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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of A World of Wonders, by Various
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-Title: A World of Wonders
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-Author: Various
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-A WORLD OF WONDERS.
-
-
-
-
- A WORLD OF WONDERS,
- WITH
- ANECDOTES AND OPINIONS
- CONCERNING
- POPULAR SUPERSTITIONS.
-
-
- EDITED BY
- ALBANY POYNTZ.
-
-
- LONDON:
- RICHARD BENTLEY, NEW BURLINGTON STREET,
- Publisher in Ordinary to Her Majesty.
- 1845.
-
-
-
-
- LONDON:
- Printed by Schulze and Co., 13, Poland Street.
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE.
-
-
-It is surprising, considering the gigantic strides effected by modern
-science, how many of the errors and prejudices engendered by the ignorance
-of the dark ages remain current in the world in its present days of
-enlightenment. Like the winged seeds of certain weeds, their light and
-impalpable nature renders them only the more difficult of extirpation.
-
-A cursory review and refutation of these popular prejudices and vulgar
-errors has been attempted in the following Manual. A more scientific
-analysis of so spreading a field would have expanded into a Cyclopædia.
-But the ancient traditions and modern instances collected in its pages may
-afford the reader amusement and instruction for the passing hour, as well
-as an incentive to more profound investigations in hours to come.
-
- LONDON,
- NOVEMBER, 1845.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
-
- PAGE
-
- CHAPTER I.
- LONGEVITY OF ANIMALS 1-10
-
- CHAPTER II.
- INCOMBUSTIBLE MEN 11-22
-
- CHAPTER III.
- VENTRILOQUISTS 23-31
-
- CHAPTER IV.
- POPE JOAN AND THE WANDERING JEW 32-36
-
- CHAPTER V.
- THE FABLES OF HISTORY 37-45
-
- CHAPTER VI.
- MELONS AND MONSTERS 46-53
-
- CHAPTER VII.
- THE JEWS 54-60
-
- CHAPTER VIII.
- VERBAL DELICACY 61-64
-
- CHAPTER IX.
- AEROLITES AND MIRACULOUS SHOWERS 65-74
-
- CHAPTER X.
- NOSTRUMS AND SPECIFICS 75-82
-
- CHAPTER XI.
- PHYSIOGNOMISTS 83-95
-
- CHAPTER XII.
- LAST WORDS OF DYING PERSONS 96-98
-
- CHAPTER XIII.
- THE ANTIPODES--MORNING AND EVENING DEW 99-102
-
- CHAPTER XIV.
- PERPETUAL LAMPS AND ARCHIMEDES 103-109
-
- CHAPTER XV.
- THE LYNX AND THE CAMELEON 110-115
-
- CHAPTER XVI.
- WILD WOMEN 116-118
-
- CHAPTER XVII.
- SYBILS 119-123
-
- CHAPTER XVIII.
- FORTUNE-TELLERS AND CHIROMACY 124-130
-
- CHAPTER XIX.
- ALBERTUS MAGNUS AND NOSTRADAMUS 131-137
-
- CHAPTER XX.
- LEECHES, SERPENTS, AND THE SONG OF THE DYING SWAN 138-146
-
- CHAPTER XXI.
- NEGROES 147-160
-
- CHAPTER XXII.
- FASCINATION; OR, THE ART OF PLEASING 161-170
-
- CHAPTER XXIII.
- THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE 171-177
-
- CHAPTER XXIV.
- GIANTS AND DWARFS 178-183
-
- CHAPTER XXV.
- ASTROLOGY 184-190
-
- CHAPTER XXVI.
- THE MOON AND LUNAR INFLUENCE 191-193
-
- CHAPTER XXVII.
- APPARITIONS 194-201
-
- CHAPTER XXVIII.
- NOBILITY AND TRADE 202-208
-
- CHAPTER XXIX.
- MERIT AND POPULARITY 209-219
-
- CHAPTER XXX.
- COMETS 220-223
-
- CHAPTER XXXI.
- POPULAR ERRORS 224-232
-
- CHAPTER XXXII.
- DREAMS 233-237
-
- CHAPTER XXXIII.
- PREJUDICES ATTACHED TO CERTAIN ANIMALS 238-243
-
- CHAPTER XXXIV.
- CONTENT AND COURTESY 244-248
-
- CHAPTER XXXV.
- THE DIVINING ROD 249-254
-
- CHAPTER XXXVI.
- BEES AND ANTS 255-260
-
- CHAPTER XXXVII.
- PREPOSSESSIONS AND ANTIPATHIES 261-265
-
- CHAPTER XXXVIII.
- THE INFLUENCE OF BELLS UPON THUNDER STORMS 266-269
-
- CHAPTER XXXIX.
- SMALL POX AND VACCINATION 270-273
-
- CHAPTER XL.
- PRECOCIOUS AND CLEVER CHILDREN 274-279
-
- CHAPTER XLI.
- EDUCATION OF CHILDREN 280-282
-
- CHAPTER XLII.
- PREJUDICES OF THE FRENCH 283-288
-
- CHAPTER XLIII.
- MONSTROUS BIRTHS 289-293
-
- CHAPTER XLIV.
- THE ICHNEUMON AND THE HALCYON 294-295
-
- CHAPTER XLV.
- SORCERERS AND MAGICIANS 296-300
-
- CHAPTER XLVI.
- MALE AND FEMALE 301-307
-
- CHAPTER XLVII.
- MINOR SUPERSTITIONS 308-309
-
- CHAPTER XLVIII.
- SOMNAMBULISM 310-314
-
- CHAPTER XLIX.
- A FEW MORE WORDS ABOUT GHOSTS AND VAMPIRES, AND
- LOUP-GAROUX 315-344
-
- CHAPTER L.
- APOCRYPHAL ANIMALS 345-352
-
- CHAPTER LI.
- PROFESSIONS ESTEEMED INFAMOUS 353-356
-
- CHAPTER LII.
- SUPERNATURAL HUMAN BEINGS 357-361
-
-
-
-
-A WORLD OF WONDERS.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-LONGEVITY OF ANIMALS.
-
-
-Most scholars are familiar with the quotation "cervi dicuntur diutissime
-vivere," which has rendered proverbial the longevity of the stag. Among
-birds, crows and parrots have also been said to attain miraculous length
-of days; among fishes, the carp and pike; among reptiles, the tortoise.
-But modern investigation has sufficiently proved that the number of
-centuries, variously assigned as the natural age of these birds, beasts
-and fishes, was, in the first instance, the invention of poets and
-fabulists, carelessly adopted as authentic by lovers of the marvellous.
-
-It is now ascertained that aloes frequently flower three times in a
-hundred years, and that three generations of the stag are included
-within the same space of time.
-
-Hesiod, an ancient Greek poet whose works have only partially reached us,
-was the first to institute a comparative inquiry into the age of the crow
-and the stag. Hesiod assigns eighty-six years as the average span of human
-life; yet he asserts that the rook attains eight hundred and sixty-four
-years, and the crow thrice as many. Towards the stag, he is still more
-liberal; declaring that these animals have been known to attain their
-thirty-fifth century. Considering the age we assign to the world itself
-when Hesiod flourished in it, no great experience as to the average
-existence of so sempiternal an animal could have influenced his opinion.
-
-According to many ancient writers besides Hesiod, the stag is the longest
-lived of animals; and the Egyptians have adopted it as the emblem of
-longevity. Pliny relates that one hundred years after the death of
-Alexander, several stags were taken in the different forests of Macedonia,
-to whose necks that great monarch had, with his own hand, attached
-collars. This extension of existence is, however, scarcely worth
-recording, in comparison with the instance commemorated by French
-historians, of a stag taken in the forest of Senlis, in the year 1037;
-having a collar round its neck on which was inscribed, "Cæsar hoc me
-donavit."
-
-A miraculous interpretation was assigned to this inscription, which has
-consequently formed the ground-work of a popular error in France. The
-"Cæsar" of the legend was admitted, without further examination, to be
-Julius Cæsar, thereby allotting ten centuries as the age of the animal;
-nay, seventy-seven years more, seeing that Julius Cæsar conquered Gaul
-forty-two years before the birth of Christ. Nevertheless since the days of
-Julius, the title of Cæsar had been bestowed on a sufficient number of
-imperial potentates to explain the inscription on the collar upon more
-rational grounds: the Cæsar who had thus adorned the stag being in all
-probability its contemporary. But this was too simple an interpretation to
-be acceptable to those wonder-seeking times.
-
-Aristotle decided the age of the stag, not from the showing of poets and
-traditions, but from the indications of experiment. Having dissected a
-considerable number of these animals, he pronounced their ordinary age to
-be was from thirty to thirty-six years. Buffon was of a similar opinion,
-which has been adopted by most succeeding naturalists. It has been
-established as a law of comparative physiology, that the life of a
-mammiferous animal is in proportion to its period of gestation, and the
-duration of its growth. The sheep and goat, who bear their young five
-months, and whose growth lasts two years, live from eight to ten, The
-horse, which is borne ten months, and whose growth requires from five to
-six years, lives from thirty to forty. We are, of course, speaking of the
-horse in its natural state, uninjured by premature and excessive labour.
-When submitted to the hands of man, the noble animal is condemned to
-premature old age, by the application of spur and thong before it attains
-sufficient strength for the unnatural speed it is compelled to attempt,
-and the burthens it is forced to bear. Nor, even under these
-circumstances, is it allowed to attain the span of life assigned by
-nature; the hand of the knacker being put in request to end its days, the
-moment its services cease to be profitable to its master.
-
-The camel, which is borne ten months, and requires four years for its
-bodily development, usually attains the age of fifty. The elephant,
-requiring a year's gestation, attains the climax of its growth at thirty,
-and lives to a hundred. The gestation of a stag, therefore, being but of
-eight months, there is no reason to infer a deviation in its favour from
-the laws governing the nature of all other animals of the same genus.
-
-"The stag," says Buffon, "whose growth requires six years, lives from
-thirty to forty. The prodigious age originally ascribed to this animal, is
-a groundless invention of the poets, of which Aristotle demonstrated the
-absurdity."
-
-A variety of instances of the miraculous longevity of animals may be found
-in the works of the early German naturalists. It is related in the
-collection of Voyages and Travels of Malte Brun, on the showing of these
-authorities, that the Emperor Frederick II. having been presented with a
-singularly fine pike, caused it to be thrown into a pond adjoining his
-palace of Kaiserslautern, after affixing to it a collar bearing the
-following Greek inscription: "I am the first fish cast into this pond by
-the hands of the Emperor Frederick II.; October 5th, 1230."
-
-After remaining two hundred and sixty years in the pond, the pike was
-taken in 1497, and carried to Heidelberg, to be served at the table of the
-Elector Philip; when the collar and inscription were subjected to the
-examination of the curious. The pike, at that time, weighed three hundred
-and fifty pounds, and was nineteen feet in length--a miraculous fish in
-every respect; for how are we to suppose that an inscription upon an
-elastic collar would otherwise remain legible at the close of several
-centuries? This story is evidently one of the marvels that figure so
-profusely in the chronicles of old Germany during the middle ages.
-
-It has, however, often been asserted that aquatic animals are longer-lived
-than others, from being cold-blooded, and losing nothing from
-transpiration; though, from their peculiar nature, the fact is very
-difficult of demonstration. Fordyce made some curious experiments upon the
-tenacity of life in fishes; by placing gold fishes in a variety of vessels
-filled with water; which, at first, he refreshed every day; then, every
-third day, with which refreshment, and without other nourishment, they
-lived for fifteen months. He next distilled the water; increased the
-proportion of air in the vessels; and closed the apertures, so that no
-insect could possibly penetrate. Nevertheless, the fish lived as before,
-and were in good condition.
-
-The experimentalist now decided that the decomposition of the air afforded
-them sufficient nutriment; by this theory invalidating the proverb 'that
-it is impossible to live on air.'
-
-Without impugning the authenticity of these experiments, or the easy
-sustenance of fishes, we may be permitted to observe that a variety of
-circumstances are unfavourable to the fact of their miraculous longevity.
-In the first place, their organization, especially that of the carp which
-is supposed to be one of the longest-lived of fishes, is peculiarly
-delicate; and the muscular effort to move in an element eight hundred
-times heavier than atmospheric air, must be apt to exhaust the energies of
-life. Such are the suggestions of common sense; too often unavailing
-against the marvels of tradition, accepted by the credulity of mankind.
-
-The Parisians delight in boasting of the age of the venerable carp in the
-reservoirs at Fontainebleau and Chantilly; the former especially, as
-contemporary with Francis I. Other credulous persons declare that there
-exist gigantic carp many centuries old, in the water beneath the Cathedral
-of Strasbourg--a fact easily asserted because impossible to disprove.
-
-With respect to the tame old carp at Fontainebleau, which come to the
-surface of the water to be fed by every visitor to that curious old
-palace, the only grounds for asserting their great age is the inconclusive
-fact, that there were tame old grey carp in the moat of Fontainebleau in
-the reign of Francis I., as at the present time. But who is to prove that
-they are identical? There were also troops and courtiers at Fontainebleau
-at both epochs, whom it would be just as reasonable to assert were the
-same persons. The only difference is that the generations of men are
-visibly renewed; while the carp in the old moat slip away unnoticed, and
-are succeeded by a younger fry.
-
-The longevity of certain species of the feathered kind has been just as
-much exaggerated as that of the stag and the carp. Willoughby states in
-his work on Ornithology, that a friend of his possessed a gander eighty
-years of age; which in the end became so ferocious that they were forced
-to kill it, in consequence of the havock it committed in the barn-yard.
-He also talks of a swan three centuries old; and several celebrated
-parrots are said to have attained from one hundred to one hundred and
-fifty years.
-
-The experiments of able naturalists afford the best answer to such
-statements. According to the best established authorities, pigeons, fowls,
-and ducks, live, in a natural state, from ten to twelve years. Magpies,
-crows, and jays, evince symptoms of caducity at the same age. Professor
-Hufeland, of Jena, who has devoted considerable time and attention to the
-study of the duration of life, assures us that the great eagle, and other
-birds of the larger kind, such as the pelican and ostrich, are very
-long-lived and of vigorous constitution. Specimens of the eagle tribe have
-been known, however, to survive in a menagerie upwards of a hundred years.
-
-Hufeland relates that a Mr. Selwand, of London, received in 1793, from the
-Cape of Good Hope, a falcon wearing a golden collar inscribed "To His
-Majesty, King James of England, 1610." The bird was supposed to have
-belonged to James I., and having escaped from its keepers, in order to
-avoid recapture, to have traversed Europe and Africa, to end its days in a
-state of nature among the Hottentots! Destiny, however, was not to be
-defied; and the prisoner was recaptured in its old age, and sent back to
-England. This incident probably originated in a hoax upon the credulity
-of Mr. Selwand, practised by one of his colonial correspondents. Moreover,
-Hufeland, after publishing his conviction of the prodigious longevity of
-the eagle tribe, was himself very likely to become the object of one of
-those mystifications, for which the supporters of new theories are
-considered fair game.
-
-Credulity is unfortunately a weakness common to the human race; and a
-tendency to exaggeration is scarcely less universal. Between the two
-failings, monstrous stories obtain circulation; and as it is easier to
-assent than examine, the world becomes overrun with errors and prejudices.
-A curious anecdote related from mouth to mouth, becomes exaggerated into a
-miracle. Thus, as regards the longevity of parrots, a bird of this species
-which happens to survive three generations of the same family, though the
-period may not exceed thirty years, is talked of in the circle of their
-acquaintance as a Nestor or Methuselah; till, at last, from exaggeration
-to exaggeration, its age becomes converted into a miracle. No one,
-however, can personally attest the age of a parrot beyond fifty or sixty
-years. All the rest must be hearsay.
-
-Among curious examples of longevity in animals, the dog of Ulysses is
-cited, by many ancient authors, for the intelligence displayed in his
-recognition of his master after twenty years' absence. A mule, which
-lived to the age of ninety years, at Athens, has also been frequently
-cited.
-
-The historian, Mézéray, relates, on the authority of Flodard, that Loup
-Asnard, Duke of Aquitaine, on coming to do homage to Raoul, King of
-France, about the beginning of the tenth century, appeared before the
-monarch mounted on a horse a hundred years old. Such exceptions, however,
-even if authentic, tend no more to prove the longevity of dogs, horses or
-mules, than the incontestible fact that certain men, even in modern times,
-have survived to the age of a century and a half, tend to establish that
-period as the span of human existence.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-INCOMBUSTIBLE MEN.
-
-
-There are instances in which it may be fairly said that seeing is not
-believing. In the case of a variety of persons who have exhibited
-themselves, in different times and countries, as endowed with the natural
-power of resistance to fire, the frightful feats displayed serve only to
-convince the spectator, that the incombustibility of the exhibitants is
-but a skilful effort of legerdemain.
-
-It may be observed that the persons who pretend to this miraculous
-faculty, seldom expose themselves to the hazard of the investigations of
-the scientific world. For the exhibition of their exploits, they usually
-prefer small towns to great cities. In former days, incombustible men
-assumed, in Spain, the name of _saludores_; and most of those who have
-since exhibited in public their insensibility to fire, are descendants or
-imitators of these Spanish mountebanks. The _saludores_, however,
-pretended to a power of curing all sorts of diseases by means of their
-saliva; whereas, the incombustible individuals who have figured in France
-and Germany, pretend only to handle fire with impunity, to swallow boiling
-oil, walk upon glowing embers, or even among flames; all which exploits
-they accomplish with perfect self-possession. So long as two hundred years
-ago, however, the _saludores_ were recognised as impostors. Leonard Vain
-relates a story of one of them, who, having pretended to the faculty of
-sustaining the heat of a kindled oven, was forced by the populace into
-one, without sufficient preparation; on opening which, at the close of an
-hour, the man was found to be calcined. A somewhat severe mode of
-punishing imposture!
-
-This example, however, did not serve to extinguish the race; and in 1806,
-a man who called himself the miraculous Spaniard, opened an exhibition in
-Paris, where he renewed all the skilful marvels of his predecessors, by
-walking barefooted on red hot iron, drawing heated bars across his arms,
-face and tongue, dipping his hands in molten lead, and swallowing, as if
-with zest, a glass of boiling oil. This exhibition, to which the idlers of
-the French capital resorted, produced a careful examination into the
-precedents of antiquity for similar instances of incombustibility.
-
-Some cited the well-known lines of Virgil, with reference to the
-exhibitions of the priests of Apollo, on Mount Soracte, where they walked
-unhurt, in presence of the worshippers of their divinity, upon burning
-embers. Others quoted the equally doubtful authority of Pliny; who relates
-the same fact, adding that the privilege of incombustibility was
-hereditary in a specific family; a fact the more remarkable, because all
-the modern jugglers in this branch of the black art, pretend to descend
-from St. Catherine.
-
-Varro, less credulous than Pliny, expressly states that the priests of the
-Temple of Soracte possessed the secret of a composition which rendered
-them fire-proof.
-
-Long after Varro, Strabo related that the votaries of the goddess Feronia
-obtained, as the price of their devotions, the faculty of walking unhurt
-over burning piles; and that the exhibition of this miraculous power
-before her altars, attracted numerous spectators.
-
-"The worship of the goddess Feronia," says Strabo, "is much in vogue; her
-temple being remarkable as the site of a miracle. Those persons whose
-prayers the goddess deigns to propitiate, are enabled to defy the most
-ardent flames. This miracle is renewed at her annual festival."
-
-It is also related that, not far from the city of Thyane, the birth-place
-of Apollonius, there was a celebrated temple dedicated to Diana Persica;
-the virgins devoted wherein to the worship of the goddess of Chastity,
-possessed the power and privilege of treading unhurt upon burning embers.
-A confirmation of these wonders is to be found in Aristotle and Apuleius.
-
-When the visitors of the miraculous Spaniard had satisfied themselves,
-that antiquity supplied a variety of examples in substantiation of the
-power to which he pretended, modern history was searched for further
-attestation; when it appeared that Ambrose Paré and Cardan, depose to
-having seen mountebanks so inured to the effects of molten lead and
-boiling oil, that they were able to wash their faces and hands, unhurt,
-with those terrible materials. Delrio, Delancre, and Bodin, advance many
-curious facts of a similar nature.
-
-Had these incombustible individuals existed in the days when trial by
-ordeal was still a form of law; or, rather, had the Art of Chemistry
-attained at that period the power of hardening the human skin into
-resistance of fire, the secret would have been invaluable.
-
-In those barbarous ages, a culprit sentenced to the fiery ordeal of
-walking upon heated ploughshares, or plunging his limbs into boiling oil,
-was tacitly condemned to death. We may infer, however, that Kings, Queens,
-and Dignitaries of the Church were of a less combustible nature than
-humbler mortals; for when these were forced to submit to the terrible
-ordeal of fire, it was observed that they escaped unsinged; while serfs
-and beggars, burnt like tinder: an understanding with the cruel
-executioners of these savage laws, being essential to establish the
-innocence of an accused person.
-
-It would appear as though a sinister influence had always attached itself
-to the ill-fated See of Autun; for one of the first instances on record of
-the ordeal of fire being applied to a member of the hierarchy, was that of
-Simplicius, Bishop of Autun, who, after submitting to it in his life-time,
-was canonized after death. Two later Bishops of Autun--the Abbé Roquette,
-said to be the original of the Tartuffe of Molière, and the Prince de
-Talleyrand, one of the most remarkable personages of modern times, have
-certainly not experienced the same posthumous distinction.
-
-Simplicius, being a married man, when called to the honours of the See of
-Autun, repudiated his wife, to whom he was tenderly attached. He was,
-nevertheless, accused of retaining her conjugally in his palace after his
-promotion to the mitre; in disproof of which, he submitted, and caused his
-beloved wife to submit to the fiery ordeal in presence of a vast
-congregation; when, both having escaped unhurt, Simplicius was eventually
-promoted to the honour of the Calendar.
-
-St. Brie, the successor of St. Martin in the See of Tours, was also
-accused of having become a father, to the discredit of his episcopal
-functions; a charge he is said to have defeated by bestowing powers of
-speech upon the infant, thereby enabling it to name its real father. In
-addition to this exculpation, he submitted to the fiery ordeal; and having
-gathered up his robe, and filled it with burning embers, proceeded in this
-guise to the tomb of his predecessor, St. Martin, without experiencing the
-slightest injury. It is not added in the legend, whether the garments of
-the Bishop were also uninjured.
-
-One of the most celebrated trials by fire on record, is that of
-Thuitberge, wife of Lothaire, King of France. Having been accused of more
-than becoming intimacy with the young Prince, her brother, and condemned
-to the ordeal, she had the good fortune to find a champion willing to
-undertake it in her behalf. These champions or proxies were tantamount to
-the special pleaders of the present day, being mostly hired by fee or
-reward for the purpose. The champion of Thuitberge managed to establish
-her innocence, by plunging his arm without injury into a cauldron of
-boiling water; after which, Lothaire was compelled to admit the injustice
-of his accusation, and retain her as his wife. Even at that epoch,
-however, mistrust had arisen on this score; and certain servitors of the
-King openly insinuated the existence of chemical compositions, by the
-application of which a man might fortify his flesh against the action of
-boiling fluids. Appeal from the decision of an ordeal was, however,
-decided to be impossible.
-
-A celebrated Father of the Oratoire, the Père Lebrun, published a recipe
-purporting to insure impunity against fire; consisting of equal parts of
-alcohol, sulphur, ammonia, essence of rosemary, and onion juice. At the
-moment Père Lebrun was devoting himself to experiments on the mysteries of
-incombustibles, an English practician, named Richardson, was amazing the
-world of science by the performance of prodigies. This person contrived to
-walk upon burning embers, to place burning sulphur upon his hand, then
-transferring it to his tongue, allow it to consume away without apparent
-injury. He also allowed a piece of meat, or an oyster, to be cooked upon
-his tongue; the fire for the purpose being kept up in a live coal by a
-pair of bellows. He was also able to grasp a red hot bar of iron, and even
-seize it between his teeth; to swallow molten glass and a mixture of
-burning pitch and sulphur, so that the flames burst from his mouth as from
-that of a furnace; just as common mountebanks emit fire from their mouths
-by means of a coal wrapt in tow, which has been previously steeped in
-spirits of wine.
-
-These experiments attracted so much attention, that scientific men
-considered them deserving notice; and in 1677, Dodart, of the French
-Academy of Sciences, addressed a letter on the subject to the Journal de
-Science, proving that such phenomena might be achieved by time, address,
-and perseverance, without the intervention of chemical agency. The
-ordinary hardening of the hands and feet by labour and exercise, certainly
-induce a belief that perseverance in the same means might be made to
-produce absolute callosity.
-
-It is well known, that bakers are remarkable for the muscularity of their
-arms and slightness of their legs; while dancers have usually slender arms
-and muscular legs. The difference of exercise, necessitated by their
-several professions, producing diverse development of limb. On the other
-hand, there is no need to compare the sole of the foot of a lady who
-seldom goes out, unless in a carriage, or treads on any other material
-than luxurious carpets, with that of a peasant who goes bare-footed on the
-flinty road, without inconvenience, to be assured that the same degree of
-boiling water which could be sustained by the latter without
-inconvenience, would blister the delicate epidermis of the former.
-
-Dodart observes that, in the ordinary circumstances of life, some people
-are able to swallow their food much hotter than others; and that, as
-regards the experiments of Richardson, charcoal loses its heat the moment
-it is extinguished, and is easily extinguished by means of the human
-saliva. It is a common trick of jugglers to put lighted tapers into their
-mouths; and in the attempts made by Richardson to cook a piece of meat
-upon his tongue, the slice was made so to envelop the ember, as to secure
-his mouth from contact with the fire; while the bellows used during the
-process, on pretence of keeping up the flame, were on the contrary,
-intended to cool the mouth. As to the mixtures of boiling wax, pitch and
-sulphur, Dodart states their temperature to have been such, that he could
-hold his finger in them two seconds without pain. It is well known that
-the workmen in the foundries are so inured to heat, as to touch, without
-injury, metals in a state of fusion; frequently plunging their hands into
-molten lead, in order to recover articles of value. Moreover, as regards
-any ignited substance placed in the mouth, it naturally becomes
-extinguished the moment the lips are reclosed; the gas from the human
-lungs tending especially to that purpose.
-
-About the year 1774, there lived at the foundry of Laune, a man who could
-walk unharmed over bars of red-hot iron, and hold burning coals in his
-hands. The skin of this man was observed to emit a sort of unctuous
-transpiration, which served as his preservative.
-
-These facts suffice to prove that the miraculous Spaniard, who affected
-preternatural incombustibility, had no need of magic for the working of
-his wonders. For another case, equally remarkable, we are indebted to
-Sementini, an eminent Professor of Chemistry at Naples.
-
-A Sicilian, named Lionetti, came to that city for the purpose of
-exhibiting feats of incombustibility; and soon excited public astonishment
-by his power of drawing a red-hot plate of iron over his hair without
-singeing it, on which he afterwards stamped with his naked feet. He also
-drew rods of red-hot iron through his mouth, swallowed boiling oil, dipped
-his fingers in molten lead, and dropped some on his tongue. He fearlessly
-exposed his face to the flames of burning oil; poured sulphuric or
-muriatic acid upon lighted embers, and imbibed the fumes; ending by
-allowing a thick gold pin to be thrust deep into his flesh.
-
-The Neapolitans were as much enchanted by the feats of Lionetti as the
-Parisian with those of the incombustible Spaniard. But at Naples,
-Sementini, who was on the watch, perceived that, at the moment the
-fire-proof man applied the heated materials to his skin, there escaped a
-whitish vapour. Instead of swallowing a glass of boiling oil, according to
-his announcement, he introduced only a quarter of a spoonful into his
-mouth, and a few drops of molten lead upon his tongue, which was covered
-with a white fur, like the secretion perceptible in cases of fever. When
-he took the hot iron between his teeth, symptoms of suppressed pain were
-perceptible; and the edges of his teeth were evidently charred by previous
-performances of a similar description. From these appearances, Sementini
-inferred that Lionetti made use of certain preparations which secured him
-against the influence of heat, by hardening the epidermis; and that his
-skin having become callous from use, was in itself able to resist, to a
-certain degree, the action of fire. These conclusions, which concur with
-those made by Dodart, in the case of Richardson, were verified by personal
-observation and careful experiment.
-
-After many fruitless attempts to discover the chemical agents used by the
-Incombustibles, the persevering Sementini found that by frequent frictions
-of sulphuric acid, he was able to inure his flesh to the contact of
-red-hot iron; and we are bound to admire the patience and courage of those
-who, for the benefit of scientific discovery, attempt experiments of so
-powerful and perilous a nature. To have exposed a fallacy in matters of
-science, is equal to the discovery of a fact; and the extirpation of a
-single error or false conclusion from the popular mind, is an act
-deserving of gratitude.
-
-Sementini found that by bathing the parts thus deprived of their usual
-sensitiveness with a solution of alum, their former sensibility to heat
-was restored; and one day, happening to smear with soap the parts he had
-re-softened in this manner with alum, he found, to his great surprise,
-that they became hardened anew against the action of heat. The
-experimentalist instantly applied to his tongue a preparation of soap, and
-found that it enabled him to defy the contact of iron heated to a white
-heat. To neutralize the faculty thus acquired, he had only to sprinkle his
-tongue with sugar; a new application of soap serving at any moment to
-render it fire-proof.
-
-By these experiments, in various countries, the pretension to a
-supernatural power of incombustibility has been reduced to its true level.
-The Priests of Soracte, the Virgins of Diana, the Champion of Queen
-Thuitberge, and the Bishop of Autun, were doubtless adepts in the art of
-the miraculous Spaniard; and according to the recipe of Sementini, a man
-may be enabled to defy the element of fire as successfully as an expert
-swimmer overmasters that of water, or an experienced aëronaut of air.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-VENTRILOQUISTS.
-
-
-Ventriloquists are a better order of jugglers than the Incombustibles. The
-feats of the latter are doubtless more surprising--the former, far more
-amusing. To behold a man expose himself to even the semblance of a cruel
-torture, affords a disgusting species of excitement; and such exhibitions
-as those we have described, the feat of swallowing naked swords, or the
-favourite practice of placing in contact with half-tamed beasts of prey a
-human being who submits to the risk for the sake of a scanty remuneration,
-is an order of public entertainment that does little honour to the taste
-of the listless spectator.
-
-To witness feats of ventriloquism, on the contrary, is a diverting and
-harmless pastime; though, had Messieurs Comte and Alexandre exhibited
-their marvellous powers in the olden time, there is some probability that
-they might have been exposed to jeopardy as sorcerers and magicians, or
-to exorcism, as possessed of devils.
-
-Ventriloquism derives its name from an error of the ancients. So far from
-being effected through the body, the mouth is the sole instrument of the
-art or faculty we call ventriloquism. The first inference formed on this
-subject was by the Greeks, who conceived the oracles of the Pythoness to
-consist of the emanation of the soul from the viscera; and as the lips of
-ventriloquists assumed the same form in the exercise of their art as those
-of the Pythoness during her pretended inspirations, they ascribed the
-effort to the same region of the body.
-
-Archbishop Eustatius, in treating of the Witch of Endor, attributes the
-exploits of the magician Ob, in invoking the shade of Samuel, and
-obtaining a reply from the apparition, to a devil, or the power of
-ventriloquism. In the Book of the Septanti, the Witch of Endor is
-described as a ventriloquist.
-
-Father Delrio, as an interpreter of the opinion of the ancients, and Henri
-Boguet, the great legist, declared from the bench, that all persons
-endowed with a natural power of ventriloquism, had hoarse, harsh voices,
-and that the spirit by which they were possessed, must be dislodged by
-exorcism.
-
-In the earlier days of ventriloquism, from the Witch of Endor downwards,
-the art appears to have been almost peculiar to the female sex; though in
-our own times professed only by males. In the fifteenth century, Rolande
-du Vernois, accused of the exercise of ventriloquism, was condemned and
-burnt as a witch; and about the middle of the sixteenth, the inhabitants
-of Lisbon were amazed by the feats of a woman named Cecilia, who possessed
-the art of causing her voice to issue from her elbow, foot, or any other
-part of her body. In exhibiting this apparently preternatural power, she
-pretended to have an invisible colleague, named Pierre Jean, with whom she
-appeared to hold conversations; an exploit that exposed her to a charge of
-witchcraft. She was tried for magic, and exiled to the Island of St.
-Thomas, in remission of a sentence to be burnt alive.
-
-In the same century, a little old woman who had very much the air of a
-witch, and whose voice appeared to issue from the centre of her body, made
-her appearance in Italy, where she was arraigned for sorcery; but her
-further history is unrecorded.
-
-A female ventriloquist, named Barbara Jacobi, narrowly escaped being burnt
-at the stake in 1685, at Haarlem, where she was an inmate of the public
-hospital. The curious daily resorted thither to hear her hold a dialogue
-with an imaginary personage with whom she conversed as if concealed behind
-the curtains of her bed. This individual, whom she called Joachim, and to
-whom she addressed a thousand ludicrous questions, which he answered in
-the same familiar strain, was for some time supposed to be a confederate.
-But when the bystanders attempted to search for him behind the curtains,
-his voice instantly reproached them with their curiosity from the opposite
-corner of the room. As Barbara Jacobi had contrived to make herself
-familiar with all the gossip of the city of Haarlem, the revelations of
-the pretended familiar were such as to cause considerable embarrassment to
-those who beset her with impertinent questions.
-
-The celebrated Thiémet used to exhibit at Paris a scene of a similar
-nature, afterwards copied in London in the Monopolylogues of Matthews.
-Having concealed himself in a sentry-box, which occupied the centre of his
-small stage, the distant sound of a horn became audible; then, the cry of
-a pack of hounds gradually approaching; during the intervals of which, a
-miller and his wife were heard familiarly conversing in bed concerning
-their household affairs. In the midst of their conversation, a knock was
-heard; and a strange noise became audible from without, entreating the
-miller to rise and show the way through the forest to a young Baron, who
-had lost the track of the hounds. The miller promised compliance; when an
-altercation ensued between him and his wife; the former wishing to rise,
-the latter preventing him with a declaration that she had not courage to
-be left alone in the mill. At length, the miller gets the better; and,
-having risen, is about to put on his clothes, when the sobs and cries of
-his abandoned spouse determine him to return to bed; and the scene used to
-terminate with a loud exclamation on the part of the lady when the cold
-knees of the miller apprized her of his return. This somewhat too familiar
-exhibition used to elicit roars of laughter from the most fashionable
-audiences; nor, till Thiémet issued from his sentry-box, could they be
-prevailed upon to believe that he had been alone.
-
-Ventriloquism is, in truth, the working of a curious problem in acoustics;
-the art resulting from a careful computation of distances and effects in
-the science of sound. The resources afforded by such an art to the
-priesthood of antiquity, who were thus enabled to create an oracle
-wherever they thought proper, may easily be understood. When exercised
-with dexterity, it was no wonder that the bewildered populace should
-exclaim, like the Sybil of Cumæ, "Deus! ecce Deus!" Dodona and Delphos are
-now generally believed to have been simply the scene of a clever
-exhibition of ventriloquism. Fontenelle, and the learned Benedictine, Dom
-Calmet, have both written extensively on the subject; the latter, more
-especially, labouring to prove that a variety of marvels related by
-Lucian, Philostratus, Iamblicus, and other eminent authors, are easily
-explained by ventriloquism.
-
-Many French historians attribute to the same origin the apostrophe of the
-pretended Spectre in the Forest of Mans, which so terrified the feeble
-Charles VI., as to deprive him of reason. Such was the opinion of the Abbé
-de la Chapelle; who, in 1772, published a volume on ventriloquism, in
-which, among other examples, he cites the wonderful faculty of a grocer
-named St. Gilles, residing at St. Germain en Laye; who, when visited by
-the Abbé, made his voice appear to issue from every part of the house. St.
-Gilles appears to have been a facetious personage as well as a skilful
-ventriloquist; for as he was one day walking in the forest of St. Germain,
-with a rich Prebendary, celebrated for his avarice and clerical abuses, a
-voice was heard to reproach him with his pluralities and covetousness,
-threatening to bury him under the ruins of his prebendal house, unless he
-reformed the errors of his ways. The grocer being careful to assume an
-appearance of the same terror that paralyzed his companion, the priest
-regarded this interposition as the voice of his good angel; and instantly
-proceeding to the nearest church, dropped the whole contents of his purse
-into the poor's box; and on his return to Paris, devoted the remainder of
-his days to repentance and good works.
-
-On another occasion, St. Gilles exercised his art in restoring family
-peace to a young couple. The husband who had abandoned a young and lovely
-wife, having accompanied him into the depths of the forest of St. Germain
-for a morning walk, was also addressed by a supernatural voice,
-threatening him with eternal punishment unless he renounced his dissolute
-habits, and returned to the bosom of domestic life; a stratagem which
-produced the happiest results.
-
-One of the most skilful proficients in the art, appears to have been a
-Baron von Mengen, a German nobleman, as celebrated at Vienna, as St.
-Gilles in France. The Baron never appeared in society without carrying a
-doll in his pockets, with which he used to hold imaginary conversations.
-An English traveller, amazed by the wit and wisdom of the doll, became at
-length so excited by curiosity, as to insinuate his hand into the Baron's
-pocket, in the hope of discovering his secret; when the doll instantly
-shrieked aloud, and bitterly reproached the Englishman for his breach of
-decorum. The amazement of the abashed foreigner increasing, the Baron
-produced his doll, and explained the nature of the mystery.
-
-Philippe, a favourite actor of the Théâtre des Variétés, on his marriage
-with Mademoiselle Volnais, the actress, proceeded with her into Lorraine
-to visit an estate they had purchased; when the tenants having thought
-proper to favour them with a magnificent reception, in the course of the
-day, the bridegroom, deserting his place of honour, strolled out among the
-revellers. While he appeared to be only conversing in a grave manner with
-the Mayor of the place, to the dismay of the simple villagers, strange
-voices were heard to issue from tuns of wine, reproaching them with their
-excesses; and from wheelbarrows, reproving them for their idleness. The
-whole village fancied itself bewitched; while Philippe enjoyed, for the
-first time of his life, on his own account, a talent he had so often
-exercised for the amusement of others.
-
-Comte, the best ventriloquist now extant, has performed a thousand similar
-exploits. When on his travels in Belgium, he caused the voice of Margaret
-of Austria, to issue from her tomb in the Church of Bron, addressing a
-reprimand to the verger. At Rheims, he was nearly the cause of
-depopulating the quarter of St. Nicholas, by causing voices to issue from
-a variety of graves in the church-yard; while at Nevers, he revived the
-miracle of Balaam, by enabling an overladen ass to reproach its master
-with his cruelty.
-
-Another time, Monsieur Comte, when travelling by night in a diligence, the
-travellers of which had fallen asleep, roused them from their slumbers by
-a confusion of voices of robbers at the windows, calling aloud upon the
-postillions to stop. The greatest consternation prevailed; when Monsieur
-Comte offered to negociate for them with the robbers, and become the
-depositary of their purses for the purpose. Having alighted from the
-carriage for this object, he was heard conversing in the dark road with a
-variety of voices, breathing the most frightful threats; and the
-travellers considered themselves fortunate in being allowed to purchase
-their lives by the cession of all they had about them. When daylight
-broke, their adroit fellow-traveller restored their property; the mere
-mention of his name sufficing to explain the nature of the jest which had
-produced their alarm.
-
-On another occasion, he preserved the statues and carvings of a village
-church from mutilation, by causing a voice to issue from the altar,
-commanding the forbearance of the rustic population. He was, however, very
-near falling a victim to the marvels of his art, at Fribourg; where the
-populace, asserting him to be a sorcerer, fell upon him, and would have
-thrown him into a heated oven to be consumed, but for the intervention of
-the authorities.
-
-Nevertheless, in defiance of these well-known facts, ventriloquism still
-appears miraculous to the vulgar. Thirty years ago, the learned Abbé Fiard
-wrote a treatise to prove that the ancients were justified in their belief
-that it proceeded from spiritual possession. Fortunately, the great
-majority are content to accept it as a fertile source of recreation,
-without troubling themselves concerning the origin of the faculty.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-POPE JOAN AND THE WANDERING JEW.
-
-
-In the history of the world a variety of imaginary personages have found a
-place, whom it has become difficult to dislodge. Created in the first
-instance by the blunders of some careless writer, or by the sickly fancy
-of some unsound judgment, they are adopted by popular favour, tricked up
-according to its caprices, and committed to the hands of tradition to
-mislead the opinions of posterity. The pretensions of a false Demetrius, a
-false Dauphin, a false Heraclius, a Lambert Simnel, or a Perkin Warbeck,
-are more easily disproved and set aside than those of the mere shadows
-which flit over the surface of history; too impalpable to be seized upon
-and compelled to render an account of themselves.
-
-Among these phantoms are Pope Joan, and the Wandering Jew; of whom every
-one has heard something, though nothing to the purpose. Yet these
-imaginary personages are too closely connected with the mysteries of our
-faith to be otherwise than generally interesting.
-
-For how many years did the legend of the Wandering Jew, the porter of
-Pilate, condemned to roam the earth till the second coming of Christ, and
-having his necessities provided for by five-pence, which remained
-inexhaustibly in his purse, obtain favour with the world--perpetually
-renewed and brightened by the inventive hand of genius! Even now, though
-no longer an article of belief among the enlightened classes, his story
-obtains sufficient credit with the vulgar to merit a certain degree of
-examination.
-
-The first writer who signalized the existence of the Wandering Jew, was
-Matthew Paris, an English chronicler of the thirteenth century; who was
-perhaps ignorant that he was only renewing a fable of the Greeks; Suidas
-having recorded that a Greek named Pasès possessed a miraculous piece of
-money, which as often as he expended it returned again into his pocket.
-
-Some inventors have too much modesty to pretend to originality. So it was
-with Matthew Paris; who affected to have learned the legend of the
-Wandering Jew from an Armenian Bishop, who spent some time in England.
-This eastern dignitary, he asserts, had actually seen and conversed with
-the Wandering Jew, whose name he stated to be Cartophilax; that he was
-porter to the tribunal to which Jesus was conveyed by the Roman soldiers;
-and had familiarly known the Virgin Mary and the Apostles. All the
-romantic incidents of his story which have passed into an article of
-popular faith, were first related by Matthew Paris.
-
-But may there not have been some allegorical or concealed sense connected
-with the first creation of the Wandering Jew? At this period, Jews were
-objects of universal persecution, and often publicly burnt. Is it not
-likely enough that Matthew Paris intended to typify the whole persecuted
-and wandering people of the Jews in the person of Cartophilax; or, may he
-not have purposed to afford a means of safety and impunity to any Jew who
-saw fit to take up the character?
-
-For thirteen centuries, then--as for eighteen, now--the Jewish people had
-been driven from place to place, tracked like a beast of prey, and
-subjected to every species of ignominy. Their destiny, in short, was a
-mere extended exemplification of the fortunes of the Wandering Jew. May
-not, moreover, the eternal five-pence have been intended to show, that
-wherever he finds himself, a Jew can never be long in want of money?
-Montesquieu only expresses the general opinion on this subject, in saying,
-"Wherever you find gold, you will find a Jew."
-
-This theory will probably be regarded as more apocryphal than the
-existence of Cartophilax! Nevertheless we would rather pin our faith on a
-fanciful interpretation, than admit that a writer of so much moment to the
-History of the World as the famous Matthew Paris, could voluntarily shake
-the stability of his Chronicles by the wanton fabrication of such a
-miracle.
-
-The invention of Pope Joan is still more easily accounted for; as
-originating in the desire of the Reformed Church to expose to contempt the
-honour of the See of Rome. No contemporary writer so much as alludes to
-her existence; nor till sixty years after the period assigned as that of
-her adventures, do we find the monk Radulphus relating the scandalous
-chronicle of her pretended pontificate. A story of this description once
-set afloat, will never want for commentators; and a variety of other
-writers instantly seized upon it, improving the details at leisure.
-
-Seldom, however, has an imposture been adopted by such grave judgments, or
-promulgated by such authoritative voices, as that of Pope Joan. But the
-fact is that party spirit, or rather sectarian spirit, blinded the eyes of
-these abettors of fraud. At the moment of the grand schism originating the
-Reformed Church, the partizans of the new Faith seized upon the old wife's
-tale of Pope Joan, and converted it into a serious argument against the
-infallibility of Rome.
-
-"You boast of the assistance of divine grace, you pretend to the
-inspiration of the Holy Ghost," said they to the Catholics; "that it
-directs your councils and suggests your elections. How came it, then, that
-with so omniscient a counsellor, you were deluded into promoting a woman
-to the Papal See?--The single name of Pope Joan ought to suffice to attest
-the incompetency of your Church!"
-
-The history of this pretended personage has been too often related, and is
-of too gross a nature to deserve recital. Even the historians who have
-been most serious in its attestation, disagree in the leading incidents;
-some of them naming the female Pope Agnes, some Joan, and some Gilberta.
-Voltaire, who was little prone to defend the purity of the See of Rome,
-utterly discredits her existence; and in all Protestant countries, where
-the fable was first called into existence, the name of Pope Joan is cited
-only as a matter of jest and derision.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-THE FABLES OF HISTORY.
-
-
-It is surprising how many of the facts of history have been reduced into
-fictions by the careful investigations of modern enlightenment. For
-centuries, it was established as an undeniable enormity of the empire,
-that the Emperor Justinian put out the eyes of Belisarius. Tragedies,
-operas and romances, were grounded upon this cruel incident; and the arts
-have lent their aid to the perpetuation of a popular error.
-
-Let us examine the real state of the case. In 563, a conspiracy was
-discovered against the Emperor Justinian; and the conspirators were
-arrested on the eve of executing their criminal design. Certain of his
-favourites, envious of the great name of Belisarius, suborned false
-witnesses, whose testimony made it appear that he was included in the
-plot; upon which, Justinian indulged in the bitterest reproaches against
-his perfidy. Belisarius, strong in his sense of innocence, and the
-consciousness of the great services he had rendered to the empire,
-disdained to justify himself; and Justinian, weak, versatile, and
-mistrustful, influenced by a paltry pusillanimity, caused him to be
-stripped of his offices, made prisoner in his house, and deprived of all
-attendants or companions.
-
-This state of things continued for the space of seven months; when the
-innocence of Belisarius was, by the intervention of others, brought to
-light; and he was at once restored to his former honours and the
-confidence of his master. So far from being deprived of sight, and guided
-about by a youth, as our imaginations have been misled into depicting him
-by a variety of artists and men of letters, Belisarius died at an advanced
-age in the full enjoyment of his senses.
-
-The two first authors who thought proper to load the memory of Justinian
-with the odium of having put out the eyes of Belisarius, were Crinitus and
-Raphael Mafféi, both belonging to the sixteenth century. No anterior
-writer makes the smallest allusion to this act of barbarity; which, had it
-been authentic, could scarcely have been buried in obscurity for a period
-of ten centuries. The event which probably gave rise to so monstrous a
-supposition was, the disgrace of Carpocratian; who, after being the chief
-favourite of Justinian, was driven into exile in Egypt, and compelled to
-beg his bread on the highways. But even in this instance, the fallen man
-was not deprived of sight.
-
-One day, a village priest who was preaching in France, on the instability
-of riches and the misfortunes of the great, perceiving his simple flock to
-be melted into tears by the pathetic nature of his recital, comforted them
-by adding, "Nevertheless, my brethren, take comfort, for, after all, these
-traditions may be greatly exaggerated." It were as well, perhaps, if
-historians were equally candid, more especially the one who first treated
-of the cruel fortunes of Belisarius.
-
-This great man had, in truth, no need of factitious enhancements to secure
-the sympathies of the sixteenth century; the nobleness of his character
-having fully equalled the greatness of his exploits. As the conqueror of
-the Goths, he sustained the fortunes of the empire; sacrificing himself
-for his master, and refusing a crown when the throne was easily
-accessible. After he had achieved the conquest of Italy, the jealousy of
-Justinian recalled him from his command. Yet when the fortunes of his
-country stood a second time in need of his sword, he did not hesitate to
-lay down his resentment, and take up arms for its defence.
-
-A far more authentic instance of undeserved misfortune is the case of
-Oedipus, who, born the heir of the throne, was secretly removed from the
-palace in consequence of a prediction that he would become the murderer
-of his father. To avoid the accomplishment of the oracle, the infant was
-about to be destroyed; the servant, to whom the task was assigned, having
-literally pierced his feet, and suspended him to the branches of a tree;
-when unfortunately a shepherd, taking pity on the tortured babe, relieved
-him and conveyed him to the Court of the Queen of Corinth, by whom, being
-childless, he was reared as her son. At eighteen years of age, an oracle
-enjoined him to go in search of his parents; and on his travels, having
-killed a man by whom he was insulted, the victim proved to be his father.
-
-Oedipus arrives at Thebes. A riddle is proposed to him, the sense of which
-he is so unfortunate as to guess; and having by this feat rid the country
-of the Sphinx, he receives the promised reward in the hand of the Queen of
-Thebes, who, in process of time, proves to be the mother of her young
-husband. In consequence of this parricide and incest, a frightful
-pestilence afflicts Thebes; and Oedipus in despair, puts out his own eyes,
-banishes himself from his native country, and is followed into exile by
-his daughter Antigone, who officiates as his guide.
-
-Such misfortunes naturally inspired the minds of the heathens with a
-belief in the doctrine of fatality--a blind interpretation of events which
-also served to induce a belief in the marvellous, and confirm half the
-preposterous superstitions perpetuated by the weakness of the human race.
-
-Nothing can be more groundless, by the way, than our vain assertion of
-being the only created beings who "contemplate Heaven with brow erect."
-Not only do we share this distinction with the ourang-outangs, but with a
-variety of birds, such as the crane and the ostrich; which, on this point,
-are better qualified than ourselves, seeing that instead of the upper
-eyelid falling, the lower eyelid rises over the eye; thus leaving them
-more at liberty to raise their eyes to Heaven.
-
-False pretensions and vulgar errors of this kind abound in the world:--as
-for instance, the belief that the pelican pierces her bosom to feed her
-little ones with her blood--that the scent of bean-flowers produces
-delirium--that the mole is blind--that the dove is a model of gentleness
-and conjugal fidelity; and how often are the questions still mooted
-whether Hannibal really worked a passage through the Alps with
-vinegar--whether the coffin of Mahomet be really suspended at Mecca
-between two loadstones--whether shooting stars be fragments of shattered
-planets, or souls progressing from purgatory--whether beasts of prey are
-afraid of fire; and whether human nature have ever exhibited affinities
-with the brute creation in the form of fauns, dryads, satyrs, or
-centaurs.
-
-The fable of the centaurs explains itself naturally enough by the wonder
-created in the world by the first man hardy enough to reduce the horse to
-a state of submission, and convert it into a domestic animal. We know that
-a man on horseback has been regarded as a complex animal by many savage
-nations; just as the Peruvians, when attacked by the artillery of Pizarro,
-believed their invaders to be Gods, seeing that thunder was at their
-disposal.
-
-As to fauns and satyrs, which probably consisted of shepherds whose lower
-extremities were clad in goat skins, Herodotus declares that a whole
-nation of them existed among the mountains of Scythia. Plutarch relates
-that, in the time of Sylla, a faun was caught at Nymphea near Apollonia,
-which was brought as a present to the Dictator. The creature could utter
-no articulate sound,--its voice consisting of a noise between the cry of a
-goat and the neighing of a horse; but exhibited social qualities, and was
-much addicted to female society. This was probably some deaf and dumb
-idiot, left by unnatural parents to perish in infancy, and miraculously
-preserved; as in the case of Peter, the Wild Boy, found during the last
-century in the forests of Westphalia, and maintained at the cost of the
-King of England to a good old age. A similar specimen of degraded humanity
-was exhibited at Paris under the name of the Savage of Aveyron; and the
-historical fable of Valentine and Orson was probably founded on some
-similar circumstance.
-
-According to Philostratus, a satyr was taken in Ethiopia of so mild and
-gentle a disposition, as to have been easily tamed; and that certain of
-the simeous tribes, such, for instance, as the ourang-outang called the
-Wild Man of the Woods, should have been considered a satyr by both Greeks
-and Romans, on a first inspection seems natural enough. St. Jerome, in his
-life of St. Anthony, asserts that he encountered a satyr in the desart,
-and that they conversed and breakfasted together.
-
-We should have thought these holy personages more in danger of an
-encounter with wild beasts; concerning which peril, a passing remark may
-be made, that the idea of frightening them away by fire is a popular
-prejudice. Tavernier relates that some soldiers having lighted a great
-fire to preserve themselves from the damp, in a forest of Africa, were set
-upon by a lion, and that one of the men was greatly injured by this
-midnight intruder, which was luckily shot dead by one of his comrades.
-
-As regards the popular opinion concerning the tomb of Mahomet, it is now
-proved to be at Medina instead of Mecca, where the belief of many
-centuries assigned it a place; but so far from being suspended in the air
-by a loadstone, the coffin lies on the ground surrounded by an iron
-balustrade. A learned Jesuit, by dint of many patient experiments,
-ascertained the possibility of sustaining a human body in the air by the
-power of the loadstone. But the quantity employed only served to realize
-the miracle for the space of two seconds. On the discovery of the singular
-properties of the loadstone, as affecting the polarization of the needle,
-the vulgar naturally began to endow it with miraculous powers. In 1765,
-the Journal Encyclopédique published an Essay attributing to the loadstone
-the power of curing the tooth-ache; the person afflicted being required to
-turn his face towards the North Pole, and touch the aching tooth with the
-southern point of a magnetic needle. The system was pursued for a time by
-a variety of quack dentists, but soon fell to the ground.
-
-With respect to shooting stars, philosophy remains undecided as to their
-origin. But vulgar superstition clings to the belief that any wish formed
-during the transit of one of these luminous bodies will be accomplished.
-This idea probably purported in the first instance to demonstrate the
-transitory nature of human wishes, as exemplified in the momentary glimpse
-of the meteor. Some philosophers attribute shooting stars to the encounter
-of the electric fluid with inflammable molecules in the atmosphere.
-Descartes asserts that they are terrestrial particles which, meeting in
-the air the second element, take fire and fall back to earth; leaving
-where they fall a viscous matter. The truth is that they have never been
-known to fall back upon the earth. Monsieur Biot has hazarded a conjecture
-that they may be fragments of comets, falling with immense rapidity
-through the realms of space.
-
-If this point of popular prejudice remain unremoved, nothing can be more
-certain than that the mole possesses organs of vision--though small; and
-that the fable of the maternal tenderness of the pelican, originated in
-the flexible pouch in which she deposits the fish she collects for her own
-food, and that of her young. The proverbial fidelity of the dove to her
-mate has been equally disproved by naturalists; no person having ever kept
-a pair of doves without noticing that they are birds of a peculiarly
-irascible and quarrelsome nature.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-MELONS AND MONSTERS.
-
-
-It might form an important matter of inquiry for naturalists, whether the
-fruits appropriated by Providence to certain climates, do not become
-unwholsome when transferred to others by the intervention of art. Certain
-it is, that in various countries of the South, melons constitute an
-article of national food; whereas, in the North, they pass for one of the
-most pernicious productions of the vegetable kingdom; being the first
-article of food interdicted during the prevalence of the cholera.
-
-The origin of the melon, however, appears very uncertain. Far from being
-indigenous in Italy, it was asserted by the Roman naturalists to have been
-brought from Africa by Metellus; while others believe it to have been
-derived from their earlier Asiatic conquests. Scipio is said by some to
-have first introduced it into Rome. From whatever source derived, the
-gardeners of Greece and Rome made the culture of the melon a subject of
-especial study. Pliny spoke of the delicacy and flavour of the fruit as
-well as of its indigestibility. It may be observed, however, that in the
-more ancient bas-reliefs and frescoes of fruit found in Herculaneum, the
-melon does not appear.
-
-The modern arts of horticulture have added innumerable varieties of the
-melon to the round and oblong species known to the Romans; and Godoy, the
-Prince of Peace, devoted himself in Spain to the improvement of this
-favourite fruit. It is a mistake, however, to suppose that the fine kind
-called the Cantalupe, reached us from that country; the name being derived
-from the village of Cantalupi near Rome, famous for the cultivation of its
-melons. In Spain and France, the melon is eaten with roast meat, at
-dinner; in England and Russia, it is eaten with sugar at dessert. By many
-people the crudeness is qualified with pepper and ginger; but the Bavarian
-mother of the Regent, Duke of Orleans, provoked much criticism in Paris by
-powdering her slice of melon with Spanish snuff, according to the custom
-in some parts of Germany.
-
-A strange object of luxury in the same country consists in snails. A large
-white species of snail, much cultivated at Ulm, is sent to various parts
-of Germany. One of the popular errors concerning these snails, is the
-opinion that when decapitated the body will produce a new head.
-Spallanzani and Voltaire tried the experiment on innumerable snails, and
-attest that a head was really reproduced. It is well known that the body
-of a fly will exist some time after being deprived of its head; and that,
-on crushing the shell of a snail, the creature is able to repair, by
-degrees, its shattered dwelling. But in spite of the authority of
-Spallanzani and Voltaire, we have no faith in the power of reproduction of
-a second head. Valmont de Bomare, after decapitating fifteen hundred,
-decided that the opinion was erroneous; and, unwilling to suppose that two
-such great authorities had imposed on public credulity, concludes that in
-their reluctance to the task, they merely cut off the nose and ears of the
-sensitive snails without effecting a positive decapitation. A fact untrue
-of the snail, however, has been proved as regards several varieties of
-polypi, which are able to reproduce themselves from fragments of a
-dismembered polypus. There is one species of polypus susceptible of being
-completely turned inside out, like a glove, without injury to the vital
-power!
-
-Turenne, who wrote a Treatise on the nature of snails, may be called the
-Attila of the species, since he admits having decapitated thousands and
-thousands. He even affects compunction on the subject, after the example
-of the Greek physician, Herophilus, who dissected seven hundred bodies in
-illustration of his anatomical lectures in the theatre of Alexandria.
-Turenne asserts that, if Valmont de Bomare and Adanson found no renovation
-of head in the snails they decapitated, it was because they failed to
-supply their victims with the food which snails are organized to imbibe
-through the pores of their bodies by crawling over vegetable matter, even
-when deprived of their heads. He declares that a period of two years is
-indispensable for the reproduction of a head.
-
-The discoveries of modern navigators have unquestionably added to our
-menageries a vast variety of animals unknown to the ancients, or known
-only by hearsay, and esteemed apocryphal. But, on the other hand, various
-animals with which the ancients pretended to be familiar have wholly
-disappeared; such as sphinxes and griffins, the phoenix, the salamander,
-the unicorn, besides many-headed serpents and dragons, which we now
-abandon to the emblazonment of heraldry.
-
-The most famous dragons of antiquity were those which drew through the air
-the car of Medea. The philosophic Possidonius--who made war so valiantly
-against the gout, which he maintains to be no evil--speaks of a dragon
-which covered an acre of ground; and could swallow a knight on horseback
-with as much ease as the whale did Jonas. This was, however, an
-insignificant reptile compared with the one discovered in India by St.
-Maximus, Archbishop of Tyre, which covered five acres of ground.
-
-Both in sacred and profane history, dragons have honourable mention.
-Cadmus is related to have destroyed a dragon; the garden of the Hesperides
-was guarded by a dragon; St. George triumphed over a dragon; and the
-Dragon of Wantley has become proverbial in English song. St. Augustin,
-Bishop of Hippona, speaks with authority of the existence of dragons;
-describing them as winged serpents which conceal themselves in caverns
-during the day-time, though they occasionally venture forth and rise into
-the air. From this it was inferred, by early naturalists, that the dragon
-of the ancients was one of the larger serpent tribes, having a
-cartilaginous substance similar to the wings of the bat, or flying-fish,
-attached to its body.
-
-Suetonius declares that the Emperor Tiberius possessed a pet dragon, which
-was completely tame and used to eat out of his hand; probably an iguano,
-the sort of lizard which forms a luxurious object of food in the West
-Indies; and which, though perfectly harmless, has a frightful appearance.
-Crinitus records that, in the time of the Emperor Maurice, there was an
-inundation of the Tiber, which left behind it, on the land, an enormous
-dragon. The same writer mentions that the Emperor Augustus kept a
-prodigious dragon in his palace, which he used to lead about with a
-string. A constellation serves to attest the existence of the dragon of
-Lernia.
-
-The tame dragon of the imperial palace was probably a tame boa-constrictor
-similar to the one formerly kept in the library of the late Sir Joseph
-Banks.
-
-Various are the records in ancient authors of prodigious serpents. Pliny
-declares that, in Africa, the army of Regulus was kept in check by an
-enormous serpent; a statement confirmed by Aulus Gellius and other
-historians, and admitted by Rollin and Bossuet in their Histoire
-universelle, and Histoire ancienne. Follard refutes it in his Commentary
-on Polybius; conceiving the fact of a serpent of one hundred and twenty
-feet keeping at bay a large army and its engines of war to be an insult to
-the prowess of the Roman warriors. The following is the opinion the
-celebrated Lacépède on this subject.
-
-"Travellers who have penetrated into the interior of Africa," says he,
-"give an account of prodigious serpents, who advance among the bushes and
-towering reeds of some vast jungle, like a huge beam suddenly endowed with
-motion. Herds of gazelles and other timid animals take flight on their
-approach; nor can iron penetrate the skin of the monster, which is,
-indeed, appalling when extended to its utmost length, and ravenous after
-food. The only chance of its extermination is by setting fire to the
-nearest bushes of the jungle; and thus raising, as it were, a rampart of
-fire between you and the gigantic reptile.
-
-"Such, probably, was the serpent which arrested the progress of the Roman
-army on the coast of Africa. To compute its length at one hundred and
-twenty feet, after Pliny, would probably be an exaggeration; but the Roman
-naturalist adds that its skin remained some time suspended, as a trophy,
-in a temple in Rome. Unless we deny all authenticity to history,
-therefore, we are bound to believe in the existence of a prodigious
-serpent, which when irritated by hunger, was known to attack the Roman
-soldiers; and against which, in the sequel, they had successful recourse
-to their engines of war."
-
-In the same manner, a distorted account may hereafter reach posterity of
-the death of Chuny, the famous elephant, which so long inhabited a
-menagerie in London; until becoming rabid from the effect of high feeding
-and long confinement, a party of military was called in to despatch the
-infuriated animal by a discharge of musketry, which was with some
-difficulty effected.
-
-To attest the authenticity of the serpent of the time of Regulus, Pliny
-expressly adds that the tradition is the more credible, because, in former
-times, the serpents called boas, frequently found in Italy, were of such
-prodigious size that, during the reign of the Emperor Claudius, so large
-a one was found on the Vatican hill, that after its destruction, a child
-was exhibited entire in its stomach. For many centuries, no boas have been
-found in Italy; though naturalists accord in asserting them to have
-existed there in the olden time; just as the kingdom of England, now
-wholly free from the larger beasts of prey, was formerly overrun with
-wolves.
-
-St. Isidore of Seville discredits the existence of the Lernian hydra;
-inferring from its name that hydra only implied some torrent or lake which
-Hercules effectually confined within banks; thus giving rise to the
-tradition of his having crushed it with his club. The traditionary
-monster, called a gargouille, said to have lived near Rouen, and to have
-swallowed a prodigious number of victims, is now admitted to have been
-simply a whirlpool in the Seine, destroyed by an alteration in the banks
-effected by St. Romain, when Bishop of that See. The anniversary of this
-event, regarded as the deliverance of the city from a monster, was
-celebrated at Rouen till the period of the first Revolution; a prisoner
-being annually delivered by the city on the Festival of St. Romain in
-honour of the miracle. The gargouille or whirlpool, of Rouen, was but a
-modern edition of the hydra.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-THE JEWS.
-
-
-We have already alluded incidentally to the Jews. But the children of
-Israel have been too long and too perseveringly an object of persecution
-to all Christian nations, not to demand a more extended consideration.
-
-Mankind, in the present age, though scarcely less disposed than of old to
-exercise the tyrannical influence of the strong over the weak, appear to
-have substituted political for religious animosities; and the war of sects
-has been converted into the feuds of parties. The days of the fagot and
-the pile are happily at an end; and instead of martyrs, sacrificed in the
-name of religion, the victim is forced to exclaim on the scaffold: "Oh,
-liberty! in thy name, how many crimes are committed!" The number of human
-victims sacrificed to religious intolerance in the various countries of
-the world, would, however, afford grounds for a fearful computation.
-
-The very existence of the Jews may be regarded as among the miracles of
-the Christian religion. A wandering nation, without King, without country,
-without secular laws, maintained together only by the strength of a common
-worship, could never have resisted the persecutions and proscriptions of
-centuries, but for the intervention of the chastening hand of God. Even in
-the countries where their existence is the happiest, stigmatized by public
-detestation, and in highly Catholic nations treated as lepers, as parias,
-as infected sheep--condemned to the hardest, and most ignominious
-tasks--beaten, spat upon, despoiled, plundered, tortured, massacred--a
-prey to the cupidity of the great, and the brutality of the little--such
-is the history of the Jews from the days of Titus to the present time.
-Nevertheless, they not only subsist, but flourish, in spite of the
-universal prejudice against the name; maintaining unchanged, their laws,
-customs, usages, and even physiognomy. The abhorrence with which they are
-regarded by other nations, has necessitated intermarriages from generation
-to generation, which serve to maintain the pure identity of the race.
-
-The Romans not only detested the Jews for the same motive which produced
-their hatred of the Christians, namely--the impossibility of converting
-them to the worship of the false Gods of Paganism, but confounded Jews and
-Christians together in a common persecution. Yet this equality before the
-tribunals and executioners of the Emperors and Pro-Consuls of Rome, never
-availed to diminish the mutual hatred subsisting between them. No
-amalgamation was possible between them, even amid the flames of a funeral
-pile. Nero, on one occasion, attempted to illuminate Rome by means of Jews
-steeped in resinous matter, and thus committed to the flames.
-
-No sooner had the Christians obtained supreme power, than they began, in
-their turn, to inflict upon the remnant of Israel all the persecutions
-they had themselves sustained at the hands of the Romans. The Jews were
-compelled to wear a cap surmounted by horns, to show that they were
-pre-destined to eternal punishment; and in a Council held at the Lateran,
-at the commencement of the thirteenth century, they were forced to adopt
-for robes, stuff of a yellow colour, bearing the representation of a wheel
-or rack. During Passion Week, and at Easter, it was lawful to attack them
-with any degree of ferocity. In many cities, it was the custom to inflict
-corporeal punishment on a Jew publicly, every Good Friday, before the
-great door of the Cathedral; in some, a positive crucifixion took place!
-
-Eight times have the Jews been driven out of France. Dagobert enjoined
-them to embrace Christianity, on pain of banishment; Robert the Pious
-issued the same edict; Philip Augustus, after crucifying several at Bray
-sur Seine, caused all their synagogues to be burned, seized their
-possessions, released their creditors, appropriated to himself a fifth of
-their substance, and the remainder to landholders of adjoining estates.
-Philippe le Bel dismissed them the kingdom, leaving them only the funds
-indispensable for the journey. Nevertheless they returned, to be again
-exiled by Charles VI. Under Louis XIII, was issued a new edict of
-banishment. It was only under Louis XVI, one of the most humane of Kings,
-that the Jews were restored to rights of citizenship in France. Nor was
-their condition better, at the same epochs, in Great Britain and other
-adjacent countries.
-
-A singular chance directed the attention of Napoleon to the condition of
-the Jews. A representation of Racine's "Esther" was given one night at the
-Opera for a benefit; and the following morning, Talma happening to
-breakfast with the Emperor, the conversation turned on the performance of
-the night before. As they were discussing the character of Mardochée,
-Champagny, afterwards Duc de Cadore, made his appearance, who was at that
-time Minister of the Interior. Napoleon instantly began interrogating him
-concerning the position and resources of the Jews in France; and desired
-that a report might be drawn up on the subject, and speedily submitted to
-him.
-
-Champagny lost no time in obeying; and the results of this accidental
-circumstance was the removal of the civil disabilities of the Jews.
-
-The prejudice, however, attached for so many years to the remnant of
-Israel, is far from extirpated; and though in more than one country of
-Europe, the honours of chivalry have been bestowed upon wealthy Jews,
-influential in the financial operations of the kingdom, and consequently
-in its politics, the popular feeling against them is unchanged. It is even
-carried to a most unreasonable degree; and the Jews are reproached with
-the very pursuits and professions forced upon their adoption by Christian
-persecution. Commercial speculations were of course the sole resource of a
-people without country, and without protection; and though we are indebted
-to them for the useful financial substitute of bills of exchange, we use
-the name of Jew almost synonymously with that of extortioner, without
-regard to their commercial importance and utility.
-
-The emancipation accorded them in France, was given chiefly for
-considerations developed ten years before by Monsieur de Clermont
-Tonnerre, and other celebrated orators before the National Assembly.
-
-"The Code of Moses," argued they, "is conceived in a twofold spirit--a
-religious, and a legislative. The political laws which it contains, have
-ceased to be important--being only applicable to a nation nationally
-combined and organized; whereas the Jews are a scattered and wandering
-tribe, rather than a nation. The religious laws are a case of conscience;
-serving to enlighten the spirit, and guide the social morality of the
-children of Israel. From the period of the destruction of the Temple, the
-Jews have politically ceased to exist; and these religious laws may be
-said to operate in France, upon Frenchmen of the Jewish persuasion; in
-Poland, upon Poles of the Jewish persuasion; in Germany, upon Germans of
-the Jewish persuasion, and so forth."
-
-Upon this showing, civil rights were conceded to them in France, on
-condition of their contributing their quota to the maintenance of the laws
-and Government of the country in which they were naturalized.
-
-Till this epoch, a prejudice had prevailed in France that it was an
-article of faith and duty among the Jews, to deceive and defraud a
-Christian whenever it lay in their power; and that they were bound, from
-the moment of their birth, by the Jewish law, to a strong animosity
-towards us Christian people. Horrible rumours have been revived, at
-different times, in different countries, of secret sacrifices of the Jews,
-in which the blood of a Christian was a necessary component.
-
-These questions were openly met and discussed in a manly and temperate
-manner, in the great Sanhedrim, composed of the highest and most
-enlightened Jewish authorities; when a peremptory denial was established
-to all these injurious charges. Prejudices nearly as absurd, and quite as
-groundless formerly existed in England against the Catholics; the removal
-of their civil disabilities being equally the result of the progress of
-public enlightenment.
-
-As regards the question of usury so often imputed to the Jews, experience
-has proved of late years, that the most notorious extortioners of this
-description are of the Christian faith; and it is a question of ethics to
-inquire whether there be greater turpitude in openly demanding an interest
-of thirty per cent for a loan of money, or in obtaining the same profit by
-sale or barter of commodities. A considerable number of tradesmen who
-pride themselves upon their strict integrity, require a much higher ratio
-of profit than the per centage of the money-lending Jews; nor is it
-necessary to remind the reader that some of the most eminent bankers in
-Europe, renowned equally for their probity and liberality, are of the
-Jewish persuasion.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-VERBAL DELICACY.
-
-
-There are certain words which appear to offend public delicacy more than
-the very objects they designate; till it might almost be inferred that all
-the sensitiveness of human nature had concentrated itself in the ear. The
-study of ancient and modern languages will attest the truth of this
-assertion; for many things are to be learned in a vocabulary besides the
-idiom it pretends to teach.
-
-The stern Romans, for instance, who affected so stoical a disregard of
-death, would not allow the word to be pronounced in their presence; though
-the lives of their children was by the law placed at their mercy. Their
-sense of delicacy would have been offended had it been mentioned before
-them that such a one was "dead." It was necessary to say, "he hath lived."
-In the noble defence of Milo, by Cicero, he dared not qualify by the
-appropriate word the act of assassination committed by the slaves of his
-client; but declared by periphrasis that under these circumstances, "the
-slaves of Milo did what it became them to do."
-
-To the title of King, the Romans had vowed an eternal hatred, created by
-the traditionary opprobrium of the Tarquins, and their contempt of the
-innumerable Kings subjected to their arms, and dragged behind their
-triumphal cars. But when Cæsar proclaimed himself Emperor, and assumed a
-more sovereign power than the history of nations had as yet recorded, the
-Roman people applauded the kingly office presented to them under any other
-than the name abhorred. The same circumstance occurred in France at the
-commencement of the present century. The French, after devoting themselves
-to the extermination of Kings, hailed with delight the coronation of an
-Emperor; though to proclaim himself "King" would have ensured the
-premature downfall of Napoleon.
-
-Of late years, the ears of the world have become more than ever chaste and
-refined; and certain words freely used by Shakspeare, in presence of the
-Court of the Virgin Queen, and by Molière, in presence of that of the most
-dignified of European monarchs, are now utterly proscribed, and expunged
-from the modern stage. The fluctuations of opinion on these points, are
-highly diverting. Dean Swift relates that, in his early days, the word
-"whiskers" could not be mentioned in a lady's presence; a fact we should
-be inclined to class among the ingenious fictions of the Dean of St.
-Patrick; but that at the present day, that rational nation, the Americans,
-have not courage to pronounce the word leg, even in talking of the limb of
-a table or of a partridge. The false delicacy of the English takes refuge
-in a foreign language. All such articles of dress or furniture as are held
-of a nature unmentionable to ears polite, are named in French; as if the
-word _chemise_ were a less explicit designation of an indispensable under
-garment than the matter of fact word shift! All this is contemptible
-hyprocrisy, and a silly compromise with common sense. Such an abbreviation
-as crim. con. conveys fully as indelicate an allusion as the same words
-written and pronounced in full.
-
-The author of the School for Scandal objected to so great a variety of
-words as coarse and indelicate from female lips, that there sometimes
-existed a difficulty in narrating to him the ordinary events of life.
-
-On the other hand, it is surprising how much may be effected by a change
-of name with those whose ears are more impressionable than their
-understanding. The French had signified pretty loudly at the revolution
-their national opposition to a conscription, and to the _droits réunis_.
-Against these exercises of administrative tyranny, they were prepared to
-break into rebellion. Instead, however, of arguing with their pertinacity,
-the Government wisely applauded it; substituting for a conscription, the
-recruiting system, and for the _droits réunis_ the _contributions
-indirectes_. We should be glad if any one would point out to us what was
-changed in these two important departments of public service, besides the
-name? This paltering, in a double sense, reminds us of the story of a
-Frenchman, who was examining a library with persons more enlightened than
-himself. "Ah! there are the works of my friend, Cicero," cried he.
-"_Cicéron, c'est le même que Marc-Tulle._"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-AEROLITES AND MIRACULOUS SHOWERS.
-
-
-The fall of aërolites, often termed by the vulgar a shower of stones, is
-either more frequent than in days of yore, or attracts more general
-attention.
-
-The record of similar phenomena has, however, been handed down to us by
-the ancients; for we are told of a shower of stones which, in the days of
-Tullus Hostilius, fell upon the city immediately after the ruin of Alba.
-
-"While the Senate was occupied in its deliberations," says Livy, "a shower
-of stones fell from Heaven upon the Alban Mount. The Prince, astonished at
-the report of such a phenomenon, sent to ascertain the truth, and found
-that a shower of pebbles had really fallen, similar to hailstones."
-
-Before the time of the Romans, the Greeks had witnessed similar phenomena.
-In the Thracian Chersonesus there fell a huge greyish stone, which excited
-the greatest consternation.
-
-A stone existed in Rome known as the stone of the Mother of the Gods,
-which had originally fallen from the sky, like that of the Thracian
-Chersonesus. It fell at Pessinuntum, in Phrygia, where the priests held it
-in great veneration. The oracle at Rome having given out that the fortunes
-of the Republic were secure if it could possess itself of this inestimable
-treasure, the Senate sent an embassy into Phrygia by Scipio Nasica, who
-enlarged upon the ties existing between the Phrygians and Romans through
-Æneas; and skilfully setting forth the power of Rome and the protection
-she was able to concede to the Pessinuntians, the priests gave up the
-sacred stone. It was immediately carried in procession to Rome, exposed to
-public view, and an annual festival instituted in its honour.
-
-A similar stone, which stood near the Temple of Delphos, was equally
-venerated, and endowed with a still more marvellous origin; being supposed
-to issue from the belly of Saturn, the God of the stone eaters. Tradition
-recorded that Saturn, having swallowed it, and found it difficult of
-digestion, threw it up again, when it fell in Greece. Upon this point,
-Pausanias and Nonnus concur with the tradition.
-
-In the sixteenth century, a descent of stones took place on Mount Lebanon,
-accompanied by a luminous globe. Various other instances might be cited
-from the ancients; but these may suffice to establish proof of identity
-between the modern and ancient phenomena. In most instances, they have
-been supposed to be of divine origin and of ominous nature. Damascius
-mentions that a physician of his day, named Eusebius, carried one about
-his person, which conduced greatly to the relief of his patients.
-
-In the sixteenth century, it is stated that there fell near the Adda, in
-Italy, nearly twelve hundred stones, one of which weighed one hundred, and
-another sixty pounds. True is it that Cardan makes the assertion, which is
-therefore doubtful. But Gassendi, who is deserving of credit, states that
-on the 27th of November, 1627, with a clear atmosphere, at ten A.M., he
-saw a luminous stone, about four feet in diameter, descend from Heaven
-upon Mount Vaisian. It was enveloped in a luminous circle of various
-colours, and passed at a hundred paces from two men, who estimated its
-elevation at thirty-six feet. It gave out a hissing noise like a rocket,
-accompanied with a smell of sulphur, and fell two hundred feet from the
-spectators, plunging itself three feet into the soil. It was of a metallic
-hue, and weighed fifty-four pounds; and is still to be seen at Aix, in
-Provence. The largest ever known, fell at Ensisheim, in Alsace, in 1492;
-its weight being near three hundred pounds. In the Abbé Richard's Natural
-History of the Air, there is a description of a fall of stones which
-took place in 1768, in Maine; from which we extract the following passage:
-
-"During a hurricane that took place near the Château of Lucé, in the
-Province of Maine, a clap of thunder was heard, followed by a noise
-similar to the roar of a wild beast; which was audible for many leagues
-round. Some persons in the parish of Périgné thought they perceived a
-dense body fall with great velocity into a meadow near the high road to
-Mans; and on hurrying to the spot, found the stone imbedded in the ground.
-At first, it was hot; but soon cooling, they were enabled to examine it at
-leisure. It weighed seven pounds and a half, and was in form triangular;
-or rather it had three protuberances, of which the one plunged in the
-earth was grey, and the two others black. A fragment being submitted to
-the examination of the Royal Academy of Sciences, for analysis, they
-pronounced it neither to originate in thunder, nor to have fallen from the
-skies, nor to be composed of mineral particles fused by the action of the
-electric fluid; but a species of pyrites, giving out a smell of sulphur
-during its solution. One hundred grains of this substance yielded, upon
-analysis, eight grains and a half of sulphur, thirty-six of iron, and
-fifty-five and a half of vitrifiable earth." The evidence of science,
-however, seldom reaches the ear of the vulgar; and it would be difficult
-to persuade the populace that aërolites do not fall from the sky.
-
-Aristotle, in mentioning the stone that fell in Thrace, rejects the idea
-of its coming from the heavens; and Pliny confesses that most naturalists
-are of the same opinion. This was a step towards the extinction of a
-popular error. Fréret denies the existence of atmospheric stones, and
-declares them to be volcanic emissions driven by the force of the winds.
-He supposes Mount Albano to have been formerly a volcano; and that the
-stones that fell must have issued from a re-opening of the crater.
-Falconet, the sculptor, wrote a volume to prove that Pliny was in error
-concerning atmospheric stones. While the learned world was thus at
-variance, the multitude was justified in asserting them to fall from the
-moon, since men of science were unable to prove the contrary.
-
-On the 26th of April, 1803, there fell a vast number of atmospheric stones
-at Aigle, in the department of Orne. The peasants of the place, thinking
-it was the end of the world, fell on their knees invoking divine mercy;
-and even their betters shared their alarm. This phenomenon happened most
-opportunely, as the world of science, both in Paris and London, was just
-then discussing similar occurrences which had taken place in India and
-Provence; and after most diligent inquiry, the Institute resolved to
-despatch one of its members to the spot. Monsieur Biot, an enthusiast in
-the cause of science, arrived on the spot on the 16th of July, and
-collected the following facts.
-
-"About one o'clock, P.M., the sky being calm, with only a few greyish
-clouds above the horizon, which did not diminish the fineness of the
-weather, a luminous globe was seen, from Caen, from Pont Audemer, from the
-vicinity of Alençon, Falaise, and Verneuil, rushing with great velocity
-through the atmosphere; and immediately afterwards, a violent explosion
-was heard at Aigle and thirty leagues round; lasting six minutes, and
-resembling a discharge of artillery followed by that of musketry, and
-terminating as with a roll of drums.
-
-"A small cloud of rectangular form seemed to have been the origin of all
-this terrible noise; the broader side of which was towards the west. It
-appeared to be motionless throughout the phenomenon; vapours being emitted
-after each discharge. The cloud was very high in the air. The inhabitants
-of two villages, situated a league asunder, perceived it as if exactly
-suspended above their heads. A hissing noise, similar to a stone hurled
-from a sling, was heard wherever it hovered; and at the same time,
-numerous solid bodies fell, which being collected, proved to be meteoric
-stones.
-
-"When tested, they were found to contain sulphur, iron in the metallic
-state, magnesia and nickel; which, in the mineral kingdom have no
-analogy."
-
-Monsieur Biot also stated that the direction of the meteor was precisely
-that of the magnetic meridian; an important remark, as a guide for future
-observations. The great point gained in this inquiry, is that the highest
-order of science, agreeing with the earliest professors, adopts what by
-progressive science was denied.
-
-The fact of showers of stones being established, all that remains to be
-proved is their origin. Some still assert that they fall from the moon;
-others attribute them to volcanos. Neither fact can be proved; and the
-descent of aërolites at present remains a mystery.
-
-One phenomenon often succeeds another; and shortly after the fall of
-stones at Aigle, a shower of peas took place in Spain, and the kingdom of
-Leon. This last phenomenon occurred in the month of May of the same year;
-and, in Spain, fifteen quintals of an unknown seed were collected after a
-violent storm; being round in form, white in colour, less than peas in
-size, and resembling no known seed. They seemed, however, to belong to the
-leguminous family of plants. Cavanilla, the botanist, analized them
-without being able to determine their class. These productions, at least,
-could neither be supposed to come from the moon, nor to have a volcanic
-origin. Some of the seeds were sown in the Botanic Garden of Madrid, but
-without result. This is, however, by no means a solitary instance of a
-miraculous shower.
-
-Pliny, Livy, Solinus, and Julius Obsequius have recorded showers of blood,
-milk, wool, money, and pieces of flesh! Those authors make frequent
-mention of such occurrences; dupes, no doubt, to the traditions of the
-ancients. Lamothe Levayer, however, surpasses them all, and mentions the
-fall of a man from the sky. Unless from a balloon, or the scaffolding of
-some lofty building, we must be permitted to doubt; though he may,
-perhaps, allude to some individual carried up by the force of a whirlwind;
-for in the autumn of 1812, on the road to Genoa, a mule was raised up by
-the wind, sustained during thirty seconds in the air, then disappeared in
-a ravine, where it probably perished.
-
-If we deny the existence of showers of blood, we must admit that there
-have been phenomena such as to justify impostors in propagating such
-delusions. During the Siege of Genoa, in 1774, there fell a red rain upon
-the suburb of San Pietro d'Arena, which caused much consternation among
-the inhabitants; the wind having carried up a quantity of red earth, which
-proved the cause of general alarm. A similar phenomenon took place, near
-Hermanstadt, in Transylvania.
-
-"On the 17th of May, 1810," says a German journal, "there was a rain of
-blood which lasted a quarter of an hour, accompanied by a violent storm,
-and gusts of wind towards the south-west. Being collected on the spot by a
-physician, and submitted to the chemical tests of sulphurated nitrous,
-muriatic acid, acetate of lead, lime water, mercury, and saponaceous
-spirit, it exhibited neither precipitation, nor loss of colour. Tested
-with a solution of alum and fixed alkali, the precipitate induced a belief
-that the colouring matter of this strange rain pertained to the vegetable
-kingdom.
-
-To elucidate the mystery of the rain at Hermanstadt, it sufficed to
-inquire in what point was the wind. For on examining the localities in the
-southwesterly direction, the hills proved to be clothed with fir, in
-bloom, and the rain of blood was instantly explained. For in the North of
-Europe rains of a reddish yellow, impregnated with the bloom of the fir,
-constantly occur.
-
-In 1608, the walls of Aix in Provence were covered with red spots, which
-the people conceived to be blood. But Peiresc, a man of profound science,
-undeceived them by proving them to be the spots left by a species of
-butterfly on emerging from its crysalis; the number having been immense
-that year at Aix.
-
-Till balloons and other aërial carriages are used as engines of warfare,
-we despair of having to record an authentic shower of blood, or any other
-than common place hail, rain, and snow. There is an instance of a shower
-of money, or rather of false coinage, mentioned by Dion Cassius; who
-states that a certain rain turned copper white, assigning to it the hue of
-silver, which lasted for three days. This is far from miraculous; as it
-requires only a portion of volatilized mercury to mingle with the rain, as
-in the instance of the fir bloom, to produce such an effect.
-
-Showers of milk are explained by cretaceous matter carried into the air by
-whirlwinds. The shreds of human flesh we read of are the red fragments
-vomited by volcanoes; while showers of wool consist of the down of certain
-trees, such as willows and osiers. Showers of cinders are of course the
-result of volcanic eruption. The wind conveys them a prodigious distance;
-for when Herculaneum and Pompeii were imbedded in lava, the ashes fell at
-Rome, and even in Africa.
-
-About a century ago, the deck of a vessel sailing from Marseilles to
-Martinique was covered with ashes some inches deep, which were known to
-proceed from an earthquake in the Island of St. Vincent. No other cause
-could be assigned, though the vessel was one hundred leagues from the
-island. The velocity of a cannon-ball or shell has been calculated; but
-that of the wind, like the origin of the meteoric stones, remains a
-problem.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-NOSTRUMS AND SPECIFICS.
-
-
-The title of "Talisman" might be fairly prefixed to this chapter; but we
-will content ourselves with the word nostrum. Considering the number of
-these specifics, and the blind confidence of the world in their efficacy,
-the credulous must be surprised at the ailments which still afflict
-humanity. Previous to the introduction of quinine, the ague was supposed
-to be cured by dipping in three holy waters, in three different churches,
-on the same Sunday; a difficult remedy for people residing where there is
-only one church! A variety of charms for the ague are still in popular
-use.
-
-Unsuccessful gamesters used formerly to make a knot in their linen; of
-late years they have contented themselves with changing their chair as a
-remedy against ill-luck. As a security against cowardice, it was once only
-necessary to wear a pin plucked from the winding sheet of a corpse. To
-insure a prosperous accouchement to your wife, you had but to tie her
-girdle to a bell and ring it three times. To get rid of warts, you were to
-fold up in a rag as many peas as you had warts, and throw them upon the
-high road; when the unlucky person who picked them up became your
-substitute. In the present day, to cure a tooth-ache, you go to your
-dentist. In the olden time you would have solicited alms in honour of St.
-Lawrence, and been relieved without cost or pain.
-
-The greater number of these charms or remedies were not resorted to by the
-multitude alone, but recommended by Paracelsus and Albertus Magnus. In the
-treaty on superstitions by the learned Curé, Thiers, these remedies are
-recorded; being about as effective as the talismans of the ancients,
-including the famed Palladium of Troy.
-
-Rome had faith in celestial bucklers, and the stone of the Mother of the
-Gods. Virgil was skilled in the composition of talismans; a brazen fly
-attributed to him attained more celebrity in his time than the immortal
-"Georgics." This fly being suspended from one of the gates of Naples, the
-charm proved so effective, that not a fly entered that city for a space of
-eight years. A trumpet held by a statue, also invented by Virgil,
-possessed the power of laying the dust in his garden!
-
-Gregory of Tours mentions that the city of Paris was secured from rats,
-snakes, and fires, during a long period by means of a rat, a snake, and
-dormouse of brass, which were destroyed by the Vandals. Pliny suggests
-that Milo of Crotona was indebted for his prodigious strength to a
-talisman, as we know that of Samson to have lain in his hair. The Egyptian
-warriors wore figures of scarabs, in order to fortify their courage; and
-Dr. Hufeland informs us that a German army having been defeated by the
-French in the olden time, talismans were found upon the bodies of the dead
-and wounded.
-
-Among the first talismans was that mentioned by Suidas as worn by the
-Kings of Egypt to endow them with the love of justice. Pericles was proud
-of wearing a talisman presented to him by the Grecian ladies. Macrobus
-relates that the victors in the public games used to procure themselves
-little boxes, in which mathematicians had inclosed preservatives against
-envy; while Thiers informs us that an illustrious astrologer invented a
-talisman for intercepting the approach of flies to a house; when to his
-horror, no sooner was it suspended, than a fly, more daring than the rest,
-deposed a contemptuous mark of disregard upon the charm. The absurdity of
-these inventions, it is needless to assert; but let us consider the
-subject of the ancient talismans simply as subjects only of curiosity.
-
-Talismans were cast in metal melted under the influence of a
-constellation communicating some specific virtue. Amulets, talismans of a
-secondary order, but equally efficacious, were formed of plants, figures
-designed on ivory, metals, or precious stones. Such designs were called
-"_gamahez_"--whence the word "_cameo_;"--and were preservatives against
-fever, rheumatism, gout, tooth-ache, paralysis, apoplexy, cold, and other
-diseases. The Platonists were great champions of amulets and talismans.
-Gaffard wrote a treatise in assertion of their efficacy, and to defend
-them against the imputation of magic. Not many years ago, the ladies of
-Paris used to wear iron rings, manufactured by the celebrated locksmith,
-Georget, which, like the galvanic rings now in fashion, were considered a
-guarantee against the headache. A few uneradicated roots of popular
-prejudice will always remain to produce a new crop.
-
-How were simple mortals to suppose themselves in error when following such
-examples as Cato, Varro, and Julius Cæsar? The two first conceived that no
-evil could overtake them so long as they made use of certain mysterious
-words; and Cæsar, after falling out of his chariot, would not resume his
-place till he had recited certain words to which he attributed the virtue
-of warding off falls.
-
-Father Thiers relates that, in his time, the Benedictines of Germany and
-France pretended to possess medals which protected them and their cattle
-from accidents, sorcery, and witchcraft. According to his version, about
-the year 1647, there was a vigorous crusade against sorcery, and many
-magicians were executed. At Straubing, several declared, when legally
-examined, that their maledictions were of no effect upon either the cattle
-or inhabitants of the Castle of Nattemberg, in which were deposited
-certain medals of St. Benedict, of which they gave the precise
-description. A certain number of initials were inscribed upon them, which
-being filled up with Latin words, signified "Divine cross, guide my steps,
-banish Satan, cease to tempt me, I know thy poisons, and will eschew
-them." No sooner did the monks hear of this discovery than they began
-casting medals of a peculiar kind, which soon abounded in Germany.
-
-The French Benedictines became equally zealous; and having struck a
-similar medal, published that it contained a charm against witchcraft and
-disease, and was a guarantee against all ailings of man or beast; the
-former requiring only to carry them in their pockets, the latter suspended
-bell-fashion from their necks.
-
-Father Thiers so far from accrediting the efficacy of these medals,
-declares that the French Benedictines ought to be too enlightened to
-encourage such absurdities. But whether in good or bad faith, certain it
-is that they made a speculation of trading with the medals. Thiers also
-treats as impostors the curers of burns, and preventers of fire, who
-pretend to disregard the danger of fire arms. According to a popular
-tradition, a burn was cured by saying: "Fire lose thy heat, as Judas did
-his colour when he betrayed the Lord." A chimney on fire was extinguished
-by making three crosses upon the chimney-piece. Any fire was quickly
-subdued by throwing an egg into the flames, which had been laid on the
-Thursday, or Friday of Holy Week, during the celebration of divine
-service. No fire arms availed against a person repeating thrice, "Malatus
-dives fulgiter regissa," or wearing a band with a mystical inscription,
-every letter being separated by a cross. The learned father declares such
-practices to be absurd, and relates the following anecdote.
-
-"An old woman of Louvain, who had an affection of the eyes was assured she
-had only to pronounce a few mysterious words to be cured. She instantly
-addressed a young scholar of the University, offering to present him with
-a new coat if he would write the words she dictated to him. The youth
-consented, and seemed to write as she dictated. But on delivering to her
-the sealed document, he enjoined her not to open it till she was cured, on
-which she presented him the new coat and withdrew. Shortly afterwards,
-her eyes being recovered, she confided her secret to a neighbour suffering
-from the same affliction; who taking the mysterious paper into her care,
-received the same benefit. Enchanted by their good fortune, they
-determined to know the secret, and broke the seal of the document; which
-was found to contain the following phrase, which the youth had maliciously
-inserted. 'May the devil tear out thine eyes, old witch, and fill up the
-sockets with burning embers.'"
-
-In the beginning of the last century, there were individuals who professed
-to have a powder which extinguished fire. This was contained in a barrel,
-and thrown into the flames. The barrel was in fact double, the external
-one being full of water, the internal charged with gunpowder sufficient to
-cause an explosion; and the water so dispersed, of course, extinguished
-the fire, if inconsiderable. Had the authors of this invention not kept it
-secret, we might have respected them; for though it produced no great
-result, an idea though only half conceived may be the forerunner of more
-important discoveries. Attempts have been made of late years to guarantee
-thatched roofs against fire, by impregnating them with a preparation of
-which we know not the composition. The success, though not complete,
-should not be discouraged; for repeated experiments may be finally
-successful. Flowers of sulphur are often employed for the extinction of
-fires in chimnies, possessing properties which render the action of fire
-less intense.
-
-However absurd the miraculous virtues attributed to talismans and amulets,
-in some cases, the security they inspire may be of use to those who have
-faith in their power. Imagination counts for something in the moral
-organisation of man; and through the constant action and reaction of the
-one on the other, the body may be at times advantageously soothed by the
-serenity conferred on the mind through the influence of the fancy.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-PHYSIOGNOMISTS.
-
-
-The world and its inhabitants are still exposed to a variety of grievous
-afflictions and visitations in spite of the infallible nostrums for
-preventing them, in general use; which appears surprising when we consider
-the number of able scientific men constantly devoted to the study of our
-physical nature, and the plausible novel theories which they every now and
-then unfold to the world. Let those who devote themselves to the study of
-physiological science persevere in their researches; which if not valuable
-to others are at least amusing to themselves. According to the Abbé
-Cottin's line,
-
- "The pleasure is to learn and not to know."
-
-Between the successive systems of Lavater and Gall, we give the decided
-preference to the latter; the studies and experiments upon which are
-founded on principles equally applicable to all human beings, whatever
-their condition, sex, age, or habits; whether belonging to an
-uncultivated or civilised state; while all other systems for promoting the
-knowledge of human character, gravitate in a sphere more or less
-exceptional; so that the application could never become general. An
-eminent magistrate used to pretend that he could capitally convict a man
-by a sight of his handwriting; and many people affect to pronounce upon
-the shades and variations of human character on a similar indication.
-
-Considering the number of persons ignorant of the calligraphic art, we
-almost prefer the system of the barber of Picard, who needed only to shave
-a man to judge of his disposition!
-
-All the inferential systems that now command our attention were subjects
-of contemplation to the ancients. Human physiognomy, above all, must have
-ever presented a subject of powerful interest. It is a daily object of
-reflection to all men, though unperceived by ourselves. A countenance
-pleases or displeases us at first sight; yet we know not whether it be
-beauty that charms, or the want of it that repels us. A face which charms
-one man, disgusts another. Such a person is said to have a happy
-countenance, such another, an unhappy one, on which the former may be
-felicitated, the latter pitied; but it is most unfair to deduce from such
-evidence the existence of good qualities in the one, or vices and defects
-in the other. Such, however, is the elementary study of Physiognomy, and
-such the delusion which our antipathies often create.
-
-Dimension and proportion first attracted the attention of the
-philosophers. Aristotle compares a man whose head possesses extraordinary
-volume to an owl; while Albertus Magnus looks upon him as an idiot; and
-the physician, Porta, significantly informs us that Vitellius had an
-immense head. If, on the contrary, a man possess a cerebrum of the usual
-circumference, but exceeding by a little the volume of ordinary heads, the
-same authors regard him as a man of superior intelligence, endowed with a
-noble soul, a brilliant and fertile imagination; and, as an example,
-adduce the head of Plato which exceeded in proportion the remainder of his
-body. Alexander the Great had a small head, compared even with his person,
-which as is well known was diminutive.
-
-The quality and colour of the hair was likewise a subject of speculative
-theory for the ancients. Lank hair was considered indicative of
-pusillanimity and cowardice; yet the head of Napoleon was guiltless of a
-curl! Frizzly hair was thought an indication of coarseness and clumsiness.
-The hair most in esteem, was that terminating in ringlets. Dares, the
-historian, states that Achilles and Ajax Telamon had curling locks; such
-also was the hair of Cymon, the Athenian. As to the Emperor Augustus,
-nature had favoured him with such redundant looks, that no hair-dresser
-in Rome could produce the like. Auburn or light brown hair was thought the
-most distinguished, as portending intelligence, industry, a peaceful
-disposition, as well as great susceptibility to the tender passion. Castor
-and Pollux had brown hair; so also had Menelaus. Black hair does not
-appear to have been esteemed by the Romans; but red was an object of
-aversion. Ages before the time of Judas, red hair was thought a mark of
-reprobation, both in the case of Typhon, who deprived his brother of the
-sceptre of Egypt, and Nebuchednezzar who acquired it in expiation of his
-atrocities. Even the donkey tribe suffered from this ill-omened
-visitation, according to the proverb of "wicked as a red ass." Asses of
-that colour were held in such detestation among the Copths, that every
-year they sacrificed one by hurling it from a high wall.
-
-Next in importance to the hair, were the ears; the size and shape of which
-harmless cartilages, supplied important conjectures. According to
-Aristotle, large ears are indicative of imbecility; while small ones
-announce madness. Ears which are flat, point out the rustic and brutal
-man. Those of the fairest promise, are firm and of middling size. Happy
-the man who boasts of square ears; a sure indication of sublimity of soul
-and purity of life. Such, according to Suetonius, were the ears of the
-Emperor Augustus.
-
-Having considered the conformation of the head, the colour and quality of
-the hair, and the shape of the ears, let us treat of the complexion; of
-which the most unfavourable is the yellow, livid, or leaden, like those of
-Caligula, Attila, and the most notorious tyrants of the olden time. The
-eyes should neither be too large nor too little; the first announcing
-laziness, like those of the ox. Such were the eyes of Domitian, the
-vainest, most inert, and cowardly of men. Upon this point, Aristotle is at
-complete variance with Homer; who is so enraptured with large eyes, that,
-in order to define the beauty of those of Juno, he names her _Boopis_ or
-"ox-eyed." Neither large nor small eyes afford proof of intellect; and no
-person who is not afflicted with squinting has any right to complain.
-
-It is usual to consider large eyes the finest, a prejudice so universal,
-that it is commonly said, "She is ugly, certainly; but then she has such
-fine eyes!"--or, "She is a pretty woman; but her eyes are too small."
-Whereas neither form nor dimension constitutes the beauty or influence of
-eyes; but rather their expression. The colour of eyes is a mere matter of
-taste; though Aristotle asserts that persons gifted with almond shaped
-blue eyes, are frank and intelligent; with brown, clever and good; with
-green, courageous and enterprising. As to black eyes, Aristotle pronounces
-them to be the sure prognostics of timidity and pusillanimity. Red eyes
-are indicative of bad temper. The gossips of France have quite as good a
-theory as that of Aristotle; viz: that "Les yeux bleus vont aux cieux; les
-yeux gris, en Paradis; les yeux noirs, en purgatoire, les yeux verts, en
-enfer!"
-
-Bushy eyebrows are indicative of a brutal obstinate and impious character;
-long eyebrows, of arrogance, and insolence; spare eyebrows, of effeminacy
-and cowardice. But if they are thick, flexible, and parallel, you may rely
-on a sound judgment and superior wisdom. Such are ever the brows of
-Jupiter; attesting the theory of Aristotle.
-
-The question of noses occupies a prominent place in theories of the human
-physiognomy. The flat nose is indicative of a propensity to pleasure and
-luxury; the pointed, of ill-temper and frivolity; a deviation from the
-straight line, of a disposition to malice and repartee. Since the days of
-Aristotle, this opinion has been permanent; a crooked nose, being the
-attribute of a satirical mind. The owner of a diminutive nose, is usually
-cunning and dissimulating; of a large nose, imprudent and discourteous.
-
-Let us here observe, that if there be one feature in the human face more
-characteristic than another, it is the nose. Examine the head of a
-skeleton which exhibits trace of human features, save the nasal bone;
-which though prominent, is an integral part of the cerebral globe. Now if
-the brain be the seat of intelligence, may not the nose be influenced by
-its propinquity to the brain? Humbly submitting this question to the
-consideration of science, we proceed to consider the theories of other
-speculators.
-
-Amongst Europeans, the Italians rank first for beauty of nose; the Dutch,
-for the excessive ugliness of that feature. The English nose is apt to be
-thick and cartilaginous; that of the Jews, somewhat crooked. In France,
-almost every man of genius has had a well-formed nose. Short and flat
-noses, so censured by Aristotle, still rank low in the science of
-physiognomy. Socrates, however, was a singular instance of a hideous nose.
-Boerhaave and Gibbon possessed one of the same disagreeable form.
-
-The mouth attracted the notice of the ancients as much as the nose. A
-moderate mouth was, in their estimation, a symbol of courage, capacity,
-and nobleness of heart. The indication indeed was infallible when
-accompanied with a square and well-formed chin, an expansive forehead, and
-firm and rosy cheeks. The Greeks did not confine their observations to the
-head and face in forming a judgment of the moral and intellectual
-faculties; but regarded every component part of the human frame. Since,
-however, we are more discreetly clothed than the Greeks, we decline
-following their researches. The eyelids, nails, moles, and even teeth,
-were taken into consideration: more especially the latter, as indicative
-of the workings of the mind. If authentic, the science of physiognomy
-would be universally studied, for how useful would it be to detect the
-good or evil qualities of man or woman by a glance at their faces! As it
-stands at present, however, many false inferences would be made. For
-instance, we are told that well shaped blue eyes, portend intelligence and
-frankness; qualities incompatible with a sound nose. But if found
-together, as is often the case, what is to be decided between two positive
-contradictions, the nose rendering impossible the virtues promised by the
-eyes? The indications of the mouth and eyebrows may be equally at
-variance; and physiognomy presents a tissue of similar contradictions.
-
-Having established the fallacy of the physiognomical system, we must
-nevertheless render homage to the sagacity of Lavater, to his ingenious
-and fascinating system, and conscientious enthusiasm for an art which he
-has enriched with much valuable observations, and endeavoured to elevate
-into a science. Lavater was sincerely devoted to his art, which
-predominated over every other idea, and exalted his imagination to such a
-degree, that he became rather the poet than the disciple of physiognomy.
-Gifted with a highly impressionable nature, the countenances of certain
-persons used to haunt his memory; and in early life, he made such
-striking inferences from certain physiognomies, that he was induced to
-persist in his studies.
-
-"My first attempts," said he, "were pitiful. Required to furnish a
-discourse to the Society of Sciences at Zurich, I decided upon the theme
-of physiognomy, and composed it with heedlessness and precipitation.
-
-"I was censured, praised, and laughed at; and could not refrain from
-smiling, well aware how much of this was undeserved. At this moment, my
-physiognomical convictions are so strong that I decide upon certain faces
-with as absolute a certainty as of my existence."
-
-The sincerity of Lavater is undeniable. But even had we his convictions,
-we should hesitate to decide in favour of the infallibility or
-applicability of his system; which is more the result of a peculiar
-personal sagacity, constantly on the watch, than the efficacy of the art.
-A man may be born a physiognomist. But to become one by mere force of
-study, is next to impossible.
-
-Zopirus was doubtless a great physiognomist. One day, on entering the
-school of Socrates, he pronounced, at a glance, a man who was present to
-be extremely vicious; and his conjecture was correct. But such sweeping
-applications of the art of physiognomy would sanction calumny, by allowing
-the accidents of nature to be made a test of character; when the
-influence of religion, reason, or education might have successfully
-subdued them. Were such a verdict held good, a fatal impediment would be
-placed against all moral improvement. Refinement of intellect is often
-connected with a coarse exterior; and the most prepossessing physiognomy
-with the grossest violations of decency. "A pretty woman deficient in
-sense," says Madame de Staël, "is a flower without fragrance;" and how
-many scentless flowers of this kind are to be met with in society!--The
-face of the esteemed La Fontaine was that of an idiot. Jean Jacques
-Rousseau was remarkable for a stupid serenity of countenance, wholly at
-variance with the impetuous and volcanic nature of his mind. The face of
-Fénélon was devoid of all expression. I have heard of two brothers, one
-possessing a charming countenance, and yet a rascal; the other, a
-villainous face, yet a perfectly honest man. Moreover, our features are
-constantly varying; and if our moral and intellectual faculties are to be
-inferred from these changes, how are we to establish or follow up any
-fixed principle, amid such a labyrinth of confusion? A system based upon
-the general development of the brain is far more rational; because the
-lobes of the brain are born with us, and if time develop them, it is in
-manifest proportions.
-
-We admit, therefore, the talents of certain individuals for pronouncing
-upon the characters of men, according to their physiognomy; and that they
-may, by constant practice, enhance this personal aptitude. Individuals
-educated for a diplomatic career, ought not to neglect this study,
-proficiency in which is essential to their success. To divine, yet never
-be divined; to read the physiognomy of others, while your own is devoid of
-expression, formed one of the grand secrets of Monsieur de Talleyrand.
-Most people who converse with a multiplicity of persons become
-physiognomists; and if mistaken in their judgments, are less often so than
-those who have intercourse with few. But the civilized man is so different
-from the being pure from the hands of his Creator, that any system
-comprising confusedly the state of nature and of civilization must
-necessarily be fallacious.
-
-Study Lavater, therefore, and practice his art as a recreation among
-friends; but make no serious conclusions drawn from physiognomical rules,
-which abound in contradictions.
-
-Let us now proceed to point out the similitudes of feature betwixt certain
-men and certain animals. Though we were created after the image of God,
-many theorists establish physiognomical analogies between man and the
-animal race. These speculators pretend that every human being had his
-correspondent beast in this world; just as every good Christian has his
-patron among the elect of Paradise. Charles Lebrun, the favourite painter
-of Louis XIV, was a zealous adherent to this theory. Before his time,
-Porta had devoted his attention to this ancient supposition; and
-congratulated himself upon having detected a likeness between the face of
-a setter and that of the divine Plato; an idea which prompted further
-speculation. That a painter continually watching nature under every aspect
-should be allured by such a theory, in which his practised eye has
-compared and approximated objects, and detected similitudes unintelligible
-to the vulgar, cannot be surprising. A mere hint, or trace suffices him
-for the composition of a face, just as Cuvier recomposed the Mastodon by
-merely seeing one of the bones.
-
-After profound studies, Charles Lebrun concluded that every human face had
-features more or less correspondant with those of the various animal
-species. His opinion rested upon a diagram, uniting a quantity of designs
-with an explanatory text. The designs still exist, but the text is not
-forthcoming; though something is known of it by means of one of his pupils
-who survived him. Lebrun could distinguish by a glance at an animal's
-head, whether it were carnivorous, or herbivorous, timid, or bold,
-peaceful, or ferocious. To the bump on the higher part of the nose, he
-assigned the locality of courage. To ascertain this endowment, either in
-man or animals, therefore, you had only to cast an eye on the nose. "All
-men of eminence," said he, "have well proportioned noses, of which the
-aquiline has ever been esteemed the most distinguished; probably from its
-similitude to the beak of the king of the air--the eagle. The Persians
-esteemed the aquiline nose so highly, that supreme power was inaccessible
-without it. Cyrus, Artaxerxes, and every monarch who ever swayed the
-eastern world, boasted of this mark of distinction.
-
-Like all new theories, the paradoxes of Lebrun commanded much attention,
-presenting a subject of inexhaustible controversy, as coming within the
-scope of every one's observation. According to the system of Lebrun, the
-Great Condé enjoyed the distinction of possessing the most heroic nose in
-the kingdom, which, of course, brought the system into credit. Examine the
-designs of Lebrun. The analogy between certain men and animals there
-portrayed, is most striking. But the skill of a clever artist contrives
-and exaggerates resemblances, like the wit of the caricaturist, whose
-monstrosities, however absurd, often exhibit a remarkable degree of
-likeness.
-
-As regards mere physical analogy, nothing can be cleverer than the works
-of Grandville, whose animals seem to emulate our absurdities, habits, and
-manners. But Lebrun and his disciples looked upon the thing seriously;
-instituting pernicious deductions from certain accidents of form, and
-tending to approximate enlightened man to the brute creation. The
-materialism thus inculcated, would lead to the most serious moral
-results.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-LAST WORDS OF DYING PERSONS.
-
-
-Are the last words of the dying to be considered prophetic? Is a
-supernatural intelligence vouchsafed to the last efforts of expiring
-nature? Examples are cited in substantiation of this belief; but the
-subject is one demanding the most serious consideration. Napoleon was of
-opinion that Hannibal was the greatest warrior of antiquity; founding his
-opinion upon the fact that the Roman historians, in describing his
-character, must have rather disparaged than aggrandised the great enemy of
-Rome. This luminous appreciation acquires to be constantly kept in view.
-Every historian is more or less biassed with regard to the personages he
-describes. He relates events after their accomplishment, and occasionally
-miraculous incidents to enhance the value of his recital.
-
-The words spoken on death-beds may have been accidentally realized; as
-often occurs to the prophesies of the living. But this does not confer
-the gift of prophecy upon every death-bed.
-
-Ferdinand IV., King of Castille, having been cited by one of his victims
-to appear in the presence of God; died on the thirtieth day. But the most
-remarkable summons of this nature was that made by Jacques Molay, Grand
-Master of the Templars, to Philip le Bel and Clement V., to appear in the
-presence of God forty days before the end of the year. At the time
-specified, Clement was carried to the tomb; but Philip did not follow him
-until a year later, 1314, the martyrdom of the Templars having taken place
-in 1312. It is true that Ferdinand IV. condemned to death the Brothers
-Carvajal, unjustly accused of the murder of a Spanish gentleman; and that
-their citation to the King in their dying moments was accomplished to a
-day. But the health of the monarch was, at the time of their condemnation,
-much impaired by the excesses of the table; so that his approaching end
-seemed certain. As we observed respecting talismans, some imaginations are
-worked upon by encouragement, while others are affected in the contrary
-sense; and it needed no miracle for the menace of the Carvajals to hasten
-the end of the King of Castille.
-
-Sometimes a careless word or sentence acquires, by accident, a semblance
-of importance. At the death of Louis XV., all France recalled to mind the
-words the Bishop of Senez had pronounced before him: "In forty days,
-Nineveh shall be destroyed." Louis XV. died on the fortieth day, and the
-Bishop was thought a prophet; a mere figure of eloquence having become
-metamorphosed into a prediction.
-
-Much such a prophecy was uttered in the Church of Notre Dame, by a priest
-named Beauregard, some years previous to the Revolution. "Thy temples
-Lord," said he, "shall be thrown down and pillaged, thy name blasphemed,
-thy rites proscribed. Great God! what do I hear! The holy canticles with
-which these vaults once echoed, are drowned by profane and lascivious
-songs; and the infamous divinities of paganism usurp the place of God, the
-Creator, sitting on the throne of the Holy of Holies, and receiving the
-sacred incense of our altars."
-
-These words became remarkable when realized at the Revolution. But when
-they were uttered, the Revolution was already impending. Beauregard,
-endowed with a zealous and vehement nature, touched upon the probable
-consequence of a philosophy which he contemplated with horror; thus
-becoming an unconscious refutation of the proverb, that "No man is a
-prophet in his own country."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-THE ANTIPODES--MORNING AND EVENING DEW.
-
-
-It is a gratifying thing when popular prejudices are overcome by the
-progress of public enlightenment. The existence of the antipodes was
-formerly disbelieved. Before the spherical form of our globe was
-ascertained, how was it possible to suppose that there existed human
-beings under our feet standing with their head downwards?
-
-Till the Newtonian theory was developed, it seemed impossible but that
-persons so placed must fall into the realms of endless space. There is a
-general disposition in human nature to believe all that is impossible as
-well as to doubt every thing that really exists; and such was the
-incredulity of the world with regard to the antipodes.
-
-The ancients, who admitted many absurdities, denied the existence of the
-antipodes. The Fathers of the Church followed in their steps; some indeed
-pronounced it heresy to hold such a belief. St. Augustin expressly says,
-"Take heed lest thou believe such a fable." In his treatise on the Acts
-of the Apostles, there is an argument remarkable enough, considering that
-the rotundity of the earth was then unknown. "Faith teaches us, that all
-men are from Adam. But if there were other men under the earth, they could
-not be of Adam. How could they have found their way to the antipodes? Not
-by land, for the antipodes are cut off from our hemisphere by boundless
-seas. Not by sea; for the most experienced pilot would not dare launch his
-vessel in such boundless space. It is, therefore, evident that the
-doctrine of the antipodes is false and heretical." Time and experience
-have taught us the folly of deciding upon topics exceeding our
-comprehension. Yet, perhaps, even now we deny a host of truths, which at
-some time may give us an insight into futurity. In great as well as
-trifling things, every day brings its tribute to the cause of truth. The
-antipodes are admitted to exist. The earth revolves round the sun, though
-once supposed to be stationary in its place in the heavens; while the dew,
-which our ancestors believed to descend from heaven, is known to be an
-emanation from the earth."
-
-Such an error was pardonable enough. The dews are often made use of in
-Holy Writ as a term of comparison; and the mercy of the Lord is implored
-to descend upon his people like the dews from heaven. After many
-experiments in elucidation of the origin of dew, a scientific observer
-obtained the following results.
-
-Having placed some plants under glass bells, he examined them the
-following morning, and finding them to be covered with dew like those left
-in the air, he cut shreds of flannel; and placing them at graduated
-heights, found that those nearest the earth were first wet, and that the
-dew gradually rose towards the highest. Upon weighing the shreds, he found
-those below to be the most saturated. Lastly, upon examining plants grown
-in green-houses, he felt convinced that they also imbibed abundant dew.
-These experiments excited attention; and Muschembroek, the author, had
-many imitators. Among others, Dufay, who placed a double ladder thirty-two
-feet high, in the centre of a garden, suspending tablets of glass at
-different altitudes; so that each was equally exposed to the action of the
-atmosphere. He remained at the foot of the ladder to watch the progress of
-the phenomenon, and found that the tablets nearest the earth were the
-first moist, and that the humidity ascended gradually to the highest.
-Several other men of science repeated the same experiment with similar
-results.
-
-The problem was thus solved, and proof obtained that dew ascended from the
-earth. To the joy, however, of some, a doubt presented itself. By renewed
-experiments it was found that this dew from the earth did not equally
-affect all bodies, and was partial in its bearing. For instance, it
-appeared to avoid gold, silver, metal, and polished marbles; while it
-adhered to glass, oily and resinous substances.
-
-Place a gold or plated vessel under a crystal vase in a garden during the
-night, and in the morning you will find the edges perfectly dry, while the
-crystal vase will be wet. The cause of this difference is not accounted
-for. Reaumur supposes, but does not affirm, that the golden vessel,
-containing more caloric than the crystal, repels the dew, while the latter
-attracts it.
-
-In confirmation of this supposition, Reaumur proposed the following
-experiment. Place a china cup upon a stone within a hot-bed; and further
-on, and beyond the influence of the hot-bed, another cup of similar form,
-substance, and diameter; this will be charged with dew, the other will
-remain dry. In explanation of this difference, it may be imagined that the
-phenomenon of which they sought the solution, originated in electricity;
-an opinion, however, which has no influence over the main discovery that
-dews arise from the ground, instead of falling from the skies, as asserted
-by the mythology of the ancients, and the tropes of Scripture.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV.
-
-PERPETUAL LAMPS AND ARCHIMEDES.
-
-
-Stability is not the characteristic of man or his works. The discovery of
-perpetual motion has long been the object of our ambition; the sole
-approach to which appears to be our futile perseverance in the pursuit.
-Let us be content, therefore, with aspiring to duration, a sufficient
-triumph for perishable man; and be it noted that this quality, though
-impressed by human art upon inert matter, such as the Pyramids of Egypt,
-is incompatible with the mutability of our social institutions.
-
-The word perpetual has been too often and too easily applied. The
-marvellous is too often substituted for the true, just as great vices are
-more widely apparent than great virtues. Who has not heard, for instance,
-of perpetual lamps, miraculous as the Wonderful Lamp of the Arabian Tales!
-
-The Pagan priesthood originated these fabulous sepulchral lights; and
-those of our own faith who had the weakness to adopt their deception,
-endangered our confidence by recourse to unworthy trickeries. Pausanias
-mentions a lamp of massive gold, consecrated by Callimachus, and endowed
-with such properties as to endure a year without deterioration. Another is
-said to have existed in a temple in England. Pope Gelasius affirms, in the
-acts of St. Sylvester, that in the Baptistery of Rome, there was a lamp
-which had burned without intermission since the reign of Constantine,
-viz., half a century. That the dark ages should have admitted such marvels
-is not surprising. But one of the illuminati of the sixteenth century,
-Fortunio Liceti, composed a treaty concerning the existence of such lamps,
-asserting that, upon opening the tomb of the giant Pallas, a lamp was
-found which had been burning since the times of the pious Æneas. Another
-was stated to have been found in the tomb of Tullia, during the
-Pontificate of Paulinus, about fifteen centuries and a half after its
-construction. In the reign of Justinian, a portrait of our Saviour was
-discovered at Edessa with a lamp unrenovated from the period of the
-Christian era, that is, during a period of five centuries. Fortunio cites
-a vast number of similar examples; from which he infers that the Romans
-possessed the secret of making inextinguishable lamps. His conviction
-upon the subject is such, that he attempts to explain the possibility by
-a theory that the combustion of the smoke produced fresh oil for the
-nourishment of the lamp. This must surely have been the far-famed oil of
-the Phoenix.
-
-It is scarcely worth while to controvert such absurdities; the fable of
-perpetual lamps having faded before the dawning light of reason. Is it,
-however, to be credited, that the genius of Descartes did not secure him
-against this vulgar error? The views of that great man on the subject
-deserve to be quoted as a proof of the aberrations to which superior minds
-are subject. "After considering the fire produced by gunpowder," says
-Descartes, "which is the most transitory in existence, let us inquire
-whether there can exist a flame, enduring without the aid of fresh matter
-for its support, like those found in the tombs of the ancients shut up for
-centuries. I will not vouch for the truth of their existence; but think it
-possible that in a vault so close that the air could never be disturbed,
-the parts of the oil transformed into smoke, and from smoke into soot,
-might, by sub-formation, arch themselves over the flame so as to protect
-it from the air, and render it so weak as to lose the power of consuming
-either oil or wick, so long as there should remain a shred unburnt by
-which means the primary element existent in the flame and identified with
-the little self-formed vault, might revolve therein like a little star.
-It necessarily follows that the second element became expelled on all
-sides, while trying to penetrate the pores still remaining in the little
-dome; and the flame which remained feeble while the place was closed,
-brightened the moment it was opened, and the external air admitted. The
-surrounding smoke dispersed, the flame recovers its vigour for a moment,
-and then expires. Such lamps, in fact, become perpetual, only from having
-exhausted their oil."
-
-This statement is extracted from the Fourth Book of the Principles of
-Philosophy of Descartes. In spite of the respect due to his name, we see
-in it only a tissue of verbosity exhibiting science at a nonplus, and
-advocating a groundless theory. But such a chimera on the part of so
-eminent a man, ought to afford consolation to second-rate capacities, as a
-proof that no one is exempt from delusions.
-
-From Descartes, let us turn to Archimedes, who conferred ten-fold power
-upon the arm of man by arming it with the lever; and with becoming
-deference avow our want of faith in the mirror by the burning reflections
-of which he managed to destroy the Roman galleys!
-
-"Combustible bodies," observes Descartes, "cannot be ignited by means of
-mirrors unless comprehended in the necessary focus. Geometry shows us that
-the distance of a focus of a concave mirror is equal to the half of its
-sphere; that is, if the mirror have been set from a sphere of a radius of
-one foot, the distance of the focus will be of six inches. A sphere having
-a radius of one foot, gives, therefore, but a focus of six inches, so that
-to establish a focus at two hundred feet, would require a sphere with a
-radius of four hundred feet, or eight hundred in diameter! Besides, how
-could Archimedes procure such a mirror, when the art of casting mirrors
-was unknown, and the manufacture of glass in its infancy? That it was a
-metallic mirror is difficult to conceive. Such were the solutions
-attempted of an insoluble problem. Doubtful anecdotes are so often and so
-boldly adopted by the authors of antiquity, that we may regard as
-unsubstantiated all facts upon which they are silent. Neither Livy,
-Diodorus, nor Polybius mention the mirror of Archimedes; so that the
-invention is probably modern, and most likely a fable of the sixteenth
-century, prolific in inventions and amplifications. The press, then in its
-infancy, delighted in the propagation of marvels and fallacies attributed
-by their imbecile authors to the ancients, so as to assign them some
-semblance of truth. Among such inventions was the mirror of Archimedes.
-
-Gallienus, indeed, mentions the burning of the fleet by Archimedes; but is
-mute on the subject of the mirror, which he could scarcely have omitted,
-had the fact been genuine. Tzetzes and Zoronas are the first who mention
-it; the former in the following words:
-
-"When the Roman galleys were within arrow-shot, Archimedes caused an
-hexagonal mirror to be made, and other smaller ones, each having
-twenty-four angles, which were placed at a proportionate distance, and
-could be worked by their hinges and certain metallic blades; their
-position being such that the rays of the sun reflected upon their surface,
-produced a fire which destroyed the Roman galleys, though at the distance
-of a bow-shot."
-
-The author does not condescend to give his authority; relying for the
-evidence of his authenticity upon his confederate, Zoronas, who relates
-that, at the Siege of Constantinople, under the reign of Anastasius,
-Probus burnt the enemy's fleet by means of brazen mirrors. He states that
-the invention was not new, but belonged to Archimedes, who, as testified
-by Dion, used them at the Siege of Syracuse by Marcellus.
-
-The mutual confederacy of a couple of mountebanks is as easily understood
-as it would be susceptible of annihilation; did not such men as Kirchen
-and Buffon become sureties, not for what Archimedes has done, but for what
-he was capable of effecting. Previous to Descartes, the former had
-asserted the possibility of igniting combustible matter at a great
-distance by means of small plane mirrors, which could be managed so that
-the rays might be directed upon any given object. This was simply a
-theory; but Buffon decided upon making the experiment, the result of which
-is well known. He caused to be constructed one hundred and sixty-eight
-little mirrors six inches by eight, and directing their rays towards a
-point, succeeded in igniting a body at a considerable distance. By this he
-discovered a new principle, viz: that the action of the solar rays
-reflected is in direct ratio of the diameter of the focus; proving,
-moreover, that by multiplying the mirrors, an indefinite line of
-combustion might be established.
-
-Can we infer, however, from these experiments of Buffon, that Archimedes
-actually destroyed the Roman galleys? We think not; considering the
-silence of the Roman writers on the subject, and the progress of science
-in the time of Buffon, with reference to its discoveries in the time of
-the Siege of Syracuse by Marcellus. Whether this mirror existed or not,
-however, Archimedes must be admitted to be one of the greatest geniuses
-the World of Science ever produced.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV.
-
-THE LYNX AND THE CAMELEON.
-
-
-The title of this chapter seems to promise a fable rather than a
-dissertation; and a very amusing one might be grounded on the attributes
-of the two animals, considering the perspicacity affected by poor
-short-sighted mortals, and the mutability of colour of so many a human
-mind. It is not, however, as emblems that we are about to treat of the
-lynx and the cameleon.
-
-The lynx figures extensively in the poetry of the ancients. Not only do
-they attribute miraculous properties to the eyes of the animal, as being
-able to see through walls, but Pliny assures us that the excrements of the
-lynx were transformed into amber, rubies, and carbuncles. The nature or
-habits of this animal were so delicate, however, that its secretions were
-as difficult to discover as those of cats; in consequence of which much
-treasure was lost! They might as well have asserted at once, that jewels
-found in mines were the produce of antediluvian lynxes. They proceeded,
-however, to attribute the optical powers of the lynx to a variety of
-individuals; nor have modern writers hesitated to follow their example.
-
-Valerius Maximus, Varro, and even Cicero, speak with ecstasies of the
-powers of vision of the Sicilian, Strabo; who, from Cape Lilyboeum could
-descry Carthage, and count the vessels sailing out of the port; the
-distance being forty-five leagues! These worthies forgot, that even had
-the sight of Strabo been still more powerful, the intermediary obstacles
-caused by the rotundity of the globe must have circumvented his view.
-Cæsar is said to have seen from Gaul all that passed in a port in Britain;
-probably by a figure of speech purporting that he knew all that passed in
-conquered countries, just as the eye of Napoleon was said to survey at
-once his whole empire.
-
-About the year 1725, the marvellous history of a Portuguese woman set the
-whole world of science into confusion, as will be found by referring to
-the Mercure de France. This female was said to possess the gift of
-discovering treasures. Without any other aid than the keen penetration of
-her eyes, she was able to distinguish the different strata of earth, and
-pronounce unerringly upon the utmost distances at a single glance. Her eye
-penetrated through every substance, even the human body; and she could
-discern the mechanism, and circulation of all animal fluids, and detect
-latent diseases; although less skilful than the animal magnetiser, she did
-not affect to point out infallible remedies. Ladies could learn from her
-the sex of their forthcoming progeny. In short, her triumphs were
-universal.
-
-The King of Portugal, greatly at a loss for water in his newly built
-palace, consulted her; and after a glance at the spot, she pointed out an
-abundant spring, upon which his Majesty rewarded her with a pension, the
-Order of Christ, and a patent of nobility.
-
-In the exercise of her miraculous powers, certain preliminaries were
-indispensable. She was obliged to observe a rigid fast; indigestion, or
-the most trifling derangement of the stomach, suspending the marvellous
-powers of her visual organs.
-
-The men of science of the day were of course confounded by such prodigies.
-But instead of questioning the woman, they consulted the works of their
-predecessors; not forgetting the inevitable Aristotle. By dint of much
-research, they found a letter from Huygens asserting that there was a
-prisoner of war at Antwerp, who could see through stuffs of the thickest
-texture provided they were not red. The wonderful man was cited in
-confirmation of the wonderful woman, and vice versâ.
-
-The Antwerp lynx, meanwhile, had attained considerable credit, from the
-fact of two ladies visiting him in person, upon which he burst into
-immoderate laughter. On the cause of his mirth being inquired into, he
-stated that one of them had on no under garment, the truth of which
-statement caused the ladies to take a hasty departure, in the dread of
-revelations still more indiscreet.
-
-In the beginning of the present century there lived a physician at Lyons,
-who seriously asserted that one of his patients had the power of reading
-letters, though sealed. This was evidently a device to obtain notoriety,
-and fill his purse at the expense of a credulous public. For what, in
-fact, can be more grossly absurd than the assertion that either human
-eyes, or those of the lynx possess the faculty of reading through opaque
-bodies? Many attempts have been recently made by the upholders of
-Magnetism to exhibit similar impositions.
-
-From the lynx we proceed to the cameleon; hoping to exonerate this much
-defamed animal from the imputations of mutability so long lavished upon
-its nature. Instead of being adopted as the symbol of fickleness, the
-cameleon ought, in fact, to become the emblem of frankness and truth,
-betraying in its changes of hue every impression of which it is
-susceptible.
-
-The ancients denied the existence of the cameleon, treating it as an ideal
-animal devoid of natural colour. They conceded to it, on the other hand,
-a radiant body, and the faculty of existing without food. Such were the
-opinions of Pliny, Aristotle, and Oelian. But Daubenton and Lacépède
-devoted serious attention to the nature of the cameleon; and the scrutiny
-of science has served to rectify a popular error.
-
-Cameleons have been brought alive to France, and a pair is now living in
-the Zoological Gardens of England. But till lately, they were known in
-Europe only through the preparations of our Museums of Natural History.
-This singular animal belongs to the lizard tribe, and is found in hot
-climates. Its length is from thirteen to fourteen inches; of which the
-tail counts for half. The head is surmounted by a kind of cartilaginous
-pyramid inclining backwards. The mouth is so formed as scarcely to afford
-a view of its disproportionably large swallow. For some time too, the
-cameleon passed for being devoid of hearing; but Camper has established
-that it possesses that faculty, though in a limited degree. The organs of
-sight on the other hand, are so acute as to exceed by far those of the
-lynx. It can turn its eyes in every direction; moves with deliberate
-dignity, and feeds on insects. But is not entitled to the encomiums of the
-ancients with respect to sobriety; though it can fast for a period
-exceeding a year. Of a pacific nature, it has numerous enemies; and being
-timid to excess, its endless variations of hue are perceptible through a
-very transparent skin. Heat and light influence the changes of its
-colours; which vary between yellow, red, black, green, and white.
-
-Mademoiselle de Scudery possessed a pair of cameleons, from observations
-upon which, it was seen that adjacent colours produced no effect upon
-them; other colours than those near them often manifesting themselves on
-the body. Bichat supposed that the mutations of the cameleon proceeded
-from the quantity of air contained in the arterial blood; an opinion the
-better founded, that this animal is able to fill itself with air and
-discharge it at will. When asleep, or cold, or dead, the hue of the
-cameleon is white. Such is the exact truth concerning two animals which
-poets and historians have invested with fabulous properties; and to which
-mankind have often been assimilated--by analogies now admitted to be
-groundless.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI.
-
-WILD WOMEN.
-
-
-No age has been exempt from popular delusions; but there are certain
-prejudices peculiar to certain localities. One of the characteristic
-superstitions of Germany subsisted so lately as the middle of the last
-century, as may be seen by a tradition of the date of 1753.
-
-"At that time," said the peasants of Grödich, "it was not uncommon to see
-wild women issue from the Wunderburg, and approach the youths and maidens
-attending their herds near the cavern of Glanegg, whom they asked for
-bread. Sometimes, they would come out to glean in the fields; leaving the
-mountain betimes, and at nightfall returning to their haunts without even
-sharing the meals of their fellow-gleaners.
-
-One day, a little boy mounted upon a cart-horse, approached the
-Wunderburg, when the wild women rushed forward, and would have carried
-him off. The father, however, ran up and protected him. Unaware of the
-mysteries connected with that awful mountain, he demanded what they meant
-by attempting to carry off his son; to which the savages replied: 'that
-among them he would be better taken care of, and that no harm should
-happen to him in their abode.' But the father held fast his child, and the
-women went weeping away."
-
-Another time these wild women entered Kügelstadt, a village beautifully
-situated upon the same mountain, and carried off a boy watching a herd. At
-the end of a year he returned, dressed in green, and sat on the trunk of a
-tree at the foot of the mountain.[1] The woodsmen and his parents went the
-next day in search of him, but in vain; nor was the youth ever beheld
-again. A wild woman from the mountain went towards the village of Anif,
-about half a league from Wunderburg, where she hollowed out a place of
-shelter in the earth.
-
- [1] The reader will be struck by the affinity between this Legend, and
- the Ettrick Shepherd's beautiful tale of "Kilmeny," taken from a
- Highland tradition.
-
-Her hair was of great length and beauty falling to her feet, and proved
-highly attractive to a peasant who chanced to encounter her, and who at
-length ventured to make an avowal of his passion. The wild woman inquired
-whether he were married; and the peasant not daring to own the truth,
-answered in the negative.
-
-Shortly afterwards, his wife, terrified by his absence from home, came in
-search of him; but instead of upbraiding him with his infidelity, fled in
-dismay at the sight of the lady of the beautiful locks. The mysterious
-woman now upbraided him with his want of veracity; assuring him that had
-his wife testified the smallest jealousy, she would have killed him on the
-spot. Bidding him be more faithful in future to the marriage tie, she
-bestowed a bag of money upon him, and was never again seen in the
-neighbourhood of Grölich.
-
-This story was treated as a jest by several French writers of the last
-century. Yet the age, so severe upon the credulity of the simple peasants
-of Wunderburg, believed in the devices of Cagliostro and the miracles of
-Mesmer! The extremes of science and ignorance may consequently be said to
-meet in the bewildering mazes of superstition.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-SYBILS.
-
-
-The existence of one or more Sybils in the ancient world has been
-distinctly proved. Classic authors are unanimous upon the subject. Suidas
-tells us that there were fourteen; Varro, ten. Oelian asserts that there
-were only four; while Martinus Capella reduces them to two.
-
-Dr. Petit, however, the author of the Essay "De Sybilla," reduces them to
-one. Let us grant that the Sybil of Cumæ was the only authentic Sybil,
-whether originating in Ionia, Syria, or Campania. Let us even establish
-that her name was Demo, according to Pausanias, though Virgil declares
-that she was called Deiphobe, and was the daughter of Glaucus. Suidas
-calls his fourteen by the common name of Eriphile; Aristotle styles the
-Sybil, Malanchrenes. After due consideration of these names, certain
-writers unanimously adopted that of Amalthea. Be it our business to
-inquire into the question upon the only reasonable grounds, namely, in a
-symbolical sense. A man had need to belong to Rome or Greece to entertain
-a due respect for the subject; where the existence of supernatural beings
-placed by the Gods between heaven and earth, and predominating over Kings
-and their subjects, was regarded as a blessing. In those times, such
-creations had a salutary influence of which we cannot now appreciate the
-value. The ancient social institutions, of so many centuries past, are
-scarcely to be understood from books; since those by which we are actually
-surrounded are not altogether comprehensible.
-
-Great was the veneration conceded to the Sybils in Greece and Rome; in
-proof of which we need only cite the Sybilline volume--to discredit which
-in the olden time, would have been a matter of danger.
-
-It is known to all that a venerable Sybil came to Tarquin, and offered to
-sell him nine volumes of her prophecies, when her price being taxed as
-exorbitant, she threw three volumes into the fire, still requiring the
-same price for the remaining six. Still denied her price by Tarquin, three
-more of the books shared the same fate; and on her adhering to her
-original demand for the remaining three; Tarquin assembled the Augurs, who
-advised the purchase, and the monarch was forced to submit to the terms of
-the Sybil.
-
-From that moment, the Sybilline leaves became objects of veneration. They
-were made over to the custody of the priests, and consulted upon
-occasions of importance after a decree of the Senate. These volumes were
-destroyed in the conflagration of the Capitol, eighty-three years before
-Christ; a severe calamity to the Romans, who looked upon the Sybilline
-books as a sacred charta. It is remarkable, that after the destruction of
-these volumes, the Republic gradually declined, and fell under the yoke of
-the Emperors.
-
-Immense as was the loss of the volumes, considering their influence over
-the minds of the people, the Augurs and Senate hoped to replace the loss.
-Zealous missionaries were sent to all the cities of Europe, Asia and
-Africa, which affected to possess Sybilline verses; and more than two
-thousand were brought back. But we are to conclude they were far from
-genuine, as the Sybilline oracles declined in credit. Augustus suppressed
-many of the verses, and the rest were burned by Stilicon, father-in-law of
-the Emperor Honorius.
-
-In all countries of the ancient world, Virgins were objects of worship;
-and even as connected with Pagan idolatries, there is something beautiful
-and touching in the homage paid to virginal purity, more particularly in
-contrast with the ferocity of manners of the early Romans. The most abject
-corruption respected the worship of virginity. No virgin could be
-immolated by the Romans; and Octavia was reduced to infamy ere she could
-be lawfully sacrificed to the vengeance of Nero. The Sybils were sacred
-virgins, which accounted for the veneration paid to them and their
-oracles. St. Jerome expressly states that the gift of prophecy was
-bestowed upon them in honour of their purity. As to the Sybil of Cumæ, she
-was said to have rejected the advances of Apollo himself, though the God
-offered to endow her with eternal youth and beauty; to which she preferred
-the infirmities of mortal decrepitude in order to live and die in
-chastity.
-
-As society is now constituted, nothing founded on error, or the frauds
-usually called pious, can be termed justifiable. Tarquin and the Augurs
-probably understood the inauthenticity of the Sybilline books; but it was
-their cue to create a deep veneration for them, and assign a divine origin
-to the laws, which in those days might not otherwise have been respected
-by the people.
-
-In the time of Cicero, the Romans had learned to blush for their own
-credulity; and in the following centuries, were confounded at seeing the
-Fathers of the Christian Church return indirectly to ideas long fallen
-into desuetude. St. Ambrose, however, denounced such doctrines; declaring
-to the early Christians who were disposed to seek in the Sybilline books
-exposition of their faith, that they were the idle production of fanatical
-women.
-
-The Sybils of old were apparently prophetesses after the manner of Joanna
-Southcote and Madame Krudener in the present century. The Sybilline
-books, as existent in the days of St. Ambrose, teemed with frauds and
-anachronisms, proving the ignorance of their authors, as much as the
-credulity of those who believed in them. The events of the Christian
-dispensation are as clearly announced in them as in the Holy Writ. The
-personages are even mentioned by their proper names. Isaiah wrote: "A
-virgin shall conceive." The Sybil is made to say, "The Virgin Mary shall
-conceive, and shall bring forth Jesus in a stable in Bethlehem." The Sybil
-also announces the Baptism of the Messiah in the Jordan; the coming of the
-Holy Ghost under the form of a dove; the circumstances of the Passion; and
-the preaching of the Gospel by the Apostles. She pretends to have
-witnessed events long after the coming of the Messiah; relates the second
-conflagration of the Temple of Vesta, which took place one hundred and
-seventy years after Jesus Christ, in the reign of Commodus, and affects to
-have been in Noah's Ark; yet is so ignorant of the Holy Writings, that she
-supposes Noah to have sojourned therein only forty and one days; while
-Moses states him to have been an entire year. She also places Mount Ararat
-in Phrygia instead of Armenia.
-
-Such was the value of the last edition of the Sybilline volumes;
-conceived, no doubt, with good intentions; but, as articles of faith,
-little better than a fiction.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-FORTUNE-TELLERS AND CHIROMANCY.
-
-
-Of the numerous family of impostors, composed of mountebanks, gypsies,
-chiromancers, fortune-tellers, and sorcerers; the gypsies date from the
-fifteenth century, and were first seen in Bohemia, in strange garbs, with
-swarthy faces, and pretending to great proficiency in the art of
-soothsaying.
-
-They made their appearance in Paris, 1442; proclaiming themselves to be
-pilgrims wandering in expiation of their sin. Among them, were a Duke, a
-Count, and ten Cavaliers. The remainder, one hundred and twenty in number
-were on foot. These strangers were lodged at the Holy Chapel, to which the
-Parisians flocked to obtain a view of them. They had sallow complexions
-and black frizzly hair, and spoke an unknown tongue. The females who
-accompanied them, devoted themselves to fortune-telling.
-
-The Bishop of Paris eventually excommunicated them, and had them expelled
-the city; a persecution which served to create an interest in their
-favour; and returning to Paris, they multiplied both in that city and in
-other parts of France to such a degree that, in 1560, the States of
-Orleans found it necessary to rid the kingdom of them; and subject them to
-the pain of the gallies if they dare return. Treated with merciless
-severity, they gradually disappeared; taking refuge in Germany, Hungary,
-England, and the banks of the Danube; where they have remained ever since.
-
-Gypsies are known by different names, according to the countries they
-inhabit; and constitute a wandering tribe in all the civilized states of
-Europe, still retaining their pristine habits and customs.
-
-Public curiosity has long been directed towards the origin of the gypsies.
-Theologians first traced them to Cain on the following grounds: when by
-the murder of his brother, the elder born of Adam had brought upon himself
-the supreme malediction, a mark was set upon him to secure his
-recognition, at that time mankind were white. The Almighty is supposed to
-have changed the complexion of Cain, that all men might know him. The
-gypsies, therefore, who exhibit such remarkable complexions, and lead such
-vagabond lives, had every appearance of being a proscribed race; and the
-progeny of the first murderer. Other theologians make the gypsies descend
-from Shem, the son of Noah, or Cham, the inventor of magic; for the
-gypsies pretend to be magicians, and to descend from Cham. Father Delrio
-asserts their sorcery to be so effective, that if you give them a piece of
-money, the others in your purse invariably take flight to join their
-fellow.
-
-The gypsies, uncertain of their origin, suppose themselves to have been
-expelled from Egypt, and condemned to wander the world for having refused
-hospitality to Joseph and the Holy Virgin, when they took refuge on the
-banks of the Nile. But even in Egypt, the gypsies are declared to be of
-foreign origin; so that the problem has still to be decided.
-
-These people ground their predictions upon an inspection of the palm of
-the hand. Juvenal distinctly alludes to female drawers of horoscopes.
-"Such a woman," said he, "exhibits her hand and forehead to the diviner."
-
-The chiromantic principle has much analogy with those of judiciary
-astrology; and Aristotle cites chiromancy as a positive science.
-Chiromancers divide the hand into several regions, each presided by a
-planet. The thumb belongs to Venus, the index to Jupiter, the middle
-finger to Saturn, the annulary to the Sun, the auricular to Mercury, the
-centre of the hand to Mars, the remainder to the Moon. The direction of
-the line of life is still undecided by chiromancers; some placing it
-between the thumb and index, traversing the centre of the palm; while the
-Hebrew cabalists make it diverge in a quarter of a circle from the middle
-of the wrist to the first joint of the index. To denote long life, this
-line should be deeply defined; when feeble and superficial, it implies a
-limited existence, (even if the person so qualified should have survived
-his eightieth year!)
-
-The triangle in the palm of the hand is consecrated to Mars; the three
-lines of which it is formed being regarded by chiromancers as most
-important, and comprehending the united indications of mind and body. The
-hepatic line proceeds from the liver, and forms one of the large sides of
-the triangle. When deeply indicated, it is characteristic of an exalted
-soul and magnanimous character; but accompanied by a propensity to anger
-and despondency. The mediana, which forms the base of the triangle,
-implies frankness, sprightliness, and the love of pleasure. Should the
-thumb and its root be furrowed with numerous lines, crossing at right
-angles, or forming ellipses, stars, and repeated circles, you are favoured
-by Venus; but should you possess the ring of Gyges, beware of her wrath.
-This name implies the circular line of the thumb, and indicates an
-infamous death. Adrian Sicler declares in 1639, a notorious villain who
-met his fate on the wheel had this awful sign on the first phalanx.
-
-Between chiromancers and fortune-tellers with cards, the sole difference
-consists in the means employed; and if you watch the sleight of hand of
-the latter, instead of listening to their chattering, you will be amazed
-by their dexterity.
-
-Card-conjurors are mere upstarts by comparison with chiromancers, who were
-consulted by Augustus in the zenith of his power. Their art cannot have
-existed previous to the days of Charles VI., for whose diversion cards
-were invented.
-
-The miserable personal plight of these foreshowers of the future, is
-singularly at variance with their reputation. How many of them grovel in
-filthy retreats; where for the smallest sum, they dispense their promises
-of fame and fortune. It is lamentable to think how many dupes such
-impostors still command. Fortune-tellers captivate the confidence of the
-vulgar, by predicting circumstances of frequent and common-place
-occurrence, with the certainty of occasionally hitting home. Should one of
-these by accident make a fortunate guess, his fame is established. But
-their extortions are unimportant compared with the debasement of faculties
-apparent in those who consult them; whom they disgust with their useful
-callings by fostering hopes of impossible eventualities; or keep weak
-minds in a state of terror for the mere guerdon of a piece of silver.
-
-There are examples of people being so awe-struck by the predictions of
-jugglers, as to fall their victim. A person has been known to die at
-forty, merely because that term of life was assigned him by a
-fortune-teller. A slight illness having brought to mind the fatal
-prediction at the appointed period, cerebral fever ensued which ended in
-death. Such a fact is mentioned by Dr. Bruhier in his work upon the
-Caprices of the Imagination.
-
-Though evil is said never to exist without corresponding good, it would be
-difficult to point out a compensation for the mischiefs of fortune-tellers
-and card-conjurors. Their predictions have often proved fatal in private
-life, and they have exercised their evil influence by urging Princes to
-acts of cruelty. The Emperor Valens having incensed his subjects by his
-tyrannies, certain of them, meditating his overthrow, consulted a
-soothsayer, who predicted future events by means of a cock. A circle being
-described with the letters of the alphabet around it, a grain of corn was
-dropped on each, and a cock placed in the centre. The letters from which
-he pecked the corn were immediately taken up and a horoscope grounded upon
-them; and the cock having, in the present instance, pecked up grains from
-letters T. H. E. O. D., the conspirators concluded that the empire ought
-to belong to Theodore, the Secretary of Valens, a man of merit, and
-generally esteemed.
-
-The crown was offered to him, which he was rash enough to accept; but the
-plot being discovered, he and his accomplices were executed. Not satisfied
-with this act of vengeance, Valens banished all those whose names began by
-the letters selected by the cock. But this did not prevent Theodosius the
-Great from being his successor.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX.
-
-ALBERTUS MAGNUS AND NOSTRADAMUS.
-
-
-In the year 1248, the Emperor William of Holland arrived at Cologne on the
-anniversary of the festival of the Epiphany; when Albertus the Great,
-invited him and his whole Court to a banquet in a garden near the Convent
-of the Preaching Friars. The Emperor accepted the offer: but on the
-appointed day, there was a great fall of snow; and the Emperor and his
-Court were much disconcerted by the invitation.
-
-But though inclined to avoid exposure to such inclemency of weather, they
-adhered to their engagement and proceeded to the scene of the
-entertainment, where they found the tables spread, but the trees and turf
-covered with snow. The guests were of course indignant at so absurd an
-arrangement; but Albertus had contrived that no one could go out of the
-garden, by placing at every entrance guards of imposing stature. The
-Emperor and Princes having seated themselves, the dishes were placed on
-the table; when the day became gradually fine, and the snow disappearing
-as if by enchantment, the shrubs and flowers recovered their verdure and
-perfume; while the trees suddenly presented fruits in luscious maturity,
-with innumerable birds perched upon their branches warbling heart-stirring
-music.
-
-The heat increasing, the guests were forced to throw off their outward
-garb; but no one could conjecture whence or by whom the dishes of the
-feast were produced; the menials who served them being strangers, richly
-attired, and of the most courteous deportment. The feast being at an end,
-servitors and birds vanished; the turf lost its verdure, the flowers their
-odour; and the snow re-appeared as if in the gloom of winter. The outward
-garments of the guests were, of course, resumed; and all persons repaired
-to a vast hall, where a good fire was blazing.
-
-The Emperor, gratified with this wonderful entertainment, endowed the
-convent of which Albertus was a member with a valuable estate; expressing
-great esteem for the skill and dexterity of his entertainer.
-
-Such is the monkish legend; nor is it worth while to contest such
-absurdities, no one being weak enough to believe seriously in tales of
-enchantment worthy only to figure in the pages of a romance.
-
-Many such marvels are recorded of Albertus, entitling us to believe him a
-sorcerer, and the ally of Satan. But he is known to have been, like Friar
-Bacon, one of the most enlightened men of the thirteenth century; and it
-often happens, that in order to enhance the fame of illustrious persons,
-their biographers have resource to exaggerations that deteriorate their
-well-won fame. Such was the case with Nostradamus; who, in spite of
-himself, was made a prophet. The real name of Nostradamus, was Michael of
-Notre-Dame, but a custom prevailed in his time of latinizing names; and
-Nostradamus was one of the high-sounding titles likely to ensure
-popularity. Among the French, it enjoyed equal fame with that of Matthew
-Länsberg among the Germans.
-
-The family of Nostradamus was of Jewish extraction, and proclaimed itself
-descended from Issachar; a personage reputed to have been profoundly
-versed in chronological science. Michael was born, December 14, 1503, at
-twelve precisely, in the village of St. Remi, in Provence. He studied at
-Avignon, where he distinguished himself in rhetoric; then proceeded to
-Montpellier for the study of medicine. Having attained the degree of
-Doctor at twenty-six, an unusual occurrence, he was considered the
-successor of Hippocrates and Galen; but disdaining all earthly vocations,
-he devoted himself to astrology, and mysterious speculations upon the
-future.
-
-Nostradamus first published his Ephemeris, proclaiming agricultural
-epochs, eclipses, phases of the moon, the returns of the season, and the
-variations of atmosphere; and predicted the approach of epidemics, the
-progress of governments, the births and marriages of the great; peace,
-war, land, and sea fights, and many other things, which, as a matter of
-course, must be realized in some part or other of the world. His
-predictions were so fortunate, that he was soon acknowledged to be a
-prophet; every one seeking to benefit by his vast enlightenment. The wily
-man, aware that speculation upon popular prejudices is a sure road to
-fortune, and seeing the love of the marvellous predominate, soon laid
-aside his almanack, and gave full play to his fecund imagination as a
-soothsayer.
-
-Had Nostradamus been only a man of profound science, he would have pined
-in obscurity; but as affording diversion for the Court of France, his fame
-soon prevailed throughout Europe. When his predictions first appeared, in
-1555, they had such success, that Henry II. and Catherine de Medicis
-invited him to Paris.
-
-Enriched by their munificence, he returned to his vocation in Provence;
-and four years later, the Duke of Savoy and Marguerite of France, on their
-way to Nice, visited Nostradamus at Salon. The Duchess being _enceinte_,
-the Duke desired to know the probable sex of the issue; a tolerable safe
-order of prediction as the chances of verification are even. In this case,
-he foretold a son who afterwards became the greatest Captain in
-Europe--Charles Emanuel, Duke of Savoy.
-
-The system of Nostradamus was partly original; but grafted upon several
-others. He not only consulted the stars to cast a nativity, but the form
-and features of the party. The Governor of Henry IV. wishing to have the
-horoscope of his youthful master, applied to him, when he demanded to see
-the royal youth naked. Henry at first resisted, thinking it a trick, and
-that they perhaps meant to castigate him unjustly; but finally consented,
-and after the examination, it was predicted that he would become King of
-France, and enjoy a long reign.
-
-These facts are avouched by the biographers of Nostradamus; who, though he
-predicted the future to others, was unable to foresee his approaching end.
-He died in July 1566, aged sixty-two; but his fame survived him, and his
-tomb became a kind of shrine, being inscribed with testimonials to his
-profound science and miraculous qualities. Louis XIII. visited it in 1622,
-and Louis XIV. in 1660.
-
-Like most men possessed of high renown, who profit by the credulity of
-their contemporaries, he had a host of fanatical adulators. Among them,
-none more enthusiastically devoted than a man named Chavigny, who
-abandoned every thing to follow the fortune of the prophet, and received
-his last sigh. Chavigny became the interpreter and eulogist of his great
-master, as he had been the depository of his secrets. He even ventured
-upon some posthumous predictions.
-
-Inconsolable for the loss of his illustrious master, Chavigny abandoned
-Provence, and settled at Lyons; where he solaced his regrets by reflecting
-upon the predictions and discoveries of the great astrologer. He commented
-upon three hundred stanzas of the great work of Nostradamus, the result of
-thirty years' study; and published the first part of the "French Janus,"
-or rather, a partial explanation of his prophecies. In this curious work,
-Chavigny collated, compared and approximated the stanzas bearing reference
-to the events of his own century; and composed a chronological table, so
-remarkable for order and method, as to impose upon superficial minds. So
-singularly happy are some of the stanzas of Nostradamus, and their
-associations with history are so striking, that the renowned Doctor might
-almost pass for having been inspired. Such, at least, is the opinion of
-many who have strictly examined the work.
-
-In 1695, one Guinaud, one of the royal pages and a zealous supporter of
-Nostradamus, proposed to reconcile the prophecies of Nostradamus with
-history, from the time of Henry II. till that of Louis XIV. Presuming upon
-his genius for exposition, he undertook to prove that nothing could be
-clearer and less mysterious than the predictions of his favourite
-astrologer.
-
-In support of this opinion, he applies the following lines to the massacre
-of St. Bartholomew:
-
- Le gros airain qui les heures ordonne;
- Sur le trépas du tyran cassera;
- Fleurs plainte et cris, eau glace, pain ne donne,
- V.S.C. Paix, l'armée passera.
-
-The explanation of Guinaud is, perhaps, more striking than the lines of
-Nostradamus. The "_gros airain_," he declares to be the little bell of the
-palaces. In the "_trépas du tyran_," he foresees the death of Coligny; and
-in the initials "_V.S.C._," he finds an unaccountable indication of Philip
-II. and Charles V.
-
-The other analogies were equally far-fetched; and, as is not unusually the
-case, the absurdity of the annotation was visited upon the original work.
-
-The prophesies of Nostradamus, like those of Merlin, are now nothing more
-than a literary curiosity.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX.
-
-LEECHES, SERPENTS, AND THE SONG OF THE DYING SWAN.
-
-
-In the conclusions of naturalists there is much to respect. But we must
-beware of false inferences.
-
-For instance, no one will deny that swallows skim the surface of the earth
-on the approach of a storm. But it is simply because insects then swarm in
-the lower regions of the atmosphere. The swallows seek their prey where
-instinct teaches them that it is most abundant; not because a peculiar
-sympathy warns them of the coming storm. Swans, ducks, goslings, also,
-indicate hot weather by plunging oftener than usual, because the
-temperature being oppressive, they seek a fresher one under the water.
-
-In the list of meteorological animals, leeches hold a prominent place. An
-English physician pretends that they are lively when the sky is clear and
-serene, and raise their heads above water to breathe the pure air. But if
-the sky be gloomy and clouded, they conceal themselves in the mud, and
-are evidently agitated at the approach of storms. The following are the
-observations of Dr. Vitet, in his "Treaty on Medical Leeches."
-
-"Close up a quantity of leeches in jars of equal size containing the same
-water, and expose them together to the open air. Never will you see
-identity of action. In one jar, they are at the surface, in another at the
-bottom, while in another they will be completely out of the water sticking
-to the cover. Again, you will see all the leeches of the same jar in all
-these different positions; some adhering by their tails from the borders
-of the jar, others balancing themselves with the most perfect regularity.
-It follows, therefore, that leeches are devoid of meteorological
-susceptibility."
-
-Had not Dr. Vitet made his experiments on so large a scale, a single
-leech, well-watched, would always have been said to announce changes of
-weather and temperature. In the case of the Rana Arboria, or tree-frog,
-which is sometimes confined in a glass jar to form a sort of living
-weather-glass, it may be noticed that, when two frogs of the same species
-are kept in the same glass, one is sure to be found at the top of the
-ladder and one at the bottom, proving how little such indications are to
-be depended upon.
-
-To leeches is attributed another peculiarity, equally groundless; the
-faculty, namely, of ridding us of our corrupt blood, while they respect
-the pure; a fact disproved by daily experience.
-
-According to a popular prejudice in many countries, snakes and vipers will
-creep down the throats of persons imprudent enough to sleep in the open
-fields with their mouths open; and strange things are related on this
-subject, especially in Germany.
-
-About fifty years ago, the German newspapers announced that in Styria a
-young girl being asleep with her mouth open, a viper made its way into her
-throat. She was not aware of the fact; but a few days afterwards began to
-experience an insupportable irritation. On a subsequent day, the viper
-reappeared by the channel it had penetrated, hissing and raising itself on
-its tail as if overjoyed at its emancipation; and immediately afterwards,
-the girl vomited a quantity of viper's eggs. This anecdote so charmed the
-French journalists, that they republished it in various directions,
-neither suspecting that they were renewing a fable of the Greeks, nor
-inquiring whether vipers were oviparous.
-
-The adventures of the Styrian girl was nearly forgotten, when a French
-surgeon gave a fresh version of it in the following shape:
-
-"In the month of June, 1806, a child of four years old having fallen
-asleep on the bank of the Canal de L'Ourcq with her mouth open, a snake
-crept in and passed into her stomach, where it remained for nineteen days;
-at the expiration of which, the child accidentally drank a glass of white
-wine, when forth came the snake in the presence of her whole family!"
-Witnesses were found to attest the fact; and the medical man who attended
-the child, asserted the reptile to have been eighteen inches long! Dr.
-Masson, surgeon to the civil Hospitals of Paris, made a report upon the
-subject to the Faculty of Medicine, attributing the attraction of the
-snake to the child having fed upon bread and milk, the predilection of
-those reptiles for that sustenance being well known.
-
-Before we return to the above subject, we may as well inquire whether the
-predilection of snakes for milk be really true. The French peasants agree
-in this opinion with Pliny, Aldovrandus and Gesner. Yet all are wrong.
-Snakes are furnished with numerous little teeth at the extremity of their
-mouths, that their prey may not escape; so that if they sucked the cows as
-asserted by the peasants, their teeth must become inextricably entangled
-in the udder. The diminution of the milk in the dairies of the French
-provinces, is nevertheless often most conveniently ascribed to the
-interposition of snakes, innocent at least of this species of mischief.
-
-We must, therefore, conclude that Dr. Masson's little patient was not the
-victim of the passion of the snake in question for milk. Is it credible,
-however, that a snake eighteen inches long could introduce itself into the
-mouth of a sleeping child without awaking it, or creep down the æsophagus
-and into the stomach without being perceived? The marvellous snake was
-probably nothing more than a worm such as is frequently ejected from the
-mouths of children.
-
-Snakes, vipers, and serpents have always been leading features in fable,
-and, at times, in history. Without alluding to the serpent-tempter, we
-have the serpent of Aaron, which also serves as the attribute of
-Esculapius, and ornaments the Caduceus of Mercury. We have the serpent
-Python, and those which entwined themselves round the Laocoon and his
-sons; the serpent concealed under the flowers, whose sting caused the
-death of Eurydice; and finally, the asp of Cleopatra. But upon such
-matters, the moderns have gone far beyond the ancients. If, for instance,
-the asp which bit the bosom of Cleopatra had pertained to the species
-which Father Charleroix saw at Paraguay, it might have been the rival of
-Anthony; for the Padre expressly asserts that serpents are ever on the
-watch to carry off females in the forests of that province. These may be
-considered rivals to the Great Sea Serpent of the Americans.
-
-Bertholin, the learned Swedish doctor, relates strange anecdotes of
-lizards, toads and frogs; stating that a woman, thirty years of age, being
-thirsty, drank plentifully of water at a pond. At the end of a few months,
-she experienced singular movements in her stomach, as if something were
-crawling up and down; and alarmed by the sensation, consulted a medical
-man, who prescribed a dose of orvietan in a decoction of fumitary. Shortly
-afterwards, the irritation of the stomach increasing, she vomited three
-toads and two young lizards, after which, she became more at ease. In the
-spring following, however, her irritation of the stomach was renewed; and
-aloes and bezoar being administered, she vomited three female frogs,
-followed the next day by their numerous progeny. In the month of January
-following, she vomited five more living frogs, and in the course of seven
-years, ejected as many as eighty. Dr. Bertholin protests that he heard
-them croak in her stomach! The utter incompatibility of the nature of
-these reptiles with the temperature of the human stomach, renders denial
-of the truth of this scientific anecdote almost superfluous.
-
-The Journal des Débats, then called the Journal de l'Empire, published the
-following circumstances as having taken place at Joinville, in the
-Department of the Meuse.
-
-"Marie Ragot, a widow, having complained for two years of a distaste for
-food, and suffered from internal cramps.
-
-"These symptoms were at first attributed to an aneurism of the viscera;
-but were soon found to proceed from some strange substance in the stomach.
-After two months, Marie Ragot ejected from her mouth a living reptile in
-the presence of many; who, on seeing it creep away, in the hurry of the
-moment, inconsiderately crushed it. This reptile belonging to the lizard
-class, was thin and long, its colour light grey, brown on the back, and
-dark yellow under the belly. It had four small legs, each having
-nail-tipped feelers, a triangular head, rather obtuse at the nose, bent, a
-short tail and filiform at the extremity. This is all we have been able to
-learn, the witnesses having stupidly destroyed the reptile. Ragot died
-soon afterwards, and it remains undecided whether her death was caused by
-the reptile remaining so long in her stomach. The lizard we have described
-was doubtless the grey common wall lizard. It is supposed to have crept
-into her mouth when asleep."
-
-While occupied by consideration of the marvels of physiological history,
-we must not omit to mention the song of the Dying Swan; formerly applied
-as a standard of composition for the highest pitch which melody could
-attain, and as typical of the last strains emanating from the soul of the
-poet. Virgil, Fénélon and Shakspeare, are known as the Swan of Mantua,
-the Swan of Cambray, and Swan of Avon. Pliny, whose propensity for handing
-down popular fallacies we have already noticed, says, in treating of the
-gift of song conceded to swans by the poets: "The doleful strain
-attributed to the swan, at the moment of death, is a prejudice disproved
-by experience." Modern observation confirms his opinion that the song of
-the swan is a mere metaphor. To urge this matter further would be
-equivalent to pleading after judgment; had not Dr. Bertholin, who attended
-the woman of the eighty frogs, endeavoured to revive the idea of the
-ancients; quoting the declaration of one of his friends, Grégoire
-Wilhelmi, that having seen one of a flight of swans expire, the others
-hastened to its aid, giving forth harmonious sounds, as if singing the
-funeral dirge of their departed companion.
-
-This story is evidently a romantic fiction. But if the domestic swan be
-mute, it is not so with the wild one, which is guilty of the most
-discordant noises, instead of the fabulous harmony so long attributed to
-it. The Abbé Arnaud carefully observed two wild swans which sought refuge
-on the waters of Chantilly, more particularly, as regarded their cries.
-Buffon notices that they have a shrill, piercing shriek, far from
-agreeable, and are quite insensible to the sound of music.
-
-The song of the swan, therefore, must be admitted to be as much a creation
-of the poets as the song of the syrens which, according to Homer,
-attracted the vessel of Ulysses.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI.
-
-NEGROES.
-
-
-Two important questions present themselves with regard to negroes: first,
-the lawfulness or expediency of slavery; and secondly, the comparative
-equality of the whites and blacks. The History of the World teaches us
-that slavery is independent of colour, and existed every where of old,
-under every form of Government. But the abolition of slavery was the work
-of the Christian religion, of which it is one of the noblest mercies; and
-let us never forget the saying of Montesquieu, "that it is our business to
-prove the negroes less than men, lest they prove us to be less than
-Christians."
-
-The celebrated Abbé Grégoire was one of the most zealous and persevering
-advocates of the negroes. So enthusiastic was he in their cause, that he
-might have been supposed to have undertaken it as a reproach to their
-white brethren.
-
-With regard to the question of innate equality between the two races, we
-cannot conceive a more apt illustration than that made by a Creole child,
-on hearing at his father's table, a discussion upon negroes, a subject on
-which most colonists differ entirely from the Abbé Grégoire.
-
-In the course of dessert, a gentleman, who had been loudest in
-opprobriating the negroes, desired to be helped to grapes. The child
-pertinaciously insisted on giving him white grapes instead of the black,
-to which he had pointed. "One kind is as good as the other," said the
-gentleman, "the only difference is in the colour of the skin." "And why
-then," cried the child, "do you persist in refusing the same concession to
-the poor negroes?"
-
-The scholiasts have written much which has tended only to render more
-obscure the origin of the negro race; some deriving it from Cain, and
-attributing its blackness to Divine wrath after the murder of Abel; others
-from Shem, the son of Noah, which is the opinion of Dr. Hanneman, as is
-seen in his Latin Treatise upon the colour of "the Descendants of Shem."
-The learned German quotes numerous proofs of the culpable conduct of Shem
-towards his father; adding that Shem had long practised the art of magic,
-and being unable to transport into the ark all his works of witchcraft and
-magic, had them engraved upon brass and stone, so as to find them after
-the deluge. Hanneman cites the authority of Luther, who formally asserts
-that the skin of Shem was blackened as a punishment for his irreverence;
-and quotes a passage from the learned Ulricius, who in his treaty De
-Tacticis, established that the sons of Ham had white skins, those of
-Japhet a brownish complexion, while those of Shem were black as ebony.
-
-The anatomist, Meiners, adopting the theory of the facial angle, excluded
-the negroes from the human race, and placed them in the family of apes and
-ourang-outangs.
-
-According to the Abbé Grégoire, all black skinned races descend from the
-Ethiopian. He founds his opinion upon the works of Herodotus,
-Theophrastes, Pausanias, Athenoeus, Eusebius, Heliodorus, Josephus, Pliny,
-and Terence; all of whom, in speaking of negroes, call them Ethiopians. As
-regards their origin, all we know is, that the Ethiopians are from the
-interior of Africa, and that their ancestors had short and woolly hair,
-black skins, and thick lips.
-
-How are we to conciliate these pretensions with the assertions of
-Diodorus, the Sicilian, supported by those of the learned Hearne? Some
-affirm, on the other hand, that the Egyptians descend direct from the
-Ethiopians; the pure Egyptian race existing only in the Copts, who have
-woolly hair, round heads, flattened noses, and protruding cheek-bones.
-Similar signs certainly characterize both negroes and Ethiopians. Egypt
-was the cradle of civilization, and if inhabited by the Ethiopian race,
-with the negroes originated sciences, arts, and institutions. In that
-case, the problem of equality of intelligence becomes painfully solved;
-and if we now possess a vast superiority of intellect over the negroes, we
-owe it to their ancestors, who were our masters in almost every branch of
-polite knowledge.
-
-With regard to colour, Virgil has said, "nimium ne crede colori." Dr.
-Beddoes, moreover, completely overcame the difficulty; for by frequently
-immersing the hand of a negro in a solution of muriatic acid, he rendered
-it as white as ivory. In these speculative times, we should not be much
-surprised to see a company established for washing the black population
-white. This might furnish matter for reflection to Mr. Williams, of
-Vermont, who in his History of that State, requires four thousand years
-for effecting the transition from black to white, through the sole
-influence of climate.
-
-Meiners, as we have seen, classes the negroes in the monkey tribe. How are
-we to reconcile this sacrilegious classification with the dogmas of the
-church, which canonize two blacks, viz. St. Elesbaan, patron of the
-Portuguese and Spaniards, and the Queen of Sheba, the wife of Solomon?
-Another great writer affirms, that black was the original colour of the
-human race; and that the white race is in a state of degeneration.
-Monsieur de Pauw shows the question of the negroes in another light,
-refusing them an aptitude for civilization equal to the whites; but
-attributing their colour to the scorching heat of the sun, which, by
-wasting the brain, diminishes the faculties and organs of intelligence
-that distinguish Europeans. Dr. Gall goes further, and pronounces the
-negroes to be wholly deficient in the organs of music and mathematics.
-
-We cannot, however, expect to find the organ of music prominent in the
-organization of man in a state of nature. As to the organ of mathematics,
-were the negroes completely deficient in this, Meiners would be correct in
-his assimilation; for the higher order of mathematics is not here implied,
-but the simplest acts of calculation. No operation of the mind, however,
-is possible without the aid of a certain kind of calculation. Moreover,
-experience tends to confute the system of Dr. Gall. It is well known that
-in Africa, there are nations far advanced in civilization; a false kind of
-civilization, perhaps, and tainted with barbarism. They have no opera, for
-instance, nor a jockey club, nor the excitement of breaking their necks at
-steeple-chases. But they have cities, tribunals, laws, judges,
-institutions, and armies; they declare war and make peace; discuss the
-interests of the State, raise taxes, and regulate the public expenditure.
-Denyan, who resided thirteen years in the kingdom of Juida, was astonished
-by their wonderful policy; affirming that their diplomatists were capable
-of competing with the most wary European cabinets.
-
-The Daccas, who occupy the fertile point of Cape Verd, are organized into
-a Republic, under directors, lieutenants, and a hierarchy, analagous to
-the different States existing in Europe. Bornou is governed by a monarchy;
-but the throne is both hereditary and elective at the death of the
-reigning Prince. His successors being selected from among his children
-without respect to primogeniture. The most worthy is nominated to reign.
-The funeral discourse is a panegyric or a censure, according to the tenor
-of the reign of the deceased.
-
-This is stronger evidence of civilization than to possess a tenor equal to
-Rubini, or a dancer comparable with Taglioni.
-
-The cities of Africa are not mere encampments. The capital of the Foulans
-has seven thousand inhabitants. Mungo Park mentions that they are fond of
-instruction, and read the books permitted by the Mahomedan religion with
-great assiduity. In his expedition to the interior of Africa, this
-celebrated traveller expresses his surprise at meeting with so much
-unexpected magnificence. The city of Sego had thirty thousand inhabitants;
-her population being less than those of Jenna, Timbuctoo, and Haussa.
-
-Barrow extols the character and pleasing manners of the Boushouannas.
-Their capital, Litah, has from twelve to fifteen thousand souls; ruled by
-a patriarchal government. The chief executes the will of the people,
-emanating from a council composed of elders. Is such a council
-characteristic of barbarism? Or a proof that the moral organization of the
-negroes is inferior to that of the whites?
-
-Judging from the narratives of travellers, the maritime populations are
-generally inferior to those of the interior. If this opinion be well
-founded, there is every reason to infer that the circumstance arises from
-the access of Europeans being less frequent with the interior than the
-littoral. Often have we to deplore the demoralization we have conveyed to
-distant countries. Is it just, therefore, to speak of the brutal barbarity
-of the negroes, when all we see of it is partly our own work?
-
-If we proceed from nations to individuals, a whole catalogue of eminent
-black men and mulattos presents itself. The name of Henry Diaz, demands a
-prominent place on the list. From a common slave, he became Colonel of a
-Portuguese regiment, which by his able tactics and daring courage often
-defeated experienced Generals. In an engagement, in which, overpowered by
-numbers, he perceived some troops on the point of giving way, he rushed
-among them exclaiming: "Are these the brave companions of Henry Diaz?" On
-hearing which, his men returned to the charge, and drove the enemy from
-the field. In 1645, in the heat of battle, a ball penetrated his left hand
-which he was about to have amputated, when he exclaimed: "Every finger of
-my right hand shall learn to grasp the sword!"
-
-The famous St. George was a mulatto. His skill in fencing won him an
-European reputation, and no one could surpass him in the art of
-equitation. Moreover, Dr. Gall would have been forced to admit his
-prodigious talent for music. Fifty years ago, the compositions of St.
-George were eminently the fashion in the Parisian drawing-rooms.
-
-The republican armies boasted among the bravest of the brave, General
-Alexander Dumas, who, though a mulatto, was surnamed by his companions in
-arms, the Horatius Cocles of the Tyrol. Before Lille, accompanied only by
-four of his men, he attacked a post of fifty Austrians, of whom he killed
-six, and made sixteen prisoners. With the Army of the Alps, he scaled
-Mount St. Bernard, stormed a redoubt, and turned the guns against the
-enemy. He was the father of the French dramatist, Alexander Dumas, who has
-immolated as many victims in his dramas, as his father destroyed in the
-enemies of his country.
-
-Job-Ben-Solomon, son of the Mahomedan King of Banda, on the Gambia, was
-taken prisoner in 1750, conducted to America, and sold as a slave. He had
-a superior order of mind, understood Arabic, and was distinguished for his
-talents. He enjoyed the friendship of Sir Hans Sloane, for whom he
-translated several Arabic manuscripts; and was treated with distinction by
-the Court of London, till the African Company had him reconducted to his
-States. At the death of his father, he assumed the sceptre, and after
-being the slave of Europeans, became the idol of his subjects. The history
-of Job-Ben-Solomon presents a victorious argument against the prejudice
-concerning negroes, for in him there existed not only courage but
-intellect. A son of the King of Nimbana, who was educated in England, died
-soon after his return to his native land; but during his stay in England,
-he manifested great proofs of ability. He cultivated several sciences with
-success, learnt several languages, and read the Bible in the original.
-
-Ramsay, who passed twenty years of his life among the negroes, mentions
-their impressive eloquence when excited, as well as their talent for
-mimicry and acting, in which they were not inferior to some of the best
-performers then known in England. In Africa, they have various national
-musical instruments, of which sixteen are stringed; without counting their
-famous balafon, resembling the once famed spinet. Vocal music is as
-familiar to them as instrumental; and their composers have been known to
-produce melodies replete with grace. We may here quote Gossec, whose
-opinion on the subject of music is preferable to that of Dr. Gall, as
-being one of the greatest musical composers of his time; and in his famous
-opera of the "Camp de Grand Pré," he introduced a negro melody from St.
-Domingo, which met with immense success. The Abbé Grégoire also speaks of
-certain itinerant negro minstrels, who sang, played, and narrated like the
-minstrels of old.
-
-The negro race, therefore, have produced both heroes and artists, as well
-as figured with distinction in the sciences. Derrham, once a slave at
-Philadelphia, was made over to a physician, who employed him in the
-compounding of his medicines. But soon ambition laid hold of the soul of
-the slave, he acquired French, English, Spanish, and Latin; and perfected
-himself in the hygienic and therapeutic sciences with such success, that,
-in 1788, he was esteemed the most eminent practitioner in New Orleans, and
-consulted from all parts of America.
-
-Another negro, named Amo, claims attention as distinguished in the annals
-of science. A native of Guinea, he was brought to Amsterdam in 1707, and
-presented to the Duke Augustus of Wolfenbüttel, who sent him to study at
-Halle and Wittenberg. After distinguishing himself at both those
-Universities, he publicly sustained a thesis upon the rights of the
-negroes, "de Jure Manorum." Amo was versed in astronomy; spoke Latin,
-Greek, Hebrew French, Dutch, and German, there were, indeed, few better
-linguists. Some years ago, a Swedish professor having addressed one of our
-academies in Latin, the different members, perplexed by their
-insufficient acquaintance with that tongue, sent in great haste for one
-of their absent members, the only one qualified to answer the learned
-foreigner. This was the late Andrieux; but had the negro, Amo, been in the
-way, he might have supplied his place. Amo was not only a man of universal
-information, but had the art of imparting it to others. Differing from his
-white colleagues, he preferred instructing his scholars to the ambition of
-acquiring personal renown. His lectures, from the able manner in which he
-combined the advantages of the ancient and modern systems, attracted
-numerous auditors. He was invested with a diploma in 1744; the first
-instance of a negro arriving at that distinction. Amo left a Dissertation
-upon Sensation considered as distinct from the Soul, and present to the
-body. Frederick the Great, who then reigned in Prussia, conferred the
-dignity of Councillor of State upon Amo. But these honours, unprecedented
-for a man of his colour, did not dazzle him so as to render him insensible
-to the land of his birth. Pining for his native air, he resolved, after
-the death of his patron, the Duke of Brunswick, to return, after thirty
-years' absence, to his birth-place, Axim, on the Gold Coast; nor was
-anything further heard of him in Europe after his departure for that
-obscure place.
-
-Buffon, who was the contemporary of Amo, did not distinguish himself by
-his definition of the negro race. "Negroes," said he, "are tall, fat,
-well-made, but devoid of mind and genius." The great naturalist looked no
-deeper than the epidermis, and was greatly mistaken in asserting negroes
-to be tall and fat; as in general their stature scarcely equals our own.
-
-Father Charleroy, goes farther than Buffon, by stating that, the negroes
-of Guinea have but limited capacities, some being quite imbecile, and few
-being able to count beyond three; that they possess no memory, the past
-being as unknown to them as the future. "On the other hand," he observes,
-"they are docile, simple, humane, credulous, superstitious." This
-definition of Father Charleroy may apply to a certain number of negroes;
-but it also applies to a certain number of whites. Buffon maintains that
-the negroes colonized at Sierra Leone had only the occupations of women,
-and a disgust for all useful employment. Their dwellings he states to be
-miserable hovels; declaring that they prefer sterile and wild spots to
-beautiful valleys clothed with trees, and watered by the clearest streams.
-Their roads, he adds, are twice as long as necessary; yet they always
-follow the beaten track, insensible to the waste of time, which they never
-calculate. M. Descourtils, who resided at St. Domingo, and closely
-observed the negroes, declares them to be ignorant, superstitious, and
-barbarous; their music being detestable and unmeaning. But though such
-asseverations may be founded to a certain degree on fact--after having
-shown the difference that exists between the maritime and fluvial tribes
-of Africa, and those settled in the interior--we are inclined to inquire
-whether the negroes of America, more particularly those of St. Domingo,
-ought to be selected as the standard of the negro race? Are not
-disabilities attributed to colour which are, in truth, caused by slavery?
-Had not the Spartan Helots the same skin as Agis and Epaminondas? Yet what
-could be more marked than their distinction of nature? Would it even be
-fair to judge the inhabitants of Paris and London by the swarms of footmen
-in those cities?
-
-Nevertheless, we are bound to agree with the most experienced
-physiologists, that, independent of colour, independent of cerebral
-conformation, independent of facial angularity, the most perfect specimens
-of the human race are to be found in the temperate regions. The History of
-the World bears out the fact; and upon this point, the best intentions of
-philanthropy fall to the ground. Religion and humanity call aloud for the
-abolition of slavery; while the massacres of St. Domingo prove the
-necessity of its being prudent and progressive. At some still remote
-period, posterity will probably abjure the prejudice of the white race
-against the blacks. But this great revolution of popular feeling will not
-be effected without long-established previous proof on the part of the
-negro population, that the blessings of freedom have brought forth all the
-fruits anticipated by the advocates of abolition. To decide upon their
-equality of nature, in their present unequal condition, would be rash and
-premature.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII.
-
-FASCINATION; OR, THE ART OF PLEASING.
-
-
-No individual of the human race, but at the bottom of his heart is
-ambitious to please! But the charm is not more unequal in distribution
-than the means are various. So various, indeed, and so uncertain, that in
-our attempts to please we frequently produce the contrary effect.
-
-This universal propensity has given rise to absurd prejudices and
-ridiculous efforts; and to a thousand arts, and trickeries, affording an
-amusing subject for consideration.
-
-The desire of pleasing tended greatly to enhance, in the earlier stages of
-society, the reputation and influence of sorcerers, fairies, and
-supernatural beings; whose power was often invoked to increase the
-personal attractions of their votaries. The wild efforts of Medea to
-secure the affections of her faithless Jason are sufficiently known. Love
-potions and philtres were a favourite resource of the ancients, never
-weary of consulting sorcerers and enchantresses concerning their aptitude
-to please. Virgil, Ovid, Tibullus, Propertius, all allude to the love
-charms which could be procured at the hands of different magicians. Ovid,
-who has so poetically described the delicate mysteries of the art of love,
-laughs, it is true, at these incentives.
-
-"Had magicians," says he, "the power of inflaming lovers' hearts, would
-Circe have allowed Ulysses to abandon her?"
-
-Horace accuses Canidia of killing children for the purpose of composing
-love-potions; ignorant, apparently, that animal substances were
-inadmissible in their composition. Vervain and rue, with a few other
-mystic plants, gathered by the light of the moon, formed their chief
-ingredients. According to some, a sovereign charm consists of _enula
-campana_, or St. John's wort, plucked on the eve of that Saint, before
-sunrise, ambergris, and other substances, of which the virtue would be
-forfeited unless superscribed with the word "Scheva."
-
-One of the most ingenious authors of antiquity, Apuleius, has given, in
-his work of the Golden Ass, a recipe for a love-charm composed of
-different fishes; the claws of crayfish, crabs, and oyster shells. He was
-accused of having tried its influence in obtaining the affections of his
-wife to induce her to make a will in his favour. This recipe is the only
-one of the kind not limited to the vegetable kingdom.
-
-Pudentilla, a rich dowager, who had been a widow for fifteen years, chose
-for her future husband, the young, handsome, and clever Apuleius, who,
-according to the account of the "Golden Ass," pleaded his cause as follows
-before the tribunal.
-
-"I am accused," said he, "of sorcery, because Pudentilla espoused me after
-fifteen years of widowhood. But would it not be better to inquire why she
-consented to remain a widow so long? In support of the accusation of
-magic, you say that I instructed fishermen to bring me fish for unlawful
-purposes. Ought I to have employed a lawyer, a blacksmith, or a
-bird-catcher? I am accused of collecting vermiculated oysters, striped
-cockle-shells, and sea crayfish. But when Aristotle, Democritus,
-Theophrastus, and other naturalists made collections of Natural History,
-did you infer that it was for the confection of love-charms? A child
-accidentally fell down, in my presence, on my return home, and I am
-accused of sorcery! For the future, then, I presume I shall be bound to
-hold in leading strings all the children that approach me; and to prevent
-all little girls from stumbling, I must pick up the stones in the street,
-and do away with the threshold of my door, lest any one make a false step
-in entering my house. Pudentilla, it seems, informed her neighbours that
-I was a magician. She might have seen fit to call me a Consul; but would
-that have elevated me to the consular dignity?"
-
-Having pleaded his own cause in this vein of pleasantry, the judges
-acquitted Apuleius, seeing clearly that so amiable and graceful a man
-needed no love-charm for the conquest of the old widow.
-
-In those times, sovereigns as well as subjects were in the habit of
-purchasing love-charms! According to Suetonius, Cesonia administered a
-potion to her husband, Caligula, which increased both his madness and his
-cruelty. The death of the poet Lucretius was caused by a similar potion
-administered by his mistress, Lucilia. Eusebius mentions a Governor of
-Egypt, who died from the same cause, and there are innumerable instances
-of these potent decoctions producing insanity, as well as fatal
-enfeeblement of body. Ovid furnishes the true recipe for love: "Ut ameris,
-amabilis esto!" "To be loved, be amiable!" But such a charm being out of
-the reach of many, it seems easier to purchase cosmetics at the perfumers,
-which are about as effective in the creation of the tender passion as the
-magic potions of darker ages.
-
-A pretension to youthful habits and appearance at an advanced period of
-life, is perhaps one of the most effectual methods of becoming distasteful
-and ridiculous.
-
-Still, however, a suitable attention to the care and variations of the
-toilet, proves a great enhancement to beauty in its civilized state; nor
-can there be a more vulgar error than the dictum of the poet, proclaiming:
-
- "Beauty unadorned, adorned the most."
-
-In the female bosom, the love of dress is an instinctive passion. Look at
-two children of the same age, a girl and a boy; the one will be seen to
-delight in feats of strength and agility; the other, as if in evidence of
-the desire of pleasing instinctive in the opposite sex, is sure to prefer
-a doll, a ribbon, or a pretty frock, in place of the drum or gun chosen by
-the boy. Both have intuitively adopted their different vocations. Both are
-ambitious to conquer by means suitable to their several sexes.
-
-What prodigies of art have been effected in France in consequence of the
-love of dress generated in the fair sex by a desire to please; from the
-period when the fair Gauls attired themselves in a sheep-skin fastened at
-the throat with a thorn; but were not the less coquettish for this
-enforced simplicity.
-
-At that period, their notions of coquetry consisted in having fanciful
-designs tattooed upon their persons; and instead of pearls and diamonds,
-by way of adornment, cockle-shells were suspended from their ears. Their
-sole cosmetic consisted in unguents, which we now abhor as characteristic
-of the Hottentots.
-
-Can the present inhabitants of Paris be really descended from these
-savages? At that time all the elegance and refinement of dress, arising
-from the desire to please, were concentrated in Rome; nor have modern
-times raised the fair Parisians to a similar state of refinement. Juvenal
-relates that it was thought indecent by the Roman ladies to spit or make
-use of a handkerchief in public; and at Athens, the fair sex never
-presumed to leave their chambers when suffering from a cold. What would
-they have thought of the disgusting habits of the Parisian belles, who
-contaminate their handkerchiefs by taking snuff, and yet ornament them
-with embroideries!--But the ladies of the antique world scrupulously
-avoided all that could provoke disgust--an essential preliminary in the
-art of pleasing.
-
-In the early age of the Republic, the most refined cleanliness
-distinguished the habits of the fair Romans. Under the Cæsars, and after
-the conquest of the East, a taste for luxury, perfumes, and futilities of
-all kinds was first indulged; while the sumptuous prodigality of the table
-surpassed all precedent. The science of cosmetics then attained
-perfection; and there appeared no limit to their coquetry.
-
-Pliny states that the Roman ladies, in order to make their skin white,
-made use of a juice expressed from the seeds of the wild grape;--while
-minium, white lead and chalk, filled up their wrinkles, and effaced
-unseemly spots.
-
-"Tabula," said Martial, "is afraid of the rain; and Sabilla of the sun;
-the one alarmed for the solution of her complexion, the other lest the
-heat should evaporate the roses of her cheeks."
-
-Ovid has transmitted to us a recipe for a paste to secure whiteness of
-skin, consisting of barley flour and lentils, eggs, hartshorn, narcissus
-bulbs, gum, and honey.
-
-Poppæa invented a paste, which was moulded like a mask upon the face, to
-be worn in the house. This mask was called at Rome the husband's face,
-because it was only taken off for the suitor. When Poppæa travelled, she
-was followed by a troop of donkeys, whose milk she used for her toilet;
-and in the baths of the Roman palaces, the most unlimited luxury
-prevailed. The ladies were served by numerous slaves, each having
-particular attributions. One superintended the hair; another the
-eye-brows; another the hands, which were dyed with pink; another, the
-face; while the rest were devoted to the care of the wardrobe and jewels.
-
-These customs, handed down both by historians and poets, had solely for
-their object the desire to please; among women, the most ungovernable of
-all desires, and exceeding even the love of command. To please, however,
-is a preliminary to authority.
-
-In modern times, the cosmetic art has become a branch of the sciences, and
-forms a considerable source of industry and revenue. The walls of our
-towns are covered with announcements of miraculous discoveries, pastes and
-capillary oils, odoriferous waters,--all and each being efficacious and
-infallible. Red hair may be transformed into beautiful black
-tresses;--baldness may be made to give place to flowing locks; and all
-these oils, pastes, and masks, which periodically change their name, are
-in fact the same villanous cosmetics which never yet restored elasticity
-to a withered skin, converted black to white, or bestowed curls upon a
-bald pate. Art is great, but Time far greater; nor are the ravages of
-years to be concealed. In divers of these preparations of lead, bismuth
-and tin, the sulphurated and phosphoric properties produce the most
-injurious effects. In others, the calcareous and aluminous substances
-obstruct the pores of the skin, and by hardening it, annihilate its
-elasticity. Minium, coral, and vegetable powders, are not less pernicious;
-their corroding action augmenting, instead of diminishing the ailments of
-the teeth and gums.
-
-These salutary observations were made long before our time; and it has
-been as often observed that for the preservation of the complexion,
-innocuous substances should be employed such as milk, honey, cucumber, or
-melon-juice, mallow-water, and above all, that best of cosmetics, fresh
-water, which is within the reach of all, and wants no alluring aid of
-Chinese engravings on gilded bottles to recommend its miraculous
-properties.
-
-The increased use of baths has fortunately rendered this cosmetic a matter
-of universal adoption; and nothing is more likely to confer softness of
-skin.
-
-Anne of Austria, the mother of Louis XIV., had so fine a skin, that no
-linen could be found sufficiently delicate for her use, which caused
-Cardinal Mazarin to observe that in another world, her eternal punishment
-would consist in sleeping in coarse sheets. All the cold cream in the
-world would not have effected a change in the susceptible epidermis of
-Anne of Austria; and we repeat that cosmetics are both useless and
-dangerous.
-
-Not even the consummate art of Jezebel availed to repair the irretrievable
-ravages of time. Young girls of redundant health have been known to
-swallow acids to counteract corpulency; after succeeding in which, they
-die prematurely of pulmonary affections. An equally fatal result of the
-desire to please is produced by over-lacing. Ladies desirous to conceal
-their obesity had far better rely upon a well-chosen dress than upon this
-injurious expedient. On the other hand, a tight shoe only exhibits more
-prominently a foot of large dimensions. Nothing is more erroneous than
-the proverb, "that people must suffer in order to look well." To be
-graceful, the movements of the body should be unrestrained.
-
-We have already pointed out the distinction between the art of pleasing,
-and the desire of pleasing. The desire is common to all, the art limited
-to a few; and they who charm most are those who please naturally and
-without effort.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII.
-
-THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.
-
-
-How was the world ever brought to believe that students, in rags,
-possessed the power of producing gold, when the misery of their personal
-condition was so apparent? How could individuals, in the enjoyment of
-competence, ever be tempted to own themselves in the pursuit of chimerical
-opulence? How could an enlightened century give birth to so monstrous a
-delusion?
-
-The alchemists, though not comprised among sorcerers, and requiring a
-separate notice, rivalled them in the pretence to magic; for their volumes
-abound in recipes for raising the dead, universal elixirs, the
-regeneration of old people, the transformation of the ugly into the
-beautiful, and even the creation of men and animals, without other aid
-than that of a few cinders and herbs!
-
-Such miracles, however, were insignificant compared with the science of
-producing gold; which, according to some was known to Job. The
-philosopher's stone is said, by certain legends, to have been the origin
-of his fortune; and his poverty to have been occasioned by its loss. These
-alchemists do not explain how he came to forfeit the scientific powers
-which had originally produced the stone; such details being beneath the
-notice of the grand science.
-
-The philosopher's stone was, on the contrary, a creation of the fourteenth
-century, and much accredited among the scientific men of that day. Raymond
-Lully, Nicholas Flamel, Arnaud de Villeneuve, Paracelsus, and several
-others, were initiated into the secret. Nicholas Flamel was a celebrated
-alchemist, and having acquired an immense fortune, it was attributed to
-the philosopher's stone, which of course stimulated the cupidity of the
-proselytes of alchemy. Eager was their pursuit of a study which was to
-endow them with boundless wealth; and these lunatics found coadjutors in
-persons of weak and credulous mind, while wiser men diverted themselves by
-sustaining their hopes, and affecting conviction of their success. Such
-was Van Helmont, who published his belief in the existence of the
-philosopher's stone, protesting that he had seen it, and tasted it; that
-with a grain, he had produced several marks of pure gold.
-
-The ardour with which conjectural sciences are adopted, proves a serious
-injury to positive science. Many learned men asserted the possibility of
-the transmutation of metals; among others, the famous Pica of Mirandola.
-Alchemists, however, were not unanimous concerning the principles of the
-art. Some placed its origin in Heaven, and looked upon the rays of the sun
-as its primitive source; the quintessence of which was called, in their
-gibberish, the powder of projection. Others maintained that its elements
-existed throughout every department of nature, constituting the active
-principle of the universe. Some ascribed the principle to the metals
-themselves. Mercury presented itself to them as the agent for producing
-silver, according to the properties we have already described with
-reference to miraculous showers. According to them, mercury had only to be
-condensed, its mobility fixed, and its different parts coagulated, to
-create silver. But by far the greater number indulged in still wider
-speculations. Most of those who attempted the pursuit were brought to want
-and wretchedness; and one of them observed, in his last moments, that he
-could not imagine a bitterer curse to bequeath than the love of alchemy!
-
-All, however, were not martyrs to the art. Many of its advocates
-perambulated the world, finding dupes in Princes, Kings and Emperors, who
-paid dearly for their imaginary discoveries. These mountebanks were the
-only real possessors of the philosopher's stone. After the treaty of
-Westphalia, in 1648, the Emperor Ferdinand was convinced that he had
-converted half a pound of mercury into gold by means of a philosophical
-tincture; and in commemoration of the event, had a medal struck, bearing
-the effigy of a youth with a face like a sun, shooting forth rays. On the
-reverse was inscribed, "Glory to God for deigning to impart to his humble
-creatures a portion of his infinite power."
-
-The mountebank to whom this transmutation was attributed, by name
-Richthausen, was created a Baron; and repeated his experiments before the
-Elector of Mayence and many other Sovereigns. His name was long celebrated
-in Germany; but his end is unknown. It is well known that Cardinal de
-Richelieu witnessed several experiments in pursuit of the philosopher's
-stone, generously rewarding the operator. This may have been an expedient
-of his Eminence in order to secure the services of these adroit
-individuals; who, admitted into the bosom of illustrious families, became
-a source of useful information. Voltaire relates that he saw one, Damusi,
-Marquis of Conventiglio, handsomely remunerated by certain rich noblemen,
-after producing, in their presence, two or three crowns of gold.
-
-No one has written more to the purpose on the subject of alchemists, than
-Fontenelle. "Nothing but the blindness induced by avidity," says he,
-"could induce the belief that a man, possessing the power of making gold,
-must receive gold from another, before he can exhibit his art. How can
-such a person stand in need of money? Nevertheless, these mountebanks, by
-their fanatical conduct, mysterious language, and exorbitant promises, far
-from rendering themselves objects of suspicion, acquire the utmost
-influence. Without deciding upon the impractibility of making gold,
-experience teaches us that the extreme difficulty of the operation must
-render it unavailable in practice, if not in theory. But supposing that by
-the means of a sulphur of gold, completely separated from other
-principles, the point were gained by applying it to silver, so as to
-produce a mass of gold of the same weight and volume, what would be the
-result beyond a curious experiment effected at an enormous cost?"
-
-In this appreciation of alchemy, Fontenelle expresses himself with the
-scrupulousness worthy the philosopher who said that he would not have
-opened his hand had it been full of truth. In this instance he opens it
-partially, admitting an experimental possibility which he knew did not
-exist.
-
-Not only Kings and Emperors, but even the populace, delighting in the
-marvellous, believed in the existence of the philosopher's stone; choosing
-to attribute several sudden accumulations of wealth to this mysterious
-source. Raymond Lullé had become rich by farming the duty imposed by
-Edward III. upon the exportation of wool from England to Flanders. Arnaud
-de Villeneuve, an eminent physician and chemist, effected cures by
-specifics only known to himself, which were highly requited. Nicholas
-Flamel enriched himself by seizing the ledgers of the Jews when expelled
-from France; their creditors preferring a settlement with him, to paying
-their liabilities into the exchequer; in return for which, he effaced
-their names from the registers.
-
-These mountebanks are now known to have made use of a hollow cane, the
-extremity being plugged with wax, by introducing which into the crucible,
-on pretext of stirring up the different matters, as the wax melted the
-gold fell out, and the miracle appeared to be accomplished.
-
-Others had their crucibles lined with a substance which yielded to the
-action of the fire, when the gold concealed behind it appeared. These
-clumsy tricks of legerdemain succeeded for several centuries; but
-credulity flits round error, as the moth is attracted by the flame of the
-taper, and is at length annihilated.
-
-In the beginning of the last century, a well-known Princess was the victim
-of an absurd fraud. Being famed for her humanity, a wounded soldier
-knocked at the door of her palace, and solicited hospitality. Having been
-nobly received, on recovering from his wounds, he desired to offer some
-acknowledgment of gratitude previous to his departure. This man pretended
-to be possessed of three reeds, which, being placed in a crucible,
-converted mercury into gold. These reeds he pretended to have discovered
-in a ruined Abbey in Wurzbourg; a fact which he disinterestedly
-communicated to the Princess; who, in return, loaded him with marks of
-munificence. When, however, her Highness proceeded to apprize the Bishop
-of Wurzbourg of the treasure concealed in his diocese, no such Abbey as
-the one described by the crafty soldier was found to be in existence. This
-kind of philosophers' stone is not a new invention, and there is little
-chance of the secret being lost.
-
-There are still many persons engaged in the decomposition and
-transmutation of metals;--viz: the coiners of base money. Even the Academy
-of Sciences of Paris has still one member devoted to the miracles of the
-crucible--Baron Cagnard de la Tour; who has made many wonderful
-experiments on the nature and reproduction of diamonds.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV.
-
-GIANTS AND DWARFS.
-
-
-"Have dwarfs and giants ever really existed?"
-
-"Only so long as no traveller penetrated the countries they were supposed
-to inhabit," would be the reasonable reply. For since the globe has been
-explored in all directions, and tourists are compelled to be more measured
-in their narratives, travellers' wonders are greatly diminished.
-
-A belief in the existence of nations of giants and dwarfs was, however,
-long entertained; one of the many errors bequeathed to us by antiquity,
-and adopted by modern credulity.
-
-The ancients had their Titans and Cyclops; of whom Polyphemus, the most
-towering, was three hundred feet high; while we moderns, more moderate,
-allow only ten feet to the Patagonian. From the period the Magellan
-regions became better known, their proportions were still further reduced;
-and we now allow only an average of seven feet. Credulity, distance, and
-the love of the marvellous, tend greatly to the exaggeration of such
-allotments.
-
-The Bible, like mythology, has its giants; but in most cases, they are
-exceptional; and it is undeniable that nature often digresses, and
-produces individuals differing in stature from the ordinary standard of
-mankind.
-
-Most people have heard of Bébé, the famous dwarf of the King of Poland,
-who came to Paris in the early part of the Consulate; and of Friand, the
-giant, whose height exceeded seven feet two inches. But these two were
-exceptions, not the types of a race. Excepting the Greenlanders,
-Laplanders, and Samoyedes, there is little variation of stature among the
-different populations of the globe, certainly not more than a tenth. As
-regards the inhabitants of the arctic regions, we must bear in mind that
-their stunted proportions are in harmony with the rigid, and unkindly
-nature of their climates; in proof of which may be cited the similarity of
-climate between Lapland and certain vallies of the frozen regions of
-Switzerland. A similar influence is manifest in the inhabitants of the two
-localities; the peasants of the Valais, afflicted with the goitre, having
-more analogy with the Laplanders than with the fine population of
-Switzerland.
-
-There are few phenomenal races, though many individuals; just as the
-monstrous fruits grown for horticultural prizes cannot be regarded as fair
-samples of a species. It would be as rational to cite, by way of example,
-the fabulous creations of Rabelais and Swift, the giant Gargantua, and the
-nation of Lilliputians.
-
-Polyphemus and his Cyclops are real, as they exist in the pages of Homer
-and Virgil; but ideal the moment Flasellus asserts that the remains of
-Polyphemus were found in Sicily, near Mount Eripana, of which he gives the
-following account.
-
-"The giant was seated with his left hand resting on the mast of a ship
-terminated like a club, and carrying fifteen hundred weight of lead. It
-crumbled into dust upon being touched, except part of his skull; which
-would have contained several bushels of corn. Three teeth of which the
-least weighed one hundred ounces, and a thigh bone, one hundred and twenty
-feet long, were still perfect." Between Homer, and Virgil, and Thomas
-Flasellus there is all the difference of ingenious fiction and the
-grossest imposture produceable in prose.
-
-In former days, the head of Adam was believed to have out-topped the
-atmosphere, and that he touched the Arctic Pole with one hand, and the
-Antarctic with the other; one of the hyperbolical exaggerations of the
-rabbinical Scriptures. After Adam, the rabbins rank Og, the King of Basan,
-to whom Holy Writ assigns thirteen or fourteen feet, while the rabbinical
-writings declare that the stature of Og was such that the waters of the
-deluge only came up to his knee. In the war against the Israelites, he
-hurled a mountain against the enemy; but as he held it above his head, God
-decreed that the ants should excavate it, so that it fell about his neck
-like a collar. Moses, who was six ells high, profiting by the
-circumstance, grasped a formidable axe, and making a spring of his own
-height, could only strike the giant on the instep. The King, however,
-fell, and encumbered by the mountain, was put to death.
-
-Polyphemus, and all other giants might have danced upon the palm of King
-Og; and the thigh of the Cyclops would scarcely have furnished him a
-toothpick. The Jewish rabbins affirm that the thigh bone of Og, the King
-of Basan, was about twelve leagues long. They do not, however, give the
-precise measure.
-
-Pomponius Mela, the most incredible of the authors of antiquity, states
-that certain of the Indian tribes were of such exceeding stature, that
-they mounted their elephants as we do our horses. Father Rhetel, a
-Capuchin friar, saw at Thessalonica the bones of a giant ninety-six feet
-long; the skull of which could contain twenty-four bushels of corn.
-Herodotus states that the shoe of Perseus measured three feet. The wise
-Plutarch, himself adopted the history of the giant Antæus, related by
-that illustrious liar Gabirius. According to some historians, King
-Tentradus was twenty-five feet high; Goliath was nine feet four inches;
-the Emperor Maximin was more than eight; and the Elector of Brandenbourg,
-Joachim, had at his Court a man named Michael, who was about eight feet
-high. The height of Goliath, Maximin and Michael were mere instances of
-the caprices of nature.
-
-The early legends of stupendous giants arose from the fact, that the
-fossil remains of antediluvial animals were originally ascribed to the
-human race; whereas, geologists have never found, either in calcareous or
-granitical formations, any bones of the human species which could have
-preceded the deluge.
-
-Having dismissed the giants, let us consider the dwarfs, concerning whom
-our conclusions are the same:--that they are exceptions to the general
-rule. Nay, the impossibility of establishing a race has been proved by a
-German Princess, who having married and settled several couples of dwarfs,
-failed in securing a diminutive progeny.
-
-The existence of pygmies is the sole question concerning the dwarfish
-species requiring attention; but though so long credited by the ancients,
-it is now looked upon as fabulous. Aristotle, the evangelist of science,
-affirms that pygmies were not fabulous; and placed them near the source of
-the Nile, in a country created purposely for them, in which the nature of
-every thing was proportionate. Some authors have pronounced the pygmies to
-have been twenty-eight inches high; but Juvenal only allows them a foot.
-These ideal dwarfs must have been about the size of the young American,
-popularly known under the name of General Tom Thumb.
-
-The pygmies are said to have been courageous and enterprising; dexterous
-with the bow, and, according to Pliny, hewed down with an axe the corn,
-which to them was in about the proportions of the oaks of Dodona.
-
-The most valorous exploit attempted by the pygmies was the siege of
-Hercules. Pliny relates, that one day the son of Alcmena having fallen
-asleep in the country of the pygmies, their King assembling his troops,
-led a division against his right arm, surrounded his left, then at the
-head of his troops charged the head, leaving the remainder of the army to
-capture the feet. On awaking, Hercules spread out his cloak, and made the
-whole army of pygmies prisoners. This is a pretty fable, and may have
-originated the Lilliputians of the Dean of St. Patrick's. But we have no
-hesitation in affirming, that though the words giants and pygmies may
-serve as terms of comparison, they have no prototypes among the nations of
-the earth.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV.
-
-ASTROLOGY.
-
-
-Among the most popular delusions of mankind, in earlier ages, were the
-deductions drawn from the stars, under the name of astrology; a science so
-long sustained by men of superior intellect, as to justify the credulity
-of the ignorant. Hippocrates consulted the moon before he administered
-medicine to his patients. Horace, Virgil, Richelieu, Mazarin, believed in
-judicial astrology. Some attributed the honour of this discovery to
-Abraham, others to Zoroaster; while the Greeks claim it for one of the
-seven Sages of Greeks, Chilo of Lacedemonia, who professed to have
-discovered in the heavens the germ and principle of our various
-temperaments.
-
-The Romans adopted these astrological superstitions; and since that
-period, both the study of the moon and stars, with the view to
-prognostication, has proved a profitable pursuit. Petronius and the poet
-Manilius assured their contemporaries that a child born under Aquarius,
-could not fail to prefer fountains and cascades. But they forgot that
-Aquarius was known long before the invention of fountains. Astrology was
-then in its infancy, but like a youth improved by his travels, it acquired
-strength and consistency among the Arabs.
-
-Long before the Arabs, however, the great Hermes had asserted: "As men
-have seven apertures in the head, and there exist seven planets, it must
-be inferred that every planet presides over one of these apertures in the
-human head." The following is the manner in which Hermes disposed of them.
-He made Jupiter and Saturn preside over the ears; Mars and Venus the
-nostrils; the Sun and Moon represented the eyes; and Mercury had the care
-of the mouth. New planets, however, have since been discovered; and in all
-conscience, the disciples of Hermes ought to have made proportionate holes
-in the head in support of his doctrines.
-
-Proceeding from the physical to the moral world, they established seven
-presidencies; Venus over love, Mercury over eloquence, Saturn over grief,
-the Sun over glory, and the Moon over domestic economy.
-
-After this ingenious arrangement, they assigned to every colour its
-peculiar star. Blue belonged to Jupiter, yellow to the Sun, green to
-Venus, red to Mars, probably from his sanguinary influence, white to the
-Moon, black to Saturn, while Mercury presided over the different shadings
-of all the colours. After the theory ensued the application, which was
-nearly as follows:
-
-"Place a child in the centre of a circle, upon the circumference of which
-the stars are disposed as at the moment of his conception, or birth. Their
-influences concentrate upon him, and confer on him a fixed and unalterable
-destiny. He will be virtuous or vicious, prosperous, or unfortunate in
-this world, according to the configuration of the planets."
-
-According to the moral character of the stars, the Sun is benevolent and
-auspicious; Saturn, dull, morose, and cold; the Moon moist and melancholy;
-Jupiter, temperate, and his influences kindly; Mars, dry and fervent;
-Venus prolific and affable; Mercury, inconstant and variable.
-
-Astrologers assigned twelve houses to the zodiac, appropriated to the
-different planets. The first was consecrated to life and the body; from
-whence emanates the white, black, and copper coloured races, giants,
-dwarfs, albinos, idiots, and men of genius. The second house is devoted to
-the interests of society in general; and in the third house, family
-affairs between relatives of different degrees, excepting testamentary
-dispositions, to which they devoted a fourth house. To pass from grave to
-gay, enter the fifth house, where all is mirth, pleasure, and infantine
-pastimes. Lackies and sempstresses occupy the sixth house, but they have
-but little repose if the wall between it and the next house be not
-tolerably thick; being inhabited by beautiful women, envy, hatred, and
-malice. The eighth house of the zodiac is the cemetery; the ninth, the
-head-quarters of voyages, missions, and processions; whilst the tenth is
-the resort of the highest society, the nobility and dignitaries of state.
-The eleventh house is destined for the prosperous, who pass their lives in
-the delights of wit and friendship. The twelfth differs from the
-preceding, being devoted to the groans of the wretched in their dungeons,
-and the haunt of treason and shame. In building these zodiacal houses, the
-representative form of certain Governments had not been anticipated, or a
-better balance of power might have been effected.
-
-Such were the chimeras of antiquity, as handed down to modern times.
-Plutarch relied so much on the efficacy of the stars, that he prevented
-the Lacedemonians from going into battle before the full moon; and Cæsar
-and Pompey frequently consulted the astrologers. The Emperor Augustus,
-born under the sign Capricorn, had a medal struck in honour of his natal
-star. Caracalla had the horoscope drawn of all those he employed; while
-his policy, favour, and misgivings were uniformly decided by the stars.
-When the horoscope of any influential person augured ill, Caracalla had
-him put to death;--a fine triumph for astrology!
-
-Phrenology has now usurped the throne of astrology; and were sovereigns or
-judges to form their judgments after the theory of Dr. Gall, they would
-save themselves a world of trouble.
-
-The reign of Catherine de Medicis was the triumph of astrology in France.
-Not a high-born dame but had her _Baron_, a name assigned to the family
-astrologer, who was as much a matter of course as, in other times, a
-family confessor.
-
-The astrological rage subsided during the reign of Louis XIV; but
-disappeared only under the Regency. Voltaire, writes in 1757, when he was
-sixty, that in his youth, the last adepts of astrology, Count
-Boulainvilliers and the Italian Calonna, foretold his end at thirty years
-of age. Voltaire remarks, "I have done them by thirty years!"--to which
-the sequel added upwards of twenty more.
-
-When the Europeans first penetrated the vast regions of Asia, astrology
-was found to be much in vogue in Persia and China. In the latter country,
-the Emperor, on his accession, has his horoscope drawn. The Japanese
-consult the stars previous to undertaking any enterprise. If they succeed,
-they thank their stars; if they fail, they resign themselves to their
-irresistible influence.
-
-Astrology had its hero, a Cato or Vatel, in the astrologer Cardan; who,
-having predicted his death to the day and the hour, and failed in his
-calculations, killed himself for the credit of science! A more judicious
-prediction was that of the astrologer to Louis XI.; his master, who having
-inquired of him the hour of his own death: "Two after that of your
-Majesty!" replied he; and the oracle became a safeguard over his days.
-
-Human pride often stimulates the influence of superstition. Napoleon once
-pointed out his star to Cardinal Fesch, who could not make it out. "It is
-lost upon you," said the Emperor, "but I see it plainly enough!" Napoleon
-affected reliance upon an influence which was known to be auspicious to
-his fortunes. Had the Cardinal, in return, pretended to similar
-distinction, he would probably have answered as Jean Jacques Rousseau did
-to a shopkeeper, who complained of his stars. "How, Sir, do such people as
-you pretend to have stars?" Were astrologers in general, like Cardan,
-content to exercise their art upon themselves, we should not oppose their
-proceedings. But their predictions have been known to produce a panic
-throughout an entire population. For instance, a German mathematician,
-named Stoffler, whose audacity was only equalled by the credulity of his
-proselytes, predicted, towards the end of the fifteenth century, another
-Deluge for the month of February, 1524. "How was it possible," he argued,
-"to escape from the calamity, when at that particular period Mars and
-Pisces, Saturn and Jupiter were to be in conjunction." Upon the eve of
-this awful event, in various countries of Europe, carpenters could
-scarcely be found in sufficient numbers to build the arks in preparation.
-
-Not a drop of rain, however, fell during the dreaded month of February,
-and Stoffler became an object of general ridicule. Far, however, from
-feeling himself defeated or acknowledging his error, he professed to have
-made a mistake in the date; and predicted the end of the world for 1588.
-
-These predictions, alarming only to women and children, have been
-frequently renewed by others. About the middle of the same century, the
-Jews were one day seen waiting at their windows, expecting the arrival of
-their Messiah; an Israelite, named Avenar, having announced his coming.
-Cardan predicted a long and glorious reign to Edward VI, King of England;
-who nevertheless died in his sixteenth year!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI.
-
-THE MOON AND LUNAR INFLUENCE.
-
-
-From the stars in general to the moon in particular, there is but a step;
-nor will we separate the midnight luminary from the company in which we
-usually find her. Lovers and poets have from time immemorial found solace
-in her beams; while the early philosophers pretended that she swallowed
-stones in the manner of the mountebanks, in order to cast them down upon
-us in the form of aërolites. This conclusion is as absurd as a thousand
-others, of which the moon has been the object. The ingenuousness of the
-old lady, who on hearing continually of new moons, inquired anxiously what
-became of the old ones, is scarcely more surprising than the complex mass
-of commentaries and hypotheses which regard the influence of the orb of
-night.
-
-In former centuries, it was the custom to attribute the decay of public
-monuments to the influence of the moon upon the surface of granite and
-stone. Naturalists, however, having watched the work of animalculæ among
-oysters, madrepores and corals, attributed this to the true cause. In the
-year 1666, a physician of Caen remarked upon a stone wall of southern
-aspect forming part of the Abbey of the Benedictines, a number of
-cavities, into the deep sinuosities of which the hand could be inserted.
-Instead of attributing this to the moon, he ascertained that they were
-worked by insects whom he found concealed in the cavities. Experiment
-opens the safest road to truth; while absurd theories transmitted from
-generation to generation, obstruct the steps of a temple already
-sufficiently difficult of ascent.
-
-Thomas Moult, the author of an almanack superior to the general run of
-those popular publications, devoted himself to conjectures on the
-variations of the weather as influenced by the moon; and consulted the
-observations previously made by the Abbé Toaldo, who had noted down the
-effect of eleven hundred and six moons upon the weather. He found that
-nine hundred and fifty were accompanied by changes of weather; while the
-other one hundred and fifty six, produced no effect. The proportion being
-as one to six, the chances are that a new moon will produce a change of
-weather; the influence being susceptible of increase from various
-circumstances, in the proportion of thirty-three to one, when the new moon
-is at its perigæum.
-
-Physicians formerly believed the phases of the moon to influence certain
-diseases. Hippocrates and Galen assigned them as the cause of periodical
-returns of epilepsy; while people of deranged intellect are vulgarly
-styled lunatics. Bertholon observed the paroxysms of a maniac during one
-year, and declared them to be aggravated by the full moon. It has been
-asserted that among maritime populations, a greater number of deaths
-occurred at the ebb than at the flow of the tide. At Brest, Rochefort and
-St. Malo, a register was kept for thirty months of the number of deaths,
-and the hours at which they took place; when the number was found to be
-less at the hours supposed most fatal. The doctrine of Aristotle, which
-had still many adherents, was overthrown by experience.
-
-Dr. Mead, an English physician, wrote a treatise on the influence of the
-moon upon the human constitution, which has also fallen into oblivion.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVII.
-
-APPARITIONS.
-
-
-The following anecdote is contained in one of the letters of Pliny, the
-younger, which we select from many which figure in the annals of antiquity
-as a type reproduced in various forms, with a change of scenery, by an
-infinite number of chroniclers.
-
-"There was at Athens a spacious and convenient house, which was abandoned
-because in the dead of night its inhabitants were invariably disturbed by
-a clash of iron, and rattling of chains, which appeared to approach
-gradually, and afterwards grow fainter and fainter. A spectre at length
-appeared, in the shape of an old man with a venerable beard, and his hair
-standing on end, with chains on his feet and hands, which he shook
-furiously; so that those who had courage to take shelter in the house
-passed fearful and sleepless nights. This privation of rest produced
-illness, which increasing by constant panic, death often ensued.
-
-"The philosopher Athenodorus having arrived at Athens, and heard the story
-of the deserted house, hired it, and took up his residence.
-
-"When evening set in, he had his bed put up in the front apartment; and
-his tablets, lights, and writing implements placed on the table; after
-which, his attendants retired to the rear of the house. Lest his
-imagination should conjure up phantoms, he concentrated his whole
-attention in writing.
-
-"At the beginning of the night, a deep silence prevailed. But at a later
-hour, he heard the ring of chains, but continued to write on disbelieving
-the evidence of his ears.
-
-"The noise becoming louder, seemed to approach his chamber door; and on
-looking up, he beheld the spectre we have described; which seemed to
-beckon him with its finger. Athenodorus made sign to his visitor to wait,
-and continued his writing. The spectre shook its chains anew in the ears
-of the philosopher; who, perceiving it to be still beckoning, rose, took
-up the light, and followed it. The phantom walked as if sinking under the
-weight of its chains; and on reaching the court-yard vanished, leaving
-Athenodorus picking up herbs and leaves to mark the place of its
-disappearance.
-
-"On the following day, he sought the magistrates of the city, and begged
-to have the scene of the adventure examined. On due investigation, a
-human skeleton, entangled in chains, was found interred on the ominous
-spot. The bones were carefully collected, and publicly buried; and after
-receiving the sacred rites of the dead, the spectre never again troubled
-the repose of the house."
-
-Pliny does not relate this story as deserving of credence; but offered it
-to his contemporaries as an ingenious lesson upon the influence of the
-imagination, serving to inculcate the respect due from the living towards
-the dead. Honours have been offered to the mortal remains of illustrious
-men in all times and countries; and a reverence towards the grave may be
-accepted as an indication of civilization.
-
-Plato affirmed that he saw the souls of the departed flitting about like
-shadows; a prejudice we forgive the more readily in the man who first
-revealed the existence of the soul, of which, in the name of Socrates, he
-consecrated the immortality.
-
-Pausanias relates that whole armies reappeared after death with their arms
-and baggage.
-
-"Four hundred years after the battle of Marathon," says he, "the neighing
-of horses and cries of soldiers were heard upon the scene of action."
-
-The object of Pausanias was to hold up to the Athenians the example of
-their illustrious ancestors by immortalizing the heroic combatants of that
-memorable battle. But he no more heard the neighing of horses on the spot,
-than Napoleon beheld forty centuries surveying his army from the apex of
-the Pyramids, as figurately described in his sublime address to his
-troops.
-
-Unmindful of the moral sense of things, and prone to judge the recitals of
-antiquity according to the standard of our own ideas, regardless of the
-changes of time, in our efforts to rectify the errors of our predecessors,
-we fall into new ones. Due allowance ought to be made for time and place
-in perusing such recitals as the following:
-
-"St. Spiridion, Bishop of Trimitonte, in Egypt, had a daughter, named
-Irene, who died a virgin. After her decease, an individual presented
-himself and claimed a deposit which had been in her custody, unknown to
-her father, which was vainly sought for by St. Spiridion. Proceeding,
-however, to his daughter's tomb, he called aloud her name, and demanded
-what she had done with the object confided to her? 'You will find it
-buried in such a spot!' replied a voice from the tomb; and proceeding to
-the place pointed out, the treasure was found."
-
-St. Martin of Tours, disgusted by the reverence paid in his neighbourhood
-to a pretended Saint, proceeded to his tomb, and enjoined him to arise.
-The dead man issued from his grave, confessed that he was a robber justly
-punished for his crimes, and condemned to eternal punishment.
-
-To appreciate these two miracles, we must revert to the times of those two
-saints, that is, to the reign of superstition; in which the priesthood
-officiated with magisterial power, keeping in check, by their moral
-influence, the licentiousness of manners, and the perpetration of crime.
-Of these Bishops, the one saw fit to defend the reputation of his
-daughter, and inculcate the sacred nature of a trust; while the other
-chose to exhibit the untenability of an assumed reputation. In both
-instances, this was probably accomplished by means to which the
-priesthoods of all countries have not disdained to resort; finding them
-far more effectual with an unenlightened populace than abstract argument.
-
-A somewhat similar instance is related by Martinus Polonius, Platinus, and
-Pierre Damien, of Pope Benedict IX. This Pontiff, they assure us, not only
-rose again from the grave; but in the form of a wild beast, having the
-head of an ass, the body of a bear, and the tail of a cat. As he wandered
-in the forest, a holy hermit met and conversed with him.
-
-The truth is that the three authors of this story were Guelphs, and chose
-to convert the Ghibeline Pontiff into a monster, by a pretended
-apparition. So is it ever with party-writers, who do not disdain to have
-recourse to the most absurd and disgraceful means in order to discredit
-their opponents.
-
-As regards the vulgar family of ghosts, there can be little doubt that
-such persons as really believe themselves to have been exposed to spectral
-visitation, were affected either by some optical delusion, similar to that
-of the "Fata Morgana" on the coast of Sicily, or the "mirage" of the
-desart; in most cases, produced by the fatigue of over-study, and
-infirmity of digestion. Such effects are, also, easily produced by the
-interposition of malicious or jocose persons, in the way of
-phantasmagoria.
-
-A celebrated instance of this kind is on record. The wife of the Provost
-of Orleans dying in that city, limited by her will to the sum of six
-golden crowns the expenses of her funeral; which was to take place at the
-Convent of the Cordeliers. Her heirs conformed strictly to her
-injunctions; thereby greatly incensing the friars, who determined to be
-revenged.
-
-The Superior of the Convent caused a young monk to be secreted in the
-vaults, and instructed him to cry aloud, and utter strange shrieks during
-the performance of matins, and if invoked, to give no other answer than by
-knocking thrice. The youth faithfully executed his charge; and, at the
-moment agreed upon, made a hideous noise; so that the affrighted monks
-suspended the sacred office. The officiating priest adjured the disturbed
-spirit to tell them what was the matter; when three solemn knocks formed
-the only answer, which was repeated three days consecutively.
-
-The phenomenon was soon bruited abroad by the monks; and on the days of
-holy office, the noise was louder than usual; till the faithful deserted
-the church in consternation. At length, they had recourse to exorcism; and
-when the exorciser conjured the phantom, demanding to know whose was the
-soul in torment, and naming in succession the various persons buried in
-the church, no answer was returned till they came to the name of the
-offending lady, when three loud knocks were distinctly audible. The spirit
-was next interrogated whether she were not condemned to eternal punishment
-for having secretly embraced the doctrines of Luther; and three, knocks
-instantly confirmed the charge. She was next asked whether it would not
-assuage her torments if her body were carried out of the Catholic Church
-to be more appropriately interred; and three knocks again replied in the
-affirmative. The Chapter being convoked, decided upon giving up the lady
-to her husband, as being convicted of Lutheranism. But the Provost,
-instead of giving credence to the opposition, submitted the case to the
-tribunals of Paris, obtaining a special commission from the Chancellor
-Duprat for the purpose. The result was the confession of the secreted
-friar; whereupon the Superior of the Cordeliers and his confederate were
-condemned to fine and imprisonment.
-
-Such delusions have been frequent from the time the Preaching Friars of
-Bordeaux took occasion to relieve souls of purgatory in proportion to the
-offerings placed before them, to that of the Convulsionaries, who, at the
-commencement of the last century, exhibited their freaks on the site of
-the cemetery of St. Médard.
-
-The most diverting piece of imposition is that related by Erasmus of a
-priest, who, finding the fervour of his flock relax to the evident
-diminution of his revenues, let loose one night in his burying-ground a
-quantity of cray-fish, each having a lighted taper attached to it. The
-parishioners instantly repaired to their pastor, who affirmed that these
-wandering lights were souls from purgatory in search of masses; a
-considerably supply of which was ordered on the spot. Owing, however, to
-the carelessness of the priest, a cray-fish, with a piece of taper
-adhering to it, was picked up the following day in the church-yard.
-
-Let those who are disposed to yield credit to ghost stories, visit but
-once a good exhibition of Ombres Chinoises, or Fantasmagoria, or the
-display of some able ventriloquist; and they will perceive that a good
-ghost story is as easy of manufacture as a hat or a pair of gloves.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVIII.
-
-NOBILITY AND TRADE.
-
-
-The subject before us is too closely connected with the prejudices of
-mankind not to call for consideration. The question is delicate, but we
-hazard the argument, though at the risk of giving offence.
-
-The honours conceded to men of pre-eminent merit, who have rendered
-service to their country, or to humanity in general, excite no
-dissatisfaction;--the reaction begins with the second generation.
-Hereditary nobility is a time-honoured prejudice. The founder of an
-illustrious race is entitled to the respect of his contemporaries; but his
-descendants become esteemed in proportion to the value attached to their
-name. Unless they have conferred on it additional lustre, the inherited
-rank exacts little consideration.
-
-Conquest was the origin of the most ancient nobility, as well as the
-foundation of royalty. In France, from Clovis to Philip le Bel, there
-were no other races of nobility; but after the reign of the latter, the
-Kings of France exercised the right of ennoblement. From a right, nobility
-in France became a concession. It is clear, therefore, that the power of
-ennoblement, from the time of Philip le Bel, extinguished the illusions
-concerning nobility which had previously prevailed. The facile formation
-of nobility, the metamorphosis of the serf of yesterday into the baron of
-the morrow, undeceived the multitude as to the right divine they had
-hitherto attributed to the nobles; and deteriorated the consequence of the
-order. From that epoch, illustrious names started forth from the middle
-classes to figure at the Courts of Sovereigns; and in each succeeding
-reign, we find names issuing from obscurity to cast a halo over the pages
-of history. Many such still figure there; and some have added fresh lustre
-to the names bequeathed them by their ancestors.
-
-A King of France one day ennobled all the burghers of Paris; who refused
-the honour, conscious that, all being noble, nobility must cease to exist.
-
-The homage we pay to a great historical name is a justifiable feeling.
-Among the ancient privileges of such nobility, one of the finest was that
-of defending the country against foreign invasion. Previous to the use of
-artillery, our armies were chiefly composed of cavalry. The infantry
-became important under Francis I. at the battle of Marignan; after which,
-this privilege became of less account. Till then, the defence of the
-country was entrusted to its nobility.
-
-At the first declaration of war, the King convoked the chief vassals of
-the crown; who, in their turn, assembled their Barons and Counts,
-according to the order of the feudal system,--their vassals, and their
-vassals' vassals; all marching under the banners of their chiefs. Many
-were reduced to ruin by such expeditions. Montesquieu asserts that fear is
-the soul of a despotic government, honour of a monarchical, and virtue of
-a republican. Were he now alive, he would perhaps assign money as the
-pivot of the representative system. How do things proceed in a citizen
-kingdom? Precisely as in feudal times! Upon the first decision of a loan,
-Government convenes the whole financial vassalage, confers with the Barons
-and Counts of the Stock Exchange, with the puissant lords of speculations,
-and humbler knights of stock jobbing. Armed cap-à-pie with the
-irresistible credit of the great vassals, after a series of combats of
-which the stock-jobbers are the heralds and trumpeters, they defeat the
-unfortunate Gauls of the Exchange; while the triumphant Franks risk
-nothing in the expedition. There is little exaggeration in this
-comparison. It often happens that a mere substitution, and not the
-overthrow of a system, takes place.
-
-Feudalism still exists, not only in the financial world, but among
-individuals engaged in the same profession. Now that the law of
-constitutional governments has proclaimed the principle of equality, the
-thirst for distinction and supremacy has become more prevalent than ever.
-
-In military and civil communities, a hierarchy is indispensable to exact
-respect from the lower towards the higher grades; without which, all
-discipline would be impossible. But among men equally free, engaged in the
-same calling, and eating the same bread, we can imagine nothing more
-absurd than the assumed superiority of the fortunate over the
-unprosperous. The insolence of the tradesman in a great way of business
-towards the tradesman commencing his career far exceeds the insolence of
-the patrician towards the plebeian; and the field officer of a regiment is
-often seen to treat his subalterns as though they were footmen.
-
-That artists and men of letters should mutually treat each other according
-to the reputation they may have acquired, is not surprising; seeing that,
-in spite of the mercantile nature of modern literary productions, and the
-dramatic and literary societies formed for the protection of their
-material interests, men of letters, poets, painters, architects,
-sculptors, musicians, and even actors, assume in the eyes of the public
-precisely the place assigned to each by public favour and success;
-standing on the ground of their individual, and not upon their corporate,
-merit.
-
-Nevertheless, in all academies of art, science, and literature, the
-principle of equality prevails. The only persons they regard as inferior,
-are those who on their deaths will probably succeed to their places.
-
-Though we have alluded with sneering levity to the Counts and Barons of
-Finance, we have no intention of speaking lightly on the subject. Nothing
-can be more serious than the substitution of financial supremacy for those
-more gloriously earned honours, the extinction of which would strike a
-death-blow at civilisation.
-
-There are several banks in Europe exceeding in wealth and power the
-richest citizens of Rome after the conquest of Asia. Independent of steam,
-of gigantic undertakings, manufacturing or commercial, there is another
-predominating power of the utmost importance; the enormous accumulation of
-capital in the hands of a few, not to be lavished like that of the Romans
-in patronage of the arts, or acts of beneficence; but doled out in
-speculative fractions, often fatal to the interests of honest industry,
-and rarely conducing to the interests of the country.
-
-In feudal times, the extortions of the Barons were undeniable; and
-compulsory labour was a humiliating hardship. But upon their return from
-the wars, when exacting from their serfs compensation for their shattered
-armour, it was at least for the defence of the soil, as well as to face
-the enemy again, if necessary, that these benevolences were required. In
-countries where the feudal system is yet in force, such as Russia, the
-moral existence of the serfs is inferior to that of our manufacturing
-workmen; while as regards subsistence, the condition of the serfs is much
-less precarious. Like our peasants of old, they enjoy their family ties,
-breathe the fresh air, and tread upon their native soil; tilling the land
-for the benefit of their Lord, instead of receiving a grudging
-remuneration for their labour.
-
-Having frequently inquired of heads of manufactories, the wages of their
-workmen; we have received such evasive answers, as to be reduced to our
-own conjectures on the subject.
-
-Suppose that in a manufactory, one hundred pair of hands be daily
-employed, and that the profits be £2000 per annum, it is clear that every
-individual produces £20. A mutual convention exists; the master having the
-power of dismissing the workman, and the latter of quitting the master;
-the former being liable to the disasters of fire or bankruptcy, from which
-the workman is exempt. The manufacturer having embarked his capital, has
-an unquestionable right to high profits. But all this, is nevertheless
-serfdom under another form; and we behold with pity these industrious
-beings, breathing the burning and mephitic air prevailing in the
-factories. The serf when sick, is cared for by his Lord; but the factory
-man is dismissed without ceremony. For in the manufacturing districts, man
-counts but as a machine, which if worn out, is replaced by another.
-
-We can scarcely be surprised, therefore, if the financial and
-manufacturing aristocracy,--the strongbox nobility,--assume at the present
-day the consequence of the chivalrous nobility of the olden time. It is
-but fair, however, to admit that there are generous-minded manufacturers;
-just as there were good-hearted Barons among the feudal tyrants.
-
-Much might be added on this subject; but a further disquisition would only
-prolong into a political discussion, what we have only pretended to treat
-on the score of vulgar prejudice.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIX.
-
-MERIT AND POPULARITY.
-
-
-What is popularity? By what indications is it known? Who ratifies its
-titles? And do those titles, conferred by favoritism, error, influence,
-prejudice, interest, or flattery, possess more value or more durability
-than the scattered leaves on which the Sybil inscribed her oracles? Is
-merit a positive thing or a relative--a matter of conversation, or of
-proof?
-
-What, we say again, is popularity? How is it acquired? How forfeited? Is
-it the result of merit, or a capricious out-burst of opinion impersonating
-itself so as to enjoy its own homage under the traits of a living statue?
-
-To these questions, it is difficult to give a definitive and conclusive
-reply. Popularity is often the privilege and shield of a fool or rascal;
-while genuine merit of a real and indisputable quality seldom secures it
-unless from some accidental cause. Those who aspire to popularity care
-more for the amount of suffrages, than for their specific worth. They
-delight in being the object of popular excitement; and hearing their name
-re-echoed, assign their personal qualities as the cause of these
-capricious demonstrations. True merit heeds not such fulsome
-acclamations;--too well aware that the man who becomes the tool of
-popularity, ends in being an object of contempt.
-
-There are numerous ways of achieving popularity. But we must not forget to
-distinguish the difference between the popularity of men, and the
-popularity of their productions. Both are variable; being subject to the
-influence of events, the vacillations of parties, and of human
-inconstancy. Popularity is, however, less fickle as regards the
-masterpieces of the mind of man, than as regards individuals whom it
-frequently raises to the sky, the better to fling them down into the dust.
-A man may sometimes be popular in spite of himself; dragged from his
-seclusion, elevated above his natural position only to sink for want of
-appropriate support.
-
-How many examples are to be found in our history, of such ephemeral
-popularity; the idol of to-day being proscribed on the morrow of his
-ovation! On such occasions, the public resembles a mind obeying by turns
-two directly opposite impulsions. In such perplexities, the scales are
-rarely held with a steady hand; and when they discover a man to be
-deficient in the merit they have gratuitously attributed to him, they
-avenge themselves by unnecessarily depreciating that which they have
-capriciously overrated. The man who delights in popularity is as much
-subjugated as the veriest slave in Rome. He must obey those whom he
-desires to command; must adopt measures he wishes to repress; and if for a
-moment he venture to pause for the admeasurement of the abyss he is
-approaching, is taxed with cowardice and treachery!
-
-How great was the popularity of the brothers Lameth, when Mirabeau made
-the terrible allusion: "And I too could command a triumph. But from the
-Capitol to the Tarpeian rock, there is but a step!" How great was the
-popularity of that very colossus of eloquence, Mirabeau himself; who died
-in the nick of time that he might not survive the public favour which was
-rapidly declining.
-
-What King was ever so popular as Louis XVI.? Yet his popularity had passed
-away long before he ascended that throne of revolutions, the scaffold. The
-popularity of Henri IV. lasted during his life, and was renewed by his
-tragic end; but lay torpid for a century after his death, to be revived by
-the genius of Voltaire. Under Louis XIII. and Louis XIV., the name of
-Henri IV. was never mentioned; and had not the poem of the Henriade
-refreshed the memory of the only King of whom the people are said to keep
-holy the recollection; Henri IV., like Louis XII., and other excellent
-Kings of France, would have been forgotten.
-
-After repopularizing Henri IV., Voltaire became in his turn the most
-popular man in France, especially in the regions of the social and
-intellectual world. Voltaire was the prince of flatterers. He flattered,
-at the same time, kings and the people, but reproved as skilfully, so that
-he delighted kings by their personal praise, and the people by general
-reproaches against kings.
-
-Voltaire enjoyed immense popularity during his life, and high honours
-after death; but in the sequel, he reaped the bitter fruits of the tree of
-evil he had planted. All but forgotten during the Revolution, quite so
-during the Empire, Voltaire only renewed his popularity at the
-Restoration. The official censure issued against the reprinting of his
-works, served for a time to restore him to importance.
-
-Voltaire so completely absorbed the attention of his time, that not one of
-the great geniuses moving in the same sphere, arrived at any thing
-approaching his popularity. Montesquieu would not compete with him; and
-even Jean Jacques Rousseau, in spite of the superiority of his style,
-barely acquired popularity.
-
-In general, popularity attaches rather to political than literary
-eminence; inclining towards trivialities, such as songs and epigrams,
-rather than to works of merit. A particular style of dress, or a cap of a
-particular colour is often necessary to secure popular favour. Yet
-popularity among the vulgar is not to be despised, being often the guerdon
-of works of genuine merit; more particularly as regards the Fine Arts.
-Barrel organs grinding the beautiful airs of our great composers in the
-streets, stamp them with a certificate of popularity; while, as regards
-pictures, their popularity is often insured by the intervention of some
-unskilful engraver.
-
-Popularity sometimes attaches itself to tyrants; and Caligula and Nero
-were more popular in Rome than Germanicus. What mattered the slaughter of
-senators and patricians, or the confiscation of their property, so long as
-the proceeds afforded food and sports to the people? The populace delight
-especially in the downfall of royal favourites; and the overthrow of the
-statue of Sejanus, once the idol of Rome, was hailed with shouts of
-exultation. We cannot be surprised, however, that the Emperors of Rome
-were popular; since Louis XI. of France, and Henry VIII. of England were
-popular because they humbled the great, and summoned into their council
-men of the lowest origin.
-
-Cardinal Richelieu completed the work of Louis XI. and destroyed the last
-vestiges of feudalism. But in this case, the same course produced a
-contrary effect. Richilieu was not popular. So true is it that popularity
-knows neither law nor precedent. Louis XIV., though not individually
-popular, was honoured for his conquests, so long as he remained
-victorious. Louis XV. was popular only twice in his long life; once, when
-a false report of his death had prevailed; and once, when he alighted from
-his carriage in Paris to kneel before the Holy Sacrament. Popularity
-possesses a somewhat loose morality; at times adopting the mistresses of
-Kings; such as Gabrielle d'Estrées, Agnes Sorel, and even the infamous
-Pompadour and du Barry.
-
-Of the great men who adorned the reign of Louis XIV., few were popular
-during their life-time, with the exception of Molière and Corneille.
-Molière, because the power of his genius placed itself between the monarch
-and his people, castigating the vices of all classes with equal ridicule;
-Corneille, because he excited the heroism of the kingdom by exalting the
-Romans. His popularity was, however, less the result of his genius, than
-of the envious persecutions of Cardinal Richelieu.
-
-Racine, Boileau, La Fontaine, acquired only posthumous fame, purely
-literary, and likely to last for ever. Men of science are seldom popular;
-their devotion to science, and the purity of their calling confining their
-renown within certain limits. Those who benefit by the results of their
-labours, think of them as lightly as those who enjoy the warmth of the
-sun, without bestowing a thought upon its source. Few who use the barrow
-and the truck are aware that for these useful inventions they are indebted
-to Pascal; and what more popular than certain proverbs and quotations
-forming part of every conversation, of which few of us are able to name
-the author.
-
-The Revolution of 1789 was popular, and men of the highest merit shared in
-its popularity by their adherence. Mathieu de Montmorency was popular when
-the representative of the first Christian Barony sacrificed his titles to
-the love of equality. The Bishop of Autun was popular when he presented to
-the Constituent Assembly a proposition for applying the revenues of the
-church to make good the deficit in the public revenue. The Abbé Sièyes was
-popular when he pointed out the rights of man, omitting to speak of his
-duties; and no popularity ever exceeded that of Bailly, till the fatal day
-of his death upon the scaffold. The taking of the Bastille cannot be
-considered a popular act, if the quality and number of the instigators be
-taken into account. But the remembrance of the act became popular; and it
-was consecrated the following year by the first federation solemnized in
-the Champ de Mars.
-
-Never were there two more striking examples of the changes of public
-opinion, than Rienzi at Rome, and Marat at Paris. The same populace which
-dragged the remains of the former through the mud, afterwards assisted to
-place his relics in the Pantheon dedicated to the illustrious men of the
-country.
-
-In like manner, Cromwell, whose memory was for more than a century
-infamous in England, is about to obtain a statue in the National Senate.
-
-Robespierre forfeited his popularity the moment he attempted to check the
-effusion of blood of the victims; when the good cause of 1789 had become
-sanguinary and frantic. Danton was more popular than Barrère. The
-Girondins were popular with the people; the Mountagre faction with the
-populace. It is remarkable, that in those times, every new administration
-of Government was hailed by the acclamations of the people: who were just
-as sure to rejoice at its downfall. So has it been in every great crisis
-in France. In public exigencies, promises are made, incapable of
-realization; every successive Government having shrunk from innovation and
-reform, when it came to the moment of fulfilment. After the first
-Revolution, popularity attended their military successes; but deserted the
-vacillating policy of the Directory, and followed the banner of conquest
-to Italy, under which the genius of Napoleon first shone forth; saluting
-its victorious General on his return to Paris, accompanying him into
-Egypt; and on his second return, raising him to sovereign power.
-
-From the 18th Brumaire, till the year 1812, popularity adhered constantly
-to a single victorious standard. At the murder of the Duke D'Enghien,
-popular enthusiasm underwent a certain degree of modification, and
-partially adopted the Empress Josephine as the palladium of the imperial
-fortunes; to which vulgar credulity and subsequent events seemed to lend
-authenticity. The popularity of the Emperor declined after his divorce.
-
-In our examination of the influence of events upon the French people, we
-have only twice found them manifest, at the same moment, exultation and
-sorrow. Their indignation at the Emperor's cruel usage of Josephine,
-vanished before the cradle of the King of Rome, and France was unanimous
-in its gratulations on the birth of the imperial infant. The other event
-is of later date. The day after the assassination of the Duke de Berry,
-the gloom was universal. Some were horror-struck at the murder, some
-deeply attached to the Prince and his family; while many were astonished
-to find a mortal man where they had hitherto only discerned a Prince.
-Nevertheless, the partizans of the imperial cause regarded the event as
-the removal of an obstacle.
-
-Popularity escorted Charles X. from St. Cloud to Paris upon proceeding
-there to take possession of his throne, and restore the liberty of the
-press, which was destined some day to reverse it. It also attached itself
-to the gates of the Palais Royal as the residence of the Orleans family;
-but merely to mark a growing aversion to the Tuileries; a negative triumph
-like that of an opposition united only by a common enmity to the powers
-that be.
-
-In England, a similar transition was visible when the once popular Prince
-of Wales, adopted by the people in opposition to the Court of the reigning
-sovereign, became, as Prince Regent, an object of public dislike!
-
-Among the heroes and victims of popularity may be numbered La Fayette. For
-half a century did he wrestle with the fluctuations of public favour. When
-at the head of the Urban Guard, which subsequently assumed the name of the
-National Guard, La Fayette was at the zenith of his glory. The colour of
-his very horse became popular; and every one adopted his method of
-dressing his hair. Popularity becoming negligent of her idol, the scowls
-of the Court served to revive it; but falling into disgrace with the
-Legislative Assembly, it was again at fault. Thus ended the first act of
-the drama of La Fayette's popularity.
-
-Madame de Staël pronounced him to be an obstacle to his adversaries,
-rather than an aid to his friends. The public soon lost sight of the man
-so long the toy of its caprices. Shut up in the prison of Olmütz, he owed
-his deliverance to the Conqueror of Italy, and returned to France
-unnoticed; he afterwards offended the First Consul by presuming to offer
-lessons to him upon the art of Government, and till the Restoration lived
-in complete seclusion.
-
-A trip to the United States, in securing whose Independence he had
-distinguished himself in early life, served to stir up the smouldering
-embers of his popularity, which he left no means unattempted to increase;
-and at the Revolution of July, popularity assigned to La Fayette the
-honours of a new triumph; restoring to him the command of the National
-Guard.
-
-The rapidity with which his name fell into oblivion on his decease, proves
-that these apparitions of departed popularity--these reflections of an
-earlier favour--are rarely permanent; and that to attain the honours of
-history, a more solid merit is required than that which secures the
-ephemeral sunshine of Popularity.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXX.
-
-COMETS.
-
-
-Comets played a leading part among the omens of the olden time; and the
-appearance of one in the heavens was the signal for popular panic. The
-unlooked for appearance of a comet became a godsend to the astrologers.
-
-The credit of omens, however, was on the decline from the time when Cato
-declared that it was impossible for two augurs to meet without a smile;
-and for the Romans, the discredit of presages and omens was an important
-matter, nature and all her works furnishing them with indications from
-which auguries might be elicited. The omens of which they stood most in
-awe were invariably connected with the left side. Thunder audible from the
-left, or even the croaking of a frog to the left, filled them with such
-consternation, that they instantly propitiated the Gods by an offering.
-The sudden appearance of a mouse, determined Fabius Maximus to abdicate
-the dictatorship; and the Consul Flaminius renounced a command of cavalry
-in consequence of the same sinister omen. Great events certainly proceeded
-in those centuries from the smallest causes. But in all this, the
-self-love and vanity of the human race were chiefly apparent, the ancients
-being convinced that even in the most insignificant details of their
-lives, the Gods were actively interested.
-
-Hannibal rose superior to this weakness. Having advised Prusias to give
-battle to the Romans, it is related that the King of Bithynia declined,
-alleging that the entrails of the victims suggested a contrary conclusion.
-
-"You prefer then," said the Carthaginian hero, "the advice of a sheep's
-liver to that of the head of a veteran General?--I pity you!"
-
-Ancient history affords only too many instances of similar superstition;
-from the sacred fowls which were consulted only in imminent dangers, to
-the deformed children flung into the Tiber, lest they should bring down
-evil on the republic. The practice of the ancient Germans, by the way, of
-plunging new-born infants into the Danube to render them robust, is more
-easily explained; since being necessarily fatal to weakly children, the
-qualities of the healthy ones who survived were readily attributable to
-the immersion.
-
-The absurd prejudices connected with the appearance of comets, are about
-equally deserving of attention. Madame de Sévigné writes upon this
-subject in her usual lively style.
-
-"We are visited by a comet," says she, in one of her letters to her
-daughter, "which is the finest of its kind, and possesses one of the most
-splendid tails ever beheld in the heavens. All our great personages are
-terrified; conceiving that Providence, having nothing better to do than
-watch over their paltry comings and goings, has decreed their downfall,
-and sent an intimation of it to the world by means of this comet."
-Cardinal Mazarin was just then given over by his physicians, and those
-about him saw fit to flatter his vanity by pretending that the Almighty
-had signalized his last moments by a prodigy. Having mentioned to him that
-a terrible comet was announcing the great event which struck panic into
-the world, he had strength of mind to jest upon their vile adulation,
-assuring them that the comet "did him a great deal too much honour." It
-would be well, were all men to judge as wisely; for human pride must be
-blind indeed, to suppose that the stars have no other duty in their
-spheres than to regulate the affairs of mortals.
-
-A celebrated Spanish author has written concerning comets with even less
-reverence than Madame de Sévigné.
-
-"Comets," said he, "are the very braggarts of the sky. They have been
-aptly used as engines for the intimidation of Sovereigns, who have less
-to fear upon the face of the earth than other men. Still, it is scarcely
-necessary that the celestial bodies should derange themselves to appal
-them, so long as they have the ambition of neighbouring Princes, the
-insubordination of their subjects, and the numerous plagues of government
-to hold them in subjection."
-
-The same writer attacks the influence of comets in terms less reverential
-than those of the learned dissertations of Bayle; for he pretends that the
-earth is too small a planet to attract so vast a meteor. As regards their
-influence in the necrology of Kings, he proves that the average life of
-royal personages equals the average life of peasants; without requiring
-the aid of a comet to announce their natural dissolution.
-
-Various interpretations have been affixed at different times to the
-appearance of comets. Thus, the one that appeared at Rome, shortly after
-the death of Julius Cæsar, was regarded as a glorification of the deceased
-Emperor; and in 1811, on the appearance of the comet which has given its
-name to the year, as, "l'année de la comète,"--(the wines made from grapes
-grown under its fervid influence being sold under the name of Comet
-wines)--an attempt was made to convert it into an homage to the glory of
-the Emperor Napoleon!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXI.
-
-POPULAR ERRORS.
-
-
-A popular error of the most fatal kind was the idea formerly prevalent
-that a drowned person, being overpowered by the quantity of water he had
-swallowed, was susceptible of restoration by suspending him with the head
-downwards, so as to force him to disgorge it. More persons owed their
-death to this stupid operation, than to the suspended respiration it was
-intended to restore. It is only during the present century that the
-experiments of the faculty all over the world have pointed out that the
-only course to pursue with persons taken insensible out of the water, is
-to restore circulation by warmth and friction of the extremities; and
-respiration, by the introduction of air into the lungs.
-
-An equally strange legislative abuse connected with this subject,
-prevailed in Paris till within the last few years. A reward of twelve
-francs, or ten shillings was given to any person who saved another from
-drowning by extricating his body from the Seine, while a reward of
-six-and-thirty francs, or three times as much, was given to the person who
-rescued a dead body from the water! This was evidently conceived in the
-hygienic interests of a city, where the river water is in such extensive
-use for baths and drinking; but it was in point of fact offering a premium
-for murder: the morality of navigatory populations being in most countries
-at a low ebb.
-
-Another French delusion fatal to human preservation, is the idea that the
-person who cuts down the body of another found hanging, legally involves
-himself in an accusation of murder; and nothing can be more injudicious
-than the harshness with which the proceedings of an inquest are often
-pursued; as if to justify the poltroonery of those whose first impulse on
-discovering a body is to go in search of witnesses of the circumstances
-attending the discovery, instead of lending immediate aid.
-
-A more innocent, but not less groundless popular prejudice is, that which
-attaches itself to that most useful of domestic animals, the ass--the
-war-horse of the poor. In all countries, this sure-footed and faithful
-animal is adopted as an emblem of stupidity, from the patience with which
-it submits to punishment and endures privation. A pair of ass's ears is
-inflicted upon a child in reproof of his duncehood; and through life we
-hear every blockhead of our acquaintance called an ass. Whereas the ass
-is a beast of great intelligence; and we often owe our safety to its sure
-and unerring foot beside the perilous precipice, where the steps of the
-man of science would have faltered.
-
-The Fathers of the Church, and the Disciples of the Sorbonne, persuaded of
-the universal influence of the Christian faith, believed the dark cross on
-the back of the ass to date only from the day on which our Saviour made
-his entry into Jerusalem. The ass of the desart was an animal of great
-price. Pliny mentions that the Senator Arius paid for one the sum of four
-hundred thousand sesterces. Naturalists have frequently remarked the
-extraordinary dimensions of an ass's heart, which is thought an indication
-of courage; and it is the custom of the peasantry of some countries to
-make their children wear a piece of ass's skin about their person. The
-ass's skin is peculiarly valuable, both for the manufacture of
-writing-tablets and drums; which may be the reason why a dead ass is so
-rarely seen. It is too valuable to be left on the highway. In many places,
-the ass serves as a barometer. If he roll in the dust, fine weather may be
-expected; but if he erect his ears, rain is certain. Why should not
-animals experience the same atmospheric influences as man? Are we not
-light-hearted in the sunshine, and depressed in a heavy atmosphere.
-
-Louis XI., of France, was a great patron of the ass. His astrologers
-having failed in their predictions concerning the weather, he dismissed
-them, and substituted an ass in their place, as being more weather-wise.
-Certain physicians consider the emanations from the ass's body to possess
-beneficial medical properties; while, in former days, the blood of the
-bull was considered poisonous.
-
-The credulous Plutarch declared that Themistocles poisoned himself with
-bullock's blood, upon the authority of the priests of Egina, who are also
-cited by Pliny; and this same bullock's blood, esteemed poisonous, was
-also considered a moral purification;--sins being expiated by the
-sprinkling of the human body with the blood of the bull. On solemn
-occasions, when the criminal was a man of wealth and distinction, so that
-a bull was dedicated to his use, the blood was made to fall in a
-perforated vessel, and the criminal standing beneath, received the sacred
-aspersion upon his face and attire. The Emperor Julian submitted to this
-act of expiation. Bullock's blood is now known to be as innocuous as that
-of other animals; and is extensively used in more than one manufacture.
-
-During the Middle Ages, ground glass was supposed to act as an infallible
-poison; and was long known by the name of "Succession Powder." Montfleury
-speaks of it in one of his comedies. One of the personages, showing a
-packet of it, observes: "Here is the making of many an heir!"
-
-Portal, and several other French physicians, have asserted in their works,
-that ground glass is fatal to the swallower; and it is frequently used by
-the poor as ratsbane, mixed up with the compositions intended for the
-extermination of vermin. Jugglers were the first to controvert this error,
-by publicly swallowing it with impunity, a feat which Dr. Franck having
-witnessed, he immediately experimentalized on himself, and published the
-results as conclusive against the received opinion.
-
-About the year 1810, a physician of Caen, named Sauvage, confirmed the
-opinion of Franck. A young lady under his care swallowed a quantity of
-powdered glass for the purpose of self-destruction without experiencing
-the least injury; upon which Sauvage tried experiments on various animals,
-administering ground glass to cats, dogs, and rats, on opening the bodies
-of which, he could not detect the smallest effect. Many similar
-experiments produced the same results. Dr. Cayol, in presence of his
-colleagues, swallowed a quantity of irregular fragments of glass. So,
-also, did Sauvage, without producing the smallest derangement of the
-digestive organs.
-
-It is worthy of remark, that mountebanks often clear the way for the
-march of science; a proof that the most trivial observations may be the
-origin of the grandest results. Some students of Oxford, on visiting
-Newton, found him blowing bubbles from a straw, and considered the
-occupation childish. The philosopher was studying the theory of light.
-
-Since we have alluded to mountebanks, let us devote a few more words to
-them. Jugglers have been known to swallow, not only pounded glass, but
-stones and knife blades. A celebrated Spaniard, accused by the
-Inquisition, proved his innocence by swallowing fiery coals without
-injury; and the savage found in the woods at Aveyron, devoured all sorts
-of fowls with their feathers. But these exploits will not bear comparison
-with those of the Molucca savage, of whom we read an account in a volume
-entitled: "The Testament of Jerome Sharp," printed in 1786.
-
-"I entered," says the narrator, "with one of my friends, and found a man
-resembling an ourang-outang crouched upon a stool in the manner of a
-tailor. His complexion announced a distant climate, and his keeper stated
-that he found him in the island of Molucca. His body was bare to the hips,
-having a chain round the waist, seven or eight feet long, was fastened to
-a pillar, and permitted him to circulate out of the reach of the
-spectators. His looks and gesticulations were frightful. His jaws never
-ceased snapping, except when sending forth discordant cries, which were
-said to be indicative of hunger. He swallowed flints when thrown to him,
-but preferred raw meat, which he rushed behind his pillar to devour. He
-groaned fearfully during his repast, and continued groaning until fully
-satiated. When unable to procure more meat, he would swallow stones with
-frightful avidity; which, upon examination of those which he accidentally
-dropped, proved to be partly dissolved by the acrid quality of his saliva.
-In jumping about, the undigested stones were heard rattling in his
-stomach."
-
-The men of science quickly set to work to account for these feats, so
-completely at variance with the laws of nature. But before they had hit
-upon a theory, the pretended Molucca savage proved to be a peasant from
-the neighbourhood of Besançon, who chose to turn to account his natural
-deformities. When staining his face for the purpose, in the dread of
-hurting his eyes, he left the eyelids unstained, which completely puzzled
-the naturalists. By a clever sleight of hand, the raw meat was left behind
-the pillar, and cooked meat substituted in its place. Some asserted his
-passion for eating behind the pillar to be a proof of his savage origin;
-most polite persons, and more especially Kings, being addicted to feeding
-in public. The stones swallowed by the pretended savage were taken from a
-vessel left purposely in the room full of them; small round stones,
-encrusted with plaster, which afterwards gave them the appearance of
-having been masticated in the mouth. Before the discovery of all this, the
-impostor had contrived to reap a plentiful harvest.
-
-Some time afterwards, a woman was exhibited near the Louvre, who devoured
-flints and slate with the utmost avidity. But the scientific world,
-forewarned by its former credulity, took no note of her peculiarities of
-appetite.
-
-It is recorded in the Gazette of Health, that the Abbé Monnier, of St.
-Jean d'Angély, used in his youth to grind between his teeth fragments of
-stone for recreation, and even in his declining age, continued the custom.
-He would swallow a spoonfull during the day, and did not consider his
-dinner complete without them. He was always pale and emaciated, which was
-attributed to his singular diet. But his brother, who did not feed upon
-stones, was precisely of the same temperament and appearance. The Abbé
-lived till the age of ninety-eight. Diseased persons have been known to
-devour without injury, earth, stones, chalk, and plaster; and an eminent
-physician used to eat small lumps of plaster-of-Paris, as others swallow
-sugar-plums.
-
-In the anatomical inquiries of Menelaus Winsemius, a Dutch physician, he
-relates that in his time, a peasant of Friesland was in the habit of
-swallowing flints, wood, glass, and live fish. In Wurtemberg, there was
-also a miller, who for money would swallow birds, mice, lizards,
-caterpillars, or fragments of glass and stone. He one day swallowed an
-inkstandish, with all its appurtenances. These feats were publicly
-attested by the Senate of Wurtemberg; after which, the man lived nineteen
-years, subsisting upon twelve pounds of food per diem. There is scarcely a
-fair throughout Europe at which such feats are not exhibited on a minor
-scale.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXII.
-
-DREAMS.
-
-
-In modern times, dreams have become a gratuitous affair; but in the time
-of lotteries they possessed the greatest value with the votaries of Blind
-Fortune. At the French offices, a register was kept of lucky numbers,
-whose prizes were the result of dreams. Not a day passed but the office
-keepers were applied to for numbers, the combination of which was foretold
-by dreams.
-
-However great the weakness of those who put undue faith in such omens, it
-must be admitted that the wanderings of the mind during sleep have been
-productive of marvellous results. But just as the slightest opinions of
-Montaigne are the result of the minutest self-study, a person desirous to
-ascertain the real importance of a dream ought to consider what was the
-state of health, disposition, mind and feeling of the dreamers. Many
-dreams constitute a mere continuation of the occupations of the day.
-Others arise from our habitual strain of mind. During illness or fever,
-the mind, and consequently the dreams by which it is perplexed, assume an
-exalted and unnatural tone.
-
-Authors have been known to compose during their sleep. Voltaire declares
-that he composed his verses to Monsieur Touron while asleep; and on
-returning from a ball, what young dancer does not fancy during the night,
-that the violins of the orchestra are still ringing in his ears?
-Hippocrates was so persuaded of the analogy of dreams with our physical
-condition, that he points out specifics against evil dreaming. If the
-stars turn pale in your dreams, you are to run in a circle; if the moon,
-you must run in a straight line; if the sun, you must run both in a
-straight line and a circle to avoid a repetition of the evil omen.
-
-By these prescriptions, he prevailed upon the lazy Athenians to assist
-their bad digestion by the effect of exercise, so as to procure a calm and
-gentle sleep.
-
-Pliny, the younger, mentions the following fact: "One of my slaves, who
-was sleeping with his companions in the place usually allotted to them,
-dreamed that two men, dressed in white, entered through the window, and
-having shaven their heads, departed by the way they came. The following
-morning he was found shaved, and his hair scattered on the ground." This
-was probably some waggish trick practised on him by his companions when in
-a state of intoxication.
-
-Valerius Maximus, on the authority of Cicero, relates a remarkable dream:
-
-"Two fellow-travellers arrived at Megara; the one putting up at an hotel,
-the other at the house of a friend. Scarcely had the former fallen asleep,
-when he saw his companion imploring him to come to his aid, as his host
-was attempting to murder him. The impression was so strong as to wake him;
-when, finding it a delusion, he went to sleep again. Once more, his friend
-appeared, announcing the accomplishment of the crime, and that his
-assassin had concealed his body under the dunghill, to which he begged his
-companion to repair betimes, before they had time to remove it out of the
-city. Overawed by so awful a vision, the friend rose forthwith, and
-proceeding to the scene of the murder, found a carter and his cart about
-to quit the court. On insisting to examine the load, the carter fled; when
-the body was extricated from the dung, the whole affair discovered, and
-the host condemned to death."
-
-This Greek story is related on the authority of Cicero, who was never at
-Megara, and consequently knew the fact by hearsay. Had Cicero asserted
-that he witnessed the affair, the story would have been difficult to
-believe; as it is, posterity is absolved from the smallest credence.
-
-There lived at Marseilles, a bigoted woman, who passed her days at church,
-and dreamt every night that she was transformed into a lamp: a dream she
-chose to verify; for, on the day of her death, a silver lamp was
-suspended, at her cost, in the choir of the church in which she was wont
-to follow her devotions.
-
-Dreams are the peculiar province of the poet. Æneas, to justify his
-abandonment of Dido, cites the commands of his father, who appears to him
-every night. What more beautiful, except perhaps the dream of Athalia,
-than the dream of Æneas, in which Hector presents himself to the son of
-Anchises, pale and ghastly, as after he had become a victim to the
-vengeance of Achilles? In the Greek plays, and the French tragedies
-imitated from the Greek, dreams form a prominent feature. The family of
-Atrides were great dreamers:--Atreus, Agamemnon, Orestes, and Egisthus,
-the son of Atreus, had all remarkable dreams.
-
-In Lemercier's tragedy of "Agamemnon," Egisthus relates that which is
-evidently the result of a dream;--but he will not admit it to be a dream,
-declaring that he "did not sleep."
-
-The impressions of dreams are often so vivid that we confound in our
-memory real facts with the visions of sleep. Hence, no doubt, the popular
-expression of "You must have dreamt that!"
-
-The existence of dreams must be coeval with the human race. By the
-ancients, the Gods were thought to preside over them. The dreams of
-Pharaoh made the fortune of Joseph; and Artemidorus acquired a great
-reputation under the Antonines, by interpreting dreams. According to him,
-to dream of being weighed down by a mountain, portended proscription; and
-to dream of death, meant marriage. To dream that you are deprived of
-sight, intimates that you are about to lose one of your children.
-Artemidorus interpreted dreams in the same manner as the celebrated
-Mademoiselle Lenormand, or as Mrs. Williams, so well-known in London at
-the commencement of the present century.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIII.
-
-OF PREJUDICES ATTACHED TO CERTAIN ANIMALS.
-
-
-Innumerable are the auguries which the remnants of ancient superstition
-have attached to certain animals. To meet a flock of sheep, is considered
-a lucky omen. To overtake one when proceeding to the house of a friend,
-determines many people to turn back as indicative of an inhospitable
-reception.
-
-Two magpies are sure forerunners of good news; but a single one is
-supposed to foreshow tidings of the death of a friend.
-
-Spiders are of evil omen; though the mischief they convey is attributed,
-in Scotland, solely to the family of Bruce. There is a French proverb
-which says, "Arraignée du soir--espoir," as if the hour of the day
-influenced the nature of the omen. Lalande, the astronomer, is known to
-have been fond of eating spiders. Yet the insect is an object of
-repugnance to most people; and is, in some species, venomous.
-
-Of all reptiles, the toad is the most universally detested; as if gifted
-with a magnetism of repulsion. The Abbé Rousseau asserts in his Treatise
-on Natural History, that the sight of a toad has been known to produce
-convulsions and death. "Having enclosed one of these reptiles," says he,
-"in a glass jar, I stood watching it; when the creature rose on its hinder
-legs, fixing its red and inflamed eyes upon me, till I became so faint and
-depressed, as to be on the point swooning. A cold dew rose upon my face,
-such as announces the approach of death." This was probably the result of
-fear alone. Two living beings cannot long stare fixedly at each other
-without one giving way. The power of the visual organ is very great; and
-the stronger controls the weaker. As the pointer arrests the partridge,
-the eye of Marius arrested the arm of the Cimber sent to assassinate him;
-and by fixing his eye upon a troublesome dog, Talma could always prevent
-its barking. The toad is a disgusting animal, but not a noxious animal. It
-destroys many insects injurious to the beauty of our flower-gardens, and
-plumpness of our esculents; while for sobriety, it has no competitor.
-Toads have been found imbedded in blocks of marble and trunks of trees,
-deprived of all chance of external air or nutriment.
-
-The lizard, which is nearly as unseemly to look on as the toad, has long
-been deemed the friend of man; and the vulgar had formerly a superstition
-that a piece of lizard's tail worn on the person secured good fortune.
-
-Lizards are sociably disposed, and fond of the human voice. They are said
-by travellers in Surinam and Cayenne, to awake a sleeping person on the
-approach of the rattlesnake. Alarmed at the approach of a snake, they have
-probably been known to cross the face of some man lying asleep; and have
-thus given rise to a popular fallacy. But if lizards be not the
-benefactors of the human race, at least they do us no harm; a quality that
-might be advantageously transferred to many of our own species.
-
-Pliny maintains that oysters grow fat or thin according to the phases of
-the moon; while most modern oyster-eaters attribute the change to certain
-months rather than certain weeks of the year. It is an equally erroneous
-supposition that milk promotes the digestion of oysters; which may be
-proved by trying to dissolve them in hot or cold milk. The prejudice that
-they are out of season when no R figures in the name of the month,
-originated in the difficulty of transferring them fresh from the coast to
-the capital during the months of May, June, July, and August. By the
-sea-side, they will be found good at all seasons of the year.
-
-In ancient times, the appearance of an owl in the day-time was esteemed a
-prodigy; and the Romans used to rush to the temples, offering incense to
-the Gods! Pliny considers the apparition of an owl an omen of sterility;
-and an omelet made of owl's eggs was a sovereign specific against ebriety.
-Among villagers, the shriek of the owl is still dreaded as a summons to
-the other world. Yet this bird was favoured by dedication to the Goddess
-of Wisdom, though ungifted with the powers of divination ascribed by the
-Greeks to the vulture. According to the ancients, the vulture possessed
-such olfactory powers, that it could foreshow the death of a person three
-days previous to his decease.
-
-It may be observed, that all the animals to which particular superstitions
-are attached, were known to the ancients; whereas those discovered during
-the latter ages are free from imputation of supernatural power.
-
-The wild beasts of all climates make man their prey; but none kill him by
-a look, as was said of the basilisk. Among the ancients, Aristotle, Pliny,
-and Galen, persisted in the foregoing opinion; and among modern
-propagators of errors, the German Athazen, and the Italian Vitello. If
-Rome, the superb, crouched before an owl, a basilisk compelled Alexander
-to raise the siege of an Asiatic city. Taking the besieged under its
-protection, a basilisk, esconced betwixt two stones on the ramparts,
-repulsed, without moving, two hundred Macedonians who were rash enough to
-attack it. Sir Thomas Brown suggests the possibility, that the poison of
-the basilisk may be so intense and subtle, as to be darted forth by means
-of its visual organ.
-
-The venomous bite of the viper has given rise to a variety of popular
-prejudices. The tooth of St. Amable was once the only specific; to which
-succeeded a faith in the antidote of Maltese earth. Meanwhile the utmost
-efforts of the faculty remain fruitless against the bite of the
-rattle-snake, of the cobra di manilla, and several other of the more
-venomous species. The quality of their venom is supposed to remain
-unimpaired by the death of the reptiles; and instances are cited of
-individuals having died of handling them, even after being preserved in
-spirits of wine. The venom is deposited in two vesicles on either side the
-head, above the muscle of the upper jaw, the remainder of its body being
-completely innocuous; so that, in former days, viper broth was frequently
-prescribed in pulmonary complaints. The venom of the viper becomes less
-intense as it advances in age.
-
-It used to be believed, that the saliva of man was fatal to vipers, as
-their venom to ourselves; an opinion maintained by Aristotle, Galen,
-Varro, Pliny, and Figuier, the surgeon. The latter asserts that he killed
-a viper by the effect of his own saliva. The experiments by Redi, the
-learned physician of the Grand Duke of Tuscany, and many others, proved
-the absurdity of the idea.
-
-Benvenuto Cellini declares, in his Memoirs, that he saw a salamander in
-the midst of his own fire; probably a lizard, inadvertantly brought from
-the country among the logs of wood. No one has yet pleaded guilty to
-having seen a phoenix, though for ages, a popular superstition attached to
-this fabulous bird. The unicorn also continues to be placed among the
-apocryphal animals, with the great sea-serpent of the American coast.
-
-The bite of the tarentula spider was long said to produce involuntary
-dancing; simply because the persons bitten, on applying to the local
-practitioners of the healing art, were instantly ordered to dance the
-_pizzica_, the rapid Sicilian dance of the provinces where the tarentula
-abounds, in order to promote circulation and neutralize the effects of the
-poison. Whole villages used to assemble to witness the result, and
-whenever the patient expired of the bite of the reptile, he was said to
-have danced himself to death. Such is the origin of the Neapolitan
-superstition of the tarentula.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIV.
-
-CONTENT AND COURTESY.
-
-
-The first ambition of mankind is to be happy. To the brute creation, and
-to man in a state of nature, happiness consists in sensual gratification.
-To this, succeeds the factitious happiness of civilization; whence the
-origin of a variety of popular errors and prejudices. From the days of
-Horace to our own, people have been prone to envy those who pursue any
-career but their own. But if the soldier envy the position of the
-civilian, and _vice versâ_, it is clear that the ambition of being what
-one is not, arises from the fact that every one is acquainted with the
-drawback on his own profession, and only appreciates the advantages of
-that to which he does not belong. La Fontaine never imagined anything more
-true, or more charming, than the fable of the cobbler entreating the
-financier to restore him his song and peaceful sleep, in exchange for the
-hundred crowns he had bestowed upon him. Every one has heard the Persian
-apologue of the Sophi, to whom, in a fit of acute suffering, the sole
-remedy prescribed was the shirt of a happy man; a treasure difficult to
-discover either in Court or city; till at length a ragged wretch was found
-in the suburbs of Ispahan, who admitted himself to be perfectly happy; but
-alas! he had not a shirt to his back; and the cure of the Sophi was not
-more advanced than before.
-
-History has its lessons on this head as well as fiction. The Comte de
-Ségur relates in his Memoirs, that previous to the Revolution, the Duke de
-Lauraguais wrote to him as follows:
-
-"Congratulate me, my dear Ségur. Thanks be to Heaven, I am completely
-ruined! I have nothing left, but am delivered from the importunities of my
-creditors."
-
-Towards the termination of his career, this witty nobleman subsided into
-voluntary habits of simplicity, differing strangely from his past
-splendours. Never, however, had he been happier!--His peace of mind was
-from within; superior to all incidents of birth, position, and fortune.
-
-It requires to have inhabited the various stories of the social edifice,
-to be able to judge man under the various aspects resulting from fortune
-and station. Happiness has little to do with either; fortune and
-misfortune have alike their evil influences. Covetousness is as insatiable
-as ambition. In proportion as people scale the ladder of opulence, they
-discover others richer than themselves to excite their envy; and vanity
-pervades every rank of society, marring the quietude of the human mind.
-The laurels of Miltiades gave umbrage to Themistocles; and Cæsar declared
-that he would rather be the first of a village, than second in Rome. A
-wiser man was the shepherd who said: "Were I a King, I would keep my sheep
-on horseback."
-
-The ceremonies of politeness, when carried to excess, are a source of
-public inconvenience. The custom of addressing a lady bare-headed, as was
-the case in France a century ago, when Louis XIV., even in a shower,
-refused to put on his hat in the presence of females, was the cause of
-many a serious indisposition. The custom of appearing bare-headed in
-church is also dangerous to many; and, so far unreasonable, that men are
-unable to appear in hats, while it would be accounted singular for a woman
-to appear there without a bonnet. Can any reasonable motive be assigned
-for such a distinction?
-
-Again, what is the origin of the ridicule attached to a person who is
-left-handed? It is clear that some are born with an instinctive facility
-in the use of the right hand--some of the left. Yet mothers punish their
-children for using the left hand, as an act of awkwardness. The preference
-given to the use of the right hand, though existing from the times of
-antiquity, is not the less ridiculous.
-
-In Holy Writ, the right hand is made an instrument of benediction; which
-probably conferred a superiority over the left. Theologians also contend
-that the Son of God sat on the right of the heavenly throne. The Romans
-conceded such superiority to the right hand, that when at table, they lay
-on the left side that the right hand might be free. Aristotle maintained
-that the pre-eminence of the right hand proceeded from the same
-conformation by which the cray-fish have the right claw larger than the
-left. Politeness in these days requires we should place the person we wish
-to distinguish, on the right. The indiscriminate use of both hands is the
-best lesson to teach a child:--indifference to the distinction bestowed by
-the assignment of a place on either, the best lesson to be practised by
-adolescence.
-
-Parisians consider it a lesson of politeness to their young children to
-kiss their right hand before receiving any thing presented to them. The
-left hand is, however, devoted to the wedding-ring. This is not a
-Christian custom; but prevailed among the Assyrians, Medes, Egyptians,
-Babylonians, and most of the people of antiquity.
-
-Many people object to uttering the word farewell in parting from a friend,
-influenced by a prejudice that a fatality attaches to the word. Whence the
-French mode of taking leave with "_sans adieu_!"
-
-The compliments formerly paid to a person sneezing are now happily
-abandoned; having arisen in those early days of civilization when
-epidemics were so far more frequent and fatal than now. It was the custom,
-in most European countries, to say "God bless you," to the person who
-sneezed, lest it should be symptomatic of the commencement of an illness.
-
-Sneezing has been the object of a variety of ridiculous prejudices.
-Aristotle pronounces sneezing to be a gift from the Gods, and to be
-honoured as a thing of holiness, and a sign of good health. Hippocrates
-agrees with Aristotle, and pronounces it a great relief to parturient
-women. The Rabbins assert that Adam sneezed after his fall; and that in
-the primitive times, sneezing was a sure prognostic of death; and remained
-so till the patriarch Jacob obtained from God that it should no longer be
-the forerunner of dissolution. It is fortunate this change took place
-previous to the use of snuff; or the snuffbox would have been accounted
-fatal as that of Pandora.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXV.
-
-THE DIVINING ROD.
-
-
-The superstition of the divining rod prevailed only a century and a half
-ago. The following story concerning it, is too curious to be omitted. In
-the year 1692, a vintner of Lyons and his wife were murdered in their
-cellar, their assassins making away with their money. All attempts to
-discover the culprits were vain, till a simple Dauphinese peasant, named
-Jacques Aymar, boasted that, with the aid of a simple hazel twig, he could
-discern the assassins. Having visited the scene of the murder, rod in
-hand, it became agitated; and on following its indications till he reached
-the right bank of the Rhone, Aymar entered the house of a gardener, where
-three bottles stood on the table; when, lo! the rod instantly intimated
-that the bottles had been emptied by the assassins! Two children of the
-house owned that three ill-looking men had been there; on which Aymar
-began to obtain some credit. Traces of three men were found imprinted on
-the sand by the river-side; and, persuaded that they had embarked, Aymar
-followed them, inquiring as he proceeded, and detecting the spots where
-they had halted, to the astonishment of those who accompanied him.
-
-At the Sablon, the rod becoming agitated, Aymar announced that the
-assassins were evidently in the camp; and his divining rod led him as far
-as the gate of the prison of Beaucaire; which being opened, twelve of the
-fifteen prisoners confined were brought before him. But the divining rod
-was motionless till the approach of a certain humpbacked prisoner, who
-declared his utter ignorance of the crime committed at Lyons. On the
-indications of the rod, however, the hunchback being conducted to the
-gardener's house was recognised as having been one of the party. At length
-he confessed his guilt; protesting, however, that he was an involuntary
-spectator, and did not participate in the murder. Having furnished Aymar
-with information concerning the direction the assassins had taken, he
-traced their steps to an inn at Toulon, where they had dined the previous
-evening. On finding that the culprits had put to sea, he also embarked and
-followed the course of their boat to its landing-place. But on reaching
-the frontier, all further trace of them was lost.
-
-This wonderful story afforded a topic of discussion to the whole kingdom.
-So many persons bore testimony to the truth of the story, that it was
-impossible to doubt it; the more so, that Aymar followed it up with
-exploits equally wonderful. He detected several thieves, as well as the
-places where they had concealed their booty; and as a test of his powers,
-the lady of the chief officer of police possessed herself, by stealth, of
-the purse of one of her friends, and begged him to come to her and detect
-the thief. Aymar instantly declared that they were amusing themselves at
-his expense.
-
-The Prince de Condé, who, far from being superstitious, had greater faith
-in his Field-Marshal's baton than the divining rod, could not resist his
-curiosity to witness the feats of Aymar, and sent for him to Paris. As
-soon as he recovered the fatigues of his journey, he was conducted to a
-bureau, from which something of considerable value had disappeared; but
-whether or not the magnificence of the place annihilated the power of the
-divining rod, the charm was gone! Holes were dug in various parts of the
-garden, in which were deposited gold, copper, stones, and other
-substances. But the rod failed to point out the hidden treasure. In the
-interim, a pair of silver candlesticks having been stolen from
-Mademoiselle de Condé, Aymar's rod pointed out a goldsmith's shop, the
-master of which being accused, was highly indignant. Thirty-six livres
-were forwarded, however, the following morning as the price of the
-objects; and it was supposed that Aymar had resorted to this expedient,
-with the view of re-establishing his reputation. But it was all in vain!
-The divining rod had lost its reputation, and Jacques Aymar was pronounced
-to be an impostor.
-
-At his own request, however, he accompanied the King's advocate to a
-street in which a murder had been committed; and the result being
-unsatisfactory, Aymar was considered either a mountebank, or a man
-following, with new pretensions, the old trade of recovering for reward
-the stolen goods, in the abstraction of which he had participated.
-
-Science becomes dangerous in the hands of empirics, as weapons in the
-hands of children. About forty years ago, a German doctor revived the
-marvels of the divining rod, grounding his system upon the phenomena of
-galvanism. But the philosophy of Volta disdained such an association.
-Pleasantly exposed to ridicule in the admirable pages of the antiquary, it
-is now estimated as on a par with the charm once supposed to be inherent
-in the rope by which a human being had suffered the sentence of the law.
-It is still proverbial with the vulgar, that any singularly lucky person
-"carries a bit of hangman's rope in his pocket."
-
-Uninquiring incredulity is as great a proof of weakness as over
-credulousness. The following instance of that incomprehensible foresight
-which flashes upon the brain of certain individuals, under the name of
-presentiment, passed under the notice of Gratien de Sémur.
-
-Madame de Saulce, the wife of a rich planter of St. Domingo, was residing
-in France about the time of the Revolution. Her husband occasionally
-visited his native country, leaving his lady at Paris, who was a woman of
-sense and piety, by no means of a nervous temperament. During the last
-voyage of her husband, being engaged at cards at an evening party, she
-suddenly uttered a shriek, and sunk on her chair, exclaiming, "Monsieur
-Saulce is dead!" Her friends crowding about her, attempted to tranquillize
-her by their remonstrances, till by degrees she recovered her reason. So
-powerful, however, had been the sensation or presentiment, that she had no
-peace till she obtained news of her husband.
-
-A favourable letter arrived; but, alas! the date was anterior to that of
-her vision. And soon afterwards, one of the friends present at the scene
-of Madame de Saulce's ejaculation, received a communication from a
-stranger in St. Domingo, requesting him to communicate to that lady the
-distressing news of her husband's decease. Monsieur de Saulce had been
-assassinated by his negroes, on the very day and hour of her fatal
-presentiment. The event occurred in the presence of at least twenty
-persons; and till the day of her death, the widow remained a prey to
-sorrow mingled with awe and consternation.
-
-In the Memoirs of the great Sully will be found the record of the
-presentiments of assassination, which oppressed the mind of Henry IV. "The
-King," says he, "had the strongest presentiment of his dreadful destiny.
-As the moment of his coronation approached, his alarm and consternation
-increased; and in answer to my remonstrance, he exclaimed: 'In spite of
-all you can urge, this ceremony is most distasteful to me. My heart
-assures me that some misfortune will be the result.' After uttering these
-desponding words, he sank back, overcome by gloomy anticipations; and
-remained tapping the case of his spectacles, absorbed in gloomy reverie."
-
-The presentiment of Henri IV. of his approaching assassination, is
-confirmed by the testimony of L'Etoile and Bassompierre, who, in their
-Memoirs, relate the same particulars; and the fact is as historically
-established as the evil dream of Calphurnia, and the denunciation of the
-soothsayer to Julius Cæsar, on a parallel occasion.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXVI.
-
-BEES AND ANTS.
-
-
-Dull must be the blockhead, who could reproach La Fontaine with ignorance
-of Natural History, and pronounce the fable of the "Ant and the
-Grasshopper" bad, because the fabulist has not shown himself a rigid
-naturalist. The great fault charged against La Fontaine, by the critics,
-is having made the grasshopper sing. Its cry is considered by most people
-far from melodious.
-
-The bee possesses a thousand poetical associations derived from our early
-conversancy with the Georgics. From the remotest periods of antiquity,
-bees have been recognised as attached to monarchical government, though
-not to the Salique law. A hive has been compared to the palace of a
-Czarina of Muscovy.
-
-The queen bee reigns over hundreds of male subjects with the despotism of
-a Sultan; with the additional privilege of peopling her own dominions.
-When the queen is on the point of increasing her numerous subjects, the
-females invade the seraglio of their sovereign, and with their stings
-exterminate all the male admirers of her majesty. The fecundity of a queen
-is such, that she can produce sixty thousand of her species annually. The
-males are easily recognized, being the sleekest and best formed of the
-hive; and all its labours are carried on by them. To gather honey, and
-bring back every day to the common exchequer the fruits of the plunder,
-separate the honey from the wax, and with the latter construct their cell,
-distil the honey, and die, constitute the duties of the bee.
-
-It has been asserted that the queen bee has no sting, which is an error.
-Another error prevails, that after a bee has stung, it dies, leaving its
-sting in the wound. Some one probably crushed a bee, and found the sting
-in his finger, from which isolated fact a general conclusion has been
-made.
-
-Réaumur applied himself to the study of bees; not, however, so devoutly as
-the philosopher, Aristomachus, who consecrated fifty-eight years to it; or
-the philosopher, Hytiscus, who conceived so great a passion for bees, that
-he retired into the Desart, the better to observe them. He simply cleared
-the way of errors, and discountenanced old traditions; but all was
-conjecture with regard to bees, till the invention of glass hives; when
-the government of those interesting insects became no longer a secret.
-The devotion of the working bees to their queen is now well-known. When in
-danger, or the hive is attacked, they rush to her aid; and even form a
-mass to conceal her, and die in her defence.
-
-Réaumur relates the following anecdote of which he was a witness. A queen
-bee, and some of her attendants were apparently drowned in a brook. He
-took them out of the water, and found that neither the queen bee, nor her
-attendants were quite dead. Réaumur exposed them to a gentle heat, by
-which they were revived. The plebeian bees recovered first. The moment
-they saw signs of animation in their queen, they approached her, and
-bestowed upon her all the care in their power, licking and rubbing her;
-and when the queen had acquired sufficient force to move, they hummed
-aloud, as if in triumph!
-
-It has been thought that bees were prejudicial to the fructification of
-plants, by robbing them of their pollen. This is not only an error, but
-naturalists worthy of faith, are of opinion that their movement in a
-blossom tends to sprinkle the pollen, and promote fecundity.
-
-Bees are of twofold service to the human race, by furnishing us with the
-most refined means of lighting our houses, and of brightening our
-furniture; to say nothing of their aromatic honey, surpassing the
-sweetness of sugar.
-
-Little is known of the republics or monarchies of ants; or indeed of their
-precise form of government. From the most remote period, however, it has
-been the custom to represent the ant as the symbol of industry.
-
-The industrious habits of the ant cannot be questioned; but their much
-vaunted foresight, as described by Boileau, and Addison's Spectator, is
-now recognized as fabulous.
-
-According to naturalists, the ant is not without a certain analogy with
-the bee; seeing that they have not one queen to each swarm, but a certain
-number of queens for the reproduction of the species; there being
-productive and unproductive ants. The working class is of a neutral sex.
-The female ant deposits an egg, whence proceeds a worm, which becomes the
-ant. As architects, also, to ants must be assigned the precedence over
-bees; their cellular formations resulting from instinct, and not from
-calculation. In the stupendous ant-hills so frequently seen in forests,
-what a series of galleries, dormitories, corridors, and magazines is
-contained; so that the numerous occupants find ample means of circulation.
-But the ant cannot pretend to the gratitude of man in the same degree as
-the bee.
-
-The following is a curious and well-attested fact. After the death of the
-illustrious Lagrange, Parseval Deschênes, his coadjutor in his scientific
-pursuits, who announced the coming of Pallas ten years previous to the
-discovery of that planet--renounced his mathematical researches; and from
-long habits of study acquired fresh occupation for his mind.
-
-While spending the summer with his friend, M. d'Aubusson de la Feuillade,
-in the course of one of his rambles in the woods, he found an immense
-ant-hill, and immediately resolved to make ants his study. He went every
-day early enough to the ant-hill to see the first ant issue forth; and
-followed it from the moment of its departure to that of its return.
-
-"About four o'clock in the afternoon," says he, "I saw my own particular
-ant arrive heavily laden at the foot of the diminutive mountain; and,
-finding it impossible to carry its burthen up the hill, deposit it and
-look around for a confederate. None being at hand, it set forth again; and
-about fifteen steps on its progress I saw my ant meet another equally
-loaded. Both halted, and seemed to hold council; after which, they
-proceeded together to the foot of the ant-hill. Then began the most
-interesting scene I ever witnessed. The second ant disembarrassed itself
-of its burthen; and, having provided themselves with a blade of grass,
-they slipped it under the overweighted load, and, by their united efforts,
-conveyed it over the hillock, and entered their respective cells!
-
-"After abandoning the study of mathematics as too abstruse," observes
-Parseval, "I found the lever of Archimedes in use in an ant-hill."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXVII.
-
-PREPOSSESSIONS AND ANTIPATHIES.
-
-
-Undue prepossession against or in favour of some object, is as much to be
-guarded against as any other irrational prejudices.
-
-It is not uncommon to hear people reply when some particular dish is
-offered to them: "Thank you, I have never eaten any, and nothing could
-persuade me to touch it." Such a prepossession scarcely would be
-pardonable in women or children.
-
-An anecdote is related in the life of Talma, which has lately formed the
-subject of a drama.
-
-A poor strolling player, universally rejected, arrived, at his wits' end,
-in a city where the illustrious actor was expected. A bright idea flashed
-across his mind to personate Talma; as whom he accordingly announced
-himself. The authorities of the town hastened to offer him their homage.
-The theatre was crowded, and all the world enraptured with his
-performance. In the midst of his popularity, the real Talma arrived; but
-foreseeing that a prepossession once established in favour of the imitator
-was not likely to be easily reversed, departed without making himself
-known. The chances were that he might have been hissed.
-
-It is difficult to comprehend the use of the flatteries of painters to
-Princes and Princesses about to be married by proxy. The portraits being
-exchanged, the betrothed receive a first strong impression, and form their
-opinions accordingly. A favourable prepossession is conceived; and in
-place of an agreeable and expressive countenance, a frightful reality is
-often rendered more frightful by disappointment.
-
-With regard to literary predilections, the works of an unknown author,
-however meritorious, often lie mildewed on the shelf, while some trash,
-protected by a favourite name, becomes popular. The admirable leading
-articles of Benjamin Constant produced no effect till he signed them with
-his well-known name, when their merit was instantly recognised. When
-Michael Angelo first exhibited the productions of his chisel, they were
-treated as far inferior to the sculptures of the ancient world. In the
-seclusion of his studio, and unknown to any one, he accordingly set to
-work on a statue of Cupid; of which he broke off the arm, and concealed
-the mutilated statue in the midst of the excavations making by the Pope.
-When the statue was discovered, all Rome fell into ecstasies; pronouncing
-it to be the work of Phidias or Praxiteles. Michael Angelo immediately
-produced the mutilated arm, and his former critics became rebuked into
-silence.
-
-At the time when the rage for Italian music excluded every other
-composition from the stage, and the great French composers had fallen in
-public estimation, Méhul avenged himself much in the manner of Michael
-Angelo. Zealous in the cause of French music, he composed the opera of the
-Irato, the words by the ingenious Hoffmann; who, to render the illusion
-complete, made the libretto as incomprehensible as possible. The opera was
-rehearsed in secret, though fifty persons were engaged in it; and it was
-circulated in the world, that the forthcoming opera was a mere pasticcio,
-borrowed from the operas recently in vogue in Italy.
-
-When the curtain rose, the overture was enthusiastically applauded. Still
-more so, the different airs executed by Ellevion, Martin, and the
-excellent company of the Comic Opera. The theatre was crowded with
-enthusiastic admirers of Italian music, whose applause was vehement; one
-person declaring that the music was by Fioravanti, and that he had heard
-it at Naples; another, that it was by Cimarosa. At the end of the opera,
-it was announced to be by Méhul, when the amateurs of the Italian school
-were confounded.
-
-Teniers also exposed the unjust prejudices of his countrymen; who,
-underrating his paintings, they sold far short of their value. Having
-previously published a report of his death and burial, he instructed his
-wife to assume widow's weeds; and, after a certain time, to announce the
-sale of the paintings of her deceased husband. The stratagem succeeded,
-his very detractors enhancing the value of his works. Teniers afterwards
-returned to his native country, and resumed his labours, which were never
-afterwards disparaged.
-
-When a History of France by Pigault Le Brun was announced, it was
-pronounced to be detestable long before it appeared; solely because
-Pigault Lebrun was the author of a variety of amusing novels. The famous
-physician Portal turned to good account the prejudice that prevails in
-Paris in favour of fashion. Established in the capital, he was some time
-without obtaining practice. At length, he devoted all his means to the
-purchase of a beautiful equipage, and sent it every day to stand before
-the doors of illustrious patients. Of course the numerous inquirers after
-the invalid, could not fail to remark the beautiful equipage of the
-physician in every quarter of the town; and the Marchioness immediately
-determined to try the physician of the Duchess, and _vice versâ_; till in
-a short time, Portal received applications from all quarters, calling in
-his advice to the noblest sufferers of the capital. Endowed with a
-distinguished appearance, elegant manners, and considerable powers of
-conversation, he became the indispensable attendant of all fashionable
-invalids; and thus, founded a reputation to which he subsequently proved
-himself entitled.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXVIII.
-
-THE INFLUENCE OF BELLS UPON THUNDER STORMS.
-
-
-Science has long demonstrated the folly of ringing church bells during a
-storm. The vibration of the air, produced by the movement of a bell, was
-formerly supposed to disperse the fluid; which, on the contrary, it
-attracts. For these fifty years past, the civic authorities have compelled
-the bell-ringers to be silent during a storm. In former ages, when the
-priests caused the bells to be rung during a storm, it was an act of piety
-and not a physical experiment. Scientific men, on the contrary, have been
-justified in declaring the vibration caused by the sound of a church bell
-upon a cloud charged with electricity to be injurious, from the fact that
-ringers have been struck dead by the electric fluid during the discharge
-of their functions. But though bells are no longer rung during a storm,
-the fluid falls just as often upon church steeples. It is, however, as
-well to forbid the ringing of bells during a storm, for the simple reason
-that to ring the bells, the ringer must be in the tower, where he is in
-greater danger than elsewhere. Steeples are often surmounted by an iron
-cross, or weathercock, which attracts the fluid.
-
-It is only lately we have made any proficiency in electrical science.
-Franklin, who at the same moment brought fire from heaven and wrested the
-sceptre from the potentates of the earth, was the inventor of the
-conductor, which has probably preserved many monuments from destruction.
-In the reign of Louis XIV, sailors were in the habit of affixing a pointed
-sword to the summit of the mast, most likely acting under the experience
-and impression which produced the conductor. A learned priest, the Abbé
-Thiers, who died in 1703, in enumerating the superstitious practices of
-his time, mentions the custom of affixing a pointed sword to a mast during
-storms. The good old priest saw in it only a kind of superstition; while
-the discovery of Franklin commanded the admiration of the world. It is not
-unlikely that from the bosom of vulgar superstitions, science might
-extract many a valuable discovery.
-
-In a late number of the Almanack of the Board of Longitude, Monsieur Arago
-published a curious theory upon thunder, citing many interesting facts;
-the only means of conferring popularity on knowledge, which, in its
-severer garb, is too often banished to the lecture-room. The influence of
-storms upon animate as well as inanimate bodies, is incontestable; for
-which of us has not felt or witnessed the effects? Previous to the
-approach of the storm, the depression of the air is perceptible upon our
-limbs and spirits; and on beholding the dejected, languid, and uneasy
-demeanour of the animal species, it might be supposed that so powerful a
-sensation would be more oppressive to ourselves, were it not restrained by
-reason. A similar sensation is experienced in a far higher degree,
-previous to the shock of an earthquake.
-
-With the first drops of rain of a thunder storm, however, we experience
-relief. Both animal and vegetable substances become decomposed during a
-storm. Objects formed of goat or sheep-skin give out a nauseous smell.
-White paper and other substances have been known to become covered with
-spots of various hues. Oxen killed by lightning are unfit for use, so
-nauseous and black is the flesh. Dairy-maids place a nail under the
-vessels containing the milk, to prevent it turning, as well as under a hen
-which is sitting. Remote approaches towards the conductor!
-
-Of the phenomena which signalize storms, nothing is more remarkable than
-the repugnance of the electric fluid for silk. The steel ornaments of a
-purse have been known to become twisted by the fluid, while the silk
-remained uninjured. A covering of silk is accordingly the surest
-preservative. But it is a curious fact that to none of the insect species
-is a thunder-storm more fatal than to the silk-worm; as the silk-growers
-know to their cost.
-
-The protective power of the laurel is now known to be fabulous; the laurel
-tree being as much a conductor as any other.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXIX.
-
-SMALL POX AND VACCINATION.
-
-
-If any thing could excuse the exercise of arbitrary power on the part of a
-Government, it would surely be in the act of compelling parents to
-vaccinate their children; but the aversion to vaccination being still only
-too common among certain classes of the people. Yet surely the law which
-punishes parents for ill-usage of their children, might be extended to
-punish their leaving these helpless creatures exposed to the infection of
-pain and disfigurement? Jenner is decidedly one of the greatest
-benefactors of the human race; for the vast increase of population in the
-different countries of Europe is ascribed, by many political economists,
-to the safeguard of vaccination, which has preserved more lives since its
-introduction, than the terrible wars of the present century have
-destroyed.
-
-In England, this admirable discovery was far more readily adopted than in
-France; where, however versatile in fashions and governments, any
-improvement tending to benefit the human race is slowly and cautiously
-accepted. In the reign of Louis XIV, the introduction of yeast in the
-making of bread met with general opposition; and it required the
-interference of the legislature to secure its adoption. The introduction
-of bark and emetics was also attended with violent opposition; and
-inoculation introduced from Turkey into Western Europe by Lady Mary
-Wortley Montague, found great difficulty in establishing itself in France.
-
-It was not, however, surprising that parents should hesitate about giving
-their children a loathsome disease; before it became certified by long
-experience that the virulence of the disorder was considerably lessened by
-preparation; so as to secure a mother against the terrible self-reproaches
-arising from the loss of a child under the inoculated malady.
-
-In England, more particularly in the county of Gloucester, from time
-immemorial cows were subject to a contagious disease, which infected the
-hands of the milkmaids, who were observed never to suffer from the
-small-pox. This surmise being confirmed by experiment, Dr. Jenner
-established himself in the county of Gloucester; where, by inoculating
-people with vaccine matter, he secured them against the small-pox.
-
-So far from turning his discovery to pecuniary account, as most others
-would have done, Jenner nobly proclaimed it to mankind, calling upon all
-philantrophists to share his triumph.
-
-The Duke de Rochefauld-Liancourt having witnessed the effects of
-vaccination in England, introduced it into France, and did more for its
-propagation than the slow deliberations of the Parisian Schools of
-Medicine. Dr. Pinel, however, tried experiments at the Hospital of the
-Salpétrière, with perfect success; while Dr. Aubert was despatched by
-Government to England to report upon the subject. The result was
-favourable. Matter was imported from England in the month of May, 1800,
-when thirty-eight children were vaccinated at the Hospital of La Pitié;
-and commissions were instantly instituted throughout France. Jenner had,
-however, his opponents. In London, it was denounced from the pulpit, as an
-infringement on the dispensation of Providence; and in France, Doctors
-Vaume, Chapon and others pronounced vaccination to be injurious to the
-human constitution, and capable of reducing man to the condition of a
-brute, by the introduction of animal virus into the blood. As if we
-resembled a calf or sheep the more for having swallowed a mutton chop or
-veal cutlet.
-
-With a few rare exceptions, vaccination has proved a security against the
-small-pox, and the practice ought consequently to become universal. But
-old women are still to be found with instances of children who have died
-of convulsions after vaccination; as if that were the origin of their
-illness and death.
-
-Among the lower orders, a prejudice prevails that an inferior kind of
-vaccine matter is provided for them; and whenever their children exhibit
-symptoms of disease or deformity, they comfort their self-love by
-attributing it to the influence of vaccination. "Such maladies were
-unknown in their families, till the madness of introducing matter from the
-body of a stranger into that of their child conveyed also the germs of
-disease."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XL.
-
-PRECOCIOUS AND CLEVER CHILDREN.
-
-
-It is a common observation respecting children, "that such or such a child
-is too clever to live;" and though abundance of precocious children have
-grown up, and into very ordinary men, it stands to reason that the
-premature development of any particular quality in an extraordinary
-degree, must exhaust the subject upon whom it operates. Gardeners thin the
-superfluous shoots on trees, that those remaining may attain their perfect
-growth. It would be difficult, perhaps, to pursue this system with
-children who manifest supernaturally precocious capacities. But when such
-cases present themselves, the vanity of parents often serves to forward an
-evil result. The parents of children of genius usually stimulate instead
-of checking the impulses requiring restraint; thus increasing the already
-existing exhaustion. Proud of their infantine prodigy, which, in humble
-life, becomes the object of some abominable speculation, nothing can be
-more lamentable than the exhibition of these interesting little beings,
-carried about from place to place, obtaining a notoriety of the most
-injurious nature, and often let out for hire to some able speculator. The
-exhibitionist, bent upon realising the largest profit in the shortest
-time, and, reckless as to the source, having attained his end, cares not
-whether the child perish in misery; and the laws, so severe upon the poor
-hucksters in our streets, unprovided with a licence, sanction these
-homicidal speculations!
-
-Baillet mentions one hundred and sixty-three children endowed with
-extraordinary talents, among whom few arrived at an advanced age. The two
-sons of Quintilian, so vaunted by their father, did not reach their tenth
-year. Hermogenes, who at the age of fifteen, taught rhetoric to Marcus
-Aurelius, who triumphed over the most celebrated rhetoricians of Greece,
-did not die, but at twenty-four, lost his faculties and forgot all he had
-previously acquired. Pica di Mirandola died at thirty-two; Johannes
-Secundus at twenty-five; having at the age of fifteen composed admirable
-Greek and Latin verses, and become profoundly versed in jurisprudence and
-letters. Pascal, whose genius developed itself at ten years old, did not
-attain the third of a century.
-
-In 1791, a child was born at Lubeck, named Henri Heinekem, whose
-precocity was miraculous. At ten months of age, he spoke distinctly; at
-twelve, learnt the Pentateuch by rote, and at fourteen months, was
-perfectly acquainted with the Old and New Testaments. At two years of age,
-he was as familiar with Ancient History as the most erudite authors of
-antiquity. Sanson and Danville only could compete with him in geographical
-knowledge; Cicero would have thought him an "alter ego," on hearing him
-converse in Latin; and in modern languages, he was equally proficient.
-This wonderful child was unfortunately carried off in his fourth year.
-According to a popular proverb--"the sword wore out the sheath."
-
-The American family of the Davisons, whose Memoirs have been recently
-before the public, afford two melancholy instances in point. Nevertheless,
-the duty of every created being is to give the most ample development to
-the predispositions conferred on him by his Creator; and this is certainly
-to be accomplished without injury to the human frame. The mission of woman
-is the perpetuation of the human race; and the statistical table of all
-countries demonstrate that fruitful women have been remarkable for their
-longevity. On the other hand, the tables of Blair and others prove that
-unmarried women, whether spinsters or nuns, are shorter lived than
-matrons. As regards the influence of an excessive exercise of the
-intellect on the life of man, we can quote many instances of longevity
-among the most eminent of ancient or modern times.
-
-Hippocrates, the greatest physician the world has ever seen, died at the
-age of one hundred and nine, in the island of Cos, his native country.
-Galen, the most illustrious of his successors, reached the age of one
-hundred and four. The three sages of Greece, Solon, Thales, and Pittacus,
-lived for a century. The gay Democritus outlived them by two years. Zeno
-wanted only two years of a century when he died. Diogenes ten years more;
-and Plato died at the age of ninety-four, when the eagle of Jupiter is
-said to have borne his soul to Heaven. Xenophon, the illustrious warrior
-and historian, lived ninety years. Polemon and Epicharmus ninety-seven;
-Lycurgus eighty-five; Sophocles more than a hundred. Gorgias entered his
-hundred and eighth year; and Asclepiades, the physician, lived a century
-and a half. Juvenal lived a hundred years; Pacuvius and Varro but one year
-less. Carneades died at ninety; Galileo at sixty-eight; Cassini at
-ninety-eight; and Newton at eighty-five. In the last century, Fontenelle
-expired in his ninety-ninth year; Buffon in his eighty-first; Voltaire in
-his eighty-fourth. In the present century, Prince Talleyrand, Goethe,
-Rogers, and Niemcewicz are remarkable instances. The Cardinal du Belloy
-lived nearly a century; and Marshal Moncey lately terminated a glorious
-career at eighty-five.
-
-Voltaire, though not a juvenile prodigy, was still young when he achieved
-his brilliant reputation. At seventeen, he wrote the poem of La Ligue,
-which afterwards became the Henriade; and at nineteen, produced the
-tragedy of Oedipus. His constitution was then far from strong; and his
-correspondence attests his frequent sufferings. No man, perhaps, ever made
-a larger demand on his faculties. Yet his head may be said to have
-survived the other members of his body, the extremities of which were long
-insensible; his body reduced to a skeleton, his stomach rejecting all
-sustenance, while to the last moment, his spirit gave proofs of wit and
-genius. Among the precocious children who survived to maturity, though of
-weakly health, were Alexander Pope and Dr. Johnson, both of whom may be
-said to have "lisped in numbers."
-
-Liceti, the son of a Genoese physician, came into the world only a few
-inches long, and it was thought impossible he could live. His father,
-however, gave him the name of Fortunio, a singular selection, considering
-the circumstances of the event, and placed him in an oven of even
-temperature, under the care of an attentive nurse; and in the course of a
-few months, Fortunio Liceti differed in nothing from children born in the
-usual manner. The early years of this child passed much as that of
-others, except that he evinced signs of superior intelligence. At
-nineteen, he wrote a "Treatise on the Soul;" and in the course of a life
-of seventy-nine years, embellished the literature of his country with
-eighty works, bearing the stamp of great erudition.
-
-Marshal Richelieu was a child of untimely birth; and so delicate in frame,
-as to be considered impossible to rear, though carefully wrapped in
-cotton. Yet he lived to the age of eighty-five! Without intending to set
-up Richelieu as a first-rate man, or defend his licentiousness, we cannot
-deny him a prominent place among the distinguished Frenchmen of the last
-century; being as much the representative of the tone and manners of the
-great world, as Voltaire of the wit, or Mirabeau of the eloquence of the
-country.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLI.
-
-EDUCATION OF CHILDREN.
-
-
-Neither the illustrious preceptor of Alexander, nor the amiable preceptor
-of the Duke of Burgundy, nor all the professors of the universities of
-England and France, ever effected so much in the way of education, as that
-unrecognised president of all universities and public
-schools--Example!--From the hour of their birth, children begin to
-imitate. Their first words are mimicries of what they hear pronounced
-before them. Hence the origin of different idioms and enunciations.
-Montaigne made Latin the mother tongue of his son, by surrounding him with
-persons who spoke no other language, and even a nurse who spoke Latin.
-
-The intellect of children expands long before they have the power of
-expressing their ideas. Physicians have affirmed that children have been
-known to die of jealousy, before they were old enough to express their
-sensations. Excessive notice of another child, or seeming neglect of
-themselves, has been found to induce a state of languor, and hasten their
-end. Young children suffer doubly in illness, from the incapability of
-expressing their pain.
-
-Their language being formed upon our own, and their conduct framed upon
-our own, the duty of placing desirable examples before them is
-sufficiently evident; yet we frequently punish them for faults of which
-the first lesson was given by ourselves. In many conditions of life,
-however, parents are forced to delegate to other hands the care of their
-progeny. The labouring poor, for instance, cannot constantly watch over
-them. While the rich wantonly confide their infants to the care of menial
-hands, the poor trust them to any which God is pleased to send to their
-aid. It is even more essential to avoid giving bad examples to children
-than to offer them good. Yet how often are family dissensions and
-recriminations exposed to their observation! A man and wife living ill
-together, who so far forget themselves as to quarrel before their
-children, create a preference and partizanship which must diminish the
-respect equally due to both parents. In humbler life, abusive language
-often ends with blows; and what must be the effect of such scenes on the
-tender mind of infancy?
-
-The presence of children on such occasions, when proved before the
-magistracy, ought to be considered an aggravation of the offence against
-the law. Fathers and mothers by upbraiding each other in presence of their
-children, often beget impressions which all their future representations
-are unable to eradicate; and of what avail to the comfort of parents the
-brilliant accomplishments and attractive manners of their children, if a
-son have been taught to disparage his father, or a daughter to think ill
-of her mother! Often do children so young as to appear deficient in
-observation, receive vague but indelible impressions, afterwards recalled
-by a retrospective view; when the past appears clear and free from the
-vapours which veiled it from our earlier comprehension.
-
-Among the lower orders, if a poor man be laborious, his son is usually the
-same. But the son of a father who ill-uses the mother, is pretty sure to
-turn out an idler and a dunce in childhood, and, in riper years, a
-ruffian.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLII.
-
-PREJUDICES OF THE FRENCH.
-
-
-The prevailing weakness of the French, collectively and individually, is
-to esteem themselves the type and model of perfection; the standard by
-which the universe ought to be regulated. An Italian author once asserted
-that the face of man was not made after that of God; but that the face of
-the Creator was to be imagined after that of man. The French consider all
-that resembles them, right: all that differs from them, wrong. This
-prejudice entitles foreigners to laugh at them, whether justly or not. The
-word "_fat_" appears to have been exclusively invented for the nation.
-Vain, presumptuous, haughty, disdainful men are to be found in all
-countries; but _fatuité_ is the peculiar attribute of Frenchmen; nor does
-any other language possess an equivalent term.
-
-The French, unhesitatingly, pronounce themselves the most polished nation
-of the universe; and Paris, the capital of the civilized world,--the city
-of arts, sciences, elegance of manners, and refinement. In Paris only,
-does genius receive due homage,--merit, encouragement,--or the mind its
-full development. But the temple they have erected to their national
-vanity, has begun to totter upon its flimsy foundation.
-
-Notwithstanding their assumed pre-eminence, no nation is more prone to
-imitate the customs, usages, fashions, and forms of government of others.
-Just as the Romans placed the Gods of their defeated enemies in their
-Pantheon, the French, under Napoleon, brought back the customs of foreign
-nations.
-
-For twelve centuries, the French possessed a system of government of their
-own; but they decided, at length, to adopt that of the English. A
-Revolution having occurred in England, and a King been beheaded in London,
-an analogous event appeared indispensable; and a King of France,
-consequently, ended his reign on the scaffold. In early times, one
-legislative chamber was considered sufficient; but as there existed two in
-England, their national vanity could not rest till gratified by a similar
-number. In all this, there is little to support the vaunted superiority of
-the French.
-
-Till the close of the last century, the French wore what is still termed,
-on the continent, the French costume, or _habit Français_, with bags and
-swords, which in England we call a court-dress. But the English having
-laid aside these inconvenient appendages in favour of hunting and riding
-coats, the latter were quickly adopted by the Parisians under the name of
-_redingotte_.
-
-The Lord Cadogan of Marlborough's time, having found it convenient to
-double up his queue, and bind it with a bow of black ribbon, the whole
-French army adopted the fashion; and his Lordship's name became
-immortalized in France by "_les perruques à la Cadogan_."
-
-The strong horses of Normandy required an easy but somewhat solid kind of
-saddle, the form of which had prevailed from the time of Louis XIV. But
-the English using a lighter and smaller kind, it was adopted in
-preference; and certain moral philosophers who proceeded to England to
-study the laws, manners, and system of government, having remarked in
-addition that the English treated their horses as Alcibiades did his dog,
-the horses on the other side the channel were forthwith anglicised by the
-abbreviation of their tails.
-
-On the arrival of the Bourbons and the English in France, in 1814, the
-long waists and cottage-bonnets of the ladies were made the ground-work of
-innumerable caricatures. Yet a few years afterwards, generally they were
-adopted! This Anglomania has been as much a matter of reproach to the
-French for centuries past; as, in England, the preference of the English
-ladies for French goods and manufactures. A serious source of discussion
-between Napoleon and Josephine was her rage for English fashions.
-
-In the early part of the Revolution, the Duke of Orleans made frequent
-excursions to England; in one of which he purchased a sword hilt of steel,
-the execution of which was admirable. On his return to Paris, he exhibited
-it to a celebrated steel worker, challenging him to produce its equal; on
-which, taking up the hilt, the man pointed out his own name to the Prince,
-as the manufacturer of the article, which had been exported to London.
-
-During the brilliant campaigns of Field-Marshal Suwarow, the form of his
-hat and boots was copied by the military men of France; and when Bolivar
-and Murillo were ascertained to wear hats of different dimensions, the
-French partizans of the two chiefs assumed on one part, broad-brimmed
-Spanish hats, on the other, a narrower shape.
-
-When the Russians came to Paris at the Restoration, another change took
-place. Instead of the boots worn to protect the legs from the mud, the
-wide trowsers of the Russians made to cover their boots, in consideration
-of the bitterness of their climate, were instantly adopted by the nation
-which pronounces itself the arbiter of Europe in matters of taste. The
-padded chests of the Russian uniforms, also worn as a defence against the
-weather, were imitated in defiance of climate and common sense.
-
-Previous to the arrival of the Russians in Paris, smoking was limited to
-the operative classes, and soldiers who had fought in the German campaign.
-But from the moment the Russians began to smoke in the open street, the
-capital so famed for elegance, became polluted with the smell of tobacco.
-A modern man of fashion can no more dispense with his cigar-case than
-Bayard with his sword; and in imitation of the Spanish women, the
-fashionable Parisian ladies, known by the name of _lionnes_, have taken to
-smoking.
-
-In order to mark their estimation of the Swedes, when they elected to be
-their Prince, Bernadotte, who is a Frenchman, they thought to do them the
-highest honour by calling them the French of the north. Two noblemen, the
-one an aide-de-camp of Napoleon, the other of the Emperor Alexander,
-having made acquaintance at Tilsit, the former observed, with the
-intention of paying a compliment: "You might really be taken for a
-Frenchman!" to which the Russian, indignant at his rudeness, replied:
-"Depend upon it you could never pass for a Russian!"
-
-It is a favourite vaunt of the braggarts of France, that their children
-are born soldiers. "Stamp upon the soil of France, and myriads of warriors
-will start up!" says one of their popular writers.
-
-In answer to this boast, observe the results of the drawing for the
-conscription, when the most trifling bodily defects are put forth to
-secure exemption from military service!--Nothing can exceed the despair of
-those who draw what is called "a bad number;" though a military career
-presents nearly the same advantages to a working man as any other to which
-he may devote himself.
-
-The self-sufficiency of the nation stands perpetually self-convicted; and
-it is now proverbial in Europe to "be as great a boaster as a Frenchman."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLIII.
-
-MONSTROUS BIRTHS.
-
-
-The attachment existing betwixt animals of different kinds is an undoubted
-fact. Dogs have been known to take kittens under their protection during
-the absence, or after the death of the parent cat. Most people who have
-been at the Jardin des Plantes, must have noticed the affection evinced by
-the lion for the little dog that shares his cage. Two horses and an ass
-having fed from the same rack during a period of fourteen years, on the
-death of the ass, his two companions refused food and died. These
-inclinations are probably the result of the familiarity with mankind
-produced by domestication, which destroys their natural instincts.
-
-Parrots, starlings, jays, and magpies, do not talk in their wild state;
-nor would a dog, or squirrel, of its free will, have turned a wheel.
-
-In a Norman farm, so singular an affection subsisted between a hen and a
-cat attached to the barn-yard, that the cat was frequently seen sitting
-upon the nest during the absence of her friend; and the eggs thus hatched
-produced a hybrid race of fowl and cat--a fact certified by an eminent
-Norman naturalist, Dr. Vimond, at the close of the last century. Towards
-the beginning of the present, there was exhibited in the Rue St. Honoré, a
-mastiff bitch having a litter of two puppies and two cats, which she had
-brought into the world at a birth.
-
-The ancients frequently speak of monstrous progeny. Besides the famous
-Minotaur of Crete, Pliny relates that a Roman lady, named Alcippa,
-produced a young elephant, and that a female slave brought forth a
-serpent. Julius Obsequens describes two Italian women, who, in the middle
-of the fifteenth century, produced on the same day, the one a cat, the
-other a dog. In such instances, dogs and cats seem to enjoy the
-preference. A Swiss woman, however, is asserted to have produced a hare; a
-Thuringian, a toad. Bayle speaks of a mare which produced a calf; and of a
-woman, who became the mother of a black cat, which was burnt by command of
-the Holy Inquisition in the belief that it was the offspring of the devil.
-These marvels have been chiefly attested by monks and physicians; but
-there is scarcely an instance in which any distinguished naturalist has
-been able to confirm the fact.
-
-During the thirteenth century, in three different places, at Wittenberg,
-Misnia, and Villefranche, children were born without heads. They died upon
-coming into the world; but not without having exhibited symptoms of life.
-
-Carpi, the anatomist, mentions a child born in 1729, in whose head was
-found nothing but clear water without a vestige of brain. On the other
-hand, children have come into the world with a double volume of brain. In
-1684, a woman gave birth to twins, of which the first-born survived only a
-few hours, while the second exhibited a double head, having four eyes, two
-noses, two tongues, but only two ears.
-
-The annals of anatomy furnish many such instances; and the cases of the
-Siamese twins, and of the unfortunate sisters of Sgöny, are too well known
-to need description. But if all the instances on record were
-recapitulated, these blunders of nature are but as a grain of sand
-compared with the regularity of her productions through an infinity of
-ages.
-
-The idea of individuals having a double sex, created probably by Plato in
-the fable of the Androgyne, the most ingenious fiction bequeathed to us by
-antiquity, was for ages supposed to have its foundation in fact; and every
-now and then, the irregularities of a Chevalier d'Eon revive the chimera,
-to which anatomists oppose a decided negative. The beautiful statue of the
-Florentine hermaphrodite at the Louvre is as much a chimerical being as a
-sphinx.
-
-The Memoirs of the Chevalier d'Eon, published in America, declare one of
-the most illustrious dynasties of modern Europe to be his descendents; an
-assertion easily disproved by a comparison of the date of his visit to
-Russia with that of the birth of the Emperor Paul.
-
-The Albinos were formerly considered a distinct race. They were sought in
-the olden time as favourite appendages to the Courts of African and
-Asiatic monarchs. Pliny places them in Albania, probably from the
-similitude of name; but does not state that they constituted a nation. His
-description of them, however, perfectly agrees with those of modern times;
-having white hair, and eyes which he describes as resembling those of a
-partridge. The Albinos are, in truth, an exceptional race; and their
-peculiarities are seldom found to be hereditary.
-
-The morbid longings of women during pregnancy afford many remarkable
-facts. Goulard relates, that in the neighbourhood of Andernach, on the
-Rhine, a woman experienced such a longing for the flesh of her husband,
-that she murdered him, ate one half of the body and salted the other;
-when her appetite being appeased, she confessed the deed to two friends of
-her husband.
-
-In the Helvetic Chronicles it is related, that in the time of Martin IV.,
-an illustrious lady of Rome, an object of affection to the supreme head of
-the Church, gave birth to a son having the semblance of a wild beast;
-which monstrous production was ascribed to the passion of his Holiness for
-paintings of animals, numbers of which ornamented his palace, till the
-continual view of such objects influenced the mind and body of his fair
-inmate.
-
-A black child is generally believed to have been born to Marie Thérèse,
-the wife of Louis XIV., in consequence of a little negro page in her
-service having started from a hiding-place, and stumbled over her dress
-early in her pregnancy. This child was educated at the Convent of Moret,
-near Fontainebleau, where she took the veil, and where, till the epoch of
-the Revolution, her portrait was shown.
-
-Mallebranche has assigned the greatest scope of imagination to women under
-such circumstances. He mentions one, who having been present at the
-breaking of a criminal on the wheel, gave birth to a child whose limbs
-were broken at the exact places where those of the criminal were
-fractured. Scarcely an anatomical museum but contains monstrous
-productions. The question unsolved is the influence of the imagination of
-the mother in producing these aberrations of nature.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLIV.
-
-THE ICHNEUMON AND THE HALCYON.
-
-
-Buffon assumes that the Ichneumon has been brought to a state of
-domesticity. But he probably generalized from a single instance. The Pacha
-of Egypt has a tame lion; and many other instances might be cited. But the
-lion cannot be regarded as reduced to a domestic animal.
-
-According to Pliny, the ichneumon was an object of veneration among the
-Egyptians. So also was the crocodile; these two determined enemies being
-equally objects of adoration. By the ancients, the ichneumon was said to
-watch the moment of the crocodile's sleep; when, finding the monster's
-jaws open, it instantly crept in, and having devoured the bowels, made its
-way out by the way it entered.
-
-Denon has given us the following account of the ichneumon in his Travels
-in Egypt.
-
-"The ichneumon is seen lying upon the reeds of the Nile, in the
-neighbourhood of the villages, to which it repairs in search of poultry
-and eggs. The supposed antagonism of the ichneumon and crocodile, the one
-eating the eggs of the other, and the former creeping down the throat of
-the latter, is pure invention. These two animals do not dwell in the same
-regions. Crocodiles are not known in Lower, nor ichneumons in Upper Egypt;
-so that there can be no grounds for the prejudice which has existed twenty
-centuries:--for Pliny, himself, probably handed down a tradition!
-
-The fable of the halcyon is so charming, that it ought to have been
-founded on fact. But Ovid was a better poet than naturalist.
-
-To the power of tranquillizing the tempest, the halcyon was supposed to
-add the gift of foretelling good or bad weather. By degrees, writers of
-fiction endowed its feathers with the power of rendering silk proof
-against the sting of insects, of yielding wealth and harmony, and
-conferring grace and beauty on the wearers. The halcyon deposits its eggs
-on the sea-shore, on the banks of lakes and rivers; and its breeding
-season is that when the air is most calm and serene; but its power of
-controlling the elements is wholly fabulous.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLV.
-
-SORCERERS AND MAGICIANS.
-
-
-In the works of St. Augustin, we are informed that there existed in his
-time in Italy, women possessed of the power attributed by the poets to
-Circe, who transformed men into beasts of burthen, and compelled them to
-bear their baggage. St. Augustin mentions that a priest named Præstantius
-unfortunately meeting one of those women, was changed into a mule, and
-compelled to bear a trunk on his back; and that it was only when she had
-no further occasion for his services, he was allowed to resume his gown
-and band.
-
-Are we to infer from this passage, that one of the greatest minds that
-ever enlightened the Church believed in this species of transformation?
-Certainly not! The works of St. Augustin are not to be literally
-interpreted.
-
-The hyperbole simply implies that there are in Italy women whose charms
-are so powerful, and whose allurements so dangerous, that men who give way
-to their influence, ceasing to be men, are reduced to the condition of
-brutes, and exercise the most degrading labour. As to the priest
-Præstantius, his name contains the key to the mystery; and he was probably
-one of the minor Canons of the Church converted into a slave to do the
-errands of some attractive dame.
-
-This version of the passage of St. Augustin, so often cited for twelve
-centuries by the believers in magic, was simply an exhortation against
-female seduction to the laity and clergy of his time. It has proved,
-however, no small advantage to mountebanks to be backed by the authority
-of the illustrious name of St. Augustin!
-
-The annals of the Jesuits abound in terrible histories of atonement made
-at the stake for imputed sorcery. The following instance is related by Dom
-Calmet. Charles IV., Duke of Lorraine, had in his service a
-valet-de-chambre, named Desbordes, who was accused of having hastened, by
-the art of sorcery, the death of the Princess Mary of Lorraine, mother to
-the Duke.
-
-"Charles IV. conceived suspicions against Desbordes, from the period of
-his having furnished a grand banquet given by the Duke to a hunting party
-at a moment's notice: Desbordes having made no other preparatives than to
-open a chest, having three trays, upon which were three courses ready
-prepared. During another hunting party, Desbordes reanimated three
-criminals suspended from a gibbet, and commanded them to make obeisance to
-the Duke; having done which, he bade them hang themselves again. Another
-time, he made the figures in a piece of tapestry come down and join in the
-dance. Charles IV., alarmed at these supernatural feats, eventually
-brought Desbordes to trial; and he was condemned and executed as a
-magician for mere acts of sleight of hand.
-
-The real cause of his condemnation was the enmity of the court-physicians
-of Lorraine; whom he had irritated by the disappointment of their
-predictions touching the death of the Princess Mary; for had his judges
-really believed in his power of restoring the dead to life, their sentence
-of execution would have been absurd.
-
-The most learned men of times famed for their learning have sometimes
-condescended to confirm these popular errors. Baronius affirms the bridge
-of the Spiritus Sanctus, in Rome, to have been erected by a glance from
-the eye of a child of twelve years old, named Benezet; and his assertion
-is founded upon five Papal bulls.
-
-Paulus Jovius, a man of unquestionable erudition, confirms the popular
-legend concerning the black dog of Cornelius Agrippa; stating that, when
-on his death-bed at Lyons, he uttered dreadful imprecations against his
-faithful attendant, who was supposed by the vulgar to be a familiar spirit
-disguised under the form of a cur; saying, "Away with thee wretched beast,
-through whom I am lost to all eternity!" On which the dog precipitated
-itself into the Saône, and appeared no more. Unfortunately for the
-historian, Agrippa died at Grenoble, and not at Lyons, so that the Saône
-is rather far fetched. But those who believe in familiar spirits are apt
-to be loose in their notions of geography.
-
-The work of James I., upon Demonology, is one of the most curious records
-of the superstition of his time, of which the feats of Nicholas Hopkins,
-the witch-finder, afford so cruel an evidence. The royal author would,
-perhaps, have been better employed in seeing a more enlightened education
-bestowed upon his ill-advised son, than in perpetuating his own credulity.
-
-The Memoirs of the Cardinal de Richelieu admit his belief in witchcraft.
-In his time, it was an advantage to a Minister of State to have at his
-disposal accusations of a mysterious crime, where disculpation was next to
-impossible. Urbain Grandier, the priest, who was condemned to death for
-allowing the nuns of Loudun to communicate with the devil, was one among
-many victims to the darkness of the public mind.
-
-By the Parliaments of France, hundreds were burnt for witchcraft in the
-course of a few months. The shepherds of La Brie alone supplied
-innumerable victims; as the supposed authors of all the domestic
-misfortunes of the district, the murrain that carried off the cattle, and
-the hooping-cough that carried off the children. Like the old women in
-Scotland, they were "na canny;" and like them, expiated the prejudice
-among faggots and tar-barrels. But though we no longer burn for
-witchcraft, the profession is far from extinct; and in the remote
-districts of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales, there scarcely exists
-a country magistrate but has had some charge brought before him implying
-the exercise of witchcraft. The horse-shoe is still seen nailed above the
-doors of our villages; and fortune-tellers, and spaewives are consulted,
-in spite of Sunday schools and the Lancastrian system. Not a day passes,
-but the ordeal of the Bible and key, the Sortes virgiliane of the vulgar,
-is resorted to in some village of the British empire; but the exorcisms of
-the school-master will probably drive both witches and witch-finders from
-the land.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLVI.
-
-MALE AND FEMALE.
-
-
-When the learned Spaniard, Feijoo, was about to decide upon the
-comparative power and merit of the two sexes, he invoked an angel to
-descend from Heaven to enlighten his mind; so perplexing did he feel the
-arguments on both sides.
-
-Rousseau, in comparing the sexes, observes, "as I pursue my
-investigations, I perceive on all sides affinity--on all sides
-discrepancy."
-
-And long may that discrepancy exist. The merit of woman consists in the
-oppositeness of her qualities to those of the male sex.
-
-To be completely woman, is her perfection; as man is never more perfect
-than when most completely man. Sybarites and Amazons are alike at variance
-with nature; and Hercules handling the distaff of Omphale could not be
-more absurd than Omphale wielding the club of Hercules.
-
-In heathen times, and even now, in countries uncivilized by Christianity,
-the condition of women is of a subordinate and miserable nature. Aristotle
-was one of the greatest depreciators of women; regarding them as an
-incomplete production, and at variance with the ends of nature. He fancied
-that, in a more perfect order of things, only men would be seen on earth.
-In the tragedies of Euripides, women are treated with unmeasured contempt;
-and his opinions being embraced by the Greeks, were adopted by the early
-theologians alluded to by St. Augustin; who pretended that at the day of
-judgment, God would reform his work, and the dead of both sexes rise again
-of the masculine gender. In the fifth century, it was agitated in council,
-whether our Saviour died for women as well as men; nor was it till after
-the most violent contestation, decided in the affirmative. Mahomet, the
-most violent opponent of the equality of sexes excluded women from
-Paradise except in a few favoured instances.
-
-Chivalry was the first defender of the weaker sex.
-
-At the beginning of the twelfth century, a doctor, named Amauri, of the
-diocese of Chartres, attempted to renew the doctrine of Aristotle
-concerning women, declaring them to be imperfect works accidentally
-proceeding from the hands of God. The Archbishop of Paris, however,
-convened a council, which declared his doctrine to be heretical; and
-anathemized Amauri, who having died previous to the decree, his lady was
-disinterred, and thrown into the common sewer. This proceeding gave much
-satisfaction to the Parisian populace; but was scarcely necessary to
-refute the impertinent assertions of Aristotle and his disciple.
-
-It is unnecessary to dwell upon the criticisms, satires, and diatribes, of
-which women have been the objects,--from Juvenal, to Boileau and Pope; and
-from Boccaccio and Brantome, to La Fontaine and Byron:--for their
-champions are, at least, as numerous as their assailants. Among themselves
-Madame de Genlis in France, and Mary Wolstonecroft in England, have fought
-a good fight in favour of the equality of the sexes.
-
-Mallebranche, one of the writers who has most profoundly studied the
-question, accords to women a decided superiority in point of sensibility;
-but decides them to be equally inferior to the male sex in point of
-abstract ideas. Arguing upon the difference of organisation, and
-conceiving the brain to be the seat of intellectual operations, he shows
-that the brain of women is of a more feeble organization, and less
-extended than that of men; and concludes, from the diameter of their head
-being less, that their minds must maintain the same proportion. This
-opinion is based upon the craniological, or phrenological system.
-
-Mallebranche agrees with Dr. Gall in the belief that the seat of
-intelligence lies essentially in the brain, and that the amount of our
-faculties is proportioned to the volume of that organ: that stupid animals
-have scarcely any brain, and sagacious animals much; that no animal can
-vie in proportion with that of man; and that among men, idiots are
-remarkable for deficiency of brain. On this point, the learned and the
-ignorant fully coincide;--a fool or idiot, having been always styled a
-brainless fellow.
-
-The Cretins of the Valais, and the Pyrenees, who have very diminutive
-heads, are alike devoid of intellect, and suffer from the same affliction.
-In the intellectual physiology of Domangeon, he relates, that, of two
-maniacs under his care, a young person suddenly bereft of reason had a
-head incredibly small; while an old woman, similarly afflicted, had a
-brain no larger than that of a child of three years old.
-
-Experiment has now proved the brain to be the seat of human intelligence.
-The celebrated Dr. Richerand, attended a patient whose brain was
-accidentally exposed, and anxious to convince himself that the brain was
-really the seat of intelligence, he pressed that of his patient with his
-hand, when the intellectual powers immediately ceased, and upon
-withdrawing his hand, they recovered their faculties.
-
-Those who still deny the brain to be the seat of intelligence, instance,
-in support of their theory, the existence of reason after the ossification
-of the brain; and of children, born deficient in spinal marrow. Duverney
-exhibited to the Academy of Sciences at Paris, the head of an ox nearly
-petrified, notwithstanding which, it had never betrayed the least
-uneasiness, or any unusual symptoms.
-
-It is certain that considerable portions of the brain have been removed
-from a living subject, in cases of accident, without prejudice to the
-intellectual faculties. But the lobes being double, a portion may be cut
-away without affecting its power; as in losing an eye or an ear, the
-faculty of seeing and hearing remains.
-
-All this, however, is a digression from the fact asserted; that the brain
-of a woman weighs less by one sixteenth than that of a man! The mean
-weight of the brain of a man is estimated at three pounds; and it is found
-to be two pounds thirteen ounces in that of a woman, from which it may be
-inferred that man is a sixteenth part more intelligent than woman. It may,
-however, be argued that this is only accordant with the other comparative
-proportions of the human frame. The stature of woman is a sixteenth less
-than that of man, and the brain ought surely to be in proportion to the
-stature.
-
-On this point, J. J. Rousseau observes, "A perfect woman and perfect man
-ought to be as dissimilar in form and face, as in soul. A well-conditioned
-man should not be less than five feet and a half in height, with a
-sonorous voice and well-bearded chin." But considering the number of men
-who expend many hours a day in adorning and perfuming their persons, and
-lounging upon a sofa or beside a work-table, it is not wonderful that
-women should be tempted to consider themselves somewhat nearer on a par
-with those who renounce the manly attributes of their sex.
-
-In establishing between man and woman certain relations and differences,
-Providence has clearly distinguished the condition of the two sexes. To
-the stronger, he assigned rude labour and the tillage of the earth; to the
-weaker, domestic duties, and the rearing of progeny. The one has an
-out-door, the other an in-door existence; and by the duties of the mother,
-the position of the slighter sex is distinctly pointed out.
-
-It would appear as if the comparative merit of the sexes were influenced
-by the effect of climate; the Salique-law still prevailing in several of
-the most civilized countries of Europe, in spite of the glorious reigns of
-Elizabeth and Anne in England, and Catherine in Russia; and the living
-example of three female sovereigns on the throne. But it may be added
-that in two of the countries where woman is excluded from the throne, she
-exercises in private life fourfold the influence assigned her in England,
-Spain, or Portugal, where she is admitted to the privileges of supreme
-power.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLVII.
-
-MINOR SUPERSTITIONS.
-
-
-One of the most prevalent minor superstitions has its origin in a
-religious influence. Friday is regarded as the most unlucky day of the
-week, from being that of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. People of all
-classes object to commencing an undertaking, or a journey, on Friday; and
-the Calabrian brigands forbear to assassinate on that day, however
-difficult to postpone the premeditated crime till the following morning.
-They feel convinced that a murder committed on a Friday will be overtaken
-by the hand of justice. In Paris, the average quantity of new pieces
-produced at the different theatres is from a hundred and fifty to two
-hundred; and for the last thirty years, not one of these has been produced
-for the first time on a Friday.
-
-Boileau, in one of his Satires, places among the number of human
-weaknesses, the superstition which makes
-
- Twelve grouped together, fear an other one.
-
-The origin of this sentiment dates from the Last Supper; when, thirteen
-being at table, one of them betrayed and another denied his master, and
-"went and hanged himself;" and a prejudice has ever since prevailed that
-out of every thirteen dipping together in the dish, one must fall a victim
-before the end of the year. The probability that one out of every thirteen
-may die in the course of the year, exceeds but little the usual chances of
-mortality.
-
-The dislike which many entertain of seeing a knife and fork crossed on a
-plate, has also reference to a religious objection as an emblem of the
-crucifixion. Yet it sometimes obtains ascendancy over unbelievers.
-Frederick the Great disliked seeing a knife and fork crossed so much, that
-he never failed to uncross them. Others dislike to see three candles
-lighted; an omen borrowed from the ancients, who regarded them as symbolic
-of the Fates, the Furies, and the three heads of Cerberus.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLVIII.
-
-SOMNAMBULISM.
-
-
-"Dreams are the interludes of a busy fancy," say the copybooks; and in
-some instances they appear to excite in the body impulses equally active.
-
-Condillac, the mathematician, when surprised by sleep in the midst of his
-abstruse calculations, often found that, on awaking, the solution of a
-problem presented itself spontaneously to his mind, as though he had been
-working in his sleep.
-
-But a more familiar instance of somnambulism is that of a deceased
-Hampshire Baronet.
-
-This gentleman was nearly driven to distraction by the fact that, every
-night, he went to bed in a shirt, and every morning awoke naked, without
-the smallest trace of the missing garment being discovered.
-
-Hundreds of shirts disappeared in this manner; and as there was no fire in
-his room, it was impossible to account for the mystery. The servants
-believed their master to be mad; and even he began to fancy himself
-bewitched. In this conjuncture, he implored an intimate friend to sleep in
-the room with him; and ascertain by what manner of mysterious midnight
-visitant his garment was so strangely removed. The friend, accordingly,
-took up his station in the haunted chamber; and lo! as the clock struck
-one, the unfortunate Baronet, who had previously given audible intimation
-of being fast asleep, rose from his bed, rekindled with a match the candle
-which had been extinguished, deliberately opened the door, and quitted the
-room. His astonished friend followed; saw him open in succession a variety
-of doors, pass along several passages, traverse an open court, and
-eventually reach the stable-yard; where he divested himself of his shirt,
-and disposed of it in an old dung heap, into which he thrust it by means
-of a pitch fork. Having finished this extraordinary operation, without
-taking the smallest heed of his friend who stood looking on, and plainly
-saw that he was walking in his sleep, he returned to the house, carefully
-reclosed the doors, re-extinguished the light, and returned to bed; where
-the following morning he awoke, as usual, stripped of his shirt!
-
-The astonished eye-witness of this extraordinary scene, instead of
-apprizing the sleep-walker of what had occurred, insisted that the
-following night, a companion should sit up with him; choosing to have
-additional testimony to the truth of the statement he was about to make;
-and the same singular events were renewed, without the slightest change or
-deviation. The two witnesses, accordingly, divulged all they had seen to
-the Baronet; who, though at first incredulous, became of course convinced,
-when, on proceeding to the stable-yard, several dozens of shirts were
-discovered; though it was surmised that as many more had been previously
-removed by one of the helpers, who probably looked upon the hoard as
-stolen goods concealed by some thief.
-
-A far stranger circumstance has been related by a highly-beneficed member
-of the Roman Catholic Church.
-
-In the College where he was educated was a young Seminarist who habitually
-walked in his sleep; and while in a state of somnambulism, used to sit
-down to his desk and compose the most eloquent sermons; scrupulously
-erasing, effacing, or interlining, whenever an incorrect expression had
-fallen from his pen. Though his eyes were apparently fixed upon the paper
-when he wrote, it was clear that they exercised no optical functions; for
-he wrote just as well when an opaque substance was interposed between them
-and the sheet of paper.
-
-Sometimes, an attempt was made to remove the paper, in the idea that he
-would write upon the desk beneath. But it was observed that he instantly
-discerned the change; and sought another sheet of paper, as nearly as
-possible resembling the former one. At other times, a blank sheet of paper
-was substituted by the bystanders for the one on which he had been
-writing; in which case, on reading over, as it were, his composition, he
-was sure to place the corrections, suggested by the perusal, at precisely
-the same intervals they would have occupied in the original sheet of
-manuscript.
-
-This young priest, moreover, was an able musician; and was seen to compose
-several pieces of music while in a state of somnambulism; drawing the
-lines of the music paper for the purpose with a ruler and pen and ink, and
-filling the spaces with his notes with the utmost precision, besides a
-careful adaptation of the words, in vocal pieces.
-
-On one occasion, the somnambulist dreamt that he sprang into a river to
-save a drowning child; and, on his bed, was seen to imitate the movements
-of swimming. Seizing the pillow, he appeared to snatch it from the waves
-and lay it on the shore. The night was intensely cold; and so severely did
-he appear affected by the imaginary chill of the river, as to tremble in
-every limb; and his state of cold and exhaustion when roused, was so
-alarming, that it was judged necessary to administer wine and other
-restoratives."
-
-It would require a volume to relate the wonders of artificial somnambulism
-produced by Animal Magnetism, _i. e._ the somnolency produced in certain
-organizations by persons constitutionally endowed for the purpose; during
-which, some patients become so utterly insensible, that surgical
-operations of the most painful nature, such as amputation, have been
-performed upon them without their knowledge. Others appear to be
-transported into a higher sphere; and in a frame of mind described under
-the name of _clairvoyance_, become capable of reading sealed letters and
-closed books; of speaking languages of which they are otherwise ignorant,
-and indicating the name and nature of misunderstood diseases, as well as
-the means of cure; though at the cessation of the state of somnambulism,
-all recollection is effaced of the wonders they have performed under its
-influence.
-
-The mysteries of Magnetic Science are at present so imperfectly
-understood, and afford so wide a field for scientific argument, that it
-would be presumptuous to enter further into the subject in a work
-affecting to treat of errors and superstitions.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XLIX.
-
-A FEW MORE WORDS ABOUT GHOSTS, VAMPIRES, AND LOUP-GAROUX.
-
-
-In the winter of 1758, the sacristan of Polliac expired, after a few
-hours' illness, of a fright produced by the sight of a large white rabbit
-seated on the grave-stone of a famous poacher recently deceased, as he was
-crossing the church-yard at midnight after accompanying the curate to
-administer the last sacrament to a dying parishioner. The mind of this
-poor fellow, who was a proficient in the ghost stories of the
-neighbourhood, was probably deeply impressed by the melancholy scene he
-had been witnessing; which, combined with the desperate character and
-blasphemous habits of Blaise Rolland, the poacher, induced him to suppose
-that the soul of the defunct had undergone transformation, or that Satan
-himself was watching over his grave, in the shape of one of the animals
-he had so often appropriated to himself.
-
-The rabbit proved in the sequel to be a tame one escaped from a
-neighbouring farm. But in the interim, the poor man had fallen a victim to
-his panic! A more rational being would have inquired of himself for what
-purpose the Almighty could be supposed to suffer the soul of an obscure
-poacher to revisit the earth, when we learn from divine writ His refusal
-to permit the appearance of Dives to his brethren, as a superfluous
-concession. "If they hear not Moses and the Prophets, neither will they be
-persuaded, though one rose from the dead!"
-
-Nothing can be more absurd than the functions attributed to ghosts, when
-we know that the soul, at the moment of its separation from the body, is
-an impalpable, invisible, substance. Yet this spiritual essence, which eye
-hath not seen, or ear heard, is supposed to have exercised the power of
-dragging chains, undrawing curtains, opening doors, ringing bells,
-uttering groans, articulating reproaches; in the face of the Scriptural
-Revelation "that the body shall return to the dust, and the spirit unto
-GOD who gave it!"
-
-We find in St. John's Gospel, that the souls of mankind in the different
-mansions of the Almighty, receive after death the reward of deeds done in
-the body. Is it likely then that they should have leisure or inclination
-for revisiting their dreary mansion of clay?
-
-There is one instinct which we are bound to accord to ghosts; _i. e._ a
-wonderful aptitude for the discovery of cowards! In the ghost-stories of
-all countries, it is observable that the first impulse of the person
-addressed by a spectre is to take to his heels. With the exception of the
-lady of the Beresford family, who is said to have sat and talked theology
-with her brother, there is no record of a rational conversation between a
-disembodied spirit and those of the flesh; for the pretended apparition of
-Mrs. Veale, is now known to have been an ingenious bookseller's puff of
-the work of Drelincourt on Death.
-
-In most instances, ghost-stories have their origin in some incident which
-no one has been at the pains to investigate. In 1746, the public Theatre
-of Anatomy, in Paris, was disturbed by the sudden frenzy of the porter in
-care of the dissecting-room; who protested that the spirit of a young man,
-whose body had been deposited there the preceding day, after having
-committed suicide by throwing himself into the Seine, had appeared to him
-in the course of the night, bewailing and lamenting the dreadful
-consequences of his crime.
-
-Bruhier, the learned Professor of Anatomy, aware of the injurious
-consequences likely to arise from a report that the theatre was haunted,
-examined carefully into the details of the case; when it appeared that
-this unfortunate young man, having recovered in the course of the night
-from the state of insensibility in which he was deposited in the
-dissecting-room, and terrified by the horrible aspect of the spot in which
-he found himself, among dead bodies, skeletons and anatomical preparations
-faintly illuminated by the light of a lamp, had dragged himself to the
-door of the small adjoining room inhabited by the porter, and in faint
-accents implored his assistance, and described the agonies of his
-situation.
-
-The porter, roused from his sleep by the appeal of a dead man wrapped in
-his winding-sheet, instantly lost his senses; and the doors being locked
-upon them, the exhausted young man, whom Providence had thus fruitlessly
-restored, sank a victim to cold and exhaustion. His body was discovered
-stretched on the floor of the dissecting-room near the porter's door. But
-for the judicious investigations of Monsieur Bruhier, this would have been
-established as an authentic instance of spectral visitation!
-
-A similar circumstance occurred in Lancashire some years ago.
-
-A lady, the wife of a wealthy squire, died after a protracted illness; and
-on the evening of her decease, her husband, desirous to pass a solitary
-hour by the body, sent the nurse who was watching beside it, out of the
-room. Before the expiration of an hour, the bell by which the deceased had
-been in the habit of summoning the nurse, rang violently; and the woman,
-fancying the unfortunate widower was taken suddenly ill, hurried into the
-room. He dismissed her angrily, however, protesting that he had not rung.
-Shortly afterwards, the bell was rung a second time; when the woman
-observed to one of the servants that she should not attend to the summons,
-as the gentleman might again repent having summoned her, and dismiss her
-ungraciously.
-
-"It cannot be my master who is ringing now," replied the footman, "for I
-have this moment left him in the drawing-room."
-
-And while he was still speaking, the bell of the chamber of death rang a
-third time--and still more violently than before.
-
-The nurse was now literally afraid to obey the summons: nor was it till
-several of the servants agreed to accompany her, that she could command
-sufficient courage. At length, they ventured to open the door, expecting
-to discover, within, some terrible spectacle.
-
-All, however, was perfectly tranquil; the corpse extended upon the bed
-under a holland sheet, which was evidently undisturbed. Such, however, was
-the agitation of the poor nurse, that nothing would induce her to remain
-alone with the body; and one of the housemaids accordingly agreed to
-become her companion in the adjoining dressing-room.
-
-They had not been there many minutes, when the bell again sounded; nor
-could there be any mistake on the subject, for the bell-wire passing round
-the dressing-room was in motion, and the servants in the offices could
-attest the vibration of the bell. The family butler accordingly determined
-to support the courage of the terrified women by accompanying them back to
-the dressing-room, in which they were to sit with the door open, so as to
-command a view of the bed.
-
-These precautions effectually unravelled the mystery! A string had been
-attached to the bell-pull to enable the sick lady to summon her attendants
-without changing her position, which, still unremoved, hung down upon the
-floor; and a favourite kitten, often admitted into the room to amuse the
-invalid, having entered the chamber unobserved, was playing with the
-string, which, being entangled in her feet, had produced this general
-panic.
-
-But for the opportune explanation of this trivial incident, the family
-mansion would have obtained the notoriety of a haunted house, and probably
-been deserted!
-
-Such was the case with the Crown Inn at Antwerp, where some years ago, a
-white spectre, bearing a lamp in one hand and a bunch of keys in the
-other, was seen by a variety of travellers passing along a corridor till
-it disappeared in a particular chamber.
-
-Nothing would satisfy the neighbours that an unfortunate traveller had not
-been, at some period or other, despatched in that fatal room by one of the
-previous landlords of the house; and the Crown gradually obtained the name
-of the Haunted Inn, and ceased to be frequented by its old patrons.
-
-The landlord, finding himself on the brink of ruin, determined to sleep in
-the haunted-room with a view of proving the groundlessness of the story;
-and caused his ostler to bear him company, on pretence of requiring a
-witness to the absurdity of the report; but in reality, from cowardice. At
-dead of night, however, just as the two men were composing themselves to
-sleep in one bed, leaving another which was in the room untenanted, the
-door flew open, and in glided the white spectre!
-
-Without pausing to ascertain what it might attempt on approaching the
-other bed, towards which it directed its course, the two men rushed naked
-out of the room; and by the alarm they created, confirmed, more fully than
-ever, the evil repute of the house.
-
-Unable longer to sustain the cost of so unproductive an establishment,
-the poor landlord advertised for sale the house in which he and his father
-before him were born and bred. But bidders were as scarce as customers;
-the inn remaining on sale for nearly a year, during which, from time to
-time, the spectre reappeared.
-
-At length, an officer of the garrison, who had formerly frequented the
-house, and recollected the excellent quality of its wine, moved to
-compassion in favour of the poor host, undertook to clear up the mystery
-by sleeping in the haunted chamber; nothing doubting that the whole was a
-trick of some envious neighbour, desirous of deteriorating the value of
-the freehold in order to become a purchaser.
-
-His offer having been gratefully accepted, the Captain took up his
-quarters in the fatal room, with a bottle of wine, and a brace of loaded
-pistols on the table before him; determined to shoot at whatever object
-might enter the doors.
-
-At the usual hour of midnight, accordingly, when the door flew open and
-the white spectre bearing a lamp and a bunch of keys made its appearance,
-he seized his weapons of destruction; when, lo! as his finger was on the
-point of touching the trigger, what was his panic on perceiving that the
-apparition was no other than the daughter of his host, a young and pretty
-girl, evidently walking in her sleep! Preserving the strictest silence, he
-watched her set down the lamp, place her keys carefully on the
-chimney-piece, and retire to the opposite bed, which, as it afterwards
-proved, she had often occupied during the life-time of her late mother who
-slept in the room.
-
-No sooner had she thoroughly composed herself, than the officer, after
-locking the door of the room, went in search of her father and several
-competent witnesses; including the water-bailiff of the district, who had
-been one of the loudest in circulating rumours concerning the Haunted Inn.
-The poor girl was found quietly asleep in bed; and her terror on waking in
-the dreaded chamber, afforded sufficient evidence to all present of the
-state of somnambulism in which she had been entranced.
-
-From that period, the spectre was seen no more; probably because the
-landlord's daughter removed shortly afterwards to a home of her own.
-
-It has frequently occurred, for ill-disposed persons to profit by the
-ill-name of a haunted house, as in the case of gangs of coiners and
-thieves, who raise such reports in order to secure impunity in their
-haunts. The Palace of the Tuileries is said to be haunted by a Red Man,
-who regularly appears on the eve of any popular tumult, betiding evil to
-the Royal Family of France. And appear he will, to the end of time; for
-those who wish to create a political panic, take care that the apparition
-shall be periodically renewed. The Palace at Berlin was at one time in
-danger of having a Weisse Frau, or White Lady, to match with the Red Man.
-
-During the reign of Frederick I., one of the Princesses, his daughters,
-being dangerously ill, a white spectre was seen to traverse the royal
-corridor leading to her apartments; and from that moment, the royal family
-gave up all hope of her recovery. The following night, the Princess
-expired; and not a soul about the Court doubted that the fatal event had
-been announced by the appearance of the White Lady, who, on being
-challenged by the guard at the head of the staircase had flitted past like
-a shadow. Great difficulty was found in procuring proper attendants to
-watch beside the body of her royal highness; when one of the royal
-Chaplains requested a sight of the depositions of the soldiers by whom the
-spectre had been accosted.
-
-The mystery was instantly explained. A favourite attendant of the late
-Princess, who, from the moment of her death had been confined to her bed
-by severe affliction, happened to have mentioned to the Chaplain that, on
-quitting her royal highness's room in search of him, about midnight, the
-night preceding her mistress's demise, having a white veil thrown over her
-head to keep her from the night air, she had been challenged by the
-sentinel on guard; which being contrary to etiquette in a spot where her
-person was well known, she had not thought proper to reply. On further
-investigation, the evidence of the young lady herself was obtained; when
-it appeared that the period of her passage in a white night-dress, to and
-from the Princess's apartments, corresponded exactly with the apparitions
-of the White Lady described by the soldiers a happy relief for those who
-were compelled to inhabit that wing of the palace.
-
-A curious discovery occurred some years ago, at the head-quarters of the
-French army on the banks of the Rhine. It appears that rumours became
-suddenly prevalent of the repeated appearance of the spectre of the famous
-General Marceau, who, was killed at Altenkirchen near Coblentz, in 1796,
-and buried in the glacis of that city. He was, nevertheless, seen in his
-uniform as a General of Chasseurs, with a drawn sword in his hand, by
-several sentries and patroles; and nothing was discussed in Paris but the
-nature of the omens to be inferred from this apparition of one of the
-bravest officers of the Republic.
-
-It happened that the French Commandant of the city of Coblentz was a
-school-fellow and intimate friend of General Marceau; and either in hopes
-of once more beholding one so much beloved, or with a view of detecting
-the impostor who had presumed to trifle with his memory, he marched to the
-spot pointed out as the usual haunt of the spectre, escorted by a company
-of grenadiers.
-
-Shortly after his arrival, the ghost made its customary appearance, and by
-way of military salute, the Commandant ordered his men to "make ready" and
-"present!" But ere he could add the fatal word "fire," the ghost was upon
-its knees, whining piteously; realizing the officer's shrewd suspicions
-that it would prove to be one of the boatmen of the Rhine, who had assumed
-this appalling costume in order to pursue his calling unmolested, of
-conveying by night to the fortress of Ehrenbreitstein, opposite Coblentz,
-(at that moment besieged by the French) the provisions and succours so
-vital to the garrison. In the character of Marceau's ghost, accordingly,
-he had nightly paraded the glacis; keeping the coast clear from intrusion,
-while his boats traversed the river towards the fortress.
-
-Every one who has travelled in Hungary is familiar with the superstitions
-of the Willis, or dancing-brides, and the Vampires, or bodies that
-preserve a posthumous life by the suction of blood from human veins. But
-the latter superstition has found its way to other countries. A grave
-having been accidentally opened in a church-yard in Lorraine, about the
-year 1726, the body of a schoolmaster who, in his lifetime, had been
-strongly suspected of proficiency in the occult sciences, but who had been
-dead nearly half a century, was discovered in his coffin, as plump and
-fresh as though still alive; his eyes bright--his air joyous.
-
-The whole village having crowded to the spot to behold the miracle,
-instantly recognised a Vampire in this healthful corpse. Thousands of
-anecdotes were instantly cited of children lost in the neighbourhood; who,
-though previously supposed to have fallen into the river, or been
-destroyed by wolves, had evidently satisfied the dreadful appetites of the
-dead schoolmaster! In order to keep him, for the future, quiet and
-harmless in his grave, the villagers drove a stake through the body, after
-having cut off his head and burnt it on the spot.
-
-Had they persevered in their search, they would doubtless have found
-reason to fear, from the evidence of the adjoining graves, that their own
-fathers and mothers were also Vampires. Many soils, particularly those
-impregnated with nitre, have the property of preserving bodies by
-converting them to a substance resembling spermaceti. Similar discoveries
-have been made in several church-yards in England; but luckily without
-provoking suspicions so preposterous.
-
-In the course of a few years, thanks to the progress of national
-education, the best authenticated ghost-story going will scarcely find an
-auditor. Half of the magic rites and mystic wonders of the olden time have
-found able expositors in our own, in the retort and the crucible. We no
-longer exorcise a ghost:--we decompose it,--like any other gas.
-
-The orgies of intemperance used to be a fertile source of apparitions; as
-in the case of the female spectre which rebuked the infidelity of Lord
-Lyttleton--and the appearance of Lord Lyttleton himself to his friend
-Miles Peter Andrews; two _bon vivants_, who were most likely indebted for
-their nocturnal visions to an extra bottle of claret, and a broiled bone.
-
-A clergyman, who had been struggling hard and sacrificing his nights' rest
-for a series of months to a new translation of the Prophecies, took it
-into his head one night, that three children had entered his room and were
-seated at his writing table. As there was nothing alarming in such a
-visitation, he continued to write on; and on retiring to bed, at daybreak,
-left his young visitors apparently occupying their place. When he woke in
-the morning, they had of course disappeared.
-
-The illusion was, however, so strong, and recurred so often, that his
-studies were seriously interrupted; till at last he took the only wise
-step ever taken by an inveterate ghost-seer:--he consulted an eminent
-physician.
-
-"You have been overworking yourself," was the judicious reply, "and unless
-you have recourse to air and exercise, your nervous system will become
-seriously impaired. Such cases are by no means rare among men of studious
-habits. In some instances, the spectrum is created by a disorder of the
-optic nerve. In yours, I am pretty nearly sure that it arises from
-derangement of the stomach. A good dose of calomel, my dear Sir, will lay
-all your ghosts in the Red Sea!"
-
-An ignominious conclusion of a romance, which in some respects resembles
-the story of the Lutheran clergyman related in Wraxall's Memoirs! who, on
-taking possession of his cure, was awoke early next morning by the spectre
-of a pastor in his gown and band, praying beside the desk at the foot of
-his bed, and holding a ghastly child by either hand, whom he
-recognised--by a likeness suspended in the parish church--as his
-predecessor in the living. This occurred in summer time; but at the
-beginning of winter, when the stove in his chamber came to be lighted, as
-it never used to be in the time of the former pastor, an unpleasant smell
-issuing from the chimney caused a search to be instituted; when lo! the
-bones of two young children were found among the ashes in the stove. The
-incumbent, who had already circulated the report of his ghost story, had
-of course the comfort of finding child-murder attributed to his
-predecessor.
-
-The instance of Eugene Aram and 'Dan Clarke's bones' affords strong proof
-that those who hide can find; and in the ease in question, there appears
-some doubt whether the spectre were the delinquent.
-
-The subject of ghosts, however, must not be treated with less reverence
-than its due. Samuel and the Witch of Endor, and the declaration of the
-Evangelist that, during the Passion of our Saviour "the dead were raised
-up, and seen by many in the City of Jerusalem," remind us that spectral
-visitations are consistent with the records of Holy Writ. But in this
-case, as in that of demoniacal possession, the Christian era has produced
-a revolution in the pschycological phenomena of nature; the power of the
-evil one over the human race being modified so that the dead are no longer
-raised up; while the angels of the Lord no longer manifest themselves to
-the eyes of mankind, nor do His fallen angels take possession of the
-living soul.
-
-A remarkable story connected with the belief in spectral visitations, is
-that of the celebrated Bernhardi of Vienna; who after spending the evening
-in a gay carouse with a party of young men of infidel principles, where he
-boldly avowed his disbelief in the existence of ghosts, undertook to
-proceed, as the bell tolled midnight, to an adjoining church-yard, and
-stick into a grave pointed out to him, a fork which was taken from the
-supper-table and presented to him for the purpose.
-
-A considerable wager was to depend upon his execution of the feat; and at
-the appointed hour, with a daring deportment Bernhardi quitted the
-company, and repaired to the scene of action. It was agreed that he should
-return to the supper-table, leaving the fork sticking in the grave so as
-to be found on the morrow, in token of his accomplishment of the exploit.
-
-Ten minutes would have sufficed for his visit to the church-yard. But at
-the close of an hour he was still absent; when his companions became
-convinced that he had turned coward and sneaked home to bed. They
-instantly determined to convict his defection by following him to his
-lodgings; but on their arrival, found, with no small consternation, that
-he had not made his appearance.
-
-One of them, more his friend than the rest, really alarmed for his safety,
-proposed that they should visit the church-yard, and ascertain, at least,
-whether he had accomplished the feat. When lo! extended on the grave lay
-the lifeless body of the scoffer; who had burst a blood-vessel and died of
-fright.
-
-Having accidentally pinned down his cloak to the earth in sticking the
-fork into the ground, where it still remained, he probably fancied himself
-transfixed by the hands of the grisly tenant of the grave he was thus
-unpardonably violating, for the sport of a drunken frolic; and thus became
-the victim of his unwarrantable sacrilege. Let those who jest upon such
-fearful matters, take warning by Bernhardi!
-
-Another superstition connected with the disembodied spirit, is the belief
-that spectres are to be found in the neighbourhood of hidden treasures.
-
-In barbarous countries, it was the practice to kill a slave on a spot
-where treasures were deposited, in order that his soul might watch over
-the hoard, and terrify others from the spoil.
-
-In Ireland, such murders would be gratuitous; for almost every spot
-pointed out as having been a depository of treasures, in the olden time,
-is said to be haunted by a banshee.
-
-The same superstition appears to prevail in Germany and the Low Countries.
-
-Some years ago, a most ridiculous incident, founded upon this prejudice,
-came before the inquisition of the Saxon tribunals.
-
-The Burgomaster of the village of Brummersdorf, being a man of dissolute
-propensities, was in the habit of frequenting the public-house of the
-place, in order to enjoy with loose companions the irregularities he dared
-not attempt in his own house, in the fear of drawing upon himself the
-reprehension of his superiors in office. A fellow of the name of
-Osterwald, who acted as his clerk, was usually the companion of these
-excesses; and many a good bottle of wine formed the cement of the
-excellent understanding between them.
-
-One summer night, as they were seated, according to custom, in the public
-room of the inn, considerably the worse for a carouse prolonged after the
-decent inhabitants of the village had retired to rest, a stranger entered
-the inn demanding a night's lodging; and having approached the table at
-which the Burgomaster and his friend were drinking, continued to attract
-their attention by uttering profound sighs.
-
-Provoked by the interruption, the Burgomaster, whose name was Listenbach,
-demanded the cause of his affliction; to which the fellow replied that it
-was one with which he did not choose to trouble two gentlemen so
-distinguished as those he saw before him.
-
-Tickled by this flattery, Osterwald insisted on an explanation; and, at
-length, after much show of caution and mystery, the stranger declared that
-being a poor student of the University of Jena, he had been warned by a
-dream to repair to the old Castle of Brummersdorf; where he would find a
-fertile source of prosperity for his old age.
-
-"I knew not," said the stranger, "that there existed such a spot as
-Brummersdorf on the face of the globe; but on consulting my books of
-science, the following morning, I discovered, not only that it possessed
-the ruins of an ancient castle, formerly one of the finest in Westphalia,
-but that the constellations were favourable to the enterprize."
-
-"I recommend you then to set off at daybreak for the Castle," said
-Osterwald, "which is situated only a few hundred yards' distance, on the
-cliff overhanging the village."
-
-"Alas! I have just returned from thence!" replied the stranger. "I was
-expressly enjoined in my dream to visit the spot at the full of the moon."
-
-"And what success have you met with, my good friend?" demanded Listenbach,
-with increasing curiosity.
-
-"I need not tell you gentlemen, since you appear to be inhabitants of the
-place," replied the stranger, "that the old Castle of Brummersdorf is the
-depository of a prodigious treasure, the property of the extinct house of
-that name."
-
-"Indeed!" exclaimed his astonished auditors. "That accounts for the edict
-issued by Government that the inhabitants should on no account be
-permitted to disturb a stone of that ancient monument!"
-
-"On arriving at the spot," rejoined the stranger, "I made known in a loud
-voice the spiritual authority by which my mission was appointed. When lo!
-the spirit to whom is delegated the guardianship of the hidden treasure
-replied that he was not permitted to divulge the spot where it was buried,
-unless adjured by three persons at once; and unless the vault containing
-it were opened by a magic key--to be formed of pure gold. But alas!
-however tempting the prospect, gentlemen, how is a poor devil like myself
-to procure the twenty-one ducats which the spirit asserts to be
-indispensable for the casting of the key; or the attendance of two
-enterprizing companions willing to share my exploit, and its noble
-reward?"
-
-"Your two companions are before you," exclaimed the boozy Burgomaster, "if
-you will accept our company. Let me see what money I have in my purse!"
-
-Even without paying the reckoning--including a fresh bottle of wine,
-called for to drink to the success of their expedition--the purse of the
-Burgomaster did not furnish half the necessary sum. Nothing was easier for
-him, however, than to despatch his clerk to the strong box of his office;
-which, as he was obliging enough to acquaint them, contained nearly a
-couple of hundred ducats.
-
-In as short a time as the condition of his intellects would allow,
-Osterwald returned with the requisite sum; and the three companions, after
-an inspiriting bumper, took their way towards the ruins of the old
-castle.[2]
-
- [2] The scene of Dousterswivel in the house of the Antiquary, may,
- perhaps, owe its origin to the heroes of the Castle of Brummersdorf.
-
-Having arrived on a platform before the venerable gateway, distinctly
-visible by the brilliant light of the moon, the stranger drew from his
-pocket a short black stick, with which he traced upon the parched turf a
-small circle, adorning it with several mystical devices and symbols.
-
-"Within this magic circle," said he, addressing his companions who were
-overcome, partly by wine and partly by awe, "you must place yourselves, in
-order to be secure from the molestation of the evil spirits besetting the
-spot; while I proceed to fulfil the conditions of the guardian spirit of
-the eastern tower."
-
-The two drunkards, not a little pleased to be thus secured from an
-interview so tremendous, readily complied; and having furnished the
-stranger with the purse, took up their position within the circle. For
-some time, intense anxiety kept them silent. At length, they ventured to
-communicate to each other their opinion, that the interview between the
-strange student and the Spirit of the Castle was somewhat long; but being
-fortified by their position within the magic circle, weary of standing,
-and oppressed by drowsiness, they agreed to stretch their limbs on the
-ground.
-
-Next morning, the village of Brummersdorf was disturbed by the discovery
-that in the course of the night the office of the Burgomaster had been
-broken into, and its strong box pillaged, the iron safe being left empty
-on the floor. A further search was immediately instituted; but no
-Burgomaster was to be found; and his clerk being also absent, the
-dissolute character of Listenbach and Osterwald caused them to fall under
-suspicion of having embezzled and carried off the public funds.
-
-The testimony of the village landlord, however, soon induced other
-surmises; and the constables, by whom the robbery was discovered, having
-proceeded at the head of a body of peasants to the ruins of the old
-Castle, the hapless Burgomaster and his drunken clerk were discovered
-stretched on the ground:--not, as was in the first instance apprehended,
-bathed in their gore, but quietly sleeping off the fumes of their carouse!
-
-The loss of his money was succeeded, of course, by the loss of the place
-for which he had shown himself so incompetent. But in the course of the
-summer, the cunning impostor was arrested; and it was the evidence of the
-parties themselves on his trial which gave publicity to the story!
-
-An amusing anecdote occurs in the Memoirs of the President de Thou; whose
-son, also a lawyer of eminence, having been despatched by Government in
-1596 to the town of Saumur, on a mission of consequence, was desired to
-take up his quarters in the ancient Hôtel-de-Ville, the seat of
-Government.
-
-Having retired to bed with the uneasy feelings usually attendant on
-sleeping in a strange place, particularly one of so gloomy and solitary an
-aspect, the President was awoke about midnight by the weight of some heavy
-burthen suddenly flung upon his chest; and entertained little doubt that
-an attempt was about to be made upon his life. Being a man of strength and
-courage, he seized the object in his arms, and flung it violently on the
-floor; when, by the heavy moans that ensued, he perceived it to be a human
-being.
-
-"Doubtless some thief," was his next reflection, "who was searching under
-my bolster during my slumbers for my watch and purse."
-
-While the President was preparing to jump out of bed, the figure, which
-was attired in white, rose feebly from the floor, and by the dim light of
-the moon, assumed a somewhat spectral appearance.
-
-"Who are you?" cried the President, "answer this moment, or I will fell
-you to the earth!"
-
-"Who am I, ignoramus? Who _should_ I be but the Queen of Heaven!" replied
-a cracked female voice; while the servant of the President, who slept in
-an adjoining room, being now disturbed, rushed in with lights; and with
-the aid of the porter of the Hôtel-de-Ville discovered the intruder to be
-a poor maniac, accustomed to wander about the streets of Saumur and find
-shelter where she could.
-
-Perceiving the doorway of the private apartments of the Hôtel-de-Ville to
-be open, the poor woman had profited by so unusual a circumstance to
-secure the best bed-room. On Monsieur de Thou's return to Paris, the King,
-who insisted on hearing from his own lips his ridiculous adventure,
-complimented him on his presence of mind; admitting that, for his own
-part, he stood more in fear of ghosts than of the shot of the enemy.
-
-Had the servants of Monsieur de Thou encountered this midnight visitant
-instead of their master, it is probable that the town of Saumur would have
-enjoyed the reputation of having a haunted Hôtel-de-Ville as long as one
-stone remained upon another.
-
-The forest of Ratenau, in Westphalia, passed, during a whole year, for
-being haunted by white spectres of the gnome or imp description; who
-having accosted, not only the peasants of the neighbourhood, but some of
-the servants of the Count returning after nightfall from the neighbouring
-market, the road through the forest came to be deserted, and the greatest
-consternation prevailed at the Schloss von Ratenau.
-
-"On my arriving at the Castle from Berlin to spend the summer," said the
-Count, in relating the story, "I found the poor people firmly persuaded
-that a supernatural race of beings had attained supreme power over a
-portion of my estate; and it was vain to attempt to argue them into a more
-rational frame of mind. Judge, however, of my surprise, when, on returning
-through the forest, a few nights after my arrival, from the house of one
-of my neighbours, the carriage stopped suddenly, the horses reared
-violently; and the postillion, instead of attempting to keep his saddle,
-began roaring aloud, 'The Spirits--The Evil Spirits!'
-
-"Another minute and the carriage was dashed from the road and overturned
-in a ravine; nor was it without much difficulty that I extricated myself,
-the postillion having already taken to his heels accompanied his fellow
-servants. I confess to you, that, half stunned by the accident, I
-experienced some uneasiness at the idea of finding myself alone, at
-midnight, with the object which had produced this fearful consternation,
-whether robber or impostor; nay, I will not swear that some of the
-fantastic tales of Schiller and Goethe did not recur to my mind.
-
-"Great, therefore, was my satisfaction on emerging from the broken
-vehicle, and perceiving two white shapes bounding and gambolling at a
-distance among the hoary trunks of the oak trees, to recognize two
-handsome white grey-hounds, which I afterwards ascertained to have strayed
-from the kennel of the Prince Henry of Prussia, and to have subsisted for
-a year on their depredations in the forest of Ratenau!"
-
-Another adventure occurred on the estate of a nobleman of the same family,
-in the Duchy of Brunswick. An attempt was made to rob the village church;
-the sacramental plate and poor-box being found one morning in the nave of
-the church wrapped in a piece of old sacking, so as to give rise to an
-opinion that the thieves must have been disturbed in their sacrilegious
-enterprize. Some time afterwards, a gang of burglars having been arrested,
-the judge of the neighbouring town charged them, after their conviction of
-divers other robberies, with being accessory to the crime in question.
-
-In a moment, these fellows, who had preserved the most hardened audacity,
-fell on their knees, and freely confessed the attempt; adding, that they
-had been prevented carrying off their booty by the sudden appearance of
-the evil one emerging from the vestry; and as far as the uncertain light
-of their dark lantern in that vast area enabled them to judge, in the form
-of a horned monster.
-
-A general laugh instantly arose in court; several of the inhabitants of
-the village in question recognizing by this description, a tame stag, the
-pet of a former incumbent of the living, which was allowed the run of the
-presbytery orchard and church-yard; and which, having most opportunely
-sought shelter in the porch on the night in question, had probably
-followed the robbers into the church, which they entered by means of false
-keys, leaving the doors open for their readier escape.
-
-It is recorded in the Memoirs of one of the free-thinking circle which
-surrounded Baron d'Holbach, in Paris, previous to the Revolution, that
-having retired to bed one night after a gay supper, during which this
-_coterie_ of sceptics amused themselves with the most blasphemous
-conversation, his gay companions, in order to try his courage, introduced
-into his bed-room a goat, whose fleece had been steeped in spirits of
-wine; which, when set on fire, gave to the unlucky animal an aspect truly
-horrific.
-
-The goat almost equally terrified with its intended victim, instantly ran
-to the bed and attempted to extinguish the flames by rubbing itself
-against the bed-clothes, which it set on fire; and the young man, having
-drunk freely at supper so as to be heavily asleep was with difficulty
-extricated from the flames. The goat died of the consequences of this
-cruel experiment; and the young man was subject for the remainder of his
-life to epileptic fits.
-
-Many instances are on record of an equally serious termination to these
-foolish practical jokes. Witness the well-known story of the young lady,
-who, after boasting of her intrepidity, had a skeleton from a neighbouring
-surgery brought into her bed-room by her brothers and some young friends
-staying in her father's house. On retiring to rest, these cruel jesters
-listened anxiously for the shrieks which they hoped would betray her
-cowardice, and were greatly disappointed to find her as self-possessed as
-she had announced; for instead of screaming, she went quietly to bed. But
-alas! next morning, when the servant entered her room, she was found
-playing with the skeleton, in a state of complete fatuity!--
-
-In the southern provinces of France, there prevails a superstition,
-derived probably from the lycanthropy of the ancients, that certain
-persons assume at night the form of wolves, and roam the country for prey,
-under the name of _loup-garoux_; a fable which gave rise to Perrault's
-charming fairy-tale of Little Red Riding Hood.
-
-In a neighbourhood said to be frequented by one of these devastators, who
-was of course no other than a man in wolf's clothing, who, in this assumed
-character pillaged the adjacent farms, a _garde champêtre_ or country
-constable, who had been several times attacked by the supposed monster,
-contrived to lop off his paw with a hatchet; and, on the escape of the
-_loup-garou_, found, as he expected, that the furry paw contained a human
-hand! All the labourers of the neighbourhood were accordingly visited by
-the gendarmes to ascertain, by his mutilation, the identity of the
-sheep-stealer. But the delinquent had already fled the country; and the
-imputed cause of his flight was confirmed a few years afterwards, by his
-re-appearance in another department of France, maimed of his left hand!
-
-Sometimes, these _loup-garoux_ are madmen, whose insanity has taken this
-monomaniacal form; as in the instance of the vintager near Padua, in the
-sixteenth century, who was apprehended on a charge of furiously biting his
-neighbours on pretence of his lycanthropic propensities. When reminded
-that his face was unchanged, while the real _loup-garoux_ have always a
-wolfish physiognony, he asserted that he was permitted to wear his
-wolf-skin inwards; whereupon the barbarous village tribunal by which he
-was tried, ordered his hands to be amputated and skinned, to ascertain the
-truth of the assertion!
-
-Inflammation ensued, and the wretched lunatic died of his wounds!--
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER L.
-
-APOCRYPHAL ANIMALS.
-
-
-The tarantula is a spider about the size of a nut; the head being
-surmounted by two horns charged with venomous matter. It has also antennæ
-which become violently agitated at the sight of its prey; with eight legs,
-and the same number of eyes, usually of a grey colour, but occasionally
-marked with livid spots upon a blueish ground. This variety is considered
-the most dangerous. The tarantula is hairy in the body, and lies torpid in
-the earth during winter. It revives at the return of spring, when the
-inhabitants of the district wear half boots for the protection of their
-legs.
-
-In the month of June which is their breeding season, their venom acquires
-more virulence. The part wounded by this animal becomes livid, yellow, or
-black; and the victim sinks into despondency, as in cases of hydrophobia.
-The following account of the bite of a tarantula is borrowed from the
-letters of the physician St. André.
-
-A Neapolitan soldier who had been bitten by a tarantula, though apparently
-cured, suffered from an annual attack of delirium, after which he used to
-sink into a state of profound melancholy; his face becoming livid, his
-sight obscure, his power of breathing checked, accompanied by sighs and
-heavings. Sometimes he fell senseless, and devoid of pulsation; ejecting
-blood from his nose and mouth, and apparently dying. Recourse was had to
-the influence of music; and the patient began to revive at the sound, his
-hands marking the measure, and the feet being similarly affected. Suddenly
-rising and laying hold of a bystander, he began to dance with the greatest
-agility during an uninterrupted course of four-and-twenty hours. His
-strength was supported by administering to him wine, milk, and fresh eggs.
-If he appeared to relapse; the music was repeated, on which he resumed his
-dancing. This unfortunate being used to fall prostrate if the music
-accidentally stopped, and imagine that the tarantula had again stung him.
-After a few years he died, in one of these annual attacks of delirium.
-
-St. André is not the only man of science who attributes awful effects to
-the bite of the tarantula. Baglini, a man of considerable eminence,
-maintains that not only the bite causes the patient to dance, but that
-the insect itself is readily excitable by music.
-
-The properties attributed to the tarantula, in modern times, are not borne
-out by the testimony of the ancients. Dr. Pinel, in his commentaries upon
-the works of Baglini, a most eminent authority in the World of Science,
-quotes the adverse opinion of another man of acknowledged merit,
-Epiphany-Ferdinandi, who declares that many persons of his acquaintance
-had been bitten by tarantulas, without experiencing any other
-inconvenience than might have occurred from the sting of a wasp. Thus
-reduced to the class of a venomous spider, it becomes stripped of its
-magic powers as the scorpion ceased to be a salamander, when the ordeal of
-burning alcohol was found to be invariably fatal.
-
-The renown of the salamander is, however, of far more ancient date than
-that of the tarantula. Aristotle, Pliny, Oelian, Nicander, all the
-illustrious apostles of the marvellous, declare that the salamander lives
-in the midst of flames, and exercises such a control over them, that one
-salamander was capable of extinguishing the Lemnian forges. In the time of
-Henri II., the famous Ambroise Paré, pronounced the salamander to be
-incombustible. Others assert that they have seen salamanders extinguish
-burning embers by emitting a viscous humour, and Benvenuto Cellini, in his
-Memoirs, gives an account of having seen a salamander in the midst of his
-fire. The salamander, or rather the newt that bears that name, partakes of
-the lizard and frog, being generally from five to six inches in length.
-Naturalists admit two kinds, the land and the water salamander.
-Maupertius, among many others, submitted both species to the test of fire,
-and the result was the same as with any other animal.
-
-The were-wolves of antiquity, and _loup-garoux_ of the middle ages,
-disappeared in the open daylight of modern science. Virgil confers on
-Moeris the power of transforming himself into a wolf, Varro Pamponius,
-Mela, Strabo, ascribe the same faculty to various individuals skilled in
-the art of magic. In the annals of the early French courts of law, there
-may be found many instances of condemnation for witchcraft and
-transformation into were-wolves for criminal purposes; and more than one
-of these wretched victims, probably in a fit of mental aberration, pleaded
-guilty to the accusation.
-
-In 1521, Pierre Burgot and Michael Verdun, confessed before the Parliament
-of Besançon, that they had frequently transformed themselves into
-were-wolves, and attacked little girls and boys. Half a century later,
-the Parliament of Paris condemned to the flames Jacques Rollet for having
-transformed himself into a were-wolf, and half devoured a little boy. If
-we can believe the account of Job Pincel, Constantinople was so infested
-with were-wolves, in the middle of the sixteenth century, that the Sultan
-went forth with his guard and exterminated one hundred and fifty, when the
-remainder took to flight.
-
-In a conference of theologians convened by the Emperor Sigismund,
-transformation into were-wolves was pronounced a crime, and any assertion
-to the contrary was accounted heresy.
-
-In the same century, domestic goblins or familiars were generally
-accredited. In the twelfth century, a goblin domesticated in a small town
-of Saxony, was known by the name of Cap-a-Point, and a great favourite
-with the inhabitants; for whom he cleared their wood, lit their fires, and
-turned their spits. He was, however, of a vindictive temper; and a
-turnspit, in one of the kitchens he frequented, having ill-used him, he
-strangled him in the night, cut him in pieces, and served him to his
-master in a ragout. The goblin, who saved himself by flight, was
-anathematized by the clergy as an evil spirit; being, in all probability,
-some half idiotic deaf and dumb urchin, like Peter the Wild Boy.
-
-In the thirteenth century, a house in the Rue d'Enfer in Paris,
-subsequently a monastery, was infested by goblins, and in the year 1262,
-the King granted the reverend fathers an exemption from taxes, provided
-they were able to exorcise these familiar spirits by their prayers and
-invocations. Among the last on record were those seen by Monsieur
-Berbiginer de Terre Neuve, who lived in the Rue Guénégaud, and left
-copious Memoirs of his contentions with these imaginary beings!--
-
-While witches, spirits, and salamanders, have disappeared from the surface
-of Europe, modern Asia appears to have sustained a far greater loss in the
-phoenix, which has ceased to rise from its ashes.
-
-Many writers, both ancient and modern, have minutely described the
-appearance and habits of this fabulous bird; as though an object of
-natural history rather than of poetical fiction.
-
-The phoenix may be regarded as an allegorical type, like most mythological
-fables. Among the great writers who appear to have believed in its actual
-existence was Tacitus. In the sixth book of his Annals, he affirms that
-the phoenix was seen in Egypt under the Consulate of Paulus Fabius, and
-Lucius Vitellius; and that its appearance gave rise to much discussion
-among the scientific men of Egypt and Greece. Tacitus adds that the
-periodical return of the phoenix is an incontestable truth. The scholiast,
-Solinus, relates the same facts; adding that the phoenix was taken during
-the last year of the eighth century of the foundation of Rome, where it
-was exhibited to the public gaze. The event was recorded in the imperial
-archives.
-
-The account given by Tacitus is far more doubtful than that of Solinus.
-The Emperor Claudius probably chose that the Romans should see a phoenix
-in a certain bird presented to their admiration; and many a modern
-sovereign might, by the same means, have created a phoenix.
-
-The Fathers of the Church profess the same conviction as Tacitus and
-Solinus concerning the phoenix. A passage taken from an Epistle to the
-Corinthians by St. Clement, in speaking of the resurrection of mankind,
-has the following passage:
-
-"There exists in Arabia, a bird, the only one of its kind, which is called
-the phoenix. After living one hundred years, on the eve of death it
-embalms itself; and having collected myrrh, incense, and aromatics, forms
-a funeral pyre for its own obsequies. When its flesh is decomposed, a worm
-is generated, which forms and perfects itself from the remains into a new
-phoenix. Having acquired strength to take wing, it carries off the tomb
-containing the mortal remains of its parent, and carries it from Arabia to
-the city of Heliopolis, in Egypt. Having traversed the air, visible to all
-eyes, it places its burthen on the altar of the Sun, and flies away again.
-The priests, by consulting their chronicles, have discovered that this
-phenomenon is repeated every five hundred years."
-
-The description of the phoenix by Solinus is as follows:--"This bird is of
-the size of an eagle; its head embellished with a cone of feathers; its
-neck surrounded with heron-like plumes and dazzling as gold. The remainder
-of the body is of a beautiful violet, excepting the tail, which is a
-mingled rose and blue."
-
-Plutarch speaks of the phoenix with as much reverence as if it were an
-illustrious man. He states the brain to be an article of delicacy for the
-table, though he does not mention having tasted it! The fable of the
-phoenix, which is both graceful and ingenious, and has been rendered
-available by the poets of the last two thousand years, was probably
-invented by the priests of Egypt, the first embalmers of the dead. Another
-bird of Arabia--the roc, or condor, has given rise to a thousand Oriental
-fables. The Bird of Paradise, which was for centuries supposed to be the
-inhabitant of a higher sphere, so rarely was it seen alive, has now been
-tamed in an European aviary at Canton. Let us hope that some future
-menagerie may obtain a specimen of the phoenix.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER LI.
-
-PROFESSIONS ESTEEMED INFAMOUS.
-
-
-In the reign of Louis XVIII., an oration was made in the French Chamber of
-Deputies, complaining of the vileness of certain parties employed by the
-police. The Duc Decazes, then at the head of the administration, replied:
-"Point out to me honest men who would undertake the same functions, and I
-promise to employ them."
-
-The infamy attached to spies and common informers is a wholesome
-prejudice. In England, the nature of our constitution and political
-institutions secures us from the intrusion of such vermin; who were
-extensively employed in France by the police of the elder Bourbons and of
-Napoleon. In Austria, and, above all, in Russia, no society is secure
-against them; and half the Russian travellers dispersed through Europe,
-even those bearing illustrious names, are neither more nor less than
-spies. The fashionable watering places of the continent are infested by
-these individuals, most of whom have solicited from the Emperor the
-honourable appointment of travelling spy.
-
-A vocation which must always convey infamy, and which is more essential to
-the well-being of society, is that of public executioner; and
-notwithstanding the disgust with which it is contemplated, whenever there
-occurs a vacancy in the office, in any country, a host of solicitors
-present themselves.
-
-In Russia, which many pretend to consider a barbarous country, there is no
-salaried executioner. So infamous is the office considered, that in the
-event of a capital execution, a criminal convicted of a less heinous crime
-undertakes it, and thereby gains his pardon. Formerly, in state
-executions, the executioner used to be masked, to secure him from the
-odium attending his calling.
-
-In some countries, the stage, or rather the profession of an actor is an
-object of violent prejudice. In France actors were denied for several
-centuries the rites of Christian burial, and even in the present century
-have been made objects of excommunication. England was the first to show a
-more liberal example, by the interment of Garrick in Westminster Abbey,
-and the intermarriage of the nobility with actresses;--a violent and
-pernicious extreme. During the Consulate in France, even on occasion of
-state dinners, Mademoiselle Coutat was admitted as the associate of Madame
-Bonaparte, as Talma of the First Consul. But on the restoration of the
-Bourbons, public opinion resumed in this particular nearly all its former
-inveteracy.
-
-In England, the leading members of the profession, such as the Kembles,
-Young, Macready, Charles Kean, whose conduct in private life is as
-exemplary as their talents on the stage are distinguished, are received in
-society with the same respect conceded to any other order of literary
-persons. In France, this honourable position would be untenable; so deeply
-rooted are the prejudices of the vulgar. A clever French writer, who was
-in his youth an actor, relates the following anecdote:--
-
-"Being once engaged in a company of players in a town in the south of
-France, he devoted the leisure of his theatrical duties to literary
-pursuits. A shoe-maker, whom he employed, an ardent admirer of the
-dramatic art, occasionally attempted to engage him in conversation; and
-the actor indulged the man's passion for theatricals by presenting him
-with tickets of free admission. At the end of some month's acquaintance,
-the shoemaker entered the actor's lodgings one morning in the greatest
-glee, and informed him that it was his daughter's wedding-day, and that he
-was come to invite him to the ceremony. The actor, hesitating to accept
-the invitation, made a variety of polite excuses to his humble friend, who
-seized him cordially by the hand. "I see how it is," said he. "You think
-my friends will not like to sit at table with an actor! But never mind. I
-am not proud, and for my sake they will overlook it!"
-
-The gentlemen of the household of Louis XIV. refused to make the King's
-bed with Molière, who had purchased a small place in the royal household,
-because he had been an actor. This was a just punishment to one who should
-have abstained from a position so infinitely below his rank in the great
-scale of human nature. Of the individuals thus fastidious, the names are
-unknown to posterity. That of Molière is immortal.
-
-John Kemble was the occasional guest of the Prince Regent, and Mrs.
-Siddons enjoyed the highest distinctions from the highest personages in
-the realm. Still, even in England, among the lower classes, a prejudice
-prevails against comedians; but arising chiefly from the irregularities
-with which many belonging to the inferior class of the profession are
-unfortunately chargeable.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER LII.
-
-SUPERNATURAL HUMAN BEINGS.
-
-
-There is no species of supernatural power to which some impostor or other
-has not pretended; some to incombustibility; some to insubmergeability;
-some to invulnerability; some to invisibility. Men have been found who
-pretend to fly,--to walk upon the surface of the waters,--to penetrate, by
-the acuteness of their optics, into the depths of the earth. But though an
-announcement of a balloon, a diving-bell, an electrical telegraph, or even
-a railroad, would have appeared as much a matter of empty vaunt to the
-ancients as these pretensions to ourselves, no extent of modern discovery
-has enabled or is likely to enable mankind so thoroughly to defy the
-existing laws of nature. The conformation of the human form expressly
-points out the purposes and capabilities for which it was created.
-
-We read in old books, in proverbial reference to human speed, that such a
-one 'runs like a man without a spleen;' and it has been asserted that the
-bearers of the posts of the ancients, had their spleen extracted in order
-to facilitate despatch.
-
-Even with our present chirurgical proficiency, such an operation would be
-somewhat hazardous. But certain it is that dogs from which the spleen has
-been removed in the way of experiment, are observed to grow unnaturally
-fat, which would be no great advantage to a pedestrian. If the operation
-in question were both harmless and effectual, it is deserving the
-consideration of the King of Naples; who is accompanied by running footmen
-from his palace in that city to his country palace of Caserta at some
-leagues' distance; the unfortunate men being compelled to keep up on foot
-with the hard trotting of the horses. Not a year passes, but one of these
-victims of royal state drops dead from the exertion.
-
-Running footmen constituted a very imposing portion of royal and noble
-equipage in former times, when preceding the stately carriages of
-prelates, drawn by mules, or the lumbering coaches and six of the days of
-the Stuarts; when part of their business was to forewarn the coachmen of
-holes in the pavement, or water-courses in the imperfect roads. But the
-office of running footman in the days of macadamization, is a work of
-supererogation. The act of barbarity of removing the spleen from such men
-would not be much more cruel, however, than killing them by so terrible an
-excess of exertion.
-
-Nothing could be more remarkable than the feats of activity performed in
-France by the _coureurs_, or running-footmen of the nobility prior to the
-Revolution, and without any dangerous consequences. They were generally
-Basques, or natives of the frontier country of Gascony, proverbially light
-and active.
-
-In the Landes, adjoining their district, another species of activity
-prevails--the walking or running on stilts, necessitated by the sandy
-nature of the soil. A large company of the inhabitants of that curious
-desart, proceeding to market, resembles the course of a troop of
-ostriches, or emus, over the Pampas.
-
-The first aspect of these strangely-mounted men, probably gave rise to
-some of the fictions of our early fairy-tales, such as the seven-leagued
-boots of the ogre; just as the Laplanders and Patagonians originated races
-of beings which exaggeration rendered fabulous.
-
-The marvels related by the traveller, Mandeville, and the more recent
-wonders described by Mungo Park, drew down upon their narrators a charge
-of mendacity, for which we have been forced to make atonement to their
-memory. How curious will be the first book of travels in England, written
-by a New Zealander!--The author would be sacrificed by his countrymen, on
-his return, as a wanton impostor!
-
-It is related in French jest-books, that during the period of the
-religious troubles of France, when decapitation was so common, a Gascon
-executioner, boasting of his skill, was heard to protest that his victims
-were so artistically despatched as to remain unconscious of their
-execution. He was forced to say to them, 'have the goodness to shake your
-head!'--when it rolled to the ground. In emulation of this foolish joke,
-people used to assert during the Reign of Terror, that they were forced to
-shake their heads every morning to be certain that, amid the general
-massacre, they had escaped the guillotine. A century hence, what with the
-acceleration of motion in every department--the application of caoutchouc
-and bitumen to all sorts of purposes--and the general diffusion of
-chemical science, we shall scarcely know whether we are on terra-firma, or
-in the air; and the reflective powers of the human race may chance to
-become strangely confused by such universal motation.
-
-We may at least anticipate from the same source, the obliteration of
-vulgar errors, and the dissolution of popular prejudices. Our successors
-will have no time to cherish such chimeras as omens, presages, or
-presentiments: no leisure for listening to old wives' tales, or traditions
-of ghosts and devils.
-
-For all classes, education effects the miracle of making the blind see,
-the deaf hear, the lame walk; and in our own, its operations commence at
-too early an age to leave our children at the mercy of ignorant
-nurses--the fountain-head of all popular superstition.
-
-A love of the marvellous is, however, so strongly implanted in certain
-natures, and our capacity is after all so finite, that prejudices must
-ever, to a certain extent, prevail. Hypochondriacs, invalids, and pregnant
-women, will always be susceptible of the terrors of superstition; and so
-long as children are born with the marks and deformities to which all
-animated nature is liable, so long as the winter wind howls, 'the owls
-shriek, and the crickets cry,' nervous persons will not be wanting to
-listen to the foolish interpretations of any empty-headed gossip at hand.
-
-To remedy the mischief, it becomes a peremptory duty to render the rising
-generation 'wise virgins' in their youth, in order that they may not
-become foolish old women in their age, to perpetuate the evils of POPULAR
-PREJUDICES and NATIONAL SUPERSTITIONS.
-
-
-END.
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