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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVI,
-July 1852, Vol. V, by Various
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-Title: Harper's New Monthly Magazine, No. XXVI, July 1852, Vol. V
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-HARPER'S
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-NEW MONTHLY MAGAZINE
-
-NO. XXVI.--JULY, 1852.--VOL. V.
-
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-
-[Illustration: GENERAL VIEW.]
-
-THE ARMORY AT SPRINGFIELD
-
-BY JACOB ABBOTT
-
-
-SPRINGFIELD.
-
-The Connecticut river flows through the State of Massachusetts, from
-north to south, on a line about half way between the middle of the
-State and its western boundary. The valley through which the river
-flows, which perhaps the stream itself has formed, is broad and
-fertile, and it presents, in the summer months of the year, one widely
-extended scene of inexpressible verdure and beauty. The river meanders
-through a region of broad and luxuriant meadows which are overflowed
-and enriched by an annual inundation. These meadows extend sometimes
-for miles on either side of the stream, and are adorned here and there
-with rural villages, built wherever there is a little elevation of
-land--sufficient to render human habitations secure. The broad and
-beautiful valley is bounded on either hand by an elevated and
-undulating country, with streams, mills, farms, villages, forests, and
-now and then a towering mountain, to vary and embellish the landscape.
-In some cases a sort of spur or projection from the upland country
-projects into the valley, forming a mountain summit there, from which
-the most magnificent views are obtained of the beauty and fertility of
-the surrounding scene.
-
-There are three principal towns upon the banks of the Connecticut
-within the Massachusetts lines: Greenfield on the north--where the
-river enters into Massachusetts from between New Hampshire and
-Vermont--Northampton at the centre, and Springfield on the south.
-These towns are all built at points where the upland approaches near
-to the river. Thus at Springfield the land rises by a gentle ascent
-from near the bank of the stream to a spacious and beautiful plain
-which overlooks the valley. The town is built upon this declivity. It
-is so enveloped in trees that from a distance it appears simply like a
-grove with cupolas and spires rising above the masses of forest
-foliage; but to one within it, it presents every where most enchanting
-pictures of rural elegance and beauty. The streets are avenues of
-trees. The houses are surrounded by gardens, and so enveloped in
-shrubbery that in many cases they reveal themselves to the passer-by
-only by the glimpse that he obtains of a colonnade or a piazza,
-through some little vista which opens for a moment and then closes
-again as he passes along. At one point, in ascending from the river to
-the plain above, the tourist stops involuntarily to admire the view
-which opens on either side, along a winding and beautiful street which
-here crosses his way. It is called Chestnut-street on the right hand,
-and Maple-street on the left--the two portions receiving their several
-names from the trees with which they are respectively adorned. The
-branches of the trees meet in a dense and unbroken mass of foliage
-over the middle of the street, and the sidewalk presents very
-precisely the appearance and expression of an alley in the gardens of
-Versailles.
-
-
-THE ARMORY GROUNDS.
-
-On reaching the summit of the ascent, the visitor finds himself upon
-an extended plain, with streets of beautiful rural residences on every
-hand, and in the centre a vast public square occupied and surrounded
-by the buildings of the Armory. These buildings are spacious and
-elegant in their construction, and are arranged in a very picturesque
-and symmetrical manner within the square, and along the streets that
-surround it. The grounds are shaded with trees; the dwellings are
-adorned with gardens and shrubbery. Broad and neatly-kept walks, some
-graveled, others paved, extend across the green or along the line of
-the buildings, opening charming vistas in every direction. All is
-quiet and still. Here and there a solitary pedestrian is seen moving
-at a distance upon the sidewalk, or disappearing among the trees at
-the end of an avenue; and perhaps the carriage of some party of
-strangers stands waiting at a gate. The visitor who comes upon this
-scene on a calm summer morning, is enchanted by the rural beauty that
-surrounds him, and by the air of silence and repose which reigns over
-it all. He hears the distant barking of a dog, the voices of children
-at play, or the subdued thundering of the railway-train crossing the
-river over its wooden viaduct, far down the valley--and other similar
-rural sounds coming from a distance through the calm morning air--but
-all around him and near him is still. Can it be possible, he asks,
-that such a scene of tranquillity and loveliness can be the outward
-form and embodiment of a vast machinery incessantly employed in the
-production of engines of carnage and death?
-
-It is, however, after all, perhaps scarcely proper to call the arms
-that are manufactured by the American government, and stored in their
-various arsenals, as engines of carnage and destruction. They ought,
-perhaps, to be considered rather as instruments of security and peace;
-for their destination is, as it would seem, not to be employed in
-active service in the performance of the function for which they are
-so carefully prepared; but to be consigned, when once finished, to
-eternal quiescence and repose. They protect by their existence, and
-not by their action; but in order that this, their simple existence,
-should be efficient as protection, it is necessary that the
-instruments themselves should be fitted for their work in the surest
-and most perfect manner. And thus we have the very singular and
-extraordinary operation going on, of manufacturing with the greatest
-care, and with the highest possible degree of scientific and
-mechanical skill, a vast system of machinery, which, when completed,
-all parties concerned most sincerely hope and believe will, in a great
-majority of cases, remain in their depositories undisturbed forever.
-They fulfill their vast function by their simple existence--and thus,
-though in the highest degree useful, are never to be used.
-
-
-THE BUILDINGS.
-
-The general appearance of the buildings of the Armory is represented
-in the engraving placed at the head of this article. The point from
-which the view is taken, is on the eastern side of the square--that
-is, the side most remote from the town. The level and extended
-landscape seen in the distance, over the tops of the buildings, is the
-Connecticut valley--the town of Springfield lying concealed on the
-slope of the hill, between the buildings and the river. The river
-itself, too, is concealed from view at this point by the masses of
-foliage which clothe its banks, and by the configuration of the land.
-
-The middle building in the foreground, marked by the cupola upon the
-top of it, is called the Office. It contains the various
-counting-rooms necessary for transacting the general business of the
-Armory, and is, as it were, the seat and centre of the power by which
-the whole machinery of the establishment is regulated. North and south
-of it, and in a line with it, are two shops, called the North and
-South Filing Shops, where, in the several stories, long ranges of
-workmen are found, each at his own bench, and before his own window,
-at work upon the special operation, whatever it may be, which is
-assigned to him. On the left of the picture is a building with the end
-toward the observer, two stories high in one part, and one story in
-the other part. The higher portion--which in the view is the portion
-nearest the observer--forms the Stocking Shop, as it is called; that
-is the shop where the stocks are made for the muskets, and fitted to
-the locks and barrels. The lower portion is the Blacksmith's Shop. The
-Blacksmith's Shop is filled with small forges, at which the parts of
-the lock are forged. Beyond the Blacksmith's Shop, and in a line with
-it, and forming, together with the Stocking Shop and the Blacksmith's
-Shop, the northern side of the square, are several dwelling-houses,
-occupied as the quarters of certain officers of the Armory. The
-residence of the Commanding Officer, however, is not among them. His
-house stands on the west side of the square, opposite to the end of
-the avenue which is seen opening directly before the observer in the
-view. It occupies a very delightful and commanding situation on the
-brow of the hill, having a view of the Armory buildings and grounds
-upon one side, and overlooking the town and the valley of the
-Connecticut on the other.
-
-A little to the south of the entrance to the Commanding Officer's
-house, stands a large edifice, called the New Arsenal. It is the
-building with the large square tower--seen in the view in the middle
-distance, and near the centre of the picture. This building is used
-for the storage of the muskets during the interval that elapses from
-the finishing of them to the time when they are sent away to the
-various permanent arsenals established by government in different
-parts of the country, or issued to the troops. Besides this new
-edifice there are two or three other buildings which are used for the
-storage of finished muskets, called the Old Arsenals. They stand in a
-line on the south side of the square, and may be seen on the left
-hand, in the view. These buildings, all together, will contain about
-five hundred thousand muskets. The New Arsenal, alone, is intended to
-contain three hundred thousand.
-
-
-THE WATER SHOPS.
-
-[Illustration: THE MIDDLE WATER SHOPS.]
-
-Such is the general arrangement of the Arsenal buildings, "on the
-hill." But it is only the lighter work that is done here. The heavy
-operations, such as rolling, welding, grinding, &c., are all performed
-by water-power. The stream which the Ordnance Department of the United
-States has pressed into its service to do this work, is a rivulet that
-meanders through a winding and romantic valley, about half a mile
-south of the town. On this stream are three falls, situated at a
-distance perhaps of half a mile from each other. At each of these
-falls there is a dam, a bridge, and a group of shops. They are called
-respectively the Upper, Middle, and Lower Water Shops. The valley in
-which these establishments are situated is extremely verdant and
-beautiful. The banks of the stream are adorned sometimes with green,
-grassy slopes, and sometimes with masses of shrubbery and foliage,
-descending to the water. The road winds gracefully from one point of
-view to another, opening at every turn some new and attractive
-prospect. The shops and all the hydraulic works are very neatly and
-very substantially constructed, and are kept in the most perfect
-order: so that the scene, as it presents itself to the party of
-visitors, as they ride slowly up or down the road in their carriage,
-or saunter along upon the banks of the stream on foot, forms a very
-attractive picture.
-
-
-THE MUSKET BARREL.
-
-The fundamental, and altogether the most important operation in the
-manufacture of the musket, is the formation of the barrel; for it is
-obvious, that on the strength and perfection of the barrel, the whole
-value and efficiency of the weapon when completed depends. One would
-suppose, that the fabrication of so simple a thing as a plain and
-smooth hollow tube of iron, would be a very easy process; but the fact
-is, that so numerous are the obstacles and difficulties that are in
-the way, and so various are the faults, latent and open, into which
-the workman may allow his work to run, that the forming of the barrel
-is not only the most important, but by far the most difficult of the
-operations at the Armory--one which requires the most constant
-vigilance and attention on the part of the workman, during the process
-of fabrication, and the application of multiplied tests to prove the
-accuracy and correctness of the work at every step of the progress of
-it, from beginning to end.
-
-The barrels are made from plates of iron, of suitable form and size,
-called _scalps_ or barrel plates. These scalps are a little more than
-two feet long, and about three inches wide. The barrel when completed,
-is about three feet six inches long, the additional length being
-gained by the elongating of the scalp under the hammer during the
-process of welding. The scalps are heated, and then rolled up over an
-iron rod, and the edges being lapped are welded together, so as to
-form a tube of the requisite dimensions--the solid rod serving to
-preserve the cavity within of the proper form. This welding of the
-barrels is performed at a building among the Middle Water Shops. A
-range of tilt hammers extend up and down the room, with forges in the
-centre of the room, one opposite to each hammer, for heating the iron.
-The tilt hammers are driven by immense water-wheels, placed beneath
-the building--there being an arrangement of machinery by which each
-hammer may be connected with its moving power, or disconnected from
-it, at any moment, at the pleasure of the workman. Underneath the
-hammer is an anvil. This anvil contains a die, the upper surface of
-which, as well as the under surface of a similar die inserted in the
-hammer, is formed with a semi-cylindrical groove, so that when the two
-surfaces come together a complete cylindrical cavity is formed, which
-is of the proper size to receive the barrel that is to be forged. The
-workman heats a small portion of his work in his forge, and then
-standing directly before the hammer, he places the barrel in its bed
-upon the anvil, and sets his hammer in motion, turning the barrel
-round and round continually under the blows. Only a small portion of
-the seam is closed at one heat, _eleven_ heats being required to
-complete the work. To effect by this operation a perfect junction of
-the iron, in the overlapping portions, so that the substance of iron
-shall be continuous and homogeneous throughout, the same at the
-junction as in every other part, without any, the least, flaw, or
-seam, or crevice, open or concealed, requires not only great
-experience and skill, but also most unremitting and constant attention
-during the performance of the work. Should there be any such flaw,
-however deeply it may be concealed, and however completely all
-indications of it may be smoothed over and covered up by a superficial
-finishing, it is sure to be exposed at last, to the mortification and
-loss of the workman, in the form of a great gaping rent, which is
-brought out from it under the inexorable severity of the test to which
-the work has finally to be subjected.
-
-[Illustration: THE WELDING ROOM.]
-
-
-RESPONSIBILITY OF THE WORKMEN.
-
-We say to the _loss_ as well as to the mortification of the workman,
-for it is a principle that pervades the whole administration of this
-establishment, though for special reasons the principle is somewhat
-modified in its application to the welder, as will hereafter be
-explained, that each workman bears the whole loss that is occasioned
-by the failure of his work to stand its trial, from whatever cause the
-failure may arise. As a general rule each workman stamps every piece
-of work that passes through his hands with his own mark--a mark made
-indelible too--so that even after the musket is finished, the history
-of its construction can be precisely traced, and every operation
-performed upon it, of whatever kind, can be carried home to the
-identical workman who performed it. The various parts thus marked are
-subject to very close inspection, and to very rigid tests, at
-different periods, and whenever any failure occurs, the person who is
-found to be responsible for it is charged with the loss. He loses not
-only his own pay for the work which he performed upon the piece in
-question, but for the whole value of the piece at the time that the
-defect is discovered. That is, he has not only to lose his own labor,
-but he must also pay for all the other labor expended upon the piece,
-which through the fault of his work becomes useless. For example, in
-the case of the barrel, there is a certain amount of labor expended
-upon the iron, to form it into scalps, before it comes into the
-welder's hands. Then after it is welded it must be bored and turned,
-and subjected to some other minor operations before the strength of
-the welding can be proved. If now, under the test that is applied to
-prove this strength--a test which will be explained fully in the
-sequel--the work gives way, and if, on examination of the rent, it
-proves to have been caused by imperfection in the welding, and not by
-any original defect in the iron, the welder, according to the general
-principle which governs in this respect all the operations of the
-establishment, would have to lose not only the value of his own labor,
-in welding the barrel, but that of all the other operations which had
-been performed upon it, and which were rendered worthless by his
-agency. It is immaterial whether the misfortune in such cases is
-occasioned by accident, or carelessness, or want of skill. In either
-case the workman is responsible. This rule is somewhat relaxed in the
-case of the welder, on whom it would, perhaps, if rigidly enforced,
-bear somewhat too heavily. In fact many persons might regard it as a
-somewhat severe and rigid rule in any case--and it would, perhaps,
-very properly be so considered, were it not that this responsibility
-is taken into the account in fixing the rate of wages; and the workmen
-being abundantly able to sustain such a responsibility do not complain
-of it. The system operates on the whole in the most salutary manner,
-introducing, as it does, into every department of the Armory, a spirit
-of attention, skill, and fidelity, which marks even the countenances
-and manners of the workmen, and is often noticed and spoken of by
-visitors. In fact none but workmen of a very high character for
-intelligence, capacity, and skill could gain admission to the
-Armory--or if admitted could long maintain a footing there.
-
-The welders are charged one dollar for every barrel lost through the
-fault of their work. They earn, by welding, twelve cents for each
-barrel; so that by spoiling one, they lose the labor which they expend
-upon eight. Being thus rigidly accountable for the perfection of their
-work, they find that their undivided attention is required while they
-are performing it; and, fortunately perhaps for them, there is nothing
-that can well divert their attention while they are engaged at their
-forges, for such is the incessant and intolerable clangor and din
-produced by the eighteen tilt hammers, which are continually breaking
-out in all parts of the room, into their sudden paroxysms of activity,
-that every thing like conversation in the apartment is almost utterly
-excluded. The blows of the hammers, when the white-hot iron is first
-passed under them and the pull of the lever sets them in motion, are
-inconceivably rapid, and the deafening noise which they make, and the
-showers of sparks which they scatter in every direction around,
-produce a scene which quite appalls many a lady visitor when she first
-enters upon it, and makes her shrink back at the door, as if she were
-coming into some imminent danger. The hammers strike more than six
-hundred blows in a minute, that is more than _ten in every second_;
-and the noise produced is a sort of rattling thunder, so overpowering
-when any of the hammers are in operation near to the observer, that
-the loudest vociferation uttered close to the ear, is wholly
-inaudible. Some visitors linger long in the apartment, pleased with
-the splendor and impressiveness of the scene. Others consider it
-frightful, and hasten away.
-
-
-FINISHING OPERATIONS.--BORING.
-
-From the Middle Water Shops, where this welding is done, the barrels
-are conveyed to the Upper Shops, where the operations of turning,
-boring and grinding are performed. Of course the barrel when first
-welded is left much larger in its outer circumference, and smaller in
-its bore, than it is intended to be when finished, in order to allow
-for the loss of metal in the various finishing operations. When it
-comes from the welder the barrel weighs over seven pounds: when
-completely finished it weighs but about four and a half pounds, so
-that nearly one half of the metal originally used, is cut away by the
-subsequent processes.
-
-The first of these processes is the boring out of the interior. The
-boring is performed in certain machines called boring banks. They
-consist of square and very solid frames of iron, in which, as in a
-bed, the barrel is fixed, and there is bored out by a succession of
-operations performed by means of certain tools which are called
-augers, though they bear very little resemblance to the carpenter's
-instrument so named. These augers are short square bars of steel,
-highly polished, and sharp at the edges--and placed at the ends of
-long iron rods, so that they may pass entirely through the barrel to
-be bored by them, from end to end. The boring parts of these
-instruments, though they are in appearance only plain bars of steel
-with straight and parallel sides, are really somewhat smaller at the
-outer than at the inner end, so that, speaking mathematically, they
-are truncated pyramids, of four sides, though differing very slightly
-in the diameters of the lower and upper sections.
-
-The barrels being fixed in the boring bank, as above described, the
-end of the shank of the auger is inserted into the centre of a wheel
-placed at one end of the bank, where, by means of machinery, a slow
-rotary motion is given to the auger, and a still slower progressive
-motion at the same time. By this means the auger gradually enters the
-hollow of the barrel, boring its way, or rather enlarging its way by
-its boring, as it advances. After it has passed through it is
-withdrawn, and another auger, a very little larger than the first is
-substituted in its place; and thus the calibre of the barrel is
-gradually enlarged, _almost_ to the required dimensions.
-
-Almost, but not quite; for in the course of the various operations
-which are subsequent to the boring, the form of the interior of the
-work is liable to be slightly disturbed, and this makes it necessary
-to reserve a portion of the surplus metal within, for a final
-operation. In fact the borings to which the barrel are subject,
-alternate in more instances than one with other operations, the whole
-forming a system far too nice and complicated to be described fully
-within the limits to which we are necessarily confined in such an
-article as this. It is a general principle however that the inside
-work is kept always in advance of the outside, as it is the custom
-with all machinists and turners to adopt the rule that is so
-indispensable and excellent in morals, namely, to make all right first
-within, and then to attend to the exterior. Thus in the case of the
-musket barrel the bore is first made correct. Then the outer surface
-of the work is turned and ground down to a correspondence with it. The
-reverse of this process, that is first shaping the outside of it, and
-then boring it out within, so as to make the inner and outer surfaces
-to correspond, and the metal every where to be of equal thickness,
-would be all but impossible.
-
-
-TURNING.
-
-After the boring, then, of the barrel, comes the turning of the
-outside of it. The piece is supported in the lathe by means of
-mandrels inserted into the two ends of it, and there it slowly
-revolves, bringing all parts of its surface successively under the
-action of a tool fixed firmly in the right position for cutting the
-work to its proper form. Of course the barrel has a slow progressive
-as well as rotary motion during this process, and the tool itself,
-with the rest in which it is firmly screwed, advances or recedes very
-regularly and gradually, in respect to the work, as the process goes
-on, in order to form the proper taper of the barrel in proceeding from
-the breech to the muzzle. The main work however in this turning
-process is performed by the rotation of the barrel. The workman thus
-treats his material and his tools with strict impartiality. In the
-_boring_, the piece remains at rest, and the tool does its work by
-revolving. In the _turning_, on the other hand, the _piece_ must take
-its part in active duty, being required to revolve against the tool,
-while the tool itself remains fixed in its position in the rest.
-
-Among the readers of this article there will probably be many
-thousands who have never had the opportunity to witness the process of
-turning or boring iron, and to them it may seem surprising that any
-tool can be made with an edge sufficiently enduring to stand in such a
-service. And it is indeed true that a cutting edge destined to
-maintain itself against iron must be of very excellent temper, and
-moreover it must have a peculiar construction and form, such that when
-set in its proper position for service, the cutting part shall be well
-supported, so to speak, in entering the metal, by the mass of the
-steel behind it. It is necessary, too, to keep the work cool by a
-small stream of water constantly falling upon the point of action. The
-piece to be turned, moreover, when of iron, must revolve very slowly;
-the process will not go on successfully at a rapid rate; though in the
-case of wood the higher the speed at which the machinery works, within
-certain limits, the more perfect the operation. In all these points
-the process of turning iron requires a very nice adjustment; but when
-the conditions necessary to success are all properly fulfilled, the
-work goes on in the most perfect manner, and the observer who is
-unaccustomed to witness the process is surprised to see the curling
-and continuous shaving of iron issuing from the point where the tool
-is applied, being cut out there as smoothly and apparently as easily
-as if the material were lead.
-
-
-THE STRAIGHTENING.
-
-One of the most interesting and curious parts of the process of the
-manufacture of the barrel, is the straightening of it. We ought,
-perhaps, rather to say the straightenings, for it is found necessary
-that the operation should be several times performed. For example, the
-barrel must be straightened before it is turned, and then, inasmuch as
-in the process of turning it generally gets more or less _sprung_, it
-must be straightened again afterward. In fact, every important
-operation performed upon the barrel is likely to cause some deflection
-in it, which requires to be subsequently corrected, so that the
-process must be repeated several times. The actual work of
-straightening, that is the mechanical act that is performed, is very
-simple--consisting as it does of merely striking a blow. The whole
-difficulty lies in determining when and where the correction is
-required. In other words, the _making straight_ is very easily and
-quickly done; the thing attended with difficulty is to find out when
-and where the work is crooked; for the deflections which it is thus
-required to remedy, are so extremely slight, that all ordinary modes
-of examination would fail wholly to detect them; while yet they are
-sufficiently great to disturb very essentially the range and direction
-of the ball which should issue from the barrel, affected by them.
-
-[Illustration: STRAIGHTENING THE BARRELS.]
-
-The above engraving represents the workman in the act of examining the
-interior of a barrel with a view to ascertaining whether it be
-straight. On the floor, in the direction toward which the barrel is
-pointed, is a small mirror, in which the workman sees, through the
-tube, a reflection of a certain pane of glass in the window. The pane
-in question is marked by a diagonal line, which may be seen upon it,
-in the view, passing from one corner to the other. This diagonal line
-now is reflected by the mirror into the bore of the barrel, and then
-it is reflected again to the eye of the observer; for the surface of
-the iron on the inside of the barrel is left in a most brilliantly
-polished condition, by the boring and the operations connected
-therewith. Now the workman, in some mysterious way or other, detects
-the slightest deviation from straightness in the barrel, by the
-appearance which this reflection presents to his eye, as he looks
-through the bore in the manner represented in the drawing. He is
-always ready to explain very politely to his visitor exactly how this
-is done, and to allow the lady to look through the tube and see for
-herself. All that she is able to see, however, in such cases is a very
-resplendent congeries of concentric rings, forming a spectacle of very
-dazzling brilliancy, which pleases and delights her, though the
-mystery of the reflected line generally remains as profound a mystery
-after the observation as before. This is, in fact, the result which
-might have been expected, since it is generally found that all
-demonstrations and explanations relating to the science of optics and
-light, addressed to the uninitiated, end in plunging them into greater
-darkness than ever.
-
-The only object which the mirror upon the floor serves, in the
-operation, is to save the workman from the fatigue of holding up the
-barrel, which it would be necessary for him to do at each observation,
-if he were to look at the window pane directly. By having a reflecting
-surface at the floor he can point the barrel downward, when he wishes
-to look through it, and this greatly facilitates the manipulation.
-There is a rest, too, provided for the barrel, to support it while the
-operator is looking through. He plants the end of the tube in this
-rest, with a peculiar grace and dexterity, and then, turning it round
-and round, in order to bring every part of the inner surface to the
-test of the reflection, he accomplishes the object of his scrutiny in
-a moment, and then recovering the barrel, he lays it across a sort of
-anvil which stands by his side, and strikes a gentle blow upon it
-wherever a correction was found to be required. Thus the operation,
-though it often seems a very difficult one for the visitor to
-understand, proves a very easy one for the workman to perform.
-
-
-OLD MODE OF STRAIGHTENING.
-
-In former times a mode altogether different from this was adopted to
-test the interior rectitude of the barrel. A very slender line, formed
-of a hair or some similar substance, was passed through the
-barrel--_dropped_ through, in fact, by means of a small weight
-attached to the end of it. This line was then drawn tight, and the
-workman looking through, turned the barrel round so as to bring the
-line into coincidence successively with every portion of the inner
-surface. If now there existed any concavity in any part of this
-surface, the line would show it by the distance which would there
-appear between the line itself and its reflection in the metal. The
-present method, however, which has now been in use about thirty years,
-is found to be far superior to the old one; so much so in fact that
-all the muskets manufactured before that period have since been
-condemned as unfit for use, on account mainly of the crookedness of
-the barrels. When we consider, however, that the calculation is that
-in ordinary engagements less than one out of every hundred of the
-balls that are discharged take effect; that is, that ninety-nine out
-of every hundred go wide of the mark for which they are intended, from
-causes that must be wholly independent of any want of accuracy in the
-aiming, it would seem to those who know little of such subjects, that
-to condemn muskets for deviating from perfect straightness by less
-than a hair, must be quite an unnecessary nicety. The truth is,
-however, that all concerned in the establishment at Springfield, seem
-to be animated by a common determination, that whatever may be the use
-that is ultimately to be made of their work, the instrument itself, as
-it comes from their hands, shall be absolutely perfect; and whoever
-looks at the result, as they now attain it, will admit that they carry
-out their determination in a very successful manner.
-
-
-CINDER HOLES.
-
-Various other improvements have been made from time to time in the
-mode of manufacturing and finishing the musket, which have led to the
-condemnation or alteration of those made before the improvements were
-introduced. A striking illustration of this is afforded by the case of
-what are called _cinder holes_. A cinder hole is a small cavity left
-in the iron at the time of the manufacture of it--the effect,
-doubtless, of some small development of gas forming a bubble in the
-substance of the iron. If the bubble is near the inner surface of the
-barrel when it is welded, the process of boring and finishing brings
-it into view, in the form of a small blemish seen in the side of the
-bore. At a former period in the history of the Armory, defects of this
-kind were not considered essential, so long as they were so small as
-not to weaken the barrel. It was found, however, at length that such
-cavities, by retaining the moisture and other products of combustion
-resulting from the discharge of the piece, were subject to corrosion,
-and gradual enlargement, so as finally to weaken the barrel in a fatal
-manner. It was decided therefore that the existence of cinder holes in
-a barrel should thenceforth be a sufficient cause for its rejection,
-and all the muskets manufactured before that time have since been
-condemned and sold; the design of the department being to retain in
-the public arsenals only arms of the most perfect and unexceptionable
-character.
-
-At the present time, in the process of manufacturing the barrels, it
-is not always found necessary to reject a barrel absolutely in every
-case where a cinder hole appears. Sometimes the iron may be forced in,
-by a blow upon the outside, sufficiently to enable the workman to bore
-the cinder hole out entirely. This course is always adopted where the
-thickness of the iron will allow it, and in such cases the barrel is
-saved. Where this can not be done, the part affected is sometimes cut
-off, and a short barrel is made, for an arm called a musketoon.
-
-
-THE GRINDING.
-
-After the barrel is turned to nearly its proper size it is next to be
-ground, for the purpose of removing the marks left by the tool in
-turning, and of still further perfecting its form. For this operation
-immense grindstones, carried by machinery, are used, as seen in the
-engraving. These stones, when in use, are made to revolve with great
-rapidity--usually about _four hundred times in a minute_--and as a
-constant stream of water is kept pouring upon the part where the
-barrel is applied in the grinding, it is necessary to cover them
-entirely with a wooden case, as seen in the engraving, to catch and
-confine the water, which would otherwise be thrown with great force
-about the room. The direct action therefore of the stone upon the
-barrel in the process of grinding is concealed from view.
-
-[Illustration: GRINDING.]
-
-The workman has an iron rod with a sort of crank-like handle at the
-end of it, and this rod he inserts into the bore of the barrel which
-he has in hand. The rod fits into the barrel closely, and is held
-firmly by the friction, so that by means of the handle to the rod, the
-workman can turn the barrel round and round continually while he is
-grinding it, and thus bring the action of the stone to bear equally
-upon every part, and so finish the work in a true cylindrical form.
-One of these rods, with its handle, may be seen lying free upon the
-stand on the right of the picture. The workman is also provided with
-gauges which he applies frequently to the barrel at different points
-along its length, as the work goes on, in order to form it to the true
-size and to the proper taper. In the act of grinding he inserts the
-barrel into a small hole in the case, in front of the stone, and then
-presses it hard against the surface of the stone by means of the iron
-lever behind him. By leaning against this lever with greater or less
-exertion he can regulate the pressure of the barrel against the stone
-at pleasure. In order to increase his power over this lever he stands
-upon a plate of iron which is placed upon the floor beneath him, with
-projections cast upon it to hold his feet by their friction; the
-moment that he ceases to lean against the lever, the inner end of it
-is drawn back by the action of the weight seen hanging down by the
-side of it, and the barrel is immediately released.
-
-The workman _turns_ the barrel continually, during the process of
-grinding, by means of the handle, as seen in the drawing, and as the
-stone itself is revolving all the time with prodigious velocity, the
-work is very rapidly, and at the same time very smoothly and correctly
-performed.
-
-
-DANGER.
-
-It would seem too, at first thought, that this operation of grinding
-must be a very safe as well as a simple one; but it is far otherwise.
-This grinding room is the dangerous room--the only dangerous room, in
-fact, in the whole establishment. In the first place, the work itself
-is often very injurious to the health. The premises are always
-drenched with water, and this makes the atmosphere damp and
-unwholesome. Then there is a fine powder, which, notwithstanding every
-precaution, will escape from the stone, and contaminate the air,
-producing very serious tendencies to disease in the lungs of persons
-who breathe it for any long period. In former times it was customary
-to grind bayonets as well as barrels; and this required that the face
-of the stone should be fluted, that is cut into grooves of a form
-suitable to receive the bayonet. This fluting of the stone, which of
-course it was necessary continually to renew, was found to be an
-exceedingly unhealthy operation, and in the process of grinding,
-moreover, in the case of bayonets, the workman was much more exposed
-than in grinding barrels, as it was necessary that a portion of the
-stone should be open before him and that he should apply the piece in
-hand directly to the surface of it. From these causes it resulted,
-under the old system, that bayonets, whatever might have been their
-destination in respect to actual service against an enemy on the
-field, were pretty sure to be the death of all who were concerned in
-making them.
-
-The system, however, so far as relates to the bayonet is now changed.
-Bayonets are now "milled," instead of being ground; that is, they are
-finished by means of cutters formed upon the circumference of a wheel,
-and so arranged that by the revolution of the wheel, and by the motion
-of the bayonet in passing slowly under it, secured in a very solid
-manner to a solid bed, the superfluous metal is cut away and the piece
-fashioned at once to its proper form, or at least brought so near to
-it by the machine, as to require afterward only a very little
-finishing. This operation is cheaper than the other, and also more
-perfect in its result; while at the same time it is entirely free from
-danger to the workman.
-
-No mode, however, has yet been devised for dispensing with the
-operation of grinding in the case of the barrel; though the injury to
-the health is much less in this case than in the other.
-
-
-BURSTING OF GRINDSTONES.
-
-There is another very formidable danger connected with the process of
-grinding besides the insalubrity of the work; and that is the danger
-of the bursting of the stones in consequence of their enormous weight
-and the immense velocity with which they are made to revolve. Some
-years since a new method of clamping the stone, that is of attaching
-it and securing it to its axis, was adopted, by means of which the
-danger of bursting is much diminished. But by the mode formerly
-practiced--the mode which in fact still prevails in many manufacturing
-establishments where large grindstones are employed--the danger was
-very great, and the most frightful accidents often occurred. In
-securing the stone to its axis it was customary to cut a square hole
-through the centre of the stone, and then after passing the iron axis
-through this opening, to fix the stone upon the axis by wedging it up
-firmly with wooden wedges. Now it is well known that an enormous force
-may be exerted by the driving of a wedge, and probably in many cases
-where this method is resorted to, the stone is strained to its utmost
-tension, so as to be on the point of splitting open, before it is put
-in rotation at all. The water is then let on, and the stone becomes
-saturated with it--which greatly increases the danger. There are three
-ways by which the water tends to promote the bursting of the stone. It
-makes it very much heavier, and thus adds to the momentum of its
-motion, and consequently to the centrifugal force. It also makes it
-weaker, for the water penetrates the stone in every part, and operates
-to soften, as it were, its texture. Then finally it swells the wedges,
-and thus greatly increases the force of the outward strain which they
-exert at the centre of the stone. When under these circumstances the
-enormous mass is put in motion, at the rate perhaps of five or six
-revolutions in a _second_, it bursts, and some enormous fragment, a
-quarter or a third of the whole, flies up through the flooring above,
-or out through a wall, according to the position of the part thrown
-off, at the time of the fracture. An accident of this kind occurred at
-the Armory some years since. One fragment of the stone struck the wall
-of the building, which was two or three feet thick, and broke it
-through. The other passing upward, struck and fractured a heavy beam
-forming a part of the floor above, and upset a work-bench in a room
-over it, where several men were working. The men were thrown down,
-though fortunately they were not injured. The workman who had been
-grinding at the stone left his station for a minute or two, just
-before the catastrophe, and thus his life too was saved.
-
-
-POLISHING.
-
-We have said that the grinding room is the _only_ dangerous room in
-such an establishment as this. There is one other process than
-grinding which was formerly considered as extremely unhealthy, and
-that is the process of polishing. The polishing of steel is performed
-by means of what are called _emery wheels_, which are wheels bound on
-their circumference by a band of leather, to which a coating of emery,
-very finely pulverized, is applied, by means of a sizing of glue.
-These wheels, a large number of which are placed side by side in the
-same room, are made to revolve by means of machinery, with an
-inconceivable velocity, while the workmen who have the polishing to
-do, taking their stations, each at his own wheel, on seats placed
-there for the purpose, and holding the piece of work on which the
-operation is to be performed, in their hands, apply it to the
-revolving circumference before them. The surface of the steel thus
-applied, receives immediately a very high polish--a stream of sparks
-being elicited by the friction, and flying off from the wheel opposite
-to the workman.
-
-Now although in these cases the workman was always accustomed to take
-his position at the wheel in such a manner as to be exposed as little
-as possible to the effects of it, yet the air of the apartment, it was
-found, soon became fully impregnated with the fine emery dust, and the
-influence of it upon the lungs proved very deleterious. There is,
-however, now in operation a contrivance by means of which the evil is
-almost entirely remedied. A large air-trunk is laid beneath the floor,
-from which the air is drawn out continually by means of a sort of fan
-machinery connected with the engine. Opposite to each wheel, and in
-the direction to which the sparks and the emery dust are thrown, are
-openings connected with this air-trunk. By means of this arrangement
-all that is noxious in the air of the room is drawn out through the
-openings into the air-trunk, and so conveyed away.
-
-The sparks produced in such operations as this, as in the case of the
-collision of flint and steel, consist of small globules of melted
-metal, cut off from the main mass by the force of the friction, and
-heated to the melting point at the same time. These metallic
-scintillations were not supposed to be the cause of the injury that
-was produced by the operation of polishing, as formerly practiced. It
-was the dust of the emery that produced the effect, just as in the
-case of the grinding it was the powder of the stone, and not the fine
-particles of iron.
-
-The emery which is used in these polishing operations, as well as for
-a great many similar purposes in the arts, is obtained by pulverizing
-an exceedingly hard mineral that is found in several of the islands of
-the Grecian Archipelago, in the Mediterranean. In its native state it
-appears in the form of shapeless masses, of a blackish or bluish gray
-color, and it is prepared for use by being pulverized in iron mortars.
-When pulverized it is washed and sorted into five or six different
-degrees of fineness, according to the work for which it is wanted. It
-is used by lapidaries for cutting and polishing stones, by cutlers for
-iron and steel instruments, and by opticians for grinding lenses. It
-is ordinarily used in the manner above described, by being applied to
-the circumference of a leathern covered wheel, by means of oil or of
-glue. Ladies use bags filled with it, for brightening their needles.
-
-Emery is procured in Spain, and also in Great Britain, as well as in
-the Islands of the Mediterranean.
-
-
-PROVING.
-
-[Illustration: THE PROVING HOUSE.]
-
-When the barrels are brought pretty nearly to their finished
-condition, they are to be _proved_, that is to be subjected to the
-test of actual trial with gunpowder. For this proving they are taken
-to a very strong building that is constructed for the purpose, and
-which stands behind the Stocking Shop. Its place is on the
-right in the general view of the Armory buildings, and near the
-foreground--though that view does not extend far enough in that
-direction to bring it in. The exterior appearance of this building is
-represented in the above engraving. It is made very strong, being
-constructed wholly of timber, in order to enable it to resist the
-force of the explosions within. There are spacious openings in lattice
-work, in the roof and under the eaves of the building, to allow of the
-escape of the smoke with which it is filled at each discharge; for it
-is customary to prove a large number of barrels at a time. The barrels
-are loaded with a very heavy charge, so as to subject them to much
-greater strain than they can ever be exposed to in actual service. The
-building on the left, in the engraving, is used for loading the
-barrels, and for cleaning and drying them after they are proved. The
-shed attached to the main building, on the right hand, contains a bank
-of clay, placed there to receive the bullets, with which the barrels
-are charged.
-
-The arrangement of the interior of this building, as well as the
-manner in which the proving is performed, will be very clearly
-understood by reference to the engraving below.
-
-[Illustration: INTERIOR OF THE PROVING HOUSE.]
-
-On the right hand end of the building, and extending quite across it
-from side to side, is a sort of platform, the upper surface of which
-is formed of cast-iron, and contains grooves in which the muskets are
-placed when loaded, side by side. A train of gunpowder is laid along
-the back side of this platform, so as to form a communication with
-each barrel. The train passes out through a hole in the side of the
-building near the door. The bank of clay may be seen sloping down from
-within its shed into the room on the left. The artist has represented
-the scene as it appears when all is ready for the discharge. The
-barrels are placed, the train is laid, and the proof-master is just
-retiring and closing the door. A moment more and there will be a loud
-and rattling explosion; then the doors will be opened, and as soon as
-the smoke has cleared away the workman will enter and ascertain the
-result. About one in sixty of the barrels are found to burst under the
-trial.
-
-The pieces that fail are all carefully examined with a view to
-ascertain whether the giving way was owing to a defect in the welding,
-or to some flaw, or other bad quality, in the iron. The appearance of
-the rent made by the bursting will always determine this point. The
-loss of those that failed on account of bad welding is then charged to
-the respective operatives by whom the work was done, at a dollar for
-each one so failing. The name of the maker of each is known by the
-stamp which he put upon it at the time when it passed through his
-hands.
-
-The barrels that stand this first test are afterward subjected to a
-second one in order to make it sure that they sustained no partial and
-imperceptible injury at the first explosion. This done they are
-stamped with the mark of approval, and so sent to the proper
-departments to be mounted and finished.
-
-[Illustration: TESTING THE BAYONETS.]
-
-The bayonets, and all the other parts of which the musket is composed
-are subjected to tests, different in character indeed, but equally
-strict and rigid in respect to the qualities which they are intended
-to prove, with that applied to the barrel. The bayonet is very
-carefully gauged and measured in every part, in order to make sure
-that it is of precisely the proper form and dimensions. A weight is
-hung to the point of it to try its temper, and it is sprung by the
-strength of the inspector, with the point of it set into the floor, to
-prove its elasticity. If it is found to be tempered too high it
-breaks; if too low it bends. In either case it is condemned, and the
-workman through whose fault the failure has resulted is charged with
-the loss.
-
-
-THE FORGING.
-
-The number of pieces which are used in making up a musket is
-forty-nine, each of which has to be formed and finished separately. Of
-these there are only two--viz., the sight and what is called the
-_cone-seat_, a sort of process connected with the barrel--that are
-permanently attached to any other part; so that the musket can at any
-time be separated into _forty-seven_ parts, by simply turning screws,
-and opening springs, and then put together again as before. Most of
-these parts are such that they are formed in the first instance by
-being forged or rather _swedged_, and are afterward trimmed and
-finished in lathes, and milling engines, or by means of files.
-_Swedging_, as it is called, is the forming of irregular shapes in
-iron by means of dies of a certain kind, called swedges, one of which
-is inserted in the anvil, in a cavity made for the purpose, and the
-other is placed above it. Cavities are cut in the faces of the
-swedges, so that when they are brought together, with the end of the
-iron rod out of which the article to be formed between them, the iron
-is made to assume the form of the cavities by means of blows of the
-hammer upon the upper swedge. In this way shapes are easily and
-rapidly fashioned, which it would be impossible to produce by blows
-directed immediately upon the iron.
-
-[Illustration: THE BLACKSMITH'S SHOP.]
-
-The shop where this swedging work is done at the Armory contains a
-great number of forges, one only of which however is fully represented
-in the engraving. The apparatus connected with these forges, differing
-in each according to the particular operation for which each is
-intended, is far too complicated to be described in this connection.
-It can only be fully understood when seen in actual operation under
-the hands of the workman. The visitor however who has the opportunity
-to see it thus, lingers long before each separate forge, pleased with
-the ingenuity of the contrivances which he witnesses, and admiring the
-wonderful dexterity of the workman. There is no appearance of bellows
-at any of these works. The air is supplied to the fires by pipes
-ascending through the floor from a _fan blower_, as it is called,
-worked by machinery arranged for the purpose below.
-
-
-THE STOCKING SHOP.
-
-The Stocking Shop, so called, is the department in which the _stocks_
-to which the barrel and the lock are to be attached, are formed and
-finished. The wood used for gun stocks in this country is the black
-walnut, and as this wood requires to be seasoned some years
-before it is used, an immense store of it is kept on hand at the
-Armory--sufficient in fact for four years' consumption. The building
-in which this material is stored may be seen on the right hand side in
-the general view placed at the head of this article. It stands off
-from the square, and behind the other buildings. The operations
-conducted in the stocking shop are exceedingly attractive to all who
-visit the establishment. In fact it happens here as it often does in
-similar cases, that that which it is most interesting to witness is
-the least interesting to be described. The reason is that the charm in
-these processes consists in the high perfection and finish of the
-machines, in the smoothness, grace, and rapidity of their motions, and
-in the seemingly miraculous character of the performances which they
-execute. Of such things no mere description can convey any adequate
-idea. They must be seen to be at all appreciated.
-
-A gun stock, with all the innumerable cavities, grooves, perforations,
-and recesses necessary to be made in it, to receive the barrel, the
-lock, the bands, the ramrod, and the numerous pins and screws, all of
-which require a separate and peculiar modification of its form, is
-perhaps as irregular a shape as the ingenuity of man could devise--and
-as well calculated as any shape could possibly be to bid defiance to
-every attempt at applying machinery to the work of fashioning it. The
-difficulties however in the way of such an attempt, insurmountable as
-they would at first sight seem, have all been overcome, and every part
-of the stock is formed, and every perforation, groove, cavity, and
-socket is cut in it by machines that do their work with a beauty, a
-grace, and a perfection, which awaken in all who witness the process,
-a feeling of astonishment and delight.
-
-The general principle on which this machinery operates, in doing its
-work, may perhaps be made intelligible to the reader by description.
-The action is regulated by what are called _patterns_. These patterns
-are models in iron of the various surfaces of the stock which it is
-intended to form. Let us suppose, for example, that the large cavity
-intended to receive the lock is to be cut. The stock on which the
-operation is to be performed is placed in its bed in the machine, and
-over it, pendant from a certain movable frame-work of polished steel
-above, is the cutting tool, a sort of bit or borer, which is to do the
-work. This borer is made to revolve with immense velocity, and is at
-the same time susceptible of various other motions at the pleasure of
-the workman. It may be brought down upon the work, and moved there
-from side to side, so as to cut out a cavity of any required shape;
-and such is the mechanism of the machine that these vertical and
-lateral motions may be made very freely without at all interfering
-with the swift rotation on which the cutting power of the tool
-depends. This is effected by causing the tool to revolve by means of
-small machinery within its frame, while the frame and all within it
-moves together in the vertical and lateral motions.
-
-Now if this were all, it is plain that the cutting of the cavity in
-the stock would depend upon the action of the workman, and the form
-given to it would be determined by the manner in which he should guide
-the tool in its lateral motions, and by the depth to which he should
-depress it. But this is not all. At a little distance from the cutter,
-and parallel to it is another descending rod, which is called the
-guide; and this guide is so connected with the cutting tool, by means
-of a very complicated and ingenious machinery, that the latter is
-governed rigidly and exactly in all its movements by the motion of the
-former. Now there is placed immediately beneath the guide, what is
-called the pattern, that is a cavity in a block of iron of precisely
-the form and size which it is intended to give to the cavity in the
-wooden stock. All that the workman has to do therefore, when the
-machine is put in motion is to bring the guide down into the pattern
-and move it about the circumference and through the centre of it. The
-cutting tool imitating precisely the motions of the guide, enters the
-wood, and cutting its way in the most perfect manner and with
-incredible rapidity, forms an exact duplicate of the cavity in the
-pattern. The theory of this operation is sufficiently curious and
-striking--but the wonder excited by it is infinitely enhanced by
-seeing the work done. It is on this principle substantially that all
-the machines of the Stocking Shop are constructed; every separate
-recess, perforation, or groove of the piece requiring of course its
-own separate mechanism. The stocks are passed from one of these
-engines to another in rapid succession, and come out at last, each one
-the perfect fac-simile of its fellow.
-
-
-DIVISION OF LABOR.
-
-We have said that the number of separate parts which go to compose a
-musket is forty-nine; but this by no means denotes the number of
-distinct operations required in the manufacture of it--for almost
-every one of these forty-nine parts is subject to many distinct
-operations, each of which has its own name, is assigned to its own
-separate workman, and is paid for distinctly and by itself, according
-to the price put upon it in the general tariff of wages. The number of
-operations thus separately named, catalogued and priced, is _three
-hundred and ninety-six_.
-
-These operations are entirely distinct from one another--each
-constituting, as it were, in some sense a distinct trade, so that it
-might be quite possible that no one man in the whole establishment
-should know how to perform any two of them. It is quite certain, in
-fact, that no man can perform any considerable number of them. They
-are of very various grades in respect to character and price--from the
-welding of the barrel which is in some points of view the highest and
-most responsible of all, down to the cutting out of pins and screws of
-the most insignificant character. They are all however regularly
-rated, and the work that is performed upon them is paid for by the
-piece.
-
-
-ASSEMBLING THE MUSKET.
-
-[Illustration: ASSEMBLING THE MUSKET.]
-
-When the several parts are all finished, the operation of putting them
-together so as to make up the musket from them complete, is called
-"assembling the musket." The workman who performs this function has
-all the various parts before him at his bench, arranged in boxes and
-compartments, in regular order, and taking one component from this
-place, and another from that, he proceeds to put the complicated piece
-of mechanism together. His bench is fitted up expressly for the work
-which he is to perform upon it, with a vice to hold without marring,
-and rests to support without confining, and every other convenience
-and facility which experience and ingenuity can suggest. With these
-helps, and by means of the dexterity which continued practice gives
-him, he performs the work in a manner so adroit and rapid, as to
-excite the wonder of every beholder. In fact it is always a pleasure
-to see any thing done that is done with grace and dexterity, and this
-is a pleasure which the visitor to the Armory has an opportunity to
-enjoy at almost every turn.
-
-The component parts of the musket are all made according to one
-precise pattern, and thus when taken up at random they are sure to
-come properly together. There is no individual fitting required in
-each particular case. Any barrel will fit into any stock, and a screw
-designed for a particular plate or band, will enter the proper hole in
-any plate or band of a hundred thousand. There are many advantages
-which result from this precise conformity to an established pattern in
-the components of the musket. In the first place the work of
-manufacturing it is more easily performed in this way. It is always
-the tendency of machinery to produce similarity in its results, and
-thus although where only two things are to be made it is very
-difficult to get them alike, the case is very different where there is
-a call for two hundred thousand. In this last case it is far easier
-and cheaper to have them alike than to have them different; for in
-manufacturing on such a scale a machinery is employed, which results
-in fashioning every one of its products on the precise model to which
-the inventor adapted the construction of it. Then, besides, a great
-convenience and economy results from this identity of form in the
-component parts of the musket, when the arms are employed in service.
-Spare screws, locks, bands, springs, &c., can be furnished in
-quantities, and sent to any remote part of the country wherever they
-are required; so that when any part of a soldier's gun becomes injured
-or broken, its place can be immediately supplied by a new piece, which
-is sure to fit as perfectly into the vacancy as the original occupant.
-Even after a battle there is nothing to prevent the surviving soldiers
-from making up themselves, out of a hundred broken and dismantled
-muskets, fifty good ones as complete and sound as ever, by rejecting
-what is damaged, and assembling the uninjured parts anew.
-
-To facilitate such operations as these the mechanism by which the
-various parts of the musket are attached to each other and secured in
-their places, is studiously contrived with a view to facilitating in
-the highest degree the taking of them apart, and putting them
-together. Each soldier to whom a musket is served is provided with a
-little tool, which, though very simple in its construction, consists
-of several parts and is adapted to the performance of several
-functions. With the assistance of this tool the soldier sitting on the
-bank by the roadside, at a pause in the middle of his march, if the
-regulations of the service would allow him to do so, might separate
-his gun into its forty-seven components, and spread the parts out upon
-the grass around him. Then if any part was doubtful he could examine
-it. If any was broken he could replace it--and after having finished
-his inspection he could reconstruct the mechanism, and march on as
-before.
-
-It results from this system that to make any change, however slight,
-in the pattern of the musket or in the form of any of the parts of it,
-is attended with great difficulty and expense. The fashion and form of
-every one of the component portions of the arm, are very exactly and
-rigidly determined by the machinery that is employed in making it, and
-any alteration, however apparently insignificant, would require a
-change in this machinery. It becomes necessary, therefore, that the
-precise pattern both of the whole musket and of all of its parts, once
-fixed, should remain permanently the same.
-
-The most costly of the parts which lie before the workman in
-assembling the musket is the barrel. The value of it complete is three
-dollars. From the barrel we go down by a gradually descending scale to
-the piece of smallest value, which is a little wire called the ramrod
-spring wire--the value of which is only one mill; that is the workman
-is paid only one dollar a thousand for the manufacture of it. The time
-expended in assembling a musket is about ten minutes, and the price
-paid for the work is four cents.
-
-
-THE ARSENAL.
-
-[Illustration: THE NEW ARSENAL.]
-
-The New Arsenal, which has already been alluded to in the description
-of the general view of the Arsenal grounds, is a very stately edifice.
-It is two hundred feet long, seventy feet wide, and fifty feet high.
-It is divided into three stories, each of which is calculated to
-contain one hundred thousand muskets, making three hundred thousand in
-all. The muskets when stored in this arsenal are arranged in racks set
-up for the purpose along the immense halls, where they stand upright
-in rows, with the glittering bayonets shooting up, as it were, above.
-The visitors who go into the arsenal walk up and down the aisles which
-separate the ranges of racks, admiring the symmetry and splendor of
-the display.
-
-The Arsenal has another charm for visitors besides the beauty of the
-spectacle which the interior presents--and that is the magnificent
-panorama of the surrounding country, which is seen from the summit of
-the tower. This tower, which occupies the centre of the building, is
-about ninety feet high--and as it is about thirty feet square, the
-deck at the top furnishes space for a large party of visitors to stand
-and survey the surrounding country. Nothing can be imagined more
-enchanting than the view presented from this position in the month of
-June. The Armory grounds upon one side, and the streets of the town
-upon the other lie, as it were, at the feet of the spectator, while in
-the distance the broad and luxuriant valley of the Connecticut is
-spread out to view, with its villages, its fields, its groves, its
-bridges, its winding railways, and its serpentine and beautiful
-streams.
-
-
-THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE ARMORY.
-
-[Illustration: QUARTERS OF THE COMMANDING OFFICER.]
-
-The manufacture of muskets being a work that pertains in some sense to
-the operations of the army, should be, for that reason, under
-_military_ rule. On the other hand, inasmuch as it is wholly a work of
-mechanical and peaceful industry, a _civil_ administration would seem
-to be most appropriate for it. There is, in fact, a standing dispute
-on this subject both in relation to the Armory at Springfield and to
-that at Harper's Ferry, among those interested in the establishments,
-and it is a dispute which, perhaps, will never be finally settled. The
-Springfield Armory is at this time under military rule--the present
-commanding officer, Colonel Ripley, having been put in charge of it
-about ten years ago, previous to which time it was under civil
-superintendence. At the time of Col. Ripley's appointment the works,
-as is universally acknowledged, were in a very imperfect condition,
-compared with the present state. On entering upon the duties of his
-office, the new incumbent engaged in the work of improvement with
-great resolution and energy, and after contending for several years
-with the usual obstacles and difficulties which men have to encounter
-in efforts at progress and reform, he succeeded in bringing the
-establishment up to a state of very high perfection; and now the
-order, the system, the neatness, the almost military exactness and
-decorum which pervade every department of the works are the theme of
-universal admiration. The grounds are kept in the most perfect
-condition--the shops are bright and cheerful, the walls and floors are
-every where neat and clean, the machinery and tools are perfect, and
-are all symmetrically and admirably arranged, while the workmen are
-well dressed, and are characterized by an air of manliness,
-intelligence, and thrift, that suggests to the mind of the visitor the
-idea of amateur mechanics, working with beautiful tools, for pleasure.
-
-And yet the men at first complained, sometimes, of the stringency of
-rules and regulations required to produce these results. These rules
-are still in force, though now they are very generally acquiesced in.
-No newspapers of any kind can be taken into the shops, no tobacco or
-intoxicating drinks can be used there, no unnecessary conversation is
-allowed, and the regulations in respect to hours of attendance, and to
-responsibility for damaged work are very definite and strict. But even
-if the workmen should be disposed in any case to complain of the
-stringency of these requirements, they can not but be proud of the
-result; for they take a very evident pleasure in the gratification
-which every visitor manifests in witnessing the system, the order, the
-neatness, and the precision that every where prevail.
-
-Nothing can be more admirably planned, or more completely and
-precisely executed than the system of accounts kept at the offices, by
-which not only every pecuniary transaction, but also, as would seem,
-almost every mechanical operation or act that takes place throughout
-the establishment is made a matter of record. Thus every thing is
-checked and regulated. No piece, large or small, can be lost from
-among its hundreds of fellows without being missed somewhere in some
-column of figures--and the whole history of every workman's doings,
-and of every piece of work done, is to be found recorded. Ask the
-master-armorer any questions whatever about the workings of the
-establishment, whether relating to the minutest detail, or to most
-comprehensive and general results, and he takes down a book and shows
-you the answer in some column or table.
-
-After all, however, this neatness, precision, and elegance in the
-appearance and in the daily workings of an establishment like this,
-though very agreeable to the eye of the observer, constitute a test of
-only secondary importance in respect to the actual character of the
-administration that governs it. To judge properly on this point, the
-thing to be looked at is the actual and substantial results that are
-obtained. The manufacture of muskets is the great function of the
-Armory, and not the exhibition of beautiful workshops, and curious
-processes in mechanics for the entertainment of visitors. When we
-inquire, however, into the present arrangement of this establishment,
-in this point of view, the conclusion seems to be still more decidedly
-in its favor than in the other. The cost of manufacturing each musket
-immediately before the commencement of the term of the present
-commander was about seventeen dollars and a half. During the past year
-it has been eight dollars and three quarters, and yet the men are paid
-better wages now per day, or, rather, they are paid at such rates for
-their work, that they can earn more now per day, than then. The saving
-has thus not been at all made from the pay of the workmen, but wholly
-from the introduction of new and improved modes of manufacture, better
-machines, a superior degree of order, system, and economy in every
-department, and other similar causes. How far the improvements which
-have thus been made are due to the intrinsic qualities of military
-government, and how far to the personal efficiency of the officer in
-this case intrusted with the administration of it, it might be
-somewhat difficult to decide.
-
-In fact, when judging of the advancement made during a period of ten
-years, in an establishment of this kind, at the present age of the
-world, some considerable portion of the improvement that is manifested
-is due, doubtless, to the operation of those causes which are
-producing a general progress in all the arts and functions of social
-life. The tendency of every thing is onward. Every where, and for all
-purposes, machinery is improving, materials are more and more easily
-procured, new facilities are discovered and new inventions are made,
-the results of which inure to the common benefit of all mankind. It is
-only so far as an establishment like the Armory advances at a more
-rapid rate than that of the general progress of the age, that any
-special credit is due to those who administer its affairs. It always
-seems, however, to strangers visiting the Armory and observing its
-condition, that these general causes will account for but a small
-portion of the results which have been attained in the management of
-it, during the past ten years.
-
-
-CONCLUSION.
-
-As was stated at the commencement of the article, it is only a small
-part of the hundreds of thousands of muskets manufactured, that are
-destined ever to be used. Some portion of the whole number are served
-out to the army, and are employed in Indian warfare, others are
-destined to arm garrisons in various fortresses and military posts,
-where they are never called to any other service than to figure in
-peaceful drillings and parades. Far the greater portion, however, are
-sent away to various parts of the country, to be stored in the
-national arsenals, where they lie, and are to lie, as we hope,
-forever, undisturbed, in the midst of scenes of rural beauty and
-continued peace. The flowers bloom and the birds sing unmolested
-around the silent and solitary depositories, where these terrible
-instruments of carnage and destruction unconsciously and forever
-repose.
-
-
-
-
-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE.[A]
-
-BY JOHN S. C. ABBOTT.
-
- [Footnote A: Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the
- year 1852, by Harper and Brothers, in the Clerk's Office of
- the District Court of the Southern District of New York.]
-
-
-PEACE WITH ENGLAND.
-
-It was the first great object of Napoleon, immediately upon his
-accession to power, to reconcile France with Europe, and to make peace
-with all the world. France was weary of war. She needed repose, to
-recover from the turmoil of revolution. Napoleon, conscious of the
-necessities of France, was consecrating Herculean energies for the
-promotion of peace. The Directory, by oppressive acts, had excited the
-indignation of the United States. Napoleon, by a course of
-conciliation, immediately removed that hostility, and, but a short
-time before the treaty of Luneville, ratified a treaty of amity
-between France and the United States. The signature of this treaty was
-celebrated with great rejoicings at the beautiful country seat which
-Joseph, who in consequence of his marriage was richer than his
-brother, had purchased at Morfontaine. Napoleon, accompanied by a
-brilliant party, met the American commissioners there. The most
-elegant decorations within the mansion and in the gardens, represented
-France and America joined in friendly union. Napoleon presented the
-following toast: "The memory of the French and the Americans who died
-on the field of battle for the independence of the New World." Lebrun,
-the Second Consul, proposed, "The union of America with the Northern
-powers, to enforce respect for the liberty of the seas." Cambaceres
-gave for the third toast, "The successor of Washington." Thus did
-Napoleon endeavor to secure the friendship of the United States.
-
-About this time Pope Pius VI. died, and the Cardinals met to choose
-his successor. The respect with which Napoleon had treated the Pope,
-and his kindness to the emigrant priests, during the first Italian
-campaign, presented so strong a contrast with the violence enjoined by
-the Directory, as to produce a profound impression upon the minds of
-the Pope and the Cardinals.
-
-The Bishop of Imola was universally esteemed for his extensive
-learning, his gentle virtues, and his firm probity. Upon the occasion
-of the union of his diocese with the Cisalpine Republic, he preached a
-very celebrated sermon, in which he spoke of the conduct of the French
-in terms highly gratifying to the young conqueror. The power of
-Napoleon was now in the ascendant. It was deemed important to
-conciliate his favor. "It is from France," said Cardinal Gonsalvi,
-"that persecutions have come upon us for the last ten years. It is
-from France, perhaps, that we shall derive aid and consolation for the
-future. A very extraordinary young man, one very difficult as yet to
-judge, holds dominion there at the present day. His influence will
-soon be paramount in Italy. Remember that he protected the priests in
-1797. He has recently conferred funeral honors upon Pius VI." These
-were words of deep foresight. They were appreciated by the sagacious
-Cardinals. To conciliate the favor of Napoleon, the Bishop of Imola
-was elected to the pontifical chair as Pope Pius VII.
-
-Naples had been most perfidious in its hostility to France. The Queen
-of Naples was a proud daughter of Maria Theresa, and sister of the
-Emperor of Austria and of the unfortunate Marie Antoinette. She surely
-must not be too severely condemned for execrating a revolution which
-had consigned her sister to the dungeon and to the guillotine. Naples,
-deprived of Austrian aid, was powerless. She trembled under
-apprehension of the vengeance of Napoleon. The King of Austria could
-no longer render his sister any assistance. She adopted the decisive
-and romantic expedient of proceeding in person, notwithstanding the
-rigor of the approaching winter, to St. Petersburg, to implore the
-intercession of the Emperor Paul. The eccentric monarch, flattered by
-the supplication of the beautiful queen, immediately espoused her
-cause, and dispatched a messenger to Napoleon, soliciting him, as a
-personal favor, to deal gently with Naples. The occurrence was, of
-course, a triumph and a gratification to Napoleon. Most promptly and
-courteously he responded to the appeal. It was indeed his constant
-study at this time, to arrest the further progress of the revolution,
-to establish the interests of France upon a basis of order and of law,
-and to conciliate the surrounding monarchies, by proving to them that
-he had no disposition to revolutionize their realms. A word from him
-would have driven the King and Queen of Naples into exile, and would
-have converted their kingdom into a republic. But Napoleon refused to
-utter that word, and sustained the King of Naples upon his throne.
-
-The Duke of Parma, brother of the King of Spain, had, through the
-intercession of Napoleon, obtained the exchange of his duchy, for the
-beautiful province of Tuscany. The First Consul had also erected
-Tuscany into the kingdom of Etruria, containing about one million of
-inhabitants. The old duke, a bigoted prince, inimical to all reform,
-had married his son (a feeble, frivolous young man) to the daughter of
-his brother, the King of Spain. The kingdom of Etruria was intended
-for this youthful pair. Napoleon, as yet but thirty years of age, thus
-found himself forming kingdoms and creating kings. The young couple
-were in haste to ascend the throne. They could not, however, do this
-until the Duke of Parma should die or abdicate. The unaccommodating
-old duke refused to do either. Napoleon, desirous of producing a moral
-impression in Paris, was anxious to crown them. He therefore allowed
-the duke to retain Parma until his death, that his son might be placed
-upon the throne of Etruria. He wished to exhibit the spectacle, in the
-regicide metropolis of France, of a king created and enthroned by
-France. Thus he hoped to diminish the antipathy to kings, and to
-prepare the way for that restoration of the monarchical power which
-he contemplated. He would also thus conciliate monarchical Europe, by
-proving that he had no design of overthrowing every kingly throne. It
-was indeed adroitly done. He required, therefore, the youthful princes
-to come to Paris, to accept the crown from his hands, as in ancient
-Rome vassal monarchs received the sceptre from the Cæsars. The young
-candidates for monarchy left Madrid, and repaired to the Tuileries, to
-be placed upon the throne by the First Consul. This measure had two
-aspects, each exceedingly striking. It frowned upon the hostility of
-the people to royalty, and it silenced the clamor against France, as
-seeking to spread democracy over the ruins of all thrones. It also
-proudly said, in tones which must have been excessively annoying to
-the haughty legitimists of Europe, "You kings must be childlike and
-humble. You see that I can create such beings as you are." Napoleon,
-conscious that his glory elevated him far above the ancient dynasty,
-whose station he occupied, was happy to receive the young princes with
-pomp and splendor. The versatile Parisians, ever delighted with
-novelty, forgot the twelve years of bloody revolutions, which had
-overturned so many thrones, and recognizing, in this strange
-spectacle, the fruits of their victories, and the triumph of their
-cause, shouted most enthusiastically, "Long live the king!" The
-royalists, on the other hand, chagrined and sullen, answered
-passionately, "Down with kings!" Strange reverse! yet how natural!
-Each party must have been surprised and bewildered at its own novel
-position. In settling the etiquette of this visit, it was decided that
-the young princes should call first upon Napoleon, and that he should
-return their call the next day. The First Consul, at the head of his
-brilliant military staff, received the young monarch with parental
-kindness and with the most delicate attentions, yet with the
-universally recognized superiorities of power and glory. The princes
-were entertained at the magnificent chateau of Talleyrand at Neuilly,
-with most brilliant festivals and illuminations. For a month the
-capital presented a scene of most gorgeous spectacles. Napoleon, too
-entirely engrossed with the cares of empire to devote much time to
-these amusements, assigned the entertainment of his guests to his
-ministers. Nevertheless he endeavored to give some advice to the young
-couple about to reign over Etruria. He was much struck with the
-weakness of the prince, who cherished no sense of responsibility, and
-was entirely devoted to trivial pleasures. He was exceedingly
-interested in the mysteries of cotillions, of leap-frog, and of
-hide-and-go-seek--and was ever thus trifling with the courtiers.
-Napoleon saw that he was perfectly incapable of governing, and said to
-one of his ministers, "You perceive that they are princes, descended
-from an ancient line. How can the reins of government be intrusted to
-such hands? But it was well to show to France this specimen of the
-Bourbons. She can judge if these ancient dynasties are equal to the
-difficulties of an age like ours." As the young king left Paris for
-his dominions, Napoleon remarked to a friend, "Rome need not be
-uneasy. There is no danger of _his_ crossing the Rubicon." Napoleon
-sent one of his generals to Etruria with the royal pair, ostensibly as
-the minister of France, but in reality as the viceroy of the First
-Consul. The feeble monarch desired only the rank and splendor of a
-king, and was glad to be released from the _cares_ of empire. Of all
-the proud acts performed by Napoleon during his extraordinary career,
-this creation of the Etruscan king, when viewed in all its aspects,
-was perhaps the proudest.
-
-Madame de Montesson had become the guilty paramour of the Duke of
-Orleans, grandfather of Louis Phillipe. She was not at all ashamed of
-this relation, which was sanctioned by the licentiousness of the
-times. Proud even of this alliance with a prince of the blood, she
-fancied that it was her privilege, as the only relative of the royal
-line then in Paris, to pay to the King and Queen of Etruria such
-honors as they might be gratified in receiving from the remains of the
-old court society. She therefore made a brilliant party, inviting all
-the returned emigrants of illustrious birth. She even had the boldness
-to invite the family of the First Consul, and the distinguished
-persons of his suite. The invitation was concealed from Napoleon, as
-his determination to frown upon all immorality was well known. The
-next morning Napoleon heard of the occurrence, and severely
-reprimanded those of his suite who had attended the party, dwelling
-with great warmth upon the impropriety of countenancing vice in high
-places. Savary, who attended the party, and shared in the reprimand,
-says, that Madame de Montesson would have been severely punished had
-it not been for the intervention of Josephine, who was ever ready to
-plead for mercy.
-
-Napoleon having made peace with continental Europe, now turned his
-attention earnestly to England, that he might compel that unrelenting
-antagonist to lay down her arms. "France," said he, "will not reap all
-the blessings of a pacification, until she shall have a peace with
-England. But a sort of delirium has seized on that government, which
-now holds nothing sacred. Its conduct is unjust, not only toward the
-French people, but toward all the other powers of the Continent. And
-when governments are not just their authority is short-lived. All the
-continental powers must force England to fall back into the track of
-moderation, of equity, and of reason." Notwithstanding this state of
-hostilities it is pleasant to witness the interchange of the courtesy
-of letters. Early in January of 1801, Napoleon sent some very valuable
-works, magnificently bound, as a present to the Royal Society of
-London. A complimentary letter accompanied the present,
-signed--BONAPARTE, _President of the National Institute, and First
-Consul of France_. As a significant intimation of his principles,
-there was on the letter a finely-executed vignette, representing
-Liberty sailing on the ocean in an open shell with the following
-motto:
-
- "LIBERTY OF THE SEAS."
-
-England claimed the right of visiting and searching merchant ships, to
-whatever nation belonging, whatever the cargoes, wherever the
-destination. For any resistance of this right, she enforced the
-penalty of the confiscation of both ship and cargo. She asserted that
-nothing was necessary to constitute a blockade but to announce the
-fact, and to station a vessel to cruise before a blockaded port. Thus
-all the nations of the world were forbidden by England to approach a
-port of France. The English government strenuously contended that
-these principles were in accordance with the established regulations
-of maritime law. The neutral powers, on the other hand, affirmed that
-these demands were an usurpation on the part of England, founded on
-power, unsanctioned by the usages of nations, or by the principles of
-maritime jurisprudence. "Free ships," said they, "make free goods. The
-flag covers the merchandise. A port is to be considered blockaded only
-when such a force is stationed at its mouth as renders it dangerous to
-enter."
-
-Under these circumstances, it was not very difficult for Napoleon to
-turn the arms of the united world against his most powerful foe.
-England had allied all the powers of Europe against France. Now
-Napoleon combined them all in friendly alliance with him, and directed
-their energies against his unyielding and unintimidated assailant.
-England was mistress of the seas. Upon that element she was more
-powerful than all Europe united. It was one great object of the
-British ministry to prevent any European power from becoming the
-maritime rival of England. Napoleon, as he cast his eye over his
-magnificent empire of forty millions of inhabitants, and surveyed his
-invincible armies, was excessively annoyed that the fifteen millions
-of people, crowded into the little island of England, should have
-undisputed dominion over the whole wide world of waters. The English
-have ever been respected, above all other nations, for wealth, power,
-courage, intelligence, and all stern virtues; but they never have been
-beloved. The English nation is at the present moment the most
-powerful, the most respected, and the most unpopular upon the surface
-of the globe. Providence deals in compensations. It is perhaps
-unreasonable to expect that all the virtues should be centred in one
-people. "When," exclaimed Napoleon, "will the French exchange their
-vanity for a little pride?" It may be rejoined, "When will the English
-lay aside their pride for a little vanity--that perhaps more ignoble,
-but certainly better-natured foible?" England, abandoned by all her
-allies, continued the war, apparently because her pride revolted at
-the idea of being conquered into a peace. And in truth England had not
-been vanquished at all. Her fleets were every where triumphant. The
-blows of Napoleon, which fell with such terrible severity upon her
-allies, could not reach her floating batteries. The genius of Napoleon
-overshadowed the land. The genius of Pitt swept the seas. The commerce
-of France was entirely annihilated. The English navy, in the utter
-destitution of nobler game, even pursued poor French fishermen, and
-took away their haddock and their cod. The verdict of history will
-probably pronounce that this was at least a less magnificent rapacity
-than to despoil regal and ducal galleries of the statues of Phidias
-and the cartoons of Raphael.
-
-England declared France to be in a state of blockade, and forbade all
-the rest of the world from having any commercial intercourse with her.
-Her invincible fleet swept all seas. Wherever an English frigate
-encountered any merchant ship, belonging to whatever nation, a shot
-was fired across her bows as a very emphatic command to stop. If the
-command was unheeded a broadside followed, and the peaceful
-merchantman became lawful prize. If the vessel stopped, a boat was
-launched from the frigate, a young lieutenant ascended the sides of
-the merchantman, demanded of the captain the papers, and searched the
-ship. If he found on board any goods which _he judged_ to belong to
-France, he took them away. If he could find any goods which he could
-consider as munitions of war, and which in his judgment the ship was
-conveying to France, the merchantman, with all its contents was
-confiscated. Young lieutenants in the navy are not proverbial for
-wasting many words in compliments. They were often overbearing and
-insolent. England contended that these were the established principles
-of maritime law. All the nations of Europe, now at peace with France,
-excessively annoyed at this _right of search_, which was rigorously
-enforced, declared it to be an intolerable usurpation on the part of
-England. Russia, Prussia, Denmark, Sweden, Holland, France, and Spain
-united in a great confederacy to resist these demands of the proud
-monarch of the seas. The genius of Napoleon formed this grand
-coalition. Paul of Russia, now a most enthusiastic admirer of the
-First Consul, entered into it with all his soul. England soon found
-herself single-handed against the world in arms. With sublime energy
-the British ministry collected their strength for the conflict.
-Murmurs, however, and remonstrances loud and deep pervaded all
-England. The opposition roused itself to new vigor. The government, in
-the prosecution of this war, had already involved the nation in a debt
-of millions upon millions. But the pride of the English government was
-aroused. "What! make peace upon compulsion!" England was conscious of
-her maritime power, and feared not the hostility of the world. And the
-world presented a wide field from which to collect remuneration for
-her losses. She swept the ocean triumphantly. The colonies of the
-allies dropped into her hand, like fruit from the overladen bough.
-Immediately upon the formation of this confederacy, England issued an
-embargo upon every vessel belonging to the allied powers, and also
-orders were issued for the immediate capture of any merchant vessels,
-belonging to these powers, wherever they could be found. The ocean
-instantly swarmed with English privateersmen. Her navy was active
-every where. There had been no proclamation of war issued. The
-merchants of Europe were entirely unsuspicious of any such calamity.
-Their ships were all exposed. By thousands they were swept into the
-ports of England. More than half of the ships, belonging to the
-northern powers, then at sea, were captured.
-
-Russia, Denmark, and Sweden, had a large armament in the Baltic. A
-powerful English fleet was sent for its destruction. The terrible
-energies of Nelson, so resplendent at Aboukir, were still more
-resplendent at Copenhagen. A terrific conflict ensued. The capital of
-Denmark was filled with weeping and woe, for thousands of her most
-noble sons, the young and the joyous, were weltering in blood. "I have
-been," said Nelson, "in above a hundred engagements; but that of
-Copenhagen was the most terrible of them all."
-
-In the midst of this terrific cannonade, Nelson was rapidly walking
-the quarter-deck, which was slippery with blood and covered with the
-dead, who could not be removed as fast as they fell. A heavy shot
-struck the main-mast, scattering the splinters in every direction. He
-looked upon the devastation around him, and, sternly smiling, said,
-"This is warm work, and this day may be the last to any of us in a
-moment. But mark me, I would not be elsewhere for thousands." This was
-heroic, but it was not noble. It was the love of war, not the love of
-humanity. It was the spirit of an Indian chieftain, not the spirit of
-a Christian Washington. The commander-in-chief of the squadron, seeing
-the appalling carnage, hung out the signal for discontinuing the
-action. Nelson was for a moment deeply agitated, and then exclaimed to
-a companion, "I have but one eye. I have a right to be blind
-sometimes." Then, putting the glass to his blind eye, he said, "I
-really don't see the signal. Keep mine for closer battle still flying.
-That is the way I answer such signals. Nail mine to the mast." The
-human mind is so constituted that it must admire heroism. That
-sentiment is implanted in every generous breast for some good purpose.
-Welmoes, a gallant young Dane, but seventeen years of age, stationed
-himself on a small raft, carrying six guns with twenty-four men,
-directly under the bows of Nelson's ship. The unprotected raft was
-swept by an incessant storm of bullets from the English marines. Knee
-deep in the dead this fearless stripling continued to keep up his fire
-to the close of the conflict. The next day, Nelson met him at a repast
-at the palace. Admiring the gallantry of his youthful enemy, he
-embraced him with enthusiasm, exclaiming to the Crown Prince, "He
-deserves to be made an admiral." "Were I to make all my brave officers
-admirals," replied the Prince, "I should have no captains or
-lieutenants in my service."
-
-By this battle the power of the confederacy was broken. At the same
-time, the Emperor Paul was assassinated in his palace, by his nobles,
-and Alexander, his son, ascended the throne. When Napoleon heard of
-the death of Paul, it is said that he gave utterance, for the first
-time in his life, to that irreverent expression, "Mon Dieu" (_My
-God_), which is ever upon the lips of every Frenchman. He regarded his
-death as a great calamity to France and to the world. The
-eccentricities of the Emperor amounted almost to madness. But his
-enthusiastic admiration for Napoleon united France and Russia in a
-close alliance.
-
-The nobles of Russia were much displeased with the democratic equality
-which Napoleon was sustaining in France. They plotted the destruction
-of the king, and raised Alexander to the throne, pledged to a
-different policy. The young monarch immediately withdrew from the
-maritime confederacy, and entered into a treaty of peace with England.
-These events apparently so disastrous to the interests of France, were
-on the contrary highly conducive to the termination of the war. The
-English people, weary of the interminable strife, and disgusted with
-the oceans of blood which had been shed, more and more clamorously
-demanded peace. And England could now make peace without the
-mortification of her pride.
-
-Napoleon was extremely vigilant in sending succor to the army in
-Egypt. He deemed it very essential in order to promote the maritime
-greatness of France, that Egypt should be retained as a colony. His
-pride was also enlisted in proving to the world that he had not
-transported forty-six thousand soldiers to Egypt in vain. Vessels of
-every description, ships of war, merchantmen, dispatch-boats, sailed
-almost daily from the various ports of Holland, France, Spain, Italy,
-and even from the coast of Barbary, laden with provisions, European
-goods, wines, munitions of war, and each taking a file of French
-newspapers. Many of these vessels were captured. Others, however,
-escaped the vigilance of the cruisers, and gave to the colony most
-gratifying proof of the interest which the First Consul took in its
-welfare. While Napoleon was thus daily endeavoring to send partial
-relief to the army in Egypt, he was at the same time preparing a vast
-expedition to convey thither a powerful reinforcement of troops and
-materials of war. Napoleon assembled this squadron at Brest,
-ostensibly destined for St. Domingo. He selected seven of the fastest
-sailing ships, placed on board of them five thousand men and an ample
-supply of all those stores most needed in Egypt. He ordered that each
-vessel should contain a complete assortment of every individual
-article, prepared for the colony, so that in the event of one vessel
-being captured, the colony would not be destitute of the precise
-article which that vessel might otherwise have contained. He also, in
-several other places, formed similar expeditions, hoping thus to
-distract the attention of England, and compel her to divide her forces
-to guard all exposed points. Taking advantage of this confusion, he
-was almost certain that some of the vessels would reach Egypt. The
-plan would have been triumphantly successful, as subsequent events
-proved, had the naval commanders obeyed the instructions of Napoleon.
-A curious instance now occurred, of what may be called the despotism
-of the First Consul. And yet it is not strange that the French people
-should, under the peculiar circumstances, have respected and loved
-such despotism. The following order was issued to the Minister of
-Police: "Citizen Minister--Have the goodness to address a short
-circular to the editors of the fourteen journals, forbidding the
-insertion of any article, calculated to afford the enemy the slightest
-clew to the different movements which are taking place in our
-squadrons, unless the intelligence be derived from the official
-journal." Napoleon had previously through the regularly constituted
-tribunals, suppressed all the journals in Paris, but fourteen. The
-world has often wondered why France so readily yielded to the
-despotism of Napoleon. It was because the French were convinced that
-dictatorial power was essential to the successful prosecution of the
-war; and that each act of Napoleon was dictated by the most wise and
-sincere patriotism. They were willing to sacrifice the liberty of the
-press, that they might obtain victory over their enemies.
-
-The condition of England was now truly alarming. Nearly all the
-civilized world was in arms against her. Her harvests had been cut
-off, and a frightful famine ravaged the land. The starving people were
-rising in different parts of the kingdom, pillaging the magnificent
-country seats of the English aristocracy, and sweeping in riotous mobs
-through the cities. The masses in England and in Ireland, wretchedly
-perishing of hunger, clamored loudly against Pitt. They alleged that
-he was the cause of all their calamities--that he had burdened the
-nation with an enormous debt and with insupportable taxes--that by
-refusing peace with France, he had drawn all the continental powers
-into hostility with England, and thus had deprived the people of that
-food from the Continent which was now indispensable for the support of
-life. The opposition, seeing the power of Pitt shaken, redoubled their
-blows. Fox, Tiernay, Grey, Sheridan, and Holland renewed their attacks
-with all the ardor of anticipated success. "Why," said they, "did you
-not make peace with France, when the First Consul proposed it before
-the battle of Marengo? Why did you not consent to peace, when it was
-again proposed after that battle? Why did you refuse consent to
-separate negotiation, when Napoleon was willing to enter into such
-without demanding the cessation of hostilities by sea?" They
-contrasted the distress of England with the prosperity of France.
-"France," said they, "admirably governed, is at peace with Europe. In
-the eyes of the world, she appears humane, wise, tranquil, evincing
-the most exemplary moderation after all her victories." With bitter
-irony they exclaimed, "What have you now to say of this young
-Bonaparte, of this rash youth who, according to the ministerial
-language, was only doomed to enjoy a brief existence, like his
-predecessors, so ephemeral, that it did not entitle him to be treated
-with?"
-
-Pitt was disconcerted by the number of his enemies, and by the clamors
-of a famishing people. His proud spirit revolted at the idea of
-changing his course. He could only reiterate his argument, that if he
-had not made war against revolutionary France, England would also have
-been revolutionized. There is an aspect of moral sublimity in the
-firmness with which this distinguished minister breasted a world in
-arms. "As to the demand of the neutral powers," said he, "we must
-envelop ourselves in our flag, and proudly find our grave in the deep,
-rather than admit the validity of such principles in the maritime code
-of nations." Though Pitt still retained his numerical majority in the
-Parliament, the masses of the people were turning with great power
-against him, and he felt that his position was materially weakened.
-Under these circumstances, Pitt, idolized by the aristocracy,
-execrated by the democracy, took occasion to send in his resignation.
-The impression seemed to be universal, that the distinguished
-minister, perceiving that peace must be made with France, temporarily
-retired, that it might be brought about by others, rather than by
-himself. He caused himself, however, to be succeeded by Mr. Addington,
-a man of no distinguished note, but entirely under his influence. The
-feeble intellect of the King of England, though he was one of the most
-worthy and conscientious of men, was unequal to these political
-storms. A renewed attack of insanity incapacitated him for the
-functions of royalty. Mr. Pitt, who had been prime minister for
-seventeen years, became by this event virtually the king of England,
-and Mr. Addington was his minister.
-
-Napoleon now announced to the world his determination to struggle hand
-to hand with England, until he had compelled that government to cease
-to make war against France. Conscious of the naval superiority of his
-foes, he avowed his resolve to cross the channel with a powerful army,
-march directly upon London, and thus compel the cabinet of St. James's
-to make peace. It was a desperate enterprise; so desperate that to the
-present day it is doubted whether Napoleon ever seriously contemplated
-carrying it into effect. It was, however, the only measure Napoleon
-could now adopt. The naval superiority of England was so undeniable,
-that a maritime war was hopeless. Nelson, in command of the fleet of
-the channel, would not allow even a fishing boat to creep out from a
-French cove. Napoleon was very desirous of securing in his favor the
-popular opinion of England, and the sympathies of the whole European
-public. He prepared with his own hand many articles for the
-"Moniteur," which were models of eloquent and urgent polemics, and
-which elicited admiration from readers in all countries. He wrote in
-the most respectful and complimentary terms of the new English
-ministry, representing them as intelligent, upright, and
-well-intentioned men. He endeavored to assure Europe of the
-unambitious desires of France, and contrasted her readiness to
-relinquish the conquests which she had made, with the eager grasp with
-which the English held their enormous acquisitions in India, and in
-the islands of the sea. With the utmost delicacy, to avoid offending
-the pride of Britain, he affirmed that a descent upon England would be
-his last resource, that he fully appreciated the bravery and the power
-of the English, and the desperate risks which he should encounter in
-such an undertaking. But he declared that there was no other
-alternative left to him, and that if the English ministers were
-resolved that the war should not be brought to a close, but by the
-destruction of one of the two nations, there was not a Frenchman who
-would not make the most desperate efforts to terminate this cruel
-quarrel to the glory of France. "But why," exclaimed he, in words
-singularly glowing and beautiful, but of melancholy import, "why place
-the question on this last resort? Wherefore not put an end to the
-sufferings of humanity? Wherefore risk in this manner the lot of two
-great nations? Happy are nations when, having arrived at high
-prosperity, they have wise governments, which care not to expose
-advantages so vast, to the caprices and vicissitudes of a single
-stroke of fortune." These most impressive papers, from the pen of the
-First Consul, remarkable for their vigorous logic and impassioned
-eloquence, produced a deep impression upon all minds. This
-conciliatory language was accompanied by the most serious
-demonstrations of force upon the shores of the Channel. One hundred
-thousand men were upon the coasts of France, in the vicinity of
-Boulogne, preparing for the threatened invasion. Boats without number
-were collected to transport the troops across the narrow channel. It
-was asserted that by taking advantage of a propitious moment
-immediately after a storm had scattered the English fleet, France
-could concentrate such a force as to obtain a temporary command of the
-channel, and the strait could be crossed by the invaders. England was
-aroused thoroughly, but not alarmed. The militia was disciplined, the
-whole island converted into a camp. Wagons were constructed for the
-transportation of troops to any threatened point. It is important that
-the reader should distinguish this first threat of invasion in 1801,
-from that far more powerful naval and military organization executed
-for the same purpose in 1804, and known under the name of the Camp of
-Boulogne.
-
-Not a little uneasiness was felt in England respecting the temporary
-success of the great conqueror. Famine raged throughout the island.
-Business was at a stand. The taxes were enormous. Ireland was on the
-eve of revolt. The mass of the English people admired the character of
-Napoleon; and, notwithstanding all the efforts of the government,
-regarded him as the foe of aristocracy and the friend of popular
-rights. Nelson, with an invincible armament, was triumphantly sweeping
-the Channel, and a French gun-boat could not creep round a head-land
-without encountering the vigilance of the energetic hero. Napoleon, in
-escaping from Egypt, had caught Nelson napping in a lady's lap. The
-greatest admirers of the naval hero, could not but smile, half-pleased
-that, under the guilty circumstances, he had met with the
-misadventure. He was anxious, by a stroke of romantic heroism, to
-obliterate this impression from the public mind. The vast flotilla of
-France, most thoroughly manned and armed under the eye of Napoleon,
-was anchored at Boulogne, in three divisions, in a line parallel to
-the shore. Just before the break of day on the 4th of August, the
-fleet of Nelson, in magnificent array, approached the French flotilla,
-and for sixteen hours rained down upon it a perfect tornado of balls
-and shells. The gun-boats were, however, chained to one another, and
-to the shore. He did not succeed in taking a single boat, and retired
-mortified at his discomfiture, and threatening to return in a few days
-to take revenge. The French were exceedingly elated that in a naval
-conflict they had avoided defeat. As they stood there merely upon
-self-defense, victory was out of the question.
-
-The reappearance of Nelson was consequently daily expected, and the
-French, emboldened by success, prepared to give him a warm reception.
-Twelve days after, on the 16th of August, Nelson again appeared with a
-vastly increased force. In the darkness of the night he filled his
-boats with picked men, to undertake one of the most desperate
-enterprises on record. In four divisions, with muffled oars, this
-forlorn hope, in the silence of midnight, approached the French
-flotilla. The butchery, with swords, hatchets, bayonets, bullets, and
-hand grenades, was hideous. Both parties fought with perfect fury. No
-man seemed to have the slightest regard for limb or life. England was
-fighting for, she knew not what. The French were contending in
-self-defense. For four long hours of midnight gloom, the slaughter
-continued. Thousands perished. Just as the day was dawning upon the
-horrid scene the English retired, repulsed at every point, and
-confessing to a defeat. The result of these conflicts diminished the
-confidence of the English in Nelson's ability to destroy the
-preparations of Napoleon, and increased their apprehension that the
-French might be enabled by some chance, to carry the war of invasion
-to their own firesides.
-
-"I was resolved," said Napoleon, afterward, "to renew, at Cherbourg,
-the wonders of Egypt. I had already raised in the sea my pyramid. I
-would also have had my Lake Mareotis. My great object was to
-concentrate all our maritime forces, and in time they would have been
-immense, in order to be able to deal out a grand stroke at the enemy.
-I was establishing my ground so as to bring the two nations, as it
-were, body to body. The ultimate issue could not be doubtful; for we
-had forty millions of French against fifteen millions of English. I
-would have terminated the strife by a battle of Actium."
-
-One after another of the obstacles in the way of peace now gradually
-gave way. Overtures were made to Napoleon. He accepted the advances of
-England with the greatest eagerness and cordiality. "Peace," said he,
-"is easily brought about, if England desires it." On the evening of
-the 21st of October the preliminaries were signed in London. That very
-night a courier left England to convey the joyful intelligence to
-France. He arrived at Malmaison, the rural retreat of Napoleon, at
-four o'clock in the afternoon of the next day. At that moment the
-three Consuls were holding a government council. The excitement of
-joy, in opening the dispatches, was intense. The Consuls ceased from
-their labors, and threw themselves into each other's arms in cordial
-embraces. Napoleon, laying aside all reserve, gave full utterance to
-the intense joy which filled his bosom. It was for him a proud
-accomplishment. In two years, by his genius and his indefatigable
-exertions he had restored internal order to France, and peace to the
-world. Still, even in this moment of triumph, his entire, never
-wavering devotion to the welfare of France, like a ruling passion
-strong even in death, rose above his exultation. "Now that we have
-made a treaty of _peace_ with England," said Cambaceres, "we must make
-a treaty of _commerce_, and remove all subjects of dispute between the
-two countries." Napoleon promptly replied, "Not so fast! The political
-peace is made. So much the better. Let us enjoy it. As to a commercial
-peace we will make one, if we can. _But at no price will I sacrifice
-French industry._ I remember the misery of 1786." The news had been
-kept secret in London for twenty-four hours, that the joyful
-intelligence might be communicated in both capitals at the same time.
-The popular enthusiasm both in England and France bordered almost upon
-delirium. It was the repose of the Continent. It was general,
-universal peace. It was opening the world to the commerce of all
-nations. War spreads over continents the glooms of the world of woe;
-while peace illumines them with the radiance of Heaven. Illuminations
-blazed every where. Men, the most phlegmatic, met and embraced each
-other with tears. The people of England surrendered themselves to the
-most extraordinary transports of ardor. They loved the French. They
-adored the hero, the sage, the great pacificator, who governed France.
-The streets of London resounded with shouts, "Long live Bonaparte."
-Every stage-coach which ran from London, bore triumphant banners, upon
-which were inscribed, _Peace with France_. The populace of London
-rushed to the house of the French negotiator. He had just entered his
-carriage to visit Lord Hawkesbury, to exchange ratifications. The
-tumultuous throng of happy men unharnessed his horses and dragged him
-in triumph, in the delirium of their joy rending the skies with their
-shouts. The crowd and the rapturous confusion at last became so great
-that Lord Vincent, fearing some accident, placed himself at the head
-of the amiable mob, as it triumphantly escorted and conveyed the
-carriage from minister to minister.
-
-A curious circumstance occurred at the festival in London, highly
-characteristic of the honest bluntness, resolution, and good nature of
-English seamen. The house of M. Otto, the French minister, was most
-brilliantly illuminated. Attracted by its surpassing splendor a vast
-crowd of sailors had gathered around. The word _concord_ blazed forth
-most brilliantly in letters of light. The sailors, not very familiar
-with the spelling-book, exclaimed, "_Conquered!_ not so, by a great
-deal. That will not do." Excitement and dissatisfaction rapidly
-spread. Violence was threatened. M. Otto came forward himself most
-blandly, but his attempts at explanation were utterly fruitless. The
-offensive word was removed, and _amity_ substituted. The sailors,
-fully satisfied with the _amende honorable_, gave three cheers and
-went on their way rejoicing.
-
-In France the exultation was, if possible, still greater than in
-England. The admiration of Napoleon, and the confidence in his wisdom
-and his patriotism were perfectly unbounded. No power was withheld
-from the First Consul which he was willing to assume. The nation
-placed itself at his feet. All over the Continent Napoleon received
-the honorable title of "_The Hero Pacificator of Europe_." And yet
-there was a strong under-current to this joy. Napoleon was the
-favorite, not of the nobles, but of the people. Even his acts of
-despotic authority were most cordially sustained by the people of
-France, for they believed that such acts were essential for the
-promotion of their welfare. "The ancient privileged classes and the
-foreign cabinets," said Napoleon, "hate me worse than they did
-Robespierre." The hosannas with which the name of Bonaparte was
-resounding through the cities and the villages of England fell
-gloomily upon the ears of Mr. Pitt and his friends. The freedom of the
-seas was opening to the energetic genius of Napoleon, an unobstructed
-field for the maritime aggrandizement of France. The British minister
-knew that the sleepless energies of Napoleon would, as with a
-magician's wand, call fleets into existence to explore all seas.
-Sorrowfully he contemplated a peace to which the popular voice had
-compelled him to yield, and which in his judgment boded no good to the
-naval superiority of England.
-
-It was agreed that the plenipotentiaries, to settle the treaty
-definitively, should meet at Amiens, an intermediate point midway
-between London and Paris. The English appointed as their minister Lord
-Cornwallis. The Americans, remembering this distinguished general at
-Brandywine, Camden, and at the surrender of Yorktown, have been in the
-habit of regarding him as an enemy. But he was a gallant soldier, and
-one of the most humane, high-minded, and estimable of men. Frankly he
-avowed his conviction that the time had arrived for terminating the
-miseries of the world by peace. Napoleon has paid a noble tribute to
-the integrity, urbanity, sagacity, and unblemished honor of Lord
-Cornwallis. Joseph Bonaparte was appointed by the First Consul
-embassador on the part of France. The suavity of his manners, the
-gentleness of his disposition, his enlightened and liberal political
-views, and the Christian morality which, in those times of general
-corruption, embellished his conduct, peculiarly adapted him to fulfill
-the duties of a peace-maker. Among the terms of the treaty it was
-agreed that France should abandon her colony in Egypt, as endangering
-the English possessions in India. In point of fact, the French
-soldiers had already, by capitulation, agreed to leave Egypt, but
-tidings of the surrender had not then reached England or France. The
-most important question in these deliberations was the possession of
-the Island of Malta. The power in possession of that impregnable
-fortress had command of the Mediterranean. Napoleon insisted upon it,
-as a point important above all others, that England should not retain
-Malta. He was willing to relinquish all claim to it himself, and to
-place it in the hands of a neutral power; but he declared his
-unalterable determination that he could by no possibility consent that
-it should remain in the hands of England. At last England yielded, and
-agreed to evacuate Malta, and that it should be surrendered to the
-Knights of St. John.
-
-This pacification, so renowned in history both for its establishment
-and for its sudden and disastrous rupture, has ever been known by the
-name of the Peace of Amiens. Napoleon determined to celebrate the
-joyful event by a magnificent festival. The 10th of November, 1801,
-was the appointed day. It was the anniversary of Napoleon's attainment
-of the consular power. Friendly relations having been thus restored
-between the two countries, after so many years of hostility and
-carnage, thousands of the English flocked across the channel and
-thronged the pavements of Paris. All were impatient to see France,
-thus suddenly emerging from such gloom into such unparalleled
-brilliancy; and especially to see the man, who at that moment was the
-admiration of England and of the world. The joy which pervaded all
-classes invested this festival with sublimity. With a delicacy of
-courtesy characteristic of the First Consul, no carriages but those of
-Lord Cornwallis were allowed in the streets on that day. The crowd of
-Parisians, with most cordial and tumultuous acclamations, opened
-before the representative of the armies of England. The illustrious
-Fox was one of the visitors on this occasion. He was received by
-Napoleon with the utmost consideration, and with the most delicate
-attentions. In passing through the gallery of sculpture, his lady
-pointed his attention to his own statue filling a niche by the side of
-Washington and Brutus. "Fame," said Napoleon, "had informed me of the
-talents of Fox. I soon found that he possessed a noble character, a
-good heart, liberal, generous, and enlightened views. I considered him
-an ornament to mankind, and was much attached to him." Every one who
-came into direct personal contact with the First Consul at this time,
-was charmed with his character.
-
-Nine deputies from Switzerland, the most able men the republic could
-furnish, were appointed to meet Napoleon, respecting the political
-arrangements of the Swiss cantons. Punctual to the hour the First
-Consul entered a neat spacious room, where there was a long table
-covered with green baize. Dr. Jones of Bristol, the intimate friend of
-several of these deputies, and who was with them in Paris at the time,
-thus describes the interview. "The First Consul entered, followed by
-two of his ministers, and after the necessary salutation, sat down at
-the head of the table, his ministers on each side of him. The deputies
-then took their seats. He spread out before them a large map as
-necessary to the subject of their deliberations. He then requested
-that they would state freely any objection which might occur to them
-in the plan which he should propose. They availed themselves of the
-liberty, and suggested several alterations which they deemed
-advantageous to France and Switzerland. But from the prompt, clear,
-and unanswerable reasons which Napoleon gave in reply to all their
-objections, he completely convinced them of the wisdom of his plans.
-After an animated discussion of _ten hours_, they candidly admitted
-that he was better acquainted with the local circumstances of the
-Swiss cantons, and with what would secure their welfare than they were
-themselves. During the whole discussion his ministers did not speak
-one word. The deputies afterward declared that it was their decided
-opinion that Napoleon was the most extraordinary man whom they had met
-in modern times, or of whom they had read in ancient history." Said M.
-Constant and M. Sismondi, who both knew Napoleon well, "The quickness
-of his conception, the depth of his remarks, the facility and
-propriety of his eloquence, and above all the candor of his replies
-and his patient silence, were more remarkable and attractive than we
-ever met with in any other individual."
-
-"What your interests require," said Napoleon, at this time, "is: 1.
-Equality of rights among the whole eighteen cantons. 2. A sincere and
-voluntary renunciation of all exclusive privileges on the part of
-patrician families. 3. A federative organization, where every canton
-may find itself arranged according to its language, its religion, its
-manners, and its interests. The central government remains to be
-provided for, but it is of much less consequence than the central
-organization. Situated on the summit of the mountains which separate
-France, Italy, and Germany, you participate in the disposition of all
-these countries. You have never maintained regular armies, nor had
-established, accredited agents at the courts of the different
-governments. Strict neutrality, a prosperous commerce, and family
-administration, can alone secure your interests, or be suited to your
-wishes. Every organization which could be established among you,
-hostile to the interests of France, would injure you in the most
-essential particulars." This was commending to them a federative
-organization similar to that of the United States, and _cautioning
-them against the evil of a centralization of power_. No impartial man
-can deny that the most profound wisdom marked the principles which
-Napoleon suggested to terminate the divisions with which the cantons
-of Switzerland had long been agitated. "These lenient conditions,"
-says Alison, "gave universal satisfaction in Switzerland." The
-following extract from the noble speech which Napoleon pronounced on
-the formation of the constitution of the confederacy, will be read by
-many with surprise, by all with interest.
-
-"The re-establishment of the ancient order of things in the democratic
-cantons is the best course which can be adopted, both for you and me.
-They are the states whose peculiar form of government render them so
-interesting in the eyes of all Europe. But for this pure democracy you
-would exhibit nothing which is not to be found elsewhere. _Beware of
-extinguishing so remarkable a distinction._ I know well that this
-democratic system of administration has many inconveniences. But it is
-established. It has existed for centuries. It springs from the
-circumstances, situation, and primitive habits of the people, from the
-genius of the place, and can not with safety be abandoned. You must
-never take away from a democratic society the practical exercise of
-its privileges. To give such exercise a direction consistent with the
-tranquillity of the state is the part of true political wisdom. In
-ancient Rome the votes were counted by classes, and they threw into
-the last class the whole body of indigent citizens, while the first
-contained only a few hundred of the most opulent. But the populace
-were content, and, amused with the solicitation of their votes, did
-not perceive the immense difference in their relative value." The
-moral influence which France thus obtained in Switzerland was regarded
-with extreme jealousy by all the rival powers. Says Alison, who,
-though imbued most strongly with monarchical and aristocratic
-predilections, is the most appreciative and impartial of the
-historians of Napoleon, "His conduct and language on this occasion,
-were distinguished by his usual penetration and ability, and a most
-unusual degree of lenity and forbearance. And if any thing could have
-reconciled the Swiss to the loss of their independence, it must have
-been the wisdom and equity on which his mediation was founded."
-
-The English who visited Paris, were astonished at the indications of
-prosperity which the metropolis exhibited. They found France in a very
-different condition from the hideous picture which had been described
-by the London journals. But there were two parties in England. Pitt
-and his friends submitted with extreme reluctance to a peace which
-they could not avoid. Says Alison, "But while these were the natural
-feelings of the inconsiderate populace, who are ever governed by
-present impressions, and who were for the most part destitute of the
-information requisite to form a rational opinion on the subject,
-there were many men, gifted with greater sagacity and foresight, who
-deeply lamented the conditions by which peace had been purchased, and
-from the very first prophesied that it could be of no long endurance.
-They observed that the war had been abruptly terminated, without any
-one object being gained for which it was undertaken; that it was
-entered into in order to curb the ambition, and to stop the democratic
-propagandism of France." These "many men gifted with greater
-sagacity," with William Pitt at their head, now employed themselves
-with sleepless vigilance and with fatal success to bring to a rupture
-a peace which they deemed so untoward. Sir Walter Scott discloses the
-feelings with which this party were actuated, in the observations, "It
-seems more than probable that the extreme rejoicing of the rabble of
-London, at signing the preliminaries, their dragging about the
-carriage of Lauriston, and shouting 'Bonaparte forever,' had misled
-the ruler of France into an opinion that peace was indispensably
-necessary to England. He may easily enough have mistaken the cries of
-a London mob for the voice of the British people."
-
-In the midst of all these cares, Napoleon was making strenuous efforts
-to restore religion to France. It required great moral courage to
-prosecute such a movement. Nearly all the generals in his armies were
-rank infidels, regarding every form of religion with utter contempt.
-The religious element, by _nature_, predominated in the bosom of
-Napoleon. He was constitutionally serious, thoughtful, pensive. A
-profound melancholy ever overshadowed his reflective spirit. His
-inquisitive mind pondered the mysteries of the past and the
-uncertainties of the future. Educated in a wild country, where the
-peasantry were imbued with religious feelings, and having been trained
-by a pious mother, whose venerable character he never ceased to adore,
-the sight of the hallowed rites of religion revived in his sensitive
-and exalted imagination the deepest impressions of his childhood. He
-had carefully studied, on his return from Egypt, the New Testament,
-and appreciated and profoundly admired its beautiful morality. He
-often conversed with Monge, Lagrange, Laplace, sages whom he honored
-and loved, and he frequently embarrassed them in their incredulity, by
-the logical clearness of his arguments. The witticisms of Voltaire,
-and the corruptions of unbridled sin, had rendered the purity of the
-gospel unpalatable to France. Talleyrand, annoyed by the remembrance
-of his own apostasy, bitterly opposed what he called "the religious
-peace." Nearly all the supporters and friends of the First Consul
-condemned every effort to bring back that which they denominated the
-reign of superstition. Napoleon honestly believed that the interests
-of France demanded that God should be recognized and Christianity
-respected by the French nation.
-
-"Hear me," said Napoleon one day earnestly to Monge. "I do not
-maintain these opinions through the positiveness of a devotee, but
-from reason. My religion is very simple. I look at this universe, so
-vast, so complex, so magnificent, and I say to myself that it can not
-be the result of chance, but the work, however intended, of an
-unknown, omnipotent being, as superior to man as the universe is
-superior to the finest machines of human invention. Search the
-philosophers, and you will not find a more decisive argument, and you
-can not weaken it. But this truth is too succinct for man. He wishes
-to know, respecting himself and respecting his future destiny, a crowd
-of secrets which the universe does not disclose. Allow religion to
-inform him of that which he feels the need of knowing, and respect her
-disclosures."
-
-One day when this matter was under earnest discussion in the council
-of state, Napoleon said, "Last evening I was walking alone, in the
-woods, amid the solitude of nature. The tones of a distant church bell
-fell upon my ear. Involuntarily I felt deep emotion. So powerful is
-the influence of early habits and associations. I said to myself, If I
-feel thus, what must be the influence of such impressions upon the
-popular mind? Let your philosophers answer that, if they can. It is
-absolutely indispensable to have a religion for the people. It will be
-said that I am a Papist. I am not. I am convinced that a part of
-France would become Protestant, were I to favor that disposition. I am
-also certain that the much greater portion would continue Catholic;
-and that they would oppose, with the greatest zeal, the division among
-their fellow-citizens. We should then have the Huguenot wars over
-again, and interminable conflicts. But by reviving a religion which
-has always prevailed in the country, and by giving perfect liberty of
-conscience to the minority, all will be satisfied."
-
-On another occasion he remarked, "What renders me most hostile to the
-establishment of the Catholic worship, are the numerous festivals
-formerly observed. A saint's-day is a day of idleness, and I do not
-wish for that. People must labor in order to live. I shall consent to
-four holidays during the year, but to no more. If the gentlemen from
-Rome are not satisfied with that, they may take their departure." The
-loss of time appeared to him such a calamity, that he almost
-invariably appointed any indispensable celebration upon some day
-previously devoted to festivity.
-
-The new pontiff was attached to Napoleon by the secret chain of mutual
-sympathy. They had met, as we have before remarked, during the wars of
-Italy. Pius VII., then the bishop of Imola, was surprised and
-delighted in finding in the young republican general, whose fame was
-filling Europe, a man of refinement, of exalted genius, of reflection,
-of serious character, of unblemished purity of life, and of delicate
-sensibilities, restraining the irreligious propensities of his
-soldiers, and respecting the temples of religion. With classic purity
-and eloquence he spoke the Italian language. The dignity and decorum
-of his manners, and his love of order, were strangely contrasted with
-the recklessness of the ferocious soldiers with whom he was
-surrounded. The impression thus produced upon the heart of the pontiff
-was never effaced. Justice and generosity are always politic. But he
-must indeed be influenced by an ignoble spirit who hence infers, that
-every act of magnanimity is dictated by policy. A legate was sent by
-the Pope to Paris. "Let the holy father," said Napoleon, "put the
-utmost confidence in me. Let him cast himself into my arms, and I will
-be for the church another Charlemagne."
-
-Napoleon had collected for himself a religious library of well chosen
-books, relating to the organization and the history of the church, and
-to the relations of church and state. He had ordered the Latin
-writings of Bossuet to be translated for him. These works he had
-devoured in those short intervals which he could glean from the cares
-of government. His genius enabled him, at a glance, to master the
-argument of an author, to detect any existing sophistry. His memory,
-almost miraculously retentive, and the philosophical cast of his mind,
-gave him at all times the perfect command of these treasures of
-knowledge. He astonished the world by the accuracy, extent, and
-variety of his information upon all points of religion. It was his
-custom, when deeply interested in any subject, to discuss it with all
-persons from whom he could obtain information. With clear, decisive,
-and cogent arguments he advocated his own views, and refuted the
-erroneous systems successively proposed to him. It was urged upon
-Napoleon, that if he must have a church, he should establish a French
-church, independent of that of Rome. The poetic element was too strong
-in the character of Napoleon for such a thought. "What!" he exclaimed,
-"shall I, a warrior, wearing sword and spurs, and doing battle,
-attempt to become the head of a church, and to regulate church
-discipline and doctrine. I wish to be the pacificator of France and of
-the world, and shall I become the originator of a new schism, a little
-more absurd and not less dangerous than the preceding ones. I must
-have a Pope, and a Pope who will approximate men's minds to each
-other, instead of creating divisions; who will reunite them, and give
-them to the government sprung from the revolution, as a price for the
-protection that he shall have obtained from it. For this purpose I
-must have the true Pope, the Catholic, Apostolic, and Roman Pope,
-whose seat is at the Vatican. With the French armies and some
-deference, I shall always be sufficiently his master. When I shall
-raise up the altars again, when I shall protect the priests, when I
-shall feed them, and treat them as ministers of religion deserve to be
-treated in every country, he will do what I ask of him, through the
-interest he will have in the general tranquillity. He will calm men's
-minds, reunite them under his hand, and place them under mine. Short
-of this there is only a continuation and an aggravation of the
-desolating schism which is preying on us, and for me an immense and
-indelible ridicule."
-
-The Pope's legate most strenuously urged some of the most arrogant
-and exclusive assumptions of the papal church. "The French people must
-be allured back to religion," said Napoleon, "not shocked. To declare
-the Catholic religion _the religion of the state_ is impossible. It is
-contrary to the ideas prevalent in France, and will never be admitted.
-In place of this declaration we can only substitute the avowal of the
-fact, _that the Catholic religion is the religion of the majority of
-Frenchmen_. But there must be perfect freedom of opinion. The
-amalgamation of wise and honest men of all parties is the principle of
-my government. I must apply that principle to the church as well as to
-the state. It is the only way of putting an end to the troubles of
-France, and I shall persist in it undeviatingly."
-
-Napoleon was overjoyed at the prospect, not only of a general peace
-with Europe, but of religious peace in France. In all the rural
-districts, the inhabitants longed for their churches and their
-pastors, and for the rites of religion. In the time of the Directory,
-a famous wooden image of the Virgin had been taken from the church at
-Loretto, and was deposited in one of the museums of Paris, as a
-curiosity. The sincere Catholics were deeply wounded and irritated by
-this act, which to them appeared so sacrilegious. Great joy was caused
-both in France and Italy, when Napoleon sent a courier to the Pope,
-restoring this statue, which was regarded with very peculiar
-veneration. The same embassador carried the terms of agreement for
-peace with the church. This religious treaty with Rome was called "The
-Concordat." The Pope, in secular power, was helpless. Napoleon could,
-at any moment, pour a resistless swarm of troops into his territories.
-As the French embassador left the Tuileries, he asked the First Consul
-for his instructions. "Treat the Pope," said Napoleon, magnanimously,
-"as if he had two hundred thousand soldiers." The difficulties in the
-way of an amicable arrangement were innumerable. The army of France
-was thoroughly infidel. Most of the leading generals and statesmen who
-surrounded Napoleon, contemplated Christianity in every aspect with
-hatred and scorn. On the other hand, the Catholic Church, uninstructed
-by misfortune, was not disposed to abate in the least its arrogant
-demands, and was clamorous for concessions which even Napoleon had not
-power to confer. It required all the wisdom, forbearance, and tact of
-the First Consul to accomplish this reconciliation. Joseph Bonaparte,
-the accomplished gentleman, the sincere, urbane, sagacious, upright
-man, was Napoleon's _corps de reserve_ in all diplomatic acts. The
-preliminaries being finally adjusted, the Pope's legation met at the
-house of Joseph Bonaparte, and on the 15th of July, 1801, this great
-act was signed. Napoleon announced the event to the Council of State.
-He addressed them in a speech an hour and a half in length, and all
-were struck with the precision, the vigor, and the loftiness of his
-language. By universal consent his speech was pronounced to be
-eloquent in the highest degree. But those philosophers, who regarded
-it as the great glory of the revolution, that all superstition, by
-which they meant all religion, was swept away, in sullen silence
-yielded to a power which they could not resist. The people, the
-millions of France, were with Napoleon.
-
-The following liberal and noble sentiments were uttered in the
-proclamation by which Napoleon announced the Concordat to the French
-people: "An insane policy has sought, during the revolution, to
-smother religious dissensions under the ruins of the altar, under the
-ashes of religion itself. At its voice all those pious solemnities
-ceased, in which the citizens called each other by the endearing name
-of brothers, and acknowledged their common equality in the sight of
-Heaven. The dying, left alone in his agonies, no longer heard that
-consoling voice, which calls the Christian to a better world. God
-Himself seemed exiled from the face of nature. Ministers of the
-religion of peace, let a complete oblivion vail over your dissensions,
-your misfortunes, your faults. Let the religion which unites you, bind
-you by indissoluble cords to the interests of your country. Let the
-young learn from your precepts, that the God of Peace is also the God
-of Arms, and that He throws his shield over those who combat for the
-liberties of France. Citizens of the Protestant Faith, the law has
-equally extended its solicitude to your interests. Let the morality,
-so pure, so holy, so brotherly, which you profess, unite you all in
-love to your country, and in respect for its laws; and, above all,
-never permit disputes on doctrinal points to weaken that universal
-charity which religion at once inculcates and commands."
-
-To foreign nations the spectacle of France, thus voluntarily returning
-to the Christian faith, was gratifying in the highest degree. It
-seemed to them the pledge of peace and the harbinger of tranquillity.
-The Emperor of Russia, and the King of Prussia publicly expressed
-their joy at the auspicious event. The Emperor of Austria styled it "a
-service truly rendered to all Europe." The serious and devout, in all
-lands, considered the voluntary return of the French people to
-religion, from the impossibility of living without its precepts, as
-one of the most signal triumphs of the Christian faith.
-
-On the 11th of April, 1802, the event was celebrated by a magnificent
-religious ceremony in the cathedral of Nôtre Dame. No expense was
-spared to invest the festivity with the utmost splendor. Though many
-of the generals and the high authorities of the State were extremely
-reluctant to participate in the solemnities of the occasion, the power
-and the popularity of the First Consul were so great, that they dared
-not make any resistance. The cathedral was crowded with splendor. The
-versatile populace, ever delighted with change and with shows, were
-overjoyed. General Rapp, however, positively refused to attend the
-ceremony. With the bluntness of a soldier, conscious that his
-well-known devotion to the First Consul would procure for him
-impunity, he said, "I shall not attend. But if you do not make these
-priests your aids or your cooks, you may do with them as you please."
-
-As Napoleon was making preparations to go to the cathedral, Cambaceres
-entered his apartment.
-
-"Well," said the First Consul, rubbing his hands in the glow of his
-gratification, "we go to church this morning. What say they to that in
-Paris?"
-
-"Many persons," replied Cambaceres, "propose to attend the first
-representation in order to hiss the piece, should they not find it
-amusing."
-
-"If any one," Napoleon firmly replied, "takes it into his head to
-hiss, I shall put him out of the door by the grenadiers of the
-consular guard."
-
-"But what if the grenadiers themselves," Cambaceres rejoined, "should
-take to hissing, like the rest?"
-
-"As to that I have no fear," said Napoleon. "My old mustaches will go
-here to Notre Dame, just as at Cairo, they would have gone to the
-mosque. They will remark how I do, and seeing their general grave and
-decent, they will be so, too, passing the watchword to each other,
-_Decency_."
-
-"What did you think of the ceremony?" inquired Napoleon of General
-Delmas, who stood near him, when it was concluded. "It was a fine
-piece of mummery," he replied; "nothing was wanting but the million of
-men who have perished to destroy that which you have now
-re-established." Some of the priests, encouraged by this triumphant
-restoration of Christianity, began to assume not a little arrogance. A
-celebrated opera dancer died, not in the faith. The priest of St.
-Roche refused to receive the body into the church, or to celebrate
-over it the rites of interment. The next day Napoleon caused the
-following article to be inserted in the _Moniteur_. "The curate of St.
-Roche, in a moment of hallucination, has refused the rites of burial
-to Mademoiselle Cameroi. One of his colleagues, a man of sense,
-received the procession into the church of St. Thomas, where the
-burial service was performed with the usual solemnities. The
-archbishop of Paris has suspended the curate of St. Roche for three
-months, to give him time to recollect that Jesus Christ commanded us
-to pray even for our enemies. Being thus recalled by meditation to a
-proper sense of his duties, he may learn that all these superstitious
-observances, the offspring of an age of credulity or of crazed
-imaginations, tend only to the discredit of true religion, and have
-been proscribed by the recent concordat of the French Church." The
-most strenuous exertions were made by the clergy to induce Napoleon
-publicly to partake of the sacrament of the Lord's Supper. It was
-thought that his high example would be very influential upon others.
-Napoleon nobly replied, "I have not sufficient faith in the ordinance
-to be benefited by its reception; and I have too much faith in it to
-allow me to be guilty of sacrilege. We are well as we are. Do not ask
-me to go farther. You will never obtain what you wish. I will not
-become a hypocrite. Be content with what you have already gained."
-
-It is difficult to describe the undisguised delight with which the
-peasants all over France again heard the ringing of the church-bells
-upon the Sabbath morning, and witnessed the opening of the
-church-doors, the assembling of the congregations with smiles and
-congratulations, and the repose of the Sabbath. Mr. Fox, in
-conversation with Napoleon, after the peace of Amiens, ventured to
-blame him for not having authorized the marriage of priests in France.
-"I then had," said Napoleon, in his nervous eloquence, "need to
-pacify. It is with water and not with oil that you must extinguish
-theological volcanoes. I should have had less difficulty in
-establishing the Protestant religion in my empire."
-
-The magistrates of Paris, grateful for the inestimable blessings which
-Napoleon had conferred upon France, requested him to accept the
-project of a triumphal monument to be erected in his honor at a cost
-of one hundred thousand dollars. Napoleon gave the following reply. "I
-view with grateful acknowledgments those sentiments which actuate the
-magistrates of the city of Paris. The idea of dedicating monumental
-trophies to those men who have rendered themselves useful to the
-community is a praiseworthy action in all nations. I accept the offer
-of the monument which you desire to dedicate to me. Let the spot be
-designated. But leave the labor of constructing it to future
-generations, should they think fit thus to sanction the estimate which
-you place upon my services."
-
-There was an indescribable fascination about the character of
-Napoleon, which no other man ever possessed, and which all felt who
-entered his presence. Some military officers of high rank, on one
-occasion, in these days of his early power, agreed to go and
-remonstrate with him upon some subject which had given them offense.
-One of the party thus describes the interview.
-
-"I do not know whence it arises, but there is a charm about that man,
-which is indescribable and irresistible. I am no admirer of him. I
-dislike the power to which he has risen. Yet I can not help confessing
-that there is a something in him, which seems to speak that he is born
-to command. We went into his apartment determined to declare our minds
-to him very freely; to expostulate with him warmly, and not to depart
-till our subjects of complaint were removed. But in his manner of
-receiving us, there was a certain something, a degree of fascination,
-which disarmed us in a moment; nor could we utter one word of what we
-had intended to say. He talked to us for a long time, with an
-eloquence peculiarly his own, explaining, with the utmost clearness
-and precision, the necessity for steadily pursuing the line of conduct
-he had adopted. Without contradicting us in direct terms, he
-controverted our opinions so ably, that we had not a word to say in
-reply. We left him, having done nothing else but listen to him,
-instead of expostulating with him; and fully convinced, at least for
-the moment, that he was in the right, and that we were in the wrong."
-
-The merchants of Rouen experienced a similar fascination, when they
-called to remonstrate against some commercial regulations which
-Napoleon had introduced. They were so entirely disarmed by his
-frankness, his sincerity, and were so deeply impressed by the extent
-and the depth of his views, that they retired, saying, "The First
-Consul understands our interests far better than we do ourselves."
-"The man," says Lady Morgan, "who, at the head of a vast empire, could
-plan great and lasting works, conquer nations, and yet talk astronomy
-with La Place, tragedy with Talma, music with Cherubini, painting with
-Gerrard, _vertu_ with Denon, and literature and science with any one
-who would listen to him, was certainly out of the roll of common men."
-
-Napoleon now exerted all his energies for the elevation of France. He
-sought out and encouraged talent wherever it could be found. No merit
-escaped his princely munificence. Authors, artists, men of science
-were loaded with honors and emoluments. He devoted most earnest
-attention to the education of youth. The navy, commerce, agriculture,
-manufactures, and all mechanic arts, secured his assiduous care. He
-labored to the utmost, and with a moral courage above all praise, to
-discountenance whatever was loose in morals, or enervating or unmanly
-in amusements or taste. The theatre was the most popular source of
-entertainment in France. He frowned upon all frivolous and immodest
-performances, and encouraged those only which were moral, grave, and
-dignified. In the grandeur of tragedy alone he took pleasure. In his
-private deportment he exhibited the example of a moral, simple, and
-toilsome life. Among the forty millions of France, there was not to be
-found a more temperate and laborious man. When nights of labor
-succeeded days of toil, his only stimulus was lemonade. He loved his
-own family and friends, and was loved by them with a fervor which
-soared into the regions of devotion. Never before did mortal man
-secure such love. Thousands were ready at any moment to lay down their
-lives through their affection for him. And that mysterious charm was
-so strong that it has survived his death. Thousands now live who would
-brave death in any form from love for Napoleon.
-
-
-
-
-PECULIAR HABITS OF DISTINGUISHED AUTHORS.
-
-
-Among the curious facts which we find in perusing the biographies of
-great men, are the circumstances connected with the composition of the
-works which have made them immortal.
-
-For instance, Bossuet composed his grand sermons on his knees; Bulwer
-wrote his first novels in full dress, scented; Milton, before
-commencing his great work, invoked the influence of the Holy Spirit,
-and prayed that his lips might be touched with a live coal from off
-the altar; Chrysostom meditated and studied while contemplating a
-painting of Saint Paul.
-
-Bacon knelt down before composing his great work, and prayed for light
-from Heaven. Pope never could compose well without first declaiming
-for some time at the top of his voice, and thus rousing his nervous
-system to its fullest activity.
-
-Bentham composed after playing a prelude on the organ, or while taking
-his "ante-jentacular" and "post-prandial" walks in his garden--the
-same, by the way, that Milton occupied. Saint Bernard composed his
-Meditations amidst the woods; he delighted in nothing so much as the
-solitude of the dense forest, finding there, he said, something more
-profound and suggestive than any thing he could find in books. The
-storm would sometimes fall upon him there, without for a moment
-interrupting his meditations. Camoens composed his verses with the
-roar of battle in his ears; for, the Portuguese poet was a soldier,
-and a brave one, though a poet. He composed others of his most
-beautiful verses, at the time when his Indian slave was begging a
-subsistence for him in the streets. Tasso wrote his finest pieces in
-the lucid intervals of madness.
-
-Rousseau wrote his works early in the morning; Le Sage at mid-day;
-Byron at midnight. Hardouin rose at four in the morning, and wrote
-till late at night. Aristotle was a tremendous worker; he took little
-sleep, and was constantly retrenching it. He had a contrivance by
-which he awoke early, and to awake was with him to commence work.
-Demosthenes passed three months in a cavern by the sea-side, in
-laboring to overcome the defects of his voice. There he read, studied,
-and declaimed.
-
-Rabelais composed his Life of _Gargantua_ at Bellay, in the company of
-Roman cardinals, and under the eyes of the Bishop of Paris. La
-Fontaine wrote his fables chiefly under the shade of a tree, and
-sometimes by the side of Racine and Boileau. Pascal wrote most of his
-Thoughts on little scraps of paper, at his by-moments. Fenelon wrote
-his _Telemachus_ in the palace of Versailles, at the court of the
-Grand Monarque, when discharging the duties of tutor to the Dauphin.
-That a book so thoroughly democratic should have issued from such a
-source, and been written by a priest, may seem surprising. De Quesnay
-first promulgated his notion of universal freedom of person and trade,
-and of throwing all taxes on the land--the germ, perhaps, of the
-French Revolution--in the _boudoir_ of Madame de Pompadour!
-
-Luther, when studying, always had his dog lying at his feet--a dog he
-had brought from Wartburg, and of which he was very fond. An ivory
-crucifix stood on the table before him, and the walls of his study
-were stuck round with caricatures of the Pope. He worked at his desk
-for days together without going out; but when fatigued, and the ideas
-began to stagnate in his brain, he would take his flute or his guitar
-with him into the porch, and there execute some musical fantasy (for
-he was a skillful musician), when the ideas would flow upon him again
-as fresh as flowers after summer's rain. Music was his invariable
-solace at such times. Indeed Luther did not hesitate to say, that
-after theology, music was the first of arts. "Music," said he, "is the
-art of the prophets; it is the only other art, which, like theology,
-can calm the agitation of the soul, and put the devil to flight." Next
-to music, if not before it, Luther loved children and flowers. That
-great gnarled man had a heart as tender as a woman's.
-
-Calvin studied in his bed. Every morning at five or six o'clock, he
-had books, manuscripts, and papers, carried to him there, and he
-worked on for hours together. If he had occasion to go out, on his
-return he undressed and went to bed again to continue his studies. In
-his later years he dictated his writings to secretaries. He rarely
-corrected any thing. The sentences issued complete from his mouth. If
-he felt his facility of composition leaving him, he forthwith quitted
-his bed, gave up writing and composing, and went about his out-door
-duties for days, weeks, and months together. But so soon as he felt
-the inspiration fall upon him again, he went back to his bed, and his
-secretary set to work forthwith.
-
-Cujas, another learned man, used to study when laid all his length
-upon the carpet, his face toward the floor, and there he reveled
-amidst piles of books which accumulated about him. The learned Amyot
-never studied without the harpsichord beside him; and he only quitted
-the pen to play it. Bentham, also, was extremely fond of the
-piano-forte, and had one in nearly every room in his house.
-
-Richelieu amused himself in the intervals of his labor, with a
-squadron of cats, of whom he was very fond. He used to go to bed at
-eleven at night, and after sleeping three hours, rise and write,
-dictate or work, till from six to eight o'clock in the morning, when
-his daily levee was held. This worthy student displayed an
-extravagance equaling that of Wolsey. His annual expenditure was some
-four millions of francs, or about £170,000 sterling!
-
-How different the fastidious temperance of Milton! He drank water and
-lived on the humblest fare. In his youth he studied during the
-greatest part of the night; but in his more advanced years he went
-early to bed--by nine o'clock--rising to his studies at four in summer
-and five in winter. He studied till mid-day; then he took an hour's
-exercise, and after dinner he sang and played the organ, or listened
-to others' music. He studied again till six, and from that hour till
-eight he engaged in conversation with friends who came to see him.
-Then he supped, smoked a pipe of tobacco, drank a glass of water, and
-went to bed. Glorious visions came to him in the night, for it was
-then, while lying on his couch, that he composed in thought the
-greater part of his sublime poem. Sometimes when the fit of
-composition came strong upon him, he would summon his daughter to his
-side, to commit to paper that which he had composed.
-
-Milton was of opinion that the verses composed by him between the
-autumnal and spring equinoxes were always the best, and he was never
-satisfied with the verses he had written at any other season. Alfieri,
-on the contrary, said that the equinoctial winds produced a state of
-almost "complete stupidity" in him. Like the nightingales he could
-only sing in summer. It was his favorite season.
-
-Pierre Corneille, in his loftiest flights of imagination, was often
-brought to a stand-still for want of words and rhyme. Thoughts were
-seething in his brain, which he vainly tried to reduce to order, and
-he would often run to his brother Thomas "for a word." Thomas rarely
-failed him. Sometimes, in his fits of inspiration, he would bandage
-his eyes, throw himself on a sofa, and dictate to his wife, who almost
-worshiped his genius. Thus he would pass whole days, dictating to her
-his great tragedies; his wife scarcely venturing to speak, almost
-afraid to breathe. Afterward, when a tragedy was finished, he would
-call in his sister Martha, and submit it to her judgment; as Moliere
-used to consult his old housekeeper about the comedies he had newly
-written.
-
-Racine composed his verses while walking about, reciting them in a
-loud voice. One day, when thus working at his play of _Mithridates_,
-in the Tuileries Gardens, a crowd of workmen gathered around him,
-attracted by his gestures; they took him to be a madman about to throw
-himself into the basin. On his return home from such walks, he would
-write down scene by scene, at first in prose, and when he had thus
-written it out, he would exclaim, "My tragedy is done," considering
-the dressing of the acts up in verse as a very small affair.
-
-Magliabecchi, the learned librarian to the Duke of Tuscany, on the
-contrary, never stirred abroad, but lived amidst books, and almost
-lived upon books. They were his bed, board, and washing. He passed
-eight-and-forty years in their midst, only twice in the course of his
-life venturing beyond the walls of Florence; once to go two leagues
-off, and the other time three and a half leagues, by order of the
-Grand Duke. He was an extremely frugal man, living upon eggs, bread,
-and water, in great moderation.
-
-The life of Liebnitz was one of reading, writing, and meditation. That
-was the secret of his prodigious knowledge. After an attack of gout,
-he confined himself to a diet of bread and milk. Often he slept in a
-chair; and rarely went to bed till after midnight. Sometimes he was
-months without quitting his seat, where he slept by night and wrote by
-day. He had an ulcer in his right leg which prevented his walking
-about, even had he wished to do so.
-
-The chamber in which Montesquieu wrote his _Spirit of the Laws_, is
-still shown at his old ancestral mansion; hung about with its old
-tapestry and curtains; and the old easy chair in which the philosopher
-sat is still sacredly preserved there. The chimney-jamb bears the
-mark of his foot, where he used to rest upon it, his legs crossed,
-when composing his books. His _Persian Letters_ were composed merely
-for pastime, and were never intended for publication. The principles
-of Laws occupied his life. In the study of these he spent twenty
-years, losing health and eye-sight in the pursuit. As in the case of
-Milton, his daughter read for him, and acted as his secretary. In his
-Portrait of himself, he said--"I awake in the morning rejoiced at the
-sight of day. I see the sun with a kind of ecstasy, and for the rest
-of the day I am content. I pass the night without waking, and in the
-evening when I go to bed, a kind of numbness prevents me indulging in
-reflections. With me, study has been the sovereign remedy against
-disgust of life, having never had any vexation which an hour's reading
-has not dissipated. But I have the disease of making books, and of
-being ashamed when I have made them."
-
-Rousseau had the greatest difficulty in composing his works, being
-extremely defective in the gift of memory. He could never learn six
-verses by heart. In his _Confessions_ he says--"I studied and
-meditated in bed, forming sentences with inconceivable difficulty;
-then, when I thought I had got them into shape, I would rise to put
-them on paper. But lo! I often entirely forgot them during the process
-of dressing!" He would then walk abroad to refresh himself by the
-aspect of nature, and under its influence his most successful writings
-were composed. He was always leaving books which he carried about with
-him at the foot of trees, or by the margin of fountains. He sometimes
-wrote his books over from beginning to end, four or five times, before
-giving them to the press. Some of his sentences cost him four or five
-nights' study. He thought with difficulty, and wrote with still
-greater. It is astonishing that, with such a kind of intellect, he
-should have been able to do so much.
-
-The summer study of the famous Buffon, at Montbar, is still shown,
-just as he left it. It is a little room in a pavilion, reached by
-mounting a ladder, through a green door with two folds. The place
-looks simplicity itself. The apartment is vaulted like some old
-chapel, and the walls are painted green. The floor is paved with
-tiles. A writing-table of plain wood stands in the centre, and before
-it is an easy chair. That is all! The place was the summer study of
-Buffon. In winter, he had a warmer room within his house, where he
-wrote his _Natural History_. There, on his desk, his pen still lies,
-and by the side of it, on his easy chair, his red dressing-gown and
-cap of gray silk. On the wall near to where he sat, hangs an engraved
-portrait of Newton. There, and in his garden cabinet, he spent many
-years of his life, studying and writing books. He studied his work
-entitled _Epoques de la Nature_ for fifty years, and wrote it over
-_eighteen times_ before publishing it! What would our galloping
-authors say to that?
-
-Buffon used to work on pages of five distinct columns, like a ledger.
-In the first column he wrote out the first draught; in the second he
-corrected, added, pruned, and improved; thus proceeding until he had
-reached the fifth column, in which he finally wrote out the result of
-his labor. But this was not all. He would sometimes re-write a
-sentence twenty times, and was once fourteen hours in finding the
-proper word for the turning of a period! Buffon knew nearly all his
-works by heart.
-
-On the contrary, Cuvier never re-copied what he had once written. He
-composed with great rapidity, correctness, and precision. His mind was
-always in complete order, and his memory was exact and extensive.
-
-Some writers have been prodigiously laborious in the composition of
-their works. Cæsar had, of course, an immense multiplicity of
-business, as a general, to get through; but he had always a secretary
-by his side, even when on horseback, to whom he dictated; and often he
-occupied two or three secretaries at once. His famous _Commentaries_
-are said to have been composed mostly on horseback.
-
-Seneca was very laborious. "I have not a single idle day," said he,
-describing his life, "and I give a part of every night to study. I do
-not give myself up to sleep, but succumb to it. I have separated
-myself from society, and renounced all the distractions of life." With
-many of these old heathens, study was their religion.
-
-Pliny the Elder read two thousand volumes in the composition of his
-Natural History. How to find time for this? He managed it by devoting
-his days to business and his nights to study. He had books read to him
-while he was at meals; and he read no book without making extracts.
-His nephew, Pliny the Younger, has given a highly interesting account
-of the intimate and daily life of his uncle.
-
-Origen employed seven writers while composing his _Commentaries_, who
-committed to paper what he dictated to them by turns. He was so
-indefatigable in writing that they gave him the name of _Brass
-Bowels_! Like Philip de Comines, Sully used to dictate to four
-secretaries at a time, without difficulty.
-
-Bossuet left _fifty volumes_ of writings behind him, the result of
-unintermitting labor. The pen rarely quitted his fingers. Writing
-became habitual to him, and he even chose it as a relaxation. A
-night-lamp was constantly lit beside him, and he would rise at all
-hours to resume his meditations. He rose at about four o'clock in the
-morning during summer and winter, wrapped himself in his loose dress
-of bear's skin, and set to work. He worked on for hours, until he felt
-fatigued, and then went to bed again, falling asleep at once. This
-life he led for more than twenty years. As he grew older, and became
-disabled for hard work, he began translating the Psalms into verse, to
-pass time. In the intervals of fatigue and pain, he read and corrected
-his former works.
-
-Some writers composed with great rapidity, others slowly and with
-difficulty. Byron said of himself, that though he felt driven to
-write, and he was in a state of torture until he had fairly delivered
-himself of what he had to say, yet that writing never gave him any
-pleasure, but was felt to be a severe labor. Scott, on the contrary,
-possessed the most extraordinary facility; and dashed off a great
-novel of three volumes in about the same number of weeks.
-
-"I have written _Catiline_ in eight days," said Voltaire; "and I
-immediately commenced the _Henriade_." Voltaire was a most impatient
-writer, and usually had the first half of a work set up in type before
-the second half was written. He always had several works in the course
-of composition at the same time. His manner of preparing a work was
-peculiar. He had his first sketch of a tragedy set up in type, and
-then rewrote it from the proofs. Balzac adopted the same plan. The
-printed form enabled them to introduce effects, and correct errors
-more easily.
-
-Pascal wrote most of his thoughts on little scraps of paper, at his
-by-moments of leisure. He produced them with immense rapidity. He
-wrote in a kind of contracted language--like short hand--impossible to
-read, except by those who had studied it. It resembled the impatient
-and fiery scratches of Napoleon; yet, though half-formed, the
-characters have the firmness and precision of the graver. Some one
-observed to Faguere (Pascal's editor), "This work (deciphering it)
-must be very fatiguing to the eyes." "No," said he, "it is not the
-eyes that are fatigued, so much as the brain."
-
-Many authors have been distinguished for the fastidiousness of their
-composition--never resting satisfied, but correcting and re-correcting
-to the last moment. Cicero spent his old age in correcting his
-orations; Massillon in polishing his sermons; Fenelon corrected his
-_Telemachus_ seven times over.
-
-Of thirty verses which Virgil wrote in the morning, there were only
-ten left at night. Milton often cut down forty verses to twenty.
-Buffon would condense six pages into as many paragraphs. Montaigne,
-instead of cutting down, amplified and added to his first sketch.
-Boileau had great difficulty in making his verses. He said--"If I
-write four words, I erase three of them;" and at another time--"I
-sometimes hunt three hours for a rhyme!"
-
-Some authors were never satisfied with their work. Virgil ordered his
-_Æneid_ to be burnt. Voltaire cast his poem of _The League_ into the
-fire. Racine and Scott could not bear to read their productions again.
-Michael Angelo was always dissatisfied; he found faults in his
-greatest and most admired works.
-
-Many of the most admired writings were never intended by their authors
-for publication. Fenelon, when he wrote _Telemachus_, had no intention
-of publishing it. Voltaire's _Correspondence_ was never intended for
-publication, and yet it is perused with avidity; whereas his
-_Henriade_, so often corrected by him, is scarcely read. Madame de
-Sevigní, in writing to her daughter those fascinating letters
-descriptive of the life of the French Court, never had any idea of
-their publication, or that they would be cited as models of
-composition and style. What work of Johnson's is best known? Is it not
-that by Boswell, which contains the great philosopher's
-conversation?--that which he never intended should come to light, and
-for which we have to thank Bozzy.
-
-There is a great difference in the sensitiveness of authors to
-criticism. Sir Walter Scott passed thirteen years without reading what
-the critics or reviewers said of his writings; while Byron was
-sensitive to an excess about what was said of him. It was the
-reviewers who stung him into his first work of genius--_English Bards
-and Scotch Reviewers_. Racine was very sensitive to criticism; and
-poor Keats was "snuffed out by an article." Moliere was thrown into a
-great rage when his plays were badly acted. One day, after _Tartuffe_
-had been played, an actor found him stamping about as if mad, and
-beating his head, crying--"Ah! dog! Ah! butcher!" On being asked what
-was the matter, he replied--"Don't be surprised at my emotion! I have
-just been seeing an actor falsely and execrably declaiming my piece;
-and I can not see my children maltreated in this horrid way, without
-suffering the tortures of the damned!" The first time Voltaire's
-_Artemise_ was played, it was _hissed_. Voltaire, indignant, sprang to
-his feet in his box, and addressed the audience! At another time, at
-Lausanne, where an actress seemed fully to apprehend his meaning, he
-rushed upon the stage and embraced her knees!
-
-A great deal might be said about the first failures of authors and
-orators. Demosthenes stammered, and was almost inaudible, when he
-first tried to speak before Philip. He seemed like a man moribund.
-Other orators have broken down, like Demosthenes, in their first
-effort. Curran tried to speak, for the first time, at a meeting of the
-Irish Historical Society; but the words died on his lips, and he sat
-down amid titters--an individual present characterizing him as _orator
-Mum_. Boileau broke down as an advocate, and so did Cowper, the poet.
-Montesquieu and Bentham were also failures in the same profession, but
-mainly through disgust with it. Addison, when a member of the House of
-Commons, once rose to speak, but he could not overcome his diffidence,
-and ever after remained silent.
-
-
-
-
-OSTRICHES.
-
-HOW THEY ARE HUNTED.
-
-
-The family of birds, of which the ostrich forms the leading type, is
-remarkable for the wide dispersion of its various members; the ostrich
-itself spreads over nearly the whole of the burning deserts of
-Africa--the Cassowary represents it amid the luxuriant vegetation of
-the Indian Archipelago. The Dinornis, chief of birds, formerly towered
-among the ferns of New Zealand, where the small Apteryx now holds its
-place; and the huge Æpyornis strode along the forests of Madagascar.
-The Emu is confined to the great Australian continent, and the Rhea to
-the southern extremity of the western hemisphere; while nearer home
-we find the class represented by the Bustard, which, until within a
-few years, still lingered upon the least frequented downs and plains
-of England.
-
-With the Arabs of the desert, the chase of the ostrich is the most
-attractive and eagerly sought of the many aristocratic diversions in
-which they indulge. The first point attended to, is a special
-preparation of their horses. Seven or eight days before the intended
-hunt, they are entirely deprived of straw and grass, and fed on barley
-only. They are only allowed to drink once a day, and that at
-sunset--the time when the water begins to freshen: at that time also
-they are washed. They take long daily exercises, and are occasionally
-galloped, at which time care is taken that the harness is right, and
-suited to the chase of the ostrich. "After seven or eight days," says
-the Arab, "the stomach of the horse disappears, while the chest, the
-breast, and the croup remain in flesh; the animal is then fit to
-endure fatigue." They call this training _techaha_. The harness used
-for the purpose in question is lighter than ordinary, especially the
-stirrups and saddle, and the martingale is removed. The bridle, too,
-undergoes many metamorphoses; the mountings and the ear-flaps are
-taken away, as too heavy. The bit is made of a camel rope, without a
-throat-band, and the frontlet is also of cord, and the reins, though
-strong, are very light. The period most favorable for ostrich-hunting
-is that of the great heat; the higher the temperature the less is the
-ostrich able to defend himself. The Arabs describe the precise time as
-that, when a man stands upright, his shadow has the length only of the
-sole of his foot.
-
-Each horseman is accompanied by a servant called _zemmal_, mounted on
-a camel, carrying four goat-skins filled with water, barley for the
-horse, wheat-flour for the rider, some dates, a kettle to cook the
-food, and every thing which can possibly be required for the repair of
-the harness. The horseman contents himself with a linen vest and
-trowsers, and covers his neck and ears with a light material called
-_havuli_, tied with a strip of camel's hide; his feet are protected
-with sandals, and his legs with light gaiters called _trabag_. He is
-armed with neither gun nor pistol, his only weapon being a wild olive
-or tamarind stick, five or six feet long, with a heavy knob at one
-end.
-
-Before starting, the hunters ascertain where a large number of
-ostriches are to be found. These birds are generally met with in
-places where there is much grass, and where rain has recently fallen.
-The Arabs say, that where the ostrich sees the light shine, and barley
-getting ready, wherever it may be, thither she runs, regardless of
-distance; and ten days' march is nothing to her; and it has passed
-into a proverb in the desert, of a man skillful in the care of flocks,
-and in finding pasturage, that he is like the ostrich, where he sees
-the light there he comes.
-
-The hunters start in the morning. After one or two days' journey, when
-they have arrived near the spot pointed out, and they begin to
-perceive traces of their game, they halt and camp. The next day, two
-intelligent slaves, almost entirely stripped, are sent to reconnoitre;
-they each carry a goat-skin at their side, and a little bread; they
-walk until they meet with the ostriches, which are generally found in
-elevated places. As soon as the game is in view, one lies down to
-watch, the other returns to convey the information. The ostriches are
-found in troops, comprising sometimes as many as sixty: but at the
-pairing time they are more scattered, three or four couple only
-remaining together.
-
-The horsemen, guided by the scout, travel gently toward the birds; the
-nearer they approach the spot the greater is their caution, and when
-they reach the last ridge which conceals them from the view of their
-game, they dismount, and two creep forward to ascertain if they are
-still there. Should such be the case, a moderate quantity of water is
-given to the horses, the baggage is left, and each man mounts,
-carrying at his side a _chebouta_, or goat-skin. The servants and
-camels follow the track of the horsemen, carrying with them only a
-little corn and water.
-
-The exact position of the ostriches being known, the plans are
-arranged; the horsemen divide and form a circle round the game at such
-a distance as not to be seen. The servants wait where the horsemen
-have separated, and as soon as they see them at their posts, they walk
-right before them; the ostriches fly, but are met by the hunters, who
-do nothing at first but drive them back into the circle; thus their
-strength is exhausted by being made to continually run round in the
-ring. At the first signs of fatigue in the birds, the horsemen dash
-in--presently the flock separates; the exhausted birds are seen to
-open their wings, which is a sign of great exhaustion; the horsemen,
-certain of their prey, now repress their horses; each hunter selects
-his ostrich, runs it down, and finishes it by a blow on the head with
-the stick above mentioned. The moment the bird falls the man jumps off
-his horse, and cuts her throat, taking care to hold the neck at such a
-distance from the body, as not to soil the plumage of the wings. The
-male bird, while dying, utters loud moans, but the female dies in
-silence.
-
-When the ostrich is on the point of being overtaken by the hunter, she
-is so fatigued, that if he does not wish to kill her, she can easily
-be driven with the stick to the neighborhood of the camels.
-Immediately after the birds have been bled to death, they are
-carefully skinned, so that the feathers may not be injured, and the
-skin is then stretched upon a tree, or on a horse, and salt rubbed
-well into it. A fire is lit, and the fat of the birds is boiled for a
-long time in kettles; when very liquid, it is poured into a sort of
-bottle made of the skin of the thigh and leg down to the foot,
-strongly fastened at the bottom; the fat of one bird is usually
-sufficient to fill two of these legs; it is said that in any other
-vessel the fat would spoil. When, however, the bird is breeding, she
-is extremely lean, and is then hunted only for the sake of her
-feathers. After these arrangements are completed, the flesh is eaten
-by the hunters, who season it well with pepper and flour.
-
-While these proceedings are in progress, the horses are carefully
-tended, watered, and fed with corn, and the party remain quiet during
-forty-eight hours, to give their animals rest; after that they either
-return to their encampment, or embark in new enterprises.
-
-To the Arab the chase of the ostrich has a double attraction--pleasure
-and profit; the price obtained for the skins well compensates for the
-expenses. Not only do the rich enjoy the pursuit, but the poor, who
-know how to set about it, are permitted to participate in it also. The
-usual plan is for a poor Arab to arrange with one who is opulent for
-the loan of his camel, horse, harness, and two-thirds of all the
-necessary provisions. The borrower furnishes himself the remaining
-third, and the produce of the chase is divided in the same
-proportions.
-
-The ostrich, like many other of the feathered tribe, has a great deal
-of self-conceit. On fine sunny days a tame bird may be seen strutting
-backward and forward with great majesty, fanning itself with its
-quivering, expanded wings, and at every turn seeming to admire its
-grace, and the elegance of its shadow. Dr. Shaw says that, though
-these birds appear tame and tractable to persons well-known to them,
-they are often very fierce and violent toward strangers, whom they
-would not only endeavor to push down by running furiously against
-them, but they would peck at them with their beaks, and strike with
-their feet; and so violent is the blow that can be given, that the
-doctor saw a person whose abdomen had been ripped completely open by a
-stroke from the claw of an ostrich.
-
-To have the stomach of an ostrich has become proverbial, and with good
-reason; for this bird stands enviably forward in respect to its
-wonderful powers of digestion, which are scarcely inferior to its
-voracity. Its natural food consists entirely of vegetable substances,
-especially grain; and the ostrich is a most destructive enemy to the
-crops of the African farmers. But its sense of taste is so obtuse,
-that scraps of leather, old nails, bits of tin, buttons, keys, coins,
-and pebbles, are devoured with equal relish; in fact, nothing comes
-amiss. But in this it doubtless follows an instinct: for these hard
-bodies assist, like the gravel in the crops of our domestic poultry,
-in grinding down and preparing for digestion its ordinary food.
-
-There was found by Cuvier in the stomach of an ostrich that died at
-Paris, nearly a pound weight of stones, bits of iron and copper, and
-pieces of money worn down by constant attrition against each other, as
-well as by the action of the stomach itself. In the stomach of one of
-these birds which belonged to the menagerie of George the Fourth,
-there were contained some pieces of wood of considerable size, several
-large nails, and a hen's egg entire and uninjured, perhaps taken as a
-delicacy from its appetite becoming capricious. In the stomach of
-another, beside several large cabbage-stalks, there were masses of
-bricks of the size of a man's fist. Sparrman relates that he saw
-ostriches at the Cape so tame that they went loose to and from the
-farm, but they were so voracious as to swallow chickens whole, and
-trample hens to death, that they might tear them in pieces afterward
-and devour them; and one great barrel of a bird was obliged to be
-killed on account of an awkward habit he had acquired of trampling
-sheep to death. But perhaps the most striking proof of the prowess of
-an ostrich in the eating way, is that afforded by Dr. Shaw, who saw
-one swallow bullet after bullet as fast as they were pitched,
-scorching hot, from the mould.
-
-
-
-
-A DULL TOWN.
-
-
-Putting up for the night in one of the chiefest towns of
-Staffordshire, I find it to be by no means a lively town. In fact, it
-is as dull and dead a town as any one could desire not to see. It
-seems as if its whole population might be imprisoned in its Railway
-Station. The Refreshment-room at that station is a vortex of
-dissipation compared with the extinct town-inn, the Dodo, in the dull
-High-street.
-
-Why High-street? Why not rather Low-street, Flat-street,
-Low-spirited-street, Used-up-street? Where are the people who belong
-to the High-street? Can they all be dispersed over the face of the
-country, seeking the unfortunate Strolling Manager who decamped from
-the mouldy little theatre last week, in the beginning of his season
-(as his play-bills testify), repentantly resolved to bring him back,
-and feed him, and be entertained? Or, can they all be gathered
-to their fathers in the two old church-yards near to the
-High-street--retirement into which church-yards appears to be a mere
-ceremony, there is so very little life outside their confines, and
-such small discernible difference between being buried alive in the
-town, and buried dead in the town-tombs? Over the way, opposite to the
-staring blank bow windows of the Dodo, are a little ironmonger's shop,
-a little tailor's shop (with a picture of the fashions in the small
-window and a bandy-legged baby on the pavement staring at it)--a
-watchmaker's shop, where all the clocks and watches must be stopped, I
-am sure, for they could never have the courage to go, with the town in
-general, and the Dodo in particular, looking at them. Shade of Miss
-Linwood, erst of Leicester-square, London, thou art welcome here, and
-thy retreat is fitly chosen! I myself was one of the last visitors to
-that awful storehouse of thy life's work, where an anchorite old man
-and woman took my shilling with a solemn wonder, and conducting me to
-a gloomy sepulchre of needlework dropping to pieces with dust and age,
-and shrouded in twilight at high noon, left me there, chilled,
-frightened, and alone. And now, in ghostly letters on all the dead
-walls of this dead town, I read thy honored name, and find, that thy
-Last Supper, worked in Berlin Wool, invites inspection as a powerful
-excitement!
-
-Where are the people who are bidden with so much cry to this feast of
-little wool? Where are they? Who are they? They are not the
-bandy-legged baby studying the fashions in the tailor's window. They
-are not the two earthy plow-men lounging outside the saddler's
-shop, in the stiff square where the Town Hall stands, like a
-brick-and-mortar private on parade. They are not the landlady of the
-Dodo in the empty bar, whose eye had trouble in it and no welcome,
-when I asked for dinner. They are not the turnkeys of the Town Jail,
-looking out of the gateway in their uniforms, as if they had locked up
-all the balance (as my American friends would say) of the inhabitants,
-and could now rest a little. They are not the two dusty millers in the
-white mill down by the river, where the great water-wheel goes heavily
-round and round, like the monotonous days and nights in this forgotten
-place. Then who are they? for there is no one else. No; this deponent
-maketh oath and saith that there is no one else, save and except the
-waiter at the Dodo, now laying the cloth. I have paced the streets,
-and stared at the houses, and am come back to the blank bow-window of
-the Dodo; and the town-clock strikes seven, and the reluctant echoes
-seem to cry, "Don't wake us!" and the bandy-legged baby has gone home
-to bed.
-
-If the Dodo were only a gregarious bird--if it had only some confused
-idea of making a comfortable nest--I could hope to get through the
-hours between this and bed-time, without being consumed by devouring
-melancholy. But the Dodo's habits are all wrong. It provides me with a
-trackless desert of sitting-room, with a chair for every day in the
-year, a table for every month, and a waste of sideboard where a lonely
-China vase pines in a corner for its mate long departed, and will
-never make a match with the candlestick in the opposite corner if it
-live till doomsday. The Dodo has nothing in the larder. Even now, I
-behold the Boots returning with my sole in a piece of paper; and with
-that portion of my dinner, the Boots, perceiving me at the blank
-bow-window, slaps his leg as he comes across the road, pretending it
-is something else. The Dodo excludes the outer air. When I mount up to
-my bed-room, a smell of closeness and flue gets lazily up my nose like
-sleepy snuff. The loose little bits of carpet writhe under my tread,
-and take wormy shapes. I don't know the ridiculous man in the
-looking-glass, beyond having met him once or twice in a
-dish-cover--and I can never shave _him_ to-morrow morning! The Dodo is
-narrow-minded as to towels; expects me to wash on a freemason's apron
-without the trimming; when I ask for soap, gives me a stony-hearted
-something white, with no more lather in it than the Elgin marbles. The
-Dodo has seen better days, and possesses interminable stables at the
-back--silent, grass-grown, broken-windowed, horseless.
-
-This mournful bird can fry a sole, however, which is much. Can cook a
-steak, too, which is more. I wonder where it gets its Sherry! If I
-were to send my pint of wine to some famous chemist to be analyzed,
-what would it turn out to be made of? It tastes of pepper, sugar,
-bitter almonds, vinegar, warm knives, any flat drink, and a little
-brandy. Would it unman a Spanish exile by reminding him of his native
-land at all? I think not. If there really be any townspeople out of
-the church-yards, and if a caravan of them ever do dine, with a bottle
-of wine per man, in this desert of the Dodo, it must make good for the
-doctor next day!
-
-Where was the waiter born? How did he come here? Has he any hope of
-getting away from here? Does he ever receive a letter, or take a ride
-upon the railway, or see any thing but the Dodo? Perhaps he has seen
-the Berlin Wool. He appears to have a silent sorrow on him, and it may
-be that. He clears the table; draws the dingy curtains of the great
-bow-window, which so unwillingly consent to meet, that they must be
-pinned together; leaves me by the fire with my pint decanter, and a
-little thin funnel-shaped wine-glass, and a plate of pale biscuits--in
-themselves engendering desperation.
-
-No book, no newspapers! I left the Arabian Nights in the railway
-carriage, and have nothing to read but Bradshaw, and "that way madness
-lies." Remembering what prisoners and shipwrecked mariners have done
-to exercise their minds in solitude, I repeat the multiplication
-table, the pence table, and the shilling table: which are all the
-tables I happen to know. What if I write something? The Dodo keeps no
-pens but steel pens; and those I always stick through the paper, and
-can turn to no other account.
-
-What am I to do? Even if I could have the bandy-legged baby knocked up
-and brought here, I could offer him nothing but sherry, and that would
-be the death of him. He would never hold up his head again, if he
-touched it. I can't go to bed, because I have conceived a mortal
-hatred for my bedroom; and I can't go away because there is no train
-for my place of destination until morning. To burn the biscuits will
-be but a fleeting joy; still it is a temporary relief, and here they
-go on the fire!
-
-
-
-
-MY NOVEL; OR, VARIETIES IN ENGLISH LIFE.[B]
-
- [Footnote B: Continued from the June Number.]
-
-
-CHAPTER X.--CONTINUED.
-
-Randal walked home slowly. It was a cold moonlit night. Young idlers
-of his own years and rank passed him by, on their way from the haunts
-of social pleasure. They were yet in the first fair holiday of life.
-Life's holiday had gone from him forever. Graver men, in the various
-callings of masculine labor--professions, trade, the state--passed him
-also. Their steps might be sober, and their faces careworn; but no
-step had the furtive stealth of his--no face the same contracted,
-sinister, suspicious gloom. Only once, in a lonely thoroughfare, and
-on the opposite side of the way, fell a foot-fall, and glanced an
-eye, that seemed to betray a soul in sympathy with Randal Leslie's.
-
-And Randal, who had heeded none of the other passengers by the way, as
-if instinctively, took note of this one. His nerves crisped at the
-noiseless slide of that form, as it stalked on from lamp to lamp,
-keeping pace with his own. He felt a sort of awe, as if he had beheld
-the wraith of himself; and ever, as he glanced suspiciously at the
-arranger, the stranger glanced at him. He was inexpressibly relieved
-when the figure turned down another street and vanished.
-
-That man was a felon, as yet undetected. Between him and his kind
-there stood but a thought--a vail air-spun, but impassable, as the
-vail of the Image at Sais.
-
-And thus moved and thus looked Randal Leslie, a thing of dark and
-secret mischief--within the pale of the law, but equally removed from
-man by the vague consciousness that at his heart lay that which the
-eyes of man would abhor and loathe. Solitary amidst the vast city, and
-on through the machinery of Civilization, went the still spirit of
-Intellectual Evil.
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-Early the next morning Randal received two notes--one from Frank,
-written in great agitation, begging Randal to see and propitiate his
-father, whom he feared he had grievously offended; and then running
-off, rather incoherently, into protestations that his honor as well as
-his affections were engaged irrevocably to Beatrice, and that her, at
-least, he could never abandon.
-
-And the second note was from the Squire himself--short, and far less
-cordial than usual--requesting Mr. Leslie to call on him.
-
-Randal dressed in haste, and went at once to Limmer's hotel.
-
-He found the Parson with Mr. Hazeldean, and endeavoring in vain to
-soothe him. The Squire had not slept all night, and his appearance was
-almost haggard.
-
-"Oho! Mr. young Leslie," said he, throwing himself back in his chair
-as Randal entered--"I thought you were a friend--I thought you were
-Frank's adviser. Explain, sir; explain."
-
-"Gently, my dear Mr. Hazeldean," said the Parson. "You do but surprise
-and alarm Mr. Leslie. Tell him more distinctly what he has to
-explain."
-
-SQUIRE.--"Did you or did you not tell me or Mrs. Hazeldean, that Frank
-was in love with Violante Rickeybockey?"
-
-RANDAL (as in amaze).--"I! Never, sir! I feared, on the contrary, that
-he was somewhat enamored of a very different person. I hinted at that
-possibility. I could not do more, for I did not know how far Frank's
-affections were seriously engaged. And indeed, sir, Mrs. Hazeldean,
-though not encouraging the idea that your son could marry a foreigner
-and a Roman Catholic, did not appear to consider such objections
-insuperable, if Frank's happiness were really at stake."
-
-Here the poor Squire gave way to a burst of passion, that involved, in
-one tempest, Frank, Randal, Harry herself, and the whole race of
-foreigners, Roman Catholics, and women. While the Squire himself was
-still incapable of hearing reason, the Parson, taking aside Randal,
-convinced himself that the whole affair, so far as Randal was
-concerned, had its origin in a very natural mistake; and that while
-that young gentleman had been hinting at Beatrice, Mrs. Hazeldean had
-been thinking of Violante. With considerable difficulty he succeeded
-in conveying this explanation to the Squire, and somewhat appeasing
-his wrath against Randal. And the Dissimulator, seizing his occasion,
-then expressed so much grief and astonishment at learning that matters
-had gone as far as the Parson informed him--that Frank had actually
-proposed to Beatrice, been accepted, and engaged himself, before even
-communicating with his father; he declared so earnestly, that he could
-never conjure such evil--that he had had Frank's positive promise to
-take no step without the sanction of his parents; he professed such
-sympathy with the Squire's wounded feelings, and such regret at
-Frank's involvement, that Mr. Hazeldean at last yielded up his honest
-heart to his consoler--and gripping Randal's hand, said, "Well, well,
-I wronged you--beg your pardon. What now is to be done?"
-
-"Why, you can not consent to this marriage--impossible," replied
-Randal; "and we must hope therefore to influence Frank, by his sense
-of duty."
-
-"That's it," said the Squire; "for I'll not give way. Pretty pass
-things have come to, indeed! A widow too, I hear. Artful
-jade--thought, no doubt, to catch a Hazeldean of Hazeldean. My estates
-go to an outlandish Papistical set of mongrel brats! No, no, never!"
-
-"But," said the Parson, mildly, "perhaps we may be unjustly prejudiced
-against this lady. We should have consented to Violante--why not to
-her? She is of good family?"
-
-"Certainly," said Randal.
-
-"And good character?"
-
-Randal shook his head, and sighed. The Squire caught him roughly by
-the arm--"Answer the Parson!" cried he, vehemently.
-
-"Indeed, sir, I can not speak ill of the character of a woman, who
-may, too, be Frank's wife; and the world is ill-natured, and not to be
-believed. But you can judge for yourself, my dear Mr. Hazeldean. Ask
-your brother whether Madame di Negra is one whom he would advise his
-nephew to marry."
-
-"My brother!" exclaimed the Squire furiously. "Consult my distant
-brother on the affairs of my own son!"
-
-"He is a man of the world," put in Randal.
-
-"And of feeling and honor," said the Parson, "and, perhaps, through
-him, we may be enabled to enlighten Frank, and save him from what
-appears to be the snare of an artful woman."
-
-"Meanwhile," said Randal, "I will seek Frank, and do my best with him.
-Let me go now--I will return in an hour or so."
-
-"I will accompany you," said the Parson.
-
-"Nay, pardon me, but I think we two young men can talk more openly
-without a third person, even so wise and kind as you."
-
-"Let Randal go," growled the Squire. And Randal went.
-
-He spent some time with Frank, and the reader will easily divine how
-that time was employed. As he left Frank's lodgings, he found himself
-suddenly seized by the Squire himself.
-
-"I was too impatient to stay at home and listen to the Parson's
-prosing," said Mr. Hazeldean, nervously. "I have shaken Dale off. Tell
-me what has passed. Oh! don't fear--I'm a man, and can bear the
-worst."
-
-Randal drew the Squire's arm within his, and led him into the adjacent
-park.
-
-"My dear sir," said he, sorrowfully, "this is very confidential what I
-am about to say. I must repeat it to you, because without such
-confidence, I see not how to advise you on the proper course to take.
-But if I betray Frank, it is for his good, and to his own
-father:--only do not tell him. He would never forgive me--it would for
-ever destroy my influence over him."
-
-"Go on, go on," gasped the Squire; "speak out. I'll never tell the
-ungrateful boy that I learned his secrets from another."
-
-"Then," said Randal, "the secret of his entanglement with Madame di
-Negra is simply this--he found her in debt--nay, on the point of being
-arrested--"
-
-"Debt!--arrested! Jezabel!"
-
-"And in paying the debt himself, and saving her from arrest, he
-conferred on her the obligation which no woman of honor could accept
-save from her affianced husband. Poor Frank!--if sadly taken in, still
-we must pity and forgive him!"
-
-Suddenly, to Randal's great surprise, the Squire's whole face
-brightened up.
-
-"I see, I see!" he exclaimed, slapping his thigh. "I have it--I have
-it. 'Tis an affair of money! I can buy her off. If she took money from
-him, the mercenary, painted baggage! why, then, she'll take it from
-me. I don't care what it costs--half my fortune--all! I'd be content
-never to see Hazeldean Hall again, if I could save my son, my own son,
-from disgrace and misery; for miserable he will be when he knows he
-has broken my heart and his mother's. And for a creature like that! My
-boy, a thousand hearty thanks to you. Where does the wretch live? I'll
-go to her at once." And as he spoke, the Squire actually pulled out
-his pocket-book and began turning over and counting the bank-notes in
-it.
-
-Randal at first tried to combat this bold resolution on the part of
-the Squire; but Mr. Hazeldean had seized on it with all the obstinacy
-of his straightforward English mind. He cut Randal's persuasive
-eloquence off in the midst.
-
-"Don't waste your breath. I've settled it; and if you don't tell me
-where she lives, 'tis easily found out, I suppose."
-
-Randal mused a moment. "After all," thought he, "why not? He will be
-sure so to speak as to enlist her pride against himself, and to
-irritate Frank to the utmost. Let him go."
-
-Accordingly, he gave the information required; and, insisting with
-great earnestness on the Squire's promise, not to mention to Madam di
-Negra his knowledge of Frank's pecuniary aid (for that would betray
-Randal as the informant); and satisfying himself as he best might with
-the Squire's prompt assurance, "that he knew how to settle matters,
-without saying why or wherefore, as long as he opened his purse wide
-enough," he accompanied Mr. Hazeldean back into the streets, and there
-left him--fixing an hour in the evening for an interview at Limmer's,
-and hinting that it would be best to have that interview without the
-presence of the Parson. "Excellent good man," said Randal, "but not
-with sufficient knowledge of the world for affairs of this kind, which
-_you_ understand so well."
-
-"I should think so," quoth the Squire, who had quite recovered his
-good-humor. "And the Parson is as soft as buttermilk. We must be firm
-here--firm, sir." And the Squire struck the end of his stick on the
-pavement, nodded to Randal, and went on to Mayfair as sturdily and as
-confidently as if to purchase a prize cow at a cattle-show.
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-"Bring the light nearer," said John Burley--"nearer still."
-
-Leonard obeyed, and placed the candle on a little table by the sick
-man's bedside.
-
-Burley's mind was partially wandering; but there was method in his
-madness. Horace Walpole said that "his stomach would survive all the
-rest of him." That which in Burley survived the last was his quaint
-wild genius. He looked wistfully at the still flame of the candle. "It
-lives ever in the air!" said he.
-
-"What lives ever?"
-
-Burley's voice swelled--"Light!" He turned from Leonard, and again
-contemplated the little flame. "In the fixed star, in the
-Will-o'-the-wisp, in the great sun that illumes half a world, or the
-farthing rushlight by which the ragged student strains his eyes--still
-the same flower of the elements. Light in the universe, thought in the
-soul--ay--ay--Go on with the simile. My head swims. Extinguish the
-light! You can not; fool, it vanishes from your eye, but it is still
-in the space. Worlds must perish, suns shrivel up, matter and spirit
-both fall into nothingness, before the combinations whose union makes
-that little flame, which the breath of a babe can restore to darkness,
-shall lose the power to unite into light once more. Lose the
-power!--no, the _necessity_:--it is the one _Must_ in creation. Ay,
-ay, very dark riddles grow clear now--now when I could not cast up an
-addition sum in the baker's bill! What wise man denied that two and
-two made four? Do they not make four? I can't answer him. But I could
-answer a question that some wise men have contrived to make much
-knottier." He smiled softly, and turned his face for some minutes to
-the wall.
-
-This was the second night on which Leonard had watched by his bedside,
-and Burley's state had grown rapidly worse. He could not last many
-days, perhaps many hours. But he had evinced an emotion beyond mere
-delight at seeing Leonard again. He had since then been calmer, more
-himself. "I feared I might have ruined you by my bad example," he
-said, with a touch of humor that became pathos as he added, "That idea
-preyed on me."
-
-"No, no; you did me great good."
-
-"Say that--say it often," said Burley, earnestly; "it makes my heart
-feel so light."
-
-He had listened to Leonard's story with deep interest, and was fond of
-talking to him of little Helen. He detected the secret at the young
-man's heart, and cheered the hopes that lay there, amidst fears and
-sorrows. Burley never talked seriously of his repentance; it was not
-in his nature to talk seriously of the things which he felt solemnly.
-But his high animal spirits were quenched with the animal power that
-fed them. Now, we go out of our sensual existence only when we are no
-longer enthralled by the Present, in which the senses have their
-realm. The sensual being vanishes when we are in the Past or the
-Future. The Present was gone from Burley; he could no more be its
-slave and its king.
-
-It was most touching to see how the inner character of this man
-unfolded itself, as the leaves of the outer character fell off and
-withered--a character no one would have guessed in him--an inherent
-refinement that was almost womanly; and he had all a woman's
-abnegation of self. He took the cares lavished on him so meekly. As
-the features of the old man return in the stillness of death to the
-aspect of youth--the lines effaced, the wrinkles gone--so, in seeing
-Burley now, you saw what he had been in his spring of promise. But he
-himself saw only what he had failed to be--powers squandered--life
-wasted. "I once beheld," he said, "a ship in a storm. It was a cloudy,
-fitful day, and I could see the ship with all its masts fighting hard
-for life and for death. Then came night, dark as pitch, and I could
-only guess that the ship fought on. Toward the dawn the stars grew
-visible, and once more I saw the ship--it was a wreck--it went down
-just as the stars shone forth."
-
-When he had made that allusion to himself, he sate very still for some
-time, then he spread out his wasted hands, and gazed on them, and on
-his shrunken limbs. "Good," said he, laughing low; "these hands were
-too large and rude for handling the delicate webs of my own mechanism,
-and these strong limbs ran away with me. If I had been a sickly, puny
-fellow, perhaps my mind would have had fair play. There was too much
-of brute body here! Look at this hand now! you can see the light
-through it! Good, good!"
-
-Now, that evening, until he had retired to bed, Burley had been
-unusually cheerful, and had talked with much of his old eloquence, if
-with little of his old humor. Among other matters, he had spoken with
-considerable interest of some poems and other papers in manuscript
-which had been left in the house by a former lodger, and which, the
-reader may remember, that Mrs. Goodyer had urged him in vain to read,
-in his last visit to her cottage. But _then_ he had her husband Jacob
-to chat with, and the spirit-bottle to finish, and the wild craving
-for excitement plucked his thoughts back to his London revels. Now
-poor Jacob was dead, and it was not brandy that the sick man drank
-from the widow's cruise. And London lay afar amidst its fogs, like a
-world resolved back into nebulæ. So to please his hostess, and
-distract his own solitary thoughts, he had condescended (just before
-Leonard found him out) to peruse the memorials of a life obscure to
-the world, and new to his own experience of coarse joys and woes. "I
-have been making a romance, to amuse myself, from their contents,"
-said he. "They may be of use to you, brother author. I have told Mrs.
-Goodyer to place them in your room. Among those papers is a journal--a
-woman's journal; it moved me greatly. A man gets into another world,
-strange to him as the orb of Sirius, if he can transport himself into
-the centre of a woman's heart, and see the life there, so wholly
-unlike our own. Things of moment to us, to it so trivial; things
-trifling to us, to it so vast. There was this journal--in its dates
-reminding me of stormy events of my own existence, and grand doings in
-the world's. And those dates there, chronicling but the mysterious
-unrevealed record of some obscure loving heart! And in that chronicle,
-O, Sir Poet, there was as much genius, vigor of thought, vitality of
-being, poured and wasted, as ever kind friend will say was lavished on
-the rude outer world by big John Burley! Genius, genius; are we all
-alike, then, save when we leash ourselves to some matter-of-fact
-material, and float over the roaring seas on a wooden plank or a
-herring-tub?" And after he had uttered that cry of a secret anguish,
-John Burley had begun to show symptoms of growing fever and disturbed
-brain; and when they had got him into bed, he lay there muttering to
-himself, until toward midnight he had asked Leonard to bring the light
-nearer to him.
-
-So now he again was quiet--with his face turned toward the wall; and
-Leonard stood by the bedside sorrowfully, and Mrs. Goodyer, who did
-not heed Burley's talk, and thought only of his physical state, was
-dipping cloths into iced water to apply to his forehead. But as she
-approached with these, and addressed him soothingly, Burley raised
-himself on his arm, and waved aside the bandages. "I do not need
-them," said he, in a collected voice. "I am better now. I and that
-pleasant light understand one another, and I believe all it tells me.
-Pooh, pooh, I do not rave." He looked so smilingly and so kindly into
-her face, that the poor woman, who loved him as her own son, fairly
-burst into tears. He drew her toward him and kissed her forehead.
-
-"Peace, old fool," said he, fondly. "You shall tell anglers hereafter
-how John Burley came to fish for the one-eyed perch which he never
-caught: and how, when he gave it up at the last, his baits all gone,
-and the line broken among the weeds, you comforted the baffled man.
-There are many good fellows yet in the world who will like to know
-that poor Burley did not die on a dunghill. Kiss me! Come, boy, you
-too. Now, God bless you, I should like to sleep." His cheeks were wet
-with the tears of both his listeners, and there was a moisture in his
-own eyes, which, nevertheless, beamed bright through the moisture.
-
-He laid himself down again, and the old woman would have withdrawn the
-light. He moved uneasily. "Not that," he murmured--"light to the
-last!" And putting forth his wan hand, he drew aside the curtain so
-that the light might fall full on his face. In a few minutes he was
-asleep, breathing calmly and regularly as an infant.
-
-The old woman wiped her eyes, and drew Leonard softly into the
-adjoining room, in which a bed had been made up for him. He had not
-left the house since he had entered it with Dr. Morgan. "You are
-young, sir," said she, with kindness, "and the young want sleep. Lie
-down a bit: I will call you when he wakes."
-
-"No, I could not sleep," said Leonard. "I will watch for you."
-
-The old woman shook her head. "I must see the last of him, sir; but I
-know he will be angry when his eyes open on me, for he has grown very
-thoughtful of others."
-
-"Ah, if he had but been as thoughtful of himself!" murmured Leonard;
-and he seated himself by the table, on which, as he leaned his elbow,
-he dislodged some papers placed there. They fell to the ground with a
-dumb, moaning, sighing sound.
-
-"What is that?" said he, starting.
-
-The old woman picked up the manuscripts and smoothed them carefully.
-
-"Ah, sir, he bade me place these papers here. He thought they might
-keep you from fretting about him, in case you would sit up and wake.
-And he had a thought of me, too; for I have so pined to find out the
-poor young lady, who left them years ago. She was almost as dear to me
-as he is; dearer perhaps until now--when--when--I am about to lose
-him."
-
-Leonard turned from the papers, without a glance at their contents:
-they had no interest for him at such a moment.
-
-The hostess went on--
-
-"Perhaps she is gone to heaven before him: she did not look like one
-long for this world. She left us so suddenly. Many things of hers
-besides these papers are still here; but I keep them aired and dusted,
-and strew lavender over them, in case she ever comes for them again.
-You never heard tell of her, did you, sir?" she added, with great
-simplicity, and dropping a half courtsey.
-
-"Of her?--of whom?"
-
-"Did not Mr. John tell you her name--dear--dear?--Mrs. Bertram."
-
-Leonard started;--the very name so impressed upon his memory by Harley
-L'Estrange.
-
-"Bertram!" he repeated. "Are you sure?"
-
-"O yes, sir! And many years after she had left us, and we had heard no
-more of her, there came a packet addressed to her here, from over sea,
-sir. We took it in, and kept it, and John would break the seal, to
-know if it would tell us any thing about her; but it was all in a
-foreign language like--we could not read a word."
-
-"Have you the packet? Pray, show it to me. It may be of the greatest
-value. To-morrow will do--I can not think of that just now. Poor
-Burley!"
-
-Leonard's manner indicated that he wished to talk no more, and to be
-alone. So Mrs. Goodyer left him, and stole back to Burley's room on
-tiptoe.
-
-The young man remained in deep reverie for some moments. "Light," he
-murmured. "How often "Light" is the last word of those round whom the
-shades are gathering!"[C] He moved, and straight on his view through
-the cottage lattice there streamed light, indeed--not the miserable
-ray lit by a human hand--but the still and holy effulgence of a
-moonlit heaven. It lay broad upon the humble floors--pierced across
-the threshold of the death-chamber, and halted clear amidst its
-shadows.
-
- [Footnote C: Every one remembers that Goethe's last words
- are said to have been, "More Light;" and perhaps what has
- occurred in the text may be supposed a plagiarism from those
- words. But, in fact, nothing is more common than the craving
- and demand for light a little before death. Let any consult
- his own sad experience in the last moments of those whose
- gradual close he has watched and tended. What more frequent
- than a prayer to open the shutters and let in the sun? What
- complaint more repeated, and more touching, than "that it is
- growing dark?" I once knew a sufferer--who did not then seem
- in immediate danger--suddenly order the sick-room to be lit
- up as if for a gala. When this was told to the physician, he
- said gravely, "No worse sign."]
-
-Leonard stood motionless, his eye following the silvery silent
-splendor.
-
-"And," he said inly--"and does this large erring nature, marred by its
-genial faults--this soul which should have filled a land, as yon orb
-the room, with a light that linked earth to heaven--does it pass away
-into the dark, and leave not a ray behind? Nay, if the elements of
-light are ever in the space, and when the flame goes out, return to
-the vital air--so thought, once kindled, lives for ever around and
-about us, a part of our breathing atmosphere. Many a thinker, many a
-poet, may yet illume the world, from the thoughts which yon genius,
-that will have no name, gave forth--to wander through air, and
-recombine again in some new form of light."
-
-Thus he went on in vague speculations, seeking, as youth enamored of
-fame seeks too fondly, to prove that mind never works, however
-erratically, in vain--and to retain yet, as an influence upon earth,
-the soul about to soar far beyond the atmosphere where the elements
-that make fame abide. Not thus had the dying man interpreted the
-endurance of light and thought.
-
-Suddenly, in the midst of his reverie, a low cry broke on his ear. He
-shuddered as he heard, and hastened forebodingly into the adjoining
-room. The old woman was kneeling by the bedside, and chafing Burley's
-hand--eagerly looking into his face. A glance sufficed to Leonard. All
-was over. Burley had died in sleep--calmly, and without a groan.
-
-The eyes were half open, with that look of inexpressible softness
-which death sometimes leaves; and still they were turned toward the
-light; and the light burned clear. Leonard closed tenderly the heavy
-lids; and, as he covered the face, the lips smiled a serene farewell.
-
-
-(TO BE CONTINUED.)
-
-
-
-
-THE LITTLE GRAY GOSSIP.
-
-
-Soon after Cousin Con's marriage, we were invited to stay for a few
-weeks with the newly-married couple, during the festive winter season;
-so away we went with merry hearts, the clear frosty air and pleasant
-prospect before us invigorating our spirits, as we took our places
-inside the good old mail-coach, which passed through the town of
-P----, where Cousin Con resided, for there were no railways then.
-Never was there a kinder or more genial soul than Cousin Con; and
-David Danvers, the good-man, as she laughingly called him, was, if
-possible, kinder and more genial still. They were surrounded by
-substantial comforts, and delighted to see their friends in a
-sociable, easy way, and to make them snug and cozy, our arrival being
-the signal for a succession of such convivialities. Very mirthful and
-enjoyable were these evenings, for Con's presence always shed radiant
-sunshine, and David's honest broad face beamed upon her with
-affectionate pride. During the days of their courtship at our house,
-they had perhaps indulged in billing and cooing a little too freely
-when in company with others, for sober, middle-aged lovers like
-themselves; thereby lying open to animadversions from prim spinsters,
-who wondered that Miss Constance and Mr. Danvers made themselves so
-ridiculous.
-
-But now all this nonsense had sobered down, and nothing could be
-detected beyond a sly glance, or a squeeze of the hand now and then;
-yet we often quizzed them about by-gones, and declared that engaged
-pairs were insufferable--we could always find them out among a
-hundred!
-
-"I'll bet you any thing you like," cried Cousin Con, with a
-good-humored laugh, "that among our guests coming this evening" (there
-was to be a tea-junketing), "you'll not be able to point out the
-engaged couple--for there will be only one such present--though plenty
-of lads and lasses that would like to be so happily situated! But the
-couple I allude too are real turtle-doves, and yet I defy you to find
-them out!"
-
-"Done, Cousin Con!" we exclaimed; "and what shall we wager?"
-
-"Gloves! gloves to be sure!" cried David. "Ladies always wager gloves;
-though I can tell you, my Con is on the safe side now;" and David
-rubbed his hands, delighted with the joke; and _we_ already, in
-perspective, beheld our glove-box enriched with half-a-dozen pair of
-snowy French sevens!
-
-Never had we felt more interested in watching the arrivals and
-movements of strangers, than on this evening, for our honor was
-concerned, to detect the lovers, and raise the vail. Papas and mammas,
-and masters and misses, came trooping in; old ladies, and middle-aged;
-old gentlemen, and middle-aged--until the number amounted to about
-thirty, and Cousin Con's drawing-rooms were comfortably filled. We
-closely scrutinized all the young folks, and so intently but covertly
-watched their proceedings, that we could have revealed several
-innocent flirtations, but nothing appeared that could lead us to the
-turtle-doves and their engagement. At length, we really had hopes, and
-ensconced ourselves in a corner, to observe the more cautiously a
-tall, beautiful girl, whose eyes incessantly turned toward the door of
-the apartment; while each time it opened to admit any one, she sighed
-and looked disappointed, as if that one was not the one she yearned to
-see. We were deep in a reverie, conjuring up a romance of which she
-was the heroine, when a little lady, habited in gray, whose age might
-average threescore, unceremoniously seated herself beside us, and
-immediately commenced a conversation, by asking if we were admiring
-pretty Annie Mortimer--following the direction of our looks. On
-receiving a reply in the affirmative, she continued: "Ah, she's a
-good, affectionate girl; a great favorite of mine is sweet Annie
-Mortimer."
-
-"Watching for her lover, no doubt?" we ventured to say, hoping to gain
-the desired information, and thinking of our white kid-gloves. "She is
-an engaged young lady?"
-
-"Engaged! engaged!" cried the little animated lady: "no indeed. The
-fates forbid! Annie Mortimer is not engaged." The expression of the
-little lady's countenance at our bare supposition of so natural a
-fact, amounted almost to the ludicrous; and we with some difficulty
-articulated a serious rejoinder, disavowing all previous knowledge,
-and therefore erring through ignorance. We had now time to examine our
-new acquaintance more critically. As we have already stated, she was
-habited in gray; but not only was her attire gray, but she was
-literally gray all over: gray hairs, braided in a peculiar obsolete
-fashion, and quite uncovered; gray gloves; gray shoes; and, above all,
-gray eyes, soft, large, and peculiarly sad in expression, yet
-beautiful eyes, redeeming the gray, monotonous countenance from
-absolute plainness. Mary Queen of Scots, we are told, had gray eyes;
-and even she, poor lady, owned not more speaking or history-telling
-orbs than did this little unknown gossip in gray. But our attention
-was diverted from the contemplation, by the entrance of another actor
-on the stage, to whom Annie Mortimer darted forward with an
-exclamation of delight and welcome. The new comer was a slender,
-elderly gentleman, whose white hairs, pale face, and benignant
-expression presented nothing remarkable in their aspect, beyond a
-certain air of elegance and refinement, which characterized the whole
-outward man.
-
-"That is a charming-looking old gentleman," said we to the gray lady;
-"is he Annie's father?"
-
-"Her father! Oh dear, no! That gentleman is a bachelor; but he is
-Annie's guardian, and has supplied the place of a father to her, for
-poor Annie is an orphan."
-
-"Oh!" we exclaimed, and there was a great deal of meaning in our oh!
-for had we not read and heard of youthful wards falling in love with
-their guardians? and might not the fair Annie's taste incline this
-way? The little gray lady understood our thoughts, for she smiled, but
-said nothing; and while we were absorbed with Annie and her supposed
-antiquated lover, she glided into the circle, and presently we beheld
-Annie's guardian, with Annie leaning on his arm, exchange a few words
-with her in an under tone, as she passed them to an inner room.
-
-"Who is that pleasing-looking old gentleman?" said we to our hostess;
-"and what is the name of the lady in gray, who went away just as you
-came up? That is Annie Mortimer we know, and we know also that she
-isn't engaged!"
-
-Cousin Con laughed heartily as she replied: "That nice old gentleman
-is Mr. Worthington, our poor curate; and a poor curate he is likely
-ever to continue, so far as we can see. The lady in gray we call our
-'little gray gossip,' and a darling she is! As to Annie, you seem to
-know all about her. I suppose little Bessie has been lauding her up to
-the skies."
-
-"Who is little Bessie?" we inquired.
-
-"Little Bessie is your little gray gossip: we never call her any thing
-but Bessie to her face; she is a harmless little old maid. But come
-this way: Bessie is going to sing, for they won't let her rest till
-she complies; and Bessie singing, and Bessie talking, are widely
-different creatures."
-
-Widely different indeed! Could this be the little gray lady seated at
-the piano, and making it speak? while her thrilling tones, as she sang
-of 'days gone by,' went straight to each listener's heart, she herself
-looking ten years younger! When the song was over, I observed Mr.
-Worthington, with Annie still resting on his arm, in a corner of the
-apartment, shaded by a projecting piece of furniture; and I also noted
-the tear on his furrowed cheek, which he hastily brushed away, and
-stooped to answer some remark of Annie's, who, with fond affection,
-had evidently observed it too, endeavoring to dispel the painful
-illusion which remembrances of days gone by occasioned.
-
-We at length found the company separating, and our wager still
-unredeemed. The last to depart was Mr. Worthington, escorting Annie
-Mortimer and little Bessie, whom he shawled most tenderly, no doubt
-because she was a poor forlorn little old maid, and sang so sweetly.
-
-The next morning at breakfast, Cousin Con attacked us, supported by
-Mr. Danvers, both demanding a solution of the mystery, or the scented
-sevens! After a vast deal of laughing, talking, and discussion, we
-were obliged to confess ourselves beaten, for there had been an
-engaged couple present on the previous evening, and we had failed to
-discover them. No; it was not Annie Mortimer; she had no lover. No; it
-was not the Misses Halliday, or the Masters Burton: they had flirted
-and danced, and danced and flirted indiscriminately; but as to serious
-engagements--pooh! pooh!
-
-Who would have conjectured the romance of reality that was now
-divulged? and how could we have been so stupid as not to have read it
-at a glance? These contradictory exclamations, as is usual in such
-cases, ensued when the riddle was unfolded. It is so easy to be wise
-when we have learned the wisdom. Yet we cheerfully lost our wager, and
-would have lost a hundred such, for the sake of hearing a tale so far
-removed from matter-of-fact; proving also that enduring faith and
-affection are not so fabulous as philosophers often pronounce them to
-be.
-
-Bessie Prudholm was nearly related to David Danvers, and she had been
-the only child of a talented but improvident father, who, after a
-short, brilliant career, as a public singer, suddenly sank into
-obscurity and neglect, from the total loss of his vocal powers,
-brought on by a violent rheumatic cold and lasting prostration of
-strength. At this juncture, Bessie had nearly attained her twentieth
-year, and was still in mourning for an excellent mother, by whom she
-had been tenderly and carefully brought up. From luxury and indulgence
-the descent to poverty and privation was swift. Bessie, indeed,
-inherited a very small income in right of her deceased parent,
-sufficient for her own wants, and even comforts, but totally
-inadequate to meet the thousand demands, caprices, and fancies of her
-ailing and exigent father. However, for five years she battled bravely
-with adversity, eking out their scanty means by her exertions--though,
-from her father's helpless condition, and the constant and unremitting
-attention he required, she was in a great measure debarred from
-applying her efforts advantageously. The poor, dying man, in his days
-of health, had contributed to the enjoyment of the affluent, and in
-turn been courted by them; but now, forgotten and despised, he
-bitterly reviled the heartless world, whose hollow meed of applause it
-had formerly been the sole aim of his existence to secure. Wealth
-became to his disordered imagination the desideratum of existence, and
-he attached inordinate value to it, in proportion as he felt the
-bitter stings of comparative penury. To guard his only child--whom he
-certainly loved better than any thing else in the world, save
-himself--from this dreaded evil, the misguided man, during his latter
-days, extracted from her an inviolable assurance, never to become the
-wife of any individual who could not settle upon her, subject to no
-contingencies or chances, the sum of at least one thousand pounds.
-
-Bessie, who was fancy-free, and a lively-spirited girl, by no means
-relished the slights and privations which poverty entails. She
-therefore willingly became bound by this solemn promise; and when her
-father breathed his last, declaring that she had made his mind
-comparatively easy, little Bessie half smiled, even in the midst of
-her deep and natural sorrow, to think how small and easy a concession
-her poor father had exacted, when her own opinions and views so
-perfectly coincided with his. The orphan girl took up her abode with
-the mother of David Danvers, and continued to reside with that worthy
-lady until the latter's decease. It was beneath the roof of Mrs.
-Danvers that Bessie first became acquainted with Mr. Worthington--that
-acquaintance speedily ripening into a mutual and sincere attachment.
-He was poor and patronless then, as he had continued ever since, with
-slender likelihood of ever possessing £100 of his own, much less £1000
-to settle on a wife. It is true, that in the chances and changes of
-this mortal life, Paul Worthington might succeed to a fine
-inheritance; but there were many lives betwixt him and it, and Paul
-was not the one to desire happiness at another's expense, nor was
-sweet little Bessie either.
-
-Yet was Paul Worthington rich in one inestimable possession, such as
-money can not purchase--even in the love of a pure devoted heart,
-which for him, and for his dear sake, bravely endured the life-long
-loneliness and isolation which their peculiar circumstances induced.
-Paul did not see Bessie grow old and gray: in his eyes, she never
-changed; she was to him still beautiful, graceful, and enchanting; she
-was his betrothed, and he came forth into the world, from his books,
-and his arduous clerical and parochial duties, to gaze at intervals
-into her soft eyes, to press her tiny hand, to whisper a fond word,
-and then to return to his lonely home, like a second Josiah Cargill,
-to try and find in severe study oblivion of sorrow.
-
-Annie Mortimer had been sent to him as a ministering angel: she was
-the orphan and penniless daughter of Mr. Worthington's dearest friend
-and former college-chum, and she had come to find a shelter beneath
-the humble roof of the pious guardian, to whose earthly care she had
-been solemnly bequeathed. Paul's curacy was not many miles distant
-from the town where Bessie had fixed her resting-place; and it was
-generally surmised by the select few who were in the secret of little
-Bessie's history, that she regarded Annie Mortimer with especial favor
-and affection, from the fact that Annie enjoyed the privilege of
-solacing and cheering Paul Worthington's declining years. Each spoke
-of her as a dear adopted daughter, and Annie equally returned the
-affection of both.
-
-Poor solitaries! what long anxious years they had known, separated by
-circumstance, yet knit together in the bonds of enduring love!
-
-I pictured them at festive winter seasons, at their humble solitary
-boards; and in summer prime, when song-birds and bright perfumed
-flowers call lovers forth into the sunshine rejoicingly. They had not
-dared to rejoice during their long engagement; yet Bessie was a
-sociable creature, and did not mope or shut herself up, but led a life
-of active usefulness, and was a general favorite amongst all classes.
-They had never contemplated the possibility of evading Bessie's solemn
-promise to her dying father; to their tender consciences, that fatal
-promise was as binding and stringent, as if the gulf of marriage or
-conventual vows yawned betwixt them. We had been inclined to indulge
-some mirth at the expense of the little gray gossip, when she first
-presented herself to our notice; but now we regarded her as an object
-of interest, surrounded by a halo of romance, fully shared in by her
-charming, venerable lover. And this was good Cousin Con's elucidation
-of the riddle, which she narrated with many digressions, and with
-animated smiles, to conceal tears of sympathy. Paul Worthington and
-little Bessy did not like their history to be discussed by the rising
-frivolous generation; it was so unworldly, so sacred, and they looked
-forward with humble hope so soon to be united for ever in the better
-land, that it pained and distressed them to be made a topic of
-conversation.
-
-Were we relating fiction, it would be easy to bring this antiquated
-pair together, even at the eleventh hour; love and constancy making up
-for the absence of one sweet ingredient, evanescent, yet
-beautiful--the ingredient, we mean, of youth. But as this is a romance
-of reality, we are fain to divulge facts as they actually occurred,
-and as we heard them from authentic sources. Paul and Bessie, divided
-in their lives, repose side by side in the old church-yard. He dropped
-off first, and Bessie doffed her gray for sombre habiliments of darker
-hue. Nor did she long remain behind, loving little soul! leaving her
-property to Annie Mortimer, and warning her against long engagements.
-
-The last time we heard of Annie, she was the happy wife of an
-excellent man, who, fully coinciding in the opinion of the little gray
-gossip, protested strenuously against more than six weeks' courtship,
-and carried his point triumphantly.
-
-
-
-
-THE MOURNER AND THE COMFORTER.
-
-
-It was a lovely day in the month of August, and the sun, which had
-shone with undiminished splendor from the moment of dawn, was now
-slowly declining, with that rich and prolonged glow with which it
-seems especially to linger around those scenes where it seldomest
-finds admittance. For it was a valley in the north of Scotland into
-which its light was streaming, and many a craggy top and rugged side,
-rarely seen without their cap of clouds or shroud of mist, were now
-throwing their mellow-tinted forms, clear and soft, into a lake of
-unusual stillness. High above the lake, and commanding a full view of
-that and of the surrounding hills, stood one of those countryfied
-hotels not unfrequently met with on a tourist's route, formerly only
-designed for the lonely traveler or weary huntsman, but which now,
-with the view to accommodate the swarm of visitors which every summer
-increased, had gone on stretching its cords and enlarging its
-boundaries, till the original tenement looked merely like the seed
-from which the rest had sprung. Nor, even under these circumstances,
-did the house admit of much of the luxury of privacy; for, though the
-dormitories lay thick and close along the narrow corridor, all
-accommodation for the day was limited to two large and long rooms, one
-above the other, which fronted the lake. Of these, the lower one was
-given up to pedestrian travelers--the sturdy, sunburnt shooters of the
-moors, who arrive with weary limbs and voracious appetites, and
-question no accommodation which gives them food and shelter; while the
-upper one was the resort of ladies and family parties, and was
-furnished with a low balcony, now covered with a rough awning.
-
-Both these rooms, on the day we mention, were filled with numerous
-guests. Touring was at its height, and shooting had begun; and, while
-a party of way-worn young men, coarsely clad and thickly shod, were
-lying on the benches, or lolling out of the windows of the lower
-apartment, a number of traveling parties were clustered in distinct
-groups in the room above; some lingering round their tea-tables, while
-others sat on the balcony, and seemed attentively watching the
-evolutions of a small boat, the sole object on the lake before them.
-It is pleasant to watch the actions, however insignificant they may
-be, of a distant group; to see the hand obey without hearing the voice
-that has bidden; to guess at their inward motives by their outward
-movements; to make theories of their intentions, and try to follow
-them out in their actions; and, as at a pantomime, to tell the drift
-of the piece by dumb show alone. And it is an idle practice, too, and
-one especially made for the weary or the listless traveler, giving
-them amusement without thought, and occupation without trouble; for
-people who have had their powers of attention fatigued by incessant
-exertion, or weakened by constant novelty, are glad to settle it upon
-the merest trifle at last. So the loungers on the balcony increased,
-and the little boat became a centre of general interest to those who
-apparently had not had one sympathy in common before. So calm and
-gliding was its motion, so refreshing the gentle air which played
-round it, that many an eye from the shore envied the party who were
-seated in it. These consisted of three individuals, two large figures
-and a little one.
-
-"It is Captain H---- and his little boy," said one voice, breaking
-silence; "they arrived here yesterday."
-
-"They'll be going to see the great waterfall," said another.
-
-"They have best make haste about it; for they have a mile to walk
-up-hill when they land," said a third.
-
-"Rather they than I," rejoined a languid fourth; and again there was a
-pause. Meanwhile the boat party seemed to be thinking little about the
-waterfall, or the need for expedition. For a few minutes the
-quick-glancing play of the oars was seen, and then they ceased again;
-and now an arm was stretched out toward some distant object in the
-landscape, as if asking a question; and then the little fellow pointed
-here and there, as if asking many questions at once, and, in short,
-the conjectures on the balcony were all thrown out. But now the oars
-had rested longer than usual, and a figure rose and stooped, and
-seemed occupied with something at the bottom of the boat. What were
-they about? They were surely not going to fish at this time of
-evening? No, they were not; for slowly a mast was raised, and a sail
-unfurled, which at first hung flapping, as if uncertain which side the
-wind would take it, and then gently swelled out to its full
-dimensions, and seemed too large a wing for so tiny a body. A slight
-air had arisen; the long reflected lines of colors, which every object
-on the shore dripped, as it were, into the lake, were gently stirred
-with a quivering motion; every soft strip of liquid tint broke
-gradually into a jagged and serrated edge; colors were mingled, forms
-were confused; the mountains, which lay in undiminished brightness
-above, seemed by some invisible agency to be losing their second
-selves from beneath them; long, cold white lines rose apparently from
-below, and spread radiating over all the liquid picture: in a few
-minutes, the lake lay one vast sheet of bright silver, and half the
-landscape was gone. The boat was no longer in the same element:
-before, it had floated in a soft, transparent ether; now, it glided
-upon a plain of ice.
-
-"I wish they had stuck to their oars," said the full, deep voice of an
-elderly gentleman; "hoisting a sail on these lakes is very much like
-trusting to luck in life--it may go on all right for a while, and save
-you much trouble, but you are never sure that it won't give you the
-slip, and that when you are least prepared."
-
-"No danger in the world, sir," said a young fop standing by, who knew
-as little about boating on Scotch lakes as he did of most things any
-where else. Meanwhile, the air had become chill, the sun had sunk
-behind the hills, and the boating party, tired, apparently, of their
-monotonous amusement, turned the boat's head toward shore. For some
-minutes they advanced with fuller and fuller bulging sail in the
-direction they sought, when suddenly the breeze seemed not so much to
-change as to be met by another and stronger current of air, which came
-pouring through the valley with a howling sound, and then, bursting on
-the lake, drove its waters in a furrow before it. The little boat
-started, and swerved like a frightened creature; and the sail,
-distended to its utmost, cowered down to the water's edge.
-
-"Good God! why don't they lower that sail? Down with it! down with
-it!" shouted the same deep voice from the balcony, regardless of the
-impossibility of being heard. But the admonition was needless; the
-boatman, with quick, eager motions, was trying to lower it. Still it
-bent, fuller and fuller, lower and lower. The man evidently strained
-with desperate strength, defeating, perhaps, with the clumsiness of
-anxiety, the end in view; when, too impatient, apparently, to witness
-their urgent peril without lending his aid, the figure of Captain
-H---- rose up; in one instant a piercing scream was borne faintly to
-shore--the boat whelmed over, and all were in the water.
-
-For a few dreadful seconds nothing was seen of the unhappy creatures;
-then a cap floated, and then two struggling figures rose to the
-surface. One was evidently the child, for his cap was off, and his
-fair hair was seen; the other head was covered. This latter buffeted
-the waters with all the violence of a helpless, drowning man; then he
-threw his arms above his head, sank, and rose no more. The boy
-struggled less and less, and seemed dead to all resistance before he
-sank, too. The boat floated keel upward, almost within reach of the
-sufferers; and now that the waters had closed over them, the third
-figure was observed, for the first time, at a considerable distance,
-slowly and laboriously swimming toward it, and in a few moments two
-arms were flung over it, and there he hung. It was one of those scenes
-which the heart quails to look on, yet which chains the spectator
-to the spot. The whole had passed in less than a minute:
-fear--despair--agony--and death, had been pressed into one of those
-short minutes, of which so many pass without our knowing how. It is
-well. Idleness, vanity, or vice--all that dismisses thought--may dally
-with time, but the briefest space is too long for that excess of
-consciousness where time seems to stand still.
-
-At this moment a lovely and gentle-looking young woman entered the
-room. It was evident that she knew nothing of the dreadful scene that
-had just occurred, nor did she now remark the intense excitement which
-still riveted the spectators to the balcony; for, seeking, apparently,
-to avoid all intercourse with strangers, she had seated herself, with
-a book, on the chair farthest removed from the window. Nor did she
-look up at the first rush of hurried steps into the room; but, when
-she did, there was something which arrested her attention, for every
-eye was fixed upon her with an undefinable expression of horror, and
-every foot seemed to shrink back from approaching her. There was also
-a murmur as of one common and irrepressible feeling through the whole
-house; quick footsteps were heard as of men impelled by some dreadful
-anxiety; doors were banged; voices shouted; and, could any one have
-stood by a calm and indifferent spectator, it would have been
-interesting to mark the sudden change from the abstracted and composed
-look with which Mrs. H---- (for she it was) first raised her head from
-her book to the painful restlessness of inquiry with which she now
-glanced from eye to eye, and seemed to question what manner of tale
-they told.
-
-It is something awful and dreadful to stand before a fellow-creature
-laden with a sorrow which, however we may commiserate it, it is theirs
-alone to bear; to be compelled to tear away that vail of
-unconsciousness which alone hides their misery from their sight; and
-to feel that the faintness gathering round our own heart alone enables
-theirs to continue beating with tranquillity. We feel less almost of
-pity for the suffering we are about to inflict than for the peace
-which we are about to remove; and the smile of unconsciousness which
-precedes the knowledge of evil is still more painful to look back upon
-than the bitterest tear that follows it. And, if such be the feelings
-of the messenger of heavy tidings, the mind that is to receive them is
-correspondingly actuated. For who is there that thanks you really for
-concealing the evil that was already arrived--for prolonging the
-happiness that was already gone? Who cares for a reprieve when
-sentence is still to follow? It is a pitiful soul that does not prefer
-the sorrow of certainty to the peace of deceit; or, rather, it is a
-blessed provision which enables us to acknowledge the preference when
-it is no longer in our power to choose. It seems intended as a
-protection to the mind from something so degrading to it as an unreal
-happiness, that both those who have to inflict misery and those who
-have to receive it should alike despise its solace. Those who have
-trod the very brink of a precipice, unknowing that it yawned beneath,
-look back to those moments of their ignorance with more of horror than
-of comfort; such security is too close to danger for the mind ever to
-separate them again. Nor need the bearer of sorrow embitter his errand
-by hesitations and scruples how to disclose it; he need not pause for
-a choice of words or form of statement. In no circumstance of life
-does the soul act so utterly independent of all outward agency; it
-waits for no explanation, wants no evidence; at the furthest idea of
-danger it flies at once to its weakest part; an embarrassed manner
-will rouse suspicions, and a faltered word confirm them. Dreadful
-things never require precision of terms--they are wholly guessed
-before they are half-told. Happiness the heart believes not in till it
-stands at our very threshold; misery it flies at as if eager to meet.
-
-So it was with the unfortunate Mrs. H----; no one spoke of the
-accident, no one pointed to the lake; no connecting link seemed to
-exist between the security of ignorance and the agony of knowledge. At
-one moment she raised her head in placid indifference, at the next she
-knew that her husband and child were lying beneath the waters. And did
-she faint, or fall as one stricken? No: for the suspicion was too
-sudden to be sustained; and the next instant came the thought, This
-must be a dream; God can not have done it. And the eyes were closed,
-and the convulsed hands pressed tight over them, as if she would shut
-out mental vision as well; and groans and sobs burst from the crowd,
-and men dashed from the room, unable to bear it; and women, too,
-untrue to their calling. And there was weeping and wringing of hands,
-and one weak woman fainted; but still no sound or movement came from
-her on whom the burden had fallen. Then came the dreadful revulsion of
-feeling; and, with contracted brow and gasping breath, and voice
-pitched almost to a scream, she said, "It is not true--tell me--it is
-not true--tell me--tell me!" And, advancing with desperate gestures,
-she made for the balcony. All recoiled before her; when one gentle
-woman, small and delicate as herself, opposed her, and, with streaming
-eyes and trembling limbs, stood before her. "Oh, go not there--go not
-there! cast your heavy burden on the Lord!" These words broke the
-spell. Mrs. H---- uttered a cry which long rang in the ears of those
-that heard it, and sank, shivering and powerless, in the arms of the
-kind stranger.
-
-Meanwhile, the dreadful scene had been witnessed from all parts of the
-hotel, and every male inmate poured from it. The listless tourist of
-fashion forgot his languor, the way-worn pedestrian his fatigue. The
-hill down to the lake was trodden by eager, hurrying figures, all
-anxious to give that which in such cases it is a relief to give, viz.,
-active assistance. Nor were these all, for down came the sturdy
-shepherd from the hills; and the troops of ragged, bare-legged urchins
-from all sides; and distant figures of men and women were seen
-pressing forward to help or to hear; and the hitherto deserted-looking
-valley was active with life. Meanwhile, the survivor hung motionless
-over the upturned boat, borne about at the will of the waters, which
-were now lashed into great agitation. No one could tell whether it was
-Captain H---- or the Highland boatman, and no one could wish for the
-preservation of the one more than the other. For life is life to all;
-and the poor man's wife and family may have less time to mourn, but
-more cause to want. And before the boat, that was manning with eager
-volunteers, had left the shore, down came also a tall, raw-boned
-woman, breathless, more apparently with exertion than anxiety--her
-eyes dry as stones, and her cheeks red with settled color; one child
-dragging at her heels, another at her breast. It was the boatman's
-wife. Different, indeed, was her suspense to that of the sufferer who
-had been left above; but, perhaps, equally true to her capacity. With
-her it was fury rather than distress; she scolded the bystanders, chid
-the little squalling child, and abused her husband by turns.
-
-"How dare he gang to risk his life, wi' six bairns at hame? Ae body
-knew nae sail was safe on the lake for twa hours thegether; mair fule
-he to try!" And then she flung the roaring child on to the grass, bade
-the other mind it, strode half-leg high into the water to help to push
-off the boat; and then, returning to a place where she could command a
-view of its movements, she took up the child and hushed it tenderly to
-sleep. Like her, every one now sought some elevated position, and the
-progress of the boat seemed to suspend every other thought. It soon
-neared the fatal spot, and in another minute was alongside the
-upturned boat; the figure was now lifted carefully in, something put
-round him, and, from the languor of his movements, and the care taken,
-the first impression on shore was that Captain H---- was the one
-spared. But it was a mercy to Mrs. H---- that she was not in a state
-to know these surmises; for soon the survivor sat steadily upright,
-worked his arms, and rubbed his head, as if to restore animation; and,
-long before the boat reached the shore, the coarse figure and garments
-of the Highland boatman were distantly recognized. Up started his
-wife. Unaccustomed to mental emotions of any sudden kind, they were
-strange and burdensome to her.
-
-"What, Meggy! no stay to welcome your husband!" said a bystander.
-
-"Walcome him yoursal!" she replied; "I hae no the time. I maun get his
-dry claes, and het his parritch; and that's the best walcome I can gie
-him." And so, perhaps, the husband thought, too.
-
-And now, what was there more to do? The bodies of Captain H---- and
-his little son had sunk in seventy fathom deep of water. If, in their
-hidden currents and movements they cast their victims aloft to the
-surface, all well; if not, no human hand could reach them. There was
-nothing to do! Two beings had ceased to exist, who, as far as regarded
-the consciousness and sympathies of the whole party, had never existed
-at all before. There had been no influence upon them in their lives,
-there was no blank to them in their deaths. They had witnessed a
-dreadful tragedy; they knew that she who had risen that morning a
-happy wife and mother was now widowed and childless, with a weight of
-woe upon her, and a life of mourning before her; but there were no
-forms to observe, no rites to prepare; nothing necessarily to
-interfere with one habit of the day, or to change one plan for the
-morrow. It was only a matter of feeling; a great only, it is true;
-but, as with every thing in life, from the merest trifle to the most
-momentous occurrence, the matter varied with the individual who felt.
-All pitied, some sympathized, but few ventured to help. Some wished
-themselves a hundred miles off, because they could not help her;
-others wished the same, because she distressed them; and the solitary
-back room, hidden from all view of the lake, to which the sufferer had
-been home, after being visited by a few well-meaning or curious women,
-was finally deserted by all save the kind lady we have mentioned, and
-a good-natured maid-servant, the drudge of the hotel, who came in
-occasionally to assist.
-
-We have told the tale exactly as it occurred; the reader knows both
-plot and conclusion: and now there only remains to say something of
-the ways of human sorrow, and something, too, of the ways of human
-goodness.
-
-Grief falls differently on different hearts; some must vent it, others
-can not. The coldest will be the most unnerved, the tenderest the most
-possessed; there is no rule. As for this poor lady, hers was of that
-sudden and extreme kind for which insensibility is at first mercifully
-provided; and it came to her, and yet not entirely--suspending the
-sufferings of the mind, but not deadening all the sensation of the
-body; for she shivered and shuddered with that bloodless cold which
-kept her pale, numb, and icy, like one in the last hours before death.
-A large fire was lighted, warm blankets were wrapped round her, but
-the cold was too deep to be reached; and the kind efforts made to
-restore animation were more a relief to her attendants than to her.
-And yet Miss Campbell stopped sometimes from the chafing of the hands,
-and let those blue fingers lie motionless in hers, and looked up at
-that wan face with an expression as if she wished that the eyes might
-never open again, but that death might at once restore what it had
-just taken. For some hours no change ensued, and then it was gradual;
-the hands were withdrawn from those that held them, and first laid,
-and then clenched together; deep sighs of returning breath and
-returning knowledge broke from her; the wrappers were thrown off,
-first feebly, and then restlessly. There were no dramatic startings,
-no abrupt questionings; but, as blood came back to the veins, anguish
-came back to the heart. All the signs of excessive mental oppression
-now began, a sad train as they are, one extreme leading to the other.
-Before, there had been the powerlessness of exertion, now, there was
-the powerlessness of control; before she had been benumbed by
-insensibility, now, she was impelled as if bereft of sense. Like one
-distracted with intense bodily pain, her whole frame seemed strained
-to endure. The gentlest of voices whispered comfort, she heard not;
-the kindest of arms supported her, she rested not. There was the
-unvarying moan, the weary pacing, the repetition of the same action,
-the measurement of the same distance, the body vibrating as a mere
-machine to the restless recurrence of the same thought.
-
-We have said that every outer sign of woe was there--all but that
-which great sorrows set flowing, but the greatest dry up--she shed no
-tears! Tears are things for which a preparation of the heart is
-needful; they are granted to anxiety for the future, or lament for the
-past. They flow with reminiscences of our own, or with the example of
-others; they are sent to separations we have long dreaded, and to
-disappointments we can not forget; they come when our hearts are
-softened, or when our hearts are wearied; but, in the first amazement
-of unlooked-for woe, they find no place: the cup that is suddenly
-whelmed over lets no drop of water escape.
-
-It was evident, however, through all the unruliness of such distress,
-that the sufferer was a creature of gentle and considerate nature; in
-the whirlpool which convulsed every faculty of her mind, the smooth
-surface of former habits was occasionally thrown up. Though the hand
-which sought to support her was cast aside with a restless, excited
-movement, it was sought the next instant with a momentary pressure of
-contrition. Though the head was turned away one instant from the
-whisper of consolation with a gesture of impatience, yet it was bowed
-the next as if in entreaty of forgiveness. Poor creature! what effort
-she could make to allay the storm which was rioting within her was
-evidently made for the sake of those around. With so much and so
-suddenly to bear, she still showed the habit of forbearance.
-
-Meanwhile night had far advanced; many had been the inquiries and
-expressions of sympathy made at Mrs. H----'s door; but now, one by
-one, the parties retired each to their rooms. Few, however, rested
-that night as usual; however differently the terrible picture might be
-carried on the mind during the hours of light, it forced itself with
-almost equal vividness upon all in those of darkness. The father
-struggling to reach the child, and then throwing up his arms in agony,
-and that fair little head borne about unresistingly by the waves
-before they covered it over--these were the figures which haunted many
-a pillow. Or, if the recollection of that scene was lulled for a
-while, it was recalled again by the weary sound of those footsteps
-which told of a mourner who rested not. Of course, among the number
-and medley of characters lying under that roof, there was the usual
-proportion of the selfish and the careless. None, however, slept that
-night without confessing, in word or thought, that life and death are
-in the hands of the Lord; and not all, it is to be hoped, forgot the
-lesson. One young man, in particular, possessed of fine intellectual
-powers, but which unfortunately had been developed among a people who,
-God help them! affect to believe only what they understand, was
-indebted to this day and night for a great change in his opinions. His
-heart was kind, though his understanding was perverted; and the
-thought of that young, lovely, and feeble woman, on whom a load of
-misery had fallen which would have crushed the strongest of his own
-sex, roused within him the strongest sense of the insufficiency of all
-human aid or human strength for beings who are framed to love and yet
-ordained to lose. He was oppressed with compassion, miserable with
-sympathy, he longed with all the generosity of a manly heart to do
-something, to suggest something, that should help her, or satisfy
-himself. But what were fortitude, philosophy, strength of mind?
-Mockeries, nay, more, imbecilities, which he dared not mention to her,
-nor so much as think of in the same thought with her woe. Either he
-must accuse the Power who had inflicted the wound, and so deep he had
-not sunk, or he must acknowledge His means of cure. Impelled,
-therefore, by a feeling equally beyond his doubting or his proving, he
-did that which for years German sophistry had taught him to forbear;
-he gave but little, but he felt that he gave his best--he _prayed_ for
-the suffering creature, and in the name of One who suffered for all,
-and from that hour God's grace forsook him not.
-
-But the most characteristic sympathizer on the occasion was Sir Thomas
-----, the fine old gentleman who had shouted so loudly from the
-balcony. He was at home in this valley, owned the whole range of hills
-on one side of the lake from their fertile bases to their bleak tops,
-took up his abode generally every summer in this hotel, and felt for
-the stricken woman as if she had been a guest of his own. Ever since
-the fatal accident he had gone about in a perfect fret of
-commiseration, inquiring every half-hour at her door how she was, or
-what she had taken. Severe bodily illness or intense mental distress
-had never fallen upon that bluff person and warm heart, and abstinence
-from food was in either case the proof of an extremity for which he
-had every compassion, but of which he had no knowledge. He prescribed,
-therefore, for the poor lady every thing that he would have relished
-himself, and nothing at that moment could have made him so happy as to
-have been allowed to send her up the choicest meal that the country
-could produce. Not that his benevolence was at all limited to such
-manifestations; if it did not deal in sentiment, it took the widest
-range of practice. His laborers were dispatched round the lake to
-watch for any traces of the late catastrophe; he himself kept up an
-hour later planning how he could best promote the comfort of her
-onward journey and of her present stay; and though the good old
-gentleman was now snoring loudly over the very apartment which
-contained the object of his sympathy, he would have laid down his life
-to save those that were gone, and half his fortune to solace her who
-was left.
-
-Some hours had elapsed, the footsteps had ceased, there was quiet, if
-not rest, in the chamber of mourning; and, shortly after sunrise, a
-side door in the hotel opened, and she who had been as a sister to the
-stranger, never seen before, came slowly forth. She was worn with
-watching, her heart was sick with the sight and sounds of such woe,
-and she sought the refreshment of the outer air and the privacy of the
-early day. It was a dawn promising a day as beautiful as the
-preceding; the sun was beaming mildly through an opening toward the
-east, wakening the tops of the nearest hills, while all the rest of
-the beautiful range lay huge and colorless, nodding, as it were, to
-their drowsy reflections beneath, and the lake itself looked as calm
-and peaceful as if the winds had never swept over its waters, nor
-those waters over all that a wife and mother had loved. Man is such a
-speck on this creation of which he is lord, that had every human being
-now sleeping on the green sides of the hills, been lying deep among
-their dark feet in the lake, it would not have shown a ripple the
-more. Miss Campbell, meanwhile, wandered slowly on, and though
-apparently unmindful of the beauty of the scene, she was evidently
-soothed by its influence. All that dreary night long had she cried
-unto God in ceaseless prayer, and felt that without His help in her
-heart, and His word on her lips, she had been but as a strengthless
-babe before the sight of that anguish. But here beneath His own
-heavens her communings were freer; her soul seemed not so much to need
-Him below, as to rise to Him above; and the solemn dejection upon a
-very careworn, but sweet face, became less painful, but perhaps more
-touching. In her wanderings she had now left the hotel to her left
-hand, the boatman's clay cottage was just above, and below a little
-rough pier of stones, to an iron ring in one of which the boat was
-usually attached. She had stood on that self-same spot the day before
-and watched Captain H---- and his little son as they walked down to
-the pier, summoned the boatman, and launched into the cool, smooth
-water. She now went down herself, and stood with a feeling of awe upon
-the same stones they had so lately left. The shores were loose and
-shingly, many footsteps were there, but one particularly riveted her
-gaze. It was tiny in shape and light in print, and a whole succession
-of them went off toward the side as if following a butterfly, or
-attracted by a bright stone. Alas! they we're the last prints of that
-little foot on the shores of this world! Miss Campbell had seen the
-first thunderbolt of misery burst upon his mother; she had borne the
-sight of her as she lay stunned, and as she rose frenzied, but that
-tiny footprint was worse than all, and she burst into a passionate fit
-of tears. She felt as if it were desecration to sweep them away, as if
-she could have shrined them round from the winds and waves, and
-thoughtless tread of others; but a thought came to check her. What did
-it matter how the trace of his little foot, or how the memory of his
-short life were obliterated from this earth? There was One above who
-had numbered every hair of his innocent head, and in His presence she
-humbly hoped both father and child were now rejoicing.
-
-She was just turning away when the sound of steps approached, and the
-boatman's wife came up. Her features were coarse and her frame was
-gaunt, as we have said, but she was no longer the termagant of the day
-before, nor was she ever so. But the lower classes, in the most
-civilized lands, are often, both in joy and grief, an enigma to those
-above them; if nature, rare alike in all ranks, speak not for them,
-they have no conventional imitation to put in her place. The feeling
-of intense suspense was new to her, and the violence she had assumed
-had been the awkwardness which, under many eyes, knew not otherwise
-how to express or, conceal; but she had sound Scotch sense, and a
-tender woman's heart, and spoke them both now truly, if not
-gracefully.
-
-"Ye'll be frae the hotel, yonder?" she said; "can ye tell me how the
-puir leddy has rested? I was up mysel' to the house, and they tell't
-me they could hear her greeting!"
-
-Miss Campbell told her in a few words what the reader knows, and asked
-for her husband.
-
-"Oh! he's weel eneugh in body, but sair disquieted in mind. No that
-he's unmindfu' of the mercy of the Lord to himsel', but he can no just
-keep the thocht away that it was he wha helped those poor creatures to
-their end." She then proceeded earnestly to exculpate her husband,
-assuring Miss Campbell that in spite of the heavy wind and the
-entangled rope, all might even yet have been well if the gentleman had
-kept his seat. "But I just tell him that there's Ane above, stronger
-than the wind, who sunk them in the lake, and could have raised them
-from it, but it was no His pleasure. The puir leddy would ha' been
-nane the happier if Andrew had been ta'en as well, and I and the
-bairns muckle the waur." Then observing where Miss Campbell stood, she
-continued, in a voice of much emotion, "Ah! I mind them weel as they
-came awa' down here; the bairnie was playing by as Andrew loosened the
-boat--the sweet bairnie! so happy and thochtless as he gaed in his
-beautiful claes--I see him noo!" and the poor woman wiped her eyes.
-"But there's something ye'll like to see. Jeanie! gang awa' up, and
-bring the little bonnet that hangs on the peg. Andrew went out again
-with the boat the night, and picked it up. But it will no be dry."
-
-The child returned with a sad token. It was the little fellow's cap; a
-smart, town-made article, with velvet band, and long silk tassel which
-had been his first vanity, and his mother had coaxed it smooth as she
-pulled the peak low down over his fair forehead, and then, fumbling
-his little fingers into his gloves, had given him a kiss which she
-little thought was to be the last!
-
-"I was coming awa' up wi' it mysel', but the leddy will no just bear
-to see it yet."
-
-"No, not yet," said Miss Campbell, "if ever. Let me take it. I shall
-remain with her till better friends come here, or she goes to them;"
-and giving the woman money, which she had difficulty in making her
-accept, she possessed herself of the cap, and turned away.
-
-She soon reached the hotel, it was just five o'clock, all blinds were
-down, and there was no sign of life; but one figure was pacing up and
-down, and seemed to be watching for her. It was Sir Thomas. His
-sympathy had broken his sleep in the morning, though it had not
-disturbed it at night. He began in his abrupt way:
-
-"Madam, I have been watching for you. I heard you leave the house.
-Madam, I feel almost ashamed to lift up my eyes to you; while we have
-all been wishing and talking, you alone have been acting. We are all
-obliged to you, madam; there is not a creature here with a heart in
-them to whom you have not given comfort!"
-
-Miss Campbell tried to escape from the honest overflowings of the old
-man's feelings.
-
-"You have only done what you liked: very true, madam. It is choking
-work having to pity without knowing how to help; but I would sooner
-give ten thousand pounds than see what you have seen. I would do any
-thing for the poor creature, any thing, but I could not look at her."
-He then told her that his men had been sent with the earliest dawn to
-different points of the lake, but as yet without finding any traces of
-the late fatal accident; and then his eyes fell upon the cap in Miss
-Campbell's hand, and he at once guessed the history. "Picked up last
-evening, you say--sad, sad--a dreadful thing!" and his eyes filling
-more than it was convenient to hold, he turned away, blew his nose,
-took a short turn, and coming back again, continued, "But tell me, how
-has she rested? what has she taken? You must not let her weep too
-much!"
-
-"Let her weep!" said Miss Campbell; "I wish I could bid her. She has
-not shed a tear yet, and mind and body alike want it. I left her
-lying back quiet in an arm-chair, but I fear this quiet is worse than
-what has gone before!"
-
-"God bless my heart!" said Sir Thomas, his eyes now running over
-without control. "God bless my heart! this is sad work. Not that I
-ever wished a woman to cry before in my life, if she could help it.
-Poor thing! poor thing! I'll send for a medical man: the nearest is
-fifteen miles off!"
-
-"I think it will be necessary. I am now going back to her room."
-
-"Well, ma'am, I won't detain you longer, but don't keep all the good
-to yourself. Let me know if there is any thing that I, or my men, or,"
-the old gentleman hesitated, "my money, madam, can do, only don't ask
-me to see her;" and so they each went their way--Sir Thomas to the
-stables to send off man and horse, and Miss Campbell to the chamber of
-mourning.
-
-She started as she entered; the blind was drawn up, and, leaning
-against the shutter, in apparent composure, stood Mrs. H----. That
-composure was dreadful; it was the calm of intense agitation, the
-silence of boiling heat, the immovability of an object in the most
-rapid motion. The light was full upon her, showing cheek and forehead
-flushed, and veins bursting on the small hands. Miss Campbell
-approached with trembling limbs.
-
-"Where is the servant?"--"I did not want her."
-
-"Will you not rest?"--"I _can not_!"
-
-Miss Campbell was weary and worn out; the picture before her was so
-terrible, she sunk on the nearest chair in an agony of tears.
-
-Without changing her position, Mrs. H---- turned her head, and said,
-gently, "Oh, do not cry so! it is I who ought to cry, but my heart is
-as dry as my eyes, and my head is so tight, and I can not think for
-its aching; I can not think, I can not understand, I can not remember,
-I don't even know your name, then why should this be true? It is I who
-am ill, they are well, but they never were so long from me before."
-Then coming forward, her face working, and her breath held tightly, as
-if a scream were pressing behind, "Tell me," she said, "tell me--my
-husband and child--" she tried hard to articulate, but the words were
-lost in a frightful contortion. Miss Campbell mastered herself, she
-saw the rack of mental torture was strained to the utmost. Neither
-could bear this much longer. She almost feared resistance, but she
-felt there was one way to which the sufferer would respond.
-
-"I am weary and tired," she said; "weary with staying up with you all
-night. If you will lie down, I will soon come and lie by your side."
-
-Poor Mrs. H---- said nothing, but let herself be laid upon the bed.
-
-Three mortal hours passed, she was burnt with a fever which only her
-own tears could quench; and those wide-open, dry eyes were fearful to
-see. A knock came to the door, "How is she now?" said Sir Thomas's
-voice, "The doctor is here: you look as if you wanted him yourself.
-I'll bring him up."
-
-The medical man entered. Such a case had not occurred in his small
-country practice before, but he was a sensible and a kind man, and no
-practice could have helped him here if he had not been. He heard the
-whole sad history, felt the throbbing pulse, saw the flush on the
-face, and wide-open eyes, which now seemed scarcely to notice any
-thing. He took Miss Campbell into another room, and said that the
-patient must be instantly roused, and then bled if necessary.
-
-"But the first you can undertake better than I, madam." He looked
-round. "Is there no little object which would recall?--nothing you
-could bring before her sight? You understand me?"
-
-Indeed, Miss Campbell did. She had not sat by that bed-side for the
-last three hours without feeling and fearing that this was necessary;
-but, at the same time, she would rather have cut off her own hand than
-undertaken it. She hesitated--but for a moment, and then whispered
-something to Sir Thomas.
-
-"God bless my heart!" said he: "who would have thought of it? Yes. I
-know it made me cry like a child."
-
-And then he repeated her proposition to the medical man, who gave
-immediate assent, and she left the room. In a few minutes she entered
-that of Mrs. H---- with the little boy's cap in her hand, placed it in
-a conspicuous position before the bed, and then seated herself with a
-quick, nervous motion by the bed-side. It was a horrid pause, like
-that which precedes a cruel operation, where you have taken upon
-yourself the second degree of suffering--that of witnessing it. The
-cap lay there on the small stone mantle-piece, with its long,
-drabbled, weeping tassel, like a funeral emblem. It was not many
-minutes before it caught those eyes for which it was intended. A
-suppressed exclamation broke from her; she flew from the bed, looked
-at Miss Campbell one instant in intense inquiry, and the next had the
-cap in her hands. The touch of that wet object seemed to dissolve the
-spell; her whole frame trembled with sudden relaxation. She sank,
-half-kneeling, on the floor, and tears spouted from her eyes. No
-blessed rain from heaven to famished earth was ever more welcome.
-Tears, did we say? Torrents! Those eyes, late so hot and dry, were as
-two arteries of the soul suddenly opened. What a misery that had been
-which had sealed them up! They streamed over her face, blinding her
-riveted gaze, falling on her hands, on the cap, on the floor.
-Meanwhile the much-to-be-pitied sharer of her sorrow knelt by her
-side, her whole frame scarcely less unnerved than that she sought to
-support, uttering broken ejaculations and prayers, and joining her
-tears to those which flowed so passionately. But she had a gentle and
-meek spirit to deal with. Mrs. H---- crossed her hands over the cap
-and bowed her head. Thus she continued a minute, and then turning,
-still on her knees, she laid her head on her companion's shoulder.
-
-"Help me up," she said, "for I am without strength." And all weak,
-trembling, and sobbing, she allowed herself to be undressed and put to
-bed.
-
-Miss Campbell lay down in the same room. She listened till the
-quivering, catching sobs had given place to deep-drawn sighs, and
-these again to disturbed breathings, and then both slept the sleep of
-utter exhaustion, and Miss Campbell, fortunately, knew not when the
-mourner awoke from it.
-
-Oh, the dreary first-fruits of excessive sorrow! The first days of a
-stricken heart, passed through, writhed through, ground through, we
-scarcely know or remember how, before the knowledge of the bereavement
-has become habitual--while it is still struggle and not endurance--the
-same ceaseless recoil from the same ever-recurring shock. It was a
-blessing that she was ill, very ill; the body shared something of the
-weight at first.
-
-Let no one, untried by such extremity, here lift the word or look of
-deprecation. Let there not be a thought of what she ought to have
-done, or what they would have done. God's love is great, and a
-Christian's faith is strong, but when have the first encounters
-between old joys and new sorrows been otherwise than fierce? From time
-to time a few intervals of heavenly composure, wonderful and gracious
-to the sufferer, may be permitted, and even the dim light of future
-peace discerned in the distance; but, in a moment, the gauntlet of
-defiance is thrown again--no matter what--an old look, an old word,
-which comes rushing unbidden over the soul, and dreadful feelings rise
-again only to spend themselves by their own violence. It always seems
-to us as if sorrow had a nature of its own, independent of that
-whereon it has fallen, and sometimes strangely at variance with
-it--scorching the gentle, melting the passionate, dignifying the weak,
-and prostrating the strong--and showing the real nature, habits, or
-principles of the mind, only in those defenses it raises up during the
-intervals of relief. With Mrs. H---- these defenses were reared on the
-only sure base, and though the storm would sweep down her bulwarks,
-and cover all over with the furious tide of grief, yet the foundation
-was left to cling to, and every renewal added somewhat to its
-strength.
-
-Three days were spent thus, but the fourth she was better, and on Miss
-Campbell's approaching her bed-side, she drew her to her, and, putting
-her arms round her neck, imprinted a calm and solemn kiss upon her
-cheek.
-
-"Oh! what can I ever do for you, dear friend and comforter? God, who
-has sent you to me in my utmost need, He alone can reward you. I don't
-even know your name; but that matters not, I know your heart. Now, you
-may tell me all--all; before, I felt as if I could neither know nor
-forget what had happened, before, it was as if God had withdrawn His
-countenance; but now He is gracious, He has heard your prayers."
-
-And then, with the avidity of fresh, hungry sorrow, she besought Miss
-Campbell to tell her all she knew; she besought and would not be
-denied, for sorrow has royal authority, its requests are commands. So,
-with the hand of each locked together, and the eyes of each averted,
-they sat questioning and answering in disjointed sentences till the
-whole sad tale was told. Then, anxious to turn a subject which could
-not be banished, Miss Campbell spoke of the many hearts that had bled,
-and the many prayers that had ascended for her, and told her of that
-kind old man who had thought, acted, and grieved for her like a
-father.
-
-"God bless him--God bless them all; but chiefly you, my sister. I want
-no other name."
-
-"Call me Catherine," said the faithful companion.
-
-Passionate bursts of grief would succeed such conversations;
-nevertheless, they were renewed again and again, for, like all
-sufferers from severe bereavements, her heart needed to create a world
-for itself, where its loved ones still were, as a defense against that
-outer one where they were not, and to which she was only slowly and
-painfully to be inured, if ever. In these times she would love to tell
-Catherine--what Catherine most loved to hear--how that her lost
-husband was both a believer and a doer of Christ's holy word, and that
-her lost child had learned at her knee what she herself had chiefly
-learned from his father. For she had been brought up in ignorance and
-indifference to religious truths, and the greatest happiness of her
-life had commenced that knowledge, which its greatest sorrow was now
-to complete.
-
-"I have been such a happy woman," she would say, "that I have pitied
-others less blessed, though I trust they have not envied me." And then
-would follow sigh on sigh and tear on tear, and again her soul writhed
-beneath the agony of that implacable mental spasm.
-
-Sometimes the mourner would appear to lose, instead of gaining ground,
-and would own with depression, and even with shame, her fear that she
-was becoming more and more the sport of ungovernable feeling. "My
-sorrow is sharp enough," she would say, "but it is a still sharper
-pang when I feel I am not doing my duty under it. It is not thus that
-_he_ would have had me act." And her kind companion, always at hand to
-give sympathy or comfort, would bid her not exact or expect any thing
-from herself, but to cast all upon God, reminding her in words of
-tenderness that her soul was as a sick child, and that strength would
-not be required until strength was vouchsafed. "Strength," said the
-mourner, "no more strength or health for me." And Miss Campbell would
-whisper that, though "weariness endureth for a night, joy comes in the
-morning." Or she would be silent, for she knew, as most women do,
-alike how to soothe and when to humor.
-
-It was a beautiful and a moving sight to see two beings thus riveted
-together in the exercise and receipt of the tenderest and most
-intimate feelings, who had never known of each other's existence
-till the moment that made the one dependent and the other
-indispensable. All the shades and grades of conventional and natural
-acquaintanceship, all the gradual insight into mutual character, and
-the gradual growth into mutual trust, which it is so sweet to look
-back upon from the high ground of friendship, were lost to them; but
-it mattered not, here they were together, the one admitted into the
-sanctuary of sorrow, the other sharing in the fullness of love, with
-no reminiscence in common but one, and that sufficient to bind them
-together for life.
-
-Meanwhile the friend without was also unremitting in his way. He
-crossed not her threshold in person, nor would have done so for the
-world, but his thoughts were always reaching Mrs. H---- in some kind
-form. Every delicate dainty that money could procure--beautiful fruits
-and flowers which had scarce entered this valley before--every thing
-that could tempt the languid appetite or divert the weary eye was in
-turn thought of, and each handed in with a kind, hearty inquiry, till
-the mourner listened with pleasure for the step and voice. Nor was
-Miss Campbell forgotten; all the brief snatches of air and exercise
-she enjoyed were in his company, and often did he insist on her coming
-out for a short walk or drive when the persuasions of Mrs. H---- had
-failed to induce her to leave a room where she was the only joy. But
-now a fresh object attracted Sir Thomas's activity, for after many
-days the earthly remains of one of the sufferers were thrown up. It
-was the body of the little boy. Sir Thomas directed all that was
-necessary to be done, and having informed Miss Campbell, the two
-friends, each strange to the other, and bound together by the interest
-in one equally strange to both, went out together up the hill above
-the hotel, and were gone longer than usual. The next day the
-intelligence was communicated to Mrs. H----, who received it calmly,
-but added, "I could have wished them both to have rested together; but
-God's will be done. I ought not to think of them as on earth."
-
-The grave of little Harry H---- was dug far from the burial-ground of
-his fathers, and strangers followed him to it; but though there were
-no familiar faces among those who stood round, there were no cold
-ones; and when Sir Thomas, as chief mourner, threw the earth upon the
-lowered coffin, warm tears fell upon it also. Miss Campbell had
-watched the procession from the window, and told how the good old man
-walked next behind the minister, the boatman and his wife following
-him, and how a long train succeeded, all pious and reverential in
-their bearing, with that air of manly decorum which the Scotch
-peasantry conspicuously show on such occasions. And she who lay on a
-bed of sorrow and weakness blessed them through her tears, and felt
-that her child's funeral was not lonely.
-
-From this time the mourner visibly mended. The funeral and the
-intelligence that preceded it had insensibly given her that change of
-the same theme, the want of which had been so much felt at first. She
-had now taken up her burden, and, for the dear sakes of those for whom
-she bore it, it became almost sweet to her. She was not worshiping her
-sorrow as an idol, but cherishing it as a friend. Meanwhile she had
-received many kind visits from the minister who had buried her child,
-and had listened to his exhortations with humility and gratitude; but
-his words were felt as admonitions, Catherine's as comfort. To her,
-now dearer and dearer, every day she would confess aloud the secret
-changes of her heart; how at one time the world looked all black and
-dreary before her, how at another she seemed already to live in a
-brighter one beyond; how one day life was a burden she knew not how to
-bear, and another how the bitterness of death seemed already past.
-Then with true Christian politeness she would lament over the
-selfishness of her grief, and ask where Miss Campbell had learned to
-know that feeling which she felt henceforth was to be the only solace
-of her life--viz., the deep, deep sympathy for others. And Catherine
-would tell her, with that care-worn look which confirmed all she said,
-how she had been sorely tried, not by the death of those she loved,
-but by what was worse--their sufferings and their sins. How she had
-been laden with those misfortunes which wound most and teach least,
-and which, although coming equally from the hand of God, torment you
-with the idea that, but for the wickedness or weakness of some human
-agent, they need never have been; till she had felt, wrongly no doubt,
-that she could have better borne those on which the stamp of the
-Divine Will was more legibly impressed. She told her how the sting of
-sorrow, like that of death, is sin; how comparatively light it was to
-see those you love dead, dying, crippled, maniacs, victims, in short,
-of any evil, rather than victims of evil itself. She spoke of a
-heart-broken sister and a hard-hearted brother; of a son--an only one,
-like him just buried--who had gone on from sin to sin, hardening his
-own heart, and wringing those of others, till none but a mother's love
-remained to him, and that he outraged. She told, in short, so much of
-the sad realities of life, in which, if there was not more woe, there
-was less comfort, that Mrs. H---- acknowledged in her heart that such
-griefs had indeed been unendurable, and returned with something like
-comfort to the undisturbed sanctity of her own.
-
-About this time a summons came which required Sir Thomas to quit the
-valley in which these scenes had been occurring. Mrs. H---- could have
-seen him, and almost longed to see him; but he shrunk from her,
-fearing no longer her sorrow so much as her gratitude.
-
-"Tell her I love her," he said, in his abrupt way, "and always shall;
-but I can't see her--at least, not yet." Then, explaining to Miss
-Campbell all the little arrangements for the continuation of the
-mourner's comfort, which his absence might interrupt, he authorized
-her to dispose of his servants, his horses, and every thing that
-belonged to him, and finally put into her hands a small packet,
-directed to Mrs. H----, with instructions when to give it. He had
-ascertained that Mrs. H---- was wealthy, and that her great
-afflictions entailed no minor privations. "But you, my dear, are poor;
-at least, I hope so, for I could not be happy unless I were of service
-to you. I am just as much obliged to you as Mrs. H---- is. Mind, you
-have promised to write to me and to apply to me without reserve. No
-kindness, no honor--nonsense. It is _I_ who honor _you_ above every
-creature I know, but I would not be a woman for the world; at least,
-the truth is, I _could_ not." And so he turned hastily away.
-
-And now the time approached when she, who had entered this valley a
-happy wife and mother, was to leave it widowed and childless, a
-sorrowing and heavy-hearted woman, but not an unhappy one. She had
-but few near relations, and those scattered in distant lands; but
-there were friends who would break the first desolation of her former
-home, and Catherine had promised to bear her company till she had
-committed her into their hands.
-
-It was a lovely evening, the one before their departure. Mrs. H----
-was clad for the first time in all that betokened her to be a mourner;
-but, as Catherine looked from the black habiliments to that pale face,
-she felt that there was the deepest mourning of all. Slowly the widow
-passed through that side-door we have mentioned, and stood once more
-under God's heaven. Neither had mentioned to the other the errand on
-which they were bound, but both felt that there was but one. Slowly
-and feebly she mounted the gentle slope, and often she stopped, for it
-was more than weakness or fatigue that made her breath fail. The way
-was beautiful, close to the rocky bed and leafy sides of that sweetest
-of all sweet things in the natural world, a Scotch burn. And now they
-turned, for the rich strip of grass, winding among bush and rock,
-which they had been following as a path, here spread itself out in a
-level shelf of turf, where the burn ran smoother, the bushes grew
-higher, and where the hill started upward again in bolder lines. Here
-there was a fresh-covered grave. The widow knelt by it, while
-Catherine stood back. Long was that head bowed, first in anguish, and
-then in submission, and then she turned her face toward the lake, on
-which she had not looked since that fatal day, and gazed steadily upon
-it. The child lay in his narrow bed at her feet, but the father had a
-wider one far beneath. Catherine now approached and was folded in a
-silent embrace; then she gave her that small packet which Sir Thomas
-had left, and begged her to open it on the spot. It was a legal deed,
-making over to Mary H----, in free gift, the ground on which she
-stood--a broad strip from the tip of the hill to the waters of the
-lake. The widow's tears rained fast upon it.
-
-"Both God and man are very good to me," she said; "I am lonely but not
-forsaken. But, Catherine, it is you to whom I must speak. I have tried
-to speak before, but never felt I could till now. Oh, Catherine! stay
-with me; let us never be parted. God gave you to me when He took all
-else beside; He has not done it for naught. I can bear to return to my
-lonely home if you will share it--I can bear to see this valley, this
-grave again, if you are with me. I am not afraid of tying your
-cheerfulness to my sorrow; I feel that I am under a calamity, but I
-feel also that I am under no curse--you will help to make it a
-blessing. Oh! complete your sacred work, give me years to requite to
-you your last few days to me. You have none who need you more--none
-who love you more. Oh! follow me; here, on my child's grave, I humbly
-entreat you, follow me."
-
-Catherine trembled; she stood silent a minute, and then, with a low,
-firm voice, replied, "Here, on your child's grave, I promise you. Your
-people shall be my people, and your God my God." She kept her promise
-and never repented it.
-
-
-
-
-LIFE OF BLAKE, THE GREAT ADMIRAL.
-
-
-Robert Blake was born at Bridgewater, in August, 1599. His father,
-Humphrey Blake, was a merchant trading with Spain--a man whose temper
-seems to have been too sanguine and adventurous for the ordinary
-action of trade, finally involving him in difficulties which clouded
-his latter days, and left his family in straitened circumstances: his
-name, however, was held in general respect; and we find that he lived
-in one of the best houses in Bridgewater, and twice filled the chair
-of its chief magistrate. The perils to which mercantile enterprise was
-then liable--the chance escapes and valorous deeds which the
-successful adventurer had to tell his friends and children on the dark
-winter nights--doubtless formed a part of the food on which the
-imagination of young Blake, "silent and thoughtful from his
-childhood," was fed in the "old house at home." At the Bridgewater
-grammar-school, Robert received his early education, making tolerable
-acquaintance with Latin and Greek, and acquiring a strong bias toward
-a literary life. This _penchant_ was confirmed by his subsequent
-career at Oxford, where he matriculated at sixteen, and where he
-strove hard, but fruitlessly, for scholarships and fellowships at
-different colleges. His failure to obtain a Merton fellowship has been
-attributed to a crotchet of the warden's, Sir Henry Savile, in favor
-of tall men: "The young Somersetshire student, thick-set,
-fair-complexioned, and only five feet six, fell below his standard of
-manly beauty;" and thus the Cavalier warden, in denying this aspirant
-the means of cultivating literature on a little university oatmeal,
-was turning back on the world one who was fated to become a republican
-power of the age. This shining light, instead of comfortably and
-obscurely merging in a petty constellation of Alma Mater, was to
-become a bright particular star, and dwell apart. The avowed
-liberalism of Robert may, however, have done more in reality to shock
-Sir Henry, than his inability to add a cubit to his stature. It is
-pleasant to know, that the "admiral and general at sea" never outgrew
-a tenderness for literature--his first-love, despite the rebuff of his
-advances. Even in the busiest turmoil of a life teeming with accidents
-by flood and field, he made it a point of pride not to forget his
-favorite classics. Nor was it till after nine years' experience of
-college-life, and when his father was no longer able to manage his
-_res angusta vitæ_, that Robert finally abandoned his long-cherished
-plans, and retired with a sigh and last adieu from the banks of the
-Isis.
-
-When he returned to Bridgewater, in time to close his father's eyes,
-and superintend the arrangements of the family, he was already
-remarkable for that "iron will, that grave demeanor, that free and
-dauntless spirit," which so distinguished his after-course. His tastes
-were simple, his manners somewhat bluntly austere; a refined dignity
-of countenance, and a picturesque vigor of conversation, invested him
-with a social interest, to which his indignant invectives against
-court corruptions gave distinctive character. To the Short Parliament
-he was sent as member for his native town; and in 1645, was returned
-by Taunton to the Long Parliament. At the dissolution of the former,
-which he regarded as a signal for action, he began to prepare arms
-against the king; his being one of the first troops in the field, and
-engaged in almost every action of importance in the western counties.
-His superiority to the men about him lay in the "marvelous fertility,
-energy, and comprehensiveness of his military genius." Prince Rupert
-alone, in the Royalist camp, could rival him as a "partisan soldier."
-His first distinguished exploit was his defense of Prior's Hill fort,
-at the siege of Bristol--which contrasts so remarkably with the
-pusillanimity of his chief, Colonel Fiennes. Next comes his yet more
-brilliant defense of Lyme--then a little fishing-town, with some 900
-inhabitants, of which the defenses were a dry ditch, a few
-hastily-formed earth-works, and three small batteries, but which the
-Cavalier host of Prince Maurice, trying storm, stratagem, blockade,
-day after day, and week after week, failed to reduce or dishearten.
-"At Oxford, where Charles then was, the affair was an inexplicable
-marvel and mystery: every hour the court expected to hear that the
-'little vile fishing-town,' as Clarendon contemptuously calls it, had
-fallen, and that Maurice had marched away to enterprises of greater
-moment; but every post brought word to the wondering council, that
-Colonel Blake still held out, and that his spirited defense was
-rousing and rallying the dispersed adherents of Parliament in those
-parts." After the siege was raised, the Royalists found that more men
-of gentle blood had fallen under Blake's fire at Lyme, than in all
-other sieges and skirmishes in the western counties since the opening
-of the war.
-
-The hero's fame had become a spell in the west: it was seen that he
-rivaled Rupert in rapid and brilliant execution, and excelled him in
-the caution and sagacity of his plans. He took Taunton--a place so
-important at that juncture, as standing on and controlling the great
-western highway--in July, 1644, within a week of Cromwell's defeat of
-Rupert at Marston Moor. All the vigor of the Royalists was
-brought to bear on the captured town; Blake's defense of which is
-justly characterized as abounding with deeds of individual
-heroism--exhibiting in its master-mind a rare combination of civil and
-military genius. The spectacle of an unwalled town, in an inland
-district, with no single advantage of site, surrounded by powerful
-castles and garrisons, and invested by an enemy brave, watchful,
-numerous, and well provided with artillery, successively resisting
-storm, strait, and blockade for several months, thus paralyzing the
-king's power, and affording Cromwell time to remodel the army,
-naturally arrested the attention of military writers at that time; and
-French authors of this class bestowed on Taunton the name of the
-modern Saguntum. The rage of the Royalists at this prolonged
-resistance was extreme. Reckoning from the date when Blake first
-seized the town, to that of Goring's final retreat, the defense
-lasted exactly a year, and under circumstances of almost overwhelming
-difficulty to the besieged party, who, in addition to the fatigue of
-nightly watches, and the destruction of daily conflicts, suffered from
-terrible scarcity of provisions. "Not a day passed without a fire;
-sometimes eight or ten houses were burning at the same moment; and in
-the midst of all the fear, horror, and confusion incident to such
-disasters, Blake and his little garrison had to meet the
-storming-parties of an enemy brave, exasperated, and ten times their
-own strength. But every inch of ground was gallantly defended. A broad
-belt of ruined cottages and gardens was gradually formed between the
-besiegers and the besieged; and on the heaps of broken walls and burnt
-rafters, the obstinate contest was renewed from day to day." At last
-relief arrived from London; and Goring, in savage dudgeon, beat a
-retreat, notwithstanding the wild oath he had registered, either to
-reduce that haughty town, or to lay his bones in its trenches.
-
-Blake was now the observed of all observers; but, unlike most of his
-compeers, he abstained from using his advantages for purposes of
-selfish or personal aggrandizement. He kept aloof from the "centre of
-intrigues," and remained at his post, "doing his duty humbly and
-faithfully at a distance from Westminster; while other men, with less
-than half his claims, were asking and obtaining the highest honors and
-rewards from a grateful and lavish country." Nor, indeed, did he at
-any time side with the ultras of his party, but loudly disapproved of
-the policy of the regicides. This, coupled with his influence, so
-greatly deserved and so deservedly great, made him an object of
-jealousy with Cromwell and his party; and it was owing, perhaps, to
-their anxiety to keep him removed from the home sphere of action, that
-he was now appointed to the chief naval command.
-
-Hitherto, and for years afterward, no state, ancient or modern, as
-Macaulay points out, had made a separation between the military and
-the naval service. Cimon and Lysander, Pompey and Agrippa, had fought
-by sea as well as by land: at Flodden, the right wing of the English
-was led by her admiral, and the French admiral led the Huguenots at
-Jarnac, &c. Accordingly, Blake was summoned from his pacific
-government at Taunton, to assume the post of "General and Admiral at
-Sea;" a title afterward changed to "General of the Fleet." Two others
-were associated with him in the command; but Blake seems at _least_ to
-have been recognized as _primus inter pares_. The navy system was in
-deplorable need of reform; and a reformer it found in Robert Blake,
-from the very day he became an admiral. His care for the well-being of
-his men made him an object of their almost adoring attachment. From
-first to last, he stood alone as England's model seaman. "Envy,
-hatred, and jealousy dogged the steps of every other officer in the
-fleet; but of him, both then and afterward, every man spoke well." The
-"tremendous powers" intrusted to him by the Council of State, he
-exercised with off-handed and masterly success--startling politicians
-and officials of the _ancien régime_, by his bold and open tactics,
-and his contempt for tortuous by-paths in diplomacy. His wondrous
-exploits were performed with extreme poverty of means. He was the
-first to repudiate and disprove the supposed fundamental maxim in
-marine warfare, that no ship could attack a castle, or other strong
-fortification, with any hope of success. The early part of his naval
-career was occupied in opposing and defeating the piratical
-performances of Prince Rupert, which then constituted the support of
-the exiled Stuarts. Blake's utmost vigilance and activity were
-required to put down this extraordinary system of freebooting; and by
-the time that he had successively overcome Rupert, and the minor but
-stubborn adventurers, Grenville and Carteret, he was in request to
-conduct the formidable war with Holland, and to cope with such
-veterans as Tromp, De Witt, De Ruyter, &c.
-
-On one occasion only did Blake suffer ever a defeat; and this one is
-easily explained by--first, Tromp's overwhelming superiority of force;
-secondly, the extreme deficiency of men in the English fleet; and,
-thirdly, the cowardice or disaffection of several of Blake's captains
-at a critical moment in the battle. Notwithstanding this disaster, not
-a whisper was heard against the admiral either in the Council of State
-or in the city; his offer to resign was flatteringly rejected; and he
-soon found, that the "misfortune which might have ruined another man,
-had given him strength and influence in the country." This disaster,
-in fact, gave him power to effect reforms in the service, and to root
-out abuses which had defied all his efforts in the day of his success.
-He followed it up by the great battle of Portland, and other
-triumphant engagements.
-
-Then came his sweeping _tours de force_ in the Mediterranean; in six
-months he established himself as a power in that great midland sea,
-from which his countrymen had been politically excluded since the age
-of the Crusades--teaching nations, to which England's very name was a
-strange sound, to respect its honors and its rights; chastising the
-pirates of Barbary with unprecedented severity; making Italy's petty
-princes feel the power of the northern Protestants; causing the pope
-himself to tremble on his seven hills; and startling the
-council-chambers of Venice and Constantinople with the distant echoes
-of our guns. And be it remembered, that England had then no Malta,
-Corfu, and Gibraltar as the bases of naval operations in the
-Mediterranean: on the contrary, Blake found that in almost every gulf
-and island of that sea--in Malta, Venice, Genoa, Leghorn, Algiers,
-Tunis, and Marseilles--there existed a rival and an enemy; nor were
-there more than three or four harbors in which he could obtain even
-bread for love or money.
-
-After this memorable cruise, he had to conduct the Spanish war--a
-business quite to his mind; for though his highest renown had been
-gained in his conflicts with the Dutch, he had secretly disliked such
-encounters between two Protestant states; whereas, in the
-case of Popish Spain, his soul leaped at the anticipation of
-battle--sympathizing as he did with the Puritan conviction, that Spain
-was the devil's stronghold in Europe. At this period, Blake was
-suffering from illness, and was sadly crippled in his naval
-equipments, having to complain constantly of the neglect at home to
-remedy the exigencies of the service. "Our ships," he writes,
-"extremely foul, winter drawing on, our victuals expiring, all stores
-failing, our men falling sick through the badness of drink, and eating
-their victuals boiled in salt water for two months' space" (1655). His
-own constitution was thoroughly undermined. For nearly a year, remarks
-his biographer, "he had never quitted the 'foul and defective'
-flag-ship. Want of exercise and sweet food, beer, wine, water, bread,
-and vegetables, had helped to develop scurvy and dropsy; and his
-sufferings from these diseases were now acute and continuous." But his
-services were indispensable, and Blake was not the man to shrink from
-dying in harness. His sun set gloriously at Santa Cruz--that
-miraculous and unparalleled action, as Clarendon calls it, which
-excited such grateful enthusiasm at home. At home! words of
-fascination to the maimed and enfeebled veteran, who now turned his
-thoughts so anxiously toward the green hills of his native land.
-Cromwell's letter of thanks, the plaudits of parliament, and the
-jeweled ring sent to him by his loving countrymen, reached him while
-homeward bound. But he was not again to tread the shores he had
-defended so well.
-
-As the ships rolled through the Bay of Biscay, his sickness increased,
-and affectionate adherents saw with dismay that he was drawing near to
-the gates of the grave. "Some gleams of the old spirit broke forth as
-they approached the latitude of England. He inquired often and
-anxiously if the white cliffs were yet in sight. He longed to behold
-once more the swelling downs, the free cities, the goodly churches of
-his native land.... At last, the Lizard was announced. Shortly
-afterward, the bold cliffs and bare hills of Cornwall loomed out
-grandly in the distance. But it was too late for the dying hero. He
-had sent for the captains and other great officers of his fleet, to
-bid them farewell; and while they were yet in his cabin, the
-undulating hills of Devonshire, glowing with the tints of early
-autumn, came full in view.... But the eyes which had so yearned to
-behold this scene once more were at that very instant closing in
-death. Foremost of the victorious squadron, the _St. George_ rode with
-its precious burden into the Sound; and just as it came into full view
-of the eager thousands crowding the beach, the pier-heads, the walls
-of the citadel, &c, ready to catch the first glimpse of the hero of
-Santa Cruz, and salute him with a true English welcome--he, in his
-silent cabin, in the midst of his lion-hearted comrades, now sobbing
-like little children, yielded up his soul to God."
-
-The corpse was embalmed, and conveyed to Greenwich, where it lay in
-state for some days. On the 4th of September, 1657, the Thames bore a
-solemn funeral procession, which moved slowly, amid salvos of
-artillery, to Westminster, where a new vault had been prepared in the
-noble abbey. The tears of a nation made it hallowed ground. A prince,
-of whom the epigram declares that, if he never said a foolish thing,
-he never did a wise one--saw fit to disturb the hero's grave, drag out
-the embalmed body, and cast it into a pit in the abbey-yard. One of
-Charles Stuart's most witless performances! For Blake is not to be
-confounded--though the Merry Monarch thought otherwise--with the
-Iretons and Bradshaws who were similarly exhumed. The admiral was a
-moderate in the closest, a patriot in the widest sense.
-
-In the chivalric disposition of the man, there was true affinity to
-the best qualities of the Cavalier, mingled sometimes with a certain
-grim humor, all his own. Many are the illustrations we might adduce of
-this high-minded and generous temperament. For instance: meeting a
-French frigate of forty guns in the Straits, and signaling for the
-captain to come on board his flag-ship, the latter, considering the
-visit one of friendship and ceremony, there being no _declared_ war
-between the two nations--though the French conduct at Toulon had
-determined England on measures of retaliation--readily complied with
-Blake's summons; but was astounded on entering the admiral's cabin, at
-being told he was a prisoner, and requested to give up his sword. No!
-was the surprised but resolute Frenchman's reply. Blake felt that an
-advantage had been gained by a misconception, and scorning to make a
-brave officer its victim, he told his guest he might go back to his
-ship, if he wished, and fight it out as long as he was able. The
-captain, we are told, thanked him for his handsome offer, and retired.
-After two hours' hard fighting, he struck his flag; like a true French
-knight, he made a low bow, kissed his sword affectionately, and
-delivered it to his conqueror. Again: when Blake captured the Dutch
-herring-fleet off Bochness, consisting of 600 boats, instead of
-destroying or appropriating them, he merely took a tithe of the whole
-freight, in merciful consideration toward the poor families whose
-entire capital and means of life it constituted. This "characteristic
-act of clemency" was censured by many as Quixotic, and worse. But
-"Blake took no trouble to justify his noble instincts against such
-critics. His was indeed a happy fate: the only fault ever advanced by
-friend or foe against his public life, was an excess of generosity
-toward his vanquished enemies!" His sense of the comic is amusingly
-evidenced by the story of his _ruse_ during a dearth in the same
-siege. Tradition reports, that only one animal, a hog, was left alive
-in the town, and that more than half starved. In the afternoon, Blake,
-feeling that in their depression a laugh would do the defenders as
-much good as a dinner, had the hog carried to all the posts and
-whipped, so that its screams, heard in many places, might make the
-enemy suppose that fresh supplies had somehow been obtained.
-
-The moral aspects of his character appear in this memoir in an
-admirable light. If he did not stand so high as some others in public
-notoriety, it was mainly because, to stand higher than he did, he must
-plant his feet on a _bad_ eminence. His patriotism was as pure as
-Cromwell's was selfish. Mr. Dixon, his biographer, alludes to the
-strong points of contrast, as well as of resemblance between the two
-men. Both, he says, were sincerely religious, undauntedly brave,
-fertile in expedients, irresistible in action. Born in the same year,
-they began and almost closed their lives at the same time. Both were
-country gentlemen of moderate fortune; both were of middle age when
-the revolution came. Without previous knowledge or professional
-training, both attained to the highest honors of their respective
-services. But there the parallel ends. Anxious only for the glory and
-interest of his country, Blake took little or no care of his personal
-aggrandizement. His contempt for money, his impatience with the mere
-vanities of power, were supreme. Bribery he abhorred in all its
-shapes. He was frank and open to a fault; his heart was ever in his
-hand, and his mind ever on his lips. His honesty, modesty, generosity,
-sincerity, and magnanimity were unimpeached. Cromwell's inferior moral
-qualities made him distrust the great seaman; yet, now and then, as in
-the case of the street tumult at Malaga, he was fain to express his
-admiration of Robert Blake. The latter was wholly unversed in the
-science of nepotism, and "happy family" compacts; for, although
-desirous of aiding his relatives, he was jealous of the least offense
-on their part, and never overlooked it. Several instances of this
-disposition are on record. When his brother Samuel, in rash zeal for
-the Commonwealth, ventured to exceed his duty, and was killed in a
-fray which ensued, Blake was terribly shocked, but only said: "Sam had
-no business there." Afterward, however, he shut himself up in his
-room, and bewailed his loss in the words of Scripture: "Died Abner as
-a fool dieth!" His brother Benjamin, again, to whom he was strongly
-attached, falling under suspicion of neglect of duty, was instantly
-broken, and sent on shore. "This rigid measure of justice against his
-own flesh and blood, silenced every complaint, and the service gained
-immeasurably in spirit, discipline, and confidence." Yet more touching
-was the great admiral's inexorable treatment of his favorite brother
-Humphrey, who, in a moment of extreme agitation, had failed in his
-duty. The captains went to Blake in a body, and argued that Humphrey's
-fault was a neglect rather than a breach of orders, and suggested his
-being sent away to England till it was forgotten. But Blake was
-outwardly unmoved, though inwardly his bowels did yearn over his
-brother, and sternly said: "If none of you will accuse him, I must be
-his accuser." Humphrey was dismissed from the service. It is affecting
-to know how painfully Blake missed his familiar presence during his
-sick and lonely passage homeward, when the hand of death was upon that
-noble heart. To Humphrey he bequeathed the greater part of the
-property which he left behind him. In the rare intervals of private
-life which he enjoyed on shore, Blake also compels our sincere regard.
-When released for awhile from political and professional duties, he
-loved to run down to Bridgewater for a few days or weeks, and, as his
-biographer says, with his chosen books, and one or two devout and
-abstemious friends, to indulge in all the luxuries of seclusion. "He
-was by nature self-absorbed and taciturn. His morning was usually
-occupied with a long walk, during which he appeared to his simple
-neighbors to be lost in profound thought, as if working out in his own
-mind the details of one of his great battles, or busy with some
-abstruse point of Puritan theology. If accompanied by one of his
-brothers, or by some other intimate friend, he was still for the most
-part silent. Always good-humored, and enjoying sarcasm when of a
-grave, high class, he yet never talked from the loquacious instinct,
-or encouraged others so to employ their time and talents in his
-presence. Even his lively and rattling brother Humphrey, his almost
-constant companion when on shore, caught, from long habit, the great
-man's contemplative and self-communing gait and manner; and when his
-friends rallied him on the subject in after-years, he used to say,
-that he had caught the trick of silence while walking by the admiral's
-side in his long morning musings on Knoll Hill. A plain dinner
-satisfied his wants. Religious conversation, reading, and the details
-of business, generally filled up the evening until supper-time; after
-family prayers--always pronounced by the general himself--he would
-invariably call for his cup of sack and a dry crust of bread, and
-while he drank two or three horns of Canary, would smile and chat in
-his own dry manner with his friends and domestics, asking minute
-questions about their neighbors and acquaintance; or when scholars or
-clergymen shared his simple repast, affecting a droll anxiety--rich
-and pleasant in the conqueror of Tromp--to prove, by the aptness and
-abundance of his quotations, that, in becoming an admiral, he had not
-forfeited his claim to be considered a good classic."
-
-The care and interest with which he looked to the well-being of his
-humblest followers, made him eminently popular in the fleet. He was
-always ready to hear complaints, and to rectify grievances. When
-wounded at the battle of Portland, and exhorted to go on shore for
-repose and proper medical treatment, he refused to seek for himself
-the relief which he had put in the way of his meanest comrade. Even at
-the early period of his cruise against the Cavalier corsairs of
-Kinsale, such was Blake's popularity, that numbers of men were
-continually joining him from the enemy's fleet, although he offered
-them less pay, and none of that license which they had enjoyed under
-Prince Rupert's flag. They gloried in following a leader _sans peur et
-sans reproche_--one with whose renown the whole country speedily
-rang--the renown of a man who had revived the traditional glories of
-the English navy, and proved that its meteor flag could "yet terrific
-burn."
-
-
-
-
-THE BRITISH MUSEUM AND ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS.
-
-BY FREDRIKA BREMER.
-
-
-London possesses two scenes of popular enjoyment on a great scale, in
-its British Museum and its Zoological Gardens. In the former, the
-glance is sent over the life of antiquity; in the latter, over that of
-the present time in the kingdom of nature; and in both may the
-Englishman enjoy a view of England's power and greatness, because it
-is the spirit of England which has compelled Egypt and Greece to
-remove hither their gods, their heroic statues: it is England whose
-courageous sons at this present moment force their way into the
-interior of Africa, that mysterious native land of miracles and of the
-Leviathan; it is an Englishman who held in his hand snow from the
-clefts of the remote Mountains of the Moon; it is England which has
-aroused that ancient Nineveh from her thousands of years of sleep in
-the desert; England, which has caused to arise from their graves, and
-to stand forth beneath the sky of England, those witnesses of the life
-and art of antiquity which are known under the name of the Nineveh
-Marbles, those magnificent but enigmatical figures which are called
-the Nineveh Bulls, in the immense wings of which one can not but
-admire the fine artistic skill of the workmanship, and from the
-beautiful human countenances of which glances Oriental despotism--with
-eyes such as those with which King Ahasuerus might have gazed on the
-beautiful Esther, when she sank fainting before the power of that
-glance. They have an extraordinary expression--these countenances of
-Nineveh, so magnificent, so strong, and at the same time, so joyous--a
-something about them so valiant and so joyously commanding! It was an
-expression which surprised me, and which I could not rightly
-comprehend. It would be necessary for me to see them yet again before
-I could fully satisfy myself whether this inexpressible, proudly
-joyous glance is one of wisdom or of stupidity! I could almost fancy
-it might be the latter, when I contemplate the expression of gentle
-majesty in the head of the Grecian Jupiter. Nevertheless, whether it
-be wisdom or stupidity--these representations of ancient Nineveh have
-a real grandeur and originality about them. Were they then
-representatives of life there? Was life there thus proud and joyous,
-thus unconscious of trouble, care, or death, thus valiant, and without
-all arrogance? Had it such eyes? Ah! and yet it has lain buried in the
-sand of the desert, lain forgotten there many thousand years. And now,
-when they once more look up with those large, magnificent eyes, they
-discover another world around them, another Nineveh which can not
-understand what they would say. Thus proudly might Nineveh have looked
-when the prophet uttered above her his "woe!" Such a glance does not
-accord with the life of earth.
-
-In comparison with these latest discovered but most ancient works of
-art, the Egyptian statues fall infinitely short, bearing evidence of a
-degraded, sensual humanity, and the same as regarded art. But neither
-of these, nor of the Elgin marbles, nor of many other treasures of art
-in the British Museum which testify at the same time to the greatness
-of foregone ages, and to the power of the English world-conquering
-intelligence, shall I say any thing, because time failed me rightly to
-observe them, and the Nineveh marbles almost bewitched me by their
-contemplation.
-
-It is to me difficult to imagine a greater pleasure than that of
-wandering through these halls, or than by a visit to the Zoological
-Garden which lies on one side of the Regent's Park. I would willingly
-reside near this park for a time, that I might again and again wander
-about in this world of animals from all zones, and listen to all that
-they have to relate, ice-bears and lions, turtles and eagles, the
-ourang-outang and the rhinoceros! The English Zoological Garden,
-although less fortunate in its locality than the _Jardin des Plantes_
-in Paris, is much richer as regards animals. That which at this time
-attracted hither most visitors was the new guest of the garden, a
-so-called river-horse or hippopotamus, lately brought hither from
-Upper Egypt, where it was taken when young. It was yet not full-grown,
-and had here its own keeper--an Arab--its own house, its own court,
-its own reservoir, to bathe and swim in! Thus it lived in a really
-princely hippopotamus fashion. I saw his highness ascend out of his
-bath in a particularly good-humor, and he looked to me like an
-enormous--pig, with an enormously broad snout. He was very fat,
-smooth, and gray, and awkward in his movements, like the elephant.
-Long-necked giraffes walked about, feeding from wooden racks in the
-court adjoining that of the hippopotamus, and glancing at us across
-it. One can scarcely imagine a greater contrast than in these animals.
-
-The eagles sate upon crags placed in a row beneath a lofty transparent
-arch of iron work, an arrangement which seemed to me excellent, and
-which I hope seemed so to them, in case they could forget that they
-were captives. Here they might breathe, here spread out their huge
-wings, see the free expanse of heaven, and the sun, and build
-habitations for themselves upon the rock. On the contrary, the lions,
-leopards, and such-like noble beasts of the desert, seemed to me
-particularly unhappy in their iron-grated stone vaults; and their
-perpetual, uneasy walking backward and forward in their cages--I could
-not see that without a feeling of distress. How beautiful they must be
-in the desert, or amid tropical woods, or in the wild caverns of the
-mountains, those grand, terrific beasts--how fearfully beautiful! One
-day I saw these animals during their feeding time. Two men went round
-with wooden vessels filled with pieces of raw meat; these were taken
-up with a large iron-pronged fork, and put, or rather flung, through
-the iron grating into the dens. It was terrible to see the savage joy,
-the fury, with which the food was received and swallowed down by the
-beasts. Three pieces of meat were thrown into one great vault which
-was at that time empty, a door was then drawn up at the back of the
-vault, and three huge yellow lions with shaggy manes rushed roaring
-in, and at one spring each possessed himself of his piece of flesh.
-One of the lions held his piece between his teeth for certainly a
-quarter of an hour, merely growling and gloating over it in savage
-joy, while his flashing eyes glared upon the spectators, and his tail
-was swung from side to side with an expression of defiance. It was a
-splendid, but a fearful sight. One of my friends was accustomed
-sometimes to visit these animals in company with his little girl, a
-beautiful child, with a complexion like milk and cherries. The sight
-of her invariably produced great excitement in the lions. They seemed
-evidently to show their love to her in a ravenous manner.
-
-The serpents were motionless in their glass house, and lay,
-half-asleep, curled around the trunks of trees. In the evening by
-lamp-light they become lively, and then, twisting about and flashing
-forth their snaky splendors, they present a fine spectacle. The
-snake-room, with its walls of glass, behind which the snakes live,
-reminded me of the old northern myth of Nastrond, the roof of which
-was woven of snakes' backs, the final home of the ungodly--an
-unpleasant, but vigorous picture. The most disagreeable and the
-ugliest of all the snakes, was that little snake which the beautiful
-Queen Cleopatra, herself false as a serpent, placed at her breast; a
-little gray, flat-headed snake which liked to bury itself in the sand.
-
-The monkey-family lead a sad life; stretch out their hands for nuts or
-for bread, with mournful human gestures; contentious, beaten,
-oppressed, thrust aside, frightening one another, the stronger the
-weaker--mournfully human also.
-
-Sad, also, was the sight of an ourang-outang, spite of all its queer
-grimaces, solitary in its house, for it evidently suffered ennui, was
-restless, and would go out. It embraced its keeper and kissed him with
-real human tenderness. The countenance, so human, yet without any
-human intelligence, made a painful impression upon me; so did the
-friendly tame creature here, longing for its fellows, and seeing
-around it only human beings. Thou poor animal! Fain would I have seen
-thee in the primeval woods of Africa, caressing thy wife in the clear
-moonlight of the tropical night, sporting with her among the branches
-of the trees, and sleeping upon them, rocked by the warm night wind.
-There thy ugliness would have had a sort of picturesque beauty. After
-the strange beast-man had climbed hither and thither along the iron
-railing, seizing the bars with his hands, and feet which resembled
-hands, and also with his teeth, he took a white woolen blanket,
-wrapped it around him in a very complicated manner, and ended by
-laying himself down as a human being might do, in his chilly, desolate
-room.
-
-After this, all the more charming was the spectacle presented by the
-water-fowl from every zone--Ducks, Swans, and Co., all quite at home
-here, swimming in the clear waters, among little green islands on
-which they had their little huts. It was most charmingly pretty and
-complete. And the mother-duck with her little, lively golden-yellow
-flock, swimming neck and heels after her, or seeking shelter under her
-wings, is at all times one of the most lovely scenes of natural
-life--resembling humanity in a beautiful manner.
-
-Even among the wild beasts I saw a beautiful human trait of maternal
-affection. A female leopard had in her cage two young cubs, lively and
-playful as puppies. When the man threw the flesh into her cage, she
-drew herself back and let the young ones first seize upon the piece.
-
-Crows from all parts of the world here live together in one
-neighborhood, and that the chattering and laughter was loud here did
-not surprise me, neither that the European crows so well maintained
-their place among their fellows. That which, however, astonished and
-delighted me was, the sweet flute-like melodious tones of the
-Australian crow. In the presence of this crow from Paradise--for
-originally it must have come therefrom--it seemed to me that all the
-other crows ought to have kept silence with their senseless
-chattering. But they were nothing but crows, and they liked better to
-hear themselves.
-
-Parrots from all lands lived and quarreled together in a large room,
-and they there made such a loud screaming, that in order to stand it
-out one must have been one of their own relations. Better be among the
-silent, dejected, stealthy, hissing, shining snakes, than in company
-with parrots! The former might kill the body, but the latter the soul.
-
-Twilight came on, and drove me out of the Zoological Garden each time
-I was there, and before I had seen all its treasures. Would that I
-might return there yet a third time and remain still longer!
-
-
-
-
-A TERRIBLY STRANGE BED.
-
-
-The most difficult likeness I ever had to take, not even excepting my
-first attempt in the art of Portrait-painting, was a likeness of a
-gentleman named Faulkner. As far as drawing and coloring went, I had
-no particular fault to find with my picture; it was the _expression_
-of the sitter which I had failed in rendering--a failure quite as much
-his fault as mine. Mr. Faulkner, like many other persons by whom I
-have been employed, took it into his head that he must assume an
-expression, because he was sitting for his likeness; and, in
-consequence, contrived to look as unlike himself as possible, while I
-was painting him. I had tried to divert his attention from his own
-face, by talking with him on all sorts of topics. We had both traveled
-a great deal, and felt interested alike in many subjects connected
-with our wanderings over the same countries. Occasionally, while we
-were discussing our traveling experiences, the unlucky set-look left
-his countenance, and I began to work to some purpose; but it was
-always disastrously sure to return again, before I had made any great
-progress--or, in other words, just at the very time when I was most
-anxious that it should not re-appear. The obstacle thus thrown in the
-way of the satisfactory completion of my portrait, was the more to be
-deplored, because Mr. Faulkner's natural expression was a very
-remarkable one. I am not an author, so I can not describe it. I
-ultimately succeeded in painting it, however; and this was the way in
-which I achieved my success:
-
-On the morning when my sitter was coming to me for the fourth time, I
-was looking at his portrait in no very agreeable mood--looking at it,
-in fact, with the disheartening conviction that the picture would be a
-perfect failure, unless the expression in the face represented were
-thoroughly altered and improved from nature. The only method of
-accomplishing this successfully, was to make Mr. Faulkner, somehow,
-insensibly forget that he was sitting for his picture. What topic
-could I lead him to talk on, which would entirely engross his
-attention while I was at work on his likeness?--I was still puzzling
-my brains to no purpose on this subject, when Mr. Faulkner entered my
-studio; and, shortly afterward, an accidental circumstance gained for
-me the very object which my own ingenuity had proved unequal to
-compass.
-
-While I was "setting" my pallet, my sitter amused himself by turning
-over some portfolios. He happened to select one for special notice,
-which contained several sketches that I had made in the streets of
-Paris. He turned over the first five views rapidly enough; but when he
-came to the sixth, I saw his face flush directly; and observed that he
-took the drawing out of the portfolio, carried it to the window, and
-remained silently absorbed in the contemplation of it for full five
-minutes. After that, he turned round to me; and asked, very anxiously,
-if I had any objection to part with that sketch.
-
-It was the least interesting drawing of the series--merely a view in
-one of the streets running by the backs of the houses in the Palais
-Royal. Some four or five of these houses were comprised in the view,
-which was of no particular use to me in any way; and which was too
-valueless, as a work of Art, for me to think of _selling_ it to my
-kind patron. I begged his acceptance of it, at once. He thanked me
-quite warmly; and then, seeing that I looked a little surprised at the
-odd selection he had made from my sketches, laughingly asked me if I
-could guess why he had been so anxious to become possessed of the view
-which I had given him?
-
-"Probably"--I answered--"there is some remarkable historical
-association connected with that street at the back of the Palais
-Royal, of which I am ignorant."
-
-"No"--said Mr. Faulkner--"at least, none that _I_ know of. The only
-association connected with the place in _my_ mind, is a purely
-personal association. Look at this house in your drawing--the house
-with the water-pipe running down it from top to bottom. I once passed
-a night there--a night I shall never forget to the day of my death. I
-have had some awkward traveling adventures in my time; but _that_
-adventure--! Well, well! suppose we begin the sitting. I make but a
-bad return for your kindness in giving me the sketch, by thus wasting
-your time in mere talk."
-
-He had not long occupied the sitter's chair (looking pale and
-thoughtful), when he returned--involuntarily, as it seemed--to the
-subject of the house in the back street. Without, I hope, showing any
-undue curiosity, I contrived to let him see that I felt a deep
-interest in every thing he now said. After two or three preliminary
-hesitations, he at last, to my great joy, fairly started on the
-narrative of his adventure. In the interest of his subject he soon
-completely forgot that he was sitting for his portrait--the very
-expression that I wanted, came over his face--my picture proceeded
-toward completion, in the right direction, and to the best purpose. At
-every fresh touch, I felt more and more certain that I was now getting
-the better of my grand difficulty; and I enjoyed the additional
-gratification of having my work lightened by the recital of a true
-story, which possessed, in my estimation, all the excitement of the
-most exciting romance.
-
-This, as nearly as I can recollect, is, word for word, how Mr.
-Faulkner told me the story:--
-
-Shortly before the period when gambling-houses were suppressed by the
-French Government, I happened to be staying at Paris with an English
-friend. We were both young men then, and lived, I am afraid, a very
-dissipated life, in the very dissipated city of our sojourn. One
-night, we were idling about the neighborhood of the Palais Royal,
-doubtful to what amusement we should next betake ourselves. My friend
-proposed a visit to Frascati's; but his suggestion was not to my
-taste. I knew Frascati's, as the French saying is, by heart; had lost
-and won plenty of five-franc pieces there, "merely for the fun of the
-thing," until it was "fun" no longer; and was thoroughly tired, in
-fact, of all the ghastly respectabilities of such a social anomaly as
-a respectable gambling-house. "For Heaven's sake"--said I to my
-friend--"let us go somewhere where we can see a little genuine,
-blackguard, poverty-stricken gaming, with no false gingerbread glitter
-thrown over it at all. Let us get away from fashionable Frascati's, to
-a house where they don't mind letting in a man with a ragged coat, or
-a man with no coat, ragged or otherwise."--"Very well," said my
-friend, "we needn't go out of the Palais Royal to find the sort of
-company you want. Here's the place, just before us; as blackguard a
-place, by all report, as you could possibly wish to see." In another
-minute we arrived at the door, and entered the house, the back of
-which you have drawn in your sketch.
-
-When we got up-stairs, and had left our hats and sticks with the
-doorkeeper, we were admitted into the chief gambling-room. We did not
-find many people assembled there. But, few as the men were who looked
-up at us on our entrance, they were all types--miserable types--of
-their respective classes. We had come to see blackguards; but these
-men were something worse. There is a comic side, more or less
-appreciable, in all blackguardism--here, there was nothing but
-tragedy; mute, weird tragedy. The quiet in the room was horrible. The
-thin, haggard, long-haired young man, whose sunken eyes fiercely
-watched the turning up of the cards, never spoke; the flabby,
-fat-faced, pimply player, who pricked his piece of pasteboard
-perseveringly, to register how often black won, and how often
-red--never spoke; the dirty, wrinkled old man, with the vulture eyes,
-and the darned great coat, who had lost his last _sous_, and still
-looked on desperately, after he could play no longer--never spoke.
-Even the voice of the croupier sounded as if it were strangely dulled
-and thickened in the atmosphere of the room. I had entered the place
-to laugh; I felt that if I stood quietly looking on much longer, I
-should be more likely to weep. So, to excite myself out of the
-depression of spirits which was fast stealing over me, I unfortunately
-went to the table, and began to play. Still more unfortunately, as the
-event will show, I won--won prodigiously; won incredibly; won at such
-a rate, that the regular players at the table crowded round me; and
-staring at my stakes with hungry, superstitious eyes, whispered to one
-another that the English stranger was going to break the bank.
-
-The game was _Rouge et Noir_. I had played at it in every city in
-Europe, without, however, the care or the wish to study the Theory of
-Chances--that philosopher's stone of all gamblers! And a gambler, in
-the strict sense of the word, I had never been. I was heart-whole from
-the corroding passion for play. My gaming was a mere idle amusement. I
-never resorted to it by necessity, because I never knew what it was to
-want money. I never practiced it so incessantly as to lose more than I
-could afford, or to gain more than I could coolly pocket, without
-being thrown off my balance by my good luck. In short, I had hitherto
-frequented gambling-tables--just as I frequented ball-rooms and
-opera-houses--because they amused me, and because I had nothing better
-to do with my leisure hours.
-
-But, on this occasion, it was very different--now, for the first time
-in my life, I felt what the passion for play really was. My success
-first bewildered, and then, in the most literal meaning of the word,
-intoxicated me. Incredible as it may appear, it is nevertheless true,
-that I only lost, when I attempted to estimate chances, and played
-according to previous calculation. If I left every thing to luck, and
-staked without any care or consideration, I was sure to win--to win in
-the face of every recognized probability in favor of the bank. At
-first, some of the men present ventured their money safely enough on
-my color; but I speedily increased my stakes to sums which they dared
-not risk. One after another they left off playing, and breathlessly
-looked on at my game. Still, time after time, I staked higher and
-higher; and still won. The excitement in the room rose to fever pitch.
-The silence was interrupted, by a deep, muttered chorus of oaths and
-exclamations in different languages, every time the gold was shoveled
-across to my side of the table--even the imperturbable croupier dashed
-his rake on the floor in a (French) fury of astonishment at my
-success. But one man present preserved his self-possession; and that
-man was my friend. He came to my side, and whispering in English,
-begged me to leave the place, satisfied with what I had already
-gained. I must do him the justice to say, that he repeated his
-warnings and entreaties several times; and only left me and went away,
-after I had rejected his advice (I was to all intents and purposes
-gambling-drunk) in terms which rendered it impossible for him to
-address me again that night.
-
-Shortly after he had gone, a hoarse voice behind me cried: "Permit me,
-my dear sir!--permit me to restore to their proper place two Napoleons
-which you have dropped. Wonderful luck, sir!--I pledge you my word of
-honor as an old soldier, in the course of my long experience in this
-sort of thing, I never saw such luck as yours!--never! Go on,
-sir--_Sacré mille bombes!_ Go on boldly, and break the bank!"
-
-I turned round and saw, nodding and smiling at me with inveterate
-civility, a tall man, dressed in a frogged and braided surtout. If I
-had been in my senses, I should have considered him, personally, as
-being rather a suspicious specimen of an old soldier. He had goggling,
-bloodshot eyes, mangy mustaches, and a broken nose. His voice betrayed
-a barrack-room intonation of the worst order, and he had the dirtiest
-pair of hands I ever saw--even in France. These little personal
-peculiarities exercised, however, no repelling influence on me. In the
-mad excitement, the reckless triumph of that moment, I was ready to
-"fraternize" with any body who encouraged me in my game. I accepted
-the old soldier's offered pinch of snuff; clapped him on the back, and
-swore he was the honestest fellow in the world; the most glorious
-relic of the Grand Army that I had ever met with. "Go on!" cried my
-military friend, snapping his fingers in ecstasy--"Go on, and win!
-Break the bank--_Mille tonnerres!_ my gallant English comrade, break
-the bank!"
-
-And I _did_ go on--went on at such a rate, that in another quarter of
-an hour the croupier called out: "Gentlemen! the bank has discontinued
-for to-night." All the notes, and all the gold in that "bank," now lay
-in a heap under my hands; the whole floating capital of the
-gambling-house was waiting to pour into my pockets!
-
-"Tie up the money in your pocket-handkerchief, my worthy sir," said
-the old soldier, as I wildly plunged my hands into my heap of gold.
-"Tie it up, as we used to tie up a bit of dinner in the Grand Army;
-your winnings are too heavy for any breeches pockets that ever were
-sewed. There! that's it!--shovel them in, notes and all! _Credié!_
-what luck!--Stop! another Napoleon on the floor! _Ah! sacré petit
-polisson de Napoleon!_ have I found thee at last? Now, then, sir--two
-tight double knots each way with your honorable permission, and the
-money's safe. Feel it! feel it, fortunate sir! hard and round as a
-cannon ball--_Ah, bah!_ if they had only fired such cannon balls at us
-at Austerlitz--_nom d'une pipe!_ if they only had! And now, as an
-ancient grenadier, as an ex-brave of the French army, what remains for
-me to do? I ask what? Simply this: to entreat my valued English friend
-to drink a bottle of champagne with me, and toast the goddess Fortune
-in foaming goblets before we part!"
-
-Excellent ex-brave! Convivial ancient grenadier! Champagne by all
-means! An English cheer for an old soldier! Hurrah! hurrah! Another
-English cheer for the goddess Fortune! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
-
-"Bravo! the Englishman; the amiable, gracious Englishman, in whose
-veins circulates the vivacious blood of France! Another glass? _Ah,
-bah!_--the bottle is empty! Never mind! _Vive le vin!_ I, the old
-soldier, order another bottle, and half a pound of _bon-bons_ with
-it!"
-
-No, no, ex-brave; never--ancient grenadier! _Your_ bottle last time;
-_my_ bottle this. Behold it! Toast away! The French Army!--the great
-Napoleon!--the present company! the croupier! the honest croupier's
-wife and daughters--if he has any! the Ladies generally! Every body in
-the world!
-
-By the time the second bottle of champagne was emptied, I felt as if I
-had been drinking liquid fire--my brain seemed all a flame. No excess
-in wine had ever had this effect on me before in my life. Was it the
-result of a stimulant acting upon my system when I was in a
-highly-excited state? Was my stomach in a particularly disordered
-condition? Or was the champagne particularly strong?
-
-"Ex-brave of the French Army!" cried I, in a mad state of
-exhilaration. "_I_ am on fire! how are _you_? You have set me on fire!
-Do you hear; my hero of Austerlitz? Let us have a third bottle of
-champagne to put the flame out!" The old soldier wagged his head,
-rolled his goggle-eyes, until I expected to see them slip out of their
-sockets; placed his dirty forefinger by the side of his broken nose;
-solemnly ejaculated "Coffee!" and immediately ran off into an inner
-room.
-
-The word pronounced by the eccentric veteran, seemed to have a magical
-effect on the rest of the company present. With one accord they all
-rose to depart. Probably they had expected to profit by my
-intoxication; but finding that my new friend was benevolently bent on
-preventing me from getting dead drunk, had now abandoned all hope of
-thriving pleasantly on my winnings. Whatever their motive might be, at
-any rate they went away in a body. When the old soldier returned, and
-sat down again opposite to me at the table, we had the room to
-ourselves. I could see the croupier, in a sort of vestibule which
-opened out of it, eating his supper in solitude. The silence was now
-deeper than ever.
-
-A sudden change, too, had come over the "ex-brave." He assumed a
-portentously solemn look; and when he spoke to me again, his speech
-was ornamented by no oaths, enforced by no finger-snapping, enlivened
-by no apostrophes, or exclamations.
-
-"Listen, my dear sir," said he, in mysteriously confidential
-tones--"listen to an old soldier's advice. I have been to the mistress
-of the house (a very charming woman, with a genius for cookery!) to
-impress on her the necessity of making us some particularly strong and
-good coffee. You must drink this coffee in order to get rid of your
-little amiable exaltation of spirits, before you think of going
-home--you _must_, my good and gracious friend! With all that money to
-take home to-night, it is a sacred duty to yourself to have your wits
-about you. You are known to be a winner to an enormous extent, by
-several gentlemen present to-night, who, in a certain point of view,
-are very worthy and excellent fellows; but they are mortal men, my
-dear sir, and they have their amiable weaknesses! Need I say more? Ah,
-no, no! you understand me! Now, this is what you must do--send for a
-cabriolet when you feel quite well again--draw up all the windows when
-you get into it--and tell the driver to take you home only through the
-large and well-lighted thoroughfares. Do this; and you and your money
-will be safe. Do this; and to-morrow you will thank an old soldier for
-giving you a word of honest advice."
-
-Just as the ex-brave ended his oration in very lachrymose tones, the
-coffee came in, ready poured out in two cups. My attentive friend
-handed me one of the cups, with a bow. I was parched with thirst, and
-drank it off at a draught. Almost instantly afterward, I was seized
-with a fit of giddiness, and felt more completely intoxicated than
-ever. The room whirled round and round furiously; the old soldier
-seemed to be regularly bobbing up and down before me, like the piston
-of a steam-engine. I was half-deafened by a violent singing in my
-ears; a feeling of utter bewilderment, helplessness, idiotcy, overcame
-me. I rose from my chair, holding on by the table to keep my balance;
-and stammered out, that I felt dreadfully unwell--so unwell, that I
-did not know how I was to get home.
-
-"My dear friend," answered the old soldier; and even his voice seemed
-to be bobbing up and down, as he spoke--"My dear friend, it would be
-madness to go home, in _your_ state. You would be sure to lose your
-money; you might be robbed and murdered with the greatest ease. _I_ am
-going to sleep here: do _you_ sleep here, too--they make up capital
-beds in this house--take one; sleep off the effects of the wine, and
-go home safely with your winnings, to-morrow--to-morrow, in broad
-daylight."
-
-I had no power of thinking, no feeling of any kind, but the feeling
-that I must lie down somewhere, immediately, and fall off into a cool,
-refreshing, comfortable sleep. So I agreed eagerly to the proposal
-about the bed, and took the offered arms of the old soldier and the
-croupier--the latter having been summoned to show the way. They led me
-along some passages and up a short flight of stairs into the bedroom
-which I was to occupy. The ex-brave shook me warmly by the hand;
-proposed that we should breakfast together the next morning; and then,
-followed by the croupier, left me for the night.
-
-I ran to the wash-hand stand; drank some of the water in my jug;
-poured the rest out, and plunged my face into it--then sat down in a
-chair, and tried to compose myself. I soon felt better. The change for
-my lungs, from the fetid atmosphere of the gambling-room to the cool
-air of the apartment I now occupied; the almost equally refreshing
-change for my eyes, from the glaring gas-lights of the "Salon" to the
-dim, quiet flicker of one bedroom candle; aided wonderfully the
-restorative effects of cold water. The giddiness left me, and I began
-to feel a little like a reasonable being again. My first thought was
-of the risk of sleeping all night in a gambling-house; my second, of
-the still greater risk of trying to get out after the house was
-closed, and of going home alone at night, through the streets of
-Paris, with a large sum of money about me. I had slept in worse places
-than this, in the course of my travels; so I determined to lock, bolt,
-and barricade my door.
-
-Accordingly, I secured myself against all intrusion; looked under the
-bed, and into the cupboard; tried the fastening of the window; and
-then, satisfied that I had taken every proper precaution, pulled off
-my upper clothing, put my light, which was a dim one, on the hearth
-among a feathery litter of wood ashes; and got into bed, with the
-handkerchief full of money under my pillow.
-
-I soon felt, not only that I could not go to sleep, but that I could
-not even close my eyes. I was wide awake, and in a high fever. Every
-nerve in my body trembled--every one of my senses seemed to be
-preternaturally sharpened. I tossed, and rolled, and tried every kind
-of position, and perseveringly sought out the cold corners of the bed,
-and all to no purpose. Now, I thrust my arms over the clothes; now, I
-poked them under the clothes; now, I violently shot my legs straight
-out, down to the bottom of the bed; now, I convulsively coiled them up
-as near my chin as they would go; now, I shook out my crumpled pillow,
-changed it to the cool side, patted it flat, and lay down quietly on
-my back; now, I fiercely doubled it in two, set it up on end, thrust
-it against the board of the bed, and tried a sitting posture. Every
-effort was in vain; I groaned with vexation, as I felt that I was in
-for a sleepless night.
-
-What could I do? I had no book to read. And yet, unless I found out
-some method of diverting my mind, I felt certain that I was in the
-condition to imagine all sorts of horrors; to rack my brains with
-forebodings of every possible and impossible danger; in short, to pass
-the night in suffering all conceivable varieties of nervous terror. I
-raised myself on my elbow, and looked about the room--which was
-brightened by a lovely moonlight pouring straight through the
-window--to see if it contained any pictures or ornaments, that I could
-at all clearly distinguish. While my eyes wandered from wall to wall,
-a remembrance of Le Maistre's delightful little book, "Voyage autour
-de ma Chambre," occurred to me. I resolved to imitate the French
-author, and find occupation and amusement enough to relieve the tedium
-of my wakefulness by making a mental inventory of every article of
-furniture I could see, and by following up to their sources the
-multitude of associations which even a chair, a table, or a wash-hand
-stand, may be made to call forth.
-
-In the nervous, unsettled state of my mind at that moment, I found it
-much easier to make my proposed inventory, than to make my proposed
-reflections, and soon gave up all hope of thinking in Le Maistre's
-fanciful track--or, indeed, thinking at all. I looked about the room
-at the different articles of furniture, and did nothing more. There
-was, first, the bed I was lying in--a four-post bed, of all things in
-the world to meet with in Paris!--yes, a thorough clumsy British
-four-poster, with the regular top lined with chintz--the regular
-fringed valance all round--the regular stifling, unwholesome curtains,
-which I remembered having mechanically drawn back against the posts,
-without particularly noticing the bed when I first got into the room.
-Then, there was the marble-topped wash-hand stand, from which the
-water I had spilt, in my hurry to pour it out, was still dripping,
-slowly and more slowly, on to the brick floor. Then, two small chairs,
-with my coat, waistcoat, and trowsers flung on them. Then, a large
-elbow chair covered with dirty-white dimity: with my cravat and
-shirt-collar thrown over the back. Then, a chest of drawers, with two
-of the brass handles off, and a tawdry, broken china inkstand placed
-on it by way of ornament for the top. Then, the dressing-table,
-adorned by a very small looking-glass, and a very large pincushion.
-Then, the window--an unusually large window. Then, a dark old picture,
-which the feeble candle dimly showed me. It was the picture of a
-fellow in a high Spanish hat, crowned with a plume of towering
-feathers. A swarthy sinister ruffian, looking upward; shading his eyes
-with his hand, and looking intently upward--it might be at some tall
-gallows at which he was going to be hanged. At any rate he had the
-appearance of thoroughly deserving it.
-
-This picture put a kind of constraint upon me to look upward, too--at
-the top of the bed. It was a gloomy and not an interesting object, and
-I looked back at the picture. I counted the feathers in the man's hat;
-they stood out in relief; three, white; two, green. I observed the
-crown of his hat, which was of a conical shape, according to the
-fashion supposed to have been favored by Guido Fawkes. I wondered what
-he was looking up at. It couldn't be at the stars; such a desperado
-was neither astrologer nor astronomer. It must be at the high
-gallows, and he was going to be hanged presently. Would the
-executioner come into possession of his conical crowned hat, and plume
-of feathers? I counted the feathers again; three, white; two, green.
-
-While I still lingered over this very improving and intellectual
-employment, my thoughts insensibly began to wander. The moonlight
-shining into the room reminded me of a certain moonlight night in
-England--the night after a pic-nic party in a Welsh valley. Every
-incident of the drive homeward through lovely scenery, which the
-moonlight made lovelier than ever, came back to my remembrance, though
-I had never given the pic-nic a thought for years; though, if I had
-_tried_ to recollect it, I could certainly have recalled little or
-nothing of that scene long past. Of all the wonderful faculties that
-help to tell us we are immortal, which speaks the sublime truth more
-eloquently than memory? Here was I, in a strange house of the most
-suspicious character, in a situation of uncertainty, and even of
-peril, which might seem to make the cool exercise of my recollection
-almost out of the question; nevertheless remembering, quite
-involuntarily, places, people, conversations, minute circumstances of
-every kind, which I had thought forgotten forever, which I could not
-possibly have recalled at will, even under the most favorable
-auspices. And what cause had produced in a moment the whole of this
-strange, complicated, mysterious effect? Nothing but some rays of
-moonlight shining in at my bedroom window.
-
-I was still thinking of the pic-nic; of our merriment on the drive
-home; of the sentimental young lady, who _would_ quote Childe Harold
-because it was moonlight. I was absorbed by these past scenes and past
-amusements, when, in an instant, the thread on which my memories hung,
-snapped asunder; my attention immediately came back to present things
-more vividly than ever, and I found myself, I neither knew why or
-wherefore, looking hard at the picture again.
-
-Looking for what? Good God, the man had pulled his hat down on his
-brows!--No! The hat itself was gone! Where was the conical crown?
-Where the feathers; three, white; two green? Not there! In place of
-the hat and feathers, what dusky object was it that now hid his
-forehead--his eyes--his shading hand? Was the bed moving?
-
-I turned on my back, and looked up. Was I mad? drunk? dreaming? giddy
-again? or, was the top of the bed really moving down--sinking slowly,
-regularly, silently, horribly, right down throughout the whole of its
-length and breadth--right down upon me, as I lay underneath?
-
-My blood seemed to stand still; a deadly paralyzing coldness stole all
-over me, as I turned my head round on the pillow, and determined to
-test whether the bed-top was really moving or not, by keeping my eye
-on the man in the picture. The next look in that direction was
-enough. The dull, black, frowsy outline of the valance above me was
-within an inch of being parallel with his waist. I still looked
-breathlessly. And steadily, and slowly--very slowly--I saw the figure,
-and the line of frame below the figure, vanish, as the valance moved
-down before it.
-
-I am, constitutionally, any thing but timid. I have been, on more than
-one occasion, in peril of my life, and have not lost my
-self-possession for an instant; but, when the conviction first settled
-on my mind that the bed-top was really moving, was steadily and
-continuously sinking down upon me, I looked up for one awful minute,
-or more, shuddering, helpless, panic-stricken, beneath the hideous
-machinery for murder, which was advancing closer and closer to
-suffocate me where I lay.
-
-Then the instinct of self-preservation came, and nerved me to save my
-life, while there was yet time. I got out of bed very quietly, and
-quickly dressed myself again in my upper clothing. The candle, fully
-spent, went out. I sat down in the arm-chair that stood near, and
-watched the bed-top slowly descending. I was literally spell-bound by
-it. If I had heard footsteps behind me, I could not have turned round;
-if a means of escape had been miraculously provided for me, I could
-not have moved to take advantage of it. The whole life in me, was, at
-that moment, concentrated in my eyes.
-
-It descended--the whole canopy, with the fringe round it, came
-down--down--close down; so close that there was not room now to
-squeeze my finger between the bed-top and the bed. I felt at the
-sides, and discovered that what had appeared to me, from beneath, to
-be the ordinary light canopy of a four-post bed was in reality a
-thick, broad mattress, the substance of which was concealed by the
-valance and its fringe. I looked up, and saw the four posts rising
-hideously bare. In the middle of the bed-top was a huge wooden screw
-that had evidently worked it down through a hole in the ceiling, just
-as ordinary presses are worked down on the substance selected for
-compression. The frightful apparatus moved without making the faintest
-noise. There had been no creaking as it came down; there was now not
-the faintest sound from the room above. Amid a dead and awful silence
-I beheld before me--in the nineteenth century, and in the civilized
-capital of France--such a machine for secret murder by suffocation, as
-might have existed in the worst days of the Inquisition, in the lonely
-Inns among the Hartz Mountains, in the mysterious tribunals of
-Westphalia! Still, as I looked on it, I could not move; I could hardly
-breathe; but I began to recover the power of thinking; and, in a
-moment, I discovered the murderous conspiracy framed against me, in
-all its horror.
-
-My cup of coffee had been drugged, and drugged too strongly. I had
-been saved from being smothered, by having taken an over-dose of some
-narcotic. How I had chafed and fretted at the fever fit which had
-preserved my life by keeping me awake! How recklessly I had confided
-myself to the two wretches who had led me into this room, determined,
-for the sake of my winnings, to kill me in my sleep, by the surest and
-most horrible contrivance for secretly accomplishing my destruction!
-How many men, winners like me, had slept, as I had proposed to sleep,
-in that bed; and never been seen or heard of more! I shuddered as I
-thought of it.
-
-But, erelong, all thought was again suspended by the sight of the
-murderous canopy moving once more. After it had remained on the
-bed--as nearly as I could guess--about ten minutes, it began to move
-up again. The villains, who worked it from above, evidently believed
-that their purpose was now accomplished. Slowly and silently, as it
-had descended, that horrible bed-top rose toward its former place.
-When it reached the upper extremities of the four posts, it reached
-the ceiling too. Neither hole nor screw could be seen--the bed became
-in appearance, an ordinary bed again, the canopy, an ordinary canopy,
-even to the most suspicious eyes.
-
-Now, for the first time, I was able to move, to rise from my chair, to
-consider of how I should escape. If I betrayed by the smallest noise,
-that the attempt to suffocate me had failed, I was certain to be
-murdered. Had I made any noise already? I listened intently, looking
-toward the door. No! no footsteps in the passage outside; no sound of
-a tread, light or heavy, in the room above--absolute silence every
-where. Besides locking and bolting my door, I had moved an old wooden
-chest against it, which I had found under the bed. To remove this
-chest (my blood ran cold, as I thought what its contents _might_ be!)
-without making some disturbance, was impossible; and, moreover, to
-think of escaping through the house, now barred-up for the night, was
-sheer insanity. Only one chance was left me--the window. I stole to it
-on tiptoe.
-
-My bedroom was on the first floor, above an _entresol_, and looked
-into the back street, which you had sketched in your view. I raised my
-hand to open the window, knowing that on that action hung, by the
-merest hair's-breadth, my chance of safety. They keep vigilant watch
-in a House of Murder--if any part of the frame cracked, if the hinge
-creaked, I was, perhaps, a lost man! It must have occupied me at least
-five minutes, reckoning by time--five _hours_, reckoning by
-suspense--to open that window. I succeeded in doing it silently, in
-doing it with all the dexterity of a house-breaker; and then looked
-down into the street. To leap the distance beneath me, would be almost
-certain destruction! Next, I looked round at the sides of the house.
-Down the left side, ran the thick water-pipe which you have drawn--it
-passed close by the outer edge of the window. The moment I saw the
-pipe, I knew I was saved; my breath came and went freely for the first
-time since I had seen the canopy of the bed moving down upon me!
-
-To some men the means of escape which I had discovered might have
-seemed difficult and dangerous enough--to _me_, the prospect of
-slipping down the pipe into the street did not suggest even a thought
-of peril. I had always been accustomed, by the practice of gymnastics,
-to keep up my schoolboy powers as a daring and expert climber; and
-knew that my head, hands, and feet would serve me faithfully in any
-hazards of ascent or descent. I had already got one leg over the
-window-sill, when I remembered the handkerchief, filled with money,
-under my pillow. I could well have afforded to leave it behind me; but
-I was revengefully determined that the miscreants of the
-gambling-house should miss their plunder as well as their victim. So I
-went back to the bed, and tied the heavy handkerchief at my back by my
-cravat. Just as I had made it tight, and fixed it in a comfortable
-place, I thought I heard a sound of breathing outside the door. The
-chill feeling of horror ran through me again as I listened. No! dead
-silence still in the passage--I had only heard the night air blowing
-softly into the room. The next moment I was on the window-sill--and
-the next, I had a firm grip on the water-pipe with my hands and knees.
-
-I slid down into the street easily and quietly, as I thought I should,
-and immediately set off, at the top of my speed, to a branch
-"Prefecture" of Police, which I knew was situated in the immediate
-neighborhood. A "Sub-Prefect" and several picked men among his
-subordinates, happened to be up, maturing, I believe, some scheme for
-discovering the perpetrator of a mysterious murder, which all Paris
-was talking of just then. When I began my story, in a breathless hurry
-and in very bad French, I could see that the Sub-Prefect suspected me
-of being a drunken Englishman, who had robbed somebody, but he soon
-altered his opinion, as I went on; and before I had any thing like
-concluded, he shoved all the papers before him into a drawer, put on
-his hat, supplied me with another (for I was bare-headed), ordered a
-file of soldiers, desired his expert followers to get ready all sorts
-of tools for breaking open doors and ripping up brick-flooring, and
-took my arm, in the most friendly and familiar manner possible, to
-lead me with him out of the house. I will venture to say, that when
-the Sub-Prefect was a little boy, and was taken for the first time to
-the Play, he was not half as much pleased as he was now at the job in
-prospect for him at the "Gambling-House!"
-
-Away we went through the streets, the Sub-Prefect cross-examining and
-congratulating me in the same breath, as we marched at the head of our
-formidable _posse comitatus_. Sentinels were placed at the back and
-front of the gambling-house the moment we got to it; a tremendous
-battery of knocks were directed against the door; a light appeared at
-a window; I waited to conceal myself behind the police--then came more
-knocks, and a cry of "Open in the name of the law!" At that terrible
-summons, bolts and locks gave way before an invisible hand, and the
-moment after, the Sub-Prefect was in the passage, confronting a
-waiter, half-dressed and ghastly pale. This was the short dialogue
-which immediately took place:
-
-"We want to see the Englishman who is sleeping in this house?"
-
-"He went away hours ago."
-
-"He did no such thing. His friend went away; _he_ remained. Show us to
-his bedroom!"
-
-"I swear to you, Monsieur le Sous-Préfet, he is not here! he--"
-
-"I swear to you, Monsieur le Garçon, he is. He slept here--he didn't
-find your bed comfortable--he came to us to complain of it--here he
-is, among my men--and here am I, ready to look for a flea or two in
-his bedstead. Picard! (calling to one of the subordinates, and
-pointing to the waiter) collar that man, and tie his hands behind him.
-Now, then, gentlemen, let us walk up-stairs!"
-
-Every man and woman in the house was secured--the "Old Soldier," the
-first. Then I identified the bed in which I had slept; and then we
-went into the room above. No object that was at all extraordinary
-appeared in any part of it. The Sub-Prefect looked round the place,
-commanded every body to be silent, stamped twice on the floor, called
-for a candle, looked attentively at the spot he had stamped on, and
-ordered the flooring there to be carefully taken up. This was done in
-no time. Lights were produced, and we saw a deep raftered cavity
-between the floor of this room and the ceiling of the room beneath.
-Through this cavity there ran perpendicularly a sort of case of iron,
-thickly greased; and inside the case appeared the screw, which
-communicated with the bed-top below. Extra lengths of screw, freshly
-oiled--levers covered with felt--all the complete upper works of a
-heavy press, constructed with infernal ingenuity so as to join the
-fixtures below--and, when taken to pieces again, to go into the
-smallest possible compass, were next discovered, and pulled out on the
-floor. After some little difficulty, the Sub-Prefect succeeded in
-putting the machinery together, and, leaving his men to work it,
-descended with me to the bedroom. The smothering canopy was then
-lowered, but not so noiselessly as I had seen it lowered. When I
-mentioned this to the Sub-Prefect, his answer, simple as it was, had a
-terrible significance. "My men," said he, "are working down the
-bed-top for the first time--the men whose money you won, were in
-better practice."
-
-We left the house in the sole possession of two police agents--every
-one of the inmates being removed to prison on the spot, The
-Sub-Prefect, after taking down my "_procès-verbal_" in his office,
-returned with me to my hotel to get my passport. "Do you think," I
-asked, as I gave it to him, "that any men have really been smothered
-in that bed, as they tried to smother _me_?"
-
-"I have seen dozens of drowned men laid out at the Morgue," answered
-the Sub-Prefect, "in whose pocket-books were found letters, stating
-that they had committed suicide in the Seine, because they had lost
-every thing at the gaming-table. Do I know how many of those men
-entered the same gambling-house that _you_ entered? won as _you_ won?
-took that bed as _you_ took it? slept in it? were smothered in it? and
-were privately thrown into the river, with a letter of explanation
-written by the murderers and placed in their pocket-books? No man can
-say how many, or how few, have suffered the fate from which you have
-escaped. The people of the gambling-house kept their bedstead
-machinery a secret from _us_--even from the police! The dead kept the
-rest of the secret for them. Good-night, or rather good-morning,
-Monsieur Faulkner! Be at my office again at nine o'clock--in the mean
-time, _au revoir_!"
-
-The rest of my story is soon told. I was examined, and re-examined;
-the gambling-house was strictly searched all through, from top to
-bottom; the prisoners were separately interrogated; and two of the
-less guilty among them made a confession. _I_ discovered that the Old
-Soldier was the master of the gambling-house--_justice_ discovered
-that he had been drummed out of the army, as a vagabond, years ago;
-that he had been guilty of all sorts of villainies since; that he was
-in possession of stolen property, which the owners identified; and
-that he, the croupier, another accomplice, and the woman who had made
-my cup of coffee, were all in the secret of the bedstead. There
-appeared some reason to doubt whether the inferior persons attached to
-the house knew any thing of the suffocating machinery; and they
-received the benefit of that doubt, by being treated simply as thieves
-and vagabonds. As for the Old Soldier and his two head-myrmidons, they
-went to the galleys; the woman who had drugged my coffee was
-imprisoned for I forget how many years; the regular attendants at the
-gambling-house were considered "suspicious," and placed under
-"surveillance"; and I became, for one whole week (which is a long
-time), the head "lion" in Parisian society. My adventure was
-dramatized by three illustrious playmakers, but never saw theatrical
-daylight; for the censorship forbade the introduction on the stage of
-a correct copy of the gambling-house bedstead.
-
-Two good results were produced by my adventure, which any censorship
-must have approved. In the first place, it helped to justify the
-government in forthwith carrying out their determination to put down
-all gambling-houses; in the second place, it cured me of ever again
-trying "Rouge et Noir" as an amusement. The sight of a green cloth,
-with packs of cards and heaps of money on it, will henceforth be
-forever associated in my mind with the sight of a bed-canopy
-descending to suffocate me, in the silence and darkness of the night.
-
-Just as Mr. Faulkner pronounced the last words, he started in his
-chair, and assumed a stiff, dignified position, in a great hurry.
-"Bless my soul!" cried he--with a comic look of astonishment and
-vexation--"while I have been telling you what is the real secret of my
-interest in the sketch you have so kindly given to me, I have
-altogether forgotten that I came here to sit for my portrait. For the
-last hour, or more, I must have been the worst model you ever had to
-paint from!"
-
-"On the contrary, you have been the best," said I. "I have been
-painting from your expression; and, while telling your story, you have
-unconsciously shown me the natural expression I wanted."
-
-
-
-
-WHAT THE SUNBEAM DOES.
-
-
-Heat, or the caloric portion of the sunbeam, is the great cause of
-life and motion in this our world. As it were with a magical energy,
-it causes the winds to blow and the waters to flow, vivifies and
-animates all nature, and then bathes it in refreshing dew. The
-intensity of the heat which we receive depends on the distance of the
-earth from the sun, its great source, and still more on the relative
-position of the two orbs; since in winter we are nearer the sun than
-we are in summer, yet, in consequence of the position of the earth at
-that season, the sun's rays fall obliquely on its northern hemisphere,
-rendering it far colder than at any other period of the year.
-
-A great portion of the heat-rays which are emitted by the sun are
-absorbed in their passage through the atmosphere which surrounds our
-globe. It is calculated that about one-third of the heat-rays which
-fall on it never reach the earth, which fact adds another to the many
-beneficent purposes fulfilled by our gaseous envelope, screening us
-from the otherwise scorching heat. It is curious to trace the varied
-fates of the calorific rays which strike on the surface of the earth.
-Some at once on falling are reflected, and, passing back through the
-atmosphere, are lost amid the immensity of space; others are absorbed
-or imbibed by different bodies, and, after a time, are radiated from
-them; but the greater part of the beams which reach the earth during
-the summer are absorbed by it, and conveyed downward to a considerable
-distance, by conduction from particle to particle. Heat also spreads
-laterally from the regions of the equator toward the poles, thereby
-moderating the intense cold of the arctic and antarctic circles, and
-in winter, when the forest-trees are covered with snow, their
-deeply-penetrating roots are warmed by the heat, which, as in a vast
-store-house, has been laid up in the earth, to preserve life during
-the dreary winter. The rays which fall on the tropical seas descend to
-the depth of about three hundred feet. The sun's attraction for the
-earth, being also stronger at that quarter of the world, the heated
-waters are drawn upward, the colder waters from the poles rush in, and
-thus a great heated current is produced, flowing from the equator
-northward and southward, which tends to equalize the temperature of
-the earth. The sailor also knows how to avail himself of this
-phenomenon. When out at sea, despite his most skillful steering, he is
-in constant danger of shipwreck, if he fails to estimate truly the
-force and direction of those currents which are dragging him
-insensibly out of the true course. His compass does not help him here,
-neither does any log yet known give a perfectly authentic result. But
-he knows that this great gulf-stream has a stated path and time, and,
-by testing from hour to hour the temperature of the water through
-which he is proceeding, he knows at what point he is meeting this
-current, and reckons accordingly.
-
-We have already said that heat was the producer of the winds, which
-are so essential to the preservation of the purity of the atmosphere.
-In order to understand their action, we shall consider the stupendous
-phenomenon of the trade-winds, which is similar to that of the current
-we have described. The rays of the sun falling vertically on the
-regions between the tropics, the air there becomes much heated. It is
-the property of air to expand when heated, and, when expanded, it is
-necessarily lighter than the cooler air around it. Consequently it
-rises. As it rises, the cooler air at once takes its place. Rushing
-from the temperate and polar regions to supply the want, the warm air
-which has risen flows toward the poles, and descends there, loses its
-heat, and again travels to the tropics. Thus a grand circulation is
-continually maintained in the atmosphere. These aerial currents, being
-affected by the revolution of the earth, do not move due north and
-south, as they otherwise would. Hence, while they equalize the
-temperature of the atmosphere, they also preserve its purity; for the
-pure oxygen evolved by the luxuriant vegetation of the equatorial
-regions is wafted by the winds to support life in the teeming
-population of the temperate zones, while the air from the poles bears
-carbonic acid gas on its wings to furnish food for the rich and
-gorgeous plants of the tropics. Thus the splendid water-lily of the
-Amazon, the stately palm-tree of Africa, and the great banyan of
-India, depend for nourishment on the breath of men and animals in
-lands thousands of miles distant from them, and, in return, they
-supply their benefactors with vivifying oxygen.
-
-Little less important, and still more beautiful, is the phenomenon of
-dew, which is produced by the power of radiating heat, possessed in
-different degrees by all bodies. The powers both of absorbing and of
-radiating heat, in great measure, depend on the color of bodies--the
-darker the color, the greater the power; so that each lovely flower
-bears within its petals a delicate thermometer, which determines the
-amount of heat each shall receive, and which is always the amount
-essential to their well-being. The queenly rose, the brilliant
-carnation, the fair lily, and the many-colored anemone, all basking in
-the same bright sunshine, enjoy different degrees of warmth, and when
-night descends, and the heat absorbed by day is radiated back, and
-bodies become cooler than the surrounding air, the vapor contained in
-the atmosphere is deposited in the form of dew. Those bodies which
-radiate most quickly receive the most copious supply of the refreshing
-fluid. This radiating power depends on the condition of the surface,
-as well as upon color, so that we may often see the grass garden
-bathed in dew, while the gravel walks which run through it are
-perfectly dry, and, again, the smooth, shining, juicy leaves of the
-laurel are quite dry, while the rose-tree beneath it is saturated with
-moisture.
-
-The great effect produced on the vegetable kingdom by the heat-rays
-may be judged of from the fact, that almost all the plants which
-exhibit the remarkable phenomena of irritability, almost approaching
-to animal life, are confined to those regions where the heat is
-extreme. On the banks of the Indian rivers grows a plant in almost
-constant motion. In the hottest of the conservatories at Kew is a
-curious plant, whose leaflets rise by a succession of little starts.
-The same house contains Venus's fly-trap. Light seems to have no
-effect in quickening their movements; but the effect of increased heat
-is at once seen. They exhibit their remarkable powers most during the
-still hot nights of an Indian summer.
-
-Heat is of essential importance in the production and ripening of
-fruit. Many trees will not bear fruit in our cold climate, which are
-most productive in the sunny south. Animal as well as vegetable life
-is in great measure dependent on heat. Look at the insect tribes. The
-greater number of them pass their winter in the pupa state. Hidden in
-some sheltered nook, or buried in the earth, they sleep on, until the
-warmth of returning spring awakens them to life and happiness; and if,
-by artificial means, the cold be prolonged, they still sleep on,
-whereas, if they he exposed to artificial heat, their change is
-hastened, and butterflies may be seen sporting about the flowers of a
-hothouse, when their less favored relatives are still wrapped in the
-deepest slumber. To judge of the influence of heat on the animal and
-vegetable economy, we need but contrast summer and winter--the one
-radiant and vocal with life and beauty, the other dark, dreary, and
-silent.
-
-The third constituent of the sunbeam is actinism--its property being
-to produce chemical effects. So long ago as 1556, it was noticed by
-those strange seekers after impossibilities, the alchemists, that horn
-silver, exposed to the sunbeam, was blackened by it. This phenomenon
-contained the germ of those most interesting discoveries which have
-distinguished the present age; but, in their ardent search for the
-philosopher's stone and the elixir of life, they overlooked many an
-effect of their labors which might have led them to important truths.
-
-As yet, the effects of actinism have been more studied in the
-inanimate than the organic creation. Still, in the vegetable kingdom,
-its power is known to be of the utmost importance. A seed exposed to
-the entire sunbeam will not germinate; but bury it in the earth, at a
-depth sufficient to exclude the light, yet enough to admit actinism,
-which, like heat, penetrates the earth to some distance, and soon a
-chemical change will take place; the starch contained in the seed is
-converted into gum and water, forming the nutriment of the young
-plant; the tiny root plunges downward, the slender stem rises to the
-light, the first leaves, or cotyledons, then unfold, and now fully
-expand to the light, and a series of chemical changes of a totally
-different nature commence, which we have before noticed, when speaking
-of light. Experiments clearly prove that this change is to be
-attributed to actinism, and not to heat. Glass has been interposed of
-a dark blue color, which is transparent to actinism, though opaque to
-light and heat, and germination has been thereby quickened. Gardeners
-have long known this fact practically, and are accustomed to raise
-their cuttings under blue shades. There is no doubt that actinism
-exercises a powerful and beneficent influence on plants during their
-whole existence, but science has yet to demonstrate its nature; and it
-is curious to observe that the actinic element is most abundant in the
-sunbeam in the spring, when its presence is most essential in
-promoting germination--in summer the luminous rays are in excess, when
-they are most needed for the formation of woody fibre--and in autumn
-the heat-rays prevail, and ripen the golden grain and the delicious
-fruit; in each day the proportions of the different rays vary--in the
-morning the actinic principle abounds most, at noon the light, and at
-eventide the heat.
-
-The influence of actinism on the animal world is not well known; but
-it is probable that many of the effects hitherto referred to light are
-in reality due to actinism. It has the strange power of darkening the
-human skin, causing the deep color of those tribes who inhabit the
-sunniest regions of the earth; and even in our own country, in summer,
-that darkening of the skin called sun-burning. Doubtless, more careful
-investigation will discover this principle to be equally important to
-the life and health of animals as either of its closely allied powers
-of light and heat.
-
-Our knowledge of actinic influence on inanimate nature is not so
-scanty, for it is now a well established fact, that the sunbeam can
-not fall on any body, whether simple or compound, without producing on
-its surface a chemical and molecular change. The immovable rocks which
-bound our shores, the mountain which rears its lofty head above the
-clouds, the magnificent cathedral, the very triumph of art, and the
-beautiful statue in bronze or marble, are all acted on destructively
-by the sunbeam, and would soon perish beneath its irresistible energy,
-but for the beautiful provision made for their restoration during the
-darkness of night--the repose of darkness being no less essential to
-inorganic, than it is to animated nature. During its silent hours, the
-chemical and molecular changes are all undone, and the destruction of
-the day repaired, we know not how.
-
-The art of painting by the sunbeam has been rather unfortunately
-called photography, which means light-painting, for the process is not
-due to light, but is rather interfered with by it; and, contrary to
-all preconceived ideas, the pictures taken in our comparatively sombre
-country, are more easily and brilliantly produced than in brighter
-and more sunny lands--so much so, that a gentleman, who took the
-requisite materials to Mexico, in order to take views of its principal
-buildings, met with failure after failure, and it was not until the
-darker days of the rainy season that he met with any measure of
-success.
-
-
-
-
-THE RECORD OF A MADNESS WHICH WAS NOT INSANITY.
-
-
-A fresh, bright dawn, the loveliest hour of an English summer, was
-rousing the slumbering life in woods and fields, and painting the
-heavens and the earth in the gorgeous hues of the sunrise.
-
-Beautiful it was to see the first blush of day mantling over the
-distant hills, tinging them with a faint crimson, and the first smile
-shooting, in one bright beam through the sky, while it lit up the fair
-face of nature with a sparkling light. Lilias Randolph stood on the
-flight of steps which led from the Abbey to the park, and looked down
-on the joyous scene. She seemed herself a very type of the morning,
-with her sunny eyes, and her golden hair; and her gaze wandered glad
-and free over the spreading landscape, while her thoughts roamed far
-away in regions yet more bright--even the sunlit fields of fancy.
-
-It was the day and the hour when she was to go and meet Richard
-Sydney, in order to have, at length, a full revelation of his
-mysterious connection with her cousin. She knew that it was an
-interview of solemn import to both of those, in whom she felt so deep
-an interest; yet, so entirely were one thought and one feeling alone
-gaining empire over her spirit that, even then, in that momentous
-hour, they had no share in the visions with which her heart was busy.
-
-So soon, therefore, as Lilias came within sight of Richard Sydney, who
-had arrived first at the place of rendezvous, she resolutely banished
-the thoughts that were so absorbing to her own glad heart, and set
-herself seriously to give her entire attention to the work now before
-her, if, haply, it might be given her, in some degree, to minister
-unto their grievous misery. And truly her first glance upon the face
-of the man who stood there, with his eyes fixed on the path which was
-to bring her and her hoped-for succor near to him, would have sufficed
-to have driven all ideas from her mind, save the one conviction, that
-in that look alone she had acquired a deeper knowledge of suffering
-than her own past life, in all its details, had ever afforded her.
-Sydney heard her step, long before she believed it possible, and,
-bounding toward her, he seized her hand with a grasp which was almost
-convulsive. He drew her aside to some little distance from her nurse,
-who sat down on a bank to wait for them.
-
-Lilias bent down her head that she might not seem to note the workings
-of his countenance, as he laid bare before her the most hidden springs
-of his soul, and he began:
-
-"I was born heir to a curse. Centuries ago an ancestor of mine
-murdered a woman he once had loved, because his neglect had driven
-her mad, and that in her ravings she revealed his many crimes. With
-her dying breath she invoked the curse of insanity on him and his
-house forever, and the cry of her departing soul was heard. There has
-not been a generation in our family since that hour which has not had
-its shrieking maniac to echo in our ears the murdered woman's scream.
-Some there have been among the Sydneys of peculiar constitution, as it
-would seem, who have not actually been visited with the malady; but
-they have never failed to transmit it to their children. Of such am I;
-while my father died a suicide by his own senseless act, and his only
-other child besides myself, my sister, wears her coronet of straw in
-the Dublin Asylum, and calls herself a queen.
-
-"It would appall you to hear the fearful calamities which each
-succeeding family has undergone through this awful curse. At last, as
-the catalogue of tragic events grew darker and darker, it became a
-solemn matter of discussion to our unhappy race, whether it were not
-an absolute duty that the members of a house so doomed, should cease
-at last to propagate the curse, and by a resolute abandonment of all
-earthly ties, cause our name and misery to perish from the earth. The
-necessity for this righteous sacrifice was admitted; but the
-resolution in each separate individual to become the destined
-holocaust, has hitherto forever failed before the power of the mighty
-human love that lured them ever to its pure resistless joys. It was so
-with my father--like myself he was an only son; and, in the ardor of a
-generous youth, he vowed to be the offering needful to still the cry
-of that innocent blood for vengeance; but the sweet face of my mother
-came between him and his holy vow. He married her, and the punishment
-came down with fearful weight on both, when her fond heart broke at
-sight of his ghastly corpse. Then it was she knew the retribution in
-their case had been just; and on her dying bed, with the yet unclosed
-coffin of her husband by her side, she made me vow upon the holy cross
-that I, myself, would be the sacrifice--that never would I take a wife
-unto my heart or home; and that never, from my life, should any
-helpless being inherit existence with a curse. That vow I took, that
-vow I kept, and that vow I will keep, though Aletheia, beloved of my
-heart and soul, dearer than all beneath the skies, were to lay herself
-down beneath my very feet to die. Oh! shall we not rest in heaven."
-
-He bowed his head for a moment, and his frame shook with emotion, but
-driving back the tide of anguish, he went on: "After my mother's death
-and my sister's removal, who had been insane almost from childhood, I
-shut myself up entirely at Sydney Court, and gave way to a species of
-morbid melancholy which was thought to be fearfully dangerous for one
-in my position. I had friends, however; and the best and truest was
-Colonel Randolph, my Aletheia's father, the early companion of my own
-poor, hapless parent. He was resolved to save me from the miserable
-condition in which I then was. He came to me and told me, with all the
-authority of his long friendship, that I must go with him to the
-M----, where he had been appointed governor. He said it was a crime to
-waste a life, which, though unblest by human ties, might be made most
-useful to my fellow-creatures. I had studied much in brighter days,
-and given to the world the fruits of my labors. These had not passed
-unheeded; he told me they had proved that talents had been committed
-to me whereby I might be a benefactor to my race, all the more that no
-soft endearments of domestic joys would wean my thoughts from sterner
-duties. I was to go with him; he insisted it would benefit myself, and
-would injure none. His family consisted of his one daughter, his
-precious, beloved Aletheia, for he doated on her with more than the
-ordinary love of a father. She knew my history, and would be to me a
-sister. Alas! alas! for her destruction, I consented."
-
-Again, a momentary pause. Lilias gently raised her compassionate eyes,
-but he saw her not; he seemed lost in a vision of the past, and soon
-went on:
-
-"That lovely land where I dwelt with her, it seems a type of the
-beauty and happiness which was around me then! And, oh! what a dream
-it is to think of now--the cloudless sky--the glorious sun--and her
-eyes undimmed, her smile unfaded! Oh! Aletheia--my Aletheia--treasure
-of many lives! bright and joyous--light to the eyes that looked on
-her, blessing to the hearts that loved her--would that I had died or
-ever I drew her very soul into mine, and left her the poor, crushed,
-helpless being that she is! You can not picture to yourself the
-fascination that was around her then--high-minded, noble in heart,
-lofty in soul; her bright spirit stamped its glory on her face, and
-she was beautiful, with all spiritual loveliness. None ever saw her
-who loved her not--her rare talents--her enchanting voice; that voice
-of her very soul, which spoke in such wonderful music, drew to her
-feet every creature who knew her; for with all these gifts, this
-wonderful intellect, and rarest powers of mind, she was playful,
-winning, simple as an innocent child. I say none saw her, and loved
-her not; how, think you, _I_ loved her?--the doomed man, the desolate
-being, whose barren, joyless life walked hand in hand with a curse.
-Let this anguish tell you how I loved her;" and he turned on Lilias a
-face of ghastly paleness, convulsed with agony, and wet with the dews
-of suffering; but he did not pause, he went on rapidly: "I was mad,
-then, in one sense, though it was the madness of the heart, and not
-the brain. Poor wretch, I thought I would wring a joy out of my
-blasted life in spite of fate, and, while none other claimed her as
-their own, I would revel in her presence, and in the rapture of her
-tenderness. I knew it was mockery when I bid her call me brother--a
-sister truly is loved with other love than that I gave her. I would
-have seen every relation I had ever known laid dead at my feet, could
-I have thereby purchased for her, my thrice-beloved one, one moment's
-pleasure.
-
-"Lilias, does a passion of such fearful power shock and terrify you,
-who have only known the placid beating of a gentle, childlike heart?
-Take a yet deeper lesson, then, in the dark elements of which this
-life may be composed, and learn that deep, and true, and mighty as was
-my love for her, it is as a mere name, a breath, a vapor, compared
-with that most awful affection which Aletheia had already, even then,
-vowed unto me, in the depth of her secret heart. Ah! it needed, in
-truth, such an agony as that which is now incorporate with it in her
-heart, to cope with its immensity; for, truly, no weak happiness of
-earth could have had affinity with it--a love so saint-like must needs
-have been a martyr. I will not attempt to tell you what her devotion
-to me was, and is, and shall be, while one faintest throb of life is
-stirring in her noble heart. You have seen it--you have seen that love
-looking through those eyes of hers, like a mighty spirit endowed with
-an existence separate from her own, which holds her soul in its
-fierce, powerful grasp.
-
-"I must hurry on now, and my words must be rapid as the events that
-drove us from the serene elysian fields of that first dear
-companionship, through storm and whirlwind, to this wilderness of
-misery where I am sent to wander to and fro, like a murderer, as I am;
-condemned to watch the daily dying of the sweet life I have destroyed.
-You may think me blind and senseless, for so I surely was, but it is
-certain that I never suspected the love she bore me. I saw that she
-turned away from the crowds that flocked around, and was deaf to all
-the offers that were made to her, of rank, and wealth, and station,
-and many a true heart's love; but I thought this was because her own
-was yet untouched, and when I saw that I alone was singled out to be
-the object of her attention and solicitude, I fancied it was but the
-effect of her deep, generous pity for my desolate condition--and pity
-it was, but such as the mother feels for the suffering of the
-first-born, whom she adores. And the day of revelation came!
-
-"I told you how Colonel Randolph doated on his daughter; truly, none
-ever loved Aletheia with a common love. When he was released from the
-duties of his high office, it was one of his greatest pleasures to
-walk, or ride with me, that he might talk to me of her. One morning he
-came in with a packet of letters from England, and, taking me by the
-arm, drew me out into the garden, that he might tell me some news,
-which, he said, gave him exceeding joy. The letters announced the
-arrival of the son of an old friend of his, who had just succeeded to
-his title and estates, the young Marquis of L----, and further
-communicated, in the most unreserved manner, that his object in coming
-to the M---- was to make Aletheia his wife, if he could win her to
-himself; he had long loved her, and had only delayed his offer till he
-could install her in his lordly castle with all the honors of his
-station. To see this union accomplished, Colonel Randolph said, had
-been his one wish since both had played as children at his feet, and
-he now believed the desired consummation was at hand. Aletheia's
-consent was alone required, and there seemed no reason to doubt it
-would be given, for there was not, he asserted, in all England, one
-more worthy of her, by every noble gift of mind, than the high-born,
-generous-hearted L----.
-
-"Why, indeed, should she not, at once, accept the brilliant destiny
-carved out for her!--I did not doubt it more than the exulting father,
-and I heard my doom fixed in the same senseless state of calm with
-which the criminal who knows his guilt and its penalty, hears the
-sentence of his execution. I had long known this hour must come; and
-what had I now to do but gather, as it were, a shroud round my
-tortured soul, and, like the Cæsars, die decently to all earthly
-happiness! Even in that tremendous hour, I had a consciousness of the
-dignity of suffering--suffering, that is, which comes from the height
-of heaven above, and not from the depths of crime below! I resolved
-that the lamp of my life's joy should go out without a sigh audible to
-human ears, save hers alone, who had lit that pure flame in the black
-night of my existence.
-
-"Lilias, I enter into no detail of what I felt in that momentous
-crisis, for you have no woman's heart if you have not understood it,
-in its uttermost extent of misery. One thought, however, stood up
-pre-eminent in that chaos of suffering--the conviction that I must not
-see Aletheia Randolph again, or the very powers of my mind would give
-way in the struggle that must ensue. This thought, and one other--one
-solitary gleam of dreary comfort, that alone relieved the great
-darkness which had fallen upon me, were all that seemed distinct in my
-mind: that last mournful consolation was the resolution taken along
-with the vow to see her no more, that ere I passed forever from her
-memory, she should know what was the love with which I loved her.
-
-"Quietly I gave her father my hand when I quitted him, and he said,
-'We shall meet in the evening;' my own determination was never to look
-upon his face again. I went home, and sitting down, I wrote to
-Aletheia a letter, in which all the pent-up feelings of the deep,
-silent devotion I cherished for her, were poured out in words to which
-the wretchedness of my position gave a fearful intensity--burning
-words, indeed! She has told me since, that they seemed to eat into her
-heart like fire. I left the letter for her and quitted the house; and
-I believed my feet should never pass that beloved threshold again.
-There was a spot where Aletheia and I had gone almost day by day to
-wander, since we had dwelt in that land. She loved it, because she
-could look out over the ocean in its boundlessness, whose aspect
-soothed her, she said, as with a promise of eternity. It was a huge
-rock that rose perpendicularly from the sea, and sloped down on the
-other side, by a gentle declivity, to the plain. I have often thought
-what a type of our life it was; we saw nothing of the precipice as we
-ascended the soft and verdant mount, and suddenly it was at our feet,
-and if the blast of heaven had driven us another step, it had been
-into destruction.
-
-"Thither, when I had parted, as I believed, forever, with that darling
-of my heart, I went with what intent I know not: it was not to commit
-suicide; although in that form, in the mad longing for it, the curse
-of my family has ever declared itself. I was yet sane, and my soul
-acknowledged and abhorred the tremendous guilt of that mysterious
-crime, wherein the created dashes back the life once given, in the
-very face of the Creator; not for suicide I went, yet, Lilias, as I
-stood within an inch of death, and looked down on the placid waters
-that had so swiftly cooled the burning anguish of my heart and brain,
-I felt, in the intense desire to terminate my life, and in that desire
-resisted, a more stinging pain than any which my bitter term of years
-has ever offered me. Oh, how shall I tell you what followed? I feel as
-though I could not: and briefly, and, indeed, incoherently, must I
-speak; for on the next hour--the supreme, the crowning hour of all my
-life--my spirit enters not, without an intensity of feeling which
-well-nigh paralyzes every faculty.
-
-"I stood there, and suddenly I heard a sound--a soft, breathing sound,
-as of a gentle fawn wearied in some steep ascent--a sound coming
-nearer and nearer, bringing with it ten thousand memories of hours and
-days that were to come no more: a step, light and tremulous, falling
-on the soft grass softly, and then a voice.--Oh, when mine ears are
-locked in death, shall I not hear it?--a voice uttering low and sweet,
-my well-known name. I turned, and when I saw that face, on whose sweet
-beauty other eyes should feed, yea, other lips caress, for one instant
-the curse of my forefather seemed upon me; my brain reeled, and I
-would have sprung from the precipice to die. But ere I could
-accomplish the sudden craving of this momentary frenzy, Aletheia, my
-own Aletheia, was at my feet, her clinging arms were round me, her
-lips were pressed upon my hands, and her voice--her sweet, dear
-voice--went sounding through my soul like a sudden prophecy of most
-unearthly joy, murmuring, 'Live, live for me, mine own forever!'
-
-"Oh, Lilias, how can I attempt with human words to tell you of these
-things, so far beyond the power of language to express! I felt that
-what she said was true--that in some way, by some wonderful means, she
-was in very deed and truth, 'mine own, forever,' though, in that
-moment of supremest joy, no less firmly than in the hour of supremest
-sorrow by my mother's dying bed, my heart and soul were faithful to
-the vow then taken, that never on my desolate breast a wife should lay
-her head to rest. 'Mine own forever!'--as I looked down, and met the
-gaze of fathomless, unutterable love with which her tearful eyes were
-fastened full upon my own, I was as one who having long dwelt in
-darkest night, was blinded with the sudden glare of new returning day.
-I staggered back, and leant against the rock; faint and shivering I
-stretched out my hands on that beloved head, longing for the power to
-bless her, and said, 'Oh, Aletheia, what is it you have said: have you
-forgotten who and what I am!'
-
-"'No!' was her answer, steady and distinct; 'and for that very reason,
-because you are a stricken man, forever cut off from all the common
-ties of earth, have I been given to you, to be in heart and soul
-peculiarly your own, with such a measure of entire devotion as never
-was offered to man on earth before.'
-
-"I looked at her almost in bewilderment. She rose up to her full
-height, perfectly calm, and with a deep solemnity in her words and
-aspect.
-
-"'Richard,' she said, 'the lives of both of us are hanging on this
-hour; by it shall all future existence on this earth be shaped for us,
-and its memory shall come with death itself to look us in the face,
-and stamp our whole probation with its seal; it becomes us, therefore,
-to cast aside all frivolous rules of man's convention, and speak the
-truth as deathless soul with deathless soul. Hear me, then, while I
-open up my inmost spirit to your gaze, and then decide whether you
-will lay your hand upon my life, and say--'Thou art my own;' or
-whether you will fling it from you to perish as some worthless thing?'
-
-"I bowed my head in token that she should continue, for I could not
-speak. I, Lilias, who had looked death and insanity in the face, under
-their most frightful shapes, trembled, like a reed in the blast,
-before the presence of a love that was mightier than either! Aletheia
-stretched out her hand over the precipice, and spoke--
-
-"'Hear me, then, declare first of all, solemnly as though this hour
-were my last, that, not even to save you from that death which, but
-now, you dared to meditate, would I ever consent to be your wife, even
-if you wished it, as utterly as I doubt not you abhor the idea of such
-perjury--not to save you from death--I say--the death of the mortal
-body, for by conniving at your failure in that most righteous vow,
-once taken on the holy cross itself, I should peril--yea, destroy, it
-may be, the immortal soul, which is the true object of my love. Hear
-me, in the face of that pure sky announce this truth, and then may I
-freely declare to you all that is in my heart--all the sacred purpose
-of my life for you, without a fear that my worst enemy could pronounce
-me unmaidenly or overbold, though I have that to say which few women
-ever said unasked.'
-
-"Unmaidenly! Oh, Lilias, could you have seen the noble dignity of her
-fearless innocence in that hour, you would have felt that never had
-the impress of a purer heart been stamped upon a virgin brow."
-
-"'Have you understood and well considered this my settled purpose
-never to be your wife?' she continued.
-
-"And I said--'I have.'"
-
-"'Then speak out, my soul,' she exclaimed, lifting up her eyes as if
-inspired. 'Tell him that there is a righteous Providence over the life
-that immolates itself for virtue's sake! and that another existence
-hath been sent to meet it in the glorious sacrifice, in order that
-this one may yield up its treasures to the heart that would have
-stript itself of all! Richard, Richard Sydney, you have made a
-holocaust of your life, and lo! by the gift of another life, it is
-repaid to you.'
-
-"Slowly she knelt down, and took my hand in both of hers, while with
-an aspect calm and firm, and a voice unfaltering, she spoke this vow:
-
-'I, Aletheia Randolph, do most solemnly vow and promise to give
-myself, in heart and soul, unto the last day of my life, wholly and
-irrevocably, to Richard Sydney. I devote to him, and him alone, my
-whole heart, my whole life, and my whole love. I do forever forswear,
-for his sake, all earthly ties, all earthly affections, and all
-earthly hopes. I will love him only, live for him only, and make it my
-one happiness to minister to him in all things as faithfully and
-tenderly as though I were bound to him by the closest of human
-bonds--in spite of all obstacles and the world's blame--in defiance of
-all allurements, which might induce me to abandon him. I will seek to
-abide ever as near to him as may be, that I may bestow on him all the
-care and tender watchfulness which the most faithful wife could offer;
-but absent or present, living or dying, no human being on this earth
-shall ever have known such an entire devotion as I will give to him
-till the last breath pass from this heart in death!'
-
-"I was speechless, Lilias--speechless with something almost of horror
-at the sacrifice she was making! I strove to withdraw my hand--I could
-have died to save her from thus immolating herself; but she clung to
-me, and a deadly paleness spread itself over her countenance as she
-felt my movement.
-
-"'Hear me! hear me yet again, Richard Sydney!' she exclaimed; 'you can
-not prevent me taking this vow; it was registered in the record of my
-fate--uttered again and again deep in my soul, long before it was
-spoken by these mortal lips!--it is done--I am yours forever, or
-forever perjured! But hear me!--hear me!--although the offering of my
-life is made, yea, and it _shall_ be yours in every moment, in every
-thought, in every impulse of my being, yet I can not force you to
-accept this true oblation, made once for all, and forever! I can not
-constrain you to load your existence with mine. Now, now, the
-consummation of all is in your own hands; you may make this offering,
-which is never to be recalled, as you will--a blessing or a curse to
-yourself as unto me! I am powerless--what you decree I must submit to;
-but hear me, hear me!--although you now reject, and scorn, and spurn
-me--me, and the life which I have given you--although you drive me
-from you, and command me never to appear before your eyes again, yet,
-Richard Sydney, I WILL KEEP MY VOW! Even in obeying you, and departing
-to the uttermost corner of the earth that you may never look upon my
-face again; yet will I keep my vow, and the life shall be yours, and
-the love shall be around you; and the heart, and the soul, and the
-thoughts, and the prayers of her, who is your own forever, shall be
-with you night and day, till she expires in the agony of your
-rejection.
-
-"'This were the curse, and curse me if you will, I yet will bless you!
-And now hear, hear what the blessing might be if you so willed it. In
-spiritual union we should be forever linked, soul with soul, and heart
-with heart--all in all to one another in that wedding of our immortal
-spirits only, as truly and joyously as though we had been bound in an
-earthly bridal at the altar; abiding forever near each other in
-sweetest and most pure companionship, while my father lives under the
-same roof, and afterward still meeting daily; one in love, in joy, in
-hope, in sorrow; one in death (for if your soul were first called
-forth, I know that mine would take that summons for its own), and one,
-if it were so permitted, in eternity itself. This we may be, Richard
-Sydney, this we shall be, except you will, this day, trample down
-beneath your feet the life that gives itself to you. But wherefore,
-oh, wherefore would you do so? Why cast away the gift which hath been
-sent, in order that, by a wondrous and most just decree, the righteous
-man who, in his noble rectitude, abandoned every earthly tie, should
-be possessed, instead thereof, of such a deep, devoted love as never
-human heart received before? Wherefore, oh! wherefore? Yet, do as you
-will, now you know all; and I, who still, whatever be your decree,
-happen what may, am verily your own forever, must here abide the
-sentence of my life.'
-
-"Slowly her dear head fell down upon her trembling hands, and,
-kneeling at my feet, she waited my acceptance or rejection of the
-noblest gift that ever one immortal spirit made unto another. Lilias,
-I told you when I commenced this agonizing record, that there were
-portions of it which I would breathe to no mortal ears, not even to
-yours, good and gentle as you are. And now, of such is all that
-followed in the solemn, blessed hours of which I speak; you know what
-my answer was; it can not be that you doubt it--could it have been
-otherwise, indeed? She had said truly, that the deed was done--the
-sacrifice was made--the life was given. What would it have availed if
-I, by my rejection, had punished her unparalleled devotion with
-unexampled misery? and for myself, could I--could I--should I have
-been human if I, who, till that hour, had believed myself of all men
-most accursed on earth--had suddenly refused to be above all men
-blest?
-
-"When the sun went down that night, sinking into the sea, whose
-boundlessness seemed narrow to my infinity of joy, Aletheia lay at my
-feet like a cradled child; and as I bent down over her, and scarcely
-dared to touch, with deep respect, the long, soft tresses of her
-waving hair, which the light breeze lifted to my lips, I heard her
-ever murmuring, as though she could never weary of that sound of
-joy--'Mine own, mine own forever.'
-
-"The period which followed that wonderful hour was one of an Eden-like
-happiness, such as, I believe, this fallen world never could before
-have witnessed--it was the embodiment, in every hour and instant, of
-that blessing of which my Aletheia had so fervently spoken--the
-spiritual union which linked us in heart and soul alone, was as
-perfect as it was unearthly; and the intense bliss which flowed from
-it, on both of us, could only have been equaled by the love, no less
-intense, that made us what we were.
-
-"But, Lilias, of this brief dream of deep delight I will not and I can
-not speak. This is a record of misery and not of joy," he continued,
-turning round upon her almost fiercely. "It becomes not me, who have
-been the murderer of Aletheia's joyous life, to take so much as the
-name of happiness between my lips. It passed--it departed--that joy,
-as a spirit departs out of the body; unseen, unheard; you know not it
-is gone, till suddenly you see that the beautiful living form has
-become a stark and ghastly corpse!--and so, in like manner, our life
-became a hideous thing....
-
-"Colonel Randolph asked me to go on an embassy to a distant town; the
-absence was to be but for a fortnight. We were to write daily to one
-another, and we thought nothing of it. Nevertheless, in one sense, we
-felt it to be momentous. Aletheia designed, if an opportunity
-occurred, to inform her father of the change in her existence, and the
-irrevocable fate to which she had consigned herself. She had delayed
-doing so hitherto, because his mind had been fearfully disturbed by
-grievous disappointments in public affairs; and as he was a man of
-peculiarly sensitive temperament, she would not add to his distresses
-by the announcement of the fact, which she knew he would consider the
-great misfortune of his life. It was impossible, indeed, that the
-doating father could fail to mourn bitterly over the sacrifice of his
-one beloved daughter, to the man who dared not so much as give her
-barren life the protection of his name lest haply, he wed her to a
-maniac.
-
-"It was within two days of my proposed return to their home, that an
-express arrived in fiery haste to tell me Colonel Randolph had fallen
-from his horse, had received a mortal injury, and was dying. I was
-summoned instantly. He had said he would not die in peace till he saw
-me. One hurried line from Aletheia, in addition to the aid-de-camp's
-letter, told how even, in that awful hour, I was first and last in his
-thoughts. It ran thus: 'He is on his death-bed, and I have told him
-all. I could not let him die unknowing the consecration of his child
-to one so worthy of her. But, alas! I know not why, it seems almost to
-have maddened him. He says he will tell you all; come, then, with all
-speed.'
-
-"In two hours I was by the side of the dying man. Aletheia was
-kneeling with her arms round him, and he was gazing at her with
-sombre, mournful fondness. The instant he saw me he pushed her from
-him. 'Go,' he said, 'I must see this man alone.' The epithet startled
-me. I saw he was filled with a bitter wrath. His daughter obeyed; she
-rose and left the room; but as she passed me she took my hand, and
-bowing herself as to her master, pressed it to her lips, then turning
-round she said. 'Father, remember what I have told you: he is mine own
-forever; not even your death-bed curse could make me falter in my
-vow.' He groaned aloud: 'No curse, no curse, my child,' he cried;
-'fear not; it is not you whom I would curse. Come--kiss me; we may
-perhaps not meet again; and if you find me dead at your return--' He
-waited till she closed the door, and then added, 'Say that Richard
-Sydney killed me, and you will speak the truth! Madman, madman,
-indeed! What is it you have done? Was it for this I took you into my
-home, and was to you a father? That you might slay my only
-daughter--that you might make such havoc of her life as is worse than
-a thousand deaths.'
-
-"I would have spoken; he fiercely interrupted me: 'I know what you
-would say--that she gave herself to you--that she offered this
-oblation of a whole existence--but I tell you, if one grain of justice
-or of generosity had been within your coward heart, you would have
-flung yourself over that precipice, and so absolved her from her vow,
-rather than let her immolate herself to a doom so horrible; for you
-know not, yourself, what is that doom! Yes, poor wretch,' he added,
-more gently, 'you knew not what you did; but I know, and now will I
-tell. I, who have watched over the soul of Aletheia Randolph for
-well-nigh twenty years, know well of what fire it is made; I tell you
-I have long foreknown that there was a capacity of love in her which
-is most awful, and which would most infallibly work her utter woe,
-except its ardent immensity found a perpetual outlet in the many ties
-which weave themselves around a happy wife and mother. And now, oh!
-was there none to have mercy on her, and save her noble heart and life
-from such destruction; this soul of flame, fathomless as the deep,
-burning and pure as the spotless noonday sky, hath gone forth to
-fasten itself upon a desolating, barren, mournful love, where,
-hungering forever after happiness, and never fed, it will be driven to
-insanity or death! Yes, I tell you, it will be so; my departing spirit
-is almost on my lips, and my words must be few, but they are words of
-fearful truth. I know her, and I know that thus it will be; one day's
-separation from you, whom the world will never admit to be her
-own--one cloud upon your brow, which she has not the power to
-disperse, will work in her a torment that will sap her noble mind, and
-will make her, haply, the lunatic, and _you_--_you_, descendant of the
-maniac Sydneys, her keeper! Oh, what had she done to you that you
-should hate her so? Oh, wherefore have you cursed her, my innocent
-child, my only daughter?'
-
-"I fell on my knees; I gasped for breath; Lilias, I felt that every
-word he said was true, that all would come to pass as he foretold; for
-he spoke with the prophetic truth of the dying; he saw my utter agony.
-Suddenly he lifted himself up in the bed, and the movement broke the
-bandage on his head, whence the blood streamed suddenly with a
-destructive violence; he heeded it not, but grasped my arm with the
-last energy of life.
-
-"'I see you are in torments,' he said, 'and fitly so; but if you have
-this much of grace left, now at least to suffer, it may be that every
-spark of justice is not dead within you, and that you will save her
-yet.'
-
-"'Save her!' I almost shrieked. 'Yes, if by any means upon this earth
-such a blessing be possible! Shall I die? I am ready--oh, how ready.'
-
-"'No; to die were but to carry her into your grave,' the cruel voice
-replied; 'but living, I believe that you may save her. From what I
-know of that most noble child's pure soul, I do believe that you may
-save her yet. Man! who have been her curse and mine, will you swear to
-do so, by any means I may command?'
-
-"'I will swear!' was my answer, and his glazing eyes were suddenly lit
-up with a fierce delight. 'And how?' I cried.
-
-"'Thus,' he answered, drawing me close to him, and putting his lips to
-my ear: 'by rendering yourself hateful to her! To quit her were to bid
-her lament you unto the death; but _by her very side to render
-yourself abhorrent to her_, thus shall you save her! You have
-sworn--remember, you have sworn! Go! When I am dead, give up that
-voice and look of love; put on a stern aspect; treat her as a cruel
-taskmaster treats a slave; be harsh; be merciless; tell her the love
-she bears you, by its depth of passion, hath become a crime, and you
-have vowed to crush it out of her; but say not I commanded it; let her
-believe it is your own free will; punish her for that love; let her
-think you hate her for it; trample her soul beneath your haughty feet;
-let her hear naught but bitterest words--see naught but sternest
-looks--feel naught but a grasp severe and torturing--to tear her
-clinging arms from around you!--so shall you save her; for she will
-suffer but a little while at first, and then will leave you to be
-forever blest;--so shall you crush her love, and send her out from
-your heart to seek a better. Sydney, you have sworn to do it--you have
-sworn!'
-
-"He repeated the words with fearful vehemence, for life was ebbing
-with the blood that flowed. Gathering up his last energies, he
-shrieked into my ear--'Say that you have sworn!--answer, or my spirit
-curses you forever!' and I answered: 'I have sworn!'
-
-"He burst into a laugh of awful triumph, sunk back, and expired....
-
-"Lilias, I have kept that vow!"
-
-At these words, uttered in a hoarse and ominous tone, which seemed to
-convey a volume of fearful meaning, a cold shiver crept over the frame
-of the young Lilias: a horror unspeakable took possession of her, as
-the vail seemed suddenly lifted up from the mysterious agony which had
-made Aletheia's life, even to the outward eye, a mere embodiment of
-perpetual suffering; and her deep and womanly appreciation of what her
-unhappy cousin had endured, caused her to shrink almost in fear from
-the wretched man by her side, who had thus been constrained to become
-the cruel tyrant of her he loved so fondly. But he spoke again in such
-broken, faltering accents, that her heart once more swelled with pity
-for him.
-
-"Yes, Lilias, I kept that fearful vow: the grasp of the dead man's
-hand, which, even as he stiffened into a mass of senseless clay, still
-locked my own as with an iron gripe, seemed to have bound it on my
-soul, and I, alas! believed in the efficacy of this means for her
-restoration from the destructive madness of her love to such an one as
-I. I believed I thus should save her, and turn her pure affection to a
-salutary hate. Yes; with energy, with fierce determination, I did keep
-that vow, because it was to bind myself unto such untold tortures,
-that it seemed a righteous expiation; and what, oh, what has been the
-result! Her father thought he knew her. He thought the intensity of
-her tenderness would brave insanity or death; but, not _my_ hatred and
-contempt! and he knew her not, in her unparalleled generosity! for
-behold her glorious devotion hath trampled even my contumely under
-foot, and hath risen faithful, changeless, all perfect as before.
-
-"Oh, Lilias, I can not tell you the detail of the cruelties I have
-perpetrated on her--redoubled, day by day, as I saw them all fall
-powerless before her matchless love. I told her that because of its
-intensity, her affection had become a crime, for one whose eternal
-abiding place was not within this world, and that it inspired me with
-horror and with wrath; and since she had taken me for her master, as
-her master, I would drive this passion from her soul, by even the
-sternest means that fancy can devise; and then, I dare not tell you
-all that I have done; but she, with her imploring voice, her tender,
-mournful eyes, forever answered that if she were hateful to me I had
-better leave her, only with me should go her love, her life, her very
-soul! Alas! alas! I could not leave her till my fearful task was done.
-I have labored--oh, let the spirit of that dead father witness--I have
-labored according to his will, and what has been the up-shot of it
-all? Lilias," he spoke with sudden fierceness, "I have learnt to crush
-the life out of her, _but not the love_! the pure, devoted, boundless
-love is there, still, true and tender as before, only it abides my
-torture, day and night, chained to the rack by these cruel hands."
-
-He buried his face on his knees, and a strong convulsion shook his
-frame.
-
-
-
-
-A TALE OF MID-AIR.
-
-
-In a cottage in the valley of Sallanches near the foot of Mont Blanc,
-lived old Bernard and his three sons. One morning he lay in bed sick,
-and, burning with fever, watched anxiously for the return of his son,
-Jehan, who had gone to fetch a physician. At length a horse's tread
-was heard, and soon afterward the Doctor entered. He examined the
-patient closely, felt his pulse, looked at his tongue, and then said,
-patting the old man's cheek, "It will be nothing, my friend--nothing!"
-but he made a sign to the three lads, who open-mouthed and anxious,
-stood grouped around the bed. All four withdrew to a distant corner,
-the doctor shook his head, thrust out his lower lip, and said "Tis a
-serious attack--very serious--of fever. He is now in the height of the
-fit, and as soon as it abates he must have sulphate of quinine."
-
-"What is that, doctor?"
-
-"Quinine, my friend, is a very expensive medicine, but which you may
-procure at Sallanches. Between the two fits your father must take at
-least three francs' worth. I will write the prescription. You can
-read, Guillaume?"
-
-"Yes, doctor."
-
-"And you will see that he takes it?"
-
-"Certainly."
-
-When the physician was gone, Guillaume, Pierre, and Jehan looked at
-each other in silent perplexity. Their whole stock of money consisted
-of a franc and a half, and yet the medicine must be procured
-immediately.
-
-"Listen," said Pierre, "I know a method of getting from the mountain
-before night three or four five-franc pieces."
-
-"From the mountain?"
-
-"I have discovered an eagle's nest in a cleft of a frightful
-precipice. There is a gentleman at Sallanches, who would gladly
-purchase the eagles; and nothing made me hesitate but the terrible
-risk of taking them; but that's nothing when our father's life is
-concerned. We may have them now in two hours."
-
-"I will rob the nest," said Guillaume.
-
-"No, no, let me," said Jehan, "I am the youngest and lightest."
-
-"I have the best right to venture," said Pierre, "as it was I who
-discovered it."
-
-"Come," said Pierre, "let us decide by drawing lots. Write three
-numbers, Guillaume, put them into my hat, and whoever draws number one
-will try the venture."
-
-Guillaume blackened the end of a wooden splinter in the fire; tore an
-old card into three pieces; wrote on them one, two, three, and threw
-them into the hat.
-
-How the three hearts beat! Old Bernard lay shivering in the cold fit,
-and each of his sons longed to risk his own life, to save that of his
-father.
-
-The lot fell on Pierre, who had discovered the nest; he embraced the
-sick man.
-
-"We shall not be long absent, father," he said, "and it is needful for
-us to go together."
-
-"What are you going to do?"
-
-"We will tell you as soon as we come back."
-
-Guillaume took down from the wall an old sabre, which had belonged to
-Bernard when he served as a soldier; Jehan sought a thick cord which
-the mountaineers use when cutting down trees; and Pierre went toward
-an old wooden cross, reared near the cottage, and knelt before it for
-some minutes in fervent prayer.
-
-They set out together, and soon reached the brink of the precipice.
-The danger consisted not only in the possibility of falling several
-hundred feet, but still more in the probable aggression of the birds
-of prey, inhabiting the wild abyss.
-
-Pierre, who was to brave these perils, was a fine athletic young man of
-twenty-two. Having measured with his eye the distance he would have to
-descend, his brothers fastened the cord around his waist, and began to
-let him down. Holding the sabre in his hand, he safely reached the
-nook that contained the nest. In it were four eaglets of a light
-yellowish-brown color, and his heart beat with joy at the sight of
-them. He grasped the nest firmly in his left hand, and shouted
-joyfully to his brothers, "I have them! Draw me up!"
-
-Already the first upward pull was given to the cord, when Pierre felt
-himself attacked by two enormous eagles, whose furious cries proved
-them to be the parents of the nestlings.
-
-"Courage, brother! defend thyself! don't fear!"
-
-Pierre pressed the nest to his bosom, and with his right hand made the
-sabre play around his head.
-
-Then began a terrible combat. The eagles shrieked, the little ones
-cried shrilly, the mountaineer shouted and brandished his sword. He
-slashed the birds with its blade, which flashed like lightning, and
-only rendered them still more enraged. He struck the rock and sent
-forth a shower of sparks.
-
-Suddenly he felt a jerk given to the cord that sustained him. Looking
-up he perceived that, in his evolutions, he had cut it with his sabre,
-and that half the strands were severed!
-
-Pierre's eyes, dilated widely, remained for a moment immovable, and
-then closed with terror. A cold shudder passed through his veins, and
-he thought of letting go both the nest and the sabre.
-
-At that moment one of the eagles pounced on his head, and tried to
-tear his face. The Savoyard made a last effort, and defended himself
-bravely. He thought of his old father, and took courage.
-
-Upward, still upward, mounted the cord: friendly voices eagerly
-uttered words of encouragement and triumph; but Pierre could not reply
-to them. When he reached the brink of the precipice, still clasping
-fast the nest, his hair, which an hour before had been as black as a
-raven's wing, was become so completely white, that Guillaume and Jehan
-could scarcely recognize him.
-
-What did that signify? the eaglets were of the rarest and most
-valuable species. That same afternoon they were carried to the village
-and sold. Old Bernard had the medicine, and every needful comfort
-beside, and the doctor in a few days pronounced him convalescent.
-
-
-
-
-STORIES ABOUT BEASTS AND BIRDS.
-
-
-The strength and courage of the lion is so great that, although he is
-seldom four feet in height, he is more than a match for fierce animals
-of three or four times his size, such as the buffalo. He will even
-attack a rhinoceros or an elephant, if provoked. He possesses such
-extraordinary muscular power, that he has been known to kill and carry
-off a heifer of two years old in his mouth, and, after being pursued
-by herdsmen on horseback for five hours, it has been found that he has
-scarcely ever allowed the body of the heifer to touch the ground
-during the whole distance. But here is an instance of strength in a
-man--a different sort of strength--which surpasses all we ever heard
-of a lion:
-
-Three officers in the East Indies--Captain Woodhouse, Lieutenant
-Delamain, and Lieutenant Laing--being informed that two lions had made
-their appearance, in a jungle, at some twenty miles' distance from
-their cantonment, rode off in that direction to seek an engagement.
-They soon found the "lordly strangers," or natives, we should rather
-say. One of the lions was killed by the first volley they fired; the
-other retreated across the country. The officers pursued, until the
-lion, making an abrupt curve, returned to his jungle. They then
-mounted an elephant, and went in to search for him. They found him
-standing under a bush, looking directly toward them. He sought no
-conflict, but seeing them approach, he at once accepted the first
-challenge, and sprang at the elephant's head, where he hung on. The
-officers fired; in the excitement of the onset their aim was defeated,
-and the lion only wounded. The elephant, meanwhile, had shaken him
-off, and, not liking such an antagonist, refused to face him again.
-The lion did not pursue, but stood waiting. At length the elephant was
-persuaded to advance once more; seeing which, the lion became furious,
-and rushed to the contest. The elephant turned about to retreat, and
-the lion, springing upon him from behind, grappled his flesh with
-teeth and claws, and again hung on. The officers fired, while the
-elephant kicked with all his might; but, though the lion was
-dislodged, he was still without any mortal wound, and retired into the
-thicket, content with what he had done in return for the assault. The
-officers had become too excited to desist; and in the fever of the
-moment, as the elephant, for his part, now directly refused to have
-any thing more to do with the business, Captain Woodhouse resolved to
-dismount, and go on foot into the jungle. Lieutenant Delamain and
-Lieutenant Laing dismounted with him, and they followed in the
-direction the lion had taken. They presently got sight of him, and
-Captain Woodhouse fired, but apparently without any serious injury, as
-they saw "the mighty lord of the woods" retire deeper into the thicket
-"with the utmost composure." They pursued, and Lieutenant Delamain got
-a shot at the lion. This was to be endured no longer, and forth came
-the lion, dashing right through the bushes that intervened, so that he
-was close upon them in no time. The two lieutenants were just able to
-escape out of the jungle to re-load, but Captain Woodhouse stood
-quietly on one side, hoping the lion would pass him unobserved. This
-was rather too much to expect after all he had done. The lion darted
-at him, and in an instant, "as though by a stroke of lightning," the
-rifle was broken and knocked out of his hand, and he found himself in
-the grip of the irresistible enemy whom he had challenged to mortal
-combat. Lieutenant Delamain fired at the lion without killing him, and
-then again retreated to re-load. Meantime, Captain Woodhouse and the
-lion were both lying wounded on the ground, and the lion began to
-craunch his arm. In this dreadful position Captain Woodhouse had the
-presence of mind, and the fortitude, amid the horrible pain he
-endured, to lie perfectly still--knowing that if he made any
-resistance now, he would be torn to pieces in a minute. Finding all
-motion had ceased, the lion let the arm drop from his mouth, and
-quietly crouched down with his paws on the thigh of his prostrate
-antagonist. Presently, Captain Woodhouse, finding his head in a
-painful position, unthinkingly raised one hand to support it,
-whereupon the lion again seized his arm, and craunched it higher up.
-Once more, notwithstanding the intense agony, and yet more intense
-apprehension of momentary destruction, Captain Woodhouse had the
-strength of will and self-command to lie perfectly still. He remained
-thus, until his friends, discovering his situation, were hastening up,
-but upon the wrong side, so that their balls might possibly pass
-through the lion, and hit him. Without moving, or manifesting any
-hasty excitement, he was heard to say, in a low voice, "To the other
-side!--to the other side!" They hurried round. Next moment the
-magnanimous lion lay dead by the side of a yet stronger nature than
-his own.
-
-Diedrik Müller, during his hunting time in South Africa, came suddenly
-upon a lion. The lion did not attack him, but stood still, as though
-he would have said, "Well, what do you want here in my desert?" Müller
-alighted from his horse, and took deliberate aim at the lion's
-forehead. Just as he drew the trigger, his horse gave a start of
-terror, and the hunter missed his aim. The lion sprang forward; but,
-finding that the man stood still--for he had no time either to remount
-his horse, or take to his heels--the lion stopped within a few paces,
-and stood still also, confronting him. The man and the lion stood
-looking at each other for some minutes; the man never moved; at length
-the lion slowly turned, and walked away. Müller began hastily to
-re-load his gun. The lion looked back over his shoulder, gave a deep
-growl, and instantly returned. Could words speak plainer? Müller, of
-course, held his hand, and remained motionless. The lion again moved
-off, warily. The hunter began softly to ram down his bullet. Again the
-lion looked back, and gave a threatening growl. This was repeated
-between them until the lion had retired to some distance, when he
-bounded into a thicket.
-
-A very curious question is started by the worthy vicar of Swaffham
-Bulbec on the mortality of birds. The mortality must be enormous every
-year, yet how seldom in our country rambles do we find a dead bird.
-One, now and then, in the woods or hedgerows, is the utmost seen by
-any body, even if he search for them. Very few, comparatively, are
-destroyed by mankind. Only a few species are killed by sportsmen; all
-the rest can not live long, nor can they all be eaten by other birds.
-Many must die from natural causes. Immense numbers, especially of the
-smaller birds, are born each year, yet they do not appear to increase
-the general stock of the species. Immense numbers, therefore, must die
-every year; but what becomes of the bodies? Martins, nightingales, and
-other migratory birds, may be supposed to leave a great number of
-their dead relations in foreign countries; this, however, can not
-apply to our own indigenous stock. Mr. Jenyns partly accounts for this
-by saying, that no doubt a great many young birds fall a prey to
-stronger birds soon after leaving the nest, and probably a number of
-the elder birds also; while the very old are killed by the cold of
-winter; or, becoming too feeble to obtain food, drop to the earth, and
-are spared the pain of starvation by being speedily carried off by
-some hungry creature of the woods and fields. Besides these means for
-the disposal of the bodies, there are scavenger insects, who devour,
-and another species who act as sextons, and bury the bodies. During
-the warm months of summer, some of the burying beetles will accomplish
-"the humble task allotted them by Providence," in a surprisingly short
-time. Mr. Jenyns has repeatedly, during a warm spring, placed dead
-birds upon the ground, in different spots frequented by the
-_necrophorus vespillo_, and other allied beetles, who have effected
-the interment so completely in four-and-twenty hours, that there was a
-difficulty in finding the bodies again.
-
-All this goes a great way to account for our so very seldom seeing any
-dead birds lying about, notwithstanding the immense mortality that
-must take place every year; but it certainly is not satisfactory; for
-although the birds of prey, and those which are not devoured by
-others, are comparatively small in number, how is it that none of
-_these_ are ever found? Once in a season, perhaps, we may find a dead
-crow, or a dead owl (generally one that has been shot), but who ever
-finds hawks, ravens, kites, sparrow-hawks, or any number of crows, out
-of all the annual mortality that must occur in their colonies? These
-birds are for the most part too large for the sexton beetle to bury;
-and, quickly as the foxes, stoats, weasels, and other prowling
-creatures would nose out the savoury remains, or the newly-fallen
-bodies, these creatures only inhabit certain localities--and dead
-birds may be supposed to fall in many places. Still, they are not
-seen.
-
-A pair of robins built their nest in the old ivy of a garden wall, and
-the hen shortly afterward sat in maternal pride upon four eggs. The
-gardener came to clip the ivy; and, not knowing of the nest, his
-shears cut off a part of it, so that the four eggs fell to the ground.
-Dropping on leaves, they were not broken. Notice being attracted by
-the plaintive cries of the hen bird, the eggs were restored to the
-nest, which the gardener repaired. The robins returned, the hen sat
-upon the eggs, and in a few days they were hatched. Shortly afterward
-the four little ones were all found lying upon the ground beneath,
-cold, stiff, and lifeless. The gardener's repairs of the nest had not
-been according to the laws of bird-architecture, and a gap had broken
-out. The four unfledged little ones were taken into the house, and,
-efforts being made to revive them by warmth, they presently showed
-signs of life, recovered, and were again restored to the nest. The gap
-was filled up by stuffing a small piece of drugget into it. The parent
-robins, perched in a neighboring tree, watched all these operations,
-without displaying any alarm for the result, and, as soon as they were
-completed, returned to the nest. All went on well for a day or two:
-but misfortune seemed never weary of tormenting this little family. A
-violent shower of rain fell. The nest being exposed, by the close
-clipping of the ivy leaves, the drugget got sopped, the rain half
-filled the nest, and the gardener found the four little ones lying
-motionless in the water. Once more they were taken away, dried near
-the fire, and placed in the nest of another bird fixed in a tree
-opposite the ivy. The parent birds in a few minutes occupied the nest,
-and never ceased their attentions until the brood were able to fly,
-and take care of themselves.
-
-The story we have already related of Diedrik Müller's lion, is
-surpassed by another of a similar kind, which we take to be about the
-best lion-story that zoological records can furnish.
-
-A hunter, in the wilds of Africa, had seated himself on a bank near a
-pool, to rest, leaving his gun, set upright against a rock, a few feet
-behind him. He was alone. Whether he fell asleep, or only into a
-reverie, he did not know, but suddenly he saw an enormous lion
-standing near him, attentively observing him. Their eyes met, and thus
-they remained, motionless, looking at each other. At length the hunter
-leaned back, and slowly extended his arm toward his gun. The lion
-instantly uttered a deep growl, and advanced nearer. The hunter
-paused. After a time, he very gradually repeated the attempt, and
-again the lion uttered a deep growl, the meaning of which was not to
-be mistaken. This occurred several times (as in the former case),
-until the man was obliged to desist altogether. Night approached; the
-lion never left him the whole night. Day broke; the lion still was
-there, and remained there the whole day. The hunter had ceased to make
-any attempt to seize his gun, and saw that his only hope was to weary
-the lion out by the fortitude of a passive state, however dreadful the
-situation. All the next night the lion remained. The man, worn out for
-want of sleep, dared not to close his eyes, lest the lion, believing
-him to be dead, should devour him. All the provision in his wallet was
-exhausted. The third night arrived. Being now utterly exhausted, and
-having dropped off to sleep, several times, and as often come back to
-consciousness with a start of horror at finding he had been asleep, he
-finally sunk backward, and lay in a dead slumber. He never awoke till
-broad day, and then found that the lion was gone.
-
-On the question of "best" stories of animals, there are so many
-excellent stories of several species that the superlative degree may
-be hard to determine. Setting down the above, however, as the best
-lion-story, we will give what we consider to be (up to this time) the
-best elephant-story. In one of the recent accounts of scenes of Indian
-warfare (the title of the book has escaped us, and perhaps we met with
-the narrative in a printed letter), a body of artillery was described
-as proceeding up a hill, and the great strength of elephants was found
-highly advantageous in drawing up the guns. On the carriage of one of
-these guns, a little in front of the wheel, sat an artilleryman,
-resting himself. An elephant, drawing another gun, was advancing in
-regular order close behind. Whether from falling asleep, or
-over-fatigue, the man fell from his seat, and the wheel of the
-gun-carriage, with its heavy gun, was just rolling over him. The
-elephant comprehending the danger, and seeing that he could not reach
-the body of the man with his trunk, seized the wheel by the top, and,
-lifting it up, passed it carefully over the fallen man, and set it
-down on the other side.
-
-The best dog-story--though there are a number of best stories of this
-honest fellow--we fear is an old one; but we can not forbear telling
-it, for the benefit of those who may not have met with it before. A
-surgeon found a poor dog, with his leg broken. He took him home, set
-it, and in due time gave him his liberty. Off he ran. Some months
-afterward the surgeon was awoke in the night by a dog barking loudly
-at his door. As the barking continued, and the surgeon thought he
-recognized the voice, he got up, and went down stairs. When he opened
-the door, there stood his former patient, wagging his tail, and by his
-side another dog--a friend whom he had brought--who had also had the
-misfortune to get a leg broken. There is another dog-story of a
-different kind, told by Mr. Jenyns, which we think very amusing. A
-poodle, belonging to a gentleman in Cheshire, was in the habit of
-going to church with his master, and sitting with him in the pew
-during the whole service. Sometimes his master did not come; but this
-did not prevent the poodle, who always presented himself in good time,
-entered the pew, and remained sitting there alone: departing with the
-rest of the congregation. One Sunday, the dam at the head of a lake in
-the neighborhood gave way, and the whole road was inundated. The
-congregation was therefore reduced to a few individuals, who came from
-cottages close at hand. Nevertheless, by the time the clergyman had
-commenced reading the Psalms, he saw his friend the poodle come slowly
-up the aisle, dripping with water: having been obliged to swim above a
-quarter of a mile to get to church. He went into his pew, as usual,
-and remained quietly there to the end of the service. This is told on
-the authority of the clergyman himself.
-
-A hungry jackdaw once took a fancy to a young chicken which had only
-recently been hatched. He pounced upon it accordingly, and was
-carrying it off, when the hen rushed upon him, and beat him with her
-wings, and held him in her beak, until the cock came up, who
-immediately attacked the jackdaw, and struck him so repeatedly that he
-was scarcely able to effect his escape by flight. But the best
-hen-story is one in Mr. Jenyns' "Observations." A hen was sitting on a
-number of eggs to hatch them. An egg was missing every night; yet
-nobody could conjecture who had stolen it. One morning, after several
-had been lost in this way, the hen was discovered with ruffled
-feathers, a bleeding breast, and an inflamed countenance. By the side
-of the nest was seen the dead body of a large rat, whose skull had
-been fractured--evidently by blows from the beak of the valiant hen,
-who could endure the vile act of piracy no longer.
-
-Mr. Jenyns relates a good owl-story. He knew a tame owl, who was so
-fond of music that he would enter the drawing-room of an evening, and,
-perching on the shoulder of one of the children, listen with great
-attention to the tones of the piano-forte: holding his head first on
-one side, then on the other, after the manner of connoisseurs. One
-night, suddenly, spreading his wings, as if unable to endure his
-rapture any longer, he alighted on the keys, and, driving away the
-fingers of the performer with his beak, began to hop about upon the
-keys himself, apparently in great delight with his own execution. This
-pianist's name was _Keevie_. He was born in the woods of
-Northumberland, and belonged to a friend of the Reverend Mr. Jenyns.
-
-Good bear-stories are numerous. One of the best we take from the
-"Zoological Anecdotes." At a hunt in Sweden, an old soldier was
-charged by a bear. His musket missed fire, and the animal being close
-upon him, he made a thrust, in the hope of driving the muzzle of his
-piece down the bear's throat. But the thrust was parried by one of
-huge paws with all the skill of a fencer, and the musket wrested from
-the soldier's hand, who was forthwith laid prostrate. He lay quiet,
-and the bear, after smelling, thought he was dead, and then left him
-to examine the musket. This he seized by the stock, and began to knock
-about, as though to discover wherein its virtue consisted, when the
-soldier could not forbear putting forth one hand to recover his
-weapon. The bear immediately seized him by the back of the head, and
-tore his scalp over his crown, so that it fell over the soldier's
-face. Notwithstanding his agony, the poor fellow restrained his cries,
-and again pretended death. The bear laid himself upon his body, and
-thus remained, until some hunters coming up relieved him from this
-frightful situation. As the poor fellow rose, he threw back his scalp
-with his hand, as though it had been a peruke, and ran frantically
-toward them, exclaiming--"The bear! the bear!" So intense was his
-apprehension of his enemy, that it made him oblivious of his bodily
-anguish. He eventually recovered, and received his discharge in
-consequence of his loss of hair. There is another bear-story in this
-work, which savors--just a little--of romance. A powerful bull was
-attacked by a bear in a forest, when the bull succeeded in striking
-both horns into his assailant, and pinning him to a tree. In this
-situation they were both found dead--the bear, of his wounds; the bull
-(either fearing, or, from obstinate self-will, refusing, to relinquish
-his position of advantage) of starvation!
-
-The beat cat-and-mouse story (designated "Melancholy Accident--a Cat
-killed by a Mouse") is to be found in "The Poor Artist," the author of
-which seems to have derived the story from a somewhat questionable
-source, though we must admit the possibility. "A cat had caught a
-mouse on a lawn, and let it go again, in her cruel way, in order to
-play with it; when the mouse, inspired by despair, and seeing only one
-hole possible to escape into--namely, the round red throat of the cat,
-very visible through her open mouth--took a bold spring into her jaws,
-just escaping between her teeth, and into her throat he struggled and
-stuffed himself; and so the cat was suffocated." It reads plausibly;
-let us imagine it was true.
-
-The best spider-and-fly story we also take from the last-named book.
-"A very strong, loud, blustering fellow of a blue-bottle fly bounced
-accidentally into a spider's web. Down ran the old spider, and threw
-her long arms round his neck; but he fought, and struggled, and blew
-his drone, and fuzzed, and sung sharp, and beat, and battered, and
-tore the web in holes--and so got loose. The spider would not let go
-her hold round him--and _the fly flew away with the spider_!" This is
-related on the authority of Mr. Thomas Bell, the naturalist, who
-witnessed the heroic act.
-
-
-
-
-A MISER'S LIFE AND DEATH.
-
-
-This is Harrow Weal Common; and a lovely spot it is. Time was when the
-whole extent lay waste, or rather covered with soft herbage and wild
-flowers, where the bee sought her pasture, and the lark loved to hide
-her nest. But since then, cultivation has trenched on much of Harrow
-Weal. Cottages have risen, and small homesteads tell of security and
-abundance. It is pleasant to look upon them from this rising ground;
-to follow the windings of the broad stream, with pastures on either
-side, where sheep and cattle graze. Look narrowly toward yonder group
-of trees, and that slight elevation of the ground covered with wild
-chamomile; if the narrator who told concerning the miser of Harrow
-Weal Common has marked the spot aright, that mound and flowers are
-associated with the history of one whose profitless life affords a
-striking instance of the withering effects of avarice.
-
-On that spot stood the house of Daniel Dancer; miserable in the
-fullest conception of the word: desolate and friendless, for no bright
-fire gleamed in winter on the old man's hearthstone; nor yet in
-spring, when all nature is redolent of bliss, did the confiding
-sparrow build her nest beside his thatch. The walls of his solitary
-dwelling were old and lichen-dotted; ferns sprung from out their
-fissures, and creeping ivy twined through the shattered window-panes.
-A sapling, no one knew how, had vegetated in the kitchen; its broken
-pavement afforded a free passage, and, as time went on, the sapling
-acquired strength, pushing its tall head through the damp and
-mouldering ceiling; then, catching more of air and light, it went
-upward to the roof, and, finding that the tiles were off and part of
-the rafters broken, that same tree looked forth in its youth and
-vigor, throwing its branches wide, and serving, as years passed on, to
-shelter the inmates of the hut.
-
-Other trees grew round; unpruned and thickly-tangled rank grass sprang
-up wherever the warm sunbeams found an entrance; and as far as the eye
-could reach, appeared a wilderness of docks and brambles, with huge
-plantains and giant thistles, inclosed with a boundary hedge of such
-amazing height as wholly to exclude all further prospect.
-
-Eighty acres of good land belonged to Dancer's farm. An ample stream
-once held its winding course among them, but becoming choked at the
-further end with weeds and fallen leaves, and branches broken by the
-wind, it spread into a marsh, tenanted alike by the slow, creeping
-blind-worm, and water-newt, the black slug, and frogs of portentous
-size. The soil was rich, and would have yielded abundantly; the
-timber, too, was valuable, for some of the finest oaks, perhaps, in
-the kingdom grew upon the farm; but the cultivation of the one, and
-the culling of the other, was attended with expense, and both were
-consequently left uncared for.
-
-In the centre of this lone and wretched spot, dwelt the miserable
-Dancer and his sister, alike in their habits and penuriousness. The
-sister never went from home; the brother rarely, except to sell his
-hay. He had some acres of fine meadow-land, upon which the brambles
-had not trenched, and his attention was exclusively devoted to keeping
-them clear of weeds. Having no other occupation, the time of
-hay-harvest seems to have been the only period at which his mind was
-engrossed with business, and this too was rendered remarkable by the
-miser's laying aside his habits of penuriousness--scarcely any
-gentleman in the neighborhood gave his mowers better beer, or in
-greater quantity; but at no other time was the beverage of our Saxon
-ancestors found within his walls.
-
-Some people thought that the old man was crazed; but those who knew
-him spoke well of his intelligence. As his father had been before him,
-so was he; his mantle had descended in darkness and in fullness on all
-who bore his name, and while that of Daniel Dancer was perhaps the
-most familiar, his three brothers were equally penurious. One sordid
-passion absorbed their every faculty; they loved money solely and
-exclusively for its own sake, not for the pleasures it could procure,
-nor yet because of the power it bestowed, but for the love of
-hoarding.
-
-When the father of Daniel Dancer breathed his last, there was reason
-to believe that a large sum, amounting to some thousands, was
-concealed on the premises. This conjecture occasioned his son no small
-uneasiness, not so much from the fear of loss, as from the
-apprehension lest his brothers should find the treasure and divide it
-among themselves. Dancer, therefore, kept the matter as much as
-possible to himself. He warily and secretly sought out every hole and
-corner, thrusting his skinny hand into many a deserted mouse-hole, and
-examining every part of the chimney. Vain were all his efforts, till
-at length, on removing an old grate, he discovered about two hundred
-pounds, in gold and bank-notes, between two pewter dishes. Much more
-undoubtedly there was, but the rest remained concealed.
-
-Strange beings were Dancer and his sister to look upon. The person of
-the old man was generally girt with a hay-band, in order to keep
-together his tattered garments; his stockings were so darned and
-patched that nothing of the original texture remained; they were girt
-about in cold and wet weather with strong bands of hay, which served
-instead of boots, and his hat having been worn for at least thirteen
-years, scarcely retained a vestige of its former shape. Perhaps the
-most wretched vagabond and mendicant that ever crossed Harrow Weal
-Common was more decently attired than this miserable representative of
-an ancient and honorable house.
-
-The sister possessed an excellent wardrobe, consisting not only of
-wearing apparel, but table linen, and twenty-four pair of good sheets;
-she had also clothes of various kinds, and abundance of plate
-belonging to the family, but every thing was stowed away in chests.
-Neither the brother nor the sister had the disposition or the heart to
-enjoy the blessings that were liberally given them; and hence it
-happened that Dancer was rarely seen, and that his sister scarcely
-ever quitted her obscure abode.
-
-The interior of the dwelling well befitted its occupants. Furniture,
-and that of a good description, had formerly occupied a place within
-the walls, but every article had long since been carefully secluded
-from the light, all excepting two antique bedsteads which could not
-readily be removed. These, however, neither Dancer nor his sister
-could be prevailed to occupy; they preferred sleeping on sacks stuffed
-with hay, and covered with horse-rugs. Nor less miserable was their
-daily fare. Though possessed of at least ten thousand pounds, they
-lived on cold dumplings, hard as stone, and made of the coarsest meal;
-their only beverage was water; their sole fire a few sticks gathered
-on the common, although they had abundance of wood, and noble trees
-that required lopping.
-
-Thus they lived, isolated from mankind, while around them the
-desolation of their paternal acres, and the rank luxuriance of weeds
-and brambles, presented a mournful emblem of their condition. Talents,
-undoubtedly they had; kindly tempers in early life, which might have
-conduced to the well-being of society. Daniel especially possessed
-many admirable qualities, with good sense and native integrity; his
-manners, too, though unpolished by intercourse with the world, were at
-one time both frank and courteous, but all and each were absorbed by
-one master passion--sordid avarice took possession of his soul, and
-rendered him the most despicable of men.
-
-At length Dancer's sister died. They had lived together for many
-years, similar in their penuriousness, though little, perhaps, of
-natural affection subsisted between them. The sister was possessed of
-considerable wealth, which she left to her brother. The old man
-greatly rejoiced at its acquisition; he resolved, in consequence, that
-her funeral should not disgrace the family, and accordingly contracted
-with an undertaker to receive timber in exchange for a coffin, rather
-than to part with gold.
-
-Lady Tempest, who resided in the neighborhood, compassionating the
-wretched condition of an aged woman, sick, and destitute of even
-pauper comforts, had the poor creature conveyed to her house. Every
-possible alleviation was afforded, and medical assistance immediately
-obtained; but they came too late. The disease, which proceeded
-originally from want, proved mortal, and the victim of sordid avarice
-was borne unlamented to her grave.
-
-There was crowding on the funeral day beside the road that led to Lady
-Tempest's. People came trooping from far and near, with a company of
-boys belonging to Harrow School, thoughtless, and amused with the
-strangeness of a spectacle which might rather have excited feelings of
-sorrow and commiseration. First came a coffin of the humblest kind,
-containing the emaciated corpse of one who had possessed ample
-wealth--a woman to whom had been committed the magnificent gift of
-life, fair talents, and health, with faculties for appropriating each
-to the glory of Him who gave them, but who, on dying, had no soothing
-retrospect of life, no thankfulness for having been the instrument of
-good to others, no hope beyond the grave. Behind that coffin, as
-chief-mourner, followed the brother, unbeloved, and heedless of all
-duties either to God or man--a miserable being; the possessor of many
-thousands, yet too sordid to purchase even decent mourning. It was
-only by the importunate entreaties of his relatives that he consented
-to unbind the hay-bands with which his legs were covered, and to put
-on a second-hand pair of black worsted stockings. His coat was of a
-whitish brown color, his waistcoat had been black about the middle of
-the last century, and the covering of his head was a nondescript kind
-of wig, which had descended to him as an heirloom. Thus attired, and
-followed and attended by a crowd whom curiosity had drawn together,
-went on old Daniel and the coffin of his sister toward the place of
-its sojourn. When there, the horse's girth gave way, for they were
-past all service, and the brother was suddenly precipitated into his
-sister's grave; but the old man escaped unhurt. The service proceeded;
-and slowly into darkness and forgetfulness went down the remains of
-his miserable counterpart.
-
-One friend, however, remained to the miser--and this was Lady Tempest.
-That noble-minded woman had given a home to the sister, and sought by
-every possible means to alleviate her sufferings; now also, when the
-object of her solicitude was gone, she endeavored to inspire the
-brother with better feelings, and to ameliorate his miserable
-condition. This kindly notice by Lady Tempest, while it soothed his
-pride, served also to lessen the sufferings and sorrows of his
-declining age; and so far did her representations prevail, that,
-having given him a comfortable bed, she actually induced him to throw
-away the sack on which he slept for years. Nay, more, he took into his
-service a man of the name of Griffith, and allowed him an ample supply
-of food, but neither cat nor dog purred or watched beneath his roof;
-he had no kindliness of heart to bestow upon them, nor occasion for
-their services, for he still continued to live on crusts and
-fragments; even when Lady Tempest sent him better fare, he could
-hardly be prevailed to partake of it.
-
-In his boyish days, he possessed, it might be, some natural feelings
-of affection toward his kind; but as years passed on, and his sordid
-avarice increased, he manifested the utmost aversion for his brother,
-who rivaled himself in penury and wealth, and still continued to
-pasture sheep on the same common. To his niece, however, he once
-presented a guinea, on the birth of a daughter, but this he made
-conditional, she was either to name the child Nancy, after his mother,
-or forfeit the whole sum.
-
-Still, with that strange contrariety which even the most penurious
-occasionally present, gleams of kindness broke forth at intervals, as
-sunbeams on a stony waste. He was known secretly to have assisted
-persons whose modes of life and appearance were infinitely superior to
-his own; and though parsimonious in the extreme, he was never guilty
-of injustice, or accused of attempting to overreach his neighbors. He
-was also a second Hampden in defending the rights and privileges of
-those who were connected with his locality. While old Daniel lived, no
-infringements were permitted on Harrow Weal Common; he heeded neither
-the rank nor wealth of those who attempted to act unjustly, but,
-putting himself at the head of the villagers, he resisted such
-aggressions with uniform success. On one occasion, also, having been
-reluctantly obliged to prosecute a horse-stealer at Aylesbury, he set
-forth with one of his neighbors on an unshod steed, with a mane and
-tail of no ordinary growth, a halter for a bridle, a sack instead of a
-saddle. Thus equipped, he went on, till, having reached the principal
-inn at Aylesbury, the miser addressed his companion, saying,
-
-"Pray, sir, go into the house and order what you please, and live like
-a gentleman, I will settle for it readily; but as regards myself, I
-must go on in my old way."
-
-His friend entreated him to take a comfortable repast, but this he
-steadily refused. A penny-worth of bread sufficed for his meal, and at
-night he slept under his horse's manger; but when the business that
-brought him to Aylesbury was ended, he paid fifteen shillings, the
-amount of his companion's bill, with the utmost cheerfulness.
-
-Grateful too, he was, as years went on, to Lady Tempest for her
-unwearied kindness, and he resolved to leave her the wealth which he
-had accumulated. His sister, too, expressed the same wish; and when,
-after six months of continued attention from that lady, Miss Dancer
-found her end approach, she instructed her brother to give their
-benefactress an acknowledgment from the one thousand six hundred
-pounds which she had concealed in an old tattered petticoat.
-
-"Not a penny of that money," said old Dancer, unceremoniously to his
-sister. "Not a penny as yet. The good lady shall have the whole when I
-am gone."
-
-At length the time came when the old man must be gone; when his
-desolate abode and neglected fields should bear witness no longer
-against him. Few particulars are known concerning his death. The fact
-alone is certain, that the evening before his departure, he dispatched
-a messenger to Lady Tempest requesting to see her ladyship, and that,
-being gratified by her arrival, he expressed great satisfaction.
-Finding himself somewhat better, his attachment to the hoarded pelf,
-which he valued even more than the only friend he had on earth,
-overcame the resolution he had formed of giving her his will; and
-though his hand was scarcely able to perform its functions, he took
-hold of the precious document and replaced it in his bosom.
-
-The next morning he became worse, and again did the same kind lady
-attend the old man's summons; when, having confided to her keeping the
-title-deeds of wealth which he valued more than life, his hand
-suddenly became convulsed, his head sunk upon the pillow, and the
-miser breathed his last.
-
-The house in which he died, and where he first drew breath, exhibited
-a picture of utter desolation. Those who crossed the threshold stood
-silent, as if awe-struck. Yet that miserable haunt contained the
-hoarded wealth of years. Gold and silver coins were dug up on the
-ground-floor; plate and table-linen, with clothes of every
-description, were found locked up in chests; large bowls, filled with
-guineas and half-guineas came to light, with parcels of bank-notes
-stuffed under the covers of old chairs. Some hundred-weights of
-waste-paper, the accumulation of half a century, were also discovered;
-and two or three tons of old iron, consisting of nails and
-horse-shoes, which the miser had picked up.
-
-Strange communings had passed within the walls--sordid, yet bitter
-thoughts, the crushing of all kindly yearnings toward a better state
-of mind. The outer conduct of the man was known, but the internal
-conflict between good and evil remains untold.
-
-Nearly sixty-four years have elapsed since the miser and his sister
-passed from among the living. Perchance some lichen-dotted stone, if
-carefully sought for and narrowly examined, may give the exact period
-of their death, but, as yet, no record of the kind has been
-discovered. Collateral testimonies, however, go far to prove that the
-death of the miser took place about the year 1775, and that his sister
-died a few months previous.
-
-
-
-
-RESULTS OF AN ACCIDENT.--THE GUM SECRET.
-
-
-In journeying from Dublin westward, by the banks of the Liffey, we
-pass the village of Chapelizod, and hamlet of Palmerstown. The
-water-power of the Liffey has attracted manufacturers at different
-times, who with less or greater success, but, unfortunately, with a
-general ill-success, have established works there. Paper-making,
-starch-making, cotton-spinning and weaving, bleaching and printing of
-calicoes, have been attempted. But all have been in turn abandoned,
-though occasionally renewed by some new firm or private adventurer.
-Into the supposed causes of failure it is not here necessary to
-inquire. The manufacture of starch has survived several disasters.
-
-The article British gum, which is now so extensively used by
-calico-printers, by makers-up of stationery, by the Government in
-postage-stamp making, and in various industrial arts, was first made
-at Chapelizod. Its origin and history are somewhat curious.
-
-The use of potatoes in the starch factories excited the vehement
-opposition of the people, whose chief article of food was thus
-consumed and enhanced in price. These factories were several times
-assailed by angry multitudes, and on more than one occasion set on
-fire by means never discovered. The fires were not believed to have
-been always accidental.
-
-On the fifth of September, 1821, George the Fourth, on his return to
-England from visiting Ireland, embarked at Dunleary harbor, near
-Dublin. On that occasion the ancient Irish name of Dunleary was
-blotted out, and in honor of the royal visit that of Kingston was
-substituted. In the evening the citizens of Dublin sat late in taverns
-and at supper parties. Loyalty and punch abounded. In the midst of
-their revelry a cry of "fire" was heard. They ran to the streets, and
-some, following the glare and the cries, found the fire at a starch
-manufactory near Chapelizod. The stores not being of a nature to burn
-rapidly, were in great part saved from the fire, but they were so
-freely deluged with water, that the starch was washed away in streams
-ankle-deep over the roadways and lanes into the Liffey.
-
-Next morning one of the journeymen block-printers--whose employment
-was at the Palmerstown print-works, but who lodged at Chapelizod--woke
-with a parched throat and headache. He asked himself where he had
-been. He had been seeing the King away; drinking, with thousands more,
-Dunleary out of, and Kingston into, the map of Ireland. Presently, his
-confused memory brought him a vision of a fire: he had a thirsty sense
-of having been carrying buckets of water; of hearing the hissing of
-water on hot iron floors; of the clanking of engines, and shouts of
-people working the pumps, and of himself tumbling about with the rest
-of the mob, and rolling over one another in streams of liquefied
-wreck, running from the burning starch stores.
-
-He would rise, dress, go out, inquire about the fire, find his
-shopmates, and see if it was to be a working day, or once again a
-drinking day. He tried to dress; but--a--hoo!--his clothes were gummed
-together. His coat had no entrance for his arms until the sleeves were
-picked open, bit by bit; what money he had left was glued into his
-pockets; his waistcoat was tightly buttoned up with--what? Had he been
-bathing with his clothes on, in a sea of gum-arabic--that costly
-article used in the print-works?
-
-This man was not the only one whose clothes were saturated with gum.
-He and four of his shopmates held a consultation, and visited the
-wreck of the starch factory. In the roadway, the starch, which, in a
-hot, calcined state, had been watered by the fire-engines the night
-before, was now found by them lying in soft, gummy lumps. They took
-some of it home; they tested it in their trade; they bought starch at
-a chandler's shop, put it in a frying-pan, burned it to a lighter or
-darker brown, added water, and at last discovered themselves masters
-of an article, which, if not gum itself, seemed as suitable for their
-trade as gum-arabic, and at a fraction of the cost.
-
-It was their own secret; and, could they have conducted their future
-proceedings as discreetly as they made their experiments, they might
-have realized fortunes, and had the merit of practically introducing
-an article of great utility--one which has assisted in the
-fortune-making of some of the wealthiest firms in Lancaster (so long
-as they held it as a secret), and which now the Government of the
-British empire manufacture for themselves.
-
-Its subsequent history is not less curious than that just related.
-Unfortunately for the operative block-printers, who discovered it,
-their share in its history is soon told.
-
-It is said that six of them subscribed money to send one of their
-number to Manchester with samples of the new gum for sale; the reply
-which he received from drysalters and the managers of print-works, was
-either that they would have nothing to do with his samples, or an
-admonition to go home for the present, and return when he was sober.
-His fellow-workmen, hearing of his non-success and fearing the escape
-of the secret, sent another of their number to his aid with more
-money. The two had no better success than the one. The remaining four,
-after a time, left their work at Dublin, and joined the two in
-Manchester. They now tried to sell their secret. Before this was
-effected one died; two were imprisoned for a share in some drunken
-riots; and all were in extreme poverty. What the price paid for the
-secret was, is not likely to be revealed now. Part of it was spent in
-a passage to New Orleans, where it is supposed the discoverers of
-British gum did not long survive their arrival.
-
-The secret was not at first worked with success. It passed from its
-original Lancashire possessor to a gentleman who succeeded in making
-the article of a sufficiently good quality; and at so low a price that
-it found a ready introduction in the print-works. But he could not
-produce it in large quantity without employing assistants, whom he
-feared to trust with a knowledge of a manufacture so simple and so
-profitable. In employing men to assist in some parts of the work, and
-shutting them out from others, their curiosity, or jealousy, could not
-be restrained. On one or two occasions they caused the officers of
-Excise to break in upon him when he was burning his starch, under the
-allegation that he was engaged in illicit practices. His manufactory
-was broken into in the night by burglars, who only wanted to rob him
-of his secret. Once the place was maliciously burned down. Other
-difficulties, far too numerous for present detail, were encountered.
-Still, he produced the British gum in sufficient quantities for it to
-yield him a liberal income. At last, in a week of sickness, he was
-pressed by the head of a well-known firm of calico-printers for a
-supply. He got out of bed; went to his laboratory; had the fire
-kindled; put on his vessel of plate-iron; calcined his starch, added
-the water, observed the temperature; and all the while held
-conversation with his keen-eyed customer, whom he had unsuspectingly
-allowed to be present. It is enough to say that this acute
-calico-printer never required any more British gum of the
-convalescent's making. Gradually the secret spread, although the
-original purchaser of it still retained a share of the manufacture.
-
-When penny postage came into operation, it was at first doubtful
-whether adhesive labels could be made sufficiently good and
-low-priced, which would not have been the case with gum-arabic.
-British gum solved the difficulty; and the manufacturer made a
-contract to supply it for the labels. In the second year of his
-contract, a rumor was spread, that the adhesive matter on the postage
-stamps was a deleterious substance, made of the refuse of fish, and
-other disgusting materials. The great British gum secret was then
-spread far and wide. The public was extensively informed that the
-postage-label poison was made simply of--potatoes.
-
-
-
-
-MY LITTLE FRENCH FRIEND.
-
-
-Mademoiselle Honorine is a teacher of her own language in a cathedral
-town south of the Loire, celebrated for the finest church and the
-longest street in France; at least, so say the inhabitants, who have
-seen no others. The purest French is supposed to be spoken hereabouts,
-and the reputation thus given has for many years attracted hosts of
-foreigners anxious to attain the true accent formerly in vogue at the
-court of the refined Catherine de Medici. It is true that this extreme
-grace of diction and tone is not acknowledged by Parisians; who, when
-they had a court, imagined the best French was spoken in the capital
-where that court resided; and they have been long in the habit of
-sneering at the pretensions of their rivals; who, however, among
-foreigners, still keep their middle-age fame.
-
-Mademoiselle Honorine is not a native of this remarkable town; and the
-French she teaches is of a different sort, for she comes from a
-far-off province, by no means so remarkable for purity of accent. She
-is an Alsatian, and her natal town is no other than Vancouleurs, where
-the tree under which Joan of Arc saw angels and became inspired, once
-existed.
-
-As may be imagined, Mademoiselle Honorine is proud of this accident of
-birth, and tells with much exultation of having, at the age of
-fifteen, some thirty-five years ago, borne the part of La Pucelle in
-the grand procession to Domremy, formerly an annual festival. She
-relates that she attracted universal attention on that occasion,
-chiefly from the circumstance of her hair, which is now of silvery
-whiteness, having been equally so then, much to the admiration of all
-who beheld her.
-
-"I was always," she remarks, with satisfied vanity, "celebrated for my
-hair, and I had at all times a high color and bright eyes; so that,
-though some people preferred the beauty of my sisters, I always got
-more partners than they at all our _fêtes_. It is true they all
-married, and no one proposed to me, except old Monsieur de Monzon, who
-suffered from the gout and a very bad temper; but I had no respect for
-his character and though he was rich, and I might have been a
-_châtelaine_, instead of such a poor woman as I am, still I refused
-him, for I preferred my liberty; and that, also, was the reason I left
-my uncle's domain, because I like independence. We used, my aunt, my
-uncle, and I, to spend most of our time at his country place, going
-out every day lark-catching, which we did with looking-glasses: they
-held the glasses and lured the birds, while I was ready with the net
-to throw over them. My uncle, however, was always scolding me for
-talking and frightening the birds away; so I got tired of this
-amusement and of the dependence in which I lived."
-
-The independence preferred by Mademoiselle Honorine to lark-catching
-and snubbing, consists in giving lessons to the English. As, of late,
-we islanders have been as hard to catch as the victims of the
-looking-glasses, her occupation is not lucrative; and although she
-sometimes devotes her energies to the arts, in the form of twisted
-colored paper tortured into the semblance of weeping willows, and
-nondescript flowers, yet these specimens of ingenuity do not bring in
-a very large revenue. In fact, her income, when I knew her, could not
-be considered enormous; for, to pay house-rent, board, washing, and
-sundry little expenses, she possessed twelve francs a month: yet with
-these resources, nevertheless, she contrived to do more benevolent and
-charitable acts than any person I ever met with. She has always
-halfpence for the poor's bag at church--always farthings for certain
-regular pensioners, who expect her donation as she passes them, at
-their begging stations, on her way to her pupils. Moreover, on
-New-year's day, she has always the means of making the prettiest
-presents to a friend who for years has shown her countenance, and put
-little gains in her way.
-
-She obtains six francs per month from a couple of pupils, whose merit
-is as great in receiving, as hers in giving lessons. These are two
-young workwomen who desire to improve their education, and daily
-devote to study the only unoccupied hour they possess. From six
-o'clock till seven, Mademoiselle Honorine, therefore, on her return
-from the five o'clock mass--which she never misses--calls at the
-garret of these devotees, and imparts her instruction in reading and
-writing to the zealous aspirants for knowledge.
-
-"I would not," she says, "miss their lessons for the world; because,
-you see, I have thus always an eye upon their conduct, and have an
-opportunity of throwing in a little good advice, and making them read
-good books."
-
-As these young damsels go out to their work directly after the lesson
-is over--taking breakfast at a late hour in the day--Mademoiselle
-Honorine provides herself, before starting to the five o'clock mass,
-with a bit of dry bread, which she puts in her pocket, ready to eat
-when the moment of hunger arrives. She never allows herself any other
-breakfast; and, as she drinks only cold water, no expenditure of fuel
-is necessary for this in her establishment. Except it occurs to any of
-her pupils--few of whom are much richer than her earliest-served--to
-offer her some refreshment to lighten her labors, Mademoiselle
-Honorine contrives to walk, and talk, and laugh, and be amusing on an
-empty stomach, till dinner-time, when she is careful to provide
-herself with an apple and another slice of bread, which she enjoys in
-haste, and betakes herself to other occupations, chiefly
-unremunerative--such as visiting a sick neighbor, reading to a blind
-friend, or taking a walk on the fashionable promenade with an infirm
-invalid, who requires the support of an arm.
-
-Fire in France is an expensive luxury which she economizes--not that
-she indulges, when forced to allow herself in comfort, in much besides
-turf or pine-cones, with perhaps a sprinkling of fagot-wood if a
-friend calls in. She is able, however, to keep a little canary in a
-cage, who is her valued companion; and she nourishes, besides, several
-little productive plants in pots, such as violets and résida; chiefly,
-it must be owned, with a view of having the means of making floral
-offerings, on birthdays and christenings, to her very numerous
-acquaintances.
-
-She is never seen out of spirits, and is welcomed as an object of
-interest whenever she flits along with her round, rosy, smiling face,
-shrined in braids of white hair, and set off with a smart
-fashionable-shaped bonnet; for she likes being in the fashion, and is
-proud of the slightness of her waist, which her polka shows to
-advantage. The strings of her bonnet, and the ribbons and buttons of
-her dress, are sometimes very fresh, and her mittens are sometimes
-very uncommon: this she is particular about, as she shows her hands a
-good deal in accompanying herself on the guitar, which she does with
-much taste, for her ear is very good and her voice has been musical.
-There are few things Mademoiselle Honorine can not do to be useful.
-She can play at draughts and dominos, can knit or net, knowing all the
-last new patterns; her satin stitch is neatness itself. It is
-suspected that she turns some of these talents to advantage; but that
-is a secret, as she considers it more dignified to be known only as a
-teacher.
-
-She had a curious set of pupils when I became acquainted with her.
-Those whom I knew were English; who were, rather late in their career,
-endeavoring to become proficients in a tongue positively necessary for
-economical, useful, or sentimental purposes, as the case might be, but
-which in more early days they had not calculated on requiring.
-
-They were of those who encourage late ambition--
-
- "And from the dregs of life think to receive
- What the first sprightly running could not give."
-
-The first of these was a bachelor of some fifty-five, formerly a
-medical practitioner, now retired, and living in a lively lodging, in
-a _premier_ that overlooked the Loire; which reflected back so much
-sun from its broad surface on a bright winter's day, that the
-circumstance greatly diminished his expenses in the dreaded article of
-fuel--a consideration with both natives and foreigners. Economy was
-strictly practiced by Dr. Drowler. Nevertheless, as he was very
-gallant, and loved to pay compliments to his fair young French
-friends, whom he did not suspect of laughing at him, he became
-desirous of acquiring greater facility in the lighter part of a
-language which served him indifferently well in the ordinary concerns
-of his bachelor house-keeping. He therefore resolved to take advantage
-of the low terms and obliging disposition of Mademoiselle Honorine,
-and placed himself on her form. There was much good-will on both
-sides, and his instructress declared that she should have felt little
-fear of his ultimate success, but for his defective hearing; which
-considerably interfered with his appreciation of those shades of
-pronunciation which might be necessary to render him capable of
-charming the attentive ears of the young ladies, who were on the
-tiptoe of expectation to hear what progress he had made in the
-language of Jean Jacques Rousseau.
-
-Another of Mademoiselle Honorine's charges was Mrs. Mumble, a widow of
-uncertain age, whose early education had been a good deal left to
-nature; and who--her income being small--had sought the banks of the
-poetical Loire (in, she told her Somersetshire friends, the south of
-France) to make, as she expressed it, "both ends meet." "One lesson a
-week at a _franc_," she reflected, "won't ruin me, and I shall soon
-get to speak their language as well as the best of 'em." Mademoiselle
-Honorine herself would not have despaired of her pupil arriving at
-something approaching to this result, could she have got the better of
-a certain indistinctness of utterance caused by the loss of several
-teeth.
-
-Miss Dogherty was a third pupil; a young lady of fifty, with very
-youthful manners, and a slight figure. She had labored long to acquire
-the true "Porris twang," as she termed it; but, finding her efforts
-unavailing, she had resolved during her winter in Touraine, to devote
-herself to the language, drawing it pure from the source; and agreed
-to sacrifice ten francs per month, in order, by daily hours of
-devotion, to reach the goal. An inveterate Tipperary accent interfered
-slightly with her views, but she hit on an ingenious expedient for
-concealing the defect; this was, never to open her mouth to more than
-half its size in speaking; and always to utter her English in a broken
-manner, which might convey to the stranger the idea of her being a
-foreigner. She had her cards printed as Mademoiselle Durté, which made
-the illusion complete.
-
-But these pupils were not to be entirely relied on for producing an
-income--Mademoiselle Honorine could scarcely reckon on the advantages
-they presented for a continuance, sanguine as she was. In fact, she
-may be said to have, as a certainty, only one permanent pupil, whom
-she looks upon as her chief stay, and her gratitude for this source of
-emolument is such, that she is always ready to evince her sense of its
-importance by adopting the character of nursemaid, classical
-teacher--although her knowledge of the dead languages is not
-extensive--or general governess, approaching the maternal character
-the nearer from the compassion she feels for the pretty little orphan
-English boy, who lives under the care of an infirm old grandmother.
-With this little gentleman, whose domicile is situated about two miles
-from her own, at the top of a steep hill, she walks, and talks, and
-laughs, and teaches, and enjoys herself so much, that she considers it
-but right to reward him for the pleasure he gives her by expending a
-few sous every day in sweetmeats for his delectation; this sum making
-a considerable gap in the monthly salary his grandmother is able to
-afford. However, her disinterestedness is not thrown away here, and I
-learn with singular satisfaction that Mademoiselle Honorine having
-been detected in the act of devouring her dry crust, by way of
-breakfast, and her pupil having won from her the confession that she
-never had any other, a cup of hot chocolate was always afterward
-prepared and offered to her by the little student as soon as she
-entered his study. When I had an opportunity of judging--a fact which
-more than once occurred to me--of the capabilities of Mademoiselle
-Honorine's appetite, I was gratified, though surprised, to find that
-nothing came amiss to her; that she could enjoy any thing in the shape
-of fish, flesh, or fowl, and drank a good glass of Bordeaux, or even
-Champagne, with singular glee.
-
-It happened, not long since, that the friend who had revealed to me
-the secret of her manner of life, was suddenly called upon to pay a
-sum of money on some railway shares she possessed; and, being
-unprepared, was lamenting in the presence of Mademoiselle Honorine,
-the inconvenience she was put to.
-
-The next day, the lively little dame appeared with a canvas bag in her
-hand, containing no less a sum than five hundred francs. "Here," she
-said, smiling, "is the exact sum you want. It is most lucky I should
-happen to have as much. I have been collecting it for years; for, you
-know, in case of sickness, one likes to avoid being a burden to one's
-friends. It is at your service for as long a time as you like, and you
-will relieve me from anxiety in taking it into your hands." It was
-impossible to refuse the offer; and the good little woman was thus
-enabled to repay the many kindnesses she had received, and to add
-greatly to her own dignity; of which she is very tenacious.
-
-"Ah!" said a Parisian lady to her one day, after hearing of her
-thousand occupations and privations, "how do you contrive to live; and
-what can you care about life? I should have had recourse to charcoal
-long ago, if I had been in your situation. Yet you are always laughing
-and gay, as if you dined on foie-gras and truffles every day of your
-existence!"
-
-"So I do," replied the little heroine--"at least on what is quite as
-good--for I have all I want, all I care about, never owing a sous, and
-being a charge to no one. Besides, I have a secret happiness which
-nothing can take away; and, when I go into the church of a morning to
-mass, I thank God with all my heart for all the blessings he gives me,
-and, above all, for the extreme content which makes all the world seem
-a paradise of enjoyment. I never know what it is to be dull, and as
-for charcoal, I have no objection to it in a foot-warmer, but that is
-all the acquaintance I am likely to make with it."
-
-"Poor soul!" returned the Parisienne, "how I pity you!"
-
-
-
-
-BLEAK HOUSE.[D]
-
-BY CHARLES DICKENS.
-
- [Footnote D: Continued from the June Number.]
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.--OUR DEAR BROTHER.
-
-A touch on the lawyer's wrinkled hand, as he stands in the dark room,
-irresolute, makes him start and say, "What's that?"
-
-"It's me," returns the old man of the house, whose breath is in his
-ear. "Can't you wake him?"
-
-"No."
-
-"What have you done with your candle?"
-
-"It's gone out. Here it is."
-
-Krook takes it, goes to the fire, stoops over the red embers, and
-tries to get a light. The dying ashes have no light to spare, and his
-endeavors are vain. Muttering, after an ineffectual call to his
-lodger, that he will go down stairs, and bring a lighted candle from
-the shop, the old man departs. Mr. Tulkinghorn, for some new reason
-that he has, does not await his return in the room, but on the stairs
-outside.
-
-The welcome light soon shines upon the wall, as Krook comes slowly up,
-with his green-eyed cat following at his heels. "Does the man
-generally sleep like this?" inquires the lawyer, in a low voice. "Hi!
-I don't know," says Krook, shaking his head, and lifting his eyebrows.
-"I know next to nothing of his habits, except that he keeps himself
-very close."
-
-Thus whispering, they both go in together. As the light goes in, the
-great eyes in the shutters, darkening, seem to close. Not so the eyes
-upon the bed.
-
-"God save us!" exclaims Mr. Tulkinghorn. "He is dead!"
-
-Krook drops the heavy hand he has taken up, so suddenly that the arm
-swings over the bedside.
-
-They look at one another for a moment.
-
-"Send for some doctor! Call for Miss Flite up the stairs, sir. Here's
-poison by the bed! Call out for Flite, will you?" says Krook, with his
-lean hands spread out above the body like a vampire's wings.
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn hurries to the landing, and calls, "Miss Flite! Flite!
-Make haste, here, whoever you are! Flite!" Krook follows him with his
-eyes, and, while he is calling, finds opportunity to steal to the old
-portmanteau, and steal back again.
-
-"Run, Flite, run! The nearest doctor! Run!" So Mr. Krook addresses a
-crazy little woman, who is his female lodger: who appears and vanishes
-in a breath: who soon returns, accompanied by a testy medical man,
-brought from his dinner--with a broad snuffy upper lip, and a broad
-Scotch tongue.
-
-"Ey! Bless the hearts o' ye," says the medical man, looking up at
-them, after a moment's examination. "He's just as dead as Phairy!"
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn (standing by the old portmanteau) inquires if he has
-been dead any time.
-
-"Any time, sir?" says the medical gentleman. "It's probable he wull
-have been dead aboot three hours."
-
-"About that time, I should say," observes a dark young man, on the
-other side of the bed.
-
-"Air you in the maydickle prayfession yourself, sir?" inquires the
-first.
-
-The dark young man says yes.
-
-"Then I'll just tak' my depairture," replies the other; "for I'm nae
-gude here!" With which remark, he finishes his brief attendance, and
-returns to finish his dinner.
-
-The dark young surgeon passes the candle across and across the face,
-and carefully examines the law-writer, who has established his
-pretensions to his name by becoming indeed No one.
-
-"I knew this person by sight, very well," says he. "He has purchased
-opium of me, for the last year and a half. Was any body present
-related to him?" glancing round upon the three bystanders.
-
-"I was his landlord," grimly answers Krook, taking the candle from the
-surgeon's outstretched hand. "He told me once, I was the nearest
-relation he had."
-
-"He has died," says the surgeon, "of an over-dose of opium, there is
-no doubt. The room is strongly flavored with it. There is enough here
-now," taking an old teapot from Mr. Krook, "to kill a dozen people."
-
-"Do you think he did it on purpose?" asks Krook.
-
-"Took the over-dose?"
-
-"Yes!" Krook almost smacks his lips with the unction of a horrible
-interest.
-
-"I can't say. I should think it unlikely, as he has been in the habit
-of taking so much. But nobody can tell. He was very poor, I suppose?"
-
-"I suppose he was. His room--don't look rich," says Krook; who might
-have changed eyes with his cat, as he casts his sharp glance around.
-"But I have never been in it since he had it, and he was too close to
-name his circumstances to me."
-
-"Did he owe you any rent?"
-
-"Six weeks."
-
-"He will never pay it!" says the young man, resuming his examination.
-"It is beyond a doubt that he is indeed as dead as Pharaoh; and to
-judge from his appearance and condition, I should think it a happy
-release. Yet he must have been a good figure when a youth, and I dare
-say good-looking." He says this, not unfeelingly, while sitting on the
-bedstead's edge, with his face toward that other face, and his hand
-upon the region of the heart. "I recollect once thinking there was
-something in his manner, uncouth as it was, that denoted a fall in
-life. Was that so?" he continues, looking round.
-
-Krook replies, "You might as well ask me to describe the ladies whose
-heads of hair I have got in sacks down stairs. Than that he was my
-lodger for a year and a half, and lived--or didn't live--by
-law-writing, I know no more of him."
-
-During this dialogue, Mr. Tulkinghorn has stood aloof by the old
-portmanteau, with his hands behind him, equally removed, to all
-appearance, from all three kinds of interest exhibited near the
-bed--from the young surgeon's professional interest in death,
-noticeable as being quite apart from his remarks on the deceased as an
-individual; from the old man's unction; and the little crazy woman's
-awe. His imperturbable face has been as inexpressive as his rusty
-clothes. One could not even say he has been thinking all this while.
-He has shown neither patience nor impatience, nor attention nor
-abstraction. He has shown nothing but his shell. As easily might the
-tone of a delicate musical instrument be inferred from its case, as
-the tone of Mr. Tulkinghorn from _his_ case.
-
-He now interposes; addressing the young surgeon, in his unmoved,
-professional way.
-
-"I looked in here," he observes, "just before you, with the intention
-of giving this deceased man, whom I never saw alive, some employment
-at his trade of copying. I had heard of him from my stationer--Snagsby
-of Cook's Court. Since no one here knows any thing about him, it might
-be as well to send for Snagsby. Ah!" to the little crazy woman, who
-has often seen him in Court, and whom he has often seen, and who
-proposes, in frightened dumb-show, to go for the law stationer.
-"Suppose you do!"
-
-While she is gone, the surgeon abandons his hopeless investigation,
-and covers its subject with the patchwork counterpane. Mr. Krook and
-he interchange a word or two. Mr. Tulkinghorn says nothing; but
-stands, ever, near the old portmanteau.
-
-Mr. Snagsby arrives hastily, in his gray coat and his black sleeves.
-"Dear me, dear me," he says; "and it has come to this, has it! Bless
-my soul!"
-
-"Can you give the person of the house any information about this
-unfortunate creature, Snagsby?" inquires Mr. Tulkinghorn. "He was in
-arrears with his rent, it seems. And he must be buried, you know."
-
-"Well, sir," says Mr. Snagsby, coughing his apologetic cough behind
-his hand; "I really don't know what advice I could offer, except
-sending for the beadle."
-
-"I don't speak of advice," returns Mr. Tulkinghorn. "_I_ could
-advise--"
-
-("No one better, sir, I am sure," says Mr. Snagsby, with his
-deferential cough.)
-
-"I speak of affording some clew to his connections, or to where he
-came from, or to any thing concerning him."
-
-"I assure you, sir," says Mr. Snagsby, after prefacing his reply with
-his cough of general propitiation, "that I no more know where he came
-from, than I know--"
-
-"Where he has gone to, perhaps," suggests the surgeon, to help him
-out.
-
-A pause. Mr. Tulkinghorn looking at the law-stationer. Mr. Krook, with
-his mouth open, looking for somebody to speak next.
-
-"As to his connections, sir," says Mr. Snagsby, "if a person was to
-say to me, 'Snagsby, here's twenty thousand pound down, ready for you
-in the Bank of England, if you'll only name one of 'em, I couldn't do
-it, sir! About a year and a half ago--to the best of my belief at the
-time when he first came to lodge at the present Rag and Bottle Shop--"
-
-"That was the time!" says Krook, with a nod.
-
-"About a year and a half ago," says Mr. Snagsby, strengthened, "he
-came into our place one morning after breakfast, and, finding my
-little woman (which I name Mrs. Snagsby when I use that appellation)
-in our shop, produced a specimen of his handwriting, and gave her to
-understand that he was in wants of copying work to do, and was--not to
-put too fine a point upon it--" a favorite apology for plain-speaking
-with Mr. Snagsby, which he always offers with a sort of argumentative
-frankness, "hard up! My little woman is not in general partial to
-strangers, particular--not to put too fine a point upon it--when they
-want any thing. But she was rather took by something about this
-person; whether by his being unshaved, or by his hair being in want of
-attention, or by what other ladies' reasons, I leave you to judge; and
-she accepted of the specimen, and likewise of the address. My little
-woman hasn't a good ear for names," proceeds Mr. Snagsby, after
-consulting his cough of consideration behind his hand, "and she
-considered Nemo equally the same as Nimrod. In consequence of which,
-she got into a habit of saying to me at meals, 'Mr. Snagsby, you
-haven't found Nimrod any work yet!' or 'Mr. Snagsby, why didn't you
-give that eight-and-thirty Chancery folio in Jarndyce, to Nimrod?' or
-such like. And that is the way he gradually fell into job-work at our
-place; and that is the most I know of him, except that he was a quick
-hand, and a hand not sparing of night-work; and that if you gave him
-out, say five-and-forty folio on the Wednesday night, you would have
-it brought in on the Thursday morning. All of which--" Mr. Snagsby
-concludes by politely motioning with his hat toward the bed, as much
-as to add, "I have no doubt my honorable friend would confirm, if he
-were in a condition to do it."
-
-"Hadn't you better see," says Mr. Tulkinghorn to Krook, "whether he
-had any papers that may enlighten you? There will be an Inquest, and
-you will be asked the question. You can read?"
-
-"No, I can't," returns the old man, with a sudden grin.
-
-"Snagsby," says Mr. Tulkinghorn, "look over the room for him. He will
-get into some trouble or difficulty, otherwise. Being here, I'll wait,
-if you make haste; and then I can testify on his behalf, if it should
-ever be necessary, that all was fair and right. If you will hold the
-candle for Mr. Snagsby, my friend, he'll soon see whether there is any
-thing to help you."
-
-"In the first place, here's an old portmanteau, sir," says Snagsby.
-
-Ah, to be sure, so there is! Mr. Tulkinghorn does not appear to have
-seen it before, though he is standing so close to it, and though there
-is very little else, Heaven knows.
-
-The marine-store merchant holds the light, and the law-stationer
-conducts the search. The surgeon leans against a corner of the
-chimney-piece; Miss Flite peeps and trembles just within the door. The
-apt old scholar of the old school, with his dull black breeches tied
-with ribbons at the knees, his large black waistcoat, his long-sleeved
-black coat, and his wisp of limp white neck-kerchief tied in the bow
-the Peerage knows so well, stands in exactly the same place and
-attitude.
-
-There are some worthless articles of clothing in the old portmanteau;
-there is a bundle of pawnbrokers' duplicates, those turnpike tickets
-on the road of Poverty, there is a crumpled paper, smelling of opium,
-on which are scrawled rough memoranda--as, took, such a day, so many
-grains; took, such another day, so many more--begun some time ago, as
-if with the intention of being regularly continued, but soon left off.
-There are a few dirty scraps of newspapers, all referring to Coroners'
-Inquests; there is nothing else. They search the cupboard, and the
-drawer of the ink-splashed table. There is not a morsel of an old
-letter, or of any other writing, in either. The young surgeon examines
-the dress on the law-writer. A knife and some odd halfpence are all he
-finds. Mr. Snagsby's suggestion is the practical suggestion after all,
-and the beadle must be called in.
-
-So the little crazy lodger goes for the beadle, and the rest come out
-of the room. "Don't leave the cat there!" says the surgeon: "that
-won't do!" Mr. Krook therefore drives her out before him; and she goes
-furtively down stairs, winding her lithe tail and licking her lips.
-
-"Good-night!" says Mr. Tulkinghorn; and goes home to Allegory and
-meditation.
-
-By this time the news has got into the court. Groups of its
-inhabitants assemble to discuss the thing; and the outposts of the
-army of observation (principally boys) are pushed forward to Mr.
-Krook's window, which they closely invest. A policeman has already
-walked up to the room, and walked down again to the door, where he
-stands like a tower, only condescending to see the boys at his base
-occasionally; but whenever he does see them, they quail and fall back.
-Mrs. Perkins, who has not been for some weeks on speaking terms with
-Mrs. Piper, in consequence of an unpleasantness originating in young
-Perkins having "fetched" young Piper "a crack," renews her friendly
-intercourse on this auspicious occasion. The pot-boy at the corner,
-who is a privileged amateur, as possessing official knowledge of life,
-and having to deal with drunken men occasionally, exchanges
-confidential communications with the policeman, and has the appearance
-of an impregnable youth, unassailable by truncheons and unconfinable
-in station-houses. People talk across the court out of window, and
-bare-headed scouts come hurrying in from Chancery Lane to know what's
-the matter. The general feeling seems to be that it's a blessing Mr.
-Krook warn't made away with first, mingled with a little natural
-disappointment that he was not. In the midst of this sensation, the
-beadle arrives.
-
-The beadle, though generally understood in the neighborhood to be a
-ridiculous institution, is not without a certain popularity for the
-moment, if it were only as a man who is going to see the body. The
-policeman considers him an imbecile civilian, a remnant of the
-barbarous watchmen-times; but gives him admission, as something that
-must be borne with until Government shall abolish him. The sensation
-is heightened, as the tidings spread from mouth to mouth that the
-beadle is on the ground, and has gone in.
-
-By-and-by the beadle comes out, once more intensifying the sensation,
-which has rather languished in the interval. He is understood to be in
-want of witnesses, for the Inquest to-morrow, who can tell the Coroner
-and Jury any thing whatever respecting the deceased. Is immediately
-referred to innumerable people who can tell nothing whatever. Is made
-more imbecile by being constantly informed that Mrs. Green's son "was
-a law-writer his-self, and knowed him better than any body"--which son
-of Mrs. Green's appears, on inquiry, to be at the present time aboard
-a vessel bound for China, three months out, but considered accessible
-by telegraph, on application to the Lords of the Admiralty. Beadle
-goes into various shops and parlors, examining the inhabitants; always
-shutting the door first, and by exclusion, delay, and general idiotcy,
-exasperating the public. Policeman seen to smile to potboy. Public
-loses interest, and undergoes re-action. Taunts the beadle, in shrill,
-youthful voices, with having boiled a boy; choruses fragments of a
-popular song to that effect, and importing that the boy was made into
-soup for the workhouse. Policeman at last finds it necessary to
-support the law, and seize a vocalist; who is released upon the flight
-of the rest, on condition of his getting out of this then, come! and
-cutting it--a condition he immediately observes. So the sensation dies
-off for the time; and the unmoved policeman (to whom a little opium,
-more or less, is nothing), with his shining hat, stiff stock,
-inflexible great-coat, stout belt and bracelet, and all things
-fitting, pursues his lounging way with a heavy tread: beating the
-palms of his white gloves one against the other, and stopping now and
-then at a street-corner, to look casually about for any thing between
-a lost child and a murder.
-
-Under cover of the night, the feeble-minded beadle comes flitting
-about Chancery Lane with his summonses, in which every Juror's name is
-wrongly spelt, and nothing is rightly spelt, but the beadle's own name
-which nobody can read or wants to know. His summonses served, and his
-witnesses forewarned, the beadle goes to Mr. Krook's, to keep a small
-appointment he has made with certain paupers; who, presently
-arriving, are conducted up-stairs; where they leave the great eyes in
-the shutter something new to stare at, in that last shape which
-earthly lodgings take for No one--and for Every one.
-
-And, all that night, the coffin stands ready by the old portmanteau;
-and the lonely figure on the bed, whose path in life has lain through
-five-and-forty years, lies there, with no more track behind him, that
-any one can trace, than a deserted infant.
-
-Next day the court is all alive--is like a fair, as Mrs. Perkins, more
-than reconciled to Mrs Piper, says, in amicable conversation with that
-excellent woman. The coroner is to sit in the first-floor room at the
-Sol's Arms, where the Harmonic Meetings take place twice a week, and
-where the chair is filled by a gentleman of professional celebrity,
-faced by little Swills, the comic vocalist, who hopes (according to
-the bill in the window) that his friends will rally round him and
-support first-rate talent. The Sol's Arms does a brisk stroke of
-business all the morning. Even children so require sustaining, under
-the general excitement, that a pieman, who has established himself for
-the occasion at the corner of the court, says his brandy-balls go off
-like smoke. What time the beadle, hovering between the door of Mr.
-Krook's establishment and the door of the Sol's Arms, shows the
-curiosity in his keeping to a few discreet spirits, and accepts the
-compliment of a glass of ale or so in return.
-
-At the appointed hour arrives the Coroner, for whom the Jurymen are
-waiting, and who is received with a salute of skittles from the good
-dry skittle-ground attached to the Sol's Arms. The Coroner frequents
-more public-houses than any man alive. The smell of sawdust, beer,
-tobacco-smoke, and spirits, is inseparable in his vocation from death
-in its most awful shapes. He is conducted by the beadle and the
-landlord to the Harmonic Meeting Room, where he puts his hat on the
-piano, and takes a Windsor-chair at the head of a long table, formed
-of several short tables put together, and ornamented with glutinous
-rings in endless involutions, made by pots and glasses. As many of the
-Jury as can crowd together at the table sit there. The rest get among
-the spittoons and pipes, or lean against the piano. Over the Coroner's
-head is a small iron garland, the pendant handle of a bell, which
-rather gives the Majesty of the Court the appearance of going to be
-hanged presently.
-
-Call over and swear the Jury! While the ceremony is in progress,
-sensation is created by the entrance of a chubby little man in a
-large shirt-collar, with a moist eye, and an inflamed nose, who
-modestly takes a position near the door as one of the general public,
-but seems familiar with the room too. A whisper circulates that this
-is little Swills. It is considered not unlikely that he will get up an
-imitation of the Coroner, and make it the principal feature of the
-Harmonic Meeting in the evening.
-
-"Well, gentlemen--" the Coroner begins.
-
-"Silence there, will you!" says the beadle. Not to the Coroner, though
-it might appear so.
-
-"Well, gentlemen!" resumes the Coroner. "You are impaneled here, to
-inquire into the death of a certain man. Evidence will be given before
-you, as to the circumstances attending that death, and you will give
-your verdict according to the--skittles; they must be stopped, you
-know, beadle!--evidence, and not according to any thing else. The
-first thing to be done, is to view the body."
-
-"Make way there!" cries the beadle.
-
-So they go out in a loose procession, something after the manner of a
-straggling funeral, and make their inspection in Mr. Krook's back
-second floor, from which a few of the Jurymen retire pale and
-precipitately. The beadle is very careful that two gentlemen not very
-neat about the cuffs and buttons (for whose accommodation he has
-provided a special little table near the Coroner, in the Harmonic
-Meeting Room), should see all that is to be seen. For they are the
-public chroniclers of such inquiries, by the line; and he is not
-superior to the universal human infirmity, but hopes to read in print
-what "Mooney, the active and intelligent beadle of the district," said
-and did; and even aspires to see the name of Mooney is familiarly and
-patronizingly mentioned as the name of the Hangman is, according to
-the latest examples.
-
-Little Swills is waiting for the Coroner and Jury on their return. Mr.
-Tulkinghorn, also. Mr. Tulkinghorn is received with distinction, and
-seated near the Coroner; between that high judicial officer, a
-bagatelle board, and the coal-box. The inquiry proceeds. The Jury
-learn how the subject of their inquiry died, and learn no more about
-him. "A very eminent solicitor is in attendance, gentlemen," says the
-Coroner, "who, I am informed, was accidentally present, when discovery
-of the death was made; but he could only repeat the evidence you have
-already heard from the surgeon, the landlord, the lodger, and the
-law-stationer; and it is not necessary to trouble him. Is any body in
-attendance who knows any thing more?"
-
-Mrs. Piper pushed forward by Mrs. Perkins. Mrs. Piper sworn.
-
-Anastasia Piper, gentlemen. Married woman. Now, Mrs. Piper--what have
-you got to say about this?
-
-Why, Mrs. Piper has a good deal to say, chiefly in parenthesis and
-without punctuation, but not much to tell. Mrs. Piper lives in the
-court (which her husband is a cabinet-maker) and it has long been well
-beknown among the neighbors (counting from the day next but one before
-the half-baptizing of Alexander James Piper aged eighteen months and
-four days old on accounts of not being expected to live such was the
-sufferings gentlemen of that child in his gums) as the Plaintive--so
-Mrs. Piper insists on calling the deceased--was reported to have sold
-himself. Thinks it was the Plaintive's air in which that report
-originatinin. See the Plaintive often, and considered as his air was
-feariocious, and not to be allowed to go about some children being
-timid (and if doubted hoping Mrs. Perkins may be brought forard for
-she is here and will do credit to her husband and herself and family).
-Has seen the Plaintive wexed and worrited by the children (for
-children they will ever be and you can not expect them specially if of
-playful dispositions to be Methoozellers which you was not yourself).
-On accounts of this and his dark looks has often dreamed as she see
-him take a pick-ax from his pocket and split Johnny's head (which the
-child knows not fear and has repeatually called after him close at his
-heels). Never however see the plaintive take a pick-ax or any other
-wepping far from it. Has seen him hurry away when run and called after
-as if not partial to children and never see him speak to neither child
-nor grown person at any time (excepting the boy that sweeps the
-crossing down the lane over the way round the corner which if he was
-here would tell you that he has been seen a speaking to him frequent).
-
-Says the Coroner, is that boy here? Says the beadle, no, sir, he is
-not here. Says the Coroner, go and fetch him, then. In the absence of
-the active and intelligent, the Coroner converses with Mr.
-Tulkinghorn.
-
-O! Here's the boy, gentlemen!
-
-Here he is, very muddy, very hoarse, very ragged. Now, boy!--But stop
-a minute. Caution. This boy must be put through a few preliminary
-paces.
-
-Name, Jo. Nothing else that he knows on. Don't know that every body
-has two names. Never heerd of sich a thing. Don't know that Jo is
-short for a longer name. Thinks it long enough for _him_. _He_ don't
-find no fault with it. Spell it? No. _He_ can't spell it. No father,
-no mother, no friends. Never been to school. What's home? Knows a
-broom's a broom, and knows it's wicked to tell a lie. Don't recollect
-who told him about the broom, or about the lie, but knows both. Can't
-exactly say what'll be done to him arter he's dead if he tells a lie
-to the gentlemen here, but believes it'll be something wery bad to
-punish him, and serve him right--and so he'll tell the truth.
-
-"This won't do, gentlemen!" says the Coroner, with a melancholy shake
-of the head.
-
-"Don't you think you can receive his evidence, sir?" asks an attentive
-Juryman.
-
-"Out of the question," says the Coroner. "You have heard the boy.
-'Can't exactly say' won't do, you know. We can't take _that_, in a
-Court of Justice, gentlemen. It's terrible depravity. Put the boy
-aside."
-
-Boy put aside; to the great edification of the audience;--especially
-of Little Swills, the Comic Vocalist.
-
-Now. Is there any other witness? No other witness.
-
-Very well, gentlemen! Here's a man unknown, proved to have been in the
-habit of taking opium in large quantities for a year and a half,
-found dead of too much opium. If you think you have any evidence to
-lead you to the conclusion that he committed suicide, you will come to
-that conclusion. If you think it is a case of accidental death, you
-will find a Verdict accordingly.
-
-Verdict Accordingly. Accidental death. No doubt. Gentlemen, you are
-discharged. Good afternoon.
-
-While the Coroner buttons his great coat, Mr. Tulkinghorn and he give
-private audience to the rejected witness in a corner.
-
-That graceless creature only knows that the dead man (whom he
-recognized just now by his yellow face and black hair) was sometimes
-hooted and pursued about the streets. That one cold winter night, when
-he, the boy, was shivering in a doorway near his crossing, the man
-turned to look at him, and came back, and, having questioned him and
-found that he had not a friend in the world, said, "Neither have I.
-Not one!" and gave him the price of a supper and a night's lodging.
-That the man had often spoken to him since; and asked him whether he
-slept sound at night, and how he bore cold and hunger, and whether he
-ever wished to die; and similar strange questions. That when the man
-had no money, he would say in passing, "I am as poor as you to-day,
-Jo;" but that when he had any he had always (as the boy most heartily
-believes) been glad to give him some.
-
-"He wos wery good to me," says the boy, wiping his eyes with his
-wretched sleeve. "Wen I see him a layin' so stritched out just now, I
-wished he could have heerd me tell him so. He wos wery good to me, he
-wos!"
-
-As he shuffles down stairs, Mr. Snagsby, lying in wait for him, puts a
-half-crown in his hand. "If ever you see me coming past your crossing
-with my little woman--I mean a lady--" says Mr. Snagsby, with his
-finger on his nose, "don't allude to it!"
-
-For some little time the Jurymen hang about the Sol's Arms
-colloquially. In the sequel, half a dozen are caught up in a cloud of
-pipe-smoke that pervades the parlor of the Sol's Arms; two stroll to
-Hampstead: and four engage to go half-price to the play at night, and
-top up with oysters. Little Swills is treated on several hands. Being
-asked what he thinks of the proceedings, characterizes them (his
-strength lying in a slangular direction) as "a rummy start." The
-landlord of the Sol's Arms, rinding Little Swills so popular, commends
-him highly to the Jurymen and public; observing that, for a song in
-character, he don't know his equal, and that that man's
-character-wardrobe would fill a cart.
-
-Thus, gradually the Sol's Arms melts into the shadowy night, and then
-flares out of it strong in gas. The Harmonic Meeting hour arriving,
-the gentleman of professional celebrity takes the chair; is faced
-(red-faced) by Little Swills; their friends rally round them, and
-support first-rate talent. In the zenith of the evening, Little Swills
-says, Gentlemen, if you'll permit me, I'll attempt a short
-description of a scene of real life that came off here to-day. Is much
-applauded and encouraged; goes out of the room as Swills; comes in as
-the Coroner (not the least in the world like him); describes the
-Inquest, with recreative intervals of piano-forte accompaniment to the
-refrain--With his (the Coroner's) tippy tol li doll, tippy tol lo
-doll, tippy tol li doll, Dee!
-
-The jingling piano at last is silent, and the Harmonic friends rally
-round their pillows. Then there is rest around the lonely figure, now
-laid in its last earthly habitation; and it is watched by the gaunt
-eyes in the shutters through some quiet hours of night. If this
-forlorn man could have been prophetically seen lying here, by the
-mother at whose breast he nestled, a little child, with eyes upraised
-to her loving face, and soft hand scarcely knowing how to close upon
-the neck to which it crept, what an impossibility the vision would
-have seemed! O, if, in brighter days, the now-extinguished fire within
-him ever burned for one woman who held him in her heart, where is she,
-while these ashes are above the ground!
-
-It is any thing but a night of rest at Mr. Snagsby's, in Cook's Court;
-where Guster murders sleep, by going, as Mr. Snagsby himself
-allows--not to put too fine a point upon it--out of one fit into
-twenty. The occasion of this seizure is, that Guster has a tender
-heart, and a susceptible something that possibly might have been
-imagination, but for Tooting and her patron saint. Be it what it may,
-now, it was so direfully impressed at tea-time by Mr. Snagsby's
-account of the inquiry at which he had assisted, that at supper-time
-she projected herself into the kitchen preceded by a flying
-Dutch-cheese, and fell into a fit of unusual duration: which she only
-came out of to go into another, and another, and so on through a chain
-of fits, with short intervals between, of which she has pathetically
-availed herself by consuming them in entreaties to Mrs. Snagsby not to
-give her warning "when she quite comes to;" and also in appeals to the
-whole establishment to lay her down on the stones, and go to bed.
-Hence, Mr. Snagsby, at last hearing the cock at the little dairy in
-Cursitor-street go into that disinterested ecstasy of his on the
-subject of daylight, says, drawing a long breath, though the most
-patient of men, "I thought you was dead, I am sure!"
-
-What question this enthusiastic fowl supposes he settles when he
-strains himself to such an extent, or why he should thus crow (so men
-crow on various triumphant public occasions, however) about what can
-not be of any moment to him, is his affair. It is enough that daylight
-comes, morning comes, noon comes.
-
-Then the active and intelligent, who has got into the morning papers
-as such, comes with his pauper company to Mr. Krook's and bears off
-the body of our dear brother here departed, to a hemmed-in
-church-yard, pestiferous and obscene, whence malignant diseases are
-communicated to the bodies of our dear brothers and sisters who have
-not departed; while our dear brothers and sisters who hang about
-official backstairs--would to Heaven they _had_ departed!--are very
-complacent and agreeable. Into a beastly scrap of ground which a Turk
-would reject as a savage abomination, and a Caffre would shudder at,
-they bring our dear brother here departed, to receive Christian
-burial.
-
-With houses looking on, on every side, save where a reeking little
-tunnel of a court gives access to the iron gate--with every villainy
-of life in action close on death, and every poisonous element of death
-in action close on life--here, they lower our dear brother down a foot
-or two: here, sow him in corruption, to be raised in corruption; an
-avenging ghost at many a sick-bedside; a shameful testimony to future
-ages, how civilization and barbarism walked this boastful island
-together.
-
-Come night, come darkness, for you can not come too soon, or stay too
-long, by such a place as this! Come, straggling lights into the
-windows of the ugly houses; and you who do iniquity therein, do it at
-least with this dread scene shut out! Come, flame of gas, burning so
-sullenly above the iron gate, on which the poisoned air deposits its
-witch-ointment slimy to the touch! It is well that you should call to
-every passer-by, "Look here!"
-
-With the night, comes a slouching figure through the tunnel-court, to
-the outside of the iron gate. It holds the gate with its hands, and
-looks in between the bars; stands looking in, for a little while.
-
-It then, with an old broom it carries, softly sweeps the step, and
-makes the archway clean. It does so, very busily and trimly; looks in
-again, a little while; and so departs.
-
-Jo, is it thou? Well, well! Though a rejected witness, who "can't
-exactly say" what will be done to him in greater hands than men's,
-thou art not quite in outer darkness. There is something like a
-distant ray of light in thy muttered reason for this:
-
-"He wos wery good to me, he wos!"
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.--ON THE WATCH.
-
-It has left off raining down in Lincolnshire, at last, and Chesney
-Wold has taken heart. Mrs. Rouncewell is full of hospitable cares, for
-Sir Leicester and my Lady are coming home from Paris. The fashionable
-intelligence has found it out, and communicates the glad tidings to
-benighted England. It has also found out, that they will entertain a
-brilliant and distinguished circle of the _élite_ of the _beau monde_
-(the fashionable intelligence is weak in English, but a
-giant-refreshed in French), at the ancient and hospitable family seat
-in Lincolnshire.
-
-For the greater honor of the brilliant and distinguished circle, and
-of Chesney Wold into the bargain, the broken arch of the bridge in the
-park is mended; and the water, now retired within its proper limits
-and again spanned gracefully, makes a figure in the prospect from the
-house. The clear cold sunshine glances into the brittle woods, and
-approvingly beholds the sharp wind scattering the leaves and drying
-the moss. It glides over the park after the moving shadows of the
-clouds, and chases them, and never catches them, all day. It looks in
-at the windows, and touches the ancestral portraits with bars and
-patches of brightness, never contemplated by the painters. Athwart the
-picture of my Lady, over the great chimney-piece, it throws a broad
-bend-sinister of light that strikes down crookedly into the hearth,
-and seems to rend it.
-
-Through the same cold sunshine and the same sharp wind, my Lady and
-Sir Leicester, in their traveling chariot (my Lady's woman, and Sir
-Leicester's man affectionate in the rumble), start for home. With a
-considerable amount of jingling and whip-cracking, and many plunging
-demonstrations on the part of two bare-backed horses, and two Centaurs
-with glazed hats, jack-boots, and flowing manes and tails, they rattle
-out of the yard of the Hôtel Bristol in the Place Vendôme, and canter
-between the sun-and-shadow-checkered colonnade of the Rue de Rivoli
-and the garden of the ill-fated palace of a headless king and queen,
-off by the Place of Concord, and the Elysian Fields, and the Gate of
-the Star, out of Paris.
-
-Sooth to say, they can not go away too fast, for, even here, my Lady
-Dedlock has been bored to death. Concert, assembly, opera, theatre,
-drive, nothing is new to my Lady, under the worn-out heavens. Only
-last Sunday, when poor wretches were gay--within the walls, playing
-with children among the clipped trees and the statues in the Palace
-Garden; walking, a score abreast, in in the Elysian Fields, made more
-Elysian by performing dogs and wooden horses; between whiles filtering
-(a few) through the gloomy Cathedral of Our Lady, to say a word or two
-at the base of a pillar, within flare of a rusty little gridiron-full
-of gusty little tapers--without the walls encompassing Paris with
-dancing, love-making, wine-drinking, tobacco-smoking, tomb-visiting,
-billiard card and domino playing, quack-doctoring, and much murderous
-refuse, animate and inanimate--only last Sunday, my Lady in the
-desolation of Boredom and the clutch of Giant Despair, almost hated
-her own maid for being in spirits.
-
-She can not, therefore, go too fast from Paris. Weariness of soul lies
-before her, as it lies behind--her Ariel has put a girdle of it round
-the whole earth, and it can not be unclasped--but the imperfect remedy
-is always to fly, from the last place where it has been experienced.
-Fling Paris back into the distance, then, exchanging it for endless
-avenues and cross-avenues of wintry trees! And, when next beheld, let
-it be some leagues away, with the Gate of the Star a white speck
-glittering in the sun, and the city a mere mound in a plain: two dark
-square towers rising out of it, and light and shadow descending on it
-aslant, like the angels in Jacob's dream!
-
-Sir Leicester is generally in a complacent state, and rarely bored.
-When he has nothing else to do, he can always contemplate his own
-greatness. It is a considerable advantage to a man to have so
-inexhaustible a subject. After reading his letters, he leans back in
-his corner of the carriage, and generally reviews his importance to
-society.
-
-"You have an unusual amount of correspondence this morning?" says my
-Lady, after a long time. She is fatigued with reading. Has almost read
-a page in twenty miles.
-
-"Nothing in it, though. Nothing whatever."
-
-"I saw one of Mr. Tulkinghorn's long effusions, I think?"
-
-"You see every thing," says Sir Leicester, with admiration.
-
-"Ha!" sighs my Lady. "He is the most tiresome of men!"
-
-"He sends--I really beg your pardon--he sends," says Sir Leicester,
-selecting the letter, and unfolding it, "a message to you. Our
-stopping to change horses, as I came to his postscript, drove it out
-of my memory. I beg you'll excuse me. He says--" Sir Leicester is so
-long in taking out his eye-glass and adjusting it, that my Lady looks
-a little irritated. "He says 'In the matter of the right of way--' I
-beg your pardon, that's not the place. He says--yes! Here I have it!
-He says, 'I beg my respectful compliments to my Lady, who, I hope, has
-benefited by the change. Will you do me the favor to mention (as it
-may interest her), that I have something to tell her on her return, in
-reference to the person who copied the affidavit in the Chancery suit,
-which so powerfully stimulated her curiosity. I have seen him.'"
-
-My Lady, leaning forward, looks out of her window.
-
-"That's the message," observes Sir Leicester.
-
-"I should like to walk a little," says my Lady, still looking out of
-her window.
-
-"Walk?" repeats Sir Leicester, in a tone of surprise.
-
-"I should like to walk a little," says my Lady, with unmistakable
-distinctness. "Please to stop the carriage."
-
-The carriage is stopped, the affectionate man alights from the rumble,
-opens the door, and lets down the steps, obedient to an impatient
-motion of my Lady's hand. My Lady alights so quickly, and walks away
-so quickly, that Sir Leicester, for all his scrupulous politeness, is
-unable to assist her, and is left behind. A space of a minute or two
-has elapsed before he comes up with her. She smiles, looks very
-handsome, takes his arm, lounges with him for a quarter of a mile, is
-very much bored, and resumes her seat in the carriage.
-
-The rattle and clatter continue through the greater part of three
-days, with more or less of bell-jingling and whip-cracking, and more
-or less plunging of Centaurs and bare-backed horses. Their courtly
-politeness to each other, at the Hotels where they tarry, is the theme
-of general admiration. Though my Lord is a little aged for my Lady,
-says Madame, the hostess of the Golden Ape, and though he might be her
-amiable father, one can see at a glance that they love each other.
-One observes my Lord with his white hair, standing, hat in hand, to
-help my Lady to and from the carriage. One observes my Lady, how
-recognizant of my Lord's politeness, with an inclination of her
-gracious head, and the concession of her so-genteel fingers! It is
-ravishing!
-
-The sea has no appreciation of great men, but knocks them about like
-the small fry. It is habitually hard upon Sir Leicester, whose
-countenance it greenly mottles in the manner of sage-cheese, and in
-whose aristocratic system it effects a dismal revolution. It is the
-Radical of Nature to him. Nevertheless, his dignity gets over it,
-after stopping to refit; and he goes on with my Lady for Chesney Wold,
-lying only one night in London on the way to Lincolnshire.
-
-Through the same cold sunlight--colder as the day declines--and
-through the same sharp wind--sharper as the separate shadows of bare
-trees gloom together in the woods, and as the Ghost's Walk, touched at
-the western corner by a pile of fire in the sky, resigns itself to
-coming night--they drive into the park. The Rooks, swinging in their
-lofty houses in the elm-tree avenue, seem to discuss the question of
-the occupancy of the carriage as it passes underneath; some agreeing
-that Sir Leicester and my Lady are come down; some arguing with
-malcontents who won't admit it; now, all consenting to consider the
-question disposed of; now, all breaking out again in violent debate,
-incited by one obstinate and drowsy bird, who will persist in putting
-in a last contradictory croak. Leaving them to swing and caw, the
-traveling chariot rolls on to the house; where fires gleam warmly
-through some of the windows, though not through so many as to give an
-inhabited expression to the darkening mass of front. But the brilliant
-and distinguished circle will soon do that.
-
-Mrs. Rouncewell is in attendance, and receives Sir Leicester's
-customary shake of the hand with a profound courtesy.
-
-"How do you do, Mrs. Rouncewell? I am glad to see you."
-
-"I hope I have the honor of welcoming you in good health, Sir
-Leicester?"
-
-"In excellent health, Mrs. Rouncewell."
-
-"My Lady is looking charmingly well," says Mrs. Rouncewell, with
-another courtesy.
-
-My Lady signifies, without profuse expenditure of words, that she is
-as wearily well as she can hope to be.
-
-But Rosa is in the distance, behind the housekeeper; and my Lady, who
-has not subdued the quickness of her observation, whatever else she
-may have conquered, asks:
-
-"Who is that girl?"
-
-"A young scholar of mine, my Lady. Rosa."
-
-"Come here, Rosa!" Lady Dedlock beckons her, with even an appearance
-of interest. "Why, do you know how pretty you are, child?" she says,
-touching her shoulder with her two forefingers.
-
-Rosa, very much abashed, says "No, if you please, my Lady!" and
-glances up, and glances down, and don't know where to look, but looks
-all the prettier.
-
-"How old are you?"
-
-"Nineteen, my Lady."
-
-"Nineteen," repeats my Lady, thoughtfully. "Take care they don't spoil
-you by flattery."
-
-"Yes, my Lady."
-
-My Lady taps her dimpled cheek with the same delicate gloved fingers,
-and goes on to the foot of the oak staircase, where Sir Leicester
-pauses for her as her knightly escort. A staring old Dedlock in a
-panel, as large as life and as dull, looks as if he didn't know what
-to make of it--which was probably his general state of mind in the
-days of Queen Elizabeth.
-
-That evening, in the housekeeper's room, Rosa can do nothing but
-murmur Lady Dedlock's praises. She is so affable, so graceful, so
-beautiful, so elegant; has such a sweet voice, and such a thrilling
-touch, that Rosa can feel it yet! Mrs. Rouncewell confirms all this,
-not without personal pride, reserving only the one point of
-affability. Mrs. Rouncewell is not quite sure as to that. Heaven
-forbid that she should say a syllable in dispraise of any member of
-that excellent family; above all, of my Lady, whom the whole world
-admires; but if my Lady would only be "a little more free," not quite
-so cold and distant, Mrs. Rouncewell thinks she would be more affable.
-
-"'Tis almost a pity," Mrs. Rouncewell adds--only "almost," because it
-borders on impiety to suppose that any thing could be better than it
-is, in such an express dispensation as the Dedlock affairs; "that my
-Lady has no family. If she had had a daughter now, a grown young lady,
-to interest her, I think she would have had the only kind of
-excellence she wants."
-
-"Might not that have made her still more proud, grandmother?" says
-Watt; who has been home and come back again, he is such a good
-grandson.
-
-"More and most, my dear," returns the housekeeper with dignity, "are
-words it's not my place to use--nor so much as to hear--applied to any
-drawback on my Lady."
-
-"I beg your pardon, grandmother. But she is proud, is she not?"
-
-"If she is, she has reason to be. The Dedlock family have always
-reason to be."
-
-"Well," says Watt, "it's to be hoped they line out of their
-Prayer-Books a certain passage for the common people about pride and
-vain-glory. Forgive me, grandmother! Only a joke!"
-
-"Sir Leicester and Lady Dedlock, my dear, are not fit subjects for
-joking."
-
-"Sir Leicester is no joke, by any means," says Watt; "and I humbly ask
-his pardon. I suppose, grandmother, that, even with the family and
-their guests down here, there is no objection to my prolonging my stay
-at the Dedlock Arms for a day or two, as any other traveler might?"
-
-"Surely, none in the world, child."
-
-"I am glad of that," says Watt, "because I--because I have an
-inexpressible desire to extend my knowledge of this beautiful
-neighborhood."
-
-He happens to glance at Rosa, who looks down, and is very shy, indeed.
-But, according to the old superstition, it should be Rosa's ears that
-burn, and not her fresh bright cheeks; for my Lady's maid is holding
-forth about her at this moment, with surpassing energy.
-
-My Lady's maid is a Frenchwoman of two-and-thirty, from somewhere in
-the Southern country about Avignon and Marseilles--a large-eyed, brown
-woman with black hair; who would be handsome, but for a certain feline
-mouth, and general uncomfortable tightness of face, rendering the jaws
-too eager, and the skull too prominent. There is something indefinably
-keen and wan about her anatomy; and she has a watchful way of looking
-out of the corners of her eyes without turning her head, which could
-be pleasantly dispensed with--especially when she is in an ill-humor
-and near knives. Through all the good taste of her dress and little
-adornments, these objections so express themselves, that she seems to
-go about like a very neat She-Wolf imperfectly tamed. Besides being
-accomplished in all the knowledge appertaining to her post,
-she is almost an Englishwoman in her acquaintance with the
-language--consequently, she is in no want of words to shower upon Rosa
-for having attracted my Lady's attention; and she pours them out with
-such grim ridicule as she sits at dinner, that her companion, the
-affectionate man, is rather relieved when she arrives at the spoon
-stage of that performance.
-
-Ha, ha, ha! She, Hortense, been in my Lady's service since five years,
-and always kept at the distance, and this doll, this puppet,
-caressed--absolutely caressed--by my Lady on the moment of her
-arriving at the house! Ha! ha! ha! "And do you know how pretty you
-are, child?"--"No, my Lady."--You are right there! "And how old are
-you, child? And take care they do not spoil you by flattery, child!" O
-how droll! It is the _best_ thing altogether.
-
-In short, it is such an admirable thing, that Mademoiselle Hortense
-can't forget it; but at meals for days afterward, even among her
-countrywomen and others attached in like capacity to the troop of
-visitors, relapses into silent enjoyment of the joke--an enjoyment
-expressed in her own convivial manner, by an additional tightness of
-face, thin elongation of compressed lips, and sidewise look: which
-intense appreciation of humor is frequently reflected in my Lady's
-mirrors, when my Lady is not among them.
-
-All the mirrors in the house are brought into action now: many of them
-after a long blank. They reflect handsome faces, simpering faces,
-youthful faces, faces of threescore-and-ten that will not submit to be
-old; the entire collection of faces that have come to pass a January
-week or two at Chesney Wold, and which the fashionable intelligence, a
-mighty hunter before the Lord, hunts with a keen scent, from their
-breaking cover at the Court of St. James's to their being run down to
-Death. The place in Lincolnshire is all alive. By day guns and voices
-are heard ringing in the woods, horsemen and carriages enliven the
-park-roads, servants and hangers-on pervade the Village and the
-Dedlock Arms. Seen by night, from distant openings in the trees, the
-row of windows in the long drawing-room, where my Lady's picture hangs
-over the great chimney-piece, is like a row of jewels set in a black
-frame. On Sunday, the chill little church is almost warmed by so much
-gallant company, and the general flavor of the Dedlock dust is
-quenched in delicate perfumes.
-
-The brilliant and distinguished circle comprehends within it, no
-contracted amount of education, sense, courage, honor, beauty, and
-virtue. Yet there is something a little wrong about it, in despite of
-its immense advantages. What can it be?
-
-Dandyism? There is no King George the Fourth now (more's the pity!) to
-set the dandy fashion; there are no clear-starched jack-towel
-neckcloths, no short-waisted coats, no false calves, no stays. There
-are no caricatures, now, of effeminite Exquisites so arrayed, swooning
-in opera boxes with excess of delight, and being revived by other
-dainty creatures, poking long-necked scent-bottles at their noses.
-There is no beau whom it takes four men at once to shake into his
-buckskins, or who goes to see all the Executions, or who is troubled
-with the self-reproach of having once consumed a pea. But is there
-Dandyism in the brilliant and distinguished circle notwithstanding,
-Dandyism of a more mischievous sort, that has got below the surface
-and is doing less harmless things than jack-toweling itself and
-stopping its own digestion, to which no rational person need
-particularly object!
-
-Why, yes. It can not be disguised. There _are_ at Chesney Wold this
-January week, some ladies and gentlemen of the newest fashion, who
-have set up a Dandyism--in Religion, for instance. Who, in mere
-lackadaisical want of an emotion, have agreed upon a little dandy talk
-about the Vulgar wanting faith in things in general; meaning, in the
-things that have been tried and found wanting, as though a low fellow
-should unaccountably lose faith in a bad shilling, after finding it
-out! Who would make the Vulgar very picturesque and faithful, by
-putting back the hands upon the Clock of Time, and canceling a few
-hundred years of history.
-
-There are also ladies and gentlemen of another fashion, not so new,
-but very elegant, who have agreed to put a smooth glaze on the world,
-and to keep down all its relations. For whom every thing must be
-languid and pretty. Who have found out the perpetual stoppage. Who are
-to rejoice at nothing, and be sorry for nothing. Who are not to be
-disturbed by ideas. On whom even the Fine Arts, attending in powder
-and walking backward like the Lord Chamberlain, must array themselves
-in the milliners' and tailors' patterns of past generations, and be
-particularly careful not to be in earnest, or to receive any impress
-from the moving age.
-
-Then there is my Lord Boodle, of considerable reputation with his
-party, who has known what office is, and who tells Sir Leicester
-Dedlock with much gravity, after dinner, that he really does not see
-to what the present age is tending. A debate is not what a debate used
-to be; the House is not what the House used to be; even a Cabinet is
-not what it formerly was. He perceives with astonishment, that
-supposing the present Government to be overthrown, the limited choice
-of the Crown, in the formation of a new Ministry, would lie between
-Lord Coddle and Sir Thomas Doodle--supposing it to be impossible for
-the Duke of Foodle to act with Goodle, which may be assumed to be the
-case in consequence of the breach arising out of that affair with
-Hoodle. Then, giving the Home Department and the Leadership of the
-House of Commons to Joodle, the Exchequer to Koodle, the Colonies to
-Loodle, and the Foreign Office to Moodle, what are you to do with
-Noodle? You can't offer him the Presidency of the Council; that is
-reserved for Poodle. You can't put him in the Woods and Forests; that
-is hardly good enough for Quoodle. What follows? That the country is
-shipwrecked, lost, and gone to pieces (as is made manifest to the
-patriotism of Sir Leicester Dedlock), because you can't provide for
-Noodle!
-
-On the other hand, the Right Honorable William Buffy, M.P., contends
-across the table with some one else, that the shipwreck of the
-country--about which there is no doubt; it is only the manner of it
-that is in question--is attributable to Cuffy. If you had done with
-Cuffy what you ought to have done when he first came into Parliament,
-and had prevented him from going over to Duffy, you would have got him
-into an alliance with Fuffy, you would have had with you the weight
-attaching as a smart debater to Guffy, you would have brought to bear
-upon the elections the wealth of Huffy, you would have got in for
-three counties Juffy, Kuffy, and Luffy; and you would have
-strengthened your administration by the official knowledge and the
-business habits of Muffy. All this, instead of being, as you now are,
-dependent on the mere caprice of Puffy!
-
-As to this point, and as to some minor topics, there are differences
-of opinion; but it is perfectly clear to the brilliant and
-distinguished circle, all round, that nobody is in question but Boodle
-and his retinue, and Buffy and _his_ retinue. These are the great
-actors for whom the stage is reserved. A People there are, no doubt--a
-certain large number of supernumeraries, who are to be occasionally
-addressed, and relied upon for shouts and choruses, as on the
-theatrical stage; but Boodle and Buffy, their followers and families,
-their heirs, executors, administrators, and assigns, are the born
-first-actors, managers, and leaders, and no others can appear upon the
-scene for ever and ever.
-
-In this, too, there is perhaps more dandyism at Chesney Wold than the
-brilliant and distinguished circle will find good for itself in the
-long run. For it is, even with the stillest and politest circles, as
-with the circle the necromancer draws around him--very strange
-appearances may be seen in active motion outside. With this
-difference; that, being realities and not phantoms, there is the
-greater danger of their breaking in.
-
-Chesney Wold is quite full, any how; so full, that a burning sense of
-injury arises in the breasts of ill-lodged ladies' maids, and is not
-to be extinguished. Only one room is empty. It is a turret chamber of
-the third order of merit, plainly but comfortably furnished, and
-having an old-fashioned business air. It is Mr. Tulkinghorn's room,
-and is never bestowed on any body else, for he may come at any time.
-He is not come yet. It is his quiet habit to walk across the park from
-the village, in fine weather; to drop into this room, as if he had
-never been out of it since he was last seen there; to request a
-servant to inform Sir Leicester that he is arrived, in case he should
-be wanted; and to appear ten minutes before dinner, in the shadow of
-the library door. He sleeps in his turret, with a complaining
-flag-staff over his head; and has some leads outside, on which, any
-fine morning when he is down here, his black figure may be seen
-walking before breakfast like a larger species of rook.
-
-Every day before dinner, my Lady looks for him in the dusk of the
-library, but he is not there. Every day at dinner, my Lady glances
-down the table for the vacant place, that would be waiting to receive
-him if he had just arrived; but there is no vacant place. Every night,
-my Lady casually asks her maid:
-
-"Is Mr. Tulkinghorn come?"
-
-Every night the answer is: "No my Lady, not yet."
-
-One night, while having her hair undressed, my Lady loses herself in
-deep thought after this reply, until she sees her own brooding face in
-the opposite glass, and a pair of black eyes curiously observing her.
-
-"Be so good as to attend," says my Lady then, addressing the
-reflection of Hortense, "to your business. You can contemplate your
-beauty at another time."
-
-"Pardon! It was your Ladyship's beauty."
-
-"That," says my Lady, "you needn't contemplate at all."
-
-At length, one afternoon a little before sunset, when the bright
-groups of figures, which have for the last hour or two enlivened the
-Ghost's Walk, are all dispersed, and only Sir Leicester and my Lady
-remain upon the terrace, Mr. Tulkinghorn appears. He comes toward them
-at his usual methodical pace, which is never quickened, never
-slackened. He wears his usual expressionless mask--if it be a
-mask--and carries family secrets in every limb of his body, and every
-crease of his dress. Whether his whole soul is devoted to the great,
-or whether he yields them nothing beyond the services he sells, is
-his personal secret. He keeps it, as he keeps the secrets of his
-clients; he is his own client in that matter, and will never betray
-himself.
-
-"How do you do, Mr. Tulkinghorn?" says Sir Leicester, giving him his
-hand.
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn is quite well. Sir Leicester is quite well. My Lady is
-quite well. All highly satisfactory. The lawyer, with his hands behind
-him, walks, at Sir Leicester's side, along the terrace. My Lady walks
-upon the other side.
-
-"We expected you before," says Sir Leicester. A gracious observation.
-As much as to say, "Mr. Tulkinghorn, we remember your existence when
-you are not here to remind us of it by your presence. We bestow a
-fragment of our minds upon you, sir, you see!"
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn, comprehending it, inclines his head, and says he is
-much obliged.
-
-"I should have come down sooner," he explains, "but that I have been
-much engaged with those matters in the several suits between yourself
-and Boythorn."
-
-"A man of a very ill-regulated mind," observes Sir Leicester, with
-severity. "An extremely dangerous person in any community. A man of a
-very low character of mind."
-
-"He is obstinate," says Mr. Tulkinghorn.
-
-"It is natural to such a man to be so," says Sir Leicester, looking
-most profoundly obstinate himself. "I am not at all surprised to hear
-it."
-
-"The only question is," pursues the lawyer, "whether you will give up
-anything."
-
-"No, sir," replies Sir Leicester. "Nothing. _I_ give up?"
-
-"I don't mean any thing of importance; that, of course, I know you
-would not abandon. I mean any minor point."
-
-"Mr. Tulkinghorn," returns Sir Leicester, "there can be no minor point
-between myself and Mr. Boythorn. If I go farther, and observe that I
-can not readily conceive how _any_ right of mine can be a minor point,
-I speak not so much in reference to myself as an individual, as in
-reference to the family position I have it in charge to maintain."
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn inclines his head again. "I have now my instructions,"
-he says. "Mr. Boythorn will give us a good deal of trouble--"
-
-"It is the character of such a mind, Mr. Tulkinghorn," Sir Leicester
-interrupts him, "_to_ give trouble. An exceedingly ill-conditioned,
-leveling person. A person who, fifty years ago, would probably have
-been tried at the Old Bailey for some demagogue proceeding, and
-severely punished--if not," adds Sir Leicester, after a moment's
-pause, "if not hanged, drawn, and quartered."
-
-Sir Leicester appears to discharge his stately breast of a burden, in
-passing this capital sentence; as if it were the next satisfactory
-thing to having the sentence executed.
-
-"But night is coming on," says he, "and my Lady will take cold. My
-dear, let us go in."
-
-As they turned toward the hall-door, Lady Dedlock addresses Mr.
-Tulkinghorn for the first time.
-
-"You sent me a message respecting the person whose writing I happened
-to inquire about. It was like you to remember the circumstance; I had
-quite forgotten it. Your message reminded me of it again. I can't
-imagine what association I had with a hand like that; but I surely had
-some."
-
-"You had some?" Mr. Tulkinghorn repeats.
-
-"Oh, yes!" returns my Lady, carelessly. "I think I must have had some.
-And did you really take the trouble to find out the writer of that
-actual thing--what is it!--Affidavit?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"How very odd!"
-
-They pass into a sombre breakfast-room on the ground-floor, lighted in
-the day by two deep windows. It is now twilight. The fire glows
-brightly on the paneled wall, and palely on the window-glass, where,
-through the cold reflection of the blaze, the colder landscape
-shudders in the wind, and a gray mist creeps along: the only traveler
-besides the waste of clouds.
-
-My Lady lounges in a great chair in the chimney-corner, and Sir
-Leicester takes another great chair opposite. The lawyer stands before
-the fire, with his hand out at arm's length, shading his face. He
-looks across his arm at my Lady.
-
-"Yes," he says, "I inquired about the man, and found him. And, what is
-very strange, I found him--"
-
-"Not to be any out-of-the-way person, I am afraid!" Lady Dedlock
-languidly anticipates.
-
-"I found him dead."
-
-"Oh, dear me!" remonstrated Sir Leicester. Not so much shocked by the
-fact, as by the fact of the fact being mentioned.
-
-"I was directed to his lodging--a miserable, poverty-stricken
-place--and I found him dead."
-
-"You will excuse me, Mr. Tulkinghorn," observes Sir Leicester. "I
-think the less said--"
-
-"Pray, Sir Leicester, let me hear the story out;" (it is my Lady
-speaking.) "It is quite a story for twilight. How very shocking!
-Dead?"
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn re-asserts it by another inclination of his head.
-"Whether by his own hand--"
-
-"Upon my honor!" cries Sir Leicester. "Really!"
-
-"Do let me hear the story!" says my Lady.
-
-"Whatever you desire, my dear. But, I must say--"
-
-"No, you mustn't say! Go on, Mr. Tulkinghorn."
-
-Sir Leicester's gallantry concedes the point; though he still feels
-that to bring this sort of squalor among the upper classes is
-really--really--
-
-"I was about to say," resumes the lawyer, with undisturbed calmness,
-"that whether he had died by his own hand or not, it was beyond my
-power to tell you. I should amend that phrase, however, by saying that
-he had unquestionably died of his own act; though whether by his own
-deliberate intention, or by mischance, can never certainly be known.
-The coroner's jury found that he took the poison accidentally."
-
-"And what kind of man," my Lady asks, "was this deplorable creature?"
-
-"Very difficult to say," returns the lawyer, shaking his head. "He had
-lived so wretchedly, and was so neglected, with his gipsy color, and
-his wild black hair and beard, that I should have considered him the
-commonest of the common. The surgeon had a notion that he had once
-been something better, both in appearance and condition."
-
-"What did they call the wretched being?"
-
-"They called him what he had called himself, but no one knew his
-name."
-
-"Not even any one who had attended on him?"
-
-"No one had attended on him. He was found dead. In fact, I found him."
-
-"Without any clew to any thing more?"
-
-"Without any; there was," says the lawyer, meditatively, "an old
-portmanteau; but--No, there were no papers."
-
-During the utterance of every word of this short dialogue, Lady
-Dedlock and Mr. Tulkinghorn, without any other alteration in their
-customary deportment, have looked very steadily at one another--as was
-natural, perhaps, in the discussion of so unusual a subject. Sir
-Leicester has looked at the fire, with the general expression of the
-Dedlock on the staircase. The story being told, he renews his stately
-protest, saying, that as it is quite clear that no association in my
-Lady's mind can possibly be traceable to this poor wretch (unless he
-was a begging-letter writer), he trusts to hear no more about a
-subject so far removed from my Lady's station.
-
-"Certainly, a collection of horrors," says my Lady, gathering up her
-mantles and furs; "but they interest one for the moment! Have the
-kindness, Mr. Tulkinghorn, to open the door for me."
-
-Mr. Tulkinghorn does so with deference, and holds it open while she
-passes out. She passes close to him, with her usual fatigued manner,
-and insolent grace. They meet again at dinner--again, next day--again,
-for many days in succession. Lady Dedlock is always the same exhausted
-deity, surrounded by worshipers, and terribly liable to be bored to
-death, even while presiding at her own shrine. Mr. Tulkinghorn is
-always the same speechless repository of noble confidences: so oddly
-out of place, and yet so perfectly at home. They appear to take as
-little note of one another, as any two people, inclosed within the
-same walls, could. But, whether each evermore watches and suspects the
-other, evermore mistrustful of some great reservation; whether each is
-evermore prepared at all points for the other, and never to be taken
-unawares; what each would give to know how much the other knows--all
-this is hidden, for the time, in their own hearts.
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.--ESTHER'S NARRATIVE.
-
-We held many consultations about what Richard was to be; first,
-without Mr. Jarndyce, as he had requested, and afterward with him;
-but it was a long time before we seemed to make progress. Richard said
-he was ready for any thing. When Mr. Jarndyce doubted whether he might
-not already be too old to enter the Navy, Richard said he had thought
-of that, and perhaps he was. When Mr. Jarndyce asked him what he
-thought of the Army, Richard said he had thought of that, too, and it
-wasn't a bad idea. When Mr. Jarndyce advised him to try and decide
-within himself, whether his old preference for the sea was an ordinary
-boyish inclination, or a strong impulse, Richard answered, Well, he
-really _had_ tried very often, and he couldn't make out.
-
-"How much of this indecision of character," Mr. Jarndyce said to me,
-"is chargeable on that incomprehensible heap of uncertainty and
-procrastination on which he has been thrown from his birth, I don't
-pretend to say; but that Chancery, among its other sins, is
-responsible for some of it, I can plainly see. It has engendered or
-confirmed in him a habit of putting off--and trusting to this, that,
-and the other chance, without knowing what chance--and dismissing
-every thing as unsettled, uncertain, and confused. The character of
-much older and steadier people may be even changed by the
-circumstances surrounding them. It would be too much to expect that a
-boy's, in its formation, should be the subject of such influences, and
-escape them."
-
-I felt this to be true; though, if I may venture to mention what I
-thought besides, I thought it much to be regretted that Richard's
-education had not counteracted those influences, or directed his
-character. He had been eight years at a public school, and had learnt,
-I understood, to make Latin Verses of several sorts, in the most
-admirable manner. But I never heard that it had been any body's
-business to find out what his natural bent was, or where his failings
-lay, or to adapt any kind of knowledge to _him_. _He_ had been adapted
-to the Verses, and had learnt the art of making them to such
-perfection, that if he had remained at school until he was of age, I
-suppose he could only have gone on making them over and over again,
-unless he had enlarged his education by forgetting how to do it.
-Still, although I had no doubt that they were very beautiful, and very
-improving, and very sufficient for a great many purposes of life, and
-always remembered all through life, I did doubt whether Richard would
-not have profited by some one studying him a little, instead of his
-studying them quite so much.
-
-To be sure, I knew nothing of the subject, and do not even now know
-whether the young gentlemen of classic Rome or Greece made verses to
-the same extent--or whether the young gentlemen of any country ever
-did.
-
-"I haven't the least idea," said Richard, musing, "what I had better
-be. Except that I am quite sure I don't want to go into the Church,
-it's a toss-up."
-
-"You have no inclination in Mr. Kenge's way?" suggested Mr. Jarndyce.
-
-"I don't know that, sir!" replied Richard. "I am fond of boating.
-Articled clerks go a good deal on the water. It's a capital
-profession!"
-
-"Surgeon--" suggested Mr. Jarndyce.
-
-"That's the thing, sir!" cried Richard.
-
-I doubt if he had ever once thought of it before.
-
-"That's the thing, sir!" repeated Richard, with the greatest
-enthusiasm. "We have got it at last. M.R.C.S.!"
-
-He was not to be laughed out of it, though he laughed at it heartily.
-He said he had chosen his profession, and the more he thought of it,
-the more he felt that his destiny was clear; the art of healing was
-the art of all others for him. Mistrusting that he only came to this
-conclusion, because, having never had much chance of finding out for
-himself what he was fitted for, and having never been guided to the
-discovery, he was taken by the newest idea, and was glad to get rid of
-the trouble of consideration, I wondered whether the Latin Verses
-often ended in this, or whether Richard's was a solitary case.
-
-Mr. Jarndyce took great pains to talk with him, seriously, and to put
-it to his good sense not to deceive himself in so important a matter.
-Richard was a little grave after these interviews; but invariably told
-Ada and me "that it was all right," and then began to talk about
-something else.
-
-"By Heaven!" cried Mr. Boythorn, who interested himself strongly in
-the subject--though I need not say that, for he could do nothing
-weakly; "I rejoice to find a young gentleman of spirit and gallantry
-devoting himself to that noble profession! The more spirit there is in
-it, the better for mankind, and the worse for those mercenary
-taskmasters and low tricksters who delight in putting that illustrious
-art at a disadvantage in the world. By all that is base and
-despicable," cried Mr. Boythorn, "the treatment of Surgeons aboard
-ship is such, that I would submit the legs--both legs--of every member
-of the Admiralty Board to a compound fracture, and render it a
-transportable offense in any qualified practitioner to set them, if
-the system were not wholly changed in eight-and-forty hours!"
-
-"Wouldn't you give them a week?" asked Mr. Jarndyce.
-
-"No!" cried Mr. Boythorn, firmly. "Not on any consideration!
-Eight-and-forty hours! As to Corporations, Parishes, Vestry-Boards,
-and similar gatherings of jolter-headed clods, who assemble to
-exchange such speeches that, by Heaven! they ought to be worked in
-quicksilver mines for the short remainder of their miserable
-existence, if it were only to prevent their detestable English from
-contaminating a language spoken in the presence of the Sun--as to
-those fellows, who meanly take advantage of the ardor of gentlemen in
-the pursuit of knowledge, to recompense the inestimable services of
-the best years of their lives, their long study, and their expensive
-education, with pittances too small for the acceptance of clerks, I
-would have the necks of every one of them wrung, and their skulls
-arranged in Surgeons' Hall for the contemplation of the whole
-profession--in order that its younger members might understand from
-actual measurement, in early life, _how_ thick skulls may become!"
-
-He wound up this vehement declaration by looking round upon us with a
-most agreeable smile, and suddenly thundering, Ha, ha, ha! over and
-over again, until any body else might have been expected to be quite
-subdued by the exertion.
-
-As Richard still continued to say that he was fixed in his choice,
-after repeated periods for consideration had been recommended by Mr.
-Jarndyce, and had expired; and as he still continued to assure Ada and
-me, in the same final manner that it was "all right;" it became
-advisable to take Mr. Kenge into council. Mr. Kenge therefore, came
-down to dinner one day, and leaned back in his chair, and turned his
-eye-glasses over and over, and spoke in a sonorous voice, and did
-exactly what I remembered to have seen him do when I was a little
-girl.
-
-"Ah!" said Mr. Kenge. "Yes. Well? A very good profession, Mr.
-Jarndyce; a very good profession."
-
-"The course of study and preparation requires to be diligently
-pursued," observed my Guardian, with a glance at Richard.
-
-"O, no doubt," said Mr. Kenge. "Diligently."
-
-"But that being the case, more or less, with all pursuits that are
-worth much," said Mr. Jarndyce, "it is not a special consideration
-which another choice would be likely to escape."
-
-"Truly," said Mr. Kenge. "And Mr. Richard Carstone, who has so
-meritoriously acquitted himself in the--shall I say the classic
-shades?--in which his youth had been passed, will, no doubt, apply the
-habits, if not the principles and practice, of versification in that
-tongue in which a poet was said (unless I mistake) to be born, not
-made, to the more eminently practical field of action on which he
-enters."
-
-"You may rely upon it," said Richard, in his off-hand manner, "that I
-shall go at it, and do my best."
-
-"Very well, Mr. Jarndyce!" said Mr. Kenge, gently nodding his head.
-"Really, when we are assured by Mr. Richard that he means to go at it,
-and to do his best," nodding feelingly and smoothly over those
-expressions; "I would submit to you, that we have only to inquire into
-the best mode of carrying out the object of his ambition. Now, with
-reference to placing Mr. Richard with some sufficiently eminent
-practitioner. Is there any one in view at present?"
-
-"No one, Rick, I think?" said my Guardian.
-
-"No one, sir," said Richard.
-
-"Quite so!" observed Mr. Kenge. "As to situation, now. Is there any
-particular feeling on that head?"
-
-"N--no," said Richard.
-
-"Quite so!" observed Mr. Kenge again.
-
-"I should like a little variety," said Richard; "--I mean a good range
-of experience."
-
-"Very requisite, no doubt," returned Mr. Kenge "I think this may be
-easily arranged, Mr. Jarndyce? We have only, in the first place, to
-discover a sufficiently eligible practitioner; and, as soon as we make
-our want--and, shall I add, our ability to pay a premium?--known, our
-only difficulty will be in the selection of one from a large number.
-We have only, in the second place, to observe those little formalities
-which are rendered necessary by our time of life, and our being under
-the guardianship of the Court. We shall soon be--shall I say, in Mr.
-Richard's own light-hearted manner, 'going at it'--to our heart's
-content. It is a coincidence," said Mr. Kenge, with a tinge of
-melancholy in his smile, "one of those coincidences which may or may
-not require an explanation beyond our present limited faculties, that
-I have a cousin in the medical profession. He might be deemed eligible
-by you, and might be disposed to respond to this proposal. I can
-answer for him as little as for you; but he _might_?"
-
-As this was an opening in the prospect, it was arranged that Mr. Kenge
-should see his cousin. And as Mr. Jarndyce had before proposed to take
-us to London for a few weeks, it was settled next day that we should
-make our visit at once, and combine Richard's business with it.
-
-Mr. Boythorn leaving us within a week, we took up our abode at a
-cheerful lodging near Oxford-street, over an upholsterer's shop.
-London was a great wonder to us, and we were out for hours and hours
-at a time, seeing the sights; which appeared to be less capable of
-exhaustion than we were. We made the round of the principal theatres,
-too, with great delight, and saw all the plays that were worth seeing.
-I mention this, because it was at the theatre that I began to be made
-uncomfortable again, by Mr. Guppy.
-
-I was sitting in front of the box one night with Ada; and Richard was
-in the place he liked best, behind Ada's chair; when, happening to
-look down into the pit, I saw Mr. Guppy, with his hair flattened down
-upon his head, and woe depicted in his face, looking up at me. I felt,
-all through the performance, that he never looked at the actors, but
-constantly looked at me, and always with a carefully prepared
-expression of the deepest misery and the profoundest dejection.
-
-It quite spoiled my pleasure for that night, because it was so very
-embarrassing and so very ridiculous. But, from that time forth, we
-never went to the play, without my seeing Mr. Guppy in the pit--always
-with his hair straight and flat, his shirt-collar turned down, and a
-general feebleness about him. If he were not there when we went in,
-and I began to hope he would not come, and yielded myself for a little
-while to the interest of the scene, I was certain to encounter his
-languishing eyes when I least expected it, and, from that time, to be
-quite sure that they were fixed upon me all the evening.
-
-I really can not express how uneasy this made me. If he would only
-have brushed up his hair, or turned up his collar, it would have been
-bad enough; but to know that that absurd figure was always gazing at
-me, and always in that demonstrative state of despondency, put such a
-constraint upon me that I did not like to laugh at the play, or to cry
-at it, or to move, or to speak. I seemed able to do nothing naturally.
-As to escaping Mr. Guppy by going to the back of the box, I could not
-bear to do that; because I knew Richard and Ada relied on having me
-next them, and that they could never have talked together so happily
-if any body else had been in my place. So there I sat, not knowing
-where to look--for wherever I looked, I knew Mr. Guppy's eyes were
-following me--and thinking of the dreadful expense to which this young
-man was putting himself, on my account.
-
-[Illustration: MR. GUPPY'S DESOLATION.]
-
-Sometimes I thought of telling Mr. Jarndyce. Then I feared that the
-young man would lose his situation, and that I might ruin him.
-Sometimes, I thought of confiding in Richard; but was deterred by the
-possibility of his fighting Mr. Guppy, and giving him black eyes.
-Sometimes, I thought, should I frown at him, or shake my head. Then I
-felt I could not do it. Sometimes, I considered whether I should write
-to his mother, but that ended in my being convinced that to open a
-correspondence would be to make the matter worse. I always came to the
-conclusion, finally, that I could do nothing. Mr. Guppy's
-perseverance, all this time, not only produced him regularly at any
-theatre to which we went, but caused him to appear in the crowd as we
-were coming out, and even to get up behind our fly--where I am sure I
-saw him, two or three times, struggling among the most dreadful
-spikes. After we got home, he haunted a post opposite our house. The
-upholsterer's where we lodged, being at the corner of two streets, and
-my bedroom window being opposite the post, I was afraid to go near the
-window when I went up-stairs, lest I should see him (as I did one
-moonlight night) leaning against the post, and evidently catching
-cold. If Mr. Guppy had not been, fortunately for me, engaged in the
-day-time, I really should have had no rest from him.
-
-While we were making this round of gayeties in which Mr. Guppy so
-extraordinarily participated, the business which had helped to bring
-us to town was not neglected. Mr. Kenge's cousin was a Mr. Bayham
-Badger, who had a good practice at Chelsea, and attended a large
-public Institution besides. He was quite willing to receive Richard
-into his house, and to superintend his studies; and as it seemed that
-those could be pursued advantageously under Mr. Badger's roof, and as
-Mr. Badger liked Richard, and as Richard said he liked Mr. Badger
-"well enough," an agreement was made, the Lord Chancellor's consent
-was obtained, and it was all settled.
-
-On the day when matters were concluded between Richard and Mr. Badger,
-we were all under engagement to dine at Mr. Badger's house. We were to
-be "merely a family party," Mrs. Badger's note said; and we found no
-lady there but Mrs. Badger herself. She was surrounded in the
-drawing-room by various objects, indicative of her painting a little,
-playing the piano a little, playing the guitar a little, playing the
-harp a little, singing a little, working a little, reading a little,
-writing poetry a little, and botanizing a little. She was a lady of
-about fifty, I should think, youthfully dressed, and of a very fine
-complexion. If I add, to the little list of her accomplishments, that
-she rouged a little, I do not mean that there was any harm in it.
-
-Mr. Bayham Badger himself was a pink, fresh-faced, crisp-looking
-gentleman, with a weak voice, white teeth, light hair, and surprised
-eyes: some years younger, I should say, than Mrs. Bayham Badger. He
-admired her exceedingly, but principally, and to begin with, on the
-curious ground (as it seemed to us) of her having had three husbands.
-We had barely taken our seats, when he said to Mr. Jarndyce quite
-triumphantly.
-
-"You would hardly suppose that I am Mrs. Bayham Badger's third!"
-
-"Indeed?" said Mr. Jarndyce.
-
-"Her third!" said Mr. Badger. "Mrs. Bayham Badger has not the
-appearance, Miss Summerson, of a lady who has had two former
-husbands?"
-
-I said "Not at all!"
-
-"And most remarkable men!" said Mr. Badger, in a tone of confidence.
-"Captain Swosser of the Royal Navy, who was Mrs. Badger's first
-husband, was a very distinguished officer indeed. The name of
-Professor Dingo, my immediate predecessor, is one of European
-reputation."
-
-Mrs. Badger overheard him, and smiled.
-
-"Yes, my dear!" Mr. Badger replied to the smile, "I was observing to
-Mr. Jarndyce and Miss Summerson, that you had had two former
-husbands--both very distinguished men. And they found it, as people
-generally do, difficult to believe."
-
-"I was barely twenty," said Mrs. Badger, "when I married Captain
-Swosser of the Royal Navy. I was in the Mediterranean with him; I am
-quite a Sailor. On the twelfth anniversary of my wedding-day, I became
-the wife of Professor Dingo."
-
-("Of European reputation," added Mr. Badger in an under tone.)
-
-"And when Mr. Badger and myself were married," pursued Mrs. Badger,
-"we were married on the same day of the year. I had become attached to
-the day."
-
-"So that Mrs. Badger has been married to three husbands--two of them
-highly distinguished men," said Mr. Badger, summing up the facts;
-"and, each time, upon the twenty-first of March at Eleven in the
-forenoon!"
-
-We all expressed our admiration.
-
-"But for Mr. Badger's modesty," said Mr. Jarndyce, "I would take leave
-to correct him, and say three distinguished men."
-
-"Thank you, Mr. Jarndyce! What I always tell him!" observed Mrs.
-Badger.
-
-"And, my dear," said Mr. Badger, "what do _I_ always tell you? That
-without any affectation of disparaging such professional distinction
-as I may have attained (which our friend Mr. Carstone will have many
-opportunities of estimating), I am not so weak--no, really," said Mr.
-Badger to us generally, "so unreasonable--as to put my reputation on
-the same footing with such first-rate men as Captain Swosser and
-Professor Dingo. Perhaps you may be interested, Mr. Jarndyce,"
-continued Mr. Bayham Badger, leading the way into the next drawing
-room, "in this portrait of Captain Swosser. It was taken on his return
-home from the African Station, where he had suffered from the fever of
-the country. Mrs. Badger considers it too yellow. But it's a very fine
-head. A very fine head!"
-
-We all echoed, "A very fine head!"
-
-"I feel when I look at it," said Mr. Badger, "'that's a man I should
-like to have seen!' It strikingly bespeaks the first-class man that
-Captain Swosser pre-eminently was. On the other side, Professor Dingo.
-I knew him well--attended him in his last illness--a speaking
-likeness! Over the piano, Mrs. Bayham Badger when Mrs. Swosser. Over
-the sofa, Mrs. Bayham Badger when Mrs. Dingo. Of Mrs. Bayham Badger
-_in esse_, I possess the original, and have no copy."
-
-Dinner was now announced, and we went down stairs. It was a very
-genteel entertainment, very handsomely served. But the Captain and the
-Professor still ran in Mr. Badger's head, and, as Ada and I had the
-honor of being under his particular care, we had the full benefit of
-them.
-
-"Water, Miss Summerson? Allow me! Not in that tumbler, pray. Bring me
-the Professor's goblet, James!"
-
-Ada very much admired some artificial flowers, under a glass.
-
-"Astonishing how they keep!" said Mr. Badger. "They were presented to
-Mrs. Bayham Badger when she was in the Mediterranean."
-
-[Illustration: THE FAMILY PORTRAITS AT MR. BAYHAM BADGER'S.]
-
-He invited Mr. Jarndyce to take a glass of claret.
-
-"Not that claret," he said. "Excuse me! This is an occasion, and _on_
-an occasion I produce some very special claret I happen to have.
-(James, Captain Swosser's wine!) Mr. Jarndyce, this is a wine that was
-imported by the Captain, we will not say how many years ago. You will
-find it very curious. My dear, I shall be happy to take some of this
-wine with you. (Captain Swosser's claret to your mistress, James!) My
-love, your health!"
-
-After dinner when we ladies retired, we took Mrs. Badger's first and
-second husband with us. Mrs. Badger gave us, in the drawing-room a
-Biographical sketch of the life and services of Captain Swosser before
-his marriage, and a more minute account of him dating from the time
-when he fell in love with her, at a ball on board the Crippler, given
-to the officers of that ship when she lay in Plymouth harbor.
-
-"The dear old Crippler!" said Mrs. Badger, shaking her head. "She was
-a noble vessel. Trim, ship-shape, all a taunto, as Captain Swosser
-used to say. You must excuse me if I occasionally introduce a nautical
-expression; I was quite a sailor once. Captain Swosser loved that
-craft for my sake. When she was no longer in commission, he frequently
-said that if he were rich enough to buy her old hulk, he would have an
-inscription let into the timbers of the quarter-deck where we stood as
-partners in the dance, to mark the spot where he fell--raked fore and
-aft (Captain Swosser used to say) by the fire from my tops. It was his
-naval way of mentioning my eyes."
-
-Mrs. Badger shook her head, sighed, and looked in the glass.
-
-"It was a great change from Captain Swosser to Professor Dingo," she
-resumed, with a plaintive smile. "I felt it a good deal at first. Such
-an entire revolution in my mode of life! But custom, combined with
-science--particularly science--inured me to it. Being the Professor's
-sole companion in his botanical excursions, I almost forgot that I had
-ever been afloat, and became quite learned. It is singular that the
-Professor was the Antipodes of Captain Swosser, and that Mr. Badger is
-not in the least like either!"
-
-We then passed into a narrative of the deaths of Captain Swosser and
-Professor Dingo, both of whom seemed to have had very bad complaints.
-In the course of it, Mrs. Badger signified to us that she had never
-madly loved but once; and that the object of that wild affection,
-never to be recalled in its fresh enthusiasm, was Captain Swosser. The
-Professor was yet dying by inches in the most dismal manner, and Mrs.
-Badger was giving us imitations of his way of saying, with great
-difficulty, "Where is Laura? Let Laura give me my toast and water!"
-when the entrance of the gentlemen consigned him to the tomb.
-
-Now, I observed that evening, as I had observed for some days past,
-that Ada and Richard were more than ever attached to each other's
-society; which was but natural, seeing that they were going to be
-separated so soon. I was therefore not very much surprised, when we
-got home, and Ada and I retired up-stairs, to find Ada more silent
-than usual; though I was not quite prepared for her coming into my
-arms, and beginning to speak to me, with her face hidden.
-
-"My darling Esther!" murmured Ada. "I have a great secret to tell
-you!"
-
-A mighty secret, my pretty one, no doubt!
-
-"What is it, Ada?"
-
-"O Esther, you would never guess!"
-
-"Shall I try to guess?" said I.
-
-"O no! Don't! Pray, don't!" cried Ada, very much startled by the idea
-of my doing so.
-
-"Now, I wonder who it can be about?" said I, pretending to consider.
-
-"It's about," said Ada, in a whisper. "It's about--my cousin Richard!"
-
-"Well, my own!" said I, kissing her bright hair, which was all I could
-see. "And what about him?"
-
-"O, Esther, you would never guess!"
-
-It was so pretty to have her clinging to me in that way, hiding her
-face; and to know that she was not crying in sorrow, but in a little
-glow of joy, and pride, and hope; that I would not help her just yet.
-
-"He says--I know it's very foolish, we are both so young--but he
-says," with a burst of tears, "that he loves me dearly, Esther."
-
-"Does he indeed?" said I. "I never heard of such a thing! Why, my pet
-of pets, I could have told you that, weeks and weeks ago!"
-
-To see Ada lift up her flushed face in joyful surprise, and hold me
-round the neck, and laugh, and cry, and blush, and laugh, was so
-pleasant!
-
-"Why, my darling!" said I, "what a goose you must take me for! Your
-cousin Richard has been loving you as plainly as he could, for I don't
-know how long!"
-
-"And yet you never said a word about it!" cried Ada, kissing me.
-
-"No, my love," said I. "I waited to be told."
-
-"But now I have told you, you don't think it wrong of me; do you?"
-returned Ada. She might have coaxed me to say No, if I had been the
-hardest-hearted Duenna in the world. Not being that yet, I said No,
-very freely.
-
-"And now," said I, "I know the worst of it."
-
-"O, that's not quite the worst of it, Esther dear!" cried Ada, holding
-me tighter, and laying down her face again upon my breast.
-
-"No?" said I. "Not even that?"
-
-"No, not even that!" said Ada, shaking her head.
-
-"Why, you never mean to say--!" I was beginning in joke.
-
-But Ada looking up, and smiling through her tears, cried. "Yes, I do!
-You know, you know I do!" and then sobbed out, "With all my heart I
-do! With all my whole heart, Esther!"
-
-I told her, laughing, why, I had known that, too, just as well as I
-had known the other! And we sat before the fire, and I had all the
-talking to myself for a little while (though there was not much of
-it); and Ada was soon quiet and happy. "Do you think my cousin John
-knows, dear Dame Durden?" she asked.
-
-"Unless my cousin John is blind, my pet," said I, "I should think my
-cousin John knows pretty well as much as we know."
-
-"We want to speak to him before Richard goes," said Ada, timidly, "and
-we wanted you to advise us, and to tell him so. Perhaps you wouldn't
-mind Richard's coming in, Dame Durden?"
-
-"O! Richard is outside, is he, my dear?" said I.
-
-"I am not quite certain," returned Ada, with a bashful simplicity that
-would have won my heart, if she had not won it long before; "but I
-think he's waiting at the door."
-
-There he was, of course. They brought a chair on either side of me,
-and put me between them, and really seemed to have fallen in love with
-me, instead of one another; they were so confiding, and so trustful,
-and so fond of me. They went on in their own wild way for a little
-while--I never stopped them; I enjoyed it too much myself--and then we
-gradually fell to considering how young they were, and how there must
-be a lapse of several years before this early love could come to any
-thing, and how it could come to happiness only if it were real and
-lasting, and inspired them with a steady resolution to do their duty
-to each other, with constancy, fortitude, and perseverance: each
-always for the other's sake. Well! Richard said that he would work his
-fingers to the bone for Ada, and Ada said that she would work her
-fingers to the bone for Richard, and they called me all sorts of
-endearing and sensible names, and we sat there, advising and talking,
-half the night. Finally, before we parted, I gave them my promise to
-speak to their cousin John to-morrow.
-
-So, when to-morrow came, I went to my Guardian after breakfast, in the
-room that was our town-substitute for the Growlery, and told him that
-I had it in trust to tell him something.
-
-"Well, little woman," said he, shutting up his book, "if you have
-accepted the trust, there can be no harm in it."
-
-"I hope not, Guardian," said I. "I can guarantee that there is no
-secresy in it. For it only happened yesterday."
-
-"Ay? And what is it, Esther?"
-
-"Guardian," said I, "you remember the happy night when we first came
-down to Bleak House? When Ada was singing in the dark room?"
-
-I wished to recall to his remembrance the look he had given me then.
-Unless I am much mistaken, I saw that I did so.
-
-"Because," said I, with a little hesitation.
-
-"Yes, my dear!" said he. "Don't hurry."
-
-"Because," said I, "Ada and Richard have fallen in love. And have told
-each other so."
-
-"Already?" cried my Guardian, quite astonished.
-
-"Yes!" said I, "and to tell you the truth, Guardian, I rather expected
-it."
-
-"The deuce you did!" said he.
-
-He sat considering for a minute or two; with his smile, at once so
-handsome and so kind, upon his changing face; and then requested me to
-let them know that he wished to see them. When they came, he encircled
-Ada with one arm, in his fatherly way, and addressed himself to
-Richard with a cheerful gravity.
-
-"Rick," said Mr. Jarndyce, "I am glad to have won your confidence. I
-hope to preserve it. When I contemplated these relations between us
-four which have so brightened my life, and so invested it with new
-interests and pleasures, I certainly did contemplate, afar off, the
-possibility of you and your pretty cousin here (don't be shy, Ada,
-don't be shy, my dear!) being in a mind to go through life together. I
-saw, and do see, many reasons to make it desirable. But that was afar
-off, Rick, afar off!"
-
-"We look afar off, sir," returned Richard.
-
-"Well!" said Mr. Jarndyce. "That's rational. Now, hear me, my dears! I
-might tell you that you don't know your own minds yet; that a thousand
-things may happen to divert you from one another; that it is well this
-chain of flowers you have taken up is very easily broken, or it might
-become a chain of lead. But I will not do that. Such wisdom will come
-soon enough, I dare say, if it is to come at all. I will assume that,
-a few years hence, you will be in your hearts to one another, what you
-are to-day. All I say before speaking to you according to that
-assumption is, if you _do_ change--if you _do_ come to find that you
-are more commonplace cousins to each other as man and woman, than you
-were as boy and girl (your manhood will excuse me, Rick!)--don't be
-ashamed still to confide in me, for there will be nothing monstrous or
-uncommon in it. I am only your friend and distant kinsman. I have no
-power over you whatever. But I wish and hope to retain your
-confidence, if I do nothing to forfeit it."
-
-"I am very sure, sir," returned Richard, "that I speak for Ada, too,
-when I say that you have the strongest power over us both--rooted in
-respect, gratitude, and affection, strengthening every day."
-
-"Dear cousin John," said Ada, on his shoulder, "my father's place can
-never be empty again. All the love and duty I could ever have rendered
-to him, is transferred to you."
-
-"Come!" said Mr. Jarndyce. "Now for our assumption. Now we lift our
-eyes up, and look hopefully at the distance! Rick, the world is before
-you; and it is most probable that as you enter it, so it will receive
-you. Trust in nothing but in Providence and your own efforts. Never
-separate the two, like the heathen wagoner. Constancy in love is a
-good thing; but it means nothing, and is nothing, without constancy in
-every kind of effort. If you had the abilities of all the great men,
-past and present, you could do nothing well, without sincerely meaning
-it, and setting about it. If you entertain the supposition that any
-real success, in great things or in small, ever was or could be, ever
-will or can be, wrested from Fortune by fits and starts, leave that
-wrong idea here, or leave your cousin Ada here."
-
-"I will leave it here, sir," replied Richard, smiling, "if I brought
-it here just now (but I hope I did not), and will work my way on to my
-cousin Ada in the hopeful distance."
-
-"Right!" said Mr. Jarndyce. "If you are not to make her happy, why
-should you pursue her?"
-
-"I wouldn't make her unhappy--no, not even for her love," retorted
-Richard, proudly.
-
-"Well said!" cried Mr. Jarndyce; "that's well said! She remains here,
-in her home with me. Love her, Rick, in your active life, no less than
-in her home when you revisit it, and all will go well. Otherwise, all
-will go ill. That's the end of my preaching. I think you and Ada had
-better take a walk."
-
-Ada tenderly embraced him, and Richard heartily shook hands with him,
-and then the cousins went out of the room--looking back again
-directly, though, to say that they would wait for me.
-
-The door stood open, and we both followed them with our eyes, as they
-passed down the adjoining room on which the sun was shining, and out
-at its farther end. Richard, with his head bent, and her hand drawn
-through his arm, was talking to her very earnestly; and she looked up
-in his face, listening, and seemed to see nothing else. So young, so
-beautiful, so full of hope and promise, they went on lightly through
-the sunlight, as their own happy thoughts might then be traversing
-the years to come, and making them all years of brightness. So they
-passed away into the shadow, and were gone. It was only a burst of
-light that had been so radiant. The room darkened as they went out,
-and the sun was clouded over.
-
-"Am I right, Esther?" said my Guardian, when they were gone.
-
-He who was so good and wise, to ask me whether he was right!
-
-"Rick may gain, out of this, the quality he wants. Wants, at the core
-of so much that is good!" said Mr. Jarndyce, shaking his head. "I have
-said nothing to Ada, Esther. She has her friend and counselor always
-near." And he laid his hand lovingly upon my head.
-
-I could not help showing that I was a little moved, though I did all I
-could to conceal it.
-
-"Tut tut!" said he. "But we must take care, too, that our little
-woman's life is not all consumed in care for others."
-
-"Care? My dear Guardian, I believe I am the happiest creature in the
-world!"
-
-"I believe so too," said he. "But some one may find out, what Esther
-never will--that the little woman is to be held in remembrance above
-all other people!"
-
-I have omitted to mention in its place, that there was some one else
-at the family dinner party. It was not a lady. It was a gentleman. It
-was a gentleman of a dark complexion--a young surgeon. He was rather
-reserved, but I thought him very sensible and agreeable. At least, Ada
-asked me if I did not, and I said yes.
-
-
-(TO BE CONTINUED.)
-
-
-
-
-THE COUNTER-STROKE.
-
-
-Just after breakfast one fine spring morning in 1837, an advertisement
-in the _Times_ for a curate caught and fixed my attention. The salary
-was sufficiently remunerative for a bachelor, and the parish, as I
-personally knew, one of the most pleasantly situated in all
-Somersetshire. Having said that, the reader will readily understand
-that it could not have been a hundred miles from Taunton. I instantly
-wrote, inclosing testimonials, with which the Rev. Mr. Townley, the
-rector, was so entirely satisfied, that the return-post brought me a
-positive engagement, unclogged with the slightest objection to one or
-two subsidiary items I had stipulated for, and accompanied by an
-invitation to make the rectory my home till I could conveniently suit
-myself elsewhere. This was both kind and handsome; and the next day
-but one I took coach, with a light heart, for my new destination. It
-thus happened that I became acquainted, and in some degree mixed up,
-with the train of events it is my present purpose to relate.
-
-The rector I found to be a stout, portly gentleman, whose years
-already reached to between sixty and seventy. So many winters,
-although they had plentifully besprinkled his hair with gray, shone
-out with ruddy brightness in his still handsome face, and keen,
-kindly, bright-hazel eyes; and his voice, hearty and ringing, had not
-as yet one quaver of age in it. I met him at breakfast on the morning
-after my arrival, and his reception of me was most friendly. We had
-spoken together but for a few minutes, when one of the French windows,
-that led from the breakfast-room into a shrubbery and flower-garden,
-gently opened and admitted a lady, just then, as I afterward learned,
-in her nineteenth spring. I use this term almost unconsciously, for I
-can not even now, in the glowing summer of her life, dissociate her
-image from that season of youth and joyousness. She was introduced to
-me, with old-fashioned simplicity, as "My grand-daughter, Agnes
-Townley." It is difficult to look at beauty through other men's eyes,
-and, in the present instance, I feel that I should fail miserably in
-the endeavor to stamp upon this blank, dead paper, any adequate idea
-of the fresh loveliness, the rose-bud beauty of that young girl. I
-will merely say, that her perfectly Grecian head, wreathed with wavy
-_bandeaux_ of bright hair, undulating with golden light, vividly
-brought to my mind Raphael's halo-tinted portraitures of the
-Virgin--with this difference, that in place of the holy calm and
-resignation of the painting, there was in Agnes Townley, a sparkling
-youth and life, that even amid the heat and glare of a crowded
-ball-room, or of a theatre, irresistibly suggested and recalled the
-freshness and perfume of the morning--of a cloudless, rosy morning of
-May. And, far higher charm than feature-beauty, however exquisite, a
-sweetness of disposition, a kind gentleness of mind and temper, was
-evinced in every line of her face, in every accent of the low-pitched,
-silver voice, that breathed through lips made only to smile.
-
-Let me own, that I was greatly struck by so remarkable a combination
-of rare endowments; and this, I think, the sharp-eyed rector must have
-perceived, or he might not, perhaps, have been so immediately
-communicative with respect to the near prospects of his idolized
-grand-child, as he was the moment the young lady, after presiding at
-the breakfast-table, had withdrawn.
-
-"We shall have gay doings, Mr. Tyrrel, at the rectory shortly," he
-said. "Next Monday three weeks will, with the blessing of God, be
-Agnes Townley's wedding-day."
-
-"Wedding-day!"
-
-"Yes," rejoined the rector, turning toward and examining some flowers
-which Miss Townley had brought in and placed on the table. "Yes, it
-has been for some time settled that Agnes shall on that day be united
-in holy wedlock to Mr. Arbuthnot."
-
-"Mr. Arbuthnot, of Elm Park?"
-
-"A great match, is it not, in a worldly point of view?" replied Mr.
-Townley, with a pleasant smile at the tone of my exclamation. "And
-much better than that: Robert Arbuthnot is a young man of a high and
-noble nature, as well as devotedly attached to Agnes. He will, I doubt
-not, prove in every respect a husband deserving and worthy of her;
-and that from the lips of a doting old grandpapa must be esteemed high
-praise. You will see him presently."
-
-I did see him often, and quite agreed in the rector's estimate of his
-future grandson-in-law. I have not frequently seen a finer-looking
-young man--his age was twenty-six; and certainly one of a more
-honorable and kindly spirit, of a more genial temper than he, has
-never come within my observation. He had drawn a great prize in the
-matrimonial lottery, and, I felt, deserved his high fortune.
-
-They were married at the time agreed upon, and the day was kept not
-only at Elm Park, and in its neighborhood, but throughout "our"
-parish, as a general holiday. And, strangely enough--at least I have
-never met with another instance of the kind--it was held by our entire
-female community, high as well as low, that the match was a perfectly
-equal one, notwithstanding that wealth and high worldly position were
-entirely on the bridegroom's side. In fact, that nobody less in the
-social scale than the representative of an old territorial family
-ought, in the nature of things, to have aspired to the hand of Agnes
-Townley, appeared to have been a foregone conclusion with every body.
-This will give the reader a truer and more vivid impression of the
-bride, than any words or colors I might use.
-
-The days, weeks, months of wedded life flew over Mr. and Mrs.
-Arbuthnot without a cloud, save a few dark but transitory ones which I
-saw now and then flit over the husband's countenance as the time when
-he should become a father drew near, and came to be more and more
-spoken of. "I should not survive her," said Mr. Arbuthnot, one day in
-reply to a chance observation of the rector's, "nor indeed desire to
-do so." The gray-headed man seized and warmly pressed the husband's
-hand, and tears of sympathy filled his eyes; yet did he, nevertheless,
-as in duty bound, utter grave words on the sinfulness of despair under
-any circumstances, and the duty, in all trials, however heavy, of
-patient submission to the will of God. But the venerable gentleman
-spoke in a hoarse and broken voice, and it was easy to see he _felt_
-with Mr. Arbuthnot that the reality of an event, the bare possibility
-of which shook them so terribly, were a cross too heavy for human
-strength to bear and live.
-
-It was of course decided that the expected heir or heiress should be
-intrusted to a wet-nurse, and a Mrs. Danby, the wife of a miller
-living not very far from the rectory, was engaged for that purpose. I
-had frequently seen the woman; and her name, as the rector and I were
-one evening gossiping over our tea, on some subject or other that I
-forgot, came up.
-
-"A likely person," I remarked; "healthy, very good-looking, and one
-might make oath, a true-hearted creature. But there is withal a
-timidity; a frightenedness in her manner at times, which, if I may
-hazard a perhaps uncharitable conjecture, speaks ill for that smart
-husband of hers."
-
-"You have hit the mark precisely, my dear sir. Danby is a sorry
-fellow, and a domestic tyrant to boot. His wife, who is really a good,
-but meek-hearted person, lived with us once. How old do you suppose
-her to be?"
-
-"Five-and-twenty perhaps."
-
-"Six years more than that. She has a son of the name of Harper by a
-former marriage, who is in his tenth year. Anne wasn't a widow long.
-Danby was caught by her good looks, and she by the bait of a
-well-provided home. Unless, however, her husband gives up his corn
-speculations, she will not, I think, have that much longer."
-
-"Corn speculations! Surely Danby has no means adequate to indulgence
-in such a game as that?"
-
-"Not he. But about two years ago he bought, on credit, I believe, a
-considerable quantity of wheat, and prices happening to fly suddenly
-up just then, he made a large profit. This has quite turned his head,
-which, by-the-by, was never, as Cockneys say, quite rightly screwed
-on." The announcement of a visitor interrupted any thing further the
-rector might have had to say, and I soon afterward went home.
-
-A sad accident occurred about a month subsequent to the foregoing
-conversation. The rector was out riding upon a usually quiet horse,
-which all at once took it into its head to shy at a scarecrow it must
-have seen a score of times, and thereby threw its rider. Help was
-fortunately at hand, and the reverend gentleman was instantly conveyed
-home, when it was found that his left thigh was broken. Thanks,
-however, to his temperate habits, it was before long authoritatively
-pronounced that, although it would be a considerable time before he
-was released from confinement, it was not probable that the lusty
-winter of his life would be shortened by what had happened.
-Unfortunately, the accident threatened to have evil consequences in
-another quarter. Immediately after it occurred, one Matthews, a busy,
-thick-headed lout of a butcher, rode furiously off to Elm Park with
-the news. Mrs. Arbuthnot, who daily looked to be confined, was walking
-with her husband upon the lawn in front of the house, when the great
-burly blockhead rode up, and blurted out that the rector had been
-thrown from his horse, and it was feared killed!
-
-The shock of such an announcement was of course overwhelming. A few
-hours afterward, Mrs. Arbuthnot gave birth to a healthy male-child;
-but the young mother's life, assailed by fever, was for many days
-utterly despaired of--for weeks held to tremble so evenly in the
-balance, that the slightest adverse circumstance might in a moment
-turn the scale deathward. At length the black horizon that seemed to
-encompass us so hopelessly, lightened, and afforded the lover-husband
-a glimpse and hope of his vanished and well-nigh despaired of Eden.
-The promise was fulfilled. I was in the library with Mr. Arbuthnot,
-awaiting the physician's morning report, very anxiously expected at
-the rectory, when Dr. Lindley entered the apartment in evidently
-cheerful mood.
-
-"You have been causelessly alarmed," he said. "There is no fear
-whatever of a relapse. Weakness only remains, and that we shall
-slowly, perhaps, but certainly remove."
-
-A gleam of lightning seemed to flash over Mr. Arbuthnot's expressive
-countenance. "Blessed be God!" he exclaimed. "And how," he added,
-"shall we manage respecting the child? She asks for it incessantly."
-
-Mr. Arbuthnot's infant son, I should state, had been consigned
-immediately after its birth to the care of Mrs. Danby, who had herself
-been confined, also with a boy, about a fortnight previously.
-Scarlatina being prevalent in the neighborhood, Mrs. Danby was hurried
-away with the two children to a place near Bath, almost before she was
-able to bear the journey. Mr. Arbuthnot had not left his wife for an
-hour, and consequently had only seen his child for a few minutes just
-after it was born.
-
-"With respect to the child," replied Dr. Lindley, "I am of opinion
-that Mrs. Arbuthnot may see it in a day or two. Say the third day from
-this, if all goes well. I think we may venture so far; but I will be
-present, for any untoward agitation might be perhaps instantly fatal."
-This point provisionally settled, we all three went our several ways:
-I to cheer the still suffering rector with the good news.
-
-The next day but one, Mr. Arbuthnot was in exuberant spirits. "Dr.
-Lindley's report is even more favorable than we had anticipated," he
-said; "and I start to-morrow morning, to bring Mrs. Danby and the
-child--" The postman's subdued but unmistakable knock interrupted him.
-"The nurse," he added, "is very attentive and punctual. She writes
-almost every day." A servant entered with a salver heaped with
-letters. Mr. Arbuthnot tossed them over eagerly, and seizing one,
-after glancing at the post-mark, tore it eagerly open, muttering as he
-did so, "It is not the usual handwriting; but from her, no doubt--"
-"Merciful God!" I impulsively exclaimed, as I suddenly lifted my eyes
-to his. "What is the matter?" A mortal pallor had spread over Mr.
-Arbuthnot's before animated features, and he was glaring at the letter
-in his hand as if a basilisk had suddenly confronted him. Another
-moment, and the muscles of his frame appeared to give way suddenly,
-and he dropped heavily into the easy-chair from which he had risen to
-take the letters. I was terribly alarmed, and first loosening his
-neckerchief, for he seemed choking, I said: "Let me call some one;"
-and I turned to reach the bell, when he instantly seized my arms, and
-held me with a grip of iron. "No--no--no!" he hoarsely gasped;
-"water--water!" There was fortunately some on a side table. I handed
-it to him, and he drank eagerly. It appeared to revive him a little.
-He thrust the crumpled letter into his pocket, and said in a low,
-quick whisper: "There is some one coming! Not a word, remember--not a
-word!" At the same time, he wheeled his chair half round, so that his
-back should be toward the servant we heard approaching.
-
-"I am sent, sir," said Mrs. Arbuthnot's maid, "to ask if the post has
-arrived?"
-
-"Yes," replied Mr. Arbuthnot, with wonderful mastery of his voice.
-"Tell your mistress I shall be with her almost immediately, and that
-her--her son is quite well."
-
-"Mr. Tyrrel," he continued, as soon as the servant was out of hearing,
-"there is, I think a liqueur-stand on the sideboard in the large
-dining-room. Would you have the kindness to bring it me,
-unobserved--mind that--unobserved by any one?"
-
-I did as he requested; and the instant I placed the liqueur-frame
-before him, he seized the brandy _carafe_, and drank with fierce
-eagerness. "For goodness' sake," I exclaimed, "consider what you are
-about, Mr. Arbuthnot; you will make yourself ill."
-
-"No, no," he answered, after finishing his draught. "It seems scarcely
-stronger than water. But I--I am better now. It was a sudden spasm of
-the heart; that's all. The letter," he added, after a long and painful
-pause, during which he eyed me, I thought, with a kind of
-suspicion--"the letter you saw me open just now, comes from a
-relative, an aunt, who is ill, very ill, and wishes to see me
-instantly. You understand?"
-
-I _did_ understand, or at least I feared that I did too well. I,
-however, bowed acquiescence; and he presently rose from his chair, and
-strode about the apartment in great agitation, until his wife's
-bedroom bell rang. He then stopped suddenly short, shook himself, and
-looked anxiously at the reflection of his flushed and varying
-countenance in the magnificent chimney-glass.
-
-"I do not look, I think--or, at least shall not, in a darkened
-room--odder, more out of the way--that is, more agitated--than one
-might, that one _must_ appear after hearing of the dangerous illness
-of--of--an aunt?"
-
-"You look better, sir, than you did a while since."
-
-"Yes, yes; much better, much better. I am glad to hear you say so.
-That was my wife's bell. She is anxious, no doubt, to see me."
-
-He left the apartment; was gone perhaps ten minutes; and when he
-returned, was a thought less nervous than before. I rose to go. "Give
-my respects," he said, "to the good rector; and as an especial favor,"
-he added, with strong emphasis, "let me ask of you not to mention to a
-living soul that you saw me so unmanned as I was just now; that I
-swallowed brandy. It would appear so strange, so weak, so ridiculous."
-
-I promised not to do so, and almost immediately left the house, very
-painfully affected. His son was, I concluded, either dead or dying,
-and he was thus bewilderedly casting about for means of keeping the
-terrible, perhaps fatal tidings, from his wife. I afterward heard that
-he left Elm Park in a post-chaise, about two hours after I came away,
-unattended by a single servant!
-
-He was gone three clear days only, at the end of which he returned
-with Mrs. Danby and--his son--in florid health, too, and one of the
-finest babies of its age--about nine weeks only--I had ever seen. Thus
-vanished the air-drawn Doubting Castle and Giant Despair which I had
-so hastily conjured up! The cause assigned by Mr. Arbuthnot for the
-agitation I had witnessed, was doubtless the true one; and yet, and
-the thought haunted me for months, years afterward, he opened only
-_one_ letter that morning, and had sent a message to his wife that the
-child was well.
-
-Mrs. Danby remained at the Park till the little Robert was weaned, and
-was then dismissed very munificently rewarded. Year after year rolled
-away without bringing Mr. and Mrs. Arbuthnot any additional little
-ones, and no one, therefore, could feel surprised at the enthusiastic
-love of the delighted mother for her handsome, nobly-promising boy.
-But that which did astonish me, though no one else, for it seemed that
-I alone noticed it, was a strange defect of character which began to
-develop itself in Mr. Arbuthnot. He was positively jealous of his
-wife's affection for their own child! Many and many a time have I
-remarked, when he thought himself unobserved, an expression of intense
-pain flash from his fine, expressive eyes, at any more than usually
-fervent manifestation of the young mother's gushing love for her first
-and only born! It was altogether a mystery to me, and I as much as
-possible forbore to dwell upon the subject.
-
-Nine years passed away without bringing any material change to the
-parties involved in this narrative, except those which time brings
-ordinarily in his train. Young Robert Arbuthnot was a healthy, tall,
-fine-looking lad of his age; and his great-grandpapa, the rector,
-though not suffering under any actual physical or mental infirmity,
-had reached a time of life when the announcement that the golden bowl
-is broken, or the silver cord is loosed, may indeed be quick and
-sudden, but scarcely unexpected. Things had gone well, too, with the
-nurse, Mrs. Danby, and her husband; well, at least, after a fashion.
-The speculative miller must have made good use of the gift to his wife
-for her care of little Arbuthnot, for he had built a genteel house
-near the mill, always rode a valuable horse, kept, it was said, a
-capital table; and all this, as it seemed, by his clever speculations
-in corn and flour, for the ordinary business of the mill was almost
-entirely neglected. He had no children of his own, but he had
-apparently taken, with much cordiality, to his step-son, a fine lad,
-now about eighteen years of age. This greatly grieved the boy's
-mother, who dreaded above all things that her son should contract the
-evil, dissolute habits of his father-in-law. Latterly, she had become
-extremely solicitous to procure the lad a permanent situation abroad,
-and this Mr. Arbuthnot had promised should be effected at the earliest
-opportunity.
-
-Thus stood affairs on the 16th of October, 1846. Mr Arbuthnot was
-temporarily absent in Ireland, where he possessed large property, and
-was making personal inquiries as to the extent of the potato-rot, not
-long before announced. The morning's post had brought a letter to his
-wife, with the intelligence that he should reach home that very
-evening; and as the rectory was on the direct road to Elm Park, and
-her husband would be sure to pull up there, Mrs. Arbuthnot came with
-her son to pass the afternoon there, and in some slight degree
-anticipate her husband's arrival.
-
-About three o'clock, a chief-clerk of one of the Taunton banks rode up
-in a gig to the rectory, and asked to see the Rev. Mr. Townley, on
-pressing and important business. He was ushered into the library,
-where the rector and I were at the moment rather busily engaged. The
-clerk said he had been to Elm Park, but not finding either Mr.
-Arbuthnot or his lady there, he had thought that perhaps the Rev. Mr.
-Townley might be able to pronounce upon the genuineness of a check for
-£300, purporting to be drawn on the Taunton Bank by Mr. Arbuthnot, and
-which Danby the miller had obtained cash for at Bath. He further
-added, that the bank had refused payment and detained the check,
-believing it to be a forgery.
-
-"A forgery!" exclaimed the rector, after merely glancing at the
-document. "No question that it is, and a very clumsily executed one,
-too. Besides, Mr. Arbuthnot is not yet returned from Ireland."
-
-This was sufficient; and the messenger, with many apologies for his
-intrusion, withdrew, and hastened back to Taunton. We were still
-talking over this sad affair, although some hours had elapsed since
-the clerk's departure--in fact, candles had been brought in, and we
-were every moment expecting Mr. Arbuthnot--when the sound of a horse
-at a hasty gallop was heard approaching, and presently the pale and
-haggard face of Danby shot by the window at which the rector and
-myself were standing. The gate-bell was rung almost immediately
-afterward, and but a brief interval passed before "Mr. Danby" was
-announced to be in waiting. The servant had hardly gained the passage
-with leave to show him in, when the impatient visitor rushed rudely
-into the room in a state of great, and it seemed angry excitement.
-
-"What, sir, is the meaning of this ill-mannered intrusion?" demanded
-the rector, sternly.
-
-"You have pronounced the check I paid away at Bath to be a forgery;
-and the officers are, I am told, already at my heels. Mr. Arbuthnot,
-unfortunately, is not at home, and I am come, therefore, to seek
-shelter with you."
-
-"Shelter with me, sir!" exclaimed the indignant rector, moving, as he
-spoke, toward the bell. "Out of my house you shall go this instant."
-
-The fellow placed his hand upon the reverend gentleman's arm, and
-looked with his bloodshot eyes keenly in his face.
-
-"Don't!" said Danby; "don't, for the sake of yourself and yours!
-Don't! I warn you; or, if you like the phrase better, don't, for the
-sake of me and _mine_."
-
-"Yours, fellow! Your wife, whom you have so long held in cruel bondage
-through her fears for her son, has at last shaken off that chain.
-James Harper sailed two days ago from Portsmouth for Bombay. I sent
-her the news two hours since."
-
-"Ha! is that indeed so?" cried Danby, with an irrepressible start of
-alarm. "Why, then--But no matter: here, luckily, comes Mrs. Arbuthnot
-_and her son_. All's right! She will, I know, stand bail for me, and,
-if need be, acknowledge the genuineness of her husband's check."
-
-The fellow's insolence was becoming unbearable, and I was about to
-seize and thrust him forcibly from the apartment, when the sound of
-wheels was heard outside. "Hold! one moment," he cried with fierce
-vehemence. "That is probably the officers: I must be brief, then, and
-to the purpose. Pray, madam, do not leave the room for your own sake:
-as for you, young sir, I _command_ you to remain!"
-
-"What! what does he mean?" exclaimed Mrs. Arbuthnot bewilderedly, and
-at the same time clasping her son--who gazed on Danby with kindled
-eyes, and angry boyish defiance--tightly to her side. Did the man's
-strange words give form and significance to some dark, shadowy,
-indistinct doubt that had previously haunted her at times? I judged
-so. The rector appeared similarly confused and shaken, and had sunk
-nerveless and terrified upon a sofa.
-
-"You guess dimly, I see, at what I have to say," resumed Danby with a
-malignant sneer. "Well, hear it, then, once for all, and then, if you
-will, give me up to the officers. Some years ago," he continued,
-coldly and steadily--"some years ago, a woman, a nurse, was placed in
-charge of two infant children, both boys: one of these was her own;
-the other was the son of rich, proud parents. The woman's husband was
-a gay, jolly fellow, who much preferred spending money to earning it,
-and just then it happened that he was more than usually hard up. One
-afternoon, on visiting his wife, who had removed to a distance, he
-found that the rich man's child had sickened of the small-pox, and
-that there was no chance of its recovery. A letter containing the sad
-news was on a table, which he, the husband, took the liberty to open
-and read. After some reflection, suggested by what he had heard of the
-lady-mother's state of mind, he re-copied the letter, for the sake of
-embodying in it a certain suggestion. That letter was duly posted, and
-the next day brought the rich man almost in a state of distraction;
-but his chief and mastering terror was lest the mother of the already
-dead infant should hear, in her then precarious state, of what had
-happened. The tidings, he was sure, would kill her. Seeing this, the
-cunning husband of the nurse suggested that, for the present, his--the
-cunning one's--child might be taken to the lady as her own, and that
-the truth could be revealed when she was strong enough to bear it. The
-rich man fell into the artful trap, and that which the husband of the
-nurse had speculated upon, came to pass even beyond his hopes. The
-lady grew to idolize her fancied child--she has, fortunately, had no
-other--and now, I think, it would really kill her to part with him.
-The rich man could not find it in his heart to undeceive his
-wife--every year it became more difficult, more impossible to do so;
-and very generously, I must say, has he paid in purse for the
-forbearance of the nurse's husband. Well now, then, to sum up: the
-nurse was Mrs. Danby; the rich, weak husband, Mr. Arbuthnot; the
-substituted child, that handsome boy, _my son_!"
-
-A wild scream from Mrs. Arbuthnot broke the dread silence which had
-accompanied this frightful revelation, echoed by an agonized cry, half
-tenderness, half rage, from her husband, who had entered the room
-unobserved, and now clasped her passionately in his arms. The
-carriage-wheels we had heard were his. It was long before I could
-recall with calmness the tumult, terror, and confusion of that scene.
-Mr Arbuthnot strove to bear his wife from the apartment, but she would
-not be forced away, and kept imploring with frenzied vehemence that
-Robert--that her boy should not be taken from her.
-
-"I have no wish to do so--far from it," said Danby, with gleeful
-exultation. "Only folk must be reasonable, and not threaten their
-friends with the hulks--"
-
-"Give him any thing, any thing!" broke in the unhappy lady. "O Robert!
-Robert!" she added with a renewed burst of hysterical grief, "how
-could you deceive me so?"
-
-"I have been punished, Agnes," he answered in a husky, broken voice,
-"for my well-intending but criminal weakness; cruelly punished by the
-ever-present consciousness that this discovery must one day or other
-be surely made. What do you want?" he after awhile added with
-recovering firmness, addressing Danby.
-
-"The acknowledgment of the little bit of paper in dispute, of course;
-and say a genuine one to the same amount."
-
-"Yes, yes," exclaimed Mrs. Arbuthnot, still wildly sobbing, and
-holding the terrified boy still strained in her embrace, as if she
-feared he might be wrenched from her by force. "Any thing--pay him any
-thing!"
-
-At this moment, chancing to look toward the door of the apartment, I
-saw that it was partially opened, and that Danby's wife was listening
-there. What might that mean? But what of helpful meaning in such a
-case could it have?
-
-"Be it so, love," said Mr. Arbuthnot, soothingly. "Danby, call
-to-morrow at the Park. And now, begone at once."
-
-"I was thinking," resumed the rascal with swelling audacity, "that we
-might as well at the same time come to some permanent arrangement upon
-black and white. But never mind: I can always put the screw on;
-unless, indeed, you get tired of the young gentleman, and in that
-case, I doubt not, he will prove a dutiful and affectionate son--Ah,
-devil! What do you here? Begone, or I'll murder you! Begone, do you
-hear?"
-
-His wife had entered, and silently confronted him. "Your threats, evil
-man," replied the woman quietly, "have no terrors for me now. My son
-is beyond your reach. Oh, Mrs. Arbuthnot," she added, turning toward
-and addressing that lady, "believe not--"
-
-Her husband sprang at her with the bound of a panther. "Silence! Go
-home, or I'll strangle--" His own utterance was arrested by the fierce
-grasp of Mr. Arbuthnot, who seized him by the throat, and hurled him
-to the further end of the room. "Speak on, woman; and quick! quick!
-What have you to say?"
-
-"That your son, dearest lady," she answered, throwing herself at Mrs.
-Arbuthnot's feet, "is as truly your own child as ever son born of
-woman!"
-
-That shout of half-fearful triumph seems even now as I write to ring
-in my ears! I _felt_ that the woman's words were words of truth, but I
-could not see distinctly: the room whirled round, and the lights
-danced before my eyes, but I could hear through all the choking
-ecstasy of the mother, and the fury of the baffled felon.
-
-"The letter," continued Mrs. Danby, "which my husband found and
-opened, would have informed you, sir, of the swiftly approaching death
-of _my_ child, and that yours had been carefully kept beyond the reach
-of contagion. The letter you received was written without my knowledge
-or consent. True it is that, terrified by my husband's threats, and in
-some measure reconciled to the wicked imposition by knowing that,
-after all, the right child would be in his right place, I afterward
-lent myself to Danby's evil purposes. But I chiefly feared for my son,
-whom I fully believed he would not have scrupled to make away with in
-revenge for my exposing his profitable fraud. I have sinned; I can
-hardly hope to be forgiven, but I have now told the sacred truth."
-
-All this was uttered by the repentant woman, but at the time it was
-almost wholly unheard by those most interested in the statement. They
-only comprehended that they were saved--that the child was theirs in
-very truth. Great, abundant, but for the moment, bewildering joy! Mr.
-Arbuthnot--his beautiful young wife--her own true boy (how could she
-for a moment have doubted that he was her own true boy!--you might
-read that thought through all her tears, thickly as they fell)--the
-aged and half-stunned rector, while yet Mrs. Danby was speaking, were
-exclaiming, sobbing in each other's arms, ay, and praising God too,
-with broken voices and incoherent words it may be, but certainly with
-fervent, pious, grateful hearts.
-
-When we had time to look about us, it was found that the felon had
-disappeared--escaped. It was well, perhaps, that he had; better, that
-he has not been heard of since.
-
-
-
-
-PHILOSOPHY OF LAUGHTER.
-
-
-From the time of King Solomon downward, laughter has been the subject
-of pretty general abuse. Even the laughers themselves sometimes
-vituperate the cachinnation they indulge in, and many of them
-
- "Laugh in such a sort,
- As if they mocked themselves, and scorned the spirit
- That could be moved to laugh at any thing."
-
-The general notion is, that laughter is childish, and unworthy the
-gravity of adult life. Grown men, we say, have more to do than to
-laugh; and the wiser sort of them leave such an unseemly contortion of
-the muscles to babes and blockheads.
-
-We have a suspicion that there is something wrong here--that the world
-is mistaken not only in its reasonings, but its facts. To assign
-laughter to an early period of life, is to go contrary to observation
-and experience. There is not so grave an animal in this world as the
-human baby. It will weep, when it has got the length of tears, by the
-pailful; it will clench its fists, distort its face into a hideous
-expression of anguish, and scream itself into convulsions. It has not
-yet come up to a laugh. The little savage must be educated by
-circumstances, and tamed by the contact of civilization, before it
-rises to the greater functions of its being. Nay, we have sometimes
-received the idea from its choked and tuneless screams, that _they_
-were imperfect attempts at laughter. It feels enjoyment as well as
-pain, but has only one way of expressing both.
-
-Then, look at the baby, when it has turned into a little boy or girl,
-and come up in some degree to the cachinnation. The laughter is still
-only rudimental: it is not genuine laughter. It expresses triumph,
-scorn, passion--anything but a feeling of natural amusement. It is
-provoked by misfortune, by bodily infirmities, by the writhings of
-agonized animals; and it indicates either a sense of power or a
-selfish feeling of exemption from suffering. The "light-hearted laugh
-of children!" What a mistake! Observe the gravity of their sports.
-They are masters or mistresses, with the care of a family upon their
-hands; and they take especial delight in correcting their children
-with severity. They are washerwomen, housemaids, cooks, soldiers,
-policemen, postmen; coach, horsemen, and horses, by turns; and in all
-these characters they scour, sweep, fry, fight, pursue, carry, whirl,
-ride, and are ridden, without changing a muscle.
-
-At the games of the young people there is much shouting, argument,
-vituperation--but no laughter. A game is a serious business with a
-boy, and he derives from it excitement, but no amusement. If he laughs
-at all, it is at something quite distinct from the purpose of the
-sport; for instance, when one of his comrades has his nose broken by
-the ball, or when the feet of another make off from him on the ice,
-and he comes down upon his back like a thunderbolt. On such occasions,
-the laugh of a boy puts us in mind of the laugh of a hyæna: it is, in
-fact, the broken, asthmatic roar of a beast of prey.
-
-It would thus appear that the common charge brought against laughter,
-of being something babyish, or childish, or boyish--something
-properly appertaining to early life--is unfounded. But we of course
-must not be understood to speak of what is technically called
-giggling, which proceeds more from a looseness of the structures than
-from any sensation of amusement. Many young persons are continually on
-the giggle till their muscles strengthen; and indeed, when a company
-of them are met together, the affection aggravated by emulation,
-acquires the loudness of laughter, when it may be likened, in
-Scripture phrase, to the crackling of thorns. What we mean is a
-regular guffaw; that explosion of high spirits, and the feeling of
-joyous excitement, which is commonly written ha! ha! ha! This is
-altogether unknown in babyhood; in boyhood, it exists only in its
-rudiments; and it does not reach its full development till adolescence
-ripens into manhood.
-
-This train of thought was suggested to us a few evenings ago, by the
-conduct of a party of eight or ten individuals, who meet periodically
-for the purpose of philosophical inquiry. Their subject is a very
-grave one. Their object is to mould into a science that which as yet
-is only a vague, formless, and obscure department of knowledge; and
-they proceed in the most cautious manner from point to point, from
-axiom to axiom--debating at every step, and coming to no decision
-without unanimous conviction. Some are professors of the university,
-devoted to abstruse studies; some are clergymen; and some authors and
-artists. Now, at the meeting in question--which we take merely as an
-example, for all are alike--when the hour struck which terminates
-their proceedings for the evening, the jaded philosophers retired to
-the refreshment-room; and here a scene of remarkable contrast
-occurred. Instead of a single deep, low, earnest voice, alternating
-with a profound silence, an absolute roar of merriment began, with the
-suddenness of an explosion of gunpowder. Jests, bon-mots, anecdotes,
-barbarous plays upon words--the more atrocious the better--flew round
-the table; and a joyous and almost continuous ha! ha! ha! made the
-ceiling ring. This, we venture to say it, _was_ laughter--genuine,
-unmistakable laughter, proceeding from no sense of triumph, from no
-self-gratulation, and mingled with no bad feeling of any kind. It was
-a spontaneous effort of nature coming from the head as well as the
-heart; an unbending of the bow, a reaction from study, which study
-alone could occasion, and which could occur only in adult life.
-
-There are some people who can not laugh, but these are not necessarily
-either morose or stupid. They may laugh in their heart, and with their
-eyes, although by some unlucky fatality, they have not the gift of
-oral cachinnation. Such persons are to be pitied; for laughter in
-grown people is a substitute devised by nature for the screams and
-shouts of boyhood, by which the lungs are strengthened and the health
-preserved. As the intellect ripens, that shouting ceases, and we learn
-to laugh as we learn to reason. The society we have mentioned studied
-the harder the more they laughed, and they laughed the more the harder
-they studied. Each, of course, to be of use, must be in its own place.
-A laugh in the midst of the study would have been a profanation; a
-grave look in the midst of the merriment would have been an insult to
-the good sense of the company.
-
-If there are some people who can not laugh, there are others who will
-not. It is not, however, that they are ashamed of being grown men, and
-want to go back to babyhood, for by some extraordinary perversity,
-they fancy unalterable gravity to be the distinguishing characteristic
-of wisdom. In a merry company, they present the appearance of a Red
-Indian whitewashed, and look on at the strange ways of their neighbors
-without betraying even the faintest spark of sympathy or intelligence.
-These are children of a larger growth, and have not yet acquired sense
-enough to laugh. Like the savage, they are afraid of compromising
-their dignity, or, to use their own words, of making fools of
-themselves. For our part, we never see a man afraid of making a fool
-of himself at the right season, without setting him down as a fool
-ready made.
-
-A woman has no natural grace more bewitching than a sweet laugh. It is
-like the sound of flutes on the water. It leaps from her heart in a
-clear, sparkling rill; and the heart that hears it feels as if bathed
-in the cool, exhilarating spring. Have you ever pursued an unseen
-fugitive through the trees, led on by her fairy laugh; now here, now
-there--now lost, now found? We have. And we are pursuing that
-wandering voice to this day. Sometimes it comes to us in the midst of
-care, or sorrow, or irksome business; and then we turn away, and
-listen, and hear it ringing through the room like a silver bell, with
-power to scare away the ill-spirits of the mind. How much we owe to
-that sweet laugh! It turns the prose of our life into poetry; it
-flings showers of sunshine over the darksome wood in which we are
-traveling; it touches with light even our sleep, which is no more the
-image of death, but gemmed with dreams that are the shadows of
-immortality.
-
-But our song, like Dibdin's, "means more than it says;" for a man, as
-we have stated, may laugh, and yet the cachinnation be wanting. His
-heart laughs, and his eyes are filled with that kindly, sympathetic
-smile which inspires friendship and confidence. On the sympathy
-within, these external phenomena depend; and this sympathy it is which
-keeps societies of men together, and is the true freemasonry of the
-good and wise. It is an imperfect sympathy that grants only
-sympathetic tears: we must join in the mirth as well as melancholy of
-our neighbors. If our countrymen laughed more, they would not only be
-happier, but better, and if philanthropists would provide amusements
-for the people, they would be saved the trouble and expense of their
-fruitless war against public-houses. This is an indisputable
-proposition. The French and Italians, with wine growing at their
-doors, and spirits almost as cheap as beer in England, are sober
-nations. How comes this? The laugh will answer that leaps up from
-group after group--the dance on the village-green--the family dinner
-under the trees--the thousand merry-meetings that invigorate industry,
-by serving as a relief to the business of life. Without these,
-business is care; and it is from care, not from amusement, men fly to
-the bottle.
-
-The common mistake is to associate the idea of amusement with error of
-every kind; and this piece of moral asceticism is given forth as true
-wisdom, and, from sheer want of examination, is very generally
-received as such. A place of amusement concentrates a crowd, and
-whatever excesses may be committed, being confined to a small space,
-stand more prominently forward than at other times. This is all. The
-excesses are really fewer--far fewer--in proportion to the number
-assembled, than if no gathering had taken place How can it be
-otherwise? The amusement is itself the excitement which the wearied
-heart longs for; it is the reaction which nature seeks; and in the
-comparatively few instances of a grosser intoxication being
-superadded, we see only the craving of depraved habit--a habit
-engendered, in all probability, by the _want_ of amusement.
-
-No, good friends, let us laugh sometimes, if you love us. A dangerous
-character is of another kidney, as Cæsar knew to his cost:
-
- "He loves no plays,
- As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music;
- Seldom he laughs;"
-
-and when he does, it is on the wrong side of his mouth.
-
-Let us be wiser. Let us laugh in fitting time and place, silently or
-aloud, each after his nature. Let us enjoy an innocent reaction rather
-than a guilty one, since reaction there must be. The bow that is
-always bent loses its elasticity, and becomes useless.
-
-
-
-
-Monthly Record of Current Events.
-
-
-THE UNITED STATES.
-
-The past month has been one of unusual activity. The proceedings of
-Congress have not been without importance:--political Conventions have
-been held, shaping to a certain extent public movements for the coming
-season: and numerous religious and benevolent associations, as well as
-ecclesiastical assemblies for business purposes, have held their
-annual meetings.
-
-In the United States Senate, the debate upon an amendment to the
-Deficiency Bill, by which it was proposed to grant a large increase of
-pay annually to the Collins line of Atlantic steamers, continued for
-several days. On the 30th of May, Senator Rusk spoke in favor of it,
-and on the 6th, Senator James made an argument upon the same side.
-Senator Jones, of Tennessee, opposed so large a grant as that
-suggested, though he declared himself desirous of sustaining the line.
-He moved to strike out $33,000, and insert $25,000, as the increase
-each trip. On the 7th, Mr. Cass spoke at length in favor of the
-appropriation. The amendment of Mr. Jones was then rejected, by a vote
-of 20 to 28. Senator Brooke moved an amendment, granting the whole
-amount of postages received in place of all other compensation: this
-was rejected by 9 to 38. Mr. Rusk moved that Congress shall have the
-power at any time after December, 1854, to discontinue the extra
-allowance, on giving six months' notice. This was agreed to. Mr.
-Mallory moved, that the contract be transferred from the Naval to the
-Post Office Department: this was lost, 18 to 19. On the 13th, Senator
-Borland spoke in opposition to the increased grant. On the 19th, the
-amendment, giving the line $33,000 additional pay for each trip, was
-agreed to, by a vote of 23 ayes to 21 noes: and on the 21st, upon a
-motion to agree to this amendment, as reported by the Committee of the
-whole, it was decided in the affirmative by an increased vote.
-
-In the House of Representatives the only action taken, worthy of
-special record, was the passage, on the 12th, of the Bill granting to
-each head of a family, who may be a native citizen of the United
-States or naturalized previous to January, 1852, the right to enter
-upon and cultivate one quarter-section of the Public Lands, and
-directing the issue to him of a patent for such land after five years
-of actual residence and cultivation. The Bill was passed by a vote of
-107 to 56.----The other debates of the House have turned so
-exclusively upon unimportant topics, or upon temporary matters
-relating to the approaching Presidential election, as to render
-further reference to them here unnecessary.
-
-In reply to the call of the Senate, the closing correspondence of
-Chevalier Hulsemann, Austrian Chargé, with the State Department, has
-been published. Under date of April 29, Mr. H. writes to the
-Secretary, stating that the time had arrived for carrying into effect
-the intentions of his government in regard to his official connection
-with that of the United States. He complains that the Secretary had
-not answered his communication of December 13, in regard to the public
-reception given to Kossuth, and that, in spite of verbal
-encouragements given him to expect different treatment, his movements
-had been derisively commented on by the public journals. He had deemed
-it his duty on the 21st of November, to complain of these annoyances,
-and on the 28th the Secretary had thereupon notified him that no
-further communication would be held with him except in writing. On the
-7th of January, the Secretary of State had seen fit to mate a speech
-encouraging revolution in Hungary. This demonstration he considered so
-strange that he immediately inquired of the President whether it was
-to be considered an expression of the sentiments of the government of
-the United States. The Austrian government had expressed itself
-satisfied with the assurances given in return by the President on the
-12th of April, and had instructed him no longer to continue official
-relations with the "principal promoter of the Kossuth episode." He
-closed his letter by stating that Mr. A. Belmont, Consul-general of
-Austria at New York, would continue in the exercise of his functions.
-Under date of May 3, Mr. Hunter, acting Secretary of State,
-acknowledged the receipt of this communication, and informed Chevalier
-Hulsemann that, "as Mr. Belmont is well known to the Secretary of
-State as a gentleman of much respectability, any communication which
-it may be proper for him to address to the department in his official
-character, will be received with entire respect."
-
-The Democratic National Convention, for the nomination of candidates
-for the coming canvass, met at Baltimore on the 1st of June, and was
-organized by the election of Hon. JOHN W. DAVIS, of Indiana,
-President. The number of delegates present was 288, and a rule was
-adopted requiring a vote of two-thirds (192) for a nomination.
-Unsuccessful ballotings were had for four days, and it was not until
-the forty-ninth ballot that General FRANKLIN PIERCE, of New Hampshire,
-received the nomination. Upon the forty-eighth ballot he received 55
-votes, the remainder being divided among Messrs. Cass, Buchanan,
-Douglass, and Marcy:--upon the next trial he received 282 votes. Hon.
-WILLIAM R. KING, of Alabama, was then nominated for Vice President. A
-series of resolutions was adopted, rehearsing the leading principles
-of the Democratic party, and declaring resistance to "all attempts at
-renewing in Congress, or out of it, the agitation of the slavery
-question under whatever shape or color the attempt may be made"--and
-also a determination to "abide by, and adhere to, a faithful execution
-of the acts known as the Compromise measures settled by the last
-Congress--the act reclaiming fugitives from service or labor
-included." The Convention adjourned on the 5th.
-
-Mr. Webster, being upon a brief visit to his place of residence,
-accepted an invitation of the citizens of Boston to meet them at
-Faneuil Hall, on the 22d of May, when he made a brief address. He
-spoke of the pleasure which it always gave him to meet the people of
-Boston--of the astonishing progress and prosperity of that city, and
-of the many motives her citizens had to labor strenuously for her
-advancement. He spoke also of the general nature and functions of
-government, and of the many causes which the people of this country
-have to reverence and cherish the institutions bequeathed to them by
-their fathers.
-
-In the State of New York, the Court of Appeals has decided against the
-constitutionality of the law of 1851, for the more speedy completion
-of the State canals. It will be recollected that the Constitution of
-the State directs that the surplus revenues of the Canals shall in
-each fiscal year be applied to these works, in such manner as the
-Legislature may direct; and it also forbids the contracting of any
-debt against the State, except by an act to be submitted to the
-people, and providing for a direct tax sufficient to pay the interest
-and redeem within eighteen years the principal of the debt thus
-contracted. The Bill in question provided for the issue of
-certificates to the amount of nine millions of dollars, to be paid
-exclusively out of the surplus revenues thus set apart, and stating on
-their face that the State was to be in no degree responsible for their
-redemption; and for the application of moneys that might be raised
-from the sale of these certificates, to the completion of the Canals.
-Under the law contracts had been made for the whole work, which were
-pronounced valid by the last Legislature. The Court of Appeals decides
-that the law conflicts with that clause of the Constitution which
-requires the application of the revenues in each fiscal year, as also
-with that which forbids the incurring of a debt except in the mode
-specified. The decision was concurred in by five out of the eight
-judges of that Court.
-
-In South Carolina the State Convention of delegates elected to take
-such measures as they might deem expedient against the encroachments
-and aggressions of the Federal Government, met at Columbia on the 29th
-of April. It adopted a resolution, declaring that the wrongs sustained
-by the State, especially in regard to slavery, amply "justify that
-State, so far as any duty or obligation to her confederates is
-involved, in dissolving at once all political connection with her
-co-States, and that she forbears the exercise of that manifest right
-of self-government, from considerations of expediency only." This
-resolution was accompanied by an ordinance asserting the right of
-secession, and declaring that for the sufficiency of the causes which
-may impel her to such a step, she is responsible solely to God and to
-the tribunal of public opinion among the nations of the earth. The
-resolution was adopted by a vote of 135 to 20.
-
-A bill has been passed by the Legislature of Massachusetts, forbidding
-the sale of intoxicating liquors within the limits of the State. As
-originally passed, it provided for its submission to the popular vote,
-and was vetoed by the Governor, because it did not provide for taking
-that vote by secret, instead of by an open ballot. The Legislature
-then enacted the law without any clause submitting it to the people;
-and in this form it received the assent of the Governor. A similar
-law, has been enacted in Rhode Island.
-
-During the second week in May all the Missionary, Bible, and other
-benevolent associations connected with the several religious
-denominations having their centres of operation in the city of New
-York, held their anniversary celebrations in that city. They were so
-numerous, and their proceedings, except as given in detail, would
-prove so uninstructive, that it would be useless to make any extended
-mention of them here. They were attended with even more than the
-ordinary degree of public interest: very able and eloquent addresses
-were made by distinguished gentlemen, clergymen and others, from
-various parts of the country; and reports of their proceedings--of
-results accomplished and agencies employed--were spread before the
-public. The history of their labors during the year has been highly
-encouraging. Largely increased contributions of money have augmented
-their resources and their ability to prosecute their labors which have
-been attended with marked success.----During the week succeeding,
-similar meetings were held in Boston of all the associations which
-have their head-quarters in that city.----The two General Assemblies,
-which constitute the government of the two divisions of the
-Presbyterian Church in the United States, have held their sessions
-during the month. That representing the Old School met at Charleston,
-S.C., on the 20th of May. Rev. John C. Lord, of Buffalo, N.Y., was
-chosen Moderator. That of the New School met at Washington on the same
-day, and Rev. Dr. Adams, of New York, was elected Moderator. Both were
-engaged for several days in business relating to the government and
-organization of their respective organizations.----The General
-Conference of the Methodist Episcopal Church (North) met at Boston on
-the 1st of May, and held a protracted session--extending through the
-whole month. Most of the business transacted related of course to
-matters of temporary or local interest. Special reports were made and
-action taken upon the interests of the Church in various sections of
-the country, and in the fields of missionary labor. It was decided
-that the next General Conference should meet at Indianapolis. Steps
-were taken to organize a Methodist Episcopal Tract Society. On the
-25th of May the four new bishops were elected by ballot--Rev. Drs.
-Levi Scott, Matthew Simpson, Osmond C. Baker, and Edward R. Ames being
-chosen. Dr. T. E. Bond was elected editor of the Christian Advocate
-and Journal, the recognized organ of the Church; Dr. J. M'Clintock,
-editor of the Quarterly Review; D. P. Kidder, of the Sunday School
-publications; W. Nast, of the Christian Apologist; and Rev. Dr.
-Charles Elliott, of the Western Christian Advocate. Rev. Dr. J. P.
-Durbin was chosen Missionary Secretary.
-
-Kossuth, after visiting the principal towns in Massachusetts, had a
-public reception at Albany, and spent a week in visiting Buffalo,
-Niagara, Syracuse, Troy, and other cities. He was expected at New York
-when our Record closed.----Thomas Francis Meagher, Esq., one of the
-Irish State prisoners, effected his escape from Van Dieman's Land in
-February, and arrived, in an American vessel, at New York on the 1st
-of June. He was very warmly welcomed by the public, especially by his
-countrymen.
-
-From CALIFORNIA we have intelligence to the 6th of May. The total
-shipments of gold for April were $3,419,817; for March, $2,549,704.
-Great numbers of Chinese continued to arrive, and they had become so
-numerous in the country as to excite serious disaffection, and to lead
-to various propositions for their exclusion. The Governor sent in a
-special message to the Legislature, urging the necessity of
-restricting emigration from China, to enhance the prosperity and
-preserve the tranquillity of the State. He objects especially to those
-who come under contracts for a limited time--returning to China with
-the products of their labor after their term is out, and adding
-nothing to the resources or industry of the country. He says that they
-are not good American citizens, and can not be; and that their
-immigration is not desirable. By a reference to statistics he shows
-that China can pour in upon our coast millions of her population
-without feeling their loss; that they live upon the merest pittance;
-and that while they spend comparatively nothing in the country, the
-tendency of their presence is to create an unhealthy competition with
-our own people, and reduce the price of labor far below our American
-living standard. Governor Bigler also expresses a doubt, whether the
-Celestials are entitled to the benefit of the naturalization laws. He
-proposes as a remedy--1st. Such an exercise of the taxing power by the
-State as will check the present system of indiscriminate and unlimited
-Asiatic emigration. 2d. A demand by the State of California for the
-prompt interposition of Congress, by the passage of an Act prohibiting
-"Coolies," shipped to California under contracts, from laboring in the
-mines of this State. Measures have been taken in several of the mining
-localities to exclude the Chinese from them.----The Legislature
-adjourned on the 4th; the bill proposing a Convention to revise the
-Constitution of the State was defeated in the Senate by a vote of 11
-to 9.----Serious Indian difficulties have occurred again in the
-interior. In Trinity County a company of armed citizens went in
-pursuit of a band of Indians who were supposed to have been concerned
-in the murder of one of their fellow-citizens. On the 22d of April
-they overtook them, encamped on the south fork of Trinity river, and
-taking them by surprise, shot not less than a hundred and fifty of
-them in cold blood. Men, women, and children were alike
-destroyed.----Accounts of murders, accidents, &c., abound. The
-accounts from the mining districts continue to be encouraging.
-
-From the SANDWICH ISLANDS, we have news to the 10th of April.
-Parliament was opened on the 7th. In the Society group, the people of
-Raiatea have rebelled against the authority of Queen Pomare. She had
-just appointed one of her sons to the government of Raiatea, but
-before his arrival the inhabitants had assembled, as those of the
-others had previously done, elected a Governor of their own choice for
-two years, and formed a Republic of confederated States, each island
-to constitute a separate State. Military preparations had been made to
-resist any attempt on the part of the Queen to regain her authority.
-It was said that she had applied ineffectually for assistance to the
-French, English, and American authorities at Tahiti. There seemed to
-be little doubt that all the Leeward islands would establish their
-independence.
-
-
-MEXICO.
-
-We have news from the city of Mexico to the 10th of May. The news of
-the rejection of the Tehuantepec treaty is fully confirmed. The vote
-was almost unanimous against it, and is fully sustained by the press
-and public sentiment. The Government, however, has appointed Mr.
-Larrainzas a special envoy to the United States, and has given him, it
-is said, instructions for arranging this difficulty upon some
-mutually-satisfactory basis. It is reported that Mexico is not
-unwilling to grant a right of way across the Isthmus, but that the
-very large grants of land embraced in the original treaty led to its
-rejection. Upon this point, however, nothing definite is known.----A
-difficulty has arisen between the Legislature of the State of Vera
-Cruz and the Mexican Congress. The former insists upon a greater
-reduction of the tariff of 1845 than the ten per cent. allowed by the
-National Senate. The Senate will allow this reduction of ten per
-cent., but refuses to do away with any of the duties. The Lower House
-of Congress, on the contrary, is in favor of abolishing some of the
-duties. Zacatecas and Durango, besides being ravaged by the savages,
-are suffering from the visitation of a general famine.
-
-
-SOUTH AMERICA.
-
-From BUENOS AYRES we have news to the 5th of April. The upper
-provinces have sent in felicitations to General Urquiza upon his
-accession to power. It is thought that the provinces will unite in a
-General Confederacy, under a Central Government, framed upon the model
-of that of the United States: and it is suggested that General Urquiza
-will probably aspire to the position of President. He is conducting
-affairs firmly and successfully, though against great difficulties in
-the province, and has issued several proclamations calling upon the
-people to sustain him in maintaining order and tranquillity. It is
-said that a rupture has occurred between the Brazilian authorities and
-the Oriental government, in regard to the execution of late treaties
-made and ratified by President Suarez. Negotiations had been
-suspended.
-
-From CHILI we hear of the execution, at Valparaiso, on the 4th of
-April, of Cambiaso, the brigand leader of the convict insurrection at
-the Straits of Magellan, together with six of his accomplices. They
-all belonged to the army, Cambiaso being a lieutenant, and were
-stationed at the garrison. The insurrection which he headed resulted
-in the seizure of two American vessels, and the murder of all on
-board. Several others connected with him were convicted, but pardoned
-on proof that they had been forced to join him.
-
-From RIO JANEIRO the only news of interest, is that of the ravages of
-the yellow-fever, which has been very severe, especially among the
-shipping. At the middle of April, there were great numbers of
-American ships in port, unable to muster hands enough to get out of
-port.
-
-In PERU the Government has issued a decree against Gen. Flores's
-expedition, dated the 14th of March, and stated that having received
-repeated information of the warlike preparations taking place in Peru,
-they have ordered the Prefects of the different provinces to take all
-possible measures to put a stop to them; that government will not
-afford protection to any Peruvian citizen who should embark on this
-expedition, or take any part in it, and that all Peruvian vessels
-engaged in the expedition, would no longer be considered as bearing
-the national flag.
-
-From NEW GRENADA we learn that the President has issued a Message
-concerning the Flores expedition against Ecuador. From this it appears
-that, according to a treaty of peace, amity, and alliance, established
-between the Government and that of Ecuador, in December, 1832, the one
-power is at all times bound to render aid to the other, both military
-and pecuniary, in case of foreign invasion. To this end, the President
-has proclaimed that there be raised in this country, either by loan or
-force, the sum of sixteen millions of reals, or two millions dollars;
-and further, that twenty thousand men be called to serve under arms,
-in order to assist the sister republic. The President declares his
-intention to oppose Flores and all countries rendering him aid, and
-accuses Peru of fitting out two vessels, and Valparaiso one, to assist
-in his expedition; he also demands authority to confiscate the
-property of all natives and foreigners residing in New Grenada, who
-may be found to have aided or abetted Flores in any way in his present
-revolutionary movement. He further states his belief that Flores is
-merely endeavoring to carry out his revolutionary movement of 1846, in
-which he was defeated by the British Government, and that the object
-of the present revolution is to re-establish a monarchical government
-on the South Pacific coast, under the old Spanish rule. He also
-expresses his fears that Flores, if successful in Ecuador, will
-immediately come into New Grenada, and therefore deems it not only a
-matter of honor, but also of policy, to assist Ecuador. Among the
-documents submitted, is an official letter to the Ecuadorian
-Government, from the United States Chargé d'Affairs at Guayaquil, the
-Hon. C. CUSHING; in which he says that "he believes himself
-sufficiently authorized to state that the Government of the United
-States will not look with indifference at any warlike movements
-against Ecuador, likely to effect its independence or present
-government." At the latest dates, the 27th of April, Flores was still
-at Puna, delaying his attack upon that place until the war he had
-endeavored to excite between Peru and Ecuador, should break out. He
-then expected sufficient aid from Peru to render his capture of the
-place easy. Other accounts represent his forces as being rapidly
-diminished by desertion; but these can scarcely be deemed authentic.
-Reliable intelligence had reached Guayaquil that Peru had sent
-reinforcements to the fleet of Flores, and this had created so great
-an excitement that the residence of the Peruvian Consul was attacked
-and demolished by a mob.
-
-
-GREAT BRITAIN.
-
-The intelligence from England extends from the 19th of April to the
-22d of May, and embraces several items of more than ordinary interest.
-Parliament re-assembled on the day first named, after the holiday
-recess. In the House of Commons a committee was appointed, to inquire
-into the condition of the British Empire in India,--after a speech
-upon that subject from the President of the Board of Control, who
-took occasion to say that the affairs of that country had never before
-stood upon so good a footing, or in a position so well calculated to
-develop its resources. There were now 2846 natives employed in
-administrative offices, and forty educational establishments had been
-endowed, in which the instruction given was of the highest
-character.----On the 22d, Mr. Milner Gibson submitted a motion adverse
-to continuing the duty upon paper, the stamp duties upon newspapers,
-and the advertisement taxes. The proposition gave rise to a protracted
-discussion, in which the injurious character of these duties, in
-restricting the general diffusion of knowledge among the poorer
-classes of the English people, was very generally admitted, and a wish
-was expressed on all sides to have them removed. But the Chancellor of
-the Exchequer feared the effect of such a step upon the revenue of the
-kingdom--which the proposal would sacrifice to the extent of a million
-and a half of pounds. Upon his motion the debate was adjourned until
-the 12th of May, when it was renewed. Mr. Gladstone spoke earnestly in
-exposition of the depressing influence of these taxes upon the
-production and sale of books, but conceded full weight to the
-financial reasons which had been urged against their removal. The vote
-was then taken, first, upon the motion to abolish the paper duty as
-soon as it could be done with safety to the revenue: which received
-ayes, 107--noes, 195; being lost by a majority of 88; next, upon the
-abolition of the stamp duty on newspapers; for which there were ayes,
-100--noes, 199: majority against it, 99; and lastly, upon the motion
-to abolish the tax upon advertisements, for which there were 116 ayes,
-and 181 noes, and which was thus rejected by a majority of 65.----On
-the 23d of April, the Militia Bill came up; and was supported by the
-Ministerial party, and opposed by the late Ministers. Lord John
-Russell opposed it, because he deemed it inadequate to the emergency.
-The 41,000 infantry which it proposed to raise, he deemed
-insufficient, and the character of the force provided, he feared would
-make it unreliable. Lord Palmerston vindicated the bill against Lord
-John's objections, and thought it at once less expensive and more
-efficient than the one submitted by the late government. On the 26th,
-to which the debate was adjourned, after further discussion, the
-second reading of the bill was carried by 315 to 105.----The bill came
-up again on the 6th, when Mr. Disraeli declared that its main object
-was to habituate the people of Great Britain to the use of arms, and
-thus to lay the foundation of a constitutional system of national
-defense. He did not claim that the bill would at once produce a
-disciplined army, able to encounter the veteran legions of the world;
-but it would be a step in the right direction. After the debate, an
-amendment, moved by Mr. Gibson, that the words 80,000 should not form
-part of the bill, was rejected, 106 to 207. On the 13th, the debate
-was renewed, and several other amendments, designed to embarrass the
-bill, were rejected. But up to our latest dates, the vote on its final
-passage had not been taken.----On the 10th of May, the Ministry was
-defeated, upon a motion of the Chancellor of the Exchequer for leave
-to bring in a bill to assign the four seats in Parliament, which would
-be vacated if the bill for the disfranchisement of the borough of St.
-Albans should pass. He proposed to assign two of these seats to the
-West-Riding of Yorkshire, and the other two to the southern division
-of the county of Lancaster. The motion was lost: receiving 148 votes
-in favor, and 234 against it--being an anti-Ministerial majority of
-86.----The Tenant Right Bill, intended to meliorate the condition of
-land cultivators in Ireland, was rejected on the 5th, by a vote of 57
-to 167, upon the second reading.----The Court of Exchequer having
-decided against the right of Alderman Salomons to take his seat in
-Parliament, Lord Lyndhurst has introduced a bill to remove Jewish
-disabilities.----The Duke of Argyle called attention, on the 17th, to
-the case of Mr. Murray, an Englishman, who was said to have been
-imprisoned for several years in Rome, without a trial, and to be now
-lying under sentence of death. The Earl of Malmesbury said that
-strenuous efforts had been made to procure reliable information upon
-this case; but that great difficulty had been experienced, in
-consequence of the very defective and unworthy provisions which
-existed for diplomatic intercourse with the Roman government. The Duke
-of Argyle thought that the English government owed to its own dignity
-some energetic action upon this case. The correspondence upon this
-subject, as also that with Austria upon the expulsion of Protestant
-missionaries from that country, was promised at an early day. On the
-27th of April, Mr. Disraeli, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, made the
-annual statement of the financial condition and necessities of the
-kingdom, which had been awaited with great interest, as an official
-announcement of the intended course of the new Ministry upon the
-subject of taxation. He discussed, in succession, the three modes of
-deriving income--from duties on imports, duties on domestic
-manufactures, and direct taxation. During the last ten years, under
-the policy established in 1842 by Sir Robert Peel, the duties upon
-corn and other articles of import, have been reduced, in the
-aggregate, upward of nine million pounds sterling; and this reduction
-had been so steadily and regularly made every year, that any
-proposition to restore them would now have very slight chances of
-success. In the excise duties, also, there had been reductions to the
-amount of a million and a half; and it was clear that the Minister who
-should propose to increase the revenue by adding to the duties on
-domestic manufactures, could not expect to be sustained by the House
-or the country. The income tax had been very unpopular, and could only
-be renewed last year, for a single year, and then with very
-considerable modifications. Comparing the actual income of the past
-year, with that which had been estimated, Mr. Disraeli said that,
-while it had been estimated at £52,140,000, the actual income had been
-£52,468,317, notwithstanding the loss of £640,000 by the change of the
-house tax for the window duty, and the reduction in the coffee,
-timber, and sugar duties. The customs had been estimated to produce
-£20,000,000. After deducting the anticipated loss, £400,000, on
-account of the three last-named duties, they had produced £20,673,000;
-and the consumption of the articles on which the duties had been
-reduced had increased--foreign coffee by 3,448,000 lbs., as compared
-with 1851, when the higher and differential duty prevailed; and
-colonial coffee from 28,216,000 lbs. to 29,130,000 lbs. Foreign sugar
-had increased in the last year by 412,000 cwts., and since 1846 (when
-the first reduction took place) by 1,900,000 cwts. a year; British
-colonial sugar, by upward of 114,000 in 1852, as compared with 1851;
-and during the last six years the consumption had increased 95,000
-tons, or 33 per cent. on the consumption of 1846; and in timber the
-result was the same. The other heads of revenue had been thus
-estimated: Excise, £14,543,000; stamps, £6,310,000; taxes, £4,348,000;
-property tax, £5,380,000; Post-office, £830,000; Woods and Forests,
-£160,000; miscellaneous, £262,000; old stores, £450,000; and had
-produced respectively £14,543,000, £6,346,000, £3,691,000, £5,283,000,
-£1,056,000, £150,000, £287,000, and £395,000. The expenditure of the
-year, estimated at £50,247,000, had been £50,291,000, and the surplus
-in hand was £2,176,988. The expenditure for the current year he
-estimated at £51,163,979, including an additional vote to be proposed
-of £200,000 for the Kaffir war, and another of £350,000 for the
-expenses of the militia. The income, which in some items had been
-increased by the Exhibition last year, was estimated for the next year
-thus--Customs, £20,572,000; Excise, £14,604,000; stamps, £6,339,000;
-taxes, £3,090,000; property tax (the half-year), £2,641,500;
-Post-office, £938,000; Woods and Forests, £235,000; miscellaneous,
-£260,000; old stores, £400,000; total, £48,983,000, exhibiting a
-deficiency of £2,180,479, which would be increased in the next year by
-the total loss of the income tax, supposing it not to be renewed, to
-£4,400,000. If, however, that tax were re-imposed, he calculated it
-would produce net £5,187,000, which would give a gross income, from
-all sources, of £51,625,000, the surplus would then be £461,021. And
-though it would give him great pleasure to re-adjust the burdens of
-taxation fairly and equally on all classes, and all interests, yet,
-seeing the position of the finances, and the difficulty, if not
-impossibility, of dealing with the subject in the present state of
-feeling in the House and the country, he felt bound to propose the
-re-imposition of the property and income tax for a further limited
-period of one year. This statement was received by the House, as by
-the whole country, as embodying a substantial tribute from the
-Protectionist Ministry to the soundness of the Free Trade policy and
-to the necessity of leaving it undisturbed.
-
-The annual dinner of the Royal Academy was attended on the 1st with
-more than usual eclat. Sir Charles Eastlake presided, and proposed the
-health of the Duke of Wellington, who duly acknowledged the
-compliment. The Earl of Derby was present, and spoke encouragingly of
-the prospect of having a better building soon erected for the
-accommodation of the Academy's works. Pleasant compliments were
-exchanged between Disraeli and Lord John Russell, and speeches were
-made by sundry other dignitaries who were in attendance.----At the
-Lord Mayor's dinner, on the 8th, the festivities partook more of a
-political character. The Earl of Derby spoke long and eloquently of
-the nature of the British Government, urging that in all its various
-departments it was a compromise between conflicting expedients and a
-system of mutual concessions between apparently conflicting interests.
-Count Walewski, the French Minister, congratulated the company on the
-good understanding which prevailed between France and England, and Mr.
-Disraeli spoke of the House of Commons as a true republic--"the only
-republic, indeed, that exists founded upon the principles of liberty,
-equality, and fraternity; but liberty there was maintained by
-order--equality is mitigated by good taste, and fraternity takes the
-shape of cordial brotherhood."----The anniversary dinner of the Royal
-Literary Fund took place on the 12th, and was chiefly distinguished by
-an amusing speech from Thackeray.
-
-An important collision has occurred between the book publishers in
-London and the retail booksellers, which has engrossed attention to no
-inconsiderable extent. The publishers, it seems, have been in the
-habit of fixing a retail price upon their books, and then selling them
-to dealers at a deduction of twenty-five per cent. Some of the
-latter, thinking to increase their sales thereby, have contented
-themselves with a smaller rate of profit, and have sold their books at
-less than the price fixed by the publishers. Against this the latter
-have taken active measures of remonstrance, having formed an
-association among themselves, and agreed to refuse to deal with
-booksellers who should thus undersell the regular trade. On the other
-hand the retail dealers have held meetings to assert their rights, and
-one of them, held on the 4th, was attended by a very large number of
-the authors and men of letters interested in the question. Mr. Dickens
-presided, and a characteristic letter was read from Mr. Carlyle, who
-was warmly in favor of the objects of the meeting, though he thought
-many other things necessary to give authors their proper position in
-society. The rights of the case were submitted to Lord Campbell, Mr.
-Grote, and Dr. Milman, who heard both sides argued, and gave a
-decision on the 18th, on all points _against_ the regulations for
-which the publishers contended.
-
-Very sad intelligence has reached England of the fate of a party of
-seven missionaries, who were sent out by the Protestant Missionary
-Society, in 1850, to Patagonia. Captain Gardiner was at the head of
-the band. The vessel that took them out landed at Picton Island, off
-the southern coast of Terra del Fuego, on the 6th of December, 1850,
-and kept hovering about to see how they were likely to be received.
-The natives seemed menacing: but on the 18th of December the
-missionaries left the ship, and with their stores of provisions,
-Bibles, &c., embarked in two boats, meaning to make for the coast of
-Terra del Fuego. On the 19th the ship sailed; and no news of them
-having reached England, the ship _Dido_ was ordered by the Admiralty
-in October, 1850, to touch there, and ascertain their fate. The _Dido_
-reached the coast in January, and after ten or twelve days of search,
-on a rock near where they first landed on Picton Island, a writing was
-found directing them to go to Spaniard Harbor, on the opposite Fuegan
-coast. Here were found, near a large cavern, the unburied bodies of
-Captain Gardiner and another of the party; and the next day the bodies
-of three others were found. A manuscript journal, kept by Captain
-Gardiner, down to the last day when, only two or three days before his
-death, he became too weak to write, was also found, from which it
-appeared that the parties were driven off by the natives whenever they
-attempted to land; that they were thus compelled to go backward and
-forward in their boats, and at last took refuge in Spaniard harbor, as
-the only spot where they could be safe; that they lived there eight
-months, partly in a cavern and partly under shelter of one of the
-boats, and that three of them died by sickness, and the others by
-literal and lingering starvation. Four months elapsed between the
-death of the last of the party and the discovery of their bodies. The
-publication of the journal of Captain Gardiner, in which profound
-piety is shown mingled with his agonizing grief, has excited a deep
-sensation throughout England.----An explosion occurred in a coal pit
-in the Aberdare valley, South Wales, on the 10th, by which sixty-four
-lives were lost; another pit near Pembrey filled with water the same
-night, and twenty-seven men were drowned.----The fate of the Crystal
-Palace was sealed by a vote in the House of Commons of 103 to 221 on a
-proposition to provide for its preservation. It has been sold, and is
-to be forthwith taken down, and re-erected out of town, for a winter
-garden.----A memorial numerously and most respectably signed, was
-presented to the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, on the 17th of May,
-praying that the Queen would extend clemency to the Irish State
-prisoners now in exile at Van Dieman's Land. The Lord Lieutenant, in a
-brief and direct speech, declined to lay the memorial before her
-Majesty, on the ground that the exiles in question deserved no further
-clemency at her hands. He noticed, with censure, the fact that one of
-them had effected his escape.
-
-
-FRANCE.
-
-The _fêtes_ of May 10th, were attended with great splendor and eclat;
-but the non-proclamation of the Empire on that occasion is the feature
-most remarked upon by the foreign press. The number of troops present
-is estimated at 80,000. The whole Champ de Mars had been prepared
-especially for the occasion. The President was received with loud
-applause. After distributing the eagles among the various regiments,
-he addressed them briefly, saying that the history of nations was, in
-a great measure, the history of armies--that on their success or
-reverse depends the fate of civilization and of the country; that the
-Roman eagle adopted by the Emperor Napoleon at the commencement of the
-century was the most striking signification of the regeneration and
-the grandeur of France; and that it should now be resumed, not as a
-menace against foreign powers, but as the symbol of independence, the
-souvenir of an heroic epoch, and as the sign of the nobleness of each
-regiment. After this address the standards were taken to the chapel
-and blessed by the Archbishop. The ceremonies were protracted and
-attended by an immense concourse of spectators.----General Changarnier
-has addressed a remarkable letter to the Minister of the Interior in
-reply to his demand that he should take the oath of allegiance to
-Louis Napoleon. He says that the President had repeatedly endeavored
-to seduce him to his support--that he had offered not only to make him
-Marshal but to confer upon him another military dignity unknown since
-the Empire, and to attach to it immense pecuniary rewards; that when
-he perceived that personal ambition had no effect upon him, he
-endeavored to gain him over, by pretending a design to prepare the way
-for the restoration of the Monarchy to which he supposed him to be
-attached. All these attempts had been without effect. He had never
-ceased to be ready to defend with energy the legal powers of Louis
-Napoleon, and to give every opposition to the illegal prolongation of
-those powers. The exile he had undergone in solitude and silence had
-not changed his opinion of the duties he owed to France. He would
-hasten to her defense should she be attacked, but he refused the oath
-exacted by the perjured man who had failed to corrupt him. In reply to
-this letter, M. Cassagnac, editor of the _Constitutionnel_, brought
-against General Changarnier specific charges--that in March, 1849, he
-demanded from Louis Napoleon written authority to throw the
-Constituent Assembly out of the window--that he subsequently urged him
-in the strongest manner to make a _coup d'etat_; and that in November,
-1850, he assembled a number of political personages, and proposed to
-them to arrest Louis Napoleon and send him to prison, to prorogue the
-Assembly for six months, and to make him Dictator. It was further
-alleged that one of the persons present at this meeting was M. Molé,
-who refused to sanction the scheme and immediately disclosed it to the
-President. Count Molé immediately published an indignant denial of the
-whole story, so far as his name had been connected with it.----General
-Lamoriciere has, also, in a published letter, refused to take the oath
-required; he declares his readiness to defend France against foreign
-foes whenever she shall be attacked, but he will not take the oath of
-fidelity to a perjured chief.----The venerable astronomer, Arago, has
-also refused to take the oath of allegiance required of all connected
-in any way with the government. He wrote a firm and dignified letter
-to the Minister notifying him of his purpose, and calling on him to
-designate the day when it would be necessary for him to quit the
-Bureau of Longitude with which he had been so closely connected for
-half a century. He also informed him that he should address a circular
-letter to scientific men throughout the world, explaining the
-necessity which drove him from an establishment with which his name
-had been so long associated, and to vindicate his motives from
-suspicion. The Minister informed him that, in consideration of his
-eminent services to the cause of science, the government had decided
-not to exact the oath, and that he could therefore retain his
-post.----These examples of non-concurrence in the new policy of the
-President have been followed by inferior magistrates in various parts
-of France. In several of the departments members of the local councils
-have refused to take the oaths of allegiance, and in the towns of
-Havre, Thiers, and Evreux the tribunals of commerce have done
-likewise. The civil courts of Paris have also, in one or two
-instances, asserted their independence by deciding against the
-government in prosecutions commenced against the press. On the 23d of
-April, moreover, the civil tribunal gave judgment on the demand made
-by the Princes of the Orleans family to declare illegal the seizure by
-the Prefect of the Seine, of the estates of Neuilly and Monceaux,
-under the decree of the 22d of January, relative to the property of
-the late king, Louis Philippe. In answer to this demand, the Prefect
-of the Seine, in the name of the government, called on the tribunal to
-declare that the decree of 22d January was a legislative act, and the
-seizure of the property an administrative act, and that consequently
-the tribunal had no jurisdiction. The case was pleaded at great
-length; and the court pronounced a judgment declaring itself
-competent, keeping the case before it, fixing a day for discussing it
-on its merits, and condemning the Prefect in costs. These movements
-indicate a certain degree of reaction in the public mind, and have
-prepared the way for the favorable reception of a letter which the
-Bourbon pretender, the Count de Chambord, has issued to the partisans
-of monarchy throughout France. This letter is dated at Venice, April
-27, and is designed as an official declaration of his wishes to all
-who wish still to remain faithful to the principles which he
-represents. He declares it to be the first duty of royalists to do no
-act, to enter into no engagement, in opposition to their political
-faith. They must not hesitate, therefore, to refuse all offices where
-promises are required from them contrary to their principles, and
-which would not permit them to do in all circumstances what their
-convictions impose upon them. Still, important and active duties are
-devolved upon them. They should reside as much as possible in the
-midst of the population on whom they can exercise influence, and
-should try, by rendering themselves useful to them, to acquire, each
-day, still greater claims to their gratitude and confidence. They
-ought also to aid the government in its struggles against anarchy and
-socialism, and to show themselves in all emergencies the most
-courageous defenders of social order. Even in case of an attempt to
-re-establish the Empire, they are exhorted to abstain from doing any
-thing to endanger the repose of the country, but to protest formally
-against any change which can endanger the destinies of France, and
-expose it once more to catastrophes and perils from which the
-legitimate monarchy alone can save it. He urges them to be unalterable
-on matters of principle, but at the same time calm, patient, and ever
-moderate and conciliating toward persons. "Let your ranks, your
-hearts," he says, "like mine, remain continually open to all. We are
-all thrown on times of trials and of sacrifices; and my friends will
-not forget that it is from the land of exile that I make this new
-appeal to their constancy and their devotedness. Happier days are yet
-in store for France and for us. I am certain of the fact. It is in my
-ardent love for my country--it is in the hope of serving it--of being
-able to serve it--that I gather the strength and the courage necessary
-for me to accomplish the great duties which have been imposed on me by
-Providence."----Additional importance is ascribed to this proclamation
-from the fact that it was made just after a visit from the Grand Dukes
-of Russia and Venice, and just before the arrival of the Emperor
-Nicholas at Vienna. The death of Prince Schwarzenberg is supposed to
-have led to a still closer union of interest and of policy between
-Austria and Russia, as the personal leanings both of the Austrian
-Emperor, and the new prime Minister are known to be in that direction.
-
-Some further developments have been made of the sentiments of the
-three allied powers, Austria, Russia, and Prussia, concerning the
-re-establishment of the Empire in France. It is represented that the
-late Minister of Austria was in favor of encouraging such a step, but
-that both the other powers concurred in saying that the accomplishment
-of it would be a "violation of the treaties of 1814 and 1815, inasmuch
-as those treaties have excluded for ever the family of Bonaparte from
-the government of France." Now, those treaties form the basis of the
-whole policy of Europe; and it is the duty of the powers to demand
-that they shall be respected by the President of the Republic himself
-in all their provisions, and particularly not to permit any infraction
-of them as to the point in question, which has reference to him
-personally. Nevertheless, the sovereigns of Prussia and Russia would
-not perhaps be disposed to refuse to recognize Louis Napoleon
-Bonaparte as Emperor of the French Republic--if that title were
-conferred on him by a new plébiscite--as had been spoken of but they
-should only recognize him as an elective Emperor, and for life, with
-only a status analogous to that of the former kings of Poland. If the
-two cabinets of St. Petersburg and Berlin consented to such a
-recognition, it was the utmost that it was possible to do; but, most
-certainly, beyond that point they should never go. At the same time,
-the cabinets formally declare, that they would only recognize the
-Emperor of the French Republic on the condition of his election being
-the result of the mode already announced (the plébiscite). They will
-not admit any other manner of re-establishing in France an imperial
-throne, even were it but for life; the two sovereigns being firmly
-resolved never to accept in the person of Louis Napoleon Bonaparte,
-any other than the supreme elective chief of the Republic, and to
-oppose by all the means in their power the pretension of establishing
-the actual President of the French Republic as Emperor, in the sense
-of an hereditary transmitter or founder of a Napoleonian dynasty. They
-add, that Louis Napoleon Bonaparte not being the issue of a sovereign
-or reigning family, can not become a real sovereign, or assimilate
-himself to reigning houses.----The pictures belonging to the late
-Marshal Soult were sold at auction on the 19th. The collection
-consisted of 157 paintings, and among them were many of the
-master-pieces of the old masters. The most celebrated was Murillo's
-'Conception of the Virgin,' for which the chief competitors were the
-Emperor of Russia, the Queen of Spain, and the Director of the Louvre.
-It was bought by the latter at the enormous price of 586,000
-francs,--or about $117,200.
-
-
-EASTERN AND SOUTHERN EUROPE.
-
-In PRUSSIA, a communication was made on the 28th of April by the King
-to the Chambers, transmitting a bill to abolish the articles of the
-Constitution and regulate the organization of the peerage. In the
-First Chamber it was referred to the existing committee on the
-constitution of the body concerned. In the Second Chamber a committee
-was appointed to consider the measure. The minister desired that the
-matter might be quickly dispatched. In the same sitting of the 28th,
-the Second Chamber came to two other important votes. It rejected, by
-a majority of 186 to 82, the resolution of the First Chamber, and
-which, dividing the budget of ordinary and extraordinary expenses,
-decided that the first should be no longer fixed annually, but once
-for all, and that no future modification should take place, except by
-a law. It also rejected, by 225 to 57, another decision of the First
-Chamber, by which it had declared, in opposition to the Constitution,
-that it could vote the budget, article by article, like the Second
-Chamber.
-
-In TUSCANY a decree of the Grand Duke has abolished the Constitution
-and Civic Guard, and constituted the government on the same basis as
-before 1848. The ministers are henceforward responsible to the Grand
-Duke; the Council of State is separated from that of the Ministers;
-the communal law of 1849 and the law on the press are to be revised.
-
-The DANISH question has been settled in London, by conferences of the
-representatives of the several powers concerned. Prince Christian of
-Glucksberg is to succeed to the crown on the death of the present King
-and his brother, both of whom are childless.
-
-In TURKEY all differences with Egypt have been adjusted. Fuad-Effendi,
-it is announced by the Paris _Presse_, justifying all the hopes which
-his mission had given birth to, has come to a complete understanding
-with the Egyptian government, whose good intentions and perfect fair
-dealing he admits. The Viceroy accepts the code with the modifications
-called for by the state of the country, and which the Turco-Egyptian
-Commissioners had already fixed in their conferences at
-Constantinople. On its side, the Porte accords to the Viceroy the
-right of applying the punishment of death during seven years, without
-reference to the divan.
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-Editor's Table.
-
-
-The birth-day of a nation is not merely a figurative expression.
-Nations are _born_ as well as men. The very etymology of the word
-implies as much. Social compacts may be _declarative of their
-independence_, or definitive of their existence, but do not create
-them. In truth, all such compacts and conventions do in themselves
-imply a previous natural growth or organization lying necessarily
-still farther back, as the ground of any legitimacy they may possess.
-There can be no _con-vening_ unless there is something to determine,
-_a priori_, who shall _come together_, and how they shall come
-together--as _representatives_ of what _principals_--as _parts_ of
-what ascertained _whole_--with what powers, on what terms, and for
-what ends. There can no more be an artificial nation than an
-artificial language. Aside from other influences, all attempts of the
-kind must be as abortive in politics as they have ever been in
-philology. Nations are not manufactured, either to order or otherwise,
-but born--born of other nations, and nurtured in those peculiar
-arrangements of God's providence which are expressly adapted to such a
-result. The analogy between them and individuals may be traced to
-almost any extent. They have, in general, some one event in which
-there may be discovered the conceptive principle, or _principium_, of
-their national life. They have their embryo or formative period. They
-have their _birth_, or the time of their complete separation from the
-maternal nationality to which they were most nearly and dependently
-united. They have their struggling infancy--their youth--their
-growth--_their heroic period_--their iron age of hardship
-and utility--their manhood--their silver age of luxury and
-refinement--their golden age of art and science and literature--their
-acme--their decline--their decay--their final extinction, or else
-their dissolution into those fragmentary organisms from which spring
-up again the elements or seeds of future nationalities.
-
-We need not trace our own history through each of these periods. The
-incipient stages have all been ours, although, in consequence of a
-more healthy and vigorous maternity, we have passed through them with
-a rapidity of which the previous annals of the world present no
-examples. Less than a century has elapsed since that birth, whose
-festive natal day is presented in the calendar of the present month,
-and yet we are already approaching the season of manhood. We have
-passed that proud period which never comes but once in a nation's
-life, although it may be succeeded by others far surpassing it in what
-may be esteemed the more substantial elements of national wealth and
-national prosperity. Almost every state has had its HEROIC AGE. We too
-have had ours, and we may justly boast of it as one equaling in
-interest and grandeur any similar period in the annals of Greece and
-Rome--as one which would not shrink from a comparison with the
-chivalrous youth of any of the nations of modern Europe. It is the
-unselfish age, or rather, the time when the self-consciousness, both
-individual and national, is lost in some strong and all-absorbing
-emotion--when a strange elevation of feeling and dignity of action are
-imparted to human nature, and men act from motives which seem
-unnatural and incredible to the more calculating and selfish
-temperaments of succeeding times. It is a period which seems designed
-by Providence, not for itself only, or the great effects of which it
-is the immediate cause, but for its influence upon the whole
-after-current of the national existence. The strong remembrance of it
-becomes a part of the national life; it enters into its most common
-and constant thinking, gives a peculiar direction to its feeling; it
-imparts a peculiar character to its subsequent action; it makes its
-whole historical being very different from what it would have been had
-there been no such epic commencement, no such superhuman or _heroic
-birth_. It furnishes a treasury of glorious reminiscences wherewith to
-reinvigorate from time to time the national virtue when impaired, as
-it ever is, by the factious, and selfish, and unheroic temper produced
-by subsequent days of merely economical or utilitarian prosperity.
-
-This heroic age must pass away. It is sustained, while it lasts, by
-special influences which can not have place in the common life and
-ordinary work of humanity. Its continuance, therefore, would be
-inconsistent with other benefits and other improvements of a more
-sober or less exciting kind, but which, nevertheless, belong to the
-proper development of the state. The deep effects, however, still
-remain. It inspires the poet and the orator. It furnishes the
-historian with his richest page. It tinges the whole current of the
-national literature. In fact, there can be no such thing as a national
-literature, in its truest sense--there can be no national poetry, no
-true national art, no national music, except as more or less
-intimately connected with the spirit of such a period.
-
-It was not the genius of democracy simply, as Grote and some other
-historians maintain, but the heroic remembrances of the Persian
-invasion, that roused the Grecian mind, and created the brilliant
-period of the Grecian civilization. The new energy that came from this
-period was felt in every department--of song, of eloquence, of art,
-and even of philosophy. Marathon and Salamis still sustained the
-national life when it was waning under the mere political wisdom of
-Pericles, the factious recklessness of Alcibiades, and the still more
-debasing influence of the venal demagogues of later times. When this
-old spirit had gone out, there was nothing in the mere forms of her
-free institutions that could prevent Athens from sinking down into
-insignificance, or from being absorbed in the growth of new and rising
-powers.
-
-Rome would never have been the mistress of the world, had it not been
-for the heroic impetus generated in the events which marked her
-earliest annals. Even if we are driven to regard these as in a great
-measure mythical, they still, in the highest and most valid sense,
-belong to Roman history, and all the efforts of Niebuhr and of Arnold
-have failed, and ever will fail, to divest them of the rank they have
-heretofore maintained among the formative influences in the Roman
-character. They entered into the national memory. They formed for ages
-the richest and most suggestive part of the national thinking. They
-became thus more really and vitally incorporated into the national
-being than many events whose historical authenticity no critic has
-ever called in question. But we can not believe them wholly or even
-mainly mythical. Some of the more modern theories on this subject will
-have to be re-examined. With all their plausibility they are open to
-the objection of presenting the mightiest effects without adequate or
-corresponding causes. Twelve hundred years of empire, such as that of
-Rome, could not well have had its origin in any period marked by
-events less strangely grand and chivalrous than those that Livy has
-recorded. Brutus, and Cincinnatus, and Fabricius, must have been as
-real as the splendid reality which could only have grown out of so
-heroic an ancestry. The spirit of Numa more truly ruled, even in the
-later Roman empire, than did ever that of Augustus. It was yet
-powerful in the days of Constantine. It was still present in that
-desperate struggle which made it difficult, even for a Christian
-senate, to cast out the last vestiges of the old religion, and to
-banish the Goddess of Victory from the altars and temples she had so
-long occupied.
-
-A similar view, drawn from the Jewish history, must commend itself to
-every one who has even an ordinary knowledge of the Scriptures. The
-glorious deliverances from Egyptian bondage, the sublime reminiscences
-of Sinai, the heroic, as exhibited in Moses, and Joshua, and Jephthah,
-and Gideon, are ever reappearing in the Hebrew prophetic and lyrical
-poetry. These proud recollections cheer them in the long years of the
-captivity. Even in the latest and most debasing periods of their
-history, they impart an almost superhuman energy to their struggle
-with Rome; and what is more than all, after having sustained the
-Jewish song, and the Jewish eloquence, during ages of depressing
-conflict, their influence is still felt in all the noblest departments
-of Christian art and Christian literature.
-
-No, we may almost say it, there can not truly be a nation without
-something that may be called its heroic age; or if there have been
-such, the want of this necessary fountain of political vitality has
-been the very reason why they have perished from the pages of history.
-We, too, have had such a period in our annals, and we are all the
-better for it, and shall be all the better for it, as long as our
-political existence shall endure. Some such chapter in our history
-seems necessary to legitimate our claim to the appellation; and
-however extravagant it may seem, the assertion may, nevertheless, be
-hazarded, that one borrowed from the maternal nationality, or from a
-foreign source, or even altogether mythical, would be better than none
-at all. If we had not had our Pilgrim Fathers, our Mayflower band, our
-Plymouth Rock, our Bunker Hill, our Saratoga, our Washingtons, our
-Warrens, our Putnams, our Montgomerys, our heroic martyr-Congresses,
-voting with the executioner and the ax before their eyes, we might
-better have drawn upon the epic imagination for some such introduction
-to our political existence, than regard it as commencing merely with
-prosaic paper compacts, or such artificial gatherings as are presented
-in your unheroic, though very respectable Baltimore and Harrisburg
-Conventions.
-
-Some such chivalrous commencement is, moreover, absolutely essential
-to that great idea of national _continuity_, so necessary for the
-highest ends of political organization; and yet so liable to be
-impaired or wholly lost in the strife of those ephemeral parties,
-those ever-gathering, ever-dissolving factions, which, ignoring both
-the future and the past, are absorbed solely in the magnified
-interests of the present hour. For this purpose, we want an antiquity
-of some kind--even though it may not be a distant one--something
-parted from us by events so grand, so unselfish, so unlike the common,
-every-day acts of the current years, as to have the appearance at
-least of a sacred and memory-hallowed remoteness. We need to have our
-store of glorious olden chronicles, over which time has thrown his
-robe of reverence--a reverence which no profane criticism of after
-days shall be allowed to call in question, no subsequent statistics be
-permitted to impair. We need to have our proud remembrances for all
-parties, for all interests, for all ages--our common fund of heroic
-thought, affording a constant supply for the common mind of the state,
-thus ever living in the national history, connecting each present not
-only with such a heroic commencement, but, through it, with all the
-past that intervenes, and in this way furnishing a historical bond of
-union stronger than can be found in any amount of compromises or paper
-constitutions.
-
-If we would be truly a State, we must have "_the Fathers_," and the
-revered "olden time." It is in some such veneration for a common
-glorious ancestry that a political organization finds its deepest
-root. Instead of being absurd, it is the most rational, as well as the
-most conservative of all feelings in which we can indulge. The more we
-are under its influence, the higher do we rise in the scale of being
-above the mere animal state, and that individualism which is its chief
-characteristic. It is a "good and holy thought" thus to regard the
-dead as still present with us, and past generations as still having an
-interest in our history--still justly claiming some voice in the
-administration of that _inheritance_ they have transmitted to us, and
-in respect to which our influence over the ages to come will be in
-proportion to our reverential remembrance of those that have preceded.
-Such a feeling is the opposite of that banefully radical and
-disorganizing view which regards the state as a mere aggregation of
-individual local fragments in space, and a succession of
-separately-flowing drops in time--which looks upon the present
-majority of the present generation as representing the whole national
-existence, and which is, of course, not only inconsistent with any
-true historical life, but with any thing which is really entitled to
-the name of fundamental or constitutional law. It is the opposite,
-both in its nature and its effects, of that contemptible cant now so
-common in both political parties, and which is ever talking of "Young
-America" as some new development, unconnected with any thing that has
-ever gone before it. The heroic men of our revolution, they were
-"Young America;" the gambling managers of modern political caucuses,
-to whatever party they may belong, or whatever may be their age or
-standing, are the real and veritable "old fogies."
-
-We can not attach too much importance to this idea of _inheritance_,
-so deeply grounded in the human mind. The _Sancti Patres_ are
-indispensable to a true historical nationality. Hence the classical
-name for country--_Patria a patribus_--_The Father-land_. We love it,
-not simply for its present enjoyments and present associations, but
-for its past recollections--
-
- Land of the Pilgrims' pride,
- Land where our fathers died.
-
-Without some such thought of transmitted interest continually carrying
-the past into the present, and both into the future, patriotism is but
-the cant of the demagogue. Our country is our country, not only in
-space, but in time--not only territorially, but historically; and it
-is in this latter aspect it must ever present its most intense and
-vital interest. Where such an interest is excluded, or unappreciated,
-there is nothing elevated, nothing heroic, to which the name of
-patriotism can be given. There is nothing but the most momentary
-selfishness which can bind our affections to one spot on earth more
-than to any other.
-
-Opposed to this is a species of cosmopolitanism, which sometimes
-claims the Scriptures as being on its side. The opinion, however, will
-not stand the test of fair interpretation. The Bible, it is true,
-enjoins love to all mankind, but not as a blind and abstract
-philanthropy which would pass over all the intermediate gradations
-that Infinite Wisdom has appointed. Love of "the fathers," love of
-family, love of kindred, love of "our own people"--"our own,
-our _native_ land"--our "own Zion," nationally, as well as
-ecclesiastically, are commended, not only as good in themselves, but
-as the foundation of all the other social virtues, as the appointed
-means, in fact, by which the circle of the affections is legitimately
-expanded, and, at the same time, with a preservation of that intensity
-of feeling which is never found in any inflating abstract cosmopolitan
-benevolence.
-
-In no book, too, do we find more distinctly set forth that idea which
-we have styled the root of all true patriotism--the idea of the
-national continuance from generation to generation, as a living,
-responsible whole--as one ever-flowing stream, in which the individual
-parts are passing away, it is true but evermore passing to that
-"congregation of the fathers" which still lives in the present organic
-life. It is presented, too, not as any difficult or transcendental or
-mystical conception, but as a thought belonging everywhere to the
-common mind, and necessarily underlying all those dread views the
-Scripture so often give us of national accountability and national
-retribution.
-
-Every country distinguished for great deeds has ever been proud of its
-ancestors; has ever gloried in the facts of its early history; has
-ever connected them with whatever was glorious in its later annals has
-ever made them the boast of its eloquence, the themes of its poetry,
-and the subjects of festal rejoicings. In the preservation of such
-feelings and such ideas, our annual Fourth of July celebrations
-instead of being useless, and worse than useless periods of noisy
-declamation, as some would contend, are, in fact, doing more to
-preserve our union than the strongest legislative acts. This may hold
-when every other cable in the vessel has parted. The bare thought that
-our glorious old Fourth of July could never more be celebrated in its
-true spirit (and it would be equally gone for each and every sundered
-fragment) is enough to check the wildest faction, and to stay the hand
-of the most reckless disunionist.
-
-It was in view of such an effect, that one of our wisest statesmen,
-one the farthest removed from the demagogue, and himself a
-participator in our heroic struggle, is represented as so
-enthusiastically commending this annual festival to the perpetual
-observation of posterity, "Through the thick gloom of the present," he
-exclaims, "I see the brightness of the future as the sun in heaven. We
-shall make this _a glorious, an immortal day_. When we are in our
-graves our children will honor it. They will celebrate it with
-thanksgiving, with festivity, with bonfires, and illuminations. On its
-annual return, they will shed tears, copious, gushing tears of
-exultation of gratitude, and of joy." "And so that day _shall_ be
-honored," continues his eloquent eulogist--"And so that day shall be
-honored, illustrious prophet and patriot! so that day shall be
-honored, and as often as it returns thy renown shall come along with
-it, and the glory of thy life, like the day of thy death, shall not
-fail from the remembrance of men!"
-
-The highest reason, then, as well as the purest feeling, bid us not be
-ashamed of glorying in our forefathers. Scripture is in unison here
-with patriotism in commending the sacred sentiment. There is a
-religious element in the true love of race and country. "The God of
-our Fathers" becomes a prime article of the national as well as of the
-ecclesiastical creed, and without the feeling inspired by it,
-nationality may turn out to be a mere figment, which all political
-bandages will fail to sustain against the disorganizing influence of
-factious or sectional interests. It is not absurd, too, to cherish the
-belief that our ancestors were better men than ourselves, if we
-ourselves are truly made better by thus believing.
-
-As we have remarked before, there may be mythical exaggeration
-attending such tradition, but if so, this very exaggeration must have
-had its ground in something really transcending what takes place in
-the ordinary course of a nation's life. Some late German scholars have
-been hunting out depreciating charges against the hero of Marathon,
-and, for this purpose, have subjected his very ashes to the most
-searching critical analysis. Truth, it may be said, is always sacred.
-We would not wish to undervalue the importance of the sentiment. But
-Miltiades the patriot is the real element that exerted so heroic an
-effect upon the subsequent Grecian history. Miltiades charged with
-political offenses lives only as the subject of antiquarian research,
-or a humiliating example of the common depravity appearing among the
-most lauded of mankind. And so, in our own case, what political
-utility can there be in discovering, even if it were so, that
-Washington was not so wise, or Warren so brave, or Putnam so
-adventurous, or Bunker Hill so heroically contested, as has been
-believed? Away with such skepticism, we say, and the mousing criticism
-by which it is sometimes attempted to be supported. Such beliefs have
-at all events become real for us by entering into the very soul of our
-history, and forming the staple of our national thought. To take them
-away would now be a baneful disorganizing of the national mind. Their
-influence has been felt in every subsequent event. Saratoga and
-Monmouth have reappeared in Chippewa, and New Orleans, and Buena
-Vista. May it not be hoped, too, that something of the men who
-convened in Philadelphia on the 4th of July, 1776, or of that earlier
-band on whom Burke pronounced his splendid eulogy, may still live,
-even in the worst and poorest of our modern Congresses!
-
-Again, this reverence for "the fathers" is the most healthfully
-conservative of all influences, because it presents the common sacred
-ground on which all political parties, all sectional divisions, and
-all religious denominations can heartily unite. Every such difference
-ought to give way, and, in general, does give way, in the presence of
-the healing spirit that comes to us from the remembrance of those old
-heroic times. The right thinking Episcopalian not only acquiesces, but
-rejoices cordially in the praises of the Pilgrim Fathers. He can glory
-even in their stern puritanism, without losing a particle of reverence
-or respect for his own cherished views. The Presbyterian glows with
-pride at the mention of the cavaliers of Virginia, and sees in their
-ancient loyalty the strength and consistency of their modern
-republicanism. The most rigid Churchman of either school--whether of
-Canterbury or Geneva--finds his soul refreshed by the thought of that
-more than martial heroism which distinguished the followers of Penn
-and the first colonists of Pennsylvania.
-
-Our rapid editorial view has been suggested by the great festal period
-of the current month; but we can not close it without the expression
-of one thought which we deem of the highest importance. If the
-influences coming from this heroic age of our history are so very
-precious, we should be careful not to diminish their true conservative
-power, by associating them with every wretched imitation for which
-there may be claimed the same or a similar name. The memory of our
-revolution (to which we could show, if time permitted, there should be
-given a truer and a nobler epithet) is greatly lowered by being
-compared continually with every miserable Cuban expedition and
-Canadian invasion, or every European _émeute_, without any reference
-to the grounds on which they are attempted, or the characters and
-motives of those by whom they are commenced. We may indeed sympathize
-with every true effort to burst the hard bonds of irresponsible power;
-but we should carefully see to it that our own sacred deposit of
-glorious national reminiscences lose not all its reverence by being
-brought out for too common uses, or profaned by too frequent
-comparison with that which is really far below it, if not altogether
-of a different kind. When Washington and Greene and Franklin are thus
-placed side by side with Lopez, and Ledru-Rollin, and Louis Blanc, or
-a profane parallel is run between the Pilgrim colonists and modern
-Socialists and St. Simonians, there is only an inevitable degradation
-on the one side without any true corresponding elevation on the other.
-They are the enemies of our revolution, and of its true spirit, who
-are thus for making it subservient to all purposes that may be
-supposed to bear the least resemblance. Our fathers' struggle, be it
-ever remembered, was not for the subversion but the conservation of
-constitutional law, and, therefore, even its most turbulent and
-seemingly lawless acts acquire a dignity placing them above all vulgar
-reference, and all vulgar imitation. He is neither a patriot nor a
-philanthropist who would compare the destruction of the tea in the
-harbor of Boston with every abolition riot, or every resistance to our
-own solemnly enacted laws, or every lynching mob that chooses to
-caricature the forms of justice, or every French _émeute_, or
-revolutionary movement with its mock heroics--its burlesque travestie
-of institutions it can not comprehend, and of a liberty for which it
-so soon shows itself utterly unqualified. It is our mission to redeem
-and elevate mankind, by showing that the spirit of our heroic times
-lives constantly in the political institutions to which they gave
-birth, and that republican forms are perfectly consistent, not only
-with personal liberty, but with all those higher ideas that are
-connected with the conservation of law, of reverence, of loyalty, of
-rational submission to right authority--in a word, of true
-_self-government_, as the positive antithesis to that animal and
-counterfeit thing--the _government of self_. It is not the
-conservative who is staying the true progress of mankind. A licentious
-press, a corrupt and gambling spirit of faction in our political
-parties, and, above all, frequent exhibitions of vulgar demagoguism in
-our legislative bodies, may do more to strengthen and perpetuate the
-European monarchies, than all the ignorance of their subjects, and all
-the power of their armies.
-
-
-
-
-Editor's Easy Chair.
-
-
-An Easy Chair for July, and specially for such hot July, as we doubt
-not is just now ripening over our readers' heads, should be a cool
-chair, with a lining of leather, rather than the soft plushes which
-beguile the winter of its iciness. Just so, we should be on the
-look-out in these hap-hazard pages, that close our monthly labors, for
-what may be cooling in the way of talk; and should make our periods
-wear such shadows as will be grateful to our sun-beaten readers.
-
-If by a touch of the pen, we could, for instance, build up a grove of
-leaf-covered trees, with some pebble-bottomed brook fretting
-below--idly, carelessly, impetuously--even as our pen goes fretting
-over this Paris _feuille_; and if we could steep our type in that
-summer fragrance which lends itself to the country groves of July; and
-if we could superadd--like so many fragmentary sparkles of verse--the
-songs of July birds--what a claimant of your thanks we should become?
-
-Much as a man may be street-ridden, after long city experience--even
-as the old and rheumatic become bed-ridden--yet the far-off shores of
-Hoboken, and the tree-whispers of St. John's and Grammercy Parks, do
-keep alive somewhat of the Eden longings, which are born into the
-world with us, and which can only die when our hearts are dead.
-
-And hence it is that we find it a loving duty to linger much and often
-as we may in this sunny season of the year (alas, that it should be
-only in imagination!) around rural haunts--plucking flowers with
-broad-bonneted girls--studying shadows with artist eye--brushing the
-dews away with farmers' boys--lolling in pools with sleek-limbed
-cattle--dropping worms or minnow with artist anglers, and humming to
-ourselves, in the soft and genial spirit of the scene, such old-time
-pleasant verses as these:
-
- The lofty woods, the forests wide and long,
- Adorned with leaves and branches fresh and green,
- In whose cool bowers the birds with many a song
- Do welcome with their quire the summer's queen;
- The meadows fair, where Flora's gifts among
- Are intermixed with verdant grass between;
- The silver-scaled fish that softly swim
- Within the sweet brook's crystal watery stream.
-
- All these and many more of His creation
- That made the Heavens, the angler oft doth see;
- Taking therein no little delectation,
- To think how strange, how wonderful they be;
- Framing, thereof, an inward contemplation,
- To set his heart from other fancies free;
- And while he looks on these with joyful eye,
- His mind is rapt above the starry sky.
-
-And since we are thus in the humor of old and rural-imaged
-verse--notwithstanding the puff and creak of the printing enginery is
-coming up from the caverns below us (a very Vulcan to the Venus of our
-thought) we shall ask your thanks for yet another triad of verses,
-which will (if you be not utterly barren) breed daisies on your
-vision.
-
-The poet has spoken of such omnibus drives and Perrine pavements as
-offended good sense two or three hundred years ago:
-
- Let them that list these pleasures then pursue,
- And on their foolish fancies feed their fill;
- So I the fields and meadows green may view,
- And by the rivers fresh may walk at will,
- Among the daizies and the violets blue,
- Red hyacinth, and yellow daffodil,
- Purple narcissus like the morning rayes,
- Pale ganderglas, and azure culverkayes.
-
- I count it better pleasure to behold
- The goodly compass of the loftie skie;
- And in the midst thereof, like burning gold,
- The flaming chariot of the world's great eye;
- The wat'ry clouds that in the ayre up rolled
- With sundry kinds of painted colors flie;
- And faire Aurora lifting up her head,
- All blushing rise from old Tithonus' bed.
-
- The hills and mountains raised from the plains,
- The plains extended level with the ground,
- The ground divided into sundry vaines,
- The vaines enclosed with running rivers round,
- The rivers making way through Nature's chaines,
- With headlong course into the sea profound;
- The surging sea beneath the vallies low,
- The vallies sweet, and lakes that gently flow.
-
-The reader may thank us for a seasonable bouquet--tied up with old
-ribbon indeed, and in the old free and easy way--but the perfume is
-richer than the artificial scents of your modern verse.
-
- * * * * *
-
-We do not know who first gave the epithet "leafy June;" but the
-goodness of the term was never so plain, as through that twelfthlet of
-the year which has just shadowed our paths. Whether it be the heavy
-rains of the early spring, or an over-luxurious outburst from the
-over-stiff chains of the last winter--certain it is, that the trees
-never bore up such heaviness of green, or the grass promised such
-height and "bottom." And we can not forbear the hope, that the
-exceeding beauty of the summer will stimulate the activity and
-benevolence of those guardians of our city joy, in whose hands lies
-the fate of the "Up-town Park."
-
- * * * * *
-
-And as we speak of parks, comes up a thought of that very elegant
-monument to the memory of Washington, which has risen out of the
-brains of imaginative and venturesome people, any time during the last
-fifty years. The affair seems to have a periodic and somewhat
-whimsical growth. We suffer a kind of intermittent Washingtonianism,
-which now and then shows a very fever of drawings, and of small
-subscriptions; and anon, the chill takes us, and shakes the whole
-fabric to the ground.
-
-We can not but regard it as a very unfavorable symptom, that a
-corner-stone should have been laid some two or three years ago in a
-quarter called Hamilton Square, and that extraordinary energy should
-have pushed forward the monumental design to the height of a few feet.
-
-Since that period a debility has prevailed. The Washington sentiment
-has languished painfully--proving to our mind most satisfactorily,
-that the true Washington enthusiasm is periodic in its growth; and
-that to secure healthful alternations of recruit and exuberance, it
-should--like asparagus--be cut off below ground.
-
-Meantime, the strangers and office-seekers of our great capital, are
-doing somewhat toward redeeming the fame of the country. In connection
-with their design, a suggestion is just now bruited of calling upon
-clergymen, this coming Fourth of July (three days hence, bear in mind)
-to drop a hint to the memory of the hero who has made that day the
-Sunday of our political year, and furthermore, to drop such pennies,
-as his parishioners will bestow, into the Washington monumental fund.
-
-We should be untrue to the chit-chat of the hour--as well as to our
-Washington fervor--if we did not give the suggestion a record, and the
-purpose a benison!
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is fortunate for all minor matters--such as Jenny Lind, Kossuth,
-green-peas, strawberries, and Lola Montez--that our President-making
-comes only by quartettes of years. It is painful to think of the
-monotone of talk which would overtake the world, if Baltimore
-Conventions were held monthly or even yearly.
-
-We are writing now in the eye of the time; and can give no guess as to
-what candidates will emerge from the Baltimore ballot-boxes; but when
-this shall come under our reader's eye, two names only will form the
-foci of his political fears and hopes. Without any predilections
-whatever, we most ardently wish that our reader may not be
-disappointed--however his hopes may tend: and if any editor in the
-land can "trim" to his readers' humor, with greater sincerity, and
-larger latitude, we should like to know it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Ole Bull has been delighting the musical world, in his way, for the
-month last gone, and has made more converts to the violin, by the
-fullness of his faith, and the fervor of his action, than many
-preachers can win over, by like qualities, to any labor of love.
-
-The truth is, there lies in this Scandinavian a heartiness of impulse,
-and an exuberance of soul, which makes the better part of what men
-call genius. You have a conviction--as you listen--that you are
-dependent for your delight upon no nice conformity with rules--no
-precision of compliance--no formulary excellence, but only and solely
-upon the spirit of the man, creeping over him to the very finger-tips,
-and making music and melody of very necessity.
-
-There is a freshness, a wildness, a _fierté_ in the harmonies that Ole
-Bull creates, which appeal not alone to your nice students of flats
-and sharps, but to every ear that ever heard a river flowing, or the
-soughing of pine woods. It is a make-piece--not of Donizetti's
-arias--but of that unceasing and musical hum which is going up every
-summer's day in the way of bee-chants, and bird-anthems, and which the
-soul-wakened Scandinavian has caught, and wrought and strung upon five
-bits of thread!
-
-The papers (they are accountable for whatever may not be true in our
-stories) have told us strange, sad things of the musical hero's life.
-First, that he has been a great patron of the arts--nor is it easy to
-believe that he could be otherwise. Next, they have told us, that he
-is an earnest lover of such liberty as makes men think, and read, and
-till their own lands--nor is this hard to believe. Again they tell us
-that he has sometimes rendered himself obnoxious to the powers that
-be--that his estates, once very large, have been confiscated, and that
-he has come hitherward only for the sake of repairing his altered
-fortunes.
-
-If the truth lie indeed so hardly upon him, we wish him even more
-success than his merit will be sure to win.
-
-Among the _on dits_ of the time, we must not pass by the good and
-ill-natured comments upon the new-passed Liquor Laws of Massachusetts
-and of Rhode Island. When the reader remembers that Nahant and Newport
-are within the limits of these two States, and that summer visitors to
-the favorite watering places are not unapt to call for a wine-card,
-and to moisten their roast lamb and peas (especially after an
-exhilarating sea-bath) with a cup of Heidseck, or of Longworth's
-sparkling Catawba, they may readily imagine the consternation that has
-crept over certain portions of the visiting world. We (meaning we as
-Editors) are of course without any preferences either for watering
-places or--for that matter--liquoring places. Yet we are curious to
-see how far the new system will favor the fullness and the gayety of
-the old summer resorts.
-
-Persistent Newport visitors, who have grown old with their sherry and
-their port, are arranging for the transportation of "small stores," as
-a portion of their luggage; and are negotiating with the landlords
-their rates of "corkage." Whether this side-tax on the matter will not
-render host and guest obnoxious to the new-started laws, is a matter
-we commend to the serious attention of the hopeful lawyers of Newport.
-
-What the reformatory legal enactments may do with the wine-growers of
-Ohio, and with the distillers of Pennsylvania and Indiana, we are
-curious to see. As for the latter, we can not say (speaking now in our
-individual capacity) that we should greatly regret the downfall of
-those huge distillery pig-yards, which spend their odors over the Ohio
-river; but as for the Cincinnati wines and vineyards, we must confess
-that we have a lurking fondness that way--first, because the grape
-culture is Scriptural, beautiful, healthful; and next, because it is
-clothing the hill-sides of our West with a purple and bountiful
-product, that develops nobly the agricultural resources of the
-country, and throws the gauntlet in the very face of Burgundy. Still
-again, we have a fancy--perhaps a wrong one--that pure wines, well
-made, and cheapened to the wants of the humblest laborer, will outgrow
-and overshadow that feverish passion for stronger drink which vitiates
-so sadly our whole working population: and yet once again, we have
-charity for western vineyards, for a very love of their products; and
-have felt ourselves, after a wee bit of the quiet hock which
-Zimmermann presses out of the ripe Catawba--a better feeling toward
-our fellows, and a richer relish for such labor of the office as now
-hampers our pen.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Under story of pleasure-seeking for the summer, some Journalists
-record the intent of a southern party to broach--in the August that
-now lies thirty days into the sunshine--the passage of the Rocky
-Mountains, skirting by the way the miniature valley of the
-Missouri--wearing weapons of defense and offense--carrying parlors
-upon wheels, and kitchens in their carts--shooting rabbits and Indians
-as the seasons vary, and dining upon buffalo and corn bread _à
-volanté_.
-
-We wish them much pleasure of the trip--meaning good roads, few
-Indians, and musquito bars.
-
-Seriously, however, when shall we see the valley of the Missouri form
-a pleasant tangent to summer travel, and the sportsman who now camps
-it by Long Lake, or shoots coot by Moniment Point--oiling his rifle
-for a range at the stalking varmint by St. Joseph's, and along the
-thousand forked branches of the Missouri waters?
-
-At Minnessota, they say (the doubtful newspapers again,) people have
-discovered a gem of a lake,--so still, that the bordering trees seem
-growing root upward, and the islands are all _Siamesed_ where they
-float; and so clear that you count your fish before you throw them the
-bait, and make such selections among the eager patrons of your hook,
-as you would do at the City market on the corner of Spring-street.
-
-When Professor Page's Galvanic Railroad will take us there in a day,
-we will wash the ink from our fingers in the lake of Minnessota; and
-if the fates favor us, will stew a trout in Longworth's Catawba;
-meantime, we wait hopefully feeding upon Devoe's, moderately fatted
-mutton, and great plenty of imaginative diet.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Among the rest, old Markham's "Summer Contentments" has furnished us
-with rare meals, and inveigled us into trying with inapt hands the
-_metier_ of the rod and angle. We flatter ourselves that we have won
-upon the _character_ of the angler, however little we may win upon his
-fish.
-
-"He must," says pleasant old Markham, "neither be amazed with storms,
-nor frighted with thunder; and if he is not temperate, but has a
-gnawing stomach, that will not endure much fasting, and must observe
-hours, it troubleth the mind and body, and loseth that delight which
-only maketh pastime pleasing.
-
-"He must be of a well-settled and constant belief, to enjoy the
-benefit of his expectation; for than to despair, it were better never
-to be put in practice: and he must ever think, when the waters are
-pleasant, and any thing likely, that there the Creator of all good
-things, hath stored up much of plenty; and though your satisfaction
-be not as ready as your wishes, yet you must hope still, that with
-perseverance you shall reap the fullness of your harvest with
-contentment. Then he must be full of love both to his pleasure, and
-his neighbor--to his pleasure, which will otherwise be irksome and
-tedious--and to his neighbor, that he never give offense in any
-particular, nor be guilty of any general destruction; then he must be
-exceeding patient, and neither vex nor excruciate himself with any
-losses or mischances, as in losing the prey when it is almost in hand,
-or by breaking his tools by ignorance or negligence; but with pleased
-sufferance amend errors, and think mischances instructions to better
-carefulness."
-
-We commend all this to the trout fishers among the musquitos, and
-black flies of Hamilton County--for even into that dim, and barbarian
-region, our monthly budget finds its way.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Among other things of the hour, we must spare a note for those
-pleasant statistics of author-and-bookdom, which the international
-discussion of Copyright has called into print.
-
-Heretofore, the man of books has been reckoned as a liver, for the
-most part, upon such manna as rained down from time to time, from a
-very imaginative heaven; he has lived, by a certain charitable
-courtesy of the world, (which is coy of ferreting out its injustices)
-beyond the tongue of talk, and his pride and poverty have suffered an
-amiable reprieve.
-
-The time, it seems, is now gone by; and we find Prescott and Irving
-submitted to the same fiscal measurement, as are the brokers upon
-'Change. We wish the whole author fraternity might come as bravely out
-of it as the two we have named: and should it ever come to pass, that
-the fraternity were altogether rich, we hope they will not neglect the
-foundation of some quiet hospital for the poor fellows (like
-ourselves) who record their progress, and chronicle their honors.
-
-In old times a fancy held men's minds, that the payment for poetry
-came only from Heaven: and that so soon as the Divine fingers which
-caught the minstrelsy of the angel world, touched upon gold, they
-palsied, and lost their power. Under the present flattering condition
-of the author world (of which, alas, we only read!) it may be well to
-revive the caution: the poor may, at the least, console themselves
-thereby; and as for the rich--they need no consolation.
-
-Time and time again, we believe, spicy authors have threatened to take
-the publisher's business off his hands; and in lieu of half the
-profits, to measure them all with themselves. But, unfortunately for
-the credit of the calling, authors are, in the general way, blessed
-with very moderate financial capacity; and from Scott to Lamartine,
-they have in such venture, to the best of our observation, worked very
-hard--for very little pay.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Speaking of Lamartine, reminds us of a little episode of French life,
-which has latterly crept into the French papers, and which would have
-made (as the publishers say) a "companion volume" to Lamartine's
-Raphael--always provided it were as well written out. The episode is
-dismissed in two or three lines of the journals, and is headed in very
-attracting way--"Died of Love."
-
-Such a kind of death being mostly unheard of--especially in New
-York--it will be necessary to justify the title by a somewhat fuller
-_résumé_ of the story, than the journalist favors us with.
-
-Marie of Montauban was as pretty a girl as the traveler might see in
-going through all of southern France; and a pretty girl of southern
-France, is more than pretty in any other quarter of France.
-
-Her father had been a small _propriétaire_, and had married a
-descendant of an old family, under circumstances of that vague and
-wild romance which grew up a little after the old Revolution. Both the
-parents, however, died early in life: she inherited from the mother
-exceeding delicacy, and a refinement, which agreed very poorly with
-the poverty to which her father's improvidence had left her an heir.
-
-Admired and beloved, and sometimes courted by those about her, she
-resolutely determined to secure her own support. She commenced in a
-romantic way--by quitting secretly her home, and throwing herself upon
-a very broad and a very wicked world. Fortune guided her to the home
-of a worthy baker; she here learned the smaller mysteries of his
-craft, and made such show in the front shop of her new-found patron,
-as bewitched the provincial _gailliards_, and made its tale upon the
-heart of the baker's son.
-
-In short, the son wooed in earnest; the baker protested: and whether
-it was the protest (which is sure to kindle higher flame) or the
-honest heart of the wooer himself, Marie forgot the earnest longings,
-which her mother's nature had planted in her, and became the runaway
-wife of the runaway baker's son.
-
-All French runaways (except from Government) go to Paris: therefore it
-was, that in a year's time, you might have seen the humble sign of the
-baker's son upon a modest shop of the Boulevard Beaumarchais. Beauty
-is always found out in Paris, and it is generally admired. Therefore
-it was, that the baker's son prospered, and the Café de Paris heard
-mention of the beautiful baker's wife of the Beaumarchais.
-
-But, with the sight of the Louvre, the Tuileries, and all the
-elegancies of metropolitan life, the old longings of the motherly
-nature came back to the humiliated Marie. She stole hours for reading
-and for music, and quieted her riotous ambition with the ambition of
-knowledge.
-
-Still, however, her admirers besieged her; but thanks to her birth,
-besieged in vain. From month to month she attended her shop; and from
-month to month beguiled her mission with reading of old stories, and
-with the music of her guitar.
-
-Now, it happened that in this time, a certain Jacques Arago (well
-known to fame) chanced upon a day to visit the baker's shop of the
-Boulevard Beaumarchais; and it further happened, that as the customer
-was a traveler and a savant, that he fell into talk with the beautiful
-Marie, who even then held in her fingers some work of the visitor
-himself.
-
-Talk ripened into conversation, and conversation into interest. The
-heart of Marie--always dutiful at home--now went wandering under the
-guide of her mind. She admired the distinguished traveler, and from
-admiring, she came presently--in virtue of his kind offices and of his
-instructions continued day after day--to love him.
-
-Therefore it was that Jacques Arago, when he came to depart upon new
-voyages (and here we follow his own story, rather than probability),
-did not whisper of his leave to the beautiful Marie, who still held
-her place in the baker's shop upon the Boulevard Beaumarchais.
-
-But she found her liking too strong to resist; and when she heard of
-his departure, she hurried away to Havre--only to see the sails of his
-out-bound ship glimmering on the horizon.
-
-She bore the matter stoutly as she could--cherishing his letters each
-one as so many parts of the mind that had enslaved her; and, finally,
-years after, met him calmly, on his return. "I have lived," she said,
-"to see you again."
-
-But in a little while, Arago, sitting one day in his bureau, receives
-a letter from Marie of Beaumarchais.
-
-"You deceived me when you went away over the sea; I forgive you for
-it! Will you forgive me now another deception? I was not well when you
-saw me last; I am now in the Hospital Beaujon; I shall die before
-tomorrow. But I die faithful to my religion--God--you! Adieu!
-
- MARIE."
-
-Jacques Arago himself writes so much of the story as has served to
-make the back-bone for this; and we appeal to the ninety thousand
-readers of our gossip if Jacques Arago needed any thing more than the
-_finesse_ of Lamartine, and a touch of his poetic nature, to weave the
-story of poor Marie into another Raphael?
-
-
-AN OLD GENTLEMAN'S LETTER.
-
-"THE STORY OF THE BRIDE OF LANDECK."
-
-DEAR SIR--I now resume the very interesting tale I wished to tell you;
-but from which, in my last, I was diverted in a manner requiring some
-apology.
-
-You know, however, that this failing of being carried away to
-collaterals, is frequent in old gentlemen and nurses; and you must
-make excuses for my age and infirmity. Now, however, you shall have
-the story of "The Bride of Landeck." A bride is always interesting,
-and therefore I trust that my bride will not be less so than others.
-There is something so touching in the confidence with which she
-bestows the care of her whole fate and happiness on another, something
-so strangely perilous, even in her very joy, such a misty darkness
-over that new world into which she plunges, that even the coarsest and
-most vulgar are moved by it.
-
-I recollect an almost amusing instance of this. The very words
-employed by the speakers will show you that they were persons of
-inferior condition; and yet they were uttered with a sigh, and with
-every appearance of real feeling.
-
-I was one day walking along through the streets of a great city, where
-it is the custom, in almost all instances, for marriages to take place
-in church. My way lay by the vestry of a fashionable church, and I was
-prevented for a minute or two from passing by a great throng of
-carriages, and a little crowd gathered to see a bride and bridegroom
-set out upon their wedding tour. There were two mechanics immediately
-before me--carpenters apparently--and, being in haste, I tried to
-force my way on. One of the men looked round, saying quietly, "There's
-no use pushing, you can't get by;" and in a moment after, the bridal
-party came forth. The bridegroom was a tall, fine-looking, grave young
-man; and the bride a very beautiful, interesting creature, hardly
-twenty. They both seemed somewhat annoyed by the crowd, and hurried
-into their carriage and drove away.
-
-When the people dispersed, the two carpenters walked on before me,
-commenting upon the occurrence. "Well," said the one, "she's as pretty
-a creature as ever I saw; and he's a handsome man; but he looks a
-little sternish, to my mind. I hope he'll treat her well."
-
-"Ah, poor thing," said the other, "she has tied a knot with her
-tongue, that she can not untie with her teeth."
-
-It is not, however, only sentiment which is occasionally elicited at
-weddings. I have known some of the most ludicrous scenes in the world
-occur on these solemn occasions. One, especially, will never pass from
-my mind, and I must try to give you an account of it, although the
-task will be somewhat difficult.
-
-Some fifty years ago, in the good city of Edinburgh, many of the
-conveniences, and even necessaries of household comfort were arranged
-in a very primitive manner. It was about this time, or a little before
-it, that a gentleman, whom I afterward knew well, Mr. J---- F----,
-wooed and won a very beautiful girl of the best society in the city.
-His doing so was, indeed, a marvel to all; for, though young, witty,
-and well-looking, he was perhaps the most absent man upon the face of
-the earth; and the wonder was that he could ever recollect himself
-sufficiently to make love to one woman for two days consecutively.
-However, so it was; and a vast number of mistakes and blunders having
-been got over, the wedding day was appointed and came. The ceremony
-was to be performed in the house of the bride's father; and a large
-and fashionable company was assembled at the hour appointed. The
-bridegroom was known to have been in the house some time; but he did
-not appear; and minister, parents, bride, bridesmaids, and bridesmen,
-all full dressed, the ladies in court lappets, and the gentlemen with
-_chapeaux bras_ under their arms, began to look very grave.
-
-The bride's brother, however, knew his friend's infirmity, and was
-also aware that he had an exceedingly bad habit of reading classical
-authors in places the least fitted for such purposes. He stole out of
-the room, then, hurried to the place where he expected his future
-brother-in-law might be found; and a minute after, in spite of doors
-and staircases, his voice was heard exclaiming, "Jimmy--Jimmy; you
-forget you are going to be married, man. Every one is waiting for
-you."
-
-"I will come directly--I will come directly," cried another voice--"I
-quite forgot--go and keep them amused."
-
-The young gentleman returned, with a smile upon his face; but
-announced that the bridegroom would be there in an instant; and the
-whole party arranged themselves in a formidable semi-circle. This was
-just complete, when the door opened, and the bridegroom appeared. All
-eyes fixed upon him--all eyes turned toward his left arm, where his
-_chapeau bras_ should have been; and a universal titter burst from all
-lips. Poor F---- stood confounded, perceived the direction of their
-looks, and turned his own eyes to his left arm also. Close pressed
-beneath it, appeared, instead of a neat black _chapeau bras_, a thin,
-flat, round piece of oak, with a small brass knob rising from the
-centre of one side. In horror, consciousness, and confusion, he
-suddenly lifted his arm. Down dropped the obnoxious implement, lighted
-on its edge, rolled forward into the midst of the circle, whirled
-round and round, as if paying its compliments to every body, and
-settled itself with a flounder at the bride's feet. A roar, which
-might have shook St. Andrews, burst from the whole party.
-
-The bride married him notwithstanding, and practiced through life the
-same forbearance--the first of matrimonial virtues--which she showed
-on the present occasion.
-
-Poor F----, notwithstanding the sobering effects of matrimony,
-continued always the most absent man in the world; and one instance
-occurred, some fifteen or sixteen years after his marriage, which his
-wife used to tell with great glee. She was a very notable woman, and
-good housekeeper. Originally a Presbyterian, she had conformed to the
-views of her husband, and regularly frequented the Episcopal church.
-One Sunday, just before the carriage came to the door to take her and
-her husband to the morning service, she went down to the kitchen, as
-was her custom, in mercantile parlance, to take stock, and give her
-orders. She happened to be somewhat longer than usual: the carriage
-was announced, and poor F----, probably knowing that if he gave
-himself a moment to pause, he should forget himself, and his wife, and
-the church, and all other holy and venerable things, went down after
-her, with the usual, "My dear, the carriage is waiting; we shall be
-very late."
-
-Mrs. F---- went through her orders with customary precision, took up
-her prayer-book, entered the carriage with her husband, and rolled
-away toward the church.
-
-"My dear, what an extraordinary smell of bacon there is in the
-carriage," said Mr. F----.
-
-"I do not smell it, my dear," said Mrs. F----.
-
-"I do," said Mr. F----, expanding his nostrils emphatically.
-
-"I think I smell it too, now," said Mrs. F----, taking a sniff.
-
-"Well, I hope those untidy servants of ours do not smoke bacon in the
-carriage," said Mr. F----.
-
-"Oh, dear, no," replied his wife, with a hearty laugh. "No fear of
-that, my dear."
-
-Shortly after, the carriage stopped at the church door; and Mr. and
-Mrs. F---- mounted the stairs to their pew, which was in the gallery,
-and conspicuous to the whole congregation. The lady seated herself,
-and laid her prayer-book on the velvet cushion before her. Mr. F----
-put his hand into his pocket, in search of his own prayer-book, and
-pulled out a long parallelogram, which was not a prayer-book, but
-which he laid on the cushion likewise.
-
-"I don't wonder there was a smell of bacon in the carriage, my dear,"
-whispered Mrs. F----; and, to his horror, he perceived lying before
-him, in the eyes of a thousand persons, a very fine piece of
-red-and-white streaky bacon, which he had taken up in the kitchen,
-thinking it was his prayer-book.
-
-On only one subject could Mr. F---- concentrate his thoughts, and that
-was the law, in the profession of which he obtained considerable
-success, although occasionally, an awful blunder was committed; but,
-strange to say, never in the strictly legal part of his doings. He
-would forget his own name, and write that of some friend of whom he
-was thinking instead. He would confound plaintiff with defendant, and
-witnesses with counsel; but he never made a mistake in an abstract
-legal argument. There, where no collateral, and, as he imagined,
-immaterial circumstances were concerned--such as, who was the man to
-be hanged, and who was not--the reasoning was clear, acute, and
-connected; and for all little infirmities of mind, judges and jurors,
-who generally knew him well, made due allowance.
-
-Other people had to make allowance also; and especially when, between
-terms, he would go out to pay a morning visit to a friend, Mrs. F----
-never counted, with any certainty, upon his return for a month. He
-would go into the house where his call was to be made, talk for a few
-minutes, take up a book, and read till dinner time--dine--and lucky if
-he did not fancy himself in his own house, and take the head of the
-table. Toward night he might find out his delusion, and the next
-morning proceed upon his way, borrowing a clean shirt, and leaving his
-dirty one behind him. Thus it happened, that at the end of a
-twelvemonth, his wardrobe comprised a vast collection of shirts, of
-various sorts and patterns, with his own name on very few of them.
-
-The stories of poor Jimmy F----'s eccentricities in Edinburgh were
-innumerable. On one occasion, seeing a lady, on his return home,
-coming away from his own door, he handed her politely into her
-carriage, expressing his regret that she had not found Mrs F---- at
-home.
-
-"I am not surprised, my dear," said the lady, who was in reality his
-own wife, "that you forget me, when you so often forget yourself."
-
-"God bless me," cried Jimmy, with the most innocent air in the world.
-"I was quite sure I had seen you somewhere before; but could not tell
-where it was."
-
-Dear old Edinburgh, what a city thou wert when I first visited thee,
-now more than forty years ago! How full of strange nooks and corners,
-and, above all, how full of that racy and original character which the
-world in general is so rapidly losing! Warm hearted hospitality was
-one of the great characteristics of Auld Reekie in those times, and it
-must be admitted that social intercourse was sometimes a little too
-jovial. This did not indeed prevent occasional instances of miserly
-closeness, and well laughed at were they when they were discovered.
-There was a lady of good station and ample means in the city, somewhat
-celebrated for the not unusual combination of a niggard spirit, and a
-tendency to ostentatious display. Large supper parties were then in
-vogue; and I was invited to more than one of these entertainments at
-the house of Lady C---- G----, where I remarked that, though the table
-was well covered, the guests were not very strenuously pressed to
-their food. She had two old servants, a butler and a foot-man, trained
-to all her ways, and apparently participating in her economical
-feelings. These men, with the familiarity then customary in Scotch
-servants, did not scruple to give their mistress any little hints at
-the supper table in furtherance of her saving propensities, and as the
-old lady was somewhat deaf, these _asides_ were pretty much public
-property. On one occasion, the butler was seen to bend over his
-mistress's chair, saying, in a loud whisper, and good broad Scotch,
-"Press the jeelies, my leddy--press the jeelies. They'll no keep."
-
-Lady C---- G---- did not exactly catch his words, and looked up
-inquiringly in his face, and the man repeated, "Press the jeelies, my
-leddy: they're getting mouldy."
-
-"Shave them, John--shave them," said Lady C---- G----, in a solemn
-tone.
-
-"They've been shaved already, my leedy," roared John; and the company
-of course exploded.
-
-But to return to my tale. The small village of Landeck, is situated in
-the heart of the Tyrol, and in that peculiar district, called the
-Vorarlberg. It is as lovely a spot as the eye of man can rest upon,
-and the whole drive, in fact, from Innspruck is full of picturesque
-beauty. But--
-
-But I find this is the last page of the sheet, when I fondly fancied
-that I had another whole page, which I think would be sufficient to
-conclude the tale. I had probably better, therefore, reserve the story
-of The Bride of Landeck for another letter, and only beg you to
-believe me
-
- Yours faithfully,
-
- P.
-
-
-
-
-Editor's Drawer.
-
-
-It is not a very long time ago, that "bustles" formed a very essential
-part of a fashionable lady's dress; nor has this singular branch of
-the fine arts altogether fallen into decadence at the present day.
-And, as apropos of this, we find in the "Drawer" a description of the
-uses of this article in Africa, which we think will awaken a smile
-upon the fair lips of our lady-readers. "The most remarkable article
-of dress," says the African traveler, from whom our extract is quoted,
-"that I have seen, is one which I have vaguely understood to
-constitute a part of the equipment of my fair countrywomen; in a word,
-the veritable '_Bustle!_' Among the belles here, there is a reason for
-the excrescence which does not exist elsewhere; for the little
-children ride astride the maternal bustle, which thus becomes as
-useful as it is an ornamental protuberance. Fashion, however, has
-evidently more to do with the matter than convenience; for old
-wrinkled grandmothers wear these beautiful anomalies, and little girls
-of eight years old display protuberances that might excite the envy of
-a Broadway belle. Indeed, Fashion may be said to have its perfect
-triumph and utmost refinement in this article; it being a positive
-fact that some of the girls hereabout wear _merely_ the bustle,
-without so much as the shadow of a garment! Its native name is
-"_Tarb-Koshe_.""
-
- * * * * *
-
-Here is a formula for all who can couple "love" and "dove," by which
-they may rush into print as "poets" of the common "water." The
-skeleton may be called any thing--"Nature," "Poesy," "Woman," or what
-not:
-
- Stream.....mountain.....straying,
- Breeze.....gentle.....playing;
- Bowers.....beauty.....bloom,
- Rose.....jessamine.....perfume.
- Twilight.....moon.....mellow ray,
- Tint.....glories.....parting day.
- Poet.....stars.....truth.....delight,
- Joy.....sunshine.....silence.....night;
- Voice.....frown.....affection.....love,
- Lion.....anger.....taméd dove.
- Lovely.....innocent.....beguile,
- Terror.....frown.....conquer.....smile;
- Loved one.....horror.....haste.....delay,
- Past.....thorns.....meet.....gay.
- Sweetness.....life.....weary.....prose,
- Love.....hate.....bramble.....rose;
- Absence.....presence.....glory.....bright,
- Life.....halo.....beauty.....light.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Not long since a young English merchant took his youthful wife with
-him to Hong-Kong, China, where the couple were visited by a wealthy
-Mandarin. The latter regarded the lady very attentively, and seemed to
-dwell with delight upon her movements. When she at length left the
-apartment, he said to the husband, in broken English (worse than
-broken China):
-
-"What you give for that wifey-wife yours?"
-
-"Oh," replied the husband, laughing at the singular error of his
-visitor, "two thousand dollars."
-
-This the merchant thought would appear to the Chinese rather a high
-figure; but he was mistaken.
-
-"Well," said the Mandarin, taking out his book with an air of
-business, "s'pose you give her to me; give you _five_ thousand
-dollar!"
-
-It is difficult to say whether the young merchant was more amazed than
-amused; but the very grave and solemn air of the Chinaman convinced
-him that he was in sober earnest; and he was compelled, therefore, to
-refuse the offer with as much placidity as he could assume. The
-Mandarin, however, continued to press his bargain:
-
-"I give you seven thousand dollar," said he: "You _take_ 'em?"
-
-The merchant, who had no previous notion of the value of the commodity
-which he had taken out with him, was compelled, at length, to inform
-his visitor that Englishmen were not in the habit of selling their
-wives after they once came in their possession--an assertion which the
-Chinaman was very slow to believe. The merchant afterward had a hearty
-laugh with his young and pretty wife, and told her that he had just
-discovered her full value, as he had that moment been offered seven
-thousand dollars for her; a very high figure, "as wives were going" in
-China at that time!
-
-Nothing astonishes a Chinaman so much, who may chance to visit our
-merchants at Hong-Kong, as the deference which is paid by our
-countrymen to their ladies, and the position which the latter are
-permitted to hold in society. The very servants express their disgust
-at seeing American or English ladies permitted to sit at table with
-their lords, and wonder why men can so far forget their dignity!
-
- * * * * *
-
-We have seen the thought contained in the following Persian fable,
-before, in the shape of a scrap of "Proverbial Philosophy," by an
-eastern sage; but the sentiment is so admirably versified in the
-lines, that we can not resist presenting them to the reader:
-
- "A little particle of rain,
- That from a passing cloud descended,
- Was heard thus idly to complain:
- 'My brief existence now is ended.
- Outcast alike of earth and sky,
- Useless to live--unknown to die.'
-
- "It chanced to fall into the sea,
- And then an open shell received it,
- And, after-years, how rich was he
- Who from its prison-house relieved it!
- That drop of rain had formed a gem,
- To deck a monarch's diadem."
-
- * * * * *
-
-There is a certain London cockneyism that begins to obtain among
-_some_ persons even here--and that is, the substitution of the word
-"gent," for gentleman. It is a gross vulgarism. In England, however,
-the terms are more distinctive, it seems. A waiting-maid at a
-provincial inn, on being asked how many "gents" there were in the
-house, replied, "Three gents and four gentlemen." "Why do you make a
-distinction, Betty?" said her interrogator. "Oh, why, the gents are
-only _half_ gentlemen, people from the country, who come on horseback;
-the others have their carriages, and are _real_ gentlemen!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Most readers will remember the ill-favored fraternity mentioned by
-Addison, known as "_The Ugly Club_," into which no person was admitted
-without a visible queerity in his aspect, or peculiar cast of
-countenance. The club-room was decorated with the heads of eminent
-ogres; in short, every thing was in keeping with the deformed objects
-of the association. They have a practice at the West of giving to the
-ugliest man in all the "diggins" round about, a jack-knife, which he
-carries until he meets with a man uglier than himself, when the new
-customer "takes the knife," with all its honors. A certain notorious
-"beauty" had carried the knife for a long time, with no prospect of
-ever being called upon to "stand and deliver" it. He had an under-lip,
-which hung down like a motherless colt's, bending into a sort of pouch
-for a permanent chew of tobacco his eyes had a diabolical squint
-_each_ way; his nose was like a ripe warty tomato; his complexion like
-that of an old saddle-flap; his person and limbs a miracle of
-ungainliness, and his gait a cross between the slouch of an elephant
-and the scrambling movement of a kangaroo. Yet this man was compelled
-to give up the knife. It happened in this wise: _He was kicked in the
-face by a horse!_ His "mug," as the English cockney would call it, was
-smashed into an almost shapeless mass. But so _very_ ugly was he
-_before_ the accident, that, when his face got well, it was found to
-be so much improved that he was obliged to surrender up the knife to a
-successful competitor! He must have been a handsome man, whom a kick
-in the face by a horse would "improve!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Some years ago the Queen of England lost a favorite female dog. It was
-last seen, before its death, poking its nose into a dish of
-sweet-breads on the pantry-dresser. Foul play was suspected; the
-scullery-maid was examined; the royal dog-doctor was summoned; a
-"crowner's quest" was held upon the body; and the surgeon, after the
-evidence was "all in," assuming the office of coroner, proceeded to
-"sum up" as follows:
-
-"This affair was involved, apparently, in a good deal of doubt until
-this inquisition was held. The deceased might have been poisoned, or
-might not; and here the difficulty comes in, to determine whether he
-was or wasn't. On a post-mortem examination, there was a good deal of
-vascular inflammation about the coats of the nose; and I have no doubt
-the affair of the sweet-bread, which was possibly very highly
-peppered, had something to do with these appearances. The pulse had,
-of course, stopped; but, as far as I could judge from appearances, I
-should say it had been pretty regular. The ears were perfectly
-healthy, and the tail appeared to have been recently wagged; showing
-that there could have been nothing very wrong in that quarter. The
-conclusion at which, after careful consideration, I have arrived, is,
-that the royal favorite came to his death from old age, or rather from
-the lapse of time; and a _deodand_ is therefore imposed on the
-kitchen-clock, which was rather fast on the day of the dog's death,
-and very possibly might have accelerated his demise!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is no small thing to be called on suddenly to address a public
-meeting, of any sort, and to find all your wits gone a-wool-gathering,
-when you most require their services. "Such being the case," and
-"standing admitted," as it will be, by numerous readers, we commend
-the following speech of a compulsory orator at the opening of a free
-hospital:
-
-"GENTLEMEN--Ahem!--I--I--I rise to say--that is, I wish to propose a
-toast--wish to propose a toast. Gentlemen, I think that you'll all
-say--ahem--I think, at least, that this toast is, as you'll say, the
-toast of the evening--toast of the evening. Gentlemen, I belong to a
-good many of these things--and I say, gentlemen, that this hospital
-requires no patronage--at least, you don't want any recommendation.
-You've only got to be ill--got to be ill. Another thing--they are all
-locked up--I mean they are shut up separate--that is, they've all got
-separate beds--separate beds. Now, gentlemen, I find by the report
-(_turning over the leaves in a fidgety manner_), I find, gentlemen,
-that from the year seventeen--no, eighteen--no, ah, yes, I'm
-right--eighteen hundred and fifty--No! it's a 3, thirty-six--eighteen
-hundred and thirty-six, no less than one hundred and ninety-three
-millions--no! ah! (_to a committee-man at his side_,) Eh?--what?--oh,
-yes--thank you!--thank you, yes--one hundred and ninety-three
-thousand--two millions--no (_looking through his eye-glass_), two
-hundred and thirty-one--one hundred and ninety-three thousand, two
-hundred and thirty-one! Gentlemen, I beg to propose--
-
- "_Success to this Institution!_"
-
-Intelligible as Egyptian hieroglyphics, and "clear as mud" to the
-"most superficial observer!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-That was a touch of delicate sarcasm which is recorded of Charles
-Lamb's brother, "James Elia." He was out at Eton one day, with his
-brother and some other friends; and upon seeing some of the Eton boys,
-students of the college, at play upon the green, he gave vent to his
-forebodings, with a sigh and solemn shake of the head: "Ah!" said he,
-"what a pity to think that these fine ingenuous lads in a few years
-will all be changed into frivolous members of parliament!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Some spendthrifts belonging to "_The Blues_" having been obliged to
-submit their "very superior long-tailed troop horses" to the
-arbitrament of a London auctioneer's hammer, a wag "improves the
-occasion" by inditing the following touching parody:
-
- "Upon the ground he stood,
- To take a last fond look
- At the troopers, as he entered them
- In the horse-buyer's book.
- He listened to the neigh,
- So familiar to his ear;
- But the soldier thought of bills to pay,
- And wiped away a tear.
-
- "Beside the stable-door,
- A mare fell on her knees;
- She cocked aloft her crow-black tail,
- That fluttered in the breeze,
- She seemed to breathe a prayer--
- A prayer he could not hear--
- For the soldier felt his pockets bare,
- And wiped away a tear.
-
- "The soldier blew his nose--
- Oh! do not deem him weak!
- To meet his creditors, he knows
- He's not sufficient 'cheek.'
- Go read the writ-book through,
- And 'mid the names, I fear,
- You're sure to find the very Blue
- Who wiped away the tear!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-We believe it is Dryden who says, "It needs all we know to make things
-_plain_." We wonder what he would have thought of this highly
-intelligible account of blowing up a ship by a submarine battery, as
-Monsieur Maillefert blew up the rocks in Hellgate:
-
-"There is no doubt that all submarine salts, acting in coalition with
-a pure phosphate, and coagulating chemically with the sublimate of
-marine potash, _will_ create combustion in nitrous bodies. It is a
-remarkable fact in physics, that sulphurous acids, held in solution by
-glutinous compounds, will create igneous action in aquiferous bodies;
-and hence it is, therefore, that the pure carbonates of any given
-quantity of bituminous or ligneous solids will of themselves create
-the explosions in question."
-
-We have heard men listen to such lucid, _pellucid_ "expositions" as
-this, with staring eyes:
-
- "And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew,
- That one small head could carry all he knew."
-
- * * * * *
-
-He was a keen observer and a rare discriminator of children, who drew
-this little picture, in a work upon "Childhood and its Reminiscences:"
-
-"See those two little girls! You hardly know which is the elder, so
-closely do they follow each other. They were born to the same
-routine, and will be bred in it for years, perhaps, side by side, in
-unequal fellowship; one pulling back, the other dragging forward.
-Watch them for a few moments as they play together, each dragging her
-doll about in a little cart. Their names are Cecilia and Constance,
-and they manage their dolls always as differently as they will their
-children. You ask Cecilia where she is going to drive her doll to, and
-she will tell you, 'Through the dining-room into the hall, and then
-back into the dining-room,' which is all literally true. You ask
-Constance, and with a grave, important air, and a loud whisper, for
-Doll is not to hear on any account, she answers, 'I am going to take
-her to London, and then to Brighton, to see her little cousin: the
-hall is Brighton, you know,' she adds, with a condescending look.
-Cecilia laments over a dirty frock, with a slit at the knee, and
-thinks that Mary, the maid, will never give her the new one she
-promised. Constance's doll is somewhat in the costume of the king of
-the Sandwich Islands; top-boots and a cocked-hat, having only a skein
-of worsted tied round her head, and a strip of colored calico or her
-shoulders; but she is perfectly satisfied that it is a wreath of
-flowers and a fine scarf; bids you smell of the "rose-oil" in her
-hair, and then whips herself, to jump over the mat.
-
-"In other matters, the case is reversed. When fear is concerned,
-Cecilia's imagination becomes active, and Constance's remains
-perfectly passive. A bluff old gentleman passes through that same
-hall. The children stop their carts and stare at him, upon which he
-threatens to put them in his pocket. Poor Cecilia runs away, in the
-greatest alarm; but Constance coolly says: "You _can't_ put us in your
-pocket; it isn't half big enough!"
-
-It strikes us that there is an important lesson to parents in this
-last passage. Because _one_ child has no fear to go to bed in the
-dark, how many poor trembling children, differently constituted, have
-passed the night in an agony of fear!
-
- * * * * *
-
-There are few more striking things in verse, in the English Language,
-than "_The Execution of Montrose_." The author has not, to our
-knowledge, been named, and the lines appeared for the first time many
-years ago. The illustrious head of the great house of GRAHAME in
-Scotland was condemned to be hung, drawn, and quartered; his head to
-be affixed on an iron pin and set on the pinnacle of the Tolbooth in
-Edinburgh; one hand to be set on the port of Perth, the other on the
-port of Stirling; one leg and foot on the port of Aberdeen, the other
-on the port of Glasgow. In the hour of his defeat and of his death he
-showed the greatness of his soul, by exhibiting the most noble
-magnanimity and Christian heroism. The few verses which follow will
-enable the reader to judge of the spirit which pervades the poem:
-
- "'Twas I that led the Highland host
- Through wild Lochaber's snows,
- What time the plaided clans came down
- To battle with Montrose:
- I've told thee how the Southrons fell
- Beneath the broad claymore,
- And how we smote the CAMPBELL clan
- By Inverlochy's shore:
- I've told thee how we swept Dundee,
- And tamed the LINDSAY'S pride!
- But never have I told thee yet,
- How the Great Marquis died!
-
- "A traitor sold him to his foes;
- Oh, deed of deathless shame!
- I charge thee, boy, if e'er thou meet
- With one of ASSYNT'S name--
- Be it upon the mountain side,
- Or yet within the glen,
- Stand he in martial gear alone,
- Or backed by armed men--
- Face him, as thou would'st face the man
- Who wronged thy sire's renown;
- Remember of what blood thou art,
- And strike the caitiff down!"
-
-The poet goes on to describe his riding to the place of execution in a
-cart, with hands tied behind him, and amidst the jeers and taunts of
-his enemies; but his noble bearing subdued the hearts of many even of
-his bitter foes. Arrived at the place of execution, the "Great
-Marquis" looks up to the scaffold, and exclaims:
-
- "Now by my faith as belted knight,
- And by the name I bear,
- And by the red St. Andrew's cross
- That waves above us there--
- Ay, by a greater, mightier oath,
- And oh! that such should be!--
- By that dark stream of royal blood
- That lies 'twixt you and me--
- I have not sought on battle-field
- A wreath of such renown,
- Nor dared I hope, on my dying day,
- To win a martyr's crown!
-
- "There is a chamber far away,
- Where sleep the good and brave,
- But a better place ye have named for me
- Than by my father's grave.
- For truth and right 'gainst treason's might,
- This hand has always striven,
- And ye raise it up for a witness still
- In the eye of earth and heaven.
- Then raise my head on yonder tower,
- Give every town a limb,
- And GOD who made, shall gather them;
- I go from you to HIM!"
-
-We know of few sublimer deaths than this, in which the poet has taken
-no liberties with historical facts.
-
- * * * * *
-
-A cunning old fox is Rothschild, the greatest banker in the world. He
-said, on one occasion, to Sir Thomas Buxton, in England, "My success
-has always turned upon one maxim. I said, '_I_ can do what _another_
-man can;' and so I am a match for all the rest of 'em. Another
-advantage I had: I was always an off-hand man. I made a bargain at
-once. When I was settled in London, the East India Company had eight
-hundred thousand pounds in gold to sell. I went to the sale, and
-bought the whole of it. I knew the Duke of Wellington _must_ have it.
-I had bought a great many of his bills at a discount. The Government
-sent for me, and _said_ they must have it. When they had got it, they
-didn't know how to get it to Portugal, where they wanted it. I
-undertook all that, and I sent it through France; and that was the
-best business I ever did in my life.
-
-"It requires a great deal of boldness and a great deal of caution to
-make a great fortune, and when you have got it, it requires ten times
-as much wit to keep it. If I were to listen to one half the projects
-proposed to me, I should ruin myself very soon.
-
-"One of my neighbors is a very ill-tempered man. He tries to vex me,
-and has built a great place for swine close to my walk. So when I go
-out, I hear first, 'Grunt, grunt,' then 'Squeak, squeak.' But this
-does me no harm. I am always in good-humor. Sometimes, to amuse
-myself, I give a beggar a guinea. He thinks it is a mistake, and for
-fear I should find it out, he runs away as hard as he can. I advise
-you to give a beggar a guinea sometimes--it is very amusing."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Travelers by railroad, who stop at the "eating stations," and are
-hurried away by the supernatural shriek of the locomotive before they
-have begun their repast, will appreciate and laugh at the following:
-
-"We have sometimes seen in a pastry-cook's window, the announcement of
-'Soups hot till eleven at night,' and we have thought how very hot the
-said soups must be at ten o'clock in the morning; but we defy any soup
-to be so red-hot, so scorchingly and so intensely scarifying to the
-roof of the mouth, as the soup you are allowed just three minutes to
-swallow at the railway stations. In the course of our perigrinations,
-a day or two ago, we had occasion to stop at a distant station. A
-smiling gentleman, with an enormous ladle, said insinuatingly:
-
-"'Soup, sir?'
-
-"'Thank you--yes.'
-
-"Then the gigantic ladle was plunged into a caldron, which hissed with
-hot fury at the intrusion of the ladle.
-
-"We were put in possession of a plateful of a colored liquid, that
-actually took the skin off our face by mere steam. Having paid for the
-soup, we were just about to put a spoonful to our lips when a bell was
-rung, and the gentleman who had suggested the soup, ladled out the
-soup, and got the money for the soup, blandly remarked:
-
-"'Sir, the train is just off!'
-
-"We made a desperate thrust of a spoonful into our mouth, but the skin
-peeled off our lips, tongue, and palate, like the 'jacket' from a hot
-potato."
-
-Probably the same soup was served out to the passengers by the next
-train. Meanwhile the "soup-vendor smiled pleasantly, and evidently
-enjoyed the fun!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-One of the best of the minor things of Thackeray's--thrown off,
-doubtless before his temporarily-suspended cigar had gone out--is the
-following. It is a satire upon the circumstance of some fifty deer
-being penned into the narrow wood of some English nobleman, for Prince
-ALBERT to "_hunt_" in those confined limits. The lines are by "Jeems,
-cousin-german on the Scotch side," to "Chawls Yellowplush, Igsquire":
-
- "SONNICK.
-
- "SEJESTED BY PRINCE HALBERT GRATIOUSLY KILLING
- THE STAGS AT JACKS COBUG GOTHY.
-
- "Some forty Ed of sleak and hantlered dear,
- In Cobug (where such hanimels abound)
- Was shot, as by the newspaper I 'ear,
- By Halbert, Usband of the British crownd.
- Britannia's Queen let fall the pretty tear,
- Seeing them butchered in their sylvan prisns;
- Igspecially when the keepers standing round,
- Came up and cut their pretty innocent whizns.
- Suppose, instead of this pore Germing sport,
- This Saxon wenison wich he shoots and bags,
- Our Prins should take a turn in Capel Court,
- And make a massyker of Henglish stags.
- Poor stags of Hengland! were the Untsman at you,
- What havoc he would make, and what a tremenjus battu.
- JEEMS."
-
- * * * * *
-
-What is pleasure? It is an extremely difficult thing to say what
-"pleasure" means. Pleasure bears a different scale to every person.
-Pleasure to a country girl may mean a village ball, and "so many
-partners that she danced till she could scarcely stand." Pleasure to a
-school-boy means tying a string to his school-fellow's toe when he is
-asleep, and pulling it till he wakens him. Pleasure to a "man of
-inquiring mind" means, "a toad inside of a stone," or a beetle running
-around with his head off. Pleasure to a hard-laboring man means doing
-nothing; pleasure to a fashionable lady means, "having something to
-do to drive away the time." Pleasure to an antiquary means, an
-"illegible inscription." Pleasure to a connoisseur means, a "dark,
-invisible, very fine picture." Pleasure to the social, the "human face
-divine." Pleasure to the morose, "Thank Heaven, I shan't see a soul
-for the next six months!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Why don't you wash and dress yourself when you come into a court of
-justice?" asked a pompous London judge of a chimney-sweep, who was
-being examined as a witness. "Dress myself, my lord," said the sweep:
-"I _am_ dressed as much as your lordship: you are in your
-_working_-clothes, and so am I!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-A good while ago that inimitable wag, PUNCH had some very amusing
-"_Legal Maxims_," with comments upon them; a few of which found their
-way into the "Drawer," and a portion of which we subjoin:
-
-"_A personal action dies with the person._"--This maxim is clear
-enough; and means that an action brought against a man, when he dies
-in the middle of it, can not be continued. Thus, though the law
-sometimes, and very often, pursues a man to the grave, his rest there
-is not likely to be disturbed by the lawyers. If a soldier dies in
-action, the action does not necessarily cease, but is often continued
-with considerable vigor afterward.
-
-"_Things of a higher nature determine things of a lower
-nature._"--Thus a written agreement determines one in words; although
-if the words are of a very high nature, they put an end to all kinds
-of agreement between the parties.
-
-"_The greater contains the less._"--Thus, if a man tenders more money
-than he ought to pay, he tenders what he owes: for the greater
-contains the less; but a quart wine-bottle, which is greater than a
-pint and a half, does not always contain a pint and a half; so that,
-in this instance, the less is not contained in the greater.
-
-"_Deceit and fraud shall be remedied on all occasions._"--It may be
-very true, that deceit and fraud _ought_ to be remedied, but whether
-they _are_, is quite another question. It is much to be feared, that
-in law, as well as in other matters, _ought_ sometimes stands for
-nothing.
-
-"_The law compels no one to impossibilities._"--This is extremely
-considerate on the part of the law; but if it does not compel a man to
-impossibilities, it sometimes drives him to attempt them. The law,
-however, occasionally acts upon the principle of two negatives making
-an affirmative; thus treating two impossibilities as if they amounted
-to a possibility. As, when a man can not pay a debt, law-expenses are
-added, which he can not pay either; but the latter being added to the
-former, it is presumed, perhaps, that the two negatives, or
-impossibilities may constitute one affirmative or possibility, and the
-debtor is accordingly thrown into prison, if he fails to accomplish
-it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Some country readers of the "Drawer," unacquainted with the dance
-called the "_Mazurka_," may like to know how to accomplish that
-elaborate and fashionable species of saltation. Here follows a
-practical explanation of the figures:
-
- Get a pair of dress-boats, high heels are the best,
- And a partner; then stand with six more in a ring;
- Skip thrice to the right, take two stamps and a rest,
- Hop thrice to the left, give a kick and a fling;
- Be careful in stamping some neighbor don't rue it,
- Though people with corns had better not do it.
-
- Your partner you next circumnavigate; that
- Is, dance all the way round her, unless she's too fat;
- Make a very long stride, then two hops for _poussette_;
- Lastly, back to your place, if you can, you must get.
- A general mêlée here always ensues,
- Begun by the loss of a few ladies' shoes;
- A faint and a scream--"Oh, dear, I shall fall!"
- "How stupid you are!"--"We are all wrong!" and that's all.
-
-Truly to appreciate such a dancing scene as this, one should see it
-through a closed window, at a fashionable watering-place, without
-being able to hear a note of the music, the "moving cause" of all the
-frisking.
-
-
-CONTRIBUTIONS TO OUR DRAWER.
-
-MISS TREPHINA and MISS TREPHOSA, two ancient ladies of virgin fame,
-formerly kept a boarding-house in the immediate neighborhood of the
-Crosby-street Medical College. They _took in_ students, did their
-washing, and to the best of their abilities mended their shirts and
-their morals. Miss Trephina, in spite of the numerous landmarks which
-time had set up upon her person, was still of the sentimental order.
-She always dressed "_de rigueur_" in cerulean blue, and wore false
-ringlets, and teeth (_miserabile dictu!_) of exceedingly doubtful
-_extraction_. Miss Trephosa, her sister, was on the contrary an
-uncommonly "strong-minded" woman. Her appearance would have been
-positively majestic, had it not been for an unfortunate squint, which
-went far to upset the dignified expression of her countenance. She
-wore a fillet upon her brows "_à la Grecque_," and people _did_ say
-that her temper was as cross as her eyes. Bob Turner was a
-whole-souled Kentuckian, for whom his professorial guardian obtained
-lodgings in the establishment presided over by these two fascinating
-damsels. Somehow or other, Bob and his hostesses did not keep upon the
-best of terms very long. Bob had no notion of having his minutest
-actions submitted to a surveillance as rigid as (in his opinion) it
-was impertinent. One morning a fellow-student passing by at an early
-hour, saw the Kentuckian, who was standing upon the steps of the
-dragons' castle, from which he had just emerged, take from his pocket
-a slip of paper, and proceed to affix the same, with the aid of
-wafers, to the street door. The student skulked about the premises
-until Bob was out of sight, and he could read without observation the
-inscription placarded upon the panel. It was as follows--we do not
-vouch for its originality, although we know nothing to the contrary:
-
- "To let or to lease, for the term of her life,
- A scolding old maid, in the way of a wife;
- She's old and she's ugly--ill-natured and thin;
- For further particulars, inquire within!"
-
-An hour afterward the paper had disappeared from the door. Whether Bob
-was ever detected or not we can not tell, but he changed his lodgings
-the next term.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Spaniards have a talent for self-glorification which throws that
-of all other nations, even our own, into the shade. Some allowance
-should be made, perhaps, for conventional hyperbolism of style, but
-vanity has as much to do with it as rhetoric. A traveled friend
-saw performed at Barcelona a play called "Españoles sobre
-todos"--"Spaniards before all"--in which the hero, a Spanish knight,
-and a perfect paladin in prowess, overthrows more English and French
-knights with his single arm than would constitute the entire regular
-army of this country. All these absurdities were received by the
-audience with a grave enthusiasm marvelous enough to witness. The play
-had a great run in all the cities of Spain, until it reached Madrid,
-where its first representation scandalized the French embassador to
-such a degree, that, like a true Gaul as he was, he made it a national
-question, interfered diplomatically, and the Government suppressed the
-performance.
-
-There is a light-house at Cadiz--a very good light-house--but in no
-respect an extraordinary production of art. There is an inscription
-carved upon it, well peppered with notes of exclamation, and which
-translated reads as follows:
-
-"This light-house was erected upon Spanish soil, of Spanish stone, by
-Spanish hands."
-
- * * * * *
-
-An old farmer from one of the rural districts--we may be allowed to
-say, from one of the very rural districts--recently came to town to
-see the sights, leaving his better-half at home, with the cattle and
-the poultry. Among various little keepsakes which he brought back to
-his wife, on his return to his Penates, was his own daguerreotype.
-"Oh! these men, these men! what creturs they are!" exclaimed the old
-lady, on receiving it; "just to think that he should fetch a picture
-of himself all the way from York, and be so selfish as not to fetch
-one of me at the same time!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-The following good story is told of George Hogarth, the author of
-musical history, biography, and criticism, and of "Memoirs of the
-Musical Drama." It seems that Mr. Hogarth is an intimate friend of
-Charles Dickens. Upon one occasion, Mr. Dickens had a party at his
-house, at which were present, among other notabilities, Miss ----, the
-famous singer, and her mother, a most worthy lady, but not one of the
-"illuminated." Mr. Hogarth's engagement as musical critic for some of
-the leading London Journals kept him busy until quite late in the
-evening; and to Mrs. ----'s reiterated inquiries as to when Mr.
-Hogarth might be expected, Mr. Dickens replied that he could not
-venture to hope that he would come in before eleven o'clock. At about
-that hour the old gentleman, who is represented as being one of the
-mildest and most modest of men, entered the rooms, and the excited
-Mrs. ---- solicited an immediate introduction. When the consecrated
-words had been spoken by the amused host, fancy the effect of Mrs.
-----'s bursting out with the hearty exclamation, "Oh, Mr. Hogarth, how
-shall I express to you the honor which I feel on making the
-acquaintance of the author of the 'Rake's Progress!'"
-
-We wish it had been our privilege to see Dickens' face at that moment.
-
- * * * * *
-
-DR. DIONYSIUS LARDNER married an Irish lady, of the city of Dublin, we
-believe, whose name was Cicily. The Doctor is represented not to have
-treated her with all conceivable marital tenderness. Among the
-University wags, he went by the name of "Dionysius, the _Tyrant of
-Cicily_" (_Sicily._)
-
- * * * * *
-
-The late Pope of Rome, Gregory XVI., was once placed in an extremely
-awkward dilemma, in consequence of his co-existing authority as
-temporal and spiritual prince. A child of Jewish parentage was stolen
-from its home in early infancy. Every possible effort was made to
-discover the place of its concealment, but for many years without any
-success. At length, after a long lapse of time, it was accidentally
-ascertained that the boy, who had now almost grown a man, was residing
-in a Christian family, in a section of the town far removed from the
-"Ghetto," or Jews' quarter. The delighted parents eagerly sought to
-take their child home at once, but his Christian guardians refused to
-give him up; and the Pope was applied to by both parties, to decide
-upon the rival claims. On the one hand it was urged, that, as the head
-of the State, his Holiness could never think of countenancing the
-kidnapping of a child, and the detaining him from his natural friends.
-On the other hand it was contended, that, as head of the Church, it
-was impossible for him to give back to infidelity one who had been
-brought up a true believer. The case was a most difficult one to pass
-upon, and what might have been the result it would be hard to tell,
-had not the voice of habit been stronger than the voice of blood, and
-the subject of the dispute expressed an earnest desire to cling to the
-Church rather than be handed over to the Synagogue.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The famous humorist, Horne Tooke, once stood for Parliament in the
-Liberal interest. His election was contested by a person who had made
-a large fortune as a public contractor. This gentleman, in his speech
-from the hustings, exhorted the constituency not to elect a man who
-had no stake in the country. Mr. Tooke, in reply, said that he must
-confess, with all humility, that there was, at least, one stake in the
-country which he did not possess, and that was a _stake taken from the
-public fence_.
-
-Upon another occasion, the blank form for the income-tax return was
-sent in to Mr. Tooke to be filled up. He inserted the word "Nil,"
-signed it, and returned it to the board of county magistrates. Shortly
-afterward he was called before this honorable body of gentlemen to
-make an explanation. "What do you mean by 'Nil,' sir?" asked the most
-ponderous of the gentlemen upon the bench. "I mean literally 'Nil,'"
-answered the wag.
-
-"We perfectly understand the meaning of the Latin word
-_Nil_--nothing," rejoined the magistrate, with an air of
-self-congratulation upon his learning. "But do you mean to say, sir,
-that you live without any income at all--that you live upon nothing?"
-
-"Upon nothing but my brains, gentlemen," was Tooke's answer.
-
-"Upon nothing but his brains!" exclaimed the presiding dignitary to
-his associates. "It seems to me that this is a novel source of
-income."
-
-"Ah, gentlemen," retorted the humorist, "it is not every man that _has
-brains to mortgage_."
-
- * * * * *
-
-In nothing is the irregularity of our orthography shown more than in
-the pronunciation of certain proper names. The English noble names of
-Beauchamp, Beauvoir, and Cholmondeley are pronounced respectively
-Beechum, Beaver, and Chumley.
-
-One of the "Anglo-Saxun" reformers, meeting Lord Cholmondeley one day
-coming out of his own house, and not being acquainted with his
-Lordship's person, asked him if Lord Chol-mon-de-ley (pronouncing each
-syllable distinctly), was at home? "No," replied the Peer, without
-hesitation, "nor any of his pe-o-ple."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Before commons were abolished at Yale College, it used to be customary
-for the steward to provide turkeys for the Thanksgiving dinner. As
-visits of poultry to the "Hall" table were "few and far between," this
-feast was looked forward to with anxious interest by all the students.
-The birds, divested of their feathers, were ordinarily deposited
-over-night in some place of safety--not unfrequently in the
-Treasurer's office.
-
-Upon one occasion a Vandal-like irruption, by some unknown parties,
-was made in the dead of night upon the place of deposit. By the next
-morning the birds had all flown--been spirited away, or carried
-off--we give the reader his choice. A single venerable specimen of
-antiquity, the stateliest of the flock, was found tied by the legs to
-the knocker of the steward's door. And, as if to add insult to injury
-(or injury to insult, as you please), a paper was pinned upon his
-breast with the significant motto written upon it: _E pluribus
-unum_--"One out of many."
-
- * * * * *
-
-At one corner of the Palazzo Braschi, the last monument of Papal
-nepotism, near the Piazza Navona, in Rome, stands the famous mutilated
-torso known as the Statue of Pasquin. It is the remains of a work of
-art of considerable merit, found at this spot in the sixteenth
-century, and supposed to represent Ajax supporting Menelaus. It
-derives its modern name, as Murray tells us, from the tailor Pasquin,
-who kept a shop opposite, which was the rendezvous of all the gossips
-in the city, and from which their satirical witticisms on the manners
-and follies of the day obtained a ready circulation. The fame of
-Pasquin is perpetuated in the term _pasquinade_, and has thus become
-European; but Rome is the only place in which he flourishes. The
-statue of Marforio, which stood near the arch of Septimus Severus, in
-the Forum, was made the vehicle for replying to the attacks of
-Pasquin; and for many years they kept up an incessant fire of wit and
-repartee. When Marforio was removed to the Museum of the Capitol, the
-Pope wished to remove Pasquin also; but the Duke di Braschi, to whom
-he belongs, would not permit it. Adrian VI. attempted to arrest his
-career by ordering the statue to be burnt and thrown into the Tiber,
-but one of the Pope's friends, Ludovico Sussano, saved him, by
-suggesting that his ashes would turn into frogs, and croak more
-terribly than before. It is said that his owner is compelled to pay a
-fine whenever he is found guilty of exhibiting any scandalous
-placards. The modern Romans seem to regard Pasquin as part of their
-social system; in the absence of a free press, he has become in some
-measure the organ of public opinion, and there is scarcely an event
-upon which he does not pronounce judgment. Some of his sayings are
-extremely broad for the atmosphere of Rome, but many of them are very
-witty, and fully maintain the character of his fellow-citizens for
-satirical epigrams and repartee. When Mezzofante, the great linguist,
-was made a Cardinal, Pasquin declared that it was a very proper
-appointment, for there could be no doubt that the "Tower of Babel,"
-"_Il torre di Babel_," required an interpreter. At the time of the
-first French occupation of Italy, Pasquin gave out the following
-satirical dialogue:
-
- "I Francesi son tutti ladri,
- "Non tutti--ma Buonaparte."
- "The French are all robbers.
- "Not all, but a _good part_;" or,
- "Not all--but Buonaparte."
-
-Another remarkable saying is recorded in connection with the
-celebrated Bull of Urban VIII., excommunicating all persons who took
-snuff in the Cathedral of Seville. On the publication of this decree,
-Pasquin appropriately quoted the beautiful passage in Job--"Wilt thou
-break a leaf driven to and fro? and wilt thou pursue the dry
-stubble?"
-
-
-
-
-Literary Notices.
-
-
-_The Naval Dry Docks of the United States._ By CHARLES B.
-STUART.--This elegant volume, by the Engineer-in-Chief of the United
-States Navy, is dedicated with great propriety to President Fillmore.
-It is an important national work, presenting a forcible illustration
-of the scientific and industrial resources of this country, and of the
-successful application of the practical arts to constructions of great
-public utility. The Dry Docks at the principal Navy Yards in the
-United States are described in detail--copious notices are given of
-the labor and expense employed in their building--with a variety of
-estimates, tables, and plans, affording valuable materials for
-reference to the contractor and engineer. Gen. Stuart has devoted the
-toil of many years to the preparation of this volume, which forms the
-first of a series, intended to give a history and description of the
-leading public works in the United States. He has accomplished his
-task with admirable success. Every page bears the marks of fidelity,
-diligence, and skill. The historical portions are written in a popular
-style, and as few professional technicalities have been employed as
-were consistent with scientific precision. In its external appearance,
-this publication is highly creditable to American typography; a more
-splendid specimen of the art has rarely, if ever been issued from the
-press in this country. The type, paper, and binding are all of a
-superior character, and worthy of the valuable contents of the volume.
-The scientific descriptions are illustrated by twenty-four fine steel
-engravings, representing the most prominent features of the Dry Docks
-at different stages of their construction. We trust that this superb
-volume, in which every American may well take an honest pride, will
-not only attract the attention of scientific men, but find its way
-generally into our public and private libraries.
-
-A unique work on the manners of gentlemen in society has been issued
-by Harper and Brothers, entitled, _The Principles of Courtesy_. The
-author, GEORGE WINFRED HERVEY, whom we now meet for the first time in
-the domain of authorship, seems to have made a specialty of his
-subject, judging from the completeness of detail and earnestness of
-tone which he has brought to its elucidation. It is clearly his
-mission to "catch the living manners as they rise" to submit them to a
-stringent search for any thing contraband of good feeling or good
-taste. He is an observer of no common acuteness. While he unfolds with
-clearness the great principles of courtesy, few trifles of detail are
-too unimportant to escape his notice. He watches the social bearing of
-men in almost every imaginable relation of life--detects the slight
-shades of impropriety which mar the general comfort--points out the
-thousand little habits which diminish the facility and grace of
-friendly intercourse--and spares no words to train up the aspirants
-for decency of behavior in the way they should go. We must own that we
-have usually little patience with works of this description. The
-manners of a gentleman are not formed by the study of Chesterfield. A
-formal adherence to written rules may make dancing-masters, or Sir
-Charles Grandisons; but the untaught grace of life does not come from
-previous intent. This volume, however, somewhat modifies our opinion.
-It is no stupid collection of stereotype precepts, but a bold, lively
-discussion of the moralities of society, interspersed with frequent
-dashes of caustic humor, and occasional sketches of character in the
-style of La Bruyere. Whatever effect it may have in mending the
-manners of our social circles, it is certainly a shrewd, pungent book,
-and may be read for amusement as well as edification.
-
-_An Exposition of some of the Laws of the Latin Grammar_, by GESSNER
-HARRISON, M.D. (Published by Harper and Brothers.) This is a treatise
-on several nice topics of Latin philology, which are discussed with
-great sagacity and analytic skill. It is not intended to take the
-place of any of the practical grammars now in use, but aims rather to
-supply some of their deficiencies, by presenting a philosophical
-explanation of the inflections and syntax of the language. Although
-the subtle distinctions set forth by the author may prove too strong
-meat for the digestion of the beginner, we can assure the adept in
-verbal analogies, that he will find in this volume a treasure of rare
-learning and profound suggestion. While professedly devoted to the
-Latin language, it abounds with instructive hints and conclusions on
-general philology. It is one of those books which, under a difficult
-exterior, conceals a sweet and wholesome nutriment. Whoever will crack
-the nut, will find good meat.
-
-An excellent aid in the acquisition of the French language may be
-found in Professor FASQUELLE'S _New Method_, published by Newman and
-Ivison. It is on the plan of Woodbury's admirable German Grammar, and
-for simplicity, copiousness, clearness, and accuracy, is not surpassed
-by any manual with which we are acquainted.
-
-_The Two Families_ is the title of a new novel by the author of "Rose
-Douglas," republished by Harper and Brothers. Pervaded by a spirit of
-refined gentleness and pathos, the story is devoted to the description
-of humble domestic life in Scotland, perpetually appealing to the
-heart by its sweet and natural simplicity. The moral tendency of this
-admirable tale is pure and elevated, while the style is a model of
-unpretending beauty.
-
-_A Greek Reader_, by Professor JOHN J. OWEN (published by Leavitt and
-Allen), is another valuable contribution of the Editor to the
-interests of classical education. It comprises selections from the
-fables of Æsop, the Jests of Hierocles, the Apophthegms of Plutarch,
-the Dialogues of Lucian, Xenophon's Anabasis and Cyropædia, Homer's
-Iliad and Odyssey, and the Odes of Anacreon. With the brief Lexicon
-and judicious Notes by the Editor, it forms a highly convenient
-text-book for the use of beginners.
-
-The Second Volume of LAMARTINE'S _History of the Restoration_ (issued
-by Harper and Brothers), continues the narrative of events from the
-departure of Napoleon from Fontainebleau to his escape from Elba, his
-defeat at Waterloo, and his final abdication. The tone of this volume
-is more chaste and subdued, than that of the previous portions of the
-work. The waning fortunes of the Emperor are described with calmness
-and general impartiality, though the author's want of sympathy with
-the fallen conqueror can not be concealed. Many fine portraitures of
-character occur in these pages. In this department of composition,
-Lamartine is always graphic and felicitous. We do not admit the charge
-that he sacrifices accuracy of delineation to his love of effect. His
-sketches will bear the test of examination. Among others, Murat,
-Talleyrand, and Benjamin Constant are hit off with masterly boldness
-of touch. In fact, whatever criticisms may be passed upon this work as
-a history, no one can deny its singular fascinations as a
-picture-gallery.
-
-_Clifton_, by ARTHUR TOWNLEY (published by A. Hart, Philadelphia), is
-an American novel, chiefly remarkable for its lively portraitures of
-fashionable and political life in this country. The plot has no
-special interest, and is in fact subservient to the taste for
-dissertation, in which the writer freely indulges. His sketches of
-manoeuvres and intrigues in society and politics are often quite
-piquant, betraying a sharp observer and a nimble satirist. We do not
-know the position of the author, but he is evidently familiar with the
-sinuosities of Washington and New York society.
-
-The Fourth Volume of _Cosmos_ by HUMBOLDT (republished by Harper and
-Brothers), continues the Uranological portion of the Physical
-Description of the Universe, completing the subject of Fixed Stars,
-and presenting a thorough survey of the Solar Region, including the
-Sun as the central body, the planets, the comets, the ring of the
-zodiacal light, shooting stars, fireballs, and meteoric stones. This
-volume, like those already published, is distinguished for its profuse
-detail of physical facts and phenomena, its lucid exhibition of
-scientific laws, and the breadth and profoundness of view with which
-the unitary principles of the Universe are detected in the midst of
-its vast and bewildering variety. Nor is Humboldt less remarkable for
-the impressive eloquence of his style, than for the extent of his
-researches, and the systematic accuracy of his knowledge. The sublime
-facts of physical science are inspired with a fresh vitality as they
-are presented in his glowing pages. He awakens new conceptions of the
-grandeur of the Universe and the glories of the Creator. No one can
-pursue the study of his luminous and fruitful generalizations, without
-a deep sense of the wonderful laws of the divine harmony, and hence,
-his writings are no less admirable in a moral point of view, than they
-are for the boldness and magnificence of their scientific expositions.
-
-_Dollars and Cents_, by AMY LOTHROP (published by G. P. Putnam), is a
-new novel of the "Queechy" school, in many respects bearing such a
-marked resemblance to those productions, that it might almost be
-ascribed to the same pen. Like the writings of Miss Wetherell, its
-principal merit consists in its faithful descriptions of nature, and
-its insight into the workings of the human heart in common life. The
-dialogue is drawn out to a wearisome tenuity, while the general
-character of the plot is also fatiguing by its monotonous and sombre
-cast. The story hinges on the reverses of fortune in a wealthy family,
-by whom all sorts of possible and impossible perplexities are endured
-in their low estate, till finally the prevailing darkness is relieved
-by a ray of light, when the curtain rather abruptly falls. In the
-progress of the narrative, the writer frequently displays an uncommon
-power of expression; brief, pointed sentences flash along the page;
-but the construction of the plot, as a whole, is awkward; and the
-repeated introduction of improbable scenes betrays a want of
-invention, which finally marks the work as a failure in spite of the
-talent which it occasionally reveals.
-
-The _Study of Words_ by RICHARD CHENEVIX TRENCH (Published by
-Redfield.) A reprint of a curious, but not very profound English work
-on the derivation of words. The author presents a variety of specimens
-of ingenious verbal analysis; always suggestive; but not seldom
-fanciful; relying on subtle hypotheses, rather than on sound
-authority. Still his book is not without a certain utility. It
-enforces the importance of a nice use of language as an instrument of
-thought. The hidden meaning wrapped up in the derivation of terms is
-shown to be more significant than is usually supposed; and the
-numerous instances of cunning etymology which it brings forward tend
-to create a habit of tracing words to their origin, which directed by
-good sense, rather than fancy, can not fail to exert a wholesome
-influence in the pursuit of truth.
-
-_Life and Correspondence of Lord Jeffrey_, by Lord COCKBURN.
-(Published by Lippincott, Grambo, and Co.) The best part of this book
-is that in which Jeffrey is made to speak for himself. Except on the
-ground of intimate friendship, Lord Cockburn had no special vocation
-for the present task. He exhibits little skill in the arrangement of
-his materials, and none of the graces of composition. His narrative is
-extremely inartificial, and fails to present the subject in its most
-commanding and attractive aspects. He often dwells upon trifles with a
-zeal quite disproportioned to their importance. These defects,
-however, are in some degree compensated by the thorough sincerity and
-earnestness of the whole performance. It is altogether free from
-pretension and exaggeration. Lord Cockburn writes like a plain,
-hard-headed, common-sense Scotchman. He tells a straightforward story,
-leaving it to produce its own effect, without superfluous
-embellishment. His relations with Jeffrey were of the most familiar
-character. Their friendship commenced early in life, and was continued
-without interruption to the last hour. The difference in their
-pursuits seemed only to cement their intimacy. Hence, on the whole,
-the biography was placed in the right hands. We thus have a more
-transparent record of the character of Jeffrey, than if the work had
-been prepared in a more ambitious literary spirit. In fact, his
-letters reveal to us the best parts of his nature, far more than could
-have been done by any labored eulogy. The light they throw on his
-affections is a perpetual surprise. His reputation in literature
-depends so much on the keenness and severity of his critical
-judgments, that we have learned to identify them with the personal
-character of the writer. We think of him almost as a wild beast,
-lurking in the jungles of literature, eager, with blood-thirsty
-appetite, to pounce upon his prey. He seems to roll the most poignant
-satire "as a sweet morsel under his tongue." But, in truth, this was
-not his innate disposition. When prompted by a sense of critical
-justice to slay the unhappy victim, "dividing asunder the joints and
-the marrow," he does not spare the steel. No compunctuous visitings of
-nature are permitted to stay the hand, when raised to strike. But,
-really, there never was a kinder, a more truly soft-hearted man. He
-often displays a woman's gentleness and wealth of feeling. The
-contrast between this and his sharp, alert, positive, intellectual
-nature is truly admirable. With his confidential friends, he lays
-aside all reserve. He unbosoms himself with the frank artlessness of a
-child. His letters to Charles Dickens are among the most remarkable in
-these volumes. He early detected the genius of the young aspirant to
-literary distinction. His passion for the writings of Dickens soon
-ripened into a devoted friendship for the author, which was cordially
-returned. Never was more enthusiastic attachment expressed by one man
-for another than is found in this correspondence. It speaks well for
-the head and heart of both parties. Incidental notices of the progress
-of English literature during the last half-century are, of course,
-profusely scattered throughout these volumes. The exceeding interest
-of that period, the variety and splendor of its intellectual
-productions, and the personal traits of its celebrities, furnish
-materials of rare value for an attractive work. With all its defects
-of execution, we must welcome this as one of the most delightful
-publications of the season.
-
-_Eleven Weeks in Europe_, by JAMES FREEMAN CLARKE. (Boston: Ticknor,
-Reed, and Fields.) We never should be surfeited with books of travels,
-if they all evinced the frankness, intelligence, and cultivated taste
-which characterize this readable volume. Mr. Clarke shows how much can
-be done in a short time on a European tour. His book is valuable as a
-guide to the selection of objects, no less than for its excellent
-descriptions and criticisms. Without claiming any great degree of
-novelty, it has an original air from the freedom with which the author
-uses his own eyes and forms his own judgments. He speaks altogether
-from personal impressions, and does not aim to echo the opinions of
-others, however wise or well-informed. His volume is, accordingly, a
-rarity in these days, when every body travels, and all copy.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Messrs. Lippincott, Grambo, and Co., of Philadelphia, are now
-publishing a library edition of the WAVERLEY NOVELS, to be complete in
-12 monthly volumes, neatly bound in cloth, with illustrations, at one
-dollar per volume. They also issue the work in semi-monthly parts, at
-fifty cents, each part embracing a complete novel. The above will take
-the place of the edition recently proposed by Harper and Brothers.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The third volume of DOUGLAS JERROLD'S writings contains some of his
-most popular and remarkable pieces. The "Curtain Lectures, as suffered
-by the late Job Caudle," and "The Story of a Feather" appeared
-originally in _Punch_--and they have since been repeatedly reprinted,
-the former in several editions. The thousands of readers who have
-profited by the lectures of Mrs. Caudle may be glad to learn Mr.
-Jerrold's characteristic account of the manner in which that household
-oracle first addressed herself to his own mind. "It was a thick, black
-wintry afternoon, when the writer stopt in the front of the
-play-ground of a suburban school. The ground swarmed with boys full of
-the Saturday's holiday. The earth seemed roofed with the oldest lead;
-and the wind came, sharp as Shylock's knife, from the Minories. But
-those happy boys ran and jumped, and hopped, and shouted,
-and--unconscious men in miniature!--in their own world of frolic, had
-no thought of the full-length men they would some day become; drawn
-out into grave citizenship; formal, respectable, responsible. To them
-the sky was of any or all colors; and for that keen east-wind--if it
-was called the east-wind--cutting the shoulder-blades of old, old men
-of forty--they in their immortality of boyhood had the redder faces,
-and the nimbler blood for it. And the writer, looking dreamily into
-that play-ground, still mused on the robust jollity of those little
-fellows, to whom the tax-gatherer was as yet a rarer animal than baby
-hippopotamus. Heroic boyhood, so ignorant of the future in the knowing
-enjoyment of the present! And the writer, still dreaming and musing,
-and still following no distinct line of thought, there struck upon
-him, like notes of sudden household music, these words--CURTAIN
-LECTURES. One moment there was no living object save those racing,
-shouting boys; and the next, as though a white dove had alighted on
-the pen-hand of the writer, there was--MRS. CAUDLE. Ladies of the
-jury, are there not, then, some subjects of letters that mysteriously
-assert an effect without any discoverable cause? Otherwise,
-wherefore should the thought of CURTAIN LECTURES grow from a
-school-ground?--wherefore, among a crowd of holiday schoolboys should
-appear MRS. CAUDLE? For the LECTURES themselves, it is feared they
-must be given up as a farcical desecration of a solemn time-honored
-privilege; it may be exercised once in a life-time--and that once
-having the effect of a hundred repetitions; as Job lectured his wife.
-And Job's wife, a certain Mohammedan writer delivers, having committed
-a fault in her love to her husband, he swore that on his recovery he
-would deal her a hundred stripes. Job got well, and his heart was
-touched and taught by the tenderness to keep his vow, and still to
-chastise his helpmate; for he smote her once with a palm-branch having
-a hundred leaves." To the "Curtain Lectures" and the "Story of a
-Feather" Mr. Jerrold has added a very beautiful and characteristic
-"tale of faëry," entitled, "The Sick Giant and the Doctor Dwarf."
-
- * * * * *
-
-A new edition of Professor ANTHON'S _Anabasis of Xenophon_, with
-English notes, is published in London, under the revision of Dr. John
-Doran. "Dr. Anthon," says the _Athenæum_, "has edited, and elucidated
-by notes, several of the ancient classics, and whatever he has
-undertaken he has performed in a scholarly style. At the same time his
-books are entirely free from pedantry, and the notes and comments are
-so plain and useful, that they are as popular with boys as they are
-convenient for teachers."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The same Journal has rather a left-handed compliment to American
-literature in general, to which, however, it is half inclined to make
-our popular IK. MARVEL an exception.
-
-"There is no very startling vitality in any other of Mr. Marvel's
-'daydreams.' Still, at the present period, when the writers of
-American _belles-lettres_, biography and criticism, show such a
-tendency to mould themselves into those affected forms by which
-vagueness of thought and short-sightedness of view are disguised, and
-to use a jargon which is neither English nor German--a writer
-unpretending in his manner and simple in his matter is not to be
-dismissed without a kind word; and therefore we have advisedly
-loitered for a page or two with Ik. Marvel."
-
- * * * * *
-
-At a meeting of the Edinburgh Town Council, the following letter,
-addressed to the Lord Provost, magistrates, and council, was read from
-Professor Wilson, resigning the Professorship of Moral Philosophy in
-the University: "My Lord and Gentlemen--When the kindness of the
-patrons, on occasion of my sudden and severe illness in September
-last, induced, and the great goodness of the learned Principal Lee
-enabled them to grant me leave of absence till the close of the
-ensuing session now about to terminate, the benefit to my health from
-that arrangement was so great as to seem to justify my humble hopes of
-its entire and speedy restoration; but, as the year advances, these
-hopes decay, and I feel that it is now my duty to resign the chair
-which I have occupied for so long a period, that the patrons may have
-ample time for the election of my successor."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Among the candidates for the chair of Moral Philosophy in Edinburgh,
-vacant by the resignation of Professor Wilson, are Professor Ferrier,
-of St. Andrews; Professor Macdougall, of New College, Edinburgh;
-Professor M'Cosh, of Belfast; Mr. J. D. Morell; Mr. George Ramsay,
-late of Trin. Col., Cam., now of Rugby; and Dr. W. L. Alexander, of
-Edinburgh.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Dr. MACLURE, one of the masters of the Edinburgh Academy, has been
-appointed by the Crown to the Professorship of Humanity in Marischal
-College, Aberdeen, vacant by the translation of Mr. Blackie to the
-Greek chair at Edinburgh.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The motion for abolishing tests in regard to the non-theological
-chairs of the Scottish universities has been thrown out, on the second
-reading in the House of Commons, by 172 to 157.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mr. W. JERDAN, late editor of _The Literary Gazette_, is to become
-editor of "_The London Weekly Paper_," an "organ of the middle
-classes."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The department of MSS. in the British Museum has been lately enriched
-with a document of peculiar interest to English literature--namely,
-the original covenant of indenture between John Milton, gent., and
-Samuel Symons, printer, for the sale and publication of _Paradise
-Lost_, dated the 27th of April, 1667. By the terms of agreement,
-Milton was to receive £5 at once, and an additional £5 after the sale
-of 1300 copies of each of the first, the second, and the third
-"impressions" or editions--making in all the sum of £20 to be received
-for the copy of the work and the sale of 3900 copies.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The _Athenæum_ thus notices the death of a late traveler in this
-country. "The world of literature has to mourn the untimely closing of
-a career full of promise--and which, short as it has been, was not
-without the illustration of performance. Mr. ALEXANDER MACKAY, known
-to our readers as the author of 'The Western World,' has been snatched
-from life at the early age of thirty-two. Besides the work which bears
-his name before the world, Mr. Mackay had already performed much of
-that kind of labor which, known for the time only to the scientific
-few, lays the ground for future publicity and distinction. Connected
-as a special correspondent with the _Morning Chronicle_ he had been
-employed by that journal in those collections of facts and figures on
-the aggregate and comparison of which many of the great social and
-statist questions of the day are made to depend. In 1850 Mr. Mackay
-was commissioned by the Manchester Chamber of Commerce to visit India
-for the purpose of ascertaining by minute inquiries on the spot what
-obstacles exist to prevent an ample supply of good cotton being
-obtained from its fields, and devising the means of extending the
-growth of that important plant in our Eastern empire."
-
- * * * * *
-
-GRANIER DE CASSAGNAC, long known to France as an impudent,
-unveracious, reckless journalist and critic, has published some
-critical Essays, written in his obscurer days. He calls them _Oeuvres
-Litéraires_. The volume contains articles on Chateaubriand, Lamennais,
-Lacordaire, Corneille, Racine, Dumas, Hugo, &c.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The readers of the _Débats_ will remember a series of violent,
-bigoted, conceited, but not unimportant articles in the _feuilleton_,
-signed CUVILLIER FLEURY, devoted principally to the men and books of
-the Revolutions of '89 and '48. Written with asperity and passion,
-they have the force and vivacity of passion, although their intense
-conceit and personality very much abates the reader's pleasure. M.
-FLEURY has collected them in two volumes, under the title, _Portraits
-Politiques et Révolutionnaires_. Politicians will be attracted toward
-the articles on Louis-Philippe, Guizot, the Duchess of Orleans, the
-Revolution of 1848, &c.; men of letters will turn to the articles on
-Lamartine, Sue, Louis Blanc, Daniel Stern, Proudhon, and Victor Hugo,
-or to those on Rousseau, St. Just, Barère, and Camille Desmoulins.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Baron de WALKAENER, Perpetual Secretary of the Academy of Inscriptions
-et Belles Lettres, of Paris, died April 27. In addition to eminence in
-what the French call the Moral and Political Sciences, he was a very
-laborious _homme de lettres_, and has given to the world interesting
-biographies of La Fontaine and other French writers, together with
-correct editions of their works. He was a member of the Institute, and
-was one of the principals of the Bibliothèque Nationale.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The first number of JACOB and WILHELM GRIMM'S _German Dictionary_ is
-just out. It would be premature to criticise the work in its present
-stage; it seems, however, to be most carefully and accurately
-compiled. It is printed in large octavo form, in double columns, on
-good paper, and in a clear print. Some idea may be formed of the labor
-which has been expended on this work, from the fact that all the
-leisure time of a learned professor has been devoted for the last
-three years to reading through the works of Goethe alone in connection
-with it. The first number consists of one hundred and twenty pages,
-and contains about half the letter A. It is announced to us that 7000
-copies had been subscribed for up to the 20th of April. This is a
-result almost unparalleled in the German book-trade, and not often
-surpassed in England.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The library of the convent at Gaesdorf, in Germany, is in possession
-of a most interesting MS. of REMPEN'S _De Successione Christi_. It
-contains the whole of the four books, and its completion dates from
-the year 1427. This MS. is therefore the oldest one extant of this
-work, for the copy in the library of the Jesuits at Antwerp, which has
-generally been mistaken for the oldest MS., is of the year 1440. The
-publication of this circumstance also settles the question as to the
-age of the fourth book of Rempen's work, which some erroneously
-assumed had not been written previous to 1440.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The new Catalogue of the Leipzig Easter Book-Fair contains, according
-to the German papers, 700 titles more than the previous Catalogue for
-the half year ending with the Fair of St. Michael. The latter included
-3860 titles of published books, and 1130 of forthcoming publications.
-The present Catalogue enumerates 4527 published works and 1163 in
-preparation. These 5690 books represent 903 publishers. A single house
-in Vienna contributes 113 publications. That of Brockhaus figures for
-95.
-
- * * * * *
-
-From Kiel it is stated that Germany has lost one of her most
-celebrated natural philosophers in the person of Dr. PFAFF, senior of
-the Professors of the Royal University of Kiel--who has died at the
-age of seventy-nine. M. Pfaff is the author of a variety of well-known
-scientific works--and of others on Greek and Latin archæology. Since
-his death, his correspondence with Cuvier, Volta, Kielmayer, and and
-other celebrated men, has been found among his papers.
-
-
-
-
-Comicalities, Original and Selected.
-
-
-[ILLUSTRATION: ILLUSTRATION OF HUMBUG.
-
-"'Tis true, there is a slight difference in our ages, but with hearts
-that love, such considerations become frivolous. The world! Pshaw! Did
-you but love as I do, you would care but little for its opinion. Oh!
-say, beautiful being, will you be mine?"]
-
- * * * * *
-
-RULES FOR HEALTH.
-
-BY A SCOTCH PHILOSOPHER WHO HAS TRIED THEM ALL.
-
-Never drink any thing but water.
-
-Never eat any thing but oatmeal.
-
-Wear the thickest boots.
-
-Walk fifteen miles regularly every day.
-
-Avoid all excitement; consequently it is best to remain single, for
-then you will be free from all household cares and matrimonial
-troubles, and you will have no children to worry you.
-
-The same rule applies to smoking, taking snuff, playing at cards, and
-arguing with an Irishman. They are all strong excitements, which must
-be rigidly avoided, if you value in the least your health.
-
-By attending carefully to the above rules, there is every probability
-that you may live to a hundred years, and that you will enjoy your
-hundredth year fully as much as your twenty-first.
-
- * * * * *
-
-FINANCE FOR YOUNG LADIES.
-
-Taxes on knowledge are objected to, and taxes on food are objected to;
-in fact, there is so much objection to every species of taxation, that
-it is very difficult to determine what to tax. The least unpopular of
-imposts, it has been suggested, would be a tax on vanity and folly,
-and accordingly a proposition has been made to lay a tax upon stays;
-but this is opposed by political economists on the ground that such a
-duty would have a tendency to check consumption.
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: MAINE-LAW PETITIONERS]
-
-[Illustration: ANTI MAINE-LAW PETITIONERS.]
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: MATRIMONY MADE EASY.]
-
-The following letter has been sent to our office, evidently in
-mistake:
-
- "_Matrimonial Office, Union Court, Love Lane._
-
- "(STRICTLY PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.)
-
- "SIR--Your esteemed favor of the 10th ult. came duly to
- hand, and, agreeably to your desire, we have the honor to
- forward to you our quarterly sheet of photographic
- likenesses of our Female Clients. We were very sorry that
- the Ladies you fixed upon in our last year's sheets were all
- engaged before your duly honored application arrived at our
- Office; but we hope to be more fortunate in our present
- sheet, which we flatter ourselves contains some highly
- eligibles. We should, however, recommend as early an
- application as possible, as, this being leap-year, Ladies
- are looking up, and considerably risen in the Market, and
- shares in their affections and fortunes are now much above
- par. Should you not be particular to a shade, we should
- respectfully beg leave to recommend No. 7, her father having
- very large estates near Timbuctoo, to which she will be sole
- heiress in case of her twenty-seven brothers dying without
- issue. And should the Great African East and West Railway be
- carried forward, the value of the Estates would be
- prodigiously increased. No. 8 is a sweet poetess, whose
- 'Remains' would probably be a fortune to any Literary Gent.
- to publish after her decease. No. 9 has been much approved
- by Gents., having buried eight dear partners, and is an
- eighth time inconsolable.
-
- "Further particulars may be had on application at our
- Office.
-
- "We beg also, respectfully, to inform you that your esteemed
- portrait was duly received and appeared in our last Gent.'s
- sheet of Clients; but we are sorry to say as yet no
- inquiries respecting it have come to hand.
-
- "Permit us further to remind you that a year's subscription
- was due on the 1st of January, which, with arrears amounting
- to £4 4_s._, we shall be greatly obliged by your remitting
- by return of post.
-
- "With most respectful impatience, awaiting a renewal of your
- ever-esteemed applications, and assuring you that they shall
- be duly attended to with all dispatch, secrecy, and
- punctuality.
-
- "We have the honor to be, esteemed Sir,
-
- "Your most obedient Servants,
-
- "HOOKHAM AND SPLICER,
-
- "_Sole Matrimonial Agents for Great Britain_.
-
- "P.S.--We find our female clients run much on mustaches.
- Would you allow us humbly to suggest the addition of them to
- your portrait in our next Quarterly Sheet? It could be done
- at a slight expense, and would probably insure your being
- one of our fortunate clients."
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: FAVORITE INVESTMENTS.
-
-LADY.--"Goodness Bridget! what is that you have on?"
-
-BRIDGET.--"Shure! an' didn't I hear you say these Weskitts was all the
-fashion? An' so I borrer'd me bruther Pathrick's to wait at the table
-in."]
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: AN AGREEABLE PARTNER.
-
-FASCINATING YOUNG LADY.--"I dare say you think me a very odd Girl--and
-indeed, mamma always says I am a giddy, thoughtless creature--and--"
-
-PARTNER.--"Oh, here's a vacant seat, I think."]
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: DELICACY.
-
-YOUNG GENTLEMAN.--"I don't want to hurry you out of the room, old
-girl, but the fact is--I am going to wash myself."]
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration: THE DOG-DAYS.
-
-PROPRIETOR OF THE DOG.--"Has he been a bitin' on you, sir?"
-
-VICTIM.--"Oh!--Ah!--Ugh!"
-
-PROPRIETOR.--"Vell, I thought as there was somethink the matter with
-him, cos he wouldn't drink nuffin for two days, and so I vos jist
-a-goin to muzzle him."]
-
- * * * * *
-
-THE AMERICAN CRUSADERS.
-
-AIR--"_Dunois the Brave_."
-
- OLD HERMIT PETER was a goose
- To preach the first Crusade,
- And skase e'en GODFREY of Bouillon
- The speculation paid;
- They rose the banner of the Cross
- Upon a foolish plan--
- Not like we hists the Stars and Stripes,
- To go agin Japan.
-
- All to protect our mariners
- The gallant PERRY sails,
- Our free, enlightened citizens
- A-cruisin' arter whales;
- Who, bein' toss'd upon their shores
- By stormy winds and seas,
- Is wus than niggers used by them
- Tarnation Japanese.
-
- Our war-cries they are Breadstuffs, Silks.
- With Silver, Copper, Gold,
- And Camphor, too, and Ambergris,
- All by them crittars sold:
- And also Sugar, Tin, and Lead,
- Black Pepper, Cloves likewise.
- And Woolen Cloths and Cotton Thread,
- Which articles they buys.
-
- We shan't sing out to pattern saints
- Nor gals, afore we fights,
- Like, when they charged the Saracens,
- Did them benighted knights:
- But "Exports to the rescue, ho!"
- And "Imports!" we will cry;
- Then pitch the shell, or draw the bead
- Upon the ene--my.
-
- We'll soon teach them unsocial coon
- Exclusiveness to drop;
- And stick the hand of welcome out,
- And open wide their shop;
- And fust, I hope we shant be forced
- To whip 'em into fits,
- And chaw the savage loafers right
- Up into little bits.
-
- * * * * *
-
-POETICAL COOKERY BOOK.
-
-STEWED DUCK AND PEAS.
-
-AIR--"_My Heart and Lute_."
-
- I give thee all my kitchen lore,
- Though poor the offering be;
- I'll tell thee how 'tis cooked, before
- You come to dine with me:
- The Duck is truss'd from head to heels,
- Then stew'd with butter well;
- And streaky bacon, which reveals
- A most delicious smell.
-
- When Duck and Bacon in a mass
- You in a stewpan lay,
- A spoon around the vessel pass,
- And gently stir away:
- A table-spoon of flour bring,
- A quart of water plain,
- Then in it twenty onions fling,
- And gently stir again.
-
- A bunch of parsley, and a leaf
- Of ever-verdant bay,
- Two cloves--I make my language brief--
- Then add your Peas you may!
- And let it simmer till it sings
- In a delicious strain:
- Then take your Duck, nor let the string
- For trussing it remain.
-
- The parsley fail not to remove,
- Also the leaf of bay;
- Dish up your Duck--the sauce improve
- In the accustom'd way,
- With pepper, salt, and other things,
- I need not here explain:
- And, if the dish contentment brings,
- You'll dine with me again.
-
-
-
-
-Fashions for Summer.
-
-
-[Illustration: FIGURES 1 AND 2.--COSTUMES FOR HOME AND FOR THE
-PROMENADE.]
-
-Novelty is the distinguishing characteristic of the prevailing
-fashions. Give us something new in material, is the cry to the
-manufacturer. Give us something new in form, is the demand made upon
-the modiste. Both do their best to meet this demand; and both have
-succeeded. For the present, whatever is new, fantastic, striking, and
-odd, is admired and adopted. It will doubtless be a work of time to
-return to simplicity again.
-
-The costumes which we present for the present month, combine
-originality enough to meet even the present demand, with good taste
-and elegance--a union not always attainable.
-
-FIG. 1.--Dress of white taffeta with colored figures, a particular
-pattern for each part of the dress. The ground of the skirt and body
-is sprinkled with small Pompadour bouquets _en jardinière_, that is to
-say, with flowers of different colors in graduated shades. The
-flounces have scolloped edges; the ground is white, and over each
-scollop is a rich bouquet of various flowers. The body is very high
-behind; it opens square in front, and the middle of the opening is
-even a little wider than the top (this cut is more graceful than the
-straight one). The waist is very long, especially at the sides; the
-front ends in a rounded point not very long. The bottom of the body is
-trimmed with a _ruche_, composed of small white ribbons mixed with
-others. This _ruche_ is continued on the waist, and meets at the
-bottom of the point. There are three bows of _chiné_ ribbon on the
-middle of the body. The upper one has double bows and ends; the other
-two gradually smaller. The sleeves are rather wide, and open a little
-behind at the side. The opening is rounded; the edge is trimmed with a
-_ruche_, like the body. There is a small lace at the edge of the body.
-The lace sleeves are the same form as those of the stuff, but they are
-longer. Coiffure, _à la jeune Femme_--the parting on the left side;
-the hair lying in close curls on each side.
-
-FIG. 2.--Redingote of _moire antique_; body high, with six
-lozenge-shaped openings in front, diminishing in size toward the
-waist. The edges of these lozenges are trimmed with velvet; the points
-meet like bands under a button. Through these lozenge openings there
-appears a white muslin habit-shirt, gathered in small flutes (this
-muslin, however close, always projects through the openings, under the
-pressure of the body). The habit-shirt is finished at the neck by two
-rows of lace. The sleeve, which increases in size toward the bottom,
-has also lozenge openings, confined by buttons, and through the
-opening is seen a muslin under-sleeve, puffing a little, plaited
-length-wise in small flutes and held at the wrist by an embroidered
-band with lace at the edge. The skirt has nine graduated openings down
-the front from top to bottom, buttoned like the others, through which
-is seen a nansouk petticoat, worked with wheels linked together, small
-at top and larger at bottom. Drawn bonnet of blond and satin. The brim
-is very open at the sides and lowered a little in front. It is
-transparent for a depth of four inches, and consists of five rows of
-gathered blond, on each of which is sewed a narrow white terry velvet
-ribbon, No. 1. The brim, made of Lyons tulle, is edged with a white
-satin roll. The band of the crown is Tuscan straw on which are five
-drawings of white satin. The top of the crown is round, and of white
-satin; it is puffed in _crevés_. The curtain is blond, like the brim.
-The ornament consists of a white satin bow, placed quite at the side
-of the brim and near the edge.--The inside of the brim is trimmed with
-four rows of blond, each having a narrow pink terry velvet, and a
-wreath of roses, small near the forehead, larger near the cheeks.
-Blond is likewise mixed with the flowers.
-
-[Illustration: FIG. 3.--BONNET.]
-
-FIG. 3.--BONNET. Foundation of crèpe; trimming of blond and satin; the
-curtain of crèpe, edged with narrow blond.
-
-[Illustration: FIG. 4.--CARRIAGE COSTUME.]
-
-FIG. 4.--Dress of white muslin, the skirt with three deep flounces,
-richly embroidered. The body, _à basquine_, is lined with pale blue
-silk; it has a small pattern embroidered round the edge; which is
-finished by a broad lace set on full. The sleeves have three rows of
-lace, the bottom one forming a deep ruffle.--Waistcoat of pale blue
-silk, buttoning high at the throat, then left open, about half way, to
-show the chemisette; the waist is long, and has small lappets. White
-lace bonnet, the crown covered with a _fanchonnette_ of lace; rows of
-lace, about two inches wide, form the front. The bonnet is
-appropriately trimmed with light and extremely elegant flowers.
-
-[Illustration: FIG. 5.--CAP.]
-
-FIG. 5.--_Fanchon_ of India muslin, trimmed with pink silk ribbons,
-forming tufts near the cheek, and a knot on the head.
-
-[Illustration: FIG. 6.--SLEEVE.]
-
-FIG. 6.--_Pagoda sleeve_ of jaconet, with under-sleeves; trimming
-relieved with small plaits.
-
-The new materials of the season include some elegant printed
-cashmeres, bareges, and broche silks, in endless variety as to
-pattern, and combination of color. There are some beautiful dresses of
-_lampas, broché_, with wreaths and bouquets in white, on a blue,
-green, or straw-colored ground. Among the lighter textures, adapted
-for both day and evening wear, are some very pretty mousselines de
-soie, and grenadines. The new bareges are in every variety of color
-and pattern.
-
-
-
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-Transcriber's Notes:
-
-Words surrounded by _ are italicized.
-
-Obvious printer's errors have been repaired, other inconsistent
-spellings have been kept, including:
-- use of accent (e.g. "Notre" and "Nôtre");
-- use of hyphen (e.g. "bed-room" and "bedroom").
-
-Pg 198, word "was" removed from sentence "He was [was] the first..."
-
-Pg 248, sentence "(TO BE CONTINUED.)" added to the end of article.
-
-Pg 279, word "or" changed into "of" in sentence "...election of my
-successor..."
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