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diff --git a/42692-0.txt b/42692-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..55e25ac --- /dev/null +++ b/42692-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2427 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 42692 *** + +An Idyll of All Fools' Day + + + +An Idyll of All Fools' Day + + + +By Josephine Daskam Bacon + +Author of "Memoirs of a Baby," "The Madness of Philip," etc. + + + +_With numerous illustrations_ + +By R. M. Crosby + + + +New York + +Dodd, Mead and Company 1908 + + + + + +Copyright, 1908, by The Phillips Publishing Co. + +Copyright, 1908, by Dodd, Mead & Company + +_Published, October, 1908_ + + + +To A. A. B. + +this bit of busy nonsense + +is dedicated. + +J. D. B. + + + +ILLUSTRATIONS + +"Only her shriek of terror saved them from the stone wall" (p, 47) +Frontispiece + +Facing page "'Here we are at last, Nette dear, dressed in our best +for you!'" + +"'On the right,' he began didactically" + +"The red-headed boy bounded beside them, whooping madly" + +"At the risk of losing his straight course he stole a rapid glance +at her" + +"'Jump! Jump!' he cried hoarsely" + +"'Well, here we are!' he said tentatively" + +"Nette, wringing her hair and murmuring incoherent abnegations" + +"'Mademoiselle,' he began, 'you are--you are--' he paused, for +genuine lack of words" + +"'This gentleman here will take you down directly'" + + + +THE ESCAPE + +I. + +THE ESCAPE + +'TWAS a bloomy morning, all crocuses and tree buds, and Antony +sniffed it into his nostrils thankfully, even while he scowled. + +"Come, come!" said his Uncle Julius, a wealthy old gentleman +buttoned firmly into a white vest, "what a face! It is nothing so +terrible that I ask of you! One would think it a hanging matter, to +beau a pretty young girl about the place!" + +"You know that I do not care for schoolgirls, Uncle Julius," said +Antony severely. + +"Fiddlestick!" his Uncle Julius cried, "and what are you sir, but a +school boy, I should like to know? What shall we hear next, I +wonder?" + +Antony put on some fresh grey gloves with a sigh. + +"Schoolgirl! Schoolgirl!" his uncle repeated mimickingly, "she +will not be reciting her lessons, I suppose!" + +Antony buttoned his gloves. + +"Or if she does, it will be your fault, sir," pursued his uncle. + +Antony selected a slender walking stick from a rack of many, and +reviewed his collar with a critical hand. + +"The young lady's topics of conversation will be a matter of +indifference to me, Uncle Julius," said he, "I assure you." + +"And I assure _you_," cried Uncle Julius, "that if we were not on +this open porch, I should be strongly tempted to apply that stick +of yours where, as we used to say, it would do the most good!" + +Antony adjusted his coat trimly and started down the steps. + +"But since we are upon this open porch, let us, Uncle Julius," +said he, "go where duty calls us. _En avant!_" + +He strode along the flagged walk with Uncle Julius puffing behind +him, loquaciously indignant. + +"Look at your mates, sir, as we pass them, and notice how enviously +they smile," he urged the youth, who replied shortly that he +observed them. + +"In my time, I can tell you," said Uncle Julius, "there was no +shilly shallying in these matters. We had more blood. Let any +college lad be given a free day--and a fine day, too--and one of +the prettiest girls that ever wore a petticoat to enjoy It with +him, and he was the envy of all his fellows. And I believe," he +ended with a fine optimism, "that it is so now! Not one of these +lads but would change places with you at a nod." + +"But you will not +nod, my dear Uncle Julius," Antony responded +calmly, "and so these lads--as you so felicitously call them--will +never lose the opportunity I would cheerfully relin----" + +"Hush! there she is!" his uncle whispered, and Antony at once +removed his hat with a lordly and accomplished gesture, which Uncle +Julius noted with unwilling admiration. + +"Well, here we are!" he said, with an attempt at prankish levity in +which he received no assistance from Antony. "Here we are at last, +Nette dear, dressed in our best for you!" + +"So I see. And this is, I suppose, your young nephew, Mr. Julius?" +said the person at whose face Antony had not yet looked. + +If she had intended to remedy this omission she could not have +devised a more efficacious means. Not only did Antony look at her: +he stared. From the topmost strand of her braided chestnut hair to +the lowest dimple In her olive cheek--for she was of that +irritatingly attractive class of females that combines deep-set +violet eyes with a gipsy colouring--every curve of her audacious +body spelled youth, unmitigated youth, and her tone was +correspondingly insulting. + +"I am truly pleased to meet you," he said with the air of one to +whom experience has lent tolerance. + +"I should truly never have guessed it," she returned promptly with +an amused smile. + +Antony flushed. An impudent chit, this. A girl to be taught her +place, and that right early. + +"I am to have, I believe," he said, with a fine air of disregard +for any previous conversation, "the honour of escort--of show--of, +er, of entertaining you for the day." + +"That distinction is indeed yours," she replied gravely, "I have no +doubt that I shall be escort--show--er, entertained most +agreeably." + +With this insulting remark she but half concealed a yawn and +Antony's blood boiled within him. + +"Come," chirped Uncle Julius with a fatuous chuckle, "we are +getting along famously! What did I tell you? Yes, indeed!" + +To this idiotic speech neither his nephew nor that nephew's new +acquaintance made any further reply than two eloquent but totally +ineffective glances. They were ineffective because the glance +as a medium of expression had not been included in Uncle Julius's +aesthetic training. + +"And what are you going to do first, hey? Where does the great day +begin--see the town sights, I suppose?" this Imbecile old relative +maundered on. + +"It will give me great pleasure, if she wishes to see them," said +Antony coldly, "to point out the various objects of local interest +to Miss----" + +"Good gracious!" Uncle Julius interrupted, "what's come over the +boy? 'Miss,' indeed! Didn't I tell you that this is my old +godmother's own daughter's stepdaughter? 'Miss!' Her name is +Nette." + +"Ah," said Antony. + +"And his," continued Uncle Julius, with a flip of his finger at his +nephew and a wink at the young lady, "is Tony. Let's have no +formality among chicks of your age. No, no; Tony's his name." + +"Indeed!" the young lady observed, gazing critically at the +embarrassed possessor of the cognomen, "and a quaint little name, I +am sure." + +She smiled with a perfunctory brightness and continued in some +inexplicable manner to look down at her escort--though had she been +presented with ten thousand dollars for every one of the inches +over five feet in her height she would not have appeared before the +world as any considerable heiress. The object of this remarkably +achieved envisagement writhed inwardly. Uncle Julius rubbed his +hands in maudlin delight at her appreciation of his nephew's +baptismal acquirements, and she continued, prettily stifling a +second yawn between her white little pointed teeth: + +"Since our young friend naturally pants to show us the beauties of +his Alma Mater, let us by all means begin with them," _and get them +over_, said the strangled yawn. + +Antony bit his tongue in his seething rage and the pain turned him +crimson and wet-eyed. This did not escape the intolerable chit and +her deep-set violet eyes twinkled maliciously. + +"It will not be at all necessary to see"--he began, when Uncle +Julius's round, astonished eyes interrupted them. + +"He is not going to show 'us' at all," explained this worthy +but misguided man, "he is going to show you, my dear. I knew all +these sights well forty years ago. Dear, dear! yes, indeed." + +Antony could have choked him for the apprehension that passed over +his young charge's face. + +"You will not desert me, Mr. Julius?" she cried with a melting +glance that visibly warmed the cockles of his infatuated old heart, +"you can't mean to leave me"--_to the awkward attentions of this +red faced boy!_ her eyebrows continued the appeal, intelligible +only to Antony. + +"But that's just what I do mean, Miss Nette," he assured her, +winking incredibly, "I am this moment due at my trustees' meeting. +I'm off directly. You must"--and he flapped his hand with airy +abandon--"endure the time without me!" + +Here he smiled with disgusting coquetry and pattered like a plump +white rabbit down the shady brick path. As they stared blankly +after him he turned and waved his stick at them. + +"Oh, I'm no spoil-sport!" he crowed, and rounded his corner. They +were left alone. + +"Silly old ass!" Antony muttered, and then glared angrily at +the spot the buxom gentleman had quitted. + +"I beg your pardon?" said the young lady, "did you speak?" + +"Not to you," he replied briefly. She shook out a fluffy white +parasol and under its becoming shadow looked curiously about her. + +"Indeed--to whom, then," she inquired. + +Antony was silent. + +"Minx!" he thought. + +"You are not at all like your uncle, are you?" she began, after a +moment of this pregnant silence. Then after another moment she +added absently, "he has such pleasant, easy manners!" + +Antony settled his fleckless straw hat firmly upon his head and +tightened his grip on his stick. + +"My uncle," he began with great control, "is an estimable man. His +intentions are of the best--that is to say, I have always believed +them to be--but like too many others he does not always carry out +his intentions. Take, for instance, this present situation. It was +evidently his intention to give you (and me) a pleasurable day. It +is quite obvious to me, at least, that he has failed in his +intention--to a certain extent," he added politely, for he had +by now talked himself into his usual superior calm. His eyes were +fixed upon the tip of the young lady's parasol, some distance below +him, as she sat on the brick steps of the old porch before which he +stood, her slender figure leaning against a white pillar. + +"Now, I have a suggestion to make," he continued, quite pleasantly +by this time. "I can plainly see that my uncle's somewhat +Philistine scheme for my showing you about the place is likely to +bore you extremely. Let us, then, omit that part of the programme +altogether. We must try to think of something that will attract +you, however," Antony had by this time a fairly paternal interest +in the young lady, "and if you will help me out, no doubt we can. +Perhaps," he concluded tentatively, "you would really prefer to +remain by yourself, and not be entertained at all?" + +He paused, and as no reply appeared to be forthcoming, slowly +lowered his eyes along the fluffy parasol till they reached the +level of those deep-set violet ones. He could not have recognised +them by their colour, however, for they were closed; the gentle +rise and fall of the young lady's breast, the placid and +uncharacteristic kindness of her half-smile made the reason +for this closing only too obvious. She was sleeping. + +Antony swallowed hard. Sheer rage choked him and his collar became +intolerably tight. His fingers itched along the supple stick he +carried and a longing to employ it in an absolutely unheard of +manner nearly flooded him off his feet. "Where it would do the most +good"--the obnoxious phrase flashed luminously across his mind. + +The sudden silence had its natural effect upon the young person on +the brick steps. Slowly, inquiringly, her eyelids lifted, and the +peculiar, rain-washed effect of those dark blue eyes, so startling +above her olive cheeks, was not lost upon Antony. + +"Not entertained at all?" she repeated vaguely, diving under the +ruffles of the parasol to cover the positively unconcealable +paroxysm of the third yawn, "oh, on the contrary! Really. I am +delightfully entertained, Mr.--Mr. Tony!" + +"So it appears," he returned acidly. A soft dark colour suffused +her gipsy cheeks, but she brazened it out. She seemed to possess no +sense of shame whatever. + +"This sun makes one almost sleepy," she said calmly, "and I sat up +quite late last night, too--playing picquet with your uncle. He is +a poor sleeper." + +"Indeed. I am not acquainted with his habits," Antony responded. +"We will look at the buildings now, I think, if you are +sufficiently rested." A fell purpose had suddenly found itself in +his humiliated breast. This insolent young puss should have cause +indeed for drowsiness. + +She sprang instantly to her feet with a quick and pleasing muscular +co-ordination, which, again, was not lost upon Antony. She wore a +white flannel costume dotted with a dull blue--the blue of Canton +china. Of this colour, too, was the silk stocking that flashed down +the steps above her low-cut shoes. A ludicrous and daring colour +for a brunette--until you encountered her eyes. + +"I am quite ready," she said demurely, and Antony started briskly +down the street. + +"On the right," he began didactically, "you will see Wadsworth +Hall, the building of applied sciences. It was presented by the two +sons of Mr. Ezra Bement Wadsworth in memory of their father, a +prominent graduate. It cost three hundred thousand dollars and is +one of the most completely equipped buildings of its kind in the +country, I believe." + +"How interesting!" she murmured. + +"Yes," Antony agreed, "it _is_ interesting." + +"To what are the sciences applied?" she inquired placidly. + +"To--er, to--really, I have never gone into it so far as that," +Antony returned, biting his lip, "I am not interested in science +myself. But that is what it is generally called: it is on a bronze +tablet on the corner. It is probably only an expression." + +"Ah, yes, probably," she assented. + +"Beyond it and a shade to the left you will see," he continued, +with a wave of his stick, "Mansfield Hall. It is a dormitory, +occupied by sophomores." + +"And who presented that?" his companion inquired, gazing +respectfully at the end of his stick. + +"I do not know," he informed her briefly. + +"Oh, you do not know," she repeated in her low voice. Something in +the falling inflection caused her guide to wriggle uneasily. + +"Nobody knows," he added, rashly. "I should think nobody would want +to, it is so hideous." + +"To be sure," she said. "And sophomores live there. Are you perhaps +a sophomore, Mr. Tony?" + +"I?" Antony exclaimed; then in level tones, "I am a senior." + +"Really!" she murmured. "I suppose that means that you are one of +the older pupils, then? In the first class?" + +"It does," he assented grimly, adding as a cutting afterthought, "a +sophomore, I suppose, would be beneath your notice?" + +She smiled sweetly. "Oh, dear me, no!" she assurred him, "not in +the least--it is all the same to me, you see, Mr. Tony!" + +Antony should have realised by this time the folly of any further +tilting, but he did not. + +"Your interest naturally turns, then, to men of my uncle's age?" he +inquired caustically. + +She considered this with a pretty seriousness. + +"N-no, hardly that," she said at length. "It is only that I do not-- +that I am not--somehow, young men (_and such very young men!_ her +eyes added) do not exactly . . ." + +"You need not trouble to explain yourself any further," Antony +broke in coldly. "It is somewhat unfortunate," he continued, +enunciating carefully, with averted eyes, "that I, of all people, +should have been selected for your escort this morning." + +He had never said anything so nearly rude to a woman; but then he +had never to his recollection been so thoroughly annoyed by one, +since the dimly distant days when a series of deprecating aunts and +spying nurses had darkened his youthful horizon. + +"Indeed. And why is that?" she asked pleasantly. She had, when she +chose, an exceedingly pleasant manner. + +"Because," he returned, astonished at himself, but firm +nevertheless, "I am not sufficiently accustomed to the society of +young ladies to be certain of my ability to entertain even the +ordinary variety--much less those who prefer the society of +eccentric old gentlemen." _Come_, he reflected, _that's not half +bad. Perhaps that will teach her a thing or two!_ + +It seemed to him that there was a flash of respect in her eyes, but +he could not be sure, it was so fleeting. + +"I suppose your studies take up so much of your time that you have +no leisure for society," she said kindly, "but you must not let +yourself grow shy: ladies are not very difficult to entertain, +really!" + +To this remark Antony made no reply, perhaps because he could not +think of one which combined the expression of his feelings with +anything remotely resembling propriety. They walked on, therefore, +in utter silence. + +The village through which they took their way was but a tiny one, a +green and sheltered cradle for the warm brick walls and lichened +chapel of the old college; and soon the grass-grown flagged walk +gave way to one of trodden earth, the houses grew sparser and +smaller, the trees thicker and less carefully tended. They were in +the country. The season was well forward: though the calendar +marked April, the warm blue sky, the odorous earth, the fresh, +full grass, all smelled of May. The early flowers were out long +before their wonted times; the birds, misled by the generous sun, +were already nesting musically; shock-headed urchins, those most +delicate barometers of the real seasons, had bravely cast off their +shoes and stockings and renewed the year in the splashing puddles +of some recent rain. All the scene spoke peace and promise of +better to come--all, I say, but those two fractious young souls who +walked diverse among the lovely unity of the pleasant world about +them. Antony strode on, his eyes fixed on the winding road, though +it is to be doubted if he saw it. Who would have thought to find +him, Antony, in such a baited, hot-necked frame? The day had gone +hideously awry from the beginning, and it was all the fault of this +blue-eyed, brown-cheeked chit. + +She, for her part, moved easily and it must be admitted, +gracefully, beside him. Her step shot out from the hip, elastic as +a boy's; only the faintest shade of red under her skin confessed to +the pace he drove her; she drew regular breaths, through her small +nostrils. Though she could not match his stride, she yet fell into +a sort of rythmical accompaniment to it; evidently she was an +accomplished and enduring dancer. + +They swung around a sharp corner under a great sprawling oak and +fairly mowed down an unattractive red-headed boy, insufficiently +attired and freckled beyond belief, who was hurrying frantically in +a direction only too obviously opposed to their own. Conscious of a +distinct relief at the necessity for constructive action, Antony +stooped and raised the howling and resentful creature, who dug his +grimy knuckles into his eyes and yelled the louder at each polite +query as to his injuries. After a few minutes of this +fruitless performance, Antony, irritated at his failure to bring +even this sordid incident to a triumphant conclusion, was about to +produce a coin and leave his victim to the sovereign solace of +Time, that great healer, when his companion, who had stood, +hitherto, discreetly aside from the business, now stepped forward +and laid a small brown hand on the heaving shoulder of the injured +infant. + +"Where were you going, Bubby?" she asked abruptly. + +He looked up from his bent and screening arm, stared a moment, and +replied in a matter-of-fact tone, without a trace of the sobs that +still echoed about them: + +"To see the big snake!" + +"The snake?" She shuddered involuntarily. Had the child mentioned +Leviathan, the monster would not have seemed more exotic to this +rural and domestic spot. By judicious questioning they elicited +from the suddenly secretive imp the successive facts of the +spectacular and recent arrival of an enormous foreign reptile; its +display under a tent on the outskirts of the village, very near +their present station; the establishment of a tariff of +fifteen cents for one view, or two separate opportunities for +excitement at the comparatively small sum of a quarter of a dollar; +and lastly, the cruel certainty that the delay occasioned by this +unexpected and sudden meeting had undoubtedly cost their informant +his only possible view of the monster, since the price of his +admission, though offered voluntarily by his maternal uncle, was +contingent upon his arrival at the tent ahead of his cousin, who, +in case of a previous appearance, was to receive the prize. + +Overcome afresh by the bitterness of his lot, the red-headed boy +would have renewed his unpleasant and gulping demonstrations, had +not Antony hastily produced a coin of sufficient size to insure two +periods of ecstasy and offered it in reparation for what he +handsomely described as his clumsiness. Staggered by this princely +generosity, the urchin balanced the silver piece doubtfully, then +with a shy and unlooked-for courtesy suggested that they should use +it together. + +"And what should I do, then?" asked the young lady with a smile--I +have mentioned that she had, when she saw fit to employ it, an +exceedingly pleasant manner. + +The boy hesitated. + +"Girls don't like snakes," he finally mumbled; "you could wait +outside!" + +"Where is that tent?" she demanded indignantly, and they hurried +on, one on each side of their unconscious guide. No kindly +premonition laid a thrilling chill along Antony's stiff spine; no +wholesome doubts as to the successful issue of that doomed +expedition slowed the springing step of his companion. They hurried +on, I say, each with a hand upon the earth-stained, ragged shoulder +of that freckled imp whom Fate had selected as the instrument of +their destiny, and in ironic rivalry they literally urged him on, +and shot him, panting, through the roped enclosure that protected +the elect possessors of the admission price from contact with the +envious herd. + +With the curt direction to their guide to invite, if he pleased, a +friend to enter with him, Antony slapped down a coin on the +improvised counter, received two greasy green cardboard slips and +strode towards the canvas flap of the small tent. The mingled odour +of tobacco smoke, crushed grass, and tethered horses, the cheerful, +chattering crowd, the honk and blare of a great claret-coloured +motor-car, hurtling inquiringly up the slope, all imparted a festival +air, a holiday spirit; and it was with a mild excitement that Antony +pushed into the close tent, clearing the way punctiliously for his +companion. + +In the middle, under the opening, was a standard painted a dull, +forbidding red, and on this, in a cage of twisted iron, lay a +monstrous, coiled thing, hideously and brilliantly mottled, his +blunt, flattened head lazily resting on his topmost ring, his +malignant, weary eyes fixed in a listless stare, that drooped over +the human mushrooms around him, over the seas he had travelled, +back to the old gods and the beginnings of things. The inked +diamonds along his great length gleamed in a dreadful, supple +pattern; the eye, entranced in a seductive terror, followed the +massive rounds of those murderous coils, longing, yet dreading, to +trace them to their horrid head: it seemed that a faint, uncanny +odour, a hint of dead spices, like the secret wrapping cloths of +old mummies, hung in the air. Now Antony knew, or supposed he knew, +that cobras exhale no such odour, and in a disgusted curiosity he +peered about for the source of it, but found nothing in the stained +and faded tent, nor any nook or cranny in the obvious bareness +where the source of it could lurk. + +The scene was a strange one; no officious showman called attention, +in a raucous voice, to the ugly thing in the middle. There appeared +to be no director, no advertisement of any kind, no appeal to a +credulous or morbid crowd. The tent could contain but a score of +visitors simultaneously, and they pushed in, fairly quiet as soon +as they had entered, slowly encircled the scornful, wicked-eyed +heap on the standard, discussed it in low tones and went out +through another flap to make room for the next group. Indeed, the +accustomed ease with which they performed these evolutions awoke in +Antony the wonder whether they had not rehearsed them many times, +and he involuntarily mentioned this idea to the girl, who gazed, at +once fascinated and repelled, as Eve at the Seducer. + +"I suppose," she returned musingly, "they keep coming to see if it +will by any chance bite some one." + +At this precise moment there pushed through the entrance-flap one +who by his distinctive dress showed himself the mechanician of the +claret-coloured motorcar. He was as obviously a foreigner, and +among the simple rural types that filled the tent his mustachioed +personality stood out as startlingly as the great cobra's. Elbowing +his way through the little crowd he made himself a place directly +beside Antony and the freckled boy, who had attached himself +definitely to his patron, and smiled at the young man in easy +cosmopolitan contempt of the rustics, conveying at the same time, +In a graphic Continental hint of respectful salutation, his +duty to the young lady. Antony accepted the smile with a lordly +nod, expressive of his familiarity with mechanicians as a class and +his appreciation of their place in the general scheme of things, +and the two men surveyed the reptile in silence. + +"I know heem well," volunteered the big fellow in the leather suit, +at last. + +"_C'est Monsieur le Cobra_, zat one. We have take ze car all +s'rough 'is country. Wait--I will amuse Mademoiselle. Watch heem!" + +Lowering his head till the great goggles on his cap fronted the +slitted eyes in the cage he emitted a long, piercing hiss, a nerve +racking, whistling call. Everyone in the tent jumped backward +spasmodically; Antony threw out his arm and pushed the girl behind +him before he realised that there was no danger. + +Upon the great snake the effect of the sudden noise was even +more appalling. His ugly flat head appeared suddenly high above +his writhing folds; no one saw the movement, for it was too +lightning-quick for sight, but it was undoubtedly the fact that +his head was no longer pillowed. The symmetrical turban on his +forehead puffed and quivered, his cold eye caught every eye +in the tent with a swift, horrible glance; and every eye shrank, +terrified, from his. + +"A very unpleasant old party, that snake," Anthony remarked, "I +trust our friend won't think it advisable to repeat----" + +In the middle of his sentence the Frenchman hissed again. The +cobra, irritated beyond further endurance, threw its massive weight +against the side of the cylindrical cage, which swayed slightly and +then dropped forward into the panic-stricken crowd. + +Antony felt a soft, sighing breath on his neck and caught his +companion as she fell; he heard the ribs of her fluffy parasol +crack under somebody's stamping feet and braced himself to meet the +crushing, struggling rush of the frightened crowd. Through the +oaths and shrieks of the nightmare moment piped shrill the voice of +the red-headed boy. + +"Mister, the cover's on! The cover's on tight." + +Between the grovelling legs of two infuriated men, fighting +like demons for leeway from the horrid cage, Antony caught a +glimpse of it and realised that it was, indeed, completely +fastened. Though it rolled and bounded under the lashings of its +excited occupant, it was securely padlocked, and another moment of +frenzied struggle for the door-flaps emptied the tent sufficiently +to give passage to two angry men who threw a heavy canvas over the +cage and righted it, breathing hard. + +One of these as he rose to his feet met Antony's eyes, shifted his +gaze to the fainting girl on his arm, and thrust his hand into the +capacious pocket of his flapping linen coat. + +"Try her with this," he said shortly, "I've got the crowd to +settle. Then we'll kill the Frenchy, and then we'll leave!" + +Antony forced the offered flask into the girl's mouth and +dragged her backward through the open flap. As the air reached her +she gasped and choked, gulping down the strong spirit nervously, +then stiffening herself in his arm and adjusting her hat. + +"Your town is not dull, at any rate, Mr. Tony!" she observed, and +the observation, though a little breathless, was almost perfectly +under her control. + +Antony felt his admiration rise into his eyes, nor did he seek to +conceal it. + +"You are a brave, sensible--for heaven's sake, what's the matter +now?" he cried anxiously, staring at a point behind her. +Involuntarily she turned and looked in the same direction. + +The greater part of the crowd had scattered and fled far down the +long hill; only a few groups of the most hardy and venturesome +among the villagers remained at varying distances from the deserted +tent. The most important of these groups now fell apart slightly, +disclosing as its centre a large and writhing human figure, prone +on the grass. The light box coat, the great goggles, proclaimed +this figure the ill-fated mechanician. Even as he sprawled and +twisted, the men who surrounded him turned and looked at +Antony and his companion, and there was an unpleasant fixity, an +unmistakable threatening, in their regard that chilled the young +gentleman slightly, though he was utterly at a loss as to its +import. Presently one of the men caught his eye and beckoned +commandingly. + +"They seem to want me over there," he said to the girl, with an +attempt at unconcern, "perhaps I'd better step over a moment--I'll +return immediately. You don't object?" + +She looked at him with a curious vague smile, then shook her head +slowly. This he took for acquiescence to his request, and as she +said nothing, he left her and joined the group about the prostrate +foreigner. She stared idly at him, but appeared little +impressed by his irritated and repeated pantomimic denials of what +was, to judge from the faces of the men, a grave charge of some +sort. Even when he threw off a hand on his arm and hastened angrily +back to her, his countenance dark with angry concern, she did not +alter that vague smile, and this vexed him still further, as he +began to explain their situation. + +"I am very, very sorry Miss--Miss Nette," he began, his voice +fairly trembling with irritation, "but a most absurd and disgusting +complication has arisen. This French fellow swears he has been +bitten, and they think he is accusing you of hissing at the snake. +I don't think he is really such a cad as all that, but he is +practically hysterical, and now I don't believe he knows what he is +saying. There is certainly some mark on his wrist and one of the +men says that he saw the snake's head touch him, and they have +filled him so thoroughly with whisky that he really is not +responsible for what he says. I think,"--he marvelled at her lack +of fright or emotion of any kind--"indeed, I am sure, that they have +merely misunderstood his broken French, but these people are so +idiotically obstinate, you know. They've sent for a doctor, +and they insist that they hold--me responsible, and that if we +don't stay here quietly they'll--in short, I don't see what to do. +I'm dreadfully sorry." + +He paused, ready for reproaches, for tears, for rebellion. But none +of these was apparent. + +"How silly!" said Nette carelessly, glancing a moment at the group +of men. + +Antony felt slightly relieved, but only slightly. + +"I'm afraid that it can be made quite disagreeable, however," he +explained gently, "though it is silly. The fellow deserved to be +bitten--if he is, which I'm not at all certain of," he interjected +hastily, "and it's none of our business and all his fault; but I've +tried everything--bribing and bullying--and we seem to be caught +here. I regret it so much--as soon as we can get to my uncle, it +will be all right, of course, but nobody here will take a message +for me and--and I think perhaps it will make less publicity and +fuss, you know, if we go quietly with--with whoever they ask us to +and . . ." + +He ground his teeth--if only he had been alone! He saw himself the +butt of the whole college, nick-named for eternity, blamed by his +uncle, that bulwark of convention, self-disgraced by reason of +utter, crude failure in this, the greatest social crisis of his +life. It was maddening, humiliating--and this thick-skinned, +feather-headed girl by his side seemed absolutely indifferent to +her (to say the least) embarrassing situation. Stealing a glance at +her he perceived that she was still smiling. Nay, more, she now +directed the smile straight at him, and though its warm brightness +cheered him irrationally for a moment, it was for a moment only, +and the gloom of their plight shut round him again as he caught the +eye of the leader of the hostile group beyond. + +Suddenly he felt a tug at his coat, turned to see the gleaming red +head of the author of all his woes, and seized him by the arm with +a confused idea of vengeance. + +"The doctor's coming, mister, he's nearly got here!" panted this +unconscious instrument of Fate, "and I'll bet that foreign man +dies! I'll bet he does! He got a terrible bite! Did you see it?" + +Antony throttled the boy hastily and looked apprehensively at his +companion; he had hoped to spare her this. To his surprise she +turned to the child and laughed lightly. + +"Oh, dear, no!" she said, "he won't die, little boy. Chauffeurs +don't die--they explode!" + +Antony had a sense of moral shock. This passed frivolity. Really, +the girl was scarcely human; sympathy was wasted on her. + +"Did you know the sheriff was coming?" the freckled-faced imp +pursued, after a mildly contemptuous stare at his patron's +incomprehensible friend. "I wouldn't go with him, if I was you. My +uncle says he's got no right to make you." + +"Of course he's got no right," Antony exclaimed angrily, "but what +can I do about it? I can't fight eight or ten men, can I? I'd +rather go than be carried." + +"Why don't you jump into that automobile?" the boy asked abruptly. +"I would. She goes easy--I saw him start her up before. She'll +whizz off, I'll bet you!" + +The girl turned abruptly. "That's it!" she cried; "let's do that, +Mr. Tony!" + +In a flash he caught the practical possibility of the scheme. Once +at his uncle's and the affair was finished. But common sense gave +pause. + +"I can't run the thing," he admitted with vexation, "I don't know +the first thing about them." + +"Oh, that's nothing--they run themselves!" she said competently, +"I'm used to them. Hurry--here comes a man, now!" + +It was indeed the fact that a burly, self-satisfied creature was +advancing towards them, and Antony's blood boiled at the pompous +rustic's meaning glance. + +"Come, come, Mr. Tony!" she urged excitedly. + +"Can you run?" he muttered desperately, "it's no good if you can't, +you know." + +"Of course I can," she replied, and he noted how different the +tones of her voice had grown, how much richer and more alluring. "I +can beat you to the car! Come!" + +The freckled boy plucked at his coat urgingly, and in a moment, as +one flees in dreams, he was dashing down the slight slope that led +to the little tableland at the head of the steeper hill where the +huge car stood, pointed towards freedom. + +A hoarse, suety cry issued from the constable, answered by the +farther group; a number of men rushed hastily in their direction, +but no one seemed to realise the object of their flight and the way +was left clear. The red-headed boy bounded beside them, +whooping madly; Nette's pale skirt flashed valiantly a trifle ahead +of them; the loose stones rolled under their flying feet. + +With a light bound the girl dropped on the wide leather seat, and +Antony tumbled in after her, an agile village boy almost at his +heels. Even as it was, this boy would have seized him had not the +freckled arbiter of their destinies dexterously tripped him, +grinning derisively at his downfall as he dashed to the side of the +car and panted: + +"Let her go, mister, let her go!" + +Mechanically Antony grasped the steering wheel as he had seen +others grasp it and turned to his companion. But she had toppled +breathless against his shoulder and huddled there motionless. He +stared helplessly at the approaching pursuit--his head whirled. + +"Here, I'll pull it!" cried the red-headed urchin and fumbled +mysteriously at Antony's feet. A low, raucous buzzing began +forthwith, and as three men dashed up to them triumphantly, the +great car shuddered a moment and lurched down the hill, gathering +speed with every quarter-second. + +There flashed before Antony's eyes a quick panorama of the extended +Frenchman, the kneeling doctor, the threatening men; his ears +resounded with the gleeful cackle of that freckled Fate who had +launched them, and then he faced an empty country road, silent but +for the whirring of their chariot. He turned his face to the girl, +unconsciously moving the simple steering apparatus so as to keep +the car in the middle of the road, while he spoke. + +"May I trouble you to take this now?" he said politely. "Your +knowledge of this business has undoubtedly saved you a great deal +of mortifying bother and delay." + +She stiffened sensibly beside him, and in her voice he caught no +hint of the momentary rich abandon that he had noticed at the +beginning of their flight, for she spoke with the cool and airy +dryness of their first meeting. + +"My knowledge?" she repeated, with an obviously sincere surprise, +"my knowledge? What do you mean? Why should I take it? I never +handled a car in my life!" + +Antony's fingers stiffened and grew damp against the wheel. For a +few sick seconds he sat utterly silent, stunned and incredulous, +not knowing what he did, while his hands, with a strange muscular +memory all their own of the days when he had propelled a +little mechanical velocipede steered by a wheel, kept the whirring +vehicle in the centre of the long, empty road. + +"Good heavens!" he muttered at last, "I thought you told me--you +certainly said--I understood you--oh, the devil!" + +"Put your foot on something!" Nette cried feverishly; "that's the +way they do! It can't be hard to stop it for just a moment. Put +your foot----" + +With that she stamped her little white shoe on a round metal disc +projecting like a toadstool from the floor in front of her, and +immediately, whether from that cause alone, or because Antony +unwittingly complicated the manoeuvre by some untoward pressure of +knee or wrist, the car, with a tremendous jerk, began to revolve +backward upon itself in a dizzy swoop. A moment more had seen them +in the deep ditch beside the road, had not Antony dislodged her +foot with an ungraceful but timely kick and allowed the mechanism +to right itself and lumber into its course again. + +"For God's sake, sit still!" he shouted hoarsely. "Is it possible +you do not understand you are in danger? Do you wish to kill or +maim us both before it is necessary? I order you to sit perfectly +quiet until I tell you to jump!" + +"Very well," she replied meekly, with a short, frightened intake of +the breath, and they sped along. + + +THE FLIGHT + + + +II. + +THE FLIGHT + +ANTONY had now--so wonderfully resilient is youth--won sufficient +confidence in himself to realise that there was yet a chance of +bringing this dangerous expedition to some sort of successful +issue, if fate should prosper them with a straight and empty road. +They were not, fortunately, travelling at any tremendous rate of +speed; though jumping from the car would have been extremely +unwise, it remained a possibility, at least, and if, as was fairly +probable, the car had already travelled a considerable distance, +its motive power would become exhausted sooner or later and they +could dismount safely. In a few curt sentences he explained the +situation, as it appeared to him, to his companion. + +"I must beg you to believe," he concluded, "that I somehow got a +distinct impression of your telling me that you were used to +managing these things--I cannot understand how I could have +made such a mistake. I am particular in repeating this, because in +case of accident--and it would be the merest idiocy to deny that a +very grave accident is quite likely to happen at any moment--I do +not want you to think too hardly of me. But of course your realise +that unless I had been quite certain of your ability I should never +have attempted such a foolhardy thing." + +She made no answer, and at the risk of losing his straight course +he stole a rapid glance at her. + +To his surprise she was crimson with what was obvious, even to his +fleeting view, as embarrassment. Her fingers twisted nervously; the +tears that suffused her eyes were certainly not tears of grief or +fright. She bit furiously at her under lip, and began more than one +sentence that faltered away into confusion. Indeed, they had +triumphantly climbed and descended a hill that sent Antony's heart +into his throat before she succeeded in the task she evidently +loathed but had as evidently determined to fulfil. + +"Mr.--Mr. Tony," she began suddenly, alarmed in her turn at their +increased speed as they went down the hill, "in case, as you say, +anything should happen, I must tell you something. When I said +that about--about my running the car perfectly well----" + +"You didn't, of course, put it in that way," he interjected, as she +seemed unable to go on. + +"Oh, didn't I?" she asked. "I thought you said I did." + +"You said that they ran themselves, you remember, and that you were +used to them," he reminded her, "and I took that to mean----" + +"Oh, that's what I said," she repeated, thoughtfully. + +"Don't you know what you said?" he demanded, a spasm of terror +catching him and quickening his heart-beat as a great waggon loomed +into sight horribly near them. Despairingly he glanced at the +shining metal paraphernalia that encompassed him--his eye fell upon +an unmistakable brass horn at his right, terminating in a rubber +bulb. This could be but one thing, and cautiously loosening one +clammy hand from the wheel, he pressed the bulb nervously. A loud, +harsh cry from its brazen throat relieved him inexpressibly and +sent a glow of confidence through him. He repeated the pressure, +the driver of the cart looked leisurely around, and with a +scowl drew off to one side of the road. Antony's blood resumed its +normal pace, and as the course was now clear for a moment, anyway, +he repeated his question: + +"Don't you know what you said?" + +The trees, the full brooks, the grazing cattle, unrolled behind +them like a painted ribbon for several seconds before she answered. +At length his ear caught a faint, short murmur. + +"N--no." + +"Why not?" he demanded briefly. + +"I would rather not tell you," she replied with a return of her old +spirit. + +"You must tell me," he said angrily. "Here come two carriages--oh, +why did I never notice how they stopped these things? Reach under +my arms and squeeze that horn--quick!" + +The carriages separated and he went, quaking, between them. + +"Now, go on--this luck can hardly last," he warned her. "I intend +to know for how much of this nightmare I am responsible." + +"You are responsible for all of it, then," she cried recklessly. +"You had not the slightest excuse for making me drink all that +nasty, burning stuff!" + +Regardless of his wheel, Antony turned and stared at her, and only +her shriek of terror saved them from the stone wall that bordered a +curve in the road. + +"You mean you were----" + +"If you dare to say it I shall jump!" she interrupted, plucking +nervously at her skirt, and he saw that she was quite capable of +carrying out the threat. + +"But--but you drank it yourself--I thought you knew----" he +stammered. + +"It was down in my throat--I couldn't help it--I pushed it away as +soon as I could--I never tasted anything but champagne and sherry +and I thought they were all the same, those things. . ." + +She was on the point of tears now, and even in his keen sense of +danger Antony was conscious of a gratified consciousness of that +calm masculine superiority so long denied him. + +"I see, I see," he said hastily. "I am very sorry. I did the best I +could at the time: I am not accustomed to resuscitating fainting +young ladies and I rather lost my head. I assure you that I assume +all the blame." + +"I think you had better," she replied vindictively, and Antony's +conscious magnanimity collapsed instantly into an intense +irritation. + +"I must beg you to observe," he said, somewhat jerkily, as they +bounced up and down the irregularities of a rough country road, +"that I am hardly responsible, even with the best will in the +world, for your inability to consume five or six swallows of bad +whisky without--without----" in a panic of terror as her hands flew +to her skirts and her knees stiffened, he concluded +impotently, "oh, have it any way you like! It's all my fault. Now, +for heaven's sake, sit still and listen to me. Do you or do you not +know anything whatever about motor cars? I ask because it is +absolutely necessary," he added hastily. + +"I know nothing whatever about them," she returned with an icy +finality, an air of uninterested irresponsibility, that maddened +even while it appalled him. + +"Very good; neither do I," he said. "We are, as you see, on a long, +empty, practically uninhabited country road. This is extremely +fortunate for us, but it will not last much longer, for we are +coming into Huntersville, which was, on the occasion when I last +went through it in one of these ungodly machines, full of babies, +chickens, unhitched horses, and large, disagreeable dogs. Rather +than go through Huntersville I would run this thing at a tree, now. +If I could estimate the force of the shock, I'd do it anyway. But I +cannot estimate it, and I do not want to frighten you to death. +Besides, it might send the thing backward. The same reasoning +applies to a steep bank. Now, as I remember it, there is a wild +sort of road that turns off to the left very soon and goes up +a long hill somewhere or other. I haven't the least idea where, but +it must lead to something. My idea would be to go up that road and +try to wear the machinery out on it. If it runs into a field, it +can't be helped. At any rate, I think there is less risk. Are you +willing to try it?" + +His sincere and serious manner had its effect and she answered +simply, "Anything that you think is best, of course. But could we +not experiment a little, and try to stop it? It cannot be anything +very complicated, since it has to be done so often." + +"No, no, no!" Antony cried nervously, "not while I'm in my right +mind! It may seem foolish to you," he continued more stiffly, "but +I have reached my limit of experiment. I--I know nothing of any +kind of machinery--I loathe it. As soon as I began anything of that +sort, my nerve would go. You remember the result when you stamped +on that brass knob? Well, I admit that I am not equal to a +repetition, to be quite frank." + +"I thought men always understood machinery," she murmured +impatiently. "All the men I know are quite clever at it." + +Now, curiously enough, this pettish and really inexcusable +fling did not produce its presumable effect upon Antony. Whether he +felt that it was partly justified and that he was really in some +sort unworthy of his sex, or whether the actuality of their +pressing danger rendered him immune as regards such flighty stabs, +is not known, but it remains a fact that he merely pursed his lips +indulgently and spoke as follows: + +"You are indeed fortunate in your acquaintance. I regret that +practice in steering horses, sail boats, bob sleds and to a certain +small extent, dirigible balloons, has left me little leisure--and +less inclination--for these evil-smelling devil-waggons. Neither +the steamfitter nor the engineer has ever appealed to me----" + +He ceased abruptly, and as his voice died out she looked +questioningly at him, for even her slight acquaintance with the +young gentleman had taught her that he was not one to leave a +well-planned sentence incomplete from choice. + +"What is it?" she asked breathlessly. + +"That wild road is on the other side of Huntersville!" he said, +with an utter absence of comment that impressed her more deeply +than any of his previous conversational embroideries. + +Indeed, the pointed spire of the Huntersville church rose white +before them and scattered houses even now lined the road. + +"I wish we were going uphill now," Antony began, "and I should +advise you to jump. I don't believe you'd make such a mess of it as +a great many girls would be likely to. Of course, you might have on +the last hill, but I hated the idea of it. It may be steering will +do. But if it's a question of running someone down, you'll have to, +of course, and I'll turn sharp about and take my chance. Or aim at +tree. Now, blow the horn hard, please, and when I say jump, go the +way the car is going, and clear it well. You may sprain your ankle +or get a bruise or two, but that won't kill you. It's a small sort +of place, and we might get through. Don't stop the horn a moment. +What's that idiot doing?" + +On the side of the road an overgrown boy of eighteen hopped wildly +on one foot, the other stretched at right angles in front of him, +while his lank red wrists beat the air like the arms of a windmill. + +These apparently purposeless evolutions he performed mechanically +so long as his ungainly figure filled their vision, and the +maniac appearance of the yokel rasped Antony's over-strained nerves +unendurably. + +"If that is a fair sample of Huntersville youth, it would be a real +blessing to the community to murder a few," he muttered +malevolently, as they dashed, at what seemed to him a terribly +accelerated pace, into the little town. A large sign-board sprang +up suddenly, as it seemed, and faced them. + +_Village limits. Slow down to six miles an hour_ (it read) _by +order of Commissioners. Offenders Will be_---- + +But Antony, though desirous of reading further, even at the cost of +a halt, was unable to do so. + +It was high noon and the main artery of travel could not have +assumed a condition more favourable to an unwilling excursionist. +Save for a group of children, which scattered to safety at +the steady warning of the horn, and a laggard team of greys, +whose languid progress from the middle of the road to their +legitimate anchorage at the side cost their master his hind wheel, +only a pompous speckled hen disputed their right of way. To his +companion's shriek of horror--"The hen! The hen, Mr. Tony!"--Antony +replied only, through set teeth, "This is no time to think of hens-- +blow that horn!" and drove like Attila the implacable over whatever +of domesticity and motherhood that obstinate fowl may have +represented. One more heap of empty barrels making a treacherous +curve, one more angry woman, leaping into a puddle to protect her +wide-eyed urchin, one heart-stifling ne'er-do-weel lurching at the +last possible quarter-second with drunken luck, out of +destruction's way, and it was over: Antony, firmly convinced +that his hair must be snowy white, suffered the pent-up breath to +escape at last from his lungs, only to catch it desperately again +as a burly man, whose ostentatiously drawn-back coat displayed a +gleaming metal badge, stood deliberately before them, not a hundred +feet away, and waved his hand with unmistakable meaning. In this +hand fluttered a bit of yellow paper which recalled irresistible +memories of the telegraph office; the other grasped a large nickel +watch that winked derisively in the sunlight. + +"Stop!" he bellowed majestically, and balanced upon his bow legs. + +On one side stretched a hastily constructed barrier of old boards +and flimsy crates through which the blue sky line gleamed in bright +bars; on the other a heavy waggon rested at an evidently +intentional slant. + +"Blow, blow!" gasped Antony, and, "Get out of the way, you fool!" +he cried with ineffective hoarseness, grinding his teeth as it +became apparent that the creature meant to brazen it through. + +"Look out! We can't stop! Oh, please go away!" + +The shrill scream of the girl at his side accomplished more than +the horn: the terror in her eyes spoke loudly for her, and with a +face wherein rage and incredulity struggled, this vidous obstructor +of highways stepped unwillingly aside and left them a scant five +feet of passageway. But for Antony, in his present state of nerves, +five feet was all too scant. Had he then escaped all the chances +and changes of this mad morning, had he won through by a +miracle of success, only to be balked at the last by an +incalculable old village marplot? Should a paunchy waddler of this +sort wreck at once his pride and his car? Thus he frothed and +boiled in his heart, and perhaps that overheated organ clouded his +eyes and vibrated in his wrists, for the heavy front wheels of the +great vehicle crashed into the flimsy right-hand barrier, mowed +down the crates and planking as if they had been of straw, +scattered them, crackling and clattering, far and wide; and worse +than this, the hind wheels, with an utterly unintentional flirt +which had nevertheless all the effect of a malicious and +brilliantly executed manoeuvre, jolted the barrier-waggon so +violently that the horse attached to it sprang quickly forward, +thus unfortunately upsetting the pursy and authoritative native who +had retreated to that side for safety. Down he rolled in the dust, +yelling frantically, while the frightened horse with a sharp turn +fled back through the town, scattering still further the wreckage +of the ill-fated barricade. Nette, turning involuntarily, saw all +this and saw, too, that even as he bit the dust the outraged wearer +of the metal badge still clutched, and as it seemed to her +brandished, with a sinister motion the square of yellow paper. + +She stole a glance at Antony, but his set jaw and lowering brow did +not invite confidences, and she sat in silence during the few +remaining moments that sufficed to set them free of the village +outskirts. + +"Here is the road," said Antony briefly as they turned into a +winding, stony track that closed behind them like a gate; and on +this occasion no untoward happening checked the deep breath that he +allowed himself. + +"I have ridden along this road ten miles at least," he continued, +"and it is practically deserted. They have to keep it in some sort +of shape because it is the only way they have to haul timber in the +autumn from the woods beyond, and telegraph poles; then they send +them away by boat down the river. I never followed it to the end, +but I should suppose it would wind into Brookdale, which is on the +Northern Trunk Division, and nowhere near us by rail, you know." + +"Brookdale . . . Brookdale?" she murmured vaguely, as he seemed to +be waiting for her to speak. + +"What I propose to do," he went on, quite easily now, and steering +the car, within the simple limits possible, almost unconsciously, +"is to go on like this as long as the road is deserted as it is +now. As soon as we reach Brookdale--or whatever village we touch +first--I will try to find a big enough sweep to turn around in and +simply retrace our way. This I shall continue to do until this +brutal machinery runs down. It will be dull, but safe. All the +farmhouses have turns for their own waggons, and I can be fairly +sure of a clear path around a watering trough or sign board, you +see. There is a good broad sweep, I noticed, in front of the last +farm before we turn into the woods here and I'm not afraid to go as +near Huntersville as that. To begin with, they'd never believe that +we would be so foolish as to come back, and they will naturally +suppose that we took the regular state road and got across the +river; touring-cars like this don't go up this way--unless they are +obliged to," he added grimly, as an unusually rough spot shook them +till their very teeth rattled. "I hope you approve of this plan?" +he concluded politely. + +"I suppose it is the best thing to do, considering +everything," she answered after a little pause, "though I wish . . . +when shall we reach Brookdale?" + +"I am unable to tell you," Antony replied with a touch of asperity, +"and I really cannot see what difference it makes, since we can +hardly hope to stop there on our first trip." + +"To be sure," she said, "I forgot. You manage the car so well that +I forgot that you can't do anything you like with it. You must +excuse me." + +At these words a comforting and fragrant warmth, the very subtle +aroma of well-being, stole about Antony's heart, and his face +relaxed insensibly. He could the more readily excuse her ingenuous +error because he had more than once in the last hour fallen into it +himself. It was difficult to believe that his control of this +cumbrous soft-bitted monster, answering so sweetly to the slightest +contraction of his wrist, was merely nominal; that only the most +extraordinary good fortune stood between him and crushing ruin. + +"Why do you suppose that ugly fat man wanted to stop us, Mr. Tony?" +Nette demanded suddenly--"did he have any right to, or any reason?" + + +Antony sighed thoughtfully, and his various feelings struggled in +his face. + +"As to his rights," he answered judicially, "I really could not +say. He certainly had some kind of badge. But as to his reasons, I +fear the only difficulty will be to count them." + +"To count them?" she repeated curiously. "Are there so many, then?" + +Antony shrugged his shoulders expressively. + +"In the first place," he began, "we are supposed to have purposely +irritated an extremely unpleasant old snake to the point of biting, +perhaps fatally, a French chauffeur. If fatally, the law wants us +on that account. In the second place, we have stolen a large +and costly touring car and are apparently occupied in making away +with it as fast as possible. And the law wants us on that account. +In the third place, we have violated the speed regulations of +Huntersville and refused to stop when called upon to answer for it, +and the law wants us on that account. In the fourth place, we have +knocked down and, for all I know, seriously injured an official of +Huntersville, and the law wants us on that account. Do I make +myself clear?" + +"Quite clear," she replied soberly, and then, without the slightest +warning, she burst into a rich gurgle of laughter, so rollicking +and infectious that Antony had joined her before he realised it, +and the wood rang with their united mirth. The massive mechanism, +whose least lever they could not have explained, had it been to +save their lives, rolled ponderously along, clanking and hissing +beneath them; and they, perched like flippant butterflies on its +upholstered surface, chuckled and trilled and rejoiced in their +youth. As the Indian child leads the mighty elephant by a leash of +meadow grass, so Antony directed his car with a flick of the wrist, +and like the child thought nothing of what he did, save that it was +amusing and showed forth his mightiness. Death glided along +beside them, revolving softly with each turn of the four broad +tires; terror lurked at every vine-twisted bend in the road; not a +smooth beech nor a rough chestnut but might have hidden behind it +some horrid destiny--and they rode on lightly, as the froth on the +breaker before it crashes on the beach. + +Upon Antony, indeed, positive serenity had fallen, and a +consciousness of readiness for any emergency. It was with some +strong sense of this that he leaned down to his companion and said +with a masterful smile--the smile of one whose thorough +acquaintance with himself precludes any idea of self-gratulation: + +"Perhaps, my dear Miss Nette, it is, after all, as well that you +have one of us despised young fellows with you to-day? Even the +most fascinating of greybeards might have found this crisis a +little too much for him?" + +Only the lowest curve of her flushed cheek was visible. Grapelike +curls of warm brown shielded her eyes, but he remembered their +astonishing blue and glanced with keen appreciation at her silken +instep to strengthen the memory. When all was said, what pluck she +had! How many girls would have skimmed so swiftly and surely +down that hill, would have faced a danger so evident with such +buoyant courage, would have smiled so comradely in the face of +fear? What if her tongue were a little sharp? She was not the +ordinary brainless twitterer of her age. And something more than +brain had flashed and deepened in her eyes. . . . She was speaking. + +"Perhaps, my dear Mr. Tony," she responded affably--alas, too +affably--"it is, after all, as well to remember that even the least +fascinating of greybeards would be hardly likely to involve me in +such a crisis!" + +The car rose to a large irregular stone that punctuated the already +rough road, and Antony bounced angrily from his seat, descending +with a shock that jarred his spine throughout its length. It seemed +to him that the machinery clanked and laboured more heavily, that +they were going a little more slowly; only a little, perhaps, but +still more slowly. But he was too vexed to care if their progress +were slow or quick. He loathed the pert, confident creature at his +side from the bottom of his heart. Viewed in the sudden sultry heat +of his feelings, what was her self-possession but brazen +effrontery? Was such diabolic quickness of _riposte_ even +creditable to her years and sex? He considered the situation +briefly: why were they in their present plight? Because, to put the +matter baldly, he had been misled by the statements of a young +woman who had openly admitted herself in no condition to be held +responsible for her words--a pretty state of things! Really, it was +hardly . . . hardly . . . but she was speaking again. + +"Mr. Tony," she said softly (she had the knack of making a soft +murmur rise above the clamour of the machinery), "please do not +think, Mr. Tony, that I do not appreciate your courage, and--and +sensibleness after it all happened! And I fully realise that it was +partly my--that I--that if I had not----" + +"Not at all," he answered stiffly, taking pity in spite of himself +at her evident embarrassment. "As you implied, the initial +responsibility was all mine." + +But though his words were stiff, his heart had grown insensibly +supple under the pressure of her voice. After all, what did her +condition prove--that condition that had prompted their mad flight-- +but her very innocence and ignorance of alcoholicstimulant? A +very good showing, in these relaxed and indecorous days. We should +always try to be just. + +Drifting on these conflicting tides of feeling, Antony ceased to +study the winding road with the severe scrutiny he had hitherto +applied to it, and as the way was now very rough, he failed utterly +to observe for what it was, a certain grassy cart track curving +into their path, and took it with a twist of the wheel, even as his +companion cried out in alarm. + +"What are you doing? This cannot be right!" she warned, but it was +too late, and Antony realized that on the very verge of the +wood road, just as he should have looked for a space to turn in and +retrace their safe course, he had left that course entirely and was +steering along a now barely perceptible wheelway through a rough +and rolling pasture lot. + +He shut his lips tightly and affected not to have heard her, and +for a few seconds they rode, in silence, through the stony field. +Suddenly she grasped his arm and for the first time terror +sharpened her voice. + +"Oh! oh! see those cows! Oh, don't you see them? Go back! Go back!" + +Antony shook her off impatiently and grazed a stump on the right +only to bump against a jagged boulder on the left. The car was +undoubtedly moving more slowly; he could swear to it. + +"I believe it is an established fact that the cow is not +carnivorous," he observed, peering in spirit to the limits of the +field and wondering if he could turn in case a stone wall +threatened. + +"I am going to jump," she announced quietly, and a spasm of fear +shot through him remembering the pointed stubble and the flinty +rocks. + + + +"Listen," he commanded, "and try not to be a little idiot. What +harm can a cow do you? Or if it could"--with a burst of +inspiration--"why should you throw yourself into the middle of +them--perhaps with a broken leg?" + +A smothered gasp told him that this shot had told, and he drove on +grimly; the nearly obliterated track led straight into the nibbling +herd. As the monstrous, labouring chariot neared them they lifted +their heads, stared gloomily a moment, and lumbered off, herding +into a clumsy canter as the unknown enemy gained on them. Stunted +firs rose here and there beside the track; the wheels crushed the +smaller stumps now, and tipped more alarmingly as they took the +unavoidable stones. They two might have been the first (or last) of +human pairs in all the world, for they rode utterly alone between +the dun earth and the blue sky. Each moment Antony expected to +wake, gripping the sheets, and each moment this dreamlike progress, +this mad chase of dappled cows, this pitching, tossing, clangorous +flight, grew more real, more ludicrous, more menacing. + +Suddenly the path grew smoother; even, it seemed to Antony, more +slippery. The wheels took a different motion, the noise of +machinery grew by tiny degrees less and lower and died into a +drone. It almost seemed that they were gliding with the force of +gravity alone, for the track (now a broad muddy band) dipped +slightly but steadily. They appeared to be bound for a providential +gap in an ugly stone wall; below this stretched a wonderfully green +field bounded by a thick row of feathery sage-coloured trees, the +first full foliage they had seen. + +Drugged with the steady head-wind of their flight, his hands +mechanically glued to the wheel, his brain a mere phonograph that +sang, over and over, "Keep in the track! Keep In the track!" Antony +took his juggernaut through the scant six feet in the wall, marked +how those of the cattle that had crowded through the opening made +for the thinnest place in the fringe of trees, tried to estimate +the force of a collision with one of those gnarled and twisted +trunks, and realised to his horror that all power of initiative +was exhausted in him. Helpless and hypnotised, fatalistic as a +wild-riding Arab, he could only sit and grasp the wheel and wonder +vaguely what would happen. Would she jump? He was practically +certain that the motive-power was completely or nearly +exhausted, and that they were slipping along on a different and +sloping soil. Even as this flashed through his mind he saw a +welcome gap in the sage-green trees and made for it, though in +doing so he left the path, which, for that matter, split +inexplicably into many tiny paths. + +What was that behind the green? What fields or walls or trees are +blue? What blue shimmers and sparkles? . . . + +"Jump! Jump!" he cried, hoarsely, but she sat fascinated, turned to +stone by his side. + +As one watches the water in a globe of coloured glass by the +seashore and smiles at the tiny splashing mites that sport in it, +so Antony watched a large red-and-white cow stagger helplessly down +a steepish slope, and smiled as she plunged clumsily into the broad +river. "It is beyond her depth, for she is swimming," he thought, +and then they hung for three seconds on the brink of the tiny +slope, a maddening three seconds, in which they might have jumped, +but could not--and plunged, with a sharp, sweet scream from the +rigid girl by his side, into the river. It rose up strangely, as it +seemed, to meet them, and with the cold shock of the water +Antony's will returned to him, and he rolled over the side of the +car before it was quite submerged, dragging Nette with him, and +pitching her over beyond him with his left arm. She slipped from +his grasp by the very force of the movement and went down, and the +current caught them both. + + + + + +THE RETURN + + + +III. + +THE RETURN + +EVEN as he sank in the river, Antony perceived that he was in the +grip of a terrible current. He struck out with all his strength +against it for a moment, instinctively, before he realised that it +was folly to combat it; and as he rose to the surface, staring +eagerly along the course of its tugging compulsion, he saw, as he +had hoped to see, a sleek small head several yards in advance of +him. With a shout of encouragement he made for the small, floating +dot, and swam as he had never swam before, marking its distance +each second in order to be able to dive when it should disappear. +But it did not disappear. To his delight it floated serenely along, +and as he caught up with it, still yelling in his excitement, it +turned towards him. + +"Don't you think you might as well stop that noise, now?" said +Nette calmly. "We seem to be saved. Is it far to the shore?" + +Antony's jaw dropped and he swallowed more of the river water than +was conducive to his comfort. + +"I--I don't know, really," he gasped, "but it can't be, of course, +if this beastly current will only let us land. Shall I hold you a +little? Aren't you tired?" + +"Not yet" she answered briefly. "I'll let you know. Of course my +clothes make a dif----" + +She paused abruptly and devoted her breath to keeping up with him. +Antony was a strong and rapid swimmer and had had more than one +occasion to practice the art when fully dressed. Rising on his +stroke, he glanced about him and saw with joy that the current was +sweeping them gradually, though not directly, to the left bank of +the river. He could in fact discern their course in the different +texture of the water as it sparkled in the sun. + +"Just put your hand on my shoulder," he begged. "There's no use +wasting your strength. I think we ought to be there in five +minutes, at this rate. It must be awfully hard in those skirts." + +Her breath came short and hard now; with a slight motion of her +head she indicated her assent, and placed her hand on his shoulder, +and they slid in silence through the water. The bank, which now +loomed clearly over them, was quite high at this point, and Antony +deliberately neglected more than one place where a brief effort +would have got them out of the current, in order to make sure of an +easy slope by which to land. Suddenly his eye lit on what he had +been waiting for, a winding, easy path up through the cleared +underbrush, with a rough, three-sided shanty near it. + +"Here we are!" he cried encouragingly. "I think I can get you +across--by Jove, it's taking us there!" + +And this was so: the current, with a distinct twist, urged them in +towards shore, and in a moment more Antony touched the bottom of +the river and towed his companion, now hanging heavily on him, in +to safety. They dragged themselves wearily up the little path, +soggy and dripping, Nette's skirts heavy with water, and sat down +with one accord on a sunny rock in front of the decaying old +building, evidently a deserted boathouse, from the coils of rope +and broken oars that lay there. They looked dully at each other, +and as they looked they shivered, for hot as was the sun, the +river, not yet warmed by this specious early spring, had chilled +them to the bone. + +Antony shook himself and tried to overcome the lassitude that had +crept on him. + +"Well, here we are!" he said tentatively, pressing his teeth +together to hide their chattering. "It is a mighty good thing you +swim so well, isn't it? Now we must get out of this as soon as +possible--your lips are blue. I suppose you really ought to run +about a little, oughtn't you?" + +"I suppose so," she assented wearily, "but I shall not do so, +nevertheless. Is there no house near here?" + +They gazed about them, but no chimney, no red barn, no white +steeple, rewarded the inspection. Robinson upon his isle could have +felt himself no more abandoned. Jutting headlands cut off their +view up and down the river; high pasture land broken with woods +covered all they could see on the opposite bank, and the one upon +which they found themselves appeared to consist entirely of sand +pits, gnarled roots, and fallen trees, with what seemed a rather +formidable forest behind. + +"It seems idiotic," Antony began, "and of course we must be +somewhere--this is a ridiculous sort of country; one would think we +were in the middle of Africa--but just at the moment I cannot say +that I see any signs of humanity but this old boathouse. I will +take a run up beyond that little promontory and look about. Please +jump up and down while I am gone, and could you not take that skirt +off and dry it in the sun?" + +She nodded. + +"And by the way," she observed casually, "where is the motor-car, do +you suppose?" + +Antony sat down from sheer force of surprise. He had utterly +forgotten the motor-car. Life to him had begun anew when he +staggered up the bank. He looked piteously over the shining river. + +"Well, we've done it, now!" he exclaimed, and as he sat in huddled +misery a fit of senseless laughter shook him, nor was his dripping +companionlong in joining him. They laughed till the decayed +old boathouse echoed, and when, from very fatigue, they stopped, no +trifles such as cold or wet or isolation or the justly merited +terror of the Law could cloud their invincible youth after that +baptism of mirth. + +"Anyway," Antony began, his voice still shaking, "we are on the +other side of the river, and there is no bridge for two miles, +certainly, and we came through a pasture to get here and so the old +car is pretty safe to be under the mud by the time she could be +traced. They say the bottom is mostly quicksand all about here--if +we are here--for heaven's sake, what is that?" + +He pointed to a black rectangular object floating placidly on to +shore, not ten feet from them. + +"It is a trunk," Nette replied excitedly, "a black, waterproof +motor trunk! And a suit case behind it! And oh, see, do you see +that hat box?" + +They held their breath as the strange squadron sailed majestically +along the guiding current into their tiny port, the trunk floating +high, displaying its white stenciled monogram proudly, the suit +case following, the absurd little chimney-pot ducking and bobbing +in the rear. Suddenly, as the suit case seemed likely to drift +out again, they rushed to the bank, and while Nette dragged the +trunk to shelter Antony strode into the water and gathered in the +smaller craft. + +They were all of wicker, with a lining of oiled silk and a covering +of thick waterproof rubber material, and as Nette pulled at the +fastenings of the trunk and flung back the lid it was at once +evident that both these shielding materials had admirably performed +their office: the contents were uninjured. They looked upon a +shallow tray divided into two parts. In one lay what was apparently +a small, fantastically shaped cloud of palest mauve. Upon one side +of this cloud there was fastened with a sort of jewel a long, soft +feather of a slightly deeper tint of mauve. This feather curled +caressingly about the cloud and Antony's experience instructed him +that the object was quite terrestrial--was, in fact, a hat. An +indistinguishable, fluffy, shimmering mass of mauve filled the +other compartment, and in the cover a cunning artificer had set a +fair-sized mirror, surrounded by numerous loops of leather which +held brushes, combs, and other toilet accessories. As Antony +regarded this collection of objects, he was aware of a long, soft +sigh, and turning to his companion he beheld her bowing as in a +trance before them, lost, like the persons in a well-known hymn, in +wonder, love and praise. + +"Oh! How perfect!" she breathed, and at the picture of her, +dripping and draggled, shivering and ecstasied, he shook his head +in thoughtful amazement. + +"Now, Miss Nette," he said abruptly, "do you know what you are +going to do. This is simply too extraordinary to be anything less +than providential. You are going to follow me into this little shed +and when I have taken the trunk there, you are going to put on +everything you can find in it. If there's anything sensible enough +there, please give yourself a good rub-down with it. Will you take +cold with your hair wet?" he added masterfully. + +Either moisture or the sight of the mauve glories had taught her +meekness, for: + +"Oh, no, my hair will dry in a few minutes--it dries very quickly," +she assured him, adding timidly, "but ought I--they are so lovely-- +have we any right----" + +"I suppose you have a right to avoid pneumonia," he interrupted her +rudely "and as far as the question of rights is concerned, this is +rather late in the day to go into that, I think!" + +He marched to the little shed, bearing the trunk, as it had been +the crown regalia, on outstretched arms, and Nette, wringing her +hair and murmurmg incoherent abnegations concerning her +unworthiness of the mauve mysteries, followed nevertheless. + +Repeating sternly his injunctions as to the value of thorough +rub-downs, he left her, and falling upon the suit case, which he +prophetically connected with the comforting masculine hat box, he +carried it behind the shed, and at a chivalrous distance opened it +Then in that deserted wood there was a silence, like that which +fell in heaven, for the space of half an hour and, it may be, a +little longer. At the end of this silence there appeared from +behind a large oak a very dignified and handsome young gentleman +attired, perhaps a thought impractically for his surroundings, +in a fleckless frock coat with the appurtenances usually +thereto accredited by our leading metropolitan tailors, such as +stiffly creased grey trousers, patent-leather shoes, and delicate +gloves dangled in the hand. Walking somewhat mincingly, this +gentleman, elaborately backing around the shed and apparently not +observing it, sought a rubber-incased hat box lying on the ground, +and stooping gingerly, unclasped it, drew from it a glossy, black +hat, and after a few affectionate strokings, which, applied to its +surface, could but recall to any student of literature the painting +of the lily, placed the same upon his sleek head with an absorbed +and even slightly terrified expression, which melted slowly into +one of deep satisfaction. After this he coughed politely and +prepared to back again around the little hut. In this operation he +was, however, interrupted by a soft tug at one of his almost +too perfect coat tails. + +"I look very well, too, I think," said a hesitating, sweet voice, +and in an instant he was bareheaded before her. + +Charming as Nette had appeared in her simple walking dress, Antony +was utterly unprepared for the picture she now presented. In the +absurd and yet wonderfully effective setting of the brown, budding +trees, the broken and forbidding rocks, against the dull background +of the dingy, decaying hut, her soft, pale tints of hat and gown +gleamed like some one of the perfumed daintinesses Watteau traced +upon his tricksy, tempting court fans. The whole costume, from the +sweeping cavalier feather to the saucy, buckled slippers, recalled +subtly that delightful pretense at Arcadia, that amusing pastoral +figuring and posturing that broke under a sigh too ardent, a +pressure too fiery, into the scented powder puff and the satin +stays. One looked for a spinet, garlanded with golden cupids, for a +white lamb smelling like Araby the blest, for a wreathed crook with +a tiny mirror artfully set in its curve. To gaze upon that +diabolically contrived simplicity was to produce in the susceptible +breast, and most particularly in the susceptible masculine +breast, an odd tumult of sensations too conflicting in their nature +for description. + +Nette's hair ran vine-like under the melting, tender-coloured +plume; her skin glowed softly rosy, and two faint violet shadows +under her brilliant eyes toned sweetly with the colours of her +misleading gown. Around her neck on a slender golden chain was hung +a singularly perfect fresh-water pearl, large, with shifting +colours, utterly unadorned by any jeweller's fancies; an odd and +very elegant bauble that caught Antony's eye instantly. + +"Mademoiselle," he began, "you are--you are----" he paused, for +genuine lack of words. "You are absurdly charming," he concluded, +not altogether lamely, after all, and she swept him a graceful +courtesy, her long, pale sash-ends floating out against the rough +bark behind her. Nor was Master Antony displeased at the +satisfaction at his appearance which he surprised in her eyes. +Intrinsically inartistic indeed is the garb of our modern male, and +yet to our accustomed eye there is a fine air of fitness, a grave +elegance, in his sombre bifurcation; an ordered poetry in his +candid vest, his lustrous neck scarf; a twinkling luxuriousness +in his polished and costly footwear. All this appeared to +perfection in Antony's dignified figure, just sufficiently above +the middle height to allow of his being called tall. + +"The sleeves," he informed her, "are a little short and I am not +sure that I have not stretched the shoulder seams a little, but the +shoes are exactly my own size. The underwear," he added absently, +"was silk. Apricot colour----" + +"My shoes," she began hastily, "are too large, but I think I can +keep them on. The skirt is too long, of course, but I can hold it +up. The hat," she concluded, with softened eyes, "I should like to +be buried in." + +"I should dislike to have you buried in it," he said briefly, "and +now," he continued briskly, "the next thing is to get away. I have +put all my things into the suit case and I will, with your +permission, put yours there too. Then we will leave the suit case +and the hat box under a pile of old boughs near where I dressed, +and the trunk--is there anything in the trunk?" he broke off. + +"No, I put them all on," she assured him, flushing delightfully. +"There was just enough--of everything." + +"I see. Well, I think we'll simply leave it here. Perhaps I might +hide it a little," and he tossed a dusty roll of cocoa matting and +a coil of rope over the receptacle, which being small became from +that moment unnoticed. + +"And now," said Antony, when he had conveyed the neat, damp roll +she handed him to its hiding place, "let us get along. We can do no +better than follow this path, which seems to grow broader, if +anything, and it stands to reason we must come out somewhere. I may +as well confess that I have a very poor idea of location, and I +don't as yet find any landmarks. From the moment that we struck off +into that field track I lost my bearings entirely. I should suppose +we were opposite--or almost opposite--Brookdale; perhaps a bit +lower down. We can get a rig and drive back probably--unless we die +of hunger," he ended angrily. "I have only a little change with me +--forgot it when I changed my clothes, of course, this morning. I +suppose, though, I could get some money on this," and he fingered +the scarf pin at his throat. It was a horseshoe of small diamonds +of the purest water, and as Nette's eyes fastened on it she started +suddenly. + +"Was that what you had on this morning?" she asked. + +"No," he answered, flushing a little. "I found it in a jeweller's +box on the top of the things in the suit case, with a letter. I +have the letter--it says only 'Amory' on it. I put the pin on," a +trifle shamefacedly, "more or less to go with the whole rig, you +know!" + +Antony looked very boyish as he made this confession and Nette +could but smile as he fingered the little horseshoe consciously. +This smile was not lost upon the youth, and turning, he walked on +in silence, advancing steadily if delicately along the path, which, +though narrow enough to force them into single file, was +sufficiently clear to afford a certain margin of safety to +Nette's billowy splendours. Antony occasionally held back a +threatening bough, and she from time to time moaned apprehensively +as some projecting stump detained her drapery for a terrifying +second; but for this they exchanged no further conversation. + +Antony's faculties, stretched to their utmost since morning, +unfortified by food, absolutely refused to rally around him on this +occasion, and though he cudgelled his brains for a solution of the +probabilities of his conduct when they should emerge from the wood, +it was a useless performance. He was capable of walking erectly +through the trees, of keeping his shoes bright, of shielding his +hat from indignity--and of nothing more. Thus oblivious to all but +the sensations of the moment, he plodded steadily on, and it was +with an expression of positive stupor that he burst all at once and +without the slightest transition of the foliage out of the rude +woods into a trim gravel road flanked by incredibly artificial +Lombardy poplars. In front of him swept a terraced lawn; far across +it rose a lordly Elizabethan mansion composed, apparently, of +weathered oak and gay window boxes; a marvellously rolled +tennis court swam before his dazzled eyes. As he felt Nette at his +side and opened his lips to speak, a loud, triumphant shout burst +upon the air and a carriage and pair stationed at the end of the +drive sprang into rapid motion towards them. + +"'Ere you are, sir! 'Ere! Just in time, sir, jump in! All right, +sir--I knew by the lady's dress--could you h'open the door +yourself, sir? Mr. Richard said he knew you'd try the old road-- +'owever did you get over the old bridge, sir? I doubt we can make +it this late, but we'll try. Excuse me, sir, but there's no time +for talk--in you go, sir!" + +Under the piercing eye of the garrulous old servant Nette slipped +into the brougham and Antony after her, as one in a dream. The fat +bays literally galloped along the crushed stone, whirled through an +elaborate iron gateway, and devoured the stretch of country road +whose scattered houses Antony tried in vain to identify. + +"Where are we going?" Nette asked fearfully, but he could only +shake his head. + +"Somewhere near a railroad station, I hope," he answered; "we +couldn't very well walk along the road dressed like this. +Evidently this old idiot knows your dress--that's very +unfortunate." + +"He cannot know it," she insisted, "for it has never been worn. I +am sure of it." + +"Nonsense," said Antony brutally, and at her incredulous +displeasure he softened only so far as to demand: + +"Then how did he know you?" + +"I don't know," she admitted, and they drew up suddenly among a +crowd of carriages and motor-cars gathered around a quaint stone +church. + +"Now we'll slip out," Antony began, when all at once a slender +young man sprang to the door of the brougham, wrenched it open, +seized Antony's hand, and burst into a torrent of language. + +"Well, you took your time, didn't you? At last! Ritchie was sick +with rage--till we got the telegram. How's Auguste? Car gave +out, of course. Poor Emily felt dreadfully. Miss---excuse me, but +all I can think of is Gertrude, you can just get in--dash over to +the cloister and they've left a place, _So_ glad to have met you-- +yes, indeed. This is Williamson. Please ask for mother's carriage +directly the ceremony is over--we're going to form an arch or +something at the house. Hurry up, old man--I had all your work. The +rest are in by this time, but I have to attend to the carriages and +you are to take in the late ones. Family on left of white ribbons-- +for heaven's sake, Miss Gertrude--_run!_" + +He dragged Nette from the step and raced her toward the church; she +lifted her skirts and skimmed like a swallow beside him. Antony +stumbled to the puffing old coachman, pulled all the silver out of +his pocket and handed it to him mechanically. + +"Thank you kindly, sir--I did my best. So many not knowing either +you or the young lady, sir, it was 'ard for us, but I did my best. +She looks beautiful, they tell me--h'isn't that some one waving for +you, sir?" + +Antony ran wildly towards the church door, whence issued a pompous +and familiar peal from the organ; a strongly accented march, to +whose measures, he reflected dizzily, no one whom he had yet +encountered had ever been able to adapt his steps. He peered up the +little, crowded aisle. Half-way along it paced a solemn party of +young men; four visions of mauve and feathers followed them, and +even as he removed his hat four more hurried past him and entered +the door. They were in couples, each bearing a great armful of +white and purple sweet peas, and the maiden nearest him in the last +couple, flushed and panting, with one bare arm, was none other than +poor Uncle Julius's godmother's own daughter's stepdaughter! She +moved demurely, her eyes downcast, the great pearl rising with her +quick breath, and Antony wiped the troubled sweat from his brow. A +stir behind him, a murmured, sighing tribute, and the bride was +passing by. White as the lilies in her hands, a frostlike veil +falling over her glistening train, she glided beside her portly +father, and the crowded little church turned to mark her passage as +a hedge of sunflowers seeks the sun. + +Antony sighed and turned to confront a massive lady swathed in +rose-coloured satin and variously adorned with precious stones of +all colours. She fixed him with a protruding grey eye and directed +toward him a hissing whisper. + +"I am the bride's Aunt!" she declared. Antony stared vaguely at +her. + +"And I hope there is a seat well to the front," she continued +severely, if hoarsely. + +With a shock of comprehension Antony thrust forward his arm. + +"I am sure that there is, madam," he said politely, "pray come with +me." + +And so it happened that he led the massive satin creature up the +aisle in the wake of that mystic procession, outwardly a mask of +courtly solicitude, but within him the premonitions of whirling +mania. He was literally faint with hunger; the strong sweetness +of the lilies and other aromatic plants disposed about the church +for its decoration affected him almost unpleasantly with their +cloying odours, and the menacing fear that with every step he was +involving himself further in a list of crimes so confused as to be, +perhaps, yet uncatalogued in the annals of the law, shadowed his soul. + +"_I, Emily Hildegarde, take thee, Richard_----" + +the tones of the frost-like bride were as clear and silvery as her +veil. Richard would encounter a certain amount of self-possession, +it appeared. But perhaps young women were all self-possessed, now. +Antony could not recall a bride that had trembled in his +experience. + +The solemn service hastened to its conclusion. Suppose the marriage +should prove to have been invalid because of a fraudulent and +criminal usher? It might be possible. . . . + +"I am sorry, but the church is filled," he murmured suavely to a +beseeching violet-scented pair, marvelling at his own self-command. + +It was over. Mendelssohn announced it and his echoes shook the +windows. Two more hopeful voyagers had launched out upon life, +arm in arm down the smiling, tearful aisle; two more combatants +with armour scarcely buckled smiled boastfully on entering the +field, nor noted that it was strewn with the breakage of their +predecessors! + +Thus cynically did Antony muse as the glowing pair swept by, when +all at once a soft voice murmured close to his ear: + +"Ask for Mrs. Williamson's carriage!" + +She was gone. They were all gone, in a perfumed cloud of mauve, and +with a bound he cleared the three entrance steps and ran to the +crowd of vehicles that began to move about. + +"Is Mrs. Williamson's carriage here?" he called loudly, and, as a +one-horse coupe drew up to him, the odour of sweet peas was wafted +across his nostrils and she swept in beside him, jealously guarding +her skirts from harmful contacts. Obedient to her imperative +gesture, he took his seat beside her, and feeling unable to combine +into any intelligible sentence his emotions and apprehensions, +gazed questioningly into her flushed and sparkling countenance. She +pressed the sweet peas to her breast, and as the carriage moved off +at a rapid pace she looked deep into his eyes and spoke. + +"Wasn't she lovely?" she said dreamily. + +Antony opened his mouth and closed it, opened it again and again +closed it. For a moment it seemed to him that his mind was reeling +from its foundations; that perhaps, after all, he was the +legitimate usher of Emily's wedding and that this lustrous-eyed +creature with him was Gertrude . . . and then a wholesome rage came +to his assistance. + +"For heaven's sake," he cried, "talk reasonably! Where are we +going? What town is this? Do you realise the awful situation we are +in? I shall go raving mad if this thing keeps up much longer!" + +She laid a small gloved hand on his knee and spoke calmly to the +quivering youth. + +"Listen," she said, "I do not see that we can do better than +go on to the house. It is a very big wedding and we can mix very +easily in the crowd if only I can get another dress--or a long +coat, somewhere. Perhaps I can. Especially now, when hardly any one +is here yet. Then you can get hold of a carriage and we can drive +to the station. We can at least get something to eat, for I know +how hungry you are. Nobody knows who half the people are at a +wedding--it is the safest place in the world for--for----" + +"For escaping criminals," he concluded bitterly, yet with an +unreasonable lightening of heart. "It is true, nobody will know me. +And perhaps I can find out where we are." + +"And who we are," she reminded him, smiling kindly. + +He was amazed at the almost maternal gentleness, the sweet poise of +her manner. She might have been the very bridesmaid she simulated. + +"Did any one speak to you?" he asked curiously. + +She shook her head. + +"I was so late. I think I am _her_ friend, and they don't seem to +know each other so very well. The first four are friends, but +my four, no. Still, I can't very well see them again, for she will +ask about me--oh, who can this be?" + +They had turned in at a different gate from the one by which they +had left and were following a driveway that led along a series of +stables and offices. From one of these a house-maid ran out, +stopping the carriage with a gesture. At her embarrassed request +Antony opened the carriage door. + +"I was to ask the first one that came by this way, if you please-- +you are an usher, aren't you, sir?"--Antony nodded grimly--"to go +to the laundry, right here, sir, and pick out the best arches. +They're in the tubs. The other gentlemen will help carry them in. +Mr. Richard thought the ladies would know best about the arches," +she added shyly, Smiling graciously, Nette stepped lightly from the +coupe, and as Antony followed her she nodded to the coachman, + +"You may go back now," she said, "we will walk up to the +house in a few moments." + +He touched his hat and drove on, the house-maid hastened in the +same direction, and Nette, followed by her companion, stepped into +the laundry. There indeed were the arches, twined with purple and +white sweet peas; the dim, damp room reeked and bloomed with them. +As they confronted each other uncertainly, a high, excited voice +floated toward them, evidently nearing rapidly. + +"We must have every carriage guarded and the trains watched, that's +all. They must be in the house, and they had no luggage, so how can +they change their clothes? That dress will mark the woman +absolutely. They will try for a motor, of course." + +Steps were at the laundry door. In an agony of terror Antony +dragged the girl into a back room, and hardly knowing what he did, +beckoned her up a narrow, dingy stair. Like shadows they fled up +it, and crouched at its head listening to the tramping feet of what +was evidently a group of men: young men from their tone and manner. + +"It's perfectly clear," began the unmistakable voice of Williamson, +"they are, of course, that same couple that got off with +three big touring cars last season. It's their specialty. The man +drives like a demon, and the woman is the coolest little devil that +ever walked. They have Amory's car, they got the clothes, and by +coming so late they actually put the thing through. I hope no +jewelry is gone, but we mustn't alarm the guests at any cost--Emily +would never forgive us." + +"The woman is marked--I know all the bridesmaids now, and I shall +make it my business to locate the eighth. Harvey, will you stay +with the presents? Ritch, like a fool, refused to have a +detective." + +"What did he look like, Williamson?" some one demanded. + +"Kick me, if you want to, Harvey, I couldn't tell to save my +life I--I was so excited, and he was so decent about it--he's just +like anybody else. And I'm the only one that said a word to him-- +it's maddening! We'll have to let him go--we can't grab every man +we see, and nobody knows who half these people are. But watch the +dining-room. Amory ought to be here any minute. He's nearly crazy, +I suppose." + +"Oh, I don't know," drawled a third voice. "If his precious +Gertrude is with him, what's a scarf pin more or less to Ammy?" + +"Nevertheless, I'm sorry for the man that took that car," said +Williamson curtly, and Antony bit his lip nervously on the stairs +as he listened to the low murmur of assent that followed. + +"Well, don't let us stay here all night," Williamson began again +fussily. "Grab some of these damned wreaths, you fellows, and see +if we can get them up to the house without sitting down in them!" + +They bustled out, arguing over the best methods of tracking down +their victims, who cowered miserably above them. Fear, insensate, +reasonless fear, had laid his quivering, livid fingers on their +shoulders, and chilled the blood in their veins. To get away-- +to get away, at any cost! + +Antony, stooping over the crouching figure by his side, whispered +in her ear: + +"I'll step down and look about a bit. There must be some way--I'll +get you a coat somewhere and we can slip out. Wait here." + +All was empty and silent in the laundry, but as he stopped a moment +behind the door before peering out, a hand knocked gently on it and +a boy's voice questioned softly. + +"Are ye' there, then? Are ye, sir?" Instinctively and before he +could catch back the word, Antony whispered hoarsely: + +"Yes!" + +"I'll be puttin' this in the durway, then, and Miss Delia Nolan +said for me to say for ye to please wait an hour for her, an' she'd +surely come. She does be needed in the bedrooms upstairs to watch +the ladies' clothes f'r fear they'd be stolen, she says. But if +ye'll wait the hour, she'll be with you, with more, maybe, if she +can get it. Trust me for the horses, sir!" + +There was a rattle and a thud as of some heavy object deposited on +the floor in the open door, and the messenger scurried away. +Antony looked cautiously around the door, and as he looked his eyes +grew large and round, for there before him lay a mammoth tray +filled with dainties to wake an appetite in one far less famished +than poor Antony. Two half-emptied bottles reared their grateful +promise high in the middle, and the jellied fowl vied with the +crusted croquet, the rich pâté gleamed among the feathery wheaten +rolls, the lobster nestled coyly in his luscious mayonnaise, +seeming indeed to blush under the young man's ardent and +devouring gaze. Breathlessly he lifted it, eagerly he bore it to +that musty upper room, and there, with soft little cries of +surprise from her and long-drawn sighs of satisfaction from him, +they fell upon it. With every morsel of the food, with every +throatful of the heartening, still beaded wine, courage, nay, +audacity, crept softly over their jaded spirits, as the gentle but +inevitable tide creeps up the beach. + +"To Miss Delia Nolan!" he cried lightly, raising high his glass; +"long life to her and her coachman!" + +And "long life to her and her coachman!" Nette echoed, smiling from +the broken chair she sat upon at Antony, who knelt before the tray. +Through the chinks of the closed, dusty blinds vivid pencils of +light streaked her delicate dress: she gleamed like a modish crocus +in the bare lumber room. The rich viands before her, the dainty +opalescence of the frozen sweet she held in a tinted, flower-shaped +glass, the very dusk of the closed chamber, making her youth and +loveliness more jewel-like, all enhanced the piquancy of the +picture she presented. Antony's resolution flamed high in him: +should such pluck, such beauty, such resource, be captured +now, now after all they had gone through? + +Never! He swore it. + +As he registered this oath she rose lightly from her chair, and +still jealously protecting her billowy skirts, began to peer about +the room. Of a sudden she stopped and stood like a pointer dog, one +finger raised to command his attention. + +"What is in that basket?" she whispered excitedly. + +There was no need to whisper, for not only the laundry but all the +ground about it was absolutely deserted. But secrecy and flight +have but one language and must conspire in whispers at the Pole +itself. The basket in question, which lay in the darkest corner of +the room, was of the description commonly in use among laundresses +when they would return the purified objects of their toil. Bending +over this, Nette fumbled a moment among its contents, and with a +triumphant exclamation held up to Antony's bewildered vision a +fresh, creased garment striped alternately with blue and white. + +"And here is the apron! And here is the cap!" she murmured +exultantly, "now I defy that horrid Mr. Williamson to find +me! 'A marked woman,' indeed!" + +Instantly the feasibility of the plan struck him, and he +congratulated her warmly. + +"Now all we need is to know where we are," he assured her, "and +enough money to get away from it, wherever it is, and we are safe! +I will step out and look about a bit while you change your dress; I +feel confident that we shall find some means--luck would not have +the heart to desert us now!" + +He tiptoed, needlessly, it is true, down to the laundry, and in the +very act of opening the door stumbled upon a plump old gentleman-- +the very gentleman upon whose doubtless paternal arm the frost-like +bride had preceded Antony to the altar. Ere the youth had time to +catch his breath the portly one addressed him querulously. + +"Oh! how d'ye do? So dark in here--senseless place to send a man! +No more sweet peas, that I can see--can you? Pack-horse, too, I +suppose like the rest of us? Fine business for my guests!" + +"There is not a sweet pea left, sir," said Antony respectfully, +"and if there were any I should certainly not allow you to +undertake the transportation of them. You have enough on your +mind, I should say." With a long drawn sigh the portly gentleman +sank upon an inverted wash tub and wrung his hands miserably. + +"Never in my life!" he mourned, "never in all my entire life!" + +Antony uttered a soothing sound, of vague but apparently +satisfactory import. + +"Not that we mind the loss of the car at all," continued the old +gentleman, more collectedly now, "only this morning his mother told +me with tears in her eyes that she had offered him the price of it +to give it up; so far as that goes, she is, as she only just now +informed me, thanking her Creator on her bended knees and begging +Him never to let us see or hear of that horrible machine again. +Ammy promised her on his honour that if anything happened to +this one, he would never buy another. It was his seventh." + +Antony's heart leaped up, but he spoke decorously. + +"It seems to me, sir," he said, "that you will, in all human +probability, never see that car again." + +"Thank God!" said his host fervently. "What is a stickpin to +Richard?" he demanded explosively, "what, in heaven's name, do I +care for a paltry fresh water pearl? It is the disgrace, the +publicity; the laughing stock--in my house they tell me, these +scoundrels are! At my daughter's wedding. Eating my food at this +moment, perhaps, Mr. Williamson warns me!" + +"This Mr. Williamson," said Antony gently, "seems to be a very keen +person." + +"The keenest," replied the old gentleman eagerly, "he is hunting +for the woman now. It is unfortunate that he is the only one of the +ushers who did not know Ammy, you see." + +"I see. It was certainly unfortunate," said Antony suavely. + +"Ammy is due in a few minutes," said the old gentleman, pulling out +a wealthy gold watch, "and here I am sitting here! I am so +overcome, you must excuse me. The five:three. I was to send +someone." + +"Can I not go, sir?" Antony asked feverishly, "just get me +somebody's trap--anybody's--and let me go to get him and save you +any further trouble." + +"Why, that is very kind, I am sure," said Gertrude's father, "I +will call the first one I see." + +There was a scurrying down the narrow stair and as the old +gentleman turned to go, a neat and very pretty housemaid rushed +towards him. + +"O sir, excuse me, sir," she cried, blushing delightfully, "but +Miss Gertrude said I was to ask you for five dollars, sir, to pay +for the C. O. D, at the station, sir. She wants it immediately. If +some one is going down, sir, could he take me?" + +With a practiced hand the father of the bride reached into his +pocket, lifted from it a thick, green bundle, and placed a bill in +the pink trembling hand held out for it. + +"This gentleman here will take you down directly, Mary--Delia--er, +my dear," he said kindly, "I don't recall his name at the moment, +but we are all very informal to-day, and I'm sure he won't object.-- +Here, boy, call me a carriage--anybody's! I'll see you later, +my dear boy, and I am much obliged." + +"Don't mention it, sir," Antony replied, and leaped nimbly into a +gorgeous station-waggon, taking his seat beside the driver. The +housemaid, displaying, as she mounted to the back seat, remarkable +hosiery and footgear for one in her humble walk of life, followed +quickly, and forth they drove. + +The blood was tingling in his fingertips, his head reeled with a +strange mixture of terror and delight--the intoxication of the +artist in dangerous adventure--but Antony's voice was level as he +inquired of the driver beside him: + +"And what's the next station up the road, do you know?" + +"Brookdale, sir, and there you can get the other road if you want +it." + +"I see. And is this the up train?" + +"Yes, sir. I suppose Mr. Amory had to go out of his way to make any +connection--the trains are poor here, sir. Mr. Ashley had to have +two specials put on for to-day. You see, Cliffwood is a small +place, sir." + +Cliffwood! Antony could have kicked himself for not +recognising in all this pomp of iron-gated villas, the scattered +collection of estates thus poetically christened. + +"That's a bad business about them murdering thieves, isn't it, +sir?" pursued the driver confidentially. + +Antony's heart sank like lead. "Murdering?" he gasped, "did the +Frenchman die, then?" + +"Oh, him!" returned the driver scornfully, "no, he didn't, the +foreign pup. How could he--that old snake hasn't a fang in his +head!" + +Antony grasped the seat beneath him and drew a long, deep breath. + +"I--I am glad to hear it," he said concisely, and as he spoke the +incoming train whistled--a mellow, pleasing note that sang of +freedom (yea, and guiltless freedom!) to wedding guest and +housemaid alike. + +Forth from the train, ere hardly it had stopped, leaped an eager +pair, a man and a maid, not too precisely attired, for their +garments were rumpled and not such as the critical in these matters +assume when bound for a wedding festival. Yet they did not seem +unhappy, these two, but rather lenient and tender in their +judgments upon all the world, for they smiled sweetly upon +the empty platform, and sweetly, if a little vaguely, upon Antony, +who advanced to meet them, hat in hand. + +"Mr. Amory, I presume?" he said airily. "I came down to get you, +but I find I must send a telegram, on account of the trains running +so poorly here, and so I will not detain you a second, as I am sure +you cannot see Mrs.--Mrs. Richard too soon. They will send back for +me." + +"Thanks, old man--are they caught?" cried the lately arrived, +making for the station-waggon, and staring at the diamond horseshoe +in Antony's pearl grey tie, Antony touched it knowingly and smiled. + +"No. They are not caught yet," he said, "but we're on the scent!" + +"Good!" exclaimed the other, "now jump in, dear," and as the last +bit of baggage left the train and the waggon turned, Antony fled +through the station and raced up the steps of the moving car, hand +in hand with the pretty housemaid. + +They seated themselves amid curious and friendly smiles. + +"I will speak when the wheels are well started," thought Antony, +and then, "when she gets her breath, I will say something," +but with each minute overwhelming embarrassment wrapped him, more +deeply, and he sat, with averted eyes, in silence. Just as they +slackened pace to pause at Brookdale and he motioned her to rise, +she spoke, huskily and with an evident effort. + +"What will you do with the chain and the pin?" + +"Put them, with all these clothes and five dollars, in the trunk, +row the three pieces across the river, meet them with a cart and +express them to Mr. Ashley from Turnersville," he answered, +promptly and with a rapid lucidity which astonished himself. + +"They will be surprised," she remarked indifferently, as she +descended the steps of the train, and: + +"It is probable that they will," he agreed. + + * * * * * + +It was some three hours later that a vehicle conducted by one horse +moved solitary under a rich and rising moon along the fair +white road that leads to one of the most venerable if not the +largest of our colleges. Dogged by its own black shadow, whose +wheels, smaller but no less symmetrical, rolled silently beside +it, this vehicle would inevitably have stirred romantic interest +in the breast of any imaginative spectator of its progress. And +this with reason, for one of its two occupants was a girl, who slept, +white-faced beneath the moon, her head, on which was perched askew a +housemaid's cap, drooped forward on her breast, her lips slightly +parted. The other, a well-dressed young man, allowed the easy-going +beast to pick its own way, the while he gazed at the sleeping face, +compassionately, it would seem, for all at once, with a pitying +exclamation, he slipped his arm behind her, and gently guided her +head to his shoulder. With a sigh of relief she nestled against him +and her face relaxed with the comfort of her new attitude, while +still she slept. Thus they drove on for many minutes, nor did his +eyes once leave that white, appealing face. So small she seemed, so +helpless--could this slender creature have stood by him so +gallantly, have matched her wits so triumphantly against the +incredible crises of the past day? Day? Antony felt that the +ordinary partitions of time had henceforth no meaning for him and +that the philosopher who questioned the validity of time itself +knew well whereof he had written. + +What a spirit the girl had! How beautiful she had looked in the +wood! He sighed, and at that or some other slight sound she opened +her eyes and gazed in terror at him. And as she gazed the terror +slowly melted and disappeared, a lovely child-like confidence grew +in its place, and she spoke softly. + +"It is you!" she said, and half awake, she smiled deliciously, +straight into his bending eyes, "you are here?" + +A great wave seemed to break in Antony's breast. + +"Here?" he cried, deep voiced, "where could I be but here--with +you? Who could be here--but me?" + +Fully awakened now, she started from him, a flood of red sweeping +her pale face as she saw where she had been resting. + +"No--no!" she stammered, "you are--we are--I was only dreaming +that----" + +With his eyes he entreated her, for their steed, spying the lights +of home, had started forward and Antony's hands were busy. + +"Ah, Nette, dearest Nette," he begged her, and something in his +voice shook her so that she trembled beside him, "if waking makes +you hate me again, then dream! For when you dream, I am sure you +love me." + +"I do not! I do not!" she cried, covering her face with her hands. + +The eager horse tugged at the bit: Antony forced her by his mere +will to meet his eyes. + +"Not?" he said, low and clearly, "Not? Not after to-day, Nette?" + +She bit her lip, and then, as the old college bell rang out nine +sharp strokes she laid her arms swiftly about his neck and his +cheek quivered under her warm soft hair. + +"You are right," she whispered, "after to-day--everything!" + +The streets were no longer empty. They sat, separate, with whirling +hearts, trembling under the mounting moon. They were in the +familiar street. . . . + +"After to-day--after to-day!" he muttered dizzily, when +suddenly she laughed out beside him, sobbed brokenly, then laughed +again. + +"To-day is the first of April!" she cried. + +And once again the polished moon threw her needless glory over +youth and love and laughter. + + + + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of An Idyll of All Fools' Day, by +Josephine Daskam Bacon + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 42692 *** |
