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- BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
-
- NO. CCCCI. MARCH, 1849. VOL. LXV.
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-CONTENTS.
-
-
- SCIENTIFIC AND PRACTICAL AGRICULTURE, 255
-
- THE SYCAMINE. BY [Delta], 274
-
- AFTER A YEAR'S REPUBLICANISM, 275
-
- THE CAXTONS. PART XI., 287
-
- M. PRUDHON.--CONTRADICTIONS ECONOMIQUES, 304
-
- THE GREEN HAND.--A "SHORT" YARN. PART II., 314
-
- MÉRIMÉE'S HISTORY OF PETER THE CRUEL, 337
-
- THE OPENING OF THE SESSION, 357
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- WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, 45, GEORGE STREET;
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-_To whom all Communications (post paid) must be addressed._
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- PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, EDINBURGH.
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- BLACKWOOD'S
- EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
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- NO. CCCCI. MARCH, 1849. VOL. LXV.
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-
-SCIENTIFIC AND PRACTICAL AGRICULTURE.[1]
-
-
-There are three reasons why the second edition of a good book, upon an
-advancing branch of knowledge, should be better than the first. The
-author, however conversant he may have been with the subject when he
-wrote his book, is always more thoroughly read in it--supposing him a
-worthy instructor of the public--his opinions more carefully digested,
-and more fully matured, when a second edition is called for. Then he
-has had time to reconsider, and, if necessary, remodel his
-plan--adding here, retrenching there--introducing new subject-matter
-in one place, and leaving out, in another, topics which he had
-previously treated of with more or less detail. And, lastly, the
-knowledge itself has advanced. New ideas, which in the interval have
-established themselves, find a necessary place in the new issue; facts
-and hypotheses which have been proved unsound drop naturally out of
-his pages; and, on the whole, the later work exhibits a nearer
-approach to that truthful summit, on which the eyes of all the
-advancers of knowledge are supposed evermore to rest.
-
-For all these reasons, the second edition of the _Book of the Farm_ is
-better than the first. The opinions of the author have been
-reconsidered and materially improved--especially in reference to
-scientific points; the arrangement has been simplified, and the whole
-book condensed, by the exclusion of those descriptions of machinery
-which properly belong to the department of agricultural mechanics, and
-which we believe are about to be published as a separate work; and the
-strides which practical agriculture has taken during the last ten
-years, and the topics which have chiefly arrested attention, are
-considered with the aid of the better lights we now possess.
-
-Of all the arts of life, there is none which draws its knowledge from
-so great a variety of fountains as practical agriculture. Every branch
-of human knowledge is mutually connected--we may say interwoven
-with--and throws light upon, or is enlightened by, every other. But
-none of those which largely contribute to the maintenance of social
-life, and conduce to the power and stability of states, is so varied
-in its demands upon the results of intellectual inquiry, as
-husbandry,--or rural economy in its largest sense.
-
-Look at that magnificent ship, which cleaves the waters, now trusting
-to her canvass and wafted by favouring breezes; now, despite the
-fiercest gales, paddling her triumphant way over hill and valley,
-precipice and ravine, which the raging sea, out of her fertile
-materials, is every moment fashioning beneath her feet. Is there any
-product of human art in which more intellect is embodied than in this
-piece of living mechanism? The timber can tell of the axe of the
-woodman on far-distant hills, and of the toils of many craftsmen in
-fitting it for its present purpose. The iron of the researches of the
-mineralogist, the laborious skill of the miner, the alchemy of the
-smelter, the wonders of the tilt-hammer, the ingenuity of the
-mechanist, and the almost inconceivable and mathematical nicety by
-which its various portions are fitted to each other, and, like the
-muscles and sinews of the human body, made to play together for a
-purpose previously contemplated--an uninstructed man might almost say,
-previously agreed upon among themselves. The steam, of what hidden
-secrets of nature!--the mysteries of heat, which could not hide
-themselves from the searching genius of Black,--the chemistry of
-water, which the ever-pondering mind of Watt compelled from unwilling
-nature,--the endless contrivances by which its fierce power was tamed
-to most submissive obedience in the workshops of Soho. The compass may
-for a moment carry us back to the fabled mountains of our infancy, in
-which the hidden loadstone attracted the fated vessel to its ruin; but
-it brings us forward again to the truer marvels of modern magnetism,
-and to the intellect which has been expended in keeping the needle
-true to the pole-star in the iron boat, where, surrounded by metallic
-influences, countless attractions are incessantly soliciting it to
-deviate. And when, as the mid-day sun mounts to the zenith, the
-sextant and the quicksilver appear, how does it flash upon us that
-modern navigation is the child of astronomy; and that the mind
-embodied in the latest Rossian telescope is part and parcel of the
-inappreciable mass of thought to which, "walking the waters as a thing
-of life," that huge steam-frigate owes its being!
-
-What a concentration of varied knowledge is seen in this single work
-of art! From how many sources has this knowledge come!--how many
-diverse pursuits or sciences have yielded their necessary quota to the
-common stock!--how many varied talents have been put under
-contribution to contrive its many parts, and put them fittingly
-together!
-
-But, to the pursuits of the humble farmer, more aids still contribute
-than to those of the dauntless navigator. His patient and quiet life
-on land is as dependent upon varied knowledge, draws its instruction
-from as many sources, and is more bound up in visible union with all
-the branches of human science, than even the active and stirring life
-of the dweller on the sea.
-
-Some of our journal writers are accustomed to ridicule the results of
-agricultural skill; to undervalue our successful field improvements;
-to laugh at Smithfield Christmas cattle, and at the exhibitions of our
-great annual shows. In thoughtlessness, often in ignorance, they
-write, and always for a temporary effect, which our progressing
-agriculture can well afford to pass by.
-
-But we ask our rural reader to turn up the first volume of the _Book
-of the Farm_, and to cast his eye for a moment on the triad of
-beautiful shorthorns represented in the sixth plate; or on the
-magnificent stallion of the fourth plate, or on the graceful sheep of
-the seventh. We pass over the _points_ in which, to the educated eye,
-their beauty consists; we dismiss, for the present, all consideration
-of their perfection as well-bred animals, and their fitness for the
-special purposes for which they have been reared. We wish him to tell
-us, if he can, how much mind has gone to the breeding, rearing, and
-feeding of these animals--how many varied branches of knowledge have
-lent their aid to this apparently simple and un-imposing result.
-
-The food on which they have been brought up has been gathered from the
-soil--the grass, the hay, the root crops, the linseed, the barley, the
-oats. And how much intellect, from the earliest dawn of civilisation,
-has been lavished upon the soil!--how many branches of knowledge are
-at this moment uniting their strength to develop its latent
-capabilities! Geology yields the raw materials upon which, in after
-ages, the toils of the husbandman are expended. She explains what are
-the variations in the natural quality of these materials; how such
-variations have arisen; where they lead to increased, and where to
-diminished fertility; how and where the still living rocks may
-contribute to the improvement of the dead earth which has been formed
-from them; and how, in some apparently insecure regions, the
-unsleeping volcano showers over the land, at varying periods, the
-elements of an endless fertility. Mineralogy lends her aid to unravel
-the origin, and nature, and wants, and capabilities of the soil; and,
-as the handmaid and willing follower of geology, dresses and classes
-the fragments which geology has let fall from her magnificent
-formations. But chemistry, especially, exhausts herself in the cause
-of the husbandman. No branch of rural art, as we shall see, is beyond
-her province and control. All that the soil originally derives from
-geologic and mineral materials, chemistry investigates; all that these
-substances naturally become, all that they ought to yield, how they
-may be persuaded to yield it; by what changes this is to be brought
-about; by means of what agencies, and how applied, such changes are to
-be induced:--chemistry busies herself with all this, and labours in
-some sense to complete, for the purposes of rural art, the information
-which geology and mineralogy had begun.
-
-Upon the soil the plant grows. What a wonder and a mystery is the
-plant! A living, and growing, and breathing existence, that speaks
-silently to the eye, and to the sense of touch, and to the sense of
-smell--speaks kindly to man, and soothingly, and appeals to his
-reasoning powers--but is mute to the most open and wakeful of all his
-senses, and by no verbal speech reveals the secrets with which its
-full vessels are bursting. How many wise heads have watched, and
-tended, and studied it--the humble plant--interpreting its smallest
-movements, the meaning of every change of hue upon its leaves and
-flowers, and gathering profoundest wisdom from its fixed and voiceless
-life! To what new sciences has this study led the way! Botany never
-wearies in gathering and classifying; and of modern giants, Linnæus,
-and Jussieu, and Decandolle, and Brown, and Lindley, and Hooker, and
-Schleiden, have given their best years to unfold and perfect it.
-Alongside of descriptive and systematic botany has sprung up the
-allied branch of Structural Physiology, and the use of the microscope
-has added to this the younger sister Histology; while these two
-together, calling in the aid of chemistry, have built up the further
-departments of Chemical Physiology and Chemical Histology--departments
-too numerous, too profound in their research, and too special in their
-several niceties of observation, for one head clearly to comprehend
-and limit them.
-
-And on the plant as it grows, and as a perfect whole, chemistry
-expends entire and most gifted intellectual lives. Of what the plant
-consists, whence it draws its subsistence, how it takes it in--in what
-form, in what quantity, at what period of the day--how the air feeds
-it, how the soil sustains it, why it grows well here and badly
-there--what are the nature, composition, action, and special
-influences of manures--where and when, and of what kind, they should
-be applied to the plant--how this or that effect is to be produced by
-them, and this or that defect remedied.
-
-But the life of the plant is an unravelled thread. The steam-frigate
-appears to live, and thunders as she moves, breathing fire and smoke.
-But the still life of the plant awes and subdues more than all this.
-Man may forcibly obstruct the path of the growing twig, but it turns
-quietly aside and moves patiently on. The dead iron and wood, and the
-forceful steam, all obey man's will--his intellect overmasters their
-stubbornness, and tames them into crouching slaves--but the life of
-the plant defies him. That life he can extinguish; but to use the
-living plant he must obey it, and study its wants and tendencies. How
-vastly easier to achieve a boastful triumph over the most stubborn
-mineral matter, than to mould to man's will the humblest flower that
-grows!
-
-And each new plant brings with it new conditions of life, new wants,
-new virtues, new uses, new whims, if we may so speak, to be humoured.
-The iron, and the timber, and the brass are always one and the same to
-the mechanist; but with the constitution of each new plant, and its
-habits, a new series of difficulties opens up to the cultivator, which
-only time and experience, and much study, can overcome.
-
-But mechanics also exert much influence upon the culture of the soil,
-and the rearing of useful plants. And though the greatest achievements
-of mechanical skill were not first made on her behalf, yet even the
-steam-engine may be said to have become auxiliary to agriculture; and
-the thousand ingenious implements which Northampton and York exhibited
-at their recent anniversaries, showed in how many quarters, and to how
-large an extent, the purely mechanical and constructive arts are
-expending their strength in promoting her cause.
-
-On meteorology, which studies the aërial meteors--registers,
-tabulates, and gives even a local habitation and a form to winds,
-hurricanes, and typhoons--the progress of the navigator much depends.
-They hinder or hasten his progress; but he overcomes them at last. But
-atmospheric changes are vital things to the plant and to the soil.
-Where no rain falls, the plant withers and dies. If too much falls, it
-becomes sickly, and fails to yield a profitable crop. If it falls too
-frequently, though not in too large quantity on the whole, one plant
-luxuriates and rejoices in the genial season, while another with
-difficulty produces a half return. If it falls at unseasonable times,
-the seed is denied admission into the ground in spring, or the harvest
-refuses to ripen in the autumn.
-
-So the warmth and the sunshine, and the evening dews and the fogs, and
-the electric condition of the air--its transparency and its varying
-weight--and prevailing winds and hoar-frosts, and blights and
-hail-storms, and the influence of the heavenly bodies on all these
-conditions--with all these things the interests of the plant and the
-soil demand that scientific agriculture should occupy herself. On
-every single branch of knowledge to which we have alluded, the power
-and skill profitably to influence the plant are dependent.
-
-And for what purpose does the plant spring up, the soil feed and
-nourish it, and the blessed sun mature its seeds? To adorn, no doubt,
-the surface of the beautiful earth, and to keep alive and propagate
-its species; but principally to nourish the animal races which supply
-food and yield their service to man. And, upon the study of this
-nurture and feeding of the animal races, how much intellect has been
-expended! Has the stoker who heaps coals upon the engine fire, and
-turns one tap occasionally to maintain the water-level in the boiler,
-or another to give passage to the steam--and thus keeps the
-pile-driver, or the coal-drawer, or the tin mine, or the locomotive,
-or the steam-boat, or the colossal pumps of the Haarlem lake, in easy
-and continuous operation--has he, or has the man who curiously watches
-his operations--have either of them any idea of the long days of
-intellectual toil--of the sleepless nights, during which invention was
-on the rack--of the mental dejection and throes of suffering, under
-which new thoughts were born--of the lives of martyred devotion which
-have been sacrificed, while, or in order that the machine, which is so
-obediently simple and easily managed, was or might be brought to its
-present perfection? Yet all this has been, and has been suffered by
-men now gone, though the ignorance of the humble workman, little more
-thoughtful than the iron he works with, fails either to feel or to
-understand it.
-
-And so too often it is with you who feed, and with you who look at the
-simple process of feeding stock. As the turnip and the barley, and the
-oats and the linseed, and the beans, are placed before the almost
-perfect short-horn, or the graceful Ayrshire, or the untamed West
-Highlander, or the stately stallion, or the well-bred Leicester or
-Cheviot ram, or the cushioned and padded Berkshire porker--how little
-do you know or think of the science, and long skill, and intellectual
-labour, which have been expended in preparing what is to you so
-simple! It is not without and beyond the ranks of the agricultural
-community only that we need look for those who lessen the intellectual
-character of rural industry, and of the rural life. Too many of our
-practical men, even of high pretensions, are themselves only the
-stokers of the agricultural machine; and, like ungrateful and
-degenerate children, in their ignorance deny the head of the mother
-that bred and fed them.[2]
-
-What are the functions of the animals you rear--what the composition
-of their several parts--what the nature of the food they require--what
-the purposes it serves--what the proportions in which this or that
-kind of food ought to be given--what the changes, in the kind and
-proportion, to adapt it to the special habits and constitution of the
-animal, and the purposes for which it is fed? Are these questions
-deep? Yet they have all been thought over and long considered, and
-discussed and disputed about, and volumes have been written upon them;
-and the chemist, and the physiologist, and the anatomist have, unknown
-to you, all laboured zealously and without wearying, in your service.
-And what you now find so simple only proves how much their sciences
-have done for you. _They_ have fitted the machinery together, _you_
-but throw in the fuel and keep up the steam.
-
-With the rearing of stock, and the improving of breeds, practical men
-are, or fancy themselves, all more or less conversant. How much warm
-and persevering genius, guided by purely scientific principles, has
-been expended upon our improved shorthorns and Leicesters! Are the
-whole lives of a Collins, or a Bakewell, or a Bates, nothing to have
-been devoted to pursuits like this? That these were practical men, and
-not scientific, and that what they have done is not a debt due by
-agriculture to science, is the saying of many. Men who have never read
-a book can do, by imitation, what the patient services and skill of
-other men discovered, and perfected, and simplified. But in this they
-are only stokers. The improvers were sound and cautious experimental
-physiologists, guided by the most fixed and certain principles of
-animal physiology; and it is the results at which these men arrived
-that have become the household words of the stokers of our day, who
-call them _practice_ in opposition to _science_. If science could
-forget her high duties to the Deity, and to the human race, she might
-leave you and your art to your own devices.
-
-Need we allude to the conditions of animal life--in a state of health,
-and in a state of disease; to the varied constitutions of different
-races and varieties; to the several adaptations of food, warmth, and
-shelter which these demand; and to the extensive course of study which
-is now required to furnish the necessary resources to the accomplished
-veterinary surgeon? Yet would any breeder be safe for a moment to
-invest his money in stock, in a country and climate like ours, had he
-not, either in books, or in his own head, or in that of a neighbouring
-veterinarian, the results at which the long study of these branches of
-knowledge, in connexion with animal health, had discovered and
-established?
-
-We pursue this topic no further at present. We fearlessly assert--we
-believe that we have shown--that as much intellect has been
-scientifically expended in elucidating and perfecting the various
-operations of rural life, by which those magnificent cattle have been
-produced by art, as has gone to the elaboration of that wonderful
-wave-subduing ship. The vulgar mind, awed by bulk and sound, and
-visible emblems of thought, may dissent--may say that we have not so
-much to show for it. But the laws of life are sought for and
-studied--they are not made by science. The Deity has forbidden human
-skill to develop a sheep into an elephant. Living materials, as we
-have said, are not plastic like wood and iron; and to change the
-constitution and character of a breed of animals may require as great
-and as long-continued an exercise of inventive thought as to perfect
-an imposing piece of machinery. The real worth of a scientific result
-is the amount of mind expended in arriving at it, as the real height
-of an animal in the scale of organisation is measured by the
-proportionate size of its brain.
-
-But we have our more palpable and sense-satisfying triumphs too. Look
-at that wide valley, with its snow-clad summits at a distance on
-either hand, and its glassy river flowing, cribbed and confined, in
-the lowest bottom. Smiling fields, and well-trimmed hedge-rows, and
-sheltering plantations, and comfortable dwellings, and a busy
-population, and abundant cattle, cover its undulating slopes. For
-miles industrious plenty spreads over a country which the river
-formerly usurped, and the lake covered, and the rush tufted over, and
-bog and mossy heath and perennial fogs and drizzling rains rendered
-inhospitable and chill. But mechanics has chained the river, and
-drained the lakes, and bogs, and clayey bottoms; and giving thus scope
-to the application of all the varied practical rules to which science
-has led, the natural climate has been subdued, disease extirpated, and
-rich and fertile and happy homes scattered over the ancient waste.
-
-Turn to another country, and a river flows deeply through an arid and
-desolate plain. Mechanics lifts its waters from their depths, and from
-a thousand artificial channels directs them over the parched surface.
-It is as if an enchanter's wand had been stretched over it--the green
-herbage and the waving corn, companied by all the industries of rural
-life, spring up as they advance.
-
-Another country, and a green oasis presents itself, busy with life, in
-the midst of a desert and sandy plain. Do natural springs here gush
-up, as in the ancient oasis of the Libyan wilderness? It is another of
-the triumphs of human industry, guided by human thought. Geology, and
-her sister sciences, are here the pioneers of rural life and fixed
-habitations. The seat of hidden waters at vast depths was discovered
-by her. Under her directions mechanics has bored to their sources, and
-their gushing abundance now spreads fertility around.
-
-Such are more sensible and larger triumphs of progressing rural
-economy--such as man may well boast of, not only in themselves, but in
-their consequences; and they may take their place with the gigantic
-vessel of war, as magnificent results of intellectual effort.
-
-But it is after these first ruder though more imposing conquests over
-nature have been made, that the demand for mind, for applied science,
-becomes more frequent, and the results of its application less
-perceptible. And it is because, in ordinary husbandry, we have not
-always before us the striking illustrations which arrest the vulgar
-eye, that prevailing ignorance persists in denying its obligations to
-scientific research.
-
-The waters which descend from a chain of hills become a striking
-feature in the geography of a country, when they happen to unite
-together into a large and magnificent river: they escape unseen and
-unnoticed if, keeping apart, they flow in countless tiny streamlets to
-the sea. Yet, thus disunited, they may carry fertility over a whole
-region, like the Nile when it overflows its banks, or as the river of
-Damascus straying among its many gardens; while the waters of the
-great river may only refresh and fertilise its own narrow margins, as
-the Murray and the Darling do in South Australia, or the deep-bedded
-rivers of Southern Africa.
-
-Thus much we have devoted to the introductory portion of the _Book of
-the Farm_. Those of our readers who wish to follow up farther these
-scientific views may study _Johnston's Lectures, and Elements, of
-Agricultural Chemistry and Geology_: and by the way we would commend,
-for applied science, these works of Johnston's, and for practical
-knowledge, the book of Stephens, to the special attention of our
-emigrating fellow-countrymen, of whom so many in their foreign homes
-are likely to regret the overflowing sources of information on every
-conceivable topic with which their home literature and home neighbours
-supplied them.
-
-Let us now take a look at the body of Mr Stephens' work. These are the
-days of pictorial embellishment--of speaking directly, and plainly,
-and palpably to the eye. We have accidentally opened the book at the
-217th page. What letterpress description could--so briefly we do not
-say, for that is out of the question--but so graphically and fully,
-explain the practice of eating off turnips with sheep, and all its
-appliances of hurdles and nets, and turnip shears, and feeding
-troughs, and hay racks, as the single woodcut which this page
-exhibits? And so the practice of bratting and of stelling sheep is
-illustrated, and all the forms and fashions of stells in high and low
-countries (pp. 231 to 236;) the pulling, dressing, and storing of
-turnips, (190 to 195;) the various modes of ploughing, with their ups
-and downs, and turnings, and crossings, and gatherings, and feerings,
-and gore furrows, and mould furrows, and broad furrows, and cross
-furrows, and samcastings, and gaws, and ribs, and rafters, and slices,
-and crowns, and centres, and a host of other operations and things
-familiar to the farmer, but the very names and designations of which
-are Greek to the common English reader. All these the woodcuts explain
-beautifully and familiarly to the uninitiated readers, and most
-usefully to the incipient farmer. How is the rural economy of Great
-Britain and Ireland, in its best forms, stored up, not only for modern
-and immediate use, but for the understanding of future ages, by these
-illustrations! We would specify, in addition to those already referred
-to, the steam-boiling apparatus in page 320; and the taking down of a
-stack of corn in page 401; and the feeding of the threshing machine in
-page 406; and the hand-sowing of corn in page 553; and the pickling of
-wheat, (_chaulage_ of our Gallic neighbours,) page 536; and the
-measuring of the grain in the barn, &c., page 419; and the full sacks,
-_as they should be_, in the barn, in page 423. To the foreigner, how
-do these pictures speak of English customs, costumes, and usages; to
-our Trans-atlantic brethren, of the source of those modes and manners
-which have at once placed them on an elevation in agricultural art, to
-which 800 years of intellectual struggle had barely sufficed to lift
-up their fathers and cousins at home; and to the still British
-colonial emigrant the precise practices, and latest rural
-improvements, which it will be his interest, at once, and his pride,
-to introduce into his adopted land!
-
-How would the _Scriptores Rei Rusticæ_ have gained in usefulness in
-their own time, how immensely in interest in ours, had they been
-accompanied by such illustrations as these! The clearness of Columella
-would have been made more transparent, the obscurity of Palladius
-lessened; and Cato and Varro would have preserved to us the actual
-living forms, and costumes, and instruments of the ancient Etruscan
-times, more clearly than the painted tombs are now revealing to the
-antiquarian the fashions of their feasts, and games, and funereal
-rites. We have before us the singularly, richly, and extravagantly,
-yet graphically and most instructively illustrated book of Georgius
-Agricola, _De Re Metallica_ (Basil, 1621.) The woodcuts of the _Book
-of the Farm_ have induced us to turn it up, and it is with ever new
-admiration that we turn over its old leaves. It has to us the interest
-of a child's picture-book; and though, as a _chef-d'oeuvre_ of
-illustrative art, the three hundred woodcuts of Stephens do not
-approach the book of Agricola, yet what a treasure would the work of
-Ausonius Popma on the rural implements of the ancients--their
-_instrumenta_ in its widest sense--have been to us, could it have been
-illustrated when he wrote (1690) in the style of Agricola, and with
-the minuteness and fulness of Stephens!
-
-The same desire to render minutely intelligible the whole subject
-treated of, which these woodcuts show, is manifested in the more solid
-letterpress of the book. It was said of Columella, by Matthew Gessner,
-that he discoursed "non ut argumentum simplex quod discere amat,
-dicendo obscuret, sed ut clarissimâ luce perfundat omnia." Such, the
-reader feels, must have been the aim of the author of this book. In
-his descriptions, nothing appears to be omitted; nothing is too minute
-to be passed over. His book exposes not merely the every-day life, but
-the very inmost life--the habits, and usages, and instruments of the
-most humble as well as the most important of the operations of the
-domestic, equally with the field economy of rural life. We do not
-know if its effects upon our town population will ever be such as Beza
-ascribes to that of Columella--
-
- Tu vero, Juni, silvestria rura canendo,
- Post te ipsas urbes in tua rura trahis;
-
-but certainly, with a few more woodcuts, it would, in minute and
-graphic illustration, by prints and letterpress be a most worthy
-companion to the work of Agricola.
-
-The plan of the book is to give a history of the agricultural year,
-after the manner of the Roman Palladius and our own old Tucker; and
-the present volume embraces the operations of the skilful farmer in
-every kind of husbandry during the winter and spring. But, before we
-come to the heart of the book, hear what Mr Stephens says about the
-agricultural learning of our landed gentry:--
-
- "Even though he devote himself to the profession of arms or
- the law, and thereby confer distinction on himself, if he
- prefer either to the neglect of agriculture he is rendering
- himself unfit to undertake the duties of a landlord. To
- become a soldier or a lawyer, he willingly undergoes
- initiatory drillings and examinations; but to acquire the
- duties of a landlord before he becomes one, he considers it
- quite unnecessary to undergo initiatory tuition. These, he
- conceives, can be learned at any time, and seems to forget
- that the conducting of a landed estate is a profession, as
- difficult of thorough attainment as ordinary soldiership or
- legal lore. The army is an excellent school for confirming,
- in the young, principles of honour and habits of discipline;
- and the bar for giving a clear insight into the principles
- upon which the rights of property are based, and of the
- relation betwixt landlord and tenant; but a knowledge of
- practical agriculture is a weightier matter than either for a
- landlord, and should not be neglected.
-
- "One evil arising from studying those exciting professions
- before agriculture is, that, however short may have been the
- time in acquiring them, it is sufficiently long to create a
- distaste to learn agriculture afterwards practically--for
- such a task can only be undertaken, after the turn of life,
- by enthusiastic minds. But as farming is necessarily _the
- profession_ of the landowner, it should be learned,
- theoretically and practically, before his education is
- finished. If he so incline, he can afterwards enter the army
- or go to the bar, and the exercise of those professions will
- not efface the knowledge of agriculture previously acquired.
- This is the proper course, in my opinion, for every young man
- destined to become a landowner to pursue, and who is desirous
- of finding employment as long as he has not to exercise the
- functions of a landlord. Were this course invariably pursued,
- the numerous engaging ties of a country life would tend in
- many to extinguish the kindling desire for any other
- profession. Such a result would be most advantageous for the
- country; for only consider the effects of the course pursued
- at present by landowners. It strikes every one as an
- incongruity for a country gentleman to be unacquainted with
- country affairs. Is it not strange that he should require
- inducements to learn his hereditary profession,--to become
- familiar with the only business which can enable him to
- enhance the value of his estate, and increase his income?
- Does it not infer infatuation to neglect becoming well
- acquainted with the condition of his tenants, by whose
- exertions his income is raised, and by which knowledge he
- might confer happiness on many families, and in ignorance of
- which he may entail lasting misery on many more? It is in
- this way too many country gentlemen neglect their moral
- obligations.
-
- "It is a manifest inconvenience to country gentlemen, when
- taking a prominent part in county matters without a competent
- knowledge of agriculture, to be obliged to apologise for not
- having sufficiently attended to agricultural affairs. Such an
- avowal is certainly candid, but is anything but creditable to
- those who have to make it. When elected members of the
- legislature, it is deplorable to find so many of them so
- little acquainted with the questions which bear directly or
- indirectly on agriculture. On these accounts, the tenantry
- are left to fight their own battles on public questions. Were
- landowners practically acquainted with agriculture, such
- painful avowals would be unnecessary, and a familiar
- acquaintance with agriculture would enable the man of
- cultivated mind at once to perceive its practical bearing on
- most public questions."
-
-And what he says respectively of the ignorant and skilful factor or
-agent is quite as deserving of attention. Not merely whole estates,
-but in some parts of the island, whole counties lag in arrear through
-the defective education and knowledge of the agents as a class:--
-
- "A still greater evil, because less personal, arises on
- consigning the management of valuable estates to the care of
- men as little acquainted as the landowners themselves with
- practical agriculture. A factor or agent, in that condition,
- always affects much zeal for the interest of his employer.
- Fired by it, and possessing no knowledge to form a sound
- judgment, he soon discovers something he considers wrong
- among the poorer tenants. Some rent perhaps is in arrear--the
- strict terms of the lease have been deviated from--the
- condition of the tenant seems declining. These are favourable
- symptoms for a successful contention with him. Instead of
- interpreting the terms of the lease in a generous spirit, the
- factor hints that the rent would be better secured through
- another tenant. Explanation of circumstances affecting the
- actual condition of the farm, over which he has, perhaps, no
- control,--the inapplicability, perhaps, of peculiar covenants
- in the lease to the particular circumstances of the farm--the
- lease having perhaps been drawn up by a person ignorant of
- agriculture,--are excuses unavailingly offered to a factor
- confessedly unacquainted with country affairs, and the result
- ensues in disputes betwixt him and the tenant. To
- explanations, the landlord is _unwilling_ to listen, in order
- to preserve intact the authority of the factor; or, what is
- still worse, is _unable_ to interfere, because of his own
- inability to judge of the actual state of the case betwixt
- himself and the tenant, and, of course, the disputes are left
- to be settled by the originator of them. Thus commence
- actions at law,--criminations and recriminations,--much
- alienation of feeling; and at length a proposal for the
- settlement of matters, at first perhaps unimportant, by the
- arbitration of practical men. The tenant is glad to submit to
- an arbitration to save his money; and in all such disputes,
- being the weaker party, he suffers most in purse and
- character. The landlord, who ought to have been the
- protector, is thus converted into the unconscious oppressor
- of his tenant.
-
- "A factor acquainted with practical agriculture would conduct
- himself very differently in the same circumstances. He would
- endeavour to prevent legitimate differences of opinion on
- points of management from terminating in disputes, by skilful
- investigation and well-timed compromise. He would study to
- uphold the honour of both landlord and tenant. He would at
- once see whether the terms of the lease were strictly
- applicable to the circumstances of the farm, and, judging
- accordingly, would check improper deviations from proper
- covenants, whilst he would make allowances for inappropriate
- ones. He would soon discover whether the condition of the
- tenant was caused more by his own mismanagement than by the
- nature of the farm he occupies, and he would conform his
- conduct towards him accordingly--encouraging industry and
- skill, admonishing indolence, and amending the objectionable
- circumstances of the farm. Such a factor is always highly
- respected, and his opinion and judgment are entirely confided
- in by the tenantry. Mutual kindliness of intercourse,
- therefore, always subsists betwixt such factors and the
- tenants. No landlord, whether acquainted or unacquainted with
- farming, especially in the latter case, should confide the
- management of his estate to any person less qualified."
-
-These extracts are long, but we feel we are rendering the public a
-service by placing them where they are likely to be widely read.
-
-We have mentioned above that the _Book of the Farm_ is full of that
-kind of clear home knowledge of rural life which the emigrant in
-foreign climes at all resembling our own will delight to read and
-profit by; but it will not supply the place of previous agricultural
-training. There is much truth and sound practical advice in the
-following observations:--
-
- "Let _every_ intending settler, therefore, _learn agriculture
- thoroughly_ before he emigrates; and, if it suits his taste,
- time, and arrangements, let him study in the colony the
- necessarily imperfect system pursued by the settlers, before
- he embarks in it himself; and the fuller knowledge acquired
- here will enable him, not only to understand the colonial
- scheme in a short time, but to select the part of the country
- best suited to his purpose. But, in truth, he has much higher
- motives for learning agriculture here; for a thorough
- acquaintance will enable him to make the best use of
- inadequate means--to know to apply cheap animal instead of
- dear manual labour,--to suit the crop to the soil, and the
- labour to the weather;--to construct appropriate dwellings
- for himself and family, live stock, and provisions; to
- superintend every kind of work, and to show a familiar
- acquaintance with them all. These are qualifications which
- every emigrant may acquire here, but not in the colonies
- without a large sacrifice of time--and time to a settler thus
- spent is equal to a sacrifice of capital, whilst eminent
- qualifications are equivalent to capital itself. This
- statement may be stigmatised by agricultural settlers who may
- have succeeded in amassing fortunes without more knowledge
- of agriculture than what was picked up by degrees on the
- spot; but such persons are incompetent judges of a statement
- like this, never having become properly acquainted with
- agriculture; and however successful their exertions may have
- proved, they might have realised larger incomes in the time,
- or as large in a shorter time, had they brought an intimate
- acquaintance of the most perfect system of husbandry known,
- to bear upon the favourable circumstances they occupied."
-
-The early winter is spent in ploughing, which we pass over, and
-mid-winter chiefly in feeding stock, in threshing out the corn, and in
-attending to composts and dunghills. Preparing and sowing the seed is
-the most important business of the spring months, to which succeeds
-the tending of the lambs and ewes, and the preparation of the land for
-the fallow or root crops. These several operations are treated of in
-their most minute details, and the latest methods adopted in reference
-to every point are fully explained.
-
-In the husbandry of the most advanced portions of our island, the
-turnip occupies a most important place in the estimation of the
-skilful farmer, whether his dependence for the means of paying his
-rent be placed upon the profits of his corn crops or of his cattle.
-
-Of the turnip we have now many varieties--though it is only seventy or
-eighty years since it was first introduced into field culture--at
-least in those districts of the island in which its importance is most
-fully recognised. The history of its introduction into Scotland is
-thus given by Mr Stephens--
-
- "The history of the turnip, like that of other cultivated
- plants, is obscure. According to the name given to the swede
- in this country, it is a native of Sweden; the Italian name
- _Navoni di Laponia_ intimates an origin in Lapland, and the
- French names _Chou de Lapone_, _Chou de Suède_, indicate an
- uncertain origin. Sir John Sinclair says, 'I am informed that
- the swedes were first introduced into Scotland _anno_ 1781-2,
- on the recommendation of Mr Knox, a native of East Lothian,
- who had settled at Gottenburg, whence he sent some of the
- seeds to Dr Hamilton.' There is no doubt the plant was first
- introduced into Scotland from Sweden, but I believe its
- introduction was prior to the date mentioned by Sir John
- Sinclair. The late Mr Airth, Mains of Dunn, Forfarshire,
- informed me that his father was the first farmer who
- cultivated swedes in Scotland, from seeds sent him by his
- eldest son, settled in Gottenburg, when my informant, the
- youngest son of a large family, was a boy of about ten years
- of age. Whatever may be the date of its introduction, Mr
- Airth cultivated them in 1777; and the date is corroborated
- by the silence preserved by Mr Wight regarding its culture by
- Mr Airth's father when he undertook the survey of the state
- of husbandry in Scotland, in 1773, at the request of the
- Commissioners of the Annexed Estates, and he would not have
- failed to report so remarkable a circumstance as the culture
- of so useful a plant, so that it was unknown prior to 1773.
- Mr Airth sowed the first portion of seed he received in beds
- in the garden, and transplanted the plants in rows in the
- field, and succeeded in raising good crops for some years,
- before sowing the seed directly in the fields."
-
-The weight of a good turnip crop--not of an extraordinary crop, which
-some persons can succeed in raising, and the accounts of which others
-only refuse to credit--is a point of much importance; and it is so,
-not merely to the farmer who possesses it, but to the rural community
-at large. The conviction that a certain given weight is a fair average
-crop in well-farmed land, where it does not exceed his own, will be
-satisfactory to the industrious farmer; while it will serve as a
-stimulus to those whose soil, or whose skill, have hitherto been
-unable to raise so large a weight. According to our author--
-
- "A good crop of swede turnips weighs from 30 to 35 tons per
- imperial acre.
-
- "A good crop of yellow turnips weighs from 30 to 32 tons per
- imperial acre.
-
- "A good crop of white globe turnips weighs from 30 to 40 tons
- per imperial acre."
-
-Of all kinds of turnips, therefore, from 30 to 40 tons per imperial
-acre are a good crop.
-
-The readers of agricultural journals must have observed that, of late
-years, the results of numerous series of experiments have been
-published. Among those that have been made upon turnips, he will have
-noticed also that the crop, in about nine cases out of ten, is under
-twenty tons; that these crops vary, for the most part, between nine
-and sixteen tons; and that some farmers are not ashamed to publish to
-the world, that they are content with crops of from seven to ten tons
-of turnips an acre. Where is our skill in the management of turnip
-soils, if, in the average of years, such culture and crops satisfy any
-considerable number of our more intelligent tenantry? We know that
-soil, and season, and locality, and numerous accidents, affect the
-produce of this crop; but the margin between the _actual_ and the
-_possible_ is far too wide to be accounted for in this way. More
-skill, more energy, more expenditure in draining, liming, and
-manuring--a wider diffusion of our practical and scientific
-agricultural literature--these are the means by which the wide margin
-is to be narrowed; by which what is in the land is to be brought _out_
-of the land, and thereby the farmer made more comfortable, and the
-landlord more rich.
-
-The subject of sheep and cattle feeding is very important, and very
-interesting, and our book is rich in materials which would provoke us
-to discuss it at some length, did our limits admit of it. We must be
-content, however, with a few desultory extracts.
-
-The following, in regard to sheep feeding upon turnips, is curious,
-and, in our opinion, requires repetition:--
-
- "A curious and unexpected result was brought to light by Mr
- Pawlett, and is thus related in his own words,--'Being aware
- that it was the custom of some sheep-breeders to wash the
- food,--such as turnips, carrots, and other roots,--for their
- sheep, I was induced also to try the system; and as I usually
- act cautiously in adopting any new scheme, generally bringing
- it down to the true standard of experience, I selected for
- the trial two lots of lambs. One lot was fed, in the usual
- manner, on carrots and swedes _unwashed_; the other lot was
- fed exactly on the same kinds of food, but the carrots and
- swedes were _washed_ very clean every day: they were weighed
- before trial, on the 2d December, and again on the 30th
- December, 1835. The lambs fed with the unwashed food gained
- each 7-1/2 lb., and those on the washed gained 4-3/4 lb.
- each; which shows that those lambs which were fed in the
- usual way, without having their food washed, gained the most
- weight in a month by 2-3/4 lb. each lamb. There appears to me
- no advantage in this method of management--indeed animals are
- fond of licking the earth, particularly if fresh turned up;
- and a little of it taken into the stomach with the food must
- be conducive to their health, or nature would not lead them
- to take it.'"
-
-Another experiment on the fattening properties of different breeds of
-sheep, under similar treatment, quoted from the _Journal of the Royal
-Agricultural Society of England_, is also deserving the attention of
-our readers:--
-
- "Experiments were made in 1844-5 on the Earl of Radnor's farm
- at Coleshill, on the comparative fattening properties of
- different breeds of sheep under the same treatment. The sheep
- consisted of Leicesters, South-downs, half-breds,--a cross
- between the Cotswold and South-down--and Cotswolds. The
- sheep, being then lambs, were divided into lots of three each
- of each breed, and were grazed four months, from 29th August
- 1844 to 4th January 1845, when they were put on hay and
- swedes for three months, from 4th January to the 31st of
- March following. While on grass, the different breeds gained
- in weight as follows:--
-
- lb. lb.
- The Leicesters being 46 each, gained 10-1/2 each.
- South-downs 47 " 11
- Half-breds 44-1/2 " 12
- Cotswolds 56-1/2 " 10-1/2"
-
-It is one of the most delicate qualifications connected with the
-stock-feeder's art to be able to select that stock, and that variety
-of it, which, under all the circumstances in which he is placed, will
-give him the largest return in money--hence every experiment like the
-above, if well conducted, is deserving of his close attention. At the
-same time, in rural experiments, more almost than in any other, the
-number of elements which interfere with the result, and may modify it,
-is so great, that too much confidence ought not to be placed upon
-single trials. Repeated results _of one kind_ must be obtained, before
-a farmer can be justified in spending much money on the faith of them.
-
-In turning to the winter feeding of cattle upon turnips and other
-food--a subject important enough to justify Mr Stephens in devoting
-forty of his closely printed pages to it--we are reminded of a
-character of this book which we like very much, which squares
-admirably with our own idea of neatness, order, and method, and which
-we heartily commend to the attention of our farming friends: this is
-the full and minute description he gives of the duties of every class
-of servants upon the farm, of the necessity of having these duties
-regularly and methodically performed, and of the way in which the
-master may bring this about.
-
-The cattle-man is an important person in the winter feeding of cattle;
-he therefore commences this section with an account of the duties and
-conduct of this man. Even his dress he describes; and the following
-paragraph shows his reason for drawing the young farmer's attention to
-it:--
-
- "The _dress_ of a cattle-man is worth attending to, as
- regards its appropriateness for his business. Having so much
- straw to carry on his back, a bonnet or round-crowned hat is
- the most convenient head-dress for him; but what is of more
- importance when he has charge of a bull, is to have his
- clothes of a sober hue, free of gaudy or strongly-contrasted
- colours, especially _red_, as that colour is peculiarly
- offensive to bulls. It is with red cloth and flags that the
- bulls in Spain are irritated to action at their celebrated
- bull-fights. Instances are in my remembrance of bulls turning
- upon their keepers, not because they were habited in red, but
- from some strongly contrasted bright colours. It was stated
- that the keeper of the celebrated bull Sirius, belonging to
- the late Mr Robertson of Ladykirk, wore a red nightcap on the
- day the bull attacked and killed him. On walking with a lady
- across a field, my own bull--the one represented in the plate
- of the Short-horn Bull, than which a more gentle and generous
- creature of his kind never existed--made towards us in an
- excited state; and for his excitement I could ascribe no
- other cause than the red shawl worn by the lady, for as soon
- as we left the field he resumed his wonted quietness. I
- observed him excited, on another occasion, in his hammel,
- when the cattle-man--an aged man, who had taken charge of him
- for years--attended him one Sunday forenoon in a new red
- nightcap, instead of his usual black hat. Be the cause of the
- disquietude in the animal what it may, it is prudential in a
- _cattle_-man to be habited in a sober suit of clothes."
-
-Then, after insisting upon _regularity of time_ in everything he does,
-following the man through a whole day's work, describing all his
-operations, and giving figures of all his tools,--his graip, his
-shovel, his different turnip choppers, his turnip-slicer, his
-wheel-barrow, his chaff-cutters, his linseed bruisers, and his
-corn-crushers,--he gives us the following illustration of the
-necessity of regularity and method, and of the way to secure them:--
-
- "In thus minutely detailing the duties of the cattle-man, my
- object has been to show you rather how the turnips and fodder
- should be distributed relatively than absolutely; but
- whatever hour and minute the cattle-man finds, from
- experience, he can devote to each portion of his work, you
- should see that he performs _the same operation at the same
- time every day_. By paying strict attention to time, the
- cattle will be ready for and expect their wonted meals at the
- appointed times, and will not complain until they arrive.
- Complaints from his stock should be distressing to every
- farmer's ears, for he may be assured they will not complain
- until they feel hunger; and if allowed to hunger they will
- not only lose condition, but render themselves, by
- discontent, less capable of acquiring it when the food
- happens to be fully given. Wherever you hear lowings from
- cattle, you may safely conclude that matters are conducted
- there in an irregular manner. The cattle-man's rule is a
- simple one, and easily remembered,--_Give food and fodder to
- cattle at fixed times, and dispense them in a fixed routine_.
- I had a striking instance of the bad effects of irregular
- attention to cattle. An old staid labourer was appointed to
- take charge of cattle, and was quite able and willing to
- undertake the task. He got his own way at first, as I had
- observed many labouring men display great ingenuity in
- arranging their work. Lowings were soon heard from the stock
- in all quarters, both in and out of doors, which intimated
- the want of regularity in the cattle-man; whilst the poor
- creature himself was constantly in a state of bustle and
- uneasiness. To put an end to this disorderly state of things,
- I apportioned his entire day's work by his own watch; and on
- implicitly following the plan, he not only soon satisfied the
- wants of every animal committed to his charge, but had
- abundant leisure to lend a hand to anything that required his
- temporary assistance. His old heart overflowed with gratitude
- when he found the way of making all his creatures happy; and
- his kindness to them was so undeviating, they would have done
- whatever he liked."
-
-And the money profit which this attention to regularity will give, in
-addition to the satisfaction which attends it, is thus plainly set
-down:--
-
- "Let us reduce the results of bad management to figures.
- Suppose you have three sets of beasts, of different ages,
- each containing 20 beasts--that is, 60 in all--and they get
- as many turnips as they can eat. Suppose that each of these
- beasts acquires only half a pound less live weight every day
- than they would under the most proper management, and this
- would incur a loss of 30 lbs. a-day of live weight, which,
- over 180 days of the fattening season, will make the loss
- amount to 5400 lbs. of live weight; or, according to the
- common rules of computation, 3240 lbs., or 231 stones, of
- dead weight at 6s. the stone, £69, 6s.--a sum equal to more
- than five times the wages received by the cattle-man. The
- question, then, resolves itself into this--whether it is not
- for your interest to save this sum annually, by making your
- cattle-man attend your cattle according to a regular plan,
- the form of which is in your own power to adopt and pursue?"
-
-We must pass over the entire doctrine of prepared food, which has
-lately occupied so much attention, and has been so ably advocated by
-Mr Warner, Mr Marshall, Mr Thompson, and which, among others, has been
-so successfully practised by our friend Mr Hutton of Sowber Hill in
-Yorkshire. We only quote, by the way, a curious observation of Mr
-Robert Stephenson of Whitelaw in East-Lothian:
-
- "'We shall conclude,' he says, 'by relating a singular
- fact'--and a remarkable one it is, and worth
- remembering--'that _sheep_ on turnips will consume nearly in
- proportion to _cattle_, weight for weight; that is, 10 sheep
- of 14 lbs. a-quarter, or 40 stones in all, will eat nearly
- the same quantity of turnips as an ox of 40 stones; but turn
- the ox to grass, and 6 sheep will be found to consume an
- equal quantity. This great difference may perhaps,' says Mr
- Stephenson, and I think truly, 'be accounted for by the
- practice of sheep cropping the grass much closer and oftener
- than cattle, and which, of course, prevents its growing so
- rapidly with them as with cattle.'"
-
-The treatment of farm horses in winter is under the direction of the
-ploughman, whose duties are first described, after which the system of
-management and feeding of farm and saddle horses is discussed at a
-length of thirty pages.
-
-Among other pieces of curious information which our author gives us is
-the nomenclature of the animals he treats of, at their various ages.
-This forms a much larger vocabulary than most people imagine, and
-comprises many words of which four-fifths of our population would be
-unable to tell the meaning.
-
-Thus, of the sheep he informs us--
-
- "A new-born sheep is called a _lamb_, and retains the name
- until weaned from its mother and able to support itself. The
- generic name is altered according to the sex and state of the
- animal; when a female it is a _ewe-lamb_, when a male
- _tup-lamb_, and this last is changed to _hogg-lamb_ when it
- undergoes emasculation.
-
- "After a lamb has been weaned, until the first fleece is
- shorn from its back, it receives the name of _hogg_, which is
- also modified according to the sex and state of the animal, a
- female being a _ewe-hogg_, a male a _tup-hogg_, and a
- castrated male a _wether-hogg_. After the first fleece has
- been shorn, another change is made in the nomenclature; the
- ewe-hogg then becomes a _gimmer_, the tup-hogg a
- _shearling-tup_, and the wether-hog a _dinmont_, and these
- names are retained until the fleece is shorn a second time.
-
- "After the second shearing another change is effected in all
- these names; the gimmer is then a _ewe_ if she is _in lamb_,
- but if not, a _barren gimmer_ and if never put to the ram a
- _eild gimmer_. The shearling tup is then a _2-shear tup_, and
- the dinmont is a _wether_, but more correctly a _2-shear
- wether_.
-
- "A ewe three times shorn is a _twinter ewe_, (_two-winter
- ewe_;) a tup is a _3-shear tup_; and a wether still a
- _wether_, or more correctly a _3-shear wether_--which is an
- uncommon name among Leicester sheep, as the castrated sheep
- of that breed are rarely kept to that age.
-
- "A ewe four times shorn is a _three winter ewe_, or _aged
- ewe_; a tup, an _aged tup_, a name he retains ever after,
- whatever his age, but they are seldom kept beyond this age;
- and the wether is now a _wether_ properly so called.
-
- "A _tup_ and _ram_ are synonymous terms.
-
- "A ewe that has borne a lamb, when it fails to be with lamb
- again is a _tup-eill_ or _barren ewe_. After a ewe has ceased
- to give milk she is a _yeld-ewe_.
-
- "A ewe when removed from the breeding flock is a _draft ewe_,
- whatever her age may be; gimmers put aside as unfit for
- breeding are _draft gimmers_, and the lambs, dinmonts or
- wethers, drafted out of the fat or young stock are
- _sheddings_, _tails_, or _drafts_.
-
- "In England a somewhat different nomenclature prevails. Sheep
- bear the name of _lamb_ until eight months old, after which
- they are _ewe_ and _wether teggs_ until once clipped. Gimmers
- are _theares_ until they bear the first lamb, when they are
- _ewes of 4-teeth_, next year _ewes of 6-teeth_, and the year
- after _full-mouthed ewes_. Dinmonts are called _shear hoggs_
- until shorn of the fleece, when they are _2-shear wethers_,
- and ever after are _wethers_."
-
-The names of cattle are a little less complicated.
-
- "The _names_ given to cattle at their various ages are
- these:--A new-born animal of the ox-tribe is called a _calf_,
- a male being a _bull-calf_, a female a _quey-calf_,
- _heifer-calf_, or _cow-calf_; and a castrated male calf is a
- _stot-calf_, or simply a _calf_. Calf is applied to all young
- cattle until they attain one year old, when they are
- _year-olds_ or _yearlings_--_year-old bull_, _year-old quey_
- or heifer, _year-old stot_. _Stot_, in some places, is a bull
- of any age.
-
- "In another year they are _2-year old bull_, _2-year-old
- quey_ or _heifer_, _2-year-old-stot_ or _steer_. In England
- females are _stirks_ from calves to 2-year-old, and males
- _steers_; in Scotland both young male and females are
- _stirks_. The next year they are _3-year-old bull_, in
- England 3-year-old female a _heifer_, in Scotland a
- _3-year-old quey_, and a male is a _3-year-old stot_ or
- _steer_.
-
- "When a quey bears a calf, it is a _cow_, both in Scotland
- and England. Next year the _bulls_ are _aged_; the _cows_
- retain the name ever after, and the _stots_ or _steers_ are
- _oxen_, which they continue to be to any age. A cow or quey
- that has received the bull is _served_ or _bulled_, and is
- then _in calf_, and in that state these are in England
- _in-calvers_. A cow that suffers abortion _slips_ its calf. A
- cow that has either _missed_ being in calf, or has _slipped_
- calf, is _eill_; and one that has gone dry of milk is a
- _yeld-cow_. A cow giving milk is a _milk_ or _milch-cow_.
- When two calves are born at one birth, they are _twins_; if
- three, _trins_. A quey calf of twins of bull and quey calves,
- is a _free martin_, and never produces young, but exhibits no
- marks of a hybrid or mule.
-
- "_Cattle_, _black cattle_, _horned cattle_, and _neat
- cattle_, are all generic names for the ox tribe, and the term
- _beast_ is a synonyme.
-
- "An ox without horns is _dodded_ or _humbled_.
-
- "A castrated bull is a _segg_. A quey-calf whose ovaries have
- been obliterated, to prevent her breeding, is a _spayed
- heifer_ or _quey_."
-
-Those of the horse are fewer, and more generally known--
-
- "The names commonly given to the different states of the
- horse are these:--The new-born one is called a _foal_, the
- male being a _colt foal_, and the female a _filly foal_.
- After being weaned, the foals are called simply _colt_ or
- _filly_, according to the sex, which the colt retains until
- broken in for work, when he is a _horse_ or _gelding_ which
- he retains all his life; and the filly is then changed into
- _mare_. When the colt is not castrated he is an _entire
- colt_; which name he retains until he serves mares, when he
- is a _stallion_ or _entire horse_; when castrated he is a
- _gelding_; and it is in this state that he is chiefly worked.
- A mare, when served, is said to be _covered by_ or _stinted
- to_ a particular stallion; and after she has borne a foal she
- is a _brood mare_, until she ceases to bear, when she is a
- _barren mare_ or _eill mare_; and when dry of milk, she is
- _yeld_. A mare, while big with young, is _in foal_. Old
- stallions are never castrated."
-
-Those of the pig are as follows--
-
- "When new-born, they are called _sucking pigs_, or simply
- _pigs_; and the male is a _boar pig_, the female _sow pig_. A
- castrated male, after it is weaned, is a _shot_ or _hog_. Hog
- is the name mostly used by naturalists, and very frequently
- by writers on agriculture; but, as it sounds so like the name
- given to young sheep, (hogg,) I shall always use the terms
- pig and swine for the sake of distinction. The term _hog_ is
- said to be derived from a Hebrew noun, signifying 'to have
- narrow eyes,' a feature quite characteristic of this species
- of animal. A spayed female is a _cut sow pig_. As long as
- both sorts of cut pigs are small and young, they are
- _porkers_ or _porklings_. A female that has not been cut, and
- before it bears young, is an _open sow_; and an entire male,
- after being weaned, is always a _boar_ or _brawn_. A cut boar
- is a _brawner_. A female that has taken the boar is said to
- be _lined_; when bearing young she is a _brood sow_; and when
- she has brought forth pigs she has _littered_ or _farrowed_,
- and her family of pigs at one birth form a _litter_ or
- _farrow_ of pigs."
-
-The diseases of cattle, horses, pigs, and poultry, are treated
-of--their management in disease, that is, as well as in health. And it
-is one of the merits of Mr Stephens that he has taken such pains in
-getting up his different subjects--that he seems as much at home in
-one department of his art as in another; and we follow him with equal
-confidence in his description of field operations, of servant-choosing
-and managing, of cattle-buying, tending, breeding, feeding,
-butchering, and even cooking and eating--for he is cunning in these
-last points also.
-
-His great predecessor Tucker prided himself, in his "_Five hundred
-points_," in mixing up huswifry with husbandry:--
-
- "In husbandry matters, where _Pilcrow_[3] ye find,
- That verse appertaineth to Huswif'ry kind;
- So have ye more lessons, if there ye look well,
- Than huswif'ry book doth utter or tell."
-
-Following Tucker's example, our author scatters here and there
-throughout his book much useful information for the farmer's wife; and
-for her especial use, no doubt, he has drawn up his curious and
-interesting chapter on the treatment of fowls in winter. To show how
-minute his knowledge is upon this point, and how implicitly therefore
-he may be trusted in greater matters, we quote the following:--
-
-"Every yellow-legged chicken should be used, whether male or
-female--their flesh never being so fine as the others." "Young fowls
-may either be roasted or boiled, the male making the best roasted, and
-the female the neatest boiled dish." "The criterion of a fat hen, when
-alive, is a plump breast, and the rump feeling thick, fat, and firm,
-on being handled laterally between the finger and thumb."
-
-"Of a fat goose the mark is, plumpness of muscle over the breast, and
-thickness of rump when alive; and in addition, when dead and plucked,
-of a uniform covering of _white_ fat under a fine skin on the breast."
-"Geese are always roasted in Britain, though a boiled goose is not an
-uncommon dish in Ireland; and their flesh is certainly much heightened
-in flavour by a stuffing of onions, and an accompaniment of apple
-sauce."
-
-We suppose a boiled goose must be especially tasteless, as we once
-knew an old schoolmaster on the North Tyne, whose very stupid pupils
-were always christened _boiled geese_.
-
-The threshing and winnowing of grain, which forms so important a part
-of the winter operations of a farm, naturally lead our author to
-describe and figure the different species of corn plants and their
-varieties, and to discuss their several nutritive values, the
-geographical range and distribution of each, and the special uses or
-qualities of the different varieties.
-
-Widely spread and known for so many ages, the home or native country
-of our cereal plants is not only unknown, but some suppose the several
-species, like the varieties of the human race, to have all sprung from
-a common stock.
-
- "It is a very remarkable circumstance, as observed by Dr
- Lindley, that the native country of wheat, oats, barley, and
- rye should be entirely unknown; for although oats and barley
- were found by Colonel Chesney, apparently wild, on the banks
- of the Euphrates, it is doubtful whether they were not the
- remains of cultivation. This has led to an opinion, on the
- part of some persons, that all our cereal plants are
- artificial productions, obtained accidentally, but retaining
- their habits, which have become fixed in the course of ages."
-
-Whatever may be the original source of our known species of grain, and
-of their numerous varieties, it cannot be doubted that their
-existence, at the present time, is a great blessing to man. Of wheat
-there are upwards of a hundred and fifty known varieties, of barley
-upwards of thirty, and of oats about sixty. While the different
-species--wheat, barley, and oats--are each specially confined to large
-but limited regions of the earth's surface, the different varieties
-adapt themselves to the varied conditions of soil and climate which
-exist within the natural geographical region of each, and to the
-different uses for which each species is intended to be employed.
-
-Thus the influence of variety upon the adaptation of the oat to the
-soil, climate, and wants of a given locality, is shown by the
-following observations:--
-
- "The Siberian oat is cultivated in the poorer soils and
- higher districts, resists the force of the wind, and yields a
- grain well adapted for the support of farm-horses. The straw
- is fine and pliable, and makes an excellent dry fodder for
- cattle and horses, the saccharine matter in the joints being
- very sensible to the taste. It comes early to maturity, and
- hence its name."
-
-The Tartarian oat, from the peculiarity of its form, and from its
-"possessing a beard, is of such a hardy nature as to thrive in soils
-and climates where the other grains cannot be raised. It is much
-cultivated in England, and not at all in Scotland. It is a coarse
-grain, more fit for horse-food than to make into meal. The grain is
-dark coloured and awny; the straw coarse, harsh, brittle, and rather
-short."
-
-The reader will see from this extract that the English "food for
-horses" is, in reality, not the same thing as the "chief o' Scotia's
-food;" and that a little agricultural knowledge would have prevented
-Dr Johnson from exhibiting, in the same sentence, an example of both
-his ignorance and his venom.
-
-Variety affects appearance and quality; and how these are to be
-consulted in reference to the market in which the grain is to be sold,
-may be gathered from the following:--
-
- "When wheat is quite opaque, indicating not the least
- translucency, it is in the best state for yielding the finest
- flour--such flour as confectioners use for pastry; and in
- this state it will be eagerly purchased by them at a large
- price. Wheat in this state contains the largest proportion of
- fecula or starch, and is therefore best suited to the
- starch-maker, as well as the confectioner. On the other hand,
- when wheat is translucent, hard, and flinty, it is better
- suited to the common baker than the confectioner and starch
- manufacturer, as affording what is called _strong_ flour,
- that rises boldly with yeast into a spongy dough. Bakers
- will, therefore, give more for good wheat in this state than
- in the opaque; but for bread of finest quality the flour
- should be fine as well as strong, and therefore a mixture of
- the two conditions of wheat is best suited for making the
- best quality of bread. Bakers, when they purchase their own
- wheat, are in the habit of mixing wheat which respectively
- possesses those qualities; and millers who are in the habit
- of supplying bakers with flour, mix different kinds of wheat,
- and grind them together for their use. Some sorts of wheat
- naturally possess _both_ these properties, and on that
- account are great favourites with bakers, though not so with
- confectioners; and, I presume, to this mixed property is to
- be ascribed the great and lasting popularity which Hunter's
- white wheat has so long enjoyed. We hear also of '_high
- mixed_' Danzig wheat, which has been so mixed for the
- purpose, and is in high repute amongst bakers. Generally
- speaking, the purest coloured white wheat indicates most
- opacity, and, of course, yields the finest flour; and red
- wheat is most flinty, and therefore yields the strongest
- flour: a translucent red wheat will yield stronger flour than
- a translucent white wheat, and yet a red wheat never realises
- so high a price in the market as white--partly because it
- contains a larger proportion of refuse in the grinding, but
- chiefly because it yields less fine flour, that is, starch."
-
-In regard to wheat, it has been supposed, that the qualities referred
-to in the above extract, as especially fitting certain varieties for
-the use of the confectioner, &c., were owing to the existence of a
-larger quantity of gluten in these kinds of grain. Chemical inquiry
-has, however, nearly dissipated that idea, and with it certain
-erroneous opinions, previously entertained, as to their superior
-nutritive value. Climate and physiological constitution induce
-differences in our vegetable productions, which chemical research may
-detect and explain, but may never be able to remove or entirely
-control.
-
-The bran, or external covering of the grain of wheat, has recently
-also been the subject of scientific and economical investigation. It
-has been proved, by the researches of Johnston, confirmed by those of
-Miller and others, that the bran of wheat, though less readily
-digestible, contains more nutritive matter than the white interior of
-the grain. Brown, or household bread, therefore, which contains a
-portion of the bran, is to be preferred, both for economy and for
-nutritive quality, to that made of the finest flour.
-
-Upon the economy of mixing potato with wheaten flour, and of home-made
-bread, Mr Stephens has the following:--
-
- "It is assumed by some people, that a mixture of potatoes
- amongst wheaten flour renders bread lighter and more
- wholesome. That it will make bread whiter, I have no doubt;
- but I have as little doubt that it will render it more
- insipid, and it is demonstrable that it makes it dearer than
- wheaten flour. Thus, take a bushel of 'seconds' flour,
- weighing 56 lbs. at 5s. 6d. A batch of bread, to consist of
- 21 lbs., will absorb as much water, and require as much yeast
- and salt, as will yield 7 loaves, of 4 lbs. each, for 2s.
- 4d., or 4d. per loaf. 'If, instead of 7 lbs. of the flour,
- the same weight of raw potatoes be substituted, with the hope
- of saving by the comparatively low price of the latter
- article, the quantity of bread that will be yielded will be
- _but a trifle more than would have been produced from 14 lbs.
- of flour only_, without the addition of the 7 lbs. of
- potatoes; for the starch of this root is the only nutritive
- part, and we have proved that but one-seventh or one-eighth
- of it is contained in every pound, the remainder being water
- and innutritive matter. Only 20 lbs. of bread, therefore,
- instead of 28 lbs., will be obtained; and this, though white,
- will be comparatively flavourless, and liable to become dry
- and sour in a few days; whereas, without the latter addition,
- bread made in private families will keep _well_ for 3 weeks,
- though, after a fortnight, it begins to deteriorate,
- especially in the autumn.' The calculation of comparative
- _cost_ is thus shown:--
-
- Flour, 14 lbs., say at 1-1/4d. per lb., = 1s. 5-1/2d.
- Potatoes, 7 lbs., say at 5s. per sack, = 0 2
- Yeast and fuel, = 0 4-1/2
- ------
- 2s. 0d.
-
- The yield, 20 lbs., or 5 loaves of 4 lbs. each, will be
- nearly 5d. each, which is dearer than the wheaten loaves at
- 4d. each, and the bread, besides, of inferior quality.
-
- "'There are persons who assert--for we have heard them--that
- there is no economy in baking at home. An accurate and
- constant attention to the matter, with a close calculation of
- every week's results for several years--a calculation induced
- by the sheer love of investigation and experiment--enables us
- to assure our readers, that a gain is invariably made of from
- 1-1/2d. to 2d. on the 4 lb. loaf. If _all_ be intrusted to
- servants, we do not pretend to deny that the waste may
- neutralise the _profit_; but, with care and investigation, we
- pledge our veracity that the saving will prove to be
- considerable.' These are the observations of a lady well
- known to me."
-
-In the natural history of barley the most remarkable fact is, the high
-northern latitudes in which it can be successfully cultivated. Not
-only does it ripen in the Orkney and Shetland and Faroe Islands, but
-on the shores of the White Sea; and near the North Cape, in north
-latitude 70°, it thrives and yields nourishment to the inhabitants. In
-Iceland, in latitude 63° to 66° north, it ceases to ripen, not because
-the temperature is too low, but because rains fall at an unseasonable
-time, and thus prevent the filling ear from arriving at maturity.
-
-The oat is distinguished by its remarkable nutritive quality, compared
-with our other cultivated grains. This has been long known in practice
-in the northern parts of the island, where it has for ages formed the
-staple food of the mass of the population, though it was doubted and
-disputed in the south so much, as almost to render the Scotch ashamed
-of their national food. Chemistry has recently, however, set the
-matter at rest, and is gradually bringing oatmeal again into general
-favour. We believe that the robust health of many fine families of
-children now fed upon it, in preference to wheaten flour, is a debt
-they owe, and we trust will not hereafter forget, to chemical science.
-
-On oatmeal Mr Stephens gives us the following information:--
-
- "The portion of the oat crop consumed by man is manufactured
- into _meal_. It is never called flour, as the millstones are
- not set so close in grinding it as when wheat is ground, nor
- are the stones for grinding oats made of the same material,
- but most frequently only of sandstone--the old red sandstone
- or greywacke. Oats, unlike wheat, are always kiln-dried
- before being ground; and they undergo this process for the
- purpose of causing the thick husk, in which the substance of
- the grain is enveloped, to be the more easily ground off,
- which it is by the stones being set wide asunder; and the
- husk is blown away, on being winnowed by the fanner, and the
- grain retained, which is then called _groats_. The groats are
- ground by the stones closer set, and yield the meal. The meal
- is then passed through sieves, to separate the thin husk from
- the meal. The meal is made in two states: one _fine_, which
- is the state best adapted for making into bread, in the form
- called oat-cake or bannocks; and the other is coarser or
- _rounder_ ground, and is in the best state for making the
- common food of the country people--porridge, _Scottice_,
- parritch. A difference of custom prevails in respect to the
- use of these two different states of oatmeal, in different
- parts of the country, the fine meal being best liked for all
- purposes in the northern, and the round or coarse meal in the
- southern counties; but as oat-cake is chiefly eaten in the
- north, the meal is there made to suit the purpose of bread
- rather than of porridge; whereas, in the south, bread is made
- from another grain, and oatmeal is there used only as
- porridge. There is no doubt that the round meal makes the
- best porridge, when properly made--that is, seasoned with
- salt, and boiled as long as to allow the particles to swell
- and burst, when the porridge becomes a pultaceous mass. So
- made, with rich milk or cream, few more wholesome dishes can
- be partaken by any man, or upon which a harder day's work can
- be wrought. Children of all ranks in Scotland are brought up
- on this diet, verifying the poet's assertion--
-
- "The halesome parritch, chief o' Scotia's food."
-
- BURNS.
-
- Forfarshire has long been famed for the quality of its brose
- and oat-cake, while the porridge of the Borders has as long
- been equally famous. It is so everywhere, the sharp soil
- producing the finest cake-meal, and clay land the best meal
- for boiling. Of meal from the varieties of the oat
- cultivated, that of the common Angus oat is the most thrifty
- for a poor man, though its yield in meal is less in
- proportion to the bulk of corn."
-
-Much valuable information is given on the management of manure-heaps,
-and the forming of composts in winter. We especially recommend to the
-reader's attention section 2043, which is too long to extract.
-Railways have done much to benefit the farmer: in speaking of
-composts, our author gives us the following example of a local injury
-produced by them:--
-
- "In the vicinity of villages where fish are cured and smoked
- for market, refuse of fish heads and guts make an excellent
- compost with earth. Near Eyemouth and Burnmouth, on the
- Berwickshire coast, 30 barrels of fish refuse, with as much
- earth from the head-ridges as will completely cover the heap,
- are sufficient for an imperial acre. The barrel contains 30
- gallons, and 4 barrels make a cart-load, and the barrel sells
- for 1s. 6d. From 400 to 600 barrels may be obtained for each
- farm in the neighbourhood, in the course of the season. Since
- the opening of the North British railway, the curing of the
- fish is given up, much to the loss of the farmers in that
- locality; and the fishermen now send, by the railway, the
- fish in a fresh state to the larger towns at a distance.
- Thus, railways produce advantage to some, whilst they cause
- loss to others. In the northern counties of Scotland, fish
- refuse is obtained in large quantities during the herring
- fishing season. On the coast of Cornwall, the pilchard
- fishing affords a large supply of refuse for composts."
-
-In regard to the calving of cows, to milking, and to the rearing of
-calves, we have information as full, as minute, and as easily
-conveyed, as on any of the other subjects which have hitherto engaged
-our attention. When treating of the diseases to which cows, on
-calving, are subject, we have been interested with the following
-case:--
-
- "I may here mention an unaccountable fatality which overtook
- a short-horn cow of mine, in Forfarshire, immediately after
- calving. She was an extraordinary milker, giving not less
- than thirty quarts a-day in summer on grass; but what was
- more extraordinary, for two calvings the milk never dried up,
- but continued to flow to the very day of calving, and after
- that event returned in increased quantity. In the third year
- she went naturally dry for about one month prior to the day
- of reckoning; every precaution, however, was taken that the
- milk should dry up without giving her any uneasiness. She
- calved in high health, the milk returned as usual in a great
- flush after calving, but it was impossible to draw it from
- the udder; not a teat would pass milk, _all the four being
- entirely corded_. Quills were first introduced into the
- teats; and then tubes of larger size were pushed up into the
- body of the udder. A little milk ran out of only one of
- them--hope revived; but it soon stopped running, and all the
- art that could be devised by a skilful shepherd proved
- unavailing to draw milk from the udder; rubbing and softening
- the udder with goose-fat, making it warmer with warm
- water--all to no purpose. To render the case more
- distressing, there was not a veterinary surgeon in the
- district. At length the udder inflamed, mortified, and the
- cow died in the most excruciating agony on the third day,
- from being in the highest state of health, though not in high
- condition, as her milking propensity usually kept her lean.
- No loss of the kind ever affected my mind so much--that
- nothing _could_ be done to relieve the distress of an animal
- which could not help itself. I was told afterwards by a
- shepherd, to whom I related the case, that I should have cut
- off all the teats, and although the horrid operation would,
- of course, have destroyed her for a milk cow, she might have
- been saved for feeding. He had never seen a _cow_ so operated
- on; but it suggested itself to him in consequence of having
- been obliged at times to cut off the teats of ewes to save
- their lives. The suggestion I think is good. The cow was bred
- by Mr Currie, when at Brandon in Northumberland."
-
-Is there really no remedy for so distressing a case as this but that
-which his shepherd recommended? He might, for the benefit of his
-readers, have consulted our friend Professor Dick, whose opinions he
-so frequently and so deservedly quotes.
-
-The following paragraph is very striking, as showing the cruel
-absurdities which ignorance will sometimes not only perpetrate, but
-actually establish, as a kind of custom in a country.
-
- "_Tail-ill or Tail-slip._--A very prevalent notion exists in
- Scotland amongst cattle-men, that when the tail of an ox or
- of a cow feels soft and supple immediately above the tuft of
- hair, there is disease in it; and it is called the tail-ill,
- or tail-slip. The almost invariable remedy is to make large
- incision with the knife along the under side of the soft
- part, stuff the wound full of salt and butter, and sometimes
- tar, and roll it up with a bandage for a few days, and when
- the application is removed, the animal is declared quite
- recovered. Now, this notion is an absurdity. There is no such
- disease as that imputed; and as the poor animal subjected to
- its cure is thus tormented, the sooner the absurd notion is
- exposed the better. The notion will not soon be abandoned by
- the cattle-men; but the farmer ought to forbid the
- performance of such an operation on any of his cattle without
- his special permission, and the absurd practice will fall
- into desuetude."
-
-We have not space for the remainder of this paragraph, which contains
-Professor Dick's _demonstration_ that no such disease exists as the
-so-called _Tail-ill_. Mr Stephens' narrations are more like a tale
-from the times of witchcraft, when old women were supposed to have the
-power of bringing disease upon cattle, than of those days of general
-enlightenment.
-
-In sections 2268 and 2269, there is a recipe for making a cow which
-has once calved give a _full_ supply of milk all the rest of her life,
-and which recipe is said to be infallible. This is a _bon-bouche_,
-however, which we shall leave our readers to turn up for themselves;
-and we hope the desire to learn it will induce many of our dairy
-friends to buy the book.
-
-The following is the mode adopted in fattening calves at Strathaven,
-in Scotland, where the famous veal has been so long grown, chiefly for
-the Glasgow market:--
-
- "Strathaven in Scotland has long been famed for rearing good
- _veal_ for the Glasgow and Edinburgh markets. The dairy
- farmers there retain the quey calves for maintaining the
- number of the cows, while they feed the male calves for veal.
- Their plan is simple, and may be followed anywhere. Milk only
- is given to the calves, and very seldom with any admixture,
- and they are not allowed to suck the cows. Some give milk,
- but sparingly at first, to whet the appetite, and prevent
- surfeit. The youngest calves get the first drawn milk, or
- _fore-broads_, as it is termed, and the older the
- _afterings_, even of two or three cows, being the richest
- portion of the milk. After being three or four weeks old,
- they get abundance of milk twice a-day. They get plenty of
- dry litter, fresh air, moderate warmth, and are kept nearly
- in the dark to check sportiveness. They are not bled during
- the time they are fed, and a lump of chalk is placed within
- their reach. They are fed from 4 to 6 weeks, when they fetch
- from £3 to £4 a-piece; and it is found more profitable to
- fatten the larger number of calves for that time, to succeed
- each other, of from 25 lb. to 30 lb. per quarter, than to
- force a fewer number beyond the state of marketable veal."
-
-The Caledonian Railway now puts this choice veal within the reach of
-English mouths; and we hope it will, at the same time, add to the
-prosperity and profits of the Strathaven breeders.
-
-The lambing of ewes, the care of the mothers and offspring, the
-diseases to which they are subject, as well as the other operations
-which demand the farmer's care in the months of spring, we must pass
-by. We could go on commenting and quoting from this book, as we have
-already done, till an entire number of Maga was filled up. But as this
-would be preposterous, we stop, earnestly pressing upon our readers to
-place a copy of this storehouse of rural information in the hands of
-every practical husbandman, in whose professional skill they are at
-all interested.
-
-Those who, like ourselves, take an interest in the diffusion of
-improved agriculture, scientific, and practical--and especially of our
-own agricultural literature in other countries--will be pleased to
-learn, not only that the work of which the title is prefixed to the
-present article, as well as the others upon agricultural chemistry to
-which we have referred, have made their way into the common stock of
-the book-stores of the United States, but that the editing of the
-American reprint of the second edition of the _Book of the Farm_ has
-been undertaken by our friend Professor Norton, of Yale College, (may
-his shadow never be less!) so well known and esteemed in Scotland,
-where he obtained the Highland Society's £50 prize for a chemical
-examination of our native oat, which was published in their
-Transactions. He is a worthy representative of the "country of steady
-habits" to which he belongs; and we hope his countrymen will be
-discriminating enough to appreciate his own character and scientific
-labours, as well as the value of the books he undertakes to bring
-before them.
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[1] Stephens' _Book of the Farm_, Second Edition, vol. I.
-
-[2] In a recent number of the _North British Agriculturist_, it is
-stated that an agricultural stoker, who thought himself qualified to
-discourse on the uses of science to agriculture, had astonished a late
-meeting of the Newcastle Farmers' Club by telling them that the only
-thing science had yet done for agriculture was to show them how to
-dissolve bones in sulphuric acid; and that chemistry might boast of
-having really effected something if it could teach him to raise long
-potatoes, as he used to do, or to grow potato instead of Tartary oats,
-as his next-door neighbour could do. No wonder the shrewd Tyne-siders
-were astonished.
-
-[3] Where ¶ (_pilcrow_,) or paragraph, is placed at the side of the
-verse.
-
-
-
-
-THE SYCAMINE.
-
-
- I.
-
- The frail yellow leaves they are falling
- As the wild winds sweep the grove;
- Plashy and dank is the sward beneath,
- And the sky it is gray above.
-
- II.
-
- Foaming adown the dark rocks,
- Dirge-like, the waterfall
- Mourns, as if mourning for something gone,
- For ever beyond its call.
-
- III.
-
- Sing, redbreast! from the russet spray;
- Thy song with the season blends:
- For the bees have left us with the blooms,
- And the swallows were summer friends.
-
- IV.
-
- The hawthorn bare, with berries sere,
- And the bramble by the stream,
- Matted, with clay on its yellow trails,
- Decay's wan emblems seem.
-
- V.
-
- On this slope bank how oft we lay
- In shadow of the sycamine tree;
- Pause, hoary Eld, and listen now--
- 'Twas but the roaring of the sea!
-
- VI.
-
- Oh, the shouts and the laughter of yore--
- How the tones wind round the heart!
- Oh, the faces blent with youth's blue skies--
- And could ye so depart!
-
- VII.
-
- The crow screams back to the wood,
- And the sea-mew to the sea,
- And earth seems to the foot of man
- No resting-place to be.
-
- VIII.
-
- Search ye the corners of the world,
- And the isles beyond the main,
- And the main itself, for those who went
- To come not back again!
-
- IX.
-
- The rest are a remnant scatter'd
- Mid the living; and, for the dead,
- Tread lightly o'er the churchyard mounds;
- Ye know not where ye tread!
-
- [Delta]
-
-
-
-
-AFTER A YEAR'S REPUBLICANISM.
-
-
-The revolutionary year has almost closed; the anniversary of the days
-of February is at hand. A Year's Republicanism has run the course of
-its unchecked experience in France: to believe its own boast, it has
-ridden boldly forward, seated upon public and popular opinion, in the
-form of the widest, and, upon republican principle, the honest basis
-of universal suffrage; it has been left to its own full career,
-unimpeded by enemies either at home or abroad. And what has been the
-result of the race?--what has been the harvest which the republican
-soil, so carefully turned over, tilled, and manured, has produced?
-
-It would be a useless task to recapitulate all the different stages of
-the growth of the so-called fair green tree of liberty, and enumerate
-all the fruits that it has let drop from time to time, from the
-earliest days of last spring, to the tempestuous summer month of June;
-and then, through the duller, heavier, and gloomy months of autumn, to
-those of winter, which brought a president as a Christmas-box, and
-which have shown a few scattered gleams of fancied sunshine, cold at
-the best, and quickly obscured again by thick-coming clouds of
-dis-accord, misapprehension, and startling opposition of parties. All
-the world has had these fruits dished up to it--has handled them,
-examined them, tasted them; and, according to their opinions or
-prejudices, men have judged their savour bitter or sweet. All that can
-be said on the subject, for those who have digested them with
-pleasure, is, that "there's no accounting for tastes." In calculating
-the value of the year's republicanism which France has treasured up in
-its history, it is as well, then, to make no further examination into
-the items, but to look to the sum-total as far as it can be added up
-and put together, in the present aspect of affairs. In spite of the
-openly expressed detestation of the provinces to the capital--in spite
-of the increasing spirit of decentralisation, and the efforts made by
-the departments to insure a certain degree of importance to
-themselves--it is still Paris that reigns paramount in its power, and
-as the influential expression, however false in many respects it may
-be, of the general spirit of the country. It is upon the aspect of
-affairs in Paris, then, and all its numerous conflicting elements,
-that observation must still be directed, in order to make a _résumé_,
-as far as it is practicable, of this sum-total of a year's republican
-rule. The account must necessarily be, more or less, a confused one,
-for accounts are not strictly kept in Republican Paris--are
-continually varying in their results, according as the political
-arithmeticians set about their "casting up"--and are constantly
-subject to dispute among the accountants: the main figures, composing
-the sum-total, may, however, be enumerated without any great error,
-and then they may be put together in their true amount, and according
-to their real value, by those before whom they are thus laid.
-
-One of the most striking figures in the row, inasmuch as the lateness
-of the events has made it one of the most prominent, is to be derived
-from the position and designs of those who declare themselves to be
-the only true and pure republicans in the anomalous Republic of
-France, as exemplified by that revolutionary movement which, although
-it led to no better result than a _révolution avortée_, takes its date
-in the history of the Republic beside the more troublous one of May,
-and the more bloody one of June, as "the affair of the 29th of
-January." Paris, after the removal of the state of siege, had done its
-best to put on its physiognomy of past years, had smeared over its
-wrinkles as best it might, and had made sundry attempts to smile
-through all this hasty plastering of its poor distorted face. Its
-shattered commerce still showed many rags and rents; but it had pulled
-its disordered dress with decency about it, and set it forth in the
-best lights; it had called foreigners once more around it, to admire
-it; and they had come at the call, although slowly and with mistrust.
-It had some hopes of mending its rags, then, and even furbishing up a
-new fresh _toilette_, almost as smart as of yore; it danced and sang
-again, although faintly and with effort. The National Assembly
-clamoured and fought, it is true; but Paris was grown accustomed to
-such discordant music, and at most only stopped its ears to it:
-ministers held their portfolios with ticklish balance, as if about to
-let them fall; but Paris was determined not to care who dropped
-portfolios, or who caught them: there were clouds again upon the
-political horizon, and distant rumblings of a crisis-thunderstorm; but
-Paris seemed resolved to look out for fine weather. All on a sudden,
-one bright morning, on the 29th of January, the smile vanished: the
-troubled physiognomy was again there; the revolutionary air again
-pervaded it; and foreigners once more, not liking the looks of the
-convulsed face, began to start back in alarm. The _rappel_ was again
-beaten, for the turning out of the national guards at the earliest
-hour of the morning: that drumming, which for many months had filled
-the air incessantly, again deafened sensitive ears and harassed
-sensitive nerves. The streets were thronged with troops, marching
-forwards in thick battalions; while before them retreated some
-hundreds of those nameless beings, who come no one knows whence, and
-go no one knows whither--those mysterious beings, peculiar to
-revolutionary cities, who only appear like a cloud of stinging dust
-when the wind of the revolution-tempest begins to blow, and who in
-Paris are either brigands or heroes of barricades, according as the
-language of the day may go--back, back, grumbling and threatening,
-into the faubourgs, where they vanished until the gale may blow
-stormier again, and meet with less resistance. The garden of the
-Tuileries was closed to the public, and exhibited an armed array once
-more among its leafless trees; the Champs Elysées had again become a
-camp and a bivouac; cannon was again posted around the National
-Assembly. Formidable military posts surrounded every public building;
-the streets were crowded with the curious; thick knots of men again
-stood at every corner; people asked once more, "What's on foot now?"
-but no one at first could answer: they only repeated from mouth to
-mouth the mysterious words of General Changarnier, that "he who should
-venture to displace a paving-stone would never again replace it;" and
-they knew what that meant. Paris was, all at once, its revolutionary
-self again; and, in some degree, so it remained during the ensuing
-weeks--with cannon displayed on hazardous points, and the great
-railway stations of the capital filled with battalions of soldiers,
-bivouacking upon straw in courts and _salles d' attente_; and huge
-military posts at every turn, and thick patrols parading gloomily at
-night, and palaces and public buildings closed and guarded, just as if
-retrograde monarchy were about to suppress fervent liberalism, and a
-"glorious republic" had not been established for a country's happiness
-wellnigh a year already; just as if republicans, who had conspired
-darkly a year before, had not obtained all they _then_ clamoured
-for--a republic based upon institutions resulting from universal
-suffrage--and were conspiring again. And so it was. A deep-laid
-conspiracy--a conspiracy of republicans against a republic, which they
-chose to call deceptive and illusory--was again on foot. They had
-possessed, for nigh a year, the blessing for which they had conspired,
-intrigued, and fought; and they conspired, intrigued, and would have
-fought again. One of the figures, then, to form the total which has to
-be summed up as the result of a year's republicanism, is--conspiracy;
-conspiracy more formidable than ever, because more desperate, more
-bloody-minded in its hopes, more destructive in its designs to all
-society.
-
-In spite of the denegations of the Red-republican party, and the
-counter-accusations of their allies the _Montagnards_ in the Assembly,
-the question of all Paris, "What's on foot now?" was soon answered; and
-the answer, spite of these same denegations, and counter-accusations,
-was speedily understood and believed by all France. A conspiracy of the
-ultra-democrats, Red republicans and Socialists, (all now so shaken up
-together in one common dark bag of underhand design, that it is
-impossible to distinguish the shades of such parties,) was on the
-point of breaking out in the capital: the 29th of January had been
-fixed upon by the conspirators for their general insurrection. The Red
-republicans (to include all the factions of the anarchist parties under
-that title, in which they themselves rejoice, although the designation
-be derived from "blood") had felt how strong and overpowering had
-become the clamour raised throughout the land against that National
-Assembly which had run its course, and was now placed in constant
-opposition, not only to the president of the republic, as represented
-by his ministers, but to the general spirit and feeling of the country
-at large; they were aware, but too feelingly, that, should the Assembly
-give way before this clamour, in spite of its evidences of resistance,
-and decree its own dissolution, the elections of a new Legislative
-Assembly by that universal suffrage which had once been their idol, and
-was now to be scouted and despised, would inevitably produce what they
-termed a reactionary, and what they suspected might prove, a
-counter-revolutionary and monarchic majority; and they had determined,
-in spite of their defeat in June, to attempt another revolution, in the
-hope of again surprising the capital by a _coup-de-main_, and seizing
-the reins of power into their own hands at once. This conspiracy was
-affiliated together, in its various branches, by those formidable
-_sociétés secrètes_, which, long organised, had been again called into
-service by the persevering activity of the party, not only in Paris,
-but in all the larger provincial towns, and for which fresh recruits
-had been zealously drummed together. A general outbreak all over the
-country was regulated to explode simultaneously on the 29th of January,
-or during the following night: that monomania, which has never ceased
-to possess the minds of the frantic chiefs of the Red-republican party,
-and which still entertains the vain dream that, if they rise, all the
-lower classes, or what they call "the people," must rise at their call,
-to fight in their wild cause, gave them support in their designs.
-Pretexts for discontent, at the same time, were not wanting. The
-project of the government for a general suppression of the clubs--a
-measure which they declared unconstitutional, gave a colour to
-disaffection and revolt; and hopes that fresh allies would join the
-insurrection gave the party a bold confidence, which it had not
-possessed since the days of June. The _garde mobile_, in fact, had been
-tampered with. The spirit of these young janissaries of the capital,
-for the most part but a year ago the mere _gamins de Paris_, always
-vacillating and little to be relied upon, spite of their deeds in June,
-had already been adroitly worked upon by the fostering of that jealousy
-which subsisted between them and the regular army into a more decided
-hatred, when a decree of the government for the reorganisation of the
-_corps_ was interpreted by the designing conspirators into an insult
-offered to the whole institution, and a preparatory measure to its
-total dissolution. Such insinuations, carefully fomented among these
-young troops, led to tumultuous demonstrations of disaffection and
-discontent. This ferment, so opportune for the designs of the Red
-republicans, induced them to believe that their hour of struggle and of
-approaching triumph was at hand: they counted on their new allies; all
-was ready for the outbreak. But the government was alive to the tempest
-rising around it; it was determined to do its duty to the country in
-_preventing_ the storm, rather than in suppressing it when once it
-should have broken forth. Hence the military preparations which, on the
-morning of the 29th of January, had once more rendered all Paris a
-fortress and a camp; hence the warning sound of the _rappel_, which at
-an early hour had once more roused all the citizens from their beds,
-and called alarmed faces forth at windows and upon balconies in the
-gloom of the dawn; hence the stern commanding words of General
-Changarnier, and the orders to the troops and the national guards, that
-any man attempting to raise a stone from the streets should be shot
-forthwith, and without mercy; hence the consternation with which the
-outpost allies of the Red republicans hurried back growling to their
-mysterious dens, wherever such may exist. Prevention was considered
-better than cure, in spite of the misinterpretations and
-misapprehensions to which it might be exposed, and by which it was
-subsequently assailed by the disappointed faction. Arrest then followed
-upon arrest; upwards of two hundred of the suspected chiefs of the
-conspiracy were hurried off to prison. Among them were former delegates
-to the once famous committee of the Luxembourg, whose conduct gave
-evidence of the results produced by the dangerous utopian theories set
-forth under the lectureship of M. Louis Blanc, and his noble friend the
-_soi-disant ouvrier_ Albert. Chiefs of the clubs bore them company in
-their incarceration; and the ex-Count D'Alton Shee, the _ex-élégant_ of
-the fashionable _salons_ of Paris, but now the socialist-atheist and
-anarchist, suffered the same penalty of his actions as leading member
-of the club "_De la Solidarité Républicaine_." Turbulent officers of
-the Garde Mobile underwent a similar fate. Even the national guard was
-not spared in the person of one of its superior officers, whose
-agitation and over-zealous movements excited suspicion; and, by the
-way, in the general summing up, arrest, imprisonment, restriction of
-liberty, may also take their place in the row as another little figure
-in the total.
-
-The conspiracy, however, was suppressed; the insurrection failed
-entirely for the time; and Paris was told that it might be perfectly
-reassured, and doze quietly again upon its pillow, without any fear
-that Red-republicanism should again "murder sleep." But Paris, which
-has not learned yet to recover its old quiet habit of sleeping calmly,
-and has got too much fever in its system to close its eyes at will, is
-not to be lulled by such mere sedatives of ministerial assurance. Once
-roused in startled hurry from its bed again, and seeing the opiate of
-confidence which was beginning to work its effect in very small doses
-snatched from its grasp, it cannot calm its nerves at once. It will
-not be persuaded that the crisis is over, and has passed away for
-ever; like a child awakened by a nightmare, it looks into all sorts of
-dark holes and corners, thinking to see the spectre lurking there. It
-knows what it had to expect from the tender mercies of its pitiless
-enemies, had they succeeded in their will; what was the _programme_ of
-a new Red-republican rule--a _comité du salut public_, the _régime_ of
-the _guillotine_, the _épuration_ of suspected aristocrats, the
-confiscation of the property of emigrants, a tax of three _milliards_
-upon the rich, a spoliation of all who "possess," the dissolution of
-the national guard, the exclusive possession of all arms by the
-_soi-disant_ people, and--but the list of such new-old measures of
-ultra-republican government would be too long; it is an old tale often
-told, and, after all, only a free translation from the measures of
-other times. Paris, then, knows all this; it knows the fanatic and
-inexpressible rage of its antagonist, to which the fever of madness
-lends strength; it allows itself to be told all sorts of fearful
-tales--how Socialists, in imitation of their London brethren, have
-hired some thousand apartments in different quarters of the capital,
-in order to light a thousand fires at once upon a given signal. It
-goes about repeating the old vague cry--"_Nous allons avoir quelque
-chose_;" and, however foolishly exaggerated its alarm, the results it
-experiences are the same--again want of confidence arising from
-anxiety, again suspension of trade, again a renewal of misery. The
-fresh want of confidence, then, with all the attendant evils in its
-train, may again, as the year of republicanism approaches to its
-close, be taken as another figure in the sum-total that is sought.
-
-In the midst of this sudden ferment, which has appeared towards the end
-of the republican year like a _tableau final_ at the conclusion of an
-act of a drama--hastily thrust forward when the interest of the piece
-began to languish,--how stands the state of parties in that Assembly
-which, although it is said--and very correctly, it would appear--no
-longer to represent the spirit of the country at large, must still be
-considered as the great axis of the republic, around which all else
-moves? Always tumultuous, disorderly, and disdainful of those
-parliamentary forms which could alone insure it the aspect of a
-dignified deliberative body, the National Assembly, as it sees its
-last days inevitably approaching--although it retards its dissolution
-by every quack-doctoring means within its grasp--seems to have plunged,
-in its throes, into a worse slough of triple confusion, disorder, and
-uncertainty than ever. Jealous of its dignity, unwilling to quit its
-power, unwilling--say malicious tongues--to quit its profit, and yet
-pressed upon by that public opinion which it would vainly attempt to
-deny, to misinterpret, or to despise, it has shown itself more
-vacillating, capricious, and childish than ever. It wavers, votes
-hither and thither, backwards and forwards--now almost inclined to fall
-into the nets spread for it by the ultra-democratic party, that
-supports its resistance against all attempts to dissolve it, and upon
-the point of throwing itself into that party's arms; and now, again,
-alarmed at the allies to whom it would unite itself, starting back from
-their embrace, turning round in its majority, and declaring itself
-against the sense of its former decisions. Now, it offers an active and
-seemingly spiteful opposition to the government; and now, again, it
-accepts the first outlet to enable it to turn back upon its course. Now
-it is sulky, now alarmed at its own sulkiness; now angry, now begging
-its own pardon for its hastiness. It is like a child that does not know
-its own mind or temper, and gives way to all the first vagaries that
-spring into its childish brain: it neglects the more real interests of
-the country, and loses the country's time in its service, in its
-eternal interpellations, accusations, recriminations, jealousies,
-suspicions, and offended susceptibilities; it quarrels, scratches,
-fights, and breaks its own toys--and all this in the midst of the most
-inextricable confusion. To do it justice, the Assembly, as represented
-by its wavering majority, is placed between two stools of apprehension,
-between which it is continually coming to the ground, and making
-wofully wry faces: and, between the two, it is not very easy to see how
-it should preserve a decent equilibrium. On the one hand, it suspects
-the reactionary, and perhaps counter-revolutionary designs of the
-moderate party on the right, whose chiefs and leaders have chosen to
-hold themselves back from any participation in the governmental posts,
-which they have otherwise coveted and fatally intrigued for, as if they
-had an _arrière-pensée_ of better and more congenial opportunities in
-store, and whose reliance in this respect seems equivocal; and it looks
-upon them as monarchists biding their time. On the other hand, it
-dreads the _Montagnards_ on the extreme left, with their frantic
-excesses and violent measures, however much it has looked for their
-support in the momentous question of the dissolution of the Assembly.
-It bears no good-will to the president, whose immense majority in the
-elections has been mainly due to the hopes of the anti-republicans that
-his advent might lead to a total change of government: it bears still
-less good-will to the ministers of that president's choice. Between its
-two fears, then, no wonder that it oscillates like a pendulum. The
-approach of its final dissolution, which it has at last indefinitely
-voted, and yet endeavours to retard by fresh obligations for remaining,
-gives it that character of bitterness which an old coquette may feel
-when she finds her last hope of conquest slipping indubitably away from
-her. Without accusing the majority of that desperate clinging to place
-from interested motives--which the country, however, is continually
-casting in its teeth--it may be owned that it is not willing to see
-power wrested from it, when it fears, upon its return to its
-constituents, it may never find that power placed in its hands again,
-and seeks every means of prolonging the fatal hour under the pretence
-of serving the best interests of that country to which it fears to
-appeal: and to this state of temper, its waspishness, uncertainty, and
-increasing disorder, may be in some degree attributed.
-
-Of the hopes and designs of the extreme moderate and supposed
-reactionary party, little can be said, inasmuch as it has kept its
-thoughts to itself, and not permitted itself to give any open
-evidences whatever upon the point. But the ardent and impetuous
-_Montagnards_ are by no means so cautious: their designs, and hopes,
-and fears, have been clearly enough expressed; and they flash forth
-continually, as lightnings in the midst of the thunder of their
-incessant tumult. The allies and representatives, and, if all tales be
-true, the chiefs of the Red-republican party out of the Assembly--they
-still cherish the hope of establishing an ultra-democratic republican
-government, by some means or other--"by foul if fair should fail"--a
-government of despotic rule by violence--of propagandism by
-constraint--of systematic anarchy. They still form visions of some
-future Convention of which they may be the heroes--of a parliamentary
-tyrannical oligarchy, by which they may enforce their extravagant
-opinions. Driven to the most flagrant inconsistencies by their false
-position, they declare themselves also the true and supreme organ--not
-only of those they call "the people," but of the nation at large;
-while, at the same time, they affect to despise, and they even
-denounce as criminal, the general expression of public opinion, as
-evidenced by universal suffrage. They assume the attitudes of
-_sauveurs de la patrie_; and in the next breath they declare that
-_patrie traitre_ to itself. They vaunt themselves to be the _élus de
-la nation_; and they openly express their repugnance to meet again, as
-candidates for the new legislative assembly, that majority of the
-nation which they now would drag before the tribunal of republicanism
-as counter-revolutionary and reactionary. In short, the only universal
-suffrage to which they would appeal is that of the furious minority of
-their perverted or hired bands among the dregs of the people. They
-have thus in vain used every effort to prolong to an indefinite
-period, or even to render permanent, if possible, the existence of
-that Assembly which their own party attacked in May, and which they
-themselves have so often denounced as reactionary. It is the rock of
-salvation upon which they fix their frail anchor of power, in default
-of that more solid and elevated foundation for their sway, which they
-are well aware can now only be laid for them by the hands of
-insurgents, and cemented by the blood of civil strife in the already
-blood-flooded streets of Paris. With the same necessary inconsistency
-which marks their whole conduct, they fix their hopes of advent to
-power upon the overthrow of the Assembly of which they are not
-masters, together with the whole present system of government; while
-they support the principle of the inviolability and immovability of
-that same Assembly, under such circumstances called by them "the holy
-ark of the country," when a fresh appeal is to be made to the mass of
-the nation at large. During the waverings and vacillations of the
-majority--itself clinging to place and power--they more than once
-expected a triumph for themselves in a declaration of the Assembly's
-permanence, with the secret hope, _en arrière pensée_, of finding fair
-cause for that insurrection by which alone they would fully profit, if
-a _coup-de-main_ were to be attempted by the government, in obedience
-to the loudly-expressed clamour of popular opinion, to wreck that
-"holy ark" in which they had embarked their lesser hopes. When,
-however, they found that the crew were disposed to desert it, on
-feeling the storms of public manifestation blowing too hard against
-it--when they found that they themselves must in a few weeks, or at
-latest months, quit its tottering planks, their rage has known no
-bounds. Every manoeuvre that can be used to prolong life, by
-prolonging even the daily existence of the Assembly, is unscrupulously
-put into practice. They clamour, they interrupt discussion--they
-denounce--they produce those daily "_incidents_" of French
-parliamentary tradition which prevent the progress of parliamentary
-business--they invent fresh interpellations, to create further delays
-by long-protracted angry quarrel and acrimony. Part of all this system
-of denunciation, recrimination, and acrimonious accusation, belongs,
-it is true, to their assumed character as the _dramatis personæ_ of an
-imaginary Convention. They have their cherished models of old, to copy
-which is their task, and their glory; the dramatic traditions of the
-old Convention are ever in their winds, and are to be followed in
-manner, and even costume, as far as possible. And thus Ledru Rollin,
-another would-be Danton, tosses back his head, and raises his nose
-aloft, and pulls up his burly form, to thunder forth his angry
-Red-republican indignation; and Felix Pyat, the melodramatic
-dramatist, of the _boulevard du crime_--fully in his place where
-living dramas, almost as extravagant and ranting as those from his own
-pen, are to be performed--rolls his large round dark eyes, and swells
-his voice, and shouts, and throws about his arms, after the fashion of
-those melodrama actors for whose noisy declamation he has afforded
-such good stuff, and because of his picturesque appearance, fancies
-himself, it would seem, a new St Just. And Sarrans, _soi-disant_ "the
-young," acts after no less melodramatic a fashion, as if in rivalry
-for the parts of _jeune premier_ in the drama, but cannot get beyond
-the airs of a provincial groundling; and Lagrange, with his ferocious
-and haggard countenance, and his grizzled long hair and beard, yells
-from his seat, although in the tribune he affects a milder language
-now, as if to contradict and deny his past deeds. And Proudhon shouts
-too, although he puts on a benevolent _air patelin_, beneath the
-spectacles on his round face, when he proposes his schemes for the
-destruction of the whole fabric of society. And Pierre Leroux, the
-frantic philosopher, shakes his wild greasy mane of hair about his
-heavy greasy face, and raves, as ever, discordantly; and old
-Lammenais, the renegade ex-priest, bends his gloomy head, and snarls
-and growls, and utters low imprecations, instead of priestly
-blessings, and looks like another Marat, even if he denies the moral
-resemblance to its full extent. And Greppo shouts and struggles with
-Felix Pyat for the much-desired part of St Just. And gray-bearded
-Couthons, who have not even the ardour of youth to excuse their
-extravagancies, rise from their curule chairs to toss up their arms,
-and howl in chorus. And even Jules Favre, although he belongs not to
-their party, barks, bites, accuses, and denounces too, all things and
-all men, and spits forth venom, as if he was regardless where the
-venom fell, or whom it blistered; and, with his pale, bilious face,
-and scrupulously-attired spare form, seems to endeavour to preserve,
-as far as he can, in a new republic, the agreeable tradition of
-another Robespierre. And let it not be supposed, that malice or
-prejudice attaches to the _Montagnards_ these names. The men of the
-last republican era, whom history has execrated, calumniously and
-unjustly they will say, are their heroes and their demi-gods; the sage
-legislators, whose principles they vaunt as those of republican
-civilisation and humanity; the models whom they avowedly, and with a
-confessed air of ambition, aspire to copy in word and deed. Part,
-however, of the systematic confusion, which it is their evident aim to
-introduce into the deliberations of the Assembly, is, in latter days,
-to be attributable to their desire to create delays, and lead to
-episodical discussions of angry quarrel and recrimination, which may
-prolong the convulsive existence of the Assembly to an indefinite
-period, or by which they may profit to forward their own designs. Thus
-the day is rare, as a ray of sunshine in a permanent equinoctial
-storm, when the _Montagnards_ do not start from their seats, upon the
-faintest pretext for discontent or accusation of reactionary
-tendencies; and, either _en masse_ or individually, fulminate,
-gesticulate, clamour, shout, denounce, and threaten. The thunder upon
-the "Mountain's" brow is incessant: if it does not burst forth in
-heavy peals, it never ceases to growl. Each _Montagnard_ is a Jupiter
-in his own conceit, and hurls his thunderbolt with what force he may.
-Not a word can be spoken by a supposed reactionary orator without a
-murmur--not a phrase completed without a shout of denegation, a
-torrent of interruptions, or peeling bursts of ironical laughter. The
-"Mountain" is in perpetual labour; but its produce bears more
-resemblance to a yelping pack of hungry blood-hounds, than to an
-innocent mouse: it is in perpetual movement; and, like crushing
-avalanches from its summit, rush down its most energetic members to
-the tribune, to attempt to crush the Assembly by vehemence and
-violence of language. These scenes of systematic tumult have
-necessarily increased in force, since the boiling spite of
-disappointment has flowed over in hot reality, in place of the
-affected and acted indignation: the rage and agitation no longer know
-the least control. The affair of the abolition of the clubs had
-scarcely lent an excellent pretext for this violence, when the
-suppression of the insurrection, and the arrests consequent upon the
-discomfiture of the conspiracy on the 29th of January, gave a wide
-field for the exercise of the system of denunciation commonly pursued.
-To be beforehand with accusation by counter-accusation, has been
-always the tactics of the party: when the party-chiefs find themselves
-involved in the suspicion of subversive attempts, they begin the
-attack. The _Montagnards_ have burst forth, then, to declare that the
-military precautions were a systematic provocation on the part of the
-ministry and General Changarnier, to incite the population of Paris to
-civil discord; that the only conspiracy existed in the government
-itself, to suppress liberty and overthrow the republic--at least to
-cast a slur upon the only true republicans, and have an excuse for
-tyrannical oppression towards them. They closed their eyes to the fact
-that the insurrection, of the proposed reality of which no doubt can
-remain, spite of these angry denegations, would have produced a crisis
-to which the real reactionary anti-republicans looked as one that
-_must_ produce a change in the detested government of the country,
-should the moderate party triumph in the struggle, as was probable;
-and that by the suppression of the insurrection the crisis was
-averted, and the republic evidently consolidated for a time, not
-weakened. With their usual inconsistency, and want of logical
-deduction, at the same time that they accused the minister of a
-useless and provocative display of the military force, they denounced
-the conspiracy as real, but as proceeding from "infamous royalists,"
-and not anarchist Red republicans. And then, to follow up this
-pell-mell of self-contradictions--while, on the one hand, they denied
-any insurrectionary movement at all, and, on the other, attributed it
-to royalists--they called, in their language at the rostrum, the
-commencement of the street demonstration on the morning of the 29th of
-January--which could not be denied, and which had come down as usual
-from the faubourgs, ever ripe for tumult--"the sublime manifestation
-of the heroic people." Propositions couched in furious language, for
-"_enquêtes parlementaires_," and for the "_mise en accusation des
-ministres_"--every possible means of denunciation and intimidation
-were employed, to increase the agitated hurly-burly of the Assembly,
-and subvert, as far as was possible, the few frail elements of order
-and of confidence that still subsisted in it. In marking thus, in
-hasty traits, the position of parties in the Assembly, called together
-to establish and consolidate the republic upon a basis of peace and
-order, what are the figures which are so noted down as forming part of
-the sum-total, as the approaching conclusion of the revolutionary year
-is about to make up its accounts? As regards the Assembly, increased
-confusion, disunion, bitter conflict of exasperated parties,
-suspicion, mistrust, disaffection, violence.
-
-How stands the government of the country after the year's
-republicanism? At its head is the Republican President, elected by the
-immense majority of the country, but elected upon a deceptive
-basis--elected neither for his principles, which were doubtful; nor
-for his qualities, which were unknown or supposed to be null; nor even
-for his name, (although much error has been founded upon the subject,)
-which, after all, dazzled only a comparatively small minority--but
-because he was supposed to represent the principle opposed to
-republicanism--opposed to the very _régime_ he was elected to
-support--opposed to that spirit of which the man who had once saved
-the country from anarchy, and had once received the country's
-blessings, was considered to be the type--because hopes were founded
-on his advent of a change in a system of government uncongenial, and
-even hateful, to the mass of the nation; whether by the _prestige_ of
-his name he attempted to re-establish an empire, or whether, as
-another Monk, he formed only a stepping-stone for a new monarch.
-Elected thus upon false principles, the head of the government stands
-in an eminently false position. He may have shown himself moderate;
-inclined to support the republic upon that "honest" basis which the
-better-thinking republicans demand; firm in the support of a cabinet,
-the measures of which he approves; and every way sincere and
-straightforward, although not in all his actions wise: but his
-position remains the same--placed between the ambitious hope of a
-party which might almost be said to exist no longer, and which has
-become that only of a family and a few old adherents and connexions,
-but which attempts to dazzle a country vain and proud of the word
-"glory," like France, by the somewhat tarnished glitter of a name, and
-the prospect of another which calls itself legitimate;--the _point de
-mire_ of the army, but, at the same time, the stalking-horse of a
-nation miserably wearied with the present hobby, upon which it has
-been forced unwillingly to ride, with about as much pleasure and
-_aplomb_ as the famous tailor of Brentford--and, on the other hand,
-suspected, accused, and denounced by those who claim to themselves the
-only true and pure essence of veritable republicanism. It is a
-position placed upon a "see-saw"--placed in the centre, it is true,
-but liable, in any convulsive crisis, to be seriously compromised by
-the violent and abrupt elevation of either of the ends of the plank,
-as it tosses up and down: for the feet of the president, instead of
-directing the movements of this perpetually agitated "see-saw," and
-giving the necessary steadiness, without which the whole present
-republican balance must be overturned, seem more destined to slip
-hither and thither in the struggle, at the imminent risk of losing all
-equilibrium, and slipping off the plank altogether. As yet, the
-president, whenever he appears in public, is followed by shouting and
-admiring crowds, who run by his horse, clap their hands, call upon his
-name, greet him with noisy cries of "_vive_," grasp his hands, and of
-course present some hundreds of petitions; but these demonstrations of
-respect must be attributed far less to personal consideration, or
-popular affection, or even to the _prestige_ of the name of Napoleon,
-than to the eagerness of the Parisian public, even of the lowest
-classes--spite of all that may be said of their sentiments by their
-would-be leaders, the ultra-democrats--to salute with acclamation the
-personage who represents a head, a chief, a _point d'appui
-quelconque_--a leading staff, a guiding star, a unity, instead of a
-disorderly body--in one word, a resemblance of royalty. It is the
-_president_, and not the _man_, who is thus greeted. The usual
-curiosity and love of show and parade of the Parisian _badauds_, at
-least as "cockney" as the famed Londoner, may be much mixed up again
-in all this, but the sentiment remains the same; nor do these
-demonstrations alter the position of the man who stands at the head of
-the government of France. The ministry, supported in _principle_ by
-the country, although not from any personal respect or liking, stands
-in opposition to an Assembly, elected by that country, but no longer
-representing it. The army shows itself inclined to protect the
-government, on the one hand, and is said to be ready, on the other, to
-follow in the cry of "_vive l'Empereur!_" should that cry be raised.
-The _garde mobile_, although modified by its late reorganisation, is
-suspected of versatility and unsoundness, if not exactly of
-disaffection: it stands in instant collision with the dislike and
-jealousy of the army, and, spite of its courageous part in June, is
-looked upon askance by the lovers of order. What aspect, then, have
-the figures which may be supposed to represent all this in the
-sum-total of the year's republicanism? They bear the forms of
-instability, suspicion, doubt, collision, want of confidence in the
-future, and all the evils attendant upon the uncertainty of a state of
-things which, spite of assurances, and spite of efforts, the greater
-part of France seems inclined to look upon merely as provisionary.
-
-Under what form, then, does the public spirit exhibit itself in
-circumstances of so much doubt and instability? The attitude of the
-working classes in general, of the very great majority, in fact--for
-those still swayed by the delusive arguments, and still more delusive
-and destructive promises of the Socialists and Republicans are
-comparatively few, although formidable in the ferocity of their
-doctrines and their plans, and in the active restlessness of their
-feverish and excited energies, which resemble the reckless,
-sleepless, activity of the madman--the attitude of the working classes
-in Paris is calm, and even expectant; but calm from utter
-weariness--calm from the convictions, founded on the saddest
-experience, in the wretched results of further revolutions--calm from
-a sort of prostrate resignation, and almost despair, in the midst of
-the miseries and privations which the last fatal year has increased
-instead of diminishing, and written with a twofold scourge upon their
-backs: an attitude reassuring, inasmuch as it implies hatred and
-opposition to the subversive doctrines of the anarchists, but not
-without its dangers, and, to say the least, heartrending and
-afflicting--and expectant in the hope and conviction of change in the
-cause of stability and order. The feeling which, after a few months of
-the rule of a reckless provisionary government, was the prevailing one
-among the _majority_ of the working classes--the feeling, which has
-been already noted, that king Log, or even king Stork, or any other
-concentrated power that would represent stability and order, would be
-preferable to the uncertainties of a vacillating republican rule--has
-ever gained ground among them since those hopes of re-established
-confidence, and a consequent amelioration of their wretched position,
-which they first founded upon the meeting of the National Assembly,
-and then upon the election of a president, have twice deceived them,
-and left them almost as wretched as ever in the stagnation of trade
-and commercial affairs. The feeling thus prevalent among the working
-classes in the capital, is, at the same time, the feeling of the
-country at large, but to an even far wider extent, and more openly
-expressed. The hatred of the departments to Paris, as the chief seat
-of revolution and disorder, has also increased rather than diminished;
-and everywhere the sentiments of utter weariness, disaffection to the
-Republic, and impatience under a system of government of which they
-are no longer inclined to await the promised blessings, are displayed
-upon all possible occasions, and by every possible organ. The upper
-classes among moneyed men, and landed proprietors, remain quiet and
-hold their tongue. They may be expectant and desirous of change also,
-but they show no open impatience, for _they can afford to wait_. It is
-they, on the contrary, who more generally express their opinions in
-the _possibility_ of the establishment of a prosperous republic--a
-possibility which the working classes in their impatience deny. In
-spite of all that ultra-democratic journals may say, in their raving
-denunciations, borrowed of the language of another Republic, some of
-the most eager and decided of those they term "reactionary," and
-denounce as "aristocrats," are thus to be found among the lower
-working classes. To do justice to the truth of the accusations brought
-by the Red republican party, in another respect, it is in the
-_bourgeois_ spirit that is to be found the strongest and most openly
-avowed reactionary feeling. It is impossible to enter any shop of the
-better order in Paris, and speak upon the position of affairs, without
-hearing not only the hope, but the expectation openly expressed, of a
-monarchic restoration, and that restoration in favour of the elder
-branch of the Bourbons. The feeling is universal in this class: the
-name of "Henri V.," scarce mentioned at all, and never under this
-title, during the reign of Louis Philippe, except in the exclusive
-circles of the Faubourg St Germain, is now in every shopkeeper's
-mouth. Louis Philippe, the Regency, all the members of the Orleans
-family, the Empire, a Bonapartist rule--all are set aside in the minds
-of these classes for the now-desired idol of their fickle choice, the
-Duke of Bordeaux. In these classes a restoration in favour of Henri V.
-is no longer a question of possibility; it is a mere question of time:
-it is not "_L'aurons-nous?_" that they ask; it is "_Quand
-l'aurons-nous?_" In this respect the real and true republicans, in the
-"honest" designation of the term, have certainly every reason to raise
-an angry clamour; if sedition to the existing _régime_ of the country
-is not openly practised, it is, at all events, openly and generally
-expressed. Nor are their accusations brought against the government
-entirely without justice; for while, on the one hand, a measure of a
-nature altogether arbitrary, under the freedom of a republican rule,
-is exercised against a well-known artist, by seizing in his _atelier_
-the portraits of the Duke of Bordeaux, or, as he is called, the Count
-of Chambord, and of the Countess, as seditiously exhibited,
-lithographed likenesses of the Bourbon heir are to be seen on all
-sides at print-shop windows, and in popular temporary print-stalls; in
-galleries, arcades, and upon street walls; in _vignettes_, upon
-ballads, with such titles, as "_Dieu le veut_," or "_La France le
-veut_," or in busts of all dimensions. Again, the _Henri-quinquiste_
-feeling, as it is called, is universal among the fickle _bourgeoisie_
-of Paris--the rock upon which Louis Philippe founded his throne, and
-which sank under him in his hour of need: and the _bourgeois_, eager
-and confident in their hopes, wilfully shut their eyes to the fact
-that, were their detested republic overthrown, there might arise
-future convulsions, and future civil strife, between a Bonapartist
-faction--which necessarily grows, and increases, and flourishes more
-and more under the rule, however temporary, of a chief of the
-name--and the legitimist party: for the Orleanists, whether fused by a
-compromise of their hopes with the Legitimists, as has been said, or
-fallen into the obscurity of forgetfulness or indifference in the
-majority of the nation, hold forth no decided banner at the present
-moment. In regarding, then, the public spirit among the majority of
-all classes in Paris, without consulting the still more reactionary
-feeling of the departments, the figures to be added to the sum-total
-of the year's republican account will be again found similar to those
-already enumerated, in the shape of disaffection, abhorrence of the
-republican government, want of confidence in its stability,
-expectation and hope of a change, however it may come, and although it
-may be brought about by a convulsion.
-
-Meanwhile the uncertainty and anxiety are increased by the continued
-expectation of some approaching crisis, which the explosion of the
-insurrection, destined for the 29th of January, would have hastened,
-and which the precautions taken for the suppression of the outbreak
-have evidently averted for the time. But what confidence can be
-expressed in the stability of this temporary state of order in a
-country so full of excitement and love of change, and in a state of
-continual revolution, in which such conspiracy ceases not to work in
-darkness, with the hope of attaining despotic power, and in which
-disaffection to the state of things is openly expressed? Events have
-run their course with such fearful rapidity, and the unexpected has
-been so greatly the "order of the day," in the last year's history of
-France, that who can answer for the future of the next months, or even
-weeks? Political prophets have long since thrown up the trade of
-oracle-giving in despair; and the tripod of the oracle has been left
-to the occupation of the chances of the _imprévu_. In spite, then, of
-the temporary reassurance of peace given by the last measures of the
-government, which have been denounced by the ultra-democrats as
-arbitrary, subversive, and unconstitutional, the underground agitation
-still continues. Paris dances once more, repeating to itself, however,
-the often-repeated words, "_Nous dansons sur un volcan_." The carnival
-pursues its noisy pleasures, under the protection of the forests of
-bayonets that are continually glittering along the gay sunlit streets,
-and to the sound of the drum of the marching military, who still give
-Paris the aspect of a garrison in time of war. Gay _salons_ are
-opened, and carriages again rattle along the streets on moonlit
-nights; but the spirit of Parisian gaiety reposes not upon confidence,
-and is but the practical application of the epicurean philosophy that
-takes for its maxim, "_Carpe diem_."
-
-Whatever may be the reality of an approaching crisis, which, however
-feeble the symptoms at present, the Parisians insist upon regarding as
-near at hand,--whatever may be the hopes of some that the crisis,
-however convulsive, must produce a desired change, and the fears of
-others of the civil strife,--whatever thus the desires of the
-sanguine, the expectations of the hopeful, the apprehensions of the
-peaceful, and the terrors of the timorous, the result is still the
-same--the uncertainty, the want of confidence, the evils attendant
-upon this feeling of instability, so often already enumerated. The
-violence and struggling rage of the ultra-democratic and socialist
-journals, increasing in denunciation to the death, and positively
-convulsive in their rage, as the anti-republican reactionary spirit
-grows, and spreads wider, and every day takes firmer root, and even
-dares to blossom openly in the expression of public opinion, are
-looked upon as the throes of dying agony by the bold, but are regarded
-with dread by the less courageous, who know the force of the party's
-exaggerated violence, and have already felt the miseries of their
-fanatic subversive attempts. Meanwhile, the moderate or honest
-republic, which vainly attempts a _juste milieu_ of republicanism,
-between extravagance and disaffection, limps sadly forwards; or, as
-one of the late satirical pieces, which openly attack the republic on
-the stage, expresses it--amidst the applause and shouts of deriding
-laughter, which hail it nightly in crowded houses, not so much from
-the boxes as from the galleries thronged with types of the
-"people"--"_Elle boîte! elle boîte!_" Republicans may thus clamour
-against the culpable laxity of a government, which permits these
-much-applauded attacks upon the Republic, in accordance with the
-principle of freedom of opinion, and in pursuance of the abolition of
-a theatrical censorship which they themselves condemned: but so it is;
-and therein may be sought and found one of the strongest popular
-evidences of popular disaffection. And satires too, and caricatures,
-abound, in which the unhappy Republic is still more soundly
-scourged--demonstrations not less lively, although they call not forth
-the evident approbation of a congregated multitude. Now, then, that
-the revolutionary year has almost closed there--now that the
-anniversary of the days of February is at hand--let people take the
-figures enumerated, and justly enumerated, as they will, and place
-them as they fancy in the sum-total, and cast them up as they please,
-or deduce what value they may from the amount of the first year of new
-republicanism in France. Another question. What _fêtes_ are to greet
-the anniversaries of the "glorious" days of the "glorious" revolution
-which established a "glorious" Republic? Assuredly the _fête_ will not
-be in the people's hearts: no, not even in the hearts of those whom
-their mis-named, self-appointed friends choose to call, _par
-excellence_, "the people."
-
-
-
-
-THE CAXTONS--PART XI.
-
-
-CHAPTER LII.
-
-The next day, on the outside of the Cambridge Telegraph, there was one
-passenger who ought to have impressed his fellow-travellers with a
-very respectful idea of his lore in the dead languages; for not a
-single syllable, in a live one, did he vouchsafe to utter from the
-moment he ascended that "bad eminence," to the moment in which he
-regained his mother earth. "Sleep," says honest Sancho, "covers a man
-better than a cloak." I am ashamed of thee, honest Sancho! thou art a
-sad plagiarist; for Tibullus said pretty nearly the same thing before
-thee,--
-
- "Te somnus fusco velavit amictu."[4]
-
-But is not silence as good a cloak as sleep?--does it not wrap a man
-round with as offusc and impervious a fold? Silence--what a world it
-covers!--what busy schemes--what bright hopes and dark fears--what
-ambition, or what despair! Do you ever see a man in any society
-sitting mute for hours, and not feel an uneasy curiosity to penetrate
-the wall he thus builds up between others and himself? Does he not
-interest you far more than the brilliant talker at your left--the airy
-wit at your right, whose shafts fall in vain on the sullen barrier of
-the silent man! Silence, dark sister of Nox and Erebus, how, layer
-upon layer, shadow upon shadow, blackness upon blackness, thou
-stretchest thyself from hell to heaven, over thy two chosen
-haunts--man's heart and the grave!
-
-So, then, wrapped in my greatcoat and my silence, I performed my
-journey; and on the evening of the second day I reached the
-old-fashioned brick house. How shrill on my ears sounded the bell! How
-strange and ominous to my impatience seemed the light gleaming across
-the windows of the hall! How my heart beat as I watched the face of
-the servant who opened the gate to my summons!
-
-"All well?" cried I.
-
-"All well, sir," answered the servant, cheerfully. "Mr Squills,
-indeed, is with master, but I don't think there is anything the
-matter."
-
-But now my mother appeared at the threshold, and I was in her arms.
-
-"Sisty, Sisty!--my dear, dear son!--beggared, perhaps--and my
-fault,--mine."
-
-"Yours!--come into this room, out of hearing--your fault?"
-
-"Yes, yes!--for if I had had no brother, or if I had not been led
-away,--if I had, as I ought, entreated poor Austin not to--"
-
-"My dear, dearest mother, _you_ accuse yourself for what, it seems,
-was my uncle's misfortune--I am sure not even his fault! (I made a
-gulp _there_.) No, lay the fault on the right shoulders--the defunct
-shoulders of that horrible progenitor, William Caxton the printer;
-for, though I don't yet know the particulars of what has happened, I
-will lay a wager it is connected with that fatal invention of
-printing. Come, come,--my father is well, is he not?"
-
-"Yes, thank Heaven."
-
-"And you too, and I, and Roland, and little Blanche! Why then, you are
-right to thank Heaven, for your true treasures are untouched. But sit
-down and explain, pray."
-
-"I cannot explain. I do not understand anything more than that he, my
-brother,--mine!--has involved Austin in--in--" (a fresh burst of
-tears.)
-
-I comforted, scolded, laughed, preached, and adjured in a breath; and
-then, drawing my mother gently on, entered my father's study.
-
-At the table was seated Mr Squills, pen in hand, and a glass of his
-favourite punch by his side. My father was standing on the hearth, a
-shade more pale; but with a resolute expression on his countenance,
-which was new to its indolent thoughtful mildness! He lifted his eyes
-as the door opened, and then, putting his finger to his lips, as he
-glanced towards my mother, he said gaily, "No great harm done. Don't
-believe her! Women always exaggerate, and make realities of their own
-bugbears: it is the vice of their lively imaginations, as Wierus has
-clearly shown in accounting for the marks, moles, and hare-lips which
-they inflict upon their innocent infants before they are even born. My
-dear boy," added my father, as I here kissed him and smiled in his
-face, "I thank you for that smile! God bless you!" He wrung my hand,
-and turned a little aside.
-
-"It is a great comfort," renewed my father, after a short pause, "to
-know, when a misfortune happens, that it could not be helped. Squills
-has just discovered that I have no bump of cautiveness; so that,
-craniologically speaking, if I had escaped one imprudence, I should
-certainly have run my head against another."
-
-"A man with your development is made to be taken in," said Mr Squills,
-consolingly.
-
-"Do you hear that, my own Kitty! and have you the heart to blame Jack
-any longer--a poor creature cursed with a bump that would take in the
-Stock Exchange? And can any one resist his bump, Squills?"
-
-"Impossible!" said the surgeon authoritatively.
-
-"Sooner or later it must involve him in its airy meshes--eh, Squills?
-entrap him into its fatal cerebral cell. There his fate waits him,
-like the ant-lion in its pit."
-
-"Too true," quoth Squills. "What a phrenological lecturer you would
-have made!"
-
-"Go, then, my love," said my father, "and lay no blame but on this
-melancholy cavity of mine, where cautiveness--is not! Go, and let
-Sisty have some supper; for Squills says that he has a fine
-development of the mathematical organs, and we want his help. We are
-hard at work on figures, Pisistratus."
-
-My mother looked broken-hearted, and, obeying submissively, stole to
-the door without a word. But as she reached the threshold she turned
-round, and beckoned to me to follow her.
-
-I whispered to my father, and went out. My mother was standing in the
-hall, and I saw by the lamp that she had dried her tears; and that her
-face, though very sad, was more composed.
-
-"Sisty," she said, in a low voice which struggled to be firm, "promise
-me that you will tell me all,--the worst, Sisty. They keep it from me,
-and that is my hardest punishment; for when I don't know all that
-he--that Austin suffers, it seems to me as if I had lost his heart.
-Oh, Sisty! My child, my child, don't fear me! I shall be happy
-whatever befalls us, if I once get back my privilege--my privilege,
-Sisty, to comfort, to share!--do you understand me?"
-
-"Yes, indeed, my mother! And with your good sense, and clear woman's
-wit, if you will but feel how much we want them, you will be the best
-counsellor we could have. So never fear, you and I will have no
-secrets."
-
-My mother kissed me, and went away with a less heavy step.
-
-As I re-entered, my father came across the room and embraced me.
-
-"My son," he said in a faltering voice, "if your modest prospects in
-life are ruined--"
-
-"Father, father, can you think of me at such a moment! Me!--Is it
-possible to ruin the young, and strong, and healthy! Ruin me, with
-these thews and sinews!--ruin me, with the education you have given
-me--thews and sinews of the mind! Oh no! there, Fortune is harmless!
-And you forget, sir,--the saffron bag!"
-
-Squills leapt up, and, wiping his eyes with one hand, gave me a
-sounding slap on the shoulder with the other.
-
-"I am proud of the care I took of your infancy, Master Caxton. That
-comes of strengthening the digestive organs in early childhood. Such
-sentiments are a proof of magnificent ganglions in a perfect state of
-order. When a man's tongue is as smooth as I am sure yours is, he
-slips through misfortune like an eel."
-
-I laughed outright, my father smiled faintly; and seating myself, I
-drew towards me a paper filled with Squills' memoranda, and said, "Now
-to find the unknown quantity. What on earth is this? 'Supposed value
-of books, £750.' Oh, father! this is impossible. I was prepared for
-anything but that. Your books--they are your life!"
-
-"Nay," said my father; "after all, they are the offending party in
-this case, and so ought to be the principal victims. Besides, I
-believe I know most of them by heart. But, in truth, we are only
-entering all our effects, to be sure (added my father proudly) that,
-come what may, we are not dishonoured."
-
-"Humour him," whispered Squills; "we will save the Books." Then he
-added aloud, as he laid finger and thumb on my pulse, "One, two,
-three, about seventy--capital pulse--soft and full--he can bear the
-whole: let us administer it."
-
-My father nodded--"Certainly. But, Pisistratus, we must manage your
-dear mother. Why she should think of blaming herself, because poor
-Jack took wrong ways to enrich us, I cannot understand. But, as I have
-had occasion before to remark, Sphinx and Enigma are nouns feminine."
-
-My poor father! that was a vain struggle for thy wonted innocent
-humour. The lips quivered.
-
-Then the story came out. It seems that, when it was resolved to
-undertake the publication of the _Literary Times_, a certain number of
-shareholders had been got together by the indefatigable energies of
-Uncle Jack; and, in the deed of association and partnership, my
-father's name figured conspicuously as the holder of a fourth of this
-joint property. If in this my father had committed some imprudence, he
-had at least done nothing that, according to the ordinary calculations
-of a secluded student, could become ruinous. But, just at the time
-when we were in the hurry of leaving town, Jack had represented to my
-father that it might be necessary to alter a little the plan of the
-paper; and, in order to allure a larger circle of readers, touch
-somewhat on the more vulgar news and interests of the day. A change of
-plan might involve a change of title; and he suggested to my father
-the expediency of leaving the smooth hands of Mr Tibbets altogether
-unfettered, as to the technical name and precise form of the
-publication. To this my father had unwittingly assented, on hearing
-that the other shareholders would do the same. Mr Peck, a printer of
-considerable opulence, and highly respectable name, had been found to
-advance the sum necessary for the publication of the earlier numbers,
-upon the guarantee of the said act of partnership, and the additional
-security of my father's signature to a document, authorising Mr
-Tibbets to make any change in the form or title of the periodical that
-might be judged advisable, concurrent with the consent of the other
-shareholders.
-
-Now it seems that Mr Peck had, in his previous conferences with Mr
-Tibbets, thrown much cold water on the idea of the _Literary Times_,
-and had suggested something that should "catch the moneyed
-public,"--the fact being, as was afterwards discovered, that the
-printer, whose spirit of enterprise was congenial to Uncle Jack's, had
-shares in three or four speculations, to which he was naturally glad
-of an opportunity to invite the attention of the public. In a word, no
-sooner was my poor father's back turned than the _Literary Times_ was
-dropped incontinently, and Mr Peck and Mr Tibbets began to concentre
-their luminous notions into that brilliant and comet-like apparition
-which ultimately blazed forth under the title of _The Capitalist_.
-
-From this change of enterprise the more prudent and responsible of the
-original shareholders had altogether withdrawn. A majority, indeed,
-were left; but the greater part of those were shareholders of that
-kind most amenable to the influences of Uncle Jack, and willing to be
-shareholders in anything, since as yet they were possessors of
-nothing.
-
-Assured of my father's responsibility, the adventurous Peck put plenty
-of spirit into the first launch of _The Capitalist_. All the walls
-were placarded with its announcements; circular advertisements ran
-from one end of of the kingdom to the other. Agents were engaged,
-correspondents levied _en masse_. The invasion of Xerxes on the Greeks
-was not more munificently provided for than that of _The Capitalist_
-upon the credulity and avarice of mankind.
-
-But as Providence bestows upon fishes the instrument of fins, whereby
-they balance and direct their movements, however rapid and erratic,
-through the pathless deeps, so to the cold-blooded creatures of our
-own species--that may be classed under the genus MONEY-MAKERS--the
-same protective power accords the fin-like properties of prudence and
-caution, wherewith your true money-getter buoys and guides himself
-majestically through the great seas of speculation. In short, the
-fishes the net was cast for were all scared from the surface at the
-first splash. They came round and smelt at the mesh with their shark
-bottle-noses, and then, plying those invaluable fins, made off as fast
-as they could--plunging into the mud--hiding themselves under rocks
-and coral banks. Metaphor apart, the capitalists buttoned up their
-pockets, and would have nothing to say to their namesake.
-
-Not a word of this change, so abhorrent to all the notions of poor
-Augustine Caxton, had been breathed to him by Peck or Tibbets. He ate,
-and slept, and worked at the great Book, occasionally wondering why he
-had not heard of the advent of the _Literary Times_, unconscious of
-all the awful responsibilities which _The Capitalist_ was entailing on
-him;--knowing no more of _The Capitalist_ than he did of the last loan
-of the Rothschilds.
-
-Difficult was it for all other human nature, save my father's, not to
-breathe an indignant anathema on the scheming head of the
-brother-in-law who had thus violated the most sacred obligations of
-trust and kindred, and so entangled an unsuspecting recluse. But, to
-give even Jack Tibbets his due, he had firmly convinced himself that
-_The Capitalist_ would make my father's fortune; and if he did not
-announce to him the strange and anomalous development into which the
-original sleeping chrysalis of the _Literary Times_ had taken
-portentous wing, it was purely and wholly in the knowledge that my
-father's "prejudices," as he termed them, would stand in the way of his
-becoming a Croesus. And, in fact, Uncle Jack had believed so heartily
-in his own project, that he had put himself thoroughly into Mr Peck's
-power, signed bills in his own name to some fabulous amount, and was
-actually now in the Fleet, whence his penitential and despairing
-confession was dated, arriving simultaneously with a short letter from
-Mr Peck, wherein that respectable printer apprised my father that he
-had continued, at his own risk, the publication of _The Capitalist_, as
-far as a prudent care for his family would permit; that he need not say
-that a new daily journal was a very vast experiment; that the expense
-of such a paper as _The Capitalist_ was immeasurably greater than that
-of a mere literary periodical, as originally suggested; and that now,
-being constrained to come upon the shareholders for the sums he had
-advanced, amounting to several thousands, he requested my father to
-settle with him immediately--delicately implying that he himself might
-settle as he could with the other shareholders, most of whom, he
-grieved to add, he had been misled by Mr Tibbets into believing to be
-men of substance, when in reality they were men of straw!
-
-Nor was this all the evil. The "Great Anti-Bookseller Publishing
-Society,"--which had maintained a struggling existence--evinced by
-advertisements of sundry forthcoming works of solid interest and
-enduring nature, wherein, out of a long list, amidst a pompous array
-of "Poems;" "Dramas not intended for the Stage;" "Essays by
-Phileutheros, Philanthropos, Philopolis, Philodemus, and Philalethes,"
-stood prominently forth "The History of Human Error, Vols. I. and II.,
-quarto, with illustrations,"--the "Anti-Bookseller Society," I say,
-that had hitherto evinced nascent and budding life by these
-exfoliations from its slender stem, died of a sudden blight, the
-moment its sun, in the shape of Uncle Jack, set in the Cimmerian
-regions of the Fleet; and a polite letter from another printer (O
-William Caxton, William Caxton!--fatal progenitor!) informing my
-father of this event, stated complimentarily that it was to him, "as
-the most respectable member of the Association," that the said printer
-would be compelled to look for expenses incurred, not only in the very
-costly edition of the History of Human Error, but for those incurred
-in the print and paper devoted to "Poems," "Dramas, not intended for
-the stage," "Essays by Phileutheros, Philanthropos, Philopolis,
-Philodemus, and Philalethes," with sundry other works, no doubt of a
-very valuable nature, but in which a considerable loss, in a pecuniary
-point of view, must be necessarily expected.
-
-I own that, as soon as I had mastered the above agreeable facts, and
-ascertained from Mr Squills that my father really did seem to have
-rendered himself legally liable to these demands, I leant back in my
-chair, stunned and bewildered.
-
-"So you see," said my father, "that as yet we are contending with
-monsters in the dark--in the dark all monsters look larger and uglier.
-Even Augustus Cæsar, though certainly he had never scrupled to make as
-many ghosts as suited his convenience, did not like the chance of a
-visit from them, and never sate alone _in tenebris_. What the amount
-of the sums claimed from me may be, we know not; what may be gained
-from the other shareholders is equally obscure and undefined. But the
-first thing to do is to get poor Jack out of prison."
-
-"Uncle Jack out of prison!" exclaimed I: "surely, sir, that is
-carrying forgiveness too far."
-
-"Why, he would not have been in prison if I had not been so blindly
-forgetful of his weakness, poor man! I ought to have known better. But
-my vanity misled me; I must needs publish a great book, as if (said Mr
-Caxton, looking round the shelves,) there were not great books enough
-in the world! I must needs, too, think of advancing and circulating
-knowledge in the form of a journal--I, who had not knowledge enough of
-the character of my own brother-in-law to keep myself from ruin! Come
-what will, I should think myself the meanest of men to let that poor
-creature, whom I ought to have considered as a monomaniac, rot in
-prison, because I, Austin Caxton, wanted common sense. And (concluded
-my father resolutely) he is your mother's brother, Pisistratus. I
-should have gone to town at once; but, hearing that my wife had
-written to you, I waited till I could leave her to the companionship
-of hope and comfort--two blessings that smile upon every mother in the
-face of a son like you. To-morrow I go."
-
-"Not a bit of it," said Mr Squills firmly; "as your medical adviser, I
-forbid you to leave the house for the next six days."
-
-
-CHAPTER LIII.
-
-"Sir," continued Mr Squills, biting off the end of a cigar which he
-pulled from his pocket, "you concede to me that it is a very important
-business on which you propose to go to London."
-
-"Of that there is no doubt," replied my father.
-
-"And the doing of business well or ill entirely depends upon the habit
-of body!" cried Mr Squills triumphantly. "Do you know, Mr Caxton, that
-while you are looking so calm, and talking so quietly--just on purpose
-to sustain your son and delude your wife--do you know that your pulse,
-which is naturally little more than sixty, is nearly a hundred? Do you
-know, sir, that your mucous membranes are in a state of high
-irritation, apparent by the _papillæ_ at the tip of your tongue? And
-if, with a pulse like this, and a tongue like that, you think of
-settling money matters with a set of sharp-witted tradesmen, all I can
-say is, that you are a ruined man."
-
-"But--" began my father.
-
-"Did not Squire Rollick," pursued Mr Squills--"Squire Rollick, the
-hardest head at a bargain I know of--did not Squire Rollick sell that
-pretty little farm of his, Scranny Holt, for thirty per cent below its
-value? And what was the cause, sir?--the whole county was in
-amaze!--what was the cause, but an incipient simmering attack of the
-yellow jaundice, which made him take a gloomy view of human life, and
-the agricultural interest? On the other hand, did not Lawyer Cool, the
-most prudent man in the three kingdoms--Lawyer Cool, who was so
-methodical, that all the clocks in the county were set by his
-watch--plunge one morning head over heels into a frantic speculation
-for cultivating the bogs in Ireland, (his watch did not go right for
-the next three months, which made our whole shire an hour in advance
-of the rest of England!) And what was the cause of that nobody knew,
-till I was called in, and fund the cerebral membranes in a state of
-acute irritation, probably just in the region of his acquisitiveness
-and ideality. No, Mr Caxton, you will stay at home, and take a
-soothing preparation I shall send you, of lettuce leaves and
-marshmallows. But I," continued Squills, lighting his cigar and taking
-two determined whiffs--"but _I_ will go up to town and settle the
-business for you, and take with me this young gentleman, whose
-digestive functions are just in a state to deal safely with those
-horrible elements of dyspepsia--the L. S. D."
-
-As he spoke, Mr Squills set his foot significantly upon mine.
-
-"But," resumed my father mildly, "though I thank you very much,
-Squills, for your kind offer, I do not recognise the necessity of
-accepting it. I am not so bad a philosopher as you seem to imagine;
-and the blow I have received has not so deranged my physical
-organisation as to render me unfit to transact my affairs."
-
-"Hum!" grunted Squills, starting up and seizing my father's pulse,
-"ninety-six--ninety-six if a beat! And the tongue, sir!"
-
-"Pshaw!" quoth my father, "you have not even seen my tongue!"
-
-"No need of that, I know what it is by the state of the eyelids--tip
-scarlet, sides rough as a nutmeg grater!"
-
-"Pshaw!" again said my father, this time impatiently.
-
-"Well," said Squills solemnly, "it is my duty to say, (here my mother
-entered, to tell me that supper was ready,) and I say it to you, Mrs
-Caxton, and you, Mr Pisistratus Caxton, as the parties most nearly
-interested, that if you, sir, go to London upon this matter, I'll not
-answer for the consequences."
-
-"Oh! Austin, Austin!" cried my mother, running up and throwing her
-arms round my father's neck; while I, little less alarmed by Squills'
-serious tone and aspect, represented strongly the inutility of Mr
-Caxton's personal interference at the first moment. All he could do on
-arriving in town would be to put the matter into the hands of a good
-lawyer, and that we could do for him; it would be time enough to send
-for him when the extent of the mischief done was more clearly
-ascertained. Meanwhile Squills griped my father's pulse, and my mother
-hung on his neck.
-
-"Ninety-six--ninety-seven!" groaned Squills in a hollow voice.
-
-"I don't believe it!" cried my father, almost in a passion--"never
-better nor cooler in my life."
-
-"And the tongue--look at his tongue, Mrs Caxton--a tongue, ma'am, so
-bright that you could see to read by it!"
-
-"Oh! Austin, Austin!"
-
-"My dear, it is not my tongue that is in fault, I assure you," said my
-father, speaking through his teeth; "and the man knows no more of my
-tongue than he does of the mysteries of Eleusis."
-
-"Put it out then," exclaimed Squills, "and if it be not as I say, you
-have my leave to go to London, and throw your whole fortune into the
-two great pits you have dug for it. Put it out!"
-
-"Mr Squills!" said my father, colouring--"Mr Squills, for shame!"
-
-"Dear, dear Austin! your hand is so hot--you are feverish, I am sure."
-
-"Not a bit of it."
-
-"But, sir, only just gratify Mr Squills," said I coaxingly.
-
-"There, there!" said my father, fairly baited into submission, and
-shyly exhibiting for a moment the extremest end of the vanquished
-organ of eloquence.
-
-Squills darted forward his lynx-like eyes. "Red as a lobster, and
-rough as a gooseberry-bush!" cried Squills, in a tone of savage joy.
-
-
-CHAPTER LIV.
-
-How was it possible for one poor tongue, so reviled and persecuted, so
-humbled, insulted, and triumphed over--to resist three tongues in
-league against it?
-
-Finally, my father yielded; and Squills, in high spirits, declared
-that he would go to supper with me, to see that I eat nothing that
-could tend to discredit his reliance on my system. Leaving my mother
-still with her Austin, the good surgeon then took my arm, and, as soon
-as we were in the next room, shut the door carefully, wiped his
-forehead, and said--"I think we have saved him!"
-
-"Would it really, then, have injured my father so much?"
-
-"So much!--why, you foolish young man, don't you see that, with his
-ignorance of business, where he himself is concerned--though, for any
-other one's business, neither Rollick nor Cool has a better
-judgment--and with his d--d Quixotic spirit of honour worked up into a
-state of excitement, he would have rushed to Mr Tibbets, and exclaimed
-'How much do you owe? there it is!'--settled in the same way with
-these printers, and come back without a sixpence; whereas you and I
-can look coolly about us, and reduce the inflammation to the minimum!"
-
-"I see, and thank you heartily, Squills."
-
-"Besides," said the surgeon, with more feeling, "your father has
-really been making a noble effort over himself. He suffers more than
-you would think--not for himself, (for I do believe that, if he were
-alone in the world, he would be quite contented if he could save fifty
-pounds a-year and his books,) but for your mother and yourself; and a
-fresh access of emotional excitement, all the nervous anxiety of a
-journey to London on such a business, might have ended in a paralytic
-or epileptic affection. Now, we have him here snug; and the worst news
-we can give him will be better than what he will make up his mind for.
-But you don't eat."
-
-"Eat! How can I? My poor father!"
-
-"The effect of grief upon the gastric juices, through the nervous
-system, is very remarkable," said Mr Squills, philosophically, and
-helping himself to a broiled bone; "it increases the thirst, while it
-takes away hunger. No--don't touch Port!--heating! Sherry and water."
-
-
-CHAPTER LV.
-
-The house-door had closed upon Mr Squills--that gentleman having
-promised to breakfast with me the next morning, so that we might take
-the coach from our gate--and I remained alone, seated by the
-supper-table, and revolving all I had heard, when my father walked in.
-
-"Pisistratus," said he, gravely, and looking round him, "your
-mother!--suppose the worst--your first care, then, must be to try and
-secure something for her. You and I are men--_we_ can never want,
-while we have health of mind and body; but a woman--and if anything
-happens to me"--
-
-My father's lip writhed as it uttered these brief sentences.
-
-"My dear, dear father!" said I, suppressing my tears with difficulty,
-"all evils, as you yourself said, look worse by anticipation. It is
-impossible that your whole fortune can be involved. The newspaper did
-not run many weeks; and only the first volume of your work is printed.
-Besides, there must be other shareholders who will pay their quota.
-Believe me, I feel sanguine as to the result of my embassy. As for my
-poor mother, it is not the loss of fortune that will wound her--depend
-on it, she thinks very little of that; it is the loss of your
-confidence."
-
-"My confidence!"
-
-"Ah yes! tell her all your fears, as your hopes. Do not let your
-affectionate pity exclude her from one corner of your heart."
-
-"It is that--it is _that_, Austin,--my husband--my joy--my pride--my
-soul--my all!" cried a soft, broken voice.
-
-My mother had crept in, unobserved by us.
-
-My father looked at us both, and the tears which had before stood in
-his eyes forced their way. Then opening his arms--into which his Kitty
-threw herself joyfully--he lifted those moist eyes upward, and, by the
-movement of his lips, I saw that he thanked God.
-
-I stole out of the room. I felt that those two hearts should be left
-to beat and to blend alone. And from that hour, I am convinced that
-Augustine Caxton acquired a stouter philosophy than that of the
-stoics. The fortitude that concealed pain was no longer needed, for
-the pain was no longer felt.
-
-
-CHAPTER LVI.
-
-Mr Squills and I performed our journey without adventure, and, as we
-were not alone on the coach, with little conversation. We put up at a
-small inn at the city, and the next morning I sallied forth to see
-Trevanion--for we agreed that he would be the best person to advise
-us. But, on arriving at St James's Square, I had the disappointment of
-hearing that the whole family had gone to Paris three days before, and
-were not expected to return till the meeting of Parliament.
-
-This was a sad discouragement, for I had counted much on Trevanion's
-clear head, and that extraordinary range of accomplishment in all
-matters of business--all that related to practical life--which my old
-patron pre-eminently possessed. The next thing would be to find
-Trevanion's lawyer, (for Trevanion was one of those men whose
-solicitors are sure to be able and active.) But the fact was, that he
-left so little to lawyers, that he had never had occasion to
-communicate with one since I had known him; and I was therefore in
-ignorance of the very name of his solicitor; nor could the porter, who
-was left in charge of the house, enlighten me. Luckily, I bethought
-myself of Sir Sedley Beaudesert, who could scarcely fail to give me
-the information required, and who, at all events, might recommend me
-some other lawyer. So to him I went.
-
-I found Sir Sedley at breakfast with a young gentleman who seemed
-about twenty. The good baronet was delighted to see me; but I thought
-it was with a little confusion, rare to his cordial ease, that he
-presented me to his cousin, Lord Castleton. It was a name familiar to
-me, though I had never before met its patrician owner.
-
-The Marquis of Castleton was indeed a subject of envy to young idlers,
-and afforded a theme of interest to gray-beard politicians. Often had
-I heard of "that lucky fellow Castleton," who, when of age, would step
-into one of those colossal fortunes which would realise the dreams of
-Aladdin--a fortune that had been out to nurse since his minority.
-Often had I heard graver gossips wonder whether Castleton would take
-any active part in public life--whether he would keep up the family
-influence. His mother (still alive) was a superior woman, and had
-devoted herself, from his childhood, to supply a father's loss, and
-fit him for his great position. It was said that he was clever--had
-been educated by a tutor of great academic distinction, and was
-reading for a double first class at Oxford. This young marquis was
-indeed the head of one of those few houses still left in England that
-retain feudal importance. He was important, not only from his rank and
-his vast fortune, but from an immense circle of powerful connections;
-from the ability of his two predecessors, who had been keen
-politicians and cabinet-ministers; from the _prestige_ they had
-bequeathed to his name; from the peculiar nature of his property,
-which gave him the returning interest in no less than six
-parliamentary seats in Great Britain and Ireland--besides that
-indirect ascendency which the head of the Castletons had always
-exercised over many powerful and noble allies of that princely house.
-I was not aware that he was related to Sir Sedley, whose world of
-action was so remote from politics; and it was with some surprise that
-I now heard that announcement, and certainly with some interest that
-I, perhaps from the verge of poverty, gazed on this young heir of
-fabulous El-Dorados.
-
-It was easy to see that Lord Castleton had been brought up with a
-careful knowledge of his future greatness, and its serious
-responsibilities. He stood immeasurably aloof from all the
-affectations common to the youth of minor patricians. He had not been
-taught to value himself on the cut of a coat, or the shape of a hat.
-His world was far above St James's Street and the clubs. He was
-dressed plainly, though in a style peculiar to himself--a white
-neckcloth, (which was not at that day quite so uncommon for morning
-use as it is now,) trowsers without straps, thin shoes and gaiters.
-There was nothing in his manner of the supercilious apathy which
-characterises the dandy introduced to some one whom he doubts if he
-can nod to from the bow-window at White's--none of such vulgar
-coxcombries had Lord Castleton; and yet a young gentleman more
-emphatically coxcomb it was impossible to see. He had been told, no
-doubt, that, as the head of a house which was almost in itself a party
-in the state, he should be bland and civil to all men; and this duty
-being grafted upon a nature singularly cold and unsocial, gave to his
-politeness something so stiff, yet so condescending, that it brought
-the blood to one's cheek--though the momentary anger was
-counterbalanced by something almost ludicrous in the contrast between
-this gracious majesty of deportment, and the insignificant figure,
-with the boyish beardless face, by which it was assumed. Lord
-Castleton did not content himself with a mere bow at our introduction.
-Much to my wonder how he came by the information he displayed, he made
-me a little speech after the manner of Louis XIV. to a provincial
-noble--studiously modelled upon that royal maxim of urbane policy
-which instructs a king that he should know something of the birth,
-parentage, and family, of his meanest gentleman. It was a little
-speech, in which my father's learning, and my uncle's services, and
-the amiable qualities of your humble servant, were neatly
-interwoven--delivered in a falsetto tone, as if learned by heart,
-though it must have been necessarily impromptu; and then, reseating
-himself, he made a gracious motion of the head and hand, as if to
-authorise me to do the same.
-
-Conversation succeeded, by galvanic jerks and spasmodic starts--a
-conversation that Lord Castleton contrived to tug so completely out of
-poor Sir Sedley's ordinary course of small and polished small-talk,
-that that charming personage, accustomed, as he well deserved, to be
-Coryphæus at his own table, was completely silenced. With his light
-reading, his rich stores of anecdote, his good-humoured knowledge of
-the drawing-room world, he had scarce a word that would fit into the
-great, rough, serious matters which Lord Castleton threw upon the
-table, as he nibbled his toast. Nothing but the most grave and
-practical subjects of human interest seemed to attract this future
-leader of mankind. The fact is that Lord Castleton had been taught
-everything that relates to _property_--(a knowledge which embraces a
-very wide circumference.) It had been said to him "You will be an
-immense proprietor--knowledge is essential to your self-preservation.
-You will be puzzled, bubbled, ridiculed, duped every day of your life,
-if you do not make yourself acquainted with all by which property is
-assailed or defended, impoverished or increased. You have a vast stake
-in the country--you must learn all the interests of Europe--nay, of
-the civilised world--for those interests react on the country, and the
-interests of the country are of the greatest possible consequence to
-the interests of the Marquis of Castleton." Thus the state of the
-Continent--the policy of Metternich--the condition of the Papacy--the
-growth of Dissent--the proper mode of dealing with the general spirit
-of Democracy, which was the epidemic of European monarchies--the
-relative proportions of the agricultural and manufacturing
-population--corn-laws, currency, and the laws that regulate wages--a
-criticism on the leading speakers of the House of Commons, with some
-discursive observations on the importance of fattening cattle--the
-introduction of flax into Ireland--emigration--the condition of the
-poor--the doctrines of Mr Owen--the pathology of potatoes; the
-connexion between potatoes, pauperism, and patriotism; these, and
-suchlike stupendous subjects for reflection--all branching, more or
-less intricately, from the single idea of the Castleton property--the
-young lord discussed and disposed of in half-a-dozen prim, poised
-sentences--evincing, I must say in justice, no inconsiderable
-information, and a mighty solemn turn of mind. The oddity was, that
-the subjects so selected and treated should not come rather from some
-young barrister, or mature political economist, than from so gorgeous
-a lily of the field. Of a less man, certainly, one would have
-said--"Cleverish, but a prig;" but there really was something so
-respectable in a man born to such fortunes, and having nothing to do
-but to bask in the sunshine, voluntarily taking such pains with
-himself, and condescending to identify his own interests--the
-interests of the Castleton property--with the concerns of his lesser
-fellow-mortals, that one felt the young marquis had in him the stuff
-to become a very considerable man.
-
-Poor Sir Sedley, to whom all these matters were as unfamiliar as the
-theology of the Talmud, after some vain efforts to slip the
-conversation into easier grooves, fairly gave in, and, with a
-compassionate smile on his handsome countenance, took refuge in his
-easy-chair and the contemplation of his snuff-box.
-
-At last, to our great relief, the servant announced Lord Castleton's
-carriage; and with another speech of overpowering affability to me,
-and a cold shake of the hand to Sir Sedley, Lord Castleton went his
-way.
-
-The breakfast parlour looked on the street, and I turned mechanically
-to the window as Sir Sedley followed his guest out of the room. A
-travelling carriage, with four post-horses, was at the door; and a
-servant, who looked like a foreigner, was in waiting with his master's
-cloak. As I saw Lord Castleton step into the street, and wrap himself
-in his costly mantle lined with sables, I observed, more than I had
-while he was in the room, the enervate slightness of his frail form,
-and the more than paleness of his thin, joyless face; and then,
-instead of envy, I felt compassion for the owner of all this pomp and
-grandeur--felt that I would not have exchanged my hardy health, and
-easy humour, and vivid capacities of enjoyment in things the slightest
-and most within the reach of all men, for the wealth and greatness
-which that poor youth perhaps deserved the more for putting them so
-little to the service of pleasure.
-
-"Well," said Sir Sedley, "and what do you think of him?"
-
-"He is just the sort of man Trevanion would like," said I, evasively.
-
-"That is true," answered Sir Sedley, in a serious tone of voice, and
-looking at me somewhat earnestly. "Have you heard?--but no, you cannot
-have heard yet."
-
-"Heard what?"
-
-"My dear young friend," said the kindest and most delicate of all fine
-gentlemen, sauntering away that he might not observe the emotion he
-caused, "Lord Castleton is going to Paris to join the Trevanions. The
-object Lady Ellinor has had at heart for many a long year is won, and
-our pretty Fanny will be Marchioness of Castleton when her betrothed
-is of age--that is, in six months. The two mothers have settled it all
-between them!"
-
-I made no answer, but continued to look out of the window.
-
-"This alliance," resumed Sir Sedley, "was all that was wanting to
-assure Trevanion's position. When parliament meets, he will have some
-great office. Poor man! how I shall pity him! It is extraordinary to
-me," continued Sir Sedley, benevolently going on, that I might have
-full time to recover myself, "how contagious that disease called
-business is in our foggy England! Not only Trevanion, you see, has the
-complaint in its very worst and most complicated form, but that poor
-dear cousin of mine, who is so young, (here Sir Sedley sighed) and
-might enjoy himself so much, is worse than you were when Trevanion was
-fagging you to death. But, to be sure, a great name and position, like
-Castleton's, must be a very heavy affliction to a conscientious mind.
-You see how the sense of its responsibilities has _aged_ him
-already--positively, two great wrinkles under his eyes. Well, after
-all, I admire him, and respect his tutor: a soil naturally very thin,
-I suspect, has been most carefully cultivated; and Castleton, with
-Trevanion's help, will be the first man in the peerage--prime-minister
-some day, I dare say. And, when I think of it, how grateful I ought to
-feel to his father and mother, who produced him quite in their old
-age; for, if he had not been born, I should have been the most
-miserable of men--yes, positively, that horrible marquisate would have
-come to me! I never think over Horace Walpole's regrets, when he got
-the earldom of Orford, without the deepest sympathy, and without a
-shudder at the thought of what my dear Lady Castleton was kind enough
-to save me from--all owing to the Ems waters, after twenty years'
-marriage! Well, my young friend, and how are all at home?"
-
-As when, some notable performer not having yet arrived behind the
-scenes, or having to change his dress, or not having yet quite
-recovered an unlucky extra tumbler of exciting fluids--and the green
-curtain has therefore unduly delayed its ascent--you perceive that the
-thorough-bass in the orchestra charitably devotes himself to a prelude
-of astonishing prolixity, calling in _Lodoiska_ or _Der Freischutz_ to
-beguile the time, and allow the procrastinating histrion leisure
-sufficient to draw on his flesh-coloured pantaloons, and give himself
-the proper complexion for a Coriolanus or Macbeth--even so had Sir
-Sedley made that long speech, requiring no rejoinder, till he saw the
-time had arrived when he could artfully close with the flourish of a
-final interrogative, in order to give poor Pisistratus Caxton all
-preparation to compose himself, and step forward. There is certainly
-something of exquisite kindness, and thoughtful benevolence, in that
-rarest of gifts,--_fine breeding_; and when now, remanned and
-resolute, I turned round and saw Sir Sedley's soft blue eye shyly, but
-benignantly, turned to me--while, with a grace no other snuff-taker
-ever had since the days of Pope, he gently proceeded to refresh
-himself by a pinch of the celebrated Beaudesert mixture--I felt my
-heart as gratefully moved towards him as if he had conferred on me
-some colossal obligation. And this crowning question--"And how are all
-at home?" restored me entirely to my self-possession, and for the
-moment distracted the bitter current of my thoughts.
-
-I replied by a brief statement of my father's involvement, disguising
-our apprehensions as to its extent, speaking of it rather as an
-annoyance than a possible cause of ruin, and ended by asking Sir
-Sedley to give me the address of Trevanion's lawyer.
-
-The good baronet listened with great attention; and that quick
-penetration which belongs to a man of the world enabled him to detect,
-that I had smoothed over matters more than became a faithful narrator.
-
-He shook his head, and, seating himself on the sofa, motioned me to
-come to his side; then, leaning his arm over my shoulder, he said in
-his seductive, winning way--
-
-"We two young fellows should understand each other, when we talk of
-money matters. I can say to you what I could not to my respectable
-senior--by three years; your excellent father. Frankly, then, I
-suspect this is a bad business. I know little about newspapers, except
-that I have to subscribe to one in my county, which costs me a small
-income; but I know that a London daily paper might ruin a man in a few
-weeks. And as for shareholders, my dear Caxton, I was once teased into
-being a shareholder in a canal that ran through my property, and
-ultimately ran off with £30,000 of it! The other shareholders were all
-drowned in the canal, like Pharaoh and his hosts in the Red Sea. But
-your father is a great scholar, and must not be plagued with such
-matters. I owe him a great deal. He was very kind to me at Cambridge,
-and gave me the taste for reading, to which I owe the pleasantest
-hours of my life. So, when you and the lawyers have found out what the
-extent of the mischief is, you and I must see how we can best settle
-it.
-
-"What the deuce! my young friend--I have no 'encumbrances,' as the
-servants, with great want of politeness, call wives and children. And
-I am not a miserable great landed millionnaire, like that poor dear
-Castleton, who owes so many duties to society that he can't spend a
-shilling, except in a grand way and purely to benefit the public. So
-go, my boy, to Trevanion's lawyer: he is mine too. Clever
-fellow--sharp as a needle. Mr Pike, in Great Ormond Street--name on a
-brass plate; and when he has settled the amount, we young scapegraces
-will help each other, without a word to the old folks."
-
-What good it does to a man, throughout life, to meet kindness and
-generosity like this in his youth!
-
-I need not say that I was too faithful a representative of my father's
-scholarly pride, and susceptible independence of spirit, to accept
-this proposal; and probably Sir Sedley, rich and liberal as he was,
-did not dream of the extent to which his proposal might involve him.
-But I expressed my gratitude, so as to please and move this last relic
-of the De Coverleys, and went from his house straight to Mr Pike's
-office, with a little note of introduction from Sir Sedley. I found Mr
-Pike exactly the man I had anticipated from Trevanion's
-character--short, quick, intelligent, in question and answer;
-imposing, and somewhat domineering, in manner--not overcrowded with
-business, but with enough for experience and respectability; neither
-young nor old; neither a pedantic machine of parchment, nor a jaunty
-off-hand coxcomb of West End manners.
-
-"It is an ugly affair," said he, "but one that requires management.
-Leave it all in my hands for three days. Don't go near Mr Tibbets, nor
-Mr Peck; and on Saturday next, at two o'clock, if you will call here,
-you shall know my opinion of the whole matter." With that Mr Pike
-glanced at the clock, and I took up my hat and went.
-
-There is no place more delightful than a great capital, if you are
-comfortably settled in it--have arranged the methodical disposal of
-your time, and know how to take business and pleasure in due
-proportions. But a flying visit to a great capital, in an unsettled,
-unsatisfactory way--at an inn--an inn in the city, too--with a great
-worrying load of business on your mind, of which you are to hear no
-more for three days; and an aching, jealous, miserable sorrow at the
-heart, such as I had--leaving you no labour to pursue, and no pleasure
-that you have the heart to share in--oh, a great capital then is
-indeed forlorn, wearisome, and oppressive! It is the Castle of
-Indolence, not as Thomson built it, but as Beckford drew in his Hall
-of Eblis--a wandering up and down, to and fro--a great awful space,
-with your hand pressed to your heart; and--oh for a rush on some
-half-tamed horse, through the measureless green wastes of Australia!
-That is the place for a man who has no home in the Babel, and whose
-hand is ever pressing to his heart, with its dull, burning pain.
-
-Mr Squills decoyed me the second evening into one of the small
-theatres; and very heartily did Mr Squills enjoy all he saw, and all
-he heard. And while, with a convulsive effort of the jaws, I was
-trying to laugh too, suddenly, in one of the actors, who was
-performing the worshipful part of a parish beadle, I recognised a face
-that I had seen before. Five minutes afterwards, I had disappeared
-from the side of Squills, and was amidst that strange world--BEHIND
-THE SCENES.
-
-My beadle was much too busy and important to allow me a good
-opportunity to accost him, till the piece was over. I then seized hold
-of him, as he was amicably sharing a pot of porter with a gentleman in
-black shorts and a laced waistcoat, who was to play the part of a
-broken-hearted father in the Domestic Drama in Three Acts, that would
-conclude the amusements of the evening.
-
-"Excuse me," said I apologetically; "but, as the Swan pertinently
-observes,--'Should auld acquaintance be forgot?'"
-
-"The Swan, sir!" cried the beadle aghast--"the Swan never demeaned
-himself by such d--d broad Scotch as that!"
-
-"The Tweed has its swans as well as the Avon, Mr Peacock."
-
-"St--st--hush--hush--h--u--sh!" whispered the beadle in great alarm,
-and eyeing me, with savage observation, under his corked eyebrows.
-Then, taking me, by the arm, he jerked me away. When he had got as far
-as the narrow limits of that little stage would allow us, Mr Peacock
-said--
-
-"Sir, you have the advantage of me; I don't remember you. Ah! you need
-not look!--by gad, sir, I am not to be bullied,--it was all fair play.
-If you will play with gentlemen, sir, you must run the consequences."
-
-I hastened to appease the worthy man.
-
-"Indeed, Mr Peacock, if you remember, I refused to play with you; and,
-so far from wishing to offend you, I now come on purpose to compliment
-you on your excellent acting, and to inquire if you have heard
-anything lately of your young friend, Mr Vivian.
-
-"Vivian?--never heard the name, sir. Vivian! Pooh, you are trying to
-hoax me; very good."
-
-"I assure you, Mr Peac"--
-
-"St--st--How the deuce did you know that I was once called Peac--that
-is, people called me Peac--A friendly nickname, no more--drop it, sir,
-or you 'touch me with noble anger!'"
-
-"Well, well; 'the rose, by any name, will smell as sweet,' as the
-Swan, this time at least, judiciously observes. But Mr Vivian, too,
-seems to have other names at his disposal. I mean a young, dark,
-handsome man--or rather boy--with whom I met you in company by the
-roadside, one morning."
-
-"O--h!" said Mr Peacock, looking much relieved, "I know whom you mean,
-though I don't remember to have had the pleasure of seeing you before.
-No; I have not heard anything of the young man lately. I wish I did
-know something of him. He was a 'gentleman in my own way.' Sweet Will
-has hit him off to a hair!--
-
- 'The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's eye, tongue, sword.'
-
-Such a hand with a cue!--you should have seen him seek 'the bubble
-reputation at the _cannon's_ mouth!' I may say, (continued Mr Peacock,
-emphatically,) that he was a regular trump--trump!" he reiterated with
-a start, as if the word had stung him--"trump! he was a BRICK!"
-
-Then fixing his eyes on me, dropping his arms, interlacing his
-fingers, in the manner recorded of Talma in the celebrated "Qu'en
-dis-tu?" he resumed in a hollow voice, slow and distinct--
-
-"When--saw--you--him,--young m--m--a--n--nnn?"
-
-Finding the tables thus turned on myself, and not willing to give Mr
-Peac-- any clue to poor Vivian--who thus appeared, to my great
-satisfaction, to have finally dropped an acquaintance more versatile
-than reputable--I contrived, by a few evasive sentences, to keep Mr
-Peac--'s curiosity at a distance, till he was summoned in haste to
-change his attire for the domestic drama. And so we parted.
-
-
-CHAPTER LVII.
-
-I hate law details as cordially as my readers can, and therefore I
-shall content myself with stating that Mr Pike's management, at the
-end, not of three days, but of two weeks, was so admirable that Uncle
-Jack was drawn out of prison, and my father extracted from all his
-liabilities, by a sum two-thirds less than was first startlingly
-submitted to our indignant horror--and that, too, in a manner that
-would have satisfied the conscience of the most punctilious formalist,
-whose contribution to the national fund, for an omitted payment to the
-Income Tax. the Chancellor of the Exchequer ever had the honour to
-acknowledge. Still the sum was very large in proportion to my poor
-father's income; and what with Jack's debts, the claims of the
-Anti-Publisher Society's printer--including the very expensive plates
-that had been so lavishly bespoken, and in great part completed, for
-the _History of Human Error_--and, above all, the liabilities incurred
-on _The Capitalist_; what with the _plant_, as Mr Peck technically
-phrased a great upas-tree of a total, branching out into types, cases,
-printing-presses, engines, &c., all now to be resold at a third of
-their value; what with advertisements and bills, that had covered all
-the dead walls by which rubbish might be shot, throughout the three
-kingdoms; what with the dues of reporters, and salaries of writers,
-who had been engaged for a year at least to _The Capitalist_, and
-whose claims survived the wretch they had killed and buried; what, in
-short, with all that the combined ingenuity of Uncle Jack and printer
-Peck could supply for the utter ruin of the Caxton family--even after
-all deductions, curtailments, and after all that one could extract in
-the way of just contribution from the least unsubstantial of those
-shadows called the shareholders--my father's fortune was reduced to
-little more than £8000, which being placed at mortgage, at 4 per cent,
-yielded just £372, 10s. a-year--enough for my father to live upon, but
-not enough to afford also his son Pisistratus the advantages of
-education at Trinity College, Cambridge. The blow fell rather upon me
-than my father, and my young shoulders bore it without much wincing.
-
-This settled, to our universal satisfaction, I went to pay my farewell
-visit to Sir Sedley Beaudesert. He had made much of me, during my stay
-in London. I had breakfasted and dined with him pretty often; I had
-presented Squills to him, who no sooner set eyes upon that splendid
-conformation, than he described his character with the nicest accuracy
-as the necessary consequence of such a development for the rosy
-pleasures of life, and whose philosophy delighted and consoled Sir
-Sedley. We had never once retouched on the subject of Fanny's
-marriage, and both of us tacitly avoided even mentioning the
-Trevanions. But in this last visit, though he maintained the same
-reserve as to Fanny, he referred without scruple to her father.
-
-"Well, my young Athenian," said he, after congratulating me on the
-result of the negotiations, and endeavouring again in vain to bear at
-least some share in my father's losses--"well, I see I cannot press
-this farther; but at least I _can_ press on you any little interest I
-may have, in obtaining some appointment for yourself in one of the
-public offices. Trevanion could of course be more useful, but I can
-understand that he is not the kind of man you would like to apply to."
-
-"Shall I own to you, my dear Sir Sedley, that I have no taste for
-official employment? I am too fond of my liberty. Since I have been at
-my uncle's old tower, I account for half my character by the
-Borderer's blood that is in me. I doubt if I am meant for the life of
-cities, and I have odd floating notions in my head, that will serve to
-amuse me when I get home, and may settle into schemes. And now, to
-change the subject, may I ask what kind of person has succeeded me as
-Mr Trevanion's secretary?"
-
-"Why, he has got a broad-shouldered, stooping fellow, in spectacles
-and cotton stockings, who has written upon 'Rent,' I believe--an
-imaginative treatise in his case, I fear, poor man, for rent is a
-thing he could never have received, and not often been trusted to pay.
-However, he is one of your political economists, and wants Trevanion
-to sell his pictures, as 'unproductive capital.' Less mild than Pope's
-Narcissa, 'to make a wash,' he would certainly 'stew a child.' Besides
-this official secretary, Trevanion trusts, however, a good deal to a
-clever, good-looking young gentleman, who is a great favourite with
-him."
-
-"What is his name?"
-
-"His name?--oh, Gower--a natural son, I believe, of one of the Gower
-family."
-
-Here two of Sir Sedley's fellow fine gentlemen lounged in, and my
-visit ended.
-
-
-CHAPTER LVIII.
-
-"I swear," cried my uncle, "that it _shall_ be so;" and with a big
-frown, and a truculent air, he seized the fatal instrument.
-
-"Indeed, brother, it must not," said my father, laying one pale,
-scholar-like hand mildly on Captain Roland's brown, bellicose, and
-bony fist; and with the other, outstretched, protecting the menaced,
-palpitating victim.
-
-Not a word had my uncle heard of our losses, until they had been
-adjusted, and the sum paid; for we all knew that the old tower would
-have been gone--sold to some neighbouring squire or jobbing
-attorney--at the first impetuous impulse of Uncle Roland's
-affectionate generosity. Austin endangered! Austin ruined!--he would
-never have rested till he came, cash in hand, to his deliverance.
-Therefore, I say, not till all was settled did I write to the Captain,
-and tell him gaily what had chanced. And, however light I made of our
-misfortunes, the letter brought the Captain to the red brick house the
-same evening on which I myself reached it, and about an hour later. My
-uncle had not sold the tower, but he came prepared to carry us off to
-it _vi et armis_. We must live with him, and on him--let or sell the
-brick house, and put out the remnant of my father's income to nurse
-and accumulate. And it was on finding my father's resistance stubborn,
-and that hitherto he had made no way,--that my uncle, stepping back
-into the hall, in which he had left his carpet-bag, &c., returned with
-an old oak case, and, touching a spring roller, out flew--the Caxton
-pedigree.
-
-Out it flew--covering all the table, and undulating, Nile-like, till
-it had spread over books, papers, my mother's work-box, and the
-tea-service, (for the table was large and compendious, emblematic of
-its owner's mind)--and then, flowing on the carpet, dragged its slow
-length along, till it was stopped by the fender.
-
-"Now," said my uncle solemnly, "there never have been but two causes
-of difference between you and me, Austin. One is over; why should the
-other last? Aha! I know why you hang back; you think that we may
-quarrel about it!"
-
-"About what, Roland?"
-
-"About it, I say--and I'll be d--d if we do!" cried my uncle,
-reddening, (I never heard him swear before.) "And I have been thinking
-a great deal upon the matter, and I have no doubt you are right. So I
-brought the old parchment with me, and you shall see me fill up the
-blank, just as you would have it. Now, then, you will come and live
-with me, and we can never quarrel any more."
-
-Thus saying, Uncle Roland looked round for pen and ink; and, having
-found them--not without difficulty, for they had been submerged under
-the overflow of the pedigree--he was about to fill up the _lacuna_, or
-hiatus, which had given rise to such memorable controversy, with the
-name of "William Caxton, printer in the Sanctuary," when my father,
-slowly recovering his breath, and aware of his brother's purpose,
-intervened. It would have done your heart good to hear them--so
-completely, in the inconsistency of human nature, had they changed
-sides upon the question--my father now all for Sir William de Caxton,
-the hero of Bosworth; my uncle all for the immortal printer. And in
-this discussion they grew animated: their eyes sparkled, their voices
-rose--Roland's voice deep and thunderous, Austin's sharp and piercing.
-Mr Squills stopped his ears. Thus it arrived at that point, when my
-uncle doggedly came to the end of all argumentation--"I swear that it
-shall be so;" and my father, trying the last resource of pathos,
-looked pleadingly into Roland's eyes, and said, with a tone soft as
-mercy, "Indeed, brother, it must not." Meanwhile the dry parchment
-crisped, creaked, and trembled in every pore of its yellow skin.
-
-"But," said I, coming in, opportunely, like the Horatian deity, "I
-don't see that either of you gentlemen has a right so to dispose of my
-ancestry. It is quite clear that a man has no possession in posterity.
-Posterity may possess him; but deuce a bit will he ever be the better
-for his great great-grandchildren!"
-
-SQUILLS.--Hear, hear!
-
-PISISTRATUS--(_warming_.)--But a man's ancestry is a positive property
-to him. How much, not only of acres, but of his constitution, his
-temper, his conduct, character, and nature, he may inherit from some
-progenitor ten times removed! Nay, without that progenitor would he
-ever have been born--would a Squills ever have introduced him into the
-world, or a nurse ever have carried him _upo kolpo_?
-
-SQUILLS.--Hear, hear!
-
-PISISTRATUS--(_with dignified emotion_)--No man, therefore, has a
-right to rob another of a forefather, with a stroke of his pen, from
-any motives, howsoever amiable. In the present instance, you will say,
-perhaps, that the ancestor in question is apocryphal--it may be the
-printer, it may be the knight. Granted; but here, where history is in
-fault, shall a mere sentiment decide? While both are doubtful, my
-imagination appropriates both. At one time I can reverence industry
-and learning in the printer; at another, valour and devotion in the
-knight. This kindly doubt gives me two great forefathers; and, through
-them, two trains of idea that influence my conduct under different
-circumstances. I will not permit you, Captain Roland, to rob me of
-either forefather--either train of idea. Leave, then, this sacred void
-unfilled, unprofaned; and accept this compromise of chivalrous
-courtesy--while my father lives with the Captain, we will believe in
-the printer; when away from the Captain, we will stand firm to the
-knight."
-
-"Good!" cried Uncle Roland, as I paused, a little out of breath.
-
-"And," said my mother softly, "I do think, Austin, there is a way of
-settling the matter which will please all parties. It is quite sad to
-think that poor Roland, and dear little Blanche, should be all alone
-in the tower; and I am sure that we should be much happier
-altogether."
-
-"There!" cried Roland, triumphantly. "If you are not the most
-obstinate, hardhearted, unfeeling brute in the world--which I don't
-take you to be--brother Austin, after that really beautiful speech of
-your wife's, there is not a word to be said farther."
-
-"But we have not yet heard Kitty to the end, Roland."
-
-"I beg your pardon, a thousand times, ma'am--sister," said the
-Captain, bowing.
-
-"Well, I was going to add," said my mother, "that we will go and live
-with you, Roland, and club our little fortunes together. Blanche and I
-will take care of the house, and we shall be just twice as rich
-together as we are separately."
-
-"Pretty sort of hospitality that!" grunted the Captain. "I did not
-expect you to throw me over in that way. No, no; you must lay by for
-the boy there,--what's to become of him?"
-
-"But we shall _all_ lay by for him," said my mother simply; "you as
-well as Austin. We shall have more to save, if we have both more to
-spend."
-
-"Ah, save!--that is easily said: there would be a pleasure in saving,
-then!" said the Captain mournfully.
-
-"And what's to become of me?" cried Squills, very petulantly. "Am I to
-be left here, in my old age--not a rational soul to speak to, and no
-other place in the village where there's a drop of decent punch to be
-had! 'A plague on both your houses'! as the chap said at the theatre
-the other night."
-
-"There's room for a doctor in our neighbourhood, Mr Squills," said the
-Captain. "The gentleman in your profession who _does for us_, wants, I
-know, to sell the business."
-
-"Humph!" said Squills--"a horrible healthy neighbourhood, I suspect!"
-
-"Why, it has that misfortune, Mr Squills; but with your help," said my
-uncle slily, "a great alteration for the better may be effected in
-that respect."
-
-Mr Squills was about to reply, when ring--a-ting--ring--ting! there
-came such a brisk, impatient, make-one's-self-at-home kind of
-tintanabular alarum at the great gate, that we all started up and
-looked at each other in surprise. Who could it possibly be? We were
-not kept long in suspense; for, in another moment, Uncle Jack's voice,
-which was always very clear and distinct, pealed through the hall; and
-we were still staring at each other when Mr Tibbets, with a bran-new
-muffler round his neck, and a peculiarly comfortable, greatcoat--best
-double Saxony, equally new--dashed into the room, bringing with him a
-very considerable quantity of cold air, which he hastened to thaw,
-first in my father's arms, next in my mother's. He then made a rush at
-the Captain, who ensconced himself behind the dumb waiter with a "Hem!
-Mr--sir--Jack--sir--hem, hem!" Failing there, Mr Tibbets rubbed off
-the remaining frost upon his double Saxony against your humble
-servant; patted Squills affectionately on the back, and then proceeded
-to occupy his favourite position before the fire.
-
-"Took you by surprise, eh?" said Uncle Jack, unpeeling himself by the
-hearth-rug. "But no--not by surprise; you must have known Jack's
-heart: you at least, Austin Caxton, who know everything--you must have
-seen that it overflowed, with the tenderest and most brotherly
-emotions; that, once delivered from that cursed Fleet, (you have no
-idea what a place it is, sir,) I could not rest, night or day, till I
-had flown here--here, to the dear family nest--poor wounded dove that
-I am!" added Uncle Jack pathetically, and taking out his
-pocket-handkerchief from the double Saxony, which he had now flung
-over my father's arm-chair.
-
-Not a word replied to this eloquent address, with its touching
-peroration. My mother hung down her pretty head, and looked ashamed.
-My uncle retreated quite into the corner, and drew the dumb waiter
-after him, so as to establish a complete fortification. Mr Squills
-seized the pen that Roland had thrown down, and began mending it
-furiously--that is, cutting it into slivers--thereby denoting,
-symbolically, how he would like to do with Uncle Jack, could he once
-get him safe and snug under his manipular operations. I leant over the
-pedigree, and my father rubbed his spectacles.
-
-The silence would have been appalling to another man: nothing appalled
-Uncle Jack.
-
-Uncle Jack turned to the fire, and warmed first one foot, then the
-other. This comfortable ceremony performed, he again faced the
-company--and resumed musingly, and as if answering some imaginary
-observations--
-
-"Yes, yes--you are right there--and a deuced unlucky speculation it
-proved too. But I was overruled by that fellow Peck. Says I to
-him--says I--'_Capitalist!_ pshaw--no popular interest there--it don't
-address the great public! Very confined class the capitalists; better
-throw ourselves boldly on the people. Yes,' said I, 'call it the
-_anti_-Capitalist.' By Jove, sir, we should have carried all before us!
-but I was overruled. The _Anti-Capitalist_!--what an idea! Address the
-whole reading world then, sir: everybody hates the capitalist--everybody
-would have his neighbour's money. The _Anti-Capitalist_!--sir, we should
-have gone off, in the manufacturing towns, like wildfire. But what could
-I do?"--
-
-"John Tibbets," said my father solemnly, "capitalist or
-anti-capitalist, thou hadst a right to follow thine own bent, in
-either--but always provided it had been with thine own money. Thou
-see'st not the thing, John Tibbets, in the right point of view; and a
-little repentance, in the face of those thou hast wronged, would not
-have misbecome thy father's son, and thy sister's brother!"--
-
-Never had so severe a rebuke issued from the mild lips of Austin
-Caxton; and I raised my eyes with a compassionate thrill, expecting to
-see John Tibbets gradually sink and disappear through the carpet.
-
-"Repentance!" cried Uncle Jack, bounding up, as if he had been shot.
-"And do you think I have a heart of stone, of pummy-stone!--do you
-think I don't repent? I have done nothing but repent--I shall repent
-to my dying day."
-
-"Then there is no more to be said, Jack," cried my father, softening,
-and holding out his hand.
-
-"Yes!" cried Mr Tibbets, seizing the hand, and pressing it to the heart
-he had thus defended from the suspicion of being pummy--"yes--that I
-should have trusted that dunder-headed, rascally, curmudgeon Peck: that
-I should have let him call it _The Capitalist_, despite all my
-convictions, when the _Anti_----"
-
-"Pshaw!" interrupted my father, drawing away his hand.
-
-"John," said my mother gravely, and with tears in her voice, "you
-forget who delivered you from prison,--you forget whom you have nearly
-consigned to prison yourself,--you forg--"
-
-"Hush, hush!" said my father, "this will never do; and it is you who
-forget, my dear, the obligations I owe to Jack. He has reduced my
-fortune one half, it is true; but I verily think he has made the three
-hearts, in which lie my real treasures, twice as large as they were
-before. Pisistratus, my boy, ring the bell."
-
-"My dear Kitty," cried Jack, whimperingly, and stealing up to my
-mother, "don't be so hard on me; I thought to make all your
-fortunes--I did, indeed."
-
-Here the servant entered.
-
-"See that Mr Tibbets' things are taken up to his room, and that there
-is a good fire," said my father.
-
-"And," continued Jack, loftily, "I _will_ make all your fortunes yet.
-I have it _here_!" and he struck his head.
-
-"Stay a moment," said my father to the servant, who had got back to
-the door. "Stay a moment," said my father, looking extremely
-frightened; "perhaps Mr Tibbets may prefer the inn?"
-
-"Austin," said Uncle Jack with emotion, "if I were a dog, with no home
-but a dog-kennel, and you came to me for shelter, I would turn out--to
-give you the best of the straw!"
-
-My father was thoroughly melted this time.
-
-"Primmins will be sure to see everything is made comfortable for Mr
-Tibbets," said he, waving his hand to the servant. "Something nice for
-supper, Kitty, my dear--and the largest punch-bowl. You like punch,
-Jack?"
-
-"Punch, Austin!" said Uncle Jack, putting his handkerchief to his
-eyes.
-
-The Captain pushed aside the dumb waiter, strode across the room, and
-shook hands with Uncle Jack; my mother buried her face in her apron,
-and fairly ran off; and Squills said in my ear, "It all comes of the
-biliary secretions. Nobody could account for this, who did not know
-the peculiarly fine organisation of your father's--liver!"
-
-FOOTNOTE:
-
-[4] Tibullus, iii. 4, 55.
-
-
-
-
-M. PRUDHON.--CONTRADICTIONS ECONOMIQUES.[5]
-
-
-If we wished to convert some inveterate democrat--some one of those
-eternal agitators of political and social revolutions--whose
-reasonings, though perhaps unconsciously to themselves, are all based
-on a far too sanguine view of the probable destinies of human
-society--there is no text-book we should more willingly select than
-this mad and apparently destructive work of M. Prudhon's. The bold
-development of those fundamental truths which have hitherto determined
-the framework of society, and, still more, the display it presents of
-the utter impotence of the wit of man, and all his speculative
-ingenuity, to reshape and reorganise the social world, must have, on
-every mind accustomed to reflection, a most sobering and
-_conservative_ influence. What it was intended to teach is another
-matter; but to a mind well constituted it would convey this grave
-lesson--to recognise and submit to the inevitable; to be content to
-labour for partial remedies and limited results; to be satisfied with
-doing good, though it be something short of organic change; to think
-it sufficient ambition to be of that "salt of the earth" which
-preserves whatever is pure and excellent, without aspiring to be that
-consuming flame which is to fuse and recast the world.
-
-Such was the reflection with which we closed the perusal of the
-_Contradictions Economiques_; and this reflection has led us to the
-present notice of a work which was not originally taken up with the
-intention of bringing it before our readers. We were referred to it as
-the work in which a man who has obtained unenviable notoriety had most
-systematically developed his ideas. Whether it is so, or not, we do
-not pledge ourselves to decide: we have had enough of _Prudhonerie_.
-But after a perusal, induced by mere curiosity, it occurred to us that
-some brief account of the book, and of the train of thought which it
-had suggested to us, and would probably suggest to most English
-readers, would not be unacceptable.
-
-It is worthy of remark, that it is not uniformly from the most perfect
-works that we derive the greatest stimulant to thinking, or the
-largest supply of food for reflection. Many an important step in
-intellectual progress has been due to an author, not one of whose
-views have been finally adopted, or would have borne perhaps a
-searching examination. The startling effect of paradox--the conflict
-with it--the perplexing entanglement of known truth with manifest
-error,--all this has supplied a more bracing and vigorous exercise for
-the mind, than lucid tenets lucidly set forth by writers of
-unimpeachable good sense. God forbid that any one should accuse us of
-saying, that it is better to read a bad book than a good one; this
-would be the greatest of all absurdities; but there are eras in our
-mental progress when much is gained by the contest with bold and
-subtle fallacies. There is not a book in our own language more replete
-with paradox and sophistry, with half truths and tortuous reasonings,
-than Godwin's _Political Justice_; yet we doubt not there are those
-living who would acknowledge that the perusal of that once, and for a
-short time, celebrated treatise, did more, by the incessant combat it
-provoked, to make evident to them the real constitution of human
-society, than the smooth sagacity of a hundred Paleys could have done.
-
-Indeed, when we compare the _Political Justice_ with the reveries of
-Communism, so rife amongst our neighbours, we feel proud of our
-English dreamer. Godwin's scheme was somewhat as if one of the ancient
-stoics, not content with imposing upon his wise man rules of conduct
-quite independent of all human passions and affections, had resolved
-that the whole multitude of the species should demean themselves
-according to the same impracticable rules, and should learn to live,
-and labour, and enjoy, like reasoning automata. Under the light
-diffused upon them by the author of the _Political Justice_, men were
-to set aside all selfishness--all their natural, and even kindly
-affections--and to act in unceasing conformity to certain abstractions
-of the reasoning faculty; were, in short, neither to love nor to hate;
-but, sitting in eternal judgment over themselves, were simply to
-reason and to act. Like the iron figures that formerly stood elevated
-above the living crowd of Fleet Street, on either side of the
-venerable clock of St Dunstan's, they were to keep their eye fixed on
-the dial-plate of a most well-regulated conscience; and ever, as the
-hour came round, they were to rise and strike, and then subside into
-their metallic repose. Still, however, the great sentiment of justice,
-to which Godwin made his appeal, afforded him a far more noble and
-manly topic than the affected philanthropy on which so many Frenchmen
-have been descanting. Justice, though not understood after the manner
-of Mr Godwin, is a sentiment which really lives and moves in the very
-heart of society. Men respond to an appeal to their sense of justice;
-they become ungovernable if that sense of justice is long outraged;
-they work upon this sentiment; they can labour and endure according to
-its dictates: but for this philanthropy, or fraternity, of which we
-hear so much--what has it ever done? It never regulated the
-transactions of a single day; never produced a grain of corn, or a
-shred of apparel; produces nothing but theories. It is a vain,
-importunate, idle, and clamorous sentiment: it is justice all on one
-side; it demands incessantly, it gives never; it has hands to petition
-with, to clutch with, to rob with, to murder with, but not to work
-with; it has no hand that holds the plough, or strikes upon the anvil.
-
-The _Système des Contradictions Economiques_ may lay claim to the same
-sort of praise we have accorded to the _Political Justice_: it prompts
-reflection; and a man of intellect sufficiently robust to profit by
-such rude gymnastics, will not regret its perusal. It also avoids,
-like the work of Godwin, the pernicious cant of universal
-philanthropy--pernicious when brought forward as a general motive of
-human actions--and looks for a renovation of society in a more
-enlightened sentiment of justice--determining anew the value of each
-man's labour, and securing to him that value--property being
-legitimate only (so far as we can understand our author) when it
-contains in it the labour of the proprietor. How Justice is to execute
-the task which M. Prudhon, in very vague and mysterious terms, imposes
-upon her, we have not the least idea; nor has an attentive perusal of
-his book given us the remotest conception of any practical scheme that
-he would even make experiment of. But, at all events, it is better to
-descant on the energetic sentiment of justice, which desires to earn
-and keep its own, than on the idle sublimities of a universal
-fraternity--a sentiment which relaxes the springs of industry, by
-teaching every man to expect everything from his neighbours, or from
-an omnipotent abstraction he calls the state. It is a difference of
-some importance, because all these schemes for the renovation of
-society do, in fact, end in a sort of moral or immoral preachment.
-
-When we have said thus much, and added that M. Prudhon attacks the
-Communists, of all shades and descriptions, in a quite overwhelming
-manner, utterly crushing and annihilating them,--we have said the
-utmost that can be admitted, or devised, in praise of his work. It
-would require a much longer paragraph to exhaust all that might be
-justly said in its condemnation. It is strewed over, knee-deep, with
-metaphysical trash. It is steeped in atheism, or something worse, and
-infinitely more foolish; for there is a pretence of sustaining "the
-hypothesis" of a God, for no other ostensible reason than to provide
-an object for the blasphemy that follows. The rudest savages, in their
-first conception of a God, regard him as an enemy, and offer
-sacrifices to propitiate an unprovoked and wanton anger--the reflected
-image of their own wild passions. M. Prudhon's philosophy has actually
-brought him, in one respect, back to the creed of the savages. He
-proves, by some insane process not worth following, that the Creator
-of man is essentially opposed to the progress of human society, and is
-to be utterly deserted, desecrated, defied. He does not, indeed,
-sacrifice, like the savage; he rather talks rebellion, like Satan. No
-one would believe, who had not read the book, with what a mixture of
-outrage and levity he speaks of the most sacred of all beings: it is
-the doctrine of the rebel-fiend taught with the gesticulation of a
-satyr.
-
-We shall not quote a single passage to justify this censure, for the
-same reason that we should not extract the indecencies of a volume in
-order to prove the charge of obscenity. Why should the ear be wounded,
-or the mind soiled and disgusted, when no end is answered except the
-conviction of an offender who, utterly dead to shame, rejoices to see
-his impurities or impieties pitched abroad?
-
-Notwithstanding that formidable appearance of metaphysics to which we
-have alluded--his Kant and his Hegel, his thesis, antithesis, and
-synthesis, and all his pretensions to extraordinary profundity--it so
-happens that the very first elements of that science of political
-economy, which he affects to look down upon as from a higher level,
-are often miserably misapprehended; or--what is certainly not more to
-his credit--they are thrown, for a season, into a wilful oblivion. If
-he is discoursing upon the division of labour, and its effect upon the
-remuneration of the workman, he ignores, for the time being, the
-manifest relation between population and wages, and represents the
-wages as decreasing only because the nature of the work required
-becomes more and more simple and mechanical. If he is discoursing upon
-population, and its pressure upon the means of subsistence, he can
-venture to forget the very laws of nature. "You state," he says, "that
-population increases in a geometrical ratio--1, 2, 4, 8, 16; well, I
-will show that capital and wealth follow a law of progression more
-rapid still, of which each term may be considered as the square of the
-corresponding number of the geometrical series, as 1, 4, 16, 64,
-256."[6] Since all our wealth is derived originally from the soil, man
-must, therefore, have it in his power to increase the fertility of the
-soil according to the above ratio. It will be something new to our
-farmers to learn this.
-
-In compensation, we presume, for this occasional oblivion of the
-truisms of political economy--truisms, in fact, of common sense--we
-have, here and there, strange and novel definitions and explanations,
-ushered in with that pomp which an egotistical Frenchman can alone
-display, and turning out to be as idle verbiage as was ever penned.
-Take, as the first specimen we can call to mind, the following
-definition of labour. We cannot attempt to translate it: the English
-language does not easily mould itself to nonsense of this
-sort:--"Qu'est-ce donc que le travail? Nul encore ne l'a défini. Le
-travail est l'émission de l'esprit. Travailler, c'est dépenser sa
-vie; travailler, en un mot, c'est se dévouer, c'est mourir. Que les
-utopistes ne nous parlent plus de dévoûment: c'est le travail, exprimé
-et mesuré par ses oeuvres."--(Vol. ii., p. 465.) Labour needed to be
-defined, it seemed; and this is the definition, "L'émission de
-l'esprit!" And in play, then, as well as in work, is there no emission
-of the spirits, or mind, or life of the man? Did M. Prudhon never run
-a race, or handle a bat at cricket, or ride with the hounds? or can he
-not remember that such things _are_, though not in his philosophy? But
-dear, inexpressibly dear to M. Prudhon, is every idea of his own that
-savours of paradox; and the more it violates common sense, the more
-tenderly he clings to it, cherishes, and vaunts it. This, doubtless, is
-one of his favourite children. His celebrated aphorism, "La Propriété
-c'est le vol,"--he contradicts it himself in every page of his
-writings, yet boasts and cherishes it as his greatest possession, and
-the most remarkable discovery of the age. "La définition de la
-propriété," he says, in answer to a sarcasm of M. Michelet, "est
-mienne, et toute mon ambition est de prouver que j'en ai compris le
-sens et l'étendue. _La propriété c'est le vol!_ il ne se dit pas, en
-mille ans, deux mots comme celui-là. Je n'ai d'autre bien sur la terre
-que cette définition de la propriété: mais je la tiens plus précieuse
-que les millions des Rothschild, et j'ose dire qu'elle sera l'évènement
-le plus considérable du gouvernement de Louis-Philippe."--(Vol. ii., p.
-328.)
-
-Even in that tenebrous philosophy which he has imported from Germany,
-and which he teaches with such caustic condescension to the political
-economists, he is very much at fault. It is always, we know, an
-adventurous matter to accuse any one who deals in the idealistic
-metaphysics of modern Germany of obscurity, or of imperfect knowledge
-of the theories taught in his own school. The man has but to dive into
-deeper mud to escape from you. Follow him you assuredly cannot; he is
-out of sight, and the thick sediment deters; and thus, in the eyes of
-all who are not aware what the capture would cost to any hapless
-pursuer, the fugitive is sure of his triumph. Nevertheless, we venture
-to assert that M. Prudhon is but a young, and a not very promising
-scholar in the philosophy of Kant and of Hegel. Two very manifest
-blunders it will be enough to indicate: he assimilates his
-_Contradictions Economiques_ to the _Antinomies of the Pure Reason_
-developed by Kant; and he confounds Kant with Hegel in a matter where
-they are widely opposed, and speaks as if the same law of
-contradiction were common to both.
-
-After alluding to some of his own "contradictions," he says, "Tel est
-encore le problème de la divisibilité de la matière à l'infini, que
-Kant a démontré pouvoir être nié et affirmé, tour-à-tour, par des
-arguments également plausibles et irréfutables."--(Vol. i. p. 43.) It
-is the object of Kant, in one of the most striking portions of the
-_Critique of Pure Reason_, to show that, in certain problems, the mind
-is capable of being led with equal force of conviction to directly
-opposite conclusions. The pure reason, it seems, gets hold of the
-forms of the understanding, and can extract nothing from them but a
-series of antinomies, like that which M. Prudhon has alluded to, where
-the infinite divisibility of matter is both proved and disproved with
-equal success. Now what analogy is there between the contradictions
-which M. Prudhon can develop, in any one of our social laws, and the
-antinomies of Kant? In these last, two opposite conclusions of
-speculative reason are arrived at, which destroy each other; in the
-_Contradictions Economiques_, the good and evil flowing from the same
-law may very easily co-exist. They affect different persons, or the
-same persons at different times. Free competition, for instance, in
-trade or manufacture, may be viewed on its bright side as the promoter
-of industry and invention; on its dark side as the fomenter of strife,
-and the inflicter of injury on those who lose in the game of wealth.
-But the benefit and injury arising from this source do not destroy
-each other, like the yes and no of an abstract proposition; they can
-be balanced against each other; they co-exist, and, for aught we see,
-will eternally co-exist. Let them be as strikingly opposed as you
-will, they can have nothing in common with the antinomies of Kant. M.
-Prudhon proves that there is darkness and brightness scattered over
-the surface of society: he does not prove that the same spot, at the
-same moment, is both black and white.
-
-From Kant he slides to Hegel, as if their tenets on this subject at
-all resembled each other. Kant saw in his contradictions an arrest of
-the reason, Hegel the very principle and condition of all thought.
-Thought involves contradictions. In the simplest idea, that of being,
-is involved the idea of no-being; neither can we think of no-being
-without having the idea of being. Now as _thought_ and _thing_ are
-identical in the absolute, (this every one knows,) whatever may be
-said of the thought may be said of the thing, and hence the celebrated
-formula, Being = no being--_sein_ = _nicht sein_--something and
-nothing are identical.
-
-As thought and thing are identical in the absolute, logic is a
-creation and creation is a logic; thus the metaphysics of Hegel became
-a cosmogony in which all things proceed according to the laws of
-thought, and are therefore developed in a series of contradictions.
-Now let M. Prudhon be as thorough master of the Hegelian logic, or the
-Hegelian cosmogony, as he desires to be esteemed, how, in the name of
-common sense, can he hope to clear up the difficulties of political
-economy by mixing them with a philosophy like this? How will his
-thesis and his antithesis help us to adjust the claims between labour
-and capital? If he has any adjustment to propose--if he has found what
-he calls his synthesis--let us hear it. If the synthesis is only to be
-developed in those future evolutions of time, which neither he nor we
-can divine, of what use all this angry exposition of the inevitable
-_Contradictions_ that mark and constitute the progress of humanity?
-
-Enough of these metaphysics. It was necessary to say this much of the
-peculiar form into which M. Prudhon has chosen to cast his thoughts;
-but there will be no occasion to allude to it again. Whatever there is
-of truth or significance in his work, may easily be transferred into a
-language familiar and intelligible to all.
-
-We have eaten, says one, of the forbidden fruit of the tree of the
-knowledge of good and evil, and the taste of them has been thenceforth
-invariably blended together. There is a law of compensation--thus
-another expresses it--throughout the world, both moral and physical,
-by which every evil is balanced by its good, and every good by its
-besetting evil. Humanity, says a third, progresses without doubt, and
-obtains at each stage a fuller and a higher life; but there is an
-original proportion of misery in its lot, from which there is no
-escape: this also swells and darkens as we rise. To use the language
-of chemistry, you may increase the volume of this ambient life we
-breathe, but still, to every one-hundred part of vital air there shall
-be added twenty-five of mephitic vapour. All these are different modes
-of expressing the homely truth, that a shadow of evil falls even from
-the best of things; and it is this truth which is really developed in
-the _Contradictions Economiques_.
-
-It is a truth which, at times, it may be very needful fully to
-recognise. When men of sincere convictions are found agitating society
-for some organic change, their errors may be always traced to an
-over-sanguine and one-sided view of the capabilities of man for
-happiness. The conservative and the movement parties, philosophically
-considered, may be described as branching out of different opinions on
-the probable or possible progress of society. The philosophical
-conservative has accepted humanity as it is--as, in its great
-features, it is exhibited throughout all regions of the earth, and in
-the page of history: he hails with welcome every addition to human
-happiness; he believes in progress, he derides the notion of
-perfectibility,--it is a word he cannot use; he recognises much
-happiness coming in to mankind from many and various sources, but
-still believes that man will never find himself so content on earth as
-to cease looking forward for the complement and perfection of his
-felicity to another world. The philosopher of the movement party has
-made a sort of religion of his hopes of humanity: he conceives some
-ideal state, and anticipates its development _here_; he dismantles
-heaven and immortality to furnish out his masquerade on earth; or,
-with still vaguer notions, he rushes forward upon reforms that imply,
-for their justification, the existence of what never yet was seen--a
-temperate and enlightened multitude.
-
-It follows that the conservative has allotted to him the ungracious
-and invidious task of discouraging the hopes of a too eager
-philanthropy; he is compelled to show, of certain evils, that they are
-constantly to be contended against, but never can be eradicated.
-Society has been often compared to a pyramid; its broad basis on the
-earth, and towering high or not, according as circumstances were
-propitious to its formation; but always the broad basis lying on the
-earth. He accepts the ancient simile; he recognises the unalterable
-pyramid. Without aid of priest or legislator, society assumes this
-form; it crystallises thus; higher and higher, broader and broader, it
-rises, and extends, but still the lowest stratum is lying close upon
-the earth. Will you disguise the fact? It is fruitless, and the
-falsehood only recoils upon yourself, rendering what truth you utter
-weak and suspicious. Will you strive to make the pyramid stand upon
-its apex? It will _not_ stand; and what god or giant have you to hold
-it there? Or will you join the madman, who, because the lowest stratum
-cannot be made the highest, nor any other but the lowest, would level
-the whole pyramid to the ground, and make every part touch the earth?
-No; you will do all in your power for that lowest stratum, but you
-will not consent that, because all cannot be cultivated and refined,
-no one shall have a chance of becoming so. You accept the pyramid.
-
-When M. Prudhon criticises the laws which preside over the production
-and distribution of wealth, and shows their twofold and antagonistic
-influence, he is but illustrating the inevitable formation of our
-pyramid. Let us follow him in a few instances.
-
-_The Division of Labour._--This is the first topic on which our author
-descants--the first of our economic laws in which he finds his
-contradictions--his two poles of good and evil. On the advantages of
-the division of labour, we have but to call to mind the earlier
-chapters of Adam Smith, wherein these are so truthfully and vividly
-described. Indeed, the least reflection is sufficient to show that, if
-each man undertook by his own labour to provide for all his wants, it
-would be impossible for society to advance beyond the very rudest form
-of existence. One man must be tailor, another shoemaker, another
-agriculturist, another artist; and these trades or occupations, to be
-brought to perfection, must again be subdivided into different
-departments of industry--and one man makes the coat, and another
-weaves the cloth, one man makes the shoe, and another dresses the
-leather. It is needless to say that these departments are again
-divided into an almost infinite number of separate occupations; till,
-at length, we find that a man employs his whole day in turning one
-thread over another, or in manufacturing the eighteenth part of a pin.
-
-But now, no sooner does this division of employments obtain in
-society, than our pyramid begins to form. The man of manual labour
-rests still at the basis; he of superior skill, the artist, or the
-intellectual workman, rises permanently above him. The more minute
-this division of labour, the more simple and mechanical becomes the
-labour of the artisan; the education he receives from his employment
-becomes more and more limited; he is wanted for so little; he is
-esteemed, and, if other circumstances permit, remunerated accordingly.
-
-"Although," says the celebrated economist, J. B. Say, "a man who
-performs one operation all his life comes to execute it better and
-more rapidly than any other man, yet at the same time he grows less
-capable of every other occupation, physical and moral; his other
-faculties are extinguished, and there results a degradation to the
-human being considered individually. It is a sad account to give of
-one's-self to have accomplished nothing but the eighteenth part of a
-pin.... In conclusion, it may be said that the separation of labours
-is a skilful employment of the force of man--that it increases
-prodigiously the products of society--but it destroys something of the
-capacity of the individual man."
-
-That this inevitable division and subdivision of labour gives rise to,
-and renders permanent, the distinction of classes in a community, is
-clear enough. But we do not agree with M. Say, and other economists,
-in representing that minute subdivision of labour which accompanies a
-very advanced state of civilisation, as peculiarly injurious to the
-workman. That degradation of the artisan, which might ensue from the
-monotony and triviality of his employment, is counteracted by that
-variety of interests which spring up in a civilised community. This
-eighteenth part of a pin is not all that educates or engages his mind.
-He is not a solitary workman. His file and his wire are not his sole
-companions. He has the gossip of his neighbourhood, the politics of
-his parish, of his town, of his country--whatever fills the columns of
-a newspaper, or gives topic of conversation to a populous city--he
-has, at least, all this for intellectual food. The man of handicraft
-is educated by the city he lives in, not by his handicraft; and the
-humblest artisan feels the influence of that higher civilisation from
-which he seems at first to be entirely shut out. Hodge the countryman,
-who can sow, and plough, and reap; who understands hedging and
-ditching, and the management of sheep; who is accomplished in all
-agricultural labours, ought to be, if his daily avocations alone
-decided the matter, infinitely superior to the village cobbler, who
-travels only from the sole to the upper leather, and who squats
-stitching all day long. But the cobbler is generally the more knowing,
-and certainly the more talkative man. Hodge himself is the first to
-recognise it; for he listens to him at the ale-house, which sometimes
-brings them together, as to an oracle of wisdom.
-
-_Machinery._--The benefit derived from machinery needs no explanation.
-The more simple order of machines, or instruments--as the plough, the
-axe, and the spindle--have never been otherwise considered than as
-precious gifts to human industry; and the more complicated machines,
-which have been invented in modern times, have no sooner established
-themselves, so to speak, in society--have no sooner, at the expense of
-some temporary evils, secured themselves a quiet recognised
-position--than they, too, have been welcomed in the same character as
-signal aids to human industry. But while the machine has added
-immensely to the products of labour, it has done nothing to diminish
-the class of manual labours. It has done nothing, nor does it seem
-probable that it will ever effect anything, towards rendering that
-class less requisite or less numerous. On the contrary, it has always,
-hitherto, multiplied that class. The machine will not go of itself,
-will not manufacture itself, nor keep itself in repair. The human
-labourer becomes the slave of the machine. He created it for his
-service, and it serves him, but on condition only that he binds
-himself to a reciprocal bondage. You spin by a steam-engine, and some
-complicated system of reels and pulleys, but the human finger is not
-spared--the human volition is still wanted. To manufacture this
-machine, to tend it, to govern it--in short, to use it--far more
-manual labour is called into requisition than ever turned the simple
-spinning-wheel, or teased the flax from the distaff. You have more
-garments woven, but the better clad are not exactly those who weave
-them. The machine has called into existence, for its own service, an
-immense population, ill fed and ill clothed. Our pyramid is extending
-at the basis: as it rises higher it is growing broader.
-
-_Money--Capital._--We class these together because they are intimately
-connected. Capital is not money, but there would have been little
-accumulation of capital but for the use of money.
-
-The youthful student of political economy meets with no chapter in his
-books of science so amusing, and so thoroughly convincing, as that
-which shows him the utility of money, and the reasons which have led
-almost all nations to prefer the precious metals for their instruments
-of exchange. Without some such instrument, what is to be done? A man
-has made a hat, and wants a pound of butter. He cannot divide his hat:
-what would be half a hat? Besides, the man who has the butter does not
-want the hat. But the precious metals come in marvellously to his aid.
-They are divisible into the smallest portions; they are durable, will
-not spoil by keeping; they are of steady value, and will not much
-depreciate: if the man of butter does not want them, he can always
-find somebody that does; no fear but that they will easily pass from
-hand to hand, as each one wishes to barter them for whatever he may
-want.
-
-It is generally said, that it is the steadiness of their value that
-constituted one chief reason for the selection of gold and silver for
-the purposes of money. This is undoubtedly true; but it is also true
-(and we do not remember to have heard this previously remarked) that
-the use of the precious metals for money has tended to preserve and
-perpetuate that steadiness of value. Had gold and silver remained as
-simple articles of merchandise, they would probably have suffered
-considerable fluctuations in their value from the caprice of fashion
-and the altered taste of society. In themselves, they were chiefly
-articles of luxury; the employment of them for money made them objects
-of indispensable utility.
-
-Money there must be. Yet mark how its introduction tends to destroy
-equality, to favour accumulation, to raise the hill and sink the
-valley. If men bartered article against article, they would generally
-barter in order to consume. But when one of them barters for gold, he
-can lay it by; he can postpone at his pleasure the period of
-consumption; he can postpone it for the benefit of his issue. The
-piece of gold was bought originally with the sweat of his brow; who
-shall say that a year, ten years, fifty years hence, he may not
-traffic it again for the sweat of the brow? The pieces of gold
-accumulate, his children possess them, and now a generation appears on
-the face of the earth who have not toiled, who do not toil all their
-lives, who are sustained in virtue of the labours of their ancestor.
-Their fathers saved, and they enjoy; or they employ a part of the
-accumulation in the purchase of the labour of others, by which means
-their riches still further increase. The pyramid rises. But the
-descendants of those fathers who had consumed the product of their
-labour, they bring no postponed claim into the market. These are they
-who must sell their labour. They must work for the children of those
-who had saved. Our pyramid broadens at the base. This perpetual value
-given to money has enabled the man of one generation to tax all
-ensuing generations with the support of his offspring. Hence much
-good; for hence the leisure that permits the cultivation of the mind,
-that fosters art, and refinement, and reflection: we have to notice
-here only how inevitably it builds the pyramid.
-
-And now two classes are formed, distinct and far asunder--the
-capitalist, and he who works for wages. Comes the social reformer, and
-he would restore the equality between them. But how? We will fuse,
-says one, the two classes together: they shall carry on their
-manufacture in a joint partnership: all shall be partners--all shall
-be workmen. But even M. Prudhon will tell us that, if the profits of
-the great capitalist were divided equally amongst all the artisans he
-employs, each one would find his gains increased by a very little; and
-it is morally certain that profits equal to those he had obtained
-would never accrue from a partnership of many hundreds of workmen. The
-wealth of the country would, therefore, be put in jeopardy, and all
-the course of its industry and property deranged, for no end whatever.
-At all events, exclaims another, we will reduce the inequality which
-we cannot expunge, and put down the enormous and tyrannical
-capitalist: we will have a law limiting the fortune of each individual
-to so many hundreds or thousands; or, if we allow a man to earn and
-appropriate unlimited wealth, we will take care that it shall be
-dispersed at his death,--not even to his son shall he be permitted to
-bequeath more than a certain sum. But all schemes of this kind can
-tend only to equalise the fortunes of the first class--those who
-employ labour; they do not affect, in the least, the condition of the
-second class--the employed. These will not obtain better wages from
-smaller capitalists than from larger. A third--it is M. Prudhon
-himself--will have a new law of value established, and a new law of
-property. It is labour only that shall give title to property, and the
-exchangeable value of every article shall be regulated according to
-the labour it may be said to contain: propositions, however, which do
-not help us in the least degree, for capital is itself the produce of
-labour; its claims, therefore, are legitimate; and the very problem
-given is to arbitrate between the claims of capital and labour.
-
-_Rent and Property in Land._--This is the last topic we shall mention.
-The absolute necessity of property in land, in order that the soil
-should be cultivated, (that is, under any condition in which humanity
-has hitherto presented itself,) is a palpable truism. Yet property in
-land leads to the exaction of rent--leads to the same division which
-we have seen marked out by so many laws between two classes of
-society--those who may enjoy leisure, and those who must submit to
-labour; classes which are generally distinguished as the rich and
-poor, never, we may observe in passing, as the happy and unhappy, for
-leisure may be as great a curse as labour.
-
-It is true that large estates in land exist before corresponding
-accumulations of capital have been made in commerce, for land is often
-seized by the mere right of conquest; but still these large
-possessions would certainly arise as a nation increased its wealth.
-The man who has cultivated land successfully will add field to field;
-and he who has gained a large sum of money by commerce, or
-manufacture, will purchase land with it. The fact therefore, that, in
-the early period of a nation's history, the soil has been usurped by
-conquest, or by the sheer right of the strongest, interferes not at
-all with the real nature of that property; as, independently of this
-accident of conquest, land would have become portioned in the same
-unequal manner by the operation of purely economical causes. Just in
-the same way, the fact that warlike nations have subjected their
-captives to slavery--imposed the labours of life on slaves--cannot be
-said to have had any influence in originating the existence, at the
-present time, of a class of working people.
-
-Thus every law of political economy, having, as it were, its two
-poles, upwards and downwards, helps to erect our pyramid. Religion,
-education, charity, permeate the whole mass, and labour to rectify the
-apparent injustice of fortune. Admirable is their influence: but yet
-we cannot build on any other model than this.
-
-"Nay, but we can!" exclaim the Communists; and forthwith they project
-a complete demolition of the old pyramid, and the erection of a series
-of parallelogram palaces, all level with the earth, and palace every
-inch of them.
-
-We have said that M. Prudhon is a formidable adversary of these
-Communists--the more formidable from the having himself no great
-attachment to "things as they are." His exposition of the manifold
-absurdities and self-contradictions into which they fall, may possibly
-render good service to his countrymen. Especially we were glad to see,
-that on the subject of marriage he is quite sound. No one could more
-distinctly perceive, or more forcibly state, the intimate connexion
-that lies between property and marriage. "Mais, c'est surtout dans la
-famille que se decouvre le sens profond de la propriété. La famille et
-la propriété marchent de front, appuyées l'une sur l'autre, n'ayant
-l'une et l'autre de signification, et de valeur, que par le rapport
-qui les unit. Avec la propriété commence le rôle de la femme. Le
-ménage--cette chose toute idéale, et que l'on s'efforce en vain de
-rendre ridicule--le ménage est le royaume de la femme, le monument de
-la famille. Otez le ménage, otez cette pierre du foyer, centre
-d'attraction des époux, il reste des couples, il n'y a plus de
-familles."--(Vol. ii. 253.)
-
-In this country, happily, it would be superfluous--a mere slaying of
-the slain--to expose the folly of these Utopias. Utopias indeed!--that
-would deprive men of personal liberty, of domestic affection, of
-everything that is most valued in life, to shut them up in a strange
-building which is to be palace, prison, and workhouse, all in one;
-which must have a good deal of the workhouse, if it has anything of
-the palace, and will probably have more of the prison in it than
-either.
-
-Briefly, the case may be stated thus:--The _cost_ of such a community
-would be liberty, marriage, enterprise, hope, and generosity--for,
-under such an institution, what could any man have to give or receive?
-The _gain_ would be task-work for all, board and lodging for all, and
-a shameless sensuality; the working-bell, the dinner-bell, and the
-curfew. It would be a sacrifice of all that is high, ennobling, and
-spiritual, to all that is material, animal, and vile.
-
-But if men think otherwise of the fraternal community--if they think
-that, because philanthropy presides, or seems to preside, over its
-formation, that therefore philanthropy will continue to animate all
-its daily functions--why do they not voluntarily unite and form this
-community? They are fond of quoting the example of the early
-Christians; these were really under the influence of a fraternal
-sentiment, and _acted_ on it: let them do likewise, there is nothing
-to prevent them. But no: the French Socialist sees in imagination a
-whole state working for him; he has no idea of commencing by
-practising the stern virtues of industry, and abstinence, and
-fortitude. His mode of thinking is this--a certain being called
-Society is to do everything _for him_--at the cost, perhaps, of some
-slight service rendered upon his part. If he is poor, it is society
-that keeps him so; if he is vicious, it is society that makes him
-so--upon society rest all our crimes, and devolve all our duties.
-
-There lies the great mischief of promulgating these impracticable
-theories of Communism. All is taught as being done for the individual.
-The egregious error is committed of trusting all to a certain
-organisation of society, which is to be a substitute for the moral
-efforts of individual man. Patience, fortitude, self-sacrifice, a high
-sense of imperative duty, are supposed to be rendered unnecessary in a
-scheme of things which, if it were possible, would require these
-virtues in a pre-eminent degree. The virtuous enthusiast would find
-himself, indeed, utterly mistaken--the stage which he thought prepared
-for the exhibition of the serenest virtues, would be a scene given up
-to mere animal life: but still, if he limited himself to the teaching
-of these virtues--of a godlike temperance, and a perpetual
-self-negation--it is not probable, indeed, that he would find many
-disciples; neither is it easy to see that any great mischief could
-ensue. Every community, where possessions have been in common, which
-has at all succeeded, has been sustained by religious zeal--the most
-potent of all sentiments, and one extraneous to the framework of
-society. French Communism is the product of idleness and sensuality,
-provoked into ferocity by commercial distress; clamouring for means of
-self-indulgence _from the state_, and prepared to extort its claim by
-any amount of massacre.
-
-Thus we have shown that the work of M. Prudhon, with its
-_contradictions_, or laws of good and of evil, tends but to illustrate
-the inevitable rise and unalterable nature of our social pyramid. This
-was our object, and here must end our present labours on M. Prudhon.
-If our readers are disappointed that they have not heard more of his
-own schemes for the better construction of society--that they have not
-learned more of the mystery concealed under the famous paradox that
-has been blown about by all the winds of heaven--_la propriété c'est
-le vol!_--we can only say that we have not learned more ourselves.
-Moreover, we are fully persuaded he has nothing to teach. All his
-strength lies in exposing evils he cannot remedy, and destroying the
-schemes of greater quacks than himself. That property itself is not
-the subject of his attack, but the mode in which that property is
-determined, is all that we can gather. The value of every object of
-exchange is to be determined by the labour bestowed upon it; and the
-property in it, we presume, is to be decreed to him whose labour has
-been bestowed. But capital has been justly defined as accumulated
-labour; he who supplies capital supplies labour. We are brought back,
-therefore, to the old difficulty of adjusting (by any other standard
-than the relative proportion which capital and labour bear at any time
-in the market) the claims of capital and labour. Any such equitable
-adjustment, by a legislative interference, we may safely pronounce to
-be impossible.
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[5] _Système des Contradictions Economiques; ou Philosophie de la
-Misère._ Par J. P. PRUDHON.
-
-[6] Vol. ii., p. 461.
-
-
-
-
-THE GREEN HAND.
-
-A "SHORT" YARN.--PART II.
-
-
-We left the forecastle group of the "Gloucester" disappointed by the
-abrupt departure of their story-teller, Old Jack, at so critical a
-thread of his yarn. As old Jacobs went aft on the quarter-deck, where
-the binnacle-lamp before her wheel was newly lighted, he looked in
-with a seaman's instinct upon the compass-boxes, to see how the ship
-headed; ere ascending to the poop, he bestowed an approving nod upon
-his friend the steersman, hitched up his trousers, wiped his mouth
-with the back of his hand in a proper deference to female society, and
-then proceeded to answer the captain's summons. The passengers, in a
-body, had left the grand cabin to the bustling steward and his boys,
-previously to assembling there again for tea--not even excepting the
-little coterie of inveterate whist-players, and the pairs of
-inseparable chess-men, to whom an Indian voyage is so appropriately
-the school for future nice practice in etiquette, war, and commerce.
-Everybody had at last got rid of sea-sickness, and mustered for a
-promenade; so that the lofty poop of the Indiaman, dusky as it was,
-and exposed to the breeze, fluttered with gay dresses like the midway
-battlement of a castle by the waves, upon which its inmates have
-stolen out from some hot festivity. But the long heave from below,
-raising her stern-end slowly against the western space of
-clear-obscure, in the manner characteristic of a sea abaft the beam,
-and rolling her to either hand, exhibited to the eyes on the
-forecastle a sort of _alto-relievo_ of figures, amongst whom the male,
-in their blank attempts to appear nautical before the ladies, were
-distinguished from every other object by their variety of ridiculous
-postures. Under care of one or two bluff, good-humoured young
-mates--officers polished by previous opportunities of a kind unknown
-either to navy-men or mere "cargo-fenders," along with several roguish
-little quasi-midshipmen--the ladies were supported against the
-poop-rail, or seated on the after-gratings, where their contented
-dependence not only saved them from the ludicrous failures of their
-fellow-passengers, but gained them, especially the young ones, the
-credit of being better sailors. An accompaniment was contributed to
-this lively exercise on the part of the gentlemen promenaders, which
-otherwise, in the glimmering sea-twilight, would have been striking in
-a different sense; by the efforts, namely, of a little band of amateur
-musicians under the break of the poop, who, with flute, clarionet,
-bugles, trombone, and violin, after sundry practisings by stealth, had
-for the first time assembled to play "Rule Britannia." What, indeed,
-with the occasional abrupt checks, wild flourishes, and fantastic
-variations caused by the ship's roll; and what with the attitudes
-overhead, of holding on refractory hats and caps, of intensely
-resisting and staggering legs, or of sudden pausing above the slope
-which one moment before was an ascent, there was additional force in
-the designation quaintly given to such an aspect of things by the
-fore-mast Jacks--that of "a cuddy jig." As the still-increasing
-motion, however, shook into side-places this central group of cadets,
-civilians, and planters adrift, the grander features of the scene
-predominated: the broad mass of the ship's hull--looming now across
-and now athwart the streak of sinking light behind--drawn out by the
-weltering outline of the waters; the entire length of her white decks,
-ever and anon exposed to view, with their parallel lines, their
-nautical appurtenances, the cluster of hardy men about the windlass,
-the two or three "old salts" rolling to and fro along the gangway, and
-the variety of forms blending into both railings of the poop. High out
-of, and over all, rose the lofty upper outline of the noble ship,
-statelier and statelier as the dusk closed in about her--the expanse
-of canvass whitening with sharper edge upon the gloom; the hauled-up
-clues of the main-course, with their huge blocks, swelling and lifting
-to the fair wind--and the breasts of the topsails divided by their
-tightened bunt-lines, like the shape of some full-bosomed maiden, on
-which the reef-points heaved like silken fringes, as if three sisters,
-shadowy and goddess-like, trod in each other's steps towards the
-deeper solitude of the ocean; while the tall spars, the interlacing
-complicated tracery, and the dark top-hamper showing between, gave
-graceful unity to her figure; and her three white trucks, far
-overhead, kept describing a small clear arc upon the deep blue zenith
-as she rolled: the man at the wheel midway before the doors of the
-poop-cabin, with the light of the binnacle upon his broad throat and
-bearded chin, was looking aloft at a single star that had come out
-beyond the clue of the main-topsail.
-
-The last stroke of "six bells" or seven o'clock, which had begun to be
-struck on the ship's bell when Old Jack broke off his story, still
-lingered on the ear as he brought up close to the starboard
-quarter-gallery, where a little green shed or pent-house afforded
-support and shelter to the ladies with the captain. The erect figure
-of the latter, as he lightly held one of his fair guests by the arm,
-while pointing out to her some object astern, still retained the
-attitude which had last caught the eyes of the forecastle group. The
-musical cadets had just begun to pass from "Rule Britannia" to "Shades
-of Evening;" and the old sailor, with his glazed hat in his hand,
-stood waiting respectfully for the captain's notice. The ladies,
-however, were gazing intently down upon the vessel's wake, where the
-vast shapes of the waves now sank down into a hollow, now rose
-seething up into the rudder-trunk, but all marked throughout with one
-broad winding track, where the huge body of the ship had swiftly
-passed. From foaming whiteness it melted into yesty green, that became
-in the hollow a path of soft light, where the sparks mingled like
-golden seed; the wave-tops glimmered beyond: star-like figures floated
-up or sank in their long undulations; and the broad swell that heaped
-itself on a sudden under the mounting stern bore its bells, and
-bubbles, and flashes, upwards to the eye. When the ship rose high and
-steady upon it, and one saw down her massy taffrail, it looked to a
-terrestrial eye rather like some mystic current issuing from the
-archway under a tall tower, whose foundations rocked and heaved: and
-so said the romantic girl beside the captain, shuddering at the
-vividness of an image which so incongruously brought together the
-fathomless deep and the distant shores of solid old England. The eye
-of the seaman, however, suggested to him an image more akin to the
-profession, as he directed his fair companion's attention to the
-trough of the ship's furrow, where, against the last low gleam of
-twilight, and by the luminous wake, could be seen a little flock of
-black petrels, apparently running along it to catch what the mighty
-ploughshare had turned up; while a gray gull or two hovered aslant
-over them in the blue haze. As he looked round, too, to aloft, he
-exchanged glances with the old sailor who had listened--an expression
-which even the ladies understood. "Ah! Jacobs,"--said the captain,
-"get the lamp lighted in my cabin, and the tea-kettle aft. With the
-roll she has on her, 'twill be more ship-shape there than in the
-cuddy." "Ay, ay, sir," said the old seaman. "How does she head just
-now, Jacobs?" "Sou'-west and by south, sir." "She'd lie easier for the
-ladies though," said the captain, knowing his steward was a favourite
-with them, "were the wind a point or two less fair. Our old
-acquaintance Captain Williamson, of the Seringapatam now, Jacobs,
-old-fashioned as he was, would have braced in his lee-yards only to
-steady a lady's tea-cup." "Ay, your honour," replied Jacobs, and his
-weather eye twinkled, "and washed the fok'sle under, too! But ye know,
-sir, he'd got a reg'lar-built Nabob aboard, and a beauty besides!"
-"Ah, Mr Jacobs!" exclaimed the romantic young lady, "what was that? Is
-it one of your stories?" "Well, your ladyship, 'tis a bit of a yarn,
-no doubt, and some'at of a cur'ous one." "Oh!" said another of the
-captain's fair protégées, "I _do_ love these 'yarns,' as you call
-them; they are so expressive, so--and all that sort of thing!"
-"Nonsense, my love," said her mother; "you don't understand them, and
-'tis better you should not,--they are low, and contain a great many
-bad words, I fear." "But think of the imagination, aunt," rejoined
-the other girl, "and the adventures! Oh, the ocean of all places for
-that! Were it not for sea-sickness, I should dote upon it! As for the
-_storm_ just now, look how safe we are,--and see how the dear old ship
-rises up from the billows, with all her sails so delightfully
-mysterious one over another!" "Bless your heart, ma'rm, yes,"
-responded Old Jack, chuckling; "you talks just like a seaman, beggin'
-your pardon. As consarns the tea, sir, I make bould to expect the'll
-be a shift o' wind directly, and a slant deck, as soon as we get fair
-into the stream, rid o' this bit of a bubble the tail of it kicks up
-hereabouts." "Bear a hand, then, Jacobs," said the captain, "and see
-all right below for the party in the cabin,--we shall be down in a few
-minutes." The captain stood up on the quarter-gallery, to peer round
-into the dusk and watch the lifting of the main-royal; but the next
-minute he called to the ladies, and their next neighbours, to look
-towards the larboard bow, and see the moon rise. A long edge of gray
-haze lay around the eastern horizon, on which the dark rim of the sea
-was defined beyond the roll of the waves, as with the sweep of a soft
-brush dipped in indigo; while to westward it heaved up, weltering in
-its own watery light against the gloom. From behind this low fringe of
-vapour was silently diffusing, as it were, a pool of faint radiance,
-like a brook babbling from under ice; a thread of silver ran along the
-line of haze, growing keener at one point, until the arch of the moon
-shot slowly up, broad and fair; the wave-heads rising between were
-crested here and there with light; the bow of the ship, the bellies of
-her fore-canvass, her bowsprit with the jibs hanging idly over it, and
-the figure-head beneath, were tinged by a gentle lustre, while the
-hollow shadows stole out behind. The distant horizon, meanwhile, still
-lay in an obscure streak, which blended into the dark side of the low
-fog-bank, so as to give sea and cloud united the momentary appearance
-of one of those long rollers that turn over on a beach, with their
-glittering crest: you would expect to see next instant what actually
-seemed to take place--the whole outline plashing over in foam, and
-spreading itself clearly forward, as soon as the moon was free. With
-the airy space that flowed from her came out the whole eastern
-sea-board, liquid and distinct, as if beyond either bow of the lifting
-Indiaman one sharp finger of a pair of compasses had flashed round,
-drawing a semicircle upon the dull background, still cloudy,
-glimmering, and obscure. From the waves that undulated towards her
-stern, the ship was apparently entering upon a smoother zone, where
-the small surges leapt up and danced in moonshine, resembling more the
-current of some estuary in a full tide. To north-westward, just on the
-skirts of the dark, one wing of a large, soft-gray vapour was newly
-smitten by the moon-gleam; and over against it on the south-east,
-where the long fog-bank sank away, there stretched an expanse of ocean
-which, on its farthest verge, gave out a tint of the most delicate
-opal blue. The ship, to the south-westward of the Azores, and going
-large before the trade-wind, was now passing into the great Gulf
-Stream which there runs to the south-east; even the passengers on deck
-were sensible of the rapid transition with which the lately cold
-breeze became warmer and fitful, and the motion of the vessel easier.
-They were surprised, on looking into the waves alongside, to perceive
-them struggling, as it were, under a trailing net-work of sea-weed;
-which, as far as one could distinctly see, appeared to keep down the
-masses of water like so much oil--flattening their crests,
-neutralising the force of the wind, and communicating a strangely
-sombre green to the heaving element. In the winding track of the
-ship's wake the eddies now absolutely blazed: the weeds she had
-crushed down rose to the surface again in gurgling circles of flame,
-and the showers of sparks came up seething on either side amongst the
-stalks and leaves: but as the moonlight grew more equally diffused it
-was evident she was only piercing an arm of that local weed-bed here
-formed, like an island, in the _bight_ of the stream. Farther ahead
-were scattered patches and bunches of the true Florida Gulf-weed,
-white and moss-like; which, shining crisp in the level moonlight, and
-tipping the surges as it floated past, gave them the aspect of
-hoary-bearded waves, or the garlanded horses of Neptune. The sight
-still detained the captain's party on deck, and some of the ladies
-innocently thought these phenomena indicative of the proximity of
-land.
-
-"I have seldom seen the Stream so distinct hereabouts," said Captain
-Collins to his first officer, who stood near, having charge of the
-watch. "Nor I, sir," replied the chief mate; "but it no doubt narrows
-with different seasons. There goes a flap of the fore-topsail, though!
-The wind fails, sir." "'Tis only drawing ahead, I think," said the
-captain; "the stream _sucks_ the wind with its heat, and we shall have
-it pretty near from due nor'-west immediately." "Shall we round in on
-the starboard hand, then, sir, and keep both wind and current _aft_?"
-"I think not, Mr Wood," said the captain. "'Twould give us a good three
-knots more every hour of the next twenty-four, sir," persisted the
-first officer eagerly--and chief mates generally confine their theories
-to mere immediate progress. "Yes," rejoined the captain, "but we should
-lose hold of the 'trade' on getting out of the stream again. I intend
-driving her across, with the nor'wester on her starboard beam, so as to
-lie well up afterwards. Get the yards braced to larboard as you catch
-the breeze, Mr Wood, and make her course south-west by west." "Very
-well, sir." "Ladies," said the captain, "will you allow me to hand you
-below, where I fear Jacobs will be impatient with the tea?" "What a
-pity, Captain Collins," remarked the romantic Miss Alicia, looking up
-as they descended the companion--"what a pity that you cannot have that
-delicious moonlight to shine in at your cabin windows just now; the
-sailors yonder have it all to themselves." "There is no favour in these
-things at sea, Miss Alicia," said the captain, smiling. "Jack shares
-the chance there, at least, with his betters; but I can promise those
-who honour my poor suite this evening both fine moonshine and a
-steadier floor." On reaching the snug little after-cabin, with its
-swinging lamp and barometer, its side "state-room," seven feet long,
-and its two stern-windows showing a dark glimpse of the rolling waters,
-they found the tea-things set, nautical style, on the hard-a-weather,
-boxed-up table--the surgeon and one or two elderly gentlemen waiting,
-and old Jacobs still trimming up the sperm-oil light. Mrs St Clair,
-presiding in virtue of relationship to their host, was still cautiously
-pouring out the requisite half-cups, when, above all the bustle and
-clatter in the cuddy, could be heard the sounds of ropes thrown down on
-deck, of the trampling watch, and the stentorian voice of the first
-officer. "Jacobs!" said the captain, a minute or two afterwards; and
-that worthy factotum instantly appeared from his pantry alongside of
-the door--from whence, by the way, the old seaman might be privy to the
-whole conversation--"stand by to _dowse_ the lamp when she heels," an
-order purposely mysterious to all else but the doctor. Every one soon
-felt a change in the movement of their wave-borne habitation; the
-rolling lift of her stern ceased; those who were looking into their
-cups saw the tea apparently take a decided inclination to larboard--as
-the facetious doctor observed, a "tendency to _port_." The floor
-gradually sloped down to the same hand, and a long, wild, gurgling wash
-was suddenly heard to run careering past the timbers of the starboard
-side. "Dear me!" fervently exclaimed every lady at once; when the very
-next moment the lamp went out, and all was darkness. Captain Collins
-felt a little hand clutch his arm in nervous terror, but the fair owner
-of it said nothing; until, with still more startling effect than
-before, in a few seconds there shot through both stern-windows the full
-rays of the moon, pouring their radiance into the cabin, shining on the
-backs of the books in the hanging shelves by the bulkhead, on the faces
-of the party, and the bald forehead of old Jacobs "standing by" the
-lamp,--lastly, too, revealing the pretty little Alicia with her hand on
-the captain's arm, and her pale terrified face. "Don't be alarmed,
-ladies!" said the surgeon, "she's only hauled on the starboard tack!"
-"And her counter to the east," said the captain.
-
-"But who the dev--old gentleman, I mean--put out the lamp?" rejoined
-the doctor. "Ah,--I see sir!--'But when the moon, refulgent lamp of
-night.'" "Such a surprise!" exclaimed the ladies, laughing, although
-as much frightened for a moment by the magical illumination as by the
-previous circumstances. "You see," said the captain, "we are not like
-a house,--we can bring round our scenery to any window we choose."
-"Very prettily imagined it was, too, I declare!" observed a stout old
-Bombay officer, "and a fine compliment to the ladies, by Jove, sir!"
-"If we had any of your pompous Bengal '_Quy hies_' here though,
-colonel," said the doctor, "they wouldn't stand being choused so
-unceremoniously out of the weather-side, I suspect." "As to the
-agreeable little surprise I meant for the ladies," said Captain
-Collins, "I fear it was done awkwardly, never having commanded an
-_Indiaman_ before, and laid up ashore this half-a-dozen years. But
-one's old feelings get freshened up, and without knowing the old
-Gloucester's points, I can't help reckoning her as a lady too,--a very
-particular old 'Begum,' that won't let any one else be humoured before
-herself,--especially as I took charge of her to oblige a friend." "How
-easily she goes now!" said the doctor, "and a gallant sight at this
-moment, I assure you, to any one who chooses to put his head up the
-companion." "Ah, mamma!" said one of the girls, "couldn't you almost
-think this was our own little parlour at home, with the moonlight
-coming through the window on both sides of the old elm, where we were
-sitting a month ago hearing about India and papa?"
-
-"Ah!" responded her cousin, standing up, "but there was no track of
-moonshine dancing beyond the track of the ship yonder! How blue the
-water is, and how much warmer it has grown of a sudden!"
-
-"We are crossing the great Gulf Stream!" said the captain,--"Jacobs!
-open one of the stern-ports." "'Tis the very place and time, this is,"
-remarked a good-humoured cotton-grower from the Deckan, "for one of
-the colonel's tiger-hunts, now!" "Sir!" answered the old officer,
-rather testily, "I am not accustomed to thrust my _tiger-hunts_, as
-you choose to call my humble experiences, under people's noses!"
-"Certainly not, my dear sir," said the planter,--"but what do you say,
-ladies, to one of the captain's sea-yarns, then? Nothing better, I'm
-sure, here and now, sir--eh?" Captain Collins smiled, and said he had
-never spun a yarn in his life, except when a boy, out of
-matter-of-fact old junk and tar. "Here is my steward, however,"
-continued he, "who is the best hand at it I know,--and I daresay he'll
-give you one." "Charming!" exclaimed the young ladies; and "What was
-that adventure, Mr Jacobs," said Miss Alicia, "with a beauty and a
-Nabob in it, that you alluded to a short time ago?" "I didn't to say
-disactly include upon it, your ladyship," replied old Jacobs, with a
-tug of his hair, and a bow not just _à la maître_; "but the captain
-can give you it better nor I can, seeing as his honur were the Nero on
-it, as one may say." "Oh!" said the surgeon, rubbing his hands "a lady
-and a rupee-eater in the case!" "Curious stories, there _are_, too,"
-remarked the colonel, "of those serpents of nautch-girls, and rich
-fools they've managed to entangle. As for beauty, sir, they have the
-devil's, and they'd melt the 'Honourable John's' own revenue! I know a
-very sensible man,--shan't mention his name,--but made of rupees, and
-a regular _beebee-hater_,--saw one of these--" "Hush, hush, my dear
-sir!" interrupted the planter, winking and gesticulating; "very good
-for the weather poop,--but presence of ladies!"--"For which I'm not
-fit, you'd say, sir?" inquired the colonel, firing up again. "Oh! oh!
-you know, colonel!" said the unlucky planter, deprecatingly. "But a
-_godown_[7] of best 'Banda' to a cowrie now, the sailor makes his
-beauty a complete Nourmahal, with rose-lips and moon-eyes,--and his
-Nabob a _jehan punneh_,[8] with a _crore_, besides diamonds. 'Twould
-be worth hearing, especially from a lascar. For, 'twixt you and I,
-colonel, we know how rare it is to hear of a man who saves his _lac_,
-now-a-days, with Yankees in the market, no Nawaubs to fight, and
-reform in _cutcheries_[9]!" "There seems something curious about this
-said adventure of yours, my dear captain," said Mrs St Clair,
-archly,--"and a Beauty too! It makes me positively inquisitive, but I
-hope your fair lady has heard the story?" "Why, not exactly, ma'am,"
-replied Captain Collins, laughing as he caught the doctor looking
-preternaturally solemn, after a sly lee-wink to the colonel; who,
-having his back to the moonlight, stretched out his legs and indulged
-in a grim, silent chuckle, until his royal-tiger countenance was
-unhappily brought so far _flush_[10] in the rays as to betray a
-singular daguerreotype, resembling one of those cut-paper
-phantasmagoria thrown on a drawing-room wall, unmistakably black and
-white, and in the character of Malicious Watchfulness. The rubicund,
-fidgety little cotton-grower twiddled his thumbs, and looked modestly
-down on the deck, with half-shut eyes, as if expecting some bold
-revelation of nautical depravity; while the romantic Miss Alicia
-coloured and was silent. "However," said the captain, coolly, "it is
-no matrimonial secret, at any rate! We both think of it when we read
-the Church Service of a Sunday night at home, with Jacobs for the
-clerk." "Do, Mr Jacobs, oblige us!" requested the younger of the
-girls. "Well, Miss," said he, smoothing down his hair in the doorway,
-and hemming, "'Tan't neither for the likes o' me to refuse a lady, nor
-accordin' to rules for to give such a yarn in presence of a supperior
-officer, much less the captain,--with a midship helm, ye know marm, ye
-carn't haul upon one tack nor the other. Not to say but next forenoon
-watch----" "I see, Jacobs, my man," interrupted Captain Collins,
-"there's nothing for it but to fore-reach upon you, or else you'll be
-'Green-Handing' me aft as well as forward; so I must just make the
-best of it, and take the _winch_ in my own fashion at once!" "Ay, ay,
-sir--ay, ay, your honour!" said Old Jack demurely, and concealing his
-gratification as he turned off into the pantry, with the idea of for
-the first time hearing the captain relate the incidents in question.
-"My old shipmate," said the latter, "is so fond of having trained his
-future captain, that it is his utmost delight to spin out everything
-we ever met with together into one endless yarn, which would go on
-from our first acquaintance to the present day, although no ship's
-company ever heard the last of it. Without falling knowingly to
-leeward of the truth, he makes out every lucky coincidence, almost, to
-have been a feat of mine, and puts in little fancies of his own, so as
-to give the whole thing more and more of a marvellous air, the farther
-it goes. The most amusing thing is, that he almost always begins each
-time, I believe, at the very beginning, like a capstan without a
-paul--sticking in one thing he had forgot before, and forgetting
-another; sometimes dwelling longer on one part--a good deal like a
-ship making the same voyages over again. I knew, now, this evening,
-when I heard the men laughing, and saw Old Jack on the forecastle,
-what must be in the wind. However, we have shared so many chances, and
-I respect the old man so much, not to speak of his having dandled my
-little girls on his knee, and being butler, steward, and
-flower-gardener at home, that I can't really be angry at him, in spite
-of the sort of every man's rope he makes of me!" "How very amusing a
-character he is!" said one young lady. "A thought too tarry, perhaps?"
-suggested the surgeon. "So very original and like a--seaman!" remarked
-Miss Alicia, quietly, but as if some other word that crossed her mind
-had been rejected, as descriptive of a different variety, probably
-higher. "_Original_, by Jove!" exclaimed the colonel; "if my
-_Khansa-man_, or my _Abdar_,[11] were to make such a dancing dervish
-and _tumasha_[12] of me behind back, by the holy Vishnu, sir, I'd
-rattan him myself within an inch of his life!" "Not an unlikely thing,
-colonel," put in the planter; "I've caught the scoundrels at that
-trick before now." "What did you do?" inquired the colonel,
-speculatively. "Couldn't help laughing, for my soul, sir; the
-_puckree bund_[13] rascals did it so well, and so funnily!" The
-irascible East-Indian almost started up in his imaginative fury, to
-call for his palkee, and chastise his whole verandah, when the doctor
-reminded him it was a long way there. "Glorious East!" exclaimed the
-medico, looking out astern, "where we may cane our footmen, and
-whence, meanwhile, we can derive such Sanscrit-sounding adjurations,
-with such fine moonlight!"
-
-The presence of the first officer was now added to the party, who came
-down for a cup of tea, fresh from duty, and flavouring strongly of a
-pilot cheroot. "How does she head, Mr Wood?" asked the captain.
-"Sou'-west by west, sir,--a splendid night, under everything that will
-draw,--spray up to the starboard cat-head!"
-
-"But as to this story, again, Captain Collins?" said Mrs St Clair, as
-soon as she had poured out the chief mate's cup. "Well," said the
-captain, "if you choose to listen till bedtime to a plain draught of
-the affair, why I suppose I must tell it you; and what remains then
-may stand over till next fine night. It _may_ look a little romantic,
-being in the days when most people are such themselves; but at any
-rate, we sailors--or else we should never have been at sea, you know:
-and so you'll allow for that, and a spice to boot of what we used to
-call at sea 'love-making;' happily there were no soft speeches in it,
-like those in books, for then I shouldn't tell it at all.
-
-By the time I was twenty-four, I had been nine years at sea, and, at
-the end of the war, was third lieutenant of a crack twenty-eight, the
-saucy Iris--as perfect a sloop-model, though over-sparred certainly, as
-ever was cased off the ways at Chatham, or careened to a north-easter.
-The Admiralty had learnt to build by that day, and a glorious ship she
-was, _made_ for going after the small fry of privateers, pirates, and
-slavers, that swarmed about the time. Though I had roughed it in all
-sorts of craft, from a first-rate to a dirty French lugger prize, and
-had been eastward, so as to see the sea in its pride at the Pacific,
-yet the feeling you have depends on the kind of ship you are in. I
-never knew so well what it was to be fond of a ship and the sea; and
-when I heard of the poor Iris, that had never been used to anything but
-blue water on three parts of the horizon at least, laying her bones not
-long after near Wicklow Head, I couldn't help a gulp in the throat. I
-once dreamt I had gone down in her, and risen again to the surface with
-the _loss of something_ in my brain; while, at the same moment, there I
-was, still sitting below on a locker in the wardroom, with the arms of
-her beautiful figure-head round me, and her mermaid's tail like the
-best-bower cable, with an anchor at the end of it far away out of
-soundings, over which I bobbed and dipped for years and years, in all
-weathers, like a buoy. We had no Mediterranean time of it, though, in
-the Iris, off the Guinea coast, from Cape Palmas to Cape Negro: looking
-out to windward for white squalls, and to leeward for black ones, and
-inshore for Spanish cattle-dealers, as we called them, had made us all
-as sharp as so many marlin-spikes; and our captain was a man that
-taught us seamanship, with a trick or two beyond. The slavers had not
-got to be so clever then, either, with their schooners and clippers;
-they built for stowage, and took the chance, so that we sent in _bale_
-after bale to the West India Admiral, made money, and enjoyed ourselves
-now and then at the Cape de Verds. However, this kind of thing was so
-popular at home, as pickings after the great haul was over, that the
-Iris had to give up her station to a post-frigate, and be paid off. The
-war was over, and nobody could expect to be promoted without a friend
-near the blue table-cloth, although a quiet hint to a secretary's palm
-would work wonders, if strong enough. But most of such lucky fellows as
-ourselves dissipated their funds in blazing away at balls and parties,
-where the gold band was everything, and the ladies wore blue ribbons
-and anchor brooches in honour of the navy. The men spent everything in
-a fortnight, even to their clothes, and had little more chance of
-eating the king's biscuit with hopes of prize-money; I used to see
-knots of them, in red shirts and dirty slops, amongst the fore-mast
-Jacks in outwardbound ships, dropping past Greenwich, and waving their
-hats to the Hospital. You knew them at once by one of them giving the
-song for the topsail halliards, instead of the merchantmen's bull's
-chorus: indeed, I could always pick off the dashing man-o'-war's men,
-by face and eye alone, out from among the others, who looked as sober
-and solitary, with their serious faces and way of going about a thing,
-as if every one of them was the whole crew. I once read a bit of poetry
-called the "Ancient Mariner," to old Jacobs, who by the bye is
-something of a breed betwixt the two kinds, and his remark was--"That
-old chap warn't used to hoisting all together with a run, your honour!
-By his looks, I'd say he was bred where there was few in a watch, and
-the watch-tackle laid out pretty often for an eke to drag down the
-fore-tack."
-
-As I was riding down to Croydon in Surrey, where my mother and sister
-had gone to live, I fell in with a sample of the hard shifts the
-men-o-war's-men were put to in getting across from harbour to some
-merchant port, when all their earnings were chucked away. It was at a
-little town called Bromley, where I brought to by the door of a tavern
-and had a drink for the horse, with a bottle of cider for myself at
-the open window, the afternoon being hot. There was a crowd of
-townspeople at the other end of the street, country bumpkins and
-boys--women looking out at the windows, dogs barking, and children
-shouting--the whole concern bearing down upon us.
-
-"What's all this?" said I to the ostler.
-
-"Don't know, sir," said he, scratching his head; "'tis very hodd, sir!
-That corner _is_ rather a sharp turn for the coach, sir, and she do
-sometimes run over a child there, or somethink. But 'taint her time
-yet! Nothink else hever 'appens 'ere, sir."
-
-As soon as I could hear or see distinctly for the confusion, I observed
-the magnet of it to be a party of five or six regular blue-jackets, a
-good deal battered in their rig, who were roaring out sea-songs in
-grand style as they came along, leading what I thought at first was a
-bear. The chief words I heard were what I knew well. "We'll disregard
-their tommy-hawks, likewise their scalping-knifes--and fight alongside
-of our mates to save our precious lives--like British tars and
-souldiers in the North Americay!"
-
-On getting abreast of the inn-door, and finding an offing with good
-holding-ground, I suppose, they hove to and struck up the "Buffalo,"
-that finest of chaunts for the weather forecastle with a spanking
-breeze, outward bound, and the pilot lately dropped--
-
- "Come all you young men and maidens, that _wishes_ for to sail,
- And I will let you hear of where you must a-roam!
- We'll embark into a ship which her taups'ls is let fall,
- And all unto an ileyand where we never will go home!
- Especiallye you _ladies_ that's inclined for to rove--
- There's _fishes_ in the sea, my love--likewise the buck an' doe,
- We'll lie down--on the _banks_--of yon pleasant shadye gro-ove,
- Through the wild woods we'll wander and we'll chase the
- Buffalo--ho--ho--we'll
- Chase the BuffalO!"
-
-I really couldn't help laughing to see the slapping big-bearded
-fellows, like so many foretopmen, showing off in this manner--one
-mahogany-faced thorough-bred leading, the rest thundering in at the
-chorus, with tremendous stress on the 'Lo-ho-ho,' that made the good
-Bromley folks gape. As to singing for money, however, I knew no true
-tar with his members whole would do it; and I supposed it to be merely
-some 'spree ashore,' until the curious-looking object from behind was
-lugged forward by a couple of ropes, proving to be a human figure
-about six feet high, with a rough canvass cover as far as the knees.
-What with three holes at the face, and the strange colour of the legs,
-which were bare--with the pair of turned-up India shoes, and the whole
-shape like a walking smoke-funnel over a ship's caboose--I was puzzled
-what they would be at. The leading tar immediately took off his hat,
-waved it round for a clear space, and gave a hem while he pointed to
-the mysterious creature. "Now, my lads!" said he, "this here
-wonderful bein' is a savitch we brought aboard of us from the Andyman
-Isles, where he was caught one mornin' paddling round the ship in a
-canoe made out of the bark of a sartain tree. Bein' the ownly spice of
-the sort brought to this country as yet is, and we havin' run short of
-the needful to take us to the next port, we expects every lady and
-gemman as has the wherewithal, will give us a lift, by consideration
-of this same cur'ous sight, and doesn't----" "Heave ahead, Tom, lad!"
-said another encouragingly, as the sailor brought up fairly out of
-breath--"Doesn't want no man's money for nou't d'ye see, but all fair
-an' above board. We're not agoin' to show this here sight excep' you
-makes up half-a-guinea amongst ye--arter that, all hands may see
-shot-free--them's the articles!" "Ay, ay, Tom, well said, old ship!"
-observed the rest; and, after a considerable clinking of coin amongst
-the crowd, the required sum was poured, in pence and sixpences, into
-Tom's hat. "All right!" said he, as soon as he had counted it,--"hoist
-away the tarpaulin, mates!" For my part, I was rather surprised at the
-rare appearance of this said savage, when his cover was off--his legs
-and arms naked, his face streaked with yellow, and both parts the
-colour of red boom-varnish; his red hair done up in a tuft, with
-feathers all round it, and a bright feather-tippet over his shoulders,
-as he stood, six feet in his yellow slippers, and looking sulkily
-enough at the people. "Bobbery puckalow!" said the nautical
-head-showman, and all at once up jumped the Andaman islander, dancing
-furiously, holding a little Indian _punkah_ over his head, and
-flourishing with the other hand what reminded me strongly of a ship's
-top-maul--shouting "Goor--goor--gooree!" while two of the sailors held
-on by the ropes. The crowd made plenty of room, and Tom proceeded to
-explain to them very civilly, that "in them parts 'twas so hot the
-natives wouldn't fight, save under a portable awning." Having
-exhibited the points of their extraordinary savage, he was calmed
-again by another uncouth word of command, when the man-o'-war's-man
-attempted a further _traverse_ on the good Bromley folks, for which I
-gave him great credit. "Now, my lads and lasses," said he, taking off
-his hat again, "I s'pose you're all British subjects and Englishmen!"
-at which there was a murmur of applause. "Very good, mates all!"
-continued the foretopman approvingly.--"Then, in course, ye knows as
-how whatsomever touches British ground is _free_!" "Britons never,
-never shall be slaves!" sung out a boy, and the screaming and
-hurrahing was universal. Tom stuck his tongue in his cheek to his
-messmates, and went on,--"Though we was all pressed ourselves, and has
-knocked about in sarvice of our king and country, an' bein' poor men,
-we honours the flag, my lads!" "Hoorah! hoorah! hoorr-ray!" "So you
-see, gemmen, my shipmates an' me has come to the resolve of lettin'
-this here wild savidge go free into the woods,--though, bein' poor
-men, d'ye see, we hopes ye'll make it up to us a bit first! What d'ye
-say, all hands?--slump together for the other guinea, will ye, and off
-he goes this minute,--and d---- the odds! Eh? what d'ye say,
-shipmates?" "Ay, ay, Tom, sink the damage too!" said his comrades;
-"we'll always get a berth at Blackwall, again!"
-
-"Stand by to ease off his tow-lines, then," said Tom,--"now look sharp
-with the shiners there, my lads--ownly a guinea!" "No! no!" murmured
-the townspeople,--"send for the constable!--we'll all be scalped and
-murdered in our beds!--no, no, for God's sake, mister sailors!" A
-grocer ran out of his door to beg the tars wouldn't think of such a
-thing, and the village constable came shoving himself in, with the
-beadle. "Come, come," said the constable in a soothing style, while
-the beadle tried to look big and blustering, "you musn't do it, my
-good men,--not on no desideration, _here_,--in his majesty's name!
-Take un on to the next parish!--I horder all good subjects to resist
-me!" "_What!_" growled the foretopman, with an air of supreme disgust,
-"han't ye no feelin's for liberty hereaway? Parish be blowed! Bill, my
-lad, let go his moorings, and give the poor devil his nat'ral
-freedom!" "I'm right down ashamed on my country," said Bill. "Hullo,
-shipmates, cast off at once, an' never mind the loss,--I hasn't slept
-easy myself sin' he wor cotched!" "Nor me either," said another, "but
-I'm feared he'll play the devil when he's loose, mate."
-
-I had been watching the affair all this time from inside, a good deal
-amused, in those days, at the trick--especially so well carried out as
-it was by the sailors. "Here, my fine fellows," said I at last, "bring
-him in, if you please, and let me have a look at him." Next minute in
-came the whole party, and, supposing from my dress that I was merely a
-long-shore traveller, they put their savage through his dance with
-great vigour. "Wonderful tame he's got, your honour!" said the
-top-man; "it's nothing to what he does if you freshens his nip." "What
-does he eat?" I asked, pretending not to understand the hint. "Why,
-nought to speak on, sir," said he; "but we wonst lost a boy doorin'
-the cruise, nobody know'd how--though 'twas thought he went o'board,
-some on us had our doubts." "Curiously tatooed, too," I said; "I
-should like to examine his arm." "A bit obstropolous he is, your
-honour, if you handles him!" "Never mind," said I, getting up and
-seizing the wrist of the Andaman islander, in spite of his grins; and
-my suspicions were immediately fulfilled by seeing a whole range of
-familiar devices marked in blue on the fellow's arm--amongst them an
-anchor with a heart transfixed by a harpoon, on one side the word
-"Sal," and on the other "R.O. 1811." "Where did you steal this
-top-maul, you rascal?" said I, coolly looking in his face; while I
-noticed one of the men overhauling me suspiciously out of his
-weather-eye, and sidling to the door. "I didn't stale it at all!"
-exclaimed the savage, giving his red head a scratch, "'twas Bill Green
-there--by japers! whack, pillalew, mates, I'm done!" "Lord! oh Lord!"
-said Bill himself, quite crestfallen, "if I didn't think 'twas him!
-We're all pressed again, mates! It's _the_ leftenant!" "Pressed, bo'?"
-said Tom; "more luck, I wish we was--but they wouldn't take ye now for
-a bounty, ye know." Here I was fain to slack down and give a hearty
-laugh, particularly at recognising Bill, who had been a shipmate of
-Jacobs and myself in the old Pandora, and was nicknamed "Green"--I
-believe from a little adventure of ours--so I gave the men a guinea
-a-piece to carry them on. "Long life to your honour!" said they; and
-said Tom, "If I might make so bould, sir, if your honour has got a
-ship yet, we all knows ye, sir, and we'd enter, if 'twas for the North
-Pole itself!" "No, my lad," said I, "I'm sorry to say I have not got
-so far yet. Dykes, my man, can you tell me where your old messmate
-Jacobs has got to?" "Why, sir," replied Bill, "I did hear he was
-livin' at Wapping with his wife, where we means to give him a call,
-too, sir." "Good day, your honour!" said all of them, as they put on
-their hats to go, and covered their curiosity again with his
-tarpaulin. "I'm blessed, Bill," said Tom, "but we'll knock off this
-here carrivanning now, and put before the wind for Blackwall." "Won't
-you give your savage his freedom, then," I asked. "Sartinly, your
-honour," replied the roguish foretopman, his eye twinkling as he saw
-that I enjoyed the joke. "Now, Mick, my lad, ye must run like the
-devil so soon as we casts ye off!" "Oh, by the powers, thry me!" said
-the Irishman; "I'm tired o' this cannible minnatchery! By the holy
-mouse, though, I must have a dhrop o' dew in me, or I'll fall!" Mick
-accordingly swigged off a noggin of gin, and declared himself ready to
-start. "Head due nor'-east from the sun, Mick, and we'll pick you up
-in the woods, and rig you out all square again," said the captain of
-the gang, before presenting himself to the mob outside. "Now, gemmen
-and ladies all," said the sailor coolly, "ye see we're bent on givin'
-this here poor unfort'nate his liberty--an' bein' tould we've got the
-law on our side, why, we means to do it. More by token, there's a
-leftenant in the Roy'l Navy aboard there, as has made up the little
-salvage-money, bein' poor men, orderin' us for to do it--so look out!
-If ye only gives him a clear offing, he'll not do no harm. Steady,
-Bill--slack off the starboard sheet, Jack--let go--all!" "Oh!
-oh!--no! no!--for God's sake!" screamed the bystanders, as they
-scuttled off to both hands--"shame! shame!--knock un down! catch
-un!--tipstaff! beadle!" "Hurrah!" roared the boys, and off went Mick
-O'Hooney in fine style, flourishing his top-maul, with a wild
-"hullaloo," right away over a fence, into a garden, and across a field
-towards the nearest wood. Everybody fell out of his way as he dashed
-on; then some running after him, dogs barking, and the whole of the
-seamen giving chase with their tarpaulins in their hands, as if to
-drive him far enough into the country. The whole scene was extremely
-rich, seen through the open air from the tavern window, where I sat
-laughing, till the tears came into my eyes, at Jack-tars' roguishness
-and the stupefied Kent rustics, as they looked to each other; then at
-the sailors rolling away full speed along the edge of the plantation
-where the outlandish creature had disappeared; and, lastly, at the
-canvass cover which lay on the spot where he had stood. They were
-actually consulting how to guard against possible inroads from the
-savage at night, since he might be lurking near, when I mounted and
-rode off; I daresay even their hearing that I was a live and real
-lieutenant would cap the whole story.
-
-Croydon is a pretty, retired little town, so quiet and old-fashioned
-that I enjoyed the unusual rest in it, and the very look of the canal,
-the marketplace, the old English trees and people--by comparison with
-even the Iris's white decks, and her circumference of a prospect,
-different as it was every morning or hour of the day. My mother and my
-sister Jane were so kind--they petted me so, and were so happy to have
-me down to breakfast and out walking, even to feel the smell of my
-cigar,--that I hardly knew where I was. I gave them an account of the
-places I had seen, with a few tremendous storms and a frigate-fight or
-two, instead of the horse-marine stories about mermaids and flying
-Dutchmen I used to pass upon them when a conceited youngster. Little
-Jane would listen with her ear to a large shell, when we were upon sea
-matters, and shut her eyes, saying she could fancy the thing so
-perfectly in that way. Or was it about India, there was a painted
-sandal-wood fan carved in open-work like the finest lace, which she
-would spread over her face, because the seeing through it, and its
-scent, made her feel as if she were in the tropics. As for my mother,
-good simple woman, she was always between astonishment and horror,
-never having believed that lieutenants would be so heartless as to
-masthead a midshipman for the drunkenness of a boat's crew, nor being
-able to understand why, with a gale brewing to seaward, a captain
-tried to get his ship as far as he could from land. The idea of my
-going to sea again never entered her head, the terrible war being
-over, and the rank I had gained being invariably explained to visiters
-as at least equal to that of a captain amongst soldiers. To the
-present day, this is the point with respect to seafaring matters on
-which my venerated and worthy parent is clearest: she will take off
-her gold spectacles, smoothing down her silver hair with the other
-hand, and lay down the law as to reform in naval titles, showing that
-my captain's commission puts me on a level with a military colonel.
-However, as usual, I got tired by little and little of this sort of
-thing; I fancy there's some peculiar disease gets into a sailor's
-brain that makes him uneasy with a firm floor and no offing beyond;
-certainly the country about Croydon was to my mind, at that time, the
-worst possible,--all shut in, narrow lanes, high hedges and orchards,
-no sky except overhead, and no horizon. If I could only have got a
-hill, there would have been some relief in having a look-out from it.
-Money I didn't need; and as for fame or rank, I neither had the
-ambition, nor did I ever fancy myself intended for an admiral or a
-Nelson: all my wish was to be up and driving about, on account of
-something that was _within_ me. I enjoyed a good breeze as some do
-champagne; and the very perfection of glory, to my thinking, was to be
-the soul of a gallant ship in a regular Atlantic howler; or to play at
-long bowls with one's match to leeward, off the ridges of a sea, with
-both weather and the enemy to think of. Accordingly, I wasn't at all
-inclined to go jogging along in one of your easy merchantmen, where
-you have nothing new to find out; and I only waited to hear from some
-friends who were bestirring themselves with the Board, of a ship where
-there might be something to do. These were my notions in those days,
-before getting sobered down, which I tell you for the sake of not
-seeming such a fool in this said adventure.
-
-Well, one evening my sister Jane and I went to a race-ball at Epsom,
-where, of course, we saw all the "beauty and fashion," as they say, of
-the country round, with plenty of the army men, who were in all their
-glory, with Waterloo and all that; we two or three poor nauticals being
-quite looked down upon in comparison, since Nelson was dead, and we had
-left nothing at the end to fight with. I even heard one belle ask a
-dragoon "what uniform that was--was it the horse-artillery corps?"
-"Haw!" said the dragoon, squinting at me through an eyeglass, and then
-looking with one eye at his spurs and with the other at his partner,
-"Not at all sure! I _do_ think, after all, Miss ----, 'tis the--the
-marine body,--a sort of amphibious animals! They weren't with _us_,
-though, you know,--_couldn't_ be, indeed, though it _was_ _Water_-loo!
-Haw! haw! you'll excuse the joke, Miss ----?" "Ha! ha! how extremely
-witty, Captain ----!" said the young lady, and they whirled away
-towards the other end of the hall. But, had there been an opportunity,
-by the honour of the flag, and nothing personal, I declare I should
-have done--what the fool deserved,--had it been before all his brethren
-and the Duke himself! It was not ten minutes after, that I saw what I
-thought the loveliest young creature ever crossed my eyes, coming out
-of the refreshment-room with two ladies, an old and an elderly one. The
-first was richly dressed, and I set her down for an aunt, she was so
-unlike; the other for a governess. The young lady was near sixteen to
-appearance, dressed in white. There were many beauties in the ball-room
-you would have called handsomer; but there was something about her
-altogether I could compare to nothing else but the white figure-head of
-the Iris, sliding gently along in the first curl of a breeze, with the
-morning-sky far out on the bow,--curious as you may think it, ladies!
-Her hair was brown, and her complexion remarkably pale notwithstanding;
-while her eyes were as dark-blue, too, as--as the ocean near the line,
-that sometimes, in a clear calm, gets to melt till you scarcely know it
-from the sky. "Look, Edward!" whispered my sister, "what a pretty
-creature! She can't be English, she looks so different from everybody
-in the room! And such diamonds in her hair! such a beautifully large
-pearl in her brooch! Who can she be, I wonder?" I was so taken up,
-however, that I never recollected at all what Jane said till at night,
-in thinking the matter over; and then a whole breeze of whisperings
-seemingly came from every corner of the bedroom, of "Who is she!" "Who
-can she be?" "Who's her father?" and so on, which I remembered to have
-heard. I only noticed at the time that somebody said she was the
-daughter of some rich East India Nabob or other, just come home. I had
-actually forgot about the young dragoon I meant to find out again,
-until a post-captain who was present--one of Collingwood's
-flag-lieutenants--went up to the old _chaperone_, whom he seemed to
-know, and got into talk with her; I found afterwards she was an
-admiral's widow. In a little I saw him introduced to the young lady,
-and ask her to dance; I fancied she hung back for a moment, but the
-next she bowed, gave a slight smile to the captain's gallant
-sea-fashion of deep respect to the sex, and they were soon gliding away
-in the first set. Her dancing was more like walking with spread wings
-upon air, than upon planks with one's arms out, as the captain did. I'd
-have given my eyes, not to speak of my commission and chances to come,
-to have gone through that figure with _her_. When the captain had
-handed her to her seat again, two or three of the dragoons sauntered up
-to Lady Somers's sofa: it was plain they were taken; and after
-conversing with the old lady, one of them, Lord somebody I understood,
-got introduced, in his turn, to the young beauty. As may be supposed, I
-kept a look-out for his asking her to dance, seeing that, if she had
-done so with one of the embroidered crew, and their clattering gear,
-I'd have gone out that instant, found out the Waterloo fellow next day,
-and, if not shot myself, shot him with an anchor button for a bullet,
-and run off in the first craft I could get. The cool, easy, cursed
-impertinent way this second man made his request, though--just as if he
-couldn't be refused, and didn't care about it--it was as different from
-the captain of the Diomede's as red from blue! My heart went like the
-main-tack blocks, thrashing when you luff too much; so you may guess
-what I felt to see the young lady, who was leaning back on the sofa,
-give her head a pettish sort of turn to the old one, without a
-word,--as much as to say she didn't want to. "My love!" I heard the old
-lady say, "I fear you are tired! My lord, your lordship must excuse
-Miss Hyde on this occasion, as she is delicate!" The dragoon was a
-polite nobleman, according to his cloth; so he kept on talking and
-smiling, till he could walk off without seeming as if he'd got his
-sabre betwixt his feet; but I fancied him a little down by the head
-when he did go. All the time, the young beauty was sitting with her
-face as quiet and indifferent as may be, only there was a sparkle in
-her blue eyes, and in nothing else but the diamonds in her hair, as she
-looked on at the dancing; and, to my eye, there was a touch of the rose
-came out on her cheek, clear pale though it was before the dragoon
-spoke to her. Not long after, an oldish gentleman came out with a
-gray-haired old general from the refreshment-room: a thin,
-yellow-complexioned man he was, with no whiskers and a bald forehead,
-and a bilious eye, but handsome, and his face as grand and solemn
-looking as if he'd been First Lord, or had got a whole court-martial on
-his shoulders for next day. I should have known him from a thousand for
-a man that had lived in the East, were it nothing but the quick way he
-looked over his shoulder for a servant or two, when he wanted his
-carriage called--no doubt just as one feels when he forgets he's
-ashore, like I did every now and then, looking up out to windward, and
-getting a garden-wall or a wood slap into one's eyesight, as 'twere. I
-laid down the old gentleman at once for this said Nabob; in fact, as
-soon as a footman told him his carriage was waiting, he walked up to
-the young lady and her companions, and went off with them, a steward
-and a lady patroness convoying them to the break of the steps. The only
-notion that ran in my head, on the way home that night with my sister,
-was, "By heavens! I might just as well be in love with the bit of sky
-at the end of the flying-jib-boom!" and all the while, the confounded
-wheels kept droning it into me, till I was as dizzy as the first time I
-looked over the fore-royal-yard. The whole night long I dreamt I was
-mad after the figure-head of the Iris, and asked her to dance with me,
-on which she turned round with a look as cold as water, or plain "No."
-At last I caught firm hold of her and jumped overboard; and next moment
-we were heaving on the blue swell in sight of the black old Guinea
-coast--when round turned the figure, and changed into Miss Hyde; and
-the old Nabob hauled us ashore upon a beautiful island, where I woke
-and thought I was wanted on deck, although it was only my mother
-calling me.
-
-All I had found out about them was, that Sir Charles Hyde was the name
-of the East Indian, and how he was a Bengal judge newly come home;
-where they lived, nobody at the ball seemed to know. At home, of
-course, it was so absurd to think of getting acquaintance with a rich
-Indian judge and his daughter, that I said no more of the matter;
-although I looked so foolish and care-about-nothing, I suppose, that
-my mother said to Jane she was sure I wanted to go to sea again, and
-even urged me to "take a trip to the Downs, perhaps." As for going to
-sea, however, I felt I could no more stir _then_, from where I was,
-than with a best-bower down, and all hands drunk but the captain.
-There was a favourite lazy spot of mine near the house, where I used
-to lie after dinner, and smoke amongst the grass, at the back of a
-high garden-wall with two doors in it, and a plank across a little
-brook running close under them. All round was a green paddock for
-cows; there was a tall tree at hand, which I climbed now and then
-half-mast high, to get a look down a long lane that ran level to the
-sky, and gave you a sharp gush of blue from the far end. Being a
-luxurious dog in those days, like the cloth in general when hung up
-ashore, I used to call it "The Idler's Walk," and "The Lazy Watch,"
-where I did duty somewhat like the famous bo'sun that told his boy to
-call him every night and say the captain wanted him, when he turned
-over with a polite message, and no good to the old tyrant's eyes.
-
-Well, one afternoon I was stretched on the softest bit of this
-retreat, feeling unhappy all over, and trying to think of nothing
-particular, as I looked at the wall and smoked my cheroot. Excuse me
-if I think that, so far as I remember, there is nothing so
-consolatory, though it can't of course cure one, as a fine Manilla for
-the "green sickness," as our fore-mast fellows would say. My main idea
-was, that nothing on earth could turn up to get me out of this scrape,
-but I should stick eternally, with my head-sails shivering aback, or
-flapping in a sickening dead calm. It was a beautiful hot summer
-afternoon, as quiet as possible, and I was weary to death of seeing
-that shadow of the branch lying against the white wall, down to the
-keyhole of the nearest door. All of a sudden I heard the sweetest
-voice imaginable, coming down the garden as it were, singing a verse
-of a Hindostanee song I had heard the Bengal girls chant with their
-pitchers on their heads at the well, of an evening,--
-
- "'La li ta la, ta perisi,
- La na comalay ah sahm-rè,
- Madna, ca--rahm
- Ram li ta, co-ca-la lir jhi!
- La li ta la, vanga-la ta perisi.'"
-
-"Coc-coka-cokatoo!" screamed a harsh voice, which I certainly could
-distinguish from the first. "Pretty cockatoo!" said the other
-coaxingly; and next minute the large pink-flushed bird itself popped
-his head over the top-stones above the door, floundering about with
-his throat foul of the silver chain fast to his leg, till he hung by
-his beak on my side of the wall, half choked, and trying to croak out
-"Pretty--pretty cocky!" Before I had time to think, the door opened,
-and, by heavens! there was my very charmer herself, with the shade of
-the green leaves showered over her alarmed face. She had scarcely seen
-me before I sprang up and caught the cockatoo, which bit me like an
-imp incarnate, till the blood ran down my fingers as I handed it to
-its mistress, my heart in my mouth, and more than a quarter-deck bow
-in my cap. The young lady looked at me first in surprise, as may be
-supposed, and then, with a smile of thanks that set my brain all
-afloat, "Oh, dear me!" exclaimed she, "you are hurt!" "_Hurt!_" I
-said, looking so bewildered, I suppose, that she couldn't help
-laughing. "Tippoo is very stupid," continued she, smiling, "because he
-is out of his own country, I think. You shall have no sugar to-night,
-cockatoo, for biting your friends."
-
-"Were you--ever in India--madam?" I stammered out. "Not since I was a
-child," she answered; but just then I saw the figure of the Nabob
-sauntering down the garden, and said I had particular business, and
-must be off. "You are very busy here, sir?" said the charming young
-creature archly. "You are longing till you go to sea, I daresay--like
-Tippoo and me." "You!" said I, staring at the keyhole, whilst she
-caught my eye, and blushed a little, as I thought. "Yes, we are
-going--I long to see India again, and I remember the sea too, like a
-dream."
-
-Oh heavens! thought I, when I heard the old gentleman call out, "Lota!
-Lota _beebee-lee_! _Kabultah, meetoowah?_"[14] and away she vanished
-behind the door, with a smile to myself. The tone of the Judge's
-voice, and his speaking Hindoo, showed he was fond of his daughter at
-any rate. Off I went, too, as much confused as before, only for the
-new thought in my head. "The sea, the sea!" I shouted, as soon as out
-of hearing, and felt the wind, as 'twere, coming from aft at last,
-like the first ripple. "Yes, by George!" said I, "outward bound for a
-thousand. I'll go, if it was before the mast." All at once I
-remembered I didn't know the ship's name, or when. Next day, and the
-next again, I was skulking about my old place, but nobody
-appeared--not so much as a shadow inside the keyhole. At last one
-evening, just as I was going away, the door opened; I sauntered slowly
-along, when, instead of the charming Lota, out came the flat brown
-turban of an ugly _kitmagar_, with a mustache, looking round to see
-who was there. "_Salaam_, sah 'b," said the brown fellow, holding the
-door behind him with one paw. "_Burra judge sahib bhote bhote salaam_
-send uppiser[15] sah 'b--'ope not _dekhe_[16] after sahib cook-maid."
-"_Joot baht, hurkut-jee_,"[17] said I, laughing. "Sah 'b been _my_
-coontree?" inquired the Bengalee more politely. "_Jee_, yes," I said,
-wishing to draw him out. "I Inglitch can is-peek," continued the dark
-footman, conceitedly; "ver well sah 'b, but one _damned_ misfortune us
-for come i-here. Baud _carry_ make--plenty too much _poork_--too much
-graug drink. Turmeric--chili--banana not got--not coco-tree got--pah!
-Baud coontree, too much i-cold, sah 'b?" "Curse the rascal's
-impudence," I thought, but I asked him if he wasn't going back. "Yis,
-sah 'b, _such baht_[18] A-il-alàh! Mohummud _burra Meer-kea_. Bote too
-much i-smell _my_ coontree." "When are you going?" I asked carelessly.
-"Two day this time, sah 'b." "Can you tell me the name of the ship?" I
-went on. The Kitmagar looked at me slyly, stroked his mustache, and
-meditated; after which he squinted at me again, and his lips opened so
-as to form the magic word, "_Buckshish?_" "_Jee_," said I, holding out
-a crown-piece, "the ship's name and the harbour?" "Se," began he; the
-coin touched his palm,--"ring;" his fingers closed on it, and
-"Patahm," dropped from his leathery lips. "The Seringapatam?" I said.
-"_Ahn_, sah 'b." "London, eh?" I added; to which he returned another
-reluctant assent, as if it wasn't paid for, and I walked off. However,
-I had not got round the corner before I noticed the figure of the old
-gentleman himself looking after me from the doorway; his worthy
-Kitmagar salaaming to the ground, and no doubt giving information how
-the "cheep uppiser" had tried to pump him to no purpose. The Nabob
-looked plainly as suspicious as if I had wanted to break into his
-house, since he held his hand over his eyes to watch me out of sight.
-
-At night, I told my mother and sister I should be off to London next
-day, for sea. What betwixt their vexation at losing me, and their
-satisfaction to see me more cheerful, with talking over matters, we
-sat up half the night. I was so ashamed, though, to tell them what I
-intended, considering what a fool's chase it would seem to any one but
-myself, that I kept all close; and, I am sorry to say, I was so full
-of my love-affair, with the wild adventure of it, the sea, and
-everything besides, as not to feel their anxiety enough. How it was to
-turn out I didn't know; but somehow or other I was resolved I'd
-contrive to make a rope if I couldn't find one: at the worst, I might
-carry the ship, gain over the men, or turn pirate and discover an
-island. Early in the morning I packed my traps, drew a cheque for my
-prize-money, got the coach, and bowled off for London, to knock up Bob
-Jacobs, my sea godfather; this being the very first step, as it seemed
-to me, in making the plan feasible. Rough sort of confidant as he may
-look, there was no man living I would have trusted before him for
-keeping a secret. Bob was true as the topsail sheets; and if you only
-gave him the course to steer, without any of the "puzzlements," as he
-called the calculating part, he would stick to it, blow high, blow
-low. He was just the fellow I wanted, for the lee brace as it were, to
-give my weather one a purchase, even if I had altogether liked the
-notion of setting off all alone on what I couldn't help suspecting
-was a sufficiently hare-brained scheme as it stood; and, to tell the
-truth, it was only to a straightforward, simple-hearted tar like
-Jacobs that I could have plucked up courage to make it known. I knew
-he would enter into it like a reefer volunteering for a cutting out,
-and make nothing of the difficulties--especially when a love matter
-was at the bottom of it: the chief question was how to discover his
-whereabouts, as Wapping is rather a wide word. I adopted the expedient
-of going into all the tobacco-shops to inquire after Jacobs, knowing
-him to be a more than commonly hard smoker, and no great drinker
-ashore. I was beginning to be tired out, however, and give up the
-quest, when, at the corner of a lane near the docks, I caught sight of
-a little door adorned with what had apparently been part of a ship's
-figure-head--the face of a nymph or nereid, four times as large as
-life, with tarnished gilding, and a long wooden pipe in her mouth that
-had all the effect of a bowsprit, being stayed up by a piece of
-marline to a hook in the wall, probably in order to keep clear of
-people's heads. The words painted on its two head-boards, as under a
-ship's bow, were "Betsy Jacobs," and "licensed" on the top of the
-door; the window was stowed full of cakes of cavendish, twists of
-negrohead, and coils of pigtail; so that, having heard my old shipmate
-speak of a certain Betsey, both as sweetheart and partner, I made at
-once pretty sure of having lighted, by chance, on his very dry-dock,
-and went in without more ado. I found nobody in the little shop, but a
-rough voice, as like as possible to Jacobs' own, was chanting the
-sea-song of "Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer," in the
-back-room, in a curious sleepy kind of drone, interrupted every now
-and then by the suck of his pipe, and a mysterious thumping sound,
-which I could only account for by the supposition that the poor fellow
-was mangling clothes, or gone mad. I was obliged to kick on the
-counter with all my might, in competition, before an eye was applied
-from inside to the little window; after which, as I expected, the head
-of Jacobs was thrust out of the door, his hair rough, three days'
-beard on his chin, and he in his shirt and trousers. "_Hisht!_" said
-he, in a low voice, not seeing me distinctly for the light, "you're
-not callin' the watch, my lad! Hold on a bit, and I'll sarve your
-orders directly." After another stave of "Hearts of oak are our
-ships," &c. in the same drawl, and a still more vigorous thumping than
-before, next minute out came Bob again; with a wonderful air of
-importance, though, and drawing in one hand, to my great surprise, the
-slack of a line of "half-inch," on which he gave now and then a tug
-and an ease off, as he came forward, like a fellow humouring a
-newly-hooked fish. "Now, then, my hearty!" said he, shading his eyes
-with the other hand, "bear a--" "Why, Jacobs, old ship," I said,
-"what's this you're after? Don't you know your old apprentice, eh?"
-
-Jacobs looked at my cap and epaulette, and gave out his breath in a
-whistle, the only other sign of astonishment being, that he let go his
-unaccountable-looking piece of cord. "Lord bless me, Master Ned!" said
-he--"I axes pardon, Lieutenant Collins, your honour!" "Glad you know
-me this time, Bob, my lad," said I, looking round,--"and a comfortable
-berth you've got of it, I daresay. But what the deuce _are_ you about
-in there? _You_ haven't a savage _too_, like some friends of yours I
-fell in with a short time ago! Or perhaps a lion or a tiger, eh,
-Jacobs?" "No, no, your honour--lions be blowed!" replied he, laughing,
-but fiddling with his hands all the while, and standing between me and
-the room, as if half ashamed. "'Tis ownly the tiller-ropes of a small
-craft I am left in charge of, sir. But won't ye sit down, your honour,
-till such time as my old 'ooman comes aboard to relieve me, sir?
-Here's a _cheer_, and maybe you'd make so free for to take a pipe of
-prime cavendish, your honour?" "Let's have a look into your cabin,
-though, Bob my man," said I, curious to know what was the secret; when
-all at once a tremendous squall from within let me sufficiently into
-it. The sailor had been rocking the cradle, with a fine little fellow
-of a baby in it, and a line made fast to keep it in play when he
-served the shop. "All the pitch 's in the fire now, your honour,"
-said he, looking terribly non-plussed; "I've broached him to, and he's
-all aback till his mammy gets a hold of him." "A good pipe the little
-rogue's got though," said I, "and a fine child he is, Jacobs--do for a
-bo'sun yet." "Why, yes, sir," said he, rubbing his chin with a
-gratified smile, as the urchin kicked, threw out his arms, and roared
-like to break his heart; "I'm thinking he's a sailor all over, by
-natur', as one may say. He don't like a calm no more nor myself; but
-that's the odds of bein' ashore, where you needs to keep swinging the
-hammocks by hand, instead of havin' it done for you, sir." In the
-midst of the noise, however, we were caught by the sudden appearance
-of Mistress Jacobs herself--a good-looking young woman, with a
-market-basket full of bacon and greens, and a chubby little boy
-holding by her apron, who came through the shop. The first thing she
-did was to catch up the baby out of the cradle, and begin hushing it,
-after one or two side-glances of reproach at her husband, who
-attempted to cover his disgrace by saying, "Betsy, my girl, where's
-your manners? why don't you off hats to the leftenant?--it's my wife,
-your honour." Mrs Jacobs curtseyed twice very respectfully, though not
-particularly fond of the profession, as I found afterwards; and I soon
-quite gained her smiles and good graces by praising her child, with
-the remark that he was too pretty ever to turn out a sailor; for,
-sharp as mothers are to detect this sort of flattery to anybody else's
-bantling, you always find it take wonderfully with respect to their
-own. Whenever Jacobs and I were left to ourselves, I struck at once
-into my scheme--the more readily for feeling I had the weather-hand of
-him in regard of his late appearance. It was too ridiculous, the
-notion of one of the best foretopmen that ever passed a weather-earing
-staying at home to rock his wife's cradle and attend the shop; and he
-was evidently aware of it as I went on. It was a little selfish, I
-daresay, and Mrs Jacobs would perhaps have liked me none the better
-for it; but I proposed to him to get a berth in the Indiaman, sail
-with me for Bombay, and stand by for a foul hitch in something or
-other. "Why, sir," said he, "it shan't be said of Bob Jacobs he were
-ever the man to hang back where a matter was to be done that must be
-done. I doesn't see the whole bearings of it as yet, but ounly you
-give the orders, sir, and I'll stick to 'em." "'Tis a long stretch
-between this and Bombay, Jacobs," said I, "and plenty of room for
-chances." "Ay, ay, sir, no doubt," said he, "ye can _talk_ the length
-of the best bower cable." "More than that, Bob my lad," said I, "I
-know these Company men; if they once get out of their regular jog,
-they're as helpless as a pig adrift on a grating; and before they grow
-used to sailing out of convoy, with no frigates to whip them in,
-depend upon it Mother Carey[19] will have to teach them a new trick or
-two." "Mayhap, sir," put in Jacobs, doubtfully, "the best thing 'ud be
-if they cast the ship away altogether, as I've seen done myself for
-the matter of an insurance. Ye know, sir, they lets it pass at Lloyd's
-now the war's over, seein' it brings custom to the underwriters, if so
-be ounly it don't come over often for the profits. Hows'ever it needs
-a good seaman to choose his lee-shore well, no doubt." "Oh!" answered
-I, laughing, "but the chances are, all hands would want to be Robinson
-Crusoe at once! No, no,--only let's get aboard, and take things as
-they come." "What's the ship's name, sir?" inquired Jacobs, sinking
-his voice, and looking cautiously over his shoulder toward the door.
-"The Seringapatam,--do you know her?" I said. "Ay, ay, sir, well
-enough," said he, readily,--"a lump of a ship she is, down off
-Blackwall in the stream with two more--country-built, and tumbles home
-rather much from below the plank-sheer for a sightly craft, besides
-being flat in the eyes of her, and round in the counter, just where
-she shouldn't, sir. Them Par_chee_ Bombay ship-wrights _does_ clap on
-a lot of onchristien flummeries and gilt mouldings, let alone
-quarter-galleries fit for the king's castle!" "In short, she's
-tea-waggon all over," said I, "and just as slow and as leewardly, to
-boot, as teak can make her?" "Her lines is not that bad, though, your
-honour," continued Jacobs, "if you just knocked off her poop,--and
-she'd bear a deal o' beating for a sea-boat. They've got a smart young
-mate, too; for I seed him t'other day a-sending up the yards, and now
-she's as square as a frigate, all ready to drop down river." The short
-and long of it was, that I arranged with my old shipmate, who was
-fully bent on the cruise, whether Mrs Jacobs should approve or not,
-that, somehow or other, we should both ship our hammocks on board of
-the Seringapatam--he before the mast, and I wherever I could get. On
-going to the agent's, however--which I did as soon as I could change
-my uniform for plain clothes--I found, to my great disappointment,
-from a plan of the accommodations, that not only were the whole of the
-poop-cabins taken, but those on the lower-deck also. Most of the
-passengers, I ascertained, were ladies, with their children and
-nurses, going back to India, and raw young cadets, with a few
-commercial and civilian nondescripts; there were no troops or
-officers, and room enough, except for one gentleman having engaged the
-entire poop, at an immense expense, for his own use. This I, of
-course, supposed was the Nabob, but the clerk was too close to inform
-me. "You must try another ship, sir," said he, coolly, as he shut the
-book. "Sorry for it, but we have another to sail in a fortnight. A.1,
-sir; far finer vessel--couple of hundred tons larger--and sails
-faster." "You be hanged!" muttered I, walking out; and a short time
-after I was on board. The stewards told me as much again; but on my
-slipping a guinea into the fingers of one, he suddenly recollected
-there was a gentleman in state-room No. 14, starboard side of the main
-skylight, who, being alone, might perhaps be inclined to take a chum,
-if I dealt with him privately. "Yankee, sir, he is," said the steward,
-by way of a useful hint. However, I didn't need the warning: at sight
-of the individual's long nose, thin lips, and sallow jaw-bones,
-without a whisker on his face, and his shirt-collar turned down, as he
-sat overhauling his traps beside the carronade, which was tethered in
-the state-room, with its muzzle through the port. He looked a good
-deal like a jockey beside his horse; or, as a wit of a schoolboy cadet
-said afterwards, the Boston gentleman calling himself Daniel Snout,
-Esquire--like Daniel praying in the lion's den, and afraid it might
-turn round or roar. I must say the idea didn't quite delight me, nor
-the sight of a fearful quantity of luggage which was stowed up against
-the bulkhead; but after introducing myself, and objecting to the first
-few offers, I at last concluded a bargain with the American for a
-hundred and twenty guineas, which, he remarked, was "considerable low,
-I prognosticate, mister!" "However," said he, "I expect you're a
-conversationable individual a little: I allowed for that, you know,
-mister. One can't do much of a trade at sea--that's a fact; and I
-calculate we'll swap information by the way. I'm water-pruff, I tell
-you, as all our nation is. You'll not _settle_ at Bumbay, I reckon,
-mister?" But though I meant to pay my new messmate in my own coin at
-leisure afterwards, and be as frank and open as day with him--the only
-way to meet a Yankee--I made off at present as fast as possible to
-bring my things aboard, resolving to sleep at Blackwall, and then to
-stow myself out of sight for sick, until there was somebody to take
-off the edge of his confounded talk.
-
-Next afternoon, accordingly, I found myself once more afloat, the
-Indiaman dropping down with the first breeze. The day after, she was
-running through the Downs with it pretty strong from north-east, a
-fair wind--the pilot-boat snoring off close-hauled to windward, with
-a white spray over her nose; and the three _dungaree_ topsails of the
-Seringapatam lifting and swelling, as yellow as gold, over her white
-courses in the blue Channel haze. The breeze freshened, till she
-rolled before it, and everything being topsy-turvy on deck, the lumber
-in the way, the men as busy as bees setting her ship-shape--it would
-have been as much as a passenger's toes were worth to show them from
-below; so that I was able to keep by myself, just troubling my
-seamanship so much as to stand clear of the work. Enjoy it I did, too;
-by Jove, the first sniff of the weather was enough to make me forget
-what I was there for. I was every now and then on the point of fisting
-a rope, and singing out with the men; till at length I thought it more
-comfortable, even for me, to run up the mizen shrouds when everybody
-was forward, where I stowed myself out of sight in the cross-trees.
-
-About dusk, while I was waiting to slip down, a stronger puff than
-ordinary made them clue up the mizen-royal from deck, which I took
-upon myself to furl off-hand--quick enough to puzzle a couple of boys
-that came aloft for the purpose, especially as, in the mean time, I
-had got down upon the topsail-yardarm out of their notice. When they
-got on deck again, I heard the little fellows telling some of the men,
-in a terrified sort of way, how the mizen-royal had either stowed
-itself, or else it was Dick Wilson's ghost, that fell off the same
-yard last voyage,--more by token, he used always to make fast the
-gaskets just that fashion. At night, however, the wind having got
-lighter, with half moonlight, there was a muster of some passengers on
-deck, all sick and miserable, as they tried to keep their feet, and
-have the benefit of air,--the Yankee being as bad as the worst. I
-thought it wouldn't do for me to be altogether free, and accordingly
-stuck fast by Mr Snout, with my head over the quarter-deck bulwarks,
-looking into his face, and talking away to him, asking all sorts of
-questions about what was good for sea-sickness, then giving a groan to
-prevent myself laughing, when the spray splashed up upon his
-"water-pruff" face, he responding to it as Sancho Panza did to Don
-Quixote, when the one examined the other's mouth after a potion. All
-he could falter out was, how he wondered I could speak at all when
-sick. "Oh! oh dear!" said I, with another howl. "Yes,--'tis merely
-because I can't _think_! And I daresay you are thinking so much you
-can't _talk_--the sea is so full of meditation, as Lord
-Byron--Oh--oh--this water will be the death of me!" "I feel as if--the
-whole--tarnation Atlantic was--inside of my bowls!" gasped he through
-his nostrils. "Oh!" I could not help putting in, as the ship and Mr
-Snout both gave a heave up, "and coming out of you!"
-
-During all this time I had felt so sure of my ground as scarcely to
-trouble myself about the Bengal judge and his fairy treasure of a
-daughter; only in the midst of the high spirits brought up by the
-breeze, I hugged myself now and then at the thought of their turning
-out by degrees as things got settled, and my having such openings the
-whole voyage through as one couldn't miss in four or five months.
-Nobody would suspect the raw chap I looked, with smooth hair and a
-high collar, of any particular cue: I must say there was a little
-vanity at the bottom of it, but I kept thinking more and more how snug
-and quietly I'd enjoy all that went on, sailing on one tack with the
-passengers and the old Nabob himself, and slipping off upon the other
-when I could come near the charming young Lota. The notion looks more
-like what some scamp of a reefer, cruising ashore, would have hit
-upon, than suits my taste now-a-days; but the cockpit had put a spice
-of the imp in me, which I never got clear of till this very voyage, as
-you shall see, if we get through with the log of it. 'Twas no use, as
-I found, saying what one should have to do, except put _heart_ into
-it,--with wind, sea, and a love affair to manage all at once, after
-making a tangled coil instead of one all clear and above-board.
-
-The first time I went down into the cuddy was that evening to tea,
-where all was at sixes and sevens like the decks; the lamps ill
-trimmed, stewards out of the way, and a few lads trying to bear up
-against their stomachs by the help of brandy and biscuits. The main
-figure was a jolly-looking East Indian, an indigo-planter as he turned
-out, with a bald forehead, a hook nose, and his gills covered with
-white whiskers that gave him all the cut of a cockatoo. He had his
-brown servant running about on every hand, and, being an old stager,
-did his best to cheer up the rest; but nothing I saw showed the least
-sign of the party I looked after. I was sure I ought to have made out
-something of them by this time, considering the stir such a grandee as
-Sir Charles Hyde would cause aboard: in fact, there didn't seem to be
-many passengers in her, and I began to curse the lying scoundrel of a
-_Kitmagar_ for working "Tom Cox's traverse" on me, and myself for
-being a greater ass than I'd fancied. Indeed I heard the planter
-mention by chance that Sir Charles Hyde, the district judge, had come
-home last voyage from India in this very Seringapatam, which no doubt,
-I thought, put the Mahommedan rascal up to his trick.
-
-I was making up my mind to an Indian trip, and the pure pleasure of
-Daniel Catoson Snout, Esquire's company for two blessed months, when
-all of a sudden I felt the ship bring her wind a-quarter, with a
-furious plunge of the Channel water along her bends, that made every
-landsman's bowels yearn as if he felt it gurgle through him. One young
-fellow, more drunk than sick, gave a wild bolt right over the cuddy
-table, striking out with both arms and legs as if afloat, so as to
-sweep half of the glasses down on the floor. The planter, who was
-three cloths in the wind himself, looked down upon him with a comical
-air of pity as soon as he had got cushioned upon the wreck. "My dear
-fellow," said he, "what do you feel--eh?" "Feel, you--old blackguard!"
-stammered the griffin, "de--dam--dammit, I feel _everything_! Goes
-through--through my vitals as if--I was a con--founded _whale_!
-C--can't stand it!" "You've drunk yourself aground, my boy!" sung out
-the indigo man; "stuck fast on the coral--eh? Never mind, we'll float
-you off, only don't flounder that way with your tail!--by Jove, you
-scamp, you've ruined my toe--oh dear!" I left the planter hopping
-round on one pin, and holding the gouty one in his hand, betwixt
-laughing and crying: on deck I found the floating Nab Light bearing
-broad on our lee-bow, with Cumberland Fort glimmering to windward, and
-the half moon setting over the Isle of Wight, while we stood up for
-Portsmouth harbour. The old captain, and most of the officers, were on
-the poop for the first time, though as stiff and uncomfortable from
-the sort of land-sickness and lumber-qualms that sailors feel till
-things are _in_ their places, as the landsmen did until things were
-_out_ of them. The skipper walked the weather side by himself and said
-nothing: the smart chief officer sent two men, one after another, from
-the wheel for "cows" that didn't know where their tails were; and as
-for the middies, they seemed to know when to keep out of the way. In a
-little, the spars of the men-of-war at Spithead were to be seen as we
-rose; before the end of the first watch, we were running outside the
-Spit Buoy, which was nodding and plashing with the tide in the last
-slant of moonshine, till at last we rounded to, and down went the
-anchor in five fathoms, off the Motherbank. What the Indiaman wanted
-at Portsmouth I didn't know; but, meantime, I had given up all hopes
-of the Nabob being in her, and the only question with me was, whether
-I should take the opportunity of giving all hands the slip here, even
-though I left my Yankee friend disconsolate, and a clear gainer by
-dollars beyond count.
-
-Early next morning there were plenty of wherries looking out for
-fares; so, as the Indiaman was not to sail before the night-ebb, when
-the breeze would probably spring up fair again, I hailed one of them
-to go ashore at the Point, for a quiet stroll over Southsea Common,
-where I meant to overhaul the whole bearings of the case, and think if
-it weren't better to go home, and wait the Admiralty's pleasure for a
-ship. I hadn't even seen anything of Jacobs, and the whole
-hotel-keeping ways of the Indiaman began to disgust me, or else I
-should have at once decided to take the chance of seeing Lota Hyde
-somehow or other in India; but, again, one could scarcely endure the
-notion of droning on in a frigate without so much as a Brest lugger
-to let drive at. It was about six o'clock; the morning gun from the
-guard-ship off the Dockyard came booming down through the harbour, the
-blue offing shone like silver, and the green tideway sparkled on every
-surge, up to where they were flashing and poppling on the copper of
-the frigates at Spithead. I noticed them crossing yards and squaring;
-the farthest out hove up anchor, loosed fore-topsail, cast her head to
-starboard, and fired a gun as she stood slowly out to sea under all
-sail, with a light air freshening abeam. The noble look of her almost
-reconciled me of itself to the service, were it for the mere sake of
-having a share in driving such a craft between wind and water. Just
-then, however, an incident turned up in spite of me, which I certainly
-didn't expect, and which had more, even than I reckoned at the time,
-to do with my other adventure; seeing that it made me, both then and
-afterwards, do the direct opposite of what I meant to do, and both
-times put a new spoke in my wheel, as we say at sea here.
-
-I had observed a seventy-four, the Stratton, lying opposite the Spit
-Buoy; on board of which, as the waterman told me, a court-martial had
-been held the day before, where they broke a first lieutenant for
-insulting his captain. Both belonged to one of the frigates: the
-captain I had seen, and heard of as the worst tyrant in the navy; his
-ship was called "a perfect hell afloat;" that same week one of the
-boys had tried to drown himself alongside, and a corporal of marines,
-after coming ashore and drinking a glass with his sweetheart, had
-coolly walked down to the Point, jumped in between two boats at the
-jetty, and kept himself under water till he was dead. The lieutenant
-had been dismissed the service, and as I recognised the name, I
-wondered whether it could actually be my schoolfellow, Tom Westwood,
-as gallant a fellow and as merry as ever broke biscuit. Two
-sail-boats, one from around the Stratton's quarter, and the other from
-over by Gosport, steering on the same tack for Southsea, diverted my
-attention as I sauntered down to the beach. The bow of the nearest
-wherry grounded on the stones as I began to walk quicker towards the
-town-gates, chiefly because I was pretty ready for an early breakfast
-at the old Blue Posts, and also because I had a slight notion of what
-these gentlemen wanted on Southsea Beach at odd hours. Out they
-jumped, however--one man in naval undress, another, a captain, in full
-fig, the third, a surgeon--coming right athwart my course to bring me
-to. The first I almost at once remembered for the notorious captain of
-the Orestes, or N'Oreste, as the midshipmen called her, from her
-French build and her character together. "Hallo, you sir!" said the
-other captain decidedly, "you must stand still." "Indeed!" said I;
-"and why so, if you please?" "Since you _are_ here, we don't intend
-allowing you to pass for some few minutes." "And what if I should do
-as I choose, sir?" I asked. "If you stir two steps, sir, I shall shoot
-you!" replied the captain, who was one of the bullying school. "Oh,
-very well," I said, rather confounded by his impertinence, "then I
-shall stay;" and I accordingly stood stock-still, with my arms folded,
-until the other boat landed its party of two. They were in plain
-clothes; nor did I give them any particular attention till the seconds
-had stationed their men, when the captain of the Orestes had his back
-to me, and his antagonist stood directly facing. As his pale resolved
-features came out before me with the morning sun on them, his lips
-together, and his nostrils large, I recognised my old friend Westwood.
-The captain had broke him the day before, and now he had accepted his
-challenge, being a known dead shot, while the lieutenant had never
-fired a bullet in cold blood: there was, no doubt, a settled purpose
-in the tyrant to crush the first man that had dared to thwart his
-will. Westwood's second came forward and mentioned to the other that
-his friend was still willing to withdraw the words spoken in first
-heat, and would accordingly fire in the air. "Coward!" shouted the
-captain of the Orestes immediately; "I shall shoot you through the
-heart!" "Sir!" said I to his second, "I _will not_ look on; and if
-that gentleman is shot, I will be witness against you both as
-murderers!" I dropped down behind a stone out of the line of fire,
-and to keep my eyes off the devilish piece of work, though my blood
-boiled to knock the fellow down that I was speaking to. Another
-minute, and the suspense was too great for me to help looking up: just
-at that moment I saw how _set_ Westwood's face was: he was watching
-his enemy with an eye that showed to me what the other's must
-be--seeking for his life. The seconds gave the word to each other in
-the middle, and dropped two white handkerchiefs at once with their
-hands together; I caught the flash of Westwood's pistol, when, to my
-astonishment, I saw the captain of the Orestes next moment jerk up his
-arm betwixt me and the sky, fire in the air, and slowly fall back--he
-was dead!--shot through the heart. One glance at his face gave you a
-notion of the devilish meaning he had had; but what was my surprise
-when his second walked up to Westwood, and said to him, "Sir, you are
-the murderer of Captain Duncombe;--my friend fired in the air as you
-proposed." "You are mistaken, sir," answered Westwood, coldly;
-"Captain Duncombe sought my life, and I have used the privilege of
-self-defence." "The surgeon is of my opinion," said the other; "and I
-am sorry to say that we cannot allow you to depart." "I shall give
-myself up to the authorities at once," said Westwood. "We have only
-your word for that, which I must be permitted, in such a case, to
-doubt," replied the captain, whose evident wish was to detain Westwood
-by force or threats while he sent off his surgeon. The worst of it
-was, as I now found, that since the court-martial and the challenge,
-an admiralty order had arrived, in consideration of several gallant
-acts during the war, as well as private representation, restoring him
-to the service: so that he had in fact called out and shot his
-superior officer. As for the charge now brought forward, it was too
-absurd for any to believe it, unless from rage or prejudice; the case
-was bad enough, at any rate, without it.
-
-In the mean time I had exchanged a word or two with Westwood's friend;
-after which, lifting up a second pistol which lay on the sand, I went
-up to the captain. "Sir," said I, "you used the freedom, a little ago,
-of forcing me into your concerns, and I have seen the end of it. I
-have now got to tell you, having watched your conduct, that either you
-must submit to be made fast here for a bit, else, by the God that made
-me, I'll shoot you through the head!" The captain looked at me, his
-surgeon sidled up to him, and, being a man near my own size, he
-suddenly tried to wrench the pistol out of my hands: however, I had
-him the next moment under my knee, while Westwood's second secured the
-little surgeon, and took a few round sea-turns about his wrists and
-ancles with a neckerchief. My companion then gave me a hand to do the
-same with his superior officer--the medico all the time singing out
-like a bull, and the captain threatening--while the dead body lay
-stark and stiff behind us, the eyes wide, the head down, and the
-breast up, the hand clenching a pistol, just as he had fallen.
-Westwood stood quite unconscious of everything we did, only he seemed
-to be watching the knees drawn up as they stiffened, and the
-sand-flies hovering about the mouth. "Shall we clap a stopper between
-their teeth?" said the second to me--he had been at sea, but who he
-was I never knew--"the surgeon will be heard on the walls, he bellows
-so!" "Never mind," said I, "we'll just drop them beyond tide-mark--the
-lee of the stones yonder." In fact, from the noise the tide was
-making, I question if the shots could have been heard even by the
-watermen, who had prudently sheered out of sight round a point. I
-couldn't help looking, when we had done this, from the captain's body
-to his own frigate, as she was sluing round head on to us, at single
-anchor, to the turn of tide, with her buoy dancing on the brisk blue
-sweep of water, and her figure-head shining in the sunlight. As soon
-as we covered over the corpse with dulse-weed, Westwood started as if
-we had taken something away from him, or freed him of a spell.
-"Westwood!" said I, laying my hand on his shoulder, "you _must_ come
-along with me." He said nothing, but followed us quietly round to the
-wherries, where I told the watermen that the other party had gone a
-different way to keep clear, and we wanted them to pull for Gosport.
-At Gosport we had Westwood rigged out in black clothes, his hair
-cropped, and whiskers shaved off--as I thought it the fittest thing
-for his case, and what he could best carry out, to go aboard of the
-Indiaman with me as if he were a missionary. Poor fellow! he didn't
-know _what_ he was. So, having waited till dusk, to let the watermen
-lose our track, and his friend having posted off for Dover, he and I
-both got safe over to the Seringapatam, where I had him stowed in the
-first empty state-room I found. I had actually forgot, through the
-excitement, all about my missing my first chase: from one hour to
-another I kept watching the tide-marks ashore, and the dog-vane on the
-ship's quarter, all impatience to hear the word given for "all hands
-up anchor," and hoping our worthy friends on Southsea Beach were still
-within hearing of the Channel flood. At last the order did come; round
-went the capstan merrily enough, till she had hove short and up; the
-anchor was catted, and off went the lumbering old craft through the
-Solent about midnight, before a fine rattling breeze, in company with
-six or seven others, all running for the Needles. They were loosing
-the Indiaman's royals when I heard a gun from the guard-ship in
-harbour; and a little after up went a rocket, signalling to some
-frigate or other at Spithead; and away they kept at it, with lights
-from the telegraph to her masthead, for several minutes. "All's up!"
-thought I, "and both Westwood and myself are in for it!"
-
-Next morning at daybreak, accordingly, no sooner did the dawn serve to
-show us the Portland Light going out on the weather quarter, with a
-whole fleet of Channel craft and Mediterranean brigs about us, we
-surging through it as fast as the Indiaman could go,--than _there_ was
-a fine forty-four standing off and on right in our course, in fact the
-very identical Orestes herself! She picked us out in a moment--bore
-up, stood across our weather-bow, and hailed. "What ship's that?" said
-the first Luff in her mizen rigging.
-
-"The Seringapatam, Honourable Company's ship, Captain Williamson!"
-sung out our first officer, with his cap off. "Heave to, till I send a
-boat aboard of you!" hailed the naval man, and there we bobbed to each
-other with mainyards backed. In a few minutes a master's mate with
-gig's crew was under our lee-quarter, and the mate came on deck.
-"Sir," said he, "the Port Admiral will thank you to deliver these
-despatches for Sir Charles Hyde, who I believe is aboard." "Certainly,
-sir," said the first officer, "they shall be given to him in an hour's
-time."
-
-"Good morning, and a fine voyage," said the master's mate politely;
-and I took the occasion of asking if Captain Duncombe were on board
-the Orestes. "No, sir," answered the midshipman, "he happens to be
-ashore at present." I have seldom felt so relieved as when I saw the
-frigate haul round her mainyard, and go sweeping off to leeward, while
-we resumed our course. By noon we had sunk the land about Start Point,
-with a breeze which it was no use wasting at that season to take
-"departures;" and as the afternoon set in hazy, we were soon out of
-sight of Old England for good. For my part, I was bound Eastward at
-last with a witness, and, like a young bear, again "all my troubles
-before me."--"There is two bells though," interrupted the narrator,
-starting. "Let us see what sort of night it is before the ladies
-retire."
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[7] Cellar for goods.
-
-[8] Asylum of the world.
-
-[9] District judicial courts.
-
-[10] _Flush_--_i.e._, level.
-
-[11] Steward and Butler.
-
-[12] Sport.
-
-[13] Turban-wearing.
-
-[14] Little Girl! Do you hear, sweet one?
-
-[15] Officer.
-
-[16] Look.
-
-[17] 'Tis a lie, you scoundrel.
-
-[18] That is true.
-
-[19] "_Mother Carey_,"--an obscure sea-divinity chiefly celebrated for
-her "_chickens_," as Juno ashore for her peacocks. _Quere_,--a
-personification of the providential _Care_ of Nature for her weaker
-children, amongst whom the little stormy _petrels_ are conspicuous;
-while, at the same time, touchingly associating the Pagan to the
-Christian sea mythology by their double name--the latter, a diminutive
-of Peter walking by faith upon the waters. In the nautical creed,
-"Davy Jones" represents the abstract power, and "Mother Carey" the
-practically developed experience, which together make up the life
-Oceanic.
-
-
-
-
-MÉRIMÉE'S HISTORY OF PETER THE CRUEL.[20]
-
-
-The memoirs of a sovereign who had Alburquerque for a minister, Maria
-Padilla for a mistress, Henry of Trastamare for a rival, and Edward
-the Black Prince for an ally and companion in arms, must be worthy the
-researches even of so elegant a scholar and learned an antiquarian as
-Prosper Mérimée. When the nations are engrossed by their difficulties
-and disasters, and the jarring discord of revolution and thundering
-crash of monarchies on every side resound, the history of a
-semi-barbarous period, and of a king now five hundred years in his
-grave, should be set forth with surpassing talent to attract and
-sustain attention. But M. Mérimée is the literary Midas of his day and
-country: the subject he handles becomes bright and precious by the
-magic of his touch. Though its interest be remote, he can invest it
-with all the charm of freshness. Upon a former occasion[21] we noticed
-his imaginative productions with well-merited praise; to-day, in the
-historian's graver garb, he equally commands admiration and applause.
-He has been happy in his selection of a period rich in dramatic
-incident and fascinating details; and of these he has made the utmost
-profit. In a previous paper, we quoted M. Mérimée's profession of
-faith in matters of ancient and mediæval history. In his preface to
-the _Chronique de Charles IX._, he avowed his predilection for
-anecdotes and personal traits, and the weight he is disposed to attach
-to them as painting the manners and character of an epoch, and as
-throwing upon the motives and qualities of its prominent personages a
-light more vivid and true, than that obtained from the tedious and
-often partial narratives of grave contemporary chroniclers. In the
-present instance, he has liberally supplied his readers with the fare
-he himself prefers. His _History of Pedro the First of Castile_
-abounds in illustrations, in anecdotes and legends of remarkable
-novelty and interest; historical flowerets, most agreeably lightening
-and relieving the solid structure of a work for which the archives and
-libraries of Madrid and Barcelona, the manuscripts of the old Spanish
-and Portuguese chroniclers, and the writings of more modern historians
-of various nations, have been with conscientious diligence ransacked
-and compared. The result has been a book equal in all respects to Mr
-Prescott's delightful _History of Ferdinand and Isabella_, to which it
-forms a suitable companion. As a master of classic and antiquarian
-lore, the Frenchman is superior to the American, to whom he yields
-nothing in the vigour of his diction and the grace of his style.
-
-When Alphonso the Eleventh, king of Castile, died of the plague, in
-his camp before Gibraltar, upon Good Friday of the year 1350, the
-Iberian peninsula consisted of five distinct and independent
-monarchies--Castile, Arragon, Navarre, Portugal, and Granada. The
-first of the five, which extended from Biscay and Galicia to Tarifa,
-the southernmost town in Europe, was by far the most extensive and
-powerful; the second comprised Arragon, Catalonia, and Valencia;
-Navarre, poor and scantily peopled, was important as commanding the
-principal passes of the Pyrenees, which its monarch could throw open
-to a French or English army; Portugal had nearly the same limits as at
-the present day; the Moors, the boundary of whose European empire had
-long been narrowing, still maintained a precarious footing in the
-kingdom of Granada. Alphonso, upon his accession in 1308, had found
-Castile a prey to anarchy, and groaning under feudal oppression. The
-audacity of the _ricos hombres_, or nobles,[22] had greatly increased
-during long minorities, and under the reign of feeble princes. Whilst
-they fought amongst themselves for privilege of pillage, the peasantry
-and inhabitants of towns, exasperated by the evils inflicted on them,
-frequently rose in arms, and exercised bloody reprisals. A
-contemporary author, quoted at length by M. Mérimée, represents the
-nobility as living by plunder, and abetted by the king's guardians.
-Certain towns refused to acknowledge these guardians, detained the
-king's revenue, and kept men-at-arms to oppress and rob the poor.
-Justice was nowhere in the kingdom; and the roads were impassable by
-travellers, except in strong bodies, and well-armed. None dwelt in
-unwalled places; and so great was the evil throughout the land, that
-no one was surprised at meeting with murdered men upon the highways.
-The king's guardians daily imposed new and excessive taxes; towns were
-deserted, and the peasantry suffered exceedingly. Alphonso, a
-courageous and intelligent prince, saw the evil, and resolved to
-remedy it. Without a party of his own, he was compelled to throw
-himself into the arms of one of the great factions desolating the
-country. By its aid he destroyed the others, and then found himself
-strong enough to rule in his own realm. Having proved his power, he
-made an example of the most unruly, and pardoned the others. Then, to
-give occupation to his warlike and turbulent nobility, he led them
-against the Moors of Granada; thus turning to his glory, and to the
-aggrandisement of his dominions, the arms which previously had been
-brandished but in civil contest. The commons of Castile, grateful for
-their deliverance from internal war, and from the exactions of the
-rich men, sent him soldiers, and generously supplied him with money.
-He compelled the clergy to make sacrifices which, at another period,
-would have compromised the tranquillity of the kingdom.[23] But he was
-valiant and generous, and had the love of the people; not a voice was
-raised to oppose him. On the 29th October 1340, the army of Castile
-encountered, near Tarifa, that of Granada, whose ranks were swelled by
-prodigious reinforcements from the opposite shores of Barbary. The
-battle of Rio Salado was fought; victory loudly declared herself for
-the Christians: two hundred thousand Moors (it is said) remained upon
-the field, and the power of the Mussulman in Spain was broken for
-ever. Following up his success, Alphonso took Algesiras after a long
-siege, and was besieging Gibraltar when he was carried off by the
-famous black plague, which for several years had ravaged Europe. His
-death was mourned by all Spain; and the mere terror of his name would
-seem to have dictated the advantageous treaty of peace concluded soon
-afterwards with the Saracen.
-
-Alphonso, a better king than husband, left behind him one legitimate
-son, Don Pedro--who at his father's death was fifteen years old, and
-whose mother, Doña Maria, was a Portuguese princess--and ten bastards,
-a daughter and nine sons, children of his mistress Leonora de Guzman.
-In 1350, the first-born of this illegitimate progeny, Don Henry, was
-eighteen years of age; he had the establishment of a prince of the
-blood, the magnificent domain of Trastamare, and the title of count.
-His twin-brother, Don Fadrique, was grand-master of the Knights of
-Santiago. The two young men had won their spurs at Gibraltar, whilst
-the Infante Pedro, rightful heir to the crown, had been kept in
-retirement at Seville, a witness of his mother's daily humiliations,
-and himself neglected by the courtiers, always prompt to follow a
-king's example. Idle in a deserted court, he passed his time in
-weeping over his mother's injuries and his own. Youthful impressions
-are ineffaceable. Jealousy and hatred were the first sentiments
-experienced by Don Pedro. Brought up by a feeble and offended woman,
-the first lessons he imbibed were those of dissimulation and revenge.
-
-The premature and unexpected death of Don Alphonso was the alarum of a
-host of ambitions. Amongst the great patricians of Spain, two in
-particular were designated, by public opinion, to take the chief
-direction of affairs: these were--Juan Alonzo de Alburquerque, and
-Juan Nuñez de Lara. The former, a Portuguese by birth, but holding
-vast estates in Spain, had stood beside Don Alphonso during his
-struggle with his nobles; had rendered him great, and, to all
-appearance, disinterested services; and had been rewarded by the
-king's entire confidence. Grand chancellor and prime minister, he had
-also had charge of Don Pedro's education. He had great influence with
-the queen-mother, and had always skilfully avoided collision with
-Leonora de Guzman, who nevertheless feared and disliked him as a
-secret and dangerous foe. All circumstances considered, Juan de Lara,
-although connected by blood with the royal family, and possessing, as
-Lord of Biscay, great power in the north of Spain, thought it
-unadvisable to enter the lists with Alburquerque, who, on the other
-hand, openly sought his alliance, and even offered to divide with him
-the authority devolved upon him by the king's death. With all this
-apparent frankness there was little real friendship; and it was well
-understood that henceforward the leading characters on the political
-stage divided themselves into two opponent parties. On the one hand
-were the dowager-queen Maria, Pedro the First, and the astute and
-prudent Alburquerque. Opposed to these, but with little union, and
-with various views and pretensions, were Juan de Lara, his nephew,
-(the lord of Villena)--whose sister was soon afterwards secretly
-married to Henry of Trastamare--Leonora de Guzman, and her three
-eldest sons. The third of these, Don Tello, was younger than Don
-Pedro, but he was crafty and selfish beyond his years.
-
-Alphonso had hardly given up the ghost, when the reaction commenced.
-Leonora fled before the angry countenance of the injured queen-mother.
-Refused protection by Lara, from whom she first sought it, she
-repaired to her strong fortress of Medina-Sidonia, a gift from her
-royal lover. Its governor, her relative, Don Alonzo Coronel, although
-reputed a valiant and loyal knight, and, moreover, personally attached
-to the faction of the Laras, resigned his command, and would not be
-prevailed with to resume it. And amongst all the nobles and
-chevaliers, who during Alphonso's life professed themselves devoted to
-her, she now could not find one to defend her castle. She saw that her
-cause was desperate. Vague accusations were brought against her, of
-conspiracy against the new king; and from all sides alarming rumours
-reached her of her sons' arrest and probable execution. She lost
-courage, and gave up her castle to Alburquerque, in exchange for a
-safe-conduct to Seville, which was not respected; for, on her arrival
-there, she was shut up in the Alcazar, and treated as a prisoner of
-state. Meanwhile her two eldest sons endeavoured to stir up civil war.
-They were totally unsuccessful, and finally esteemed themselves
-fortunate in being allowed to make their submission, and do homage to
-the king. Alburquerque affected to treat them as refractory boys, and
-reserved his wrath for their mother, who, even in captivity, proved
-herself formidable. By her contrivance, the marriage of Don Henry and
-of the niece of Juan de Lara was secretly celebrated and consummated,
-in the palace that served her as a prison. When informed, a few hours
-subsequently, of the trick that had been played them, the queen-mother
-and Alburquerque were furious. Doña Leonora was sent into strict
-confinement, in the castle of Carmona. "As to the Count Don Henry, he
-was on his guard, and did not wait his enemies' vengeance: he left
-Seville by stealth, taking with him a quantity of jewels received from
-his mother, and accompanied by two faithful knights--all three having
-their faces covered with leathern masks, according to a custom of the
-times. By forced marches, and with great fatigue, they traversed the
-whole of Spain unrecognised, and reached the Asturias, where they
-trusted to find safety amongst devoted vassals."
-
-The sudden and severe illness of Don Pedro gave rise to fresh
-intrigues, and Juan de Lara and Don Fernando of Arragon stood forth as
-pretenders to the crown in the event of the king's death. His recovery
-crushed their ambitious hopes, but might not have prevented a civil
-war between the factions of the two aspirants, had not Don Juan de
-Lara and his nephew been suddenly carried off by the prevailing
-epidemic. "At any other moment," M. Mérimée remarks, "the premature
-death of these two men would doubtless have thrown odious suspicions
-on their adversaries. But in no contemporary author do I find the
-least insinuation against Alburquerque, thus rid in one day of the
-chief obstacles to his ambition. This general respect for a man who
-was the object of so many jealousies and hatreds, is an honourable
-testimony, worthy of note, as a rare exception to the usage of the
-times, and which it would be supremely unjust now to attempt to
-invalidate." Alburquerque was now the virtual ruler of Castile: the
-young king passed his time in hunting, and left all cares of state to
-his sagacious minister, who worked hard to consolidate his master's
-power. The Cortes were convoked at Valladolid, whither Pedro proceeded
-to open them in person. He was accompanied by the queen-mother,
-dragging in her train the unfortunate Leonora de Guzman. At Llerena,
-in Estremadura, one of the principal commanderys of the Knights of
-Santiago, Don Fadrique, grand-master of that powerful order, received
-his half-brother Pedro with great respect, and offered him the
-magnificent hospitality of his house. He then asked and obtained
-permission to see his mother.
-
- "In presence of the jailers, mother and son, both so fallen
- from their high fortune, threw themselves into each other's
- arms, and during the hour to which their interview was
- limited, they wept, without exchanging a word. Then a page
- informed Don Fadrique that the king required his presence.
- After a last embrace he left his mother, never again to
- behold her. The unfortunate woman's doom was sealed. From
- Llerena, by Alburquerque's order, she was conducted to the
- castle of Talavera, belonging to the queen-mother, and
- governed by Gutier Fernandez of Toledo, one of her liege men.
- There Leonora did not long languish. A few days after her
- arrival, a secretary of the queen brought the governor an
- order for her death. The execution was secret and mysterious,
- and it is certain Don Pedro had no cognisance of it.
- Doubtless the queen had exacted from Alburquerque the
- sacrifice of her rival, who was no longer protected by the
- pity of Juan Nuñez de Lara. 'Many persons,' says Pero Lopez
- de Ayala, a Spanish chronicler whom M. Mérimée has taken as
- one of his principal authorities, and whose trustworthiness,
- impugned by modern authors, he ably vindicates in his
- preface, 'were grieved at this deed, foreseeing that from it
- wars and scandal would spring, inasmuch as Leonora had sons
- already grown up and well-connected.'
-
- "But the hour of vengeance was not yet come, and the sons of
- Leonora bowed their heads before her assassins."
-
-One of them, whose youth might have been deemed incapable of such
-dissimulation, went beyond mere submission. A few days after Leonora's
-death, Don Pedro, during a progress through various provinces of his
-kingdom, reached the town of Palencia, in whose neighbourhood Tello,
-then hardly fifteen years old, and who, following the example of his
-elder brothers, kept aloof from the court, had shut himself up in the
-castle of Palenzuela.
-
- "As there was some fear he might prove refractory, Juan
- Manrique, a Castilian noble, was sent to assure him of the
- king's good will towards him, and at the same time to gain
- over the knights, his counsellors. Manrique succeeded in his
- mission, and brought Don Tello to Palencia. Instructed by his
- guide, the youth hastened to kiss his brother's hand. 'Don
- Tello,' said the king, 'do you know that your mother, Doña
- Leonora, is dead?' 'Sire,' replied the boy-courtier, 'I have
- no other mother or father than your good favour.'"
-
-The royal bastards humbled and subdued for a time, Alburquerque turned
-his attention to more powerful adversaries. The death of its two
-chiefs had not entirely dissipated the Lara faction, now headed by Don
-Garci Laso de la Vega--a puissant Castilian noble, and an inveterate
-enemy of the minister. Garci Laso was in the rich and disaffected city
-of Burgos; and on the king's approach he issued some leagues forth to
-meet him, escorted by a little army of vassals and retainers. His
-enemies took care to call Pedro's attention to this martial retinue,
-as indicative of defiance rather than respect. And the Manrique above
-mentioned, a creature of Alburquerque's, and a private enemy of Garci
-Laso's, took opportunity to quarrel with the latter, and would have
-charged him with his troop but for the king's interference. The
-commons of Burgos, hearing of these quarrels, and standing in mortal
-fear of Alburquerque, sent a deputation to represent to Don Pedro the
-danger the city would be in from the presence of rival factions within
-its walls, and begged of him to enter with only a small escort. They
-added an expression of regret at the arrival of Alburquerque, whom
-they knew to be ill-disposed towards them. Although the formula was
-respectful and humble, the freedom of these remonstrances incensed the
-king, who at once entered the city with his whole force, spears raised
-and banners displayed. The citizens made no resistance; a few of those
-most compromised fled. Manrique, who commanded the advanced guard,
-established himself in the Jews' quarter, which, separated by a strong
-wall, according to the custom of the time, from the rest of the town,
-formed a sort of internal citadel. Garci Laso, confiding in his great
-popularity, and in the fidelity of his vassals, remained in Burgos,
-taking up his lodging in one of the archbishop's palaces, of which
-another was occupied by the king and his mother. Alburquerque had
-quarters in another part of the town. Thus Burgos contained four
-camps; and it seemed, says M. Mérimée, as if all the factions in the
-kingdom had taken rendezvous there, to settle their differences.
-
-That night an esquire of the queen-mother secretly sought Garci Laso,
-bearing him a strange warning from that princess. "Whatever invitation
-he received, he was to beware of appearing before the king." The proud
-noble despised caution, repaired next morning to the palace, was
-arrested by the king's command, and in his presence, and suffered
-death the same day.[24] This execution (murder were perhaps a fitter
-word) was followed by others, and terror reigned in Burgos. "Whosoever
-had lifted up his voice to defend the privileges of the commons, or
-the rights of Don Juan de Lara, knew no retreat safe enough to hide
-his head. Don Henry himself feared to remain in the Asturias, and took
-refuge on Portuguese territory." The implacable Alburquerque was
-determined utterly to crush and exterminate the faction of the Laras.
-The possessions of that princely house were confiscated to the crown,
-the orphan son of Don Juan de Lara died in Biscay, and his two
-daughters fell into the hands of the minister, who detained them as
-hostages. But the party, although vanquished, was not yet annihilated.
-Alonso Coronel, the same who had abandoned Leonora de Guzman in her
-misfortunes, and who had been rewarded with the banner and cauldron of
-a _rico hombre_, with the vast lordship and strong castle of Aguilar,
-aspired to become its leader. He opened a correspondence with Count
-Trastamare and Don Fadrique, who, as enemies of Alburquerque, seemed
-to him his natural allies. He attempted to treat with the King of
-Granada, and even with the Moors of Africa. Alburquerque decreed his
-ruin, assembled a small army round the royal standard, and marched
-with Don Pedro to besiege Aguilar. Summoned to surrender, Coronel
-replied by a volley of arrows, and was forthwith declared a rebel and
-traitor. Leaving a body of troops in observation before Aguilar, which
-was capable of a long defence, Alburquerque and his royal pupil set
-out for the Asturias, seizing, as they passed, various castles and
-fortified places belonging to Coronel, which surrendered without
-serious resistance--excepting that of Burguillos, whose commander,
-Juan de Cañedo, a liege man of Coronel, made an obstinate defence.
-Taken alive, his hands were cut off by the cruel victors. Some months
-afterwards, when the king and his vindictive minister, with a powerful
-army and battering train, had effected, after a long siege, a breach
-in the ramparts of Aguilar, "the mutilated knight, his wounds hardly
-healed, suddenly appeared in the camp, and with incredible hardihood
-demanded of Pedro permission to enter the fortress and die by the side
-of his lord. His heroic fidelity excited the admiration of his
-enemies, and the favour was accorded him. Many envied Coronel the
-glory of inspiring such devoted attachment, and every one awaited with
-thrilling interest the last moments of a man whom all Castile was
-accustomed to consider as the model of an accomplished and valiant
-knight." The assault was given, the castle taken, and Coronel was led
-before Alburquerque. "What!" exclaimed the minister, on beholding his
-foe, "Coronel traitor in a kingdom where so much honour has been done
-him!" "Don Juan," replied Coronel, "we are sons of this Castile, which
-elevates men and casts them down. It is in vain to strive against
-destiny. The mercy I ask of you is to put me to a speedy death, even
-as I, fourteen years ago to-day, put to death the Master of
-Alcantara."[25] "The king, present at the interview, his visor
-lowered, listened incognito to this dialogue, doubtless admiring
-Coronel's coolness, but giving no orders, for he was unaccustomed to
-interfere with his minister." Coronel and several distinguished
-knights and gentlemen were led a few paces off, and there beheaded.
-
-The Lara faction scattered and weakened, circumstances seemed to
-promise Alburquerque a long lease of power, when a fatal mistake
-prepared his downfall. Pedro grew restless--his high spirit gave forth
-flashes; his minister saw that, to check the desire of governing for
-himself, it was necessary to provide him with pursuits of more
-engrossing interest than the chase.
-
- "The reign of Don Alphonso had shown what power a mistress
- might acquire, and the prudent minister would not leave to
- chance the choice of the woman destined to play so important
- a part. Fearing a rival, he wished an ally, or rather a
- slave. He chose for the king, and blundered egregiously. He
- thought to have found the person best suited to his designs,
- in Doña Maria de Padilla, a young girl of noble birth,
- brought up in the house of his wife, Doña Isabel de Meneses.
- She was an orphan, issue of a noble family, formerly attached
- to the Lara faction, and ruined by the last civil wars. Her
- brother and uncle, poor and ambitious, lent themselves, it
- was said, to the degrading bargain. Persuaded that Doña
- Maria, brought up in his family, would always consider him as
- a master, Alburquerque directed Don Pedro's attention to her,
- and himself facilitated their first interview, which took
- place during the expedition to the Asturias. Dona Maria de
- Padilla, was small in stature, like the majority of Spanish
- women, pretty, lively, full of that voluptuous grace peculiar
- to the women of Southern Spain, and which our language has no
- word exactly to express.[26] As yet the only indication of
- talent she had given was her great sprightliness, which
- amused the noble lady with whom she lived in an almost
- servile capacity. Older than the king, she had over him the
- advantage of having already mingled with the crowd, studied
- men and observed the court. She soon proved herself worthy to
- reign."
-
-Maria Padilla made little opposition to Alburquerque's project. Her
-uncle, Juan de Hinestrosa, himself conducted her to Don Pedro, and
-placed her, it may almost be said, in his arms. The complaisance was
-royally rewarded. Hinestrosa and the other relations of the favourite
-emerged from their obscurity, appeared at court, and soon stood high
-in their sovereign's favour, although the pliant uncle was the only
-one who retained it till the end of his career. Subsequently, before
-the Cortes of 1362, Don Pedro declared that he had been, from the
-first, privately married to Maria Padilla--thus invalidating his
-public union with Blanche of Bourbon, with whom he had never lived,
-and after whose death the declaration was made. He produced three
-witnesses of the marriage--the fourth, Juan de Hinestrosa, was then
-dead--who positively swore it had taken place in their presence. M.
-Mérimée, examines the question minutely, quoting various writers on
-the subject, and discussing it _pro_ and _con_; one of his strongest
-arguments in favour of the marriage, being the improbability that so
-faithful, loyal, and valiant a knight as Hinestrosa proved himself,
-would have consented, under any temptation, to play the base part of a
-pander. It would not be difficult, however, to trace contradictions
-nearly as great in the code of honour and morality of the chevaliers
-of the fourteenth century; and, very much nearer to our own times, it
-has frequently been seen how large an amount of infamy of that kind
-the royal purple has been held to cloak.
-
-In a very few months after the equivocal union he had brought about,
-Alburquerque began to experience its bad effects. Maria Padilla
-secretly incited the young king to shake off his leading-strings, and
-grasp the reins of government. Afraid to do this boldly and abruptly,
-Pedro conspired with the Padillas, and planned a reconciliation with
-his brothers Henry and Tello, believing, in his inexperience, that he
-could nowhere find better friends, or more disinterested advisers. The
-secret of the plot was well kept: Alburquerque unsuspiciously accepted
-a frivolous mission to the King of Portugal; during his absence, a
-treaty of amity was concluded between the king and the two bastards.
-Whilst these intrigues went on, Blanche of Bourbon, niece of the King
-of France, waited at Valladolid, in company with the dowager queens of
-Castile and Arragon, until it should please Pedro to go thither and
-marry her. Pedro had established himself at Torrijos near Toledo,
-holding tournaments and festivals in honour of his mistress, with whom
-he was more in love than ever; and the French princess waited several
-months, to the great indignation of her suite of knights and nobles.
-Suddenly a severe countenance troubled the joy of Maria Padilla's
-lover. It was that of Alburquerque, who, in grave and regretful words,
-represented to the king the affront he put upon the house of France,
-and the anxiety of his subjects, who awaited, in his marriage, a
-guarantee of future tranquillity. It was of the utmost importance to
-give a legitimate heir to the crown of Castile. Subjugated by the
-voice of reason, and by the old ascendency of his austere counsellor,
-Pedro set out for Valladolid, and was joined on his way by Count Henry
-and Don Tello, who came to meet him on foot and unarmed; kissed his
-foot and his right hand, as he sat on horseback; and were received by
-him with all honour and favour, to the mortification of Alburquerque,
-who saw in this reconciliation a proof of the credit of the Padillas,
-and a humiliating blow to his authority. The mortification was all the
-greater that he, a veteran politician, had been outwitted by mere
-children. On the third day of June the king's marriage took place, the
-royal pair being conducted in great pomp to the church, mounted upon
-white palfreys, and attired in robes of gold brocade trimmed with
-ermine--a costume then reserved for sovereigns. In their retinue,
-Henry of Trastamare had the precedence of the princes of Arragon--an
-honour held excessive by some, and attributed by others to the
-sincerity of the reconciliation between the sons of Don Alphonso. A
-tournament and bull-fight succeeded the ceremony, and were renewed the
-next day. "But in the midst of these festivities, all eyes were fixed
-upon the newly-married pair. Coldness, and even aversion for his young
-bride, were visible upon the king's countenance; and as it was
-difficult to understand how a man of his age, ardent and voluptuous,
-could be insensible to the attractions of the French princess, many
-whispered that he was fascinated by Maria Padilla, and that his eyes,
-charmed by magic art, beheld a repulsive object in place of the young
-beauty he led to the altar. Aversion, like sympathy, has its
-inexplicable mysteries."[27]
-
-Upon the second day after his marriage, Don Pedro being alone at
-dinner in his palace, (the dinner hour in those days was at nine or
-ten in the morning,) his mother and aunt appeared before him, all in
-tears, and, having obtained a private audience, taxed him with being
-about to desert his wife, and return to Maria Padilla. The king
-expressed his astonishment that they should credit idle rumours, and
-dismissed them, repeating that he thought not of quitting Valladolid.
-An hour afterwards he called for mules, saying he would go visit his
-mother; but, instead of doing so, he left the city, accompanied only
-by the brother of his mistress, Don Diego Padilla, and by two of his
-most confidential gentlemen. Regular relays were in waiting, and he
-slept that night at sixteen long leagues from Valladolid. The next day
-Doña Maria met him at Puebla de Montalvan. This strange and indecent
-escapade was simultaneous with a complete transfer of the king's
-confidence from Alburquerque to his brothers and the Padillas. The
-minister preserved his dignity to the last, and sent a haughty but
-respectful message to his sovereign, by the mouth of his majordomo.
-"You know, sire," concluded this knight, Rui Diaz Cabeza de Vaca, "all
-that Don Juan Alonzo has done for your service, and for that of the
-queen your mother. He has been your chancellor from your birth. He has
-always loyally served you, as he served the late king your father. For
-you he exposed himself to great perils, when Doña Leonora de Guzman,
-and her faction, had all power in the kingdom. My master is still
-ignorant of the crimes imputed to him: make them known to him, and he
-will refute them. Nevertheless, if any knight do doubt his honour and
-his loyalty, I, his vassal, am here ready to defend him with my body,
-and with arms in hand." Thus did the arrogant _ricos hombres_ of the
-fourteenth century dare address their sovereign, by the mouth of
-their knightly retainers. What a contrast between these bold-spoken,
-strong-armed magnates, and the puny degenerate grandees of the present
-day, sunk in vice, effeminacy, and sloth, and to whom valour,
-chivalry, and patriotism are but empty sounds! Alburquerque is a fine
-type of the feudal lord--noble as a crowned king, and almost as
-powerful. Receiving a cold and discouraging reply to Cabeza de Vaca's
-lofty harangue, he retired, followed by an army of adherents and
-vassals, to his vast domains and strong castle in Portugal. On their
-passage, his men-at-arms pillaged and devastated the country, that
-being then the most approved manner for a feudal lord to testify his
-discontent. Don Pedro ill concealed his joy at being thus easily rid
-of an importunate mentor, whose faithful services to himself and his
-father rendered a positive dismissal a most ungraceful act, the shame
-of which was saved the king by Alburquerque's voluntary retreat. The
-reaction was complete: all the ex-minister's friends were dismissed,
-and their places filled by partisans of the Padillas. Many of his acts
-were annulled, and several sentences he had given were reversed. Pedro
-had no rest till he had effaced every vestige of his wise and prudent
-administration. Ingratitude has too often been the vice of kings; in
-this instance it brought its own punishment. A few months later we
-find Henry of Trastamare, and his brother Tello, leagued with
-Alburquerque against the sovereign who had disgraced him in great
-measure on their account. This perfidy of the bastards was perfectly
-in keeping with the character of the age. "To characterise the
-fourteenth century in Spain by its most prevalent vice," says M.
-Mérimée, "one should cite, in my opinion, neither brutality of
-manners, nor rapacity, nor violence. The most prominent feature of
-that sad period is its falseness and deceit: never did history
-register so many acts of treason and perfidy. The century, rude in all
-other things, shows itself ingenious in the art of deception. It
-revels in subtleties. In all agreements, and even in the code of
-chivalrous honour, it conceals ambiguities, by which interest knows
-well how to profit. The oaths lavished in all transactions,
-accompanied by the most solemn ceremonies, are but vain formalities
-and matters of habit. He who plights his word, his hand upon the holy
-Scriptures, is believed by none unless he deliver up his wife and
-children, or, better still, his fortresses, as hostages for his truth.
-The latter pledge is held to be the only safe guarantee. Distrust is
-general, and every man sees an enemy in his neighbour." The fidelity
-of this gloomy picture is fully confirmed by the events of Don Pedro's
-reign. Alburquerque set the example to his royal pupil, who was not
-slow to follow it, and who soon, in his turn, suffered from the
-dominant vice of the time.
-
-The necessity of pressing forward through a book whose every page
-offers temptations to linger, prevents our tracing, in detail, the
-subsequent events of Alburquerque's life. He died in the autumn of
-1354, almost suddenly, at Medina del Campo, which he and his
-confederates had taken by assault, and given up to pillage. His
-physician, Master Paul, an Italian attached to the house of Prince
-Ferdinand of Arragon, was suspected of having mixed a subtle poison in
-the draught he administered to him for an apparently trifling
-indisposition. Don Pedro, the person most interested in the death of
-his quondam counsellor, and now bitter enemy, was accused of
-instigating the deed, and magnificent presents subsequently made by
-him to the leech, gave an air of probability to the suspicion. "In his
-last moments, Alburquerque belied not the firmness of his character.
-Near to death, he assembled his vassals, and made them swear to accept
-neither peace nor truce with the king, till they had obtained
-satisfaction for his wrongs. He ordered his body to be carried at the
-head of their battalion so long as the war lasted, as if resolved to
-abdicate his hatred and authority only after triumph. Enclosed in his
-coffin, he still seemed to preside over the councils of the league;
-and, when deliberations were held, his corpse was interrogated, and
-his majordomo, Cabeza de Vaca, replied in the name of his departed
-master." There is something solemn and affecting in this post-humous
-deference, this homage paid by the living to the dead. Alburquerque
-was unquestionably _the_ man of his day in the Peninsula: his grand
-and haughty figure stands out upon the historical canvass, in imposing
-contrast with the boy-brawlers and intriguing women by whom he was
-surrounded.
-
-Deserted by all--betrayed even by his own mother, who gave up his last
-stronghold whilst he was absent on a visit to his mistress--the king
-had no resource but to throw himself into the hands of the rebels,
-trusting to their magnanimity and loyalty to preserve him his crown.
-With Hinestrosa, Simuel Levi his Jew treasurer, and Fernand Sanchez
-his private chancellor, for sole companions--and followed by a few
-lackeys and inferior officers, mounted on mules and unarmed--he set
-out for Toro, then the headquarters of the insurgent league. "Informed
-of the approach of this melancholy procession, the chiefs of the
-confederates rode out to meet him, well mounted and in magnificent
-dresses, beneath which their armour was visible, as if to contrast
-their warlike equipage with the humble retinue of the vanquished king.
-After kissing his hand, they escorted him to the town with great cries
-of joy, caracoling about him, performing _fantasias_, pursuing each
-other, and throwing reeds in the Arab manner. It is said that when Don
-Henry approached his brother to salute him, the unfortunate monarch
-could not restrain his tears. 'May God be merciful to you!' he said;
-'for my part, I pardon you.'" There was no sincerity in this
-forgiveness; already, in the hour of his humiliation, Pedro had vowed
-hatred and vengeance against its authors. At present, however,
-artifice and intrigue were the only weapons at his disposal. By the
-assistance of Simuel the Jew, who was sincerely attached to him, and
-who rendered him many and great services, he gained over a portion of
-the revolted nobility, concluded an alliance with the royal family of
-Arragon, and finally effected his escape from the sort of
-semi-captivity in which he was held. "Profiting by dense fog, Don
-Pedro rode out of Toro very early in the morning, a falcon on his
-wrist, as though he went a-hawking, accompanied by Levi, and by his
-usual escort of some two hundred cavaliers. Either these were bribed,
-or the king devised means of detaching them from him, for he soon
-found himself alone with the Jew. Then, following the rout to Segovia
-at full speed, in a few hours they were beyond pursuit." During the
-short period of Pedro's captivity, a great change had taken place in
-public feeling. The king's misfortunes, his youth and firmness,
-interested many in his behalf. The Cortes, which he summoned at
-Burgos, a few days after his escape, granted all his demands of men
-and money. M. Mérimée thinks it probable the commons obtained from
-him, in return, an extension of their privileges and franchises; but
-this is mere conjecture, no records existing of the proceedings of
-this Cortes, which was, in fact, rendered irregular by the absence of
-the clerical deputies, the Pope having just excommunicated Don Pedro
-for his adulteries. "The excommunication, fulminated by a papal legate
-at Toledo, the 19th January 1355, does not appear to have altered, in
-any degree, the disposition of the people towards the king. On the
-contrary, it excited indignation, now that he was reconciled with his
-subjects; for Spaniards have always disliked foreign interference in
-their affairs." The thunders of Avignon lost not Pedro a single
-partisan. He replied to them by seizing the possessions of Cardinal
-Gilles Albornoz, and of some other prelates; and, returning threat for
-threat, he announced his intention of confiscating the domains of all
-the bishops who should waver between him and the Pope. The rebellion
-of his nobles, the treason of his mother and friends, the humiliation
-he had suffered, had wrought a marked change in the still plastic
-character of the young sovereign. Hitherto we have seen him violent
-and impetuous; henceforward we shall find dissimulation and cruelty
-his most prominent qualities. He had prided himself on chivalrous
-loyalty and honour; now all means were good that led to a triumph over
-his enemies. Full of hatred and contempt for the great vassals who,
-after having insolently vanquished him, basely sold the fruits of
-their victory for fair promises and for Simuel Levi's gold, he vowed
-to destroy their power, and to build up his authority upon the ruins
-of feudal tyranny.
-
-The angry king lost no time in commencing the work of vengeance. After
-a fierce contest in and around Toledo, he routed the army of Count
-Henry and Don Fadrique, slew all the wounded, put to death one of the
-twenty leaguers, whom he caught in the town, (two had already been
-massacred by his order at Medina del Campo,) imprisoned many nobles,
-as well as the Bishop of Siguenza, whose palace was given up to
-pillage. "Twenty burgesses of Toledo were publicly decapitated as
-abettors of the rebellion. Amongst the unfortunate persons condemned
-to death was a jeweller, upwards of eighty years old. His son threw
-himself at the feet of Don Pedro, petitioning to die in place of his
-father. If we may credit Ayala, this horrible exchange was accepted
-both by the king and by the father himself." From Toledo, Pedro
-marched on Toro, where the bastards, the queen-mother, and most of the
-_ricos hombres_ and knights who adhered to the league, had
-concentrated their forces, and prepared an obstinate resistance. He
-established himself in a village near the town, but lacked the
-engines, instruments, and stores necessary to invest the place
-regularly. Money was scarce. Fortunately, Simuel Levi was at hand, the
-pearl of finance ministers, compared to whom the Mons and Mendizabals
-of the nineteenth century are bunglers of the most feeble description.
-
-"Don Pedro, in his quarters at Morales, was amusing himself one day by
-playing at dice. Before him stood open his military chest, which was
-also his play-purse. It contained 20,000 doubloons. 'Gold and silver,'
-said the king, in a melancholy tone,--'here is all I possess.' The
-game over, Simuel took his master aside: 'Sire,' he said, 'you have
-affronted me before all the court. Since I am your treasurer, is it
-not disgraceful for me that my master be not richer? Hitherto, your
-collectors have relied too much upon your easiness and indulgence. Now
-that you are of an age to reign for yourself, that all Castile loves
-and fears you, it is time to put an end to disorder. Only be pleased
-to authorise me to treat with your officers of the finances, and
-confide to me two of your castles, and I pledge myself that, in a very
-short time, you shall have in each of them a treasure of greater value
-than the contents of this casket.'" The king gladly gave what was
-required of him, and the Jew kept his word. His manner of doing so
-paints the strange immorality of the times. It was customary to pay
-all court-salaries and pensions by orders on the royal receivers of
-imposts. These usually paid only a part of the amount of such orders,
-and unless the demand for the balance were backed by force, it was
-never honoured. Simuel Levi, having men-at-arms, jailers, and
-executioners at his orders, compelled these reluctant paymasters to
-disgorge all arrears; then sending for the king's creditors, he
-offered them fifty per cent of their due against receipts for the
-whole. Most of them, never expecting to recover a real of the sums
-kept back by the dishonest stewards, caught eagerly at the offer. This
-clumsy fraud, against which none found anything to say, brought
-considerable wealth into the king's coffers, and gave him the highest
-opinion of his treasurer, by whose careful administration he soon
-found himself the richest monarch in Spain.
-
-Money removed the obstacles to the siege of Toro. Before the place was
-invested, however, Henry of Trastamare, with his usual precocious
-selfishness and prudence, found a pretext to leave it. A breach made,
-and part of the exterior fortifications in the possession of the royal
-troops, the Master of Santiago passed over to the king, who, from the
-opposite bank of the Douro, had given him verbal promise of pardon.
-The same night an officer of the civic guard opened the gates of the
-town to Pedro and his army. At daybreak the garrison of the castle saw
-themselves surrounded by overpowering forces, about to mount to the
-assault. "None spoke of resistance, or even of capitulation; safety of
-life was almost more than they dared hope. Fearing the king's fury,
-all refused to go out and implore his clemency. At last a Navarrese
-knight, named Martin Abarca, who in the last troubles had taken part
-with the bastards, risked himself at a postern, holding in his arms a
-child of twelve or thirteen years, natural son of King Alphonso and of
-Doña Leonora. Recognising the king by his armour, he called to him and
-said--'Sire! grant me pardon, and I hasten to throw myself at your
-feet, and to restore to you your brother Don Juan!'--'Martin Abarca,'
-said the king, 'I pardon my brother Don Juan; but for you, no
-mercy!'--'Well!' said the Navarrese, crossing the ditch, 'do with me
-as you list.' And, still carrying the child, he prostrated himself
-before the king. Don Pedro, touched by this hardihood of despair, gave
-him his life in presence of all his knights." This clemency was soon
-obscured by the terrible scenes that followed the surrender of the
-castle, when the robe of Pedro's own mother was stained with the blood
-of the nobles struck down by her side. She fainted with
-horror--perhaps with grief; for Martin Telho, a Portuguese, and her
-reputed lover, was amongst the murdered; and, on recovering her
-senses, "she saw herself sustained in the arms of rude soldiers, her
-feet in a pool of blood, whilst four mangled bodies lay before her,
-already stripped of their armour and clothes. Then, despair and fury
-restoring her strength, she cursed her son, in a voice broken by sobs,
-and accused him of having for ever dishonoured her. She was led away
-to her palace, and there treated with the mockery of respect which the
-leaguers had shown, the year before, to their royal captive."
-
-It were quite incompatible with the necessary limits of this paper, to
-give even the most meagre outline of the numerous vicissitudes of Don
-Pedro's reign, and to glance at a tithe of the remarkable events and
-striking incidents his biographer has so industriously and tastefully
-assembled. M. Mérimée's work does not bear condensing in a review;
-indeed, it is itself a condensation: an ordinary writer would have
-spread the same matter over twice the space, and still have deemed
-himself concise. The impression left on the reader's mind by this
-spirited and admirably written volume is, that not one page could be
-omitted without being missed. Sparing as we have been of detail, and
-although confining ourselves to a glance at prominent circumstances,
-we are still at the very commencement of Don Pedro's reign--the
-busiest and most stirring, perhaps, that ever was comprised within the
-space of twenty years. Not a few of this warlike, cruel, and amorous
-monarch's adventures have been handed down in the form of ballads and
-heroic legends, still current in southern Spain, where many of them
-have the weight of history--although the license of poetry, and the
-transmission through many generations, have frequently greatly
-distorted facts. Amongst the numerous objects of his fickle passion
-was Doña Aldonza Coronel, who, after some show of resistance, and
-taking refuge for a while in a convent where her sister was nun,
-showed herself sensible to the solicitations of royalty. Popular
-tradition has substituted for Aldonza her sister Maria, widow of Juan
-de la Cerda, whom Pedro had put to death. The people of Seville the
-Beautiful still believe and tell how "Doña Maria, chaste as lovely,
-indignantly repulsed the king's addresses. But in vain did she oppose
-the gratings of the convent of St Clara as a bulwark against the
-impetuous passion of the tyrant. Warned that his satellites were about
-to drag her from the sanctuary, she ordered a large hole to be dug in
-the convent garden, in which she lay down, and had herself covered
-with branches and earth. The fresh-turned soil would infallibly have
-betrayed her, had not a miracle supervened. Scarcely had she entered
-this manner of tomb, when flowers and herbage sprang up over it, so
-that nothing distinguished it from the surrounding grass. The king,
-discrediting the report of his emissaries, went in person to the
-convent to carry off the beautiful widow; this time it was not a
-miracle, but an heroic stratagem, that saved the noble matron.
-Abhorring the fatal beauty that thus exposed her to outrage, she
-seized, with a steady hand, a vase of boiling oil, and poured it over
-her face and bosom; then, covered with horrible burns, she presented
-herself to the king, and made him fly in terror, by declaring herself
-afflicted with leprosy. 'On her body, which has been miraculously
-preserved,' says Zuñiga, 'are still visible the traces of the burning
-liquid, and assuredly it may with good reason be deemed the body of a
-saint.'[28] I have dwelt upon this legend, unknown to the contemporary
-authors," adds M. Mérimée, "to give an idea of the transformation Don
-Pedro's history has undergone at the hands of tradition, and of the
-poetical colours imparted to it by the lively imagination of the
-people of Spain. After the marvellous narrative, comes the simple
-truth of history." Ballads and traditions are echoes of the popular
-voice; and, in many of those relating to Don Pedro, we may trace a
-disposition to extenuate his faults, extol his justice, and bring into
-relief his occasional acts of generosity. The truth is, that, although
-harsh and relentless with his arrogant nobles, he was affable with the
-people, who beheld in him their deliverer from oppression, and the
-unflinching opponent of the iniquities of the feudal system. Facility
-of access is a great source of popularity in Spain, where the
-independent tone and bearing of the lower orders often surprise
-foreigners. In no country in the world is the character of the people
-more free from servility. In the poorest peasant there is an air of
-native dignity and self-respect, which he loves to see responded to by
-consideration and affability on the part of his superiors. Don Pedro
-was very accessible to his subjects. When he met his first Cortes at
-Valladolid, in 1351, he promised the deputies of the commons that
-every Castilian should have liberty to appeal from the decisions of
-the magistrates to the king in person. This promise he kept better
-than was his wont. In the court of the Alcazar at Seville, near the
-gate known as that of the Banners, are shown the remains of a
-tribunal, in the open air, where he sat to give his judgments. He had
-another habit likely to conciliate and please the people. In imitation
-of the Eastern caliphs, whose adventures had doubtless amused his
-childhood, he loved to disguise himself, and to ramble at night in the
-streets of Seville--to listen to the conversation of the populace, to
-seek adventures, and overlook the police. Here was a suggestive text
-for balladists and romance writers, who have largely availed
-themselves of it. The story of Don Pedro's duel with a stranger, with
-whom he quarrelled on one of these expeditions, is well known. An old
-woman, sole witness of the encounter, deposed that the combatants had
-their faces muffled in their cloaks, but that the knees of one of them
-made a cracking noise in walking. This was known to be a peculiarity
-of Don Pedro's. Justice was puzzled. The king had killed his
-adversary, and had thereby incurred the punishment of decapitation.
-Pedro had his head carved in stone, and placed in a niche in the
-street where the duel had taken place. The bust, which was
-unfortunately renewed in the seventeenth century, is still to be seen
-at Seville, in the street of the Candilejo, which takes its name,
-according to Zuñiga, from the lamp by whose light the duel was fought.
-Condemned at his own tribunal, we need not wonder at the lenity of his
-sentence, more creditable to the royal culprit's invention than to his
-justice. He appears to have been frequently ingenious in his
-judgments. A rich priest had seriously injured a poor shoemaker, and,
-for sole punishment, was condemned by the ecclesiastical tribunal to a
-few months' suspension from his sacerdotal functions. The shoemaker,
-deeming the chastisement inadequate, waylaid his enemy, and soundly
-drubbed him. Arrested immediately, he was condemned to death. He
-appealed to the king. The partiality of the ecclesiastical judges had
-excited some scandal; Don Pedro parodied their sentence by condemning
-the shoemaker to make no shoes for one year. Whether this anecdote be
-true, or a mere invention, it is certain that a remarkable law was
-added, about that time, to the code of the city of Seville, to the
-effect that a layman, injuring an ecclesiastic, should thenceforward
-be liable only to the same punishment that the priest would have
-incurred by a like offence against the layman.
-
-The murder of the Grand-master of Santiago, slain by his brother's
-order, and the death of the unfortunate French princess, who found a
-tyrant where she expected a husband, are recorded in the Romances of
-the Master Don Fadrique, and of Blanche de Bourbon. The fate of
-Blanche, attributed by contemporary chroniclers and modern historians
-to Don Pedro's orders, is one of the blackest of the stains upon his
-character. The poor queen died in the castle of Jerez--some say by
-poison, others by the mace of an arbalister of the guard. She had
-lived but twenty-five years, ten of which she had passed in prison.
-There is no appearance or probability that Maria Padilla instigated
-her assassination. That favourite was kind-hearted and merciful, and
-on more than one occasion we find her interceding with the king for
-the lives of his enemies and prisoners, and weeping when her
-supplications proved fruitless. The ballad makes free with fact, and
-sacrifices truth to poetry. It was dramatically correct that the
-mistress should instigate the wife's death. "Be not so sad, Doña Maria
-de Padilla," says the king; "if I married twice, it was for your
-advantage, and to show my contempt for this Blanche of Bourbon. I send
-her to Medina Sidonia, to work me a banner--the ground, colour of her
-blood, the embroidery, of her tears. This banner, Doña Maria, I will
-have it made for you:" and forthwith the ruthless arbalister departs,
-after a knight had refused to do the felon deed. "Oh France, my noble
-country! oh my Bourbon blood!" cries poor Blanche; "to-day I complete
-my seventeen years, and enter my eighteenth. What have I done to you,
-Castile? The crowns you gave me were crowns of blood and sighs!" And
-thus she laments till the mace falls, "and the brains of her head are
-strewed about the hall." The song-writer, amongst other liberties, has
-struck eight years off the victim's age, perhaps with the idea of
-rendering her more interesting. The exact manner of her death seems
-uncertain, although Ayala agrees with the ballad, and most subsequent
-historians have followed his version. M. Mérimée is disposed to
-exculpate Pedro, alleging the complete inutility of the murder, and
-that ten years of captivity and ill treatment were sufficient to
-account for the queen's death. Admitting the latter plea, we cannot
-see in it a diminution of the crime. In either case Pedro was the
-murderer of his hapless wife, who was innocent of all offence against
-him; and his extraordinary aversion for whom might well give rise, in
-that superstitious age, to the tales of sorcery and magic charms
-already quoted. The details of Don Fadrique's death are more precise
-and authentic, as it was also more merited. But, although the Master
-of Santiago had been guilty of many acts of treason, and at the time
-of his death was conspiring against the king, his execution by a
-brother's order, and before a brother's eyes, is shocking and
-repugnant. It was Don Fadrique's policy, at that moment, to parade the
-utmost devotion to Pedro, the better to mask his secret plans.
-Arriving one day at Seville, on a visit to the king, he found the
-latter playing at draughts with a courtier. True to his habits of
-dissimulation, Pedro, who only a few hours previously had decided on
-the Master's death, received him with a frank air and pleasant smile,
-and gave him his hand to kiss; and then, seeing that he was well
-attended, bade him take up his quarters, and then return. After
-visiting Maria Padilla, who gazed at him with tears in her
-eyes,--knowing his doom, but not daring to warn him,--Fadrique went
-down into the court, found his escort gone, and the gates shut.
-Surprised and uneasy, he hesitated what to do, when two knights
-summoned him to the king's apartments, in a detached building within
-the walls of the Alcazar.
-
- "At the door stood Pero Lopez Padilla, chief of the
- mace-bearers of the guard, with four of his people. Don
- Fadrique, still accompanied by the Master of Calatrava (Diego
- Padilla) knocked at the door. Only one of its folds opened,
- and within appeared the king, who forthwith exclaimed, 'Pero
- Lopez, arrest the Master!'--'Which of the two, sire?'
- inquired the officer, hesitating between Don Fadrique and Don
- Diego de Padilla. 'The Master of Santiago!' replied the king
- in a voice of thunder. Immediately Pero Lopez, seizing Don
- Fadrique's arm, said, 'You are my prisoner.' Don Fadrique,
- astounded, made no resistance; when the king cried out,
- 'Arbalisters, kill the Master of Santiago!' Surprise, and
- respect for the red cross of St James, for an instant
- fettered the men to the spot. Then one of the knights of the
- palace, advancing to the door, said: 'Traitors! what do you?
- Heard you not the king's command to kill the Master?' The
- arbalisters lifted the mace, when Don Fadrique, vigorously
- shaking off the grasp of Pero Lopez, sprang back into the
- court with the intention of defending himself. But the hilt
- of his sword, which he wore under the large mantle of his
- order, was entangled with the belt, and he could not draw.
- Pursued by the arbalisters, he ran to and fro in the court,
- avoiding their blows, but unable to get his sword out. At
- last one of the king's guards, named Nuño Fernandez, struck
- him on the head with his mace, and knocked him down; and the
- three others immediately showered their blows upon the fallen
- man, who lay bathed in his blood when Don Pedro came down
- into the court, seeking the knights of Santiago, to slay them
- with their chief."
-
-In the very chamber of Maria Padilla, the assassin-king gave with his
-own hand the first stab to his brother's esquire, who had taken refuge
-there. Leaving the ensanguined boudoir, (Maria Padilla's apartments in
-the Alcazar were a sort of harem, where much oriental pomp was
-observed,) he returned to the Master, and finding he still breathed,
-he gave his dagger to an African slave to despatch him. Then he sat
-down to dinner in an apartment two paces distant from his brother's
-corpse.
-
-It is a relief to turn from acts of such unnatural barbarity to the
-traits of chivalrous generosity that sparkle, at long intervals, it is
-true, upon the dark background of Pedro's character. One of these,
-connected with a singularly romantic incident, is attested by Alonzo
-Martinez de Talavera, chaplain of John II. of Castile, a chronicler M.
-Mérimée is disposed to hold in high esteem. In one of his campaigns
-against his rebellious brethren and their Arragonese allies, the king
-laid siege to the castle of Cabezon, belonging to Count Trastamare;
-and whose governor, summoned to yield, refused even to parley.
-
- "Yet the whole garrison of the castle consisted but of ten
- esquires, Castilian exiles; but behind thick and lofty walls,
- in a tower built on perpendicular rocks, and against which
- battering engines could not be brought, ten resolute men
- might defend themselves against an army, and need only yield
- to famine. The place being well provisioned, the siege was
- likely to be long. But the ten esquires, all young men, were
- better able bravely to repulse an assault than patiently to
- endure the tedium of a blockade. Time hung heavy upon their
- hands, they wanted amusement, and at last they insolently
- insisted that the governor should give them women to keep
- them company in their eyrie. Now, the only women in Cabezon
- were the governor's wife and daughter. 'If you do not deliver
- them to us, to be dealt with as we list,' said the garrison
- to the governor, 'we abandon your castle, or, better still,
- we open its gate to the King of Castile!' In such an
- emergency, the code of chivalrous honour was stringent. At
- the siege of Tarifa, Alonzo Perez de Guzman, summoned to
- surrender the town, under penalty of seeing his son massacred
- before his eyes, answered the Moors by throwing them his
- sword, wherewith to slay the child. This action, which
- procured the governor of Tarifa the surname of Guzman the
- Good, was a _fazaña_ (an exploit)--one of those heroic
- precedents which everyman of honour was bound to imitate.
- _Permittitur homicidium filii potius quam deditio castelli_,
- is the axiom of a doctor in chivalry of that epoch. The
- governor of Cabezon, as magnanimous in his way as Guzman the
- Good, so arranged matters that his garrison no longer thought
- of abandoning him. But two of the esquires, less corrupt than
- their comrades, conceived a horror of their treason, and
- escaped from the castle. Led before the king, they informed
- him of the mutiny they had witnessed, and of its
- consequences. Don Pedro, indignant, forthwith entreated the
- governor to let him do justice on the offenders. In exchange
- for those felons, he offered ten gentlemen of his army, who,
- before entering Cabezon, should take a solemn oath to defend
- the castle against all assailants, even against the king
- himself, and to die at their posts with the governor. This
- proposal having been accepted, the king had the traitors
- quartered, and their remains were afterwards burned. Through
- the colours with which a romantic imagination has adorned
- this incident, it is difficult to separate truth from
- fiction; but we at least distinguish the popular opinion of
- the character of Don Pedro--a strange amalgamation of
- chivalrous sentiments, and of love of justice, carried to
- ferocity."
-
-There was very little justice, or gratitude either, in the king's
-treatment of his Jew treasurer. Don Simuel el Levi,[29] Israelite
-though he was, had proved himself a stancher friend and more loyal
-subject than any Christian of Pedro's court. He had borne him company
-in his captivity--had aided his escape--had renovated his
-finances--had been his minister, treasurer, and confidant. Suddenly
-Simuel was thrown into prison. On the same day, and throughout the
-kingdom, his kinsmen and agents were all arrested. His crime was his
-prodigious wealth. Pedro, ignorant of the resources of trade, could
-not believe that his treasurer had grown rich otherwise than at his
-expense. Simuel's property was seized; then, as he was suspected of
-having concealed the greater part of his treasures, he was taken to
-Seville and put to the torture, under which he expired. The king is
-said to have found in his coffers large sums of gold and silver,
-besides a quantity of jewels and rich stuffs, all of which he
-confiscated. A sum of 300,000 doubloons was also found in the hands of
-Simuel's relatives, receivers under his orders: this proceeded from
-the taxes, whose collection was intrusted to him, and was about to be
-paid into the king's exchequer. There is reason to believe, adds M.
-Mérimée, that Levi, like Jacques Coeur a century later, was the victim
-of the ignorance and cupidity of a master he had faithfully
-served.[30]
-
-We have dwelt so long upon the early pages of this history, and have
-so often been led astray by the interest of the notes and anecdotes
-with which they are thickly strewn, that we have left ourselves
-without space for a notice of those portions of the bulky volume most
-likely to rivet the attention of the English reader. When the _Grandes
-Compagnies_--those formidable condottieri, who, for a time, may be
-said to have ruled in France--crossed the Pyrenees to fight for Henry
-of Trastamare, whilst the troops of England and Guyenne came to the
-help of Pedro; when the great champions of their respective countries,
-Edward the Black Prince and Bertrand du Guesclin, bared steel in the
-civil strife of Spain,--then came the tug of war and fierce
-encounter--then did the tide of battle roll its broad impetuous
-stream. For even at that remote period, although Spain boasted a
-valiant chivalry and stubborn men-at-arms, her wars were often a
-series of skirmishes, surprises, treacheries, and camp-intrigues,
-rather than of pitched battles in the field. The same sluggishness and
-indolence on the part of Spanish generals, so conspicuous at the
-present day, was then frequently observable. We read of
-divisions--whose timely arrival would have changed the fate of a
-battle--coming up so slowly that their friends were beaten before they
-appeared; of generals marching out, and marching back again, without
-striking a single blow; or remaining, for days together, gazing at
-their opponents without risking an attack. Even then, the Spaniards
-were a nation of guerillas.
-
- "Accustomed to a war of rapid skirmishes against the Moors,
- they had adopted their mode of fighting. Covered with light
- coats of mail, or with doublets of quilted cloth, mounted on
- light and active horses, their _genetaires_ (light horsemen)
- hurled their javelins at a gallop, then turned bridle,
- without caring to keep their ranks. With the exception of the
- military orders, better armed and disciplined than the
- _genetaires_, the Spanish cavalry were unable to offer
- resistance in line to the English or French men-at-arms."
-
-The infantry of Spain, afterwards esteemed the best in Europe, was at
-that time so lightly considered as to be rarely enumerated in the
-strength of an army. The English footsoldiers, on the other hand, had
-already achieved a brilliant reputation. "Armed with tall bows of
-yew," says M. Mérimée, "they sheltered themselves behind pointed
-stakes planted in the ground, and, thus protected against cavalry, let
-fly arrows an ell long, which few cuirasses could resist." The
-equipment of the English cavalry was far superior to that of the
-Spanish horsemen. Ayala recapitulates, with astonishment, the various
-pieces of armour in use amongst those northern warriors. Plates of
-steel and forged iron were worn over jerkins of thick leather, and
-even over shirts of mail. The bull-dog courage of the men was not less
-remarkable than the strength of their defensive arms. It is
-interesting to read of the exploits of a handful of English soldiers
-on the very ground where, four hundred and forty-six years later, an
-army of that nation crushed the hosts of France. Sir Thomas Felton,
-seneschal of Guyenne, was attacked, when at a considerable distance
-from the English army, near Ariñiz, two leagues from Vitoria, by more
-than three thousand French gendarmes and Spanish light horse.
-
- "Felton had but two hundred men-at arms, and as many archers.
- He lost not courage, but dismounted his cavalry, and drew
- them up on a steep hillock. His brother, William Felton,
- alone refused to quit his horse. With lance in rest, he
- charged into the midst of the Castilians, and at the first
- blow drove his weapon completely through the body and iron
- armour of a foe; he was immediately cut to pieces. His
- comrades, closing round their banner, defended themselves,
- for several hours, with the courage of despair. At last the
- adventurers, headed by the Marshal d'Audeneham and the Bègue
- de Vilaines, dismounted, and, forming column, broke the
- English phalanx, whilst the Spanish cavalry charged it in
- rear. All were slain in the first fury of victory, but the
- heroic resistance of this scanty band of Englishmen struck
- even their enemies with admiration. The memory of Felton's
- glorious defeat is preserved in the province, where is still
- shown, near Ariñiz, the hillock upon which, after fighting an
- entire day, he fell, covered with wounds. It is called, in
- the language of the country, _Ingles-mendi_, the English
- Hill."
-
-This gallant but unimportant skirmish comprised (with the exception of
-a dash made by Don Tello at the English foragers, of whom he killed a
-good number) all the fighting that took place at that time upon the
-plain of Vitoria; although some historians have made that plain the
-scene of the decisive battle fought soon afterwards, between Edward of
-England and Don Pedro on the one hand, and du Guesclin and Henry of
-Trastamare on the other. Toreno correctly indicates the ground of this
-action, which occurred on the right bank of the Ebro, between Najera
-and Navarrete. It is true that the Prince of Wales offered battle near
-Vitoria, drawing up his army on the heights of Santo Romano, close to
-the village of Alegria, just in the line of the flight of the French
-when beaten in 1813. The Prince did this boldly and confidently,
-although anxious for the coming up of his rear-guard, which was still
-seven leagues off. "That day," says Froissart, "the prince had many a
-pang in his heart, because his rear-guard delayed so long to come."
-But the enemy were in no haste to attack. Only a day or two
-previously, Don Henry had assembled his captains in council of war,
-"to communicate to them," says M. Mérimée, "a letter the King of
-France had written him, urging him not to tempt fortune by risking a
-battle against so able a general as the Prince of Wales, and such
-formidable soldiers as the veteran bands he commanded. Bertrand du
-Guesclin, Marshal d'Audeneham, and most of the French adventurers,
-were of the same opinion--frankly declaring that, in regular battle,
-the English were invincible. Du Guesclin's advice was to harass them
-by continual skirmishes," &c., &c.; and the result of the council was,
-that Don Henry resolved to keep as much as possible on the defensive,
-and in the mountains, where his light troops had a great advantage
-over their enemies, who were heavily armed, and unaccustomed to a
-guerilla warfare. It had been well for him had he adhered to this
-resolution, instead of allowing himself to be carried away by his
-ardour, and by the confidence with which a successful skirmish had
-inspired him. In vain du Guesclin, and the other captains, tried to
-detain him in rear of the little river Najerilla: declaring his
-intention of finishing the war by one decisive combat, he led his army
-into the plain. When the Black Prince, who little expected such
-temerity, was informed of the movement--"By St George!" he exclaimed,
-"in yonder bastard there lives a valiant knight!" Then he proceeded to
-take up his position for the fight that now was certain to take place.
-"At sunrise, Count Henry beheld the English army drawn up in line, in
-admirable order; their gay banners and pennons floating above a forest
-of lances. Already all the men-at-arms had dismounted.[31]... The
-Prince of Wales devoutly offered up a prayer, and, having called
-heaven to witness the justice of his cause, held out his hand to Don
-Pedro: 'Sir King,' he said, 'in an hour you will know if you are King
-of Castile.' Then he cried out, 'Banners forward, in the name of God
-and St George!"
-
-We will not diminish, by extract or abridgment, the pleasure of those
-of our readers who may peruse M. Mérimée's masterly and picturesque
-account of the battle, whose triumphant termination was tarnished by
-an act of ferocious cruelty on the part of the Castilian king. Don
-Pedro had proved himself, as usual, a gallant soldier in the fight;
-and long after the English trumpets had sounded the recall, he spurred
-his black charger on the track of the fugitive foe. At last, exhausted
-by fatigue, he was returning to the camp, when he met a Gascon knight
-bringing back as prisoner Iñigo Lopez Orozco, once an intimate of the
-king's, but who had abandoned him after his flight from Burgos. In
-spite of the efforts of the Gascon to protect him, Pedro slew his
-renegade adherent in cold blood, and with his own hand. The English
-were indignant at this barbarous revenge, and sharp words were
-exchanged between Pedro and the Black Prince. Indeed, it was hardly
-possible that sympathy should exist between the generous and
-chivalrous Edward and his blood-thirsty and crafty ally, and this
-dispute was the first symptom of the mutual aversion they afterwards
-exhibited. From the very commencement, the Prince of Wales appears to
-have espoused the cause of legitimacy in opposition to his personal
-predilections. His admiration of Count Henry, and good opinion of his
-abilities, frequently breaks out. After the signal victory of Najera,
-which seemed to have fixed the crown of Castile more firmly than ever
-upon Pedro's brow, Edward was the only man who judged differently of
-the future. "The day after the battle, when the knights charged by him
-to examine the dead and the prisoners came to make their report, he
-asked in the Gascon dialect, which he habitually spoke: '_E lo bort,
-es mort ó pres?_ And the Bastard, is he killed or taken?' The answer
-was, that he had disappeared from the field of battle, and that all
-trace of him was lost. '_Non ay res faït!_' exclaimed the prince;
-'Nothing is done.'"
-
-The Black Prince spoke in a prophetic spirit: the sequel proved the
-wisdom of his words. The battle of Najera was fought on the 3d April
-1367. Two years later, less eleven days, on the 23d March 1369--Edward
-and his gallant followers having in the interim returned to Guyenne,
-disgusted with the ingratitude and bad faith of the king they had
-replaced upon his throne--the Bastard was master of Spain, where Don
-Pedro's sole remaining possession was the castle of Montiel, within
-whose walls the fallen monarch was closely blockaded. Negotiations
-ensued, in which Bertrand du Guesclin shared, and in which there can
-be little doubt he played a treacherous part. It is to the credit of
-M. Mérimée's impartiality, that he does not seek to shield the French
-hero, but merely urges, in extenuation of his conduct, the perverted
-morality and strange code of knightly honour accepted in those days.
-By whomsoever lured, in the night-time Pedro left his stronghold,
-expecting to meet, outside its walls, abettors and companions of a
-meditated flight. Instead of such aid, he found himself a captive, and
-presently he stood face to face with Henry of Trastamare. The brothers
-bandied insults, a blow was dealt, and they closed in mortal strife.
-Around them a circle of chevaliers gazed with deep interest at this
-combat of kings. Pedro, the taller and stronger man, at first had the
-advantage. Then a bystander--some say du Guesclin, others, an
-Arragonese, Rocaberti--pulled the king by the leg as he held his
-brother under him, and changed the fortune of the duel. What ensued is
-best told in the words of Lockhart's close and admirable version of a
-popular Spanish ballad:--
-
- "Now Don Henry has the upmost,
- Now King Pedro lies beneath;
- In his heart his brother's poniard
- Instant finds its bloody sheath.
-
- Thus with mortal gasp and quiver,
- While the blood in bubbles well'd,
- Fled the fiercest soul that ever
- In a Christian bosom dwell'd."
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[20] _Histoire de Don Pédre I^{er}, Roi de Castille._ Par PROSPER
-MÉRIMÉE, de l'Académie Française. Pp. 586. Paris, 1848.
-
-[21] _Blackwood's Magazine_, No. CCCLXXX.
-
-[22] The _ricos hombres_, literally rich men, did not yet bear titles,
-which were reserved for members of the royal family. Thus, Henry de
-Trastamare was commonly designated as "the Count," he being the only
-one in Castile. When crowned at Burgos, in 1366, he lavished the titles
-of count and marquis, previously so charily bestowed, not only upon the
-magnates of the land, but upon Bertrand Duguesclin, Sir Hugh Calverley,
-Denia the Arragonese, and other foreign adventurers and allies. "Such
-was the generosity, or rather the profusion of the new king, that it
-gave rise to a proverbial expression long current in Spain: _Henry's
-favours_ (_Mercedes Enriquenas_) was thenceforward the term applied to
-recompenses obtained before they were deserved."--MÉRIMÉE, p. 451-2. A
-_rico hombre_ was created by receiving at the king's hand a banner and
-a cauldron (_Pendon y Caldera_)--the one to guide his soldiers, the
-other to feed them. The fidalgos or hidalgos (from _hijodalgo_, the son
-of somebody) were dependants of the _ricos hombres_, as these were of
-the king. "Every nobleman had a certain number of gentlemen who did him
-homage, and held their lands in fee of him. In their turn, these
-gentlemen had vassals, so that the labourer had many masters, whose
-orders were often contradictory. These mediæval institutions gave rise
-to strange complications, only to be unravelled by violence.
-Nevertheless, the laws and national usages directed the vassal,
-whatever his condition, to obey his immediate superior. Thus, a mere
-knight did not incur penalty of treason by taking arms against the king
-by order of the rich-man to whom he paid homage."--MÉRIMÉE, p. 29. Some
-curious illustrations are subjoined. In 1334, Alphonso took the field
-against an insubordinate vassal, and besieged him in his town of Lerma.
-Garcia de Padilla, a knight attached to the rebel, seeing an amicable
-arrangement impossible, boldly demanded of Don Alphonso a horse and
-armour, to go and fight under the banner of his liege lord. The king
-instantly complied with his request, warning him, however, that if
-taken, he should pay with his head for his fidelity to the lord of
-Lerma. "I distinguish," says M. MÉRIMÉE, "in the action and words of
-Don Alphonso, the contrast of the knight and the king united in the
-same man. The one yields to his prejudices of chivalrous honour, the
-other will have the rights of his crown respected. The customs of the
-age and the dictates of policy contend in the generous monarch's
-breast."--P. 30.
-
-[23] "It were a great error to attribute to Spain, in the 14th
-century, the religious passions and intolerant spirit that animated it
-in the 16th. In the wars between Moors and Christians, politics had
-long had a far larger share than fanaticism.... Although the
-Inquisition had been established more than a century, its power was
-far from being what it afterwards became. As to Jews and Moors, they
-were subject to the jurisdiction of the Holy Office only when they
-sought, by word or writing, to turn Christians from the faith of their
-fathers; and even then, royal authorisation was necessary before they
-could be prosecuted. And the kings showed themselves, in general,
-little disposed to let the clergy increase their influence. In 1350,
-Peter IV. of Arragon rigorously forbade ecclesiastics to infringe on
-secular jurisdiction.... There was much lukewarmness in matters of
-religion; and to this, perhaps, is to be attributed the very secondary
-part played by the clergy in all the political debates of the 14th
-century. The inferior clergy, living and recruiting its ranks amongst
-the people, shared the ignorance and rudeness of the latter. Such was
-the prevalent immorality, that a great number of priests maintained
-concubines, who were vain of the holy profession of their lovers, and
-claimed particular distinctions. The conduct of these ecclesiastics
-occasioned no scandal, but the luxury affected by their mistresses
-often excited the envy of rich citizens, and even of noble ladies.
-Repeatedly, and always in vain, the Cortes launched decrees intended
-to repress the insolence of the _damoiselles de prétres_, (_barraganas
-de clérigos_,) who formed a distinct class or caste, enjoying special
-privileges, and sufficiently numerous to require the invention of laws
-for them alone."--MÉRIMÉE, p. 34 to 38. These passages tend to explain
-what might otherwise seem incomprehensible--the passive submission of
-the Spanish priesthood to encroachments upon their temporal goods.
-Since then they have rarely shown themselves so enduring; and the mere
-hint of an attack upon their power or opulence has usually been the
-signal for mischievous intrigue, and often for bloody strife. It is a
-question, (setting aside the _barraganas_, although these, up to no
-remote date, may be said to have been rather _veiled_ than
-suppressed,) whether the Spanish priests of the 14th century were not
-nearly as enlightened as their successors of the 19th. They certainly
-were far more tolerant. "Arab language and literature," M. Mérimée
-tells us, "were cultivated in schools founded under ecclesiastical
-patronage."
-
-In the Cortes held at Valladolid, in 1351, we find Don Pedro rejecting
-the petitions of the clergy, who craved restitution of the revenues
-appropriated by the crown, to their prejudice, under his father's
-reign.
-
-[24] In various details of Don Pedro's life and character we trace
-resemblance to the eastern despot, although there seems no foundation
-for the charges of infidelity brought against him towards the close of
-his reign, and which may partly have originated, perhaps, in his close
-alliance with the Granadine Moors, a body of whose light cavalry for
-some time formed his escort. Contiguity of territory, commercial
-intercourse, and political necessities, had assimilated to a certain
-extent the manners and usages of Spaniards and Saracens, and given the
-former an oriental tinge, of which, even at the present day, faint
-vestiges are here and there perceptible. Don Pedro's orientalism was
-particularly perceptible in the mode of many of the executions that
-ensanguined his reign. He had constantly about him a band of
-cross-bowmen who waited on his nod, and recoiled from no cruelty.
-Occasionally we find him sending one of them to some distant place to
-communicate and execute the doom of an offending subject. This recalls
-the Turkish mute and bowstring. These death-dealing archers seem to
-have employed mace and dagger more frequently than axe or cord. They
-were assassins rather than executioners. They officiated in the case
-of Garci Laso. "Alburquerque, impatient of delay, warned the king that
-it was time to give final orders. Don Pedro, accustomed to repeat
-those of his minister, bade two of Alburquerque's gentlemen go tell
-the prisoner's guards to despatch him. The arbalisters, blind
-instruments of the king's will, mistrusted an order transmitted to
-them by Alburquerque's people, and desired to receive it from their
-master's mouth. One of them went to ask him what was to be done with
-Garci Laso. 'Let him be killed!' replied the king. This time duly
-authorised, the arbalister ran to the prisoner, and struck him down
-with a blow of a mace upon his head. His comrades finished him with
-their daggers. The body of Garci Laso was thrown upon the public
-square, where the king's entrance was celebrated, according to
-Castilian custom, by a bull-fight. The bulls trampled the corpse, and
-tossed it upon their horns. It was taken from them for exhibition upon
-a scaffold, where it remained a whole day. At last it was placed upon
-a bier, which was fixed upon the rampart of Camparanda. It was the
-treatment reserved for the bodies of great malefactors."--MÉRIMÉE, p.
-73.
-
-[25] "In 1339, Don Gonzalo Martinez, Master of Alcantara, having
-rebelled against the king Don Alphonso, was besieged and taken in his
-castle of Valencia, and Coronel presided at his execution."--_Chronica
-de Don Alphonso XI._, p. 385.
-
-[26] The Castilian tongue is rich in words descriptive of grace in
-women. Spain is, certainly, the country where that quality is most
-common. I will cite only a few of those expressions, indicative of
-shades easier to appreciate than to translate. _Garbo_ is grace
-combined with nobility; _donayre_, elegance of bearing, vivacity of
-wit; _salero_, voluptuous and provocative grace; _zandunga_, the kind
-of grace peculiar to the Andalusians--a happy mixture of readiness and
-nonchalance. People applaud the _garbo_ or _donayre_ of a duchess, the
-_salero_ of an actress, the _zandunga_ of a gipsy of Jerez.--MÉRIMÉE,
-p. 110.
-
-[27] The enchantment of Don Pedro by Maria Padilla is a popular
-tradition in Andalusia, where the memory of both is vividly preserved.
-It is further added, that Maria Padilla was a queen of the
-gipsies--their _bari crallisa_--consequently consummate mistress of
-the art of concocting philters. Unfortunately, the gipsies were
-scarcely seen in Europe till a century later. The author of the
-_Première Vie du Pape Innocent VI._ gravely relates that Blanche,
-having made her husband a present of a golden girdle, Maria Padilla,
-assisted by a Jew, a notorious sorcerer, changed it into a serpent,
-one day that the king had it on. The surprise of the king and his
-court may be imagined, when the girdle began to writhe and hiss;
-whereupon the Padilla easily succeeded in persuading her lover that
-Blanche was a magician bent upon destroying him by her arts.--MÉRIMÉE,
-p. 120.
-
-[28] ZUÑIGA, _Anales de Sevilla_.--"The people say, that Maria
-Coronel, pursued by Don Pedro, in the suburb of Triana, plunged her
-head into a pan in which a gipsy was cooking fritters. I was shown the
-house in front of which the incident occurred, and I was desired to
-remark, as an incontrovertible proof, that it is still inhabited by
-gipsies, whose kitchen is in the open street."--MÉRIMÉE, p. 247.
-
-[29] We have already adverted to the religious tolerance of the time,
-and to the intermixture of Mussulmans and Christians: M. Mérimée gives
-some curious details on this subject. The nobility of Castile made no
-difficulty to grant the _Don_ to the Moorish cavaliers, and the rich
-Jew bankers obtained the same distinction, then very rare amongst the
-Christians themselves. Thus Ayala, the chronicler, speaks of Don
-Farax, Don Simuel, Don Reduan, &c.; although of Spaniards he gives the
-Don only to the princes of the blood, to a few very powerful _ricos
-hombres_, to certain great officers of the crown, and to the masters
-of the military orders of knights. The Andalusian Moors were
-frequently treated as equals by the chevaliers of Castile; but this is
-far less astonishing than that the Jews should have attained to high
-honours and office. Pedro, however, seems always to have had a leaning
-towards them, and the Israelites, on their part, invariably supported
-him. He was more than once, in the latter part of his reign, heard to
-say that the Moors and Hebrews were his only loyal subjects. At
-Miranda, on the Ebro, in 1360, the populace, stirred up by Henry of
-Trastamare, massacred the Jews, and pillaged their dwellings. The
-object of the Count was to compromise the townspeople, and thus to
-attach them indissolubly to his cause. When Pedro arrived, he had the
-ringleaders of the riot arrested; and, in his presence, the unhappy
-wretches were burned alive, or boiled in immense cauldrons. Obsolete
-laws were revived, to justify these terrible executions; but the crime
-of the offenders was forgotten in the horror excited by such barbarous
-punishments. It was just after these scenes of cruelty that a priest,
-coming from Santo-Domingo de la Calzada, craved private audience of
-the king, 'Sire,' said he, 'my Lord Saint Dominick has appeared to me
-in a dream, bidding me warn you that, if you do not amend your life,
-Don Henry, your brother, will slay you with his own hand.' This
-prophecy, on the eve of a battle between the brothers, was probably
-the result of fanatical hatred, on the part of the priests towards a
-king now generally accused of irreligion. Whatever dictated it, Pedro
-was at first startled by the prophet's confident and inspired air, but
-soon he thought it was a stratagem of his enemies to discourage him
-and his troops. The priest, who persisted that his mission was from St
-Dominick, was burned alive in front of the army.--MÉRIMÉE, pp. 35,
-290, 299, &c.
-
-[30] "According to the interpolator of the chronicle of the
-_Despensero Mayor_, Simuel Levi, whose death he erroneously fixes in
-the year 1366, was denounced to the king by several Jews, envious of
-his immense riches. Simuel, on being put to the torture, died of
-indignation, '_de puro corage_,' says the anonymous author, whom I
-copy, since I cannot understand him. There were found, in a vault
-beneath his house, three piles of gold and silver lingots, so lofty
-'that a man standing behind them was not seen.' The king, on beholding
-this treasure, exclaimed--'If Don Simuel had given me the third part
-of the smallest of these heaps, I would not have had him tortured. How
-could he consent to die rather than speak?' _Sumario de los Reyes de
-España_, p. 73. Credat Judæus Apella."--MÉRIMÉE, p. 317.
-
-Don Pedro was often accused of avarice, although it appears probable
-that his fondness of money sprang from his experience of the power it
-gave, and of its absolute necessity in the wars in which he was
-continually engaged, rather than from any abstract love of gold. When,
-after his flight from Spain in 1366, his treasures were traitorously
-given up to his rival by Admiral Boccanegra, who had been charged to
-convey them to Portugal, they amounted to thirty-six quintals of gold,
-(something like fourteen hundred thousand pounds sterling--a monstrous
-sum in those days,) besides a quantity of jewels.
-
-[31] The custom of the time, according to Froissart and others. On the
-march, most of the soldiers, sometimes even the archers, were on
-horseback; but when the hour of battle arrived, spurs were removed,
-horses sent away, and lances shortened. When the time came for flight
-and pursuit, the combatants again sprang into their saddles.
-
-
-
-
-THE OPENING OF THE SESSION.
-
-
-The British Parliament has again been summoned to resume its labours.
-The period which intervened between the close of the last, and the
-opening of the present session, was fraught with great anxiety to
-those who believed that the cause of order and peace depended upon the
-check that might be given to the democratic spirit, then raging so
-fearfully throughout Europe. France, under the dictatorship of
-Cavaignac, had emerged a little from the chaotic slough into which she
-had been plunged by the wickedness, imbecility, and treason of a junta
-of self-constituted ministers--men who held their commissions from the
-sovereign mob of Paris, and who were ready, for that sovereign's sake,
-to ruin and prostrate their country. Foremost among these ministers
-was Lamartine, a theorist whose intentions might be good, but whose
-exorbitant vanity made him a tool in the hands of others who had
-embraced revolution as a trade. Of this stamp were Ledru-Rollin, Louis
-Blanc, and, we may add, Marrast,--men who had nothing to lose, but
-everything to gain, from the continuance of popular disorder.
-Fortunately, the daring attempt of June--which, if it had succeeded,
-would have surrendered Paris to be sacked--was suppressed with
-sufficient bloodshed. Military domination took the place of helpless
-democratic fraternity; the barricades went down amidst the thunder of
-the cannon, and the rascaldom of the Faubourg St Antoine found, to
-their cost, that they were not yet altogether triumphant. Of the
-subsequent election of Louis Napoleon to the presidentship we need not
-speak. It would be in vain, under present circumstances, to speculate
-upon the probable destinies of France. All that we have to remark now
-is her attitude, which, we think, is symptomatic of improvement. The
-socialist theories are wellnigh exploded. Equality may exist in name,
-but it is not recognised as a reality. The provinces have suffered
-enough from revolution to abhor the thought of anarchy; and they long
-for any government strong and resolute enough to enforce the laws, and
-to stamp with its heel on the head of the Jacobin hydra.
-
-Austria, on the other side, has done her duty nobly. Astounded as we
-certainly were at the outbreak of revolution in Vienna, we had yet
-that confidence, in the spirit and loyalty of the old Teutonic
-chivalry, that we never for a moment believed that the mighty fabric
-of ages would be allowed to crumble down, or the imperial crown to
-fall from the head of the descendant of the Cæsars. And so it has
-proved. The revolt occasioned in the southern provinces by the
-co-operation of Jacobinism, under the specious mask of nationality,
-with the mean and selfish ambition of an intriguing Italian potentate,
-has been triumphantly suppressed. Vienna, after experiencing the
-horrors of ruffian occupation--after having seen assassination rife in
-her streets, and the homes of her burghers delivered over to the lust
-and pillage of the anarchists--has again returned to her fealty. The
-insurrections in Bohemia and Hungary have been met by the strong arm
-of power; the schemes of treason and of faction have been discomfited;
-nor can modern history afford us nobler examples of heroism and
-devotion than have been exhibited by Windischgrätz and Jellachich.
-Whilst the democratic press, even in this country, was sympathising
-with the insurgents--whilst treason, murder, and rapine were palliated
-and excused, and fulsome and bombastic panegyrics pronounced upon the
-leading demagogues of the movement--we have watched the efforts of
-Austria towards the recovery of her equilibrium, with an anxiety which
-we scarcely can express; because we felt convinced that, upon her
-success or her defeat, upon the maintenance of her position as a
-colossal united power, or her division into petty states, depended, in
-a large measure, the future tranquillity of Europe. Most happily she
-has succeeded, and has thereby given the death-blow to the hopes of
-the besotted visionaries at Frankfort. The Central Power of Germany,
-as that singular assemblage of mountebanks, with a weak old imbecile
-at their head, has been somewhat facetiously denominated--that
-pseudo-parliament, which, without power to enforce its decrees, or any
-comprehensible scheme of action, has arrogated to itself the right of
-over-riding monarchies--is gradually dwindling into contempt. Even
-Frederick-William of Prussia, its chief supporter and stay, has found
-out his vast mistake in yielding to the democratic principle as the
-means of ultimately securing for himself the rule of a united Germany.
-The attempt has already wellnigh cost him the crown which he wears. He
-now sees, as he might have seen earlier, but for the mists of interest
-and ambition, that the present movement was essentially a democratic
-one, and that its leaders merely held out the phantom of resuscitated
-imperialism in order to make converts, and to strike more effectually
-at every hereditary constitution. The farce cannot, in the ordinary
-nature of things, last much longer. Without Austria, Bavaria, and
-Prussia, there is no central power at all. The Frankfort parliament,
-as it at present exists, can be compared to nothing except a great
-Masonic assemblage. In humble imitation of the brethren of the mystic
-tie, it is solemnly creating grand chancellors, grand seneschals, and,
-for aught we know, grand tylers also for an empire which is not in
-existence; and, without a farthing in its treasury, is decreeing civil
-lists and bounties to its imperial grand master! Unfortunately, the
-state of Europe has been such that we cannot afford to laugh even at
-such palpable fooleries. They tend to prolong excitement and disorder
-throughout a considerable portion of the Continent; and already,
-through such antics, we have been on the eve of a general war,
-occasioned by the unjust attempts to deprive Denmark of her Schleswig
-provinces. The sooner, therefore, that the parliament of Frankfort
-ceases to have an existence the better. It hardly can exist if the
-larger states do their duty, without jealousy of each other, but with
-reference to the common weal.
-
-But though the democratic progress, under whatsoever form it appeared,
-has thus received a check in northern Europe, it is still raging with
-undiminished violence in the south. British diplomatic relations with
-the See of Rome have received the _coup-de-grace_, in the forcible
-expulsion of the Sovereign Pontiff from his territories! The leading
-reformer of the age--the propagandist successor of St Peter--has
-surrendered his pastoral charge, and fled from the howling of his
-flock, now suddenly metamorphosed into wolves. There, as elsewhere,
-liberalism has signalised itself by assassination. The star of
-freedom, of which Lord Minto was the delegated prophet, has appeared
-in the form of a bloody and terrific meteor. Even revolutionised
-France felt her bowels moved by some latent Christian compunction, and
-prepared an armament to rescue, if needful, the unfortunate patriarch
-from his children. More recently, the Grand-duke of Tuscany--a prince
-whose mild rule and kindly government were such that democracy itself
-could frame no articulate charge against him, beyond the fact of his
-being a sovereign--has been compelled to abandon his territory, and to
-take refuge elsewhere.
-
-Such is the state of the continent of Europe at the opening of the new
-session of Parliament--a state which, while it undeniably leaves great
-room for hope, and in some measure indicates a return to more settled
-principles of government, is very far from conveying an assurance of
-lasting tranquillity. It is now just a year since the sagacious Mr
-Cobden issued the second part of his prophecies to atone for the
-failure of the first. The repeal of the corn laws, and the other
-free-trade measures, having not only failed to enrich this country at
-the ratio of a hundred millions sterling annually--the premium which
-was confidently offered by the Manchester Association, as the price of
-their experiment--but, having somehow or other been followed by a
-calamitous deficit in the ordinary revenue, the member for the West
-Riding bethought himself of a new agitation for the disbandment of the
-British army, and the suppression of the navy, founded upon the
-experiences which he had gathered in the course of his Continental
-ovations. He told his faithful myrmidons that all Europe was in a
-state of profound peace, and that war was utterly impossible. They
-echoed the cry, and at once, as if by magic, the torch of revolution
-was lighted up in every country save our own. Nor are we entitled to
-claim absolute exemption. Chartism exhibited itself at home in a more
-daring manner than ever before: nor do we wonder at this, since the
-depreciation of labour in the home market, the direct result of Peel's
-injudicious tariffs, drove many a man, from sheer desperation, into
-the ranks of the disloyal. Ireland was pacified only by a strong
-demonstration of military force; and, had that been withdrawn,
-rebellion was the inevitable consequence. Still, though his promises
-are thus shown to be utterly false, the undaunted Free-trader, in the
-teeth of facts and logic, persists in maintaining his conclusions.
-Again he shouts, raves, and agitates for an extensive military
-reduction; and, lo! the next Indian mail brings tidings of the war in
-the Punjaub!
-
-Public attention, during the recess, has been very generally directed
-to the state of the finances of the country. No wonder. Last year, in
-proposing the first of his abortive budgets, Lord John Russell
-distinctly calculated the probable excess of the expenditure over the
-income at the sum of three millions and a quarter; to balance which he
-asked for an augmentation of the income tax--a proposal which the
-nation very properly scouted. But, whilst we state now, as we stated
-then, our determined opposition to the increase of the direct taxation
-of the country, we must remark that the free-trade party were hardly
-justified in withholding their support from a minister who had played
-their game with such unimpeachable docility, in an emergency directly
-resulting from the operation of their cherished system. The statement
-of Sir Charles Wood, to the effect that, during the last six years,
-the nation had remitted seven and a half millions of annual taxation,
-ought surely to have had the effect of an argument upon these
-impenetrable men. Seven millions and a half had been sacrificed before
-the Moloch of free trade. Good, benevolent, plain-dealing Sir Robert,
-and profound, calculating Lord John, had each, in preparing their
-annual estimates, lopped off some productive branch of the customs,
-and smilingly displayed it to the country, as a proof of their desire
-to lessen the weight of the national burdens. That our revenue should
-fall was, of course, a necessary consequence. Fall it did, and that
-with such rapidity that Sir Robert Peel dared not take off the income
-tax, which he had imposed upon the country with a distinct and solemn
-pledge that it was merely to be temporary in its duration, but handed
-it over as a permanent legacy to his successor, who coolly proposed to
-augment it! Now it really required no reflection at all to see that,
-if our statesmen chose, for the sake of popularity or otherwise, thus
-to tamper with the revenue, and to lessen the amount of the customs, a
-deficit must, sooner or later, occur. Not the least baneful effect of
-the policy pursued by Sir Robert Peel has been the system of
-calculating the estimates so low, and adapting the income so closely
-to the national expenditure, that a surplus, to be handed over to the
-commissioners for the reduction of the national debt, is now a
-tradition. We have abandoned the idea of a surplus, nor can it ever
-again be realised under the operation of the present system. Instead
-of a surplus we have a permanent income tax, and, more than that, a
-fresh debt incurred by us, under Whig management, of no less than ten
-millions.
-
-Such being the state of our finances, the question naturally suggests
-itself to the mind of every thinking man, how are we to find a remedy?
-The Financial Reform Associations--which are nothing else than the
-bastard spawn of the Anti-Corn-law League--are perfectly ready with
-their answer. They see no difficulty about it at all. "Act," they say,
-"upon the same principle which every man adopts in private life. Since
-your income has fallen off, reduce your expenditure. Cut your coat
-according to your cloth. Find out what are the most expensive items of
-your estimates, and demolish these. If you can't afford to have an
-army, don't keep one. Your navy is anything but a source of income;
-put it down. In this way you will presently find that you can make
-out a satisfactory balance-sheet."
-
-This is the pounds, shillings, and pence view of the case, and its
-supporters are determined to enforce it. Dull statistical pamphlets,
-inveighing against the enormous expense of our establishments, are
-compiled by pompous pseudo-economists, and circulated by the million.
-Looking to the past, it requires no familiarity to predict, that, as
-sure as winter follows autumn, so certainly will the Whigs yield to
-the pressure from without. Nay, it is not a prediction; for already,
-in the Queen's speech, an intimation to that effect has been given.
-Now this is a matter of vital moment to every one of us. We are now
-verging towards the point which we have long foreseen, when the
-effects of unprincipled legislation will be wrested into an argument
-against the maintenance of the national greatness. We have a battle to
-fight involving a more important stake than ever. We must fight that
-battle under circumstances of great disadvantage; for not only has
-treachery thinned our ranks, but the abandonment of public principle
-by a statesman whose hairs have grown gray in office, has given an
-example of laxity most pernicious to the morals of the age. But not
-the less readily do we go forward at the call of honour and duty,
-knowing that our cause is truth, and confident, even now, that truth
-must ultimately prevail.
-
-In the first place, let us set ourselves right with these same
-Financial Reform Associations, so that no charge may be brought
-against us of factious opposition to salutary improvement. We have
-perused several of their tracts with great care; but, being tolerably
-familiar with their statistics already, we have not acquired any large
-stock of additional information. They point, however, to many things
-which are most undoubted abuses. That a reform is necessary in many
-civil departments of the state, has long been our expressed opinion.
-Money is not only misapplied, but the revenues which ought to be drawn
-from some portions of the public property, find their way into private
-pockets, and are not accounted for. We do not doubt that the dockyards
-are largely jobbed, and that the nation suffers considerable loss by a
-partial and nefarious system of private instead of public contracts.
-We are no admirers of sinecures, of unnecessary commissionerships, or
-the multiplication of useless offices. The department of Woods and
-Forests is an Augean stable, which requires a thorough cleansing. It
-is notoriously the most inefficient and the worst served of the public
-boards, and it has permitted and winked at peculation to an extent
-which is almost incredible. We desire to have the public accounts
-better kept, and some security given that the officials will do their
-duty. We wish to see patronage fairly and honourably exercised. We
-wish to see abuse corrected, curbed, and abolished.
-
-And why is this not done? Simply for this reason--that we are cursed
-with a government in every way unfit for their charge. The present
-ruling family party have not among them a vestige of a public virtue.
-Jobbing with the Whigs is not an exceptional case--it is a living
-principle. It is more to them than the liberty of the press: it is
-like the air they breathe; if they have it not, they die. They keep
-their adherents together solely by the force of jobbing. Look at their
-Irish Trevellyan jobs, their commissions, their unblushing and
-unparalleled favouritism! Never, in any one instance, have they
-attempted to save a shilling of the public revenue, when, by doing so,
-they would interfere with the perquisites of some veteran servitor of
-their order. We know this pretty well in Scotland, where jobbing
-flourishes all the better because we are denied the superintendence of
-a separate Secretary of State--an office which is imperatively called
-for. The present is undeniably a time for the exertion of strict
-economy in every department, and yet ministers will not vouchsafe to
-commence it in their own. During the last two years, various offices
-which are not hereditary, which are notorious sinecures, and which are
-nevertheless endowed with large salaries, have become vacant; and, in
-every case, these have been filled up by Lord John Russell, on the
-broad ground that the government could not afford to dispense with
-such valuable patronage.
-
-So far we are at one with the finance reformers. So long as their
-object is to reform evident abuses, we are ready not only to applaud,
-but to co-operate with them: but the correction of abuses is a very
-different thing from that suicidal policy which has been over and over
-again attempted in this country--that policy which, by saving
-thousands, insures the loss of millions.
-
-Because our revenue has fallen off, is that any reason why we should
-part with our army and navy? Let us assume that the army and navy are
-necessary for three purposes--first, for the defence of the country;
-secondly, for the maintenance of internal order; and thirdly, for the
-retention of our colonies. Let us further assume, that, keeping these
-three necessary points in view, it is impossible to effect a numerical
-reduction of the force: and we then ask the economists whether, these
-premises being allowed, they would push their doctrine of cloth-cutting
-so far as still to insist upon a reduction? Not one political tailor of
-them all will dare to say so! They know the overwhelming storm of
-contempt that would arise in every corner of Great Britain, if they
-dared to give vent to such a traitorous sentiment; they leave it
-unuttered, but they aver the non-necessity.[32] Here we meet at once
-upon fair and open ground; and we ask, whether they mean to aver that
-the present force is greater than is required for the three purposes
-above mentioned, or whether they mean to aver that any one of these
-purposes is unnecessary? This, as we shall presently have occasion to
-see, is a very important distinction.
-
-To the first question, as yet, we have only indefinite answers. We
-hear a good deal about clothing allowances and abuses, with which we
-have nothing whatever to do. It may be, that there exist some faults
-in the army and navy department, and that these could be amended with
-a saving of expense to the country: if so, let it be done. We
-cordially echo the language of Lord Stanley, on moving his amendment
-to the address: "I believe it is possible to effect some reductions in
-the civil departments of the army, ordnance, and navy. I also think
-that large reductions may be made by checking the abuses which exist
-in the administration and management of the dockyards. But the
-greatest security we could obtain for having the work well done in the
-dockyards, would be the passing of an enactment to deprive all persons
-in those yards from voting for members of parliament. I have heard at
-least twenty naval officers express an opinion that, until persons
-employed in the dockyards shall be prevented from voting for members
-of parliament, it will be impossible to exercise efficient control
-over the work performed in those establishments. If reductions can be
-effected, in God's name let them be made; and, although one may wonder
-how such a course has been so long delayed, I will applaud the
-government which shall economise without prejudice to the permanent
-interests of the empire. But when the country is in a position which
-requires that she should have all her resources and powers at hand, I
-cannot concur with those who, for the sake of economy, would largely
-diminish the naval and military forces of the country."
-
-Mr Cobden, so far as we can gather from his orations, advocates the
-propriety of disbanding the army on the score of peace. He thinks
-that, if we were to dismiss our forces, all the other nations of the
-earth would follow the example. There is something positively
-marvellous in the calm audacity of the man who can rise up, as Cobden
-did at Manchester, on the last day of January, and enunciate to his
-enraptured audience, that, "notwithstanding all that had been said on
-that subject, he reiterated there never was a time when Europe was so
-predisposed to listen to advances made by the people of England, on
-that subject, as now!" Where, in the name of the Seven Sleepers of
-Ephesus, has the man been during the last twelvemonths? What does Mr
-Cobden understand by Europe? We should like to know this, for it is
-very easy to use a general term, as in the present instance, without
-conveying any definite meaning. Does he refer to the governments or
-the mobs of Europe--to the well-affected, who wish for order, or to
-the Jacobins whose cause he adores? If he meant the latter class to
-signify Europe, we can understand him readily enough. He is right:
-great indeed would be the joy of the clubs in Paris, Berlin, and
-Vienna, if there were not a soldier left. What jubilee and triumph
-there would be in every Continental capital! Not the suppression of
-the police would excite deeper exultation in the hearts of the
-denizens of St Giles', than would the abolition of standing armies in
-those of the bearded patriots of the Continent. No need then of
-barricades--no fighting for the partition of property--no bloodshed,
-preparatory to the coveted rape and pillage! The man who can talk in
-this way is beneath the average of idiots; or, otherwise, he is
-somewhat worse. Not only during the last year, but within the last
-five months, we have seen that the whole standing armies of Europe
-have been employed in the task of suppressing insurrection, and have
-not been able to do it. Under these circumstances, what state would be
-"predisposed" to surrender its citizens to the tender mercies of
-democracy? Ignorant indeed must be the audience that could listen to
-such pitiable drivelling as this!
-
-Until it can be shown or proved that our armaments, even in ordinary
-times, are larger than are required for the purposes of defence, of
-internal tranquillity, and of colonial occupation, there is no cause
-for reduction at all. The troops at home are maintained for the first
-two objects, since it would be as wise, in the time of peace, to
-dismantle the fortifications of a town and to spike the cannon, as to
-dispense with an army. Is there no necessity for the troops at home?
-The experience of last year alone has shown us what we might expect if
-Cobden's views were realised. Glasgow, the second largest city of the
-empire, was for a time in the hands of the mob. We doubt whether the
-stiffest free-trader in the West would now be disposed to renounce
-military protection. Have the people of Liverpool already forgotten
-that their shipping and warehouses were threatened with incendiarism,
-and that such apprehensions of a rising were entertained, that, at the
-earnest entreaty of the magistracy, a camp was established in their
-vicinity? What would be the state of Ireland, at this moment, if the
-troops were withdrawn, or their number so materially lessened as to
-give a chance of success, however momentary, to insurrection? But it
-is useless to ask such questions, for, in reality, there is hardly a
-sane man in the British islands who does not know what the immediate
-result would be, and the horrible penalty we should ultimately pay for
-such weak and culpable parsimony.
-
-It is a very favourite topic, with finance reformers, to refer to the
-state of the army and navy as it existed previous to the French
-Revolution. "In 1792," they say, "the whole cost of these departments,
-including the ordnance, amounted only to five millions and a half--why
-should we not now reduce our expenditure to the same amount?" It is
-wearisome to enter into the task of explanation with these gentlemen,
-who, after all, are but slenderly acquainted with statistics, else
-they would at once divine the answer: nevertheless we shall undertake
-it. According to the nearest approximation which can be made, the
-British islands, in the year 1792, contained a population of about
-_fifteen and a half millions_. The census in 1841 showed a population
-of _twenty-seven millions_, and at the present moment the number is
-probably not short of _thirty_. So that, on the reasonable principle
-that military establishments should bear a certain ratio to the
-population, and excluding every other consideration, the annual
-estimates ought, according to the standard of the financial reformers,
-to be at least eleven millions. But then, be it observed, our colonial
-possessions were comparatively small compared with their present
-extent. Since 1792, we have received accession of the following
-colonies and settlements:--Ceylon, Trinidad, St Lucia, Malta,
-Heligoland, British Guiana, the Falkland Islands, Hong-Kong, Labuan,
-Cape of Good Hope, Mauritius, Van Diemen's Land, Western and Southern
-Australia, New Zealand, and the Ionian Islands. The area of these new
-possessions is considerably more than _six times_ that of the whole
-extent of the British islands; the surface of the new colonies being,
-in square miles, no less than 828,408, whilst that of Britain proper
-is merely 122,823. We purposely abstain from alluding to the extent
-and increment of our older colonies, as our object is simply to show
-the difference of our position now, from what it was in the year
-immediately preceding the outbreak of the first French Revolution.
-
-In the mean time, however, let us keep strictly to our present point,
-which is the necessity of maintaining a standing army at home. Within
-the last fifty-seven years, the population at home has doubled--a fact
-which, of itself, will account for many social evils utterly beyond
-the reach of legislation. The enormous increase of the manufacturing
-towns has not been attended with any improvement in the morals of the
-people. The statistical returns of criminal commitments show that vice
-has spread in a ratio far greater than the increase of population; and
-along with vice has appeared its invariable concomitant, disaffection.
-Every period of stagnation of trade is marked by a display of
-Chartism: the example set by such associations as the League has not
-been lost upon the greater masses of the people. Ireland is a volcano
-in which the fires of rebellion are never wholly extinguished, and
-every internal movement there is sensibly felt upon this side of the
-Channel.
-
-But it is needless, perhaps, to enlarge upon the point, because there
-are very few persons who maintain that our home force is greater than
-the occasion requires. That admitted, the question is very
-considerably narrowed. The reductions demanded would then fall to be
-made in that portion of our armaments which is used for colonial
-occupation and defence.
-
-First, let us see what we have to occupy and defend. In 1792, the area
-of the British colonies which we still retain was about 565,700 square
-miles. Subsequent additions have extended this surface to 1,400,000.
-This calculation, be it remarked, is altogether exclusive of India.
-
-The free-traders themselves do not aver that we maintain a larger
-force than is compatible with their magnitude for the occupation of
-the colonies. "I am quite aware," says Cobden, "that any great
-reduction in our military establishments _must depend upon a complete
-change_ in our colonial system; and I consider such a change to be the
-necessary consequence of our recent commercial policy." We are glad at
-last to arrive at the truth. That one sentence contains the key to the
-present crusade against armaments, and it is very well that we should
-understand and consider it in time. Our readers must not, however,
-understand the word "change" in the literal sense; the following
-extract from the Edinburgh tract will put the matter in a clearer
-light. "The possession of the colonies is supposed to add lustre to
-the crown; but it may be doubted whether the honour is not purchased
-at a price considerably beyond its value. The colonies pay no taxes
-into the exchequer: we keep them, they do not keep us. An Englishman
-may be told that he belongs to an empire on which the sun never sets;
-but, as he pays dearly for this in taxation, and gets nothing but
-sentiment in return, he may be inclined to question the value of that
-vast dominion on his connexion with which he is congratulated. But if
-the Englishman makes nothing by the colonial possessions, neither does
-the colonist. As things are managed, the union is mutually
-embarrassing, while the expenses we incur for maintaining the colonies
-are ruinous." Were we right or wrong when we said, two years ago, that
-the tendency of free trade was a deliberate movement towards the
-dismemberment of the British empire, and the separation of the
-colonies from the mother country? Here you have the principle almost
-openly avowed. The colonies are said to cost us about four millions
-a-year, and this opens too rich a field for the penny-wise economist
-to be resisted. Nor are we in the slightest degree surprised at these
-men availing themselves of the argument. If they are right in their
-premises, they are also right in their conclusion. If the people of
-this country are deliberately of opinion that our commercial policy
-is, henceforward and for ever, to be regulated upon the principles of
-free trade, the colonies should be left to themselves, and Earl Grey
-immediately cashiered. This is what Cobden and his followers are
-aiming at; this is the ultimate result of the measures planned, and
-proposed, and carried by Sir Robert Peel. It is no figment or false
-alarm of ours. The free-traders do not take the pains to disguise it:
-their main argument for the reduction of our forces is the uselessness
-and expense of the colonies, and they seem prepared to lower the
-British flag in every quarter of the globe. Our fellow-citizen who has
-compiled the last Financial tract speaks to the point with a calm
-philosophy which shows the thoroughness of his conviction: he says,
-"As foreigners now trade with our colonies on the same terms with
-ourselves, it is evident that the colonists prefer our goods, only
-because they are better and cheaper than those of foreigners; _it
-therefore seems reasonable to suppose that the colonies would continue
-to buy from us were the connexion dissolved, or greatly changed in
-character_. The United States of America once were our colonies, and
-the trade with them has vastly increased since they became
-independent." According to this view, it would appear that Papineau
-was not only a disinterested patriot, but also, an enlightened
-economist!
-
-See, then, what great matters spring from petty sources!--how personal
-ambition, and competition for power between two statesmen of no high
-or exalted principle, can in a few years lead to a deliberate project,
-and a large confederacy, for the dismemberment of the British empire!
-To gain additional swiftness in the race for ascendency, Sir Robert
-Peel and Lord John Russell alternately threw away, most uselessly and
-recklessly, many of the surest items of the national income. They
-sacrificed, until further sacrifice was no longer possible, without
-conceding a broad principle. The principle was conceded; and the
-bastard system of free trade, without reciprocity and without
-equivalent, was substituted for the wiser system which had been the
-foundation of our greatness. By this time, indirect taxation had been
-reduced so low that the revenue fell below the mark of the
-expenditure; the duties levied upon imports exhibited a marked
-decline. Both Peel and Russell were committed to free trade, and
-neither of them could, with any consistency, retrace their steps.
-Russell, then in power, had no alternative except to propose
-additional direct burdens, by augmenting the income-tax. This
-proposition was rejected, and there was a dead-lock. Lord John was at
-his wits' end. The free-traders now propose to relieve him from his
-embarrassment, by cutting down the expenditure so as to meet the
-diminished income. This can only be done by reducing the army and
-navy, and the army and navy cannot be reduced except by sacrificing
-the colonies; therefore, say the free-traders, get rid of the colonies
-at once, and, the work is ready-done to your hands.
-
-We defy any man, be he Whig, Peelite, Free-trader, or Chartist, to
-controvert the truth of what we have stated above. We anticipated the
-result from the first hour that Sir Robert Peel yielded, not to the
-expressed will of the nation, but to the clamour of a selfish and
-organised faction; and every move since has been in exact concordance
-with our anticipations. Last year, Lord John Russell showed some
-spirit of resistance to the power which was dragging him downward: he
-refused to tamper with the army. In an article which appeared in this
-Magazine just twelve months ago, we said--"It is to the credit of the
-Whigs that, far as they have been led astray by adopting the
-new-fangled political doctrines--rather, as we believe, for the sake
-of maintaining power than from any belief in their efficacy--they have
-declined all participation with the Manchester crew, in their recent
-attempts to lower the position and diminish the influence of Great
-Britain." The country knows, by this time, that we cannot repeat the
-encomium. Last year, _before there was a single disturbance abroad_,
-before insurrection had arisen in Ireland, Lord John Russell brought
-forward his budget, and, with the support of the great majority of the
-House, not only peremptorily refused to accede to a diminution of our
-forces, but actually proposed an augmentation. _This year_, we find in
-the royal speech the following paragraph--"The present aspect of
-affairs has enabled me to make large reductions on the estimates of
-last year."
-
-"The present aspect of affairs!"--Go to, then--let us see what the
-phrase is worth--how far the context of the whole speech will justify
-the choice of the expression? This is no time for shuffling or
-weakness--no time for party-tricks. The atmosphere is dark around us.
-By the help of Heaven we have stood the pelting of the storm, and yet
-stand unscathed; but the clouds are still black and threatening. We
-cannot take a vague assertion, even though it proceeded from a
-minister a thousand times more able and trustworthy than the present
-premier. We must have proofs before we loosen our cloak, and lessen
-the security of our position.
-
-How stand we with regard to the Continental powers? For the first
-time, for many years, the British Sovereign has been unable to state
-"that she continues to receive from all foreign powers assurances of
-their friendly relations." Instead of that we are simply told, what no
-one doubts, that her Majesty is desirous to maintain the most friendly
-relations with the other members of the European family.
-Unfortunately, however, desire does not always imply possession. Are
-we to attribute this omission of the usual paragraph to mere
-inadvertence? or are we indeed to conclude that, abroad, there has
-arisen a feeling so unfriendly that to hazard the assertion of former
-relationship would really be equivalent to a falsehood? It is painful
-to allow that we must arrive at the latter conclusion. The moral
-weight and influence which Britain once exercised on the Continent has
-utterly decayed in the hands of Whig administrations. Instead of
-maintaining that attitude of high dignified reserve which becomes the
-first maritime power of Europe, we have been exhibited in the light of
-a nation of interfering intriguers, whose proffered mediation is
-almost equivalent to an insult. Mediators of this kind never are, nor
-can be, popular. The answer invariably is, in the language of holy
-writ--"Who made thee a prince and a judge over us? intendest thou to
-kill me, as thou killedst the Egyptian?" and, in consequence, wherever
-we have interfered we have made matters worse, or else have been
-compelled to submit to an ignominious rebuff. Every one knows what
-were the consequences of Lord Palmerston's impertinent and gratuitous
-suggestions to the crown of Spain. "What," said Lord Stanley, "is the
-state of our relations with that court? You have most unwisely,
-through your minister, interfered in the internal administration of
-the affairs of that country. That offence has been visited by the
-Government of that country upon our ministers in a manner so offensive
-that, great as was the provocation given by the British minister, no
-man in your Lordship's House, with the information we possess, could
-stand up and say that the Government of Spain was justified in the
-course they had pursued, however much the magnitude of the offence
-might have palliated it. But the state of affairs in Spain is this:
-Your minister has been ignominiously driven from Madrid, and you have
-quietly and tacitly acquiesced in the insult which the Spanish
-Government have put upon you." The immediate consequences of Minto
-negotiation in Italy have been assassination and rebellion, the flight
-of the Pope from his dominions, and the surrender of the sacred city
-to the anarchy of the Club propagandists. But perhaps the worst
-instance of our interference is that with the Neapolitan and Sicilian
-affairs. We have thus chosen openly to countenance rebellion: we have
-gone the length of negotiating with insurgents, for securing them an
-independent government. We held out a threat, which we did not dare to
-fulfil. After menacing the King of Naples with a squadron off his own
-shores, apparently to prevent the expedition then prepared from
-setting sail for Sicily--and thereby encouraging the insurgents by the
-prospect of British aid--we allowed the fleet to sail, the war to
-begin, the city of Messina to be bombarded, and then, with a tardy
-humanity, we interfered to check the carnage. In consequence, we are
-blamed and detested by both parties. The Neapolitan Government feel
-that we have acted towards them in a manner wholly inconsistent with
-the character of an ally; that in negotiating with rebels, as we have
-done, we have absolutely broken faith, and violated honour; and that
-even our last interference was as unprincipled as our first. If the
-plea of humanity were to be allowed in such cases, where would be the
-end of interference? Durst we have said to Austria, after the
-reoccupation of Vienna, "You have taken your city, and may keep it,
-but you shall not punish the rebels. If you do, we shall interfere, to
-prevent the horrors of military execution"? We think that even Lord
-Palmerston, notwithstanding his itch for interposition, would have
-hesitated in doing this. Lord Lansdowne, in touching upon the subject
-of the Austrian and Hungarian relations, is positively conservative in
-his tone. According to him, the British cabinet views rebellion in a
-very different light, according as it appears in the centre or the
-south of Europe--on the banks of the Danube, or on the shores of the
-Mediterranean. "As regarded the administration of the internal affairs
-of Austria and Hungary, the British Government had not been asked to
-interfere, and had not desired to interfere. They contemplated, as all
-Europe did, with that feeling which was experienced when men were seen
-successfully struggling with difficulties, a contest which had led to
-the display of so much lofty character on the part of individuals. Had
-this been the place, he (the Marquis of Lansdowne) should have been as
-ready as the noble lord to pay his tribute of respect to individuals
-who had appeared in that part of the world, and had been most
-successful in their efforts to restore the glories of the Austrian
-army in her own dominions. _In the negotiations between the Emperor
-and his subjects they had no right to interfere_, neither had they
-been invited by either party." This is sound doctrine, we admit, but
-why treat Naples otherwise than Austria? Had we any right to interfere
-in the negotiations between the King of the Two Sicilies and _his_
-subjects? Not one tittle more than in the other case; and we beg to
-suggest to Lord Palmerston, whether it is creditable that this country
-should be considered in the light of a bully who hesitates not, in the
-case of a lesser power, to take liberties, which he prudently abstains
-from doing where one more likely to resent such unwarrantable conduct
-is concerned. As for the Sicilians, they feel that they have been
-betrayed. But for the prospect of British support, certainly warranted
-by our attitude, they might not have gone so far, nor drawn upon their
-heads the terrible retribution which overtook them. Such are the
-results of Palmerstonian interference, at once dangerous, despicable,
-and humiliating.
-
-We have read with much attention the speech of Lord John Russell, on
-the first night of the Session, explanatory of the Italian
-transactions; and we must say that his vindication of his
-father-in-law is such as to inspire us with a devout hope that the
-noble bungler may, in future, be forced to confine his talents for
-intrigue to some sphere which does not involve the general
-tranquillity of Europe. Considering the manner in which we are mulcted
-for the support of the Elliots, we are fairly entitled to ask the
-hoary chief of that marauding clan to draw his salary in peace,
-without undertaking the task of fomenting civil discord between our
-allied powers and their subjects. But even more important is the sort
-of admission pervading the address of the Premier, that our
-interference in the Sicilian business was regulated by the views
-entertained by the French admiral. Sir W. Parker, it seems, did not
-take the initiative; it was not his finer sense of humanity which was
-offended; for, according to Lord John, "when that expedition reached
-Messina, there took place, at the close of the siege of Messina,
-events which appeared so horrible and so inhuman in the eyes of the
-French admiral that he determined to interfere. It appeared to the
-French admiral, that it was impossible such a warfare could continue
-without an utter desolation of Sicily, and such alienation from the
-Neapolitan Government, on the part of the Sicilians, that no final
-terms of agreement could arise; he therefore determined to take upon
-himself to put a stop to the further progress of such a horrible
-warfare. _After he had so determined, he communicated_ with Sir W.
-Parker. Sir W. Parker had a most difficult duty to perform; but,
-taking all the circumstances into consideration, our former friendly
-relations with the Sicilians--the accounts he had received from the
-captain of one of her Majesty's ships then at Messina--the atrocities
-he heard of, _and that the French admiral was about to act_--and that
-it was important at that juncture that the two nations should act in
-concert, his determination was to give orders similar to those which
-had been given by the French admiral." Now, although we are fully
-alive to the advantage of maintaining the best possible understanding
-with the fluctuating French governments, and exceedingly anxious that
-no untoward cause for jealousy should arise, we do not think that Lord
-John's explanation will be felt as satisfactory by the country. It
-appears by this statement, that, had there been no French fleet there,
-Sir W. Parker would not have thought himself entitled to interfere. It
-is _because_ the French admiral was about to move that he thought fit
-to move likewise. If there was any honour in the transaction, we have
-forfeited all claim to it by this avowal. If, on the contrary, there
-was any wrong done, we excuse it only by the undignified plea, that we
-were following the example of France. This is a new position for
-Britain to assume--not, in our eyes, one which is likely to raise us
-in Continental estimation, or to support the prestige of our maritime
-supremacy. To quarrel with our allies is at all times folly; to
-vindicate interference on the ground of maintaining a good
-understanding with another power, is scarce consonant with principle,
-and betrays a conscious weakness on the part of those who have no
-better argument to advance.
-
-See, then, how we are situated with the foreign powers. Spain is
-alienated from us--Austria not fervid in her love, for there too, it
-would seem, we have most unnecessarily interfered. We are detested in
-Naples and Sicily, unpopular elsewhere in Italy, mixed up with the
-Schleswig dispute, and on no diplomatic terms with Central Germany.
-Our understanding with France has fortunately remained amicable, but
-we neither know the policy of France, nor can we foresee under what
-circumstances she may be placed in a month from the present time. Is
-this a peaceful prospect? Let us hear Lord John Russell, whose
-interest it is to make things appear in as favourable a light as
-possible:--"I do not contend that there is not cause for anxiety in
-the present state of Europe. I am far from thinking that the
-revolutions which took place last year have run their course, and that
-every nation in which they occurred can now be said to be in a state
-of solid security. I rejoice as much as any man that the ancient
-empire of Austria, our old ally, is recovering her splendour, and is
-showing her strength in such a conspicuous manner. Still I cannot
-forget that there are many questions not yet settled with regard to
-the internal institutions of Austria--that the question of the
-formation of what the honourable gentleman (Mr D'Israeli) has called
-an empire without an emperor, is still in debate, and that we cannot
-be sure what the ultimate result of these events may be. It is also
-true that there may have been, during last year, an excess of
-apprehension, caused by the great events that were taking place, and
-by the rising up of some wild theories, pretending to found the
-happiness of the state and of mankind on visionary and unsound
-speculations, on which the happiness of no people or country can ever
-be founded. We have seen these opinions prevail in many countries to a
-considerable extent; and no one can say that events may not, at some
-unforeseen moment, take an unfortunate turn for the peace and
-tranquillity of Europe." These are sensible views, moderately but
-fairly stated; and we ask nothing more than that his lordship's
-measures should be framed in accordance with a belief which is not
-only his, but is entertained by every man of ordinary capacity
-throughout the country. Experience has shown us that war is almost
-invariably preceded by revolution. These are not days in which
-potentates can assemble their armies, march across their frontiers
-without palpable cause of offence, and seize upon the territory of
-their neighbours. But for the spirit of innovation, restlessness, and
-lust of change, never more generally exhibited than now amongst the
-people, the world would remain at peace. It is only when, as in the
-case of Germany and Italy, the sceptre is wrenched from the hands of
-the constitutional authorities, and when the rule of demagogues and
-experimentalists commences, that the danger of war begins. At such a
-time, there are no settled principles of polity or of action. Crude
-theories are produced, and, for a time, perhaps, acted upon as though
-they were sound realities. Men adopt vague and general terms as their
-watchwords, and strive to shape out constitutions to be reared upon
-these utterly unsubstantial foundations. Laws are changed, and the
-executive loses its power. All is anarchy and confusion, until, by
-common consent of those who still retain some portion of their senses,
-military despotism is called in to strangle the new-born license. This
-is a state of matters which usually results in war. The dominant
-authorities feel that their hold of public opinion is most precarious,
-unless they can contrive to give that opinion an impulse in another
-direction, and, at the same time, to employ, in some way or other,
-those multitudes whom revolution has driven from the arts and
-occupations of peace, and who, unless so provided for, immediately
-degenerate into conspirators at home. War is sometimes resorted to as
-the means of avoiding revolution. The disturbed state of the north of
-Italy furnished Charles Albert with a pretext for marching his army on
-Milan, as much, we believe, on account of the revolutionary spirit
-rife within his own dominions, as from any decided hope of territorial
-aggrandisement. This was the policy of Napoleon, who perfectly
-understood the character of the people he had to deal with, and who
-acted on the thorough conviction that war was the necessary
-consequence of revolution. We do not say that, in the present
-instances, such calamitous results are inevitable--we have hope that
-France may this time achieve a permanent constitution without having
-recourse to aggression. At the same time, it would be folly to shut
-our eyes to the fact that, throughout a great part of Europe, the old
-boundaries have been grievously disturbed; and that the modern system
-of intervention has a decided tendency to provoke war, at periods when
-the popular mind is raised to a pitch of extraordinary violence, and
-when the passions are so keenly excited as to disregard the appeals of
-reason.
-
-These considerations are not only directed towards the course of our
-foreign policy; they are of vast moment in judging of the expediency
-of reducing our forces at this particular time. Last year, with NO
-revolutions abroad, the Whigs not only refused to lessen the amount of
-our standing army, but increased it. This year, when the Continent is
-still in a state of insurrection, and when war is pending in different
-parts of Europe--when, moreover, an Indian contest, more serious in
-its aspect than any other which we have recently seen, has
-commenced--they propose to begin the work of reduction. Her Majesty is
-made to say,--"The present aspect of affairs has enabled me to make
-large reductions on the estimates of last year!"
-
-We never have suspected Lord John Russell of possessing much
-accomplishment in the art of logic; but, really, in the present
-instance, he has the merit of inventing a new system. According to his
-own showing, according to his recorded admissions, his doctrine is
-this: In time of peace, when there is no occasion for armaments,
-increase them; in time of threatened war and actual disturbance, when
-there may be every occasion for them, let them be reduced. Yet perhaps
-we are wrong: Sir Robert Peel may possibly be admitted as the author
-of this vast discovery--in which case, Lord John can merely rank as a
-distinguished pupil. The astute baronet, in his zeal for commercial
-convulsions, has taught us to expand our currency when there is no
-money-famine, and to contract it in the case of exigency. Whether
-Californian facts may not hereafter get the better of Tamworth
-theories, we shall not at the present moment stop to inquire. In the
-mean time let us confine our attention to the proposed reductions.
-
-We are therefore compelled--reluctantly, for we had hoped better
-things from men styling themselves British statesmen--to adopt the
-view of Lord Stanley, in his powerful and masterly estimate of the
-policy of the present Government. "In the face of all this," said the
-noble lord, after recapitulating the posture of affairs at home and
-abroad, "ministers have had the confidence to place in the mouth of
-their sovereign the astounding declaration, that the aspect of affairs
-is such as to enable them to effect large reductions in the estimates.
-I venture to state, openly and fearlessly, that it is not the aspect
-of affairs abroad or in Ireland, but the aspect of affairs in another
-place, which has induced the government to make reductions. _I believe
-that they have no alternative but to do as they are ordered._" Here,
-then, is the first yielding to the new movement--the first step taken,
-at the bidding of the Leaguers, towards a policy which has for its
-avowed end the abandonment of the colonies! The question naturally
-arises--where is to be the end of these concessions? Are we in reality
-ruled by a Manchester faction, or by a body of men of free and
-independent opinions, who hold their commissions from the Queen, and
-who are sworn to uphold the interests and dignity of their mistress
-and of the realm? Let us see who compose that faction, what are their
-principles, what are their interests, and what means they employ to
-work out the ends which they propose. The splendid speech of Mr
-D'Israeli, in moving his amendment to the address--a speech which we
-hesitate not to say is superior to any of his former efforts, and
-which displays an ability at the present time unequalled in the House
-of Commons--a speech not more eloquent than true, not more glowing in
-its rhetoric than clear and conclusive in its logical deductions--has
-told with withering effect upon the new democratic faction, and has
-exposed the ministry which bows before it to the contumely of the
-nation at large. "I am told," said the honourable member, "that
-England must be contented with a lesser demonstration of brute force.
-I am not prepared to contradict that doctrine; but I should like to
-have a clear definition of what brute force is. In my opinion, a
-highly disciplined army, employed in a great performance--that of the
-defence of the country, the maintenance of order, the vindication of a
-nation's honour, or the consolidation of national wealth and
-greatness--that a body of men thus disciplined, influenced and led by
-some of the most eminent generals--by an Alexander, a Cæsar, or a
-Wellesley--is one in which moral force is as much entered into as
-physical. But if, for instance, I find a man possessing a certain
-facility of speech, happily adapted to his cause, addressing a great
-body of his fellow-men in inflammatory appeals to their passions, and
-stirring them up against the institutions of the country, that is what
-I call brute force--which I think the country would be very well
-content to do without, and which, if there be any sense or spirit left
-in men, or any men of right feeling in the country, they will resolve
-to put down as an intolerable and ignominious tyranny! I have often
-observed that the hangers-on of the new system are highly fond of
-questioning the apothegm of a great Swedish minister, who said, 'With
-how little wisdom a nation may be governed!' My observations for the
-last few years have led me to the conclusion, not exactly similar, but
-analogous to that remark; and if ever I should be blessed with
-offspring, instead of using the words of the Swedish statesman, I
-would rather address my son in this way, 'My son, see with how much
-ignorance you can agitate a nation!' Yes! but the Queen's Ministers
-are truckling to these men! That is the position of affairs. Her
-Majesty's Ministers have yielded to public opinion. Public opinion on
-the Continent has turned out to be the voice of secret societies; and
-public opinion in England is the voice and clamour of organised clubs.
-Her Majesty's Ministers have yielded to public opinion as a tradesman
-does who is detected in an act of overcharge--he yields to public
-opinion when he takes a less sum. So the financial affairs of this
-country are to be arranged, not upon principles of high policy, or
-from any imperial considerations, but because there is an unholy
-pressure from a minority which demands it, and who have a confidence
-of success because they know that they have already beaten two Prime
-Ministers." No one who has perused the report of the proceedings at
-the late free-trade dinner at Manchester can have failed to remark
-that the League is still alive and active. It was not for mere
-purposes of jubilation, for the sake of congratulating each other on
-the accomplishment of their old object, that these men assembled.
-Exultation there was indeed, and some not over-prudent disclosures as
-to the nature and extent of the machinery which they had employed, and
-the agencies they had used to excite one class of the community
-against the other; their inveterate hatred towards the aristocracy and
-landed gentry of Great Britain was shown in the diatribes of almost
-every one of the commercial orators. "We cannot," says _The Times_,
-"but regret that in those portions of the Manchester speeches which
-refer to their corn-law achievements, the minds of the speakers appear
-still imbittered with class hatred, and feelings of misplaced
-animosity towards their fellow-countrymen." "As a people," quoth
-Friend John Bright, "we have found out we have some power. We have
-discovered we were not born with saddles on our backs, and country
-gentlemen with spurs." Ulterior objects are not only hinted at, but
-clearly and broadly propounded. The population of the towns is again
-to be pitted against that of the counties, and the counties, if
-possible, to be swamped by an inundation of urban voters. The banquet
-of Wednesday was followed by the financial meeting of Thursday. George
-Wilson, the ancient president of the Anti-Corn-Law League, occupied
-the chair. Bright and Cobden, the Bitias and Pandarus of the
-cotton-spinners, moved the first of a series of resolutions: and an
-association was formed, "for maintaining an efficient care over the
-registration of electors in boroughs and counties, and to promote the
-increase of the county electors by the extension of the forty-shilling
-freehold franchise." It was further agreed "that the association
-should co-operate with similar associations throughout the country,
-and that parties subscribing £10 annually shall be members of the
-council, together with such persons, being members of the association,
-as shall be elected by any vote of the council." We hope that these
-announcements will open the eyes of those who thought that by yielding
-to the former agitation they were adopting the best means of bringing
-it to a close. Agitation never is so quieted. The experiment has been
-made in Ireland until further yielding was impossible; and so will it
-be in Britain, if a higher, a bolder, and a more steadfast line of
-policy should not be adopted by future governments. From the present
-Cabinet we expect nothing. Their invariable course is to yield; for
-they neither have the ability to devise measures for themselves, nor
-the public virtue to resist unconstitutional encroachments. For where
-is the constitution of this country, if we are to be practically
-governed by Leagues, by huge clubs with their ramifications extending,
-as in France, throughout every town of the empire, and secretly worked
-according to the will of an inscrutable and unscrupulous council?
-Public opinion, as we understood the phrase in Britain, manifested
-itself in Parliament; now, we are told, that it is something
-else--that it is the voice of clubs and assemblies without. Very well,
-and very powerfully did Mr D'Israeli allude to this system of
-organisation in the close of his animated speech:--
-
- "I have noticed the crude and hostile speculations that are
- afloat, especially respecting financial reform, not only
- because I consider them to be very dangerous to the country;
- not only because, according to rumour, they have converted
- the Government; but because, avowedly on the part of their
- promulgators, they are only tending to ultimate efforts. This
- I must say of the new revolutionary movement, that its
- proceedings are characterised by frank audacity. They have
- already menaced the church, and they have scarcely spared the
- throne. They have denounced the constitutional estates of the
- realm as antiquated and cumbrous machinery, not adapted to
- the present day. No doubt, for the expedition of business,
- the Financial Reform Association presents greater facilities
- than the House of Commons. It is true that it may be long
- before there are any of those collisions of argument and
- intellect among them which we have here; they have no
- discussions and no doubts; but still I see no part of the
- go-a-head system which is likely to supersede the sagacity
- and matured wisdom of English institutions; and so long as
- the English legislature is the chosen temple of free
- discussion, I have no fear, whatever party may be in power,
- that the people of England will be in favour of the new
- societies. I know very well the difficulties which we have to
- encounter--the dangers which illumine the distance. The
- honourable gentleman, who is the chief originator of this
- movement, made a true observation when he frankly and freely
- said, that the best chance for the new revolution lay in the
- dislocation of parties in this House. I told you that, when I
- ventured to address some observations to the house almost in
- the last hour of the last session. I saw the difficulty which
- such a state of things would inevitably produce. But let us
- not despair; we have a duty to perform, and, notwithstanding
- all that has occurred, we have still the inspiration of a
- great cause. We stand here to uphold not only the throne, but
- the empire; to vindicate the industrial privileges of the
- working classes; to reconstruct the colonial system; to
- uphold the church, no longer assailed by appropriation
- clauses, but by vizored foes; and to maintain the majesty of
- parliament against the Jacobin manoeuvres of Lancashire. This
- is a stake not lightly to be lost. At any rate, I would
- sooner my tongue were palsied before I counselled the people
- of England to lower their tone. Yes, I would sooner quit this
- House for ever than I would say to the people of England that
- they overrated their position. I leave that delicate
- intimation to the fervid patriotism of the gentlemen of the
- new school. For my part, I denounce their politics, and I
- defy their predictions; but I do so because I have faith in
- the people of England, their genius, and their destiny!"
-
-Our views therefore are simply these--that while it is the duty of
-government to enforce and practise economy in every department of the
-public service, they are not entitled, upon any consideration
-whatever, to palter with the public safety. We cannot, until the
-estimates are brought forward, pronounce any judgment upon the merits
-of the proposed reductions--we cannot tell whether these are to be
-numerical, or effected on another principle. Needless expenditure we
-deprecate as strongly as the most sturdy adherent of the League, and
-we expect and hope that in several departments there will be a saving,
-not because that has been clamoured for, but because the works which
-occasioned the outlay have been completed. For example, the
-introduction of steam vessels into our navy has cost a large sum,
-which may not be required in future. But to assign, as ministers have
-done, the position of affairs abroad as a reason for reducing our
-armaments, is utterly preposterous. It is a miserable pretext to cover
-their contemptible truckling, and we are perfectly sure that it will
-be appreciated throughout the country at its proper value. It remains
-to be seen whether these estimates can be reduced so low as to meet
-the expenditure of the country. Our own opinion is, that they cannot,
-without impairing the efficiency of either branch of the service; and
-we hardly think that ministers will venture to go so far.
-
-Let us, at all events, hope that Lord John Russell and his colleagues
-are not so lost to the sense of their duty, as to make the sweeping
-reduction which the Manchester politicians demand--that they will not
-consent to renounce the colonies, or to leave them destitute of
-defence. Still the question remains--how are we to raise our revenue?
-To this point we perpetually recur, for it is in this that the real
-difficulty lies. What says her Majesty's Government to this? The
-answer is quite short--Nothing. They have no scheme, so far as we are
-given to understand. They cannot go back upon indirect taxation; the
-country will not stand any increase of the direct burdens. The old
-rule was, out of two evils choose the least: the new rule seems to be,
-choose neither the one nor the other, but let matters go on as they
-best can. We have that confidence in the good sense of the country,
-that we cannot believe that this _laissez faire_ system will be much
-longer tolerated. The family party, as the interwoven clique of
-Russells, Mintos, Greys, and Woods, has not unaptly been designated,
-was not placed in power merely to enjoy the sweets of office, or to
-provide for their numerous kindred; they must either grapple with the
-pressing difficulties of the state, or surrender their places to
-others who are more confident and capable.
-
-Confidence is not wanting in certain quarters, though capability may
-be a matter of more dubiety. Mr M'Gregor, M.P. for Glasgow, and
-concocter of the famous free-trade tables, is ready at a moment's
-notice to produce a new financial scheme, founded upon unerring data,
-and promising a large increase of the revenue. Cobden has another
-scheme on the irons with the same view, benevolently proposing to lay
-the land of Great Britain under further contribution. We believe that,
-after the experience of the past, few people will be likely to accept
-either budget without considerable hesitation. Both gentlemen have
-committed a slight mistake in imitating Joseph's interpretation of the
-dream of Pharaoh; they should have inversed the order, and given the
-years of famine the precedence of the years of plenty.
-
-The truth is, that it is a very simple matter to take off existing
-taxes, but marvellously difficult to impose new ones. Granting that a
-certain sum is required for the annual engagements and expenditure of
-the country, no wise statesman would abolish any source of revenue,
-without, at the same time, introducing another equivalent. Our error
-has been abolition without any equivalent at all. It is all very well
-to say, that by reducing import duties upon particular articles you
-stimulate the power of production: that stimulus may be
-given--individuals may in consequence be enriched--and yet still there
-is a defalcation of revenue. This, however, is the best case which can
-be pointed out for the reduction of duties, and can only apply, in any
-degree, to imports of raw material. The greater part of Sir Robert
-Peel's tariff is founded upon a principle directly opposite to this.
-He removed import duties from articles which, so far from stimulating
-the power of production at home, absolutely crushed that power, by
-bringing in foreign to supersede British labour. Thus, in both cases,
-there was a sacrifice. In the one there was, at all events, a direct
-sacrifice of revenue; in the other, a sacrifice of revenue, and a
-sacrifice of labour also. The imposition (and the word is appropriate
-either in its plain or its metaphorical meaning) of the property and
-income tax, which gave Sir Robert Peel the power of making his
-commercial experiments, proved inadequate to replace the deficit. The
-promised gain was as visionary as the dividends on certain railway
-lines projected about the same period, and no new source of national
-income has been opened to supply the loss.
-
-Lord Brougham, no bad judge of human nature, observed the other night,
-that "such was the extent of the self-conceit of mankind, such the
-nature and amount of human frailty, that it became no easy matter to
-induce a nation to retrace its steps." People are ever loath to accept
-as facts the most pregnant evidences of their own deliberate folly.
-Perfectly aware of this metaphysical tendency, we are not surprised
-that, for the last two or three years, every remonstrance against the
-dangers of precipitate commercial legislation should have been treated
-with scorn, both by the older advocates of the abolition system, and
-by the younger disciples who were converted in a body along with their
-master. They have been kind enough, over and over again, to entreat
-us to relinquish our defence of what they called an antiquated and
-worn-out theory. Their supplications on this score have been so
-continuous as to become absolutely painful; nor could we well
-understand why and wherefore they should be so very solicitous for our
-silence. Our worst enemies cannot accuse us of advocating any
-dangerous innovations: our preachment may be tedious, but, at all
-events, we do not take the field at the head of an organised
-association. Neither can we be blamed for solitary restiveness, for we
-do not stand alone in the utterance of such opinions. The public press
-of this country has nobly fought the battle. We have had to cope with
-dexterous and skilled opponents; but never, upon any public question,
-has a great cause been maintained more unflinchingly, more
-disinterestedly, and more ably, than that of the true Conservative
-party by the free Conservative press. We are now glad to see that our
-denunciations of the new system have not been altogether without their
-effect. The temporary failure of free trade has been conceded even by
-its advocates; but we are referred to accidental causes for that
-failure, and the entreaty now is, to give the system a longer trial.
-We have no manner of objection to this, provided we are not asked to
-submit to any further experiments. We desire nothing better than that
-the people of Great Britain, be they agriculturists, or be they
-tradesmen, should have the opportunity of testing by experience the
-blessings of the free-trade system. The first class, indeed, do not
-require any probationary period of low prices to strengthen their
-conviction of the fallacy of the anti-reciprocity system, or of the
-iniquity of the arrangement which compels them to support the enormous
-amount of pauperism engendered by the over amount of population,
-systematically encouraged by the manufacturers. "The manufacturers,"
-said Lord Brougham, "do not, perhaps, tell the world that they
-manufacture other things besides cotton twist; but every one who knew
-anything of them, knew that they _manufactured paupers_. Where the
-land produced one pauper, manufacturers created half-a-dozen." Still
-we can hardly expect to be thoroughly emancipated from the effects of
-the great delusion, until men of every sort and quality are
-practically convinced that their interests have been sacrificed to the
-selfish objects of a base and sordid confederation. We have no wish to
-hark back without occasion, or prematurely, to the corn laws: but, at
-the same time, we are not of the number of those who think that
-subsequent events have justified the wisdom of the measure. If the
-loyalty of the people of Great Britain did really rest upon so very
-narrow a point, that, even amidst the rocking and crashing of thrones
-and constitutions upon the Continent, ours would have been endangered
-by the maintenance of the former law, we should still have reason to
-despair of the ultimate destinies of the country. Are we to understand
-that, in such a case, the Jacobin faction would have had recourse to
-arms--that the Manchester League would have preached rebellion, or
-excited its adherents to insurrection? If not this, where would have
-been the danger? Never was any question agitated in which the mass of
-the operatives took less interest than in the repeal of the corn laws.
-They knew well that no benefit was thereby intended to be conferred
-upon them--that no philanthropic motives contributed to the erection
-of the bazaars--that the millions of popular tracts were poured forth
-from no cornucopia of popular plenty. The very fact, that the hard and
-griping men of calico were so liberal with their subscriptions to
-promote an agrarian change, was sufficient of itself to create a
-strong suspicion in their minds; for when was the purse of the
-taskmaster ever produced, save from a motive of selfish interest? We
-will not do the masses of the British population the foul injustice to
-believe that, under any circumstances, they would have emulated the
-frantic example of the French. Cobden has not yet the power of his
-friend and correspondent Cremieux: he is a wordy patriot, but nothing
-more; and, even had he been inclined for mischief, we do not believe
-that, beyond the immediate pale of his confederates, any considerable
-portion of the nation would readily have rallied round the standard
-of such a Gracchus, even though the tricolor stripes had been
-displayed on a field of the choicest calico.
-
-"The corn law is a settled question!" so shout the free-traders daily,
-in high wrath and dudgeon if any one even ventures to allude to
-agricultural distress. We grant the fact. It is a settled question,
-like every other which has been decided by the legislature, and it
-must remain a settled question until the legislature chooses to reopen
-it. We do not expect any such consummation for a long time. We agree
-perfectly with the other party, that it is folly to continue
-skirmishing after the battle is over, and we do not propose to adopt
-any such tactics. We are content to wait until the experiment is
-developed, to see how the system works, and to accept it if it works
-well; but not on that account shall we less oppose the free-traders
-when they advance to further innovations. The repeal of the corn laws
-was not the whole, but a mere branch of the free-trade policy. It was
-undoubtedly the branch more calculated than any other to depress the
-agricultural interest, but the trial of it has been postponed longer
-than the free-traders expected. They shall have the benefit of that
-circumstance; nor shall we say one word out of season upon the
-subject. But perhaps, referring again to the Queen's speech, and
-selecting this time for our text those paragraphs which stated that
-"commerce is reviving," and that "the condition of the manufacturing
-districts is likewise more encouraging than it has been for a
-considerable period," we may be allowed to offer a few observations.
-
-We do not exactly understand what her Majesty's ministers mean by the
-revival of commerce. This is a general statement which it is very easy
-to make, and proportionally difficult to deny. If they mean that our
-exports during the last half year have increased, we can understand
-them, and very glad indeed we are to learn that such is the case. For
-although we have seen of late some elaborate arguments, tending, if
-they have any meaning at all, to show that our imports and not our
-exports should be taken as the true measure of the national prosperity,
-we have that faith in the simple rules of arithmetic which forbids us
-from adopting such reasoning. But our gladness at receiving such a
-cheering sentiment from the highest possible authority is a good deal
-damped by the result of the investigations which we have thought it our
-duty to make. We have gone over the tables minutely, and we find that
-the exports of the great staples of our industry--cotton, woollen,
-silk, linen, hardware, and earthenware--were of less value than those
-of 1847 by FOUR MILLIONS AND A HALF, and less than those of 1846 by a
-sum exceeding FIVE MILLIONS AND A HALF. With such a fact before us, can
-it be wondered at if we are cautious of receiving such unqualified
-statements, and exceedingly doubtful of the good faith of the men who
-make them?
-
-But, perhaps, this is not the sense in which ministers understand
-commerce. They are entitled to congratulate the country upon one sort
-of improvement, which certainly was not owing to any efforts upon
-their part. We have at last emerged from the monetary crisis, induced
-by the unhappy operation of the Banking Restriction Act, and, in this
-way, commerce certainly has improved. The fact that such a change in
-the distribution of the precious metals should have taken place whilst
-our exports were steadily declining, is very instructive, because it
-clearly demonstrates the false and artificial nature of our present
-monetary system. The consequences, however, may be serious, as the
-price of the British funds cannot now be taken as an index of the
-prosperity of the country, either in its agricultural or its
-manufacturing capacity, but has merely relation to the possession of a
-certain quantity of bullion. The rise of the funds, therefore, does
-not impress us with any confidence that there has been a healthy
-revival in the commerce of the country. We cannot consider the
-question of commerce apart from the condition of the manufacturing
-districts; and it is to that quarter we must look, in order to test
-the value of the free-trade experiments.
-
-We have already noticed the enormous decrease, during the last three
-years, in the annual amount of our exports. This, coupled with the
-immense increase of imported articles of foreign manufacture, proves
-very clearly that the British manufacturer has as yet derived no
-benefit from the free-trade measures. We do not, of course, mean to
-say that free trade has had any tendency to lessen our exports, though
-to cripple the colonies is certainly not the way to augment their
-capabilities of consumption. We merely point to the fact of the
-continued decrease, even in the staples of British industry, as a
-proof of the utter fruitlessness of the attempt to take the markets of
-the world by storm. We are told, indeed, of exceptional causes which
-have interfered with the experiment; but these causes, even allowing
-them their fullest possible operation, are in no way commensurate with
-the results. For be it remarked, that the free-trade measures
-contemplated this result,--that increased imports were to be
-compensated by an enormous augmentation of exports: in other words,
-that we were to meet with perfect reciprocity from every foreign
-nation. Now, admitting that exceptional causes existed to check and
-restrain this augmentation, can we magnify these to such an extent as
-to explain the phenomenon of a steady and determined fall in our
-staple exports, and that long before the occurrence of civil war or
-insurrection on the continent of Europe? The explanation is just
-this,--the exports fell because the markets abroad were glutted, and
-because no state is disposed to imitate the suicidal example of
-Britain, or to sacrifice its own rising industry for the sake of
-encouraging foreigners. What inducement, it may be asked, has any
-state in the world to follow in our wake? Let us take for example
-Germany, to whose markets we send annually about six millions and a
-half of manufactures. Germany has considerable manufactures of her
-own, which give employment to a large portion of the population. Would
-it be wise in the Germans, for the sake of reducing the price either
-of linen, cotton, or woollen goods by an infinitesimal degree, to
-throw all these people idle, and to paralyse labour in every
-department, whenever they could be undersold by a foreign artisan?
-Undoubtedly not. Germany has nothing whatever to gain by pursuing such
-a course. The British market is open to her, but she does not on that
-account relax her right of laying duties upon imports from Britain.
-She shelters herself against our competition in her home market,
-augments her revenue thereby, and avails herself to the very utmost of
-our reduced tariffs, to compete in our country with the artisans of
-Sheffield and Birmingham. Every new return convinces us more and more
-that commercial interchange is the proper subject of international
-treaty; but that no nation whatever, and certainly not one so heavily
-burdened as ours, can hope for prosperity if it opens its ports
-without the distinct assurance of reciprocity.
-
-Let us try distinctly to ascertain the real amount of improvement
-visible in the manufacturing districts. In order to do this, we must
-turn to the last official tables, which bring down the trade accounts
-from 5th January to 5th December 1848, being a period of eleven
-months. We find the following ominous result in the comparison with
-the same period in former years:--
-
- _Exports of British Produce and Manufactures from the United Kingdom._
-
- 1846. 1847. 1848.
-
- Total, £47,579,413 £47,345,354 £42,158,194
-
-FIVE MILLIONS, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS of decreased exports in
-eleven months!--and the manufacturing districts are improving!
-
-Let us see the ratio of decline on some of the principal articles
-which are the product of these districts. We shall therefore omit such
-entries as those of butter, candles, cheese, fish, soap, salt, &c.,
-and look to the staples only. The following results we hardly think
-will bear out the somewhat over-confident declaration of the
-ministry:--
-
- _Export of Principal Manufactures from the United Kingdom._
-
- 1846. 1847. 1848.
- Cotton manufactures, £16,276,465 £16,082,313 £15,050,579
- Do. yarn, 7,520,578 5,547,943 5,443,800
- Linen manufactures, 2,553,658 2,690,536 2,475,224
- Do. yarn, 797,640 615,550 440,118
- Silk manufactures, 768,888 912,842 520,427
- Woollen yarn, 858,953 941,158 712,035
- Do. manufactures, 5,852,056 6,424,503 5,198,059
- Earthenware, 742,295 773,786 651,184
- Hardwares and cutlery, 2,004,127 2,138,091 1,669,146
- Glass, 241,759 272,411 216,464
- Leather, 307,336 327,715 244,663
- Machinery, 1,050,205 1,186,921 779,759
- ----------- ----------- -----------
- £38,973,920 £37,913,769 £33,401,758
-
-Looking at these tables, we fairly confess that we can see no ground
-for exultation whatever; on the contrary, there is in every article a
-marked and steady decline. Some of the free-trade journals assert
-that, although in the earlier part of the last year there certainly
-was a marked falling off in our exports, yet that the later months
-have almost redeemed the deficiency. That statement is utterly false
-and unfounded. In September last, we showed that the exports of the
-first seven commodities in the above table, exhibited a decline of
-£3,177,370, for the six earlier months of the year, as compared with
-the exports in 1847. We continue the account of the same commodities
-for eleven months, and we find the deficiency rated at £3,370,603; so
-that we still have been going down hill, only not quite at so
-precipitate a rate as before. Free-trade, therefore--for which we
-sacrificed our revenue, submitted to an income-tax, and ruined our
-West India colonies--has utterly failed to stimulate our exports, the
-end which it deliberately proposed.
-
-The diminution of exports implies of course a corresponding diminution
-of labour. This is a great evil, but one which is beyond the remedy of
-the statesman. You cannot force exports--you cannot compel the foreign
-nations to take your goods. We beg attention to the following extract
-from the speech of Mr D'Israeli, which puts the matter of export upon
-its true and substantial basis:--
-
- "Look at your condition with reference to the Brazils. Every
- one recollects the glowing accounts of the late
- Vice-president of the Board of Trade with respect to the
- Brazilian trade--that trade for which you sacrificed your own
- colonies. There is an increase in the trade with the Brazils
- of 26,500,000 of yards in 1846 over 1845; and 18,500,000
- yards in 1847 over 1845; and this increase has so completely
- glutted that market, that goods are selling at Rio and Bahia
- at cost price. It is stated in the _Mercantile Journal_, that
- 'It is truly alarming to think what may be the result of a
- continuance of imports, not only in the face of a very
- limited inquiry, but at a period of the year when trade is
- almost always at a stand. Why cargo after cargo of goods
- should be sent hither, is an enigma we cannot solve. Some few
- vessels have yet to arrive; and although trade may probably
- revive in the beginning of 1849, what will become of the
- goods received and to be received? This market cannot consume
- them. Stores, warehouses, and the customhouse are full to
- repletion; and if imports continue upon the same scale as
- heretofore, and sales have to be forced, we may yet have to
- witness the phenomenon of all descriptions of piece goods
- being purchased here below the prime cost in the country of
- production!' Such is the state of matters in these markets;
- and I do not see that your position in Europe is better.
- Russia is still hermetically sealed, and Prussia is not yet
- stricken. I know that there are some who, at this moment,
- think that it is a matter of no consequence how much we may
- export; who say that foreigners will not give their
- productions for nothing, and that, therefore, we must just
- manage things in the most favourable way we can for
- ourselves. There is no doubt that foreigners will not give us
- their goods without some exchange for them; but the question
- which the people of this country are looking at is, to know
- exactly what are the terms of exchange which it is beneficial
- for us to adopt. That is the whole question. You may glut
- markets, as I have shown you have succeeded in doing; but the
- only effect of your system, of your attempting to struggle
- against those hostile tariffs, by opening your ports, is
- that you exchange more of your labour every year and every
- month for a less quantity of foreign labour; that you render
- British labour or native industry less efficient; that you
- degrade British labour--necessarily diminish profits, and,
- therefore, must lower wages; while the first philosophers
- have shown that you will finally effect a change in the
- distribution of the precious metals that must be pernicious
- to this country. It is for these reasons that all practical
- men are impressed with the conviction that you should adopt
- reciprocity as a principle of your commercial tariff--not
- merely from its practical importance, but as an abstract
- truth. This was the principle of the negotiations at Utrecht,
- which was copied by Mr Pitt in his commercial negotiations at
- Paris, which formed the groundwork of the instructions to Mr
- Eden, and which was wisely adopted and upheld by the cabinet
- of Lord Liverpool; but which was deserted, flagrantly, and
- openly, and unwisely, in 1846. There is another reason why
- you can no longer defend your commercial system--you can no
- longer delay considering the state of your colonies. This is
- called an age of principles, and no longer of political
- expedients--you yourselves are the disciples of economy; and
- you have, on every occasion, enunciated it as a principle
- that the colonies of England were an integral part of this
- country. You ought, then, to act towards your colonies on the
- principle you have adopted, but which you have never
- practised. The principle of reciprocity is, in fact, the only
- principle on which you can reconstruct your commercial system
- in a manner beneficial to the mother country and advantageous
- to the colonies. It is, indeed, a great principle, the only
- principle on which a large and expansive system of commerce
- can be founded, so as to be beneficial. The system you are
- pursuing is one quite contrary--you go fighting hostile
- tariffs with fixed imports; and the consequence is that you
- are following a course most injurious to the commerce of the
- country. And every year, at the commencement of the session,
- you come, not to congratulate the House or the country on the
- state of our commerce, but to explain why it suffered, why it
- was prostrate; and you are happy on this occasion to be able
- to say that it is recovering--from what? From unparalleled
- distress."
-
-The labour market in this country, so far from improving, is, we have
-every reason to believe, in a pitiable state. Let us take the one
-instance of silk manufactures. Of these we exported, during eleven
-months of last year, an amount to the value of £912,842; this year we
-have only sent out £520,427, or nearly £400,000 less. But this decline
-does not by any means express the amount of the curtailment of labour
-in this important branch of industry. The home market has been
-inundated with foreign silks, introduced under the tariffs of 1846,
-and that to a degree which is wholly without precedent. Let us see the
-comparative amount of importations.
-
- 1846. 1847. 1848.
- Silk or satin broad stuffs, 115,292 lbs. 147,656 lbs. 269,637 lbs.
- Silk ribbons, 180,375 " 182,978 " 217,243 "
- Gauze or crape broad stuffs, 6,536 " 5,588 " 8,243 "
- Gauze ribbons, 31,307 " 41,825 " 49,460 "
- Gauze mixed, 18 " 8 " 39 "
- Mixed ribbons, 1,842 " 3,094 " 2,466 "
- Velvet broad stuffs, 26,798 " 27,494 " 29,669 "
- Velvet embossed ribbons, 13,550 " 14,192 " 41,461 "
- ------------ ------------ ------------
- 375,718 lbs. 422,835 lbs. 618,218 lbs.
-
-Is there any commentary required on these figures? We should hope that
-no one can be dull enough to misapprehend their import. In one year
-our exportation of silk goods has fallen to little more than a half:
-in two years our importations from the Continent have nearly doubled.
-Where ninety British labourers worked for the exporting trade, only
-fifty are now employed; and if we suppose that the consumpt of silk
-manufactures in this country is the same in 1848 as in 1846, the
-further amount of labour which has been sacrificed, by the increased
-importations, must be something positively enormous. It is in this way
-that free trade beggars the people and fills the workhouses; whilst,
-at the same time, it brings down the national revenue to such an ebb,
-that it is utterly insufficient to balance the necessary expenditure.
-It would be well if politicians would constantly keep in view this one
-great truth--That of all the burdens which can be laid upon a people,
-the heaviest is the want of employment. No general cheapness, no class
-accumulations of wealth, can make up for this terrible want; and the
-statesman who deliberately refuses to recognise this principle, and
-who, from any motive, deprives the working man of his privilege, is an
-enemy to the interests of his country.
-
-We cannot, and we do not, expect that men who have committed
-themselves so deeply as Mr Cobden has done to the principles of free
-trade in all its branches, should, under any development of
-circumstances, be brought to acknowledge their error. No evidence
-however overwhelming, no ruin however widely spread, could shake their
-faith, or at any rate diminish the obstinacy of their professions.
-They would rather sacrifice, as indeed they seem bent on doing, the
-best interests of the British empire, than acknowledge the extent of
-their error. Their motto avowedly is, _vestigia nulla retrorsum_. No
-sooner is one interest pulled down than they make a rapid and
-determined assault upon another, utterly reckless of the misery which
-they have occasioned, and hopelessly deaf even to the warnings of
-experience. They are true destructives; because they feel that they
-dare not pause in their career of violence, lest men should have
-leisure, to contemplate the ruin already effected, and should ask
-themselves what tangible benefit has been obtained at so terrible a
-cost. Mr Cobden knows better than to resume consideration of
-free-trade principles, now that we have seen them in actual operation.
-He is advancing on with his myrmidons towards the Moscow of free
-trade; but, unless we are greatly mistaken, he may have occasion, some
-day or other, to revisit his ancient battlefields, but not in the
-capacity of a conqueror. There are, however, others, less deeply
-pledged, who begin to perceive that in attempting to carry out free
-trade without reciprocity, and in the face of hostile tariffs, we are
-ruining the trade of Britain for the sole advantage of the foreigner.
-Mr Muntz, the member for Birmingham, is not at one with ministers as
-to the cheerful prospect of the revival among the manufacturers.
-
- "When I came here," said he characteristically, "I heard a
- great deal about the improvement of trade in the country. But
- I went home on Saturday, and there was not a man I met who
- had experienced any of this improvement in trade. On the
- contrary, every one said that trade was flat and
- unprofitable, and that there was no prospect of improvement
- because they were so much competed with by foreign
- manufacturers. This very morning I met with one of my
- travellers, who had just returned from the north of Germany;
- and I asked him what was the state of trade. 'Oh,' said he,
- 'there is plenty of trade in Germany, but not trade with
- England. They manufacture goods so cheaply themselves, that,
- at the prices you sell, low as they are, you cannot compete
- with the Germans.' I will tell the House another curious
- thing. About three or four years ago, the glassmakers of
- Birmingham were very anxious for free trade, and, though I
- warned them that I did not think they could compete with
- foreigners, yet they were quite certain they could. Well, I
- introduced them to the minister of the day--the right
- honourable baronet the member of Tamworth--when, to my horror
- and astonishment, they asked, not for free trade, but for
- three years of protection. Why, I said to them, I thought you
- were for free trade? 'Yes,' they replied, 'so we are; but we
- want the three years of protection to prepare us for free
- trade.' Now, on Saturday last, I received a letter from one
- of the leading manufacturers, stating that the import duties
- on flint-glass would expire very soon, and with those duties
- the trade in this country, he feared, was also in great
- danger of expiring, owing to the produce of manufactures
- being admitted duty-free into this country, while they had
- protective duties in their own, thus keeping up the price at
- home by sending over the surplus stock here. The letter
- concluded by requesting that the protective duties, which
- were about to expire, might be renewed. The improvement in
- trade, which was so much talked of, is not an improvement in
- quality, but an improvement in quantity: there are half a
- dozen other trades which have vanished from Birmingham,
- because of the over-competition of the Continent. And,
- strangely enough, the manufactures that have been the most
- injured are those which last week were held up by the public
- press as in a most flourishing condition!"
-
-This statement furnishes ample ground for reflection. The truth is,
-that the whole scheme of free trade was erected and framed, not for
-the purpose of benefiting the manufacturers at the expense of the
-landed interest, but rather to get a monopoly of export for one or
-two of the leading manufactures of the empire. Those who were engaged
-in the cotton and woollen trade, along with some of the iron-masters,
-were at the head of the movement. No influx of foreign manufactured
-produce could by possibility swamp _them_ in the home market, for they
-are not exposed to that competition with which the smaller trades must
-struggle. The Germans will take shirtings, but they will not now take
-cutlery from us. The articles which they produce are certainly not so
-good as ours, but they are cheaper, and protected, and it is even
-worth their while to compete with us in the home markets of Britain.
-The same may be said of the trade in brass, gloves, shoes, hats,
-earthenware, porcelain, and fifty others. They are not now exporting
-trades, and at home, under the new tariffs, we are completely
-undersold by the foreigners. As for the glass trade, no one who is
-acquainted with the present state of that manufacture on the
-Continent, can expect that it will ever again recover. This, in
-reality, is the cause of the present depression; and until this is
-thoroughly understood by the tradesmen who are suffering, there can be
-no improvement for the better. What advantage, we ask, can it be to a
-man who finds his profits disappearing, his trade reduced to
-stagnation, and his capability of giving employment absolutely
-annihilated, to know that, in consequence of some sudden impulse,
-twenty million additional yards of calico have been exported from
-Great Britain? The glass-blower, the brazier, and the cutler, have not
-the remotest interest in calico. They may think, indeed, that part of
-the profit so secured may be indirectly advantageous in the purchase
-of their wares, but they find themselves lamentably mistaken. The
-astute calico-master sells his wares to the foreigner abroad, and he
-purchases with equal disinterestedness from the manufacturing
-foreigner at home. This is the whole tendency of free trade, and it is
-amazing to us that the juggle should find any supporters amongst the
-class who are its actual victims. If they look soberly and
-deliberately into the matter, they cannot fail to see that the
-adoption by the state of the maxim, to sell in the dearest and buy in
-the cheapest market, more especially when that market is the home one,
-and when cheapness has been superinduced by the introduction of
-foreign labour, must end in the consummation of their ruin. Can we
-really believe in the assertion of ministers, that manufactures are
-improving, when we find, on all hands, such pregnant assurances to the
-contrary? For example, there was a meeting held in St James's, so late
-as the 11th of January, "to consider the unprecedented number of
-unemployed mechanics and workmen now in the metropolis, and to devise
-the best means for diminishing their privations and sufferings, by
-providing them with employment." Mr Lushington, M.P. for Westminster,
-a thorough-paced liberal, moved the first resolution, the tendency of
-which was towards the institution of soup kitchens, upon this
-preamble, "that the number of operatives, mechanics, and labourers now
-thrown out of employment is unusually great, and the consequent
-destitution and distress which exist on all sides are painfully
-excessive, and deeply alarming." And yet, Mr Lushington, like many of
-his class and stamp, can penetrate no deeper into the causes of
-distress, than is exhibited in the following paragraph of his
-speech:--"The great majority of those whose cases they were now met to
-consider, were the victims of misfortune, and not of crime, and, on
-that account, they had a legitimate claim upon their sympathy and
-commiseration. But private sympathy was impotent to grapple with the
-gigantic evil with which they had to contend; isolated efforts and
-voluntary alms-giving were but a mere drop in the ocean, compared with
-the remedy that the case demanded. They must go further and deeper for
-their remedy; and the only efficacious one that could effectually be
-brought to bear upon the miseries of the people, was the reduction of
-the national expenditure--the cutting down of the army, navy, and
-ordnance estimates, and the removal of those taxes that pressed so
-heavily upon the poorer portions of the community." This is about as
-fine a specimen of unadulterated senatorial drivel as we ever had the
-good fortune to meet with; and it may serve as an apt illustration of
-the absurd style of argument so commonly employed by the members of
-the free-trade party. Suppose that the army were disbanded to-morrow,
-and all the sailors in the navy paid off, how would that give
-employment to the unfortunate poor? Nay, would it not materially
-contribute to increase the tide of pauperism, since no economist has
-as yet condescended to explain what sort of employment is to be given
-to the disbanded? As to the taxes spoken of by Mr Lushington, what are
-they? We really cannot comprehend the meaning of this illustrious
-representative of an enlightened constituency. Supposing there was not
-a single tax levied in Britain to-morrow, how would that arrangement
-better the condition of the people, who are simply starving because
-they can get no manner of work whatever? It is this silly but
-mischievous babbling, these false and illogical conclusions enunciated
-by men who either do not understand what they are saying, or who,
-understanding it, are unfit for the station which they occupy, which
-tend more than anything else to spread disaffection among the lower
-orders, to impress them with the idea that they are unjustly dealt
-with, and to stimulate them in their periodical outcry for organic
-changes. The remedy lies in restoring to the labouring man those
-privileges of which he has been insidiously robbed by the operation of
-the free-trade measures. It lies in returning to the system which
-secured a full revenue to the nation, whilst, at the same time, it
-prevented the minor trades from being swamped by foreign competition.
-It lies in refusing to allow one class of the community to extinguish
-others, and to throw the burden of the pauperism which it creates upon
-the landed interest, already contending with enormous difficulties.
-Until this be done, it is in vain to expect any real improvement in
-the condition of the working-classes. Each successive branch of
-industry that is pulled down, under the operation of the new system,
-adds largely to the mass of accumulating misery; and the longer the
-experiment is continued, the greater will be the permanent injury to
-the country.
-
-Not the least evil resulting from the free-trade agitation is the
-selfishness and division of classes which it has studiously
-endeavoured to promote. So long as the agriculturists alone were
-menaced, the whole body of the manufacturers were against them. The
-tariffs of 1846 struck at the small traders and artisans, and the
-merchants looked on with indifference. Now the question relates to the
-Navigation Laws, and the shipmasters of Britain complain that they
-cannot rouse the nation to a sense of the meditated wrong. Every one
-has been ready to advocate free trade in every branch save that with
-which he was personally connected; and it is this shortsighted policy
-which has given such power to the assailing party. Deeply do we
-deplore the folly as well as the wickedness of such divisions. No
-nation can ever hope to prosper through the prosperity of one class
-alone. It is not the wealth of individuals which gives stability to a
-state, but the fair distribution of profitable labour throughout the
-whole of the community. In contending for the support of the
-Navigation Laws, we are not advocating the cause of the shipmasters,
-but that of the nation; and yet we feel that if the principle of free
-trade be once fully admitted, no exception can be made, even in this
-vital point. If we intend to retain our colonies, we must do justice
-to them one way or another. We cannot deprive them of the advantages
-which they formerly enjoyed from their connexion with the parent
-country, and yet subject them to a burden of this kind, even although
-we hold that burden necessary for the effectual maintenance of our
-marine. We await the decision of this matter in parliament with very
-great anxiety indeed, because we look upon the adoption or the
-rejection of Mr Labouchere's bill as the index to our future policy.
-If it receives the royal assent, we must perforce prepare for organic
-changes far greater than this country has ever yet experienced. The
-colonies may still, indeed, be considered as portions of the British
-empire, but hardly worth the cost of retention. Free trade will have
-done its work. The excise duties cannot be suffered to continue, for
-they too, according to the modern idea, are oppressive and unjust; and
-the period, thus foreshadowed by Mr Cobden at the late Manchester
-banquet, will rapidly arrive: "It is not merely protective duties that
-are getting out of favour in this country; but, however strong or weak
-it may be at present, still there is firmly and rapidly growing an
-opinion decidedly opposed, _not merely to duties for protection, but
-to duties for revenue at all_. I venture to say you will not live to
-see another statesman in England propose any customs-duty on a raw
-material or article of first necessity like corn. I question whether
-any statesman who has any regard for his future fame will ever propose
-another excise or customs-duty at all." The whole revenue will then
-fall to be collected directly: and how long the national creditor will
-be able to maintain his claim against direct taxation is a problem
-which we decline to solve. The land of Great Britain, like that of
-Ireland, will be worthless to its owner, and left to satisfy the
-claims of pauperism; and America, wiser than the old country, will
-become to the middle classes the harbour of refuge and of peace.
-
-We do not believe that these things will happen, because we have faith
-in the sound sterling sense of Englishmen, and in the destinies of
-this noble country. We are satisfied that the time is rapidly
-approaching when a thorough reconstruction of our whole commercial and
-financial policy will be imperatively demanded from the government--a
-task which the present occupants of office are notoriously incapable
-of undertaking, but which must be carried through by some efficient
-cabinet. Such a measure cannot be introduced piecemeal after the
-destructive fashion, but must be based upon clear and comprehensive
-principles, doing justice to all classes of the community, and showing
-undue favour to none.
-
-Our observations have already extended to such a length, that we have
-little room to speak of that everlasting topic, Ireland. "Ireland,"
-says Lord John Russell, "is undergoing a great transition." This is
-indeed news, and we shall be glad to learn the particulars so soon as
-convenient. Perhaps the transition may be explained before the
-committee, to which, as usual, Whig helplessness and imbecility has
-referred the whole question of Irish distress. The confidence of the
-Whigs in the patience of the people of this country must be boundless,
-else they would hardly have ventured again to resort to so stale an
-expedient. It is easy to devolve the whole duties of government upon
-committees, but we are very much mistaken if such trifling will be
-longer endured. As to the distress in Ireland, it is fully admitted.
-Whenever the bulk of a nation is so demoralised as to prefer living on
-alms to honest labour, distress is the inevitable consequence; and the
-only way to cure the habit is carefully to withhold the alms.
-Ministers think otherwise, and they have carried a present grant of
-fifty thousand pounds from the imperial exchequer, which may serve for
-a week or so, when doubtless another application will be tabled. This
-is neither more nor less than downright robbery of the British people
-under the name of charity. Ireland must in future be left to depend
-entirely upon her own resources; situated as we are, it would be
-madness to support her further; and we hope that every constituency
-throughout the United Kingdom will keep a watchful eye on the conduct
-pursued by their representatives in the event of any attempt at
-further spoliation. From all the evidence before us, it appears that
-our former liberality has been thrown away. Not only was no gratitude
-shown for the enormous advances of last year, but the money was
-recklessly squandered and misapplied, no doubt in the full and
-confident expectation of continued remittances. And here we beg to
-suggest to honourable members from the other side of the Channel,
-whether it might not be well to consider what effect free trade has
-had in ameliorating the condition of Ireland. If on inquiry at
-Liverpool they should chance to find that pork is now imported direct
-from America, not only salted, but fresh and preserved in ice, and
-that in such quantities and at so low a rate as seriously to affect
-the sale of the Irish produce, perhaps patriotism may operate in
-their minds that conviction which reasoning would not effect. If also
-they should chance to learn that butter and dairy produce can no
-longer command a remunerative price, owing to the increased imports
-both from America and the Continent, they will have made one further
-step towards the science of political economy, and may form some
-useful calculations as to the prospect of future rentals. Should they,
-however, still be of opinion that the interests of the Irish people
-are inseparably bound up with the continuance of free trade--that
-neither prices nor useful labour are matters of any consequence--they
-must also bear in mind that they can no longer be allowed to intromit
-with the public purse of Britain. The Whigs may indeed, and probably
-will, make one other vigorous effort to secure their votes; but no
-party in this nation is now disposed to sanction such iniquitous
-proceedings, and all of us will so far respond to the call for
-economy, as sternly to refuse alms to an indolent and ungrateful
-object.
-
-In conclusion, we shall merely remark that we look forward with much
-interest to the financial exposition of the year, in the hope that it
-may be more intelligible and satisfactory than the last. We shall then
-understand the nature and the amount of the reductions which have been
-announced under such extraordinary circumstances, and the state of the
-revenue will inform those who feel themselves oppressed by excise
-duties, of the chances of reduction in that quarter. Meanwhile we
-cannot refrain from expressing our gratitude to both Lord Stanley and
-Mr D'Israeli for their masterly expositions of the weak and
-vacillating policy pursued by the Whig government abroad, and of the
-false colour which was attempted to be thrown upon the state and
-prospect of industry at home. Deeply as we lamented the premature
-decease of Lord George Bentinck at the very time when the value of his
-public service, keen understanding, and high and exalted principle,
-was daily becoming more and more appreciated by the country, we are
-rejoiced to know that his example has not been in vain; that his noble
-and philanthropic spirit still lives in the councils of those who have
-the welfare of the British people at heart, and who are resolute not
-to yield to the pressure of a base democracy, actuated by the meanest
-of personal motives, unscrupulous as to the means which it employs,
-impervious to reason, and utterly reckless of consequences, provided
-it may attain its end. Against that democracy which has elsewhere not
-only shattered constitutions but prostrated society, a determined
-stand will be made; and our heartfelt prayer is, that the cause of
-truth may prevail.
-
-FOOTNOTE:
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-[32] We find that we have given the leaguers rather too much credit in
-the above paragraph. Some of them appear to think that, whether
-necessary or not, our forces should be dispensed with; at least so we
-gather from the following expressions contained in a dull ill-written
-tract, purporting to emanate from the "Edinburgh Financial Reform
-Association," which has just come into our hands. Let us hear the
-patriotic economists. "If there be any other cause for maintaining a
-huge and expensive force, it must be found in the desire to provide
-for the scions of the nobility and landed gentry, with a view to
-secure votes in both houses of parliament. As is well known,
-commissions in the army and navy are held almost entirely by these
-classes. No doubt, officers in active service may be said to give work
-for their pay, while their gallantry as soldiers is beyond dispute;
-but this, unfortunately, does not mend the matter. Their services we
-hold to be for the greater part unnecessary; _at all events, they are
-services for which the nation cannot afford to pay any longer, and
-they_ THEREFORE _ought to be relinquished_." This is intelligible
-enough; but we hardly think there are many reasoners of this calibre.
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-Transcriber's Notes:
-
-Obvious typographical errors have been repaired. Accepted older
-spellings were retained (for example, "wofully," "bran-new," "lingot,"
-etc.).
-
-Text file only: [Delta] refers to the Greek letter, which was the
-only signature for "The Sycamine."
-
-Text file only: Footnote 20, ^{er} refers to superscript "er."
-
-P. 287, "as offusc and impervious a fold"--unable to verify an
-alternate spelling for "offusc."
-
-P. 299, "the Income Tax. the Chancellor"--period after Tax present in
-original; possibly an abbreviation for Taxation.
-
-P. 321, last line of poem: "Chase the BuffalO!"--capitalization of
-final "O" is true to original.
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