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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41691 ***
+
+[Illustration: A Charleston Ground-nut Woman.]
+
+
+
+
+ DARKEY WAYS IN DIXIE
+
+ BY MARGARET A. RICHARD
+
+ THE Abbey Press PUBLISHERS
+
+ 114 FIFTH AVENUE
+ London NEW YORK Montreal
+
+
+
+
+Copyright, 1901.
+
+by THE Abbey Press
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ Mammy's Baby Chile 5
+
+ Playin' Craps 7
+
+ The Washerwoman's Song 9
+
+ A Seller ob Ole Clo'es 11
+
+ A Well-Cleaner's Revery 13
+
+ Song of the Huckster 15
+
+ By-en-By 18
+
+ In Season ob Mistletoe 21
+
+ Christmas Gif' 24
+
+ Snow in the South 26
+
+ Aunty's Affliction 28
+
+ The Difference 30
+
+ Blackberry Time 32
+
+ Dat Jew's-Harp 33
+
+ Wid his Feet 35
+
+ The Broken Banjo 37
+
+ When Dey Sing 39
+
+ At de Meetin' 41
+
+ A Philosopher 46
+
+ Des de Same 49
+
+ So de Sunshine Stay 50
+
+ Daddy Long Legs 51
+
+ His Capacity Filled 52
+
+ Ike's Temptation 54
+
+ Whar de Watermilyun Grow 57
+
+ What his Education Done 59
+
+ Booker T. Washington 62
+
+ Crazy Joe's Ambition 65
+
+ Grinnin' Jake 67
+
+ Elmiry Vaccinated 69
+
+ Simple Simon 72
+
+ An Obstacle Overcome 73
+
+ Two of a Kind 75
+
+ Quarantined 77
+
+ A Puzzling Clause 79
+
+ 'Fo'e de Wah 80
+
+ Groun'-Hog Day 85
+
+ Excusable 87
+
+ Jeff's Fun'ral Sermon 88
+
+ Uncle Bob to his Dog 90
+
+ A Prophecy 92
+
+ 'Possum en Pertatoes 93
+
+ Cotton's Comin' In 96
+
+ Dat Yaller Gal 97
+
+ Ter Walk wid his Gal 101
+
+ Cunjud 103
+
+ Uncle Ben's Superstition 104
+
+ Wid de Witches 106
+
+ A Restless Spirit 108
+
+ Pardoned 111
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ A Charleston Ground-Nut Woman Frontispiece
+
+ "I rub en I rub" 10
+
+ "Vegtibles" 16
+
+ "En he drive a ox so slow" 18
+
+ The Boot-Black 32
+
+ The Wood-Sawyer 46
+
+ Grinnin' Jake 68
+
+ "How de News git roun dem posts" 74
+
+ "On de Chain Gang" 110
+
+
+
+
+DARKEY WAYS IN DIXIE.
+
+
+Mammy's Baby Chile.
+
+ Hush, now hush, do' cry no mo'
+ Kaze yo' daddy had ter go
+ In de massa's fiel' ter hoe,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+ He gwine come back, dat you'll see,
+ Kaze he b'long ter you en me,
+ En he'll jog you on his knee,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+ Hush, den hush, do' cry no mo'!
+ Set dar quiet on de flo'
+ While I wash de clo'es, you know,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+ When de cotton season come,
+ Me en you won' stay at home,
+ Kaze yo' mammy gwine pick some,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+ You kin set in de sunshine
+ On de cotton, sof' en fine,
+ Lis'nin' ter de moanin' pine,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+ When we done, at en' ob day,
+ En come home (heah what I say!)
+ Daddy'll ride you all de way,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+ Hush, den hush, do' cry no mo'
+ Kaze yo' daddy had ter go
+ In de massa's fiel' ter hoe,
+ Mammy's baby chile.
+
+
+Playin' Craps.
+
+ What you git dat nickel change
+ Up in coppers fo',
+ What de preacher gib ter you
+ Las' night 'fo'e he go?
+ Bet you soon be wid dem chaps
+ Roun' de corner playin' craps.
+
+ What you say? You done bin dar?
+ Is you, nigger, sho?
+ Den de Black Maria git you
+ Sho's de pleeceman know
+ 'Bout dem dirty little chaps
+ Roun' de corner playin' craps.
+
+ What you gwine make up ter tell
+ Preacher Jones, Eli,
+ When he as' you 'bout dat nickel--
+ When, en how, en why?
+ Dat you los' it ter dem chaps
+ Roun' de corner playin' craps?
+
+ Neber los' it? Well, I say!
+ Why you talk so slow?
+ Bring dat money out ter sight,
+ So I sho kin know
+ If you 'scape dem cunnin' chaps
+ Roun' de corner playin' craps.
+
+ Thirteen ob dem! Thirteen coppers,
+ Sho ez I'm erlive!
+ Han' dem ebry one to me--
+ Scusin ob des five;--
+ En you stay 'way frum them chaps
+ Roun' de corner playin' craps!
+
+
+The Washerwoman's Song.
+
+ Oh, I rub en I rub
+ All day in de tub!
+ I went fo' dese clo'es 'fo'e de clock strike eight,
+ En I rubbin' on dem in de evenin' late.
+ I rub en I rub
+ All day in de tub.
+
+ Oh, I rub en I rub
+ All day in de tub!
+ I soap all de pieces in places erbout,
+ En I scrub till I git all de dinginess out.
+ I rub en I rub
+ All day in de tub.
+
+ Oh, I rub en I rub
+ All day in de tub!
+ Sho ez de good Missus pay me fo' dese
+
+ I gwine treat you chillun ter crackers en cheese.
+ Ain't you glad I kin rub
+ All day in de tub?
+
+[Illustration: "I rub en I rub!"]
+
+
+A Seller Ob Ole Clo'es.
+
+ Dese am pretty clo'es, fo' true,
+ En I'll sell 'em quick fo' you,
+ Dat I will!
+ Dey does look des lak you, Miss,
+ En I feel dat I could kiss
+ Ebry frill.
+
+ Dis heah flower on dis hat--
+ Lan'! My heart do cry fo' dat--
+ It so sweet!
+ I would sholy lak ter go
+ Wid it on my head, des so,
+ Down de street.
+
+ "Buy it, den, yo'se'f," you say?
+ Now, you know dat I cain't pay
+ Fo' dat hat!
+ Sellin' clo'es ain't made me rich,
+ But my head do sholy itch
+ To weah dat.
+
+ If dem niggers come en pay
+ Allers fo' de clo'es dey say
+ Dey gwine git,
+ I would hab de change ter buy
+ Somethin' when my heart do cry
+ So fo' it.
+
+ Ten cents on de dollar, Miss,
+ Won' buy soon a hat lak dis,
+ Dat am sho;
+ En dis nigger hab ter eat--
+ Hab ter buy some bread en meat,
+ Ez you know.
+
+ Well, good-day! Dese pretty clo'es,
+ Wid dey laces en dey bows,
+ Soon be gone;
+ Kaze dem gals, when dey heah tell
+ Dat I got yo' clo'es ter sell,
+ Sho gwine run.
+
+
+The Well-Cleaner's Revery.
+
+ Me en Tom bin cleanin' wells
+ Long time, sho;
+ En we'll clean 'em till God tells
+ Us ter go
+ Up dar whar de shinin' stream,
+ Pu' en sweet,
+ Flow frue heaven, lak a dream,
+ At our feet.
+
+ En I min' me how us two,
+ Ez time pass,
+ Work togedder good, fo' true,
+ Fus' en las';
+ One stay up en one go down,
+ En bofe know
+ Dey mus' fill dey place, I boun',
+ High or low.
+
+ When Tom turn de win'lass roun',
+ En I go
+ Fur down underneath de groun',
+ Dark en low,
+ I trus' allers dat he gwine
+ Draw me out
+ Ter de place whar de sun shine
+ All erbout.
+
+ En I b'lieve dat if a man
+ Fall in sin,
+ We mus' lif' him, if we kin,
+ Up ag'in;
+ Kaze he need de he'pin' han',
+ Dat am sho,
+ If all safe he rise en stan'
+ Any mo'.
+
+ God done take dis simple way
+ Ter show me
+ Dat while in de worl' we stay
+ We must be
+ 'Pendent on each other, sho,
+ Till we rise
+ Frum de dang'rous deeps below
+ Ter de skies.
+
+
+Song Of the Huckster.
+
+ I don' ride erlong de street
+ Wid my mouth shet tight,
+ Kaze I know I got ter sing,
+ Lak a singer right,
+ If I make dis pile ob goods
+ Dwindle frum de sight:
+
+ "Tomatoes en okra
+ Passin' right by!
+ Beans en pertatoes--
+ De prices ain't high!
+ Apples en peaches,
+ De fines' ter-day!
+ Oh, come out en buy
+ 'Fo'e dey all git away--
+ Come out en buy!"
+
+ All de white men down de street
+ Wantin' me, fo' sho,
+ Des to drive en sell fo' dem,
+ Kaze dey say dey know
+ I git rid ob all my truck,
+ Singin' ez I go:
+
+ "Tomatoes en okra
+ Passin' right by!
+ Beans en pertatoes--
+ De prices ain't high!
+ Apples en peaches,
+ De fines' ter-day!
+ Oh, come out en buy
+ 'Fo'e dey all git away--
+ Come out en buy!"
+
+ Once de preacher what hol' fo'th
+ Fo' de Methodis',
+ Say: "Oh, man, I b'l'eve dat you
+ Done yo' callin' miss!
+ Why'n't you use dat voice ter preach
+ 'Stead ob shoutin' dis:
+
+ "'Tomatoes en okra
+ Passin' right by!
+ Beans en pertatoes--
+ De prices ain't high!
+ Apples en peaches,
+ De fines' ter-day!
+ Oh, come out en buy
+ 'Fo'e dey all git away--
+ Come out en buy!'"
+
+ En I laugh en tell him dat
+ Dis town full ter-day
+ Ob fine men, des lak hisse'f,
+ What kin preach en pray;
+ But dey ain't but one dat go
+ Singin' 'long dis way:
+
+ "Tomatoes en okra
+ Passin' right by!
+ Beans en pertatoes--
+ De prices ain't high!
+ Apples en peaches,
+ De fines' ter-day!
+ Oh, come out en buy
+ 'Fo'e dey all git away--
+ Come out en buy!"
+
+[Illustration: "Vegtibles."]
+
+
+By en By.
+
+ Uncle Reuben, ole en good,
+ Come ter town wid nice fat wood
+ Frum de san' hills fur away--
+ 'Mos' eleben miles, dey say.
+ En he drive a ox so slow,
+ En a cart dat wobble so,
+ Dat it look lak dey gwine fall,
+ En ole Uncle gwine lose all,
+ By en by, by en by.
+
+ Uncle got dat wood dervide,
+ En in hones' bundles tied,
+ En he holler 'cross de fence:
+ "Three big bunches fo' ten cents!
+ Buy some, Missus, please, frum me,
+ Kaze I need de change, you see;
+ En I mus' go down de street
+ Ter git me some meal en meat,
+ By en by, by en by.
+
+[Illustration: "En he drive a ox so slow."]
+
+ Missus say she don' want none;
+ What he brought befo' ain't gone;
+ En ole Uncle pass on by,
+ Still wid courage in his eye;
+ En he doan' lose heart dat day,
+ But wid smilin' face he say:
+ "I ain't bin all 'roun' de town--
+ I gwine sell it, I am boun',
+ By en by, by en by."
+
+ En he sell it all, fo' true,
+ Ez he said dat he would do!
+ When at las' he go down street,
+ He buy mo' dan meal en meat,
+ Kaze he lak terbacco, too,
+ Well ez any nigger do;
+ En he say: "I'll 'joy it, sho,
+ Ez erlong de road I go,
+ By en by, by en by."
+
+ When he 'bout ter leave de town
+ Ez de sun am gwine down,
+ Us black niggers laugh en say:
+ "Bet you won't git home ter-day
+ Wid dat ox, so ole en slow,
+ En dat cart dat wobble so!"
+ En he bow his head en say:
+ "I gwine git dar, anyway,
+ By en by, by en by."
+
+ Uncle Reuben's gittin' ole--
+ He's pas' sixty, I'se bin tole;
+ En his han' sho shake ter-day
+ In a weak en trimblin' way;
+ En his ole legs wobbled too,
+ Lak de wheels ob his cart do,
+ Ez he say: "De en' soon come,
+ Kaze de Lawd gwine call me home,
+ By en by, by en by."
+
+
+In Season Ob Mistletoe.
+
+ Dat Sambo ain't got good sense;
+ Work agin hisse'f for sho;
+ 'Tain't no parable I'm tellin',
+ 'Tis de truf, en dat am so.
+ He wus 'ployed by Missus Johnsing
+ Ter run erran's en bring wood;--
+ Ter do anything, in fac',
+ Roun' de place a nigger could;
+ En Sambo, he done right well
+ Till de boys begin ter sell
+ Bunches ob de mistletoe.
+
+ 'Twus de Chris'mas time ercomin',
+ En it tingled in his blood,
+ Till he couldn't stick ter sawin'
+ En ter choppin' ob de wood;
+ En he couldn't heah de Missus
+ When she say: "Be smart, Sambo!"
+ Kaze de soun' ob dem boys callin'
+ In de street wus all he know;
+ En a nigger stop en say:
+ "We is lucky, sho, ter-day;
+ We des sells de mistletoe!"
+
+ Sambo didn't stop ter say:
+ "'Scuse me, Missus, I mus' go!"
+ Do his po' ole mammy teach him
+ Better manners, dat you know.
+ He des leave dat yard en clim'
+ Up de neares' ole oak tree,
+ Whar de mistletoe wus growin'
+ Fresh en green ez it could be;
+ En he jine dem boys dat cry:
+ "Mistletoe er passin' by!
+ Don' you want some mistletoe?"
+
+ En he sell it mighty good--
+ He des scoop de nickles in!
+ Seem de Lawd wus blessin' him
+ In his foolishness en sin.
+ Dar de Missus wus er needin'
+ Him ter chop en bring in wood,
+ En he orter gone en done it--
+ Kaze she sho bin mighty good,
+ But he strut erlong de street,
+ Hol'rin' out: "It's hard to beat
+ Dis fine bunch ob mistletoe!"
+
+ But de jedgment come at las',
+ Ez it boun' ter come, fo' sho,
+ When a nigger work agin
+ His ownse'f, lak dat Sambo.
+ When de holidays wus pas'
+ Missus say dat she don' need
+ Him to work no mo' fo' her,
+ Kaze she got some one instead.
+ En dat boy got sense ter know
+ White folks don' buy mistletoe
+ When de season am done pas'!
+
+
+Chris'mas Gif'!
+
+ I go tip-toe down de alley
+ Ter de Missus' kitchen do',
+ Kaze I know she got some Chris'mas
+ Somewhar fo' dis darkey, sho;
+ She don' spec' me roun' dat way,
+ En I s'prise her when I say:
+ "Chris'mas gif'!"
+
+ Den she turn roun', des er laughin',
+ En she say: "De same ter you!
+ Is you got a present fo' me?
+ Kaze I want one--I sho do!"
+ "You's des foolin'," den I say;
+ "'Sides I hollered fus dis day:
+ 'Chris'mas gif'!'"
+
+ Den she git a big bandanna--
+ One wid po'ka dots ob red,
+ En she say: "Ez you done ketch me,
+ You kin hab dis fo' yo' head."
+ So I sho am glad dis day
+ Dat I wus de fus ter say:
+ "Chris'mas gif'!"
+
+
+Snow in the South.
+
+ Dis mornin' when I went ter po'
+ Water out my cabin do',
+ I wus sho surprised ter see,
+ While de darkness all roun' me,
+ Snow wus des er fallin' down
+ Till it civered all de groun'.
+
+ Bin des 'bout two yeahs or mo'
+ Sence I seed a flake ob snow;
+ En I call to Mandy: "Say!
+ Heah's a sight, fo' sho, ter-day!
+ Yestiday was lak de spring;
+ Look what des one night done bring."
+
+ En she come en poke her head
+ Out from under dat ole shed;
+ En she say: "When you go down
+ Ter de Massa's in de town,
+ You mus' civer up yo' back
+ Wid a nice warm crocus sack."
+
+ En she say: "Yo' shoes am ole;
+ Sho dey days am neahly tole."
+ En she wrap 'em, fo'th en back,
+ Wid dem bits ob crocus sack,
+ Till you hardly see my feet
+ When I walk erlong de street.
+
+ Massa p'int ter dem en say:
+ "Wouldn't dress up dat erway!
+ Why'n't you git some rubber shoes?
+ You could buy 'em if you choose."
+ But I won't! Kaze don't I know
+ Soon de sun gwine drink dat snow?
+
+
+Aunty's Affliction.
+
+ How is I dis mornin', Miss?
+ Po'ly, dat am true!
+ In de night-time I don' sleep
+ Lak I orter do,
+ Kaze I got de miz'ry bad
+ In me, up en down,
+ En some day, fo' sho, it gwine
+ Fetch me ter de groun'.
+
+ Oh, I's full ob trouble, Miss!--
+ Full ez I kin be.
+ Ain't you got some liniment
+ You kin gib ter me?
+ I is 'bleeged ter git some he'p
+ Somewhar, dat am sho,
+ Else dis miz'ry in de j'ints
+ Soon gwine lay me low.
+
+ Oh, I thank you, thank you, Miss!
+ God will bless you, sho.
+ All de goodness ob yo' heart
+ He mus' sholey know;
+ En he'll pay you when at las'
+ He done lay me down;--
+ When dis pain en miz'ry done
+ Fetch me ter de groun'.
+
+
+The Difference.
+
+ If de white man am a sinner
+ He go walkin', walkin' free,
+ But de nigger lan', fo' sho,
+ In de penitentiary.
+
+ Now dat Simeon steal some cotton
+ (Cunjud by de evil one)
+ En dey sen' him ter de prison
+ Fo' de wrong dat he am done.
+
+ Fo' three yeahs he done bin workin'
+ In de penitentiary,
+ En he got ter stay dar longer
+ Frum de chillun en frum me.
+
+ Dat rich farmer git de cotton--
+ Ebry poun' ob it--ag'in,
+ But dey keep dat Simeon lock up
+ Lak he done an awful sin.
+
+ If de white man am a sinner
+ He go walkin', walkin' free,
+ But de nigger sho gwine lan'
+ In de penitentiary.
+
+
+Blackberry Time.
+
+ Missus, please write me a letter back home,
+ En tell 'em I say dat I want 'em ter come
+ At blackberry time in June.
+
+ My little ole cabin won't hol' any mo',
+ But nobody freeze in de yard, dat am sho,
+ At blackberry time in June.
+
+ Tell 'em I lonesome. I sholy will die
+ If dey don' come to he'p me eat blackberry pie
+ At blackberry time in June.
+
+ Dis nigger am po', but dar's plenty to eat
+ When de fruit ebrywhar hangin' juicy en sweet
+ At blackberry time in June.
+
+ So, Missus, please write me a letter back home,
+ En tell 'em I say dat I want 'em ter come
+ At blackberry time in June.
+
+
+[Illustration: THE BOOT-BLACK.
+
+ "No, sah ree!
+ You do'n' ketch me
+ Shinin' yo' shoes fo' de ha'f ob a dime;
+ Dis nigger belong
+ Ter de union strong,
+ En he charge you de full price ebry time."]
+
+
+Dat Jew's Harp.
+
+ I does try ter fetch up Jim
+ So de white folks respec' him;
+ But in spite ob all I say
+ He des set out dar all day
+ On de back do' step, en play
+ Dat jew's harp.
+
+ De fus job he git ter do,
+ I wus glad, it sho am true;
+ But he come home, sleek en sly,
+ Wid de sunshine in his eye,
+ Soon's he git enough ter buy
+ Dat jew's harp.
+
+ "You black nigger, you!" I say,
+ "Whar yo' senses gone ter-day?
+ Don't you know when niggers eat
+ Dey mus' 'arn dey bread en meat?"
+ But he des play, sof' en sweet,
+ Dat jew's harp.
+
+ When I tell ole Missus once
+ Jim wus des a lazy dunce,
+ She say: "Hush! Don' talk dat way;
+ He's a ginious, I dare say,
+ En de muses bid him play
+ Dat jew's harp."
+
+ Pshaw! De ginious en de muses!
+ What's de use ob dem ixcuses?
+ If I hab ter flog dat Jim
+ Wid a great big hick'ry lim',
+ Bet he'll frow away frum him
+ Dat jew's harp!
+
+
+Wid His Feet.
+
+ When I git down my banjo
+ Des to pick a tune or so,
+ Tobin 'gin ter pat de flo'
+ Wid his feet.
+
+ He don't neber heah me play
+ In de night-time or de day,
+ But he sho gwine ac' dat way
+ Wid his feet.
+
+ En he pat, now fas', now slow;--
+ Easy now, den loud, he go,
+ Keepin' time ter my banjo
+ Wid his feet.
+
+ En who ever heah dat coon
+ Allers say, en dat right soon:
+ "He kin play a purty tune
+ Wid his feet."
+
+ He kin make mo' music, sho,
+ Dan I kin wid my banjo
+ When he pat de cabin flo'
+ Wid his feet.
+
+
+De Broken Banjo.
+
+ In dis little ole log cabin
+ Whar de gray moss hang in sight;
+ Whar de screech-owl make me trimble
+ In de middle ob de night;
+ Dar at ebenin' you gwine fin' me,
+ If you look fo' me at all,
+ Wid my Fido settin' by me,
+ En my banjo on de wall.
+
+ Once, when de long day wus finish,
+ 'Fo'e ter res' me I done go,
+ I would set out on de do' step
+ Pickin' sof' my ole banjo,
+ Singin' "Dixie," "Swanee Riber,"
+ "Annie Laurie," en dem all;--
+ But my banjo am done broken,
+ En am hangin' on de wall.
+
+ So I set heah dreamin', dreamin',
+ Ob de time dat use ter be
+ 'Fo'e my Dinah went to heaben--
+ Dinah she wus lovin' me!
+ En if she had neber lef' me
+ I would neber weep at all,
+ En I would not miss de music
+ Ob de banjo on de wall.
+
+
+When They Sing.
+
+ When dem darkies sing togedder
+ 'Fo'e de houses in de street,
+ People passin' stop en lis'n
+ Ez dey say: "Now, ain't dat sweet?
+ All dem niggers got good voices,
+ En dey sho kin keep good time;
+ I would ruther heah dem singin'
+ Dan de bells ob Michael chime."
+
+ When dem darkies sing togedder
+ Wid de jew's harp en banjo;
+ Wid dem tamb'rine bells a-ringin'
+ En dem bottles dat dey blow,
+ Oh, it sho do seem lak music
+ Ob de holy angel ban',
+ En I feel lak shoutin': "Glory!
+ Take me ter de Canaan lan'."
+
+ When dem darkies sing togedder,
+ Dey kin make you laugh or cry;
+ Oh, dey kin, fo' joy or sorrow,
+ Bring de tear-drop ter yo' eye!
+ Dey kin make you stan' dar quiet,
+ Lis'nin' ter de singin' sweet,
+ Or kin hab you dancin', dancin',
+ Long ez you kin lif' yo' feet.
+
+ When dem darkies sing togedder,
+ White folks frow some shinin' dimes
+ Out de winder. My, en den
+ Don't dey hab some happy times?
+ Den de people what wus lis'nin'
+ Say dey mus' be gwine home;
+ Say dey sorry dat de singin'
+ Stop mos' soon ez dey had come.
+
+
+At De Meetin'.
+
+ Oh, now, Missus, wus I 'sleep?
+ I is sorry, sho!
+ I des set down heah ter res'
+ Wid my head down, so.
+ En I meant to pray fo' grace
+ Des a little bit,
+ Kaze I got a sinnin' soul,
+ En I 'knowledge it.
+
+ Yes, I knows you pays me well
+ Fo' de work I do,
+ En I orter stick ter it
+ So dat I please you.
+ But I couldn't he'p it, Miss,
+ If I shet my eyes;
+ God done made dem wid dese hinges,
+ En He sho am wise.
+
+ Why'n't I sleep at night, you as'?
+ Missus, you don't know
+ How dem voices call en call,
+ Till I hab ter go.
+ En when once I git in church,
+ Dar I sho gwine stay
+ Till de stars am gittin' pale
+ 'Fo'e de light ob day.
+
+ Dar's a meetin' gwine on
+ Wid de Baptis' now,
+ En do I ain't jine dat church,
+ I kin go, I 'low;
+ Dey don't shet de do' on me
+ 'Cept when dey commune,
+ En it won't be time fo' dat,
+ So dey say, right soon.
+
+ My, dey hab a whoopin' time
+ Roun' dar eb'ry night,
+ En dat preacher sho kin put
+ Down de law des right;
+ En he preach de holy word
+ Till dem niggers shout,--
+ Till dey leab dey seats at las',
+ Dancin' all erbout.
+
+ Anthea Allen got religion
+ Roun' dar las' night, sho,
+ En she clap her han's en waltz
+ Up en down de flo',
+ Singin' "Glory! Hallelujah!
+ I is on de way!
+ Angels peepin' down frum heaven
+ Beckon me ter-day."
+
+ Den she fall down in a trance,
+ Right dar on de flo',
+ En dem darkies po' de camphor
+ Onto her, fo' sho;
+ But she don't wake up at all--
+ Lak de dead she lay,
+ En we lef' her lyin' dar
+ When we come away.
+
+ Dey sho take a big collection
+ At dat church las' night,
+ En dat money on de table
+ Sho wus shinin' bright.
+ En de preacher in de pulpit
+ Stan' up straight en say:
+ "Dem dat am not got a cent--
+ Dey kin go away!"
+
+ En he say: "Come up en bring
+ Money ter de Lawd!
+ Dat He love de chee'ful giver,
+ He say in His word;
+ What you gib ter Him ter-night
+ Am not frowed away,
+ Kaze de bread cas' on de sea
+ Gwine come back some day."
+
+ En dem niggers make a noise
+ Passin' up en down,
+ Some wid coppers, some wid nickels,
+ Some wid dimes, I'm boun';
+ En dey make de music ring,
+ While de preacher say:
+ "Oh, I lak ter see de money
+ Comin' up dat way!"
+
+ I sot up till mos' dis mornin'
+ At dat church las' night;
+ Dat how come my eyes don't feel
+ Wide awake en bright;
+ But I sorry dat I let em
+ Shet deysel's up tight
+ When I workin' heah fo' you--
+ Kaze _you_ treat me right!
+
+
+A Philosopher.
+
+ Mos' ob niggers sho believe
+ Dat de preacher know
+ All dat's fit ter study 'bout
+ In dis worl' below;
+ Think he am so smart dat he
+ Look beyon' de sky,
+ Whar he read what am gwine be
+ In de by en by.
+
+ I's a 'ception ter dat rule,
+ Ez you sho will fin',
+ En I come ter my conclusions
+ Out ob my own min':
+ Preachers ain't no mo' conspired
+ Dan is you en me;
+ Dat, if you des crack yo' eyes,
+ You am sho gwine see.
+
+[Illustration: THE WOOD-SAWYER.
+
+ "Oh, I work hard, sho,
+ When de col' win' blow,
+ Sawin' en splittin' de white folks' wood!
+ But I do'n' complain
+ Ob de col' en de rain,
+ Kaze de Lawd gwine sen' what He know am good."]
+
+ Eb'ry man what see a tex'
+ In de trees en stones,
+ Ain't bin called ter preach en raise
+ Life in dead, dry bones.
+ Dat ole rooster scratchin' dar
+ Am a sarmont, sho,
+ But des kaze I read him right,
+ I ain't called, you know.
+
+ If you don't read it, you ain't
+ Got de seein' eyes,
+ En yo' heart cain't see dem things
+ What would make you wise.
+ Sho's de Bible done say dat
+ Dem what works kin eat,
+ Dat's a noble sarmont dar--
+ One dat cain't be beat.
+
+ When dat rooster scratch fo' worms
+ In de lowly groun',
+ He's a sayin' we mus' work
+ Fo' our bread, I'm boun';
+ En when he fin' food, en call
+ Till dat hen do run,
+ He sho mean dat man mus' work
+ Fo' de weakly one.
+
+ He don't shet his knowledge up
+ In a selfish min';
+ When he see de mornin' break
+ He tell all mankin'.
+ Do ter me all dis en mo',
+ Dat same rooster teach,
+ He don't say dat I's conspired
+ By de Lawd ter preach.
+
+
+Des De Same.
+
+ My ole shanty am a fallin',
+ En de rain am leakin' frue,
+ En de rheumatiz done grip me
+ Till I don't know what ter do;
+ But I thank God fo' dis frame,
+ En I happy, des de same.
+
+ I cain't go en jine de singin',
+ Lak I did in ole-time days,
+ At de Calvary Baptis' Church,
+ Whar dey sing glad songs ob praise;
+ But my heart ain't sick en lame,
+ En it singin', des de same.
+
+ Mandy say de safe am empty--
+ We ain't got no food ter-day!
+ Say she do' know whar we git it,
+ 'Thout an angel come dis way;
+ But I trus' in Jesus' name,
+ En my soul feas', des de same.
+
+
+So De Sunshine Stay.
+
+ If de rooster crow, dey say,
+ 'Fo'e de clock strike ten,
+ Atter he done gone ter roos'
+ In de chicken pen,
+ Den de weather sho gwine change
+ 'Fo'e dat time nex' day,
+ En I don't care if it do--
+ So de sunshine stay.
+
+ How de rooster know if win'
+ Am gwine res' or blow,
+ Or if clouds gwine hol' de rain,
+ Or gwine let it po',
+ I cain't tell, do I live heah
+ Forty yeahs terday;
+ But I know my heart am glad
+ If de sunshine stay.
+
+
+Daddy Long Legs.
+
+ "Ole Daddy Long Legs,
+ Why am you so tall?
+ You look lak yo' head
+ Gwine soon touch de wall;
+ En it take many stitches
+ Ter sew up dem breeches."
+
+ Ole Daddy Long Legs
+ Make answer ter me:
+ "De fines' fruit grow
+ In de top ob de tree,
+ En I's made tall ez dis
+ So's de bes' I won't miss."
+
+
+His Capacity Filled.
+
+ Oh, I had a happy time--
+ Happy time las' night!
+ Staid inside dat meetin' house
+ Till it mos' daylight.
+ En I sho did sing en holler
+ Till de people know
+ Dat dis nigger got religion--
+ Couldn't hol' no mo'.
+
+ When I leave dat meetin' house--
+ Leave at ha'f pas' two,
+ I wuz gittin' hungry ez
+ Shoutin' niggers do;
+ En des den I heah a rooster
+ Gib a mighty crow;
+ "Don't he think he big?" I say,
+ "I gwine fetch him low!"
+
+ Oh, I fetch him low! En I
+ Tote him home wid me,
+ En wid dumplin's I done cook him
+ Quick ez dat kin be.
+ Wid religion en dat chicken
+ I am full up, sho,
+ But I reckon when night come
+ I kin hol' some mo'!
+
+
+Ike's Temptation.
+
+ Ebry day dat come, I pass
+ Whar de watermilyun grow
+ In de Massa's milyun patch,
+ En dey is a sight, fo' sho.
+ Dey des peeps frum out de leaves,
+ Playin' hide en seek wid me;
+ En dey beg me come en ta'se 'em,
+ Des ter see how good dey be;
+ But I sho does pass 'em by--
+ Same's I don't know whar dey lie.
+
+ I's a member ob de church,
+ En you'll neber see me steal;
+ I kin sho han' out de cash
+ Fo' my bacon en corn-meal.
+ Dey will keep me des ez fat
+ Ez I eber want ter be,
+ En de luxuries ob life--
+ Heah dem milyuns callin' me!
+ Don't dey know dat I done say
+ I ain't gwine take dem away?
+
+ One ob dem--he sho am big--
+ Prettiest thing I eber seen--
+ All arrayed, mo' bright dan lilies,
+ In dem shades ob shinnin' green.
+ He done creep frum out dem leaves
+ Till he close ter dis low fence,
+ En he beckon me ter take him--
+ Think dat I ain't got good sense!
+ But dat coat ob him do shine,
+ En I wish dat he wus mine.
+
+ Wonder if he look ez nice
+ On de inside ez de out?
+ Wonder if he's lak dem Christians
+ What do nothin' else but shout?
+ Guess dat I could mighty soon
+ Bu's' him on a rock, en see,
+ If I had him on dis side
+ Ob de ole rail-fence wid me.
+ Dat I'll do! If he's deceivin',
+ Nothin' else ain't wuth believin'!
+
+ He am mellow ter de co';
+ Sho de heart ob him am right;
+ Since I gone en bu's' him open,
+ I mus' git him out ob sight.
+ I would sin agin my conshuns
+ If I let him go ter was'e
+ When so many mouths is thirstin'
+ Fo' de juice dey loves ter tas'e;--
+ Juice dat cheers de nigger's soul
+ Mo' dan all dat's bought wid gol'.
+
+ It wus good, dat watermilyun,
+ But I sho am gittin' sick;
+ Go en git de doctor, honey--
+ Go en git him mighty quick!
+ 'Twus a dirty trick, fo' cartin,
+ What de Massa gone en done,
+ Puttin' strychnine in dat milyun
+ So's ter ketch de guilty one;--
+ But I ain't a rogue, he know--
+ I's a Christian, dat am sho!
+
+
+Whar De Watermilyun Grow.
+
+ I wus fetch up fur away
+ Frum dis city whar I stay,
+ In de lan' ob shinin' day
+ Whar de watermilyun grow.
+
+ Oh, my boss heah treat me gran'!
+ But I sad, you understan',
+ Longing fo' de Dixie lan'
+ Whar de watermilyun grow.
+
+ Fiel's ob cotton beckon me,
+ En de sweet magnolia tree,
+ En my heart des cry ter be
+ Whar de watermilyun grow.
+
+ Oh, de South am des de place
+ Fo' de thirsty cullud race!
+ En I long ter turn my face
+ Whar de watermilyun grow.
+
+ If dey try to 'tice you 'way,
+ Don't you lis'n what dey say,
+ Kaze de nigger bo'n ter stay
+ Whar de watermilyun grow.
+
+
+What His Education Done.
+
+ What dat you say? Sen' Zeke ter school
+ Des kaze he ain't bin bo'n a fool?
+ Now you talkin'! You ain't heerd
+ 'Bout George Washington T. Beard?
+ He wus smart, his ma tell me,
+ En he l'arn his A, B, C,
+ 'Thout no' difficult at all--
+ Nat'ral ez de ripe fruit fall.
+
+ En dat smartness grow on him
+ Fas' ez leaves grow on de lim',
+ Till at las' de people say:
+ "He mus' sholy go away
+ Ter de college in de town!"
+ 'Twus a great one, I am boun',
+ Whar dey teach dat young man mo'
+ Dan de mos' ob niggers know.
+
+ When he reach ter gradiation,
+ My! Dey make a great 'miration;
+ En dey say: "Spite ob his race,
+ En dat shinin', coal-black face,
+ He gwine make de people's eyes
+ Open wide wid dey surprise;
+ Dat wus sho a good essay,
+ What he read fo' us ter-day."
+
+ En dey say dem people chee'ed
+ Dat George Washington T. Beard;
+ Say he look en ac' ez gran'
+ Ez de fines' in de lan;
+ Bowin' dis en den dat way
+ Wid a smile dat seem ter say:
+ "I is ready now ter do
+ Somethin' dat will 'stonish you."
+
+ Den what nex'? He des come home--
+ Wait dar fo' de chance ter come
+ Ter git some big job, fo' true,
+ Lak falutin' white folks do;--
+ Think he am too smart, you know,
+ Ter use axe or spade or hoe;
+ Or ter do work, han' ter han',
+ Wid de ignorant cullud man.
+
+ Dar he set en dar he wait,
+ Railin' 'gin de nigger's fate,
+ Sayin' dat de worl' am hard,
+ When we all know dat de Lawd
+ Make it easier, fo' sho',
+ When de man use what he know;
+ When he don't des set en wait,
+ Railin' allers 'gin his fate.
+
+ Ez you say, dat Zeke ob mine
+ Got a min' dat sho could shine,
+ En dem han's ob his kin do
+ Mos' ez much ez mine, fo' true.
+ He won't neber lack fo' bread
+ Wid dem han's en wid dat head;
+ En I don't sen' him ter school
+ Whar he l'arn ter be a fool.
+
+
+Booker T. Washington.
+
+ People tell de news las' week
+ Dat a cullud man gwine speak
+ At de college hall;
+ Say he try ter lif' his race
+ Ter a high en shinin' place
+ On dis 'restial ball.
+
+ En dey say dat cullud man
+ Doin' work dat sho am gran'
+ In dis worl' below;
+ Say he gib his life, fo' true,
+ So de nigger be en do
+ Better dan befo'.
+
+ He done 'stablish a fine school,
+ Whar, dey say, he 'force dis rule:
+ Train de man all roun';
+ Let de han's dey duty know;
+ Let de min' wake up en grow;
+ Let de heart be soun'.
+
+ Dat great school am situate
+ Down in Alabamy state,
+ In dis Dixie lan';
+ En folks north en eas' en wes',
+ When dey heah it do its bes',
+ Len' a he'pin' han'.
+
+ Mr. Washington come down
+ Las' week ter dis very town,
+ Ez I spec' you know;
+ En when I went ter dat hall
+ Des ter heah him speak, en all,
+ I wus 'sprised, fo' sho;
+
+ 'Sprised ter see dat cullud man
+ On de platform, dress up gran',
+ Wid de bes' white men;
+ En if he don't speak dat day
+ Words ez good ez dey kin say--
+ Den my name ain't Ben!
+
+ Oh, I wish dat I could tell
+ What he say! It make me swell
+ All up fat wid pride;
+ En I say: "I sho gwine shake
+ His right han' fo' dem words' sake,
+ When we git outside."
+
+ When he finish en set down,
+ I go outside en walk roun'
+ Till his face I see;
+ Den I say, sho ez I bo'n:
+ "Howdy, Mr. Washington!
+ Won't you speak ter me?"
+
+ En he shake my han' de way
+ Dat men do when dey hearts say:
+ "Glad ter see yo' face!"
+ En I tell him; "'Fo'e you go
+ I mus' say, you make me, sho,
+ Proud ob de black race."
+
+
+Crazy Joe's Ambition.
+
+ Crazy Joe, he make me laugh
+ When he talk dat way
+ 'Bout de mansion on de hill
+ Whar de gov'nor stay;
+ When he vow dat he
+ Sho ez life gwine be
+ Walkin' on dem flo's some day.
+
+ He ain't wise on politics,
+ En we tell him so,
+ En we say: "Nobody vote
+ Fo' you, Crazy Joe!"
+ But he say dat he
+ Sometime sho gwine be
+ Walkin' on dat mansion flo'.
+
+ His vote he'p de white man git
+ Ter dat place, he say,
+ En he waitin' fo' de state
+ Ter do right, en pay
+ Him wid dis job soon:
+ Washin' de spittoon
+ What dey use dar ebry day!
+
+
+Grinnin' Jake.
+
+ Neber seen a feller grin
+ Lak dat nigger do;
+ When you as' him anything
+ He des look at you;--
+ Neber answer what you say--
+ Grin en grin dat stupid way.
+
+ When somebody what don't know
+ As' him what he name,
+ He hang down dat head ob his
+ Ez do' he ashame;
+ En he show dem teeth ob white
+ Lak dey speak fo' him all right.
+
+ "Is de cat done got yo' tongue?"
+ Mammy as' him once,
+ "Or is you des bo'n to be
+ A dum', stupid dunce?"
+ But he hang dat head en grin,
+ Silly ez he allers bin.
+
+ I mos' b'lieve dat when he git
+ Up ter heaven's gate,
+ If de angels as' him why
+ He stan' dar en wait,
+ He won't say: "Please let me in,"
+ But des grin en grin en grin!
+
+[Illustration: Grinnin' Jake.]
+
+
+Elmiry Vaccinated.
+
+ When de vaccinater come,
+ My Elmiry run frum home
+ Fas' ez she could go;
+ Run away ter Missus' house,
+ Whar she slip in lak a mouse,
+ So de Miss won't know.
+
+ En she scramble hin' de head
+ Ob de Missus' high pos' bed,
+ Des ter hide erwhile;
+ En de Missus come en go
+ Frue dat room, but she don't know
+ 'Bout dat silly chile.
+
+ By en by, when she come frue,
+ She heah somethin' breave, she do,
+ Lak somebody 'sleep;
+ En her heart stan' still dat day,
+ En she am too sca'ed, she say,
+ Des to take a peep.
+
+ So she run out-do's en call;
+ "Sen' de pleeceman (heah me all!)
+ Right now ter my house;
+ Dar's a robber 'hin' my bed,
+ Waitin' till de day be dead,
+ Quiet ez a mouse."
+
+ En de news dem people spread
+ 'Bout de robber 'hin' de bed,
+ Waitin' till day done;
+ En de pleeceman sho did race,
+ So he reach dat hidin' place,
+ 'Fo'e de robber run.
+
+ But when he git dar en see
+ Dat chile sleepin' quiet, he
+ Des frow back his head,
+ En he laugh en laugh en say:
+ "Come in, Missus, right away!
+ Who dis 'hin' yo' bed?"
+
+ Dey take hol' ob her en shake
+ Dat Elmiry till she wake
+ 'Nough ter rub her eyes;
+ When she open dem en see
+ Who dat man am--goodness me!--
+ She am sho surprise'.
+
+ "Please, Mister Pleeceman," den she say,
+ "I'll be vaccernate' dis day
+ If you let me go!"
+ But he say dat des a tale,
+ En he take her ter de jail
+ 'Fo'e her mammy know.
+
+ Take her ter be vaccernate,
+ En she grunt now, soon en late,
+ Wid dat arm dat's so'.
+ 'Tain't no use ter run frum home
+ When de vaccernater come;--
+ He gwine git you, sho.
+
+
+"Simple Simon."
+
+ Des cartin ez dey is a way
+ Ter miss doin what am right,
+ Dat boy gwine allers fin' it out
+ What work fo' Mistah White.
+
+ Las' yeah dey had him drive 'em all
+ Out ter de ole school groun',
+ Whar all de white folks congregate
+ Frum miles en miles er-roun'.
+
+ En Mistah White, when dey git dar,
+ Say: "Simon, now you min',
+ En put dis ice we got heah, in
+ De cooles' place you fin'."
+
+ En when dey all go in ter heah
+ De chillun speak en sing,
+ Dat boy--he go en drap dat ice
+ Right in de bubblin' spring!
+
+
+An Obstacle Overcome.
+
+ Dat Tom, he allers want ter know
+ All 'bout de things he see;
+ I neber could remember ha'f
+ Ob what he done as' me.
+
+ He see dem posts down by de road,
+ Wid wires stretch ercrost,
+ En ast me why dem wires wus
+ Hung dar from post ter post.
+
+ I tell him den, de bes' I kin,
+ Dat dey wus made to sen'
+ De news ercrost, so men kin heah
+ Frum dey fur absent frien'.
+
+ He stan' en gaze en gaze on dem
+ In his onquirin' way;
+ Den: "How de news git roun dem posts?"
+ Dat stupid nigger say.
+
+ He sho ain't got de sense ter know
+ (De good fo' nothin' scamp!)
+ Dat des ter meet dat obstickle
+ We got de postage stamp.
+
+[Illustration: "How de News git roun' dem posts?"]
+
+
+Two of a kind.
+
+ Sime say he don't know what ter do wid dat mule
+ Dat he done gone en bought (he wus sholy a fool!)
+ At de sale in de town;
+ He say it so stubborn dat when he say "gee,"
+ It allers gwine "haw," ez sho ez kin be,
+ En I's glad, I am boun'.
+
+ He say when he want it ter stan' it gwine walk;--
+ When he want it ter go, it am sholy gwine balk,
+ Lak a dunce all de time.
+ He say dey ain't neber bin bo'n sich a fool,
+ But I know, I sho do, dat pesky ole mule
+ Ain't ez stubborn ez Sime.
+
+ He neber gwine do what I tell him am right,
+ Do he know I wus bo'n wid a caul on my sight,
+ En kin see what am bes';
+ I tol' him ter stay frum dat sale in de town,
+ But somethin' des draw him ez blood do de houn',
+ Till he foller de res'.
+
+ I sho knew dat day what dat man wus erbout
+ When I seen him a-takin' de las' money out
+ Ob de cup on de she'f;
+ En I glad he done spent ebry cent on dat mule,
+ En's got ter work now wid dat pesky ole fool,
+ Kaze he's stubborn hisse'f.
+
+
+Quarantined.
+
+ Who am sca'ed ob small-pox? Pshaw!
+ Not dis nigger, sho.
+ Las' yeah dar wus lots ob it
+ Down in Spilman's row;
+ En de pleeceman walk erbout,
+ Keepin' some in en some out.
+
+ En I ask: "What dey gwine do
+ Fo' 'nough food to eat?"
+ En Sime answer: "Ez fo' dat,
+ Small-pox cain't be beat;
+ Kaze when it done shet yo' gate,
+ Den de town gwine fill yo' plate."
+
+ He say dem dat's quarantined
+ Down in Spilman's row,
+ Gittin' better things ter eat
+ Dan we am, fo' sho;
+ Say he see 'em take some food
+ Back dar dat wus mighty good.
+
+ Den I min' me ob my frien's,
+ How dey lonesome be,
+ En I say: "I cain't fo'get 'em--
+ Dey am deah ter me!"
+ En dey voices call en call,
+ Till I heah dem ober all.
+
+ 'T last I say dat I mus' go
+ If I am dey frien';--
+ While de guard walk up _dat_ way,
+ I slip in _dis_ en';--
+ En in Spilman's row I stay
+ Till de small-pox pass erway.
+
+ I don't ketch it--no, suhree!
+ Neber git de chance;
+ Zeke wus down dar wid his fiddle,
+ En I jine de dance;--
+ En de city furnish food
+ Dat, fo' sho, tas'e mighty good.
+
+
+A Puzzling Clause.
+
+ Oh, de preacher done fine
+ When I marry Em'line,
+ But what did he mean, I wonder,
+ When he stan dar en' say:
+ "I done jine you ter-day;
+ Let nobody put you ter thunder!"
+
+
+Fo'e de Wah.
+
+ I ain't neber work, not me!
+ Fo' de white trash. Kaze, you see,
+ I wus fetch up mighty gran'
+ By de bes' folks in de lan';--
+ En dey teach me how ter do
+ Work fo' ladies rich ez you,
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ "Who fetch me up?" Now, Missus, sho
+ I done tol' you dat befo'!
+ Why a Miss wid heart ez true
+ Ez wus eber knowed by you;
+ En a face dat shine ez bright
+ Ez dem days so full ob light,
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ When I sick in dem ole days,
+ Missus don't des go her ways,
+ Leabin' me ter cry en groan
+ In dat cabin all alone;
+ Wid her han's she wait on me
+ Till I well ez I kin be,
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ When de fus' sweet baby come,
+ Blessin' my deah Missus' home,
+ 'Twarn't nobody else but me
+ Dressed it nice ez it could be
+ In a dress ob spotless white,
+ (Shinin' lak de robes ob light!)
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ En when angels, by en by,
+ Call dat darlin' ter de sky,
+ 'Twus me robe it in its bes',
+ Ez I say: "Now, sleep en res'."
+ Den de house wus sad erwhile
+ Kaze we lose our only chile,--
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ God won't hab dem arms ob Miss
+ Empty ob de mammy's bliss,
+ En he fill em up wid joy--
+ Now a gal, en den a boy;
+ En deysel's dem chillun twine
+ Roun' dis happy heart ob mine,
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ When dat jolly nigger, Ned,
+ Take de notion in his head
+ Dat he want ter marry me,
+ Missus say: "Well, we will see;"
+ En she buy him fo' her slave
+ (He bin long time in his grave!)
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ Buy him fo' her slave, you see,
+ So dat he kin live wid me
+ In de hut whar de sweet vine
+ Ob de yellow jes'mine twine;
+ Whar de mockin'-bird all day
+ Sing kaze we wus glad en gay,
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ Den dem Yankees come, you know,
+ En dey beat de South, fo' sho;
+ Missus tell us: "You is free!
+ You don't b'long no mo' ter me."
+ But us niggers up en say:
+ "We gwine stay right whar we stay
+ 'Fo'e de wah!"
+
+ En we stay. We didn't go
+ Ter de North lak some I know.
+ Dey sho thought dat dey gwine be
+ Rich up dar ez dey wus free;
+ But dey soon come back agin
+ Ter de lan' whar dey had bin
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ Missus die.--Please 'scuse dese teahs;
+ I mus' cry, spite ob de yeahs,
+ When I min' me ob dat day
+ Dat dey laid her deep away
+ By de willow bendin' low,--
+ One she planted long ago
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ Den dey scatter, all de res',
+ Some ter eas', en some to wes';
+ One done jine de Miss on high
+ In de mansions ob de sky;
+ Dem dat's libin' write ter me
+ Ob de times dat used ter be
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ En dey sen's some change erlong,
+ Calling it "but des a song;"
+ But it free dis nigger, sho,
+ Frum a lot ob care en woe;
+ En it make me dream dat I
+ Libin in dem days gone by
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+ I is gittin weak en ole,
+ En I know dat soon my soul
+ Sho gwine heah de angels come,
+ Singin', singin', "Home, sweet home!"
+ En up dar my eyes gwine see
+ All de white folks deah to me
+ 'Fo'e de wah.
+
+
+Ground Hog Day.
+
+ What de use ter go agin
+ What de groun' hog say,
+ Little bud, dat done unfol'
+ 'Fo'e Spring come dis way?
+ 'Tis a shame fo' dat sunshine
+ Ter be foolin' you,
+ When mo' fros' am prophesied
+ By de prophet true:
+
+ If de sun am shinin' bright,
+ He turn right away
+ Back into dat cozy bed,
+ Whar till spring he stay.
+ But if clouds am in de sky,
+ Den he know, fo' sho,
+ Dat de winter am done pass
+ Ter return no mo'.
+
+ Yestiday, when he creep out
+ Frum his winter den,
+ He des turn his se'f erbout,
+ En went in agin.
+ He ain't easy ter deceive
+ By warm sun en breeze,
+ Kaze he got a way ter know
+ If dey'll be a freeze.
+
+ Wish de sunshine wouldn't 'vite
+ Flowers ter unfol',
+ When de prophet prophesy
+ Dar gwine be mo' col';
+ Wish de little buds could know
+ What de groun' hog say,
+ En would stay shet, close en tight,
+ Till Spring come ter stay.
+
+
+Excusable.
+
+ Why you go en fight dat boy?
+ Don't you know he white?
+ Bet de pleeceman come en git you
+ 'Fo'e you sleep dis night!
+ Don't you heah yo' mammy say,
+ Why you knock him down dat way?
+
+ "Called you nigger?" Did he, sho?
+ Den you done des right!
+ Eb'ry time de po' white buckra
+ Call you dat, you fight!
+ If you am one, I am sho
+ 'Taint dey place ter tell you so!
+
+
+Jeff's Funeral Sermon.
+
+ Git my mou'nin' dress, Susanah,
+ Out de bottom draw';--
+ It bin waitin' long time wid
+ Dis black hat ob straw,
+ Fo' de preacher ter come by
+ En preach Jeff up ter de sky.
+
+ Jeff done pass away befo' us
+ Des six months ter-day;
+ But it don't seem long ez dat
+ (How time pass away!)
+ Since dey laid dat po' boy down
+ In de churchyard's holy groun'.
+
+ Yestiday when I ast Missus
+ Let me go ter-day
+ Ter Jeff's fun'ral, she so s'prised
+ Till she up en say:
+ "Sakes! dey bury him, you know,
+ Las' yeah, long en long ago!"
+
+ En I tell her dat de people
+ Libin fur frum home,
+ Couldn't heah dat he wus gone,
+ En dey want ter come;
+ So we wait till news wus spread
+ Ebrywhar dat he wus dead.
+
+ En we 'vite so many people
+ Frum de country roun',
+ Dat dar'll be a sight ob niggers
+ At dat church, I'm boun';
+ So we better be gwine on,
+ Kaze we set wid dem dat mou'n.
+
+
+Uncle Bob to his Dog.
+
+ Uncle Bob say ter his dog, Leo:
+ "You tangle yo'se'f in my heart-strings, sho,
+ But de day gwine come when you got ter go,
+ Kaze I ain't got a dollar
+ Ter buy you a collar,
+ En de dog-ketcher ketch you, sho."
+
+ Uncle Bob say: "I dervide my bread,
+ En I kiver you up in my nice, straw bed,
+ But I sca'ed dat my dog gwine soon be dead,
+ Kaze I ain't got a dollar
+ Ter buy you a collar,
+ En de dog-ketcher ketch you, sho."
+
+ Uncle Bob say: "Oh, de stolen am sweet,
+ En dat why you clim' frue de fence ter de street,
+ Do I already tol' you de en' you gwine meet!
+ Kaze I ain't got a dollar
+ Ter buy you a collar,
+ En de dog-ketcher ketch you, sho."
+
+
+A Prophecy.
+
+ Sho ez dat dar sun on high
+ Shine on me ter-day,
+ Dar gwine be a riber-rise,
+ Lis'n what I say!
+ 'Fo'e de summer am done pas'
+ Dat dar Congaree
+ Am gwine over-flow dem banks,
+ Rushin' ter de sea.
+
+ I does closely watch de signs,
+ En de wasp, fo' true,
+ Biuldin' higher up dis yeah
+ Dan she mos'ly do.
+ By dat nes', so safe en high,
+ She done say ter me;
+ "Dar gwine be a rise dis yeah
+ Ob de Congaree."
+
+
+Possum en Pertaters.
+
+ De pe'simmons in de pastur' am a-fallin', fallin' down,
+ En de sweet pertaters waitin' ter be dug frum out de groun';
+ Dat dey good de possum know,
+ En he fatten on 'em, sho!
+ En I tas'e his juice ter-morrer, else I neber tas'e it mo'.
+
+ Bring de light-wood torch, Horiah, en don't creep so slow erlong;
+ Lif' yo' lazy feet up faster, so dey keep time ter dis song:
+ "Mr. Possum, hear me say,
+ 'Tain't no use ter run away,
+ Kaze I sho gwine ketch en bleed you 'fo'e de breakin' ob de day!
+
+ Dem two dogs already trace him ter de big pe'simmon tree,
+ En I see dem eyes ob his'n shinin' down lak stars at me.
+ He for sho am perch up high,
+ But I git him, by en by,
+ En dat feas' I hab to-morrer beat de fines' chicken pie.
+
+ I done grab him by de neck, en I comin' down agin,
+ En de weight ob him do tell me he am fur frum bein' thin;
+ En he droop hisse'f en play
+ Dat he dead en pass away,
+ Do he know dat if I loose him he gwine mighty soon be gay.
+
+ He am sho a fine one, en I proud ter take him home,
+ En de mammy en de chillun wake ter see him when he come;
+ En I singe his tender hide
+ Till it look lak it done fried,
+ Den I try ter go ter sleep, but my eyes stay open wide.
+
+ Oh, my eyes stay open wide, till de breakin' ob de day,
+ When de long, long night oh waitin' am at las' done pass away;
+ En I go outside en scratch
+ Sweet pertaters frum de patch,
+ Kaze wid juices ob de possum dey ain't nothin' else ter match.
+
+ When we bake dat critter brown, wid pertaters stuff inside,
+ Den we say: "Oh, hasten, nigger, ez de bridegroom ter de bride!"
+ Come en dine wid us ter-day,
+ En we know dat you gwine stay
+ Till de las ob dat good possum am done hid frum sight away.
+
+
+Cotton's Comin' In.
+
+ Bet de goldenrod's a-bloomin'
+ 'Long de country roads;
+ Bet de hick'ry nuts am fallin'
+ By de loads en loads.
+ Bet pe'simmons am mos' ripe--
+ Makes a feller grin!
+ What's de sign? Why, man alive,
+ Cotton's comin' in!
+
+ Bet ole Pete am busy now
+ Bilin' sorghum down;
+ Bet dey'll hab a pullin' soon--
+ 'Vite me frum de town;
+ Bet de apple's dryin' on
+ Chiny plates en tin,
+ Bet all dis, en mo', des kaze
+ Cotton's comin' in.
+
+ Bet de rice am hangin' now
+ Head down in de sun;
+ Bet ole Massa's habin' times
+ Wid his rod en gun;
+ Wish I'd staid dar in de woods--
+ Town's chuck full ob sin,
+ En I sho git homesick when
+ Cotton's comin' in.
+
+ Bet de pinders spread out on
+ De ole shed ter dry;
+ Bet de possum know de way
+ Ter de tree-top high.
+ Soon dem darkies put away
+ 'Taters in de bin;--
+ Lan'! I's gwine back when Pete
+ Brings his cotton in!
+
+
+Dat Yaller Gal.
+
+ I bin watchin' you, big Jim,
+ En I s'prised, fo' sho;
+ You is done fo'git mos' all
+ Dat you eber know.
+ Dar you wus, at de cake-walk,
+ Makin' eyes at Sue,
+ When you orter know dat gal
+ Ain't gwine look at you.
+
+ Yo' hair curl on top yo' head
+ Lak sheep's wool, fo' sho,
+ En yo' skin am des ez black
+ Ez de blackes' crow.
+ Ebry time you pass dat gal
+ She stick up her nose,
+ En draw back, des lak she sca'ed
+ You gwine touch her clo'es.
+
+ Think she am too good ter speak
+ Ter a coal-black man
+ What, ez ebrybody know,
+ Do de bes' he kin,
+ Kaze her skin ain't black lak yourn,
+ En her hair ain't wool,
+ She ac' lak she am de queen--
+ Sick'nin' yaller fool!
+
+ Ebry day she com' dat hair
+ Lak de white folks do;
+ Pin it back wid fine hair-pins,
+ Shinin lak bran' new;
+ En she go erlong de street
+ Holding her head high,
+ Lak she neber see her race
+ When dey pass her by.
+
+ Us dat am de niggers right--
+ Us don't ac' lak dat!
+ When we com' our hair we make
+ Heah en dar a plait;
+ En we wrap 'em good wid cord
+ So dey sho gwine stay
+ Right in place a week or mo'
+ Frum de com'in' day.
+
+ En we don't pass cullud folks
+ Wid our head up high,
+ But we stop en speak wid dem
+ 'Fo'e we pass on by.
+ En we as' 'em: "How you do?
+ How's de folks at home?"
+ En we tell 'em whar we live,
+ Sayin' "You mus' come."
+
+ I's bin watchin' you, big Jim,
+ En I's s'prised, fo' sho;
+ Ez I sed, you is fo'got
+ All you eber know.
+ If you's got good sense you'll quit
+ Makin' eyes at Sue,
+ Kaze dat stuck-up yaller gal
+ Ain't gwine look at you.
+
+
+To Walk Wid His Gal.
+
+ Dem gals stan' erbout, en giggle en grin;
+ Dey say: "His shoes shine' lak a bran' new pin!"
+ En de way dat dey treat him am sholy a sin,
+ When John go ter walk wid his gal.
+
+ Dey laugh at his hat en dey laugh at his tie,
+ En dey say: "Will you 'low us ter see you go by?"
+ En sho wid sich nonsinse dat nigger dey try,
+ When John go ter walk wid his gal.
+
+ "Oh, shet up!" I tell 'em, "en dat right away,--
+ I know what's de matter, now heah what I say;
+ You's ebry one jealous, you sho is, ter-day,
+ Kaze John gone ter walk wid his gal!"
+
+
+"Cunjud."
+
+ Frow fish salt out on de grass
+ Ebrywhar dat man done pass,
+ En be quick;
+ Scatter it all roun' de do',
+ Else somebody heah, fo' sho,
+ Gwine be sick.
+
+ He done cunjur' me, you know,
+ One time long en long ago,
+ 'Fo'e you bo'n;
+ En it ain't fo' good ter-day
+ Dat he stop by heah dat way,
+ Den pass on.
+
+ Dat de way he done befo',
+ En wid fever laid me low
+ In de bed.
+ Go en spread de salt all roun'
+ 'Fo'e we bofe am lyin' down,
+ Sick or dead.
+
+
+Uncle Ben's Superstition.
+
+ Oh, please, Missus, don't as' dat!
+ Is you neber heah it sed
+ Him dat plants a holly tree
+ Sho gwine lie down, stiff en dead,
+ Soon's dat tree grow big en high
+ 'Nough ter shade him whar he lie?
+
+ I ain't sca'ed ob death, not me!
+ I's bin baptized in de creek,
+ En in big experience meetin's
+ I does rise sometimes ter speak;
+ But I don't tempt Providence;--
+ 'Tis a act ob wickedness.
+
+ "How ter git it planted, den?"
+ Ain't got time, yo'se'f, you say?
+ Lis'n, mum, en I will tell you
+ What's, fo' true, de only way,
+ 'Th'out you hab somebody die
+ Soon's dat tree grow big en high:
+
+ Put a seed somewhar out do's,
+ So de win' will blow it down
+ Des whar you would hab it planted,
+ On a nice, sof' bit ob groun'.
+ Dar it will take root en grow;
+ I is tried it, en I know.
+
+ But ter put de seed in groun',
+ Or ter plant dar de young tree,
+ Am sho temptin' Providence--
+ En it ain't bin done by me;
+ Dat am how I'm heah ter-day
+ Ter teach ole Missus de right way.
+
+
+Wid de Witches.
+
+ When I hab ter go ter bed,
+ I sho civer up my head,
+ Kaze I allers mighty sca'ed
+ Dat de witches come at night.
+
+ Dey does come sometimes, you know,
+ En wid dem you got ter go,
+ Ridin' fas' or ridin' slow,
+ When dey come fo' you at night.
+
+ I does try my bes' ter shriek,
+ But my voice git low en weak,
+ En I shake so I cain't speak
+ When de witches come at night.
+
+ Oh, dey tote you up so high
+ Till you neahly touch de sky,
+ En you sca'ed mos' 'nough ter die
+ When you ride wid dem at night.
+
+ "You des dream dat," Missus say,
+ But she don't fool me ter-day!
+ I done bin too fur away
+ Wid dem witches des las' night.
+
+
+A Restless Spirit.
+
+ "Don't b'I'eve in hants?" Well, dat des show
+ Dat you cartin neber know
+ 'Bout dat big house on de hill,
+ Whar a sperit walk at night
+ When de dark done quench de light,
+ En de worl' am calm en still.
+
+ "Who lib dar?" Well, gracious me!
+ You won't as' dat when you see
+ Dat ghos' walkin' roun' de place;
+ Ghos' dat allers kneels en prays
+ Under dem magnolia trees,
+ Wid a sad en longin' face.
+
+ Once, dey say, a sweet bride come
+ Frum her fur-off northern home,
+ Ter dis lan' ob flow'rs en song;
+ En she love de birds en bees
+ Hummin' 'roun' dem fragrant trees,
+ En wus happy all day long.
+
+ Dar she go mos' ebry day
+ When de noon-sun shine dat way,
+ Waitin' fo' her man ter come;
+ En when evenin' light grow dim
+ Dar she go ter watch fo' him
+ Ter come back ter dat glad home.
+
+ En dey walk dar, des dem two,
+ When de stars am peepin' frue
+ Leaves ob dem magnolia trees;
+ En dey bofe am glad ob heart
+ Des kaze dey don't walk apart,
+ En am kiss by dat same breeze.
+
+ When one day dat man come home,
+ He don't see his young wife come
+ Out ter meet him on de lawn;
+ She took sick, de people say,
+ En her spirit pass away
+ 'Fo'e de little baby bo'n.
+
+ Den her mammy write en say:
+ "Fetch en bury her, we pray,
+ By her sisters heah at home."
+ So she lie dar in de col',
+ Whar de win's am strong en bol',
+ Waitin' fo' de kingdom come.
+
+ But her sperit walk at night,
+ When de dark done quench de light,
+ Under dem magnolia trees;
+ En she stop dar en kneel down
+ Wid her white dress floatin' roun'
+ In de gentle, sighin' breeze.
+
+ Oh, my heart ache in my breas'
+ Fo' dat sperit cravin' res'!
+ En I know it would fin' ease
+ If dey bring dem bones some day
+ Ter de south, en let 'em lay
+ Under dem magnolia trees.
+
+[Illustration: "On de Chain Gang."]
+
+
+Pardoned.
+
+ Ike wus workin' on de chain gang
+ Ebry day till set ob sun,
+ Kaze he bin took up fo' somethin'
+ Dat he neber orter done.
+
+ En he ketch de quick consumption
+ Workin' in de col' en rain,
+ En he say if dey des free him
+ He won't do so bad agin.
+
+ Den his white frien's write a letter
+ Dat dey as' us all ter sign,
+ Sayin': "Ike am weak en sickly,
+ En he mus' be treated kin'."
+
+ Sayin': "He cain't lib much longer,
+ En we hope you let him come
+ Back ter dem dat am his people,
+ So he pass away at home."
+
+ En we des keep waiting', waitin',
+ Till a letter come at las',
+ Sayin' dat de gov'nor glad
+ He kin grant us what we as'.
+
+ When we carry Ike dat message,
+ Ho don't heah us what we say,
+ Kaze de Lawd done come en call him,
+ En his soul done pass away.
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's Darkey Ways in Dixie, by Margaret A. Richard
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41691 ***