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- THE WAGES OF VIRTUE
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-Title: The Wages of Virtue
-Author: Percival Christopher Wren
-Release Date: December 17, 2012 [EBook #41652]
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE WAGES OF VIRTUE ***
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-Produced by Al Haines.
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-[Illustration: Cover]
-
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-
-
- THE
- WAGES OF VIRTUE
-
-
- BY
- PERCIVAL CHRISTOPHER WREN
-
-
-
- LONDON
- JOHN MURRAY, ALBEMARLE STREET
-
-
-
-
-FIRST EDITION . . . November, 1916
-Reprinted . . . . . December, 1916
-Reprinted . . . . . May, 1917
-Reprinted . . . . . September, 1917
-Reprinted (2/-) . . January, 1920
-Reprinted (3/6) . . April, 1925
-Reprinted . . . . . September, 1925
-Reprinted (2/-) . . November, 1925
-Reprinted (3/6) . . December, 1925
-Reprinted . . . . . March, 1926
-Reprinted (2/-) . . August, 1926
-Reprinted (3/6) . . October, 1926
-Reprinted (2/-) . . January, 1927
-Reprinted (3/6) . . March, 1927
-Reprinted (2/-) . . March, 1927
-Reprinted (2/-) . . June, 1927
-Reprinted (3/6) . . June, 1927
-Reprinted (2/-) . . February, 1928
-Reprinted (3/6) . . May, 1928
-
-
-
-_BY THE SAME AUTHOR_
-
-BEAU GESTE
-BEAU SABREUR
-THE WAGES OF VIRTUE
-STEPSONS OF FRANCE
-THE SNAKE AND THE SWORD
-FATHER GREGORY
-DEW AND MILDEW
-DRIFTWOOD SPARS
-THE YOUNG STAGERS
-
-
-
- _All rights reserved_
-
-
-
-
- TO
- THE CHARMINGEST WOMAN
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
-Prologue
-
- I. Soap and Sir Montague Merline
- II. A Barrack-Room of the Legion
- III. Carmelita et Cie
- IV. The Canteen of the Legion
- V. The Trivial Round
- VI. Le Cafard and Other Things
- VII. The Sheep in Wolf's Clothing
- VIII. The Temptation of Sir Montague Merline
- IX. The Cafe and the Canteen
- X. The Wages of Sin
- XI. Greater Love...
-
-Epilogue
-
-
-
-
-"Vivandiere du regiment,
-C'est Catin qu'on me nomme;
-Je vends, je donne, je bois gaiment,
-Mon vin et mon rogomme;
-J'ai le pied leste et l'oeil mutin,
-Tintin, tintin, tintin, r'lin tintin,
-Soldats, voila Catin!
-
-"Je fus chere a tous nos heros;
-Helas! combien j'en pleure,
-Ainsi soldats et generaux
-Me comblaient a tout heure
-D'amour, de gloire et de butin,
-Tintin, tintin, tintin, r'lin tintin
-D'amour, de gloire et de butin,
-Soldats, voila Catin!"
-
-BERANGER.
-
-
-
-
- PROLOGUE
-
-
-Lord Huntingten emerged from his little green tent, and strolled over to
-where Captain Strong, of the Queen's African Rifles, sat in the
-"drawing-room." The drawing-room was the space under a cedar fir and
-was furnished with four Roorkee chairs of green canvas and white wood,
-and a waterproof ground-sheet.
-
-"I do wish the Merlines would roll up," he said. "I want my dinner."
-
-"Not dinner time yet," remarked Captain Strong. "Hungry?"
-
-"No," answered Lord Huntingten almost snappishly. Captain Strong
-smiled. How old Reggie Huntingten always gave himself away! It was the
-safe return of Lady Merline that he wanted.
-
-Captain Strong, although a soldier, the conditions of whose life were
-almost those of perpetual Active Service, was a student--and
-particularly a student of human nature. Throughout a life of great
-activity he found, and made, much opportunity for sitting in the stalls
-of the Theatre of Life and enjoying the Human Comedy. This East African
-shooting-trip with Lord Huntingten, Sir Montague, and Lady Merline, was
-affording him great entertainment, inasmuch as Huntingten had fallen in
-love with Lady Merline and did not know it. Lady Merline was falling in
-love with Huntingten and knew it only too well, and Merline loved them
-both. That there would be no sort or kind of "denouement," in the
-vulgar sense, Captain Strong was well and gladly aware--for Huntingten
-was as honourable a man as ever lived, and Lady Merline just as
-admirable. No saner, wiser, nor better woman had Strong ever met, nor
-any as well balanced. Had there been any possibility of "developments,"
-trouble, and the usual fiasco of scandal and the Divorce Court, he would
-have taken an early opportunity of leaving the party and rejoining his
-company at Mombasa. For Lord Huntingten was his school, Sandhurst and
-lifelong friend, while Merline was his brother-in-arms and comrade of
-many an unrecorded, nameless expedition, foray, skirmish, fight and
-adventure.
-
-"Merline shouldn't keep her out after dusk like this," continued Lord
-Huntingten. "After all, Africa's Africa and a woman's a woman."
-
-"And Merline's Merline," added Strong with a faint hint of reproof.
-Lord Huntingten grunted, arose, and strode up and down. A fine
-upstanding figure of a man in the exceedingly becoming garb of khaki
-cord riding-breeches, well-cut high boots, brown flannel shirt and
-broad-brimmed felt hat. Although his hands were small, the arms exposed
-by the rolled-up shirtsleeves were those of a navvy, or a blacksmith.
-The face, though tanned and wrinkled, was finely cut and undeniably
-handsome, with its high-bridged nose, piercing blue eyes, fair silky
-moustache and prominent chin. If, as we are sometimes informed,
-impassivity and immobility of countenance are essential to aspirants for
-such praise as is contained in the term "aristocratic," Lord Huntingten
-was not what he himself would have described as a "starter," for never
-did face more honestly portray feeling than did that of Lord Huntingten.
-As a rule it was wreathed in smiles, and brightly reflected the joyous,
-sunny nature of its owner. On those rare occasions when he was angered,
-it was convulsed with rage, and, even before he spoke, all and sundry
-were well aware that his lordship was angry. When he did speak, they
-were confirmed in the belief without possibility of error. If he were
-disappointed or chagrined this expressive countenance fell with such
-suddenness and celerity that the fact of so great a fall being inaudible
-came as a surprise to the observant witness. At that moment, as he
-consulted his watch, the face of this big, generous and lovable man was
-only too indicative of the fact that his soul was filled with anxiety,
-resentment and annoyance. Captain Strong, watching him with malicious
-affection, was reminded of a petulant baby and again of a big naughty
-boy who, having been stood in the corner for half an hour, firmly
-believes that the half-hour has long ago expired. Yes, he promised
-himself much quiet and subtle amusement, interest and instruction from
-the study of his friends and their actions and reactions during the
-coming weeks. What would Huntingten do when he realised his condition
-and position? Run for his life, or grin and bear it? If the former,
-where would he go? If, living in Mayfair and falling in love with your
-neighbour's wife, the correct thing is to go and shoot lions in East
-Africa, is it, conversely, the correct thing to go and live in Mayfair
-if, shooting lions in East Africa, you fall in love with your
-neighbour's wife? Captain Strong smiled at his whimsicality, and showed
-his interesting face at its best. A favourite remark of his was to the
-effect that the world's a queer place, and life a queer, thing. It is
-doubtful whether he realised exactly how queer an example of the fact
-was afforded by his being a soldier in the first place, and an African
-soldier in the second. When he was so obviously and completely cut out
-for a philosopher and student (with relaxations in the direction of the
-writing of Ibsenical-Pinerotic plays and Shavo-Wellsian novels), what
-did he in that galley of strenuous living and strenuous dying? Further,
-it is interesting to note that among those brave and hardy men, second
-to none in keenness, resourcefulness and ability, Captain Strong was
-noted for these qualities.
-
-A huge Swahili orderly of the Queen's African Rifles, clad in a tall
-yellow tarboosh, a very long blue jersey, khaki shorts, blue puttees and
-hobnail boots, approached Captain Strong and saluted. He announced that
-Merline _Bwana_ was approaching, and, on Strong's replying that such
-things did happen, and even with sufficient frequency to render the
-widest publication of the fact unnecessary, the man informed him that
-the _macouba Bwana Simba_ (the big Lion Master) had given his bearer
-orders to have the approach of Merline _Bwana_ signalled and announced.
-
-Turning to Huntingten, Strong bade that agitated nobleman to be of good
-cheer, for Merline was safe--his _askaris_ were safe--his pony was safe,
-and it was even reported that all the dogs were safe.
-
-"Three loud cheers," observed his lordship, as his face beamed ruddily,
-"but, to tell you the truth, it was of _Lady_ Merline I was thinking....
-You never know in Africa, you know...."
-
-Captain Strong smiled.
-
-Sir Montague and Lady Merline rode into camp on their Arab ponies a few
-minutes later, and there was a bustle of Indian and Swahili "boys" and
-bearers, about the unlacing of tents, preparing of hot baths, the taking
-of ponies and guns, and the hurrying up of dinner.
-
-While Sir Montague gave orders concerning the _enyama_[#] for the
-_safari_ servants and porters, whose virtue had merited this addition to
-their _posho_[#] Lady Merline entered the "drawing-room," and once again
-gladdened the heart of Lord Huntingten with her grace and beauty. He
-struck an attitude, laid his hand upon his heart, and swept the ground
-with his slouch hat in a most gracefully executed bow. Lady Merline,
-albeit clad in brief khaki shooting-costume, puttees, tiny hobnail
-boots, and brown pith helmet, returned the compliment with a Court
-curtsey.
-
-
-[#] Meat.
-
-[#] Food.
-
-
-Their verbal greeting hardly sustained the dignity of the preliminaries.
-
-"How's Bill the Lamb?" quoth the lady.
-
-"How's Margarine?" was the reply.
-
-Their eyes interested Captain Strong more than their words.
-
-(Lady Merline's eyes were famous; and, beautiful as Strong had always
-realised those wonderful orbs to be, he was strongly inclined to fancy
-that they looked even deeper, even brighter, even more beautiful when
-regarding the handsome sunny face of Lord Huntingten.)
-
-Sir Montague Merline joined the group.
-
-"Hallo, Bill! Hallo, Strong!" he remarked. "I say, Strong, what's
-_marodi_, and what's _gisi_ in Somali?"
-
-"Same as _tembo_ and _mbogo_ in Swahili," was the reply.
-
-"Oh! Elephant and buffalo. Well, that one-eyed Somali blighter with
-the corrugated forehead, whom Abdul brought in, says there are
-both--close to Bamania over there--about thirteen miles you know."
-
-"He's a liar then," replied Captain Strong.
-
-"Swears the elephants went on the tiles all night in a _shamba_[#]
-there, the day before yesterday."
-
-
-[#] Garden. Cultivation.
-
-
-"Might go that way, anyhow," put in Lord Huntingten. "Take him with us,
-and rub his nose in it if there's nothing."
-
-"You're nothing if not lucid, Bill," said Lady Merline. "I'm off to
-change," and added as she turned away, "I vote we go to Bamania anyhow.
-There may be lemons, or mangoes, or bananas or something in the
-_shamba_, if there are no elephants or buffaloes."
-
-"Don't imagine you are going upsetting elephants and teasing buffaloes,
-young woman," cried "Bill" after her as she went to her tent. "The
-elephants and buffaloes of these parts are the kind that eat English
-women, and feeding the animals is forbidden...."
-
-It occurred to Captain Strong, that silent and observant man, that Lady
-Merline's amusement at this typical specimen of the Huntingten humour
-was possibly greater than it would have been had he or her husband
-perpetrated it.
-
-"Dinner in twenty minutes, Monty," said he to Sir Montague Merline and
-departed to his tent.
-
-"I say, Old Thing, dear," observed Lord Huntingten to the same
-gentleman, as, with the tip of his little finger, he "wangled" a
-soda-water bottle with a view to concocting a whiskey-and-soda. "We
-won't let Marguerite have anything to do with elephant or buffalo, will
-we?"
-
-"Good Lord, no!" was the reply. "We've promised her one pot at a lion
-if we can possibly oblige, but that will have to be her limit, and,
-what's more, you and I will be one each side of her when she does it."
-
-"Yes," agreed the other, and added, "Expect I shall know what nerves
-are, when it comes off, too."
-
-"Fancy 'nerves' and the _Bwana Simba_," laughed Sir Montague Merline as
-he held out his glass for the soda.... "Here's to Marguerite's first
-lion," he continued, and the two men solemnly drank the toast.
-
-Sir Montague Merline struck a match for his pipe, the light illuminating
-his face in the darkness which had fallen in the last few minutes. The
-first impression one gathered from the face of Captain Sir Montague
-Merline, of the Queen's African Rifles, was one of unusual gentleness
-and kindliness. Without being in any way a weak face, it was an
-essentially friendly and amiable one--a soldierly face without any hint
-of that fierce, harsh and ruthless expression which is apparently
-cultivated as part of their stock-in-trade by the professional soldiers
-of militarist nations. A physiognomist, observing him, would not be
-surprised to learn of quixotic actions and a reputation for being "such
-an awful good chap--one of the best-hearted fellers that ever helped a
-lame dog over a stile." So far as such a thing can be said of any
-strong and honest man who does his duty, it could be said of Sir
-Montague Merline that he had no enemies. Contrary to the dictum that
-"He who has no enemies has no friends" was the fact that Sir Montague
-Merline's friends were all who knew him. Of these, his best and closest
-friend was his wife, and it had been reserved for Lord Huntingten
-unconsciously to apprise her of the fact that she was this and nothing
-more. Until he had left his yacht at Mombasa a few weeks before, on the
-invitation of Captain Strong (issued with their cordial consent) to join
-their projected shooting trip, Lady Merline had fondly imagined that she
-knew what love was, and had thought herself a thoroughly happy and
-contented woman. In a few days after his joining the party it seemed
-that she must have loved him all her life, and that there could not
-possibly be a gulf of some fifteen years between then and the childish
-days when he was "Bill the Lamb" and she the unconsidered adjunct of the
-nursery and schoolroom, generally addressed as "Margarine." Why had he
-gone wandering about the world all these years? Why had their
-re-discovery of each other had to be postponed until now? Why couldn't
-he have been at home when Monty came wooing and ... When Lady Merline's
-thoughts reached this point she resolutely switched them off. She was
-doing a considerable amount of switching off, these last few days, and
-realised that when Lord Huntingten awoke to the fact that he too must
-practise this exercise, the shooting trip would have to come to an
-untimely end. As she crouched over the tiny candle-lit mirror on the
-_soi-disant_ dressing-table in her tent, while hastily changing for
-dinner that evening, she even considered plausible ways and possible
-means of terminating the trip when the inevitable day arrived.
-
-She was saved the trouble.
-
-As they sat at dinner a few minutes later, beneath the diamond-studded
-velvet of the African sky--an excellent dinner of clear soup, sardines,
-bustard, venison, and tinned fruit--Strong's orderly again appeared in
-the near distance, saluting and holding two official letters in his
-hand. These, it appeared, had just been brought by messenger from the
-railway-station some nineteen miles distant.
-
-Captain Strong was the first to gather their import, and his feeling of
-annoyance and disappointment was more due to the fact of the
-interruption of his interesting little drama than to the cancellation of
-his leave and return to harness.
-
-"Battle, Murder and Sudden Death!" he murmured. "I wish people wouldn't
-kill people, and cause other people to interfere with the arrangements
-of people.... Our trip's bust."
-
-"What is it?" asked Lady Merline.
-
-"Mutiny and murder down Uganda way," replied her husband, whose letter
-was a duplicate. "I'm sorry, Huntingten, old chap," he added, turning
-to his friend. "It's draw stumps and hop it, for Strong and me. We
-must get to the railway to-morrow--there will be a train through in the
-afternoon.... Better luck next time."
-
-Lord Huntingten looked at Lady Merline, and Lady Merline looked at her
-plate.
-
-
- 2
-
-Down the narrowest of narrow jungle-paths marched a small party of the
-Queen's African Rifles. They marched, perforce, in single file, and at
-their head was their white officer. A wiser man would have marched in
-the middle, for the leading man was inevitably bound to "get it" if they
-came upon the enemy, and, albeit brave and warlike men, negroes of the
-Queen's African Rifles (like other troops) fight better when commanded
-by an officer. A "point" of a sergeant and two or three men, a couple
-of hundred yards in front, is all very well, but the wily foe in ambush
-knows quite enough to take, as it were, the cash and let the credit
-go--to let the "point" march on, and to wait for the main body.
-
-Captain Sir Montague Merline was well aware of the unwisdom and military
-inadvisability of heading the long file, but did it, nevertheless. If
-called upon to defend his conduct, he would have said that what was
-gained by the alleged wiser course was more than lost, inasmuch as the
-confidence of the men in so discreet a leader would not be, to say the
-least of it, enhanced. The little column moved silently and slowly
-through the horrible place, a stinking swamp, the atmosphere almost
-unbreatheable, the narrow winding track almost untreadable, the
-enclosing walls of densest jungle utterly unpenetrable--a singularly
-undesirable spot in which to be attacked by a cunning and blood-thirsty
-foe of whom this was the "native heath."
-
-Good job the beggars did not run to machine guns, thought Captain
-Merline; fancy one, well placed and concealed in one of these huge
-trees, and commanding the track. Stake-pits, poisoned arrows,
-spiked-log booby-traps, and poisoned needle-pointed snags neatly placed
-to catch bare knees, and their various other little tricks were quite
-enough to go on with. What a rotten place for an ambush! The beggars
-could easily have made a neat clearing a foot or two from the track, and
-massed a hundred men whose poisoned arrows, guns, and rifles could be
-presented a few inches from the breasts of passing enemies, without the
-least fear of discovery. Precautions against that sort of thing were
-utterly impossible if one were to advance at a higher speed than a mile
-a day. The only possible way of ensuring against flank attack was to
-have half the column out in the jungle with axes, hacking their way in
-line, ahead of the remainder. They couldn't do a mile a day at that
-rate. That "point" in front was no earthly good, nor would it have been
-if joined by Daniel Boone Burnham and Buffalo Bill. The jungle on
-either side might as well have been a thirty-foot brick wall. Unless the
-enemy chose to squat in the middle of the track, what could the "point"
-do in the way of warning?--and the enemy wouldn't do that. Of course,
-an opposing column might be marching toward them along the same path,
-but, in that case, except at a sudden bend, the column would see them as
-soon as the "point." Confound all bush fighting--messy, chancy work.
-Anyhow, he'd have ten minutes' halt and send Ibrahim up a tree for a
-look round.
-
-Captain Merline put his hand to the breast pocket of his khaki flannel
-shirt for his whistle, with a faint short blast on which he would signal
-to his "point" to halt. The whistle never reached his lips. A sudden
-ragged crash of musketry rang out from the dense vegetation on either
-side, and from surrounding trees which commanded and enfiladed the path.
-More than half the little force fell at the first discharge, for it is
-hard to miss a man with a Snider or a Martini-Henry rifle at three
-yards' range. For a moment there was confusion, and more than one of
-those soldiers of the Queen, it must be admitted, fired off his rifle at
-nothing in particular. A burly sergeant, bringing up the rear, thrust
-his way to the front shouting an order, and the survivors of the first
-murderous burst of fire crouched down on either side of the track and
-endeavoured to force their way into the jungle, form a line on either
-side, and fire volleys to their left, front and right. Having made his
-way to the head of the column, Sergeant Isa ibn Yakub found his officer
-shot through the head, chest and thigh.... A glance was sufficient.
-With a loud click of his tongue he turned away with a look of murderous
-hate on his ebony face and the lust of slaughter in his rolling yellow
-eye. He saw a leafy twig fall from a tree that overhung the path and
-crouched motionless, staring at the spot. Suddenly he raised his rifle
-and fired, and gave a hoarse shout of glee as a body fell crashing to
-the ground. In the same second his tarboosh was spun from his head and
-the shoulder of his blue jersey torn as by an invisible claw. He too
-wriggled into the undergrowth and joined the volley-firing, which,
-sustained long enough and sufficiently generously and impartially
-distributed, must assuredly damage a neighbouring foe and hinder his
-approach. Equally assuredly it must, however, lead to exhaustion of
-ammunition, and when the volley-firing slackened and died away, it was
-for this reason. Sergeant Isa ibn Yakub was a man of brains and
-resource, as well as of dash and courage. Since the enemy had fallen
-silent too, he would emerge with his men and collect the ammunition from
-their dead and wounded comrades. He blew a number of short shrill
-blasts on the whistle which, with the stripes upon his arm, was the
-proudest of his possessions.
-
-The ammunition was quickly collected and the worthy Sergeant possessed
-himself of his dead officer's revolver and cartridges.... The next
-step? ... If he attempted to remove his wounded, his whole effective
-force would become stretcher-bearers and still be inadequate to the
-task. If he abandoned his wounded, should he advance or retire? He
-would rather fight a lion or three Masai than have to answer these
-conundrums and shoulder these responsibilities.... He was relieved of
-all necessity in the matter of deciding, for the brooding silence was
-again suddenly broken by ear-piercing and blood-curdling howls and a
-second sudden fusillade, as, at some given signal, the enemy burst into
-the track both before and behind the column. Obviously they were
-skilfully handled and by one versed in the art of jungle war. The
-survivors of the little force were completely surrounded--and the rest
-was rather a massacre than a fight. It is useless to endeavour to dive
-into dense jungle to form a firing line when a determined person with a
-broad-bladed spear is literally at your heels. Sergeant Isa ibn Yakub
-did his utmost and fought like the lion-hearted warrior he was. It is
-some satisfaction to know that the one man who escaped and made his way
-to the temporary base of the little columns to tell the story of the
-destruction of this particular force, was Sergeant Isa ibn Yakub.
-
-One month later a Lieutenant was promoted to Captain Sir Montague
-Merline's post, and, twelve months later, Lord Huntingten married his
-wife.
-
-Captain Strong of the Queen's African Rifles, home on furlough, was best
-man at the wedding of the handsome and popular Lord Huntingten with the
-charming and beautiful Lady Merline.
-
-
- 3
-
-At about the same time as the fashionable London press announced to a
-more or less interested world the more or less important news that Lady
-Huntingten had presented her lord and master with a son and heir, a
-small _safari_ swung into a tiny African village and came to a halt.
-The naked Kavarondo porters flung down their loads with grunts and
-duckings, and sat them down, a huddled mass of smelly humanity. From a
-litter, borne in the middle of the caravan, stepped the leader of the
-party, one Doctor John Williams, a great (though unknown) surgeon, a
-medical missionary who gave his life and unusual talents, skill and
-knowledge to the alleviation of the miseries of black humanity. There
-are people who have a lot to say about missionaries in Africa, and there
-are people who have nothing to say about Dr. John Williams because words
-fail them. They have seen him at work and know what his life is--and
-also what it might be if he chose to set up in Harley Street.
-
-Doctor John Williams looked around at the village to which Fate brought
-him for the first time, and beheld the usual scene--a collection of huts
-built of poles and grass, and a few superior dwelling-places with
-thatched walls and roofs. A couple of women were pounding grain in a
-wooden mortar; a small group of others was engaged in a kind of rude
-basket weaving under the porch of a big hut; a man seated by a small
-fire had apparently "taken up" poker work, for he was decorating a
-vase-shaped gourd by means of a red-hot iron; a gang of tiny naked
-piccaninnies, with incredibly distended stomachs, was playing around
-a...
-
-_What?_
-
-Dr. John Williams strode over to the spot. A white man, or the ruin of
-a sort of a white man, was seated on a native stool and leaning against
-the bole of one of the towering palms that embowered, shaded, concealed
-and enriched the little village. His hair was very long and grey, his
-beard and moustache were long and grey, his face was burnt and bronzed,
-his eyes blue and bright. On his head were the deplorable ruins of a
-khaki helmet, and, for the rest, he wore the rags and remains of a pair
-of khaki shorts. Dr. John Williams stood and stared at him in
-open-mouthed astonishment. He arose and advanced with extended hand.
-The doctor was too astounded to speak, and the other could not, for he
-was dumb. In a minute it was obvious to the new-comer that he was
-more--that he was in some way "wanting."
-
-From the headman of the villagers, who quickly gathered round, he
-learned that the white man had been with them for "many nights and days
-and seasons," that he was afflicted of the gods, very wise, and as a
-little child. Why "very wise" Dr. John Williams failed to discover, or
-anything more of the man's history, save that he had simply walked into
-the village from nowhere in particular and had sat under that tree, all
-day, ever since. They had given him a hut, milk, corn, cocoanut, and
-whatever else they had. Also, in addition to this propitiation, they
-had made a minor god of him, with worship of the milder sorts. Their
-wisdom and virtue in this particular had been rewarded by him with a
-period of marked prosperity; and undoubtedly their crops, their cattle,
-and their married women had benefited by his benevolent presence....
-
-When Doctor John Williams resumed his journey he took the dumb white man
-with him, and, in due course, reached his own mission, dispensary and
-wonderful little hospital a few months later. Had he considered that
-there was any urgency in the case, and the time-factor of any
-importance, he would have abandoned his sleeping-sickness tour, and gone
-direct to the hospital to operate upon the skull of his foundling. For
-this great (and unknown) surgeon, upon examination, had decided that the
-removal of a bullet which was lodged beneath the scalp and in the solid
-bone of the top of the man's head was the first, and probably last, step
-in the direction of the restoration of speech and understanding.
-Obviously he was in no pain, and he was not mad, but his brain was that
-of a child whose age was equal to the time which had elapsed since the
-wound was caused. Probably this had happened about a couple of years
-ago, for the brain was about equal to that of a two-year-old child. But
-why had the child not learned to talk? Possibly the fact that he had
-lived among negroes, since his last return to consciousness, would
-account for the fact. Had he been shot in the head and recovered among
-English people (if he were English) he would probably be now talking as
-fluently as a two-year-old baby....
-
-The first few days after his return to his headquarters were always
-exceedingly busy ones for the doctor. The number of things able to "go
-wrong" in his absence was incredible, and, as he was the only white man
-resident in a district some ten thousand square miles in area, the
-accumulation of work and trouble was sufficient to appal most people.
-But work and trouble were what the good doctor sought and throve on....
-One piece of good news there was, however, in the tale of calamities. A
-pencilled note, scribbled on a leaf of a military pocket-book, informed
-him that his old friend Strong, of the Queen's African Rifles, had
-passed through his village three weeks earlier, and would again pass
-through, on his return, in a week's time. Having made a wide detour to
-see his friend, Strong was very disappointed to learn of his absence,
-and would return by the same devious route, in the hope of better
-luck....
-
-Good! A few days of Strong's company would be worth a lot. A visit
-from any white man was something; from a man of one's own class and kind
-was a great thing; but from worldly-wise, widely-read, clever old
-Strong! ... Excellent! ...
-
-
- 4
-
-Captain Strong, of the Queen's African Rifles, passed from the strong
-sunlight into the dark coolness of Doctor John Williams' bungalow side
-by side with his host, who was still shaking him by the hand, in his joy
-and affection. Laying his riding-whip and helmet on a table he glanced
-round, stared, turned as white as a sunburnt man may, ejaculated "Oh, my
-God!" and seized the doctor's arm. His mouth hung open, his eyes were
-starting from his head, and it was with shaking hand that he pointed to
-where, in the doctor's living-room, sat the dumb and weak-witted
-foundling.
-
-Doctor Williams was astounded and mightily interested.
-
-"What's up, Strong?" he asked.
-
-"B--b--b--but he's _dead_!" stammered Strong with a gasp.
-
-"Not a bit of it, man," was the reply, "he's as alive as you or I. He's
-dumb, and he's dotty, but he's alive all right.... What's wrong with
-you? You've got a touch of the sun..." and then Captain Strong was
-himself again. If Captain Sir Montague Merline, late of the Queen's
-African Rifles, were alive, it should not be Jack Strong who would
-announce the fact....
-
-_Monty Merline?_ ... Was that vacant-looking person who was rising from
-a chair and bowing to him, his old pal Merline? ... Most undoubtedly it
-was. Besides--there on his wrist and forearm was the
-wonderfully-tattooed snake....
-
-"How do you do?" he said. The other bowed again, smiled stupidly, and
-fumbled with the buttons of his coat.... Balmy! ...
-
-Strong turned and dragged his host out of the room.
-
-"Where's he come from?" he asked quickly. "Who is he?"
-
-"Where he came from last," replied the doctor, "is a village called, I
-believe, Bwogo, about a hundred and twenty miles south-east of here.
-How he got there I can't tell you. The natives said he just walked up
-unaccompanied, unbounded, unpursued. He's got a bullet or something in
-the top of his head and I'm going to lug it out. And then, my boy, with
-any luck at all, he'll very soon be able to answer you any question you
-like to put him. Speech and memory will return at the moment the
-pressure on the brain ceases."
-
-"Will he remember up to the time the bullet hit him, or since, or both?"
-asked Strong.
-
-"All his life, up to the moment the bullet hit him, certainly," was the
-reply. "What happened since will, at first, be remembered as a dream,
-probably. If I had to prophesy I should say he'd take up his life from
-the second in which the bullet hit him, and think, for the moment, that
-he is still where it happened. By-and-by, he'll realise that there's a
-gap somewhere, and gradually he'll be able to fill it in with events
-which will seem half nightmare, half real."
-
-"Anyhow, he'll be certain of his identity and personal history and so
-forth?" asked Strong.
-
-"Absolutely," said the surgeon. "It will be precisely as though he
-awoke from an ordinary night's rest.... It'll be awfully interesting to
-hear him give an account of himself.... All this, of course, if he
-doesn't die under the operation."
-
-"I hope he will," said Strong.
-
-"What _do_ you mean, my dear chap?"
-
-"I hope he'll die under the operation."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"He'll be better dead.... And it will be better for three other people
-that he should be dead.... Is he likely to die?"
-
-"I should say it's ten to one he'll pull through all right.... What's
-it all about, Strong?"
-
-"Look here, old chap," was the earnest reply. "If it were anybody else
-but you I shouldn't know what to say or do. As it's _you_, my course is
-clear, for you're the last thing in discretion, wisdom and
-understanding.... But don't ask me his name.... I know him.... Look
-here, it's like this. His wife's married again.... There's a kid....
-They're well known in Society.... Awful business.... Ghastly
-scandal.... Shockin' position." Captain Strong took Doctor John
-Williams by the arm. "Look here, old chap," he said once again. "Need
-you do this? It isn't as though he was 'conscious,' so to speak, and in
-pain."
-
-"Yes, I must do it," replied the doctor without hesitation, as the other
-paused.
-
-"But why?" urged Strong. "I'm absolutely certain that if M----,
-er--that is--this chap--could have his faculties for a minute he would
-tell you not to do it.... You'll take him from a sort of negative
-happiness to the most positive and acute unhappiness, and you'll simply
-blast the lives of his wife and the most excellent chap she's
-married.... She waited a year after this chap 'died' in--er--that last
-Polar expedition--as was supposed.... Think of the poor little kid
-too.... And there's estates and a ti---- so on...."
-
-"No good, Strong. My duty in the matter is perfectly clear, and it is
-to the sick man, as such."
-
-"Well, you'll do a damned cruel thing ... er--sorry, old chap, I mean
-_do_ think it over a bit and look at it from the point of view of the
-unfortunate lady, the second husband, and the child.... And of the chap
-himself.... By God! He won't thank you."
-
-"I look at it from the point of view of the doctor and I'm not out for
-thanks," was the reply.
-
-"Is that your last word, Williams?"
-
-"It is. I have here a man mentally maimed, mangled and suffering. My
-first and only duty is to heal him, and I shall do it."
-
-"Right O!" replied Strong, who knew that further words would be useless.
-He knew that his friend's intelligence was clear as crystal and his will
-as firm, and that he accepted no other guide than his own conscience....
-
-As the three men sat in the moonlight that night, after dinner, Captain
-Strong was an uncomfortable man. That tragedy must find a place in the
-human comedy he was well aware. It had its uses like the comic
-relief--but for human tragedy, undilute, black, harsh, and dreadful, he
-had no taste. He shivered. The pretty little comedy of Lord Huntingten
-and Sir Montague and Lady Merline, of two years ago, had greatly amused
-and deeply interested him. This tragedy of the same three people was
-unmitigated horror.... Poor Lady Merline! He conjured up her beautiful
-face with the wonderful eyes, the rose-leaf complexion, the glorious
-hair, the tender, lovely mouth--and saw the life and beauty wiped from
-it as she read, or heard, the ghastly news ... bigamy ...
-illegitimacy....
-
-The doctor's "bearer" came to take the patient to bed. He was a
-remarkable man who had started life as a ward-boy in Madras. He it was
-who had cut the half-witted white man's hair, shaved his beard and
-dressed him in his master's spare clothes. When the patient was asleep
-that night, he was going to endeavour to shave the top of his head
-without waking him, for he was to be operated on, in the morning....
-
-"Yes, I fully understand and I give you my solemn promise, Strong," said
-the doctor as the two men rose to go in, that night. "The moment the
-man is sane I will tell him that he is not to tell me his name, nor
-anything else until he has heard what I have to say. I will then break
-it to him--using my own discretion as to how and when--that he was
-reported dead, that his will was proved, that his widow wore mourning
-for a year and then married again, and had a son a year later.... I
-undertake that he shall not leave this house, _knowing that_, unless he
-is in the fullest possession of his faculties and able to realise with
-the utmost clearness _all_ the bearings of the case and _all_ the
-consequences following his resumption of identity. And I'll let him hide
-here for just as long as he cares to conceal himself--if he wishes to
-remain 'dead' for a time."
-
-"Yes ... And as I can't possibly stay till he recovers, nor, in fact,
-over to-morrow without gross dereliction of duty, I will leave a letter
-for you to give him at the earliest safe moment.... I'll tell him that
-I am the only living soul who knows his name as well as his secret.
-He'll understand that no one else will know this--from me."
-
-As he sat on the side of his bed that night, Captain Strong remarked
-unto his soul, "Well--one thing--if I know Monty Merline as well as I
-think, 'Sir Montague Merline' died two years ago, whatever happens....
-And yet I can't imagine Monty committing suicide, somehow. He's a chap
-with a conscience as well as the soul of chivalry.... Poor, poor, old
-Monty Merline!..."
-
-
-
-
- THE WAGES OF VIRTUE
-
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
- SOAP AND SIR MONTAGUE MERLINE
-
-
-Sir Montague Merline, second-class private soldier of the First
-Battalion of the Foreign Legion of France, paused to straighten his
-back, to pass his bronzed forearm across his white forehead, and to put
-his scrap of soap into his mouth--the only safe receptacle for the
-precious morsel, the tiny cake issued once a month by Madame La
-Republique to the Legionary for all his washing purposes. When one's
-income is precisely one halfpenny a day (paid when it has totalled up to
-the sum of twopence halfpenny), one does not waste much, nor risk the
-loss of valuable property; and to lay a piece of soap upon the concrete
-of _Le Cercle d'Enfer_ reservoir, is not so much to risk the loss of it
-as to lose it, when one is surrounded by gentlemen of the Foreign
-Legion. Let me not be misunderstood, nor supposed to be casting
-aspersions upon the said gentlemen, but their need for soap is urgent,
-their income is one halfpenny a day, and soap is of the things with
-which one may "decorate oneself" without contravening the law of the
-Legion. To steal is to steal, mark you (and to deserve, and probably to
-get, a bayonet through the offending hand, pinning it to the bench or
-table), but to borrow certain specified articles permanently and without
-permission is merely, in the curious slang of the Legion, "to decorate
-oneself."
-
-Contrary to what the uninitiated might suppose, _Le Cercle d'Enfer_--the
-Circle of Hell--is not a dry, but a very wet place, it being, in point
-of fact, the _lavabo_ where the Legionaries of the French Foreign Legion
-stationed in Algeria at Sidi-bel-Abbes, daily wash their white fatigue
-uniforms and occasionally their underclothing.
-
-Oh, that _Cercle d'Enfer_! I hated it more than I hated the _peloton
-des hommes punis, salle de police, cellules_, the "Breakfast of the
-Legion," the awful heat, monotony, flies, Bedouins; the solitude,
-hunger, and thirst of outpost stations in the south; I hated it more
-than I hated _astiquage_, _la boite_, the _chaussettes russes_,
-hospital, the terrible desert marches, sewer-cleaning fatigues, or that
-villainous and vindictive ruffian of a _cafard_-smitten _caporal_ who
-systematically did his very able best to kill me. Oh, that accursed
-_Cercle d'Enfer_, and the heart-breaking labour of washing a filthy
-alfa-fibre suit (stained perhaps with rifle-oil) in cold water, and
-without soap!
-
-Only the other day, as I lay somnolent in a long chair in the verandah
-of the Charmingest Woman (she lives in India), I heard the regular
-_flop, flop, flop_ of wet clothes, beaten by a distant _dhobi_ upon a
-slab of stone, and at the same moment I smelt wet concrete as the _mali_
-watered the maidenhair fern on the steps leading from Her verandah to
-the garden. Odours call up memories far more distinctly and readily
-than do other sense-impressions, and the faint smell of wet concrete,
-aided as it was by the faintly audible sound of wet blows, brought most
-vividly before my mind's eye a detailed picture of that well-named
-Temple of Hygiea, the "Circle of Hell." Sleeping, waking, and partly
-sleeping, partly waking, I saw it all again; saw Sir Montague Merline,
-who called himself John Bull; saw Hiram Cyrus Milton, known as The
-Bucking Bronco; saw "Reginald Rupert"; the infamous Luigi Rivoli; the
-unspeakable Edouard Malvin; the marvellous Mad Grasshopper, whose name
-no one knew; the truly religious Hans Djoolte; the Russian twins,
-calling themselves Mikhail and Feodor Kyrilovitch Malekov; the terrible
-Sergeant-Major Suicide-Maker, and all the rest of them. And finally,
-waking with an actual and perceptible taste of soap in my mouth, I
-wished my worst enemy were in the _Cercle d'Enfer_, soapless, and with
-much rifle-oil, dust, leather marks and wine stains on his once-white
-uniform--and then I thought of Carmelita and determined to write this
-book.
-
-For Carmelita deserves a monument (and so does John Bull), however
-humble.... To continue....
-
-Sir Montague Merline did not put his precious morsel of soap into his
-pocket, for the excellent reason that there was no pocket to the single
-exiguous garment he was at the moment wearing--a useful piece of
-material which in its time played many parts, and knew the service of
-duster, towel, turban, tablecloth, polishing pad, tea-cloth,
-house-flannel, apron, handkerchief, neckerchief, curtain, serviette,
-holder, fly-slayer, water-strainer, punkah, and, at the moment, nether
-garment. Having _cached_ his soup and having observed "_Peste!_" as he
-savoured its flavour, he proceeded to pommel, punch, and slap upon the
-concrete, the greyish-white tunic and breeches, and the cotton vest and
-shirt which he had generously soaped before the hungry eyes of numerous
-soapless but oathful fellow-labourers, who less successfully sought that
-virtue which, in the Legion, is certainly next to, but far ahead of,
-mere godliness.
-
-In due course, Sir Montague Merline rinsed his garments in the
-reservoir, wrung them out, bore them to the nearest clothes-line, hung
-them out to dry, and sat himself down in their shadow to stare at them
-unwaveringly until dried by the fierce sun--the ancient enemy, for the
-moment an unwilling friend. To watch them unwaveringly and intently
-because he knew that the turning of his head for ten seconds might mean
-their complete and final disappearance--for, like soap, articles of
-uniform are on the list of things with which a Legionary may "decorate"
-himself, if he can, without incurring the odium of public opinion. (He
-may steal any article of equipment, clothing, kit, accoutrement, or
-general utility, but his patron saint help him and Le Bon Dieu be
-merciful to him, if he be caught stealing tobacco, wine, food, or
-money.)
-
-Becoming aware of the presence of Monsieur le Legionnaire Edouard
-Malvin, Sir Montague Merline increased the vigilance of his scrutiny of
-his pendent property, for ce cher Edouard was of pick-pockets the very
-prince and magician; of those who could steal the teeth from a Jew while
-he sneezed and would steal the scalp from their grandmamma while she
-objected.
-
-"Ohe! Jean Boule, lend me thy soap," besought this stout and dapper
-little Austrian, who for some reason pretended to be a Belgian from the
-Congo. "This cursed alfa-fibre gets dirtier the more you wash it in this
-cursed water," and he smiled a greasy and ingratiating grin.
-
-Without for one second averting his steady stare from his clothes, the
-Englishman slowly removed the soap from his mouth, expectorated,
-remarked "_Peaudezebie_,"[#] and took no further notice of the quaint
-figure which stood by his side, clad only in ancient red Zouave breeches
-and the ingratiating smile.
-
-
-[#] An emphatic negative.
-
-
-"Name of a Name! Name of the Name of a Pipe! Name of the Name of a
-Dirty Little Furry Red Monkey!" observed Monsieur le Legionnaire Edouard
-Malvin as he turned to slouch away, twirling the dripping grey-white
-tunic.
-
-"Meaning me?" asked Sir Montague, replacing the soap in its safe
-repository and preparing to rise.
-
-"But no! But not in the least, old cabbage. Thou hast the _cafard_.
-Mais oui, tu as le cafard," replied the Belgian and quickened his
-retreat.
-
-No, the grey Jean Boule, so old, so young, doyen of Legionnaires, so
-quick, strong, skilful and enduring at _la boxe_, was not the man to
-cross at any time, and least of all when he had _le cafard_, that
-terrible Legion madness that all Legionaries know; the madness that
-drives them to the cells, to gaol, to the Zephyrs, to the firing-party
-by the open grave; or to desertion and death in the desert. The grey
-Jean Boule had been a Zephyr of the Penal Battalions once, already, for
-killing a man, and Monsieur Malvin, although a Legionary of the Foreign
-Legion, did not wish to die. No, not while Carmelita and Madame la
-Cantiniere lived and loved and sold the good Algiers wine at
-three-halfpence a bottle.... No, bon sang de sort!
-
-M. le Legionnaire Malvin returned to the dense ring of labouring
-perspiring washers, and edged in behind a gigantic German and a short,
-broad, burly Alsatian, capitalists as joint proprietors of a fine cake
-of soap.
-
-Sacre nom de nom de bon Dieu de Dieu de sort! Dull-witted German pigs
-might leave their soap unguarded for a moment, and, if they did not,
-might be induced to wring some soapy water from their little pile of
-washing, upon the obstinately greasy tunic of the good M. Malvin.
-
-Legionnaire Hans Schnitzel, late of Berlin, rinsed his washing in clean
-water, wrung it, and took it to the nearest drying line. Legionnaire
-Alphonse Dupont, late of Alsace, placed his soap in the pocket of the
-dirty white fatigue-uniform which he wore, and which he would wash as
-soon as he had finished the present job. Immediately, Legionnaire
-Edouard Malvin transferred the soap from the side pocket of the tunic of
-the unconscious Legionnaire Alphonse Dupont to that of his own red
-breeches, and straightway begged the loan of it.
-
-"_Merde!_" replied Dupont. "Nombril de Belzebutt! I will lend it thee
-_peaudezebie_. Why should I lend thee soap, _vieux degoulant_? Go
-decorate thyself, _sale cochon_. Besides 'tis not mine to lend."
-
-"And that is very true," agreed M. Malvin, and sauntered toward
-Schnitzel, who stood phlegmatically guarding his drying clothes. In his
-hand was an object which caused the eyebrows of the good M. Malvin to
-arch and rise, and his mouth to water--nothing less than an actual, real
-and genuine scrubbing-brush, beautiful in its bristliness. Then
-righteous anger filled his soul.
-
-"Saligaud!" he hissed. "These pigs of filthy Germans! Soap _and_ a
-brush. Sacripants! Ils me degoutant a la fin."
-
-As he regarded the stolid German with increasing envy, hatred, malice
-and all uncharitableness, and cast about in his quick and cunning mind
-for means of relieving him of the coveted brush, a sudden roar of wrath
-and grief from his Alsatian partner, Dupont, sent Schnitzel running to
-join that unfortunate man in fierce and impartial denunciations of his
-left-hand and right-hand neighbours, who were thieves, pigs, brigands,
-dogs, Arabs, and utterly _merdant_ and _merdable_. Bursting into the
-fray, Herr Schnitzel found them, in addition, _bloedsinnig_ and
-_dummkopf_ in that they could not produce cakes of soap from empty
-mouths.
-
-As the rage of the bereaved warriors increased, more and more Pomeranian
-and Alsatian patois invaded the wonderful Legion-French, a French which
-is not of Paris, nor of anywhere else in the world save La Legion. As
-Dupont fell upon a laughing Italian with a cry of "Ah! zut! Sacre
-grimacier," Schnitzel spluttered and roared at a huge slow-moving
-American who regarded him with a look of pitying but not unkindly
-contempt....
-
-"Why do the 'eathen rage furious _to_gether and _im_agine a vain thing?"
-he enquired in a slow drawl of the excited "furriner," adding "Ain't yew
-some _schafs-kopf_, sonny!" and, as the big German began to whirl his
-arms in the windmill fashion peculiar to the non-boxing foreigner who
-meditates assault and battery, continued--
-
-"Now yew stop _zanking_ and playing _versteckens_ with me, yew pie-faced
-Squarehead, and be _schnell_ about it, or yew'll git my goat, see?
-_Vous obtiendrez mon chevre_, yew perambulating _prachtvoll bierhatte_,"
-and he coolly turned his back upon the infuriated German with a polite,
-if laborious, "Guten tag, mein Freund."
-
-Mr. Hiram Cyrus Milton (late of Texas, California, the Yukon, and the
-"main drag" generally of the wild and woolly West) was exceeding proud
-of his linguistic knowledge and skill. It may be remarked, en passant,
-that his friends were even prouder of it.
-
-At this moment, le bon Legionnaire Malvin, hovering for opportunity,
-with a sudden _coup de savate_ struck the so-desirable scrubbing-brush
-from the hand of Herr Schnitzel with a force that seemed like to take
-the arm from the shoulder with it. Leaping round with a yell of pain,
-the unfortunate German found himself, as Malvin had calculated, face to
-face with the mighty Luigi Rivoli, to attack whom was to be brought to
-death's door through that of the hospital.
-
-Snatching up the brush which was behind Schnitzel when he turned to face
-Rivoli, le bon M. Malvin lightly departed from the vulgar scuffle in the
-direction of the drying clothes of Herren Schnitzel and Dupont, the
-latter, last seen clasping, with more enthusiasm than love, a wiry
-Italian to his bosom. The luck of M. Malvin was distinctly in, for not
-only had he the soap and a brush for the easy cleansing of his own
-uniform, but he had within his grasp a fresh uniform to wear, and
-another to sell; for the clothing of ce bon Dupont would fit him to a
-marvel, while that of the pig-dog Schnitzel would fetch good money, the
-equivalent of several litres of the thick, red Algerian wine, from a
-certain Spanish Jew, old Haroun Mendoza, of the Sidi-bel-Abbes ghetto.
-
-Yes, the Saints bless and reward the good Dupont for being of the same
-size as M. Malvin himself, for it is a most serious matter to be short
-of anything when showing-down kit at kit-inspection, and that thrice
-accursed Sacre Chien of an _Adjudant_ would, as likely as not, have
-spare white trousers shown-down on the morrow. What can a good
-Legionnaire do, look you, when he has not the article named for
-to-morrow's _Adjutant's_ inspection, but "decorate himself"? Is it
-easy, is it reasonable, to buy new white fatigue-uniform on an income of
-one halfpenny per diem? Sapristi, and Sacre Bleu, and Name of the Name
-of a Little Brown Dog, a litre of wine costs a penny, and a packet of
-tobacco three-halfpence, and what is left to a gentleman of the Legion
-then, on pay-day, out of his twopence-halfpenny, nom d'un petard? As for
-ce bon Dupont, he must in his turn "decorate" himself. And if he
-cannot, but must renew acquaintance with _la boite_ and _le peloton des
-hommes punis_, why--he must regard things in their true light, be
-philosophical, and take it easy. Is it not proverbial that "Toutes
-choses peut on souffrir qu'aise"? And with a purr of pleasure, a
-positive licking of chops, and a murmur of "Ah! Au tient frais," he
-deftly whipped the property of the embattled Legionaries from the line,
-no man saying him nay. For it is not the etiquette of the Legion to
-interfere with one who, in the absence of its owner, would "decorate"
-himself with any of those things with which self-decoration is
-permissible, if not honourable. Indeed, to Sir Montague Merline,
-sitting close by, and regarding his proceedings with cold impartial eye,
-M. Malvin observed--
-
-"'Y a de bon, mon salop! I have heard that le bon Dieu helps those who
-help themselves. I do but help myself in order to give le bon Dieu the
-opportunity He doubtless desires. I decorate myself incidentally. Mais
-oui, and I shall decorate myself this evening with a p'tite ouvriere and
-to-morrow with une reputation d'ivrogne," and he turned innocently to
-saunter with his innocent bundle of washing from the _lavabo_, to his
-_caserne_. Ere he had taken half a dozen steps, the cold and quiet
-voice of the grey Jean Boule broke in upon the resumed day-dreams of the
-innocently sauntering M. Malvin.
-
-"Might one aspire to the honour of venturing to detain for a brief
-interview Monsieur le Legionnaire Edouard Malvin?" said the soft
-metallic voice.
-
-"But certainly, and without charge, mon gars," replied that gentleman,
-turning and eyeing the incomprehensible and dangerous Jean Boule, _a
-coin de l'oeil_.
-
-"You seek soap?"
-
-"I do," replied the Austrian "Belgian" promptly. The possession of one
-cake of soap makes that of another no less desirable.
-
-"Do you seek sorrow also?"
-
-"But no, dear friend. 'J'ai eu toutes les folies.' In this world I
-seek but wine, woman, and peace. Let me avoid the 'gros bonnets' and
-lead my happy tumble life in peaceful obscurity. A modest violet, I. A
-wayside flow'ret, a retiring primrose, such as you English love."
-
-"Then, cher Malvin, since you seek soap and not sorrow, let not my
-little cake of soap disappear from beneath the polishing-rags in my
-sack. The little brown sack at the head of my cot, cher Malvin. Enfin!
-I appoint you guardian and custodian of my little cake of soap. But in
-a most evil hour for le bon M. Malvin would it disappear. Guard it
-then, cher Malvin. Respect it. Watch over it as you value, and would
-retain, your health and beauty, M. Malvin. And when _I_ have avenged
-_my_ little piece of soap, the true history of the last ten minutes will
-deeply interest those earnest searchers after truth, Legionaries
-Schnitzel and Dupont. Depart in peace and enter upon your new office of
-Guardian of my Soap! Vous devez en etre joliment fier."
-
-"Quite a speech, in effect, mon drole," replied the stout Austrian as he
-doubtfully fingered his short beard _au poincon_, and added uneasily, "I
-am not the only gentleman who 'decorates' himself with soap."
-
-"No? Nor with uniforms. Go in peace, Protector of my Soap."
-
-And smiling wintrily M. Malvin winked, broke into the wholly deplorable
-ditty of "Pere Dupanloup en chemin de fer," and pursued his innocent
-path to barracks, whither Sir Montague Merline later followed him, after
-watching with a contemptuous smile some mixed and messy fighting (beside
-the apparently dead body of the Legionary Schnitzel) between an Alsatian
-and an Italian, in which the Italian kicked his opponent in the stomach
-and partly ate his ear, and the Alsatian used his hands solely for
-purpose of throttling.
-
-Why couldn't they stand up and fight like gentlemen under Queensberry
-rules, or, if boxing did not appeal to them, use their sword-bayonets
-like soldiers and Legionaries--the low rooters, the vulgar,
-rough-and-tumble gutter-scrappers....
-
-Removing his almost dry washing from the line, Sir Montague Merline
-marched across to his barrack-block, climbed the three flights of stone
-stairs, traversed the long corridor of his Company, and entered the big,
-light, airy room wherein he and twenty-nine other Legionaries (one of
-whom held the very exalted and important rank of _Caporal_) lived and
-moved and had their monotonous being.
-
-Spreading his tunic and breeches on the end of the long table he
-proceeded to "iron" them, first with his hand, secondly with a tin
-plate, and finally with the edge of his "quart," the drinking-mug which
-hung at the head of his bed ready for the reception of the early morning
-_jus_, the strong coffee which most effectively rouses the Legionary
-from somnolence and most ineffectively sustains him until midday.
-
-Anon, having persuaded himself that the result of his labours was
-satisfactory, and up to Legion standards of smartness--which are as high
-as those of the ordinary _piou-piou_ of the French line are low--he
-folded his uniform in elbow-to-finger-tip lengths, placed it with the
-_paquetage_ on the shelf above his bed, and began to dress for his
-evening walk-out. The Legionary's time is, in theory, his own after 5
-p.m., and the most sacred plank in the most sacred platform of all his
-sacred tradition is his right to promenade himself at eventide and
-listen to the Legion's glorious band in the Place Sadi Carnot.
-
-Having laid his uniform, belt, bayonet, and kepi on his cot, he stepped
-across to the next but one (the name-card at the head of which bore the
-astonishing legend "Bucking Bronco, No. 11356. Soldat 1ere Classe),
-opened a little sack which hung at the head of it, and took from it the
-remains of an ancient nail-brush, the joint property of Sir Montague
-Merline, alias Jean Boule, and Hiram Cyrus Milton, alias Bucking Bronco,
-late of Texas, California, Yukon, and "the main drag" of the United
-States of America.
-
-Even as Sir Montague's hand was inserted through the neck of the sack,
-the huge American (who had been wrongfully accused and rashly attacked
-by Legionary Hans Schnitzel) entered the barrack-room, caught sight of a
-figure bending over his rag-sack, and crept on tiptoe towards it, his
-great gnarled fists clenched, his mouth compressed to a straight thin
-line beneath his huge drooping moustache, and his grey eyes ablaze.
-Luckily Sir Montague heard the sounds of his stealthy approach, and
-turned just in time. The American dropped his fists and smiled.
-
-"Say," he drawled, "I thought it was some herring-gutted weevil of a
-Dago or a Squarehead shenannikin with my precious jools. An' I was jest
-a'goin' ter plug the skinnamalink some. Say, Johnnie, if yew hadn't
-swivelled any, I was jest a'goin' ter slug yew, good an' plenty, behind
-the yeer-'ole."
-
-"Just getting the tooth-nail-button-boot-dandy-brush, Buck," replied Sir
-Montague. "How are you feeling?"
-
-"I'm feelin' purty mean," was the reply. "A dirty Squarehead of a
-dod-gasted Dutchy from the Farterland grunted in me eye, an' I thought
-the shave-tail was fer rough-housin', an' I slugged him one, just ter
-start 'im gwine. The gosh-dinged piker jest curled up. He jest wilted
-on the floor."
-
-The Bucking Bronco, in high disgust, expectorated and then chid himself
-for forgetting that he was no longer on the free soil of America, where
-a gentleman may spit as he likes and be a gentleman for a' that and a'
-that.
-
-"I tell yew, Johnnie," he continued, "he got me jingled, the lumberin'
-lallapaloozer! There he lay _an'_ lay--and then some. 'Git up, yew
-rubberin' rube,' I ses, 'yew'll git moss on your teeth if yew lie so
-quiet; git up, an' deliver the goods,' I ses, 'I had more guts then yew
-when I was knee high to a June bug.' Did he arise an' make good? _I_
-should worry. Nope. Yew take it from Uncle, that bonehead is there yit,
-an' afore I could make him wise to it thet he didn't git the bulge on
-Uncle with _thet_ bluff, another Squarehead an' a gibberin' Dago put up
-a dirty kind o' scrap over his body, gougin' and kickin' an' earbitin'
-an' throttlin', an' a whole bunch o' boobs jined in an' I give it up an'
-come 'ome." And the Bucking Bronco sat him sadly on his bed and
-groaned.
-
-"Cheer up, Buck, we'll all soon be dead," replied his comrade, "don't
-_you_ go getting cafard," and he looked anxiously at the
-angry-lugubrious face of his friend. "What's the _ordre du jour_ for
-walking-out dress to-day?" he added. "Blue tunic and red trousers? Or
-tunic and white? Or _capote_, or what?"
-
-"It was tunic an' white yesterday," replied the American, "an' I guess
-it is to-day too."
-
-"It's my night to howl," he added cryptically "Let's go an' pow-wow
-Carmelita ef thet fresh gorilla Loojey Rivoli ain't got 'er in 'is
-pocket. I'll shoot 'im up some day, sure...."
-
-A sudden shouting, tumult, and running below, and cries of "Les bleus!
-Les bleus!" interrupted the Bronco's monologue and drew the two old
-soldiers to a window that overlooked the vast, neat, gravelled
-barrack-square, clean, naked, and bleak to the eye as an ice-floe.
-
-"Strike me peculiar," remarked the Bucking Bronco. "It's another big
-gang o' tenderfeet."
-
-"A draft of rookies! Come on--they'll all be for our Company in place
-of those _poumpists_,[#] and there may be something Anglo-Saxon among
-them," said Legionary John Bull, and the two men hastily flung their
-capotes over their sketchy attire and hurried from the room, buttoning
-them as they went.
-
-
-[#] Deserters.
-
-
-Like Charity, the Legionary's overcoat covers a multitude of
-sins--chiefly of omission--and is a most useful garment. It protects
-him from the cold dawn wind, and keeps him warm by night; it protects
-him from the cruel African sun, and keeps him cool by day, or at least,
-if not cool, in the frying-pan degree of heat, which is better than that
-of the fire. He marches in it without a tunic, and relies upon it to
-conceal the fact when he has failed to "decorate" himself with
-underclothing. Its skirts, buttoned back, hamper not his legs, and its
-capacious pockets have many uses. Its one drawback is that, being
-double-breasted, it buttons up on either side, a fact which has brought
-the grey hairs of many an honest Legionary in sorrow to the cellules,
-and given many a brutal and vindictive Sergeant the chance of that
-cruelty in which his little tyrant soul so revels. For, incredible as
-it may seem to the lay mind, the ingenious devil whose military mind
-concocts the ordres du jour, changes, by solemn decree, and almost
-daily, the side upon which the overcoat is to be buttoned up.
-
-Clattering down the long flights of stone stairs, and converging across
-the barrack-square, the Legionaries came running from all directions, to
-gaze upon, to chaff, to delude, to sponge upon, and to rob and swindle
-the "Blues"--the recruits of the _Legion Etrangere_, the embryo
-_Legionnaires d'Afrique_.
-
-In the incredibly maddeningly dull life of the Legion in peace time, the
-slightest diversion is a god-send and even the arrival of a batch of
-recruits a most welcome event. To all, it is a distraction; to some,
-the hope of the arrival of a fellow-countryman (especially to the few
-English, Americans, Danes, Greeks, Russians, Norwegians, Swedes, and
-Poles whom cruel Fate has sent to La Legion). To some, a chance of
-passing on a part of the brutality and tyranny which they themselves
-suffer; to some, a chance of getting civilian clothes in which to
-desert; to others, an opportunity of selling knowledge of the ropes, for
-litres of canteen wine; to many, a hope of working a successful trick on
-a bewildered recruit--the time-honoured villainy of stealing his new
-uniform and pretending to buy him another _sub rosa_ from the dishonest
-quartermaster, whereupon the recruit buys back his own original uniform
-at the cost of his little all (for invariably the alleged
-substitute-uniform costs just that sum of money which the poor wretch
-has brought with him and augmented by the compulsory sale of his
-civilian kit to the clothes-dealing harpies and thieves who infest the
-barrack-gates on the arrival of each draft).
-
-As the tiny portal beside the huge barrack-gate was closed and fastened
-by the Corporal in charge of the squad of "blues" (as the French army
-calls its recruits[#]), the single file of derelicts halted at the order
-of the Sergeant of the Guard, who, more in sorrow than in anger, weighed
-them and found them wanting.
-
-
-[#] In the days of the high, tight stock and cravat, the recruit was
-supposed to be livid and blue in the face until he grew accustomed to
-them.
-
-
-"Sweepings," he summed them up in passing judgment. "Foundlings.
-Droppings. Crumbs. Tripe. Accidents. Abortions. Cripples. Left by
-the tide. Blown in by the wind. Born pekins.[#] Only one man among
-them, and he a pig of a Prussian--or perhaps an Englishman. Let us hope
-he's an Englishman...."
-
-
-[#] Civilians.
-
-
-In speaking thus, the worthy Sergeant was behaving with impropriety and
-contrary to the law and tradition of the Legion. What nouns and
-adjectives a non-commissioned officer may use wherewith to stigmatise a
-Legionary, depend wholly and solely upon his taste, fluency and
-vocabulary. But it is not etiquette to reproach a man with his
-nationality, however much a matter for reproach that nationality may be.
-
-"Are you an Englishman, most miserable _bleu_?" he suddenly asked of a
-tall, slim, fair youth, dressed in tweed Norfolk-jacket, and grey
-flannel trousers, and bearing in every line of feature and form, and in
-the cut and set of his expensive clothing, the stamp of the man of
-breeding, birth and position.
-
-"By the especial mercy and grace of God, I am an Englishman, Sergeant,
-thank you," he replied coolly in good, if slow and careful French.
-
-The Sergeant smiled grimly behind his big moustache. Himself a cashiered
-Russian officer, and once a gentleman, he could appreciate a gentleman
-and approve him in the strict privacy of his soul.
-
-"_Slava Bogu!_" he roared. "Vile _bleu_! And now by the especial mercy
-and grace of the Devil you are a Legionnaire--or will be, if you survive
-the making...." and added _sotto voce_, "Are you a degraded dog of a
-broken officer? If so, you can claim to be appointed to the _eleves
-caporaux_ as a non-commissioned officer on probation, if you have a
-photo of yourself in officer's uniform. Thus you will escape all
-recruit-drill and live in hope to become, some day, Sergeant, even as
-I," and the (for a Sergeant of the Legion) decent-hearted fellow smote
-his vast chest.
-
-"I thank you, Sergeant," was the drawled reply. "You really dazzle
-me--but _I_ am not a degraded dog of a broken officer."
-
-"_Gospodi pomilui!_" roared the incensed Sergeant. "Ne me donnez de la
-gabatine, pratique!" and, for a second, seemed likely to strike the cool
-and insolent recruit who dared to bandy words with a Sergeant of the
-Legion. His eyes bulged, his moustache bristled, and his scarlet face
-turned purple as he literally showed his teeth.
-
-"Go easy, old chap," spoke a quiet voice, in English, close beside the
-Englishman. "That fellow can do you to death if you offend him," and
-the recruit, turning, beheld a grey-moustached, white-haired elderly
-man, bronzed, lined, and worn-looking--a typical French army _vielle
-moustache_--an "old sweat" from whose lips the accents of a refined
-English gentleman came with the utmost incongruity.
-
-The youth's face brightened with interest. Obviously this old dear was
-a public-school, or 'Varsity man, or, very probably, an _ex_-British
-officer.
-
-"Good egg," quoth he, extending a hand behind him for a surreptitious
-shake. "See you anon, what?"
-
-"Yes, you'll all come to the Seventh Company. We are below strength,"
-said Legionary John Bull, in whose weary eyes had shone a new light of
-interest since they fell upon this compatriot of his own caste and
-kidney.
-
-A remarkably cool and nonchalant recruit--and surely unique in the
-history of the Legion's "blues" in showing absolutely no sign of
-privation, fear, stress, criminality, poverty, depression, anxiety, or
-bewilderment!
-
-"Now, what'n hell is he doin' in thet bum outfit?" queried the Bucking
-Bronco of his friend John Bull, who kept as near as possible to the
-Englishman whom he had warned against ill-timed causticity of humour.
-
-"He's some b'y, thet b'y, but he'd better quit kickin'. He's a way-up
-white man I opine. What's 'e a'doin' in this joint? He's a gay-cat and
-a looker. He's a fierce stiff sport. He has sand, some--sure. Yep," and
-Mr. Hiram Cyrus Milton checked himself only just in time from defiling
-the immaculate and sacred parade-ground, by "signifying in the usual
-manner" that he was mentally perturbed, and himself in these
-circumstances of expectoration-difficulty by observing that the boy was
-undoubtedly "some" boy, and worthy to have been an American citizen had
-he been born under a luckier star--or stripe.
-
-"I can't place him, Buck," replied the puzzled John Bull, his quiet
-voice rendered almost inaudible by the shouts, howls, yells and cries of
-the seething mob of Legionaries who swarmed round the line of recruits,
-assailing their bewildered ears in all the tongues of Europe, and some
-of those of Asia and Africa.
-
-"He doesn't look hungry, and he doesn't look hunted. I suppose he is
-one of the few who don't come here to escape either starvation,
-creditors, or the Law. And he doesn't look desperate like the average
-turned-down lover, ruined gambler, deserted husband, or busted
-bankrupt.... Wonder if he's come here in search of 'Romance'?"
-
-"Wal, ef he's come hyar for his health an' amoosement he'd go to Hell to
-cool himself, or ter the den of a grizzly b'ar fer gentle stimoolation
-and recreation. Gee whiz! Didn't he fair git ole Bluebottle's goat? He
-sure did git nixt him."
-
-"Bit of a contrast to the rest of the gang, what?" remarked John Bull,
-and indeed the truth of his remark was very obvious.
-
-"Ain't they a outfit o' dodgasted hoboes an' bindlestiffs!" agreed his
-friend.
-
-Straight as a lance, thin, very broad in the shoulders and narrow of
-waist and hip; apparently as clean and unruffled as when leaving his
-golf-club pavilion for a round on the links; cool, self-possessed,
-haughty, aristocratic and clean-cut of feature, this Englishman among
-the other recruits looked like a Derby winner among a string of equine
-ruins in a knacker's yard; like a panther among bears--a detached and
-separated creature, something of different flesh and blood. Breed is a
-very remarkable thing, even more distinctive than race, and in this
-little band of derelicts was another Englishman, a Cockney youth who had
-passed from street-arab and gutter-snipe, _via_ Reformatory, to
-hooligan, coster and soldier. No man in that collection of wreckage
-from Germany, Spain, Italy, France, and the four corners of Europe
-looked less like the tall recruit than did this brother Englishman.
-
-To Sir Montague Merline, fallen and shattered star of the high social
-firmament, the sight of him was as welcome as water in the desert, and
-he thanked Fate for having brought another Englishman to the Legion--and
-one so debonair, so fine, so handsome, cool and strong.
-
-"There's Blood there," he murmured to himself.
-
-"His shoulders hev bin drilled somewheres, although he's British," added
-the Bucking one. "Yep. He's one o' the flat-backed push."
-
-"I wonder if he can be a cashiered officer. He's drilled as you say....
-If he has been broke for something it hasn't marked him much. Nothing
-hang-dog there," mused Legionary John Bull.
-
-"Nope. He's a blowed-in-the-glass British aristocrat," agreed the
-large-minded Hiram Cyrus, "and I opine an ex-member of the commishunned
-ranks o' the British Constitootional Army. He ain't niver bin batterin'
-the main-stem for light-pieces like them other hoodlums an' toughs an'
-smoudges. Nope. He ain't never throwed his feet fer a two-bit
-poke-out.... Look at that road-kid next 'im! Ain't he a peach? I
-should smile! Wonder the medicine-man didn't turn down some o' them
-chechaquos...."
-
-And, truly, the draft contained some very queer odd lots. By the side
-of the English gentleman stood a big fat German boy in knicker-bockers
-and jersey, bare-legged and wearing a pair of button-boots that had
-belonged to a woman in the days when they still possessed toe-caps.
-Pale face, pale hair, and pale eyes, conspired to give him an air of
-terror--the first seeming to have the hue of fright, the second to stand
-_en brosse_ with fear, and the last to bulge like those of a hunted
-animal.
-
-Presumably M. le Medicin-Major must have been satisfied that the boy was
-eighteen years of age, but, though tall and robust, he looked nearer
-fifteen--an illusion strengthened, doubtless, by the knickerbockers,
-bare calves, and button-boots. If he had enlisted in the Foreign Legion
-to avoid service in the Fatherland, he had quitted the frying-pan for a
-furnace seven times heated. Possibly he hoped to emulate Messieurs
-Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-Nego. In point of fact, he was a deserter
-(driven to the desperate step of fleeing across the French frontier by a
-typical Prussian non-commissioned officer), and already wishing himself
-once more _zwei jahriger_ in the happy Fatherland.
-
-Already, to his German soul and stomach, the lager-bier of Munich, the
-sausage, _zwieback_, and _kalte schnitzel_ of home, seemed things of the
-dim and distant past, and unattainable future.
-
-Next to him stood a gnarled and knotted Spaniard, whose face appeared to
-be carven from his native mahogany, and whose ragged clothing--grimy,
-oily, blackened--proclaimed him wharfside coal-heaver, dock-rat, and
-longshoreman. What did he among the Legion's blues? Was it lack of
-work, was it slow starvation? Or excess of temper and a quick blow with
-a coal-shovel upon the head of an enemy in some Marseilles
-coal-barge--that had brought him to Sidi-bel-Abbes in the sands of
-Africa?
-
-By his side slouched a dark-faced, blunt-featured Austrian youth, whose
-evil-looking mouth was unfortunately in no wise concealed by a sparse
-and straggling moustache, laboriously pinched into two gummed spikes,
-and whose close-set eyes were not in harmony of focus. His dress
-appeared to be that of a lower-class clerk, ill-fitting black cloth of
-lamentable cut, the type of suit that, in its thousands, renders day
-horrible in European and American cities, and is, alas, spreading to
-many Asiatic. His linen was filthy, his crinkly hair full of dust, his
-boots cracked and shapeless. He looked what he was--an absconding
-Viennese tout who had had a very poor time of it. He proved to be a
-highly objectionable and despicable scoundrel.
-
-His left-hand neighbour was a weedy, olive-faced youth, wearing a velvet
-tam-o'-shanter cap, and a brown corduroy suit, of which the baggy,
-peg-top trousers fitted tightly at the ankles over pearl-buttoned
-spring-side patent boots. He had long fluffy brown hair, long fluffy
-brown beard, whiskers, and moustache! long filthy finger nails, and no
-linen. Apparently a French student of the Sorbonne, or artist from The
-Quarter, overwhelmed by some terrible cataclysm, some _affaire_ of the
-heart, the pocket, or _l'honneur_.
-
-Beside this gentleman, whose whole appearance was highly offensive to
-the prejudiced insular eye of the Englishman, stood a typical
-_Apache_--a horrible-looking creature whose appalling face showed the
-cunning of the fox, the ferocity of the panther, the cruelty of the
-wolf, the treachery of the bear, the hate of the serpent, and the rage
-of the boar. Monsieur l'Apache had evidently chosen the Legion as a
-preferable alternative to the hulks and the chain-gang--Algeria rather
-than Noumea. He lived to doubt the wisdom of his choice.
-
-Beside him, and evidently eyeing him askance, stood two youths as
-extraordinarily similar as were ever twins in this world. Dark,
-slightly "rat-faced," slender, but decidedly athletic looking.
-
-"Cheer up, _golubtchik_! If one cannot get _vodka_ one must drink
-_kvass_," whispered one.
-
-"All right, Fedia," replied the other. "But I am so hungry and tired.
-What wouldn't I give for some good hot tea and _blinni_!"
-
-"We're bound to get something of some sort before long--though it won't
-be _zakuska_. Don't give way on the very threshold now. It is our one
-chance, or I would not have brought you here, Olichka."
-
-"Ssh!" whispered back the other. "Don't call me that here, Feodor."
-
-"Of course not, Mikhail, stout fellow," replied Feodor, and smote his
-companion on the back.
-
-Regarding them, sharp-eyed, stood the Cockney, an undersized,
-narrow-chested, but wiry-looking person--a typical East End sparrow;
-impudent, assertive, thoroughly self-reliant, tenacious, and courageous;
-of the class that produces admirable specimens of the genus "Tommy."
-
-In curious contrast to his look of _gamin_ alertness was that of his
-neighbour, a most stolid, dull and heavy-looking Dutchman, whose sole
-conversational effort was the grunt "_Verstaan nie_," whenever
-addressed. Like every other member of the draft he appeared "to feel
-his position" keenly, and distinctly to deplore it. Such expression as
-his bovine face possessed, suggested that Algerian sun and sands
-compared unfavourably with Dutch mists and polders, and the
-barrack-square of the Legion with the fat and comfortable stern of a
-Scheldt canal boat.
-
-Square-headed, flat-faced Germans, gesticulating Alsatians and
-Lorraines, fair Swiss, and Belgians, with a sprinkling of Italians,
-swarthy Spaniards, Austrians and French, made up the remainder of the
-party, men whose status, age, appearance, bearing, and origins were as
-diverse as their nationalities levelled by a common desperate need (of
-food, or sanctuary, or a fresh start in life), and united by a common
-filthiness, squalor, and dejection--a gang powerless in the bonds of
-hunger and fear, delivered bound into the relentless, grinding mills of
-the Legion.
-
-And thus, distinguished and apart, though in their midst, stood the
-well-dressed Englishman, apparently calm, incurious, with equal mind;
-his linen fresh, his face shaven, his clothing uncreased, his air rather
-that of one who awaits the result of the footman's enquiry as to whether
-Her Ladyship is "at home" to him.
-
-More and more, the heart of Sir Montague Merline warmed to this young
-man of his own race and class, with his square shoulders, flat back,
-calm bearing, and hard high look. He approved and admired his air and
-appearance of being a Man, a Gentleman, and a Soldier. Had he a son, it
-was just such a youth as this he would have him be.
-
-"Any 'Murricans thar?" suddenly bawled the Bucking Bronco.
-
-"Nao," replied the Cockney youth, craning forward. "But I'm
-Henglish--which is better any d'y in the week, ain't it?"
-
-The eye of the large American travelled slowly and deliberately from the
-crown of the head to the tip of the toe of the Cockney, and back. He
-then said nothing--with some eloquence.
-
-"Say, ma honey, yew talk U.S. any?" queried a gigantic Negro, in the
-uniform of the Legion (presumably recruited in France as a free American
-citizen of Anglo-Saxon speech), addressing himself to the tall
-Englishman. "Youse ain't Dago, nor Dutchie, nor French. Cough it up,
-Bo, right hyar ef youse U.S."
-
-The eyes of the young Englishman narrowed slightly, and his naturally
-haughty expression appeared to deepen toward one of contempt and
-disgust. Otherwise he took no notice of the Negro, nor of his question.
-
-Remarking, "Some poah white trash," the Negro turned to the next man
-with the same query.
-
-Cries in various tongues, such as "Anybody from Spain?" "Anyone from
-Vienna?" "Any Switzers about?" and similar attempts by the crowding,
-jostling Legionaries to discover a compatriot, and possibly a "towny,"
-evoked gleams and glances of interest from the haggard, wretched eyes of
-the "blues," and, occasionally, answering cries from their grim and
-grimy lips.
-
-A swaggering, strutting Sergeant emerged from the neighbouring
-regimental offices, roared "_Garde a vous_," brought the recruits to
-attention, and called the roll. As prophesied by Legionary John Bull,
-the whole draft was assigned to the Seventh Company, recently depleted
-by the desertion, en masse, of a _cafard_-smitten German _escouade_, or
-section, who had gone "on pump," merely to die in the desert at the
-hands of the Arabs--several horribly tortured, all horribly mangled.
-
-Having called the roll, this Sergeant, not strictly following the
-example of the Sergeant of the Guard, looked the draft over more in
-anger than in sorrow.
-
-"Oh, Name of the Name of Beautiful Beelzebub," bawled he, "but what have
-we here? To _drill_ such worm-casts! Quel metier! Quel chien d'un
-metier! Stand up, stand up, oh sons of Arab mothers and pariah dogs,"
-and then, feigning sudden and unconquerable sickness, he turned upon the
-Corporal in charge with a roar of--
-
-"March these sacred pigs to their accursed sties."
-
-As the heterogeneous gang stepped off at the word of command, "_En
-avant. Marche!_" toward the Quartermaster's store of the Seventh
-Company, it was clear to the experienced eye that the great majority
-were "Back to the army again," and were either deserters, or men who had
-already put in their military service in the armies of their own
-countries.
-
-In the store-room they were endowed by the _Fourrier-Sergent_, to the
-accompaniment of torrential profanity, with white fatigue-uniforms,
-night-caps, rough shirts, harsh towels, and scraps of soap. From the
-store-room the squad was "personally conducted" by another, and even
-more terrible, Sergeant to a washing-shed beyond the drill-ground, and
-bidden to soap and scour itself, and then stand beneath the primitive
-shower-baths until purged and clean as never before in its unspeakable
-life.
-
-As they neared the washing-shed, the bare idea of ablutions, or the idea
-of bare ablutions, appeared to strike consternation, if not positive
-terror, into the heart of at least one member of the squad, for the
-young Russian who had been addressed by his twin as Mikhail suddenly
-seized the other's arm and said with a gasp--
-
-"Oh, Fedichka, how can I? Oh Fedia, Fedia, what shall I do?"
-
-"We must trust in God, and use our wits, Olusha. I will..."
-
-But a roar of "Silence, Oh Son of Seven Pigs," from the Sergeant, cut
-him short as they reached the shed.
-
-"Now strip and scrub your mangy skins, you dogs. Scrape your crawling
-hides until the floor is thick in hog-bristles and earth, oh
-Great-grandsons of Sacred Swine," he further adjured the wretched
-"blues," with horrible threats and fearful oaths.
-
-"Wash, you mud-caked vermin, wash, for the carcase of the Legionary must
-be as spotless as the Fame of the Legion, or the honour of its smartest
-Sergeant--Sergeant Legros," and he lapped his bulging chest lest any
-Boeotian present should be ignorant of the identity of Sergeant Legros
-of the Legion.
-
-Walking up and down before the doorless stalls in which the naked
-recruits washed, Sergeant Legros hurled taunts, gibes, insults, and
-curses at his charges, stopping from time to time to give special
-attention to anyone who had the misfortune to acquire his particular
-regard. Pausing to stare at the tall Englishman in affected disgust at
-the condition of his brilliant and glowing skin, he enquired--
-
-"Is that a vest, disclosed by scrubbing and the action of water? Or is
-it your hide, pig?" And was somewhat taken aback by the cool and
-pleasant reply,
-
-"No, that is not a new, pink silk vest that you see, Sergeant, it really
-is my own skin--but many thanks for the kind compliment, none the less."
-
-Sergeant Legros eyed the recruit with something dimly and distantly akin
-to pity. Mad as a March hare, poor wretch, of course--it could not be
-intentional impudence--and the Sergeant smiled austerely--he would
-probably die in the cells ere long, if _le cafard_ did not send him to
-the Zephyrs, the firing-platoon, or the Arabs. Mad to begin with! Ho!
-Ho! What a jest!--and the Sergeant chuckled.
-
-But what was this? Did the good Sergeant's eyes deceive him? Or was
-there, in the next compartment, a lousy, lazy "blue" pretending to
-cleanse his foul and sinful carcase without completely stripping? The
-young Russian, Mikhail, standing with his back to the doorway, was
-unenthusiastically washing the upper part of his body.
-
-Sergeant Legros stiffened like a pointer, at the sight. Rank
-disobedience! Flagrant defiance of orders, coupled with the laziest and
-filthiest indifference to cleanliness! This vile "blue" would put the
-Legion's clean shirt and canvas fatigue-suit on an indifferently washen
-body, would he? Let him wait until he was a Legionary, and no longer a
-recruit--and he should learn something of the powers of the Sergeant
-Legros.
-
-"Off with those trousers, thou mud-caked flea-bitten scum," he
-thundered, and then received perhaps the greatest surprise of a
-surprising life. For, ere the offending recruit could turn, or obey,
-there danced forth from the next cubicle, with a wild whoop, his exact
-double, who, naked as he was born, turned agile somersaults and
-Catherine-wheels past the astounded Sergeant, down the front of the
-bathing-shed, and round the corner.
-
-"Sacre Nom de Nom de Bon Dieu-de-Dieu!" ejaculated Sergeant Legros, and
-rubbed his eyes. He then displayed a sample of the mental quickness of
-the trained Legionary in darting to the neighbouring corner of the
-building instead of running down the entire front in the wake of the
-vanished acrobat.
-
-Dashing along the short side-wall, Sergeant Legros turned the corner and
-beheld the errant lunatic approaching in the same literally
-revolutionary manner.
-
-On catching sight of the Sergeant, the naked recruit halted, and broke
-into song and dance, the latter being of that peculiarly violent Cossack
-variety which constrains the performer to crouch low to earth and fling
-out his legs, alternately, straight before him.
-
-For the first time in his life, words failed Sergeant Legros. For some
-moments he could but stand over the dancer and gesticulate and stutter.
-Rising to his feet with an engaging smile--.
-
-"Ca va mieux, mon pere?" observed the latter amiably.
-
-Seizing him by arm and neck, the apoplectic Sergeant Legros conducted
-this weird disciple of Terpsichore back to his cubicle, while his mazed
-mind fumbled in the treasure-house of his vocabulary, and the armoury of
-his weapons of punishment.
-
-Apparently there was method, however, in the madness of Feodor
-Kyrilovitch Malekov, for a distinct look of relief and satisfaction
-crossed his face as, in the midst of a little crowd of open-mouthed, and
-half-clothed recruits, he caught sight of his brother in complete
-fatigue-uniform.
-
-Gradually, and very perceptibly the condition of Sergeant Legros
-improved. His halting recriminations and imprecations became a steady
-trickle, the trickle a flow, the flow a torrent, and the torrent an
-overwhelming deluge. By the time he had almost exhausted his vocabulary
-and himself, he began to see the humorous and interesting aspect of
-finding two lunatics in one small draft. He would add them to his
-collection of butts. Possibly one, or both of them, might even come to
-equal the Mad Grasshopper in that role. Fancy more editions of La
-Cigale--who had provided him with more amusement and opportunities for
-brutality than any ten sane Legionaries!
-
-"Now, do great and unmerited honour to your vile, low carcases by
-putting on the fatigue-uniform of the Legion. Gather up your filthy
-civilian rags, and hasten," he bawled.
-
-And when the, now wondrously metamorphosed, recruits had all dressed in
-the new canvas uniforms, they were marched to a small side gate in the
-wall of the barrack-square, and ordered to sell immediately everything
-they possessed in the shape of civilian clothing, including boots and
-socks. Civilian clothing is essential to the would-be deserter, and La
-Legion does not facilitate desertion.
-
-That the unfortunate recruits got the one or two francs they did receive
-was solely due to the absence of a "combine" among the scoundrelly
-Arabs, Greeks, Spanish Jews, Negroes, and nondescript rogues who
-struggled for the cast-off clothing. For the Englishman's expensive
-suit a franc was offered, and competition advanced this price to four.
-For the sum of five francs he had to sell clothes, hat, boots, collar,
-tie, and underclothing that had recently cost him over fifty times as
-much. That he felt annoyed, and that, in spite of his apparent
-nonchalance, his temper was wearing thin, was evidenced by the fact that
-a big Arab who laid a grimy paw upon his shoulder and snatched at his
-bundle, received the swift blow of dissuasion--a sudden straight-left in
-the eye, sending him flying--to the amusement and approval of the sentry
-whose difficult and arduous task it was to keep the scrambling, yelling
-thieves of old-clo' dealers from invading the barrack-square, and
-repentant recruits from quitting it.
-
-When the swindle of the forced sale was complete, and several poor
-wretches had parted with their all for a few _sous_, the gate was shut
-and the weary squad marched to the offices of the Seventh Company that
-each man's name and profession might be entered in the Company Roll, and
-that he might receive his _matricule_ number, the number which would
-henceforth hide his identity, and save him the trouble of retaining a
-personality and a name.
-
-To Colour-Sergeant Blanc, the tall English youth, like most Legionaries,
-gave a _nom d'emprunt_, two of his own names, Reginald Rupert. He
-concealed his surname and sullied the crystal truth of fact by stating
-that his father was the Commander-in-Chief of the Horse Marines of Great
-Britain and Inspector-General of the Royal Naval Horse Artillery; that
-he himself was by profession a wild-rabbit-tamer, and by conviction a
-Plymouth Rock--all of which was duly and solemnly entered in the great
-tome by M. Blanc, a man taciturn, _tres boutonne_, and of no
-imagination.
-
-Whatever the recruit may choose to say is written down in the Company
-lists, and should a recruit wax a little humorous, why--the Legion will
-very soon cure him of any tendency to humour. The Legion asks no
-questions, answers none, takes the recruit at his own valuation, and
-quickly readjusts it for him. Reconducted to the Store-room of the
-Seventh Company, the batch of recruits, again to the accompaniment of a
-fusillade of imprecations, and beneath a torrential deluge of insults
-and oaths, was violently tailored by a number of non-commissioned
-officers, and a fatigue-party of Legionnaires.
-
-To "Reginald Rupert," at any rate, the badges of rank worn by the
-non-commissioned officers were mysterious and confusing--as he noted a
-man with one chevron giving peremptory orders in loud tone and bullying
-manner to a man who wore two chevrons. It also puzzled him that the fat
-man, who was evidently the senior official present, was addressed by the
-others as "_chef_," as though he were a cook. By the time he was fitted
-out with kit and accoutrement, he had decided that the "chef" (who wore
-two gold chevrons) was a Sergeant-Major, that the men wearing one gold
-chevron were Sergeants, and that those wearing two red ones were
-Corporals; and herein he was entirely correct.
-
-Every man had to fit (rather than be fitted with) a red kepi having a
-brass grenade in front; a double-breasted, dark blue tunic with red
-facings and green-fringed red epaulettes; a big blue greatcoat, or
-_capote_; baggy red breeches; two pairs of boots; two pairs of linen
-spats, and a pair of leather gaiters. He also received a long blue
-woollen cummerbund, a knapsack of the old British pattern, a bag of
-cleaning materials, belts, straps, cartridge-pouches, haversack, and
-field flask.
-
-To the fat Sergeant-Major it was a personal insult, and an impudence
-amounting almost to blasphemy, that a kepi, or tunic should not fit the
-man to whom it was handed. The idea of adapting a ready-made garment to
-a man appeared less prominent than that of adapting a ready-made man to
-a garment.
-
-"What!" he roared in Legion French, to the fat German boy who understood
-not a word of the tirade. "What? Nom d'un petard! Sacre Dieu! The
-tunic will not easily button? Then contract thy vile body until it
-will, thou offspring of a diseased pig and a dead dog. I will fit thee
-to that tunic, and none other, within the week. Wait! But wait--till
-thou has eaten the Breakfast of the Legion once or twice, fat sow...."
-
-A gloomy, sardonic Legionary placed a kepi upon the crisply curling hair
-of Reginald Rupert. It was miles too big--a ludicrous extinguisher.
-The Englishman removed it, and returned it with the remark, "Ca ne
-marche pas, mon ami."
-
-"_Merde!_" ejaculated the liverish-looking soldier, and called Heaven to
-witness that he was not to blame if the son of a beetle had a walnut for
-a head.
-
-Throwing the kepi back into the big box he fished out another, banged it
-on Rupert's head, and was about to bring his open hand down on the top
-of it, when he caught the cold but blazing eye of the recruit, and
-noticed the clenched fist and lips. Had the Legionary's right hand
-descended, the recruit's left hand would have risen with promptitude and
-force.
-
-"If that is too big, let the sun boil thy brains and bloat thy skull
-till it fits, and if it be too small, sleep in it," he remarked sourly,
-and added that thrice-accursed "blues" were creatures of the kind that
-ate their young, encumbered the earth, polluted the air, loved to _faire
-Suisse_,[#] and troubled Soldiers of the Legion who might otherwise have
-been in the Canteen, or at Carmelita's--instead of being the valets of
-sons of frogs, nameless excrescences....
-
-
-[#] To drink alone; to sulk.
-
-
-"Too small," replied Rupert coolly, and flung the cap into the box.
-"Valet? I should condole with a crocodile that had a clumsy and
-ignorant yokel like you for a valet," he added, in slow and careful
-French as he tried on a third cap, which he found more to his liking.
-
-The old Legionary gasped.
-
-"Il m'enmerde!" he murmured, and wiped his brow. He, Jules Duplessis,
-Soldat 1ere Classe, with four years' service and the _medaille
-militaire_, had been outfaced, browbeaten, insulted by a miserable
-"blue." What were the World and La Legion coming to? "_Merde!_"
-
-While trying on his tunic, Rupert saw one of the Russians hand to the
-other the tunic and trousers which he had tried on. Apparently being as
-alike as two pins in every respect they had adopted the labour-saving
-device of one "fitting on" for both.
-
-Having put on the kepi, Mikhail bundled up the uniform, struck an
-attitude with arms akimbo, and inquired of the other--
-
-"Do I look _very_ awful in this thing, Fedia?"
-
-"Shut up, you little fool," replied Feodor, with a quick frown. "Try
-and look more like a _mujik_ in _maslianitza_,[#] and less like a young
-student at private theatricals. You're a Legionary now."
-
-
-[#] The week before Lent, or "mad week," when all good _mujiks_ get
-drunk--or used to do.
-
-
-When, at length, the recruits had all been fitted into uniforms, and
-were ready to depart, they were driven forth with the heart-felt curse
-and comprehensive anathema of the Sergeant-Major--
-
-"Sweep the room clear of this offal, Corporal," quoth he. "And if thou
-canst make a Legionnaire's little toe out of the whole draft--thou shalt
-have the Grand Cross of the Legion of Honour--I promise it."
-
-"_En avant. Marche!_" bawled the Corporal, and the "blues" were led
-away, up flights of stairs, and along echoing corridors to their future
-home, their new quarters. A Legionnaire, carrying a huge earthenware
-jug, encountering them outside the door thereof, gave them their first
-welcome to the Legion.
-
-"Oh thrice-condemned souls, welcome to Hell," he cried genially, and
-kicking open the door of a huge room, he liberally sprinkled each
-passing recruit, murmuring as he did so--
-
-"Le diable vous benisse."
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER II
-
- A BARRACK-ROOM OF THE LEGION
-
-
-The room which Reginald Rupert entered, with a dozen of his fellow
-"blues," was long and lofty, painfully orderly, and spotlessly clean.
-Fifteen cots were exactly aligned on each long side, and down the middle
-of the floor ran long wooden tables and benches, scoured and polished to
-immaculate whiteness. Above each bed was a shelf on which was piled a
-very neat erection of uniforms and kit. To the eye of Rupert
-(experienced in barrack-rooms) there was interesting novelty in the
-absence of clothes-boxes, and the presence of hanging-cupboards
-suspended over the tables from the ceiling.
-
-Evidently the French authorities excelled the English in the art of
-economising space, as nothing was on the floor that could be
-accommodated above it. In the hanging cupboards were tin plates and cups
-and various utensils of the dinner-table.
-
-The Englishman noted that though the Lebel rifles stood in a rack in a
-corner of the room, the long sword-bayonets hung by the pillows of their
-owners, each near a tin quart-pot and a small sack.
-
-On their beds, a few Legionnaires lay sleeping, or sat laboriously
-polishing their leatherwork--the senseless, endless and detested
-_astiquage_ of the Legion--or cleaning their rifles, bayonets, and
-buttons. Whatever else the Legionnaire is, or is not, he is
-meticulously clean, neat, and smart, and when his day's work is done (at
-four or five o'clock) he must start a half-day's work in "making
-_fantasie_"--in preparation for the day's work of the morrow.
-
-Rising from his bed in the corner as the party entered, Legionary John
-Bull approached the Corporal in charge of the room and suggested that
-the English recruit should be allotted the bed between his own and that
-of Legionnaire Bronco, as he was of the same mother-tongue, and would
-make quicker progress in their hands than in those of foreigners. As
-the Corporal, agreeing, indicated the second bed from the window, to
-Rupert, and told him to take possession of it and make his _paquetage_
-on the shelf above, the Cockney recruit pushed forward:
-
-"'Ere, I'm Henglish too! I better jine these blokes."
-
-"Qu'est-ce-qu'il dit, Jean Boule?" enquired the Corporal.
-
-On being informed, Corporal Achille Martel allotted the fourth bed, that
-on the other side of the Bucking Bronco, to Recruit Higgins with an
-intimation that the sooner he learnt French, and ceased the use of
-barbarous tongues the better it would be for his welfare. The Corporal
-then assigned berths to the remaining recruits, each between those of
-two old soldiers, of whom the right-hand man was to be the new recruit's
-guide, philosopher and friend, until he, in his turn, became a prideful,
-full-blown Legionary.
-
-The young Russian who had given his name as Mikhail Kyrilovitch Malekov
-observed that the card at the head of the cot on his right-hand bore the
-inscription: "Luigi Rivoli, No. 13874, Soldat 2ieme Classe."
-
-As he stood, irresolute, and apparently in great anxiety and
-perturbation, nervously opening and shutting a cartridge-pouch, his face
-suddenly brightened as his twin entered the room and intercepted the
-departing Corporal.
-
-"_Mille pardons_, Monsieur," he said, saluting smartly and respectfully.
-"But I earnestly and humbly request that you will permit me to inhabit
-this room in which is my brother. As we reached this door another
-_sous-officier_ took me and the remainder to the next room when twelve
-had entered here.... Alas! My brother was twelfth, and I thirteenth,"
-he added volubly. "Look you, Monsieur, he is my twin, and we have never
-been separated yet. We shall get on much faster and better, helping
-each other, and be more credit to you and your room, _petit pere_."
-
-"Sacre Dieu, and Name of a Purple Frog! Is this a scurvy and lousy
-beggar, whining for alms at a mosque door? And am I a God-forsaken and
-disgusting _pekin_ that you address me as 'Monsieur'? Name of a Pipe!
-Have I no rank? Address me henceforth as Monsieur le Caporal, thou
-kopeck-worth of Russian."
-
-"Oui, oui; milles pardons, Monsieur le Caporal. But grant me this favour
-and I and my brother will be your slaves."
-
-"Va t'en, babillard! Rompez, jaseur!" snarled the Corporal.
-
-But the Russian, true to type, was tenacious. Producing a five-franc
-piece he scratched his nose therewith, and dropping the wheedling and
-suppliant tone, asked the testy Corporal if he thought it likely
-Messieurs les Caporaux of the Seventh Company could possibly be induced
-to drink the health of so insignificant an object as Recruit Feodor
-Kyrilovitch Malekov.
-
-"Corporals do not drink with Legionnaires," was the answer, "but
-doubtless Corporal Gilles of the next room will join me in a drink to
-the health of a worthy and promising 'blue,'" and, removing his kepi, he
-stretched his gigantic frame and yawned hugely as the Russian
-dexterously, and apparently unnoticed, slipped the coin into the kepi.
-Having casually examined the lining of his kepi, Monsieur le Caporal
-Martel replaced it on his head, and with astounding suddenness and
-ferocity pounced upon an ugly, tow-haired German, and with a shout of
-"Out, pig! Out of my beautiful room! Thy face disfigures it," he
-hunted him forth and bestowed him upon the neighbouring Corporal, M.
-Auguste Gilles, together with a promise of ten bottles of Madame la
-Cantiniere's best, out of the thirty-and-five which the Russian's
-five-franc piece would purchase.
-
-In a moment the Russian had opened negotiations with the Spaniard who
-had taken the bed next but one to that of Mikhail.
-
-Like all educated Russians, Feodor Kyrilovitch was an accomplished
-linguist, and, while speaking French and English idiomatically, could
-get along very comfortably in Spanish, Italian, and German.
-
-A very few minutes enabled him to make it clear to the Spaniard that an
-exchange of beds would do him no harm, and enrich him by a two-franc
-piece.
-
-"No hay de que, Senor. Gracias, muchas gracias," replied the Spaniard.
-"En seguida, con se permiso," and transferred himself and his belongings
-to the berth vacated by the insulted and dispossessed German.
-
-Meanwhile, Reginald Rupert, with soldierly promptitude, lost no time in
-setting about the brushing and arrangement of his kit, gathering up, as
-he did so, the pearls of local wisdom that fell from the lips of his
-kindly mentor, whose name and description he observed to be "Legionnaire
-John Bull, No. 11867, Soldat 2ieme Classe."
-
-Having shown his pupil the best and quickest way of folding his uniform
-in elbow-to-finger-tip lengths, and so arranging everything that he
-could find it in the dark, and array himself _en tenue de campagne
-d'Afrique_ in ten minutes without a light, he invited him to try his own
-hand at the job.
-
-"Now you try and make that '_paquetage_ of the Legion,'" observed the
-instructor, "and the sooner you learn to make it quickly, the better.
-As you see, you have no chest for your kit as you had in the British
-Army, and so you keep your uniform on your shelf, _en paquetage_, for
-tidiness and smartness, without creases. The Legionnaire is as _chic_
-and particular as the best trooper of the crackest English
-cavalry-corps. We look down on the _piou-piou_ from a fearful height,
-and swagger against the _Chasseur d'Afrique_ himself. I wish to God we
-had spurs, but there's no cavalry in the Legion--though there are kinds
-of Mounted-Rifle Companies on mules, down South. I miss spurs damnably,
-even after fourteen years of foot-slogging in the Legion. You can't
-really swagger without spurs--not that the women will look at a
-Legionary in any case, or the men respect him, save as a fighter. But
-you can't swing without spurs."
-
-"No," agreed Rupert, "I was just thinking I should miss them, and it'll
-take me some time to get used to a night-cap, a neck-curtained kepi, a
-knapsack, and a steel bayonet-scabbard."
-
-"You'll appreciate the first when you sleep out, and the second when you
-march, down South. The nights are infernally cold, and the days
-appallingly hot--and yet sunstroke is unknown in the Legion. Some put
-it down to wearing the overcoat to march in. The steel scabbard is
-bad--noisy and heavy. The knapsack is the very devil on the march, but
-it's the one and only place in the world in which you can keep a photo,
-letter, book, or scrap of private property, besides spare uniform and
-small kit. You'll soon learn to pack it, to stow underclothing in the
-haversack, and to know the place for everything, so that you can get
-from bed to barrack-square, fully equipped and accoutred in nine minutes
-from the bugle.... And don't, for Heaven's sake, lose anything, for a
-spiteful N.C.O. can send you to your death in Biribi--that's the Penal
-Battalion--by running you in two or three times for 'theft of
-equipment.' Lost kit is regarded as stolen kit, and stolen kit is sold
-kit (to a court-martial), and the penalty is six months with the
-Zephyrs. It takes a good man to survive that.... If you've got any
-money, try and keep a little in hand, so that you can always replace
-missing kit. The fellows here are appalling thieves--of uniform. It is
-regarded as a right, natural and proper thing to steal uniforms and kit,
-and yet we'd nearly kill a man who stole money, tobacco, or food. The
-former would be 'decorating' yourself, the latter disgracing yourself.
-We've some queer beasts here, but we're a grand regiment."
-
-The disorderly heap of garments having become an exceedingly neat and
-ingenious little edifice, compact, symmetrical, and stable, Rupert's
-instructor introduced the subject of that bane of the Legionary's
-life--the eternal _astiquage_, the senseless and eternal polishing of
-the black leather straps and large cartridge-pouches.
-
-"This stuff looks as though it had been left here by the Tenth Legion of
-Julius Caesar, rather than made for the Foreign Legion," he remarked.
-"Let's see what we can make of it. Watch me do this belt, and then you
-can try the cartridge-cases. Don't mind firing off all the questions
-you've got to ask, meanwhile."
-
-"Thanks. What sort of chaps are they in this room?" asked Rupert,
-seating himself on the bed beside his friendly preceptor, and inwardly
-congratulating himself on his good luck in meeting, on the threshold of
-his new career, so congenial and satisfactory a bunk-mate.
-
-"Very mixed," was the reply. "The fellow on the other side of your
-berth is an American, an _ex_-U.S.A. army man, miner, lumber-jack,
-tramp, cow-boy, bruiser, rifle and revolver trick-shooter, and my very
-dear friend, one of the whitest men I ever met, and one of the most
-amusing. His French conversation keeps me alive by making me laugh, and
-he's learning Italian from a twopenny dictionary, and a Travellers'
-Phrase Book, the better to talk to Carmelita. The next but one is a
-Neapolitan who calls himself Luigi Rivoli. He used to be a champion
-Strong Man, and music-hall wrestler, acrobat, and juggler. Did a bit of
-lion-taming too, or, at any rate, went about with a show that had a
-cageful of mangy performing lions. He is not really very brave though,
-but he's a most extraordinary strong brute. Quite a millionaire here
-too, for Carmelita gives him a whole franc every day of his life."
-
-"What made him enlist then?" asked Rupert, carefully watching the
-curious _astiquage_ methods, so different from the pipe-clay to which he
-was accustomed.
-
-"This same girl, and she's worth a thousand of Rivoli. It seems she
-pretended to turn him down, and take up with some other chap to punish
-Rivoli after some lover's quarrel or other, and our Luigi in a fit of
-jealous madness stabbed the other chap in the back, and then bolted and
-enlisted in the Legion, partly to pay her out, but chiefly to save
-himself. He was doing a turn at a _cafe-chantant_ over in Algiers at
-the time. Of course, Carmelita flung herself in transports of grief,
-repentance, and self-accusation upon Luigi's enormous bosom, and keeps
-him in pocket-money while she waits for him. She followed him, and runs
-a _cafe_ for Legionnaires here in Sidi-bel-Abbes. She gets scores of
-offers from our Non-coms., and from Frenchmen of the regular army
-stationed in Sidi, and her _cafe_ is a sort of little Italian club. My
-friend, the Bucking Bronco, proposes to her once a week, but she remains
-true to Luigi, whom she intends to marry as soon as he has done his
-time. The swine's carrying on at the same time with Madame la
-Cantiniere, who is a widow, and whose canteen he would like to marry.
-Between the two women he has a good time, and, thanks to Carmelita's
-money, gets all his work done for him. The brute never does a stroke.
-Pays substitutes for all fatigues and corvees, has his kit and
-accoutrements polished, and his clothes washed. Spends the balance of
-Carmelita's money at the Canteen, ingratiating himself with Madame!
-Keeps up his great strength with extra food too. He is a Hercules, and,
-moreover, seems immune from African fever and _le cafard_, which is
-probably due to his escaping three-parts of the work done by the average
-penniless. And he's as nasty as he is strong."
-
-"What's his particular line of nastiness--besides cheating women I
-mean?" asked Rupert, who already knew only too well how much depends on
-the character, conduct, manners, and habits of room-mates with whom one
-is thrown into daily and nightly intimate contact, year after year,
-without change, relief, or hope of improvement.
-
-"Oh, he's the Ultimate Bounder," replied the other, as he struck a match
-and began melting a piece of wax with which to rub his leather belt.
-"He's the Compleat Cad, and the Finished Bully. He's absolute monarch
-of the rank-and-file of the Seventh Company by reason of his vast
-wealth, and vaster strength. Those he does not bribe he intimidates.
-Remember that the Wages of Virtue here is one halfpenny a day as opposed
-to the Wages of Sin which is rather worse than death.
-
-"Think of the position of a man who has the income of all in this room
-put together, in addition to the run of his best girl's own _cafe_.
-What with squaring Non-coms., hiring substitutes, and terrorising
-'fags,' he hasn't done a stroke, outside parades of course, since he
-joined--except hazing recruits, and breaking up opponents of his rule."
-
-"How does he fight?" asked Rupert.
-
-"Well, wrestling's his _forte_--and he can break the back of any man he
-gets his arms round--and the rest's a mixture of boxing, ju-jitsu, and
-_la savate_, which, as you know, is kicking. Yes, he's a dirty tighter,
-though it's precious rarely that it comes to what you could call a
-fight. What I'm waiting for is the most unholy and colossal turn-up
-that's due to come between him and Buck sooner or later. It's bound to
-come, and it'll be a scrap worth seeing. Buck has been a professional
-glove-man among other things, and he holds less conservative views than
-I do, as to what is permissible against an opponent who kicks, clinches,
-and butts.... No, fighting's apt to be rather a dirty business here,
-and, short of a proper duel, a case of stand face to face and do all you
-can with all Nature's weapons, not forgetting your teeth.... '_C'est la
-Legion._'"
-
-"How disgustin'!" murmured the young man. "Will this bird trouble me?"
-
-"He will," answered the other, "but I'll take a hand, and then Buck will
-too. He hates Luigi like poison, and frequently remarks that he has it
-in for him when the time comes, and Luigi isn't over anxious to tackle
-him, though he hankers. Doesn't understand him, nor like the look in
-his eye. Buck is afraid of angering Carmelita if he 'beats up'
-Rivoli.... Yes, I dare say Buck and I can put the gentle Neapolitan off
-between us."
-
-Reginald Rupert stiffened.
-
-"I beg that you will in no way interfere," he observed coldly. "I
-should most strongly resent it."
-
-The heart of the old soldier warmed to the youth, as he contrasted his
-slim boyish grace with the mighty strength, natural and developed, of
-the professional Strong Man, Wrestler, and Acrobat--most tricky,
-cunning, and dangerous of relentless foes.
-
-"You keep clear of Luigi Rivoli as long as you can," he said with a
-kindly smile. "And at least remember that Buck and I are with you.
-Personally, I'm no sort of match for our Luigi in a rough-and-tumble
-nowadays, should he compel one. But he has let me alone since I told
-him with some definiteness that he would have to defend himself with
-either lead or steel, if he insisted on trouble between him and me."
-
-"There now," he continued, rising, "now try that for yourself on a
-cartridge-pouch.... First melt the wax a bit, with a match--and don't
-forget that matches are precious in the Legion as they're so damned
-dear--and rub it on the leather as I did. Then take this flat block of
-wood and smooth it over until it's all evenly spread. And then rub hard
-with the coarse rag for an hour or two, then harder with the fine rag
-for about half an hour. Next polish with your palm, and then with the
-wool. Buck and I own a scrap of velvet which you can borrow before
-Inspection Parades, and big shows--but we don't use it extravagantly of
-course....
-
-"Well, that's the _astiquage_ curse, and the other's washing white kit
-without soap, and ironing it without an iron. Of course, Madame la
-Republique couldn't give us glazed leather, or khaki webbing--nor could
-she afford to issue one flat-iron to a barrack-room, so that we could
-iron a white suit in less than a couple of hours.... The devil of it is
-that it's all done in our 'leisure' time when we're supposed to be
-resting, or recreating.... Think of the British 'Tommy' in India with
-his _dhobi_, his barrack-sweeper, his table-servant, and his _syce_--or
-his share in them. If we did nothing in the world but our daily
-polishing, washing and ironing, we should be busy men. However! '_C'est
-la Legion!_' And one won't live for ever.... You won't want any help
-with the rifle and bayonet, I suppose?"
-
-"No, thanks, I've 'had some,' though I haven't handled a Lebel before,"
-and Reginald Rupert settled down to work while Legionary John Bull
-proceeded with his toilet.
-
-"Anything else you want to know?" enquired the latter, as he put a final
-polish upon his gleaming sword-bayonet. "You know enough not to cut
-your rifle-sling stropping your razor on it.... Don't waste your cake
-of soap making a candlestick of it. Too rare and precious here."
-
-"Well, thanks very much; the more you tell me, the better for me, if
-it's not troubling you, Sir."
-
-John Bull paused and looked at the recruit.
-
-"Why do you call me 'Sir'?" he enquired.
-
-"Why? ... Because you are senior and a Sahib, I suppose," replied the
-youth.
-
-"Thanks, my boy, but don't. I am just Legionnaire John Bull 11867,
-Soldier of the Second Class. You'll be a soldier of the First Class,
-and my senior in a few months, I hope.... I suppose you've assumed a
-_nom de guerre_ too," replied the other, making a mental note that the
-recruit had served in India. He had already observed that he pointed
-his toes as he walked, and had a general cavalry bearing.
-
-"Yes, I gave part of my own name; I'm 'Reginald Rupert' now. Didn't see
-why I should give my own. I've only come to have a look round and learn
-a bit. Very keen on experiences, especially military ones."
-
-"Merciful God!" ejaculated John Bull softly. "Out for experiences!
-You'll get 'em, here."
-
-"Keen on seein' life, y'know," explained the young man.
-
-"Much more likely to see death," replied the other. "Do you realise that
-you're in for five years--and that no money, no influence, no diplomatic
-representations, no extradition can buy, or beg, or drag you out; and
-that by the end of five years, if alive, you'll be lucky if you're of
-any use to the Legion, to yourself, or to anyone else? I, personally,
-have had unusual luck, and am of unusual physique. I re-enlisted twice,
-partly because at the end of each five years I was turned loose with
-nothing in the world but a shapeless blue slop suit--partly for other
-reasons...."
-
-"Oh! I've only come for a year, and shall desert. I told them so
-plainly at the enlistment bureau, in Paris," was the ingenuous reply.
-
-The old Legionary smiled.
-
-"A good many of our people desert, at least once," he said, "when under
-the influence of _le cafard_--especially the Germans. Ninety-nine per
-cent come to one of three ends--death, capture, or surrender. Death with
-torture at the hands of the Arabs; capture, or ignominious return and
-surrender after horrible sufferings from thirst, starvation and
-exposure."
-
-"Yes; I heard the Legion was a grand military school, and a pretty warm
-thing, and that desertion was a bit of a feat, and no disgrace if you
-brought it off--so I thought I'd have a year of the one, and then a shot
-at the other," replied the young man coolly. "Also, I was up against it
-somewhat, and well--you know--seeking sorrow."
-
-"You've come to the right place for it then," observed Legionary John
-Bull, sheathing his bayonet with a snap, as the door banged open....
-"Ah! Enter our friend Luigi," he added as that worthy swaggered into
-the room with an obsequious retinue, which included le bon Legionnaire
-Edouard Malvin, looking very smart and dapper in the uniform of
-Legionnaire Alphonse Dupont of the Eleventh Company.
-
-"Pah! I smell 'blues'! Disgusting! Sickening!" ejaculated Legionnaire
-Luigi Rivoli in a tremendous voice, and stood staring menacingly from
-recruit to recruit.
-
-Reginald Rupert, returning his hot, insolent glare with a cold and
-steady stare, beheld a huge and powerful-looking man with a pale, cruel
-face, coarsely handsome, wherein the bold, heavily lashed black eyes
-were set too close together beneath their broad, black, knitted brows,
-and the little carefully curled black moustache, beneath the little
-plebeian nose, hid nothing of the over-ripe red lips of an over-small
-mouth.
-
-"Corpo di Bacco!" he roared in Italian and Legion French. "The place
-reeks of the stinking 'blues.' Were it not that I now go _en ville_ to
-dine and drink my Chianti wine (none of your filthy Algerian slops for
-Luigi Rivoli), and to smoke my _sigaro estero_ at my _cafe_, I would
-fling them all down three flights of stairs," and, like his companions,
-he commenced stripping off his white uniform. Having bared his truly
-magnificent arms and chest, he struck an attitude, ostentatiously
-contracted his huge right biceps, and smote it a resounding smack with
-the palm of his left hand.
-
-"Aha!" he roared, as all turned to look at him.
-
-"Disgustin' bounder," remarked Reginald Rupert very distinctly, as, with
-a second shout of "Aha!" Rivoli did the same with the left biceps and
-right hand, and then bunched the vast _pectoralis major_ muscles of his
-chest.
-
-"Magnifique:" cried Legionnaire Edouard Malvin, who was laying out his
-patron's uniform from his _paquetage_, preparatory to helping him to
-dress.
-
-"As thou sayest, my _gallo_, 'C'est magnifique,'" replied Luigi Rivoli,
-and for five minutes contracted, flexed, and slapped the great muscles
-of his arms, shoulders, and chest.
-
-"Come hither--thou little bambino Malvin, thou Bad Wine, thou Cattevo
-Vino Francese, and stand behind me.... What of the back? Canst thou
-see the 'bull's head' as I set the _trapezius_, _rhomboideus_, and
-_latissimus dorsi_ muscles?"
-
-"As clearly as I see your own head, Main de Fer," replied the Austrian
-in affected astonishment and wonder. "It is the World's Most Wonderful
-Back! Why, were Maxick and Saldo, Hackenschmidt, the three Saxons,
-Sandow--yea--Samson and Hercules themselves here, all would be
-humiliated and envious."
-
-"Aha!" again bawled Rivoli, "thou art right, _piccolo porco_," and,
-sinking to a squatting position upon his raised heels, he rose and fell
-like a jack-in-the-box for some time, before rubbing and smiting his
-huge thighs and calves to the accompaniment of explosive shouts.
-Thereafter, he fell upon his hands and toes, and raised and lowered his
-stiffened body a few dozen times.
-
-The display finished, he enquired with lordly boredom: "And what are the
-absurd orders for walking-out dress to-night. Is it blue and red, or
-blue and white, or overcoats buttoned on the left--or what?"
-
-"Tunic and red, Hercule, and all ready, as you see," replied Malvin, and
-he proceeded to assist at the toilet of the ex-acrobat, the plutocrat
-and leader of the rank-and-file of the Seventh Company by virtue of his
-income of a franc a day, and his phenomenal strength and ferocity.
-
-Turning round that Malvin might buckle his belt and straighten his
-tunic, the great man's foot touched that of Herbert Higgins (late of
-Hoxton and the Loyal Whitechapel Regiment) who had been earnestly
-endeavouring for the past quarter of an hour to follow the instructions
-of the Bucking Bronco--instructions given in an almost incomprehensible
-tongue, of choice American and choicer French compact.
-
-Profound disgust, deepening almost to horror, was depicted on the face
-of the Italian as he bestowed a vicious, hacking kick upon the shin of
-the offending "blue."
-
-"Body of Bacchus, what is this?" he cried. "Cannot I move without
-treading in _vidanges_? Get beneath the bed and out of my sight,
-_cauchemar_!"
-
-But far from retreating as bidden, the undersized Cockney rose promptly
-to his feet with a surprised and aggrieved look upon his face, hitherto
-expressive only of puzzled bewilderment.
-
-"'Ere! 'Oo yer fink you're a kickin' of?" he enquired, adding with
-dignity, "I dunno' 'oo yer fink you _are_. I'm 'Erb 'Iggins, I am, an'
-don't yer fergit it."
-
-That Mr. Herbert Higgins stood rubbing his injured shin instead of
-flying at the throat of the Italian, was due in no wise to personal
-fear, but to an utter ignorance of the rank, importance, and powers of
-this "narsty-lookin' furriner." He might be some sort of an officer,
-and to "dot 'im one" might mean lingering gaol, or sudden death.
-Bitterly he regretted his complete ignorance of the French tongue, and
-the manners and customs of this strange place. Anyhow, he could give
-the bloke some lip in good old English.
-
-"Bit too 'andy wiv yer feet, ain't yer? Pretty manners, I _don't_ fink!
-'Manners none, an' customs narsty's' abart your mark, ain't it?"
-
-But ere he could proceed with further flowers of rhetoric, and rush in
-ignorance upon his fate, the huge hand of the American fell upon his
-shoulder from behind and pressed him back upon his cot.
-
-"Hello, Loojey dear! Throwin' bouquets to yerself agin, air yew?
-Gittin' fresh agin, air yew, yew greasy Eye-talian, orgin-grindin',
-ice-cream-barrer-pushin', back-stabbin', garlic-eatin', street-corner,
-pink-spangled-tights ackerobat," he observed in his own inimitable
-vernacular, as he unwound his long blue sash preparatory to dressing for
-the evening.
-
-"Why don't yew per*chase* a barrel-orgin an' take yure dear pal Malvin
-along on it? Snakes! I guess I got my stummick full o' yew an'
-Mon-seer Malvin some. I wish yew'd kiss yureself good-bye, Loojey. Yew
-fair git my goat, yew fresh gorilla! _Oui, vous gagnez mon chevre
-proprement_."
-
-"_Qu'est-ce qu'il dit?_" asked Rivoli, his contemptuously curled lips
-baring his small, even teeth.
-
-"Keskerdee? Why, yep! We uster hev a bunch o' dirty little'
-keskerdees' at the ol' Glowin' Star mine, way back in Californey when I
-was a road-kid. Keskerdees!--so named becos they allus jabbered
-'Keskerdee' when spoke to. We uster use their heads fer cleanin'
-fryin'-pans. 'Keskerdee' is Eye-talian--a kind o' sorter low French,"
-observed the Bucking Bronco.
-
-It is to be feared that his researches into the ethnological and
-etymological truths of the European nations were limited and
-unprofitable, in spite of the fact that (like all other Legionaries of
-any standing) he spoke fluent Legion French on everyday military
-matters, and studied Italian phrases for the benefit of Carmelita. The
-Bucking Bronco's conversational method was to express himself
-idiomatically in the American tongue, and then translate it literally
-into the language of the benighted foreigner whom he honoured at the
-moment.
-
-The Italian eyed the American malevolently, and, for the thousandth
-time, measured him, considered him, weighed him as an opponent in a
-boxing-wrestling-kicking match, remembered his uncanny magic skill with
-rifle and revolver, and, for the thousandth time, postponed the
-inevitable settlement, misliking his face, his mouth, his eye, and his
-general manner, air, and bearing.
-
-"Give some abominable 'bleu' the honour of lacing the boots of Luigi
-Rivoli," he roared, turning with a contemptuous gesture from the
-American and the Cockney, to his henchman, Malvin. Fixing his eye upon
-the swarthy, spike-moustached Austrian, who sat at the foot of the bed
-opposite his own, he added:
-
-"Here, dog, the privilege is thine. Allez schieblos"[#] and thrust out
-the unlaced boots that Malvin had pulled on to his feet.
-
-
-[#] A curious piece of Legion "French" meaning "Be quick."
-
-
-The Austrian, squatting dejected, with his head between his fists,
-affected not to understand, and made no move.
-
-"_Koom. Adji inna. Balek! fahesh beghla,_"[#] adjured the Italian,
-airing his Arabic, and insulting his intended victim by addressing him
-as though he were a native.
-
-
-[#] "Get up. Come here. Take care! You ugly mule."
-
-
-The Austrian did not stir.
-
-"Quick," hissed the Italian, and pointed to his boots that there might
-be no mistake.
-
-The Austrian snarled.
-
-"Bring it to me," said the great man, and, in a second, the recruit was
-run by the collar of his tunic, his ears, his twisted wrists, his woolly
-hair, and by a dozen willing hands, to the welcoming arms of the bully.
-
-"Oh, thou deserter from the _Straf Bataillon_,"[#] growled the latter.
-A sudden grab, a swift twist, and the Austrian was on his face, his
-elbows meeting and overlapping behind his back, and his arms drawn
-upward and backward. He shrieked.
-
-
-[#] Penal battalion.
-
-
-A quick jerk and he was on his feet, and then swung from the ground face
-downward, his wrists behind him in one of Rivoli's big hands, his
-trouser-ends in the other. Placing his foot in the small of the
-Austrian's back, the Italian appeared to be about to break the spine of
-his victim, whose screams were horrible to hear. Dashing him violently
-to the ground, Rivoli re-seated himself, and thrust forward his right
-foot. Groaning and gasping, the cowed Austrian knelt to his task, but,
-fumbling and failing to give satisfaction, received a kick in the face.
-
-Reginald Rupert dropped the cartridge-pouch which he was polishing, and
-stepped forward, only to find himself thrust back by a sweep of the
-American's huge arm, which struck him in the chest like an iron bar, and
-to be seized by Legionnaire John Bull who quietly remarked:
-
-"Mind your own business, recruit.... _C'est la Legion_!"
-
-No one noticed that the Russian, Mikhail, was white and trembling, and
-that his brother came and led him to the other end of the room.
-
-"Bungler! _Polisson_! _Coquin_! Lick the soles of my boots and go,"
-cried Rivoli, and, as the lad hesitated, he rose to his feet.
-
-Cringing and shrinking, the wretched "blue" hastened to obey, thrust
-forth his tongue, and, as the boot was raised, obediently licked the
-nether surface and the edges of the sole until its owner was satisfied.
-
-"Austria's proper attitude to Italy," growled the bully. "Now lick the
-other...."
-
-Le Legionnaire Luigi Rivoli might expect prompt obedience henceforth
-from le Legionnaire Franz Joseph Meyer.
-
-Standing in the ring of amused satellites was the evil-looking _Apache_,
-a deeply interested spectator of this congenial and enjoyable scene.
-His hang-dog face caught the eye of the Italian.
-
-"Come hither, thou _blanc-bec_," quoth he. "Come hither and show this
-_vaurien_ how to lace the boots of a gentleman."
-
-The Apache obeyed with alacrity, and, performing the task with rapidity
-and skill, turned to depart.
-
-"A nimble-fingered sharper," observed the Italian, and, rising swiftly,
-bestowed a shattering kick upon the retreating Frenchman. Recovering
-his balance after the sudden forward propulsion, the _Apache_ wheeled
-round like lightning, bent double, and flew at his assailant. Courage
-was his one virtue, and he was the finest exponent of the art of butting
-in all the purlieus and environs of Montmartre, and had not only laid
-out many a good bourgeois, but had overcome many a rival, by this
-preliminary to five minutes' strenuous kicking with heavy boots. If he
-launched himself--a one-hundred-and-fifty pound projectile--with his
-hard skull as battering-ram, straight at the stomach of his tormentor,
-that astounded individual ought to go violently to the ground, doubled
-up, winded and helpless. A score of tremendous kicks would then teach
-him that an _Apache_ King (and he, none other than Tou-Tou Boil-the-Cat,
-_doyen_ of the heroes of the Rue de Venise, Rue Pirouette, and Rue des
-Innocents, _caveau_-knight and the beloved of the beauteous Casque d'Or)
-was not a person lightly to be trifled with.
-
-But if Monsieur Tou-Tou Boil-the-Cat was a _Roi des Apaches_, Luigi
-Rivoli was an acrobat and juggler, and, to mighty strength, added
-marvellous poise, quickness and skill.
-
-"_Ca ne marche pas, gobemouche,_" he remarked, and, at the right moment,
-his knee shot up with tremendous force and crashed into the face of the
-butting _Apache_. For the first time the famous and terrible attack of
-the King of the Paris hooligans had failed. When the unfortunate
-monarch regained his senses, some minutes later, and took stock of his
-remaining teeth and features, he registered a mental memorandum to the
-effect that he would move along the lines of caution, rather than
-valour, in his future dealings with the Legionnaire Luigi Rivoli--until
-his time came.
-
-"_Je m'en souviendrai_," said he....
-
-An interesting object-lesson in the effect, upon a certain type of mind,
-of the methods of the Italian was afforded by the conduct of a Greek
-recruit, named Dimitropoulos. Stepping forward with ingratiating bows
-and smiles, as the unfortunate M. Tou-Tou was stretched senseless on the
-floor, he proclaimed himself to be the best of the _lustroi_ of the city
-of Corinth, and begged for the honour and pleasure of cleaning the boots
-of Il Signor Luigi Rivoli.
-
-Oh, but yes; a _lustros_ of the most distinguished, look you, who had
-polished the most eminent boots in Greece at ten _leptas_ a time. Alas!
-that he had not all his little implements and sponges, his cloth of
-velvet, his varnish for the heel. Had he but the tools necessary to the
-true artist in his profession, the boots of Il Illustrissimo Signor
-should be then and thenceforth of a brightness dazzling and remarkable.
-
-As he gabbled, the Greek scrubbed at Rivoli's boots with a rag and the
-palm of his hand. Evidently the retinue of the great man had been
-augmented by one who would be faithful and true while his patron's
-strength and money lasted. As, at the head of his band of henchmen and
-parasites, the latter hero turned to leave the barrack-room with a shout
-of "_Allons, mes enfants d'Enfer,_" he bent his lofty brow upon, cocked
-his ferocious eye at, and turned his haughty regard toward the remaining
-recruits, finishing with Reginald Rupert:
-
-"I will teach useful tricks to you little dogs later," he promised.
-"You shall dance me the _rigolboche_, and the _can-can_," and swaggered
-out....
-
-"Nice lad," observed Rupert, looking up from his work--and wondered what
-the morrow might bring forth. There should be a disappointed Luigi, or
-a dead Rupert about, if it came to interference and trouble.
-
-"Sure," agreed Legionnaire Bronco, seating himself on the bed beside his
-beloved John Bull. "He's some stiff, that guy, an' I allow it'll soon
-be up ter me ter _con_duct our Loojey ter the bone-orchard. He's a
-plug-ugly. He's a ward-heeler. Land sakes! I wants ter punch our
-Loojey till Hell pops; an' when it comes ter shootin' I got Loojey
-skinned a mile--sure thing. _J'ai Loojey ecorche un mille_.... Nope,
-there ain't 'nuff real room fer Looje an' me in Algery--not while
-Carmelita's around....
-
-"Say, John," he continued, turning to his friend, "she up an' axed me
-las' night ef he ever went ter the Canteen an' ef Madam lar Canteenair
-didn't ever git amakin' eyes at her beautiful Looje! Yep! It _is_ time
-Loojey kissed hisself good-bye."
-
-"Oh? What did you tell her?" enquired John Bull. "There is no doubt
-the swine will marry the Canteen if he can. More profitable than poor
-little Carmelita's show. He _is_ a low stinker, and she's one of the
-best and prettiest and pluckiest little women who ever lived.... She's
-so _debrouillarde_."
-
-"Wot did I say? Wal, John, wot I ses was--'Amakin' eyes at yure Loojey,
-my dear.' I ses, 'Madam lar Canteenair is a woman with horse-sense an'
-two eyes in 'er 'ead. She wouldn't look twice at a boastin', swankin',
-fat-slappin', back-stabbin', dime-show ackerobat,' I ses. 'Yure Loojey
-flaps 'is mouth too much. _Il frappe sa bouche trop,_' I ses. But I
-didn't tell her as haow 'e's amakin' up ter Madam lar Canteenaire all
-his possible. She wouldn't believe it of 'im. She wouldn't even
-believe that 'e _goes_ ter the Canteen. I only ses: 'Yure Loojey's a
-leary lipper so don't say as haow I ain't warned yer, Carmelita honey,'
-I ses--an' I puts it inter copper-bottomed Frencho langwago also. Yep!"
-
-"What did Carmelita say?" asked John Bull.
-
-"Nix," was the reply. "It passes my com*pre*hension wot she sees in
-that fat Eye-talian ice-cream trader. Anyhaow, it's up ter Hiram C.
-Milton ter git upon his hind legs an' _fer_bid the bangs ef she goes fer
-ter marry a greasy orgin-grinder ... serposin' he don't git Madam lar
-Canteenair," and the Bucking Bronco sighed deeply, produced some strong,
-black Algerian tobacco, and asked High Heaven if he might hope ever
-again to stuff some real Tareyton Mixture (the best baccy in the world)
-into his "guley-brooley"--whereby Legionary John Bull understood him to
-mean his _brule-gueule_, or short pipe--and relapsed into lethargic and
-taciturn apathy.
-
-"How would you like a prowl round?" asked John Bull, of Rupert.
-
-"Nothing better, thank you, if you think I could pass the Sergeant of
-the Guard before being dismissed recruit-drills."
-
-"Oh, that'll be all right if you are correctly dressed. Hop into the
-tunic and red breeches and we'll try it. You're free until five-thirty
-to-morrow morning, and can do some more at your kit when we return.
-We'll go round the barracks and I'll show you the ropes before we stroll
-round Sidi-bel-Abbes, and admire the wonders of the Rue Prudon, Rue
-Montagnac, and Rue de Jerusalem. Our band is playing at the Military
-Club to-night, and the band of the Premiere Legion Etrangere is the
-finest band in the whole world--largely Germans and Poles. We are
-allowed to listen at a respectful distance. We'll look in at the
-_Village d'Espagnol_, the _Mekerra_, and the _Faubourg des Palmiers_
-another time, as they're out of bounds. Also the _Village Negre_ if you
-like, but if we're caught there we get a month's hard labour, if not
-solitary confinement and starvation in the foul and stinking
-_cellules_--because we're likely to be killed in the _Village Negre_."
-
-"Let's go there now," suggested Rupert eagerly, as he buttoned his
-tunic.
-
-"No, my boy. Wait until you know what _cellule_ imprisonment really is,
-before you risk it. You keep out of the _trou_ just as long as you can.
-It's different from the Stone Jug of a British regiment--very. Don't do
-any _rabiau_[#] until you must. We'll be virtuous to-night, and when
-you must go out of bounds, go with me. I'll take you to see Carmelita
-this evening at the Cafe de la Legion, and we'll look in on Madame la
-Cantiniere, at the Canteen, before the Last Post at nine o'clock....
-Are you coming, Buck?"
-
-
-[#] Time spent in prison or in the Penal Battalions--which does not
-count towards the five years period of service.
-
-
-And these three modern musketeers left the _chambree_ of their _caserne_
-and clattered down the stone stairs to the barrack-square.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER III
-
- CARMELITA ET CIE
-
-
-"Those boots comfortable?" asked John Bull as they crossed the great
-parade-ground.
-
-"Wonderfully," replied Rupert. "I could do a march in them straight
-away. Fine boots too."
-
-"Yes," agreed the other. "That's one thing you can say for the Legion
-kit, the boots are splendid--probably the best military boots in the
-world. You'll see why, before long."
-
-"Long marches?"
-
-"Longest done by any unit of human beings. Our ordinary marches would
-be records for any other infantry, and our forced marches are
-incredible--absolute world's records. They call us the '_Cavalerie a
-pied_' in the Service, you know. One of the many ways of killing us is
-marching us to death, to keep up the impossible standard. Buck, here,
-is our champion."
-
-"Waal, yew see--I strolled crost Amurrica ten times," apologised the
-Bronco, "ahittin' the main drag, so I oughter vamoose some. Yep! I can
-throw me feet _con_siderable."
-
-"I've never been a foot-slogger myself," admitted Rupert, "but I've
-Mastered a beagle pack, and won a few running pots at school and during
-my brief 'Varsity career. What are your distances?"
-
-"Our minimum, when marching quietly out of barracks and back, without a
-halt is forty kilometres under our present Colonel, who is known in the
-Legion as The Marching Pig, and we do it three or four times a week. On
-forced marches we do anything that is to be done, inasmuch as it is the
-unalterable law of the Legion that all forced marches must be done in
-one march. If the next post were forty miles away or even fifty, and
-the matter urgent, we should go straight on without a halt, except the
-usual 'cigarette space,' or five minutes in every hour, until we got
-there. I assure you I have very often marched as much as six hundred
-kilometres in fifteen days, and occasionally much more. And we carry
-the heaviest kit in the world--over a hundred-weight, in full marching
-order."
-
-"What is a kilometre?" asked the interested Rupert.
-
-"Call it five furlongs."
-
-"Then an ordinary day's march is about thirty miles without a halt, and
-you may have to do four hundred miles straight off, at the rate of
-twenty-five consecutive miles a day? Good Lord above us!"
-
-"Yes, my own personal record is five hundred and sixty miles in nineteen
-days, without a rest day--under the African sun and across sand...."
-
-"I say--what's _this_ game?" interrupted Rupert, as the three turned a
-corner and entered a small square between the rear of the _caserne_ of
-the Fourth Company and the great barrack-wall--a square of which all
-exits were guarded by sentries with fixed bayonets. Round and round in
-a ring at a very rapid quick-step ran a dismal procession of suffering
-men, to the monotonously reiterated order of a Corporal--
-
-"A droit, _droit_. A droit, _droit_. A droit, _droit_."
-
-Their blanched, starved-looking faces, glazed eyes, protruding tongues
-and doubled-up bodies made them a doleful spectacle. On each man's back
-was a burden of a hundred pounds of stones. On each man's emaciated
-face, a look of agony, and on the canvas-clad back of one man, a great
-stain of wet blood from a raw wound caused by the cutting and rubbing of
-the stone-laden knapsack. Each man wore a fatigue-uniform, filthy
-beyond description.
-
-"Why the hell can't they be set ter sutthin' useful--hoein' pertaties,
-or splittin' rails, or chewin' gum--'stead o' that silly strain-me-heart
-and break-me-sperrit game on empty stummicks twice a day?" observed the
-Bucking Bronco.
-
-Every panting, straining, gasping wretch in that pitiable _peloton des
-hommes punis_ looked as though his next minute must be his last, his
-next staggering step bring him crashing to the ground. What could the
-dreadful alternative be, the fear of which kept these suffering,
-starving wretches on their tottering, failing legs? Why would they
-_not_ collapse, in spite of Nature? Fear of the Legion's prison? No,
-they were all serving periods in the Legion's prison already, and twice
-spending three hours of each prison-day in this agony. Fear of the
-Legion's Hospital? Yes, and of the Penal Battalion afterwards.
-
-"What sort of crimes have they committed?" asked Rupert, as they turned
-with feelings of personal shame from the sickening sight.
-
-"Oh, all sorts, but I'm afraid a good many of them have earned the
-enmity of some Non-com. As a rule, a man who wants to, can keep out of
-that sort of thing, but there's a lot of luck in it. One gets run in
-for a lost strap, a dull button, a speck of rust on rifle or bayonet, or
-perhaps for being slow at drill, slack in saluting, being out of bounds,
-or something of that sort. A Sergeant gives him three days' confinement
-to barracks, and enters it in the _livre de punitions_. Very likely, the
-Captain, feeling liverish when he examines the book, makes it eight
-days' imprisonment. That's not so bad, provided the Commander of the
-Battalion does not think it might be good for discipline for him to
-double it. And that again is bearable so long as the Colonel does not
-think the scoundrel had better have a month--and imprisonment, though
-only called 'Ordinary Arrest,' carries with it this beastly _peloton de
-chasse_. Still, as I say, a good man and keen soldier can generally
-keep fairly clear of _salle de police_ and _cellule_."
-
-"So Non-coms. can punish off their own bat, in the Legion, can they?"
-enquired Rupert as they strolled toward the main gate.
-
-"Yes. The N.C.O. is an almighty important bird here, and you have to
-salute him like an officer. They can give extra corvee, confinement to
-barracks, and up to eight days' _salle de police_, and give you a pretty
-bad time while you're doing it, too. In peace time, you know, the
-N.C.O.s run the Legion absolutely. We hardly see our officers except on
-marches, or at manoeuvres. Splendid soldiers, but they consider their
-duty is to lead us in battle, not to be bothered with us in peace. The
-N.C.O.s can do the bothering for them. Of course, we're pretty
-frequently either demonstrating, or actually fighting on the Southern,
-or the Moroccan border, and then an officer's job is no sinecure. They
-are real soldiers--but the weak spot is that they avoid us like poison,
-in barracks."
-
-"We're mostly foreigners, of course," he continued, "half German, and
-not very many French, and there's absolutely none of that mutual liking
-and understanding which is the strength of the British Army.... And
-naturally, in a corps like this, they've got to be severe and harsh to
-the point of cruelty. After all, it's not a girls' school, is it? But
-take my advice, my boy, and leave the Legion's punishment system of
-starvation, over-work, and solitary confinement outside your
-'experiences' as much as possible...."
-
-"I say--what a ghastly, charnel-house stink," remarked the recipient of
-this good advice, as the trio passed two iron-roofed buildings, one on
-each side of the closed main-entrance of the barracks. "I noticed it
-when I first came in here, but I was to windward of it I suppose. It's
-the bally limit. Poo-o-oh!"
-
-"Yes, you live in that charming odour all night, if you get _salle de
-police_ for any offence, and all day as well, if you get 'arrest' in the
-regimental lock-up--except for your two three-hour turns of _peloton des
-hommes punis_. It's nothing at this distance, but wait until you're on
-sentry-go in one of those barrack-prisons. There's a legend of a runaway
-pig that took refuge in one, gave a gasp, and fell dead.... Make Dante
-himself envious if he could go inside. The truth of that Inferno is
-much stranger than the fiction of his."
-
-"Yep," chimed in the American. "But what gits my goat every time is
-_cellules_. Yew squats on end in a dark cell fer the whole of yure
-sentence, an' yew don't go outside it from start to finish, an' thet may
-be thirty days. Yew gits a quarter-ration o' dry bread an' a double
-ration of almighty odour. 'Nuff ter raise the roof, but it don't do it.
-No exercise, no readin', no baccy, no nuthin'. There yew sits and there
-yew starves, an' lucky ef yew don't go balmy...."
-
-"I hope we get you past the Sergeant of the Guard," interrupted John
-Bull. "Swank it thick as we go by."
-
-The cold eye of the Sergeant ran over the three Legionaries as they
-passed through the little side wicket without blazing into wrath over
-any lack of smartness and _chic_ in their appearance.
-
-"One to you," said John Bull, as they found themselves safe in the
-shadow of the Spahis' barracks outside. "If you had looked too like a
-recruit he'd have turned you back, on principle...."
-
-To Reginald Rupert the walk was full of interest, in spite of the fact
-that the half-vulgar, half-picturesque Western-Eastern appearance of the
-town was no novelty. He had already seen all that Sidi-bel-Abbes could
-show, and much more, in Algiers, Tangiers, Cairo, Alexandria, Port Said,
-and Suez. But, with a curious sense of proprietorship, he enjoyed
-listening to the distant strains of the band--their "own" band. To see
-thousands of Legionaries, Spahis, Turcos, Chasseurs d'Afrique, Sapeurs,
-Tirailleurs, Zouaves, and other French soldiery, from their own level,
-as one of themselves, was what interested him. Here was a new
-situation, here were new conditions, necessities, dangers, sufferings,
-relationships. Here, in short, were entirely new experiences....
-
-"This is the Rue Prudon," observed John Bull. "It separates the Military
-goats on the west, from the Civil sheep on the east. Not that you'll
-find them at all 'civil' though.... Reminds me of a joke I heard our
-Captain telling the Colonel at dinner one night when I was a Mess
-Orderly. A new man had taken over the Grand Hotel, and he wrote to the
-Mess President to say he made a speciality of dinner-parties for
-Military and _Civilised_ officers! Bit rough on the Military, what?"
-
-Having crossed the Rue Prudon rubicon, and invaded the Place de
-Quinconces with its Palais de Justice and prison, the Promenade Publique
-with its beautiful trees, and the Rue Montagnac with its shops and life
-and glitter, the three Legionaries quitted the quarter of electric
-arc-lights, brilliant cafes, shops, hotels, aperitif-drinking citizens,
-promenading French-women, newspaper kiosks, loitering soldiers, shrill
-hawkers of the _Echo d'Oran_, white-burnoused Arabs (who gazed coldly
-upon the hated Franswazi, and bowed to officials with stately dignity,
-arms folded on breast), quick-stepping Chasseurs, scarlet-cloaked
-Spahis, and swaggering Turcos, crossed the Place Sadi Carnot, and made
-for the maze of alleys, slums, and courts (the quarter of the Spanish
-Jews, town Arabs, _hadris_, _odjar_-wearing women, Berbers, Negroes,
-half-castes, semi-Oriental scum, "white trash," and Legionaries), in one
-of which was situated Carmelita's Cafe de la Legion.
-
-
- Sec.2
-
-La Belle Carmelita, black-haired, red-cheeked, black-eyed, red-lipped,
-lithe, swift, and graceful, sat at the receipt of custom. Carmelita's
-Cafe de la Legion was for the Legion, and had to make its profits out of
-men whose pay is one halfpenny a day. It is therefore matter for little
-surprise that it compared unfavourably with Voisin's, the Cafe de la
-Paix, the Pre Catalan, Maxim's, the Cafe Grossenwahn, the Das Prinzess
-Cafe, the restaurants of the Place Pigalle, Le Rat Mort, or even Les
-Noctambules, Le Cabaret de l'Enfer, the Chat Noir, the Elysee
-Montmartre, and the famous and infamous _caveaux_ of Le Quartier--in the
-eyes of those Legionaries who had tried some, or all, of these places.
-
-However, it had four walls, a floor, and a roof; benches and a large
-number of tables and chairs, many of which were quite reliable. It had
-a bar, it had Algerian wine at one penny the bottle, it had _vert-vert_
-and _tord-boyaud_ and _bapedi_ and _shum-shum_. It had really good
-coffee, and really bad cigarettes. It had meals also--but above all, and
-before all, it had a welcome. A welcome for the Legionary. The man to
-whose presence the good people of Sidi-bel-Abbes (French petty
-officials, half-castes, Spanish Jews, Arabs, clerks, workmen,
-shopkeepers, waiters, and lowest-class bourgeoisie) took exception at
-the bandstand, in the Gardens, in the Cafes, in the very streets; the
-man from the contamination of whose touch the very cocottes, the
-demi-mondaines, the joyless _filles de joie_, even the daughters of the
-pavement; drew aside the skirts of their dingy finery (for though the
-Wages of Virtue are a halfpenny a day for the famous Legion, the Wages
-of Sin are more for the infamous legion); the man at whom even the
-Goums, the Arab _gens-d'armes_ shouted as at a pariah dog, this man, the
-Soldier of the Legion, had a welcome in Carmelita's Cafe. There were
-two women in all the world who would endure to breathe the same air as
-the sad Sons of the Legion--Madame la Cantiniere (official _fille du
-regiment_) and Carmelita. Is it matter for wonder that the Legion's
-sons loved them--particularly Carmelita, who, unlike Madame, was under
-no obligation to shed the light of her countenance upon them? Any man
-in the Legion might speak to Carmelita provided he spoke as a gentleman
-should speak to a lady--and did not want to be pinned to her bar by the
-ears, and the bayonets of his indignant brothers-in-arms--any man who
-might speak to no other woman in the world outside the Legion. (Madame
-la Cantiniere is inside the Legion, _bien entendu_, and always married
-to it in the person of one of its sons.) She would meet him as an equal
-for the sake of her beautiful, wonderful, adored Luigi Rivoli, his
-brother-in-arms. Perhaps one must be such an outcast that the sight of
-one causes even painted lips to curl in contemptuous disdain; such a
-_thing_ that one is deterred from entering decent Cafes, decent places
-of amusement and decent boulevards; so low that one is strictly doomed
-to the environment of one's prison, or the slums, and to the society of
-one's fellow dregs, before one can appreciate the attitude of the Sons
-of the Legion to Carmelita. They revered her as they did not revere the
-Mother of God, and they, broken and crucified wretches, envied Luigi
-Rivoli as they did not envy the repentant thief absolved by Her Son.
-
-_She_, Carmelita, welcomed _them_, Legionaries! It is perhaps
-comprehensible if not excusable, that the attitude of Madame la
-Cantiniere was wholly different, that she hated Carmelita as a rival,
-and with single heart, double venom and treble voice, denounced her, her
-house, her wine, her coffee, and all those _chenapans_ and _sacripants_
-her clients.
-
-"_Merde!_" said Madame la Cantiniere. "That which makes the slums of
-Naples too hot for it, is warm indeed! Naples! Ma foi! Why Monsieur
-Le Bon Diable himself must be reluctant when his patrol runs in a
-_prisonnier_ from Naples to the nice clean guard-room and _cellules_ in
-his Hell ... Naples! ... La! La!..." which was unkind and unfair of
-Madame, since the very worst she knew of Carmelita was the fact that she
-kept a Cafe whereat the Legionaries spent their half-pence. It is not
-(rightly or wrongly) in itself an indictable offence to be a Neapolitan.
-
-So the Legion loved Carmelita, Madame la Cantiniere hated her, the
-Bucking Bronco worshipped her, John Bull admired her, le bon M. Edouard
-Malvin desired her, and Luigi Rivoli owned her--body, soul and
-cash-box--what time he sought to do the same for Madame la Cantiniere
-whose body and cash-box were as much larger than those of Carmelita as
-her soul was smaller.
-
-Between two fools one comes to the ground--sometimes--but Luigi intended
-to come to a bed of roses, and to have a cash-box beneath it. One of
-the fools should marry and support him, preferably the richer fool, and
-meantime, oh the subtlety, the cleverness, the piquancy--of being loved
-and supported by both while marrying neither! Many a time as he lay on
-his cot while a henchman polished the great cartridge-pouches (that
-earned the Legion the sobriquet of "the Leather-Bellies" from the
-Russians in the Crimea), the belts, the buttons, the boots, and the
-rifle and bayonet of the noble Luigi, while another washed his fatigue
-uniforms and underclothing, that honourable man would chuckle aloud as
-he saw himself frequently cashing a ten-franc piece of Carmelita's at
-Madame's Canteen, and receiving change for a twenty-franc piece from the
-fond, yielding Madame. Ten francs too much, a sigh too many, and a kiss
-too few--for Madame did not kiss, being, contrary to popular belief with
-regard to vivandieres in general, and the Legion's vivandiere in
-particular, of rigid virtue, oh, but yes, of a respectability profound
-and colossal--during "vacation." Her present vacation had lasted for
-three months, and Madame felt it was time to replace le pauvre Etienne
-Baptiste--cut in small pieces by certain Arab ladies. Madame was a
-business woman, Madame needed a husband in her business, and Madame had
-an eye for a fine man. None finer than Luigi Rivoli, and Madame had
-never tried an Italian. Husbands do not last long in the Legion, and
-Madame had had three French, one Belgian, and one Swiss (seriatim, _bien
-entendu_). No, none finer in the whole Legion than Rivoli. None, nom
-de Dieu! But a foreign husband may be a terrible trial, look you, and an
-Italian is a foreigner in a sense that a French-speaking Belgian or
-Swiss is not. No, an Italian is not a Frenchman even though he be a
-Legionnaire. And there were tales of him and this vile shameless
-creature from Naples, who decoyed les braves Legionnaires from their
-true and lawful Canteen to her noisome den in the foul slums, there to
-spend their hard-earned sous on her poisonous red-ink wine, her
-muddy-water coffee, and her--worse things. Yes, that cunning little fox
-le Legionnaire Edouard Malvin had thrown out hints to Madame about this
-Neapolitan _ragazza_--but then, ce bon M. Malvin was himself a suitor
-for Madame's hand--as well as a most remarkable liar and rogue. Perhaps
-'twould be as well to accept ce beau Luigi at once, marry him
-immediately, and see that he spent his evenings helping in the Canteen
-bar, instead of gallivanting after Neapolitan hussies of the bazaar.
-Men are but men--and sirens are sirens. What would you? And Luigi so
-gay and popular. Small blame that he should stray when Madame was
-unkind or coy.... Yes, she would do it, if only to spite this
-Neapolitan cat.... But--he was a foreigner and something of a
-rogue--and incredibly strong. Still, Madame had tamed more than one
-recalcitrant husband by knocking the bottom off an empty bottle and
-stabbing him in the face with it. And however strong one's husband
-might be, he must, like Sisera, sleep sometimes.
-
-The beautiful Luigi would hate to be awakened with a bottomless bottle,
-and would not need it more than once.... And the business soul of
-scheming, but amorous Madame, much troubled, still halted between two
-opinions--while the romantic and simple soul of loving little Carmelita
-remained steadfast, and troubled but little. Just a little, because the
-fine _gentilhomme_, Legionnaire Jean Boule, and the great, kind
-Legionnaire Bouckaing Bronceau, and certain others, seemed somehow _to
-warn her_ against her Luigi; seemed to despise him, and hint at
-treachery. She did not count the sly Belgian (or Austrian) Edouard
-Malvin. The big stupid Americano was jealous, of course, but Il Signor
-Inglese was not and he was--oh, like a Reverend Father--so gentle and
-honest and good. But no, her Luigi could not be false, and the next
-Legionnaire who said a word against him should be forbidden Le Cafe de
-la Legion, ill as it could afford to lose even halfpenny custom--what
-with the rent, taxes, _bakshish_ to gens-d'armes, service, cooking,
-lighting, wine, spirits, coffee, and Luigi's daily dinner, Chianti and
-franc pocket-money.... If only that franc could be increased--but one
-must eat, or get so thin--and the great Luigi liked not skinny women.
-What was a franc a day to such a man as Luigi, her Luigi, strongest,
-finest, handsomest of men?--and but for her he would never have been in
-this accursed Legion. Save for her aggravating wickedness, he would
-never have stabbed poor Guiseppe Longigotto and punished her by
-enlisting. How great and fine a hero of splendid vengeance! A true
-Neapolitan, yet how magnanimous when punishment was meted! He had
-forgiven--and forgotten--the dead Guiseppe, and he had forgiven her, and
-he accepted her miserable franc, dinner and Chianti wine daily. Also he
-had allowed her--miserable ingrate that she had been to annoy him and
-make him jealous--to find the money that had mysteriously but materially
-assisted in procuring the perpetual late-pass that allowed him to remain
-with her till two in the morning, long after all the other poor
-Legionnaires had returned to their dreadful barracks. Noble Luigi! Yet
-there were people who coupled his name with that of wealthy Madame la
-Cantiniere in the barrack yonder.
-
-She had overheard Legionnaires doing it, here in her own Cafe, though
-they had instantly and stoutly denied it when accused, and had looked
-furtive and ashamed. Absurd, jealous wretches, whose heads Luigi could
-knock together as easily as she could click her castanets....
-
-Almost time that the Legionnaires began to drop in for their litre and
-their _tasse_--and Carmelita rose and went to the door of the Cafe de la
-Legion and looked down the street toward the Place Sadi Carnot. One of
-three passing Chasseurs d'Afrique made a remark, the import of which was
-not lost on the Italian girl though the man spoke in Paris slum argot.
-
-"If Monsieur would but give himself the trouble to step inside and sit
-down for a moment," said Carmelita in Legion-French, "Monsieur's
-question shall be answered by Luigi Rivoli of La Legion. Also he will
-remove Monsieur's pretty uniform and scarlet _ceinturon_ and will do for
-Monsieur what Monsieur's mamma evidently neglected to do for Monsieur
-when Monsieur was a dirty little boy in the gutter.... Monsieur will
-not come in as he suggested? Monsieur will not wait a minute? No?
-Monsieur is a very wise young gentleman...."
-
-An Arab Spahi swaggered past and leered.
-
-"_Sabeshad zareefeh chattaha_," said he, "_saada atinee_."
-
-"_Roh! Imshi!_" hissed Carmelita and Carmelita's hand went to her
-pocket in a significant manner, and Carmelita spat.
-
-A Greek ice-cream seller lingered and ogled.
-
-"_Bros!_" snapped Carmelita with a jerk of her thumb in the direction in
-which the young person should be going.
-
-A huge Turco, with a vast beard, brought his rolling swagger to a halt
-at her door and made to enter.
-
-"_Destour!_" said the tiny Carmelita to the giant, pointed to the street
-and stared him unwaveringly in the eye until, grinning sheepishly, he
-turned and went.
-
-Carmelita did not like Turcos in general, and detested this one in
-particular. He was too fond of coming when he knew the Cafe to be empty
-of Legionnaires.
-
-An old Spanish Jew paused in his shuffle to ask for a cigarette.
-
-"_Varda!_" replied Carmelita calmly, with the curious thumb-jerking
-gesture of negation, distinctive of the uneducated Italian.
-
-A most cosmopolitan young woman, and able to give a little of his own
-tongue to any dweller in Europe and to most of those in Northern Africa.
-Not in the least a refined young woman, however, and her many
-accomplishments not of the drawing-room. Staunch, courageous,
-infinitely loving, utterly honest, loyal, reliable, and very
-self-reliant, she was, upon occasion, it is to be feared, more emphatic
-than delicate in speech, and more uncompromising than ladylike in
-conduct. She was not _une maitresse vierge_, and her standards and
-ideals were not those of the Best Suburbs. You see, Carmelita had begun
-to earn her own living at the unusually early age of three, and earned
-it in coppers on a dirty rug, on a dirtier Naples quay, for a decade or
-so, until at the age of fourteen, or fifteen, she, together with her
-Mamma, her reputed Papa, her sister and her brother, performed painful
-acrobatic feats on the edge of the said quay for the delectation of the
-passengers of the big North German Lloyd and other steamers that tied up
-thereat for purposes of embarkation and debarkation, and for the
-reception of coal and the discharge of cargo.
-
-At the age of fifteen, Carmelita, most beautiful of form and coarsely
-beautiful of face, of perfect health, grace, poise, and carriage, fell
-desperately in love with the great Signor Carlo Scopinaro, born Luigi
-Rivoli, a star of her own firmament but of far greater magnitude.
-
-Luigi Rivoli, one of a troupe of acrobats who performed at the Naples
-Scala, Vesuvie, and Varietes, meditating setting up on his own account
-as Strong Man, Acrobat, Juggler, Wrestler, Dancer, and Professor of
-Physical Culture, was, to the humble "tumbler" of the quay, as the
-be-Knighted Actor-Manager of a West End Theatre to the last joined
-chorus girl, or walking-lady on his boards. And yet the great Signor
-Carlo Scopinaro, born Luigi Rivoli, meditating desertion from his troupe
-and needing an "assistant," deigned to accept the services and
-whole-souled adoration of the girl who was as much more skilful as she
-was less powerful than he.
-
-When, in her perfect, ardent, and beautiful love, her reckless and
-uncounting adoration, she gave herself, mind, body and soul, to her hero
-and her god, he accepted the little gift "without prejudice"--as the
-lawyers say. "Without prejudice" to Luigi's future, that is.
-
-During their short engagement at the Scala--terminated by the Troupe's
-earnest endeavour to assassinate the defaulting and defalcating Luigi,
-and her family's endeavour to maim Carmelita for setting up on her own
-account, and deserting her loving "parents"--it was rather the girl whom
-the public applauded for her wonderful back-somersaults, contortions,
-hand-walking, Catherine-wheels, trapeze-work, and dancing, than the man
-for his feats with dumb-bells of doubtful solidity, his stereotyped
-ball-juggling, his chain-breaking, and weight-lifting, his
-muscle-slapping and _Ha!_ shouting, his posturing and grimacing, and his
-issuing of challenges to wrestle any man in the world for any sum he
-liked to name, and in any style known to science. And, when engagements
-at the lower-class halls and cafes of Barcelona, Marseilles, Toulon,
-Genoa, Rome, Brindisi, Venice, Trieste, Corinth, Athens, Constantinople,
-Port Said, Alexandria, Messina, Valetta, Algiers, Oran, Tangiers, or
-Casa Blanca were obtained, it was always, and obviously, the girl,
-rather than the man, who decided the proprietor or manager to engage
-them, and who won the applause of his patrons.
-
-When times were bad, as after Luigi's occasional wrestling defeats and
-during the bad weeks of Luigi's typhoid, convalescence, and long
-weakness at Marseilles, it was Carmelita, the humbler and lesser light,
-who (the Halls being worked out) tried desperately to keep the wolf from
-the door by returning to the quay-side business, and, for dirty coppers,
-exhibiting to passengers, coal-trimmers, cargo-workers, porters and
-loafers, the performances that had been subject of signed contracts and
-given on fine stages in beautiful music-halls and _cafes_, to refined
-and appreciative audiences. Incidentally the girl learned much French
-(little knowing how useful it was to prove), as well as smatterings of
-Spanish, Greek, Turkish, English and Arabic.
-
-So Carmelita had "assisted" the great Luigi in the times of his
-prosperity and had striven to maintain him in eclipse, by quay-side,
-public-house, workmen's dinner-hour, low _cafe_, back-yard,
-gambling-den, and wine-shop exhibitions of her youthful skill, grace,
-agility, and beauty--and had failed to make enough by that means. To
-the end of her life poor Carmelita could never, never forget that
-terrible time at Marseilles, try as she might to thrust it into the
-background of her thoughts. For there, ever there, in the background it
-remained, save when called to cruel prominence by some mischance, or at
-rare intervals by the noble Luigi himself, when displeased by some
-failure on the part of Carmelita. A terrible, terrible memory, for
-Carmelita's nature was essentially virginal, delicate, and of crystal
-purity. Where she loved she gave all--and Luigi was to Carmelita as
-much her husband as if they had been married in every church they had
-passed, in every cathedral they had seen, and by every _padre_ they had
-met....
-
-A terrible, terrible memory.... But Luigi's life was at stake and what
-true woman, asked Carmelita, would not have taken the last step of all
-(when every other failed) to raise the money necessary for doctors,
-medicine, delicacies, food, fuel, and lodging? If, by thrusting her
-right hand into the fire, Carmelita could have burnt away those haunting
-and corroding Marseilles memories, then into the fire her right hand
-would have been thrust. Yet, side by side with the self-horror and
-self-disgust was no remorse nor repentance. If, to-morrow, Luigi's life
-could only thus again be saved, thus saved should it be, as when at
-Marseilles he lay convalescent but dying for lack of the money wherewith
-to buy the delicacies that would save him.... Luigi's life always, and
-at any time, before Carmelita's scruples and shrinkings.
-
-In return, Luigi had been kind to her and had often spoken of
-matrimony--some day--in spite of what she had done at Marseilles when he
-was too ill to look after her, and provide her with all she needed.
-Once even, when they were on the crest of a great wave of prosperity,
-Luigi had gone so far as to mention her seventeenth birthday as a
-possibly suitable date for their wedding. That had been a great and
-glorious time, though all too short, alas! and the sequel to a brilliant
-scheme devised by that poor dear Guiseppe Longigotto in the interests of
-his beloved and adored friend Carmelita. Poor Guiseppe! He had
-deserved as Carmelita was the first to admit, something better, than a
-stab in the back from Luigi Rivoli, for the idea had been wholly and
-solely his, until the great Roman sporting Impresario had taken it up
-and developed it. First there was a tremendous syndicate-engineered
-campaign of advertisement, which let all Europe know that _Il Famoso e
-Piu Grande Professors Carlo Scopinaro_, Champion Wrestler of Europe,
-America and Australia, would shortly meet the Egregious Egyptian, or
-Conquering Copt, Champion Wrestler of Africa and Asia, in Rome, and
-wrestle him in the Graeco-Roman style, for the World's Championship and
-ten thousand pounds a side. (Yes actually and authoritatively
-_diecimila lire sterline_.) From every hoarding in Rome, Venice, Milan,
-Turin, Genoa, Florence, Naples, Brindisi, and every other town in Italy,
-huge posters called your attention to the beauties and marvels of the
-smiling face and mighty form of the great Carlo Scopinaro; to the
-horrors and terrors of the scowling face and enormous carcase of the
-dreadful Conquering Copt. (To positively none but Luigi, Guiseppe, and
-the renowned Roman Impresario was it known that the Conquering Copt was
-none other than Luigi's old pal, Abdul Hamid, chucker-out at a Port Said
-music-hall, and most modest and retiring of gentlemen--until this
-greatness of Champion Wrestler of Africa and Asia was suddenly thrust
-upon him, and he was summoned from Port Said to Rome to be coached by
-Luigi in the arts and graces of realistic stage-wrestling, and
-particularly in those of life-like and convincing defeat after a long
-and obviously terrible struggle.) ... Excitement was splendidly
-engineered, the newspapers of every civilised country and of Germany
-advertised the epoch-making event, speculated upon its result, and
-produced interesting articles on such questions as, "_Should a
-Colour-Line be drawn in Wrestling?_" and, "_Is Scopinaro the White
-Hope?_" A self-advertising reverend Nonconformist announced his
-intention in the English press of proceeding to Rome to create a
-disturbance at the Match. He got himself frequently interviewed by
-specimens of the genus, "Our representative," and the important fact
-that he was a Conscientious Objector to all forms of sport was brought
-to the notice of the Great British Public.
-
-The struggle was magnificently staged and magnificently acted. Every
-spectator in the vast theatre, no matter whether he had paid one hundred
-lire or a paltry fifty centesimi for his seat, felt that he had had his
-money's worth. In incredibly realistic manner the White Hope of Europe
-and the Champion of Africa and Asia struck attitudes, cried "_Ha!_",
-snatched at each other, stamped, straddled, pushed, pulled, embraced,
-slapped, jerked, hugged, tugged, lugged, and lifted each other with
-every appearance of fearful exertion, dauntless courage, fierce
-determination and unparalleled skill for one crowded hour of glorious
-life, during which the house went mad, rose at them to a man, and, with
-tears and imprecations, called upon the Italian to be worthy of his
-country and upon the Conquering Copt to be damned.
-
-Few scenes in all the troubled history of Rome can have equalled, for
-excitement, that which ensued when the White Hope finally triumphed, the
-honour of Europe in general was saved, and that of Italy in particular
-illuminated with a blaze of glory.
-
-Anyhow, what was solid fact, with no humbug about it, was that Luigi
-received the renowned Roman Impresario's fervid blessing and five
-hundred pounds, while the complacent Abdul received blessings equally
-fervid, though a less enthusiastic cheque. Both gentlemen were then
-provided by the kind Impresario with single tickets to the most distant
-spot he could induce them to name.
-
-For Carmelita, the days following that on which her Luigi won the great
-World's Championship match, were a glorious time of expensive dinners,
-fine apartments, and beautiful clothes; a time of being _cafe_ and
-music-hall patrons instead of performers; of being entertained instead
-of entertaining. The joy of Carmelita's life while the five hundred
-pounds lasted was to sit in a stage-box, proud and happy, beside her
-noble Luigi, and criticise the various "turns" upon the stage. Never an
-evening performance, nor a matinee did they miss, and Luigi drank a
-quart of champagne at lunch, and another at dinner. Luigi must keep his
-strength up, of course, and the soothing influence of innumerable Havana
-cigars was not denied to his nerves.
-
-And then, just as the five hundred pounds was finished, a wretched
-Russian (quickly followed by an American, two Russians, a Turk, a
-Frenchman, and an Englishman) publicly challenged Luigi in the press of
-Europe, to wrestle for the Championship of the World in any style he
-liked, for any amount he liked, when and where he liked--and that branch
-of his profession was closed to Luigi--for these men were giants and
-terrors, arranging no "crosses," stern fighters, and out for fame,
-money, genuine sport, and the real Championship.
-
-Then had come a time of poverty, straits, mean shifts and misery,
-followed by Luigi's job as a "tamer" of tame lions. This post of
-lion-tamer to a cageful of mangy, weary lions, captive-born,
-pessimistic, timid and depressed, had been secured by Guiseppe
-Longigotto, and handed over to Luigi (on its proving safe and
-satisfactory), in the interests of Giuseppe's adored and hungry
-Carmelita. Arrayed in the costume worn by all the Best Lion-tamers,
-Luigi looked a truly noble figure, as, with flashing eyes and gleaming
-teeth, he cracked the whip and fired the revolver that induced the bored
-and disgusted lions to amble round the cage, crouching and cringing in
-humility and fear. That insignificant little rat, Guiseppe, was far more
-in the picture, of course, as fiddler to the show, than he was in his
-original role of tamer of the lions. Followed a bad time along the
-African coast, culminating, at Algiers, in poor Guiseppe's impassioned
-pleadings that Carmelita would marry him (and, leaving this dreadful
-life of the road, live with him and his beautiful violin on the banked
-proceeds of his great Wrestling Championship scheme), Luigi's jealousy,
-his overbearing airs of proprietorship, his drunken cruelty, his
-presuming on her love and obedience to him until she sought to give him
-a fright and teach him a lesson, his killing of the poor, pretty
-musician, and his flight to Sidi-bel-Abbes....
-
-To Sidi-bel-Abbes also fled Carmelita, and, with the proceeds of
-Guiseppe's dying gift to her, eked out by promises of many things to
-many people, such as Jew and Arab lessors and landlords, French dealers,
-Spanish-Jew jobbers and contractors, and Negro labourers, contrived to
-open La Cafe de la Legion, to run it with herself as proprietress,
-manageress, barmaid, musician, singer, actress, and _danseuse_, and to
-make it pay to the extent of a daily franc, bottle of Chianti, and a
-macaroni, polenta, or spaghetti meal for Luigi, and a very meagre living
-for herself. When in need of something more, Carmelita performed at
-matinees at the music-hall and at private stances in Arab and other
-houses, in the intervals of business. When professional dress would have
-rendered her automatic pistol conspicuous and uncomfortable, Carmelita
-carried a most serviceable little dagger in her hair. Also she let it
-be known among her patrons of the Legion that she was going to a certain
-house, garden, or _cafe_ at a certain time, and might be there enquired
-for if unduly delayed. Carmelita knew the seamy side of life in
-Mediterranean ports, and African littoral and hinterland towns, and took
-no chances....
-
-And by-and-by her splendid and noble Luigi would marry her, and they
-would go to America--where that little matter of manslaughter would
-never crop up and cause trouble--and live happily ever after.
-
-So, faithful, loyal, devoted, Carmelita might be; generous, chaste, and
-brave, Carmelita might be--but alas! not refined, not genteel, not above
-telling a Chasseur d'Afrique what she thought of him and his insults;
-not above spitting at a leering, gesture-making Spahi. No lady....
-
-"_Ben venuti, Signori!_" cried Carmelita on catching sight of Il Signor
-Jean Boule and the Bucking Bronco. "_Soyez le bien venu, Monsieur Jean
-Boule et Monsieur Bronco. Che cosa posso offrirvi?_" and, as they
-seated themselves at a small round table near the bar, hastened to bring
-the wine favoured by these favoured customers--the so gentle English
-Signor, _gentilhomme_, (doubtless once a _milord_, a _nobile_), and the
-so gentle, foolish Americano, so slow and strong, who looked at her with
-eyes of love, kind eyes, with a good true love. No _milordino_ he, no
-_piccol Signor_ (but nevertheless a good man, a _uomo dabbene_, most
-certainly...)
-
-Reginald Rupert was duly presented as Legionnaire Rupert, with all
-formality and ceremony, to the Madamigella Carmelita, who ran her
-bright, black eye over him, summed him up as another _gentiluomo_, an
-obvious _gentilhomme_, pitied him, and wondered what he had "done."
-
-Carmelita loved a "gentleman" in the abstract, although she loved Luigi
-Rivoli in the concrete; adored aristocrats in general, in spite of the
-fact that she adored Luigi Rivoli in particular. To her experienced and
-observant young eye, Legionnaire Jean Boule and this young _bleu_ were
-of the same class, the _aristocratico_ class of _Inghilterra_; birds of
-a feather, if not of a nest. They might be father and son, so alike
-were they in their difference from the rest. So different even from the
-English-speaking Americano, so different from her Luigi. But then, her
-Luigi was no mere broken aristocrat; he was the World's Champion
-Wrestler and Strong Man, a great and famous Wild Beast Tamer, and--her
-Luigi.
-
-"_Buona sera, Signor_," said Carmelita to Rupert. "_Siete venuto per la
-via di Francie?_" and then, in Legion-French and Italian, proceeded to
-comment upon the new recruit's appearance, his _capetti riccioluti_ and
-to enquire whether he used the _calamistro_ and _ferro da ricci_ to
-obtain the fine crisp wave in his hair.
-
-Not at all a refined and ladylike maiden, and very, very far from the
-standards of Surbiton, not to mention Balham.
-
-Reginald Rupert (to whom love and war were the two things worth living
-for), on understanding the drift of the lady's remarks, proposed
-forthwith "to cross the bar" and "put out to see" whether he could not
-give her a personal demonstration of the art of hair-curling, but--
-
-"_Non vi pigliate fastidio_," said Carmelita. "Don't trouble yourself
-Signor Azzurro--Monsieur Bleu. And if Signor Luigi Rivoli should enter
-and see the young Signor on my side of the bar--Luigi's side of the
-bar--why, one look of his eye would so make the young Signor's hair curl
-that, for the rest of his life, the _calamistro_, the curling-tongs,
-would be superfluous."
-
-"Yep," chimed in the Bucking Bronco. "I guess as haow it's about time
-yure Loojey's bright eyes got closed, my dear, an' I'm goin' ter bung
-'em both up one o' these fine days, when I got the cafard. Yure
-Loojey's a great lady-killer an' recruit-killer, we know, an' he can
-talk a tin ear on a donkey. I say _Il parlerait une oreille d'etain sur
-un ane_. Yure Loojey'd make a hen-rabbit git mad an' bark. I say
-_Votre Loojey causer ait une lapine devenir fou et ecorcer_. I got it
-in fer yure Loojey. I say _Je l'ai dans pour votre Loojey_....
-Comprenny? _Intendete quel che dico?_" and the Bucking Bronco drank off
-a pint of wine, drew his tiny, well-thumbed French dictionary from one
-pocket and his "Travellers' Italian Phrase-book" from another, cursed
-the Tower of Babel, and all foreign tongues, and sought words wherewith
-to say that it was high time for Luigi Rivoli "to quit beefin' aroun'
-Madam lar Canteenair, to wipe off his chin considerable, to cease being
-a sticker, a sucker, and a skinamalink girl-sponging meal-and-money
-cadger; and to quit tellin' stories made out o' whole cloth,[#] that cut
-no ice with nobody except Carmelita."
-
-
-[#] Untrue.
-
-
-This young lady gathered that, as usual, the poor, silly jealous
-Americano was belittling and insulting her Luigi, if not actually
-threatening him. _Him_, who could break any Americano across his knee.
-With a toss of her head and a contemptuous "Invidioso! Scioccone!" for
-the Bronco, a flick on the nose with the _krenfell_ flower from her ear
-for Rupert, a blown kiss for _Babbo_ Jean Boule, Carmelita flitted away,
-going from table to table to minister to the mental, moral, and physical
-needs of her other devoted Legionnaires as they arrived--men of strange
-and dreadful lives who loved her then and there, who remembered her
-thereafter and elsewhere, and who sent her letters, curios, pressed
-flowers and strange presents from the ends of the earth where flies the
-_tricouleur_, and the Flag of the Legion--in Tonkin, Madagascar,
-Senegal, Morocco, the Sahara--in every Southern Algerian station
-wherever the men of the Legion tramped to their death to the strains of
-the regimental march of "_Tiens, voila du boudin_."
-
-"Advise me, Mam'zelle," said a young Frenchman of the Midi, rising to
-his feet with a flourish of his kepi and a sweeping bow, as Carmelita
-approached the table at which he and three companions sat, "Advise me as
-to the investment of this wealth, fifty centimes, all at once. Shall it
-be five glorious green absinthes or five _chopes_ of the wine of
-Algiers?--or shall I warm my soul with burning bapedi...?"
-
-"Four bottles of wine is what you want for Andre, Raoul, Leon, and
-yourself," was the reply. "Absinthe is the mamma and the papa and all
-the ancestors of _le cafard_ and you are far too young and tender for
-bapedi. It mingles not well with mother's milk, that...."
-
-In the extreme corner of the big, badly-lit room, a Legionary sat alone,
-his back to the company, his head upon his folded arms. Passing near,
-on her tour of ministration, Carmelita's quick eye and ear perceived
-that the man was sobbing and weeping bitterly. It might be the poor
-Grasshopper passing through one of his terrible dark hours, and
-Carmelita's kind heart melted with pity for the poor soul, smartest of
-soldiers, and maddest of madmen.
-
-Going over to where he sat apart, Carmelita bent over him, placed her
-arm around his neck, and stroked his glossy dark hair.
-
-"_Pourquoi faites-vous Suisse, mon pauvre?_" she murmured with a
-motherly caress. "What is it? Tell Carmelita." The man raised his face
-from his arms, smiled through his tears and kissed the hand that rested
-on his shoulder. The handsome and delicate face, the small, well-kept
-hands, the voice, were those of a man of culture and refinement.
-
-"_I ja nai ka!_--How delightful!" he said. "You will make things right.
-I am to be made _machi-bugiyo_, governor of the city to-morrow, and I
-wish to remain a Japanese lady. I do not want to lay aside the
-_suma-goto_ and _samisen_ for the _wakizashi_ and the _katana_--the lute
-for the dagger and sword. I don't want to sit on a _tokonoma_ in a
-_yashiki_ surrounded by _karo_...."
-
-"No, no, no, mon cher, you shall not indeed. See le bon Dieu and le bon
-Jean Boule will look after you," said Carmelita, gently stroking his hot
-forehead and soothing him with little crooning sounds and caresses as
-though he had really been the child that, in mind and understanding, he
-was.
-
-John Bull, followed by Rupert, unobtrusively joined Carmelita. Seating
-himself beside the unhappy man, he took his hands and gazed steadily
-into his suffused eyes.
-
-"Tell me all about it, Cigale," said he. "You know we can put it right.
-When has Jean Boule failed to explain and arrange things for you?"
-
-The madman repeated that he dreaded to have to sit on the raised dais of
-the Palace of a Governor of a City surrounded by officials and advisers.
-
-"I know I should soon be involved in a _kataki-uchi_ with a neighbouring
-clan, and have to commit hara-kiri if I failed to keep the Mikado's
-peace. It is terrible. You don't know how I long to remain a lady. I
-want silk and music and cherry-blossom instead of steel and blood," and
-again he laid his head upon his arms and continued his low, hopeless
-sobbing.
-
-Reginald Rupert's face expressed blank astonishment at the sight of the
-weeping soldier.
-
-"What's up?" he said.
-
-Legionnaire John Bull tapped his forehead.
-
-"Poor chap will behave _more Japonico_ for the rest of the day now. I
-fancy he's been an attache in Japan. You don't know Japanese by any
-chance? I have forgotten the little I knew."
-
-Rupert shook his head.
-
-"Look here, Cigale," said John Bull, raising the afflicted man and again
-fixing the steady, benign gaze upon his eyes, "why are you making all
-this trouble for yourself? You know I am the Mikado and All-powerful!
-You have only to appeal to me and the Shogun must release you. Of
-course you can remain a Japanese lady--and I'll tell you what, ma chere,
-ma petite fille Japonaise, not only shall you remain a lady, but a lady
-of the old school and of the days before the accursed Foreign Devils
-came in to break down ancient customs. I promise it. To-morrow you
-shall shave off your eyebrows and paint them in two inches above your
-eyes. I promise it. More. Your teeth shall be lacquered black. Now
-cease these ungrateful repinings, and be a happy maiden once again. By
-order of the Mikado!"
-
-Once again the voice and eye, and the gentle wise sympathy and
-comprehension of ce bon Jean Boule had succeeded and triumphed. The
-madman, falling at his feet, knelt and bowed three times, his forehead
-touching the ground, in approved geisha fashion.
-
-"And now you've got to come and lie down, or you won't be fit for the
-eyebrow-shaving ceremony to-morrow," said Carmelita, and led him to a
-broad, low divan, which made a cosy, if dirty, corner remote from the
-bar.
-
-"That's as extraordinary a case as ever I came across," remarked John
-Bull to Rupert as they rejoined the Bucking Bronco, who was talking to
-the Cockney and the Russian twins, "as mad as any lunatic in any asylum
-in the world, and yet as absolutely competent and correct in every
-detail of soldiering as any soldier in the Legion. He is the Perfect
-Private Soldier--and a perfect lunatic. Most of the time, off parade
-that is, he thinks he's a grasshopper, and the rest of the time he
-thinks he's of some remarkably foreign nationality, such as a Zulu, an
-Eskimo, or a Chinaman. I should very much like to know his story. He
-must have travelled pretty widely. He has certainly been an officer in
-the Belgian Guides (their Officers' Mess is one of the most exclusive
-and aristocratic in the world, as you know) and he has certainly been a
-Military Attache in the East. He is perfectly harmless and a most
-thorough gentleman, poor soul.... Yes, I should greatly like to know
-his story," and added as he poured out a glass of wine, "but we don't
-ask men their 'stories' in the Legion...."
-
-Carmelita returned to her high seat by the door of her little room
-behind the bar--the door upon the outside of which many curious regards
-had oftentimes been fixed.
-
-Carmelita was troubled. Why did not Luigi come? Were his duties so
-numerous and onerous nowadays that he had but a bare hour for his late
-dinner and his bottle of Chianti? Time was, when he arrived as soon
-after five o'clock as a wash and change of uniform permitted. Time was,
-when he could spend from early evening to late night in the Cafe de la
-Legion, outstaying the latest visitors. And that time was also the time
-when Madame la Cantiniere was not a widow--the days before Madame's
-husband had been sliced, sawn, snapped, torn, and generally mangled by
-certain other widows--of certain Arabs--away to the South. This might be
-coincidence of course, and yet--and yet--several Legionnaires who had no
-axe to grind and who were not jealous of Luigi's fortune, had
-undoubtedly coupled his name with that of Madame....
-
-"An' haow did yew find yure little way to our dope-joint hyar?" the
-Bucking Bronco enquired of Mikhail Kyrilovitch, as he did the honours of
-Carmelita's "joint" to the three _bleus_ who had entered while John Bull
-was talking to the Grasshopper.
-
-"Well, since you arx, we jest ups an' follers you, old bloke, when yer
-goes aht wiv these two uvver Henglish coves," replied the Cockney.
-
-The American regarded him with the eye of large and patient tolerance.
-He preferred the Russians, particularly Mikhail, and rejoiced that they
-spoke English. It would have been too much to have attempted to add a
-working knowledge of Russian to his other linguistic stores.
-Nevertheless, he would, out of compliment to their nationality, produce
-such words of their strange tongue as he could command. It might serve
-to make them feel more at home like.
-
-"I'm afraid I can't ask yew moojiks ter hev a little caviare an' wodky,
-becos' Carmelita is out of it.... But there's cawfy in the sammy-var I
-hev no doubt," he said graciously.
-
-The Russians thanked him, and Feodor pledging him in a glass of
-absinthe, promised to teach him the art of concocting _lompopo_, while
-Mikhail quietly sipped his glass of sticky, sweet Algerian wine.
-
-Restless Carmelita joined the group, and her friend Jean Boule
-introduced the three new patrons.
-
-"Prahd an' honoured, Miss, I'm shore," said the Cockney. "'Ave a
-port-an'-lemon or thereabahts?"
-
-But Carmelita was too interested in the startling similarity of the
-twins to pay attention to the civilities and blandishments of the
-Cockney, albeit he surreptitiously wetted his fingers with wine and
-smoothed his smooth and shining "cowlick" or "quiff" (the highly
-ornamental fringe which, having descended to his eyebrows, turned
-aspiringly upward).
-
-"_Gemello_," she murmured, turning from Feodor and his cheery greeting
-to Mikhail, who responded with a graceful little bow, suddenly
-terminated and changed to a curt nod, like that given by Feodor. As
-Carmelita continued her direct gaze, a dull flush grew and mantled over
-his face.
-
-"_Cielo_! But how the boy blushes! Now is it for his own sins, or
-mine, I wonder?" laughed Carmelita, pointing accusingly at poor
-Mikhail's suffused face.
-
-"Gawdstreuth! Can't 'e blush," remarked Mr. Higgins.
-
-The dull flush became a vivid, burning blush under Carmelita's pointing
-finger, and the regard of the amused Legionaries.
-
-"Corpo di Bacco!" laughed the teasing girl. "A blushing Legionary! The
-dear, sweet, good boy. If only _I_ could blush like that. And he
-brings his blushes to Madame la Republique's Legion. Well, it is not
-_porta vasi a Samo!_"[#]
-
-
-[#] Lit., "to carry coals to Newcastle."
-
-
-"Never mind, Sonny," said the American soothingly, "there's many a worse
-stunt than blushin'. I uster use blushes considerable meself--when I
-was a looker 'bout yure age." He translated.
-
-Carmelita's laughter pealed out again at the idea of the blushing
-American. Feodor's laughter mingled with Carmelita's, but sounded
-forced.
-
-"Isn't it funny?" he remarked. "My brother has always been like that,
-but believe me, Padrona, I could not blush to save my life."
-
-"Si, si," laughed Carmelita. "You have sinned and he has blushed--all
-your lives, is it not so--le pauvre petit?" and saucily rubbed the side
-of Mikhail's crimson face with the backs of her fingers--and looked
-unwontedly thoughtful as he jerked his head away with a look of
-annoyance.
-
-"La, la, la!" said Carmelita. "Musn't he be teased then?..."
-
-"Come, Signora," broke in Feodor again, "you're making him blush worse
-than ever. Such kindness is absolutely wasted. Now I..."
-
-"No, _you_ wouldn't blush with shame and fright, no, nor yet with
-innocence, would you, Signor Feodor? _E un peccato!_" replied the girl,
-and lightly brushed his cheek as she spoke.
-
-The good Feodor did not blush, but the look of thoughtfulness deepened
-on Carmelita's face.
-
-To the finer perceptions of John Bull there seemed to be something
-strained and discomfortable in the atmosphere. Carmelita had fallen
-silent, Feodor seemed annoyed and anxious, Mikhail frightened and
-anxious, and Mr. 'Erb 'Iggins of too gibing a humour.
-
-"You are making me positively jealous, Signora Carmelita, and leaving me
-thirsty," he said, and with a small repentant squeal Carmelita flitted
-to the bar.
-
-"Would you like a biscuit too, Signor Jean Boule?" she called, and
-tossed one across to him as she spoke. John Bull neatly caught the
-biscuit as it flew somewhat wide. Carmelita, like most women, could not
-throw straight.
-
-"_Tiro maestro,_" she applauded, and launched another at the unprepared
-Mikhail with a cry of "Catch, _goffo_." Instinctively, he "made a lap"
-and spread out his hands.
-
-"_Esattamente!_" commented Carmelita beneath her breath and apparently
-lost interest in the little group....
-
-A quartet of Legionaries swaggered into the _cafe_ and approached the
-bar--Messieurs Malvin, Borges, Bauer and Hirsch, henchmen and satellites
-of Luigi Rivoli--and saluted to Carmelita's greeting of "Buona sera,
-Signori...."
-
-"Bonsoir, M. Malvin," added she to the dapper, low-bowing Austrian,
-whose evil face, with its close-set ugly eyes, sharp crooked nose, waxed
-moustache, and heavy jowl, were familiar to her as those of one of
-Luigi's more intimate followers. "Where is Signor Luigi Rivoli
-to-night? He has no guard duty?"
-
-"No, mia signora--er--that is--yes," replied Malvin in affected
-discomfort. "He is--ah--on duty."
-
-"On duty in the Canteen?" asked Carmelita, flushing.
-
-"What do I know of the comings and goings of the great Luigi Rivoli?"
-answered Malvin. "Doubtless he will fortify himself with a litre of
-wine at Madame's bar in the Canteen before walking down here."
-
-"Luigi Rivoli drinks no sticky Algerian wine," said Carmelita angrily
-and her eyes and teeth flashed dangerously. "He drinks Chianti from
-Home. He never enters her Canteen."
-
-"Ah! So?" murmured Malvin in a non-committal manner. And then
-Carmelita's anxiety grew a little greater--greater even than her dislike
-and distrust of M. Edouard Malvin, and she did what she had never done
-before. She voiced it to him.
-
-"Look you, Monsieur Malvin, tell me the truth. I will not tell my Luigi
-that you have accused him to me, or say that you have spoken ill of him
-behind his back. Tell me the truth. _Is_ he in the Canteen? Tell me,
-cher Monsieur Malvin."
-
-"Have I the double sight, bella Carmelita? How should I know where le
-Legionnaire Rivoli may be?" fenced the soi-disant Belgian, who desired
-nothing better than to win the woman from the man--and toward himself.
-Failing Madame la Cantiniere and the Legion's Canteen, what better than
-Carmelita and the Cafe de la Legion for a poor hungry and thirsty
-soldier? If the great Luigi must win the greater prize let the little
-Malvin win the lesser. To which end let him curry favour with La Belle
-Carmelita--just as far as such a course of action did not become
-premature, and lead to a painful interview with an incensed Luigi
-Rivoli.
-
-"Tell me the truth, cher Monsieur Malvin. Where is my Luigi?" again
-asked Carmelita pleadingly.
-
-"_Donna e Madonna_," replied the good M. Malvin, with piteous eyes,
-broken voice, and protecting hand placed gently over that of Carmelita
-which lay clenched upon the zinc-covered bar. "What shall I say? Luigi
-Rivoli is a giant among men--I, a little fat _deboletto_, a _sparutello_
-whom the great Luigi could kill with one hand. Though I love Carmelita,
-I fear Luigi. How shall I tell of his doings with that husband-seeking
-_puttana_ of the Canteen; of his serving behind the bar, helping her,
-taking her money, drinking her wine (wine of Algiers); of his passionate
-and burning prayers that she will marry him? How can I, his friend,
-tell of those things? But oh! Carmelita, my poor honest heart is
-wrung..." and le bon Monsieur Malvin paused to hope that his neck also
-would not be wrung as the result of this moving eloquence.
-
-For a moment Carmelita's eyes blazed and her hands and her little white
-teeth clenched. Mother of God! if Luigi played her false after all she
-had done for him, after all she had given him--given _for_ him!... But
-no, it was unthinkable.... This Malvin was an utter knave and liar, and
-would fool her for his own ends--the very man _fare un pesce d'Aprile a
-qualcuno_. He should see how far his tricks succeeded with Carmelita of
-the Legion, the chosen of Carlo Scopinaro! And yet ... and yet... She
-would ask Il Signor Jean Boule again. He would never lie. He would
-neither backbite Luigi Rivoli, nor stand by and see Carmelita deceived.
-Yes, she would ask Jean Boule, and then if he _too_ accused Luigi she
-would find some means to see and hear for herself.... Trust her woman's
-wit for that. And meantime this serpent of a Malvin...
-
-"_Se ne vada!_" she hissed, whirling upon him suddenly, and pointed to
-the door. Malvin slunk away, by no means anxious to be present at the
-scene which would certainly follow should Luigi enter before Carmelita's
-mood had changed. He would endeavour to meet and delay him....
-
-"What do yew say to acontinuin' o' this hyar gin-crawl?" asked the
-Bucking Bronco of Rupert. "Come and see our other pisen-joint and Madame
-lar Cantenair."
-
-"Anything you like," replied Rupert.
-
-"Let's go out when they do," said Mikhail quickly, in Russian, to
-Feodor.
-
-"All right, silly Olka," was the whispered reply.
-
-"Silly Fedka, to call me Olka," was the whispered retort. "You're a
-pretty _budotchnik_,[#] aren't you?"
-
-
-[#] Guardian, watchman.
-
-
-"Yus," agreed Mr. 'Erb Higgins, nodding cordially to Rupert, and
-bursting into appropriate and tuneful song--
-
- "Come where the booze is cheaper,
- Come where the pots 'old more,
- Come where the boss is a bit of a joss,
- Ho! come to the pub next door."
-
-
-Evidently a sociable and expansive person, easily thawed by a _chope_ of
-cheap wine withal; neither standoffish nor haughty, for he thrust one
-friendly arm through that of Jean Boule, and another round the waist of
-Reginald Rupert. Let it not be supposed that it was under the influence
-of liquor rather than of sheer, expansive geniality that 'Erb proposed
-to walk _a braccetto_, as Carmelita observed, with his new-found
-friends....
-
-As the party filed out of the _cafe_, Mikhail Kyrilovitch, who was
-walking last of the party, felt a hand slip within his arm to detain
-him. Turning, he beheld Carmelita's earnest little face near his own.
-In his ear she whispered in French--
-
-"I have your secret, little one--but have no fear. Should anyone else
-discover it, come to Carmelita," and before the astonished Mikhail could
-reply she was clearing empty glasses and bottles from their table.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IV
-
- THE CANTEEN OF THE LEGION
-
-
-From the Canteen, a building in the corner of the barrack-square,
-proceeded sounds of revelry by night.
-
-"Blimey! Them furriners are singin' 'Gawd save the Queen' like bloomin'
-Christians," remarked 'Erb as the little party approached the modest
-Temple of Bacchus.
-
-"No, they are Germans singing '_Heil dir im Sieges-Kranz_,' replied
-Feodor Kyrilovitch in English.
-
-"And singing it most uncommonly well," added Legionary John Bull.
-
-"Fancy them 'eathens pinchin' the toon like that," commented 'Erb.
-"They oughtn't to be allowed... Do they 'old concerts 'ere? I dessay
-they'd like to 'ear some good Henglish songs...."
-
-Reginald Rupert never forgot his first glimpse of the Canteen of the
-Legion, though he entered it hundreds of times and spent hundreds of
-hours beneath its corrugated iron roof. Scores of Legionaries,
-variously clad in blue and red or white sat on benches at long tables,
-or lounged at the long zinc-covered bar, behind which were Madame and
-hundreds of bottles and large wine-glasses.
-
-Madame la Vivandiere de la Legion was not of the school of "Cigarette."
-Rupert failed to visualise her with any clearness as leading a cavalry
-charge (the _Drapeau_ of La France in one hand, a pistol in the other,
-and her reins in her mouth), inspiring Regiments, advising Generals,
-softening the cruel hearts of Arabs, or "saving the day" for La Patrie,
-in the manner of the vivandiere of fiction. Madame had a beady eye, a
-perceptible moustache, a frankly downy chin, two other chins, a more
-than ample figure, and looked, what she was, a female camp-sutler.
-Perhaps Madame appeared more Ouidaesque on the march, wearing her
-official blue uniform as duly constituted and appointed _fille du
-regiment_. At present she looked... However, the bow of Reginald
-Rupert, together with his smile and honeyed words, were those of
-Mayfair, as he was introduced by Madame's admired friend ce bon Jean
-Boule, and he stepped straight into Madame's experienced but capacious
-heart. Nor was the brightness of the image dulled by the ten-franc
-piece which he tendered with the request that Madame would supply the
-party with her most blushful Hippocrene. 'Erb, being introduced, struck
-an attitude, his hand upon his heart. Madame coughed affectedly.
-
-"Makes a noise like a 'igh-class parlour-maid bein' jilted, don' she?"
-he observed critically.
-
-Having handed a couple of bottles and a large glass to each member of
-the party, by way of commencement in liquidating the coin, she returned
-to her confidential whispering with Monsieur le Legionnaire Luigi Rivoli
-(who lolled, somewhat drunk, in a corner of the bar) as the group seated
-itself at the end of a long table near the window.
-
-It being "holiday," that is, pay-day, the Canteen was full, and most of
-its patrons had contrived to emulate it. A very large number had laid
-out the whole of their _decompte_--every farthing of two-pence
-halfpenny--on wine. Others, wiser and more continent, had reserved a
-halfpenny for tobacco. In one corner of the room an impromptu German
-glee party was singing with such excellence that the majority of the
-drinkers were listening to them with obvious appreciation. With hardly
-a break, and with the greatest impartiality they proceeded from
-part-song to hymn, from hymn to drinking-song, from drinking-song to
-sentimental love-ditty. Finally _Ein feste burg ist unser Gott_ being
-succeeded by _Die Wacht am Rhein_ and _Deutschland ueber Alles_, the
-French element in the room thought that a little French music would be a
-pleasing corrective, and with one accord, if not in one key, gave a
-spirited rendering of the Marseillaise, followed by--
-
- "Tiens, voila du boudin
- Tiens, voila du boudin
- Tiens, voia du boudin
- Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorraines,
- Four les Belges il n'y en a plus
- Car ce sont des tireurs du flanc..." etc.,
-
-immediately succeeded by--
-
- "As-tu vu la casquette
- La casquette
- Du Pere Bougeaud," etc.
-
-
-As the ditty came to a close a blue-jowled little Parisian--quick,
-nervous, and alert--sprang on to a table, and with a bottle in one hand,
-and a glass in the other, burst into the familiar and favourite--
-
- "C'est l'empereur de Danemark
- Qui a dit a sa moitie
- Depuis quelqu' temps je remarque
- Que tu sens b'en fort les pieds..." etc.
-
- "C'est la reine Pomare
- Qui a pour tout tenue
- Au milieu de l'ete..."
-
-the song being brought to an untimely end by reason of the parties on
-either side of the singer's table entering into a friendly tug-of-war
-with his feet as rope-ends. As he fell, amid howls of glee and the
-crashing of glass, the Bucking Bronco remarked to Rupert--
-
-"Gwine ter be some rough-housin' ter-night ef we're lucky," but ere the
-melee could become general, Madame la Cantiniere, descending from her
-throne behind the bar, bore down upon the rioters and rated them
-soundly--imbeciles, fools, children, vauriens, and _sales cochons_ that
-they were. Madame was well aware of the fact that a conflagration
-should be dealt with in its earliest stages and before it became
-general.
-
-"This is really extraordinarily good wine," remarked Rupert to John
-Bull.
-
-"Yes," replied the latter. "It's every bit as good at three-halfpence a
-bottle as it is at three-and-six in England, and I'd advise you to stick
-to it and let absinthe alone. It does one no harm, in reason, and is a
-great comfort. It's our greatest blessing and our greatest curse.
-Absinthe is pure curse--and inevitably means 'cafard.'"
-
-"What is this same 'cafard' of which one hears so much?" asked Rupert.
-
-"Well, the word itself means 'beetle,' I believe, and sooner or later
-the man who drinks absinthe in this climate feels the beetle crawling
-round and round in his brain. He then does the maddest things and
-ascribes the impulse to the beetle. He finally goes mad and generally
-commits murder or suicide, or both. That is one form of _cafard_, and
-the other is mere fed-upness, a combination of liverish temper, boredom
-and utter hatred and loathing of the terrible ennui of the life."
-
-"Have you had it?" asked the other.
-
-"Everyone has it at times," was the reply, "especially in the tiny
-desert-stations where the awful heat, monotony, and lack of employment
-leave one the choice of drink or madness. If you drink you're certain
-to go mad, and if you don't drink you're sure to. Of course, men like
-ourselves--educated, intelligent, and all that--have more chance than
-the average 'Tommy' type, but it's very dangerous for the highly strung
-excitable sort. He's apt to go mad and stay mad. We only get fits of
-it."
-
-"Don't the authorities do anything to amuse and employ the men in desert
-stations, like we do in India?" enquired the younger man.
-
-"Absolutely nothing. They prohibit the _Village Negre_ in every
-station, compel men to lie on their cots from eleven till four, and do
-nothing at all to relieve the maddening monotony of drill, sentry-go and
-punishment. On the other hand, _cafard_ is so recognised an institution
-that punishments for offences committed under its influence are
-comparatively light. It takes different people differently, and is
-sometimes comic--though generally tragic."
-
-"I should think you're bound to get something of the sort wherever men
-lead a very hard and very monotonous life, in great heat," said Rupert.
-
-"Oh yes," agreed John Bull. "After all _le cafard_ is not the private
-and peculiar speciality of the Legion. We get a very great deal of
-madness of course, but I think it's nearly as much due to predisposition
-as it is to the hard monotonous life.... You see we are a unique
-collection, and a considerable minority of us must be more or less queer
-in some way, or they wouldn't be here."
-
-Rupert wondered why the speaker was "here" but refrained from asking.
-
-"Can you classify the recruits at all clearly?" he asked.
-
-"Oh yes," was the reply. "The bulk of them are here simply and solely
-for a living; hungry men who came here for board and lodging. Thousands
-of foreigners in France have found themselves down on their uppers, with
-their last sou gone, fairly on their beam-ends and their room-rent
-overdue. To such men the Foreign Legion offers a home. Then, again,
-thousands of soldiers commit some heinous military 'crime' and desert to
-the Foreign Legion to start afresh. We get most of our Germans and
-Austrians that way, and not a few French who pretend to be Belgians to
-avoid awkward questions as to their papers. We get Alsatians by the
-hundred of course, too. It is their only chance of avoiding service
-under the hated German. They fight for France, and by their five years'
-Legion-service earn the right to naturalisation also. There are a good
-many French, too, who are 'rehabilitating' themselves. Men who have
-come to grief at home and prefer the Legion to prison. Then there is
-undoubtedly a wanted-by-the-police class of men who have bolted from all
-parts of Europe and taken sanctuary here. Yes, I should say the
-out-of-works, deserters, runaways and Alsatians make up three parts of
-the Legion."
-
-"And what is the other part?"
-
-"Oh, keen soldiers who have deliberately chosen the Legion for its
-splendid military training and constant fighting experience--romantics
-who have read vain imaginings and figments of the female mind like
-'Under Two Flags'; and the queerest of Queer Fish, oddments and remnants
-from the ends of the earth...." A shout of "Ohe, Grasshopper!" caused
-him to turn.
-
-In the doorway, crouching on his heels, was the man they had left lying
-on the settee at Carmelita's. Emitting strange chirruping squeaks,
-turning his head slowly from left to right, and occasionally brushing it
-from back to front with the sides of his "forelegs," the Grasshopper
-approached with long, hopping bounds.
-
-"And that was once an ornament of Chancelleries and Courts," said John
-Bull, as he rose to his feet. "Poor devil! Got his _cafard_ once and
-for all at Ain Sefra. There was a big grasshopper or locust in his
-_gamelle_ of soup one day.... I suppose he was on the verge at the
-moment. Anyhow, he burst into tears and has been a grasshopper ever
-since, except when he's a Jap or something of that sort.... He's a
-grasshopper when he's 'normal' you might say."
-
-Going over to where the man squatted, the old Legionary took him by the
-arm. "Come and sit on my blade of grass and drink some dew, Cigale,"
-said he.
-
-Smiling up brightly at the face which he always recognised as that of a
-sympathetic friend, the Grasshopper arose and accompanied John Bull to
-the end of the long table at which sat the Englishmen, the Russians, and
-the American....
-
-Yet more wine had made 'Erb yet more expansive, and he kindly filled his
-glass and placed it before the Grasshopper.
-
-"'Ere drink that hup, Looney, an' I'll sing yer a song as'll warm the
-cockles o' yer pore ol' 'eart," he remarked, and suiting the action to
-the word, rose to his feet and, lifting up his voice, delivered himself
-mightily of that song not unknown to British barrack-rooms--
-
- "A German orficer crossin' the Rhine
- 'E come to a pub, an' this was the sign
- Skibooo, skibooo,
- Skibooo, skiana, skibooo."
-
-
-The raucous voice and unwonted British accents (for Englishmen are rare
-in the Legion) attracted some attention, and by the time 'Erb had
-finished with the German officer and commenced upon "'Oo's that
-aknockin' on the dawer," he was well across the footlights and had the
-ear and eye of the assembly. Finding himself the cynosure of not only
-neighbouring but distant eyes, 'Erb mounted the table and "obliged" with
-a clog-dance and "double-shuffle-breakdown" to the huge delight of an
-audience ever desiring a new thing. Stimulated by rounds of applause,
-and by the cheers and laughter which followed the little Parisian's cry
-of "Vive le goddam biftek Anglais," 'Erb burst into further Barrack-room
-Ballads unchronicled by, and probably quite unknown to, Mr. Kipling, and
-did not admit the superior claims of private thirst until he had dealt
-faithfully with "The Old Monk," "The Doctor's Boy," and the indiscreet
-adventure of Abraham the Sailor with the Beautiful Miss Taylor....
-
-"Some boy, that _com_patriot o' yourn, John," remarked the Bucking
-Bronco, "got a reg'lar drorin' room repertory, ain't 'e?" and the soul
-of 'Erb was proud within him, and he drank another pint of wine.
-
-"Nutthink like a little--_hic_--'armony," he admitted modestly, "fer
-making a _swarry_ sociable an' 'appy. Wot I ses is--_hic_--wot I ses
-is--_hic_--wot I ses is--_hic_...."
-
-"It is so, sonny, and that's almighty solemn truth," agreed the Bucking
-Bronco.
-
-"Wot I ses is--_hic_--" doggedly repeated 'Erb.
-
-"Right again, sonny.... He knows what 'e's sayin' all right," observed
-the American, turning to the Russians.
-
-"Wot I ses is--_hic_--" repeated 'Erb dogmatically....
-
-"'_Hic jacet!_' Monsieur would say, perhaps?" suggested Feodor.
-
-'Erb turned upon the last speaker with an entirely kindly contempt.
-
-"Don't yer igspose yer _hic_-norance," he advised. "You're a foreiller.
-You're a neathen. You're a pore _hic_-norant foreiller. Wot I was
-goin' ter say was..." But 'Erb lost the thread of his discourse. "Wisht
-me donah wos 'ere," he confided sadly to Mikhail Kyrilovitch, wept with
-his arm about Mikhail's waist, his head upon Mikhail's shoulder, and
-anon lapsed into dreams. Feodor roused the somnolent 'Erb with the
-offer of another bottle of wine, and changed places with Mikhail. 'Erb
-accepted this tribute to the attractiveness of his personality with
-modesty, and with murmured words, the purport of which appeared to be
-that Feodor was a discriminating heathen.
-
-As the evening wore on, the heady wine took effect. The fun, which had
-been fast and furious, grew uproarious. Dozens of different men were
-singing as many different songs, several were merely howling in sheer
-joyless glee, many were dancing singly, others in pairs, or in fours;
-one, endeavouring to clamber on to the bar and execute a _pas seul_, was
-bodily lifted and thrown half-way down the room by the fighting-drunk
-Luigi Rivoli. It was noticeable that, as excitement waxed, the use of
-French waned, as men reverted to their native tongues. It crossed the
-mind of Rupert that a blindfolded stranger, entering the room, might
-well imagine himself to be assisting at the building of the Tower of
-Babel. A neighbouring party of Spaniards dropping their guttural,
-sibilant Legion-French (with their _ze_ for _je_, _zamais_ for _jamais_,
-and _zour_ for _jour_) with one accord broke into their liquid Spanish
-and _Nombre de Dios_ took the place of _Nom de Dieu_, as their saturnine
-faces creased into leathery smiles. Evidently the new recruit who sat
-in their midst was paying his footing with the few francs that he had
-brought with him, or obtained for his clothes, for each of the party had
-four bottles in solemn row before him, and it was not with the clearest
-of utterance that the recruit solemnly and portentously remarked, as he
-drained his last bottle--
-
-"Santissima Maria! Wine is the tomb of memory, but he who sows in sand
-does not reap fish," the hearing of which moved his neighbour to drop
-his empty bottles upon the ground with a tear, and a farewell to them--
-
-"Vaya usted con Dios. Adios." He then turned with truculent ferocity
-and a terrific scowl upon the provider of the feast and
-growled--"_Sangre de Cristo!_ thou peseta-less burro, give me a
-cigarillo or with the blessing and aid of el Eterno Padre I will cut thy
-throat with my thumb-nail. Hasten, perro!"
-
-With a grunt of "Cosas d'Espafia," the recruit removed his kepi, took a
-cigarette therefrom and placed it in the steel-trap mouth of his
-_amigo_, to be rewarded with an incredibly sweet and sunny smile and a
-"Bueno! Gracias, Senor Jose...."
-
-Letting his eye roam from this queer band of ex-muleteers, brigands and
-smugglers to another party who were wading in the wassail, it needed not
-the loud "Donnerwetters!" and rambling reminiscent monologue of a fat
-brush-haired youth (on the unspeakable villainies of der Herr
-Wacht-meister whose wicked _schadenfreude_ had sent good men to this
-_schweinerei_ of a Legion, and who was only fit for the military-train
-or to be decapitated with his own _pallasch_) to label them Germans
-enjoying a _kommers_. Their stolid, heavy bearing, their business-like
-and somewhat brutish way of drinking in great gulps and draughts--as
-though a distended stomach rather than a tickled palate was the serious
-business of the evening, if not the end and object of life--together
-with their upturned moustaches, piggish little eyes, and tow-coloured
-bristles, proclaimed them sons of Kultur.
-
-Rupert could not forbear a smile at the heavy, philosophical gravity
-with which the speaker, ceasing his monologue, heaved a deep, deep sigh
-and delivered the weighty dictum that a _schoppen_ of the beer of Munich
-was worth all the wine of Algiers, and the Hofbrauhaus worth all the
-vineyards and canteens of Africa.
-
-It interested him to notice that among all the nationalities
-represented, the French were by far the gayest (albeit with a humour
-somewhat _macabre_) and the Germans the most morose and gloomy. He was
-to learn later that they provided by far the greatest number of
-deserters, that they were eternally grumbling, notably bitter and
-resentful, and devoid of the faintest spark of humour.
-
-His attention was diverted from the Germans by a sudden and horrible
-caterwauling which arose from a band of Frenchmen who suddenly commenced
-at the tops of their voices to howl that doleful dirge the "Hymne des
-Pacifiques." Until they had finished, conversation was impossible.
-
-"Not all foam neither, Miss, please," murmured the sleeping 'Erb in the
-comparative silence which followed the ending of this devastating chant.
-
-"What's the penalty here for drunkenness?" asked Rupert of John Bull.
-
-"Depends on what you do," was the reply. "There's no penalty for
-drunkenness, as such, so long as it leads to no sins of omission nor
-commission.... The danger of getting drunk is that it gives such an
-opportunity to any Non-com. who has a down on you. When he sees his man
-drunk, he'll follow him and give him some order, or find him some
-_corvee_, in the hope that the man will disobey or abuse him--possibly
-strike him. Then it's Biribi for the man, and a good mark, as well as
-private vengeance, for the zealous Sergeant, who is again noted as a
-strong disciplinarian.... I'm afraid it's undeniably true that nothing
-helps promotion in the non-commissioned ranks so much as a reputation
-for savage ferocity and a brutal insatiable love of punishing. A
-knowledge of German helps too, as more than half the Legion speaks
-German, but harsh domineering cruelty is the first requisite, and a
-Non-commissioned Officer's merit is in direct proportion to the number
-of punishments he inflicts. Our Sergeant-Major, for example, is known as
-the 'Suicide-maker,' and is said to be very proud of the title. The
-number of men he has sent to their graves direct, or _via_ the Penal
-Battalions, must be enormous, and, so far as I can see, he has attained
-his high and exceedingly influential position simply and solely by
-excelling in the art of inventing crimes and punishing them
-severely--for he is a dull uneducated peasant without brains or ability.
-It is this type of Non-com., the monotony, and the poverty, that make
-the Legion such a hell for anyone who is not dead keen on soldiering for
-its own sake...."
-
-"I'm very glad you're keen," he added.
-
-"Oh, rather. I'm as keen as mustard," replied Rupert, "and I was
-utterly fed up with peace-soldiering and poodle-faking. I have done
-Sandhurst and had a turn as a trooper in a crack cavalry corps. I wanted
-to have a look-in at the North-west Frontier Police in Canada after
-this, and then the Cape Mounted Rifles. I shan't mind the hardships and
-monotony here if I can get some active service, and feel I am learning
-something. I have a few thousand francs, too, at the _Credit Lyonnais_,
-so I shan't have to bear the poverty cross."
-
-"A few thousand francs, my dear chap!" observed John Bull, smiling.
-"Croesus I A few thousand francs will give you a few hundred
-fair-weather friends, relief from a few hundred disagreeable corvees,
-and duties; give you wine, tobacco, food, medicine, books,
-distractions--almost anything but escape from the Legion's military
-duties as distinguished from the menial. There is nowhere in the world
-where money makes so much difference as in the Legion--simply because
-nowhere is it so rare. If among the blind the one-eyed is king, among
-Legionaries he who has a franc is a bloated plutocrat. Where else in
-the world is tenpence the equivalent of the daily wages of twenty
-men--twenty soldier-labourers? Yes, a few thousand francs will greatly
-alleviate your lot in the Legion, or expedite your departure when you've
-had enough--for it's quite hopeless to desert without mufti and money."
-
-"I'll leave some in the bank then, against the time I feel I've had
-enough.... By the way, if you or your friend--er--Mr. Bronco at any
-time.... If I could be of service ... financially..." and he coloured
-uncomfortably.
-
-To offer money to this grave, handsome gentleman of refined speech and
-manners was like tipping an Ambassador, or offering the "price of a pot"
-to your Colonel, or your Grandfather.
-
-"What do you mean by _corvee_ and the Legion's menial duties, and
-soldier-labourers?" he continued hurriedly to change the subject.
-
-"Yesterday," replied Sir Montague Merline coolly, "I was told off as one
-of a fatigue-party to clean the congested open sewers of the native gaol
-of Sidi-bel-Abbes. While I and my brothers-in-arms (some of whom had
-fought for France, like myself, in Tonkin, Senegal, Madagascar, and the
-Sahara) did the foulest work conceivable, manacled Negro and Arab
-criminals jeered at us, and bade us strive to give them satisfaction.
-Having been in India, you'll appreciate the situation. Natives watching
-white 'sweepers' labouring on their behalf."
-
-"One can hardly believe it," ejaculated Rupert, and his face froze with
-horror and indignation.
-
-"Yes," continued the other. "I reflected on the dignity of labour, and
-remembered the beautiful words of John Bright, or John Bunyan, or some
-other Johnnie about, 'Who sweeps a room as unto God, makes himself and
-the action fine.' I certainly made myself very dirty.... The
-Legionaries are the labourers, scavengers, gardeners, builders,
-road-makers, street-cleaners, and general coolies of any place in which
-they are stationed. They are drafted to the barracks of the Spahis and
-Turcos--the Native Cavalry and Infantry--to do jobs that the Spahis and
-Turcos would rather die than touch; and, of course, they're employed for
-every kind of work to which Government would never dream of setting
-French regulars. I have myself worked (for a ha'penny a day) at
-wheeling clay, breaking stones, sawing logs, digging, carrying bricks,
-hauling trucks, shovelling sand, felling trees, weeding gardens,
-sweeping streets, grave-digging, and every kind of unskilled manual
-corvee you can think of--in addition, of course, to the daily
-routine-work and military training of a soldier of the Legion--which is
-three times as arduous as that of any other soldier in the world."
-
-"Sa--a--ay, John," drawled the Bucking Bronco, rousing himself at last
-from the deep brooding reverie into which he had plunged in search of
-mental images and memories of Carmelita, "give yure noo soul-affinity
-the other side o' the medal likewise, or yew'll push him off the
-water-waggon into the absinthe-barrel."
-
-"Well," continued John Bull, "you can honestly say you belong to the
-most famous, most reckless, most courageous regiment in the world; to
-the regiment that has fought more battles, won more battles, lost more
-men and gained more honours, than any in the whole history of war. You
-belong to the Legion that never retreats, that dies--and of whose deaths
-no record is kept.... It is the last of the real Mercenaries, the
-Soldiers of Fortune, and if France sent it to-morrow to such a task that
-five thousand men were wastefully and vainly killed, not a question
-would be asked in the Chamber, nor the Press: nothing would be said,
-nothing known outside the War Department. We exist to die for France in
-the desert, the swamp, or the jungle, by bullet or disease--in Algeria,
-Morocco, Sahara, the Soudan, West Africa, Madagascar, and Cochin
-China--in doing what her regular French and Native troops neither could
-nor would do. We are here to die, and it's the duty of our officers to
-kill us--more or less usefully. To kill us for France, working or
-fighting...."
-
-"'Ear, 'ear, John!" applauded the Bucking Bronco. "Some orator, ain't
-he?" he observed with pride, turning to Mikhail who had been following
-the old Legionary with parted lips and shining eyes. "Guess ol' John's
-some stump-speecher as well as a looker.... Go it, ol' section-boss, git
-on a char," and he smote his beloved John resoundingly upon the back.
-
-John Bull, despite his years and grey hairs, blushed painfully.
-
-"Sorry," he grunted.
-
-"But indeed, Monsieur speaks most interestingly and with eloquence.
-Pray continue," said Mikhail with diffident earnestness.
-
-John Bull looked still more uncomfortable.
-
-"Do go on," said Rupert.
-
-"Oh, that's all," replied John Bull.... "But we are the cheapest
-labourers, the finest soldiers, the most dangerous, reckless devils ever
-gathered together.... The incredible army--and there's anything from
-eight to twelve thousand of us in Africa and China, and nobody but the
-War Minister knows the real number. You're a ha'penny hero now, my boy,
-and a ha'penny day-labourer, and you're not expected to wear out in less
-than five years--unless you're killed by the enemy, disease, or the
-Non-coms."
-
-"Have you ever regretted coming here?" asked Rupert, and could have
-bitten his tongue as he realised he had asked a personal and prying
-question.
-
-"Well, I have re-enlisted twice," parried the other, "and that is a
-pretty good testimonial to La Legion. I have had unlimited experience of
-active service of all kinds, against enemies of all sorts except
-Europeans, and I hope to have that--against Germany[#]--before I've
-done."
-
-
-[#] Written in 1913.--AUTHOR.
-
-
-"But what about all the Germans in the Legion, in that case?" enquired
-Rupert.
-
-"Oh, they wouldn't be sent," was the reply. "They'd all go to the
-Southern Stations, and the Moroccan border, or to Madagascar and Tonkin.
-Of course, the Alsatians and Lorraines would jump for joy at the
-chance."
-
-Conversation at this point again became more and more difficult in the
-increasing din, which was not diminished as 'Erb awoke, yawned, stated
-that he had a mouth like the bottom of a parrot's cage, that he was
-thoroughly blighted, and indeed blasted, produced a large mouth-organ,
-and rendered "Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road," with enthusiastic soul
-and vigorous lungs.
-
-Roused to a pinnacle of joyous enthusiasm and yearning for emulation,
-not only the little Parisian, but the whole party of Frenchmen leapt
-upon their table with wild whoops, and commenced to dance, some the
-_carmagnole_, some the _can-can_, some the cake-walk, and others the
-_bamboula_, the _chachuqua_, or the "_singe-sur-poele_." Glasses and
-bottles crashed to the ground, and Legionaries with them. A form broke.
-
-Above the stamping, howling, smashing, and crashing, Madame's shrill
-screams rang clear, as she mingled imprecations and commands with
-lamentations that Luigi Rivoli had departed. Pandemonium increased to
-"_tohuwabohu_." Louder wailed the mouth-organ, louder bawled the
-Frenchmen, louder screamed Madame, loudest of all shrilled the "Lights
-Out" bugle in the barrack-square--and peace reigned. In a minute the
-room was empty, silent and dark, as the clock struck nine.
-
-
- Sec.2
-
-"You'll be awakened by yells of '_Au jus_' from the garde-chambre at
-about five to-morrow," said John Pull to Rupert as they undressed. "As
-soon as you have swallowed the coffee he'll pour into your mug from his
-jug, hop out and sweep under your bed. The room-orderly has got to sweep
-out the room and be on parade as soon as the rest, and it's impossible
-unless everybody sweeps under his own bed and leaves the orderly to do
-the rest."
-
-"What about food?" asked the other, who had the healthy appetite of his
-years and health.
-
-"Oh--plain and sufficient," was the answer. "Good soup and bread; hard
-biscuit twice a week; and wine every other day--monotonous of course.
-Meals at eleven o'clock and five o'clock only.... By the way unless
-your feet are fairly tough, you'd better wear _chaussettes russes_ until
-they harden--strips of greasy linen bound round, you know. The skin
-will soon toughen if you pour _bapedi_, or any other strong spirit into
-your boots, and you can tallow your feet before a long march. Having no
-socks will seem funny at first, but in time you come to hate the idea of
-them. Much less cleanly really, and the cause of all blisters."
-
-Rupert looked doubtful, and thought of his silk-sock bills. Even as a
-trooper he had always kept one silk pair to put on after the bath which
-followed a long march. (There are few things so refreshing as the
-vigorous brushing of one's hair and the putting of silk socks on to
-bathed feet after a heavy day.)
-
-"Good night, and Good Luck in the Legion," added John Bull as he lay
-down.
-
-"Good night--and thanks awfully, sir, for your kindness," replied
-Rupert, and vainly endeavoured to compose himself to sleep on his bed
-which consisted of a straw-stuffed mattress, a straw-stuffed pillow, and
-two thin raspy blankets....
-
-Mikhail Kyrilovitch sat on his bed whispering with his brother, about
-the medical examination of recruits which would take place on the
-morrow.
-
-"Well, we can only hope for the best," said Feodor at last, "and they
-all say the same thing--that it is generally the merest formality. The
-Medecin-Major looks at your face and teeth and asks if you are healthy.
-It's not like what Ivan and I went through in Paris.... They wouldn't
-have two searching medical examinations unless there appeared to be
-signs of weakness, I should think."
-
-When the room was wrapped in silence and darkness the latter arose.
-
-"Good night, _golubtchik_," he whispered, "and when your heart fails
-you, remember Marie Spiridinoff--and be thankful you are here rather
-than There."
-
-Mikhail shuddered.
-
-Anon, every soul in the room was awakened by the uproarious entrance of
-the great Luigi Rivoli supported by Messieurs Malvin, Borges and Bauer,
-all very drunk and roaring "_Brigadier vous avez raison_," a song which
-tailed off into an inane repetition of--
-
- "Si le Caporal savait ca
- Il dirait 'nom de Dieu,'"
-
-in the midst of which the great man collapsed upon his bed, while, with
-much hiccupping laughter and foul jokes, his faithful satellites
-contrived to remove his boots and leave him to sleep the sleep of the
-just and the drunken....
-
-Anon the Dutch youth, Hans Djoolte, sat up and looked around. All was
-quiet and apparently everyone was asleep. The conscience of Hans was
-pricking him--he had said his prayers lying in bed, and that was not the
-way in which he had been taught to say them by his good Dutch mother,
-whose very last words, as she died, had been, "Say your prayers each
-night, my son, wherever you may be."
-
-Hans got out of bed, knelt him down, and said his prayers again.
-Thenceforward, he always did so as soon as he had undressed, regardless
-of consequences--which at first were serious. But even the good Luigi
-Rivoli, in time, grew tired of beating him, particularly when the four
-English-speaking occupants of the _chambree_ intimated their united
-disapproval of Luigi's interference. The most startling novelty, by
-repetition, becomes the most familiar commonplace, and the day, or
-rather the night, arrived when Hans Djoolte could pray unmolested....
-Occupants of less favoured _chambrees_ came to see the sight. The
-_escouade_ indeed became rather proud of having two authentic
-lunatics....
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER V
-
- THE TRIVIAL ROUND
-
-
-As he had done almost every night for the last twenty-five years, Sir
-Montague Merline lay awake for some time, thinking of his wife.
-
-Was she happy? Of course she was. Any woman is happy with the man she
-really loves.
-
-Did she ever think of him? Of course she did. Any woman thinks, at
-times, of the man in whose arms she has lain. No doubt his photo stood
-in a silver frame on her desk or piano. Huntingten would not mind that.
-Nothing petty about Lord Huntingten--and he had been very fond of "good
-old Merline," "dear old stick-in-the-mud," as he had so often called
-him.
-
-Of course she was happy. Why shouldn't she be? Although Huntingten was
-poor as English peers go, there was enough for decent quiet comfort--and
-Marguerite had never been keen on making a splash. She had not minded
-poverty as Lady Merline.... She was certainly as happy as the day was
-long, and it would have been the damnedest cruelty and caddishness to
-have turned up and spoilt things. It would have wrecked her life and
-Huntingten's too....
-
-Splendid chap, Huntingten--so jolly clever and original, so full of
-ideas and unconventionality.... "How to be Happy though Titled." ...
-"How to be a Man though a Peer." ... "Efforts for the Effete," and Sir
-Montague smiled as he thought of the eccentric peer's pleasantries.
-
-Yes, she'd be happy enough with that fine brave big sportsman with his
-sunny face and merry laugh, his gentle and kindly ways, his love of
-open-air life, games, sport, and all clean strenuous things. Of course
-she was happy.... Did she ever think of him? ... Were there any more
-children? ... (And, as always, at this point, Sir Montague frowned and
-sighed.)
-
-How he would love a little girl of hers, if she were very, very like
-her--and how he would hate a boy if he were like Huntingten. No--not
-hate the boy--hate the idea of her having a boy who was like Huntingten.
-But how she would love the boy....
-
-What would he not give to see her! Unseen himself, of course. He hoped
-he would not get _cafard_ again, when next stationed in the desert. It
-had been terrible, unspeakably terrible, to feel that resolution was
-weakening, and that when it failed altogether, he would desert and go in
-search of her.... Suppose that, with madman's cunning, and with
-madman's strength, he should be successful in an attempt to reach
-Tunis--the only possible way for a deserter without money--and should
-live to reach her, or to be recognised and proclaimed as the lost Sir
-Montague Merline. Her life in ruins and her children
-illegitimate--nameless bastards.... It was a horribly disturbing
-thought, that under the influence of _cafard_ his mind might lose all
-ideas and memories and wishes except the one great longing to see her
-again, to clasp her in his arms again, to have and to hold.... Well--he
-had a lot to be thankful for. So long as Cyrus Hiram Milton was his
-bunk-mate it was not likely to happen. Cyrus would see that he did not
-desert, penniless and mad, into the desert. And now this English boy
-had come--a man with the same training, tastes, habits, haunts and
-_cliches_ as himself. Doubtless they had numbers of common
-acquaintances. But he must be wary when on that ground. Possibly the
-boy knew Lord and Lady Huntingten.... After all it's a very small
-world, and especially the world of English Society, clubs, Services, and
-sport.... This boy would be a real _companion_, such as dear old Cyrus
-could never be, best of friends as he was. He would make a hobby of the
-boy, look after him, live his happy past again in talking of London,
-Sandhurst, Paris, racing, golf, theatres, clubs, and all the lost things
-whose memories they had in common. The boy might perhaps have been at
-Winchester too.... Thank Heaven he had come! It would make all the
-difference when _cafard_ conditions arose again. Of course he'd get
-promoted _Soldat premiere classe_ before long though, and then
-_Caporal_. Corporals may not walk and talk with private soldiers.
-Yes--the boy would rise and leave him behind. Just his luck.... Might
-he not venture to accept promotion now--after all these years, and rise
-step by step with him? No, better not. Thin end of the wedge. Once he
-allowed himself to be _Soldat premiere classe_ he'd be accepting
-promotion to _Caporal_ and _Sergent_ before he knew it. The temptation
-to go on to _Chef_ and _Adjudant_ would be overwhelming, and when
-offered a commission (and the return to the life of an officer and
-gentleman) would be utterly irresistible. Then would come the very
-thing to prevent which he had buried himself alive in this hell of a
-Legion--recognition and then the public scandal of his wife's innocent
-bigamy, and her children's illegitimacy. As an officer he would meet
-foreign officers and visitors to Algeria. His portrait might get into
-the papers. He might have to go to Paris, or Marseilles, and run risks
-of being recognised. No--better to put away temptation and take no
-chance of the evil thing. Poor little Marguerite! Think of the cruel
-shattering blow to her. It would kill her to give up Huntingten in
-addition to knowing her children to be nameless, unable to inherit title
-or estates.... No--unthinkable! Do the thing properly or not at
-all.... But it was hell to be a second-class soldier all the time, and
-never be exempt from liability to sentry-duty, guards, fatigues, filthy
-corvees and punishment at the hands of Non-coms. seeking to acquire
-merit by discovering demerit.... And he could have had a commission
-straight away, when he got his bit of _ferblanterie_[#] in Tonkin and
-again in Dahomey. They knew he could speak German and had been an
-officer.... It had been a sore temptation--but, thank God, he had
-conquered it and not run the greatly enhanced risk of discovery. He
-ought really to have committed suicide directly he learned that she was
-married. No business to be alive--let alone grumbling about promotion.
-Moreover, if any living soul on this earth discovered that he was alive
-he must not only die, but let his wife have proof that he really was
-dead, this time. Then she and Huntingten could re-marry as the first
-ceremony was null and void, and the children be legitimatised.... Of
-course there would be more children--they loved each other so....
-
-
-[#] lit., tin-ware (medals and decorations).
-
-
-As things were, his being alive did the Huntingtens no harm. It was the
-_knowledge_ of his existence that would do the injury--both legal and
-personal.... No harm, so long as it wasn't known. They were quite
-innocent in the sight of le bon Dieu, and so long as neither they, nor
-anyone else, knew--nothing mattered so far as they were concerned....
-
-But fourteen years as a second-class soldier of the Legion! ... And what
-was he to do at the end of the fifteenth? They would not re-enlist him.
-He would get a pension of five hundred francs a year--twenty pounds a
-year--and he had got the cash "bonus" given him when he won the
-_medaille militaire_. Where could he hide again? Perhaps he could get
-a job as employed-pensioner of the Legion--such as sexton at the
-graveyard or assistant-cook, or Officers'-Mess servant? ... Otherwise
-he'd find himself one fine morning at the barracks-gates, dressed in a
-suit of blue sacking from the Quartermaster's store, fitting him where
-it touched him; a big flat tam-o'-shanter sort of cap; a rough shirt,
-and a blue cravat "to wind twice round the neck"; a pair of socks (for
-the first time in fifteen years), and a decent pair of boots. He'd have
-his papers, a free pass to any part of France he liked to name, a franc
-a day for the journey thereto, and his week's pay.
-
-And what good would the papers and pass be to him--who dared not leave
-the shelter of the all-concealing Legion? ... Surely it would be safe
-for him to return to England, or at any rate to go to France or some
-other part of Europe? Why not to America or the Colonies? No, nowhere
-was safe, and nothing was certain. Besides, how was he to get there?
-His pass would take him to any part of France, and nowhere else. A fine
-thing--to hide in the Legion for fifteen years, actually to survive
-fifteen years of a second-class soldier's life in the Legion, and then
-to risk rendering it all useless! One breath of rumour--and
-Marguerite's life was spoilt.... Discovery--and it was ruined, just
-when her children (if she had any more) were on the threshold of their
-careers.... Well, life in the Legion was remarkably uncertain, and there
-still remained a year in which all problems might be finally solved by
-bullet, disease, or death in some other of the many forms in which it
-visited the step-sons of France.... Where was old Strong now? ...
-
-Legionary John Bull fell asleep.
-
-Meanwhile, a few inches from him, Reginald Rupert had found himself
-unusually and unpleasantly wakeful. It had been a remarkably full and
-tiring day, and as crowded with new experiences as the keenest
-experience-seeker could desire.... He was very glad he had come. This
-was going to be a good toughening man's life, and real soldiering. He
-would not have missed it for anything. It would hold a worthy place in
-the list of things which he had done and been, the list that, by the end
-of his life, he hoped would be a long and very varied one. By the time
-"the governor" died (and he trusted that might not happen for another
-forty years) he hoped to have been in many armies and Frontier Police
-forces, to have been a sailor, a cowboy, a big-game hunter, a trapper,
-an explorer and prospector, a gold-miner, a war correspondent, a
-gumdigger, and many other things in many parts of the world, in addition
-to his present record of Public-school, Sandhurst, 'Varsity man, British
-officer, trooper, and French Legionnaire. He hoped to continue to turn
-up in any part of the world where there was a war.
-
-What Reginald, like his father, loathed and feared was Modern Society
-life, and in fact all modern civilised life as it had presented itself
-to his eyes--with its incredibly false standards, values and ideals, its
-shoddy shams and vulgar pretences, its fat indulgences, slothfulness and
-folly.
-
-To him, as to his father (whose curious mental kink he had inherited),
-the world seemed a dreadful place in which drab, dull folk followed
-drab, dull pursuits for drab, dull ends. People who lived for pleasure
-were so occupied and exhausted in its pursuit that they got no pleasure.
-People who worked were so closely occupied in earning their living that
-they never lived. He did not know which class he disliked more--the men
-who lived their weary lives at clubs, grand-stands, country-house
-parties, Ranelagh and Hurlingham, the Riviera, the moors, and the Yacht
-Squadron; or those who lived dull laborious days in offices, growing
-flabby and grey in pursuit of the slippery shekel.
-
-The human animal seemed to him to have become as adventurous, gallant,
-picturesque and gay as the mole, the toad, and the slug. An old tomcat
-on a backyard fence seemed to him to be a more independent, care-free,
-self-respecting and gentlemanly person than his owner, a man who, all
-God's wide world before him, was, for a few monthly metal discs, content
-to sit in a stuffy hole and copy hieroglyphics from nine till six--that
-another man might the quicker amass many dirty metal discs and a double
-chin. To Reginald, the men of even his own class seemed travesties and
-parodies of a noble original, in that they were content to lead the
-dreadful lives they did--killing tame birds, knocking little balls about
-the place, watching other people ride races, rushing around in motors,
-sailing sunny seas in luxury and safety, seeing foreign lands only from
-their best hotels, poodle-faking and philandering, doing everything but
-anything--pampered, soft, useless; each a most exact and careful copy of
-his neighbour. Reginald loved, and excelled at, every form of sport,
-and had been prominent in the playing-fields at Winchester, Sandhurst
-and Oxford, but he could not live by sport alone, and to him it had
-always been a means and not an end, a means to health, strength, skill
-and hardihood--the which were to be applied--not to _more_ games--but to
-the fuller living of life. The seeds of his father's teaching had
-fallen on most receptive and fertile soil, and their fruit ripened not
-the slower by reason of the fact that his father was his friend,
-confidant, hero and model.... He could see him now as he straddled
-mightily on the rug before the library fire, in his pink and cords, his
-spurred tops splashed with mud, and grey on the inner sides with the
-sweat of his horse....
-
-"Brown-paper prisons for poor men, and pink-silk cages for rich--that's
-Life nowadays, my boy, unless you're careful.... Get hold of Life,
-don't let Life get hold of you. Take the family motto for your guidance
-in actual fact. '_Be all, see all_.' Try to carry it out as far as
-humanly possible. _Live_ Life and live it in the World. Don't live a
-thousandth part of Life in a millionth part of the World, as all our
-neighbours do. When you succeed me here and marry and settle down, be
-able to say you've seen everything, done everything, been everything....
-Be a gentleman, of course, but one can be a man as well as being a
-gentleman--gentility is of the heart and conduct and manners--not of
-position and wealth and rank. What's the good of seeing one little
-glimpse of life out of one little window--whether it's a soldier's
-window (which is the best of windows), or a sailor's, or a lawyer's,
-parson's, merchant's, scholar's, sportsman's, landowner's, politician's,
-or any other.... And go upwards and downwards too, my boy. Tramps,
-ostlers, costermongers and soldiers are a dam' sight more interestin'
-than kings--and a heap more human. A chap who's only moved in one plane
-of society isn't educated--not worth listening to..." and much more to
-the same effect--and Rupert smiled to himself as he thought of how his
-father had advised him not to "waste" more than a year at Sandhurst,
-another at Oxford, and another in an Officers' Mess, before setting
-forth to see real life, and real men living it hard and to the full, in
-the capitals and the corners of the earth.
-
-"How the dear old boy must have worshipped mother--to have married and
-settled down, at forty," he reflected, "and what a beauty she must have
-been. She's lovely now," and again his rather hard face softened into a
-smile as he thought of the interview in which he told her of his
-intention to "chuck" his commission and go and do things and see things.
-Little had he known that she had fully anticipated and daily expected
-the declaration which he feared would be a "terrible blow" to her....
-Did she expect him to be anything else than the son of his father and
-his eccentric and adventurous House?
-
-"I wouldn't have you be anything but a chip of the old block, my darling
-boy. You're of age and your old mother isn't going to be a millstone
-round your neck, like she's been round your father's. Only one woman
-can have the right to be that, and you will give her the right when you
-marry her.... Your family really ought not to marry."
-
-"Mother, Mother!" he had protested, "and 'bring up our children to do
-the same,' I suppose?"
-
-She had been bravely gay when he went, albeit a little damp of eye and
-red of nose.... Really he was a lucky chap to have such a mother. She
-was one in a thousand and he must faithfully do his utmost to keep his
-promise and go home once a year or thereabouts--also "to take care of
-his nails, not crop his hair, change damp socks, and wear wool next his
-skin...." Want a bit of doin' in the Legion, what! Good job the poor
-darling couldn't see Luigi Rivoli breaking up recruits, or Sergeant
-Legros superintending the ablutions of her Reginald. What would she
-think of this galley and his fellow galley-slaves--of 'Erb, the
-_Apache_, Carmelita, the Grasshopper, and the drunkards of the Canteen?
-The Bucking Bronco would amuse her, and she'd certainly be interested in
-John Bull, poor old chap.... What could his story be, and why was he
-here? Was there a woman in it? ... Probably. He didn't look the sort
-of chap who'd "done something." Poor devil! ... Yes, her big warm heart
-would certainly have a corner for John Bull. Had she not been well
-brought up by her husband and son in the matter of seeing a swan in
-every goose they brought home? Yes, he'd repay John Bull's kindness to
-the full when he left the Legion. He should come straight to Elham Old
-Hall and his mother should have the chance, which she would love, of
-thanking and, in some measure, repaying the good chap. He wouldn't tell
-him exactly who they were and what they were, lest he should pretend
-that fifteen years of Legion life had spoilt him for _la vie de
-chateau_, and refuse to visit them.... He'd like to know his story.
-What _could_ be the cause of a man like him leading this ha'penny-a-day
-life for fourteen years? Talk of paper prisons and silken cages--this
-was a prison of red-hot stone. Fancy this the setting for the best
-years of your life, and he sat up and looked round the moonlit room.
-
-Next to him lay the Bucking Bronco, snoring heavily, his moustache
-looking huge and black in the moonlight that made his face appear pale
-and fine.... A strong and not unkindly face, with its great jutting chin
-and square heavy jaw.
-
-'Erb lay on the neighbouring cot, his hands clasped above his head as he
-slept the sleep of the just and innocent, for whom a night of peaceful
-slumber is the meet reward of a well-spent day. His pinched and cunning
-little face was transfigured by the moonlight, and the sleeping Herbert
-Higgins looked less the vulgar, street-bred guttersnipe than did the
-waking "'Erbiggins" of the day.
-
-Beyond him lay the mighty bulk of Luigi Rivoli, breathing stertorously
-in drunken slumber as he sprawled, limb-scattered, on his face, fully
-dressed, save for his boots....
-
-What an utter swine and cad--reflected Reginald--and what would happen
-when he selected him for his attentions? Of course, the Neapolitan had
-ten times his strength and twice his weight--but there would have to be
-a fight--or a moral victory for the recruit. He would obey no behests of
-Luigi Rivoli, nor accept any insults nor injuries tamely. He would land
-the cad one of the best, and take the consequences, however humiliating
-or painful. And he'd do it every time too, until he were finally
-incapacitated, or Luigi Rivoli weary of the game. Evidently the brute
-had some sort of respect for the big American and for John Bull. He
-should learn to have some for "Reginald Rupert," too, or the latter
-would die in the attempt to teach it. The prospect was not alluring
-though, and the Austrian and the _Apache_ had received sharp and painful
-lessons on the folly of defying or attacking Luigi Rivoli.
-Still--experiences, dangers, difficulties and real, raw, primitive life
-were what his family sought--and here were some of them. Yes, he was
-ready for Il Signor Luigi Rivoli....
-
-In the next bed lay the Russian, Mikhail. Queer, shy chap. What a
-voice, and what a complexion for a recruit of the Foreign Legion! How
-extraordinarily alike he and his brother were, and yet there was a great
-difference between their respective voices and facial expressions....
-Another queer story there. They looked like students.... Probably
-involved in some silly Nihilist games and had to bolt for their lives
-from the Russian police or from Nihilist confederates, or both. It was
-nice to see how the manlier brother looked after the other. He seemed
-to be in a perpetual state of concern and anxiety about him.
-
-Beyond the Russian recruit lay the mad Legionary known as the
-Grasshopper. What a pathetic creature--an ex-officer of one of the most
-aristocratic corps in Europe. In fact he must be a nobleman or he could
-not have been in the Guides. Must be of an ancient family moreover.
-Besides, he was so very obviously of _ceux qui ont pris la peine de
-naitre_. What could his story be? Fancy the man being a really
-first-class soldier on parade, manoeuvres, march, or battlefield, and an
-obvious lunatic at the same time.... Poor devil!...
-
-Next to him was the other Russian, and then Edouard Malvin, the
-nasty-looking cad who appeared to be Rivoli's chief toady. His
-neighbour was the fat and dull-looking Dutch lad (who was to display
-such unusual and enviable moral courage)....
-
-Footsteps resounded without, and the Room-Corporal entered with a
-clatter. Turning down his blanket, as though expecting to find
-something beneath it, he disclosed some bottles, a few packets of
-tobacco and cigarettes, and a little heap of coins.
-
-"Bonheur de Dieu vrai!" he ejaculated. "'Y'a de bon!" and examined the
-packets for any indication of their orientation. "'Les deux Russes,'"
-he read, and broke into a guinguette song. Monsieur le Caporal loved
-wine and was _un ramasseur de sous_. These Russians were really worthy
-and sensible recruits, and, though they should escape none of their
-duties, they should be regarded with a tolerant and non-malicious eye by
-Monsieur le Caporal. No undue share of corvees should be theirs.... No
-harm in their complimenting their good Caporal and winning his
-approval--but, on the other hand, no bribery and corruption. Mais
-non--c'est tout autre chose!
-
-As the Corporal disrobed, the Grasshopper rose from his cot, crouched,
-and hopped towards him.
-
-The Corporal evinced no surprise.
-
-"Monsieur le Caporal," quoth the Grasshopper. "How can a Cigale steer a
-gunboat? ... I ask you.... How can I possibly dip the ensign from peak
-to taffrail, cat the anchor or shoot the sun, by the pale glimmer of the
-binnacle light? ... And I have, for cargo, the Cestus of Aphrodite...."
-
-"And _I_ have, for cargo, seven bottles of good red wine--beneath my
-Cestus of Corporal--so I can't tell you, Grasshopper," was the reply....
-"Va t'en! ... You go and ask Monsieur le bon Diable--and tell him his
-old _ami_ Caporal Achille Martel sent you.... Go on--_allez schteb'
-los_--and let me sleep...."
-
-The Grasshopper hopped to the door and out into the corridor....
-
-Rupert fell asleep....
-
-As John Bull had prophesied, he was awakened by yells of "_Au jus! Au
-jus! Au jus!_" from the garde-chambre, the room-orderly on duty, as he
-went from cot to cot with a huge jug.
-
-Each sleepy soul roused himself sufficiently to hold out the tin mug
-which hung at the head of his bed, and to receive a half-pint or so of
-the "gravy"--which proved to be really excellent coffee. For his own
-part, Rupert would have been glad of the addition of a little milk and
-sugar, but he had swallowed too much milkless and sugarless tea (from a
-basin) in the British Army, to be concerned about such a trifle....
-
-"Good morning. Put on the white trousers and come downstairs with me,"
-said John Bull, as he also swallowed his coffee. "Be quick, or you
-won't get a chance at the lavatory. There's washing accommodation for
-six men when sixty want it.... Come on."
-
-As he hurried from the room, Rupert noticed that Corporal Martel lay
-comfortably in bed while the rest hurriedly dressed. From time to time
-he mechanically shouted: "Levez-vous, mes enfants...." "Levez-vous,
-assassins...." "Levez-vous, scelerats...."
-
-After each of his shouts came, in antistrophe, the anxious yell of the
-garde-chambre (who had to sweep the room before parade) of "Balayez
-au-dessous vos lits!"
-
-Returning from his hasty and primitive wash, Rupert noticed that the
-Austrian recruit was lacing Rivoli's boots, while the _Apache_,
-grimacing horribly behind his back, brushed the Neapolitan down, Malvin
-superintending their labours.
-
-"Shove on the white tunic and blue sash," said John Bull to his
-protege--"and you'll want knapsack, cartridge-belt, bayonet and
-rifle.... Bye-bye! I must be off. You'll have recruit-drills separate
-from us for some time.... See you later...."
-
-
- Sec.3
-
-Legionnaire Reginald Rupert soon found that French drill methods of
-training differed but little from English, though perhaps more thorough
-and systematically progressive, and undoubtedly better calculated to
-develop initiative.
-
-It did not take the Corporal-Instructor long to single him out as an
-unusually keen and intelligent recruit, and Rupert was himself surprised
-at the pleasure he derived from being placed as Number One of the
-_escouade_ of recruits, after a few days. His knowledge of French
-helped him considerably, of course, and on that first morning he had
-obeyed the Corporal's roar of "_Sac a terre_," "_A gauche_," "_A
-droit_," "_En avant, marche_," "_Pas gymnastique_," or "_Formez les
-faisceaux_," before the majority of the others had translated them. He
-also excelled in the eating of the "Breakfast of the Legion," which is
-nothing more nor less than a terribly punishing run, in quick time,
-round and round the parade-ground. By the time the Corporal called a
-halt, Rupert, who was a fine runner, in the pink of condition, was
-beginning to feel that he had about shot his bolt, while, with one or
-two exceptions, the rest of the squad were in a state of real distress,
-gasping, groaning, and coughing, with protruding eyeballs and faces
-white, green, or blue. During the brief "cigarette halt," he gazed
-round with some amusement at the prostrate forms of his exhausted
-comrades.
-
-The Russian, Feodor, seemed to be in pretty well as good condition as
-himself--in striking contrast to Mikhail, whose state was pitiable, as
-he knelt doubled up, drawing his breath in terrible gasps, and holding
-his side as though suffering agonies from "stitch."
-
-'Erb was in better case, but he lay panting as though his little chest
-would burst.
-
-"Gawdstrewth, matey," he grunted to M. Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat, "I ain't
-run so much since I last see a copper."
-
-The _Apache_, green-faced and blue-lipped, showed his teeth in a vicious
-snarl, by way of reply. Absinthe and black cigarettes are a poor
-training-diet.
-
-The fat Dutch lad, Hans Djoolte, appeared to be in extremis and likely
-to disappear in a pool of perspiration. The gnarled-looking Spaniard
-drew his breath with noisy whoops, and stout Germans, Alsatians,
-Belgians and Frenchmen gave the impression of persons just rescued from
-drowning or suffocation by smoke. Having finished his cigarette, the
-Corporal ran to the far side of the parade-ground, raised his hand with
-a shout, and cried, "_A moi_."
-
-"Well run, _bleu_," he observed to Rupert, who arrived first.
-
-Before the "breakfast" half-hour was over, he was thoroughly tired, and
-more than a little sorry for some of the others. M. Tou-tou
-Boil-the-Cat was violently sick; the plump Dutchman was soaked from head
-to foot; many a good, stout Hans, Fritz and Carl wished he had never
-been born; and Mikhail Kyrilovitch distinguished himself by falling flat
-in a dead faint, to the contemptuous and outspoken disgust of the
-Corporal.
-
-It was indeed a kill-or-cure training, and, in some cases, bade fair to
-kill before it cured. One drill-manoeuvre interested Rupert by its
-novelty and yet by its suggestion of the old Roman _testudo_. On the
-order "_A genoux_," all had to fall on their knees and every man of the
-squad, not in the front rank, to thrust his head well under the knapsack
-of the man in front of him. Since, under service conditions, knapsacks
-would be stuffed with spare uniforms and underclothing, and covered with
-tent-canvas, blanket, spare boots, fuel or a cooking-pot, excellent
-head-cover was thus provided against shrapnel and shell-fragments, and
-from bullets from some of such rifles as are used by the Chinese,
-African, Madagascan, and Arab foes of the Legion. Interested or not, it
-was with unfeigned thankfulness that, at about eleven o'clock, Rupert
-found himself marching back to barracks and heard the "_Rompez_" command
-of dismissal outside the _caserne_ of his Company. Hurrying up to the
-_chambree_ he put his Lebel in the rack, his knapsack and belts on the
-shelf above his bed, and lay down to get that amount of rest without
-which he felt he could not face breakfast.
-
-"Hallo, Rupert! Had a gruelling?" enquired John Bull, entering and
-throwing off his accoutrements. "They make you earn your little bit of
-corn, don't they? You feel it less day by day though, and soon find you
-can do it without turning a hair. Not much chance of a chap with weak
-lungs or heart surviving the 'Breakfast of the Legion,' for long. You
-see the point of the training when you begin the desert marches."
-
-"Quite looking forward to it," said Rupert.
-
-"It's better looking back on it, on the whole," rejoined the other
-grimly.... "Feel like breakfast?" he added in French, remembering that
-the more his young friend spoke in that tongue the better.
-
-"Oh, I'm all right. What'll it be?"
-
-"Well, not _bec-fins_ and _peche Melba_ exactly. Say a mug of
-bread-soup, containing potato and vegetables and a scrap of meat. Sort
-of Irish stew."
-
-"_Arlequins_ at two sous the plate, first, for me, please," put in M.
-Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat, whose small compact frame seemed to have recovered
-its normal elasticity and vigour.
-
-As he spoke, the voice of a kitchen-orderly was raised below in a
-long-drawn howl of "_Soupe! A la Soupe!_" Turning with one accord to
-the garde-chambre the Legionaries bawled "_Soupe!_" as one man, and like
-an arrow from a bow, the room-orderly sped forth, to return a minute
-later bearing the soup-kettle and a basket of loaves of grey bread. Tin
-plates and utensils were snatched from the hanging-cupboards, and mugs
-from their hooks on the wall and the Legionaries seated themselves on
-the benches that ran down either side of the long table.
-
-"'Fraid you'll have to stand out, Rupert, being a recruit," said John
-Bull. "There's only room for twenty at this table."
-
-"Of course. Thanks," was the reply, and the speaker betook himself to
-his bed, and sat him down with his mug and crust.
-
-With cheerful sociability, 'Erb had already seated himself at table, and
-was beating a loud tattoo with mug and plate as he awaited the
-administrations of the soup-laden Ganymede.
-
-Suddenly the expansive and genial smile faded on 'Erb's happy face, as
-he felt himself seized by the scruff of his neck and the seat of his
-trousers, and raised four feet in the air.... For a second he hovered,
-descended a foot and was then shot through the air with appalling
-violence to some distant corner of the earth. Fortunately for 'Erb,
-that corner contained a bed and he landed fairly on it.... The
-Legionary Herbert Higgins in the innocence of his ignorance had occupied
-the Seats of the Mighty, had sat him down in the place of Luigi
-Rivoli--and Luigi had removed the insect.
-
-"Gawd love us!" said 'Erb. "'Oo'd a' thought it?" as he realised that
-he was still in barracks and had only travelled from the table to a cot,
-a distance of some six feet....
-
-Mikhail Kyrilovitch lay stretched on his bed, too exhausted to eat. It
-interested and rather touched Rupert to see how tenderly the other
-Russian half raised him from the bed, coaxed him with soup and, failing,
-produced a bottle of wine from behind the _paquetage_ on his shelf, and
-induced him to drink a little....
-
-"Potato fatigue after this, Rupert," said John Bull as he came over to
-the recruit, and offered him a cigarette. "Ghastly stuff you'll find
-this black Algerian tobacco, but one gets used to it. It's funny, but
-when I get a taste of any of the tobaccos from Home, I find my palate so
-ruined that I don't enjoy it. Seems acrid and strong though it's
-infinitely milder...."
-
-The Kitchen-Corporal thrust his head in at the door of the _chambree_,
-roared "_Aux palates_" and vanished. Trooping down to the kitchen, the
-whole Company stood in a ring and solemnly peeled potatoes. Here, at
-any rate, Mikhail Kyrilovitch distinguished himself among the recruits,
-for not only was his the first potato to fall peeled into the bucket,
-but his peel was the thinnest, his output the greatest. Standing next
-to him, Rupert noticed how tiny were his hands and wrists, and how
-delicate his nails.
-
-"Apparently this is part of regular routine and not a corvee," he
-remarked.
-
-"Mais oui, Monsieur," replied Mikhail primly.
-
-"Great tip to get cunning at dodging extra fatigues when you're a
-soldier," continued Rupert.
-
-"Mais oui, Monsieur," replied Mikhail primly.
-
-"Expect they'll catch us wretched recruits on that lay until we get
-artful."
-
-"Mais oui, Monsieur," replied Mikhail primly.
-
-What a funny shy lad he was, with his eternal "Mais oui, Monsieur" ...
-Perhaps that was all the French he knew!...
-
-"Do you think the medical-examination will be very--er--searching,
-Monsieur?" asked Mikhail.
-
-So he did know French after all. What was he trembling about now?
-
-"Shouldn't think so. Why? You're all right, aren't you? You wouldn't
-have passed the doctor when you enlisted, otherwise."
-
-"Non, Monsieur."
-
-"Where did you enlist?"
-
-"At Paris, Monsieur."
-
-"So did I; Rue St. Dominique. LIttle fat cove in red breeches and a
-white tunic. I suppose you had the same chap?"
-
-"Er--oui, Monsieur."
-
-"I suppose he overhauled you very thoroughly? ... Wasn't it infernally
-cold standing stark naked in that beastly room while he punched you
-about?"
-
-"Oh!--er--oui, Monsieur. Oh, please let us ... Er--wasn't that running
-dreadful this morning?" ...
-
-"I say, Monsieur Rupaire, do you think we shall have the same
-'breakfast' every morning?" put in Feodor Kyrilovitch. "It'll be the
-death of my brother here, if we do. He never was a runner."
-
-"'Fraid so, during recruits' course," replied Rupert, and added: "I
-noticed a great difference between you and your brother."
-
-"Oh, it's only just in that respect," was the reply. "I've always been
-better winded than he.... Illness when he was a kid.... Lungs not over
-strong...."
-
-Even as he had prophesied, an Orderly-Sergeant swooped down upon them as
-the potato-fatigue finished, and, while the old Legionaries somehow
-melted into thin air and vanished like the baseless fabric of a vision,
-the recruits were captured and commandeered for a barrack-scavenging
-corvee which kept them hard at work until it was time to fall in for
-"theory."
-
-This Rupert discovered to be instruction in recognition of badges of
-rank, and, later, in every sort and kind of rule and regulation; in
-musketry, tactics, training and the principles and theory of drill,
-entrenchment, scouting, skirmishing, and every other branch of military
-education.
-
-At two o'clock, drill began again, and lasted until four, at which hour
-Monsieur le Medicin-Major held the medical examination, the idea of
-which seemed so disturbing to Mikhail Kyrilovitch. It proved to be the
-merest formality--a glance, a question, a caution against excess, and
-the recruits were passed and certified as _bon pour le service_ at the
-rate of twenty to the quarter-hour. They were, moreover, free for the
-remainder of the day (provided they escaped all victim-hunting
-Non-coms., in search of corvee-parties) with the exception of such hours
-as might be necessary for labours of _astiquage_ and the _lavabo_.
-
-On returning to the _chambree_, Rupert found his friend John Bull
-awaiting him.
-
-"Well, Rupert," he cried cheerily, "what sort of a day have you had?
-Tired? We'll get 'soupe' again shortly. I'll take you to the _lavabo_
-afterwards, and show you the ropes. Got to have your white kit, arms
-and accoutrements all _klim-bim_, as the Germans say, before you dress
-and go out, or else you'll have to do it in the dark."
-
-"Yes, thanks," replied Rupert. "I'll get straight first. I hate 'spit
-and polish' after Lights Out. What'll the next meal be?"
-
-"Same as this morning--the eternal 'soupe.' The only variety in food is
-when dog-biscuit replaces bread.... Nothing to grumble at really,
-except the infernal monotony. Quantity is all right--in fact some
-fellows save up a lot of bread and biscuit and sell it in the town.
-(Eight days _salle de police_ if you're caught.) But sometimes you feel
-you could eat anything in the wide world except Legion 'soupe,' bread
-and biscuit...."
-
-After the second and last meal of the day, at about five o'clock, Rupert
-was introduced to the _lavabo_ and its ways--particularly its ways in
-the matter of disappearing soap and vanishing "washing"--and, his first
-essay in laundry-work concluded, returned with Legionary John Bull and
-the Bucking Bronco for an hour or two of leather-polishing,
-accoutrement-cleaning and "Ironing" without an iron.
-
-The room began to fill and was soon a scene of more or less silent
-industry. On his bed, the great Luigi Rivoli lay magnificently asleep,
-while, on neighbouring cots and benches, his weapons, accoutrements,
-boots and uniform received the attentions of Messieurs Malvin, Meyer,
-Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat, Dimitropoulos, Borges, Bauer, Hirsch, and others,
-his henchmen.
-
-Anon the great man awoke, yawned cavernously, ejaculated "_Dannazione_"
-and sat up. One gathered that the condition of his mouth was not all
-that it might be, and that his head ached. Even he was not exempt from
-the penalties incurred by lesser men, and even he had to recognise the
-fact that a next-morning follows an evening-before. Certain denizens of
-the _chambree_ felt, and looked, uneasy, but were reassured by the
-reflection that there was still a stock of _bleus_ unchastened, and
-available for the great man's needs and diversion. Rising, he roared
-"_Oho!_", smacked and flexed his muscles according to his evening
-ritual, and announced that a recruit might be permitted to fetch him
-water.
-
-Feodor Kyrilovitch unobtrusively changed places with his brother
-Mikhail, whose bed was next to that of the bully.
-
-"Here, dog," roared the Neapolitan, and brought his "quart" down with a
-right resounding blow upon the bare head of Feodor. Without a word the
-Russian took the mug and hurried to the nearest lavatory. Returning he
-handed it respectfully to Rivoli, and pointing into it said in broken
-Italian--
-
-"There would appear to be a mark on the bottom of the Signor's cup."
-
-The great man looked--and smiled graciously as he recognised a gold
-twenty-franc piece. "A thoroughly intelligent recruit," he added,
-turning to Malvin who nodded and smiled drily. It entered the mind of
-le bon Legionnaire Malvin that this recruit should also give an
-exhibition of his intelligence to le bon Legionnaire Malvin.
-
-"Where's that fat pig from Olanda who can only whine '_Verstaan nie_'
-when he is spoken to?" enquired Rivoli, looking round. "Let me see if I
-can 'Verstaan' him how to put my boots on smartly."
-
-But, fortunately for himself, the Dutch recruit, Hans Djoolte, was not
-present.
-
-"Not there?" thundered the great man, on being informed. "How dare the
-fat calf be not there? Let it be known that I desire all the recruits of
-this room to be on duty from 'Soupe' till six, or later, in case I
-should want them. Let them all parade before me now."
-
-Some sheepishly grinning, some with looks of alarm, some under strong
-protest, all the recruits with one exception, "fell in" at the foot of
-the Italian's bed. Some were dismissed as they came up; the two
-Russians, as having paid their footing very handsomely; the _Apache_,
-and Franz Josef Meyer, as having been properly broken to bit and curb;
-the Greek, as a declared admirer and slave; and one or two others who
-had already wisely propitiated, or, to their sorrow, encountered less
-pleasantly, the uncrowned king of the Seventh Company. The remainder
-received tasks, admonitions and warnings, the which were received
-variously, but without open defiance.
-
-"The attitude of le Legionnaire 'Erbiggins was characteristic.
-Realising that he had not a ghost of a chance of success against a man
-of twice his weight and thrice his strength, he took the leggings which
-were given him to clean and returned a stream of nervous English, of
-which the pungent insults and vile language accorded but ill with the
-bland innocence of his face, and the deferential acquiescence of his
-manner.
-
-"Ain't yew goin' ter jine the merry throng?" asked the Bucking Bronco of
-Reginald Rupert, upon hearing that recruit reply to Malvin's order to
-join the line, with a recommendation that Malvin should go to the devil.
-
-"I am not," replied Rupert.
-
-"Wal, I guess we'll back yew up, sonny," said the American with an
-approving smile.
-
-"I shall be glad if you will in no way interfere," returned the
-Englishman.
-
-"Gee-whillikins!" commented the Bucking Bronco.
-
-John Bull looked anxious. "He's the strongest man I have ever seen," he
-remarked, "besides being a professional wrestler and acrobat."
-
-Malvin again approached, grinning maliciously.
-
-"Il Signor Luigi Rivoli would be sorry to have to come and fetch you,
-English pig," said he. "Sorry for you, that is. Do you wish to find
-yourself _au grabat_,[#] you scurvy, mangy, lousy cur of a recruit? ...
-What reply shall I take Il Signor Luigi Rivoli?"
-
-
-[#] On a sick bed.
-
-
-"_That!_" replied the Englishman, and therewith smote the fat Austrian a
-most tremendous smack across his heavy blue jowl with the open hand,
-sending him staggering several yards. Without paying further attention
-to the great man's ambassador, he strode in the direction of the great
-man himself, with blazing eyes and clenched jaw.
-
-"You want me, do you?" he shouted at the astonished Luigi, who was
-rising open-mouthed from his bed; and, putting the whole weight of his
-body behind the blow, drove most skilfully and scientifically straight
-at the point of his jaw.
-
-It must be confessed that the Italian was taken unawares, and in the
-very act of getting up, so that his hands were down, and he was neither
-standing nor sitting.
-
-He was down and out, and lay across his bed stunned and motionless.
-
-Into the perfect silence of the _chambree_ fell the voice of the Bucking
-Bronco. Solemnly he counted from one to ten, and then with a shout of
-"OUT!" threw his kepi to the roof and roared "_Hurrah!_" repeatedly.
-
-"Il ira loin," remarked Monsieur Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat, viewing Rupert's
-handiwork with experienced, professional eye.
-
-Exclamatory oaths went up in all the languages of Europe.
-
-"Il a fait de bon boulet," remarked a grinning greybeard known as
-"Tant-de-Soif" to the astounded and almost awe-stricken crowd.
-
-But le Legionnaire Jean Boule looked ahead.
-
-"You've made two bad enemies, my boy, I'm afraid.... What about when he
-comes round?"
-
-"I'll give him some more, if I can," replied Rupert. "Don't interfere,
-anyhow."
-
-"Shake, sonny," said the Bucking Bronco solemnly. "An' look at hyar.
-Let's interfere, to the extent o' makin' thet cunning coyote fight down
-in the squar'.... Yew won't hev no chance--so don't opine yew will--but
-yew'll hev' more chance than yew will right hyar.... Yew want space
-when you roughhouses with Loojey. Once he gits a holt on yew--yure
-monica's up. Savvy?"
-
-"Thanks," replied the Englishman. "Right-ho! If he won't fight
-downstairs, tell him he can take the three of us."
-
-"Fower, matey. Us fower Henglishmen agin' 'im an' 'is 'ole bleedin'
-gang," put in 'Erb. "'E's a bloke as wants takin' dahn a peg.... Too
-free wiv' hisself.... Chucks 'is weight abaht too much.... An' I'll
-tell yer wot, Cocky. Keep a heye on that cove as you giv' a smack in
-the chops."
-
-"Sure thing," agreed the Bucking Bronco, and turned to the Belgian who
-stood ruefully holding his face and looking as venomous as a
-broken-backed cobra, added: "Yew look at hyar, Mounseer Malvin, my lad.
-Don't yew git handlin' yure Rosalie[#] any dark night. Yew try ter
-_zigouiller_[#] my pal Rupert, an' I'll draw yure innards up through
-yure mouth till yew look like half a pound of dumplin' on the end of
-half a yard of macaroni. Twiggez vous? _Je tirerai vos gueutes a
-travers votre bouche jusqu'a vous resemblez un demi-livre de ponding au
-bout d'un demi-yard de macaroni_.... Got it? ..."
-
-
-[#] Bayonet.
-
-[#] To bayonet.
-
-
-Rivoli twitched, stirred, and groaned. It was interesting to note that
-none of his clients and henchmen offered any assistance. The sceptre of
-the great man swayed in his hand. Were he beaten, those whom he ruled
-by fear, rather than by bribery, would fall upon him like a pack of
-wolves. The hands of Monsieur Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat twitched and he
-licked his lips.
-
-"_Je m'en souviendrai_," he murmured.
-
-Rivoli sat up.
-
-"Donna e Madonna!" he said. "Corpo di Bacco!" and gazed around. "What
-has happened?..." and then he remembered. "A minute," he said. "Wait
-but a minute--and then bring him to me."
-
-Obedience and acquiescence awoke in the bosoms of his supporters. The
-great Luigi was alive and on his throne again. The Greek passed him a
-mug of water.
-
-"Yes, wait but a moment, and then just hand him to me.... One of you
-might go over to the hospital and say a bed will be wanted shortly," he
-added. "And another of you might look up old Jules Latour down at the
-cemetery and tell him to start another grave."
-
-"You're coming to me, for a change, Rivoli," cut in Rupert
-contemptuously. "You're going to fight me down below. There's going to
-be a ring, and fair play. Will you come now, or will you wait till
-to-morrow? I can wait if you feel shaken."
-
-"Plug the ugly skunk while he's rattled, Bub," advised the American, and
-turning to the Italian added, "Sure thing, Loojey. Ef yew ain't hed
-enuff yew kin tote downstairs and hev' a five-bunch frame-up with the
-b'y. Ef yew start rough-housin' up hyar, I'll take a hand too. I would
-anyhaow, only the b'y wants yew all to himself.... Greedy young punk."
-
-"I will kill him and eat him _now_," said the Italian rising
-magnificently. Apparently his splendid constitution and physique had
-triumphed completely, and it was as though the blow had not been struck.
-
-"Come on, b'ys," yelped the American, "an' ef thet Dago don't fight as
-square as he knows haow, I'll pull his lower jaw off his face."
-
-In a moment the room was empty, except for Mikhail Kyrilovitch, who sat
-on the edge of his brother's bed and shuddered.
-
-Clattering down the stairs and gathering numbers as it went, the party
-made for the broad space, or passage, between high walls near the back
-entrance of the Company's _caserne_, a safe and secluded spot for
-fights. As they went along, John Bull gave good advice to his young
-friend.
-
-"Remember he's a wrestler and a savate man," he said, "and that public
-opinion here recognises the use of both in a fight--so you can expect
-him to clinch and kick as well as butt."
-
-"Right-o!" said Rupert.
-
-A large ring was formed by the rapidly growing crowd of spectators, a
-ring, into the middle of which the Bucking Bronco stepped to declare
-that he would rearrange the features, as well as the ideas, of any
-supporter of Luigi Rivoli who in any way interfered with the fight.
-
-The two combatants stripped to the waist and faced each other. It was a
-pleasant surprise to John Bull to notice that his friend looked bigger
-"peeled," than he did when dressed. (It is a good test of muscular
-development.) Obviously the youth was in the pink of condition and had
-systematically developed his muscles. But for the presence of Rivoli,
-the arms and torso of the Englishman would have evoked admiring
-comments. As it was, the gigantic figure of the Italian dwarfed him,
-for he looked what he was--a professional Strong Man whose
-stock-in-trade was his enormous muscles and their mighty strength....
-It was not so much a contrast between David and Goliath as between
-Apollo and Hercules.
-
-The Italian assumed his favourite wrestling attitude with open hands
-advanced; the Englishman, the position of boxing.
-
-The two faced each other amidst the perfect silence of the large throng.
-
-As, to the credit of human nature, is always the case, the sentiment of
-the crowd was in favour of the weaker party. No one supposed for a
-moment that the recruit would win, but he was a "dark horse," and
-English--of a nation proverbially dogged and addicted to _la boxe_....
-He might perhaps be merely maimed and not killed.... For a full minute
-the antagonists hung motionless, eyeing each other warily. Suddenly the
-Italian swiftly advanced his left foot and made a lightning grab with
-his left hand at the Englishman's neck. The latter ducked; the great
-arm swung, harmless, above his head, and two sharp smacks rang out like
-pistol-shots as the Englishman planted a left and right with terrific
-force upon the Italian's ribs. Rivoli's gasp was almost as audible as
-the blows. He sprang back, breathing heavily.
-
-John Bull moistened his Lips and thanked God. Rupert circled round his
-opponent, sparring for an opening. Slowly ... slowly ... almost
-imperceptibly, the Italian's head and shoulders bent further and further
-back. What the devil was he doing?--wondered the Englishman--getting
-his head out of danger? Certainly his jaw was handsomely swollen....
-Anyhow he was exposing his mark, the spot where the ribs divide. If he
-could get a "right" in there, with all his weight and strength, Il
-Signor Luigi Rivoli would have to look to himself in the ensuing
-seconds. Rupert made a spring. As he did so, the Italian's body turned
-sideways and leant over until almost parallel with the ground, as his
-right knee drew up to his chest and his right foot shot out with the
-force of a horse's kick. It caught the advancing Englishman squarely on
-the mouth, and sent him flying head over heels like a shot rabbit. The
-Italian darted forward--and so did the Bucking Bronco.
-
-"Assez!" he shouted. "Let him get up." At this point his Legion French
-failed him, and he added in his own vernacular, "Ef yew think yu're
-gwine ter kick him while he's down, yew've got another think comin',
-Loojey Rivoli," and barred his path.
-
-John Bull raised Rupert's head on to his knee. He was senseless and
-bleeding from mouth and nose.
-
-Pushing his way through the ring, came 'Erb, a mug of water in one hand,
-a towel in the other. Filling his mouth with water, he ejected a fine
-spray over Rupert's face and chest, and then, taking the towel by two
-corners of a long side, flapped it mightily over the prostrate man.
-
-The latter opened his eyes, sat up, and spat out a tooth.
-
-"Damned kicking cad," he remarked, on collecting his scattered wits and
-faculties.
-
-"No Queensberry rules here, old chap," said John Bull.
-
-"You do the sime fer 'im, matey. Kick 'is bleedin' faice in.... W'y
-carn't 'e fight like a man, the dirty furriner?" and turning from his
-ministrations to where the great Luigi received the congratulations of
-his admiring supporters, he bawled with the full strength of his lungs:
-"Yah! you dirty furriner!" and crowned the taunt by putting his fingers
-to his nose and emitting a bellowing _Boo-oo-oo!_ of incredibly
-bull-like realism. "If I wasn't yer second, matey, I'd go an' kick 'im
-in the stummick naow, I would," he muttered, resuming his labour of
-love.
-
-Rupert struggled to his feet.
-
-"Give me the mug," he said to 'Erb, and washed out his mouth. "How long
-'time' is observed on these occasions?" he asked of John Bull.
-
-"Oh, nothing's regular," was the reply. "'Rounds' end when you fall
-apart, and 'time' ends when both are ready.... You aren't going for him
-again, are you?"
-
-"I'm going for him as long as I can stand and see," was the answer.
-'Erb patted him on the back.
-
-"Blimey! You're a White Man, matey," he commended. "S'welp me, you
-are!"
-
-"Seconds out of the ring," bawled the Bucking Bronco, and
-unceremoniously shoved back all who delayed.
-
-A look of incredulity spread over the face of the Italian. Could it be
-possible that the fool did not know that he was utterly beaten and
-abolished? ... He tenderly felt his jaw and aching ribs....
-
-It was true. The Englishman advanced upon him, the light of battle in
-his eyes, and fierce determination expressed in the frown upon his white
-face. His mouth bore no expression--it was merely a mess.
-
-A cheer went up from the spectators.
-
-A recruit asking for it _twice_, from Luigi Rivoli!
-
-That famous man, though by no means anxious, was slightly perplexed.
-There was something here to which he was not accustomed. It was the
-first time in his experience that this had happened. Few men had defied
-and faced him once--none had done it twice. This, in itself was bad,
-and in the nature of a faint blow to his prestige.... He had tried a
-grapple--with unfortunate results; he had tried a kick--most
-successfully, and he would try another in a moment. Lest his opponent
-should be warily expecting it, he would now administer a battering-ram
-butt. He crouched forward, extending his open hands as though to
-grapple, and, suddenly ducking his head, flung himself forward,
-intending to drive the breath from his enemy's body and seize him by the
-throat ere he recovered.
-
-Lightly and swiftly the Englishman side-stepped and, as he did so, smote
-the Italian with all his strength full upon the ear--a blow which caused
-that organ to swell hugely, and to "sing" for hours. Rivoli staggered
-sideways and fell. The Englishman stood back and waited. Rivoli arose
-as quickly as he fell, and, with a roar of rage, charged straight at the
-Englishman, who drove straight at his face, left and right, cutting his
-knuckles to the bone. Heavy and true as were the blows, they could not
-avail to stop that twenty-stone projectile, and, in a second, the
-Italian's arms were round him. One mighty hug and heave, and his whole
-body, clasped as in a vice to that of the Italian, was bent over
-backward in a bow.
-
-"Thet's torn it," groaned the American, and dashed his kepi upon the
-ground. "Fer two damns I'd..."
-
-John Bull laid a restraining hand upon his arm.
-
-"Go it, Rupert," bawled 'Erb, dancing in a frenzy of excitement. "Git
-'is froat.... Swing up yer knee.... Kick 'im."
-
-"Shut up," snapped John Bull. "He's not a hooligan...."
-
-One of Rupert's arms was imprisoned in those of the Italian. True to
-his training and standards, he played the game as he had learnt it, and
-kept his free right hand from his opponent's throat. With his failing
-strength he rained short-arm blows on the Italian's face, until it was
-turned sideways and crushed against his neck and shoulder.
-
-John Bull mistook the bully's action.
-
-"If you bite his throat, I'll shoot you, Rivoli," he shouted, and
-applauding cheers followed the threat.
-
-The muscles of Rivoli's back and arms tightened and bunched as he
-strained with all his strength. Slowly but surely he bent further over,
-drawing the Englishman's body closer and closer in his embrace.
-
-To John Bull, the seconds seemed years. Complete silence reigned.
-Rupert's blows weakened and became feeble. They ceased. Rivoli bent
-over further. As Rupert's right arm fell to his side, the Italian
-seized it from behind. His victim was now absolutely powerless and
-motionless. John Bull was reminded of a boa-constrictor which he had
-once seen crush a deer. Suddenly the Italian's left arm was withdrawn,
-his right arm continuing to imprison Rupert's left while his right hand
-retained his grip of the other. Thrusting his left hand beneath the
-Englishman's chin he put all his colossal strength into one great
-effort--pushing the head back until it seemed that the neck must break,
-and at the same time contracting his great right arm and bending himself
-almost double. He then raised his opponent and dashed him to the
-ground....
-
-Reginald Rupert recovered consciousness in the Legion's Hospital.
-
-A skilful, if somewhat brutal, surgeon soon decided that his back was
-not broken but only badly sprained. On leaving hospital, a fortnight
-later, he did eight days _salle de police_ by way of convalescence.
-
-On return to duty, he found himself something of a hero in the Seventh
-Company, and decidedly the hero of the recruits of his _chambree_.
-
-Disregarding the earnest entreaties of John Bull and the reiterated
-advice of the Bucking Bronco, and of the almost worshipping 'Erb--he
-awaited Luigi Rivoli on the evening after his release and challenged him
-to fight.
-
-The great man burst into explosive laughter--laughter almost too
-explosive to be wholly genuine.
-
-"Fight you, whelp! Fight you, _whelp_!" he scoffed. "_Why_ should I
-fight you? Pah! Out of my sight--I have something else to do."
-
-"Oh have you? Well, don't forget that I have nothing else to do, any
-time you feel like fighting. See?" replied the Englishman.
-
-The Italian again roared with laughter, and Rupert with beating heart
-and well-concealed sense of mighty relief, returned to his cot to work.
-
-It was noticeable that Il Signor Luigi Rivoli invariably had something
-else to do, so far as Rupert was concerned, and molested him no more.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VI
-
- LE CAFARD AND OTHER THINGS
-
-
-For Legionnaire Reginald Rupert the days slipped past with incredible
-rapidity, and, at the end of six months, this adaptable and exceedingly
-keen young man felt himself to be an old and seasoned Legionary, for
-whom the Depot held little more in the way of instruction and
-experience.
-
-His thoughts began to turn to Foreign Service. When would he be able to
-volunteer for a draft going to Tonkin, Madagascar, Senegal, or some
-other place of scenes and experiences entirely different from those of
-Algeria? When would he see some active service--that which he had come
-so far to see, and for which he had undergone these hardships and
-privations?
-
-Deeply interested as he was in all things military, and anxious as he
-was to learn and become the Compleat Soldier, he found himself beginning
-to grow very weary of the trivial round, the common task, of Life in the
-Depot. Once he knew his drill as an Infantryman, he began to feel that
-the proportion of training and instruction to that of corvee and
-fatigues was small. He had not travelled all the way to Algiers to
-handle broom and wheelbarrow, and perform non-military labours at a wage
-of a halfpenny per day. Of course, one took the rough with the smooth
-and shrugged one's shoulders with the inevitable "Que voulez-vous?
-C'est la Legion," but, none the less, he had had enough, and more than
-enough, of Depot life.
-
-He sometimes thought of going to the _Adjudant-Major_, offering to
-provide proofs that he had been a British officer, and claiming to be
-placed in the class of _angehende corporale_ (as he called the _eleves
-Caporaux_ or probationary Corporals) with a view to promotion and a
-wider and different sphere of action.
-
-There were reasons against this course, however. It would, very
-probably, only result in his being stuck in the Depot permanently, as a
-Corporal-Instructor--the more so as he spoke German. Also, it was
-neither quite worth while, nor quite playing the game, as he did not
-intend to spend more than a year in the Legion and was looking forward
-to his attempt at desertion as his first real Great Adventure.
-
-He had heard horrible stories of the fate of most of those who go "on
-pump," as, for no discoverable reason, the Legionary calls desertion.
-In every barrack-room there hung unspeakably ghastly photographs of the
-mangled bodies of Legionaries who had fallen into the hands of the Arabs
-and been tortured by their women. He had himself seen wretched
-deserters dragged back by Goums,[#] a mass of rags, filth, blood and
-bruises; their manacled hands fastened to the end of a rope attached to
-an Arab's saddle. Inasmuch as the captor got twenty-five francs for
-returning a deserter, alive or dead, he merely tied the wounded, or
-starved and half-dead wretch to the end of a rope and galloped with him
-to the nearest outpost or barracks. When the Roumi[#] could no longer
-run, he was quite welcome to fall and be dragged.
-
-
-[#] Arab gens d'armes.
-
-[#] White man.
-
-
-Rupert had also gathered a fairly accurate idea of the conditions of
-life--if "life" it can be called--in the Penal Battalions.
-
-Yes, on the whole, desertion from the Legion would be something in the
-nature of an adventure, when one considered the difficulties, risks, and
-dangers, which militated against success, and the nature of the
-punishment which attended upon failure. No wonder that desertion was
-regarded by all and sundry as being a feat of courage, skill and
-endurance to which attached no slightest stigma of disgrace! One
-gathered that most men "made the promenade" at some time or
-other--generally under the influence of _le cafard_ in some terrible
-Southern desert-station, and were dealt with more or less leniently
-(provided they lost no articles of their kit) in view of the fact that
-successful desertion from such places was utterly impossible, and only
-attempted by them "while of unsound mind." Only once or twice, in the
-whole history of the Legion, had a man got clear away, obtained a camel,
-and, by some miracle of luck, courage and endurance, escaped death at
-the hands of the Arabs, thirst, hunger, and sunstroke, to reach the
-Moroccan border and take service with the Moors--who are the natural and
-hereditary enemies of the Touaregs and Bedouins.
-
-Yes, he had begun to feel that he had certainly come to the end of a
-period of instruction and experience, and was in need of change to fresh
-fields and pastures new. Vegetating formed no part of his programme of
-life, which was far too short, in any case, for all there was to see and
-to do....
-
-Sitting one night on his cot, and talking to the man for whom he now had
-a very genuine and warm affection, he remarked--
-
-"Don't you get fed up with Depot life, Bull?"
-
-"I have been fed up with life, Depot and otherwise, for over twenty
-years," was the reply.... "Don't forget that life here in Sidi is a
-great deal better than life in a desert station in the South. It is
-supportable anyhow; there--it simply isn't; and those who don't desert
-and die, go mad and die. The exceptions, who do neither, deteriorate
-horribly, and come away very different men.... Make the most of Sidi,
-my boy, while you are here, and remember that foreign service, when in
-Tonkin, Madagascar, or Western Africa, inevitably means fever and
-dysentery, and generally broken health for life.... Moreover, Algeria
-is the only part of the French colonial possessions in which the climate
-lets one enjoy one's pipe."
-
-That very night, shortly after the _caserne_ had fallen silent and
-still, its inmates wrapped in the heavy sleep of the thoroughly weary,
-an alarm-bugle sounded in the barrack-square, and, a minute later,
-non-commissioned officers hurried from room to room, bawling, "_Aux
-armes! Aux armes! Aux armes!_" at the top of their voices.
-
-Rupert sat up in his bed, as Corporal Achille Martel began to shout,
-"_Levez-vous donc. Levez-vous! Faites le sac! Faites le sac! En tenue
-de Campagne d'Afrique_."
-
-"'Ooray!" shrilled 'Erb. "Oo-bloomin'-ray."
-
-"Buck up, Rupert," said John Bull. "We've got to be on the
-barrack-square in full 'African field equipment' in ten minutes."
-
-The _chambree_ became the scene of feverish activity, as well as of
-delirious excitement and joy. In spite of it being the small hours of
-the morning, every man howled or whistled his own favourite song,
-without a sign of that liverish grumpiness which generally accompanies
-early-morning effort. The great Luigi's slaves worked at double
-pressure since they had to equip their lord and master as well as
-themselves. Feodor Kyrilovitch appeared to pack his own knapsack with
-one hand and that of Mikhail with the other, while he whispered words of
-cheer and encouragement. The Dutch boy, Hans Djoolte, having finished
-his work, knelt down beside his bed and engaged in prayer. Speculation
-was rife as to whether France had declared war on Morocco, or whether
-the Arabs were in rebellion, for the hundredth time, and lighting the
-torch of destruction all along the Algerian border.
-
-In ten minutes from the blowing of the alarm-bugle, the Battalion was on
-parade in the barrack-square, every man fully equipped and laden like a
-beast of burden. One thought filled every mind as the ammunition boxes
-were brought from the magazine and prised open. _What would the
-cardboard packets contain_? A few seconds after the first packet had
-been torn open by the first man to whom one was tossed, the news had
-spread throughout the Battalion.
-
-_Ball-Cartridge!_
-
-The Deity in that moment received the heartfelt fervid thanks of almost
-every man in the barrack-square, for ball-cartridge meant active
-service--in any case, a blessed thing, whatever might result--the
-blessing of death, of promotion, of decorations, of wounds and discharge
-from the Legion. The blessing of change, to begin with.
-
-There was one exception however. When Caporal Achille Martel "told off"
-Legionnaire Mikhail Kyrilovitch for orderly-duty to the _Adjudant
-Vaguemestre_,[#] duty which would keep him behind in barracks, that
-Legionary certainly contrived to conceal any disappointment that he may
-have felt.
-
-
-[#] The postmaster.
-
-
-A few minutes later the Legion's magnificent band struck up the Legion's
-march of "_Tiens, voila du boudin_," and the Battalion swung out of the
-gate, past the barracks of the Spahis, through the quiet sleeping
-streets into the main road, and so out of the town to which many of them
-never returned.
-
-In the third row of fours of the Seventh Company marched the Bucking
-Bronco, John Bull, Reginald Rupert, and Herbert Higgins. In the row in
-front of them, Luigi Rivoli, Edouard Malvin, the Grass hopper, and
-Feodor Kyrilovitch. In the front row old Tant-de-Soif, Franz Josef
-Meyer, Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat, and Hans Djoolte. In front of them marched
-the four drummers. At the head of the Company rode Captain
-d'Armentieres, beside whom walked Lieutenant Roberte.
-
-Marching "at ease," the men discussed the probabilities and
-possibilities of the expedition. All the signs and tokens to be read by
-experienced soldier-eyes, were those of a long march and active service.
-
-"It'll be a case of 'best foot foremost' a few hours hence, Rupert, I
-fancy," remarked John Bull. "I shouldn't be surprised if we put up
-thirty miles on end, with no halt but the 'cigarette spaces.'"
-
-"Sure thing," agreed the Bucking Bronco. "I got a hunch we're gwine ter
-throw our feet some, to-day. We wouldn't hev' hiked off like this with
-sharp ammunition and made out get-away in quarter of an hour ef little
-Johnnie hadn't wanted the doctor. Well, I'm sorry fer the b'ys as ain't
-good mushers... Guess we shan't pound our ears[#] before we wants tew,
-this trip."
-
-
-[#] Sleep.
-
-
-Marching along the excellent sandy road through the cool of the night,
-under a glorious moon, with the blood of youth, and health, and strength
-coursing like fire through his veins, it was difficult for Rupert to
-realise that, within a few hours, he would be wearily dragging one foot
-after the other, his rifle weighing a hundredweight, his pack weighing a
-ton, his mouth a lime-kiln, his body one awful ache. He had had some
-pretty gruelling marches before, but this was the first time that the
-Battalion had gone out on a night alarm with ball-cartridge, and every
-indication of it being the "real thing."
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-Anon there was a whistle, a cry of _Halt!_ and there was a few minutes'
-rest. Men lit cigarettes; some sat down; several fumbled at straps and
-endeavoured to ease packs by shifting them. Malvin made his master lie
-down after removing his pack altogether. It is a pack well worth
-removing--that of the Legion--save when seconds are too precious to be
-thus spent, and you consider it the wiser plan to fall flat and lie from
-the word "_Halt!_" to the word "_Fall in!_" The knapsack of black canvas
-is heavy with two full uniforms, underclothing, cleaning materials and
-sundries. Weighty tent-canvas and blankets are rolled round it,
-tent-supports are fastened at the side, firewood, a cooking-pot,
-drinking-mug and spare boots go on top.
-
-Attached to his belt the Legionary carries a sword-bayonet with a steel
-scabbard, four hundred rounds of ammunition in his cartridge-pouches, an
-entrenching tool, and his "sac." Add his rifle and water-bottle, and
-you have the most heavily laden soldier in the world. He does not carry
-his overcoat--he wears it, and is perhaps unique in considering a heavy
-overcoat to be correct desert wear. Under his overcoat he has only a
-canvas shirt and white linen trousers (when _en tenue de campagne
-d'Afrique_), tucked into leather gaiters. Round his waist, his blue
-sash--four yards of woollen cloth--acts as an excellent cholera-belt and
-body-support. The linen neckcloth, or couvre-nuque, buttoned on to the
-white cover of his kepi, protects his neck and ears, and, to some
-extent, his face, and prevents sunstroke....
-
-The Battalion marched on through the glorious dawn, gaily singing "_Le
-sac, ma foi, toujours au dos_," and the old favourite marching songs
-"_Brigadier_," "_L'Empereur de Danmark_," "_Pere Bugeaud_," and "_Tiens,
-voila du boudin_." Occasionally a German would lift up his splendid
-voice and soon more than half the battalion would be singing--
-
- "Trinken wir noch ein Troepfchen
- Aus dem kleinen Henkeltoepfchen."
-
-or _Die Wacht am Rhein_ or the pathetic _Morgenlied_.
-
-At the second halt, when some eight miles had been covered, there were
-few signs of fatigue, and more men remained standing than sat down. As
-the long column waited by the side of the road, a small cavalcade from
-the direction of Sidi-bel-Abbes overtook it. At the head rode a
-white-haired, white-moustached officer on whose breast sparkled and
-shone that rare and glorious decoration, the Grand Cross of the Legion
-of Honour.
-
-"That's the Commander-in-Chief in Algeria," said John Bull to Rupert.
-"That settles it: we're out for business this time, and I fancy you'll
-see some Arab-fighting before you are much older.... Feet going to be
-all right, do you think?"
-
-"Fine," replied Rupert. "My boots are half full of tallow, and I've got
-a small bottle of bapedi in my sack...."
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-The day grew hot and packs grew heavy. The Battalion undeniably and
-unashamedly slouched. Many men leant heavily forward against their
-straps, while some bent almost double, like coal-heavers carrying sacks
-of coal. Rifles changed frequently from right hand to left. There was
-no singing now. The only sound that came from dry-lipped, sticky mouths
-was an occasional bitter curse. Rupert began to wonder if his shoulder
-straps had not turned to wires. His arms felt numb, and the heavy
-weights, hung about his shoulders and waist, caused a feeling of
-constriction about the heart and lungs. He realised that he quite
-understood how people felt when they fainted....
-
-By the seventh halt, some forty kilometres, or twenty-seven miles lay
-behind the Battalion. At the word _Halt!_ every man had thrown himself
-at full length on the sand, and very few wasted precious moments of the
-inexorably exact five minutes of the rest-period in removing knapsacks.
-Hardly a man spoke; none smoked.
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-Gone was all pretence of smartness and devil-may-care humour--that queer
-_macabre_ and bitter humour of the Legion. Men slouched and staggered,
-and dragged their feet in utter hopeless weariness. Backs rounded more
-and more, heads sank lower, and those who limped almost outnumbered
-those who did not. A light push would have sent any man stumbling to
-the ground.
-
-As the whistle blew for the next halt, the Legion sank to the ground
-with a groan, as though it would never rise again. As the whistle blew
-for the advance the Legion staggered to its feet as one man.... Oh, the
-Legion marches! Is not its motto, "_March or Die_"? The latter it may
-do, the former it must. The Legion has its orders and its destination,
-and it marches. If it did not reach its destination at the appointed
-time, it would be because it had died in getting there.
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-With horrible pains in its blistered shoulders, its raw-rubbed backs,
-its protesting, aching legs and blistered heels and toes, the Legion
-staggered on, a silent pitiable mass of suffering. Up and down the
-entire length of the Battalion rode its Colonel, "the Marching Pig."
-Every few yards he bawled with brazen throat and leathern lungs: "March
-or die, my children! March or die!" And the Legion clearly understood
-that it must march or it must die. To stagger from the ranks and fall
-was to die of thirst and starvation, or beneath the _flissa_ of the
-Arab.
-
-Legionary Rupert blessed those "Breakfasts of the Legion" and the hard
-training which achieved and maintained the hard condition of the
-Legionary. Sick, giddy, and worn-out as he felt, he knew he could keep
-going at least as long as the average, and by the time the average man
-had reached the uttermost end of his tether, the end of their march must
-be reached. After all, though they were Legionaries whose motto was
-"March or Die," they were only human beings--and to all human effort and
-endeavour there is a limit. He glanced at his comrades. The Bucking
-Bronco swung along erect, his rifle held across his shoulder by the
-muzzle, and his belt, with all its impedimenta, swinging from his right
-hand. He stared straight ahead and, with vacant mind and tireless iron
-body, "threw his feet."
-
-Beside him, John Bull looked very white and worn and old. He leant
-heavily against the pull of his straps and marched with his chest bare.
-On Rupert's left, 'Erb, having unbuttoned and unbuckled everything
-unbuttonable and unbuckleable, slouched along, a picture of slack
-unsoldierliness and of dauntless dogged endurance. Suddenly throwing up
-his head he screamed from parched lips, "Aw we dahn'earted?" and, having
-painfully swallowed, answered his own strident question with a
-long-drawn, contemptuous "Ne--a--ow." Captain d'Armentieres, who knew
-England and the English, looked round with a smile.... "Bon garcon," he
-nodded.
-
-On the right of the second row of fours marched Luigi Rivoli, in better
-case than most, as the bulk of his kit was now impartially distributed
-among Malvin, Meyer, Tou-tou and Tant-de-Soif. (The power of money in
-the Legion is utterly incredible.) Feodor Kyrilovitch was carrying the
-Grasshopper's rifle--and that made a mighty difference toward the end of
-a thirty-mile march.
-
-At the end of the next halt, the Grasshopper declared that he could not
-get up.... At the command, "Fall in!" the unfortunate man did not stir.
-
-"Kind God! What _shall_ I do?" he groaned. It was his first failure as
-a soldier.
-
-"Come on, my lad," said John Bull sharply. "Here, pull off his kit," he
-added and unfastened the Belgian's belt. Between them they pulled him
-to his feet and dragged him to his place in the ranks. John Bull took
-his pack, the Bucking Bronco his belt and its appurtenances, and Feodor
-his rifle. His eyes were closed and he sank to the ground.
-
-"Here," said Rupert to 'Erb. "Get in his place and let him march in
-yours beside me. We'll hold him up."
-
-"Give us yer rifle, matey," replied 'Erb, and left Rupert with hands
-free to assist the Grasshopper.
-
-With his right arm round the Belgian's waist, he helped him along, while
-John Bull insisted on having the poor fellow's right hand on his left
-shoulder.
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-Before long, almost the whole weight of the Grasshopper's body was on
-Rupert's right arm and John Bull's left shoulder.
-
-"Stick to it, my son," said the latter from time to time, "we are sure
-to stop at the fifty-kilometre stone."
-
-The Belgian seemed to be semiconscious, and did not reply. His feet
-began to drag, and occasionally his two comrades bore his full weight
-for a few paces. Every few yards Feodor looked anxiously round. These
-four, in their anxiety for their weaker brother, forgot their own raw
-thighs, labouring lungs, inflamed eyes, numbed arms and agonising feet.
-
-Just as the Colonel rode by, the Grasshopper's feet ceased to move, and
-dragged lifeless along the ground.
-
-Rupert stumbled and the three fell in a heap, beneath the Colonel's eye.
-
-"Sacre Bapteme!" he swore--the oath he only used when a Legionary fell
-out on the march--"March or die, accursed pigs."
-
-Rupert and John Bull staggered to their feet, but the Grasshopper lay
-apparently lifeless. The Colonel swore again, and shouted an order.
-The Grasshopper was dragged to the side of the road, and a baggage-cart
-drove up. A tent-pole was thrust through its sides and tied securely.
-To this pole the Belgian was lashed, the pole passing across the upper
-part of his back and under his arms, which were pulled over it and tied
-together. If he could keep his feet, well and good. If he could not,
-he would hang from the pole by his arms (as an athlete hangs from a
-parallel-bar in a gymnasium, before revolving round and round it).
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-Before long, the Grasshopper's feet dragged in the dust as he drooped
-inanimate, and then hung in the rope which lashed him to the pole.
-
-At the fifty-fifth kilometre, thirty-five miles from Sidi-bel-Abbes, the
-command to halt was followed by the thrice-blessed God-sent order:
-
-"_Campez!_"
-
-Almost before the words, "_Formez les faisceaux_" were out of the
-Company-Commanders' mouths, the men had piled arms. Nor was the order
-"_Sac a terre_" obeyed in any grudging spirit. In an incredibly short
-space of time the jointed tent-poles and canvas had been removed from
-the knapsacks. Corporals of sections had stepped forward, holding the
-tent-poles above their heads, marking each Company's tent-line, and a
-city of small white tents had come into being on the face of the desert.
-A few minutes later, cooking-trenches had been dug, camp-fires lighted
-and water, containing meat and macaroni, put on to boil.
-
-A busy and profitable hour followed for Madame la Cantiniere, who, even
-as her cart stopped, had set out her folding tables, benches and bar for
-the sale of her Algerian wine. Her first customer was the great Luigi,
-who, thanks to Carmelita's money, could sit and drink while his
-employees did his work. The fly in the worthy man's ointment was the
-fact that his Italian dinner and Italian wine were thirty-five miles
-behind him at Carmelita's cafe. Like ordinary men, he must, to-night
-and for many a night to come, content himself with the monotonous and
-meagre fare of common Legionaries. However--better half a sofa than no
-bed; and he was easily prime favourite with Madame.... This would be an
-excellent chance for consolidating his position with her, winning her
-for his bride, and apprising Carmelita, from afar, of the fact that he
-was now respectably settled in life. Thus would a disagreeable scene be
-avoided and, on the return of the Battalion to Sidi-bel-Abbes, he would
-give the Cafe de la Legion a wide berth.... Could he perhaps _sell_ his
-rights and goodwill in the _cafe_ and Carmelita to some Legionary of
-means? One or two of his own _chambree_ seemed to have money--the
-Englishman; the Russians.... Better still, sell out to Malvin, Tou-tou,
-Meyer, or some other penniless toady and _make him pay a weekly
-percentage_ of what he screwed out of Carmelita. Excellent! And if the
-scoundrel did not get him enough, he would supplant him with a more
-competent lessee.... Meanwhile, to storm Madame's experienced and
-undecided heart. Anyhow, if she wouldn't have Luigi she shouldn't have
-anyone else....
-
-There was, that evening, exceeding little noise and movement, and "the
-stir and tread of armed camps." As soon as they had fed--and, in many
-cases, before they had fed--the soldiers lay on their blankets, their
-heads on their knapsacks and their overcoats over their bodies.
-
-Scarcely, as it seemed to Rupert, had they closed their eyes, when it
-was time to rise and resume their weary march. At one o'clock in the
-morning, the Battalion fell in, and each man got his two litres of water
-and strict orders to keep one quarter of it for to-morrow's cooking
-purposes. If he contributed no water to the cooking-cauldron he got no
-cooked food.
-
-On tramped the Legion.
-
-Day after day, day after day, it marched, and, on the twelfth day from
-Sidi-bel-Abbes, had covered nearly three hundred and fifty miles. Well
-might the Legion be known in the Nineteenth Division as the _Cavalerie a
-pied_.
-
-
- Sec.2
-
-Life for the Seventh Company of the First Battalion of the Legion in
-Ainargoula was, as John Bull had promised Rupert, simply hell. Not even
-the relief of desert warfare had broken the cruel monotony of desert
-marches and life in desert stations--stations consisting of red-hot
-barracks, and the inevitable filthy and sordid _Village Negre_. Men
-lived--and sometimes died--in a state of unbearable irritation and
-morose savageness. Fights were frequent, suicide not infrequent, and
-murders not unknown. _Cafard_ reigned supreme. The punishment-cells
-were overcrowded night and day, and abortive desertions occurred with
-extraordinary frequency.
-
-The discontent and sense of wasted time, which had begun to oppress
-Rupert at Sidi-bel-Abbes, increased tenfold. To him and to the Bucking
-Bronco (who daily swore that he would desert that night, and tramp to
-Sidi-bel-Abbes to see Carmelita) John Bull proved a friend in need.
-Each afternoon, during that terrible time between eleven and three, when
-the incredible heat of the barrack-room made it impossible for any work
-to be done, and the men, by strict rule, were compelled to lie about on
-their cots, it was John Bull who found his friends something else to
-think about than their own sufferings and miseries.
-
-A faithful coadjutor was 'Erb, who, with his mouth-organ and Jew's-harp,
-probably saved the reason, or the life, of more than one man. 'Erb
-seemed to feel the heat less than bigger men, and he would sit
-cross-legged upon his mattress, evoking tuneful strains from his beloved
-instruments when far stronger men could only lie panting like distressed
-dogs. Undoubtedly the three Englishmen and the American exercised a
-restraining and beneficial influence, inasmuch as they interfered as one
-man (following the lead of John Bull, the oldest soldier in the room)
-whenever a quarrel reached the point of blows, in their presence....
-Under those conditions of life and temper a blow is commonly but the
-prelude to swift homicide.
-
-One terrible afternoon, as the Legionaries lay on their beds, almost
-naked, in that stinking oven, the suddenness of these tragedies was
-manifested. It was too hot to play _bloquette_ or _foutrou_, too hot to
-sing, too hot to smoke, too hot to do anything, and the hot bed
-positively burnt one's bare back. The Bucking Bronco lay gasping, his
-huge chest rising and falling with painful rapidity. John Bull was
-showing Rupert a wonderfully and beautifully Japanese-tattooed serpent
-which wound twice round his wrist and ran up the inner side of his white
-forearm, its head and expanded hood filling the hollow of his elbow.
-Rupert, who would have liked to copy it, was wondering how its brilliant
-colours had been achieved and had remained undimmed for over thirty-five
-years, as John Bull said was the case, it having been done at Nagasaki
-when he was a midshipman on the _Narcissus_. It was too hot even for
-'Erb to make music and he lay fanning himself with an ancient copy of
-the _Echo d'Oran_. It was too hot to sleep, save in one or two cases,
-and these men groaned, moaned and rolled their heads as they snored. It
-was too hot to quarrel--almost. But not quite. Suddenly the swift
-_zweeep_ of a bayonet being snatched from its steel scabbard hissed
-through the room, and all eyes turned to where Legionary Franz Josef
-Meyer flashed his bayonet from his sheath and, almost in the same
-movement, drove it up through the throat of the Greek, Dimitropoulos,
-and into his brain.
-
-"Take that, you scum of the Levant," he said, and then stared, wide-eyed
-and open-mouthed, at his handiwork. There had been bad blood between
-the men for some time, and for days the Austrian had accused the Greek
-of stealing a piece of his wax. Some taunt of the dead man had completed
-the work of _le cafard_....
-
-That night Meyer escaped from the cells--and his body, three days later,
-was delivered up in return for the twenty-five francs paid for a live or
-dead deserter. It would perhaps be more accurate to say that parts of
-his body were brought in--sufficient, at any rate, for identification.
-
-He had fallen into the hands of the Arabs.
-
-To give the Arabs their due, however, they saved the situation. Just
-when Legionary John Bull had begun to give up hope, and nightly to dread
-what the morrow might bring forth for his friends and himself, the Arabs
-attacked the post. The strain on the over-stretched cord was released
-and men who, in another day, would have been temporarily or permanently
-raving madmen, were saved.
-
-The attack was easily beaten off and without loss to the Legionaries,
-firing from loopholes and behind stone walls.
-
-On the morrow, a reconnaissance toward the nearest oasis discovered
-their camp and, on the next day, a tiny punitive column set forth from
-Ainargoula--the Legionaries as happy, to use Rupert's too appropriate
-simile, as sand-boys. Like everybody else, he was in the highest
-spirits. Gone was the dark shadow of _le cafard_ and the feeling that,
-unless something happened, he would become a homicidal maniac and run
-amuck.
-
-Here was the "real thing." Here was that for which he had been so long
-and so drastically trained--desert warfare. He thrilled from head to
-foot with excitement, and wondered whether the day would bring forth one
-of the famous and terrible Arab cavalry charges, and whether he would
-have his first experience of taking part in the mad and fearful joy of a
-bayonet charge. Anyhow, there was a chance of either or both.
-
-The Company marched on at its quickest, alternating five minutes of
-swift marching with five minutes of the _pas gymnastique_, the long,
-loping stride which is the "double" of the Legion.
-
-Far ahead marched a small advance-guard; behind followed a rear-guard,
-and, well out on either side, marched the flankers. Where a sandy ridge
-ran parallel with the course of the Company, the flankers advanced along
-the crest of it, that they might watch the country which lay beyond.
-This did not avail them much, for, invariably, such a ridge was
-paralleled by a similar one at no great distance. To have rendered the
-little Company absolutely secure against sudden surprise-attack on
-either flank, would have necessitated sending out the majority of the
-force for miles on either side. Rupert, ever keen and deeply interested
-in military matters, talked of this with John Bull, who agreed with him
-that, considerable as the danger of such an attack was, it could not be
-eliminated.
-
-"Anyhow," concluded he, "we generally get something like at least five
-hundred yards' margin and if the Arabs can cut us up while we have
-that--they deserve to. Still, it's tricky country I admit, with all
-these _wadis_ and folds in the ground, as well as rocks and ridges."
-
-On marched the Company, and reached an area of rolling sand-hills, and
-loose heavy sand under foot.
-
-The day grew terribly hot and the going terribly heavy. As usual, all
-pretence and semblance of smart marching had been abandoned, and the men
-marched in whatever posture, attitude or style seemed to them best....
-
-... It came with the suddenness of a thunderclap on a fine day, at a
-moment when practically everything but the miseries of marching through
-loose sand in the hottest part of one of the hottest days of the year
-had faded from the minds of the straining, labouring men.
-
-A sudden shout, followed by the firing of half a dozen shots, brought
-the column automatically to a halt and drew all eyes to the right.
-
-From a wide shallow _wadi_, or a fold in the ground, among the
-sand-hills a few hundred yards away, an avalanche of _haik_ and
-_djellab_-clad men on swift horses suddenly materialised and swept down
-like a whirlwind on the little force. Behind them, followed a far
-bigger mass of camel-riders howling "_Ul-Ul-Ullah-Akbar!_" as they came.
-Almost before the column had halted, a couple of barks from Lieutenant
-Roberte turned the Company to the right in two ranks, the front rank
-kneeling, the rear rank standing close up behind it, with bayonets fixed
-and magazines charged... Having fired their warning shots, the flankers
-were running for their lives to join the main body. The Company watched
-and waited in grave silence. It was Lieutenant Roberte's intention
-that, when the Arabs broke and fled before the Company's withering blast
-of lead, they should leave the maximum number of "souvenirs" behind
-them. His was the courage and nerve that is tempered and enhanced by
-imperturbable coolness. He would let the charging foe gallop to the
-very margin of safety for his Legionaries. To turn them back at fifty
-yards would be much more profitable than to do it at five hundred.
-
-Trembling with excitement and the thrilling desire for violent action,
-Rupert knelt between John Bull and the Bucking Bronco, scarcely able to
-await the orders to fire and charge. Before any order came he saw a
-sight that for a moment sickened and shook him, a sight which remained
-before his eyes for many days. Corporal Auguste Gilles, who was
-commanding the flankers, either too weary or too ill to continue his
-sprint for comparative safety, turned and faced the thundering rush of
-the oncoming Arab _harka_, close behind him. Kneeling by a prickly pear
-or cactus bush he threw up his rifle and emptied his magazine into the
-swiftly rushing ranks that were almost upon him. As he fired his last
-shot, an Arab, riding ahead of the rest, lowered his lance and, with a
-cry of "_Kelb ibn kelb_,"[#] bent over towards him. Springing to his
-feet the Corporal gamely charged with his bayonet. There can be only
-one end to such a combat when the horseman knows his weapon. The
-Corporal was sent flying into the cactus, impaled upon the Arab's lance,
-and, as it was withdrawn as the horseman swept by, the horrified Rupert
-saw his comrade stagger to his feet and totter forward--tethered to the
-cactus by his own entrails. Happily, a second later, the sweep of an
-Arab _flissa_ almost severed his head from his shoulders....
-
-
-[#] Dog--and son of a dog.
-
-
-The Company stood firm and silent as a rock, the shining bayonets still
-and level. Just as it seemed to Rupert that it must be swept away and
-every man share the fate of that mangled lump of clay in front (for
-there is no more nerve-shaking spectacle than cavalry charging down upon
-you like a living avalanche or flood) one word rang out from Lieutenant
-Roberte.
-
-When the crashing rattle (like mingled, tearing thunder and the wild
-hammer of hail upon a corrugated iron roof), ceased as magazines were
-emptied almost simultaneously, the Arabs were in flight at top speed,
-leaving two-thirds of their number on the plain; and upon the fleeing
-_harka_ the Company made very pretty shooting--for the Legion shoots as
-well as it marches.
-
-When the "Cease Fire" whistle had blown, Rupert remarked to John Bull--
-
-"No chance for a bayonet charge, then?" to which the old soldier
-replied--
-
-"No, my son, that is a pleasure to which the Arab does not treat us,
-unless we surprise his sleeping _douar_ at dawn...."
-
-The Arabs having disappeared beyond the horizon, the Company camped and
-bivouacked on the battlefield, resuming its march at midnight. As
-Lieutenant Roberte feared and expected, the oasis which was surrounded
-and attacked at dawn, was found to be empty.
-
-The Company marched back to Ainargoula and, a few days later, returned
-to Sidi-bel-Abbes.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VII
-
- THE SHEEP IN WOLF'S CLOTHING
-
-
-Legionnaire John Bull sat on the edge of his cot at the hour of
-_astiquage_. Though his body was in the _chambree_ of the Seventh
-Company, his mind, as usual, was in England, and his thoughts, as usual,
-played around the woman whom he knew as Marguerite, and the world as
-Lady Huntingten.
-
-What _could_ he do next year when his third and last period of Legion
-service expired? Where could he possibly hide in such inviolable
-anonymity that there was no possible chance of any rumour arising that
-the dead Sir Montague Merline was in the land of the living? ... How had
-it happened that he had survived the wounds and disease that he had
-suffered in Tonkin, Madagascar, Dahomey, and the Sahara--the stake-trap
-pit into which he had fallen at Nha-Nam--the bullet in his neck from the
-Malagasy rifle--the hack from the _coupe-coupe_ which had split his
-collar-bone in that ghastly West African jungle--the lance-thrust that
-had torn his arm from elbow to shoulder at Elsefra?
-
-It was an absolute and undeniable fact that the man who desired to die
-in battle could never do it; while he who had everything to live for,
-was among the first to fall. If they went South again to-morrow and
-were cut up in a sudden Arab _razzia_, he would be the sole survivor.
-But if a letter arrived on the previous day, stating that Lord
-Huntingten was dead leaving no children, and that Lady Huntingten had
-just heard of his survival and longed for his return--would he survive
-that fight? Most certainly not.
-
-What to do at the end of the fifteenth year of his service? His face
-had been far too well known among the class of people who passed through
-Marseilles to India and elsewhere--who winter on the Riviera, who golf
-at Biarritz, who recuperate at Vichy or Aix, who go to Paris in the
-Spring; and who, in short, are to be found in various parts of France at
-various times of the year--for him to dream of using the Legion's free
-pass to any part of France. The risk might be infinitesimal, but it
-existed, and he would run no risk of ruining Marguerite's life, after
-more than twenty-five years.
-
-She must be over forty-five now.... Had time dealt kindly with her?
-Was she as beautiful as ever? Sure to be. Marguerite was of the type
-that would ripen, mature, and improve until well on into middle life.
-Who was the eminent man who said that a woman was not interesting until
-she was forty?...
-
-What would he not give for a sight of Marguerite? It would be easy
-enough, next year. Only next year--and it was a thousand to one, a
-million to one, against anyone recognising him if he were well disguised
-and thoroughly careful. Just one sight of Marguerite--after more than
-twenty-five years! Had he not made sacrifices enough? Might he not
-take _that_ much reward for half a lifetime of life in death--a lifetime
-which his body dragged wretchedly and wearily along among the dregs of
-the earth, while his mind haunted the home of his wife, a home in which
-another man was lord and master. Was it much to ask--one glimpse of his
-wife after twenty-seven years of renunciation?
-
-"Miserable, selfish cur!" he murmured aloud as he melted a piece of wax
-in the flame of a match. "You would risk the happiness of your wife,
-your old friend, and their children--all absolutely innocent of
-wrong--for the sake of a minute's self-indulgence.... Be ashamed of
-yourself, you whining weakling...."
-
-It had become a habit of Legionnaire John Bull to talk to himself aloud,
-when alone--a habit he endeavoured to check as he had recently, on more
-than one occasion, found himself talking aloud in the company of others.
-
-Having finished the polishing of his leather-work, he took his Lebel
-rifle from the rack and commenced to clean it. As he threw open the
-chamber, he paused, the bolt in his right hand, the rifle balanced in
-his left. Someone was running with great speed along the corridor
-toward the room. What was up? Was it a case of _Faites le sac_? Would
-the head of an excited and delighted Legionary be thrust in at the door
-with a yell of--"_Aux armes! Faites le sac_"?
-
-The door burst open and in rushed Mikhail Kyrilovitch, bare-headed,
-coatless, with staring eyes and blanched cheeks.
-
-"Save me, save me, Monsieur," he shrieked, rushing towards the old
-Legionary. "Save me--_I am a woman_...."
-
-"Good God!" ejaculated Legionary John Bull, involuntarily glancing from
-the face to the flat chest of the speaker.
-
-"I am a girl," sobbed the _soi-disant_ Mikhail.... "I am a girl.... And
-that loathsome beast Luigi Rivoli has found me out.... He's coming....
-He chased me.... What shall I do? What _shall_ I do? Poor Feodor...."
-
-As Legionnaire Luigi Rivoli entered the room, panting slightly with his
-unwonted exertions, the girl crouched behind John Bull, her face in her
-hands, her body shaken by deep sobs. It had all happened so quickly
-that John Bull found himself standing with his gun balanced, still in
-the attitude into which he had frozen on hearing the running feet
-without.
-
-So it had come, had it--and he was to try conclusions with Luigi Rivoli
-at last? Well, it should be no inconclusive rough-and-tumble. Perhaps
-this was the solution of his problem, and might settle, once and for
-all, the question of his future?
-
-"Ho-ho! Ho-ho!" roared the Neapolitan, "she's your girl, is she, you
-_aristocratico Inglese_? Ho-ho! You are _faisant Suisse_ are you?
-Ho-ho! Your own private girl in the very _chambree_! Corpo di Bacco!
-You shall learn the penalty for breaking the Legion's first law of
-share-and-share-alike. Get out of my way, _cane Inglese_."
-
-John Bull closed the breech of his rifle, and pointed the weapon at
-Rivoli's broad breast.
-
-"Stand back," he said quietly. "Stand back, you foul-mouthed scum of
-Naples, or I'll blow your dirty little soul out of your greasy carcase."
-He raised his voice slightly. "Stand back, you dog, do you hear?" he
-added, advancing slightly towards his opponent.
-
-Luigi Rivoli gave ground. The rifle might be loaded. You never knew
-with these cursed, quiet Northerners, with their cold, pale eyes....
-The rifle might be loaded.... Rivoli was well aware that every
-Legionary makes it his business to steal a cartridge sooner or later,
-and keeps it by him for emergencies, be they of suicide, murder,
-self-defence, or desertion.... The Englishman had been standing in the
-attitude of one who loads a rifle at the moment of his entrance.
-Perhaps his girl had told him of the discovery and assault, and he had
-been loading the rifle to avenge her.
-
-"Listen to me, Luigi Rivoli," said John Bull, still holding the rifle
-within a foot of the Italian's breast. "Listen, and I'll tell you what
-you are. Then I will tell the Section what you are, when they come
-in.... Then I will tell the whole Company.... Then I will stand on a
-table in the Canteen and shout it, night after night.... This is what
-you are. You are a coward. A _coward_, d'you hear?--a miserable,
-shrinking, frightened coward, who dare not fight...."
-
-"Fight! _Iddio_! _Fight_! Put down that rifle and I'll tear you limb
-from limb. Come down into the square and I will break your back. Come
-down now--and fight for the girl."
-
-"... A trembling, frightened coward who dare not fight, and who calls
-punching, and hugging and kicking 'fighting.' I challenge you to fight,
-Luigi Rivoli, with rifles--at one hundred yards and no cover; or with
-revolvers, at ten paces; or with swords of any sort or kind--if it's
-only sword-bayonets. Will you fight, or will you be known as _Rivoli the
-Coward_ throughout both Battalions of the Legion?"
-
-Rivoli half-crouched for a spring, and straightway the rifle sprang to
-the Englishman's shoulder, as his eyes blazed and his fingers fell round
-the trigger. Rivoli recoiled.
-
-"I don't want to shoot you, unarmed, Coward," he said quietly. "I am
-going to shoot you, or stab you, or slash you, in fair fight--or else
-you shall kneel and be christened _Rivoli the Coward_ on the barrack
-square.... I've had enough of you, and so has everybody--unless it's
-your gang of pimps.... Now go. Go on--get out.... Go on--before I
-lose patience. Clear out--and make up your mind whether you will fight
-or be christened."
-
-"Oh, I'll fight you--you mangy old cur. You are brave enough with a
-loaded rifle, eh? Mother of Christ! I'll send you where the birds
-won't trouble you.... Shoot me in the back as I go, Brave Man with a
-Gun"--and Luigi Rivoli departed, in a state of horrid doubt and
-perturbation.... This cursed Englishman meant what he said....
-
-Legionary John Bull lowered his rifle with a laugh, and became aware of
-the fact that the Russian girl was hugging his leg in a way which would
-have effectually hampered him in the event of a struggle, and which made
-him feel supremely ridiculous.
-
-"Get up, _petite_," he said bending over her, as she lay moaning and
-weeping. "It's all right--he's gone. He won't trouble you again, for I
-am going to kill him. Come and lie on your bed and tell me all about
-it.... We must make up our minds as to what will be the best thing to
-do.... Rivoli will tell everybody."
-
-He helped the girl to her feet, partly led and partly carried her to her
-bed, and laid her on it.
-
-Holding his lean brown hand between her little ones, in a voice broken
-and choked with sobs, she told him something of her story--a sad little
-story all too common.
-
-The listener gathered that the two were children of a prominent
-revolutionary who had disappeared into Siberia, after what they
-considered a travesty of a trial. They had been students at the
-University of Moscow, and had followed in their father's political
-footsteps from the age of sixteen. Their youth and inexperience, their
-fanatical enthusiasm, and their unselfish courage, had, in a few years,
-brought them to a point at which they must choose between death or the
-horrors of prison and Siberia on the one hand, and immediate flight, and
-most complete and utter evanishment on the other. When his beloved twin
-sister had been chosen by the Society as an "instrument," Feodor's heart
-had failed him. He had disobeyed the orders of the Central Committee;
-he had coerced the girl; he had made disclosures.
-
-They had escaped to Paris. Before long it had been a question as to
-whether they were in more imminent and terrible danger from the secret
-agents of the Russian police or from those of the Nihilists. The sight
-of the notice, "_Bureau de recruitment. Engagements volontaires_," over
-the door of a dirty little house in the Rue St. Dominique had suggested
-the Legion Etrangere, and a possible means of escape and five years'
-safety.
-
-But the Medical Examination? ...
-
-Accompanied by a fellow-fugitive who was on his way to America, Feodor
-had gone to the Bureau and they had enlisted, passed the doctor, and
-received railway-passes to Marseilles, made out in the names of Feodor
-and Mikhail Kyrilovitch; sustenance money; and orders to proceed by the
-night train from the Gare de Lyons and report at Fort St. Jean in the
-morning, if not met at the station by a Sergeant of the Legion. Their
-compatriot had handed his travelling warrant to the girl (dressed in a
-suit of Feodor's) ind had seen the twins off at the Gare de Lyons with
-his blessing....
-
-Monsieur Jean Boule knew the rest, and but for this hateful, bestial
-Luigi Rivoli, all might have been well, for she was very strong, and had
-meant to be very brave. Now, what should she do; what _should_ she do?
-... And what would poor Feodor say when he came in from corvee and found
-that she had let herself get caught like this at last? ... What could
-they do?
-
-And indeed, Sir Montague Merline did not know what a lady could do when
-discovered in a _chambree_ of a _caserne_ of the French Foreign Legion
-in Sidi-bel-Abbes. He did not know in the least. There was first the
-attitude of the authorities to consider, and then that of the men.
-Would a Court Martial hold that, having behaved as a man, she should be
-treated as one, and kept to her bargain, or sent to join the Zephyrs?
-Would they imprison her for fraud? Would they repatriate her? Would
-they communicate with the Russian police? Or would they just fling her
-out of the barrack-gate and let her go? There was probably no
-precedent, whatever, to go upon.
-
-And supposing the matter were hushed up in the _chambree_, and the
-authorities never knew--would life be livable for the girl? Could he,
-and Rupert, the Bucking Bronco, Herbert Higgins, Feodor, and perhaps one
-or two of the more decent foreigners, such as Hans Djoolte, and old
-Tant-de-Soif, ensure her a decent life, free from molestation and
-annoyance? No, it couldn't be done. Life would be rendered utterly
-impossible for her by gross animals of the type of Rivoli, Malvin, the
-_Apache_, Hirsch, Bauer, Borges, and the rest of Rivoli's sycophants.
-It was sufficiently ghastly, and almost unthinkable, to imagine a woman
-in that sink when nobody dreamed she was anything but what she seemed.
-How could one contemplate a woman, who was _known_ to be a woman, living
-her life, waking and sleeping, in such a situation? The more devotedly
-her bodyguard shielded and protected her, the more venomously determined
-would the others be to annoy, insult and injure her in a thousand
-different ways. It would be insupportable, impossible.... But of
-course it could not be kept from the authorities for a week. What was
-to be done?
-
-As he did his utmost to soothe the weeping girl, clumsily patting her
-back, stroking her hands, and murmuring words of comfort and promises of
-protection, Merline longed for the arrival of Rupert. He wanted to take
-counsel with another English gentleman as to the best thing to be done
-for this unfortunate woman. He dared not leave her weeping there alone.
-Anybody might enter at any moment. Rivoli might return with the choicest
-scoundrels of his gang.... Why did not the Bucking Bronco turn up?
-When he and Rupert arrived there would be an accession of brawn and of
-brains that would be truly welcome.
-
-Curiously enough, Sir Montague Merline's insular Englishness had
-survived fourteen years of life in a cosmopolitan society, speaking a
-foreign tongue in a foreign land, with such indestructible sturdiness
-that it was upon the Anglo-Saxon party that he mentally relied in this
-strait. He had absolutely forgotten that it was the girl's own brother
-who was her natural protector, and upon whom lay the onus of discovering
-the solution of this insoluble problem and extricating the girl from her
-terrible position.
-
-What could he do? It was all very well to say that the three Englishmen
-and the American would protect her, that night, by forming a
-sentry-group and watching in turn--but how long could that go on? It
-would be all over the barracks to-morrow, and known to the authorities a
-few hours later. Oh, if he could only do her up in a parcel and post
-her to Marguerite with just a line, "_Please take care of this poor
-girl.--Monty._" Marguerite would keep her safe enough.... But thinking
-nonsense wasn't helping. He would load his rifle in earnest, and settle
-scores with Luigi Rivoli, once and for all, if he returned with a gang
-to back him. Incidentally, that would settle his own fate, for it would
-mean a Court Martial at Oran followed by a firing-party, or penal
-servitude in the Zephyrs, and, at his age, that would only be a slower
-death.
-
-All very well for him and Rivoli, but what of the girl? ... What ghastly
-danger it must have been that drove them to such a dreadful expedient.
-Truly the Legion was a net for queer fish. Poor, plucky little soul,
-what could he do for her?
-
-Never since he wore the two stars[#] of a British Captain had he longed,
-as he did at that moment, for power and authority. If only he were a
-Captain again, Captain of the Seventh Company, the girl should go
-straight to his wife, or some other woman. Suddenly he rose to his
-feet, his face illuminated by the brilliance of the idea which had
-suddenly entered his mind.
-
-
-[#] Since increased to three, of course.
-
-
-"_Carmelita!_" he almost shouted to the empty room. He bent over the
-crying girl again, and shook her gently by the shoulder.
-
-"I have it, little one," he said. "Thank God! Yes--it's a chance. I
-believe I have a plan. Carmelita! Let's get out of this at once,
-straight to the Cafe de la Legion. Carmelita has a heart of gold...."
-
-The girl half sat up. "She may be a kind girl--but she's Luigi Rivoli's
-mistress," she said. "She would do anything he ordered."
-
-"Carmelita considers herself Rivoli's wife," replied the Englishman,
-"and so she would be, if he were not the biggest blackguard unhung.
-Very well, he can hardly go to the woman who is practically his wife and
-say, 'Hand over the woman you are hiding.'"
-
-"When a woman loves a man she obeys him," said the girl, and added with
-innocent naivete, "And I will obey you, Monsieur Jean Boule.... Anyhow,
-it is a hope--in a position which is hopeless."
-
-"Get into walking-out kit quickly," urged the old soldier, "and see the
-Sergeant of the Guard has no excuse for turning you back. The sooner
-we're away the better.... I wish Rupert and the Bronco would roll
-up.... If you can get to Carmelita's unseen, and change back into a
-girl, you could either hide with Carmelita for a time, or simply desert
-in feminine apparel."
-
-"And Feodor?" asked the Russian. "Will they shoot him? I can't
-leave..."
-
-"Bother Feodor," was the quick reply. "One soldier is not responsible
-because another deserts. Let's get you safe to Carmelita's, and then
-I'll find Feodor and tell him all about it."
-
-Hiram Cyrus Milton, entering the room bare-footed and without noise, was
-not a little surprised to behold a young soldier fling his arms about
-the neck of the eminently staid and respectable Legionary John Bull,
-with a cry of--
-
-"Oh, may God reward you, kind good Monsieur."
-
-"Strike me blue and balmy," ejaculated the Bucking Bronco. "Ain't these
-gosh-dinged furriners a bunch o' boobs? Say, John, air yew his
-long-lost che-ild? It's a cinch. Where's that dod-gasted boy 'Erb fer
-slow music on the jewzarp? ... Or is the lalapaloozer only a-smellin'
-the roses on yure damask cheek?"
-
-"Change quickly, _petite_," said John Bull to the girl as he pushed her
-from him, and turned to the American.
-
-"Come here, Buck," said he, taking the big man's arm and leading him to
-the window.
-
-"Don't say as haow yure sins hev' come home to roost, John? Did yew
-reckernise the puling infant by the di'mond coronite on the locket, or
-by the strawberry-mark in the middle of its back? Or was his name wrote
-on the tail of his little shirt? Put me next to it, John. Make me wise
-to the secret mystery of this 'ere drarmer."
-
-The Bucking Bronco was getting more than a little jealous.
-
-"I will, if you will give me a chance," replied John Bull curtly.
-"Buck, that boy's a girl. Rivoli has found her out and acted as you
-might expect. I suppose he spotted her in the wash-house or somewhere.
-She rushed to me for protection, and the game's up. I am going to take
-her to Carmelita."
-
-The big American stared at his friend with open mouth.
-
-"Yew git me jingled, John," he said slowly. "Thet little looker a
-_gal_? Is this a story made out of whole cloth,[#] John?"
-
-
-[#] Untrue.
-
-
-"Get hold of it, Buck, quickly," was the reply. "The two Russians are
-political refugees. Their number was up, in Russia, and they bolted to
-Paris. Same in Paris--and they made a dash for here. Out of the
-frying-pan into the fire. This one's a girl. Luigi Rivoli knows, and it
-will be all over the barracks before to-night. She rushed straight to
-me, and I am going to see her through. If you can think of anything
-better than taking her to Carmelita, say so."
-
-"I'll swipe the head off'n Mister Lousy Loojey Rivoli," growled the
-American. "God smite me ef I don't. Thet's torn it, thet has.... The
-damned yaller-dog Dago.... Thet puts the lid on Mister Loojey Rivoli,
-thet does."
-
-"_I'm_ going to deal with Rivoli, Buck," said John Bull.
-
-"He'd crush yew with a b'ar's hug, sonny; he'd bust in yure ribs, an'
-break yure back, an' then chuck yew down and dance on yew."
-
-"He won't get the chance, Buck; it's not going to be a gutter-scrap.
-When he chased the girl in here I challenged him to fight with bullet or
-steel, and told him I'd brand him all over the shop till he was known as
-'Rivoli the Coward,' or fought a fair and square duel.... Let's get the
-girl out of this, and then we'll put Master Luigi Rivoli in his place
-once and for all."
-
-"Shake!" said the Bucking Bronco, extending a huge hand.
-
-"Seen Rupert lately?" asked the Englishman.
-
-"Yep," replied the other. "He's a-settin' on end a-rubberin' at his
-pants in the lavabo."
-
-"Good! Go and fetch him quick, Buck."
-
-The American sped from the room without glancing at the girl, returning
-a minute or two later with Rupert. The two men hurried to their
-respective cots and swiftly changed from fatigue-dress into blue and
-red.
-
-"If Carmelita turns us down, let's all three desert and take the girl
-with us," said Rupert to John Bull. "I have plenty of money to buy
-mufti, disguises, and railway tickets. She would go as a woman of
-course. We could be a party of tourists. Yes, that's it, English
-tourists. Old Mendoza would fit us out--at a price."
-
-"Thanks," was the reply. "We'll get her out somehow.... She'd stand a
-far better chance alone though, probably. If suspicion fell on one of
-us they'd arrest the lot."
-
-"Say," put in the American. "Ef she can do the boy stunt, I reckon as
-haow her brother oughter be able ter do the gal stunt ekally well. Ef
-Carmelita takes her in, and fits her out with two of everything, her
-brother could skedaddle and jine her, and put on the remainder of the
-two-of-everything; then they ups and goes on pump as the Twin Sisters
-Golightly, a-tourin' of the Crowned Heads of Yurrup, otherwise, as The
-Twin Roosian Bally-Gals Skiporfski...."
-
-"Smart idea," agreed Rupert. "I hope Carmelita takes her in. What the
-devil shall we do with her if she won't? She can't very well spend the
-night here after Luigi has put it about.... And what's her position
-with regard to the authorities? Is it a case of Court Martial or toss
-for her in the Officers' Mess, or what?"
-
-"Don't know, I'm sure. Haven't the faintest idea," replied John Bull.
-"If only Carmelita turns up trumps...."
-
-"Seenyoreena Carmelita is the whitest little woman as ever lived,"
-growled the American. "She's a blowed-in-the-glass heart-o'-gold. Yew
-can put yure shirt on Carmelita.... Yew know what I mean--yure bottom
-dollar.... Ef it wasn't fer that filthy Eye-talian sarpint, she'd jump
-at the chance of giving this Roosian gal her last crust.... I don't
-care John whether you shoot him up or nit. I'm gwine ter slug him till
-Hell pops. Let him fight his dirtiest an' damnedest--I'll see him and
-raise him every time, the double-dealin' gorilla...."
-
-"I am ready, Monsieur," said the girl Olga to John Bull. "But I do not
-want you, Monsieur, nor these other gentlemen, to make trouble for
-yourselves on my account.... I have brought this on myself, and there
-is no reason why you..."
-
-"Oh, shucks! Come on, little gal," broke in the Bucking Bronco. "We'll
-see yew through. We ain't Loojeys...."
-
-"Of course, we will. We shall be only too delighted," agreed Rupert.
-"Don't you worry."
-
-"Pull yourself together and swagger all you can," advised John Bull.
-"It might ruin everything if the Sergeant of the Guard took it into his
-head to turn you back. I wonder if we had better go through in a gang,
-or let you go first? If we are all together there is less likelihood of
-excessive scrutiny of any one of us, but on the other hand it may be
-remembered that you were last seen with us three, and that might hamper
-our future usefulness.... Just as well Feodor isn't here.... Tell you
-what, you and I will go out together, and I'll use my wits to divert
-attention from you if we are stopped. The others can come a few minutes
-later, or as soon as someone else has passed."
-
-"That's it," agreed Rupert; "come on."
-
-With beating hearts, the old soldier and the young girl approached the
-little side door by the huge barrack-gates. Close by it stood the
-Sergeant of the Guard. Their anxiety increased as they realised that it
-was none other than Sergeant Legros, one of the most officious,
-domineering and brutal of the Legion's N.C.O.'s. Luck was against them.
-He would take a positive delight in standing by that door the whole
-evening and in turning back every single man whose appearance gave him
-the slightest opportunity for fault-finding, as well as a good many
-whose appearance did not.
-
-As they drew near and saluted smartly, the little piggish eyes of
-Sergeant Legros took in every detail of their uniform. The girl felt
-the blood draining from her cheeks. What if they had made a mistake?
-What if red trousers and blue tunic should be wrong, and the _ordre du
-jour_ should be white trousers and blue tunic or capote? What if she
-had a button undone or her bayonet on the wrong side? What if Sergeant
-Legros should see, or imagine a speck upon her tunic? ... Had she been
-under his evil gaze for hours? Was the side of the Guard House miles in
-length? ... Thank God, they were through the gate and free. Free for
-the moment, and if the good God were merciful she was free for ever from
-the horrors and fears of that terrible place. Could anything worse
-befall her? Yes, there were worse places for a girl than a barrack-room
-of the French Foreign Legion. There was a Russian prison--there was the
-dark prison-van and warder--there was the journey to Siberia--there was
-Siberia itself. Yes, there were worse places than that she had just
-left--until her secret was discovered. A thousand times worse. And she
-thought of her friend, that poor girl who had been less fortunate than
-she. Poor, poor Marie! Would she herself be sent back to Russia to
-share Marie's fate, if these brave Englishmen and Carmelita failed to
-save her? What would become of Feodor? ... Did this noble Englishman,
-with the gentle face, love this girl Carmelita? ... Might not
-Carmelita's house be a very trap if the loathsome Italian brute owned
-its owner?...
-
-"Let's stroll slowly now, my dear," said John Bull, "and let the others
-overtake us. The more the merrier, if we should run into Rivoli and his
-gang, or if he is already at Carmelita's. I don't think he will be. I
-fancy he puts in the first part of his evening with Madame la
-Cantiniere, and goes down to Carmelita's later for his dinner.... If he
-should be there I don't quite see what line he can take in front of
-Carmelita. He could hardly molest you in front of the woman whom he
-pretends he is going to marry, and I don't see on what grounds he could
-raise any objection to her befriending you.... It's a deuced awkward
-position--for the fact that I intend to kill Rivoli, if I can, hardly
-gives me a claim on Carmelita. She loves the very ground the brute
-treads on, you know, and it would take me, or anybody else, a precious
-long time to persuade her that the man who rid the world of Luigi Rivoli
-would be her very best friend.... He's the most noxious and poisonous
-reptile I have ever come across, and I believe she is one of the best of
-good little women.... It is a hole we're in. We've got to see
-Carmelita swindled and then jilted and broken-hearted; or we've got to
-bring the blackest grief upon her by saving her from Rivoli."
-
-"Do _you_ love her too, Monsieur?" asked Olga.
-
-"Good Heavens, no!" laughed the Englishman. "But I have a very great
-liking and regard for her, and so has my friend Rupert. It is poor old
-Buck who loves her, and I am really sorry for him. It's bad enough to
-love a woman and be unable to win her, but it must be awful to see her
-in the power of a man whom you know to be an utter blackguard.... Queer
-thing, Life.... I suppose there is some purpose in it.... Here they
-come," he added, looking round.
-
-"Who's gwine ter intervoo Carmelita, and put her wise to the
-sitooation?" asked the Bucking Bronco as he and Rupert joined the
-others. "Guess yew'd better, John. Yew know more Eye-talian and French
-than we do, an', what's more, Carmelita wouldn't think there was any
-'_harry-air ponsey_'--or is it '_double-intender_'--ef the young woman
-is interdooced, as sich, by yew."
-
-"All right," replied John Bull. "I'll do my best--and we must all weigh
-in with our entreaties if I fail."
-
-"Yew'll do it, John. I puts my shirt on Carmelita every time...."
-
-Le Cafe de la Legion was swept and garnished, and Carmelita sat in her
-_sedia pieghevole_[#] behind her bar, awaiting her evening guests.
-
-
-[#] Deck-chair.
-
-
-It was a sadder-looking, thinner, somewhat older-looking Carmelita than
-she who had welcomed Rupert and his fellow _bleus_ on the occasion of
-their first visit to her _cafe_. Carmelita's little doubt had grown,
-and worry was bordering upon anxiety--for Luigi Rivoli was Carmelita's
-life, and Carmelita was not only a woman, but an Italian woman, and a
-Neapolitan at that. Far better than life she loved Luigi Rivoli, and
-only next to him did she love her own self-respect and virtue. As has
-been said before, Carmelita considered herself a married woman. Partly
-owing to her equivocal position, partly to an innate purity of mind,
-Carmelita had a present passion for "respectability" such as had never
-troubled her before.
-
-And Luigi was causing her grief and anxiety, doubt and care, and fear.
-For long she had fought it off, and had stoutly refused to confess it
-even to herself, but day by day and night by night, the persistent
-attack had worn down her defences of Hope and Faith until at length she
-stood face to face with the relentless and insidious assailant and
-recognised it for what it was--Fear. It had come to that, and Carmelita
-now frankly admitted to herself that she had fears for the faith,
-honesty and love of the man whom she regarded as her husband and knew to
-be the father of the so hoped-for _bambino_....
-
-Could it be possible that the man for whom she had lived, and for whom
-she would at any time have died, her own Luigi, who, but for her, would
-be in a Marseilles graveyard, her own husband--was laying siege to fat
-and ugly Madame la Cantiniere, because her business was a more
-profitable one than Carmelita's? It could not be. Men were not devils.
-Men did not repay women like that. Not even ordinary men, far less her
-Luigi. Of course not--and besides, there was the Great Secret.
-
-For the thousandth time Carmelita found reassurance, comfort and cheer
-in the thought of the Great Secret, and its inevitable effect upon Luigi
-when he knew it. What would he say when he realised that there might be
-another Luigi Rivoli, for, of course, it would be a boy--a boy who would
-grow up another giant among men, another Samson, another Hercules,
-another winner of a World's Championship.
-
-What would he do in the transports of his joy? How his face would shine!
-How heartily he would agree with her when she pointed out that it would
-be as well for them to marry now before the _bambino_ came. No more
-procrastination now. What a wedding it should be, and what a feast they
-would give the brave _soldati_! Il Signor Jean Boule should have the
-seat of honour, and the Signor Americano should come, and Signor Rupert,
-and Signor 'Erbiggin, and the poor Grasshopper, and the two Russi (ah!
-what of that Russian girl, what would be her fate? It was wonderful how
-she kept up the deception. Poor, poor little soul, what a life--the
-constant fear, the watchfulness and anxiety. Fancy eating and drinking,
-walking, talking and working, dressing and undressing, waking and
-sleeping among those men--some of them such dreadful men). Yes, it
-should be a wedding to remember, without stint of food or drink--_un
-pranzo di tre portate_ with _i maccheroni_ and _la frittate d'uova_ and
-the best of _couscous_, and there should be _vino Italiano_--they would
-welcome a change from the eternal _vino Algerino_....
-
-Four Legionaries entered, and Carmelita rose with a smile to greet them.
-There was no one she would sooner see than Il Signor Jean Boule and his
-friends--since it was not Luigi who entered.
-
-"_Che cosa posso offrirve?_" she asked. (Although Carmelita spoke
-Legion French fluently one noticed that she always welcomed one in
-Italian, and always counted in that language.)
-
-"I want a quiet talk with you, carissima Carmelita," said John Bull.
-"We are in great trouble, and we want your help."
-
-"I am glad," replied Carmelita. "Not glad that you are in trouble, but
-glad you have come to me."
-
-"It is about Mikhail Kyrilovitch," said the Englishman.
-
-"I thought it was," said Carmelita.
-
-"Don't think me mad, Carmelita," continued John Bull, "but listen.
-Mikhail Kyrilovitch is a _girl_."
-
-"Don't think me mad, Signor Jean Boule," mimicked Carmelita, "but
-listen. I have known Mikhail Kyrilovitch was a girl from the first
-evening that she came here."
-
-The Englishman's blue eyes opened widely in surprise, as he stared at
-the girl. "How?" he asked.
-
-"Oh, in a dozen ways," laughed Carmelita. "Hands, voice, manner. I
-stroked her cheek, it was as soft as my own, while her twin brother's
-was like sand-paper. When she went to catch a biscuit she made a 'lap,'
-as one does who wears a skirt, instead of bringing her knees together as
-a man does.... And what can I do for Mademoiselle Mikhail?"
-
-"You can save her, Carmelita, from I don't know what dangers and
-horrors. She has been found out, and what her fate would be at the
-tender mercies of the authorities on the one hand, and of the men on the
-other, one does not like to think. The very least that could happen to
-her is to be turned into the streets of Sidi-bel-Abbes."
-
-"Do the officers know yet?" asked Carmelita. "Who does know? Who found
-her out?"
-
-"Luigi Rivoli found her out," replied John Bull.
-
-"And sent her to me?" asked Carmelita. "I am glad he..."
-
-"He did not send her to you," interrupted the Englishman gravely.
-
-"What did he do?" asked Carmelita quickly.
-
-"I will tell you what he did, Carmelita, as kindly as I can.... He
-forgot he was a soldier, Carmelita; he forgot he was an honest man; he
-forgot he was your--er--_fidanzato_, your _sposo_, Carmelita...."
-
-Carmelita went very white.
-
-"Tell me, Signor," she said quickly. "Did you have to protect this
-Russian wretch from Luigi?"
-
-"I did," was the reply. "Why do you speak contemptuously of the girl?
-She is as innocent as--as innocent as you are, Carmelita."
-
-"I hate her," hissed Carmelita.... "Did Luigi kiss her? What happened?
-Did he...?"
-
-The Englishman put his hand over Carmelita's little clenched fist as it
-lay on the bar.
-
-"Listen, little one," he said. "You are one of the best, kindest and
-bravest women I have known. I am certain you are going to be worthy of
-yourself now. So is Rupert, so is Monsieur Bronco. He has been blaming
-us bitterly when we have even for a moment wondered whether you would
-save this girl. He is worth a thousand Rivolis, and loves you a thousand
-times better than Rivoli ever could. Don't disappoint him and us,
-Carmelita. Don't disappoint us _in yourself_, I mean.... What has the
-girl done that you should hate her?"
-
-"Did Luigi kiss her?" again asked Carmelita.
-
-"He did not," was the reply. "He behaved..."
-
-"And he could not, of course, while she was with me, could he?" said
-Carmelita.
-
-"Exactly," smiled the Englishman. "Take her in now, little woman, and
-lend her some clothes until we can get some things bought or made for
-her."
-
-"Clothes cost francs, Signor Jean," was the practical reply of the girl,
-who had grown up in a hard school. "I can give her food and shelter, and
-I can lend her my things, but I have no francs for clothes."
-
-"Rupert will find whatever is necessary for her clothes and board and
-lodging, and for her ticket too. She shan't be with you long, cara
-Carmelita, nor in Sidi-bel-Abbes."
-
-Carmelita passed from behind the bar and went over to the table at which
-sat Rupert, the American, and the girl Olga. Putting her arm around the
-neck of the last, Carmelita kissed her on the cheek.
-
-"Come, little one," she said. "Come to my bed and sleep. You shall be
-as safe as if in the Chapel of the Mother of God," and, as the girl
-burst into tears, led her away.
-
-John Bull joined his friends as the two women disappeared through the
-door leading to Carmelita's room.
-
-"Well, thank God for that," he said as he sat down, and wiped his
-forehead. "What's the next step?"
-
-"Find the other little Roosian guy, an' put him wise to what's happened
-to sissy, I guess," replied the American.
-
-"Yes," agreed Rupert. "It's up to him to carry on now, with any sort or
-kind of help that we can give him.... Where did he go after parade, I
-wonder?"
-
-"The gal got copped for a wheel-barrer corvee--they was goin' scavengin'
-round the officers' houses and gardens I think--an' he took her
-place.... He'd be back by dark an' start washin' hisself," opined the
-American.
-
-"Better get back at once then," said John Bull.
-
-"I feel a most awful cad," he added.
-
-"What on earth for?" asked Rupert.
-
-"About Carmelita," was the reply. "I've got her help under false
-pretences. If I had told her that I was going to fight a serious duel
-with her precious Luigi, she'd never have taken that girl in. If I
-don't fight him now, he'll make my life utterly unlivable.... I wish to
-God Carmelita could be brought to see him as he is and to understand
-that the moment the Canteen will have him, he is done with the Cafe....
-I wish Madame la Cantiniere would take him and settle the matter. Since
-it has got to come, the sooner the better. I should really enjoy my
-fight with him if he had turned Carmelita down, and she regarded me as
-her avenger instead of as the destroyer of her happiness."
-
-"One wouldn't worry about Madame la Cantiniere's feelings if one
-destroyed her young man or her latest husband, I suppose?" queried
-Rupert with a smile.
-
-"Nope," replied the American. "Nit. Not a damn. Nary a worry. You
-could beat him up, or you could shoot him up, and lay your last red cent
-that Madam lar Canteenair would jest say, '_Mong Jew! C'est la Legion_'
-and look aroun' fer his doo and lorful successor.... Let's vamoose,
-b'ys, an' rubber aroun' fer the other Roosian chechaquo."
-
-The three Legionaries quitted le Cafe de la Legion and made their way
-back to their _caserne_.
-
-"I'll look in the _chambree_," said John Bull as they entered the
-barrack-square. "You go to the lavabo, Rupert, and you see if he is in
-the Canteen, Buck. Whoever finds him had better advise him to let Luigi
-Rivoli alone, and make his plans for going on pump. Tell him I think his
-best line would be to see Carmelita and arrange for him and his sister
-to get dresses alike, and clear out boldly by train to Oran, as girls.
-After that, they know their own business best, but I should recommend
-England as about the safest place for them."
-
-"By Jove! I could give him a letter to my mother," put in Rupert.
-"Good idea. My people would love to help them--especially as they could
-tell them all about me."
-
-"Gee-whiz! Thet's a brainy notion," agreed the Bucking Bronco. "Let
-'em skin out and make tracks for yure Old-Folk-at-Home. It's a cinch."
-
-Legionary John Bull found Legionary Feodor Kyrilovitch sitting on his
-cot polishing "Rosalie," as the soldier of France terms his bayonet.
-Several other Legionaries were engaged in _astiquage_ and accoutrement
-cleaning. For the thousandth time, the English gentleman realised that
-one of the most irksome and maddening of the hardships and disabilities
-of the common soldier's life is its utter lack of privacy.
-
-"Bonsoir, cher Boule," remarked Feodor Kyrilovitch, looking up as the
-English approached. "Have you seen my brother? He appears to have come
-in and changed and gone out without me."
-
-Evidently the boy was anxious.
-
-"Your brother is at Carmelita's," replied John Bull, and added: "Come
-over to my bed and sit beside me with your back to the room. I want to
-speak to you."
-
-"Don't be alarmed," he continued as they seated themselves. "Your
-brother is absolutely all right."
-
-The Russian gazed anxiously at the kindly face of the man whom he had
-instinctively liked and trusted from the first.
-
-"Your brother is quite all right," continued the Englishman, "but I am
-afraid you will have to change your plans."
-
-"Change our plans, Monsieur Boule?"
-
-"Yes," replied the older man, as he laid his hand on Feodor's knee with
-a reassuring smile. "You will have to change your plans, for Mikhail
-can be Mikhail no longer."
-
-The Russian bowed his head upon his hands with a groan.
-
-"My poor little Olusha," he whispered.
-
-"Courage, mon brave," said John Bull, patting him on the back. "We have
-a plan for you. As soon as your sister was discovered, we took her to
-Carmelita, with whom she will be quite safe for a while. Our idea is
-that she and Carmelita make and buy women's clothes for both of you, and
-that you escape as sisters. Since she made such a splendid boy, you
-ought to be able to become a fairly convincing girl. Legionnaire
-Mikhail Kyrilovitch will be looked for as a man--probably in uniform.
-By the time the hue and cry is over, and he is forgotten, everything
-will be ready for both of you, then one night you slip into Carmelita's
-cafe and, next day, two cafe-chantant girls who have been visiting
-Carmelita, walk coolly to the station and take train for Oran....
-Rivoli can't tell on them and still keep in with Carmelita. He'll have
-to help--or pretend to."
-
-Feodor Kyrilovitch was himself again--a cool and level-headed
-conspirator, accustomed to weighing chances, taking risks and facing
-dangers.
-
-"Thanks, mon ami," he said. "I believe I owe you my sister's
-salvation.... There will be difficulties, and there are risks--but it
-is a plan."
-
-"Seems fairly hopeful," replied the other. "Anyhow, we could think of
-nothing better."
-
-"We might get to Oran," mused Feodor; "but where we can go from there,
-God knows. We daren't go to Paris again, and I doubt if we have a
-hundred and fifty roubles between us.... And we dare not write to
-friends in Russia."
-
-"We've thought of that too, my boy," interrupted the Englishman. "My
-friend Rupert has money in the Credit Lyonnais, here in the town. He
-says he will be only too delighted to lend you enough to get you to
-England, and write a letter for you to take to his people. He says his
-mother will welcome you with open arms as coming from him.... From what
-he has said to me about her at different times, I imagine her to be one
-of the best--and the best of Englishwomen are the best of women, let me
-tell you."
-
-"And the best of Englishmen are the best of men," replied Feodor,
-seizing the old Legionary's hand and kissing it fervently--to the latter
-gentleman's consternation and utter discomfort.
-
-"Don't be an ass," he replied in English.... "Clear out now, and go and
-have a talk with Carmelita. You can trust her absolutely. Give her what
-money you've got, and she'll poke around in the ghetto for clothes.
-She'll know lots of the Spanish Jew dealers and cheap _couturieres_, if
-old Mendoza hasn't what she wants. Meanwhile, Rupert will draw some
-money from the _banque_."
-
-The Russian rose to his feet.
-
-"But how can I thank you, Monsieur? How can I repay Monsieur Rupert for
-his kindness?"
-
-"Don't thank me, and repay Rupert by visiting his mother and waxing
-eloquent over his marvellous condition of health, happiness and
-prosperity. Tell her he is having a lovely time in a lovely place with
-lovely people."
-
-"You joke, Monsieur, how _can_ I repay you all?"
-
-"Well, I'll tell you, my son--by getting your sister clear of this hell
-and safe into England."
-
-The Russian struck himself violently on the forehead and turned away.
-
-A minute later Rupert entered the _chambree_.
-
-"He's not in the lavabo," he announced.
-
-"No, it's all right. I found him here. He has just gone down to
-Carmelita's.... Let's go over to the Canteen, I want to meet the gentle
-Luigi Rivoli there."
-
-On the stairs they encountered the Bucking Bronco, who was told that
-Feodor had been found and informed.
-
-"Our Loojey's in the road-house," he announced, "layin' off ter
-Madam.... I wish she'd deliver the goods ef she's gwine ter. Then we
-could git next our Loojey without raisin' hell with Carmelita."
-
-"Is the Canteen fairly full?" asked John Bull.
-
-"Some!" replied the Bucking Bronco.
-
-"Then I'm going over to seek sorrow," said the other.
-
-"Yure not goin' ter git fresh, an' slug the piker any, air yew, John?"
-enquired the American anxiously.
-
-"No, Buck," was the reply. "I'm only going to make an interestin'
-announcement," and, turning to Rupert, he advised him not to identify
-himself with any proceedings which might ensue.
-
-"You are hardly complimentary, Bull," commented Rupert resentfully....
-
-As the three entered the Canteen, which was rapidly filling up, they
-caught sight of Rivoli lolling against the bar in his accustomed corner,
-and whispering confidentially to Madame, during her intervals of
-leisure. Pushing his way through the throng John Bull, closely followed
-by his two friends, approached the Neapolitan. His back was towards
-them. The American, whose face wore an ugly look, touched Rivoli with
-his foot.
-
-"Makin' yure sweet self agreeable as usual, Loojey, my dear?" he
-enquired, and proceeded with the difficult task of making himself both
-sarcastic and intelligible in the French language. The Italian wheeled
-round with a scowl at the sound of the voice he hated.
-
-John Bull stepped forward.
-
-"I have come for your answer, Rivoli," he said quietly. "I wish to know
-when and with what weapons you would prefer to fight me. Personally, I
-don't care in the least what they are, so long as they're fatal."
-
-A ring of interested listeners gathered round. The Neapolitan laughed
-contemptuously.
-
-"Weapons!" he growled. "A _fico_ for weapons. I'll twist your neck and
-break your back, if you trouble me again."
-
-"Very good," replied the Englishman. "Now listen, bully. We have had a
-little more than enough of you. You take advantage of your strength to
-terrorise men who are not street acrobats, and professional
-weight-lifters. Now _I_ am going to take advantage of this, to
-terrorise _you_," and he produced a small revolver from his pocket.
-"Now choose. Try your blackguard-rush games and get a bullet through
-your skull, or fight me like a man with any weapon you prefer."
-
-An approving cheer broke from the quickly increasing audience. The
-Italian moistened his lips and glared round.
-
-"Mais oui," observed Madame with cool impartiality, "but that is a fair
-offer."
-
-As though stung by her remark, the Italian threw himself into wrestling
-attitude and extended his arms. John Bull moved only to extend his
-pistol-arm, and Luigi Rivoli recoiled. Strangling men who could not
-wrestle was one thing, being shot was quite another. The
-thrice-accursed English dog had got him nicely cornered. To raise a
-hand to him was to die--better to face his enemy, himself armed than
-unarmed. Better still to catch him unarmed and stamp the life out of
-him. He must temporise.
-
-"Ho-ho, Brave Little Man with a Pistol," he sneered. "Behold the
-English hero who fears the bare hands of no man--while he has a revolver
-in his own."
-
-"You miss the point, Rivoli," was the reply. "I want nothing to do with
-you bare-handed. I want you to choose any weapon you like to name," and
-turning to the deeply interested crowd he raised his voice a little:
-
-"Gentlemen of the Legion," he said, "I challenge le Legionnaire Luigi
-Rivoli of the Seventh Company of the First Battalion of La Legion
-Etrangere to fight me with whatever weapon he prefers. We can use our
-rifles; he can have the choice of the revolvers belonging to me and my
-friend le Legionnaire Bouckaing Bronceau; we can use our sword-bayonets;
-we can get sabres from the Spahis; or it can be a rifle-and-bayonet
-fight. He can choose time, place, and weapon--and, if he will not
-fight, let him be known as _Rivoli the Coward_ as long as he pollutes
-our glorious Regiment."
-
-Ringing and repeated cheers greeted the longest public speech that Sir
-Montague Merline had ever made.
-
-A bitter sneer was frozen on Rivoli's white face.
-
-"_Galamatias!_" he laughed contemptuously, but the laugh rang a little
-uncertain.
-
-Madame la Cantiniere was charmed. She felt she was falling in love with
-ce brave Jean Boule _au grand galop_. This was a far finer man, and a
-far more suitable husband for a hard-working Cantiniere than that lump
-of a Rivoli, with his pockets always _pleine de vide_ and his mouth
-always full of _langue vert_. A trifle on the elderly side perhaps, but
-aristocrat _au bout des ongles_. Yes, decidedly grey as to the hair,
-but then, how nice to be an old man's darling!--and Madame simpered,
-bridled and tried to blush.
-
-"Speak up thou, Rivoli," she cried sharply. "Do not stand there like a
-_blanc bec_ before a Sergeant-Major. Speak, _becasse_--or speak not
-again to me."
-
-The Neapolitan darted a glance of hatred at her.
-
-"Peace, fat sow," he hissed, and added unwisely--"You wag your beard too
-much."
-
-In that moment vanished for ever all possibility of Madame's trying an
-Italian husband. "Sow" may be a term of endearment, but no gentleman
-alludes to beards in the presence of a lady whose chin does not betray
-her sex.
-
-Turning to his enemy, Rivoli struck an attitude and pointed to the door.
-
-"Go, dig your grave _ci-devant_," he said portentously, "and I will kill
-you beside it, within the week."
-
-"Thanks," replied the Englishman, and invited his friends to join him in
-a litre....
-
-The barracks of the First Battalion of the Foreign Legion hummed and
-buzzed that night, from end to end, in a ferment of excitement over the
-two tremendous items of most thrilling and exciting news, to wit, that
-there was among them a sheep in wolf's clothing--a girl in uniform--and,
-secondly, that there was a duel toward, a duel in which no less a person
-than the great Luigi Rivoli was involved.
-
-_Cherchez la femme_ was the game of the evening; and the catch-word of
-the wits on encountering any bearded and grisled _ancien_ in corridor
-_chambree_, canteen, or staircase, was--
-
-"Art _thou_ the girl, petite?"
-
-The wrinkled old grey-beard, Tant-de-Soif, was christened Bebe
-Fifinette, provided with a skirt improvised from a blanket, and
-subjected to indignities.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VIII
-
- THE TEMPTATION OF SIR MONTAGUE MERLINE
-
-
-Il Signor Luigi Rivoli strode forth from the Canteen in an unpleasant
-frame of mind.
-
-"Curse the Englishman!" he growled. "Curse that hag behind the bar.
-Curse that Russian _ragazza_. Curse that thrice-damned American...."
-
-In fact--curse everybody and everything. And among them, Il Signor
-Luigi Rivoli cursed Carmelita for not making a bigger financial success
-of her Cafe venture, and saving a Neapolitan gentlemen from the
-undignified and humiliating position of having to lay siege to a cursed
-fat French _bitche_, to get a decent living.... What a fool he'd been
-that evening! He had lost ground badly with Madame, and he had lost
-prestige badly with the Legionaries. He must regain both as quickly as
-possible.... That accursed English devil must meet with an accident
-within the week. It would not be the first time by hundreds that a
-Legionnaire had been stabbed in the back for his sash and bayonet in the
-_Village Negre_ and alleys of the Ghetto.... A little job for Edouard
-Malvin, or Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat. Yes, a knife in the back would settle
-the Englishman's hash quite effectually, and it would be the simplest
-thing in the world to leave his body in one of those places to which
-Legionaries are forbidden to go--for the very reason that they are
-likely to remain in them for ever.... Curse that old cow of the
-Canteen! Had he offended her beyond hope of reconciliation? The Holy
-Saints forbid, for the woman was positively wealthy. Well, he must
-bring the whole battery of his blandishments to bear and make one mighty
-effort to win her fortune, hand and heart--in fact, he would give her an
-ultimatum and settle things, one way or the other, for Carmelita was
-beginning to show distinct signs of restiveness. Curse Carmelita! He
-was getting very weary of her airs and jealousies--a franc a day did not
-pay for it all. As soon as things were happily settled with Madame he
-would be able to sell his rights and goodwill in Carmelita and her Cafe.
-But one must not be precipitate. There must be no untimely killing of
-geese that laid golden eggs. Carmelita must be kept quiet until
-Madame's affair was settled. 'Twas but a clumsy fool that would lose
-both the substance and the shadow--both the Canteen and the Cafe. If
-Madame returned an emphatic and final No, to his ultimatum, the Cafe
-must suffice until something better turned up. Luigi Rivoli and an
-unaugmented halfpenny a day would be ill partners, and agree but
-indifferently....
-
-Revolving these things in his heart, the gentle Luigi became conscious
-of a less exalted organ, and bethought him of dinner, Chianti, and his
-cigar. He turned in the direction of the Cafe de la Legion, his usual
-excellent appetite perhaps a trifle dulled and blunted by uncomfortable
-thoughts as to what might happen should this grey English dog survive
-the week, in spite of the attentions of Messieurs Malvin, Tou-tou, et
-Cie. The choice between facing the rifle or revolver of the Company
-marksman, or of being branded for ever as _Rivoli the Coward_ was an
-unpleasant one.... Should he choose steel and have a dagger-fight with
-sword-bayonets? No, he absolutely hated cold steel, and his mighty
-strength would be almost as useless to him as in a shooting-duel.
-Suppose he selected sword-bayonets, to be used as daggers--held his in
-his left hand, seized his enemy's right wrist, broke his arm, and then
-made a wrestle of it after all? He could strangle him or break his back
-with ease. And suppose he missed his snatch at the Englishman's wrist?
-The devil's bayonet would be through his throat in a second! ... But why
-these vain and discomforting imaginings? Ten francs would buy a hundred
-bravos in the _Village Negre_ and slums, if Malvin failed him....
-
-He turned into Carmelita's alley and entered the Cafe.
-
-Carmelita, whose eyes had rarely left the door throughout the evening,
-saw him as he entered, and her face lit up as does a lantern when the
-wick is kindled. Here was her noble and beautiful Luigi. Away with all
-wicked doubts and fears. Even the good Jean Boule was prejudiced
-against her Luigi She would now hear his version of the discovery of the
-Russian girl. How amused he would be to know that she had guessed
-Mikhail's secret long ago.
-
-Rivoli passed behind the bar. Carmelita held open the door of her room,
-and having closed it behind him, turned and flung her arms round his
-neck.
-
-"Marito amato!" she murmured as she kissed him again and again. How
-could she entertain these doubts of her Luigi in his absence? She was a
-wicked, wicked girl, and undeserving of her fortune in having so
-glorious a mate. She decided to utter no reproaches and ask no
-questions concerning the discovery of the Russian girl. She would just
-tell him that she had taken her in and that she counted on his help in
-keeping the girl's secret and getting her away.
-
-"Beloved and beautiful Luigi of my heart," she said, as she placed a
-steaming dish of macaroni before him, "I want your help once more. That
-poor, foolish, little Mikhail Kyrilovitch has come and told me he is in
-trouble, and begged my help. Fancy his thinking he could lead the life
-that my Luigi leads--that of a soldier of France's fiercest Regiment.
-Poor little fool.... Guess where he is at this moment, Luigi."
-
-With his mouth full, the noble Luigi intimated that he knew not, cared
-not, and desired not to know.
-
-"I will tell my lord," murmured Carmelita, bending over his lordship's
-huge and brawny shoulder, and kissing the tip of the ear into which she
-whispered, "He is in my bed."
-
-Luigi had to think quickly. How much had the Russian girl told of what
-had happened in the wash-house? Nothing, or Carmelita would not be in
-this frame of mind. What did Carmelita know? Did she know that _he_
-knew? He sprang to his feet with an oath, and a well-assumed glare of
-ferocity. He raised his fist above his head, and by holding his breath,
-contrived to induce a dark flush and raise the veins upon his forehead.
-
-"In your bed, _puttana_?" he hissed. (Carmelita was overjoyed, Luigi
-was angered and jealous. Where there is jealousy, there is love! Of
-course, Luigi loved her as he had always done. How dared she doubt it?
-Throwing her arms around his neck with a happy laugh, she reassured her
-ruffled mate until he permitted himself to calm down and resume his
-interrupted meal. Jean Boule had lied to her! Luigi knew nothing!...)
-She went to the bar.
-
-Curse this Russian anarchist! But for her he would not have been in
-danger of losing Madame, nor of finding a violent death. Curse
-Carmelita, the stupid fool, for harbouring her. What should he do?
-What could he say? If he thwarted Carmelita's plan, she would think he
-desired the Russian wench for himself, and fly into a rage. She would
-be a very fiend from hell if she were jealous! A pretty pass he would
-be brought to if both Canteen and Cafe were closed to him! He had
-better walk warily here, until he had ascertained the exact amount of
-damage he had done by his most unwise allusion to Madame's whiskers.
-(Never tell a cross-eyed man he squints.) But he must get even with
-this Russian she-devil who had thwarted him in the lavatory, struck him
-across the face, humiliated him before the Englishman, ruined his
-prestige with his comrades and Madame, and brought him to the brink of
-an abyss of danger.... He had an idea.... When Carmelita came into the
-room again from the bar, she should have the shock of her life, and the
-Russian _puttana_, another. Also the over-clever Jean Boule should
-learn that the race is not always to the slow, nor the battle to the
-weak.... Carmelita entered. Picking up his kepi, he extended his arms,
-and with a smile of lofty sadness, bade her come and kiss him while she
-might....
-
-_While she might_! Carmelita turned pale, and Doubt again reared its
-horrid head. Was this his way of beginning some tale concerning
-separation? Some tale in which Madame la Cantiniere's name would appear
-sooner or later? By the Blessed Virgin and the Holy Bambino, she would
-tear the eyes from Luigi Rivoli's head, before they should look on that
-French _meretrice_ as his wife.
-
-"While I may? Why do you say that, Luigi?" she asked in a dead voice.
-
-The ruffian felt uncomfortable as he watched those great, black eyes
-blazing in the pinched, blanched face, and realised that there were
-depths in Carmelita that he had not sounded--and would be ill-advised to
-sound. What a devil she looked! Luigi Rivoli would do well to eat no
-food to which Carmelita had had access, when once she knew the truth.
-Luigi Rivoli would do well to watch warily, and, move quickly, should
-Carmelita's hand go to the dagger in her garter when he told her that he
-was thinking of settling in life. In fact it was a question whether his
-life would be safe, so long as Carmelita was in Sidi-bel-Abbes, and he
-was the husband of Madame! Another idea! _Madre de Dios_! A brilliant
-one. Denounce Carmelita for aiding and abetting a deserter! Two birds
-with one stone--Carmelita jailed and deported, and the Russian
-recaptured--Luigi Rivoli rid of a danger from the one, and gratified by
-a vengeance on the other! As these thoughts flashed through the
-Italian's evil mind, he maintained his pose, and gently and sadly shook
-his head.
-
-"While you may, indeed, my Carmelita," he murmured, and produced the
-first of his brilliant ideas. "While you may. Do not think I reproach
-you, Carmelita, for you have acted but in accordance with the dictates
-of your warm young heart in taking in this girl. How were _you_ to know
-that this would involve me in a duel to the death with the finest shot
-in the Nineteenth Division, the most famous marksman in the army of
-Africa?"
-
-"What?" gasped Carmelita.
-
-"What I say, my poor girl," was the reply, uttered with calm dignity.
-"Your English friend, this Jean Boule, who fears to meet me face to
-face, and man to man, with Nature's weapons, has forced a quarrel on me
-over this Russian girl. He challenged me in the Canteen this night, and
-I, who could break him like a dried stick, must stand up to be shot by
-him, like a dog.... I do not blame _you_, Carmelita. How were you to
-know?..."
-
-Carmelita suddenly sat down.
-
-"I do not understand," she whispered and sat agape.
-
-"The Englishman owns this girl...."
-
-"He brought her here," Carmelita interrupted, nodding her head.
-
-"Ha! I guessed it.... Yes, he owns her, and when I discovered the
-shameless _puttana's_ sex he drew a pistol on me, an innocent, unarmed
-man.... Did he tell you it was I who found the shameful hussy out? What
-could I do against him empty-handed? ... And now I must fight him--and
-he can put a bullet where he will.... So kiss me, while you may,
-Carmelita."
-
-With a low cry the girl sprang into his arms.
-
-"My love! My love! My husband!" she wailed, and Luigi hoped that she
-would release her clasp from about his neck in time for him to avoid
-suffocation.... Curse all women--they were the cause of nine-tenths of
-the sorrows of mankind. But one could not do without them.... Suddenly
-Carmelita started back, and clapped her hands with a cry of glee. "The
-Holy Virgin be praised! I have it! I have it! Unless Legionnaire Jean
-Boule confesses his fault and begs my Luigi's pardon--out into the
-gutter goes his Russian mistress," and Carmelita pirouetted with joy....
-Thank God! Thank God! Here was a solution, and she embraced her lover
-again and again. Luigi's face was wreathed in smiles. _Excellente_!
-That would do the trick admirably, and the thrice-accursed, and
-ten-times-too-clever English _aristocratico_ should publicly apologise,
-if he wished to save his mistress.... Yes, that would be very much
-pleasanter than a mere stab-in-the-back revenge, as well as safer.
-There is always some slight risk, even in Sidi-bel-Abbes, about
-arranging a murder, and blackmail is always unpleasant--for the
-blackmailed. Ho-ho! Ho-ho! Only to think of the cold and haughty
-Englishman publicly apologising and begging Luigi, of his mercifulness,
-to cancel the duel. _Corpo di Bacco_, he should do it on his knees.
-"Rivoli the Coward," forsooth, and what of "Jean Boule the Coward,"
-after this? ... Yes; Jean Boule defeated, the Russian girl denounced
-when clear of Carmelita's Cafe, if Madame proved unkind, and denounced
-in the Cafe together with Carmelita if Madame accepted him. He himself
-need not appear personally in the matter at all. And when Carmelita was
-jailed or deported, and the Russian girl sent to Biribi, or turned into
-a _figlia del reggimento_, the Englishman should still get it in the
-back one dark night--and Signor Luigi Rivoli would wax fat behind
-Madame's bar, until his five years' service was completed and he could
-live happy ever after, upon the earnings of Madame....
-
-Stroking her hair, he smiled superior upon Carmelita.
-
-"A clever thought, my little one," he murmured, "and bravely meant, but
-your Luigi's days are numbered. Would that proud, cold _aristocratico_
-eat the words he shouted before half the Company? No! He will leave the
-girl to shift for herself."
-
-Carmelita's face fell.
-
-"Do not say so," she begged. "No! No! He would not do that. You know
-how these English treat women. You know the sort of man this Jean Boule
-is," and for a moment, involuntarily, Carmelita contrasted her Luigi
-with Il Signor Jean Boule in the matter of their chivalry and honour,
-and ere she could thrust the thought from her mind, she had realised the
-comparison to be unfavourable to her lover.
-
-"Luigi," she said, "I feel it in my heart that, since the Englishman has
-said that he will save his mistress, he will do it at any cost
-whatsoever to himself.... Go, dearest Luigi, go now, and I will send to
-him, and say I must see him at once. He will surely come, thinking that
-I send on behalf of this Russian fool."
-
-And with a last vehement embrace and burning kiss, she thrust him before
-her into the bar and watched him out of the Cafe.
-
-Le Legionnaire Jean Boule was not among the score or so of Legionaries
-who sat drinking at the little tables, nor were either of his friends.
-Whom could she send? Was that funny English _ribaldo_, Legionnaire
-Erbiggin, there? ... No.... Ah!--There sat the poor Grasshopper. He
-would do. She made her way with laugh and jest and badinage to where he
-sat, _faisant Suisse_ as usual.
-
-"Bonsoir, cher Monsieur Cigale," she said. "Would you do me a
-kindness?"
-
-The Grasshopper rose, thrust his hands up the sleeves of his tunic as
-far as his elbows, bowed three times, and then knelt upon the ground and
-smote it thrice with his forehead. Rising, he poured forth a torrent of
-some language entirely unknown to Carmelita.
-
-"Speak French or Italian, cher Monsieur Cigale," she said.
-
-"A thousand pardons, Signora," replied the Grasshopper. "But you will
-admit it is not usual for a Mandarin of the Highest Button to speak
-French. I was saying that the true kindness would be your allowing me
-to do you a kindness. May I doom your _wonk_[#] of an enemy to the
-death of the Thousand Cuts?"
-
-
-[#] Chinese pariah dog.
-
-
-"Not this evening, dear Mandarin, thank you," replied Carmelita; "but
-you can carry a message of the highest military importance. It is well
-known that you are a soldier of soldiers, and have never yet failed in
-any military duty."
-
-The Mandarin bowed thrice.
-
-"Will you go straight and find le Legionnaire Jean Boule of your
-Company, and tell him to come to me at once. Say Carmelita sent you and
-tell him you have the countersign:--'Our Ally, Russia, is in danger!'"
-
-"I am honoured and I fly," was the reply. "I will send no official of
-the Yamen, but go myself. Should the Po Sing, they of the Hundred
-Names, the [Greek: _hoi polloi_], beset my path I will cry, '_Sha!
-Sha!_--Kill! Kill!--and scatter them before me. Should the _kwei tzu_,
-the Head Dragon from Hell, or the Military Police (and they are _tung
-yen_ you know--of the same race and tarred with the same brush) impede
-me, they too shall die the death of the Wire Net," and the Grasshopper
-placed his kepi on his head.
-
-Carmelita knew that John Bull would be with her that evening, and that
-the risk of eight days' _salle de police_, for being out after tattoo,
-would not deter him.
-
-In a fever of anxiety, impatience, hope and fear, Carmelita paced up and
-down behind her bar, like a panther in its cage. One thought shone
-brightly on the troubled turmoil of her soul. Luigi loved her still;
-Luigi so loved her that he had been ready to strike her dead as the tide
-of jealousy surged in his soul. That was the sort of love that
-Carmelita understood. Let him take her by the throat until she
-choked--let him seize her by the hair and drag her round the room--let
-him stab her in the breast, so it be for jealousy. Better Luigi's knife
-in Carmelita's throat than Luigi's lips on Madame's face. Thank God!
-Luigi had suffered those pangs--on hearing of a Russian boy in her
-room--that she herself had suffered on hearing Malvin and the rest
-couple Luigi's name with Madame's. Thank God! that Luigi knew jealousy
-even as she did herself. Where there is jealousy, there is love....
-
-And then Carmelita struck her forehead with her clenched fists and laid
-her head upon her folded arms with a piteous groan. Luigi had been
-acting. Luigi had _pretended_ that jealousy of the Russian. Luigi knew
-Mikhail Kyrilovitch was a girl--he had fooled her, and once again doubt
-raised its cruel head in Carmelita's poor distracted mind. "Oh Luigi!
-Luigi!" she sobbed beneath her breath. And then again a ray of
-comfort--the _bambino_. Merciful Mother of God grant that it might be
-true, and that her bright and golden hopes were based on more solid
-foundation than themselves. Why had she not told him that evening? But
-no, she was glad she hadn't. She would keep the wonderful secret until
-such moment as it really seemed to her that it should be produced as the
-gossamer fairy chain, weightless but unbreakable, that should bind them
-together, then and forever, in its indissoluble bonds. Yes, she must
-force herself to believe devoutly and implicitly in the glorious and
-beautiful secret, and she must treasure it up as long as possible and
-whisper it in Luigi's ear if it should ever seem that, for a moment, her
-Luigi strayed from the path of justice and honesty to his unwedded wife.
-
-Faith again triumphed over Doubt.
-
-These others were jealous of her Luigi, or mistook his natural and
-beautiful politeness to Madame, for overtures and love-making. Could
-not her Luigi converse with, and smile upon, Madame la Cantiniere
-without setting all their idle and malicious tongues clacking and
-wagging? As for this Russian wretch, Luigi had given her no more
-thought than to the dust beneath his feet, and she should go forth into
-the gutter, in Carmelita's night-shift, before her protector should
-injure a hair of Luigi's head. She was surprised at Jean Boule, but
-there--men were all alike, all except her Luigi, that is. How deceived
-she had been in the kindly old Englishman! ... Fancy coming to her with
-their cock-and-bull story....
-
-The voice of the man of whom she was thinking broke in upon her reverie.
-
-"What is it, little one? Nothing wrong about Olga?"
-
-"Come in here, Signor Jean Boule," said Carmelita, and led the way into
-her room.
-
-The Englishman involuntarily glanced round the little sanctum into which
-no man save Luigi Rivoli had been known to penetrate, and noted the
-clean tablecloth, the vase with its bunch of krenfell and oleander
-flowers, the tiny, tidy dressing table, the dilapidated chest of
-drawers, bright oleographs, cheap rug, crucifix and plaster Madonna--a
-room still suggestive of Italy.
-
-Turning, Carmelita faced the Englishman and pointed an accusing finger
-at his face, her great black eyes staring hard and straight into the
-narrowed blue ones.
-
-"Signor Jean Boule," she said, "you have played a trick on me; you have
-deceived me; you have killed my faith in Englishmen--yes, in all
-men--except my Luigi. Why did you bring your mistress to me and beg my
-help while you knew you meant to kill my husband, because he had found
-you out? Oh, Monsieur Jean Boule--but you have hurt me so. And I had
-thought you like a father--so good a man, yes, like a holy padre, a
-_prete_. Oh, Signor Jean Boule, are you like those others, loving
-wickedly, killing wickedly? Are there _no_ good honest men--except my
-Luigi?..."
-
-The Englishman shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, twisting his
-kepi in his fingers, a picture of embarrassment and misery. How could
-he persuade this girl that the man was a double-dealing, villainous
-blackguard? And if he could do so, why should he? Why destroy her faith
-and her happiness together? If this hound failed in his attempt upon the
-celibacy of Madame, he would very possibly marry the girl, and, in his
-own interests, treat her decently. Apparently he had kept her love for
-years--why should she not go on worshipping the man she believed her
-lover to be, until the end? But no, it was absurd. How should Luigi
-Rivoli ever treat a woman decently? Sooner or later he was certain to
-desert her. What would Carmelita's life be when Luigi Rivoli had the
-complete disposal of it? Sooner or later she must know what he was, and
-better sooner than later. A thousand times better that she should find
-him out now, while there was a risk of his marrying her.... It would be
-a really good deed to save Carmelita from the clutches of Luigi Rivoli.
-Stepping toward her, he laid his hands upon the girl's shoulders and
-gazed into her eyes with that look which he was wont to fasten upon the
-Grasshopper to soothe and influence him.
-
-"Listen to me, Carmelita," he said, "and be perfectly sure that every
-word I say to you is absolutely true.... I did not know that Mikhail
-Kyrilovitch was a woman more than half an hour before you did. I only
-knew it when she rushed to me for protection from Luigi Rivoli, who had
-discovered her and behaved to her like the foul beast he is. I have
-challenged him to fight me in the only way in which it is possible for
-me to fight him, and I mean to kill him. I am going to kill him partly
-for your sake, partly for my own, and partly for that of every wretched
-recruit and decent man in the Company."
-
-Carmelita drew back.
-
-"Coward!" she hissed. "You only dare face my Luigi with a gun in your
-hand."
-
-"I am not a coward, Carmelita. It is Rivoli who is the coward. He is
-by far the strongest man in the Regiment, and is a professional
-wrestler. He trades on this to bully and terrorise all who do not
-become his servants. He is a brutal ruffian, and he is a coward, for he
-would do anything rather than meet me in fair fight. He is only a
-_risquetout_ where there are no weapons and the odds are a hundred to
-one in his favour.... If I hear one more word about my trading on my
-marksmanship, he shall fight me with revolvers across a handkerchief.
-Besides, I have told him he can choose any weapon in the world."
-
-"And now hear _me_," replied Carmelita, "and I would say it if it were
-my last word. Either you take all that back and apologise to my Luigi,
-or out into the night goes this Russian girl," and she pointed with the
-dramatic gesture of the excited Southerner to the _bassourab_-cloth
-which screened off the little inner chamber which was just big enough to
-hold Carmelita's bed.
-
-The Englishman started.
-
-"You don't mean that, Carmelita!" he asked anxiously.
-
-The girl laughed bitterly, cruelly.
-
-"Do you think a thousand Russians would weigh with me against one hair
-of my husband's head?" she answered. "Give me your solemn promise now
-and here, or I will do more than throw her out, I will denounce her. I
-will give her to the Turcos and Spahis. I will have her dragged to the
-Village Negre."
-
-"Hush! Carmelita. I am ashamed of you. Are you mad?" said John Bull
-sternly.
-
-"I am sorry," was the reply. "Yes, I _am_ mad, Signor Jean Boule. I am
-being driven mad by this horrible plot against my Luigi. Why are you
-all his enemies? It is because you are jealous of him and because you
-fear him--but you shall not hurt him. This, at least, I say and mean:
-Take the Russian girl away with you now, or promise me you will never
-fight my husband with lead or steel."
-
-"I cannot promise it, Carmelita. I have challenged Rivoli publicly and
-must fight him. To draw out now would brand me as a coward, would make
-him twice the bully he is, and would be a cruelty to you.... You ask too
-much, you ask an impossibility. I must make some other plan for Olga
-Kyrilovitch."
-
-Carmelita staggered, and stared open-mouthed. She could not believe her
-ears.
-
-"What?" she gasped.
-
-"The girl must go elsewhere," repeated the Englishman. Carmelita
-appeared to be about to faint. Could he mean it? Was it possible? Was
-her brilliant plan failing?
-
-"Will you lend the girl some clothes?" asked John Bull.
-
-"Most certainly will I not," she whispered.
-
-"Then please go and tell her to dress again in uniform," was the answer,
-as he pointed to the uniform lying folded on a chair.
-
-"And will you ruin her chance of escape, Signor Jean Boule?" asked
-Carmelita. "Is _that_ how Englishmen treat women who throw themselves
-on their mercy? Do you put your own vengeance before her safety and
-honour and life?"
-
-"No, Carmelita, I do not," answered the man. "I am in a terrible
-position, and am going to choose the lesser of two evils. It is better
-that I take the girl away and help her brother to desert with her, than
-let Rivoli wreck your life, break your heart, and doubly regain the
-bully's prestige and power to make weaker comrades' lives a misery and a
-burden. He, at any rate, shall be the cause of no more suicides."
-
-Carmelita flung herself upon the hideous horsehair couch and burst into
-a torrent of hysterical tears. What could she say to this hard, cold
-man? What could she do? What _could_ she do?
-
-John Bull, suffering acutely as he had ever suffered in his life, stood
-silent, and wondered how far the wish was father to the thought that, in
-this ghastly dilemma, it was his duty to stand firm in his attitude
-toward Rivoli. For once, the thing he longed to do was the right thing
-to do, and the course which he would loathe to follow was the wrong
-course for him to pursue. Olga Kyrilovitch had brought her fate upon
-herself, and he had no more responsibility to her than the common duty
-of lending a helping hand to a neighbour in trouble. Had there been no
-other consideration, he would have helped her to the utmost of his
-power, without counting cost or risk. When it came to a clear choice
-between saving Carmelita, protecting recruits, making a stand for
-self-respect and decency, and redeeming his own word and honour and
-reputation on the one hand, and, on the other hand, helping this rash
-and lawless Russian girl, there could be no hesitation.
-
-Carmelita sprang to her feet.
-
-"I will denounce her," she cried. "I will throw open those shutters and
-scream and scream until there is a crowd, and they shall have her in her
-nightdress. _Now_ will you spare my husband?"
-
-"You'll do nothing of the kind," answered John Bull calmly. "You know
-you would regret it all the days of your life. Is this Italian
-hospitality, womanliness, and honour? Be ashamed of yourself, to talk
-so. Be fair. Be just. Who needs protection most--your bully, or this
-wretched girl?" and here Legionary John Bull showed more than his wonted
-wisdom in dealing with women. Stepping up to Carmelita he seized her by
-the shoulders and shook her somewhat sharply, saying as he did so, "And
-understand once and for all, little fool, I keep my promise to Luigi
-Rivoli--whatever you do."
-
-In return for her shaking, the surprising Carmelita smiled up into the
-old soldier's face, and clasped her hands behind his head.
-
-"Monsieur Jean Boule," she said, "I think I would have loved my father
-like I love you--but how you try to hide the soft, kind heart with the
-hard, cruel face!" and Carmelita gave John Bull the first kiss he had
-received for over a quarter of a century.
-
-He pushed her from him roughly. Carmelita was glad. This was a
-thousand times better than that glacial immobility. This meant that he
-was moved.
-
-"Save Olga's life, Babbo," she whispered coaxingly. "Save Olga and make
-me happy. Don't ruin two women for fear men should not think you brave.
-Who doubts the courage of the man who wears the _medaille_? The man who
-had the courage to challenge Luigi Rivoli can have the courage to
-withdraw it if it suits him."
-
-"The man who killed Luigi Rivoli would be your best friend, Carmelita,"
-was the reply, "and Olga Kyrilovitch must be saved in some other way. I
-must keep my word. It is due to others as well as to myself that I do
-so."
-
-The two regarded each other without realising that it was across an
-abyss of immeasurable width and unfathomable depth. He was a man, she
-was a woman; he a Northerner, she a Southerner. To him honour came
-first; and without love there could be, she thought, neither honour nor
-happiness nor life itself.
-
-How should these two understand each other, these two whose souls spoke
-languages differing as widely as those spoken by their tongues? The
-woman understood and appreciated the rectitude and honour of the man as
-little as he realised and fathomed the depth and overwhelming intensity
-of her love and devotion.
-
-Carmelita now made a great mistake and took a false step--a mistake
-which turned to her advantage and a false step which led whither she so
-yearned to go. For Luigi's sake she played the temptress. In defence
-of her virtue let it be said that, as once before, she believed that her
-Luigi's life was actually at stake; in defence of her judgment, let it
-be remembered that she had grown up in a hard school, and had reason to
-believe that no man does something for nothing where a woman is
-concerned. She advanced with her bewitching smile, took the
-Englishman's face between her hands, drew his head down and kissed him
-upon the lips.
-
-The Englishman blushed as he returned her kiss, and laughed to find
-himself blushing as the thought struck him that he might have had a
-daughter older than Carmelita. The girl misunderstood the kiss and
-smile. Alas! all men were alike in one thing and the best were like the
-worst. She put her lips to his ear and whispered....
-
-John Bull drew back. Placing his hands upon the girl's shoulders, he
-gazed into her eyes. Carmelita blushed painfully, and dropped her eyes
-before the man's searching stare. She heaved a sobbing sigh. Yes, all
-alike, all had their price--and any pretty woman could pay it. All
-alike--even grey-haired, kind old Babbo Jean Boule, who looked as though
-he might be her grandfather.
-
-She felt his hand beneath her chin, raising her face to his. Again he
-gazed into her eyes and slowly shook his head.
-
-"And is this what men and Life have taught you, Carmelita?" he said....
-
-A horrid fear gripped Carmelita's heart. Could she be wrong? Could she
-have offered herself in vain? Could this man's pride and hatred be so
-great that the bribe was not enough?
-
-"And you would do this--_you_, Carmelita; for that filthy blackguard?"
-
-"I would do anything for my Luigi. Sell me his life and I will pay you
-now, the highest price a woman can. Kiss me on the lips, dear Monsieur
-Jean, and I will trust you to keep your part of the bargain--never to
-fight nor attack my Luigi with a weapon in your hand. Kiss me! Kiss
-me!"
-
-The Englishman drew the pleading girl to him and kissed her on the
-forehead. She flung her arms around his neck in a transport of joy and
-relief.
-
-"You will sell me my Luigi's life?" she cried. "Oh praise and thanks to
-the Mother of God. You _will_?"
-
-"I will _give_ you your Luigi's life," said Sir Montague Merline, and
-went out.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IX
-
- THE CAFE AND THE CANTEEN
-
-
-As the door closed behind the departing John Bull, the heavy _purdah_
-between the sitting-room and the tiny side-chamber or alcove in which
-was Carmelita's bed, was pushed aside, and Olga Kyrilovitch, barefooted
-and dressed in night attire belonging to Carmelita, entered the room.
-On the sofa lay Carmelita sobbing, her hands pressed over her eyes.
-
-Looking more boy-like than ever, with her short hair, the Russian girl
-advanced noiselessly and shook Carmelita sharply by the shoulder.
-
-"You fool," she hissed between clenched teeth. "You stupid fool. You
-blind, stubborn, hopeless _fool_!" Carmelita sat up. This was language
-she could understand, and a situation with which she could deal.
-
-"Yes?" she replied without resentment, "and why?"
-
-"Those two men.... Compare them... I heard every word--I could not
-help it. I could not come out--I should not have been safe, even with
-you here, with that vile, filthy Italian in the room, nor could I come,
-for shame, like this, while the Englishman was here.... _Why did you
-let him say he does not love me?_" and the girl burst into tears.
-Carmelita stared.
-
-"Oho! you love him, do you?" quoth she.... "Then if you know what love
-is, why do you abuse the man _I_ love?"
-
-The girl raised her impassioned tear-stained face to Carmelita's.
-
-"Will nothing persuade you, little fool?" she cried, "that that Italian
-beast no more loves you than--than Jean Boule loves me--that he is
-playing with you, that he is battening on you, and that, the moment the
-fat Canteen woman accepts him, he will marry her and you will see him no
-more? Why should Jean Boule lie to you? Why should the American? Why
-should I?--Ask any Legionary in Sidi."
-
-Carmelita clenched her little fist and appeared to be about to strike
-the Russian girl.
-
-"Stop!" continued Olga, and pointed to the uniform which lay folded on
-the chair. "See! Prove your courage and prove us all liars if you can.
-Put on that uniform, disguise yourself, and go to the Canteen any night
-in the week. If your Rivoli is not there behind the bar, hand-in-glove
-with Madame, turn me into the street--or leave me at the mercy of your
-Rivoli. There now...."
-
-"_I will_," said Carmelita, and then screamed and laughed, laughed and
-screamed, as her overwrought nerves and brain gave way in a fit of
-hysterics.
-
-When she recovered, Olga Kyrilovitch discovered that the seed which she
-had sown had taken root, and that it was Carmelita's unalterable
-intention to pay a visit to the Canteen on the very next evening.
-
-"For my Luigi's own sake I will spy upon him," she said, "and to prove
-all his vile accusers wrong. When I have done it I will confess to him
-with tears and throw myself at his feet. He shall do as he likes with
-me.... But he will understand that it was only to disprove these lies
-that I did it, and not because I for one moment doubted him."
-
-But doubt him Carmelita did. As soon as her decision was taken and
-announced, she allowed Olga to talk on as she pleased, and insensibly
-came to realise that at the bottom of her heart she knew John Bull to be
-incapable of deceiving her. Why should he? Why should all the
-Legionaries, except Rivoli's own hirelings, take up the same attitude
-towards him? Why should there be no man to speak well of him save such
-men as Borges, Hirsch, Bauer, Malvin, and the others, all of whom
-carried their vileness in their faces? As her doubts and fears
-increased, so did her wrath and excitement, until she strode up and down
-the little room like a caged pantheress, and Olga feared for her sanity
-and her own safety. And then again, Love would triumph, and she would
-beat her breast and wildly reproach herself for her lack of faith, and
-overwhelm Olga with a deluge of vituperation and accusation.
-
-At length came the relief of quiet weeping, and, having whispered to
-Olga her Great Secret, or rather her hopes of having one to tell, she
-sobbed herself to sleep on the girl's shoulder, to dream of the most
-wonderful of _bambinos_.
-
-Meanwhile, John Bull spent one of the wretchedest evenings of a wretched
-life. Returning to his _chambree_ to find himself hailed and acclaimed
-"hero," he commenced at once, with his usual uncompromising directness
-and simplicity, to inform all and sundry, who mentioned the subject,
-that there would be no duel. It hurt him most of all to see the face of
-his friend Rupert fall and harden, as he informed him that he could not
-fight Rivoli after all. On his explaining the position to him, Reginald
-Rupert, decidedly shocked, remarked--
-
-"_Your_ business, of course," and privately wondered whether _les beaux
-yeux_ of Carmelita, or of Olga, had shed the light in which his friend
-had come to see things so differently. Surely, Carmelita's best friend
-would be the person who saved her from Rivoli; and, if it were really
-Olga whom Bull were considering, there were more ways of killing a cat
-than choking it with melted butter. Anyhow, he didn't envy John Bull,
-nor yet the weaker vessels of the Seventh Company. What would John Bull
-do, if, on hearing of his change of mind, Rivoli simply took him and put
-him across his knee? Would his promise to Carmelita sustain him through
-that or similar indignities? After all, a challenge is a challenge; and
-some people would consider that the prior engagement to Rivoli could not
-in honour be cancelled afterwards by an engagement with Carmelita or
-anybody else.
-
-No. To the young mind of Rupert this was not "the clean potato," and he
-was disappointed in his friend. As they undressed, in silence, an idea
-struck him, and he turned to that gentleman.
-
-"I say, look here, Bull, old chap," quoth he. "You'll of course do as
-you think best in the matter, and so shall I. I'm going to challenge
-Rivoli myself. I shall follow your admirable example and challenge him
-publicly, and I shall add point to it by wasting a litre of wine on his
-face, which I shall also smack with what violence I may. I am not
-Company Marksman like you, but, as Rivoli knows, I am a First Class
-shot. I shall say I have been brooding over his breaking my back, and
-now want to fight him on even terms."
-
-A look of pain crossed the face of the old soldier.
-
-"Rupert," he said, rising and laying his hand on his friend's shoulder,
-"you'll do nothing of the kind.... Not, that is, if you value my
-friendship in the least, or have the slightest regard for me. Do you
-not understand that I have given Carmelita my word that I will neither
-fight Rivoli with a weapon in my hand, nor attack him with one? Would
-she not instantly and naturally suppose that I had got you to do it
-_for_ me? ... Would anything persuade her to the contrary?"
-
-"Is he to go unpunished then? Is he to ride roughshod over us all?
-He'll be ten times worse than before. You know he'll ascribe your
-withdrawal to cowardice--and so will everybody else," was the reply.
-
-"They will," agreed John Bull.
-
-"What's to be done then?"
-
-"I don't know, but I'll tell you what is not to be done. No friend of
-mine is to challenge Rivoli to a duel."
-
-The Bucking Bronco entered.
-
-"Say, John," he drawled, "I jest bin and beat up Mister Mounseer Malvin,
-I hev'. 'Yure flappin' yure mouth tew much,' I ses. '_Vous frappez
-votre bouche trop_,' I ses. 'Yew come off it, me lad,' I ses. 'Yew
-jes' wipe off yure chin some. _Effacez votre menton_,' I ses. Then I
-slugs him a little one."
-
-"What was it all about, Buck?" enquired Rupert.
-
-"Do yew know what the little greasy tin-horn of a hobo was waggin' his
-chin about? Sed as haow yew was _a-climbin' down and a-takin' back the
-challenge to our Loojey_! I told him ef he didn't wipe off his chin and
-put some putty on his gas-escape I'd do five-spot in Biribi fer him.
-'Yes, Mounseer Malvin,' I ses when I'd slugged him, 'I'll git the _as de
-pique_[#] on my collar for yew!' ... '_It's true_,' he snivelled. '_It's
-true_,' and lays on the groun' so as I shan't slug him agin. So I comes
-away--not seein' why I should do the two-step on nuthin' at the end of a
-rope for a dod-gasted little bed-bug like Mounseer Malvin."
-
-
-[#] Mark of the Zephyrs.
-
-
-"It _is_ true, Buck," replied John Bull.
-
-"Well then, I wisht I'd stayed and plugged him some more," was the
-remarkable reply.
-
-"Rivoli told Carmelita about the duel, and I've promised her I'd let him
-go," continued John Bull.
-
-"Then yure a gosh-dinged fool, John," said the Bucking Bronco. "Yew
-ain't to be trusted where wimmin's about. It would hev' bin the best
-day's work yew ever done fer Carmelita ef you'd let daylight through
-thet plug-ugly old bluff. He'll lie ter her from Revelley to Taps[#]
-until old Mother Canteen takes him into her shebang fer good--and then
-as like as not, he'll put Carmelita up at auction.... There'll be no
-holding our Loojey now, John. I should smile. Anybody as thinks our
-Loojey'll make it easy fer yew has got another think comin'. It's a
-cinch. He'll give yew a dandy time, John. What's a-bitin' yew anyway?"
-
-
-[#] Last Post. So called (in the American Army) because it is the
-signal to leave the Canteen and turn off the beer-taps.
-
-
-"Carmelita," was the reply.
-
-"I allow the right stunt fer eny pal o' Carmelita's is ter fill our
-Loojey up with lead as you perposed ter do.... Look at here, John.
-_I'll_ do it. I could hit all Loojey's buttons with my little gun, one
-after the other, at thirty yards--and I'd done it long ago, but I know'd
-it meant the frozen mit fer mine from Carmelita, and I wasn't man enuff
-ter kill him fer Carmelita's good and make my name mud to her fer
-keeps."
-
-"Same thing now, Buck," was the answer. "Challenge Luigi, and you can
-never set foot in the Cafe de la Legion again. If you killed him--it
-would be Carmelita's duty in life to find you and stab you."
-
-"Sure thing, John--an' what about yew? Ef our Looj was to be 'Rivoli
-the Coward' ef he wouldn't fight, who's to be 'coward' now? ... Yew've
-bitten off more'n yew can chew."
-
-"Anyhow, Buck, if you're any friend of mine--you'll let Rivoli alone.
-_Qui facit per alium facit per se_, and that's Dutch for 'I might as
-well kill Rivoli with my own hand as kill him through yours.'"
-
-The Bucking Bronco broke into song--
-
- "But serpose an' serpose,
- Yure Hightaliand lad shouldn't die?
- Nor the bagpipes shouldn't play o'er him
- Ef I punched him in the eye!"
-
-chanted he, as he placed his beloved "gun"--an automatic pistol--under
-his pillow. "I'll beat him up, Johnnie. Fer Carmelita's sake I ain't
-shot him up, an' fer her sake and yourn I won't shoot him up now, but
-the very first time as he flaps his mouth about this yer dool, I'll beat
-him up--and there'll be _some_ fight," and the Bucking Bronco dived into
-his "flea-bag."
-
-The next day the news spread throughout the _caserne_ of the First
-Battalion of the Legion that the promised treat was off, the duel
-between the famous Luigi Rivoli and the Englishman, John Bull, would not
-take place, the latter, in spite of the publicity and virulence of his
-challenge, having apologised.
-
-The news was ill received. In the first place the promise of a
-brilliant break in the monotony of Depot life was broken. In the second
-place, the undisputed reign of a despotic and brutal tyrant would
-continue and grow yet heavier and more insupportable; while, in the
-third place, it was not in accordance with the traditions of the Legion
-that a man should fiercely challenge another in public, and afterwards
-apologise and withdraw. Italian shares boomed and shot sky-high, while
-John Bulls became a drug in the market.
-
-That evening the Bucking Bronco, for the first time in his life,
-received a message from Carmelita, a message which raised him to the
-seventh heaven of expectation and hope, while the sanguine blood coursed
-merrily through his veins.
-
-Carmelita wanted him. At five o'clock without fail, Carmelita would
-expect him at the Cafe. She needed his help and relied upon him for
-it.... _Gee_-whillikins! She should have it.
-
-At half-past five that evening, the Bucking Bronco entered le Cafe de la
-Legion and stared in amazement at seeing a strange Legionary behind
-Carmelita's bar. He was a small, slight man in correct walking-out
-dress--a blue tunic, red breeches and white spats. His kepi was pulled
-well down over a small, intelligent face, the most marked features of
-which were very broad black eyebrows, and a biggish dark moustache. The
-broad chin-strap of the kepi was down, and pressed the man's chin up
-under the large moustache beneath which the strap passed. The soldier
-had a squint and the Bucking Bronco had always experienced a dislike and
-distrust of people so afflicted.
-
-"An' what'n Hell are _yew_ a-doin' thar, yew swivel-eyed tough?" he
-enquired, and repeated his enquiry in Legion French.
-
-The Legionary laughed--a ringing peal which was distinctly familiar.
-
-"Don't yew git fresh with me, Bo, or I'll come roun' thar an' improve
-yure squint till you can see in each ear-'ole," said the American,
-trying to "place" the man.
-
-Again the incongruous tinkling peal rang out and the Bucking Bronco
-received the shock of his life as Carmelita's voice issued through the
-big moustache. Words failed him as he devoured the girl with his eyes.
-
-"Dear Monsieur Bouckaing Bronceau," said she. "Will you walk out
-to-night with the youngest recruit in the Legion?"
-
-The Bronco still stared agape.
-
-"I am in trouble," continued Carmelita, "and I turn to you for help."
-
-The light of hope shone in the American's eyes.
-
-"Holy Poker!" said he. "God bless yure sweet eyes, fer sayin' so,
-Carmelita. But why _me_? Have yew found yure Loojey out, at last? Why
-me?"
-
-"I turn to you for help, Monsieur Bronco," said the girl, "because you
-have told me a hundred times that you love me. Love gives. It is not
-always asking, asking, asking. Now give me your help. I want to get at
-the truth. I want to clear a good and honest man from a web of lies.
-Take me to the Canteen with you to-night. They say my Luigi goes there
-to see Madame la Cantiniere. They say he flirts and drinks with her,
-that he helps her there, and serves behind her bar. They even dare to
-say that he asks her to marry him...."
-
-"It's true," interrupted the Bucking Bronco.
-
-"Very well--then take me there now. My Luigi has sworn to me a hundred
-times that he never sets foot in Madame's Canteen, that he would not
-touch her filthy Algerian wine--my Luigi who drinks only the best
-Chianti from Home. Take me there and prove your lies. Take me now, and
-either you and your friends, or else Luigi Rivoli, shall never cross my
-threshold again." Carmelita's voice was rising, tears were starting to
-her eyes, and her bosom rose and fell as no man's ever did.
-
-"Easy, honey," said the big American. "Ef yure gwine ter carry on right
-here, what'll you do in the Canteen when yew see yure Loojey right thar
-doin' bar-tender fer the woman he's a-doin' his damnedest to marry?"
-
-"_Do?_" answered Carmelita in a low tense voice. "Do? I would be cold
-as ice. I would be still and hard as one of the statues in my own
-Naples. All Hell would be in my breast, but a Hell of frozen fire do
-you understand, and I would creep away. Like a silent spirit I would
-creep away--but I would be a spirit of vengeance. To Monsieur Jean
-Boule would I go and I would say, 'Kill him! Kill him! For the love of
-God and the Holy Virgin and the Blessed Bambino, _kill_ him--and let me
-come and stamp upon his face.' That is what I would say, Monsieur
-Bronco."
-
-The American covered the girl's small brown hand with his huge paw.
-
-"Carmelita, honey," he whispered. "Don't go, little gel--don't go. May
-I be struck blind and balmy right hyar, right naow, ef I tell you a word
-of a lie. Every night of his life he's thar, afore he comes down hyar
-with lies on his lips to yew. Don't go. Take my word fer it, an' John
-Bull's word, and young Rupert's word. They're White Men, honey, they
-wouldn't lie ter yew. Believe what we tell yew, and give ole John Bull
-back his promise, an' let him shoot-up this low-lifer rattlesnake...."
-
-"I will see with my own eyes," said Carmelita--adding with sound
-feminine logic, "and if he's not there to-night, I'll know that you have
-all lied to me, and that he never was there--and never, never, never
-again shall one of you enter my house, or my Legionaries shall nail you
-by the ears to the wall with their bayonets.... Shame on me, to doubt
-my Luigi for a moment."
-
-The American gave way.
-
-"Come on then, little gel," he said. "P'raps it's fer the best."
-
-
- Sec.2
-
-Entering the Canteen that evening for his modest litre, 'Erb caught
-sight of his good friend, the Bucking Bronco, seated beside a Legionary
-whom 'Erb did not know. The American beckoned and 'Erb emitted a joyous
-sound to be heard more often in the Ratcliffe Highway than in the wilds
-of Algeria. Apparently his pal's companion was, or had been, in funds,
-for his head reposed upon his folded arms.
-
-"Wotto, Bucko!" exclaimed the genial 'Erb. "We a-goin' to ketch this
-pore bloke's complaint? Luvvus! Wish I got enuff to git as ill as wot
-'e is."
-
-"Sit down t'other side of him, 'Erb," responded the American. "We may
-hev' to help the gay-cat to bed. He's got a jag. Tight as a tick--an'
-lef me in the lurch with two-francs' worth to drink up."
-
-"Bless 'is 'eart," exclaimed 'Erb. "I dunno wevver 'e's a-drinkin' to
-drahn sorrer or wevver he's a-drinkin' to keep up 'is 'igh sperrits--but
-he shan't say as 'ow 'Erb 'Iggins didn't stand by 'im to the larst--the
-larst boll' I mean," and 'Erb filled the large glass which the American
-reached from the bar.
-
-"'Ere's 'ow, Cocky," he shouted in the ear of the apparently drunken
-man, giving him a sharp nudge in the ribs with his elbow.
-
-The drunken man gasped at the blow, gave a realistic hiccough and
-murmured: "A votre sante, Monsieur."
-
-"Carn't the pore feller swaller a little more, Buck?" enquired 'Erb with
-great concern. "Fency two francs--an' he's 'ad ter giv' up! ... Never
-mind, Ole Cock," he roared again in the ear of the drunkard, "p'raps
-you'll be able ter go ahtside in a minnit an' git it orf yer chest. Then
-yer kin start afresh. See? ... 'Ope hon, 'ope hever.... 'Sides," he
-added, as a cheering afterthought, "It'll tiste as good a-comin' up as
-wot it did a-goin' dahn." He then blew vinously into his mouth-organ
-and settled down for a really happy evening.
-
-A knot of Legionaries, friends of Rivoli, stood at the bar talking with
-Madame.
-
-"Here he comes," said one of them, leaning with his back against the
-bar. "Ask him."
-
-Luigi Rivoli strode up, casting to right and left the proud glances of
-the consciously Great.
-
-"Bonsoir, ma belle," quoth he to Madame. "And how is the Soul of the
-Soul of Luigi Rivoli?"
-
-The drunken man, sitting between the Bucking Bronco and le Legionnaire
-'Erbiggin, moved his head. He lay with the right side of it upon his
-folded arms and his flushed face toward the bar. His eyes were
-apparently closed in sottish slumber.
-
-Madame la Cantiniere fixed Rivoli with a cold and beady eye. (She
-"wagged her beard" too much, did she? Oho!)
-
-"And since when have I been the Soul of the Soul of Luigi Rivoli?" she
-enquired.
-
-"Can you ask it, My Own?" was the reply. "Did not the virgin fortress
-of my heart capitulate to the trumpet of your voice when first its
-musical call rang o'er its unsealed walls?"
-
-"Pouf!" replied Madame, bridling.... (What a way he had with him, and
-what a fine figure of a man he was, but "_beards_" quotha!) Raising the
-flap of the zinc-covered bar, Luigi, as usual, passed within and poured
-himself a bumper of wine. Raising the glass--
-
-"To the brightest eyes and sweetest face that I ever looked upon," he
-toasted, and drank.
-
-Madame simpered. Her wrath had, to some extent, evaporated.... Not
-that she would ever _dream_ of marrying him. No! that "beard" would be
-ever between them. No! No! He had dished himself finally. He had, as
-it were, hanged himself in that beard as did Absalom in the branches of
-a tree. The price he should pay for that insult was the value of her
-Canteen and income. There was balm and satisfaction in the thought.
-Still--until his successor were chosen, or rather, the successor of the
-late-lamented, so cruelly, if skilfully, carved by those _sacrepans_ and
-_galopins_ of Arabs--the assistance of the big man as waiter and
-chucker-out should certainly not be refused. By no means.
-
-"And what is this tale I hear of you and le Legionnaire Jean Boule?"
-enquired Madame. "They say that the Neapolitan trollop of Le Cafe de la
-Legion (_sous ce nom-la!_) has begged your life of him."
-
-The drunken man slowly opened his eyes and Rivoli put down his glass
-with a fierce frown.
-
-"And who invented that paltry, silly lie?" he asked, and laughed
-scornfully. Madame pointed a fat forefinger at the Bucking Bronco who
-leant, head on fist, regarding Rivoli with a sardonic smile.
-
-"Sure thing, Loojey. I'm spreadin' the glad joyous tidin's, as haow
-yure precious life has been saved, all over the whole caboodle," and
-proceeded to translate.
-
-"Oh, is _that_ the plot?" replied the Italian. "Is _that_ the best lie
-the gang of you could hatch? Corpo di Bacco! It's a poor one.
-Couldn't the lot of you think of a likelier tale than that?"
-
-The Bucking Bronco opined as haow thar was nuthin' like the trewth.
-
-"Look you," said the Italian to Madame, and the assembled loungers.
-"This grey English cur--pot-valiant--comes yapping at me, being in his
-cups, and challenges me, _me_, Luigi Rivoli, to fight. I say: 'Go dig
-your grave, dog,' and he goes. I have not seen him since, but on all
-hands I hear that he has arranged with this strumpet of the Cafe to say
-that she has begged my life of him," and Luigi Rivoli roared with
-laughter at the idea. "Now listen you, and spread this truth abroad....
-Madame will excuse me," and he turned with his stage bow to Madame....
-"I am no plaster saint, I am a Legionnaire. Sometimes I go to this
-Cafe--I admit it," and again turning to Madame, he laid his hand upon
-his heart. "Madame," he appealed, "I have no home, no wife, no fireside
-to which to be faithful.... And as I honestly admit I visit this Cafe.
-The girl is glad of my custom and possibly a little honoured--of that I
-would say nothing.... Accidents will happen to the bravest and most
-skilful of men in duels. The girl begged me not to fight. 'You are my
-best customer,' said she, 'and the handsomest of all my patrons,' and
-carried on as such wenches do, when trade is threatened. 'Peace,
-woman,' said I, 'trouble me not, or I go to Zuleika across the way.' ...
-She then took another line. 'Look you, Signor,' said she, 'this old
-fool, Boule, comes to me when he has money; and he drinks here every
-night. Spare his miserable carcase for what I make out of it,' and with
-a laugh I gave the girl my franc and half-promise.... Still, what is
-one's word to a wanton? I may shoot the dog yet, if he and his friends
-be not careful how they lie."
-
-The drunken man had turned his face on to his arms. No one but the
-American and 'Erb noticed that his body was shaken convulsively.
-Perhaps with drunken laughter?
-
-"Tole yer so, Cocky," bawled 'Erb in his ear. "You'll be sick as David's
-sow in a minnit, 'an' we'll all git blue-blind, paralytic drunk,'" and
-rising to his feet 'Erb lifted up his voice in song to the effect that--
-
- "White wings they never grow whiskers,
- They kerry me cheerily over the sea
- To ye Banks and Braes o' Bonny Doon
- Where we drew 'is club money this mornin'.
- Witin' to 'ear the verdick on the boy in the prisoner's dock
- When Levi may I menshun drew my perlite attenshun
- To the tick of 'is grandfarver's clock.
- Ninety years wivaht stumblin', Tick, Tick, Tick,--
- Ninety years wivaht grumblin', gently does the trick,
- When it stopped short, never to go agine
- Till the ole man died.
- An' ef yer wants ter know the time, git yer 'air cut."
-
-
-For the moment 'Erb was the centre of interest, though not half a dozen
-men in the room understood the words of what the vast majority supposed
-to be a wild lament or dirge.
-
-John Bull entered the Canteen, and 'Erb was forgotten. All near the
-counter, save the drunken man, watched his approach. He strode straight
-up to the oar, his eyes fixed on Rivoli.
-
-"I wish to withdraw my challenge to you," he said in a clear voice. "I
-am not going to fight you after all."
-
-"_But, Mother of God, you are!_" whispered the drunken man.
-
-"Oho!" roared Rivoli. "Oho!" and exploded with laughter. "Sober
-to-night are you, English boaster? And how do you know that I will not
-fight you, _flaneur_?"
-
-"That rests with you, of course," was the reply.
-
-"Oho, it does, does it, Monsieur Coup Manque? And suppose I decide _not_
-to fight you, but to punish you as little barking dogs should be
-punished? By the Wounds of God you shall learn a lesson, little
-vur...."
-
-The drunken man moved, as though to spring to his feet, but the big
-American's arm flung round him pressed him down, as he lurched his huge
-body drunkenly against him, pinning him to the table.
-
-"'Ere," expostulated 'Erb. "'E wants ter be sick, I tell yer. Free
-country ain't it, if 'e _is_ a bloomin' Legendary.... Might as well be
-a bleed'n drummerdary if 'e carn't be sick w'en 'e wants to.... 'Ope 'e
-ain't got seven stummicks, eny'ow," he added as an afterthought, and
-again applied himself to the business of the evening.
-
-John Bull turned, without a word, and left the Canteen. The knot about
-the bar broke up and Luigi was alone with Madame save for two drunken
-men and one who was doing his best to achieve that blissful state.
-
-"Have you forgiven me, Beloved of my Soul?" asked Rivoli of Madame, as
-she mopped the zinc surface of the bar.
-
-"No," snapped Madame. "I have not."
-
-"Then do it now, my Queen," he implored. "Forgive me, and then do one
-other thing."
-
-"What is that?" enquired Madame.
-
-"Marry me," replied Rivoli, seizing Madame's pudgy fist.
-
-The eyes of the drunken man were on him, and the American watching,
-thought of the eyes of the snake that lies with broken back watching its
-slayer. There was death and the hate of Hell in them, and while he
-shuddered, his heart sang with hope.
-
-"Marry me, Veronique," he repeated. "Have pity on me and end this
-suspense. See you, I grow thin," and he raised his mighty arms in a
-pathetic gesture.
-
-Madame glanced at the poor man's stomach. There was no noticeable
-_maigreur_.
-
-"And what of the Neapolitan hussy and your goings on in the Cafe de la
-Legion?" she asked.
-
-"To Hell with the _putain_," he almost shouted. "I am like other
-men--and I have been to her dive like the rest. Marry me and save me
-from this loose irregular soldier's life. Do you think I would stray
-from _thee_, Beloved, if thou wert mine?"
-
-"Not twice," said Madame.
-
-"Then away with this jealousy," replied the ardent Luigi. "Let me
-announce our nuptials here and now, and call upon my comrades-in-arms to
-drink long life and happiness to my beauteous bride--whom they all so
-chastely love and revere. Come, little Star of my Soul! Come,
-carissima, and I will most solemnly swear upon the Holy Cross that
-never, never, never again will I darken the doors of the _casse-croute_
-of that girl of the Bazaar. I swear it, Veronique--so help me God and
-all the Holy Saints--your husband will die before he will set foot in
-Carmelita's brothel."
-
-"Come," said the drunken man, with a little piteous moan. "Could you
-carry me out, Signor? I am going to faint."
-
-The Bucking Bronco gathered Carmelita up in his arms and strode toward
-the door.
-
-"'Ere 'old on," ejaculated 'Erb. "'Arf a mo'! I'll tike 'is 'oofs...."
-
-"Stay whar yew are, 'Erb," said the American sternly, over his shoulder.
-
-"Right-o, ole bloke," agreed 'Erb, always willing to oblige. "Right-o!
-Shove 'im in 'is kip[#] while I 'soop 'is bare.'"[#]
-
-
-[#] Bed.
-
-[#] Drink his beer.
-
-
-Outside, the Bucking Bronco set Carmelita down upon a bench in a dark
-corner and chafed her hands as he peered anxiously into her face.
-
-"Pull yureself together, honey," he urged. "Don't yew give way yit.
-Yew've gotter walk past the Guard ef I carries yew all the rest of the
-way."
-
-The broken-hearted girl could only moan. The American racked his brains
-for a solution of the difficulty and wished John Bull and Rupert were
-with him. It would be utterly hopeless to approach the gate with the
-girl in his arms. What would happen if he could not get her out that
-night? Suddenly the girl rose to her feet. Pride had come to her
-rescue.
-
-"Come, Monsieur Bronco," she said in a dead, emotionless voice. "Let me
-get home," and began to walk like an automaton. Slipping his arm
-through hers, the American guided and supported her, and in time,
-Carmelita awoke from a terrible dream to find herself at home. The
-Russian girl, in some clothing and a wrap of Carmelita's, admitted them
-at the back door.
-
-"Get her some brandy," said the Bucking Bronco. "Shall I open the Caffy
-and serve fer yew, Carmelita, ma gel?" he asked.
-
-Before he could translate his question into Legion French, Carmelita had
-understood, partly from his gestures. She shook her head.
-
-Olga Kyrilovitch looked a mute question at the American. He nodded
-slightly. Carmelita caught the unspoken communication between the two.
-
-"Yes," she said, turning to Olga, "you were right.... They were all
-right. And I was wrong.... He is the basest, meanest scoundrel who
-ever betrayed a woman. I do not realise it yet--I am stunned.... And I
-am punished too. I shall die or go mad when I understand.... And I
-want to be alone. Go now, dear Signor Orso Americano, and take my love
-and this message to Signor Jean Boule. _I kiss his boots in humility
-and apology, and if he will kill this Rivoli for me I will be his slave
-for life._"
-
-"Let me kill him fer yew, Carmelita," begged the American as he turned
-to go, and then paused as his face lit up with the brightness of an
-idea. "No," he said. "Almighty God! I got another think come. I'll
-come an' see yew to-morrow, Carmelita--and make yew a _pro_posal about
-Mounseer Loojey as'll do yew good." At the door he beckoned to the
-Russian girl.
-
-"Look at hyar, Miss Mikhail," he whispered. "Stand by her like a man
-to-night. Nuss her, and coddle her and soothe her. You see she don't
-do herself no harm. Yew hev' her safe and in her right mind in the
-mornin'--an' we'll git yew and yure brother outer Sidi or my name ain't
-Hyram Cyrus Milton."
-
-
- Sec.3
-
-That night was one of the most unforgettable of all the memorable nights
-through which Olga Kyrilovitch ever lived in the course of her
-adventurous career. For it was the only night during which she was shut
-up with a violent and dangerous homicidal maniac. In addition to
-fighting for her own life, the girl had, at times, to fight for that of
-her assailant, and she deserved well of the Bucking Bronco. Nature at
-length asserted herself and Carmelita collapsed. She slept, and awoke in
-the middle of the next day as sane as a person can be, every fibre of
-whose being yearns and tingles with one fierce obsession. Even to the
-experienced Russian girl, the wildness of the Neapolitan revenge-passion
-was an alarming revelation.
-
-"Though I starve or go mad, I cannot eat nor sleep till I have spat on
-his dead face," were the only words she answered to Olga's entreaty that
-she would take food. But she busied herself about her daily tasks with
-pinched white face, pinched white lips, and cavernous black brooding
-eyes.
-
-"Rivoli's next meal here will be his last," thought Olga Kyrilovitch,
-and shuddered.
-
-Terrible and unfathomable as was Carmelita's agony of mind, she insisted
-on carrying out the programme for the escape of the two Russians fixed
-for that day, and Olga salved a feeling of selfishness by assuring
-herself that anything which took the girl's thoughts from her own
-tragedy was for her good.
-
-That afternoon, Feodor Kyrilovitch made his unobtrusive exit from the
-Legion and was admitted by his sister at the back door of the Cafe. In
-his pocket was a letter enclosed in a blank envelope. On an inner
-envelope was the following name and address: "_Lady Huntingten, Elham
-Old Hall, Elham, Kent, England._"
-
-By the five-thirty train two flighty females--one blonde, the other
-brunette--were seen off from the little Sidi-bel-Abbes station of the
-Western Algerian Railway, which runs from Tlemcen to Oran, by
-Mademoiselle Carmelita of the Cafe de la Legion. Their conversation and
-playful badinage with the guard of Legionnaires, which is always on duty
-at the platform gate, were frivolous and unedifying. Sergeant Boulanger,
-as gallant to women as he was ferocious to men, vowed to his admired
-Carmelita that it broke his heart to announce that he feared he could
-not allow her two friends to proceed on their journey until--Carmelita's
-white face seemed to go a little whiter--they had both given him a
-chaste salute. On hearing this, one of the girls fled squealing to the
-train, while the other, with very real blushes and unfeigned reluctance,
-submitted her face to partial burial beneath the vast moustache of the
-amorous Sergeant.... As the ramshackle little train crawled out of the
-station, this girl said to the one who had fled: "You _were_ a sneak to
-bolt like that, Feodor," and received the somewhat cryptic reply--
-
-"My dear Olga, and where should we both be now if his lips had felt the
-bristles around mine? ... You don't suppose that a double shave, twice
-over, makes a man's face like a girl's, do you?..."
-
-These two young females found Lady Huntingten all, and more than all,
-her son had prophesied. When Feodor and Olga Kyrilovitch left the
-hospitable roof of Elham Old Hall, she parried their protestations of
-gratitude with the statement that she was fully repaid and over-paid,
-for anything she had been able to do for them, by the pleasure of
-talking with friends of her son, friends who had actually been with him
-but a few days before, and who so fully bore out the statements
-contained in his letter to the effect that he was in splendid health and
-having a splendid time.
-
-
-On returning to her Cafe, Carmelita found the Bucking Bronco, John Bull,
-Reginald Rupert, 'Erbiggins, and several other Legionnaires awaiting
-admittance. Having opened her bar and mechanically ministered to her
-customers' needs, the unsmiling, broken-looking Carmelita, all of whose
-vitality and energy seemed concentrated in her burning eyes beckoned to
-the American and led him into her room Gripping his wrist with her cold
-hand, and almost shaking him in her too-long suppressed frenzy:
-
-"Have you told Jean Boule?" she asked. "When will he kill him? Where?
-Quick, tell me! I must be there. I must see him do it.... Oh! He
-will die too quickly.... It is too good a death for such a reptile....
-It is no punishment.... Why should he not suffer some thousandth part
-of what _I_ suffer?"
-
-"Look at hyar, Carmelita, honey," interrupted the American, putting his
-arm round the little heaving shoulders as he mentally translated what he
-must first say in his own tongue. "Thet's jest whar the swine would git
-the bulge on yew. Why shouldn't he git a glimpse o' sufferin', sech as
-I had ter sit an' see yew git, las' night? ... An' I gits it in the
-think-box las' night, right hyar. Listen, ma honey. _I'm gwine ter
-beat him up_, right naow, right hyar, in yure Caffy--an' before yure
-very eyes. In front of all his bullies an' all the guys he's beat up,
-I'll hev' him on his knees a-blubberin' an' a-prayin' fer mercy.... Then
-he shall lick yure boots, little gel, same as he makes recruits lick
-his. Then he shall grovel on the ground an' beg an' pray yew to marry
-him, and at that insult yew shall ask me to put him across my knee and
-irritate his pants with my belt--an' then throw him neck and crop, tail
-over tip, in the gutter! Termorrer John Bull smacks his face on the
-barrack-square an' tells him he was only playin' with him about lettin'
-him off that dool."
-
-When Carmelita clearly understood the purport of this remarkable speech
-she put her arms around the Bucking Bronco's neck.
-
-"Dear Signor Orso Americano," she whispered. "Humiliate him to the dust
-before his comrades, bring him grovelling to my feet, begging me to
-marry him--and I will be your wife.... Blind, blind, unnameable _fool_
-that I have been--to think this dog a god and you a rough barbarian....
-Forgive me, Signor.... I could kill myself."
-
-The Bucking Bronco folded the woman in his arms. Suddenly she struggled
-free, thrust him from her, and, falling into a chair, buried her face in
-her arms and burst into tears. Standing over her the Bucking Bronco
-awkwardly patted her back with his huge hand.
-
-"Do yew good, ma gel," he murmured over and over again. "Nuth'n like a
-good cry for a woman.... Git it over naow, and by'n-by show a smilin'
-face an' a proud one fer Loojey Rivoli to see fer the las' time."
-
-"The _bambino_," wailed the girl. "The _bambino_."
-
-"_What?_" exclaimed the Bucking Bronco.
-
-Rising, the girl looked the man in the face and painfully but bravely
-stammered out what had been her so-wonderful Secret, and the hope of her
-life.
-
-The Bucking Bronco again folded Carmelita in his arms.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER X
-
- THE WAGES OF SIN
-
-
-It was soon evident that the word had been passed round that there would
-be "something doing" at the Cafe de la Legion that evening. Never
-before had its hospitable roof covered so large an assembly of guests.
-Though it was not exactly what could be called "a packed house," it was
-far from being a selected gathering of the special friends of Il Signor
-Luigi Rivoli. To Legionaries John Bull, Reginald Rupert and 'Erb
-'Iggins it was obvious that the Bucking Bronco had been at some pains to
-arrange that the spectators of whatever might befall that evening, were
-men who would witness the undoing of Luigi Rivoli--should that
-occur--with considerable equanimity. Scarcely a man there but had felt
-at some time the weight of his brutal fist and the indignity of helpless
-obedience to his tyrannous behest. Of one thing they were
-sure--whatever they might, or might not behold, they would see a Homeric
-fight, a struggle that would become historic in the annals of la Legion.
-The atmosphere was electric with suppressed excitement and a sense of
-pleasurable expectation.
-
-In a group by the bar, lounged the Bucking Bronco and the three
-Englishmen with a few of their more immediate intimates, chiefly
-Frenchmen, and members of their _escouade_. Carmelita, a brilliant spot
-of colour glowing on either cheek, busied herself about her duties,
-flitting like a butterfly from table to table. Never had she appeared
-more light-hearted, gay, and _insouciante_. But to John Bull, who
-watched her anxiously, it was clear that her gaiety was feverish and
-hectic, her laughter forced and hysterical.
-
-"Reckon 'e's got an earthly, matey?" asked 'Erb of Rupert. "'E'll 'ave
-ter scrag an' kick, same as Rivoli, if 'e don't want ter be counted
-aht."
-
-"I'd give a hundred pounds to see him win, anyhow," was the reply. "I
-expect he'll fight the brute with his own weapons. He'll go in for what
-he calls 'rough-housing' I hope.... No good following Amateur Boxing
-Association rules if you're fighting a bear, or a Zulu, or a
-Fuzzy-wuzzy, or Luigi Rivoli...."
-
-And that was precisely the intention of the American, whose fighting had
-been learnt in a very rough and varied school. When earning his living
-as a professional boxer, he had given referees no more than the average
-amount of trouble; and in the ring, against a clean fighter, had put up
-a clean fight. A tricky opponent, resorting to fouls, had always found
-him able to respond with very satisfying tricks of his own--"and then
-some." But the Bucking Bronco had also done much mixed fighting as a
-hobo[#] with husky and adequate bulls[#] in many of the towns of the
-free and glorious United States of America, when guilty of having no
-visible means of support; with exasperated and homicidal shacks[#] on
-most of that proud country's railways, when "holding her down," and
-frustrating their endeavours to make him "hit the grit"; with terrible
-and dangerous lumber-jacks in timber camps when the rye whiskey was in
-and all sense and decency were out; with cow-punchers and ranchers, with
-miners, with Bowery toughs, and assorted desperadoes.
-
-
-[#] Tramp, a rough.
-
-[#] Policemen.
-
-[#] Train conductors.
-
-
-To-night, when he stood face to face with Luigi Rivoli, he intended to
-do precisely what his opponent would do, to use all Nature's weapons and
-every device, trick, shift and artifice that his unusually wide
-experience had taught him.
-
-He knew, and fully admitted, that, tremendously powerful and tough as he
-himself was, Rivoli was far stronger. Not only was the Italian a born
-Strong Man, but he had spent his life in developing his muscles, and it
-was probable that there were very few more finely developed athletes on
-the face of the earth. Moreover, he was a far younger man, far better
-fed (thanks to Carmelita), and a trained professional wrestler. Not
-only were his muscles of marvellous development, they were also trained
-and educated to an equally marvellous quickness, skill and poise. Add to
-this the fact that the man was no mean exponent of the arts of _la
-savate_ and _la boxe_, utterly devoid of any scruples of honour and
-fair-play, and infused with a bitter hatred of the American--and small
-blame accrues to the latter for his determination to meet the Italian on
-his own ground.
-
-As he stood leaning against the bar, his elbows on it and his face
-toward the big room, it would have required a very close observer to
-note any signs of the fact that he was about to fight for his life, and,
-far more important, for Carmelita, against an opponent in whose favour
-the odds were heavy. His hard strong face was calm, the eyes level and
-steady, and, more significant, the hands and fingers quiet and
-reposeful. Studying his friend, John Bull noticed the absence of any
-symptoms of excitement, nervousness, or anxiety. There was no moistening
-of lips, no working of jaw muscles, no change of posture, no quickening
-of speech. It was the same old Buck, large, lazy, and lethargic, with
-the same humorous eye, the same measured drawl, the same quaint turn of
-speech. In striking contrast with the immobility of the American, was
-the obvious excitement of the Cockney.
-
-"It'll be an 'Ellova fight," he kept on saying. "Gawdstreuth, it'll be
-an 'Ellova fight," and bitterly regretted the self-denying ordinance
-which he had passed upon himself to the effect that no liquor should wet
-his lips till all was o'er....
-
-Luigi Rivoli, followed as usual by Malvin, Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat, Borges,
-Hirsch and Bauer, strode into the Cafe. He was accustomed to attracting
-attention and to the proud consciousness of nudges, glances and
-whisperings wherever he went. Not for nothing is one the strongest and
-most dangerous man in the Foreign Legion. But to-night he was aware of
-more than usual interest as silence fell upon the abnormally large
-gathering in Carmelita's Cafe. He at once ascribed it to the widespread
-interest in the public challenge he had received from John Bull to a
-_duel a l'outrance_ and the rumour that the Englishman had as publicly
-withdrawn it. He felt that fresh lustre had been added to his brilliant
-name.... Carmelita _had_ been useful there, and had delivered him from
-a very real danger, positively from the fangs of a mad dog. Very
-useful. What a pity it was that he could not marry Madame, and run
-Carmelita. Might she not be brought to consent to some such
-arrangement? Not even when she found she could have him in no other
-way? ... Never!
-
-_Absolutamente_ ... Curse her.... Well, anyhow, there were a few more
-francs, dinners, and bottles of Chianti. One must take what one can,
-while one can--and after all the Canteen was worth ten Cafes. Madame had
-been very kind to-night and would give her final answer to-morrow. That
-had been a subtle idea of his, telling her that, unless she married him,
-she should marry no one, and remain a widow all the days of her life,
-for he'd break the back of any man who so much as looked at her. That
-had given the old sow something to think about. Ha! Ha! ...
-
-As he entered, John Bull was just saying to the Bucking Bronco, "Don't
-do it, Buck. I know all about that
-
- 'Thrice-armed is he who hath his quarrel just,
- But four times is he who gets his blow in fust.'
-
-But thrice is quite enough, believe me, old chap. You've no need to
-descend to such a trick as hitting him unawares, by way of starting the
-fight."
-
-"Is this my night ter howl, John, or yourn? Whose funeral is it?"
-
-... "Fight him by his own methods if you like, Buck--but don't put
-yourself in the wrong for a start.... You'll win all right, or I shall
-cease to believe in Eternal Justice of Things."
-
-It had been the purpose of the Bucking Bronco to lessen the odds against
-himself, to some extent, by intimating his desire to fight, with a
-shattering blow which should begin, and, at the same time, half win the
-battle.
-
-Rivoli approached.
-
-Ha! There was that cursed Englishman, was he? Well, since he had given
-his promise to Carmelita and was debarred from a duel, he should repeat
-his apology of last night before this large assembly. Moreover, he would
-now be free to handle this English dog--to beat and torture and torment
-him like a new recruit. Bull's hands would be tied as far as weapons
-were concerned by his promise to Carmelita.... The dog was leaning
-against the flap of the bar which he would have to raise to pass through
-to his dinner. Should he take him by the ears and rub his face in the
-liquor-slops on the bar, or should he merely put him on the ground and
-wipe his feet on him? Better not perhaps, there was that
-thrice-accursed American _scelerato_ and that indestructible young devil
-Rupert, who had smitten his jaw and ribs so vilely, and wanted to fight
-again directly he had left hospital and _salle de police_. The Devil
-smite all Englishmen.... His wrath boiled over, his arm shot out and he
-seized John Bull by the collar, shook him, and slung him from his path.
-
-And then the Heavens fell.
-
-With his open, horny palm, the Bucking Bronco smote the Italian as
-cruelly stinging a slap as ever human face received. But for his
-friend's recent behest, he would have struck with his closed fist, and
-the Italian would have entered the fight, if not with a broken jaw, at
-least with a very badly "rattled" head.
-
-"_Ponk!_" observed 'Erb, dancing from foot to foot in excitement and
-glee.
-
-"Ah--h--h!" breathed Carmelita,
-
-The Italian recovered his balance and gathered himself for a spring.
-
-"No you don't," shouted Rupert, and the three Englishmen simultaneously
-threw themselves in front of him, at the same time calling on the
-spectators to make a ring.
-
-In a moment, headed by Tant-de-Soif, the Englishmen's friends commenced
-pulling chairs, tables and benches to the walls of the big room. Old
-Tant-de-Soif had never received a sou or a drink from the bully, though
-many and many a blow and bitter humiliation. Long he had served and
-long he had hated. He felt that a great hour had struck.
-
-The scores and scores of willing hands assisting, the room was quickly
-cleared.
-
-"This American would die, it appears, poor madman," observed M. Malvin
-ingratiatingly to Carmelita.
-
-"I do not think he will die," replied the girl. "But I think that
-anyone who interferes with him will do so."
-
-The eyes of the good M. Malvin narrowed. Lay the wind in that quarter?
-The excellent Luigi was found out, was he? Well, there might be a
-successor....
-
-Meantime the Italian had removed and methodically folded his tunic and
-canvas shirt. A broad belt sustained his baggy red breeches.
-
-So it had come, had it? Well, so much the better. This American had
-been the fly in the ointment of his comfort too long. Why had he not
-strangled the insolent, or broken his back long ago? He would break him
-now, once and for all--maim him for life if he could; at least make a
-serious hospital case of him.
-
-Bidding Malvin mount guard over his discarded garments, Rivoli stepped
-forth Into the middle of the large cleared space, flexing and slapping
-his muscles. Having done so, he looked round the crowded sides of the
-room for the usual applause. To his surprise none followed. He gazed
-about him again. Was this a selected audience? It was certainly not
-the audience he would have selected for himself. It appeared to consist
-mostly of _miserabile_ whom he had frequently had to punish for
-insubordination and defiance of his orders. They should have a
-demonstration, that evening, of the danger of defying Luigi Rivoli.
-
-As the American stepped forward John Bull caught his sleeve. "Take off
-your tunic, Buck," he said in surprise.
-
-"Take off nix," replied the American.
-
-"But he'll get a better hold on you," remonstrated his friend.
-
-"I should worry," was the cryptic reply, as the speaker unbuttoned the
-upper part of his tunic and pushed his collar well away from his neck at
-the back.
-
-"'E'll cop 'old of 'im wiv that coller, an' bleed'n well strangle 'im,"
-said 'Erb to Rupert.
-
-"Fancy that now, sonny," said the Bucking Bronco, with an exaggerated
-air of surprise, and stepped into the arena.
-
-Complete silence fell upon the room as the two antagonists faced each
-other.
-
-_Nom de nom de bon Dieu de Dieu_! Why had not le Legionnaire Bouckaing
-Bronceau stripped? Was it sheer bravado? How could he, or any other
-living man, afford to add to the already overwhelming risks when
-fighting the great Luigi Rivoli?...
-
-The Bucking Bronco got his "blow in fust" after all, and, as his friend
-had prophesied, was glad that it had not been a "foul poke"--taking his
-opponent unawares.
-
-"Come hither, dog, and let me snap thy spine," growled the Italian as
-the Bucking Bronco faced him. As he spoke, he thrust his right hand
-forward, as though to seize the American in a wrestling-hold. With a
-swift snatch the latter grabbed the extended hand, gave a powerful
-jerking tug and released it before his enemy could free it and fasten
-upon him in turn. The violent pull upon his arm swung the Italian half
-left and before he could recover his balance and regain his position,
-the Bucking Bronco had let drive at the side of his face with all his
-weight and strength. It was a terrific blow and caught Rivoli on the
-right cheek-bone, laying the side of his face open.
-
-Only those who have seen--or experienced--it, know the effect of skilled
-blows struck by hands unhampered by boxing gloves.
-
-The Italian reeled and, like the skilled master of ringcraft that he
-was, the Bucking Bronco gave him no time in which to recover. With a
-leap he again put all his strength, weight, and skill behind a slashing
-right-hander on his enemy's face, and, as he raised his arms, a
-left-hander on his ribs. Had any of these three blows found the
-Italian's "point" or "mark," it is more than probable that the fight
-would have been decided. As it was, Rivoli was only shaken--and
-exasperated to the point of madness....
-
-Wait till he got his arms round the man! ... Corpo di Bacco! But wait!
-Let him wait till he got his hand on that collar that the rash fool had
-left undone and sticking out so temptingly?
-
-Ducking swiftly under a fourth blow, he essayed to fling his arms round
-the American's waist. As the mighty arms shot out for the deadly
-embrace, the Bucking Bronco's knee flew up with terrific force, to smash
-the face so temptingly passed above it. Like a flash the face swerved to
-the left, the knee missed it, and the American's leg was instantly
-seized as in a vice.
-
-The spectators held their breath. Was this the end? Rivoli had him!
-Could there be any hope for him?
-
-There could. This was "rough-housin'"--and at "rough-housin'" the
-Bucking Bronco had had few equals. He suddenly thought of one of _the_
-fights of his life--at 'Frisco, with the bucko mate of a hell-ship on
-which he had made a trip as fo'c's'le-hand, from the Klondyke. The mate
-had done his best to kill him at sea, and the Bucking Bronco had "laid
-for him" ashore as the mate quitted the ship. It had been "some" fight
-and the mate had collared his leg in just the same way. He would try
-the method that had then been successful.... He seized the Italian's
-neck with both huge hands, and, with all his strength, started to
-throttle him--his thumbs on the back of his opponent's neck, his fingers
-crushing relentlessly into his throat. Of course Rivoli would throw
-him--that was to be expected--but that would not free Rivoli's throat.
-Not by any manner of means. With a fair and square two-handed hold on
-the skunk's throat, it would be no small thing to get that throat free
-again while there was any life left in its proprietor....
-
-With a heave and a thrust, the Italian threw the Bucking Bronco heavily
-and fell heavily upon him. The latter tightened his grip and saw his
-enemy going black in the face.... Swiftly Rivoli changed his hold.
-While keeping one arm round the American's leg, at the knee, he seized
-his foot with the other hand and pressed it backward with all his
-gigantic strength. As the leg bent back, he pressed his other arm more
-tightly into the back of the knee. In a moment the leg must snap like a
-carrot, and the American knew it--and also that he would be lame for
-life if his knee-joint were thus rent asunder. It was useless to hope
-that Rivoli would suffocate before the leg broke... Nor would a dead
-Rivoli be a sufficient compensation for perpetual lameness. Never to
-walk nor ride nor fight.... A lame husband for Carmelita.... Loosing
-his hold on his antagonist's throat, he punched him a paralysing blow on
-the muscle of the arm that was bending his leg back, and then seized the
-same arm by the wrist with both hands, and freed his foot.... A
-deadlock.... They glared into each other's eyes, mutually impotent, and
-then, by tacit mutual consent, released holds, rose, and confronted each
-other afresh.
-
-So far, honours were decidedly with the American, and a loud spontaneous
-cheer arose from the spectators. "Vive le Bouckaing Bronceau!" was the
-general sentiment.
-
-Carmelita sat like a statue on her high chair--lifeless save for her
-terrible eyes. Though her lips did not move, she prayed with all the
-fervour of her ardent nature.
-
-Breathing heavily, the antagonists faced each other like a pair of
-half-crouching tigers.... Suddenly Rivoli kicked. Not the horizontal
-kick of _la savate_ in which the leg is drawn up to the chest and the
-foot shot out sideways and parallel with the floor, so that the sole
-strikes the object flatly--but in the ordinary manner, the foot rising
-from the ground, to strike with the toe. The Bucking Bronco raised his
-right foot and crossed his right leg over his left, so that the
-Italian's rising shin met his own while the rising foot met nothing at
-all. Had the kick been delivered fully, the leg would have broken as
-the shin was suddenly arrested while the foot met nothing. (This is the
-deadliest defence there is against a kicker, other than a savatist.)
-But so fine was the poise and skill of the professional acrobat, that,
-in full flight, he arrested the kick ere it struck the parrying leg with
-full violence. He did not escape scot-free from this venture, however,
-for, even as he raised his leg in defence, the Bucking Bronco shot forth
-his right hand with one of the terrible punches for which Rivoli was
-beginning to entertain a wholesome respect. He saved his leg, but
-received a blow on the right eye which he knew must, before long, cause
-it to close completely. He saw red, lost his temper and became as an
-infuriated bull. As he had done under like circumstances with the
-Legionnaire Rupert, he rushed at his opponent with a roar, casting aside
-wisdom and prudence in the madness of his desire to get his enemy in his
-arms. He expected to receive a blow in the face as he sprang, and was
-prepared to dodge it by averting his head. With an agility surprising
-in so big a man, the Bucking Bronco ducked below the Italian's
-outstretched arms and, covering his face with his bent left arm, drove
-at his antagonist's "mark" with a blow like the kick of a horse. The
-gasping groan with which the wind was driven out of Rivoli's body was
-music to the Bucking Bronco's ears. He knew that, for some seconds, his
-foe, be he the strongest man alive, was at his mercy. Springing erect he
-punched with left and right at his doubled-up and gasping enemy, his
-arms working like piston-rods and his fists falling like sledge-hammers.
-The cheering became continuous as Rivoli shrank and staggered before
-that rain of terrific blows. Suddenly he recovered, drew a deep breath
-and flung his arms fairly round the Bucking Bronco's waist.
-
-Corpo di Bacco! He had got him!...
-
-Clasping his hands behind the American, he settled his head comfortably
-down into that wily man's neck, and bided his time. He had got him....
-He would rest and wait until his breathing was more normal. He would
-then tire the _scelerato_ down ... tire him down ... and then ...
-
-This was his programme, but it was not that of the Bucking Bronco, or
-not in its entirety. He realised that "Loojey had the bulge on him."
-For the moment it was "Loojey's night ter howl." He would take a rest
-and permit Loojey to support him, also he would feign exhaustion and
-distress. It was a pity that it was his right arm that was imprisoned
-in the bear-hug of the wrestler. However, nothing much could happen so
-long as he kept his back convex.
-
-Seconds, which seemed like long minutes, passed.
-
-Suddenly the Italian made a powerful effort to draw him closer and
-decrease the convexity of his arched back. He resisted the constriction
-with all his strength, but realised that he had been drawn slightly
-inward.
-
-Again a tremendous tensing of mighty muscles, again a tremendous heave
-in opposition, and again he was a little nearer.
-
-The process was repeated. Soon the line of his back would be concave
-instead of convex. That would be the beginning of the end. Once he
-bent over backward there would be no hope; he would finally drop from
-the Italian's grasp with a sprained or broken back, to receive
-shattering kicks in the face, ribs and stomach, before Rivoli jumped
-upon him with both feet and twenty stone weight. For a moment he half
-regretted having so stringently prohibited any sort or kind of
-interference in the fight, whatever happened, short of Rivoli's
-producing a weapon. But only for a moment. He would not owe his life
-to the intervention of others, after having promised Carmelita to beat
-him up and bring him grovelling to her feet. He had been winning so
-far.... He _would_ win.... As the Italian again put all his force into
-an inward-drawing hug, the American, for a fraction of a second,
-resisted with all his strength and then suddenly did precisely the
-opposite. Shooting his feet between the straddled legs of his
-adversary, he flung his left arm around his head, threw all his weight
-on to it and brought himself and Rivoli crashing heavily to the ground.
-As the arms of the latter burst asunder, the Bucking Bronco had time to
-seize his head and bang it twice, violently, upon the stone floor.
-
-Both scrambled to their feet.
-
-It had been a near thing. He must not get into that rib-crushing hug
-again, for the trick would not avail twice. Like a springing lion,
-Rivoli was on him. Ducking, he presented the top of his head to the
-charge and felt the Italian grip his collar. With an inarticulate cry
-of glee he braced his feet and with tremendous force and speed revolved
-his head and shoulders round and round in a small circle, the centre and
-axis of which was Rivoli's hand and forearm. The first lightning-like
-revolution entangled the tightly-gripping hand, the second twisted and
-wrenched the wrist and arm, the third completed the terrible work of
-mangling disintegration. In three seconds the bones, tendons,
-ligaments, and tissue of Rivoli's right hand and wrist were broken,
-wrenched and torn. The bones of the forearm were broken, the elbow and
-shoulder-joints were dislocated. Tearing himself free, the American
-sprang erect and struck the roaring, white-faced Italian between the
-eyes and then drove him before him, staggering backward under a
-ceaseless rain of violent punches. Drove him back and back, even as the
-bully put his uninjured left hand behind him for the dagger concealed in
-the hip pocket of his baggy trousers, and sent him reeling, stumbling
-and half-falling straight into the middle of his silent knot of jackals,
-Malvin, Borges, Hirsch, Bauer, and Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat. Against these
-he fell. Malvin was seen to put out his hands to stop him, Borges and
-Hirsch closed in on him to catch him, Bauer pressed against Malvin,
-Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat stooped with a swift movement. With a grunt Rivoli
-collapsed, his knees gave way and, in the middle of the dense throng, he
-slipped to the ground. As the Bucking Bronco thrust in, and the crowd
-pressed back, Rivoli lay on his face in the cleared space, a knife in
-his left hand, another in his back.
-
-He never moved nor spoke again, but M. Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat did both.
-
-As he left the Cafe he licked his lips, smiled and murmured: "_Je m'en
-ai souvenu_."
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XI
-
- GREATER LOVE...
-
-
-At the bottom of the alley, le bon Legionnaire Tou-tou Boil-the-Cat
-encountered Sergeant Legros.... A bright idea! ... Stepping up to the
-worthy Sergeant, he saluted, and informed him that, passing the
-notorious Cafe de la Legion, a minute since, he had heard a terrible
-_tohuwabohu_ and, looking in, had seen a crowd of excited Legionaries
-fighting with knives and side-arms. He had not entered, but from the
-door had seen at least one dead man upon the ground.
-
-The worthy Sergeant's face lit up as he smacked his lips with joy. Ah,
-ha! here were punishments.... Here were crimes.... Here were victims
-for _salle de police_ and _cellules_.... Fodder for the _peloton des
-hommes punis_ and the Zephyrs.... Here was distinction for that keen
-disciplinarian, Sergeant Legros.
-
-"_V'la quelqu'un pour la boite_," quoth he, and betook himself to the
-Cafe at the _pas gymastique_.
-
-
- Sec.2
-
-At the sight of the knife buried in the broad naked back of the Italian,
-the silence of horror fell upon the stupefied crowd.
-
-_Nombril de Belzebuth_! How had it happened?
-
-_Sacre nom de nom de bon Dieu de Dieu de Dieu de sort_! Who had done
-it? Certainly not le Legionnaire Bouckaing Bronceau. Never for one
-second had the Legionnaire Rivoli's back been toward him. Never for one
-instant had there been a knife in the American's hand. Yet there lay
-the great Luigi Rivoli stabbed to the heart. There was the knife in his
-back. _Dame_!
-
-Men's mouths hung open stupidly, as they stared wide-eyed. Gradually it
-grew clear and obvious. Of course--he had been knocked backwards into
-that group of his jackals, Malvin, Borges, Hirsch and Bauer, and one of
-them, who hated him, had been so excited and uplifted by the sight of
-his defeat that he had turned upon him. Yes, he had been stabbed by one
-of those four.
-
-"Malvin did it. I saw him," ejaculated Tant-de-Soif. He honestly
-thought he had--or thought he thought so. "God bless him," he added
-solemnly.
-
-He had many a score to settle with M. Malvin, but he could afford to
-give him generous praise--since he was booked for the firing-party
-beside the open grave, or five years _rabiau_ in Biribi. It is not
-every day that one's most hated enemies destroy each other....
-
-"Wal! I allow thet's torn it," opined the Bucking Bronco as he surveyed
-his dead enemy.
-
-Carmelita came from behind the bar and down the room. What was
-happening? Why had the fight stopped? She saw the huddled heap that
-had been Rivoli.... She saw the knife--and thought she understood.
-This was as things should be. This was how justice and vengeance were
-executed in her own beloved Naples. Il Signor Americano was worthy to
-be a Neapolitan, worthy to inherit and transmit _vendetta_. How cruelly
-she had misjudged him in thinking him a barbarian....
-
-"_Paye_," she cried, turning in disgust from the body, and threw her
-arms round the Bucking Bronco's neck, as the Sergeant burst in at the
-door. Sergeant Legros was in his element. Not only was there here a
-grand harvest of military criminals for his reaping, but here was
-vengeance--and vengeance and cruelty were the favourite food of the soul
-of Sergeant Legros. Here was a grand opportunity for vengeance on the
-Italian trollop who had, when he was a private Legionary, not only
-rejected his importunities with scorn, but had soundly smacked his face
-withal. Striding forward, as soon as he had roared, "_Attention!_" he
-seized Carmelita roughly by the arm and shook her violently, with a
-shout of: "To your kennel, _prostituee_." Whereupon the Bucking Bronco
-felled his superior officer to the ground with a smashing blow upon the
-jaw, thereby establishing an indisputable claim to life-servitude in the
-terrible Penal Battalions.
-
-Among the vices of vile Sergeant Legros, physical cowardice found no
-place. Staggering to his feet, he spat out a tooth, wiped the blood
-from his face, drew his sword-bayonet, and rushed at the American
-intending to kill him forthwith, in "self-defence." At the best of times
-Sergeant Legros looked, and was, a dangerous person--but the blow had
-made him a savage, homicidal maniac. The Bucking Bronco was dazed and
-astonished at what he had done. Circumstances had been too strong for
-him. He had naturally been in an abnormal state at the end of such a
-fight, and in no condition to think and act calmly when his adored
-Carmelita was insulted and assaulted.... What had he done? This meant
-death or penal servitude from the General Court Martial at Oran. He had
-lost her in the moment of winning her, and he dropped his hands as the
-Sergeant flew at him with the sword-bayonet poised to strike. No--he
-would fight.... He would make his get-away.... He would skin out and
-Carmelita should join him.... He would fight... Too late! ... The
-bayonet was at his throat.... Crash! ... Good old Johnny! ... That had
-been a near call. As the maddened Legros was in the act to thrust,
-Legionary John Bull had struck him on the side of the head with all his
-strength, sending him staggering, and had leapt upon him to secure the
-bayonet as they went crashing to the ground. As they struggled,
-Legionary Rupert set his foot heavily on the Sergeant's wrist and
-wrenched the bayonet from his hand.
-
-The problem of Sir Montague Merline's future was settled and the hour
-for Reginald Rupert's desertion had struck.
-
-An ominous growl had rumbled round the room at the brutal words and
-action of the detested Legros, and an audible gasp of consternation had
-followed the Bucking Bronco's blow. Sacre Dieu! Here were doings of
-which ignorance would be bliss--and there was a rush to the door, headed
-by Messieurs Malvin, Borges, Hirsch and Bauer.
-
-Several Legionaries, as though rooted to the spot by a fearful
-fascination, or by the hope of seeing Legros share the fate of Rivoli,
-had stood their ground until John Bull struck him and Rupert snatched
-the bayonet as though to kill him. Then, with two exceptions, this
-remainder fled. These two were Tant-de-Soif and the Dutchman, Hans
-Djoolte; the former, absolutely unable to think of flight and the
-establishment of an _alibi_ while the man who had made his life a hell
-was fighting for his own life; the latter, clear of conscience, honestly
-innocent and wholly unafraid. Staring round-eyed, they saw Sergeant
-Legros mightily heave his body upward, his head pinned to the ground by
-'Erb 'Iggins, his throat clutched by Legionnaire Jean Boule, his right
-hand held down by Legionnaire Rupert. Again he made a tremendous
-effort, emitted a hideous bellowing sound and then collapsed and lay
-curiously still. Meanwhile, Carmelita had closed and fastened the doors
-and shutters of the Cafe and was turning out the lamps. Within half a
-minute of the entrance of the Sergeant, the Cafe was closed and in
-semi-darkness.
-
-"The bloomin' ol' fox is shammin' dead," panted 'Erb, and removed his
-own belt. "'Eave 'im up and shove this rahnd 'is elbers while 'e's
-a-playin' 'possum. Shove yourn rahnd 'is legs, Buck," he added.
-
-While still lying perfectly supine, the Sergeant was trussed like a
-fowl.
-
-"Naow we gotter hit the high places. We gotter vamoose some," opined
-the Bucking Bronco, as the four arose, their task completed. They
-looked at each other in consternation. Circumstances had been too much
-for them. Fate and forces outside themselves had whirled them along in
-a spate of mischance, and cast them up, stranded and gasping. Entering
-the place with every innocent and praiseworthy intention, they now stood
-under the shadow of the gallows and the gaol. With them in that room
-was a murdered man, and an assaulted, battered and outraged superior....
-
-The croaking voice of Tant-de-Soif broke the silence. "_Pour vous_,"
-quoth he, "_il n'y a plus que l'Enfer_."
-
-"Shut up, you ugly old crow," replied Reginald Rupert, "and clear
-out.... Look here, what are you going to do about it? What are you
-going to say?"
-
-"I?" enquired Tant-de-Soif. "Le Legionnaire Djoolte and I have seen
-each other in the Bar de Madagascar off the Rue de Daya the whole
-evening. We have been here _peaudezebie_. Is it not, my Djoolte? Eh,
-_mon salop_?"
-
-But the sturdy Dutch boy was of a different moral fibre.
-
-"I have not been in the Bar de Madagascar," replied he, in halting
-Legion French. "I have been in le Cafe de la Legion the whole evening
-and seen all that happened."
-
-"'E's a-seekin' sorrer. 'E wants a fick ear," put in 'Erb in his own
-vernacular.
-
-"If my evidence is demanded, I saw a fair fight between the Legionnaire
-Bouckaing Bronceau and le Legionnaire Luigi Rivoli. I then saw le
-Legionnaire Luigi Rivoli fall dead, having been stabbed by either le
-Legionnaire Malvin or le Legionnaire Bauer, if it were not le
-Legionnaire Hirsch, or le Legionnaire Borges. I believe Malvin stabbed
-him while these three held him, but I do not know. I then saw le
-Sergent Legros enter and assault and abuse Mam'zelle Carmelita. I then
-saw him fall as though someone had struck him and he then attempted to
-murder le Legionnaire Bronco with his Rosalie. I then saw some
-Legionnaires tie him up.... That is the evidence that I shall give if I
-give any at all. I may refuse to answer, but I shall tell no lies."
-
-"That is all right," said the Bucking Bronco. "Naow yew git up an' yew
-git--an' yew too, Tant-de-Soif, and tell the b'ys ter help Carmelita any
-they can, ef Legros gits 'er inter trouble an' gits 'er Caffy shut....
-An' when yew gits the Gospel truth orf yure chest, Fatty, yew kin say,
-honest Injun, as haow I tol' yew, thet me an' John Bull was a-goin' on
-pump ter Merocker, an' Mounseers Rupert an' 'Erb was a-goin' fer ter do
-likewise ter Toonis. Naow git," and the two were hustled out of the
-Cafe.
-
-"Now," said John Bull, taking command, "we've got to be quick, as it's
-just possible the news of what's happened may reach the picket and you
-may be looked for before you're missing. First thing is Carmelita,
-second thing's money, and third thing's plan of campaign.... Is
-Carmelita in any danger over this?"
-
-"Don't see why she should be," said Rupert. "It's not her fault that
-there was a fight in her Cafe. It has never been in any sense a
-'disorderly house,' and what happened, merely happened here."
-
-"Yep," agreed the Bucking Bronco. "But I'm plum' anxious. I'm sure
-tellin' yew, I don't like ter make my gitaway an' leave her hyar. But
-we can't take a gal on pump."
-
-"Arx the young lidy," suggested 'Erb, and with one consent they went to
-the bar, leaning on which Carmelita was sobbing painfully. The strain
-and agony of the last twenty-four hours had been too much and she had
-broken down. As they passed the two silent bodies, 'Erb stopped and
-bent over Sergeant Legros, remarking: "Knows 'ow ter lie doggo, don't
-'e--the ol' cunnin'-chops?" He fell silent a moment, and then in a very
-different voice ejaculated, "Gawds-treuth 'e's _mort_, 'e is. 'E's
-_tue_."
-
-John Bull and Reginald Rupert looked at each other, and then turned back
-quietly to where the Sergeant was lying.
-
-"Cerebral hemorrhage," suggested John Bull. "I struck him on the side
-of the head."
-
-"'Eart failure," suggested 'Erb. "I set on 'is 'ead till 'is 'eart
-stopped, blimey!"
-
-"Apple Plexy, I opine," put in the Bucking Bronco. "All comes o' gittin'
-excited, don't it?"
-
-"He certainly made himself perfectly miserable when I took his bayonet
-away," admitted Legionary Rupert.
-
-"Anyhow, it's a fair swingin' job nah, wotever it was afore," said 'Erb.
-Whatever the cause and whosesoever the hand, Sergeant Legros was
-undoubtedly dead. They removed the belts, straightened his limbs,
-closed his eyes and 'Erb placed the dead man's kepi over the face,
-bursting as he did so into semi-hysterical song--
-
- "Ours is a 'appy little 'ome,
- I wisht I was a kipper on the foam,
- There's no carpet on the door,
- There's no knocker on the floor,
- Oo! Ours is a 'appy little 'ome."
-
-
-"Shut that damned row," said Legionary Rupert.
-
-"Carmelita, honey," said the Bucking Bronco, stroking the hair of the
-weeping girl. "Yew got the brains. Wot'll we do? Shall we stop an'
-look arter ye? Will yew come on pump with us? Will yew ketch the
-nine-fifteen ter Oran? Yew could light out fer the railroad _de_-pot
-right now--or will yew stick it out here, an' see ef they takes away
-yure licence? They couldn't do nuthin' more.... Give it a name, little
-gal--we've gotter hike quick, ef we ain't a-goin' ter stay."
-
-Carmelita controlled herself with an effort and dried her eyes. Not for
-nothing had her life been what it had.
-
-"You must all go at once," she said unhesitatingly. "Take Signor
-Rupert's money and make for Mendoza's in the Ghetto. He'll sell you
-mufti and food. Change, and then run, all night, along the railway.
-Lie up all day, and then run all night again. Then take different
-trains at different wayside stations, one by one, and avoid each other
-like poison in Oran; and leave by different boats on different days. I
-shall stay here. After trying for some hours to revive Legros, I shall
-send for the picket. You will be far from Sidi then. I shall give the
-Police all information as to the fight, and as to the murder of _that_,
-by Malvin; and shall conceal nothing of Legros' murderous attempt upon
-the Legionnaire Bouckaing Bronceau and of his death by _apoplessia_....
-They will see he has no wound.... This will give weight and truth to my
-evidence to the effect that it was a fair, clean fight and that no blame
-attaches to le Legionnaire Bouckaing Bronceau.... Where am I to blame?
-... No, you can leave me without fear. Also will I give evidence to
-having heard you plotting to make the promenade in different directions
-and to avoid the railway and Oran...."
-
-The Bucking Bronco was overcome with admiration.
-
-"Ain't that horse-sense?" he ejaculated.
-
-Laying her hands upon his shoulders, Carmelita looked him in the eyes.
-
-"And when you write to me to join you also, dear Americano, I will
-come," she said. "I, Carmelita, have said it.... Now that _that_ is
-dead, I shall be able to save some money. Write to me when you are
-safe, and I will join you wherever you are--whether it be Napoli or
-Inghilterra or America."
-
-"God bless ye, little gal," growled the American, folding her in his
-arms, and for the first time of his life being on the verge of an
-exhibition of weakness. "We'll make our gitaway all right, an' we
-couldn't be no use ter yew in prison hyar.... I'll earn or steal some
-money ter send yer, Carmelita, honey."
-
-"I can help you there," put in Legionary Rupert.
-
-"You and your loose cash are the _deus ex machina_, Rupert, my boy,"
-said John Bull.... "But for you, the Russians would hardly have got
-away so easily, and now a few pounds will make all the difference
-between life and death to Buck and Carmelita, not to mention yourself
-and 'Erb."
-
-"I am very fortunate," said Rupert, gracefully. "By the way, how much
-have we left Carmelita?" he added.
-
-"Exactly seven hundred francs, Monsieur," she replied. "Monsieur drew
-one thousand, he will remember, and the Russians after all, needed only
-three hundred in addition to their own roubles."
-
-"What are you going to do, 'Erb?" asked John Bull. "You haven't
-committed yourself very deeply you know. Legros can't give evidence
-against you and I doubt whether Tant-de-Soif or Djoolte will.... I don't
-suppose any of the others noticed you, but there's a risk--and ten years
-of Dartmoor would be preferable to six months in the Penal Battalions.
-What shall you do?"
-
-"Bung orf," replied 'Erb. "I'm fair fed full wiv Hafrica. Wot price
-the Ol' Kent Road on a Sat'day night!"
-
-"Then seven hundred francs will be most ample for three of you, to get
-mufti, railway tickets and tramp-steamer passages from Oran to Hamburg."
-
-"Why three?" asked Rupert.
-
-"You, Buck and 'Erb," replied John Bull.
-
-"Oh, I see. You have money for your own needs?" observed Rupert in some
-surprise.
-
-"I'm not going," announced John Bull.
-
-"_What?_" exclaimed four voices simultaneously, three in English and one
-in French.
-
-"I'm not going," he reiterated, "for several reasons.... To begin with,
-I've nowhere to go. Secondly, I don't want to go. Thirdly, I did not
-kill Legros," and, as an inducement to the Bucking Bronco to agree with
-his wishes, he added, "and fourthly, I may be able to be of some service
-to Carmelita if only by supporting her testimony with my evidence at the
-trial--supposing that I am arrested."
-
-"Come off it, old chap," said Rupert. "There are a hundred men whose
-testimony will support Carmelita's."
-
-"Wot's bitin' yew naow, John?" asked the Bucking Bronco. "Yew know it's
-a plum' sure thing as haow it'll come out thet yew slugged Legros in the
-year-'ole when we man-handled him. Won't that be enuff ter give yew
-five-spot in Biribi?"
-
-"Yus. Wot cher givin' us, Ole Cock?" expostulated 'Erb. "Wot price
-them blokes Malvin, an' Bower, an' Borjis, an' 'Ersh? Fink they'll shut
-their 'eads? An' wot price that bloomin' psalm-smitin', Bible-puncher
-of a George Washington of a Joolt? Wot price ole Tarntderswoff? Git 'im
-in front of a court martial an' 'e wouldn't jabber, would 'e? Not arf,
-'e wouldn't. I _don't_ fink."
-
-"And don't talk tosh, my dear chap, about having nowhere to go, please,"
-said Rupert. "You're coming home with me of course. My mother will
-love to have you."
-
-"Thanks awfully, but I'm afraid I can't go to England," was the reply.
-"I must..."
-
-"_Garn_," interrupted 'Erb. "I'm wanted meself, but I'm a-goin' ter
-chawnst it. No need ter 'ang abaht Scotland Yard.... I knows lots o'
-quiet juggers. 'Sides, better go where it's a risk o' bein' pinched
-than stop where it's a dead cert.... Nuvver fing. You ain't goin' ter
-be put away fer wot you done, Gawd-knows-'ow-many years ago. That's all
-blowed over, long ago. Why you've bin 'ere pretty nigh fifteen year,
-ain't yer? Talk sinse, Ole Cock--ain't yer jest said yer'd raver do a
-ten stretch in Portland than 'arf a one in Biribi?"
-
-John Bull and Reginald Rupert smiled at each other.
-
-"Thanks awfully, Rupert," said the former, "but I can't go to England."
-Turning to the Cockney he added, "You're a good sort, Herbert, my
-laddie--but I'm staying here."
-
-"Shucks," observed the American with an air of finality, and turning to
-Carmelita requested her to fetch the nuggets, the spondulicks, the
-dope--in short, the wad. Carmelita disappeared into her little room and
-returned in a few moments with a roll of notes.
-
-"Well, good-bye, my dear old chap," said John Bull, taking the
-American's hand. "You understand all I can't say, don't you? ...
-Good-bye."
-
-"Nuthin' doin', John," was the answer.
-
-"Hurry him off, Carmelita, we've wasted quite time enough," said John
-Bull, turning to the girl. "If he doesn't go now and do his best for
-himself, he doesn't love you. Do clear him out. It's death or penal
-servitude if he's caught. He struck Legros before Legros even
-threatened him--and Legros is dead."
-
-"You hear what Signor Jean Boule says. Are you going?" said Carmelita,
-turning to the American.
-
-"No, my gal. I ain't," was the prompt reply. "How can I, Carmelita? ...
-I'm his pal.... Hev' I got ter choose between yew an' him?"
-
-"Of course you have," put in John Bull. "Stay here and you will never
-see her again. It won't be a choice between me and her then; it'll be
-between death and penal servitude."
-
-The Bucking Bronco took Carmelita's face between his hands.
-
-"Little gal," he said, "I didn't reckon there was no such thing as
-'love,' outside books, ontil I saw yew. Life wasn't worth a red cent
-ontil yew came hyar. Then every time I gits inter my bunk, I thinks
-over agin every word I'd said ter yew thet night, an' every word yew'd
-said ter me. An' every mornin' when I gits up, I ses, 'I shall see
-Carmelita ter-night,' an' nuthin' didn't jar me so long as that was all
-right. An' when I knowed yew wasn't fer mine, because yew loved Loojey
-Rivoli, then I ses, '_Hell!_' An' I didn't shoot 'im up because I see
-how much yew loved him. An' I put up with him when he uster git fresh,
-because ef I'd beat 'im up yew'd hev druv me away from the Caffy, an'
-life was jest Hell, 'cause I knowed 'e was a low-lifer reptile an' yew'd
-never believe it.... An' now yew've found 'im out, an' he's gorn, an'
-yure mine--an' it's too late.... Will yew think I don't love yew,
-little gal? ... Don't tell me ter go or I might sneak off an' leave John
-in the lurch."
-
-"You can't help me, Buck," put in John Bull. "I shall be all right.
-Who'll you benefit by walking into gaol?"
-
-The American looked appealingly at the girl, and his face was more
-haggard and anxious than when he was fighting for his life.
-
-"This is my answer, Signor Bouckaing Bronceau," spake Carmelita. "Had
-you gone without Signor Jean Boule, I should not have followed you. Now
-I have heard you speak, I trust you for ever. Had you deserted your
-friend in trouble, you would have deserted me in trouble. If Signor
-Jean Boule will not go, then you must stay, for he struck Legros to save
-your life, as you struck him to avenge me. Would _I_ run away while you
-paid for that blow?..."
-
-Carmelita then turned with feminine wiles upon John Bull.
-
-"Since Signor Jean Boule will not go on pump," she continued, "you must
-stay and be shot, or sent to penal servitude, and I must be left to
-starve in the gutter."
-
-Sir Montague Merline came to the conclusion that after all the problem
-of his immediate future was not settled.
-
-"Very well," said he, "come on. We'll cut over to Mendoza's and go to
-earth. As soon as he has rigged us out, we'll get clear of Sidi."
-
-(He could always give himself up when they had to separate and he could
-help them no more. Yes, that was it. He would pretend that he had
-changed his mind and when they had to separate he would pretend that he
-was going to continue his journey. He would return and give himself up.
-Having told the exact truth with regard to his share in the matter, he
-would take his chance and face whatever followed.)
-
-"_A rivederci_, Carmelita," said he and kissed her.
-
-"_Mille grazie_, Signor," replied Carmelita. "_Buon viaggio_," and wept
-afresh.
-
-"So-long, Miss," said 'Erb. "Are we dahn'arted? _Naow!_"
-
-Carmelita smiled through her tears at the quaint English _ribaldo_, and
-brought confusion on Reginald Rupert by the warmth of her thanks for his
-actual and promised financial help....
-
-"We'd better go separately to Mendoza's," said John Bull. "Buck had
-better come last. I'll go first and bargain with the old devil. We
-shan't be missed until the morning, but we needn't exactly obtrude
-ourselves on people."
-
-He went out, followed a few minutes later by Rupert and 'Erb.
-
-Left alone with Carmelita, the Bucking Bronco picked her up in his arms
-and held her like a baby, as with haggard face and hoarse voice he tried
-to tell her of his love and of his misery in having to choose between
-losing her and leaving her. Having arranged with her that he should
-write to her in the name of Jules Lebrun from an address which would not
-be in France or any of her colonies, the Bucking Bronco allowed himself
-to be driven from the back door of the Cafe. Carmelita's last words
-were--
-
-"Good-bye, _amato_. When you send for me I shall come, and you need not
-wait until you can send me money."
-
-
- Sec.3
-
-The good Monsieur Mendoza, discovered in a dirty unsavoury room, at the
-top of a broken winding staircase of a modestly unobtrusive, windowless
-house, in a dirty unsavoury slum of the Ghetto, was exceedingly
-surprised to learn that le Legionnaire Jean Boule had come to _him_, of
-all people in the world, for assistance in deserting.
-
-The surprise of le bon Monsieur Mendoza was in itself surprising, in
-view of the fact that the facilitation of desertion was his profession.
-Still, there it was, manifest upon his expressive and filthy
-countenance, not to mention his expressive and filthy hands, which
-waggled, palms upward, beside his shrugged shoulders, as he gave vent to
-his pained astonishment, not to say indignation, at the Legionary's
-suggestion.... He was not that sort of man.... Besides, how did he
-know that Monsieur le Legionnaire had enough?...
-
-John Bull explained patiently to le bon Monsieur Mendoza, of whose
-little ways he knew a good deal, that he had come to him because he was
-subterraneously famous in the Legion as the fairy god-papa who could,
-with a wave of his wand, convert a uniformed Legionnaire into a most
-convincing civilian. Further, that he was known to be wholly reliable
-and incorruptibly honest in his dealings with those who could afford to
-be his god-sons.
-
-All of which was perfectly true.
-
-(Monsieur Mendoza did not display a gilt-lettered board upon the wall of
-his house, bearing any such inscription as "_Haroun Mendoza, Desertion
-Agent. Costumier to Poumpistes and All who make the Promenade.
-Desertions arranged with promptitude and despatch. Perfect Disguises a
-Speciality. Foreign Money Changed. Healthy Itineraries mapped out.
-Second-hand Uniforms disposed of. H.M.'s Agents and Interpreters meet
-All Trains at Oran; and Best Berths secured on all Steamers. Convincing
-Labelled Luggage Supplied. Special Terms for Parties_...." nor
-advertise in the _Echo d'Oran_, for it would have been as unnecessary as
-unwise....)
-
-All very well and all very interesting, parried Monsieur Mendoza, but
-while compliments garlic no _caldo_, shekels undoubtedly make the mule
-to go. Had le bon Legionnaire shekels?
-
-No, he had not, but they would very shortly arrive.
-
-"And how many shekels will arrive?" enquired the good Monsieur Mendoza.
-
-"Sufficient unto the purpose," was the answer, and then the bargaining
-began. For the sum of fifty francs the Jew would provide one Legionary
-with a satisfactory suit of clothes. The hat, boots, linen and tie
-consistent with each particular suit would cost from thirty to forty
-francs extra.... Say, roughly, a hundred francs for food and complete
-outfit, per individual. The attention of the worthy Israelite was here
-directed to the incontrovertible fact that he was dealing, not with the
-Rothschild brothers, but with four Legionaries of modest ambition and
-slender purse. To which, M. Mendoza replied that he who supped with the
-Devil required not only a long, but a golden spoon. In the end, it was
-agreed that, for the sum of three hundred francs, four complete outfits
-should be provided.
-
-The next thing was the production and exhibition of the promised
-disguises. Would M. Mendoza display them forthwith, that they might be
-selected by the time that the other clients arrived?
-
-"_Si, si_," said M. Mendoza. "_Ciertamente. Con placer_." It was no
-desire of M. Mendoza that any client should be expected _comprar a
-ciegas_--to buy a pig in a poke. No, _de ningun modo_....
-
-Shuffling into an inner room, the old gentleman returned, a few minutes
-later, laden with a huge bundle of second-hand clothing.
-
-"Will you travel as a party--say two tourists and their servants? Or as
-a party of bourgeoisie interested in the wine trade? Or--say worthy
-artisans or working men returning to Marseilles? ... What do you say to
-some walnut-juice and haiks--wild men from the _Tanezrafet_? One of you
-a Negro, perhaps (pebbles in the nostrils), carrying an _angareb_ and a
-bundle. I could let you have some _hashish_.... I could also arrange
-for camels--it's eighty miles to Oran, you know.... Say, three francs a
-day, per camel, and _bakshish_ for the men.... Not _meharis_ of course,
-but you'll be relying more on disguise than speed, for your escape...."
-
-"No," interrupted John Bull. "It only means more trouble turning into
-Europeans again at Oran. We want to be four obvious civilians, of the
-sort who could, without exciting suspicion, take the train at a wayside
-station."
-
-"What nationalities are you?" enquired the Jew.
-
-"English," was the reply.
-
-"Then take my advice and don't pretend to be French," said the other,
-and added, "Are any of the others gentlemen?"
-
-Sir Montague Merline smiled.
-
-"One," he said.
-
-"Then you and that other had better go as what you are--English
-gentlemen. If you are questioned, do not speak too good French, but get
-red in the face and say, 'Goddam' ... Yes, I think one of you might have
-a green veil round his hat.... the others might be horsey or seamen....
-Swiss waiters.... Music-hall artistes.... Or German touts, bagmen or
-spies.... Father Abraham! That's an idea! To get deported as a German
-spy! Ha, ha!" There was a knock at the door....
-
-"_Escuche!_" he whispered with an air of mystery, and added, "_Quien
-esta ahi?_"
-
-"It's the Lord Mayor o' Lunnon, Ole Cock," announced 'Erb as he entered.
-"Come fer a new set of robes an' a pearly 'at."
-
-"That one can go either as a dismissed groom, making his way back to
-England, or an out-of-work Swiss waiter," declared Mendoza, as his
-artist eye and ear took in the details of 'Erb's personality.
-
-A great actor and actor manager had been lost in le bon M. Mendoza, and
-he enjoyed the work of adapting disguises according to the possibilities
-of his clients, almost as much as he enjoyed wrangling and bargaining,
-for their last sous. A greedy and grasping old scoundrel, no doubt, but
-once you entrusted yourself to M. Mendoza you could rely upon his
-performing his part of the bargain with zeal, honesty, and secrecy.
-
-The two Legionaries divested themselves of their uniforms and put on the
-clothes handed to them.
-
-Another knock, and Rupert came in.
-
-"Hallo, Willie Clarkson," said he to Mendoza, who courteously replied
-with a "_Buenas tardes, senor_."
-
-"That one will be an English caballero," he observed.
-
-"Thought I should never get here," said Rupert. "Got into the wrong
-rabbit-warren," and took off his tunic.
-
-The Jew did not "place" the Bucking Bronco immediately upon his
-entrance, but studied him carefully, for some minutes, before announcing
-that he had better shave off his moustache and be a Spanish fisherman,
-muleteer, or sailor. If questioned, he might tell some tale, in
-execrable French, of a wife or daughter kidnapped at Barcelona and
-traced to a Tlemcen brothel. He should rave and be violent and more
-than a little drunk....
-
-And could the worthy M. Mendoza supply a couple of good revolvers with
-ammunition?
-
-"_Si, si,_" said M. Mendoza. "_Ciertamente. Con placer_. A most
-excellent one of very large calibre and with twenty-eight rounds of
-ammunition for forty francs, and another of smaller calibre and longer
-barrel, but with, unfortunately, only eleven rounds for thirty-five
-francs...."
-
-"Keep your right hand in your pocket, each of you," said M. Mendoza as
-they parted, "or you'll respectfully salute the first Sergeant you
-meet...."
-
-
- Sec.4
-
-The two Englishmen, in light summer suits, one wearing white buckskin
-boots, the other light brown ones, both carrying gloves and light canes,
-attracted no second glance of attention as they strolled along the
-boulevard, nor would anyone have suspected the vehement beating of their
-hearts as they passed the Guard at the gate in the fortification walls.
-
-Similarly innocent of appearance, was an ordinary-looking and humble
-little person who shuffled along, round-shouldered, shrilly whistling
-"Viens Poupoule, viens Poupoule, viens."
-
-Nor more calculated to arouse suspicion in the breast of the most
-observant Guard, was the big, slouching, blue-jowled Spaniard, who
-rolled along with his _beret_ over one eye, and his cigarrillo pendent
-from the corner of his mouth. The distance separating these from the
-two English gentlemen lessened as the latter, leaving the main
-promenades, passed through a suburb and, turning to the right, followed
-a quiet country road, which led to a railway station.
-
-Making a wide detour and avoiding the station, the four, marching
-parallel with the railway line, headed north for Oran.
-
-So far, so good. They were clear of Sidi-bel-Abbes and they were free.
-Free, but in the greatest danger. The next thing was to get clear of
-Africa and from beneath the shadow of the tri-couleur.
-
-"_Free!_" said Rupert, as the other two joined him and John Bull, and
-drew a long, deep breath, as of relief.
-
-"Not a bit of it, Rupert," said John Bull. "It's merely a case of a
-good beginning and a sporting chance."
-
-"Anyhow, well begun's half done, Old Thing. I feel like a boy let out
-of school," and he began to sing--
-
- "Si tu veux
- Faire mon bonheur,
- Marguerite, Marguerite,
- Si tu veux
- Faire mon bonheur,
- Marguerite, donne-moi ton coeur,
-
-You'll have to sing that, Buck, and put 'Carmelita' for 'Marguerite,'"
-he added.
-
-"Business first," interrupted John Bull. "This is the programme. We'll
-go steady all night at the 'quick' and the 'double' alternately, and
-five minutes' rest to the hour. If we can't do thirty miles by
-daylight, we're no Legionaries. Sleep all day to-morrow, in the shadow
-of a boulder, or trees.... By the way, we mustn't fetch up too near Les
-Imberts or we might be seen by somebody while we're asleep. Les Imberts
-is about thirty miles from Sidi, I believe. To-morrow night, we'll do
-another thirty miles and that'll bring us to Wady-el-hotoma. From there
-I vote we go independently by different trains...."
-
-"That's it," agreed Rupert. "United for defence--separated for
-concealment. We'd better hang together as far as Wady-what-is-it, in
-case a Goum patrol overtakes us."
-
-"Why not bung orf from this 'ere Lace Imbear?" enquired 'Erb. "Better'n
-doin' a kip in the desert, and paddin' the 'oof another bloomin' night.
-I'm a bloomin' gennelman naow, Ole Cock. I ain't a lousy Legendary."
-
-"Far too risky," replied John Bull. "We should look silly if Corporal
-Martel and a guard of men from our own _chambree_ were on the next
-train, shouldn't we? Whichever of us went into the station would be
-pinched. The later we hit the line the better, though on the other hand
-we can't hang about too long. We're between the Devil and the Deep
-Sea--station-guards and mounted patrols."
-
-It occurred to the Bucking Bronco that his own best "lay" would be an
-application of the art of "holding her down." In other words, waiting
-outside Sidi-bel-Abbes railway station until the night train pulled out,
-and jumping on to her in the darkness and "decking her"--in other words,
-climbing on to the roof and lying flat. As a past-master in "beating an
-overland," he could do this without the slightest difficulty, leaving
-the train as it slowed down into stations and making a detour to pick it
-up again as it left. Before daylight he could leave the train
-altogether and book as a passenger from the next station (since John
-strongly advised against walking into Oran by road, as that was the way
-a penniless Legionary might be expected to arrive). By that means he
-would arrive at Oran before they were missed at roll-call in the
-morning. Should he, by any chance, be seen and "ditched" by what he
-called the "brakemen" and "train-crew," he would merely have "to hit the
-grit," and wait for the next train. Yes, that's what he would do if he
-were alone--but the four of them couldn't do it, even if they possessed
-the necessary nerve, skill and endurance--and he wasn't going to leave
-them.
-
-"Come on, boys, _en avant, marche_," said John Bull, and they started on
-their thirty-mile run, keeping a sharp look-out for patrols, and halting
-for a second to listen for the sound of hoofs each time they changed
-from the _pas gymnastique_ to the quick march. Galloping hoofs would
-mean a patrol of Arab gens-d'armes, the natural enemies of the
-_poumpiste_, the villains who make a handsome bonus on their pay by
-hunting white men down like mad dogs and shooting them, as such, if they
-resist. (It is not for nothing that the twenty-five francs reward is
-paid for the return of a deserter "_dead_ or alive.")
-
-On through the night struggled the little band, keeping as far from the
-railway as was possible without losing its guidance. When a train
-rolled by in the distance, the dry mouth of the Bucking Bronco almost
-watered, as he imagined himself "holding her down," "decking her,"
-"riding the blind," or perhaps doing the journey safely and comfortably
-in a "side-door Pullman" (or goods-waggon).
-
-Before daylight, the utterly weary and footsore travellers threw
-themselves down to sleep in the middle of a collection of huge boulders
-that looked as though they had been emptied out upon the plain from a
-giant sack. During the night they had passed near many villages and had
-made many detours to avoid others which lay near the line, as well as
-farms and country houses, surrounded by their fig, orange and citron
-trees, their groves of date-palms, and their gardens. For miles they
-had travelled over sandy desert, and for miles through patches of
-cultivation, vineyards and well-tilled fields. They had met no one and
-had heard nothing more alarming than the barking of dogs. Now they had
-reached an utterly desert spot, and it had seemed to the leader of the
-party to be as safe a place as they would find in which to sleep away
-the day. It was not too near road, path, building, or cultivation, so
-far as he could tell, and about a mile from the railway. The cluster of
-great rocks would hide them from view of any possible wayfarer on foot,
-horseback, or camel, and would also shelter them from the rays of the
-sun. He judged that they were some two or three miles from Les Imberts
-station, and four or five from the village of that name.
-
-The next trouble would be water. They'd probably want water pretty
-badly before they got it. Perhaps it would rain. That would give them
-water, but would hardly improve the chances of himself and Rupert as
-convincing tourists. Thank Heaven they had a spare clean collar each,
-anyhow. Good old Mendoza. What an artist he was!...
-
-John Bull fell asleep.
-
-
- Sec.5
-
-"Look, my brothers! Behold!" cried "Goum" Hassan ibn Marbuk, an hour
-later, as he reined in his horse and pointed to where the footprints of
-four men left a track and turned off into the desert. "Franzwazi--they
-wear boots. It is they. Allah be praised. A hundred francs for us,
-and death for four Roumis. Let us kill the dogs."
-
-Turning his horse from the road, he cantered along the trail of the
-footsteps, followed by his two companions.
-
-"Allah be praised!" he cried again. "But our Kismet is good. Had it
-been but five minutes earlier it would have been too dark to notice
-them."
-
-"The footprints lead into that el Ahagger," he added later, pointing to
-the group of great boulders.
-
-The three men drew their revolvers and rode in among the rocks. The
-leading Arab gave a cry of joy and covered Rupert, who was nearest to
-him. As the Arab shouted, John Bull awoke and, even as he opened his
-eyes, yelled "_Aux armes!_" at the top of his voice. (He had shouted
-those words and heard them shouted, off and on, for fifteen years.) As
-he cried out, Hassan ibn Marbuk changed his aim from Rupert to John Bull
-and fired. The report of the revolver was instantly followed by three
-others in the quickest succession. John Bull's cry had awakened the
-Bucking Bronco and that wary man had slept with his "gun" in his hand.
-A second after Hassan ibn Marbuk fired, the Bucking Bronco shot him
-through the head, and then with lightning rapidity and apparently
-without aim, fired at the other two "Goums" who were behind their
-leader. Not for nothing had the Bucking Bronco been, for a time, trick
-pistol-shot in a Wild West show. Hassan ibn Marbuk fell from his
-saddle, the second Arab hung over his horse's neck, and the third, after
-a convulsive start, drooped and slowly bent backward, until he lay over
-the high crupper of his saddle.
-
-"Arabs ain't no derned good with guns," remarked the Bucking Bronco, as
-he rose to his feet, though it must, in justice, be admitted that the
-leading Arab had decidedly screened the view, and hampered the activity
-of the other two as he emerged from the little gully between two mighty
-rocks.
-
-"Gawd luvvus," said 'Erb, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. "Done in
-three coppers in a bloomin' lump!"
-
-The Bucking Bronco secured the horses.
-
-"I say," said Rupert, who was bending over Sir Montague Merline, "Bull's
-badly hit."
-
-"Ketch holt, quick," cried the Bucking Bronco, holding out to 'Erb the
-three reins which he had drawn over the horses' heads. He threw himself
-down beside his friend and swore softly, as his experienced eye
-recognised the unmistakable signs.
-
-"Is he dying?" whispered Rupert.
-
-"His number's up," groaned the American.
-
-"Done in by a copper!" marvelled 'Erb, and, putting his arm across his
-face, he leaned against the nearest horse and sobbed.... He was a
-child-like person, and, without knowing it, had come to centre all his
-powers of affection on John Bull.
-
-The dying man opened his eyes. "Got it where the chicken got the axe,"
-he whispered. "Good-bye, Buck.... See you in the ... Happy Hunting
-Grounds ... I hope."
-
-The Bucking Bronco looked at Rupert.
-
-"Carmelita put thisyer brandy in my pocket, Rupert," he said producing a
-medicine bottle. "Shall I dope him?"
-
-He coughed and swallowed, his mouth and chin twitched and worked, and
-tears trickled down his face.
-
-"Can't do much harm," said Rupert, and took the bottle from the
-American's shaking hand.
-
-The brandy revived the mortally wounded man.
-
-"Good-bye, Rupert," he said. "I advise you to go straight down to Les
-Imberts station ... and take the next train.... There will be a patrol
-... after this patrol ... before long. You can't lie up here for long
-now.... Buck might take a horse and gallop for it.... Lie up somewhere
-else.... And ride to Oran to-night.... 'Erb should go as Rupert's
-servant ... or by a different train.... Remember Mendoza's tips."
-
-The stertorous, wheezy breathing was painfully interrupted by a paroxysm
-of coughing.
-
-"Much pain, old chap?" asked the white-faced Rupert, as he wiped the
-blood from his friend's lips.
-
-"No," whispered Sir Montague Merline. "I am dead ... up to ... the
-heart.... Expanding bullet.... Lungs ... and spine ... I ... ex- ...
-pect. Shan't be ... long."
-
-"Anything I can do--any message or anything?" asked Rupert.
-
-The dying man closed his eyes.
-
-The Bucking Bronco was frankly blubbering. Turning to the dead "Goum"
-who had shot his friend, he swore horribly, and deplored that the man
-was dead and beyond the reach of his further vengeance. He fell
-instantly silent as his stricken friend spoke again.
-
-"If you ... get ... to Eng ... land, Rupert ... will ... you go ... to
-... my wife? She's Lady..." he whispered.
-
-"Yes--Lady ... _who_?" asked Rupert eagerly.
-
-"NO," continued the dying man, in a stronger voice, as he opened his
-eyes. "I never ... had ... a ... wife."
-
-Silence again.
-
-"Why _Marguerite_ ... My ... darling ... girl. _Darling_ ... at ...
-last. _Marguerite_."
-
-Sir Montague Merline's problem was solved, and the last of his wages
-paid....
-
-
- Sec.6
-
-
-The Honourable Reginald Rupert Huntingten never forgot the hour that
-followed. The three broken-hearted men buried their friend in a
-shallow, sandy grave and piled a cairn of rocks and stones above the
-spot. It gave them a feeling akin to pleasure to realise that every
-minute devoted to this labour of love, lessened their chance of escape.
-
-Their task accomplished, they shook hands and parted--the Bucking Bronco
-incapable of speech. Before he rode away, Huntingten thrust a piece of
-paper into his hand, upon which he had scribbled: "_R. R. Huntingten,
-Elham Old Hall, Elham, Kent,_" and said, "Wire me there. Or--better
-still, come--and we'll arrange about Carmelita."
-
-The Bucking Bronco rode away in the cool of the morning.
-
-Having settled by the toss of a coin whether he or 'Erb should attempt
-the next train, he gave that grief-stricken warrior the same address and
-invitation.
-
-With a crushing hand-clasp they parted, and Huntingten, with a light and
-jaunty step, and a sore and heavy heart, set forth for the station of
-Les Imberts to put his nerve and fortune to the test.
-
-
-
-
- EPILOGUE
-
-
-"Well, good night, my own darling Boy," said the beautiful Lady
-Huntingten, as she lit her candle from that of her son, by the table in
-the hall. "Don't keep Father up all night, if he and General Strong
-come to your bedroom."
-
-"Good night, dearest," replied he, kissing her fondly.
-
-Setting down her candlestick, she took him by the lapels of his coat as
-though loth to let him out of her sight and part with him, even for the
-night.
-
-"Oh, but it is good to have you again, darling," she murmured, gazing
-long at his bronzed and weather-beaten face. "You won't go off again
-for a long, long time, will you? And we must keep your promise to that
-wholly delightful 'Erb, if it's humanly possible. But I really cannot
-picture him as a discreet and silent-footed valet.... I simply loved
-him and the Bucking Bronco. I don't know which is the more precious and
-priceless.... I do so wonder whether he'll be happy with his
-Carmelita.... I shall love seeing her."
-
-"Yes, 'Erb and Buck are great birds," replied her son, "but poor old
-John Bull was the chap."
-
-"Poor man, how awful--with freedom in sight.... You knew nothing of his
-story?" she asked.
-
-"Absolutely nothing, dearest. All I know about him is that he was one
-of the very best. Funny thing, y' know, Mother--I simply lived with
-that chap, night and day, for a year, and know no more about him than
-just that. That, and his marks--and by Jove, he'd got some.... Simply
-a mass of scars, beginning with the crown of his head, where was a hole
-you could have laid your thumb in. Been about a bit, too; fought in
-China, Madagascar, West Africa, the Sahara and Morocco, in the Legion.
-Certainly been in the British Army--in Africa, too. I fancy he'd been a
-sailor as well--anyhow he'd been in Japan and got the loveliest bit of
-tattooing I ever set eyes on. Wonderful colours--snake winding round
-his wrist and up his forearm. Thing looked alive though it had been
-done for over thirty years. Nagasaki, I think he said...." He yawned
-hugely. "But here I am rambling on about a person you never saw, and
-keeping you up," he added. He bent to kiss his mother again.
-
-"Mother!--_darling_! Don't you feel well? Here, I'll get you a little
-brandy."
-
-Lady Huntingten was clutching at the edge of the table, and staring at
-her son, white-lipped. Her face looked drawn and suddenly old.
-
-"No, no," she said. "Come back. I--sometimes--a little..." and she sat
-down on the oak settle beside the table.
-
-"The heat ..." she continued incoherently. "There, I'm all right now.
-Tell me some more about this--John Bull.... He _is_ dead? ... You
-buried him yourself, you said."
-
-"Yes, poor old chap, it was awful."
-
-"And he gave you no messages for his people? He did not tell you his
-real name?"
-
-"No. Nothing. He's taken his story with him. The last words he said
-were 'Will you go and tell my wife, Lady...' and there he pulled himself
-up, and said he never had a wife. But he had, I'm sure--and he called
-to her by her Christian name. As he died, he cried out, '_At last--my
-darling--_'"
-
-"_Marguerite_," whispered Lady Huntingten.
-
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