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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Futuria Fantasia, Fall 1939, by Ray Bradbury
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- FUTURIA FANTASIA
-
- fall 1939
-
- vol. 1 no. 2
-
- Ray D. Bradbury
- editor
-
- 10 cents
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration: WORRY!!!]
-
-
-A newer, plumper Futuria Fantasia greets you, with more articles, more
-value and less Technocracy! The reason for the scanty garb of our summer
-issue was TIME, that villain who holds his sword over all humanity. I
-didn't have time to contact various authors and fans--and there was
-little time for mimeographing, since the Angel expedition to New York
-was fast approaching, and ye editor was wandering around in a daze
-waiting for the day when his bus would sweep him off to Manhattan. The
-trip to New York was a happily successful thing. Futuria Fantasia would
-like to toss an orchid to the editors who contributed so generously to
-the convention, and at the same time blare forth with a juicy razzberry
-for a certain trio of fans who made fools of themselves at the Conv.
-(and u know who we meen).
-
-But enuf of this boring fan quarreling ** action should have been taken
-at the convention and there's no use bawling over fused rockets. This
-issue we bring you another cover by Hans Bok. We sincerely believe his
-work is superior to any work done in fan mags for a long time. He has to
-be good ** for he is a protegee of no less a person than Maxfield
-Parrish, whose paintings have, at one time or another in the past
-decades, made more than one home beautiful. If you haven't had a
-Maxfield Parrish painting in yur home, it ain't a home. And, we feel
-proud of Hans becuz we acted as agent to Weird Tales while
-conventioneering in New York. Latest report is that Hans is doing an
-Illustration for Weird Tales. Here's luck, Hans, and may you keep up the
-good work while staying in Manhattan.
-
-With this issue we introduce two new fans, and two new authors. They are
-Anthony Corvais, who makes his part-time home in Tucson, Arizona, and
-Guy Amory of Phoenix. Corvais, twenty-two years old, has done a neat job
-with his RETURN FROM THE DEAD. In the winter edition he will let go with
-another original SYMPHONIC ABDUCTION. Guy Amory, after sum few hours of
-hard labor, finally got an interview out of Hankuttner, which is work in
-any man's lingo. Both boys were in L.A. for two weeks about a month
-back, and gave their promise to support FuFa from now to TDWACOH (the
-day when _astounding_ comes out hourly).
-
-Ron Reynolds, whose satire on Technocracy received favorable comment,
-comes back with his views and news about the Convention ** and Corrinne
-Ellsworth, gracious female fan of L.A. presents us with something that
-is distasteful to me, THE CASE OF THE VANISHING CAFETERIA. I protest
-against her grossly horrid insinuations about my Ghoul's Broths.
-Manhattaneers will tell you that it is only at the full moon that I can
-concoct one ... tho a cafeteria or Automat atmosphere does work wonders
-with my ego--specially if there are enuf people watching to make it
-profitable.
-
-As you will notice there is not a great deal to be sed about Technocracy
-in this issue ** mainly becuz I am tired of talking and the response we
-get is vury, vury funny, if not childish. If someone cares to challenge
-us on Technocracy we shall be only too glad to answer all questions, but
-when a bunch of crackpots start dragging in their own theories,
-relatives and human nature then we give up the ghost. We take this
-occasion to challenge the so-far-silent John W. Campbell to a duel of
-words on this subject. How's about it, Campbell?
-
-
-
-
-The Galapurred Forsendyke
-
-A tale of the Indies
-
-By H.V.B.
-
-
-He remembered--but never dreamed its source--the old poem which began,
-"A swibosh is an Indian," and as he leaned back in his chair puffing on
-a pipe, his lean bronzed face darkly serious against the moonglow, a
-little echo hooted from the hills as if an owl'd cried.
-
-Then Edris called. At the alarmant tingle of the bell, like a tinnient
-tang of a rattlesnake's tremor, he ran to the telephone and shouted
-eagerly, "Edris! My darling." Then he remembered to take receiver off
-the hook. He was answered by dead silence. Then, to his amazement and
-utter horror, a long damp tongue swished out of the mouthpiece, lapped
-his cheek and disappeared in a puff of acrid steam. "The Martians!" was
-his first thot, as he tremblingly buttered his toast. Then he heard
-Edris' voice. It floated easily from the ceiling as if it were inverted
-steam. He looked up, and discovered overhead that the planet India had
-vanished from the map. It had peeled itself loose and inched over the
-wallpaper and was now wrapping itself like a second skin around a baked
-potato. "But that's impossible!" he breathed, "There aren't any potatoes
-in August, and especially in bathtubs." Again Edris' voice reached him.
-What was she saying? "Go with the pretty men, dear, they'll feed you an
-orange." But that sounded crazy. He was worried, and clung to a red-hot
-radiator which melted into a puddle at his touch, burning a round red
-hole in the rug.
-
-Seventeen puffs of black vapor--he counted them--whiffed up winsomely
-from the charred circle. "Around and around," he said, dreamily,
-remembering the second line of the poem, "When Fifthly is perplexed."
-Edris oozed out of the shadows to him, longlike and snaky, with fearthy
-fettles adorning her foresome, and a blaze in her eyes like the
-hurmwurst of Whidby. Island, island, he repeated to himself, thrusting
-an negatory hand thru the farthing of her wrabdy--and her mouth parted
-to disclose another mouth, from which issued visible words like ticker
-tape of steam in chilly air, so surprising him that he could only stand
-rooted, like a tree. It was then that he noticed the snakes in her hair,
-as the leaves sprouted from his cheeks end from every simple vascicle of
-his tubular perpendages sometimes cursorily applellated, eyebreams.
-
-Among the amiderie of her fascinating fingers, which she waved before
-his face like the shimmer of phosphorescence on a salty sea on hot
-midsummer moonlight, took shape an elegant form, something reminiscent
-of a redchief. Within his sore heart a black thot grew, spurred by the
-excess of his agonized birdtwitters, bidding him to slay and do so
-quickly. He reached for a weapon. There was nothing at hand but a slug.
-He groaned. A slug against snakes? What chance of victory? As tho she'd
-read his thot, she moved nearer, her laffter lifting and lowering like a
-fragile boat on waves of honey. One by one her eyes--390 of them--popped
-out with hollow slaps like corks from bottles, while within the dull
-draperies of scarlet which adorned the farthest lamp-post stirred an
-unnameable bloody something which sent forth a thrill of foreboding into
-his anguished heart, and he remembered the 4th and last lines of the
-poem "He who dines alone is hexed." He uttered a gurgling scream as she
-leaped upon him, and her snales torn and the steam of her bare
-eye-sockets scalded him--then the ensanguined thing crawled limply over
-the face of the blinding desert and the vacant sun stared sitelessly at
-nothing.
-
-
-
-
-I'M THROUGH!
-
-BY _Foo E Onya_
-
-
-The editor of this magazine, under the impression that I am still one of
-that queer tribe known as science-fiction fans, has asked me to write an
-article. I am no longer a science-fiction fan. I'M THROUGH! However, I
-have decided to do the article and explain with my chin leading just why
-I am through. Here goes.
-
-As to science-fiction; the trouble with me, I think, is that I have
-outgrown the stuff mentally--and that's not a boast, seeing the type of
-minds modern science-fiction is dished up for. I'll admit there are a
-few exceptions, but on the whole, s.f. fans are as arrogant,
-self-satisfied, conspicuously blind, and critically moronic a group as
-the good Lord has allowed to people the Earth. I don't blush that I was
-once a s.f. fan, starting back in '26--I merely thank my personal gods
-that somewhere along the route I woke up and began to see s.f. as it
-really is. The superiority complex found in group known as science
-fiction fans is probably unequalled anywhere. Their certitude in their
-superiority, as readers of s.f., over all other fiction, is
-representative of an absolutely incredibly stupid complacence. Facing
-the business squarely, we can see why s.f. lays CLAIM to such
-superiority: for no other obvious reason than that such fiction is the
-bastard child of science and the romantic temperament. But NOT, good
-lord, because it is INSTRUCTIVE! This has too long been preached, until
-s.f. readers actually believe it! The amazing _naivette_ of these
-readers who think their literature is superior merely because they think
-it teaches--this simple moves me to despair. The fact is, any literature
-whose function it is to teach, ceases to be literature _as such_; it
-becomes didactic literature, which is the color of another horse. When
-literature becomes obsessed by _ideas as such_, it is no longer
-literature. Just how the delusion could have arisen that writing,
-because invested with scientific symbols, automatically became possessed
-of new and more precious values, is beyond me to explain. Ideas are out
-of place in literature unless they are subordinate to the spirit of the
-story--but s.f. readers have never perceived this. "Give us SCIENCE!"
-they shriek, running with clenched fists uprisen to the stars. "We want
-SCIENCE! Give us the Great God!" Well, they are given _science_, and
-what does it turn out to be? For the most part the off-scourings of the
-lunatic fringe. Talk about scientists being inspired by s.f.
-stories--WHEW! Why, not one s.f. writer in fifty has the remotest idea
-of what he is talking about--he just picks up some elementary idea and
-kicks hell out of it. I'll wager that no scientist is going to produce
-very spectacularly on the basis of any ideas provided by s.f. It's
-possible, but wholly improbable. Scientists don't tick that way.
-
-Another amusing fallacy: this well-known business of Wells and Verne
-doing some _predicting_. It's one of the biggest laffs of all. They made
-a _flock_ of predictions, a few of which were realized, and some only in
-ways most vaguely related to the original conception. How many ideas did
-they have that _never_ have been realized and never will? Give them
-credit for being good and often logical guessers, perhaps--but don't
-claim that as a merit for their WRITING! And how many other good
-guessers must there have been who never got around to setting down their
-predictions in print?
-
-There is but one affectation about Wells' "scientific" stories which he
-published before he discovered his capability at characterization, and
-this is the affectation of imagination. There is no genuine imagination
-in beating out cleverness of the s.f. type; the point of view, the
-inventive quality necessary for their construction, is the same as with
-the widely circulated tales of Nick Carter. Science-fiction stories are
-not struck forth with a creative hand, they are manufactured products
-put together piece-meal--none of them being written in any but the
-calmest and most conscious mood. They are lacking in that important
-element of all really GREAT works of the imagination: inspiration. And
-what is inspiration? It is essentially the soaring of one's soul without
-the knowledge of the mind. In the gleaming moment the mind becomes the
-slave of the spirit. Read Wells' EXPERIMENT IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY and see why
-and what he thinks of his early writings of s.f. He admits that they
-were only a means to an end, a preparation for his more serious writing
-that was to come later--Plato's REPUBLIC and More's UTOPIA also serving
-largely to hasten Wells' Utopian proclivities. When he really began to
-take his predictions seriously, he began to turn out the important stuff
-which now bores the average s.f. enthusiast silly--or should I say
-sillier!
-
-As for Verne, his stuff has never been literature except for boys. It is
-innocuous adventure--stuff that will not pervert morals. It is not too
-badly written, and the language is so simple that Verne is readily to be
-read in the original French, in fact some of his stuff serves as
-textbooks in French classes in American schools.
-
-But in the main, what I am speaking about now is s.f. as it is
-constituted today. All of this modern s.f. is worthless except in
-perhaps _one minor respect_, and I'm not even sure of that. It CAN open
-the minds of boys and girls reaching puberty, giving them a more
-catholic attitude toward startling new ideas. However, it is so very
-often fatal at the same time, in that these boys and girls become
-obsessed with it--it enmeshes them until, as I said, they become
-incredibly blind to all else, so certain are they of the superiority of
-their hobby over all other fiction. There are exceptions, but my
-experience has proven that the exceptions are by far a minority.
-
-Also I will admit that s.f. can on occasion provide escapist flights of
-imagination--in fact, it can be admirable for this; but this type of
-s.f. has become exceedingly rare because this crazy superstructure of
-SCIENCE, and even more so ADVENTURE, has become such a fetish that sound
-writing concerning people is rarely to be found. In pulp
-science-fiction, never.
-
-And the frightful smugness fostered by the modern s.f. magazines is
-simply appalling. It seems that not only the readers, but the editors
-and writers as well, cannot or will not see anything beyond their own
-perverted models. Just as one example which I remember very well, look
-how BRAVE NEW WORLD, the admirable and really important novel by
-Huxley, was received a few years ago. It was Clark Ashton Smith, I
-believe, who mentioned it as embodying some of Huxley's "habitual
-pornography"--simply, stunning P. Schyler Miller; whom, I might mention,
-I consider as one of the most intellectual authors and fans. And,
-reviewing the book, C.A. Brandt also decried its preoccupation with sex,
-but said complacently that it might, at least, bring to the attention
-of people that there was such a thing as the science-fictionists and
-their so-called literature. Of all the damned nonsense! BRAVE NEW WORLD
-was, as a matter of fact, a satire on sex, and of FAR MORE IMPORTANCE
-than to "bring to the attention of people that there is such a thing as
-sci-fiction." Huxley conceived a future world in which Ford's
-mechanistic contributions had become so emphatic as to deprive the
-people of all but an animal interest in sex; he projects a more normal
-man into such a civilization for no other reason than to characterize
-present-day tendencies with searing satire. But Brandt--he evidently
-would demolish this to set up in its stead a "Space-wrecked On Mars"
-atrocity.
-
-To get back to the subject, it is my honest opinion that no person of
-very conspicuous intelligence can subsist very considerably on s.f.
-after he begins to mature intellectually. There is simply not enuf _to_
-it to provide intellectual or spiritual nourishment. He may string along
-with it for a few years out of habit or some mental quirk--but stuff
-aimed at juvenile minds cannot very long sustain a person of mature
-years, unless that person is himself a mental adolescent. The way the
-fans flocked to the S.F. League, indulged in "tests" to prove their
-"superiority" over other readers, the silly letters in the mags, the
-petty internal strife, and many other things, have served to widen the
-gulf between me and s.f.
-
-The most important thing, however, is that I have discovered that
-there's been too much else of importance, REAL importance, that has been
-said and written in this world (and is being and will be), for me to
-desire to give much attention to such a petty thing as s.f. any more. I
-shall read on the fringe of it, but increasingly less frequently I'm
-afraid.
-
-I might have summed this entire thing up by saying, "I'm satiated," but
-that wouldn't be the entire truth. The entire truth would be: "I am
-satiated and much wiser." In conclusion let me point out that this is
-only one man's opinion. I have intentionally been harsh in my estimates,
-maybe some points are in need of qualification or elucidation, but by
-and large, I stand back of what I have written here. AMEN.
-
- * * * * *
-
-THE ABOVE ARTICLE IS SUBJECT TO CRITICISM--THEREFORE ANY AND ALL FANS
-AND AUTHORS WHO DISAGREE WILL FIND THEIR ARTICLES AGAINST THIS ONE BY A
-FAMOUS AUTHOR WELCOMED AND PRINTED IN THE WINTER EDITION OF FUFA!. THE
-WINTER EDITION WILL BE OUT DURING THE MONTH OF DECEMBER--SO
-CONTRIBUTIONS SHOULD BE MAILED IMMEDIATELY TO FUTURIA FANTASIA--3054-1/2
-West 12th Street, Los Angeles. (EDITOR)
-
- * * * * *
-
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-
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- FANTASIA! OUT IN DECEMBER TEN CENTS
-
-Contributions welcomed. Short stories preferred. No personal stuff or
-caustic feuding. Humor wanted. Material bought but never paid for--so
-what can you lose? We suggest you send a quarter for the next 3 issues
-of Futuria Fantasia and save yourselves a nickel.
-
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- Kuttner, Ackerman, Corvais
-
-
-
-
-Satan's Mistress
-
-by Doug Rogers
-
-
- Where flames of purgatory twist, and Earth's transgressors dwell,
- She dances swathed in heated mist, before the gates of Hell.
- Her gleaming naked body flees before the Demon fires,
- Along the shores of molten seas--ridged high by fuming pyres.
- Her hair, a liquid cape of flame, whips hot about her breasts,
- A strumpet in the Devil's name, which he alone invests,
- Gives power to a woman born of brimstone, steam and smoke,
- Her soul, a spark in early morn, flares up to share the yoke
- Of evil Mephistopheles upon his throne of death,
- Unheeding shrieks and doleful pleas choked out by dying breath.
- The Devil's Mistress dances down thru dungeons carved from bone,
- Upon her head the sinner's crown, each jewel a sigh, a moan.
- Before the wailing souls in caves, tossed down from earthly things,
- To charred and cindered minds of slaves her dancing passion brings.
- Then, tired of her evil joke, and laughing at her games,
- She draws about her fiery cloak to vanish in the flames.
-
-
-
-
-Lost Soul
-
-by Henry Hasse
-
-
- From far across the desolate moor I heard
- The echo of a wild and anguished cry--
- A tortured voice that shrieked aloud a word,
- A name, that shivered 'cross the leaden sky.
- I stopped--stared 'round--I knew that voice did sound
- A faint, familiar note within my brain.
- I fled across that dark and desolate ground
- Seeking out the direction whence it came.
- Forebodingly, that voice kept echoing
- Within a brain that did not seem my own ...
- A vague remembrance of a recent thing
- I could not grasp ... I was a lost and lone
- Forsaken soul that sped I knew not where,
- Wondering frightenedly what I did seek....
- At last I found it, there beside a bare
- And lonely road, when trembling and weak,
- I gazed upon a gallows-tree where hung
- A corpse, the very site of which did freeze
- The blood within my veins; a corpse that swung
- Grotesquely to and fro upon the breeze.
- And then, through rising panic, closer still
- I peered--then saw!--and knew! Again that cry
- That shrieked a name--the cry that issued shrill
- From my own throat, and shivered to the sky!
-
- * * * * *
-
- The name I shriek beneath the gallows-tree
- Was mine. The dead thing swinging there was me!
-
-
-
-
-The truth about goldfish
-
-KUTTNER
-
-
-For some time I have been wondering what the world is coming to. More
-than once I have got up in the middle of the nite, padded toward the
-bureau, and, peering into the mirror, exclaimed, "Stinky, what is the
-world coming to?" The responses I have thus obtained I am not at liberty
-to reveal; but I am coming to believe that either I have a most
-mysterious mirror or something is wrong somewhere. I am intrigued by my
-mirror.
-
-It came into my possession under extraordinary and eerie circumstances,
-being borne into my bedroom one Midsummer's Eve by a procession of cats
-dressed oddly in bright-colored sunsuits and carrying parasols. I was
-asleep at the time, but awoke just as the last tail whisked out the
-door, and immediately I sprang out of bed and cut my left big toe rather
-badly on the edge of the mirror. I remember that as I first looked into
-the fathomless, glassy depths, a curious thot came into my mind. "What,"
-I said to myself, "is the world coming to? And what is science-fiction
-coming to?"
-
-It is quite evident that a logical and critical analysis of
-science-fictional trends is a desideratum today. The whole trouble, I
-feel, can be laid to velleity. (I have wanted to use that word for
-years. Unfortunately I have now forgotten exactly what it means, but one
-can safely attribute trouble to it. Where was I?)
-
-Today science-fiction is split by schisms and impaled on the trylon of
-bad thots. The fans, I mean, not the writers. The writers have been
-split and impaled for years, but nothing can be done about that. In a
-way, it's a good thing. Look at Jules Verne, Victor Hugo, and, for that
-matter, the late unfortunate Tobias J. Koot.
-
-I put flowers on his grave only yesterday. He lies at rest, tho his
-ghastly fate pursued him even to the grave. And I attribute Mr. Koot's
-fate to nothing less than the schisms of fandom. For Koot was a hard
-working young man, serious, earnest, with promise of becoming a
-first-class writer. He took life very solemnly--almost grimly. "My job,"
-he told me once, "is to give people what they want."
-
-"I want a drink," I said to him. "Give me one."
-
-But Koot couldn't be turned from his rash course. He began to write
-science-fiction. That was where the trouble started. "Is it science?" he
-pondered. "Or is it fiction?" Already the cleavage--the split--had
-begun.
-
-It was a matter of logical progression toward ultimate division. Koot
-got in the habit of typing the science into his stories with his left
-hand, and the fiction with his right. He began to twitch and worry. He
-got up nites. He was troubled, uneasy. "I have one thing left to cling
-to," he muttered desperately, "Fandom! I can point to that and say: It
-is real. It exists. It is dependable."
-
-When fandom had its schism, Koot immediately developed a split
-personality. It was rather horrible. His left side--the scientific
-side--grew cold and hard and keen. He grew a Van Dyke on the left side
-of his face and his left hand was stained with acids and chemicals. But
-the right side of his face became dissipated and disreputable, with a
-leer in the eye end a scornful, sneering curve to the lip. He grew a
-tiny moustache on the right side, waxed it, and twirled it continually.
-It was rather horrid, but worse was yet to come.
-
-One day the inevitable happened. Tobias J. Koot split in half, with a
-faint ripping sound and a despairing wail. He was, of course, buried in
-two coffins and in two graves, the wretched man's fate pursuing him even
-beyond death.
-
-Well, you can understand how I feel, what with the mirror, the cats in
-sunsuits and the weasel. Or haven't I mentioned the weasel? I mean the
-brown one, of course, and he is, perhaps, worst of all. It isn't what he
-says so much as his sneering, ironic tone. The other weasels, who live
-in the spare bedroom with the colt, were happy enuf till HE arrived, but
-now THEY are arranging a schism. As you will readily see, something must
-be done about it before science-fiction collapses and the standard falls
-trailing into the dust.
-
-I suggest that we mobilize, and, to avoid dissension, give everybody the
-rank of general. Then, first of all, we can march to my house and get
-rid of that weasel.
-
-The Brown One, of course. The others are welcome to stay as long as they
-like. I feel that they are weak rather than wicked, and need only a good
-excuse, or should I say example, in order to brace themselves up.
-
-Contributions to the fund for the mobilization of science-fiction and
-the extermination of brown weasels may be sent to me in care of this
-magazine. Do not delay. Each moment you wait brings us closer to doom,
-and, besides, I need a new piano.
-
-H.K.
-
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-
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-GOD BUSTERS
-
-ERICK FREYOR
-
-
-Mark Twain, in his _mysterious stranger_, makes no bones about his
-sentiments towards Christianity and the God illusion. Speaking of
-Christian progress he says, "It is a remarkable progress. In five or six
-thousand years five or six high civilizations have risen, flourished,
-commanded the wonder of the world, then faded out and disappeared; and
-not one of them except the latest ever invented any sweeping and
-adequate way to kill people. They all did their best--to kill being the
-chiefest ambition of the human race and the earliest incident in its
-history--but only the Christian civilization has scored a triumph to be
-proud of. Two or three centuries from now it will be recognized that all
-the competent killers are Christians; then the pagan world will go to
-school to the Christian, not to acquire his religion, but his guns. The
-_turk_ and the _chinaman_ will buy these to kill missionaries and
-converts with."
-
-Again, in speaking of God, comparing the God conception to an impossible
-dream, he continues, "Strange, because they are so frankly and
-hysterically insane--like all dreams: a God who could have made good
-children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could
-have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one;
-who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who
-gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other
-children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his
-other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who
-mouths justice and invented hell--mouths mercy and invented hell; mouths
-Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and
-invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself;
-who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without
-invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon
-man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and
-finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused
-slave to worship him!"
-
-One wonders what the Christian Ethiopians thot when the Christian
-Italians playfully, and undoubtedly with the sanction of the Holy Mother
-Church, began to spray them with liquid fire, blast their cities, and
-mutilate their children with the newest Christian improvements on the
-Christian weapons of war. They probably couldn't quite understand the
-logic or the fairness of it, but we must not blame the Ethiopians for
-failing to comprehend, as they haven't had the benefits of Christian
-civilization for as long a time as the Italians.
-
-Let's put a stop to this shilly-shallying. Let's put these destructive
-Atheists in their place. The Christians KNOW that God DOES exist. That
-God _is_ all powerfull. So it would be only a simple matter to arrange
-an appointment with God, (we don't exactly know what his office hours
-are,) and prevail upon him to write a message in fire saying, "YOU BET,
-GOD IS THE REAL MCCOY" or something similar, and spread it all over the
-sky. That'll convince even the most reluctant Atheists, and it should be
-a rather simple trick for a God who once stopped the sun (sic!), created
-a universe in 6 days, and engineered an immaculate conception.
-
-Clarence Darrow, world famous criminal lawyer, the man who made the
-Silver-Tongued and Godly Bryant appear the verbose addlepate he was,
-beneath his platitudinous phrases, during the Scopes trial, said, to an
-interviewer, "All my life I've been an Agnostic. But I am no longer an
-Agnostic, I am now an Atheist."
-
-
-
-
-THE PENDULUM
-
-
-Up and down, back and forth, up and down. First the quick flite skyward,
-gradually slowing, reaching the pinnacle of the curve, poising a moment,
-then flashing earthward again, faster and faster at a nauseating speed,
-reaching the bottom and hurtling aloft on the opposite side. Up and
-down. Back and forth. Up and down.
-
-How long it had continued this way Layeville didn't know. It might have
-been millions of years he'd spent sitting here in the massive glass
-pendulum watching the world tip one way and another, up and down,
-dizzily before his eyes until they ached. Since first they had locked
-him in the pendulum's round glass head and set if swinging it had never
-stopped or changed. Continuous, monotonous movements over and above the
-ground. So huge was this pendulum that it shadowed one hundred feet or
-more with every majestic sweep of its gleaming shape, dangling from the
-metal intestines of the shining machine overhead. It took three or four
-seconds for it to traverse the one hundred feet one way, three or four
-seconds to come back.
-
-THE PRISONER OF TIME! That's what they called him now! Now,
-fettered to the very machine he had planned and constructed. A
-pri--son--er--of--time! A--pris--on--er--of--Time! With every swing of
-the pendulum it echoed in his thoughts. For ever like this until he went
-insane. He tried to focus his eyes on the arching hotness of the earth
-as it swept past beneath him.
-
-They had laughed at him a few days before. Or was it a week? A month? A
-year? He didn't know. This ceaseless pitching had filled him with an
-aching confusion. They had laughed at him when he said, some time before
-all this, he could bridge time gaps and travel into futurity. He had
-designed a huge machine to warp space, invited thirty of the worlds most
-gifted scientists to help him finish his colossal attempt to scratch the
-future wall of time.
-
-The hour of the accident spun back to him now thru misted memory. The
-display of the time machine to the public. The exact moment when he
-stood on the platform with the thirty scientists and pulled the main
-switch! The scientists, all of them, blasted into ashes from wild
-electrical flames! Before the eyes of two million witnesses who had come
-to the laboratory or were tuned in by television at home! He had slain
-the world's greatest scientists!
-
-He recalled the moment of shocked horror that followed. Something
-radically wrong had happened to the machine. He, Layeville, the inventor
-of the machine, had staggered backward, his clothes flaming and eating
-up about him. No time for explanations. Then he had collapsed in the
-blackness of pain and numbing defeat.
-
-Swept to a hasty trial, Layeville faced jeering throngs calling out for
-his death. "Destroy the Time Machine!" they cried. "And destroy this
-MURDERER with it!"
-
-Murderer! And he had tried to help humanity. This was his reward.
-
-One man had leaped onto the tribunal platform at the trial, crying, "No!
-Don't destroy the machine! I have a better plan! A revenge for
-this--this man!" His finger pointed at Layeville where the inventor sat
-unshaven and haggard, his eyes failure glazed. "We shall rebuild his
-machine, take his precious metals, and put up a monument to his
-slaughtering! We'll put him on exhibition for life within his
-executioning device!" The crowd roared approval like thunder shaking the
-tribunal hall.
-
-Then, pushing hands, days in prison, months. Finally, led forth into the
-hot sunshine, he was carried in a small rocket car to the center of the
-city. The shock of what he saw brought him back to reality. THEY had
-rebuilt his machine into a towering timepiece with a pendulum. He
-stumbled forward, urged on by thrusting hands, listening to the roar of
-thousands of voices damning him. Into the transparent pendulum head they
-pushed him and clamped it tight with weldings.
-
-Then they set the pendulum swinging and stood back. Slowly, very slowly,
-it rocked back and forth, increasing in speed. Layeville had pounded
-futilely at the glass, screaming. The faces became blurred, were only
-tearing pink blobs before him.
-
-On and on like this--for how long?
-
-He hadn't minded it so much at first, that first nite. He couldn't
-sleep, but it was not uncomfortable. The lites of the city were comets
-with tails that pelted from rite to left like foaming fireworks. But as
-the nite wore on he felt a gnawing in his stomach, that grew worse. He
-got very sick and vomited. The next day he couldn't eat anything.
-
-They never stopped the pendulum, not once. Instead of letting him eat
-quietly, they slid the food down the stem of the pendulum in a special
-tube, in little round parcels that plunked at his feet. The first time
-he attempted eating he was unsuccessful, it wouldn't stay down. In
-desperation he hammered against the cold glass with his fists until they
-bled, crying hoarsely, but he heard nothing but his own weak,
-fear-wracked words muffled in his ears.
-
-After some time had elapsed he got so that he could eat, even sleep
-while travelling back and forth this way. They allowed him small glass
-loops on the floor and leather thongs with which he tied himself down at
-nite and slept a soundless slumber without sliding.
-
-People came to look at him. He accustomed his eyes to the swift flite
-and followed their curiosity-etched faces, first close by in the middle,
-then far away to the right, middle again, and to the left.
-
-He saw the faces gaping, speaking soundless words, laughing and pointing
-at the prisoner of time traveling forever nowhere. But after awhile the
-town people vanished and it was only tourists who came and read the sign
-that said: THIS IS THE PRISONER OF TIME--JOHN LAYEVILLE--WHO KILLED
-THIRTY OF THE WORLDS FINEST SCIENTISTS! The school children, on the
-electrical moving sidewalk stopped to stare in childish awe. THE
-PRISONER OF TIME!
-
-Often he thot of that title. God, but it was ironic, that he should
-invent a time machine and have it converted into a clock, and that he,
-in its pendulum, should mete out the years--traveling _with_ Time.
-
-He couldn't remember how long it had been. The days and nites ran
-together in his memory. His unshaven checks had developed a short beard
-and then ceased growing. How long a time? How long?
-
-Once a day they sent down a tube after he ate and vacuumed up the cell,
-disposing of any wastes. Once in a great while they sent him a book, but
-that was all.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-The robots took care of him now. Evidently the humans thot it a waste of
-time to bother over their prisoner. The robots brot the food, cleaned
-the pendulum cell, oiled the machinery, worked tirelessly from dawn
-until the sun crimsoned westward. At this rate it could keep on for
-centuries.
-
-But one day as Layeville stared at the city and its people in the blur
-of ascent and descent, he perceived a swarming darkness that extended in
-the heavens. The city rocket ships that crossed the sky on pillars of
-scarlet flame darted helplessly, frightenedly for shelter. The people
-ran like water splashed on tiles, screaming soundlessly. Alien creatures
-fluttered down, great gelatinous masses of black that sucked out the
-life of all. They clustered thickly over everything, glistened
-momentarily upon the pendulum and its body above, over the whirling
-wheels and roaring bowels of the metal creature once a Time Machine. An
-hour later they dwindled away over the horizon and never came back. The
-city was dead.
-
-Up and down, Layeville went on his journey to nowhere, in his prison, a
-strange smile etched on his lips. In a week or more, he knew, he would
-be the only man alive on earth.
-
-Elation flamed within him. This was _his_ victory! Where the other men
-had planned the pendulum as a prison it had been an asylum against
-annihilation now!
-
-Day after day the robots still came, worked, unabated by the visitation
-of the black horde. They came every week, brot food, tinkered, checked,
-oiled, cleaned. Up and down, back and forth--THE PENDULUM!
-
-... a thousand years must have passed before the sky again showed life
-over the dead Earth. A silvery bullet of space dropped from the clouds,
-steaming, and hovered over the dead city where now only a few solitary
-robots performed their tasks. In the gathering dusk the lites of the
-metropolis glimmered on. Other automatons appeared on the rampways like
-spiders on twisting webs, scurrying about, checking, oiling, working in
-their crisp mechanical manner.
-
-And the creatures in the alien projectile found the time mechanism, the
-pendulum swinging up and down, back and forth, up and down. The robots
-still cared for it, oiled it, tinkering.
-
-A thousand years this pendulum had swung. Made of glass the round disk
-at the bottom was, but now when food was lowered by the robots through
-the tube it lay untouched. Later, when the vacuum tube came down and
-cleaned out the cell it took that very food with it.
-
-Back and forth--up and down.
-
-The visitors saw something inside the pendulum. Pressed closely to the
-glass side of the cell was the face of a whitened skull--a skeleton
-visage that stared out over the city with empty sockets and an
-enigmatical smile wreathing its lipless teeth.
-
-Back and forth--up and down.
-
-The strangers from the void stopped the pendulum in its course, ceased
-its swinging and cracked open the glass cell, exposing the skeleton to
-view. And in the gleaming light of the stars the skull face continued
-its weird grinning as if it knew that it had conquered something. Had
-conquered time.
-
-The Prisoner Of Time, Layeville, had indeed travelled along the
-centuries.
-
-And the journey was at an end.
-
-
-
-
-IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT KUTTNER?
-
-OR
-
-the man with the Weird Tale
-
-by GUY AMORY
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-The extremely interesting specimen to your right is not a head from a
-formaldehyde jar, though at times we have seen it, or him, pickled. It
-is I, Henry Kuttner, the laziest man who ever punched a typewriter and
-got paid for it. Like several other L.A. natives he is too busy living
-to do much worrying--and besides--what does it get him? (a check from
-Weird Tales) Henry has just sold them a 20,000 word yarn about Elak of
-Atlantis. At present he has finished a story headed for STARTLING, fifty
-thousand words or more, and been working with C. L. Moore on a new
-chiller.
-
-Hank's first story for Astounding was a disappointment, but he fully
-made up for that by turning in a sockerooo to Unknown called _the
-misguided halo_, written after the fashion of his most highly cherished
-author THORNE SMITH. What the fans don't know is that this little tale
-had a different ending than the one used by Campbell. Kuttner's finis to
-the halo was hysterically funny, but John W. thought otherwise and
-tagged a new finish on it--spoiling it as far as this author is
-concerned.
-
-Kuttner is 24 years old. He's been writing most of his life--learned how
-to type at the age of eight and hasn't left it alone since. Was born
-with a type-bar in his mouth. Lives in a quiet catacomb called Beverly
-Hills, the first cemetery I've ever seen with street lamps. At present,
-though I have broached the subject on numerous occasions, Hank
-steadfastly refuses to write for slick magazines. His best excuse being
-his laziness.
-
-Hanks is quiet-speaking, sincere. But he has a sense of humor, the kind
-that hits you amidriff abruptly. He is the perfect dead-pan jokester.
-His digs many times being too subtle for your correspondent to catch
-until several moments have passed, Kuttner is always ready to rush in
-mildly and put the immature fans to route. It is only when you see the
-ghastly pictures that he takes out at his charnal cave that you realize
-his true sense of comedy. He and Hodgkins and Shroyer, the fiends, get
-together in outre garb, in horrifying pose, and bring forth films that
-would shake the mind of even such a horror as Robert Bloch.
-
-Kuttner likes the way C. L. Moore writes (and who doesn't). He wishes he
-could write like her--but claims that when he tries imitating it comes
-out so much trash. If you've read any of his stories you realize that
-Hank is a master of the bingety-boom type of fiction--but with feeling!
-He puts more Incident in ten pages of Elak than any other author in
-WEIRD, and makes you feel it. He paints his picture with masterfully
-abrupt dabs, while Moore lays on her horror with the touch of a mosaic
-master, building up. Kuttner knocks you down and keeps you bouncing.
-Moore swirls you in cobwebs and totes you away into infinity. Combining
-their efforts in '37 for QUEST OF THE STARSTONE they turned out
-something to remember ... with Hank's flair for lightning pace and
-Moore's for description they went to town.
-
-That's about all we can say about Hank, He doesn't like New York because
-it's too dirty, noisy and big. He dotes on Thorne Smith. Rite now he's
-trying to crash Argosy with a story--and in the future you can expect
-some big things from this quiet author.
-
-Oh, yes, and is it true what they say about Kuttner?
-
-No, he doesn't use dope to get the effect in his stories. He has a
-massive painting of Art Barnes on his desk and when he prepares to write
-he squints once and once only at that painting to get gruesome
-atmosphere. Then he starts typing!
-
-Take a bow, Mr. Kuttner.
-
-(Jus bend over a little more, Hank! A' K' BARNES)
-
-WHUMP!
-
-Ouch! (KUTTNER)
-
-The End (of Kuttner)
-
-
-
-
-ANALYSIS
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-FROM J CHAPMAN MISKE: Pretty snappy cover on the 1st issue of fufa. At
-least I like it. Simple stuff looks best on mimeod covers. By the way,
-what, I'd like to know, is the sex of that Bokian creature? WHY MR.
-MISKE! WE THOT U ABHORED SEX! TSK! TSK! I'm for Technocracy. Personally
-I suspect Reynolds of being Kuttner NOPE.... TRY AGAIN, JACK. Your
-poetry not so hot. U wandered a bit and were melodramatic.
-
-DALE HART POSTS: Bok cover good. Yerke and Reynolds interesting.
-Forrie's story unique. Yur poem full of thot but it didn't scan very
-well. MAYBE IT'S BECUZ I'M MORE BRITISH THAN I AM _SCAN_-DIN-AVIAN.
-(BRAD) How about an increase in pages--this issue much too small. HOPE
-YU LIKE THIS BIGGER SIZE, DALE.
-
-GERTRUDE HEMKIN MUMBLES: Cover startling, technocracy article sounds
-sensible, ron reynolds satire amusing and contains a few kernels of
-logic, at that. And where hav I red 4SJ's RECORD bee4?
-
-(WE _Wonder_) HENRY HASSE TYPES: "Hans Bok steals 1st honors 4 his
-cover. Hope yu can get Hans to do all yur illustrations each month."
-YES; HENRY, WE'LL HAVE BOK ON THE COVER EVERY ISSUE FROM NOW ON EVEN THO
-HE'S BUSY IN NEW YORK WITH HIS PANTING--SINCE THE EDITORIAL FOR FUFA WAS
-STENCILED THE DECEMBER ISSUE OF WEIRD TALES HAS APPEARED ON THE STANDS
-ALL OVER AMERICA WITH ITS COVER DONE BY BOK. IT WAS FUTURIA FANTASIA'S
-PLEASENT DUTY, THIS SUMMER; TO BRING ABOUT THAT DEAL BETWEEN BOK AND
-WEIRD AND WE ARE JUSTLY PROUD OF HANS AND HIS SUCCESS. HERE'S HOPING HE
-HITS ASTOUNDING NEXT. HASSE CONTINUES: "Best written feature was yur
-poem, Brad. Next is Reynolds piece and the one by Ackerman." DUE TO LACK
-OF SPACE IN THIS ISSUE WE ARE CONDENSING THE ABOVE LETTERS. IN THE
-WINTER EDITION THERE WILL BE A BIGGER LETTER DEPARTMENT--THAT IS, IF YU
-WRITE IN. WE'RE ANXIOUS TO KNOW HOW YOU LIKED OUR SPECIAL _the
-pendulum_. UNTIL THEN, FU, FAREWELL!
-
-
-
-
-RETURN FROM DEATH
-
-_by ANTONY CORVAIS_
-
-
-They were seated in his parked, car, miles from the city, when Robert
-told Ellen; "I'll always love you, darling, forever and ever. I just
-can't help myself, and I don't want to."
-
-The girl nestled closer without reply.
-
-"And if something should happen to one of us, the other would
-wait--because love like ours will never know death--it must go on--for
-eternity," he continued. "I know that I'll love you even when I'm dead,
-and if there are such things as spirits, I'll come back to you--somehow.
-Or would it frighten you?"
-
-Ellen pouted: "Don't be so funereal! It makes me feel strangely inside.
-Of course nothing can separate us. It's a beautiful nite and we're
-wasting it on--oh, dear!" Her eyes had glanced at the small clock on the
-paneling. "It's late, Robert. You must hurry me home now or mother will
-be furious!"
-
-Sighing, Robert started the car. As they roared toward town over the
-twisting roadway, suddenly the car swerved.
-
-"Lookout, Bob! A man!" It was Ellen's high voice screaming.
-
-The car skidded sickeningly on loose gravel, crashed thunderously
-through the railing bordering the highway, and richocheted, turning over
-and over, halting as wreckage. Robert was crushed under the metal bulk,
-losing consciousness.
-
-Thrown clear, Ellen scrambled to the man, bent over him. Something more
-than pain filmed his eyes; he heard himself muttering: "I'll come
-back?--you wait--" in a failing whisper as illimitable darkness swept
-over him, accompanied by dreadful nausea. A point of light appeared in
-the void, expanding into a dazzling rectangle which split into thousands
-of lesser planes; these shaped a geometric pattern which whirled
-dizzily, humming, the drone rising in pitch with every sickening
-revolution, becoming incessant mechanical scream----
-
-"And this is death. This is past human endurance." With sudden
-omniscience he knew that he WAS dead and the meaning of the spinning
-pattern. The knowledge ebbed and carried with it all of his memories
-except for Ellen's face and her name.
-
-The wheeling design parted like a curtain, and Robert observed beyond it
-a branching path spreading before him like a flattened tree. At the end
-of every fork was Ellen's face, wavering and blurred. He fixed his
-attention upon the nearest furcation, aspiring toward it desperately,
-and sensed himself hovering in space.
-
-Shock, as of lightning coursing his veins, knotted him with agony.
-Involuntarily his eyes squeezed shut. Icy air tortured his lungs. As he
-raised his voice in weak protest, the pain ceased and he relaxed, spent.
-His eyes continued shut, as though the lids were gummed down. Failing in
-many attempts to open them, he quested food, found it, and consoled
-himself with it.
-
-Occasionally plaintive voices babbled unintelligibly, arousing him.
-Always, if he listened, he heard a gentle murmur reply to the voices.
-And then everything was quiet. He felt very sleepy. Finally he dropped
-off into slumber, deep and restful.
-
-Between periods of sleep, Robert struggled with his heavy eyelids.
-Memories might have associated his sightlessness with blindness--but he
-had none. There were only Ellen's face and her name which, when
-expecially desperate, he called again and again.
-
-Gradually his vision became clear, and he stared in awe at a world of
-immensity which was peopled with Titans. The picture of Ellen in this
-gigantic place troubled him, for the colossal beings looked upon him as
-an animated toy. Often he was elevated to their reeking mouths, kissed,
-and dropped aside; if he were insistent upon attention, inquiring for
-Ellen, the giants beat him and thrust him from their presence.
-
-Inert bare-surfaced looming things inclosed him, from some of which,
-when he approached them, he was kicked away. Incredibly huge portals
-barred egress to an outer world, from which seeped strange sharp odors.
-By calling his one word to the world beyond the doors, Robert endeavored
-to explain to the Titans that Ellen might possibly be outside. But they
-hushed him with amusement, sometimes with abuse.
-
-There had been others prisoned here like himself while he had not seen,
-but they had vanished now, but this bothered him not in the least--his
-thoughts were of Ellen, and finally the giants lifted him and put him
-into a windowless room and clamped a fretted ceiling over it. The
-chamber rocked gently; he realized that it was being moved from one
-place to another. Leaping frantically he touched the ceiling's lattice,
-clung to it, struggling to force himself through its interstices.
-Unsuccessful, tiring, he fell back, crouched in a corner, weeping.
-
-Motion of transit ended--the confining ceiling vanished. Robert
-scrambled over a wall, dropped to the ground of the outer world, whose
-heavy conflicting odors, dazzling lights and moving shadows alarmed him.
-Dim with distance was the withdrawing form of a giant, which he pursued,
-crying out his one word, "ELLEN!"
-
-The giant vanished among weird wavering plants. Alone, Robert skulked
-nervously through tall rustling things, was terrified at times by an
-unexpected sound or motion. But the swaying things appeared unaware of
-him and he became self-confidant. Discovering a stretch of damp earth
-gemmed with puddles, he drank. His head cocked at a sound reminiscent of
-Ellen: her soothing voice.
-
-A giantess had appeared over him. She was--ELLEN! At sight of her,
-Robert's pent memories burst free, overwhelming his consciousness with
-turbulent pageantry. He thrust up his arms; gently indulgent, the girl
-bent and drew him to her breast. She cuddled him, cooing to him. At the
-moment her monstrous size did not concern him.
-
-"I've found you! I've found you!" he cried. "Oh, Ellen, if only you knew
-how lonely it has been--" He opened his glad heart to her in a
-stammering urgency, bliss in his eyes, tears in his voice. Breathless,
-he raised his face to the girl's; she hesitated. Then she kissed him and
-set him down at her feet. She strode away. Crying with hurt amazement,
-he followed. She shook her head. She kept walking swiftly. He could not
-keep up with her and he stopped forlornly as she disappeared behind an
-obstruction. He stared after her with unbelieving eyes. Tho mysteriously
-stunted, he had returned to her from death, and she had not accepted
-him. He stepped close to one of her prodigious footprints in the mud and
-surveyed it grimly. His eyes sought an impression of his own foot. And
-suddenly he cried in mingled grief and horror--for there in the mud was
-his footprint--small--strange--the footprint of a half-grown cat!
-
-
-
-
-CONVENTIONAL NOTES or the report on THE S.F.L. BALL GAME
-
-by the editor
-
-score: 27 sprained ankles to 3 cracked knees.
-
-
-Ross Rocklynne: Tall, freckled, red haired, pleasent looking,
-good-natured and humorous--that is Rocklynne--and, by the way, in real
-life he spells it Rock_lin_. Makes the ideal traveling companion.
-Continually clicking away with his candid camera. Is versed in many
-subjects--likes plots about gigantic ideas, such as THE MOTH, giant men,
-and THE MEN AND THE MIRROR with an amorphous reflector, while JUPITER
-TRAP gave us a giant siphon. Rocklynne, 26, looks 22 or younger.
-Favorite expression, when agreeing with anyone is, "That's right."
-Spending most of my time after the convention with Ross, painting the
-town a delicate pink, I found that he is now trying a bit of Weird
-writing which has been unsuccessful, and some Western concocting--ditto.
-Ross is quite different than his characters Deveral and Colbie. Somehow
-I had imagined a Rocklynne with a sharp gaunted face and bulging
-muscles--I found, instead, a good example of what mite be called typical
-college species number #569Z, a cross between science and wit, well
-mixed and jelled in an Empire State tall body. Lives in Cincinnatti. His
-characters, Colbie and Deveral, are two of the most consistent and
-popular guys in s.f. today, according to Campbell.
-
-Charlie Hornig: The dark horse who says neigh to every manuscript I
-write for him. Dark-haired, dark-eyed, dark-skinned fiend who deals from
-the bottom of the manuscript pile over at _Science-fiction_. He has just
-learned to speak English during the past week and now he finds it much
-more fun picking out the manuscripts instead of leaping into a pile of
-them and bobbing up with one between his teeth. Makes lousy speeches. Is
-a human dynamo and expert guide to anyone in Manhattan. Makes money on
-the side selling shoestrings on the I.R.T. between the Bronx and Coney
-Island. Father was a toupee manufacturer which makes Charlie hair to a
-big-wig's fortune. Thanx, Charlie, for your presence in New York to
-guide me around. And I just LOVE Science Fiction! (paid adv.)
-
-Impressions cawt short: John W. (werewolf) Campbell, a scientific theory
-in a potato sack suit with high rubber boots to match.
-
-Julius Schwartz and Groucho Marx look-alikes.
-
-Mort Weisinger, a plump smile.
-
-A. Merritt, the man on the billboards with a mug of Milwaukee beer in
-his hand. Jovial, glasses, chubby. Not a bit mysterious.
-
-Forrest J. Ackerman, dressed in future garb at convention, looking like
-a fugitive from a costume shop.
-
-Willy Ley, a pair of thick-lensed glasses with an accent.
-Lowndes--moustache and gold tooth--double feature. Leslie Perry--Madame
-Butterfly with bangs.
-
-Henry Kuttner, a voice from a pile of cigarettes. Morojo, short and
-sweet, commonly referred to as the VOICE OF MIDGE. Sykora, nervous
-breakdown with hair. Moskowitz, human fog-horn: following his opening
-speech New York gripped by earth tremors. Wollheim, Communist, born in a
-revolving door, believes in revolutions, get it? Or do you? Sykora,
-Moskowitz, Taurasi--three little pigs. Manly Wade Wellman--the human
-JELL-O! Kornbluth, a well-padded belch. Swisher, massive literary Babe
-Ruth, king of so-what! Robert J. Thompson, the leaning tower of Pisa
-wired for sound.
-
-
-
-
-LOCAL LEAGUE LIFE
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-Nite of Halloween the Paramount theatre found itself besieged with
-members of the S.F.L. when 4Sj, Morojo, Pogo, Bradbury, Corvais, Rogers,
-Amory, Eldred and others met there to enjoy special preview of Bob Hope
-film CAT AND CANARY. Bradbury took along weird mask fashioned by
-Harryhausen and, in spookiest part of film, scared hell out of innocent
-blonde sitting alongside. Her scream was heard over in Pomona.
-Chandeliers rocked. Bradbury then took off mask and laffed and the girl
-tainted.
-
- * * * * *
-
-One month ago Bradbury stenciled and printed the editorial to this
-second issue of FuFa, only to be delayed by various troubles, mostly
-typewriter and stencil scourges, until now. In the meantime the December
-Weird had come out and FuFa's artist Bok had a cover on it. We'd like to
-take this opportunity to congratulate Bok on his splendid work and wish
-him luck.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Yerke, in one of his britest moments, growled, "The little man who
-wasn't there, certainly didn't take up lots of air, but just think of
-the air he wouldn't take up if he were twins!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Henry Hasse, now a regular writer for Weird again, according to late
-reports, has one coming up in a short while. Hopes to have it
-illustrated by Bok.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Last moment arrival of material from various authors thrust the
-Technocracy article out of this issue. We suggest that all those
-interested in Technocracy go to your nearest Section in your city and
-save us the trouble of converting you. We will, tho, in the Winter
-Edition, give you a few facts and predictions made by Technocracy.
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- AN L.A. SFL PUB.
- 30 54 1/2 W. 12th St.
- Los Angeles, Cal.
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- Ray Bradbury, Editor
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