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diff --git a/41603-0.txt b/41603-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ccba6aa --- /dev/null +++ b/41603-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5522 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41603 *** + +TOTO'S MERRY WINTER. + + + + +TOTO'S + +MERRY WINTER. + +BY + +LAURA E. RICHARDS, + + AUTHOR OF + "THE JOYOUS STORY OF TOTO," "FIVE MICE IN A MOUSETRAP," + "SKETCHES AND SCRAPS," ETC., ETC. + +[Illustration] + + BOSTON: + ROBERTS BROTHERS. + 1887. + + + + + _Copyright, 1887_, + BY ROBERTS BROTHERS. + + University Press: + JOHN WILSON AND SON, CAMBRIDGE. + + + + + TO + + The Blind Children of the Perkins Institution, + + WHO HAVE LISTENED TO THE FIRST + + "STORY OF TOTO," + + _THIS SECOND AND LAST PART OF HIS + ADVENTURES_ + + IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED. + + + + +TOTO'S MERRY WINTER. + + + + +CHAPTER I. + + +IT was evening,--a good, old-fashioned winter evening, cold without, +warm and merry within. The snow was falling lightly, softly, with no +gusts of wind to trouble it and send it whirling and drifting hither and +thither. It covered the roof with a smooth white counterpane, tucking it +in neatly and carefully round the edges; it put a tall conical cap on +top of the pump, and laid an ermine fold over his long and impressive +nose. Myriads of curious little flakes pattered softly--oh! very +softly--against the windows of the cottage, pressing against the glass +to see what was going on inside, and saying, "Let us in! let us in! +please do!" But nobody seemed inclined to let them in, so they were +forced to content themselves with looking. + +Indeed, the aspect of the kitchen was very inviting, and it is no wonder +that the little cold flakes wanted to get in. A great fire was crackling +and leaping on the hearth. The whole room seemed to glow and glitter: +brass saucepans, tin platters, glass window-panes, all cast their very +brightest glances toward the fire, to show him that they appreciated his +efforts. Over this famous fire, in the very midst of the dancing, +flickering tongues of yellow flame, hung a great black soup-kettle, +which was almost boiling over with a sense of its own importance, and a +kindly consciousness of the good things cooking inside it. + +"Bubble! b-r-r-r-r! bubble! hubble!" said the black kettle, with a fat +and spluttering enunciation. + + "Bubble, hubble! b-r-r-r-r-r-r! bubble! + Lots of fun, and very little trouble!" + +On the hob beside the fire sat the tea-kettle, a brilliant contrast to +its sooty neighbor. It was of copper, so brightly burnished that it +shone like the good red gold. The tea-kettle did not bubble,--it +considered bubbling rather vulgar; but it was singing very merrily, in a +clear pleasant voice, and pouring out volumes of steam from its slender +copper nose. "I am doing all I can to make myself agreeable!" the +tea-kettle said to itself. "I am boiling just right,--hard enough to +make a good cheerful noise, and not so hard as to boil all the water +away. And _why_ that beast should sit and glower at me there as he is +doing, is more than I can understand." + +"That beast" was a raccoon. I think some of you children may have seen +him before. He was sitting in front of the fire, with his beautiful tail +curled comfortably about his toes; and he certainly _was_ staring very +hard at the tea-kettle. Presently the kettle, in pure playfulness and +good-will, lifted its cover a little and let out an extra puff of snowy +steam; and at that the raccoon gave a jump, and moved farther away from +the fire, without ever taking his eyes off the kettle. + +The fact is, that for the first time in his life the raccoon knew what +_fear_ was. He was afraid--mortally afraid--of that tea-kettle. + +"Don't tell me!" he had said to Toto, only the day before, "don't tell +_me_ it isn't alive! It breathes, and it talks, and it moves, and if +that isn't being alive I don't know what is." + +"Coon, how utterly absurd you are!" cried Toto, laughing. "It _doesn't_ +move, except when some one takes it up, of course, or tilts it on the +hob." + +"Toto," said the raccoon, speaking slowly and impressively, "as sure as +you are a living boy, I saw that kettle take off the top of its head and +look out of its own inside, only last night. And before that," he added, +looking rather shamefaced, "I--I just put my paw in to see what there +was inside, and the creature caught it and took all the skin off." + +But here Toto burst into a fit of laughter, and said, "Served you +right!" which was so rude that the raccoon went off and sat under the +table, in a huff. + +So this time, when the kettle took off the top of its head, Coon did not +run out into the shed, as he had done before, because he was ashamed +when he remembered Toto's laughter. He only moved away a little, and +looked and felt thoroughly uncomfortable. + +But now steps were heard outside. The latch clicked, the door opened, +and Toto and Bruin entered, each carrying a foaming pail of milk. They +brushed the snow from their coats, and Toto took off his, which the good +bear could not well do; then, when they had carried their milk-pails +into the dairy, they came and sat down by the fire, with an air of being +ready to enjoy themselves. The raccoon winked at them by way of +greeting, but did not speak. + +"Well, Coon," said Bruin, in his deep bass voice, "what have you been +doing all the afternoon? Putting your tail in curl-papers, eh?" + +"Not at all," replied the raccoon with dignity, "I have been sweeping +the hearth; sweeping it," he added, with a majestic curl of his tail, +"in a manner which _some_ people [here he glanced superciliously at the +bear] could hardly manage." + +"I am sure," said the boy Toto, holding out his hands toward the ruddy +fire-blaze, "it is a blessing that Bruin has no tail. Just fancy how he +would go knocking things about! Why, it would be two yards long, if it +were in the same proportion as yours, Coon!" + +"Hah!" said the raccoon, yawning, "very likely. And what have you two +been doing, pray, since dinner?" + +"I have been splitting kindling-wood," said Toto, "and building a snow +fort, and snowballing Bruin. And he has--" + +"I have been talking to the pig," said Bruin, very gravely. "The pig. +Yes. He is a very singular animal, that pig. Is it true," he added, +turning to Toto, "that he has never left that place, that sty, since he +was born?" + +"Never, except to go into the yard by the cow-shed," said Toto. "His sty +opens into the yard, you know. But I don't think he cares to go out +often." + +"That is what he said," rejoined the bear. "That is what struck me as so +very strange. He said he never went out, from one winter to another. And +when I asked why, he snorted, and said, 'For fear the wind should blow +my bristles off.' Said it in a very rude way, you know. I don't think +his manners are good. I shall not go to see him again, except in the way +of taking his food to him. But here we sit, talking," continued the +bear, rising, "when we ought to be getting supper. Come! come! you lazy +fellows, and help me set the table." + +With this, the good bear proceeded to tie a huge white apron round his +great black, shaggy body, and began to poke the fire, and to stir the +contents of the soup-kettle with a long wooden spoon,--all with a very +knowing air, as if he had done nothing but cook all his life. Meanwhile, +the raccoon and Toto spread a clean cloth on the table, and set out +cups and plates, a huge brown bowl for the bear, a smaller one for the +raccoon, etc. Bread and milk, and honey and baked apples came next; the +soup-kettle yielded up a most savory stew, made of everything good, and +onions besides; and finally, when all was ready, Toto ran and knocked at +the door of his grandmother's room, crying, "Granny, dear! supper is +ready, and we are only waiting for you." + +The door opened, and the blind grandmother came out, with the little +squirrel perched on her shoulder. + +"Good evening to you all!" she said, with her sweet smile and her pretty +little old-fashioned courtesy. "We have been taking a nap, Cracker and +I, and we feel quite refreshed and ready for the evening." + +The grandmother looked ten years younger, Toto was constantly telling +her, than she did the year before; and, indeed, it was many years since +she had had such a pleasant, easy life. Helpful as Toto had always been +to her, still, he was only a little boy, though a very good one; and by +far the larger share of work had fallen to the old lady herself. But now +there were willing hands--paws, I should say--to help her at every turn. +The bear washed and cooked, churned and scrubbed, with never-tiring +energy and good-will. The raccoon worked very hard indeed: he said so, +and nobody took the trouble to contradict him. He swept the kitchen +occasionally, and did a good deal of graceful and genteel dusting with +his long bushy tail, and tasted all the food that Bruin cooked, to see +if it had the proper flavor. Besides these heavy duties, he caught rats, +teased the cow, pulled the parrot's tail whenever he got a chance, and, +as he expressed it, "tried to make things pleasant generally." The +little squirrel had constituted himself a special attendant on "Madam," +as the forest-friends all called the grandmother. He picked up her ball +of yarn when it rolled off her lap, as it was constantly doing. He +cracked nuts for her, brought her the spices and things when she made +her famous gingerbread, and went to sleep in her ample pocket when he +had nothing else to do. As for the wood-pigeon and the parrot, they were +happy and contented, each in her own way, each on her own comfortable +perch, at her own window. + +Thus had all Toto's summer playmates become winter friends, fast and +true; and it would be difficult to find a happier party than that which +gathered round the bright fire, on this and every other evening, when +the tea-things were put away, the hearth newly swept, and a great +tin-pan full of nuts and apples placed on the clean hearth-stone. Only +one of the animals whom you remember in Toto's summer story was missing +from the circle; that was the woodchuck. But he was not very far off. If +you had looked into a certain little cupboard near the fireplace,--a +quaint little cupboard, in which lived three blue ginger-jars and a +great pewter tankard,--you would have seen, lying in the warmest corner, +next the fireplace, something which looked at first sight like a large +knitted ball of red yarn. On looking closer, you would have seen that +it was a ball of brown fur, enclosed in a knitted covering. If you had +taken off the covering and unrolled the ball, you would have found that +it was a woodchuck, sound asleep. + +Poor Chucky had found it quite impossible to accept the new arrangement. +He had always been in the habit of sleeping all through the winter; and +while the other animals had succeeded, after a long time, in conquering +their sleepiness (though it was still a very common thing to find Bruin +asleep over the churn, and Coon had a way of creeping into Toto's bed at +odd times during the day), the woodchuck had succumbed entirely after +the first week, and had now been asleep for a couple of months. At +first, after he had dropped into his long slumber, the bear and the +raccoon had played ball with him a good deal, tossing him about with +great agility. But one day the living ball had fallen into the +soup-kettle, where the water was so hot as to elicit a miserable sleepy +squeak from the victim, and the grandmother had promptly forbidden the +game. It was then that she knit the red-worsted cover for poor Chucky, +for she said she could not bear to think of his sleeping all winter with +nothing over him; and she put him away in the cupboard by the fireplace, +and wished him pleasant dreams as she closed the door. So there the +woodchuck lay, warm and comfortable, but too sound asleep to know +anything about it. And the three blue ginger-jars and the pewter tankard +kept watch over him, though they had their own ideas about this stranger +having been popped in among them without so much as saying, "By your +leave!" + +As I was saying, it was a happy party that sit around the blazing fire. +The grandmother in her high-backed armchair, knitting in hand; Toto +sitting Turk-fashion on the hearth-rug, his curly head resting on the +shaggy coat of the bear, who sat solemnly on his haunches, blinking with +sober pleasure at the fire; the raccoon on a low hassock, which was his +favorite seat in the evening, as it showed off his tail to great +advantage; the parrot and the wood-pigeon perched on the high +chair-back, and standing on one leg or two, as they felt inclined. + +"Ah!" exclaimed the little squirrel, who had stationed himself on the +top of Bruin's head, as a convenient and suitable place, "Ah! now this +is what _I_ call comfort. Snowing fast outside, is isn't it, Bruin?" + +"Yes!" replied the bear. + +"That makes it all the more jolly inside!" said the squirrel. "What are +we to do this evening? Is it a story evening, or dancing-school and +games?" + +"We had dancing-school last night," said the bear. "I haven't got over +it yet. I backed into the fire twice in 'forward and back, and cross +over.' Let us have a story to-night." + +"Yes!" said the grandmother. "It is just the night for a story; and if +you wish it, I will tell you one myself." + +"Oh! please, Madam!" "Thank you, Madam!" "Hurrah! Granny!" resounded on +all sides, for the grandmother's stories were very popular; so, settling +herself back in her chair, and beginning a new row in her knitting, the +good woman said:-- + +"This story was told to me by my own grandmother. A story that has been +told by two grandmothers in succession is supposed to be always true; +you may therefore believe as much of this as you like." + +And without further preface, she began as follows:-- + + + + +CHAPTER II. + +THE STORY OF CHOP-CHIN AND THE GOLDEN DRAGON. + + +ONCE upon a time, long ago and long ago, there lived in Pekin, which, as +you all know, is the chief city of the Chinese Empire, a boy whose name +was Chop-Chin. He was the son of Ly-Chee, a sweeper of the Imperial +court-yard, whose duty it was to keep the pavement of the court-yard +always absolutely clean, in case His Celestial Majesty, the Emperor, +should feel inclined to put his celestial and majestic nose +out-of-doors. Chop-Chin hoped to become a sweeper also, when he was a +little older; but at the time when my story begins he was only twelve +years old, and the law required that all sweepers should have passed +their fourteenth year. So Chop-Chin helped his mother about the +house,--for he was a good boy,--carried his father's dinner to him, and +made himself generally useful. + +One day Chop-Chin entered the court-yard at the usual time, carrying a +jar of rice on his head, and a melon in one hand. These were for his +father's dinner, and setting them down in a shaded corner, on the cool +white marble pavement, he looked about for his father. But Ly-Chee was +nowhere to be seen. A group of sweepers stood at the farther end of the +court-yard, talking together in a state of wild excitement, with many +gestures. One of them drew his hand across his throat rapidly, and they +all shuddered. Some one was to be killed, then? Chop-Chin wondered what +it all meant. Suddenly one of the group caught sight of him, and at once +they fell silent. Two or three, who were friends of his father, began to +wring their hands and tear their clothes, and the oldest sweeper of all +advanced solemnly toward the boy, holding out both his hands, with the +palms downward, in token of sympathy. + +"My son," he said, "what is man's life but a string of beads, which at +one time or another must be broken? Shall the wise man disquiet himself +whether more or fewer beads have passed over the hand?" + +"What words are these?" cried Chop-Chin, alarmed, though he knew not +why. "Why do you look and speak so strangely, Yow-Lay; and where is my +father?" + +The old sweeper led the boy to a stone bench, and bade him sit down +beside him. "Thou knowest," he said, "that the first duty of us sweepers +is to keep the court-yard always as clean as the sky after rain, and as +white as the breath of the frost." + +"I know it well," replied the boy. "Does not my father wear out two +pairs of scrubbing-shoes in a month--" + +"Scrubbing-shoes, Granny?" said Toto, softly. "I didn't mean to +interrupt, but what _are_ scrubbing-shoes?" + +"I remember asking the same question at your age, Toto," said the old +lady, "and my grandmother told me that the sweepers always wore shoes +with very thick soles, in which stiff bristles were fastened as in a +scrubbing-brush. It was their custom to dash the water in bucketfuls +over the pavement, and then dance violently about, scrubbing with their +feet as hard as they could." + +"Oh, what fun!" cried Toto. "Mayn't we try it some day, Granny? I'll +fasten four brushes to your feet, Coon, and you can scrub the floor +every day." + +"Thank you, kindly!" said the raccoon. "If you can get the brushes on my +feet, I will pledge myself to dance in them. That is certainly fair." + +He winked slyly at Toto, while the grandmother continued:-- + +"Alas! my son," said the old man, "your father will wear out no more +scrubbing-shoes. Listen! This morning, while we were all busily at work, +it chanced through some evil fate that His Celestial Majesty felt a +desire to taste the freshness of the morning air. Unannounced he came, +with only the Princely Parasol-Holder, the Unique Umbrella-Opener, and +seven boys to hold up his celestial train. You know that your father is +slightly deaf? Yes. Well, he stood--my good friend Ly-Chee--he stood +with his back to the palace. He heard not the noise of the opening door, +and at the very moment when His Celestial Majesty stepped out into the +court-yard, Ly-Chee cast a great bucketful of ice-cold water backward, +with fatal force and precision." + +Chop-Chin shuddered, and hid his face in his hands. + +"Picture to yourself the dreadful scene!" continued the ancient sweeper. +"The Celestial Petticoat, of yellow satin damask, was drenched. The +Celestial Shoes, of chicken-skin embroidered in gold, were reduced to a +pulp. A shriek burst from every mouth! Your unhappy father turned, and +seeing what he had done, fell on his face, as did all the rest of us. In +silence we waited for the awful voice, which presently said:-- + +"'Princely Parasol-Holder, our feet are wet.' + +"The Princely Parasol-Holder groaned, and chattered his teeth together +to express his anguish. + +"'Unique Umbrella-Opener,' continued the Emperor, 'our petticoat is +completely saturated.' + +"The Unique Umbrella-Opener tore his clothes, and shook his hair wildly +about his face, with moans of agony. + +"'Let this man's head be removed at sunrise to-morrow!' concluded His +Celestial Majesty. + +"Then we all, lying on our faces, wept and cried aloud, and besought the +celestial mercy for our comrade. We told the Emperor of Ly-Chee's long +and faithful service; of his upright and devout life; of his wife and +children, who looked to him for their daily bread. But all was of no +avail. He repeated, in dreadful tones, his former words:-- + +"'Our feet are wet. Our petticoat is saturated. Let this man's head be +removed at sunrise to-morrow.' + +"Then the Unique Umbrella-Holder, who is a kindly man, made also +intercession for Ly-Chee. But now the Emperor waxed wroth, and he +said:-- + +"'Are our clothes to be changed, or do we stand here all day in wetness +because of this dog? We swear that unless the Golden Dragon himself come +down from his altar and beg for this man's life, he shall die! Enough!' +And with these words he withdrew into the palace. + +"So thou seest, my son," said the old man, sadly, "that all is over with +thy poor father. He is now in the prison of the condemned, and to-morrow +at sunrise he must die. Go home, boy, and comfort thy poor mother, +telling her this sad thing as gently as thou mayest." + +Chop-Chin arose, kissed the old man's hand in token of gratitude for his +kindness, and left the court-yard without a word. His head was in a +whirl, and strange thoughts darted through it. He went home, but did not +tell his mother of the fate which awaited her husband on the morrow. He +could not feel that it was true. It _could not be_ that the next day, +all in a moment, his father would cease to live. There must be some +way,--_some_ way to save him. And then he seemed to hear the dreadful +words, "Unless the Golden Dragon himself come down from his altar and +beg for this man's life, he shall die." He told his mother, in answer to +her anxious questions, that his father meant to pass the night in the +court-yard, as he would be wanted very early in the morning; and as it +was a hot day, and promised a warm night, the good woman felt no +uneasiness, but turned again to her pots and pans. + +But Chop-Chin sat on the bench in front of the house, with his head in +his hands thinking deeply. + + * * * * * + +That evening, at sunset, a boy was seen walking slowly along the +well-paved street which led to the great temple of the Golden Dragon. He +was clad in a snow-white tunic falling to his knees; his arms and legs +were bare; and his pig-tail, unbraided and hanging in a crinkly mass +below his waist, showed that he was bent on some sacred mission. In his +hands, raised high above his head, he carried a bronze bowl of curious +workmanship. Many people turned to look at the boy, for his face and +figure were of singular beauty. + +"He carries the prayers of some great prince," they said, "to offer at +the shrine of the Golden Dragon." + +And, indeed, it was at the great bronze gate of the Temple that the boy +stopped. Poising the bronze bowl gracefully on his head with one hand, +with the other he knocked three times on the gate. It opened, and +revealed four guards clad in black armor, who stood with glittering +pikes crossed, their points towards the boy. + +"What seekest thou," asked the leader, "in the court of the Holy +Dragon?" + +Chop-Chin (for I need not tell you the boy was he) lowered the bowl from +his head, and offered it to the soldier with a graceful reverence. + +"Tong-Ki-Tcheng," he said, "sends you greeting, and a draught of cool +wine. He begs your prayers to the Holy Dragon that he may recover from +his grievous sickness, and prays that I may pass onward to the shrine." + +The guards bowed low at the name of Tong-Ki-Tcheng, a powerful Prince of +the Empire, who lay sick of a fever in his palace, as all the city knew. +Each one in turn took a draught from the deep bowl, and the leader +said:-- + +"Our prayers shall go up without ceasing for Tong-Ki-Tcheng, the noble +and great. Pass on, fair youth, and good success go with thee!" + +They lowered their pikes, and Chop-Chin passed slowly through the +court-yard paved with black marble, and came to the second gate, which +was of shining steel. Here he knocked again, and the gate was opened by +four guards clad in steel from top to toe, and glittering in the evening +light. + +"What seekest thou," they asked, "in the court of the Holy Dragon?" + +Chop-Chin answered as before:-- + +"Tong-Ki-Tcheng sends you greeting, and a draught of cool wine. He begs +your prayers to the Holy Dragon that he may recover from his grievous +sickness, and prays that I may pass onward to the shrine." + +The guards drank deeply from the bowl, and their leader replied: "Our +prayers shall not cease to go up for Tong-Ki-Tcheng. Pass on, and good +success go with thee!" + +Onward the boy went, holding the bronze bowl high above his head. He +crossed the white marble court-yard, and his heart beat when he came to +the third gate, which was of whitest ivory, for he knew that beyond the +third court-yard was the Temple itself,--the House of Gold, in which +dwelt the mighty Dragon, the most sacred idol in all China. He paused a +moment, and then with a steady hand knocked at the gate. It opened +without a sound, and there stood four guards in white armor inlaid with +gold. The same questions and answers were repeated. They drank from the +bowl, promised their prayers for Tong-Ki-Tcheng, and then bade the boy +pass onward to the golden gate, which gleamed at the farther end of the +court-yard. + +"But see that thou touch not the gate!" said the chief soldier. "It is +the gate of the Temple itself, and no profane hand may rest upon it. +Speak only, and the priests will hear and open to thee." + +Softly Chop-Chin paced across the last court, which was paved with +blocks of ivory and silver, laid in cunning patterns. Halting before the +gate of gold, he raised the bowl in his hands, and said softly:-- + + "Ka Ho Yai! Yai Nong Ti! + Tong-Ki-Tcheng Lo Hum Ki Ni!" + +The gates opened, and showed four priests in robes of cloth-of-gold, +with golden censers in hand. + +"Rash youth!" said the chief priest, "by what right or by whose order +comest thou here, to the Sacred Shrine of the Holy Dragon?" + +Chop-Chin knelt upon the threshold of the golden gate, and, with bowed +head and downcast eyes, held out the bronze bowl. + +"By the right of mortal sickness, most holy priest, come I hither!" he +said, "and by order of the noble Tong-Ki-Tcheng. He prays thee and thy +brethren to drink to his recovery from his grievous malady, and that +your prayers may go up with mine at the Jewelled Shrine itself." + +The priest drank solemnly from the bowl, and handed it to his +assistants, the last of whom drained the last drop of wine. + +"Our prayers shall truly go up for Tong-Ki-Tcheng," he said. "Give me +thy hand, fair youth, and I will lead thee to the Jewelled Shrine. But +first I will cover thine eyes, for none save ourselves, priests of the +First Order of the Saki-Pan, may look upon the face of the Holy Dragon." + +So saying, he bound a silk handkerchief firmly over the boy's eyes, and +taking his hand, led him slowly forward. + +Chop-Chin's heart was beating so violently that he was half suffocated. +He felt the floor suddenly cold, cold, beneath his feet, and knew that +he was walking on the golden floor of the Temple. A few steps farther, +the hand of the priest drew him downward, and together with the four +priests he lay prostrate on his face before the shrine of the Golden +Dragon. + +A great silence followed. The warm, incense-laden air was stirred by no +sound save the breathing of the five suppliants. No breeze rustled the +heavy satin curtains which shrouded the windows; no hum of insect or +song of bird came from the outer world, which was fast settling down +into night. + +Silence! + +The boy Chop-Chin lay as still as if he were carved in marble. He held +his breath from time to time, and his whole being seemed strained to one +effort,--that of listening. Did he hear anything? Was the breathing of +the four priests changing a little,--growing deeper, growing louder? +There! and there again! was that a whisper of prayer, or was it--could +it be--the faintest suspicion of a snore? He lay still; waited and +listened, listened and waited. After a little while there could be no +doubt about it,--the four men were breathing heavily, slowly, regularly; +and one of them rolled out a sonorous, a majestic snore, which resounded +through the heavy perfumed air of the Temple, yet caused no movement +among the other three. There could be no doubt about it,--the priests +were asleep! + +Slowly, softly, the boy lifted his head; then he rose to his knees, and +looked fearfully at the sleepers. There they lay, flat on their faces, +their hands clasped over their heads. He touched one of them,--there was +no answering movement. He shook another by the shoulders; he shook them +all. They snored in concert, but gave no other sign of life. The drugged +wine had done its work. + +Then, and not till then, did Chop-Chin venture to lift his eyes and look +upon the awful mystery which was hidden by these golden walls. He +trembled, he turned white as the tunic which covered his dusky limbs; +but standing erect, he gazed firmly at the Golden Dragon. From the floor +rose a splendid altar of gold, studded thick with precious gems. Rubies, +sapphires, and emeralds, set in mystic lines and figures, formed the +characters which told the thirty-two names of the world-renowned dragon; +and on the top of this glittering pedestal, fifteen feet in the air, +stood the idol itself. + +It was, indeed, a marvellous thing to look upon. Ten feet long, composed +entirely of thin scales of the purest gold, laid over and over each +other, and each scale tipped with a diamond. Two magnificent rubies +glowed in the eye-sockets, and the head was surmounted by a crown of +emeralds worth any ordinary kingdom. But the tail! the tail was the +wonder of wonders. Millions of delicate gold wires as fine as silk waved +gracefully from the scaly tip a length of three feet, and each one was +tipped with a diamond, a ruby, or an emerald of surpassing beauty and +lustre. So wonderful was the shimmering light of the stones that the +whole tail seemed to sway and curl to and fro, as if some living +creature were moving it, and rays of rainbow-colored light darted from +it on every side, dazzling the eyes of the beholder. + +Chop-Chin gazed and gazed, and hid his eyes and trembled, and gazed +again. At last he shook himself together, and whispered, "My father! my +father!" Then softly, surely, he began to climb up the golden altar. +Stepping carefully from glittering point to point, holding on here by a +projecting ornament of carven amethyst, there by a block of jasper or +onyx, he reached the top; then steadying himself, he leaned forward and +lifted the Holy Dragon from its stand. To his amazement, instead of +being barely able to move it, he found he could easily carry it, for the +golden plates which formed it were so delicate that the weight of the +whole great creature was incredibly small. Lightly the boy lifted it in +his arms, and slowly, surely, noiselessly bore it to the ground. Here +he paused, and looked keenly at the sleeping priests. Did that one's +eyelids quiver; did his mouth twitch, as if he were waking from his +sleep? Was that a movement of yon other man's arm, as if he were +stealthily preparing to rise, to spring upon the sacrilegious robber? +No! it was but the play of the colored light on the faces and raiment of +the sleepers. The voice of their snoring still went up, calmly, evenly, +regularly. The wine had done its work well. + +Then Chop-Chin took off the sash which bound his tunic at the waist, and +shook out its folds. It was a web of crimson silk, so fine and soft that +it could be drawn through a finger-ring, and yet, when spread out, so +ample that the boy found no difficulty in completely covering with it +his formidable prize. Thus enwrapped, he bore the Golden Dragon swiftly +from the Temple, closing the doors of gold softly behind him. He crossed +the ivory and silver pavement of the inner court, and came to the ivory +gate. It was closed, and beside it lay the four white-clad warriors, +sunk in profound slumber. Stepping lightly over their prostrate forms, +Chop-Chin opened the gate softly, and found himself in the second court. +This, also, he traversed safely, finding the armed guardians of the +steel gate also sleeping soundly, with their mouths wide open, and their +shining spears pointing valiantly at nothing. A touch upon the +glittering gate,--it opened, and Chop-Chin began to breathe more freely +when he saw the bronze gates of the outer court-yard, and knew that in +another minute, if all went well, he would be in the open street. But, +alas! the four guards clad in black armor, who kept watch by the outer +gate, had been the first to drink the drugged wine, and already the +effect of the powerful narcotic which it contained had begun to wear +off. As Chop-Chin, bearing in his arms the shrouded figure of the mighty +idol, approached the gate, one of the four sleepers stirred, yawned, +rubbed his eyes, and looked about him. It was quite dark, but his eye +caught the faint glimmer of the boy's white robe, and seizing his pike, +he exclaimed,-- + +"Who goes there?" + +Chop-Chin instantly stepped to his side, and said in a low whisper,-- + +"It is I, Nai-Ping, second priest of the Saki-Pan, bound on business of +the Temple. Let me pass, and quickly, for the chief priest waits my +return." + +The sentinel bowed low, and undid the fastenings of the huge bronze +gates. They swung open silently, and the boy passed through with his +awful burden. + +"Strange!" soliloquized the guard, as he drew the massive bolts again. +"I never knew one of the priests to go out at this time of night. But I +dared not say anything, lest he should find out that I was asleep at my +post. And now that he is gone," he added, "I may as well just take forty +winks, as he may be away some time." + +So saying, he curled himself up on the marble pavement, and fell this +time into a natural slumber. + +Ten o'clock of a dark night. The outer gates of the royal palace were +closed, though lights still shone in many of the windows. Outside the +gate a sentinel was pacing up and down, armed with pike and broadsword. +Every time he turned on his beat, he looked up and down the narrow +street to see if anything or anybody were approaching. Suddenly, as he +wheeled about, he saw before him a figure which seemed to have sprung +all in a moment out of the blackness of the night. It was the figure of +a boy, carrying a burden considerably larger than himself,--a dark and +shapeless mass, which yet seemed not to be heavy in proportion to its +size. + +"What is this?" cried the astonished sentinel. "Who art thou, and what +monstrous burden is this thou carriest so lightly?" + +"Hist!" said the boy, speaking in an awestruck whisper, "speak not so +loud, friend! This is the Celestial Footstool!" + +The sentinel recoiled, and stared in dismay at the dark bundle. + +"May the Holy Dragon preserve me!" he said. "What has happened?" + +"His Celestial Majesty," replied Chop-Chin, "threw it in anger at his +Putter-on-of-Slippers yesterday, and broke one of its legs. All day my +master, the Chief Cabinet-maker, has been at work on it, and now he has +sent me with it by nightfall, that no profane eye may see clearly even +the outer covering of the sacred object." + +"Pass in," said the sentinel, opening the gate. "But tell me, knowest +thou how it will fare with the Putter-on-of-Slippers? He is cousin to my +stepfather's aunt by marriage, and I would not that aught of ill should +befall so near a relative." + +"Alas! I know not," said the boy, hastening forward. "I fear it may go +hard with him." + +The sentinel shook his head sadly, and resumed his walk; while Chop-Chin +crept softly through the court-yard, keeping close to the wall, and +feeling as he went along for a certain little door he knew of, which led +by a staircase cut in the thickness of the wall to a certain unused +closet, near the Celestial Bed-chamber. + +While all this was going on, the Emperor of China, the great and mighty +Wah-Song, was going to bed. He had sipped his night-draught of hot wine +mingled with honey and spices, sitting on the edge of the Celestial Bed, +with the Celestial Nightcap of cloth-of-silver tied comfortably under +his chin, and the Celestial Dressing-gown wrapped around him. He had +scolded the Chief Pillow-thumper because the pillows were not fat +enough, and because there were only ten of them instead of twelve. He +had boxed the ears of the Tyer-of-the-Strings-of-the-Nightcap, and had +thrown his golden goblet at the Principal Pourer, who brought him the +wine. And when all these things were done, his Celestial Majesty +Wah-Song got into bed, and was tucked in by the Finishing Toucher, who +got his nose well tweaked by way of thanks. Then the taper of perfumed +wax was lighted, and the shade of alabaster put over it, and then the +other lights were extinguished; and then the attendants all crawled out +backwards on their hands and knees, and shut the door after them; and +then His Celestial Majesty went to sleep. + +[Illustration: At last the Emperor began to dream. He heard an awful +voice, the voice of the Golden Dragon. "Wah-Song! Wah-Song! +Awake!"--PAGE 44.] + +Peacefully the Emperor slept,--one hour, two hours, three +hours,--discoursing eloquently the while in the common language of +mankind,--the language of the nose. At last he began to dream,--a +dreadful dream. He was in the Golden Temple, praying before the Jewelled +Shrine. He heard an awful voice,--the voice of the Golden Dragon. It +called his name; it glared upon him with its ruby eyes; it lifted its +crowned head, and stretched its long talons toward him. Ah! ah! The +Emperor tried to scream, but he could make no sound. Once more the +dreadful voice was heard:-- + +"Wah-Song! Wah-Song! Awake!" + +The Emperor sprang up in bed, and looked about him with eyes wild with +terror. Ah! what was that?--that glittering form standing at the foot of +his bed; that crowned head raised high as if in anger; those glaring +red eyes fixed menacingly upon him! + +"Ah, horror! ah, destruction! the Golden Dragon is here!" + +With one long howl of terror and anguish, His Celestial Majesty Wah-Song +rolled off the bed and under it, in one single motion, and lay there +flat on his face, with his hands clasped over his head. Quaking in every +limb, his teeth chattering, and a cold sweat pouring from him, he +listened as the awful voice spoke again. + +"Wah-Song!" said the Golden Dragon, "thou hast summoned me, and I am +here!" + +The wretched Emperor moaned. + +"I--I--I sum-summon thee, most Golden and Holy Dragon?" he stammered +faintly. "May I be b-b-bastinadoed if I did!" + +"Listen!" said the Dragon, sternly, "and venture not to speak save when +I ask thee a question. Yesterday morning, in consequence of thine own +caprice in going out unannounced, thy silly shoes and thy pusillanimous +petticoat became wet. For this nothing, thou has condemned to death my +faithful servant Ly-Chee, who has brought me fresh melons every Tuesday +afternoon for thirty years. When others, less inhuman than thou, +interceded for his life, thou madest reply, 'We swear, that unless the +Golden Dragon himself come down from his altar and beg for this man's +life, he shall die!'" + +The Emperor groaned, and clawed the carpet in his anguish. + +"Therefore, Wah-Song," continued the Dragon, "I AM HERE! I come not to +beg, but to command. Dost thou hear me?" + +"Ye-ye-yes!" murmured the wretched monarch. "I hear thee, Most Mighty. +I--I--didn't know he brought thee melons. I brought thee two dozen +pineapples myself, the other day," he added piteously. + +"Thou didst!" exclaimed the Golden Dragon, fiercely. "Thou didst, +_slave!_ and they were half-rotten. HA!" and he gave a little jump on +the floor, making his glittering tail wave, and his flaming eyes glared +yet more fiercely at the unfortunate Wah-Song, who clung yet more +closely to the carpet, and drummed on it with his heels in an extremity +of fear. + +"Listen, now," said the Fiery Idol, "to my commands. Before day-break +thou wilt send a free pardon to Ly-Chee, who now lies in the prison of +the condemned, expecting to die at sunrise." + +"I will! I will!" cried the Emperor. + +"Moreover," continued the Dragon, "thou wilt send him, by a trusty +messenger, twenty bags of goodly ducats, one for every hour that he has +spent in prison." + +The Emperor moaned feebly, for he loved his goodly ducats. + +"Furthermore, thou wilt make Ly-Chee thy Chief Sweeper for life, with +six brooms of gilded straw, with ivory handles, as his yearly +perquisite, besides three dozen pairs of scrubbing-shoes; and his son, +Chop-Chin, shalt thou appoint as Second Sweeper, to help his father." + +The Emperor moaned again, but very faintly, for he dared not make any +objection. + +"These are my orders!" continued the Dragon. "Obey them strictly and +speedily, and thine offence may be pardoned. Neglect them, even in the +smallest particular, and--Ha! Hum! Wurra-_wurra_-G-R-R-R-R-R-R!" and +here the Dragon opened his great red mouth, and uttered so fearful a +growl that the miserable Emperor lost hold of such little wits as had +remained to him, and fainted dead away. + +Ten minutes later, the sentinel at the gate was amazed at the sight of +the Chief Cabinet-maker's apprentice, reappearing suddenly before him, +with his monstrous burden still in his arms. The boy's hair was +dishevelled, and his face was very pale. In truth, it had been very hard +work to get in and out of the hollow golden monster, and Chop-Chin was +well-nigh exhausted by his efforts, and the great excitement which had +nerved him to carry out his bold venture. + +"How now!" cried the sentinel. "What means this, boy?" + +"Alas!" said Chop-Chin, "alas! unhappy that I am! Was it my fault that +the mended leg was a hair-breadth shorter than the others? Good soldier, +I have been most grievously belabored, even with the Sacred Footstool +itself, which, although it be a great honor, is nevertheless a painful +one. And now must I take it back to my master, for it broke again the +last time His Celestial Majesty brought it down on my head. Wherefore +let me pass, good sentinel, for I can hardly stand for weariness." + +"Pass on, poor lad!" said the good-natured soldier. "And yet--stay a +moment! thinkest thou that aught would be amiss if I were to take just +one peep at the Celestial Footstool? Often have I heard of its +marvellous workmanship, and its tracery of pearl and ebony. Do but lift +one corner of the mantle, good youth, and let me see at least a leg of +the wonder." + +"At thy peril, touch it not!" cried the boy, in great alarm. "Knowest +thou not that the penalty is four hundred lashes? Not a single glance +have I ventured to cast at it, for they say its color changes if any +profane eye rest upon its polished surface." + +"Pass on, then, in the name of the Dragon!" said the sentinel, opening +the gate; and bidding him a hasty good-night, Chop-Chin hurried away +into the darkness. + + * * * * * + +Now, while all this was going on, it chanced that the four priests of +the First Order of the Saki-Pan awoke from their slumber. What their +feelings were when they lifted their eyes and saw that the Golden Dragon +was gone, is beyond my power to tell. Their terror was so extreme that +they did not dare to move, but after the first horrified glance at the +bare altar flung themselves flat on their faces again, and howled and +moaned in their anguish. + +"We slept!" they cried, in a doleful chant of misery. "Yea, verily slept +we. + + "Ai! ai! we know not why; + Wow! wow! we know not how. + +"Thou removedst thyself. Thou raisedst the paw of strength and the +hind-feet of swiftness. Because we slept, thou hast gone away, and we +are desolate, awaiting the speedily-advancing death. + + "Hong! Kong! Punka-wunka-woggle! + Hong! Kong! Punka-wunka-wogg!" + +While thus the wretched priests lay on the golden floor, bewailing their +sin and its dreadful consequences, there fell suddenly on their ears a +loud and heavy sound. It was at some distance,--a heavy clang, as of +some one striking on metal. "Pong! pong!" what could it be? And now came +other sounds,--the opening and shutting of gates, the tread of hasty +feet, the sound of hurried voices, and finally a loud knocking at the +door of the Temple itself. + +"Open, most holy Priests of the Saki-Pan!" cried a voice. "We have +strange and fearful news! Open without delay!" + +The unhappy priests hurried to the door, and flung it open with +trembling hands. Without stood all the guards of all the gates, the +white and the steel-clad soldiers clustering about the four black-clad +guardians of the outer gate. + +"Speak!" said the chief priest in great agitation, "what is your +errand?" + +"O Priest!" said the black guards, trembling with excitement, "we heard +a great knocking at the gate." + +"Yes, yes!" cried the priest, "I know it. What more?" + +"O Priest!" said the guards, "we were affrighted, so great was the +noise; so we opened the gate but a little way, and peeped through; and +we saw--we saw--" They paused, and gasped for breath. + +"Speak, sons of pigs!" shrieked the priest, "_what_ did you see?" + +"We saw the Golden Dragon!" said the soldiers, in a fearful whisper. "He +is sitting up--on his hind-legs--with his mouth open! and he knocked--he +knocked--" + +But the priests of the Saki-Pan waited to hear no more. Rushing through +the court-yards, they flung wide open the great bronze gates. They +caught up the Golden Dragon, they raised it high on their shoulders, and +with shouts of rejoicing they bore it back to the Temple, while the +guards prostrated themselves before it. + +"He went out!" sang the priests. "He walked abroad, for the glory and +welfare of his subjects. He cast upon the city the eye of beneficence; +he waved over it the plenipotentiary tail! + + "Ai! ai! we know not why! + Wow! wow! we know not how! + +Glory to the Holy Dragon, and happiness and peace to the city and the +people!" + + * * * * * + +But in the house of Ly-Chee all was sunshine and rejoicing. At daybreak +a procession had come down the little street,--a troop of soldiers in +the imperial uniform, with music sounding before them, and gay banners +flaunting in the morning air. In the midst of the troop rode Ly-Chee, on +a splendid black horse. He was dressed in a robe of crimson satin +embroidered with gold, and round his neck hung strings of jewels most +glorious to see. Behind him walked twenty slaves, each carrying a fat +bag of golden ducats; and after the troop came more slaves, bearing +gilded brooms with ivory handles and scrubbing-shoes of the finest +quality. And all the soldiers and all the slaves cried aloud, +continually:-- + +"Honor to Ly-Chee, the Chief-Sweeper of the court-yard! Honor and peace +to him and all his house!" + +The procession stopped before the little house, and the good sweeper, +stupefied still with astonishment at his wonderful good fortune, +dismounted and clasped his wife and children in his arms. And they wept +together for joy, and the soldiers and the slaves and all the people +wept with them. + +But the Celestial Emperor, Wah-Song, lay in bed for two weeks, speaking +to no man, and eating nothing but water-gruel. And when he arose, at the +end of that time, behold! he was as meek as a six-years old child. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + + +THE grandmother's story was received with great approbation, and the +different members of the family commented on it, each after his fashion. + +"I should like to have been Chop-Chin!" exclaimed Toto. "How exciting it +must have been! Only think, Coon, of talking to the Emperor in that way, +and scolding him as if he were a little boy." + +"Well, I never saw an Emperor," said the raccoon; "but I certainly +should not wish to talk to one, if they are all such wretched creatures +as Wah-Song. _I_ should like to have been the Finishing-Toucher; then if +he had pulled _my_ nose--hum! ha! we should see!" + +"Dear Madam," said the bear, who had been staring meditatively into the +fire, "there is one thing in the story that I do not understand; that +is--well--you spoke of the boy's having a pig-tail." + +"Yes, Bruin!" said the grandmother. "A Chinese pig-tail, you know." + +"Yes, certainly," said Bruin. "A Chinese pig's tail it would naturally +be. Now, I confess I do not see _how_ a pig's tail could be worn on the +head, or how it could be unbraided; that is, if the Chinese pigs have +tails like that of our friend in the sty yonder." + +Toto laughed aloud at this, and even the grandmother could not help +smiling a very little; but she gently told Bruin what a Chinaman's +pig-tail was, and how he wore it. Meantime, Miss Mary, the parrot, +looked on with an air of dignified amusement. + +"My respected father," she said presently, "spent some years in China. +It is a fine country, though too far from Africa for my taste." + +"Tell us about your father, Miss Mary!" exclaimed the squirrel. "Fine +old bird he must have been, eh?" + +"He was, indeed!" replied the parrot, with some emotion. "He was a noble +bird. His beak, which I am said to have inherited, was the envy of every +parrot in Central Africa. He could whistle in nine languages, and his +tail--but as the famous poet Gabblio has sweetly sung,-- + + "'All languages and tongues must fail, + In speaking of Polacko's tail.' + +"Polacko was my father's name," she explained. "He was universally +respected. Ah, me!" + +"But how came he to go to China?" asked Toto. + +"He was captured, my dear, and taken there when very young. He lived +there for twenty years, with one of the chief mandarins of the empire. +He led a happy life, with a perch and ring of ebony and silver, the +freedom of the house, and chow-chow four times a day. At last, however, +the young grandson of the mandarin insisted upon my father's learning to +eat with chopsticks. The lofty spirit of Polacko could not brook this +outrage, and the door being left open one day he flew away and made his +way to Africa, the home of his infancy, where he passed the rest of his +life. I drop a tear," added Miss Mary, raising her claw gracefully to +her eyes, "to his respected memory." + +Nobody saw the tear, but all looked grave and sympathetic, and the +good-natured bear said, "Quite right, I'm sure. Very proper, certainly!" + +But now the grandmother rose and folded up her knitting. + +"Dear friends, and Toto, boy," she said, "it is bed-time, now, for the +clock has struck nine. Good-night, and pleasant dreams to you all. My +good Bruin, you will cover the fire, and lock up the house?" + +"Trust me for that, dear Madam!" said the bear, heartily. + +"Come, then, Cracker," said the old lady. "Your basket is all ready for +you, and it is high time you were in it." And with the squirrel perched +on her shoulder she went into her own little room, closing the door +behind her. + +After exchanging mutual "good-nights," the other members of the family +sought their respective sleeping-places. The birds flew to their +perches, and each, tucking her head and one leg away in some mysterious +manner, became suddenly a very queer looking creature indeed. + +"Coon," said Toto, "come and sleep on my bed, won't you? My feet were +cold, last night, and you do make such a delightful foot-warmer." + +"Humph!" said the raccoon, doubtfully. "I don't know, Toto. It won't be +as warm for _me_ as my basket, though no doubt it would be nice for +you." + +"I'll put the big blue dressing-gown over you," said Toto. "You know you +like that, because you can put your nose in the pocket, and keep it +warm." + +"All right," cried the raccoon. "Come along, then!" and off they went. + +Bruin now proceeded to rake the ashes over the fire, covering it neatly +and carefully. He filled the kettle; he drew the bolts of door and +windows; and finally, when all was snug and safe, the good bear laid +himself down on the hearth-rug, and soon was fast asleep. + +Now all was quiet in the little cottage. Outside, the snow still fell, +softly, steadily, silently. In the shed, Bridget, the cow, was sleeping +soundly, with a cock and three hens roosting on her back, according to +their invariable custom. In the warm, covered sty the pig also slept. He +had no name, the pig; he would have scorned one. + +"I am a pig," he was wont to say, "and as such every one knows me. There +is no danger of my being mistaken for anything else." Which was very +true. + +But though slumber held fast, apparently, all the dwellers in cottage, +shed, and sty, there were in reality two pairs of eyes which were +particularly wide-awake at this moment. They were very black eyes, very +bright eyes, and they were, if you wish to know, peeping into the +kitchen through the crack under the cellar-door, to see what they could +see. + +"Nobody there!" said little brown Squeak. + +"No, nobody there!" said little brown Scrabble. + +"Hark! what was that noise?" cried Squeak. + +"Only the wind!" said Scrabble. + +"Do you think we can get through the crack?" said Squeak. + +"Nothing like trying!" said Scrabble. + +"Scrabble!" went little brown Squeak. + +"Squeak!" went little brown Scrabble. + +And the next moment they were in the kitchen. + +It was nearly dark, but not quite, for the covered embers still sent out +a dusky glow. It was warm; the floor was smooth and flat; there was a +smell as if there might be something to eat, somewhere. Altogether, it +was a very pleasant place for two little mice to play in; and as they +had it all to themselves, why should they not play? Play they did, +therefore, with right good-will; scampering hither and thither, rolling +over and over each other, poking their little sharp noses into every +crack and cranny they could find. Oh, what fun it was! How smooth the +floor! how pleasant the dry, warm air, after their damp cellar-home! + +But about that smell, now! where did it come from? Playing and romping +is hungry work, and the two little brown mouse-stomachs are empty. It +seems to come from under that cupboard door. The crack is wide enough to +let out the smell, but not quite wide enough to let in Messrs. Scrabble +and Squeak. If they could enlarge it a bit, now, with the sharp little +tools which they always carry in their mouths! So said, so done! +"Nibble! nibble! nibble! Gnaw! gnaw! gnaw!" It is very fatiguing work; +but, see! the crack widens. If one made oneself _very_ small, now? It is +done, and the two mice find themselves in the immediate neighborhood of +a large piece of squash pie. Oh, joy! oh, delight! too great for speech +or squeak, but just right for attack. "Nibble! nibble! Gobble! gobble!" +and soon the plate shines white and empty, with only the smell of the +roses--I mean the pie--clinging round it still. There is nothing else to +eat in the cupboard, is there? Yes! what is this paper package which +smells so divinely, sending a warm, spicy, pungent fragrance through the +air? Ah! pie was good, but this will be better! Nibble through the paper +quickly, and then-- Alas! alas! the spicy fragrance means _ginger_, and +it is not only warm, but _hot_. Oh, it burns! oh, it scorches! fire is +in our mouths, in our noses, our throats, our little brown stomachs, now +only too well filled. Water! water! or we die, and never see our cool, +beloved cellar again. Hurry down from the shelf, creep through the +crack, rush frantically round the kitchen. Surely there is a smell of +water? Yes, yes! there it is, in that tin basin, yonder. Into it we go, +splashing, dashing, drinking in the silver coolness, washing this fiery +torment from our mouths and throats. + +Thoroughly sobered by this adventure, the two little mice sat on the +floor beside the basin, dripping and shivering, the water trickling from +their long tails, their short ears, their sharp-pointed noses. They +blinked sadly at each other with their bright black eyes. + +"Shall we go home now, Scrabble?" said Squeak. "It is late, and Mother +Mouse will be looking for us." + +"I'm so c-c-c-cold!" shivered Scrabble, who a moment before had been +devoured by burning heat. "Don't you think we might dry ourselves before +that fire before we go down?" + +"Yes!" replied Squeak, "we will. But--what is that great black thing in +front of the fire?" + +"A hill, of course!" said the other. "A black hill, I should say. Shall +we climb over it, or go round it?" + +"Oh, let us climb over it!" said Squeak. "The exercise will help to warm +us; and it is such a queer-looking hill, I want to explore it." + +So they began to climb up the vast black mass, which occupied the whole +space in front of the fireplace. + +"How soft the ground is! and it is warm, too!" + +"Because it is near the fire, stupid!" + +"And what is this tall black stuff that grows so thick all over it? It +isn't a bit like grass, or trees either." + +"It _is_ grass, of course, stupid! what else could it be? Come on! come +on! we are nearly at the top, now." + +"Scrabble," said little brown Squeak, stopping short, "you may call me +stupid as much as you please, but _I_ don't like this place. I--I--I +think it is moving." + +"_Moving?_" said little brown Scrabble, in a tone of horror. + +And then the two little mice clutched each other with their little paws, +and wound their little tails round each other, and held on tight, tight, +for the black mass _was_ moving! There was a long, stretching, +undulating movement, slow but strong; and then came a quick, violent, +awful shake, which sent the two brothers slipping, sliding, tumbling +headlong to the floor. Picking themselves up as well as they could, and +casting one glance back at the black hill, they rushed shrieking and +squeaking to the cellar-door, and literally flung themselves through the +crack. For in that glance they had seen a vast red cavern, a yawning +gulf of fire, open suddenly in the black mass, which was now heaving and +shuddering all over. And from this fiery cavern came smoke and flame (at +least so the mice said when they got home to the maternal hole), and an +awful roaring sound, which shook the whole house and made the windows +rattle. + +"Home to our Mother Mouse! Home to our Mother Mouse! and never, never, +will we leave our cellar again!" + +But Bruin sat up on his haunches, and scratched himself and stretched +himself, and gave another mighty yawn. + +"Haw-wa-wow-you-_wonk_!" said the good bear. "Those must have been very +lively fleas, to wake me out of a sound sleep. I wonder where they have +crept to! I don't seem to feel them now. Ha! humph! Yaow! very sleepy! +Not morning yet; take another nap." + +And stretching his huge length once more along the floor, Bruin slept +again. + + + + +CHAPTER IV. + + +AT dinner the next day, it was noticed that Coon was very melancholy. He +shook his head frequently, and sighed so deeply and sorrowfully that the +kind heart of the wood-pigeon was moved to pity. + +"Are you not well, my dear Coon?" she asked. "Something has gone amiss +with you, evidently. Tell us what it is." + +The raccoon shook his head again, and looked unutterably doleful. + +"I knew how it would be, Coon," said the bear. "You shouldn't have eaten +that third pie for supper. Two pies are enough for anybody, after such a +quantity of bread and honey and milk as you had." + +Coon sighed again, more deeply than before. + +"I _didn't_ eat it all," he said; "I only wish I had!" + +"Why, Coon," queried Toto, "what's the trouble?" + +"Well," said Coon, "there was a piece left. I couldn't eat any more, so +I put it away in the cupboard, thinking I would have it for lunch +to-day. It was a lovely piece. I never saw such a squash pie as that +was, anyhow, and that piece--" + +He paused, and seemed lost in the thought of the pie. + +"_Well!_" exclaimed Toto. "So you _did_ eat it for your lunch, and now +you are unhappy because you didn't keep it for dinner. Is that it?" + +"Not at all!" replied the other, "not at all! I trust I am not _greedy_, +Toto, _whatever_ my faults may be. I went to get it for my luncheon, for +I had been working all the morning like a--" + +"Dormouse!" + +"Tree-toad!" + +"Grasshopper!" murmured the squirrel, the bear, and Toto, +simultaneously. + +"Like a RACCOON!" he continued severely. "I can say no more than that; +and I was desperately hungry. I went to the cupboard to get my piece of +pie, and it was--gone!" + +"Gone!" exclaimed the grandmother; "why, who can have taken it?" + +"That is the point, Madam!" said Coon. "It was some small creature, for +it got in through the crack under the cupboard door, gnawing away the +wood. I have examined the marks," he added, "and they are the marks of +small, very sharp teeth." And he looked significantly at the squirrel. + +"What do you mean by looking at me in that way?" demanded little +Cracker, whisking his tail fiercely, and bristling all over. "I've a +good mind to bite your ears with my sharp teeth. I never touched your +old pie. If you say I did, I'll throw this cheese--" + +"Cracker! Cracker!" said the grandmother, gently, "you forget yourself! +Good manners at table, you know. I am sure," she added, as Cracker hung +his head and looked much ashamed, "that none of us think seriously for a +moment that you took the pie. Coon loves his joke; but he has a good +heart, and he would not really give you pain, I know. Of course he did +not mean anything. Am I not right, Coon?" + +It is only justice to the raccoon to say that he was rather abashed at +this. He rubbed his nose, and gave a deprecatory wink at Bruin, who was +looking very serious; then, recovering himself, he beamed expansively on +the squirrel, who still looked fierce, though respect for "Madam" kept +him silent. + +"Mean anything?" he cried. "Dear Madam, do I _ever_ mean +anything,--anything unkind, at least?" he added hastily, as Toto looked +up with a suppressed chuckle. "I beg your pardon, Cracker, my boy, and I +hope you won't bear malice. As for those marks--" + +"Those marks," interrupted the bear, who had risen from his seat and was +examining the cupboard door, "were made by mice. I am quite sure of it." + +"So am I," said Miss Mary, quietly. "I saw them do it." + +"What!" + +"You!" + +"When?" + +"How?" + +"Tell us!" exclaimed every one, in a breath. + +"Two brown mice," said Miss Mary, "came out from under the cellar-door +about midnight. They gnawed at the cupboard till they had made the crack +wide enough to pass through. Then I heard them say, 'Squash pie!' and +heard them nibbling, or rather gobbling. After a while they came rushing +out as if the cat were after them, and jumped into the water-basin. Then +they tried to climb up Bruin's back, but he yawned like an alligator, +and shook them off, and they ran hurry-scurry under the cellar-door +again." + +A great laugh broke out at this recital of Messrs. Squeak and Scrabble's +nocturnal adventure, and under cover of the laughter the raccoon +approached the parrot. + +"Why didn't you give the alarm," he asked, "or drive off the mice +yourself? You knew it was my pie, for you saw me put it there." + +Miss Mary cocked her bright yellow eye at him expressively. + +"I lost two feathers from my tail, yesterday," she said. "Somebody bit +them off while I was asleep. They were fine feathers, and I cannot +replace them." + +The two exchanged a long, deep look. At length-- + +"Miss Mary," said the raccoon aloud, "what was the color of your +lamented husband? You told us once, but I am ashamed to say I'm not +positive that I remember." + +"Green!" replied Miss Mary, in some surprise,--"a remarkably fine +emerald green. But why do you ask?" + +"Ah, I thought so!" said the raccoon, ingenuously. "That explains his +choice of a wife.--Walk, Toto, did you say? I am with you, my boy!" and +in three bounds he was out of the door, and leaping and frolicking about +in the new-fallen snow. + +Toto caught up his cap and followed him, and the two together made their +way out of the yard, and walked, ran, leaped, jumped, tumbled, +scrambled, toward the forest. The sky had cleared, and the sun shone +brilliantly on the fresh white world. On every hand lay the snow,--here +heaped and piled in fantastic drifts and strange half-human shapes; +there spread smooth, like a vast counterpane. The tall trees of the +forest bent under white feathery masses, which came tumbling down on +Toto and his companion, as they lightly pushed the branches aside and +entered the woods. + +A winter walk in the woods! It is always a good thing for any one who +has eyes in his head, but it is especially good when you see all that +Coon and Toto saw; when you know, from every tiny track or footmark, +what little creatures have been running or hopping about; when many of +these little creatures are your friends, and all of them at least +acquaintances. How fresh and crisp the air was! how soft and powdery and +generally delightful the snow! What a pleasant world it was, on the +whole! + +"Let me see!" said the raccoon, stopping and looking about him. "It is +just about here that Chucky's aunt lives. Yes, I remember, now. You see +that oak-stump yonder, with the moss on it? Well, her burrow is just +under that. Suppose we give her a call, and tell her how her hopeful +nephew is." + +"Nonsense!" said Toto, "she is as fast asleep as he is, of course. We +couldn't wake her if we tried, and why should we try?" + +"Might have a game of ball with her," suggested the raccoon. "But I +don't know that it's worth while, after all." + +"Who lives in that hollow tree, now?" asked Toto. "The wild-cat used to +live there, you know. It is a very comfortable tree, if I remember +right." + +"You found it so once, didn't you, Toto?" said Coon. "Do you remember +that day, when a thunder-shower came up, and you crept into that hollow +tree for shelter? Ha! ha! ha! _do_ you remember that day, my boy?" + +"I should think I did remember it!" cried Toto. "I am not likely to +forget it. It was raining guns and pitchforks, and the lightning was +cracking and zigzagging all through the forest, it seemed, and the +thunder crashing and bellowing and roaring--" + +"Like Bruin, when the bumble-bee stung his nose!" put in the raccoon. + +"Exactly!" said Toto. "There I was, curled up well in the hollow, +thinking how lucky I was, when suddenly came two green eyes glowering at +me, and a great spitting and spluttering and meowling. + +"'Get out of my house!' said the creature. +'F-s-s-s-s-yeh-yow-s-s-s-s-s-s! get out of my house, I say!' + +"'My dear Madam,' I said, 'it is really more than you can expect. You +are already thoroughly wet, and if you come here you will only drip all +over the nice dry hole and spoil it. Now, _I_ am quite dry; and to tell +you the truth, I mean to remain so.' + +"Oh, how angry that cat was! + +"'My name is Klawtobitz!' she cried. 'I have lived in this tree for +seven years, and I am not going to be turned out of it by a thing with +two legs and no tail. Who are you, I say?' + +"'I am a boy!' cried I, getting angry in my turn. 'I wouldn't have a +tail if I was paid for it; and I will _not_ leave this hole!' + +"And then the old cat humped her back, and grinned till I saw every +tooth in her head, and came flying at me,--claws spread, and tail as big +round as my arm. There we fought, tooth and nail, fist and claw, till we +were both out of breath. Finally I got her by the throat, and she made +her teeth meet in my arm, and there we both were. I had heard no noise +save the cat's screeching in my ear; but now, suddenly, a great growly +voice, close beside us, cried,-- + +"'Fair play! fair play! no choking!' + +"We both dropped our hold, and looking up, saw--" + +"Bruin and me!" interrupted the raccoon, joyously. "We were taking a +quiet prowl in the rain, and hearing the scuffle, stopped to see what +was going on. Such a pretty fight I had not seen in a long time, and it +was really too bad of Bruin to stop it. How old Ma'am Wildcat's tail +went down, though, when she saw him!" + +"I am very glad he did stop it," said Toto. "I was quite a little chap +then, you see,--only seven years old,--and it was going hard with me. I +was frightened enough, though, I can tell you, when I saw Bruin standing +there. He looked as big as an elephant, and I fully expected to be eaten +up the next minute. But he said, in his great hearty voice,-- + +"'Give us your paw, my little fighting-cock! And you, Mrs. Wildcat, be +off! I gave you warning a week ago, when you killed the wood-pigeon's +nestlings. Off with you, now, quick, or--'" + +"And she went!" cried Coon. "Oh, yes, my dear, she went! And I went +after her! I chased that cat for ten miles, to the very farthest end of +the forest. She had the start of me, and kept it pretty well, but I was +just overhauling her when we came to the open; she gave a flying leap +from the last tree, and went crash through the window of a farmhouse +which stood close at hand! I thought she would probably be attended to +there; so I went back, and found Bruin and you as sociable and friendly +as if you had been brought up in the same den,--you sitting in the hole, +with your funny red legs hanging out (you were the queerest-looking +animal I had ever seen, Toto!), and he sitting up on his haunches, +talking to you." + +"And he invited us both to supper!" cried Toto. "Don't you remember, +Coon? That was the first time I had ever seen any of you people, and I +was dreadfully afraid that I should be the supper myself. But we went to +his den, and had a jolly supper. Bruin ate three large watermelons, I +remember. He _said_ a man gave them to him." + +"I think it very likely that he did," said Coon, "if Bruin asked him." + +"And I showed you how to play leap-frog," continued Toto; "and we played +it over Bruin's back till it was time for me to go home. And then you +both walked with me to the edge of the forest, and there we swore +eternal friendship." + +"Ah!" said the raccoon, "that we did, my boy; and well have we kept the +vow! And so long as Coon's tail has a single hair in it, will he ever +cherish-- Hello! what's that?" he cried with a sudden start, as a tiny +brown creature darted swiftly across the path. "Woodmouse! I say, +Woodmouse! stop a minute; you are just the fellow I want to see." + +The woodmouse stopped and turned round, and greeted the two friends +cordially. + +"I haven't seen you for an age!" he said. "Coon, I supposed you had been +asleep for a couple of months, at least. How does it happen that you are +prowling about at this season?" + +Coon briefly explained the state of the case, and then added:-- + +"I am specially glad to meet you, Woodmouse, for I want to consult you +about something. There are some mice in the cellar of the +cottage,--brown mice. Very troublesome, thieving creatures they are, and +we want to get rid of them. Now, I suppose they are relatives of yours, +eh?" + +"Ahem! well--yes," the woodmouse admitted reluctantly. "Distant, you +know, quite distant; but--a--yes, they _are_ relatives. A wretched, +disreputable set, I have heard, though I never met any of them." + +"You have heard quite correctly!" said the raccoon, warmly. "They are a +great annoyance to the Madam, and to all of us. They almost take the +food out of our mouths; they destroy things in the cellar, and--and in +fact, we want to get rid of them." + +The woodmouse stared at him in amazement. "Really, Mr. Coon," he said, +laughing, "I should not have supposed, from my past acquaintance with +you, that you would have any difficulty in getting rid of them." + +Raccoons cannot blush, or our Coon certainly would have done so. He +rubbed his nose helplessly, somewhat after the fashion of Bruin, and +cast a half-comical, half-rueful glance at Toto. Finally he replied,-- + +"Well, you see, Woodmouse, things are rather different from usual this +winter. The fact is, our Madam has a strong objection to--a--in point of +fact, to slaughter; and she made it a condition of our coming to spend +the winter with her, that we should not kill other creatures unless it +were necessary. So I thought if we _could_ get rid of those mice in any +other way, it would please her. I suppose there is plenty of room in the +forest for another family of mice?" + +"Oh! as far as room goes," replied the woodmouse, "they have a range of +ten miles in which to choose their home. I cannot promise to call on +them, you know; that could not be expected. But if they behave +themselves, they may in time overcome the prejudice against them." + +"Very well," said Coon, "I shall send them, then. How are you all at +home?" he added, "and what is going on in your set?" + +Now it was the woodmouse's turn to look confused. + +"My son is to be married on the second evening after this," he said. +"That is the only thing I know of." + +"What?" cried Coon. "Your son Prick-ear? Why, he is one of my best +friends! How strange that I should have heard nothing of it!" + +"We didn't know--we really thought--we supposed you were asleep!" +stammered the woodmouse. + +"And so you chose this time for the wedding?" said the raccoon. "Now, I +call that unfriendly, Woodmouse, and I shouldn't have thought it of +you." + +The woodmouse stroked his whiskers, and looked piteously at his +formidable acquaintance. "Don't be offended, Coon!" he said. +"Perhaps--perhaps you will come to the wedding, after all. Eh? of +course we should be delighted." + +"Yes, to be sure I will come!" said the raccoon, cheerily. "_I_ don't +bear malice. Oh, yes! I will come, and Toto shall come, too. Where is it +to take place?" + +"We--we have engaged the cave for the evening," said the woodmouse, with +some diffidence. "We have a large family connection, you know, and it is +the only place big enough to hold them all." + +Coon stared in amazement, and Toto gave a long whistle. + +"The cave, eh?" he said. "I should say this was to be something very +grand indeed. I should like very much to come, Woodmouse, if you think +it would not trouble any of your family. I promise you that Coon shall +be on his very best behavior, and--I'll tell you what!" he added, "I +will provide the music, as I did last summer, at the Rabbit's Rinktum." + +"No, not really! will you, though?" cried the little woodmouse, his +slender tail quivering with delight. "We shall be infinitely obliged, +Mr. Toto, infinitely obliged, sir! We shall count upon you both. Bring +Cracker, too, and any other friends who may be staying with you. Would +your grandmother, possibly--eh? care to come?" + +"Thank you!" said Toto, gravely, "I think not. My grandmother never goes +out in the evening." + +"We might bring Bruin!" suggested Coon, with a sly wink at Toto. + +But here the poor little woodmouse looked so unutterably distressed, +that the two friends burst out laughing; and reassuring him by a word, +bade him good-day, and proceeded on their walk. + + + + +CHAPTER V. + + +"AND now," said the squirrel, when the tea-things were cleared away that +evening, "now for dancing-school. If we are going to a ball, we really +must be more sure of our steps than we are now. Coon, oblige me with a +whisk of your tail over the hearth. Some coals have fallen from the +fire, and we shall be treading on them." + +"When the coals are cold," replied the raccoon, "I shall be happy to +oblige you. At present they are red-hot. And meantime, as I have no idea +of dancing immediately after my supper, I will, if you like, tell you +the story of the Useful Coal, which your request brings to my mind. It +is short, and will not take much time from the dancing-lesson." + +Right willingly the family all seated themselves around the blazing +fire, and the raccoon began as follows:-- + + +THE USEFUL COAL. + +There was once a king whose name was Sligo. He was noted both for his +riches and his kind heart. One evening, as he sat by his fireside, a +coal fell out on the hearth. The King took up the tongs, intending to +put it back on the fire, but the coal said:-- + +"If you will spare my life, and do as I tell you, I will save your +treasure three times, and tell you the name of the thief who steals it." + +These words gave the King great joy, for much treasure had been stolen +from him of late, and none of his officers could discover the culprit. +So he set the coal on the table, and said:-- + +"Pretty little black and red bird, tell me, what shall I do?" + +"Put me in your waistcoat pocket," said the coal, "and take no more +thought for to-night." + +Accordingly the King put the coal in his pocket, and then, as he sat +before the warm fire, he grew drowsy, and presently fell fast asleep. + +When he had been asleep some time, the door opened, very softly, and the +High Cellarer peeped cautiously in. This was the one of the King's +officers who had been most eager in searching for the thief. He now +crept softly, softly, toward the King, and seeing that he was fast +asleep, put his hand into his waistcoat-pocket; for in that +waistcoat-pocket King Sligo kept the key of his treasure-chamber, and +the High Cellarer was the thief. He put his hand into the waistcoat +pocket. S-s-s-s-s! the coal burned it so frightfully that he gave a loud +shriek, and fell on his knees on the hearth. + +"What is the matter?" cried the King, waking with a start. + +"Alas! your Majesty," said the High Cellarer, thrusting his burnt +fingers into his bosom, that the King might not see them. "You were just +on the point of falling forward into the fire, and I cried out, partly +from fright and partly to waken you." + +The King thanked the High Cellarer, and gave him a ruby ring as a +reward. But when he was in his chamber, and making ready for bed, the +coal said to him:-- + +"Once already have I saved your treasure, and to-night I shall save it +again. Only put me on the table beside your bed, and you may sleep with +a quiet heart." + +So the King put the coal on the table, and himself into the bed, and was +soon sound asleep. At midnight the door of the chamber opened very +softly, and the High Cellarer peeped in again. He knew that at night +King Sligo kept the key under his pillow, and he was coming to get it. +He crept softly, softly, toward the bed, but as he drew near it, the +coal cried out:-- + +"One eye sleeps, but the other eye wakes! one eye sleeps, but the other +eye wakes! Who is this comes creeping, while honest men are sleeping?" + +The High Cellarer looked about him in affright, and saw the coal +burning fiery red in the darkness, and looking for all the world like a +great flaming eye. In an agony of fear he fled from the chamber, +crying,-- + + "Black and red! black and red! + The King has a devil to guard his bed." + +And he spent the rest of the night shivering in the farthest garret he +could find. + +The next morning the coal said to the King:-- + +"Again this night have I saved your treasure, and mayhap your life as +well. Yet a third time I shall do it, and this time you shall learn the +name of the thief. But if I do this, you must promise me one thing, and +that is that you will place me in your royal crown and wear me as a +jewel. Will you do this?" + +"That will I, right gladly!" replied King Sligo, "for a jewel indeed you +are." + +"That is well!" said the coal. "It is true that I am dying; but no +matter. It is a fine thing to be a jewel in a king's crown, even if one +is dead. Now listen, and follow my directions closely. As soon as I am +quite black and dead,--which will be in about ten minutes from now,--you +must take me in your hand and rub me all over and around the handle of +the door of the treasure-chamber. A good part of me will be rubbed off, +but there will be enough left to put in your crown. When you have +thoroughly rubbed the door, lay the key of the treasure-chamber on your +table, as if you had left it there by mistake. You may then go hunting +or riding, but not for more than an hour; and when you return, you must +instantly call all your court together, as if on business of the +greatest importance. Invent some excuse for asking them to raise their +hands, and then arrest the man whose hands are black. Do you +understand?" + +"I do!" replied King Sligo, fervently, "I do, and my warmest thanks, +good Coal, are due to you for this--" + +But here he stopped, for already the coal was quite black, and in less +than ten minutes it was dead and cold. Then the King took it and rubbed +it carefully over the door of the treasure-chamber, and laying the key +of the door in plain sight on his dressing-table, he called his huntsmen +together, and mounting his horse, rode away to the forest. As soon as he +was gone, the High Cellarer, who had pleaded a headache when asked to +join the hunt, crept softly to the King's room, and to his surprise +found the key on the table. Full of joy, he sought the treasure-chamber +at once, and began filling his pockets with gold and jewels, which he +carried to his own apartment, returning greedily for more. In this way +he opened and closed the door many times. Suddenly, as he was stooping +over a silver barrel containing sapphires, he heard the sound of a +trumpet, blown once, twice, thrice. The wicked thief started, for it was +the signal for the entire court to appear instantly before the King, and +the penalty of disobedience was death. Hastily cramming a handful of +sapphires into his pocket, he stumbled to the door, which he closed and +locked, putting the key also in his pocket, as there was no time to +return it. He flew to the presence-chamber, where the lords of the +kingdom were hastily assembling. + +The King was seated on his throne, still in his hunting-dress, though he +had put on his crown over his hat, which presented a peculiar +appearance. It was with a majestic air, however, that he rose and +said:-- + +"Nobles, and gentlemen of my court! I have called you together to pray +for the soul of my lamented grandmother, who died, as you may remember, +several years ago. In token of respect, I desire you all to raise your +hands to Heaven." + +The astonished courtiers, one and all, lifted their hands high in air. +The King looked, and, behold! the hands of the High Cellarer were as +black as soot! The King caused him to be arrested and searched, and the +sapphires in his pocket, besides the key of the treasure-chamber, gave +amble proof of his guilt. His head was removed at once, and the King had +the useful coal, set in sapphires, placed in the very front of his +crown, where it was much admired and praised as a BLACK DIAMOND. + + * * * * * + +"And _now_, Cracker, my boy," continued the raccoon, rising from his +seat by the fire, "as you previously remarked, now for dancing-school!" + +With these words he proceeded to sweep the hearth carefully and +gracefully with his tail, while Toto and Bruin moved the chairs and +tables back against the wall. The grandmother's armchair was moved into +the warm chimney-corner, where she would be comfortably out of the way +of the dancers; and Pigeon Pretty perched on the old lady's shoulder, +"that the two sober-minded members of the family might keep each other +in countenance," she said. Toto ran into his room, and returned with a +little old fiddle which had belonged to his grandfather, and stationed +himself at one end of the kitchen, while the bear, the raccoon, and the +squirrel formed in line at the other. + +"Now, then," said Master Toto, tapping smartly on the fiddle. "Stand up +straight, all of you! That's the first thing, you know." + +Up they all went,--little Cracker sitting up jauntily, his tail cocked +over his left ear, Coon pawing the air gracefully, but not quite sure of +himself; while Bruin raised his huge form erect, and stood like a shaggy +black giant, waiting further orders. + +"Bow to partners!" cried Toto. + +Coon and Cracker bowed to each other; and Bruin, having no partner, +gravely saluted Miss Mary, who stood on one leg and surveyed the +proceedings in silent but deep disdain. + +"Jump, and change your feet!" + +But this order, alas! was followed by dire confusion. Bruin dropped on +all-fours, and frantically endeavored to stand on his fore-paws, with +his hind-legs in the air, throwing up first one great shaggy leg and +then another, and finally losing his balance and falling flat, with a +thump that shook the whole house. + +"Dear me!" cried the grandmother, starting from her chair. "Dear, dear +me! Who is hurt? What has happened? Are any bones broken?" + +"Oh, no! Madam," cried the bear, rising with surprising agility for one +of his size; "it's nothing! nothing at all, I assure you. I--I was only +jumping and changing my feet. But I cannot do it!" he added, in an +aggrieved tone, to Toto. "It isn't possible, you know, for a fellow of +my build to--a--do that sort of thing. You shouldn't, really--" + +"Oh, Bruin! Bruin!" cried Toto, wiping the tears from his eyes, as he +leaned against the dresser in a paroxysm of merriment. "I didn't _mean_ +you to do that! Look here! this is the way. You jump--_so!_ and change +your feet--_so!_ as you come down. There, look at Coon; he has the idea, +perfectly!" + +The astute Coon, in truth, seeing Bruin's error, had stood quietly in +his place till he saw Toto perform the mystic manoeuvre of "jump and +change feet," and had then begun to practise it with a quiet grace and +ease, as if he had done it all his life. + +[Illustration: "Now, then, attention all! Forward and back!" And he +played a lively air on his fiddle.--PAGE 97.] + +The squirrel, meanwhile, had obeyed the first part of the order by +jumping to the top of the clock, where he sat inspecting his little +black feet with an air of comical perplexity. + +"Change them, eh?" he said. "What's the matter with them? They'll do +very well yet awhile." + +"Don't be absurd, Cracker!" said Toto, rather severely. "Come down and +take your place at once! Now, then, attention all! Forward and back!" +and he played a lively air on his fiddle. + +The bear brightened up at once. "Ah!" he said, "I am all right when we +come to forward and back. Tum-tiddy tum-tum, tum-tum-tum!" and he +pranced forward, put out one foot, and slid back again, with an air of +enjoyment that was pleasant to behold. + +"That's right!" said the master, approvingly. "Stand a little +straighter, Bruin! Cracker, you don't point your toe enough. Hold your +head up, Coon, and don't be looking round at your tail every minute. +_Tum_-tiddy tum-tum, _tum_-tum-tum! _tiddy_-iddy tum-tum, +_tum_-tum-tum! Balance to partners! Here, Bruin! you can balance to me. +Turn partners, and back to places! There, now you may rest a moment +before you begin on the waltz step." + +"Ah! that is _my_ delight," said the squirrel. "What a sensation we +shall make at the wedding! One of the woodmouse's daughters is very +pretty, with such a nice little nose, and such bright eyes! I shall ask +her to waltz with me." + +"There won't be any one of my size there, I suppose," said the raccoon. +"You and I will have to be partners, Toto." + +"And I must stay at home and waltz alone!" said Bruin, goodnaturedly. +"It is a misfortune, in some ways, to be so big." + +"But great good fortune in others, Bruin, dear!" said Pigeon Pretty, +affectionately. "I, for one, would not have you smaller, for the world!" + +"Nor would I!" said the grandmother, heartily. "Bruin, my friend and +protector, your size and strength are the greatest possible comfort to +me, coupled as they are with a kind heart and a willing--" + +"Paw!" cried Toto. "Your sentiments are most correct, Granny, dear; but +Bruin _must_ not stand bowing in the middle of the room, even if he is +grateful. Go in the corner, Bruin, and practise your steps, while I take +a turn with Coon. And you, Cracker, can--" + +But Master Cracker did not wait for instructions. He had been watching +the parrot for some minutes, with his head on one side and his eyes +twinkling with merriment; and now, springing suddenly upon her perch, he +caught the astonished bird round the body, leaped with her to the floor, +and began to whirl her round the room at a surprising rate, in tolerably +good time to the lively waltz that Toto was whistling. Miss Mary gasped +for breath, and fluttered her wings wildly, trying to escape from her +tormentor, and presently, finding her voice, she shrieked aloud:-- + +"Ke-ke-kee! ki-ko! ki-ko-KAA! Let me go, you little wretch! Let me go +this instant, or I'll peck your eyes out! I will--" + +"Oh, no, you won't, my dear!" said Cracker. "You wouldn't have the heart +to do that; for then how could I look at you, the delight of my life? +Tiddy-_tum_! tiddy-_tum_! tiddy-_tum_ tum-tum! just see what a pretty +step it is! You will enjoy it immensely, as soon as you know it a little +better." And he whirled her round faster and faster, trying to keep pace +with Coon and Toto, who were circling in graceful curves. + +Suddenly the grandmother uttered an exclamation. "Toto!" she cried, "did +you put that custard pie out in the snow to cool? Bruin doesn't like it +hot, you know." + +Toto, his head still dizzy from waltzing, looked about him in +bewilderment. + +"Did I?" he said. "I am sure I don't know! I don't remember what I did +with it. Oh, yes, I do, though!" he added hastily. "It is there, on that +chair. Bruin! Bruin, I say! mind what you are about. It is just behind +you." + +Thus adjured, the good bear, who had been gravely revolving by himself +in the corner until he was quite blind, tried to stop short; at the same +instant the squirrel and the parrot, stumbling against his shaggy paw, +fell over it in a confused heap of feathers and fur. He stepped hastily +back to avoid treading on them, lost his balance, and sat down +heavily--on the custard pie! + +At the crash of the platter, the squirrel released Miss Mary, who flew +screaming to her perch; the grandmother wrung her hands and lamented, +begging to be told what had happened, and who was hurt; and the +unfortunate Bruin, staggering to his feet, stared aghast at the ruin he +had wrought. It was a very complete ruin, certainly, for the platter was +in small fragments, while most of its contents were clinging to his own +shaggy black coat. + +"Well, old fellow," said Toto, "you have done it now, haven't you? I +tried to stop you, but I was too late." + +"Yes," replied the bear, solemnly, "I have done it now! And I have also +done _with_ it now. Dear Madam," he added, turning to the old lady, +"please forgive me! I have spoiled your pie, and broken your platter; +but I have also learned a lesson, which I ought to have learned +before,--that is, that waltzing is not my forte, and that, as the old +saying is, 'A bullfrog cannot dance in a grasshopper's nest.' This is my +last dancing lesson!" + + + + +CHAPTER VI. + + +IT was a bright clear night, when Toto, accompanied by the raccoon and +the squirrel, started from home to attend the wedding of the woodmouse's +eldest son. The moon was shining gloriously, and her bright cold rays +turned everything they touched to silver. The long icicles hanging from +the eaves of the cottage glittered like crystal spears; the snow +sparkled as if diamond-dust were strewn over its powdery surface. The +raccoon shook himself as he walked along, and looked about him with his +keen bright eyes. + +"What a fine night this would be for a hunt!" he said, sniffing the cold +bracing air eagerly. "I smell something, surely! What is it?" + +"Rats, maybe!" suggested the squirrel. "There is the track of one +yonder." + +"No, this is not a rat!" said the raccoon, sniffing again. "It's a--it's +a cat! that's what it is, a cat! Do you see a track anywhere? I wonder +how a cat came here, anyhow. I should like to chase her! It is a long +time since I chased a cat." + +"Oh, never mind the cat now, Coon!" cried Toto. "We are late for the +wedding as it is, with all your prinking. Besides," he added slyly, "I +didn't lend you that red cravat to chase cats in." + +The raccoon instantly threw off his professional eagerness, and resumed +the air of complacent dignity with which he had begun the walk. Never +before had he been so fully impressed with the sense of his own charms. +The red ribbon which he had begged from Toto set off his dark fur and +bright eyes to perfection; and he certainly was a very handsome fellow, +as he frisked daintily along, his tail curling gracefully over his back. + +"We shall make a sensation!" he said cheerfully; "we shall certainly +make a sensation. Don't you think so, Toto?" + +"I do, indeed," replied Toto; "though it is a great pity that you and +Cracker didn't let me put your tails in curl-papers last night, as I +offered to do. You can't think what an improvement it would have been." + +"The cow offered to lend me her bell," said Cracker, "to wear round my +neck, but it was too big, you know. She's the dearest old thing, that +cow! I had a grand game, this morning, jumping over her back and +balancing myself on her horns. Why doesn't she live in the house, with +the rest of us?" + +"Oh!" said Toto, "one _couldn't_ have a cow in the house. She's too big, +in the first place; and besides, Granny would not like it. One could not +make a companion of a cow! I don't know exactly why, but that sort of +animal is entirely different from you wood-creatures." + +"The difference is, my dear," said the raccoon, loftily, "that we have +been accustomed to good society, and know something of its laws; while +persons like Mrs. Cow are absolutely ignorant of such matters. +Absolutely ignorant!" he repeated, impressively. "Why, only yesterday I +went out to the barn, and being in need of a little exercise, thought I +would amuse myself by swinging on her tail. And the creature, instead of +saying, 'Mr. Coon, I am sensible of the honor you bestow upon me, but +your well-proportioned figure is perhaps heavier than you are aware of,' +or something of that sort, just kicked me off, without saying a word. +_Kicked_, Toto! I give you my word for it. Kicked _me_!" + +"Humph!" said the squirrel, "I think I should have done the same in her +place. But see, here we are at the cave. Just look at the tracks in the +snow! Why, there must be a thousand persons here, at least." + +Indeed, the snow was covered in every direction with the prints of +little feet,--feet that had hopped, had run, had crept from all sides of +the forest, and had met in front of this low opening, from which the +brambles and creeping vines had been carefully cleared away. Torches of +light-wood were blazing on either side, lighting up the gloomy entrance +for several feet, and from within came a confused murmur of many voices, +as of hundreds of small creatures squeaking, piping, and chattering in +every variety of tone. + +"We are late!" said Coon. "Everybody is here. So much the better; we +shall make all the more sensation. Toto, is my neck-tie straight?" + +"Quite straight," replied Toto. "You look like--like--" + +"Like a popinjay!" muttered the squirrel, who had no neck-tie. "Come +along, will you, Coon?" And the three companions entered the cave +together. + +A brilliant scene it was that presented itself before their eyes. The +cave was lighted not only by glow-worms, but by light-wood torches stuck +in every available crack and cranny of the walls. The floor was +sprinkled with fine white sand, clean and glittering, while branches of +holly and alder placed in the corners added still more to the general +air of festivity. As to the guests, they were evidently enjoying +themselves greatly, to judge from the noise they were making. There were +a great many of them,--hundreds, or perhaps even thousands, though it +was impossible to count them, as they were constantly moving, hopping, +leaping, jumping, creeping, trotting, running, even flying. Never were +so many tiny creatures seen together. There were woodmice, of course, by +the hundred,--old and young, big and little; cousins, uncles, aunts, +grandmothers, of the bride and bridegroom. There were respectable +field-mice, looking like well-to-do farmers, as indeed they were; frisky +kangaroo-mice, leaping about on their long hind-legs, to the admiration +of all those whose legs were short. There were all the moles, of both +families,--those who wore plain black velvet without any ornament, and +those who had lovely rose-colored stars at the end of their noses. These +last gentlemen were very aristocratic indeed, and the woodmice felt +highly honored by their presence. Besides all these, the squirrels had +been invited, and had come in full force, the Grays and the Reds and the +Chipmunks; and Mr. and Mrs. Titmouse were there, and old Mrs. Shrew and +her daughters, and I don't know how many more. Hundreds and hundreds of +guests, none of them bigger than a squirrel, and most of them much +smaller. + +You can perhaps imagine the effect that was produced on this gay +assembly by the sudden appearance among them of a RACCOON and a BOY! +There was a confused murmur for a moment, a quick affrighted glance, and +then dead silence. Not a creature dared to move; not a tail waved, not a +whisker quivered; all the tiny creatures stood as if turned to stone, +gazing in mute terror and supplication at their formidable visitors. The +bride, who had just entered from a side-cave on her father's arm, +prepared to faint; the bridegroom threw his arms about her and glared +fiercely at the intruders, his tiny heart swelling as high as if he were +a lion instead of a very small red mouse. Mr. Woodmouse, Senior, alone +retained his presence of mind. He hastened to greet his formidable +guests, and bade them welcome in a voice which, though tremulous, tried +hard to be cordial. + +"Mr. Coon," he said, "you are welcome, most welcome. Mr. Toto, your most +obedient, sir. Cracker, I am delighted to see you. Very good of you all, +I'm sure, to honor this little occasion with your distinguished +presence. Will you--ah!--hum--will you sit down?" + +The little host hesitated over this invitation; it would not be polite +to ask his guests to be careful lest they should sit down _on_ the other +guests, and yet they were so _very_ large, and took up so _much_ +room,--two of them, at least! Coon, delighted at the sensation he had +produced, was as gracious as possible, and sitting down with great care +so as to avoid any catastrophe, looked about him with so benign an +expression that the rest of the company began to take heart, and +whiskers were pricked and tails were cocked again. + +"This is delightful, Mr. Woodmouse!" he said heartily,--"this is really +delightful! A brilliant occasion, indeed! But I do not see your son, the +happy-- Ah! there he is. Prick-ear, you rascal, come here! Are you too +proud to speak to your old friends?" + +Thus adjured, the young woodmouse left his bride in her mother's care +and came forward, looking half pleased and half angry. "Good evening, +Coon!" he said. "I was not sure whether you _were_ a friend, after our +last meeting. But I am very glad to see you, and I bear no malice." + +And with this he shook paws with an air of magnanimity. Coon rubbed his +nose, as he was apt to do when a little confused. + +"Oh! ah! to be sure!" he said. "I had quite forgotten that little +matter. But say no more about it, my boy; say no more about it! By-gones +are by-gones, and we should think of nothing but pleasure on an occasion +like the present." With a graceful and condescending wave of his paw he +dismissed the past, and continued: "Pray, introduce me to your charming +bride! I assure you I am positively longing to make her acquaintance. +After you, my boy; after you!" and he crossed the room and joined the +bridal party. + +"What trouble did your son have with Coon?" Toto inquired of Mr. +Woodmouse. "Nothing serious, I trust?" + +"Why--ah!--well!" said his host, in some embarrassment, "it came _near_ +being serious,--at least Prick-ear thought it did. It seems he met Mr. +Coon one day last autumn, when he was bringing home a load of +checkerberries for supper. Mr. Coon wanted the checkerberries, +and--ah!--in point of fact, ate them; and when Prick-ear remonstrated, +he chased him all round the forest, vowing that if he caught him he +would--if you will excuse my mentioning such a thing--eat _him_ too. +Now, that sort of thing is very painful, Mr. Toto; very painful indeed +it is, I assure you, sir. And though Prick-ear escaped by running into +a mole's burrow, I must confess that he has _not_ felt kindly toward Mr. +Coon since then." + +"Very natural," said Toto, gravely. "I don't wonder at it." + +"It _has_ occurred to me," continued the woodmouse, "that possibly it +may have been only a joke on Mr. Coon's part. Eh? what do you think? +Seeing him so friendly and condescending here to-night, one can hardly +suppose that he _really_--eh?--could have intended--" + +"He certainly would not do such a thing _now_," said Toto, decidedly, +"certainly not. He has the kindest feeling for all your family." + +"A--exactly! exactly!" cried the woodmouse, highly delighted. "Most +gratifying, I'm sure. But I see that the ceremony is about to begin. If +you _would_ excuse me, Mr. Toto--" + +And the little host bowed himself away, leaving Toto to seat himself at +leisure and watch the proceedings. These were certainly very +interesting. The bride, an extremely pretty little mouse, was attired in +a very becoming travelling-dress of brown fur, which fitted her to +perfection. The ceremony was performed by a star-nosed mole of high +distinction, who delivered a learned and impressive discourse to the +young couple, and ended by presenting them with three leaves of +wintergreen, of which one was eaten by each separately, while they +nibbled the third together, in token of their united lives. When they +met in the middle of the leaf, they rubbed noses together, and the +ceremony was finished. + +Then everybody advanced to rub noses with the bride, and to shake paws +with the happy bridegroom. One of the first to do so was the raccoon, +who comported himself with a grace and dignity which attracted the +admiration of all. The little bride was nearly frightened to death, it +is true; but she bore up bravely, for her husband whispered in her ear +that Mr. Coon was one of his dearest friends, _now_. + +Meanwhile, no one was enjoying the festivity more thoroughly than our +little friend Cracker. He was whisking and frisking about from one group +to another, greeting old friends, making new acquaintances, hearing all +the wood-gossip of the winter, and telling in return of the wonderful +life that he and Bruin and Coon were leading. His own relations were +most deeply interested in all he had to tell; but while his cousins were +loud in their expressions of delight and of envy, some of the elders +shook their heads. Uncle Munkle, a sedate and portly chipmunk, looked +very grave as he heard of all the doings at the cottage, and presently +he beckoned Cracker to one side, and addressed him in a low tone. + +"Cracker, my boy," he said, "I don't quite like all this, do you know? +Toto and his grandmother are all very well, though they seem to have a +barbarous way of living; but who is this Mrs. Cow, about whom you have +so much to say; not a domestic animal, I trust?" + +"Why--yes!" Cracker admitted, rather reluctantly, "she _is_ a domestic +animal, Uncle; but she is a very good one, I assure you, and not +objectionable in any way." + +The old chipmunk looked deeply offended. "I did not expect this of you, +Cracker!" he said severely, "I did not, indeed. This is the first time, +to my knowledge, that a member of my family has had anything to do with +a domestic animal. I am disappointed in you, sir; distinctly +disappointed!" + +There was a pause, in which the delinquent Cracker found nothing to say, +and then his uncle added:-- + +"And in what condition are your teeth, pray? I suppose you are letting +them grow, while you eat those wretched messes of soft food. Have you +_any_ proper food, at all?" + +"Oh, yes!" exclaimed Cracker. "Indeed, Uncle Munkle, my teeth are in +excellent condition. Just look at them!" and he exhibited two shining +rows of teeth as sharp as those of a newly-set saw. "We have plenty of +nuts; more than I ever had before, I assure you. Toto got quantities of +them in the autumn, on purpose for me; and there are great heaps of +hazels and beech-nuts and hickories piled up in the barn-chamber, where +I can go and help myself when I please. And almonds, too!" he added. +"Oh, they are _so_ jolly!" + +Uncle Munkle looked mollified; he even seemed interested. + +"Almonds?" he said. "They are foreign nuts, and don't grow in this part +of the world. I tasted some once. Where did Toto get them, do you +think?" + +"He bought them of a pedler," said Cracker. "I know he would give you +some, Uncle, if you asked him. Why won't you come out and see us, some +day?" + +At this moment a loud and lively whistle was heard,--first three notes +of warning, and then Toto's merriest jig,--which put all serious +thoughts to flight, and set the whole company dancing. Cracker flew +across the room to a charming young red squirrel on whom he had had his +eye for some time, made his bow, and was soon showing off to her +admiring gaze the fine steps which he had learned in the kitchen at +home. The woodmice skipped and hopped merrily about; the kangaroo-mice +danced with long, graceful bounds,--three short hops after each one. It +is easy to do when you know just how. As for the moles, they ran round +and round in a circle, with their noses to the ground, and thought very +well of themselves. + +Presently Toto changed his tune from a jig to a waltz; and then he and +Coon danced together, to the admiration of all beholders. Round they +went, and round and round, circling in graceful curves,--Toto never +pausing in his whistle, Coon's scarlet neck-tie waving like a banner in +the breeze. + +"Yes, that is a sight worth seeing!" said a woodmouse to a mole. "It is +a pity, just for this once, that you have not eyes to see it." + +"Are their coats of black velvet?" inquired the mole. "And have they +stars on their noses? Tell me that." + +"No," replied the woodmouse. + +"I thought as much!" said the mole, contemptuously. "Vulgar people, +probably. I have no desire to _see_ them, as you call it. Are we to +have anything to eat?" he added. "That is of more consequence, to my +mind. One can show one's skill in dancing, but that does not fill the +stomach, and mine warns me that it is empty." + +At this very moment the music stopped, and the voice of the host was +heard announcing that supper was served in the side-cave. The mole +waited to hear no more, but rushed as fast as his legs would carry him, +following his unerring nose in the direction where the food lay. Bolting +into the supper-room, he ran violently against a neatly arranged pyramid +of hazel-nuts, and down it came, rattling and tumbling over the greedy +mole, and finally burying him completely. The rest of the company coming +soberly in, each gentleman with his partner, saw the heaving and quaking +mountain of nuts beneath which the mole was struggling, and he was +rescued amid much laughter and merriment. + +That was a supper indeed! There were nuts of all kinds,--butternuts, +chestnuts, beech-nuts, hickories, and hazels. There were huge piles of +acorns, of several kinds,--the long slender brown-satin ones, and the +fat red-and-brown ones, with a woolly down on them. There were +partridge-berries and checkerberries, and piles of fragrant, spicy +leaves of wintergreen. And there was sassafras-bark and spruce-gum, and +a great dish of golden corn,--a present from the field-cousins. Really, +it gives one an appetite only to think of it! And I verily believe that +there never was such a nibbling, such a gnawing, such a champing and +cracking and throwing away of shells, since first the forest was a +forest. When the guests were thirsty, there was root-beer, served in +birch-bark goblets; and when one had drunk all the beer one ate the +goblet; which was very pleasant, and moreover saved some washing of +dishes. And so all were very merry, and the star-nosed moles ate so much +that their stars turned purple, and they had to be led home by their +fieldmouse neighbors. + +At the close of the feast, the bride and groom departed for their own +home, which was charmingly fitted up under an elder-bush, from the +berries of which they could make their own wine. "Such a convenience!" +said all the family. And finally, after a last wild dance, the company +separated, the lights were put out, and "the event of the season" was +over. + + + + +CHAPTER VII. + + +TOTO and his companions walked homeward in high spirits. The air was +crisp and tingling; the snow crackled merrily beneath their feet; and +though the moon had set, the whole sky was ablaze with stars, sparkling +with the keen, winter radiance which one sees only in cold weather. + +"Pretty wedding, eh, Toto?" said the raccoon. + +"Very pretty," said Toto; "very pretty indeed. I have enjoyed myself +immensely. What good people they are, those little woodmice. See here! +they made me fill all my pockets with checkerberries and nuts for the +others at home, and they sent so many messages of regret and apology to +Bruin that I shall not get any of them straight." + +"Hello!" said the squirrel, who had been gazing up into the sky, "what's +that?" + +"What's _what_?" asked the raccoon. + +"_That!_" repeated Cracker. "That big thing with a tail, up among the +stars." + +His companions both stared upward in their turn, and Toto exclaimed,-- + +"Why, it's a comet! I never saw one before, but I know what they look +like, from the pictures. It certainly _is_ a comet!" + +"And _what_, if I may be so bold as to ask," said Coon, "_is_ a comet?" + +"Why, it's--it's--THAT, you know!" said Toto. + +"Exactly!" said Coon. "What a clear way you have of putting things, to +be sure!" + +"Well," cried Toto, laughing, "I'm afraid I cannot put it _very_ +clearly, because I don't know just _exactly_ what comets are, myself. +But they are heavenly bodies, and they come and go in the sky, with +tails; and sometimes you don't see one again for a thousand years; and +though you don't see them move, they are really going like lightning all +the time." + +Coon and Cracker looked at each other, as if they feared that their +companion was losing his wits. + +"Have they four legs?" asked Cracker. "And what do they live on?" + +"They have no legs," replied Toto, "nothing but heads and tails; and I +don't believe they live on anything, unless," he added, with a twinkle +in his eye, "they get milk from the milky way." + +The raccoon looked hard at Toto, and then equally hard at the comet, +which for its part spread its shining tail among the constellations, and +took no notice whatever of him. + +"Can't you give us a little more of this precious information?" he said +with a sneer. "It is so valuable, you know, and we are so likely to +believe it, Cracker and I, being two greenhorns, as you seem to think." + +Toto flushed, and his brow clouded for an instant, for Coon could be so +_very_ disagreeable when he tried; but the next moment he threw back his +head and laughed merrily. + +"Yes, I will!" he cried. "I _will_ give you more information, old +fellow. I will tell you a story I once heard about a comet. It isn't +true, you know, but what of that? You will believe it just as much as +you would the truth. Listen, now, both you cross fellows, to the story +of + + +THE NAUGHTY COMET. + +The door of the Comet House was open. In the great court-yard stood +hundreds of comets, of all sizes and shapes. Some were puffing and +blowing, and arranging their tails, all ready to start; others had just +come in, and looked shabby and forlorn after their long journeyings, +their tails drooping disconsolately; while others still were switched +off on side-tracks, where the tinker and the tailor were attending to +their wants, and setting them to rights. In the midst of all stood the +Comet Master, with his hands behind him, holding a very long stick with +a very sharp point. The comets knew just how the point of that stick +felt, for they were prodded with it whenever they misbehaved +themselves; accordingly, they all remained very quiet, while he gave +his orders for the day. + +In a distant corner of the court-yard lay an old comet, with his tail +comfortably curled up around him. He was too old to go out, so he +enjoyed himself at home in a quiet way. Beside him stood a very young +comet, with a very short tail. He was quivering with excitement, and +occasionally cast sharp impatient glances at the Comet Master. + +"Will he _never_ call me?" he exclaimed, but in an undertone, so that +only his companion could hear. "He knows I am dying to go out, and for +that very reason he pays no attention to me. I dare not leave my place, +for you know what he is." + +"Ah!" said the old comet, slowly, "if you had been out as often as I +have, you would not be in such a hurry. Hot, tiresome work, _I_ call it. +And what does it all amount to?" + +"Ay, that's the point!" exclaimed the young comet. "What _does_ it all +amount to? That is what I am determined to find out. I cannot understand +your going on, travelling and travelling, and never finding out why you +do it. _I_ shall find out, you may be very sure, before I have finished +my first journey." + +"Better not! better not!" answered the old comet. "You'll only get into +trouble. Nobody knows except the Comet Master and the Sun. The Master +would cut you up into inch pieces if you asked him, and the Sun--" + +"Well, what about the Sun?" asked the young comet, eagerly. + +"Short-tailed Comet No. 73!" rang suddenly, clear and sharp, through the +court-yard. + +The young comet started as if he had been shot, and in three bounds he +stood before the Comet Master, who looked fixedly at him. + +"You have never been out before," said the Master. + +"No, sir!" replied No. 73; and he knew better than to add another word. + +"You will go out now," said the Comet Master. "You will travel for +thirteen weeks and three days, and will then return. You will avoid the +neighborhood of the Sun, the Earth, and the planet Bungo. You will turn +to the left on meeting other comets, and you are not allowed to speak to +meteors. These are your orders. Go!" + +At the word, the comet shot out of the gate and off into space, his +short tail bobbing as he went. + +Ah! here was something worth living for. No longer shut up in that +tiresome court-yard, waiting for one's tail to grow, but out in the +free, open, boundless realm of space, with leave to shoot about here and +there and everywhere--well, _nearly_ everywhere--for thirteen whole +weeks! Ah, what a glorious prospect! How swiftly he moved! How well his +tail looked, even though it was still rather short! What a fine fellow +he was, altogether! + +For two or three weeks our comet was the happiest creature in all space; +too happy to think of anything except the joy of frisking about. But +by-and-by he began to wonder about things, and that is always dangerous +for a comet. + +"I wonder, now," he said, "why I may not go near the planet Bungo. I +have always heard that he was the most interesting of all the planets. +And the Sun! how I _should_ like to know a little more about the Sun! +And, by the way, that reminds me that all this time I have never found +out _why_ I am travelling. It shows how I have been enjoying myself, +that I have forgotten it so long; but now I must certainly make a point +of finding out. Hello! there comes Long-Tail No. 45. I mean to ask him." + +So he turned out to the left, and waited till No. 45 came along. The +latter was a middle-aged comet, very large, and with an uncommonly long +tail,--quite preposterously long, our little No. 73 thought, as he shook +his own tail and tried to make as much of it as possible. + +"Good morning, Mr. Long-Tail!" he said as soon as the other was within +speaking distance. "Would you be so very good as to tell me what you are +travelling for?" + +"For six months," answered No. 45 with a puff and a snort. "Started a +month ago; five months still to go." + +"Oh, I don't mean that!" exclaimed Short-Tail No. 73. "I mean _why_ are +you travelling at all?" + +"Comet Master sent me!" replied No. 45, briefly. + +"But what for?" persisted the little comet. "What is it all about? What +good does it do? _Why_ do we travel for weeks and months and years? +That's what I want to find out." + +"Don't know, I'm sure!" said the elder, still more shortly. "What's +more, don't care!" + +The little comet fairly shook with amazement and indignation. "You don't +care!" he cried. "Is it possible? And how long, may I ask, have you been +travelling hither and thither through space, without knowing or caring +why?" + +"Long enough to learn not to ask stupid questions!" answered Long-Tail +No. 45. "Good morning to you!" + +And without another word he was off, with his preposterously long tail +spreading itself like a luminous fan behind him. The little comet looked +after him for some time in silence. At last he said:-- + +"Well, _I_ call that simply _disgusting_! An ignorant, narrow-minded +old--" + +"Hello, cousin!" called a clear merry voice just behind him. "How goes +it with you? Shall we travel together? Our roads seem to go in the same +direction." + +The comet turned and saw a bright and sparkling meteor. "I--I--must not +speak to you!" said No. 73, confusedly. + +"Not speak to me!" exclaimed the meteor, laughing. "Why, what's the +matter? What have I done? I never saw you before in my life." + +"N-nothing that I know of," answered No. 73, still more confused. + +"Then why mustn't you speak to me?" persisted the meteor, giving a +little skip and jump. "Eh? tell me that, will you? _Why_ mustn't you?" + +"I--don't--know!" answered the little comet, slowly, for he was ashamed +to say boldly, as he ought to have done, that it was against the orders +of the Comet Master. + +"Oh, gammon!" cried the meteor, with another skip. "_I_ know! Comet +Master, eh? But a fine high-spirited young fellow like you isn't going +to be afraid of that old tyrant. Come along, I say! If there were any +_real reason_ why you should not speak to me--" + +"That's just what I say," interrupted the comet, eagerly. "What IS the +reason? Why don't they tell it to me?" + +"'Cause there isn't any!" rejoined the meteor. "Come along!" + +After a little more hesitation, the comet yielded, and the two frisked +merrily along, side by side. As they went, No. 73 confided all his +vexations to his new friend, who sympathized warmly with him, and spoke +in most disrespectful terms of the Comet Master. + +"A pretty sort of person to dictate to you, when he hasn't the smallest +sign of a tail himself! I wouldn't submit to it!" cried the meteor. "As +to the other orders, some of them are not so bad. Of course, nobody +would want to go near that stupid, poky Earth, if he could possibly help +it; and the planet Bungo is--ah--is not a very nice planet, I believe. +[The fact is, the planet Bungo contains a large reform school for unruly +meteors, but our friend made no mention of that.] But as for the +Sun,--the bright, jolly, delightful Sun,--why, I am going to take a +nearer look at him myself. Come on! We will go together, in spite of the +Comet Master." + +Again the little comet hesitated and demurred; but after all, he had +already broken one rule, and why not another? He would be punished in +any case, and he might as well get all the pleasure he could. Reasoning +thus, he yielded once more to the persuasions of the meteor, and +together they shot through the great space-world, taking their way +straight toward the Sun. + +When the Sun saw them coming, he smiled and seemed much pleased. He +stirred his fire, and shook his shining locks, and blazed brighter and +brighter, hotter and hotter. The heat seemed to have a strange effect on +the comet, for he began to go faster and faster. + +"Hold on!" said the meteor. "Why are you hurrying so? I cannot keep up +with you." + +"I cannot stop myself!" cried No. 73. "Something is drawing me forward, +faster and faster!" + +On he went at a terrible rate, the meteor following as best he might. +Several planets which he passed shouted to him in warning tones, but he +could not hear what they said. The Sun stirred his fire again, and +blazed brighter and brighter, hotter and hotter; and forward rushed the +wretched little comet, faster and faster, faster and faster! + +"Catch hold of my tail and stop me!" he shrieked to the meteor. "I am +shrivelling, burning up, in this fearful heat! Stop me, for pity's +sake!" + +But the meteor was already far behind, and had stopped short to watch +his companion's headlong progress. And now,--ah, me!--now the Sun opened +his huge fiery mouth. The comet made one desperate effort to stop +himself, but it was in vain. An awful, headlong plunge through the +intervening space; a hissing and crackling; a shriek,--and the fiery +jaws had closed on Short-Tail No. 73, forever! + +"Dear me!" said the meteor. "How very shocking! I quite forgot that the +Sun ate comets. I must be off, or I shall get an æon in the Reform +School for this. I am really very sorry, for he was a nice little +comet!" + +And away frisked the meteor, and soon forgot all about it. + +But in the great court-yard in front of the Comet House, the Master took +a piece of chalk, and crossed out No. 73 from the list of short-tailed +comets on the slate that hangs on the door. Then he called out, "No. 1 +Express, come forward!" and the swiftest of all the comets stood before +him, brilliant and beautiful, with a bewildering magnificence of tail. +The Comet Master spoke sharply and decidedly, as usual, but not +unkindly. + +"No. 73, Short-Tail," he said, "has disobeyed orders, and has in +consequence been devoured by the Sun." + +Here there was a great sensation among the comets. + +"No. 1," continued the Master, "you will start immediately, and travel +until you find a runaway meteor, with a red face and blue hair. You are +permitted to make inquiries of respectable bodies, such as planets or +satellites. When found, you will arrest him and take him to the planet +Bungo. My compliments to the Meteor Keeper, and I shall be obliged if he +will give this meteor two æons in the Reform School. I trust," he +continued, turning to the assembled comets, "that this will be a lesson +to all of you!" + +And I believe it was. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + + +"BRUIN, what do you think? Oh, Bruin! what _do_ you think?" Thus spoke +the little squirrel as he sat perched on his big friend's shoulder, the +day after the wedding party. + +"What do I think?" repeated the bear. "Why, I think that you are +tickling my ear, Master Cracker, and that if you do not stop, I shall be +under the painful necessity of knocking you off on the floor." + +"Oh, that isn't the kind of thinking I mean!" replied Cracker, +impudently flirting the tip of his tail into the good bear's eye. +"_That_ is of no consequence, you great big fellow! What are your ears +for, if not for me to tickle? I mean, what do you think I heard at the +party, last night?" + +"A great deal of nonsense!" replied the bear, promptly. + +"Bruin, I shall certainly be obliged to shake you!" cried the squirrel. +"I shall shake you till your teeth rattle, if you give me any more of +this impudence. So behave yourself now, and listen to me. I was talking +with Chipper last night,--my cousin, you know, who lives at the other +end of the wood,--and he told me something that really quite troubled +me. You remember old Baldhead?" + +"Well, yes!" said Bruin, "I should say I did. He hasn't been in our part +of the wood again, has he?" + +"Oh, no!" replied Cracker. "He is not likely to go anywhere for a long +time, I should say. He has broken his leg, Chipper tells me, and has +been shut up in his cavern for a week and more." + +"Dear me!" said the kind-hearted bear. "I am very sorry to hear it! How +does the poor old man get his food?" + +"Chipper didn't seem to think he _could_ get any," replied the squirrel. +"He peeped in at the door, yesterday, and saw him lying in his bunk, +looking very pale and thin. He tried once or twice to get up, but fell +back again; and Chipper is sure there was nothing to eat in the cave. I +thought I wouldn't say anything to Coon or Toto last night, but would +wait till I had told you." + +"It must be seen to at once!" cried Bruin, starting up. "I will go +myself, and take care of the poor man till his leg is well. Where are +the Madam and Toto? We must tell them at once." + +The blind grandmother was in the kitchen, rolling out pie-crust. She +listened, with exclamations of pity and concern, to Cracker's account of +the poor old hermit, and agreed with Bruin that aid must be sent to him +without delay. "I will pack a basket at once," she said, "with +nourishing food, bandages for the broken leg, and some simple medicines; +and Toto, you will take it to the poor man, will you not, dear?" + +"Of course I will!" said Toto, heartily. + +But Bruin said: "No, dear Madam! I will go myself. Our Toto's heart is +big, but he is not strong enough to take care of a sick person. It is +surely best for me to go." + +The grandmother hesitated. "Dear Bruin," she said, "of course you +_would_ be the best nurse on many accounts; but if the man is weak and +nervous, I am afraid--you alarmed him once, you know, and possibly the +sight of you, coming in suddenly, might--" + +"Speak out, Granny!" cried Toto, laughing. "You think Bruin would simply +frighten the man to death, or at best into a fit; and you are quite +right. I'll tell you what, old fellow!" he added, turning to Bruin, who +looked sadly crestfallen at this throwing of cold water on the fire of +his kindly intentions, "we will go together, and then the whole thing +will be easily managed. I will go in first, and tell the hermit all +about you; and then, when his mind is prepared, you can come in and make +him comfortable." + +The good bear brightened up at this, and gladly assented to Toto's +proposition; and the two set out shortly after, Bruin carrying a large +basket of food, and Toto a small one containing medicines and bandages. +Part of the food was for their own lunch, as they had a long walk before +them, and would not be back till long past dinner-time. They trudged +briskly along,--Toto whistling merrily as usual, but his companion very +grave and silent. + +"What ails you, old fellow?" asked the boy, when a couple of miles had +been traversed in this manner. "Has our account of the wedding made you +pine with envy, and wish yourself a mouse?" + +"No!" replied the bear, slowly, "oh, no! I should not like to be a +mouse, or anything of that sort. But I do wish, Toto, that I was not so +frightfully ugly!" + +"Ugly!" cried Toto, indignantly, "who said you were ugly? What put such +an idea into your head?" + +"Why, you yourself," said the bear, sadly. "You said I would frighten +the man to death, or into a fit. Now, one must be horribly ugly to do +that, you know." + +"My _dear_ Bruin," cried Toto, "it isn't because you are _ugly_; why, +you are a perfect beauty--for a bear. But--well--you are _very_ large, +you know, and somewhat shaggy, if you don't mind my saying so; and you +must remember that most bears are very savage, disagreeable creatures. +How is anybody who sees you for the first time to know that you are the +best and dearest old fellow in the world? Besides," he added, "have you +forgotten how you frightened this very hermit when he stole your honey, +last year?" + +Bruin hung his head, and looked very sheepish. "I shouldn't roar, now, +of course," he said. "I meant to be very gentle, and just put one paw +in, and then the end of my nose, and so get into the cave by degrees, +you know." + +Toto had his doubts as to the soothing effect which would have been +produced by this singular measure, but he had not the heart to say so; +and after a pause, Bruin continued:-- + +"Of course, however, you and Madam were quite right,--quite right you +were, my boy. But I was wondering, just now, whether there were not +some way of making myself less frightful. Now, you and Madam have no +hair on your faces,--none anywhere, in fact, except a very little on the +top of your head. That gives you a gentle expression, you see. Do you +think--would it be possible--would you advise me to--to--in fact, to +shave the hair off my face?" + +The excellent bear looked wistfully at Toto, to mark the effect of this +proposition; but Toto, after struggling for some moments to preserve his +gravity, burst into a peal of laughter, so loud and clear that it woke +the echoes of the forest. + +"Ha! ha! ha!" laughed the boy. "Ho! oh, dear me! ho! ho! ha! Bruin, +dear, you really _must_ excuse me, but I cannot help it. Ho! ho! ho!" + +Bruin looked hurt and vexed for a moment, but it was only a moment. +Toto's laughter was too contagious to be resisted; the worthy bear's +features relaxed, and the next instant he was laughing himself,--or +coming as near to it as a black bear can. + +"I am a foolish old fellow, I suppose!" he said. "We will say no more +about it, Toto. But, hark? who is that speaking. It sounded like a crow, +only it was too feeble." + +They listened, and presently the sound was heard again; and this time it +certainly was a faint but distinct "Caw!" and apparently at no great +distance from them. The two companions looked about, and soon saw the +owner of the voice perched on a stump, and croaking dismally. A more +miserable-looking bird was never seen. His feathers drooped in limp +disorder, and evidently had not been trimmed for days; his eyes were +half-shut, and save when he opened his beak to utter a despairing "Caw!" +he might have been mistaken for a stuffed bird,--and a badly stuffed +bird at that. + +"Hello, friend!" shouted Toto, in his cheery voice. "What is the matter +that you look so down in the beak?" + +The crow raised his head, and looked sadly at the two strangers. "I am +sick," he said, "and I can't get anything to eat for myself or my +master." + +"Who is your master?" asked the boy. + +"He is a hermit," replied the crow. "He lives in a cave near by; but +last week he broke his leg, and has not been able to move since then. He +has nothing to eat, for he will not touch raw snails, and I cannot find +anything else for him. I fear he will die soon, and I shall probably die +too." + +"Come! come!" said the bear, "don't let me hear any nonsense of that +kind. Die, indeed! Here, take that, sir, and don't talk foolishness!" + +"That" was neither more nor less than the wing of a roast chicken which +Bruin had pulled hastily from the basket. The famished crow fell upon +it, beak and claw, without more ado; and a silence ensued, while the two +friends, well pleased, watched the first effect of their charitable +mission. + +"Poor creature!" said Toto. "Were you ever so hungry as that, Bruin?" + +"Oh, yes!" said the bear, carelessly, "often and often. When I came out +in the spring, you know. But I never stayed hungry very long," he +added, with a significant grimace. "This crow is sick, you see, and +probably cannot help himself much. How does that go, old fellow?" he +said, addressing the crow, who had polished the chicken-bone till it +shone again, and now looked up with a twinkle in his eyes very different +from the wretched, lacklustre expression they had at first worn. + +"You have given me life, sir!" he said warmly; "you have positively +given me life. I am once more a crow. And now, tell me how I can serve +you, for you are evidently bent on some errand." + +"We have come to see your master," said Toto. "We heard of his accident, +and thought he must be in need of help. So, if you will show us the +way--" + +The crow needed no more, but joyfully spread his wings, and half hopped, +half fluttered along the ground as fast as he could go. "Noble +strangers!" he cried, "our humble dwelling is close at hand. Follow me, +I pray you, and blessings attend your footsteps." + +The two friends followed, and soon came upon the entrance to a cave, +around which a sort of rustic porch had been built. Vines were trained +over it, and a rude chair and table stood beneath the pleasant shade. + +"This is my master's study," said the crow. "Here we have spent many +happy and profitable hours. May it please you to enter, worshipful +sirs?" + +"What do you say, Bruin?" asked Toto, glancing at his companion. "Shall +we go in, or send the crow first, to announce us?" + +"You had better go in alone," said the bear, decidedly. "I will stay +here with Master Crow, and when--that is, _if_ you think it best for me +to come in, later, you have but to call me." + +Accordingly Toto entered the cavern, which was dimly lighted by a hole +in the roof. As soon as his eyes became accustomed to the gloom, he +perceived a rude pallet at one side, on which was stretched the form of +a tall old man. His long white hair and beard were matted and tangled; +his thin hands lay helpless by his side; it seemed as if he were +scarcely alive. He opened his eyes, however, at the sound of footsteps, +and looked half-fearfully at the boy, who bent softly over him. + +"Good morning, sir!" said Toto, not knowing what else to say. "Is your +leg better, to-day?" + +"Water!" murmured the old man, feebly. + +"Water? Why, yes, of course! I'll get some in a minute." + +He started for the mouth of the cave, but before he reached it, a huge, +shaggy, black paw was thrust in at the aperture, holding out a bark +dish, while a sort of enormous whisper, which just _was_ not a growl, +murmured, "Here it is!" + +"Thank you, Bru--I mean, thank you!" said Toto, in some confusion, +glancing apprehensively toward the bed. But the old man noticed nothing, +till the clear cool water was held to his lips. He drank eagerly, and +seemed to gain a little strength at once, for he now gazed earnestly at +Toto, and presently said, in a feeble voice:-- + +"Who are you, dear child, and what good angel has sent you to save my +life?" + +"My name is Toto," replied the boy. "As to how I came here, I will tell +you all that by-and-by; but now you are too weak either to talk or to +listen, and I must see at once about getting you some--" + +"_Food!_" came the huge whisper again, rolling like a distant muttering +of thunder through the cavern; and again the shaggy paw appeared, +solemnly waving a bowl of jelly. + +Toto flew to take it, but paused for a moment, overcome with amusement +at the aspect presented by his friend. The good bear had wedged his huge +bulk tightly into a corner behind a jutting fragment of rock. Here he +sat, with the basket of provisions between his knees, and an air of deep +and solemn mystery in his look and bearing. Not seeing Toto, he still +held the bowl of jelly in his outstretched paw, and opening his +cavernous jaws, was about to send out another rolling thunder-whisper of +"Food!" when Toto sprang quickly on the jelly, and taking a spoon from +the basket, rapped the bear on the nose with it, and then returned to +his charge. + +The poor hermit submitted meekly to being fed with a spoon, and at every +mouthful seemed to gain strength. A faint color stole into his wan +cheek, his eyes brightened, and before the bowl was two thirds empty, he +actually smiled. + +"I little thought I should ever taste jelly again," he said. "Indeed, I +had fully made up my mind that I must starve to death here; for I was +unable to move, and never thought of human aid coming to me in this +lonely spot. Even my poor crow, my faithful companion for many years, +has left me. I trust he has found some other shelter, for he was feeble +and lame, himself." + +"Oh, he is all right!" said Toto, cheerily. "It was he who showed us the +way here; and he's outside now, talking to--that is--talking to himself, +you know." + +"Showed _us_ the way?" repeated the hermit. "You have a companion, then? +Why does he not come in, and let me thank him also for his kindness?" + +"He?" said Toto, stammering. "He--oh--he--he doesn't like to be +thanked." + +"But at least he will come in!" urged the old man. "Do, pray, ask him! I +am distressed to think of his staying outside. Is he a very shy boy?" + +"He isn't a boy," said Toto. "He's--oh! what a muddle I'm making of it! +He's bigger than a boy, sir, a great deal bigger. And--I hope you won't +mind, but--he's black!" + +"A negro! is it possible?" exclaimed the hermit. "My dear boy, I have no +prejudice against the Ethiopian race. I must insist on his coming in. +Stay! I will call him myself. I believe they are generally called either +Cæsar or Pompey. Mr. Pomp--" + +"Oh, stop!" cried Toto, in distress. "His name _isn't_ Pompey, it's +Bruin. And he wouldn't come in yet if I were to--" + +"Cut him into inch pieces!" came rolling like muffled thunder through +the doorway. + +The old hermit started as if he had been shot. "Ah! what is that?" he +cried. "Boy! boy! who--_what_ is that speaking?" + +"Oh, dear!" cried Toto, distractedly. "Oh, dear! what shall I do? Please +don't be alarmed, Mr. Baldhead--I mean, Mr. Hermit. He is the best, +dearest, kindest old fellow _in the world_, and it isn't his fault, +because he was--" + +"Born so!" resounded from without; and the poor hermit, now speechless +with terror, could only gasp, and gaze at Toto with eyes of agonized +entreaty. + +"Yes, he was born so!" continued the boy. "And we might have been bears +ourselves, you know, if we had happened to have them for fathers and +mothers; so--" But here he paused in dismay, for the hermit, without +more ado, quietly fainted away. + +"Oh, Bruin! Crow! come here!" cried Toto. "I am afraid he is dead, or +dying. What shall we do?" + +At this summons the crow came hopping and fluttering in, followed by the +unhappy bear, who skulked along, hugging the wall and making himself as +small as possible, while he cast shamefaced and apologetic glances +toward the bed. + +"Oh, you needn't mind now!" cried Toto. "He won't know you are here. Do +you think he is dead, Crow? Have you ever seen him like this before?" + +But the crow never had; and the three were standing beside the bed in +mute dismay, when suddenly a light flutter of wings was heard, and a +soft voice cooed, "Toto! Bruin!" and the next moment Pigeon Pretty came +flying into the cave, with a bunch of dried leaves in her bill. A glance +showed her the situation, and alighting softly on the old man's breast +she held the leaves to his nostrils, fanning him the while with her +outspread wings. + +"Oh!" she said, "I have flown so fast I am quite out of breath. You see, +dears, I was afraid that something of this sort might happen, as soon as +I heard of your going. I was in the barn, you know, when you were +talking about it, and getting ready. So I flew to my old nest and got +these leaves, of which I always keep a store on hand. See, he is +beginning to revive already." + +In truth, the pungent fragrance of the leaves, which now filled the air, +seemed to have a magical effect on the sick man. His eyelids fluttered, +his lips moved, and he muttered faintly, "The bear! oh, the bear!" + +The wood-pigeon motioned to Bruin and Toto to withdraw, which they +speedily did, casting remorseful glances at one another. Silently and +sadly they sat down in the porch, and here poor Bruin abandoned himself +to despair, clutching his shaggy hair, and even pulling out several +handfuls of it, while he inwardly called himself by every hard name he +could think of. Toto sat looking gloomily at his boots for a long time, +but finally he said, in a whisper:-- + +"Cheer up, old fellow! it was all my fault. I do suppose I am the +stupidest boy that ever lived. If I had only managed a little +better--hark! what is that?" + +Both listened, and heard the soft voice of the wood-pigeon calling, +"Bruin! Bruin! Toto! come in, both of you. Mr. Hermit understands all +about it now, and is ready to welcome _both_ his visitors." + +Much amazed, the two friends rose, and slowly and hesitatingly +re-entered the cave, the bear making more desperate efforts even than +before to conceal his colossal bulk. To his astonishment, however, the +hermit, who was now lying propped up by an improvised pillow of dry +moss, greeted him with an unflinching gaze, and even smiled and held out +his hand. + +"Mr. Bruin," he said, "I am glad to meet you, sir! This sweet bird has +told me all about you, and I am sincerely pleased to make your +acquaintance. So you have walked ten miles and more to bring help and +comfort to an old man who stole your honey!" + +But this was more than the good bear could stand. He sat down on the +ground, and thrusting his great shaggy paws into his eyes, fairly began +to blubber. At this, I am ashamed to say, all the others fell to +laughing. First, Toto laughed--but Toto, bless him! was always +laughing; and then Pigeon Pretty laughed; and then Jim Crow; and then +the hermit; and finally, Bruin himself. And so they all laughed +together, till the forest echoes rang, and the woodchucks almost stirred +in their holes. + + + + +CHAPTER IX. + + +IT was late in the afternoon of the same day. In the cottage at home all +was quiet and peaceful. The grandmother was taking a nap in her room, +with the squirrel curled up comfortably on the pillow beside her. In the +kitchen, the fire and the kettle were having it all their own way, for +though two other members of the family were in the room, they were +either asleep or absorbed in their own thoughts, for they gave no sign +of their presence. The kettle was in its glory, for Bruin had polished +it that very morning, and it shone like the good red gold. It sang its +merriest song, and puffed out clouds of snow-white steam from its +slender spout. + +"Look at me!" it said to the fire. "Am I not well worth looking at? I +feel almost sure that I must have turned into gold, for I never used to +look like this. A golden kettle is rather a rare thing, I flatter +myself. It really seems a pity that there is no one here except the +stupid parrot, who has gone to sleep, and that odious raccoon, who +always looks at me as if I were a black pot, and a cracked pot at that." + +"To be sure!" crackled the fire, encouragingly. "To be sure! But never +mind, my dear! I admire you immensely, as you know, and it is my +greatest pleasure to see myself reflected in your bright face. Crick! +crack! cr-r-r-r-rickety!" said the fire. + +"Hm! hm! tsing! tsing! tsing!" sang the kettle. And they performed +really a very creditable duet together. + +Now it happened that the parrot was not asleep, though she had had the +bad taste to turn her back on the fire and the kettle. She was looking +out of the window, in fact, and wondering when the wood-pigeon would +come back. Though not a bird of specially affectionate nature, Miss Mary +was still very fond of Pigeon Pretty, and always missed her when she +was away. This afternoon had seemed particularly long, for no one had +been in the kitchen save Coon, with whom she was not on very good terms. +Now, she thought, it was surely time for her friend to return; and she +stretched her neck, and peered out of the window, hoping to catch the +flutter of the soft brown wings. Instead of this, however, she caught +sight of something else, which made her start and ruffle up her +feathers, and look again with a very different expression. + +Outside the cottage stood a man,--an ill-looking fellow, with a heavy +pack strapped on his back. He was looking all about him, examining the +outside of the cottage carefully, and evidently listening for any sound +that might come from within. All being silent, he stepped to the window +(not Miss Mary's window, but the other), and took a long survey of the +kitchen; and then, seeing no living creature in it (for the raccoon +under the table and the parrot on her perch were both hidden from his +view), he laid down his pack, opened the door, and quietly stepped in. +An ill-looking fellow, Miss Mary had thought him at the first glance; +but now, as she noiselessly turned on her perch and looked more closely +at him, she thought his aspect positively villanous. He had a hooked +nose and a straggling red beard, and his little green eyes twinkled with +an evil light as he looked about the cosey kitchen, with all its neat +and comfortable appointments. + +First he stepped to the cupboard, and after examining its contents he +drew out a mutton-bone (which had been put away for Bruin), a hunch of +bread, and a cranberry tart, on which he proceeded to make a hearty +meal, without troubling himself about knife or fork. He ate hurriedly, +looking about him the while,--though, curiously enough, he saw neither +of the two pairs of bright eyes which were following his every movement. +The parrot on her perch sat motionless, not a feather stirring; the +raccoon under the table lay crouched against the wall, as still as if +he were carved in stone. Even the kettle had stopped singing, and only +sent out a low, perturbed murmur from time to time. + +His meal finished, the rascal--his confidence increasing as the moments +went by without interruption--proceeded to warm himself well by the +fire, and then on tiptoe to walk about the room, peering into cupboards +and lockers, opening boxes and pulling out drawers. The parrot's blood +boiled with indignation at the sight of this "unfeathered vulture," as +she mentally termed him, ransacking all the Madam's tidy and well-kept +stores; but when he opened the drawer in which lay the six silver +teaspoons (the pride of the cottage), and the porringer that Toto had +inherited from his great-grandfather,--when he opened this drawer, and +with a low whistle of satisfaction drew the precious treasures from +their resting-place, Miss Mary could contain herself no longer, but +clapped her wings and cried in a clear distinct voice, "Stop thief!" + +The man started violently, and dropping the silver back into the drawer, +looked about him in great alarm. At first he saw no one, but presently +his eyes fell on the parrot, who sat boldly facing him, her yellow eyes +gleaming with anger. His terror changed to fury, and with a muttered +oath he stepped forward. + +"It was you, was it?" he said fiercely. "You'll never say 'Stop thief' +again, my fine bird, for I'll wring your neck before I'm half a minute +older." + +[Illustration: But at this last mishap the robber, now fairly beside +himself, rushed headlong from the cottage.--PAGE 163.] + +He stretched his hand toward the parrot, who for her part prepared to +fly at him and fight for her life; but at that moment something +happened. There was a rushing in the air; there was a yell as if a dozen +wild-cats had broken loose, and a heavy body fell on the robber's +back,--a body which had teeth and claws (an endless number of claws, it +seemed, and all as sharp as daggers); a body which yelled and scratched +and bit and tore, till the ruffian, half mad with terror and pain, +yelled louder than his assailant. Vainly trying to loosen the clutch +of those iron claws, the wretch staggered backward against the hob. Was +it accident, or did the kettle by design give a plunge, and come down +with a crash, sending a stream of boiling water over his legs? Who can +tell? It was a remarkable kettle. But at this last mishap the robber, +now fairly beside himself, rushed headlong from the cottage, and still +bearing his terrible burden, fled screaming down the road. + +At the same moment the door of the grandmother's room was opened +hurriedly, and the old lady cried, in a trembling voice, "What has +happened? What is it? Coon! Mary! are you here?" + +"I am here, Madam!" replied the parrot, quickly. "Coon has--has just +stepped out, with--in fact, with an acquaintance. He will be back +directly, no doubt." + +"But that fearful noise!" said the grandmother. "Was that--" + +"The acquaintance, dear Madam!" replied Miss Mary, calmly. "He was +excited!--about something, and he raised his voice, I confess, higher +than good breeding usually allows. Yes. Have you had a pleasant nap?" + +The good old lady, still much mystified, though her fears were set at +rest by the parrot's quiet confidence, returned to her room to put on +her cap, and to smooth the pretty white curls which her Toto loved. No +sooner was the door closed than the squirrel, who had been fairly +dancing up and down with curiosity and eagerness, opened a fire of +questions:-- + +"Who was it? What happened? What did he want? Who knocked down the +kettle? Why didn't you want Madam to know?" etc. + +Miss Mary entered into a full account of the thrilling adventure, and +had but just finished it when in walked the raccoon, his eyes sparkling, +his tail cocked in its airiest way. + +"Well?" cried the parrot, eagerly, "is he gone?" + +"Yes, my dear, he is gone!" replied Coon, gayly. "Oh, dear me! what a +pleasant ride I have had! Why didn't you come too, Miss Mary? You might +have held on by his hair. It would have been such fun! Yes, I went on +quite a good bit with him, just to show him the way, you know. And then +I bade him good-by, and begged him to come again; but he didn't say he +would." + +Coon shook himself, and fairly chuckled with glee, as did also his two +companions; but presently Miss Mary, quitting her perch, flew to the +table, and holding out her claw to the raccoon, said gravely:-- + +"Coon, you have saved my life, and perhaps the Madam's and Cracker's +too. Give me your paw, and receive my warmest thanks for your timely +aid. We have not been the best of friends, lately," she added, "but I +trust all will be different now. And the next time you are invited to a +party, if you fancy a feather or so to complete your toilet, you have +only to mention it, and I shall be happy to oblige you." + +"And for my part, Miss Mary," responded the raccoon warmly, "I beg you +to consider me the humblest of your servants from this day forth. If you +fancy any little relish, such as snails or fat spiders, as a change from +your every-day diet, it will be a pleasure to me to procure them for +you. Beauty," he continued, with his most gallant bow, "is enchanting, +and valor is enrapturing; but beauty and valor _combined_, are--" + +"Oh, come!" said the squirrel, who felt rather crusty, perhaps, because +he had not seen the fun, and so did not care for the fine speeches, +"stop bowing and scraping to each other, you two, and let us put this +distracted-looking room in order before Madam comes in again. Pick up +the kettle, will you, Coon? Look! the water is running all over the +floor." + +The raccoon did not answer, being apparently very busy setting the +chairs straight; so Cracker repeated his request, in a sharper voice. + +"Do you hear me, Coon? Please pick up that kettle. I cannot do it +myself, for it is twice as big as I am, but I should think you could +lift it easily, now that it is empty." + +The raccoon threw a perturbed glance at the kettle, and then said in a +tone which tried to be nonchalant, "Oh! the kettle is all right. It will +get up, I suppose, when it feels like it. If it should ask me to help +it, of course I would; but perhaps it may prefer the floor for a change. +I--I often lie on the floor, myself," he added. + +The squirrel stared. "What do you mean?" he said. "It isn't alive! Toto +said it wasn't." + +The raccoon beckoned him aside, and said in a low tone, "My good +Cracker, Toto _says_ a great many things, and no doubt he thinks they +are all true. But he is a young boy, and, let me tell you, he does _not_ +know everything in the world. If that thing is not alive, why did it +jump off its seat just at the critical moment, and pour hot water over +the robber's legs?" + +"Did it?" exclaimed the squirrel, much impressed. + +"Yes, it did!" replied the raccoon, emphatically. "I saw it with these +eyes. And I don't deny that it was a great help, Cracker, and that I was +very glad the kettle did it. But see, now! when a creature has no more +self-respect than to lie there for a quarter of an hour, with its head +on the other side of the room, without making the smallest attempt to +get up and put itself together again, why, I tell you frankly _I_ don't +feel much like assisting it. You never knew one of _us_ to behave in +that sort of way, did you, now?" + +"N-n-no!" said Cracker, doubtfully. "But then, if any of us were to lose +our heads, we should be dead, shouldn't we?" + +"Exactly!" cried the raccoon, triumphantly. "And when that thing loses +its head, it _isn't_ dead. That's just the difference. It can go without +its head for an hour! I've seen it, when Toto took it off--the head, I +mean--and forgot to put it on again. I tell you, it just _pretends_ to +be dead, so that it can be taken care of, and carried about like a baby, +and given water whenever it is thirsty. A secret, underhand, sly +creature, I call it, and I sha'n't touch it to put its head on again!" + +And that was all the thanks the kettle got for its pains. + + + + +CHAPTER X. + + +WHEN Toto came home, as he did just when night was closing in around the +little cottage, he was whistling merrily, as usual; and the first sound +of his clear and tuneful whistle brought Coon, Cracker, and Miss Mary +all running to the door, to greet, to tell, and to warn him. The boy +listened wide-eyed to the story of the attempted robbery, and at the end +of it he drew a long breath of relief. + +"I am _so_ glad you didn't let Granny know!" he cried. "That was clever +of you. She never would have slept quietly again. And, I say! what a +good fellow you are, Coon! Shake paws, old boy! And Miss Mary, you are a +trump, and I would give you a golden nose-ring like your Princess's if +you had a nose to wear it on. To think of you two defending the castle, +and putting the enemy to flight, horse, foot, and dragoons!" + +"What is dragoons?" asked the parrot, gravely. "I don't think he had any +about him, unless it was concealed. He had no horse, either; but he had +two feet,--and very ugly ones they were. He danced on them when the +kettle poured hot water over his legs,--danced higher than ever you did, +Toto." + +"Did he?" laughed Toto, who was in high spirits. "Ha! ha! I am delighted +to hear it. But," he added, "it is so dark that you do not see our +guest, whom I have brought home for a little visit. Where are you, Jim +Crow? Come here and be introduced to the family!" + +Thus adjured, the crow hopped solemnly forward, and made his best bow to +the three inmates, who in turn saluted him, each after his or her +fashion. The raccoon was gracious and condescending, the squirrel +familiar and friendly, the parrot frigidly polite, though inwardly +resenting that a crow should be presented to her,--to _her_, the +favorite attendant of the late lamented Princess of Central +Africa,--without her permission having been asked first. As for the +crow, he stood on one leg and blinked at them all in a manner which +meant a great deal or nothing at all, just as you chose to take it. + +"Distinguished persons!" he said, gravely, "it is with pleasure that I +make your acquaintance. May this day be the least happy of your lives! +Lady Parrot," he added, addressing himself particularly to Miss Mary, +"grant me the honor of leading you within. The evening air is chill for +one so delicate and fragile." + +Miss Mary, highly delighted at being addressed by such a stately title +as "Lady Parrot," relaxed at once the severity of her mien, and +gracefully sidled into the house in company with the sable-clad +stranger, while Toto and the two others followed, much amused. + +After a hearty supper, in the course of which Toto related as much of +his and Bruin's adventures in the hermit's cave as he thought proper, +the whole family gathered around the blazing hearth. Toto brought the +pan of apples and the dish of nuts; the grandmother took up her +knitting, and said, with a smile: "And who will tell us a story, this +evening? We have had none for two evenings now, and it is high time that +we heard something new. Cracker, my dear, is it not your turn?" + +"I think it is," said the squirrel, hastily cramming a couple of very +large nuts into his cheek-pouches, "and if you like, I will tell you a +story that Mrs. Cow told me a day or two ago. It is about a cow that +jumped over the moon." + +"What!" cried Toto. "Why, I've known that story ever since I was a baby! +And it isn't a story, either, it's a rhyme,-- + + "Hey diddle diddle, + The cat and the fiddle, + The cow--" + +"Yes, yes! I know, Toto," interrupted the squirrel. "She told me that, +too, and said it was a pack of lies, and that people like you didn't +know anything about the real truth of the matter. So now, if you will +just listen to me, I will tell you how it really happened." + + +THE MOON-CALF. + +There once was a young cow, and she had a calf. + +"And that's half!" said Toto, in rather a provoking manner. + +"No, it isn't, it's only the beginning," said the little squirrel, +indignantly; "and if you would rather tell the story yourself, Toto, you +are welcome to do so." + +"Beg pardon! Crackey," said Toto, apologetically. "Won't do so again, +Crackey; go on, that's a dear!" and the squirrel, who never bore malice +for more than two minutes, put his little huff away, and continued:-- + + * * * * * + +This young cow, you see, she was very fond of her calf,--very fond +indeed she was,--and when they took it away from her, she was very +unhappy, and went about roaring all day long. + +"Cows don't roar!" said Toto the irrepressible. "They _low_. There's a +piece of poetry about it that I learned once:-- + + "'The lowing herd--' + +do something or other, I don't remember what." + + "'The lowing herd winds slowly o'er the lea,'" + +quoted the grandmother, softly. + +"What do they wind?" asked the raccoon. "Yarn, or a chain-pump like the +one in the yard, or what?" + +"I don't know what you mean by _low_, Toto!" said the squirrel, without +noticing Coon's remarks. "Your cow roared so loud the other day that I +fell off her horn into the hay. I don't see anything _low_ in that." + +"Why, Cracker, can't you understand?" cried Toto. "They _low_ when they +_moo_! I don't mean that they moo _low_, but 'moo' _is_ 'low,' don't you +see?" + +"No, I do _not_ see!" replied the squirrel, stoutly. "And I don't +believe there is anything _to_ see, I don't. So there, now!" + +At this point Madam interfered, and with a few gentle words made the +matter clear, and smoothed the ruffled feathers--or rather fur. + +The raccoon, who had been listening with ears pricked up, and keen eyes +glancing from one to the other of the disputants, now murmured, "Ah, +yes! very explicit. Quite what I should have said myself!" and relapsed +into his former attitude of graceful and dignified ease. + +The squirrel repeated to himself, "Moo! low! loo! mow! moo!" several +times, shook his head, refreshed himself with a nut, and finally, at the +general request, continued his story: + + * * * * * + +So, as I said, this young cow was very sad, and she looed--I mean +mowed--all day to express her grief. And she thought, "If I could only +know where my calf is, it would not be quite so dreadfully bad. But they +would not tell me where they were taking him, though I asked them +politely in seven different tones, which is more than any other cow here +can use." + +Now, when she was thinking these thoughts it chanced that the maid came +to milk the cows, and with the maid came a young man, who was talking +very earnestly to her. + +"What is it, Molly?" says he. "Doesn't thee know me well enough?" + +"I knows a moon-calf when I sees him!" says the maid; and with that she +boxed his ears, and sat down to milk the cow, and he went away in a +huff. + +But the cow heard what the maid said, and began to wonder what +moon-calves were, and whether they were anything like her calf. +Presently, when the maid had gone away with the pail of milk, she said +to the Oldest Ox, who happened to be standing near,-- + +"Old Ox, pray tell me, what is a moon-calf?" + +The Oldest Ox did not know anything about moon-calves, but he had no +idea of betraying his ignorance to anybody, much less to a very young +cow; so he answered promptly, "It's a calf that lives in the moon, of +course." + +"Is it--are they--like other calves?" inquired the cow, timidly, "or a +different sort of animal?" + +"When a creature is called a calf," replied the Ox, severely, "it _is_ a +calf. If it were a cat, a hyena, or a toad with three tails, it would be +called by its own name. Now do you understand?" + +Then he shut his eyes and pretended to be asleep, for he did not like to +answer questions on matters of which he knew nothing; it fatigued his +brain, and oxen should always avoid fatigue of the brain. + +But the young cow had one more question to ask, and could not rest till +it was answered; so mustering all her courage, she said, desperately, +"Oh, Old Ox! before you go to sleep, please--_please_, tell me if people +ever take calves to the moon from here?" + +"Frequently!" said the Oldest Ox. "I wish you were there, now. I am +asleep. Good-night to you!" and in a few minutes he really was asleep. + +But the young cow stood still, thinking. She thought so hard that when +the farmer's boy came to drive the cattle into the barn, she hardly saw +where she was going, but stumbled first against the door and then +against the wall, and finally walked into Old Brindle's stall instead of +her own, and got well prodded by the latter's horns in consequence. + +"This cow is sick!" said the farmer's boy. "I must give her a warm mash, +and cut an inch or two off her tail to-morrow." + +Next day the cows were driven out into the pasture, for the weather was +warm, and they found it a pleasant change from the barn-yard. They +cropped the honey-clover, well seasoned with buttercups and with just +enough dandelions scattered about to "give it character," as Mother +Brindle said. They stood knee-deep in the cool, clear stream which +flowed under the willows, and lay down in the shade of the great +oak-tree, and altogether were as happy as cows can possibly be. + +All but the young red cow. She cared nothing for any of the pleasures +which she had once enjoyed so keenly; she only walked up and down, up +and down, thinking of her lost calf, and looking for the moon. For she +had fully made up her mind by this time that her darling Bossy had been +taken to the moon, and had become a moon-calf; and she was wondering +whether she might not see or hear something of him when the moon rose. + +The day passed, and when the evening was still all rosy in the west, a +great globe of shining silver rose up in the east. It was the full moon, +coming to take the place of the sun, who had put on his nightcap and +gone to bed. The young cow ran towards it, stretching out her neck, and +calling,-- + +"Bossy! Moo! moo! Bossy, are you there?" + +Then she listened, and thought she heard a distant voice which said, +"There!" + +"I knew it!" she cried, frantically, "I knew it! Bossy is now a +moon-calf. Something must be done about it at once, if I only knew +what!" + +And she ran to Mother Brindle, who was standing by the fence, talking to +the neighbor's black cow,--her with the spotted nose. + +"Mother Brindle!" she cried. "Have you ever had a calf taken to the +moon? My calf, my Bossy, is there, and is now a moon-calf. Tell me, oh! +tell me, how to get at him, I beseech you!" + +"What nonsense is this?" said Mother Brindle, severely. "Compose +yourself! You are excited, and will injure your milk, and that would +reflect upon the whole herd. As for your calf, why should you be better +off than other people? I have lost ten calves, the finest that ever were +seen, and I never made half such a fuss about them as you make over this +puny little red creature." + +"But he is _there_, in the moon!" cried the poor cow. "I must find him +and get him down. I _must_, do you hear?" + +"Decidedly, your wits must be in the moon, my dear," said the neighbor's +black cow, not unkindly. "They certainly have left you. Who ever heard +of calves in the moon? Not I, for one; and I am not more ignorant than +others, perhaps." + +The red cow was about to reply, when suddenly across the meadow came +ringing the farm-boy's call, "Co, Boss! Co, Boss! Co, Boss!" + +"Ah!" said Mother Brindle, "can it really be milking-time? What a +pleasant day this has been! Good-evening to you, neighbor. And you, +child," she added, turning to the red cow, "come straight home with me. +I heard James promise you a warm mash, and that will be the best thing +for you." + +But at these words the young cow started, and with a wild bellow ran to +the farthest end of the pasture. "Bossy!" she cried, staring wildly up +at the silver globe, which was rising steadily higher and higher in the +sky, "you are going away from me! Jump down from the moon, and come to +your mother! Bossy! Bossy! _Come!_" + +And then a distant voice, floating softly down through the air, +answered, "Come! come!" + +"He calls me!" cried the red cow. "My darling calls me, and I go. I will +go to the moon; I will be a moon-cow! Bossy, Bossy, I come!" + +She ran forward like an antelope, gave a sudden leap into the air, and +went up, up, up,--over the haystacks, over the trees, over the +clouds,--up among the stars. + +But, alas! in her frantic desire to reach the moon she overshot the +mark; jumped clear over it, and went down on the other side, nobody +knows where, and she never was seen or heard of again. + +And Mother Brindle, when she saw what had happened, ran straight home +and gobbled up the warm mash before any of the other cows could get +there, and ate so fast that she made herself ill. + + * * * * * + +"That is the whole story," said the squirrel, seriously; "and it seemed +to me a very curious one, I confess." + +"Very!" said Toto, dryly. "But there's nothing about the others in +it,--the cat and fiddle, and the little dog, you know." + +"Well, they _weren't_ in it really, at all!" replied Cracker. "They were +all lies, Mrs. Cow says, every one of them." + +"Humph!" said Toto "Well, Mrs. Cow ought to be a good judge of lies, I +should say." + +"What can be expected," said the raccoon loftily, "from a creature who +eats hay? Be good enough to hand me those nuts, Toto, will you? The +story has positively made me hungry,--a thing that has not happened--" + +"Since dinner-time!" said Toto. "Wonderful indeed, Coon! But I shall +hand the nuts to Cracker first, for he has told us a very good story, +whether it is true or not." + + + + +CHAPTER XI. + + +THE apples and nuts went round again and again, and for a few minutes +nothing was heard save the cracking of shells and the gnawing of sharp +white teeth. At length the parrot said, meditatively:-- + +"That was a very stupid cow, though! Are all cows as stupid as that?" + +"Well, I don't think they are what you would call brilliant, as a rule," +Toto admitted; "but they are generally good, and that is better." + +"Hem! possibly!" said Miss Mary, dryly. "That is probably why we have no +cows in Central Africa. Our animals being all, without exception, clever +_and_ good, there is really no place for creatures of the sort you +describe." + +"How about the bogghun, Miss Mary?" asked the raccoon, slyly, with a +wink at Toto. + +The parrot ruffled up her feathers, and was about to make a sharp reply; +but suddenly remembering the raccoon's brave defence of her an hour +before, she smoothed her plumage again, and replied gently,-- + +"I confess that I forgot the bogghun, Coon. It is indeed a treacherous +and a wicked creature!--a dark blot on the golden roll of African +animals." She paused and sighed, then added, as if to change the +subject, "But, come! is it too late to have another story? If not, I +have a short one in mind, which I will tell you, if you wish." + +All assented joyfully, and Miss Mary, without more delay, related the +story of + + +THE THREE REMARKS. + +There was once a princess, the most beautiful princess that ever was +seen. Her hair was black and soft as the raven's wing [here the Crow +blinked, stood on one leg and plumed himself, evidently highly +flattered by the allusion]; her eyes were like stars dropped in a pool +of clear water, and her speech like the first tinkling cascade of the +baby Nile. She was also wise, graceful, and gentle, so that one would +have thought she must be the happiest princess in the world. + +But, alas! there was one terrible drawback to her happiness. She could +make only three remarks. No one knew whether it was the fault of her +nurse, or a peculiarity born with her; but the sad fact remained, that +no matter what was said to her, she could only reply in one of three +phrases. The first was,-- + +"What is the price of butter?" + +The second, "Has your grandmother sold her mangle yet?" + +And the third, "With all my heart!" + +You may well imagine what a great misfortune this was to a young and +lively princess. How could she join in the sports and dances of the +noble youths and maidens of the court? She could not always be silent, +neither could she always say, "With all my heart!" though this was her +favorite phrase, and she used it whenever she possibly could; and it was +not at all pleasant, when some gallant knight asked her whether she +would rather play croquet or Aunt Sally, to be obliged to reply, "What +is the price of butter?" + +On certain occasions, however, the princess actually found her infirmity +of service to her. She could always put an end suddenly to any +conversation that did not please her, by interposing with her first or +second remark; and they were also a very great assistance to her when, +as happened nearly every day, she received an offer of marriage. +Emperors, kings, princes, dukes, earls, marquises, viscounts, baronets, +and many other lofty personages knelt at her feet, and offered her their +hands, hearts, and other possessions of greater or less value. But for +all her suitors the princess had but one answer. Fixing her deep radiant +eyes on them, she would reply with thrilling earnestness, "_Has_ your +grandmother sold her mangle yet?" and this always impressed the suitors +so deeply that they retired weeping to a neighboring monastery, where +they hung up their armor in the chapel, and taking the vows, passed the +remainder of their lives mostly in flogging themselves, wearing hair +shirts, and putting dry toast-crumbs in their beds. + +Now, when the king found that all his best nobles were turning into +monks, he was greatly displeased, and said to the princess:-- + +"My daughter, it is high time that all this nonsense came to an end. The +next time a respectable person asks you to marry him, you will say, +'With all my heart!' or I will know the reason why." + +But this the princess could not endure, for she had never yet seen a man +whom she was willing to marry. Nevertheless, she feared her father's +anger, for she knew that he always kept his word; so that very night she +slipped down the back stairs of the palace, opened the back door, and +ran away out into the wide world. + +She wandered for many days, over mountain and moor, through fen and +through forest, until she came to a fair city. Here all the bells were +ringing, and the people shouting and flinging caps into the air; for +their old king was dead, and they were just about to crown a new one. +The new king was a stranger, who had come to the town only the day +before; but as soon as he heard of the old monarch's death, he told the +people that he was a king himself, and as he happened to be without a +kingdom at that moment, he would be quite willing to rule over them. The +people joyfully assented, for the late king had left no heir; and now +all the preparations had been completed. The crown had been polished up, +and a new tip put on the sceptre, as the old king had quite spoiled it +by poking the fire with it for upwards of forty years. + +When the people saw the beautiful princess, they welcomed her with many +bows, and insisted on leading her before the new king. + +"Who knows but that they may be related?" said everybody. "They both +came from the same direction, and both are strangers." + +Accordingly the princess was led to the market-place, where the king was +sitting in royal state. He had a fat, red, shining face, and did not +look like the kings whom she had been in the habit of seeing; but +nevertheless the princess made a graceful courtesy, and then waited to +hear what he would say. + +The new king seemed rather embarrassed when he saw that it was a +princess who appeared before him; but he smiled graciously, and said, in +a smooth oily voice,-- + +"I trust your 'Ighness is quite well. And 'ow did yer 'Ighness leave yer +pa and ma?" + +At these words the princess raised her head and looked fixedly at the +red-faced king; then she replied, with scornful distinctness,-- + +"What is the price of butter?" + +At these words an alarming change came over the king's face. The red +faded from it, and left it a livid green; his teeth chattered; his eyes +stared, and rolled in their sockets; while the sceptre dropped from his +trembling hand and fell at the princess's feet. For the truth was, this +was no king at all, but a retired butterman, who had laid by a little +money at his trade, and had thought of setting up a public house; but +chancing to pass through this city at the very time when they were +looking for a king, it struck him that he might just as well fill the +vacant place as any one else. No one had thought of his being an +impostor; but when the princess fixed her clear eyes on him and asked +him that familiar question, which he had been in the habit of hearing +many times a day for a great part of his life, the guilty butterman +thought himself detected, and shook in his guilty shoes. Hastily +descending from his throne, he beckoned he princess into a side-chamber, +and closing the door, besought her in moving terms not to betray him. + +"Here," he said, "is a bag of rubies as big as pigeon's eggs. There are +six thousand of them, and I 'umbly beg your 'Ighness to haccept them as +a slight token hof my hesteem, if your 'Ighness will kindly consent to +spare a respeckable tradesman the disgrace of being hexposed." + +The princess reflected, and came to the conclusion that, after all, a +butterman might make as good a king as any one else; so she took the +rubies with a gracious little nod, and departed, while all the people +shouted, "Hooray!" and followed her, waving their hats and kerchiefs, to +the gates of the city. + +With her bag of rubies over her shoulder, the fair princess now pursued +her journey, and fared forward over heath and hill, through brake and +through brier. After several days she came to a deep forest, which she +entered without hesitation, for she knew no fear. She had not gone a +hundred paces under the arching limes, when she was met by a band of +robbers, who stopped her and asked what she did in their forest, and +what she carried in her bag. They were fierce, black-bearded men, armed +to the teeth with daggers, cutlasses, pistols, dirks, hangers, +blunderbusses, and other defensive weapons; but the princess gazed +calmly on them, and said haughtily,-- + +"Has your grandmother sold her mangle yet?" + +[Illustration: "It is true!" he gasped. "We are undone! Noble princess!" +and here he and the whole band assumed attitudes of supplication.--PAGE +195.] + +The effect was magical. The robbers started back in dismay, crying, "The +countersign!" Then they hastily lowered their weapons, and assuming +attitudes of abject humility, besought the princess graciously to +accompany them to their master's presence. With a lofty gesture she +signified assent, and the cringing, trembling bandits led her on through +the forest till they reached an open glade, into which the sunbeams +glanced right merrily. Here, under a broad oak-tree which stood in the +centre of the glade, reclined a man of gigantic stature and commanding +mien, with a whole armory of weapons displayed upon his person. +Hastening to their chief, the robbers conveyed to him, in agitated +whispers, the circumstance of their meeting the princess, and of her +unexpected reply to their questions. Hardly seeming to credit their +statement, the gigantic chieftain sprang to his feet, and advancing +toward the princess with a respectful reverence, begged her to repeat +the remark which had so disturbed his men. With a royal air, and in +clear and ringing tones, the princess repeated,-- + +"_Has_ your grandmother sold her mangle yet?" and gazed steadfastly at +the robber chief. + +He turned deadly pale, and staggered against a tree, which alone +prevented him from falling. + +"It is true!" he gasped. "We are undone! The enemy is without doubt +close at hand, and all is over. Yet," he added with more firmness, and +with an appealing glance at the princess, "yet there may be one chance +left for us. If this gracious lady will consent to go forward, instead +of returning through the wood, we may yet escape with our lives. Noble +princess!" and here he and the whole band assumed attitudes of +supplication, "consider, I pray you, whether it would really add to your +happiness to betray to the advancing army a few poor foresters, who earn +their bread by the sweat of their brow. Here," he continued, hastily +drawing something from a hole in the oak-tree, "is a bag containing ten +thousand sapphires, each as large as a pullet's egg. If you will +graciously deign to accept them, and to pursue your journey in the +direction I shall indicate, the Red Chief of the Rustywhanger will be +your slave forever." + +The princess, who of course knew that there was no army in the +neighborhood, and who moreover did not in the least care which way she +went, assented to the Red Chief's proposition, and taking the bag of +sapphires, bowed her farewell to the grateful robbers, and followed +their leader down a ferny path which led to the farther end of the +forest. When they came to the open country, the robber chieftain took +his leave of the princess, with profound bows and many protestations of +devotion, and returned to his band, who were already preparing to plunge +into the impenetrable thickets of the midforest. + +The princess, meantime, with her two bags of gems on her shoulders, +fared forward with a light heart, by dale and by down, through moss and +through meadow. By-and-by she came to a fair high palace, built all of +marble and shining jasper, with smooth lawns about it, and sunny gardens +of roses and gillyflowers, from which the air blew so sweet that it was +a pleasure to breathe it. The princess stood still for a moment, to +taste the sweetness of this air, and to look her fill at so fair a spot; +and as she stood there, it chanced that the palace-gates opened, and the +young king rode out with his court, to go a-catching of nighthawks. + +Now when the king saw a right fair princess standing alone at his +palace-gate, her rich garments dusty and travel-stained, and two heavy +sacks hung upon her shoulders, he was filled with amazement; and leaping +from his steed, like the gallant knight that he was, he besought her to +tell him whence she came and whither she was going, and in what way he +might be of service to her. + +But the princess looked down at her little dusty shoes, and answered +never a word; for she had seen at the first glance how fair and goodly a +king this was, and she would not ask him the price of butter, nor +whether his grandmother had sold her mangle yet. But she thought in her +heart, "Now, I have never, in all my life, seen a man to whom I would so +willingly say, 'With all my heart!' if he should ask me to marry him." + +The king marvelled much at her silence, and presently repeated his +questions, adding, "And what do you carry so carefully in those two +sacks, which seem over-heavy for your delicate shoulders?" + +Still holding her eyes downcast, the princess took a ruby from one bag, +and a sapphire from the other, and in silence handed them to the king, +for she willed that he should know she was no beggar, even though her +shoes were dusty. Thereat all the nobles were filled with amazement, for +no such gems had ever been seen in that country. + +But the king looked steadfastly at the princess, and said, "Rubies are +fine, and sapphires are fair; but, maiden, if I could but see those +eyes of yours, I warrant that the gems would look pale and dull beside +them." + +At that the princess raised her clear dark eyes, and looked at the king +and smiled; and the glance of her eyes pierced straight to his heart, so +that he fell on his knees and cried: + +"Ah! sweet princess, now do I know that thou art the love for whom I +have waited so long, and whom I have sought through so many lands. Give +me thy white hand, and tell me, either by word or by sign, that thou +wilt be my queen and my bride!" + +And the princess, like a right royal maiden as she was, looked him +straight in the eyes, and giving him her little white hand, answered +bravely, "_With all my heart!_" + + + + +CHAPTER XII. + + +NOW, if we had looked into the hermit's cave a few days after this, we +should have seen a very pleasant sight. The good old man was sitting up +on his narrow couch, with his lame leg on a stool before him. On another +stool sat our worthy friend Bruin, with a backgammon-board on his knees, +and the two were deep in the mysteries of Russian backgammon. + +"Doublets!" said the hermit, throwing the dice. + +"Dear, dear, what luck you do have!" said the bear. "Double sixes again! +That takes you out, doesn't it?" + +"Yes," said the hermit, "this finishes the game and the rubber. But just +remember, my friend, how you beat me yesterday. I was gammoned over and +over again, with never a doublet to save me from ruin." + +"To be sure!" said Bruin, with a chuckle. "To be sure! yesterday was one +of my good days. And so to-day you have gammoned me back again. I +suppose that is why the game is called back-gammon, hey?" + +"Possibly!" replied the hermit, smiling. + +"And how have you been in the habit of playing?" continued the bear. +"You spoke of playing last winter, you know. Whom did you play with, for +example?" + +"With myself," said the hermit,--"the right hand against the left. I +taught my crow the game once, but it didn't work very well. He could not +lift the dice-box, and could only throw the dice by running against the +box, and upsetting it. This was apt to disarrange the pieces, you see; +and as he would not trust me to throw for him, we gave it up." + +"I see!" said Bruin, thoughtfully. "And what else did you do in the way +of amusement?" + +"I read, chiefly," replied the old man. "You see I have a good many +books, and they are all good ones, which will bear reading many times." + +"Humph!" said the bear. "That is _one_ thing about you people that I +cannot understand,--the reading of books. Seems so senseless, you know, +when you can use your eyes for other things. But, tell me," he added, +"have you never thought of trying our way of passing the winter? It is +certainly much the best way, when one is alone. Choose a comfortable +place, like this, for example, curl yourself up in the warmest corner, +and there you are, with nothing to do but to sleep till spring comes +again." + +"I am afraid I could not do that," said the hermit with a smile. "We are +made differently, you see. I cannot sleep more than a few hours at a +time, at any season of the year." + +"Not if you sucked your paw?" inquired the bear, eagerly. "That makes +all the difference, you know. Have you ever _tried_ sucking your paw?" + +The hermit was forced to admit that he never had. + +"Ah! well, you really must try it some day," said Bruin. "There is +nothing like it, after all. Nothing like it! I will confess to you," he +added in a low tone, and looking cautiously about to make sure that they +were alone, "that I have missed it sadly this winter. In most respects +this has been the happiest season of my life, and I have enjoyed it more +than I can tell you; but still there are times,--when I am tired, you +know, or the weather is dull, or Coon is a little trying, as he is +sometimes,--times when I feel as if I would give a great deal for a +quiet corner where I could suck my paw and sleep for a week or two." + +"Couldn't you manage it, somehow?" asked the hermit, sympathetically. + +"Oh, no! no!" replied the good bear, decidedly. "Coon thinks the Madam +would not like it. He is very genteel, you know,--very genteel indeed, +Coon is; and he says it wouldn't be at all 'the thing' for me to suck +my paw anywhere about the place. I never know just what 'thing' he means +when he says that, but it's a favorite expression of his; and he +certainly knows a great deal about good manners. Besides," he added, +more cheerfully, "there is always plenty of work to do, and that is the +best thing to keep one awake. But now, Mr. Baldhead, it is time for your +dinner, sir; and here am I sitting and talking, when I ought to be +warming your broth!" + +With these words the excellent bear arose, put away the backgammon +board, and proceeded to build up the fire, hang the kettle, and put the +broth on to warm, all as deftly as if he had been a cook all his life. +He stirred and tasted, shook his head, tasted again, and then said,-- + +"You haven't the top of a young pine-tree anywhere about the house, I +suppose? It would give this broth such a nice flavor." + +"I am afraid not!" said the hermit, laughing. "I don't generally keep a +large stock of such things on hand. But I fancy the broth will be very +good without it, to judge from the last I had." + +The bear still looked dissatisfied. "Do you ever put frogs in your +broth?" he asked, presently. "Whole ones, you know, rolled in a batter, +just like dumplings?" + +"_No!_" said the hermit, quickly and decidedly. "I am quite sure I +should not like them, thank you,--though it was very kind of you to make +the suggestion!" he added, seeing that Bruin looked disappointed. + +"You have no idea how nice they are," said the good bear, rather sadly. +"But you are so strange, you people! I never could induce Toto or Madam +to try them, either. I invented the soup myself,--at least the +frog-dumpling part of it,--and made it one day as a little surprise for +them. But when I told them what the dumplings were, Toto choked and +rolled on the floor, and Madam was quite ill at the very thought, though +she had not begun to eat her soup. So Coon and Cracker and I had it all +to ourselves, and uncommonly good it was. It's a pity for people to be +so prejudiced." + +The good hermit was choking a little himself, for some reason or other, +but he looked very grave when Bruin turned toward him for assent, and +said, "Quite so!" which is a safe remark under most circumstances. + +The broth being now ready, the bear proceeded to arrange a tray neatly, +and set it before his patient, who took up his wooden spoon and fell to +with right good-will. The good bear stood watching him with great +satisfaction; and it was really a pity that there was no one there to +watch the bear himself, for as he stood there with a clean cloth over +his arm, his head on one side, and his honest face beaming with pride +and pleasure, he was very well worth looking at. + +At this moment a sharp cry of terror was heard outside, then a quick +whirr of wings, and the next moment the wood-pigeon darted into the +cave, closely pursued by a large hawk. Poor Pigeon Pretty! She was quite +exhausted, and with one more piteous cry she fell fainting at Bruin's +feet. In another instant the hawk would have pounced upon her, but that +instant never came for the winged marauder. Instead, something or +somebody pounced on _him_. A thick white covering enveloped him, +entangling his claws, binding down his wings, well-nigh stifling him. He +felt himself seized in an iron grasp and lifted bodily into the air, +while a deep, stern voice exclaimed,-- + +"Now, sir! have you anything to say for yourself, before I wring your +neck?" + +Then the covering was drawn back from his head, and he found himself +face to face with the great bear, whom he knew perfectly well by sight. +But he was a bold fellow, too well used to danger to shrink from it, +even in so terrible a form as this; and his fierce yellow eyes met the +stern gaze of his captor without shrinking. + +"Have you anything to say?" repeated the bear, "before I wring your ugly +neck?" + +"No!" replied the hawk, sullenly, "wring away." + +This answer rather disconcerted our friend Bruin, who, as he sometimes +said sadly to himself, had "lost all taste for killing;" so he only +shook Master Hawk a little, and said,-- + +"Do you know of any reason why your neck should _not_ be wrung?" + +"None in life!" answered the hawk. "Wring away, I tell you! Are you +afraid, you great clumsy monster?" + +"I'll soon show you whether I am afraid or not!" said the bear, sternly. +"Why did you chase my pigeon?" + +"'Cause I wanted to eat her!" was the defiant reply. "If _you_ had had +nothing to eat for a week, you'd have eaten her long before this, I'll +be bound!" + +"Nothing to eat for a week!" repeated the bear, incredulously. "Why was +that?" + +"'Cause there wasn't anything, stupid!" said the other. + +Here Bruin began to rub his nose with his disengaged paw, and to look +helplessly about him, as he always did when disturbed in mind. + +"Now--now--now!" he exclaimed, "you hawk, what do you mean by that? +Couldn't you dig for roots?" + +The hawk stared. "Dig for roots?" he repeated, contemptuously. "Look at +my beak! Do you think I can dig with that?" + +"It _is_ rather short," said Bruin; "but--yes! why, of course, _any one_ +can dig, if he wants to." + +"Ask that old thing," said the hawk, nodding toward the hermit, "whether +_he_ ever dug with his beak; and it's twice as long as mine." + +"Of course he has!" replied Bruin, promptly; but then he faltered, for +it suddenly occurred to him that he had never seen either Toto or the +Madam dig with their noses; and it was with some hesitation that he +asked: + +"Mr. Baldhead--excuse me! but--a--have you ever tried digging for roots +in the ground--with your beak--I mean, nose?" + +The hermit looked up gravely, as he sat with Pigeon Pretty on his knee. +"No, my friend," he said with great seriousness, "I have never tried +it, and doubt if I could do it. I can dig with my hands, though," he +added, seeing the good bear look more and more puzzled. + +"Ah, yes!" said Bruin. "But you see this bird has no hands, though he +has very ugly claws; so that doesn't help-- Well!" he cried, breaking +off short, and once more addressing the hawk. "I don't see anything for +it _but_ to wring your neck, do you? After all, it will keep you from +being hungry again." + +But here the soft voice of the wood-pigeon interposed. "No, no! Bruin, +dear," cried the gentle bird. "Give him something to eat, and let him +go. If he had eaten nothing for a week, I am sure he was not to blame +for pursuing the first eatable creature he saw. Remember," she added in +a lower tone, which only the bear could hear, "that before this winter, +any of us would have done the same." + +Bruin scratched his head helplessly; the hawk turned his yellow eyes on +Pigeon Pretty with a strange look, but said nothing. But now the hermit +saw that it was time for him to interfere. + +"Pigeon Pretty," he said, "you are right, as usual. Bruin, my friend, +bring your prisoner here, and let him finish this excellent broth, into +which I have crumbled some bread. I will answer for Master Hawk's good +behavior, for the present at least," he added, "for I know that he comes +of an old and honorable family." + +Wonder of wonders! In five minutes the hawk was sitting quietly on the +hermit's knee, sipping broth, pursuing the floating bits of bread in the +bowl, and submitting to have his soft black plumage stroked, with the +best grace in the world. On the good man's other knee sat Pigeon Pretty, +now quite recovered from her fright and fatigue, her soft eyes beaming +with pleasure; while Bruin squatted opposite them, looking from one to +the other, and assuring himself over and over again that Pigeon Pretty +was "a most astonishing bird! 'pon my word, a _most_ astonishing bird!" + +His meal ended, the stranger wiped his beak politely on his feathers, +plumed himself, and thanked his hosts for their hospitality, with a +stately courtesy which contrasted strangely with his former sullen and +ferocious bearing. The fierce glare was gone from his eyes, which were, +however, still strangely bright; and with his glossy plumage smooth, and +his head held proudly erect, he really was a noble-looking bird. + +"Long is it, indeed," he said, "since any one has spoken a kind word to +Ger-Falcon. It will not be forgotten, I assure you. We are a wild and +lawless family,--our beak against every one, and every one's claw +against us,--and yet, as you observed, Sir Baldhead, we are an old and +honorable race. Alas! for the brave, brave days of old, when my sires +were the honored companions of kings and princes! My grandfather seventy +times removed was served by an emperor, the obsequious monarch carrying +him every day on his own wrist to the hunting. He ate from a golden +dish, and wore a collar of gems about his neck. Ah, me! what would be +the feelings of that noble ancestor if he could see his descendant a +hunted outlaw, persecuted by the sons of those very men who once courted +and caressed him, and supporting a precarious existence by the ignoble +spoils of barn-yards and hen-roosts!" + +The hawk paused, overcome by these recollections of past glory, and the +good bear said kindly,-- + +"Dear! dear! very sad, I'm sure. And how did this melancholy change come +about, pray?" + +"Fashion, my dear sir!" replied the hawk, "ignoble fashion! The race of +men degenerated, and occupied themselves with less lofty sports than +hawking. My family, left to themselves, knew not what to do. They had +been trained to pursue, to overtake, to slay, through long generations; +they were unfitted for anything else. But when they began to lead this +life on their own account, man, always ungrateful, turned upon them, and +persecuted them for the very deeds which had once been the delight and +pride of his fickle race. So we fell from our high estate, lower and +lower, till the present representative of the Ger-Falcon is the poor +creature you behold before you." + +The hawk bowed in proud humility, and his hearers all felt, perhaps, +much more sorry for him than he deserved. The wood-pigeon was about to +ask something more about his famous ancestors, when a shadow darkened +the mouth of the cave, and Toto made his appearance, with the crow +perched on his shoulder. + +"Well, Mr. Baldhead!" he cried in his fresh, cheery voice, "how are you +to-day, sir? Better still? I have brought you some--hello! who is this?" +And catching sight of the stranger, he stopped short, and looked at the +bear for an explanation. + +"This is Mr. Ger-Falcon, Toto," said Bruin. "My friend Toto, Mr. +Falcon." Toto nodded, and the hawk made him a stately bow; but the two +looked distrustfully at each other, and neither seemed inclined to make +any advances. Bruin continued,-- + +"Mr. Falcon came here in a--well, not in a friendly way at all, I must +say. But he is in a very different frame of mind, now, and I trust there +will be no further trouble." + +"Do you ever change your name, sir?" asked Toto, abruptly, addressing +the hawk. + +"I do not understand you, sir!" replied the latter, haughtily. "I have +no reason to be ashamed of my name." + +"Perhaps not!" said the boy. "And yet I am tolerably sure that Mr. +Ger-Falcon is no other than Mr. Chicken Hawkon, and that it was he who +tried to carry off my Black Spanish chickens yesterday morning." + +"You are right, sir!" said the hawk. "You are quite right! I was +starving, and the chickens presented themselves to me wholly in the +light of food. May I ask for what purpose you keep chickens, sir?" + +"Why, we eat them when they grow up," said Toto; "but--" + +"Ah, precisely!" murmured the hawk. "You eat them also. I thought so." + +"But we don't steal other people's chickens," said the boy, "we eat our +own." + +"Precisely!" said the hawk, again. "You eat the tame, confiding +creatures who feed from your hand, and stretch their necks trustfully to +meet their doom. I, on the contrary, when the pangs of hunger force me +to snatch a morsel of food to save me from starvation, snatch it from +strangers, not from my friends." + +Toto was about to make a hasty reply, but the bear, with a motion of his +paw, checked him, and said gravely to the hawk,-- + +"Come, come! Mr. Falcon, I cannot have any dispute of this kind. There +is some truth in what you say, and I have no doubt that emperors and +other disreputable people have had a large share in forming the bad +habits into which you and all your family have fallen. But those habits +must be changed, sir, if you intend to remain in this forest. You must +not meddle with Toto's chickens; you must not chase quiet and harmless +birds. You must, in short, become a respectable and law-abiding bird, +instead of a robber and a murderer." + +"All very fine!" said the hawk, angrily. "But how am I to live, pray? I +can be 'respectable,' as you call it, in summer; but in weather like +this--" + +"That can be easily managed," said the kind hermit. "You can stay with +me, Falcon. I shall soon be able to shift for myself, and I will gladly +undertake to feed you until the snow and frost are gone. You will be a +companion for my crow-- By the way, where is my crow? Surely he came in +with you, Toto?" + +"He did," said Toto, "but he hopped off the moment we entered. Didn't +like the looks of the visitor, I fancy," he added in a low tone. + +Search was made, and finally the crow was discovered huddled together, a +disconsolate little bunch of black feathers, in the darkest corner of +the cave. + +"Come, Jim!" cried Toto, who was the first to catch sight of him. "Come +out, old fellow! Why are you rumpling and humping yourself up in that +absurd fashion?" + +"Is he gone?" asked the crow, opening one eye a very little way, and +lifting his head a fraction of an inch from the mass of feathers in +which it was buried. "Good Toto, kind Toto, is he gone? I would not be +eaten to-day, Toto, if it could be avoided. _Did_ you say he was gone?" + +"If you mean the hawk," said Toto, "he is _not_ gone; and what is more, +he isn't going, for your master has asked him to stay the rest of the +winter. But cheer up, old boy! he won't hurt you. Bruin has bound him +over to keep the peace, and you must come out and make the best of it." + +The unhappy crow begged and protested, but all in vain. Toto caught him +up, laughing, and carried him to his master, who set him on his knee, +and smoothed his rumpled plumage kindly. The hawk, who was highly +gratified by the hermit's invitation, put on his most gracious manner, +and soon convinced the crow that he meant him no harm. + +"A member of the ancient family of Corvus!" he exclaimed. +"Contemporaries, and probably friends, of the early Falcons. Let us also +be friends, dear sir; and let the names of James Crow and Ger-Falcon go +down together to posterity." + +But now Bruin and Pigeon Pretty were eager to hear all the home news +from the cottage. They listened with breathless interest to Toto's +account of the attempted robbery, and of Coon's noble "defence of the +castle," as the boy called it. Miss Mary also received her full share of +the credit, nor was the kettle excluded from honorable mention. When all +was told, Toto proceeded to unpack the basket he had brought, which +contained gingerbread, eggs, apples, and a large can of butter-milk +marked "For Bruin." Many were the joyous exclamations called forth by +this present of good cheer; and it seemed as if the old hermit could not +sufficiently express his gratitude to Toto and his good grandmother. + +"Oh, don't!" cried the boy, half distressed by the oft-repeated thanks. +"If you only knew how we _like_ it! It's so jolly, you know. Besides," +he added, "I want you to do something for _me_ now, Mr. Baldhead, so +that will turn the tables. A shower is coming up, and it is early yet, +so I need not go home for an hour. So, will you not tell us a story? We +are very fond of stories,--Bruin and Pigeon Pretty and I." + +"A story! a story!" cried every one, eagerly. + +"A story, hey?" said the good hermit, smiling. "With all my heart, dear +lad! And what shall the story be about?" + +"About fairies!" replied Toto, promptly. "I have not heard a fairy story +for a long time." + +"So be it!" said the hermit, after a moment's reflection. "When I was a +boy like you, Toto, I lived in Ireland, the very home of the fairy-folk; +so I know more about them than most people, perhaps, and this is an +Irish fairy story that I am going to tell you." + +And settling himself comfortably on his moss-pillows, the hermit began +the story of-- + + + + +CHAPTER XIII. + +GREEN JACKET. + + "'It's Green Men, it's Green Men, + All in the wood together; + And, oh! we're feared o' the Green Men + In all the sweet May weather,'-- + + +"ON'Y I'm _not_ feared o' thim mesilf!" said Eileen, breaking off her +song with a little merry laugh. "Wouldn't I be plazed to meet wan o' +thim this day, in the wud! Sure, it 'ud be the lookiest day o' me +loife." + +She parted the boughs, and entered the deep wood, where she was to +gather faggots for her mother. Holding up her blue apron carefully, the +little girl stepped lightly here and there, picking up the dry brown +sticks, and talking to herself all the while,--to keep herself company, +as she thought. + +"Thin I makes a low curchy," she was saying, "loike that wan Mother made +to the lord's lady yistherday, and the Green Man he gi'es me a nod, +and-- + +"'What's yer name, me dear?' says he. + +"'Eileen Macarthy, yer Honor's Riverence!' says I.--No! I mustn't say +'Riverence,' bekase he's not a priest, ava'. 'Yer Honor's Grace' wud do +better. + +"'And what wud ye loike for a prisint, Eily?' says he. + +"And thin I'd say--lit me see! what wud I have first? Oh, I know! I'd +ask him-- Och! what's that? A big green grasshopper, caught be his leg +in a spider's wib. Wait a bit, poor crathur, oi'll lit ye free agin." + +Full of pity for the poor grasshopper, Eily stooped to lift it carefully +out of the treacherous net into which it had fallen. But what was her +amazement on perceiving that the creature was not a grasshopper, but a +tiny man, clad from head to foot in light green, and with a scarlet cap +on his head. The little fellow was hopelessly entangled in the net, from +which he made desperate efforts to free himself, but the silken strands +were quite strong enough to hold him prisoner. + +For a moment Eileen stood petrified with amazement, murmuring to +herself, "Howly Saint Bridget! what will I do now at all? Sure, I niver +thought I'd find wan really in loife!" but the next moment her kindness +of heart triumphed over her fear, and stooping once more she very gently +took the little man up between her thumb and finger, pulled away the +clinging web, and set him respectfully on the top of a large toadstool +which stood conveniently near. + +The little Green Man shook himself, dusted his jacket with his red cap, +and then looked up at Eileen with twinkling eyes. + +"Thank ye, my maiden!" he said kindly. "Ye have saved my life, and ye +shall not be the worse for it, if ye _did_ take me for a grasshopper." + +Eily was rather abashed at this, but the little man looked very kind; so +she plucked up her courage, and when he asked, "What is yer name, my +dear?" ("jist for all the wurrld the way I thought of," she said to +herself) answered bravely, with a low courtesy, "Eileen Macarthy, yer +Honor's Riverence--Grace, I mane!" and then she added, "They calls me +Eily, most times, at home." + +"Well, Eily," said the Green Man, "I suppose ye know who I am?" + +"A fairy, plaze yer Honor's Grace!" said Eily, with another courtesy. +"Sure, I've aften heerd av yer Honor's people, but I niver thought I'd +see wan of yez. It's rale plazed I am, sure enough. Manny's the time +Docthor O'Shaughnessy's tell't me there was no sich thing as yez; but I +niver belaved him, yer Honor!" + +"That's right!" said the Green Man, heartily, "that's very right. Never +believe a word he says! And now, Eily, alanna, I'm going to do ye a +fairy's turn before I go. Ye shall have yer wish of whatever ye like in +the world. Take a minute to think about it, and then make up yer mind." + +Eily fairly gasped for breath. Her dreams had then come true; she was to +have a fairy wish! Could it possibly be true? And what should she wish +for? The magic carpet? The goose that laid eggs of gold? The invisible +cloak? Eily had all the old fairy-stories at her tongue's end, for her +mother told her one every night as she sat at her spinning. Jack and the +Beanstalk, the Sleeping Beauty, the Seven Swans, the Elves that stole +Barney Maguire, the Brown Witch, and the Widdy Malone's Pig,--she knew +them all, and scores of others besides. Her mother always began the +stories with, "Wanst upon a time, and a very good time it was;" or, +"Long, long ago, whin King O'Toole was young, and the praties grew all +ready biled in the ground;" or, "Wan fine time, whin the fairies danced, +and not a poor man lived in Ireland." In this way, the fairies seemed +always to be thrown far back into a remote past, which had nothing in +common with the real work-a-day world in which Eily lived. But now--oh, +wonder of wonders!--now, here was a real fairy, alive and active, with +as full power of blessing or banning as if the days of King O'Toole had +come again,--and what was more, with good-will to grant to Eileen +Macarthy whatever in the wide world she might wish for! The child stood +quite still, with her hands clasped, thinking harder than she had ever +thought in all her life before; and the Green Man sat on the toadstool +and watched her, with eyes which twinkled with some amusement, but no +malice. + +"Take yer time, my dear," he said, "take yer time! Ye'll not meet a +Green Man every day, so make the best o' your chance!" + +Suddenly Eily's face lighted up with a sudden inspiration. "Och!" she +cried, "sure I have it, yer Riverence's Grace--Honor, I shud say! I have +it! it's the di'monds and pearrls I'll have, iv ye plaze!" + +"Diamonds and pearls?" repeated the fairy, "what diamonds and pearls? +There are a great many in the world. You don't want them _all_, surely?" + +"Och, no, yer Honor!" said Eily. "Only wan of aich to dhrop out o' me +mouth ivery time I shpake, loike the girrl in the sthory, ye know. +Whiniver she opened her lips to shpake, a di'mond an' a pearrl o' the +richest beauty dhropped from her mouth. That's what I mane, plaze yer +Honor's Grace. Och! wudn't it be beautiful, entirely?" + +"Humph!" said the fairy, looking rather grave. "Are ye _quite_ sure that +this is what you wish for most, Eileen? Don't decide hastily, or ye may +be sorry for it." + +"Sorry!" cried Eileen, "what for wud I be sorry? Sure I'd be richer than +the Countess o' Kilmoggen hersilf, let alone the Queen, be the time I'd +talked for an hour. An' I _loove_ to talk!" she added softly, half to +herself. + +The Green Man laughed outright at this. "Well, Eily," he said, "ye shall +have yer own way. Stoop down to me here!" + +Eileen bent down, and he touched her lips three times with the scarlet +tassel of his cap. "Slanegher Banegher!" he said. "The charm is worked. +Now go home, Eileen Macarthy, and the good wishes of the Green Men go +with ye. Ye will have yer own wish fulfilled as soon as ye cross the +threshold of yer home. But hark ye now!" he added, impressively. "A day +may come when ye will wish with all yer heart to have the charm taken +away. If that ever happens, come to this same place with a sprig of +holly in yer hand. Strike this toadstool three times, and say, +'Slanegher Banegher, Skeen na Lane!' And now good-by to ye!" and +clapping his scarlet cap on his head, the little man leaped from the +toadstool, and instantly disappeared from sight among the ferns and +mosses. + +Eileen stood still for some time, lost in a dream of wonder and delight. +Finally rousing herself, she gave a long, happy sigh, and hastily +filling her apron with sticks, turned her steps homeward. + +The sun was sinking low when she came in sight of the little cabin, at +the door of which her mother was standing, looking anxiously in every +direction. + +"Is it yersilf, Eily?" cried the good woman in a tone of relief, as she +saw the child approaching. "And where have ye been at all? It's a wild +colleen y'are, to be sprankin' about o' this way, and it nearly sundown. +Where have ye been, I'm askin' ye?" + +Eily held up her apronful of sticks with a beaming smile, but answered +never a word till she stood on the threshold of the cottage. ("Sure I +might lose some," she had been saying to herself, "and that 'ud niver +do.") But as soon as she had entered the little room which was kitchen, +hall, dining-room, and drawing-room for the Macarthy family, she dropped +her bundle of faggots, and clasping her hands together, cried, "Och, +mother! what do ye think? Sure ye'll niver belave me whin I till ye--" + +Here she suddenly stopped, for hop! pop! two round shining things +dropped from her mouth, and rolled away over the floor of the cabin. + +"Howly Michael be me guide!" cried Mrs. Macarthy; "phwhat's that?" + +"It's marvels! [marbles]" shouted little Phelim, jumping up from his +seat by the fire and running to pick up the shining objects. "Eily's +got her mouf full o' marvels! Hurroo!" + +"They aren't marvels!" said Eily, indignantly. "Wait till I till ye, +mother asthore! I wint to the forest as ye bade me, to gather shticks, +an'--" hop! pop! out flew two more shining things from her mouth and +rolled away after the others. + +Mrs. Macarthy uttered a piercing shriek, and clapped her hand over +Eileen's mouth. "She's bewitched!" she cried. "Me choild's bewitched, +an' shpakin' buttons! Och, wirra! wirra! what'll I do at all? Run, +Phelim," she added, "an' call yer father. He's in the praty-patch, +loikely. An' ye kape shtill!" she said to Eily, who was struggling +vainly to free herself from her mother's powerful grasp. "Kape shtill, +I'm tillin' ye, an' don't open yer lips! It's savin' yer body an' sowl I +may be this minute. Saint Bridget, Saint Michael, an' blissid Saint +Patrick!" she ejaculated piously, "save me choild, an' I'll serve ye on +me knees the rist o' me days." + +Poor Eily! This was a sad beginning of all her glory. She tried +desperately to open her mouth, sure that in a moment she could make her +mother understand the whole matter. But Honor Macarthy was a stalwart +woman, and Eily's slender fingers could not stir the massive hand which +was pressed firmly upon her lips. + +At this moment her father entered hastily, with Phelim panting behind +him. + +"Phwhat's the matther, woman?" he asked anxiously. "Here's Phelim clane +out o' his head, an' shcramin' about Eily, an' marvels an' buttons, an' +I dunno what all. Phwhat ails the choild?" he added in a tone of great +alarm, as he saw Eileen in her mother's arms, flushed and disordered, +the tears rolling down her cheeks. + +"Och, Dinnis!" cried Honor, "it's bewitched she is,--clane bewitched out +o' her sinses, an shpakes buttons out av her mouth wid ivery worrd she +siz. Och, me choild! me poor, misfortunate choild! Who wud do ye sich an +ill turn as this, whin ye niver harmed annybody since the day ye were +born?" + +"_Buttons!_" said Dennis Macarthy; "what do ye mane by buttons? How can +she shpake buttons, I'm askin' ye? Sure, ye're foolish yersilf, Honor, +woman! Lit the colleen go, an' she'll till me phwhat 'tis all about." + +"Och, av ye don't belave me!" cried Honor. "Show thim to yer father, +Phelim! Look at two av thim there in the corner,--the dirrty things!" + +Phelim took up the two shining objects cautiously in the corner of his +pinafore and carried them to his father, who examined them long and +carefully. Finally he spoke, but in an altered voice. + +"Lit the choild go, Honor," he said. "I want to shpake till her. Do as I +bid ye!" he added sternly; and very reluctantly his wife released poor +Eily, who stood pale and trembling, eager to explain, and yet afraid to +speak for fear of being again forcibly silenced. + +"Eileen," said her father, "'tis plain to be seen that these things are +not buttons, but jew'ls." + +"Jew'ls!" exclaimed Honor, aghast. + +"Ay!" said Dennis; "jew'ls, or gims, whichiver ye plaze to call thim. +Now, phwhat I want to know is, where did ye get thim?" + +"Oh, Father!" cried Eily; "don't look at me that a-way! Sure, I've done +no harrum! I only--" hop! pop! another splendid diamond and another +white, glistening pearl fell from her lips; but she hurried on, speaking +as quickly as she could: "I wint to the forest to gather shticks, and +there I saw a little Grane Man, all the same loike a hoppergrass, caught +be his lig in a spidher's wib; and whin I lit him free he gi' me a wish, +to have whativer I loiked bist in the wurrld; an' so I wished, an' I +sid--" but by this time the pearls and diamonds were hopping like +hail-stones all over the cabin-floor; and with a look of deep anger and +sorrow Dennis Macarthy motioned to his wife to close Eileen's mouth +again, which she eagerly did. + +"To think," he said, "as iver a child o' mine shud shtale the Countess's +jew'ls, an' thin till me a pack o' lies about thim! Honor, thim is the +beads o' the Countess's nickluss that I was tillin' ye about, that I saw +on her nick at the ball, whin I carried the washin' oop to the Castle. +An' this misfortunate colleen has shwallied 'em." + +"Shwallied 'em!" echoed Honor, incredulously. "How wud she shwally 'em, +an' have 'em in her mouth all the toime? An' how wud she get thim to +shwally, an' the Countess in Dublin these three weeks, an' her jew'ls +wid her? Shame an ye, Dinnis Macarthy! to suspict yer poor, diminted +choild of shtalin'! It's bewitched she is, I till ye! Look at the face +av her this minute!" + +Just at that moment the sound of wheels was heard; and Phelim, who was +standing at the open door, exclaimed,-- + +"Father! here's Docthor O'Shaughnessy dhrivin' past. Will I shtop him? +Maybe he wud know." + +"Ay, shtop him! shtop him, lad!" cried both mother and father in a +breath. + +Phelim darted out, and soon returned, followed by the doctor,--a tall, +thin man with a great hooked nose, on which was perched a pair of green +spectacles. + +Eileen had never liked Dr. O'Shaughnessy; and now a cold shiver passed +over her as he fixed his spectacled eyes on her and listened in silence +to the confused accounts which her father and mother poured into his +ear. + +"Humph!" he said at last. "Bewitched? 'tis very loikely. I've known many +so of late. Let me see the jew'ls, as ye call thim." + +The pearls and diamonds were brought,--a whole handful of them,--and +poured into the doctor's hand, which closed suddenly over them, while +his dull black eyes shot out a quick gleam under the shading spectacles. +The next moment, however, he laughed good-humoredly and turned them +carelessly over one by one. + +"Why, Dinnis," he said, "'tis aisy to see that ye've not had mich +expeerunce o' jew'ls, me bye, or ye'd not mistake these bits o' glass +an' sich fer thim. No! no! there's no jew'ls here, wheriver the +Countess's are. An' these bits o' trash dhrop out o' the choild's mouth, +ye till me, ivery toime she shpakes?" + +"Ivery toime, yer Anner!" said Honor. "Out they dhrops, an' goes hoppin' +an' leppin' about the room, loike they were aloive." + +"I see!" said the doctor. "I understand. This is a very sirrious case, +Misther Macarthy,--a very sirrious case _in_dade, sirr; an' I'll be free +to till ye that I know but _wan_ way av curin' it." + +"Och, whirrasthru!" cried Mrs. Macarthy. "What is it at all, Docthor +alanna? Is it a witch has overlooked her, or what is it? Och, me choild! +me poor, diminted choild! will I lose ye this-a-way? Ochone! ochone!" +and in her grief she loosed her hold of Eileen and clapped her hands to +her own face, sobbing aloud. But before the child could open her lips to +speak, she found herself seized in another and no less powerful grasp, +while another hand covered her mouth,--not warm and firm like her +mother's, but cold, bony, and frog-like. Holding her as in a vice, Dr. +O'Shaughnessy spoke once more to her parents. + +"I'll save her loife," said he, "and mebbe her wits as well, av the +thing's poassible. But it's not here I can do ut at all. I'll take the +choild home wid me to me house, and Misthress O'Shaughnessy will tind +her as if she wuz her own; and thin I will try th' ixpirimint which is +the ownly thing on airth can save her." + +"Spirimint?" said Honor. "Sure, there's two, three kinds o' mint growin' +here in oor own door-yard, but I dunno av there's anny o' that kind. +Will ye make a tay av it, Docthor, or is it a poultuss ye'll be puttin' +an her, to dhraw out the witchcraft, loike?" + +"Whisht, whisht, woman!" said Dennis, impatiently. "Howld yer prate, +can't ye, an' the docthor waitin'? Is there no way ye cud cure her, an' +lave her at home thin, Docthor? Faith, I'd be loth to lave her go away +from uz loike this, let alone the throuble she'll be to yez!" + +"No throuble at all!" said the doctor, briskly. "At laste," he added +more gravely, "naw moor thin I'd gladly take for ye an' yer good woman, +Dinnis! Come, help me wid the colleen, now. Aisy does it! Now, thin, oop +wid ye, Eily!" + +And the next moment Eileen found herself in the doctor's narrow gig, +wedged tightly between him and the side of the vehicle. + +"Ye can sind her bits o' clothes over by Phelim," said Dr. +O'Shaughnessy, as he gathered up the reins, apparently in great haste. +"I'll not shtop now. Good-day t' ye, Dinnis! My respicts to ye, +Misthress Macarthy. Ye'll hear av the choild in a day or two!" And +whistling to his old pony, they started off at as brisk a trot as the +latter could produce on such short notice. + +Poor Eileen! Was this the result of the fairy's gift? She sat still, +half-paralyzed with grief and terror, for she made no doubt that the +hated doctor was going to do something very, very dreadful to her. + +Seeing that she made no effort to free herself, or to speak, her captor +removed his hand from her mouth; but not until they were well out of +sight and hearing of her parents. + +"Now, Eileen," he said, not unkindly, "av ye'll be a good colleen, and +not shpake a wurrd, I'll lave yer mouth free. But av ye shpake, so much +as to say, 'Bliss ye!' I'll tie up yer jaw wid me pock'-handkercher, so +as ye can't open ut at all. D' ye hear me, now?" + +Eileen nodded silently. She had not the slightest desire to say "Bliss +ye!" to Dr. O'Shaughnessy; nor did she care to fill his rusty old gig, +or to sprinkle the high road, with diamonds and pearls. + +"That's roight!" said the Doctor, "that's a sinsible gyurrl as ye are. +See, now, what a foine bit o' sweet-cake Misthress O'Shaughnessy 'ull be +givin' ye, whin we git home." + +The poor child burst into tears, for the word 'home' made her realize +more fully that she was going every moment farther and farther away from +her own home,--from her kind father, her anxious and loving mother, and +dear little Phelim. What would Phelim do at night, without her shoulder +to curl up on and go to sleep, in the trundle-bed which they had shared +ever since he was a tiny baby? Who would light her father's pipe, and +sing him the little song he always liked to hear while he smoked it +after supper? These, and many other such thoughts, filled Eileen's mind +as she sat weeping silently beside the green-spectacled doctor, who +cared nothing about her crying, so long as she did not try to speak. + +After a drive of some miles, they reached a tall, dark, gloomy-looking +house, which was not unlike the doctor himself, with its small greenish +window-panes and its gaunt chimneys. Here the pony stopped, and the +doctor, lifting Eileen out of the gig, carried her into the house. Mrs. +O'Shaughnessy came out of the kitchen, wiping her hands on her apron, +and stared in amazement at the burden in her husband's arms. + +"Honor Macarthy's Eily!" she exclaimed. "The Saints protict uz! Is she +kilt, or what's the matther?" + +"Open the door o' the best room!" said the doctor, briefly. "Open it, +woman, I'm tillin' ye!" and entering a large bare room, he set Eileen +down hastily on a stool, and then drew a long breath and wiped his brow. +"I've got ye!" he said. "Safe and sound I've got ye now, glory for ut! +And ye'll not lave this room until ye've made me _King av Ireland_!" + +Eileen stared at the man, thinking he had gone mad; for his face was +red, and his eyes, from which he had snatched the green spectacles, +glittered with a strange light. The same idea flashed into his wife's +mind, and she crossed herself devoutly, exclaiming,-- + +"Howly St. Pathrick, he's clane diminted. 'King,' indade! will ye hear +um?" + +The doctor turned on her sharply. "Diminted?" he said; "ye'll soon see +av I'm diminted. I till ye I'll be King av Ireland before the month's +oot. Shpake, now, Eileen! Open yer mouth, alanna, and make yer manners +to Misthress O'Shaughnessy." + +Thus adjured, Eileen dropped a courtesy, and said, timidly, "Good day t' +ye, Ma'm! I houp ye're well!" + +Hop! pop! down dropped a pearl and a diamond, and the doctor, pouncing +on them, held them up in triumph before the eyes of his astonished wife. + +"Div ye see that?" he cried. "That's a dimind! There's no sich in Queen +Victory's crownd this day. And look a' that! That's a pearrl, an' as big +as a marrowfat pay. The loike of ut's not in Ireland, I till ye. Woman, +there's a fortin' in ivery wurrd this colleen shpakes! And she's goin' +to shpake," he added, grimly, "and to kape an shpakin', till Michael +O'Shaughnessy is rich enough to buy all Ireland,--ay, and England too, +av he'd a mind to!" + +"But--but," cried Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, utterly bewildered by her +husband's wild talk, and by the sight of the jewels, "what does it all +mane? Has the choild swallied 'em? And won't she die av 'em, av it's +that manny in her stumick?" + +"Whisht wid yer foolery!" said her husband, contemptuously. "Swallied +'em, indade! The gyurrl has met a Grane Man, that's the truth of ut; and +he's gi'n her a wish, and she's got ut,--and now I've got _her_." And he +chuckled, and rubbed his bony hands together, while his eyes twinkled +with greed. + +"A Grane Man! The saints be good to uz!" cried Mrs. O'Shaughnessy. +"Sure, ye always till't me there was no sich thing ava'." + +"I lied, thin!" shouted the doctor. "I lied, an' that's all there is to +say about ut. Do ye think I'm obleeged to shpake the thruth ivery day in +the week to an ignor'nt crathur like yersilf? It's worn out I'd be, body +and sowl, at that rate. Now, Eileen Macarthy," he continued, turning to +his unhappy little prisoner, "ye are to do as I till ye, an' no +harrum'll coom to ye, an' maybe good. Ye are to sit in this room and +_talk_; and ye'll kape an talkin' till the room is _full-up_! d'ye hear +me, now?" + +"Full-up?" exclaimed Eileen, faintly. + +"Full-up!" repeated the doctor. "No less'll satisfy me, and it's the +laste ye can do for all the throuble I've taken forr ye. Misthress +O'Shaughnessy an' mesilf 'ull take turns sittin' wid ye, so 'at ye'll +have some wan to talk to. Ye'll have plinty to ate an' to dhrink, an' +that's more than manny people have in Ireland this day. So lit me hear +no complainin'." + +With this, the worthy man proceeded to give strict injunctions to his +wife to keep the child talking, and not to leave her alone for an +instant; and finally he departed, shutting the door behind him, and +leaving the captive and her jailer alone together. + +Mrs. O'Shaughnessy immediately poured forth a flood of questions, to +which Eileen replied by telling the whole pitiful story from beginning +to end. It was a relief to be able to speak at last, and to rehearse the +whole matter to understanding, if not sympathetic, ears. Mrs. +O'Shaughnessy listened and looked, looked and listened, with open mouth +and staring eyes. With her eyes shut, she would not have believed her +ears; but the double evidence was too much for her. + +The diamonds and pearls kept on falling, falling, fast and faster. They +filled Eileen's lap, they skipped away over the floor, while the +doctor's wife pursued them with frantic eagerness. Each diamond was +clear and radiant as a drop of dew, each pearl lustrous and perfect; but +they gave no pleasure now to the fairy-gifted child. She could only +think of the task that lay before her,--to FILL this great, empty room; +of the millions and millions, and yet again millions of gems that must +fall from her lips before the floor would be covered even a few inches +deep; of the weeks and months,--perhaps the years,--that must elapse +before she would see her parents and Phelim again. She remembered the +words of the fairy: "A day may come when you will wish with all your +heart to have the charm removed." And then, like a flash, came the +recollection of those other words: "When that day comes, come here to +this spot," and do so and so. + +In fancy, Eileen was transported again to the pleasant green forest; was +looking at the Green Man as he sat on the toadstool, and begging him to +take away this fatal gift, which had already, in one day, brought her so +much misery. Harshly on her reverie broke in the voice of Mrs. +O'Shaughnessy, asking,-- + +"And has yer father sold his pigs yit?" + +She started, and came back to the doleful world of reality. But even as +she answered the woman's question, she made in her heart a firm +resolve,--somehow or other, _somehow_, she would escape; she would get +out of this hateful house, away from these greedy, grasping people; she +would manage somehow to find her way to the wood, and then--then for +freedom again! Cheered by her own resolution, she answered the woman +composedly, and went into a detailed account of the birth, rearing, and +selling of the pigs, which so fascinated her auditor that she was +surprised, when the recital was over, to find that it was nearly +supper-time. + +The doctor now entered, and taking his wife's place, began to ply Eily +with questions, each one artfully calculated to bring forth the longest +possible reply:-- + +"How is it yer mother is related to the Countess's auld housekeeper, +avick; and why is it, that wid sich grand relations she niver got into +the castle at all?" + +"Phwhat was that I h'ard the other day about the looky bargain yer +father--honest man!--made wid the one-eyed peddler from beyant +Inniskeen?" and-- + +"Is it thrue that yer mother makes all her butther out av skim-milk just +by making the sign of the cross--God bless it!--over the churn?" + +Although she did not like the doctor, Eily did, as she had said to the +Green Man, "_loove_ to talk;" so she chattered away, explaining and +disclaiming, while the diamonds and pearls flew like hail-stones from +her lips, and her host and jailer sat watching them with looks of greedy +rapture. + +Eily paused, fairly out of breath, just as Mrs. O'Shaughnessy entered, +bringing her rather scanty supper. There was quite a pile of jewels in +her lap and about her feet, while a good many had rolled to a distance; +but her heart sank within her as she compared the result of three hours' +steady talking with the end to which the rapacious doctor aspired. + +She was allowed to eat her supper in peace, but no sooner was it +finished than the questioning began again, and it was not until ten +o'clock had struck that the exhausted child was allowed to lay her head +down on the rude bed which Mrs. O'Shaughnessy had hastily made up for +her. + +The next day was a weary one for poor Eily. From morning till night she +was obliged to talk incessantly, with only a brief space allowed for her +meals. The doctor and his wife mounted guard by turns, each asking +questions, until to the child's fancy they seemed like nothing but +living interrogation points. All day long, no matter what she was +talking about,--the potato-crop, or the black hen that the fox stole, or +Phelim's measles,--her mind was fixed on one idea, that of escaping from +her prison. If only some fortunate chance would call them both out of +the room at once! But, alas! that never happened. There was always a +pair of greedy eyes fixed on her, and on the now hated jewels which +dropped in an endless stream from her lips; always a harsh voice in her +ears, rousing her, if she paused for an instant, by new questions as +stupid as they were long. + +Once, indeed, the child stopped short, and declared that she could not +and would not talk any more; but she was speedily shown the end of a +birch rod, with the hint that the doctor "would be loth to use the likes +av it on Dinnis Macarthy's choild; but her parints had given him charge +to dhrive out the witchcraft be hook or be crook; and av a birch rod +wasn't first cousin to a crook, what was it at all?" and Eily was forced +to find her powers of speech again. + +By nightfall of this day the room was ankle-deep in pearls and diamonds. +A wonderful sight it was, when the moon looked in at the window, and +shone on the lustrous and glittering heaps which Mrs. O'Shaughnessy +piled up with her broom. The woman was fairly frightened at the sight of +so much treasure, and she crossed herself many times as she lay down on +the mat beside Eileen's truckle-bed, muttering to herself, "Michael +knows bist, I suppose; but sorrow o' me if I can feel as if there was a +blissing an it, ava'!" + +The third day came, and was already half over, when an urgent summons +came for Doctor O'Shaughnessy. One of his richest patrons had fallen +from his horse and broken his leg, and the doctor must come on the +instant. The doctor grumbled and swore, but there was no help for it; so +he departed, after making his wife vow by all the saints in turn, that +she would not leave Eileen's side for an instant until he returned. + +When Eily heard the rattle of the gig and the sound of the pony's feet, +and knew that the most formidable of her jailers was actually _gone_, +her heart beat so loud for joy that she feared its throbbing would be +heard. Now, at last, a loop-hole seemed to open for her. She had a plan +already in her head, and now there was a chance for her to carry it out. +But an Irish girl of ten has shrewdness beyond her years, and no gleam +of expression appeared in Eileen's face as she spoke to Mrs. +O'Shaughnessy, who had been standing by the window to watch her +husband's departure, and who now returned to her seat. + +"We'll be missin' the docthor this day, ma'm, won't we?" she said. "He's +so agrayable, ain't he, now?" + +"He is that!" replied Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, with something of a sigh. +"He's rale agrayable, Michael is--whin he wants to be," she added. "Yis, +I'll miss um more nor common to-day, for 'tis worn out I am intirely +wid shlapin so little these two nights past. Sure, I _can't_ shlape, wid +thim things a-shparklin' an' a-glowerin' at me the way they do; and now +I'll not get me nap at all this afthernoon, bein' I must shtay here and +kape ye talkin' till the docthor cooms back. Me hid aches, too, mortial +bad!" + +"Do it, now?" said Eily, soothingly. "Arrah, it's too bad, intirely! +Will I till ye a little shtory that me grandmother hed for the hidache?" + +"A shtory for the hidache?" said Mrs. O'Shaughnessy. "What do ye mane by +that, I'm askin' ye?" + +"I dunno roightly how ut is," replied Eily, innocently, "but Granny used +to call this shtory a cure for the hidache, and mebbe ye'd find ut so. +An' annyhow it 'ud kape me talkin'," she added meekly, "for 'tis mortial +long." + +"Go an wid it, thin!" said Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, settling herself more +comfortably in her chair. "I loove a long shtory, to be sure. Go an, +avick!" + +And Eily began as follows, speaking in a clear, low monotone:-- + +"Wanst upon a toime there lived an owld, owld woman, an' her name was +Moira Magoyle; an' she lived in an owld, owld house, in an owld, owld +lane that lid through an owld, owld wood be the side of an owld, owld +shthrame that flowed through an owld, owld shthrate av an owld, owld +town in an owld, owld county. An' this owld, owld woman, sure enough, +she had an owld, owld cat wid a white nose; an' she had an owld, owld +dog wid a black tail, an' she had an owld, owld hin wid wan eye, an' she +had an owld, owld cock wid wan leg, an' she had--" + +Mrs. O'Shaughnessy yawned, and stirred uneasily on her seat. "Seems to +me there's moighty little goin' an in this shtory!" she said, taking up +her knitting, which she had dropped in her lap. "I'd loike somethin' a +bit more loively, I'm thinkin', av I had me ch'ice." + +"Jist wait, ma'm!" said Eily, with quiet confidence, "ownly wait till I +coom to the parrt about the two robbers an' the keg o' gunpowdther, an' +its loively enough ye'll foind ut. But I must till ut the same way 'at +Granny did, else it 'ull do no good, ava. Well, thin, I was sayin' to +ye, ma'm, this owld woman (Saint Bridget be good to her!) she had an +owld, owld cow, an' she had an owld, owld shape, an' she had an owld, +owld kitchen wid an owld, owld cheer an' an owld, owld table, an' an +owld, owld panthry wid an owld, owld churn, an' an owld, owld sauce-pan, +an' an owld, owld gridiron, an' an owld, owld--" + +Mrs. O'Shaughnessy's knitting dropped again, and her head fell forward +on her breast. Eileen's voice grew lower and softer, but still she went +on,--rising at the same time, and moving quietly, stealthily, towards +the door,-- + +"An' she had an owld, owld kittle, an' she had an owld, owld pot wid an +owld, owld kiver; an' she had an owld, owld jug, an' an owld, owld +platther, an' an owld, owld tay-pot--" + +Eily's hand was on the door, her eyes were fixed on the motionless form +of her jailer; her voice went on and on, its soft monotone now +accompanied by another sound,--that of a heavy, regular breathing which +was fast deepening into a snore. + +"An' she had an owld, owld shpoon, an' an owld, owld fork, an' an owld, +owld knife, an' an owld, owld cup, an' an owld, owld bowl, an' an owld, +owld, owld--" + +The door is open! The story is done! Two little feet go speeding down +the long passage, across the empty kitchen, out at the back door, and +away, away! Wake, Mrs. O'Shaughnessy! wake! the story is done and the +bird is flown! + +Surely it was the next thing to flying, the way in which Eily sped +across the meadows, far from the hated scene of her imprisonment. The +bare brown feet seemed scarcely to touch the ground; the brown locks +streamed out on the wind; the little blue apron fluttered wildly, like a +banner of victory. On! on! on! with panting bosom, with parted lips, +with many a backward glance to see if any one were following; on went +the little maid, over field and fell, through moss and through mire, +till at last--oh, happy, blessed sight!--the dark forest rose before +her, and she knew that she was saved. + +Quite at the other end of the wood lay the spot she was seeking; but she +knew the way well, and on she went, but more carefully now,--parting the +branches so that she broke no living twig, and treading cautiously lest +she should crush the lady fern, which the Green Men love. How beautiful +the ferns were, uncurling their silver-green fronds and spreading their +slender arms abroad! How sweetly the birds were singing! How pleasant, +how kind, how friendly was everything in the sweet green wood! + +And here at last was the oak-tree, and at the foot of it there stood the +yellow toadstool, looking as if it did not care about anything or +anybody, which in truth it did not: Breathless with haste and eagerness, +Eileen tapped the toadstool three times with a bit of holly, saying +softly, "Slanegher Banegher! Skeen na lane!" And, lo! and, behold! there +sat the Green Man, just as if he had been there all the time, fanning +himself with his scarlet cap, and looking at her with a comical twinkle +in his sharp little eyes. + +"Well, Eily," he said, "is it back so soon ye are? Well, well, I'm not +surprised! And how do ye like yer gift?" + +"Oh, yer Honor's Riverence--Grace, I mane!" cried poor Eily, bursting +into tears, "av ye'll plaze to take it away! Sure it's nearly kilt I am +along av it, an' no plazure or coomfort in ut at all at all! Take it +away, yer Honor, take it away, and I'll bliss ye all me days!" and, with +many sobs, she related the experiences of the past three days. As she +spoke, diamonds and pearls still fell in showers from her lips, and +half-unconsciously she held up her apron to catch them as they fell, so +that by the time she had finished her story she had more than a quart of +splendid gems, each as big as the biggest kind of pea. + +The Green Man smiled, but not unkindly, at the recital of Eileen's +woes. "Faith, it's a hard time ye've had, my maiden, and no mistake! But +now 'tis all over. Hold fast the jewels ye have there, for they're the +last ye'll get." He touched her lips with his cap, and said, "Cabbala +ku! the charm is off." + +Eily drew a long breath of relief, and the fairy added,-- + +"The truth is, Eily, the times are past for fairy gifts of this kind. +Few people believe in the Green Men now at all, and fewer still ever see +them. Why, ye are the first mortal child I've spoken to for a matter of +two hundred years, and I think ye'll be the last I ever speak to. Fairy +gifts are very pretty things in a story, but they're not convenient at +the present time, as ye see for yourself. There's one thing I'd like to +say to ye, however," he added more seriously; "an' ye'll take it as a +little lesson-like, me dear, before we part. Ye asked me for diamonds +and pearls, and I gave them to ye; and now ye've seen the worth of that +kind for yourself. But there's jewels and jewels in the world, and if +ye choose, Eily, ye can still speak pearls and diamonds, and no harm to +yourself or anybody." + +"How was yer Honor maning?" asked Eily, wondering. "Sure, I don't +undershtand yer Honor at all." + +"Likely not," said the little man, "but it's now I'm telling ye. Every +gentle and loving word ye speak, child, is a pearl; and every kind deed +done to them as needs kindness, is a diamond brighter than all those +shining stones in your apron. Ye'll grow up a rich woman, Eily, with the +treasure ye have there; but it might all as well be frogs and toads, if +with it ye have not the loving heart and the helping hand that will make +a good woman of ye, and happy folk of yer neighbors. And now good-by, +mavourneen, and the blessing of the Green Men go with ye and stay with +ye, yer life long!" + +"Good-by, yer Honor," cried Eily, gratefully. "The saints reward yer +Honor's Grace for all yer kindness to a poor silly colleen like me! But, +oh, wan minute, yer Honor!" she cried, as she saw the little man about +to put on his cap. "Will Docthor O'Shaughnessy be King av Ireland? Sure +it's the wicked king he'd make, intirely. Don't let him, plaze, yer +Honor!" + +Green Jacket laughed long and heartily. "Ho! ho! ho!" he cried. "_King_, +is it? Nothing less would suit him, sure enough! Have no fears, Eily, +alanna! Dr. O'Shaughnessy has come into his kingdom by this time, and I +wish him joy of it." + +With these words he clapped his scarlet cap on his head, and vanished +like the snuff of a candle. + + * * * * * + +Now, just about this time Dr. Michael O'Shaughnessy was dismounting from +his gig at his own back door, after a long and weary drive. He thought +little, however, about his bodily fatigue, for his heart was full of joy +and triumph, his mind absorbed in dreams of glory. He could not even +contain his thoughts, but broke out into words, as he unharnessed the +rusty old pony. + +"An' whin I coom to the palace, I'll knock three times wid the knocker; +or maybe there'll be a bell, loike the sheriff's house (bad luck to um!) +at Kilmagore. And the gossoon'll open the dure, and-- + +"'Phwhat's yer arrind?' says he. + +"'It's Queen Victory I'm wantin',' says I. 'An' ye'll till her King +Michael av Ireland is askin' for her,' I says. + +"Thin whin Victory hears that, she'll coom roonnin' down hersilf, to bid +me welkim; an' she'll take me oop to the best room, an'-- + +"'Sit down an the throne, King Michael,' says she. 'The other cheers +isn't good enough for the loikes of ye,' says she. + +"'Afther ye, ma'm,' says I, moinding me manners. + +"'An' is there annythin' I can du for ye, to-day, King Michael?' says +she, whin we've sat down an the throne. + +"An' I says, loight and aisy loike, all as if I didn't care, 'Nothin' in +loife, ma'm, I'm obleeged to ye, widout ye'd lind me the loan o' yer +Sunday crownd,' says I, 'be way av a patthern,' says I. + +"An' says she--" + +But at this moment the royal meditations were rudely broken in upon by a +wild shriek which resounded from the house. The door was flung violently +open, and Mrs. O'Shaughnessy rushed out like a mad woman. + +"She's gone!" she cried wildly. "The colleen's gone, an' me niver +shtirrin' from her side! Och, wirra, wirra! what'll I do? It must be the +witches has taken her clane up chimley." + +Dr. O'Shaughnessy stood for a moment transfixed, glaring with speechless +rage at the unhappy woman; then rushing suddenly at her, he seized and +shook her till her teeth chattered together. + +"Ye've been ashlape!" he yelled, beside himself with rage and +disappointment. "Ye've fell ashlape, an' laved her shlip out! Sorrow +seize ye, ye're always the black bean in me porridge!" Then flinging her +from him, he cried, "I don't care! I'll _be_ it! I'll be king wid +what's in there now!" and dashed into the house. + +He paused before the door of the best room, lately poor Eily's prison, +to draw breath and to collect his thoughts. The door was closed, and +from within--hark! what was that sound? Something was stirring, surely. +Oh, joy! was his wife mistaken? Waking suddenly from her nap, had she +failed to see the girl, who had perhaps been sleeping, too? At all +events the jewels were there, in shining heaps on the floor, as he had +last seen them, with thousands more covering the floor in every +direction,--a king's ransom in half a handful of them. He would be king +yet, even if the girl were gone. Cautiously he opened the door and +looked in, his eyes glistening, his mouth fairly watering at the thought +of all the splendor which would meet his glance. + +What did Dr. O'Shaughnessy see? Oh, horror! Oh, dismay, terror, anguish! +What did he see? Captive was there none, yet the room was not empty. +Jewels were there none, yet the floor was covered; covered with living +creatures,--toads, snakes, newts, all hideous and unclean reptiles that +hop or creep or wriggle. And as the wretched man stared, with open mouth +and glaring eye-balls, oh, horror! they were all hopping, creeping, +wriggling towards the open door,--towards him! With a yell beside which +his wife's had been a whisper, O'Shaughnessy turned and fled; but after +him--through the door, down the passage and out of the house--came +hopping, creeping, wriggling his myriad pursuers. + +Fly, King Michael! stretch your long legs, and run like a hunted hare +over hill and dale, over moss and moor. They are close behind you; they +are catching at your heels; they come from every side, surrounding you! +Fly, King O'Shaughnessy! but you cannot escape. The Green Men are +hunting you, if you could but know it, in sport and in revenge; and +three times they will chase you round County Kerry, for thrice three +days, till at last they suffer you to drop exhausted in a bog, and +vanish from your sight. + +And Eily? Eily went home with her apron full of pearls and diamonds, to +tell her story again, and this time to be believed. And she grew up a +good woman and a rich woman; and she married the young Count of +Kilmoggan, and spoke diamonds and pearls all her life long,--at least +her husband said she did, and he ought to know. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + + +"EGGS! eggs!" cried Toto, springing lightly into the barn, and waving a +basket round his head. "Mrs. Speckle, Mrs. Spanish, Dame Clucket, where +are you all? I want all the fresh eggs you can spare, please! +directly-now-this-very-moment!" and the boy tossed his basket up in the +air and caught it again, and danced a little dance of pure enjoyment, +while he waited for the hens to answer his summons. + +Mrs. Speckle and Dame Clucket, who had been having a quiet chat together +in the mow, peeped cautiously over the billows of hay, and seeing that +Toto was alone, bade him good-morning. + +"I don't know about eggs, to-day, Toto!" said Dame Clucket. "I want to +set soon, and I cannot be giving you eggs every day." + +"Oh, but I haven't had any for two or three days!" cried Toto. "And I +_must_ have some to-day. Good old Clucket, dear old Cluckety, give me +some, please!" + +"Well, I never can refuse that boy, somehow!" said Dame Clucket, half to +herself; and Mrs. Speckle agreed with her that it could not be done. + +Indeed, it would have been hard to say "No!" to Toto at that moment, for +he certainly was very pleasant to look at. The dusty sunbeams came +slanting through the high windows, and fell on his curly head, his +ruddy-brown cheeks, and honest gray eyes; and as the eyes danced, and +the curls danced, and the whole boy danced with the dancing sunbeams, +why, what could two soft-hearted old hens do but meekly lead the way to +where their cherished eggs lay, warm and white, in their fragrant nests +of hay? + +"And what is to be done with them?" asked Mrs. Speckle, as the last egg +disappeared into the basket. + +"Why, don't you know?" cried the boy. "We are going to have a party +to-night,--a real party! Mr. Baldhead is coming, and Jim Crow, and +Ger-Falcon. And Granny and Bruin are making all sorts of good +things,--I'll bring you out some, if I can, dear old Speckly,--and these +eggs are for a custard, don't you see?" + +"I see!" said Mrs. Speckle, rather ruefully. + +"And Coon and I are decorating the kitchen," continued he; "and Cracker +is cracking the nuts and polishing the apples; and Pigeon Pretty and +Miss Mary are dusting the ornaments,--so you see we are all very busy +indeed. Ho! ho! what fun it will be! Good-by, Mrs. Speckle! good-by, +Cluckety!" and off ran boy Toto, with his basket of eggs, leaving the +two old hens to scratch about in the hay, clucking rather sadly over the +memories of their own chickenhood, when they, too, went to parties, +instead of laying eggs for other people's festivities. + +In the cottage, what a bustle was going on! The grandmother was at her +pastry-board, rolling out paste, measuring and filling and covering, as +quickly and deftly as if she had had two pairs of eyes instead of none +at all. The bear, enveloped in a huge blue-checked apron, sat with a +large mortar between his knees, pounding away at something as if his +life depended on it. On the hearth sat the squirrel, cracking nuts and +piling them up in pretty blue china dishes; and the two birds were +carefully brushing and dusting, each with a pair of dusters which she +always carried about with her,--one pair gray, and the other soft brown. +As for Toto and the raccoon, they were here, there, and everywhere, all +in a moment. + +"Now, then, where are those greens?" called the boy, when he had +carefully deposited his basket of eggs in the pantry. + +"Here they are!" replied Coon, appearing at the same moment from the +shed, dragging a mass of ground-pine, fragrant fir-boughs, and +alder-twigs with their bright coral-red berries. "We will stand these +big boughs in the corners, Toto. The creeping stuff will go over the +looking-glass and round the windows. Eh, what do you think?" + +"Yes, that will do very well," said Toto. "We shall need steps, though, +to reach so high, and the step-ladder is broken." + +"Never mind!" said Coon. "Bruin will be the step-ladder. Stand up here, +Bruin, and make yourself useful." + +The good bear meekly obeyed, and the raccoon, mounting nimbly upon his +shoulders, proceeded to arrange the trailing creepers with much grace +and dexterity. + +"This reminds me of some of our honey-hunts, old fellow!" he said, +talking as he worked. "Do you remember the famous one we had in the +autumn, a little while before we came here?" + +"To be sure I do!" replied the bear. "That was, indeed, a famous hunt! +It gave us our whole winter's supply of honey. And we might have got +twice as much more, if it hadn't been for the accident." + +"Tell us about it," said Toto. "I wasn't with you, you know; and then +came the moving, and I forgot to ask you." + +"Well, it was a funny time!" said the bear. "Ho! ho! it was a funny +time! Coon, you see, had discovered this hive in a big oak-tree, hollow +from crotch to ground. He couldn't get at it alone, for the clever bees +had made it some way down inside the trunk, and he couldn't reach far +enough down unless some one held him on the outside. So we went +together, and I stood on my hind tip-toes, and then he climbed up and +stood on my head, and I held his feet while he reached down into the +hole." + +"Dear me!" said the grandmother, "that was very dangerous, Bruin. I +wonder you allowed it." + +"Well, you see, dear Madam," replied the bear, apologetically, "it was +really the only way. I couldn't stand on Coon's head and have him hold +_my_ feet, you know; and we couldn't give up the honey, the finest crop +of the season. So--" + +"Oh, it was all right!" broke in the raccoon. "At least, it was at +first. There was such a quantity of honey,--pots and pots of it!--and +all of the very best quality. I took out comb after comb, laying them in +the crotch of the tree for safe-keeping till I was ready to go down." + +"But where were the bees all the time?" asked Toto. + +"Oh, they were there!" replied the raccoon, "buzzing about and making a +fine fuss. They tried to sting me, of course, but my fur was too much +for them. The only part I feared for was my nose, and that I had covered +with two or three thicknesses of mullein-leaves, tied on with stout +grass. But as ill-luck would have it, they found out Bruin, and began to +buzz about him, too. One flew into his eye, and he let my feet go for an +instant,--just just for the very instant when I was leaning down as far +as I could possibly stretch to reach a particularly fine comb. Up went +my heels, of course, and down went I." + +"Oh, oh!" cried the grandmother. "My _dear_ Coon! do you mean--" + +"I mean _down_, dear Madam!" repeated the raccoon, gravely,--"the very +downest down there was, I assure you. I fell through that hollow tree as +the falling star darts through the ambient heavens. Luckily there was a +soft bed of moss and rotten wood at the bottom, or I might not have had +the happiness of being here at this moment. As it was--" + +"As it was," interrupted the bear, "I dragged him out by the tail +through the hole at the bottom. Ho! ho! I wish you could have seen him. +He had brought the whole hive with him. Indeed, he looked like a hive +himself, covered from head to foot with wax and honey, and a cloud of +bees buzzing about him. But he had a huge piece of comb in each paw, and +was gobbling away, eating honey, wax, bees and all, as if nothing had +happened." + +"Naturally," said the raccoon, "I am of a saving disposition, as you +know, and cannot bear to see anything wasted. It is not generally known +that bees add a slight pungent flavor to the honey, which is very +agreeable. Ve-ry agreeable!" he repeated, throwing his head back, and +screwing up one eye, to contemplate the arrangement he had just +completed. "How is that, Toto; pretty, eh?" + +"Very pretty!" said Toto. "But, see here, if you keep Bruin there all +day, we shall never get through all we have to do. Jump down, that's a +good fellow, and help me to polish these tankards." + +When all was ready, as in due time it was, surely it would have been +hard to find a pleasanter looking place than that kitchen. The clean +white walls were hung with wreaths and garlands, while the great +fir-boughs in the corners filled the air with their warm, spicy +fragrance. Every bit of metal--brass, copper, or steel--was polished so +that it shone resplendent, giving back the joyous blaze of the crackling +fire in a hundred tiny reflections. The kettle was especially glorious, +and felt the importance of its position keenly. + +"I trust you have no unpleasant feeling about this," it said to the +black soup-kettle. "Every one cannot be beautiful, you know. If you are +useful, you should be content with that." + + "Hubble! bubble! Bubble! hubble! + Some have the fun, and some have the trouble!" + +replied the soup-kettle. "My business is to make soup, and I make it. +That is all I have to say." + +The table was covered with a snowy cloth, and set with glistening +crockery--white and blue--and clean shining pewter. The great tankard +had been brought out of its cupboard, and polished within an inch of its +life; while the three blue ginger-jars, filled with scarlet +alder-berries, looked down complacently from their station on the +mantelpiece. As for the floor, I cannot give you an idea of the +cleanness of it. When everything else was ready and in place, the bear +had fastened a homemade scrubbing-brush to each of his four feet, and +then executed a sort of furious scrubbing-dance, which fairly made the +house shake; and the result was a shining purity which vied with that +of the linen table-cloth, or the very kettle itself. + +And you should have seen the good bear, when his toilet was completed! +The scrubbing-brushes had been applied to his own shaggy coat as well as +to the floor, and it shone, in its own way, with as much lustre as +anything else; and in his left ear was stuck a red rose, from the +monthly rose-bush which stood in the sunniest window and blossomed all +winter long. It is extremely uncomfortable to have a rose stuck in one's +ear,--you may try it yourself, and see how you like it; but Toto had +stuck it there, and nothing would have induced Bruin to remove it. And +you should have seen our Toto himself, carrying his own roses on his +cheeks, and enough sunshine in his eyes to make a thunder-cloud laugh! +And you should have seen the great Coon, glorious in scarlet +neck-ribbon, and behind his ear (_not_ in it! Coon was not Bruin) a +scarlet feather, the gift of Miss Mary, and very precious. And you +should have seen the little squirrel, attired in his own bushy tail, +and rightly thinking that he needed no other adornment; and the parrot +and the wood-pigeon, both trim and elegant, with their plumage arranged +to the last point of perfection. Last of all, you should have seen the +dear old grandmother, the beloved Madam, with her snowy curls and cap +and kerchief; and the ebony stick which generally lived in a drawer and +silver paper, and only came out on great occasions. How proud Toto was +of his Granny! and how the others all stood around her, gazing with +wondering admiration at her gold-bowed spectacles (for those she usually +wore were of horn) and the large breastpin, with a weeping-willow +displayed upon it, which fastened her kerchief. + +"Made out of your grandfather's tail, did you say, Toto?" said the bear, +in an undertone. "Astonishing!" + +"No, no, Bruin!" cried the boy, half pettishly. "Made out of his _hair_! +Surely you might know by this time that we have no tails." + +"True! true!" murmured the bear, apologetically. "I beg your pardon, +Toto, boy. You are not really vexed with old Bruin?" + +Toto rubbed his curly head affectionately against the shaggy black one, +in token of amity, and the bear continued:-- + +"When Madam was a young grandmother, was she as beautiful as she is +now?" + +"Why, yes, I fancy so," replied Toto. "Only she wasn't a grandmother +then, you know." + +"How so?" inquired Bruin. "What else could she be? You never were +anything but a boy, were you?" + +"Oh, no, of course not!" said Toto. "But that is different. When Granny +was young, she was a girl, you see." + +"I don't believe it!" said the bear, stoutly. "I--do--_not_--believe it! +I saw a girl once--many years ago; it squinted, and its hair was frowzy, +and it wore a hideous basket of flowers on its head,--a dreadful +creature! Madam never can have looked like _that_!" + +At this moment a knock was heard at the door. Toto flew to open it, and +with a beaming face ushered in the old hermit, who entered leaning on +his stick, with his crow perched on one shoulder and the hawk on the +other. + +Then, what greetings followed! What introductions! What bows and +courtesies, and whisking of tails and flapping of wings! The hermit's +bow in greeting to the old lady was so stately that Master Coon was +consumed with a desire to imitate it; and in so doing, he stepped back +against the nose of the tea-kettle and burned himself, which caused him +to retire suddenly under the table with a smothered shriek. (But the +kettle was glad.) And the hawk and the pigeon, the raccoon and the crow, +the hermit and the bear, all shook paws and claws, and vowed that they +were delighted to see each other; and what is more, they really _were_ +delighted, which is not always the case when such vows are made. + +Now, when all had become well acquainted, and every heart was prepared +to be merry, they sat down to supper; and the supper was not one which +was likely to make them less cheerful. For there was chicken and ham, +and, oh, such a mutton-pie! You never saw such a pie; the standing crust +was six inches high, and solid as a castle wall; and on that lay the +upper-crust, as lightly as a butterfly resting on a leaf; while inside +was store of good mutton, and moreover golden eggballs and tender little +onions, and gravy as rich as all the kings of the earth put together. +Ay! and besides all that there was white bread like snow, and brown +bread as sweet as clover-blossoms, and jam and gingerbread, and apples +and nuts, and pitchers of cream and jugs of buttermilk. Truly, it does +one's heart good to think of such a supper, and I only wish that you and +I had been there to help eat it. However, there was no lack of hungry +mouths, with right good-will to keep their jaws at work, and for a time +there was little conversation around the table, but much joy and comfort +in the good victuals. + +The good grandmother ate little herself, though she listened with +pleasure to the stirring sound of knives and forks, which told her that +her guests were well and pleasantly employed. Presently the hermit +addressed her, and said:-- + +"Honored Madam, you will be glad to know that there has been a great +change in the weather during the past week. Truly, I think the spring is +at hand; for the snow is fast melting away, the sun shines with more +than winter's heat, and the air to-day is mild and soft." + +At these words there was a subdued but evident excitement among the +company. The raccoon and the squirrel exchanged swift and significant +glances; the birds, as if by one unconscious impulse, ruffled their +feathers and plumed themselves a little. But boy Toto's face fell, and +he looked at the bear, who, for his part, scratched his nose and looked +intently at the pattern on his plate. + +"It has been a long, an unusually long, season," continued the hermit, +"though doubtless it has seemed much shorter to you in your cosey +cottage than to me in my lonely cavern. But I have lived the +forest-life long enough to know that some of you, my friends," and he +turned with a smile to the forest-friends, "must be already longing to +hear the first murmur of the greenwood spring, and to note in tree and +shrub the first signs of awakening life." + +There was a moment of silence, during which the raccoon shifted uneasily +on his seat, and looked about him with restless, gleaming eyes. Suddenly +the silence was broken by a singular noise, which made every one start. +It was a long-drawn sound, something between a snort, a squeal, and a +snore; and it came from--where _did_ it come from? + +"Was it you?" said one. + +"No! was it you?" + +"It seemed to come," said the hawk, who sat facing the fire, "from the +wall near the fireplace." + +At this moment the sound was heard again, louder and more distinct, and +this time it certainly _did_ come from the wall,--or rather from the +cupboard in the wall, near the fireplace. + +"Yaw-haw! yaw-ah-hee!" Then came a muffled, scuffling sound, and finally +a shrill peevish voice cried, "Let me out! let me out, I say! Coon, I +know your tricks; let me out, or I'll tell Bruin this minute!" + +The bear burst into a volcanic roar of laughter, which made the hermit +start and turn pale in spite of himself, and going to the cupboard he +drew out the unhappy woodchuck, hopelessly entangled in his worsted +covering, from which he had been vainly struggling to free himself. + +Oh, how they all laughed! It seemed as they would never have done +laughing; while every moment the woodchuck grew more furious,--squeaking +and barking, and even trying to bite the mighty paw which held him. But +the wood-pigeon had pity on him, and with a few sharp pulls broke the +worsted net, and begged Bruin to set him down on the table. This being +done, Master Chucky found his nose within precisely half an inch of a +most excellent piece of dried beef, upon which he fell without more ado, +and stayed not to draw breath till the plate was polished clean and +dry. + +That made every one laugh again, and altogether they were very merry, +and fell to playing games and telling stories, leaving the woodchuck to +try the keen edge of his appetite upon every dish on the table. +By-and-by, however, this gentleman could eat no more; so he wiped his +paws and whiskers, brushed his coat a little, and then joined in the +sport with right good-will. + +It was a pleasant sight to see the great bear blindfolded, chasing Toto +and Coon from one corner to another, in a grand game of blindman's buff; +it was pleasant to see them playing leap-frog, and spin-the-platter, and +many a good old-fashioned game besides. Then, when these sat down to +rest and recover their breath, what a treat it was to see the four birds +dance a quadrille, to the music of Toto's fiddle! How they fluttered and +sidled, and hopped and bridled! How gracefully Miss Mary courtesied to +the stately hawk; and how jealous the crow was of this rival, who stood +on one leg with such a perfect grace! + +Ah! altogether that was a party worth going to. And when late in the +evening it broke up, and the visitors started on their homeward walk, +all declared it was the merriest time they had yet had together, and all +wished that they might have many more such times. And yet each one knew +in his heart,--and grieved to know,--that it was the last, and that the +end was come. + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + + +YES, the end was come! The woodchuck sounded, the next morning, the note +which had for days been vibrating in the hearts of all the wild +creatures, but which they had been loth to strike, for Toto's sake. + +"Come!" he said. "It is time we were off. I don't know what you are all +thinking of, to stay on here after you are awake. I smelt the wet earth +and the water, and the sap running in the trees, even in that dungeon +where you had put me. The young reeds will soon be starting beside the +pool, and it is my work to trim them and thin them out properly; +besides, I am going to dig a new burrow, this year. I tell you I must be +off." + +And the squirrel with a chuckle, and the wood-pigeon with a sigh, and +the raccoon with a strange feeling which he hardly understood, but +which was not all pleasure, echoed the words, "We must be off!" Only the +bear said nothing, for he was in the wood-shed, splitting kindling-wood +with a fury of energy which sent the chips flying as if he were a +saw-mill. + +So it came to pass that on a soft, bright day in April, when the sun was +shining sweetly, and the wind blew warm from the south, and the buds +were swelling on willow and alder, the party of friends stood around the +door of the little cottage, exchanging farewells, half merry, half sad, +and wholly loving. + +"After all, it is hardly good-by!" said the squirrel, gayly. "We shall +be here half the time, just as we were last summer; and the other half, +Toto will be in the forest. Eh, Bruin?" + +But Bruin rubbed his nose with his right paw, and said nothing. + +"And you will come to the forest, too, dear Madam!" cried the raccoon, +"will you not? You will bring the knitting and the gingerbread, and we +will have picnics by the pool, and you will learn to love the forest as +much as Toto does. Won't she, Bruin?" + +But Bruin rubbed his nose with his left paw, and still said nothing. + +"And when my nest is made, and my little ones are fledged," cooed the +wood-pigeon in her tender voice, "their first flight shall be to you, +dear Madam, and their first song shall tell you that they love you, and +that we love you, every day and all day. For we do love you; don't we, +Bruin?" + +But the bear only looked helplessly around him, and scratched his head, +and again said nothing. + +"Well," said Toto, cheerily, though with a suspicion of a quiver in his +voice, "you are all jolly good fellows, and we have had a merry winter +together. Of course we shall miss you sadly, Granny and I; but as you +say, Cracker, we shall all see each other every day; and I am longing +for the forest, too, almost as much as you are." + +"Dear friends," said the blind grandmother, folding her hands upon her +stick, and turning her kindly face from one to the other of the +group,--"dear friends, merry and helpful companions, this has indeed +been a happy season that we have spent together. You have, one and all, +been a comfort and a help to me, and I think you have not been +discontented yourselves; still, the confinement has of course been +strange to you, and we cannot wonder that you pine for your free, +wildwood life. Coon, give me your paw! it is a mischievous paw, but it +has never played any tricks on me, and has helped me many and many a +time. My little Cracker, I shall miss your merry chatter as I sit at my +spinning-wheel. Mary, and Pigeon Pretty, let me stroke your soft +feathers once more, by way of 'good-by.' Woodchuck, I have seen little +of you, but I trust you have enjoyed your visit, in your own way. + +"And now, last of all, Bruin! my good, faithful Bruin! come here and let +me shake your honest, shaggy paw, and thank you for all that you have +done for me and for my boy." She paused, but no answer came. + +"Why, where _is_ Bruin?" cried Toto, starting and looking round; "surely +he was here a minute ago. Bruin! Bruin! where are you?" + +But no deep voice was heard, roaring cheerfully, "Here, Toto boy!" No +shaggy form came in sight. Bruin was gone. + +"He has gone on ahead, probably," said the raccoon; "he said something, +this morning, about not liking to say good-by. Come, you others, we must +follow our leader. Good-by, dear Madam! See you to-morrow, Toto!" + +"Good-by!" + +"Good-by!" + +"Good-by!" cried all the others. + +And with many a backward glance, and many a wave of paw, or tail, or +fluttering wing, the party of friends took their way to the forest home. + +Boy Toto stood with his hands in his pockets, looking after them with +bright, wide-open eyes. He did not cry,--it was a part of Toto's creed +that boys did not cry after they had left off petticoats,--but he felt +that if he had been a girl, the tears might have come in spite of him. +So he stared very hard, and puckered his mouth in a silent whistle, and +felt of the marbles in his pockets,--for that is always a soothing and +comforting thing to do. + +"Toto, dear," said his grandmother, "do you think our Bruin is really +_gone_, without saying a word of farewell to us?" + +"So it seems!" said the boy, briefly. + +"I am very much grieved!" cried the old lady, putting her handkerchief +to her sightless eyes,--"very, very much grieved! If it had been Coon, +now, I should not have been so much surprised; but for Bruin, our +faithful friend and helper, to leave us so, seems--" + +"_Hello!_" cried Toto, starting suddenly, "what is that noise?" + +Both listened, and, lo! on the quiet air came the sharp crashing sound +of an axe. + +"He's there!" cried the boy. "He _isn't_ gone! I'll go--" and with that +he went, as if he had been shot out of a catapult. + +Rushing into the wood-shed, he caught sight of the well-beloved shaggy +figure, just raising the axe to deliver a fearful blow at an unoffending +log of wood. Flinging his arms round it (the figure, not the axe nor the +log), he gave it such a violent hug that bear and boy sat down suddenly +on the ground, while the axe flew to the other end of the shed. + +"Oh, Bruin, Bruin!" cried Toto, "we thought you were gone, without +saying a word to us. How could you frighten us so?" + +The bear rubbed his nose confusedly, and muttered something about "a few +more sticks in case of cold weather." + +But here Toto burst out laughing in spite of himself, for the shed was +piled so high with kindling-wood that the bear sat as it were at the +bottom of a pit whose sides of neatly split sticks rose high above his +head. + +"You old goose!" cried the boy. "There's kindling-wood enough here to +last us ten years, at the very least. Come away! Granny wants you. She +thought--" + +"There will be more butter to make, now, Toto, since that new calf has +come," said the bear, breaking in with apparent irrelevance. + +"I suppose there will!" said the boy, staring. "What of it?" + +"And that pig is getting too big for you to manage," continued Bruin, in +a serious tone. "He was impudent to _me_ the other day, and I had to +take him up by the tail and swing him, before he would apologize. Now, +you _couldn't_ take him up by the tail, Toto, much less swing him, and +there is no use in your deceiving yourself about it." + +"Of course I couldn't!" cried Toto. "No one could, except you, old +monster. But what _are_ you thinking about that for, now? Come along, I +tell you! Granny will think you are gone, after all." And catching the +bear by the ear, he led him back in triumph to the cottage-door, crying, +"Granny, Granny! here he is! Now give him a good scolding, please, for +frightening us so." + +But the grandmother never scolded. She only stroked the shaggy black +fur, and said, "Bruin, dear! my good, faithful, true-hearted Bruin! I +could not bear to think that you had left me without saying good-by. +That hurt me very much. But you would not have done it, would you, +Bruin? We ought to have known you better." + +The bear looked about him distractedly, and bit his paw severely, as if +to relieve his feelings. "Yes I would!" he cried. "At least, if I meant +to say good-by. I wouldn't say it, because I couldn't. But I don't mean +to say it,--I mean I don't mean to do it. If you don't want me in the +house,--being large and clumsy, as I am well aware, and ugly too,--I can +sleep out by the pump, and come in to do the work. But I cannot leave +the boy, please, dear Madam, nor you. And the calf wants attention, and +that pig _ought_ to be swung at least once a week, and--and--" + +But there was no need of further speech, for Toto's arms were clinging +round his neck, and Toto's voice was shouting exclamations of delight; +and the grandmother was shaking his great black paw, and calling him +her best friend, her dearest old Bruin, and telling him that he should +never leave them. + +And, in fact, he never did leave them. He settled down quietly in the +little cottage, and washed and churned, baked and brewed, milked the cow +and kept the pig in order. Happy was the good bear, and happy was Toto, +in those pleasant days. For every afternoon, when the work was done, +they welcomed one or all of their forest friends; or else they sought +the green, beloved forest themselves, and sat beside the fairy pool, and +wandered in the cool green mazes where all was sweetness and peace, with +rustle of leaves and murmur of water, and chirp of bird and insect. But +evening found them always at the cottage door again, bringing their +woodland joyousness to the blind grandmother, making the kitchen ring +with laughter as they related the last exploits of the raccoon or the +squirrel, or described the courtship of the parrot and the crow. + +And if you had asked any of the three, as they sat together in the +porch, who was the happiest person in the world, why, Toto and the +Grandmother would each have answered, "I!" But Bruin, who had never +studied grammar, and knew nothing whatever about his nominatives and his +accusatives, would have roared with a thunder-burst of enthusiasm, + + "ME!!!" + + + + + University Press: John Wilson & Son, Cambridge. + + * * * * * + +Transcriber's Notes: + +Obvious punctuation errors repaired. + +Page 44, illustration caption, "Wah-song! Wah-song!" changed to +"Wah-Song! Wah-Song!" (Golden Dragon. "Wah-Song! Wah-Song! Awake!") + +Page 194, "gigantie" changed to "gigantic" (statement, the gigantic) + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Toto's Merry Winter, by Laura E. Richards + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41603 *** |
