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+Project Gutenberg's Diary of Samuel Pepys, July/August 1663, by Samuel Pepys
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+Title: Diary of Samuel Pepys, July/August 1663
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+Author: Samuel Pepys
+
+Release Date: November 30, 2004 [EBook #4142]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS, ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+ MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ JULY & AUGUST
+ 1663
+
+July 1st. This morning it rained so hard (though it was fair yesterday,
+and we thereupon in hopes of having some fair weather, which we have
+wanted these three months) that it wakened Creed, who lay with me last
+night, and me, and so we up and fell to discourse of the business of his
+accounts now under dispute, in which I have taken much trouble upon myself
+and raised a distance between Sir G. Carteret and myself, which troubles
+me, but I hope we have this morning light on an expedient that will right
+all, that will answer their queries, and yet save Creed the L500 which he
+did propose to make of the exchange abroad of the pieces of eight which he
+disbursed. Being ready, he and I by water to White Hall, where I left him
+before we came into the Court, for fear I should be seen by Sir G.
+Carteret with him, which of late I have been forced to avoid to remove
+suspicion. I to St. James's, and there discoursed a while with Mr.
+Coventry, between whom and myself there is very good understanding and
+friendship, and so to Westminster Hall, and being in the Parliament lobby,
+I there saw my Lord of Bristoll come to the Commons House to give his
+answer to their question, about some words he should tell the King that
+were spoke by Sir Richard Temple, a member of their House. A chair was
+set at the bar of the House for him, which he used but little, but made an
+harangue of half an hour bareheaded, the House covered. His speech being
+done, he came out and withdrew into a little room till the House had
+concluded of an answer to his speech; which they staying long upon, I went
+away. And by and by out comes Sir W. Batten; and he told me that his
+Lordship had made a long and a comedian-like speech, and delivered with
+such action as was not becoming his Lordship. He confesses he did tell
+the King such a thing of Sir Richard Temple, but that upon his honour they
+were not spoke by Sir Richard, he having taken a liberty of enlarging to
+the King upon the discourse which had been between Sir Richard and himself
+lately; and so took upon himself the whole blame, and desired their
+pardon, it being not to do any wrong to their fellow-member, but out of
+zeal to the King. He told them, among many other things, that as to his
+religion he was a Roman Catholique, but such a one as thought no man to
+have right to the Crown of England but the Prince that hath it; and such a
+one as, if the King should desire his counsel as to his own, he would not
+advise him to another religion than the old true reformed religion of this
+country, it being the properest of this kingdom as it now stands; and
+concluded with a submission to what the House shall do with him, saying,
+that whatever they shall do, says he, "thanks be to God, this head, this
+heart, and this sword (pointing to them all), will find me a being in any
+place in Europe." The House hath hereupon voted clearly Sir Richard
+Temple to be free from the imputation of saying those words; but when Sir
+William Batten came out, had not concluded what to say to my Lord, it
+being argued that to own any satisfaction as to my Lord from his speech,
+would be to lay some fault upon the King for the message he should upon no
+better accounts send to the impeaching of one of their members. Walking
+out, I hear that the House of Lords are offended that my Lord Digby should
+come to this House and make a speech there without leave first asked of
+the House of Lords. I hear also of another difficulty now upon him; that
+my Lord of Sunderland (whom I do not know) was so near to the marriage of
+his daughter as that the wedding-clothes were made, and portion and every
+thing agreed on and ready; and the other day he goes away nobody yet knows
+whither, sending her the next morning a release of his right or claim to
+her, and advice to his friends not to enquire into the reason of this
+doing, for he hath enough for it; but that he gives them liberty to say
+and think what they will of him, so they do not demand the reason of his
+leaving her, being resolved never to have her, but the reason desires and
+resolves not to give. Thence by water with Sir W. Batten to Trinity
+House, there to dine with him, which we did; and after dinner we fell
+talking, Sir J. Minnes, Mr. Batten and I; Mr. Batten telling us of a late
+triall of Sir Charles Sydly the other day, before my Lord Chief Justice
+Foster and the whole bench, for his debauchery a little while since at
+Oxford Kate's,
+
+ [The details in the original are very gross. Dr. Johnson relates
+ the story in the "Lives of the Poets," in his life of Sackville,
+ Lord Dorset "Sackville, who was then Lord Buckhurst, with Sir
+ Charles Sedley and Sir Thomas Ogle, got drunk at the Cock, in Bow
+ Street, by Covent Garden, and going into the balcony exposed
+ themselves to the populace in very indecent postures. At last, as
+ they grew warmer, Sedley stood forth naked, and harangued the
+ populace in such profane language, that the publick indignation was
+ awakened; the crowd attempted to force the door, and being repulsed,
+ drove in the performers with stones, and broke the windows of the
+ house. For this misdemeanour they were indicted, and Sedley was
+ fined five hundred pounds; what was the sentence of the others is
+ not known. Sedley employed [Henry] Killigrew and another to procure
+ a remission from the King, but (mark the friendship of the
+ dissolute!) they begged the fine for themselves, and exacted it to
+ the last groat." The woman known as Oxford Kate appears to have
+ kept the notorious Cock Tavern in Bow Street at this date.]
+
+coming in open day into the Balcone and showed his nakedness, . . . .
+and abusing of scripture and as it were from thence preaching a mountebank
+sermon from the pulpit, saying that there he had to sell such a powder as
+should make all the [women] in town run after him, 1000 people standing
+underneath to see and hear him, and that being done he took a glass of
+wine . . . . and then drank it off, and then took another and drank
+the King's health. It seems my Lord and the rest of the judges did all of
+them round give him a most high reproof; my Lord Chief justice saying,
+that it was for him, and such wicked wretches as he was, that God's anger
+and judgments hung over us, calling him sirrah many times. It's said they
+have bound him to his good behaviour (there being no law against him for
+it) in L5000. It being told that my Lord Buckhurst was there, my Lord
+asked whether it was that Buckhurst that was lately tried for robbery; and
+when answered Yes, he asked whether he had so soon forgot his deliverance
+at that time, and that it would have more become him to have been at his
+prayers begging God's forgiveness, than now running into such courses
+again . . . . Thence home, and my clerks being gone by my leave to see
+the East India ships that are lately come home, I staid all alone within
+my office all the afternoon. This day I hear at dinner that Don John of
+Austria, since his flight out of Portugall, is dead of his wounds:--[not
+true]--so there is a great man gone, and a great dispute like to be ended
+for the crown of Spayne, if the King should have died before him. I
+received this morning a letter from my wife, brought by John Gower to
+town, wherein I find a sad falling out between my wife and my father and
+sister and Ashwell upon my writing to my father to advise Pall not to keep
+Ashwell from her mistress, or making any difference between them. Which
+Pall telling to Ashwell, and she speaking some words that her mistress
+heard, caused great difference among them; all which I am sorry from my
+heart to hear of, and I fear will breed ill blood not to be laid again.
+So that I fear my wife and I may have some falling out about it, or at
+least my father and I, but I shall endeavour to salve up all as well as I
+can, or send for her out of the country before the time intended, which I
+would be loth to do. In the evening by water to my coz. Roger Pepys'
+chamber, where he was not come, but I found Dr. John newly come to town,
+and is well again after his sickness; but, Lord! what a simple man he is
+as to any public matter of state, and talks so sillily to his brother Dr.
+Tom. What the matter is I know not, but he has taken (as my father told
+me a good while since) such displeasure that he hardly would touch his hat
+to me, and I as little to him. By and by comes Roger, and he told us the
+whole passage of my Lord Digby to-day, much as I have said here above;
+only that he did say that he would draw his sword against the Pope
+himself, if he should offer any thing against his Majesty, and the good of
+these nations; and that he never was the man that did either look for a
+Cardinal's cap for himself, or any body else, meaning Abbot Montagu; and
+the House upon the whole did vote Sir Richard Temple innocent; and that my
+Lord Digby hath cleared the honour of his Majesty, and Sir Richard
+Temple's, and given perfect satisfaction of his own respects to the House.
+Thence to my brother's, and being vexed with his not minding my father's
+business here in getting his Landscape done, I went away in an anger, and
+walked home, and so up to my lute and then to bed.
+
+2d. Up betimes to my office, and there all the morning doing business, at
+noon to the Change, and there met with several people, among others
+Captain Cox, and with him to a Coffee [House], and drank with him and some
+other merchants. Good discourse. Thence home and to dinner, and, after a
+little alone at my viol, to the office, where we sat all the afternoon,
+and so rose at the evening, and then home to supper and to bed, after a
+little musique. My mind troubled me with the thoughts of the difference
+between my wife and my father in the country. Walking in the garden this
+evening with Sir G. Carteret and Sir J. Minnes, Sir G. Carteret told us
+with great contempt how like a stage-player my Lord Digby spoke yesterday,
+pointing to his head as my Lord did, and saying, "First, for his head,"
+says Sir G. Carteret, "I know what a calf's head would have done better by
+half for his heart and his sword, I have nothing to say to them." He told
+us that for certain his head cost the late King his, for it was he that
+broke off the treaty at Uxbridge. He told us also how great a man he was
+raised from a private gentleman in France by Monsieur Grandmont,
+
+ [Antoine, Duc de Gramont, marshal of France, who died July 12th,
+ 1678, aged seventy-four. His memoirs have been published.]
+
+and afterwards by the Cardinall,--[Mazarin]--who raised him to be a
+Lieutenant-generall, and then higher; and entrusted by the Cardinall, when
+he was banished out of France, with great matters, and recommended by him
+to the Queen as a man to be trusted and ruled by: yet when he came to have
+some power over the Queen, he begun to dissuade her from her opinion of
+the Cardinal; which she said nothing to till the Cardinal was returned,
+and then she told him of it; who told my Lord Digby, "Eh bien, Monsieur,
+vous estes un fort bon amy donc:" but presently put him out of all; and
+then he was, from a certainty of coming in two or three years' time to be
+Mareschall of France (to which all strangers, even Protestants, and those
+as often as French themselves, are capable of coming, though it be one of
+the greatest places in France), he was driven to go out of France into
+Flanders; but there was not trusted, nor received any kindness from the
+Prince of Conde, as one to whom also he had been false, as he had been to
+the Cardinal and Grandmont. In fine, he told us how he is a man of
+excellent parts, but of no great faith nor judgment, and one very easy to
+get up to great height of preferment, but never able to hold it. So home
+and to my musique; and then comes Mr. Creed to me giving me an account of
+his accounts, how he has now settled them fit for perusal the most strict,
+at which I am glad. So he and I to bed together.
+
+3d. Up and he home, and I with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten by coach
+to Westminster, to St. James's, thinking to meet Sir G. Carteret, and to
+attend the Duke, but he not coming we broke up, and so to Westminster
+Hall, and there meeting with Mr. Moore he tells me great news that my Lady
+Castlemaine is fallen from Court, and this morning retired. He gives me
+no account of the reason of it, but that it is so: for which I am sorry:
+and yet if the King do it to leave off not only her but all other
+mistresses, I should be heartily glad of it, that he may fall to look
+after business. I hear my Lord Digby is condemned at Court for his
+speech, and that my Lord Chancellor grows great again. Thence with Mr.
+Creed, whom I called at his chamber, over the water to Lambeth; but could
+not, it being morning, get to see the Archbishop's hearse: so he and I
+walked over the fields to Southwark, and there parted, and I spent half an
+hour in Mary Overy's Church, where are fine monuments of great antiquity,
+I believe, and has been a fine church. Thence to the Change, and meeting
+Sir J. Minnes there, he and I walked to look upon Backwell's design of
+making another alley from his shop through over against the Exchange door,
+which will be very noble and quite put down the other two.
+
+So home to dinner and then to the office, and entered in my manuscript
+book the Victualler's contract, and then over the water and walked to see
+Sir W. Pen, and sat with him a while, and so home late, and to my viall.
+So up comes Creed again to me and stays all night, to-morrow morning being
+a hearing before the Duke. So to bed full of discourse of his business.
+
+4th. Up by 4 o'clock and sent him to get matters ready, and I to my
+office looking over papers and mending my manuscript by scraping out the
+blots and other things, which is now a very fine book. So to St. James's
+by water with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten, I giving occasion to a
+wager about the tide, that it did flow through bridge, by which Sir W.
+Batten won 5s. of Sir J. Minnes. At St. James's we staid while the Duke
+made himself ready. Among other things Sir Allen Apsley showed the Duke
+the Lisbon Gazette in Spanish, where the late victory is set down
+particularly, and to the great honour of the English beyond measure. They
+have since taken back Evora, which was lost to the Spaniards, the English
+making the assault, and lost not more than three men. Here I learnt that
+the English foot are highly esteemed all over the world, but the horse not
+so much, which yet we count among ourselves the best; but they abroad have
+had no great knowledge of our horse, it seems. The Duke being ready, we
+retired with him, and there fell upon Mr. Creed's business, where the
+Treasurer did, like a mad coxcomb, without reason or method run over a
+great many things against the account, and so did Sir J. Minnes and Sir W.
+Batten, which the Duke himself and Mr. Coventry and my Lord Barkely and
+myself did remove, and Creed being called in did answer all with great
+method and excellently to the purpose (myself I am a little conscious did
+not speak so well as I purposed and do think I used to do, that is, not so
+intelligibly and persuasively, as I well hoped I should), not that what I
+said was not well taken, and did carry the business with what was urged
+and answered by Creed and Mr. Coventry, till the Duke himself did declare
+that he was satisfied, and my Lord Barkely offered to lay L100 that the
+King would receive no wrong in the account, and the two last knights held
+their tongues, or at least by not understanding it did say what made for
+Mr. Creed, and so Sir G. Carteret was left alone, but yet persisted to say
+that the account was not good, but full of corruption and foul dealing.
+And so we broke up to his shame, but I do fear to the loss of his
+friendship to me a good while, which I am heartily troubled for. Thence
+with Creed to the King's Head ordinary; but, coming late, dined at the
+second table very well for 12d.; and a pretty gentleman in our company,
+who confirms my Lady Castlemaine's being gone from Court, but knows not
+the reason; he told us of one wipe the Queen a little while ago did give
+her, when she came in and found the Queen under the dresser's hands, and
+had been so long:
+
+"I wonder your Majesty," says she, "can have the patience to sit so long
+a-dressing?"--"I have so much reason to use patience," says the Queen,
+"that I can very well bear with it." He thinks that it may be the Queen
+hath commanded her to retire, though that is not likely. Thence with
+Creed to hire a coach to carry us to Hide Park, to-day there being a
+general muster of the King's Guards, horse and foot: but they demand so
+high, that I, spying Mr. Cutler the merchant, did take notice of him, and
+he going into his coach, and telling me that he was going to shew a couple
+of Swedish strangers the muster, I asked and went along with him; where a
+goodly sight to see so many fine horses and officers, and the King, Duke,
+and others come by a-horseback, and the two Queens in the Queen-Mother's
+coach, my Lady Castlemaine not being there. And after long being there, I
+'light, and walked to the place where the King, Duke, &c., did stand to
+see the horse and foot march by and discharge their guns, to show a French
+Marquisse (for whom this muster was caused) the goodness of our firemen;
+which indeed was very good, though not without a slip now and then; and
+one broadside close to our coach we had going out of the Park, even to the
+nearness as to be ready to burn our hairs. Yet methought all these gay
+men are not the soldiers that must do the King's business, it being such
+as these that lost the old King all he had, and were beat by the most
+ordinary fellows that could be. Thence with much ado out of the Park, and
+I 'lighted and through St. James's down the waterside over, to Lambeth, to
+see the Archbishop's corps (who is to be carried away to Oxford on
+Monday), but came too late, and so walked over the fields and bridge home
+(calling by the way at old George's), but find that he is dead, and there
+wrote several letters, and so home to supper and to bed. This day in the
+Duke's chamber there being a Roman story in the hangings, and upon the
+standards written these four letters--S. P. Q. R., Sir G. Carteret came to
+me to know what the meaning of those four letters were; which ignorance is
+not to be borne in a Privy Counsellor, methinks, that a schoolboy should
+be whipt for not knowing.
+
+5th (Lord's day). Lady Batten had sent twice to invite me to go with them
+to Walthamstow to-day, Mrs. Martha' being married already this morning to
+Mr. Castle, at this parish church. I could not rise soon enough to go
+with them, but got myself ready, and so to Games's, where I got a horse
+and rode thither very pleasantly, only coming to make water I found a
+stopping, which makes me fearful of my old pain. Being come thither, I
+was well received, and had two pair of gloves, as the rest, and walked up
+and down with my Lady in the garden, she mighty kind to me, and I have the
+way to please her. A good dinner and merry, but methinks none of the
+kindness nor bridall respect between the bridegroom and bride, that was
+between my wife and I, but as persons that marry purely for convenience.
+After dinner to church by coach, and there my Lady, Mrs. Turner, Mrs.
+Lemon, and I only, we, in spite to one another, kept one another awake;
+and sometimes I read in my book of Latin plays, which I took in my pocket,
+thinking to have walked it. An old doting parson preached. So home
+again, and by and by up and homewards, calling in our way (Sir J. Minnes
+and I only) at Mr. Batten's (who with his lady and child went in another
+coach by us), which is a very pretty house, and himself in all things
+within and without very ingenious, and I find a very fine study and good
+books. So set out, Sir J. Minnes and I in his coach together, talking all
+the way of chymistry, wherein he do know something, at least, seems so to
+me, that cannot correct him, Mr. Batten's man riding my horse, and so home
+and to my office a while to read my vows, then home to prayers and to bed.
+
+6th. Up pretty early and to my office all the morning, writing out a list
+of the King's ships in my Navy collections with great pleasure. At noon
+Creed comes to me, who tells me how well he has sped with Sir G. Carteret
+after all our trouble, that he had his tallys up and all the kind words
+possible from him, which I believe is out of an apprehension what a fool
+he has made of himself hitherto in making so great a stop therein. But I
+find, and so my Lord Sandwich may, that Sir G. Carteret had a design to do
+him a disgrace, if he could possibly, otherwise he would never have
+carried the business so far after that manner, but would first have
+consulted my Lord and given him advice what to do therein for his own
+honour, which he thought endangered. Creed dined with me and then walked
+a while, and so away, and I to my office at my morning's work till dark
+night, and so with good content home. To supper, a little musique, and
+then to bed.
+
+7th. Up by 4 o'clock and to my office, and there continued all the
+morning upon my Navy book to my great content. At noon down by barge with
+Sir J. Minnes (who is going to Chatham) to Woolwich, in our way eating of
+some venison pasty in the barge, I having neither eat nor drank to-day,
+which fills me full of wind. Here also in Mr. Pett's garden I eat some
+and the first cherries I have eat this year, off the tree where the King
+himself had been gathering some this morning. Thence walked alone, only
+part of the way Deane walked with me, complaining of many abuses in the
+Yard, to Greenwich, and so by water to Deptford, where I found Mr.
+Coventry, and with him up and down all the stores, to the great trouble of
+the officers, and by his help I am resolved to fall hard to work again, as
+I used to do. So thence he and I by water talking of many things, and I
+see he puts his trust most upon me in the Navy, and talks, as there is
+reason, slightly of the two old knights, and I should be glad by any
+drudgery to see the King's stores and service looked to as they ought, but
+I fear I shall never understand half the miscarriages and tricks that the
+King suffers by. He tells me what Mr. Pett did to-day, that my Lord
+Bristoll told the King that he will impeach the Chancellor of High
+Treason: but I find that my Lord Bristoll hath undone himself already in
+every body's opinion, and now he endeavours to raise dust to put out other
+men's eyes, as well as his own; but I hope it will not take, in
+consideration merely that it is hard for a Prince to spare an experienced
+old officer, be he never so corrupt; though I hope this man is not so, as
+some report him to be. He tells me that Don John is yet alive, and not
+killed, as was said, in the great victory against the Spaniards in
+Portugall of late. So home, and late at my office. Thence home and to my
+musique. This night Mr. Turner's house being to be emptied out of my
+cellar, and therefore I think to sit up a little longer than ordinary.
+This afternoon, coming from the waterside with Mr. Coventry, I spied my
+boy upon Tower Hill playing with the rest of the boys; so I sent W.
+Griffin to take him, and he did bring him to me, and so I said nothing to
+him, but caused him to be stripped (for he was run away with his best
+suit), and so putting on his other, I sent him going, without saying one
+word hard to him, though I am troubled for the rogue, though he do not
+deserve it. Being come home I find my stomach not well for want of eating
+to-day my dinner as I should do, and so am become full of wind. I called
+late for some victuals, and so to bed, leaving the men below in the cellar
+emptying the vats up through Mr. Turner's own house, and so with more
+content to bed late.
+
+8th. Being weary, and going to bed late last night, I slept till 7
+o'clock, it raining mighty hard, and so did every minute of the day after
+sadly. But I know not what will become of the corn this year, we having
+had but two fair days these many months. Up and to my office, where all
+the morning busy, and then at noon home to dinner alone upon a good dish
+of eeles, given me by Michell, the Bewpers' man, and then to my viall a
+little, and then down into the cellar and up and down with Mr. Turner to
+see where his vault may be made bigger, or another made him, which I think
+may well be. And so to my office, where very busy all day setting things
+in order my contract books and preparing things against the next sitting.
+In the evening I received letters out of the country, among others from my
+wife, who methinks writes so coldly that I am much troubled at it, and I
+fear shall have much ado to bring her to her old good temper. So home to
+supper and musique, which is all the pleasure I have of late given myself,
+or is fit I should, others spending too much time and money. Going in I
+stepped to Sir W. Batten, and there staid and talked with him (my Lady
+being in the country), and sent for some lobsters, and Mrs. Turner came
+in, and did bring us an umble pie hot out of her oven, extraordinary good,
+and afterwards some spirits of her making, in which she has great
+judgment, very good, and so home, merry with this night's refreshment.
+
+9th. Up. Making water this morning, which I do every morning as soon as
+I am awake, with greater plenty and freedom than I used to do, which I
+think I may impute to last night's drinking of elder spirits. Abroad, it
+raining, to Blackfriars, and there went into a little alehouse and staid
+while I sent to the Wardrobe, but Mr. Moore was gone out. Here I kissed
+three or four times the maid of the house, who is a pretty girl, but very
+modest, and, God forgive me, had a mind to something more. Thence to my
+lawyer's; up and down to the Six Clerks' Office, where I found my bill
+against Tom Trice dismissed, which troubles me, it being through my
+neglect, and will put me to charges. So to Mr. Phillips, and discoursed
+with him about finding me out somebody that will let me have for money an
+annuity of about L100 per annum for two lives. So home, and there put up
+my riding things against the evening, in case Mr. Moore should continue
+his mind to go to Oxford, which I have little mind to do, the weather
+continuing so bad and the waters high. Dined at home, and Mr. Moore in
+the afternoon comes to me and concluded not to go. Sir W. Batten and I
+sat a little this afternoon at the office, and thence I by water to
+Deptford, and there mustered the Yard, purposely, God forgive me, to find
+out Bagwell, a carpenter, whose wife is a pretty woman, that I might have
+some occasion of knowing him and forcing her to come to the office again,
+which I did so luckily that going thence he and his wife did of themselves
+meet me in the way to thank me for my old kindness, but I spoke little to
+her, but shall give occasion for her coming to me. Her husband went along
+with me to show me Sir W. Pen's lodging, which I knew before, but only to
+have a time of speaking to him and sounding him. So left and I went in to
+Sir W. Pen, who continues ill, and worse, I think, than before. He tells
+me my Lady Castlemaine was at Court, for all this talk this week, which I
+am glad to hear; but it seems the King is stranger than ordinary to her.
+Thence walked home as I used to do, and to bed presently, having taken
+great cold in my feet by walking in the dirt this day in thin shoes or
+some other way, so that I begun to be in pain, and with warm clothes made
+myself better by morning, but yet in pain.
+
+10th. Up late and by water to Westminster Hall, where I met Pierce the
+chirurgeon, who tells me that for certain the King is grown colder to my
+Lady Castlemaine than ordinary, and that he believes he begins to love the
+Queen, and do make much of her, more than he used to do. Up to the Lobby,
+and there sent out for Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Batten, and told them if
+they thought convenient I would go to Chatham today, Sir John Minnes being
+already there at a Pay, and I would do such and such business there, which
+they thought well of, and so I went home and prepared myself to go after,
+dinner with Sir W. Batten. Sir W. Batten and Mr. Coventry tell me that my
+Lord Bristoll hath this day impeached my Lord Chancellor in the House of
+Lords of High Treason. The chief of the articles are these: 1st. That he
+should be the occasion of the peace made with Holland lately upon such
+disadvantageous terms, and that he was bribed to it. 2d. That Dunkirke
+was also sold by his advice chiefly, so much to the damage of England.
+3d. That he had L6000 given him for the drawing-up or promoting of the
+Irish declaration lately, concerning the division of the lands there.
+4th. He did carry on the design of the Portugall match, so much to the
+prejudice of the Crown of England, notwithstanding that he knew the Queen
+is not capable of bearing children. 5th. That the Duke's marrying of his
+daughter was a practice of his, thereby to raise his family; and that it
+was done by indirect courses. 6th. That the breaking-off of the match
+with Parma, in which he was employed at the very time when the match with
+Portugall was made up here, which he took as a great slur to him, and so
+it was; and that, indeed, is the chief occasion of all this fewde. 7th.
+That he hath endeavoured to bring in Popery, and wrote to the Pope for a
+cap for a subject of the King of England's (my Lord Aubigny ); and some
+say that he lays it to the Chancellor, that a good Protestant Secretary
+(Sir Edward Nicholas) was laid aside, and a Papist, Sir H. Bennet, put in
+his room: which is very strange, when the last of these two is his own
+creature, and such an enemy accounted to the Chancellor, that they never
+did nor do agree; and all the world did judge the Chancellor to be falling
+from the time that Sir H. Bennet was brought in. Besides my Lord Bristoll
+being a Catholique himself, all this is very strange. These are the main
+of the Articles. Upon which my Lord Chancellor desired that the noble
+Lord that brought in these Articles, would sign to them with his hand;
+which my Lord Bristoll did presently. Then the House did order that the
+judges should, against Monday next, bring in their opinion, Whether these
+articles are treason, or no? and next, they would know, Whether they were
+brought in regularly or no, without leave of the Lords' House? After
+dinner I took boat (H. Russell) and down to Gravesend in good time, and
+thence with a guide post to Chatham, where I found Sir J. Minnes and Mr.
+Wayth walking in the garden, whom I told all this day's news, which I left
+the town full of, and it is great news, and will certainly be in the
+consequence of it. By and by to supper, and after long discourse, Sir J.
+Minnes and I, he saw me to my chamber, which not pleasing me, I sent word
+so to Mrs. Bradford, that I should be crowded into such a hole, while the
+clerks and boarders of her own take up the best rooms. However I lay
+there and slept well.
+
+11th. Up early and to the Dock, and with the Storekeeper and other
+officers all the morning from one office to another. At noon to the
+Hill-house in Commissioner Pett's coach, and after seeing the guard-ships,
+to dinner, and after dining done to the Dock by coach, it raining hard, to
+see "The Prince" launched, which hath lain in the Dock in repairing these
+three years. I went into her and was launched in her. Thence by boat
+ashore, it raining, and I went to Mr. Barrow's, where Sir J. Minnes and
+Commissioner Pett; we staid long eating sweetmeats and drinking, and
+looking over some antiquities of Mr. Barrow's, among others an old
+manuscript Almanac, that I believe was made for some monastery, in
+parchment, which I could spend much time upon to understand. Here was a
+pretty young lady, a niece of Barrow's, which I took much pleasure to look
+on. Thence by barge to St. Mary Creek; where Commissioner Pett (doubtful
+of the growing greatness of Portsmouth by the finding of those creeks
+there), do design a wett dock at no great charge, and yet no little one;
+he thinks towards L10,000. And the place, indeed, is likely to be a very
+fit place, when the King hath money to do it with. Thence, it raining as
+hard as it could pour down, home to the Hillhouse, and anon to supper, and
+after supper, Sir J. Minnes and I had great discourse with Captain Cox and
+Mr. Hempson about business of the yard, and particularly of pursers'
+accounts with Hempson, who is a cunning knave in that point. So late to
+bed and, Mr. Wayth being gone, I lay above in the Treasurer's bed and
+slept well. About one or two in the morning the curtains of my bed being
+drawn waked me, and I saw a man stand there by the inside of my bed
+calling me French dogg 20 times, one after another, and I starting, as if
+I would get out of the bed, he fell a-laughing as hard as he could drive,
+still calling me French dogg, and laid his hand on my shoulder. At last,
+whether I said anything or no I cannot tell, but I perceived the man,
+after he had looked wistly upon me, and found that I did not answer him to
+the names that he called me by, which was Salmon, Sir Carteret's clerk,
+and Robt. Maddox, another of the clerks, he put off his hat on a suddaine,
+and forebore laughing, and asked who I was, saying, "Are you Mr. Pepys?"
+I told him yes, and now being come a little better to myself, I found him
+to be Tom Willson, Sir W. Batten's clerk, and fearing he might be in some
+melancholy fit, I was at a loss what to do or say. At last I asked him
+what he meant. He desired my pardon for that he was mistaken, for he
+thought verily, not knowing of my coming to lie there, that it had been
+Salmon, the Frenchman, with whom he intended to have made some sport. So
+I made nothing of it, but bade him good night, and I, after a little
+pause, to sleep again, being well pleased that it ended no worse, and
+being a little the better pleased with it, because it was the Surveyor's
+clerk, which will make sport when I come to tell Sir W. Batten of it, it
+being a report that old Edgeborough, the former Surveyor, who died here,
+do now and then walk.
+
+12th (Lord's day). Up, and meeting Tom Willson he asked my pardon again,
+which I easily did give him, telling him only that it was well I was not a
+woman with child, for it might have made me miscarry. With Sir J. Minnes
+to church, where an indifferent good sermon. Here I saw Mrs. Becky Allen,
+who hath been married, and is this day churched, after her bearing a
+child. She is grown tall, but looks very white and thin, and I can find
+no occasion while I am here to come to have her company, which I desire
+and expected in my coming, but only coming out of the church I kissed her
+and her sister and mother-in-law. So to dinner, Sir J. Minnes,
+Commissioner Pett, and I, &c., and after dinner walked in the garden, it
+being a very fine day, the best we have had this great while, if not this
+whole summer. To church again, and after that walked through the
+Rope-ground to the Dock, and there over and over the Dock and grounds
+about it, and storehouses, &c., with the officers of the Yard, and then to
+Commissioner Pett's and had a good sullybub and other good things, and
+merry. Commissioner Pett showed me alone his bodys as a secrett, which I
+found afterwards by discourse with Sir J. Minnes that he had shown them
+him, wherein he seems to suppose great mystery in the nature of Lynes to
+be hid, but I do not understand it at all. Thence walked to the
+Hill-house, being myself much dissatisfied, and more than I thought I
+should have been with Commissioner Pett, being, by what I saw since I came
+hither, convinced that he is not able to exercise the command in the Yard
+over the officers that he ought to do, or somebody else, if ever the
+service be well looked after there. Sat up and with Sir J. Minnes
+talking, and he speaking his mind in slighting of the Commissioner, for
+which I wish there was not so much reason. For I do see he is but a man
+of words, though indeed he is the ablest man that we have to do service if
+he would or durst. Sir J. Minnes being gone to bed, I took Mr. Whitfield,
+one of the clerks, and walked to the Dock about eleven at night, and there
+got a boat and a crew, and rowed down to the guard-ships, it being a most
+pleasant moonshine evening that ever I saw almost. The guard-ships were
+very ready to hail us, being no doubt commanded thereto by their Captain,
+who remembers how I surprised them the last time I was here. However, I
+found him ashore, but the ship in pretty good order, and the arms well
+fixed, charged, and primed. Thence to the Soveraign, where I found no
+officers aboard, no arms fixed, nor any powder to prime their few guns,
+which were charged, without bullet though. So to the London, where
+neither officers nor any body awake; I boarded her, and might have done
+what I would, and at last could find but three little boys; and so spent
+the whole night in visiting all the ships, in which I found, for the most
+part, neither an officer aboard, nor any men so much as awake, which I was
+grieved to find, specially so soon after a great Larum, as Commissioner
+Pett brought us word that he [had] provided against, and put all in a
+posture of defence but a week ago, all which I am resolved to represent to
+the Duke.
+
+13th. So, it being high day, I put in to shore and to bed for two hours
+just, and so up again, and with the Storekeeper and Clerk of the Rope-yard
+up and down the Dock and Rope-house, and by and by mustered the Yard, and
+instructed the Clerks of the Cheque in my new way of Callbook, and that
+and other things done, to the Hill-house, and there we eat something, and
+so by barge to Rochester, and there took coach hired for our passage to
+London, and Mrs. Allen, the clerk of the Rope-yard's wife with us,
+desiring her passage, and it being a most pleasant and warm day, we got by
+four o'clock home. In our way she telling us in what condition Becky
+Allen is married against all expectation a fellow that proves to be a
+coxcomb and worth little if any thing at all, and yet are entered into a
+way of living above their condition that will ruin them presently, for
+which, for the lady's sake, I am much troubled. Home I found all well
+there, and after dressing myself, I walked to the Temple; and there, from
+my cozen Roger, hear that the judges have this day brought in their answer
+to the Lords, That the articles against my Lord Chancellor are not
+Treason; and to-morrow they are to bring in their arguments to the House
+for the same. This day also the King did send by my Lord Chamberlain to
+the Lords, to tell them from him, that the most of the articles against my
+Lord Chancellor he himself knows to be false. Thence by water to
+Whitehall, and so walked to St. James's, but missed Mr. Coventry. I met
+the Queen-Mother walking in the Pell Mell, led by my Lord St. Alban's. And
+finding many coaches at the Gate, I found upon enquiry that the Duchess is
+brought to bed of a boy; and hearing that the King and Queen are rode
+abroad with the Ladies of Honour to the Park, and seeing a great crowd of
+gallants staying here to see their return, I also staid walking up and
+down, and among others spying a man like Mr. Pembleton (though I have
+little reason to think it should be he, speaking and discoursing long with
+my Lord D'Aubigne), yet how my blood did rise in my face, and I fell into
+a sweat from my old jealousy and hate, which I pray God remove from me.
+By and by the King and Queen, who looked in this dress (a white laced
+waistcoat and a crimson short pettycoat, and her hair dressed ci la
+negligence) mighty pretty; and the King rode hand in hand with her. Here
+was also my Lady Castlemaine rode among the rest of the ladies; but the
+King took, methought, no notice of her; nor when they 'light did any body
+press (as she seemed to expect, and staid for it) to take her down, but
+was taken down by her own gentleman. She looked mighty out of humour, and
+had a yellow plume in her hat (which all took notice of), and yet is very
+handsome, but very melancholy: nor did any body speak to her, or she so
+much as smile or speak to any body. I followed them up into White Hall,
+and into the Queen's presence, where all the ladies walked, talking and
+fiddling with their hats and feathers, and changing and trying one
+another's by one another's heads, and laughing. But it was the finest
+sight to me, considering their great beautys and dress, that ever I did
+see in all my life. But, above all, Mrs. Stewart in this dress, with her
+hat cocked and a red plume, with her sweet eye, little Roman nose, and
+excellent taille, is now the greatest beauty I ever saw, I think, in my
+life; and, if ever woman can, do exceed my Lady Castlemaine, at least in
+this dress nor do I wonder if the King changes, which I verily believe is
+the reason of his coldness to my Lady Castlemaine. Here late, with much
+ado I left to look upon them, and went away, and by water, in a boat with
+other strange company, there being no other to be had, and out of him into
+a sculler half to the bridge, and so home and to Sir W. Batten, where I
+staid telling him and Sir J. Minnes and Mrs. Turner, with great mirth, my
+being frighted at Chatham by young Edgeborough, and so home to supper and
+to bed, before I sleep fancying myself to sport with Mrs. Stewart with
+great pleasure.
+
+14th. Up a little late, last night recovering my sleepiness for the night
+before, which was lost, and so to my office to put papers and things to
+right, and making up my journal from Wednesday last to this day. All the
+morning at my office doing of business; at noon Mr. Hunt came to me, and
+he and I to the Exchange, and a Coffee House, and drank there, and thence
+to my house to dinner, whither my uncle Thomas came, and he tells me that
+he is going down to Wisbech, there to try what he can recover of my uncle
+Day's estate, and seems to have good arguments for what he do go about, in
+which I wish him good speed. I made him almost foxed, the poor man having
+but a bad head, and not used I believe nowadays to drink much wine. So
+after dinner, they being gone, I to my office, and so home to bed. This
+day I hear the judges, according to order yesterday, did bring into the
+Lords' House their reasons of their judgment in the business between my
+Lord Bristoll and the Chancellor; and the Lords do concur with the Judges
+that the articles are not treason, nor regularly brought into the House,
+and so voted that a Committee should be chosen to examine them; but
+nothing to be done therein till the next sitting of this Parliament (which
+is like to be adjourned in a day or two), and in the mean time the two
+Lords to, remain without prejudice done to either of them.
+
+15th. Up and all the morning at the office, among other things with
+Cooper the Purveyor, whose dullness in his proceeding in his work I was
+vexed at, and find that though he understands it may be as much as other
+men that profess skill in timber, yet I perceive that many things, they do
+by rote, and very dully. Thence home to dinner, whither Captain Grove
+came and dined with me, he going into the country to-day; among other
+discourse he told me of discourse very much to my honour, both as to my
+care and ability, happening at the Duke of Albemarle's table the other
+day, both from the Duke, and the Duchess themselves; and how I paid so
+much a year to him whose place it was of right, and that Mr. Coventry did
+report thus of me; which was greatly to my content, knowing how against
+their minds I was brought into the Navy. Thence by water to Westminster,
+and there spent a good deal of time walking in the Hall, which is going to
+be repaired, and, God forgive me, had a mind to have got Mrs. Lane abroad,
+or fallen in with any woman else (in that hot humour). But it so happened
+she could not go out, nor I meet with any body else, and so I walked
+homeward, and in my way did many and great businesses of my own at the
+Temple among my lawyers and others to my great content, thanking God that
+I did not fall into any company to occasion spending time and money. To
+supper, and then to a little viall and to bed, sporting in my fancy with
+the Queen.
+
+16th. Up and dispatched things into the country and to my father's, and
+two keggs of Sturgeon and a dozen bottles of wine to Cambridge for my
+cozen Roger Pepys, which I give him. By and by down by water on several
+Deall ships, and stood upon a stage in one place seeing calkers sheathing
+of a ship. Then at Wapping to my carver's about my Viall head. So home,
+and thence to my Viall maker's in Bishops, gate Street; his name is Wise,
+who is a pretty fellow at it. Thence to the Exchange, and so home to
+dinner, and then to my office, where a full board, and busy all the
+afternoon, and among other things made a great contract with Sir W. Warren
+for 40,000 deals Swinsound, at L3 17s. od. per hundred. In the morning
+before I went on the water I was at Thames Street about some pitch, and
+there meeting Anthony Joyce, I took him and Mr. Stacy, the Tarr merchant,
+to the tavern, where Stacy told me many old stories of my Lady Batten's
+former poor condition, and how her former husband broke, and how she came
+to her state. At night, after office done, I went to Sir W. Batten's,
+where my Lady and I [had] some high words about emptying our house of
+office, where I did tell her my mind, and at last agreed that it should be
+done through my office, and so all well. So home to bed.
+
+17th. Up, and after doing some business at my office, Creed came to me,
+and I took him to my viall maker's, and there I heard the famous Mr.
+Stefkins play admirably well, and yet I found it as it is always, I over
+expected. I took him to the tavern and found him a temperate sober man,
+at least he seems so to me. I commit the direction of my viall to him.
+Thence to the Change, and so home, Creed and I to dinner, and after dinner
+Sir W. Warren came to me, and he and I in my closet about his last night's
+contract, and from thence to discourse of measuring of timber, wherein I
+made him see that I could understand the matter well, and did both learn
+of and teach him something. Creed being gone through my staying talking
+to him so long, I went alone by water down to Redriffe, and so to sit and
+talk with Sir W. Pen, where I did speak very plainly concerning my
+thoughts of Sir G. Carteret and Sir J. Minnes. So as it may cost me some
+trouble if he should tell them again, but he said as much or more to me
+concerning them both, which I may remember if ever it should come forth,
+and nothing but what is true and my real opinion of them, that they
+neither do understand to this day Creed's accounts, nor do deserve to be
+employed in their places without better care, but that the King had better
+give them greater salaries to stand still and do nothing. Thence coming
+home I was saluted by Bagwell and his wife (the woman I have a kindness
+for), and they would have me into their little house, which I was willing
+enough to, and did salute his wife. They had got wine for me, and I
+perceive live prettily, and I believe the woman a virtuous modest woman.
+Her husband walked through to Redriffe with me, telling me things that I
+asked of in the yard, and so by water home, it being likely to rain again
+to-night, which God forbid. To supper and to bed.
+
+18th. Up and to my office, where all the morning, and Sir J. Minnes and I
+did a little, and but a little business at the office. So I eat a bit of
+victuals at home, and so abroad to several places, as my bookseller's, and
+then to Thomson the instrument maker's to bespeak a ruler for my pocket
+for timber, &c., which I believe he will do to my mind. So to the Temple,
+Wardrobe, and lastly to Westminster Hall, where I expected some bands made
+me by Mrs. Lane, and while she went to the starchers for them, I staid at
+Mrs. Howlett's, who with her husband were abroad, and only their daughter
+(which I call my wife) was in the shop, and I took occasion to buy a pair
+of gloves to talk to her, and I find her a pretty spoken girl, and will
+prove a mighty handsome wench. I could love her very well. By and by
+Mrs. Lane comes, and my bands not being done she and I posted and met at
+the Crown in the Palace Yard, where we eat a chicken I sent for, and
+drank, and were mighty merry, and I had my full liberty of towzing her and
+doing what I would, but the last thing of all . . . . Of which I am
+heartily ashamed, but I do resolve never to do more so. But, Lord! to see
+what a mind she has to a husband, and how she showed me her hands to tell
+her her fortune, and every thing that she asked ended always whom and when
+she was to marry. And I pleased her so well, saying as. I know she would
+have me, and then she would say that she had been with all the artists in
+town, and they always told her the same things, as that she should live
+long, and rich, and have a good husband, but few children, and a great fit
+of sickness, and 20 other things, which she says she has always been told
+by others. Here I staid late before my bands were done, and then they
+came, and so I by water to the Temple, and thence walked home, all in a
+sweat with my tumbling of her and walking, and so a little supper and to
+bed, fearful of having taken cold.
+
+19th (Lord's day). Lay very long in pleasant dreams till Church time, and
+so up, and it being foul weather so that I cannot walk as I intended to
+meet my Cozen Roger at Thomas Pepys's house (whither he rode last night),
+to Hatcham, I went to church, where a sober Doctor made a good sermon. So
+home to dinner alone, and then to read a little, and so to church again,
+where the Scot made an ordinary sermon, and so home to my office, and
+there read over my vows and increased them by a vow against all strong
+drink till November next of any sort or quantity, by which I shall try how
+I can forbear it. God send it may not prejudice my health, and then I
+care not. Then I fell to read over a silly play writ by a person of
+honour (which is, I find, as much as to say a coxcomb), called "Love a la
+Mode,"' and that being ended, home, and played on my lute and sung psalms
+till bedtime, then to prayers and to bed.
+
+20th. Up and to my office, and then walked to Woolwich, reading Bacon's
+"Faber fortunae,"
+
+ [Pepys may here refer either to Essay XLI. (of Fortune) or to a
+ chapter' in the "Advancement of Learning." The sentence, "Faber
+ quisque fortunae propria," said to be by Appius Claudian, is quoted
+ more than once in the "De Augmentis Scientiarum," lib. viii., cap.
+ 2.]
+
+which the oftener I read the more I admire. There found Captain Cocke,
+and up and down to many places to look after matters, and so walked back
+again with him to his house, and there dined very finely. With much ado
+obtained an excuse from drinking of wine, and did only taste a drop of
+Sack which he had for his lady, who is, he fears, a little consumptive,
+and her beauty begins to want its colour. It was Malago Sack, which, he
+says, is certainly 30 years old, and I tasted a drop of it, and it was
+excellent wine, like a spirit rather than wine. Thence by water to the
+office, and taking some papers by water to White Hall and St. James's, but
+there being no meeting with the Duke to-day, I returned by water and down
+to Greenwich, to look after some blocks that I saw a load carried off by a
+cart from Woolwich, the King's Yard. But I could not find them, and so
+returned, and being heartily weary I made haste to bed, and being in bed
+made Will read and construe three or four Latin verses in the Bible, and
+chide him for forgetting his grammar. So to sleep, and sleep ill all the
+night, being so weary, and feverish with it.
+
+21st. And so lay long in the morning, till I heard people knock at my
+door, and I took it to be about 8 o'clock (but afterwards found myself a
+little mistaken), and so I rose and ranted at Will and the maid, and swore
+I could find my heart to kick them down stairs, which the maid mumbled at
+mightily. It was my brother, who staid and talked with me, his chief
+business being about his going about to build his house new at the top,
+which will be a great charge for him, and above his judgment. By and by
+comes Mr. Deane, of Woolwich, with his draught of a ship, and the bend and
+main lines in the body of a ship very finely, and which do please me
+mightily, and so am resolved to study hard, and learn of him to understand
+a body, and I find him a very pretty fellow in it, and rational, but a
+little conceited, but that's no matter to me. At noon, by my Lady
+Batten's desire, I went over the water to Mr. Castle's, who brings his
+wife home to his own house to-day, where I found a great many good old
+women, and my Lady, Sir W. Batten, and Sir J. Minnes. A good, handsome,
+plain dinner, and then walked in the garden; which is pleasant enough,
+more than I expected there, and so Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten, and I by
+water to the office, and there sat, and then I by water to the Temple
+about my law business, and back again home and wrote letters to my father
+and wife about my desire that they should observe the feast at Brampton,
+and have my Lady and the family, and so home to supper and bed, my head
+aching all the day from my last night's bad rest, and yesterday's
+distempering myself with over walking, and to-day knocking my head against
+a low door in Mr. Castle's house. This day the Parliament kept a fast for
+the present unseasonable weather.
+
+22nd. Up, and by and by comes my uncle Thomas, to whom I paid L10 for his
+last half year's annuity, and did get his and his son's hand and seal for
+the confirming to us Piggott's mortgage, which was forgot to be expressed
+in our late agreement with him, though intended, and therefore they might
+have cavilled at it, if they would. Thence abroad calling at several
+places upon some errands, among others to my brother Tom's barber and had
+my hair cut, while his boy played on the viallin, a plain boy, but has a
+very good genius, and understands the book very well, but to see what a
+shift he made for a string of red silk was very pleasant. Thence to my
+Lord Crew's. My Lord not being come home, I met and staid below with
+Captain Ferrers, who was come to wait upon my Lady Jemimah to St. James's,
+she being one of the four ladies that hold up the mantle at the
+christening this afternoon of the Duke's child (a boy). In discourse of
+the ladies at Court, Captain Ferrers tells me that my Lady Castlemaine is
+now as great again as ever she was; and that her going away was only a fit
+of her own upon some slighting words of the King, so that she called for
+her coach at a quarter of an hour's warning, and went to Richmond; and the
+King the next morning, under pretence of going a-hunting, went to see her
+and make friends, and never was a-hunting at all. After which she came
+back to Court, and commands the King as much as ever, and hath and doth
+what she will. No longer ago than last night, there was a private
+entertainment made for the King and Queen at the Duke of Buckingham's, and
+she: was not invited: but being at my Lady Suffolk's, her aunt's (where my
+Lady Jemimah and Lord Sandwich dined) yesterday, she was heard to say,
+"Well; much good may it do them, and for all that I will be as merry as
+they:" and so she went home and caused a great supper to be prepared. And
+after the King had been with the Queen at Wallingford House, he came to my
+Lady Castlemaine's, and was there all night, and my Lord Sandwich with
+him, which was the reason my Lord lay in town all night, which he has not
+done a great while before. He tells me he believes that, as soon as the
+King can get a husband for Mrs. Stewart however, my Lady Castlemaine's
+nose will be out of joynt; for that she comes to be in great esteem, and
+is more handsome than she. I found by his words that my Lord Sandwich
+finds some pleasure in the country where he now is, whether he means one
+of the daughters of the house or no I know not, but hope the contrary,
+that he thinks he is very well pleased with staying there, but yet upon
+breaking up of the Parliament, which the King by a message to-day says
+shall be on Monday next, he resolves to go. Ned Pickering, the coxcomb,
+notwithstanding all his hopes of my Lord's assistance, wherein I am sorry
+to hear my Lord has much concerned himself, is defeated of the place he
+expected under the Queen. He came hither by and by and brought some
+jewells for my Lady Jem. to put on, with which and her other clothes she
+looks passing well. I staid and dined with my Lord Crew, who whether he
+was not so well pleased with me as he used to be, or that his head was
+full of business, as I believe it was, he hardly spoke one word to me all
+dinner time, we dining alone, only young Jack Crew, Sir Thomas's son, with
+us. After dinner I bade him farewell. Sir Thomas I hear has gone this
+morning ill to bed, so I had no mind to see him. Thence homewards, and in
+the way first called at Wotton's, the shoemaker's, who tells me the reason
+of Harris's' going from Sir Wm. Davenant's house, that he grew very proud
+and demanded L20 for himself extraordinary, more than Betterton or any
+body else, upon every new play, and L10 upon every revive; which with
+other things Sir W. Davenant would not give him, and so he swore he would
+never act there more, in expectation of being received in the other House;
+but the King will not suffer it, upon Sir W. Davenant's desire that he
+would not, for then he might shut up house, and that is true. He tells me
+that his going is at present a great loss to the House, and that he fears
+he hath a stipend from the other House privately. He tells the that the
+fellow grew very proud of late, the King and every body else crying him up
+so high, and that above Betterton, he being a more ayery man, as he is
+indeed. But yet Betterton, he says, they all say do act: some parts that
+none but himself can do. Thence to my bookseller's, and found my
+Waggoners done. The very binding cost me 14s., but they are well done,
+and so with a porter home with them, and so by water to Ratcliffe, and
+there went to speak with Cumberford the platt-maker, and there saw his
+manner of working, which is very fine and laborious. So down to Deptford,
+reading Ben Jonson's "Devil is an asse," and so to see Sir W. Pen, who I
+find walking out of doors a little, but could not stand long; but in doors
+and I with him, and staid a great while talking, I taking a liberty to
+tell him my thoughts in things of the office; that when he comes abroad
+again, he may know what to think of me, and to value me as he ought.
+Walked home as I used to do, and being weary, and after some discourse
+with Mr. Barrow, who came to see and take his leave of me, he being
+to-morrow to set out toward the Isle of Man, I went to bed. This day I
+hear that the Moores have made some attaques upon the outworks of Tangier;
+but my Lord Tiviott; with the loss of about 200 men, did beat them off,
+and killed many of them. To-morrow the King and Queen for certain go down
+to Tunbridge. But the King comes hack again against Monday to raise the
+Parliament.
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, and thence by information from, Mr. Ackworth I
+went down to Woolwich, and mustered the three East India ships that lie
+there, believing that there is great-juggling between the Pursers and
+Clerks of the Cheque in cheating the King of the wages and victuals of men
+that do not give attendance, and I found very few on board. So to the
+yard, and there mustered the yard, and found many faults, and discharged
+several fellows that were absent from their business. I staid also at Mr.
+Ackworth's desire at dinner with him and his wife, and there was a simple
+fellow, a gentleman I believe of the Court, their kinsmen, that threatened
+me I could have little discourse or begin, acquaintance with Ackworth's
+wife, and so after dinner away, with all haste home, and there found Sir
+J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten at the office, and by Sir W. Batten's
+testimony and Sir G. Carteret's concurrence was forced to consent to a
+business of Captain Cocke's timber, as bad as anything we have lately
+disputed about, and all through Mr. Coventry's not being with us. So up
+and to supper with Sir W. Batten upon a soused mullett, very good meat,
+and so home and to bed.
+
+24th. Up pretty early (though of late I have been faulty by an hour or
+two every morning of what I should do) and by water to the Temple, and
+there took leave of my cozen Roger Pepys, who goes out of town to-day. So
+to Westminster Hall, and there at Mrs. Michell's shop sent for beer and
+sugar and drink, and made great cheer with it among her and Mrs. Howlett,
+her neighbour, and their daughters, especially Mrs. Howlett's daughter,
+Betty, which is a pretty girl, and one I have long called wife, being, I
+formerly thought, like my own wife. After this good neighbourhood, which
+I do to give them occasion of speaking well and commending me in some
+company that now and then I know comes to their shop, I went to the Six
+clerks' office, and there had a writ for Tom Trice, and paid 20s. for it
+to Wilkinson, and so up and down to many places, among others to the viall
+maker's, and there saw the head, which now pleases me mightily, and so
+home, and being sent for presently to Mr. Bland's, where Mr. Povy and
+Gauden and I were invited to dinner, which we had very finely and great
+plenty, but for drink, though many and good, I drank nothing but small
+beer and water, which I drank so much that I wish it may not do me hurt.
+They had a kinswoman, they call daughter, in the house, a short, ugly,
+red-haired slut, that plays upon the virginalls, and sings, but after such
+a country manner I was weary of it, but yet could not but commend it. So
+by and by after dinner comes Monsr. Gotier, who is beginning to teach her,
+but, Lord! what a droll fellow it is to make her hold open her mouth, and
+telling this and that so drolly would make a man burst, but himself I
+perceive sings very well. Anon we sat dawn again to a collacon of
+cheesecakes, tarts, custards, and such like, very handsome, and so up and
+away home, where I at the office a while, till disturbed by, Mr. Hill, of
+Cambridge, with whom I walked in the garden a while, and thence home and
+then in my dining room walked, talking of several matters of state till 11
+at night, giving him a glass of wine. I was not unwilling to hear him
+talk, though he is full of words, yet a man of large conversation,
+especially among the Presbyters and Independents; he tells me that
+certainly, let the Bishops alone, and they will ruin themselves, and he is
+confident that the King's declaration about two years since will be the
+foundation of the settlement of the Church some time or other, for the
+King will find it hard to banish all those that will appear Nonconformists
+upon this Act that is coming out against them. He being gone, I to bed.
+
+25th. Up and to my office setting papers in order for these two or three
+days, in which I have been hindered a little, and then having intended
+this day to go to Banstead Downs to see a famous race, I sent Will to get
+himself ready to go with me, and I also by and by home and put on my
+riding suit, and being ready came to the office to Sir J. Minnes and Sir
+W. Batten, and did a little of course at the office this morning, and so
+by boat to White Hall, where I hear that the race is put off, because the
+Lords do sit in Parliament to-day. However, having appointed Mr. Creed to
+come to me to Fox Hall, I went over thither, and after some debate, Creed
+and I resolved to go to Clapham, to Mr. Gauden's, who had sent his coach
+to their place for me because I was to have my horse of him to go to the
+race. So I went thither by coach and my Will by horse with me; Mr. Creed
+he went over back again to Westminster to fetch his horse. When I came to
+Mr. Gauden's one first thing was to show me his house, which is almost
+built, wherein he and his family live. I find it very regular and finely
+contrived, and the gardens and offices about it as convenient and as full
+of good variety as ever I saw in my life. It is true he hath been
+censured for laying out so much money; but he tells me that he built it
+for his brother, who is since dead (the Bishop), who when he should come
+to be Bishop of Winchester, which he was promised (to which bishoprick at
+present there is no house), he did intend to dwell here. Besides, with
+the good husbandry in making his bricks and other things I do not think it
+costs him so much money as people think and discourse. By and by to
+dinner, and in comes Mr. Creed. I saluted Mr. Gauden's lady, and the
+young ladies, he having many pretty children, and his sister, the Bishop's
+widow; who was, it seems, Sir W. Russel's daughter, the Treasurer of the
+Navy; who by her discourse at dinner I find to be very well-bred, and a
+woman of excellent discourse, even so much as to have my attention all
+dinner with much more pleasure than I did give to Mr. Creed, whose
+discourse was mighty merry in inveighing at Mr. Gauden's victuals that
+they had at sea the last voyage that he prosecuted, till methought the
+woman began to take it seriously. After dinner by Mr. Gauden's motion we
+got Mrs. Gauden and her sister to sing to a viall, on which Mr. Gauden's
+eldest son (a pretty man, but a simple one methinks) played but very
+poorly, and the musique bad, but yet I commended it. Only I do find that
+the ladies have been taught to sing and do sing well now, but that the
+viall puts them out. I took the viall and played some things from one of
+their books, Lyra lessons, which they seemed to like well. Thus we pass
+an hour or two after dinner and towards the evening we bade them Adieu!
+and took horse; being resolved that, instead of the race which fails us,
+we would go to Epsum. So we set out, and being gone a little way I sent
+home Will to look to the house, and Creed and I rode forward; the road
+being full of citizens going and coming toward Epsum, where, when we came,
+we could hear of no lodging, the town so full; but which was better, I
+went towards Ashted, my old place of pleasure; and there by direction of
+one goodman Arthur, whom we met on the way, we went to Farmer Page's, at
+which direction he and I made good sport, and there we got a lodging in a
+little hole we could not stand upright in, but rather than go further to
+look we staid there, and while supper was getting ready I took him to walk
+up and down behind my cozen Pepys's house that was, which I find comes
+little short of what I took it to be when I was a little boy, as things
+use commonly to appear greater than then when one comes to be a man and
+knows more, and so up and down in the closes, which I know so well
+methinks, and account it good fortune that I lie here that I may have
+opportunity to renew my old walks. It seems there is one Mr. Rouse, they
+call him the Queen's Tailor, that lives there now. So to our lodging to
+supper, and among other meats had a brave dish of cream, the best I ever
+eat in my life, and with which we pleased ourselves much, and by and by to
+bed, where, with much ado yet good sport, we made shift to lie, but with
+little ease, and a little spaniel by us, which has followed us all the
+way, a pretty dogg, and we believe that follows my horse, and do belong to
+Mrs. Gauden, which we, therefore, are very careful of.
+
+26th (Lord's-day). Up and to the Wells,
+
+ [Epsom medicinal wells were discovered about 1618, but they did not
+ become fashionable until the Restoration. John Toland, in his
+ "Description of Epsom," says that he often counted seventy coaches in
+ the Ring (the present racecourse on the Downs) on a Sunday evening;
+ but by the end of the eighteenth century Epsom had entirely lost its
+ vogue.]
+
+where great store of citizens, which was the greatest part of the company,
+though there were some others of better quality. I met many that I knew,
+and we drank each of us two pots and so walked away, it being very
+pleasant to see how everybody turns up his tail, here one and there
+another, in a bush, and the women in their quarters the like. Thence I
+walked with Creed to Mr. Minnes's house, which has now a very good way
+made to it, and thence to Durdans and walked round it and within the Court
+Yard and to the Bowling-green, where I have seen so much mirth in my time;
+but now no family in it (my Lord Barkeley, whose it is, being with his
+family at London), and so up and down by Minnes's wood, with great
+pleasure viewing my old walks, and where Mrs. Hely and I did use to walk
+and talk, with whom I had the first sentiments of love and pleasure in
+woman's company, discourse, and taking her by the hand, she being a pretty
+woman. So I led him to Ashted Church (by the place where Peter, my
+cozen's man, went blindfold and found a certain place we chose for him
+upon a wager), where we had a dull Doctor, one Downe, worse than I think
+even parson King was, of whom we made so much scorn, and after sermon
+home, and staid while our dinner, a couple of large chickens, were
+dressed, and a good mess of cream, which anon we had with good content,
+and after dinner (we taking no notice of other lodgers in the house,
+though there was one that I knew, and knew and spoke to me, one Mr. Rider,
+a merchant), he and I to walk, and I led him to the pretty little wood
+behind my cozens house, into which we got at last by clambering, and our
+little dog with us, but when we were among the hazel trees and bushes,
+Lord! what a course did we run for an hour together, losing ourselves, and
+indeed I despaired I should ever come to any path, but still from thicket
+to thicket, a thing I could hardly have believed a man could have been
+lost so long in so small a room. At last I found out a delicate walk in
+the middle that goes quite through the wood, and then went out of the
+wood, and holloed Mr. Creed, and made him hunt me from place to place, and
+at last went in and called him into my fine walk, the little dog still
+hunting with us through the wood. In this walk being all bewildered and
+weary and sweating, Creed he lay down upon the ground, which I did a
+little, but I durst not long, but walked from him in the fine green walk,
+which is half a mile long, there reading my vows as I used to on Sundays.
+And after that was done, and going and lying by Creed an hour, he and I
+rose and went to our lodging and paid our reckoning, and so mounted,
+whether to go toward London home or to find a new lodging, and so rode
+through Epsum, the whole town over, seeing the various companys that were
+there walking; which was very pleasant to see how they are there without
+knowing almost what to do, but only in the morning to drink waters. But,
+Lord! to see how many I met there of citizens, that I could not have
+thought to have seen there, or that they had ever had it in their heads or
+purses to go down thither. We rode out of the town through Yowell beyond
+Nonesuch House a mile, and there our little dogg, as he used to do, fell
+a-running after a flock of sheep feeding on the common, till he was out of
+sight, and then endeavoured to come back again, and went to the last gate
+that he parted with us at, and there the poor thing mistakes our scent,
+instead of coming forward he hunts us backward, and runs as hard as he
+could drive back towards Nonesuch, Creed and I after him, and being by
+many told of his going that way and the haste he made, we rode still and
+passed him through Yowell, and there we lost any further information of
+him. However, we went as far as Epsum almost, hearing nothing of him, we
+went back to Yowell, and there was told that he did pass through the town.
+We rode back to Nonesuch to see whether he might be gone back again, but
+hearing nothing we with great trouble and discontent for the loss of our
+dogg came back once more to Yowell, and there set up our horses and selves
+for all night, employing people to look for the dogg in the town, but can
+hear nothing of him. However, we gave order for supper, and while that
+was dressing walked out through Nonesuch Park to the house, and there
+viewed as much as we could of the outside, and looked through the great
+gates, and found a noble court; and altogether believe it to have been a
+very noble house, and a delicate park about it, where just now there was a
+doe killed, for the King to carry up to Court. So walked back again, and
+by and by our supper being ready, a good leg of mutton boiled, we supped
+and to bed, upon two beds in the same room, wherein we slept most
+excellently all night.
+
+27th. Up in the morning about 7 o'clock, and after a little study,
+resolved of riding to the Wells to look for our dogg, which we did, but
+could hear nothing; but it being much a warmer day than yesterday there
+was great store of gallant company, more than then, to my greater
+pleasure. There was at a distance, under one of the trees on the common,
+a company got together that sung. I, at the distance, and so all the rest
+being a quarter of a mile off, took them for the Waytes, so I rode up to
+them, and found them only voices, some citizens met by chance, that sung
+four or five parts excellently. I have not been more pleased with a snapp
+of musique, considering the circumstances of the time and place, in all
+my life anything so pleasant. We drank each of us, three cupps, and so,
+after riding up to the horsemen upon the hill, where they were making of
+matches to run, we went away and to Yowell, where we found our breakfast,
+the remains of our supper last night hashed, and by and by, after the
+smith had set on two new shoes to Creed's horse, we mounted, and with
+little discourse, I being intent upon getting home in time, we rode hard
+home, observing Mr. Gauden's house, but not calling there (it being too
+late for me to stay, and wanting their dog too). The house stands very
+finely, and has a graceful view to the highway. Set up our horses at Fox
+Hall, and I by water (observing the King's barge attending his going to
+the House this day) home, it being about one o'clock. So got myself ready
+and shifting myself, and so by water to Westminster, and there came most
+luckily to the Lords' House as the House of Commons were going into the
+Lord's House, and there I crowded in along with the Speaker, and got to
+stand close behind him, where he made his speech to the King (who sat with
+his crown on and robes, and so all the Lords in their robes, a fine
+sight); wherein he told his Majesty what they have done this Parliament,
+and now offered for his royall consent. The greatest matters were a bill
+for the Lord's day (which it seems the Lords have lost, and so cannot be
+passed, at which the Commons are displeased); the bills against
+Conventicles and Papists (but it seems the Lords have not passed them),
+and giving his Majesty four entire subsidys; which last, with about twenty
+smaller Acts, were passed with this form: The Clerk of the House reads the
+title of the bill, and then looks at the end and there finds (writ by the
+King I suppose) "Le Roy le veult," and that he reads. And to others he
+reads, "Soit fait comme vous desirez." And to the Subsidys, as well that
+for the Commons, I mean the layety, as for the Clergy, the King writes,
+"Le Roy remerciant les Seigneurs, &c., Prelats, &c., accepte leur
+benevolences." The Speaker's speech was far from any oratory, but was as
+plain (though good matter) as any thing could be, and void of elocution.
+After the bills passed, the King, sitting on his throne, with his speech
+writ in a paper which he held in his lap, and scarce looked off of it, I
+thought, all the time he made his speech to them, giving them thanks for
+their subsidys, of which, had he not need, he would not have asked or
+received them; and that need, not from any extravagancys of his, he was
+sure, in any thing, but the disorders of the times compelling him to be at
+greater charge than he hoped for the future, by their care in their
+country, he should be: and that for his family expenses and others, he
+would labour however to retrench in many things convenient, and would have
+all others to do so too. He desired that nothing of old faults should be
+remembered, or severity for the same used to any in the country, it being
+his desire to have all forgot as well as forgiven. But, however, to use
+all care in suppressing any tumults, &c.; assuring them that the restless
+spirits of his and their adversaries have great expectations of something
+to be done this summer. And promised that though the Acts about
+Conventicles and Papists were not ripe for passing this Session, yet he
+would take care himself that neither of them should in this intervall be
+encouraged to the endangering of the peace; and that at their next meeting
+he would himself prepare two bills for them concerning them. So he
+concluded, that for the better proceeding of justice he did think fit to
+make this a Session, and to prorogue them to the 16th of March next. His
+speech was very plain, nothing at all of spirit in it, nor spoke with any;
+but rather on the contrary imperfectly, repeating many times his words
+though he read all which I was sorry to see, it having not been hard for
+him to have got all the speech without book. So they all went away, the
+King out of the House at the upper end, he being by and by to go to
+Tunbridge to the Queen; and I in the Painted Chamber spoke with my Lord
+Sandwich while he was putting off his robes, who tells me he will now
+hasten down into the country, as soon as he can get some money settled on
+the Wardrobe. Here meeting Creed, he and I down to the Hall, and I having
+at Michell's shop wrote a little letter to Mr. Gauden, to go with his
+horse, and excusing my not taking leave or so much as asking after the old
+lady the widow when we came away the other day from them, he and I over
+the water to Fox Hall, and there sent away the horse with my letter, and
+then to the new Spring Garden, walking up and down, but things being dear
+and little attendance to be had we went away, leaving much brave company
+there, and so to a less house hard by, where we liked very well their
+Codlin tarts, having not time, as we intended, to stay the getting ready
+of a dish of pease. And there came to us an idle boy to show us some
+tumbling tricks, which he did very well, and the greatest bending of his
+body that ever I observed in my life. Thence by water to White Hall, and
+walked over the Park to St. James's; but missed Mr. Coventry, he not being
+within; and so out again, and there the Duke was coming along the
+Pell-Mell. It being a little darkish, I staid not to take notice of him,
+but we went directly back again. And in our walk over the Park, one of
+the Duke's footmen came running behind us, and came looking just in our
+faces to see who we were, and went back again. What his meaning is I know
+not, but was fearful that I might not go far enough with my hat off,
+though methinks that should not be it, besides, there were others covered
+nearer than myself was, but only it was my fear. So to White Hall and by
+water to the Bridge, and so home to bed, weary and well pleased with my
+journey in all respects. Only it cost me about 20s., but it was for my
+health, and I hope will prove so, only I do find by my riding a little
+swelling to rise just by my anus. I had the same the last time I rode,
+and then it fell again, and now it is up again about the bigness of the
+bag of a silkworm, makes me fearful of a rupture. But I will speak to Mr.
+Hollyard about it, and I am glad to find it now, that I may prevent it
+before it goes too far.
+
+28th. Up after sleeping very well, and so to my office setting down the
+Journall of this last three days, and so settled to business again, I hope
+with greater cheerfulness and success by this refreshment. At the office
+all the morning, and at noon to Wise's about my viall that is a-doing, and
+so home to dinner and then to the office, where we sat all the afternoon
+till night, and I late at it till after the office was risen. Late came
+my Jane and her brother Will: to entreat for my taking of the boy again,
+but I will not hear her, though I would yet be glad to do anything for her
+sake to the boy, but receive him again I will not, nor give him anything.
+She would have me send him to sea; which if I could I would do, but there
+is no ship going out. The poor girl cried all the time she was with me,
+and would not go from me, staying about two hours with me till 10 or 11
+o'clock, expecting that she might obtain something of me, but receive him
+I will not. So the poor girl was fain to go away crying and saying
+little. So from thence home, where my house of office was emptying, and I
+find they will do, it with much more cleanness than I expected. I went up
+and down among them a good while, but knowing that Mr. Coventry was to
+call me in the morning, I went to bed and left them to look after the
+people. So to bed.
+
+29th. Up about 6 o'clock, and found the people to have just done, and
+Hannah not gone to bed yet, but was making clean of the yard and kitchen.
+Will newly gone to bed. So I to my office, and having given some order to
+Tom Hater, to whom I gave leave for his recreation to go down to
+Portsmouth this Pay, I went down to Wapping to Sir W. Warren, and there
+staid an hour or two discoursing of some of his goods and then things in
+general relating to this office, &c., and so home, and there going to Sir
+William Batten (having no stomach to dine at home, it being yet hardly
+clean of last night's [mess])and there I dined with my Lady and her
+daughter and son Castle, and mighty kind she is and I kind to her, but,
+Lord! how freely and plainly she rails against Commissioner Pett, calling
+him rogue, and wondering that the King keeps such a fellow in the Navy.
+Thence by and by walked to see Sir W. Pen at Deptford, reading by the way
+a most ridiculous play, a new one, called "The Politician Cheated." After
+a little sitting with him I walked to the yard a little and so home again,
+my Will with me, whom I bade to stay in the yard for me, and so to bed.
+This morning my brother Tom was with me, and we had some discourse again
+concerning his country mistress, but I believe the most that is fit for us
+to condescend to, will not content her friends.
+
+30th. Up and to the office to get business ready for our sitting, this
+being the first day of altering it from afternoon during the Parliament
+sitting to the fore-noon again. By and by Mr. Coventry only came (Sir
+John Minnes and Sir William Batten being gone this morning to Portsmouth
+to pay some ships and the yard there), and after doing a little business
+he and I down to Woolwich, and there up and down the yard, and by and by
+came Sir G. Carteret and we all looked into matters, and then by water
+back to Deptford, where we dined with him at his house, a very good dinner
+and mightily tempted with wines of all sorts and brave French Syder, but I
+drunk none. But that which is a great wonder I find his little daughter
+Betty, that was in hanging sleeves but a month or two ago, and is a very
+little young child; married, and to whom, but to young Scott, son to Madam
+Catharine Scott, that was so long in law, and at whose triall I was with
+her husband; he pleading that it was unlawfully got and would not own it,
+she, it seems, being brought to bed of it, if not got by somebody else at
+Oxford, but it seems a little before his death he did own the child, and
+hath left him his estate, not long since. So Sir G. Carteret hath struck
+up of a sudden a match with him for his little daughter. He hath about
+L2000 per annum; and it seems Sir G. Carteret hath by this means
+over-reached Sir H. Bennet, who did endeavour to get this gentleman for a
+sister of his, but Sir G. Carteret I say has over-reached him. By this
+means Sir G. Carteret hath married two daughters this year both very well.
+After dinner into Deptford yard, but our bellies being full we could do no
+great business, and so parted, and Mr. Coventry and I to White Hall by
+water, where we also parted, and I to several places about business, and
+so calling for my five books of the Variorum print bound according to my
+common binding instead of the other which is more gaudy I went home. The
+town talk this day is of nothing but the great foot-race run this day on
+Banstead Downes, between Lee, the Duke of Richmond's footman, and a tyler,
+a famous runner. And Lee hath beat him; though the King and Duke of York
+and all men almost did bet three or four to one upon the tyler's head.
+
+31st. Up early to my accounts this month, and I find myself worth clear
+L730, the most I ever had yet, which contents me though I encrease but
+very little. Thence to my office doing business, and at noon to my viall
+maker's, who has begun it and has a good appearance, and so to the
+Exchange, where I met Dr. Pierce, who tells me of his good luck to get to
+be groom of the Privy-Chamber to the Queen, and without my Lord Sandwich's
+help; but only by his good fortune, meeting a man that hath let him have
+his right for a small matter, about L60, for which he can every day have
+L400. But he tells me my Lord hath lost much honour in standing so long
+and so much for that coxcomb Pickering, and at last not carrying it for
+him; but hath his name struck out by the King and Queen themselves after
+he had been in ever since the Queen's coming. But he tells me he believes
+that either Sir H. Bennet, my Lady Castlemaine, or Sir Charles Barkeley
+had received some money for the place, and so the King could not
+disappoint them, but was forced to put out this fool rather than a better
+man. And I am sorry to hear what he tells me that Sir Charles Barkeley
+hath still such power over the King, as to be able to fetch him from the
+Council-table to my Lady Castlemaine when he pleases. He tells me also,
+as a friend, the great injury that he thinks I do myself by being so
+severe in the Yards, and contracting the ill-will of the whole Navy for
+those offices, singly upon myself. Now I discharge a good conscience
+therein, and I tell him that no man can (nor do he say any say it) charge
+me with doing wrong; but rather do as many good offices as any man. They
+think, he says, that I have a mind to get a good name with the King and
+Duke, who he tells me do not consider any such thing; but I shall have as
+good thanks to let all alone, and do as the rest. But I believe the
+contrary; and yet I told him I never go to the Duke alone, as others do,
+to talk of my own services. However, I will make use of his council, and
+take some course to prevent having the single ill-will of the office.
+Before I went to the office I went to the Coffee House, where Sir J.
+Cutler and Mr. Grant were, and there Mr. Grant showed me letters of Sir
+William Petty's, wherein he says, that his vessel which he hath built upon
+two keeles (a modell whereof, built for the King, he showed me) hath this
+month won a wager of L50 in sailing between Dublin and Holyhead with the
+pacquett-boat, the best ship or vessel the King hath there; and he offers
+to lay with any vessel in the world. It is about thirty ton in burden,
+and carries thirty men, with good accommodation, (as much more as any ship
+of her burden,) and so any vessel of this figure shall carry more men,
+with better accommodation by half, than any other ship. This carries also
+ten guns, of about five tons weight. In their coming back from Holyhead
+they started together, and this vessel came to Dublin by five at night,
+and the pacquett-boat not before eight the next morning; and when they
+came they did believe that, this vessel had been drowned, or at least
+behind, not thinking she could have lived in that sea. Strange things are
+told of this vessel, and he concludes his letter with this position, "I
+only affirm that the perfection of sayling lies in my principle, finde it
+out who can." Thence home, in my way meeting Mr. Rawlinson, who tells me
+that my uncle Wight is off of his Hampshire purchase and likes less of the
+Wights, and would have me to be kind and study to please him, which I am
+resolved to do. Being at home he sent for me to dinner to meet Mr. Moore,
+so I went thither and dined well, but it was strange for me to refuse, and
+yet I did without any reluctancy to drink wine in a tavern, where nothing
+else almost was drunk, and that excellent good. Thence with Mr. Moore to
+the Wardrobe, and there sat while my Lord was private with Mr. Townsend
+about his accounts an hour or two, we reading of a merry book against the
+Presbyters called Cabbala, extraordinary witty. Thence walked home and to
+my office, setting papers of all sorts and writing letters and putting
+myself into a condition to go to Chatham with Mr. Coventry to-morrow. So,
+at almost 12 o'clock, and my eyes tired with seeing to write, I went home
+and to bed. Ending the month with pretty good content of mind, my wife in
+the country and myself in good esteem, and likely by pains to become
+considerable, I think, with God's blessing upon my diligence.
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ AUGUST
+ 1663
+
+Aug. 1st. Up betimes and got me ready, and so to the office and put
+things in order for my going. By and by comes Sir G. Carteret, and he and
+I did some business, and then Mr. Coventry sending for me, he staying in
+the boat, I got myself presently ready and down to him, he and I by water
+to Gravesend (his man Lambert with us), and there eat a bit and so
+mounted, I upon one of his horses which met him there, a brave proud
+horse, all the way talking of businesses of the office and other matters
+to good purpose. Being come to Chatham, we put on our boots and so walked
+to the yard, where we met Commissioner Pett, and there walked up and down
+looking and inquiring into many businesses, and in the evening went to the
+Commissioner's and there in his upper Arbor sat and talked, and there
+pressed upon the Commissioner to take upon him a power to correct and
+suspend officers that do not their duty and other things, which he
+unwillingly answered he would if we would own him in it. Being gone
+thence Mr. Coventry and I did discourse about him, and conclude that he is
+not able to do the same in that yard that he might and can and it maybe
+will do in another, what with his old faults and the relations that he has
+to most people that act there. After an hour or two's discourse at the
+Hill-house before going to bed, I see him to his and he me to my chamber,
+he lying in the Treasurer's and I in the Controller's chambers.
+
+2nd (Lord's day). Up and after the barber had done he and I walked to the
+Docke, and so on board the Mathias, where Commissioner Pett and he and I
+and a good many of the officers and others of the yard did hear an
+excellent sermon of Mr. Hudson's upon "All is yours and you are God's," a
+most ready, learned, and good sermon, such as I have not heard a good
+while, nor ever thought he could have preached. We took him with us to
+the Hill-house, and there we dined, and an officer or two with us. So
+after dinner the company withdrew, and we three to private discourse and
+laid the matters of the yard home again to the Commissioner, and
+discoursed largely of several matters. Then to the parish church, and
+there heard a poor sermon with a great deal of false Greek in it, upon
+these words, "Ye are my friends, if ye do these things which I command
+you." Thence to the Docke and by water to view St. Mary Creeke, but do
+not find it so proper for a wet docks as we would have it, it being uneven
+ground and hard in the bottom and no, great depth of water in many places.
+Returned and walked from the Docke home, Mr. Coventry and I very much
+troubled to see how backward Commissioner Pett is to tell any of the
+faults of the officers, and to see nothing in better condition here for
+his being here than they are in other yards where there is none. After
+some discourse to bed. But I sat up an hour after Mr. Coventry was gone
+to read my vows, it raining a wonderful hard showre about 11 at night for
+an hour together. So to bed.
+
+3rd. Up both of us very betimes and to the Yard, and see the men called
+over and choose some to be discharged. Then to the Ropehouses and viewed
+them all and made an experiment which was the stronger, English or Riga
+hemp, the latter proved the stronger, but the other is very good, and much
+better we believe than any but Riga. We did many other things this
+morning, and I caused the Timber measurer to measure some timber, where I
+found much fault and with reason, which we took public notice of, and did
+give them admonition for the time to come. At noon Mr. Pett did give us a
+very great dinner, too big in all conscience, so that most of it was left
+untouched. Here was Collonell Newman and several other gentlemen of the
+country and officers of the yard. After dinner they withdrew and
+Commissioner Pett, Mr. Coventry and I sat close to our business all the
+noon in his parler, and there run through much business and answered
+several people. And then in the evening walked in the garden, where we
+conjured him to look after the yard, and for the time to come that he
+would take the whole faults and ill management of the yard upon himself,
+he having full power and our concurrence to suspend or do anything else
+that he thinks fit to keep people and officers to their duty. He having
+made good promises, though I fear his performance, we parted (though I
+spoke so freely that he could have been angry) good friends, and in some
+hopes that matters will be better for the time to come. So walked to the
+Hillhouse (which we did view and the yard about it, and do think to put it
+off as soon as we can conveniently) and there made ourselves ready and
+mounted and rode to Gravesend (my riding Coate not being to be found I
+fear it is stole) on our way being overtaken by Captain Browne that serves
+the office of the Ordnance at Chatham. All the way, though he was a rogue
+and served the late times all along, yet he kept us in discourse of the
+many services that he did for many of the King's party, lords and Dukes,
+and among others he recovered a dog that was stolne from Mr. Cary
+(head-keeper of the buck-hounds to the King) and preserved several horses
+of the Duke of Richmond's, and his best horse he was forst to put out his
+eyes and keep him for a stallion to preserve him from being carried away.
+But he gone at last upon my enquiry to tell us how (he having been here
+too for survey of the Ropeyard) the day's work of the Rope-makers become
+settled, which pleased me very well. Being come to our Inn Mr. Coventry
+and I sat, and talked till 9 or 10 a-clock and then to bed.
+
+4th. We were called up about four a-clock, and being ready went and took
+a Gravesend boat, and to London by nine a-clock. By the way talking of
+several businesses of the navy. So to the office, where Sir Wm. Pen (the
+first time that he has been with us a great while, he having been long
+sick) met us, and there we sat all the morning. My brother John I find
+come to town to my house, as I sent for him, on Saturday last; so at noon
+home and dined with him, and after dinner and the barber been with me I
+walked out with him to my viall maker's and other places and then left
+him, and I by water to Blackbury's, and there talked with him about some
+masts (and by the way he tells me that Paul's is now going to be repaired
+in good earnest), and so with him to his garden close by his house, where
+I eat some peaches and apricots; a very pretty place. So over the water
+to Westminster hall, and not finding Mrs. Lane, with whom I purposed to be
+merry, I went to Jervas's and took him and his wife over the water to
+their mother Palmer's (the woman that speaks in the belly, and with whom I
+have two or three years ago made good sport with Mr. Mallard), thinking
+because I had heard that she is a woman of that sort that I might there
+have lit upon some lady of pleasure (for which God forgive me), but blest
+be God there was none, nor anything that pleased me, but a poor little
+house that she has set out as fine as she can, and for her singing which
+she pretends to is only some old body songs and those sung abominably,
+only she pretends to be able to sing both bass and treble, which she do
+something like, but not what I thought formerly and expected now; nor do
+her speaking in her belly take me now as it did then, but it may be that
+is because I know it and see her mouth when she speaks, which should not
+be. After I had spent a shilling there in wine I took boat with Jervas
+and his wife and set them at Westminster, and it being late forbore Mrs.
+Lane and went by water to the Old Swan by a boat, where I had good sport
+with one of the young men about his travells as far as Voxhall, in
+mockery, which yet the fellow answered me most prettily and traveller-like
+unto my very good mirth. So home, and with my brother eat a bit of bread
+and cheese, and so to bed, he with me. This day I received a letter from
+my wife, which troubles me mightily, wherein she tells me how Ashwell did
+give her the lie to her teeth, and that thereupon my wife giving her a box
+on the eare, the other struck her again, and a deal of stir which troubles
+me, and that my Lady has been told by my father or mother something of my
+wife's carriage, which altogether vexes me, and I fear I shall find a
+trouble of my wife when she comes home to get down her head again, but if
+Ashwell goes I am resolved to have no more, but to live poorly and low
+again for a good while, and save money and keep my wife within bounds if I
+can, or else I shall bid Adieu to all content in the world. So to bed, my
+mind somewhat disturbed at this, but yet I shall take care, by prudence,
+to avoid the ill consequences which I fear, things not being gone too far
+yet, and this height that my wife is come to being occasioned from my own
+folly in giving her too much head heretofore for the year past.
+
+5th. All the morning at the office, whither Deane of Woolwich came to me
+and discoursed of the body of ships, which I am now going about to
+understand, and then I took him to the coffee-house, where he was very
+earnest against Mr. Grant's report in favour of Sir W. Petty's vessel,
+even to some passion on both sides almost. So to the Exchange, and thence
+home to dinner with my brother, and in the afternoon to Westminster hall,
+and there found Mrs. Lane, and by and by by agreement we met at the
+Parliament stairs (in my way down to the boat who should meet us but my
+lady Jemimah, who saw me lead her but said nothing to me of her, though I
+ought to speak to her to see whether she would take notice of it or no)
+and off to Stangate and so to the King's Head at Lambeth marsh, and had
+variety of meats and drinks, but I did so towse her and handled her, but
+could get nothing more from her though I was very near it; but as wanton
+and bucksome as she is she dares not adventure upon the business, in which
+I very much commend and like her. Staid pretty late, and so over with her
+by water, and being in a great sweat with my towsing of her durst not go
+home by water, but took coach, and at home my brother and I fell upon Des
+Cartes, and I perceive he has studied him well, and I cannot find but he
+has minded his book, and do love it. This evening came a letter about
+business from Mr. Coventry, and with it a silver pen he promised me to
+carry inke in, which is very necessary. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+6th. Up and was angry with my maid Hannah for keeping the house no
+better, it being more dirty now-a-days than ever it was while my whole
+family was together. So to my office, whither Mr. Coventry came and Sir
+William Pen, and we sat all the morning. This day Mr. Coventry borrowed
+of me my manuscript of the Navy. At noon I to the 'Change, and meeting
+with Sir W. Warren, to a coffee-house, and there finished a contract with
+him for the office, and so parted, and I to my cozen Mary Joyce's at a
+gossiping, where much company and good cheer. There was the King's
+Falconer, that lives by Paul's, and his wife, an ugly pusse, but brought
+him money. He speaking of the strength of hawkes, which will strike a
+fowle to the ground with that force that shall make the fowle rebound a
+great way from ground, which no force of man or art can do, but it was
+very pleasant to hear what reasons he and another, one Ballard, a rich man
+of the same Company of Leathersellers of which the Joyces are, did give
+for this. Ballard's wife, a pretty and a very well-bred woman, I took
+occasion to kiss several times, and she to carve, drink, and show me great
+respect. After dinner to talk and laugh. I drank no wine, but sent for
+some water; the beer not being good. A fiddler was sent for, and there
+one Mrs. Lurkin, a neighbour, a good, and merry poor woman, but a very
+tall woman, did dance and show such tricks that made us all merry, but
+above all a daughter of Mr. Brumfield's, black, but well-shaped and
+modest, did dance very well, which pleased me mightily. I begun the
+Duchess with her, but could not do it; but, however, I came off well
+enough, and made mighty much of her, kissing and leading her home, with
+her cozen Anthony and Kate Joyce (Kate being very handsome and well, that
+is, handsomely dressed to-day, and I grew mighty kind and familiar with
+her, and kissed her soundly, which she takes very well) to their house,
+and there I left them, having in our way, though nine o'clock at night,
+carried them into a puppet play in Lincolnes Inn Fields, where there was
+the story of Holofernes, and other clockwork, well done. There was at
+this house today Mr. Lawrence, who did give the name, it seems, to my
+cozen Joyce's child, Samuel, who is a very civil gentleman, and his wife a
+pretty woman, who, with Kate Joyce, were stewards of the feast to-day, and
+a double share cost for a man and a woman came to 16s., which I also would
+pay, though they would not by any means have had me do so. I walked home
+very well contented with this afternoon's work, I thinking it convenient
+to keep in with the Joyces against a bad day, if I should have occasion to
+make use of them. So I walked home, and after a letter to my wife by the
+post and my father, I home to supper, and after a little talk with my
+brother to bed.
+
+7th. Up and to my office a little, and then to Brown's for my measuring
+rule, which is made, and is certainly the best and the most commodious for
+carrying in one's pocket, and most useful that ever was made, and myself
+have the honour of being as it were the inventor of this form of it. Here
+I staid discoursing an hour with him and then home, and thither came Sir
+Fairbrother to me, and we walked a while together in the garden and then
+abroad into the cittie, and then we parted for a while and I to my Viall,
+which I find done and once varnished, and it will please me very well when
+it is quite varnished. Thence home and to study my new rule till my head
+aked cruelly. So by and by to dinner and the Doctor and Mr. Creed came to
+me. The Doctor's discourse, which (though he be a very good-natured man)
+is but simple, was some sport to me and Creed, though my head akeing I
+took no great pleasure in it. We parted after dinner, and I walked to
+Deptford and there found Sir W. Pen, and I fell to measuring of some
+planks that was serving into the yard, which the people took notice of,
+and the measurer himself was amused at, for I did it much more ready than
+he, and I believe Sir W. Pen would be glad I could have done less or he
+more. By and by he went away and I staid walking up and down, discoursing
+with the officers of the yard of several things, and so walked back again,
+and on my way young Bagwell and his wife waylayd me to desire my favour
+about getting him a better ship, which I shall pretend to be willing to do
+for them, but my mind is to know his wife a little better. They being
+parted I went with Cadbury the mast maker to view a parcel of good masts
+which I think it were good to buy, and resolve to speak to the board about
+it. So home, and my brother John and I up and I to my musique, and then
+to discourse with him, and I find him not so thorough a philosopher, at
+least in Aristotle, as I took him for, he not being able to tell me the
+definition of final nor which of the 4 Qualitys belonged to each of the 4
+Elements. So to prayers, and to bed, among other things being much
+satisfied with my new rule.
+
+8th. Up and to my office, whither I search for Brown the mathematical
+instrument maker, who now brought me a ruler for measuring timber and
+other things so well done and in all things to my mind that I do set up my
+trust upon it that I cannot have a better, nor any man else have so good
+for this purpose, this being of my own ordering. By and by we sat all the
+morning dispatching of business, and then at noon rose, and I with Mr.
+Coventry down to the water-side, talking, wherein I see so much goodness
+and endeavours of doing the King service, that I do more and more admire
+him. It being the greatest trouble to me, he says, in the world to see
+not only in the Navy, but in the greatest matters of State, where he can
+lay his finger upon the soare (meaning this man's faults, and this man's
+office the fault lies in), and yet dare or can not remedy matters. Thence
+to the Exchange about several businesses, and so home to dinner, and in
+the afternoon took my brother John and Will down to Woolwich by water, and
+after being there a good while, and eating of fruit in Sheldon's garden,
+we began our walk back again, I asking many things in physiques of my
+brother John, to which he gives me so bad or no answer at all, as in the
+regions of the ayre he told me that he knew of no such thing, for he never
+read Aristotle's philosophy and Des Cartes ownes no such thing, which
+vexed me to hear him say. But I shall call him to task, and see what it
+is that he has studied since his going to the University. It was late
+before we could get from Greenwich to London by water, the tide being
+against us and almost past, so that to save time and to be clear of
+anchors I landed at Wapping, and so walked home weary enough, walking over
+the stones. This night Sir W. Batten and Sir J. Minnes returned [from]
+Portsmouth, but I did not go see them.
+
+9th (Lord's day). Up, and leaving my brother John to go somewhere else, I
+to church, and heard Mr. Mills (who is lately returned out of the country,
+and it seems was fetched in by many of the parishioners, with great
+state,) preach upon the authority of the ministers, upon these words, "We
+are therefore embassadors of Christ." Wherein, among other high
+expressions, he said, that such a learned man used to say, that if a
+minister of the word and an angell should meet him together, he would
+salute the minister first; which methought was a little too high. This
+day I begun to make use of the silver pen (Mr. Coventry did give me) in
+writing of this sermon, taking only the heads of it in Latin, which I
+shall, I think, continue to do. So home and at my office reading my
+vowes, and so to Sir W. Batten to dinner, being invited and sent for, and
+being willing to hear how they left things at Portsmouth, which I found
+but ill enough, and are mightily for a Commissioner to be at seat there to
+keep the yard in order. Thence in the afternoon with my Lady Batten,
+leading her through the streets by the hand to St. Dunstan's Church, hard
+by us (where by Mrs. Russell's means we were set well), and heard an
+excellent sermon of one Mr. Gifford, the parson there, upon "Remember
+Lot's wife." So from thence walked back to Mrs. Russell's, and there
+drank and sat talking a great while. Among other things talked of young
+Dawes that married the great fortune, who it seems has a Baronet's patent
+given him, and is now Sir Thos. Dawes, and a very fine bred man they say
+he is. Thence home, and my brother being abroad I walked to my uncle
+Wight's and there staid, though with little pleasure, and supped, there
+being the husband of Mrs. Anne Wight, who it seems is lately married to
+one Mr. Bentley, a Norwich factor. Home, and staid up a good while
+examining Will in his Latin below, and my brother along with him in his
+Greeke, and so to prayers and to bed. This afternoon I was amused at the
+tune set to the Psalm by the Clerke of the parish, and thought at first
+that he was out, but I find him to be a good songster, and the parish
+could sing it very well, and was a good tune. But I wonder that there
+should be a tune in the Psalms that I never heard of.
+
+10th. Up, though not so early this summer as I did all the last, for
+which I am sorry, and though late am resolved to get up betimes before the
+season of rising be quite past. To my office to fit myself to wait on the
+Duke this day. By and by by water to White Hall, and so to St. James's,
+and anon called into the Duke's chamber, and being dressed we were all as
+usual taken in with him and discoursed of our matters, and that being
+done, he walked, and I in the company with him, to White Hall, and there
+he took barge for Woolwich, and, I up to the Committee of Tangier, where
+my Lord Sandwich, pay Lord Peterborough, (whom I have not seen before
+since his coming back,) Sir W. Compton, and Mr. Povy. Our discourse about
+supplying my Lord Teviott with money, wherein I am sorry to see, though
+they do not care for him, yet they are willing to let him for civility and
+compliment only have money almost without expecting any account of it; but
+by this means, he being such a cunning fellow as he is, the King is like
+to pay dear for our courtiers' ceremony. Thence by coach with my Lords
+Peterborough and Sandwich to my Lord Peterborough's house; and there,
+after an hour's looking over some fine books of the Italian buildings,
+with fine cuts; and also my Lord Peterborough's bowes and arrows, of which
+he is a great lover, we sat down to dinner, my Lady coming down to dinner
+also, and there being Mr. Williamson, that belongs to Sir H. Bennet, whom
+I find a pretty understanding and accomplished man, but a little
+conceited. After dinner I took leave and went to Greatorex's, whom I
+found in his garden, and set him to work upon my ruler, to engrave an
+almanac and other things upon the brasses of it, which a little before
+night he did, but the latter part he slubbered over, that I must get him
+to do it over better, or else I shall not fancy my rule, which is such a
+folly that I am come to now, that whereas before my delight was in
+multitude of books, and spending money in that and buying alway of other
+things, now that I am become a better husband, and have left off buying,
+now my delight is in the neatness of everything, and so cannot be pleased
+with anything unless it be very neat, which is a strange folly. Hither
+came W. Howe about business, and he and I had a great deal of discourse
+about my Lord Sandwich, and I find by him that my Lord do dote upon one of
+the daughters of Mrs. [Becke] where he lies, so that he spends his time
+and money upon her. He tells me she is a woman of a very bad fame and
+very impudent, and has told my Lord so, yet for all that my Lord do spend
+all his evenings with her, though he be at court in the day time, and that
+the world do take notice of it, and that Pickering is only there as a
+blind, that the world may think that my Lord spends his time with him when
+he do worse, and that hence it is that my Lord has no more mind to go into
+the country than he has. In fine, I perceive my Lord is dabbling with
+this wench, for which I am sorry, though I do not wonder at it, being a
+man amorous enough, and now begins to allow himself the liberty that he
+says every body else at Court takes. Here I am told that my Lord Bristoll
+is either fled or concealed himself; having been sent for to the King, it
+is believed to be sent to the Tower, but he is gone out of the way.
+Yesterday, I am told also, that Sir J. Lenthall, in Southwarke, did
+apprehend about one hundred Quakers, and other such people, and hath sent
+some of them to the gaole at Kingston, it being now the time of the
+Assizes. Hence home and examined a piece of, Latin of Will's with my
+brother, and so to prayers and to bed. This evening I had a letter from
+my father that says that my wife will come to town this week, at which I
+wonder that she should come to town without my knowing more of it. But I
+find they have lived very ill together since she went, and I must use all
+the brains I have to bring her to any good when she do come home, which I
+fear will be hard to do, and do much disgust me the thoughts of it.
+
+11th. Up and to my office, whither, by and by, my brother Tom came, and I
+did soundly rattle him for his neglecting to see and please the Joyces as
+he has of late done. I confess I do fear that he do not understand his
+business, nor will do any good in his trade, though he tells me that he do
+please every body and that he gets money, but I shall not believe it till
+I see a state of his accounts, which I have ordered him to bring me before
+he sees me any more. We met and sat at the office all the morning, and at
+noon I to the 'Change, where I met Dr. Pierce, who tells me that the King
+comes to towne this day, from Tunbridge, to stay a day or two, and then
+fetch the Queen from thence, who he says is grown a very debonnaire lady,
+and now hugs him, and meets him gallopping upon the road, and all the
+actions of a fond and pleasant lady that can be, that he believes has a
+chat now and then of Mrs. Stewart, but that there is no great danger of
+her, she being only an innocent, young, raw girl; but my Lady Castlemaine,
+who rules the King in matters of state, and do what she list with him, he
+believes is now falling quite out of favour. After the Queen is come back
+she goes to the Bath; and so to Oxford, where great entertainments are
+making for her. This day I am told that my Lord Bristoll hath warrants
+issued out against him, to have carried him to the Tower; but he is fled
+away, or hid himself. So much the Chancellor hath got the better of him.
+Upon the 'Change my brother, and Will bring me word that Madam Turner
+would come and dine with me to-day, so I hasted home and found her and
+Mrs. Morrice there (The. Joyce being gone into the country), which is the
+reason of the mother rambling. I got a dinner for them, and after dinner
+my uncle Thomas and aunt Bell came and saw me, and I made them almost
+foxed with wine till they were very kind (but I did not carry them up to
+my ladies). So they went away, and so my two ladies and I in Mrs.
+Turner's coach to Mr. Povy's, who being not within, we went in and there
+shewed Mrs. Turner his perspective and volary,
+
+ [A large birdcage, in which the birds can fly about; French
+ 'voliere'. Ben Jonson uses the word volary.]
+
+and the fine things that he is building of now, which is a most neat
+thing. Thence to the Temple and by water to Westminster; and there
+Morrice and I went to Sir R. Ling's to have fetched a niece of his, but
+she was not within, and so we went to boat again and then down to the
+bridge, and there tried to find a sister of Mrs. Morrice's, but she was
+not within neither, and so we went through bridge, and I carried them on
+board the King's pleasure-boat, all the way reading in a book of Receipts
+of making fine meats and sweetmeats, among others to make my own sweet
+water, which made us good sport. So I landed them at Greenwich, and there
+to a garden, and gave them fruit and wine, and so to boat again, and
+finally, in the cool of the evening, to Lyon Kee,
+
+ [Lion Key, Lower Thames Street, where the famous Duchess of Suffolk
+ in the time of Bishop Gardiner's persecution took boat for the
+ continent. James, Duke of York, also left the country from this
+ same place on the night of April 20th, 1648, when he escaped from
+ St. James's Palace.]
+
+the tide against us, and so landed and walked to the Bridge, and there
+took a coach by chance passing by, and so I saw them home, and there eat
+some cold venison with them, and drunk and bade them good night, having
+been mighty merry with them, and I think it is not amiss to preserve,
+though it cost me a little, such a friend as Mrs. Turner. So home and to
+bed, my head running upon what to do to-morrow to fit things against my
+wife's coming, as to buy a bedstead, because my brother John is here, and
+I have now no more beds than are used.
+
+12th. A little to my office, to put down my yesterday's journall, and so
+abroad to buy a bedstead and do other things. So home again, and having
+put up the bedstead and done other things in order to my wife's coming, I
+went out to several places and to Mrs. Turner's, she inviting me last
+night, and there dined; with her and Madam Morrice and a stranger we were
+very merry and had a fine dinner, and thence I took leave and to White
+Hall, where my Lords Sandwich, Peterborough, and others made a Tangier
+Committee; spent the afternoon in reading and ordering with a great deal
+of alteration, and yet methinks never a whit the better, of a letter drawn
+by Creed to my Lord Rutherford. The Lords being against anything that
+looked to be rough, though it was in matter of money and accounts, wherein
+their courtship may cost the King dear. Only I do see by them, that
+speaking in matters distasteful to him that we write to, it is best to do
+it in the plainest way and without ambages or reasoning, but only say
+matters of fact, and leave the party to collect your meaning. Thence by
+water to my brother's, and there I hear my wife is come and gone home, and
+my father is come to town also, at which I wondered. But I discern it is
+to give my brother advice about his business, and it may be to pacify me
+about the differences that have been between my wife and him and my mother
+at her late being with them. Though by and by he coming to Mr. Holden's
+(where I was buying a hat) he took no notice to me of anything. I talked
+to him a little while and left him to lie at the end of the town, and I
+home, where methought I found my wife strange, not knowing, I believe, in
+what temper she could expect me to be in, but I fell to kind words, and so
+we were very kind, only she could not forbear telling me how she had been
+used by them and her mayde, Ashwell, in the country, but I find it will be
+best not to examine it, for I doubt she's in fault too, and therefore I
+seek to put it off from my hearing, and so to bed and there entertained
+her with great content, and so to sleep.
+
+13th. Lay long in bed with my wife talking of family matters, and so up
+and to the office, where we sat all the' morning, and then home to dinner,
+and after dinner my wife and I to talk again about getting of a couple of
+good mayds and to part with Ashwell, which troubles me for her father's
+sake, though I shall be glad to have the charge taken away of keeping a
+woman. Thence a little to the office, and so abroad with my wife by water
+to White Hall, and there at my Lord's lodgings met my Lady Jemimah, with
+whom we staid a good while. Thence to Mrs. Hunt's, where I left my wife,
+and I to walk a little in St. James's Park, while Mrs. Harper might come
+home, with whom we came to speak about her kinswoman Jane Gentleman to
+come and live with us as a chamber mayde, and there met with Mr. Hoole my
+old acquaintance of Magdalen, and walked with him an hour in the Parke,
+discoursing chiefly of Sir Samuel Morland, whose lady is gone into France.
+It seems he buys ground and a farm in the country, and lays out money upon
+building, and God knows what! so that most of the money he sold his
+pension of L500 per annum for, to Sir Arthur Slingsby, is believed is
+gone. It seems he hath very great promises from the King, and Hoole hath
+seen some of the King's letters, under his own hand, to Morland, promising
+him great things (and among others, the order of the Garter, as Sir Samuel
+says); but his lady thought it below her to ask any thing at the King's
+first coming, believing the King would do it of himself, when as Hoole do
+really think if he had asked to be Secretary of State at the King's first
+coming, he might have had it. And the other day at her going into France,
+she did speak largely to the King herself, how her husband hath failed of
+what his Majesty had promised, and she was sure intended him; and the King
+did promise still, as he is a King and a gentleman, to be as good as his
+word in a little time, to a tittle: but I never believe it. Here in the
+Park I met with Mr. Coventry, where he sent for a letter he had newly writ
+to me, wherein he had enclosed one from Commissioner Pett complaining of
+his being defeated in his attempt to suspend two pursers, wherein the
+manner of his doing it, and complaint of our seeing him (contrary to our
+promises the other day), deserted, did make us laugh mightily, and was
+good sport to think how awkwardly he goes about a thing that he has no
+courage of his own nor mind to do. Mr. Coventry answered it very
+handsomely, but I perceive Pett has left off his corresponding with me any
+more. Thence to fetch my wife from Mrs. Hunt's, where now he was come in,
+and we eat and drunk, and so away (their child being at home, a very
+lively, but not pretty at all), by water to Mrs. Turner's, and there made
+a short visit, and so home by coach, and after supper to prayers and to
+bed, and before going to bed Ashwell began to make her complaint, and by
+her I do perceive that she has received most base usage from my wife,
+which my wife sillily denies, but it is impossible the wench could invent
+words and matter so particularly, against which my wife has nothing to say
+but flatly to deny, which I am sorry to see, and blows to have past, and
+high words even at Hinchinbrooke House among my Lady's people, of which I
+am mightily ashamed. I said nothing to either of them, but let them talk
+till she was gone and left us abed, and then I told my wife my mind with
+great sobriety of grief, and so to sleep.
+
+14th. Awake, and to chide my wife again, and I find that my wife has got
+too great head to be brought down soon, nor is it possible with any
+convenience to keep Ashwell longer, my wife is so set and convinced, as
+she was in Sarah, to make her appear a Lyer in every small thing that we
+shall have no peace while she stays. So I up and to my office doing
+several businesses in my study, and so home to dinner. The time having
+outslipt me and my stomach, it being past, two a-clock, and yet before we
+could sit down to dinner Mrs. Harper and her cousin Jane came, and we
+treated and discoursed long about her coming to my wife for a chamber
+mayd, and I think she will do well. So they went away expecting notice
+when she shall come, and so we sat down to dinner at four a-clock almost,
+and then I walked forth to my brother's, where I found my father very
+discontented, and has no mind to come to my house, and would have begun
+some of the differences between my wife and him, but I desired to hear
+none of them, and am sorry at my folly in forcing it and theirs in not
+telling me of it at the beginning, and therefore am resolved to make the
+best of a bad market, and to bring my wife to herself again as soon and as
+well as I can. So we parted very kindly, and he will dine with me
+to-morrow or next day. Thence walked home, doing several errands by the
+way, and at home took my wife to visit Sir W. Pen, who is still lame, and
+after an hour with him went home and supped, and with great content to
+bed.
+
+15th. Lay pretty long in bed, being a little troubled with some pain got
+by wind and cold, and so up with good peace of mind, hoping that my wife
+will mind her house and servants, and so to the office, and being too soon
+to sit walked to my viail, which is well nigh done, and I believe I may
+have it home to my mind next week. So back to my office, and there we sat
+all the morning, I till 2 o'clock before I could go to dinner again.
+After dinner walked forth to my instrument maker, and there had my rule he
+made me lay now so perfected, that I think in all points I have never need
+or desire a better, or think that any man yet had one so good in all the
+several points of it for my use. So by water down to Deptford, taking
+into my boat with me Mr. Palmer, one whom I knew and his wife when I was
+first married, being an acquaintance of my wife's and her friends lodging
+at Charing Cross during our differences. He joyed me in my condition, and
+himself it seems is forced to follow the law in a common ordinary way, but
+seems to do well, and is a sober man, enough by his discourse. He landed
+with me at Deptford, where he saw by the officers' respect to me a piece
+of my command, and took notice of it, though God knows I hope I shall not
+be elated with that, but rather desire to be known for serving the King
+well, and doing my duty. He gone I walked up and down the yard a while
+discoursing with the officers, and so by water home meditating on my new
+Rule with great pleasure. So to my office, and there by candle light
+doing business, and so home to supper and to bed.
+
+16th (Lord's day). Up and with my wife to church, and finding her
+desirous to go to church, I did suspect her meeting of Pembleton, but he
+was not there, and so I thought my jealousy in vain, and treat the sermon
+with great quiet. And home to dinner very pleasant, only some angry,
+notwithstanding my wife could not forbear to give Ashwell, and after
+dinner to church again, and there, looking up and down, I found Pembleton
+to stand in the isle against us, he coming too late to get a pew. Which,
+Lord! into what a sweat did it put me! I do not think my wife did see
+him, which did a little satisfy me. But it makes me mad to see of what a
+jealous temper I am and cannot helpe it, though let him do what he can I
+do not see, as I am going to reduce my family, what hurt he can do me,
+there being no more occasion now for my wife to learn of him. Here
+preached a confident young coxcomb. So home, and I staid a while with Sir
+J. Minnes, at Mrs. Turner's, hearing his parrat talk, laugh, and crow,
+which it do to admiration. So home and with my wife to see Sir W. Pen,
+and thence to my uncle Wight, and took him at supper and sat down, where
+methinks my uncle is more kind than he used to be both to me now, and my
+father tell me to him also, which I am glad at. After supper home, it
+being extraordinary dark, and by chance a lanthorn came by, and so we
+hired it to light us home, otherwise were we no sooner within doors but a
+great showre fell that had doused us cruelly if we had not been within, it
+being as dark as pitch. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+17th. Up, and then fell into discourse, my wife and I to Ashwell, and
+much against my will I am fain to express a willingness to Ashwell that
+she should go from us, and yet in my mind I am glad of it, to ease me of
+the charge. So she is to go to her father this day. And leaving my wife
+and her talking highly, I went away by coach with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W.
+Batten to St. James's, and there attended of course the Duke. And so to
+White Hall, where I met Mr. Moore, and he tells me with great sorrow of my
+lord's being debauched he fears by this woman at Chelsey, which I am
+troubled at, and resolve to speak to him of it if I can seasonably. Thence
+home, where I dined, and after dinner comes our old mayde Susan to look
+for a gorgett that she says she has lost by leaving it here, and by many
+circumstances it being clear to me that Hannah, our present cook-mayde,
+not only has it, but had it on upon her necke when Susan came in, and
+shifted it off presently upon her coming in, I did charge her so home with
+it (having a mind to have her gone from us), that in a huff she told us
+she would be gone to-night if I would pay her her wages, which I was glad
+and my wife of, and so fetched her her wages, and though I am doubtful
+that she may convey some things away with her clothes, my wife searching
+them, yet we are glad of her being so gone, and so she went away in a
+quarter of an hour's time. Being much amused at this to have never a maid
+but Ashwell, that we do not intend to keep, nor a boy, and my wife and I
+being left for an hour, till my brother came in, alone in the house, I
+grew very melancholy, and so my brother being come in I went forth to Mrs.
+Holden's, to whom I formerly spoke about a girle to come to me instead of
+a boy, and the like I did to Mrs. Standing and also to my brother Tom,
+whom I found at an alehouse in Popinjay ally drinking, and I standing with
+him at the gate of the ally, Ashwell came by, and so I left Tom and went
+almost home with her, talking of her going away. I find that she is
+willing to go, and told her (though behind my back my wife has told her
+that it was more my desire than hers that she should go, which was not
+well), that seeing my wife and she could not agree I did choose rather
+(was she my sister) have her gone, it would be better for us and for her
+too. To which she willing agreed, and will not tell me anything but that
+she do believe that my wife would have some body there that might not be
+so liable to give me information of things as she takes her to be. But,
+however, I must later to prevent all that. I parted with her near home,
+agreeing to take no notice of my coming along with her, and so by and by
+came home after her. Where I find a sad distracted house, which troubles
+me. However, to supper and prayers and to bed. And while we were getting
+to bed my wife began to discourse to her, and plainly asked whether she
+had got a place or no. And the other answered that she could go if we
+would to one of our own office, to which we agreed if she would. She
+thereupon said no; she would not go to any but where she might teach
+children, because of keeping herself in use of what things she had earnt,
+which she do not here nor will there, but only dressing. By which I
+perceive the wench is cunning, but one very fit for such a place, and
+accomplished to be woman to any lady in the land. So quietly to sleep, it
+being a cold night. But till my house is settled, I do not see that I can
+mind my business of the office, which grieves me to the heart. But I hope
+all will over in a little time, and I hope to the best. This day at Mrs.
+Holden's I found my new low crowned beaver according to the present
+fashion made, and will be sent home to-morrow.
+
+18th. Up and to my office, where we sat all the morning. And at noon
+home, and my father came and dined with me, Susan being come and helped my
+wife to dress dinner. After dinner my father and I talked about our
+country-matters, and in fine I find that he thinks L50 per ann. will go
+near to keep them all, which I am glad of. He having taken his leave of
+me and my wife without any mention of the differences between them and my
+wife in the country, I went forth to several places about businesses, and
+so home again, and after prayers to bed.
+
+19th. Up betimes, and my wife up and about the house, Susan beginning to
+have her drunken tricks, and put us in mind of her old faults and folly
+and distractednesse, which we had forgot, so that I became mightily
+troubled with her. This morning came my joyners to new lay the floors,
+and begun with the dining room. I out and see my viall again, and it is
+very well, and to Mr. Hollyard, and took some pills of him and a note
+under his hand to drink wine with my beere, without which I was obliged,
+by my private vowe, to drink none a good while, and have strictly observed
+it, and by my drinking of small beere and not eating, I am so mightily
+troubled with wind, that I know not what to do almost. Thence to White
+Hall, and there met Mr. Moore, and fell a-talking about my Lord's folly at
+Chelsey, and it was our discourse by water to London and to the great
+coffee house against the Exchange, where we sat a good while talking; and
+I find that my lord is wholly given up to this wench, who it seems has
+been reputed a common strumpett. I have little encouragement from Mr.
+Moore to meddle with it to tell my Lord, for fear it may do him no good,
+but me hurt. Thence homewards, taking leave of him, and met Tom Marsh, my
+old acquaintance at Westminster, who talks mightily of the honour of his
+place, being Clerke Assistant to the Clerke of the House of Commons, and I
+take him to be a coxcombe, and so did give him half a pint of wine, but
+drink none myself, and so got shut of him. So home, and there found my
+wife almost mad with Susan's tricks, so as she is forced to let her go and
+leave the house all in dirt and the clothes all wet, and gets Goody
+Taylour to do the business for her till another comes. Here came Will
+Howe, and he and I alone in my chamber talking of my Lord, who drives me
+out of love to my Lord to tell my Lord of the matter we discoursed of,
+which tend so much to the ruin of his state, and so I resolved to take a
+good heart and do whatever comes of it. He gone, we sat down and eat a
+bit of dinner fetched from the cooke's, and so up again and to my joyners,
+who will make my floors very handsome. By and by comes in Pembleton,
+which begun to make me sweat, but I did give him so little countenance,
+and declared at one word against dancing any more, and bid him a short
+(God be with you) myself, and so he took as short a leave of my wife and
+so went away, and I think without any time of receiving any great
+satisfaction from my wife or invitation to come again. To my office till
+it was dark doing business, and so home by candle light to make up my
+accounts for my Lord and Mr. Moore. By and by comes Mr. Moore to me, and
+staid a good while with me making up his accounts and mine, and we did not
+come to any end therein for want of his papers, and so put it off to
+another time. He supped with me in all my dirt and disorder, and so went
+away and we to bed. I discoursed with him a great while about my speaking
+to my Lord of his business, and I apprehend from him that it is likely to
+prove perhaps of bad effect to me and no good to him, and therefore I
+shall even let it alone and let God do his will, at least till my Lord is
+in the country, and then we shall see whether he resolves to come to
+Chelsey again or no, and so order the stopping of him therein if we can.
+
+20th. Up betimes and to my office (having first been angry with my
+brother John, and in the heat of my sudden passion called him Asse and
+coxcomb, for which I am sorry, it being but for leaving the key of his
+chamber with a spring lock within side of his door), and there we sat all
+the morning, and at noon dined at home, and there found a little girl,
+which she told my wife her name was Jinny, by which name we shall call
+her. I think a good likely girl, and a parish child of St. Bride's, of
+honest parentage, and recommended by the churchwarden. After dinner among
+my joyners laying my floors, which please me well, and so to my office,
+and we sat this afternoon upon an extraordinary business of victualling.
+In the evening came Commissioner Pett, who fell foule on mee for my
+carriage to him at Chatham, wherein, after protestation of my love and
+good meaning to him, he was quiet; but I doubt he will not be able to do
+the service there that any other man of his ability would. Home in the
+evening my viall (and lute new strung being brought home too), and I would
+have paid Mr. Hunt for it, but he did not come along with it himself,
+which I expected and was angry for it, so much is it against my nature to
+owe anything to any body. This evening the girle that was brought to me
+to-day for so good a one, being cleansed of lice this day by my wife, and
+good, new clothes put on her back, she run away from Goody Taylour that
+was shewing her the way to the bakehouse, and we heard no more of her. So
+to supper and to bed.
+
+21st. Up betimes and among my joyners, and to my office, where the
+joyners are also laying mouldings in the inside of my closet. Then abroad
+and by water to White Hall, and there got Sir G. Carteret to sign me my
+last quarter's bills for my wages, and meeting with Mr. Creed he told me
+how my Lord Teviott hath received another attaque from Guyland at Tangier
+with 10,000 men, and at last, as is said, is come, after a personal treaty
+with him, to a good understanding and peace with him. Thence to my
+brother's, and there told him how my girl has served us which he sent me,
+and directed him to get my clothes again, and get the girl whipped. So to
+other places by the way about small businesses, and so home, and after
+looking over all my workmen, I went by water and land to Deptford, and
+there found by appointment Sir W. Batten, but he was got to Mr. Waith's to
+dinner, where I dined with him, a good dinner and good discourse, and his
+wife, I believe, a good woman. We fell in discourse of Captain Cocke, and
+how his lady has lost all her fine linen almost, but besides that they say
+she gives out she had L3000 worth of linen, which we all laugh at, and Sir
+W. Batten (who I perceive is not so fond of the Captain as he used to be,
+and less of her, from her slight receiving of him and his lady it seems
+once) told me how he should say that he see he must spend L700 per ann.
+get it how he could, which was a high speech, and by all men's discover,
+his estate not good enough to spend so much. After dinner altered our
+design to go to Woolwich, and put it off to to-morrow morning, and so went
+all to Greenwich (Mrs. Waith excepted, who went thither, but not to the
+same house with us, but to her father's, that lives there), to the
+musique-house, where we had paltry musique, till the master organist came,
+whom by discourse I afterwards knew, having employed him for my Lord
+Sandwich, to prick out something (his name Arundell), and he did give me a
+fine voluntary or two, and so home by water, and at home I find my girl
+that run away brought by a bedel of St. Bride's Parish, and stripped her
+and sent her away, and a newe one come, of Griffin's helping to, which I
+think will prove a pretty girl. Her name, Susan, and so to supper after
+having this evening paid Mr. Hunt L3 for my viall (besides the carving
+which I paid this day 10s. for to the carver), and he tells me that I may,
+without flattery, say, I have as good a Theorbo viall and viallin as is in
+England. So to bed.
+
+22nd. Up by four o'clock to go with Sir W. Batten to Woolwich and Sir J.
+Minnes, which we did, though not before 6 or 7 by their laying a-bed. Our
+business was to survey the new wharf building there, in order to the
+giving more to him that do it (Mr. Randall) than contracted for, but I see
+no reason for it, though it be well done, yet no better than contracted to
+be. Here we eat and drank at the Clerke of the Cheques, and in taking
+water at the Tower gate, we drank a cup of strong water, which I did out
+of pure conscience to my health, and I think is not excepted by my oaths,
+but it is a thing I shall not do again, hoping to have no such occasion.
+After breakfast Mr. Castle and I walked to Greenwich, and in our way met
+some gypsys, who would needs tell me my fortune, and I suffered one of
+them, who told me many things common as others do, but bade me beware of a
+John and a Thomas, for they did seek to do me hurt, and that somebody
+should be with me this day se'nnight to borrow money of me, but I should
+lend him none. She got ninepence of me. And so I left them and to
+Greenwich and so to Deptford, where the two knights were come, and thence
+home by water, where I find my closet done at my office to my mind and
+work gone well on at home; and Ashwell gone abroad to her father, my wife
+having spoken plainly to her. After dinner to my office, getting my
+closet made clean and setting some papers in order, and so in the evening
+home and to bed. This day Sir W. Batten tells me that Mr. Newburne (of
+whom the nickname came up among us forarse Tom Newburne) is dead of eating
+cowcumbers, of which, the other day, I heard another, I think Sir Nicholas
+Crisp's son.
+
+23rd (Lord's day). Up and to church without my wife, she being all dirty,
+as my house is. God forgive me, I looked about to see if I could spy
+Pembleton, but I could not, which did please me not a little. Home to
+dinner, and then to walk up and down in my house with my wife, discoursing
+of our family matters, and I hope, after all my troubles of mind and
+jealousy, we shall live happily still. To church again, and so home to my
+wife; and with her read "Iter Boreale," a poem, made just at the King's
+coming home; but I never read it before, and now like it pretty well, but
+not so as it was cried up. So to supper. No pleasure or discourse with
+Ashwell, with whom for her neglect and unconcernment to do any thing in
+this time of dirt and trouble in the house, but gadding abroad as she has
+been all this afternoon, I know not whither. After supper to prayers and
+to bed, having been, by a sudden letter coming to me from Mr. Coventry,
+been with Sir W. Pen, to discourse with him about sending 500 soldiers
+into Ireland. I doubt matters do not go very right there.
+
+24th. Up very early, and my joyners came to work. I to Mr. Moore; from
+him came back home again, and drew up an account to my Lord, and that
+being done met him at my Lord Sandwich's, where I was a good while alone
+with my Lord; and I perceive he confides in me and loves me as he uses to
+do, and tells me his condition, which is now very well all I fear is that
+he will not live within compass, for I am told this morning of strange
+dotages of his upon the slut at Chelsea, even in the presence of his
+daughter, my Lady Jem, and Mrs. Ferrets, who took notice of it. There
+come to him this morning his prints of the river Tagus and the City of
+Lisbon, which he measured with his own hand, and printed by command of the
+King. My Lord pleases himself with it, but methinks it ought to have been
+better done than by jobing. Besides I put him upon having some took off
+upon white sattin, which he ordered presently. I offered my Lord my
+accounts, and did give him up his old bond for L500 and took a new one of
+him for L700, which I am by lending him more money to make up: and I am
+glad of it. My Lord would have had me dine with him, but I had a mind to
+go home to my workmen, and so took a kind good bye of him, and so with
+Creed to St. James's, and, missing Mr. Coventry, walked to the New
+Exchange, and there drank some whey, and so I by water home, and found my
+closett at my office made very clean and neat to my mind mightily, and
+home to dinner, and then to my office to brush my books, and put them and
+my papers in order again, and all the afternoon till late at night doing
+business there, and so home to supper, and then to work in my chamber,
+making matters of this day's accounts clear in my books, they being a
+little extraordinary, and so being very late I put myself to bed, the rest
+being long ago gone.
+
+25th. Up very early and removed the things out of my chamber into the
+dining room, it being to be new floored this day. So the workmen being
+come and falling to work there, I to the office, and thence down to
+Lymehouse to Phin. Pett's about masts, and so back to the office, where we
+sat; and being rose, and Mr. Coventry being gone, taking his leave, for
+that he is to go to the Bath with the Duke to-morrow, I to the 'Change and
+there spoke with several persons, and lastly with Sir W. Warren, and with
+him to a Coffee House, and there sat two hours talking of office business
+and Mr. Wood's knavery, which I verily believe, and lastly he tells me
+that he hears that Captain Cocke is like to become a principal officer,
+either a Controller or a Surveyor, at which I am not sorry so either of
+the other may be gone, and I think it probable enough that it may be so.
+So home at 2 o'clock, and there I found Ashwell gone, and her wages come
+to 50s., and my wife, by a mistake from me, did give her 20s. more; but I
+am glad that she is gone and the charge saved. After dinner among my
+joyners, and with them till dark night, and this night they made an end of
+all; and so having paid them 40s. for their six days' work, I am glad they
+have ended and are gone, for I am weary and my wife too of this dirt. My
+wife growing peevish at night, being weary, and I a little vexed to see
+that she do not retain things in her memory that belong to the house as
+she ought and I myself do, I went out in a little seeming discontent to
+the office, and after being there a while, home to supper and to bed.
+To-morrow they say the King and the Duke set out for the Bath. This noon
+going to the Exchange, I met a fine fellow with trumpets before him in
+Leadenhall-street, and upon enquiry I find that he is the clerk of the
+City Market; and three or four men carried each of them an arrow of a
+pound weight in their hands. It seems this Lord Mayor begins again an old
+custome, that upon the three first days of Bartholomew Fayre, the first,
+there is a match of wrestling, which was done, and the Lord Mayor there
+and Aldermen in Moorefields yesterday: to-day, shooting: and to-morrow,
+hunting. And this officer of course is to perform this ceremony of riding
+through the city, I think to proclaim or challenge any to shoot. It seems
+that the people of the fayre cry out upon it as a great hindrance to them.
+
+26th. Up, and after doing something in order to the putting of my house
+in order now the joynery is done, I went by water to White Hall, where the
+Court full of waggons and horses, the King and Court going this day out
+towards the Bath, and I to St. James's, where I spent an hour or more
+talking of many things to my great content with Mr. Coventry in his
+chamber, he being ready to set forth too with the Duke to-day, and so left
+him, and I meeting Mr. Gauden, with him to our offices and in Sir W. Pen's
+chamber did discourse by a meeting on purpose with Mr. Waith about the
+victualling business and came to some issue in it. So home to dinner, and
+Mr. Moore came and dined with me, and after dinner I paid him some money
+which evened all reckonings between him and me to this day, and for my
+Lord also I paid him some money, so that now my Lord owes me, for which I
+have his bond, just L700. After long discourse with him of the fitness of
+his giving me a receipt for this money, which I for my security think
+necessary and he otherwise do not think so, at last, after being a little
+angry, and I resolving not to let go my money without it, he did give me
+one. Thence I took him, and he and I took a pleasant walk to Deptford and
+back again, I doing much business there. He went home and I home also,
+indoors to supper, being very glad to see my house begin to look like
+itself again, hoping after this is over not to be in any dirt a great
+while again, but it is very handsome, and will be more when the floors
+come to be of one colour. So weary to bed. Pleased this day to see
+Captain Hickes come to me with a list of all the officers of Deptford
+Yard, wherein he, being a high old Cavalier, do give me an account of
+every one of them to their reproach in all respects, and discovers many of
+their knaverys; and tells me, and so I thank God I hear every where, that
+my name is up for a good husband for the King, and a good man, for which I
+bless God; and that he did this by particular direction of Mr. Coventry.
+
+27th. Up, after much pleasant talke with my wife and a little that vexes
+me, for I see that she is confirmed in it that all that I do is by design,
+and that my very keeping of the house in dirt, and the doing of this and
+any thing else in the house, is but to find her employment to keep her
+within and from minding of her pleasure, in which, though I am sorry to
+see she minds it, is true enough in a great degree. To my office, and
+there we sat and despatched much business. Home and dined with my wife
+well, and then up and made clean my closet of books, and had my chamber a
+third time made very clean, so that it is now in a very fine condition.
+Thence down to see some good plank in the river with Sir W. Batten and
+back again, it being a very cold day and a cold wind. Home again, and
+after seeing Sir W. Pen, to my office, and there till late doing of
+business, being mightily encouraged by every body that I meet withal upon
+the 'Change and every where else, that I am taken notice of for a man that
+do the King's business wholly and well. For which the Lord be praised,
+for I know no honour I desire more. Home to supper, where I find my house
+very clean from top to bottom again to my great content. I found a feacho
+(as he calls it) of fine sugar and a case of orange-flower water come from
+Mr. Cocke, of Lisbon, the fruits of my last year's service to him, which I
+did in great justice to the man, a perfect stranger. He sends it me
+desiring that I would not let Sir J. Minnes know it, from whom he expected
+to have found the service done that he had from me, from whom he could
+expect nothing, and the other failed him, and would have done I am sure to
+this day had not I brought it to some end. After supper to bed.
+
+28th. At the office betimes (it being cold all night and this morning,
+and a very great frost they say abroad, which is much, having had no
+summer at all almost), where we sat, and in the afternoon also about
+settling the establishment of the number of men borne on ships, &c., till
+the evening, and after that in my closet till late, and quite tired with
+business, home to supper and to bed.
+
+29th. Abroad with my wife by water to Westminster, and there left her at
+my Lord's lodgings, and I to Jervas the barber's, and there was trimmed,
+and did deliver back a periwigg, which he brought by my desire the other
+day to show me, having some thoughts, though no great desire or resolution
+yet to wear one, and so I put it off for a while. Thence to my wife, and
+calling at both the Exchanges, buying stockings for her and myself, and
+also at Leadenhall, where she and I, it being candlelight, bought meat for
+to-morrow, having never a mayde to do it, and I myself bought, while my
+wife was gone to another shop, a leg of beef, a good one, for six pense,
+and my wife says is worth my money. So walked home with a woman carrying
+our things. I am mightily displeased at a letter Tom sent me last night,
+to borrow L20 more of me, and yet gives me no account, as I have long
+desired, how matters stand with him in the world. I am troubled also to
+see how, contrary to my expectation, my brother John neither is the
+scholler nor minds his studies as I thought would have done, but loiters
+away his time, so that I must send him soon to Cambridge again.
+
+31st. Up and to my office all the morning, where Sir W. Batten and Sir J.
+Minnes did pay the short allowance money to the East India companies, and
+by the assistance of the City Marshall and his men, did lay hold of two or
+three of the chief of the companies that were in the mutiny the other day,
+and sent them to prison. This noon came Jane Gentleman to serve my wife
+as her chamber mayde. I wish she may prove well. So ends this month,
+with my mind pretty well in quiett, and in good disposition of health
+since my drinking at home of a little wine with my beer; but no where else
+do I drink any wine at all. The King and Queen and the Court at the Bath,
+my Lord Sandwich in the country newly gone.
+
+
+
+
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+ And so to bed and there entertained her with great content
+ Apprehend about one hundred Quakers
+ Being cleansed of lice this day by my wife
+ Conceited, but that's no matter to me
+ Fear it may do him no good, but me hurt
+ Fearful that I might not go far enough with my hat off
+ He having made good promises, though I fear his performance
+ My wife has got too great head to be brought down soon
+ So much is it against my nature to owe anything to any body
+ Sporting in my fancy with the Queen
+ Things being dear and little attendance to be had we went away
+ Towzing her and doing what I would, but the last thing of all. . . .
+
+
+
+
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+ THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS M.A. F.R.S.
+
+ CLERK OF THE ACTS AND SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY
+
+ TRANSCRIBED FROM THE SHORTHAND MANUSCRIPT IN THE PEPYSIAN LIBRARY
+MAGDALENE COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE BY THE REV. MYNORS BRIGHT M.A. LATE FELLOW
+ AND PRESIDENT OF THE COLLEGE
+
+ (Unabridged)
+
+ WITH LORD BRAYBROOKE'S NOTES
+
+ EDITED WITH ADDITIONS BY
+
+ HENRY B. WHEATLEY F.S.A.
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ JULY & AUGUST
+ 1663
+
+
+July 1st. This morning it rained so hard (though it was fair yesterday,
+and we thereupon in hopes of having some fair weather, which we have
+wanted these three months) that it wakened Creed, who lay with me last
+night, and me, and so we up and fell to discourse of the business of his
+accounts now under dispute, in which I have taken much trouble upon
+myself and raised a distance between Sir G. Carteret and myself, which
+troubles me, but I hope we have this morning light on an expedient that
+will right all, that will answer their queries, and yet save Creed the
+L500 which he did propose to make of the exchange abroad of the pieces of
+eight which he disbursed. Being ready, he and I by water to White Hall,
+where I left him before we came into the Court, for fear I should be seen
+by Sir G. Carteret with him, which of late I have been forced to avoid to
+remove suspicion. I to St. James's, and there discoursed a while with
+Mr. Coventry, between whom and myself there is very good understanding
+and friendship, and so to Westminster Hall, and being in the Parliament
+lobby, I there saw my Lord of Bristoll come to the Commons House to give
+his answer to their question, about some words he should tell the King
+that were spoke by Sir Richard Temple, a member of their House. A chair
+was set at the bar of the House for him, which he used but little, but
+made an harangue of half an hour bareheaded, the House covered. His
+speech being done, he came out and withdrew into a little room till the
+House had concluded of an answer to his speech; which they staying long
+upon, I went away. And by and by out comes Sir W. Batten; and he told me
+that his Lordship had made a long and a comedian-like speech, and
+delivered with such action as was not becoming his Lordship. He
+confesses he did tell the King such a thing of Sir Richard Temple, but
+that upon his honour they were not spoke by Sir Richard, he having taken
+a liberty of enlarging to the King upon the discourse which had been
+between Sir Richard and himself lately; and so took upon himself the
+whole blame, and desired their pardon, it being not to do any wrong to
+their fellow-member, but out of zeal to the King. He told them, among
+many other things, that as to his religion he was a Roman Catholique, but
+such a one as thought no man to have right to the Crown of England but
+the Prince that hath it; and such a one as, if the King should desire his
+counsel as to his own, he would not advise him to another religion than
+the old true reformed religion of this country, it being the properest of
+this kingdom as it now stands; and concluded with a submission to what
+the House shall do with him, saying, that whatever they shall do, says
+he, "thanks be to God, this head, this heart, and this sword (pointing to
+them all), will find me a being in any place in Europe." The House hath
+hereupon voted clearly Sir Richard Temple to be free from the imputation
+of saying those words; but when Sir William Batten came out, had not
+concluded what to say to my Lord, it being argued that to own any
+satisfaction as to my Lord from his speech, would be to lay some fault
+upon the King for the message he should upon no better accounts send to
+the impeaching of one of their members. Walking out, I hear that the
+House of Lords are offended that my Lord Digby should come to this House
+and make a speech there without leave first asked of the House of Lords.
+I hear also of another difficulty now upon him; that my Lord of
+Sunderland (whom I do not know) was so near to the marriage of his
+daughter as that the wedding-clothes were made, and portion and every
+thing agreed on and ready; and the other day he goes away nobody yet
+knows whither, sending her the next morning a release of his right or
+claim to her, and advice to his friends not to enquire into the reason of
+this doing, for he hath enough for it; but that he gives them liberty to
+say and think what they will of him, so they do not demand the reason of
+his leaving her, being resolved never to have her, but the reason desires
+and resolves not to give. Thence by water with Sir W. Batten to Trinity
+House, there to dine with him, which we did; and after dinner we fell
+talking, Sir J. Minnes, Mr. Batten and I; Mr. Batten telling us of a late
+triall of Sir Charles Sydly the other day, before my Lord Chief Justice
+Foster and the whole bench, for his debauchery a little while since at
+Oxford Kate's,
+
+ [The details in the original are very gross. Dr. Johnson relates
+ the story in the "Lives of the Poets," in his life of Sackville,
+ Lord Dorset "Sackville, who was then Lord Buckhurst, with Sir
+ Charles Sedley and Sir Thomas Ogle, got drunk at the Cock, in Bow
+ Street, by Covent Garden, and going into the balcony exposed
+ themselves to the populace in very indecent postures. At last, as
+ they grew warmer, Sedley stood forth naked, and harangued the
+ populace in such profane language, that the publick indignation was
+ awakened; the crowd attempted to force the door, and being repulsed,
+ drove in the performers with stones, and broke the windows of the
+ house. For this misdemeanour they were indicted, and Sedley was
+ fined five hundred pounds; what was the sentence of the others is
+ not known. Sedley employed [Henry] Killigrew and another to procure
+ a remission from the King, but (mark the friendship of the
+ dissolute!) they begged the fine for themselves, and exacted it to
+ the last groat." The woman known as Oxford Kate appears to have
+ kept the notorious Cock Tavern in Bow Street at this date.]
+
+coming in open day into the Balcone and showed his nakedness, . . . .
+and abusing of scripture and as it were from thence preaching a
+mountebank sermon from the pulpit, saying that there he had to sell such
+a powder as should make all the [women] in town run after him, 1000
+people standing underneath to see and hear him, and that being done he
+took a glass of wine . . . . and then drank it off, and then took
+another and drank the King's health. It seems my Lord and the rest of
+the judges did all of them round give him a most high reproof; my Lord
+Chief justice saying, that it was for him, and such wicked wretches as he
+was, that God's anger and judgments hung over us, calling him sirrah many
+times. It's said they have bound him to his good behaviour (there being
+no law against him for it) in L5000. It being told that my Lord
+Buckhurst was there, my Lord asked whether it was that Buckhurst that was
+lately tried for robbery; and when answered Yes, he asked whether he had
+so soon forgot his deliverance at that time, and that it would have more
+become him to have been at his prayers begging God's forgiveness, than
+now running into such courses again . . . . Thence home, and my
+clerks being gone by my leave to see the East India ships that are lately
+come home, I staid all alone within my office all the afternoon. This
+day I hear at dinner that Don John of Austria, since his flight out of
+Portugall, is dead of his wounds:--[not true]--so there is a great man
+gone, and a great dispute like to be ended for the crown of Spayne, if
+the King should have died before him. I received this morning a letter
+from my wife, brought by John Gower to town, wherein I find a sad falling
+out between my wife and my father and sister and Ashwell upon my writing
+to my father to advise Pall not to keep Ashwell from her mistress, or
+making any difference between them. Which Pall telling to Ashwell, and
+she speaking some words that her mistress heard, caused great difference
+among them; all which I am sorry from my heart to hear of, and I fear
+will breed ill blood not to be laid again. So that I fear my wife and I
+may have some falling out about it, or at least my father and I, but I
+shall endeavour to salve up all as well as I can, or send for her out of
+the country before the time intended, which I would be loth to do. In
+the evening by water to my coz. Roger Pepys' chamber, where he was not
+come, but I found Dr. John newly come to town, and is well again after
+his sickness; but, Lord! what a simple man he is as to any public matter
+of state, and talks so sillily to his brother Dr. Tom. What the matter
+is I know not, but he has taken (as my father told me a good while since)
+such displeasure that he hardly would touch his hat to me, and I as
+little to him. By and by comes Roger, and he told us the whole passage
+of my Lord Digby to-day, much as I have said here above; only that he did
+say that he would draw his sword against the Pope himself, if he should
+offer any thing against his Majesty, and the good of these nations; and
+that he never was the man that did either look for a Cardinal's cap for
+himself, or any body else, meaning Abbot Montagu; and the House upon the
+whole did vote Sir Richard Temple innocent; and that my Lord Digby hath
+cleared the honour of his Majesty, and Sir Richard Temple's, and given
+perfect satisfaction of his own respects to the House. Thence to my
+brother's, and being vexed with his not minding my father's business here
+in getting his Landscape done, I went away in an anger, and walked home,
+and so up to my lute and then to bed.
+
+
+
+2d. Up betimes to my office, and there all the morning doing business,
+at noon to the Change, and there met with several people, among others
+Captain Cox, and with him to a Coffee [House], and drank with him and
+some other merchants. Good discourse. Thence home and to dinner, and,
+after a little alone at my viol, to the office, where we sat all the
+afternoon, and so rose at the evening, and then home to supper and to
+bed, after a little musique. My mind troubled me with the thoughts of
+the difference between my wife and my father in the country. Walking in
+the garden this evening with Sir G. Carteret and Sir J. Minnes, Sir G.
+Carteret told us with great contempt how like a stage-player my Lord
+Digby spoke yesterday, pointing to his head as my Lord did, and saying,
+"First, for his head," says Sir G. Carteret, "I know what a calf's head
+would have done better by half for his heart and his sword, I have
+nothing to say to them." He told us that for certain his head cost the
+late King his, for it was he that broke off the treaty at Uxbridge. He
+told us also how great a man he was raised from a private gentleman in
+France by Monsieur Grandmont,
+
+ [Antoine, Duc de Gramont, marshal of France, who died July 12th,
+ 1678, aged seventy-four. His memoirs have been published.]
+
+and afterwards by the Cardinall,--[Mazarin]-- who raised him to be a
+Lieutenant-generall, and then higher; and entrusted by the Cardinall,
+when he was banished out of France, with great matters, and recommended
+by him to the Queen as a man to be trusted and ruled by: yet when he came
+to have some power over the Queen, he begun to dissuade her from her
+opinion of the Cardinal; which she said nothing to till the Cardinal was
+returned, and then she told him of it; who told my Lord Digby, "Eh bien,
+Monsieur, vous estes un fort bon amy donc:" but presently put him out of
+all; and then he was, from a certainty of coming in two or three years'
+time to be Mareschall of France (to which all strangers, even
+Protestants, and those as often as French themselves, are capable of
+coming, though it be one of the greatest places in France), he was driven
+to go out of France into Flanders; but there was not trusted, nor
+received any kindness from the Prince of Conde, as one to whom also he
+had been false, as he had been to the Cardinal and Grandmont. In fine,
+he told us how he is a man of excellent parts, but of no great faith nor
+judgment, and one very easy to get up to great height of preferment, but
+never able to hold it. So home and to my musique; and then comes Mr.
+Creed to me giving me an account of his accounts, how he has now settled
+them fit for perusal the most strict, at which I am glad. So he and I to
+bed together.
+
+
+3d. Up and he home, and I with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten by coach
+to Westminster, to St. James's, thinking to meet Sir G. Carteret, and to
+attend the Duke, but he not coming we broke up, and so to Westminster
+Hall, and there meeting with Mr. Moore he tells me great news that my
+Lady Castlemaine is fallen from Court, and this morning retired. He
+gives me no account of the reason of it, but that it is so: for which I
+am sorry: and yet if the King do it to leave off not only her but all
+other mistresses, I should be heartily glad of it, that he may fall to
+look after business. I hear my Lord Digby is condemned at Court for his
+speech, and that my Lord Chancellor grows great again. Thence with Mr.
+Creed, whom I called at his chamber, over the water to Lambeth; but could
+not, it being morning, get to see the Archbishop's hearse: so he and I
+walked over the fields to Southwark, and there parted, and I spent half
+an hour in Mary Overy's Church, where are fine monuments of great
+antiquity, I believe, and has been a fine church. Thence to the Change,
+and meeting Sir J. Minnes there, he and I walked to look upon Backwell's
+design of making another alley from his shop through over against the
+Exchange door, which will be very noble and quite put down the other two.
+
+So home to dinner and then to the office, and entered in my manuscript
+book the Victualler's contract, and then over the water and walked to see
+Sir W. Pen, and sat with him a while, and so home late, and to my viall.
+So up comes Creed again to me and stays all night, to-morrow morning
+being a hearing before the Duke. So to bed full of discourse of his
+business.
+
+
+
+4th. Up by 4 o'clock and sent him to get matters ready, and I to my
+office looking over papers and mending my manuscript by scraping out the
+blots and other things, which is now a very fine book. So to St. James's
+by water with Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten, I giving occasion to a
+wager about the tide, that it did flow through bridge, by which Sir W.
+Batten won 5s. of Sir J. Minnes. At St. James's we staid while the Duke
+made himself ready. Among other things Sir Allen Apsley showed the Duke
+the Lisbon Gazette in Spanish, where the late victory is set down
+particularly, and to the great honour of the English beyond measure.
+They have since taken back Evora, which was lost to the Spaniards, the
+English making the assault, and lost not more than three men. Here I
+learnt that the English foot are highly esteemed all over the world, but
+the horse not so much, which yet we count among ourselves the best; but
+they abroad have had no great knowledge of our horse, it seems. The Duke
+being ready, we retired with him, and there fell upon Mr. Creed's
+business, where the Treasurer did, like a mad coxcomb, without reason or
+method run over a great many things against the account, and so did Sir
+J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten, which the Duke himself and Mr. Coventry and
+my Lord Barkely and myself did remove, and Creed being called in did
+answer all with great method and excellently to the purpose (myself I am
+a little conscious did not speak so well as I purposed and do think I
+used to do, that is, not so intelligibly and persuasively, as I well
+hoped I should), not that what I said was not well taken, and did carry
+the business with what was urged and answered by Creed and Mr. Coventry,
+till the Duke himself did declare that he was satisfied, and my Lord
+Barkely offered to lay L100 that the King would receive no wrong in the
+account, and the two last knights held their tongues, or at least by not
+understanding it did say what made for Mr. Creed, and so Sir G. Carteret
+was left alone, but yet persisted to say that the account was not good,
+but full of corruption and foul dealing. And so we broke up to his
+shame, but I do fear to the loss of his friendship to me a good while,
+which I am heartily troubled for. Thence with Creed to the King's Head
+ordinary; but, coming late, dined at the second table very well for 12d.;
+and a pretty gentleman in our company, who confirms my Lady Castlemaine's
+being gone from Court, but knows not the reason; he told us of one wipe
+the Queen a little while ago did give her, when she came in and found the
+Queen under the dresser's hands, and had been so long:
+
+"I wonder your Majesty," says she, "can have the patience to sit so long
+a-dressing?"--"I have so much reason to use patience," says the Queen,
+"that I can very well bear with it." He thinks that it may be the Queen
+hath commanded her to retire, though that is not likely. Thence with
+Creed to hire a coach to carry us to Hide Park, to-day there being a
+general muster of the King's Guards, horse and foot: but they demand so
+high, that I, spying Mr. Cutler the merchant, did take notice of him, and
+he going into his coach, and telling me that he was going to shew a
+couple of Swedish strangers the muster, I asked and went along with him;
+where a goodly sight to see so many fine horses and officers, and the
+King, Duke, and others come by a-horseback, and the two Queens in the
+Queen-Mother's coach, my Lady Castlemaine not being there. And after
+long being there, I 'light, and walked to the place where the King, Duke,
+&c., did stand to see the horse and foot march by and discharge their
+guns, to show a French Marquisse (for whom this muster was caused) the
+goodness of our firemen; which indeed was very good, though not without a
+slip now and then; and one broadside close to our coach we had going out
+of the Park, even to the nearness as to be ready to burn our hairs. Yet
+methought all these gay men are not the soldiers that must do the King's
+business, it being such as these that lost the old King all he had, and
+were beat by the most ordinary fellows that could be. Thence with much
+ado out of the Park, and I 'lighted and through St. James's down the
+waterside over, to Lambeth, to see the Archbishop's corps (who is to be
+carried away to Oxford on Monday), but came too late, and so walked over
+the fields and bridge home (calling by the way at old George's), but find
+that he is dead, and there wrote several letters, and so home to supper
+and to bed. This day in the Duke's chamber there being a Roman story in
+the hangings, and upon the standards written these four letters--S. P. Q.
+R., Sir G. Carteret came to me to know what the meaning of those four
+letters were; which ignorance is not to be borne in a Privy Counsellor,
+methinks, that a schoolboy should be whipt for not knowing.
+
+
+
+5th (Lord's day). Lady Batten had sent twice to invite me to go with
+them to Walthamstow to-day, Mrs. Martha' being married already this
+morning to Mr. Castle, at this parish church. I could not rise soon
+enough to go with them, but got myself ready, and so to Games's, where I
+got a horse and rode thither very pleasantly, only coming to make water I
+found a stopping, which makes me fearful of my old pain. Being come
+thither, I was well received, and had two pair of gloves, as the rest,
+and walked up and down with my Lady in the garden, she mighty kind to me,
+and I have the way to please her. A good dinner and merry, but methinks
+none of the kindness nor bridall respect between the bridegroom and
+bride, that was between my wife and I, but as persons that marry purely
+for convenience. After dinner to church by coach, and there my Lady,
+Mrs. Turner, Mrs. Lemon, and I only, we, in spite to one another, kept
+one another awake; and sometimes I read in my book of Latin plays, which
+I took in my pocket, thinking to have walked it. An old doting parson
+preached. So home again, and by and by up and homewards, calling in our
+way (Sir J. Minnes and I only) at Mr. Batten's (who with his lady and
+child went in another coach by us), which is a very pretty house, and
+himself in all things within and without very ingenious, and I find a
+very fine study and good books. So set out, Sir J. Minnes and I in his
+coach together, talking all the way of chymistry, wherein he do know
+something, at least, seems so to me, that cannot correct him, Mr.
+Batten's man riding my horse, and so home and to my office a while to
+read my vows, then home to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+6th. Up pretty early and to my office all the morning, writing out a
+list of the King's ships in my Navy collections with great pleasure. At
+noon Creed comes to me, who tells me how well he has sped with Sir G.
+Carteret after all our trouble, that he had his tallys up and all the
+kind words possible from him, which I believe is out of an apprehension
+what a fool he has made of himself hitherto in making so great a stop
+therein. But I find, and so my Lord Sandwich may, that Sir G. Carteret
+had a design to do him a disgrace, if he could possibly, otherwise he
+would never have carried the business so far after that manner, but would
+first have consulted my Lord and given him advice what to do therein for
+his own honour, which he thought endangered. Creed dined with me and
+then walked a while, and so away, and I to my office at my morning's work
+till dark night, and so with good content home. To supper, a little
+musique, and then to bed.
+
+
+
+7th. Up by 4 o'clock and to my office, and there continued all the
+morning upon my Navy book to my great content. At noon down by barge
+with Sir J. Minnes (who is going to Chatham) to Woolwich, in our way
+eating of some venison pasty in the barge, I having neither eat nor drank
+to-day, which fills me full of wind. Here also in Mr. Pett's garden I
+eat some and the first cherries I have eat this year, off the tree where
+the King himself had been gathering some this morning. Thence walked
+alone, only part of the way Deane walked with me, complaining of many
+abuses in the Yard, to Greenwich, and so by water to Deptford, where I
+found Mr. Coventry, and with him up and down all the stores, to the great
+trouble of the officers, and by his help I am resolved to fall hard to
+work again, as I used to do. So thence he and I by water talking of many
+things, and I see he puts his trust most upon me in the Navy, and talks,
+as there is reason, slightly of the two old knights, and I should be glad
+by any drudgery to see the King's stores and service looked to as they
+ought, but I fear I shall never understand half the miscarriages and
+tricks that the King suffers by. He tells me what Mr. Pett did to-day,
+that my Lord Bristoll told the King that he will impeach the Chancellor
+of High Treason: but I find that my Lord Bristoll hath undone himself
+already in every body's opinion, and now he endeavours to raise dust to
+put out other men's eyes, as well as his own; but I hope it will not
+take, in consideration merely that it is hard for a Prince to spare an
+experienced old officer, be he never so corrupt; though I hope this man
+is not so, as some report him to be. He tells me that Don John is yet
+alive, and not killed, as was said, in the great victory against the
+Spaniards in Portugall of late. So home, and late at my office. Thence
+home and to my musique. This night Mr. Turner's house being to be
+emptied out of my cellar, and therefore I think to sit up a little longer
+than ordinary. This afternoon, coming from the waterside with Mr.
+Coventry, I spied my boy upon Tower Hill playing with the rest of the
+boys; so I sent W. Griffin to take him, and he did bring him to me, and
+so I said nothing to him, but caused him to be stripped (for he was run
+away with his best suit), and so putting on his other, I sent him going,
+without saying one word hard to him, though I am troubled for the rogue,
+though he do not deserve it. Being come home I find my stomach not well
+for want of eating to-day my dinner as I should do, and so am become full
+of wind. I called late for some victuals, and so to bed, leaving the men
+below in the cellar emptying the vats up through Mr. Turner's own house,
+and so with more content to bed late.
+
+
+
+8th. Being weary, and going to bed late last night, I slept till 7
+o'clock, it raining mighty hard, and so did every minute of the day after
+sadly. But I know not what will become of the corn this year, we having
+had but two fair days these many months. Up and to my office, where all
+the morning busy, and then at noon home to dinner alone upon a good dish
+of eeles, given me by Michell, the Bewpers' man, and then to my viall a
+little, and then down into the cellar and up and down with Mr. Turner to
+see where his vault may be made bigger, or another made him, which I
+think may well be. And so to my office, where very busy all day setting
+things in order my contract books and preparing things against the next
+sitting. In the evening I received letters out of the country, among
+others from my wife, who methinks writes so coldly that I am much
+troubled at it, and I fear shall have much ado to bring her to her old
+good temper. So home to supper and musique, which is all the pleasure I
+have of late given myself, or is fit I should, others spending too much
+time and money. Going in I stepped to Sir W. Batten, and there staid and
+talked with him (my Lady being in the country), and sent for some
+lobsters, and Mrs. Turner came in, and did bring us an umble pie hot out
+of her oven, extraordinary good, and afterwards some spirits of her
+making, in which she has great judgment, very good, and so home, merry
+with this night's refreshment.
+
+
+
+9th. Up. Making water this morning, which I do every morning as soon as
+I am awake, with greater plenty and freedom than I used to do, which I
+think I may impute to last night's drinking of elder spirits. Abroad, it
+raining, to Blackfriars, and there went into a little alehouse and staid
+while I sent to the Wardrobe, but Mr. Moore was gone out. Here I kissed
+three or four times the maid of the house, who is a pretty girl, but very
+modest, and, God forgive me, had a mind to something more. Thence to my
+lawyer's; up and down to the Six Clerks' Office, where I found my bill
+against Tom Trice dismissed, which troubles me, it being through my
+neglect, and will put me to charges. So to Mr. Phillips, and discoursed
+with him about finding me out somebody that will let me have for money an
+annuity of about L100 per annum for two lives. So home, and there put up
+my riding things against the evening, in case Mr. Moore should continue
+his mind to go to Oxford, which I have little mind to do, the weather
+continuing so bad and the waters high. Dined at home, and Mr. Moore in
+the afternoon comes to me and concluded not to go. Sir W. Batten and I
+sat a little this afternoon at the office, and thence I by water to
+Deptford, and there mustered the Yard, purposely, God forgive me, to find
+out Bagwell, a carpenter, whose wife is a pretty woman, that I might have
+some occasion of knowing him and forcing her to come to the office again,
+which I did so luckily that going thence he and his wife did of
+themselves meet me in the way to thank me for my old kindness, but I
+spoke little to her, but shall give occasion for her coming to me. Her
+husband went along with me to show me Sir W. Pen's lodging, which I knew
+before, but only to have a time of speaking to him and sounding him. So
+left and I went in to Sir W. Pen, who continues ill, and worse, I think,
+than before. He tells me my Lady Castlemaine was at Court, for all this
+talk this week, which I am glad to hear; but it seems the King is
+stranger than ordinary to her. Thence walked home as I used to do, and
+to bed presently, having taken great cold in my feet by walking in the
+dirt this day in thin shoes or some other way, so that I begun to be in
+pain, and with warm clothes made myself better by morning, but yet in
+pain.
+
+
+
+10th. Up late and by water to Westminster Hall, where I met Pierce the
+chirurgeon, who tells me that for certain the King is grown colder to my
+Lady Castlemaine than ordinary, and that he believes he begins to love
+the Queen, and do make much of her, more than he used to do. Up to the
+Lobby, and there sent out for Mr. Coventry and Sir W. Batten, and told
+them if they thought convenient I would go to Chatham today, Sir John
+Minnes being already there at a Pay, and I would do such and such
+business there, which they thought well of, and so I went home and
+prepared myself to go after, dinner with Sir W. Batten. Sir W. Batten
+and Mr. Coventry tell me that my Lord Bristoll hath this day impeached my
+Lord Chancellor in the House of Lords of High Treason. The chief of the
+articles are these: 1st. That he should be the occasion of the peace
+made with Holland lately upon such disadvantageous terms, and that he was
+bribed to it. 2d. That Dunkirke was also sold by his advice chiefly, so
+much to the damage of England. 3d. That he had L6000 given him for the
+drawing-up or promoting of the Irish declaration lately, concerning the
+division of the lands there. 4th. He did carry on the design of the
+Portugall match, so much to the prejudice of the Crown of England,
+notwithstanding that he knew the Queen is not capable of bearing
+children. 5th. That the Duke's marrying of his daughter was a practice
+of his, thereby to raise his family; and that it was done by indirect
+courses. 6th. That the breaking-off of the match with Parma, in which
+he was employed at the very time when the match with Portugall was made
+up here, which he took as a great slur to him, and so it was; and that,
+indeed, is the chief occasion of all this fewde. 7th. That he hath
+endeavoured to bring in Popery, and wrote to the Pope for a cap for a
+subject of the King of England's (my Lord Aubigny ); and some say that he
+lays it to the Chancellor, that a good Protestant Secretary (Sir Edward
+Nicholas) was laid aside, and a Papist, Sir H. Bennet, put in his room:
+which is very strange, when the last of these two is his own creature,
+and such an enemy accounted to the Chancellor, that they never did nor do
+agree; and all the world did judge the Chancellor to be falling from the
+time that Sir H. Bennet was brought in. Besides my Lord Bristoll being a
+Catholique himself, all this is very strange. These are the main of the
+Articles. Upon which my Lord Chancellor desired that the noble Lord that
+brought in these Articles, would sign to them with his hand; which my
+Lord Bristoll did presently. Then the House did order that the judges
+should, against Monday next, bring in their opinion, Whether these
+articles are treason, or no? and next, they would know, Whether they were
+brought in regularly or no, without leave of the Lords' House? After
+dinner I took boat (H. Russell) and down to Gravesend in good time, and
+thence with a guide post to Chatham, where I found Sir J. Minnes and Mr.
+Wayth walking in the garden, whom I told all this day's news, which I
+left the town full of, and it is great news, and will certainly be in the
+consequence of it. By and by to supper, and after long discourse, Sir J.
+Minnes and I, he saw me to my chamber, which not pleasing me, I sent word
+so to Mrs. Bradford, that I should be crowded into such a hole, while the
+clerks and boarders of her own take up the best rooms. However I lay
+there and slept well.
+
+
+
+11th. Up early and to the Dock, and with the Storekeeper and other
+officers all the morning from one office to another. At noon to the
+Hill-house in Commissioner Pett's coach, and after seeing the guard-
+ships, to dinner, and after dining done to the Dock by coach, it raining
+hard, to see "The Prince" launched, which hath lain in the Dock in
+repairing these three years. I went into her and was launched in her.
+Thence by boat ashore, it raining, and I went to Mr. Barrow's, where Sir
+J. Minnes and Commissioner Pett; we staid long eating sweetmeats and
+drinking, and looking over some antiquities of Mr. Barrow's, among others
+an old manuscript Almanac, that I believe was made for some monastery, in
+parchment, which I could spend much time upon to understand. Here was a
+pretty young lady, a niece of Barrow's, which I took much pleasure to
+look on. Thence by barge to St. Mary Creek; where Commissioner Pett
+(doubtful of the growing greatness of Portsmouth by the finding of those
+creeks there), do design a wett dock at no great charge, and yet no
+little one; he thinks towards L10,000. And the place, indeed, is likely
+to be a very fit place, when the King hath money to do it with. Thence,
+it raining as hard as it could pour down, home to the Hillhouse, and anon
+to supper, and after supper, Sir J. Minnes and I had great discourse with
+Captain Cox and Mr. Hempson about business of the yard, and particularly
+of pursers' accounts with Hempson, who is a cunning knave in that point.
+So late to bed and, Mr. Wayth being gone, I lay above in the Treasurer's
+bed and slept well. About one or two in the morning the curtains of my
+bed being drawn waked me, and I saw a man stand there by the inside of my
+bed calling me French dogg 20 times, one after another, and I starting,
+as if I would get out of the bed, he fell a-laughing as hard as he could
+drive, still calling me French dogg, and laid his hand on my shoulder.
+At last, whether I said anything or no I cannot tell, but I perceived the
+man, after he had looked wistly upon me, and found that I did not answer
+him to the names that he called me by, which was Salmon, Sir Carteret's
+clerk, and Robt. Maddox, another of the clerks, he put off his hat on a
+suddaine, and forebore laughing, and asked who I was, saying, "Are you
+Mr. Pepys?" I told him yes, and now being come a little better to
+myself, I found him to be Tom Willson, Sir W. Batten's clerk, and fearing
+he might be in some melancholy fit, I was at a loss what to do or say.
+At last I asked him what he meant. He desired my pardon for that he was
+mistaken, for he thought verily, not knowing of my coming to lie there,
+that it had been Salmon, the Frenchman, with whom he intended to have
+made some sport. So I made nothing of it, but bade him good night, and
+I, after a little pause, to sleep again, being well pleased that it ended
+no worse, and being a little the better pleased with it, because it was
+the Surveyor's clerk, which will make sport when I come to tell Sir W.
+Batten of it, it being a report that old Edgeborough, the former
+Surveyor, who died here, do now and then walk.
+
+
+
+12th (Lord's day). Up, and meeting Tom Willson he asked my pardon again,
+which I easily did give him, telling him only that it was well I was not
+a woman with child, for it might have made me miscarry. With Sir J.
+Minnes to church, where an indifferent good sermon. Here I saw Mrs.
+Becky Allen, who hath been married, and is this day churched, after her
+bearing a child. She is grown tall, but looks very white and thin, and I
+can find no occasion while I am here to come to have her company, which I
+desire and expected in my coming, but only coming out of the church I
+kissed her and her sister and mother-in-law. So to dinner, Sir J.
+Minnes, Commissioner Pett, and I, &c., and after dinner walked in the
+garden, it being a very fine day, the best we have had this great while,
+if not this whole summer. To church again, and after that walked through
+the Rope-ground to the Dock, and there over and over the Dock and grounds
+about it, and storehouses, &c., with the officers of the Yard, and then
+to Commissioner Pett's and had a good sullybub and other good things, and
+merry. Commissioner Pett showed me alone his bodys as a secrett, which I
+found afterwards by discourse with Sir J. Minnes that he had shown them
+him, wherein he seems to suppose great mystery in the nature of Lynes to
+be hid, but I do not understand it at all. Thence walked to the Hill-
+house, being myself much dissatisfied, and more than I thought I should
+have been with Commissioner Pett, being, by what I saw since I came
+hither, convinced that he is not able to exercise the command in the Yard
+over the officers that he ought to do, or somebody else, if ever the
+service be well looked after there. Sat up and with Sir J. Minnes
+talking, and he speaking his mind in slighting of the Commissioner, for
+which I wish there was not so much reason. For I do see he is but a man
+of words, though indeed he is the ablest man that we have to do service
+if he would or durst. Sir J. Minnes being gone to bed, I took Mr.
+Whitfield, one of the clerks, and walked to the Dock about eleven at
+night, and there got a boat and a crew, and rowed down to the guard-
+ships, it being a most pleasant moonshine evening that ever I saw almost.
+The guard-ships were very ready to hail us, being no doubt commanded
+thereto by their Captain, who remembers how I surprised them the last
+time I was here. However, I found him ashore, but the ship in pretty
+good order, and the arms well fixed, charged, and primed. Thence to the
+Soveraign, where I found no officers aboard, no arms fixed, nor any
+powder to prime their few guns, which were charged, without bullet
+though. So to the London, where neither officers nor any body awake; I
+boarded her, and might have done what I would, and at last could find but
+three little boys; and so spent the whole night in visiting all the
+ships, in which I found, for the most part, neither an officer aboard,
+nor any men so much as awake, which I was grieved to find, specially so
+soon after a great Larum, as Commissioner Pett brought us word that he
+[had] provided against, and put all in a posture of defence but a week
+ago, all which I am resolved to represent to the Duke.
+
+
+
+13th. So, it being high day, I put in to shore and to bed for two hours
+just, and so up again, and with the Storekeeper and Clerk of the Rope-
+yard up and down the Dock and Rope-house, and by and by mustered the
+Yard, and instructed the Clerks of the Cheque in my new way of Callbook,
+and that and other things done, to the Hill-house, and there we eat
+something, and so by barge to Rochester, and there took coach hired for
+our passage to London, and Mrs. Allen, the clerk of the Rope-yard's wife
+with us, desiring her passage, and it being a most pleasant and warm day,
+we got by four o'clock home. In our way she telling us in what condition
+Becky Allen is married against all expectation a fellow that proves to be
+a coxcomb and worth little if any thing at all, and yet are entered into
+a way of living above their condition that will ruin them presently, for
+which, for the lady's sake, I am much troubled. Home I found all well
+there, and after dressing myself, I walked to the Temple; and there, from
+my cozen Roger, hear that the judges have this day brought in their
+answer to the Lords, That the articles against my Lord Chancellor are not
+Treason; and to-morrow they are to bring in their arguments to the House
+for the same. This day also the King did send by my Lord Chamberlain to
+the Lords, to tell them from him, that the most of the articles against
+my Lord Chancellor he himself knows to be false. Thence by water to
+Whitehall, and so walked to St. James's, but missed Mr. Coventry. I met
+the Queen-Mother walking in the Pell Mell, led by my Lord St. Alban's.
+And finding many coaches at the Gate, I found upon enquiry that the
+Duchess is brought to bed of a boy; and hearing that the King and Queen
+are rode abroad with the Ladies of Honour to the Park, and seeing a great
+crowd of gallants staying here to see their return, I also staid walking
+up and down, and among others spying a man like Mr. Pembleton (though I
+have little reason to think it should be he, speaking and discoursing
+long with my Lord D'Aubigne), yet how my blood did rise in my face, and I
+fell into a sweat from my old jealousy and hate, which I pray God remove
+from me. By and by the King and Queen, who looked in this dress (a white
+laced waistcoat and a crimson short pettycoat, and her hair dressed ci la
+negligence) mighty pretty; and the King rode hand in hand with her. Here
+was also my Lady Castlemaine rode among the rest of the ladies; but the
+King took, methought, no notice of her; nor when they 'light did any body
+press (as she seemed to expect, and staid for it) to take her down, but
+was taken down by her own gentleman. She looked mighty out of humour,
+and had a yellow plume in her hat (which all took notice of), and yet is
+very handsome, but very melancholy: nor did any body speak to her, or she
+so much as smile or speak to any body. I followed them up into White
+Hall, and into the Queen's presence, where all the ladies walked, talking
+and fiddling with their hats and feathers, and changing and trying one
+another's by one another's heads, and laughing. But it was the finest
+sight to me, considering their great beautys and dress, that ever I did
+see in all my life. But, above all, Mrs. Stewart in this dress, with her
+hat cocked and a red plume, with her sweet eye, little Roman nose, and
+excellent taille, is now the greatest beauty I ever saw, I think, in my
+life; and, if ever woman can, do exceed my Lady Castlemaine, at least in
+this dress nor do I wonder if the King changes, which I verily believe is
+the reason of his coldness to my Lady Castlemaine. Here late, with much
+ado I left to look upon them, and went away, and by water, in a boat with
+other strange company, there being no other to be had, and out of him
+into a sculler half to the bridge, and so home and to Sir W. Batten,
+where I staid telling him and Sir J. Minnes and Mrs. Turner, with great
+mirth, my being frighted at Chatham by young Edgeborough, and so home to
+supper and to bed, before I sleep fancying myself to sport with Mrs.
+Stewart with great pleasure.
+
+
+
+14th. Up a little late, last night recovering my sleepiness for the
+night before, which was lost, and so to my office to put papers and
+things to right, and making up my journal from Wednesday last to this
+day. All the morning at my office doing of business; at noon Mr. Hunt
+came to me, and he and I to the Exchange, and a Coffee House, and drank
+there, and thence to my house to dinner, whither my uncle Thomas came,
+and he tells me that he is going down to Wisbech, there to try what he
+can recover of my uncle Day's estate, and seems to have good arguments
+for what he do go about, in which I wish him good speed. I made him
+almost foxed, the poor man having but a bad head, and not used I believe
+nowadays to drink much wine. So after dinner, they being gone, I to my
+office, and so home to bed. This day I hear the judges, according to
+order yesterday, did bring into the Lords' House their reasons of their
+judgment in the business between my Lord Bristoll and the Chancellor; and
+the Lords do concur with the Judges that the articles are not treason,
+nor regularly brought into the House, and so voted that a Committee
+should be chosen to examine them; but nothing to be done therein till the
+next sitting of this Parliament (which is like to be adjourned in a day
+or two), and in the mean time the two Lords to, remain without prejudice
+done to either of them.
+
+
+
+15th. Up and all the morning at the office, among other things with
+Cooper the Purveyor, whose dullness in his proceeding in his work I was
+vexed at, and find that though he understands it may be as much as other
+men that profess skill in timber, yet I perceive that many things, they
+do by rote, and very dully. Thence home to dinner, whither Captain Grove
+came and dined with me, he going into the country to-day; among other
+discourse he told me of discourse very much to my honour, both as to my
+care and ability, happening at the Duke of Albemarle's table the other
+day, both from the Duke, and the Duchess themselves; and how I paid so
+much a year to him whose place it was of right, and that Mr. Coventry did
+report thus of me; which was greatly to my content, knowing how against
+their minds I was brought into the Navy. Thence by water to Westminster,
+and there spent a good deal of time walking in the Hall, which is going
+to be repaired, and, God forgive me, had a mind to have got Mrs. Lane
+abroad, or fallen in with any woman else (in that hot humour). But it so
+happened she could not go out, nor I meet with any body else, and so I
+walked homeward, and in my way did many and great businesses of my own at
+the Temple among my lawyers and others to my great content, thanking God
+that I did not fall into any company to occasion spending time and money.
+To supper, and then to a little viall and to bed, sporting in my fancy
+with the Queen.
+
+
+
+16th. Up and dispatched things into the country and to my father's, and
+two keggs of Sturgeon and a dozen bottles of wine to Cambridge for my
+cozen Roger Pepys, which I give him. By and by down by water on several
+Deall ships, and stood upon a stage in one place seeing calkers sheathing
+of a ship. Then at Wapping to my carver's about my Viall head. So home,
+and thence to my Viall maker's in Bishops, gate Street; his name is Wise,
+who is a pretty fellow at it. Thence to the Exchange, and so home to
+dinner, and then to my office, where a full board, and busy all the
+afternoon, and among other things made a great contract with Sir W.
+Warren for 40,000 deals Swinsound, at L3 17s. od. per hundred. In the
+morning before I went on the water I was at Thames Street about some
+pitch, and there meeting Anthony Joyce, I took him and Mr. Stacy, the
+Tarr merchant, to the tavern, where Stacy told me many old stories of my
+Lady Batten's former poor condition, and how her former husband broke,
+and how she came to her state. At night, after office done, I went to
+Sir W. Batten's, where my Lady and I [had] some high words about emptying
+our house of office, where I did tell her my mind, and at last agreed
+that it should be done through my office, and so all well. So home to
+bed.
+
+
+
+17th. Up, and after doing some business at my office, Creed came to me,
+and I took him to my viall maker's, and there I heard the famous Mr.
+Stefkins play admirably well, and yet I found it as it is always, I over
+expected. I took him to the tavern and found him a temperate sober man,
+at least he seems so to me. I commit the direction of my viall to him.
+Thence to the Change, and so home, Creed and I to dinner, and after
+dinner Sir W. Warren came to me, and he and I in my closet about his last
+night's contract, and from thence to discourse of measuring of timber,
+wherein I made him see that I could understand the matter well, and did
+both learn of and teach him something. Creed being gone through my
+staying talking to him so long, I went alone by water down to Redriffe,
+and so to sit and talk with Sir W. Pen, where I did speak very plainly
+concerning my thoughts of Sir G. Carteret and Sir J. Minnes. So as it
+may cost me some trouble if he should tell them again, but he said as
+much or more to me concerning them both, which I may remember if ever it
+should come forth, and nothing but what is true and my real opinion of
+them, that they neither do understand to this day Creed's accounts, nor
+do deserve to be employed in their places without better care, but that
+the King had better give them greater salaries to stand still and do
+nothing. Thence coming home I was saluted by Bagwell and his wife (the
+woman I have a kindness for), and they would have me into their little
+house, which I was willing enough to, and did salute his wife. They had
+got wine for me, and I perceive live prettily, and I believe the woman a
+virtuous modest woman. Her husband walked through to Redriffe with me,
+telling me things that I asked of in the yard, and so by water home, it
+being likely to rain again to-night, which God forbid. To supper and to
+bed.
+
+
+
+18th. Up and to my office, where all the morning, and Sir J. Minnes and
+I did a little, and but a little business at the office. So I eat a bit
+of victuals at home, and so abroad to several places, as my bookseller's,
+and then to Thomson the instrument maker's to bespeak a ruler for my
+pocket for timber, &c., which I believe he will do to my mind. So to the
+Temple, Wardrobe, and lastly to Westminster Hall, where I expected some
+bands made me by Mrs. Lane, and while she went to the starchers for them,
+I staid at Mrs. Howlett's, who with her husband were abroad, and only
+their daughter (which I call my wife) was in the shop, and I took
+occasion to buy a pair of gloves to talk to her, and I find her a pretty
+spoken girl, and will prove a mighty handsome wench. I could love her
+very well. By and by Mrs. Lane comes, and my bands not being done she
+and I posted and met at the Crown in the Palace Yard, where we eat a
+chicken I sent for, and drank, and were mighty merry, and I had my full
+liberty of towzing her and doing what I would, but the last thing of all
+. . . . Of which I am heartily ashamed, but I do resolve never to do
+more so. But, Lord! to see what a mind she has to a husband, and how she
+showed me her hands to tell her her fortune, and every thing that she
+asked ended always whom and when she was to marry. And I pleased her so
+well, saying as. I know she would have me, and then she would say that
+she had been with all the artists in town, and they always told her the
+same things, as that she should live long, and rich, and have a good
+husband, but few children, and a great fit of sickness, and 20 other
+things, which she says she has always been told by others. Here I staid
+late before my bands were done, and then they came, and so I by water to
+the Temple, and thence walked home, all in a sweat with my tumbling of
+her and walking, and so a little supper and to bed, fearful of having
+taken cold.
+
+
+
+19th (Lord's day). Lay very long in pleasant dreams till Church time,
+and so up, and it being foul weather so that I cannot walk as I intended
+to meet my Cozen Roger at Thomas Pepys's house (whither he rode last
+night), to Hatcham, I went to church, where a sober Doctor made a good
+sermon. So home to dinner alone, and then to read a little, and so to
+church again, where the Scot made an ordinary sermon, and so home to my
+office, and there read over my vows and increased them by a vow against
+all strong drink till November next of any sort or quantity, by which I
+shall try how I can forbear it. God send it may not prejudice my health,
+and then I care not. Then I fell to read over a silly play writ by a
+person of honour (which is, I find, as much as to say a coxcomb), called
+"Love a la Mode,"' and that being ended, home, and played on my lute and
+sung psalms till bedtime, then to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+20th. Up and to my office, and then walked to Woolwich, reading Bacon's
+"Faber fortunae,"
+
+ [Pepys may here refer either to Essay XLI. (of Fortune) or to a
+ chapter' in the "Advancement of Learning." The sentence, "Faber
+ quisque fortunae propria," said to be by Appius Claudian, is quoted
+ more than once in the "De Augmentis Scientiarum," lib. viii., cap.
+ 2.]
+
+which the oftener I read the more I admire. There found Captain Cocke,
+and up and down to many places to look after matters, and so walked back
+again with him to his house, and there dined very finely. With much ado
+obtained an excuse from drinking of wine, and did only taste a drop of
+Sack which he had for his lady, who is, he fears, a little consumptive,
+and her beauty begins to want its colour. It was Malago Sack, which, he
+says, is certainly 30 years old, and I tasted a drop of it, and it was
+excellent wine, like a spirit rather than wine. Thence by water to the
+office, and taking some papers by water to White Hall and St. James's,
+but there being no meeting with the Duke to-day, I returned by water and
+down to Greenwich, to look after some blocks that I saw a load carried
+off by a cart from Woolwich, the King's Yard. But I could not find them,
+and so returned, and being heartily weary I made haste to bed, and being
+in bed made Will read and construe three or four Latin verses in the
+Bible, and chide him for forgetting his grammar. So to sleep, and sleep
+ill all the night, being so weary, and feverish with it.
+
+
+
+21st. And so lay long in the morning, till I heard people knock at my
+door, and I took it to be about 8 o'clock (but afterwards found myself a
+little mistaken), and so I rose and ranted at Will and the maid, and
+swore I could find my heart to kick them down stairs, which the maid
+mumbled at mightily. It was my brother, who staid and talked with me,
+his chief business being about his going about to build his house new at
+the top, which will be a great charge for him, and above his judgment.
+By and by comes Mr. Deane, of Woolwich, with his draught of a ship, and
+the bend and main lines in the body of a ship very finely, and which do
+please me mightily, and so am resolved to study hard, and learn of him to
+understand a body, and I find him a very pretty fellow in it, and
+rational, but a little conceited, but that's no matter to me. At noon,
+by my Lady Batten's desire, I went over the water to Mr. Castle's, who
+brings his wife home to his own house to-day, where I found a great many
+good old women, and my Lady, Sir W. Batten, and Sir J. Minnes. A good,
+handsome, plain dinner, and then walked in the garden; which is pleasant
+enough, more than I expected there, and so Sir J. Minnes, Sir W. Batten,
+and I by water to the office, and there sat, and then I by water to the
+Temple about my law business, and back again home and wrote letters to my
+father and wife about my desire that they should observe the feast at
+Brampton, and have my Lady and the family, and so home to supper and bed,
+my head aching all the day from my last night's bad rest, and yesterday's
+distempering myself with over walking, and to-day knocking my head
+against a low door in Mr. Castle's house. This day the Parliament kept a
+fast for the present unseasonable weather.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up, and by and by comes my uncle Thomas, to whom I paid L10 for
+his last half year's annuity, and did get his and his son's hand and seal
+for the confirming to us Piggott's mortgage, which was forgot to be
+expressed in our late agreement with him, though intended, and therefore
+they might have cavilled at it, if they would. Thence abroad calling at
+several places upon some errands, among others to my brother Tom's barber
+and had my hair cut, while his boy played on the viallin, a plain boy,
+but has a very good genius, and understands the book very well, but to
+see what a shift he made for a string of red silk was very pleasant.
+Thence to my Lord Crew's. My Lord not being come home, I met and staid
+below with Captain Ferrers, who was come to wait upon my Lady Jemimah to
+St. James's, she being one of the four ladies that hold up the mantle at
+the christening this afternoon of the Duke's child (a boy). In discourse
+of the ladies at Court, Captain Ferrers tells me that my Lady Castlemaine
+is now as great again as ever she was; and that her going away was only a
+fit of her own upon some slighting words of the King, so that she called
+for her coach at a quarter of an hour's warning, and went to Richmond;
+and the King the next morning, under pretence of going a-hunting, went to
+see her and make friends, and never was a-hunting at all. After which
+she came back to Court, and commands the King as much as ever, and hath
+and doth what she will. No longer ago than last night, there was a
+private entertainment made for the King and Queen at the Duke of
+Buckingham's, and she: was not invited: but being at my Lady Suffolk's,
+her aunt's (where my Lady Jemimah and Lord Sandwich dined) yesterday, she
+was heard to say, "Well; much good may it do them, and for all that I
+will be as merry as they:" and so she went home and caused a great supper
+to be prepared. And after the King had been with the Queen at
+Wallingford House, he came to my Lady Castlemaine's, and was there all
+night, and my Lord Sandwich with him, which was the reason my Lord lay in
+town all night, which he has not done a great while before. He tells me
+he believes that, as soon as the King can get a husband for Mrs. Stewart
+however, my Lady Castlemaine's nose will be out of joynt; for that she
+comes to be in great esteem, and is more handsome than she. I found by
+his words that my Lord Sandwich finds some pleasure in the country where
+he now is, whether he means one of the daughters of the house or no I
+know not, but hope the contrary, that he thinks he is very well pleased
+with staying there, but yet upon breaking up of the Parliament, which the
+King by a message to-day says shall be on Monday next, he resolves to go.
+Ned Pickering, the coxcomb, notwithstanding all his hopes of my Lord's
+assistance, wherein I am sorry to hear my Lord has much concerned
+himself, is defeated of the place he expected under the Queen. He came
+hither by and by and brought some jewells for my Lady Jem. to put on,
+with which and her other clothes she looks passing well. I staid and
+dined with my Lord Crew, who whether he was not so well pleased with me
+as he used to be, or that his head was full of business, as I believe it
+was, he hardly spoke one word to me all dinner time, we dining alone,
+only young Jack Crew, Sir Thomas's son, with us. After dinner I bade him
+farewell. Sir Thomas I hear has gone this morning ill to bed, so I had
+no mind to see him. Thence homewards, and in the way first called at
+Wotton's, the shoemaker's, who tells me the reason of Harris's' going
+from Sir Wm. Davenant's house, that he grew very proud and demanded L20
+for himself extraordinary, more than Betterton or any body else, upon
+every new play, and L10 upon every revive; which with other things Sir W.
+Davenant would not give him, and so he swore he would never act there
+more, in expectation of being received in the other House; but the King
+will not suffer it, upon Sir W. Davenant's desire that he would not, for
+then he might shut up house, and that is true. He tells me that his
+going is at present a great loss to the House, and that he fears he hath
+a stipend from the other House privately. He tells the that the fellow
+grew very proud of late, the King and every body else crying him up so
+high, and that above Betterton, he being a more ayery man, as he is
+indeed. But yet Betterton, he says, they all say do act: some parts that
+none but himself can do. Thence to my bookseller's, and found my
+Waggoners done. The very binding cost me 14s., but they are well done,
+and so with a porter home with them, and so by water to Ratcliffe, and
+there went to speak with Cumberford the platt-maker, and there saw his
+manner of working, which is very fine and laborious. So down to
+Deptford, reading Ben Jonson's "Devil is an asse," and so to see Sir W.
+Pen, who I find walking out of doors a little, but could not stand long;
+but in doors and I with him, and staid a great while talking, I taking a
+liberty to tell him my thoughts in things of the office; that when he
+comes abroad again, he may know what to think of me, and to value me as
+he ought. Walked home as I used to do, and being weary, and after some
+discourse with Mr. Barrow, who came to see and take his leave of me, he
+being to-morrow to set out toward the Isle of Man, I went to bed. This
+day I hear that the Moores have made some attaques upon the outworks of
+Tangier; but my Lord Tiviott; with the loss of about 200 men, did beat
+them off, and killed many of them. To-morrow the King and Queen for
+certain go down to Tunbridge. But the King comes hack again against
+Monday to raise the Parliament.
+
+
+
+23rd. Up and to my office, and thence by information from, Mr. Ackworth
+I went down to Woolwich, and mustered the three East India ships that lie
+there, believing that there is great-juggling between the Pursers and
+Clerks of the Cheque in cheating the King of the wages and victuals of
+men that do not give attendance, and I found very few on board. So to
+the yard, and there mustered the yard, and found many faults, and
+discharged several fellows that were absent from their business. I staid
+also at Mr. Ackworth's desire at dinner with him and his wife, and there
+was a simple fellow, a gentleman I believe of the Court, their kinsmen,
+that threatened me I could have little discourse or begin, acquaintance
+with Ackworth's wife, and so after dinner away, with all haste home, and
+there found Sir J. Minnes and Sir W. Batten at the office, and by Sir W.
+Batten's testimony and Sir G. Carteret's concurrence was forced to
+consent to a business of Captain Cocke's timber, as bad as anything we
+have lately disputed about, and all through Mr. Coventry's not being with
+us. So up and to supper with Sir W. Batten upon a soused mullett, very
+good meat, and so home and to bed.
+
+
+
+24th. Up pretty early (though of late I have been faulty by an hour or
+two every morning of what I should do) and by water to the Temple, and
+there took leave of my cozen Roger Pepys, who goes out of town to-day.
+So to Westminster Hall, and there at Mrs. Michell's shop sent for beer
+and sugar and drink, and made great cheer with it among her and Mrs.
+Howlett, her neighbour, and their daughters, especially Mrs. Howlett's
+daughter, Betty, which is a pretty girl, and one I have long called wife,
+being, I formerly thought, like my own wife. After this good
+neighbourhood, which I do to give them occasion of speaking well and
+commending me in some company that now and then I know comes to their
+shop, I went to the Six clerks' office, and there had a writ for Tom
+Trice, and paid 20s. for it to Wilkinson, and so up and down to many
+places, among others to the viall maker's, and there saw the head, which
+now pleases me mightily, and so home, and being sent for presently to Mr.
+Bland's, where Mr. Povy and Gauden and I were invited to dinner, which we
+had very finely and great plenty, but for drink, though many and good, I
+drank nothing but small beer and water, which I drank so much that I wish
+it may not do me hurt. They had a kinswoman, they call daughter, in the
+house, a short, ugly, red-haired slut, that plays upon the virginalls,
+and sings, but after such a country manner I was weary of it, but yet
+could not but commend it. So by and by after dinner comes Monsr.
+Gotier, who is beginning to teach her, but, Lord! what a droll fellow it
+is to make her hold open her mouth, and telling this and that so drolly
+would make a man burst, but himself I perceive sings very well. Anon we
+sat dawn again to a collacon of cheesecakes, tarts, custards, and such
+like, very handsome, and so up and away home, where I at the office a
+while, till disturbed by, Mr. Hill, of Cambridge, with whom I walked in
+the garden a while, and thence home and then in my dining room walked,
+talking of several matters of state till 11 at night, giving him a glass
+of wine. I was not unwilling to hear him talk, though he is full of
+words, yet a man of large conversation, especially among the Presbyters
+and Independents; he tells me that certainly, let the Bishops alone, and
+they will ruin themselves, and he is confident that the King's
+declaration about two years since will be the foundation of the
+settlement of the Church some time or other, for the King will find it
+hard to banish all those that will appear Nonconformists upon this Act
+that is coming out against them. He being gone, I to bed.
+
+
+
+25th. Up and to my office setting papers in order for these two or three
+days, in which I have been hindered a little, and then having intended
+this day to go to Banstead Downs to see a famous race, I sent Will to get
+himself ready to go with me, and I also by and by home and put on my
+riding suit, and being ready came to the office to Sir J. Minnes and Sir
+W. Batten, and did a little of course at the office this morning, and so
+by boat to White Hall, where I hear that the race is put off, because the
+Lords do sit in Parliament to-day. However, having appointed Mr. Creed
+to come to me to Fox Hall, I went over thither, and after some debate,
+Creed and I resolved to go to Clapham, to Mr. Gauden's, who had sent his
+coach to their place for me because I was to have my horse of him to go
+to the race. So I went thither by coach and my Will by horse with me;
+Mr. Creed he went over back again to Westminster to fetch his horse.
+When I came to Mr. Gauden's one first thing was to show me his house,
+which is almost built, wherein he and his family live. I find it very
+regular and finely contrived, and the gardens and offices about it as
+convenient and as full of good variety as ever I saw in my life. It is
+true he hath been censured for laying out so much money; but he tells me
+that he built it for his brother, who is since dead (the Bishop), who
+when he should come to be Bishop of Winchester, which he was promised (to
+which bishoprick at present there is no house), he did intend to dwell
+here. Besides, with the good husbandry in making his bricks and other
+things I do not think it costs him so much money as people think and
+discourse. By and by to dinner, and in comes Mr. Creed. I saluted Mr.
+Gauden's lady, and the young ladies, he having many pretty children, and
+his sister, the Bishop's widow; who was, it seems, Sir W. Russel's
+daughter, the Treasurer of the Navy; who by her discourse at dinner I
+find to be very well-bred, and a woman of excellent discourse, even so
+much as to have my attention all dinner with much more pleasure than I
+did give to Mr. Creed, whose discourse was mighty merry in inveighing at
+Mr. Gauden's victuals that they had at sea the last voyage that he
+prosecuted, till methought the woman began to take it seriously. After
+dinner by Mr. Gauden's motion we got Mrs. Gauden and her sister to sing
+to a viall, on which Mr. Gauden's eldest son (a pretty man, but a simple
+one methinks) played but very poorly, and the musique bad, but yet I
+commended it. Only I do find that the ladies have been taught to sing
+and do sing well now, but that the viall puts them out. I took the viall
+and played some things from one of their books, Lyra lessons, which they
+seemed to like well. Thus we pass an hour or two after dinner and
+towards the evening we bade them Adieu! and took horse; being resolved
+that, instead of the race which fails us, we would go to Epsum. So we
+set out, and being gone a little way I sent home Will to look to the
+house, and Creed and I rode forward; the road being full of citizens
+going and coming toward Epsum, where, when we came, we could hear of no
+lodging, the town so full; but which was better, I went towards Ashted,
+my old place of pleasure; and there by direction of one goodman Arthur,
+whom we met on the way, we went to Farmer Page's, at which direction he
+and I made good sport, and there we got a lodging in a little hole we
+could not stand upright in, but rather than go further to look we staid
+there, and while supper was getting ready I took him to walk up and down
+behind my cozen Pepys's house that was, which I find comes little short
+of what I took it to be when I was a little boy, as things use commonly
+to appear greater than then when one comes to be a man and knows more,
+and so up and down in the closes, which I know so well methinks, and
+account it good fortune that I lie here that I may have opportunity to
+renew my old walks. It seems there is one Mr. Rouse, they call him the
+Queen's Tailor, that lives there now. So to our lodging to supper, and
+among other meats had a brave dish of cream, the best I ever eat in my
+life, and with which we pleased ourselves much, and by and by to bed,
+where, with much ado yet good sport, we made shift to lie, but with
+little ease, and a little spaniel by us, which has followed us all the
+way, a pretty dogg, and we believe that follows my horse, and do belong
+to Mrs. Gauden, which we, therefore, are very careful of.
+
+
+
+26th (Lord's-day). Up and to the Wells,
+
+
+ [Epsom medicinal wells were discovered about 1618, but they did not
+ become fashionable until the Restoration. John Toland, in his
+ "Description of Epsom," says that he often counted seventy coaches in
+ the Ring (the present racecourse on the Downs) on a Sunday evening;
+ but by the end of the eighteenth century Epsom had entirely lost its
+ vogue.]
+
+where great store of citizens, which was the greatest part of the
+company, though there were some others of better quality. I met many
+that I knew, and we drank each of us two pots and so walked away, it
+being very pleasant to see how everybody turns up his tail, here one and
+there another, in a bush, and the women in their quarters the like.
+Thence I walked with Creed to Mr. Minnes's house, which has now a very
+good way made to it, and thence to Durdans and walked round it and within
+the Court Yard and to the Bowling-green, where I have seen so much mirth
+in my time; but now no family in it (my Lord Barkeley, whose it is, being
+with his family at London), and so up and down by Minnes's wood, with
+great pleasure viewing my old walks, and where Mrs. Hely and I did use to
+walk and talk, with whom I had the first sentiments of love and pleasure
+in woman's company, discourse, and taking her by the hand, she being a
+pretty woman. So I led him to Ashted Church (by the place where Peter,
+my cozen's man, went blindfold and found a certain place we chose for him
+upon a wager), where we had a dull Doctor, one Downe, worse than I think
+even parson King was, of whom we made so much scorn, and after sermon
+home, and staid while our dinner, a couple of large chickens, were
+dressed, and a good mess of cream, which anon we had with good content,
+and after dinner (we taking no notice of other lodgers in the house,
+though there was one that I knew, and knew and spoke to me, one Mr.
+Rider, a merchant), he and I to walk, and I led him to the pretty little
+wood behind my cozens house, into which we got at last by clambering, and
+our little dog with us, but when we were among the hazel trees and
+bushes, Lord! what a course did we run for an hour together, losing
+ourselves, and indeed I despaired I should ever come to any path, but
+still from thicket to thicket, a thing I could hardly have believed a man
+could have been lost so long in so small a room. At last I found out a
+delicate walk in the middle that goes quite through the wood, and then
+went out of the wood, and holloed Mr. Creed, and made him hunt me from
+place to place, and at last went in and called him into my fine walk, the
+little dog still hunting with us through the wood. In this walk being
+all bewildered and weary and sweating, Creed he lay down upon the ground,
+which I did a little, but I durst not long, but walked from him in the
+fine green walk, which is half a mile long, there reading my vows as I
+used to on Sundays. And after that was done, and going and lying by
+Creed an hour, he and I rose and went to our lodging and paid our
+reckoning, and so mounted, whether to go toward London home or to find a
+new lodging, and so rode through Epsum, the whole town over, seeing the
+various companys that were there walking; which was very pleasant to see
+how they are there without knowing almost what to do, but only in the
+morning to drink waters. But, Lord! to see how many I met there of
+citizens, that I could not have thought to have seen there, or that they
+had ever had it in their heads or purses to go down thither. We rode out
+of the town through Yowell beyond Nonesuch House a mile, and there our
+little dogg, as he used to do, fell a-running after a flock of sheep
+feeding on the common, till he was out of sight, and then endeavoured to
+come back again, and went to the last gate that he parted with us at, and
+there the poor thing mistakes our scent, instead of coming forward he
+hunts us backward, and runs as hard as he could drive back towards
+Nonesuch, Creed and I after him, and being by many told of his going that
+way and the haste he made, we rode still and passed him through Yowell,
+and there we lost any further information of him. However, we went as
+far as Epsum almost, hearing nothing of him, we went back to Yowell, and
+there was told that he did pass through the town. We rode back to
+Nonesuch to see whether he might be gone back again, but hearing nothing
+we with great trouble and discontent for the loss of our dogg came back
+once more to Yowell, and there set up our horses and selves for all
+night, employing people to look for the dogg in the town, but can hear
+nothing of him. However, we gave order for supper, and while that was
+dressing walked out through Nonesuch Park to the house, and there viewed
+as much as we could of the outside, and looked through the great gates,
+and found a noble court; and altogether believe it to have been a very
+noble house, and a delicate park about it, where just now there was a doe
+killed, for the King to carry up to Court. So walked back again, and by
+and by our supper being ready, a good leg of mutton boiled, we supped and
+to bed, upon two beds in the same room, wherein we slept most excellently
+all night.
+
+
+
+27th. Up in the morning about 7 o'clock, and after a little study,
+resolved of riding to the Wells to look for our dogg, which we did, but
+could hear nothing; but it being much a warmer day than yesterday there
+was great store of gallant company, more than then, to my greater
+pleasure. There was at a distance, under one of the trees on the common,
+a company got together that sung. I, at the distance, and so all the
+rest being a quarter of a mile off, took them for the Waytes, so I rode
+up to them, and found them only voices, some citizens met by chance, that
+sung four or five parts excellently. I have not been more pleased with a
+snapp of musique, considering the circumstances of the time and place,,
+in all my life anything so pleasant. We drank each of us, three cupps,
+and so, after riding up to the horsemen upon the hill, where they were
+making of matches to run, we went away and to Yowell, where we found our
+breakfast, the remains of our supper last night hashed, and by and by,
+after the smith had set on two new shoes to Creed's horse, we mounted,
+and with little discourse, I being intent upon getting home in time, we
+rode hard home, observing Mr. Gauden's house, but not calling there (it
+being too late for me to stay, and wanting their dog too). The house
+stands very finely, and has a graceful view to the highway. Set up our
+horses at Fox Hall, and I by water (observing the King's barge attending
+his going to the House this day) home, it being about one o'clock. So
+got myself ready and shifting myself, and so by water to Westminster, and
+there came most luckily to the Lords' House as the House of Commons were
+going into the Lord's House, and there I crowded in along with the
+Speaker, and got to stand close behind him, where he made his speech to
+the King (who sat with his crown on and robes, and so all the Lords in
+their robes, a fine sight); wherein he told his Majesty what they have
+done this Parliament, and now offered for his royall consent. The
+greatest matters were a bill for the Lord's day (which it seems the Lords
+have lost, and so cannot be passed, at which the Commons are displeased);
+the bills against Conventicles and Papists (but it seems the Lords have
+not passed them), and giving his Majesty four entire subsidys; which
+last, with about twenty smaller Acts, were passed with this form: The
+Clerk of the House reads the title of the bill, and then looks at the end
+and there finds (writ by the King I suppose) "Le Roy le veult," and that
+he reads. And to others he reads, "Soit fait comme vous desirez." And
+to the Subsidys, as well that for the Commons, I mean the layety, as for
+the Clergy, the King writes, "Le Roy remerciant les Seigneurs, &c.,
+Prelats, &c., accepte leur benevolences." The Speaker's speech was far
+from any oratory, but was as plain (though good matter) as any thing
+could be, and void of elocution. After the bills passed, the King,
+sitting on his throne, with his speech writ in a paper which he held in
+his lap, and scarce looked off of it, I thought, all the time he made his
+speech to them, giving them thanks for their subsidys, of which, had he
+not need, he would not have asked or received them; and that need, not
+from any extravagancys of his, he was sure, in any thing, but the
+disorders of the times compelling him to be at greater charge than he
+hoped for the future, by their care in their country, he should be: and
+that for his family expenses and others, he would labour however to
+retrench in many things convenient, and would have all others to do so
+too. He desired that nothing of old faults should be remembered, or
+severity for the same used to any in the country, it being his desire to
+have all forgot as well as forgiven. But, however, to use all care in
+suppressing any tumults, &c.; assuring them that the restless spirits of
+his and their adversaries have great expectations of something to be done
+this summer. And promised that though the Acts about Conventicles and
+Papists were not ripe for passing this Session, yet he would take care
+himself that neither of them should in this intervall be encouraged to
+the endangering of the peace; and that at their next meeting he would
+himself prepare two bills for them concerning them. So he concluded,
+that for the better proceeding of justice he did think fit to make this a
+Session, and to prorogue them to the 16th of March next. His speech was
+very plain, nothing at all of spirit in it, nor spoke with any; but
+rather on the contrary imperfectly, repeating many times his words though
+he read all which I was sorry to see, it having not been hard for him to
+have got all the speech without book. So they all went away, the King
+out of the House at the upper end, he being by and by to go to Tunbridge
+to the Queen; and I in the Painted Chamber spoke with my Lord Sandwich
+while he was putting off his robes, who tells me he will now hasten down
+into the country, as soon as he can get some money settled on the
+Wardrobe. Here meeting Creed, he and I down to the Hall, and I having at
+Michell's shop wrote a little letter to Mr. Gauden, to go with his horse,
+and excusing my not taking leave or so much as asking after the old lady
+the widow when we came away the other day from them, he and I over the
+water to Fox Hall, and there sent away the horse with my letter, and then
+to the new Spring Garden, walking up and down, but things being dear and
+little attendance to be had we went away, leaving much brave company
+there, and so to a less house hard by, where we liked very well their
+Codlin tarts, having not time, as we intended, to stay the getting ready
+of a dish of pease. And there came to us an idle boy to show us some
+tumbling tricks, which he did very well, and the greatest bending of his
+body that ever I observed in my life. Thence by water to White Hall, and
+walked over the Park to St. James's; but missed Mr. Coventry, he not
+being within; and so out again, and there the Duke was coming along the
+Pell-Mell. It being a little darkish, I staid not to take notice of him,
+but we went directly back again. And in our walk over the Park, one of
+the Duke's footmen came running behind us, and came looking just in our
+faces to see who we were, and went back again. What his meaning is I
+know not, but was fearful that I might not go far enough with my hat off,
+though methinks that should not be it, besides, there were others covered
+nearer than myself was, but only it was my fear. So to White Hall and by
+water to the Bridge, and so home to bed, weary and well pleased with my
+journey in all respects. Only it cost me about 20s., but it was for my
+health, and I hope will prove so, only I do find by my riding a little
+swelling to rise just by my anus. I had the same the last time I rode,
+and then it fell again, and now it is up again about the bigness of the
+bag of a silkworm, makes me fearful of a rupture. But I will speak to
+Mr. Hollyard about it, and I am glad to find it now, that I may prevent
+it before it goes too far.
+
+
+
+28th. Up after sleeping very well, and so to my office setting down the
+Journall of this last three days, and so settled to business again, I
+hope with greater cheerfulness and success by this refreshment.: At the
+office all the morning, and at noon to Wise's about my viall that is
+a-doing, and so home to dinner and then to the office, where we sat all
+the afternoon till night, and I late at it till after the office was
+risen. Late came my Jane and her brother Will: to entreat for my taking
+of the boy again, but I will not hear her, though I would yet be glad to
+do anything for her sake to the boy, but receive him again I will not,
+nor give him anything. She would have me send him to sea; which if I
+could I would do, but there is no ship going out. The poor girl cried
+all the time she was with me, and would not go from me, staying about two
+hours with me till 10 or 11 o'clock, expecting that she might obtain
+something of me, but receive him I will not. So the poor girl was fain
+to go away crying and saying little. So from thence home, where my house
+of office was emptying, and I find they will do, it with much more
+cleanness than I expected. I went up and down among them a good while,
+but knowing that Mr. Coventry was to call me in the morning, I went to
+bed and left them to look after the people. So to bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Up about 6 o'clock, and found the people to have just done, and
+Hannah not gone to bed yet, but was making clean of the yard and kitchen.
+Will newly gone to bed. So I to my office, and having given some order
+to Tom Hater, to whom I gave leave for his recreation to go down to
+Portsmouth this Pay, I went down to Wapping to Sir W. Warren, and there
+staid an hour or two discoursing of some of his goods and then things in
+general relating to this office, &c., and so home, and there going to Sir
+William Batten (having no stomach to dine at home, it being yet hardly
+clean of last night's [mess])and there I dined with my Lady and her
+daughter and son Castle, and mighty kind she is and I kind to her, but,
+Lord! how freely and plainly she rails against Commissioner Pett,
+calling him rogue, and wondering that the King keeps such a fellow in the
+Navy. Thence by and by walked to see Sir W. Pen at Deptford, reading by
+the way a most ridiculous play, a new one, called "The Politician
+Cheated." After a little sitting with him I walked to the yard a little
+and so home again, my Will with me, whom I bade to stay in the yard for
+me, and so to bed. This morning my brother Tom was with me, and we had
+some discourse again concerning his country mistress, but I believe the
+most that is fit for us to condescend to, will not content her friends.
+
+
+
+30th. Up and to the office to get business ready for our sitting, this
+being the first day of altering it from afternoon during the Parliament
+sitting to the fore-noon again. By and by Mr. Coventry only came (Sir
+John Minnes and Sir William Batten being gone this morning to Portsmouth
+to pay some ships and the yard there), and after doing a little business
+he and I down to Woolwich, and there up and down the yard, and by and by
+came Sir G. Carteret and we all looked into matters, and then by water
+back to Deptford, where we dined with him at his house, a very good
+dinner and mightily tempted with wines of all sorts and brave French
+Syder, but I drunk none. But that which is a great wonder I find his
+little daughter Betty, that was in hanging sleeves but a month or two
+ago, and is a very little young child; married, and to whom, but to young
+Scott, son to Madam Catharine Scott, that was so long in law, and at
+whose triall I was with her husband; he pleading that it was unlawfully
+got and would not own it, she, it seems, being brought to bed of it, if
+not got by somebody else at Oxford, but it seems a little before his
+death he did own the child, and hath left him his estate, not long since.
+So Sir G. Carteret hath struck up of a sudden a match with him for his
+little daughter. He hath about L2000 per annum; and it seems Sir G.
+Carteret hath by this means over-reached Sir H. Bennet, who did endeavour
+to get this gentleman for a sister of his, but Sir G. Carteret I say has
+over-reached him. By this means Sir G. Carteret hath married two
+daughters this year both very well. After dinner into Deptford yard, but
+our bellies being full we could do no great business, and so parted, and
+Mr. Coventry and I to White Hall by water, where we also parted, and I to
+several places about business, and so calling for my five books of the
+Variorum print bound according to my common binding instead of the other
+which is more gaudy I went home. The town talk this day is of nothing
+but the great foot-race run this day on Banstead Downes, between Lee, the
+Duke of Richmond's footman, and a tyler, a famous runner. And Lee hath
+beat him; though the King and Duke of York and all men almost did bet
+three or four to one upon the tyler's head.
+
+
+
+31st. Up early to my accounts this month, and I find myself worth clear
+L730, the most I ever had yet, which contents me though I encrease but
+very little. Thence to my office doing business, and at noon to my viall
+maker's, who has begun it and has a good appearance, and so to the
+Exchange, where I met Dr. Pierce, who tells me of his good luck to get to
+be groom of the Privy-Chamber to the Queen, and without my Lord
+Sandwich's help; but only by his good fortune, meeting a man that hath
+let him have his right for a small matter, about L60, for which he can
+every day have L400. But he tells me my Lord hath lost much honour in
+standing so long and so much for that coxcomb Pickering, and at last not
+carrying it for him; but hath his name struck out by the King and Queen
+themselves after he had been in ever since the Queen's coming. But he
+tells me he believes that either Sir H. Bennet, my Lady Castlemaine, or
+Sir Charles Barkeley had received some money for the place, and so the
+King could not disappoint them, but was forced to put out this fool
+rather than a better man. And I am sorry to hear what he tells me that
+Sir Charles Barkeley hath still such power over the King, as to be able
+to fetch him from the Council-table to my Lady Castlemaine when he
+pleases. He tells me also, as a friend, the great injury that he thinks
+I do myself by being so severe in the Yards, and contracting the ill-will
+of the whole Navy for those offices, singly upon myself. Now I discharge
+a good conscience therein, and I tell him that no man can (nor do he say
+any say it) charge me with doing wrong; but rather do as many good
+offices as any man. They think, he says, that I have a mind to get a
+good name with the King and Duke, who he tells me do not consider any
+such thing; but I shall have as good thanks to let all alone, and do as
+the rest. But I believe the contrary; and yet I told him I never go to
+the Duke alone, as others do, to talk of my own services. However, I
+will make use of his council, and take some course to prevent having the
+single ill-will of the office. Before I went to the office I went to the
+Coffee House, where Sir J. Cutler and Mr. Grant were, and there Mr. Grant
+showed me letters of Sir William Petty's, wherein he says, that his
+vessel which he hath built upon two keeles (a modell whereof, built for
+the King, he showed me) hath this month won a wager of L50 in sailing
+between Dublin and Holyhead with the pacquett-boat, the best ship or
+vessel the King hath there; and he offers to lay with any vessel in the
+world. It is about thirty ton in burden, and carries thirty men, with
+good accommodation, (as much more as any ship of her burden,) and so any
+vessel of this figure shall carry more men, with better accommodation by
+half, than any other ship. This carries also ten guns, of about five
+tons weight. In their coming back from Holyhead they started together,
+and this vessel came to Dublin by five at night, and the pacquett-boat
+not before eight the next morning; and when they came they did believe
+that, this vessel had been drowned, or at least behind, not thinking she
+could have lived in that sea. Strange things are told of this vessel,
+and he concludes his letter with this position, "I only affirm that the
+perfection of sayling lies in my principle, finde it out who can."
+Thence home, in my way meeting Mr. Rawlinson, who tells me that my uncle
+Wight is off of his Hampshire purchase and likes less of the Wights, and
+would have me to be kind and study to please him, which I am resolved to
+do. Being at home he sent for me to dinner to meet Mr. Moore, so I went
+thither and dined well, but it was strange for me to refuse, and yet I
+did without any reluctancy to drink wine in a tavern, where nothing else
+almost was drunk, and that excellent good. Thence with Mr. Moore to the
+Wardrobe, and there sat while my Lord was private with Mr. Townsend about
+his accounts an hour or two, we reading of a merry book against the
+Presbyters called Cabbala, extraordinary witty. Thence walked home and
+to my office, setting papers of all sorts and writing letters and putting
+myself into a condition to go to Chatham with Mr. Coventry to-morrow.
+So, at almost 12 o'clock, and my eyes tired with seeing to write, I went
+home and to bed. Ending the month with pretty good content of mind, my
+wife in the country and myself in good esteem, and likely by pains to
+become considerable, I think, with God's blessing upon my diligence.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS.
+ AUGUST
+ 1663
+
+
+Aug. 1st. Up betimes and got me ready, and so to the office and put
+things in order for my going. By and by comes Sir G. Carteret, and he
+and I did some business, and then Mr. Coventry sending for me, he staying
+in the boat, I got myself presently ready and down to him, he and I by
+water to Gravesend (his man Lambert with us), and there eat a bit and so
+mounted, I upon one of his horses which met him there, a brave proud
+horse, all the way talking of businesses of the office and other matters
+to good purpose. Being come to Chatham, we put on our boots and so
+walked to the yard, where we met Commissioner Pett, and there walked up
+and down looking and inquiring into many businesses, and in the evening
+went to the Commissioner's and there in his upper Arbor sat and talked,
+and there pressed upon the Commissioner to take upon him a power to
+correct and suspend officers that do not their duty and other things,
+which he unwillingly answered he would if we would own him in it. Being
+gone thence Mr. Coventry and I did discourse about him, and conclude that
+he is not able to do the same in that yard that he might and can and it
+maybe will do in another, what with his old faults and the relations that
+he has to most people that act there. After an hour or two's discourse
+at the Hill-house before going to bed, I see him to his and he me to my
+chamber, he lying in the Treasurer's and I in the Controller's chambers.
+
+
+
+2nd (Lord's day). Up and after the barber had done he and I walked to
+the Docke, and so on board the Mathias, where Commissioner Pett and he
+and I and a good many of the officers and others of the yard did hear an
+excellent sermon of Mr. Hudson's upon "All is yours and you are God's,"
+a most ready, learned, and good sermon, such as I have not heard a good
+while, nor ever thought he could have preached. We took him with us to
+the Hill-house, and there we dined, and an officer or two with us. So
+after dinner the company withdrew, and we three to private discourse and
+laid the matters of the yard home again to the Commissioner, and
+discoursed largely of several matters. Then to the parish church, and
+there heard a poor sermon with a great deal of false Greek in it, upon
+these words, "Ye are my friends, if ye do these things which I command
+you." Thence to the Docke and by water to view St. Mary Creeke, but do
+not find it so proper for a wet docks as we would have it, it being
+uneven ground and hard in the bottom and no, great depth of water in many
+places. Returned and walked from the Docke home, Mr. Coventry and I very
+much troubled to see how backward Commissioner Pett is to tell any of the
+faults of the officers, and to see nothing in better condition here for
+his being here than they are in other yards where there is none. After
+some discourse to bed. But I sat up an hour after Mr. Coventry was gone
+to read my vows, it raining a wonderful hard showre about 11 at night for
+an hour together. So to bed.
+
+
+
+3rd. Up both of us very betimes and to the Yard, and see the men called
+over and choose some to be discharged. Then to the Ropehouses and viewed
+them all and made an experiment which was the stronger, English or Riga
+hemp, the latter proved the stronger, but the other is very good, and
+much better we believe than any but Riga. We did many other things this
+morning, and I caused the Timber measurer to measure some timber, where I
+found much fault and with reason, which we took public notice of, and did
+give them admonition for the time to come. At noon Mr. Pett did give us
+a very great dinner, too big in all conscience, so that most of it was
+left untouched. Here was Collonell Newman and several other gentlemen of
+the country and officers of the yard. After dinner they withdrew and
+Commissioner Pett, Mr. Coventry and I sat close to our business all the
+noon in his parler, and there run through much business and answered
+several people. And then in the evening walked in the garden, where we
+conjured him to look after the yard, and for the time to come that he
+would take the whole faults and ill management of the yard upon himself,
+he having full power and our concurrence to suspend or do anything else
+that he thinks fit to keep people and officers to their duty. He having
+made good promises, though I fear his performance, we parted (though I
+spoke so freely that he could have been angry) good friends, and in some
+hopes that matters will be better for the time to come. So walked to the
+Hillhouse (which we did view and the yard about it, and do think to put
+it off as soon as we can conveniently) and there made ourselves ready and
+mounted and rode to Gravesend (my riding Coate not being to be found I
+fear it is stole) on our way being overtaken by Captain Browne that
+serves the office of the Ordnance at Chatham. All the way, though he was
+a rogue and served the late times all along, yet he kept us in discourse
+of the many services that he did for many of the King's party, lords and
+Dukes, and among others he recovered a dog that was stolne from Mr. Cary
+(head-keeper of the buck-hounds to the King) and preserved several horses
+of the Duke of Richmond's, and his best horse he was forst to put out his
+eyes and keep him for a stallion to preserve him from being carried away.
+But he gone at last upon my enquiry to tell us how (he having been here
+too for survey of the Ropeyard) the day's work of the Rope-makers become
+settled, which pleased me very well. Being come to our Inn Mr. Coventry
+and I sat, and talked till 9 or 10 a-clock and then to bed.
+
+
+
+4th. We were called up about four a-clock, and being ready went and took
+a Gravesend boat, and to London by nine a-clock. By the way talking of
+several businesses of the navy. So to the office, where Sir Wm. Pen (the
+first time that he has been with us a great while, he having been long
+sick) met us, and there we sat all the morning. My brother John I find
+come to town to my house, as I sent for him, on Saturday last; so at noon
+home and dined with him, and after dinner and the barber been with me I
+walked out with him to my viall maker's and other places and then left
+him, and I by water to Blackbury's, and there talked with him about some
+masts (and by the way he tells me that Paul's is now going to be repaired
+in good earnest), and so with him to his garden close by his house, where
+I eat some peaches and apricots; a very pretty place. So over the water
+to Westminster hall, and not finding Mrs. Lane, with whom I purposed to
+be merry, I went to Jervas's and took him and his wife over the water to
+their mother Palmer's (the woman that speaks in the belly, and with whom
+I have two or three years ago made good sport with Mr. Mallard), thinking
+because I had heard that she is a woman of that sort that I might there
+have lit upon some lady of pleasure (for which God forgive me), but blest
+be God there was none, nor anything that pleased me, but a poor little
+house that she has set out as fine as she can, and for her singing which
+she pretends to is only some old body songs and those sung abominably,
+only she pretends to be able to sing both bass and treble, which she do
+something like, but not what I thought formerly and expected now; nor do
+her speaking in her belly take me now as it did then, but it may be that
+is because I know it and see her mouth when she speaks, which should not
+be. After I had spent a shilling there in wine I took boat with Jervas
+and his wife and set them at Westminster, and it being late forbore Mrs.
+Lane and went by water to the Old Swan by a boat, where I had good sport
+with one of the young men about his travells as far as Voxhall, in
+mockery, which yet the fellow answered me most prettily and traveller-
+like unto my very good mirth. So home, and with my brother eat a bit of
+bread and cheese, and so to bed, he with me. This day I received a
+letter from my wife, which troubles me mightily, wherein she tells me how
+Ashwell did give her the lie to her teeth, and that thereupon my wife
+giving her a box on the eare, the other struck her again, and a deal of
+stir which troubles me, and that my Lady has been told by my father or
+mother something of my wife's carriage, which altogether vexes me, and I
+fear I shall find a trouble of my wife when she comes home to get down
+her head again, but if Ashwell goes I am resolved to have no more, but to
+live poorly and low again for a good while, and save money and keep my
+wife within bounds if I can, or else I shall bid Adieu to all content in
+the world. So to bed, my mind somewhat disturbed at this, but yet I
+shall take care, by prudence, to avoid the ill consequences which I fear,
+things not being gone too far yet, and this height that my wife is come
+to being occasioned from my own folly in giving her too much head
+heretofore for the year past.
+
+
+
+5th. All the morning at the office, whither Deane of Woolwich came to me
+and discoursed of the body of ships, which I am now going about to
+understand, and then I took him to the coffee-house, where he was very
+earnest against Mr. Grant's report in favour of Sir W. Petty's vessel,
+even to some passion on both sides almost. So to the Exchange, and
+thence home to dinner with my brother, and in the afternoon to
+Westminster hall, and there found Mrs. Lane, and by and by by agreement
+we met at the Parliament stairs (in my way down to the boat who should
+meet us but my lady Jemimah, who saw me lead her but said nothing to me
+of her, though I ought to speak to her to see whether she would take
+notice of it or no) and off to Stangate and so to the King's Head at
+Lambeth marsh, and had variety of meats and drinks, but I did so towse
+her and handled her, but could get nothing more from her though I was
+very near it; but as wanton and bucksome as she is she dares not
+adventure upon the business, in which I very much commend and like her.
+Staid pretty late, and so over with her by water, and being in a great
+sweat with my towsing of her durst not go home by water, but took coach,
+and at home my brother and I fell upon Des Cartes, and I perceive he has
+studied him well, and I cannot find but he has minded his book, and do
+love it. This evening came a letter about business from Mr. Coventry,
+and with it a silver pen he promised me to carry inke in, which is very
+necessary. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+6th. Up and was angry with my maid Hannah for keeping the house no
+better, it being more dirty now-a-days than ever it was while my whole
+family was together. So to my office, whither Mr. Coventry came and Sir
+William Pen, and we sat all the morning. This day Mr. Coventry borrowed
+of me my manuscript of the Navy. At noon I to the 'Change, and meeting
+with Sir W. Warren, to a coffee-house, and there finished a contract with
+him for the office, and so parted, and I to my cozen Mary Joyce's at a
+gossiping, where much company and good cheer. There was the King's
+Falconer, that lives by Paul's, and his wife, an ugly pusse, but brought
+him money. He speaking of the strength of hawkes, which will strike a
+fowle to the ground with that force that shall make the fowle rebound a
+great way from ground, which no force of man or art can do, but it was
+very pleasant to hear what reasons he and another, one Ballard, a rich
+man of the same Company of Leathersellers of which the Joyces are, did
+give for this. Ballard's wife, a pretty and a very well-bred woman, I
+took occasion to kiss several times, and she to carve, drink, and show me
+great respect. After dinner to talk and laugh. I drank no wine, but
+sent for some water; the beer not being good. A fiddler was sent for,
+and there one Mrs. Lurkin, a neighbour, a good, and merry poor woman, but
+a very tall woman, did dance and show such tricks that made us all merry,
+but above all a daughter of Mr. Brumfield's, black, but well-shaped and
+modest, did dance very well, which pleased me mightily. I begun the
+Duchess with her, but could not do it; but, however, I came off well
+enough, and made mighty much of her, kissing and leading her home, with
+her cozen Anthony and Kate Joyce (Kate being very handsome and well, that
+is, handsomely dressed to-day, and I grew mighty kind and familiar with
+her, and kissed her soundly, which she takes very well) to their house,
+and there I left them, having in our way, though nine o'clock at night,
+carried them into a puppet play in Lincolnes Inn Fields, where there was
+the story of Holofernes, and other clockwork, well done. There was at
+this house today Mr. Lawrence, who did give the name, it seems, to my
+cozen Joyce's child, Samuel, who is a very civil gentleman, and his wife
+a pretty woman, who, with Kate Joyce, were stewards of the feast to-day,
+and a double share cost for a man and a woman came to 16s., which I also
+would pay, though they would not by any means have had me do so. I
+walked home very well contented with this afternoon's work, I thinking it
+convenient to keep in with the Joyces against a bad day, if I should have
+occasion to make use of them. So I walked home, and after a letter to my
+wife by the post and my father, I home to supper, and after a little talk
+with my brother to bed.
+
+
+
+7th. Up and to my office a little, and then to Brown's for my measuring
+rule, which is made, and is certainly the best and the most commodious
+for carrying in one's pocket, and most useful that ever was made, and
+myself have the honour of being as it were the inventor of this form of
+it. Here I staid discoursing an hour with him and then home, and thither
+came Sir Fairbrother to me, and we walked a while together in the garden
+and then abroad into the cittie, and then we parted for a while and I to
+my Viall, which I find done and once varnished, and it will please me
+very well when it is quite varnished. Thence home and to study my new
+rule till my head aked cruelly. So by and by to dinner and the Doctor
+and Mr. Creed came to me. The Doctor's discourse, which (though he be a
+very good-natured man) is but simple, was some sport to me and Creed,
+though my head akeing I took no great pleasure in it. We parted after
+dinner, and I walked to Deptford and there found Sir W. Pen, and I fell
+to measuring of some planks that was serving into the yard, which the
+people took notice of, and the measurer himself was amused at, for I did
+it much more ready than he, and I believe Sir W. Pen would be glad I
+could have done less or he more. By and by he went away and I staid
+walking up and down, discoursing with the officers of the yard of several
+things, and so walked back again, and on my way young Bagwell and his
+wife waylayd me to desire my favour about getting him a better ship,
+which I shall pretend to be willing to do for them, but my mind is to
+know his wife a little better. They being parted I went with Cadbury the
+mast maker to view a parcel of good masts which I think it were good to
+buy, and resolve to speak to the board about it. So home, and my brother
+John and I up and I to my musique, and then to discourse with him, and I
+find him not so thorough a philosopher, at least in Aristotle, as I took
+him for, he not being able to tell me the definition of final nor which
+of the 4 Qualitys belonged to each of the 4 Elements. So to prayers, and
+to bed, among other things being much satisfied with my new rule.
+
+
+
+8th. Up and to my office, whither I search for Brown the mathematical
+instrument maker, who now brought me a ruler for measuring timber and
+other things so well done and in all things to my mind that I do set up
+my trust upon it that I cannot have a better, nor any man else have so
+good for this purpose, this being of my own ordering. By and by we sat
+all the morning dispatching of business, and then at noon rose, and I
+with Mr. Coventry down to the water-side, talking, wherein I see so much
+goodness and endeavours of doing the King service, that I do more and
+more admire him. It being the greatest trouble to me, he says, in the
+world to see not only in the Navy, but in the greatest matters of State,
+where he can lay his finger upon the soare (meaning this man's faults,
+and this man's office the fault lies in), and yet dare or can not remedy
+matters. Thence to the Exchange about several businesses, and so home to
+dinner, and in the afternoon took my brother John and Will down to
+Woolwich by water, and after being there a good while, and eating of
+fruit in Sheldon's garden, we began our walk back again, I asking many
+things in physiques of my brother John, to which he gives me so bad or no
+answer at all, as in the regions of the ayre he told me that he knew of
+no such thing, for he never read Aristotle's philosophy and Des Cartes
+ownes no such thing, which vexed me to hear him say. But I shall call
+him to task, and see what it is that he has studied since his going to
+the University. It was late before we could get from Greenwich to London
+by water, the tide being against us and almost past, so that to save time
+and to be clear of anchors I landed at Wapping, and so walked home weary
+enough, walking over the stones. This night Sir W. Batten and Sir J.
+Minnes returned [from] Portsmouth, but I did not go see them.
+
+
+
+9th (Lord's day). Up, and leaving my brother John to go somewhere else,
+I to church, and heard Mr. Mills (who is lately returned out of the
+country, and it seems was fetched in by many of the parishioners, with
+great state,) preach upon the authority of the ministers, upon these
+words, "We are therefore embassadors of Christ." Wherein, among other
+high expressions, he said, that such a learned man used to say, that if a
+minister of the word and an angell should meet him together, he would
+salute the minister first; which methought was a little too high. This
+day I begun to make use of the silver pen (Mr. Coventry did give me) in
+writing of this sermon, taking only the heads of it in Latin, which I
+shall, I think, continue to do. So home and at my office reading my
+vowes, and so to Sir W. Batten to dinner, being invited and sent for, and
+being willing to hear how they left things at Portsmouth, which I found
+but ill enough, and are mightily for a Commissioner to be at seat there
+to keep the yard in order. Thence in the afternoon with my Lady Batten,
+leading her through the streets by the hand to St. Dunstan's Church, hard
+by us (where by Mrs. Russell's means we were set well), and heard an
+excellent sermon of one Mr. Gifford, the parson there, upon "Remember
+Lot's wife." So from thence walked back to Mrs. Russell's, and there
+drank and sat talking a great while. Among other things talked of young
+Dawes that married the great fortune, who it seems has a Baronet's patent
+given him, and is now Sir Thos. Dawes, and a very fine bred man they say
+he is. Thence home, and my brother being abroad I walked to my uncle
+Wight's and there staid, though with little pleasure, and supped, there
+being the husband of Mrs. Anne Wight, who it seems is lately married to
+one Mr. Bentley, a Norwich factor. Home, and staid up a good while
+examining Will in his Latin below, and my brother along with him in his
+Greeke, and so to prayers and to bed. This afternoon I was amused at the
+tune set to the Psalm by the Clerke of the parish, and thought at first
+that he was out, but I find him to be a good songster, and the parish
+could sing it very well, and was a good tune. But I wonder that there
+should be a tune in the Psalms that I never heard of.
+
+
+
+10th. Up, though not so early this summer as I did all the last, for
+which I am sorry, and though late am resolved to get up betimes before
+the season of rising be quite past. To my office to fit myself to wait
+on the Duke this day. By and by by water to White Hall, and so to St.
+James's, and anon called into the Duke's chamber, and being dressed we
+were all as usual taken in with him and discoursed of our matters, and
+that being done, he walked, and I in the company with him, to White Hall,
+and there he took barge for Woolwich, and, I up to the Committee of
+Tangier, where my Lord Sandwich, pay Lord Peterborough, (whom I have not
+seen before since his coming back,) Sir W. Compton, and Mr. Povy. Our
+discourse about supplying my Lord Teviott with money, wherein I am sorry
+to see, though they do not care for him, yet they are willing to let him
+for civility and compliment only have money almost without expecting any
+account of it; but by this means, he being such a cunning fellow as he
+is, the King is like to pay dear for our courtiers' ceremony. Thence by
+coach with my Lords Peterborough and Sandwich to my Lord Peterborough's
+house; and there, after an hour's looking over some fine books of the
+Italian buildings, with fine cuts; and also my Lord Peterborough's bowes
+and arrows, of which he is a great lover, we sat down to dinner, my Lady
+coming down to dinner also, and there being Mr. Williamson, that belongs
+to Sir H. Bennet, whom I find a pretty understanding and accomplished
+man, but a little conceited. After dinner I took leave and went to
+Greatorex's, whom I found in his garden, and set him to work upon my
+ruler, to engrave an almanac and other things upon the brasses of it,
+which a little before night he did, but the latter part he slubbered
+over, that I must get him to do it over better, or else I shall not fancy
+my rule, which is such a folly that I am come to now, that whereas before
+my delight was in multitude of books, and spending money in that and
+buying alway of other things, now that I am become a better husband, and
+have left off buying, now my delight is in the neatness of everything,
+and so cannot be pleased with anything unless it be very neat, which is a
+strange folly. Hither came W. Howe about business, and he and I had a
+great deal of discourse about my Lord Sandwich, and I find by him that my
+Lord do dote upon one of the daughters of Mrs. [Becke] where he lies, so
+that he spends his time and money upon her. He tells me she is a woman
+of a very bad fame and very impudent, and has told my Lord so, yet for
+all that my Lord do spend all his evenings with her, though he be at
+court in the day time, and that the world do take notice of it, and that
+Pickering is only there as a blind, that the world may think that my Lord
+spends his time with him when he do worse, and that hence it is that my
+Lord has no more mind to go into the country than he has. In fine, I
+perceive my Lord is dabbling with this wench, for which I am sorry,
+though I do not wonder at it, being a man amorous enough, and now begins
+to allow himself the liberty that he says every body else at Court takes.
+Here I am told that my Lord Bristoll is either fled or concealed himself;
+having been sent for to the King, it is believed to be sent to the Tower,
+but he is gone out of the way. Yesterday, I am told also, that Sir J.
+Lenthall, in Southwarke, did apprehend about one hundred Quakers, and
+other such people, and hath sent some of them to the gaole at Kingston,
+it being now the time of the Assizes. Hence home and examined a piece
+of, Latin of Will's with my brother, and so to prayers and to bed. This
+evening I had a letter from my father that says that my wife will come to
+town this week, at which I wonder that she should come to town without my
+knowing more of it. But I find they have lived very ill together since
+she went, and I must use all the brains I have to bring her to any good
+when she do come home, which I fear will be hard to do, and do much
+disgust me the thoughts of it.
+
+
+
+11th. Up and to my office, whither, by and by, my brother Tom came, and
+I did soundly rattle him for his neglecting to see and please the Joyces
+as he has of late done. I confess I do fear that he do not understand
+his business, nor will do any good in his trade, though he tells me that
+he do please every body and that he gets money, but I shall not believe
+it till I see a state of his accounts, which I have ordered him to bring
+me before he sees me any more. We met and sat at the office all the
+morning, and at noon I to the 'Change, where I met Dr. Pierce, who tells
+me that the King comes to towne this day, from Tunbridge, to stay a day
+or two, and then fetch the Queen from thence, who he says is grown a very
+debonnaire lady, and now hugs him, and meets him gallopping upon the
+road, and all the actions of a fond and pleasant lady that can be, that
+he believes has a chat now and then of Mrs. Stewart, but that there is no
+great danger of her, she being only an innocent, young, raw girl; but my
+Lady Castlemaine, who rules the King in matters of state, and do what she
+list with him, he believes is now falling quite out of favour. After the
+Queen is come back she goes to the Bath; and so to Oxford, where great
+entertainments are making for her. This day I am told that my Lord
+Bristoll hath warrants issued out against him, to have carried him to the
+Tower; but he is fled away, or hid himself. So much the Chancellor hath
+got the better of him. Upon the 'Change my brother, and Will bring me
+word that Madam Turner would come and dine with me to-day, so I hasted
+home and found her and Mrs. Morrice there (The. Joyce being gone into the
+country), which is the reason of the mother rambling. I got a dinner for
+them, and after dinner my uncle Thomas and aunt Bell came and saw me, and
+I made them almost foxed with wine till they were very kind (but I did
+not carry them up to my ladies). So they went away, and so my two ladies
+and I in Mrs. Turner's coach to Mr. Povy's, who being not within, we went
+in and there shewed Mrs. Turner his perspective and volary,
+
+ [A large birdcage, in which the birds can fly about; French
+ 'voliere'. Ben Jonson uses the word volary.]
+
+and the fine things that he is building of now, which is a most neat
+thing. Thence to the Temple and by water to Westminster; and there
+Morrice and I went to Sir R. Ling's to have fetched a niece of his, but
+she was not within, and so we went to boat again and then down to the
+bridge, and there tried to find a sister of Mrs. Morrice's, but she was
+not within neither, and so we went through bridge, and I carried them on
+board the King's pleasure-boat, all the way reading in a book of Receipts
+of making fine meats and sweetmeats, among others to make my own sweet
+water, which made us good sport. So I landed them at Greenwich, and
+there to a garden, and gave them fruit and wine, and so to boat again,
+and finally, in the cool of the evening, to Lyon Kee,
+
+ [Lion Key, Lower Thames Street, where the famous Duchess of Suffolk
+ in the time of Bishop Gardiner's persecution took boat for the
+ continent. James, Duke of York, also left the country from this
+ same place on the night of April 20th, 1648, when he escaped from
+ St. James's Palace.]
+
+the tide against us, and so landed and walked to the Bridge, and there
+took a coach by chance passing by, and so I saw them home, and there eat
+some cold venison with them, and drunk and bade them good night, having
+been mighty merry with them, and I think it is not amiss to preserve,
+though it cost me a little, such a friend as Mrs. Turner. So home and to
+bed, my head running upon what to do to-morrow to fit things against my
+wife's coming, as to buy a bedstead, because my brother John is here, and
+I have now no more beds than are used.
+
+
+
+12th. A little to my office, to put down my yesterday's journall, and so
+abroad to buy a bedstead and do other things. So home again, and having
+put up the bedstead and done other things in order to my wife's coming,
+I went out to several places and to Mrs. Turner's, she inviting me last
+night, and there dined; with her and Madam Morrice and a stranger we were
+very merry and had a fine dinner, and thence I took leave and to White
+Hall, where my Lords Sandwich, Peterborough, and others made a Tangier
+Committee; spent the afternoon in reading and ordering with a great deal
+of alteration, and yet methinks never a whit the better, of a letter
+drawn by Creed to my Lord Rutherford. The Lords being against anything
+that looked to be rough, though it was in matter of money and accounts,
+wherein their courtship may cost the King dear. Only I do see by them,
+that speaking in matters distasteful to him that we write to, it is best
+to do it in the plainest way and without ambages or reasoning, but only
+say matters of fact, and leave the party to collect your meaning. Thence
+by water to my brother's, and there I hear my wife is come and gone home,
+and my father is come to town also, at which I wondered. But I discern
+it is to give my brother advice about his business, and it may be to
+pacify me about the differences that have been between my wife and him
+and my mother at her late being with them. Though by and by he coming to
+Mr. Holden's (where I was buying a hat) he took no notice to me of
+anything. I talked to him a little while and left him to lie at the end
+of the town, and I home, where methought I found my wife strange, not
+knowing, I believe, in what temper she could expect me to be in, but I
+fell to kind words, and so we were very kind, only she could not forbear
+telling me how she had been used by them and her mayde, Ashwell, in the
+country, but I find it will be best not to examine it, for I doubt she's
+in fault too, and therefore I seek to put it off from my hearing, and so
+to bed and there entertained her with great content, and so to sleep.
+
+
+
+13th. Lay long in bed with my wife talking of family matters, and so up
+and to the office, where we sat all the' morning, and then home to
+dinner, and after dinner my wife and I to talk again about getting of a
+couple of good mayds and to part with Ashwell, which troubles me for her
+father's sake, though I shall be glad to have the charge taken away of
+keeping a woman. Thence a little to the office, and so abroad with my
+wife by water to White Hall, and there at my Lord's lodgings met my Lady
+Jemimah, with whom we staid a good while. Thence to Mrs. Hunt's, where I
+left my wife, and I to walk a little in St. James's Park, while Mrs.
+Harper might come home, with whom we came to speak about her kinswoman
+Jane Gentleman to come and live with us as a chamber mayde, and there met
+with Mr. Hoole my old acquaintance of Magdalen, and walked with him an
+hour in the Parke, discoursing chiefly of Sir Samuel Morland, whose lady
+is gone into France. It seems he buys ground and a farm in the country,
+and lays out money upon building, and God knows what! so that most of the
+money he sold his pension of L500 per annum for, to Sir Arthur Slingsby,
+is believed is gone. It seems he hath very great promises from the King,
+and Hoole hath seen some of the King's letters, under his own hand, to
+Morland, promising him great things (and among others, the order of the
+Garter, as Sir Samuel says); but his lady thought it below her to ask any
+thing at the King's first coming, believing the King would do it of
+himself, when as Hoole do really think if he had asked to be Secretary of
+State at the King's first coming, he might have had it. And the other
+day at her going into France, she did speak largely to the King herself,
+how her husband hath failed of what his Majesty had promised, and she was
+sure intended him; and the King did promise still, as he is a King and a
+gentleman, to be as good as his word in a little time, to a tittle: but I
+never believe it. Here in the Park I met with Mr. Coventry, where he
+sent for a letter he had newly writ to me, wherein he had enclosed one
+from Commissioner Pett complaining of his being defeated in his attempt
+to suspend two pursers, wherein the manner of his doing it, and complaint
+of our seeing him (contrary to our promises the other day), deserted, did
+make us laugh mightily, and was good sport to think how awkwardly he goes
+about a thing that he has no courage of his own nor mind to do. Mr.
+Coventry answered it very handsomely, but I perceive Pett has left off
+his corresponding with me any more. Thence to fetch my wife from Mrs.
+Hunt's, where now he was come in, and we eat and drunk, and so away
+(their child being at home, a very lively, but not pretty at all), by
+water to Mrs. Turner's, and there made a short visit, and so home by
+coach, and after supper to prayers and to bed, and before going to bed
+Ashwell began to make her complaint, and by her I do perceive that she
+has received most base usage from my wife, which my wife sillily denies,
+but it is impossible the wench could invent words and matter so
+particularly, against which my wife has nothing to say but flatly to
+deny, which I am sorry to see, and blows to have past, and high words
+even at Hinchinbrooke House among my Lady's people, of which I am
+mightily ashamed. I said nothing to either of them, but let them talk
+till she was gone and left us abed, and then I told my wife my mind with
+great sobriety of grief, and so to sleep.
+
+
+
+14th. Awake, and to chide my wife again, and I find that my wife has got
+too great head to be brought down soon, nor is it possible with any
+convenience to keep Ashwell longer, my wife is so set and convinced, as
+she was in Sarah, to make her appear a Lyer in every small thing that we
+shall have no peace while she stays. So I up and to my office doing
+several businesses in my study, and so home to dinner. The time having
+outslipt me and my stomach, it being past, two a-clock, and yet before we
+could sit down to dinner Mrs. Harper and her cousin Jane came, and we
+treated and discoursed long about her coming to my wife for a chamber
+mayd, and I think she will do well. So they went away expecting notice
+when she shall come, and so we sat down to dinner at four a-clock almost,
+and then I walked forth to my brother's, where I found my father very
+discontented, and has no mind to come to my house, and would have begun
+some of the differences between my wife and him, but I desired to hear
+none of them, and am sorry at my folly in forcing it and theirs in not
+telling me of it at the beginning, and therefore am resolved to make the
+best of a bad market, and to bring my wife to herself again as soon and
+as well as I can. So we parted very kindly, and he will dine with me to-
+morrow or next day. Thence walked home, doing several errands by the
+way, and at home took my wife to visit Sir W. Pen, who is still lame, and
+after an hour with him went home and supped, and with great content to
+bed.
+
+
+
+15th. Lay pretty long in bed, being a little troubled with some pain got
+by wind and cold, and so up with good peace of mind, hoping that my wife
+will mind her house and servants, and so to the office, and being too
+soon to sit walked to my viail, which is well nigh done, and I believe I
+may have it home to my mind next week. So back to my office, and there
+we sat all the morning, I till 2 o'clock before I could go to dinner
+again. After dinner walked forth to my instrument maker, and there had
+my rule he made me lay now so perfected, that I think in all points I
+have never need or desire a better, or think that any man yet had one so
+good in all the several points of it for my use. So by water down to
+Deptford, taking into my boat with me Mr. Palmer, one whom I knew and his
+wife when I was first married, being an acquaintance of my wife's and her
+friends lodging at Charing Cross during our differences. He joyed me in
+my condition, and himself it seems is forced to follow the law in a
+common ordinary way, but seems to do well, and is a sober man, enough by
+his discourse. He landed with me at Deptford, where he saw by the
+officers' respect to me a piece of my command, and took notice of it,
+though God knows I hope I shall not be elated with that, but rather
+desire to be known for serving the King well, and doing my duty. He gone
+I walked up and down the yard a while discoursing with the officers, and
+so by water home meditating on my new Rule with great pleasure. So to my
+office, and there by candle light doing business, and so home to supper
+and to bed.
+
+
+
+16th (Lord's day). Up and with my wife to church, and finding her
+desirous to go to church, I did suspect her meeting of Pembleton, but he
+was not there, and so I thought my jealousy in vain, and treat the sermon
+with great quiet. And home to dinner very pleasant, only some angry,
+notwithstanding my wife could not forbear to give Ashwell, and after
+dinner to church again, and there, looking up and down, I found Pembleton
+to stand in the isle against us, he coming too late to get a pew. Which,
+Lord! into what a sweat did it put me! I do not think my wife did see
+him, which did a little satisfy me. But it makes me mad to see of what a
+jealous temper I am and cannot helpe it, though let him do what he can I
+do not see, as I am going to reduce my family, what hurt he can do me,
+there being no more occasion now for my wife to learn of him. Here
+preached a confident young coxcomb. So home, and I staid a while with
+Sir J. Minnes, at Mrs. Turner's, hearing his parrat talk, laugh, and
+crow, which it do to admiration. So home and with my wife to see Sir W.
+Pen, and thence to my uncle Wight, and took him at supper and sat down,
+where methinks my uncle is more kind than he used to be both to me now,
+and my father tell me to him also, which I am glad at. After supper
+home, it being extraordinary dark, and by chance a lanthorn came by, and
+so we hired it to light us home, otherwise were we no sooner within doors
+but a great showre fell that had doused us cruelly if we had not been
+within, it being as dark as pitch. So to prayers and to bed.
+
+
+
+17th. Up, and then fell into discourse, my wife and I to Ashwell, and
+much against my will I am fain to express a willingness to Ashwell that
+she should go from us, and yet in my mind I am glad of it, to ease me of
+the charge. So she is to go to her father this day. And leaving my wife
+and her talking highly, I went away by coach with Sir J. Minnes and Sir
+W. Batten to St. James's, and there attended of course the Duke. And so
+to White Hall, where I met Mr. Moore, and he tells me with great sorrow
+of my lord's being debauched he fears by this woman at Chelsey, which I
+am troubled at, and resolve to speak to him of it if I can seasonably.
+Thence home, where I dined, and after dinner comes our old mayde Susan to
+look for a gorgett that she says she has lost by leaving it here, and by
+many circumstances it being clear to me that Hannah, our present cook-
+mayde, not only has it, but had it on upon her necke when Susan came in,
+and shifted it off presently upon her coming in, I did charge her so home
+with it (having a mind to have her gone from us), that in a huff she told
+us she would be gone to-night if I would pay her her wages, which I was
+glad and my wife of, and so fetched her her wages, and though I am
+doubtful that she may convey some things away with her clothes, my wife
+searching them, yet we are glad of her being so gone, and so she went
+away in a quarter of an hour's time. Being much amused at this to have
+never a maid but Ashwell, that we do not intend to keep, nor a boy, and
+my wife and I being left for an hour, till my brother came in, alone in
+the house, I grew very melancholy, and so my brother being come in I went
+forth to Mrs. Holden's, to whom I formerly spoke about a girle to come to
+me instead of a boy, and the like I did to Mrs. Standing and also to my
+brother Tom, whom I found at an alehouse in Popinjay ally drinking, and I
+standing with him at the gate of the ally, Ashwell came by, and so I left
+Tom and went almost home with her, talking of her going away. I find
+that she is willing to go, and told her (though behind my back my wife
+has told her that it was more my desire than hers that she should go,
+which was not well), that seeing my wife and she could not agree I did
+choose rather (was she my sister) have her gone, it would be better for
+us and for her too. To which she willing agreed, and will not tell me
+anything but that she do believe that my wife would have some body there
+that might not be so liable to give me information of things as she takes
+her to be. But, however, I must later to prevent all that. I parted
+with her near home, agreeing to take no notice of my coming along with
+her, and so by and by came home after her. Where I find a sad distracted
+house, which troubles me. However, to supper and prayers and to bed.
+And while we were getting to bed my wife began to discourse to her, and
+plainly asked whether she had got a place or no. And the other answered
+that she could go if we would to one of our own office, to which we
+agreed if she would. She thereupon said no; she would not go to any but
+where she might teach children, because of keeping herself in use of what
+things she had earnt, which she do not here nor will there, but only
+dressing. By which I perceive the wench is cunning, but one very fit for
+such a place, and accomplished to be woman to any lady in the land. So
+quietly to sleep, it being a cold night. But till my house is settled,
+I do not see that I can mind my business of the office, which grieves me
+to the heart. But I hope all will over in a little time, and I hope to
+the best. This day at Mrs. Holden's I found my new low crowned beaver
+according to the present fashion made, and will be sent home to-morrow.
+
+
+
+18th. Up and to my office, where we sat all the morning. And at noon
+home, and my father came and dined with me, Susan being come and helped
+my wife to dress dinner. After dinner my father and I talked about our
+country-matters, and in fine I find that he thinks L50 per ann. will go
+near to keep them all, which I am glad of. He having taken his leave of
+me and my wife without any mention of the differences between them and my
+wife in the country, I went forth to several places about businesses, and
+so home again, and after prayers to bed.
+
+
+
+19th. Up betimes, and my wife up and about the house, Susan beginning to
+have her drunken tricks, and put us in mind of her old faults and folly
+and distractednesse, which we had forgot, so that I became mightily
+troubled with her. This morning came my joyners to new lay the floors,
+and begun with the dining room. I out and see my viall again, and it is
+very well, and to Mr. Hollyard, and took some pills of him and a note
+under his hand to drink wine with my beere, without which I was obliged,
+by my private vowe, to drink none a good while, and have strictly
+observed it, and by my drinking of small beere and not eating, I am so
+mightily troubled with wind, that I know not what to do almost. Thence
+to White Hall, and there met Mr. Moore, and fell a-talking about my
+Lord's folly at Chelsey, and it was our discourse by water to London and
+to the great coffee house against the Exchange, where we sat a good while
+talking; and I find that my lord is wholly given up to this wench, who it
+seems has been reputed a common strumpett. I have little encouragement
+from Mr. Moore to meddle with it to tell my Lord, for fear it may do him
+no good, but me hurt. Thence homewards, taking leave of him, and met Tom
+Marsh, my old acquaintance at Westminster, who talks mightily of the
+honour of his place, being Clerke Assistant to the Clerke of the House of
+Commons, and I take him to be a coxcombe, and so did give him half a pint
+of wine, but drink none myself, and so got shut of him. So home, and
+there found my wife almost mad with Susan's tricks, so as she is forced
+to let her go and leave the house all in dirt and the clothes all wet,
+and gets Goody Taylour to do the business for her till another comes.
+Here came Will Howe, and he and I alone in my chamber talking of my Lord,
+who drives me out of love to my Lord to tell my Lord of the matter we
+discoursed of, which tend so much to the ruin of his state, and so I
+resolved to take a good heart and do whatever comes of it. He gone, we
+sat down and eat a bit of dinner fetched from the cooke's, and so up
+again and to my joyners, who will make my floors very handsome. By and
+by comes in Pembleton, which begun to make me sweat, but I did give him
+so little countenance, and declared at one word against dancing any more,
+and bid him a short (God be with you) myself, and so he took as short a
+leave of my wife and so went away, and I think without any time of
+receiving any great satisfaction from my wife or invitation to come
+again. To my office till it was dark doing business, and so home by
+candle light to make up my accounts for my Lord and Mr. Moore. By and by
+comes Mr. Moore to me, and staid a good while with me making up his
+accounts and mine, and we did not come to any end therein for want of his
+papers, and so put it off to another time. He supped with me in all my
+dirt and disorder, and so went away and we to bed. I discoursed with him
+a great while about my speaking to my Lord of his business, and I
+apprehend from him that it is likely to prove perhaps of bad effect to me
+and no good to him, and therefore I shall even let it alone and let God
+do his will, at least till my Lord is in the country, and then we shall
+see whether he resolves to come to Chelsey again or no, and so order the
+stopping of him therein if we can.
+
+
+
+20th. Up betimes and to my office (having first been angry with my
+brother John, and in the heat of my sudden passion called him Asse and
+coxcomb, for which I am sorry, it being but for leaving the key of his
+chamber with a spring lock within side of his door), and there we sat all
+the morning, and at noon dined at home, and there found a little girl,
+which she told my wife her name was Jinny, by which name we shall call
+her. I think a good likely girl, and a parish child of St. Bride's, of
+honest parentage, and recommended by the churchwarden. After dinner
+among my joyners laying my floors, which please me well, and so to my
+office, and we sat this afternoon upon an extraordinary business of
+victualling. In the evening came Commissioner Pett, who fell foule on
+mee for my carriage to him at Chatham, wherein, after protestation of my
+love and good meaning to him, he was quiet; but I doubt he will not be
+able to do the service there that any other man of his ability would.
+Home in the evening my viall (and lute new strung being brought home
+too), and I would have paid Mr. Hunt for it, but he did not come along
+with it himself, which I expected and was angry for it, so much is it
+against my nature to owe anything to any body. This evening the girle
+that was brought to me to-day for so good a one, being cleansed of lice
+this day by my wife, and good, new clothes put on her back, she run away
+from Goody Taylour that was shewing her the way to the bakehouse, and we
+heard no more of her. So to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+21st. Up betimes and among my joyners, and to my office, where the
+joyners are also laying mouldings in the inside of my closet. Then
+abroad and by water to White Hall, and there got Sir G. Carteret to sign
+me my last quarter's bills for my wages, and meeting with Mr. Creed he
+told me how my Lord Teviott hath received another attaque from Guyland at
+Tangier with 10,000 men, and at last, as is said, is come, after a
+personal treaty with him, to a good understanding and peace with him.
+Thence to my brother's, and there told him how my girl has served us
+which he sent me, and directed him to get my clothes again, and get the
+girl whipped. So to other places by the way about small businesses, and
+so home, and after looking over all my workmen, I went by water and land
+to Deptford, and there found by appointment Sir W. Batten, but he was got
+to Mr. Waith's to dinner, where I dined with him, a good dinner and good
+discourse, and his wife, I believe, a good woman. We fell in discourse
+of Captain Cocke, and how his lady has lost all her fine linen almost,
+but besides that they say she gives out she had L3000 worth of linen,
+which we all laugh at, and Sir W. Batten (who I perceive is not so fond
+of the Captain as he used to be, and less of her, from her slight
+receiving of him and his lady it seems once) told me how he should say
+that he see he must spend L700 per ann. get it how he could, which was a
+high speech, and by all men's discover, his estate not good enough to
+spend so much. After dinner altered our design to go to Woolwich, and
+put it off to to-morrow morning, and so went all to Greenwich (Mrs. Waith
+excepted, who went thither, but not to the same house with us, but to her
+father's, that lives there), to the musique-house, where we had paltry
+musique, till the master organist came, whom by discourse I afterwards
+knew, having employed him for my Lord Sandwich, to prick out something
+(his name Arundell), and he did give me a fine voluntary or two, and so
+home by water, and at home I find my girl that run away brought by a
+bedel of St. Bride's Parish, and stripped her and sent her away, and a
+newe one come, of Griffin's helping to, which I think will prove a pretty
+girl. Her name, Susan, and so to supper after having this evening paid
+Mr. Hunt L3 for my viall (besides the carving which I paid this day 10s.
+for to the carver), and he tells me that I may, without flattery, say, I
+have as good a Theorbo viall and viallin as is in England. So to bed.
+
+
+
+22nd. Up by four o'clock to go with Sir W. Batten to Woolwich and Sir
+J. Minnes, which we did, though not before 6 or 7 by their laying a-bed.
+Our business was to survey the new wharf building there, in order to the
+giving more to him that do it (Mr. Randall) than contracted for, but I
+see no reason for it, though it be well done, yet no better than
+contracted to be. Here we eat and drank at the Clerke of the Cheques,
+and in taking water at the Tower gate, we drank a cup of strong water,
+which I did out of pure conscience to my health, and I think is not
+excepted by my oaths, but it is a thing I shall not do again, hoping to
+have no such occasion. After breakfast Mr. Castle and I walked to
+Greenwich, and in our way met some gypsys, who would needs tell me my
+fortune, and I suffered one of them, who told me many things common as
+others do, but bade me beware of a John and a Thomas, for they did seek
+to do me hurt, and that somebody should be with me this day se'nnight to
+borrow money of me, but I should lend him none. She got ninepence of me.
+And so I left them and to Greenwich and so to Deptford, where the two
+knights were come, and thence home by water, where I find my closet done
+at my office to my mind and work gone well on at home; and Ashwell gone
+abroad to her father, my wife having spoken plainly to her. After dinner
+to my office, getting my closet made clean and setting some papers in
+order, and so in the evening home and to bed. This day Sir W. Batten
+tells me that Mr. Newburne (of whom the nickname came up among us forarse
+Tom Newburne) is dead of eating cowcumbers, of which, the other day, I
+heard another, I think Sir Nicholas Crisp's son.
+
+
+
+23rd (Lord's day). Up and to church without my wife, she being all
+dirty, as my house is. God forgive me, I looked about to see if I could
+spy Pembleton, but I could not, which did please me not a little. Home
+to dinner, and then to walk up and down in my house with my wife,
+discoursing of our family matters, and I hope, after all my troubles of
+mind and jealousy, we shall live happily still. To church again, and so
+home to my wife; and with her read "Iter Boreale," a poem, made just at
+the King's coming home; but I never read it before, and now like it
+pretty well, but not so as it was cried up. So to supper. No pleasure
+or discourse with Ashwell, with whom for her neglect and unconcernment to
+do any thing in this time of dirt and trouble in the house, but gadding
+abroad as she has been all this afternoon, I know not whither. After
+supper to prayers and to bed, having been, by a sudden letter coming to
+me from Mr. Coventry, been with Sir W. Pen, to discourse with him about
+sending 500 soldiers into Ireland. I doubt matters do not go very right
+there.
+
+
+
+24th. Up very early, and my joyners came to work. I to Mr. Moore; from
+him came back home again, and drew up an account to my Lord, and that
+being done met him at my Lord Sandwich's, where I was a good while alone
+with my Lord; and I perceive he confides in me and loves me as he uses to
+do, and tells me his condition, which is now very well all I fear is that
+he will not live within compass, for I am told this morning of strange
+dotages of his upon the slut at Chelsea, even in the presence of his
+daughter, my Lady Jem, and Mrs. Ferrets, who took notice of it. There
+come to him this morning his prints of the river Tagus and the City of
+Lisbon, which he measured with his own hand, and printed by command of
+the King. My Lord pleases himself with it, but methinks it ought to have
+been better done than by jobing. Besides I put him upon having some took
+off upon white sattin, which he ordered presently. I offered my Lord my
+accounts, and did give him up his old bond for L500 and took a new one of
+him for L700, which I am by lending him more money to make up: and I am
+glad of it. My Lord would have had me dine with him, but I had a mind to
+go home to my workmen, and so took a kind good bye of him, and so with
+Creed to St. James's, and, missing Mr. Coventry, walked to the New
+Exchange, and there drank some whey, and so I by water home, and found my
+closett at my office made very clean and neat to my mind mightily, and
+home to dinner, and then to my office to brush my books, and put them and
+my papers in order again, and all the afternoon till late at night doing
+business there, and so home to supper, and then to work in my chamber,
+making matters of this day's accounts clear in my books, they being a
+little extraordinary, and so being very late I put myself to bed, the
+rest being long ago gone.
+
+
+
+25th. Up very early and removed the things out of my chamber into the
+dining room, it being to be new floored this day. So the workmen being
+come and falling to work there, I to the office, and thence down to
+Lymehouse to Phin. Pett's about masts, and so back to the office, where
+we sat; and being rose, and Mr. Coventry being gone, taking his leave,
+for that he is to go to the Bath with the Duke to-morrow, I to the
+'Change and there spoke with several persons, and lastly with Sir W.
+Warren, and with him to a Coffee House, and there sat two hours talking
+of office business and Mr. Wood's knavery, which I verily believe, and
+lastly he tells me that he hears that Captain Cocke is like to become a
+principal officer, either a Controller or a Surveyor, at which I am not
+sorry so either of the other may be gone, and I think it probable enough
+that it may be so. So home at 2 o'clock, and there I found Ashwell gone,
+and her wages come to 50s., and my wife, by a mistake from me, did give
+her 20s. more; but I am glad that she is gone and the charge saved.
+After dinner among my joyners, and with them till dark night, and this
+night they made an end of all; and so having paid them 40s. for their six
+days' work, I am glad they have ended and are gone, for I am weary and my
+wife too of this dirt. My wife growing peevish at night, being weary,
+and I a little vexed to see that she do not retain things in her memory
+that belong to the house as she ought and I myself do, I went out in a
+little seeming discontent to the office, and after being there a while,
+home to supper and to bed. To-morrow they say the King and the Duke set
+out for the Bath. This noon going to the Exchange, I met a fine fellow
+with trumpets before him in Leadenhall-street, and upon enquiry I find
+that he is the clerk of the City Market; and three or four men carried
+each of them an arrow of a pound weight in their hands. It seems this
+Lord Mayor begins again an old custome, that upon the three first days of
+Bartholomew Fayre, the first, there is a match of wrestling, which was
+done, and the Lord Mayor there and Aldermen in Moorefields yesterday:
+to-day, shooting: and to-morrow, hunting. And this officer of course is
+to perform this ceremony of riding through the city, I think to proclaim
+or challenge any to shoot. It seems that the people of the fayre cry out
+upon it as a great hindrance to them.
+
+
+
+26th. Up, and after doing something in order to the putting of my house
+in order now the joynery is done, I went by water to White Hall, where
+the Court full of waggons and horses, the King and Court going this day
+out towards the Bath, and I to St. James's, where I spent an hour or more
+talking of many things to my great content with Mr. Coventry in his
+chamber, he being ready to set forth too with the Duke to-day, and so
+left him, and I meeting Mr. Gauden, with him to our offices and in Sir W.
+Pen's chamber did discourse by a meeting on purpose with Mr. Waith about
+the victualling business and came to some issue in it. So home to
+dinner, and Mr. Moore came and dined with me, and after dinner I paid him
+some money which evened all reckonings between him and me to this day,
+and for my Lord also I paid him some money, so that now my Lord owes me,
+for which I have his bond, just L700. After long discourse with him of
+the fitness of his giving me a receipt for this money, which I for my
+security think necessary and he otherwise do not think so, at last, after
+being a little angry, and I resolving not to let go my money without it,
+he did give me one. Thence I took him, and he and I took a pleasant walk
+to Deptford and back again, I doing much business there. He went home
+and I home also, indoors to supper, being very glad to see my house begin
+to look like itself again, hoping after this is over not to be in any
+dirt a great while again, but it is very handsome, and will be more when
+the floors come to be of one colour. So weary to bed. Pleased this day
+to see Captain Hickes come to me with a list of all the officers of
+Deptford Yard, wherein he, being a high old Cavalier, do give me an
+account of every one of them to their reproach in all respects, and
+discovers many of their knaverys; and tells me, and so I thank God I hear
+every where, that my name is up for a good husband for the King, and a
+good man, for which I bless God; and that he did this by particular
+direction of Mr. Coventry.
+
+
+
+27th. Up, after much pleasant talke with my wife and a little that vexes
+me, for I see that she is confirmed in it that all that I do is by
+design, and that my very keeping of the house in dirt, and the doing of
+this and any thing else in the house, is but to find her employment to
+keep her within and from minding of her pleasure, in which, though I am
+sorry to see she minds it, is true enough in a great degree. To my
+office, and there we sat and despatched much business. Home and dined
+with my wife well, and then up and made clean my closet of books, and had
+my chamber a third time made very clean, so that it is now in a very fine
+condition. Thence down to see some good plank in the river with Sir W.
+Batten and back again, it being a very cold day and a cold wind. Home
+again, and after seeing Sir W. Pen, to my office, and there till late
+doing of business, being mightily encouraged by every body that I meet
+withal upon the 'Change and every where else, that I am taken notice of
+for a man that do the King's business wholly and well. For which the
+Lord be praised, for I know no honour I desire more. Home to supper,
+where I find my house very clean from top to bottom again to my great
+content. I found a feacho (as he calls it) of fine sugar and a case of
+orange-flower water come from Mr. Cocke, of Lisbon, the fruits of my last
+year's service to him, which I did in great justice to the man, a perfect
+stranger. He sends it me desiring that I would not let Sir J. Minnes
+know it, from whom he expected to have found the service done that he had
+from me, from whom he could expect nothing, and the other failed him, and
+would have done I am sure to this day had not I brought it to some end.
+After supper to bed.
+
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+28th. At the office betimes (it being cold all night and this morning,
+and a very great frost they say abroad, which is much, having had no
+summer at all almost), where we sat, and in the afternoon also about
+settling the establishment of the number of men borne on ships, &c., till
+the evening, and after that in my closet till late, and quite tired with
+business, home to supper and to bed.
+
+
+
+29th. Abroad with my wife by water to Westminster, and there left her at
+my Lord's lodgings, and I to Jervas the barber's, and there was trimmed,
+and did deliver back a periwigg, which he brought by my desire the other
+day to show me, having some thoughts, though no great desire or
+resolution yet to wear one, and so I put it off for a while. Thence to
+my wife, and calling at both the Exchanges, buying stockings for her and
+myself, and also at Leadenhall, where she and I, it being candlelight,
+bought meat for to-morrow, having never a mayde to do it, and I myself
+bought, while my wife was gone to another shop, a leg of beef, a good
+one, for six pense, and my wife says is worth my money. So walked home
+with a woman carrying our things. I am mightily displeased at a letter
+Tom sent me last night, to borrow L20 more of me, and yet gives me no
+account, as I have long desired, how matters stand with him in the world.
+I am troubled also to see how, contrary to my expectation, my brother
+John neither is the scholler nor minds his studies as I thought would
+have done, but loiters away his time, so that I must send him soon to
+Cambridge again.
+
+
+
+31st. Up and to my office all the morning, where Sir W. Batten and Sir
+J. Minnes did pay the short allowance money to the East India companies,
+and by the assistance of the City Marshall and his men, did lay hold of
+two or three of the chief of the companies that were in the mutiny the
+other day, and sent them to prison. This noon came Jane Gentleman to
+serve my wife as her chamber mayde. I wish she may prove well. So ends
+this month, with my mind pretty well in quiett, and in good disposition
+of health since my drinking at home of a little wine with my beer; but no
+where else do I drink any wine at all. The King and Queen and the Court
+at the Bath, my Lord Sandwich in the country newly gone.
+
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+And so to bed and there entertained her with great content
+Apprehend about one hundred Quakers
+Being cleansed of lice this day by my wife
+Conceited, but that's no matter to me
+Fear it may do him no good, but me hurt
+Fearful that I might not go far enough with my hat off
+He having made good promises, though I fear his performance
+My wife has got too great head to be brought down soon
+So much is it against my nature to owe anything to any body
+Sporting in my fancy with the Queen
+Things being dear and little attendance to be had we went away
+Towzing her and doing what I would, but the last thing of all. . . .
+
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+End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of The Diary of Samuel Pepys, v26
+by Samuel Pepys, Unabridged, transcribed by Bright, edited by Wheatley
+
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