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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41213 ***
+
+THE SECRETS OF A KUTTITE
+
+
+
+
+BY THE SAME AUTHOR
+
+AN EMPIRE VIEW OF
+THE EMPIRE TANGLE
+
+With an Introduction by the
+RT. HON. W. F. MASSEY
+
+THE PLACE OF
+INTERNATIONAL LAW
+IN JURISPRUDENCE
+
+
+
+[Illustration: "CTESIPHON"
+(THE FAMOUS ARCH WHERE THE WOUNDED WERE GATHERED AT THE HEIGHT
+OF THE BATTLE)]
+
+
+
+
+THE SECRETS OF A KUTTITE
+AN AUTHENTIC STORY OF KUT,
+ADVENTURES IN CAPTIVITY AND STAMBOUL INTRIGUE
+BY
+CAPTAIN E. O. MOUSLEY, R.F.A.
+
+
+LONDON: JOHN LANE THE BODLEY HEAD LIMITED
+NEW YORK: JOHN LANE COMPANY MCMXXII
+
+
+
+SECOND EDITION
+PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED,
+LONDON AND BECCLES.
+
+
+
+
+THE TREK
+
+
+No pause, no rest! Forward the column pushes
+Across the stern and unproductive plain--
+And Thirst, Satan's archfiend, darts at the brain
+And the weight of the great heat their spirit crushes
+To deeper silence and the tired feet bleed--
+While the ruthless Turk with yells and sometimes blows
+Urges them on beside his impatient steed
+To a Future where and how no soldier knows
+Beyond the dust-cloud on the horizon's rim,
+Beyond the range of Hope--to memories grim.
+But neither desert thirst nor fiercest sun
+Nor dust-storms, nor the unknown miles ahead
+Can touch their heart or clog its valves with dread--
+These English lads that fought at Ctesiphon.
+
+"SPARKLING MOSELLE."
+From _Smoke_, the Kastamuni _Punch_.
+
+
+
+
+TO
+MY MOTHER
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+The following pages were actually written during the
+siege of Kut or during captivity. The original manuscript
+was concealed in Turkey and recovered months
+after the Armistice. I have been persuaded by my friends
+that to recast or add to the story would detract from whatever
+appeal it may have as a human document. As such,
+with all its limitations, it is offered to the public.
+
+The exigencies of a captivity such as mine, even more
+than in the field, determine from moment to moment one's
+focus and perspective, and what to-day presents itself for
+record is to-morrow ignored or forgotten by concentration on
+the few things and the few moments that count. Added to
+this there is for the prisoner the pressure of existence when,
+so far from being allowed a pencil, he is considerably occupied
+with selling his last fork.
+
+One moves on from minute to minute between walls that
+recede or converge, and one's experience, therefore, is a series
+of incidents often unfinished. A diary must reflect one's
+experience.
+
+The secrets of every Kuttite would "make many books"
+as large as this. And from an experience more varied than
+fell to the lot of many prisoners the author hopes that the
+following extract, a simple story of incident, adventure and
+intrigue, may interest the British reader.
+
+EDWARD O. MOUSLEY.
+
+OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE CLUB,
+PALL MALL,
+_March, 1921_.
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+ PAGE
+ PREFACE ix
+
+
+ PART I
+ TO THE FALL OF KUT, APRIL 29TH, 1916
+
+ CHAPTER I
+ _En route_ from Hyderabad to Mesopotamia. Voyage up the Tigris 3
+
+ CHAPTER II
+ With the Sixth Division after Ctesiphon. The retreat and action at
+ Um-al-Tabul 10
+
+ CHAPTER III
+ We reach Kut. Beginning of the siege. The Christmas assault 22
+
+ CHAPTER IV
+ Relief delayed. Floods. Life during the siege 52
+
+ CHAPTER V
+ General Aylmer's attempt. More floods. Pressure of the siege.
+ Preparations for relief. Failure. Life in a siege mess 88
+
+ CHAPTER VI
+ The last days of Kut. Sickness. Death. Surrender 120
+
+
+ PART II
+ THE TREK. KASTAMUNI
+
+ CHAPTER VII
+ The Third Captivity. Baghdad. The desert march of the sick column.
+ We reach Ras-el-Ain 163
+
+ CHAPTER VIII
+ By rail and trek over the Taurus to Angora. The last trek to
+ Kastamuni 185
+
+ CHAPTER IX
+ Life in Kastamuni. The first summer, 1916 208
+
+ CHAPTER X
+ Winter. Our "self-made" orchestra 222
+
+ CHAPTER XI
+ Extracts and Photos from _Smoke_, the Kastamuni _Punch_ 232
+
+ CHAPTER XII
+ Spring. Plots to escape. Betrayal. Escape of others. I am sent
+ to Stamboul for hospital 267
+
+
+ PART III
+ STAMBOUL AND BRUSA
+
+ CHAPTER XIII
+ Psamatia (Stamboul). Starvation and neglect in hospital and
+ garrison. Plots to escape by the Bosphorus. I organize escape
+ from Psamatia through the heart of Stamboul. Storm and wreck
+ on Sea of Marmara. Return 291
+
+ CHAPTER XIV
+ Discovery of the letter. Brusa. Court-martial. Life in a Stamboul
+ prison. Politics and intrigue 323
+
+ CHAPTER XV
+ Brusa again. Change on Western Front. Stamboul before the end.
+ Political manoeuvring. The Prince Subaheddine. The Union and
+ Progress Party 350
+
+ CHAPTER XVI
+ I leave Stamboul on a mission _en route_ for the Fleet.
+ Meet the Prince's delegate at Smyrna. Free! With the Entente
+ Fleet at Mudros before entering the Dardanelles 367
+
+ CHAPTER XVII
+ I leave Mudros with despatches for Rome, Paris, and
+ London, England! 381
+
+ EPILOGUE 386
+
+
+
+
+ LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS AND MAPS
+
+
+ FACING PAGE
+ CTESIPHON _Frontispiece_
+ THE BRICK-KILNS, KUT 24
+ REMAINS OF MY BATTERY POSITION ON THE MAIDAN 56
+ RECENT PHOTO OF AUTHOR'S LAST BILLET IN KUT 134
+ GENERAL TOWNSHEND AT BAGHDAD, A PRISONER, WITH KHALIL
+ PASHA ON HIS LEFT 158
+ OUR PRISON, BAGHDAD (after British Occupation) 166
+ LETTER FROM EVE. (Photographed from _Smoke_) 232
+ KASTAMUNI KUTTITES KLEAROUT KOMPANY. (_Smoke_) 234
+ KING ARTHUR'S KNIGHTS OF THE OBLONG TABLE, ETC. (_Smoke_) 240
+ MERMAID READING (_Smoke_) 240
+ DIE NACHT, ETC. (_Smoke_) 244
+ AN ESCAPE STORY. (_Smoke_) 244
+ "FALL OF KUT." (_Smoke_) 248
+ THE SONG OF THE RAIN. (_Smoke_) 248
+ ENTRY OF GENERAL MAUDE INTO BAGHDAD 296
+ PHOTO OF AUTHOR TAKEN SECRETLY WHILE A PRISONER IN STAMBOUL 310
+ LIEUT.-COL. S. F. NEWCOMBE, D.S.O., R.E. 318
+ HOTEL AT BRUSA, ETC. 326
+ DJEMAL PASHA, ONE OF THE TRIUMVIRATE WHOSE A.D.C., ISMID
+ BEY, MET ME SECRETLY 340
+ GENERAL TOWNSHEND ON HIS ISLAND (PRINCIPO) WITH VISITORS 342
+ THE FIRST WARSHIP IN TURKISH WATERS: H.M.S, MONITOR 29 370
+
+ MAPS
+ OF KUT DURING SIEGE 42
+ OF GENERAL AYLMER'S ATTEMPT OF MARCH, 1916 88
+ OF TREK, INCLUDING PLANS OF ESCAPE 392
+
+
+
+
+PART I
+TO THE FALL OF KUT, APRIL 29TH, 1916
+
+
+
+
+THE SECRETS OF A KUTTITE
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+EN ROUTE FROM HYDERABAD TO MESOPOTAMIA--VOYAGE
+UP THE TIGRIS
+
+
+_Kut-el-Amara, December 22nd, 1915._--At the present
+moment I'm snugly settled inside my Burberry sleeping-bag.
+The tiny candle that burns gloomily from its
+niche in the earth wall of the dug-out leaves half the compartment
+in sharp shadow. But through the doorway it lights a
+picture eloquent of war. This picture, framed by the sandbags
+of the doorway, includes a gun-limber, observation pole,
+rifles, a telescope, and a telephone, along a shell-pierced wall.
+Above winding mounds of black soil from entrenchments
+hang the feathery fronds of the eternal palm. Only some
+droop, for mostly they hang, bullet-clipped, like broken
+limbs. The night is still and cold, the stillness punctuated by
+the rackety music of machine-guns. As I write snipers'
+bullets crack loudly on the _mutti_ wall behind my head.
+Another night attack is expected from the trenches in front
+of the 16th Brigade which we must support. When the
+battery is in action the most unloved entertainment that
+offers is the rifle fire that just skips the wall enclosing the
+date-palm grove in which we are hidden. Sometimes the
+sharp crackling sound of bullets hitting the trees increases
+as the flashes of our guns are seen by the enemy, and resembles
+in its intensity a forest on fire. One hears a sudden crack
+just ahead like the sharp snapping of a stick, and in the early
+days of one's initiation a duck is inevitable. I don't say one
+ducks, but one finds one has ducked. For a time every one
+ducks. It is no use telling people that if the bullet had been
+straight one would have been hit before hearing it strike the
+palm. Some people go on ducking for ages. Of course I'm
+talking of the open. In the trenches ducking is a fine art.
+The last time I ducked commendably, that I remember, was
+yesterday. I was observing from our front line trenches
+with plenty of head protection from the front, when a bullet
+came from an almost impossible direction. It flung a piece
+of hard earth sharply on my cheek, and I ducked. Afterwards
+I laughed and took more care.
+
+By the way, as this is not a diary but an unpretentious
+record of things not forgotten, and intended on reference to
+dispel the illusion that all this is a dream, I may as well furnish
+an explanation of how I, Edward Mousley, a subaltern in the
+Royal Field Artillery, come to be in this dug-out here in
+Kut-el-Amara, along with the Sixth Division under General
+Townshend, that is to say, almost the whole original Force D,
+besieged by the whole Turkish army in Mesopotamia under
+Nureddin Pasha.
+
+My brigade was at annual practice near Hyderabad Scind
+when a wire ordered another subaltern and me to proceed
+at once on service with Force D (in Mesopotamia) to replace
+casualties. Some very kind words and excellent advice from
+my Colonel and innumerable _chota_ pegs from every one else
+and the next morning we left, the other subaltern and Don
+Juan and I, to exchange practice for reality. Don Juan is
+my faithful horse. At Karachi I found several gunners of my
+acquaintance who had come out from Home with me in the
+_Morea_, a few months before, including one Edmonds, who
+had tripped with me across India.
+
+At Karachi I stored much useless kit, motor cycle, and
+spare saddlery, and notwithstanding a heavy bout of malaria
+just before, left for service fit and well equipped and with as
+excellent a horse as one could wish for. We sailed in the tiny
+mail boat _Dwarka_ for Muscat, Bushire, Basra.
+
+Muscat is a mere safety valve of Satan in his sparest
+wilderness, a lonely patch of white buildings completely shut
+in by awful mountains, rocks that in remote ages seem to
+have frowned themselves into the most fearful convulsions.
+And, even in November, hot!
+
+After two days of scorching heat and tempestuous seas we
+arrived at Bushire, where a spit keeps shipping off.
+
+Fifty Gurkhas, and a subaltern of whom I was to see
+something by and by, came aboard. Fine little fellows they
+are and very cheerful and contented even on the wretched
+deck of a tiny steamer loaded with fowls, food, a Persian
+donkey, vermin, and half-breeds.
+
+Then, in a resplendent dawn, I saw the banks of the
+Shatt-el-Arab, verdant with the greenness of a new lawn,
+where millions of date palms clustered side by side on the flat,
+flood-washed shores. Here the river is half a mile wide.
+One may imagine its changed appearance when the great
+floods come, that are now three months off. Outside the
+entrance on the right bank, Fao, a tiny village and fort, marks
+the initial landing and conquest by Force D--General
+Delamain's brigade--in October, 1914.
+
+Both banks of the river are thickly forested with date-palms
+right up to Basra, a crowded spot of a few hundred
+yards in frontage on both sides of a tiny creek Ashar, whence
+once Sinbad sailed. It was brimful of soldiers and Arabs, and
+quantities of stores and planks stood around half-erected
+buildings. It had the appearance of a very busy port, some
+dozen huge ocean-going vessels being anchored in the stream.
+There was no wharfing accommodation at all. One communicates
+with the shore by bellums. This is a flat-bottomed
+pointed boat and propelled by bamboo poles or paddled by
+sticks nailed on to a round blob of wood.
+
+The shipping included H.M.S. _Espiegle_, the _Franz Ferdinand_,
+and the _Karadenis_, the two latter being large steamers captured
+by us and used as accommodation boats, each taking a thousand
+men if necessary. Pending the arrival of our upstream
+transport I was ordered with the other officers on to the
+_Karadenis_ which lay in mid-stream. Some wretched-looking
+Turkish prisoners were aft.
+
+We little knew it at the time, but our few days on this
+ship or mosquito-hive were destined to be our last in even
+moderate comfort. Henceforth we were to be playthings of
+the God of War.
+
+There was a strange silence about news on this front.
+Some thought our army was near Azizie, over four hundred
+miles up river; others that we were just outside Baghdad. We
+were chafing to get away to our units before we got malaria.
+A sudden chance with a detachment of the 14th Hussars was
+offered to a subaltern nick-named "Fruit-salt," because
+"'e knows," and myself. We left on a paddle-boat called
+the _P.5_, a barge of horses, Don Juan among them, on either
+side.
+
+To get on the _P.5_ again from the horse-barges we hop
+over to the paddle-box and clamber on deck. Our camp
+beds we stretched out forward, the men, arms, and maxims
+arranged aft. We had a comfortable mess table set so that
+we could see upstream and also a good deal of the left
+bank. The officers of this troop of the 14th Hussars on
+board were all very young, very pleasant, and very keen.
+We sat and drank or smoked and talked, and war seemed then
+very far away. Or we watched a wandering tribe of Arabs
+trekking in the distance. The country was, of course, dead
+flat and except for a scrubby grass there was nothing to
+intercept one's eye reaching to the horizon. The river winds
+a lot and far away the _mahela_ sails seemed to be making over
+land. One thought of the Norfolk Broads. Somewhere in
+the early morning we passed the confluence of the Euphrates
+and Tigris, and Ezra's tomb. (Maxim fire increasing: I
+must switch off here now.) _Later._--No harm occurred except
+the heavy sniping has knocked out some poor horses and
+wounded a syce and spoiled some more palms. I continue.
+
+There was also on board an excellent engineer, full of
+"sunny retrospect." He could talk or listen, which is like
+unto a horse that can gallop and walk. As he explained on
+inquiry, he had never married, nor had he ever avoided
+marriage. Altogether he was a delightful fellow for company.
+
+We passed the marshes of Kurna of an earlier engagement
+in this campaign, where our army had dislodged the Turk
+with guns mounted on planks between bellums, and whole
+brigades punted and poled their way up. "Forward the light
+bellums!" "Charge!" were the orders the commanding
+officers yelled on that day. Britain was always irresistible
+on the water! The whole affair is now called "Regatta
+week."
+
+We also passed where the Garden of Eden was said to have
+been. As a matter of fact, the whole of this country, like the
+plains of India, is delta formation. The two rivers must have
+been higher up and consequently Eden also. The latter fact
+rather knocks out the little remaining romance about the
+place. Sir William Wilcocks puts the site at Hit, above
+Baghdad, and says that even going no further back than the
+tertiary epoch would place the delta there.
+
+We reached Amara on the fourth day. It is a village of
+some considerable size pleasantly lining both banks of a
+beautiful straight reach in the Tigris. In the broad, clear
+water one sees reflected the languid droop of the eternal date
+palm, the great triangular sails of the _mahela_, the regular
+contour of the Bridge of Boats. It is not unpicturesque.
+Here, some months ago, a delightful _coup_ was effected by the
+commander of H.M.S. _Shaitan_ and about a dozen men. These
+were the first in the pursuit from Kurna, and the others not
+having arrived, determined on a bold policy, as at any moment
+the Arabs might have joined forces with the Turk and rendered
+the taking of Kurna quite difficult. These few men went
+ashore and, entering the barracks containing some several
+hundreds of men, demanded their surrender and the immediate
+handing over of the town. The prestige of the British Navy
+or the eloquent silence of the gunboat's guns did the rest.
+And so by this remarkable bluff Amara fell without bloodshed,
+and was held although reinforcements did not arrive until the
+next day.
+
+Above Amara the country is still perfectly flat, but appears
+less marshy in winter than lower down. Here a thicker ground
+scrub teems with black partridge and quail, some of which we
+shot from the boat. A sub. in the Hussars, named Pope,
+brought off a wonderful revolver shot into a jackal's ribs from
+the boat: we practised revolver shooting hard.
+
+Arabs clustered in tiny tribes every few miles along the
+river. The men, some of whom are quite naked, I thought
+remarkable for great size of limb and muscular development.
+They would sometimes accompany the boat for miles, doing
+their weird undulating dance, hopping round first on one foot
+and then on the other. They welcome us when we win and
+torture and loot our wounded when they get a chance. Here
+and there Jewish women and old men ladle water by a swinging
+scoop into a drain for their irrigation. The dress and general
+customs continually recall one's school days' pictures of
+Biblical times.
+
+Two or three days later we got to Kut-el-Amara (pronounce
+Kut like foot), passing the battlefield of Essin _en route_.
+It was at Essin where Townshend, by leaving his tents on one
+bank of the river and crossing in the night, deceived the Turk
+into fancied security, and the next day flung him neck and
+crop out of a position of great strength.
+
+Here the Hussars took my horse on by the desert and I
+left in the _Shirin_ for Azizie. At Kut we had heard that
+Baghdad would fall that evening, and later that night reverse
+news that we had had very heavy casualties. The hospitals
+were removed from the barges, and reinforcements' kit of the
+West Kents and Hussars was left with us instead. "Fruit-salt"
+and I messed with the West Kents, awfully good fellows,
+one a youngster just from Clare College. The remaining
+West Kents marched, escorted by the 14th Hussars, and met
+us at some point on the river each day. One night we were
+stranded ashore and in awful rain. The _tatti_ (rush) roof let
+most of the water through, and what it did not let through,
+collected in gutters that every now and then deluged over us.
+My sleeping bag became a tank. Suddenly came the dawn
+and we awoke to a steaming-hot sunny world.
+
+A heavily-armed launch protected with _boosa_ bales passed
+us. Their answer--"Headquarters"--was our first intimation
+of the seriousness of the position of our army. Two days
+after this, and about eight or nine since leaving Basra, we got
+to Azizie, a mere bend in the river with a few huts. There
+were many horses watering and several hundred Turkish
+prisoners on the bank. On every side we saw evidence of a
+hurried march. It was all hustle and haste. We went ashore,
+our last orders being to leave for Salaiman Pak, some thirty
+miles up river and fifteen from Baghdad. But once ashore,
+we saw from the ungroomed condition of the horses, the dust-covered
+harnesses and wagons, the exhausted men, many
+asleep in their roughly arranged lines, that our army after
+tremendous exertions had just arrived and halted. The
+C.R.A.'s flag hung over a mud hut. He explained that we
+had fought a big action at Ctesiphon where the Turks were
+heavily entrenched, that we had turned them out, and got
+into their second line when the enemy had retired to the
+Diala river, his third line. But the action, which was tactically
+a brilliant success, had cost us a third of our force. The word
+came that two Turkish divisions were reinforcing them, so
+we retired in the night. It seems that for a time both armies
+were in retreat, but the Turks, on hearing of our withdrawal,
+gave chase. They were, however, doubly respectful in having
+suffered casualties twice our own, and they held off some few
+miles from Azizie.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+WITH THE SIXTH DIVISION AFTER CTESIPHON--THE RETREAT
+AND ACTION AT UM-AL-TABUL
+
+
+"Fruit-salt" and I joined our batteries, mine being
+the 76th R.F.A. All the force bore marks of a
+great struggle, great losses, keen hardship. The
+weary army was resting. That was well. Some kindly god
+that knew what still awaited them smiled on them, and they
+slept. Here at last, I thought, is the famous army of General
+Townshend, the fighting Sixth Division, that had overcome
+difficulties that few other armies had been called on to do,
+that had endured hardships of heat and thirst and pestilence
+in the cauldron of Asia, marched hundreds of miles with
+improvised transit, and moved from victory to victory until
+Ctesiphon. General Townshend's was the most loyal of
+armies in adversity. They knew that against his counsel he
+had been ordered to risk the action, where even if doubly
+victorious their tiny numbers would have been insufficient to
+hold Baghdad. There was also the haunting dream of that
+lonely river, our sole communication, winding through a
+hostile country five hundred miles to Basra. Reinforcements
+there were none at all in the country, which was a fortnight's
+distance from India and more from Egypt. Anyway, this
+was the army of which I, a subaltern in the 76th Battery,
+Royal Field Artillery, was now privileged to consider myself
+a member.
+
+Rapid plans were in execution to strengthen Azizie, as the
+Turks might try a night attack. The troops had only arrived
+that morning, but by nightfall we had thrown up quite a bit
+of cover with gun pits and light breastwork for the infantry.
+Perfect order reigned over the customary military procedure.
+No Turks were in sight. Every man of the fatigued army
+worked as happens on manoeuvres. It was only the battered
+condition of the gun carriages, the gaping wounds in the
+diminished teams of horses and that quiet "balanced up"
+look in the eyes of every Tommy that told of a reality more
+grim. On the flat mud desert, with no kind asset of nature
+to assist them, the nearest reinforcements hundreds of miles
+away, but with its own transport and some limited supplies,
+this lonely British army formed its semi-circle on the river.
+So it faced this unkind plain, its destiny in its hands.
+
+An atrociously bad place to defend is Azizie, merely a
+meagre bend in the river, a floody or dusty desert with a few
+mud-walled buildings on the Tigris edge. Much of our baggage
+had to be left on a barge and the rest was taken from the Shirin
+into the R.A. shed. The first was ultimately sunk and the
+latter burned. None of it I have ever seen since--saddlery,
+coats, uniforms, camp equipment--all went.
+
+All the officers of the 76th Battery had been wounded
+except one--Devereux, who had been with me at Hyderabad,
+and Captain Carlyle of the 63rd Battery was in command.
+
+I slept by the gun pits. Beyond the line of infantry that
+separated us from the Turk, some jackals howled in ghoulish
+song. They had followed on the flank of our army and waited
+expectant, for they too had visited the field of Ctesiphon!
+Their devilish symphony grew fainter, and I slept. Now and
+then I was awakened by sniping.
+
+The next day, November 29th, we got matters in order,
+rearranged teams and sections to replace casualties, and
+overhauled. We continued our vigilance. There was much
+to be done and, as might be expected after the recent ordeal,
+many were nerve-ragged and irritable, but all were light-hearted.
+We expected to move that evening, but did not.
+I slept on the perimeter by the guns again, and awoke to find
+my servant packing up. Orders to stand by to move in an
+hour set me going at once. After an early breakfast I had to
+go and relieve another artillery officer on the observation post,
+which was merely a few sandbags on the roof of a house,
+covered with rushes to keep off the sun. At 11 a.m. the
+greater part of the force had got on the road. Southward ho!
+The Staff left about 11.30. General Smith, C.R.A., asked me
+my orders, which were to wait there until sent for, but which
+should have included "unless the Staff leaves first," as I was
+left without any guard and surrounded by hostile Arabs. I
+thought it better to wait a little and give a last attention to
+the column I had seen emerging from the northward clumps of
+trees where the enemy was waiting. I am glad I did so, for I
+was afforded the privilege of witnessing a spectacle at once
+unique and magnificent.
+
+Below me the river lay blue in the morning sun between
+the black winding banks, and dark Arab forms dotted its
+shores. Somewhere ahead upstream was Baghdad. Distant
+horsemen scoured the plain. Some cavalry of ours lay hidden
+in an old smashed _serai_ just north of the village. Moving
+south-eastward rose the dust of the main Turkish advance,
+mounting in clouds higher and higher. The quicker dust
+marked their cavalry, and here and there in dense column
+formation their wheeled traffic came on. To the southward
+in perfect order, and moving at an even pace, was our own army
+in retreat. The khaki column reached away to the horizon
+of dust, and the swarthy visages of our Indian troops doing
+rearguard in extended order, and the gleam from the accoutrements
+of the 14th Hussars were visible without field glasses.
+The village itself that was burning in a dozen places now
+broke into one great conflagration, and simultaneously some
+Arab bullets cut their way unmistakably near. I decided
+to rejoin my battery that was waiting half a mile off, as it was
+selected for rear guard. Fortunately, before climbing down
+the observation post I took the precaution to peer over the
+edge at the doorway. I saw about a dozen gigantic Arabs,
+one or two with knives, lounging round the exit, evidently
+counting on my uniform and equipment after they had
+despatched me. So I talked and answered for a minute, and
+shouted an order for them to think I was not alone. Then I
+ducked out the other side and jumped the back wall. I met
+my orderly coming with my horse. The Arabs around the
+doorway yelled in disappointment as we both galloped off.
+I brought the battery into action just south of the town, but
+we did not open fire. Then the C.O. signalled "Retire." It
+was "Rear limber up, walk march, trot, canter," then a mile
+farther on "Halt! Action rear," and so on. A delightful
+battery, men and horses knew their job perfectly and foresaw
+the order every time.
+
+We did about fifteen miles, and halted by the river side
+at Um-al-Tabul, a mere locality without a building. I had
+scarcely seen that the horses were fixed up and fed, when an
+order came that General Smith, B.G.R.A., C.R.A., wanted me
+as orderly officer. I was to report immediately. An orderly
+officer, I was told at once, is responsible for the health and
+well being of his general, and has many details to attend to.
+In action there are countless orders to deliver and reports to
+make. The Brigade Major, mistaken for General Smith, had
+unfortunately been knifed by an Arab while asleep one night
+on a boat, so the Staff Captain and I were the only Staff. We
+shared a dug-out, or rather hole, eighteen inches deep and of
+course uncovered. Reinforced with some bread, meat, and
+whisky, I scooped a pillow place for the General's head, and
+in the darkness tried to collect some little of my kit, which,
+however, got lost in the subsequent events of the night. I
+completed arrangements for the morning and then slept.
+
+General Townshend's _jugga_ was next ours. We were on
+the river bank. Behind us lay H.M.S. _Firefly_ and other boats
+and barges.
+
+Presently from out of the darkness shells began to fall
+around us. We were right in the line of fire. It appeared
+that they were shelling the _Firefly_. One shell pitched just
+short of us and wounded the syces, another burst exactly
+over us, but too high for the spread to reach us. Then a brisk
+rifle fire commenced and here and there we heard a suppressed
+groan. These were my first real moments under fire. The
+darkness and scantiness of cover made it seem worse, but I
+was not half so frightened as I thought I should be, and after
+some minutes, when it was necessary for me to deliver some
+messages, I gave myself up to Fate with a light heart and
+blundered in the darkness on my several errands. That was
+infinitely better than lying pinched up in the inadequate hole
+watching the dried grass being cut by bullets a foot above
+one's head. It is a great thing to be occupied in times like
+this. In passing through my battery I heard that two drivers
+of my section had been killed. On returning to the dug-out
+I saw the Staff Captain ferociously digging with a mess-tin.
+I did the same for the General's side with his own shaving mug,--which
+I bent, to his disgust--and then got on to my own.
+About midnight the rifle fire thickened. Now of all entirely
+horrid things under these conditions you have first and
+foremost the bullet. It is a thing conceived by Satan for the
+dispatch of his outsiders and unbeloved. Invisible it comes
+from anywhere. You hear it and know you are safe. Or you
+feel it and know you're hit. Since then I have often been under
+rifle fire, but that night the devilry of the bullets was strange.
+At 3 a.m. General Townshend said he would attack in two
+columns unless the fire ceased. I delivered orders connected
+therewith, but the fire slackened. I slept, and awoke before
+the dawn, and bustled around after our headquarters' transport,
+as we expected an immediate move. I also got breakfast
+ready. This was December 1st.
+
+At 8 a.m. the transport began to move. At 8.30 it had
+got fairly on its way. At nine I was standing by the Headquarters
+transport ready to move off, when the fog cleared as
+suddenly as the shadows lift when the moon comes from behind
+a cloud. Before us, some eighteen hundred to two thousand
+yards off, on the higher ground, we saw a host of tents. Even
+as we looked the guns of the Field Brigade on the outer
+perimeter were limbering up. But within two minutes they
+were down again in action, and the first shell sang out the
+delight of the gunner at the prospect of so gorgeous a target.
+For one minute it was splendid. The spirits of the incarnated
+field guns ripped their music across the morning sky and over
+the dewy earth in quick and lightning song. The next his
+shells came back. I relished much less the white puffs up in
+the air near us, each burst a better one. But almost immediately
+I found myself taking a professional interest in the
+faulty fuses of the Turk. Our own shells were cutting great
+gaps in the tents and in the columns of panic stricken fleeing
+Turks. I saw our bursts in excellent timing, quite low. But
+their fire also thickened, and converged on the mass of troops
+not yet under way, and also on our shipping, which was caught
+at a wholesale disadvantage. Still, a great mass of transport
+stuff and ammunition was on the move.
+
+At last it was all off, and only the perimeter of our camp
+remained, the four field batteries and the single line of infantry
+close beyond them. Standing in the centre of the shell-strewn
+ground was General Townshend and his Staff. I stood
+for a while between him and General Smith, from time to time
+galloping to the several batteries with orders or inquiries about
+ammunition. Away to our right between the Turkish advance
+and our own, the 14th Hussars were very busy, now covering
+behind the knolls and now swooping upon the enemy, who,
+however, gave them no chance of getting in at close quarters.
+S Battery, R.H.A., which worked with them, was pouring
+shell after shell into the teeth of the Turkish force.
+
+One could not but feel the keenest admiration for General
+Townshend, so steady, collected and determined in action, so
+kind, quick and confident. There, totally indifferent to the
+shell fire, he stood watching the issue, receiving reports from
+the various orderly officers and giving every attention to the
+progress of the transport. Some shells pitched just over us,
+one, not fifteen yards away, killing a horse and wounding
+some drivers. The restlessness of the horses, some stamping
+their feet, others tossing their heads, betokened their objection
+to standing still at such a time. It really is the most difficult
+thing to do. One's mind was left too free to prophesy where
+the next shell would fall. More than once I caught a humorous
+smile on the General's face as some shell just missed us.
+
+Suddenly, to the southward, a thick dust wall appeared.
+The Turks had got round, and our transport, uncertain about
+advancing, was held up. For ten minutes it seemed that the
+issue might become general, but our gunners, and especially
+S Battery, kept up such a rate of fire that the Turks were
+paralysed. The officer commanding this battery, acting on
+local knowledge, remained in action after the order to retire
+had reached him, and by so doing contributed greatly to the
+success of the day.
+
+About nine o'clock General Melliss' Brigade, which had preceded
+us from Azizie by several miles and which had been sent
+for during the night, arrived on the scene of action, appearing
+from the south-eastern quarter. That effectively threw back
+the Turkish attack.
+
+Then, as we gradually gave way, the tide of action moved
+very slowly southwards. The General motioned us to take
+cover in a ditch. Our horses we had sent on. It was about
+this time that H.M.S. _Firefly_ was hit in her boiler and
+captured by the Turks. Several barges filled with wounded
+and stores had to be abandoned.
+
+First one battery limbered up and fell into action half a
+mile to the rear, then another, and so on. Several times I
+took orders over the intervening ground that was now being
+plastered with shells bursting either too high or on graze. Don
+Juan behaved excellently. He shied once violently when a
+shell burst just behind us, and again as he took off to jump a
+nullah at the bottom of which a medical officer I knew, Major
+Walker, was attending to a wounded man. For the rest he
+went in his best hunting style over ditches and holes and took
+not the slightest notice of the noise or bursts. I often give
+him an extra handful of hay when I recall December 1st.
+
+The transport was now some miles on its way and the mule-drivers
+were doing their utmost. Then the Staff mounted and
+I was sent to see the whereabouts of the ammunition barge,
+as the guns, especially S Battery, were running short. Luckily,
+I discovered where it had got stuck. In feverish haste we
+replenished the carts ourselves, General Smith, the Staff
+Captain and I, our telephonists and horseholders, all loading
+the first few carts at the run. In less than five minutes the
+cute little Jaipur ponies and mules had galloped to their guns.
+The batteries remained in action as long as possible without
+jeopardizing their safety, and each covered the retirement of
+the other. This went on for hours. We, the Staff, walked
+our horses half a mile, dismounted and waited. Our pace was
+the pace of the slowest fighting unit, _i.e._ a walk. Gradually
+we out-distanced the enemy, the Cavalry Brigade keeping him
+back. Once they caught us up and sent shells wildly over our
+heads. The Turks don't know enough of the science of
+gunnery. If their fuses had been more correct our casualties
+could not have failed to be very heavy. As it was they were
+extraordinarily small considering the huge losses we inflicted
+on them.
+
+It was a most wonderful engagement, and General Townshend
+watched its every phase with great satisfaction. An
+exclamation of delight broke from him as he directed our
+attention to a charge of the 14th Hussars. Over the brown of
+the desert a mass of glittering and swiftly-moving steel bore
+down upon the line of Turks, which broke and bolted. Then
+the 14th came back.
+
+My next job was to gather spare men and protect the
+General's flank from Arab snipers. Once or twice a bullet
+hit the ground at my feet. These Arabs use a tremendous
+thing, almost as big as an elephant bullet.
+
+At four o'clock I was ordered to ride ahead of the column
+to find a watering place, which I did; but the Turks still
+pressed in our rear, and we had to shove on without watering.
+I managed to water Don Juan, however, and gave him three
+of my six biscuits. The General had one and Garnett and I
+had half each. We pushed on, the horses showing signs of
+fatigue. At 6 p.m. it was dreadfully cold, and dark as
+Tophet. The order of the column had now been changed, the
+Field Artillery leading. The B.G.R.A. (General Smith), the
+Staff Captain, and I, rode at the head of the Division. The
+orders were seventy paces to the minute with compass directing.
+We took this in turns of half-hours. The strain was very
+severe. We had had no food except a sandwich for breakfast
+for twenty-four hours--violent exercise under exhausting
+conditions. The ten hours in the saddle had made me stiff,
+which was to be expected after the slack life of a month on
+board. We lost our way again and again as we got deeper into
+the dense black night. Road there was none, only a few hoof
+marks on the _maidan_. Tracks that went comfortably for a
+mile suddenly proved false, and then we had to hunt for the
+road. We all grew more irritable as we grew more tired, and
+I got an awful wigging about every two minutes. It's no
+joke leading an army on a pitch black night and endeavouring
+to keep to a road that doesn't exist, especially when
+thousands of Turks are in hot pursuit a mile or two behind
+the tail of the column.
+
+"Is this the road?" asks one.
+
+"I don't believe it is."
+
+"I think he's wrong. He's taking that fire for the
+star."
+
+"He must be wrong. That fire has been directly ahead
+for hours and now it's to the left."
+
+This was the eternal conversation behind as one tried to
+count the seventy and answer inquiries as to the magnetic
+bearing at the same time. With such preoccupations one
+could not very well suggest that the nearer one got to the fire,
+the more to a flank it must appear unless we were to walk on
+the top of it.
+
+Then arguments would follow as to whether such a mark
+were really a hoof-mark or wheel track. The Staff Captain
+lost his way several times running, and I confess my heart
+rejoiced thereat. But we soon passed from levity that was
+born of nervous exhaustion, to silence, grim and impenetrable.
+I shall never forget that night. The want of sleep was maddening.
+Since then I have gone without sleep for days together,
+except for an hour or so once or twice. Then it came on one
+unprepared. We stumbled on. I thought of the army behind
+us, men as tired and hungry as I was, the army that had conquered
+Mesopotamia, all bravely staggering onwards in the
+darkness; heroes of Ctesiphon, full of painful memories of
+lost pals somewhere behind, marching, marching, marching
+to the pace we set, and following the indication of my prismatic
+compass.
+
+Some of the Staff suggested a halt. But our Napoleonic
+general drove us on. Again, as we learned subsequently, he
+saved us. That night the Turkish army, reinforced, was
+trying to outmarch us.
+
+We pressed on and on. Don Juan followed with my
+orderly. It was awfully cold, but I preferred the cold to the
+weight of my coat. I slung it over Don Juan. The poor
+brute shivered from cold and hunger every halt. The march
+became a nightmare. With frequent drinks of water I managed
+to keep on. At eleven o'clock we were almost into the halting-place--Monkey
+Village by name--when the whole column,
+which was some five miles long, was compelled to halt owing to
+a block. The ground was very uneven and scored with
+nullahs, and had only the one narrow track leading to the
+village. Across this track the Cavalry Brigade, which had
+gone on ahead of us as advance guard, had bivouacked. The
+block took about an hour and a half to rectify.
+
+At last we got to some open ground past the village. How
+cold it was! We bivouacked on sandy soil. I scooped a
+dug-out for the General, got a few handfuls of hay for Don
+Juan, and a whisky and water for myself. General Smith
+got some sort of a meagre meal with me from a tin of jam, a
+little bully and a biscuit. We kept half for the morning. All
+our delightful _yak-dans_ of stores, hams, fowls, biscuits, jam,
+tea and coffee were miles away with the transport, and I
+inquired a hundred times that night before turning in, without
+result. Those of our blankets which were not lost in the
+scurry of the morning fight, were there also with the transport.
+So in the bitter cold wind, feet numbed and teeth chattering,
+I scraped a hole for my arm and a sand pillow for my head,
+and shoving my topee over my ears to drown the nervy rip-rip
+of the Arab snipers, I slept. It was not for many minutes.
+The cold was too intense, without a coat. Then I had to ride
+to General Townshend for orders several times. Poor Don
+Juan was awfully done, but very game. There was a tiny
+stone bridge over a deep nullah near the village. Each time
+I was held up there. The scene was of the wildest confusion.
+Camels were being thrashed across, kicking mules hauled
+across, troops trying to cross at the same time. Several overturned
+vehicles complicated matters. The whole force had
+to go over that tiny bridge. After all had crossed the sappers
+blew it up.
+
+I was quite an important person that night, what with
+orders and reports. The _Blosse Lynch_, with Major Henley
+aboard and also plenty of food, if I had known, was alongside.
+Captain Garnett was quite done up with continuous fatigue,
+although he had not ridden very much. We couldn't sleep
+for the cold, so we talked and hoped to get to Kut the next
+morning. That day, December 1st, he informed me, was his
+birthday. There could be many worse ways of passing one's
+birthday than in participating in the engagement we had fought
+that day. We felt a deep debt of gratitude due to our General
+for bringing us out of such a tight corner so brilliantly. At one
+moment the whole force was imperilled. The next our guns
+smashed lanes of casualties through the Turkish troops. I
+was assured by senior officers of much service that I had
+witnessed one of the most brilliant episodes possible in war,
+where perfect judgment and first-rate discipline alone enabled
+us to smash the sting of the pursuit and to continue a retreat
+exactly as it is done at manoeuvres.
+
+At 4 a.m. we were away again. We walked half a mile,
+then rested. After an hour or two of this the pace got slower
+and troops began to fall out and sit down. More than one
+dusky warrior unconsciously depicted the Dying Gladiator.
+We spoke kind words to them and where possible gave them a
+lift. Many mules were shot as their strength gave out. I ate
+my biscuit and gave Don a pocketful of hay I had kept for
+him. He rubbed his nose on my cheek and wished he were
+back in his excellent stable at Hyderabad.
+
+Once this day my General's horse nearly unseated him as
+we crossed a nullah where a camel was lying stretched out.
+
+"Come on," he shouted to me. "It's dead, and won't
+bite."
+
+Don hates camels, and was rearing up in fine style. Therein
+he showed judgment more correct than did the General, for,
+in answer to my spur, he had no sooner drawn level with the
+beast than the "dead" camel swung its long snaky neck
+round upon us and opened eyes and mouth simultaneously.
+Don jumped the bank and the whole staff of telephonists and
+landed almost on top of General Smith, whose horse objected
+considerably. I laughed until the general restrained my
+humour.
+
+The horses were awfully done, and in the batteries could
+just move the guns at the slowest walk. We did about a mile
+an hour. About 3 p.m. General Townshend shouted to
+General Smith that one of our batteries was shelling our own
+transport which appeared round the head of the river, miles
+ahead. My general apparently forgot me, and went off on
+his old charger. The transport could not have been saved by
+the time he got up to the guns. I put Don at a ditch and,
+racing up a knoll close by, blew on my long sounding whistle
+"cease fire," and held up my hand. The battery commander
+saw it, and when I galloped up I apologized for interrupting
+his shooting, and explained. They had bracketed the transport
+and a shot was in the breech of the gun, so my whistle
+had just got them in time. A splendid fellow is the commander
+of that battery, Major Broke-Smith, an excellent
+soldier and cheerful friend. Unperturbed, he said, "Well, if
+I'm to shell all Arab bodies, and the river will wind so----"
+And when I got back General Townshend thanked me, at
+which I was much elated.
+
+In the afternoon we halted for two and a half hours to
+enable the straggling crowds to catch up. I rode miles trying
+to find our transport cart with the stores, but it had got somewhere
+in the front several miles off. Some one produced a
+cube of Oxo, and we had that divided and a whisky peg each.
+"G. B." slept, and I saw the horses watered and unsaddled.
+The general had some biscuits given him, and some signalling
+officer--whom the gods preserve!--gave me a sausage, which
+I ate before considering whether it would divide or not.
+
+Then on again, on, on, for hours. Mules fell down and
+were helped up only to fall again a hundred yards further on.
+Then word came by aeroplane that we might have to fight
+our way into Kut through an Arab and Turkish force. Later,
+to every one's dismay, we heard that we were not to reach Kut
+that night after all, but to bivouac five miles from it. In the
+last light of December 2nd, we saw the sun on the distant
+roofs of the village we had legged it so strenuously to reach.
+The brisk and prolonged marching of yesterday, and of last
+night, had reduced the present possible pace to a mile an hour.
+
+We found a ruined _serai_, a four-walled enclosure of ground
+thirty yards square. Headquarters came here. A heap of
+dust and trampled chaff I selected as a sleeping place for the
+General, Captain Garnett, and me. It was colder than ever
+and a biting wind blew through our very souls. No one who
+has not sampled it for himself can credit the intense cold of
+such a Mesopotamian night. I have registered the cold of
+Oberhof, where twenty feet of snow and icicles forty feet high
+rendered every wood impassable. I have boated on the west
+coast of Scotland, where the wind from Satan's antipodes cuts
+through coat and flesh and bone. I have felt the cold from
+the glaciers of New Zealand. But I have never felt cold to
+equal that of December 2nd of the Retreat. Perhaps hunger
+and extreme exhaustion help the cold.
+
+We lay close together for warmth. Late in the night some
+bread arrived from Kut. I had an awful passage of a mile,
+falling over ruts and into nullahs, and once very nearly into
+the river. We could not show lights as the opposite bank
+swarmed with Arabs. I walked with General Hamilton to
+the supply column. While we waited he told me of the battle
+of Ctesiphon. I got five stale loaves, two of which I gave Don
+Juan, who was shivering violently. Then I picketed the
+horses close together for warmth and we three ate our loaves.
+General Townshend occupied the far corner of the _serai_, and he
+spoke very cheerily to me for a minute or two. It was very
+extraordinary how well I had got to know some of the Staff
+during the last two days. Our acquaintanceship seemed of
+years. But then the retirement itself seemed that long.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+WE REACH KUT--BEGINNING OF THE SIEGE--THE CHRISTMAS
+ASSAULT
+
+
+We left at 5 a.m. and trotted over the _maidan_ to Kut.
+The horses knew that there food and rest awaited
+them. We got in at 7·30 a.m., but the column took
+hours. I found Headquarters on the river front of the town
+and our ill-omened transport already arrived there. I rode
+on ahead to get things ready. First, I quieted my stomach
+with some whisky and warm water, and then had a remarkable
+breakfast of bacon and eggs, cold ham, cold fowl, toast
+and marmalade and coffee.
+
+But there was no chance of rest yet awhile. A siege was
+impending. No reinforcements were in the country and
+Townshend's plan was to hold up the Turkish advance at Kut.
+While we defended this strategical junction of the Tigris and
+Shat-al-Hai, the enemy could neither get to Nasireyeh nor
+down to Amarah. The river is the means of transport. And
+so there was much to be done--wounded and ineffectives to
+be moved downstream, trenches and gun-pits and redoubts
+to be made, defences erected, and everywhere communication
+trenches miles long to be dug and a thousand other things
+arranged for. It was a race of parapet building against the
+Turk. The army could not be spared much rest. I had to
+collect the B.G.R.A.'s stores from _mahelas_ and elsewhere, get
+a secure place for ourselves and our horses, and buy stuff for
+the possible siege, although it might be for only three weeks.
+
+The river-front then became too hot for the Staff, so we
+adjourned to dug-outs in the construction of which hangs a
+story. In the meantime one learned that we had lost a barge
+of wounded, several _mahelas_ of supplies, supply barge,
+H.M.S. _Firefly_, _Comet_, and _Shaitan_ in the retirement. The
+_Firefly_ was an unfortunate affair, the shell striking her boiler.
+There might have been time to blow her up, but it appears
+that there was a wounded man down below. The breech-blocks
+of her guns were thrown overboard and the crew escaped.
+An excellent range-finder was captured on her. At
+the moment of writing she is pelting shells at us into Kut.
+We also heard that two cavalry officers who had ridden
+through the Arabs' lines to General Melliss' brigade with
+orders to join in the Um-al-Tabul engagement on the night of
+December 1st, had been recommended for the V.C.
+
+On December 4th, the day after we entered Kut, the last
+boat left for down the river. On the 5th the Cavalry Brigade
+and S Battery left Kut for down below, as they would not be
+of so much importance in a siege. Before they went Major
+Rennie-Taylor, commanding S Battery, had lunch with us.
+A day later the aeroplanes flew away. Then we were
+decidedly alone. Bullets fell from the north. Soon they
+came from every direction.
+
+The dug-out for the B.G.R.A.'s Staff was to be made out
+on the _maidan_ near the brick-kilns. The General added to
+the plans of the Pioneers for its construction, and so the
+thing was built like a long grave and the poles laid
+cross-wise. As a traveller of some experience myself I saw
+that trouble was obviously ahead. I hinted that as three
+poles were bearing on the centre one, that was insufficient to
+carry the total weight. My suggestion was dispersed by an
+eloquent explosion on the part of my General. So it was
+built; and somewhere in high heaven a humorous Fate
+looked down and smiled. At midnight the roof that carried
+tons of bricks and soil collapsed without warning. It was the
+greatest luck we escaped without awful accident. I occupied
+the end farther from the entrance where General Smith slept,
+Garnett sleeping underneath beneath the ledge.
+
+Luckily I was awake and, hearing the beam snap, I was
+out of my sleeping bag like a bullet, accidentally upsetting
+the General on top of Garnett. As I moved it fell in. I
+had taken the precaution to sleep with my head towards the
+entrance, else I had never escaped. For the rest of the night
+I shivered in the cold alongside the cook, without blankets,
+sleeping bag, or even jacket. All these were pinned down.
+In the morning when the working party came, we found that
+the central beam had broken and the two broken ends were
+forced a foot into the hard basement of my bed, just where
+my chest would have been. My General offered the remark:
+"An orderly officer is responsible for the health of his
+General." And remembering the mental curses I had
+manufactured at the time of the occurrence, and extracting
+further humour from having accidentally omitted to remove
+a stone from the part of the trench where the general had
+been compelled to lie, I proffered embrocation, and, being a
+dutiful subaltern, hid my smile. In the teeth of Turkish opposition
+the West Kents remade the dug-out that day. It
+has not collapsed yet.
+
+To get from the dug-out to the town we had to cross a
+shell-swept zone. Every few yards was a splash of smoke and
+flame. That was, of course, at the beginning of the siege.
+Our dug-outs were near several brick-kilns, themselves
+sufficient target without our gun flashes. We had a battery
+of 18-pounders on one side, 5-inch on the other, and howitzers
+behind. So we came in for all the ranging. It was out of the
+question to leave any cooking utensils above ground, for they
+were certain to be perforated within a few moments.
+
+A most wretched existence it was in that abominable
+little dug-out, but the balancing feature was our proximity to
+Colonel Courtenay of the 5-inch. A fountain of good-humour,
+ever flowing, an excellent story-teller, and a very human
+person. I delighted in his company. He was a very brave
+man, not of the defiant sort, but rather as one who has learned
+not to fear the inevitable. I saw him observing one day and
+a burst described a complete zone around him, but he went
+on stuffing tobacco into his pipe as if it was all November
+fireworks.
+
+One evening I stood at the mouth of the dug-out giving
+orders. Some snipers from over the river must have seen me.
+A volley whistled past, one bullet cutting through the pocket
+of my tunic close to the hip. More extraordinary was the
+escape of the C.O. of the 63rd Battery, Major Broke-Smith.
+One morning he had a bullet through his topee and one
+through a pocket. In the afternoon another bullet got
+another pocket. Some one suggested his requiring a new
+outfit at an early date.
+
+[Illustration: THE BRICK-KILNS WELL REMEMBERED BY ALL KUTTITES. THE
+GROUND HERE WAS HONEYCOMBED WITH DUG OUTS, GUN PITS
+AND TRENCHES.]
+
+After the Cavalry Brigade had crossed our bridge of boats
+below the town we found it necessary to destroy it, owing to a
+Turkish concentration upon that side. Its demolition was
+the occasion of considerable excitement. We lost an officer
+and men on the further bank. At the last moment it was
+found difficult to blow the bridge up. The heavy guns could
+not reach it, and I set off with orders for the howitzers to
+blow it up--an impossible target. The nearest shell was
+somewhere about 50 yards off. Then General Melliss rode
+up across the open to see what could be done, and interviewed
+my General. Finally, the bridge was destroyed by a very
+gallant subaltern assisted by another equally plucky in the
+following way.
+
+At the further end of the bridge the Turks were in strong
+force. When night fell, and a dark night fortunately it was,
+a sapper subaltern started across the bridge with a charge,
+fuse lighted, strapped to his back. That was to ensure the
+explosion taking place even if he were hit. Strange to say,
+he got out, planted his charge, and got back without a shot
+being fired at him. The Turks must have been slacking.
+Then the other charge was laid. Both were quite successful
+and the bridge totally demolished. The officers have been
+recommended for the V.C.[1]
+
+I was then quite busy for a few days with communications.
+We were very short of thick cable, and the thin stuff was
+being continually broken by fatigue parties. The General,
+as a rule, slept a little after tiffin, and at such times I would
+look up Colonel Courtenay.
+
+"Hallo, Mousley! How are you and the General?
+Hope you are keeping him fit. Temperamentally of course,
+yes."
+
+"Hello? Oh, they're all right. Except lucky ones.
+Help yourself to that lot. But I've a cigar for you. Now
+let's talk about fishing."
+
+Then there was Oxo (among the subalterns so named from
+resemblance to an advertisement)--a fiery ha ha, hum hum
+little colonel, as busy as a pea on a drum and exuberant
+as a thrush in June. He came to see us frequently.
+
+On the 10th General Smith went sick. Captain Garnett
+followed suit. We left the dug-out for Headquarters, a
+building in the centre of the town with a courtyard. Like
+most others it was a two-story building with a promenade
+roof that was used for observation. Helio was used up there.
+Why, no one knows. Shells came on the building too,
+hundreds of them, and smashed the wall or thudded against
+it. The three legs of the helio disappearing over the balcony
+was the first sight I saw one early morning, and the signallers
+came down with white faces. The shell had smashed the
+helio without touching them. The Turks religiously refrained
+from hitting the mosque, but the hospital got it badly, and so
+did the horses which are stalled in the streets.
+
+The enemy's lines have drawn much closer in some places,
+and are only sixty to two hundred yards off. The Turkish
+commander, Nureddin Pacha, sent word to Townshend that
+as our garrison was besieged by all the Turkish forces in Mesopotamia,
+he called on him to yield up his arms. General
+Townshend replied characteristically. Daily our General
+issued _communiqués_ urging us to put up a good fight and to
+dig deep and quickly. Within a week we knew what that
+meant.
+
+On the morrow I was brimful of influenza and chill
+contracted in the night the dug-out fell in, and was slacking
+on the bed when a report came from the 82nd Battery R.F.A.
+saying that a subaltern was wounded that morning and the
+captain was in hospital sick. The other subaltern, who had
+come from Hyderabad with me, had been slightly wounded
+days before. The message asked if the General could spare
+me. A very ardent soldier I was that morning. I jumped
+into my accoutrements feeling very weak from the influenza.
+However, I did not want to lose the opportunity, so with
+revolver, field glasses, and prismatic, I set off at once.
+
+So delighted was I at the prospect of leaving the Staff for
+regimental duty that I had not noticed the artillery duel
+seemed to have developed into a general attack. No one
+seemed quite certain as to where the battery exactly was. It
+appeared to be somewhere in a palm wood some distance up
+the river. There were no communication trenches yet dug,
+so I went along the river-front which was shortest, and where
+I had heard there was also some rudimentary trench. It was
+a grave mistake, and I paid the penalty with as uncomfortable
+a half-hour as ever I had in my life. The _maidan_ was
+deserted. Shells plunged into the first wood which I skirted.
+Rifle fire thickened and cracked fiercely in the trees. Snipers
+fired at me from over the river and I ran for it, stooping low,
+a hundred yards at a time. The Turkish gunners appeared to
+be sweeping all the woods. I got through to a little _maidan_,
+dead flat, not a blade of grass on it, and here was the hottest
+cross-fire I have yet seen. I crawled along back into the wood
+to get some way from the bank before going on. Then I
+raced for it and did about a fifth of the distance, bullets
+humming like bees in swarm. I took cover from the frontal
+fire, and then flank fire from over the river made it intolerable.
+About half way I saw a heap of rubbish and dirt about two
+feet high. I arrived breathless and fell flat. Shells came too,
+one burst on a building thirty yards nearer the river and the
+bullets splashed all round me. I had evidently been spotted
+over the river; bullets began to make a tracery around the
+rotten little heap. One dug itself in a few niches from my
+knee. The base of the mound stopped some, but when one
+bullet came clean through the middle, the dust being flung
+over my face and eyes, I got up and ran my best. This time
+I reached a nullah where a mule that had been hit was kicking
+to death invisible devils. From here I was fairly protected
+from flank fire so I bolted through the wood, and two hundred
+yards in I heard the battery in action. I shall never forget
+that horrible little affair behind the dust heap. I could see
+the Arabs' heads over the river as they shifted to take better
+aim, and the dust every yard or so that the bullets knocked
+up reminded one of Frying-Pan Flat in the volcanic region of
+New Zealand.
+
+I sprinted over to the cover of a wall in the centre of the
+palm wood, and following it came across a gun-limber on end
+used sometimes as an observation post. It was protected
+by a few sandbags in front. I found the sergeant-major
+carrying on, the subaltern just hit being in a dug-out near by,
+where he was left until the "strafe" was over. The sergeant-major
+asked me to take better cover as several casualties had
+just occurred. I am now writing the first pages of this account
+from the identical dug-out near the limber. For hours I
+could not leave the post. The telephonist lay huddled
+underneath the wheels and orders coming by wire from the
+major I shouted on by megaphone to the battery, which was
+dug in thirty yards in front. Later on, reporting myself to
+my C.O. and the colonel of the brigade, I was laughed at for
+coming across the open, and they were astonished at my
+arriving at all.
+
+"It's a miracle you weren't knocked over," was the
+colonel's comment.
+
+The fire slackened and fell to mere sniping. I looked
+around. The battery had excellent gun-pits, sandbagged in
+front. The dug-outs were very well built, the roofs being
+supported by beams and trees. Each detachment had its
+own dug-out, and the men had furnished them snugly with
+old horse-rugs and rush curtains and ammunition boxes
+inlaid into the walls. Our chief zone was directly up river.
+My own dug-out was built up rather than dug out, being
+constructed against a _mutti_ wall which we believed was shell
+proof until one day three shells plugged straight through near
+by. Then we dug down. The mess was a very thick-walled
+building and heavily sandbagged. It also formed brigade
+headquarters. To get to the mess from the battery or from
+one's dug-out, one had to run the gauntlet through the
+incessant sharp music of rifle bullets cracking against trees or
+branches. As a rule, we one and all arrived in the mess
+breathless from an ever-improving sprint. This, of course,
+and also the going from here to Kut, will be better when the
+communication trenches have been dug.
+
+On the same evening at dinner a native servant brought
+in most startling news that a bullet had gone through the last
+barrel of beer. But jubilation succeeded dismay when we
+found that a gunner, with the instinct of the British soldier for
+preserving anything in the "victuals" line, had turned the
+barrel over. The bullet had entered near the ground, so
+quite three-quarters was saved. I hear on good authority
+that the gunner will get the D.C.M. We are almost out of
+anything drinkable and the siege may go on several weeks.
+
+At 9.30 p.m. I felt tired from the excitement of the day
+and from the influenza, and turned in. Ten minutes afterwards
+I was summoned on a night job. Two guns of the
+Volunteer Battery were in difficulties in an advanced position
+near the river bank and just behind the first-line trenches.
+They had been under heavy rifle and maxim fire at two
+hundred yards range, and were enfiladed from over the river.
+The guns were thus rendered unworkable. I was to take two
+gun teams and a G.S. wagon at midnight to retrieve them.
+This meant crossing the main _maidan_ in the open without an
+inch of cover. It meant going almost under the rifles of the
+enemy scarcely two hundred yards off, and being visible in
+any sort of light to the enemy over the river. A guide was to
+await me at twelve midnight, near the battery.
+
+I arranged for the teams and wagon to be there at
+11.40 p.m., and for all links, swingle-tree hooks, drag-washers,
+and pole-bar to be bound up with rag so as to render them as
+noiseless as possible. The teams arrived punctually, their
+breath steaming up in the cold night air. The G.S. wagon
+had had a mishap over a rut just before pulling up, and the
+body was flung backward off the axle trees and jambed. We
+all tried our best to rectify it, but the jamb was so bad that
+it involved taking the thing to pieces. Here was first-rate
+luck already. The adjutant had spoken of the difficulties of
+the job, and strongly doubted the advisability of taking the
+wagon for the detachment's kit. A wagon is a rattling affair
+after any length of service. I utilized the accident as an
+excuse for waiting until the moon had gone down, which I
+thought advisable. I then awoke the battery sergeant-major
+and a detachment for a final attempt on the wagon. That
+was unsuccessful.
+
+My drivers were all picked and excellent fellows. I
+mounted an old cavalry stager, and we set off about 1 a.m.,
+when I met the guide, who, to my surprise, instead of being
+an officer or European N.C.O., was a half-caste, and as hopeless
+an idiot as ever got lost. His teeth were chattering with
+fright from the start. The _maidan_ we had to cross was scored
+with trenches and barbed wire, and there was only one crossable
+place on each occasion that had been purposely made for us
+to cross. The guide could not even find the first flag. I
+threatened him with all sorts of disasters if he didn't find the
+place at once. We wandered about inside the _bund_ of a communication
+trench for thirty minutes in awful darkness, that
+was at once our salvation and greatest difficulty. I rode along
+several trenches, and at last found the bridge the sappers had
+built for us. I believe they had measured the wheel-tracks
+of a gun-limber and deducted one-eighth of an inch from each
+side just to test the driving capacity of the field artillery.
+We found a plank and shoved it down. It was quite dark,
+and any light was fatal. The drivers pointed out the difficulty.
+I told them to do their best. They deserved a medal, every
+man of them. The teams dressed exactly for the bridge, and
+then, when all was ready, moved forward and crossed safely.
+The noise brought rifle and machine-gun fire on us at once,
+but the bullets went high, a few hitting the ground with a
+sticky thud. I took the first team to a flank, and then we
+got the second over. The fire increased. I ordered the
+second gun team to keep one hundred yards behind the first
+in case of a volley. I didn't want to lose both. Again the
+guide was at fault, leading us bang upon our first-line trench
+some one hundred and fifty yards off the Turks. But the
+breeze came from the enemy to us, and, besides, the limbers
+moved almost noiselessly, so excellently taut did the drivers
+keep their traces. At last we found the small scrub and the
+guns. A subaltern rushed out and said we should be shot
+to the devil in two seconds if we came an inch further. Two
+days under continual rifle fire and no chance of doing anything
+had naturally not improved his nerves. I remember saying
+certain "things" about guides. I was much concerned with
+the state of his guns. They were in a banked hollow, close
+together in such a way as to render it impossible for the teams
+to hook in. Besides that, tins and rubbish were right across
+the track of any team attempting to approach the guns.
+As for the guns themselves, they bristled with the surplus
+baggage. All this meant noise, and my orders were for the
+greatest silence.
+
+I ordered all baggage to be taken off the guns, and ammunition
+to replace it, as we had no wagon. We loaded all the
+ammunition, and after some trouble got the teams hooked
+in and away, following two feet of cover along the river edge.
+It was on the knees of the gods whether the enemy heard us.
+The fire had dwindled to sniping only, but we could see the
+lights of the Turks. A second guide now appeared. He was
+to conduct us to the new position for the Volunteer Battery
+guns in the middle of the _maidan_. To get there we had to
+cross three or four trenches and barbed-wire entanglements.
+The new guide, also a Eurasian gunner of the Volunteer
+Battery, was more confident than the other, but as utterly
+useless. He led us everywhere except in the right quarter.
+Once he was certain he had found the crossing that had been
+shown to him that evening. On approaching it, however, I
+found it to be the flimsy roof of an officers' mess. In desperation
+I led the guns towards the original crossing, intending to
+reconnoitre for myself. The fire now increased, and a maxim
+opened. I believed we were discovered. But the bullets flew
+high. The Turks never dreamed that we could be so close.
+
+At the bridge we made an awful row, the heavy guns
+straining and creaking abominably. It took some time to
+dress on to the narrow bridge. I wanted to get both guns
+over without delay, as I knew we should be spotted then.
+The first team refused to cross, but were persuaded to follow
+my horse, an old cavalry thing I had for the evening, that
+wanted to gallop on hearing the bullets. The drivers handled
+their teams magnificently. A few inches of error would have
+landed the guns in the deep trench--here quite ten feet wide
+on the top. The first gun got over, and something snapped
+in the bridge. I cautioned the drivers to have their whips
+ready. The second gun smashed the plank, and the bridge
+gave way. But the limber was over, and with whips and
+spurs the gun was bumped over also. We hurried to a flank,
+as several machine-guns opened on us. The fire was too high,
+and neither man nor horse was hit. One or two bullets
+cracked on a limber, and my old horse reared, breaking his
+girth, and the saddle and I found the ground together. I
+exchanged horses with a sergeant, and we went on. For the
+best part of an hour I rode alone up and down trenches, and
+at last found the crossings and the new gun emplacements.
+General Delamain, whose dug-out we missed by a few feet,
+asked if we had had casualties, and what had happened to
+our guide. We got back about 3.30 a.m. The sergeant-major
+had lain awake anxious. He is a father to the battery, and
+was delighted we had had no casualties. "Didn't expect to
+see you all back, sir."
+
+My adjutant said he felt certain we were all done in when
+he heard the machine-guns open fire; and Colonel Maule said:
+"Good show," and complimented me kindly on the affair.
+Looking backwards now, I am sure we could never have
+managed it with the G.S. wagon.
+
+On the evening of the next day, December 12th, the Turks
+made an attack they had evidently been preparing some days.
+It started so suddenly and decisively we felt no doubt as to
+the matter. The bullets came without warning, a veritable
+blizzard. I rushed out to the limber 'phone box, and we were
+soon at it hammer and tongs. The attack was on the fort,
+and a demonstration supported it from the trenches and scrub
+in the zone in front of our guns. We raked the trenches with
+shrapnel for hours. Subsequently the Arabs reported that
+while the Turks were concentrating in the scrub, our fire had
+killed a great many. We also fired some star shell, getting the
+burst well behind the enemy so as to show him up. Guns
+were booming all around, and the rifle fusillade on the walls
+and in the trees crackled like a forest on fire.
+
+On December 13th I began duty as Forward Observing
+Officer for the field batteries. That meant that from our first-line
+trenches I was to range our guns into the enemy's trenches
+and saps. I was advised to dispense with helmet and wear a
+comforter as offering less target. I left with a signaller so as
+to reach the trenches at dawn, which was about 6.40 a.m. A
+surprise was in store for me. Instead of the roomy deep
+trenches with firing platforms, dug-outs, and so on, I found
+wretched little ditches, in many cases only three feet deep at
+the traverses. I did not know then, as I know now, the
+tremendous amount of work required in digging a good trench,
+and in Kut there were miles of them to be dug. The first few
+days I crawled miles on my knees. Every few yards some
+one had been sniped, so it came to crawling round the traverses.
+The trenches smelled horribly in the parts held by the native
+regiments. The dead were slung over the parapet, and sometimes
+not buried for days. The Gurkhas are truly gorgeous
+little men, patient, and very keen. They soon had their
+trenches wonderfully improved. The parapets varied most
+unreliably in thickness, and one had to keep one's head below
+the level, as bullets often came through. Turkish snipers were
+quite good. One day I saw a Punjabi carrying a pot of curry
+on his head and a bullet knocked it off. It spilled its hot
+contents over him and several others that blocked the road
+as they sat huddled up in the trench.
+
+I ranged our fire on to the Turkish trenches that in places
+had got so close as fifty yards, and at one place where they
+were sapping, only thirty yards off. We were firing 18-pounders
+at very close range, the nearest being eight hundred
+and fifty yards. It was great fun to correct back a few yards
+and see the shell burst twenty yards in front of me, having
+travelled about five feet above one's head. One such occasion
+I was ordered to empty the trench for some yards in case of
+accidents. It was as well we did so, for one or two prematures
+burst behind us, and quite an appreciable amount of shrapnel
+got in the trench. Several times after ranging I saw dead
+and wounded among the digging parties of the enemy's trenches.
+
+These trenches! They have their advantages, it is true,
+for the Turks dare not shell them, and if you keep your head
+down they are about the safest place in Kut; but in the
+course of their construction it was a case of a breaking back
+from hours of stooping, or a bullet if one stretched. I've had
+bullets knock dirt into my face, so that I thought that I was
+hit, and had periscopes smashed to bits in my hand. Once a
+bullet cut dead in the centre of the glass of the exposed end,
+and pieces crashed all around my head, burying themselves in
+the wall of the trench, and wounding a _naik_ near by. The
+Turks even came to know my yellow ranging flag, and cut the
+bamboo rod time and again. They also had a nasty trick of
+ricochetting bullets at us by firing them just ahead on the
+ground. Not a few came into the trenches, especially before
+they were very deep. Another factor that brought more fire
+on us was the necessity of signalling from the trenches to the
+battery by flag, and also having a danger flag. The reason
+for this was the shortage of wire. The Turks always opened a
+hot fire in the vicinity of the flags, and observation was very
+difficult, except by periscope, as the loopholes were most
+unsafe.
+
+One afternoon I had been trying to discover a hostile
+maxim that was playing havoc in our main communication
+trench. A native reported that he had located it, and while
+looking through a tiny loophole in plate iron he was shot
+through the forehead, the bullet making a ghastly mess of
+his head. Such a quick, silent death makes one careful. By
+and by more periscopes were made by the sappers, and there
+were fewer casualties. One mistake is enough, unless one is
+very lucky. Turkish snipers lay with their rifles ready on a
+part of our trench that was insufficiently deep. The first
+sign of a movement there was the signal for a volley. After
+a time we got accustomed to the dead things in the trenches,
+and ate by them and slept by them. After all, they are only
+earth full of memories as is an old coat.
+
+Direct hits were very rare, but on one occasion I had the
+satisfaction of seeing a machine-gun hurled over the Turkish
+parados. The 82nd was an excellent battery, and shot well.
+It was great fun ranging on the new trenches that had begun
+to appear since the night. We blew one whole trench completely
+out of shape and there was a stampede of Turkish heads.
+
+Great luck decreed that two shells, on different days, both
+premature, should scatter shrapnel in our trenches, while
+emptied for safety. On one occasion Major Nelson, of the
+West Kents, I, and my signaller were there standing at the
+end of a traverse. A kerosene tin and some utensils were
+scuppered between us, and dozens of our shrapnel bullets
+buried themselves in the wall of the trench. But incidents
+of this nature grew too numerous for mention, and happened
+to many. Another round from a cold gun landed into the
+cookhouse of the 76th Punjabis. No one was there, but the
+cookhouse was not improved. Another tragic premature
+killed a private of the Hants and badly wounded a second.
+Some of the shrapnel of this burst reached to where I was
+in the trenches nine hundred yards away.
+
+We were in daily dread of another attack, and at night all
+our guns were placed on their night-lines, each to its zone, just
+over our trenches. On the first indication of a general attack
+we thus made a curtain of fire that the Turks funked breaking
+through. Two or three times a night we would sometimes
+have to go into action for this purpose.
+
+The West Kents improved their trenches splendidly, and
+made them quite comfortable. A very nice regiment they
+were, and on many occasions I have been grateful for their
+hospitality at a breakfast.
+
+They had a wee wooden home-made trench-mortar that
+we christened "Grasshopper," as every time he was fired he
+jumped, sometimes several feet back over the parados, out of
+the trench, and had to be recovered with lassos. Once he tried
+to range to some trenches farther away, and blew himself to
+small bits. The casualties during these first weeks were very
+heavy. Our line was short, scarcely more than a mile and a
+half, and the enemy swept this with fair regularity. The
+fatigue parties often had to risk going over the top in the
+night, and there was almost always a casualty. I often think
+of my great luck on that night when I went for the guns.
+
+Nor shall I easily forget the first time I was in a trench
+when an attack began. This trench was about eighty yards
+from ours, and the rate of fire was terrific, but not so fast as
+ours. The Turks well knew that although only eighty yards
+had to be crossed nothing human could arrive.
+
+My trench incidents would fill a volume, which I have no
+time to write, and even with time it would be difficult to
+isolate individual instances of extraordinary routine.
+
+What a kaleidoscopic mixture this diary is, to be sure. I
+confess that on reading a passage here and there it seems merely
+an autobiographical sequence, and egoistical into the bargain.
+But the truth is, that personal experience in this thing called
+war is at best an awakening of memory from a dream of seas
+and foggy islands bewildering and confusing. A few personal
+incidents loom a little clearer, deriving what clarity they have
+from the warmth of personal contact. Then incidents fraught
+even with the greatest danger become commonplace, until
+the days seem to move on without other interest than the
+everlasting proximity of death. Even that idea, prominent
+enough at first, gets allocated to the back of one's mind as a
+permanent and therefore negligible quantity. I firmly believe
+that one gets tired of an emotion. A man can't go on dreading
+death or extracting terrific interest from the vicinity of death
+for over long. The mind palls before it, and it gets shoved
+aside. I have seen a man shot beside me, and gone on with
+my sentence of orders without a break. Am I callous? No,
+only less astonished. Death has lost its novelty. I am
+tempted to diverge into a speculation as to the necessary
+permanency of Heaven's novelty, a novelty of which one can
+never tire. Alas, I am not now up in the cloistral peacefulness
+of Cambridge, so I can't follow up that speculation.
+Life never seemed so wonderful a thing as it does now. I am
+extracting more fun and fact to the square inch here than I
+ever did before. Now we know death as a tangible and non-abstract
+affair. Let me not be accused of irreverence if I say
+we walk in his shadow and lunch with him.
+
+Every evening I return to the battery and enjoy a meal in
+mess or relieve my major at his post. Then follows a look
+around my section and inspection of the night-lines, and then
+bed in my dug-out among the date palms. Our sergeant-major
+is the best I've seen yet. The other day, just as he
+put down his megaphone in the speaking hole, a bullet plugged
+clean through it into the opposite wall, a vicious twang. He
+laughed quietly. "I believe it was alive," he said.
+
+The Turks have moved their big guns closer, and their
+shells crash straight at this wall, which before was perfectly
+safe. On the 20th, two days ago, a shell smashed into our
+ammunition boxes after coming through the wall, a few yards
+from my dug-out, which I have been deepening this afternoon.
+It is a quiet day, and I left the firing-line early. The enemy
+can't locate our guns, as there is a wall some eighty yards
+ahead of the battery, so his gunners range just over the wall
+and search. Several shells have been through the gun emplacements,
+and some trenches have been smashed. Now and then
+a palm tree goes down with a crash. I've often awakened in
+the night thinking the whole place on fire. Sometimes, again,
+I awake to the sound of soft ceaseless swishing, that full and
+incessant sound of early morning in England, dear England,
+when the gentle rain washes open the eyelids of the waking
+world and green trees murmur, and birds begin to sing--but
+I look outside my dug-out and see only a mass of black
+crows flying over a palm-dotted wilderness to their Tigris
+haunts.
+
+This morning the Gurkha regiment relieved in the first
+line. I am quite keen about them, a manly, silent, respectful
+set of men; but children, too, mere children, for all that they
+are tigers in a scrap. Their genial colonel and I had a pleasant
+conversation after my morning ranging was done. We discussed
+the war and the Mesopotamian campaign and the
+eternal question of relief. He is a most active C.O.
+of a sprightly regiment. It yet remains a wonder to me
+how these full-sized colonels can possibly get along the half-completed
+trenches, which the first fortnight were only some
+3 ft. 6 ins. deep, and often barely 2 ft. wide, and partly filled
+with ammunition boxes, stores, men's kit, and sundry cooking
+pots.
+
+Among the gunner subs, is one known as R. A., which
+some say means Royal Artillery, and others the Ricochetting
+American. He has just returned from ranging, with the
+announcement that he knocked out half a dozen maxims with
+his 18-pounders. We have been ragging him by suggesting
+his field-glasses must be faulty, and asking to see them.
+
+At a conversation in Kut to-day one heard many conclusions
+about America, who is not yet in the war. "It is a terrible
+New World," as Dooley said of the war; "but it is better
+than no world at all." Not the least of our blessings is the
+gift of Time. Time it is that invites us to sit tight and say
+nothing while bounders and cleverly veneered barbarians
+romp rapturously through an applauding world. We have
+found them out. In time others will find them out. In the
+meantime we wait patiently. And patience is life. This has
+no connection with America, except that the Americans, with
+all their virtues, and they have many, have adopted impatience
+as their national characteristic. And Impatience is the offspring
+of Ambition, and Ambition is forgetful of many things.
+
+"Hitch your wagon to a star," suggests Emerson to his
+countrymen. "I guess I'll do better," says the American
+citizen, "I'll hitch it to a comet." At what time the shade
+of Don Quixote, that excellent gentleman, smiles quietly as he
+recalls having once hitched his charger to a windmill!
+
+_Later. Quos Di Amant._--I hear that poor Courtenay and
+Garnett are dead. Some days have elapsed since writing the
+last lines owing to a severe engagement we fought on the
+24th and 25th. I will revert to that in a moment, but just
+now, as I sit here writing in the Fort, my narrative seems
+incapable of any reference quite fitting for that excellent
+soldier Colonel Courtenay. My General was ill when I left
+Headquarters to replace a casualty in the 82nd Battery that
+day under heavy fire.
+
+Colonel Grier became C.R.A., and got hit in the head with
+the splinter of a shell. Then Colonel Courtenay became
+C.R.A., and Captain Garnett, Staff Captain of retirement
+memories, removed with the office of the B.G.R.A. on top
+of the building where the helio men had been. It was quite
+a good place, but conspicuous and dangerous, and shells
+struck incessantly on the wall behind. It was also in line for
+Headquarters, which the Turks had located. Not long after
+my leaving the building a disastrous shell killed Captain Begg
+instantly, an awfully nice fellow, with whom I had often had
+a joke, wounded and burned Captain Garnett severely in the
+leg, and hit Colonel Courtenay badly in the lower leg, smashing
+it. I tried hard to get along to see them, but urgent duties
+prevented. Garnett's case was complicated with jaundice.
+He died suddenly, to our great surprise and grief. I thank
+goodness I am not married just now. The General, he, and
+I, were together in that awful retirement, and during that
+time we exchanged many confidences, and he had censured
+me for taking risks. Now he is fallen already. Colonel
+Courtenay died heroically two days after the amputation. He
+was known throughout India as "Mike." After the operation
+we were discussing how fine it would be for him to be able to
+ride still. They had amputated his leg some few inches below
+the knee, leaving plenty for a grip. I suppose the shock took
+him away, that and the inadequacy of medical conditions. He
+was a robust soldier, and every one says the Service has lost
+a great sahib and an excellent officer.
+
+Several other amputated cases have died with equal
+suddenness. It seems that they are mostly run down with
+the effects of this dug-out, exerciseless life. And the strain is
+constant. No part of Kut escapes the shell and rifle fire.
+The hospital has several casualties daily.
+
+We have been on half rations in some things, and others
+have ceased altogether. Tinned milk and fresh have both
+stopped. There were a few goats, which have gone under
+from shell fire. Drinks have become a memory, except for
+the lucky ones who had huge mess stores awaiting them in
+Kut. The bread ration is one half, bacon twice weekly, (a
+tiny portion), no potatoes, and some cheese. Bully and
+bullocks will last for some little time longer. The trouble is
+that very many have dysentery, or colitis, or acute diarrhoea,
+and cannot take much except milk and eggs. These are
+almost unobtainable. What little there is, goes to the
+hospital.
+
+The weather is bright and sunny, quite warm at midday
+and freezing at night. The extremes serve to emphasize the
+cold, and I find I require more blankets than ever I did even
+in the coldest weather at Shoebury. I have contrived to be
+comfortable by the help of my Burberry sleeping-bag and
+riding coat, combined with a travelling rug that is warm with
+distant and pleasant memories.
+
+During the week preceding Christmas the assiduous Turk
+completed alternative positions for most of his guns, and it
+became necessary for us to do the same, so that at emergency
+we could shoot over the river also. For this a place was
+selected on the _maidan_, as we call the bare flat plain. We
+began with the pits by night fatigues, under fire the whole
+time. The high parapet of a communication trench probably
+saved a lot of us from getting hit. In two nights we equipped
+my section, which was on the right, with a communication
+trench, and I then fixed up an excellent little observation post
+by a wall for myself. Long ramps were made for the guns,
+so that we could get them into and away from the pits without
+difficulty. It was to be my show, and I was very keen on it.
+Then I chose a dark night and took my section down on the
+edge of the _maidan_ near the river to demolish a _mutti_ building
+that came in the way of our fire zone. Very heavy fire, but
+fortunately much too high, broke out from over the river.
+One man had a shovel hit, and another bullet struck a huge
+lump of _mutti_ two men were carrying in my direction. Then
+we built a wall with the _débris_ to screen us from machine-gun
+fire immediately over the river. Altogether we made a good
+job of it.
+
+The horses are having many casualties daily. Already we
+have lost a fourth of their number.
+
+The relieving force is rumoured to be expected about
+January 3rd. It cannot be a very large force, although on
+the date of Ctesiphon large reinforcements were wired for
+immediately. At first we were told that our concentration
+was taking place near Shaik Saad, some thirty miles below,
+on December 15th, but the rumours and counter-rumours cast
+considerable doubt on the whole thing.
+
+On December 24th the enemy tried to storm Kut with a
+surprise attack by way of the Fort. It was a cold but eventful
+Christmas Eve. About 12.30 midday a hot rifle fire broke
+out over our trenches, and within a few seconds the symphony
+of bullets crackling in the palm trees swelled to a roar like the
+falling of fast and dense hail.
+
+We went into a fast rate of fire at once with the battery
+on our prepared zones, and immediately put up a heavy barrage
+of shrapnel just in front of our first line. At first the densest
+fire seemed to come from in front of the 16th Brigade, but soon
+it extended right round our perimeter.
+
+Woolpress appeared to be busy in action also, and then
+our guns were hotly engaged by enemy guns of varying calibre,
+but chiefly 16-pounders, shrapnel, and high explosive. From
+our concealed position in an old orchard surrounded by a high
+thick wall we were not definitely located, and the Turkish
+gunners, often after having got our exact range, went on
+sweeping and searching, hoping to get us. More than one
+dug-out and gun-pit was entered by a shell, and one particularly
+narrow shave was when a 16-pounder crashed through the
+revetment of sandbags, smashed the shield of the gun, and
+buried itself in the earth behind without exploding. The rifle
+fire was so thick that our telephone wire in the trees was cut
+through the first two minutes. Major Harvey, our adjutant,
+had selected this position for the guns. The dug-outs of the
+gun detachments and the communication trenches were by
+this time well and deep down.
+
+The fire became general all round Kut. High above the
+roar of rifle fire and scream of shell rose the sharp high note
+of the Turkish mitrailleuses. Suddenly most of his guns concentrated
+on the Fort, a salient by the river, none too strongly
+held. The Turk was evidently merely demonstrating on our
+sector, and intended to attack through the Fort. All our
+available guns in turn were switched on to their Fort lines,
+_i.e._ for a barrage, already prepared, just over the walls of the
+Fort. We increased our range and searched, getting in among
+the Turkish reserves all piled up and awaiting ready to support.
+A red glow hung over the low mud walls, and reports said that
+the Turks with great gallantry and determination had rushed
+up to the outer ramparts with grenades and charges of dynamite.
+By this time their guns had made a breach or two in
+the eastern sector known as Seymour bastion, and heavy
+hand-to-hand fighting ensued. Grenades and the bayonet
+were chiefly in operation. At one time some hundreds of
+Turks had entered the ramparts, and it was touch and go.
+The Oxfords and Norfolks were hurried up to stiffen the Indian
+regiments, and every available man, sappers or pioneers
+included, was given a weapon and pushed into the fray. The
+Volunteer Battery did extremely well with rifle and grenade.
+Instances of pluck and daring were many. Handfuls of men
+from the British regiments in little knots formed the backbone
+of the struggle, and, nipping around behind the attackers,
+dispatched them to a man. Finally, thanks largely to the
+terrible casualties our guns had inflicted on the enemy supports,
+the pressure slackened, and the last Turks were bombed out
+of the bastion. It was a great resistance, and successful
+chiefly owing to the outstanding merit and fighting quality of
+the British regular infantry.
+
+Firing continued intermittently all day, and while on duty
+at the guns pending any renewal of the attack, I inspected
+the Christmas decorations of the men's dug-outs.
+
+Above ground we saw merely the several sandbagged
+emplacements of the guns among the long grass and fruit
+trees, with six ominous muzzles peering through the revetments,
+and ammunition awaiting ready near the pits, the
+limbers drawn up snugly in rear for protection. Below, the
+communication trench ran into and through the dug-out of
+each gun detachment. The men had made those comfortable
+by letting into the wall ammunition boxes as receptacles for
+their smokes and spare kit. Rush curtains hung over the
+entrance, and matting purchased from the bazaar was on the
+ground. To-night decorations of palm-leaves were spread out
+gaily on all sides, and the artistic talent of the various subsections
+had competed in producing coloured texts: "God
+bless our Mud Home," "Merry Xmas and plenty of Turks,"
+"Excursions to Kut on Boxing Day." One humorist had
+hung up a sock without a foot, and suspended a large bucket
+underneath to catch his gifts.
+
+Our mess secretary, Captain Baylay, an officer of much
+resourcefulness in cooking and making shift, arranged an
+excellent plum-and-date duff for the men.
+
+Several alarms were given through the night, and we stood
+by our guns hour after hour. However, nothing much
+happened, as the Turks had evidently had enough. Orders
+came for me to proceed to the serai, River-Front Artillery
+observation post, and to be ready to open fire, if necessary, at
+daybreak, and to have my telephone wire already laid. This
+entailed getting up early, so after an hour's rest without
+sleeping, I set off with my telephonist. We laid the wire
+accordingly, direct on to our own brigade headquarters,
+through the palm grove to the serai. Dawn found me among
+the sandbags and _débris_ of the dismantled heavy gunners'
+observation post, looking around on the vast plain, seemingly
+quiet and deserted and divided by the great broad sheets of
+the Tigris. Gradually the darkness rolled away. The soft
+glow of approaching day climbed up in the eastern sky. Ray
+after ray stole across the water-dotted plain and revealed to
+me the coloured minaret of Kut silvered in the dawn, emerging
+from the night. The outlines of Kut followed, our defences,
+river craft, the palm groves, a few Arab goats grazing out on
+the Babylonian plain. Less than fifty miles from the scene of
+my Christmas morning once arose the Babylon of the Ancient
+world, and her chariots coursed all around this vicinity.
+Babylon has gone. For thousands of years her memory has
+slept wrapt in the silence of oblivion except for the passing of
+Arab or Turkish heel. Perhaps the war is to see this ancient
+land once again awakened by England to life and a new
+destiny.
+
+Wild geese and duck were the first to stir. Buffalo far
+down stream followed. Then small dots began to move along
+the black lines. They were the heads of Turkish soldiery
+moving along their trenches.
+
+Suddenly a rifle fusillade broke out, and bullets ripped into
+my sandbags, and some flew just over. I moved my telescope,
+for the light of the sun was on it. At the same time one, two,
+three, four small white fleecy puffs appeared away to the
+north-west. Immediately after one heard the report. Before
+the shells had reached us my message was through to the
+brigade. "Target 'S' opened fire. Bearing so-and-so, new
+position." Our guns engaged them. Other targets opened,
+and the morning entertainment began. I was joined by the
+garrison gunners, Lieutenants Lowndes and Johnston, who
+took me down later to a wonderfully good breakfast.
+
+I was relieved at lunch, and finding my way back to the
+battery slept a little before having to stand by for action
+again. In the evening I had permission to go into Kut to
+attend a Christmas dinner at the Sixth Divisional Ammunition
+Column given by "Cockie" R.F.A. It was dark when I left
+the battery, and rifle fire became lively. The communication
+trench, however, had progressed considerably, and one went
+most of the way under cover. I overtook some stretcher
+parties bearing wounded men from the first line. Arrived
+at the D.A.C. I found a most cheerful entertainment in
+progress. A long decorated table seating a dozen guests was
+full of good things. We commenced with a gin concoction
+of considerable potentialities. There was Tigre Crème,
+Turques Diablées, Nour Eddin Entrée, Donkey à la lamb,
+Alphonse pouding. I sat between Cockie and Major Henley
+of Dwarka memory. The Navy, Indian Cavalry, Flying
+Corps, and the Oxford Regiment and West Kents were also
+represented. A limited supply of whisky was available, and
+with such a good fellowship we abandoned ourselves to a
+joyful evening. Anyone hearing our shouts of laughter would
+not have imagined we were in a siege.
+
+[Illustration: MAP OF KUT DURING SIEGE]
+
+From the pudding I drew a lucky coin, a brand new half
+rupee, which I am keeping as a mascot. A sweepstake on the
+date of relief was opened, Lowfield January 1st, Highfield
+(which I drew) the 31st. So optimistic were we on immediate
+relief that I was offered for it only four annas. We had a
+miniature game of football in the tiny quadrangle to terminate
+proceedings, and at ten o'clock, in joyful frame of mind,
+I struck out in the pitch-dark night for the palm grove. I
+missed my way again and again before getting the trench,
+and finally found the many turnings so bewildering without
+a light that I got up on top and followed the river-front once
+more as I had on joining the battery. A faint moon emerged,
+and the Turkish snipers followed me along. Several shots
+striking the wall alongside me I went inside it at the first
+breach and came across a dismantled tent behind which dark
+forms moved stealthily. On looking to see what it was, I
+found several jackals and pie-dogs mangling a horse that had
+strayed and been sniped. They sprang out with most dreadful
+yells. This commotion was heard across the river, and the
+Turks turned a machine-gun on. I lay quiet in the wood for
+some time listening to the rain and the bullets in the palms.
+It was a most ghostly spot--what with dead horses and mules,
+dismantled tents, graves, cast clothing, and shell-stricken
+trees. At this minute I became aware that I was not alone,
+a feeling one can very well have on such occasions. And I
+watched a certain shadow move by inches along the ground.
+It had been hiding behind a tree, and I imagine had been
+following me some little distance. There were from time to
+time rumours that the Turks sent Arab spies into Kut to
+pick off stray people in the hope of getting any plans. With
+my cocked Webley in my hand I called out. It proved to be
+an Arab who took to his heels and vanished like a wraith. He
+had probably been salvaging. I reached my dug-out very
+tired an hour later and found all the battery asleep. An order
+required me to stand by from four to six, so I slept with my
+boots on. At four I went around the battery and had the
+men standing to, which means awake and dressed ready for
+action but resting. Nothing happened. At dawn I was told
+to get my kit and report for duty at the Fort as Observation
+Officer to the Tenth Field Artillery Brigade, the other officer
+having been wounded the preceding day. Slinging a few
+things together to be brought along by my servant, I walked
+the two miles of trenches to the Fort, which I entered for the
+first time.
+
+It proved to be a mud-walled enclosure of about seven
+acres with a few bastions extending beyond. The garrison
+of the Fort were all underground and dug in. In fact, the
+place was a network of communication trenches, dug-outs, or
+store-pits. It was an easy target for the Turkish artillery,
+and shells of all sizes kept leisurely arriving from all sides, and
+at this close range we hadn't any warning report of the Turks'
+guns, besides which, grenades and bombs were slung or fired
+over the wall indiscriminately into any part of the Fort. In
+the centre an observation mound of bags of _atta_ (flour), some
+fifteen feet high, commanded quite an extensive view over
+the walls on to the plain beyond. One could see three-fourths
+of the horizon and a very good view of Turkish activities upstream.
+This observation post was frequently a mark for
+the Turkish machine-guns, and one had to run the gauntlet
+in getting up to it by making a sudden bolt, and frequently
+a r-r-r-rip of bullets into the flour-bags followed. Sometimes,
+generally during the firing of a series, the Turk ranged
+several machine-guns and small pounders on to the post.
+
+Besides myself there was an observer for the heavy guns.
+When registering we seized the most favourable hour of the
+day for the minimum of mirage, usually just after sunrise or
+before sunset. As the artillery duel became general, one had
+to range on several targets in succession and sometimes two
+simultaneously. When one was too preoccupied the services
+of the machine-gun officer were utilized. Although not trained
+for artillery observation, and talking of "degrees over" or
+"short," which frequently puzzled the gunners, he nevertheless
+had a good eye for a bursting shell. He was a big-game shot
+endowed with a large imagination and a bad memory, as he
+constantly varied the same story, but what one lost in veracity
+one derived in entertainment. I liked especially to get into
+the "stack," as we called it, at dawn, and watch the shadows
+lifting over the plain and the wild duck and fowl flying away
+to their feeding-grounds.
+
+On one such early occasion, after a heavy "strafe" the
+night before, I had no sooner entered the "stack" than two
+or three of the several bullets hitting the bags came through
+and struck the inside wall. We placed another bag or two
+on the spot, and then in the afternoon a bullet came through
+between another officer and me. We could not understand
+why this had happened, as the "stack" had frequently
+been subjected to the heaviest Maxim fire, and if there had been
+any flaw we must have been riddled several times. Late at
+night, before the moon was up, I climbed on to the bags from
+the outside and found that the machine-gun fire had cut grooves
+into two sacks and the flour had run out on to the ground,
+making an excellent mark, and what was worse, the outside
+bags were three parts empty, allowing the bullets to come
+through the second.
+
+The long tedious hours of the day were diverted by the
+Volunteer Battery Section firing at any target that offered.
+Other things failing, a basket ferry at near range was engaged,
+and excellent sport it made, the Arabs or Turks ducking out
+of it into the river. A small mountain gun called Funny Teddy
+was ubiquitous, appearing on all sides. He was extremely
+annoying to us, and once several guns were turned on to him.
+He was fairly well protected, but one round turned him completely
+over. Great joy reigned over the Fort, and word was
+sent into Kut. But the last message had scarcely been dispatched
+when he appeared behind a tent and spat out several
+rounds almost into the "stack" just to show his spite.
+
+Early one morning, a few days after I had reached the
+Fort, I observed that the _Firefly_, formerly H.M.S., now S.A.I.,
+was not in her accustomed spot. We usually located the ships
+of the Turks and reported any activity to G.H.Q. Suddenly
+there caught my eye something like a perpendicular stick
+moving at a rapid rate downstream towards Kut. Her
+funnel appeared immediately after. We informed Kut and
+a fire was opened on her from our five-inch and four-inch River
+Front Guns. This stopped her, but not before she had got
+some of her 4·7's into Kut. This gun, with some small supply
+of ammunition, was captured on the _Firefly_ and was the
+hardest hitting gun the Turks had.
+
+_January 1st._--I was up a half-hour before the dawn on
+first spell of duty, Captain Freeland taking the second hour.
+We usually took breakfast in turn. Food at the Fort I find
+much worse than in Kut, the distance out being accountable
+for that, and the special chances of getting horse-liver or
+kidneys, a great delicacy, quite a remote one. We live in a
+tremendously large dug-out, some sixteen feet by ten, the roof
+being spanned by great beams of wood, eight by six inches,
+but much too low to allow one to stand upright. The beam
+is already bent considerably with the great weight of some feet
+of soil on top, and one lies smoking on one's back staring at
+this beam and applying the Aristotelian axiom that just as
+"some planks are stronger than others, so all will break if
+sufficient weight be applied," and hoping a 60-pounder won't
+just add the difference.
+
+I am writing alone in the observation post. The New Year
+has just been heralded in with a wonderful dawn. Shades of
+mauves and heliotrope and violet are diffused over the most
+extraordinary geography of floating cloud islets, continents,
+and seas, sailing and sailing up and away. From a belt of
+electric blue fringing the southern horizon down to Essin
+past the Tomb, and over the Eastern desert, cloud island after
+island has broken from its aerial moorings speeding like
+sailing ships across the ocean sky up past Shamrun Camp of
+the enemy towards Baghdad. The first streak of dawn beheld
+this phenomenon of smartly moving Change. How much
+more prophetic this than the stillness of a static dawn. As
+Horace says, one sees not into the future, but such a moving
+dawn may well be taken as an augury of big happenings in
+the year just born and, ultimately, let us hope, of a convergence
+of British destinies moving onward like these cloudlands to
+Baghdad. But I for one as a traveller do not believe we have
+yet nearly appreciated the tremendous vitality and potentiality
+of Germany or fully realized the great strength and solidarity
+she draws from her geographical centrality.
+
+In the meantime, here am I in a siege, believing in a
+certain relief within a few days or two weeks if British luck
+holds, sitting in an observation post of many tons of _atta_
+(flour) which seems to have been used for defences on all sides
+and no tally kept of it at all. Sitting on an _atta_ stack talking
+of dawns!!
+
+_Evening._--Quite a few shells fell about our dug-out, and
+machine-guns were turned on the stack while I was ranging
+on to a party of Turks working on two distant gun-emplacements.
+The Turks seem to know most of the ranging is done
+from the Fort, and when our guns in Kut open fire the northern
+sector invariably strafes our observation stack. The working
+party we can observe quite well taking cover when the shell
+is heard coming, and immediately after the burst away go
+their shovels and picks again. We fired sectional salvos, and
+I believe did good execution, as we observed carts coming
+out from their hospital and some stretcher parties. The
+work evidently proceeded nevertheless, and this afternoon
+two guns in the new position opened fire on Kut. Our heavy
+guns, however, soon silenced them.
+
+This afternoon I visited the battered sections of the Fort
+known as Seymour Bastion, still in a most dilapidated and
+shattered condition from the heavy assault of the 24th, and
+only roughly reinforced as yet with corrugated sheet iron,
+barbed wire, and trestles. The bombs and shells have made
+great breaches in the wall. We went along in the dusk to the
+listening post and along the bastion, a corridor running out
+past main wall towards the Turks, and enabling the defending
+party to enfilade an assaulting party on the outer wall. However,
+on the 24th, the bastion itself became the scene of a
+hand-to-hand struggle and it got choked with dead. It is
+a pity we haven't Lewis guns as they have in France, which
+are much lighter and more portable in case of an assault.
+But when our machine-guns were out of action, bombs and
+bayonets and rifles held him off. The bastion, I was informed
+by a man of the Oxfords, was a most unhealthy spot. It
+proved so. As we passed a loophole, bullets entered that one
+and the one ahead. The Turk here is ever alert, and he has a
+big tally to account for. One passes a loophole (they are
+quite low and unavoidable in walking), and then waits for
+the rifle fire before rapidly crossing another. In one place
+bullets simply pour through a cavity or chink in the mud wall.
+This is to be built up to-night. The Oxfords and Norfolks
+are very proud of the part they took in the fight and showed
+me scores of dead Turks scattered all around. There were
+hundreds, only many have been removed by the enemy during
+the truce. In this heat of the day, the odour that comes to
+the stack from the "unburied" is at times almost overpowering.
+More than one Turkish "trophy," rifle, belt, or
+helmet has been boldly retrieved by our men, and one sepoy
+has recovered no fewer than three helmets and an officer's
+sword.
+
+Our frugal breakfast is rice and bully and tea. We have
+no butter nor sugar. For dinner we are to have a small ration
+of potatoes, fillet of horse, date and _atta_ roll, and to divide
+two bottles of beer the Mess has providentially saved--a very
+good New Year's Day meal considering one is not a Scotsman.
+
+_Later, 7 p.m._--Dinner over. I feel in conscience bound
+to say it was excellent and almost half enough. I have a
+Burma cheroot from a very precious supply of a kind-hearted
+subaltern here from Burma.
+
+_January 2nd._--The event of to-day was the arrival of an
+enemy aeroplane flying quite fast. It came from the Shamrun
+Camp and flew over taking observations, followed by a fusillade
+from every available rifle and machine-gun.
+
+Later in the day another aeroplane flew over us likewise
+from the north. Our big-game friend insisted that it was a
+Turk. One could not see the colour, but I saw what looked
+like rings. General Hoghton, who came into the stack, agreed
+with me about it, and on its return so it proved to be. A
+Turkish plane has a crescent on its wings or generally the
+German cross. This brigadier is a most intrepid and fearless
+man, and is to be found everywhere at the loopholes, digging-parties,
+and observation posts. The Fort is merely part of
+his command (the 17th Brigade), but one sees much more of
+him than the C.O. Fort. He is a most genial and kind general
+and very cheerful about everything. To-day I met Colonel
+Lethbridge, now commanding the Oxford Regiment, and one
+of the few officers of that regiment to survive Ctesiphon. We
+had a most interesting and diverting talk on European politics
+in general. He is an extraordinarily well-read man and over
+everything he says plays the quiet light of a well-focussed
+intellect. We talked of Germany, where I had spent a considerable
+time before the war, and he asked me many questions
+of the French front. I hear I am the only one of the garrison
+who was in France in August, 1914, and only two other officers
+have been there at all. In fact, one notices that this Division,
+having come direct from India early in the war, has, for the
+most part, no idea of the significance of the war and of the
+new armies. Neither has it, or could it be expected to have,
+any sort of perspective of the many fronts of the war. They
+allow either too much or too little. They are focussed sharply
+on to Mesopotamia and the Sixth Division, and the perspective
+of the World War suffers. Moreover this front is not contiguous
+to any other front. But this Colonel of reserved
+utterance in his grave way dismissed many of the current
+rumours of Kut as being out of proportion, and made one feel
+at least how very vast and far were the ultimate issues of
+the war. And for listening respectfully I had a most entertaining
+hour and two large whiskies and water. On my way
+back I saw the work of the Sirmoor Sappers, a most keen and
+enthusiastic body of men who are never idle.
+
+_January 16th._--I am writing in an excavation of four
+mud walls and beneath a tiny roof of corrugated iron topped
+by some feet of earth. Two tiny camp chairs, a wooden table
+with legs driven into the earth, and two niched candles form
+the furniture. It is the mess of my battery, 76th R.F.A.,
+whither I have been ordered some days since from the Fort
+to replace Lieut. Edmonds who was wounded while mending
+a telephone wire. The man accompanying him was killed
+outright, and Edmonds had a narrow shave, the bullet cutting
+a deep groove across his neck and just missing the spinal
+column.
+
+Captain Baylay of the 82nd Battery relieved me at the Fort.
+He has about eighteen years' service and is by general admission
+a very good gunner, quick, resourceful, and of instant decision.
+Apart from the fact that I am getting back to my own battery
+I feel he will be more able than I am to deal with the ever-increasing
+responsibilities of observation officer out there,
+which goes pretty close to having two or three targets almost
+simultaneously. It will also enable the machine-gun detachment
+commander to devote his attention to his own particular
+job and incidentally to become conversant with the theory
+and terminology of field-gun ranging.
+
+My battery is just behind the middle line out on a solitary
+position on the _maidan_. Unlike any other field battery we
+have no cover whatsoever except that of the earth. Every
+time a gun fires the flash is visible to every Turkish gun on
+the north or eastern sector. We are swept by rifle fire all
+around, the nearest some few hundred yards over the river,
+and we get all the "shorts" intended for the heavy guns at
+the brick kiln, five hundred yards behind us. Our Major
+(Lloyd) is away at the Brick Kilns from where he can observe
+much better than in the battery, and he messes more comfortably
+with C.Os. of other batteries there. The only other
+officer in the battery is Lieut. Devereux, my junior of a few
+months, who had been sent from Hyderabad before me. He
+has a keen sense of devotion to duty and is most conversant
+with every detail of horse management, harness, and guns,
+but less quick at figures and in making up his mind. I leave
+much to him, as for some months he had been a sergeant-major
+of M battery before coming to Hyderabad, and we owe more
+than one good meal to his knowledge of the Q.-M. department
+in Kut, and "Coffee-shop" official ropes. We live and sleep
+in the mess with our boots on, as we frequently go into action
+during the night.
+
+The new dug-out for myself, just behind my section of guns,
+is almost complete. It is large and deep, and although in
+danger of floods, I am content. Some trestle beams from a
+dismantled dug-out I am using for the roof. The difficulty
+is to find wood of sufficient strength to support the weight of
+earth necessary to keep off rifle fire.
+
+The 40-pounders we cannot compete against. For a
+radius of one hundred yards the battery is thick with holes
+which in one place have joined up and made a pond where I
+have counted over sixty unexploded shells. Before I came
+one of these arrived in the mess, having entered through feet
+of soil and beam and iron. The thrilled occupants had reason
+to be thankful that it did not explode. It has been inserted
+in the hole, which it fits exactly, just above the doorway, its
+nose pointing at the table, a standing reminder of the thinness
+of line described by the Circle of Destiny.
+
+We are awfully short of firewood, only enough being
+available to cook one meal a day for the men, and provide
+hot water besides for breakfasts. Sometimes there is not even
+that. Theft of wood is punishable with death. The G.O.C.
+is loth to destroy the town. We shall, however, have to do
+that very soon.
+
+News there is none, except that on January 12th General
+Younghusband smashed into heavy Turkish forces at Wadi, a
+stream coming down from the Pusht-i-Kuh mountains, and
+got through with the tremendous losses of four thousand.
+The liner _Persia_ has been sunk by a submarine.
+
+The patience of the garrison is beyond all praise. I can
+honestly say I have learned to love the character of the British
+soldier who has acquired the habit of doing cheerfully what he
+does not want to do, at the moment when he just does not
+want to do it. In other words, bigger than himself is the
+momentum of years, discipline become a habit. There are
+rumours that the Relieving Force has retired. The fighting,
+we hear, is in deep mud and must indeed be terrible.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+RELIEF DELAYED--FLOODS--LIFE DURING THE SIEGE
+
+
+_January 21st._--A black-letter day for Kut in general
+and myself in particular. About 6 a.m. in the pitch-dark,
+the water burst into our front line by Redoubt D
+and flooded the trenches up to one's neck. All the careful
+and dogged efforts of our sappers could not stop it.
+Lately the weather has been what an undergraduate would
+call the last edge. On the 17th it poured. In fact the
+heavens opened and lakes of water tumbled down. It has
+kept this up on and off ever since. To-day we have had to
+abandon our first line from Redoubt B to the river on the
+north-west sector, and the line now falls back at a tangent.
+The salient at the Fort has been kept with the greatest difficulty;
+but the enemy on the flooded sector has had to go back likewise.
+It was a queer sight to see them all running over the
+top where we had previously seen only their pickaxes and
+caps. Our casualties from rifle fire during this movement
+were not so many as his. We shelled his ragged masses with
+great glee. A mile or more of silver water now surrounds this
+part of the line. As to food, we have eaten up some very
+tough bullocks, and I much prefer donkey to mule. We are
+down to horse in a day or so. The floods have put our meagre
+fires out, and for dinner we had half-raw donkey, red gravy,
+and half-cooked rice with some date stuff that made me feel
+like an alarm clock just set off.
+
+_January 26th._--The weather gets worse. I am in my new
+dug-out, cold and shivery. In fact my lower half is almost
+without feeling. The water percolates from the four sides
+and from the roofs in several streams. This I have diverted
+into buckets and ammunition boxes by means of pipes and
+waterproofs strung up with any available tackle. The
+various sounds of water falling into its several receptacles
+remind one of fishing in the rain by a cliff-side.
+
+Our trenches are half full of water, and as we have no
+change of dry kit we run the gauntlet along the battery to
+the mess. It is difficult in the dark to get along, and of course
+no light is permitted, as every day some one pays the penalty
+of chancing it. One runs low and slides along the mud. In
+the day a heavy fire is invariably opened. But one just gets
+through in time. I can tell where I am by the sound of my
+boots in the water. Once I slipped down with my megaphone,
+and when I found it a second later it was pinked with two holes
+from a bullet.
+
+To-day General Townshend has issued a lengthy communiqué
+dealing with the failure of General Aylmer to get through,
+and predicting relief by the middle of February, but noting
+our last day of resistance under reduced rations as reaching
+to about April 15th excluding horse rations. We are, however,
+beginning to see how vital a part the floods play in every
+movement of troops. Here in this dug-out, streaming with
+tiny rivulets and squelchy underfoot, one feels rather than
+sees the plainness of the issue between the Turks and us--our
+advance of four miles with four thousand casualties, a rumour
+of repulse with as many more, a sequence of Turkish trenches
+similar, floods rising, etc., etc.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Kut-el-Amara,
+January 26th, 1916.
+
+The relieving force under General Aylmer has been
+unsuccessful in its efforts to dislodge the Turks entrenched on
+the right bank of the river some fourteen miles from the
+position of Essin, where we defeated them in September
+last when the Turkish strength was greater than it is
+now.
+
+Our relieving force suffered severe loss, and had very bad
+weather to contend against. More reinforcements are on the
+way up river, and I confidently expect to be relieved some day
+during the first half of the month of February.
+
+I desire all ranks to know why I decided to make a stand
+at Kut during the retirement from Ctesiphon. It was because,
+as long as we hold Kut, the Turks cannot get their ships,
+barges, stores, and munitions past this, and so cannot move
+down to attack Amarah, and thus we are holding up the whole
+of the Turkish advance.
+
+It also gives time for our reinforcements to come up from
+Basrah, and so restore success to our arms. It gives time to
+our allies the Russians, who are now overrunning Persia, to
+move towards Baghdad, which a large force is now doing.
+
+I had a personal message from General Baratoff in
+command of the Russian Expeditionary Force in Persia the
+other day, telling me of his admiration of what you men of
+the Sixth Division, and troops attached, have done in the
+past two months, and telling me of his own progress on the
+road from Kermanshah towards Baghdad.
+
+By standing at Kut I maintain the territory we have won
+in the past year at the expense of much blood, beginning with
+your glorious victory at Shaiba; and thus we maintain the
+campaign as a glorious one instead of letting disaster pursue
+its course to Amarah, and perhaps beyond. I have ample
+food for eighty-four days, and that is not counting the 3,000
+animals which can be eaten. When I defended Chitral, some
+twenty years ago, we lived well on atta and horseflesh, ...
+but, as I repeat above, I expect confidently to be relieved in
+the first half of the month of February. Our duty stands
+out plain and simple. It is our duty to our Empire, to our
+beloved King and Country, to stand here and hold up the
+Turkish advance as we are doing now; and with the help of
+all, heart and soul with me, together we will make this defence
+to be remembered in history as a glorious one. All in England
+and in India are watching us now, and are proud of the
+splendid courage and devotion you have shown; and I tell
+you, let all remember the glorious defence of Plevna, for that
+is in my mind. I am absolutely calm and confident as to the
+result. The Turk, though very good behind a trench, is of
+little value in the attack; they have tried it once, and their
+losses in one night, in their attempt on the fort, were 2,000
+alone; they have already had very heavy losses from General
+Aylmer's musketry and guns, and I have no doubt they have
+had enough.
+
+I want to tell you all now that when I was ordered to
+advance on Ctesiphon I officially demanded an Army Corps,
+or at least two Divisions, to do the task successfully, having
+pointed out the grave danger of attempting to do this with
+one Division only. I had done my duty: you know the
+result, and, whether I was right or not, your names will go
+down to history as the heroes of Ctesiphon, for heroes you
+proved yourselves to be in that battle. I, perhaps, by right
+should not have told you of the above, but I feel I owe it to
+all of you to speak straight and openly and take you into my
+confidence, for God knows I felt our heavy losses and the
+sufferings of my poor wounded and shall remember it as long
+as I live. No general I know of has been more loyally obeyed
+and served than I have been in command of the Sixth
+Division.
+
+These words are long, I am afraid, but I speak straight
+from the heart, and you will see that I have thrown officialdom
+overboard. We will succeed, mark my words, but save your
+ammunition as if it were gold.
+
+(Sd.) CHARLES TOWNSHEND,
+Major-General,
+Commanding Sixth Division.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I grow sleepy. Two nights ago we had a disaster I have
+not recorded. The flood burst a _bund_ adjacent to us, and
+surplus flood water travelling fast swept across the battery
+carrying along with it the revetments and emplacements.
+The soft side of the trenches collapsed with a sickening thud,
+and in places filled right in. I was awakened by the sound of
+trickling water pouring down the earthen steps of my dug-out.
+It overflooded the _bund_ which I had taken the precaution to
+build between the battery trench and my cavern. On
+climbing out I saw that the whole plain was a reach of water.
+I shouted to my orderly. We seized spades and shovels
+and filled in. This kept out further water which was still
+rising. The men were similarly engaged. One dug-out
+was close to the main trench and only supported by a tiny
+wall of earth which collapsed when wet. Trench and dug-out
+then ceased to exist. It was a pathetic sight to see the
+men, eight to a detachment, diving in five feet of mud and
+water for their belongings, some of their friends holding up the
+roof of their dug-out with poles. No bunnies flooded out ever
+felt more "out" of it than the men of my section. I had all
+their clothes dried as best as our scanty firewood could do it,
+some hot tea made for them, and their spare kit put into my
+dug-out. All night long the fight continued. My floor
+was two feet under water. In the gun-pits it came up to
+the breech-blocks of the guns, some of which had collapsed
+through their planks which had sunk into the mud. This I
+had foreseen weeks before. In fact, I had drawn up a simple
+scheme for putting in each gun-pit a foundation of filled
+ammunition zinc linings, then the planks, and on top the
+bricks from the brick kilns close by. There were a great
+quantity of these. My Major, however, possibly for some
+good reasons of his own, thought this unnecessary, and I was
+not permitted to go on with it. To-night, as I lay in my
+dug-out after hours of useless battling with the floods and in
+endeavouring to get the guns into action, I felt glad that my
+scheme had proved well-justified, for the ammunition pit
+which I had made as an experiment was the only dry part of
+the battery. We had the greatest difficulty in endeavouring
+to traverse the guns. After getting the wheels level we
+found every movement of the trail brought it off the scanty
+planking, and our many targets required considerable
+traversing. We reinforced the telephone compartment but
+the mess was feet deep in water. About two dug-outs
+remained more or less habitable, and in these the men crept
+while a few still went on trying to retrieve lost kit.
+
+"'Ere, Bill, 'old me 'and, while I reach for this boot."
+The next moment oaths followed as the unfortunate pair fell
+in owing to the bank collapsing. Gaspings in the dark
+indicated where the unfortunates were. "'Ere I tell yer!
+Take me 'and! That ain't me blanky 'and. That's me
+blanky foot."
+
+In the morning a most deplorable sight met our eyes.
+The trenches were unrecognizable, and from six feet had
+become in places only two feet deep. We had to go into action
+with the guns in this state and had to depress the gun to get
+the shell home into the breech without wetting it. Then we
+elevated the gun. After hours of bailing and bunding we
+reduced the water in the gun-pits to about eighteen inches,
+but two guns were still out of action. We now put all hands on
+making a bunded wall right around the battery, and on this
+we worked for two days and nights. On this second night I
+went to Kut and had dinner with "Cockie." We dined on
+horse and dahl peas quite satisfiedly. My way home was in the
+pitch dark. Myriads of starlings were screaming and wheeling
+in the sky. On the plain the high yelping chorus of jackals
+arose over the steady crack, crack of the enemy's snipers.
+Beneath all as an accompaniment was the rippling music of
+the running floods.
+
+[Illustration: REMAINS OF MY (76 R.F.A.) BATTERY-POSITION ON THE MAIDAN.
+THE GUN ENPLACEMENTS AND DUG-OUTS ARE STILL DISCERNIBLE]
+
+From a reminiscent I got into a prophetic mood, and then
+I suddenly found myself tumbled headlong over some obstacle
+on the _maidan_. The trenches were for the most part eighteen
+inches deep in mud and water, and apart from the discomfort
+took hours to negotiate, and I had leave only until 10 p.m.
+from the battery. One therefore walked on top. I found I
+had stumbled over a horse that had no doubt strayed and
+been sniped. His four feet turned skywards. As I got
+up, the moon appeared and played full on his ghastly
+head with bared gums and teeth. Assuring myself, from an
+inspection of his hoofs that he wasn't of my battery, I moved
+along and got into quite an amount of rifle fire. I ran and ran
+until I almost fell again over Number 2 gun emplacement.
+Two large saddles, a limber pole, and packal very much
+known to me, located my tiny boarded bed staked into the
+wet earth.
+
+Everything is wet. I must stop smoking this drenched
+Arab cigarette. These are like small spills filled with bad
+tobacco dust and invariably burn one's clothes. Last
+night again the rain came! The tackle did not work.
+Streams poured on to my head and chest. I lit the tiny rope
+that floats in my dubbin tin. I lit my pipe that had belonged
+to Colonel Courtenay, my good friend, now resting among the
+date palms. This tobacco burns well. I listened to the roar
+of the four sectors of heaven all raining. Heaven, earth, and
+the waters under the earth, all rained. A raining world, in
+the centre my dug-out, a beleaguered town, a Turkish rampart.
+Outside the desert, and somewhere across it home, home,
+home! One searched oneself to see if one could do ought
+else, but ever returned to the sound of the rain.... It was
+at this moment that I bethought me of Timon....
+
+Now Timon was a wee green frog that came to me some
+days ago from out the deluge. I fed him on many things, and
+he couldn't escape over the line of my dug-out. Him I
+watched and addressed on more than one occasion, and our
+talk found common history. [My notes here are broken, but
+I find them continued with an address to Timon before going
+to bed, written probably an hour before the procession of
+mule carts wound their way out to the Fort with rations, as I
+frequently smoked in the rain near my doorway until they
+passed, somewhere about 9.30 p.m. They were my signal
+for sleep----]
+
+"And so, Timon, thou tiny frog, now shalt thou hear more
+of thy long history. Before Daly's Theatre or America was,
+before 'dry land was or ever the sea,' before there even
+roamed a Brighton bather along the shore, nay even before
+the forests themselves had appeared, thou wert. That, wee
+frog, was long, long ago to us men. It was in the twilight days
+when this round earth beneath our feet had just rolled out of
+primeval Night, and upon her still hung the shadows of
+Tehom which is Chaos. Then all was still, there were no
+forests, and no birds sang. In that deeper silence was only
+the whispering of racing stars and the humming of the spheres.
+A great symphony was that, the lullaby of the earth's infancy.
+After a long time and many changes, came the marsh reeds
+and the squashy moss plants that did for vegetation. It was
+all bog, wee frog--all. No wonder thy eyes grow big with
+wonder. And somewhere in that great marsh that covered
+the world was thy first great ancestor born. God knows what
+freakish fancy of a frolicsome couple in that distant Walpurgis
+night brought _him_ forth. He was a salamander and he had
+the world to splash and croak in. Thou hast a question?
+Ah! Yes to be sure there were many insects and pulpy sedge
+for thy meat and vegetable. Wouldst have been there, my
+Timon? Well! and then alongside the salamanders came
+toads, and these multiplied and filled the world with noise.
+Such was the first chorus that arose from the dank, dark
+reeds--ten billion million jumping, diving, frolicsome little
+fellows, all lifting their voices in one tremendous
+croak--croak--croak--croak in perpetual chorus. Then was thy
+ancestor, the salamander, the largest animal or moving thing.
+But in time the water receded and shrubs grew, then themselves
+fell and sank deep down to form the coal beds of other
+ages. That was the coal plant. And then small trees
+appeared, later forests, and great beasts hung therefrom or
+walked beneath. But thy line remains distinct. Ages flew
+by and then I found thee, Timon, in my trench.
+
+"Thou listenest intently as if thou rememberest it all.
+Canst hear the voice of thine ancient father still echoing
+adown Time's corridors? 'Tis a great thought, is it not, my
+Timon, that the earth, being a female, possessed herself of
+many-coloured draperies and the moving fancies of ten
+thousand hues, and man, that extraordinary biped, then
+appeared, and invented locomotives and whistles and violins
+and guns. Truly we are large frogs equipped with ancient
+instincts. Imagine thine ancient ancestors in the primeval
+swamp ahorseback on tiny horses, or standing boldly up to
+their guns from which they shot fire at other obstinate frogs.
+It's a lovely idea is it not? Of course at the first shot there
+had doubtless been a tremendous plop and a universal view of
+disappearing hind feet, but they would have got accustomed
+to it as have we. Thou hast forgotten. Man never knew.
+But the earth hath a memory long and sad, and it is said that
+she longs for the ancient stillness and turns yearly more cold.
+And one day when the sun no longer warmeth her glaciers
+and frozen seas she will return to that cold contemplation of
+the eternal problem from which she was diverted to watch
+the careering antics of man. A mere wraith of memory will
+she retain of tiny bleached bones gripped once again in the
+eternal snows--the last relics of that small and daring race of
+unaccountable beings. And then the wraith will be closed
+over by the mists, and Night shall descend once more. Thou,
+Timon, and I, will be what Thomas Atkins calls 'done in.'
+Hast still a smile? 'Tis well! 'Tis very well. Thou art a
+game little devil, and altogether the queerest little cus I've
+ever come across. So! Thou wishest a stroll after our long
+talk. Bravo, thy profile is absolutely wreathed in smiles.
+That was a right merry little hop. I wish dearly that I could
+teach thee to dance. Thou would'st make Gaby blush, and
+she is no small fish at the game. Now what in the name of
+the Seven Gods art thou at, poking thy head in that fashion?
+Thou shalt to supper and bed. Here are three flies and a
+squashed worm. Fill thy small green belly and sleep. _Pax_,
+I say, _vobiscum_. For thou also wert made by God."
+
+_February 13th._--I have had a half cup of milk. This
+morning I awoke feeling abominably seedy with sharp pains
+across the small of my back, awful head and wretchedly
+feverish. Devereux and I are suffering from dysentery, as,
+in one form or another, are many others. This complaint in
+its mildest form is diarrhoea which becomes colitis, which
+becomes dysentery, which turns sometimes to cholera. The
+doctors shake their heads and say: "Diet." They might as
+well recommend a sea trip. But of course they are right.
+Some fellows in their unwillingness to enter hospital stuff
+down dozens of leaden opium pills, various powders, much
+castor oil with chlorodyne and camphoradyne in between.
+The last is an excellent drug. It's all a matter of constitution,
+but sooner or later it's a case of hospital and injection of
+emmatine. A hostile aeroplane flew over to-day and dropped
+bombs on the town and brick kilns, evidently potting at the
+5-inch guns there. A brisk rifle fire from our trenches
+followed it. Accounts suggest the unpopularity of this
+demon bird with its unhappy trick of laying, in mid-air, eggs
+that explode on reaching the earth. Another danger is from
+falling bullets fired at the place. The circuit is now complete.
+We are shot at all round and from on top.
+
+General Aylmer's forces concentrated on the 6th for a
+new effort in a new position. It wants two days only in which
+to disprove General Townshend's prophecy about the date of
+relief. We hear that a Division has left Egypt for here.
+Every one is asking why it didn't leave months ago. Impatient
+questions are quite in vogue, but then we are many of us
+seedy and "siegy" and "dug-outish," and the end does not
+seem in sight. The latest news is that at Home no one knows
+a word of it all. We are merely "hibernating in Kut." Well,
+if it isn't known now it will be one day, that the siege of Kut
+is probably the most important and vigorous siege in modern
+military history.
+
+I finished a novel to-day. It has at least made me long
+for England again. We are all full of longings; and the
+chief blessing of civilization is that it supplies the wherewithal
+to quieten them. Lord! for a glass of fresh milk and a jelly.
+Temperature 103° and shivering. I am going to have an
+attempt at sleeping. Everything is very quiet. The sentry's
+steps beside my roof make the earth shake.
+
+It is the seventieth day of the siege.
+
+_February 14th._--Well, here am I again in my sleeping-bag
+at six minutes past eight p.m. Everything is dead quiet.
+Stillness itself is throbbing with the pulsation of a very real
+thing. Two sections are away digging at the alternative position
+by the kilns which faces both ways. There is a great deal of
+work required to complete such emplacements for a whole
+battery. Besides the gun-pits and parapets and communication
+trenches, there are ammunition dug-outs, a telephone and
+battery dug-out where the battery headquarters are, officers'
+mess, officers' dug-outs, men's dug-outs, cook-houses, and
+water dug-outs, and latrines. Then a trench and _bund_ must
+be made around the position to keep out rain floods.
+
+Dorking came to see me this morning for a time. The
+fever has decreased but my boasted fitness seems to have
+deserted me for good. I believe those wretched floods did
+the damage. Sleeping more or less under water tells on
+one in weakened condition. I have no cold though,
+luckily. Number 3 gun's detachment has appalling coughs,
+and every dug-out is the same. They have two blankets, but
+when the dug-out gets wet they have nothing even wherewith
+to dry themselves.
+
+Cockie, who rather prides himself on some rudimentary
+knowledge of Egyptology, sent me a perfectly undecipherable
+note in hieroglyphics to come and dine. At least I guessed
+this out. What other interest could men have in common so
+much at such a time? I sent a figurative reply with a linear
+representation of myself in bed, a procession of ancient
+Thebans filing out of the dug-out with fowls, snipe on toast,
+puddings and fruits--all untouched. I hope to be able to
+toddle out for a walk to-morrow.
+
+We have laid in a stock of Arab tobacco--half branches
+and twigs, and make our own cigarettes. Our reserve bottle
+of whisky to be drunk the night of relief we have divided, as
+firstly the relief may never come, and secondly we may be
+bowled over beforehand, in which case the one concerned
+would lose his share. Finally, I suggested that when the
+relief does come we shall be sufficiently intoxicated with joy,
+even supposing no refreshment is with the relieving force on
+that fortunate day.
+
+The Turkish aeroplane bombed us again to-day. Yesterday
+thirty-five people including Arabs were wounded.
+
+The sniper fellow over the river hit a gunner in the back
+yesterday at the next gun. The poor fellow is mortally
+wounded I hear. I was at my own gun at the time and heard
+him sing out. He didn't fall but walked about a little, "just,"
+he said, "not to let the swine know he had been lucky." We
+sent him to hospital and will visit him to-morrow.
+
+How very horrible to be quite poor! Here am I longing
+for hot milk and buttered toast, and instead I have a coarse
+slice of black _boosa_ bread with the chaff sticking out of it--and
+a tiny portion of tinned cheese! But I will forget these
+abominations of the flesh and hope my twenty--one aches and
+pains won't pursue me into dreamland.
+
+Venus, in her whitest robes, is shining resplendent over
+the Eastern horizon above my mud staircase.
+
+_February 15th._--I am feeling somewhat better, thank
+goodness. I hear that Pars Nip, the garrison gunner sub
+that came out from India with us, is in hospital with dysentery.
+
+There is quite a deal of sniping. A bullet whinged off
+a limber a few minutes ago. My candles are finished and I
+don't like sitting alone in a dug-out on a foggy evening without
+any sort of light. It suggests being buried alive.
+
+A shocking report is to hand concerning Don Juan.
+During the last two days he has taken advantage of the cold
+weather to eat three successive blankets, four jhuals, and his
+companion's head-collar. I suggest turning him loose in the
+dismantled hospital camp on the _maidan_, now a wilderness
+dotted with rotten tents. Some horses have commenced to
+eat their tails and are not above snapping at their mates' tails
+if they get a chance. It's great fun watching them all on the
+qui vive sparring for an opening to attack one another's tail,
+or cover, or head collar. Don has even gnawed his wooden
+peg to chips and swallowed most of them.
+
+_February 16th._--This morning we had a heavy artillery
+duel. Fritz, the Turkish planist, flew over several times but
+did not bomb. He is evidently observing. His plane proved
+to be an old pattern Morane and is certainly very fast.
+
+I have been for a little walk in the trenches. I felt awfully
+groggy and returned to R. L. Stevenson's "Silverado
+Squatters," which rings so very true even in a Mesopotamian
+dug-out. In this volume Robert Louis, without the addition
+of the terrible occurrences so dear to the sensational writer,
+and so rare to the lives of most of us, has left the beauty of
+simplicity unadorned.
+
+_February 17th._--Fritz flew back this afternoon and dropped
+bombs on the town. The one nearest to us was 300 yards
+towards the 4-inch guns. One bomb fell in our horse lines in
+Kut, just missing several drivers in a harness room, and taking
+the adjoining room completely. Everything therein was
+wrecked, but the effect of a bomb is very local. They are as
+yet only 30-pounders, all of which along with some larger
+ones, 100-pounders, were captured from us on a barge in
+Ascot week. Ascot week represents the temporal series from
+Ctesiphon to Kut. The passing overhead of Fritz's Morane we
+view with feelings compatible with our universal conception
+of him as the Destroying Angel. All deeply detest his tricks
+and damn him most devoutly, and I have heard many say
+that to be bombed by an aeroplane is the worst experience in
+the field. Not in the trenches, for there one is comparatively
+safe unless it pitches to a yard. Who doesn't take many more
+risks motoring? But when one's duty requires one to move
+about a battery in action, the fire of which is a perfect target
+to the plane hovering overhead, or to move about Kut or the
+horse lines, it is a considerably smaller joke. For the most
+part the dug-outs are entirely unproof against bombs, or, of
+course, a direct hit by a shell. The town quarters of the
+regiment on relief from the trenches are dug-outs covered
+with canvas or straw _tatti_-work and three or four inches of
+soil. The only safe place is in these Arab houses of two floors.
+The roof explodes the bomb which wrecks the upper room
+and possibly the first floor if not very substantial. Now an
+S & T walla sprinting for cover is considered, not being a
+combatant, quite in order, but an infantry officer not so. As
+for an artillery officer, he is supposed to be so used to high
+explosives that if the table and everything thereon blows up
+while he is drinking his cup of coffee, he must nevertheless not
+take the cup from his lips until he has drained it dry.
+
+The first indication of his visit comes from the alarm gong
+which hangs near the river front observation post. All eyes
+strain skyward and a little black speck scarce distinguishable
+from a bird dots the blue sky. It approaches, and our
+improvised air-gun, a 13-pounder worked on a circular
+traverse at a high angle, has a pot at it. This gun was set up
+by Major Harvey, R.F.A., our adjutant, a most efficient
+gunnery expert from Shoeburyness. He worked out the
+mathematics, too, with schemes of ranging in the two planes,
+perpendicular and horizontal. A little white puff of cloud
+appears near the plane and one hears the report. Then
+another shot is fired and the plane mounts or swerves and
+still comes on. His propellers and engine are heard quite
+distinctly as he gets within range. A fierce burst of rifle fire
+and the still sharper maxim gun's staccato music is the signal
+for all to take cover. One sees him now directly over the
+Gurkha regiment's bivouacs, and hears a faint hissing
+noise as of rapidly spinning propellers. The hissing increases
+for several seconds until it becomes quite loud and terminates
+with a crashing explosion. One bomb has dropped. The air
+is full of other hissing things in various stages of their careers.
+A creepy feeling suggests that the bomb with its tiny propellers
+rapidly spinning, is going to pitch on the top of one's
+head and blot one out of existence, like stamping out an ant.
+It strikes a building a hundred yards off and the resounding
+smash of falling timber is caught up by another smash which
+has struck earth, a third that has landed in the hospital,
+scattering death all around, a fourth that has splashed small
+pieces of horseflesh and hair on the surrounding walls and
+trees.
+
+All these are our captured bombs. A Tommy to-day
+observed that the Turk was flinging our bombs about as if
+they belonged to him. Another wag suggested Fritz was
+merely returning them.
+
+_February 18th._--This afternoon we had to shoot at a gun
+target that was pestering the Fort, and as a consequence drew
+thick shell fire on ourselves. Shells fell all around every gun.
+We went to the fastest rate of fire, gun-fire, the first heavy
+firing for over a month. Last evening the 82nd Battery,
+R.F.A., had its turn when, although concealed in the palm-grove,
+it was bombed by the plane and shot over by three
+or four targets.
+
+There were several wounded and two killed. The guns
+on the water front are very active. The greater attention
+which the Turks have paid us during the last few days suggests
+that something startling is doing.
+
+_4 p.m._--I have just received orders attaching me temporarily
+to the ammunition column, which is practically without any
+officer as Cockie has several guns on the river front, and is
+continually up in the observation post there. I am to take
+charge of the column and incidentally relieve him at observation.
+It is thought that the enemy may try to rush boats
+down the river. They could never get past our four-point-sevens
+in horse barges moored on the river, or the 5-inch or
+the 18-pounders or the 12-pounders from the Sumana. But
+great vigilance is necessary. The river is at least 400 yards
+wide.
+
+It is quite good business getting attached to the column.
+I shall be practically C.O. with all the horses and wagons
+and ammunition, and two guns to keep my eye on, and
+observing between whiles. It will mean living in a house, for
+which I am very thankful. Anyway, I have been moved
+about owing to casualties certainly as much as any other
+subaltern, and up till now I have been fairly fit all along.
+Those early days in the brick kilns, then in the shallow
+trenches, then in the Fort, and especially during the floods in
+this battery, absorbed my fitness, and I am now a bag of
+pains and have lost ten pounds in weight.
+
+I have had tea, and am already packed up. Farewell my
+dug-out, in which I have spent many wonderful hours and
+thought many strange thoughts. I am wiser at leaving than
+on entering thee. Timon, also my friend, thou hast earned
+thy freedom. Thy supper eaten, I shall put thee near the
+pond behind the old communication trench near the palm
+woods. I have no time to write an elegy upon thee. Thou
+camest sharply into my life and leavest it as suddenly. It is
+the way of the army and of life. Thou hast been a soldier's
+companion. Many, many are the fantasies we have indulged
+in, have we not? Many thoughts exchanged that could never
+be set on paper, oh dear, no. What better confidant than a
+wee green frog! Mind not thy unceremonious dismissal. My
+advice is to smile. When thou seest thy fly, go for him between
+wind and water, and smile even if thou art unsuccessful.
+Joyful days and full rations I wish thee. Never think!
+Farewell!
+
+_February 19th._--Graoul removed my kit to the building
+in the town occupied by the 6th D.A.C. near the Minaret,
+where I had enjoyed my Christmas dinner. It is close to the
+mosque, and two minutes from the guns on the river front.
+There is the usual tiny concrete square with rooms all around
+it, mostly occupied by the servants, and one large room with
+wooden shutters which was the mess. Cockie sleeps in a
+basement room as being presumably safer and wishes me to
+share with him. But he is such an extremely exuberant and
+nervy companion, I have taken a small room on the first floor
+which has a thick wall on the side from which the shells come.
+Of course the doorway is also there, directly in line of the
+usual fire direction, and many bullets have at one time or
+other entered there and gone through the front wall which is
+quarter inch wood only. However, I have enough room for
+my bed, and must learn to lie close. Outside my room is a
+tiny promenade space of the flat roof and the basement rooms,
+and bounded by a low wall which stops a lot of bullets. I
+have often sat up there close to the wall and read while bullets
+cracked into the other side of it or flew overhead. Looking
+over this wall, one may see the deserted shell-ploughed ground
+between the battery and the palm trees that fringe the river,
+the river itself and the Turkish trenches beyond.
+
+I dined with Cockie and Edmonds, who is convalescing,
+and enjoyed an excellent cup of coffee with tinned milk.
+
+I commenced duty this morning by inspecting the horse
+lines. Cockie has not been near the lines for months, and
+the general condition of things is highly creditable to the
+N.C.Os. who have carried on. The horses, I find, are easily
+the best conditioned in Kut, but that is because they are by
+far the youngest, and also have not had the work of the
+battery horses. The wagons and harness require attention,
+and I have ordered inspection of each in sections. We are
+almost out of dubbin, which is in great demand for light. A
+twisted piece of rope, or wick, if possible, gives a mild, dull
+light.
+
+Graoul I had to send back to the battery, which is too shorthanded
+to spare men. My new servant is a Punjabi Mohammedan
+from the lines, by name Amir Bux. He is a good,
+silent lad, and very attentive. This morning the aeroplane
+got up and then went down so we have been spared one
+entertainment at least.
+
+This afternoon I spent some hours in Cockie's observation
+post, river front, which is a tiny sandbag affair arranged
+around an opening in the roof to which a ladder leads from the
+first floor of the heavily bricked and sandbagged building on
+the river bank, and some forty yards from the water. This
+tiny strip of land, once the wharfage, is now grass green. To
+cross it is certain death. The observation post is certainly
+the most exposed in Kut, being nearer the river front than
+the Heavies, and getting all the 5-inch over and shorts. The
+Turks are thickly entrenched on the other side of the river,
+and have a bee line on every brick on the water front. The
+two-horse artillery guns and the 18-pounders are behind
+emplacements just below, and are within megaphone distance
+from the observation post. Our telephonists are at the foot
+of the ladder on the first floor. The post commands a view
+of three quarters of the horizon, the whole of the right bank,
+and has artistic advantages all its own. The solitary waters
+of the sunlit Tigris and the misty distances between and
+beyond the palm trees invite one to pleasant dreams after
+the strenuous times of trench days, and fort days, and perpetual
+dug-out days.
+
+Edmonds returned to the battery and my dug-out. He has
+had a delightful period of convalescence here on the balcony,
+and seems much more fit.
+
+This afternoon there was quite a strafe. The Turkish
+snipers' nest near the mouth of the Shat-el-hai, opposite our
+observation station, became troublesome, and we popped a
+few into them from the 13-pounders. That shut them up.
+Then Fanny, the huge Turkish trench mortar near the Woolpress
+post we hold on the other bank, popped her bomb of
+150 pounds weight towards us. The bomb comes slowly at
+about the pace of a falling football, and of course is quite
+visible. It burst about a half-minute after reaching this bank,
+but did no damage. Then Fritz flew over and dropped three
+crashing bombs on the town, and returning to the Turkish
+lines for more ammunition, dropped four bombs near the
+104th heavy battery. We gave him a hot rifle fusillade, and
+our improvised anti-aircraft gun did quite well. One burst
+was just below and two just in front. Fritz mounted very
+hurriedly.
+
+As I write, guns are rumbling downstream in a most
+pessimistic way. Reuter reports this campaign has been
+taken over by the British War Office. The reinforcing
+division is said to have embarked at Port Said on the 10th.
+That would remove the date of relief at least to the end of
+March. Food may be made to stretch, but the casualty list
+of sick will be very high. Even now some castes will not eat
+horseflesh, and the Mohammedans have refused to touch it.
+
+To-night for the first time in three months I am sleeping
+in pyjamas, as my only duty with the guns is to relieve
+Cockie.
+
+_February 20th._--I have to-day continued inspection and
+altered the horse-lines in case of a flood. I also went to the
+first-line trenches for a walk, the second line that was, for the
+floods compelled us to abandon the original line. I scarcely
+knew the place. The trench was a fine broad pathway ten
+feet deep with firing platforms several feet wide where the
+men bivouacked and the officers had tiny mess tents. A wall
+or _bund_ loopholed at the top, some five or six feet high,
+sloped towards the Turkish position for fifteen feet. Beyond
+it, in patches, are the waters of the last flood. The loopholes
+lend this firing-line an appearance of mediæval embattlements.
+My old acquaintance, Dinwiddy, in the West Kents I found
+doing awfully well under awnings, but looking very thin.
+This flood scheme is one of the most praiseworthy incidents
+in the siege of Kut. Every day the flood waters of the
+approaching annual floods are creeping across our front. We
+believe the _bund_ will save us.
+
+It was a beautiful day, and I enjoyed my walk immensely.
+At midday the sun is unpleasantly warm, and the nights are
+quite cold. We have all gone back to helmets, and perspired
+freely in the day. We hear the _avant-courrière_ of the summer.
+
+Last night Wells of the Flying Corps came into the mess,
+and "re-flew over Ctesiphon." I should like to fly. He has
+had the bad luck to lose all the fingers of one hand while
+engaged manufacturing hand grenades for the trenches. The
+old Flying Corps has been of great assistance to us in Kut.
+Another Flying Corps officer, Captain Winfield Smith, rigged
+up old engines and made our corn grinders and mills practically
+out of scrap-iron.
+
+Cockie wants me to promise to go Egyptologizing with
+him after the war! Fancy a mummy awakening from a
+silence of three to five thousand years to hear a voice like
+Cockie's!
+
+Frolicsome Flossy, that very aggressive female, made four
+overtures to the gunners on the 4·7 barges. Needless to say
+her warm attentions met with the cold reception they merited.
+
+I also visited the hospital to look up some sick friends.
+One who was in with jaundice had a complexion like grass-green
+oil flung into a bowl of rich Jersey cream. The sight
+made one bilious. I'm not so seedy as I was, but the
+universal complaint still pursues me.
+
+Don Juan is in his new lines with a native syce. He has
+already eaten both tails off his new companions, one of which
+is Cockie's charger. Cockie is furious, but seeing that Don
+has eaten his own tail also I don't see much for Cockie to
+grumble at.
+
+Erzeroum has fallen. That may relieve the pressure here.
+
+I have just come across Longfellow's "Daybreak," an old
+favourite of mine that I once heard that excellent song writer
+Mallison and his wife render in a most delightful manner.
+One misses any music except this endless fire symphony!
+
+_February 21st._--The eightieth day of siege. We fired at
+Snipers' Nest across the river, otherwise the day was very
+quiet except for the visit of Fritz who had evidently had
+sufficient taste of our anti-aircraft gun, and he flew diagonally
+across the town and right around to avoid it.
+
+Upon the tiny observation station, which is scarcely large
+enough for two to sit down in, Cockie entertained me with
+antiquities. He likes to talk of empires and dynasties falling,
+and thousands of years gone by, and Good-God-look-at-it-all-now
+sort of thing. To which I always lend a careful ear, and
+if he ever asks me a question to see if I am attending, I say,
+"Good heavens! How extraordinary! Don't spoil it by interrogations.
+Go on!" Not that I'm not interested in such
+things, far from it, but Cockie gets impatient with his inadequacy
+of description.
+
+Sealed orders arrived at 10 p.m. to be opened at 4 a.m.
+Something is agog! I must sleep again in breeches and
+field boots.
+
+_February 22nd._--At 4 a.m. by the dusky dubbin's misty
+light, Cockie opened the secret orders with an air of mystery
+becoming an Egyptologist having the secrets of forgotten
+worlds beneath his thumb.
+
+The General Staff has been hatching a scheme for some time
+past, and this is why I was wanted in the column so urgently.
+Cockie is to remain C.R.A. of the river front artillery. I'm in
+command of the ammunition column. General Townshend,
+our G.O.C., intends to attack in two columns, Column A comprising
+General Melliss's 30th Brigade and one battery R.F.A.
+to debouch through Redoubt A, Column B with the 17th Brigade
+and two batteries R.F.A. to debouch through by the
+Fort. The show is conditioned to take place if the Turkish
+forces retreat past Kut to their main camp on this bank--or
+if any reinforcements proceed on their way to the Turkish
+Essin forces downstream. The latter condition makes it
+appear that something should happen soon.
+
+Some say it is a risky thing for us to move outside our
+position, but somehow one has every confidence in such
+an old campaigner as the Sixth Division. The intention is for
+the 16th Brigade in front of the 82nd Battalion position, to
+demonstrate, holding the Turks there and thus enabling
+Column A to move on. One section per battery (R.F.A.) will
+remain to cover the advance. The advance of either column
+must necessarily be subjected to a lively enfilade fire from
+across the river and by the transverse trenches rounding the
+Fort. Enfilade from our left, _i.e._ the right bank of the river,
+must be kept down by the river-front artillery. The sappers
+will go ahead to spring the many-rumoured mines of which I
+doubt the existence, as the Turks are not very up to date
+this way.
+
+I have everything ready, wagons loosened up, shovels and
+picks on, ammunition filled, double feed in horse bags, men's
+rations ready for one day. The ammunition column does not
+move off until the last guns of the 63rd have moved clear.
+So we are not harnessed up, as there will be more than doubly
+sufficient time when the batteries get the order to go--and it
+will save the horses a lot, as it may be a long waiting affair.
+Our job will be to keep in touch with both columns and have
+a first position outside Kut only if either column advances
+into the open. The trip will have to be done again and again,
+so we shall not escape without casualties.
+
+It is on the knees of the gods, and I for one hope it comes
+off. In fact we all do. An impression has stolen upon us that
+if we don't help ourselves we shall stay here altogether.
+
+_2 p.m._--There is heavy firing downstream. Fritz has just
+flown by to see what's doing. The G.O.C.'s intention, according
+to rumour, is to consign matters to final issue, and to force
+a great battle, provided the show downstream goes decently
+well.
+
+I am glad the horses have not been in their harness all day.
+Four teams have had to be lent to the batteries as theirs
+have been eaten more largely than ours.
+
+Now I'm off to have another look round my show and then
+on to the observation post.
+
+_6 p.m._--There has been nothing to report except a decided
+Turkish movement downstream from the right bank. It has
+been a beautiful day with plenty of cloud.
+
+Downstream the firing, which had lulled this afternoon, is
+increasing. I have been on the _maidan_ near the pine woods
+watching distant bursts.
+
+_February 22nd._--There has been another hitch downstream.
+The Turkish position blocking the relief advance is
+evidently much stronger than was anticipated. This we hear
+in the form of a rumour that there was insufficient artillery
+preparation of the position before the infantry got in. Also
+a lot of difficulty and uncertainty has arisen over some of the
+native troops. Two or three times to-day the heavy bombardment
+downstream has suddenly ceased, a phenomenon pregnant
+with meaning in war, for it means that the infantry has
+advanced to the last stage and awaits the cessation of gun-fire
+to spring up and rush the position. But as often as it ceased,
+it recommenced an hour later and continued until the next
+break.
+
+As yesterday, we are all ready and awaiting the order for
+immediate debouch. I am "booted and spurred" and feeling
+very important. The Turks are reinforcing heavily on the
+other bank, the sly dogs, as appears from the movement in
+their trenches. Our little affair is supposed to be awfully
+secret, but there is no doubt that Arabs scuttle away across
+the river or swim it and keep their religious pals in the know.
+
+_February 23rd._--Last night at 11.30 p.m., as a counter
+demonstration, there was a night attack on Woolpress Post,
+our village over the river. This induced an attack from the
+enemy facing our 16th Brigade. The town was alive with
+bullets that cracked incessantly on the _mutti_ walls of the town.
+Through the deserted streets I ran to the observation station,
+river front, in case the field-guns were required to go into action.
+For forty yards I had to run the gauntlet from the street end
+to the door. There was not an inch of cover and the bullets
+were splashing on the road and into the buildings on my left.
+The fire was swishing as thick as water from a powerful fire
+hose. Goodness knows how I got through. I passed several
+poor wretches on stretchers and ran up the ladder.
+
+On the first floor bullets were viciously cutting through the
+_tatti_ and interstices, and some plopped into sandbags, and the
+air seemed full of that tiny buzzing music as from some lightning-winged
+bee.
+
+When I returned I found that some men and several horses
+had been hit, and in my room one bullet had ricochetted across
+the bed and three others had entered by the doorway and gone
+out by the window. Anyway it is more pleasant up here, and
+the bed zone is safe enough, so I'm going to risk it. And I must
+dress on the far side of the room. I am sure, after the awful
+air in that wretched dug-out, with swamp water oozing through
+it, that most people would risk something for this comparatively
+delightful air.
+
+_February 24th._--We are to remain in a state of diminishing
+expectancy and increasing disappointment. We acknowledge
+the colossal difficulties that beset our friends downstream,
+nor do we forget one division there has been previously decimated
+in France, and has many recruits. The fighting is
+against the pick of Turkish troops entrenched behind seas
+of mud.
+
+The Mussulman soldiers here will not eat horseflesh.
+Among their excuses is one that the signature from India of
+their High Priest's permission to eat it is not authentic. It
+came by wireless!
+
+Generally speaking, the native soldier for first-rate work in
+the field is only third class if he has no _khana_ (food).
+
+_February 25th._--The show downstream has been postponed.
+More reinforcements are necessary. History repeats
+itself, and we are down to three slices of bread a day. It is a
+lovely morning. Some gunners and Fritz, R.A.M.C., were
+around to dinner last night bringing their own bread, as is
+the correct order of things in Kut. We had an excellent roast
+of horse. For sweets we had rice and date juice, and instead
+of savoury, "post mortems" on Ctesiphon.
+
+Our friend, Tudway, R.N., has been awarded the Military
+Cross for Essin services. This we celebrated.
+
+_February 26th._--Much firing downstream. Last night I
+dreamed that Alphonse (Townshend) was communicating with
+Aylmer by megaphone, all Kut excepting I being asleep. And
+this is what happened--
+
+"There, Aylmer?"
+
+"Of course."
+
+"Why didn't you attack on the 22nd? What happened?"
+
+"Sweet damn all. Didn't even get a look in!"
+
+"Then why on earth didn't you? You've had your reinforcements
+and sufficient time."
+
+"'Tis not in the nature of mortals to command success.
+We've done better, Townshend--we've deserved it!"
+
+"Rot! There's a screw loose somewhere. At Essin I
+turned him out of a much stronger position than he's got now,
+and with one-fourth of your force. Do you suppose we like
+being here or can hold out indefinitely?"
+
+"Don't gibe! Do you know you're certain for a peerage--Townshend
+of Ctesiphon, I hear--nice alliteration too."
+
+"No, really? Well, old chap, get through when you can.
+Some old time! We're eating door-mats and dubbin [Liar]!
+My pigeon though."
+
+"Oh, I say! Last night I thought of suggesting we risked
+a plane landing in Kut for you and bringing you away so that
+you could have had the honour of relieving Kut."
+
+"Then why didn't you?"
+
+"Well, I thought what a godless ass you would look if
+you didn't succeed. Nothing seems certain except these
+floods!"
+
+"Do you really think there is any chance of your getting
+through?"
+
+"Not in the least! Even Lloyds wouldn't look at it.
+But the Bishop of London says you are making a glorious
+page in British history!"
+
+"Page, sir, be damned! We've finished two volumes
+long ago. Is there anything else?"
+
+"Yes! The people in all the churches at home are
+praying for you."
+
+Loud laughter sounded through both megaphones, and I
+bethought me of the queer temperament of our race--and
+awoke.
+
+_10 p.m._--Cockie has retired to bed. I am alone with the
+"dim glim." The Turkish aeroplane has left us unmolested
+to-day, and for a change one of our own machines from below
+flew past us and bombed the Turkish main camp. It also
+dropped some money for the troops and letters for the General,
+as it has several times previously. There has been a considerable
+increase in the scurvy cases lately among the native
+troops. Of course all the drivers in the ammunition column
+are native troops. I had a scurvy inspection to-day, and the
+regimental surgeon picked out the grubby ones. It is due to
+total lack of vegetables. This is what we must chiefly guard
+against--disease.
+
+Anthrax also has broken out in a few isolated cases and
+the orders are for livers of all animals to be buried.
+
+I am much more comfortable here, as we have a long table
+and chairs and two or three stock books, "Monte Cristo" and
+Longfellow. That simple poet's lines in "Sand of the Desert
+in an Hour Glass" seem to have added to themselves additional
+appeal since the siege.
+
+ "Or caravans that from Bassorah's gate
+ With Westward steps depart;
+ Or Mecca's pilgrims confident of Fate,
+ And resolute in heart!"
+
+That is the old Basra downstream: I must, if possible,
+visit the ruins of Babylon some sixty odd miles from here and
+forty directly west of Azizie. Also I would like to see
+Istamboul as they call it: and if Aylmer doesn't hurry up
+I possibly shall.
+
+_February 28th._--Alarming reports are to hand that the
+river is rising. It is already three feet higher than it was two
+days ago. The Shat-el-hai now has changed from a water-course
+to a broad deep river that _mahelas_ can navigate quite
+easily. It is worthy of mention how very close the _mahela_
+resembles one's nursery pictures of the Ark and possibly
+most correctly so, for with its great beams and high
+bow and stern it has remained unchanged for thousands
+of years. This land, we are told, is God-forsaken. Animals
+there are none, beside the goat, sheep, camels, donkeys, jackals,
+and river buffaloes. A few herds of the latter used to bask
+downstream near Kut. Now they too have deserted us.
+
+It is reported that the Russian General Baratoff has taken
+Kermanshah on the road to Baghdad. We are all anxiously
+hoping he may get through.
+
+A large sweepstake on the date of the relief has been
+started for all European troops. Relief is defined as the time
+when our first boat passes the Fort. The contingency of our
+having ultimately to surrender is not included. For who
+could entertain that possibility except in the extremest banter?
+
+A Reuter tells us of a big German shove at Verdun. What
+an awful slaughter yard that will be! The news has become
+most unsatisfactorily fragmentary. We hear that something
+or other is about to take place; then subsequently the wireless
+is blocked and we never know whether it happened or not.
+
+There is much anxiety in the town about the floods that
+must soon come, and the river's level is the all-absorbing topic.
+
+The fine spell of weather seems about to break.
+
+_February 29th._--It is raining in a most shocking fashion.
+Lord! How it does rain here--when it wants to! The
+sun goes, the sky shuts its eyes and rains with all its might,
+so that it is difficult to believe there ever was a time when
+it did not rain.
+
+Cockie is sick. I took his duty on the river-front observation
+post and watched for hours the deluge of water falling
+down and flowing past in a yellow turgid current. The reports
+are that it is hourly rising. Every endeavour is being made to
+strengthen the _bunds_ and build others. The main _bund_ across
+our front still holds and the other side of it is already a great
+lake where our former position was. The Turks have had to
+leave this part of their line and go back a few hundred yards
+to the sand-hills. Through my telescope I can see tiny waves
+dashing up against the _bund_ like a drifting sea against a
+breakwater. I met Captain Stace, R.E., to whom I lent a
+clinometer while he worked at this invaluable construction.
+He is most reassuring in his quiet optimistic way.
+
+The next most important event of to-day is that Dorking
+was persuaded to exchange seven cigars for my ten cigarettes.
+I came by them yesterday in a special issue "found" by the
+Supply and Transport people. By the way, there are more
+things in the Supply and Transport philosophy than heaven
+and earth ever dreamed of.
+
+It is the gala-day of Leap Year, but I have no extra proposals
+to record--not even from Sarah Isquashabuk, the Arabian
+lady with bread-plate feet and small gate-post legs and a
+card-table back on which she carries small trees and walls of
+houses. She is a hard worker and always cheerful, but with
+a most murderous-looking eye, and I confess that one doesn't
+always see daylight through all her actions. This morning
+I saw her dragging a stalwart Arab along by the unshaven
+hair with much laughter--possibly her truant Adonis.
+
+The Arab population have done themselves fairly well
+until recently, for they had hidden much foodstuff and stolen
+considerable supplies since. But the last few weeks they have
+been begging, and the children search corners and rubbish
+heaps.
+
+If the siege goes to extremities it will be ten thousand
+pities that the Arab population was not removed out at the
+outset. For the laws of humanity would restrain our pushing
+them out now--the Turks or surrounding hostile Arabs would
+murder the lot. But we should have had the food they are
+getting now for rations, and that might have saved the lives
+of thousands of British downstream. All we did was to invite
+them to stay at their peril. They accepted.
+
+_March 1st._--A most eventful day. Cockie is still down
+with dysentery, and I have relieved him all day at the observation
+post. Everything was very quiet on my way to tea.
+I walked through the palm grove intending to examine the
+mountings of the anti-air gun when I heard the muffled boom
+of guns to the north. Then others sounded--that ruffling
+sound of a blanket being shaken. I hastened back to the
+observation post, shells falling in the trees and alongside the
+trench. I got on top and ran until I got back. The fire
+increased into the biggest artillery bombardment the enemy
+has yet made, lasting for two and a half hours. About ten
+batteries opened out on us, searching the palm grove for our
+4-inch, and then four batteries concentrated on the 4·7 guns
+in the horse boats and barges moored in the river 150 yards
+from them, and also on the 5-inch heavies immediately below
+them but thirty yards to a flank. Thankful I was indeed for
+that thirty yards respite. At least fifty shells pitched at
+exact range for my few sandbags that any direct hit would
+knock flying--exact range but always within those thirty
+yards to a flank, and of course on the other side into the river
+dozens of them. But not all, for sometimes they "swept"
+and the heavy Windy Lizzies tore up the green ground all
+around, and the building, on the roof of which were my bags,
+shook so much that the bags moved. Then one lucky shell
+struck the _mahela_ near by, another got the building I was on,
+smashing down the end room, and yet another pierced the
+side partition ten yards off, and for a few seconds I didn't
+know whether I had been blown into the river or not, for the
+shock was severe and all was yellow darkness. Large pieces
+of wood and _mutti_ were hurled all around my sandbags, one
+piece fetching me a clout on the helmet and denting in my
+megaphone. I remember a faint cheer from the Supply and
+Transport shelters when the smoke cleared away and the
+observation post was seen still to exist. All this time I had
+been engaging one target with our 18-pounders, and keeping
+the rifle fire of Snipers' Nest down with another.
+
+It all seemed to come about so very quickly. One moment
+I was walking out of the trench in the date grove threading
+my way over the slippery ground when the first three muffled
+booms told me B target had opened fire. The next, without
+wondering what the grimy Turkish gunners at B were shooting
+at, or what the result of the shells still in the air would be, I
+was tearing back to the river front. One counted the usual
+twelve seconds from the distant boom of these targets and then
+heard the invisible singers in the mid-air, and then
+krump-kr-rump-sh-sh-sh-sh as the shells struck with a deep bass
+explosion followed by the swishing sound of falling earth that
+had been hurled up aloft. I recollect now seeing a mule bolt as
+it heard the increasing hits, and although I felt quite as
+uncomfortable as the mule I was tickled with the notion of a
+mule developing the fire instinct, for it bolted intelligently
+to a flank. That mule deserves to live.
+
+From the observation post there was no need of a telescope
+to tell me that B was in action. The three puffs stood out
+very clearly and three more to the right. I reported a new
+target, gave the bearing, and watched our 5-inch and 4·7's
+reply. This brought A and B targets to engage our 4·7 and
+5-inch below me. The 40-pounders tore up the water, going
+very close to but always missing the barges, and the shock
+from a Windy Lizzie hitting the water was always much greater
+to my sandbags on the roof, than when hitting the earth
+beneath us. In the former case my six-foot stack vibrated
+several inches. I saw one shell actually enter the 5-inch
+emplacement. It exploded on touching the other side, missing
+a gun-layer by inches. The shock knocked him down--that
+was all. Ten minutes later another shell got there again,
+within two feet of the former one. This time the men were
+taking cover. It was now that the battery opened on the
+town with 16-pounders, and on my engaging them the Turkish
+heavies lengthened and shelled my observation station, also
+the other observation station for our heavies 100 yards away.
+As I have noted, they got me in a beautiful 100-yards bracket,
+the one crashing into the poor devils in the hospital amid
+awful yells, and the two nearest getting the end of this building
+and smothering me with débris. Some pitched into the
+hospital forty yards away, their trajectory just above us. It
+is extraordinary the tricks one gets up to on occasions. The
+sergeant-major, an excellent soldier and very cool fellow,
+stuck his hands on his head more than once, and I found myself
+leaning hard up against the sandbags the hissing Lizzies were
+directly making for, just as if my doing so would help the bags
+to stick there. They came with a slow hiss that finished in
+a vicious whip past for the last bit. The sandbags stopped
+scores of bullets this afternoon, and that is all they are meant
+to do. I had very good luck with the target we had previously
+registered on. It is a target of three guns over the Shat-el-hai.
+I shut them up with half a dozen rounds, and then took on
+another new target that opened further south. Then still
+another target on the Woolpress sector shelled Kut and the
+82nd engaged them. We had barely shut up this target M, and
+also S, when several other Turkish batteries that had been
+silent for months opened up on the town. This proved too
+much for the youthful spirit of Funny Teddy, that ardent and
+sprightly young mountain gun, which just as a puppy watching
+a fight between his seniors tries to have a look in too and barks
+and bucks about in the most promising style, opened up on
+H.M.S. _Sumana_. From my observation post I could see
+targets all round the compass being engaged by our guns.
+The Turk was out-gunned and out-shot absolutely, but his
+target was Kut and ours merely his guns.
+
+A hot rifle fire sprang up from the Snipers' Nest, Shat-el-hai,
+and from across the river by the tomb. This we kept
+down in a fashion in our sector, and the 12-pounders
+of the _Sumana_ also gave them hot music, as the men
+call it.
+
+The town then came in for it badly, the hospital especially
+catching it. We may thank heaven the Turks haven't anything
+much in the way of high-explosive shell. They use old
+stuff, common and segment, and the thick crust of baked mud
+wall is usually sufficient percussion to bring about the burst.
+The danger then is from the fragments. The building usually
+escapes. I have seen segments of a Windy Lizzie as big as a
+half loaf embedded in a wall opposite to the aperture it made
+on entering. High-explosive shell would demolish the building
+altogether.
+
+At the height of the show the sharp notes of the alarm
+gong rang over Kut, and Fritz, with a second machine
+accompanying his Morane, was seen approaching rapidly from
+the north. Our machine-guns opened on them and also a
+brisk fusillade from the trenches as they came over. They
+bombed Kut and then returned to their camp for more bombs.
+This was repeated again and again, making a dozen trips in
+all. Every one took cover in basements. Scarcely a soul
+was to be seen. We had to stick where we were, as our guns
+were still in action, but one had plenty of time to look skyward
+and see the death-bird there, as I did three or four times this
+afternoon, directly in a plumb-line over our heads, and to hear
+the whirring propeller of the bomb increasing in loudness and
+pace as it fell. One trusted in Providence or luck. He got
+the bank of the river and the hospital several times, but his
+nearest to us was at least forty yards off. The bombs cannot
+be placed with great accuracy, so they drop three or four
+close together to make a zone. Some of the bombs were
+100-pounders, which would blot a fellow out as effectually
+as an hydraulic stamp.
+
+Funniest of all, the heavy mortar, Frolicsome Fanny, tiring
+of acting wallflower on the other bank, chucked her big bombs
+at us. But she is a left-handed and cross-eyed filly, and the
+gods have set a limit to her range for evil. Some went in
+the river near the horse boats. These were received calmly
+by the Tigris. Another got into the sand-heap near our
+butchery and fell into it without exploding. Some scientifically
+minded Arabs charged up to secure it and were within thirty
+yards when the thing went off to their huge astonishment.
+We had a good laugh at the way they sprinted back
+jabbering with rage and fear. The mules have got to know
+her, and, keeping one eye on the bomb as it comes over the
+river, continue grazing until it is nearly across and then bolt
+the opposite way.
+
+One of Fritz's bombs, a 100-pounder, we saw toppling
+over and over in the air quite plainly. It didn't go off. But
+another such sent a table at least two hundred feet into the air.
+This is true. I won't spoil it by saying that the cloth was laid
+and set. It was merely a table and its four legs stuck up
+towards the evening moon.
+
+The bombing raid continued until it was too dark for
+Fritz to see. Then I went home, and on my way saw interested
+little crowds that had emerged to examine various shell-holes.
+Arabs ran up and down the streets howling for their dead.
+Over a thousand shells have been flung into the town and there
+were a good few hit among the hospital patients, and the
+Arabs lost many. About a score only were killed, but many
+more were injured. Considering the intensity of the bombardment
+this is an excellent tribute to the shelters of Kut.
+
+_10 p.m._--Every one is extra vigilant to-night although we
+think it hardly likely the Turks will try to storm us. That
+they cannot easily do now, and the floods increase their
+difficulty daily.
+
+_March 2nd._--The whole night long wild howlings and dismal
+wailing of the Arabs for their dead and wounded continued
+and kept me awake. Now and then some other Arab extra
+full of despair would let out a yell like a steam-whistle that
+rose high above the universal hubbub. The Jews here cry
+in a different key altogether, a wobbly vibrato long sustained,
+much less sweet but not wholly unlike the _tangi_ of the Maoris
+in New Zealand. A Jewish funeral is a sad little affair.
+Dressed in long black robes and carrying lights in little tins
+they escort the dead to a grave way out on the _maidan_. They
+walk with bowed heads in twos, a tiny column and a sort of
+acolyte person following the body. They perform their
+ceremonies by night so as to avoid drawing fire upon themselves.
+
+It is a peaceful day, the peace that follows a violent storm.
+Rumour has it that various Turkish guns which had been
+withdrawn for service downstream have been brought back
+here, and the bombardment was intended to acquaint us with
+the fact. Or else they are thinking of sending the guns down
+and wanted to disillusion us on the point. This is most likely.
+It certainly hasn't done much harm, and surely Khalil Pacha
+does not suppose he can give us "nerves" by this sort of thing.
+
+A beautiful aeroplane of ours flew over, her wings resplendent
+with the morning sun.
+
+It has been very cold and windy all day, but so very
+peaceful--not the peacefulness of calm but of a windy, lonely
+day.
+
+During the show yesterday I was practically doing C.R.A
+River-front, a high-sounding title especially pleasing to
+Cockie, but as a matter of fact it is merely an observation job,
+as all he does is to command his own three guns. He is still
+seedy and inconsolable at his inaction.
+
+_March 2nd._--An uneventful day. We fired a few sniping
+rounds. I hear the 76th Battery got its share of shelling the
+other day, and a bombardier was killed.
+
+I persuaded Cockie to talk about ancient Egyptian kings.
+He annotates himself in a most delightful way in talking
+history, and has an extraordinary imagination for detail.
+This imagination it must be admitted does not get much of
+a chance in Egypt, which has been fairly well explored. I
+would suggest turning him loose among visions of the lost
+Atlantis. I believe he would even produce the history of
+the other Adam's first love affair in that continent. Some such
+sentence as this--"Yes! In that extraordinary land which
+history has almost forgotten and which geology never knew,
+Phargon the bog-king, the præcursor of Romeo, proceeded
+to divest himself of shoes and jacket, and taking in another
+hole of his belt, plunged, according to Whinny, feet foremost
+after Phargette."
+
+_March 3rd._--The cold wind, or the wet, or something, has
+made my back so rheumaticky that I can hardly turn round
+or get down to tie my bootlaces. I am very lucky to have
+kept as fit as I have. Dozens of men from the trenches are
+in hospital with muscular rheumatism from the floods--the
+source of many evils.
+
+I have finished "Monte Cristo." What an artist he was!
+And I have started "David Copperfield" again.
+
+I omitted to record that a shell tore down the house at
+the front of this, and one wrecked the base of the column
+office. Several horses were wounded during the bombardment.
+
+We had a parade of Mussulman drivers, and I read a communiqué
+asking them to eat horseflesh, as their Mullah in
+India requested, this being required by the exigencies of the
+service. Not they! I believe, nevertheless, there is only one
+thing rooted deeper than a man's religion, and that is his
+appetite. This proves it, for hunger is driving them to eat it.
+What an awful joke on the part of Charon if, when these
+fellows reach the banks of the river Styx, he informs them the
+only available ferry is astride of swine.
+
+We have finished the inspections. The horse rations have
+fallen away to very little. We give them pieces of palm tree
+to gnaw at.
+
+_March 4th._--The rheumatism is much worse. It is bleak
+and cold in the observation post. On such an occasion the
+vigil is a wretchedly dull one. I'm too cold to dream. One
+can only psychologize viciously on the difference in point of
+view between a full man and an empty one. Eating maketh a
+satisfied man, drinking a merry man, smoking a contented
+man. But eating, drinking, and smoking maketh a happy
+man--that is, the heart of him glad.
+
+It is not far from the truth to say I have to-day done none
+of these. For by _eating_ one cannot mean half a slice of chaff
+bread, nor by _drinking_ a water-coloured liquid like our siege
+tea, nor yet by _smoking_ a collection of strange dried twigs and
+dust. Man, it has been excellently observed, cannot live by
+bread alone. How much less, then, can he live upon half chaff
+and half flour?
+
+Far away on the edge of the western horizon I watched for
+hours, through my telescope, a convoy of camels, each with a
+tiny white dot of humanity aboard, striding away with delightful
+patience to the Turkish camp downstream. They were
+conveying stores from Shamrun, the enemy depot on the
+river above us.
+
+General Smith, of former mention in these notes, has been
+dangerously ill in hospital, but the crisis has been passed. He
+contracted pneumonia on the retirement. I have been to see
+him. He is very full of pluck, and gave me a _Times_.
+
+Tudway, R.N., dropped in for a pipe. We talked of the
+sea, and he spoke of the soft life on the Chinese station.
+
+The adjutant of the Dorsets was killed while strolling in a
+communication trench yesterday--a chance bullet getting his
+heart. The D.A.A.G. is being operated on to-day with an
+abscess in the thigh. The facilities for operating on such cases
+are very modest. But nothing less than raising the siege could
+alleviate these matters. And in this little maelstrom of
+destiny here at Kut, we and our weaknesses are whirled around
+together. Some of us disappear in the vortex, and others
+continue circling around the swift walls, and may or may not
+be fortunate enough to so continue. But from this seething
+cauldron none can escape by his own effort, for we are all up
+against a thing greater than ourselves.
+
+_March 5th, 6th._--Shortly after daybreak, as usual, I got up,
+feeling awfully full of aches and unsteady. Cockie, however,
+being still seedy, it was necessary for me to be on duty on the
+observation post, so I flannelled myself up and went. I stuck
+it until 9 a.m., when I returned for breakfast. Our Parsee
+regimental doctor, from whom I required a dose of rheumatism
+physic, sent for a major of the Fourth Field Ambulance, who
+pronounced me bad enough with muscular rheumatism to have
+to go into hospital. I was awfully disgusted at this after
+holding out so long, and begged to be allowed to stay in my
+billet. But it was of no use. He said strict orders made it
+imperative, also that in hospital eggs were forthcoming. Four
+native bearers and a stretcher turned up shortly afterwards,
+much to my disgust. Anyway I walked, after fixing up for
+the sergeant-major to carry on.
+
+I entered a ward too terrible for words, next bed to a most
+sad and awful apparition of a poor fellow who had been very
+ill. It was a long skin-covered skeleton with skinless ears,
+eyes protruding so far that one wondered how they stuck up
+at all, teeth on edge, legs thinner than a pick handle, and two
+arms like gloved broom-sticks catching frantically at various
+parts of his apparel where creatures of the amoebic world fled
+before those awful eyes. Add to this a half-insane chattering,
+punctuated with a periodical sharp crack as louse after louse
+was exploded between the creature's two thumbs, and you have
+the picture entitled, "A Hospital Shikar." Altogether it was
+a sight utterly terrible.
+
+I thought of flight, and other things, but the hospital was
+small, and there was no other available room. So I wished
+them all good morning, and sat on the side of my bed farthest
+away, and having undressed got into bed as the assistant-surgeon,
+otherwise apothecary, directed. I had not been there
+for more than three minutes when the Enigma's Hindoo bearer
+entered. He became quickly engaged with his master in
+strenuous argument relating to curry, what time the Enigma
+ricochetted on and off the bed, and his mouth became the
+exhaust valve for his pent-up opinions of the world in general
+and his bearer in particular. I discovered later that malaria and
+dysentery had between them rendered him temporarily insane.
+He had been in the hospital for the whole of the siege, but was
+now slowly recovering. While he was _in extremis_, however,
+I should say from all accounts that he must have been by far
+the most interesting person in Kut. For many days it seems
+his main hobby was in trying to make his bearer precede him
+through a door which did not exist at the foot of his bed.
+Another diversion was in seating himself on the window-sill
+stark naked about 1 a.m. in the night and mimicking, often
+with ghastly relish, the sounds and noises of various members
+of the Turkish artillery from Windy Lizzie to Naughty Nellie,
+the buzzing howitzer. I believe he was quite good at the
+bullets, and very promising on Frolicsome Fanny, which was
+easy, and only required an awful noise without warning--for
+as I have noted Fanny's jokes sometimes held fire for minutes.
+But in reproducing vocally the aeroplane's 100-pound bombs
+he is reported as having outdone even the bomb itself. In
+fact his own nerves could not stand this performance, and he
+generally wound up the item by taking cover under his bed.
+
+Other nights he has been known to get behind his overturned
+bed and preach in a most entertaining way. Why he
+took to preaching was, he explained, due to the fact that he
+had been to church only once in his life, and that was his
+wedding-day. His sermons may be described as unorthodox,
+and varied from blatant sarcasm in such texts as, "When ye
+hear of war and rumours of wars be ye _not_ troubled" ("Not"
+being considerably emphasized) to sheer optimism, one being,
+"Eat, sleep, and be merry, for to-morrow ye starve." But
+he did not always stick to his text, and in the last-mentioned
+sermon made a humorous digression on Kut, the way in and
+the way out, this being, as he informed his midnight audience,
+the prelude to a book he had recently written called "The Last
+of the Sixth Division," by a Field Officer. One day he insisted
+on believing he was on board a P. boat going downstream in
+charge of Turkish officers, and having attempted unsuccessfully
+to rejoin his boat in scanty apparel, finally consoled himself
+with fishing out of the window. However, he is now supposed
+to be more or less permanently located in the sane region, but
+this from the other would seem to be separated by a mere
+dividing line, and he occasionally strays back.
+
+But these interesting events are past, and the poor fellow
+is a dull subaltern once more. Other occupants of the ward
+were the Welsh Bulbul and an awfully decent subaltern in the
+Territorial Battery named Tozer, whom they called the Eye-Opener,
+because he never slept.
+
+An awful place is this hospital. Our ward is on the first
+floor on one side of the yard, and the barred windows are
+sandbagged up part of the way.
+
+I read and slept, and then stole downstairs to interview
+"G. B.," who was in a most kind and amiable mood.
+
+The only advantage to be derived from being in hospital
+here is that one has facilities for dying under medical supervision.
+Not that the authorities don't do all they can, for the
+officer commanding the officers' hospital is as kind and thoughtful
+as he is able, and altogether the best of good fellows. But
+his difficulties are enormous. There is the scantiest of sick
+diet left, medicines are more or less exhausted, only the simplest
+drugs remaining. Besides, the pressure of work on all the
+medical people here necessitates the use of untrained orderlies.
+One of these, a podgy and giggling recruit, enters twice daily
+with a handful of pills in his fist, and distributes them as per
+order, but it is well to know one's ailment and the remedy, for
+sometimes the ardent youth is forgetful. The C.O. comes
+round once a day, which is the event of the twenty-four hours.
+He is all patience, encouragement, and industry. The orderly
+rubs the backs of the rheumatic patients, and this is a delightful
+relief.
+
+As for food it matters not. Dysentery and rheumatic
+cases can be safely starved, I believe, and if this is the chief
+way of getting well there is every facility here for rapid
+recovery. Two small portions of Mellin's food and one egg
+with a small piece of white bread are the daily ration. A few
+extra things came for me, but I could not eat them.
+
+From 6 to 8 p.m., as we have no candles we have a spelling
+game, each one in turn adding a letter that continues to spell
+a word. The object is to avoid saying the last letter of the
+word, and consequently the words changed or lengthened in
+an extraordinary fashion. One-syllable words were barred,
+and we had challenging for bluffs. Each fall meant a life, and
+three lives was the total. Thus o-s-t-r-a-c-i-z-i-n-g. The
+defeat was staved off "ostrich" and "ostracize" on to some
+one else. It proved highly entertaining, and abuse flowed
+freely, especially as the abuser was more than once let down
+deliberately by all hands. Doubtful words we voted on. I
+got into trouble with "phrenolophaster," which we carried
+by three to two, I pointing out other words, poetaster, philosophaster,
+etc. One wouldn't dare to tell Dr. Johnson so, but
+it "did."
+
+There joined us in these evening orgies a subaltern of the
+Oxfords named Mellor, otherwise Square-Peg, who was convalescent
+from a bomb wound in the arm. On the morrow I
+got out of bed and walked with him to the vegetable gardens,
+which were planted at the beginning of the siege, like they
+were in Troy. I hate bed when I'm not fit, and the walk was
+refreshing. I am trying to get permission to go back to my
+billet and do duty on diet.
+
+_6 p.m._--There is an order for the Arabs to remain confined
+to their houses as another sortie is imminent.
+
+I have just been talking to Woods, a cheery fellow who
+got the Military Cross for saving men from a dug-out at the
+Fort during the heavy bombing of December 24th. He is
+gleefully nursing the stump of an arm, and tells me how he
+proposes to still enjoy himself in life with the other. "The
+Enigma" has just begun another _shikar_, the severalth this
+day.
+
+_March 7th._--Late last night there was talk of a brigade
+going over the river to stop the enemy's forces attempting to
+retreat that way. We had no bridge, but Major Sandes had
+prepared a trestled bridge for the Shat-el-hai, and if wanted
+the brigade was to be ferried over in _mahelas_. We were all
+wound up and restless in hospital, and did not wish to miss a
+show. All night long there was the clang and clump, clump,
+of marshalled forces, and the champing of bits and the tramp
+of men under full arms. A few rounds were fired during the
+night, and at the dawn a signal awakened us, but nothing else
+happened. Anyway orders for the debouch were about to be
+issued the second time, and with this as an excuse I persuaded
+the C.O. to let me out to resume duty, and I was to remain on
+diet issued from the hospital. I left the Enigma my midday's
+rations. It was a relief to escape from the dreadful ward.
+This I did at 11 a.m.
+
+But before I left I visited General Smith's room on the
+other floor. From him I learned that Verdun is raging with
+unabated fury, and Epinal and Belfort still hold out. The
+Russian General Baratoff is almost on to Khanakin through
+the mountains. If this were only true the Turks hereabout
+would have to retire on Baghdad.
+
+The general was what girls call "very nice" this morning.
+He reads three books at once, so that when he is tired of one
+he changes to the other. We talked more fishing, and what
+we would do when we returned to India. This I find the
+most interesting topic for invalids.
+
+_9 p.m._--It is rumoured from headquarters that an attempt
+is being made by General Aylmer to get through to-day or to-morrow
+with a dawn attack. The weather is favourable to a
+long march. We are all ready with our _mahelas_ and launch
+and _Sumana_ to convey a brigade across, if necessary to cut the
+Turkish retreat or assist General Aylmer. It is, however, a
+serious impediment that we have none of the bridging trains
+which were so famous in the history of the Sixth Division and
+so efficiently handled by Major Sandes. The last was blown
+up on December 5th.
+
+_Later._--We partly expect some orders this evening. I find
+I am almost too stiff with this rheumatism to mount my horse.
+I have been practising on the table, but once in the saddle I
+shall be perfectly right.
+
+I am overjoyed to have got back to my billet from that
+hospital ordeal. Have played chess with Mellor.
+
+There is sound of distant firing--a dull smothered roar of
+an engagement down at el Hannah.
+
+Everybody is talking about Baratoff, and hence this verse:
+
+ "The mountains looked on Baratoff
+ And Baratoff looked on me;
+ And in my evening dream I dreamed
+ That Kut might still be free."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+GENERAL AYLMER'S ATTEMPT--MORE FLOODS--PRESSURE OF
+THE SIEGE--PREPARATIONS FOR RELIEF--FAILURE--LIFE
+IN A SIEGE MESS
+
+
+_March 8th._--In the night a terrific explosion from
+the direction of the Shatt awoke Kut. Someone
+says it was caused by a floating mine going aground.
+It had been intended for the bridge some distance up the
+Shat-el-hai. Not long after dawn we awoke to the sound
+of intense gun-fire so close to us, that for a time it seemed
+like our own guns in Kut. At first we surmised this to be
+Turkish artillery turned on positions won by the Relief
+Column, but, on climbing on to the roof, we saw the flashes
+came from what the experts knew as Dujaila Redoubt.
+Our own guns were preparing on the Turkish position!
+This in itself seemed difficult to believe, although, no doubt,
+some good reason existed for it. As the light got better,
+before eight o'clock, we saw quite clearly hordes of Turks
+rushing up towards the Shat-el-hai support trenches, and
+some troops were being ferried over near Megasis from the
+other bank. General Aylmer's night march had evidently
+been a complete success, and the Turks were taken by surprise.
+Why, then, were we waiting to prepare? The fire grew heavier,
+the bursts thicker, and all the while the Turks were rushing up
+troops. Then the fire ceased. We held our breath and waited
+for news, knowing that the bayonet was busy, and the men at
+handgrips. No news has come. We have waited hour by hour.
+
+Is anything amiss? Why haven't they got through?
+Was our artillery preparation intended to be so deadly as to
+pulverize the Turks' whole series of trenches? Could so
+many heavy guns be got up? If not, why did we wait?
+We only know that up to 9 a.m. the Turks' trenches were
+rows of moving heads, and many went over the open. The
+fact seems to be that our arrival at the redoubt was absolutely
+a surprise, and yet, through not pushing on, the benefit of
+surprise has been lost.
+
+[Illustration: Aylmers Dujailah Attempt
+8^{th} March 1916]
+
+_March 9th, 3 p.m._--The relieving force did not get through.
+We have heard this unofficially. We all have the feeling it
+is "the big effort," and not a side show. We are disappointed,
+but having had little else than disappointments we are accustomed
+to them.
+
+_March 10th._--There is another famous _communiqué_ from
+General Townshend, our G.O.C. It is interesting to see how
+"Alphonse" improves every occasion. Here it is:
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Communiqué to troops._
+
+"As on a former occasion I take the troops of all ranks
+into my confidence again, and repeat the two following telegrams
+from General Aylmer from which they will see that the
+relieving force has again failed to relieve us.
+
+"_First telegram: March 8th._--'To-day's operations terminated
+in a gallant but unsuccessful attempt to storm
+Dujaila Redoubt. Our troops pushed home the attack and
+carried out the operations with great gallantry, but the enemy
+was able to mass great reinforcements which arrived from the
+left bank at Megasis and Shamran, and we were unable to
+break through. Unless the enemy retires from his present
+position on the right bank, which does not seem probable, we
+shall be unable to maintain ourselves in the present position
+owing to lack of water, and unless the enemy evacuates the
+Essin position to-night, we shall be obliged to withdraw to our
+previous position at Wadi.'
+
+"_Second telegram: March 8th._--'We have been unable to
+break through to relieve you to-day and may have to withdraw
+to Wadi to-morrow, but hope to make another attack
+before long and relieve you at an early date. Please wire
+movements of enemy, who in any case suffered most severely,
+as their repeated counter-attacks have been repulsed with
+heavy loss.'
+
+(End of Telegrams.)
+
+"I know you will all be deeply disappointed to hear this
+news. We have now stood a three months' siege in a manner
+which has called upon you the praise of our beloved King and
+our fellow countrymen in England, Scotland, Ireland, and
+India, and all this after your brilliant battles of Kut-el-Amara
+and Ctesiphon and your retirement to Kut, all of which feats
+of arms are now famous. Since December 5th you have spent
+three months of cruel uncertainty, and to all men and all people
+uncertainty is intolerable; as I say, on the top of it all this
+comes--the second failure to relieve us. And I ask you also
+to give a little sympathy to me who have commanded you in
+these battles referred to and who, having come to you a
+stranger now love my command with a depth of feeling I have
+never known in my life before. When I mention myself I
+would couple the names of the generals under me whose names
+are distinguished in the army as leaders of men.
+
+"I am speaking to you as I did before, straight from the
+heart, and as I may ask your sympathy for my feelings having
+promised you relief on certain dates on the promise of those
+ordered to relieve us. Not their fault, no doubt--do not think
+I blame them; they are giving their lives freely and deserve
+our gratitude and admiration. But I want you to help me
+again as before. I have asked General Aylmer to bring such
+numbers as will break down all resistance and leave no doubt
+of the issue. Large reinforcements are reaching him, including
+an English division of 17,000 men, the leading brigade of
+which must have reached Wadi by now--that is to say, General
+Aylmer's headquarters. In order, then, to hold out, I am killing
+a large number of horses so as to reduce the quantities of grain
+eaten every day, and I have had to further reduce your ration.
+It is necessary to do this in order to keep our flag flying. I
+am determined to hold out, and I know you are with me in
+this heart and soul.
+
+"(Signed) CHARLES TOWNSHEND,
+"Major-General,
+"Commanding the Garrison in Kut.
+
+"Kut-el-Amara,
+"10th March, 1916."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The rank and file of the garrison, from what one overhears,
+are all for sympathy with their G.O.C. They are quite
+sure that "Alphonse would have got through" and have
+altered the name of the relieving general to Faylmer. Why
+wasn't the action delayed until the new division could have
+taken part? As a matter of fact, one should suspend judgment
+until all the facts are in, and in the last analysis the blame
+must rest on Governments rather than on generals. When
+first besieged we expected to be relieved within a month, and
+so far as the Government knew we could hold out for about
+two months. Fortunately we secured various supplies of corn
+from Woolpress, and from dismantled engines we erected
+milling facilities which enabled us to turn corn and barley into
+bread.
+
+But reinforcements have been sent into the country at a
+slow trickle and the enemy has found no difficulty at all in
+out-reinforcing us. When one considers the state of Turkey
+this is most incredible. One would think that the lesson of
+Ctesiphon was sufficient to chasten the authorities out of the
+belief that the Mesopotamian campaign could be dallied with.
+By sheer brilliancy of arms a whole country had been conquered
+by a single unsupported division. This achievement was
+not enough, however, and the cheap methods in vogue further
+required this one division to risk the whole fruits of a campaign
+in a single doubtful throw, and this against the advice
+of its generals. Through the same cheap methods of having
+insufficient forces to follow up a brilliant victory, our army
+was badly let down and several thousand lives flung away.
+Then only the same brilliant generalship of General Townshend
+disengaged the division from a force several times its size, and
+completed a masterly retirement for ninety miles, with the
+whole Turkish forces on top of it. Extraordinary success of
+the rearguard action at Um-al-Tabul enabled the division to
+reach Kut, where it is intended to hold up the Turkish advance
+and keep back the enemy tide from reswamping Mesopotamia.
+The post was surrounded and bombarded at once, but the public
+evidently does not know this owing to very necessary censorship.
+The garrison, then, can hold out for a certain time. It
+can forestall disaster for that time only.
+
+One might imagine that the Indian Government would by
+this have become awake to this aspect of the crisis, have taken
+prompt action and sent out three or four divisions at once.
+Even admitting the difficulties of river transport, six weeks
+from the date of Ctesiphon, _i.e._ January 9th, would have
+allowed ample time for arrival at Basra. But the first
+reinforcements did not arrive in the country until considerably
+later, and then only depleted divisions. British divisions,
+which are really required, were only sent for recently and have
+hardly started. And now difficulties of transport will delay
+their transit up river. One cannot help recording these facts
+in black and white. Every day lost now is piling up tremendous
+difficulty for the future and swelling the list of lives
+downstream that, please God, will one day retrieve a disaster
+that might easily have been avoided. The world knows
+nothing of the siege of Kut, and the authorities are not being
+goaded by public opinion. In other words, the Indian Government
+has played with a serious situation. The price will be
+disaster. I am not setting this down as my own opinion
+merely. It is the point of view of every one in Kut. As a
+soldier one must refuse to believe that the position has been
+mishandled or that Kut will fall. But if I were a politician,
+which I am not, then would I add a lot of things here which I
+will not.
+
+As I write it rains, and with every drop of rain the time
+within which the garrison, and, more important still, the
+strategic position at Kut, can be relieved, shortens. Soon
+come the annual floods, and when the whole country is under
+water reinforcements will be of no avail. And the time is
+short. It is the eleventh hour, and unless considerable forces
+are already on the way it is even now too late. But that is
+an affair between the authorities and the floods. Our problem
+is one of food.
+
+The position here is much as it was in the Dardanelles.
+Excepting for floods and natural conditions we can outgun
+and outfight the Turk every time here. Moreover, we are
+tremendously relieving Aylmer of pressure, as the Turkish
+river communications must stop at Shamrun above us, and
+then his transport has to go overland. This is the marvellous
+thing about our enemy. He is daily carrying on a colossal
+bandobast of transport away from the water.
+
+_5 p.m._--Reuter reports the Verdun battle is going satisfactorily.
+One imagines that the German Kultur Geist must
+be bilious by this time, according to the numbers they are
+offering at his shrine. I am wondering how Nietzsche's
+Zarathusa would speak now if he saw the Verdun shambles.
+And what his blonde-haired, pink-limbed Über Mensch would
+say about it too. Somehow I can see old Rudolf Eucken at
+Jena with outspread hands invoking "Schicksal" (destiny)
+as once he used to "Die Unendigkeit, Die Ewigkeit." Deep
+down in the German nature is a connative impulse towards
+the dramatic, and this is fed by a presentiment coloured with
+all the hues of harmony sweetest to them. It is not unknown
+for students at Jena and Heidelberg to extract such exquisite
+juice out of the word "Unendigkeit" (Immortality) or "Ewigkeit"
+(Eternity) as to become intoxicated therewith and
+commit suicide shortly after in the pine forest, or near a
+ruined "Schloss" (castle) what time the sun sets.
+
+He loves the experience of the actor, likes to feel his gamut
+of emotions considerably twanged. This dramatic tendency
+showed itself on the occasion of that delicious utterance of the
+Kaiser on the eve of the Great War: "Now let my ministers
+put their hands through mine in token of fidelity, and let the
+nation follow me through Need and Death." Now, the Roman
+did this sort of thing rather well, but the German makes an ass
+of himself. One feels the Kaiser said it to see how it felt to
+say it.
+
+The Germans tell us they are doing well, but I believe there
+is a sight becoming more familiar to their eyes, a phenomenon
+it is their daily delight and wish to behold, and that is the altar
+of this "Schicksal"--Fate. The Germans think in battalions.
+They have yet once again to go mad as a nation, as they did
+on the outbreak of war--absolutely "verrückt,"--and to bolt
+with competitive haste towards the national funeral pyre.
+They are not fanatics. They are temperamentalists--and from
+the spleen of a German musician it is said that in a successful
+operation you can cut a piece of temperament nine inches long
+and twenty-five ounces in weight. Apropos of this general
+digression one may consider their "New Year's Picture" of
+"Tod" (Death), of which a copy reached us in the autumn
+of 1914 in France, and cheered us up considerably.
+"Tod" (please pronounce "toad"), an awfully unpleasant
+looking "Death," a snobbish skeleton with a bad seat, rode a
+heavy horse through a smitten land, a tremendous scythe over his
+shoulder and his metacarpal bones holding his reins incorrectly.
+The scythe flung a gigantic shadow, and as for Tod, his shadow
+reached almost to the horizon over black, burned villages,
+sacked cities, and many corpses. The horse had reached a
+double signpost which showed the way to St. Petersburg and
+the way to Paris. But, more interesting still, the skeleton
+had the lantern jaws of a Prussian. Fancy turning such a
+fellow loose! Truly the "God of Want and Rapine and
+Death!" and a most excellent subject for the Germans'
+accepted New Year's Picture.
+
+I remember my limber gunners having the same picture,
+months afterwards, at Aldershot. And Chopin composing the
+"Marche Funèbre" with a skeleton between his legs while he
+played wasn't in it with them. They had stuck the picture
+on the muzzle of the gun while they cleaned it. I hope every
+one of them goes untouched through the whole war.
+
+Poor Germany! I have had some happy days there, but
+when I compare the Kaiser's words to his nation on the eve
+of war with those of our own dear King, how I thank God I
+am an Englishman. And who would not mind being a
+Pharisee at the price of being an Englishman? I ask you.
+
+It may be suggested that when Germany falls, the same
+cement that holds that extraordinary nation together will
+assist it in falling together. In the meantime it will be an
+interesting spectacle for history to observe--the German
+nation sprinting on hot foot towards the registered funeral
+pyre, with all the dramatics of the bolting horse that gathers
+speed and insanity from its own flight.
+
+Talking of horses, I hear that to-day is the slaughtering
+day for numbers of them. This is good-bye to any possibility
+of debouch, for there will be insufficient horses to move the
+guns. It will eke out our corn and barley that can be made
+into bread; but what is wanted is sugar or jam for the
+body, and tea for the spirit.
+
+"You are," says Townshend, "making a page of history."
+
+"I would rather," thinks Tommy, "make some stew."
+
+_March 11th._--We have all been made acquainted with
+Sir Percy Lake's condolences on our misfortune, but also
+promising us relief; but the floods are gradually increasing,
+and we fear it will be a case of Lake _v._ Lake, and there will
+be no appeal.
+
+Sir Percy Lake is the Army Commander in place of Sir
+John Nixon, and General Aylmer is Army Corps Commander.
+Before going to bed last night we told fortunes by cards. The
+results in short were these: Firstly, a climax is to be reached
+shortly. (I quite agree.) Secondly, March 27th, my birthday,
+will seal my matrimonial affairs, the marriage to take place
+before the following March 27th. (Doubtful, unless I marry
+an Arab or Turk, or get freed for the event.) Thirdly, the
+star of the Fortune-God is in the ascendant, and his horoscope
+is wreathed with smiles. Which we two subalterns, and
+Cockie (a junior married captain), devoutly pray may come true.
+
+Personally, I hold with that excellent fellow Horace that
+"the gods only laugh if they behold mortals showing an
+unseemly interest in their destiny." It is essentially a plebeian
+instinct, a relic from barbaric days when the world was brimful
+of curiosities for the twilight intelligence of recently-born man.
+But many decades taught him that unbridled curiosity ended
+in burnt fingers. Then he avoided with a fearful dread all
+that he did not know, and not the least of his tortures was
+occasioned by the Inexplicable straying upon him across the
+border from the Great Unknown. Later on he gets more
+nerve and he pioneers--still later he becomes scientific and
+investigates. And when the facts are more or less all in, his
+curiosity instead of his investigativity once again gets the
+better of him, and he fortune-tells and goes table-rapping, and
+tries to lassoo his astral body and to open up direct communication
+with those "not lost but gone before." It is, one
+might say with some truth, a mark of spiritual breeding to
+know how to acquiesce. Somehow one cannot picture the
+greatest of the gods tremendously excited. Equanimity is at
+least more dignified and always useful.
+
+Nor should prophecy be confused with fortune-telling, for
+it is to the latter what investigation is to inquisitiveness.
+And inquisitiveness was always bad form. The personal
+factor looms too large.
+
+Ah! how infinitely colossal and strangely beautiful is
+that great thing the Future, that ever bears down upon us
+from across the seas of Time. That dark tidal wave bearing
+great histories in its bosom and pregnant with joys and sorrows
+for us all. The gymnastics of living philosophers teach us that
+Time does not exist--but to me here in Kut it is almost the
+only real thing. O Futura Divina Ignota! thou mighty
+engulfing wave advancing from horizon to horizon upon us,
+with Change and Hope lightly treading thy combing crest--how
+pricelessly excellent a thing art thou, and what could we
+do without thee? Whence art thou? From what distant
+regions of Eternity art thou sped, on what strange shores do
+thy billows break! We know not. It is beautiful not to
+know. And thus is Faith born. Thou art a beautiful
+stranger. We dread thee not. We trust thee--for thou
+art God.
+
+Truly it is a great and wonderful world, and considerably
+reflected upon before patented. Some day a great man will
+write a book on "Some Attitudes to the Future"--wherefrom
+it will be gathered that the happiest is he who trusts but does
+not seek to know. "If," writes the prospective Plato, "it
+were permitted me of God to be the only mortal in the history
+of the human race to discover the lever that raises the curtain
+between us and the next world, and even if by so doing we
+might at once behold the flight of angels, the life of the spirit
+world, the procedure of heaven, yet would I certainly refuse
+to reveal the secret or to use it. Because to behold that
+Ultramontane would be to remove from life the two essential
+factors of discipline and hope. Moreover, if likewise I only
+were accorded the power of turning the searchlight on that
+land of mists we know as the Future so that all might see what
+is ahead of each, yet again would I not do so." And on second
+thoughts, who would? It would indeed be a dreadful ordeal
+to have to live. And if you don't believe this, then go and
+ask a certain gunner subaltern in Kut.
+
+_9 p.m._--My hospital acquaintance, Square-Peg of the
+Oxfords, came along this afternoon for a game of chess, and
+asked if he might join our mess, as he is convalescent. Square-Peg
+and we talked 'Varsity gossip by the pipe-dozen. He is
+at present doing light duty on patrol of the gardens, technically
+known as "C.O. Cabbages."
+
+I managed to best Edmonds later. He conceded me a
+knight, but then he is a very good player.
+
+I made another acquaintance at the hospital, one Father
+Tim, the Catholic padre, who called to see me to-day.
+
+A few rounds fell into the town. We did not reply.
+
+We are informed that the English division of which we
+have heard so much is coming up-river now.
+
+Rations have been still further cut down. We get bread
+and meat, nothing else, and of the former merely four ounces
+per diem. The garrison is in a bad way. Men go staggering
+about, resting every now and then up against a wall. I hear
+that the number succumbing in the trenches is daily increasing.
+As for the native hospital, the sight is too appalling for words.
+Skin-covered skeletons crawl about or turn over to receive
+their scanty nourishment, but nothing else, not even shell
+fire, engages their attention. One sees a coma stealing over
+them, a coma not less relentless than the Arctic Sleep of
+Death in the snow. The poor devils cover up their faces with
+blankets or tattered turbans, and dream of Home. One told
+me the other day that he heard the steps of Kismet.
+
+It is roughly estimated that this further reduction of
+rations will give us two to three weeks--not more.
+
+There is every confidence in our army below. One thing,
+however, we dread: that is the floods, which may or may
+not leave sufficient time.
+
+_March 12th._--Rain fell last night and again early this
+morning. Then we heard the sound of distant artillery, which
+increased to the subdued throb of gun-fire far away. But this
+was drowned in the grander music of a thunderstorm. How
+splendid is the artillery of the gods! How majestic their
+salvos billowing across the heavens!
+
+Last night we felt what we believed to be an earthquake,
+but which proved to be the sappers trying to dynamite fish
+in the river, which experiment was completely unproductive.
+
+_5 p.m._--It is still raining, which is bad for the river. I
+did my rounds and straightened up pay books, etc., in the
+office, and then played chess. I am a little better, and Amir
+Bux is an excellent masseur, a distinct improvement on
+Graoul, who used to treat my shoulders like a punch ball.
+
+The soldiers have re-named this place Scuttle-Amara!
+
+_March 13th._--More rain has fallen! The Tigris is almost
+bank high, and still rising.
+
+I have been around the horses. Every tail is bare, and
+the _jhuls_ and head ropes disappear as fast as they are put on.
+They all remain perpetually on the _qui vive_ to prevent their
+stall-mates from biting them. Some are scarcely horses, but
+rather half-inflated horse skins.
+
+Father Tim, the worthy Irish padre, who divides his
+attention between wistful ultramontane meditations and an
+excellent appetite, played chess with me to-day. He rooked
+me beautifully once.
+
+_March 14th._--Heavy gun-fire has been heard downstream.
+The irrepressible humours of Tommy inform us that it is our
+own guns covering Aylmer's retirement to Basra.
+
+_5 p.m._--The rain has stopped. I have been writing to
+King's College, Auckland, of many memories, and also to my
+acquaintance, "the delicious Conservative," at Corpus--Cambridge.
+
+I find in the latter's epistle this sentence: "To-night I
+shall think of you in that delightful room with chairs so easy
+and cheroots so persuasive, soliloquizing on the eternal destiny
+of the American Conservative candidate."
+
+He does not regard all Americans favourably, and I
+remember well how once when a Southern son of that enterprising
+nation averred that in the Northern States there were
+no aristocrats or conservatives, still the South was full of both,
+that he replied he had always understood it to be merely this
+way, that the Northern States had neither, and the Southern
+believed they had both. Which was very severe. But then
+he had a delightful, disarming smile. Oh, for a disarming
+smile! ! !
+
+_March 15th._--The Ides of March! Moreover they are
+come and gone, for I am making this entry, I find, on the 16th.
+The river rose eighteen inches, and for some hours lapped over
+the banks. Then it subsided a little. I had a walk through
+the palm grove and back via the Gurkha communication
+trench.
+
+_March 16th._--It is a beautiful day, warm and sunny, and
+the only blur on the silvery brightness is the muddied Tigris
+winding like a yellow ribbon over this flat desert land. I felt
+so weak during my walk yesterday that to-day I merely
+strolled about the "gardens."
+
+It was a fine sunset. Away over the muddy plain the
+Western skies were dragon-red, and clouds stirred by the
+evening breeze sailed in and out of the luminous belt which
+reflected a soft pink on the face of the rising moon climbing
+over the Eastern horizon.
+
+I stale-mated a game of chess. Also received a gift of
+three brace of starlings that are the veriest God-send for the
+seedy.
+
+_March 17th._--We had an extraordinary breakfast of
+kedjereed tinned salmon Square-Peg brought with him.
+
+Cockie's temperature is increasing and ought to be
+diminished.
+
+I played patience a little, which I can't stick for long.
+There are not many books circulating.
+
+_March 18th._--Another beautiful day! I stale-mated a
+game of chess with Square-Peg, and then had a walk round
+the trenches almost up to the Fort. There is an old disused
+trench skirting the river on the eastern side, where we sat in a
+hidden nook and let the cool breeze from the river play on our
+feverish dank foreheads.
+
+Grass is beginning to grow in patches here and there on
+the _maidan_; and here and there a truant mule did himself
+well behind the _bund_. Presently the Turks or Arabs spotted
+us, and we reluctantly had to leave the blissful spot.
+
+Rumour says that the Turks have some new 7·5-inch guns
+coming. If so, the damage done will be ten times what it has
+been. And if they only had high-explosive shell the smashing
+up of the fort wall and the town would be a very short
+affair.
+
+A bombardier of the 76th Battery, an excellent lad, has
+just died of wounds from the aeroplane's bomb. I remember
+upholding him in a matter of duty once.
+
+Every day some one goes, either from wounds or sickness.
+And so far as we know the end is not yet.
+
+_March 19th._--Rheumatics bad again. They remind me I
+lived in feet of water in my earthy dug-out during the floods,
+even my bed sopping wet. However, in the heat of the day
+the aching is less intense. More serious are the increasing
+cases of enteritis everywhere in Kut. I believe this is essentially
+a siege malady. The symptoms are violent pains in the
+intestines and a wish to vomit. It is, I hear, due to bad and
+insufficient nourishment. I know many who have already
+succumbed, but so far in my case these pains have been rather
+stomach than abdominal.
+
+A bombardment started while I was in the gardens, and I
+hastened back to Cockie's observation post. It lasted the
+best part of an hour.
+
+The floods have necessitated removing the 5-inch guns on
+the river-front, which are now in a dead line for our observation
+post, so any accurate one will be not far away. Anyway
+they can scarcely be closer than they have been. One shell
+we felt certain was making dead for us, but it went by with a
+fearful swish and burst ten yards off, killing one man and
+wounding another after penetrating two feet of brick wall.
+The fumes and filthy gases well-nigh choke one.
+
+Another shell got the _Sumana_ through the funnel and
+bridge, killing one of her crew. Tudway's cabin was completely
+wrecked. Tudway is a deserving, hard-working
+subaltern, the only R.N. representative in Kut. He always
+takes it as a personal insult if his gunboat is hit. She is the
+apple of his eye. H.M.S. _Sumana_, an improvised gunboat, is
+of the greatest importance, as she keeps us in touch with
+Woolpress, our tiny stronghold on the other bank, which
+prevents the Turks from coming right down to the river-bank
+and thus rendering our water-front totally unendurable. She
+takes across a barge with provisions and reliefs, and makes
+three or four trips a week. This the Turks know full well, and
+do their best to send her under during the day. However,
+she is fairly well protected with _mahelas_ and rafts, though by
+no means completely. It is a difficult problem to know how
+to protect her, and engages all Tudway's thoughts. In fact,
+how she remains afloat at all is a puzzle to every one.
+
+The last trip of the Morane plane was sufficiently disastrous,
+one bomb dropping into the hospital ward, killing a
+dozen men and wounding many others. These large bombs
+are dreadful things, the splinters of the outer case being very
+thin and sharp as razors. Square-Peg's servant was among
+those hit. In the 1907 Convention at the Hague we tried to
+get all the Powers to agree to refrain from this abominable
+trick, but it was not to be. Anyway war is now full of
+abominable tricks.
+
+_March 20th._--Cold and windy, an ideal day for a leather
+chair with book-rest in one's study before an open fire, or for
+Grieg's music, for there is a whip and a whistle in the wind,
+and Peer Gynt is passing over us.
+
+Another small strafe started, and H.M.S. _Sumana_ stopped
+quite a few. She received five direct hits from 9-pounders,
+and one from the 18-pounder field-gun the enemy captured
+from us at Ahwaz.
+
+To be shelled by one's own gun and ammunition adds
+humour to injury. And we have learned to respect the fearful
+rip of this weapon. She hits ten times harder than any other
+gun they have got of the same size. But as Cockie says, "If
+British workmanship will be so thorough----"
+
+The Morane flew over us last night in the moonlight and
+dropped several bombs, one of which cut through an ammunition
+wagon, setting off several shells. We give every credit
+to this intrepid flyer. He came quite close.
+
+For dinner we had a very excellent roast joint of horse and
+some rice. I find that first-class horse is better than second-class
+mule, and only second to second-rate young donkey. It
+beats camel and eclipses buffalo altogether. The horses
+decrease most sadly. Poor Don Juan! No insurance
+company on earth would look at him.
+
+We smoked lime-leaves and talked rose-leaves, which
+means Omar Khayyam and Hafiz. But it lacked much--for
+we had no drinks more Khayyamnian than water.
+
+_March 21st._--To-day it is a world of brightness. One has
+in one's self a feeling of joy and rejuvenescence, and outside
+there are the strong lines of a matter-of-fact morning, bright
+with the spangled beauties of ten thousand sheets of sunlight.
+They are the banners of approaching summer, and beneath
+the palm trees one hears the sweet voice of that ardent goddess
+and the elfish cadence of her myrmidons.
+
+Gorringe, promoted to lieut.-general, has succeeded General
+Aylmer in the command of the relieving force, and has wired
+that he is making his final plans.
+
+The river has fallen three feet, and so to-day the
+whole garrison is keen with expectancy and buoyant with
+hope.
+
+A few details are to hand with regard to the recent unsuccessful
+dash by General Aylmer up the right bank. From
+all accounts it was an excellent scheme, and came very near
+being a brilliant success. The Turks were completely hoodwinked,
+expecting the attack on the left bank, but Aylmer's
+flying column, by a commendable night march, got up to the
+main line of the enemy, and struck Dujaila Redoubt. The
+British troops got into this, but the story goes that General
+Aylmer then chose to wait for his guns and prepared before
+pushing through. This took two or three hours, and the
+Turks, who had scanty troops on that side, immediately rushed
+over every available man from the other bank, and Aylmer,
+in attacking again, found the position too strong, and had to
+cut his way back. If he had shoved on at dawn he must
+have carried it easily.
+
+Another version is that he had to go back for water, which
+is almost incredible, the show not having miscarried at all in
+length of time, and the river lay before him. One thing is
+certain: if he had got through, the Essin position would have
+had to be abandoned by the Turks, and, incidentally to the
+relief of Kut, our debouch would have brought about a
+heavy capture of the enemy. The difficulty now is that the
+floods are daily rendering more and more of this table country
+impassable. The soil is such that a shower of rain makes it
+a quagmire, and stagnant water turns it into the stickiest
+paste. Guns cannot be moved a yard, and it is almost equally
+impossible for man or horse to move. This means that the
+enemy's line downstream is shortened considerably, as they
+have to depend mainly on the dry land for transport.
+
+To-day there is artillery fire below. Our guns exchanged
+a few rounds with his, and then Square-Peg and I strolled to
+the middle line and managed to procure some saccharine.
+We are spending every available sovereign to buy anything
+that can be got to see us over the last days of the
+siege.
+
+It is needless to remark that the only foodstuffs now for
+secret sale are those that have been stolen or illicitly concealed.
+But even these have long since been purchased, and it is only
+by secret-service methods that an Arab is fossicked out who
+will sell a tin of milk for fifteen rupees, a pound of rice for
+five rupees, or atta for ten rupees. Officers and men, we are
+all on the same footing, and the extra that one can buy is,
+after all, such a very small supplement. There are many
+besides myself who have to starve completely if eggs or milk
+are not obtainable. Of the latter I have had one on issue
+per day when they are available. This just keeps one going,
+and after a few days of it one can manage with potato meal
+and a small portion of horse.
+
+Tudway has joined our mess altogether on account of the
+_Sumana_ being untenable. One shell has completely smashed
+his cabin, luckily during his absence. Her 12-pounders are
+ashore and he has a little nook which enables him to see a fair
+zone on the right bank which he periodically shoots over like
+a luxurious lord his pheasant coverts.
+
+_March 22nd._--During the night the enemy's plane visited
+us and the sharp staccato notes of our anti-air maxims rapped
+out a brisk warning to the sleeping garrison. The others took
+shelter downstairs, but my bed was so very comfortable that
+I waited for the music of the first bomb before jumping out.
+It didn't come. At 5.30 a.m. we were awakened by a sudden
+and intense bombardment. This building is not far from the
+mosque and quite close to the anti-air maxims, so-called
+because they never hit anything but air.
+
+The bombardment seemed concentrated a good deal on
+this part of the town. Cockie went to observe. Then the
+plane came back and bombed us, circling across the town,
+after which the bombardment again opened. Square-Peg
+developed a spasmodic sprint of extraordinary alacrity every
+time anything happened or the plane gong rang out, and
+dressed downstairs. This proved such a nerve-racking ordeal
+that I proposed to have my tea in my room and then go below.
+The shells were thumping on the houses just behind us, and I
+took the precaution to shift over the thick wall side of the
+room which left just space enough for my servant Amir Bux
+to miss the doorway. Shell after shell struck the adjoining
+buildings, shaking our house considerably. Then suddenly
+there was an awful roar and splitting crash. The room was
+filled with smoke and dust and plaster, and a terrific thud
+shook the wall just behind my head. Two segments of shell
+had flown through the doorway and embedded themselves in
+the opposite wall. That excellent fellow Amir Bux suddenly
+asked, "Master thik hai?" And on my assuring him I was
+all right he pointed to the embedded segment and smiled,
+muttering "Kismet!" On inspection I found that a Windy
+Lizzie had crashed through the slender wall of the upper
+enclosure around the roof on which my room opened (there
+was no door), and about half the fore-end of the shell had
+struck the thick wall of my room a few inches behind my
+head and had gone halfway through the plaster. Another
+foot and it would have got my scalp precisely.
+
+The show kept on intermittently until 8.30 a.m. The
+horse lines and hospital have again caught it rather badly.
+One shell passed under a patient's bed in the General Hospital
+and exploded on the far wall without hurting anybody.
+There is not any backward zone worth mentioning in some of
+these shells. High explosive would have been a different
+story.
+
+_9 p.m._--A few more shells fell this evening. We hear that
+after all the plane did bomb last night and altogether made a
+most daring raid. We must give Fritz full marks for excellent
+bombing. He attended chiefly to Woolpress village over the
+river. More serious was the damage done by the same plane
+to the 4·7-inch guns in the horse boats--a very small target.
+One barge was almost sunk, being suspended by her cables
+only, and the other gun was jerked out of its socket by the
+force of the explosion. It appears the bomb touched the
+edge of the horse boat and fell into the river, exploding under
+the water. The result was a deluge that heaved the gun out
+of its pedestal. Reports from Woolpress say he flew within
+thirty yards of the barges, which for a night performance was
+highly commendable. Fritz is a German. He had hard luck
+in not getting one gun at least. We contemplate painting in
+large letters on the roof of the Serai, our condolences over his
+bad luck. Tudway is busy towing the barge to the _Sumana_
+shelter where it is to be repaired.
+
+Cockie is a first-rate chess player, at least so he has
+repeatedly informed us. He knows the whole history of Ruy
+Lopez even to his private affairs, and can at any stage of any
+game tell you the exact measurement of the sphere for evil of
+any piece on the board. He does not finger his piece and
+wave it in mid-air before moving as do smaller fry at the game.
+Neither does he hesitate for four minutes ever. Attacks,
+counter-attacks, demonstrations, feints, holding and flanking--he
+is an artist at them all. At every exchange he gets an
+advantage in pieces--_or position_. "Position," he assures us,
+"is the all in all." He can even nominate the moves without
+looking at the board. In short, if he did not invariably get
+beaten, he would be a perfect player, and even Lasker would
+have to look out. Square-Peg once brilliantly remarked that
+this tendency to get beaten was the tragedy of it all, but with
+infinitely more tact, at least to my mind, I added that Cockie
+was merely a great player and not infallible; in other words,
+that there were limitations in us all. This Cockie said he
+denied. And I agreed.
+
+That may seem illogical. But it was necessary. If to
+beat Cockie is a misdemeanour, then to allude to the fact is
+certainly a crime--in his eyes. Besides, he isn't invariably
+beaten, as I have said. That was a mis-statement. For
+when he has made a bad slip or, let us say, paid too big a price
+for "position," such as losing his queen for a bishop or maybe
+a pawn, he frequently goes very red in the face and knocks
+all the pieces from the board on to the floor, which shows he
+has the foreseeing eye, a faculty absolutely necessary to a
+first-rate chess player. Maeterlinck, we are told, has the seeing
+eye. How much greater, then, is Cockie, who has the foreseeing
+eye? If, thinks Cockie, it is not always the province
+of man to anticipate disaster, he can at least forestall it.
+
+"I had the game on my head," Cockie usually bursts out
+as he sweeps the board. "And it wasn't lost either, don't
+forget--but the interest in it had all gone."
+
+He did the same the first time he played me when he
+showed me a new opening--about three moves. He got a
+piece or two ahead, when after an hour or so I evened things
+up. Then he made his invariable slip, and before one could
+strike a match Cockie had the board clean as a skating rink,
+remarking hotly, "When I play against myself I'm always
+beaten."
+
+"Thank your God, Cockie," I retorted, "then you admit
+some one can beat you." Which remark somehow or other
+he didn't appreciate.
+
+However, since then I'm more awake, and when, which is
+not often, I bag his queen, or when, which is very often, he
+makes a slip, my arms are around the board before you could
+smile. It's the only way to keep the men on. If we were in
+America I should practise "getting the drop on him with a
+Colt's revolver" at each crisis.
+
+Poor Square-Peg came to me in trouble on this point
+the other day.
+
+"We have to be thankful, S.-P.," said I, "that Cockie has
+not yet commented on our morality."
+
+"But it's coming. He's saving it up. I'm sure of it.
+Why, this morning I had a certain mate in two moves, but my
+dread of what he would say in another explosion was such
+that I thought it necessary to extend the check to six times
+before finally checkmating him. It was a hard job and
+might have cost me the game. But then, since that last show,
+my nerves are none too good."
+
+"Well, you got off lightly! I heard him merely knock
+his chair over and say that your playing was only better than
+mine. Did he not?"
+
+"Yes! he's a blank, ten to one."
+
+Whereat we both laughed as only subalterns can. At
+this point Cockie, who wanted my field-glasses, looked in at
+the mess. Now, if one thing annoys him more than another
+it is to see two people laughing and not to be in the joke. He
+always presumes he is in it. This time he was correct.
+Turning to me venomously Cockie said, "I suppose you'd
+like a game?"
+
+"Rather not, thanks awfully, I might get beaten."
+
+Cockie snorted in disgust, and I had to give him a last
+cigarette I had just made for myself.
+
+"The truth is, Cockie, that Square-Peg and I are hopelessly
+deficient in this chess business, and we have to fluke to
+win as they say in 'pills.' That churns you up and you can't
+see the pieces, and consequently move the wrong one. Don't
+swear. I've a proposition. 'Nellie' is coming to lunch and
+will give you a game. He's very hot stuff."
+
+So it was settled. Square-Peg and I made our plans and
+fixed it all right with Nellie, who tries to be a very dignified
+and silent person of the cutting variety, and dislikes Cockie.
+
+After our lunch of stewed horse and horse-beans and rice
+the game began. After a few moves Cockie had a slight
+advantage, and I took this opportunity to whisper to him that
+Nellie had a weak heart and it was dangerous to shout at him.
+Cockie nodded approvingly and the game went on. Half an
+hour later Cockie lost a bishop which he could only retrieve
+by uncovering check.
+
+His face went red and he took a breath. "Don't forget,"
+I sang out, and I and S.-P. each seized a glass of water and an
+almost empty rum bottle for any emergency.
+
+Cockie glared at me in a cannibalistic fashion, and eyeing
+Nellie carefully the while, addressed some superlatives to us,
+saying that the interruption had spoilt his move. Nellie sat
+with steady countenance while I replied that the interruption
+came after the move. But Cockie played brilliantly and
+recovered a piece, whereupon he got quite genial and addressed
+conciliatory remarks to me.
+
+Twice Cockie forced exchanges, and as in both instances
+he got "position," which means that he was a pawn to the
+bad each time, we quietly stood up with the water in a first-aid
+attitude. But Cockie was playing as he never played
+before, and was nodding his head in a queer way. I thought
+he was so blind with annoyance that he was counting the
+pieces, but Square-Peg assured me that his engine had got
+hot and was running free. Cockie went on serenely for about
+another half-hour when, after a pause of several minutes, he
+suddenly discovered himself to be mated, for Nellie had said
+only the word "check" and now added "mate" in the most
+matter-of-fact voice.
+
+"Damned fluke," screamed Cockie, forgetting himself,
+and springing up he banged the chessboard down fiercely on
+the table with an awful smash.
+
+Poor Nellie gasped and said "Oh-o-o-o," and apparently
+stopped breathing and reeled in his chair. Not having brandy
+we gave him the last of Cockie's rum, which he managed to
+negotiate, and then, as usually happens, felt better. We three
+preserved a frigid silence towards Cockie, who said he was
+damned if he knew what was the use of people on service
+with weak hearts, and then strode off, Nellie in the meantime
+pulling hard at the bottle for an extra drip or so. How we
+laughed. For Cockie was really scared. It's not the sort of
+story to make you popular if it gets about--wilfully startling
+a fellow to death with a weak heart merely for beating you in
+a game of chess.
+
+Later on Square-Peg and I joined Cockie on the observation
+post and a battle royal ensued.
+
+"I tell you," said Cockie to me, "it's fearfully difficult
+to give the whole of one's attention to the game when one is
+playing an absolute novice. So things are missed. But if
+you will back me for five rupees against Square-Peg to win
+ten games out of ten I'll do it, you see. That will supply the
+interest."
+
+I complied at once, offering one game in, which he proudly
+refused. With a vicious jab to Cockie to please remember it
+was "my money and not his" that was concerned, and to
+have no nonsense, he grew demonstrative, and I fled to pay a
+visit to Tudway on the _Sumana_.
+
+"I tell you I can't lose," he had said. When I returned
+to the mess, there I found Square-Peg, who announced that he
+had left Cockie in a fury, he having lost the first three games.
+I insisted on Square-Peg's taking the five dibs. It appears
+that during the first game Fritz passed him and said "Good
+afternoon," to which interruption Cockie stormily attributed
+his subsequent beating....
+
+_Later._--This very morning the other half of the shell that
+crashed outside my doorway (there isn't a door) went through
+the roof of Cockie's bedroom and simply smashed most things in
+it. A foot of _débris_ from the roof lay on the floor. It was lucky
+for Cockie that he was on duty. And luckier for me that I
+did not accept Cockie's many invitations to share his room.
+Only yesterday he asked me again to do so. But Cockie
+generally has two or more rounds with Curra Mirali and
+pursues him round the yard, leaving the door open--every
+morning about 6 a.m. when I am doing my best to have one
+other dream.
+
+To-night after dinner Fritz, Cockie, Square-Peg, and I
+discussed the proposition that the hole a shell makes is the
+safest place, as no two shells ever fall in exactly the same spot.
+One recalled that very good Tommy story from France when,
+on being asked why he hadn't taken cover in a Jack Johnson
+crater as he had been ordered, replied, "Unsafe, sir. I'd
+rather try another spot and chance it."
+
+"But you know that the same gun never shoots into
+exactly the same spot twice?"
+
+"Yes, sir. But another gun might."
+
+Fritz and I upheld the theory of probabilities as being
+against a second shell getting into Cockie's room. For that
+meant a very precise elevation just clearing the back houses
+and wall, and meant also the range to a foot or it would
+get the yard.
+
+Cockie and Square-Peg, on the contrary, held that because
+one shell has got there and so proved that a shell _can_ get there,
+another might get there also. I remember painfully suggesting
+that Cockie ought not to sleep in the room if he thought that
+another shell might come in, especially as he had no doubt
+offended the gods over the Nellie incident. This is altogether
+an extraordinary affair and I am recording it in detail.
+Well, Cockie went to bed, taking the precaution from my
+incident of the morning to sleep with his head to the door
+instead of his feet. We were half undressed when the
+bombardment reopened. It became so hot that we all took
+shelter in the mess, the safest place. Indeed the back wall
+was stopping dozens of them. Later it slackened and we
+went to bed, whereon it gradually increased. After I had
+tossed restlessly for half an hour it exceeded the limit, and the
+plaster and dust were being flung through the doorway of my
+bedroom. On my way down I inspected the whole of the wall
+and found the roof all around pulverized. Five minutes
+later Square-Peg and I were smoking half undressed in the
+mess when the stunning noise of a splitting crash seemed to
+burst the world in halves. _Débris_ came into the mess. We
+thought the shell had entered the tiny yard, but Cockie's voice
+in unearthly yells quickly disillusioned us.
+
+I shot into the room, which was stifling with fumes and dense
+yellow gas and smoke. The lamp went out. I told Square-Peg
+to fetch a doctor and tried to strike a light, but nothing
+would burn in the thick fumes. I felt for the ruined bed and
+managed to get him out of the room into the mess. There
+was a nasty deep gash over the tendon of Achilles, but no
+bones were broken, although the ligaments were gone and it
+was bleeding freely, so I applied a first field dressing, as I had
+so often done in France, and assured him it was not at all
+serious and that now he was sure to get downstream. Nevertheless
+poor Cockie's many nerves had been badly shaken.
+Fritz came and said:
+
+"Let me see. That's good--no bones. Bleeding stopped.
+Move your foot. Nothing much really. Where else?"
+
+After a fresh spasm Cockie complained that his back seemed
+cut in two, and this proved a nasty bruise, although the skin
+wasn't gone. It was a black bruise, and he must have
+got a pretty hefty knock from a piece of the bed. How
+he escaped goodness knows. The room was two feet deep
+in rubbish--topees, uniforms, cameras, bed, everything was
+wrecked.
+
+We got him to the hospital, and on the way he invented
+extraordinary futures for each of the stretcher bearers.
+
+Arrived at the hospital I am afraid the whole place was
+awakened, and some poor fellows whose dying was only a
+matter of hours or days turned from their fitful sleep on the
+ground floor to ask who was hit.
+
+He wanted me to sit up with him, but General Smith
+insisted that I went back to bed, assuring me I was far too
+ill, and he kindly gave me an excellent cigarette.
+
+Cockie is intrepid under fire even to the point of recklessness,
+but is also of the kind that feels pain tremendously.
+It is, I suppose, a matter of temperament and nerves.
+
+This has released me from the river-front and I succeed to
+the command of the ammunition column, and am now running
+our mess.
+
+Tudway, Square-Peg, and I are now alone here. We have
+a little potato meal and rice, and I have procured a tin of
+jam. I could not have two more generous companions with
+whom to share our last food.
+
+_March 23rd._--The servants won't sleep in that part of
+the building where the shells came, so we have vacated a
+room for them, and Square-Peg and I have moved below into
+the basement.
+
+I saw Cockie this morning and heard him from afar.
+
+Near him is an officer lying very still and white and quiet
+with his whole leg shattered, silent with the paralysis of extreme
+pain.
+
+I assisted Cockie with letters and other things, and got away
+as quickly as I could, as I felt this other sufferer wanted silence.
+
+_March 24th._--Some shells fell in the town during the night,
+and once again the horses got it badly.
+
+The 4·7-inch gun which was bombed by the plane is now
+under-water, as the river has risen five feet, the highest level
+during the siege.
+
+It is a clear, beautiful day and appreciably warmer. Already
+the flies are dreadful and swarm everywhere in billions. The
+Kut fly is a pronounced cannibal.
+
+I walked through the palm woods to the 4-inch guns,
+where I found Parsnip alone in his glory. There he has been
+the whole siege with a very comfortable tent under the
+trees, and his only job is to repeat orders from the telephone
+to his two antediluvian guns. As a field gunner I am not
+enamoured of his monotonous and stationary job. Parsnip
+is a subaltern also and has two characteristics. In playing
+chess he seizes the pieces by the head, and after describing
+an artistic parabola, sets them down. He is a Radical, as you
+would expect of any fellow so handling a pawn, let alone a
+queen. His second claim to notoriety is said to be as author of
+a future publication entitled, "Important People I intend to
+meet." As a hobby he kills mosquitos with a horse flick.
+
+For over an hour beneath those biblical palms Parsnip,
+or Pas Nip, and I stood by his guns and smoked and looked
+out over the darkening plain where shadow chased shadow
+under the capricious moon, and where, like will o' the wisps
+of an extravagant dream, tiny flashes tempted us still to hope
+on. For what? Well, there were the flashes. They were
+the flashes of our guns. And I longed for tobacco and wine.
+Parsnip, on the contrary, was a married man!
+
+_March 25th._--This morning I had a thorough inspection
+of the horse and wagon lines and inspected shelters previous
+to my visit to headquarters to report on ammunition. Orders
+are out for all ranks to prepare to receive heavy bombardment.
+I am having the ammunition shelter even further reinforced
+against shell or bomb. The present scheme is to have two
+thick roofs each topped by kerosene tins packed close and filled
+with soil. One of these shelters will explode the shell or bomb,
+and the other receive the burst. The horse-lines have been
+changed and pits dug for all drivers and detachments and
+traversed for possible enfilade bursts. The men are working
+on a shelter for our basement room with tins of earth piled up.
+Tins are fearfully scarce, as hundreds have been requisitioned
+for the defence of H.M.S. _Sumana_ and other things. We have,
+we believe, sheltered the probable zones with what tins we
+have. Thus the doorway and window are unprotected because
+the upper back room would stop all except howitzer fire, and
+the enemy's howitzer is south of Kut. Similarly to prevent
+a lucky shell bursting through the wall of the first-floor room
+and roof of our present one, we have had three rows of tins--all
+we could get--arranged in front of the wall upstairs. I
+have calculated that any burst entering higher than this
+would get the opposite upstairs wall and pass out into the
+street.
+
+Tudway and Square-Peg have accused me of being cold-blooded
+over the affair. But I intended to be nothing if
+not practical, and the next morning discovered that any shell
+of average intentions, in fact one falling ten feet shorter than
+the very one that had plugged into my bedroom wall up above,
+would have no difficulty in going through the mess roof and
+so through the mess cupboard--a large receptacle into the
+wall--into our so-called impregnable bedroom which was to
+be the emergency shelter for all hands. My bed was just
+beyond the cupboard the other side of the three-foot wall.
+So this evening when Tudway went to the cupboard for the
+jam and meat and bread he found a solid wall of tins filled
+with earth. This he considered a master-stroke. The
+provisions, as he explained, would have been directly in the
+line of fire!
+
+Moreover, I have had removed a score or two of loose
+bricks which were wedged in the best Damocletian style between
+the joists and the ceiling. For last night I dreamed one
+fell on my head. Why my head is always in the line of trouble
+I can't say.
+
+Talking of dreams, that is the second nasty one in a few
+days. The previous time I dreamed I was being hung.
+That was probably due to a button that I had sewn on to the
+neck of my pyjama jacket by the uncertain light of dubbin oil!
+
+_10 p.m._--There is heavy and continuous firing downstream.
+I respectfully suggest a variation of Watts's "Hope"--that
+popular picture. A junior sub asleep in a barricaded corner
+of a room in Kut beside a four-ounce slice of bread, listening
+in his dreams to distant guns.
+
+I must now make one of the most important entries of
+the whole siege. General Smith gave me a _Punch_. I mean
+that having finished with a copy of _Punch_, sent to him by
+aeroplane, he has passed it on to me.
+
+Shakespeare, Thackeray, and Punch. In the flesh, what
+friends those three would have been!
+
+"If," writes an unborn Teufeldrockh, "I were not a
+German, I would like to be Punch."
+
+"If," replies Punch, with a dignified bow, "you were not
+a German, you could aspire."
+
+For what duellist but that great English gentleman Punch
+has the seeing eye, the delicate wrist, the merciful smile?
+
+_March 26th._--I am in Indian khaki again, for summer has
+come to Kut. It is even getting unpleasantly warm.
+
+The massaging has decreased the rheumatics if anything,
+although I am very much weaker and can't walk 400 yards
+without getting blown. It is worth while to avoid the chaff
+bread, and I stick to an occasional egg and rice-husk and soup.
+
+How fit I was when I started on this front! Square-Peg
+was seedy yesterday and in pain. I gave him some essence
+of ginger tabloids, and later on opium, which relieved him
+somewhat.
+
+It is rumoured that the 6-inch guns from home have at
+last reached Gorringe. The enemy is now completely outclassed
+in artillery.
+
+Tudway took me with him on board the _Sumana_ to see
+the effects of the recent bombardment. By a miracle one
+shell missed the main steam-pipes and carried away part of
+the bridge and cabin and funnel. Tudway is a keen officer,
+and has all the delightful insouciance of his service. We went
+over the whole boat and the barges. He was all on the alert,
+in his quiet way, to gather any suggestions for further protecting
+his alumnus. We sat in his dismantled cabin and talked
+of the sea, or rather he did, and I mentally annotated him
+with my own dreams. The sea, the sea, so vast, so great, so
+deep, so far away! As the hart panteth after the water-brooks
+so pant we Englishmen after thee, O Sea, even after
+thee, wild and lonely as thou art, and after thy waters briny
+as tears. Mighty, untamed, eternal! We, thy children, love
+thee. Alone, thou art free!
+
+Turkish snipers followed us up, and we had to run the
+gauntlet on the way to the shore over the waters of the flood.
+I bought three small fish yesterday here, but some one's native
+servant was killed last evening by a stray shell while fishing,
+so for the future it's all off. On one occasion, Tudway and I
+tried to net some, but both the Turks and the fish were
+against us.
+
+This siege is a perfect device for leaving a man to his own
+plaguings. A book is now almost as great a luxury as bread.
+I am even driven to re-robing and criticizing some of our
+early endeared legacies. Let us begin with the poet's notion
+of service--admittedly of a bygone day.
+
+ _The Soldier's Dream._
+
+ By the other Campbell.
+
+ _Our bugles sang truce for the night-cloud had lowered--_
+
+ Delightful arrangement that, one must admit. A
+ truce is, after all, more fun than a night attack. And
+ perhaps the cloud was a big one and it looked like rain!
+
+ _And the Sentinel stars set their watch in the sky--_
+
+ Much better! But that does away with the rain theory.
+
+ _And thousands had sunk on the ground overpowered--_
+
+ Bad-fitting word. Sounds like avoirdupois. But it
+ must have referred to gas fumes, otherwise the line
+ certainly reflects on the condition of the men. This
+ climate could be called "overpowering."
+
+ _The weary to sleep and the wounded to die--_
+
+ That scouts the gas theory! As a matter of fact it's
+ the last thing the weary have a chance to do, and the
+ wounded certainly take weeks to die. Look at Cockie!
+
+ _While reposing one night on my pallet of straw--_
+
+ Fancy Tommy "reposing"! Campbell, may I inform
+ you that Thomas neither poses nor reposes, which
+ suggests the soft, rounded limbs of a Grecian maiden on
+ a bed of rose-leaves. Tommy likes his mouth open, and
+ often prefers to lie on his stomach with his legs wide
+ apart. Reposing! My hat! What an awful swank
+ the man was with his knocking off work because of the
+ night-cloud, and what with his reposing on a pallet of
+ straw. Why he didn't go in for a convertible four-legged
+ wheelbarrow bedstead puzzles me. Tommy lies on the
+ "good 'ole dirt" if it's hot, and otherwise screws himself
+ up into his blanket, head and all. I hear Graoul asking
+ his pal, "O, Halgie, koindly porse erlong may pallet
+ hof straarw hat wance."
+
+ "Roight yer hare! 'Ere, Toenails, pallit-er strore is
+ forwerd--hand the quilt halso."
+
+ _At the dead of night a sweet vision I saw,
+ And thrice ere the morning I dreamed it again--_
+
+ Kindly eliminate "dreamed" and substitute "saw,"
+ then re-read it. Don't laugh! Why shouldn't he
+ "see" it the second and even the third time also?
+ Tommy sees lots of things--at times.
+
+ _I dreamed from the battlefield's dreadful array
+ Far, far, I had roamed on a desolate track.
+ It was springtime and summer arose on the way--
+ To the home of my fathers that welcomed me back--_
+
+ Tommy wouldn't dream of dreaming such a thing.
+ As for the "home of my fathers," the shape of the idea
+ would give him a fit. "Bit o' skirt more like it."
+
+ _Stay, stay with us, thou art weary and worn;
+ And fain was the war beaten soldier to stay--
+ But sorrow returned with the dawning of morn
+ And the voice in my dreaming ear melted away--_
+
+ "D'ye 'ear this, Spud?" says Tommy Toenails.
+ "The voice in 'is dreeamin' hear melted."
+
+ "Bit o' wax, more like," says Spud.
+
+ "I say a flea an' charnce it," adds Tooting Tom.
+
+ "Hand," says Spud, "wen 'e hawoke 'e got anuther
+ stomikful o' sorrer. Marrid man, too. Gawd 'elp 'im."
+
+ We pass on. Let us take that dear little hymn lots
+ of us learned at our mother's knee--
+
+ "_There is a green hill far away
+ Without a city wall._"
+
+ How I used to wonder what a green hill could possibly
+ want _with_ a city wall. Ah! the dear doubts of childhood!
+ I shall be told that "without" meant "beyond."
+ Another doubt was about "Llewellyn and his
+ Dog." How the siege has helped us to join hands with
+ childhood once more. Surely I haven't thought of
+ the lines for many years. They run--
+
+ "_The gallant hound the wolf had slain,
+ To save Llewellyn's heir._"
+
+ I remember we had to write a composition on the
+ poem, and having decided that it was the wolf that had
+ killed the hound--just as one says, "The scanty bone
+ the beggar picked"--I had to square matters so as to
+ explain how the hound died a second time at the hands
+ of Llewellyn. It's all misty now, but I at least remember
+ propounding the theory that the Welsh chieftain, in his
+ terror, must have mistaken the wolf for the hound, and
+ consequently did _him_ in for murdering the lost child.
+ It was this incident, I believe, that induced my parents
+ to select for me a career at the Bar.
+
+ That incident recalls another one later on. At school
+ we had a delightful master who hated using chalk. He
+ informed us that we were to write an essay on--
+
+ "_Beneath the rule of men entirely great
+ The pen is mightier than the sword._"
+
+ One promising fellow misheard the last word as
+ "saw." He was rather an authority on saws, and treated
+ us to a delightful treatise on saws in general, band-saws,
+ hand-saws, rip-saws, fret-saws, and circular saws. As
+ far as I remember, the drift of his argument was that
+ a pen could merely write, whereas a saw could cut a
+ piece of wood.
+
+ Once more, "Eheu! _Fugaces postumi----_"
+
+ I wonder where that lad is now. I should think he
+ must be a large saw-miller somewhere--possibly asleep
+ on a "pallet of straw" in France, and seeing "visions"
+ of his beloved saws. Why not! God bless him. I've
+ forgotten his name and even what he was like.
+
+Well, well, these frivolities must come to an end for
+it's ten o'clock. I had intended to set out more details of
+our starvation methods, but we talk enough of it and I'm
+sick of the subject. Besides, what is happiness but a big
+digression?
+
+_March 27th._--The day's bulletin is that the Churches in
+England are praying for us. How we hope they pray hard.
+There is, we understand, to be a last forward movement of all
+arms to the relief of Kut. The position down below seems to
+have developed into something like that in France, as the
+Turkish forces are dug deep and well flanked with impassable
+swamps. It is difficult to force such a position against the
+clock, but we easily outnumber the enemy, so it is said, and
+then our heavy guns may do a great deal.
+
+The water of the floods is now all over the _maidan_ around
+our old first line, in fact in front of our present first line is a
+great lake some feet deep, and possibly eight feet above the
+dry base of our trench. The large _bund_ or wall we have made
+is excellent. The enemy has had to withdraw still further back,
+and in places he is 1500 yards off. In this way the floods
+have saved us. There is little chance of an attack through the
+water. It may be doubted whether our men could have stood
+the strain in their present condition if the enemy had maintained
+his original proximity of from 50 to 150 yards. I
+remember a listening post at C Redoubt something like ten
+yards from the first line of the enemy.
+
+Over the river all around Woolpress and beyond, and also
+reaching southward, are shining sheets of water with ever-diminishing
+green patches between. During the last flood of
+a few days back the water percolated into Woolpress, which,
+of course, is on the bank of the river, and wrought great
+havoc in the trenches and among the men there.
+
+It must be an awfully lonely and desolated existence over
+there at Woolpress, a siege within a siege. The post is a
+mere sequence of mud houses, all adjoined, five yards or so
+from the water and forming a segment of a circle on the river
+about 250 yards frontage, its first line being the arc extending
+150 yards inland at its farthest. They have first and
+second line trenches, and barbed wire, and since the heavy
+floods, a _bund_. So that it is now practically an island. The
+Turkish lines reach all round it in larger arcs also resting on
+the river-bank. They have not even the chance of buying
+stores as we have, and never come over, nor is it permitted
+for any to cross. The communication is by motor-boat or
+almost always by the _Sumana_. Tudway has the nerve of
+Beelzebub, and delights most of all in his moonlight trips. It
+would, of course, be certain destruction for him to cross in
+the daytime. At the beginning of the siege there was telephonic
+communication, but the wire was rotten and broke
+continually. We have helio now, and some sort of understanding
+for emergency signalling by lights. Our river-front
+guns are all registered on the enemy's lines around the place,
+and on one or two occasions we have gone to gun-fire, thus
+preventing any Turkish reserves getting up. From this side
+of the river a section of the 82nd R.F.A.'s guns can enfilade
+the enemy's northern lines around Woolpress.
+
+We get news of the place by the drafts that now and then
+reinforce the post on relief. The story goes that the other
+day a party of Turks peered over their trenches and cried
+aloud to our Mussulman soldiers not to fight against their
+brother followers of Mahomet, but to go over to them who
+had plenty of food. This sort of thing had gone on quite a
+time when the officer on picket duty got about a dozen sepoys
+to fire a volley at the Turks just by way of exchanging compliments.
+The Turks replied, and general fire ensued. That
+highly intuitional body over here, Headquarters, believing that
+Woolpress was being attacked by all the spare Turks in the
+Ottoman Empire, gave our artillery enthusiastic orders, and
+Woolpress began to think they took some part in the siege
+after all, in fact that they belonged to us. And although it
+was a storm in a teapot, no doubt for those in the teapot it
+was highly interesting. It is even said that senior officers
+struggled out from beneath spider-webbed blankets where
+they had hoped to complete their hibernation until the siege
+was over, to see the reason for this turn of events. Woolpress
+are a gallant little band, no doubt, and there have been times
+when no insurance company on earth would have looked twice
+at any one of them, although a philanthropic society might
+have stretched a point for those certified able to swim; for a
+red Turkish crescent ringed them in and grew ever closer to
+them, and once the river took sides and offered to drown them.
+But that was months ago.
+
+Woolpress, too, has its advantages. They have been
+practically never shelled and rarely bombed. On the contrary,
+when we are getting bombarded or any particular show is on,
+they all take front seats on their river-bank in absolute security
+and observe our emotions. I well remember that gala day
+of March 1st, when enemy guns of both sides took part in that
+very well conducted "command matinée" performance for the
+entertainment of the gods. The whole crowd of Woolpress
+was seated early, orchestral stalls for field officers, subalterns
+in specially erected boxes, and the rank and file everywhere
+else. I was, of course, very much on the stage, being stuck up
+there shooting my guns, while the Turks cut patterns round
+me with all the artistry of Turkish artillery. The heavy
+gunners on the observation post farther along, that well-battered
+remnant that is the despair of the Sultan's artillery
+observers, also attracted considerable attention from an
+audience particularly sporting. I felt that the Woolpressers
+were making and taking huge bets as to what time my wee
+sandbag arrangement with contents would go by the board.
+Opera glasses were there by the dozen. But Jove, Trenchion,
+and Shraptune, the sporting gods that had decreed the performance,
+naturally objected to such small fry sharing the
+entertainment, and sent Fritz along with bombs. This
+considerably thinned the box plan, from which many
+adjourned for afternoon tea, while those more deeply in debt
+remained taking still larger bets on their own immediate
+existence.
+
+This is my birthday. We have raised a small quantity of
+rum with which we three shall notch the year to-night. Why
+doesn't one feel older? Life lies immediately behind us like
+the wake of a ship, but _we_ don't change--only the distance
+behind us changes (and a few of us are a stone lighter!).
+
+9.30 _p.m._--I returned from my round with a copy of _The
+Field_ from General Smith. There was an excellent article on
+Pan-Germanism, and another that brought to Kut the brown
+wintry heather, the smell of the peat streams, the pheasants,
+and the free rolling moors of Yorkshire. And that led me to
+contrast the present flooded aspect of this dreary stretch of
+God's ancient mud with the frilled hedges and those gay wild
+banners of English springtime.
+
+Speaking for myself on this my thirtieth birthday, I never
+felt so restful and free from the gnawings of ambition. For
+better fellows have fallen, and promising careers have closed,
+and disastrous ones terminated before amends could be made;
+while I have lots of credit in hand, for I have had many lucky
+narrow shaves.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+THE LAST DAYS OF KUT--SICKNESS--DEATH--SURRENDER
+
+
+_March 28th._--It is a quiet day. On the right bank
+there is some movement of the enemy downstream.
+Convoys of camels and mules trekked from Shamrun
+camp over the Shat-el-hai to the Turkish depôts below.
+
+We are all eagerly awaiting news of our preparation for
+the big show, and there is much debating as to what would be
+the best plan of attack.
+
+_3 p.m._--There is considerable Turkish activity all around,
+and reinforcements are probably being pushed down below,
+for the enemy knows quite well that we are on our last legs
+and that a big attempt will be made to relieve us.
+
+The river is gradually falling, and one 4·7 has been towed
+back into position, but the other is still under-water.
+
+A bombardment is proceeding downstream, probably the
+shelling of Sunaiyat, the formidable position of the enemy on
+the left bank, a series of trenches on a tiny front of 400 yards
+between a marsh and a river. In this position the enemy is
+so deep down and has such excellent cover that the place has
+so far baffled every attempt to take it. Not the least difficulty
+is that the intervening ground, which every storming party
+must cross, is wet as a bog. This has, of course, been worked
+by the Turks. On the right bank Gorringe seems to have
+pushed on almost level of Sunaiyat, and, with a little more
+success, enfilade of the Sunaiyat position should be possible.
+
+According to rumour, the plan of attack roughly may be
+as follows:--
+
+One division will probably have the task of holding Sunaiyat
+forces while the other two divisions push up through Beit
+Aessa, whence our 6-inch guns should enfilade the Sunaiyat
+position. The line of advance would probably make for
+Dujaila Redoubt which would be taken on by our big guns
+and the bridge at O destroyed to prevent escape of the enemy
+to other bank. One division would then have a large part
+of the Turkish force hemmed in on the Essin ridge right bank,
+and the other division crossing into Kut by a bridge to be
+erected by us would swing around past the Fort to prevent
+the remaining enemy forces on the left bank from getting
+away. It will be either a dismal failure or brilliant success,
+and much at this belated hour must depend upon the floods.
+
+_March 29th._--A beautiful day and quite hot. We have
+been unmolested except for some shells on the Fort. I have
+finished "Septimus," by W. Locke. Septimus is a delightful
+chap, and would make much fun for us if he were here.
+
+Then we played chess, and I visited Pas Nip on my way
+around the trenches. He returned and lunched with us. I
+have managed to get a tin of gooseberry jam at ten rupees, one
+tin of milk twelve rupees, 1½ lbs. of atta for fifteen rupees.
+
+I held another inspection of the native drivers among
+whom scurvy has increased. They still refuse to eat horseflesh.
+
+Don Juan has turned from a dark black to a burned brown.
+That, possibly, is his way of turning grey! I gather him
+some grass every possible day.
+
+_March 30th._--It has been a day of the most perfect tranquillity,
+and as I couldn't sleep for this confounded backache
+I was up for the dawn. I climbed up to the observation post
+and looked around on a lovely earth. I mean it. The very
+wretchedness and misery of the floods, and the broken palm
+grove, and the disfigured earth, were all woven into the most
+bewitching harmony by sheets of silver and bars of golden
+sunlight. It was hard to realize it was a scene of war, that
+those receding terraces were trenches filled with armed Turks.
+I am beginning to think that, after all, the Garden of Eden
+could have been very beautiful--at any rate in the dawn,
+for then it is a country of long shadows and persuasive lights.
+This morning the drooping palm fronds patterned the water
+and the wide plain. There was gold and green in every patch
+of grass. As for the rest of the earth, it was all a wonderful
+and faithful mirror, for in the lucent waters of the ever-growing
+flood one saw the moving images of clouds and wild fowl.
+Down below there was not a breath, but high above a gentle
+breeze from the west caught some fleecy islets of the sky and
+washed them out into the great blue sea. To-night the
+geography of the sky has changed. There are no islets, there
+is no movement. But across the whole western quarter of
+the sky the clouds have formed an ethereal beach of white-ribbed
+sands that reach around the world, and form the shores
+of a wide dark ocean that is lit by flashing stars.
+
+To-night I should like to be Peter Pan in an obedient
+cutter and sail there far and wide. Jolly runs I could have,
+and how very easy to find my way about safely with all those
+splendid lights and beacons. And being Peter Pan I should
+know them all.
+
+An ominous buzz recalls me to things nearer at hand.
+The room has been invaded by mosquitoes. Already the flies
+are an abominable nuisance in the daytime, and cockroaches
+are plentiful.
+
+Last night the _Sumana_ was strafed again, and Tudway has
+been toiling all the evening at her defences.
+
+This morning I paid the men and did some office work, and
+brought the war diary up to date. After that I found time
+to try a longer walk around our first line, but felt too seedy to
+go into the Fort. I heard that the sickness is rapidly increasing,
+and the condition of the troops is so bad that the chief dread
+of the whole routine is the marching to and from the trenches.
+This being so, regiments are now allowed to remain out there
+permanently. In one Indian regiment man after man has
+simply sunk down in his tracks and died through want of food.
+And an extraordinary number of soldiers wretchedly ill won't
+report sick, partly through a horror of entering the crowded
+and unhappy hospitals, and also from a sense of duty. Among
+the men there is, of course, a good deal of ragging and
+general barracking about our not being relieved, but their
+spirit and patience and trust in their general is truly magnificent.
+No soldier, I truly believe, could wish for a more splendid
+loyalty from his rank and file than these men, the European
+troops, at any rate, feel and show in a hundred ways for their
+"Alphonse." They get little news but of disappointments,
+still they go about their duties with a step unsteady and painfully
+slow, and at every fresh misfortune they joke and smile.
+
+We miss very much all communication with the outside
+world. The generals get a few letters and papers by aeroplane,
+but no one else. The other day, however, our mess bombardier
+received one from an enterprising brother who directed the
+letter to General Townshend, and enclosed the letter to his
+brother inside. He tells me his brother is a seaman in a Royal
+Indian Mail boat, and is a very up-to-date sort of chap. I
+should just think so!
+
+_March 31st._--The weather has broken and once more the
+steady downpour has made Kut into a mild sort of Venice.
+We have no gondolas it is true, but if our _bund_ goes we can
+make shift with rafts.
+
+The _Sumana_ got badly shelled last evening. One shell
+went through the awning and crashed through the main stop-valve
+over the boiler, missing the funnel and boiler by an inch
+or two. That would have been irreparable. As it is things
+are quite serious with her. Great volumes of steam escaped,
+no doubt to the huge delight of the Turkish gunners. Great
+consternation prevailed at headquarters, and Tudway was
+immediately reminded---much to his disgust--of the "example
+set by Beresford on the Nile when he repaired his boiler under
+fire." Tudway is not the sort of fellow who needs any example.
+
+I went on board this morning and saw the damage done.
+The old boat has simply been shot through and through. We
+drew up a scheme for using shields of gun wagons spread out
+over the awning to lend additional protection. As we sprinted
+over the planks back to the shore, the Turks at Snipers' Nest
+were evidently waiting for us, and a hail of bullets flew by.
+We found cover by some millstones, and after a few minutes'
+rest took to our heels for the remaining stretch. We are hoping
+to get a valve up from below by aeroplane.
+
+Native rations, except for meal, have ceased altogether.
+This may induce them to eat horse. There is nothing against
+it now as they have the full permission of the Chief Mullahs
+in India. The horses are on 4 lbs. of bran and 12 lbs. of grass
+cut by fatigue parties off the _maidan_. It keeps them going,
+and that is all. The young animals are merely drawing on
+their constitution.
+
+I am deeply sorry to hear that poor Woods has gone. He
+was the subaltern I have mentioned before as having got the
+Military Cross for bravery at the Fort on December 24th, when
+he lost his arm. He was a jovial fellow, and a very good sort.
+We have had many a gossip together at the hospital. He died
+from jaundice. It is very, very unfortunate, as his arm was
+quite well, and he was back on light duty. The truth is our
+condition is so low that anything carries us off. We are all
+very glad he died happily.
+
+_April 1st._--A terrific thunderstorm swamped everything
+last night. The place was alive with electricity, and flashings
+kept me awake for hours.
+
+Most of our heavy bombardment trenches are full of water,
+and I have had fatigue parties on all day baling them out and
+shifting the horses.
+
+A rumour has it that the Russians are in the Pushtikus,
+the distant range just to the eastward. I consider this a
+pathetic rumour, and I'm more interested in what Shackleton
+is doing at the South Pole.
+
+To-night we had a meagre portion of fish which one of my
+drivers caught in the river. We pay him well and he buys
+atta for himself and his pals.
+
+Square-Peg sleeps most of the day, and represents the three
+of us in collecting a daily account of Cockie's doings. There
+is no one, I am given to understand, sorrier that Cockie was
+hit than General "G. B.," who happens to be next door
+to him. The hospital, I was yesterday informed by an inmate
+slow to anger and of great mercy, consists of two factions,
+those that do not love Cockie and those who can't hear him.
+I hope he doesn't mind my writing this. I have sent him fish
+and fowl, and for my pains he sent me back inquiries as to why
+I hadn't done so before. Bah! Cockie can be so rude if you
+don't always do sufficient homage--and then I'm so forgetful
+in these matters. Not a man in the garrison has risen to-day
+to an April fool's joke--not one!
+
+_April 2nd._--We tried some green weed or other the Sepoys
+gathered on the _maidan_. Boiled and eaten with a little salad
+oil that Tudway fished out from heaven knows where, it seemed
+quite palatable. After all, as he says, all we want is something
+of a gluey nature to keep our souls stuck on to us.
+
+A delightful little mess is ours. There is none cheerier in
+Kut. Picture a long bare wooden table, the other end piled
+up with war diaries, books, papers, pipes, and empty bottles,
+revolvers and field-glasses, we three at this end. Tudway is
+much senior to me, but insists that I preside. So I have the
+camp armchair, and he the other, which has very short legs so
+that he often seems to be talking under the table. It has
+also paralysis in the right arm, so that it is necessary to be
+very careful in leaning that way. Now and then, usually once
+a night, Tudway forgets, or perhaps he likes doing it, for he
+simply bowls over sideways, and by dint of repeated practice
+can now do so while clutching at the bread or joint en route.
+Sometimes he does it in the middle of a sentence, which he
+nevertheless completes leisurely on the floor as becomes an
+imperturbable sailor.
+
+Square-Peg opposite has a high wooden chair, and is getting
+up a pose for the Woolsack, which I understand he will one
+day adorn.
+
+My position is strategically a difficult one, for the other two
+acting in conjunction can at a pinch remove the victuals beyond
+my reach towards the other end of the table, and my rum--when
+we do raise a peg--is in constant danger until consumed.
+Square-Peg, whose pseudonym has nothing whatever to do with
+a drink, is extraordinarily forgetful in this way at times, and
+has been known in the course of an excellent story to drink
+all my rum and half of Tudway's. But I've an excellent
+memory, and the next rum night--possibly weeks after--Square-Peg
+goes short.
+
+I am carver and taster, both useful functions in a siege.
+Tudway likes it thin, but with Square-Peg it is necessary to
+cut it thick. After the third helping Square-Peg has to carve
+for himself. We inaugurated that last week. If by accident
+the horse is extra tough, and Square-Peg gets splashed, he gets
+four helpings, but Tudway does not, for he can take cover
+under the table.
+
+As regards the vegetables, "Sparrow-grass" and potato
+meal _or_ beetroot and rice, I divide, and we all cut cards for
+first pick. There is always plenty of horse, but vegetables are
+a great delicacy. Tudway and I conspire to do Square-Peg
+out of his greens so as to keep him up to the scratch in procuring
+or in "pinching" vegetables from the garden of which he is
+C.O. It works admirably, and I am only sorry his small
+pockets necessitate his making several trips. On wet days
+we have "encore" in the vegetables, for then he wears a top
+coat with big pockets. He refuses to do so on fine days as
+he says it looks suspicious. If we have an issue of a spoonful
+of sugar I barter it for milk, and the date juice, when we get it,
+is measured out with a spoon.
+
+For pudding we have kabobs, fried flour and fat, two each,
+and we cut for choice. An excellent idea which we have lately
+followed is to get the fat off a horse--there is very little now,
+poor things--and render it into dripping, which is quite excellent.
+I have sometimes waited for hours to get this from
+the butchery. While we had sardines our bombardier produced
+a savoury with toast, but that is long ago. Instead we have
+coffee, which is mostly ground-up roots, plus liquorice powder,
+if you're not careful in buying. The date juice goes into the
+coffee, but Square-Peg complains that he can't "feel it that
+way," so he drinks his like a liqueur. I prefer bad tea, as the
+coffee is generally atrocious, but Tudway likes it for the sake
+of "the smell." I provide the tobacco out of the funds, and
+sometimes have been diligent enough to make cigarettes, which
+are better than those the Arabs make, by screwing up the paper
+like a lollipop, pouring the tobacco in and twisting the top end
+up. The latter cigarettes require great art in smoking. One
+has to lie back in one's chair and point the cigarette to the roof
+so as to prevent the baccy emptying out of the cigarette into
+one's coffee.
+
+This is the hour sacred to us. We exchange rumours or
+invent them. We pool all our gossip into a common heap
+which becomes the altar of another day's hope. We avoid all
+matters of misfortune or suffering. We have mutually and
+tacitly barred the subject of Home. But when the smoke
+cloud above the remains of our sorry banquet grows dense
+from the pipes of three excellent smokers, we lapse into
+silence, and see in the moving mists sweet fantasies far away.
+If we were Germans we would, I have no doubt, sing "Home,
+Sweet Home" in parts, and shake hands, and shed tears in
+unison. But we are merely Englishmen, and if anyone were
+to sing five notes of that song he would get slung out for making
+a brutal assault on our hearts. So instead we merely smoke on
+and on, and the jackals' chorus grows less and less as memories
+drift about among the wisps and wraiths of this strange fog-land.
+We are glad we are here. We have no tears to give,
+but although we know it not, in the heart of us each is a
+prayer.
+
+_April 3rd._--It is four months to-day since the Sixth
+Division on its last legs entered Kut-el-Amara, expecting relief
+to be here in three weeks, a month, possibly six weeks.
+
+Inscrutable are the ways of Allah!
+
+This afternoon a fierce thunderstorm broke over Kut, and
+hailstones larger than pigeons' eggs rattled upon us with the
+sharp music of musketry. One should be quite sufficient to
+knock a fellow out if it got him bare-headed. Afterwards it
+turned to rain, which we fear may delay the next battle for
+Kut. We hear that the enemy is making every effort to hold up
+the relieving force down below, or delay us, for the short time
+beyond which the garrison cannot now hold out.
+
+I am feeling very seedy again to-day, what with this
+enteritis and rheumatics and jaundice. So is Tudway, to
+whom I have given various opium pills and camphoradine.
+I am, however, lucky so far to have escaped the severe form
+of enteritis which many others have had. It is a deadly and
+horrible thing enough, accompanied by violent pains in the
+abdomen, and vomiting. To be sure I have had the former
+for so many weeks that I am used to it, and we often say we
+can scarcely remember the time when we hadn't these infernal
+pains. "A brandy flip, my dear fellow, is the one and only
+for it," our medical friend says, and smiles. Ho! for a brandy
+flip. In the Arctic circle the two seasons are light and dark,
+and in India dry and wet, and in Kut when one has stomach
+ache and when one hasn't.
+
+It is said that a certain cavalry regiment has at last
+unanimously rescinded the rule that it is bad form for any
+officer of the regiment not to be fit. Most of us have been put
+down for sick leave at once when the relief occurs. The India
+list is the most cheerful phrase one hears. Tudway has asked
+me to go downstream with him on the _Sumana_, and proposes
+a grand progression down to Basra and to pass H.M.S.
+_Clio_, his parent boat, when we get there. I am quite intoxicated
+with the notion. And truly the sight of the _Sumana_
+ripped and torn through and through by shell and bullet,
+with her shotted funnel and her smashed cabins and her
+twisted bridge, and her white ensign that soiled and tattered
+bunting, the finest flag in all the world, still fluttering in the
+stern--would be a sight for the gods. But then I've had
+nothing whatever to do with the _Sumana_, so I must prefer to
+be ashore. I see it all exactly, her grey dirty form with the
+black patches where shells have shifted her paint, and near
+the path of that Windy Lizzie that crashed through the bridge,
+the redoubtable countenance of our friend Tudway, the youthful
+commander and preserver of this eloquent trophy. The
+_Clio_, of course, salutes her diminutive sister, and ah, those
+terrible and honest cheers! An awful moment for Tudway I
+admit.... But at twelve o'clock that night he will have
+indigenous metamorphosis!
+
+"Tudway!" I exclaim, "you no longer have the inches
+of a god. Can't you stand up?"
+
+"Donsh wansh stansh up. If you'd hads many cockstailsh
+I've had couldn't either."
+
+Perhaps!
+
+_April 4th._--A heavy bombardment downstream continued
+for hours this morning. The rain has ceased and the soaken
+earth is steaming under a bright hot sun.
+
+Reports from the hospital are to the effect that Cockie's
+temperament "has increased, is increasing, and ought to be
+diminished." His delusions include a notion that he still
+commands the column. To dispel the latter delusion it is
+necessary for one to cancel quite a number of his orders.
+
+Dorking has evolved quite a number of literary ideas since
+my leaving the battery. He has read the letters of "Dorothy
+to Temple" which I recommended to him, and quite enjoyed
+them. In fact he says he would not have minded marrying
+Dorothy himself. Now I wonder what Dorothy would have
+had to say about Dorking--I wonder.
+
+I hear on very reliable authority that the plane, our own
+plane, dropped yesterday a packet which was supposed to be
+a stop-valve for the _Sumana_. The valve, however, went off
+on the _maidan_, and in fact proved to be a three-pound bomb.
+To-day another plane dropped another supposed valve which
+turned out to be a gear-box for an L boat.
+
+Very facetious of them, I'm sure, but Tudway calls it an
+indifferent joke.
+
+A mild artillery duel wound up the day's events.
+
+_April 5th._--To-day we have had a strenuous Shikar after
+food. We raised a half-pound of dirty dates which we boiled
+into jam; also two rupees worth of chupattis and hard,
+white, mealy flat-jacks--they are eight in number, a two-pound
+tin of barley which will make an exciting porridge.
+
+We visited the officers' hospital which is full again to overflowing
+with dysentery, jaundice, and malaria cases. The
+doctors have put me on diet of one egg and cup of milk daily,
+which commodities are only procurable on special certificates,
+and rarely. The mess bombardier draws these.
+
+"I 'ear, sir, that this 'ere milk is sometimes 'uman and
+sometimes donkey's. I 'ope as you won't drink it, sir."
+
+"To save one's life, bombardier, one may have to eat
+anything," I told him. Then I heard him in sad conference
+with the mess cook.
+
+"Gawd! It's 'ot 'uman milk, Bill. An' 'e ain't 'ad no
+milk for ages. It'll knock 'im hover like 'ot punch."
+
+"Wen you live in Kut," said Bill, "you 'ave to do az
+Gawd's hancient people do."
+
+_10 p.m._--Cheerful news at last! Early this morning
+Gorringe bombarded and smashed through the Turkish lines
+above Hannay, and five lines of trenches have been taken.
+He is consolidating his position before advancing on Essin.
+It does not seem clear on which bank this success was.
+
+At 8 p.m. this evening the heavy firing recommenced.
+Square-Peg and I restrained our enthusiasm by a long game of
+chess. The news has cheered up every one immeasurably.
+It is the most hopeful night for months.
+
+_April 6th._--Downstream a terrific bombardment went on
+intermittently for hours. We are on six ounces of bread
+to-day and are almost on to our emergency rations, which can
+be made to spin out for three days.
+
+The _Sumana_ is going over to Woolpress to bring over
+reliefs. I had arranged with Tudway to have a starlight
+excursion there and see something of these strangers, but
+headquarters disapproved.
+
+Green cress has been issued from the gardens, and every
+effort is made to save every crumb. The sick and those in
+hospital are worst off, as hospital comforts like cornflour and
+Mellins' Food have long since gone.
+
+It is a beautiful day, but the river came up during the
+night and beat all previous records of the siege by two inches.
+How very close the relieving force has driven things. Altogether
+the situation, as Punch said of the man dangling from
+the drag rope of a balloon, is most interesting.
+
+I have made inventories of ammunition and wagons, lines
+and horse-lines of the 6th D.A.C., as I am officially returned
+to my battery pending the relief of Kut. I hope to enter on
+the next page that the siege has been lifted.
+
+_April 7th._--There is a lull in the operations downstream.
+How we hate lulls. A lull is a divine leg-pull. The word
+"lull" has an odious sound!
+
+Gunner Graoul has returned to me from the battery
+apropos of my re-transfer to my original battery, and Amir
+Bux has returned to duty. There are a good many things to
+fix up in the ammunition column, so I am remaining in my
+comfortable billet here unless wanted for urgent duty at the
+battery--pending relief. I am so weak that my legs collapsed
+on the ladder, and I find a long staff better than a walking-stick.
+
+We killed one of our two emergency fowls, which we
+boiled, and I found the broth delicious. Graoul called it
+"'en brorth."
+
+The river has risen seriously and is now a good three feet
+deep all over the plain in front of the _bunds_. General Gorringe
+has had hard work to bund the river down below and has
+evidently met with flood difficulties already.
+
+There is an ominous whisper about a "wireless" which is
+not being made known.
+
+Other and wilder rumours, obviously untrue, are in quick
+circulation. The men, poor fellows, are keenly on edge for
+news. There are many merely remaining alive to hear that
+Kut is saved. They all know the end is now in sight and the
+coma of the past months is over. We are like restless bees in
+swarming time.
+
+_April 8th._--A quiet day! Some few shells wandered into
+the town and a steady stream of sniping indicated that the
+enemy had probably withdrawn many men for reinforcements
+downstream. Woolpress is a complete island. In fact a
+part of it had to be abandoned yesterday, and last night the
+_Sumana_ brought a large part of its garrison back. As a last
+resort one regiment will remain there to hold the Woolpress
+buildings only.
+
+From my old observation post to-day, which I climbed
+with great difficulty, I looked on a very changed scene. The
+whole country is a series of huge lakes with tiny green patches
+between. The enemy has had to abandon his lines around
+Woolpress. In front of our first line tiny waves on this tiny
+ocean lap against our preserving _bunds_. In fact, Kut is an
+island!
+
+_3 p.m._--Gorringe has wired to say "all's well." "Advance
+continues!"
+
+Once more with Micawber it is permitted to us to hope.
+
+_April 9th._--Shells, expletives, and suspense fell into Kut
+in unusual quantities. We are on the edge of a volcano.
+Who could keep a diary while sitting on the edge of a volcano?
+The gods, those humorous birds, have just flown over Kut on
+a tour of inspection. We can almost--as John Bright did not
+say--hear the _flapping_ of their wings.
+
+_April 10th._--Poor Don Juan has taken his last hedge!
+I have hitherto managed to extend his reprieve, but to-day
+the order came. I gathered him a last feed of grass myself.
+He salaamed most vigorously as I had taught him. The
+chargers have been kept to the last. His companions stood by
+him trembling as the quick shot despatched one after another.
+Not so he! now and then he stamped, but otherwise
+stood perfectly still. I asked the N.C.O. to be careful that
+his first bullet was effective and to tell me when it was over.
+I kissed Don on the cheek "good-bye." He turned to watch
+me go. Shortly after they brought me his black tail, as I
+asked for a souvenir. Strange as it may seem we ate his
+heart and kidneys for dinner, as they are now reserved for
+owners. I am sure he would have preferred that I, rather
+than another, should do so.
+
+He carried me faithfully, and died like a sahib. In the
+garrison I had no better friend. Being so he shall have this
+entry to himself.
+
+_April 11th._--Two paramount budgets of especial interest
+and importance reached us first thing this morning. One was
+that Cockie was annoyed with us for eating our own fowl, the
+other being from Sir Percy Lake to the effect that Gorringe
+cannot possibly be present here for the 15th, but will have
+great pleasure in doing so by the 21st instant. With the help
+of God and the strength derived from having eaten the hen, we
+hope to survive the first budget. To this end Square-Peg and
+Tudway and I immediately slaughtered the second hen and
+sent a polite message of this information to Cockie with a
+promise to reserve for him the head and feet. Tudway has
+been in shrieks of laughter all day, and mounted guard over
+the hen himself. To be sure I intended to reserve for him
+half of my portion, but the others voted this treachery, as
+they think Cockie has done very well lately with hospital
+rations of fish and eggs. Cockie still consumes slabs of horse,
+the size of a slab being about that of the ordinary Nelson's
+7_d._ edition.
+
+The news from Sir Percy Lake is serious enough. Our
+men are now dying by the score and their condition is reduced
+to the last degree, many being scarce able to walk. It is not
+merely rations that they require, but sick comforts.
+
+General Townshend has issued these communiqués to the
+troops--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Kut-el-Amara,
+April 10th, 1916.
+
+"The result of the attack of the Relief Force on the
+Turks entrenched in the Sannaiyat position is that the Relief
+Force has not as yet won its way through, but is entrenched
+close up to the Turks in places some 200 to 300 yards distant.
+General Gorringe wired me last night that he was consolidating
+his position, as close to the enemy's trenches as he can get,
+with the intention of attacking again. He had had some
+difficulty with the flood which he had remedied. I have no
+other details. However, you will see that I must not run
+any risk over the date calculated to which our rations would
+last, namely April 15th, as you will all understand well that
+digging means delay, though General Gorringe does not say
+so. I am compelled, therefore, to make an appeal to you all
+to make a determined effort to eke out our scanty means, so
+that I can hold out for certain till our comrades arrive, and I
+know I shall not appeal to you in vain.
+
+"I have, then, to reduce the rations to five ounces of meal
+for all ranks, British and Indian. In this way I can hold out
+till April 21st if it becomes necessary. I do not think it will
+become necessary, but it is my duty to take all precautions
+in my power. I am very sorry I can no longer favour the
+Indian soldiers in the matter of meal, but there is no possibility
+of doing so now. It must be remembered that there is plenty
+of horseflesh which they have been authorized by their religious
+leaders to eat.
+
+"In my communiqué to you on January 26th I told you
+that our duty stood out plain and simple: it was to stand here
+and hold up the Turkish advance on the Tigris, working heart
+and soul together; and I expressed the hope that we would make
+this defence to be remembered in history as a glorious one,
+and I asked you in this connection to remember the defence
+of Plevna, which was longer than that even of Ladysmith.
+
+"Well, you have nobly carried out your mission, you have
+nobly answered the trust and appeal I put to you. The whole
+British Empire, let me tell you, is ringing now with our defence
+of Kut. You will all be proud to say one day, 'I was one of
+the garrison of Kut,' and as for Plevna and Ladysmith, we
+have beaten them also. Whatever happens now, we have
+done our duty. In my report of the defence of this place,
+which has now been telegraphed to headquarters, I said that
+it was not possible in dispatches to mention every one, but I
+could safely say that every individual in this force had done
+his duty to his King and Country. I was absolutely calm
+and confident, as I told you on January 26th, of the ultimate
+result, and I am confident now, I ask you all, comrades of all
+ranks, British and Indian, to help me now in this food question."
+
+(Sd.) CHARLES TOWNSHEND,
+Major-General,
+Commanding the Garrison at Kut.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+This _communiqué_ is a breezy one! But we all know our
+General has a difficult task in communicating these repeated
+disappointments. The native troops are beginning to recall
+that the G.O.C. months ago passed his word for early relief.
+To a British Tommy this was what he calls "'opeful buck,"
+but to the Sepoy it is a promise.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Kut-el-Amara,
+April 11th, 1916.
+
+"General Sir Percy Lake, the Army Commander,
+wired me yesterday evening to say: 'There can be no doubt
+that Gorringe can in time force his way through to Kut. In
+consequence of yesterday's failure, however, it is certainly
+doubtful if he can reach you by April 15th.' This is in answer
+to a telegram from me yesterday morning to say that, as it
+appeared to me doubtful that General Gorringe would be
+here by the 15th, I had reluctantly still further reduced the
+rations so as to hold on till April 21st. I hope the Indian
+officers will help me now in my great need in using commonsense
+talk with the Indian soldiers to eat horseflesh, as the
+Arabs of the town are doing."
+
+(Sd.) CHARLES TOWNSHEND,
+Major-General,
+Commanding the Garrison at Kut.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_April 12th._--This entry I am making with my eyes almost
+shut. I have had a miraculously narrow shave, and got a
+nasty shock and contusion since the last entry. At about
+3 p.m. shells began to k-r-r-ump into the town, and the fire
+steadily thickened. I had just finished the war diary, and
+was sitting up on my bed restlessly awake with stomach pains,
+and Square-Peg was fast asleep by the other wall, when a high-velocity
+shell crashed into the room and burst. I was completely
+dazed by the concussion, which drove me against the
+wall. In fact, I was half stunned, as I was directly in line for
+the back-lash of the burst. I wasn't certain I wasn't hit, and
+my back felt queer. The room was so dark with dust and the
+dense yellow fumes that stank horribly that I couldn't see an
+inch. We were half smothered in _débris_. The walls and roof
+in part collapsed, letting fall dozens of bricks which had
+propped up some huge beams on the ceiling.
+
+Square-Peg, who was groping about, assured me he wasn't
+hit, and hurrahed when he heard I was alive. However, on
+trying to rise, I found myself partly paralysed in my back,
+my spine in severe pain, and I could hardly see at all. He
+helped me out of the yellow gases, for I couldn't walk alone.
+I lay down in the mess, and after drinking some water felt
+better. But I am horribly shaken and suffer acute pain in
+whatever position I lie. In fact, last night I couldn't sleep,
+for every movement awoke me.
+
+It proved to be a segment shell that had burst inside the
+room, and dozens of pieces were buried deep all round the
+walls and on the floor.
+
+There is no luck like good luck. Tudway says it was an
+intended punishment for the affair of the fowl, which, nevertheless,
+we ate completely.
+
+[Illustration: RECENT PHOTO OF AUTHOR'S LAST BILLET IN KUT
+(ABOVE LITTLE ARAB BOY). THE SHELL DEMOLISHED
+THE UPPER STORY.]
+
+We are sleeping in the mess until the wreckage is cleared
+up. Major Aylen, commanding the officers' hospital, visited
+me, and, although there is no incision, says there is a contusion
+over the spine from a blow. Either a brick must have hit me,
+or when I was flung violently back I struck the broken bed.
+I am writing this in bed.
+
+The shelling continued last evening until late, and began
+again early this morning. I have been severely shaken, and
+it was as much as I could manage, even with assistance, to
+get on the verandah to my old room to see how it was the
+shell got in. For a time I could find no sign of its entry, but
+in getting my servant to remove the tins of earth I saw the
+shell-hole. There was no doubt the two tins had been removed,
+and the culprit had replaced them after the shell came. We
+were terribly angry, and had the whole crowd of men-servants
+and bearers and orderlies up about it at once. The orders
+had been strict. I had myself made a practice of going around
+the place every morning. Yesterday morning they were all
+right. They all said they knew nothing of it, but this afternoon
+I discovered that a syce from the lines had gone up to the room
+for my saddlery about an hour before the affair and moved
+the tins. He was in the next room when the shell entered,
+and hastily replacing the tins, he bolted in fright. I threatened
+him with a court-martial for removing defences, etc., at which
+he got in an awful funk, so I let him go. He shifted them, he
+said, to look for a tin of saddle soap, which I don't believe, as
+the wooden frieze was missing. He probably had come after
+the firewood.
+
+In the night we had another thunderstorm. This will
+assist the floods, against which Gorringe is building at a
+fever rate.
+
+According to general opinion, the suspense now occasioned
+by this last news from Sir Percy Lake is the most severe trial
+of the siege. We are all rather glad than otherwise that the
+state of our rations must precipitate the crisis one way or the
+other soon. The casualties on our behalf are appalling. An
+extraordinary sequence of fortunate factors, such as the
+discovery of the mill, has enabled us to hold out months longer
+than ever we could have dreamed possible--and we are in as
+great a state of uncertainty as ever. It is true that we all
+try to avoid the selfish point of view of requiring Kut to be
+relieved at all costs. The military situation is the only one
+to be considered, and to that end every other consideration
+must be sacrificed. If it is necessary that Kut should be
+sacrificed to the military end, none of His Majesty's forces
+could be more ready for sacrifice than the Sixth Division.
+But when one thinks of the past months and the neglect to
+face the obvious military situation after Ctesiphon, one feels
+that the sufferings of the troops in Kut and the heavy loss of
+life downstream could easily have been avoided. There yet
+remains for us the hope that unnecessary as these sacrifices
+may have been, they will at least not have been made in vain.
+
+To a soldier war may be sheer fatalism, but to a general
+it should be snatching victory from the knees of the gods.
+
+_Later._--General Hoghton, commanding the 17th Brigade,
+entered hospital yesterday suffering from acute enteritis
+and dysentery. Early this morning, to the universal sorrow
+of the garrison, he died. It is said that the wild green
+grass stuff was partly the cause, and also abstinence from horseflesh,
+which a digestion ravaged by the siege could not stand.
+He was a most genial and kind general, and always cheerful.
+I saw quite a lot of him in the "fort" days. I was sorry to
+be unable to attend his funeral. A great number were
+present. There was no funeral party, but from the verandah
+I heard the piercing bugle notes of the soldier's requiem. The
+Last Post came thrilling and sharp from the silence of the
+palm grove, and was no doubt heard in the Turkish lines. A
+brave soldier in a soldier's grave, amidst a goodly number!
+
+_8 p.m._--It has been a cool, breezy day, and the floods have
+subsided one inch. We hope the heavy rains that fell in the
+night won't bring them up again.
+
+Tudway brought a rumour that good news had been
+received, but could not be published just yet. Has Sunnaiyat
+fallen? That is the question in every one's mouth. I have
+given my rations to the others and stuck to barley for two
+days. They aren't much to give, certainly--merely two small
+slices of bread. My shell-shock and bruise have affected my
+digestion, and all my nerves are in constant trembling, and
+my legs and arms jump and twitch.
+
+It is a damp evening, and although I have been up only
+three or four hours to-day I shall get back to bed presently.
+At any rate it is much better than being in hospital, and one
+can do minor duties. Tudway is an awful brick at his job,
+and he is very seedy indeed.
+
+A month or two ago three or four of men who were also
+at the siege of Ladysmith had a dinner. They say that the
+conditions there were infinitely less severe than they are here.
+There was only one hostile siege-gun that reached into the
+town; the hillsides and higher slopes were not under fire;
+they had some provisions, no floods, and their enemies did
+not include Arabs.
+
+_April 13th._--More rain! We hear that Gorringe is awaiting
+the arrival of another British division, the _seventh_ in number,
+according to rumour, that has come into this infernal problem.
+Even the Twenty-first April isn't so certain now, and that must
+be the last day. There is practically nothing to eat. However,
+we are prepared for anything. Even an order for the
+whole garrison to undergo a fasting cure for six weeks wouldn't
+startle us.
+
+The death of General Hoghton seems to have impressed
+every one with the ruthless passage of the God of the Siege.
+They are aware, a little more plainly than before, how undeviating
+is the course of that Relentless Spirit. Somehow one
+expects generals should be spared. Two others have recovered
+from sharp attacks of sickness, and one has been wounded.
+
+It has been said that the soldier becomes callous. It would
+be more true to say that he merely becomes indifferent. But
+an exceptional phase of death removes the blinds from many
+disused windows of his mind, and he sees all too well. Such
+an event is the loss of this kind-hearted general, and it has
+given to many a higher altitude in point of view. There is
+the point of view of the trench and dug-out, of the hospital, of
+the observation post, on a roof top. There is that of an
+aeroplane. There is the standpoint of the overhead stars that
+see us as a flashing sphere. Tommy does not borrow the
+vantage point of a god from way beyond the farthest star,
+the most distant sun, to behold the universe, that gaily lighted
+ship of destiny travelling forward through the Seas of Time.
+But he has at any rate reached very far. This morning I was
+visited by some of my old section at the battery, and talked a
+time to the men, and I gave them some Arab tobacco. I find
+they have thought a good deal about things in general, and
+one was induced, to the amusement of the others, to give us
+what he considered a "bird's hye view" of our immediate
+future, which certainly didn't seem too bright. He saw Kut,
+a tiny spot under famine and fire, completely surrounded by
+hordes of the enemy, beyond them the menacing waters and
+fatal floods, beyond the floods the God-forsaken country of
+murderous Arabs,--and beyond that great and stretching continents
+of desert reaching thousands of miles away and ending
+in those strangely silent and unknown shores or losing themselves
+in the heart of Asia.
+
+But fortune has smiled on us quite a deal, too. We found
+the grain stores at Woolpress, and the Flying Corps rigged up
+the mill-crusher discovered lying there. Then a large store
+of oil for the river steamers was utilized for fuel and lighting
+for all duty, and the Sappers and Flying Corps artificers made
+our bombs out of various charges for the howitzers and 4·7's.
+The aeroplanes brought us the detonators. Then the subsidence
+of the floods brought up the grass with which we bribed
+the animals to exist a little longer, while we ate their grain--and
+them.
+
+The ammunition has lasted wonderfully well. We have
+over half of the original lot still in hand.
+
+In truth, when one thinks how the Fighting Sixth fought
+its way across Mesopotamia, battling with fire and floods,
+thirst and heat, right up to the gate of Baghdad, and then was
+let down by want of supports, one has to extract thankfulness
+from the thought that Chance left it to the same division, alone
+and unreinforced, to stem the result of the turned tide. This
+it has done from December 1st at Um-al-Tabul until now,
+April 13th, a temporal avenue through sickness and death.
+
+One is informed that if Kut had not been held, the position
+of the Turks would have been consolidated, and the tactical
+and strategical usefulness of its position with the enemy.
+These are the most cheerful thoughts possible in the garrison
+when one feels extra weary and sick.
+
+It is not too much to say that almost no one has any
+misgiving as to the future. In this tiny horse-shoe panorama
+on the Tigris, where the destiny of Kut has pursued its dramatic
+evolution for the last four and a half months, the garrison
+awaits the ultimate development of the drama with a feeling
+merely of wide curiosity. Will the last scene be Tragedy, or
+will the people be allowed to leave the theatre feeling "comfortable,"
+that it all came right in the end?
+
+Alas! whatever the play is, it cannot be Comedy. And
+when one remembers the large-hearted general who has gone,
+and whom some few medical comforts in time might have
+saved, one is made aware of the stern conditions of victory!
+
+The enemy provoked an artillery duel this afternoon, and
+quite a number of shells fell in the town. Rain has stopped
+Gorringe's attack. Every possible disposition has been made
+for the entry of our relieving force or co-operation with their
+arriving on the other bank. We can only wait.
+
+We brought about a delightful coup this afternoon in the
+purchase of 2½ lbs. of bad rice for five rupees. Tudway and
+Square-Peg go hungry now. I don't feel the last decrease
+in bread so much as they, as I am too seedy to eat it, and
+sometimes I can scarcely see. However, I am better to-day.
+Some one has placed a bradawl in the dessert dish! It forms
+the second and last course. It is "not to be eaten" in large
+letters, and "may be used for making another hole in your
+belt." The fish have left Kut. I wonder that even the
+birds don't fly away....
+
+Outside in the street, beneath my window, a decrepit Arab
+beggar, in a deep passionate voice, asks for alms for the love of
+Allah and Mahomet. It is often the first sound I hear in
+the morning. Later in the day the Arab children make their
+appearance in groups, begging and wailing piteously. Once
+the babes in their mothers' arms used to cry the whole day
+long, but the unfortunates are probably long since gone.
+The Arab population has been dying by the hundreds, and they
+look dreadfully shrunken and gaunt. A few escaped, but
+were shot by the Turks. They have had everything possible
+done for them.
+
+It is the hour of the _muezzin_, the most peaceful of the day,
+for at that ancient call of prayer even the wailing and begging
+ceases. From the mosque near by, whose open doorway faces
+Mecca, I hear the high thrilling notes quivering and trembling
+with all the passion of the East, the high-pitched semi-tone
+cadences sailing afar out and cutting ever greater ripples on
+the bosom of the still night air like growing circles from a
+stone dropped into a placid pool. It is truly wonderful this
+immemorial custom of calling the Followers of Mahomet. The
+volume of sound echoing from the minaret is thrown by the
+_muezzin_ further and further. With extraordinary power his
+voice rises and falls, describing circles, arcs, and strangely
+winding parabolas out of the still silences of evening. It is
+but an appeal. He calls the world to prayer. It is more
+potent than the appeal of bells. In the _muezzin_ the Mussulman
+hears the voice of Allah.
+
+Now the _muezzin_ is finished, and everything is so very still.
+I wonder if they are praying for the relief--as hard as their
+fellow religionists in the rest of Turkey are praying for the
+fall--of Kut. The odds, I fear, are against us.
+
+I must sleep! I cannot remain awake five minutes longer.
+God in His wisdom made sleep the great possession. For the
+first essential to man is a gift of humour, and the second is
+the capacity for sleep. Sleep and forgetfulness! How many
+warriors on this dreadful planet at this fearful hour would
+willingly drink of Lethe and wake up on their respective
+battlefields when the war is over?
+
+Eheu! I see the dark forms asleep on the snows of
+Russia, in the trenches of France, on the mountains of Italy,
+on the decks swept by the night winds of the North Sea. Who
+of them would not wish it?
+
+ "Nox ruit, et fuscis tellurem amplectitur alis."
+ "Night descends and folds the earth in her dusky wings!"
+
+_April 14th._--Heavy firing began downstream just before
+the dawn. It continued till about 8 a.m.
+
+The floods are spreading. A little rain fell during the
+night. Around Kut everything is extraordinarily quiet. I
+was very seedy during the night with violent pains and nausea,
+possibly the result of attempting to eat a little liver for dinner.
+I don't remember feeling worse. I took some opium pills at
+once, and Graoul came in early this morning with some hot
+water, which I drank. Have had two eggs sent from the
+hospital, and am ordered to eat nothing beside the yolk and
+a half cup of milk. About midday I felt quite bright again,
+and wrote some letters with one eye more or less closed. One's
+stomach these days has become an awful snob and simply
+won't look at anything. How fit I was until these wretched
+floods!
+
+A report says that we must be fed by aeroplanes, but it
+seems that it will take three days in which to carry one day's
+provisions.
+
+I imagine _Punch_ will have something to say on this. We
+shall be represented as fielding for loaves and cakes and fishes
+and whisky bottles, Mellins' Food, and some of us charging
+towards the Tigris under fire from the opposite bank and
+endeavouring to recover our balance on the edge as we watch
+the priceless articles falling into the water.
+
+The coming of the Turkish armada down the Shat-el-hai
+is evidently postponed. They are possibly frightened of John
+Bull on the water, even if it is only the river.
+
+The Catholic padre and Square-Peg are playing chess. The
+Pope in other lands is probably entering in his diary that he
+has had a tiring day and that Kut must fall. Not because
+God has forgotten it, but because the garrison has no
+provisions.
+
+Equally well advised is our mess bombardier, who has
+invented certain rhymes which he repeats over his cooking as
+no soothsayer ever did.
+
+ "Hashes to hashes! Bust ter bust!
+ If Gorringe cawn't 'elp us the Lord Gawd must!"
+
+_April 15th._--This was the day beyond which we were
+assured it was impossible to go. We are evidently out for
+records.
+
+The floods are steady. They can scarcely fall. Will the
+Turk attack to-day? Will Gorringe?
+
+ There is a tide in the affairs of Kut
+ That taken at the flood will let through Gorringe--
+ Omitted, all the voyage of the survivors is bound on donkeys
+ or on camels.
+ On such a full sea we are now afloat
+ And we must chance the Tigris at the curves or down go Kut
+ debentures!
+
+Shelling now is a regular thing on and off the whole day.
+The Arabs are preparing to flee.
+
+Last night the thunder bellowed her despair, or rather ours,
+according to Kipling, and Square-Peg talked horribly in his
+sleep, and was putting up a masterly defence in his best
+English against some Arab hordes--women were in it--who
+had him at bay somewhere in the gardens. Having lulled
+them into inattention he shot clean off the bed and out of
+the door, when he pulled up and said something sheepishly.
+Of course I pretended to be asleep; and after examining my
+face carefully he lay down again. Square-Peg is quite touchy
+about his nightmares. I heard him say "Damn" softly once
+or twice under his breath, and then fall asleep again. This
+time he was in an attack, and behaved shockingly, tossing
+about the bed in a most ghastly manner. Suddenly it dawned
+on me that he was taking cover. He knew the road to the
+door too well not to manage an advance or retire at the double.
+I think it must have been the former, because he hesitated a
+second this time before he moved, but I gave such a terrific
+roar that he immediately collapsed on the bed and swore
+horribly.
+
+"Don't do it again," I said. "If you do, I'll put a bucket
+in your way. I swear it."
+
+"What the devil do you mean?"
+
+"Mean! Why, don't go after cigarettes with such
+enthusiasm again, that's all. Have one of these."
+
+Then he called me names, at which I laughed the more.
+
+"They are nothing to what your wife will call you, Square-Peg,
+if you carry on in that fashion when you are married!"
+
+That set him thinking. The only thing to be said for him
+is that during a nightmare he doesn't snore.
+
+_April 16th._--It is a beautiful summer day full of spiciness.
+It was impossible to lie in bed, so I got up, imagining I was
+leaving aches and pains in my sleeping-bag. A distinct scent
+of green grass and the balmy air filled me with thoughts of
+England! It was good to be out and to find myself walking
+again.
+
+After breakfast I crawled out with Tudway on board the
+_Sumana_, and saw the excellent repair our sappers had effected
+in the main stop-valve. I make myself walk. We discussed
+her defences and I worked out the number of gun shields that
+would be necessary if they were utilized to cover all her deck.
+The plan was partly adopted. Then we lazied an hour or
+two in her smashed cabin, getting a hot sniping on our return.
+Afterwards, I played chess with Square-Peg and Father Tim.
+
+Pars Nip came to tiffin. God has endowed him with two
+things--a perpetual appetite and a short memory, for he comes
+to tiffin very often without his bread.
+
+Moreover, on any subject under the sun Pars Nip will
+dogmatize with all the splendid audacity of youth, with all
+youth's magnificent indifference to authority. With the
+smallest amount of encouragement he has politically the
+makings of a magnificent catastrophe; otherwise he is normal.
+
+We speculated on the treatment we should receive if
+captured. The Turk is said to be off the civilized map, but
+every one seems to think we should be done first rate, and some
+believe that he would be so bucked at capturing a whole army
+and five real live generals that we should be offered the Sultan's
+Palace of Sweet Waters on the Bosphorus and a special
+seraglio.
+
+An evening communiqué said that Gorringe had captured
+the enemy's pickets, at Sunnaiyat, presumably, and was ready
+for a further advance, the results of which are expected by
+the morning.
+
+For the first time aeroplanes to-day made several early
+trips, carrying some 150 lbs. of atta each trip. One lot fell
+into the Turkish lines. Kut apparently is not the easy mark
+it seems, for at different times quite a few parcels, detonators,
+money, and medicines have got the other bank or the enemy's
+lines here. In fact, one wonders why the Turks, instead of
+shooting at our fliers, don't encourage them. They do some
+very fair ranging with shrapnel at our planes. The whole
+garrison is indulging in such calculations as this: If a man
+and a half eats a slice and a half in a day and a half, how many
+trips of the planes are necessary before the Turks get more
+of the rations than we? By going hard all day they cannot
+supply us with one day's provisions, even on these fractional
+rations.
+
+But we _are_ grateful. When we saw the first sack come
+tumbling down we felt much as Elijah may have done when
+the ravens ministered to his wants. Of course no aeroplane
+has landed in Kut during the siege. That would mean very
+probable disaster, so close are we to the enemy's lines.
+
+To-night at dinner (?) we were without salt again. This
+is the third or fourth day of an affliction a hundred times
+worse than having no sugar. I can recommend all doubters
+to try dispensing with this necessary commodity for a few
+days in the preparation and eating of food, and to note the
+result.
+
+Square-Peg and Tudway eat no bread at all for tiffin;
+just meat. The utmost effort gives them a spoonful of rice
+every other day for dinner or boiled cress. But we go through
+the form of dinner, and that helps a lot. Some messes of
+different mind have almost dispensed with the regular meal,
+and merely negotiate their rations at any old time. It is just
+possible they miss a lot. For some of us think that the
+decencies and conventionalities of life go a long way. In
+diluted quantities they themselves supply motive power to
+life's wearily knocking engine. They use energy gathered from
+past events and help us to carry on through gaping periods of
+our life when nothing seems worth while; and when we are
+indifferent or impatient with destiny, they are the pacemakers
+of existence. "A rich man," says the future philosopher,
+"may afford to dispense with dressing for dinner, but
+a poor man certainly cannot."
+
+Now there are, of course, quite a few things said beneath
+our nightly cloud of tobacco smoke that do not appear in this
+diary. It would be sacrilege in some cases, and in others, why,
+one never knows who may come across one's diary. Confession
+is the salt of life, but suppression the sugar. And does
+not Maeterlinck tell us that the reservoirs of thought are higher
+than those of speech, and the reservoirs of silence higher still?
+But so far I have not heard that this has been quoted in a
+court of law. And to show that we are not totally devoid
+of artistic intentions I must record a sample of our mental
+gymnastics this evening. We were tilting at a few enthusiastic
+sentences of Robert Chambers' books.
+
+"We are informed," I began, "that this interesting youth
+was sitting disconsolately awaiting his beloved, his well-shaped
+head in his hands. Any remarks?"
+
+"Prig," said Tudway. "What business has a fellow to
+have a well-shaped head? Besides, where else could he put
+it except in his hands?"
+
+"Don't be catty," said Square-Peg, "he wasn't in the
+navy. Why shouldn't he have a well-shaped head?"
+
+"Probably he hadn't," I suggested mischievously. "We
+merely have the novelist's word for that, you know." At
+which they both called me an ass.
+
+"If he did have such a head, I don't see why he shouldn't
+put it in his hands as well as anywhere else?" ventured
+the senior service.
+
+"Possibly as he was in love he was hanging on to his head,
+having already lost his heart." This from the future K.C.
+
+"But if his heart was in his mouth, how----" I was
+shouted down.
+
+Then we all thought hard.
+
+"What is the point, Curly?" This to me.
+
+"Yes! What's the matter with the sentence after all?"
+added S.-P.
+
+"Well, I can't quite say. You see she came along the
+corridor at midnight, we are told, and saw him, his well-shaped,
+etc. One doesn't like the excellent shape of his head being
+shoved in there. The fact, after all, was that his head was
+in his hands, and she surprised him, sorrowing in solitude."
+
+"But if his head was well-shaped, why not say so?" said
+the truthful Tudway.
+
+"Yes," nodded S.-P., "that may have been essential. If
+his head hadn't been well-shaped she mightn't have gushed
+all over him."
+
+"Hang it," I broke in desperately, "I don't care if it was
+well-shaped or not. The word doesn't fit. Any other word or
+none. You see it suggests--er--something outside the matter
+in hand, she may as well have said his mathematical----"
+
+They considered me beaten, and laughed horribly.
+
+"The next is, 'her superb young figure straightened confronting
+the sea.' Any remarks?"
+
+"She was playing to the gallery, of course," said S.-P.,
+"or else she stood on a thistle."
+
+"Don't talk rot! I'm with Curly there. 'Superb'
+swanks it too much. There's nothing superb in the world
+except a destroyer at thirty knots."
+
+"Or the action of a blood filly going through her first
+pacings," I prompted. This raised a yell.
+
+"The next is, 'her skirts swung high above the delicate
+contour of ankle and limb.' Any remarks?"
+
+"That's naughty," said Square-Peg. "Besides, it doesn't
+say which limb."
+
+"There's no doubt about the limb," I said, "unless her
+arm was meant, in which case her skirts----" But an awful
+roar interrupted me.
+
+"Cut out 'limb' and substitute 'leg,'" suggested
+Tudway.
+
+"Worse and worse. If 'limb' suggests anatomy, 'leg'
+suggests----"
+
+"The Empire," they both screamed, and after the immoderate
+laughter had ceased I declared I wouldn't go on.
+
+We refilled our pipes, but Tudway grew horribly silent.
+After a long time we chaffed him about the _Sumana_, and
+offered him a kabob for his thoughts.
+
+"Ah!" he said, "it was that limb. It recalled----"
+Then he stopped and actually reddened; and nothing would
+induce him to go on.
+
+That set us all thinking.
+
+We both retired to bed, and with one eye I finished the
+story. It is quite a good one, and tells you many other things
+about the call of the rain. That reminded me of an evening
+years ago in far-away New Zealand, when in the heart of the
+great silences I looked through my tent door and saw the rain
+on the wild river and great forests and distant mountains....
+
+Well, I read with my half-shut eyes by the flickering dubbin
+tin that gave a small and ever-dwindling light, and although
+my eyes burned and jumped I read through to the end. And
+in the end Robert Chambers married them after all--those
+two young and ardent spirits, and together, no doubt, they
+looked at the night waves, and the snow on the wintry trees
+and at the distant stars, and heard the whisper of sweetness
+ineffable, the inarticulate music of the call of the rain.
+
+And facing that last page was a bold advertisement and the
+picture of "Our extra guest folding bedstead--folds quite
+flat when not in use!"
+
+That also was a human note, and how real! It invites
+us to view the deserted stage, the drabs of colour with grey
+torn canvas, the ghostly framework of the scenes, the tinsel
+robes and stifled flowers.
+
+"Folds quite flat when not in use"--which will be quite
+often, as we have not many friends....
+
+ and a tiny little boy
+ With hey ho, the wind and the rain!
+ A foolish thing was but a toy
+ For the rain it raineth every day....
+
+It's awfully late. Only millions of starlings are abroad.
+I wonder if Tudway is dreaming of the limb!
+
+_April 18th._--A terrific bombardment continued downstream
+from last night until early this morning. We have since heard
+that the Third Lahore Division, under General Keary, after a
+magnificent struggle, has taken the lines of Beit Aissa, and that
+Turkish hordes are counter-attacking in successive waves.
+Our casualties are very heavy. The large pontoons which the
+Turks dragged overland for a ferry downstream are now in
+position. Tudway was recently to have led a river attack
+at night in H.M.S. _Sumana_ and to have pierced or blown up
+the bridge. The scheme, however, was cancelled.
+
+Arabs continue to wait around the butchery for horse
+bladders on which to float downstream. They are shot at
+by the Turks, who want them to stay on here and eat our food,
+or else they are killed by hostile Arabs. Every night they go
+down, and a little later one hears their cries from the darkness.
+There are rumours that the Arab Sheik and his son, who are
+here with us and are badly wanted by the Turks, are to escape
+secretly to-night. These people know the Turk and the
+treatment they are likely to get for having associated with us.
+
+For three or four days our heavy sea-planes have brought
+us food, dropping each day from one half to a ton of flour and
+sugar in the town and as often as not into the Tigris or Turkish
+lines. We are grateful to our brother officers downstream for
+this, and realize the difficulty of getting a correct "drop"
+always. I for one don't consider this at all a possible _soulagement_,
+as even with their best effort our tiny four-ounce ration
+cannot be nearly kept up. In fact, one ounce would be nearer
+the mark. Money is also dropped, and many coins dented in
+the fall go as souvenirs at double value.
+
+_April 24th._--I have been compelled to abandon keeping
+my diary owing to excruciating pain in my spine from the shell
+contusion. What is wrong I can't make out, but sometimes
+the tiniest movement sends a sharp thrill of keenest pain
+through one's whole being. I think I must have struck the
+wall forcibly and affected the vertebræ. After lying in one
+position for any little time this particular spot in my spine
+aches with a most ravaging pulsation of neuralgia, and I find it
+difficult to sit upright for many minutes. On these occasions
+if I lie still my arms and legs shoot out at intervals with a sort
+of reflex action, and sometimes repeat the performance several
+times.
+
+But for being much easier to-day I thank God. I have
+even walked a little with a stick, and the twitching is much
+less violent and less often. My eyes, however, are still dim, and
+I find it difficult to see very distinctly. To complete the
+list of my infirmities of the flesh the enteritis, which has continued
+in a mild form for three weeks, has got worse, and I
+find emmatine the only thing that has done any good. Here,
+again, I have much to be thankful for, in that I have not had
+the severe form as so many others have, or else with other
+troubles I should be on unskateable ice. My legs are shockingly
+thin, less than my arms were, and I can fold my skin
+round my legs. In fact, I might think of applying my remarks
+on the poor fellow at the hospital to myself. The daily egg
+and ounce of milk stopped days ago. We have paid Rupees 30
+for a tin of milk which I have with some rice my very good
+friend Major Aylen sends me from the officers' hospital. He
+now wishes me to enter hospital, but I prefer being an out-patient.
+The atmosphere there is both siegy and sick.
+
+The bombardment of the 22nd downstream appears to
+have been a tremendous attempt by Gorringe to get through
+at Sannaiyat. It failed. Our comrades gave their lives
+freely for us and they fought in the mud feet deep trying to
+get at their enemy. As they fell wounded they were drowned.
+
+What an appalling price we are costing! A calm seems to be
+stealing over the garrison. It is the reaction from suspense
+extended infinitely far, and we know that we have done all
+possible to carry our resistance to the last possible day. These
+words are not so self-righteous as they look when one considers
+the gallant effort to walk and to carry out the simplest
+routine by men dying and doomed. There are men, with
+cholera staring from their faces, moving along at a crawl
+with the help of a long stick; men resting against the wall
+of the trench every ten yards. One wills hard to do the
+simplest thing. From our men the siege has demanded even
+more than from us. We have now drifted very near the weir
+and within a few days must know our fate. A few say it
+appears already. There is, between us and that, however,
+only the habit, now strong within us, of refusing to believe
+that Kut can fall. And yet if Gorringe has not yet got
+Sunnaiyat, how can he cross these successions of defences in
+a few days?
+
+_April 25th._--I am making a great effort to write further
+in this diary. Last night there happened one of those gallant
+episodes that confirm our pride of race.
+
+A relief ship, _Julna_ by name, had been fitted out downstream
+and loaded with every available comfort for us, and
+provisions for several weeks. She was heavily protected
+and commanded by Lieut. Cowley, R.N.R., the famous local
+celebrity who knows every yard of the Tigris. He with two
+other officers and some men of the Royal Navy volunteered
+to outdo the Mountjoy episode. The Turkish gunners were
+engaged by our artillery down below, and under cover of darkness
+the _Julna_ left. The Turks, no doubt, knew, or soon found
+out, what the show was. She came along gallantly, drawing
+a heavy fire, and surmounted all difficulties until reaching
+Megasis ferry, where, fouling a heavy cable, she swung on to
+a sandbank. Here the Turkish guns confronted her at a few
+yards' range. Her officers were killed, Lieut. Cowley captured,
+and she was taken within sight of our men waiting to unload
+her by the Fort, and of the sad little group of the garrison who
+beheld her from the roof-tops of Kut. She lies there now. It
+appears that this tragic but obvious end of so glorious an enterprise
+is a last hope. We have scarcely rations for to-morrow.
+
+It now remains for us to submit ourselves as best we can
+to the workings of the Inexorable Law.
+
+_April 27th._--Last night we destroyed surplus ammunition.
+To-day General Townshend, Colonel Parr (G.S.O.I.), and
+Captain Morland have gone upstream to interview the Turkish
+Commander-in-Chief. There is a hum of inquiries. One says
+it is parole and marching out with the honours of war.
+Another talks of the Turks requiring our guns as the price of
+the garrison. To-day it is a changed Kut. It is armistice.
+No sound of fire breaks the hush of expectations. The river-front,
+grass-grown from long disuse, and the landing-stage
+likewise, for it has been certain death to go on that fire-swept
+zone, to-day swarm with people walking and talking. The
+Turks on the opposite bank do the same. It is strange. I
+walked a little with a stick. Hope has made one almost
+strong. This afternoon I went over the river to Woolpress
+village, where the tiny garrison has been the whole siege, and
+many of them have not once visited Kut. The defences are
+excellent. They have also had to fight floods. A little
+hockey ground and mess overlooking the river safe from
+bullets suggested Woolpress as a peaceful spot, notwithstanding
+its liability to instant isolation from Kut.
+
+_April 28th._--General Townshend has issued this _communiqué_,
+and its joyous effect on the whole garrison is indescribable.
+With the tragic side that the relieving forces cannot
+get through in time we are acquainted as with the fact that
+we have actually eaten our iron emergency rations, but General
+Townshend has given out a strong probability that we are to
+be released and sent back to India on parole, not to fight against
+Turkey again.
+
+This _communiqué_ is as follows:--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Kut-el-Amara,
+April 28th, 1916.
+
+"It became clear, after General Gorringe's second repulse
+on April 22nd at Sannaiyat, of which I was informed by the
+Army Commander by wire, that the Relief Force could not
+win its way through in anything like time to relieve us, our
+limit of resistance as regards food being April 29th. It is
+hard to believe that the large forces comprising the Relief
+Force now could not fight their way to Kut, but there is the
+fact staring us in the face. I was then ordered to open
+negotiations for the surrender of Kut, in the words of the Army
+Commander's telegram, 'the onus not lying on yourself.
+You are in the position of having conducted a gallant and
+successful defence and you will be in a position to get better
+terms than any emissary of ours ... the Admiral, who had
+been in consultation with the Army Commander, considers
+that you with your prestige are likely to get the best terms....
+We can, of course, supply food as you may arrange.'
+
+"Those considerations alone, namely, that I can help my
+comrades of all ranks to the end, have decided me to overcome
+my bodily illness and the anguish of mind which I am suffering
+now, and I have interviewed the Turkish General-in-Chief
+yesterday, who is full of admiration at 'an heroic defence of
+five months,' as he put it. Negotiations are still in progress,
+but I hope to be able to announce your departure for India on
+parole not to serve against the Turks, since the Turkish Commander-in-Chief
+says he thinks it will be allowed, and has
+wired to Constantinople to ask for this, and the _Julna_, which
+is lying with food for us at Megasis now, may be permitted to
+come to us.
+
+"Whatever has happened, my comrades, you can only be
+proud of yourselves. We have done our duty to King and
+Empire, the whole world knows we have done our duty.
+
+"I ask you to stand by me with your ready and splendid
+discipline, shown throughout, in the next few days for the
+expedition of all service I demand of you. We may possibly
+go into camp, I hope between the Fort and town along the shore
+whence we can easily embark.
+
+"The following message has been received from the Army
+Commander: 'The C.-in-C. has desired me to convey to you
+and your brave and devoted troops his appreciation of the
+manner in which you together have undergone the suffering
+and hardships of the siege, which he knows has been due to the
+high spirit of devotion to duty in which you have met the call
+of your Sovereign and Empire. The C.-in-C.'s sentiments are
+shared by myself, General Gorringe, and all the troops of the
+Tigris column. We can only express extreme disappointment
+and regret that our effort to relieve you should not have been
+crowned with success.'
+
+_Copy of a telegram from Captain Nunn, C.M.G., R.N._
+
+"'We, the officers and men of the Royal Navy who have
+been associated with the Tigris Corps, and many of us so often
+worked with you and your gallant troops, desire to express
+our heartfelt regret at our inability to join hands with you and
+your comrades in Kut.'"
+
+(Sd.) C. V. F. TOWNSHEND,
+Major-General,
+Commanding 6th Division and Forces at Kut.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A great arrangement. We are a sick army, a skeleton army
+rocking with cholera and disease. Instead of the lot of
+captivity in this terrible land, with the Turks who have never
+had any _bandobast_ for anything, and merely barbaric food
+themselves, the garrison may see India again and have a
+welcome there. Whatever our end, there is no denying the
+great fighting qualities of the Sixth Poona Division. More than
+its glorious career, its stupendous efforts in vain to overtake
+the tragic destiny decreed by the gods for the mistake of
+others, must make it famous in arms.
+
+The fact that the communiqué does not state for absolute
+certainty the condition of parole does not detract so much from
+the spirit of the garrison, such faith have they in the G.O.C.,
+and General Townshend's prestige with the Turks is held
+sufficient to get this condition. Besides, they say a general
+must always leave a big margin, and when he states probability
+he means certainty. I cannot imagine a greater
+change than this that has come over all to-day.
+
+Dying men laugh and talk of Bombay and news of home.
+The sepoy sees again his village and feels the shade of the
+banyan. "Not to bear arms against Turkey." That still
+leaves Germany and all the rest. Others say they knew all
+along it had to come like this, that in high heaven the gods
+that had forsaken the Sixth Division at the zenith of its conquest
+and decreed for it tasks too Herculean, would now crown
+its career with an honourable return. Except on the two
+occasions when we expected to debouch, I doubt if the heart
+of Kut ever beat higher.
+
+_Later._--Two junior officers visited the Turkish headquarters'
+camp. General Townshend did not go.
+
+They brought back news that Enver Pasha had refused
+parole and demands unconditional surrender. Destruction
+of our ammunition, spare rifles, and kit, proceeds apace. I
+have just destroyed my two saddles, field-glasses, revolver,
+and much else. Detonations are heard all along the trenches.
+Kut falls to-morrow. This news on top of these few short
+hours of hope seems incredible, and the silence with which the
+garrison received it is too magnificent for reference.
+
+_Later, 4.30 p.m._--At lunch Tudway informed me in his
+quiet way that he contemplated running the gauntlet downstream
+in the _Sumana_ to-night in the hope of saving his ship
+from the Turks. He has communicated with his S.N.O. at
+Basrah. He invited me to come with him. I felt very complimented
+and after some consideration I agreed. Tudway knew
+his ship, the river, and the likely stoppages. He had counted
+the risk of cables. The current would help us and the Turkish
+guns were all still, no doubt, pointing downstream against
+other possible _Julnas_. In two hours we should be down.
+We left things at this and Tudway went to make inquiries.
+
+He has just returned in a resigned frame of mind. The
+project was absolutely private and not known to headquarters,
+who, however, sent anticipatory orders to Tudway that the
+_Sumana_ was under no circumstance to be damaged but kept
+intact in Kut.
+
+The surrender was unconditional, and we were destroying
+everything. The _Sumana_, however, was a most valuable
+asset for inducing Turks to give us transport. One learnt
+subsequently, however, that the G.O.C. had retained it for
+his own use on a Turkish promise to allow him to go downstream
+to see Sir Percy Lake the Army Commander.
+
+Whether this was actually so I cannot say. We have
+considered the chance of getting downstream by night on a
+ship's lifebelt, the current doing several knots and quite
+enough to carry one down. There was, of course, the considerable
+chance of capture by the devilish Arabs or being
+seen by the Turks. The chief question, however, was whether
+we could stay in the water six or seven hours. In our present
+health we decided it out of question, even if we had covered
+ourself with oil.
+
+_9 p.m._--Our little mess had its last talk. We sat and
+smoked, divided the remnants of tobacco and tin of atta, and
+awaited news. I am told to come into hospital, but a later
+report says there is no room.
+
+_April 29th._--General Townshend has issued a last communiqué
+holding out hope that he will go home and arrange
+the exchange on parole. It is, however, a very slender hope.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Kut-el-Amara,
+April 29th, 1916.
+
+"_Communiqué._ 1. The G.O.C. has sent the following letter
+to the Turkish Commander-in-Chief:
+
+'YOUR EXCELLENCY,
+
+Hunger forces me to lay down our arms, and I am
+ready to surrender to you my brave soldiers who have done
+their duty, as you have affirmed when you said, "Your
+gallant troops will be our most sincere and precious guests."
+Be generous, then, they have done their duty, you have seen
+them in the Battle of Ctesiphon, you have seen them during
+the retirement, and you have seen them during the Siege of
+Kut for the last five months, in which time I have played the
+strategical rôle of blocking your counter-offensive and allowed
+time for our reinforcements to arrive in Iraq. You have
+seen how they have done their duty, and I am certain that
+the military history of this war will affirm this in a decisive
+manner. I send two of my officers, Captain Morland and
+Major Gilchrist, to arrange details.
+
+I am ready to put Kut into your hands at once and go
+into your camp as soon as you can arrange details, but I pray
+you to expedite the arrival of food.
+
+I propose that your Chief Medical Officer should visit my
+hospitals with my P.M.O. He will be able to see for himself
+the state of many of my troops--there are some without
+arms and legs, some with scurvy. I do not suppose you wish
+to take these into captivity, and in fact the better course
+would be to let the wounded and sick go to India.
+
+The Chief of the Imperial General Staff, London, wires me
+that the exchange of prisoners of war is permitted. An equal
+number of Turks in Egypt and India would be liberated in
+exchange for the same number of my combatants.
+
+Accept my highest regards.
+
+(Sd.) GENERAL TOWNSHEND,
+Major-General,
+Commanding the 6th Division and the Force at Kut.'
+
+'2. I would add to the above that there is strong ground
+for hoping that the Turks will eventually agree to all being
+exchanged. I have received notification from the Turkish
+Commander-in-Chief to say I can start for Constantinople.
+Having arrived there, I shall petition to be allowed to go to
+London on parole, and see the Secretary of State for War and
+get you exchanged at once. In this way I hope to be of great
+assistance to you all. I thank you from the bottom of my
+heart for your devotion and your discipline and bravery, and
+may we all meet in better times.
+
+(Sd.) CHARLES TOWNSHEND,
+Major-General,
+Commanding the 6th Division and the Force at Kut.'"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+No orders have been issued about the entry of the Turks.
+Some sort of formality in handing over is talked of. We
+have demolished everything. I have just met the brigade
+armourer, a most valuable N.C.O., who has the history of
+every gun in the brigade. He looked many years older, and
+said he had just helped to blow up the last gun. One breech-block
+of the howitzers which we demolished by lyddite in the
+bore travelled over Kut far on to the _maidan_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_May 7th._--I am lying in a very shaky condition in the
+overcrowded officers' hospital in Kut. This is due to temperature
+of a 104° from malaria, also dysentery, and mild enteritis,
+apart from my bruise. Many ages seem to have passed
+since my last entry. We had understood that the Turks
+would make a formal entrance into Kut. Instead, some time
+after lunch, I heard wild yelling in the streets. Arabs armed
+with dozens of crescent flags danced and cheered some Turkish
+horsemen that rode along a street known as Regent Street.
+Then, suddenly, wild yells and scuffling came from the wall
+upstairs on our tiny roof, and over this wall separating the
+adjoining houses I saw crowds of wild bearded men in the
+most unkempt condition conceivable, armed with rifles and
+bayonets. With loud shouts and cries they passed over our
+kit, yelling out "Kirich" (sword). One seized mine and tried
+to open my kit. They were very excited. At the same
+moment our front door was knocked in, and Square-Peg's
+effects were similarly wanted. Looting of the mess and of
+our mess servants followed. They seized the bombardier's
+coat which was hanging on a nail. He objected, and got
+hammered with rifle butts until I intervened. It looked like
+a general scuffle. I went outside and found a diminutive
+officer who spoke German, was extraordinarily polite, and
+evidently much elated. He came in and restored some small
+degree of order by requesting his men, in fact he pleaded with
+them rather than ordered them. I took my sword from the
+Turkish soldier and handed it to this officer. At this he was
+most moved. Square-Peg went into the hospital near by for
+orders. There, also, it seemed events had taken unexpected
+turns, and looting had begun. We were ordered in at once.
+
+While he was away I had kept the officer with me, and we
+went about the street stopping similar scenes. When we
+returned a few moments later we heard our bombardier had
+been unmercifully beaten by Turks for trying to retain his
+boots. The Turkish officers did not mind much when this
+was reported. We got some sepoys to carry our kit, or rather
+the remains of it, and as I left the tiny courtyard the last
+thing I saw was poor Don Juan's black tail hanging on a
+nail on the post in the sun to dry. I wanted it for a souvenir
+of a trusty friend, but there was not a second to be lost. In
+the street the Arabs were all hostile to us. Turks full of loot
+raced up and down. We met officers whose rings had been
+taken and pockets emptied.
+
+The padre's wrist-watch and personal effects were taken.
+In hospital, Square-Peg and I lay on our valises on the ground
+of the tiny yard, as the hospital was overflowing and officers
+kept still arriving. Sir Charles Melliss came shortly after.
+He had a bed beside mine near the doorway, and I thought
+looked very ill. His little white dog was beside him and all
+around him were sick and dying officers. Nothing I can say
+could measure my gratitude and admiration for Major Aylen,
+the C.O. officers' hospital. While living on the hardest and
+most severe of diet himself he has gone from minute to minute
+with only one thought--for his charge. He is everywhere,
+and in adversity his industry, patience, and hopefulness are
+all we have left. If I am to be fortunate enough to survive
+this ordeal I shall have him to thank.
+
+Tudway turned up as arranged for the evening meal.
+We pooled our flour and had _Chuppatis_, one-fourth of which
+we gave to Holmes my orderly. We lay on blankets on the
+ground and smoked the lime-leaves, and Tudway said good-bye.
+After leaving us in the morning he had returned to
+the _Sumana_ to find a party of Turks had been sent over to
+seize her, taking everything on board, including the whole of
+his kit. His men had been put off. Remonstrations were
+useless. At the last moment the G.O.C. was not permitted
+to go downstream, and so we lost the _Sumana_ intact to the
+Turks. Naturally her able and devoted commander felt
+sore about this. He announced his intention to go upstream
+with some other brigade, and I said good-bye to a very pleasant
+companion.
+
+The hospital had already been looted several times by
+Turks. The night was hot. One heard the moans of the
+enteritis patients and the tramp of troops all night long.
+
+In the early dawn some Turkish troops entered past the
+sentry, whom they ignored. I had slept in my boots and
+hidden all my loose kit, but they commenced to seize what
+they wanted from others. One took General Melliss' boots
+from under his bed and another his shoes, and made off, notwithstanding
+the general's loud protests. Sir Charles jumped
+out of the bed and followed them. A scuffle ensued in the
+street. The general reappeared, and put on his cap and
+jacket showing his rank and decorations, and then returned to
+the fray. The soldier, however, seized him by the throat,
+and the general, in a highly indignant frame of mind, and
+looking very dishevelled, returned and got leave to go to
+General Townshend, which he did in his socks. While he was
+gone more Turks swarmed in and robbed patients who were
+too ill to move, taking shoes, razors, mirrors, knives, and
+anything they fancied.
+
+Our C.O., Major Aylen, in a tremendous rage seized the
+sentry and pointed to his red-cross badge and the flag of the
+hospital. Although his not knowing a word of the language
+made things worse, there could be no mistaking his meaning
+as he pointed to the looters and our red-cross flag. A group
+of Turks, some junior officers, stood looking on, merely interested
+spectators. Half an hour later a Turkish officer
+appeared from headquarters in a frenzy. He had evidently
+been severely reprimanded. He kicked the sentry and
+struck him repeatedly in the face. After this for some hours
+looting was less frequent, but later recommenced.
+
+Square-Peg's interpreter was next found on the roof of the
+hospital. He was kicked down head foremost, and dragged
+off to be hung. This was the unfortunate man who had
+brought us vegetables and supplies from the Arabs. Officially
+interpreter to Square-Peg who was fire-brigade officer, he
+had asked us about escaping, and hoped to disguise himself
+as a Eurasian from the Volunteer Battery. A Baghdadi by
+nationality he said he had lived in Calcutta. He had been
+with our force, and was no doubt betrayed by the pro-Turk
+Arabs in the town. Sassoon, our other interpreter and a
+well-known figure in Kut, has also, I hear, been hung with
+his legs broken, for he had been so thrashed and tortured that
+he jumped off the roof to kill himself. The friendly Sheik
+and family have met a similar fate. One now sees the Turk
+at close quarters.
+
+To crown all, the disastrous news has come that, despite
+most elaborate assurances to the effect that the garrison
+would be conveyed upstream in barges, the men have been
+ordered to march to Baghdad with kit through this fearful
+heat. They have no rations except the coarse black Turkish
+biscuit. Officers have not been allowed to accompany them
+and their guards are mostly Kurdish rank and file, the most
+barbarous savages in this country. In some cases there are
+no Turkish officers, but merely Turkish sergeants or privates
+in charge of our prisoners. We are all many stages past indignation.
+The Turkish promises at the surrender were too
+much relied upon. General Townshend, we hear, has already
+left for Constantinople by a special steamer and car, and is
+permitted to travel _en prince_. I can believe already the
+prophecy of the reverend father that surrender would mean
+a trail of dead. Most of our troops left Kut on the 29th or
+next day for Shamrun, ten miles up-river. We had eaten
+our last rations on the 28th, and supplies were expected
+immediately from our captors. However, they sent us
+nothing for four days, and only black biscuit then. Everything
+must be bought from the Arab bazar--after the Turks
+have taken what they want. Some stores and letters have
+gone upstream from down below, but so far nothing has
+arrived for the lonely hospital here filled with wounded and
+sick and dying. Nothing, except for a few gifts Major Aylen
+brought us from the hospital ship and a few cigars from
+the padre.
+
+_May 9th._--The Turkish authorities seem determined not
+to send any British officer back if it can be helped. More
+than one who was rejected by the Turkish medical officer as
+not sufficiently ill to warrant exchange has succumbed. A
+poor fellow in the next ward who has been groaning for days
+died yesterday. One is not likely to recover on Turkish
+biscuits at this stage. I was ordered by Colonel Brown-Mason,
+our P.M.O., to translate for the Turkish doctor who
+knew German and a little French. This I did for several
+officers, but we were all rejected, although about six of us
+had been told we were certain to go. Four were selected in
+all, by no means the worse of the cases, while men with legs
+in splints, smashed thighs, and shot backs, one of whom could
+not sit or stand up, were rejected. Kut was deserted and
+lone. General Aylmer, we heard, had retired to Amarah.
+We expect to leave every day for Baghdad. How the men
+have fared we don't know, but from time to time terrible
+stories reach us.
+
+[Illustration: GENERAL TOWNSHEND A PRISONER, WITH KHALIL PACHA,
+OUR CAPTOR (RIGHT), AT BAGHDAD AFTER KUT FELL]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_June 1st._--I am writing from Baghdad in what is supposed
+to be the hospital, but is actually an empty house commanded
+by a Turkish dug-out cavalry captain, quite a well-meaning
+old fellow, but not much use to any one sick, and very strict.
+After many false alarms we were moved from Kut in a hospital
+boat, which proved to be the ill-fated _Julna_. I was carried
+on a stretcher which the Turks tried to loot as I passed. On
+my way I saw looting on every side. Our Indian troops lay
+like rows of skeletons. Their food and boots were taken from
+them by their own guards. A few cases of looting have
+been admonished, but no general measures taken. On more
+than one occasion the officer whose aid was requested merely
+asked the Turkish Askar to return the loot. Our kit was
+searched, and I lost my tiny camera and some excellent
+photos taken of Aziziyeh on the evacuation, showing our
+army retreating and the Turkish army advancing. Other
+photos were of the field artillery in action at Ummal Tabul,
+and some excellent ones of interesting corners in Kut, dug-outs,
+battery positions, shelters, and our inner life below--rare
+photos that, unfortunately, can never be replaced.
+
+We were packed on the deck of the _Julna_, which had been
+captured practically intact, one engine working perfectly and
+one screw. Every yard had a bullet hole. We called this
+the Death Ship, as on it were all the remnants of the sick.
+Men were dying as they came aboard. Brigadier-General
+G. B. Smith was senior officer, but Colonel Brown-Mason,
+P.M.O., was in charge. We carried a few sentries. As we
+moved upstream past the palm grove, scene after scene in
+a tussle of five months became again vivid. Then the Turkish
+crescent, floating from the Serai in place of our Union Jack,
+was shut out from our eyes by the bend of the river, and we
+realized a little more that Kut and the siege were back history,
+and we prisoners in a relentless captivity....
+
+
+
+
+PART II
+THE TREK. KASTAMUNI
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+THE THIRD CAPTIVITY--BAGHDAD--THE DESERT MARCH OF
+THE SICK COLUMN--WE REACH RAS-EL-AIN
+
+
+The voyage was a sad and long one. There was
+mildewed and rotten bread that no one could touch.
+It was worse than the biscuits. Other things like
+eggs and milk we had to buy at huge prices. At Baghailah
+Arabs came within a yard of our boat, and danced in ecstasy,
+gibing at us, and drawing their fingers across their throats
+indicating what they thought we deserved or were in for.
+That did not trouble us much. But we tingled with anger
+and shame at seeing on the other bank a sad little column
+of British troops who had marched up from Kut being driven
+by a wild crowd of Kurdish horsemen who brandished sticks
+and what looked like whips. The eyes of our men stared
+from white faces drawn long with the suffering of a too tardy
+death, and they held out their hands towards our boat. As
+they dragged one foot after another some fell, and those with
+the rearguard came in for blows from cudgels and sticks. I
+saw one Kurd strike a British soldier who was limping along.
+He reeled under the blows. We shouted out, and if ever men
+felt like murdering their guards we did. But that procedure
+was useless. We prevailed on the Turk in charge of our boat
+to stop and take some of the men. It seemed that half their
+number were a few miles ahead and the rest strewed the road
+to Kut. Some have been thrashed to death, some killed, and
+some robbed of their kit and left to be tortured by the Arabs.
+I have been told by a sergeant that he saw one of the _Sumana_
+crew killed instantly by a blow on the head from a stirrup
+iron swung by a Kurdish horseman for stopping by a road a
+few seconds. Men were dying of cholera and dysentery and
+often fell out from sheer weakness. But the remorseless
+Kurd, worse than the Turk, knows no excuse.
+
+Every now and then we stopped to bury our dead. The
+awful disease, enteritis, a form of cholera, attacked the whole
+garrison with greater vigour after Kut fell, and the change of
+food no doubt helped this. It showed also that before surrender
+the garrison had drawn on its last ounce of strength.
+A man turned green and foamed at the mouth. His eyes
+became sightless and the most terrible moans conceivable
+came from his inner being, a wild, terrible retching sort of
+vomiting moan. They died, one and all, with terrible suddenness.
+One night several Indians were missing. Others
+reported that these have fallen overboard or jumped overboard
+to end their wretchedness. But more than one was probably
+trying to escape. Some officers played bridge and one or two
+chess.
+
+In a cot close by the wasted form of a well-known major
+still balanced between life and death. He was a big man, but
+nevertheless now weighs less than a child of ten.
+
+Then Lieutenant Tozer succumbed to enteritis after a
+terrible ordeal of some days. The groans of this poor fellow
+as he lay unconscious hour after hour stirred one to the heart.
+Periodical violent vomiting succeeded, and one morning the
+changed and drawn face was still and the tired eyes of a
+ghastly green were closed. We held a tiny service below Ctesiphon,
+Arabs waiting around and casting longing eyes on the
+blanket that enclosed him. But we buried him deep, and a
+sheik promised to see his grave was respected. General Smith,
+Major Thomson, and I attended his funeral. He was a very
+popular and good fellow. We realized as we stood around his
+grave that the remorseless hand of death overshadowed us too.
+I think we were ready to fight the symptoms when they should
+appear and ready to die quietly if it had to be. We were
+still cheerful but a little quieter.
+
+The voyage up to Baghdad lasted almost two weeks, owing
+to our running short of petrol. A tin of this turned up here
+and there and the ship simply went on until this was done.
+
+Messages and countless orders were sent. We waited
+day after day moored to the bank some miles from Baghdad.
+The death rate was increasing. This ship seems stricken.
+Then we were told we had to walk to Baghdad. Very few
+of us could have got there. Fortunately our resistance prevailed,
+although had we been the rank and file I am convinced
+this order would have been carried out. Finally the engineer
+in charge of the boat set off on a donkey for Baghdad, his legs
+doing a dangling jig from side to side. We were now within
+ten miles or so of Baghdad and the green date palms of the
+city were before us. Some days afterwards the Mejidieh
+came and took us in tow, but we made very slow headway
+against the current and had to tie up once more at night.
+Waterways worked by a horse running up and down on an
+incline and hauling over a wheel a rope attached to a large
+skin receptacle of water was the new irrigation scheme in this
+district. We passed more palm groves within high walls, and
+tried to think of Haroun-al-Rashid. Then minarets and the
+domes of mosques appeared, and we swung into view of a fine
+river-front of buildings less dilapidated than we had seen for
+many months. In going round the corner against the rapid
+current we had to make about eight attempts, each time
+resulting in our getting swung round, and to avoid the sandbanks
+we had to return. Assisted by men on shore with ropes
+we managed this at length and drew near the bank. It was
+about eight o'clock at night. We passed within a few feet
+of crowds of fezzed figures on the verandah cafés that stood
+on piles in the river on the right bank. We heard their
+carousals, and I remember the red line of their flaming pipes
+as they cried together yelling and cheering in exultation.
+Then we drew alongside the left bank near what we called the
+Water Tower. We were very hungry and ill, and alongside
+our dead on board many others were dying. The only
+visitors we had were disreputable Arabs and Turks who, as the
+night grew darker, swarmed on board and looted or thieved.
+I define loot as open theft under threat of violence, by a captor
+from a captive.
+
+In the morning we were subjected to more looting, and if
+one left one's kit a second it disappeared. Having to carry
+some of our kit as best we could, the rest was imperilled. I
+lost my haversack with all my knives and plates and razor
+and toilet kit and scanty supply of medicine like chlorodyne
+and quinine, of which the Turks had none. We were left
+in the sun in rows still without food and under the eyes of a
+curious crowd. We bought a few things from women hawkers.
+
+This same major who lies here dying in this house in
+Baghdad was, so soon as we disembarked, left lying uncovered
+from the sun on a stretcher apparently unconscious and
+covered by thousands of flies, in fact, black with them. Now
+and then a wasted arm rose a few inches as if to brush them
+off but fell back inadequate to the task. One wondered if
+he were dead. Our protests as we realized he had been left
+there hours before we arrived were more than vehement.
+One of our orderlies was finally allowed to remove him under
+cover from the fierce sun and to give him water. One saw
+British soldiers in a similar state dying of enteritis with a green
+ooze issuing from their lips, their mouths fixed open, in and out
+of which flies walked like bees entering and issuing from a
+hive. We were thankful to leave the ill-fated _Julna_, and
+personally I felt very grateful to Col. Brown-Mason, the
+P.M.O., our eternal friend Major Aylen (O.C. officers' hospital)
+and General G. B. Smith who, in the periods of long waiting,
+was most cheerful and encouraging.
+
+We were split up into parties of sick in various hospitals
+so called. Two officers accompanied me and the sentry. We
+were told it was one minute's walk. Lieutenant Richardson,
+who had a shot back and could not stand for many seconds,
+had to walk. Lieutenant Forbes and I took his arms to assist
+him, and like three drunken men lurched forward through the
+bazaar. Poor Richardson collapsed several times on the way
+and finally fainted. It was at least a mile off, and our sentry
+lost his way. He was quite a decent fellow and did not object
+to some Armenian women who ran out with lemonade. We
+got a stretcher and at last arrived.
+
+I am in a long room filled with bug and flea infested beds.
+Twice a day at hours impossible to conjecture a Turk brings
+in youghut, a curdled milk, in a bucket which we found most
+uninviting but have since learnt to take, and some rice and
+pilaf. We have been here some days, and through talking
+German to the son of the old cavalry commandant, I have
+actually been allowed to get dressed and go to the adjacent
+shops to buy castor oil with some of my remaining coins.
+
+[Illustration: OUR PRISON, BAGHDAD, AS IMPROVED AFTER
+BRITISH OCCUPATION]
+
+The American Consul has visited us. He is a kind man, and
+regrets that he has not any money left, as he gave all he
+could get to the first column, but he helped us with our luggage
+and sent along a few comforts such as tobacco and quinine. I
+heard that all the money at the fall of Kut was distributed
+among the garrison, and about three or four gold liras were to
+have reached me. They did not, however. I have only
+eighty piastres left, the balance of changing fifty rupees.
+At night it is very hot and we sleep on the roofs, as does all
+Baghdad. Major Cotton has grown worse. On arrival here
+he was taken to some contagious disease hospital by mistake,
+and met no one who knew who he was or who could speak
+for him, days after he came here. His sufferings and mental
+anguish had been terrible away from us all. Major Aylen
+gave him a tablespoonful of champagne brought up secretly
+from the camp by another party. After this the poor fellow
+became more coherent and quite restful. Late that night
+he begged me to take him on to the balcony. Notwithstanding
+the pain of my back I managed to get him on the verandah.
+He could not have weighed more than five stone. He said he
+was very grateful to feel the gentle movement of a breeze.
+Next morning he was dead. Details of other similar cases I
+won't write about.
+
+_May 26th._--_Cavalry Barracks, Baghdad._ I have been here
+some days, having decided that one could not hope to recover
+in an empty house, and so after a week or more there resolved
+on a supreme effort. We were sent to these Turkish barracks
+near the north gate on the _maidan_. It was no great distance
+but took much effort to get there. We left in the late afternoon,
+but owing to mistakes of the sentries, who took us to
+several wrong places, and to the fact that the Turkish sergeants
+at the barracks did not approve of our papers, we still wandered
+about after dark. He sent us back. This was repeated several
+times. We wandered round the place in the dark huddled
+up like sheep on the foul and stenching _maidan_ by our
+postas who awaited the Commandant.
+
+Towards 10 p.m., in the dark we got up from the mud
+pool, which reeked of the dead horses therein and the rubbish
+of the city. Sick, hungry and cold we plodded up the steps
+to empty rooms, our means of existence being only what
+remained to us, that is to say, what the various parties had not
+looted. This meant two or three tins of milk, a little bad tea,
+and possibly raisins.
+
+The chief columns of officers have already left for Mosul.
+Daily I practise walking on the wall, a space that offers
+opportunity for a good promenade. I want to see how much
+I can do. Altogether I feel a little better but the dysentery
+has left me very weak, and after a half-mile have to sit down.
+I have contrived to send my British orderly to the town
+where, with the money I have raised by selling some of my
+kit, he has bought on occasion small pieces of meat or fish,
+a few vegetables, and even a small fowl which we shared among
+six sick people. We stewed the fowl to rags and drank the
+soup.
+
+I have been allowed by special leave to visit General
+Smith in hospital. He had asked me during the last days of
+Kut to do A.D.C. again to him in captivity. This was an
+excellent chance for which I was most grateful, as it seemed
+doubtful whether I would last the trek. But I have no money
+and can't get any, and am averse to travelling on my general's
+supply, as money now is one's chance of life. I told him frankly
+that I am doubtful about being fit enough to carry on very
+efficiently for him, but as he is to travel in a carriage over the
+desert for all those hundreds of miles I could do a certain
+amount, and I hoped to be of use in knowing something of French
+and German. However, in my woebegone condition I was
+promptly turned down. I recognize now that I am in for the
+ordeal of the survival of the fittest with a heavy handicap.
+We hear sometimes terrible accounts of the hardships undergone
+over these hundreds of miles of foodless and often waterless
+land, to struggle over which is an achievement even for a
+strong man. But for one thing, we should be too dismayed
+to start--that is the hope and will strong within us to survive.
+One recognizes this show has become a competition between a
+man and a merciless fate. I believe I shall get through.
+
+Major Middlemas and Lieutenant Greenwood shared my
+room and we slept on our blankets on the floor.
+
+_Later._--We have been allowed three times into the town
+and wandered through a bazaar full of bootshops and cafés.
+Gunner Holmes sticks faithfully to me. He is lucky to have
+escaped the lot of the others. Shortly after our arrival we
+saw what even the oldest soldiers amongst us regarded as the
+most awful spectacle of their lives--the sight of a column of
+British soldiers under Turk and Arab guards entering Baghdad
+after the march from Kut. They were literally walking
+corpses, some doubled with the pains of cholera, some limping
+from blows received _en route_. They were pressed on by their
+guards. Some had lost their boots and shoes or had parted
+with them for food. Some fell, but under the coercion of
+loud shouts or a Turkish heel got up and lurched forward
+again.
+
+We heard from hospital of the awful sufferings of the men
+here who were quite unnecessarily confined in a bare baked-up
+field near the station. Indians and British were all mixed
+up, a deliberate effort of the Turk to encourage strife between
+the Mussulman prisoners and the others. For some days,
+mad with thirst, they struggled around a tiny foul pool into
+which the sick crawled and collapsed. It became stirred up
+with mud but the men, poor fellows, drank it.
+
+They have no cover from the sun except a few wretched
+sticks propped on poles.
+
+Baghdad is a very old city. But from its grimy and ill-kept
+streets and from its dust-smothered houses, the glamour
+of its ancient romance seems very far off. One minaret of
+Byzantine design we passed on our way to the town. There
+is nothing else to tell one of its glorious past, in fact it is said
+that all Baghdad was on the other bank. It is merely a drab,
+dull succession of buildings formed of the sun-baked mud of the
+desert. On the river, however, especially at sunset when the
+dirt and dust are obscured and only the pipes of the Baghdadis
+and Arabs blaze in the dusk, it is decidedly picturesque.
+
+All the sick, even if only partly able to walk, start on the
+desert trek for Mosul in a few days. We have heard so much
+of waterless marches and barren lands crossed only by the
+nastiest Arabs, that one has the resistless desire to try one's
+chance. To move is to live; to stay here is to die.
+
+_Later._--I have made a small tour of some antique shops in
+the bazaar with a delightful youth named Lacy of the Hants.
+He has just left school and is as slender and green as the young
+willow, and yet he has contrived to keep his manners intact,
+to await quietly his turn and to prefer dignified acquiescence
+to selfishness. We found quite an amount of silver work and
+even china, some of which we heard had found its way here
+during the war from an old caravan route from China.
+
+I have corrupted my first sentry by giving him a drink,
+swallowed a horrible cognac, the immediate effects of which
+were promising, and learned two Turkish words. One is
+"yok," which means "there is not," and the other is "yesak,"
+which means forbidden!
+
+_Mosul, June 14th._--Nearly three weeks ago at Baghdad
+the convalescent and sick who were able to move at all were
+given several false starts, and then without notice marched in
+the fierce heat to the railway station nearly two miles off. We
+then lay down in the road until evening when the train was found
+to be unable to start. We bought some bread and at intervals
+managed leave from our guards to get water. In the early morning
+we left by train for Samarra, the rail head eighty miles off, a
+tiny village on the scorching plain. Dust storms enveloped
+us as we marched to quarters which were on the ground inside
+a serai. A few branches interwoven overhead afforded most
+inadequate shelter. Here we met some other officers who had
+been left behind from previous columns. Feverish preparations
+filled the interval while we awaited donkeys which were
+to transport us. One heard that previous columns had bought
+the few available stores, and that the Arabs had learned
+to put up prices. The novelty for the Turk of white prisoners
+was wearing off, and altogether we seemed in for a rough time.
+We were allowed to go down to the river near by to bathe under
+escort. On one occasion our padre quoted "By the waters of
+Babylon we sat down and wept when we thought of thee,
+O Zion." We realized we were the Third Captivity. In
+fact he might have selected another psalm.
+
+About a quarter of the donkeys turned up. Our senior
+officer objected; but ultimately we had to start with what we
+could get, a half donkey for one's kit and one-third for oneself.
+We had to walk in turns, and from the size and condition
+of the donkeys a collapse was soon inevitable. Major Middlemas
+and I piled our kit on a large donkey, whom we called the
+Cynic, from the cut of his head and from his eye and his
+perpetual sneer, no doubt brought about by a disgust of the
+Turk's hopeless _bandobast_. He went at his own pace.
+
+The sun was setting on the desert as our column of about
+forty British officers, a number of native officers, and some
+sick men whom we took as orderlies, wound slowly over the
+scorching sand. Dust from the forward column blinded us,
+and one was frequently almost ridden down by others pressing
+on. A riding animal I shared with Lieutenant Lee-Bennett,
+who feeling ill collapsed after doing a mile or two, and so he
+rode most of the time. He had been very ill, whereas I was
+recovering, and although racked with pain I managed to keep
+going by holding on to a strap. At intervals in the hot night
+we halted. I shall never forget the impressiveness of this
+scene. Our long shadows reached far over the plain. For
+the most part we were silent men, and determination to get
+as far as possible was in every one's heart, but it was an absolute
+gamble. Here and there friends walked beside a donkey and
+held a sick man up. I felt an inner conviction I would manage
+all right, and this kept me up in many a doubtful moment
+later. Here and there an Indian Mussulman soldier fell out
+for a few seconds, and with his forehead in the desert dust
+paid his devotion to Allah. More than one of our guards did
+so likewise. A glorious sky of red sailing clouds stretched
+above us, and there came over me the battle picture of Détaille's
+"Dream," a procession of soldier spirits marching across the
+sky with banners streaming, while down on the plain below,
+among stacks of piled rifles, men lay sleeping among the dead.
+Some Arab set up his chant and the rhythm then fitted
+in exactly with that of Beethoven's funeral march. I was
+sorry for having had to start without some of my friends.
+Lieutenant Lacy of the Hants was too ill. He has drawn
+very much on his youth. I have been much struck with his
+quiet manly self-possession.
+
+It was a feverish night, and as it wore on we found our
+strength giving out. To fall out was to be neglected and lost.
+One pressed on as in a sort of nightmare. Now and then
+a donkey fell or refused to budge and our orderlies had to be
+carried also. This meant casting kit. At last we reached the
+camping place, but there was no water. After an hour or two
+of broken sleep we were aroused by shouts of "Haidee" (hurry),
+"Yallah" (get on). Now our donkeys had been requisitioned
+from Arabs at Samarra, and Turkish payment is generally
+nothing. These Arabs followed us in the night. In the
+morning most of the donkeys were missing. We had had to
+sleep where we were ordered and could not guard them
+ourselves. This meant a fruitless search, and after much labour
+the Cynic only was recovered from another convoy. Our
+riding animal was gone so I had to walk. It was an awful
+march once the sun had got up. In the distance a few sandstone
+hills appeared. Our tongues were swollen and our
+throats on fire as we at last staggered on to the river. The
+donkeys bolted into the water, and some fell in with their
+packs on them. After a rest of two hours we went on again
+over stony defiles. I had to fall out several times and then
+had some luck in buying from an Arab a ride on his tiny donkey,
+whom I called Peter Pan, a small thing not two feet high but
+awfully game. We pulled each other up the hills, and hours
+afterwards tumbled into Te Krit, a hostile Arab village which
+treated our men abominably.
+
+We slept in a Serai stable place and rested two days,
+purchasing what food we could. On the river front was a
+camp of our soldiers dying from enteritis and dysentery.
+Medicine that had been left in charge of a native assistant
+surgeon had been sold to the Turks and the money kept by
+him. Many and loud were the complaints of our men against
+him. This man I understand is to be dealt with. He was an
+absolute traitor, in fact, murderer. The Turks had no
+medicine, and what this man sold had been carefully preserved
+and given to the camp by a previous column. The ration for
+the men (who had no money) was indigestible bread, and they
+were only allowed to crawl to the muddy river which made
+dysentery worse. The Arabs were particularly bad, and it
+wasn't safe to go outside the door without a guard. While
+defending my bundle of scanty clothes on the donkey from a
+big Arab, his friends made off with my spare haversack of
+utensils, and I lost this haversack also with my water-bottle.
+
+From here the trek became a daily affair. Men fell out and
+died or were left in some village. Donkeys collapsed and kit
+had to be abandoned. From out of the darkness one heard
+moaning cries of "Marghaya, Sahib" "Marghaya" (dying)
+from our Indian friends who could go no farther. One looked
+into the night and saw the Arab fires, and knew the fate of
+him who fell out.
+
+Turkish troops passing our column in the night seized our
+water-bottles and rugs or anything they could get without
+making too much disturbance, and although I have no doubt
+this was against orders, still no one seems concerned to see
+Turkish orders carried out. We made bivouac tents of our
+rugs by the river at which we fetched up each night. The
+country became a sand-grassy waste. Here and there were
+a few goats or sheep herded by the river. The rest was desert.
+At Khan Khernina, a stopping place on the Tigris, we prepared
+for the long waterless march of which we had heard so much.
+We bought waterskins, cast spare kit, and with our dates,
+chupattis, and the bones of our last meal for stew, for we could
+afford meat only once a week as our small pay from Baghdad
+was almost finished, we pressed on. It was a terrible march for
+sick men. Hour after hour we kept going, our thirst increasing
+and our water evaporating from the skins. I had no donkey
+but borrowed one here and there from my brother officers.
+We all tried to help our orderlies also.
+
+Later, I coaxed on a small beast that had collapsed and had
+been left to die. Gunner Holmes and I had to chastise him
+along and he required pushing. After a time we got him to go
+a little better and tried making him walk behind our water-bottles
+strung on the donkey ahead that carried now three
+officers' kits. Every one asked why we bothered. That night,
+however, when other donkeys were giving out and the halting
+place drew near, our donkey revived and made off at a great
+rate expecting to end up with his usual draught of water. It
+was this beast that helped us to negotiate the worst patch.
+
+The night of the first great waterless march we rested on
+the _maidan_, a hilly bare spot near some salt springs, and had
+a most entertaining time of it. Dust storms revolved around
+us and donkeys stamped over our heads as they stampeded.
+Kit, men, and beasts became indistinguishable. Nightmare
+followed nightmare in quick succession, and shortly after, while
+it was still dark, we were hurried on. The thing was to get in
+the lead of the column and, having the use of a donkey for the
+first hour, I left with the leading file alongside Fauad Bey,
+our half-Turk, half-Arab Commander. This meant getting
+ready early. He was a rough sort but his chief sins were
+ignorance and faulty judgment and inability to make any sort
+of _bandobast_. With proper orders much of our sorrows could
+have been obviated. The waterless march continued through
+dust and heat. Donkey after donkey collapsed. Our last
+drop of water was evaporating, so we drank it. At last,
+after some hours, we looked down over a depression and the
+cry "mai," "mai" (water), came from our guards ahead--they,
+too, wanted water.
+
+The Tigris lay far below. The cry was taken up in Hindustani
+"pani," "pani." It travelled down the column giving
+hope to the faltering. The village was still three miles off.
+Then a thunderstorm with heavy rain broke over us. The
+beautiful water soaked on to our skin. We loved it.
+
+An hour or so afterwards we reached Shergat, that in old
+times was Asshur--the Assyrian capital of the 13th century,
+B.C. The excavations enabled us to see something of the
+life of that ancient town. There seemed much Roman work
+there, too. In the first hour we drank and drank and drank
+again, and then got into the river, sick men and all, to let
+the glorious element caress us once again. Then we settled
+down for sleep among donkeys, drivers, and Turks, the bearers
+flourishing pots all round us. The better rooms on the balcony
+and first floor were for senior officers. I was feeling very
+weakened and could not sleep for pain in my spine, but hoped
+to get through as the waterless march was over.
+
+Malaria returned the second night, and with a temperature
+of 105° I heard we were off. I felt appallingly unsteady and my
+head throbbed to every movement of the donkey, as it does
+in such cases. I was lucky to have any donkey at all, because
+some of the native orderlies having lost their own donkeys clean
+shaved most of the others, thus erasing the letters that had
+been cut out of the hair of the animal. Wild and high raged
+many a conflict over donkeys. I found mine had been re-branded
+and was claimed by another. At the last moment I
+managed to get a tiny animal from an Arab water-carrier
+for my last money.
+
+Once again we filed out to the setting sun past Bedouin
+camps. We crossed some heavy water-courses, and more than
+one humorous event occurred thereat. To see a colonel
+seated on a diminutive donkey that stuck midstream, refusing
+to budge either forward or backward while the water gradually
+climbed up the angry colonel's breeches, was quite entertaining.
+In such cases a fat Turk or Arab would seize the
+animal's nose while the others pushed the beast or the colonel
+from behind. I remember that on one such occasion a very
+"bobbery" major rode a donkey that had conceived an
+affection for mine, and always followed my little beast. So when
+we stuck midstream the major's beast stopped also, and, less
+lucky than I, his animal happened to have stopped on some
+quicksand so that when finally my beast was got to move
+the major's could not. The whole four of us were equally
+put out. I suggested later that we should exchange donkeys,
+but as I had only a slight lien on my animal the major disagreed.
+
+A detailed account of our many wanderings would spoil
+the perspective of this diary. We went on through the nights
+and through the days; through dust-storms and heat, by
+night passing the fires of Arabs who awaited the stragglers,
+sometimes camping by Bedouin tents or pebbly water-courses,
+always following the trail of dead, for every mile or
+so one saw mounds of our dead soldiers by the wayside. We
+left Hammamali, a village of sulphur-baths, on the 14th June,
+and stumbling over rocky ground for some hours we reached
+far-famed Mosul, and with great delight saw again a few trees.
+Then appeared the mounds of Nineveh and the mounds of
+the palace of the great King Sardanapalus. But even the
+shades of Sargon, Shalmaneser and Sennacherib scarcely
+interested us. In the foreground we saw a great tomb which
+we were told was John the Baptist's! And Alexander's great
+battlefield of Arbela lay on the eastern plain.
+
+The impression of life in Mosul is bad. We have some
+rooms in an appalling dirty barracks among gangs of Kurds
+in chains. Every day or so one of these is hung. Down
+below in the basement our men are dying wholesale. They
+are the survivors of previous columns. We have been compulsory
+guests of a Turkish officers' club. They charged us
+three times as much as the town did, and generally neglected
+us. General Melliss, however, told us to-day to go to the town.
+We quoted his high authority freely and went to a most
+excellent little Italian restaurant. The proprietor was from
+Naples, and we had some conversation of his old haunts. He
+did us very well and quite reasonably, actually cashing a
+cheque or two for us.
+
+_Nisibin, June 26th._--After many false rumours of wagons
+and carts for transport and the usual half-dozen false starts
+we left Mosul on June 20th. Early in the morning before
+starting I slipped out in the confusion of preparing the columns
+and did the round of Mosul absolutely unattended. With the
+little Turkish I had picked up and French here and there, I
+visited the bank quarter to try to raise some money by cheque.
+There was no chance of this, but I succeeded in changing the
+notes I had for smaller. The notes were not accepted in the
+bazaar, and one was charged for paper change. I had not
+the fortune of meeting one likely person or I should not have
+returned, but to attempt to escape without help in such a
+place with the desert all around was too hopeless. I saw
+merely bazaar and squabbling Arabs.
+
+On the 20th a few tiny donkeys were given us for riding
+animals, about enough to allow one officer out of six a ride
+one hour in three. Some donkeys were on three legs, some so
+poor and sick they could scarcely move. For transport we
+were shown a set of a dozen untrained, wild and unharnessed
+camels, altogether the most savage and nasty brutes I have
+ever seen. They were unapproachable and snapped and
+gyrated and then trotted away. If a kit were fixed on they
+proceeded to brush it off. One or two had a rotten saddletree
+without any girths, bridles or head-straps there were none,
+only a piece of rotten rag or rope being around the animals'
+heads. We had, however, already laid in a stock of the best
+rope we could get, and having first fitted this into the jaws of
+the brutes, proceeded to fix on our kit. I was very amused
+at the efforts of the Turks to help us. They tied the kit
+actually on one camel's neck, and our Indian bearers went one
+better by tying it on to his legs. However, finally we got
+most of our kit on board, and then the fun started. First
+one and then another got loose, as the servants were too
+weak to hold them. Soon the road was a procession of fleeing
+camels dropping bundle after bundle in their headlong flight.
+
+This pantomime went on for hours. It was awfully hot.
+We took a long time to get them refitted. An hour later,
+blinded with perspiration and dust and in the last stage of
+exhaustion, we set out again, having done only about four
+miles of this terrible trek of which we had heard so much and
+which was now said to be worse than the other we had just
+finished. We plodded on. Presently loud shouts of consternation
+broke from the rear, and we saw a gigantic camel laden
+up with well-roped valises, firewood, and stores topped with
+rugs, and a fowl or two. He simply charged through the
+procession, brushing every bit of kit off the other camels as
+he passed and setting off two or three along with him. One
+camel followed him with a helpless bearer seated on the top
+of the stores, the head-rope gone. His shouts as he was borne
+toward the wrong part of the horizon would have been funny
+if it had not meant disaster for his sahib. We rested an hour
+or two and then went on in two columns, one of which got lost
+and did several miles too much, joining us before the dawn in
+time to start again. The camel pantomime continued. I
+walked or borrowed a ride from an Arab. My endurance was
+to me the marvellous thing.
+
+I was almost two stone underweight, and very unwell
+from the long bout of colitis, my digestion quite out of gear,
+weak from want of nourishment and my shell-bruise, not to
+mention continual pain from my eyes. Yet with all the
+exertion and sleepless nights, so fascinating was movement
+after long inaction that I managed to go along quite well, and
+at times felt my legs swinging rhythmically along in the night
+and believed it possible to be well one day again. One donkey
+I managed to get for my baggage and that of my fellow
+voyager, Lieutenant Stapleton, I.A.R., who was an official "of
+important dimensions" in the I.C.S., and although not much _au
+fait_ with knots and donkeys, made a most excellent purchasing
+officer, as his Arabic was so doubtful that the Arabs, being at a
+loss to know his wants, had to produce all their possessions,
+and in this way we ended up more than once in having a
+goat's head when he had set out to describe the more expensive
+chicken. He was keen on ologies, and we called him the
+Ologist. One tried to extract humour out of our incongruous
+situations, but getting tired of being humorous we ended by
+examining things from the resigned angle of the fatalist.
+
+Each day before the dawn broke we were up, and after a
+breakfast of tea, black bread, a small piece of cheese and two
+figs, or generally only raisins, we prepared to leave. Then the
+camel pantomime started afresh, and it was no uncommon
+sight to see half our convoy of camels bolting headlong in
+the wrong direction before a crowd of galloping gendarmes and
+Turks, their uplifted tails disappearing over a sand-ridge
+against the rising sun and their kit distributed at intervals on
+the plain.
+
+On this trek we lost the sense of time. Sometimes we
+marched by day, but generally in the evening and well on into
+the night. But for us time was not. I knew two seasons
+only: when we walked and when we did not. I did not always
+sleep. We have had to rely on provisions we brought with us
+and live chiefly on raisins. Sometimes one was on foot,
+sometimes one rode, and a broken-down wagon or two offered
+a fraction of a seat to any one that collapsed up to the number
+of six. But so many from one cause or another got sick
+or footsore that the extra had to hang on to the wagon.
+
+Our Commandant, Fauad Bey, has been in a most obstreperous
+and belligerent mood for days. He allowed our senior
+officer, Colonel Cummings, to remain and fish at the latter's
+request at the first camp out of Mosul on the understanding
+that he would follow with his escort the same night. The
+colonel turned up some days later, and whatever misunderstanding
+there was, Fauad considered his kindness abused, and
+made the whole column suffer with regulations and restrictions.
+At Demir Kapu we finished the most strenuous march I have
+ever done. It was a dry, waterless stretch of forty kilometres
+over parched ground with not even salt springs _en route_.
+Again and again we had nothing left but the will to go on.
+My donkey collapsed, and with difficulty I got him to a swamp
+of foul slime in which, besides many bones, were the half-picked
+skeletons of two donkeys that had apparently been
+drowned in their attempt to get water.
+
+So dry and thirsty were the animals that most of them
+rushed into the slimy pool up to their backs and then subsided,
+kit and all, into the mud. We extricated them, and having
+drunk our fill also of slime, we set out for the last few miles.
+This water was green and filled with germs, but one's experience
+had pretty well inoculated one by this time. Our thirst
+was not to be denied. One's soul was hot within one and one's
+tongue dry and hard. With our limit of transport there was
+no alternative, and most of us had had no money wherewith
+to buy "mussocks" (waterskins). The column reached out
+for miles. Even our guard were quite done.
+
+At length we reached Demir Kapu (iron gates), where a cool
+translucent stream runs through some rocks, and we drank and
+bathed, and some having slept began to fish. At our next
+halting-place a dust-storm descended on our camp in the night.
+I have been in dust-storms in various places, but this was of a
+new order. With a roar like thunder a deluge of sand fell
+upon us, travelling terrifically fast. It tore down bivouacs,
+carried off tents and valises, pulled up picketing pegs, and rolled
+even heavy pots hundreds of yards off, where they were buried
+in the sand and many lost. We could not stand against it
+any more than against an incoming tide. It lasted for some
+minutes. One buried one's head and lay with all one's weight
+on one's kit. I understand how people are often suffocated
+in these storms, as even this was quite long enough. My
+chief loss was my topee, for which I looked long in the dark
+and even walked along the river to within a few yards of an
+Arab village to see if it had been carried down. The next
+day my improvised headgear of a towel proved inadequate,
+and I went down with an awful attack of sunstroke. Our
+medical officer allowed me to ride some of the way in the ambulance
+cart, as my temperature, he said, was quite high. Thanks
+to his kindness and attention and wet cloths I picked up enough
+to walk a little. I arrived at Nisibin feeling very ill and
+feverish.
+
+I am writing under an old Roman stone bridge. Nisibin was
+once the outpost of the Roman Empire, and ruins of an
+ancient university life are found on the plain and along the
+wall. It is frightfully hot. There is little food in the bazaar
+and prices are the highest yet met, a handful of raisins being
+about half a crown.
+
+I set out yesterday for the hospital to recover a topee, as
+I heard a British officer had died there. After many wanderings
+through tiny streets and dark quarters and backyards
+and many redirections, I was led through a doorway of
+matting hanging from the mud-brick wall into a courtyard,
+where through an opening in the wall I saw a sight that
+staggered the imagination.
+
+A bare strip of filthy ground ran down to the river some two
+hundred yards off. Along the wall, protected by only a few
+scanty leaves and loose grass flung over some tatti work of
+branches through which the fierce sun streamed with unabated
+violence, I saw some human forms which no eye but one
+acquainted with the phenomenon of the trek could possibly
+recognize as British soldiery. They were wasted to wreathes
+of skin hanging upon a bone frame. For the most part they
+were stark naked except for a rag around their loins, their
+garments having been sold to buy food, bread, milk, and
+medicine. Their eyes were white with the death hue. Their
+sunken cheeks were covered with the unshaven growth of
+weeks. One had just died and two or three corpses just been
+removed, the Turkish attendant no doubt having heard of
+the approach of an officers' column. But the corpses had
+lain there for days. Some of the men were too weak to move.
+The result of the collection of filth and the unsanitary state in
+the centre of which these men lay in a climate like this can be
+imagined. Water was not regularly supplied to them, and
+those unable to walk had to crawl to the river for water.
+One could see their tracks through the dirt and grime. Three
+or four hard black biscuits lay near the dead man. Other
+forms near by I thought dead, but they moved unconsciously
+again. One saw the bee-hive phenomenon of flies which
+swarmed by the million going in and out of living men's open
+mouths. I was discovered talking to the men by a Turk and
+"haideed" off to the Turkish officer. Having assured them of
+doing all in my power, and having given them the two or three
+poor useless little coins I could spare, I went to the Turk, having
+got the topee of Lieutenant O'Donoghoe, who had died under
+conditions little better, with no doctor, no medicine, and no
+food but "chorba" (vegetable soup, practically water). He
+had lingered in this awfully lonely place for weeks and no
+transport had been offered him.
+
+I talked long to the Turk, who understood some French,
+and told him how this sort of thing was destroying the name
+of Turkey and how for these things the day of reckoning must
+come. He was more moved by the latter than the former,
+knowing that in Turkey officials may be sacrificed for any
+caprice of another person. An Armenian was there also, and
+I much despised him for expressing horror to me of _les barbares_
+when the Turk was outside, but obviously siding with him
+when together. He then showed me the place of the men
+in order to point out that I was wrong in not understanding
+that Turkish kindness was proportionate to their mercy. He
+was angry, however, when I tried to take him towards "the"
+place, and more so when he heard that I had actually been
+allowed to go. The case was taken up by our padre, Rev.
+H. Spooner, and Father Mullan. What men could move,
+came along with us. We have raised a subscription of some
+£60 for the men. Then we heaped large curses on the Commandant
+and vowed vengeance. The men's lot altered for
+the better, and we promised to press Turkish authority to send
+transport. The great pity is that General Melliss, who had
+achieved miracles _en route_ in alleviating the sufferings of our
+men, did not stop at Nisibin, the real state of the worst quarters
+having been withheld from him.
+
+Nisibin is halfway on the second trek, and the column is
+getting decidedly weaker. At night, when the remorseless
+sun is gone, we wander up and down our tiny front between
+the sentries smoking what Arab tobacco we can get and
+casting many an anxious glance towards the western horizon
+over which far, far away lies Ras-el-Ain, the railway terminus.
+Between this and that there are many marches throughout
+long nights and days. Shall we reach it?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Ras-el-Ain, July 4th._--I am thankful to Providence that
+I am lucky enough to write this heading. At last we are
+arrived in the wretched village, but as I write I hear a locomotive
+puffing and puffing. We are on the railhead. No
+sailor after being tossed amid shipwreck in a frantic ocean
+ever felt happier to be in port than do we, to realize the long
+march is done. There are other marches ahead over mountains,
+but they are short, we hear. The desert is crossed.
+
+We left Nisibin on June 29th at 6.30 p.m. with some very
+unsatisfactory donkeys, taking with us all the sick we could.
+One or two of these had slipped out from hospital unawares,
+and joined us as we passed on. They begged to be allowed to
+come, saying they preferred dying on the desert to going back
+to the terrors of Nisibin. We put them up on every available
+donkey, and some in our hospital cart, and our orderlies helped
+the rest along. For the most part they did well, although,
+as the trek wore on, one after another collapsed, and those
+that did not die at once we left in the most congenial camp
+we could. The first two nights were bad. The donkeys went
+stubbornly, as they invariably did, before getting into the
+swing of the trek.
+
+The pace of the column was coming down to about two
+miles and often less an hour. The local Arabs seemed wilder,
+and we had to keep together, as one party of Turks had been
+recently massacred outright.
+
+We were reinforced with vigilant gendarmes. For the
+stragglers it was certain death at the Arabs' hands. The tail
+of the column was an awful place. Sometimes one got here
+when one's donkey collapsed or kit fell off, or when one felt
+too seedy to sit on one's donkey, or too tired to walk fast
+when it was one's relay to walk. Four of us shared one
+donkey, Stapleton and I and our orderlies. At the rear of
+the column the mounted gendarmes, Turk and Arab, galloped
+about, exhorting the sick and dying to hurry, almost riding
+them down and driving them on with blows of sticks and their
+rifle butts. We, of course, stopped this when we could. One
+night I got badly left, and the column was miles off. My
+donkey and orderly had collapsed at the same time, and
+Stapleton was not available on this occasion, in fact he was
+probably ill himself. A small band of us we were, and more
+than once I was practically knocked over by the impetuous
+horsemen.
+
+The padre was awfully good and diligent in assisting men,
+but, nevertheless, from out the night one heard the high Indian
+wail, "murghaya, sahib," "dying, sahib, dying." For the most
+part British soldiers stayed with their friends until they were
+dead. I saw some of the finest examples history could produce
+of the British soldier's self-sacrifice for and fidelity to his
+friend. It was a grim reality for the sick of the column.
+For those well, and many were comparatively so, it was
+quite a different thing. I shall never forget one soldier who
+could go no farther. He fell resignedly on to the ground, the
+stump of a cigarette in his mouth, and with a tiredness born
+of long suffering, buried his head in his arms to shut out the
+disappearing column and smoked on. Night was around us
+and Arab fires near. We were a half-mile behind the column.
+I was quite exhausted. One sick soldier was hanging on to a
+strap of my donkey. My orderly on another. His feet were
+all blood, as his boots had been taken from him. A soldier
+went to the sick man behind, but I did not see him again.
+Shortly after, on the same awful night, I saw another man
+crawling on all fours over the desert in the dark quite alone.
+He said he hoped to reach the next halt, and get his promised
+ride for half an hour, and by that time he might go on again
+to the next place. We picked him up, and I gave him my
+strap. Another sick orderly held him up. He was all bone,
+and could scarcely lurch along. We eventually got him to the
+halt, and gave him a place in a cart.
+
+At another place we came across a British soldier whose
+suffering had been so acute that he had gone out of his mind
+and lost his memory. He had been left in a cave, and had
+evidently eaten nothing for days, but had crawled down to
+the water. He was delirious and jabbering, and thought he
+was a dog. We carried him along in the cart to the next camp.
+
+On another occasion our donkey bolted, and we were left
+with no transport whatever, even for our blankets or water.
+By the greatest good luck I hired a donkey for some of my kit
+from a passing convoy, and the Arab followed me up for days,
+getting all he could out of me. Our Commandant finally
+thrashed him for charging too much, and gave us the donkey
+henceforth for nothing. But it disappeared the same night,
+and was probably stolen. I thought hard things of the
+Commandant.
+
+The column grew weak and slower, and at the end we had
+to use three carts to move the sick on in relays.
+
+The march to Tel Ermen was the worst. We were raided
+by Turkish troops on the march, and lost our boots and lots
+more. Above us the famous old town of Mardin lay perched
+up on its altitude, a high-walled and ramparted city of the
+Ancients looking over a waste of desert and enjoying a secluded
+life. We wondered how many treks like ours it had seen.
+
+We left more and more of the men and orderlies behind.
+The last stage was terribly trying, and we were doing forced
+marches by night and day. We were done to a turn. Only
+the driving power of one's will made one press on to the magic
+word "Ras-el-Ain." The future is doubtful enough. But we
+are at least here. To-morrow we may leave for Aleppo or
+Konia, no one knows which, least of all the Turk.
+
+We found here most of the doctors, including Fritz and
+Murphy, living in a wretched little mud-building on rotten
+and stale eggs brought from Aleppo.
+
+The Hindoos, less favoured than the Mohammedan
+prisoners, are to remain here. We saw their gaunt skeletons
+at work carrying baskets of gravel in constructing the railway
+for the Turks back over the desert they had crossed. This
+outlook seemed to me sufficiently appalling. They had very
+little food. The British soldier was to move on. We were
+glad he was spared this.
+
+I have just visited secretly a German N.C.O. camp of
+mechanical transport close by. They gave me coffee and
+biscuits, and, in exchange for a khaki jacket and jodpurs, some
+tins of bully, a bag of coffee, and some cheese. They were on
+the point of giving me some more, but I had to go. They
+told me a lot about Germany, and of the German victory at
+Kattegat, of which I saw a description in a cutting just received
+by one of them. We believed, nevertheless, the German had
+in reality been well hammered on the sea. The Germans
+couldn't understand my incredulity, and said they didn't see
+why they shouldn't do on the sea what they had done on the
+land. Verdun, they said, would be taken in two weeks.
+They admitted the French defence was a surprise.
+
+Lord Kitchener's death at sea I didn't believe.
+
+Nevertheless, one feels one has reached partial civilization
+to be able to speak of France and the fleet, even to a German.
+
+We were huddled together near some stagnant water in
+the village for some hours without cover in the heat of the
+day. Then the sun went down behind the tiny collection of
+mud huts. Our future was in doubt. We smoked for the
+most part in silence, and watched the shadows lengthening
+towards the Eastern desert over which we had managed to
+survive. I can only record the dreadful aspect of the lot of
+those unfortunate prisoners destined to remain here until the
+end of the war.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I feel dreadfully ill and weak. The last spurt has drained
+our remaining vitality.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+BY RAIL AND TREK OVER THE TAURUS TO ANGORA--THE LAST
+TREK TO KASTAMUNI
+
+
+_En Route._
+
+Suddenly, some time after sunset, we were just preparing
+to settle down by the station for the night
+when a train drew up. With some other subalterns
+I found a small place for a bed in a truck. There was a space
+of four feet by two for each of us. We stuffed our legs
+anywhere and slept. The train started and we awoke. The
+doors of the truck were open. We watched the desert go by,
+thankful beyond expression, mystified at this extraordinary
+change, the conveyance of dying men without their own effort.
+The terrible bumps and the state of the trucks were nothing.
+It was a train.
+
+Some time in the early morning we crossed the Euphrates,
+near where stood the site of ancient Jarabolis. The archæologist
+of the party told of the excavations here, and, somewhere
+to the north, of Karkemish the Hittite capital in the twilight
+of history.
+
+About 10 a.m. we arrived at Mouslemie, the junction of
+Aleppo, some half-hour off by train from that city, whither
+were sent most of the sick rank and file that had accompanied
+us, including all our servants. Only one batman for four
+officers was allowed us. To my dismay I had to part with
+poor Graoul, otherwise Holmes, to whom I gave half my
+rations the Germans had given me and my last kron. I found
+afterwards more than one had "wangled" an extra servant.
+Padre Spooner asked me to share with him and a subaltern
+nicknamed Hummerbug, in order to keep a sick servant he
+had with him. This meant we had to move our own luggage.
+The prospect was appalling, as I was too sick and weak to
+walk far without sitting down.
+
+We had no food and no money, not having been paid since
+Mosul. Father Mullan, our kind Catholic padre, gave me a
+piastre. With it I bought a piece of bread, and shared it with
+another subaltern. Other officers were too poor to pay the
+small debts they owed.
+
+At five we stopped near a German train bound for Ras-el-Ain.
+A trooper aboard it was trying to buy gold signet rings
+at a tenth of their value. He showed us several he had got
+from other unfortunates. He advised our getting supplies at
+once, as at the mountain stop there was nothing to be had.
+
+An hour later we proved it true enough. The place was
+called Islahie--merely a station with two or three new houses
+where a German Staff dwelt, and some skin and brushwood
+shelters where sick British soldiers lay--all under the shadow
+of wooded heights. An awful Turkish brute followed me as I
+tried to drag our kits over the country to the camping place.
+Cholera was supposed to be raging here, and we were kept
+apart from the others. Excellent water was brought us in a
+water-cart. I missed my orderly Graoul. The padre and a
+subaltern nicknamed Hummerbug and I now messed together.
+His servant I afterwards found was too sick to do much.
+
+We boiled the German ration, and I had some soup--besides
+which we had the coffee. Some real tobacco had turned up,
+and I remember sitting beside the fire smoking disconsolately
+and missing Graoul. Graoul, too, would be lost without me.
+Why, he had no sense of humour whatever!
+
+I sat smoking, I say, disconsolately until the long shadows
+lengthened along the hills of the Taurus and climbed higher
+and higher upon the mountain sides. The last twilight left
+little coppery patterns on the crest of the dark glens. The
+white-washed houses on the lower slope reminded me forcibly
+of Scotland. I felt I might hear the tinkle of a bell and expect
+at any moment to see a brawny Scotch shepherd with his
+shaggy dogs at his heels take the cottage path from the height
+above. We made a jugga and slept. The next morning
+early we came across a German Flying Corps officer, who
+informed us he was engaged to some one in England, and proceeded
+to help us. We raked up sardines, a little milk, and
+small change. Also he promised to speak to a German
+colonel arriving that day, about the way we were being
+hustled.
+
+We had a better breakfast, and being allowed to see the
+now isolated patients, I went among the men's quarters and
+found them in a shocking state. About thirty had died there.
+They had money which had been given them by the Red Cross
+people at Aleppo. In the course of the day the German
+colonel turned up and walked into Fauad in true Prussian
+style, the result being that carts were provided for us--four
+to a cart, with kit, and, happy to the point of shouting, we
+clambered into them. Two officers having to walk an inquiry
+was made as to who had taken a cart for two only instead of
+for four. Although they were asked they admitted nothing
+until a tally of each cart being taken it was found that two
+officers had bagged one cart to themselves so that they could
+lie stretched out. This meant others walking. Without carts
+we must have left half our number behind.
+
+The Turkish method of driving a cart is to gallop 200
+yards and then crawl. At 2 a.m. we stopped three-quarters
+of the way up and, without unpacking our valises, slept on
+the ground. Before dawn we were away again, and every one
+had to walk except those crippled with sprained ankles and
+so on. I found it a most dreadful climb in my condition. I
+was trembling through weakness, and the well-belaboured
+mules went at a very fast walk up the steep gradient, so that
+I had to hustle to keep up. Deep ravines fell away from the
+road, but the hills were not high enough to grow the mountain
+fir. Other scrub and dwarf pines grew thickly. We walked
+for two and a half hours, the perspiration dripping from our
+clothes. I was in acute pain for some of the time with
+ravages of old complaints. There were plenty of clear, running
+streams from springs, and at each of these we soused our
+hands and heads in the cool water. We walked up the steep
+inclines. Near the top the wretched drivers galloped away to
+prevent our getting in, but I caught a belated one after going
+a mile farther, while some still toddled away astern. The
+driver tried to turn me out, but his mules required most of his
+attention, so I stayed up.
+
+The whole trip was to be about twenty-four miles. These
+mountains were being pierced by tunnels, as yet only recently
+begun from the western slope, a switchback ride being nothing
+to it. Without brakes of any kind, but only trusting to the
+collars and pole chain of the mules, the drivers, with loud
+shouts, galloped their animals down; now and again a wheel
+going over the edge of the ravine or the pole fetching up in
+the cutting, or in the back of some fellow sitting in the rear
+of the cart ahead. The carts were the usual four-wheeled,
+groggy thing we had got used to. Several times our cart got
+away, we tipping another cart over into a hole, and on another
+occasion we raced to pass another at awful speed before
+reaching a narrow corner. We did it by inches, but hit the
+corner, the second cart getting its pole into the kit I sat on,
+and hoisting me feet uppermost into the air. One collision
+happened, injuring a mule, smashing a cart, and just missing
+Colonel Cummings, who said things in English to all whom it
+might concern. As it was, his servant was sent flying over
+the _khud_.
+
+We arrived at the village of Hassan Beyli at 8.30 a.m. It
+nestled in a pretty little wooded valley among orchards
+clustering on the adjoining slopes. As we passed through the
+main street I noticed that all the houses were closed with
+shutters. We learned that their Armenian tenants had been
+butchered _à la Turque_. We waited in the sun, and were moved
+here and there, each time dragging our kits with us. I was
+waiting beside mine in a stony field when suddenly I felt
+extremely dizzy and faint with a feeling of nausea. I had to
+abandon my kit, and I plodded over to some shelter, where I
+lay down, and a cold perspiration broke out all over my body,
+and I experienced the pains and vomitings of the enteritis
+attack in Kut. At this moment the English padre appeared,
+and suggested that to think one's self well is to be well. Here
+I said something distressing, so he said. I am sure he meant
+well. I had not felt so wretchedly sick since Kut fell, and
+the doctor told me that evening that the chlorodyne I had
+taken possibly prevented a collapse. We were on the verge of
+cholera. In the evening after a sleep I gathered some sticks
+and carried a little water, while the padre was meditating.
+Then while our orderly made the stew and coffee I strolled away
+to the stream and bathed. I dallied there quite a long time.
+
+In the half light we had "dinner." The padre returned
+from his soliloquy in a most obviously exemplary and virtuous
+mood. Oh, to be able to accumulate virtue on such an occasion
+like a shilling gas meter, and without warning, turn it on, even
+if an hour after it has all gone. I suggest taps affixed to the
+person with little black letters on ivory thereon to the effect:
+"HUMILITY," "BALM," "PRECEPT," "PATIENCE,"
+"MARTYRDOM," "ADVICE--On--Off." Hummerbug
+annotated him. I encouraged both. I liked it.
+
+We slept that night until about 1 a.m., and in the darkness
+loaded up the carts and pushed off. All had to walk in turn
+to give the orderly a lift also. We drove through a pleasing
+country of green foothills covered by wandering pine and
+beech. In taking short cuts from road to road to catch up
+to the carts as we walked, we came across many Armenian
+homes smashed in and corpses half-covered with soil or flung
+down a hollow, where the Turk had passed. About six o'clock
+we met a great crowd of Armenian and Greek peasants, with
+old men and old grey-haired women and children carrying
+small bundles or articles of cooking, all herded together _en
+route_ for somewhere. They were guarded by askars (soldiers).
+In this way they are moved from place to place, their number
+dwindling until all have gone. At a tiny coffee-place here we
+had coffee and lebon and then walked the remaining miles
+into Marmourie as the carts had been ordered not to wait for
+us. It was a long and hurried walk.
+
+The country here looked quite pleasing to the eye. Fine
+terraces, fringing woods that lined the slopes of moderate hills
+and overlooking green valleys and splashing water-falls,
+seemed to ask for a hydro and golf links. We reached
+Marmourie about 8 o'clock, passing some Turkish soldiers
+_en route_ over the Taurus, as also small ammunition transport.
+Every bit of their ammunition for Mesopotamia has, it seems,
+to go over these hills, as the other road, via Diabecca, is crossed
+and occupied by the Russian troops. Near the top of the
+Taurus we passed fittings for an aeroplane in huge cases that
+had come all the way from Germany. These were for service
+in Palestine obviously. Through some difference among the
+Turkish officers we were not allowed to sit in the shade at
+Marmourie while we awaited our train, but were made to sit
+along a dirty wall in the fierce sun for hours like so many
+convicts. We waited there in the sweltering heat, date the
+8th July, from 8 a.m. until 1 p.m., drinking lebon every half-hour,
+which we got from a shop near by.
+
+The train accommodation was small carriages, and the
+trucks were reserved for luggage. Only the orderlies were
+allowed in them, so we sat packed upright, and couldn't sleep
+a wink. The stations along this line were larger and busier
+than those east of the Taurus. Only once since getting into
+the train at Ras-el-Ain had Fauad Bey, our Turkish Commandant,
+helped us in the way of food. On that occasion he
+issued a ration of bread to every one. Here we persuaded
+him to send a wire to Adana to have lunch ready for us, Adana
+being a large town near Taurus. When we arrived at Adana
+at 4.30 there was great excitement on the thronged platform.
+Gorgeously-attired police and other petty officials buzzed
+about. It appeared that some Turkish officer was passing
+through. We jumped off and ran along on the edge of the
+platform, when we were told we were too wild and unkempt-looking
+to be seen by the high Turkish official. "Damn the
+high Turkish official," said we, "we want yesterday's lunch."
+Yes! the lunch was there all ready, but they couldn't allow
+us in! Moreover, we were not allowed to fill our bottles. If
+we had been fit I verily believe we would have taken our
+lunch. I was hauled back. But, getting through my train
+on the other side and the cordon of Turks, I got inside the
+enclosure unperceived, filled the bottles, brought a loaf of
+bread, and caught our train as it left. No! escape was useless
+that way. Soldiers thronged around every station. We went
+on our doleful way until 9 p.m., when we were pulled up short
+by a German coffee-shop, to which we were not permitted to
+go. This was Gulek bei Tarsus of St. Paul's memory.
+
+After hauling our kits some distance we were pushed into
+a square tent. We fell down and slept at once. It was an
+awful jamb. My head was half outside the tent, and people
+kept walking over it as if it were a cushion. Now I don't
+mind sleeping in the horse lines a bit. But then horses are
+so sensible. They know a head when they see it. People
+were going in and out of the tent all night long, but I'm
+glad to say I got a fair amount of sleep. One or two unfortunate
+fellows had fever. Before the dawn I was up,
+and went among the thick settlement of huts to the stream,
+which I was threatened by the Turk sentry not to cross,
+but I walked over before the Turk could say anything,
+and started talking to some Germans there. Even to talk
+to a German is a passport in this benighted land, so
+thoroughly do they override their allies. I had a splendid
+dip, while others looked enviously at me from the other
+side. Recrossing I made the acquaintance of a spectacled
+German doing Y.M.C.A. work among his own troops here.
+He was a Biblical research student, and journeyed frequently
+to Tarsus, some twelve miles off. This was called Gulek bei
+Tarsus. Tarsus one could see in the distance. I thought of
+St. Paul and Cleopatra, and hoped Tarsus had more trees
+about it than this sandy plain, for their sakes. The German
+seemed a very decent sort. We discussed Berlin. He had
+been a visitor there once from Southern Germany. He asked
+if we were short of money. When we started in motor-lorries
+some hours later at 10 a.m. he came to my lorry and flung in
+a bag of several liras from Red Cross Funds. This came to
+about half a lira a piece. We thanked him sincerely, and he
+wished us good luck.
+
+He had told me in the morning to come to his quarters,
+but I had no opportunity. Cholera was raging there, and the
+Germans had a pumping water-distillery, from which I got
+some extra water. I learned later that many of our troops
+were working at a tunnel on the slope of the Anti-Taurus
+mountain here, and were dying like sheep. We saw nothing
+of them, nor were we allowed to inquire.
+
+The _bandobast_ for this mountain was German, and we
+were hustled off with commendable dispatch. At 9.45 a
+dozen motor lorries drew up. At 10 we were off. They were
+absolutely run by German officers and men. We swayed and
+bounced about, quite reconciled to that, and thanking God it
+wasn't a case of "leg it" again. These mountains are much
+more barren than the others, being largely, on their eastern
+slopes, white clay or lime-stone ravines and crags, with a few
+shrubs here and there growing out of the stony ground. They
+are also much wider. We passed some desolate Armenian
+villages and tore along to the upper heights. At 11.30 we
+stopped at a ruined mill by a fall to cool the hot engines, and
+there had a drink and a piece of bread, also a slab of baked
+meat, chiefly fat. It was a wild spot, great rocky crags falling
+across the road. Another hour and we arrived at Park Taurus,
+a German military halfway house, forty kilos from Gulek,
+and thirty-two from Bozanti, whither we were going.
+
+Park Taurus is situated on a small plateau leading down
+into three or four valleys surrounded by hills of crumpled
+granite dotted with pines. The valleys are now dry, but in
+winter must be filled with racing torrents. It is absolutely
+German, and evidently erected during the last eighteen months.
+The enclosures easily accommodate over a hundred motor
+lorries, besides which they have huge electrically-lighted
+store sheds and depôt, where they accumulate stores _en
+route_.
+
+We were turned loose at 1.30 p.m. in a field where stood
+a huge, empty tent. The Germans here were not so well
+disposed towards us, and would not help us at all. Some
+N.C.Os. who wanted to do a deal were hustled away. The
+first arrivals bought out an Arab's tiny shop of honey and
+raisins and potatoes, and there was little else to go round.
+After a solid sleep, for our rest the previous night had been
+very broken, we made a very bad meal. Our application
+to bathe in an adjoining pool was not allowed. Then we all
+sat around the side of the hill and smoked while once more
+night floated down upon the world. The motors that had
+been passing all day were now housed, and there was an
+appreciable calm broken by falling streams and tumbling
+brooks. Pale yellow stars burned passionately over the pine
+tops; and once again here there was something in the far-away
+spot that recalled the mountain forests of Thüringen.
+There was less forest and more rock, but it served as another
+span in that bridge we are all constructing back to old times--the
+bridge that must span Kut and the trek....
+
+At 4.15 the next morning, before it was light, we were
+in the motors and away again. There followed, as usual, a
+wild scramble and fearful scrumming around the lines, as we
+were not awakened until five minutes before leaving. This
+journey was decidedly bumpy, and we had to grip hard to
+stick inside the four walls of the thing at times. The country
+became wilder and rockier with only a few boulder pines
+climbing up the heights. Along the face of these limestone
+bluffs one observed a queer phenomenon of splashed yellow
+rocks, seemingly spilled from some gigantic cauldron, dried
+and hung out like blanketings in the morning sun. Then
+there were caves and water-worn caverns, said to have been
+once the homes of the Hittites. Many Turkish and others
+worked on the road, and dishevelled troops passed us _en route_
+for the Mosul or Palestine front, via Aleppo.
+
+At last, two great tall upstretching tongues of rock, almost
+meeting, filled the mouth of the converging valley, and rendered
+any attempt to cross into that valley by any other way than
+between them almost impossible, except for an Alpiner. These
+were the famous Cilician Gates through which passed Alexander
+in the fourth century, B.C., on his way to Syria. Darius
+had lain in waiting somewhere near Islahie on the other side
+of the Anti-Taurus mountains, and when Alexander had got
+safely down between the seacoast and the Anti-Taurus,
+Darius and his army scampered over the mountains, probably,
+the very way we had come, and cut Alexander off from his
+communications. But Alexander turned on the Persian
+king and smashed him at Tarsus. Five hundred years before
+that, Shalmanaser II., the great Assyrian king, had crossed
+and recrossed this very pass on his way to and from his
+victories. After Alexander, the hordes of Barbarossa, and
+in fact, every ancient army on its way east had had to pass
+through them.
+
+Some old Hittite inscription was on the outer face of the
+rock, and on either side of the road a Roman altar cut out
+of the flat rock by the roadside testified to the military importance
+conceded to this Gate by Roman Generals, locking
+the way to the Orient. In those days the pathway was a
+few feet wide only, and now cannot be more than five yards.
+Heavy blasting, however, widened the way along which we
+came.
+
+A few miles further on we reached the rail-head again
+at Bozanti from where they were tunnelling the Taurus.
+Here we saw many British soldiers at work. They were
+mostly from the Dardanelles and some of them seemed quite
+fit, but the tunnelling was heavy work, and they said that the
+men from Kut there could not stand it--and had died.
+
+For some hours we were shoved in a stable with billions
+of flies. Many officers were very indignant at being put
+alongside horses. Being a field artilleryman it didn't worry
+me in the least after what we had gone through. We bought
+a few stores and a German presented me with a bottle of beer,
+as he found I spoke German!
+
+At 8 p.m. that night we left, packed in a train, all very
+tired and weak. There were in the train some German
+N.C.Os. and men all on their way back to Berlin, and in a
+highly hilarious state at the prospect. Some of them were
+the nasty sort, and they all told us of the English naval
+disaster off the Skager Rack in which we had lost ten large
+ships and so on. We knew this was an untruth and suspected
+it was a fine victory for us, especially as the Boches ran back
+to Kiel.
+
+We travelled all night fearfully cramped up in carriages.
+I managed to get two or three hours of restless sleep among
+moving boots and feet on the floor, with my knees by my nose
+and some one's boots in my face. At 12 noon we arrived at
+Cognia or Konia, the Iconium of St. Paul, a large town with
+a real hotel to which only a few of us were allowed to go,
+and a plentiful array of shops. After the usual dozen moves
+up and down the station, each time entailing carrying our
+beds and kits, we were taken to a restaurant where our notes
+were refused, but ultimately taken at a large discount. How
+we carry on without money is really extraordinary! One
+simply does not eat, but gets weaker and weaker. Acute
+diarrhoea has broken out again with many of us, for we are
+still on nuts and sour bread and water. That night, the
+12th July, we slept in the station yard.
+
+The next morning we were aroused at an unearthly hour,
+and then did not leave until quite 11.15 a.m., the intervening
+hours being employed by waiting in a queue to get water or
+being moved first this way and then that. No Turk as yet
+seems to know his own mind or any one else's apparently.
+The country around Konia is very flat and more or less bare.
+The Hindoo native officers remain in Konia, which should be
+a good spot for them, and quite healthy. Konia appears to
+be absolutely rebuilt and quite new. Two hours out of Konia
+our engine broke down. We waited four hours for another
+engine from Konia. I found a German doctor travelling on
+our train, and from him I got some colitis and cholera powders.
+He also was quite polite and anxious to help one. Then we
+passed Kala Hissar, a lonely town on the plain with a fort
+perched high up on a hill. Here a good many Russian, French,
+and British prisoners are said to be placed, but we saw nothing
+of any of them. We travelled all night over the plain, and
+it was another wretched night for sleep, as we had to take
+it in turns sleeping on the floor. We had by this time lost
+a lot of our veneer of desert sunburn, and the pallor of sickness
+stared out from our faces. Father Tim, our excellent
+Catholic padre, told me this evening that I had appeared
+twenty years older during the last few days. At 11, forenoon,
+on the 13th, we arrived at Eski Chehir, a large town on the
+junction of lines to Constantinople and Angora. Here, again,
+the want of a servant made the immediate present a tragedy
+of vile proportions. Thus we would get the order to move
+at once, no one knowing where. Everything had to be moved
+with you. So you gathered up water-bottle, haversack,
+blankets and coat, and dragged your valise over lines and
+other obstacles indefinitely. Then you sat on them until
+you had to take them back, crossing trains and piles of luggage
+and stores, a _posta_ or Turkish guard at your heels with a rifle
+shouting, "Yallah" or "Haidee Git." We dropped Captain
+Booth accidentally on the way from Konia. He was asleep
+in a carriage which was taken off near Kala Hissar. Great
+excitement prevailed as to whether he would take the branch
+line to Smyrna and try to escape, but he turned up again
+later. In the meantime, Fauad Bey thrashed every Turkish
+official within reach.
+
+At Eski Chehir we were allowed into an hotel restaurant
+place near the station and forbidden to go outside. We saw
+one or two Greek maidens, well on towards their prime, welcoming
+us with smiles, but although the first of Eve's daughters
+seen for a long time, one's heart did not flutter much. We
+were so whacked that we wanted a meal and a bed on which
+to sleep, sleep, sleep. So we fell to discussing what we would
+do at Constantinople, whither both Fauad Bey and some
+Germans at Konia had assured us we were being taken. The
+prospect of seeing this famous city and especially of seeing
+Europe again, and of having ambassadors and consuls to take
+a friendly interest in us, cheered up our tired and sad hearts.
+But by this time we knew the Turk well enough to doubt
+all things. In the meanwhile we were shut up. We had a
+decent meal or two at terrible prices, so we ate sparingly.
+Some of the senior officers had wandered too far away at Konia
+so Fauad said, and it was "Yesak"--forbidden. In fact,
+just before leaving Konia he would not allow them to recross
+for a final meal, but I bolted around the station over a fence,
+and on his seeing me I humbly pretended I wanted to ask
+his permission. To my surprise, he asked me if the colonel
+and all had returned, and on my reassuring him he took me
+to a restaurant and demanded meat and rolls and soup and
+cheese. None appearing to be ready he created such a storm
+in the place that the people evidently produced their own
+meal. Moreover, he paid and would not take any money
+from me; but then I have never quarrelled much with him,
+and he knows he is to leave us and wants a good report.
+I observe he is very nervous whenever I talk to a German,
+and asks me to talk in French if at all. French he understands
+a little.
+
+At 10 p.m. the same day, as we arrived in Eski Chehir, we
+were again packed frightfully close into carriages, and left
+for where we did not know, but half expected to awake
+beholding the minarets of Stambul. The Mohammedan native
+officers had all been dropped at Eski Chehir, where from all
+accounts they were to be done quite well. However, after
+starting it proved that our destination was Angora. Our
+hopes fell below zero. I clambered out of the carriage and,
+worming my way into the luggage car, slept full length on a
+blanket, or almost full length. Presently, other officers filled
+the place up. I determined to sleep that night, and drinking
+half a bottle of local cognac I had luckily procured for a debt,
+I gave the other to the orderlies and slept. It was an uphill
+climb, and we went very slowly. With the dawn we met a
+startling rumour that some prisoners, having attempted an
+escape, we were all being sent on to Kastamuni, a lonely town
+on the edge of the hills, fringing the Black Sea, and 150 miles
+distant from Angora--150 miles that had to be trekked!
+This was just the last edge. One wondered whether the
+journey would ever end or whether our kind protecting gods
+would get tired of fathering our shattered and siege-battered
+systems to the terminus.
+
+If our health had been so good as even at the beginning
+of the trek it would all have seemed very funny no doubt.
+But people's nerves were shattered and ragged and tempers
+raw, and our digestions quite gone.
+
+The train climbed a gradient plain, treeless and lifeless,
+until 10 a.m., when we arrived at Angora, a dilapidated old
+town on undulating country. The station seemed the only
+decent building in it. We seemed to be at the end of creation.
+Everything was so quiet and sleepy. It is indeed a branch
+line and one sees no Germans or Europeans. We were hustled
+at once into two deep and marched half a mile to a wretched
+low little eating restaurant place with some sleeping rooms
+upstairs. Our luggage came in afterwards. Mine had been
+looted, I found, quite considerably, two or three times since
+the Aleppo change, but I don't know where. The hotel
+promised us a gay time, as we saw battalions of bugs skirmishing
+on the walls. We had marched up at a smart pace
+and I felt like collapsing at every step. Then we were left
+in the sun for hours outside the place, with the result that
+I was soon pouring with the perspiration of fever. Then
+ague succeeded. A Turk took my temperature as 102°, and
+left me.
+
+Six hours afterwards I got a bed on a landing and fell
+into it, my temperature being over 103°.
+
+There is no tea or coffee except the black smoky stuff.
+The senior officers and those first to arrive, including the
+padre and Hummerbug, went to another hotel somewhat
+better, taking the one orderly with them, so I lost the only
+servant who ever did a thing. No one else cared for the sick
+or took any notice. I had a tiny bowl of rice soup. The
+rest of the fatty fare I avoided. The next morning three-quarters
+of us had collapsed. Colitis and fever were all
+around, and the Turkish doctor inoculated those who were
+well enough to be done, for cholera, of which Angora was full.
+During the night a fearful itching broke out all over my body,
+the most maddening itching imaginable. Spots and a red
+flush followed. I thought I was in for scarlet fever or something.
+It proved to be "hives," however, and others had
+it at the same time in less degree. Reports from the hotel
+were that most of them were in bed sick also. It seemed as
+though we had forced ourselves on to the railways' end by
+will power, and then, that being over, had collapsed.
+
+_July 20th._--We are still in Angora, and are not allowed
+to go outside the door, while for the first day or so they objected
+to one's going downstairs. Sending out for supplies is also
+forbidden, and we are thus forced to leave ourselves to the
+mercy of the hotel-keeper, who, by the way he behaves, I
+should say is a Young Turk. Hives leaves one a mass of
+swellings that itch like a million chilblains, and is due, I hear,
+to the impoverished nature of the blood and general want
+of nourishment.
+
+The time here is no rosy one, and although more comfortable
+than in Mosul, the trek being mostly behind us,
+still one's vitality is even worse.
+
+Two days after we arrived another party that had been
+waylaid at Kala Hissar came along with several officers I
+knew, and some I didn't, Colonel Peacock amongst them. He
+and I and another made tea between us, and then they were
+moved to dingy quarters up the road, and the surplus fellows
+without rooms were sent also. Trembling with weakness and
+fever I stumbled into my clothes and found I could scarcely
+walk; but the Turks were demonstratively insistent, and,
+carrying a few things, I assisted an orderly to carry my bed
+and kit. We hauled it upstairs, and then another Turkish
+officer turned up and ordered me back as being sick. Leaving
+my luggage I toddled back, but that kindly-hearted cavalry
+giant, Captain Kirkwood, followed me with it, for which I
+was more grateful than I can say.
+
+We are still without money. One day some of those fit
+enough were taken to a café near by, but as they had no money
+"nothing happened," as they expressed it on returning.
+Anyway we are running up a bill here, and unless they pay us
+before leaving, the hotel walla will get nothing. I have a few
+spoonfuls of fatty rice, and lebon, and marrow soup daily.
+Stapleton and another officer share my room.
+
+There is no news, except a reported Russian shove through
+Roumania. It is also rumoured that we may move in a day
+or two. A Turkish doctor has been round, and has ordered
+me milk, etc., with medicine. I've sent frequently for both,
+but neither has come so far--four days since.
+
+And these bugs are the "Devil's own." I suggest the
+Inns of Court Officers' Training Corps should have a bug
+rampant as their crest.
+
+Except the Bible, one has no books. I have now finished
+the Psalms and Proverbs to-day, and am going on. They say
+the second phase of the Titanic struggle (or Teutonic struggle)
+is beginning in France. I wish nothing better than to be fit
+again and in it.
+
+_July 22nd._--Oh! This wretched confined bug-eaten little
+café! They would not let us go to hospital, where one might
+have got milk. They had no carts, they said, no medicine,
+no room ..., and cholera was there, etc., etc. To-day the
+doctor brought us black draughts for colitis, which we have
+chanced taking, and it has already done us some good. I am
+bitten red with bugs, and can feel at any moment several
+on me at once. The bed is full. I must try to sleep
+and forget them, as it is no use brushing them off. Temperature
+100°.
+
+_July 23rd._--We left Angora to-day in carts. Feeling a
+little steadier, and the hospital being so inhospitable, I decided
+to try and keep going with the same column, trusting my luck
+once again. From the money they paid us I promptly kept
+a lira, and left the hotel-keeper's account partly unpaid. We
+promised him the money when we could cash cheques or get
+our remittances. With some of the cash I got the interpreter
+to buy two tins of milk and a little sugar and tea for the
+journey. We did not, however, get clear of the hotel-keeper
+and Commandant of Angora so easily. There was a riotous
+scene, yelling and screaming, shaking of fists in one's face,
+because we hadn't paid, when the Turks themselves had not
+paid us since Mosul! What an awful brute that Commandant
+of Angora was! A vicious, spiteful, selfish, callous savage.
+We let him know it, too, by the time we had finished with him.
+For instance, a lot of us were very ill and without money, and
+although there were rooms full of parcels sent us from home
+when Kut fell, he wouldn't even look to see. We saw some
+marked for several officers through a chink in the door, but he
+wouldn't shift himself an inch to see about anything. So we
+had malaria without quinine, and drank wheat-coffee when
+tea was lying in our parcels inside.
+
+I am glad to have left that vile café.
+
+We went on all day very cramped, in the same carts, and
+that night slept in a stable full of bugs and fleas. I bought
+some lebon and slept. At 4 a.m. we were away again through
+hills and bare, treeless heights all day. The horses galloped
+and walked, and one's back bounced on the side of the narrow
+carts, which at the bottom were about two feet six inches wide,
+with sides sloping outwards. There were the usual upsets,
+and boltings, racing, and collisions. Twice our cart jambed
+another over the edge of a cliff, and we got rammed. There is
+nothing to eat except bread. It was an extra weary day.
+For fourteen hours we jolted and jerked onwards, and then a
+pretty little green village hove in sight. We saw geese and
+ducks and fowls, which meant eggs, and a running stream,
+and brushwood for fires. But we were driven on and past
+this into the night. An hour and a half later we reached a
+filthy Arab enclosure, inside which we were driven. There
+was scarcely room for us to lie. One could not get water or
+firewood or anything. There was no Turkish officer to appeal
+to. We were all under the orders of a choush or sergeant.
+The colonel was very indignant, but the choush seemed afraid
+we might escape unless we were shut up. The place swarmed
+with mosquitoes and fleas. This choush was taking no risks.
+It was only after a long delay, when I found a Greek youth
+who knew a little German, that arrangements were made for
+one or two of us to go to a spring and get water. We had
+some tea and tried to sleep. That, however, was out of the
+question. For the last dozen miles one of the occupants of
+our cart was taken suddenly ill and had to lie down, so we had
+to break our backs under the driver's seat while the vehicle
+galloped and jolted. To any one except those in our condition
+this would have been merely inconvenience. It was an
+exceptionally beautiful sunset, with pink-limbed baby clouds
+resting on the rolling summits of soft grassy hills.
+
+_July 25th._--We were up at 6 a.m. The horses were very
+done, but their drivers goaded or thrashed them with thick
+sticks and made them gallop, and there were no brakes to
+help them. To pull up they ran into the bank, or into another
+cart. We had, on the previous day, passed through hilly
+country dotted with villages and fairly well cropped. Everywhere
+we saw grazing the herds of Angora goats with their
+gaily-dressed goatherd standing over them blowing his pipes.
+The Angora goat is a most beautifully fleeced animal with
+twisted horns and snow-white curly locks of fleece. The
+animals are kept for their wool as well as milk, and often
+supply the chief means of the people's subsistence in these
+parts. Besides milk, butter, and cheese, and sometimes the
+meat, the wool is woven into various garments, and the hide,
+laced with string, forms their shoes. These goatherds are
+very picturesquely dressed with coloured jackets and caps,
+and a bright red-striped kummerbund, in which is stuck the
+eternal Turkish knife. The arms and legs are criss-crossed
+with coloured cord.
+
+The hills here and there are covered with herds, and at the
+head of these moving white dots moves their picturesque
+goatherd, blowing quaint sounds from his pipes. We passed
+lots of these fellows marching as impressed recruits between
+Turkish soldiers, and shoved on to fight in the forlorn
+hope.
+
+We have left the peak El Divan far behind. It is 4900 feet,
+so we must have climbed some 3000 feet above Angora. The
+country has now changed again to the more barren higher
+hills. A thunder shower surprised us on the top of one, but
+it cleared the air immensely. Then our cart broke down, and
+they repaired the pole with a pine tree growing near.
+
+My wonder at these carts increases daily. Rattling and
+loosely bolted and wobbling, they appear to be on the point
+of breaking down every minute. Sometimes three of the tyres
+of our cart simultaneously were almost off, and the pole hung
+between the body of the cart and the tree often quite detached.
+If the wheel slips off they bash it on with a rock or lump of
+wood, and, like Turkey itself, it just goes on.
+
+At 3 p.m. we reached the small town of Changrai, the only
+place of any importance between Angora and Kastamuni.
+We were frightfully done, but luck ordained it that we were
+bivouacked by a stream and under some trees quite close to
+the town.
+
+Changrai is a pleasant little town with ten mosques on the
+steep hillside, heights all round, and many green orchards all
+about. We got honey, apples, and apricots, fairly cheap. I
+saw the Angora goat at close quarters. He is a classy little
+fellow, small, and prettily shaped, with fine bright eyes and
+carrying the most spotless silken white fleece in the world.
+
+_July 26th._--We left Changrai about 9 a.m. I had managed
+to change to another broken cart which would support me. It
+was more comfortable, and I travelled alone with the choush,
+enjoying my own thoughts and amusing myself by watching
+the antics of the goats or weaving romance around the feet of
+every goatherd. I could stretch my limbs, and I thanked
+God I was left to enjoy the peace of the mountain heights alone
+with a pipe. My cart being broken we were far in the rear of
+the column. At the hills I drove, and so escaped walking,
+the driver, a huge fellow, walking to watch his cart, and
+perhaps not unduly strain his repairs. As for me, my weight
+had fallen from ten stone twelve pounds to considerably under
+nine stone, so this came in convenient just now. In the afternoon
+we followed a track fringed by deep precipices crossed
+only by goat tracks. We camped in a gully near a village, to
+which we were not permitted to go. A few loaves arrived for
+us. We were very hungry in this spot, and the cold night
+sharpened up one's craving for food. We made some cocoa
+and soup, and after a spot of cognac like nothing quite else
+on earth we slept--for a time--until we discovered we were on
+ant-hills. I have since decided to back a squadron of red ants
+on the war-path against two battalions of Angora bugs. It
+was very cold, but the ants kept us moving.
+
+_July 27th._--We made an early start just after the dawn.
+We went down, down, down for 2000 feet, and then gradually
+up again over hills and gullies. We passed some well-worn
+Hittite caves, like watch-keepers of the valley below. These
+quaint people that sprinted about among primæval dews, and
+about whom so little is known, must have had a queer life of
+it in those high detached and lonely caves. They selected
+inaccessible places, like the eyrie of the eagle.
+
+We rested at midday from eleven till one. Two goats were
+killed, but as we had no money we did without. The note is
+of no value in the country, and of little value in the town. No
+change can be got for any, however big the note is. Two of
+our officers we had to leave behind at Changrai sick with fever.
+We subscribed some cash for them. I was glad to be able to
+keep going still, although I often felt fearfully nauseous and
+weak, with a thundering headache, at which time the cart
+generally started some of its gymnastic tricks. Malaria was
+still on me.
+
+The big climb now lay ahead of us. We pushed on. The
+scenery became much more interesting. The forest thickened,
+and instead of chestnut and beech appeared the _pinus insignis_
+and the mountain fir. We went up and up. Again I was
+reminded of Thüringen in Germany, and this time it was much
+more like it. The road grew steeper, the ravines larger, and
+the courses of winter's mountain torrents were now dry rocky
+boulder paths. The mountain fir with its drooping branches
+stood erect in marshalled battalions on the mountain slopes
+in the valleys, the tops swaying to the eternal music of the
+mountains. We quenched our thirst at excellent falls and
+springs on the way. It grew from chilly to very cold. Our
+blood was in a very poor condition, and the biting wind bit
+clean through one. We were now at the last climb of (Mount)
+El Ghaz Dagh, 5481 feet high, the ridge of which we were to
+cross being 4500. At five o'clock other horses gave out, and
+ours were taken, so I cramped up in another vehicle with the
+choush, from whom I understood by signs that we had in our
+turn invested Kut. Our heavy guns will soon shake it to
+pieces if we do invest it.
+
+It was slow work to the top of the peak, but once over we
+descended rapidly in the face of an icy wind for two hours.
+Tiny log-built hamlets lay clustered up together for warmth
+on the sides of the valleys. We followed the main valley until
+the stream widened at a saw-mill. There we lit fires and made
+ourselves warm and cooked some soup. We slept inside dark
+empty rooms in the mill, and here struck a new pest. They
+were swarms of lice and fleas, and we did a _shikar_ for them
+most of the night. I arose early feeling a rhythm of returning
+health. The cold bracing air of the mountains had undoubtedly
+done me a lot of good, and I felt stronger, although
+colitis and malaria still troubled me, and everything we ate
+was followed by sharp abdominal pains--a legacy of the siege.
+I washed in the icy stream by the light of dawn. What a
+magnificent morning it was! The last mists of night floated
+away, and left the terraces of bronze-green firs shimmering
+in the morning sun and climbing up to the blue of heaven on
+the white sheets of El Ghaz Dagh. This would make an
+excellent trout stream. My last tin of milk and sugar which
+had kept me going so far was finished. My own cart had
+appeared in the night, and I left in it at 7 a.m. After a few
+miles of fern-edged brooks that tumbled along quite New
+Zealandy, we reached the plain again, and followed a road
+among scantily cropped stretches until three o'clock, when
+my driver pointed away to the right and said the one word.
+"_Kastamuni!_" Turning around I beheld far away in a treeless
+basin a reddish-brown patch which proved to be the clay tiles
+of houses. In the distance it appeared as a brown-carpeted
+dip sunk down beneath the almost treeless grassy plain. This,
+then, was my first glimpse of our immediate bourne.
+
+We were divided into two columns outside the town--evidently
+intended for different houses. I now learnt that in
+previous columns the officers of British regiments, including
+the R.F.A., my own regiment, had gone to Yozgard, due east
+from Angora. This was rather bad luck in a way, as among
+them were most of the officers I knew best.
+
+We strolled down into a town larger than Changrai, with
+plentiful minarets arising above the brown roofs. The houses
+line the sides of the basin, which is merely the broadening out
+of a fertile little valley watered by a small stream that in the
+town is crossed by an interesting looking old stone bridge.
+In the background and overlooking the town is a picturesquely
+situated fort, now in ruins.
+
+We were rattled through the town, the people all gazing
+at us very interestedly. The shops, we observed, actually had
+in them such things as local tobacco (dreadful stuff, but better
+than nothing), sugar, and rice, and even sardines. We walked
+behind the carts that climbed and climbed to the further side
+of the town, which was the Greek Christian quarter, and on
+passing a long row of dirty houses saw some of the other officers
+on the look-out, including Square-Peg. There were two groups
+of houses, Upper and Lower. We were to occupy a new house,
+the highest of all, attached to the Upper House. We swarmed
+into a front door down along an alley flanked by a wall, and
+found ourselves in what appeared a decent house for Turkey.
+On going upstairs I found a landing, off which led four doors.
+I opened one of them, and found myself inside a small room
+fourteen feet by ten feet, containing two beds, and, on going
+to the windows, saw a glorious view of the whole of Kastamuni
+and of the valley reaching out to the blue ranges in
+the distance, beyond which lay, somewhere near by, the Black
+Sea. A fresh breeze, seemingly straight from the hidden sea,
+drifted towards me as I stood by the open window. That
+decided me. I slung my things down and fell on the bed
+nearest the window, thanking God that the trek was done. I
+am now writing at the corner facing the same hills. It seems
+that here we must rest until we have done with these chains.
+Our brother officers had put the Turks up to preparing a meal
+for us. Heavens! how we ate! There was white bread,
+boiled eggs, honey, butter, fresh milk. We ate and drank
+and drank and drank. There was a hot competition now for
+bedrooms, and as mine had to be shared, I was fortunate
+enough to get a quiet stable companion to share with me.
+
+We were not allowed out of the house until 7.30, when
+we were taken to a large two-storied Upper House--Mektub
+they called it, as it had previously been a school, and there
+a large room had been turned into a restaurant, and was run
+by a Turkish caterer. He gave us soup, and what we called
+toad-in-the-cucumber, or tomato as it happened, rice _pilau_,
+and a fried meat dish all heavily reeking with fat. A coffee
+shop was opened, which ran extra supplies of butter and
+honey, and also cognac, _mastik_ (the Turkish drink tasting of
+aniseed), and local thin German beer at 5_s._ a bottle. We got
+back after a lengthy wait, which we beguiled by comparing
+our experiences with those of other officers, and then hastened
+to bed. A few celebrated our arrival by a carousal, but I
+slept. Oh! the ecstasy of that night with the breeze playing
+over one's face--sleep that would not be broken at any unearthly
+hour by a "_Yallah_" for donkeys or by dust-storms or
+by a stampede.
+
+At intervals in the night I awoke startled. Once I imagined
+I had fallen asleep on my donkey again, that we were pressing
+on in darkness over the desert, and, again, that an order had
+been given to move. But each time I found myself in bed
+beneath the cool night wind laden with scents of the mountains
+and the sea, and heard above the deep silence the sound of
+splashing water from some spring below. And I thought how
+very life-like was the trek that had led we knew not whither,
+and how, as in life also, we had craved for a sight beforehand
+into the future for a glimpse at our destiny. But one sees
+now the greater wisdom of God's plan that denied us a vision
+into the future which might have lessened our motive power
+and removed the need for trust or hope, but which demanded
+of us instead the virtue of patience to await the evolution of
+God's ways. And now more than that priceless perfect gift
+of being able to say honestly, "Thy will be done," would I
+desire to achieve the patience to overcome the difficult stretches
+of any road, patience to wait and await. We are told that
+whatever sorrow one has, it must exist in one's mind _only_ at
+the present. In this sense only the Present can be sorrow,
+and it is often a joy. But carrying us on from Present to
+Present, from Sorrowful Present to Happy Present, be it near
+or far, there is the Stream of Time, which the Divine Giver
+has placed by us all. To await, then, is merely to make a
+friend of this Stream of Time, the Happy Carrier, and pray
+for the patience to endure until....
+
+_July 29th._--No words could describe my unbounded joy at
+receiving to-day news from the outside world. There was a
+postcard from friends in Camberley, saying that our defence
+has at last been understood, and asking what one wanted. It
+was such a cheery word. There was also a tiny letter three
+and three-quarter lines in length, which came many thousands
+of miles congratulating us on the siege, and announcing that
+parcels had already left for me. We hear they cannot arrive
+for months. There is yet, however, no word from my dear
+mother, or from home. I am now practically without socks,
+shirt, vests, or anything else, my boots in ribbons, and with
+one blanket.
+
+We are to get seven liras a month, and our board and
+lodging costs nine liras at the least, as we have to pay an
+unjustified rent. What with tobacco and medicine, not to
+mention English food with which we must reinforce this
+Oriental provender, it will be at least fourteen liras and
+possibly eighteen a month.
+
+_July 30th._--The intervening hours we have slept. One
+eats and then goes back to bed. We are all still extraordinarily
+done. To-day we visited the Turkish bath. One enters a
+large dilapidated vestibule with tiny sitting-up beds about
+four feet long arranged around the room. One undresses and
+wraps oneself up in a towel and shuffles in clogs into other
+rooms where hot water pours from a jet. Here one douses
+oneself, and then sweats heavily. A bucketful of cold water
+completes the bath, and then arrayed in clean towels we
+retreat to the bed, and over a cigarette and black coffee (awful
+stuff) watch the spiders in the great dome of the roof, or by
+counting the dozen layers of clothes with which the Turks
+hide their iniquities. We lie at full length, letting our legs
+stick out, feet beyond the beds, or cock them up on the
+nearest wall.
+
+All the people here seem well disposed towards us. They
+know we represent cash to them. At least they think so.
+
+After the bath we were allowed to visit the bazaar for a
+few moments under the charge of a _posta_. There was an
+awful climb back to our house, to which we shall no doubt
+get accustomed in time.
+
+We have written four postcards home, chiefly about what
+to send us. I am anxious to hear from my parents and sisters.
+Their letters must have been returned, and I suppose they
+have had anxious times, not hearing from me for so long or
+knowing whether I was still alive. The cheerful four-lined
+letter I received from Camberley must have been written after
+newspaper announcement of the fall of Kut.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+LIFE IN KASTAMUNI--THE FIRST SUMMER, 1916
+
+
+_July 31st._--Yesterday was two months since leaving
+Baghdad, a journey I shall always associate with
+sorrow and fortitude. It was already a trail of dead
+and dying from other columns, and we freshened it up with
+contributions of our own. But time flies. It is already
+three months since we left Kut. During that time I cannot
+recall one Turkish promise that they have kept. This is a
+performance, but for us to have so far survived it and also
+their indifference, is an achievement.
+
+After a time we hope news will leak through, but at
+present there is none. We are to be allowed a German-inspired
+daily written in French and published in Stamboul,
+called the _Hillal_. According to it fighting still proceeds
+in France in the same old zone, while in Mesopotamia the
+front is near Amara--which one doubts. It is almost two
+years since the war started. Great movements in the national
+life of most European nations seem to be merging into international.
+With peace, I believe fresh and wonderful Gulf
+Streams will circulate in the new political world that must
+arise.
+
+_August 1st._--I have met Haig of the 24th, whom I knew
+at Hyderabad, and whom I saw last in the retirement. We
+have so far almost no liberty, not being allowed to go even
+to the second part of the house. But we understand this
+will change very soon. Once a week we are permitted to go
+to the Turkish bath, and once a week to the bazaar, where
+the prices are exorbitant. Butter or honey is 30 piastres an
+oke, or 2_s._ 6_d._ a pound, sugar 40 to 50 piastres, or 4_s._ 6_d._ a
+pound, and tea, bad tea at that, 10_s._ a pound. There is little
+else to be had, and clothing is a fictitious price. However,
+one's credit in the bazaar is practically unlimited. The shopkeepers
+prefer to trust us rather than their own people, and
+take cheques rather than paper money. Medicines are more
+or less unprocurable.
+
+_5 p.m._--Turned in with rising fever. Several officers in
+our house have been down with it already, and I hoped I
+was to have escaped. A strong physical reaction has set in
+with many of our column, and all sorts of sicknesses are going
+about. For one thing, we have practically starved for half
+a year, and now these fatty foods of the Turks rather try
+one's weakened digestion. We negotiate huge quantities of
+fresh milk and lebon.
+
+_August 2nd._--Lieut. Locke died in the Turkish hospital
+last night, and, as a result, a scare started among the Turkish
+officials. One of their doctors came around to see all those
+in bed, and I was ordered, much against my will, to the
+Turkish hospital. They don't understand malaria at all, or
+that, for colitis, the only thing to do is to diet. And, from
+what we hear, the last place for diet is a Turkish hospital.
+However, one is in the hands of these interpreters, and for
+the most part they are lying, frightened, Greek or Armenian
+knaves. Ours required me to leave everything--even mere
+requisites--and set out for the hospital a "few moments away."
+Extraordinarily weak, I shambled off and followed him on
+a considerable trek, for a sick man, all around the town.
+Then he bolted for his dinner, leaving me in charge of the
+soldier, who, poor chap, couldn't read his papers. On
+arriving at the place we were refused admittance, and there
+was no one there to read the admission paper. A wait of
+hours I spent by sitting out on the roadside in the hot sun,
+near a café; a delightful occupation for a man shivering with
+ague and with a temperature of 103°. Then I discovered a
+patient who spoke some French, and he got the only Turkish
+orderly there to show me a bed. I was taken to the bed
+whereon poor Locke had just died from enteritis and dysentery.
+They had not even removed the sheets. How I loathed the
+Turks at that moment. However, I was so tired that I got
+into bed. In the same room were three Turkish civilians,
+and two British officers I found next door.
+
+No one appeared. I had left my room in the morning, but
+by night I had only succeeded in getting some water. By
+evening the ague had gone, and I wanted some nourishment,
+and set to prowl around the place to get it. I had plenty of
+violent scenes, but did not succeed in finding the pantry.
+I began to believe that I had come to a huge automatic
+healing establishment where by a series of Christian Scientific
+brain waves one imagined oneself fed and convalescent. I
+heard that Locke had been left unattended in his house, after
+request, four or five days before he was even inspected by
+the Turkish doctor, and then, on his moving to this hospital,
+had a reception similar to mine. He died the same evening
+as he entered.
+
+After my unsuccessful shikar for food through the great
+building I returned in no amiable mood, and it was then that
+the humorous gods held high council, and, remembering my
+opinion on Angora bugs, provided a little joke for themselves
+afresh. These new bugs were for shock tactics. There was
+no artillery preparation or demonstration from flank battalions,
+but suddenly I was awakened from a doze by bitings in fifty
+places. Leaping out of bed I gathered them up in threes
+and fours. Tearing my clothes off I caught the rear files
+before they could get to cover. Undismayed, they renewed
+the attack as soon as I again tried to sleep. This became too
+ridiculous. Finally, my language attracted a crowd of laughing
+Turks, and one informed me in French that the hospital
+was famous for bugs. The pillow and mattress I discovered
+to be their first line, but their reserve lines were in the wooden
+frieze. "Ye gods!" I thought, "this is too much. Here
+am I starving and curing myself and doing my best to smile
+over it when I'm expected to put up a regular hunt!" I
+slung the mattress away and, seizing some clothes from a
+wardrobe outside, with the orderly hanging on to me the
+while, remade the bed. Still on they came. I decided that
+if I were Napoleon I would change the Turkish crescent to
+a bug passant, with that half-comical grin the lions passant
+have, the near fore paw in the air and face screwed around at
+you. I collapsed towards dawn with sheer irritation. But in
+my sleep on they came, on from every wall, from every point
+of the horizon, from the sky, from beyond the confines of the
+universe--I myself was becoming a bug--when I awoke with
+a roar, and saw the Turkish orderly standing beside me
+grinning. I gave him cigarettes for appreciating a situation
+I no longer could myself, and he taught me some more Turkish
+"Zorari yok" (never mind), and "Yawash" (gently).
+
+I awaited the dawn with an increasing hunger, having
+now devoured about a handful of lump sugar I had put into
+my pocket as an emergency ration. The hours crawled by
+until eleven, when the visiting doctor came.
+
+Now, by this time I had begun to find out a thing or two
+about the Turk. Unless you ask, he never does anything;
+if you do, he merely promises he will. Your only chance is
+to be demonstrative and impress him. This fellow was a
+robust, bouncing, overfed, callous, perpetual-smile-sort-of-fellow.
+Waiting until he wished me good morning, I leaped
+clean out of bed, with a frightful roar that brought a dozen
+people into the room, and showed him pints of blood--mine
+and the bugs'--all over the wall, bed, mattress, etc., etc.
+Then I cursed the place in German, in English, and terrible
+French, and applied my word, "fenner," vigorously, ending
+up my objecting to my treatment with gestures, etc., etc.
+For the first minute or two he laughed, and then he sat down
+and mopped his forehead and explained he came only once
+a day, and without an order from him it might have been
+risky to give me any food, etc. He wrote out a beautiful diet
+sheet, and sent me some medicine for the colitis. This did
+me good, certainly, but I waited all day for the milk and
+cornflour and soup. At five o'clock one small cup of the
+weakest imaginable tea arrived. Nothing else. It now
+appeared that an order by the doctor on one day did not take
+effect until the following day, as they had to send out for
+supplies. I was really terribly ravenous. That evening,
+about 8 p.m., when two orderlies brought round a trench table
+filled with loaves of bread and plates of soup, I waited until
+they were gone a second and seized a loaf, which I plunged
+in the soup, and returned to my bed, where I devoured most
+of it. The other Turks in the room, I believe, informed the
+orderly, who searched for the remainder of the loaf in my bag;
+but we had a wrestle for it, and while he sent out for a posta,
+I finished it. Later he appeared, laughing, and took some
+more cigarettes.
+
+The situation developed along these lines until the next
+morning, when the doctor came again. This time I was
+coldly indignant, and showed him a letter of complaint
+to the American Ambassador at Stamboul, and requiring
+to be sent back to my house. The result was he put
+me on an enormous diet at once of bread and buffalo
+meat that would have killed any Englishman, certainly a
+siege-battered, starved, feverish, colitis-stricken sick man.
+I distributed my rations among the two officers next door,
+one of whom was a most congenial person, named Fox--an
+officer I didn't know in Kut, as he had been in Woolpress
+most of the time. We had long discussions on Turks and
+bugs. The next morning another doctor came, and, seeing
+my diet sheet full, evidently thought the Turkish commissariat
+couldn't stand this, and discharged me from hospital.
+
+The medicine had done me some good, but otherwise I
+was weaker on leaving the hospital than entering it. Fox
+and I trekked back. How glad we were to get out of it! I
+had expected an interesting girl in a purdah to look after me,
+and all kinds of delicacies. One learns apace in these days.
+On the way we passed Captain Martin, I.M.S., recently
+arrived, and he sympathized with us, and promised us that
+in future he would look after us all. I was very glad to regain
+my room once more. Another small party of relicts had
+arrived from Angora, amongst whom were Blind Hookey,
+who was at the Christmas dinner in Kut, and Young Lacy,
+whom I had left at Samarra. He had had great luck. When
+he was quit of the fever he had managed to join a small party
+and was driven the whole way. Our column, including as
+it did the native officers, and travelling in the wake of the
+whole division, seems to have had probably the worst time
+of any, and certainly one saw most of the tragedy of the trek.
+Our whole house is now pretty full.
+
+_August 7th._--Malaria returned. The ague was more severe
+this time. Quinine we have at last procured in small quantities
+at the rate of five piastres a cachet, which means that one's
+malaria medicine bill will be fifteen shillings daily. A cold
+snap in the weather has sent several others here down with
+malaria. Kastamuni is said to have a cold winter, so we
+hope to get this fever quite out of our system. It is raining
+steadily--the first rain since arriving here.
+
+We have no books as yet, but it is to be hoped the Turks
+will allow them to come through later on. I have finished
+the Bible--a complete reading now since Baghdad. What a
+vigorous teacher is St. Paul. No mundane considerations
+seemed to prevent his putting the true value on this transient
+existence, and from that probably sprang the facility with
+which he decided always for the Lord.
+
+_August 17th._--The mornings continue fine and sunny, but
+in the afternoons a sharp, shadowy wind springs up, and the
+evenings are quite cold. We are anxiously awaiting the
+parcels waylaid in Stamboul. The fever has largely gone,
+but muscular rheumatism has taken its place. No one hears
+from or is allowed to write to Yozgad or Kara Hissa.
+
+The Turks here seem to have already settled on their plan
+of campaign, which is to make us get into debt at huge prices,
+which already are increasing. I am, however, assuming a
+sublime indifference to money matters. The financial anxiety
+of the trek was enough, and I have a long score to pay off
+against the Turk in this respect, so once in his debt he will
+have to facilitate our getting our money from home, or else
+receive cheques.
+
+_August 22nd._--On the 18th I attempted a long walk,
+permission having been obtained for a party of us to go.
+The direction led me over hills towards some pine woods--a
+considerable climb for those in our condition. An extraordinary
+phenomenon common to almost all Kut people,
+young and old--but more especially to the young who had
+starved on account of enteritis troubles--is their sudden
+huge girth expansion. One's figure protrudes like any
+Turk's. The fatty foods and weak state of the stomach are
+said to be the cause of this.
+
+Still, with fixed determination, the walk party pushed
+on, blowing and perspiring. One remembered one's duty
+to get fit. At the pine woods one longed to be alone for an
+hour--a forgotten pleasure--but we were marshalled like
+geese. It is a pleasant spot of young pines and pleasantly
+murmuring grassy glades, strewn in places with pine needles,
+that gave additional exercise by making one fight for a foothold.
+Through the opening in the pine wood one saw the
+mountainous horizon that ringed us round. Kastamuni
+was out of sight somewhere beneath us.
+
+The next day I actually turned out to rugger for our
+house, as left wing three-quarter. The delight after all one's
+sickness in feeling one's legs really attempting to run was
+so encouraging that one Brabazon and I, for dinner, divided a
+bottle of German beer. This is to become a custom. We played
+three spells of ten minutes each, and quite enough too--with
+a ball stuffed with wool, as we had no bladder. Kastamuni
+is totally hilly, and the footer ground over a mile away, is
+uneven and stony, but the best we can get. Correct collaring
+is barred, but we go croppers just the same. On Sunday we went
+bazaaring, and were allowed to attend church at 6.30, when we
+sang hymns from memory. The text was: "You are sons of
+God." We hope to make a little chapel here, by and by.
+
+Hailstones as large as hazel nuts, but not so large as in
+Kut, made merry music yesterday over the town. The
+streets then become drains and gutters, as they are intended
+to. Besides being an economy, it cleans the streets.
+
+What a quaint town this is! All water is drawn from
+springs or wells. There are no lights of any kind, except,
+possibly, some faint glimmer burning from a police station.
+There are no trams or much vehicular traffic, donkeys being
+the chief transit. In the early morning one hears the ancient
+Biblical solid-wheeled oxen cart groaning on its turning axle
+beneath the weight of a huge tree trunk brought in for firewood.
+At night the distant tinkling of bells sometimes reaches
+one as the goats come back. And, later still, over the sheets
+of darkness in deep, pulsing waves, like the voice of a dark
+and mysteriously moving spirit, floats the muezzin, which is
+taken up from mosque to mosque until the whole town echoes
+with the cry.
+
+I have had some rough chessmen made out of bits of
+wood, and am settling down to discipline my mind again to
+some sort of methodical thinking. One feels that some such
+effort as this stands between us and oblivion.
+
+_September 1st._--I am feeling very much better than I
+have since those awful floods came in Kut that left me legacies
+of rheumatics, and Heaven knows what else. We play
+rugger three times weekly, and eat huge teas. One of us makes
+cakes, another carpenters, another makes jam, and yet another
+has started tailoring. My present hobby is to get fit and
+clean my windows and "bazaar." I am putting on flesh, or
+rather, fat, and must be now a half stone more in weight.
+But my digestion is still weak, nerves bad, and a periodical
+pain from my spine.
+
+We have been to a Greek dentist (?) The awful stuff we
+ate in Kut played havoc with my teeth, which were in rather
+good condition before. This fellow proposes to crown about
+half of the back ones, is willing to accept a cheque, and talks
+frequently in French. These are his distinguishing qualities.
+He seems everything. Moreover, he will take a live nerve
+out and think nothing of it. Sometimes he pretends to kill
+it by pushing in small supplies of something or other which
+the nerve likes so much that it fattens on it, with the result
+that it grows so rapidly that soon one's whole body exists as
+an appendix of the particular nerve! The Turks looted his
+rooms lately. He has now, in consequence, only a rickety,
+straight-backed kitchen chair, two bottles, a wheel and string,
+and about four picks, with which he is very adept, using both
+ends of each. Altogether the Greeks here are a most disappointing,
+shifty lot. Poor Greece! where Pericles once
+lived, and which now exports currants--as they say.
+
+Roumania is in the war at last. Turkey is pretty well on
+her last legs; but then, like her carts and donkeys, she always
+seems good for another few yards. With returning fitness I
+begin to hate, loathe, detest, and abhor this soul-smothering
+life. The way the Turk _in authority_ treats us, his ignorance
+of his own mind, his partiality for intrigue and roguery and
+robbery, as also the way he runs his country, proves him unworthy
+of Empire. The brains and finance of this country
+are absolutely Greek or Armenian. The Turk holds the
+sword, and arrears of mismanagement he puts right by a
+periodical massacre. He is barbarously ignorant and misinformed.
+The most worthy fellow is the common soldier,
+who has some idea of manliness and of service, but the officer
+and official is a double-edged scoundrel, a smiling, dishonest,
+lubricous sneak, and totally untrustworthy, also a bad soldier.
+
+The Armenian I would describe as the Jew of Turkey,
+hence his unpopularity. He hoards money, is indifferent to
+the military needs or other aspect of the development of the
+country, except the financial one, and is not without treachery.
+The Greek is also more able and better educated than the
+Turk. With the Armenian he does the penmanship of
+Turkey. He supplies surveyors, artisans, architects; but
+he, too, cannot go straight. In fact, I would rather trust a
+Turkish soldier than any Greek or Armenian. Hundreds of
+years of oppression have dried up their springs of independent
+action, and the Armenian goes about in constant fear of
+massacre; the Greek just escapes it. They have no thought
+whatever of throwing off their yoke or leaving the country,
+although they have nothing in common with their oppressors,
+and their religious divergence is as wide as it can well be.
+They hate the Turk, yet choose to suffer. Even among the
+children we see the tyranny of the Turk. A diversion of ours
+is to watch the children playing near here. Tiny Turkish
+boys maltreat and bully big Greek boys and girls, who dare
+not retaliate.
+
+The explanation of the sorry state of Greece and of the
+Greeks and Armenians here I believe to be the utter selfishness
+of the people and their want of public-spirited men. But, if
+only because they are less unenlightened than their oppressors,
+reform should be possible to them, and although on looking
+at the Greeks of the land from Aleppo to Kastamuni, they
+seem an indifferent lot, still they have in them the seeds of
+culture and the ardent wish for civilization. On this, then,
+I believe we can build. The Turk is an interesting study.
+He is half child and half savage. His predilection and habits
+are like those of a child. He takes offence at small things,
+like a child. Like a child, he responds to small favours.
+And Germany is the last country to take the Turk successfully
+under her wing. England, I believe, alone could do it. We
+could utilize the Turkish talent for soldiering and practical
+affairs, removing from their midst these over-corrupt officials
+and Government, whom they detest. We should win their
+confidence by applying rigid and accessible justice between
+them and the Greek and Armenian, who would find unswerving
+adherence to law and order unavoidable. Religious toleration
+we could grant, and I believe that within a few years, Turkey
+would settle comfortably under our influence, and learn to
+trust us. But as it is, the country is rotten, the habits rotten,
+and so many wretched corrupt Turks are in authority, that
+one feels inclined to sweep them all away.
+
+_October 1st._--Loud shouting and cheering and wild stampede
+towards the restaurant dining-room announced that another
+mail had come. We all go quite mad on these occasions, and
+charge past postas, knocking over chairs or each other, and
+crowd around the table while the letters are given out.
+
+I have heard again from home, written before Kut fell.
+I wonder what sort of a time they picture me having. Kut
+still seems to have been kept dark from everybody, and
+especially so the trek; but I shall always remember the great
+thoughtfulness and affection of our friends reaching out to
+our lonely life across thousands of miles of sea and land.
+With these letters I am among the heath of Camberley, the
+hills of New Zealand, and the 'buses of London, once again.
+
+The commandant or kaimakam (colonel) is a foolish and
+babyish fellow, and also a rogue; but I, for one, believe he
+has less vice in him than the other junior officer, Sheriff Bey,
+who is a dangerous and treacherous villain. The old kaimakam
+does rake up a smile when we try to be happy, and
+although the Tartar is often apparent, he has, on occasion,
+given us such a privilege as a special walk.
+
+We are trying to erect some structure of habits wherein
+to dwell until God's good time allows us to get away from
+here. Thus we make cakes twice a week. This will last
+a little longer until prices become too outrageous. Which
+makes two events. Church and bazaar and Turkish bath
+make three more, total of five altogether, and these, scarcely
+incidents in another's life, but episodes in ours, punctuate
+the vacuum of time in which we roll. At 6.30 a.m. there is
+_chota haziri_, tea and toast, for which we have made private
+arrangements.
+
+Then one smokes or sleeps again. At 9 we have breakfast
+of eggs and milk and butter and bread. With a posta at our
+heels we return to our own house, 150 yards away. Then
+some sleep, some play cards, some merely sit on a chair.
+Others of us write diaries or re-read an old book. We have
+lunch of fatty foods and smoke and sleep. We have tea (our
+own _bandobast_ again) after which there may be a walk.
+We all set off under a guard, and are trying to get farther
+afield. Once a week a long walk is allowed. On returning
+some of us change, even if it is to put aside one torn shirt
+for another or a spare jacket. But in these times I jealously
+guard every conventional cable that anchors one to the
+decent life. There is a tendency to allow the coma to steal
+over one's personality. This, I think, one should combat.
+Dinner over, we have to wait in the _mektub_, a boresome hour.
+We attempt bridge or chess. Back again in our room we
+smoke awhile and sleep. It may read nicely, but in truth,
+it is a sorry existence. Still, day by day, the structure grows,
+and who knows, in a few months we may have a palace like
+the pleasure dome of Kubla Khan!
+
+The extraordinary thing is that one is so secluded. One
+seems on the other side of creation's wall--in the backwash
+of the waters. But we all know it only seems so. The stream
+of Time flows on, sweeping along with it great events in the
+changing scene from which we here are far removed. I have
+ever been of a restless nature, and I am told this may operate
+as a rest cure. One hundred and fifty miles from the nearest
+railway, and that far from anywhere, locked in by mountains
+bordering the Black Sea, cut off from papers and books and
+news, in a town that but awakes and sleeps, with no public
+institutions or even a picture theatre, one has left for a hobby
+only the delivery of direct interrogatories to oneself, and the
+supplying of answers thereto. I believe this is a supreme
+test of character, and may prove a strength to some and a
+ruination to others.
+
+Sometimes an event overtakes us. For instance, I have
+been placed in "gaol" for a short time, and the incident was
+so funny I must set it down.
+
+One day, while I was filling in notes of this diary, I observed
+one of the flimsy untied curtains was ablaze. How
+it started I can only conjecture. Either it blew on to the hot
+cigarette ash tray, or a hot part of a cigarette must have fallen
+down near the bed and caught in the curtain. These local
+cigarettes are wretched things and burn furiously, the head
+often falling off so that it is a common thing to find one's
+clothes alight. I ripped the curtain down and stamped it
+out. The two beds had caught, and the room filled with
+smoke. I stamped out the fire and doused the bed with
+water. As it still smouldered I flung it out of the door. And
+then they came, Turks, choushs, postas, Sheriff Bey, the
+kaimakam himself, and I began to expect the Sultan. They
+were very angry, a fire having occurred in the Gurkhas'
+quarters a few days previously. They persisted in saying
+I tried to burn the house down and to set fire to Kastamuni.
+That afternoon a sort of court-martial was made of it, and
+I was arraigned before the Turkish Commandant, thinking
+it a delightful joke. Their serious faces amused me. I
+told them it was an accident, that I was sorry, that I would
+pay the damage, and after a debate of ordinary budget length,
+the kaimakam decided to let me off on my paying a lira.
+(The curtain would have cost about ten piastres, and the
+bed was only singed.) Then Sheriff Bey stormed and protested
+for more punishment, and I was sent under an escort
+after handing over all my smokes and matches, to a dirty
+iron-barred cellar room in a house used by the kaimakam
+as an office. It was full of paper, and there was no bed or
+chair. I had no supplies at all. When I was left in peace
+I took a copy of Robert Louis Stevenson's "Virginibus
+Puerisque" from my pocket, and sitting in a corner started
+to read. Presently I became aware of an eye watching me
+through the crack. In fact, I was just on the point of lighting
+up from a spare cigarette case and matches in my hip
+pocket. The eye changed. Still reading, I observed several
+peering and whispering, so taking a pencil and paper from
+my pocket I went through the form of writing a letter to our
+Foreign Minister via the American Ambassador, complaining
+of my treatment. Then pointing to the eye, I called for the
+interpreter, informing him that I wanted this letter to be
+shown to the kaimakam, and that even if he didn't send it
+I should take care that our Government took the matter
+up and dealt with those responsible when I was free. The
+result was he bolted from the room, and in ten minutes reappeared
+with a posta, and said I was free. Sheriff Bey
+met me at the top of the road, and proceeded to harangue
+me about wanting to frighten me only.
+
+Bluff is the only thing, and their ignorance one's only
+chance. Since then, however, the kaimakam has treated me
+with extraordinary respect, so much so, that I have successfully
+refused to obey his order to pay for what I have not had,
+_i.e._ food in the _mektub_ for all the time I was sick. The best way
+to treat these Turks is to be distantly polite. Much annoyance
+and trouble has been caused through some officers chumming
+up to them, plying them with drinks, and conducting them by
+the arm here and there. The next day there's a row about
+some point of pay or privilege, and the Turk thinks himself
+snubbed. The net result is that the Turk, being our captor,
+is in much the better position to hit back. This he does
+vigorously, with insulting titles and notices that make life
+a great burden. Some of their notices posted up in the
+_mektub_ are screamingly funny. The following are actual
+samples, with spelling corrected--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+1. "English imprisoned officers cannot only please themselves
+by disobeying the Turkish posta who have the order
+of them. Neither can they go past the posta or outside
+the door. In which case the posta can beat them with the
+stick or rough handle the officer or officers concerned."
+
+2. "English officers ought to pay their money willingly.
+Why do they have the trick of deceiving the peasants and
+poor Turkish subjects, which is dishonest?
+
+(Sd.) "TEUFIK,
+"Kaimakam."
+
+3. "Officers cannot talk to any one except themselves,
+strong punishments will pursue swiftly. What is the use
+of pouring dirty water into the street? Surely they need not
+chivvy 'bints' in the bazaar, and officers educated in London
+could know better. When officers go for a walk in charge
+of a posta they shall not go to the front or the posta gets
+behind in which case the posta has orders to shoot or
+remonstrate with the culprit. Let every one pay the price
+in the bazaar and let them pay all their money to Usnu,
+the contractor, who is not a robber.
+
+(Sd.) "TEUFIK,
+"Kaimakam."
+
+4. "It has been taken to my notice that English officers
+never stop kicking up a shinty (shindy) in their rooms. Cards
+will be stopped. Let us not play cards or kick up any more
+shindy. You shall behave civilized."
+
+5. "In future great supplies of liquor and cognac will
+not be drunk by our order as the floor of the school will go
+through. In which case the officers concerned cannot hold
+Turkish authorities responsible if they meet death. Also
+punishment must be given. Officers will be always tidy
+the room. Why choose the pig-stye? This is also a punishable
+affair.
+
+(Sd.) "TEUFIK,
+"Commandant."
+
+6. "Officers are allowed the bath and bazaar and footer.
+Why not go about properly dressed. Surely no hat or in the
+hand is not properly dressed. Sticks are forbidden and officers
+cannot walk with sticks. It is forbidden to get drunk or sing
+as the noise stops the sleep of neighbours. If a fire starts
+it goes. Therefore don't smoke in bedrooms for God sake.
+
+(Sd.) "TEUFIK,
+"Commandant,
+"British Prisoners' Camp."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+And so on. The explanation of these extraordinary
+documents is that some of the postas (bluebottles we call
+them) being old dug-outs, can't keep up with us when we walk,
+and trail out behind. The people in the town do us down at
+every turn, and we have to argue and bargain to get anything.
+In fact, we enjoy it. As regards the noise, some of us have
+a sing-song on every other Saturday in the _mektub_, and the
+Turks fear our applause may be too much for the floor. Regarding
+the "bints" we, not having spoken to the gentler
+sex from periods ranging to two years, have taught some
+Greek dreadnoughts to wish us good morning. The fire episode
+was, of course, due to me. Their Captain, Sheriff Bey, is
+the source of most of the trouble, and he stirs up the old
+kaimakam. Sheriff Bey is captain of the guard, and is at
+once treacherous and spiteful. To be sure he had for a time
+captured the ear of a few of our officers who were misled by
+his lubricity and perpetual smiles. He fawns upon them, defaming
+his own country, which he predicts will be finished
+in a few weeks, and has decided to leave Turkey after the
+war. I loathed the man more than ever on hearing him
+speak of his country so. They say he is spying on the kaimakam
+in order to get his command.
+
+On arriving here we all hoped to get away within a few
+weeks, as there was rumour of an advance in the West. At
+present, however, the indications are, at any rate, for a
+winter campaign.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+WINTER--OUR "SELF-MADE" ORCHESTRA
+
+
+_February 1st, 1917._--Four months have gone. As I
+write the earth is white with feet of snow. It is
+a white world, the roofs no longer brown, the trees
+no longer green, for even those few trees, like pines that have
+not shed their verdure, have donned the white raiment of
+winter's carnival. Snow! This pure and godly element,
+silent and secretive, the _avant-courrier_ of the Ultimate, of
+Things doomed, one day to be reclaimed by the once again
+triumphant elements when, from the dome of the universe,
+the last white great snow sheets shall fall, fall, fall--and this
+universe, once again locked in the ice-grip of the Snow God,
+shall drive forward mysteriously on its lonely way--lonely
+for it shall have been separated from Life, and the Spirit, Man,
+will have gone.
+
+As I look out on the undulating expanse terraced down
+to me from the mountain horizon to the northward, I am for
+a minute tempted to believe that the Great Snow Deluge has
+really come, and I alone am awake to behold it. But looking
+still closer I see tiny windows peeping out from their white
+frames, and I know the bees within that human hive are having
+their winter sleep. With an effort I trace among the smothered
+definition of the buildings, the snowed-up roads and alleys,
+and rising above it all I see, scattered over the town, the
+white upright minarets of the mosques. Kastamuni in wintertime
+is a picturesque Turkish town, and has a character all
+its own. The streets are deserted, but on the hill-path white-mottled
+figures move slowly upwards. It is the hour of
+prayer, and the _muezzin_ has just begun to swell out in icy
+circles from the minarets, reaching out to the hearts of the
+prayerful, and calling them to communion with Allah. _La
+illaha, illa la._ There is but one God, and that is God. From
+how many thousands of mosques, and for how many millions of
+the followers of the prophet does the _muezzin_ cry at this hour?
+
+And so I, too, find my silence unlocked after all these months
+and am at last persuaded to throw off the coma that has
+been stealing over us body and soul, that has buried beneath
+its snow-drift our intentions one by one, and I am tempted
+to jot down a few more notes to my reminiscences.
+
+Sometimes, as the other day, we are allowed to take down
+the bob-sleighs we have made to a hill about a mile away,
+and pretend we are schoolboys again. After snowballing the
+starters and getting snowballed ourselves, we shot down the
+slope or over the bank, as the case occurred, and once or
+twice we collided, but no one got seriously hurt. The hard
+toiling uphill again, pulling the sleigh, proved how unfit we
+were. On the way home we religiously snowballed every
+fowl we passed, and the roads are full of them. The days
+are dreadfully dreary, and it is only these events that seem
+to lighten the monotonous gloom. Firewood is very scarce
+and expensive, and only on rare occasions do we have a fire
+worth anything. If we do by chance have wood it is often
+wet, and the wretched tin stoves choke the place with smoke.
+I half decided to have a stove in my bedroom, but, besides
+that being fearfully small, the trouble is to get wood, which
+comes in tiny donkey loads at fictitious prices. So we lie
+in bed under the clothes, and with the intense cold sleep
+steals over us. There is the same difficulty in getting kerosene,
+now five shillings a bottle, and what one gets either
+goes out, or splutters until you kick it out. We hibernate,
+therefore. Once or twice it has been so cold that I have gone
+down to the kitchen and sat by the smoke heap there. This
+is very popular these days.
+
+Letters are turning up more regularly. I am delighted
+to have at last heard from home and several friends all over
+the world, including the brilliant author of "Problems of
+Philosophy." He has very kindly sent me some books and
+recommends me to see Schiller on "Grumps." I also heard
+from Wallace, from whom I have not heard for years and
+years, and to whom I wrote in Kut along with people in the
+neglected recesses of my memory, but the letter, of course,
+was never sent. It must be eleven years since he and I sat
+on the golden sand of a green-vestured island in that silvery
+sea around Auckland--smoking our pipes as we lay on our
+backs, and filling in with a wish what we wanted to complete
+the scene. I remember wanting the suitable girl, but he
+wanted books and debate. In between are my world travels,
+and Cambridge, and Germany, and now I've been running
+about in a war, and he, since a professor in Princetown,
+writes to condole with me at being out of the war so early!
+He ought to congratulate me on my luck in staying in it so
+long. But then, of course, he can't know anything about Kut
+yet.
+
+It seems I have been reported dead in Kut, and again on
+the trek, and in England they are only just hearing to the
+contrary. What an unnecessary suspense for one's people!
+Mine have been magnificent, even throughout the long period
+of tragic rumour.
+
+About my other friends at Cambridge, and in the regiment,
+and in France, I never hear a word.
+
+Parcels have arrived, thank Heaven, from several friends.
+Sir Thomas Mackenzie has been a perfect trump, and the
+most wonderful and thoughtful parcels from a very kind
+heart in Australia. The first three or four have arrived. My
+dear old friends, the Pallisers, remember me faithfully. And
+Lord Grey, not forgetting the lonely subaltern in the middle
+of Asia who once held forth on Imperial affairs sketched out
+by the cloistered lawns of the Cam, has sent me kind messages
+and a fortnightly parcel. One's emotions of thankfulness
+and gratitude are infinite. I feel it is my duty to buck up
+every ounce possible when one of the busiest and most over-worked
+men in England, in indifferent health, too, finds time
+to think of a worthless subaltern like me. My Camberley
+friends also have sent me some parcels, and some wonderful
+letters. These momentous things happen only once in a while,
+but when they do they tell us that somewhere beyond these
+snow-bound mountains are English hearts that are glad we
+are come through so far, which means they know we have
+tried and are chiefly sorry we are chained because we can't
+try again.
+
+Some few books have also arrived from time to time, but
+only old ones are allowed through, though sometimes we
+manage to conceal one or two. This, however, is very difficult,
+as all parcels have to be opened before the Turkish authorities.
+We have formed a library, and the indefatigable
+librarian, Herepath, who catalogues the books and _shikars_
+every one a moment overdue, caused us infinite delight
+months ago by placing in the library most of Kipling's works
+which he had miraculously brought through with him from
+Kut. We devour anything in the reading line, especially now,
+as bridge has fallen off.
+
+None of the many books sent to me have turned up so
+far, and have probably been intercepted at Constantinople,
+whither even those that do arrive here have to be sent back
+for censorship.
+
+No games outside except an occasional soccer match are
+played now as the ground is too hard. One highly interesting
+tournament was, however, recently completed. Eight soccer
+teams participated, and we ran two bookies on the field. I
+have not played since Christmas Day when, in getting down to
+a forward rush, I had several giants on top of me and twisted
+my knee badly. Just before this, however, as left three-quarter
+in a match against the Lower House I scored one of the hardest
+tries since I was a boy. One can't run much these days, but
+I did it diving for the line as a nailed fist left four ruddy tracks
+from my neck down my back. Even then we lost the match
+by two goals to a goal and a try. I came to the conclusion
+that my conceit was excusable.
+
+Christmas passed quietly enough. We consumed a
+tremendous amount of cognac and mastik, and anything else
+going, regardless of price, and for a few hours we quite took
+charge of things. There was a concert of sorts with a few
+banjo items and a farce at the end which was more ridiculous
+than funny, but it served as well.
+
+On Christmas Eve we eluded the postas, and about midnight,
+while trying to correct my bearings for the house, for I had
+somehow got downhill, I saw a figure of him we call the Admiral
+(a naval paymaster), who evidently having wearied of trying
+to discipline his legs had given it up and was crawling vigorously
+on all fours in the dark. The sight of this white figure crawling
+mysteriously along in the darkness, believing himself unobserved,
+made me shout with laughter. The Admiral put on a
+huge spurt when he heard it!
+
+But the feature of Christmas was the children's party we
+gave by special leave of the kaimakam. For days we had
+been cooking tartlets and cakes and macaroons. They knew
+it was on, and before breakfast a big crowd of children and
+mothers had accumulated near our alley-way. We took our
+long table and spread upon it "our events," as we called them,
+including apples and special quantities of milk and nuts.
+The poor little wretches are half-starved. For weeks previously
+we had given them bits of bread, so that each one of us had
+an "adopted" nipper. But besides our little pals--mostly
+Greek, but some Turks--dozens of youngsters from far and
+wide had turned up, some in their mothers' arms. Sam Mayo,
+an ex-sergeant-major, took charge and formed them into
+column of route, mothers and all. He did splendidly. There
+was much crying and yelling, but he got them in order and
+then made them file past. I don't think we had laughed so
+much for many months. Each one of us soon found himself
+administering milk to a monthling in one arm with half a
+dozen brats into one's pockets or wrestling with one's legs at
+the same time. Once there was a stampede set up by a
+"Young Turk Party" (boys of eight and upwards), and we
+each had to grab all the mites by a leg or an arm and hold
+them up out of harm's way. One or two got a bit squashed
+as it was. The supreme joke was when Sam was proudly
+showing us how to coax a tiny infant to eat a macaroon; it
+got so enthusiastic as to bite a half inch of his thumb nearly
+off. "The little devil nipped like a mongoose," yelled Sam,
+upsetting his second youngster into the sweet rock that stuck
+_en bloc_ to its head. We enjoyed ourselves as much as they.
+The postas, with one or two exceptions, helped us. The poor
+little wretches ate and drank as if they hadn't for a week at
+least. Then we had a scramble among the larger children
+for the nuts and surplus, and when the fights had subsided
+gave them some piastre notes. Altogether it was a great
+show and made us very happy.
+
+The people, we hear, couldn't understand at first how war
+veterans could worry about children. But you require to
+be a prisoner of war with no privilege of speaking to any one,
+adult or child, to understand the meaning of children. The
+after result was that for days and days a huge swarm of
+youngsters followed us everywhere we went yelling "Backsheesh"
+and "Ekmek" (bread) and "Chocolate."
+
+Shortly after Christmas an Armenian turned up with a
+violin of sorts. I had been on the look-out for one for months.
+He wanted a fictitious price, and it wasn't a good one but fairly
+loud. The strings were on the wrong pegs, and such strings
+surely never existed before on any violin. The bow wanted
+some hair restorer badly. I tuned it up and powdered the
+few remaining hairs well on a lump of gummy resin, probably
+off a pine-tree, and then, by the smoking stove of a Turkish
+fire, I began to play--the first time for years and years. The
+room was empty but every one came up from below to see
+what on earth had happened. I found I had forgotten everything.
+After a half-hour bits of Beethoven, Raff, Dvorak
+and Vieuxtemps came back to me, but they wanted waltzes
+and marches. The end of it was they persuaded me to buy
+the thing. I practised assiduously for two or three hours a
+day for weeks and then the bow began to collapse and the
+strings gave out.
+
+It was now dreadfully cold in one's room, but we managed
+to have some cheery evenings. Banjos made of hide stretched
+over tins purchased at the bazaar did quite well for an
+accompaniment. One of our number, Lieutenant Munro,
+has shown a deal of skill in cabinet making, and has turned
+out a 'cello which is the queerest thing in the whole world,
+looking rather like a dough roll squeezed considerably in the
+middle by a small boy until its waist threatens to go altogether.
+But it makes a noise. My violin is improving wonderfully,
+and I have found some bad strings in an Armenian shop.
+
+In other words, my violin has grown to a band composed
+of two violins, a 'cello, a cracked flute, a clarionet, and banjos.
+The Admiral plays a little, and having unearthed another fiddle
+has come in as second violin. Major Davis plays the violin a
+little, and we are going to fossick others out. Drums are under
+construction, and another 'cello is to follow. Remains the
+music. As none has ever been seen in Kastamuni probably
+since the town existed, nor can be obtained anywhere or is
+allowed through, we have to write our own. This involves
+composition. There was luckily a volume of Prout's Harmony
+that turned up at Christmas, so one or two with leisure hours
+are working at it hard. We have had five practices. I
+never could have believed I would endure such an offensive
+noise, let alone help to make it! "Dreaming" and
+"Destiny" and "The Girl on the Film" were the first things
+we attempted. It was a thin stream of trickling melody
+followed by the weirdest of side noises!
+
+How dreadfully cold it is, and how interminably long the
+winter seems! Malaria and colds have pursued us. Our
+boots have collapsed everywhere, and the few pairs in the
+bazaar cost over eight liras. Here, again, we have fallen back
+on ourselves, and two officers started repairing in an institution
+called the "Snob's Shop." They are now quite good at it, and
+turn out really fine work. The only leather obtainable, however,
+is rotten local stuff.
+
+Other prices have risen steadily. The wretched tea
+available is about two liras a pound, and there is little of that.
+Sugar is ten shillings a pound, coffee dearer than tea, meat
+two shillings a pound, and wood works out at about three-pence
+a stick. The wonder is how all these people live. Many
+are pinched and haggard, and funeral processions in the
+snow are more frequent. The Turkish contractor at the
+_mektub_ has been playing the extortionate _rôle_, and for weeks
+we have threatened to strike and had meeting after meeting.
+The net result has been to get the Turks' backs up against us,
+and it seems evident enough that the military authorities
+are in the financial swim with the fleecers. We have almost
+decided to mess ourselves--the chief objection to this being
+that every obstacle will be put in our way and prices will go
+up accordingly in the bazaar.
+
+The other day we were allowed our permitted long walk and
+took the direction of the pine woods, away up the long ascent.
+We trod in young snow a few inches deep. It was a glorious
+walk with the tiny bronze pines peeping through the white
+sheets that stretched from horizon to horizon over hill and
+valley. We climbed until on a patch of upland from which
+the sun had ousted the snow, thousands of tiny crocuses
+invited us to stop and listen to their premature whispers of
+spring. But since then winter seems to have fastened on us
+another clutch of unmistakable proprietorship. On our way
+back we stopped at our cemetery, which has gradually grown
+larger since we came. Last November the survivors of the
+unfortunate yacht _Nida_ reached us. She had struck a mine
+near Alexandretta and lost half her crew. The commander
+had a terribly rough trip here, and the disaster seemed to have
+preyed upon his mind. He died in the hospital here, poor
+fellow. Recently we buried a gunner orderly arrived from
+Angora. He had belonged to the 82nd R.F.A., and came
+with the last batch allowed us by the authorities as the result
+of continuous applications. The reports they brought of the
+men were simply terrible. Hundreds of them seem to have
+perished in the cold. The sick were allowed to die without
+any attention whatever. A daily loaf of bread and one blanket,
+and often no medical care at all, had accounted for hundreds.
+Whole regiments are wiped out. Father Tim and the Reverend
+Wright, who were recently ordered to Kara Hissah for the other
+officers, managed to get a line back to us to the effect that
+the reports about the men were true. Rumours are in the
+air that General Townshend has gone home on parole and is
+arranging for us to be exchanged or go to a neutral country.
+One can't hope for that. We have heard in the bazaar that
+Kut once more is in our hands. Thank God!
+
+_May 1st._--At last the winter has gone, but it went slowly
+and fought a strenuous rearguard action up to quite recently.
+How jolly it is to have dismantled those wretched tin stoves
+and be able to write and read in one's room once more. Walks
+have been resumed, and lead us even further and further
+afield. Many changes have overtaken us--changes seemingly
+insignificant and yet to us very momentous. We started to
+run our own mess in February, the Turks taking away all our
+Turkish and Greek servants and making us rely on our own
+orderlies. They prove themselves more childish and more
+babyish every week. An inquiry was held into affairs here,
+and the old kaimakam was thrown out, but Sheriff Bey, the
+worst of all, lied his way into remaining. Our new kaimakam
+is a more decent fellow, speaks German, and has lived in Berlin
+for four years. We have had him up to dinner, and it fell
+to me to do all the talking to him about Berlin. He means
+well, and has done all he can to help us, but he is so dreadfully
+afraid of Sheriff Bey and his own restrictions.
+
+The band has made great strides. I'm now first violin
+and leader of the "Orchestra." We have five violins, two
+'cellos and a double bass, besides the drums, two clarionettes,
+flute, and banjo, and the Human Crochet has made commendable
+progress in writing out our music from bits of anything
+we got through the post, piano solos, and many we have
+had to write from memory. We perform on Saturday evenings
+alternately at either house. Sometimes we sound almost like
+a seaside band at Home!!! I long for the old Queen's Hall
+Concerts again. To attend even those, I would willingly
+forget the London Symphony or Nikisch's at the Gewandhaus
+in Leipsig. The band is almost the only live thing here. One
+pines for music. Every evening I can get (so to speak) with
+my violin beyond these forests and mountains. My window
+overlooks the town and I have quite an audience of Turkish
+heads listening. I am told the sound carries as far as the
+muezzin. These people have not heard any music in their
+lives, and think my crude efforts quite divine. Books arrive
+slowly. Swinburne has never come. But we have Shakespeare
+and some of Thackeray and a lot of cheap stuff.
+
+With the advent of spring we all responded to the call and
+took fresh hope and formed new resolves. Amongst them I
+started a fortnightly paper called _Smoke_, the Kastamuni
+_Punch_ and _Tatler_. In a rash moment I finally consented to
+the "General's" request, the General being Captain Kirkwood,
+our Mess-President. So far it has been a decided
+success. Our artist was an officer from the Lower House
+whose handy pen finished the cartoon and illustrated the serial
+and verse. The paper was not wholly given to ragging and
+joking, but in a serious corner we discussed aspects of Kut and
+the Trek and Kastamuni and the war. We also ran fictitious
+notes from Kara Hissa, Yozgad, Brusa (where the generals are),
+and "Eve" of the _Tatler_ finally came to live in Kastamuni to
+cheer us up with a certain famous chaperone called "The
+Destroyer." The most popular article amongst our own mess
+was the current one called "The Oblong Table," at which we
+all sat--King Arthur, Sir John Happy Tight, Sir Saundontius
+the Good, Sir Sulphurous Blears, Sir Bedevere le Géant, Sir
+Leslie Bee de Canard, Sir Cliftus Smallkake, Sir Samuel
+Longbow, Sir Carol le Filbert, Sir Richard Oldlace, Sir Pompous
+Oldass, Sir Lancelot the Bard, Sir Galahad the Silent, and Sir
+Rufus Appletree. And we lived well up to the best traditions
+of the Round Table, and conversations and jests and challenges
+flew to and fro. But altogether it is rather a sweat, as I have
+to do the whole thing, and then it has to be copied out again
+by some one with a decent caligraphy. Great care has to be
+taken to keep it out of the Turks' hands.
+
+I have also worked on a further constitutional study of
+the possible Society of Nations or International Body, following
+out constitutional developments and tendencies as revealed
+by the war since my pre-war work "The Place of International
+Law in Jurisprudence."
+
+And so what with the band and _Smoke_ and this diary and
+bits of French and my law work, I have plenty to do. I am
+only wondering how long it will be before these, too, follow the
+rest of our enterprises to oblivion. It is true that one's springs
+of action seem almost run out, and that with leading this
+dreary existence the iron of Kastamuni has already eaten into
+the souls of many. The psychology of a captive is an extraordinary
+one.
+
+At night-time, when the last tremors of the muezzin have
+died away and all is still, we sometimes fancy we can hear the
+echoes of those great events that are rearranging the world,
+the crashing of nations in mortal combat, the battle cries of
+men fighting for their faith, the death cries of the fallen,
+above all, the cannon cacophany of the fire deluge.
+
+And from here in the backwater of the world, without
+news or knowledge, our hearts go out to our countrymen on the
+other front, and we pray to God that we may soon be amongst
+them again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+EXTRACTS AND PHOTOS FROM "SMOKE," THE KASTAMUNI
+"PUNCH"
+
+
+_Smoke_ was the Kastamuni _Punch_, which I edited. Its
+existence became known to the Turks, who tried by
+every means to discover it. When I escaped from the
+prison in Stamboul, I had it around my waist. Unwilling to
+risk its capture in my subsequent adventures, I entrusted it to
+some one in Stamboul, from where it was safely recovered
+after the entry of the British troops. The photos are of the
+original copy and the extracts perpetrated by me.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(1) Letter from "Eve," whom to cheer our loneliness we
+transported to live amongst us in Kastamuni.
+
+201, Curzon Street,
+Mayfair,
+May 28th, '17.
+
+DEAR MR. SMOKE,
+
+Such wonderful news for you. I'm to leave for
+Kastamuni in two days. Think of it, my dear. For Kastamuni
+and all of you. Almost _too_ wonderful, isn't it? You
+know by the time the third edition of _Smoke_ arrived home it
+became quite well known that you were incorporated with the
+_Tatler_, and, of course, you and I are naturally expected to
+become awfully interested in each other. Also by a marvellous
+bit of planning on the part of Providence at the same time
+Mrs. Huntingdon-East received such an extraordinarily warm-hearted
+letter from a Mr. Carol Manrow of Kastamuni (do
+you know him?), begging her to visit Kastamuni and prescribe
+for his (little Carol's, if you please) loneliness, and also--but
+I mustn't tell you too much, must I?
+
+[Illustration: LETTER FROM "EVE." PHOTOGRAPHED FROM "SMOKE,"
+THE KASTAMUNI "PUNCH"]
+
+Oh, and we just love _Smoke_. Well, you know, the next
+day I met the Destroyer at tea, _i.e._ Mrs. H. E., because she's
+always under full sail, or whatever you call it. She has
+persuaded my friends to make me go with her. But, my dear,
+I was only too _delighted_ to go, and I do so want to see all the
+dear things in that wonderful little place. Oh, I'm so glad
+you are incorporated with the _Tatler_, and that I am to tattle
+for you. The Women War Workers' Association has arranged
+for the Destroyer to look after me. Can you imagine that?
+But I shan't stretch my reins until I am safe with you all, and
+then we shall see what pace is to be set in Kastamuni.
+
+I'm to send news to the _Tatler_ as ever, and a column for
+you on local gossip or fashionable intelligence. The last sounds
+the best. Our spare time you must make interesting for us,
+and as we are to have _carte blanche_ from our funny old enemies,
+we can promise you a terrific time. And such news I've got
+for you--just _too_ exciting.
+
+We leave in two days via Boulogne, Paris, Berne, Vienna,
+Constanti, and Ineboli--and the Sultan has offered the
+Destroyer the use of his private yacht, _Abdul Hamid Secundus_.
+We _screamed_ when we got his wire. So nice of him, and he
+hopes to find us "chic." Just fancy the Destroyer being
+chic. And we are to remain with you all until you go away.
+Isn't that splendid?
+
+Thank you so much for your long wire. So _thoughtful_ of
+you, but, my dear, I'm not a bit shy, and I've not forgotten
+you. In fact, I have tried to dream about you quite often.
+Please try to believe this. We are to have the Vali's old
+house, whatever that means. The Destroyer is a dear old
+thing, and, of course, I leave all the arrangements to her.
+She sends a message. "Give the dear things my love, and
+tell them to pray that the weather will be good and the Black
+Sea smooth."
+
+Well, I must away to pack. Such appalling weather here,
+and we have no potatoes. But no one cares the tiniest bit,
+as the news is dreadfully good. The one drawback is that the
+war will be over before we have finished the wonderful time
+we shall all have in Kastamuni.
+
+Bye-bye, dear Mr. Smoke.
+
+Yours with love,
+
+EVE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(2) Advertisement of Kuttites Klearout Kompany, Unlimited.
+
+KASTAMUNI KUTTITES KLEAROUT KOMPANY,
+UNLIMITED
+
+OBJECT, To defray the expenses of constructing, furnishing,
+and equipping
+
+The "HOMEWARD BOUND" Airship.
+
+PROPOSED CAPITAL, £2000 (Turkish).
+
+Consisting of 1000 Fully-Paid Preference and 1000 Ordinary
+Shares.
+
+TERMS, Preference Fully Paid, Ordinary Five per cent, on
+allotment.
+
+Balance after the War.
+
+CONDITIONS, The investment in twenty shares will carry
+the privilege of one seat in the "Homeward Bound," to
+leave Kastamuni at some date unknown.
+
+N.B.--In the event of having to jettison ballast from the
+airship, Preference Shareholders will not be rated as ballast
+until Ordinary Shareholders have been thrown overboard.
+
+ADVANTAGES, On the back of every coupon will be found a
+policy of insurance with the Credit Ottoman Insurance
+Company covering risks against (1) Recapture, (2)
+Collision, (3) Fire, (4) Cherif Bey, (5) Drowning,
+(6) Falling Overboard, (7) Landing in Enemy Country.
+
+Last date of Application for Shares, May 10th, 1917.
+
+Original Allottees: (Katronides) The Rt. Hon. Marquis-de-Quinine;
+(Cloulourides) Vicomte-de-Moular and five
+Field Officers.
+
+Bankers: Kastamuni Providential Banking Co., Ltd.
+
+Secretary: A. Fludd,
+
+47.8.9 _Smoke_ Offices.
+
+[Illustration: KASTAMUNI KUTTITES KLEAROUT KOMPANY
+(AN ESCAPE ADVERTISEMENT FROM "SMOKE")]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(3) SATIRE'S MY WEAPON, BUT I'M TOO DISCREET
+TO RUN AMOK AND TILT AT ALL I MEET
+
+THE WINGS OF A DOVE (Leading Article)
+
+Had I the wings of a dove, far, far would I fly--away from
+this dove-cot--from the Mekhteb and memories of Huznu--from
+the Turkish bath fond joy of earlier days, away from the
+chapel that has so often seen me, but now to see me no more,
+from the bazaar where in days of yore I visited Ekki Bachouk's,
+from the postas and Turkish female delights untasted--from the
+band--ah, band of memories--most of all from the Oblong Table--in
+short, from the Flesh and the Devil far, far would I fly.
+
+Ah, those wings. I feel them already upon me. Like a
+bird I feel also my capacity for flight. Wings that lie closely
+to my shoulders, white pinions the outer ribs in stiff strong
+rows, beside them smaller ones lighter than air, stronger than
+steel, folding like a fan, opening like an umbrella, locked and
+fast. Wings flinging arced shadows, wings with which to
+issue some early morn from my window, to cleave the air, to
+mount up, up, up above these mosques, the river, the town,
+until Kastamuni shall appear a wee pattern of dusky patchwork
+crossed by a silver thread and dotted with woolly smoke.
+Wings to lift me so high that even that shall disappear--and
+beyond the ranges will gleam the sea. Ah, the sea. How
+I long for thee also. Since when have I walked within range
+of thy tossing spray, thou sea skirting the crimson battlefields
+of Europe. Thee would I follow until in the last light of even
+I beheld once more "that isle set in a silver sea----"
+
+Oh, for the wings of a dove. Far, far would I fly. Oh,
+to be a dove. I, too, would stop to pluck an olive leaf, and
+on it would scratch with my beak, _Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin_,
+and then having reached Potsdam, would I drop it at the
+Kaiser's feet as he strolls about the palace grounds of Sans-souci.
+Sans-souci, forsooth!
+
+Then would he not conquer the world any more, but wring
+the necks of all his eagles.
+
+And then on to other isles and scenes, whence the voices
+are calling----
+
+Oh, for the wings, those free white wings of a dove.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(4) A Prophecy as to the Fate of Turkey.
+
+ THE DEATH OF COCK TURKEY
+ (With apologies to Cock Robin)
+
+ "Who killed Cock Turkey?"
+ "I," said Bull Jack,
+ "With my usual knack--
+ I killed Cock Turkey."
+
+ "Who helped to do it?"
+ "I," said old Bruno,
+ "With my little U know--
+ I helped to do it."
+
+ "Who saw him die?"
+ "I," said her ally,
+ With perfectly dry eye--
+ "I saw him die."
+
+ "Who'll have his feathers?"
+ "I," said the Lion,
+ "With my usual try-on,
+ I'll have his feathers."
+
+ "Who'll dig his grave?"
+ "I," said the vulture,
+ An eagle plus culture--
+ "I'll dig his grave."
+
+ "Who'll grow on his grave?"
+ "I," said the Lily,
+ She spoke quite shrilly--
+ "I'll grow on his grave."
+
+ "Who'll write his epitaph?"
+ "I," said the Armenian,
+ With the help of the Athenian--
+ "I'll write his epitaph."
+
+ "Who's heir-apparent?"
+ "I," said Uncle Sam,
+ "I guess that I am
+ The heir-apparent."
+
+ "Who'll toll the knell?"
+ "I," said the Kangaroo,
+ "With the help of the Emu,
+ I'll toll the knell."
+
+ And the Things of the Earth danced in ecstasy--
+ When they heard of the death of the Cock Turkey--
+ When they heard of the death of the Cock Turkey.
+
+ PACIFIC BILLOW.
+ April, 1917.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(5) Breach of Promise Case.
+
+ KING'S BENCH DIVISION
+ Mr. Justice Owes-Leigh.
+ Sonia _alias_ the Fair Girl _v._ Bimbashi Stew-Hot.
+ Damages for Breach of Promise.
+
+Counsel for plaintiff, Mr. Wm. Sykes, K.C., of Dukes.
+The defendant defended himself, and was assisted, where
+necessary, by the learned judge.
+
+Mr. Sykes, on traversing the Statement of Claim, alleged
+that the plaintiff had been wrongfully deceived by certain
+overtures and advances on the part of the defendant in that
+he had, on many occasions, smiled at her, gesticulated towards
+her, called her "choke guzelle," winked, and even kissed his
+fingers at her when the postas were not looking. Moreover,
+written evidence of a formal declaration of affection and
+willingness to marry was in possession of the plaintiff. For
+these reasons, submitted Mr. Sykes, an offer of the contract of
+matrimony had been made by the defendant and accepted by
+the plaintiff. The defendant was unwilling to fulfil--or at
+least hung fire--plaintiff estimated her damages at piastres 500.
+
+The defendant, who was evidently a humorist, was
+understood to demur.
+
+Mr. Sykes then called his chief witness, the plaintiff, the
+Fair Girl herself. Her appearance caused a great sensation in
+the court. There came a dream in daisy-patterned chintz,
+the pattering of small red-stockinged feet, and a dainty whiff
+of garlic streamed over the court as the fragile and closely-hooded
+damsel clambered into the witness-box. Then, and
+not till then, she threw back her veil, and the whole court
+beheld, or rather heard, a tone poem of superlative beauty--a
+song without words. Her striking looks affected the public
+queerly, who fell to digging one another in the ribs, and the
+learned judge had twice to threaten to clear the court.
+
+She answered her counsel's questions firmly and sweetly.
+The defendant then put her through the following cross-examination,
+by the help of an interpreter.
+
+"Sonia, do you love me?" (Violent nods.)
+
+"How can you love me when I haven't talked to you?"
+
+"You tried to kiss me."
+
+"Who stopped me?"
+
+"The postas."
+
+"Do you want to marry everybody who kisses you?"
+
+"Certainly not. Some kiss for fun, and some for love."
+
+"How could I marry you when I am already married?"
+The learned judge here intervened to the effect that in Turkey
+a man might have several wives.
+
+A question was now put by defendant to the witness with
+reference to other affections, but was disallowed. Plaintiff
+was now required to produce the written evidence, but counsel
+for plaintiff, springing to his feet, opposed this proceeding as
+violating the religious law of the plaintiff's sect. He was overruled
+by the learned judge, and the witness produced from her
+stocking a piece of crumpled paper. All eyes were turned on
+the defendant, and it seemed now improbable that he could
+win his case. However, after some delay, and much to the
+embarrassment of plaintiff's counsel, and to the amusement
+of the rest of the court, the paper was found to be an old
+laundry list of the defendant, which he may or may not have
+dropped accidentally.
+
+At this point a startling revelation was made in Mr. Sykes'
+re-examination of plaintiff to the effect that witness had been
+twice actually kissed by the defendant, and a collar stud of
+his, retained in plaintiff's possession, was produced in court.
+The defendant, who had hitherto conducted an able defence,
+was considerably put out by the last fact, and applied to the
+learned judge for special permission further to question the
+plaintiff. This being given, the Bimbashi severely taxed the
+witness as to her means of support, and several times the
+learned judge had to intervene on plaintiff's behalf. The
+questions were satisfactorily answered, and the witness left
+the box.
+
+Mr. Sykes summed up in a manner so scathing that the
+Bimbashi was heard to interrupt the court by saying that he
+wished both Mr. Sykes and he himself had never been born.
+Counsel was well into his final peroration, when he chanced to
+refer to the plaintiff's "rosy innocence," which, on being
+interpreted to the Fair Girl, caused her to burst out laughing.
+On being admonished by the learned judge, she inquired of
+Mr. Justice Owes-Leigh whether the picture of her counsel,
+Mr. Sykes, talking of innocence, was not too funny even for
+a Turk. This caused a counter-sentiment in favour of the
+Bimbashi, and closed the case for the plaintiff.
+
+The defendant, a man of mischievous disposition, and
+inclined to be humorous, opened his defence by reciting
+Wordsworth's "We are Seven," and had got well into Mrs.
+Hemans' "The Graves of a Household," when the learned
+judge asked what this had to do with the case.
+
+"Nothing, my lord. I am merely making an impression."
+Upon which the learned judge dropped on him like a chimney,
+and Mr. Sykes suggested the defendant had tried to make an
+impression on the Fair Girl.
+
+Unabashed, the defendant proceeded with his case, which
+was--
+
+(1) That he had said or done nothing to encourage the
+plaintiff.
+
+(2) If he had done so he had not meant it.
+
+(3) If he had meant to do so he had had no idea----
+
+"You are wasting the time of this court," thundered the
+learned judge, and demanded the line of defence.
+
+"I have no defence, my lord."
+
+"Then why on earth are you fighting the case?"
+
+"I'm not fighting anybody. I am willing to marry her
+on certain conditions."
+
+The elucidation of these conditions necessitated the
+clearance of the court, and for some time the case was heard _in
+camera_. However, it is generally known that the learned judge
+himself re-examined both parties, as a result of which the Fair
+Girl admitted to being secretly in love with a gendarme, and
+flatly declined to marry the defendant. The case was dismissed
+without costs on either side. Counsel for plaintiff explained
+that the officers of Kastamuni had subscribed the amount of
+plaintiff's court costs. A question by the Bimbashi as to
+whether plaintiff's counsel had received his professional costs
+from the Fair Girl was disallowed by the learned judge.
+Counsel for plaintiff, who became greatly heated, was distinctly
+heard by some to say something about "a jealous counsel,"
+but the remark evidently did not reach the ears of Mr. Justice
+Owes-Leigh.
+
+The court rose, and the Fair Girl, whose nerve possibly
+failed at the last moment, went out on her counsel's arm.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(6) Knights of the Oblong Table.
+
+ THE OBLONG TABLE
+ KNIGHTS AT MESS (Subject: Pooling of Parcels)
+
+KING ARTHUR (_a three-parcel wallah with designs on Sir
+Saundontius the Good, a fourteen-parcel wallah_): Gentlemen,
+I propose that in future all parcels are pooled in the mess.
+(_Loud protests and uproar._)
+
+SIR SAMUEL LONGBOW: No, I'm against that. Fancy
+dividing two tins of sardines amongst fourteen.
+
+SIR CLIFTUS SMALLKAKE: Well, I'll tell you this much, I
+shan't give mine up. One cake wouldn't feed two knights.
+
+SIR SULPHUROUS BLEARS: Blank your blankety blank.
+I'm for pooling the blankety blanks, blank it.
+
+SIR EDWARD LE FUMEUR: I've a chicken, that means a
+bone each.
+
+SIR POMPOUS OLDASS TO SIR S. BLEARS: How many
+parcels have you received?
+
+SIR SULPH. BLEARS: None, you blank-headed blankety
+blank.
+
+SIR LESLIE BEC DE CANARD: Very good idea. I've got
+flea powders and thirst quenchers. Pool 'em, with pleasure.
+
+[Illustration: "KING ARTHUR'S KNIGHTS OF THE OBLONG TABLE"
+IN OUR MESS. THE HILLS OF KASTAMUNI IN THE DISTANCE!]
+
+[Illustration: MERMAID READING "SMOKE"]
+
+SIR RUFUS APPLETREE: I've had no parcels. Even if I
+had I would have pooled them. (_Laughter and exclamations._)
+
+SIR SHINYTOP STEWARTUS (_who sits next to King A. and knows
+that in any case Royalty appropriates_): Hear, hear, let's pool
+them.
+
+SIR CAROL COEUR DE LION: I'm not afraid of speaking my
+mind. I'm against it, as I don't approve of socialism or cheap
+parcels.
+
+SIR SAUNDONTIUS THE GOOD (_fourteen-parcel wallah, and
+feeling under the circumstances that he had better go no further
+than timidly venturing to agree with the last speaker_): I hardly
+think so, Sir King, Old Thing. One tin of jam would last me
+for a week, but the mess scarcely one minute. (_Storm grows
+wilder, the only voices for the affirmative being those who up to
+date have received no parcels._)
+
+KING ARTHUR (_much annoyed, and seeing a way of retreat,
+in a whisper to Sir Shinytop_): Pass the word it's only a ramp
+against Saundontius. (_The murmur grows to one of general
+accord and cry of "Pool 'em."_)
+
+SIR SAUNDONTIUS (_an excellent thought-reader, aside to Sir
+Sulph. Blears_): Pass the word the ramp is only an excuse of
+King A. to get his point. Ramp or no ramp, the vote will
+count.
+
+KING ARTHUR (_not a good thought-reader, and believing all
+well_): Gentlemen, the vote! Who's for pooling them?
+(_Votes for, six, including Sir Saundontius (who has counted);
+votes against, eight._)
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(7) PARCEL DAY
+ (_Accele-rato, con moto, mysterioso_)
+
+ There's a murmur in the air--in the air--
+ There are ninety parcels there
+ Full of jams, anchovies rare
+ For the prisoners de guerre--
+ Bless their souls.
+
+ Hark! I hear him read the list--read the list--
+ Six for you--I do insist--
+ One for me is rather triste--
+ Though size counts too I wist--
+ Bless our souls.
+
+ At the room we breathless wait--breathless wait--
+ You must not risk being late,
+ It might change your parcel's fate,
+ So on our boldness do not prate.
+ Bless our souls.
+
+ All is o'er, they have them fast--have them fast--
+ There's some jam that will not last,
+ Some tongue for a repast--
+ Quenchers, shirts, and tea! avast!
+ Bless _their_ souls.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(8) LETTERS COME
+ (_Adagio_)
+
+ Letters come. Letters go.
+ Winter's gone. Gone the snow.
+ Gone the footer and toboggan,
+ Gone our erstwhile trick of hoggin,
+ And the price prevents our groggin,
+ Life is so.
+
+ Rumours come. Rumours go.
+ What's the truth?--we don't know.
+ In Kastamuni our hearts are breaking
+ And we fear the rude awaking
+ When from her tracks we'll be making,
+ Love is so.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(9) "Die Nacht"--an inversion of "Der Tag," a one-act
+play of 1914.
+
+ DIE NACHT
+ (_A New Version of "Der Tag," all about Billy Primus,
+ June, 1917._)
+
+ SCENE I (AND ONLY).
+
+ (_Large room used as smoker-library with tall windows overlooking
+ the waters of Wandsee. The Kaiser in the uniform of the Death's
+ Head Hussars, seated behind a table-desk. A shaded lamp throws
+ the sharp silhouette of his features upon the wall, leaving him
+ mostly in shadow and the rest of the room in the light. He
+ presses a bell. Enters_ ZIMMERMAN, _Foreign Minister_.)
+
+KAISER (_motioning Z. to be seated_): Before Talaat arrives
+let me know briefly how the matter stands.
+
+ZIM.: Turkey desires peace at once, but gives the last
+possible date as three months. An immediate loan of
+10,000,000 liras on mutual security is demanded.
+
+KAISER: Is Enver in with this, or is it a feeler only?
+
+Z.: I assure your Majesty, it requires urgent attention.
+The whole of Turkey is behind it, led by the few vested and
+private interests that remain. You remember my saying
+that as soon as the private interests are hit the Turks will
+murmur.
+
+KAISER: What hold have they on the public?
+
+Z.: According to Talaat, and privately confirmed, the
+wealthy classes are heading the general dissatisfaction at the
+famine prices and daily loss of territory. It is an ultimatum.
+
+KAISER: What course do you propose for extending the
+three months?
+
+Z.: I suggest the situation would concern the War
+Minister.
+
+KAISER (_ringing_, HINDENBURG _appears_): The day, my
+general, is nearer than we thought. Turkey pulls out in three
+months. How will the map lie then?
+
+H.: With Russia merely held, or, if necessary, by retiring
+to our system of railways and carrying on with smaller forces
+on our Eastern Front, we can intensify our shortened line in
+the West and hold it against all odds until the autumn. This
+is providing Holland remains neutral and the Turkish campaign
+is pushed.
+
+KAISER: What is your opinion of the news from Turkey?
+
+H.: Palestine and Syria will go during the summer.
+Possibly Russia will get astride the Baghdad Railway from
+their Eastern push.
+
+KAISER: Our connection to Constantinople?
+
+H.: We can keep open for three or four months, when the
+Western wastage will necessitate withdrawal of Mackensen's
+forces and further concentration. Say four months, providing
+Turkish wastages are replaced and she remains firm.
+
+KAISER _to_ Z.: To what extent can you trust Turkey for
+three months?
+
+Z.: If the line is not cut she can be kept in by our military
+dispositions, so my reports say. The Turkish forces are kept
+in the out-field and German troops are fought nearer to the
+Capital. Their staff is still wholly German, and reports give
+no ground for uneasiness, except, of course, non-military riots.
+In which case comes in our "Remedy" among the Ultimate
+Provisions drawn up by your Majesty. We can seize and
+garrison Stamboul within twenty-four hours.
+
+KAISER (_turning over papers_): Hindenburg, is your opinion
+still unaltered about our last stand there? Remember, it is
+of the greatest consequence to the whole issue. For how long
+can we hold Stamboul?
+
+H. (_drawing himself up proudly_): Your Majesty, our plans
+are perfect. On the dispositions made I will undertake to
+hold Constantinople behind the Tchataldja lines and a south
+trench for three years against the world.
+
+KAISER: There is nothing overlooked? (_Rings, and_
+BETHMAN-HOLLWEG _appears_.)
+
+H.: Nothing. With our shore batteries we could outrange
+any gun ashore or afloat, and as a submarine base it would
+be excellent. Ammunition and food would last that time.
+
+KAISER (_dreamily_): Three years. It would astonish
+posterity.
+
+BETH.-HOLLWEG: Magnificent, my Emperor, but more than
+necessary.
+
+KAISER: You mean England would be sickened out long
+before then?
+
+B.-H.: If the rest of the war-map could remain as it is,
+it wouldn't be worth her while to insist on unconditional
+terms. But gallery play in Stamboul is useless once our line
+gives in the West.
+
+KAISER (_to_ HINDENBURG): If we sacrifice the Roumanian
+line and hold one across Austria instead, make a stand in
+Constantinople, and concentrate all our forces on the Western
+Front, how long can we go on for?
+
+H.: To the autumn of 1918, when it will all collapse like
+a house of cards.
+
+KAISER (_to_ B.-H.): The siege of Constantinople then would
+not be mere gallery play, Herr Chancellor?
+
+[Illustration: "DIE NACHT," AN INVERSION OF "DER TAG," WRITTEN
+JUNE, 1917, PROPHESYING THE DOOM OF GERMANY IN
+AUTUMN OF 1918.--"SMOKE"]
+
+[Illustration: AN ESCAPE STORY FROM "SMOKE." THE AIRSHIP ENTERING
+THE BLACK SEA]
+
+B.-H.: There is yet a more serious factor. We can crush
+or sacrifice Turkey in revolution, but before a revolution in
+Germany your Majesty's guns will melt like butter in the sun.
+
+KAISER: Have you not quietened the National Liberals
+by nominally conceding the constitutional point of veto, and
+in assembling and proroguing the Reichstag?
+
+B.-H.: It's not that. Neither is it the Socialists or the
+Left Centre. It's the agrarian classes of the Out Provinces.
+They already imagine that disaster has overtaken their absorption
+by Prussia, and thought towards decentralization must
+not be trusted too far. As they had least to win so they have
+most to lose in a war of taxation and attrition. Moreover,
+they fear the aftermath of fearful reprisals if the enemy
+carries war into Germany.
+
+KAISER: But my army, surely it can maintain its
+supremacy?
+
+B.-H.: We cannot spare troops to garrison railways, and
+once the seed is sown lines will be cut, communications
+interrupted, and the army--excepting the Prussians--which
+is sick of fighting, will dissolve. I speak, your Majesty, from
+a near view of facts. Three months may be short, but when
+Turkey goes the terms will be harder.
+
+KAISER: Turkey may go. Constantinople will not go.
+(_Rings._)
+
+B.-H.: The time to negotiate is now. We shall not
+succeed in sickening England out, and if we wait until we are
+right back before we ask peace, our enemies will push. (_Enter_
+VON KAPELLAR.)
+
+KAISER: Von Kapellar, First Sailor of the World, you are
+our present hope. You have three months within which to
+paralyse British shipping completely--there must not remain
+one ship afloat. Everything comes back to this.
+
+VON K.: My Emperor, in that time I can dismember, but
+I cannot annihilate. Every submarine must consult opportunity.
+Their chief boats are convoyed. If necessary, the
+American and Japanese destroyer flotillas will be used against
+us. It would take a year before we got at her throat. Besides,
+she is building.
+
+KAISER: It must be done. It shall be. We are working
+against a time-table. With England cut off, and Turkey
+remaining in, Germany is consolidated. Von Tirpitz was
+right, after all. It is our chief weapon of parley. You must
+smash every ship and redouble our submarine tactics ten times
+from to-night--from this minute. I see it all plainly and all
+will be well.
+
+ (VON KAPELLAR _withdraws_. KAISER _motions to the Chancellor, who
+ disappears through the door, to reappear immediately conducting_
+ TALAAT PASHA.)
+
+B.-H.: I present to your Majesty our friend and Embassy
+from Turkey--Talaat Pasha.
+
+ (_The_ KAISER _rises to his full height, silent and immovable,
+ for ten awful seconds. And during those ten seconds the heart of_
+ TALAAT, _humped violently, as he beheld, at last, beyond the
+ bowed heads of these grim men, the famous figure, strangely
+ terrible, of the Great War Lord standing there dark and silent as
+ Fate in the lamp shadow--the War Lord that had carpeted the earth
+ with blood_. TALAAT, _not being used to these things, bows low.
+ The_ KAISER _advances and takes him cordially by the two hands_.)
+
+KAISER: Welcome, faithful friend of the Fatherland in
+peace and war, and soon in victory. You see, I have just
+been reviewing my sinews of war. A magnificent piece of
+news has just arrived. We have smashed the Mistress of the
+Seas. It but remains to sweep away the fragments. (_Enter_
+VON KAPELLAR.) I will introduce to you Baron Von Kapellar,
+the hero of the hour.
+
+ (_Introduces them to_ TALAAT, _and after a few moments'
+ conversation they withdraw, and_ TALAAT _is left alone with the_
+ KAISER, _who smokes_.)
+
+KAISER: Your arrival, my friend Talaat, has been the
+precursor of most wonderful news. I am happy to be able to
+tell the distinguished leader of our brave and faithful ally
+that the end of the war is a matter of a few weeks only. In
+four days we have sunk seventy-two large boats. There is a
+panic in England, and we have been touched about terms of
+peace.
+
+TALAAT: Oh, that is good. My mission was for ten
+millions now, and to say we can't stand the strain for more
+than three months.
+
+KAISER: The strain? My generals will see to that. We
+are at England's throat. You must press every ounce--her
+terms depend on these blows. We could have peace to-night,
+but the peace we want requires manoeuvring for. You remain
+firm, do you not? (TALAAT _nods meekly_.) Our submarines
+are supreme, and every day the position improves.
+
+TALAAT: There are riots in Constantinople.
+
+KAISER: I will arrange for sufficient policing of the place.
+Now do not misunderstand me. The case for Turkey is everything
+or nothing, and without Germany it will be nothing.
+You are to dine with the Chancellor and me to-night. Is
+there any question you would like to ask?
+
+TALAAT: What is your plan of retirement in the West?
+
+KAISER: To fall back to a line we can hold for years--to
+prove to our enemies that at the rate of their advance it will
+take them two years to get into Germany, which extra effort
+will not mean so much gain to them more than they have at
+present--but the expenditure of millions of lives and double
+their war debt. That being so, we win. And now (_rising_)
+it is my royal wish to distinguish this occasion by conferring
+on you a Grand Duchy of the Fatherland. I have one vacant.
+The revenues have accumulated since the war. We will
+speak further of this at dinner.
+
+ (_The_ KAISER, _smiling at_ TALAAT, _shakes him by the hand. As
+ the Chancellor reappears for_ TALAAT, _the latter, pale with
+ excitement, bows himself out of the royal presence_.)
+
+ (_The_ KAISER _falls dejectedly into his chair and rings again_.
+ PROFESSOR ADAM LASSOON _enters--the arch-spy, Press gagger, and
+ confidential friend_.)
+
+KAISER: Well, Adam. What news?
+
+L.: There has been much public comment on the fact
+that the Reichstag has even made it possible to demand
+changes in the Constitution so openly. This has been dealt
+with. There is also a growing tendency towards isolation.
+Men sit in cafés and talk. The world is against us, and even
+the entrance of Hayti has a bad moral effect. They hear the
+hordes already thundering at our gates for vengeance. This
+also has been dealt with and articles prescribed for it.
+
+KAISER: Be extra vigilant about the provinces, and make
+a submarine boom.
+
+(LASSOON _disappears_.)
+
+ (KAISER, _now alone and smoking hard, walks to the window. He
+ looks out on the lake in silence. The moonlight streams in
+ across the room. As he watches, a black sailing cloud obscures
+ the moon, and the_ KAISER, _turning down the lights, sinks back
+ dreamily in his chair. The smoke from his cigar floats up in
+ thick clouds as he rests his haggard face in one hand. He sleeps.
+ Past the smothered light the mists grow thicker and in them
+ suddenly appears a form, a spectre--it is the_ SHADE OF BISMARK.
+ _With fearful voice it speaks._)
+
+THE SHADE: It is true, Wilhelm. You have need for the
+pilot, nicht wahr? The glorious empire I gave is on the brink
+of an abyss. Colonies, commerce, shipping, armies, friends--all
+are gone. The isolation of England has ended in the
+isolation of Germany. The very cement with which I bound
+State by State to Prussia is crumbling to dust. Germany is
+sliding--soon she will be an avalanche charging to her doom.
+Even now there is barely time to avert the catastrophe. You
+dropped me. This is my revenge.
+
+KAISER (_awakes with a start, and the_ SHADE _flees_): What a
+fearful dream (_quotes_)--
+
+"There is a tide in the affair of Nations,
+Which, taken at the flood, leads God knows where."
+
+On such a full sea are we now afloat, and we must take the
+current when it serves or, like our submarines, go to the
+bottom. I'll ring for wine....
+
+ (_Rings as the curtain falls._)
+
+ Written in June, 1917.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration:
+_Photo from "Smoke"_
+"THE SONG OF THE RAIN"]
+
+[Illustration: BALLAD OF THE FALL OF KUT. ("SMOKE")
+THIS SKETCH AS ALL OTHERS WAS DONE BY LIEUT. GALLOWAY]
+
+(10) Ballad by a bombardier on night of Fall of Kut.
+
+ THE FALL OF KUT
+ _April 29th, 1916_
+
+ Crack me the last bottle of date-juice
+ And hand me some leaves of the lime--
+ For to-day falls Kut-el-Amarah,
+ And for us, God knows, it's time.
+
+ We're only a siege-battered army,
+ And most of us bones and skin;
+ And we thought that our troubles were over;
+ But we find they only begin.
+
+ For five months the might of the Turk
+ Tried to take this tiny Kut.
+ Now he says that we are devils--
+ And we know that he can loot.
+
+ We thrashed him at Shaiba and Kurna,
+ At Amarah we bluffed him to flight,
+ At Essin we grappled and threw him--
+ How we swore when he left in the night!
+
+ That gave us Kut-el-Amarah
+ Where runs in the Shat-el-Hai.
+ 'Tis the key to Mesopotamia,
+ And surrounded by Arab canaille.
+
+ We were now a conquering army,
+ And we fought well and ate well and drank;
+ And though he'd retreated to Baghdad,
+ We followed for military swank.
+
+ The march was a long one and thirsty,
+ Still we thought of the Baghdad goal--
+ Till the Turk barred our way at Ctesiphon,
+ Thrice our force and entrenched like a mole.
+
+ But Townshend saw it all swiftly--
+ To him were all our wins due.
+ "I'll not fight without reinforcements--
+ There's my communications, too."
+
+ Now, it's a trick they have in the Army,
+ To ask you "What's absurd?"
+ So unsupported, Charlie T.
+ He took them--at their word.
+
+ "It's a risk, and I'm not for it;
+ But if fight it's got to be,
+ We'll fight like the Sixth Division,"
+ Quoth our General, Charlie T.
+
+ We found his flank and joined battle,
+ And held with a frontal attack.
+ Stormed his first line--he vacated his second,
+ Was reinforced, and we had to fall back.
+
+ A third of our force on the field;
+ But the Turk had suffered much more.
+ We knew that the game was up,
+ So retired with the honours of war.
+
+ Then came the wild hordes of Islam,
+ Hot-footed upon our track.
+ They caught us at Um-al-Tabul,
+ But in the open we flung them back.
+
+ Mars surely was in his chariot,
+ And smiled at Townshend then;
+ And Charles made good to the God of War,
+ And snatched from the grave dead men.
+
+ We hurled him back and held him,
+ And got our transport through--
+ It was a glorious gunner's show--
+ But that's 'twixt me and you.
+
+ For forty hours we marched on,
+ The nights were fearfully cold.
+ Men hungered and fainting, and men
+ That slept as they walked, I'm told.
+
+ But Townshend got us to Kut,
+ And the remnants stumbled in.
+ And Hunger and Death stared from our eyes,
+ But we counted it all a win.
+
+ We dug down deep and quickly--
+ Next day they were all around,
+ And our planes flew away to the southward.
+ We were alone and battle bound.
+
+ We fought them from the trenches--
+ We came to blows in the Fort.
+ We fought them and we fought the floods--
+ And then the food ran short.
+
+ Relief had been expected
+ In two weeks, or four, at the most.
+ So we starved, or we died by the hundred;
+ But we stuck each man to his post.
+
+ All this time the enemy, vengeful,
+ That ringed us tightly round,
+ Swept us with shell and rifle fire
+ That followed us underground.
+
+ Our front line gazed into the blue,
+ Where Formless Things rode by,
+ And followed the wake of sound and heard
+ Them burst in the old Serai.
+
+ Or sometimes it was the Hospital,
+ And sometimes anywhere,
+ And later came planes that bombed us--
+ 'Twas only luck served you there.
+
+ So the months went by, and we ate husks,
+ Chupatties, and mule, and weeds.
+ We'd Divisional Orders for breakfast,
+ And ribs of the silent steeds.
+
+ And still the Relief kept coming--
+ The Staff nominated the day.
+ Twenty times they fixed it for certain,
+ And each time explained the delay.
+
+ So we swallowed disappointments,
+ Tommy only groused his share;
+ But one sad day the floods came,
+ And Destiny seemed unfair.
+
+ The trenches filled with water,
+ And the plain showed scarce a sod,
+ And we slithered and waded, or murmured--
+ "On top, for the love of God!"
+
+ And many's the unfortunate devil
+ Fell to the sniper's shot
+ Through "chancing his arm" in the open;
+ But the others heeded it not.
+
+ Once again, on that waste of waters,
+ I gaze from the gun-pit floor,
+ Where Tanks and I kept vigil
+ Through each hour of the twenty-four.
+
+ I see the maidan silvered
+ With waters in the dawn--
+ Dark lines of distant parapets.
+ Fresh earth against the morn,
+
+ With files of khaki turbans
+ Moving forward to relief--
+ I see the busy shovel,
+ Hear the cursings underneath.
+
+ Farther still, beyond the sand-hills,
+ The trenches of our foe,
+ Seeming silent and deserted--
+ But I know that they're below
+
+ In lines on lines encircling
+ Us, north, south, east, and west--
+ And if my glasses tell me true,
+ They're reinforcing for the test.
+
+ 'Tis moonlight, and they're sleeping,
+ The detachments of my guns--
+ Here, just behind the limber,
+ These best of England's sons.
+
+ For the dug-outs are now flooded,
+ Washed by this muddy sea--
+ The gun-wheels half in water,
+ The breech-blocks scarcely free.
+
+ And parapets and sandbags,
+ Our trenches fallen, too--
+ There's room for ammunition,
+ But not for me or you.
+
+ Once more, from the mouth of my dug-out,
+ I smoke the leaves of the lime--
+ Sort the destinies of my shells,
+ "Percussion" and also "time."
+
+ There's a light in the telephone dug-out--
+ I think I'll have a peep,
+ For I'm half expecting a message--
+ Maybe the Bombardier's asleep.
+
+ Asleep! in the arms of Hunger;
+ But I'll report him not,
+ Though I "rounded" him well for his slackness,
+ And returned to my watery lot.
+
+ Past sheets of wintry moonlight
+ I see the drooping palm,
+ And the ribboned edge of the Tigris,
+ Dreaming of Eden's calm.
+
+ Hard by, in ghastly stillness,
+ His four feet toward the moon,
+ I see the corpse of a stricken horse,
+ Death-knelled by the shrapnel-tune.
+
+ A broken wagon there yonder--
+ A topee adrift in the flood--
+ Its owner was strafed in the trenches,
+ There's the case of the shell in the mud.
+
+ I hear the belated mule-carts
+ A-rumbling on to the Fort
+ Under the cover of night--
+ For so their provisions were brought.
+
+ I hear the jackals' chorus,
+ Athirst for expected prey,
+ Where the Arab tribes lie sleeping,
+ Patiently awaiting "the day."
+
+ Enough! these things are over,
+ The moon is on the wane,
+ And the palm-fronds' festooned shadows
+ I ne'er shall see again.
+
+ For Kut at last is fallen,
+ And more men have to die--
+ Our flag is down, and the Crescent
+ Waves o'er the old Serai.
+
+ God grant to us, now captives--
+ Who at Death's gate boldly dare
+ Boast we haven't succumbed to battle--
+ Grant us this fervent prayer--
+
+ That in our future cheerless,
+ We yet shall know o'er Kut
+ Our avengers see the Union Jack--
+ Tramp the Crescent underfoot.
+
+ To that, then, drink from this date-juice,
+ And fill up your pipe with the lime.
+ We have fought till the Great Gong sounded--
+ Till the Referee called out--"Time!"
+
+ SPARKLING MOSELLE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(11) THE SILK GAUNTLET
+ OR, HOW WE ESCAPED FROM KASTAMUNI
+ By "A Kuttite."
+
+
+I. THE SHIP.
+
+The Kastamuni Kuttites Klearout Kompany was immediately
+launched in accordance with the advertised prospectus
+in _Smoke_, and the plans proceeded apace. Silently and
+secretly the airship was constructed in the Rabbit Warrens of
+the Lower House under the supervision of Captains Tipton
+and Wells. The design, one of the simplest, consisted in the
+usual vast air-chambers, and underneath a reinforced carrier
+named the Raft guaranteed to contain two hundred men.
+Beneath that ran the main shaft--a street tube bought at long
+intervals in parts from the bazaar, and to it were fitted some
+beechwood propellers, a special patent by Parsnip, and made
+by Bamptarius and Munrati. As no engine was available,
+the motor power was derived from treadles arranged in pairs
+on either side of the main-screw shaft, and fitted thereto by
+bevelled cogs turning in teethed collars along the screw. In
+other words, twenty old bicycle pedals and cranks had been
+stuck on to bevelled cogged collars along the shaft, and when
+pedalled vigorously by twenty stalwart officers, it was calculated
+by the designers that a speed of at least thirty knots
+would be attained. A secret trial was out of the question,
+but so great was the faith of every one in the abilities of our
+members of the R.F.C. that parole was recalled in small
+batches so as not to occasion suspicion. Then one day an
+excited whisper spread from mouth to mouth. Although
+officers lounged about as usual, and even played footer, or
+smoked and read, the hearts of all beat high with hope, and
+in every eye was the old look one remembers on the evening
+of our intended debouch from Kut. The whisper was, "To-night's
+the night."
+
+
+II. THE ESCAPE.
+
+There was no moon--only a faint starlight that seemed to
+intensify the darkness. At 2 a.m. strange figures, some
+hatless, all bootless, and some in pyjamas, flitted swiftly and
+noiselessly through the empty streets. The rendezvous was
+the large stone mosque in the grassy plot to the right flank
+beneath Mr. Smoke's window, which had been selected as the
+most suitable place for fitting the "Homeward Bound" together.
+At this rendezvous the committee had been working
+on it since midnight, and when the others arrived the "airship"
+rode proudly in the air tethered to the minaret by a
+cable. I am now writing on board, and the blue sea is far
+beneath us....
+
+In order to picture our embarkation, cast your mind back
+to the sketch in a previous issue of _Smoke_ of a "Homeward
+Bound" model riding anchored to the minaret, and dark
+figures with monkey-like spasmodic movements crawling
+along a rope ladder to the airship. Stores and water were
+quickly got on board. There was a committee for everything,
+and nothing had been forgotten. The organization was
+wonderful. The bandsmen were privileged to bring their
+instruments. In fifteen minutes we were all aboard, and even
+with the extra weight she still strained upwards at the ropes.
+
+The first fatigue took their places at the treadles, and the
+propellers whirred. Crack! A shot rang sharply through the
+night--another and another! It was the alarm being given
+to Kastamuni. In thirty seconds it had grown to a fusillade.
+Lights flashed here and there in the town, but the "Homeward
+Bound" was in darkness....
+
+"Cast off," shouted our Commander Tipton, and as the
+ropes were cut the "ship" leaped to a height of 10,000 feet. "Ye
+gods!" "Heavens!" "What's happened?" were heard on all
+sides. What a leap at the heavens it was. We fell sprawling,
+clutching at anything, but the caution we had previously
+received saved us, and for the most part we held the guard-ropes.
+You see, we had expected something, but scarcely
+that. Yet the plans were perfect. The 10,000 feet had been
+calculated to a pound of gas. "It's all right," yelled out
+Tipton, no doubt accustomed to these stunts. The fatigue
+party had been jerked half off their seats and couldn't pedal
+as her bow tilted upwards. That was righted with the air
+valves, and in a few seconds she brought up at dead level.
+Then the fatigues started pedalling hard, and we waited--waited.
+A cheer burst out as the "Homeward Bound"
+slowly started forward, her pace increasing every second.
+Then, overcome with joy, the band seized their instruments
+and struck up an air. Away down in Kastamuni the people
+awakened out of their sleep by the alarm, heard a soft whirring
+high up in the sky, and then the strains of "Destiny Waltz"
+came floating down to their astonished ears. This changed to
+"Rule Britannia" and "God Save the King."
+
+Bullets pished-pished past us, but as we got further away
+we lit up, and all they probably saw was a light or two in the
+sky, moving like stars towards the hills.
+
+
+III. THE FLIGHT.
+
+We now proceeded to make ourselves comfortable on the
+raft. We rigged up sleeping corners, a reading corner, a band
+corner, and storeroom--although many stores were suspended
+from the airship by dangling ropes. Not the least feature
+about the appointments was the coffee-shop and bar, presided
+over by Sir Bedevere le Geant, King Arthur's henchman and
+mastik drawer. The Oblong Table as the chief promoters,
+with Mr. Smoke, of the scheme, rigged up an oblong table of
+sorts, and kept up the old order of things, King Arthur being
+in great form. Sir Shinytop regaled us all with humorous
+lamentations for his lost love in Kastamuni. The consumption
+of _mastik_ was limited to ten per man per night. Oh, the
+sensation of those first starry hours of freedom, the exquisite
+sensation of easy movement (it wasn't my fatigue) on a glorious
+early summer's night, the thrill of joy after months of confinements,
+the speeding on towards liberty! If you have been
+a prisoner of war you will know the meaning of this. It was
+exactly the reverse sensation to that we had on going upstream
+as captives after Kut. So we drank, drank, drank mastik
+after mastik and thanked the gods.
+
+But I must hasten to repair an omission and say something
+about the "Homeward Bound." Tipton was commander
+and aeronaut wallah, assisted by Lieut. Nicholson, R.N.,
+navigating officer. Captain Wells "repairs," and Sir Lancelot
+le Fumeur as international lawyer in case of complications,
+Lieut. Wulley, M.A. (Maiden Aunt), as Intelligence Officer, had
+a little crow's-nest on top to which he pluckily scrambled by a
+ladder. In an ingenious manner he had drawn maps all around
+him on the silk cover of the ship. Major Syer had Supply, and
+Captain Reyne did Sergeant-Major of Fatigues, as he got more
+work out of the boys who went on in two-hour spells. The
+"Admiral," our pilot, had much time to spare, and started a
+book with Fludd and Hunger on the various risks uncovered,
+also betting on where we should land and when. The tiny
+bridge was forward in the bows, with a glass window that
+looked out ahead. Some of the orderlies were on the after-part
+of the raft and others on a trailer just below. Away
+astern, and towed by a long tow-rope, was the dinghy, a contrivance
+of King Arthur's by which punishments were inflicted,
+the boat being hauled alongside, and after the delinquent being
+placed therein, let out astern. The first offender was Sir
+Pompous for _lèse majesté_, and as he drifted past he yelled--_quelle
+politesse!_ Sir Sulphurous followed for "language,"
+and Brabby for promoting a fight between two small gamecocks
+he had smuggled on board, thus drawing a crowd and
+tilting the "airship" at a dangerous angle. Hummerbug
+came next for regretting the kaimakam was not with him.
+Most mysterious of all was a buoyant canoe called the cradle,
+also in tow, that floated high over the "Homeward Bound."
+Great secrecy was maintained about this, but rumour had it
+that Sir Lancelot le Fumeur and Sir Carol le Filbert had
+worked this project for exploiting a new model in the London
+music halls--in other words, that Sonia the Fair Girl was
+in the cradle. In support of this theory it may be mentioned
+that during the first night of the voyage each of these knights
+was missing for a time, and could nowhere be found. We
+averaged about twenty knots and soon passed over the dark
+passage 7000 feet below us that stood for the ranges we had
+so long beheld as the horizon of our imprisonment. Less
+than three hours after leaving, as the dawn was breaking, we
+saw far beneath us a silver feathery line.
+
+"Gentlemen," said our genial commander, "Turkey is
+behind you--behold the sea." A small wiry figure came
+scrambling down the observation ladder in breathless excitement.
+"It is the Black Sea," he said, and every one laughed,
+and Le Fumeur, who sat writing in the corner, swore he would
+shove that into _Smoke_ if he was hung for it. By the way, he
+promised us a last edition of _Smoke en voyage_. It appeared
+yesterday, but all in good time. We kept on this course for
+an hour, and the mist prevented us seeing any shipping. In
+the distance we had seen a few white dots--possibly Sinope.
+
+"Head wind springing up. Storm ahead, sir," reported
+the pilot to the commander. "Clap on pace," yelled old
+Tipton. "Stick her at it, half-hour fatigues, band strike up,
+emergency guard-ropes out, lash everything quick."
+
+The wildest scrimmage took place. Sleepers were trodden
+on, mastik bottles upset, and people sent sprawling as the
+"first twenty," all fit as fleas, sprang to take a relief. How
+those fellows pedalled. The propellers screamed a higher note,
+and for a moment we swept along; but a second later, as the
+tide of wind caught us, our pace slackened more and more
+until we remained almost stationary. The wind whistled
+through us, and the canvas screens on the raft reported like
+cannon shots. Every one had hold of something, except the
+band, who were in a sheltered corner. We played ragtime and
+poppies to some purpose, but when we struck up the "Marche
+aux Flambeaux" a miraculous thing happened. Scarcely had
+we done ten bars when we bounded ahead as if we had cut a
+tow-rope holding us back. We did ten knots in the teeth of
+the gale. The fatigue pedalled six revolutions of a leg to every
+note of the Marche, and The Crochet set the pace. The whole
+ship cheered, and a solitary shout came from far behind.
+This was from dear old Pompous in the dinghy, whom every
+one had forgotten. We beheld the latter being twirled round
+and round like a spinner, but now that we moved its occupant
+shouted with glee to find himself on an even keel. This kept
+on for two hours, and as man after man gave out or got cramp
+another replaced him at the pedals. "Storm approaching,
+portbow," yelled the pilot. "Emergency holds every man.
+Prepare to mount," our commander yelled in a cavalry voice.
+The band instruments were secured. We held tight. A lull
+had succeeded the heavy wind, and somehow the sea was
+much nearer.
+
+"More speed, more speed, keep her head to it," was the
+order.
+
+Suddenly, without a second's warning, an avalanche of
+wind swept down on us, and the shock of impact seemed to
+hurl us a mile back. "Stick it, boys," yelled Captain Reyne.
+"Splendid, splendid. Try a bit more, kick it in."
+
+Stuff got swept overboard. We held like grim death.
+The ship plunged and reared like a mad horse as we were
+hurled from side to side, and the deck took every imaginable
+angle. But Nicholson somehow managed to keep her nose
+to it. Something snapped, and there was a wild beating and
+creaking. The next moment the repair party, headed by
+Captain Wells, all on life-lines, got to work, and one or two
+who fell off were fished back. Then the propeller went, and
+a violent controversy was waged between Parsnip and Bamptarius
+on the matter. But a new one was fitted by Bamptarius
+with extraordinary skill and daring. It was just in
+time. The ship was bearing round, and once beam on she
+would have gone smash. I remember looking astern the while
+and seeing the dinghy playing high jinks and whizzing like a
+ball. Then came the hail and lightning that played over the
+steel ribs in an awful fashion. Something else gave on top,
+and there was a wild fluttering of canvas.
+
+"Hold tight," yelled Tipton. It happened the second
+time, and this time much worse.
+
+A man astride of a bullet couldn't have gone up faster than
+we did. Something to do with exploding a gas charge--a
+secret stunt of Tipton's own. We found ourselves gliding
+along smoothly and evenly with incredible swiftness, possibly
+doing eighty knots. The relief from the storm-tossing to the
+thrill of racing smoothly was wonderful. Have you ever
+while yachting beaten up in the teeth of a heavy gale round a
+headland and had the sea sweeping over you and the boat
+dancing and leaping like a mad thing, and then suddenly
+found yourself gliding down a smooth channel with the wind
+behind you? Then you will know what this was.
+
+"Why on earth did not you do it before?" we all demanded.
+
+Tipton laughed. "To lend colour to our enterprise, of
+course, and then we have now left one emergency charge only."
+
+Our first thought was to have the dinghy alongside and
+rescue Sir Pompous. We found him very white. "Thank
+God you are alive," we said.
+
+"Seems so!" he answered sarcastically, a favourite phrase
+of his.
+
+"Fearful time, wasn't it?"
+
+"No. I liked it, of course."
+
+With that King Arthur clapped him on the shoulder and
+poured half a bottle of mastik down his throat and shirt. Sir
+Lancelot gingerly climbed along the ladder with a reviver for
+Lieutenant Wully, expecting to see that officer in a faint,
+instead of which he was quite cheery with an empty bottle of
+mastik protruding from his pocket.
+
+"How the devil did you stick on?"
+
+"Stick on? Oh, eashy!"
+
+"What's this?" asked Le Fumeur, producing the empty
+mastik bottle from the pocket of our Intelligence Officer.
+
+"Ohsh, thaths noshing. Nerve resthorah. Keep oush
+cold, verish draftish ere. Donst shay anyshing to boysh.
+Don't wansh go dingsh."
+
+Sir Lancelot helped him down, and he slept.
+
+
+IV. LOST.
+
+The wind fell and the sun came out. The ship was put to
+rights and, scarcely knowing where we were, we headed due
+north. It seemed about midday. We had a full ration and
+dosed away in a pleasant sunshine to the steady creaking of
+some stay or rippling flutter of some loose ribbon in the air-chambers
+above. We smoked and dreamed of home. A
+little later our Intelligence Officer, now at his post again,
+assured us he could tell from the birds beneath us that we
+were near land.
+
+"What land?" we all asked.
+
+"I'll tell you at tea-time," he said. At tea-time he reappeared.
+"Through a break in the mists below us I'm sure
+I saw a town," he said, "white dots on green."
+
+"Possibly sheep," said one.
+
+"Or sea birds on a green sea," ventured another.
+
+"Rot," replied he. "It is not green; why, it is the Black
+Sea."
+
+Two hours later, as the twilight fell around us, we saw, as
+in a flash through a rent veil, the twinkling of a myriad lights.
+Some one suggested fire-flies. "A mirage," said an orderly
+from the stern raft.
+
+Without doubt it was a town. Great excitement prevailed.
+
+Our navigating officer believed it to be Odessa.
+
+"I believe it's Constanty," declared Wully, and as the
+lights grew nearer he became more insistent. "The sea is
+beyond and around the lights, it must be Constanty." And
+half an hour later, "I tell you I can see mosques and minarets;
+besides, I know Constanty. I am absolutely----"
+
+Boom! A dull billowy wave of sound reached us.
+
+"That proves it," he said; "we are being fired at."
+
+On this a council was held, and it was decided to steer due
+N.W. We ran before a strong southerly wind that until now
+had been on our port beam. We did about sixty knots, and
+by fifty hoped to have reached Russian territory. But to be
+quite sure we kept on until midnight, when we descended to
+what we considered was 5000 feet. Suddenly a cry from the
+pilot brought every one to his feet. There, not a 1000 feet
+below us--a mere 300 yards--were the white-crested, creeping
+waves towards which we were rushing.... "Hold on."
+Boom! Swish! Our second barrel of gas was exploded and
+we rushed up and up. But once there the "Homeward
+Bound" began to sink again.
+
+"Pedal, pedal, or we are lost," shouted Tipton. And they
+_did_ pedal. But we still sank slowly....
+
+"Lighten ship," he roared, as the repair party tackled a
+huge rent in the side of the bag. Things were slung overboard
+wholesale and the dinghy cut adrift. The ship then steadied
+and gently rose, but not before a large volume of the _Mastik_
+was hurled overboard by Blind Hookey.
+
+"My poems, my precious poems," shouted Mr. Belton, as
+he leaped to save them. He slipped, beat the air, and had
+not Mr. _Smoke_ seized him by the coat tails and twirled himself
+around a stanchion he had followed _Mastik_ into the abyss
+of mist and cold grey sea. The gas generator was set going
+and we gradually rose to 10,000 feet once more.
+
+"Gentlemen," said our commander coolly, "we have been
+under way twenty-four hours, and I beg to report we are lost
+at sea."
+
+Lost, lost, lost, the words echoed. A ringing cheer was
+our only answer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+(12) FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW
+
+Spring has come. The tree I told you of is thick with
+leaves. And so when as now the evening wind blows, a
+changed music falls on my ear. Instead of the soft swish of
+branches is the lisp of the young leaves, stirring in delight as
+they listen to the story about the winter dreams of the old
+tree. Birds are back once more, Old Jim Crow, the jackdaws
+that awoke me early last summer, and a little fellow like a
+wagtail who in his own fashion is accompanying the lyrics of
+a thrush in the mosque garden close by. One and all they
+have the look of adventurers thick upon them. "Happy to
+meet, Sorry to part, Happy to meet again," is the leit-motif
+of their song. Perhaps like birds we shall ourselves soon
+return to English woods.
+
+A great window is this of mine with its view from the
+garden across the town to the distant hills. Now, to appreciate
+a view fully, it is imperative that you shall have spent
+just previously some considerable time in trenches and dug-outs
+and gun-pits. No, it is not a view either, but rather a
+stage. In the background is the drop-scene of mountainous
+hills, dotted with villages and scored with paths and gullies.
+It is a scene shadowed with forests and sprayed by the
+advancing sunlight, or sometimes by this light misty rain.
+Other drop-scenes are the mists that advance or retreat with
+the rain, and sometimes a thunder blanket shuts off the stage
+just outside the town. For the curtain there is the mantle
+of night--when there is no moon.
+
+An extraordinary stage. Let us look at it more closely.
+I can promise you no set drama, but great entertainment if
+you are the sort of fellow to enjoy sitting on a bit of a hill
+above a winding river in the country--with a pipe and some
+field-glasses wherewith to watch the affairs of the world
+around you. No man-made drama, no plot, no prompter,
+and not a cue. The players stray on to and off the stage,
+and suggestion can do lots.
+
+In the fowlyard below two cocks have renewed their battle
+for the right to crow last. "Seems so," says Sir Pompous
+beneath my window, as he watches them intently. The
+youngest pullet, coy and not uncoquettish, withdraws from
+the scene of combat to arrange her feathers in the far corner.
+She, in any case, will have to abide by the decision of the
+contest.
+
+Cynically the old hens condescend to a dull interest only,
+contrasting this sorry affair with the strenuous and gory
+combats that waged over _them_ in _their_ day, when their hearts,
+too, were young. Love's young dream long since awakened to
+matter of factness and steady routine. But for an example
+of love still dreaming observe the cocks themselves--the
+younger lamenting his lack of experience, but game; the elder
+no doubt regretting that his Virgil is not at hand to adorn
+further Georgics with the account of his strenuous endeavours--to
+point anew that old moral in the Battle of the Bulls.
+
+A mate has joined the chirruping wagtail with many a
+ship and twist of her small head. The cock-bird, prepared to
+earn his amours, indulges in risky flights round the twigs and
+back again, landing suddenly beside her with a little joyful
+chirp. "In the spring a brighter crimson comes upon the
+robin's breast--in the spring the wanton lapwing gets himself
+another crest."
+
+"The call of Spring," as Pacific Roller says in another
+column, "announcing that the season of love is at hand and
+inviting youth to put on his gayest apparel."
+
+There has just appeared in the foreground of our stage the
+wee bear Alphonse, delightful little fellow except when he
+makes that awful noise--and why shouldn't he? 'Tis time,
+he thinks, that he was on the warpath alongside his dam, for
+it grows dark and the call of the wild rings out for him in
+clarion notes, challenging him to fulfil his destiny. Manfully
+the little fellow is trying to do so, roaring lustily and making
+commendable attempts to stand on his hind legs and reach a
+bough. As he thrusts his way through some _débris_ I can see
+his woodcraft is coming on apace.
+
+The first drops of rain are falling, and as they swish on to
+him his wee heart, I've no doubt, throbs restlessly for
+freedom once again. Freedom. Poor little lad, I sympathize
+with him. Different from the cocks or the wagtail he, if he
+could speak, would agree with me on this point at least. But
+one thing he doesn't know, and that is the future, nor how
+close the hand of Fate is to him even now. For it is as good
+as decided to poison him for being in disposition incompatible
+with all of us--to wit, that he is a bear and roars. As a matter
+of fact, five grains of strychnine were given to him last night
+and he survived.
+
+And what could augur better for the normality of the
+Knights of the Oblong Table than to say that some cheered
+and all felt glad when, to-day, we saw Alphonse still going
+strong, apparently overdosed. The iron of Kastamuni, that
+rumour says has entered into more than one soul (and rusted,
+too, withal in others), cannot have bitten so very deep into
+King Arthur's Knights. And Alphonse the bear, innocent of
+our design or of the attitude of Destiny, stands on his hind
+legs like a wee man and chuckles. Is all this drama a tragedy,
+or comedy, or what?
+
+Please note there has been a duel over an _affaire de coeur_, a
+love episode, a captive, with a great Fate of uncertain mood
+flinging a dark shadow at the end....
+
+Past the column of grey smoke thickly climbing through
+the raining mist, a black speck moves down a white path. It
+is a labourer returning from his fields beyond the town. To
+the west is the smothered glow of the setting sun. In the
+central background of the stage above the high lights, observe
+a wee, grey coil of smoke twisting upwards from the shining
+speck in the gully. I know the hut well, although never has
+it appeared larger than the tiniest button. There is a romance
+of an old man and woman, a son at the war, and a pretty girl
+within, if you look closely!! Behind the house a long track
+winds uphill to the pass. But the last light has left the hills
+and I see only the dark patches of forest. Look carefully,
+and, if I mistake not, you will see an advancing pair of darkly
+burning orbs. They are the eyes of another Alphonse, luckier,
+let us believe, on the warpath, traversing his domains, the
+dusky fastnesses of the wild glens....
+
+The sun has set and the rain falls more thickly on the
+hills. Through the gossamer of moving mist fond fancies
+steal to me. And so the last scene before this slowly falling
+curtain sings of the Past.
+
+What play does not? It is the song of the rain. Would
+you like to hear it?...
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ THE SONG OF THE RAIN
+
+ Oh, I'm longing for the homeland way past the setting sun--
+ I'm yearning for old faces and for more sober fun;
+ But sometimes, as at even, my heart with pleasure fills,
+ While it drifts back to England--when the rain is on the hills.
+
+ Oh, I'm tired of the Orient, I want the old, old lanes.
+ I want the Dear Old Country--her pleasures and her pains.
+ I want the white-frilled hedgerows--the heather and the rills
+ That lift me back to England now the rain is on the hills.
+
+ Night's mantle softly falling o'er Kastamuni town,
+ The last dim colours flying, dark grey and dusky brown.
+ I hear the goatherd piping to the flock his good-night trills,
+ And my heart hies back to England--for the rain is on the hills.
+
+ Below me in its basin the old town dreams away--
+ I see the first light flicker that ends another day.
+ The distant bugles dying--the muezzin floats and stills
+ My heart to pray for England--when the rain is on the hills.
+
+ Oh, I'm longing for the homeland, my homefolk and my pals,
+ I know that some have fallen 'mid the bullets' madrigals;
+ But a memory's in her woodlands--a love no distance kills--
+ And to-night my heart's in England--for the rain is on the hills.
+
+ PACIFIC ROLLER.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+SPRING--PLOTS TO ESCAPE--BETRAYAL--ESCAPE OF OTHERS--I
+AM SENT TO STAMBOUL FOR HOSPITAL
+
+
+In this diary, notwithstanding it has been written in
+the greatest secrecy and kept hidden, I have nevertheless
+refrained from including any mention of a
+subject that in my latter days in Kastamuni engaged almost
+all my attention, _i.e._ escape. Besides being an unnecessary
+risk, it would have been unfair to those concerned. I am
+adding a note from Brusa.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+After our first winter in Kastamuni, the warmth of April
+stirred our blood to respond to the call of spring. I decided
+to try every human device to get away.
+
+The Turks asked us to give our parole not to escape. A
+keen controversy sprang up in our midst. From the point of
+view of some officers it meant a few more privileges and less
+punishment, and escape was almost impossible anyway they
+said.
+
+Some senior officers were for giving orders forbidding the
+whole camp individually to escape. Others, including myself,
+considered this a private matter for the person concerned. I
+refused my parole, and was down in a black list of the Turks.
+It meant extra convoy and less privileges, but we asked for,
+and were given, no facilities for escaping than what we could
+make.
+
+In the town some months before I had got to know a
+Russian "runner," Kantimaroff by name, who was interned
+in Kastamuni, but secretly in touch with the Russians. For
+a heavy bribe he got me news of the Black Sea coast only
+some forty kilometres to the north. So careful was I with
+Kantimaroff that outside the Turkish baths I spoke to him
+only once, and then in a shop.
+
+It would take many chapters to set down all the many
+changes of programme of increased and diminishing hope
+according as the octroi posts between us and the ranges were
+changed, or as the Black Sea patrol scoured this coast for
+fishing-boats. Sometimes vigilance was so increased as to
+terrify any one against helping us at all. This took months.
+
+At last, by great good fortune, I discovered a Greek outlaw,
+on whose head the Turks had put a price. He was in hiding,
+and wanted to get away to Russia. He was in need of money,
+and, provided he did not run too much risk, would meet us at
+the Black Sea's edge, and take us with him.
+
+Kantimaroff, who was practically free in Kastamuni, sent
+him again and again to the coast, or said he did. The scheme
+looked rosy enough. The main road to Ineboli was heavily
+guarded, as was that to Samsun.
+
+But between them was a track over the mountains known
+only to a few. It led to a sacked village halfway to the coast.
+Here, formerly, the Greek had lived. It was within ten miles
+of the sea, and in case the coast were too crowded one might
+rendezvous here in caves.
+
+The boat problem was the most serious. All these had been
+collected or destroyed by the German and Turkish authorities,
+and only a few licensed ones were allowed at all. They were
+simply not to be had for any money. The nearest coast of
+Russia lay only 250 miles away.
+
+The Greek, however, after collecting a considerable amount
+of money for his trips to and from the coast, announced that
+he had bought a boat, tested it, and buried it in the sand near a
+creek. There were oars, but no sail. It was while waiting for
+the return of the Greek on this occasion that Captain Ellis
+of the Duke of Cornwall's Light Infantry asked to accompany
+me, and Lieutenant Sweet of the Gurkhas also decided to come.
+We had every detail ready, our kit and disguises and stores
+and compass, and wanted to start that night. But Kantimaroff
+said he could not agree to this. Suspicion might fall on him.
+He must be given a few days to perfect his schemes. It was
+now June, and the moon was rising too early. A later rising
+about 11 p.m., while leaving us obscured in getting out of the
+town, would enable us to negotiate the hills and rocky detours
+we proposed to make, as quickly as possible. So we decided
+to wait. In the meantime I reserved for myself the supreme
+luxury of breaking bounds to test the feasibility of this part
+of our programme. Just after dinner, when the other officers
+were settling down to bridge, and before the postas had put
+on their all-important "night" bearing, for at night they were
+extra vigilant, I side-tracked the sentry downstairs and hid
+in the woodshed. After waiting half an hour for exchange of
+guard I got a tiny window open and hopped out into our back-yard.
+I had to wait another hour before I could close it
+behind me. Then I went through the yard, over a roof-top
+and a high wall, and found myself half stunned at the bottom
+of the wall on a side street, with some sleepy Turks near by
+going to prayer.
+
+The mischievous feeling of a schoolboy breaking bounds
+for the first time was nothing to mine, although I had been
+out on previous occasions. This time I felt that the first step
+of the escape was feasible. I wandered around the town in
+a fez and old clothes, shuffling a pair of dilapidated shoes _à la
+Turque_, and coughing steadily. This because I had disguised
+my face with a scarf as if I had a severe cold in the head. I
+found out where the postas were, and where not, and after
+more than one narrow squeak got back over the wall with the
+greatest difficulty, pulling a part of it down in doing so. Some
+days later, as the plan was being held up, it was necessary for
+me to get out again. This time I slipped out in the afternoon
+in uniform with a basket of purchases, ostensibly from the
+bazaar. Now, sometimes our postas lagged behind us in the
+town so that an officer walking apparently alone was no uncommon
+sight. It worked beautifully. On being seen alone
+with the purchases I imagined our own postas would think I
+had outdistanced or lost my posta, and on this occasion I
+merely walked boldly past all our sentries and into the front
+door of our house. They were suspicious the second time.
+Not a word of all this I said to any one. Experience was
+dearly bought and precious.
+
+Two days before we were to start I heard that somehow
+or other Kantimaroff had been approached by a party from
+the Lower House, and anxious to reap a double harvest, he had,
+it appeared, taken money from them and divulged about the
+boat. At this time any intercourse between the houses was
+difficult, and I endeavoured to communicate with Keeling,
+who was organizing the other escape. Ellis was less watched
+than I was and asked the other party not to touch Kantimaroff
+who was, it appeared, heavily suspected. We agreed to give
+each other notice of our "bunk" so as to arrange to go the
+same night. So soon as one party got away the other would
+have little chance.
+
+I now met Vicomte d'Arici, the Italian songster that had
+lately come to Kastamuni, and who resided with the Italian
+interned. I met him secretly in the castle above our house,
+and he helped me with information considerably. I found
+also that he was a political prisoner, and had done an amount
+of political work before the war, and knew people I knew in
+Berlin and on the Continent. He was a light-hearted and
+plucky fellow, and except that it wouldn't suit him, would have
+come himself. He told me to beware of Kantimaroff, who was
+on the point of betraying us to the Turks. The Greek seemed
+straight enough, and wanted to see us.
+
+Later I took Ellis, and we both had a night "rehearsal."
+Being two helped matters at the wall. We improved our
+disguise, and even gave lights to unsuspecting Turks.
+
+On the way back, however, we took a wrong corner and ran
+into the arms of a sentry who challenged us. Ellis tried to
+answer in Turkish, which was fatal. The sentry was obdurate.
+He had hold of us lightly by the sleeve. Pushing some liras
+into his hand we disengaged ourselves and took to our heels,
+scrambled over the wall, and got back into bed by inches ahead
+of the search party.
+
+The next morning, to our secret amusement, and the wonder
+of the camp, a certain major, who had given his parole, and
+who used to walk about proudly without any postas at all,
+was suspected by the Turks with having been "out at night."
+The variations of the rumour were highly interesting. Who
+were the two out? Every one good humouredly accused
+every one else, and quite a number of officers decided to get
+out as it now appeared that it could be done.
+
+I supplied the other escape party with particulars of the
+brigands with Cowi Bey in the valleys between us and the sea.
+If one could get to them the chances were that for a ransom
+they would assist one across the Black Sea with the extreme
+chance of getting knocked on the head for one's boots.
+
+I was now secretly informed by d'Arici that I was heavily
+suspected. This made inter-communication between houses
+most difficult. Sweet who was in the Lower House decided to
+start with the other party, and Captain Ellis and Lieutenant
+Taylor, I.A.R., who were in my house, to come with me. We
+got everything ready, and on an evening in the third week in
+July, we waited in our room ready to start with all our
+disguises and equipment ready. At the last moment I got
+an urgent message that Kantimaroff's house was picketed
+by police, and the Greek had run away in fright to a house
+near by. We made one more desperate effort to go and join
+him and make our plans after getting out. I sent urgent
+messages to Lieutenant Keeling through our trusty Sergeant
+Britain not to try to see Kantimaroff openly, as he was suspected.
+However, that day he and two members of the other
+party went up to the Russians in the street, with the consequence
+that I got a chit on a paper bag saying the Greek had
+fled, and he was in danger of his life and that, for the money
+we had given him, he could not do more than give us all the
+information he had. The same night a posta was delegated
+to watch me, and every half-hour he came to my bed. We
+waited for an opportunity. None came. And our escape,
+which had offered a most excellent chance of success, went
+"phut" accordingly.
+
+The other party duly informed us that they intended to
+start. Three weeks afterwards they did. The posta had just
+left me about eleven, when we heard a shot. Some excitement
+occurred down below, and postas swarmed up to our house to
+see if I was there. Search parties were out all night.
+
+We were all confined to our house. Next day I heard that
+at the last minute the escape was nearly nipped in the bud at
+the start. This was prevented by our old Bombardier Prosser,
+who did servant down there. One of the party forgot his
+watch, and actually sent the bombardier, who was showing
+them out, back for it. A posta accosted him. He knocked
+the posta down, and rushing up to his room, shaved his
+moustache off and got into bed. They had him out and
+listened to his heart to see, as they did on such occasions, if
+it was still beating quickly. This would have meant he had
+just been out.
+
+We remained under "bund" without incident. Hourly
+reports came that the other party had been captured. But
+they didn't return. The following notice appeared posted up
+next day and signed by the commandant.
+
+"_Possession of the offensives have been taken. Other officers
+are requested not to escape, and will be surely shot in bunking.
+Officers offensive in this fashion, giving their parole, are informed
+they must be fired at in any case. All are requested to be happy.
+Do not take rotten advantage of your old postas for God sake.
+This is final notice before shooting. Let the special one note._"
+
+I was voted the special one in my house.
+
+We heard a rumour that the party while trying to avoid
+the bandits in making for the coast had actually struck the
+main band, and after getting away, tried to pass off as Germans.
+They were discovered. I have no wonder--and a letter written
+by an officer, amateur at Turkish, was taken.
+
+Clumsy as the start was, they have done well, and we all
+wish them the very best of luck.
+
+So the days dragged on and the nights stood still. Once
+more summer was over. Once more it seemed we were
+entering the long stretch of autumn that led into the terrors
+of winter, with its cold, and scarcity of food that our slender
+means could not negotiate. But through the nights and days
+always, always, there was the same range of hills dividing us
+from the sea. In the first days of September there suddenly
+appeared in Kastamuni a tall Turkish Mir Ali (full colonel),
+named Zia Bey, the inspecting officer of the Government.
+He came to hear our complaints. His visit last year had
+been hailed with great glee, but we had since learned that
+these events were shorn of possibilities of increase of liberty.
+He came, no doubt, to inquire about the escape. We were
+still heavily under "bund," and so he visited each house.
+He had a pleasant appearance, was very quiet, and extraordinarily
+polite, but he did nothing. We stood around his
+chair while our spokesman told of our petty troubles, the large
+ones we knew it useless to recount, so we asked for fresh air
+and money and leave for our British servants to go to the
+pump without a posta as they were few and we were often
+thirsty. He noted our points, but promised nothing except
+one or two.
+
+I heard him ask which was I, and I could see I was still
+under heavy suspicion about escaping, although my eyelids
+were so swollen that I could not see at all out of one eye, and
+only indifferently out of the other. But I was not so blind
+that I could not see that Zia was the polite type of lazy Turk
+that in the heart of him has fear. I said nothing of the scheme
+that evolved itself as we all sat together. It was fatal to hand
+over one's embassy to another. When he had gone I wrote a
+letter to him.
+
+My assets were that I had really been very ill from the
+effects of a shell contusion in my spine for a very long time.
+Of this I could show nothing except in two places, the vertebræ
+were parted and irregular, and one had since grown
+nearer. If one could refer to anything so damnable as captivity
+being blighted, I might say that bruise has blighted
+mine. Of the untold hours that I lie awake waiting, waiting,
+for the roof, sky, and earth to stop pulsating to the pulsation
+in my spine, no one can ever know. But the eye trouble,
+originally strain from shell-shock and from grit, is now only
+bad conjunctivitis, although it looks awfully serious. As first
+violin of our band my bandaged eye, and, later, my absence,
+had been conspicuous enough to the Turks. Moreover, I had
+recently received word from the late Lord Grey and a letter
+from some friends at the Foreign Office. In one letter a kind
+inquiry existed about my health, noting the special treatment
+our enemy prisoners were getting in cases like mine in
+London, and saying medicine and glasses were being sent me
+to save my eyes in the meantime. On this I made my case
+without threatening the Turk, but indicating that they had
+become aware of my case in London. That I had been so
+neglected my eyes were imperilled, and that whatever had
+happened in the past the inspecting officer, at all events, now
+had the opportunity of giving me in Stamboul the treatment
+that the Turks got in our best hospitals.
+
+I terrified my interpreter into giving this application to
+Zia Bey himself, as I could not trust Sheriff Bey. This I did
+by showing him another letter to be delivered by another
+source that night to Zia Bey, showing that as had happened
+in previous cases applications were not allowed to reach him.
+Ananias, as we called him, took my letter to Zia Bey. The
+next morning I was summoned to the office. They led me
+down. Several fat Turks stuck oily thumbs into my eyes.
+The local doctor had to say what my complaint was, and
+although they admitted that under him my eyes had got worse,
+and he would not accept further responsibility, they allowed
+him to say what the trouble was. It developed into a hot
+discussion. I refused, point blank, to be diagnosed by a
+doctor who wasn't a specialist. Had they no specialists?
+Finally they produced a file of letters to me and extracts and
+bad reports on "qatcheor" (escaping). They asked me if I was
+willing to go to Angora for examination. Now I loathed this
+place above all, but it was _en route_ to Constantinople. Here
+I made the most important move of my captivity. Lieutenant
+Greenwood, with a smashed shoulder from football, aggravated
+by an old wound in Kut, was a dead certainty to go. I refused
+unless I could go with him. They agreed.
+
+On my return the whole camp was discussing "Mousley."
+How the devil had he worked it! What a fool he was to go to
+Angora! Others said I was going to escape _en route_ or at
+Constantinople. I was told I was leaving the next day.
+
+Oh, the delicious whirl of life again as I felt the first unloosening
+of the chains. Only three officers at long intervals
+have gone over the mountains from our camp to Constantinople.
+Here in this basin by the Black Sea, buried from the
+world, and far away from the great issue, one has been left
+alone with one's inactivity, one's interrupted career, the
+unaccepted portion of one's sacrifice, and has too much time
+for morbidity. But now, to-day, the sun shines on Kastamuni
+as it never did. The postas are more than kind. The castle
+alone is green. I may be off to an indifferent fate, but I am
+off. Munro our lightning carpenter has justified his reputation.
+
+"A box, righto! This cupboard just it. Oh yes, about
+twenty minutes." So he did. He kicked the lid off, closed
+the sides, braced the back, and altered the hinges, and as we
+looked there appeared the box good and strong. I have packed
+a heavy accumulation of stores as belated parcels have
+recently started to arrive in exciting quantities.
+
+I have given away all my spare kit to my former companions.
+In fact, with my good joy, I couldn't auction anything.
+Every one has been very kind and given me odds and
+ends for the journey, and the doctor has sent up special
+packages of emergencies _en route_. I am told I am to leave
+at dawn, but we are still under _bund_, and I can neither visit
+the other houses nor see Greenwood to make a _bandobast_ for
+the journey. It will mean our carrying two of some things
+and nothing of others. The Round Table gave me a very
+lively dinner. My box is ready with all my worldly possessions,
+including my manuscript packed in below. I tried to get a
+false bottom made to my box, but with the wood this is not
+possible in time, although I expect a search, but rely on their
+previous permission given to me to work at these.
+
+_Angora._--We arrived here last night on foot in a battered,
+lame, halting and blind condition in the dark. I must set
+down how our gay cavalcade that left Kastamuni early on
+September 3rd dwindled away to this. After my last entry
+I did not leave the following morning, but waited in terrible
+tension lest they should cancel the arrangement. But the
+delay was the worst. One horse had just had a foal, and a
+substitute could not be found. Another horse had gone sick
+and had no shoes. The arabana or wagon was to cost us
+twenty liras. This we refused to pay out of our funds, but
+told them to cut it out of our pay. As a matter of fact, and by
+a miracle, we got off paying, as, of course, we ought. They
+found an old vehicle in some yard and put the commandant's
+bodyguard on to it. They nailed up the wheels, put on a
+cover, and in the early dawn Ananias, the interpreter, burst
+into my room screaming "Haidee." This was the day after
+my last entry. Sergeant Britain, our very estimable N.C.O.,
+and another took my box and kettles downhill to the commandant.
+Here I was made to sign my pay sheet. Then,
+suddenly, Sheriff Bey entered the room, closed the door and
+demanded to see all in my pockets. I had to produce them.
+He took from me my private papers, including addresses, dates
+of remittances received, numbers of cheques cashed, and private
+accounts. Also my manuscript music in part. Then, tragedy
+of tragedies, he demanded on my word of honour if I had
+anything else written. One was by this time fairly sick of
+giving one's word on nothing, but there was no way out. I
+told him, however, that I had had permission to work on my
+book, and on a law study, that I had given much time and
+thought to this, that they knew in England I was working at
+it, and that I would show him all I had if he promised to give
+it me back on my assurance that it contained nothing against
+the Turk or of military or political importance. His glee on
+receiving a large book of manuscript was unbounded. The
+interpreter read parts of this to him, anecdotes of captivity,
+of the campaign and other selections on problems of the new
+International State or Society. He assured me on his sworn
+word of honour I should have them back at once after the
+censor had seen them if they contained no plans of Turkish Forts,
+and in any case on the signing of peace. (I subsequently heard
+my book was found torn up in his office.) In vain I begged for
+them. He felt that at last he had me at a disadvantage. I
+appealed to Zia Bey. He was all politeness, and gave orders
+my name should be carefully and legibly written on the book.
+But my heart sank as I thought of the fate of such things on
+former occasions, and of the many many hours I had worked
+at it.
+
+Our kit was put on board the wagon, a place made with
+our rugs for Greenwood to rest his broken shoulder, and an
+orderly named Mathews, who was being sent back to Angora
+for breaking barracks repeatedly, was to do servant for us.
+This was untold luxury compared with our trip to Kastamuni
+eighteen months before, but I was terribly depressed over my
+book and parts of this diary. Valuable or worthless, it stood
+in any case for a part of my life, and I felt as though something
+very close to me had been snatched away. For many months
+here and there I had written this. It was a history written
+among dying men, not of them, but of many things, and such
+that I can never reproduce. On many a night in winter, by
+a black smoky oil light bought with money saved from my
+tobacco or mastik money, I had worked with the flickering
+wick near my bandaged eyes, my two worn blankets wrapped
+around my legs and feet, stockings around my head and neck
+to keep out the paralysing cold. Outside was three feet of
+snow, and sleet and wind from the Russian waste blew icily
+over the Black Sea straight to my window. Ours was the
+highest and coldest house in camp, and faced the north high
+on the bluff above the town. And so I wrote and re-wrote
+until often only my writing hand remained unfrozen.
+
+Before leaving Kastamuni we had to wait two or three hours
+for the gendarmes that were to accompany us. I was not allowed
+to visit the two shops to rectify my accounts, so carefully did they
+watch any one leaving lest any communication should be set up
+for those left behind. I went to the Lower House to say good-bye
+to some friends, including Square Peg, at work on law. His
+friend, whom we called the Count (Horwood), was most
+sympathetic over my book, and took me to the bar to have a
+last bottle of beer (so-called) that had arrived. This beer, to
+me so long estranged, was so good that I bucked up to a
+degree, and decided, as I have always tried to do since in
+moments of catastrophe, to merely suspend judgment and my
+grief. At the time it is too much deliberately not to care or
+to try to diminish the size of the catastrophe.
+
+At last we were rushed off, crowds of people following us,
+and small boys wanting tips, and many peasants whose faces
+one knew were honestly grieved to lose us, and possibly our
+money as well. Last of all Sonia, our Sonia, who had on
+occasion had quite an amount to do with me, and had danced
+to my fiddle and carried notes for me, and decoyed the postas
+from my rendezvous in the castle, followed us for miles with
+her basket, crying bitterly. She was a case-hardened daughter
+of Eve, a wild little untamed savage, but pretty and entrancing
+and very daring. She waved to me, and threw many kisses
+with lightning rapidity when the gendarmes were not looking,
+then followed the river bank to her destiny, and we rounded
+a bend towards ours.
+
+The first time in one and a half years of restriction, that
+seemed one and a half centuries, we wound up the eastern
+road back on to the plateau, and the brown roofs of "Kastamuni
+the Terrible" fell beneath the brow.
+
+It was a beautifully soft morning. Our cavalcade scattered
+themselves out on the flanks to scour for brigands. Besides
+the _arabanchi_ (driver), there was our excellent sentry Mustapha
+and his _choush_, a sergeant, from the Lower House, who was
+reported rather treacherous, also a wretched little officer cadet
+fellow named Ali, and about three or four _askars_ and eight
+gendarmes mounted. We halted for lunch among some trees
+in a delightful glade between two hamlets. In the evening
+we walked to get over the jolting of the springless cart, which
+bumped and bounced over every rut. My travelling companion
+had a bad time on occasions with his fracture, although
+it was better than we had hoped. We reached the region of
+pines and ravines, and in the dusk pulled up at a grimy and
+dirty Serai a few miles short of the old saw-mill where we had
+stopped on our way out.
+
+We were bundled into a tiny room filled with smoke and
+all sorts of travellers. We emptied this room after much
+argument, and allowed in two or three of our postas only.
+This was my first scrap with Ali. He was afraid, as Zia Bey
+had arrived at the Serai just after. Zia was off to Angora,
+but travelling in luxury in a landau. We had a good supper
+after paying huge amounts for water and firewood, and to the
+owner of the wretched _khan_ or shed. The place teemed with
+fleas and bugs. In the early dawn we had breakfast of Cambridge
+sausage, biscuits, tea, and jam, from our parcels. My
+travelling companion likewise had a large box full of stores
+just arrived, and I should think ours was the best supplied
+caravan that ever crossed that mountain.
+
+We walked along beside the wagon up the incline. The
+horses were so poor that they could scarcely pull the empty
+wagon. The route led among pine woods and water-falls
+alongside a sparkling brook. I exchanged a few words with
+Zia, who was also walking, but he soon passed us. He had
+seen service in the Dardanelles and at Sivas.
+
+Slowly we climbed, sometimes walking, sometimes riding.
+The great forests of fir with tiny log houses perched among
+the heights on every clearance, were above us as we started.
+By three o'clock we were on the summit above them. Al
+Ghaz Dhag, a fine peak, lay alongside us wreathed in mists.
+We were kept together, and quite an army of gendarmes
+convoyed us. Recently the brigands who swarmed in these
+hills had robbed the mails and repeatedly held up passengers
+for tribute.
+
+My eyes became troublesome, and Greenwood's arm
+inflamed. However, we made a good halt and lunch in the
+summit among pines, and here met our old good Commandant,
+Fatteh Bey, who was storming against Enver Pasha and Sheriff
+Bey. He had had some difference at last with Sheriff Bey,
+whom he was too weak to restrain. This led to Fatteh's
+getting removed to Eski Chehir. He had had so many contradictory
+orders to go that at last he set off without them.
+While he was away the escape occurred, and he was interrupted
+at Changrai and ordered to return. Sheriff, the nominal
+commandant when the affair occurred, accused Fatteh of
+conniving. He caused Fatteh's kit to be searched secretly at
+Changrai, and a letter, really innocent, was found from an
+officer in Kastamuni to a friend at another camp. So Fatteh
+got in disgrace, and was now pensioned off. It was all worked
+by Sheriff. Fatteh told us he wanted to leave Turkey and
+go to England to live. Every now and then he produced a
+Cook's English-Turkish. He has already learned the money
+quite well!
+
+That night we reached another wretched _khan_, and slept
+on the roof. We smoked a little while the drivers slept, and
+the gates being well secured we could not escape. Ali became
+obstreperous and obstinate, and wished to show his authority
+even in the matter of our walking or riding or getting firewood
+or procuring water to wash. He wants us to get it from the place
+where we must, of course, pay for it. But these have been wonderful
+days of movement, a voyage of rediscovery of the
+world, a passing from sleep to dreamland, from death to life.
+
+We find very many old landmarks that we now remember
+perfectly to have seen on our outward trip--a lonely cabin, a
+path over the mountain, a deserted mill, a desolate Armenian
+house. Thus in moments of tragedy can the eye collect vivid
+impressions of things so commonplace that they are usually
+missed. A very hot day of trekking, followed with frequent
+collapsing of the horses, and more frequently of the harness,
+which was tied with string or rope. Periodically came a
+louder crash from our groaning wheels, which wobbled dreadfully,
+sometimes so ominously as to threaten to tip us out
+altogether. We were at an angle certainly of forty degrees off
+the perpendicular quite often, and Greenwood, being a sapper,
+developed a trick of making elaborate calculations as to how
+many more fractions we might go over, and what the momentum
+of our boxes packed behind our heads would be in a general
+roll. We were hemmed in by the ribs of the wagon's cover,
+and in case of accident could not move a foot. Once we
+actually did go over, but only tipped on to the side of the
+bluff, and luckily not the other way. We kept Ali in cigarettes,
+and gave him more than one tin of food. Fatteh and another
+very fat Turkish officer who accompanied him lived, I verily
+believe, on the same onion and melon from Kastamuni to
+Changrai. They ate bread and olives.
+
+I was not altogether free from suspense lest I should be
+held up in Angora and not allowed to proceed to Constantinople,
+and I had asked Ali if Zia's letter to the medical officer
+at Angora really existed. He said we would both go to
+Constantinople, but this in the lying way of appearing pleasant
+the Turk has. As we had been quite good friends, I asked
+Fatteh in German to have a look for me. He got the letter,
+and said aloud that it was for us to go to Stamboul. I asked
+him again that night, and he admitted it was only for examination
+in Angora, and did not mention Stamboul! However, I
+saw the line. There was no need to pretend, as my eyes were
+really bad. More than once I had to be completely blindfolded,
+and sometimes lie down in the roadside.
+
+We passed the Hittite caves in the cliffside near Kosah
+river, and then reached Changrai, the halfway village. Here
+we were taken into another serai in the town, an empty room
+with hanging doors and broken windows. We ate hard, and
+drank bad _raki_ hard, and slept hard. We stayed there all the
+next day. Here I hid a section of my papers I had not shown
+to Sheriff. When he pronounced his intention with regard
+to my book, I slung the rest of my kit back into the box in a
+great rage, and, of course, over the other parts of the book he
+had not yet seen. These I expected to lose here. I now
+forestalled a search by getting them sewn into some old rugs.
+Fatteh promised to do all sorts of things for us, but I had the
+usual doubts. He wishes us well, but is a Turk.
+
+We saw the wretched little bazaar, and heard that the
+whole of Kastamuni camp was to be moved to some lonely
+barracks outside the town, so as to prevent more escapes. On
+the morning of our departure we walked out slowly about a
+mile over the fields to these barracks which lay en route.
+They stood alone in the plain beside what in winter was a
+stream, a four-sided great building of many rooms enclosing
+possibly an acre of ground with a pump of bad water in the
+centre. The rooms, or rather divisions, were large, enclosed
+on two sides only, and strewed with filth and litter. Sheep
+and goats ran from corridor to room as we went the round.
+Windows were broken, and doors long since burned. The
+building itself was fairly solid, as these go in Turkey, but
+altogether the change from Kastamuni to this would be a
+serious one for the worse. I tried very hard to get some
+cryptic word back to our friends in Kastamuni, so that they
+might put up every objection. (This I heard later never
+reached them, and they were told excellent quarters were
+awaiting them in Changrai.)
+
+My resolution to leave this part of the country increased,
+and I prepared to risk much, even life itself, for a change.
+From Changrai on our voyage was much more uncomfortable.
+It lay through the region of dry arid land, stony and dusty
+tracks, or bare rocky defiles. The horses collapsed, our guard
+got sick, and was reduced to Ali the _choush_, and Mustapha
+the guard. The gendarmes had turned back on emerging from
+the passes. Escape from here was hopeless, so barren was
+the land. We hoped brigands might surprise us. We hatched
+schemes for knocking Ali on the head and wrecking the wagon.
+With one good friend something might have been possible,
+but as it was I was half blind, in fact in the last month my
+eyes had become very much worse, and my companion walked
+with pain. So we went on. Ali, or rather Peter Pan, as we
+called him, with a huge revolver and tin sword grew more
+overbearing as the trek wore on. When we were most weary
+he pressed on. The fellow was congenitally a fool, and often
+after passing a decent camping place with shade and water,
+stopped on a burned-up patch. At night he stuck us into some
+vile _khan_. However, one way and another we got through.
+At Changrai I doctored the wheel, which was nearly off, and
+decided by pocketing the rivet to stop the caravan when
+necessary. This I did more than once. However, two marches
+off Angora, in the middle of some ruined and sacked villages,
+two wheels had got so bad that they came off, the wagon
+nearly going over a _khud_. They fixed it up with sticks and
+rope, and then a few miles farther the spokes fell out, two or
+three at a time. Just here Mustapha, who had walked the
+whole way, collapsed with acute ague and malaria, and shook
+violently on the ground. This simple soldier had come along
+pluckily, and often did sentry duty at night as well, after
+eating his bread ration that he carried. We admired him, and
+although tired and in pain with over-walking ourselves, we
+got out at once to give him a lift. Imagine our feelings when
+the malignant Peter Pan broke into a terrible rage, bullied,
+and struck his soldier for daring to ride, kicked him into going
+on, and took our seat himself. We had a general row, and
+Peter Pan struck the _arabunchi_. It was he and the _choush_
+against us three, but Mustapha, the patient soul of the Turkish
+peasant, and the best thing we had found in this country, was
+too good a soldier not to submit. He was fond of us, and even
+cursed his officer. He said he wished their officers were like
+ours, who considered their men a little, but no word of rebellion
+escaped him, and so collapsing every few moments he staggered
+on. Then Peter Pan half drew his sword on Greenwood and
+jostled him, a cripple. This was too much. I seized his arm,
+and in a most impressive rage told him if he drew it I would
+disarm him. He was speechless. It was a most colossal row.
+Then we sat down and refused to go, unless we could get our
+seats. "We are invalids, special cases _en route_ for hospital.
+You have no right to sneak our seats." His defence was that he
+was to be an officer by and by, and if his man could ride, he
+could. The _choush_ sided with him, and we had to follow, while
+he rode. But I showed him some letters, and swore to report
+him to Zia Bey, who was not far ahead. He then showed his
+teeth, and said his secret orders were to _shikar_ us, and give no
+liberty, as I was a dangerous person whom they couldn't
+catch. Anyway I took good care the wagon went phut
+again soon, although he proposed to go on still a distance,
+dragging the broken wheel. Finally the whole show crashed,
+and he had to get out. Another driving _arabana_ of much the
+same quality was commandeered, and we were wanted to
+move without our kit. This we wouldn't do, and smoked
+cigarette after cigarette on the road like disobedient schoolboys.
+Finally the kit was put up, and we had to walk. The
+_choush_ then became very ill with what he thought was cholera,
+but what was evidently cold in the stomach and malaria.
+He was rather a coward. He asked me for medicine and
+prescription. I told him castor oil was a good thing, and gave
+him enough of this and some ginger to put him out of any
+future arguments. Peter Pan then had to capitulate, for he
+was all that was left. We walked side by side, and more than
+once made off as if we were escaping after water. Then he
+let us drive a spell, at least I drove, and the _choush_ lay huddled
+up frightfully ill in the back of the wagon. His rifle lay
+resting on our knees, and if there had been five per cent. of
+chance I believe we would have risked everything. But we
+were pretty rocky by now.
+
+Eventually we had to deposit the _choush_ by the roadside
+near a _khan_. The wagon couldn't get up the hills, and so, on
+foot, blundering on in the dark without a guard, and almost
+too weak to go a step further, we at last staggered into Angora.
+Here we were shown into a _gasthof_ of sorts where men and
+women, Turks and Jews, and mongrel Armenians all seemed
+mixed up in one living-room. Eventually we got rid of Peter
+Pan, who went to his wife.
+
+I squared the proprietor. Mustapha, who had come along
+in some conveyance, was most accommodating. So when
+Ali returned the next morning he found us in the hotel next
+door, we two with Mathews our servant in one small room
+which I had got emptied, and Mustapha asleep outside. He
+said I had to go to a medical board at once, and Greenwood
+was for Stamboul that night.
+
+I found several dignified Turks around a table who proposed
+to examine my eyes and spine. Before they did so I
+asked leave to tell them something. This I did in German
+and indifferent Turkish, but I told them certain things about
+their politics that made them stare, also about the responsibility
+of medical boards to whom a sick officer after eighteen
+months' neglect had been sent in a wretched conveyance 150
+miles over mountains in a Turkish cart. I refused to stay in
+Angora, and said I wanted a diagnosis in Constantinople. It
+was a long competition between their disinclination to send
+to the capital one who had seen so much of Turkish maltreatment,
+and their fear. I won. In fact, I made myself such a
+nuisance that they had to do so. But I am certain it was only
+a parade of arguments that won. The Turk can't grant a
+straight-out request to a prisoner. But there are ways of
+getting him not to object to a certain thing happening.
+
+We went to the Military Commandant of Angora for a
+servant, as we are in no condition to move our boxes. He is
+the same evil-looking old villain we remember of old. He
+literally spat at us and roared. I roared also, and when he
+ordered me out of the room I walked the other way, being
+blindfolded. He caught my arm rudely, but had scarcely
+touched it than I sprang up as if electrocuted, almost upsetting
+him. I told him that it was merely surprise, as Zia Bey told
+us no one in Turkey must touch a British officer. He snapped
+and snarled like a dog. We got out. I reappeared to ask him
+if he could let us have any of our parcels that were _en route_
+to Kastamuni. We were quite polite. But he barked that
+there were none. Oh yes, pardon! there were. We had
+seen them. He screamed that he had finished the interview.
+We withdrew with chuckles. To-night we had the
+usual appalling scenes about leaving. Eventually we got
+to the station, and after a score of interviews and running
+about the station against orders, I managed to get two seats
+in a carriage with Fatteh, our old commandant. One had to
+browbeat the officials, who said they had no orders for us
+unless we paid. Our boxes must come on by a slow train.
+Finally, weak to exhaustion, but elated at heart, we got into
+the stifling carriage.
+
+_En Route._--It is night, and delicious music of a train that
+is carrying me away, away, is in my ears. We drank two
+bottles of beer and a small bottle of Julienne, which we got from
+an Armenian at the station. I met there my excellent former
+acting-sergeant-major, Sergeant Graves. He looked well, and
+said the survivors were now more or less free, but these good
+times came only after all the terrible deaths and complaints.
+There were, besides himself, six survivors of my battery. I
+spoke to some of the men. Their sufferings last winter had
+been awful in the Taurus, and even here at No. 12, Angora.
+They had lived in holes in the ground, without kit or cover,
+working from sunrise to sunset on the roads. Their food was
+a mixture of wheat and water, and sometimes bones. One
+called it Chorba. At the end of their meagre reserve strength
+they fell ill. Some were then thrashed. Others were left to
+die, and in some cases did not receive even bread-and-soup
+rations unless their friends earned this for them by working
+overtime. Here also the deaths had been so numerous that
+the survivors kept themselves going by the dead men's parcels
+which a German commandant caused to be distributed now
+and then. The stories of the men having been compelled to
+eat various kinds of vermin found on them was verified
+beyond shadow of doubt. This was the Turkish method of
+keeping down typhus. It was, however, impossible for our
+poor lads, in the appalling conditions under which they lived,
+to keep themselves clean. There had been several mutinies,
+and often unsuccessful escapes, also with disastrous consequences.
+I heard a ghastly rumour of some sick British
+soldiers suspected of having cholera being deliberately
+murdered with a dark serum with which they were inoculated,
+and from which almost no one was known to recover, death
+usually following within two or three hours. I cannot vouch
+for this being true, so record the fact as it stands. There are
+very many Turkish officers who would scorn to do this. On the
+other hand, there is the class of official like the _Vali_, promoted
+to Angora _Vilayet_, when his predecessor refused to countenance
+a wholesale massacre of Armenians in 1916. This enterprising
+gentleman picked his troops, and then, firing half the Armenian
+quarter, drove the other half into it. I heard the most terrible
+stories of fanatical Turks bursting in upon a family at their
+evening meal. The men and old women and children were
+first killed. The young and prettiest girls were promised life,
+but were spared only for a night or two. One heard of cases
+where a busy _Askar_ in the middle of the carnage maimed a girl
+to prevent her getting away.
+
+We thought Angora was very changed. So were several of
+the Armenian villages a few marches out of Angora where we had
+bought milk and fruit on our outward journey. They were
+now deserted. Weeds grew above the walls and in the burned
+floors. Here and there a vine or vegetable told of the swift
+and terrible change. Still Armenians go about in Angora,
+having daily affairs with the Turks. A consuming fire of black
+impotent hate is in their hearts. And because it is impotent
+the Armenian has by destiny become treacherous. Fatteh
+and I talked German on many things; and after whistling the
+"Merry Widow" out of tune for another hour, he fell asleep.
+
+We reached Eski Chehir in early morning and found our
+Choush quite willing to be reasonable, if we did him well. We
+went to the hotel opposite, had a meal, slept, and then walked
+to the town with our guard. Some loud and rather disreputable
+women, Armenian and Jewish Levantines, I think, were in the
+hotel. They were in some theatrical show, or had been.
+Greenwood and I described them as performing women. We
+travelled on again that night with Fatteh Bey and our guard.
+Fatteh promised many things for us in Constantinople, but
+being pensioned off, seemed doubtful of his ground.
+
+The carriages were packed with travellers, including a
+great number of children with mothers. They carried household
+effects. One heard they were Armenians or Greeks whose
+husbands were dead, and they were off to some new town.
+We heard a confirmation that the big terminus station of the
+Baghdad line on the Asiatic side of Constantinople, Haidah
+Pacha, had been blown up two or three days previously.
+
+After a pleasant run round Ismid Gulf we got to Ismid, a
+large town with railway works. There in the silvery waters
+of the Marmora we beheld Principo, Halki, and the other
+islands, their bronze green shimmering in the bright sunshine.
+A few sails were on the sea, the sea, the sea! Never shall I
+forget the thrill we both had as, for the first time, after ages
+in tiny mud dug-outs, flat plains, and a taunting confinement
+behind a high range, we saw, a few yards off us, the sparkling
+drops glistening as they fell from the tiny waves of the Marmora.
+
+The sky darkened as we stopped at a place called Kadakeuy.
+We now heard Haidah Pacha was in ruins, as a well-directed
+plot had arranged that a huge consignment of petrol
+should be fired. The flames prevented a train-load of ammunition
+from being removed. This went off, playing havoc all
+around. Missiles had been thrown into the adjoining districts.
+
+After some delay we got our scanty kit on a ferry. The
+boxes had not arrived. They contained our all. From the
+paddle steamer we beheld a thunderstorm burst over Stamboul.
+The minarets stood out above the streaks of yellow and
+electric blue. Altogether I thought it a most impressive and
+magnificent city, with all the beauty and passion and mystery
+of Turner. From the close quarters of Galata bridge it
+appeared less delightful. We said good-bye to Fatteh. It
+was now nearly sunset. Our Choush, who had been quite
+pleasant hitherto, grew obstreperous. We were bandied
+about from barracks to barracks, deserted empty buildings
+that made a tired and sick traveller faint. He wouldn't allow
+us to get any food. We drew nourishment from the strange
+sights and a few pleasant ones, such as the dainty progression
+of Turkish ladies. They were sombrely but prettily apparelled
+from head to foot in the prescribed Mussalman dress, an
+overmantle from the forehead thrown back and hanging over
+the shoulders as a cape. For the most part their carriage was
+excellent. The better-looking ones were more or less unveiled.
+
+As it grew dark we grew hungrier. We were tired and
+sick, and in pain, hungry, cold, and thirsty. In this state to
+have to sit hour after hour in an _arabana_, with the fees amounting
+up to the last paper notes in one's pocket, while one's
+guard goes off to drink or gets lost, left in his absence to the
+unkind caprice of a passing soldier, is the lot of a prisoner of
+war. Some time after dark we halted at an Armenian church,
+now our new commandant's office. The locality was called
+Psamatia. Here was more delay. A doll-faced and heavily-scented
+Turkish subaltern at last appeared, and after administering
+ridiculous questions, left us to some vicious-looking
+postas, who led us away. Our _arabana_ took us on another
+half-mile, and stopped at a tall, gloomy building behind heavy,
+tall iron railings. We crossed a tiny yard behind them about
+forty feet by fifteen. The gate was double locked and guarded
+by sentries. We groped in the dark, up flights of stairs,
+through the empty house, and reached a room where was an
+iron bedstead and a filthy mattress. Here we were left.
+
+After a moment or two some white-faced pyjamad figures
+came to us, and proved to be Russian prisoners from Salakamish,
+prisoners already for three years! One, Roussine by
+name, we liked better than the rest. We drank their tea,
+almost water, but it was hot, and we talked of news. Roussine
+was inclined to be Bolshevist, and as Russia was now collapsing,
+we held decided opinions on it. We ate some raisins brought
+all the way from Kastamuni, and I remember well with what
+solemnity on this sad night of disillusionment, I regarded
+those raisins. This, then, was the Stamboul of rest and peace,
+of clean sheets, of fresh flowers, medical attention, and
+delightfully prepared meals handed to me by some Byronian
+Stamboulie! A garret empty save for rats and bugs! No
+food, no water, only the selfsame raisins. We still said we
+were glad to have left Kastamuni, but, all the same, they made
+us almost homesick for that we had left behind.
+
+This was the first night. Others were precisely similar.
+No one came, no one cared. The third day we got black
+bread. Water that had flowed intermittently from a single
+pipe now ceased. The commandant had been once to see us
+in the dark. I complained to him. He was one of the worst
+type of Turks I have met, a sullen, ignorant, hopeless brute.
+He said _peckee_ (very good) once or twice and withdrew, his
+tin sword clinking down the ghosty stairs.
+
+We wondered how long this would last.
+
+
+
+
+PART III
+STAMBOUL AND BRUSA
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+PSAMATIA (STAMBOUL)--STARVATION AND NEGLECT IN HOSPITAL
+AND GARRISON--PLOTS TO ESCAPE BY THE BOSPHORUS--I
+ORGANIZE ESCAPE FROM PSAMATIA THROUGH THE HEART
+OF STAMBOUL--STORM AND WRECK ON SEA OF MARMORA--RETURN
+
+
+Sentries stood on the stairway to keep us from talking
+to some Russian soldiers herded like animals down below.
+We had not noticed them the first night, as they had
+been on fatigue. On occasion one might go downstairs to
+walk on the tiny stone courtyard. From near our room the
+stairs led upwards to a large garret from where one looked
+over Stamboul. The view of the city from here was excellent.
+The many minarets flanking an expansive sea stood out
+against the sun. One idea was predominant--the idea that
+seldom if ever left us--Escape! The walls were high. Guards
+marched ceaselessly to and fro below.
+
+Among the prisoner officers was a sea captain. Greenwood
+and I consorted with him. Our plan was through the local
+restaurant, a wretched hovel, whither we were allowed once
+about every three days for a meal of Kariwannah (vegetable
+soup). We offered heavy bribes for oars. It meant going
+over the high roofs with the hope finally of getting down,
+seizing a boat, and trying the Bosphorus disguised, getting
+out to the Black Sea before the dawn, or trying a long walk
+to Rumania on the chance of something turning up _en route_.
+But a few days after we arrived some Rumanian prisoners
+escaped from a working party. All boats were drawn up,
+and only the heavy ones allowed on the seashore. Guards
+were redoubled. Our hopes diminished.
+
+We watched from our desolate room all day long to get
+acquainted with the movement of ships and trains. The
+Balkan Express passed near our house, but every point was
+guarded. We were somewhat weak and ill, but waited for
+our chance. Money was a hindrance. This deterred us more
+than the fact that the train was heavily guarded and closely
+searched, and ran through Bulgaria, where prison life was
+even worse--or Austria, if one chanced to get there. After
+some ten days, we were sent to hospital, guarded by a Turkish
+soldier, without any papers, and were told we weren't wanted,
+as it was not a prisoners' hospital. At one of these Greenwood
+remained, but he was placed by mistake in an infectious
+disease ward, and when, in addition, a junior subaltern proposed
+the most serious alternative operations, he made himself
+such a nuisance that he was sent back to the prison camp.
+In the meantime I wrote letters in French and German and
+English, which I gave to passers-by or threw into the road,
+and more than one I gave to German soldiers, who were
+sympathetic with us. I wrote Bach Pasha himself, quoting
+extracts from Conventions and Parliament on reciprocity of
+prisoners' treatment.
+
+The net result was the appearance, late one night, of our
+commandant, livid with rage and excitement. Roussine and
+I were playing chess by a flickering oil light, and my eyes
+were bandaged. He strode up and dashed the chessmen
+violently to the ground, and kept on touching his sword.
+I am afraid his wrath was nothing to mine. I intended to
+impress him with the fact that we were not schoolboys, and
+in vigorous manner demanded why he hadn't visited us, or
+given us bread or water, or allowed us our boxes. Was this
+the hospital? Was he the commandant? Was it not a
+whole week since, as he rode by, we besought him through the
+railings for bread? I was overwrought with pain and endurance,
+and came very close to physical remonstration. We literally
+shouted him down. This brought the Russians around.
+Before they had been cowed down, now they lamented loudly
+too. All the while the doll subaltern stood by the commandant,
+obeying his orders, but the sickest and sorriest object
+one could wish to see. Most of all, I demanded leave to see
+the commandant when necessary, in order to get an application
+read.
+
+We were then allowed once daily to the restaurant for half
+an hour. Hospital attention seemed out of the question.
+We made one more attempt, when the Chief of Haidah Pasha
+Hospital sent for us, but the Choush took us to the wrong
+hospital, through ignorance, and we were not allowed to
+explain. We gave up hope of treatment. Then Ramazan
+commenced, and the commandant did not appear for days together.
+I was now watched, especially for letters. An amusing
+incident concerned a letter I sent after this to Bach Pasha,
+and one to the Dutch Minister. We had been so well watched
+that all communication seemed impossible with the outside
+world. For example, in the restaurant our plates were
+searched, and our seats also after we had left. We were not
+permitted to speak in any language our interpreter did not
+know--generally Turkish only. I had contrived to leave
+more than one letter in the street. If directed officially in
+German, I thought it probable that it would be sent on.
+Bach Pasha, the German General in charge of prisoners, did
+not, however, prove sufficiently enthusiastic to reply. I
+quoted conventions and parliamentary extracts for his benefit
+in case we got freed. He now evidently rang the commandant
+up, who merely came round and ordered me not to be allowed
+to speak to any one. Our bread ration ceasing the following
+day, I wrote another letter. As I paced up and down the tiny
+courtyard, waiting for a German soldier to pass, the postas
+followed every movement. I managed, however, to have
+more than one conversation with Germans by pretence of
+declaiming aloud from a book as I walked. The difficulties
+were that the sentry would see a letter thrown on the path,
+also that no German was allowed to approach the bars if I
+was near them. I had managed to talk to one private from
+Wilmersdorf, a suburb of Berlin, a homesick lad who hated
+the Turks and enjoyed outwitting them. Besides, I said the
+letter was for his officer. I told him not to approach until
+I was seized. Seeing some other privates approaching in the
+distance, I beckoned to them with my right hand with some
+cigarettes, and rushed towards them. Half a dozen Turks
+seized my hand and the cigarettes before I had gone five yards,
+in order to interrupt me from communicating to the Germans
+approaching. They did not notice, however, that as I waved
+my right hand, I had placed a letter on the bars. The German
+from Wilmersdorf, who, instructed by me, had waited close
+by, dropped some cigarettes in. The postas rushed up. I
+saw a certain cell if the letter was still there; but it had gone.
+The Russians, who had breathlessly watched the show from
+on top, cheered loudly. It was great fun seeing our lad
+return an hour later, on the opposite side of the road, and hear
+him shouting, ostensibly to his companion, "Richtig.
+Gegeben." I had said certain things, and results could safely
+be expected.
+
+Nothing happened the next day until about 8.30. By
+the glimmer of a fat candle the Russians and I were playing
+chess with some pieces I had had sent out from home. My
+eyes were bandaged up, and I had to peer over the board to
+play. We were deep in a game, trying to forget our wretched
+pains and hunger, when loud stamps, followed by increasing
+roars, approached the room. The door was kicked open, and
+our commandant, his face black with hate and rage, strode
+up to us, struck the board with his fist, and knocked things
+off the table. The only way to impress a Turk is with rage
+or fear. He had hardly struck the board when I started up,
+knocking and kicking the bench and chairs yards away. I
+rushed to the door, shut it violently, and cannoned into the
+fighting wax doll of a subaltern who accompanied him.
+Being bandaged up I had a good excuse for going within an
+inch of the commandant's head. I told him things in Turkish
+and French, and more in English. We threatened him,
+showed him some official letters from England I had kept, and
+told him that answers were already on their way to England
+about his treatment of our men, and that he was in for it, whatever
+happened. It appeared that some kind of inquiry had
+been made about our ability to write letters, rather than
+about our cause of complaint. However, he had at least to
+realize that we weren't children, to be starved to death without
+a protest. He had evidently been well reprimanded for my
+having contrived to write letters. In fact, my letters had
+become quite a propaganda.
+
+Russians flocked into the room, and, once started, they
+also developed considerable horse-power, although the poor
+brutes were too much kicked to say much.
+
+The commandant ended up by mopping his head and
+ordering me to go to gaol. But he subsided later, and after
+waiting an hour in the cold, quite triumphant, I was allowed
+to remain in my quarters. The next day we got one loaf and
+some water, and were allowed to go to a filthy eating-shop "to
+have hoof soup!" Instead I ordered eggs at an enormous
+price, and, having eaten them, left it to the posta to carry on, for
+we were months behind in our pay, and were not allowed to
+cash cheques or get our Embassy moneys. This led to a wordy
+scene in the street, and while the row was on I got another
+letter off to the Dutch Minister by exchanging matchboxes
+with a Greek. In it were my last lira note and a letter. That
+night the commandant came again, and with dignity almost
+too terrible even to be laughed at, pointed to me with his tin
+sword, and ordered me to be taken away. I felt relieved.
+Change is good for the soul.
+
+We filed through the moonlight, a solemn little procession
+of my few goods and blanket. A posta, who had received
+from me heavy bribes--an awful scamp--took this opportunity
+of jostling me along, to ingratiate his commandant.
+I arrived at the garrison, the camp office of the commandant,
+who, however, lived on the Asiatic side.
+
+I was shown into a small empty room. The door was
+locked behind me, but after some time, fearing I would
+escape from the window, they unlocked it. I was not allowed
+out of the room for the first day. Repeated remonstrations
+with the posta resulted in nothing but the information that
+I had to call the Choush if I wanted anything. Late that
+night they pushed in a filthy straw mattress, ages old. Bugs
+fell from it as it was carried in. It swarmed with them.
+Being by now fairly accustomed to them, I tried to sleep.
+Their voracity, however, proved too much. I was not allowed
+to push it out of the door, so I put it out of the window into the
+street. A posta was below, and reported this. Another
+posta reappeared, and I gave him cigarettes for him to keep
+it. He tried to sleep on it, and loud roars of laughter kept
+me awake all night. They, also, had tried in vain.
+
+A low-class Armenian was now allowed to buy me food.
+He retained half the price for himself. The fellow was an
+absolute bounder and coward, a hypocrite at heart and a
+treacherous cur at all times. I can safely say he spied not
+only to save his skin, but at any time there seemed money in it.
+
+I heard tick-tacking in Morse from the men's quarters in
+the same quadrangle. Quite an amount I made out. They
+wanted money, money. I tried to buzz a message or two back
+on the violin. Staccato notes are quite effective in their way.
+I had no access to the commandant. The room was small,
+but the light from the window was so intense that my eyes
+could not stand it. I hung most of my clothes upon it. When
+I did not sleep, I planned and planned escape. It all seemed
+futile, but nevertheless one went on. I wanted, at any rate,
+to get outside. Five days after, a Turk drove up in a carriage
+to see the commandant. He seemed a man of note, and I
+saw the commandant bow graciously to him, and make as
+to kiss his hand. Giving them time to get into conversation,
+I forced my way past the old posta, and kicked into pieces a
+door of what had once been a bathroom. One had got tired
+of being days without water or convenience. Three or four
+soldiers came in, but I made as if to bolt out the back way,
+and then sprinted upstairs, back as if to my room, passed it,
+and, in a wild, dishevelled state, burst in on the commandant.
+I gave my reason to the distinguished guest, and altogether
+the commandant was badly rattled, for I showed a letter
+from an important quarter in England about our treatment,
+and he appeared very disturbed. I made a horrible scene by
+refusing to leave the room, and eventually got leave to go out
+for a walk around the thirty yards' beat of the yard for half an
+hour a day. Here, for the first time, I managed secretly to get
+direct speech with our men, most of whom were either totally or
+partially disabled. They had been collected for exchange. On
+each occasion, months apart, they had got as far as the station,
+some even on to the train, but the train so far had never gone.
+They had not been paid for months. A Turkish subaltern
+had stolen some of their pay and faked a receipt.
+
+Their parcels had been opened, and a one-armed sergeant,
+who spoke up, had been assaulted by the guard. We were
+almost the first officers to arrive at Psamatia, and the first
+the men had seen for years. From them I heard details of
+the fall of Baghdad.
+
+I got a letter into the Kivas' pocket about all this for the
+Dutch Minister, Monsieur Villebois. A few days after this
+a fat, beefy figure entered the door and said, "Bleiben sie
+ruhig." It was our new commandant, Gelal Bey. I had at
+least effected some good result by getting the old rascal kicked
+out. I can honestly say that his own postas loathed him, and
+said he put their soup money in his pocket. Matters improved
+to a degree. Some order was possible, and a minimum of freedom.
+Gelal was a straight Turk, from what I saw of him, and
+certainly more fair. The men's complaints were heard and
+some were allowed a daily walk, although it was obvious my
+reputation was quite terrible. A raging toothache I had had for
+a fortnight was now mercifully righted. The other commandant
+had not allowed a visit to a dentist. Before this I had been
+fairly sick of my room, and even went so far as to try to burn the
+whole show down with a large box of matches which I stuffed
+in a rat-hole; but the fire went out, probably, I should think,
+extinguished by bugs.
+
+[Illustration: BAGHDAD CAPTURED AT LAST. GENERAL MAUDE'S ENTRY]
+
+It was before this new commandant arrived that I commenced
+arrangements for sending news to England. A
+Sergeant Mandel, who had lost one arm at the shoulder, was
+to be exchanged, and I arranged for him to take it, as I thought
+him a likely person for exchange, but I wanted to run no risks.
+He was strongly for having it put in a crutch, or sewn into the
+sole of his boot; but as I anticipated a search of every particle
+of kit, I adopted my own plan. With my scanty money I
+bought candles. Having written my letter quite small and
+as carefully as I could with my bunged-up eyes, I rolled it up
+tightly in a small cylindrical shape, and making a paper mould
+around it, filled up the interstices with dripped fat, thus making
+a candle with the letter inside. This was to preserve it. I
+shaved it down, pushed it in a water-bottle, and ran the other
+candles boiling into it, thus filling the bottle two inches from
+the bottom. I shook it, and found it firm. The bottle was
+then filled up with strong tea. This was because it was not
+transparent, and cold tea was a usual drink--when one could
+get it.
+
+I hoped this would answer, and that they would not suspect
+anything. Nothing rattled, and inside the water-bottle was
+quite dark.
+
+One letter was to Lord Islington, and contained, besides
+a _précis_ of information I had been asked to send from the
+senior officer of the prison camp, a statement by me of the
+condition of the men, and their treatment since the trek. I
+gave some information on the high cost of living, and the great
+difficulty of keeping oneself alive without cashing many
+cheques at a worthless exchange.
+
+I had heard of a convention recently signed between
+England and Turkey at Berne about prisoners, and quoted
+some glaring cases of maltreatment which, as one of the
+original arrivals in Stamboul from provincial camps, I was in
+a position to know about. I sent also a few other matters of
+information about the state of Turkey. I prefaced all my
+letters with a statement, "I alone am responsible for statements
+therein, which are unknown to the bearer of the
+packet." I did this in case the letter was found.
+
+I had scarcely got it away when I was sent to Harbiay
+Hospital for treatment. I had now left Kastamuni some ten
+weeks without receiving any medical treatment, except for
+one visit to a place called Tash Kushla, where a doctor examined
+my eyes, and said I was to be exchanged. Even in
+spite of my distrust, gradually a gleam of hope found its way
+into my mind, and grew to huge dimensions. I was afterwards
+coldly informed, however, that his actual written report was
+merely that Turkish eye treatment was preferable to German,
+and I was not to be allowed to go to German specialists!
+
+At Harbiay I was put in a room with a half-mad Russian,
+who had been shot in the head, and some poor old Russian
+grey-headed men--sailors, I think--who smoked and cried
+most of the night. Here I had no food for thirty-six hours, and
+then only watery soup. We were not allowed to leave the
+room, and the postas were unusually brutal. The director
+of the hospital, who had been most kind to me at our first
+interview, offered to send me diet and books, and even
+medicine, and to attend to me himself--all of which I doubted.
+After about four days I was sent to a Turk, and an old savage
+he was, who said if God willed I would get right. Then a
+German doctor examined me, but was most aggressive and
+rude, and seemingly angry at being asked to diagnose an
+Englishman, and muttered something about this. He prescribed
+some special injection for my eyes. Then we were
+lined up, and were all dosed by a filthy Turk out of the same
+squirt, whatever our eye trouble was. This was a mistake,
+it appeared afterwards.
+
+The next day, having hidden my trousers under my
+bed when I arrived (they always take away all one's kit
+on entering hospital) the guard was sent to get them. I
+put them on nevertheless, and then demanded to see the
+Director. It took all day to await my chance, but when the
+posta was off the _qui vive_ I ran along in my trousers and a
+blue overall of the hospital towards his office. It was a huge
+building, and I got lost, but it was fatal to turn, so I went on
+through numerous corridors with an increasing train of postas
+at my heels, and finally fetched up in what appeared to be an
+ante-chamber of the Director's wife. The postas stopped
+short and peered in at the door. I apologized to the Turkish
+lady, who was arguing with some Armenian maids. She asked
+why I was running away from the postas. I assured her I
+was doing nothing of the kind, but I was merely running to
+the Director. She was tickled by my having trousers, and
+asked how I had managed it. I explained that the Director
+had given me a standing invitation to his office for any request
+and that I had hidden my trousers to be able to do so. She
+rebuked me for breaking rules, and asked me what I could
+possibly want. I said I wanted to give some urgent information
+to the Chef d'Hôpital. Finally, she conducted me to him.
+He heard me coming, and I saw his face over the posta's
+shoulder quite enraged and savage, and he said I was not to
+enter.
+
+It was spoken in Turkish. I had, however, already
+entered! His face changed in a second, and he was the
+crafty Director, professed huge surprise at my statement that
+I had had no food and had not been allowed out of the room,
+or to cash cheques, or to receive any attention, and that I
+wanted to return to the garrison at Psamatia. He promised
+to remedy all things at once, and to send me "ée yemek"
+(good food) at that very moment. I extracted a promise to
+depart next day. How I loathed the place! The Russians
+alone made it unbearable, poor fellows. They seemed on the
+verge of suicide in that great empty room with hundreds of
+beds in it. Nothing else happened for two days except that
+a Turkish doctor came and injected some serum into my eyes,
+which he said was to happen three times a day. The Director
+himself came round next day, and tried to pretend he was
+busy, when I went for him. I made myself such a nuisance,
+and torpedoed his dignity so successfully, that he finally unmasked,
+and I knew him for the cruel, lying, and crafty type
+of Turk, veneered with excellent manners, but a brute at heart.
+It was the same fellow, as far as I can remember, who refused
+a dying Russian officer's daily request for permission to have
+one or two of his friends from Psamatia to see him in order
+to make his will and provide for his wife and children. I had
+been in Psamatia when our Russian friend (Roussine) had
+daily asked for this from their end. Their letters were never
+answered, but were destroyed by the old commandant, as
+were the dying man's by the Director. He died. When he
+had been dead some days the Director sent to Psamatia a
+kind request to the officer to come and talk to his friend,
+with private directions that they were to be told the man
+had just died when they came.
+
+Anyway, by the end of the third day after the "torpedoing,"
+my patience was at an end. I had learned, after
+many weeks, how difficult it was to get out of a hospital once
+one was in. After more scenes I left in the evening in an
+_arabana_, bearing a letter in Turkish, saying I had been
+excellently treated and had received the best attention
+possible. On arrival at Psamatia my little sad room seemed
+heaven again. I was alone, and the groaning of the Russians
+was somewhere away.
+
+The new commandant was haughty and somewhat Germanic,
+but I found him a much better fellow, and straight.
+He did what he promised. He heard my complaints about
+the men, and rectified their pay and provisions, he got us
+money, and sent me, on one occasion, a Polish book to read--which
+tickled me. I found he meant well, and decided to cultivate
+his good graces, which I did in German. He had had
+four years in Berlin, but sided against us in the war. Anyway,
+he let me go to see Dr. König, a German eye specialist from
+the _Goeben_, at a marine hospital around the harbour. _En route_,
+the posta with me led me across the station, and in the crowd
+I went to ascertain how to get a ticket, and found they would
+have issued one to me right enough. Vesikas (passports), etc.,
+were necessary, however, for the train, which went only so
+far as San Stefano!
+
+While awaiting Dr. König, I talked to a delightful old
+French lady nurse, who was seventy years of age, and had
+not been allowed to leave. I mixed freely with German
+sailors from the _Goeben_, and heard of their escape from our
+fleet. They thought they would win the war, but seemed less
+confident than before for an early peace. They were all very
+loyal, and stuck to it that their country was well provided for,
+and "sehr billig." König I found a very capable and courteous
+officer, and quite efficient. He prescribed most carefully for
+my eyes, told me to avoid all glare, to follow his precautions,
+and I might prevent my eye trouble from becoming chronic.
+He explained my blurred vision and periodical darkness as
+nervous exhaustion, and related it to my spine, where it had
+been bumped by the shell explosion. He ordered rest and
+quiet, and sent me to his colleague, a nerve specialist. The
+net result was that I was not allowed to get the medicine as
+the shop recommended was not a Turk's, and I was sent to a
+Turkish nerve doctor, who mixed the whole thing up, and
+thought an operation on the eye was necessary, but, later on,
+said he had meant the other eye! I felt like operating on
+both of his.
+
+My visit to König, however, was momentous in one
+respect. On my way back I was stopped by an Englishman
+in mufti, and offered cigarettes. He seemed very kind, said
+he was a sailor man, and, before the posta intervened, gave
+me his address. We had to be careful, as the posta knew some
+English. In short, in five minutes we had agreed to escape.
+He was an interned civilian, taken at the outset of the war
+from his ship. I found out that church was the best meeting
+place. I hoped to further matters on my next day at the bath.
+I was now allowed out once a week. I found out which bath
+was best for my purposes by talking to the postas. The thing
+was to find one near the Galata Bridge. This was, however,
+out of bounds. I did the next best thing. Frequent
+visits to the commandant's room made me acquainted with
+the map of Stamboul. I found a bath, both hot and cheap,
+in the Turkish quarter but a mere five minutes' walk from
+the Galata Bridge. After two trips, and working the right
+posta with a heavy bribe of a two-lira dinner, I was allowed
+to a restaurant after the bath, but only on promising not to
+enter any shop. I stumbled most miraculously, however,
+into a Greek restaurant, which afterwards became quite a
+favourite centre of plots and plans. I eyed the place at once
+as very strategic. It was some steps down from the road,
+and not too conspicuous. One could see without being seen.
+
+Two tables at the far end adjoining the wall had benches
+behind which one could slip letters, and I arranged for cushions
+to be placed there in which I could put letters in case the
+posta searched, which he did more than once. In the middle
+of the door at the far end was a small pigeon-hole through
+which the manager or his assistant shouted orders for food.
+I gradually built up a disposition to order my own food. A
+few words were allowed. Often I went up, and, completely
+blocking the view, slipped in a letter. I even went to the
+extent of getting a message along the 'phone on the opposite
+side of the street by two relays--the first from me to Theodore
+in French, about food. It was a great dodge to get some other
+officer with one--_i.e._ to go in twos--and by some clear conversation
+with him in something the posta didn't understand,
+give information to Theodore the manager. In this way
+we often ran a four-cornered conversation. I paid heavily,
+but money was forthcoming from my cheques, and the Dutch
+Embassy's allowances came in regularly here. Letters and
+replies were received here from Dorst the sailor. We formed
+rendezvous for the church, if one could only get there. The
+Christmas season was approaching, and we assured Gelal Bey
+we wanted to go to church. We had asked very often for
+months, but this had been refused. However, the new
+commandant allowed us this on certain severe conditions.
+
+I shall never forget how restful and glorious it seemed to
+get into the Crimean Memorial Church, an excellent chapel
+built of stone off a side road in Pera. An Englishman preached
+most beautifully to us, and English people sat all around;
+but we were not allowed to speak or sit near them, and an
+interpreter came to approve of the sermon. Our money was
+scrutinized to see if there was any writing on the notes.
+
+I had a Burberry that I had dragged along with me on the
+trek, and I often changed it for one very similar, having made
+rents and marks similar on both. One left at the door on
+our entry would be substituted for the other, with notes
+carefully sewn into the shoulders, underneath the lining.
+
+On more than one occasion the crude efforts of our dear
+countrymen and women to communicate with us brought us
+within an ace of discovery and always intensified suspicions.
+This often resulted in a redoubled guard or, greatest tragedy
+of all, a blank week, when we were not allowed out at all
+except along the wretched suburb of Yedi Kuhli.
+
+But I proceed too rapidly. All this took a long time.
+Time for a prisoner with experiences such as mine behind one
+is one terrible blank punctuated by moments that count.
+There is born a patience terrible with hope. To get out on
+Sunday we waited and planned all through the week, arranging
+appearances with postas, often waiting a whole day for a
+chance to speak a word freely to our brother officers, only
+possible when a certain posta was on duty at night. How
+seldom all the necessary elements of a setting to a single
+successful transaction are present, only a prisoner can know.
+But as I went homeward from that bath and restaurant and
+saw an avenue through that way to freedom, I felt hope once
+again stir within me.
+
+In two or three weeks I had already got plans quite far
+advanced.
+
+The scheme began to shape itself as follows:--
+
+I would escape from barracks at Psamatia some Thursday
+night. This would give me a good start, as Friday is the
+Turkish Sunday, and inspections, etc., on that day are very
+slack; in fact, the commandant did not always come out on
+that day. He also lived on the Asiatic side. The first step
+would have been impossible while I was in the garrison itself,
+as besides a permanent and personal guard on me there was
+one beneath my window, one at the foot of the staircase, and
+several on the door, besides one at each street corner. By
+complaining of the morning sun that poured into my room,
+and of the noise, I got a transfer to an old building opposite,
+the real reason being that my small room was watched and
+impossible.
+
+The old building I had found out all about from a Russian
+who had been there before, and great was my delight in first
+getting over there. I had to pretend I was almost blind for
+days before I effected this. As a matter of fact my eyes were
+getting a little easier and only troubled me at times, so far as
+seeing went.
+
+I had to be so very careful those first days. I was alone
+and all the postas watched every movement and seemed to
+suspect my very thoughts. So much so that I had never yet
+had an opportunity to go upstairs. After a few days I had
+got friendly with an old posta who generally came on duty
+very early. When he had got my cigarette well going I
+chased my kitten up the stairs. He helped me to catch it, and
+I had a good clear survey. A hammer to extract nails and
+screws from the window, and a rope to get on to the ground,
+were all that was necessary, provided we had a clear field.
+There were many difficulties, among which was the increasing
+of the guards, on account of a stampede of prisoners and
+the arrival of a whole regiment of Rumanians, that seemed to
+have surrendered intact. To make room for these the
+Russians were now moved from the Bastille at Psamatia and
+brought to my house upstairs. We were not allowed to talk
+to them, and guards to prevent this were stationed on the
+stairs. They could not be trusted, but Roussine certainly
+could. The others were curious to the point of being a
+nuisance, and while not on for escape themselves were not
+very sympathetic. Roussine was loyal, however, and most
+sporting. I spent long hours each day in watching every
+movement of the street and the habit of the neighbours.
+Near by, one old Turk, straight opposite our back windows,
+used to light his pipe about dusk and smoke well into the night,
+staring towards us. Another wretched fellow used the back
+road for his rendezvous with his sweetheart. After a few days
+I had collected a great amount of information and knew the
+routine of postas with their family details and homes; they
+loved to talk of all this.
+
+I became acquainted with the changes of police and the
+street traffic. My behaviour improved so much that I hoped
+the posta would soon be removed from our landing. I
+encouraged the habit of the postas meeting downstairs. This
+I did in various ways. One was by making huge cracks in
+the wall with an axe above where he stood. The cold was
+now acute. A little fire downstairs in an old kitchen, even
+after our frugal meal was finished, was a further inducement.
+A Turkish soldier loves to sit over a plate of hot cinders and
+dream of his fields and goats on the far-away uplands of
+Anatolia. They would not drink on duty, and seldom off.
+
+A plan of the house was as follows:--
+
+We were directly opposite the commandant's garrison, in
+about the middle of a street. The house on one side was, I
+believe, "to let" in its upper story. I formed wild notions
+of a secret tunnel through the wall from the inside of my cupboard,
+and a Monte Cristo chamber on the other side with a
+comfortable bed and excellent table, with an office for all kinds
+for secret-service meetings, with a free access to Stamboul
+through the back door by a change of kit. Alack and alas!
+the house proved very much inhabited, and often when I was
+spying on others I found they were spying on me. The
+basement of our house was only a cookhouse and a stairway
+that led up to the landing on the first floor, and up another
+flight to the Russian officers. On the second flight was a
+window-door, old and flimsy, that was nailed up. It led
+outside to a tiny landing that was surrounded by windows
+from other houses. Behind this landing was a tiny spare
+plot where a house had been burned down. Other windows
+high up in our lavatory looked down over roofs on to this
+section. I got through on several occasions and crawled on
+the tiles, which cracked like biscuits when one knelt not
+precisely at the sides. And this was very conspicuous, besides
+being right under the Russians' noses.
+
+Doust and I had met once or twice at church. He had
+been in charge of a Turkish tug for months and knew the
+movements up to the harbour, ships' booms, the plans of mine-fields,
+and also replacements of guns at the Dardanelles. We
+intended to take these plans with us. He first of all promised
+an old launch to pick me up halfway to Galata, and go through
+the Bosphorus against the strong current. He was to bring
+Visikas (passes), and I was to go disguised with a fez. He said
+that the boom was open for hours each night, so that a small
+thing could get away. The whole plan had to be altered,
+however, on account of the Russian armistice and revolution.
+It was now the second week in December and the boom was
+closed all night.
+
+Only traffic heavily searched was allowed through. This
+the Germans supervised, and they were thorough. I verified
+many of these facts from the German sailors themselves. In
+fact, quite often I wore my Burberry, and with my cap
+passed for a provincial German on several occasions with the
+German Tommies. Others thought I was a German American.
+
+We altered our plan to that of going as fishermen, as these
+were still allowed out and in more freely. We should all be
+disguised as fishermen, get to a point inside the entrance,
+walk overland a few miles to the Black Sea, and then pick up
+the boat, which would be skippered by some reliable so-called
+fishermen through the actual entrance.
+
+We only awaited a strong wind to enable us to get over
+the distance in time, also some money, and the perfecting of
+the arrangement. I did exercises, tried to get fitter, and laid
+in a stock of necessaries and medicine for my eyes in case of
+exposure to the weather.
+
+My difficulty was to see how to escape from my room just
+at the right moment. Neither part of the _bandobast_ could
+wait for the other. Moreover, a chance had to be taken when
+offered, as everything depended on the right posta. To
+escape and hide in Stamboul seemed the best thing to do, but
+this meant that my chance of getting right away was lessened,
+as one would be sure to be missed after some hours, and at
+most after a day. This would be telegraphed all over the
+place and search would be redoubled. The ordinary risks
+were bad enough. Communication got very difficult owing to
+the capriciousness of the commandant, as he sometimes
+wouldn't allow me to go out, or only to a bath near by, and
+sometimes the posta was obdurate. On one occasion I
+crossed from one tramcar on to another and then back again
+on to the first, leaving my old posta revolving around helplessly.
+I had previously told him that if we lost each other, we
+should each go back at once to report. He was an old peasant
+from Anatolia, or I would not have dared this. I had promised
+him not to escape while with him. This I did first thing
+before he allowed me into the restaurant. A change of trams
+and swift walking brought me to Pera. I made plans and
+called at the rendezvous. Nothing happened. I left a letter
+and then drove back as hard as I could to Psamatia, passing
+the posta just before arriving there. He was weeping with
+fright and annoyance, but forgave me on seeing me again.
+
+The new commandant gave me an orderly named Plaistow,
+from the Gloucestershire Yeomanry, and a very excellent
+fellow and good friend he was, although his cooking was not
+of the first grade. A night or so after this when he was
+rubbing my spine, from which I suffered acute neuralgia at
+intervals in the region of the bruise, the door opened and two
+British officers came in. Their physical condition and that of
+their kit marked them as just captured. One was a colonel
+named Newcombe, who had been captured north of Beersheba
+with a small striking desert force armed with machine-guns,
+during a phase of the battle of Gaza. On camels he had led
+the force, about sixty strong, without convoy, before the
+battle, by a circuitous route over the desert to the Turks' rear,
+and having captured cars and staff officers and generally
+enjoyed an excellent field day, he was himself taken after
+heavy casualties. A large Arab force, which by the Emir
+Feisul's influence should have co-operated, had let him down.
+I liked him at once. He seemed dead beat and very non-plussed,
+if not depressed, at being captured. He could not
+sleep, and I combated in my mind this new difficulty in my
+escape programme--of a colonel who could not sleep. A
+goodly number of the senior officers I had hitherto met in
+captivity were against escaping, some unsympathetic, some
+almost hostile, and one actually gave a written order to all
+officers junior to him not to escape. I was extracting secret
+delight from the fact that here at least was one colonel half
+asleep and little conscious of the fact that I was going that
+night, or certainly during the next few days, when, following a
+huge sigh, I heard the extraordinary words, "Mousley, what's
+the chance of bunking from this, do you know?"
+
+The colonel was eyeing me attentively. Gradually I
+acquainted him with how I had had designs to escape from
+the very first, but everything had been frustrated, that now
+once more I had a show on hand ready after much work and
+patience. We sat up in our respective beds, smoked many
+cigarettes, and planned. A bottle of bad whisky helped us.
+I found him a most interesting companion and very human.
+In fact, immediately after his capture he seems to have
+complained to Djemal Pasha about our men's treatment one
+moment, and the next to have proposed to Djemal's A.D.C.,
+Ismed Bey, either to let him (Newcombe) escape or to let
+our Fleet into the Dardanelles, no matter which. We talked
+politics, and he put up all kinds of extraordinary and difficult
+schemes which we crystallized together. Actually I promised
+to let him join my escape plan with Doust, provided he agreed
+with the scheme and came under my orders so far as plans
+went. He agreed most readily.
+
+This was necessary for many reasons, as I had trodden
+very delicate ground what with impersonating Germans, etc.,
+and could not trust any one with the plans at that stage. He
+helped me most loyally and generously although not always
+effectively. To get out to Pera and Stamboul it was necessary
+to act, and act earnestly, before the commandant, and the
+colonel more than once abandoned the point and through lack
+of insistence lost the day. This meant hanging up things.
+My privileges of a bath and dentist had grown to be a regular
+thing, won single-handed after much struggle.
+
+I had now to start afresh. To make matters worse some
+more officers, newly taken, now joined us. One was a firebrand
+and tried shock tactics, such as kicking the postas. He
+did himself much harm and no one any good. Others were
+content to be told "Olmus" (Can't be done), but we old
+hands knew that by a judicious alternation of determined
+insistence and quiet submission one got ahead on the wave of
+the commandant's mood. My plans had to be altered on
+account of the extra guards put over us, and the heavy snowy
+weather. I managed after much difficulty to meet Doust and
+his friend, a youth named Castell, in a Turkish bath. Plans
+were ready. They cashed my cheque. The boat laden with
+oars, sails, provisions, and charts would come to a point half
+a mile from our camp the next night or two, depending on the
+weather. The signal was to be given by Castell passing at
+2 p.m. precisely, smoking if we were to start and not smoking
+if it was off. He came and did not smoke.
+
+After delay and trouble we got word from him that the
+wind had changed and it was impossible to get through the
+Bosphorus in time, before dawn, as the current was so tremendously
+strong, and the only way was somehow to contrive to
+reach a point by road about halfway along the Bosphorus,
+thus shortening the time. This meant more _bandobast_, more
+money, more contingencies, and more meetings with more
+interviews of the commandant.
+
+By this time I was quite friendly with him and knew his
+politics. He was a German-hypnotized old Turk, too simple
+to be either clever or dishonest. He assumed the rôle of uncle
+to me. This I fostered and became a most unruly nephew
+constantly out of money (so as to get cheques cashed), full of
+pains (to get at a doctor--I mean Doust), persistent in wrong-doing,
+and contrite after commission.
+
+My violin he quite loved (so he said), but while I played
+forte he little thought that the colonel was either pulling out
+nails from the escape window, or smashing the frame. I got
+a posta to help me haul up a bucket of water from the well at
+the foot of the stairs, and contrived to let it go with the end
+of rope and all. He certified this. We got a new rope. This
+we intended to use on the night.
+
+About eight days before Christmas a change of plans had
+to be notified to Doust. Everything was "Yesak" (forbidden)
+on some new temporary order. I could not get out,
+so, much against my will, I trusted some one. Colonel
+Newcombe assured me that a Jewish Armenian interpreter
+who had just joined the garrison was absolutely trustworthy.
+He had carried several letters to the Embassy. I had written
+Castell (there was no time so I abandoned our code) a note
+giving a new sketch of our house, the section at the back, the
+place by which we would descend, and where Doust would
+meet us. Also I gave orders for a motor-car or arabana
+(Turkish carriage) to be half a mile off. We were to go hard
+for the Bosphorus point arranged. I put in urgent orders for
+roubles according to prearranged plan, also that the boat
+should have lifebelts (in case we had to swim for it at the
+entrance), charts, and certain food. Also bailers!!
+
+The letter was sealed and signed with the cryptic sign
+I used [the pentagram symbol]. This I gave to Newcombe, and, on his
+strong assurance, agreed to his giving it to the interpreter Fauad.
+He said he would take it. We waited for a reply.
+
+Nothing happened for days. No reply or answering signal
+from Doust was forthcoming. We waited anxiously. About
+four days before Christmas, Fauad told me quietly after our
+evening meal (we were eating with the commandant and his
+staff, raw fish chiefly and soup beans) that he had posted the
+letter instead of delivering it. The censor had come to him
+secretly that night and for £1000 would keep quiet!! I
+tried to take this as coolly as possible, and announced as quietly
+that he would be hung at any rate for carrying the letter.
+This was to see if he was blackmailing. When we got back to
+my room we had a general council with the colonel and
+Gardiner, a captain of the Norfolk Regiment, whom I allowed
+to come with us. The colonel advised not taking him as he
+was not much used to the East, and he couldn't talk any
+language but his own. But I promised to let him come as he
+wanted to see his wife, and he was quite enthusiastic. It was
+a pleasure to me to see how keen he was and I admired him
+much for this. However, they both thought I should see
+the censor, and prevent him going to the commandant. I
+felt more and more strongly as I thought it over, that there
+was something unsatisfactory about the thing. The censor
+would not commit himself to Fauad and us. Moreover, would
+Fauad post it? He was an Armenian and the Turks were
+against him. My friends insisted. I persisted.
+
+For one thing I could not understand a Government censor,
+in a place so full of intrigues as Stamboul, playing with a
+noose to such an extent. But if Fauad was acting he did it
+well. A post-office official did visit him every day or so, but
+in spite of all, I could not get over the fact that Fauad had
+been quite cool when I had sprung it on him, that if the censor
+had seen it he, Fauad, would be hung. If the censor _had_ seen
+it Fauad should have shivered. In the meantime I told
+Fauad we would pay a good sum, but not £1000, and
+pretending to be very frightened, showed him that we must
+be allowed to go to town often to get money. We would have
+paid a good deal even on the chance of the story being true,
+and intended doing so. However, I watched him carefully,
+and the more importunate he got, the more leave we obtained
+to town, where, needless to say, I strained every nerve to
+further and hasten our escape. We told Fauad we couldn't
+pay before a week, and hurried on our arrangements to get
+off before then. I grew more certain, day after day, that it
+was merely a scheme for getting money. He seemed to grow
+more anxious daily lest we should escape, but more, I believe,
+for fear he should lose the money than anything else. He
+tried to stop us from going to a certain bath where I had
+arranged a last rendezvous with Doust and Castell. At the
+last moment, through the innocence of some newly arrived
+subalterns, we nearly missed them. They wanted to go elsewhere
+as the bath was full--but I was undressed and through
+the door before they could get me back, and there I saw Doust
+and Castell. Fauad spied on me and followed me to the bath.
+I introduced him to Doust as an Armenian who would lend
+us the money in a few days, and thus I told a good deal of my
+story to Doust and Castell with Fauad not suspecting, and
+in fact being quite overjoyed about his money. A few
+moments alone when we got outside the bathroom, and our
+plans were ready. Fauad became rather suspicious, but I
+risked all.
+
+[Illustration: PHOTO OF THE AUTHOR TAKEN SECRETLY WHILE
+A PRISONER IN STAMBOUL]
+
+When we got back I was greatly surprised to see a posta
+on the stairs and doors. The commandant knew nothing of
+this, but afterwards it appeared that Fauad had probably invented
+something vague about hearing us talking escaping,
+just to safeguard himself in case we went, and without divulging
+about the letter. This was a serious block. The
+stairs' posta had been taken off, and was now on again.
+
+I had within three days to re-establish an entente with the
+commandant. We got ready. Our clothes we stuffed with
+cheese, oxo, cigarettes, and chiefly nuts and raisins. I wore
+my uniform under my mufti kit, as in certain quarters I
+wanted to pass as an interned civilian, in others as a German.
+I also had a fez.
+
+By this time our plans for escape from the building were
+ready. The door could be opened noiselessly and on more
+than one occasion I got Colonel Newcombe to hold the rope
+while I went down to reconnoitre. I remember the exquisite
+feeling of being on the road outside the guard. I lay in hiding
+the opposite side of the wall and watched processions of people
+passing, the movement and change of sentries, and explored
+the street corners near by to see which were guarded. It was
+quite difficult to get back by the rope up the wall without
+knocking down old bricks or tiles. Doust failed me time and
+again on these occasions, partly through uncertainty whether
+to take a risk or not. As the day grew near we felt more and
+more our difficulty of communication. As I have said, I
+believe I was the first to have really a plan of escape in
+Kastamuni, and I can safely say that in no case of escape
+within my knowledge, was communication so very difficult.
+We had to have alternate plans.
+
+Thus a tremendous storm burst at the entrance of the
+Bosphorus from the Black Sea and altered all the police
+arrangements. German reliefs changed the guard at the walls.
+I saw that the difficulty was to find an occasion when the
+auspices would be favourable both for getting out of my
+prison and getting away from Stamboul. On this account
+Doust promised to get me a secure place of hiding, in fact
+assured us both that in hulks lying in the harbour, or in
+quarters of Stamboul, it would be very easy and without risk
+to any one.
+
+This latter consideration was my only deterrent from
+changing a life of wretched misery and oppression for comfort
+and rest, that the consequences for the unfortunate discovered
+sheltering us would be more than one could reasonably allow.
+Moreover I steadily avoided, so far as escape went, any assistance
+from women, let alone the kind and dear souls of the
+English fraternity who were in Stamboul. I considered it a
+selfish measure and one that no man has any right to accept
+from a woman unless she is professionally in the secret service.
+For a woman to risk the penalties of discovery in Stamboul
+might be a terrible ordeal. I had asked only to be shown an
+empty place, _e.g._ possible for a stowaway, and I would retrieve
+my own food.
+
+In the meantime we had heard from Doust that he had
+suddenly decided to get married and would send, instead, a
+youth of about twenty, called Castell, more or less an English
+Levantine who could travel as a Turk or Greek, had a passport,
+and knew the country from Panderma to the coast. The plan
+had now been altered to the Dardanelles, failing which we
+were to make for Panderma and overland to Aivalik on the
+coast, thence to Mytelene.
+
+The wind had been steadily east for days. No other craft
+was available except the sailer. But by leaving here, say
+Thursday night, and getting past the shipping zone by dawn
+and making the Dardanelles entrance late that (Friday) night,
+we should run the gauntlet through the narrow neck of
+Gallipoli past the unwary watchmen and lightship, and what
+with our capellas (Turkish officers' fezes) and a good German
+appearance of one of us, with a current of six knots plus the
+wind behind us, we thought it good enough. An hour or two
+later and we should be at Imbros, and pictured ourselves
+coming gaily along on a flood tide heading straight for our
+gunboats, probably attracting the fire of both our guns and
+the Turks'. Doust had verified that there were not very
+many surface mines, most, the nearest, being two feet deep.
+We drew about eighteen inches. Altogether it looked a most
+sporting chance and I can say that we enjoyed preparing our
+plans as much as schoolboys. The navigation was to be left
+to Colonel Newcombe, who made a quadrant, and to my
+excellent radium prismatic compass which I had retained
+from the retreat. Failing our reaching the Dardanelles in
+time, from stress of weather or other cause, we intended
+making for a point past Panderma, which we hoped
+to reach by next evening and from there march to the
+coast.
+
+Just before Christmas the weather grew colder and more
+boisterous. I got leave to go to town and was allowed into
+the Maritza café. Here I found most urgent and useful news.
+Some fortnight before while walking with my posta, who was
+quite friendly towards me after his lira lunch, I told him I
+wanted to ask some German soldiers what mosques we could
+go to at Tchouka Bostan. Reluctantly he allowed me to
+speak to them. They took me for a civilian _interné_. I soon
+learned that German N.C.Os. often got along to the forbidden
+quarter, where were the usual nightly attractions for the
+troops, by pretending they were going to the _Korkovado_, a
+large Russian ship near the southern end of Galata Bridge,
+and used by the German General Staff Officers. Having got
+through the military police by saying they were off to the
+_Korkovado_, they swung past the ship around the bay. I
+intended to do the same, only to swing round out to sea.
+The restaurant man now verified this to be true.
+
+The wind was so favourable and the position of our sailing
+boat, which had to be kept in an exposed bay in order to be
+ready, was so precarious that our friends sent us word that
+we must start Christmas Eve, notwithstanding the extreme
+cold. The idea of their arriving at the foot of the back wall
+was less to help us than to tell us whether the road was clear,
+_i.e._ on what streets the police sentries were, for as I have said,
+besides the garrison itself, a cordon of police surrounded most
+of the streets.
+
+Doust and Castell came about six o'clock to the back
+street. As arranged, I had lowered a string down. Doust
+was to tie a note on the end if our plans were altered, and to
+smoke if we were to start.
+
+Instead of this, however, they bungled badly, lost their
+direction in the dark, and jumped about in the most ridiculous
+fashion; in fact, their proceedings were the most suspicious
+imaginable. They continued to grope in the wrong corner of
+the section and to take alarm at their own shadows. They
+had previously inspected the section and said they had located
+our rope. This they could not have done.
+
+All this time I was on the ledge outside our house hiding,
+with Greeks and others peering towards me out of windows
+not eight feet away. One was smoking and washing up. I
+thanked Heaven it was dark. Once she called out asking if
+any one was outside. I could almost have reached her with a
+stick. The posta had cut off my retreat by going upstairs,
+but it appeared he did not know I was outside. I felt greatly
+amused at our sentry with fixed bayonet mounting guard on
+the stairs, his prisoner being a few feet away outside the house
+beyond the door, which I had shut after me. I heard my
+friends trying to get the posta downstairs. When his steps
+sounded as going downstairs I threw some small bits of clay
+towards Castell to show him where we were. He looked
+round helplessly. I dropped some just over our corner. It
+made a loud sound. Still he did not understand. Then I
+threw a large lump and hit him. He skipped like a jackal and
+took to his heels with a terrific clatter. Although it was
+annoying the whole show was so funny that I almost overbalanced
+with laughter.
+
+I went after him down the rope and found postas and
+sentries wandering about us in all directions, but our friends
+had gone. Sentries being on all the streets and on the _qui vive_,
+I returned up the rope and sent my orderly to the bazaar.
+There he found Doust. They said they had only come to tell
+us that the boat had been smashed on the rocks near Psamatia
+and had also fouled the Galata Bridge. But we were to start
+next night and walk to Galata, risking the German police and
+so on.
+
+This was Christmas Eve which we now proceeded to celebrate,
+and determined to start next day. The other officers
+bearded the commandant's cat, a satanic beast that had stolen
+our food often. It combined all the cunning and resourcefulness
+of a dozen cats. It broke several windows and went for
+several of us before we despatched it. As a matter of fact, I
+deprecated all this as it meant renewed guards.
+
+But our escape was known only to me and two other
+officers, as more than one found the topic all engrossing, and
+the newly captured had no idea of the danger from the Turkish
+spy system of being overheard. I was feeling pretty done up
+with the tension of waiting and waiting for days on the point
+of going every moment. I did not go to church as I wanted
+rest, and we had had a boisterous night. They brought back
+a note from church saying we should be off that night. All
+this meant an appalling amount of anxiety, as we had to eat
+with the commandant opposite. However, at the last moment
+a posta appeared, and in any case the wind was unfavourable
+and no signal came. We opened our Christmas parcels from
+the English community at Pera, and the colonel and I smoked
+on still full of hope. The posta pacing outside my door kept
+me awake. Alarmed at this embarrassment to our escape I
+protested loudly with him and called the guard to stop him.
+It was maddening to any one in our state of nervous health
+(besides inconvenient for the escape).
+
+First thing next morning I went to Gelal Bey, our commandant,
+and complained. He smiled and shook his head.
+It was necessary. We had been caught speaking in church.
+I assured him it was the Christmas season, a season of peace
+on earth, not of tramping postas, etc. He laughed and said
+he would take him off late in the night. I asked him if he
+thought I was going to escape. This completely disarmed
+him. He indignantly said "Of course not. My arrangements
+are complete. You cannot." And he took off the posta at
+once. We had dinner, intending to start as soon as we got
+back from the commandant's house. The whole crowd of
+officers and clerks was there with the commandant at the head
+of the table. Colonel Newcombe was so silent and thoughtful
+that I thought something would be spotted. I contributed
+some liveliness, however, and drew up elaborate schemes for
+to-morrow's marketing and getting boots mended, and the
+usual routine. On returning to our room the posta was off,
+as had been promised.
+
+Now I had been marked as an escape officer, and had
+refused my parole several times, so I was not bound in any
+way. I therefore assumed my disguises. I bulged horribly
+with my double clothes. Parts of this diary I had around
+my waist, and some in a roll which I had sealed. I waited
+twenty minutes from my hiding place outside, disguised and
+ready. Should we start or was it another failure? Then two
+highly-nervous figures passed at a quick walk, or run, beckoning
+us to come at once. At the last moment they abandoned
+all our careful plans, why, I never found out. I told them to
+wait a second and watch, as we heard sentries. They did not.
+We risked it. Half a word to the others and we were down the
+rope. I went first, then came the colonel dangling two legs
+in the air in great style. We waited at the foot of the rope
+while people passed. After a terrible delay Gardiner's little
+stout figure appeared on the rope going round and round. I
+reconnoitred and went ahead. Doust and Castell had simply
+sprinted on ahead rather panicky. I set out to track them.
+The others walking together tracked me. At last the two
+appeared, and Doust on seeing me started at a run evidently
+thinking me a German or sentry. It was awfully funny. I
+called to him to walk quietly, but he could not. His was just
+the way to attract notice. He led us miles round the seashore,
+and many people regarded us wonderingly. Finally,
+in reducing our going to a normal walk, we lost Doust altogether.
+At last when we reached the most glaring quarter, to
+our horror he came out in the main streets. Some one asked
+for a light. I went on.
+
+The night was rainy and sticky, and what with two suits,
+a heavy trench burberry lined, and with about ten pounds of
+food, I developed a most awful stitch in my side. The weight
+of my coat I estimate at twenty pounds. The others felt the
+walk less, but then I was a much older prisoner, and had been
+solitarily confined for weeks and weeks, often without stretching
+my legs. More than one policeman looked at me. I wore
+a fez, and at last Doust walked more slowly. With my
+burberry on and field cap I passed as a German. While
+carrying my burberry on my arm and wearing a mufti jacket
+and fez, I passed for a local inhabitant. We adopted our own
+pace and walked on opposite sides of the road. The colonel
+most kindly changed coats with me, his being much lighter.
+In the heart of the traffic by the tramway at Sedkigevy,
+Doust stopped us to sign some document purporting to be
+that he had helped us to escape, so he said! He gave us a box
+of wedding cake at the same time, for he had been married
+on Christmas Day. We put our names on the paper without
+reading it as we were under every one's eye. Rather an unnecessary
+and totally unwise procedure I thought. We were
+now nearing Galata Bridge. Passing Maritza café, now dark
+and gloomy, I jocularly suggested a drink. It was, of course,
+closed. Doust shook hands and left us. Castell had gone
+ahead it seemed, and ought now to be paddling about disguised
+as a boatman near Galata. Early that evening he had
+sent some one ahead with some bribes for the Turkish water
+police, whose duties were to examine any one leaving the jetty
+by Galata Bridge. The German guard also was informed that
+some German officers were coming over to the _Korkovado_. I
+now walked on a hundred yards ahead alone, with a good
+Prussian swagger, wearing my burberry and cap. A Turk or
+two saluted me, and some Germans also. But one of the latter
+came boldly up to me and I thought I was discovered. The
+Germans would be the last to let us escape, although they often
+sympathised with us. I pretended, however, I was in a great
+rage. I roared out in German for a boat for the _Korkovado_,
+and spoke sharply to the police, asking them if they had nothing
+to do. The fellow then stopped, turned, and strode off on the
+regulation beat. A boat now came out from the ruck with
+several others behind it. I recognized Castell disguised as a
+ferryman, and got aboard.
+
+A few moments afterwards, what seemed ages to me, the
+other two appeared, the police regarding us all. We pushed
+off. The water was choppy even here. We passed the _Korkovado_
+in the dark, the anchored boats, and what appeared to be
+a guardship. Here certain boats were challenged. Castell
+earlier in the evening by lying off for some time near these
+boats, had heard the password given by other boats on going
+past this point. He now used it once. As the water moved
+behind us, one felt that one was at last committed to the
+attempt for good or bad. Stamboul was behind us. We had
+now actually reached the Marmora Sea by steady rowing. It
+was about 8.30 p.m.
+
+We had purposely not conversed until we were away from
+the jetty, and now took stock. Our dismay may be imagined
+when we found the money had not been brought, and for which
+we had given cheques. The boat we had bought. The lifebelts
+had been forgotten. I had said we couldn't start without
+them. In fact, these and buckets for bailing I had repeatedly
+asked for, and was assured they were there. There was no
+spare mast, one faulty rowlock, a chart and telescope. We
+might have been going on a voyage of discovery to a new
+America!
+
+I put the wedding cake down near our seat, and four dozen
+eggs Castell had brought were placed on another. Castell and
+Gardiner and I alternately sat on these. In fact the boat
+seemed full of eggs, and we joked about poultry farming.
+Only two loaves had been brought. Then I sat in some more
+eggs that were covered up by a coat.
+
+We were now a mile or more out in a dark heaving sea, at
+this stage about a foot of water in the boat, which plunged
+violently especially as Castell's oars were generally in the trough
+of the sea just at the wrong time. By the light of our lanterns
+it was a queer show altogether. Gardiner moved about in
+a most unsteady fashion, with wedding cake sticking to his
+clothes, and we were all over egg. I fell to eating them raw.
+Ever since the sporting days of my youth I have liked eggs.
+The others chaffed me about this, and we became quite jocular
+over the whole show. The wind and sea now made progress
+difficult. I opined that if we didn't get on, the commandant
+at dawn would see us from his window. Castell had told us he
+knew everything about a boat. In fact, he knew extraordinarily
+little. He assured us that when we got out a bit more
+the wind from the Bosphorus would enable us to hoist a sail.
+We were a long while getting there, and more than once were
+very nearly upset. The swell increased tremendously. One
+second we saw the gloomy form of mosques and minarets, and
+lights, the next we were in the trough of the sea.
+
+I had had the rudder, but now started to bail out with
+small tins. It was useless to be angry with our well-meaning
+friends, but to put it simply, the whole _bandobast_ was a horrible
+"let down." I have before been in a storm without a bailer,
+which had been washed overboard, and almost lost my life
+through the same cause. Gardiner nearly fell overboard more
+than once in shifting about. I was trying to bail with one hand
+and keep the boat's head on to the sea, eating eggs in spare
+seconds. The boat rose and fell and plunged severely. Suddenly
+Castell's oars fell plop into the sea, and he vomited
+frightfully. Here was our skipper sea-sick! I am afraid I
+was bad-mannered enough to laugh outright. Colonel Newcombe
+joined in. Gardiner was silent, we learned why a few
+minutes later. Colonel Newcombe pulled splendidly for some
+time, and then I, and then Gardiner. The colonel and I
+bailed with all our might, bailing out eggs (the bad ones
+floated), wedding cake, cheese, and all kinds of garments.
+The boat was like a horse out of control. And filling rapidly.
+Gardiner couldn't get both his oars into the water at the same
+time, or if he did they fouled his knees, and his legs beat the
+bilge and air trying to recover his balance. Then Colonel
+Newcombe took the oars again, and we got along, although
+slowly. Subsequently our skipper decided on the sail. We
+ran it up, and the boat sprang before the wind in a most
+enthusiastic manner. The boat, I have forgotten to note,
+was about twelve feet long, and, of course, quite open. She
+cut through the water at a great pace, the black waves rushing
+past us like snakes. We were heading, however, between Haida
+Pasha and Principo instead of the open sea, and we thought of
+General Townshend asleep in his excellent bungalow, and
+some one suggested we paid him a visit.
+
+[Illustration: LIEUT.-COL. S. F. NEWCOMBE, R.E., D.S.O.,
+WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH ME BY BOAT OVER THE MARMORA SEA]
+
+I suggested at this juncture that the Dardanelles were not
+in this direction. We tried to get her around, but the wind
+was changing and varied greatly. It now came on to blow a
+gale. There was nothing for it but to tack. Our tacking,
+however, was much like a political speech of Mr. Asquith,
+chiefly zigzag, without much progress. The wind beat us up
+to the Bosphorus, and one tack very nearly landed us on a buoy.
+We were driven in the wrong direction, and I prophesied we
+would ultimately land in the Sultan's kitchen. Poor Gardiner
+now became very sea-sick, and said things to me for eating
+eggs. I said I enjoyed them, and that as a matter of fact I
+hadn't been able to afford eggs for ages.
+
+Suddenly there was a loud report, as if some one had fired
+from close by. The boat nearly upset. We shipped a heavy
+wave that broke over us, and something wild and heavy
+smothered us. It was the sail. The mast had broken off
+short above the stays. We were very nearly wrecked, for the
+boat was heavily waterlogged and still leaking horribly.
+Hitherto our pace had kept her going. We all bailed for life,
+then Newcombe and I took the oars. There appeared to be no
+spare mast or cord. Then we bailed for life, while the colonel
+pulled magnificently.
+
+When he was tired I took over, and found that, notwithstanding
+my back, I could pull fairly well.
+
+To attempt to go on was ridiculous, even if possible. It was
+freshening to a heavy gale outside, and we had taken about two
+hours to get two or three miles. Castell proposed landing at
+Haida Pasha and walking to the coast, which, of course, was a
+most childish idea, meaning a huge and unnecessary march without
+arrangement. I proposed we all returned and got a place of
+hiding until a proper _bandobast_ could be made. This had
+been faithfully promised us. It now appeared, however, that
+there was no arrangement made, and we were advised to go
+to Doust's house. This we all refused to do, as he was now a
+married man. We begged hard for some other hiding-place
+until a plan for escape could be made, but nothing seeming
+possible without implicating women, we decided to return.
+
+Sadly we put the boat about, and made for the lights of
+Topkana. The water literally poured into the boat. After
+several narrow shaves we regained Galata Bridge, but instead
+of returning to the same jetty, I decided to cross under the
+bridge, and disembark the other side. This we did without
+mishap. Rendered bold by disaster, we were rash to the point
+of recklessness, and I set out to get a carriage, leaving the others
+by the quay. This I did by haranguing an Armenian driver in
+broken Turkish and German. He was to drive us back to the
+Arc Serai, a military quarter not far from Psamatia. The
+others clambered in with me.
+
+We left Castell to do as he liked with the boat. Short of
+encumbering our English friends there was nowhere to go,
+although we had been assured there would be when we started,
+and we all realized only too well the double difficulty of making
+the opportunity of getting out of the house coincide with that
+of getting right away. We thanked Castell and said "good-bye."
+I first took the precaution to indicate the line of defence
+in case we all came up for trial about the letter.
+
+We drove past police and sentries without mishap, and I
+thought how easy it would have been to have gone the same
+way.
+
+The question now was how to get back to garrison. The
+colonel advocated driving to the commandant and saying we
+had been out for a "nuit joyeuse," a sort of supper and dance
+programme, in fact. Gardiner, on the other hand, advocated
+"benefit of clergy." We were to walk to the house of the
+Catholic padre, who had been very good to us, and get him to
+take us back like prodigals. Both of these courses I thought
+unnecessary, and determined to try to get back undiscovered.
+
+We passed many police and sentries, who came out to look
+at us, but we kept talking French, and except for a _chokidar_,
+who followed us and kept hammering the street with a stick,
+and who eyed us most severely, we arrived at the back entrance
+without incident. I left my friends behind and reconnoitred,
+intending to get back if possible over the roofs. To my great
+astonishment, however, the rope was still there. Now, before
+starting, I had asked our friends left behind to pull the rope up
+between one-half and one hour after we had left. The reason
+was that I didn't want the rope discovered at dawn or by some
+night watchman, thus advertising the escape. And if, on the
+other hand, the strong cordon of police and guards round
+about the camp rendered escape impossible, we should be glad
+of the rope. It was, however, now long after midnight.
+
+I asked the colonel to be especially cautious, as I felt certain
+there must be some reason for the rope being there.
+
+He climbed up, leaving his coat with ours, which we tied
+with the end of the rope. In getting up, however, his foot
+went through a pane of glass. But he arrived at the top,
+peeped in, and said there was no posta, and the road was clear.
+Gardiner and I arrived up, in fact I helped him over the wall,
+as I found his nose, hands, and feet all together within a few
+inches of the top as he had tried to scale the wall like a steeplejack.
+He went inside and I remained to bring in the rope and
+coats. Laden with all these and twenty feet of rope I was just
+about to enter the door, when I saw a Turkish posta returning
+up the stairs. It afterwards appeared that he had been sent
+on duty shortly after we escaped, probably by a secret order
+of the commandant, and had only gone downstairs for a
+moment to see what caused the falling glass.
+
+Dropping all my kit and the rope on the landing, and closing
+the door, I rushed downstairs as if coming from the Russians
+above, shouting that some one was ill. I managed, of course,
+to collide forcibly with the posta, knocking him and the lamp
+downstairs. While my friends arranged his injured feelings,
+I made for my room, tore off my clothes, and got into pyjamas.
+
+It was now necessary for some one to go down the rope
+again to get some coats and disguises which had fallen down
+through some one's tying them to other coats in the loop
+instead of on to the rope. The colonel very sportingly insisted
+on going down the rope while I, in bare feet in the
+thinnest of pyjamas, made a violent demonstration downstairs,
+saying I insisted on going to the shops to get some brandy
+for an officer who was dangerously ill. As I expected, the
+posta downstairs, thinking I was escaping, called his friend
+from above, who came down, leaving the road clear. They
+both hung on to me and drew their bayonets. I managed to
+delegate one to ask the commandant for special leave, while
+the other was compelled to remain at the front door.
+
+There is nothing like thoroughness on these occasions.
+This gave them a good fifteen minutes to get the coats, and
+hammer up the door, which had been hanging by a nail. We
+made some hot tea, one of the most glorious drinks of my life,
+and, quite exhausted, slept. The last words I heard when
+going to sleep were from Colonel Newcombe, who said, "For
+Heaven's sake let us never mention escape again." But an
+hour before the dawn he and I were both at work with a small
+hammer inside our charcoal cupboard, hammering a hole
+through the wall to next door, which we believed "to let."
+
+We worked at this the whole of the following day, and
+except for the sentries being on duty permanently outside our
+door, no one visited us the whole day. This shows how well
+the plan for having a good start would have succeeded.[2]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+DISCOVERY OF THE LETTER--BRUSA--COURT-MARTIAL--LIFE
+IN A STAMBOUL PRISON--POLITICS AND INTRIGUE
+
+
+On the day following this, extra sentries were put on us,
+and all privileges stopped. Nothing was known, but
+it appeared that Fauad was suspicious, and had
+probably informed the captain of the guard. He was more
+importunate than ever for money. The crisis was precipitated
+by our discovery that he had appropriated large sums of
+money for cheques given to him by other officers. He said
+that the censor had become impatient, and that he had had
+to be paid with this money. I got Fauad to come to our room.
+I proposed to buy the letter off him, as it was stamped. He
+first swore that he had the letter, and on our producing the
+money, some only of which we wanted to give him, he started
+to blackmail us by refusing to say where the letter was until
+he got the whole sum. It ended up by me closing the door
+and saying I wanted the letter and proposed to take it. He
+was a tall but sloppily built fellow, and after a straight one
+on the point of his chin I back-twisted him over the iron bed.
+We searched him, but found nothing. It was at this point
+when he said the letter was known about, and when it seemed
+he would betray us in any case, that another officer caught
+him by the throat. But he managed one wild yell, which
+brought up the sentries. I was marched off with fixed
+bayonets for about the tenth time in my career as a prisoner
+of war, but had time to hand my pocket-book and papers to
+a friend before this happened.
+
+The commandant kept me waiting a long time, and, of
+course, the letter was produced, but not a word was known of
+the escape. I believe they sent urgent telegrams to the
+mouth of the Bosphorus police, so that if we had actually
+got away to the Dardanelles, fortune would have assisted us
+with an extraordinary false scent. In the meantime, the
+commandant's wrath was terrific, in fact, as I explained to
+him, it was rather unnatural, seeing he had once said he would
+adopt me as his nephew. But, alas, he was beyond a joke.
+
+I was remanded under a heavy guard, who inspected me
+about every five minutes, so that work at the hole had to
+cease, and two nights after, we were carpeted before a Court
+of Inquiry consisting of the commandant, another officer,
+and some one from headquarters. As we didn't know
+whether the letter actually existed now, there was no point
+in saying much. But the colonel, when asked why he wanted
+to go out, said "Pour une nuit joyeuse," comprising, presumably,
+a dinner at the Tokatlion and a fairy row on the
+Bosphorus. His countenance, however, and mine also, fell
+when the commandant produced the letter, all about our
+roubles and lifebelts, and the way to Russia. But when the
+commandant jeered at the colonel as being too old and past
+his prime for such undertakings, I laughed out aloud, for on
+our actual show, so far as physical serviceability went, the
+colonel was worth about six of us.
+
+At the inquiry the others left the affairs to me. The net
+result was that by evasive answers and careful admission we
+were able, while sticking completely to the truth, to save
+the escape from being divulged. At the beginning of the
+inquiry we thought they had found out from Castell, who,
+we were informed, was under arrest. Our fears were allayed
+and our cautions justified when it turned out that nothing
+was known.
+
+One was amused at hearing the old commandant's boast
+about his having made it too difficult for us to get out.
+
+"Why didn't you start?"
+
+"We did not start for the Black Sea because you had got
+our letter of plans, and then it was difficult with our sentries,"
+etc., etc. So I replied.
+
+Masses of documents were compiled. The colonel was
+twitted about one so senior as he being led astray by me!
+And I was locked up.
+
+I had only got one message away, about trying to establish
+a hiding-place, and I feared I would be sent away now to camp.
+The others, after several false starts, left one night in a hurry
+with a heavy guard for Afion Kara Hissar, the camp away
+back near Konia. Col. Newcombe and I had patched up all
+sorts of schemes in the meantime. The difficulty now was
+how to communicate with him. One good scheme was by
+intercepting letters arriving from England for him after he
+had left, and adding words. In fact, more than once I took
+such a letter and extracting a bill, sent on news from England
+and from myself, which practice became general.
+
+A week later I was, to my great delight, examined by a
+doctor for my spine--a concession due to the kindness of the
+commandant, whom I played to across the road one or two
+tunes he had informed me he liked.
+
+One had to bank on there still being a soft place in his
+heart for me. But he resolutely refused to see me. I wrote
+him, saying he couldn't be more angry if I had got away; yet,
+here I was, and might I not be allowed to stay in Psamatia--my
+parole, of course, being impossible. I got no answer, but
+to my delight he followed Dr. König's recommendations for
+me to go to the baths at Brusa, the Generals' camp, the reason
+he gave being that my former General (G. B. Smith) had no
+A.D.C., and I might join him. I was paid up to date (Gelal was
+an excellent fellow in this way) and in the early twilight, one
+snowy morning, with my sad little bundle of baggage in front on
+a donkey cart, I set out with a heavy guard, who watched me
+every second. My guard had evidently had terrific orders,
+but I managed to implicate them into a fray with some German
+soldiers, who didn't understand Turkish or that I was a
+prisoner. One of them gave me a _Tageblatt_, which I returned
+during the fight with a letter inside for the Dutch Embassy,
+containing news as to my departure. This I hoped would let
+every one concerned know at once where I was off to.
+
+The steamer trip was wonderful after so many years away
+from a ship. I watched a German officer and a rather pretty
+German girl on board. They were quite polite, drank beer
+marked Münchener, and talked about friends on different
+fronts. It was roughish weather. We got to Panderma
+about 3 p.m., caught a tiny train that wound over pretty,
+undulating country for twenty miles, bringing us nearer and
+nearer to the snowy heights of Olympus. One and a half
+hours later I was put in a gharry (_quel luxe!_) and taken
+to the commandant, a youngish Mir Ali, who spoke a little
+French and tried to appear kind. Our _entente cordiale_ progressed
+considerably, he pointing out how he loved all his
+generals and other prisoners, and how they loved him, and how
+I must also get to deserve his affection, as he put it. He
+said we were all free, had a posta each--I already saw myself
+near Olympus, making a bee-line for the coast--and then he
+opened my confidential report from Gelal. The commandant's
+jaw fell, and he got black with rage at having taken me, as he
+said, for a _bon garçon_. I was, it seemed, a horrible "escape
+officer," and had come to stir up his flock to revolt, etc., etc.
+I should go to the bath only once a week, and not enjoy any
+privileges or walks, etc. Knowing the Turk by this time, and
+seeing much hope ahead, I said little. The generals were in
+what had been a hotel, and were divided into several messes.
+They had a garden in front of the house.
+
+Captain Goldfrap, whom I remembered from Kut, came
+to take me up to General Delamain, who was kinder to me than
+I can say. He gave me dinner and some cognac. I was half
+frozen with the snow. I noticed that his first questions were
+about his officers and men. The generals had been cut off
+for long from all the rest of the Kut force, and I enlightened
+them considerably. General Evans, made a brigadier in the
+last days of Kut, was still as cynical as ever. On this first
+night of comparative comfort, I also talked to Major Hibbert,
+whom I had had a little to do with when on General Smith's
+Staff. They were all very, very kind to me. I didn't say
+a word about escaping just yet. General Delamain talked
+to me quite a long time after the others had gone. He was as
+cool and unruffled as ever, and weighed the political news I
+gave him very carefully. He was very much more _au courant_
+than most officers through having read German literature
+"on the passing show."
+
+I rigged up a bed and slept. In the early hours of the dawn
+I felt more peace than I had had for years. Snow was still
+falling. I was very much impressed with every one's kindness
+to me, a subaltern, and, knowing how hard up they all were,
+decided to go on my own so far as possible. As I lay in bed
+shivering with cold, I found a figure rattling tea-things beside
+me. It was Namatullah, the faithful Mohammedan servant
+of General Smith, who had heard I was back. He was always
+the best of servants, and his delight at seeing me was a rare
+treat. Later I got a servant to myself from the camp. The
+escape got abroad the next day, when orders came that I was
+not allowed to go out. But the generals one at a time took me
+for walks, or went bail for me.
+
+[Illustration: HOTEL AT BRUSA
+WHERE OUR GENERALS, WITH THEIR A.D.C., SPENT THEIR CAPTIVITY]
+
+Life here was more possible. They had books and papers
+not so very old. They had had over two years of uninterrupted
+study, and were very proficient in acquired languages. General
+Melliss I thought more aged than the rest. His captivity sat
+heavily upon him. He also was extremely kind to me, in fact,
+I might say that one of the most wonderful experiences of my
+many and varied phases of captivity was meeting these senior
+officers of our army in captivity. More than ever I saw deep
+into those traditions of the old British Army, where efficiency,
+quietness, and comradeship took first place. I felt that for
+these men captivity was even more serious than for me, for,
+although their careers were more or less perfected and mine
+broken off sharply at its beginning, still they had so much less
+time left.
+
+I am writing this part in Brusa, some little time after, and
+want to give first place to this important record. I am tempted
+to remark with Stevenson on the glories of old age. Youth
+is uncharitable to youth, so coltish and impatient with shortcomings,
+and so infinitely borable. My whole experience of
+captivity showed nothing to equal the brave resignation of
+these Christian men at Brusa, "their kindness and forbearance,
+their oversight of imperfections." And I had had the
+privilege of seeing their brigades in action, and knew them one
+and all by common report for men who would have had their
+own armies to command if they had been spared by fate for
+France. I only hope that if ever anything of all this is
+published they will not take amiss anything written herein.
+
+_Later._--Most of the notes of my life in Brusa have been
+lost. I must only record the gradual relaxation of my restrictions,
+and my earning, by good behaviour (!), the right to my
+own posta, who took me through the sights of old Brusa--for
+this was the former capital--to the Green Mosque, and sometimes
+away to the near foothills. Brusa is a smiling valley.
+The high-road was forbidden, and it was only when we got a
+new posta that we could go there.
+
+I discovered most excellent companions in Major Hibbert
+and Captain Goldfrap, who sometimes walked with me, and
+were most strenuous workers at languages. General Hamilton
+sometimes gave me tea and talked India and history, and
+General Smith talked chiefly fishing. He seemed much
+restored by his captivity, and walked at a tremendous pace.
+General Delamain I discovered was a chess player, and many
+were the excellent games we played together. He was very
+much stronger than I, but I improved, and managed to win
+about one in three later on, Queen's Pawn Opening being the
+only one that he ever succumbed to. We had frequent talks
+on politics and travel. He has many points of contact outside
+his profession, and is most exceptionally well read in foreign
+politics and international movements. On occasion at the
+football field I was sometimes privileged to discuss with him
+the larger game of chess that seemed to promise to pass from
+an apparent stalemate to decisive results. The collapse of
+Russia was now more than ever apparent. It was the fourth
+week of March, 1918.
+
+I had got to know Brusa fairly well by now with a view
+to politics, and had sounded many of the prominent Turks
+there. It was seething with sedition and readiness for revolt.
+
+Suddenly two pieces of news arrived simultaneously.
+Without notice I was ordered to Stamboul under a heavy
+guard, being told I was probably to be exchanged....
+
+And a heavy barrage of artillery had begun in France.
+
+After dinner General Delamain took me into his room.
+We had some Brusa wine and a long talk. He pointed to the
+paper, and said he believed the beginning of the supreme test
+had arrived. Facts following on this showed how right his
+judgment was. He was most kind, and offered to lend me
+money, for which I thanked him sincerely, but said I had
+enough.
+
+In fact, I told him I expected to be up either for a court-martial
+or else to be going home. We had a pleasant evening,
+and he wished me all luck.
+
+General Melliss also gave me a tin bath and some good
+advice. I collected orders for articles wanted for when, if
+ever, I should return, and left at dawn.
+
+The journey I made under a most undesirable character,
+called Mohammed Ali, a Turkish subaltern, thoroughly dishonest
+and treacherous, and a bully. We soon came to loggerheads,
+as I realized I would get no privileges from him except
+what I took. I was driven to the Brusa station in his gharry,
+for which he made me pay two liras. When we got to
+Modarnia I had to wait an age on the roadside in a biting
+wind. This, I remember, set my neuralgia going severely in
+my back. It was necessary to wait, he said, while he bargained
+for various hens and a lamb, which he proposed to turn over at
+a profit at Stamboul. Then, when I went for a meal to an
+exorbitant Greek, he wanted to stop my ordering from the
+waiter, even through him, and proposed to decide what I
+should eat, and this, when he proceeded on the usual presumption
+that I would pay for him. We did this on occasion, but
+the regular thing into which this custom had grown was often
+exploited against us. He ran up a huge bill of about two liras,
+which he was so certain of my paying that he started bullying
+beforehand. His face, when I didn't pay, was a study for
+Mr. Punch's artist.
+
+The sea ran high and our boat left before we arrived. I
+hoped for many things if we could wait that night in Modernia,
+what with communications and plans useful in case I returned
+to Brusa. No one had ever stopped there. As bad luck had
+it, a terrible little produce boat turned up late in the evening,
+and, with many cattle and sheep and hens, we crouched down
+from the wind. It was the third week in March, and at this
+season the Marmora can be very rough.
+
+White horses raced by, and cold spray dashed over us.
+Except in the sun it was almost freezing. We called at two
+or three little ports. The weather grew worse, and every one
+was seasick, including Mohammed Ali. It was a race as to
+who would be sick first. He eyed me helplessly. And, of
+course, no sooner had he been sick two minutes than I had
+a letter or two off. I felt sick, but was not actually so, and
+tried to hide it. Later, I was allowed into the captain's wheelhouse,
+and sat down. The sea was very rough, and got so
+bad that we had to lay to all night off an island, where we
+tossed and tossed. All the Turkish peasants, men and women,
+went through their toilet in the dark, and what with men
+smoking, women being seasick, and children--dozens of
+babies bawling their heads off--I had plenty of entertainment.
+I paid a lira for a place to stretch my legs and, later on, slept.
+Before morning I had appropriated a fat peasant for a pillow,
+in discovering which at dawn he was so honoured that he gave
+me some cigarettes. Here Mohammed Ali butted in and
+kicked him. However, I gave my place to him to finish my
+lira's worth, and at this Mohammed Ali became nearly mad
+with annoyance. During the previous day the cattle had
+stampeded from side to side, and as the boat heaved one went
+overboard, but was recovered. One was lost for good. More
+than once, when the tiny top deck was deserted except for
+my guard and myself, Ali edged away from the heaving side
+and eyed me most furtively. I saw what he was thinking of.
+I laughed, and caught hold of him, and he squealed and had
+his posta brought up. I informed them both that they must
+be careful, as the boat was rocking and the sea was rough and
+that one cow had gone overboard!
+
+The next morning we awoke to a magnificent dawn, and
+all was still. Across a silver, warm, and sunny sea we cut a
+gleaming path towards Stamboul. Land was scarcely in
+sight, and I was alone with the sea. Things deep down within
+one stirred with a sympathy now long grown old.... The sea
+and destiny and the secrets ahead of us, known only to these
+both.... Here was I, returning to Stamboul either to the
+wonderful far-away world that lay before April 29th, 1916,
+or to prison. I knew not which.
+
+At about 3 p.m. the minarets of Stamboul stood out of a
+glorious afternoon sky. I saw the scene of our adventure, and
+soon was ashore once more by Galata Bridge.
+
+Here I found a whole _posse_ of police to escort me, and began
+to realize I was not going back to London!
+
+On shore I found the most indescribable bustling in the
+streets, and newspapers and bulletins were being bought
+everywhere. My guard, and, in fact, several people, shouted
+out to me as we went on, that England was "biti" (finished),
+that our French front had collapsed, and we had lost 40,000
+in prisoners alone. This increased my guards' excitement
+so much that they walked at a fearful pace, and I told them
+that when their news was bad they went slowly, and when
+good they ran. This steadied them, and we clinked along
+over familiar streets, and I expected to be going to Psamatia
+again, but, instead, I was left with my guard outside the
+Ministry of War, in the large square known as Serasquerat,
+in the centre of which stood a very old tower, Yargun Kuhle.
+Here, after some delay, I was sent into a room, and some
+insolent Turkish officers gave contradictory orders. My kit
+was burst open and searched, and anything like a knife or
+matches, or razor, or even the commonest utensils such as a
+fork, were all taken from me, together with any written
+matter or books. Then I had another long wait in the central
+hall, while Staff officers came and went, all talking about the
+great news.
+
+I was dead tired and hungry, having eaten only an egg
+and some bread since leaving Brusa, thirty-six hours before.
+My back gave such trouble I could hardly sit up straight.
+Ultimately I was taken to a building called the Marhbesana,
+a gaol where military and civil offenders languished and died.
+I had heard a lot about the place. Four British officers had
+been in it and one had died there. It was half full of
+Armenians, who were spared until they divulged where their
+money was, or of officers put on one side by Enver, and of
+scapegoats, a few of whom, no doubt, deserved being there--excluding
+myself. I went along hard stone passages to a
+fellow called Djemal Bey, acting commandant of the gaol,
+who wouldn't say anything about me, why I was there, or
+what I had to do. I grew very tired and impatient at another
+long wait of over an hour, standing up. Then I was put into
+a room with an old Arab and a dishonest-looking civilian Turk,
+and a renegade Egyptian. I was to be left here "a moment,"
+so my escort said, as he went away, but the door was barred,
+and I realized that I was a prisoner in this wretched tiny
+dark room, with a window looking out on the passage and an
+appalling lavatory place opposite. A heavy guard on the
+door paced ceaselessly to and fro, and had strict orders about
+me. I was not to be allowed anything.
+
+The Egyptian actually made me a cup of coffee. He was
+a cross-eyed sort of chicken-and-egg lad one sees in Port
+Said, but I preferred him to the rascally Turk, who was
+from Rumania, a clerk fellow, who called me Herr Leutnant,
+and, when he wanted anything, Herr Hauptmann. Shouting
+and roaring went on between these people. I got
+a sort of tiny wooden frame down and tried to sleep. One
+couldn't walk or move about while the others were there,
+for want of room. The Arab was evidently a man of some
+position from Aleppo. He proved a fanatic, and prayed
+every half-hour on his mat, working his lips the while.
+He had all the fervour of the fanatic, and when he prayed his
+eyes assumed a Berserk look. I discovered him to be an old
+rascal, none the less. He gave me a little of his soup (gaol
+stuff), and then helped himself to some sugar and tea which
+I had brought in my pocket against emergencies. No one
+came near us with food all that day. I commenced to roar
+lustily through the bars. After some hours of this a man
+appeared the following day with some soup and bread at least
+twenty-four hours after I had arrived. My companions now
+laughed, and said I was to be court-martialled, and the old
+Arab, who seemed friendly with the guard, told me they had
+decided to try me for escaping, for sending letters home about
+Stamboul, and that they had got letters back from some
+"big men" in London to me which proved I had done so.
+At this I felt more resigned.
+
+The Arab then commenced in all sorts of ways to sound
+me about helping him. He wanted a large sum of money to
+let loose a conspiracy, something about killing the Sultan,
+Enver, and a few more. It was very difficult to talk with
+him, as I didn't know Arabic and he didn't know Turkish,
+and he would only trust one old inaccessible man, who spoke
+French, to translate. The scheme set me thinking. That it
+was partly a feeler I had no doubt, but I began to glean direct
+intelligence of many matters of intrigue in Turkey.
+
+All the elaborate caution of the East this old Arab showed
+when we talked together, pretending he was discussing food,
+and we had often to wait for hours until the others were
+asleep. This was March 27th, my birthday, and a terrible
+one it was. I felt very unwell. There was no food. I had
+no access to any one to ask for food, and my polite notes to
+the commandant were ignored. I managed to get a paper,
+and the news from France was bad. The German offensive
+was sweeping everything before it.
+
+My guards and gaol companions amused themselves by
+showing literally how Germany was now walking over the
+French and us. I, however, awaited the counter-offensive,
+if we were not too broken, and, in any case, the moment
+when the German advance must be outdistanced owing to
+the elaborate communications required for pushing on the
+great masses of men and materials of modern war. It was a
+most miserable birthday, but in the evening we had a side
+show, which I encouraged. The Turk slammed a door on
+the Egyptian's heel, and then, in a second, the latter, who
+had been very forbearing, was at his throat with one hand
+and tried to brain him with an iron off the bed with the other.
+The Turk produced a knife. They fought, and knocked over
+the table. The old Arab came in to separate them, and got
+embroiled himself.
+
+When the show was at its height and the guard came in, I
+stepped out and got a note on to a shelf in the washing-place.
+This was for a poor little subaltern of the R.A.F., who had
+been hauled into a room near mine, only he had some air and
+a good view of the Bosphorus. Thus correspondence started.
+I had had it ready, and when all the doors opened to see the
+fun I shouted a word to him. We exchanged notes in this
+way, although it took a long time for him to find the place.
+We exchanged money and other things.
+
+The fight being over, our commandant came in. He
+thought I had had a hand in it, but the guard was loyal. I
+asked for a cell for myself. He was an inconsiderate beast,
+so I quoted the privileges of officers in captivity, and objected
+to being with an Arab and a Turk. The latter was eventually
+removed. Life went on. The plot of the Arab proved very
+subtle. He wanted an aeroplane to fly with gold into Turkey,
+and his party would meet it at a certain place, and then
+presto! up would go any building or bridge we liked. I
+found out the two sides to the Arab movement, the _coterie_
+round Enver, the Armenian gambit, the German supervision,
+and the extreme precariousness of Telaat's position as Grand
+Vizier. The movement was quite widespread throughout
+Turkey, but it all seemed so futile and nebulous. There was
+no head, and corruption was on every hand. Three or four
+days afterwards, I saw Gardiner's face around the passage
+beckoning violently to me. With him here it was now apparent
+what we were up for.
+
+I got in touch with him by notes, and a day or so afterwards
+I was taken from my appalling room and put into his, a fine,
+large room, along a side alley and overlooking a courtyard with
+huge iron railings, but with a most magnificent view of Stamboul
+beneath us. It was a distinct change from the terrible
+place I had been in.
+
+Beneath us was another storey where the worst criminals
+were confined. Their lot must have been terrible. The tops
+only of their cell windows were above the ground.
+
+Gardiner had been hauled away from camp at Afion Kara
+Hissar for "escaping." This was all he knew. He had come
+to prison about ten days after I had, and had had a much
+better time. He had made some arrangement for getting
+food outside by sending out a posta and giving heavy backsheesh.
+
+Then, days later, we got the Kivas from the Dutch Embassy
+to visit us. He brought Yarmouth bloaters and tea and clothes.
+One day I bought a tin of cocoa, for which I paid £8 10s.
+After a few more days the commandant sent for me, and said
+an officer, who was interested in me, would like to talk.
+
+I found a very polite Turk in naval uniform, who was
+evidently out for news. I remembered having seen him with
+Germans on occasions. What did I think of Stamboul, of
+its beauties, of its buildings, of its future after the war?
+He gave me news from the Western Front, and let me see the
+papers, as the tide of war just then was much against us.
+Had I seen Enver in Berlin? (They had evidently been reading
+some of my letters, including some intended deliberately for
+them.) Who was Earl Grey, was George Lloyd related to
+Lloyd George, and was Fitzmaurice--a secretary to the British
+Embassy before the war--in position in London? I merely
+told him that I had only just commenced to get food, after being
+neglected for some days, and if he would get me permission
+to have a bath I would be glad and happy to help him waste
+as little of his valuable time as possible.
+
+This he did, and I was allowed to a bath--not my old one,
+worse luck!--close to the gaol. I also got a doctor to verify
+my former report to Dr. König that I needed baths, and there
+I hoped to begin planning again. On the promise of a consideration
+of these things, we talked hard. I told him I
+recognized he was out for news, of which I had none; but
+that, in other words, I was certain that unless Turkey made a
+separate peace she would have small say in any peace, as Germany
+would decide that for her. If she was for a separate
+peace, the time was now, before the counter-offensive began.
+I found out a good deal about the German hold on Turkey.
+With considerable cunning, the Commandant Djemal later
+confirmed my suspicions that the Turks, with all the capacity
+for intrigue for which they are famous, wanted to get in
+direct touch with England just to verify German accounts,
+and a strong party in the Turkish Cabinet was for this. Their
+motives were less those of _rapprochement_, than suspicion of
+their grasping ally.
+
+The bath I had every week, writing many letters about
+it beforehand, or it was sure to be missed. We were allowed
+to walk in the courtyard, a hundred yards long, every day or
+two. Scanning the bars, I saw some British faces there, and
+some Indian soldiers who had escaped. The R.A.F. officers
+were brought to the prison just to be interrogated, and, after
+a few days, went to a camp.
+
+Colonel Newcombe now arrived, and had the next room to
+us. We got in touch with him. He had just been allowed
+to go to Brusa with some other senior officers, and after three
+or four days there was brought here. He was most lugubrious
+about the French front, and said he feared Kemmel meant
+the collapse of Ypres, etc. We cheered him up, and sent him
+_yarhut_, the Turkish sour cream. He was most generous with
+the stores he had. We began communicating at our windows
+as we had postas on our doors. I now heard that Lieut.
+Sweet, who was to have escaped with me from Kastamuni,
+had died in Yozgad. He had been wounded in his escape.
+
+Fearing we might be separated, we arranged that the
+defence of the case should be left to me, as it seemed still
+uncertain whether we were up for trial of the letter--_i.e._, intent
+to escape--or whether they knew anything about the actual
+attempt.
+
+Some days later I was sent for to the Taki-ki (Court of
+Inquiry), some quarter of a mile off. They wanted to know
+whether the fourth officer--referred to in _the_ letter--was
+present. It seemed not. They then mixed up Galloway,
+who had given his parole, with another officer who had wanted
+to escape early in December, when the Black Sea affair was
+on, but not later, for the Dardanelles attempt. Galloway it
+was who had had a cheque stolen. My last memory of him
+from his former visit was that he complained of leaving
+Stamboul, which he liked. He had been sent for spectacles,
+but the Turks had sent him to bed in hospital, saying his
+eyes must be bad.
+
+I answered nothing. Lieutenant Galloway turned up
+weeks later, very indignant. He thought the prison much
+inferior to the almost absolute freedom at Gedhos, where
+those who had given their parole walked about practically
+free for miles.
+
+We others didn't sympathize much with his grief, but got
+ready another plan for escaping while in town.
+
+To our great amusement the parole wallas--those who
+have given their word of honour to the Turks not to escape--are
+infinitely touchy on this question, and prefer to call themselves
+Jurors, as distinguished from non-Jurors. We ragged
+them by pointing out that even a Bolshevik was only a non-conformist,
+and we re-named them the Abjurors, as distinguishing
+them from the Endurers. We heard that the Abjurors
+(parole wallas) on leaving Changri had been persuaded to
+"abjure" by promises of "palatial dwellings in Smyrna."
+These turned out to be huts at Gedos.
+
+Then the trial started. The other two were had up
+separately. They said I wrote the letter, that it was entirely
+my plan, although they were coming, and how only I had
+managed to get the information it contained, and that the
+whole plans were left with me.
+
+I went the next day, realizing I could postpone the trial
+if I wanted to. A colonel and four or five other officers were
+assembled around a table, and a very decent Turk, Ali Bey,
+who spoke excellent English--was a graduate of Edinburgh--talked
+to me. They were all most deferential, and I seemed
+rather a character to them. Many of my letters sent back
+from the Censor lay on the table. I explained that I could
+quickly tell them all they wanted to know, but wouldn't say
+a word until they realized I was a British officer, and before
+trial wanted some fair play. I wanted baths and massage
+for my spine. There were my medical certificates to prove
+this. I wanted food.
+
+The therapeutic baths lay in Pera, far-famed Pera, which
+included the church, the Embassy, the baths. The latter
+gave me rest, and also chances of getting a _bandobast_ for
+escaping, if necessary, alone. I actually got the court's leave
+to go here, after refusing to say a word. An hour or two
+afterwards I was striding along Pera with a military policeman
+at my heels. It was such an exceptional thing in these days
+to be allowed out from the gaol that my guard was impressed.
+We found a bath the other end of Pera, a poor enough establishment,
+but one of the few places where one could get hot
+water. From here one managed to send out a note or two,
+although at first my guard wouldn't allow me to speak to
+any one alone. The bath people were awfully afraid, but I
+paid them well, and little privileges like a note to the Embassy
+meant cheques cashed and food available. The Germans
+were now nearly at La Fére, and the public grew more timid
+accordingly.
+
+On my way back I was stopped at Galata Bridge by a tall
+figure in mufti. The voice sounded strangely familiar. It
+was Forkheimer, an intimate acquaintance of mine at Cambridge
+before the war. We had often canoed up and down
+the Cam, and had played some keen tennis together. I
+had missed keeping an appointment with him in Leipzig in
+1914, and had been invited to visit him in Vienna. Had he
+been fighting? Yes! being a German-Austrian, _natürlich_, a
+captain of cavalry, he had had his portion of it all on the
+Russian-Austrian front. There was no time to say anything
+else but give me his phone number.
+
+On returning to the prison I found our room had been
+changed, and of all people in the world I met there, Vicomte
+D'Arici, my Italian friend from Kastamuni. He had been
+brought to gaol for trial. He was a brave man, well read, an
+excellent linguist, and had done foreign secret service for
+Rome for years. He knew of people I had known in Germany.
+In fact, it was the most exquisite good fortune that brought
+us together in prison when the one aim of the commandant at
+Kastamuni had been to separate us. We talked German day
+and night. He was up for being in possession of plans of the
+Dardanelles forts, and of all kinds of intelligence which he had
+gathered at Adalia, where, being free for many months after the
+outbreak of hostilities, he had been in a position to do this.
+He had, I understood, got quite a lot through to the Italian
+Foreign Office.
+
+Nothing but the barest reference to the adventures and
+intrigues that now followed is possible in this diary. He was
+still carrying excellent information of the internal state of
+Turkey, the army and navy, the inner politics, the German
+supervision. Through him I got acquainted with one De Nari,
+an Italian engineer of great influence and power and ability,
+a prominent man in the Committee of Union and Progress,
+and a close friend to Turkey. By dint of much work I continued
+to pay bogus visits to a doctor's apartments beneath
+de Nari's, and the posta believed this was my dentist. We
+discussed politics, and de Nari, who was most hospitable and
+kind, gave me information over coffee and smokes.
+
+He was an intimate friend of Midhat Chukri Bey, the
+secretary of the Union and Progress, and of Telaat Pasha, the
+Grand Vizier. The latter was, it appears, quite interested in
+Newcombe and me, and had some idea of getting in touch with
+England direct. I had several offers made to me, and only
+too glad would I have been to take any offer direct through
+to our Foreign Office, especially as Telaat wouldn't trust any
+ordinary envoy from Turkey. As the Germans had all the
+codes, to begin _pourparlers_ by means of a prisoner would be
+the most secretive. I became quickly _au courant_ with politics
+there. I was told that when peace was in sight I was to be
+sent home with an offer. I did not, however, like the great
+influence that De Nari had in the councils of things, and it
+seemed that the whole cabinet was a mass of infidelity and
+intrigue. A few decided and definite men could have persuaded
+Turkey out of the war, and, personally, I think it a great pity
+we didn't bomb fortified Stamboul years before.
+
+D'Arici's wife had been stranded in Panderma, where all
+her goods were searched. I managed to get through to her
+some letters from d'Arici, and to effect her transfer to Stamboul.
+Moreover, d'Arici, sport that he was, had still with
+him some valuable plans of mines, and much secret information
+about politics with reference to Bulgaria. These he wanted
+to get rid of to his wife, and not to destroy. Having satisfied
+myself with his outline of defence in case things went wrong,
+I hunted and found his wife, after many adventures, in the
+heart of Pera. The guard followed, believing her the proprietress
+of a therapeutic bath. We had arranged a rendezvous
+in the waiting-room. I had to bring the packet back, as no
+chance offered for giving it, and it was, of course, certain
+death for her and for him, if not for me, to have been in possession
+of such interesting documents. I felt my weight of
+responsibility, but resolved to try again. The second time
+she was dressed quite differently. I found her flat, and racing
+up the stairs ahead of the posta, burst in and gave her the
+packet. She pushed this down her blouse, and the next
+second the posta very angrily forced the door open. While he
+was suspiciously looking around I bolted off again, and, of
+course, he had to follow me. My excuse that I was hungry
+was fairly feeble. Anyway he was appeased with a good meal,
+and I intended not to have him again if I could help. D'Arici
+was delighted, and I, on the other hand, now relied on getting
+away politically without escaping. The next day I got a
+private message from Ismid Bey, a tall, smart, and very
+modernized Turk doing A.D.C. to Djemal Pasha. He was
+very occupied with keeping up the importance of his chief,
+whose influence on the Triumvirate wavered at times. He
+had just returned from a voyage on the Black Sea, and in his
+cute Turkish way was most interesting as well as eager for
+news. He was half French. On entering he barked at my
+posta, who, startled and terrified beyond words at my claiming
+acquaintance with so august a person, literally cowed down,
+and waited outside.
+
+We were in the Florence Restaurant, and had more or less
+privacy. There I learned for the first time of the outer expression
+of Bolshevism. Everywhere around the Black Sea where
+he had been, murders had just taken place on a wholesale
+scale. He told me a story of his difficulty in getting an interview
+with people in the southern ports. They were invariably
+killed just before, the reason, he was told, being that any one
+who wanted to interview a man wearing a collar must be anti-Bolshevik.
+Ismid showed me excellent and recent photos of
+the French front, and assured me that from personal inspection,
+he thought the German _bandobast_ so gigantic and their defences
+so colossal that we could never get through. It was, however,
+all to an end. He wanted me to interpret to him the British
+official attitude to Turkey, and gave me to understand that
+for himself he wanted peace; in fact, he had just come from a
+peace meeting, but Enver was against all this. We had as
+yet no big victory in the West that might justify a Turkish
+_bouleversement_. He spoke of financial difficulties, and how
+much depended on a new arrangement of parties immediately.
+Djemal had quarrelled with the German commander
+in Palestine, and wanted Turkey to seize the whole of the
+Adrianople _vilayet_. In fact, against German orders he had
+insisted on a full Turkish Army Corps being stationed there,
+and he disliked the German military preponderance in the
+capital.
+
+As for the Russian Fleet, Ismid indignantly denied that
+they were German, and said the Turks had seized them on
+threat of engagement, as the Germans had hoisted the German
+flag on the fleet after putting German crews aboard. He
+despised the German as being too stolid to understand Turkish
+mentality. This bore out what he had told Newcombe, that
+the Germans imposed tactics of too high a tactical standard
+on the Turkish forces after Gaza. I got a good deal more
+information, which I hoped Newcombe and I might turn to
+account.
+
+D'Arici was amused at all this. We played bridge and
+plotted for more news. In the meantime I had visited Forkheimer's
+home, and persuaded the posta to remain downstairs.
+My life now was as different as possible from what it had been
+during all the preceding years.
+
+I cashed £50 in cheques a month, and got out twice or
+three times a week. Turks began to know me in the street.
+Forkheimer and I, seated on his balcony overlooking the
+Bosphorus, sometimes snatched a few short minutes from
+captivity. We both wondered what our mutual acquaintance,
+Goodhart, an American we knew at Cambridge, was now
+doing. His people gave me most excellent tea. I was much
+interested in the pertinacity of these good people in believing
+Germany was absolutely right in the war, and we quite wrong.
+One avoided as much politics as possible, but they were
+rather keen.
+
+About this time Colonel Newcombe and I formulated a
+scheme by which the British Government and our brother
+officers might be saved a considerable amount of money. The
+exchange at this time with the Dutch Embassy was 130, and
+in the bazaar privately as much as 200 could be got. These
+cheques could be exchanged again at a huge profit in Switzerland,
+and a great deal went into the pockets of foreign changers.
+Our plan was to get a loan of 10,000 liras a month, or 50,000
+in a lump sum from the Ottoman Bank on the security of
+British officers and approved of by the senior British officer,
+at the rate of 250.
+
+[Illustration: DJEMAL PACHA, ONE OF THE TRIUMVIRATE WHOSE A.D.C.,
+ISMID BEY, MET ME SECRETLY IN STAMBOUL]
+
+The _Chef de Renseignement_ of the Ottoman Bank was
+agreeable. In fact, the bank would have made largely on the
+transaction, and, while helping us by ready money, and saving
+the Home Government over 100 per cent. on the exchange,
+have kept it out of Germany's hands, and would not have got
+any meantime advantage, as repayment of the loan would
+have been delayed until after the war. Every one was most
+enthusiastic. Senior officers at Brusa were willing to support
+the scheme, but the Turks wanted General Townshend's
+signature. We drafted a letter from our prison asking for his
+support and approval, and, if possible, to enlist the sympathies
+of the Dutch Embassy where English cheques were paid only
+at market rate, British officers getting about one-third to a
+quarter value (exchange was 500 at the armistice). The general
+frequently dined in Stamboul, and had a launch at his disposal,
+so I was informed by a Turkish naval officer, who had been
+with him for some time, and although no doubt considerably
+watched, would have many more opportunities than
+any one else.
+
+After considerable trouble I managed to get a letter
+through to the general, with a covering one to be given to him
+at a dinner in Pera. The reply was long in forthcoming, and
+was most disappointing.
+
+General Townshend wrote through his A.D.C., pointing
+out that the Turks weren't philanthropists, and if the scheme
+had been thought practicable it would have been tried before.
+Still, one must suppose the general knows best, as he dines out
+frequently and sees quite an amount of Stamboul personages.
+
+I understand from de Nari, however, that General Townshend
+is more stalked than stalking. In a small photo of the
+general, with his A.D.C., Mrs. Forkheimer, and a young
+Austrian lady, taken on the rocks at Principo, we saw the first
+of our general for years. He looked extraordinarily fit and
+well. Some weeks later I passed him in Galata with an officer,
+and he looked exceptionally fit then. We envied him his
+opportunities, even if he were closely watched. Of one thing
+I was certain, that he either did not or could not know of the
+appalling sufferings and mortality of his division.
+
+About this time I received a kind letter from Lord Islington
+in reply to the letter I had sent in the water-bottle. It contained,
+to my joy, the signal I had asked him to put if the
+letter was ever received and dealt with, and contained also
+some personal inquiries about my health. This letter landed
+me in for another inquiry, which I survived all right. In fact,
+I pointed out that it was known in London I had been neglected,
+and so I was allowed to visit Dr. König again and extend my
+visit to the baths. The German doctor was now quite angry
+with the Turks. I got my bi-weekly bath at Pera, and built
+up a regular visit to certain places. De Nari and I were now
+well acquainted. He was a very able and strenuous worker,
+and although keen on Turkish affairs, and fond of Turks even
+to the point of being hand in glove with the Union and Progress
+party, he was a keen and loyal Italian from all I saw of him.
+
+Politics progressed rapidly. The second German offensive
+was well under way. So successful was it that, according to
+de Nari, my chance of going home on a special embassy grew
+less. The Turk in victory does not do himself bare justice.
+He revives instincts from his uplands in Central Asia. The
+Germans would be in Paris in two weeks, and Turkey would
+have back Egypt! etc., etc.
+
+This man, de Nari, was a type to admire. An adventurer,
+brave, fearless, able, far-seeing, yet with much of the gambler
+in his nature, he belonged to the strain of Italy's brightest
+history. I remember one day having left the posta downstairs,
+and I came up by another door. De Nari's tall figure entered
+the room where a piano and 'cello lay amongst his papers and
+plots. He pulled his small black beard, and said with an
+anxious sigh, "Eh, bien! Un jour plus!"
+
+I noticed a revolver in his hip pocket. This man had just
+been to a meeting with the chief spirits of the Union and
+Progress Committee, and had had to talk around the big
+heavy Telaat.
+
+Apart from our political moves I tried to the very best of
+my powers to persuade him to get d'Arici out of prison. But
+d'Arici's machiavellian spirit had so many ramifications that
+I think he was commonly feared by all parties. I knew him,
+however, as a brave and reliable man once one understood his
+code. He was still within measurable distance of death, yet
+he dared to give me written information to carry outside.
+This would have completed the noose, and I was fully conscious
+of it when I carried the packet around. In fact, the day I
+took it I had resolved that at any cost I wouldn't allow the
+posta to get it.
+
+[Illustration: GENERAL TOWNSHEND ON HIS ISLAND (PRINCIPO)
+WITH VISITORS]
+
+Great days. De Nari brought me messages from this Turk
+and that. I told nothing, but waited. I felt that with a very
+little the Turks could be persuaded to give in, and said I was
+ready to take their suggestions and to promise to return to
+captivity if nothing happened. But against all that the set
+Government party wanted, or that the Union and Progress
+wanted, was the solid rebellious faction without a head, some
+against the Germans, some against the cost of living, some for
+the old regime, some for Bouharneddin, and some for the new
+party. Turkey in faith and tradition is too disciplined to be
+Bolshevik. Otherwise her rebellious factions would have
+united and hurled out the war cabinet in twenty-four hours.
+It was on one of these factions I had stumbled through the
+old Arab in the prison. Their scheme had now grown to
+blowing up Bilijik Viaduct, thus stopping the German offensive
+against Baghdad, a wholesale slaughter in Stamboul (d'Arici
+and I resolved how in this case we would floor postas and escape
+in their kit), and the opening of the Dardanelles. The police
+were seething with disaffection. The garrison at the Dardanelles
+had quarrelled with the Germans there, and a hundred
+or so of the latter had become casualties. This was confirmed
+from several sources. We began to hope for a sortie of the
+Dardanelles Turkish Garrison. But the success of the German
+offensive nullified this. Then came more quarrelling about the
+Black Sea Russian Fleet. The Turks insisted on taking it
+from the Germans. The latter had long since altered their
+cry from Berlin to Baghdad into Baku-Bokhara, and here
+got at loggerheads with the Turkish advertised programme.
+Turkish finance was in a deplorable state. Everything pointed
+to peace. But the German management that had kept Turkey
+in so long was efficient beyond words. A little opening, a
+little altering of the disposition of troops, and Turkey was
+out. Such was the state of Stamboul in May, 1918. I went
+to tea on more than one occasion at my friend Forkheimer's
+home. We talked Cambridge and the phenomenon of war as
+if we had been back among the cloistral stillnesses beside the
+Cam. He told me frankly what state Austria was in.
+
+In the middle of all this political welter I was suddenly
+summoned to the court-martial. Arrived there one morning
+with my guard, I was shown into a passage, and the first
+person's head I saw among those peering around the corner
+was Castell's. He was heavily guarded. The place swarmed
+with sentries and spies. By making several requests in
+English and French I soon found no one there understood
+these languages. A little kitten had been playing in the room.
+I enticed it to come and talked to it and played with it with a
+piece of string. The Turks all became most interested, and
+thus talking to the little kitten I informed Castell exactly as
+to the stage of the case, and what was not known. I told
+him that it was my opinion nothing was known of the actual
+attempt, and that he must give guarded answers and evade
+every question that might divulge this. Our procedure was
+to avoid implicating the restaurant, who had had little or
+nothing directly to do with us. This I had purposely arranged
+beforehand. Also I wanted our stories to agree in evasion,
+as it was useless for me to evade one question, if he
+did not.
+
+He had, it appeared, been transported to Angora, and had
+been kept under the closest confinement there, until one day,
+when he was informed he was to go to the war prison at
+Stamboul for court-martial for assisting British officers to
+escape. He was thus dreadfully in the dark, and had an idea
+the whole scheme was out. The other officer had kept inside
+the margin of my statement, and I intended Castell to do
+the same.
+
+While keeping strictly to the truth in any statement, I
+intended to block and confuse their prosecution as much as
+possible. I now ordered Castell to abandon a scheme for
+hiding his identity which he had made months before. He
+was from Smyrna, and very little proof of his identity seemed
+forthcoming. He had intended taking the name of a British
+officer who had died on the trek. This was to save his neck,
+if imperilled, as he had some doubts whether, in spite of his
+British nationality, the Turks would not hang him without
+further ado as a Turkish subject. Much of Turkish justice
+depended on the state of the German offensive, which now
+seemed to have partly fizzled out. The Turks appeared to
+know it was the last bolt.
+
+I was taken into a room with even more officials present
+than before. The court arose and bowed, and I saluted them.
+They gave me cigarettes, and inquired of my bath. I thanked
+them, and pointed out that this happened to be a bath day.
+An old judge smiled amusedly, as if I had already been ordered
+to be shot and tendered a petition for reprieve on account of
+its being my bath day.
+
+They took particulars, and, showing me the letter, asked
+many questions at once. I informed the court, through Ali
+Bey, that I would do my best not to waste these gentlemen's
+time if they first allowed me to ask a question or two. After
+some discussion they agreed. Pointing to the letter, I asked
+if this, and this alone, was the only matter in issue, and if all
+questions and answers were to be concerned with it, or did they
+want to go into Gelal Bey's inquiry, and many other letters I
+had written? They looked puzzled, and would not commit
+themselves. However, after an hour of futile questioning
+about something or other in the letter, I gave them all kinds
+of contradictory statements and meetings with other persons,
+and about a dozen plans of escape, as if I were keen on making
+a clean breast of all my delinquencies. This they took down
+letter by letter, and, of course, actually found out on cross-examining
+me that these things related to other letters and
+other individuals, and led us into most interesting sidelights
+about our earlier letters to Bach Pacha, and Heaven knows
+what, but did not advance the case in hand. At last, mopping
+their brows--it was a hot day, and we had been at it over two
+hours--they said very severely that the trial was only concerned
+with the attempt to escape, and with the particular
+letter. This eased my conscience, as it cut out the actual
+attempt, and confined matters to the Black Sea affair. Except
+when they grew tired (I sympathized with them), they were
+quite pleasant, and my eyes pouring with water, an old colonel
+examined them, and went into an account of how his eyes
+had been similar once in the Caucasus. This I made lead to a
+digression on the war in the Caucasus and German propaganda
+there. (Germans were in hospital at Haida Pacha, with bad
+eyes, had they come from there?) We got on to the French
+Front, and the whole court crowded around to hear my opinion
+of the situation there.... I quoted the generals from Brusa,
+that they predicted an early dislocation of the German push.
+We got on to politics, and, later in the afternoon, after a most
+enjoyable day, marred only by the proximity of certain
+questions to embarrassing ones, I had managed to explain that
+the letter had been sent to Castell, c/o. the Embassy, as I
+didn't know his address. I had first seen him in church holding
+the plate. I didn't say where I had last seen him, which had
+been in the boat. Also I managed to save Doust, who had
+been a starter in the original scheme, although his name wasn't
+mentioned, by not answering, saying it was not decided as to
+who would go, but we had left a place for a spare passenger.
+As a matter of fact, one officer had changed his mind at the
+last moment. The Turks got to this point before at Psamatia,
+but instead of sending for officers concerned, they sent for
+Lieutenant Galloway, an officer who had given his parole, and
+was sunning himself pleasantly at the parole camp at Gedos.
+But as it was merely his travelling a few miles against a
+chance of Doust's neck, we three in the know were inwardly
+conscience easy.
+
+The Turks congratulated me on my statement and one
+called me a _shaitan_ (devil) to his colleague. I was to return
+to Brusa shortly, provided I answered the most important
+question. What matter? said I. Having answered so many,
+what was one extra for so great a boon? In fact, if they
+offered to return me to England I wouldn't mind repeating
+the whole performance. They clapped me on the shoulder,
+and then, amid a deathly silence, asked me to explain how it
+was the rope was actually seen down the wall. (They had
+evidently mixed up the occasion.) I said if they would produce
+the person who saw it I would endeavour to extract the reason
+from him, the wisdom of putting down a rope to escape when
+the plan had not only not been delivered, but, on the
+contrary, discovered.
+
+This answer delighted the old judge, who said I was
+_birinji_ (first-class), and wouldn't have me hectored further.
+I have forgotten to record that early in the trial they had
+admitted that Fauad, the interpreter, had played a most
+villainous game, that the letter had never been to the censor,
+that he had stamped it, taken it to a post-office to have a post-mark
+put on it, and then, tearing it open, had reappeared with
+it days later, saying it had cost him so many hundreds of
+pounds, etc. I now congratulated myself on having been so
+circumspective about the case, and that my opinions and
+theory had been so extraordinarily correct.
+
+A door opened, and then, after some shuffling, question
+two was put to some one: "Do you know who this is?" A
+screen was suddenly moved, and there I saw Castell, looking
+white and scared. They had got very little out of me as to
+our meetings, etc., and I had said that he was the man who
+took the plate round in church, and had been unknown to me
+before, and that I had been informed that he was anxious
+to escape.
+
+He looked helpless at being asked who I was, but the screen
+was hardly removed, when _I_ said aloud for Castell to hear,
+"Why, that's the man at the church; I didn't know him before
+then." The court jumped up, and guards came over to seize me;
+I hadn't been meant to speak, as they had intended asking
+Castell who I was, etc. But the opportunity was too good to
+be missed. Castell was much relieved at this satisfactory
+announcement, showing how little the court-martial had
+progressed with the escape proceedings. The old judge roared
+with delight, and altogether we were quite entertained.
+
+The proceedings had not stated what offence had been
+committed, although it seemed to embrace:--
+
+(1) My intention to escape with news, general spying, and
+"undermining the fidelity of Turkish guards" (?).
+
+(2) Castell's guilt in helping me to escape. He was
+technically a civil prisoner himself.
+
+(3) Fauad's guilt as a Turkish posta. He was wearing
+uniform.
+
+It began by my informing them these were not offences
+for which an officer, who had refused his parole, could be
+punished. It ended by my giving a general tirade on international
+law as regards prisoners of war, and showing that
+there were certain acts from which a prisoner of war could be
+restrained from committing, but for which he could not legally
+be punished. For instance, I might be much more useful to
+my country as a prisoner propagandist, and that with a
+sufficient audience of postas I might start a revolution. They
+were amused at this, and asked me what, from my point of
+view, would be a remedy for this? I suggested exchanging
+me!
+
+I had been asked by Gelal Bey to pay for the replacement
+of two of Fauad's teeth that I had knocked out. I agreed
+willingly, and now suggested that I would like him to carry
+this souvenir of his treachery. The court, however, said they
+would not require this, provided I did not regard him as a
+Turkish soldier, although he was in uniform.
+
+They shook hands with me. I had much cause to be
+thankful that the inquiry had been so unsuccessful in finding
+out more.
+
+I now returned to prison pending trial of the others. Castell
+was moved near me. This meant he was acquitted. A day
+or two afterwards the state of our rooms was so unsanitary
+that we feared an outbreak of fever. Castell left for hospital
+with typhus, and another man died. The smell from the
+drains and lavatories was overpowering. We were between
+this and the stench from the prisoners in the cellars beneath
+our window.
+
+Colonel Newcombe now went sick. His skin broke out
+into a fiery rash, which increased, and he felt unwell. I tried
+daily for three or four days to get some one to see him, but the
+commandant took no notice. At last one doctor came and
+said it was merely bug-bites. By dint of perseverance we got
+another Turkish doctor who ordered him to hospital, it being
+actually smallpox. The colonel went off very depressed at
+our dividing, as we had all sorts of plans on foot for an escape
+from Brusa. He hoped, however, to get to the hospital where
+his lady friends might be permitted to visit him.
+
+D'Arici and I now got down to work. I collected a complete
+compendium of news about the state of Turkey, statistics of
+the army, shipping, transport, exchange, loans, and especially
+inside politics. Dissensions between party and party were
+increasing daily, and now that the offensive, wonderful as it
+had been, was held up, the Turks on all sides were for peace.
+Yet the official hold continued.
+
+By intelligence of this nature, carefully corroborated and
+up to date, I hoped to be able to render some service to our
+authorities when, as I fully believed, we should come to enter
+Stamboul. As yet no Turk can believe this will happen.
+
+The others were sent to Afion. I continued on for a week
+or two. D'Arici and I had made great progress with our
+Intelligence. I loved to listen to his adventures and travels
+and his light-hearted view of life, including as it had for him
+great danger, varying discomfort, and uncertain rewards.
+Yet whether on a duel or trying to raise the wind, the artist
+was not far beneath, and he often treated us to selections
+from grand opera. His voice was an excellent baritone of
+great purity and power.
+
+With the other officers removed, I was now more free, and
+got into touch with two well-known English Levantines,
+Hadkinson, father and son, who were in the next room to ours.
+The former was a fine type of manhood, white-haired, and
+approaching seventy-five. They had been confined for over
+eighteen months as suspects in spying at Smyrna for our
+fleet. Young Hadkinson, the son, was much _au fait_, and helped
+me gather many facts about the course of Turkish politics
+during the war, and the many factions working secretly for
+the overthrow of Enver. We hatched all kinds of plots, and
+finally adopted a scheme fitting in with the old Arab's, by
+which a certain Turk was to be sent to Brusa to act as our
+messenger to and from Stamboul (it was only six hours'
+journey). Thus we could perfect our scheme. There are
+parts of these schemes and plots which it may be early to
+publish, but one startling proposition was for a certain powerful
+faction to open the Dardanelles to our fleet by a revolution
+among the Fort garrisons. It was amusing to think of me, a
+prisoner, carrying answers from and to Turkish generals at
+the head of many thousands of Turks in all the services, for
+a conspiracy to open the Dardanelles. Nor was this so unfeasible
+as it appeared. The army of the Dardanelles was
+anti-Enver. It was the Union and Progress Party alone that
+prevented every move. The movement wanted money, and
+was going to commence with a general massacre of the
+Turkish Cabinet. At this stage I left for Brusa again, the
+capital where many prominent Turks even then were in
+hiding!
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+BRUSA AGAIN--CHANGE ON WESTERN FRONT--STAMBOUL
+BEFORE THE END--POLITICAL MANOEUVRING--THE PRINCE
+SUBAHEDDINE--THE UNION AND PROGRESS PARTY
+
+
+Arrived I found my room next General Delamain
+had been pounced upon, and I took up my quarters
+with the other officers at a building known as the
+American School, in a garden high up above the town. Here
+some of the senior officers from other camps had arrived.
+They included Colonel Lethbridge, Colonel Lodge, Colonel
+Broke-Smith, who for a time had commanded the 10th Field
+Artillery Brigade in Kut. He was just the same cheery good
+fellow as when I had first seen him under fire, wearing a tam-o'-shanter
+in his bivouac at Azizie, seated alongside his slowly
+dwindling "peg." He grew more interesting as he got into
+the night, and the more interesting he grew the nearer his
+nose sank towards his glass resting always on the table.
+About 4 a.m., towards the end of his anecdotes, his nose
+generally peeped over the rim.
+
+I was severely watched, and not allowed much freedom.
+We had less restrictions in some ways, and some officers were
+actually allowed to fish. Most of us took to making rods and
+lines and flies. General Smith, easily the best fisherman
+there, made most beautiful flies, some of which he gave me.
+
+Major Hibbert and I shared a primitive rod I had brought
+back from Stamboul. I was allowed to go fishing once by
+mistake. Postas _shikared_ me so severely that I had little fishing,
+but my brother officers were most sporting and kind in not
+minding a little inconvenience. They, too, however, went not
+to fish so much as to get a walk three miles outside the limits
+tramped over for so long.
+
+We went to see the football twice a week, and on these
+occasions General Delamain and I sometimes exchanged
+political notes on Europe. The third offensive had begun,
+but changed immediately into a counter-offensive. I shared
+a room with a Major Julius, a staff officer of considerable
+reputation in India. It is significant that from some meagre
+news of cavalry and artillery movement on the French front,
+he calmly and deliberately prophesied that the great day had
+come, and an offensive would follow. It did. In a few days
+we had got Peronne, and went on and on.
+
+Colonel Newcombe arrived two weeks after me, and now
+came to my house. We worked letters to Stamboul, and I
+kept privately in touch with de Nari. This was expensive, as
+we paid a person's passage weekly, there and back, with a
+reward. The colonel now proceeded to lose his heart to the
+young lady who had nursed him in hospital.
+
+Communication to Stamboul from Brusa remained difficult,
+owing to the risk. Forkheimer had kindly written a note to
+the Consul at Brusa, and through this channel I managed, once
+or twice, to get communication through to de Nari about
+money and news, although I did not send any intelligence
+matter through this channel, as being unfair to the other side;
+and in fact I promised to that effect. The Consul's daughters
+were most sporting and kind. We met them, on occasion, in
+the bazaar, and Greenwood, who had now turned up at Brusa,
+and who had made much progress as a disciple, frequently
+did sleight of hand tricks over a basket of apples in some one's
+stall with one of them, thus getting a note through about
+Embassy money or something. I managed to get letters
+through to Forkheimer to recover for me a medical certificate
+which Dr. König had formerly written me, but which had gone
+astray, except one piece perfectly undecipherable.
+
+A Committee of Prisoners' Exchange now arrived, and
+we all fortified ourselves with statements of our cases. I
+knew they would prevent my going for political reasons,
+unless and until de Nari's schemes were ready.
+
+More and more I saw only too clearly how all other schemes
+and policies came back to the U. & P.'s programme. That
+notorious party, bad as it was, remained the one strong faction
+with anything like a programme or that knew what it wanted.
+It retained the reins of government merely because everything
+outside it was vacillating, indefinite, inarticulate; because the
+policy of parties that revolved around it was either tyrannized
+by intrigue or hampered by personal jealousies. And so these
+parties made no progress towards translating their general
+ideals into realities, but vaporized over their respective
+watchwords. For instance, the Itihad or Union faction was
+for bridging the artificial distinction of Young and Old Turk.
+They wanted a Turkey for all Turks. Another faction, rather
+a lesser circle enclosed by the last, was the Peace and Salvation
+Society which was for immediate cessation of hostilities,
+abandoning the scimitar for the wheels of industry and general
+social development. These dreamed of the Prince Subaheddine
+and wanted his recall. The Prince had had to leave Turkey
+at the peril of his life, and after doing useful work for
+us in Greece went to Switzerland. He seems an idealist of
+good intentions, and with a love of his country, but, unless
+under the shelter of our guns, to lack both the vigour, nerve
+and determination necessary to cope with such as Enver a soldier
+of fortune, Telaat a promoted telegraph clerk, Djemal a throwback
+to the primitive Tartar, all enjoying a snatched executive
+authority at the point of a revolver. There had been with me
+in the prison in Stamboul a Turkish major brought up for
+appropriating goods. From him I learned something of the
+appalling nature of the corruption in Turkey. Take Giahid
+Bey, for example, who was appointed to stop profiteering. He
+merely steered profits into his own pocket and that of Enver
+& Co. I heard from a first-hand source that on the second
+sack of Erzerum, property worth three million liras was
+divided between the triumvirate and remains invested in
+various countries against an international finance débacle
+later on.
+
+Take Jemal, the Governor of Stamboul (Commandant de la
+Place), formerly Enver's A.D.C., a man in whose hands rested
+the lives of practically all the political prisoners of Turkey.
+Not one spark of justice remains to such. Not only had he
+to fulfil the mandates of the triumvirate, but, outside that, he
+utilized every opportunity for his own advancement. That
+is possible in Stamboul probably more than anywhere in
+Europe, not even excepting Russia. To seek advancement at
+the expense of the public weal and justice, it is only necessary
+to enter the arena of intrigue boldly, and, armed with the
+possession of as many facts as possible of other intrigues, by
+a general compromise of blackmail, to retain this advancement.
+Added to which there is the difficulty of foreign policy, left as
+a most tangled legacy of personal intrigue by Abdul Hamid.
+The problem of Russia, Turkey's external fear both for Constantinople
+and her eastern flank, of the Balkans with their
+vulture propensities awaiting the fall of Turkey, and the
+necessity of Turkey having at least one friend in Europe,
+are a sufficient handful without the increased embarrassment
+she gets from internal questions like that of the Armenians
+and the Arabs. And over all these problems, without and
+within, mined like high explosives around every important
+structure of the State, there is usually flung the shadow of
+some daring ambassador presiding by intrigue and threat of
+application of the match. Wangenheim was such a one.
+
+One heard it said on every hand that our ambassadorial
+representation before the war was so weak that it flung Turkey
+into the arms of Germany. There must be some truth in this
+from the universality of its utterance, and yet imagine to what
+state a country, as seething with intrigue and corruption as is
+Turkey, must be reduced by being bombarded with the courtship
+of the leading Powers?
+
+The third German offensive now became our offensive, and
+once more the tide of battle ended in our favour. Once more
+on the French front we redug our trenches among the earlier
+dead. We seemed still far from getting back to England.
+The exchange that should have happened two years before
+has been held up partly by the instigation of Germany, and
+partly by the weakness of our own delegates on the Prisoner
+of War Committee in Switzerland, two or three years before.
+Eighteen months after Turkish prisoners in Egypt had got
+their treatment agreed upon, we were left _in statu quo_, and
+when we saw for the first time the regulations to which both
+England and Turkey were bound, there were outbursts of
+indignation on every hand. If our representatives on the
+Prisoner of War Committee had included some efficient
+soldier, who had known, by practical dealings, the methods and
+delays and subterfuges of the Turks, we would have had some
+safeguards, and it would not have been possible to keep
+British officers in underground typhus cells for nine months,
+awaiting trial for an offence of escaping, the penalty of which
+was only two weeks, and the inspection of camps would
+not have been a farce. For instance, a list was allowed to be
+presented by the Turks saying all camps had no complaints,
+when we had not even been visited up to date (July, 1918).
+
+At times I have imagined that the lot of imprisonment,
+such as ours, must have a purifying influence and help one to
+see beneath the surface of the passing show into the deeper,
+eternal currents that flow along translucently below.
+
+Sometimes, if rarely, I had managed to entice my posta
+above Brusa town and from a hill beheld the rising beauty of
+Olympus. Going to my bath on one occasion in the hot
+month of August, I was too tired and seedy to get there in
+time, and so, sitting down by the roadside where the more
+fortunate were allowed to walk daily, I wrote these lines--
+
+ SONNET
+
+ CAPTIVITY
+
+ One day I sought a tree beside the road
+ Sad, dusty road, well known of captive feet--
+ My mind obedient but my heart with heat
+ Rebelled pulsating 'gainst the captor's goad.
+ So my tired eyes closed on the 'foreign field'
+ That reached around me to the starlight's verge,
+ One brief respite from weary years to urge
+ Me to forget--and see some good concealed.
+ But skyward then scarred deep with ages long
+ I saw Olympus and his shoulders strong
+ Rise o'er the patterned destinies of all the years
+ Marked with God's finger by the will of Heaven--
+ Tracks men shall tread, with only Time for leaven--
+ That we might see with eyes keen after tears.
+
+ _Brusa, July 16th, 1918._
+
+But these moments were few, and the pressure of existence
+and shikar for food and money, and general bandobast of
+plots and plans and pots and pans engrossed much attention.
+The Austrian Consul's house I visited for a few seconds through
+the posta confusing it with the council offices. I usually
+arranged not to go to the house, but after I had built up a
+system Colonel Newcombe over used it. His young lady
+friend, who had nursed him in Stamboul, came on a visit to
+Brusa, and rendezvoused him once too often here. They
+confused him with me and I got punishment for both. This
+left Colonel Newcombe free still to carry on our plans, although
+he was very averse to letting me pay his penalty. Any other
+proceeding was, of course, futile for both of us.
+
+We had several plans, all of which failed. Then we
+decided to get back to Stamboul once again. So changed was
+the political outlook for Turkey that escape from there was now
+much easier, and to live in hiding was possible. He arranged
+to get there by the help of this young lady.
+
+The exchange selections of officers were made and remade,
+and finally all kinds of people were put down including one
+colonel who was hard of hearing, which he described as
+gun deafness. He managed to be deaf while his examination
+was on, but forgot not to hear when they said
+he was to go. We all did this more or less. However, I
+realized the board was all a hoax and insisted on going back
+to Stamboul for treatment to my spine, as there was no
+specialist in Brusa. By dint of great persistence I managed
+this. An interpreter, Zia Effendi, from the American College,
+Smyrna, I found deeply versed in politics, and although he
+was not reliable, was undoubtedly in touch with some movements
+and was useful to a degree.
+
+It was now August, 1918. The faster the Germans went
+back, the more the German alliance was criticized and the
+Government openly attacked. A financial panic occurred in
+Stamboul. Jealousies raged over the Doubrouja, half of
+which Germany gave to Bulgaria leaving the rest in abeyance.
+And Turkey wanted the Maritza even if Bulgaria had the half
+of the Doubrouja. Germany used this fact as a bribe. Then
+trouble commenced over Batum. Germany, in seizing Odessa,
+indicated her independence of Turkey on her way to the East.
+Popular feeling, that had only wanted a leading motive, now
+became articulate over this. Feeling ran high. Telaat went
+to Berlin, collecting souvenirs and welcomes from Bulgaria
+and Austria _en route_. There, as had been expected, Turkish
+claims were admitted after a theatrical tussle put up by Germany,
+on the condition that Turkey remained in the war.
+
+In the meantime Bulgaria began to plot to be the first
+rat from the sinking ship. The first rat has the best chance.
+
+Meanwhile Newcombe's plan to escape to Stamboul was
+difficult owing to the extra posta in the garden. This was due
+to the Consular affair. He disguised himself as an Arab, and,
+except that he walked as if in Regent Street, did not make a
+bad one. The plans he left largely to me. On my suggestion
+he kept to his bed for some days beforehand on pretence of
+being ill. Then, on the night, I rushed down to one posta and
+sent him off with a letter to the commandant. The other was
+suspicious, but after some scene I managed to cajole this
+fellow, Abdul Khadir by name, whom we all detested, and
+made my peace with him. Sincere acting was necessary as
+we heard the cracks of a tile, and I knew Newcombe would be
+caught if Abdul went another yard. I shook him by both
+hands and prevented him from going, telling him that now I
+had forgiven him. This was true. The man was a sneak in
+many ways and I took delight in thinking how I was enabling
+Newcombe to get away even as we spoke, and that it was this
+posta of all who should be on guard. Then Greenwood and I
+decoyed with several drinks of mastik, the curious people,
+including a colonel, who wanted to see Newcombe. I lay in
+Colonel Newcombe's bed at night. The next day I told the
+old Turkish officer in charge of the place that Newcombe did
+not want to see any one, which was probably true. (He was
+by this time well on his way to Stamboul.) I then got into
+his bed knowing the Turk, being suspicious, would come.
+Greenwood made me look like Newcombe's figure. Meals,
+half-eaten, lay by the bedside. I had eaten them so as not
+to let even the orderlies know. I heard the door open and the
+Turk peep in. A few groans sent him out again.
+
+The next night we had much to do with keeping abreast
+of the general curiosity. But it was essential to give him a
+good start. Then, the following morning, I took in to Colonel
+Lethbridge, our C.O., a letter of explanation that Colonel
+Newcombe had left with me for the purpose.
+
+Of all people it was I who was delegated to tell the Turk.
+In as many words I merely said the Colonel had fled. The old
+Turk screamed with rage and terror, seized his sword, put on
+his fez and jacket, and, forgetting his trousers, rushed outside
+screaming to his postas and looking under every bush.
+
+This continued at intervals all day. We all were locked
+up, but this only lasted a day or two. A few days later I got
+permission to go to Haida Pasha Hospital in Constantinople,
+and heard privately that Newcombe had arrived in Stamboul,
+and was in hiding through the assistance of his lady friend.
+Meeting General Delamain on the football ground, I said that
+I believed this was my _Heimkehr_, or in other words, that in
+any case hostilities were near an end. He thought so too. I
+listened to him on the military situation in France and Bulgaria
+and we discussed the emergence of new political formations
+in Europe, the new distribution of the balance of power
+necessitated by the hiatus of Russia, of the Balkans, possibly
+of Austria.
+
+We talked of the tendency of small movements to merge
+into large, of the awakening of similar thought in all men, of
+chaos revolving around chaos that could not become cosmos
+before the centre of political gravity were ascertained, and
+equilibrium adjusted once more. Looking back on captivity
+one felt that the change in one had become spiritual even more
+than physical. The pattern of destiny stood out very plainly
+for us all.
+
+We said "Good-bye," and that night my brother officers
+gave me an awfully good send off, and Colonel Broke-Smith
+produced an extra bottle of mastik. I had a long talk with
+our senior officer, Colonel Lethbridge of the Oxfords, whose
+quiet, restful attitude was still undisturbed. I left before the
+dawn in an arabana, some of my friends coming to the wagon.
+I felt certain this was the last occasion of my departing from
+Brusa.
+
+Except for one old Jew and a very pretty daughter on
+board the boat, the voyage was without incident. She sat by
+me, and after waiting an hour I managed to put a letter into
+her pocket when the posta turned away. She was to deliver
+it to Colonel Newcombe. Much depended on this.
+
+We arrived at Galata Bridge, and this time, different from
+the last, excited crowds were reading news of the victorious
+arms of the Entente. _Le Journal d'Orient_ spoke out plainly
+and bitterly against Germany, and was for a separate peace
+at once. Everything had changed.
+
+I was hustled to Haida Pasha Hospital and went through
+the same performance as of old, having my clothes taken from
+me with all my kit and food I had brought with me, and
+spending the first night in a bathroom. The noise was
+maddening and I could not sleep.
+
+The whole hospital talked of one, Jones, an officer of the
+Volunteer Battery whose guns I had brought back from the
+front line in Kut, at night, on a momentous occasion. I had
+heard before that he had pretended he was mad so enthusiastically,
+that he had gone mad in fact. He was now here
+hating Englishmen hard, and in fact it was dangerous for him
+to meet them. Most of the Turks said he was mad. I woke
+after a troubled sleep to the startling announcement by a
+Turk, from an adjoining bed, that during my sleep Jones had
+been standing over me silently for a long time. The repetition
+of this got on my nerves. He wouldn't sleep in the same room
+with an Englishman, so I moved to a large ward, where I was
+quite alone.
+
+In the middle of the night I saw a ghoulish figure, wearing a
+large, black mantle and with stark, staring eyes, stalking me
+from bed to bed. With all the uncanny anticipation of one's
+every movement that usually happens only in a nightmare
+he divined my every move, for I also tried to get to the door.
+Then I started to talk German. At this an attendant came
+for him. I breathed freely as he left. I thought what a pity
+it was after all my experiences to meet my end from a mad
+fellow-prisoner. After this he fled on seeing me, although I
+kept up the German identity. Then I got a note written to
+me from him, a veritable mad document assuring me he
+hated the English and that he feared I was going to kill him.
+This arrived just after I had met him in daylight. He wore a
+black overall, a yard of which he had picked into threads,
+which his busy fingers did incessantly. His hair was long, he
+wore a beard, and his white, sunken cheeks gave him a ghastly
+appearance.
+
+I had wished him a polite "Good evening" in Turkish, and
+then the note had arrived. I replied to it in German, and he
+replied again that he didn't know German, and if I didn't
+promise not to kill him he would kill himself. We met alone,
+and, in an extraordinary way, with some postas looking on, I
+discovered Jones to be quite sane.
+
+It is a wonderful story. I refer only casually to it here.
+From this moment we acted consistently when together, he
+pretending he hated all of us except me, and at periods even
+me, if postas were difficult. He had had a most lonely time
+for months. The strain had been awful. He had heard of
+my adventures and regretted, he said, that we had not been
+together in a camp to try some escape. He told me of his
+long story, commencing with spiritualistic séances at Yozgad,
+which the commandant attended, and how he had almost
+persuaded the commandant to take him to the Black Sea in
+search of treasure, the whereabouts the spook had revealed to
+Jones. The fate of the Turk before the treasure was found
+seemed to have promised to be a watery grave or bondage.
+That fizzled out, and then he and another subaltern named
+Hill, also pretending he was mad, acted with such persistence
+that they were finally sent for medical treatment to Stamboul.
+On the way they were spied on and Jones, besides pulling out
+all his teeth, had, with Hill, pretended to hang himself, kicking
+off from a table as they heard the guard entering. This, he
+explained, was necessary to convince the Turk. They had
+arrived in Stamboul a few months before. On the preceding
+Monday Hill had left on exchange and Jones, who had had
+to act he didn't want to go to England as he was a Turk, had
+either overdone it or else one or two Turkish doctors believed
+him more or less sane. There can be little doubt that more
+than one medical officer and possibly the commandant of the
+hospital, saw through Jones' pretence, excellent as it was.
+
+Some Turk suggested to me, with a most confiding smile, that
+Jones, in pretending for so long he was mad, was actually
+going mad, and by the armistice would be so mad then that
+he would have to be exchanged!! The _Chef d'Hôpital_, a
+very decent fellow, discussed Jones at great length with me.
+Jones, he said, would not return because he feared a court-martial,
+as one mule had had a grudge against him for getting
+his guns in a mess at Kut, and that as I had rescued him I was
+the only Englishman Jones would tolerate. The commandant
+was quite baffled about the mule, which, on inquiry, turned
+out to be Colonel Maule. On the plea that I was also down
+for exchange, in fact had passed both examinations for this
+in the hospital, and that I believed I could get Jones along
+with me if I said I would defend him and get him off at the
+court martial, the commandant asked permission from headquarters
+for us to go. Jones continued to make himself so
+troublesome through the whole hospital, knocking people into
+wells and doing and undoing jobs, that they allowed us
+together on the plea that we were to concoct a defence. Jones
+had already purposely written about twenty volumes of
+rubbish on this. He was a daring actor but not quite finished,
+and more than once I thought just overdid it before the
+commandant. Once alone over our law books, with a huge
+kettle of tea and some food from parcels that now were
+arriving, we talked of our plans and of his great loneliness for
+months. I knew more than he did of local politics, but he was
+very useful and altogether a first-rate companion.
+
+Mademoiselle X, Colonel Newcombe's friend, now visited
+me in hospital with another lady who had been kind on
+occasion. She showed me her engagement ring, and told me
+how the Colonel had turned up with a basket of fish after
+getting across the Marmora in a fishing boat, and had gone
+into hiding there. He seems to have had a sporting time of
+it and displayed considerable daring. I had posted him pretty
+well up to date with news for de Nari, and I now heard he had
+more or less supplanted me as to going home, owing to my
+disinclination to support any party programme of Turks or
+any one else.
+
+The next day I got out to Pera for my baths. To accomplish
+this takes hours of patient waiting for a chance to remind
+the commandant, and heavy bribery inside the hospital. I
+found that the city was seething with intrigue, that I was
+watched, that Enver and Telaat were preparing to flee, that
+Rahmi Bey, a clever but notorious Albanian at Smyrna, was
+trying to commence _pourparlers_. General Townshend who
+had, so the papers said, become Turcophile, and had frequently
+acknowledged his good treatment by the Turks, was now
+rumoured to be enthusiastic to go out with the terms of peace.
+His agent, the lady who had visited me in hospital, had now
+got more or less in touch with de Nari, _i.e._ my line of communications.
+I was sorry so many things did not seem understood
+by well-meaning senior officers in captivity. After some
+hours with my friend de Nari, the posta being outside, and
+reading between the lines, it appeared that certain parties were
+stalking Enver and Telaat, who now resigned. That these
+parties were stalked by General Townshend, and he, in turn, was
+stalked by de Nari representing the U. and P. and Italy.
+Some one was required to stalk him.
+
+The U. and P. were most immensely unpopular. Marshal
+Izzet Pasha, a soldier of standing, became Grand Vizier after
+Tewfiq Pasha, the friend of England and ambassador in
+London before the war, had refused. But while the U. and P.
+was supposed to be definitely ousted from the war cabinet
+that has brought and kept Turkey in the war, I found that
+their elaborate spy system had definitely obscured the political
+identity of certain politicians until then. These, wearing no
+outward badge but secretly U. and P., now had a preponderance
+in the cabinet, although not a heavy one. The _Journal
+d'Orient_ (run by Carossa, the millionaire) and the _Ak Sham_
+spoke out strongly for peace.
+
+We were now on the Somme and the Bulgarians were
+being hammered back. The dying cries of the _Osmanisher
+Lloyd_, a blatant Prussian paper that had crowed over Stamboul
+all the war, were very humorous.
+
+I went into town day after day. Regulations were relaxed,
+and although I had a posta, I was more free. The universal
+ruin that threatened seemed to invite every one to make a
+little backsheesh first. Day after day I saw Forkheimer, who
+was as kind and sporting as ever. He seemed to have no idea
+of the extent of the calamity that must threaten his country
+and Germany if, as it seemed, this was the end. He was
+disgusted at the state of Turkish policy and put me _au courant_
+with much news that helped me and could not damage them.
+They had seen a lot.
+
+It is now October 20th. Exchange is panicking, politics
+in a frightful tangle. The exchange of prisoners is hung up.
+Marshal d'Esperey, with British and French forces, is still
+thrashing the Bulgarians, who are reported likely to make
+peace at any moment. Other political parties here want to
+forestall them. Zia Bey, the interpreter from Brusa, has
+helped me to get in touch with the Prince Subaheddine's party,
+whose chief virtue is that it is opposing political profiteers.
+
+_October 21st._--I have seen Newcombe with his _fiancée_, and
+de Nari in the Petit Champs in Pera. The colonel came out
+of hiding and walks about free. I have seen a note in the
+_Journal d'Orient_ describing him as a Turcophile (at which he
+would be most annoyed) and saying that he had escaped to
+Stamboul from Brusa, and would follow General Townshend
+on a political mission. I now saw de Nari every day and
+realized one thing very surely, viz. that he stood to represent
+the interests of the U. and P. and particularly Italy. I saw
+most of his private communications from Shefkut Pasha and
+Midhat Chukri Bey (the able secretary of the U. and P.). He
+was more than ever concerned lest the _pourparlers_ should get
+out of his hand. He engaged the ear of the U. and P. in the
+cabinet, yet as an Entente subject resident in Turkey during
+the war, his path was more or less difficult. It seemed
+to me he was sending Colonel Newcombe with his, de Nari's,
+wishes, put as representing the Turkish Cabinet. He was
+largely interested in Adalia, the Italian settlement, and wanted
+at all costs to get that for Italy. We crossed swords in a
+friendly way over methods, and he realized I wouldn't carry
+his representation, which seemed to me unofficial and unauthorized.
+Nevertheless, Colonel Newcombe has an excellent
+understanding of the position here, and he does know what
+few British officers know, what is in the mind of the Turks.
+
+Turkey is outflanked. The Chatalja lines that held up the
+Bulgarian forces are useless against the concentration of
+modern artillery fire, and most Turks realize this. I knew
+from d'Arici who was there on the occasion of that battle, how
+easily the Bulgarians could have entered behind a heavy
+moving barrage.
+
+_October 23rd._--Townshend left a few days ago for Smyrna.
+De Nari assured me the public wanted to know what chance
+his terms had, and questioned me about the possibility of my
+taking other terms through after Newcombe had left on his
+errand. I pointed out for his sense of humour that in this way
+the whole remnant of the prisoners might ultimately get out
+of Turkey. He was a delightful man, and, with all his arduous
+schemings, had a large margin for laughter. I informed him
+that I had no desire to take through his suggestions without
+adding my own notes. I had now got in touch with the
+Prince Subaheddine's Party. They were sending a delegate
+to the fleet to try and get permission to send him to Switzerland
+for the Prince. I assured them that all their influential
+following would avail them nothing, but that on one condition
+I would get his embassy put before the fleet, and possibly
+take their delegate to London. Also that I was the only one
+who could do it. The delegate was to meet me in Smyrna in
+case I left first for there, which I expected to do any day with
+Jones.
+
+My condition was that complete intelligence on all matters
+financial, economical, political, naval and military be collected
+on the heads I gave them. The English governess of the Prince's
+daughter, Fatteh, unfortunately, I did not meet through
+posta difficulties. De Nari knew I was in touch, and
+hurried Colonel Newcombe off. I tried to put the latter
+_au courant_, but he was too much elated at his embassy to
+think of what it contained, and, after all, as he said, de Nari's
+party was a very real one, and a factor to be reckoned with.
+
+_October 26th._--I have omitted to note an excellent air-raid
+over Stamboul, the second of two attacks in the same week.
+About 2 p.m. from the hospital I heard the sound of explosions
+in Stamboul. People were running on all sides to get a good
+view of the attack, and the Turkish officers of the hospital,
+many of whom had not seen a shot fired during the war,
+rushed down below to their basement floors. They came on,
+a flight of seven very fast machines, and were met by a steady
+barrage, which began at San Stephano, and continued across
+Stamboul.
+
+Their bombing could be located by the white bursts. To
+my delight they seemed quite close to the Ministry of War.
+As they swept towards Pera, they bombed Galata Bridge,
+and the German Embassy. The sky was thick with artillery
+bursts, but the machines were very fast. As they circled
+around, keeping a beautiful line, and came towards Haida
+Pasha, heavy German guns opened on them vigorously. This
+hospital, the largest in Turkey, has a big white crescent
+painted on the roof, but as German artillery was close by, a
+mitrailleuse alongside in the Crimean Veterans' garden, and
+the Haida Pasha Station yard about two hundred yards off
+our boundary, we saw quite an amount of bombing. The
+hospital was spared, but a bomb got the barracks close by.
+The Turks in the hospital pointed with pride to a Turkish
+aeroplane which got up to attack our planes. It was a
+glorious opportunity for a spectacular event such as the Turks
+love.
+
+Above the silver sea there appeared seven shivering planes,
+flying in formation like sand-grouse across a blue sky dotted
+by the white puffs of artillery fire. As the Turk arose the
+fire ceased. Two of our fellows detached themselves to beat
+him off. He came down wounded a few moments later.
+
+A good deal of propaganda has been dropped, showing
+the precise position of the Entente and Allied Armies. From
+all reports the bombing was not good. They got very few
+soldiers. One colonel was killed. But as Stamboul is
+heavily armed and protected, according to the development
+in practice of modern war it seems justifiable.
+
+The moral effect was the most wonderful imaginable. The
+_Chef d'Hôpital_ asked our advice. For the first time in its
+history the sacred city of Stamboul, sheltering with all its
+intrigue behind the locked gates of the Bosphorus and Dardanelles,
+is no longer inviolate, but assailable from the skies.
+It is ten thousand pities we did not resort to this a year before.
+When one realizes how slender was the official hold that kept
+Turkey in the war over many crises, how indifferent provincial
+Turkey was about entering, and how averse to continuing
+for the sake of Germany, one can realize how air propaganda
+and attacks would have brought before them the meaning of
+this war.
+
+I pointed out that they had to thank the Germans for the
+bombing, firstly, in that she had commenced to break the
+rules of war, and secondly, that she was their ally. To bomb
+Germany it was necessary to risk hitting the Turks. The
+Germans--not the Turks--had used this warfare from the
+first. This I circulated to the Press, and it reached a good
+many channels, besides some prominent members of Parliament.
+The passions of the Turks came uppermost. The
+next morning I was in Pera. Many Germans had been
+assaulted, and more than one Turkish woman had flourished
+her knife at German officers.
+
+I saw instances of sharp expression of feeling myself. The
+planes came again, dropping propaganda this time, and not
+bombing. The propaganda notified that German armies
+are surrendering wholesale, and we have more than reached
+the original point whence the great German offensive started,
+and are still thrusting them back; that Bulgarian armies are
+broken, and communication between Germany and Turkey
+cut; and that, unless all Germans have orders to move out
+of Stamboul at once, bombing will continue. I had ascertained
+the extreme importance and likelihood of advantage
+in this propaganda, and had asked a captured R.A.F. officer
+with me in prison months before to get it through at once.
+He had a code, and the first letters of new prisoners were now
+expedited. He sent it. This time public rage and dissatisfaction
+was more intensified than ever, and the Press was
+outspoken.
+
+General Townshend's offers of mediator, as advertised by
+certain political parties, no one takes seriously who is
+acquainted with the political manoeuvring of Turkish parties
+for position. They are prepared to use his "good graces," as
+they put it, just so far and no more as he can recommend
+leniency for them, or rather, give to the fortunate parties,
+successful in manoeuvring for the privilege of commencing
+_pourparlers_, the chance of having first word.
+
+Moreover, the Turks refer in the Press to their excellent
+treatment of the General as giving them a sort of right to
+expect his "good graces." One is tempted to ask, like the
+soldier in _L'Aiglon_, what about the rank and file?
+
+It is the Entente thrust towards Nish, the rumour that
+we have flying columns near Lala Burgas, and that, failing
+a surrender, a landing will be made at Dedogatch, that is
+making up the Turkish mind. It is the collapse of Germany
+on the western front, the decision in the main theatre of war,
+that has crumpled up Turkey. In other words, there can
+be no mediation here any more than there was when Kut
+fell.
+
+_October 31st._--I have been too busy to write my notes.
+Jones and I have worked very hard for hours a day with an
+inexhaustible patience to try to prove his insanity. It is
+now admitted that he is insane and believes he is to go home
+to be court-martialled for some offence, and I am to take him
+away on the pretext of defending him. It would take many
+hundreds of pages to write down the history of these four
+weeks. I have the offer of living freely with de Nari, but I
+do not care to accept a semi-freedom. Nor do I want to stay
+here until the fleet enters, as it must. I want to get down to
+Smyrna. By then, if the delegate from the Prince's party
+arrives, I can take him to the fleet, or otherwise go alone.
+I became acquainted the other day with de Nari's terms and
+suggestions carried by Newcombe, who is to have direct
+communication with Turkey, but only through de Nari by a
+code. I have a letter from de Nari to Newcombe, saying I
+am also to use the code and to have access to his channel of
+communication, if necessary. After Colonel Newcombe had
+gone, de Nari's scheme did not appear to him so rosy, and he
+realized how the situation was getting out of his hand.
+
+The Germans have been pouring into Stamboul from
+Anatolia and Syria. I have heard of their stand alone against
+Allenby's forces when the Turks were demoralized and the
+Arabs attacked them as anti-Islam.
+
+Conflicts are frequent between the Germans and Turks in
+Stamboul. The German troops are ransacking the houses,
+and removing everything, from locks, windows and telephones,
+to motor-cars and vehicles. They move about in bodies. A
+number of German privates besieged by some Turks near here,
+put up an excellent defence, fought their way to a ship, captured
+her, and steamed out to the Black Sea.
+
+We were to have left to-day, but final receipts and passports
+were overlooked until the last moment, and Jones' was
+a difficult case. I wouldn't go without him. He thanked
+me again and again, and assured me, "Mousley, but for you
+I should be left here possibly weeks after the fleet enters."
+
+Everything is excitement and disorder. Centuries of captivity
+are falling from me every second. I am outwardly
+calm, and too busy to psychologize much on the great end of
+this awful eternity. This may be because I am busy. But
+in odd moments I realize that vision in Mosul, seemingly so
+many millions of years ago, was true, and that given enough
+patience, the stream of Time must carry us away past even
+the most terrible moment.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+I LEAVE STAMBOUL ON A MISSION EN ROUTE FOR THE FLEET--MEET
+THE PRINCE'S DELEGATE AT SMYRNA--FREE!--WITH
+THE ENTENTE FLEET AT MUDROS BEFORE ENTERING THE
+DARDANELLES
+
+
+_Smyrna, November 4th._--Thank God! After colossal
+trouble and planning to bring Jones along, we were
+allowed to go on the evening of November 3rd, having
+been delayed just enough to miss the boat of several days
+earlier--I believe purposely.
+
+Exquisite joy and suspense of that last night! I had
+seen Gelal Bey recently in Stamboul, and he spoke kindly to
+me. It brought my terrible Psamatia days back, and I fled.
+Jones and I arrived at the quay by Galata Bridge in the afternoon
+with a guard. I got leave to take farewell of de Nari.
+Before the boat left I was overjoyed to see aboard d'Arici, who
+had been freed a few days before, and had sought me everywhere.
+With all his delightful light-heartedness he expressed
+his profound gratitude for the services I had done him. He
+gave me advice, very useful, about Rahmi Bey, the prominent
+ex-Governor of Smyrna, to whom I had a letter from de Nari,
+and who was leaving by the same boat. A sharp and polished
+Oriental, he appeared to me, but well equipped with cunning
+and Eastern dalliance. Ali Bey, who had been sympathetic
+at my court-martial, was there also to say farewell, and bid
+me back to Stamboul as soon as possible. We all drank
+German beer obtained in the saloon at a lira a bottle.
+
+I met Hadkinson the son, of prison memories, having heard
+much news about his plans from d'Arici. He was also
+travelling to Smyrna. I procured for Jones and myself a
+tiny double-berth cabin, where he was permitted to cease
+playing he was mad, poor fellow! and we had a glorious meal
+of tinned meats, and cake and tea.
+
+We saw the last of Stamboul from the deck after our
+affectionate farewells were over, when we had got under way.
+As the blanket of Night wrapped Stamboul from our view, we
+saw disappear first the outlines of the great mosques, and then
+the minarets. It was still too close to watch.... We adjourned
+to our cabin with a pipe each and a brandy, luxury of luxuries!
+Jones and I sat side by side on the bunk, listening to the
+splash of waves outside the porthole. We went on deck. Far
+away in our wake a few lights flickered upon the waves. It
+was Stamboul: the City of the Eternities, the Beautiful, the
+Terrible.
+
+Jones was a philosopher. We were silent, or swore beneath
+our breath.
+
+I left him to see Rahmi, who had sent me a message. We
+had a long conversation in French. For some reason he did
+not want to talk English. He believed Turkey would do best
+if given great chances. He admitted they were finished. All
+depended on England. He would assist me in getting away
+if he could.
+
+Hadkinson and I then made some plans. He was a man of
+forty, had lived in Smyrna all his life, would also help me to
+get away, and, in fact, contribute himself to the information
+I had. He had also got in touch with Satvet Lutfi, the friend
+and confidential adviser of the Prince Subaheddine, the patron
+of the Peace and Salvation Society, who was to leave Stamboul
+in two days' time, and had not already left, as I had heard.
+
+We planned deep into the night, then Jones and I slept.
+
+We awoke lying alongside the jetty among the rocky hills
+of Panderma. I took Jones on to a train for which we waited
+an hour or two. He still acted all he could that he was mad,
+and would, until he got on board, so he said. We got into a
+crowded carriage, and after a journey lasting all day, reached
+Smyrna the next morning without mishap from bandits,
+who had been stopping many trains and holding prominent
+citizens to ransom. The country was uncultivated, and had
+been left to run wild. The people remaining were Turks and
+Greeks. At Smyrna the Dutch Consulate assisted and gave
+us money. One batch of prisoners had left that morning,
+and another would leave in two or three days.
+
+Jones and I found apartments along the bay where General
+Melliss had been. The generals had come straight from Brusa
+here, and some already had departed. I had got the local
+operator to repair the wireless station that had been closed
+down for years. We got into touch with one Commander
+Heathcote-Smith, formerly Consul at Smyrna, now at Mytilene,
+and through him we got into communication with the fleet
+at Mudros. For permission to use this wireless I found de
+Nari's letter very useful. Mr. Whitall offered me a launch,
+which, however, would have meant getting to Mytilene, and
+no further.
+
+The moments of waiting for the reply to our wireless were
+exquisite. At last, in direct touch with the outside world!
+Newcombe had been hung up for days here, and had left a
+few hours only before we arrived. Our wireless answer said
+that a gunboat was to arrive, and I would then be enabled
+to get in touch with naval circles direct. That day, Hadkinson
+invited us out to his father's suburban villa perched high on
+a hill overlooking a wonderful harbour. One or two officers
+were here I had known in Kut. They had found their way
+to Smyrna unassisted in the general chaos.
+
+That afternoon the Monitor 29 entered Smyrna. The once
+familiar grey of England's Navy--for us a very strange sight
+indeed--filled us with feelings indescribable. Her two 6-inch
+guns were elevated. She was spick and span. As the blue
+uniforms appeared we beheld our first sight as free men. We
+went on board for a moment. I learned that the captain had
+very strict instructions that no one was to leave Smyrna
+without orders. He was there to stand by. He would go to
+the vacant British Consulate.
+
+I returned at a more leisurely moment, hours later, and
+in the wardroom had my first respectable whisky. The
+officers were inordinately kind to all of us, told us news for the
+twentieth time, and gave us of their best. One of them, a
+Mr. Underwood, I found knew some friends of mine. He came
+to dine with Jones and me in the town.
+
+That night a telegram reached us from Constantinople that
+Satvet Lutfi Bey--the personal friend and secretary of the
+Prince Subaheddine before the war, during most of which he
+had been in various prisons, and now hoped to rejoin the
+Prince and to bring him back as the light of Turkey--would
+arrive at dawn. Satvet had collected first-rate matters of
+intelligence from the actual sources, and owing to the
+duplicity of the police, had got first-hand information of all
+descriptions.
+
+Before the dawn Hadkinson and I went together to see
+Lutfi. Our postas we had now shaken off for good. We
+refused to recognize them. Satvet was a well-bred, well-dressed
+Turk. His quietness and pale face impressed me.
+He was a serious and earnest man. We took him along
+to the Military Governor, who turned out to be Nureddin
+Pasha, the general who had unsuccessfully tried to take
+Kut early in the siege. He was delighted to meet me,
+and delayed a whole queue of Turks and Greeks who were
+waiting to see him while he described to me what happened
+on December 25th, 1915. I got his permission to leave the
+harbour with Satvet. Armed with this I saw Commander
+Dixon of the Monitor 29 at the Consulate. Dixon was a
+typical naval officer, physically and mentally robust. He
+literally pulled me to pieces and my intentions, or as much as
+he could get out of me, and finally allowed me to send some
+wireless messages to Mudros, and, if satisfactory replies were
+forthcoming, to send us there himself. He came to tea with
+us that night, and told us the reply had come, and that it
+was fixed that we should leave at dawn in a captured Turkish
+gunboat manned by officers and crew off the M. 29.
+
+Commander Dixon was a most entertaining and entertainable
+person. He was delighted to get away from Mudros,
+which he described as "Fleet, fleet, fleet, with bare hills all
+around." I was very elated as this was my last night in
+Turkey. We crowded around the piano and sang glees and
+songs. I drove back with Dixon to the Consulate to get some
+directions. As we went along, the town stood at attention,
+so great was the prestige of the fleet even through this diminutive
+representative, the monitor.
+
+The scene when the M. 29 entered was one of the greatest
+enthusiasm imaginable. Crowds jammed the quays and waited
+there hours. All around the ship the sea was black with boats
+loaded with people anxious for a glimpse. The Greeks, however,
+seized the opportunity of getting their own back on the
+Turk, and made attacks largely unprovoked. They hoisted
+huge Greek flags over many public buildings, including the
+hotel where Commander Dixon was staying. This led to
+blows, and it looked like a general riot.
+
+[Illustration: THE FIRST WARSHIP IN TURKISH WATERS. H.M.S. MONITOR 29,
+WHICH DESPATCHED PRINCE'S DELEGATE WITH AUTHOR TO THE FLEET]
+
+Dixon, however, with commendable promptness, had a
+manifesto printed in about six languages, and posted up by
+daybreak, warning any one against making any demonstrations
+whatever.
+
+That night Jones assumed partial sanity among some
+British officers. This was necessary, as some recent prisoners
+seemed in a hurry to supplant those of long standing. I had
+tried to take him with me, but this was not permitted. But it
+was agreed at the Consulate he was to go with the first batch.
+On this condition I felt my convoy of him was at an end,
+especially as I was travelling on duty. We had a cheerful
+last evening, and on our way to the town met some of the
+officers we had known in Kut, separated from us by years of
+captivity. Major Harvey, our adjutant, was among them.
+
+Prisoners now began to flock into the town every hour. I
+was under orders of secrecy, and managed to slip away quietly
+with Satvet Lutfi. A party of prominent Turkish supporters
+with him, Hadkinson and I, all lunched together.
+
+Further delay was necessary, as the heavily-mined harbour
+had been only partially swept, and a few mines had got loose.
+
+We waited on the gunboat till about 4 p.m. Commander
+Dixon came and wished us good luck, and that I might be found
+useful to the Staff at Mudros. A brisk and simple good-bye,
+and we got on board. The officer accompanying us saluted
+his commander, the engines started, a rope fell, we were under
+way. I gazed with the intoxication of a mysterious ecstasy
+at the widening strip of green water between us and the quay,
+where, in white uniforms, Commander Dixon and his officers
+and one or two officials of Smyrna waved us good-bye.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Lieut.-Commander clapped me on the back and asked
+me to have a drink as a free man on board a British ship. I
+drank deep and prayerfully!
+
+Later, we went on deck. It was a wintry evening, but the
+sky was very clear and the harbour magnificent. We followed
+the golden path westward towards the setting sun. Here and
+there we saw some sunken ships that had been mined, and
+others that had been used to block the channels. A small
+detail was the discovery by our skipper that this old Turkish
+gunboat had been wrongly described. We drew eight feet
+instead of six, and mines lay at nine!
+
+Who cared? One would have been free! And that drink!
+
+Satvet Lutfi, immersed in gloom, sat in a heap in the tiny
+cabin eyeing the coast. I spoke to him. He replied to me
+very sadly. Pointing to the sunset, he said the sun was setting
+on Turkey, and he believed one hope only remained. That
+was his Prince. From politics we passed to his experiences.
+He located, far away to the south-west, an old stone prison
+quite alone on the rocks. There he had been a prisoner for
+years before the war and years during the war.
+
+He told me how he had been intended to die there. They
+had no water, only a central pool in a dungeon collected from
+the rain, thick with slime and teeming with insects and worms.
+There he had got his pale cheeks and left his constitution.
+And yet, after all his sufferings, he never had hesitated to
+pronounce what he believed was for the good of Turkey,
+regardless of cost. I know enough of his history to know he
+spoke the bare truth. However, his eloquence about ideals
+for Turkey grew less as, on emerging from the entrance, we
+entered an increasing swell. A few moments before he had
+declaimed passionately about the sea, its freedom and beauty.
+He now became silent, and, like many a better man, evidently
+felt seasick.
+
+The naval lieutenant and I talked long. The night
+swallowed us up. I slept on the floor of the cabin. It grew
+more rough and the wind increased to a steady roar.
+
+At about midnight we reached a point where an armed
+"Drifter" was waiting to take us further on; but the sea was so
+rough that we had to stand by until the dawn before we could
+tranship our small cargo or come alongside.
+
+As it grew light I discovered us to be alongside a North Sea
+whaler, with a great, rising bow, fast engines, besides mast and
+sails, and armed with 3-inch guns, anti-aircraft guns, and
+loaded up with deep-sea charges. The skipper was a very
+rough but efficient and kind man from North Scotland, who
+swore lustily at all things. He related interesting experiences
+about submarines he had got rid of with his last depth
+charge. The sea grew worse. It was impossible to tranship
+the cargo, so we proceeded to Mytilene, where we arrived
+about 8 a.m., and immediately went on board another monitor.
+Her commander and officers had heard of our coming, and had
+everything ready--a bath and breakfast. Sweet nectar of
+the gods this to me! Privilege to meet freely again cheerful
+and free men, to move about the polished decks, handle
+a knife and fork once more. I had breakfast on deck. The
+wardroom amused me. These lonely officers had cut out from
+home papers various pictures of the _Stage_ and the _Field_.
+These they had shaved down to the actual figures and pasted
+on the walls in all kinds of glorious dresses and attitudes.
+It seemed as if they were all alive and just arrested midway
+in some pose or movement. My naval friends saw me regarding
+them in silence.
+
+"Well, what do you think of them?"
+
+"I wasn't thinking, but wishing they were all alive."
+
+Heathcote-Smith, wearing a commander's uniform of the
+R.N.V.R., came to see me. We had a long talk. He was _au
+courant_ with local affairs, but much in the dark as regards
+Stamboul. I answered a good many inquiries of his, and told
+him a good deal that surprised him. He took a few notes, and
+thought I should push on at once to the Admiral, which I was
+under orders to do. Hadkinson stayed here, as he had some
+important local business to settle, and the delegate and I left
+in the armed drifter about nine-thirty.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Mudros, Nov. 15th._--We left the island bay with the
+monitor scintillating in the wintry sun, and got at once into
+a heavy swell. I was still among the realities of a dream. As
+we headed for the open sea, now full of strange, new knowledge
+of the great things that had been away from us so long, one fact
+impressed itself in my mind. It was that there was no precise
+outside information of facts political and otherwise in Turkey,
+and particularly in Constantinople.
+
+In other words, in my first contact with the outside world
+I had not known for so long, I began to realize that this world
+was totally out of touch with the inside (Turkey) from which
+I had just emerged. I was making for the fleet with a
+Turkish delegate of good standing, straight and loyal, who had
+suffered severe imprisonment for his opinions and fidelity to
+England. This fleet, for the first time for ages, was now unlocking
+the Middle East, and when it entered the Dardanelles
+would enter a sea of problems and difficulties--some existing
+since Islam, some invented and concocted for the occasion.
+I hoped Satvet and I would be able to be of use. Lutfi
+became more discursive as we went on, and gave me his files
+to read and his papers to see. He offered to do all I wanted.
+
+It was terrible weather, and we were both seedy. About
+dark, however, we reached the entrance of the great harbour
+of Mudros, heavily boomed and mined. We sped by a lightship,
+the drifter having only one dim glim at her masthead.
+One heard submarines were still on the look-out.
+
+It was too dark to see anything except here and there red
+or green lights at intervals. We went dead slow. The lights
+grew thicker. Suddenly, on rounding a bend we saw before
+us thousands of lights, many of them twinkling with the Morse
+code, messages from ship to ship. They were the lights of
+the Entente fleet. We were swept by a searchlight, and got
+into touch with H.M.S. _Europa_, the depôt ship that had
+called up our wireless at sea, and ordered us to report there.
+We were taken on board, where we met Captain Pearce, R.N.,
+Commandant of the Base. After some inquiries he communicated
+with the flagship.
+
+The admiral (Sir Arthur Calthorpe) wanted to see us. We
+went, accordingly, to H.M.S. _Superb_, a spick and span battleship
+of the _Temeraire_ class, carrying 12-inch guns. We were taken
+down to the wardroom to wait a few moments, as Admiral
+Calthorpe had just got into wireless communication with
+London on some urgent matters. Here officers swarmed
+around us. Some asked for news of their friends, a few of
+whom had been captured in flights from Mudros to Stamboul,
+or who had been taken down the coast years before. They
+gave us news of home, and all seemed very keen on getting
+into Stamboul and rounding up the Turk, as they put it. The
+while we drank whiskies and soda. They liked Satvet Lutfi,
+who was quiet and collected in the face of what he called
+"_Quelle destinée!_"
+
+The admiral sent his flag-lieutenant, saying he was
+suddenly urgently engaged. I was to go to Admiral Seymour
+and Captain Burmester, R.N., Chief of Staff. I presented
+Satvet and his embassy, as I had promised. He spoke indifferent
+French, which was indifferently understood. I
+assisted in indifferent French and Turkish. The admiral
+supplemented his French with English, and Satvet his Turkish
+with French. He produced letters from many Turks, including
+the Grand Vizier and from the ex-Ambassador Tewfik Pasha.
+He wanted permission to go to Switzerland to bring the Prince
+Subaheddine back, or failing that, to be allowed to meet him
+in London on the approval of our Foreign Office, or, failing
+that, permission to make communication to our Foreign Office
+for transmission to the Prince. Permission for this was
+necessary from our Foreign Office. Having heard his
+credentials, the admiral agreed to wire.
+
+Among letters for the Prince Subaheddine is the following
+from Marshal Izzet Pasha, the last Grand Vizier of Turkey
+before the fleet entered. It fell to the lot of this patriot and
+renowned soldier, after the flight of Telaat and Enver, to
+survey the ruins of the Ottoman Empire.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Translation._--Letter from the Grand Vizier, Ahmed Izzet
+ Pasha, to Prince Sabah-ed-Din Bey.
+
+ Respectfully submitted:
+
+ Under physical and moral suffering, I write to your
+ Highness from the bed to which I am confined by sickness.
+ I have obeyed the desire of his Imperial Majesty by accepting
+ the offer of the Grand Vizierate, in the hope that I may be
+ able to render some service, however small, to my country, in
+ the appalling straits into which it has fallen, and to relieve
+ the painful trials now come upon us. At this time, the
+ assurance of future existence depends upon whether every
+ man will labour for the common cause in a spirit of patriotism
+ and self-sacrifice, with one mind and purpose, and divesting
+ himself of all personal feeling. Most earnestly I beg for the
+ favour and support of your Highness, who has so great a
+ share in the welfare of the country. As for a long while past
+ you have been in political relations with the statesmen of the
+ Great Powers of Europe, I trust that you may be able to
+ render valuable services in that direction. A communication
+ on this subject will be sent to the Minister at Berne.
+
+ The moment that the state of the country is somewhat
+ more normal, steps will be taken to carry out perfectly
+ independent elections, and it is hoped that, under God's
+ favour, we may be successful in forming a Government--no
+ matter who may be its head--on right lines and of a natural
+ character.
+
+ Again assuring your Highness of my entire devotion and
+ loyal friendship, I have, etc.
+
+ (_Signed_) AHMED IZZET.
+ 4th November, 1918.
+
+On being asked why it was so necessary that the Prince
+should return, the Turk became most illuminative. The
+admiral and his Chief of Staff were most interested, and heard
+some startling information. Satvet told them of the hopeless
+chaos politically, and how the Prince would unite enough
+parties to form a strong, reconstructive Government. He
+explained such a Government would be most useful to the
+Allies, that unless Stamboul politics were rescued from the
+adventurers who had manoeuvred themselves even into the
+new Cabinet, the Allies would find that nothing short of a
+great army would keep Stamboul. Captain Burmester, R.N.,
+a most penetrating questioner, cross-examined Satvet, and
+made some notes. The admiral promised to wire London.
+
+Useful as was the information that was forthcoming, I do
+not think half the available use was made of Satvet's possibilities.
+Matters of intelligence concerning plots, flooding of
+mines, issue of false notes, and German spies were really much
+less important than the gambits of political tricksters. Afterwards,
+I had a talk with Captain Burmester, and gave him
+some details of the intelligence I had collected, and of some
+which had been added by Satvet. It included the circulation
+of false issues of notes, the plot to deposit fresh mines in the
+Dardanelles and Bosphorus from vessels, the intended flooding
+of the Aregli coal mine and others near the Black Sea, the
+removal of property by the Germans still in Stamboul, above
+all, the secret machinations of the U. and P. for a pan-Islam
+propaganda in Egypt, Palestine, India, Mesopotamia, Persia,
+and their machinations with Bolshevism. The latter, incredible
+as it may seem, was quite true, and could be located in
+various committees and agencies of U. and P.
+
+Russia, it is true, has always been, and is still, the eternal
+_bête noir_ and dread of the Ottomans; but certain of their
+political tricksters hope, by a spread of the Bolshevik contagion,
+to undo the victory of the Allies. The world is tired. If
+Russia and Central Europe and the Ottomans require not
+only to be beaten in the field, but to be conquered and
+subdued, is there the wherewithal to do it in the Entente?
+Whether the success of Russia would mean the annexation of
+Turkey the Turks would, they say, ignore, for Turkey is very
+deep in the mud; just as Enver, Midhat and Co. ignored the
+fact that the success of Germany meant the ultimate erasion
+of Turkey.
+
+The gambit of Italy in requiring the Adalia coast without
+much justification, the gambit of forcing the issue about
+Smyrna and the Levant by Greece, the so-called competition
+between England, France, and America for the economic
+control of the Dardanelles, make the situation ripe with
+possibilities of intrigue. To solve the Turkish problem, in my
+opinion, it would be necessary to give first place to it, to treat
+it as a single issue. It is a situation that cannot admit of
+compromise. America is rumoured as being out to capture the
+trade resources of the Black Sea empires, in so far as it leaves
+her Monroe doctrine intact, which seems to mean privileges
+without duties. The French are not so popular as they were,
+although French traditional popularity is reviving in Constantinople
+just now. And most Turks are convinced that
+an international policy of Stamboul would be impracticable.
+It would go to the nation with most trade, the biggest fleet of
+warships and mercantile marine, _i.e._ England or America. If
+_not_ internationalized, the financial basis, which is mostly
+French, would give France the lead. But while this process
+of "becoming" goes on, Turkey will be left to her own devices
+with direful results to the world.
+
+The admiral and his Chief of Staff were most kind to me,
+and, busy as they were, found time to inquire about our
+captivity. General Townshend had been through just before.
+I was asked to see the Director of Naval Intelligence, Colonel
+Temple, on shore, whither I went with Satvet, after enjoying
+some conversation and drinks provided for us by the "Flag,"
+whom the admiral ordered to take us to the wardroom for
+some refreshment, of which mine was chiefly whisky, and
+Satvet's port. He kept looking around at the excellent
+furnishings, and saying "_quelle destinée!_"
+
+Every one was busy, and the fleet was evidently sailing very
+soon. We went ashore to some naval officers' quarters, where
+a most excellent mess, full of all good fellows and good things,
+entertained us. I had very little kit, and was short of blankets.
+My tiny room was very cold, but we borrowed what we wanted.
+Officers crowded around us in the mess, and asked us questions.
+It was, however, very late, but I didn't go to bed until I had
+arranged a room for Satvet. My room I shared with a war
+correspondent from London, who was much on the _qui vive_
+for news. I told him very little, and ordered Satvet not to
+speak to him except in my presence. This correspondent was
+very grateful for such news as we had to give, and by permission
+I drafted for him the first cable concerning Stamboul,
+for the Associated Press, which duly passed the censor. He
+gave me much news of home, and wanted my experiences,
+which I didn't care to say much about just then. I remember
+that my first night on shore, outside Turkey, was so cold that
+I couldn't sleep very well in my tiny bunk. The next day
+I inspected the harbour and surrounding hills, where circular
+marks left on the black hillsides showed the site of the great
+camp of New Zealanders and Australians for the Gallipoli
+operations.
+
+The giant fleet, including over forty first-class fighting
+ships alone, lay silent and still below me. One distinguished
+the peculiar turrets of the American ships, the line of the
+Italian, and two big clumsy Greek cruisers. One's feelings
+of thankfulness of release were overwhelming. The vast
+assembly of ships stood for victory; but they were also
+invested to a great degree with a fascinating political significance
+that only one versed in Stamboul intrigue during the
+war could appreciate. Here was I with a long pilgrimage of
+loneliness, forced inaction, suffering, and sickness behind me,
+at last free. Yet, instead of rushing away home by the first
+boat, I found myself content to wait here at the door of the
+Dardanelles, fascinated with the phenomenon of the Iron Key
+about to open the gate of Constantine. Released from the
+perpetual convoy of postas, and paralysis, mental and physical,
+that is consequent on captivity, one might imagine I would
+be eager to look only forward. And yet, even before being
+re-introduced to the old world, I found myself taking an all-absorbing
+interest in the problem that I had just left behind.
+
+That morning I made another long report to Colonel
+Temple, who was supervising Naval Intelligence, and I gave
+him the piecemeal information he sought, to the best of my
+ability. Enver and Telaat had left for Germany. A double of
+the former had cleverly put quite a number off the scent.
+Many Turkish officials who were to meet the fleet and
+accuse the U. and P. as the source of the downfall of Turkey,
+were themselves sleeping partners of the U. and P. opposition
+to the Entente that had continued the murder of Armenians,
+sheltering of spies, even refusal to say who and where were the
+chief delinquents. This was all proceeding apace, _sub rosa_.
+From what I had seen in Stamboul just before leaving, I
+thought the Turks there preparing for the arrival of the fleet
+much like a very naughty lower fourth form at school, hatching
+all kinds of devilries for the arrival of their new master.
+
+Satvet and I had lunch in H.M.S. _Europa_ with Captain
+Pearce, who was exceedingly kind to us, and very sympathetic
+with Satvet's impatience in awaiting the reply cable from
+the Foreign Office. It was a very cheerful meal, and even
+Satvet bucked up, and eventually said he would hand over
+to me his embassy and all his papers if it would help the
+fleet to find out who was who.
+
+Colonel Temple sent for me that night and afterwards had
+another interview with Satvet for Intelligence. He then
+kindly wrote me a letter saying I was proceeding home on
+urgent political matters, and immediate passage was requested.
+He asked with a smile if I would care to return to Stamboul
+with the fleet. I found that prospect, however, rather too
+exacting, and, besides, I seemed to promise more usefulness by
+going home at once. He informed me confidentially that the
+fleet would sail that night for Constantinople, and was very
+anxious to know what was the feeling there about the Greeks.
+At Smyrna the Greeks had certainly sought to make trouble,
+what with their gigantic Greek flags and public demonstration.
+
+That night the gigantic fleet prepared to move. In the
+early dawn of the 12th one heard answering signals. Their
+lights moved out to sea. When we awoke not a sign was to
+be seen of them. Only H.M.S. _Europa_ and a few dozen
+gunboats, with a cruiser or two, and some old ships remained.
+The next day there was still no reply. I went out to dine
+with the officers of the Air Force, which was very strongly
+represented there. They were very eager to hear an account
+of their recent bombing raids on Stamboul. All the machines
+had flown from here. Afterwards I saw some of the wonderful
+developments in the plane of modern war. That evening
+some ships arrived from Dedogatch, and I heard much of the
+preparations for landing here in case the Turks further delayed
+surrender. And heavily as the place is fortified there is no
+doubt but that we could easily land and, with a march or two,
+cut off the Gallipoli peninsula, so depleted are the Turkish
+forces.
+
+On the 13th Satvet went sick and was removed to a
+hospital boat. He sent in a short letter in French to the
+Grand Vizier, explaining how he had been held up. The next
+day he was better and got discharged. He was chafing about
+the delay of his embassy to the Prince. I now got a room
+for us both. There had been a tremendous amount of influenza
+in the fleet and I was not certain I hadn't got it myself.
+
+I got permission for him to wire the Commander-in-Chief
+of the fleet in Stamboul for immediate leave, either to come
+to London or to return to Stamboul. In the meantime we
+made ourselves useful to Captain Pearce, now S.N.O.A., who
+requested us to visit a large camp of Turkish prisoners. Their
+work was to paint and clean the fleet with a host of other
+minor fatigues. They wanted to return to Turkey, as English
+prisoners, they said, were returning home. They wouldn't
+work, so we harangued them, and Satvet told them plainly
+what a state their country was in, how short of food the
+capital was, and what was more, how they had been betrayed.
+They were sullen but ultimately agreed to work for a time.
+They certainly looked fighting fit and fat, and well-clothed.
+I couldn't help comparing their lot with that of our own poor
+fellows. Satvet then communicated with Tewfik Pasha, who
+now replaced Izzet Pasha as Grand Vizier, informing him that
+he had handed over to me the letters from Izzet Pasha for our
+Foreign Office, and for the Prince, and letters from a score or
+so of leading men in Stamboul to the Prince with other matters
+for the perusal of our Foreign Office and wrote that he would
+return to Stamboul. A telegram from the Foreign Office
+confirmed this.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+I LEAVE MUDROS WITH DESPATCHES FOR ROME, PARIS,
+AND LONDON--ENGLAND!
+
+
+_Mudros, Nov. 20th, 1918._--Two days ago we lunched
+again with the Commandant of the Base on board the
+_Europa_. The commander of the _Sikh_, one of the
+fastest T.B.D.'s in the fleet, was there also. He left Portsmouth
+the evening of the armistice and declared how England
+had gone quite mad on armistice night. It was wonderful
+to meet some one so fresh from home. He had now been to
+the fleet and returned. The entry had been magnificent. In
+battle line ahead it had passed through the Dardanelles,
+sweepers in front, without mishap through the mine-fields,
+although two or three sweepers had been blown up previously
+in sweeping and the survivors of the crew of one had just
+before reached Mudros. The fleet passed on to Stamboul in
+a solemn procession of battleships, cruisers, and light craft in
+line ahead reaching 16-1/8 miles. First came the British, then
+the French, the Italian, and Greek. The Greeks had most
+tactlessly hoisted huge flags but were promptly dealt with.
+Then a detachment went to the Bosphorus while the main
+fleet went to their prepared anchorage at Ismid some miles off.
+They are now preparing to enter the Black Sea.
+
+I equipped Satvet with a few local luxuries and he went
+on board a steam yacht. At the last moment, however,
+owing to mines breaking away, he could not sail, and lay in
+harbour when Heathcote-Smith came from Mytilene _en route_
+for Stamboul to assist the Commander-in-Chief. By this time
+it was beginning to be realized in Stamboul what were the
+difficulties, and Heathcote-Smith was glad to find out all he
+could about partisans there, and how few people were sincere.
+The first Press reports were certainly misleading. Fitzmaurice,
+whose name was more than a terror to the Turks, ought
+to have been sent back at once. He had been First
+Secretary to the Embassy preceding hostilities, and knew a
+good deal of Turkish under-currents. On our entry, there
+was too much disposition to listen to Turks on the spot instead
+of sorting them out. Turkish exchange, so far from
+falling, is rising, and although we have landed a heavy force
+at the Dardanelles, the Turks seem all out for a "try-on."
+Heathcote-Smith left that night, but Satvet's small yacht was
+still weather-bound. I have definitely taken over his mission
+and said "Good-bye" to him.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_RETURN_--On the 23rd I boarded H.M.S. _Rowan_, an armed
+charge-layer captained by the ex-chief officer of the _Mauretania_.
+We were weather-bound for two days further. Then the
+weather suddenly cleared, although the seas were still heavy.
+We arrived at Malta, where I had to report to General Temple,
+Director Intelligence Mediterranean Naval Squadron. He
+gave me a through pass to press on urgently to Rome and
+Paris, then on to the Admiralty and Foreign Office with a
+letter saying I was carrying urgent despatches and required
+urgent passage. I took some despatches for him also. I
+dined that night with an officer of the Intelligence Department
+named Latouche, who afterwards played the piano to me
+in his rooms above the moonlight waters of Valetta, dotted
+with lights of warships. Then we saw part of La Traviata,
+made a final report to General Temple, and I slept in the
+Orontes with my despatches from Mudros and Malta, besides
+all Satvet's affair. A number of kind invitations reached
+me but I regretted I had no time to stay. One was from an
+old friend of Newcombe's who wanted news. I wrote to the
+colonel, who had evidently abandoned his mission at Mudros
+and gone to Egypt. I was extremely lucky in getting my
+passage at once, as the gunboat to have taken us had to go
+elsewhere. We left at dawn. It was a stormy passage. We
+arrived at Taranto across the barrage on the 30th, where
+an exceedingly kind letter and telegram from Lord Islington
+awaited me, congratulating me on being free and hoping to
+see me in a few days. At Taranto I found heavy blockage
+of officials, troops, and ex-prisoners of war, arriving from all
+quarters, all held up here in camps. Some had been here weeks.
+
+I went on board H.M.S. _Queen_, where Admiral Hannay,
+having considered my papers, told me that he with his Staff
+was leaving that night for Rome direct and Paris. He offered
+to make room for me. We left that night about eight o'clock.
+A great crowd of naval and military people, both British and
+Italian, came to say good-bye to the admiral. I was fortunate
+to secure half the compartment of the King's Naval Messenger,
+who proved a most useful companion. His frequent journeys
+had acquainted him with all the stopping places and cafés.
+That night Admiral Hannay and several of his officers came
+into our coupé. We made a most excellent meal from various
+baskets and bottles, and they asked me an account of my
+travels in Turkey. I found it impossible to talk of any but
+the humorous side of it all, the serious history of these long,
+shadowy years being like night-mists over tideless marshes,
+silent, lifeless and secret. The admiral laughed gaily at the
+idea of generals getting C.B. (confined to barracks), and said
+I had had a most unique experience. We had quite a night
+of it. At dawn we were running through that delightful
+country of Southern Italy, of pleasant semi-wooded plains,
+dotted every now and then with abrupt little hills on the top
+of each of which stands a village crowned by an ancient castle,
+walled and steepled. The sight of these hilltop villages,
+familiar to every traveller in Italy, catching the rays of the
+morning sun I thought most wonderful. We ran past them
+for hours, dazzling like bright coins on a green carpet.
+
+About 10 a.m. we arrived at Rome. The hotel accommodation
+was overcrowded. I had a bath and meal at the
+Continental Hotel near the station, for which I paid the best
+part of a sovereign. Then I visited the Excelsior Hotel with
+my papers, and later went to the British Embassy with some
+papers for Commander de Grey of the English Mission there.
+He had just left for England, but I enjoyed a most pleasant
+hour or so there in conversation with some English ladies
+from the mission. Rome was delightful. I drove and drove
+and drove to feel myself free once again. I had tea at an
+extraordinary little cake-shop, where pretty women like
+butterflies came and went. I smoked from my cab in the
+gardens. In the early moonlight I drove past the Coliseum,
+but quickly. It stood for history. I didn't want history
+just then. In a freakish moment I visited the Forum again.
+That was history to be sure. But more so it was philosophy.
+It invited one to peer into the Future. This spot that once
+ruled the world. This world now at sixes and sevens, that
+owned no dominion....
+
+So far as Rome went, I quickly noticed a Bolshevist element
+in the Press, in the street, at the station. The nation was
+strung up and some were getting out of hand. In one quarter
+a fire appeared to be proceeding and some people obstructing
+the firemen, although I didn't verify what was the real cause
+of the violent rioting in so prominent a street.
+
+I was now beginning to shake off the coma that had
+undoubtedly settled upon me. Of one thing I am sure.
+Rip van Winkle, after his twenty years of sleep, felt much less
+strange than I after my two and a half years.
+
+The station porters were all on strike, so Major Molson
+and I wheeled our barrows ourselves. He also was an old
+Emmanuel man and going home to stand for Parliament.
+We travelled together on the same train as the admiral's suite.
+At Genoa and Turin we got in touch with soldiers returning
+from other fronts. The latter place was feet deep in snow,
+and icicles hung from the verandahs. At Modan we had to
+change, and in the restaurant I found myself sitting opposite
+a face I knew well, and was very troubled at not knowing who
+it was. I had forgotten much. It was a Major Murray,
+from one of the batteries at Hyderabad, who had been with
+me before leaving India. I learned from him that a good
+many of my friends were casualties, the survivors all over the
+world, and that few had counted me as alive. He had been
+badly knocked about by a shell himself.
+
+We arrived at Paris in early morning and again wheeled our
+kit. I learned here that General Cox, to whom also I was to
+report, had been accidentally drowned just before. He was one
+of the most brilliant Intelligence Officers of the Entente, and
+every one was deploring his loss. He had been a close friend
+of Colonel Newcombe, and apart from my intelligence duties,
+I had looked forward to giving him an account of the colonel,
+who had asked me to do so the first moment possible. This
+was only the prelude to many rude shocks I was to get. One
+might say that for me the casualties had happened in one
+night, for I heard news now for the first time of casualties
+that had happened in early 1915, and casualties had been
+going on ever since. The first thing I saw in _Le Temps_ was
+that Rostand, the great French writer, had died. Like
+Cyrano, he had left, so he said, to carry word of victory to the
+great French dead.
+
+I finished my duties at Paris and left that evening. For
+a meal at the Café Amercain I paid a gold sovereign. The
+place was full of Americans, and all other places were also
+crowded. France was tired. Since I had left there in
+November, 1914, she had aged and the last of her pretty frocks
+had been put away.
+
+As I was travelling on a naval pass they read me for
+Captain, R.N., instead of R.F.A., the former ranking as a
+brigadier in the army. This meant a seat in a packed train.
+Molson and I left for Boulogne that night and arrived at dawn.
+Other politicians were _en route_. The magic word was to be
+"Coalition." We had a long discussion as to the merits of
+coalition, I holding that in time of war it was good, as in
+home politics there was only the question of union. But when
+peace comes the international or foreign policy becomes
+constructive, and criticism in the ascertainment of the centre
+of political gravity is necessary. To me it seems true that
+many of the ideals of the war already have to be exchanged
+for the hard fact of compromise. Compromise is always bad
+and weak and muddlesome beyond a certain point. But the
+problems of the world I have recently left can admit of no
+compromise! The Turkish problem must be solved or left!
+
+Boulogne also has changed a great deal. Hotels have
+become hospitals and it seems very English.
+
+We left by boat in the fogs at early dawn, a number of
+senior officers returning on short leave being on board. I was
+astonished at the youth of many of them. It told me of the
+drainage of the war.
+
+About ten o'clock I saw again the thin line of white cliffs--England.
+A few quick moments and I stood on the quay at
+Folkestone. An hour later in a refreshment car! It was a
+carriage for the most part of silent men from all fronts. Out
+of the window, hedges, fields, crows, trees, England flew by.
+I had a desire to get out and walk every yard. I had an
+impulse. No, it is too private to record.
+
+I was free. England, England, England.
+
+
+
+
+EPILOGUE
+
+
+_Oxford and Cambridge Club, March, 1921._--The publication
+of the foregoing, which awaited the recovery of
+some of the manuscript from Turkey, has been still
+further delayed owing to my having been cut off from communications
+in Persia last year.
+
+Several months after the Armistice I married, and with my
+wife returned to Baghdad, where I took up the post of Chief
+Legislative Draftsman to the Judicial Department. To have
+returned to the past scene of the events of my captivity is an
+odd experience, and my friends have asked me for a recent
+impression. This, however, might lead to controversial
+matters, and for such there is here neither place nor room.
+
+However! On our return in November last year we
+stopped at Kut for two days. I add a last note from my diary.
+
+_P.O.'s Quarters, Kut, November 8th, 1920._--We left Baghdad
+by train about 7 a.m. on November 6th, day travelling being
+necessary on account of the recent revolt. The whole line is
+heavily blockhoused. It lies along the route of our historic
+retreat after Ctesiphon back to Kut. Somewhere beneath the
+desert dust is the double trail of bones; bones of the men
+who fell in the retreat, and bones of the men who fell or
+crawled six months later in the captive columns.
+
+We are staying with the Political Officer, a tremendously
+kind and interesting fellow. My wife was most curious to
+behold first hand the precincts of our doings in the siege, some
+of which I had described to her from my captivity. The
+foreshore has quite changed. My artillery observation posts
+of sandbags, that once, tattered and battered with shell fire,
+defied the Turkish marksmanship to the end, has given
+place to a fine street, and this house stands where the garrison
+gunners kept a similar vigil, and where our flag, shot into
+ribbons, was hauled down on the fateful day. I had no
+difficulty, however, in locating many familiar scenes. We
+visited General Townshend's house, where, as the Jewish
+occupant explained, "the General issued his communiqués!"
+It suffered from our own guns after the Turks entered, and the
+minaret also was damaged by some accidental shot.
+
+My wife knew several of our garrison when her father's
+regiment, the 24th S.W.B.'s, was in India years ago. I entertained
+her with stories of the amusing side of Kut. She was
+highly delighted at the little Arab boy's question as to whether
+she also had been in the siege!
+
+We climbed the roof. The pattern of the shell burst that
+killed poor Colonel Courtenay and Garnett and Begg is still
+there. Then we visited the horse lines and took a car over
+the crumbling trenches to the Brick Kilns, where General
+Smith and I had our first dug-out. It seemed strange, indeed,
+to go along "on top" in a car where for so long to show even
+a _topee_ was to offer a dead mark to the Turks over the river.
+
+The Brick Kilns most of all retain and impart to one again
+the spirit of Kut. The dug-out is still dug out, and bits of
+blown-up guns all round about. The position of Colonel
+Broke-Smith's Battery (63rd R.F.A.) I located near by. One
+seemed to hear his genial voice as he stumped along these very
+trenches to see if his guns were on their night lines. He was a
+magnificent gunner, and neither the siege nor captivity sapped
+far into his joyous indifference. I remember delivering a
+message to him under a sharp fire in the action of Um-al-Tabul,
+glorious to Townshend's memory. Shells were bursting
+all around as he sat up his limber pole. I should think it
+impossible for any voice to sound more gleeful and exhilarating,
+and at the same time with more whip in it than his. He had
+got the precise range of that glorious target of crowded Turks,
+surprised at 1000 yards. Under each burst of his shrapnel I
+saw the running figures suddenly changed to flat black patches.
+In fact, we could distinguish bursts by gaps suddenly appearing
+in the black horde. He came to lunch at my club on our
+meeting in the War Office after the Armistice, and admitted that
+when the Turks were particularly troublesome in his captivity,
+he used to recall with much satisfaction that glorious target.
+
+As we walked to position after position, incidents long
+forgotten came up to the surface of my mind. Here was
+where we made the ramp for the debouch, there where poor
+Bombardier X was sniped. This was where the floods burst
+in over the bank and flooded us out. That where we made
+our last line. We came across a patch on the _maidan_, thick
+with shell cases and pieces of segment. This to my delight I
+located as the position of my old battery, the 76th R.F.A.
+The six gun emplacements are clearly discernible, and my
+dug-out, in which I had spent so many weird hours, gaped
+eloquently before me. Grass grew on the walls.
+
+The picturesque position of 86th R.F.A. in the palms is
+overgrown, but the smashed trees and shell-pierced wall and
+dug-outs gave me my bearings. The fort has been erased.
+
+Last of all I succeeded in finding in the town the billet of
+the Sixth Divisional Ammunition Column, which later on I
+had shared with Tudway and Mellor. The upper story that
+had been partly demolished by the shell which occasioned
+the bruise to my back has now been cut away. The front
+door was barred and the billet vacant. By entering through
+an adjoining house, and scaling the wall on top over which
+the Turks had swarmed, I got down and forced the door for
+my wife and Major Jeffery to enter. The cupboard which I
+had filled with bricks was still there, as also the room in which
+the shells had entered four and a half years before. Only
+four and a half years, and yet how far had I walked and seen
+since then! The back wall over which we used to peep at
+the Tigris is smashed down by bombardment, and the whole
+place bespattered with bullet marks.
+
+The last glimpse I had had here was of my poor Don Juan's
+black tail on the verandah post, and of triumphant Turks
+kicking our orderly. To stand here once again, but as a free
+man accompanied by my wife and a Political Officer in that
+fire-changed scene, in that spot of long-enforced soliloquy, was
+surely more wonderful than coincidence. Cocky would have
+called it Destiny, and Tudway, "Outside chance."
+
+While we were talking, an Arab from next door burst in,
+greatly excited. "Sahib chunet hina fil mahassere?" ("Was
+Sahib here in the siege?") I answered him: "Naam. Kasr
+mali fil mahassere." ("Yes--my palace of the siege.") He
+laughed. Kasr means palace. We remembered each other
+perfectly. He continued to salaam at my feet as something
+too wonderful. He said he remembered selling us some date
+juice (at an enormous figure, by the way).
+
+He was surprised I had learned to speak to him in Arabic,
+and we had a long talk on old days. He recounted their
+troubles and persecutions after the Turks entered. A small
+Arab boy here at the P.O.'s house remembers me up in my
+observation post. An excellent little fellow, he has followed
+me about everywhere, or waited at my door--"Arid ashuf
+Sahib. Ma'arid backsheesh." "I want to see Sahib. I do
+not want backsheesh."
+
+_10 p.m._--An hour ago I was about to go to bed, but the
+moon was floating on the Tigris. Two moons; one in the
+sky, one in the water, just as of old. It was irresistible, so I
+went forth with a pipe.
+
+Once again Kut is asleep. Over the river Woolpress
+throws its familiar shadow, only a little more dilapidated and
+shattered. Beyond that, beyond the palms and the town, all
+around, skirting the desert, encircling--the trenches are falling.
+History fades. The desert encroaches once more.
+
+Since last here I have lived centuries of time, at no moment
+very far from, and in some precious moments very close to, the
+silent Heart of the East. Silent yet not inaudible its murmurs
+can reach a patient and humble listener. And into two or
+three years of captivity "from within" may be crowded the
+revelation of the experience of many years. In these precious
+moments the whisperings remain largely inarticulate, and then
+in our difficulty we mistakenly identify the desert with its
+effect on us. Robert Hichens clothes it with mystery, and
+Chu Chin Chow with the transmutability of bright colours.
+
+Here in this very spot, the first British army of history to
+do so, its dauntless heroism and sacrifice unavailing, succumbed
+to the finiteness of mortals. From this spot the survivors
+were trailed in dying columns across the ancient routes of the
+East, an object-lesson of the assailability of our prestige. It
+will take more than a successful campaign to erase that
+memory. The moral is we should not attempt what we are
+not prepared to carry through.
+
+To-night, then, in this moment of a complete cycle in my
+history, I would like to think the advancement we have made
+in this country is consolidated and permanent. Is it? Apart
+from the fact that the arrangements for this country exist
+under the Treaty of Versailles, a treaty largely inoperative
+on account of divergence in the Entente, do we yet realize
+that a good deal of the recent rebellion is a national movement
+in a country extraordinarily hard to contain with a depleted
+army? Is it yet fully realized that for the first time in the
+history of an Empire we have in this country--mandate though
+it be--a nursling territory with every flank, except a mile or
+two of sea, politically open?
+
+On one side awakened Russia, adjoining Persia of grandee
+or gentleman bandit government; on the north, the hornet's
+nest of the Highlands of Kurdistan; on the west, the illimitable
+eternity of the Arab's desert.
+
+Adequate garrisoning is out of the question for financial
+reasons, and we are just realizing here, as in Ireland, that to
+conquer a country is one thing and to police it another.
+General Townshend's advance represented the high-water
+mark of his conquest--until he was cut off! But now "they
+are all about us." To impose any programme on these people--as
+is the case also with the Turks--which they do not
+absolutely endorse, must involve policing. How earnestly did
+people at the Armistice, who knew Turkey and Turkish
+intrigues, urge this fact on our advisers at home! And
+now, two years afterwards, I see that the Treaty of
+Sèvres is to be modified in favour of the Turks. How very
+clearly this was foreseen as inevitable by some of us! The
+desert and Mohammedan question must be examined _ab initio_.
+It should not be contingent on or sequential to other matters
+of European politics--because it is of a different world.
+
+The fact is that, in the desert, nature is at a minimum.
+There is no mountain ravine, no forest to determine the path
+of man. Here are the Great Silence, the Great Solitude,
+Illimitable Space, and a Sea of Time. Here introspection is
+at a premium, the mind is unfettered and chainless. Perhaps
+it is free. And in this world of Stillness and Emptiness man
+moves as a considerable object. From the desert came all
+the prophets. Cities and customs arise and disappear into the
+sand. Dynasty succeeds dynasty, as conquest succeeds conquest.
+In the end you have the sand and the horizon as at first.
+
+Can it be wondered at, therefore, that in such soil a transplanted
+mushroom of civilization cannot be expected to
+flourish? In 1914 Mesopotamia was much as two thousand
+years ago. An advanced civilization with elaborate impedimenta
+is deposited on to it. This civilization, then, must either
+have an army adequate to protect it or it must conform to
+whatever standard of efficiency, to whatever degree of perfection,
+the local inhabitant will tolerate.
+
+This cardinal fact has been obscured by a mass of controversy
+and interesting side issues, _e.g._ to what extent the
+possibilities of this country can ever be realized unless we
+enter on a gigantic irrigation scheme and plug up the hills
+at the source of these rivers. But the farther afield and the
+more elaborate our development, the more this cardinal fact
+holds good.
+
+Goethe tells us to take the duty nearest to us. But this
+is precisely what the hard-working officials of the Civil Administration
+have done. We went from commitment to commitment,
+and this duty led to that, this problem to the one
+adjoining. Which may make for good progress in war, but
+for a programme of peace it overlooks the cardinal principle.
+Nor do I think that the Arab can be expected to appreciate
+the fact that pending the arrival of a definite Treaty with
+Turkey, the spirit of government and development must be
+expected to be arbitrary--for we declared otherwise in our
+proclamation to them. Greater clairvoyance and experience
+in the direction of policy might have borne steadily in view
+this cardinal fact instead of relentlessly pursuing the god
+Efficiency. The god Efficiency was invented by Prussia, and
+with all its completeness and perfection the war found it to
+be only a machine. It overlooked human factors; it missed
+cardinal facts.
+
+Yet, coming back to Kut once more! None of our beleaguered
+garrison on this Babylonian plain could have believed
+it humanly possible to effect such a metamorphosis in this
+land in so short a space of time. Wharves, shipping, and
+railway systems, electric light and fans, Courts of Justice,
+Revenue, Agricultural and Finance Departments, Government
+Press, British and Arab daily papers--it has been built
+up by great and unsparing effort, and so far as earnestness
+and will to succeed went, the officers of the Civil Administration
+have worked tremendously hard. My own chief, Sir
+Edgar Bonham-Carter, I have known work continuously all
+through the heat from early morning until late into the night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was from this bank in December, 1915, that, previous
+to his arrival recently as a High Commissioner, I last saw
+Sir Percy Cox, then Chief Political Officer, as he left by
+the last boat for downstream. I talked with him this
+week before leaving Baghdad, and found him much older.
+He must have had a long spell of work without leave. The
+Persian Treaty which he made for us at Teheran is, I hear,
+moribund, and this must have been a great disappointment to
+him.
+
+Nevertheless, he has undertaken the enormous responsibility
+and difficulties here most courageously. The Arab
+welcome to him on his arrival the other day was little short
+of homage to a king. It has changed the situation a good deal.
+
+To-morrow we go from here by paddle-boat to Basra, en
+route for home on leave.
+
+Bacon tells us that writing maketh an exact man. Perhaps
+to know when one has said enough is to be exact.
+
+Let us then away from Kut at once and for ever.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_London, March, 1921_ (_continued_).--Kuttavi!--I have cut.
+Or rather, Kuttaverunt, the doctors have, as they think I
+should not return to the climate of Mesopotamia.
+
+I am back in this dear sweet land, beautiful even in all
+her sorrows. Back, round the pivot of palm trees to where I
+was before the war, behind me the eloquent vacuum through
+which the world has rolled. It is almost a complete vacuum,
+as _Punch_ might say, a host of flitting, fading shadows.
+
+But at times I see a long, wide river winding over endless
+plains, with here and there a solitary palm. And I hear the
+long cry proceeding from the dark figure crouching in the bows
+as he takes the soundings, "Bahout pa-a-ni!"--the long, lone
+cry that ever and anon by day and night floats intermittently
+to the ears of the traveller in that ancient land.
+
+It, too, has borrowed from the desert something that is
+deterministic and ineffaceable.
+
+Back to this window. And so, "Another cycle is
+complete!"
+
+
+ THE END
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+
+[1] Lieut. Matthews, R.E., and Lieut. Sweet, 2 7 Gurkhas.
+
+[2] Col. Newcombe, Captain Gardiner and I received mention in the
+post-war despatch "for gallantry in escaping or attempting to escape
+while prisoners of war" (5.5.19).
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: MAP OF TREK
+(including plan of escapes)
+CONSTANTINOPLE
+and the Bosphorus]
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Notes
+
+Obvious errors of punctuation and diacritics repaired.
+
+The following alternate spelling appear and have not been changed:
+"arabanchi" / "arabunchi", "camphoradine" / "camphoradyne", "Chupattis"
+/ "Chupatties", "d'Arici" / "D'Arici", "Erzerum" / "Erzeroum", "juls" /
+"juals", "Kut-el-Amara" / "Kut-el-Amarah", "Modarnia" / "Modernia",
+"Pasha" / "Pascha", "Rumanian" / "Roumanian", "Shalmanaser" /
+"Shalmaneser", "Sunaiyat" / "Sunnaiyat", "Teufik" / "Tewfik".
+
+Hyphen removed: "sandbags" (p. 77), "foothills" (p. 189), "upstream" (p.
+6).
+
+Hyphen added: "dust-storms" (p. 175), "far-away" (p. 146), "re-named"
+(p. 97), "saw-mill" (p. 277), "water-falls" (p. 278).
+
+The following words appear both with and without hyphens and have not
+been changed: "cliff-side", "lime-stone", "mid-stream", "nick-named",
+"out-distanced", "rail-head", "sea-sick", "war-path".
+
+P. 23: "Um-ul-Tabul" changed to "Um-al-Tabul".
+
+P. 34: duplicate "in" removed (to where I was in the trenches).
+
+Pp. 46, 53: "Essinn" and "Es-sin" changed to "Essin".
+
+P. 57: "packal" might be a typo for the old word "packald" or the word
+"pack" but has been left unchanged.
+
+P. 93: added "a" (in a successful operation).
+
+P. 98: "blurr" changed to "blur" (the only blur on the silvery
+brightness).
+
+P. 99: "entritis" changed to "enteritis" (the increasing cases of
+enteritis).
+
+P. 172: "abominally" changed to "abominably (treated our men
+abominably).
+
+P. 189: "Hammerbug" changed to "Hummerbug".
+
+P. 199: "clink" changed to "chink" (through a chink in the door).
+
+P. 222-3: space removed (La illaha, illa la).
+
+P. 241: "to" added (who sits next to King A.).
+
+P. 274: "companion" changed to "companions" (to my former companions).
+
+P. 314: "satantic" changed to "satanic" (a satanic beast).
+
+Caption of illustration facing p. 326: "CAPITIVITY" changed to
+"CAPTIVITY".
+
+P. 357: "saw" changed to "was" (The noise was maddening).
+
+P. 379: "oppositon" changed to "opposition" (the U. and P. opposition).
+
+P. 381: "CHAPTER XVIII" changed to "CHAPTER XVII".
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's The Secrets of a Kuttite, by Edward O. Mousley
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41213 ***