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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41133 ***
+
+ Transcriber's Note:
+
+ Every effort has been made to replicate this text as faithfully as
+ possible, including some inconsistencies of hyphenation.
+
+ Italic text has been marked with _underscores_.
+
+
+
+
+ STUDIES IN THE ART OF RAT-CATCHING.
+
+ BY H. C. BARKLEY,
+
+ AUTHOR OF
+ "MY BOYHOOD," "BETWEEN THE DANUBE AND THE BLACK SEA," ETC.
+
+ POPULAR EDITION.
+
+ LONDON:
+ JOHN MURRAY, ALBEMARLE STREET.
+ 1896.
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED,
+ STAMFORD STREET AND CHARING CROSS.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+My publisher writes to say that he, and he thinks others too, would like
+to know how I ever came to write such a book as this! It came about in
+this way. Some two years ago, I was about to leave England for a
+considerable time, and a few days before starting, I went to stay in a
+country house, full of lads and lassies, to say good-bye. One evening,
+while sitting over the study fire, the subject of rat-catching came up
+and, as the aged are somewhat wont to do, I babbled on about past days
+and various rat-catching experiences, till one of the boys exclaimed,
+"I say, what sport it would be if they would only teach rat-catching at
+school! Wouldn't I just work hard then, that's all!"
+
+The stories came to an end at bed-time, and I was then pressed by my
+hearers to write from foreign lands some more of my old reminiscences,
+and I readily gave a promise to do so. In this way most of the following
+stories were written; and in writing them, I endeavoured to carry out
+the idea that they were exercises to be used in schools.
+
+I don't anticipate that head-masters will very generally adopt the book
+in their schools; but I hope it may, in some few instances, give boys a
+taste for a wholesome country pastime.
+
+The characters and incidents are rough, very rough, pen and ink sketches
+of real people and scenes, and the dogs are all dear friends of past
+days.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ CHAPTER I. _Page_
+
+ The Ferret Family--Crossed with the Polecat--Choosing
+ Ferrets--Hutches--Feeding Ferrets--"Bar the
+ Tail"--Handling Ferrets 8
+
+
+ CHAPTER II.
+
+ Bag _versus_ Box--Ferrets Fighting--The Ratting Spade--
+ Ratting Tools--Hints to Schoolmasters--Learning
+ Dog-Language--With a Scold in the Voice--Dogs'
+ Kennel--Treating Dogs Kindly--Dogs in their Proper Place 23
+
+
+ CHAPTER III.
+
+ Aristocratic _versus_ Plutocratic--Come-by-Chance--Chance's
+ Friend--Nondescript Tinker--Grindum--How I got Grindum--
+ Grindum's Friends--Jack and his Sister--"Jack Took Me"--
+ End of an Ugly Story--Grindum's First Rat--Pepper and Wasp 42
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+ A Day's Ratting--An Autumn Walk--"Steady, Dogs, Steady"--A
+ Ferret Disabled--Rats up a Pollard--A Rat-catcher's
+ Picnic--Rats in a Drain--A Weary Walk Home--"Kennel, Dogs,
+ Kennel" 67
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+ A Poor Day's Ratting--A Rat in a Queer Place--Rats in
+ my Lady's Chamber--Rats in a House--Slaughter in a
+ Cellar--Dead Rats in a House 85
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI.
+
+ A November Day--A Laid-up Ferret--A Tramp Home in the
+ Wet--A Snug Evening--Things Students should Know--Muzzling
+ Ferrets--Sucking Blood--A Strange Use for a Dog's Tail 96
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII.
+
+ Rabbit Catching--Tools for Rabbit Catching--An Easy Day's
+ Rabbiting--Ferreting a Bank--A Deep Dig in the Sand--A
+ Day with the Purse Nets--Necessity of Silence--Ferrets
+ without Muzzles--How to Kill Rabbits 113
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+
+ Trip to the Seaside--Surveying the Hunting Ground--A View
+ from the Cliffs--A Sea View--The Rector's Daughter--Doctoring
+ the Burrows--Running out Nets--"Hie in, Good Dogs" 130
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX.
+
+ The Beginning of a Storm--A Ship in Distress--The Village
+ Harbour--A Fisherman's Home--Little Jack, the Cripple--
+ Waiting for the Boats--A Rough Old Fish-Wife--The Return
+ of the Fishermen 147
+
+
+ CHAPTER X.
+
+ The Rector's Story--A Ship in Danger Running Straight on the
+ Rocks--To the Rescue--Watching the Boat--Breaking up of the
+ Ship--Beyond the Storms of Life--Life in the Little One--
+ Nature's Gifts--What a Hodge-Podge 165
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+ADDRESSED TO ALL SCHOOLBOYS.
+
+
+Ever since I was a boy, and ah! long, long before that, I fancy, the one
+great anxiety of parents of the upper and middle classes blessed with
+large families has been, "What are we to do with our boys?" and the cry
+goes on increasing, being intensified by the depreciation in the value
+of land, and by our distant colonies getting a little overstocked with
+young gentlemen, who have been banished to them by thousands, to
+struggle and strive, sink or swim, as fate wills it. At home, all
+professions are full and everything has been tried; and, go where you
+will, even the children of the noble may be found wrestling with those
+of the middle and working classes for every piece of bread that falls in
+the gutter. Nothing is _infra dig._ that brings in a shilling, and all
+has been and is being tried. The sons of the great are to be found
+shoulder to shoulder with "Tommy Atkins," up behind a hansom cab,
+keeping shops, selling wines, horses, cigars, coals, and generally
+endeavouring feebly to shoulder the son of the working man out of the
+race over the ropes. Fortunately Heaven tempers the wind to the shorn
+lamb, and I believe it has done so now. I believe kind Dame Nature
+during the last summer has stepped in and opened out an honourable path
+for many gentlemen's sons, that I think will be their salvation, and at
+all events, if it does not make them all rich, will, if they only follow
+it, make them most useful members of society and keep them out of
+mischief and out of their mammas' snug drawing-rooms. I have followed
+the path myself, and, after fifty years' tramp down it, have been forced
+to abandon it owing to gout and rheumatism. I have not picked up a big
+fortune at it, or become celebrated, except quite locally; but I have
+had a good time and helped the world in general, and am content with my
+past life.
+
+I was the son of a worthy country parson, who in my youth proposed to me
+in turn to become a judge, a bishop, a general, a Gladstone, a Nelson, a
+Sir James Paget, and a ritualistic curate; but when talking to me on the
+subject the good old man always said, "Mind, my boy, though I propose
+these various positions for you, yet, if you have any decided preference
+yourself, I will not thwart you, I will not fly in the face of nature."
+
+For some time I thought I should rather like to be a bishop, and to this
+day I think I should have made a good one; but _the_ voice spoke at
+last, and my destiny was settled.
+
+With the modest capital of five shillings given me by my father, and a
+mongrel terrier, given me by a poacher who had to go into retirement for
+killing a pheasant and half killing a keeper, I began my career as
+a--but I had better give you one of my professional cards. Here it is--
+
+ BOB JOY,
+
+ RAT-CATCHER
+
+ _To H.R.H. The Prince of Wales,
+ The Nobility and Gentry._
+
+I had a struggle at first. Rats, full-grown ones, only fetched twopence
+each, and the system adopted by farmers of letting their rat-killing,
+for, say, three pounds a year for a farm of 400 acres, almost broke me;
+but I stuck to my profession, and do not regret having done so.
+
+In those days, and during all my active life, I have had to work to
+live, owing to the constant scarcity of rats; but if I managed to make a
+living then, what might not be done now, when Nature has sent the rat to
+our homesteads by thousands, and farmers and others are being eaten off
+the face of the earth by them?
+
+Why, my dear young friends, your fortune stares you in the face, and you
+have only to stretch out your hand and grasp it--no! I have made a
+mistake: you have a little more to do--you have, first, to learn your
+profession, which is no easy matter; and to enable you to do this, I
+intend writing the following book for the use of schools (which I
+herewith dedicate to the Head Masters of Eton, Harrow, Westminster,
+Rugby, and all other schools); but in placing this book on your
+school-desk, allow me to say that it is no good having it there through
+the long school hours unless you open it, read it, and deeply ponder
+over it; and more, my dear boys, let me pray that you will take it home
+with you, and, casting aside your usual holiday task, study it well,
+and, as far as possible, actively put in practice what I am going to try
+and teach you. Some fathers may wish their sons to enter on a more
+humble course of life, but this I rather doubt. However, should they do
+so, it will be only so much the better for those who take it up: there
+will be more room for them. Most mothers, I fear, will object to it on
+the ground that rats and ferrets don't smell nice; but this objection is
+not reasonable. They might as well say that the whiff of a fox on a soft
+December morning as you ride to covert is not delicious!
+
+Respect your parents, respect even their prejudices; gently point out to
+your father that you are ambitious and wish for a career in which you
+can distinguish yourself. Above all, respect your mother, and show your
+respect by not taking ferrets or dead rats in your pockets into her
+drawing-room, and by washing your hands a little between fondling them
+and cuddling her. But to finish this sermon, let me point out that
+though in this great profession you will be everlastingly mixed up with
+dogs of all sorts, always make _them_ come to _you_, and _never go to
+them_.
+
+One last word. If in the following pages you come across a bit of
+grammar or spelling calculated to make a Head Master sit up, excuse it,
+and remember that I have been a rat-catcher all my life, and as a class
+we are not quite A1 at book learning.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+STUDIES IN RAT CATCHING FOR THE USE OF SCHOOLS.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+In the following elementary treatise for the use of public schools, I
+propose following exactly the same plan as my parson (a good fellow not
+afraid of a ferret or a rat) does with his sermons--that is, divide it
+into different heads, and then jumble up all the heads with the body,
+till it becomes as difficult to follow as a rat's hole in a soft bank;
+and, to begin with, I am going to talk about ferrets, for without them
+rat-catching won't pay.
+
+Where ferrets first came from I am not sure, but somewhere I have read
+that they were imported from Morocco, and that they are not natives of
+Great Britain any more than the ordinary rat is. If they were imported,
+then that importer ranks in my mind with, but before, Christopher
+Columbus and all such travellers. Anyhow it is quite clear that nowhere
+in Great Britain are there wild ferrets, for they are as distinct from
+the stoat, the mouse-hunter, the pole-cat, etc., as I am from a Red
+Indian; and yet all belong to the same family, so much so that I have
+known of a marriage taking place between the ferret and pole-cat, the
+offspring of which have again married ferrets and in their turn have
+multiplied and increased, which is a proof that they are not mules, for
+the children of mules, either in birds or beasts, do not have young
+ones.
+
+There are two distinct colours in ferrets--one is a rich dark brown and
+tan, and the other white with pink eyes; and in my opinion one is just
+as good as the other for work, though by preference I always keep the
+white ferret, as it is sooner seen if it comes out of a hole and works
+away down a fence or ditch bottom. I have never known a dark-coloured
+ferret coming among a litter of white ones or a white among the dark;
+but there is a cross between the two which produces a grizzly beast,
+generally bigger than its mother, which I have for many years avoided,
+though it is much thought of in some parts of the Midlands. I fancy
+(though I may be wrong) that the cross is a dull slow ferret, wanting in
+dash and courage, and not so friendly and affectionate as the others,
+and therefore apt to stick with just its nose out of a hole so that you
+can't pick it up, or else it will "lay up" and give a lot of trouble
+digging it out.
+
+For rat-catching the female ferret should always be used, as it is not
+half the size of the male, and can therefore follow a rat faster and
+better in narrow holes; in fact, an ordinary female ferret should be
+able to follow a full-grown rat anywhere. The male ferret should be kept
+entirely for rabbiting, as he has not to follow down small holes, and
+being stronger than the female can stand the rough knocking about he
+often gets from a rabbit better than his wife can.
+
+In buying a ferret for work, get one from nine to fifteen months old, as
+young ferrets I find usually have more courage and dash than an old one.
+They have not been so often punished and therefore do not think
+discretion the better part of valour. However this will not be found to
+be an invariable rule. I have known old ferrets that would have faced a
+lion and seemed to care nothing about being badly bitten; whereas I have
+known a young ferret turn out good-for-nothing from having one sharp nip
+from a rat. Such beasts had better be parted with, for a bad, slow, or
+cowardly ferret is vexation of spirit and not profitable.
+
+If I am buying brown ferrets I always pick the darkest, as I fancy they
+have most dash. This may be only fancy, or it may be the original ferret
+was white and that the brown is the cross between it and the polecat,
+and that therefore the darker the ferret, the more like it is in temper
+as well as colour to its big, strong, wild ancestor. Anyhow I buy the
+dark ones.
+
+If I am buying female ferrets, I like big _long_ ones, as a small ferret
+has not weight enough to tackle a big rat, and therefore often gets
+desperately punished. I like to see the ferrets in a tub, end up,
+looking well nourished and strong; and directly I touch the tub I like
+to see them dash out of their hidden beds in the straw and rush to
+spring up the sides like a lot of furies. When I put my hand in to take
+one, I prefer not to be bitten; but yet I have often known a ferret turn
+out very well that has begun by making its teeth meet through my finger.
+When I have the ferret in hand, I first look at its tail and then at its
+feet, and if these are clean it will do. If, on the other hand, I find a
+thin appearance about the hairs of its tail and a black-looking dust at
+the roots, the ferret goes back into the tub; or if the underside of the
+feet are black and the claws encrusted with dirt, I will have nothing to
+say to it, as it has the mange and will be troublesome to cure. All this
+done, I put the ferret on the ground and keep picking it up and letting
+it go; if when I do this it sets up the hairs of its tail, arches its
+back and hisses at me, I may buy it; but I know, if I do, I shall have
+to handle it much to get it tame. If, on the other hand, when I play
+with it the ferret begins to dance sideways and play, I pay down my
+money and take it at once, for I have never known a playful ferret to
+prove a bad one.
+
+If when you get the ferret it is wild and savage, it should be
+constantly handled till it is quite tamed before it is used. Little
+brothers and sisters will be found useful at this. Give them the ferret
+to play with in an empty or nearly empty barn or shed where it cannot
+escape. Put into the shed with them some long drain pipes, and tell them
+to ferret rats out of them. The chances are they will put the ferret
+through them and pick it up so often, that it will learn there is
+nothing to fear when it comes out of a real rat's hole, and will ever
+after "come to hand" readily. You had better not be in the way when the
+children return to their mother or nurse. I have had disagreeable
+moments on such occasions.
+
+Having got all your ferrets, the next question is how to keep them. I
+have tried scores of different houses for them. I have kept them in a
+big roomy shed, in tubs, in boxes, and in pits in the ground; but now I
+always use a box with three compartments. The left-hand compartment
+should be the smallest and filled with wheat-straw well packed in, with
+a small round hole a little way up the division, for the ferrets to use
+as a door. The middle compartment should be empty and have the floor and
+front made of wire netting, to allow light, ventilation and drainage.
+The third compartment should be entered from the middle one by a hole in
+the division, but should have a strong tin tray fitting over the floor
+of it covered with sand, which can be drawn out and cleaned; the front
+of this compartment, too, should be wire netting. The sand tray should
+be removed and cleaned every day, even Sundays. The house should stand
+on legs about a foot high. Each compartment should have a separate lid,
+and the little entrance holes through the divisions should have a slide
+to shut them, so that any one division can be opened without all the
+ferrets rushing out. The bed should be changed once a week. Such a box
+as I have shown is large enough for ten ferrets. For a mother with a
+family a much smaller box will suffice, but it should be made on the
+same plan. For bedding use only wheat-straw. Either barley-straw or hay
+will give ferrets mange in a few days.
+
+After housing the ferrets, they will require feeding. I have always
+given my ferrets bread and milk once or twice a week, which was placed
+in flat tins in the middle compartment; but care should be taken to
+clean out the tins each time, as any old sour milk in them will turn the
+fresh milk and make the ferrets ill. The natural food of ferrets is
+flesh--the flesh of small animals--and therefore it should be the chief
+food given. Small birds, rats and mice are to them dainty morsels, but
+the ferrets will be sure to drag these into their beds to eat and will
+leave the skins untouched; these should be removed each day. When my
+ferrets are not in regular work they are fed just before sunset; if they
+are fed in the morning they are no good for work all day, and one can
+never tell (except on Sundays) that one of the dogs may not find a rat
+that _wants_ killing. The day before real work, I give the ferrets bread
+and milk in the morning, and nothing on the day they go out until their
+work is over. This makes them keen. Remember ferrets work hard in a big
+day's ratting, and therefore should be well nourished and strong; a
+ferret that is not will not have the courage to face a rat.
+
+I have listened to all sorts of theories from old hands about feeding
+ferrets, but have followed the advice of few. For instance, I have been
+told that if you give flesh, such as rats and birds, to a ferret that
+has young ones, it will drag it into the straw among the little ones,
+who will get the blood on them, and then the mother will eat them by
+mistake. All I can say is, I have reared hundreds of young ferrets and
+have always given the mothers flesh. It is true that ferrets will eat
+their young, and the way to bring this about is to disturb the babies in
+the nest. If you leave them quite alone till they begin to creep about I
+believe there is no danger.
+
+Then many old rat-catchers never give a ferret a rat with its tail on,
+as they believe there is poison in it. I remember one old fellow saying
+to me as he cut off the tail before putting the rat into the ferrets'
+box, "Bar the tail--I allus bars the tail--there's wenom in the tail."
+There may be "wenom" in it; but, if there is, it won't hurt the ferrets,
+for they never eat it or the skin.
+
+If ferrets are properly cared for they are rarely ill, and the only
+trouble I have ever had is with mange, which, as I have said before,
+attacks the tail and feet. Most rat-catchers keep a bottle of spirits of
+tar, with which they dress the affected parts. It cures the mange, but,
+by the way the poor little beasts hop about after being dressed, I fear
+it stings dreadfully. I have always used sulphur and lard, and after
+rubbing it well in a few times I have always found it worked a cure. The
+_objection_ to sulphur and lard is that it does not hurt, for I have
+noticed that sort of man generally prefers using a remedy that hurts a
+lot--that is, where the patient is not himself, but an animal.
+
+No big day's ratting ever takes place without a ferret getting badly
+bitten. When this is so, the ferret should never be used again until it
+is quite well. It should be sent home and put in a quiet box, apart from
+the others, and the bites gently touched with a little sweet oil from
+time to time; or, if it festers much, it should be sponged with warm
+water.
+
+I have often had ferrets die of their wounds, and these have usually
+been the best I had. Again, with wounds the old rat-catcher uses the
+tar-bottle, chiefly, I think, because it hurts the ferret, and therefore
+must have "a power of wirtue."
+
+Before going further I should point out to all students of this
+ennobling profession that the very first thing they have to learn is to
+pick up a ferret. Don't grab it by its tail, or hold it by its head as
+you would a mad bull-dog; but take hold of it lightly round the
+shoulders, with its front legs falling gracefully out below from between
+your fingers. Then when you go to the box for your ferrets, and they
+come clambering up the side like a pack of hungry wolves, put your hand
+straight in among them without a glove, and pick up which one you
+require. Don't hesitate a moment. Don't dangle your hand over their
+heads till you can make a dash and catch one. The ferrets will only
+think your hand is their supper coming and will grab it, with no ill
+intent; but if you put it down steadily and slowly, they will soon learn
+you only do so to take them out, and your hand will become as welcome to
+them as flowers in spring.
+
+True, at first, with strange ferrets you may be bitten; but it is not a
+very serious thing if you are, as ferrets' bites are never venomous, as
+the bites of rats often are. I have in my time been bitten by ferrets
+many dozens of times and have never suffered any ill effects. There, I
+think that is enough for your first lesson, so I will send it off at
+once and get it printed for you.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+The first chapter of this lesson-book has gone to the printer, so I
+don't quite know what I said in it, but I think we had finished the
+home-life of the ferret and were just taking it out of its box.
+Different professors have different opinions as to what is next to be
+done with it. Many (and they are good men too) think you should put it
+into a box about eighteen inches long, ten inches high, and ten wide;
+the box to be divided into two compartments, with a lid to each, and
+with leather loops to these lids through which to thrust a pointed spade
+so as to carry it on your shoulder. I have tried this plan, but I have
+never quite liked it. I have found that after a heavy day's work the box
+was apt to get heavy and feel as if it were a grandfather's clock
+hanging on your back. Then the ratting spade was engaged instead of
+being free to mump a rat on the head in a hurry, or point out a likely
+hole to the dogs. When a ferret was wanted, all the others would dash
+out and have to be hunted about to be re-caught. Now and then the lids
+came open and let all out; and now and then I let the box slip off the
+spade and fall to the ground, and then I felt sorry for the ferrets
+inside it! No, I have always carried my ferrets in a good strong canvas
+bag, with a little clean straw at the bottom, and a leather strap and
+buckle stitched on to it with which to close it. Don't tie the bag with
+a piece of string--it is sure to get lost; and don't have a stiff buckle
+on your strap that takes ten minutes to undo. Remember the life of a rat
+may depend upon your getting your ferret out quickly. Never throw the
+bag of ferrets down; lay them down gently. Don't leave the bag on the
+ground in a broiling sun with some of the ferrets in it while you are
+using the others, or in a cold draughty place on a cold day; find a snug
+corner for them, if you can, and cover them up with a little straw or
+grass to keep them warm.
+
+If, when carrying your ferrets, they chatter in the bag, let them; it is
+only singing, not fighting. I have never known a ferret hurt another in
+a bag. Always bag your ferret as soon as you have done with it; don't
+drag it about in your hand for half an hour, and don't put it in your
+pocket, as it will make your coat smell.
+
+When I have done work and turned towards home, I have made it a rule
+always to put a dead rat into the bag, as I think it amuses the ferrets
+and breaks the monotony of a long journey; just as when I run down home
+I like taking a snack at Swindon Station, just to divert my mind from
+the racketing of the train and the thought of the hard seat. When you
+get home, give the ferrets a rat for every two of them, if you can
+afford it, for then they need only eat the best joints. If you have not
+many dead rats and want to save some for the morrow, one rat for three
+ferrets is enough for twenty-four hours; but don't forget to give them
+water or milk.
+
+I think I have said enough as to the management of ferrets, and will go
+on to speak of the necessary tools. The chief thing is a good ratting
+spade. What the musket is to the soldier, the spade is to the
+rat-catcher. You may get on without it, but you won't do much killing. I
+have tried many shapes, but the one I like best is on the pattern of the
+above drawing. It should not be too heavy, but yet strong; and,
+therefore, the handle should be made of a good piece of ash, and the
+other parts of the best tempered steel, and the edge should be sharp
+enough to cut quickly through a thick root. The spike should be sharp,
+so as easily to enter the ground and feel for a lost hole. This will
+constantly save a long dig and much time; besides, one can often bolt a
+rat by a few well-directed prods in a soft bank--not that I approve of
+this, as there may be more than one rat in the hole, and by prodding out
+one you are contented to leave others behind. No, I think the ferret
+should go down every hole challenged by the dogs, as then you are pretty
+sure of making a clean job of it.
+
+Besides the spade, I have always kept a few trap boxes. These are to
+catch a ferret should one lay up and have to be left behind. I bait them
+with a piece of rat and place them at the mouth of the hole, and it is
+rare I don't find the ferret in it in the morning. I also take one of
+these traps with me if I am going where rats are very numerous; then, if
+a ferret stops too long in a hole, I stick the mouth of the trap over
+the hole and pack it round with earth and stop up all the bolt holes,
+and then go on working with the other ferrets. When the sluggard is at
+last tired of the hole, it walks into the trap, shoving up the wire
+swing door, which falls down behind it, and there it has to stop till
+you fetch it.
+
+If I am going to ferret wheat stacks where rats have worked strong, I
+take with me half a dozen pieces of thin board about a foot long. I do
+so for this reason. The first thing rats do when they take possession of
+a stack is to make a good path, or run, all round it just under the
+eaves; and when disturbed by ferrets, they get into this run and keep
+running away round and round the stack without coming to the ground.
+Therefore, before putting in the ferrets, I take a ladder, and going
+round the eaves of the stack I stick the boards in so as to cut off
+these runs, and when a rat goes off for a gallop he comes to "no
+thoroughfare," and feeling sure the ferret is after him, he in
+desperation comes to the ground, and then the dogs can have a chance. I
+once killed twenty-eight rats out of a big stack in twenty minutes after
+the ferrets were put in, all thanks to these stop-boards; and though I
+ran the ferrets through and through the stack afterwards, I did not
+start another, and so I believe I had got the lot.
+
+I think I have enumerated all the tools required for rat-catching. I
+need not mention a knife and a piece of string, as all honest men have
+them in their pocket always, even on Sundays. Some rat-catchers take
+with them thick leather gloves to save their getting bitten by a rat or
+a ferret; but I despise such effeminate ways, and I consider he does not
+know his profession if he cannot catch either ferret or rat with his
+naked hands.
+
+I must now turn to the subject of dogs--one far more important than
+either ferrets or tools, and one so large that if I went on writing and
+writing to the end of my days I should not get to the end of it, and so
+shall only make a few notes upon it as a slight guide to the student,
+leaving him to follow it up and work it out for himself; but in so doing
+I beg to say that his future success as a rat-catcher will depend on his
+mastering the subject.
+
+But, before proceeding further, I am anxious to say a few words in
+parenthesis for the benefit of the Head Masters of our schools.
+Admirable as their academies are for turning out Greek and Latin
+scholars, I cannot help thinking a proper provision is seldom made in
+their establishments for acquiring a real working knowledge of the
+profession of a rat-catcher; and I wish to suggest that it would be as
+well to insist on all those students who wish to take up this subject
+keeping at school at least one good dog and a ferret, and that two
+afternoons a week should be set apart entirely for field practice, and
+that the cost of this should be jotted down at the end of each term in
+the little school account that is sent home to the students' parents. I
+know most high-spirited boys will object to this and call it a fresh
+tyranny, and ever after hate me for proposing it; but I do it under a
+deep sense of duty, being convinced that it is far better they should
+perfectly master the rudimentary knowledge of such an honest profession
+as that of rat-catcher, than that they should drift on through their
+school life with no definite future marked out, finally to become
+perhaps such scourges of society as M.P.s who make speeches when
+Parliament is not sitting. Judging from the columns of the newspapers,
+there must be many thousands who come to this most deplorable end; and
+if I can only turn one from such a vicious course, I shall feel I have
+benefitted mankind even more than by killing rats and other vermin.
+
+Now I must return to the subject of dogs, and in doing so I will first
+begin on their masters, for to make a good dog, a good master is also
+absolutely necessary. Anybody that has thought about it knows that as is
+the master, so is the dog. A quiet man has a quiet dog, a quarrelsome
+man a quarrelsome dog, a bright quick man a bright quick dog, and a
+loafing idle ruffian a slinking slothful cur.
+
+First of all, then, the dog's master must understand dog talk; for they
+do talk, and eloquently too, with their tongues, their ears, their
+eyes, their legs, their tail, and even with the hairs on their backs;
+and therefore don't be astonished if you find me saying in the following
+pages, "Pepper told me this," or "Wasp said so-and-so." Why, I was once
+told by a bull terrier that a country policeman was a thief, and,
+"acting on information received," I got the man locked up in prison for
+three months, and it just served him right. Having learnt dog language,
+use it to your dog in a reasonable way: talk to him as a friend, tell
+him the news of the day, of your hopes and fears, your likes and
+dislikes, but above all use talk always in the place of a whip. For
+instance, when breaking in a young dog not to kill a ferret, take hold
+of the dog with a short line, put the ferret on the ground in front of
+him, and when he makes a dash at it say, "What _are_ you up to? War
+ferret! Why, I gave four and sixpence for that, you fool, and now you
+want to kill it! Look here (picking the ferret up and fondling it), this
+is one of my friends. Smell it (putting it near his nose). Different
+from a rat, eh? Rather sweet, ain't it? War ferret, war ferret! Would
+you, you rascal? Ain't you ashamed of yourself? War ferret, war ferret!"
+Repeat this a few times for two or three days, and when you first begin
+working the dog and he is excitedly watching for a rat to bolt, just say
+"War ferret" to him, and he will be sure to understand. Should he,
+however, in his excitement make a dash at a ferret, shout at him to
+stop, and then, picking up the ferret, rub it over his face, all the
+time scolding him well for what he has done; but don't hit him, and
+probably he will never look at a ferret again.
+
+In my opinion there is nothing like a thrashing to spoil a dog or a boy;
+reason with them and talk to them, and if they are worth keeping they
+will understand and obey. Mind, a dog must always obey, and obey at the
+first order. Always give an order in a decided voice as if you meant it,
+and never overlook the slightest disobedience. One short whistle should
+always be enough. If the dog does not obey, call him up and, repeating
+the whistle, scold him _with a scold in your voice_. Don't shout or bawl
+at him for all the country to hear and the rats too, but just make your
+_words sting_. If he repeats his offence, put a line and collar on him
+and lead him for half an hour, telling him all the time why you do so,
+and he will be so ashamed of himself that the chances are he will obey
+you ever after.
+
+Put yourself in the dog's place. Fancy if, when you have "kicked a bit
+over the traces" at school, the head-master, instead of thrashing you,
+made you walk up and down the playground or cricket-field with him for
+half an hour; but no, that would be too awful; it would border on
+brutality! But you would not forget it in a hurry.
+
+We humans often behave well and do good, not because it is our duty so
+to do, but for what the world will say and for the praise we may get.
+Dogs are not in all things superior to humans, and in this matter of
+praise I fear they are even inferior to us. They most dearly love
+praise, and a good dog should always get it for any and every little
+service he renders to man. Remember, he is the only living thing that
+takes a _pleasure_ in working for man, and his sole reward is man's
+approbation. Give it him, then, and give it him hot and warm when he
+deserves it, and he will be willing to do anything for you and will
+spend his life worshipping you and working for you; for better, for
+worse, for richer, for poorer, he is yours, with no sneaking thoughts
+of a divorce court in the background.
+
+There is another thing a master should always do for his dog himself and
+do it with reason. See to his comfort; see that he has good food and
+water and is comfortably lodged. Don't let him be tied up to a hateful
+kennel in a back yard, baked by the sun in summer and nearly frozen in
+winter; often without water, and with food thrown into a dish that is
+already half full of sour and dirty remains of yesterday's dinner. This
+is not reasonable and is cruel. When he is not with you, shut him up in
+a kennel, big or little, made as nearly as you can have it on the model
+of a kennel for hounds. Let it be cool and airy in summer and snug and
+warm in winter; keep all clean--kennel, food, dishes, water and beds.
+Don't forget that different dogs have different requirements; for
+instance, that a long thick coated dog will sleep with comfort out in
+the snow, while a short-coated one will shiver in a thick bed of straw.
+Picture to yourself, as you tuck the warm blankets round you on a cold
+winters night, what your thin-coated pointer is undergoing in a draughty
+kennel on a bare plank bed, chained up to a "misery trap" in the back
+yard, which is half full of drifted snow. Think of it, and get up and
+put the dog in a spare loose box in the stable for the night, and have a
+proper kennel made for him in the morning.
+
+I once had a favourite dog named "Rough" that died of distemper. A small
+child asked me a few days afterwards if dogs when they died went to
+heaven, and I, not knowing better, answered, "Yes"; and the child said,
+"Won't Rough wag his old tail when he sees me come in?" When you "come
+in" I hope there will be all your departed dogs wagging their tails to
+meet you. It will depend upon how you have treated them here; but take
+my word for it, my friend, you will never be allowed to pass that door
+if the dogs bark and growl at you.
+
+Don't suppose I am a sentimental "fat pug on a string" sort of man. Next
+to humans I like dogs best of all creatures. Why, I have made my living
+by their killing rats for me at twopence per rat and three pound a farm,
+and I am grateful: but I like dogs in their proper place. For instance,
+as a rule, I dislike a dog in the house. The house was meant for man and
+should be kept for him. I think when a man goes indoors his dog should
+be shut up in the kennel and not be allowed to wander about doing
+mischief, eating trash, learning to loaf, and under no discipline. Now
+and then I do allow an old dog that has done a life's hard work to roam
+about as he likes, and even walk into my study (I mean kitchen) and sit
+before the fire and chat with me; but, then, such dogs have established
+characters, and nothing can spoil them; besides, they are wise beasts
+with a vast experience, and I can learn a lot from them. It was from one
+of these I learnt all about the prigging policeman.
+
+A young dog is never good for much who is allowed to run wild; every one
+is his master and he obeys no one, and when he is taken out he is dull
+and stupid, thinking more of the kitchen scraps than of business. No,
+when I go to work, I like to let the dogs out myself, to see them dash
+about, dance around, jump up at me and bark with joy. I like to see the
+young ones topple each other over in sport, and the old ones gallop on
+ahead to the four crossways, and stand there watching to see which way I
+am going, and then, when I give them the direction with a wave of the
+hand, bolt off down the road with a wriggle of content. You might trust
+your life to dogs in such a joyful temper, for they would be sure to
+stand by you.
+
+Thank you, young gentlemen; that is enough for this morning's lesson.
+You may now amuse yourselves with your Ovid or Euclid.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+I am a working man, or rather have been till I got the rheumatics, and
+as such I naturally stick to my own class and prefer associating with
+those of my own sort, and therefore I always keep working dogs.
+
+I have often bred aristocratic dogs, dogs descended from great
+prize-winners and with long pedigrees, and among them I have had some
+good ones, honest and true; but as a rule I must say my experience
+proves that the shorter the pedigree the better the dog, and now if I
+could get them I should like to keep dogs that never had a father. Some
+people I know call me a cad, a clod, a chaw-bacon, etc., and they call
+my dogs curs and mongrels. Such men talk nonsense and should be kept
+specially to make speeches during the recess. I don't care to defend
+_myself_ but I must stand up for my dogs against all comers; and I
+assert boldly that, nine times out of ten, a dog with no pedigree is
+worth two with a long one. When I get a new dog I never ask who he is,
+or who his father was, but I go by his looks and his performances. There
+are dogs like men in all classes, who have either a mean, spiteful,
+vicious look, or a dull, heavy, dead one; such I avoid both in dog and
+man, for I find they are not worth knowing. Any other dog will do for
+me, and even now, though I don't often go ratting, I have as good a lot
+as ever stood at a hole, and I don't think I can do better than describe
+them as a guide to students when they come to getting a kennel together.
+
+First of all, I never give a lot of money for a dog--how can I with rats
+at twopence each?--but, if I can, I drop on a likely-looking young one
+about a year old who was going to be "put away" on account of the tax. I
+got the oldest I have now in the kennel in this way. It followed George
+Adams, the carrier, home one night, and to this day has never been
+claimed; and when the tax-collector spoke to him about it, he offered it
+to me, and I took it and gave it the name of "Come-by-chance," but in
+the family and among friends she is now called "Chance."
+
+If Chance is of any family I should think her mother was a setter and
+her father a bob-tail sheep-dog; but, then, I can't make out where she
+got her legs! She is red and white, with a perfect setter's head. She
+has the hind parts of a sheep-dog and evidently never had a tail; and
+her legs, which are very thick, would be short for a big terrier. Such
+are her looks, which certainly are not much to speak of; but if I had
+the pen of a Sir Walter Scott I could not do credit to the perfection
+of her character. For seven years she has been the support of my
+business, and I can safely say she has caused the death of more rats
+than all my other dogs put together. I say _caused_, for she is slow at
+killing and leaves this matter of detail to younger hands. If another
+dog is not near she will _catch_ a rat and even kill it; but she has a
+soft mouth, and all the other dogs, except quite the youngest, know
+this, and, against the rule, will always dash in when she has a rat in
+her mouth and take it from her, and she gives it up without a struggle.
+
+No, her forte is to _find_ a rat. She is always in and out, up the bank,
+through the hedge, down the bank; not a tuft of grass escapes her, and
+she would hunt down each side of Regent Street and in and out of the
+carriages if she found herself there. She lives hunting. Nothing ever
+escapes her; one sniff at the deepest and most turn-about hole is
+enough. If the rat is not in, on she goes in a minute; but should it be
+ensconced deep down in the furthest corner, she stops at once and just
+turns her head round and says quietly to me, "Here's one." Then, whilst
+I am getting out a ferret, over the bank she goes, in and out the hedge
+in all directions, and never fails to find and mark every bolt-hole for
+the other dogs to stand at that belongs to the one where the rat is. As
+soon as I begin to put in the ferret, she will come over the hedge, give
+herself a shake, and sit down and watch the proceedings, not offering to
+take a part herself, as she feels there are more able dogs ready, and
+that this is not her strong point. Suppose a rat bolts and is killed and
+the ferret comes out, Chance will never leave the hole till she has
+taken a sniff at it to make sure all the rats have been cleared out. I
+have never known her make a mistake. If _she_ says there is a rat in,
+there is one without any doubt; if she says there is not, it is no good
+running a ferret through the hole. Should I be alone, with no one to
+look out for the ferret when it comes out on the other side of a bank,
+Chance without a word being said to her will get over and look out, and
+directly the ferret appears will come back to me and give a wriggle,
+looking in the direction of the ferret, and then I know I must get over
+and pick it up.
+
+She has one peculiarity. When she followed George Adams home, seven
+years ago, she was shy and scared; but, as it was a cold night, George,
+being a kind-hearted fellow, invited her to step indoors, an invitation
+she accepted in a frightened sort of way. On the hearth sat a little
+girl of three years old, eating her supper, and Chance, doubtless
+feeling very hungry, came and sat down in front of her and watched her
+with a wistful look. The child was not afraid and soon began feeding
+the dog, who took the pieces of food most gently from her fingers. When
+the child was taken up to bed, Chance secretly followed, and getting
+under the crib slept there all night. Only once since then has Chance
+failed to sleep in that same place, and that was the first night I had
+her. She was shut up in the kennel and never stopped barking all night.
+Since then she has always followed me home, eaten her supper at the
+kitchen door, and then gone off to her bed under the crib. Early in the
+morning she is again at my door and never goes near George's house till
+bed-time.
+
+If Chance has no tail, the next dog on the list, "Tinker," makes up the
+average. He is a little black, hard-coated dog, with the head of a
+greyhound and tail of a foxhound. His head is nearly as long as his
+body, and his tail is just a little longer. In all ways he is a
+proficient at rat-catching, except that he has been known to mark a hole
+where there was no rat; but his strong point is killing. He will stand
+well back from a hole, and it does not matter how many rats bolt, or how
+fast, each gets one snap and is dead and dropped without Tinker having
+moved a foot. I named him Tinker, for a tinker gave him to me "cos he
+warn't no sort of waller."
+
+Then on my list next comes "Grindum," a mongrel bull-terrier, just the
+tenderest hearted, mildest dispositioned dog that ever killed a rat. He
+has but a poor nose and is not clever, but he has one strong point,
+which he developed for himself without being taught. It is this: when I
+am ferreting a thick hairy bank with a big ditch, Grindum always goes
+some ten yards off and places himself in the ditch, and, let the
+excitement be what it will, he never moves; and should a rat in the
+thick grass escape the other dogs and bolt down the ditch, it is a
+miracle if it does not die when it reaches him. I have better and
+cleverer dogs, I know; but I think Grindum brings in as many twopences
+as any of them, and we are not going to part! The way I got Grindum is
+quite a little history, and I will tell it, though if you boys like, you
+can skip it and go on with a more serious part of your lesson.
+
+Not far from where I lived there was, in a most out-of-the-way corner on
+a common, an old sand-pit, and in this a miserable dilapidated cottage,
+consisting of two rooms. This for some years had been empty, but one
+fine morning was discovered to be inhabited by a man, his wife and two
+children--a boy of twelve and a girl of seven--and a bull-terrier. No
+one knew anything about them or where they had come from, and when the
+landlord of the hut went to eject them, he found them in such a
+miserable half-starved condition that he left them alone.
+
+Our parson called on them three times--the first time the wife told him
+they did not like strangers and parsons in particular; the second time
+the husband told him to clear out sharp, or he would do him a mischief;
+and the third time the man took up a knife and began sharpening it,
+preparatory, he said, to cutting the parson's throat!
+
+Two months after this the man, after sitting drinking in the village
+pot-house all the morning, stepped round to an old mid-wife and asked
+her "to come and lay his wife out." The woman went and did her work and
+said nothing at the time, but later on it was whispered about that she
+had told some of her pals that "the poor crittur was black and blue, and
+that it was on her mind that the husband had murdered her!" After this,
+as I passed the cottage, I often saw the two children sitting on a log
+of wood outside, with the bull-dog sitting between them. None of the
+three ever moved out; all blinked their eyes at me as I passed, as if
+they were unaccustomed to the sight of a fellow-creature.
+
+Two or three months passed, during which the man was constantly drinking
+at the village public-house; but he always left at sundown--"to look
+after the kids," he said. Then there was a poaching fray on a nobleman's
+estate near. Six keepers came on five poachers one moonlight night.
+There was a hard fight, and at last the keepers took two of the men and
+the other three bolted, but one was recognized as the man from the
+sand-pit and was "wanted" by the police.
+
+A few nights after this I was walking down a lane in the dark near my
+house, when the sand-pit man stepped out of the hedge, leading his dog
+by a cord, and turning to me said, "Here, master, if you want a good
+dog, here is one for you; I am off to give myself up to the police, and
+I am going to turn queen's evidence against my pals." I replied that I
+did not want such a dog, so he said, "All right, then I'll cut his
+throat," and then and there prepared to do so. This was more than I
+could stand, so I took the cord and led the dog away, but before doing
+so, I asked, "How about your children?" He gave a short laugh, and said,
+"They would be properly provided for." It afterwards turned out that
+soon after leaving me he walked straight into the arms of two policemen,
+who saved him the trouble of giving himself up by taking him into
+custody.
+
+I led my new dog home and tied him up in the corner of an open
+wood-shed, giving him a bundle of straw and a dish of bones, and by the
+starved look of him I should say this was the biggest meal he had ever
+had in his life.
+
+I sat up late that night reading, and all the time in a remote corner of
+my mind the sand-pit man, the two children and the dog kept turning
+about, till at last, about midnight or later, I thought I would go to
+bed; but before doing so I made up my mind that I would see if my new
+dog was all right. I lit a lantern and stepped out of the door and found
+it was blowing and snowing and biting cold. Mercifully I persevered and
+reached the wood-shed, and what I saw there by the light of my lantern
+did startle me. There was the bull-dog sure enough lying curled up in
+the straw blinking hard at me, but--could I believe my eyes?--there
+lying with him, with their arms entwined round each other and round the
+dog, were the two children from the sand-pit fast asleep, but looking
+so pale and pinched I thought they must be dead.
+
+I will give place to no man living at rat-catching and minding dogs, but
+here was a pretty mess, for I am no good with little children; so
+putting down my lantern, I hurried back to the house and got two rugs
+and with them wrapped the children and dog up snugly. Then I went in and
+woke up my wife, who had already gone to bed, and called some other
+women who were in the house, and after telling them what I had found, I
+made up a big fire in the kitchen and put on some water to boil. In a
+very few minutes my wife was downstairs and battling her way with me off
+to the wood-shed. I untied the dog and moved him away from the children.
+This woke them both, and they sat up and rubbed their eyes, and the poor
+boy appeared almost scared to death, but the little girl was quite
+quiet, and only watched his face with a sad careworn old look which I
+pray I may never see on a child's face again.
+
+My wife is really smart with little children, and in half no time she
+was on her knees crooning over them, and soon she had the girl in her
+arms; but when I attempted to pick up the boy he only screamed and
+struggled, and kept calling out, "Grindum, Grindum! I won't leave
+Grindum. I shall be killed if I leave Grindum. Let me stay with
+Grindum." I assured him he should not be separated from Grindum "never
+no more," and at last I partially quieted him, and he allowed me to
+carry him into the kitchen and place him on a stool in front of the fire
+with his sister, while his beloved Grindum sat by his side blinking as
+if nothing unusual had taken place, and as if he had done the same each
+night for the last three months and felt a little bored by it.
+
+The first thing to be done, my wife said, was to feed the children, and
+while she and the other women busied about getting it ready, I sat and
+watched them. Both were remarkably pretty; both dark, with finely cut
+features, big eyes and thick soft black hair; but yet in different ways
+both had something sad about them. The boy never sat still for a moment,
+but kept glancing fearfully at me, then at the women, and then at the
+door, as if he expected something dreadful to happen, and all the time
+kept grasping the arm of his little sister with one hand as if for
+protection, and clinging to the soft skin of Grindum's neck with the
+other. If he caught my eye, or if I spoke to him, he flinched as if I
+had struck him, and turned livid and tugged so hard at Grindum's skin
+that the poor dog's eyes were pulled into mere slits, through which I
+could see he yet went on blinking at the fire. The girl sat half turned
+round to the boy and never took her eyes off his face, looking the very
+essence of womanly pity and love. Now and then when he suffered from a
+paroxysm of fear, she would softly stroke his face, which appeared to
+soothe him instantly; but nothing she could do could ever stop the wild
+restless look in his eyes or prevent his glancing about as if watching
+for some dreadful apparition. It was a sad, sad picture, made doubly
+striking by the utter stolidity and indifference of that awful dog,
+Grindum.
+
+Soon hot basins of bread and milk were prepared, which both children eat
+ravenously, and then they were put into steaming hot baths, washed,
+dried, combed, and wrapped in blankets; but when we attempted to take
+them up to the nice warm beds that had been prepared for them, there was
+the same wild terrified cry from the boy for Grindum; and to pacify him
+the dog had to be taken upstairs with them, and half an hour later,
+when my wife and I peeped into the room, we saw the two children locked
+in each other's arms fast asleep, with Grindum curled up on the bed next
+to the boy, yet blinking horribly, but perfectly composed and making
+himself at home.
+
+How those two children found their way that night through a blinding
+snow-storm to their only living friend, the dear blinking Grindum, I
+never could find out. All I could ever get from the boy was, "Oh, I
+always go where Grindum goes!" and the little girl could only say, "Jack
+took me." My wife says angels guided them. Maybe she's right, but I
+hardly think angels would be likely to go about on such a night; still
+my wife went out in the snow and wind to the shed and got out of her
+snug bed to do it, but then she put on a pea jacket and clogs, and that
+makes a difference.
+
+This is a tiring long story to write, and I have not quite done it yet,
+for I must finish with the sand-pit man. He was tried, convicted and got
+three years. A year after he had been in prison he tried to escape by
+getting over a high wall, but in doing so he fell from the top and broke
+his back. He lingered some days and seemed to find a pleasure in telling
+the prison parson of all his misdeeds and in boasting of them. There was
+a long list, but only the last part of his story will serve for "the use
+of schools." It appears from what he said that, after he had given me
+the dog, he had intended to steal back to his house and take the two
+children to a deep pond and there drown them. Then, free from family
+ties, he hoped to get away and ship himself off to America. He also said
+that in a fit of rage he had thrashed his wife to death with his fists,
+and that his boy from having seen him do it had gone mad with fear, and
+was so bad, especially at night, that if he had not got a bull-dog
+sleeping with him as a sort of friend, he would go into a fit with fear
+and was often unconscious for hours.
+
+It was an ugly story, and I am glad to say with the death of the
+sand-pit man the miserable part of the children's life ended. The girl
+is now twelve years old and has never left us. She is as sharp as a
+needle and as honest as old Chance and as good. She is having a good
+education, thanks to our Rector's wife, and could if need be earn her
+own livelihood, but we are not going ever to part with her.
+
+The boy Jack was a great trouble to us at first. For months he would not
+be parted for a moment, day or night, from Grindum, and the dog actually
+had to go to school with him; but the master utterly failed to teach the
+boy even as far as A B C in his alphabet, and the dog not to blink; and
+so, one fine day, I had both returned on my hands as hopeless
+ignoramuses. I could not keep a blinking dog at home in idleness, so I
+took him with me ratting, and as Jack would not be parted from the dog,
+he had to come too. Everyone says the boy is "cracked." He is queer, I
+will allow, but if you will find me a better hand at rat-catching in all
+its branches, I should like to look at him; and besides, if Jack is
+cracked, then I like cracked boys, for I never came across one more
+obedient, more truthful, or more steady, and I find him a perfect
+treasure on the other side of the bank at the bolt holes.
+
+Jack never mentions the past, and I should be inclined to think he had
+forgotten it, only if he is parted from Grindum for a short time he
+becomes wild looking about the eyes again and restless. At such times
+his sister, who mothers him much, will sit by him and stroke his face
+softly, when he will quickly recover himself. I don't know what will
+happen when Grindum "blinks his last," but the boy begins to follow me
+about and seems to cling to me, and by that time I hope I shall be so
+well liked by him that I may take Grindum's place.
+
+Just two words more about Grindum and I have done. One is that the first
+time Grindum caught a rat, he picked it up by its hind leg, and the rat
+made its teeth meet through his nose. He softly put the rat down and it
+escaped, and I made my sides ache and greatly astonished all the other
+dogs by laughing at this great soft beast as he sat on his haunches
+licking the blood as it trickled from his nose, and staring up into the
+sky with a far-off vacant look, blinking worse than ever.
+
+The other word is this. Though Grindum is a bull-dog with an
+awful "Crush your bones, tear your flesh" look, he is just the
+gentlest-hearted beast out, and there is not a puppy in the kennel, nor
+a child in the village, who does not know this and impose on him
+shamefully. Only last Sunday I had to stop a small child of five from
+driving off in a four-wheeled cart, using Grindum as a horse. Once, and
+once only, Grindum showed his temper. A big lout in the village threw a
+stone at him. Grindum only blinked, but Jack saw it and hit the lout,
+who being twice Jack's size turned upon him and knocked him down. In
+half a minute Grindum's teeth had met three times in the lout's calves
+and his trousers required reseating, and in three-quarters of a minute
+Grindum was sitting down with a bland expression of countenance,
+blinking with both eyes at the sky.
+
+Now to continue my lesson on ratting dogs. I have two others, Pepper and
+Wasp--one a badly bred spaniel, and the other a terrier of doubtful
+parentage. They are both nice cheerful young dogs that it is a pleasure
+to see either at play or work, but they are yet young and too apt to get
+excited and wild. They _will_, when a rat is out of his hole, in a
+hedge, dash up and down the entire length of the field, making enormous
+jumps in the air, during which time they listen keenly for the rustle of
+the rat in the grass; and once, but only once, Pepper gave a yap when so
+rushing about, but I spoke to him so severely about this disgustingly
+low habit that he has never done it again.
+
+Wasp is specially good at water, and I have taught him to come to me
+directly a rat is bolted with a plunge into a pond, and I carry her high
+up in my arms round the pond, and when the rat approaches the side, Wasp
+from her high vantage ground will dive down upon it and have it in an
+instant. Both dogs are quick killers and will, I am sure, in time be
+perfect; but as yet I do not think myself justified in putting them into
+a higher class with such dogs as Chance and Tinker.
+
+There! that is all for to-day, young gentlemen. Resume your Cicero, and,
+while you are preparing it, I will go to my room and look over the
+impositions I set you yesterday. It is understood that for "look over
+impositions" we may read, "Smoke cavendish in a short black pipe."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+What do you say, boys? Shall we drop this and have a day's outdoor
+practice? To tell the truth, I don't think much of book-learning,
+especially if the book is written by myself; but I do believe in
+practice. Come along! It is the middle of October--just the nicest time
+of the year and the very best for ratting, for the vermin are yet out in
+the hedges, fine and strong from feeding in the corn, and with few young
+ones about. Come, Jack, we'll get the ferrets first; and off I go with
+the boy to the hutch, while the dogs in the kennel, having heard our
+steps and perfectly understanding what is up, bark and yap at the door,
+jump over each other, tumble and topple about like mad fiends. Before I
+get to the box I hear the ferrets jumping up at the sides, and when I
+open the lid half a dozen are out in a moment, and these I bag as a
+reward for their activity. I throw the others a rat to console them for
+being left at home, and, giving the ferrets to Jack, I strap on a big
+game bag, take up my spade, return and let the dogs out, and off we
+start.
+
+Step out quick, Jack; there are three miles to go before we get to work,
+and it is 8 a.m. and I expect a big day. Yes, Chance, old lady, a fine
+day--a perfect day--a day to make both the feet and the heart light and
+every human sense rejoice. There has been just a little frost in the
+night: you can see that by the way the elms have spread a golden carpet
+under their branches in the lane and by their leaves that yet keep
+falling slowly one by one in the fresh, but dead still, air, and by the
+smell of the turnips, the fresh stubble and the newly turned earth
+behind yonder plough. The sun shines, cobwebs are floating through the
+air and get twisted round one's head, and far and near sounds such as a
+cart on the high road, a sheep dog barking, a boy singing, birds
+chirping, insects humming, the patter of our own feet, and the
+whispering of the brook under the bridge, all form part of a chorus
+heaven-sent to gladden the heart of man. I have heard tell, Chance, or I
+have seen it in a book, or I have felt it myself, I don't quite know
+which, that those who in youth have had such a walk as this, and have
+heard the music, smelt the perfumes and seen the sights (that is if they
+were blessed with eyes to see, ears to hear, and hearts to take in),
+have never forgotten it. The memory appears for a time to pass away
+amidst the struggles of life, but it is never dead; to the soldier in
+battle, to the statesman in council, or the priest in prayers, to those
+in sorrow or in joy or in sickness, there may come, no one knows from
+where, no one knows why, a golden memory of such days, of such a walk.
+Perhaps it is only a gleam resting but a second upon the mind, and
+perhaps leaving it saddened with a longing for days that are past, but
+yet I think making one feel a better man, giving one courage and hope,
+reminding one that, hard as the battle of life may be to fight, dark and
+gloomy as the days may be just now, another morning may arise for us,
+far, far more bright and glorious and joyful, one that will not be
+shadowed over by a returning night; but then that is only for the brave,
+the honest, the truthful--for those who are up early and strive late,
+never beaten, never doubting, always pressing forward.
+
+But, come out of that, Wasp! Don't you know that cows kick if you sniff
+at their heels? Tinker, old man, keep your spirits up; Pepper, come back
+from that wood, for it is preserved. Yes, Jack, I think I'll fill my
+pipe again. Baccy does taste good on a day like this; but what doesn't?
+I feel like a ten-year-old and as fit as a fiddler. Grindum, give over
+blinking and don't look so benevolent. No, Chance, no, old lady, I can't
+pull your tail, for you haven't got one. What, Jack, you say I haven't
+spoken for the past mile? Well, I suppose I have been thinking, and my
+thoughts have not been wholly sad ones. Open the gate; here we are; and
+you get over on the other side of the hedge and don't talk or make a
+noise, for I can see by the work the rats s-w-a-r-m. Steady, dogs,
+steady! And so we start.
+
+The hedge is just what it should be, and if it had been made for ratting
+it could not be better. A round bank of soft earth, a shallow ditch with
+grass, little bush or bramble, and a gap every few yards. There is a
+gateway in the middle, which will make a hot corner later on when
+Grindum has taken his stand there; and there is a pipe under the
+gateway, the far end of which I shall close. The rats have never been
+disturbed, for the runs are as fresh as Oxford Street, and I have
+already seen one or two rats run into the hedge lower down from out the
+wheat stubble, and, there! that whistle has sent a lot more in. Steady,
+Wasp! Well done, Chance; you have marked one in that hole near you, or
+more than one, is there? Well, the more the merrier! Stand, dogs, stand!
+Are you ready, Jack? And in goes a ferret as lively as quicksilver and
+as fierce as a tiger.
+
+For a minute all is quiet; then a slight stir on the other side and two
+snaps of Tinker's lantern-jaws, and two rats dead; three others out of a
+side hole are killed by Wasp, and three others accounted for by Grindum,
+and that fool Pepper is racing and jumping down the hedge a mile off.
+Whistle! whistle! and back he comes, and at that moment Jack picks up a
+ferret on the other side, it having gone through the hole. Chance sniffs
+at it and says it is swept clear, and I block it up with my heel, and
+Jack does the same to the bolt-hole, so that if a rat does come back
+later on the dogs will have a chance; and then on we go a few yards to
+the next hole which Chance marks. This time the ferret went in like a
+lion and came out like a lamb, with the blood running out of the side of
+its face; and whilst I am examining the bite, a real patriarch rat
+bolted at a side hole near Pepper, who strikes at it, misses taking a
+proper hold and gets it too far back, and the next moment the blood is
+pouring from a bite above his eye; but the rat is dead, and Pepper but
+little the worse.
+
+I thought it was too late in the year for young ones, but it was not,
+for at the next hole we came to the ferret got into a nest, killed a
+lot of young ones and "laid up," and, as I had not a box-trap with me, I
+had to dig it out. This took some time, as I lost the hole, and Jack,
+whilst down grubbing with his hands, broke into a wrong one in which the
+old rat was ready for him, and at once bit him through the end of his
+finger. Jack sucked it well and did not mind, but I did not much like
+the appearance of things, for in half-an-hour I had had a ferret laid
+up, and a dog and a boy bitten badly by rats, and these bites are often
+very poisonous. Fortunately this time Jack took no harm and was soon
+well. As soon as Jack pulled his hand out of the rat's hole, Pincher put
+his long nose in, and all was over in a minute. Soon after I came on the
+ferret curled up in a nest of young rats, all minus their heads; and so
+that ferret, from being gorged with food, was no more good for work, and
+had to be put away with the bitten one.
+
+After this we got on much faster; the holes were close together, and
+even with the greatest care lots of rats bolted and went forward, but I
+would not allow the dogs to disturb fresh ground by following them. Some
+went back, and Pepper and Wasp had a good time, for I let them follow
+and work them alone, having stopped all back holes after ferreting them.
+Now and then, Jack and I had to go back, as there was an old pollard
+tree covered with ivy, and many of the rats got up that, and Pincher had
+to be lifted up into the crown to displace them, and then when they
+jumped down, three or four at a time, there was a grand scrimmage.
+
+When we had got twenty yards or so from the gateway, Grindum went
+forward and stood there and killed a dozen rats that tried to pass, and
+a lot more went into the pipe under the roadway. These we left alone,
+only after we had passed we stopped up the open end and opened the shut
+one, so that in future rats going back might wait quietly in the arch
+till we were ready for them. By the time we had got as far as the gate
+it was just noon, so we called the dogs back to a tree we had passed,
+and then Jack and I sat down and paid attention to the game bag, which
+was well provided with cold meat and bread and cheese and a bottle of
+beer.
+
+I am not a good hand at picnics and never was. I mean those big
+gatherings with ladies, lobster salad, hot dishes, plates, knives,
+spoons, champagne, etc. I find the round world was created a little too
+low down to sit upon with comfort; my knees don't make a good table;
+flies get into my beer and hopping things into my plate. I have to get
+up and hand eatables about; things bite me, and more creep about me, and
+it does not look well to scratch. The hostess looks anxious about her
+glass and plate; someone has forgotten the salt, and some one else the
+corkscrew. The host, be he ever so sad, _makes_ fun, and made fun is
+magnified misery to me. No, I don't like picnics; I would rather be at
+home and feed upon a table; and yet a snack at noon-day, after hard
+work, sitting under a tree, with your hands as plates, with a good
+"shut-knife," a silent companion and the dogs all round you, _is_
+pleasant. Double Gloucester then equals Stilton, and bottled beer
+nectar; and then the pipe in quiet, while Jack takes the dogs, after
+they have finished the scraps, to the pond to drink. Talk of Havanas!
+Well, talk of them, but give me that pipe as I loll, half asleep,
+resting against the tree, my legs spread out, and my hat tipped over my
+nose. I half close my eyes and go nearly to sleep, but keep pulling at
+the pipe, and half unconsciously hear the leaves whispering above, the
+insects humming, the stubble rustling, the trembling of a thrashing
+machine, and the rush of a train in the far distance. Jack returns from
+the pond, throws himself on the ground on his face, kicks his legs in
+the air and whistles softly, with the gentle Grindum blinking beside
+him. Chance and Tinker lie out full length on their sides and go to
+sleep. Wasp stretches on the ground, with her legs out behind her, and
+drags herself about with her front feet. Pepper sits down, scratches his
+ear, and then dashes at a passing bumble bee, and all becomes a pleasant
+jumble of sights and sounds; but, with a start, I recover myself, drop
+my pipe, topple my hat off and lose my temper, for that everlastingly
+restless, volatile, good-for-nothing, ramshackly beast, Pepper, has been
+and licked me all up the side of the face! The dream, the quiet, the
+rest is all broken, so, jumping up, I tip my pipe out on the heel of my
+boot, give a stretch, grasp the spade, and off we go to finish our job.
+
+For three hours we work our way on, and a line of dead rats on the
+headland marks our progress, till at last we reach the bottom of the
+field and our bank is done. Pepper has got three more bites, another
+ferret is done for by a nip on the nose, and Jack has torn his trousers
+and is very dirty; but there is yet the drain pipe under the gate to
+attend to, and it is getting on in the day. I cut three or four long
+sticks and tie them tightly together, and then to the end of this fasten
+a good hard bunch of grass, and back we go to the drain. I go to one end
+with Grindum and Pincher, whilst Jack takes the sticks, Pepper and Wasp
+to the other end, and gently and slowly shoves the sticks through. Two
+venturesome rats bolt at my end and are killed. When the sticks appear I
+grasp them and gradually draw the whisp of grass into the drain. It
+fits tight and takes some pulling, but it comes steadily along, wiping
+all before it. Faster and faster the rats bolt and are killed, and even
+old Chance, who began by watching us, gets excited and joins the sport.
+Pepper and Wasp dash in for a last worry, which is over in a few
+minutes, when twenty-four rats are cast by Jack up on to the bank. Well
+done, dogs! well done, good dogs! Woo-hoop, woo-hoop! Good dogs! That's
+the way, my boys! Woo-hoop! woo-hoop! And the dogs roll on the ground,
+stretch, wipe the dirt out of their eyes with their paws, and rub their
+faces in the grass.
+
+Jack goes backwards and forwards and collects the spoil, and we count up
+seventy-three real beauties, a few of which I really think should be
+fourpenny beasts, they are so big. Never mind, seventy-three rats at
+twopence each comes to twelve and twopence--not such a bad day's work;
+and, Jack, you shall have a hot supper to-night; and oh, you dogs, you
+dogs, think of the supper I will give you! Bones with lots of meat on,
+oatmeal and such soup! Think of it, dogs! think of it! And so the work
+ends, and all are happy and contented.
+
+Three miles down turning twisting lanes to reach home, Grindum and I
+first, then Jack, and the rear brought up by the long and now a little
+drooping tail of Tinker. All have had enough; even the volatile
+young Pepper trots slowly, and therefore looks ever so much more
+business-like.
+
+Before we start the shades are falling, and as we trudge along nature's
+evening vespers speak of the closing day. Workmen sitting sideways on
+quiet harnessed cart-horses stump past with a friendly "Good night,
+neighbour, good night!" Women with children in "go-carts" bustle past
+in a hurry to get home and fetch up the supper. Farm horses are drinking
+in the pond or browsing on the rank grass at the side; sparrows are
+chattering in the old alder bush before going to bed in the ivy on the
+church; pigs in the homestead are calling for their supper; the cows
+pass us coming home to be milked; rooks fly steadily to the old elm
+trees near the Manor; and a robin pipes clear and shrill on the roof of
+the shed in the cottage garden. There are partridges calling out "cheap
+wheat" in the stubble, and pewits crying on the meadows. Cock pheasants
+noisily flutter up to roost in the firs, and the old doctor standing at
+his door makes soft music with his violin.
+
+The parson joins us and has a cheery word for all, especially the dogs,
+who are all his personal friends; and so we jog on and reach the
+village, where the wood smoke rises straight in a blue cloud from the
+cottage chimneys, and the fire light sends a ruddy gleam across the
+roads. Groups of men and boys stand about resting, little children race
+and play, and oh, such a delicious whiff of something stewing, with a
+little bit of onion in it, comes from the open door of the village
+ale-house! And this reminds us all that our suppers are near, and we
+finish the evening's walk quite briskly.
+
+No need to say, "Kennel, dogs, kennel!" All go in of their own accord,
+and in five minutes are busy at their savoury-smelling _hot_ supper. The
+ferrets are fed and locked up, and then, unlacing our boots at the back
+door and kicking them off, the day is done. Supper, rest and quiet, a
+pipe, a book, bed and happy dreams are all before us.
+
+"Now, Croker, minor, you will go to the Doctor's study before school
+to-morrow. You have been most inattentive, and it is not the first time
+I have had occasion to speak to you. You can go now, but don't forget
+that this is tub night, as you all have done on the last four occasions.
+If I have further complaints on this head from the matron, I shall take
+you all out for a long day's rat-catching, so I advise you all to be
+very careful." Five minutes later this master is smoking in his room and
+says to another master who is doing the same, "I say, Potts, do you know
+I think these new lessons on rat-catching are all very well, but I think
+they are beyond the capacity of schoolboys. Why, they strain _my_ mind,
+and I think they should only be taken up at the universities and during
+the last term; and then the boys do so hate them," etc.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+
+"Croker, minor, have you been up to the head-master? Yes? Then sit still
+and don't fidget. Boys, pick up your books on rat-catching, and we will
+resume yesterday's task."
+
+The last chapter treats of a prime day's rat-catching, where rats were
+numerous and known to be numerous; but don't suppose all days are like
+this, for if you do you will be sadly disappointed, and you will have a
+lot to learn, for there are days, and very pleasant days too, when you
+will have to walk mile after mile to find a rat, and even then not be
+successful; but you will be out of doors in the fresh air, with devoted
+companions and something fresh to see at every step, if you keep your
+eyes open. Don't get disheartened, and above all things never say, "Oh,
+it is no good looking here or looking there for a rat; there is sure not
+to be one. Come on and don't waste time." You often find them in the
+most unexpected places.
+
+I once went three times to the house of an old lady, being sent for
+because there was a rat that came each night and took her hen's eggs and
+carried off young ducks and chickens. I spent hours looking for it in
+hedges, ditches, sheds, out-houses and stable, and even put Tinker up on
+the roof of all the buildings, thinking the assassin might be under the
+tiles; but it was no go.
+
+Night after night the plunderer came, and I began to see that the old
+lady did not think much of me. At last, one afternoon, I called again
+and began operations by asking to have a dog that was tied up to a
+kennel in a back yard led away, as his barking disturbed my dogs. This
+was done, and a minute afterwards Chance was sidling round the kennel,
+staking her reputation upon the rat being under it. I got out a ferret
+and looked round the kennel, and was utterly disgusted to find it was
+placed firmly on hard ground without a vestige of a hole. I am sorry to
+say I went so far as to sneer at Chance and tell her she did not know
+the difference between a dog and a rat. She herself for a moment seemed
+in doubt, but the next she went _inside_ the kennel and stood at a hole
+in the plank floor. I put the ferret back in the bag and, taking hold
+of the kennel, tilted it up, and in an instant the dogs had a
+vicious-looking old monster dead.
+
+Now the only possible way that rat could have got in and out of his
+house was by passing the dog as he slept, and yet the old lady and her
+gardener assured me that the dog was as keen as mustard after rats.
+
+I once killed a rat inside a church. I found it during a long sermon,
+but for the life of me I can't remember what that sermon was about. I
+was sitting in a seat opposite about a score of village school children,
+and suddenly I was struck by their appearance, and the thought passed
+through my mind, "How like humans are to dogs! Why, those children look
+just like my dogs when they find a rat, especially that flaxen-haired
+girl with a front tooth out." Then I noticed that they were all looking
+in one direction, and so I looked there too and saw a rat sitting with
+just its nose out of a hole which ran under the brick floor, apparently
+listening to the sermon. The next morning the parson and I went to the
+church. I took one ferret and only Tinker. I chose Tinker because he was
+black and rather clerical looking. The rat was at home, and we had it in
+five minutes. This was one of the few times I ever did rat-catching
+with my hat off, and it felt very queer.
+
+Again, I once killed a mother rat and a lot of young ones which I found
+in the stuffing of a spring sofa in a spare bedroom at an old
+manor-house. There were rats in the walls, and "Mary Ann" had often seen
+a rat in the room when she went in to dust, and it had given her "such a
+turn." This time I took all the dogs with me, and we were followed by
+the lady of the house, four dreadfully pretty daughters and "Mary Ann."
+Madam and Mary Ann got on the sofa, standing, and the four daughters
+stood on four chairs round the room. All six clasped their clothes tight
+round their ankles--why, I never could think. This was the only time in
+her life that I ever found Chance a fool. Directly she got into the
+room, she wriggled and twisted, turned her head this way and that, threw
+herself on her back and fairly grovelled. Wasp, Pepper, and the
+long-tailed Tinker were nearly as bad, and it was plain to see they were
+shy and bashful in such a gorgeous room and surrounded by such a galaxy
+of beauty. It was the soft-hearted Grindum who saved us; he blinked much,
+but directly I said, "Hie round, dogs! Hunt him up! Search him out!" he
+went to work--up on the bed, round the room, behind the furniture, and at
+last began sniffing round the sofa. I got hot all over, for I thought he
+was mistaking an aristocratic lady and her hand-maid for rats; but no,
+at last he went under the sofa, and turning over on his back began to
+scratch at the underside of it up above him. Madam and Mary Ann jumped
+off, and the latter felt another "turn"; then both took refuge on chairs
+and again clasped their clothes tight round them. I turned the sofa up
+on its back, and there through the sacking near a leg I found a nice
+round hole into the interior among the springs. I put a ferret in, and
+in a minute there was a rush and scuffle, the sofa seemed alive, and
+then three or four small rats bolted out and were accounted for; another
+squeak and rush, and out came the mother and was quickly dispatched;
+then, as the ferret did not come out, I ripped the sacking and found it
+eating a deliciously tender young rat. I bagged the ferret, and while I
+did so, Grindum killed three or four small ones. I afterwards found that
+the rats had eaten through the wainscot and so got into the room. The
+rest of the afternoon was spent in turning over all sorts of furniture,
+including beds, and hunting through each room with the dogs; but we
+found no more rats as inside lodgers.
+
+Three or four months after this episode, rats swarmed in the walls of
+this same house and behind the wainscoting, and my professional
+services were called in to get rid of them. How they got into the house
+I never discovered, for there were no holes from the outside, and no
+creepers on the walls for them to mount by and get on to the roof; the
+drains did not appear to communicate with the inside of the house, and
+all the doors fitted tight. Equally puzzling was it, now that they were
+inside, to get them out, for I dare not put ferrets in, for fear they
+should kill a rat and leave it to decay and smell for months.
+
+I tried various plans. I got a live rat, tied a ferret's bell on it, and
+turned it loose, and for days after it was constantly heard tinkling
+inside the walls; but it did not drive the rats away. I singed the coat
+of a rat, put tar on the feet of another and turned them loose; but it
+was no good. At last I took possession of a wood-house in a cellar down
+in the basement, from which a short passage led to other cellars, and
+in the walls of these there were many open holes. First of all I went
+carefully over the wood cellar and made sure there were no holes in it;
+and then, putting in a few faggots to give shelter to any nervous young
+rat, I started each night to feed them with delicious balls of
+barley-meal, which were made up with scraps. In this way I gave a rats'
+supper-party each night for three weeks, and each morning I found
+clean-swept dishes. At last the fatal day arrived. A string was tied to
+the handle of the door leading up into the kitchen, the food was placed
+in the dishes as usual about ten p.m., and all the household, except
+myself, went to bed. I sat over the kitchen fire reading my paper till a
+distant clock struck midnight, and then I gave a sharp pull to the
+string and heard the door bang to and the fastening fall, and I knew I
+had them. I lit a big glass lantern, went round to the stables and let
+out all the dogs, took them to the cellar window and slipt them through
+quickly, squeezing myself through after them and shutting the window
+again. In half no time fifty rats were killed, and all the dogs, except
+Tinker, pretty badly bitten; but they were used to that and did not
+care. Then I locked the back door behind me, taking the key home to
+bring back in the morning when I called to be paid eight and fourpence
+for my night's work. Three times in the next three months I went through
+a similar performance, and the first time I killed twenty-eight rats,
+the second seven, and the third time only two, and these were old
+bachelors. Then every hole in the walls was filled up with a cement made
+up with broken glass, and I have never heard of a rat in that house
+since.
+
+Before I forget it, let me tell you that if a rat dies in the wall, or
+under the floor of a house where it can't be got at, its whereabouts can
+be discovered in this way, provided the weather is warm. Take a
+butterfly net over to the butchers shop, and there catch a dozen
+bluebottle flies, and, taking care not to hurt them, slip them into a
+glass jar and tie a rag over it. Return to the room where the smell is,
+and, shutting the door after you, let your pack of flies loose and sit
+down to watch them, and in half-an-hour you will find they are all
+buzzing round one spot. Have this spot opened out, be it wall or floor,
+and there the dead rat will be found. Has the bell rung? Yes, half a
+minute! Put your books away, form two and two outside, and I will take
+you for our usual walk. We will resume this task in the morning. Croker,
+minor, the top part of Jones' leg was not made to stick pins into. If I
+see you do it again, I shall give you a rat to catch, so be careful!
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+I trust that, in the five chapters I have written, I have said enough to
+give some of my scholars a slight taste and liking for the profession I
+am advocating, and in some small degree have weaned their young
+affections from such pernicious pastimes as studying classical authors,
+doing sums, and cutting their names on their desks. If I have not done
+this I have written to little purpose, and I fear the next chapter will
+damp off a few who have only followed me and my dogs on fine days in
+pleasant paths; but I may as well tell you at once that life is no more
+all beer and skittles in rat-catching than it is in such minor
+professions as the Army, the Church, the Bar, school-keeping, etc.; and
+just to see if you are "real grit," boys, I will show you another
+picture.
+
+Jack, get the ferrets while I let the dogs out. We _must_ go and see if
+we can find a few rats, for it is a week since the ferrets had flesh,
+and we shall have them getting ill; and, Jack, bring four in the little
+bag, and put that inside your game-bag, for it looks like rain, and I
+don't like to see them half-drowned. Yes, it does look like rain, though
+as yet it is only a dull, misty, chilly day in mid-November down here in
+the country, but in London it is a thick black fog, and all work is
+being done by gaslight. It is bad and depressing here, but ever so much
+worse there; so cheer up, dogs, and step out, Jack. We will go down by
+the beck and home by the clay-pits, for I know of no other place near
+where we are so likely to find a few rats, and I don't want to make a
+long day of it.
+
+Go over the bridge, Jack. You take that side with Chance and a young
+one, and I will do this side with the other dogs. Hie in, dogs! Search
+him out, lads! And on we go, but in two miles we only kill a water-hen
+that Pepper catches as it rises out of some sedges, and which goes into
+my bag to replenish the ferrets' larder. The mist hangs low, the bushes
+are wet, the ground soft, and there is a dreary sigh in the wind. The
+cattle are eating fast, as they always do before rain; and the sheep,
+startled by the sight of the dogs, caper and jump as they gallop all
+down the meadow; and again their playfulness warns me of a wet tramp
+home. Some young colts stand at the door of an open shed, dull and
+depressed looking, and the horses ploughing on the sides of the hill
+send up a thick steam. No birds twitter or sing, no insects hum, distant
+sounds are muffled and indistinct. The teams in the waggons on the road
+hard by creep along and take little notice beyond a toss of the head at
+the carter's whip as he walks beside them with a heavy step cracking it.
+The only brisk thing to be seen is the doctor's gig as it whisks past.
+
+"Hie up, dogs! shake yourselves and don't go to sleep! Come over, Jack;
+I have had enough of this brook; and if we don't find at the clay-pits,
+home we go." And we trudge off to some ponds half a mile further away.
+They are well-known to both men and dogs, and the latter bolt on ahead
+and arrive first; and when we come up we find them all clustered round a
+hole in a high bank 'midst thick dripping bushes. In goes a ferret, but
+not in the way I like to see. There is no hurry, no ecstatic wriggle of
+the tail as it slowly draws itself into the hole. Then all stand round
+expecting to see a rat take a header into the pond; but no, five minutes
+pass, and Pepper begins to move, and is told to "stand." Ten minutes
+pass, and Jack gets restless. Fifteen minutes, and I begin to shift my
+feet, which are planted deep in sticky mud by the side of the pond, and
+just then the first drops of rain appear. Ah, there is the ferret! Jump
+up and get it, Jack. But before he can do so, it has drawn itself into
+the hole backwards, which means that it has killed a rat inside and that
+it only came out to tell us so, and that it was going back to have a
+good long sound sleep curled up by the rat's warm body. There is nothing
+for it but to dig it out; and oh, what a dig, all among roots and thorns
+on the sloping sides of the pond, in thick sticky clay, with the rain
+coming down in a steady pour! Jack hunches his back and leans against a
+tree, Pepper and Wasp wander away down a ditch and scratch for an hour
+at a drain that has a rabbit in it, and the old dogs sit and watch me
+and drip and shiver. I dig here, I dig there; I slip and fall on the
+bank; the water mixed with yellow clay runs up my arm from the spade,
+and yet that beastly ferret sleeps peacefully in its warm bed. I lose
+the hole, come down on roots as thick as my leg and stones that strike
+fire as the spade strikes them; and so two hours of discomfort to all
+drift by, and I am just feeling about for the last time with the spike
+end of the spade, when I again hit off the hole and, opening it out,
+come upon a nice warm rat's nest made of leaves, with the ferret curled
+up snugly with a dead rat.
+
+"Home, dogs, home! Cheer up, Jack! Cold are you, and wet? Well, never
+mind; only two miles, and we will walk fast. Pepper, Pepper, Wasp, Wasp,
+where on earth have you got to? Ah, there you are, and a nice mess you
+have made of yourselves trying to scratch out a hole five hundred yards
+long. Come along all!" And off we tramp, Jack and I in the middle of
+the road, splish splash at every step, the water squirting high up our
+gaitered legs, and the dogs, with drooping tails, dripping coats and
+woe-begone looks, coming along behind us in Indian file close under the
+shelter, such as it is, of the hedge.
+
+We pass the postman, who only nods, and meet a flock of sheep all
+draggled and dirty. An empty cart with a sack over the seat stands at
+the pot-house, and pigs wander listlessly about the yard with their
+backs arched up. Under the waggon-shed some cocks and hens stand each on
+one leg, with their tails drooping, apparently too disgusted to prune
+their feathers and fly up to roost in the rafters. The smoke beats down
+from the chimneys and gets lost in the wind and rain which buffets and
+pelts at our back. Cold spots begin to be felt at the bend of our arms
+and knees; then a shiver runs down the back, which developes into a
+trickle of water that at last gets into our boots and goes squish,
+squish, at every step, and at last oozes over the tops; and our teeth
+chatter with cold, for now here and there among the rain-drops appear a
+few flakes of snow, which rest on the mud of the road for a second, and
+then melting, add to the deep slush that trickles down the hill by our
+side. At every open shed the dogs shelter a minute, shake themselves
+like dripping mops, and with arched backs stand on three legs and
+shiver; but we whistle them on and at last reach home. After throwing a
+good bundle of dry straw on the kennel benches and feeding dogs and
+ferrets, Jack and I get under shelter and soon find ourselves in dry
+clothes before a good fire, feeling a little swollen and stiff about our
+faces and hands, and much inclined for forty winks.
+
+The wind howls in the chimney, lashes the bare branches of the trees,
+rattles the window frames, and appears angry that it cannot get at us,
+and the rain drives in fitful gusts against the windows, and hisses in
+the big wood fire on the hearth; and as I sit in my snug arm-chair, I
+dimly feel that the external storm adds greatly to the internal comfort,
+and then I fancy I nod off to sleep, for I think no more till supper is
+announced, and hunger and my wife stir me up to consciousness again.
+
+Having finished a good supper and got my pipe drawing beautifully, I
+remember one or two things that I think the student should be told. The
+first is, never put a line on a ferret when _ratting_. It hampers a
+ferret in a narrow, twisting, turning rat's hole, and cutting into the
+soft earth at the turns soon brings the ferret to a dead stop. Then
+rats' holes are chiefly in hedge-banks, which are full of roots, and the
+line is pretty sure to get twisted round some of these, and then it
+will be a long dig to free it. Remember, too, a ferret has to go down
+the hole and face a beast nearly as big as itself, with teeth like
+lancets and with courage to use them, and so should be as free as
+possible; and lining a ferret is about equal to setting a student with
+the gloves on to fight against another without them. Then some way back
+I mentioned ferrets' bells. They are little hollow brass balls with an
+iron shot in them that make a pretty tinkling sound, and are supposed to
+be tied round the ferret's neck. In my opinion, if you put a bell on it,
+you may as well put the ferret in the bag and keep it there. The theory
+about bells is, that a ferret running down a hole jingling its bell will
+fill a rat with fear and make it bolt, but this is all nonsense; rats
+are not so easily frightened. Again, it is said that if a ferret comes
+out of a hole in a thick hedge unseen, the bell will let you know where
+it is; but I must say I never lost a ferret in a hedge or felt the want
+of a belled one. I consider a bell a useless dead weight on a ferret,
+and the cord that goes round its neck to fasten it is apt to get hitched
+on to a root and hold the ferret a prisoner. A bell is only good for a
+sharp shopman to sell to a flat.
+
+I need hardly say, never muzzle a ferret when rat-catching. It would be
+brutal not to let the ferret have the use of its teeth to protect itself
+with. Muzzling ferrets appertains solely to rabbiting, but it is useful
+to know how to do it. Take a piece of twine a foot long, double it, and
+tie a loop at the double. Tie the string round the ferret's neck, with
+the loop on the top; bring the two ends down under the chin and tie them
+together there; pass them over the nose and tie them there, shutting the
+mouth tight; pass _one_ string along the nose, between the eyes,
+through the loop on the top of the neck, and bending it back, tie it to
+the other loose string from the knot on the top of the nose. Cut the
+ends off, and, provided you have not made a lot of "granny" knots, your
+muzzle will keep on all day. There are other ways of doing the trick,
+such as passing the string behind the ferret's dogteeth, bring it under
+the jaw, then over the nose, on the top of the neck; tie it there and
+again under the neck. I hate this plan, and have seen a ferret's mouth
+badly cut by the string. I have heard of another plan which is too
+brutal to mention. Cut the muzzle off directly you have done with it,
+for I don't suppose a ferret likes having its mouth tied up any more
+than you or I should.
+
+Never wantonly hurt any animal, especially those that work for you and
+suffer in your service. Just think of the amount of pluck a ferret shows
+each time you put it into a rat's hole. Fancy yourself in its place,
+going down a lot of dark crooked passages that you don't know, only just
+wide enough to allow you to pass, and have to face a beast somewhat like
+yourself and as big, that you know will attack you. Why, if ferrets got
+V.C.'s, they would, on high days and holidays when they wished to
+display them all, have to employ a string of sandwich-men walking behind
+them with the boards covered with V.C. Three or four times in my life I
+have had ferrets die of the wounds they have received from rats. I have
+had them in hospital for weeks, and I have had them blinded. Speaking of
+blind ferrets, I am not much of an oculist, but I don't believe a ferret
+can see in the dark. I never could find any difference between the way
+my blind ferret worked in a hole and that of one with good eyes; in
+fact, my blind ferret was as good a little beast as ever killed a rat,
+and she did kill many a score after she lost both eyes. I believe a
+ferret when in a hole uses a sense we don't possess--I mean the sense of
+touch with the long nose whiskers.
+
+Some years ago the _Field_ opened its pages to a long discussion on the
+subject of ferrets sucking the blood of their victims after they have
+killed them. Writers pretending to know all about it said they did do
+so. These men are to be pitied, not laughed at, for you see in the days
+of their youth "Rat-catching for the Use of Schools" was not written,
+and therefore they had not learnt better. A ferret no more sucks the
+blood of the things it kills than a dog does. If you doubt this, give a
+fresh-killed rat to a ferret, let it fasten on it, and then peep at the
+corners of its mouth, and you will find an opening there into the mouth,
+out of which blood would flow if the ferret had it in its mouth; and
+look down its throat, you will not find blood in it, nor will there be
+blood on the portion of the rat that has been held in its mouth. No,
+people are misled by a ferret sending its teeth deep home in the flesh
+and making a sucking sound as it with difficulty breathes through its
+nose and the corners of its mouth. If you watch a ferret after it has
+killed a rat, it will, as soon as it is sure the rat is dead, begin
+chewing at the skin of the head or throat till it has made an entrance,
+and will then eat the flesh.
+
+To finish this chapter, I will tell you a story which you are never to
+put into practice. Some long time ago I found myself far from home in a
+country village, and having nothing to do, I went for a walk, and soon
+came upon a brother professional rat-catcher; and thinking I might learn
+a wrinkle from him that would come in useful, I joined him and carefully
+watched him and his dogs. I saw at once that three of the latter were
+very good and up to their work; but there was a fourth, a nondescript
+sort of beast with a long tail, that appeared quite useless; and I
+observed with amusement that directly the man put a ferret into a hole,
+the dog tucked its tail tight between its legs and went and stood well
+out in the field. I asked the man why he kept such a useless beast, and
+with a chuckle he answered, "Well, mate, I'll own up he ain't much to
+boast on for rat-killing, nor yet for looks, but he has his use like
+some other of we h-ugly ones. You see, sir, I've got one or two ferrets
+as won't come out of a 'ole, but stand a peeping at the h-entrance and
+waste a lot of time. Then that 'ere dawg comes in useful. I catches him,
+lifts him up, and sticks his bushy tail down to the ferret, who catches
+tight hold, and I draws it out. Nothing ain't made for nothing, and I
+expect that dawg was made for drawing ferrets." The man may have been
+right, but I was quite sure the unfortunate dog did not take an active
+pleasure in his vocation.
+
+There, young gentlemen, if you have well digested that chapter and
+forgotten the story at the end, you can put up your books and form up
+for your usual walk to the second milestone and back again; but before
+leaving, let me point out to you, Croker, minor, that if that caricature
+I have observed you drawing behind your book is meant for _me_, it is,
+like most things you do, incorrect; my nose is not so long, and I part
+my hair on the left side, not the right.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+Rat-catching and rabbit-catching are two distinct professions, but the
+greater part of the stock-in-trade that serves for one will answer for
+the other, and it is as well for the professional to be master of what I
+think I may call both branches of his business. A rat-catcher who did
+nothing but kill rats and refused a day's work with the rabbits would be
+like a medical man who would cut off limbs but would not give a pill, or
+a captain of a sailing-vessel who would not go to sea in a steamer;
+besides in these days it is the fashion to jumble up half a dozen
+businesses under one head and name. Just look at what the engineer does.
+Why, he is nowhere if he is not (besides being ready, as the engineer
+of the old school, to make railways, etc.) a chemist, an electrician, a
+diplomat, a lawyer, a financier and a contractor, and even sometimes an
+honest man. If you are not in the fashion you are left behind as
+an old fogey, and so in this chapter we will discuss the art of
+rabbit-catching; and I trust all schoolmasters will furnish you, their
+students, with the opportunity of putting in practice in the field what
+you learn from this book at your desks.
+
+Well, now for the requirements. We have got the dogs, we have got the
+ferrets, spade, bag, etc.; but for rabbiting we must have a much more
+costly stock-in-trade if we are to do a big business. We shall require
+an ordinary gardener's spade for digging in soft sandy ground, where the
+rabbit burrows sometimes go in for yards, and as much as ten feet deep
+down; also another spade, longer in the blade than our ratting one, the
+sides more turned in, and with a handle ten feet long, with a steel hook
+at the end instead of a spike. With this spade we can sink down many
+feet after the hole is too deep for the ordinary spade, and the turned
+in sides will hold the soft earth and allow you to bring it to the
+surface. If you dig down on the top of a rabbit--as you will do when you
+know your work--the hook at the end will enable you to draw first it and
+then the ferret up by the string. We must have a piece of strong light
+supple cord, marked by a piece of red cloth drawn through the strands at
+every yard, so that one can tell exactly how far in the ferret is; and
+it is as well to have a second shorter cord for work in stiff heavy
+ground, where the holes are never deep. Next, we must have two or three
+dozen purse-nets, which are circular, about two feet in diameter, with a
+string rove round the outside mesh fastened to a peg. These are for
+covering over bolt holes to bag a rabbit when driven out by the ferrets.
+The nets should be made of the very best string, so as to be as light
+and fine as possible. The mesh should be just large enough to allow a
+rabbit's head to pass through.
+
+Like the postscript to a lady's letter, the chief item I have saved till
+the last, and I fear it will be some time before the ordinary
+rabbit-catcher will be able to afford it. I refer to long nets, which
+are used for running round or across a piece of covert to catch the
+rabbits as they are bustled about by the dogs. A rabbit-catcher in full
+swing should have from eight hundred to a thousand yards of this, for
+with a good long net he will often kill as many rabbits in a few hours
+as he could do with the ferrets in a week.
+
+I myself keep no special dog for rabbit-catching, chiefly because I have
+a neighbour who will always let me have a cunning old lurcher that he
+keeps, which is as good as gold, and as clever as a lawyer, and
+desperately fond of a day with me and my dogs.
+
+I have three male ferrets, real monsters, strong enough to trot down a
+burrow and drag five or six yards of line after them with ease.
+
+Having described all the tools, etc., necessary for work, I will now jot
+down, as an exercise for you students, a nice easy day's rabbiting that
+actually took place a few weeks ago--a sort of day that quite a young
+beginner might work with success. There had been a sharp rime frost in
+the night, which still hung about in shady spots at eight o'clock in the
+morning, as Jack and I marched off with my dogs and ferrets, accompanied
+by old Fly, the lurcher. By nine a.m. we began working field hedge-rows
+and banks, where rabbits were pretty plentiful and had been established
+for years in every description of burrow. There had been a lot of
+partridge and other shooting going on over this farm for the last month,
+and most of the rabbits had got a dislike to sitting out in the open,
+and were under ground, so we began at the burrows at once, the dogs
+driving every rabbit that was sitting out in the hedge back to their
+burrows as we walked along. We began work in a stiff clay bank far too
+hard for the rabbits to make deep holes in, and here we got on fast. I
+took the ditch side--in fact, I took the ditch itself--with a big ferret
+with a short line on, and I ran it into each hole I came to. Jack on the
+other side looked out for the bolt holes, and always laid down a little
+to one side, as much as possible out of sight, but with a hand just on
+the bank over the hole ready to catch a bolting rabbit. Fly and the
+other dogs took charge of the other holes, and all kept as quiet as
+possible. In went the ferret, slowly dragging the line after him till I
+count two yards gone by the red marks on the line; then there is a halt
+for half a minute, then a loud rumbling and the line is pulled fast
+through my fingers. Jack moves quickly, and the next instant a rabbit is
+thrown a little way out into the field with its neck broken. Jack says,
+"Ferret out," then picks it up, draws the line through the hole, passes
+the ferret over to me, and we go on to the next, having filled up the
+entrance of the hole we have just worked. Hole after hole was ferreted
+much in the same way. Sometimes Jack bagged the bolting rabbit,
+sometimes the dogs, and now and then one bolted and got into the hedge
+before it could be caught and went back, but it was little use, for the
+dogs with Fly at their head were soon after it, and in a few minutes Fly
+was sure to have it, and would retrieve it back to Jack.
+
+As we worked round a big field, we got into softer ground, a red sand
+and soil mixed; and here the holes were much deeper and often ran
+through the bank and out for yards under ground into the next field.
+Here Jack and I changed places, Jack doing the ferreting, and I going to
+his side with the garden spade. One, two, three, four, five yards the
+ferret went and stopped, and all was quiet. I listen, but not a sound.
+Jack pulls gently on the line and finds it tight, and for a minute we
+wait, hoping a rabbit may bolt from the hole the ferret went in at. But
+no such luck. I take the small ratting-spade, and with the spike end
+feel into the ground at the foot of the bank, and at once come upon the
+hole; this I open out and clear of earth, and Jack, who has crept
+through the hedge, kneels down and finds the line passing this hole in
+the direction of the field and going downwards. At that moment there is
+a sound like very distant thunder, and the line is pulled quickly four
+yards further into the hole, and the marks show six yards are in. I go
+about this distance out into the field, lie down and place my ear close
+to the ground. I shift about in all directions listening intently, and
+at last hear a faint thudding sound. I shift again a few inches in this
+direction, and lose it; in that, and recover it; again a few inches, and
+the sound is directly under my head, but pretty deep down. I take the
+big spade and open out a hole a yard square, and dig down as far as I
+can reach. I get into the hole and sink deeper. I have to enlarge it a
+foot all round to get room, and then I dig down again till only my head
+appears above ground when I stand up. Then I take the long spade, and
+with that sink two more feet, and plump I come on the top of the hole,
+and the ferret shoves a sand-covered head up and looks at me. I reverse
+the long spade and catch the line with the hook and pull the ferret up,
+and then calling Jack, I send him head first into the well-like pit,
+holding on to one of his feet myself as I lie flat on the ground to
+allow him to go deep enough. In a minute a dead rabbit is taken out and
+two live ones, whose necks Jack breaks as he hangs suspended, and then I
+pull him up with his plunder, and he rights himself on the surface, very
+red in the face, very sandy, spluttering and rubbing his eyes. Then the
+ferret is swung down again by the line, it goes a little way into the
+hole and returns, and so we know we have made a clean sweep. The big
+hole is filled up and stamped down, and after filling a pipe and resting
+a few minutes, on we go with our work.
+
+On the high sandy part of the field we have several deep digs like the
+above, with varying success, and we rejoice when we reach the last side
+of the field and get into clay again, where holes are short and most of
+the rabbits bolt at once. During all the day we only stopped once for
+half-an-hour to get a snack of bread and cheese, and by the time the
+cock partridges began to call their families together for roost, and the
+teams in the next field to knock off ploughing, we are all, man, boy,
+dogs and ferrets, fairly tired, and are glad to tumble seventeen couple
+of rabbits into the keeper's cart that has been sent out for them, and
+trudge off home ourselves.
+
+Now for another day's sport that was quite different. No dogs with us,
+only a bag of ready-muzzled ferrets, a bundle of purse nets and a spade.
+Success will depend on perfect quiet, and even the patter of the dogs'
+feet would spoil our sport, so they are at home for once, and Jack and I
+are alone. It is one of those soft mild dull days that now and then
+appear in mid-winter, a sort of day to gladden the heart of foxhunters
+and doctors, and to make wiseacres shake their heads and say "most
+unseasonable." It is a good day for Jack and me, and we feel confident
+as we steal into a plantation of tall spruce firs, placed so thick on
+the ground that beneath them is perpetual twilight, and not a blade of
+grass or bramble to hide the thick carpet of needle points. Softly we
+creep forward to a lot of burrows we know of in the corner of the wood,
+and then I go forward alone and spread a net loosely over every hole,
+firmly pegging it down by the cord. This done I stand quietly down-wind
+of the holes, and Jack comes and slips the six ferrets all into
+different holes, and then crouches down on his knees. All is quiet; only
+the whisperings of the tree-tops, the occasional chirp of a bird, or the
+rustle of a mouse in the dead leaves. Five minutes pass, and then out
+dashes a rabbit into a net, which draws up round it. Jack moves forward
+on tip-toe, kills the rabbit and takes it out of the net, and covers the
+hole again. While he is doing this, three more rabbits have bolted and
+got netted, one has escaped, and a ferret has come out. The captured
+ones are killed, the ferret sent into another hole, and for an hour this
+work goes on, and during all the time neither of us have spoken, for we
+know there is nothing that scares wild animals more than the human
+voice, unless it is the jingle of metals, such as a bunch of keys
+rattling. They dread the human voice because they have had too much
+experience of it, and the rattle of metal because they have not had
+experience enough of it, for it is a sound they have never heard, and
+nothing like, in the quiet woods and fields. On the other hand, animals
+pay but little attention to a whistle, for in one shape or another they
+are constantly hearing it from their feathered companions.
+
+But to go back to our netting. An hour over, we pick up the ferrets as
+they come out and bag them, and then I go off to some fresh holes and
+spread the nets again, and we repeat the same performance; and during
+the day we kill, without any digging or hard work, about twenty-two
+couple of rabbits. In the above account I have written of a day's sport
+that took place in a fir plantation in a little village in Norfolk,
+where it would have been madness to work the ferrets without muzzling
+them, for they would have been sure to kill some rabbits in the holes
+and then have laid up; but I should mention that I have killed many
+rabbits in the same way on the Cotswold Hills in Gloucestershire, and I
+was much astonished when I first got there to find men who thoroughly
+understood their business working their ferrets under nets without
+muzzling them. I adopted the plan myself, and have rarely had a ferret
+kill a rabbit underground. For some reason that I could never find out,
+a Cotswold rabbit will always bolt from a hole with a ferret in if it
+can. It is well known in Norfolk that if a rabbit is run into a hole by
+dogs, you may ferret it if you like, but it will never bolt, and it must
+be dug out. But in Gloucestershire I have seen the same rabbit bolt out
+of a hole, get shot at, be run by dogs, go to ground, and again bolt at
+once from a ferret. Few professionals ever use a line on a ferret on the
+Cotswold, one reason being that the burrows are nearly all in rocky
+ground, and there would be danger of the line being caught in the
+numerous cracks; besides it is not required, for a rabbit there is sure
+to bolt, and for this reason it is twice as easy to kill rabbits in
+Gloucestershire as it is in Norfolk, especially in the sandy or soft
+soil of the latter county.
+
+Let me here beg of all my readers, especially students, never to keep a
+poor rabbit alive in their hands a second. I don't suppose any who read
+this book could be so unsportsmanlike and brutal as to keep a rabbit
+alive to course and torture over again with dogs, or for the fun of
+shooting at the poor little beast. Such ruffians should never be allowed
+a day's sport on a _gentleman's_ property. They are only fit to go out
+mole-catching. No, directly you have a live rabbit in your hand, take it
+by its hind legs with your right hand, and the head with your left, with
+two fingers under its face; with these fingers turn the head back, and
+give the rabbit a smart quick stretch, and in an instant all its
+sufferings are over. Never hit it with your hand or a stick behind the
+ears: first, because you are not quite sure to kill it with the first
+blow; and secondly, if you do, half the blood in the rabbit will settle
+in a great bruise at the spot where it was struck, and make that portion
+unfit for table.
+
+That is sufficient for this morning, and you may now turn to a little
+lighter work with some algebra.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+Fortunately I don't live by the sea. I say fortunately, because I look
+upon the sea as a swindler, for it robs one of just half one's little
+world and upsets all calculations by forcing one to live in a mean
+semicircle. I actually know a rat-catcher who is stupid enough to live
+in a village on the east coast, and half his time he and his dogs are at
+home in idleness and are half starved, because the ever-restless
+tiresome sea rolls about and disports itself over all that is east of
+the village, so the poor man can only go rat-catching in one direction.
+Now and then I go to the sea-side, but when I go there it is on
+business--not in my Sunday clothes and with a "tripper's" return
+ticket, but with my dogs, ferrets, nets (the long ones) and the boy
+Jack; he and I dressed in our well-worn corduroys, gaiters, and navvy
+boots; and instead of choosing a town to visit with Marine Parade,
+Esplanades, Lodgings to let, Brass Bands, Nigger Minstrels and spouting
+M.P.'s, we go to a little village unknown to "trippers," and put up at a
+small inn for a week or ten days. We sleep in a room not unlike a
+hay-loft, and take our meals and rest in the common kitchen, with its
+rattling latticed windows and sanded floor.
+
+We go there twice each winter to kill rabbits on what are called the
+"Denes," which are great, wide, down-like lands on the top of the steep
+earth cliff, partially covered with the ever-flowering gorse, a cover
+dear to rabbits and all sorts of game. We reach the inn in time for an
+early dinner; and after we have housed the ferrets in a big tub and the
+dogs in a warm dry shed with heaps of straw to sleep on, Jack and I
+despatch our food and then start off to inspect the field of our future
+operations. We have not far to go. First down the street, past two or
+three dozen flint-pebble cottages; past the church, with its square
+tower so high that it makes the really big church look small in
+proportion; past the rectory; past the schools, where some forty or
+fifty future fishermen and sailors have just finished their tasks for
+the day and come rolling out, dressed all alike in dark, sea-stained,
+canvas trousers and thick sailor jerseys; past the low one-storied
+cottage where the old retired naval captain has lived for many years,
+and then up a sandy lane between high crumbling banks and out on to the
+open Denes. We take a path that runs close along on the top of the
+cliff, mounting a steep hill as we go till we reach a spot half a mile
+further on, where the sea cliff is four hundred feet high and nearly
+perpendicular; and here among the ruins of an old church, part of which
+has fallen with the slipping cliff into the sea many years ago, Jack and
+I halt and take a look round. We are on the highest spot within miles,
+and spread out in front of us, as we face inland, are, first, the
+down-like hills, dotted over with patches of gorse and with turf between
+as fine and soft as a Persian carpet; then cultivated fields intersected
+by thick hedges; and in the distance we could distinguish a clustering
+village here, a homestead there, an old manor-house in its well-kept
+garden and park-like grounds, and in all directions the square, solid,
+picturesque towers of village churches peeping from among the trees,
+that became thicker and thicker the further the eye travelled from the
+sea. Close to our left, just under the shoulder of a hill which protects
+it from the keen east wind off the sea, is a tiny village of some ten
+cottages, all different, all neat and snug-looking, each in its own
+garden. There is a stand of bee-hives in one, a honeysuckle-covered porch
+to another, and, though it is mid-winter, there is a warm home-like look
+about all. Then there is the one farm-house, well kept and well cared
+for, but old and belonging to other days, as its gables and low windows
+denote; and from our high hill we look over the house into a garden and
+orchard beyond, both enclosed by grey lichen-covered walls. On either
+side in front of the house are the farm buildings, all, from the big
+barn to the row of pigsties, thatched with long reeds, which give the
+whole a pleasant English home appearance.
+
+There are big yards filled with red and white cattle up to their middle
+in straw, others full of horses or young calves; cocks and hens are
+everywhere, ducks and geese swim in the big pond by the side of the
+road, and turkeys, so big and plump they make one long for Christmas,
+mob together in the yard, and the turkey-cocks "gobble-gobble" at a boy
+who is infuriating them by whistling. A man crosses the yard with two
+pails on a yoke, evidently going a-milking; and another passes with a
+perfect hay-stack on his back, and a dozen great heavy horses come out
+of the stable in Indian file and stump off to the pond to drink. Beyond
+the farmstead, in a field on the right of the road, is a double row of
+heaped up mangels and swedes; and a little further on are a number of
+stacks, so neatly built and thatched that it seems quite a pity they
+should soon be pulled down and thrashed, but all showing signs of
+prosperity and plenty.
+
+Beyond this stands a tiny church, with reed-thatch roof. It is all,
+church and tower, built of round flint stones as big as oranges,
+cleverly split in two and the flat side facing outwards; and from the
+dog-tooth Saxon arch over the door one knows it has seen many
+generations pass away and find rest from the buffets and storms of the
+world in the peaceful, carefully-tended "God's acre" that surrounds it.
+If one passed down the red gravel churchyard path, and on in front of
+the south door to the far corner, under the big cedar, a small door
+would be found, which would lead through a well-kept, old-fashioned
+garden to the Rectory: a good old Elizabethan house, covered with thick
+creepers up to the very eaves, the model of one of England's snug
+homes--homes that have turned out the very best men the dear old land
+has produced, to fight, struggle, conquer or die in all professions, in
+all parts of the world; men who in such shelters learned to be honest
+and true, brave and persevering, lions in courage, women in gentleness;
+who could face hardships and poverty without a moan, and prosperity and
+riches without swagger; and through all the difficulties of life thought
+of the old home, and when success arrived, be they ever so far away,
+packed up and came back to finish their days in just such another home
+and such surroundings.
+
+Turn round now, Jack; turn round and take a look at the restless sea
+rolling its big waters on the smooth strip of sand there below _on this
+side_; and on the other, Jack, far, far away over there in the south, on
+the other side of the world, laving the roots of the palm and the
+mangrove, beneath the burning rays of tropical suns; and away round
+here, Jack, far in the north, dashing its storm-driven waves against the
+face of frost-bound rocks and treacherous icebergs. There on the dancing
+waters, with all sails set, chasing the lights and shadows as they flit
+before it, sails a boat bound south to sunny climes. There on the
+horizon, against wind and wave, steams a collier, taking fuel to lands
+where the snow lies deep on the ground for four months in the year; and
+right and left, outward bound or coming home, are various white sails
+dotting the waters. But, Jack, how about supper? I ordered eggs and
+bacon for supper, and those chimney corners at the inn looked as if they
+might be snug and warm to smoke a pipe in afterwards before turning in.
+Step on, Jack, and have supper ready in half an hour, while I go round
+by the Rectory and see if the two young gentlemen are at home. They are
+the right sort, and as keen as Pepper after the rabbits, and they always
+have half a dozen good terriers as fond of the sport as they are.
+
+At the Rectory I received a kindly welcome from Miss Madge Ashfield, the
+rector's only daughter and the sister of the two lads I came to enquire
+for; and I was told that they were not yet back from school, but were
+expected in three days, and that only that morning a letter came from
+them asking when I was likely to come and work the Denes. I comforted
+Miss Madge, who at first feared the pick of the sport might be over
+before her brothers arrived, by telling her that for the next four days
+Jack and I should be busy "doctoring" holes, and that during that time
+we could not "away with" boys or dogs, as both were too noisy for the
+work.
+
+Miss Madge took me round to the kennels to see some rough wire-haired
+terriers, old friends; also three new ones, all supposed to be wonders;
+and she told me she would arrange for her brothers to bring one day five
+small beagles belonging to a friend.
+
+Jack and I did our duty by the ham and eggs that night at the inn, and
+the pipe in the old-fashioned chimney corner was very sweet; and if the
+beds were a bit hard and knubbly, we did not keep awake to think of
+them, for we had both been up since day-break. By eight o'clock the next
+morning we had finished breakfast, given the dogs a few minutes' run to
+stretch their legs, fed the ferrets that were not wanted, and were on
+our way to the Denes, each with two strong male ferrets, a spade, and
+game-bag with cold meat and bread in it. We were on our way to "doctor"
+the burrows, and this is done by running a muzzled ferret that has first
+been smeared with a little spirits of tar down every hole, with a line
+on it. It is necessary to keep very quiet, so as to get the rabbits to
+bolt. We don't want to kill a single rabbit, but only to disturb hole
+after hole, bolt what rabbits we can, and leave a nice sweet smell of
+tarred ferret behind us. No time is lost. Jack goes one way and I
+another, and every hole is visited till evening shades stop us; then
+back home to supper and bed, and at it again in the morning; but on the
+second day we begin by visiting each hole we ferreted the day before,
+stopping them tight down with sods, and sticking a piece of white paper
+on the top of such stopped holes. No fear of shutting in a rabbit, as
+the smell of the tarred ferret will keep them out for days; and no fear
+of their opening the stopping, as the paper will drive them away. For
+four days this work goes on, and we are ready to wager there is not a
+hole in the cliffs or Denes that is not doctored, and not a rabbit that
+is not above ground.
+
+It was Wednesday night when we had finished, and that evening the two
+boys from the Rectory came down to the inn to see us and get
+instructions for the morrow; but I was glad they did not stay long, for
+we wanted to go to bed early, so as to get a good night and yet be up
+betimes. By eight o'clock next morning, Jack and I were already back
+from the Denes, after having run out one thousand yards of long nets.
+The nets are in lengths of about one hundred yards, and two feet six
+inches high, made of fine string, and each of the top and bottom meshes
+knotted on to a cord that runs the entire length. To set these nets,
+they are threaded on to a smooth stick, four feet long, and the stick
+with the nets on is thrown over a man's shoulder. The man walks off with
+the nets along the border of the piece of ground to be enclosed, while
+another, after fixing the end of the first net fast to a starting stick,
+follows behind. As the man with the net proceeds, he lets the net slip
+slowly off the stick on his shoulder, piece by piece; and, as it comes
+down, the man behind picks up the top line, gives the net a shake, and
+twists the line round the top of stakes previously placed in the ground
+about fifty yards apart, taking care as he goes that the bottom of the
+net lies for a few inches on the ground. In this way squares of gorse of
+about two hundred yards can be entirely enclosed, and every rabbit
+inside them surrounded like sheep inside a fold.
+
+Our breakfast over, we were soon out again with all our dogs (except old
+Chance, who had been left at home on account of her age, and also on
+account of her trick of always liking to go up to the carrier's each
+night to sleep), and we had also two real good lurchers. At the foot of
+the Denes we met the boys from the Rectory, with a friend about their
+own age, and the curate of the next parish with a business-like ash
+stick under his arm; and among them they had mustered a pack of ten
+terriers, some of which wanted to begin work by a fight with my dogs;
+but it takes two to make a quarrel, and my dogs knew better than to
+waste their strength in fighting when there was a day's work in front of
+them.
+
+In a few minutes we were at the first piece of netted gorse--a real
+tearer, close, compact and a mass of thorns; but what dogs or boys care
+for gorse thorns when rabbits are on foot? So it is, "Over you go,
+boys!" "Hie in, dogs! Roust them out there!" and the old dogs spring the
+nets and are at work in a minute, while the young ones blunder and
+struggle in the nets, and have to be lifted over. The curate, Jack and
+I, and the man who drove the cart with the nets, and who will carry off
+the dead rabbits, stand at the nets and take out and kill the rabbits
+that get caught; and for the first hour we have as much as we can do,
+and work our hardest. Many rabbits do get through the nets, and others
+go back, and these latter it is difficult to get into the nets a second
+time, and they are killed by the dogs in the thick gorse. Yap! yap! yap!
+"Hie in, good dogs! hie in, young ones! Ah! back there! back! no going
+over the nets! Would you? Look here! hie there! in you go!" Yap! yap!
+yap! all scurry, rush and bustle; and the Rectory boys and their friend
+are all over the square at once, and in ten minutes so tingle from
+innumerable pricks from the gorse that they are benumbed and feel them
+no more. "Go, Fly, go!" and a big hare dashes out, with Fly after it,
+and both jump the net and make for another clump of gorse; but Fly has
+never been beaten since she was a puppy, and soon returns with the hare
+in her mouth. "Hie in, dogs! hie in!" There are more yet, and we are
+bound to make a clean sweep; and so the work goes on.
+
+First one patch, and then another, till lunch-time, which said lunch,
+according to a long-standing custom, comes up in a cart from the
+Rectory; but after snatching a hurried bit, the man and I have to bustle
+away to shift the nets, a work that keeps us hard at it for an hour and
+more; but long before we have done, the boys, parson and dogs are at it
+again in one of the first patches we have surrounded, and it is night
+and the moon is up before we have finished and picked up the nets. We
+find on counting the bag that we have two hundred and seventy rabbits,
+and feel content with our day's work. On Friday and Saturday the same
+work, and when we turned homewards on this last night, it was as much as
+man, boys or dogs could do to drag themselves along; but we had killed
+six hundred and fifty rabbits in the three days and were well content.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+Sunday was to us all a real day of rest, and we enjoyed every minute of
+it, and for once listened to a very long sermon without the fidgets. The
+Rectory boys came up for a chat in the afternoon, so we let the dogs out
+and went down to the beach and strolled quietly about, neither dogs nor
+humans indulging in anything like play--all were too stiff and sore to
+think of it.
+
+We were all out again early on Monday morning, but without nets and
+taking only sticks; and we spent a short day, with a long lunch, looking
+up outlying rabbits in the hedges of the farm at the foot of the Denes;
+and here the two lurchers, who during the days at the nets had taken it
+easy and refused to face the gorse, had the chief of the work, for
+directly a rabbit was started by the other dogs, it made straight off
+across the open for the gorse on the Denes, and the lurchers were the
+only dogs fast enough to catch them. We finally had to give up work
+because the dogs of all sorts were too tired to move, and also because
+the weather, that had been fine and calm all the previous week, began to
+break, and before we reached shelter there was half a gale sending big
+green waves thundering on to the beach and carrying the salt spray far
+inland.
+
+That night, after Jack was in bed and asleep, I put on my hat and
+went out, called by the noise of the waters. I joined a group of
+weather-beaten hard-featured men dressed in thick blue jerseys and
+"sou-wester" hats, who stood with their hands tucked deep into their
+trouser pockets, watching the sea from behind the shelter of a boat
+stranded high up on the beach. I got a civil word of greeting as I came
+up, and then we all watched in silence, for by this time the "half gale"
+had become a storm, and it was only by shouting we could have made each
+other hear. It was a wild weird scene, awe-inspiring, but intensely
+attractive--at least _I_ found it so; but then such scenes did not often
+come before me, and I daresay my companions, who were well used to being
+out on such a night, only felt thankful they were safe on shore, and
+thought with anxiety of those of their friends and neighbours who were
+out battling with the storm. The moon when I reached the beach was
+nearly at the full and high up in the heavens, but it shed a fitful
+light, as each few seconds dark clouds and veils of mist flew across its
+face. One moment the sea lay before us a dark black mass, only marked
+along the beach by a broad strip of breaking, foam-crested waves; and
+the next it was a dancing, tossing, roaring sheet of ever-changing
+liquid silver; or far away we would see the spray like pearls rising
+high in the air before the storm, and at our feet the waves curled up
+like huge furious monsters, dashing at the sands and shingle as if bent
+on destruction, and then with a swirl sliding back, a mass of foam, to
+meet and join the next wave, and with its help again come on to the
+attack.
+
+Over and over again I fancied I could hear the shrieks and groans of
+people in distress, and I turned for confirmation of my fancies to the
+faces of my companions; but all remained unmoved, but bore the quiet
+determined look that assured me that, had any unfortunate beings called
+for help from the midst of those wild waters, at the risk of those men's
+lives it would unhesitatingly have been given. Once for a moment, when a
+thin mist swept before the moon and made the light on the waters appear
+more like day than night, I clearly saw on the horizon the upper part of
+a ship's masts, with some sails bent to their yards, and all heeled over
+as if the ship were then about to founder, and I gave a loud
+exclamation; but an old sailor put his hand on my shoulder and called in
+my ear, "All right, master, all right! We have watched her for a quarter
+of an hour trying to make the point of the sands yonder, and she is now
+past them and has an open sea. She is as safe as you are now, thank God;
+but it was a near shave, and we thought she and all in her were gone."
+Often since then in my dreams I have seen that wind-tossed sea, and
+heard the roar of the waters and the screams of the storm, and seen
+those masts and sails heeling over, and have awoke with a start and
+dread fear in my heart.
+
+I had been tired when I came in from work, and I had a snug warm bed
+waiting for me, and moreover I reasoned that watching a storm in the
+dead of night was no part of a rat-catcher's duty; but I was so
+fascinated I could not tear myself away, and I stood with my companions
+behind the boat till long after midnight. Then two other figures dressed
+like my companions joined us, and it was only when they spoke that I
+recognised one as the parson of the parish, and the other as the young
+curate who had helped us with the rabbits. Both asked a few questions of
+the sailors, who seemed eager to give them information; and then the
+rector, turning to me, said: "You will be perished by the cold if you
+stand here longer. Come with me, and I will show you a picture of a
+different sort, but yet one that I think will interest you." I readily
+accepted and followed my friend, who, though far from a young man, bore
+the buffeting of the storm manfully; and he led me up through the
+village street, and then turning down a short steep lane brought me to a
+little cove that was partly sheltered by a spit of rock that jutted out
+into the sea. There, such as it was, was the harbour of the village, and
+by the fitful light I could see some dozen fishing boats drawn up high
+on the beach above the force of the waves; and beyond, a cluster of low,
+one-storied cottages and sheds, with small boats, spars, timbers,
+windlasses, etc., all denoting the home of fishermen. From this cove,
+early that morning, two boats had sailed with their nets for the fishing
+grounds out beyond the sands, and it was for these my friends behind the
+boat were patiently watching, and it was to say a few words to cheer and
+comfort the wives and families of these men that the old rector had now
+come.
+
+From a latticed window just in front of us a bright lamp shed its rays
+over the cove, and the rector took me straight to the door of this
+house, and having knocked and been told to come in, he lifted the latch
+and ushered me inside. The room was like hundreds of others along that
+coast, the homes of the toilers of the deep, and bore evident signs of
+being made by men more used to ships than stone or brick buildings. It
+was a good large room, very low, with heavy rafters overhead, which,
+with the planks of which the walls were constructed, had doubtless been
+taken from boats and ships that had served their time on the sea. The
+open fireplace at the end, with its wide chimney, was the only part of
+the building not made of old ship timbers and planks, and there was a
+strong smell of tar from these and from sundry coils of dark rope that
+were stowed away in a far corner. The long table down the middle of the
+room was of mahogany and had seen better days in a captain's cabin. The
+benches round the walls had served as seats on some big ship's deck; and
+there were swinging lamps and racks hung overhead from the rafters, with
+rudders, boat-hook, snatch-block, belaying pins, and various things I
+did not know the use of; but all were neatly arranged. There was a large
+arm-chair made out of a barrel set ready by the side of the hearth, on
+which were spread clean flannel clothes to warm and air, in readiness
+for the home-coming of the wet and tired husband.
+
+In front of the fire, attending to it and to three or four pots and
+kettles that simmered on the hearth, stood a woman about thirty years of
+age--just an ordinary fisherman's wife, strong and well shaped, without
+beauty of feature, but bright and intelligent looking; and when a smile
+lit up her face, it shed such a kindly ray that one felt that the
+husband in the little fishing boat on the storm-tossed deep might have
+his eyes fixed on the lantern burning in the window, but it would be the
+light of the wife's smile that kept his hand steady on the helm and
+guided the boat, and made him long to round the point and come to
+anchor.
+
+On the other side of the hearth was another arm-chair, also made out of
+a barrel, but much smaller; and in this, packed tightly and snugly round
+with cushions, half-sat, half-reclined a boy about ten years of age;
+but, alas! a pair of crutches leaning in the corner beside him at once
+told a sad tale. I know the points and beauties of all sorts of dogs,
+and always admire them, but I am not much of a hand at the good points
+and beauties of men and women, and as for boys, it is rare I see
+anything but mischief written in their faces; but somehow I could not
+take my eyes off the boy in the chair. I suppose because it was so
+different to an other young face I had ever seen, and so different to
+what one might expect to find amid the surroundings of a fisherman's
+cottage.
+
+It was a dark, delicate, oval face, like a girl's, with finely cut
+features, and a complexion as fair as the petals of an apple blossom;
+but it was his great brown eyes and long eyelashes, black as night, that
+held the attention, together with a look of deep patient suffering,
+mingled with gentleness and love that lit all up, and filled even the
+heart of a rough old rat-catcher like me with a feeling of deep pity and
+an intense desire to protect and befriend a small creature who looked
+too fragile, too beautiful, and too good for this old work-a-day world
+of ours, and as if he were only tarrying for a short while before going
+to his eternal home, where his features will be beautified by perfect
+love, and will lose the look of suffering and pain.
+
+The rector, taking off his "sou'-wester" as he entered, turned to the
+woman with a cheery voice, and said, "Well, Mary, how are you and the
+boy?--how are you, my man? I happened to be passing" (just as if it were
+quite a common thing for a parson to be out on the loose at one a.m. on
+a winter's night), "and I thought I would just call in to say that the
+men at the boats tell me that the bark of this gale is far worse than
+its bite, and that it is a fair, honest, rattling gale that such good
+sailors as your husband care nothing for, and that we may expect the
+boats in with the daylight, so you may keep the pots boiling. But why
+isn't that youngster snug in bed and asleep? Oh! he can't sleep when the
+wind howls, and Jack is away! Why, my boy, Jack will laugh at you when
+he comes home, and say he don't want such big, tired-looking eyes
+watching for him! Well, it will be morning soon, and, please God, Jack
+will be here, and will have popped you into bed himself before most of
+the world are up and about." At this Mary smiled; and the little boy,
+with a low laugh, said: "Jack knows Mary and I are waiting for him. Jack
+says he can often see us, and all we are doing, when he is out at sea in
+a raging storm, and the night is ever so dark; and he'd feel bad, Jack
+would, if I was not up to see him eat his supper; and besides, Mary
+could not sit here alone and listen to the wind and sea, and I am never
+tired and sleepy when waiting for Jack. Besides, Jack says he must tell
+someone all he has done and seen while he gets his supper, and Mary is
+too busy after the nets and things, so I sit here, and Jack tells me of
+such wonderful things: it is just lovely to hear him."
+
+The rector would not sit down, and soon hurried me off to another
+cottage, much such another as the first; but instead of Mary and the
+boy, we found a great, tall, gaunt old woman, sitting up before the
+fire, waiting for her two grandsons, who were away in the same boat with
+Jack; but to the rector's cheery, hopeful words, the woman answered with
+a bitter, sharp, complaining tongue: "I don't want no stop-at-home idle
+chaps to tell me what a storm is. Danger! who says there's danger?
+Danger with a little puff of wind like this? Not but what both of those
+boys will be washed ashore one day as their grandfather and father were.
+It's in the blood, and trying for a lone woman. Drat the boys! I told
+them not to go off with Jack. I could see plain for days that it was
+coming on to blow; but oh, no! they know better than me, who have lived
+to lose their father in such a storm as this, and to see his boat with
+my own eyes go to pieces on the Point as she came in, and not a man
+saved, and me left with them boys to keep. God only knows how I did it,
+and now they are that masterful they won't pay no attention to me." And
+then, as a hurricane of wind dashed at the door and windows and sent the
+smoke from the wood fire far out into the room, the poor old thing
+started and turned to the night outside with a look of terror; and, as
+the storm rushed on, and then there was a lull, she threw her apron over
+her head and sobbed for fear and deep anxiety for her grandsons.
+
+The rector comforted her with gentle words and praise of her pluck and
+nerves; and as he and I returned to the beach, he told me that the old
+woman had once been the prettiest girl for many miles round, that when
+her boys were far too young to help her the father had been drowned by
+the upsetting of his boat on the Point, and from that day she had
+worked and toiled, mending nets and selling fish in fair weather and
+foul, often weary and half-starved, but succeeding in the end to keep
+her old cottage over her head, and to bring her boys up respectably and
+turn them out two of the smartest fishermen along the coast.
+
+As we left the cottage the first tender light of the morning was paling
+the eastern sky far out to sea, and hastening on to the Point, we could
+just make out a distant sail appearing now and then out of the departing
+darkness of the night, and before half an hour was over the rector
+declared it to be Jack's boat coming in fast before the wind. All the
+village was astir in a minute, old men and young women and children
+hurrying to the cove and making ready for the home-coming; and in a few
+minutes the boat, with Jack holding the helm and the old woman's boys
+sitting crouched low down, dashed past the Point, turned sharp into the
+cove, and down in a moment fell the sail and the anchor-chain rattled
+out of the bows. There was no cheering or noisy welcome or rejoicing,
+for such scenes were the daily incidents in the life of the village; but
+everyone lent a helping hand, and in a few minutes Jack and his men were
+on shore. The old grandmother was there, but took no notice of her
+grandsons, who marched off to the cottage laden with oars, etc., where
+the old woman had just preceded them to put out the breakfast.
+
+The rector and I turned to go home, and as I passed the cottage where
+Jack lived I glanced in and saw him standing on the hearth, tall,
+massive, weather-beaten and rugged, with the lame boy high up in his
+arms looking hard in his face, and both man and child had such a happy
+contented smile on their faces that it did me good to see, and I think
+may have rejoiced even the angels above.
+
+When parting from me at the inn door, the rector said that if I liked to
+step up to the rectory that evening after my supper he would find me a
+pipe of tobacco, and tell me all that was known of the history of the
+little boy who had awakened such an interest in me, for, he added, "it
+is a very curious story."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+At eight o'clock, having fed my dogs and ferrets and left my boy Jack
+chatting in the harness-room with the rector's old coachman, I found
+myself in a snug arm-chair, pipe in mouth, my feet on the fender, and
+the rector sitting opposite me in his study, he also enjoying an
+after-dinner pipe; and after a chat over the events of the day and of
+the storm of the previous night, the rector began the history of the
+poor lame boy at the cottage thus--
+
+"I dare say you remember that about eight years ago the Irish question
+was giving the authorities much trouble and anxiety owing to the active
+turn it had then taken. Hideous murders were of daily occurrence in
+that unfortunate country. Dynamite was being used in London to destroy
+our public buildings, and many of our statesmen were being tracked by
+paid assassins. Strict orders had been issued by the authorities to
+watch all our ports to prevent the landing from America of arms and
+infernal machines, and both the police and Customs officers were on the
+alert; and yet, in spite of all, bloodthirsty, cowardly dynamiters and
+assassins succeeded in sneaking into the country, and every now and then
+perpetrated some hateful outrage. Well, it was during this time that one
+November morning a queer-looking yacht-like vessel appeared in the
+offing, and for two days kept standing about. During the day-time it was
+well out in the offing, but once or twice at night it was noticed by the
+coastguard and sailors to have come close in to land, and altogether its
+movements were so mysterious that our suspicions were fully aroused,
+and the officer of the coastguard telegraphed to the captain of the
+gunboat stationed at Brockmouth to put him on the alert.
+
+"For some days after this nothing was seen of the yacht, and our
+suspicions were lulled, and life in our quiet little village had settled
+down to its usual routine, when early one stormy morning the strange
+vessel was again seen close off the land, and a boat manned by six men
+put off for the little harbour; and just as it rounded the Point and got
+into smooth water, a dog-cart, that we all recognised as one let out for
+hire in a town ten miles inland, drove down to the beach. Beside the
+driver sat a tall, thin, dark man, but the few people on the beach had
+only time to observe this and that he had the dress and appearance of a
+gentleman, when he sprang from the cart and hurried to where the boat
+lay, and without hesitating a moment or speaking to anyone he waded out
+through the low surf to the boat, which at once left the harbour and
+made the best of its way to the yacht, which as soon as all were on
+board hoisted all sail and was soon out of sight, driven along by a
+storm that became in the course of the day as fierce a one as that of
+last night. There was much talk on the beach among the fishermen and in
+the village among us all as to what the yacht could be and who the
+stranger was; and we gathered from the driver of the dog-cart, who had
+put up his horse at the inn to rest, that he had been called by the
+porter at the railway station to drive the gentleman over; but that he
+had not heard his name, or what business brought him here. The driver,
+who was a sharp old fellow, said the gentleman had chatted with him as
+he came along, but kept pressing him to drive faster and faster, and
+gave him five shillings above his fare to use his best speed, and he
+added: 'I don't know who he is, or what his business may be, but I know
+one thing--he is an Irishman. I can tell it by his tongue, and by his
+queer-looking blue eyes and dark hair.'
+
+"Four and twenty hours passed, and during that time many people, I among
+the number, did not go to bed, for the storm which had sprung up with
+the departing yacht had blown itself into half a hurricane, and there
+were fishing boats out, which made us all anxious. As we did last night,
+or rather this morning, I went round to a few of the fishermen's houses
+where there were anxious wives and mothers waiting for the absent, and
+chatted with and cheered them, and I was leaving the two cottages that I
+daresay you noticed close under the rock towards the Point when the
+first streaks of morning began to appear in the east. I love to see the
+day break at any time, but I especially like to watch it over a stormy
+angry sea; and therefore sheltering myself a little behind a boulder, I
+stood gazing for a while, when presently, like a thing of life, came
+plunging and driving from the very gates of the morning the same yacht
+that had so puzzled us. On and on it came, close-hauled to the wind,
+straight for the narrow rock-bound jaws of the cove; and I saw at a
+glance that, if it kept its course, it must strike on a group of rocks
+some half-mile out at sea; and, parson as I am, I knew, should she
+strike them, no human aid could save the lives of those on board.
+
+"I hardly know what I did, except that I took off my coat and waved it
+frantically, and mounted the highest pinnacle on the rocky point to make
+myself seen by the fated crew; but though at last I could actually
+distinguish two men at the wheel holding the vessel close to the wind,
+yet they took no notice, and came on and on, leaping waves mountains
+high one minute, and lost to sight the next in the trough of the seas.
+Scores of fishermen soon joined me, and even their wives followed and
+crouched near, behind the rocks; and so fully was the ship's danger
+realized, that from time to time a deep groan, half of despair, half
+prayer, went up from all. There was but one hope--could the yacht be
+kept close enough to the wind to lead those steering her to believe they
+could make the entrance of the harbour? or would she be carried far
+enough to windward to make this impossible, and so force those in charge
+to alter her course to avoid the stiff cliffs beyond? Ah, no! We saw as
+we watched that she was too good a vessel to fall off to leeward, and
+those handling her too good sailors to allow her to do so, for she flew
+over the waves like a beautiful bird for the entrance of the harbour,
+and the sunken rocks were in her direct line!
+
+"Suddenly as we watched, with every sense strained to the utmost, and
+our eyes rivetted on the doomed ship, we heard away out to sea the boom
+of a big gun, and then another, and presently we saw emerging from the
+fast diminishing darkness a low, long steamer. At first we thought it
+was a ship also in deep distress, making signals; but the old sailors
+soon saw this was not so, and declared it was a gunboat firing at the
+yacht in the hope of driving her on to the rock-bound coast, and also to
+attract the attention of the coastguard, so that, should she reach the
+harbour, those on board might be prevented from escaping the hands of
+justice. It was a cruel service for British sailors to be employed on,
+however necessary, and hard to witness. Man hunting man to his death,
+when the wind and waves already held open the portals of eternity before
+him, and little short of a miracle could avert his doom!
+
+"A few minutes, a few hundred yards, and the yacht is on the rocks!
+Gallantly she glides along the side of that green wave and dashes the
+foam from her crest ere she plunges deep into the sea. A monster wave
+rolls fast upon her as if to swallow her quivering form. High, high she
+rises, till half her length is in the air over the crest of the wave,
+and then down she sinks; then the crash comes. Waves dash over her, her
+masts fall, her boats are wrenched from her sides, and the next minute
+we see her, a tangled mass of wreck and cordage, firmly embedded on the
+pitiless rocks. Don't suppose our fishermen had been quietly watching
+this and doing nothing to help. From the first, preparations had been
+made. Our friend Jack, and a score of other active young men, had
+shoved off the only boat on the beach that had the faintest hope of
+living in a storm like this, and had been waiting in it close to the
+harbour mouth some minutes before the yacht struck. But so small was the
+chance of that frail boat living in such a sea, that many of the most
+experienced of the sailors made signals to prevent the men starting off
+to meet what they thought was certain death. Others thought it might be
+done, and waved contrary signals; and it was then that one saw what sort
+of women our sailors' wives are, for though many standing there with us
+had near and dear ones in that boat, and were suffering tortures of
+anxiety, not a word was spoken, but all was left for the men to do as
+they thought right.
+
+"As the yacht struck, a deep, wailing shout went up from all on land,
+and those in the boat knew what had happened, and the next moment we saw
+the boat plunge into the green waves at the harbour mouth. For a moment
+it seemed to stagger and quail, and then, impelled by those hands and
+muscles of iron, it was driven forward through the blinding spray into
+the angry sea beyond. Shall I ever forget how we watched that boat, now
+mounted high on the top of a wave, now for moments lost to sight, the
+men all straining at their oars to the utmost, and always creeping
+forward yard by yard? All this time, we on the Point could see, with
+increasing fears, that the hope of the yacht holding together till
+reached by the rescuers was but a faint one. Each monster wave that
+rolled in lifted it from the rocks and left it to fall back with an
+irresistible force midst spray and foam, that constantly wholly hid it
+from our sight; and even before the boat started, portions of the wreck
+were being tossed about on the sea, making its passage even more
+precarious. At one time a group of human beings was seen on the deck
+clinging to some cordage; but when the next wave passed, most of them
+had disappeared, and we knew they had perished before our eyes. It was
+difficult to distinguish objects midst the turmoil, but it soon was
+whispered among us that some one or more persons were crouching behind
+the bulwarks, probably lashed there for safety, and from an occasional
+flutter of a red scarf or garment, we feared there was an unfortunate
+woman among them; and once, as the waves receded from the deck, we
+distinctly saw a man rise up from the group and look for a moment
+towards the approaching boat, and then sink again beside his companions,
+just as the incoming wave swept high over the poor shelter the stout
+bulwark afforded.
+
+"If the yacht could only hold together a few minutes longer! But no!
+once more it rises from its bed like some agonised, dying monster, and
+then as it falls back it parts in two, and half of it is a drifting mass
+of planks and timber, washing forward as if to meet the boat and destroy
+it. A portion yet remained fixed on the rock, and now and then we could
+still see the group crouching behind the bulwark. On and on fought the
+boat, now a little out of the direct line to avoid the wreckage, till it
+was close behind the wreck and partially sheltered by the rampart it
+formed against the sea; but at that moment all that remained of it was
+again lifted high in the air and dashed forward; and when the wave had
+passed by, there was only the frail boat with its brave crew to be seen
+on the surface. We see it pause for a moment, and then the oars all dip
+together, and the boat dashes forward. Someone leans over the bows, and
+there is a moment's struggle; but the mist and foam prevent our
+distinguishing clearly what is going on. After a while they evidently
+find there is nothing further that can be done; the boat is put before
+the waves and comes dashing back towards land.
+
+"All on the Point hurried down to the entrance of the harbour; and many
+of the men, with coils of rope in their hands, stood ready to give
+assistance. As each wave rolled under the boat, it flew through the
+water, and then sank back again hidden from our sight; but nearer and
+nearer it came on, till at last on the crest of a wave it darted sharp
+round the Point, and lay tossing in comparatively calm water. Steadily
+its crew rowed it up the little harbour, and as it approached the beach
+scores of ready hands seized it and ran it high up on to dry land, and a
+cheer rang out above the roar of the wind to welcome those snatched from
+the jaws of death. But this was not responded to by the men in the boat.
+They all looked stern and anxious; and then we saw that Jack, who was
+crouched in the bows, was supporting in his arms the slight form of a
+fair young girl, with long, soft, tangled hair falling around her and
+forming a frame to the most beautiful saint-like face my eyes had ever
+seen. Her lips were parted in a smile, and her eyes looked down on a
+small boy about two years old, who was bound in her arms by a red scarf.
+At first I thought she was fainting or falling asleep, but the next
+moment--merciful Heavens!--I saw that the back of her sweet young head
+was battered in and bleeding, and that she was already beyond the storms
+of life and the cruel raging of the destroying elements.
+
+"Hard horny hands of rough women tenderly and deftly unwound the scarf
+from off the child; and Jack's wife, Mary, pressing him to her bosom,
+hastened with him to her cottage, while the fair dead form was carried
+to a fisherman's house close by, and a few days later was laid in its
+quiet grave in the old churchyard, within sound of the ruthless sea that
+had so cruelly beaten the young life out of it.
+
+"You may easily find the grave, for the fishermen out of their deep pity
+had a plain cross put over it, with just the words 'Jack's mother' and
+the date of her death carved upon it. To this day, and I fancy for ever,
+the only name she will be known by is 'Jack's mother,' for all connected
+with that ill-fated yacht remains a mystery. Not a living creature
+escaped, except that frail little child. Many bodies were recovered
+during the next few days, and among them the remains of the man who had
+arrived the previous day in the dog-cart; but neither on any of the
+bodies, nor among the wreckage that came ashore, was anything found to
+lead to the identification of the yacht or its owners; and though the
+account of the disaster appeared in all the papers and was the talk of
+the county, yet no living soul has ever come forward to claim connection
+with the child or with any of those drowned.
+
+"It was thought at the time that the owner of the yacht was one of those
+desperate ruffians of Irish extraction that have from time to time
+arrived here from America, and that when he so hastily joined the vessel
+he was in fear of detection and was about to sail for America. Anyhow
+the yacht was sighted by the gunboat sent to look after it, and chased
+and driven through the storm back to our little harbour, it being
+doubtless the intention of the fugitive to attempt his escape by land if
+he could once reach the shore. How miserably it ended you now know; but
+you don't know quite all, for I have not told you that, on reaching
+their cottage, Jack's wife found that the little one breathed. I have
+told you of the storm, and I have told you of the wreck; but words
+would fail to tell of all the love and care and attention that was
+bestowed for weeks--aye! for years, up to this day--on the little one.
+Only the recording angel can note such things, and only the God of love
+can reward them. Not that either Jack or his wife think of rewards
+either from earth or in heaven, for their love is wholly unselfish and
+all-satisfying; and were only the boy well and strong, I am sure that in
+all these realms there could not be found a more perfectly happy trio
+than Jack the fisherman, little Jack, and his adopted mother.
+Unfortunately it was discovered that in some way the child's back had
+been injured in the storm. For months he lay between life and death, at
+last to recover partially only in health, and without the use of his
+poor legs.
+
+"Many friends have come forward with help, and great London doctors have
+seen and attended the boy. Till lately they gave little hope, but,
+thank God, there has been during the past year a slow but steady
+improvement, and they now think in time the boy may grow strong in
+health, but there is no hope of his ever walking without his crutches.
+
+"Fortunately nature has bestowed many gifts on the poor child that
+compensate him somewhat for his loss--first, an intensely loving,
+unselfish nature; and secondly, a perfect voice and passionate love of
+music. Already he is carried each Sunday to church by his father, and
+his voice in the choir is celebrated for many miles round, and has so
+impressed the organist at the cathedral at Marshford that he either
+comes himself, or sends one of his pupils, to give the boy a lesson once
+a week, and there is not a better violinist within the bounds of the
+county than our little Jack is. His father is so proud of the boy's
+gifts that I have known him, when wind-bound in a harbour down the coast
+twenty miles away, walk over the whole distance on a Sunday morning and
+back at night rather than miss carrying the little fellow to church and
+hearing him sing there. But it is eleven o'clock, and we were up all
+last night. What, no grog? Well, good night! Come and see me when you
+can, and come and watch the sea with me in another storm, and we will
+see if I can't rake up another story of the doings of the rough heroes
+of our neighbourhood who go down to the sea in ships. Good night, good
+night!"
+
+And so one of the pleasantest evenings I had spent for a long while was
+over.
+
+Oh, dear! oh, dear! What a muddle, what a hodge-podge I have made of
+this pen work! I sat down thinking it would be quite easy to write a
+book on "Rat-catching for the Use of Schools," and I have drifted off
+the line here, toppled into a story there, and been as wild and erratic
+in my goings on as even Pepper would be with a dozen rats loose together
+in a thick hedge. Well, I can't help it. I am not much good at books,
+and it ain't of much consequence, for during the last few days I have
+heard from half a dozen head-masters of schools that they find the art
+of rat-catching is so distasteful to their scholars, and so much above
+their intellect, and so fatiguing an exercise to the youthful mind, that
+they feel obliged to abandon the study of it and replace it once more by
+those easier and pleasanter subjects, _Latin_ and _Greek_. Well, I am
+sorry for it, very sorry. I had hoped to have opened up a great career
+to many young gentlemen, but have failed; and I can only console myself
+with thinking that one can't make silk purses out of--you know what.
+Mind, in this quotation I am not thinking of myself and my failure.
+
+
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