summaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
path: root/41023-0.txt
diff options
context:
space:
mode:
Diffstat (limited to '41023-0.txt')
-rw-r--r--41023-0.txt9319
1 files changed, 9319 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/41023-0.txt b/41023-0.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..56f73df
--- /dev/null
+++ b/41023-0.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,9319 @@
+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41023 ***
+
+FROM WORKHOUSE TO WESTMINSTER
+
+[Illustration: WILL CROOKS, M.P.
+
+_Photo: G. Dendry._]
+
+
+
+
+FROM WORKHOUSE TO WESTMINSTER
+
+The Life Story of WILL CROOKS, M.P.
+
+By
+GEORGE HAW
+
+WITH INTRODUCTION BY G. K. CHESTERTON
+
+FOUR FULL-PAGE PLATES
+
+CASSELL AND COMPANY, LIMITED
+LONDON, NEW YORK, TORONTO AND MELBOURNE
+MCMIX
+
+
+First Edition _February 1907_.
+Reprinted _March, June and August 1908_.
+_January and November 1909._
+
+ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
+
+
+TO
+
+MRS. WILL CROOKS
+
+THIS SLIGHT RECORD OF HER HUSBAND'S CAREER
+
+IS DEDICATED BY THE AUTHOR
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+This record of the career of a man whom I have known intimately in his
+public and private life for over a dozen years can claim at least one
+distinction. It is the first biography of a working man who has
+deliberately chosen to remain in the ranks of working men as well as in
+their service. From the day in the early 'nineties when he was called
+upon to decide between a prospective partnership in a prosperous
+business and the hard, joyless life of a Labour representative, with
+poverty for his lot and slander for his reward, he has adhered to the
+principle he then laid down, consistently refusing ever since the many
+invitations received from various quarters to come up higher. There have
+been endless biographies of men who have risen from the ranks of Labour
+and then deserted those ranks for wealthy circles. Will Crooks, in his
+own words, has not risen from the ranks; he is still in the ranks,
+standing four-square with the working classes against monopoly and
+privilege.
+
+This book would have been an autobiography rather than a biography could
+I have had my way. Nor was I alone in urging Crooks to write the story
+of his life, as strenuous in its poverty as it has been in its public
+service. He always argued that that was not in his way at all--that, in
+fact, he did not believe in men sitting down to write about themselves
+any more than he believed in men getting up to talk about themselves.
+
+So I have done the next best thing. Since the interpretation depends
+upon the interpreter, I have tried, in writing this account of his life,
+to make him the narrator as often as I could. Most of the incidents in
+his career I have given in his own words, mainly from personal talks we
+have had together during our years of friendship, sometimes by our own
+firesides, sometimes amid the stress of public life, sometimes during
+long walks in the streets of London. Nor do any of the incidents lose in
+detail or in verity by reason of many of those cherished conversations
+having taken place long before either of us ever dreamed they would
+afterwards be pieced together in book form.
+
+Not to Crooks alone am I indebted for help in compiling this book. I owe
+much to members of his family, to my wife, and to other friends of his.
+
+GEORGE HAW.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ PAGE
+INTRODUCTION xiii
+
+CHAPTER I.
+EARLIEST YEARS IN A ONE-ROOMED HOME 1
+
+CHAPTER II.
+AS A CHILD IN THE WORKHOUSE 8
+
+CHAPTER III.
+SCHOOLS AND SCHOOLMASTERS 16
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+ROUND THE HAUNTS OF HIS BOYHOOD 25
+
+CHAPTER V.
+IN TRAINING FOR A CRAFTSMAN 33
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+TRAMPING THE COUNTRY FOR WORK 43
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+ONE OF LONDON'S UNEMPLOYED 50
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+THE COLLEGE AT THE DOCK GATES 57
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+FROM THE CHEERING MULTITUDE TO A SORROW-LADEN HOME 67
+
+CHAPTER X.
+A LABOUR MEMBER'S WAGES 75
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+ON THE LONDON COUNTY COUNCIL 85
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+TWO OF HIS MONUMENTS 96
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+THE TASK OF HIS LIFE BEGINS 105
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+THE MAN WHO FED THE POOR 112
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+TURNING WORKHOUSE CHILDREN INTO USEFUL CITIZENS 119
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+ON THE METROPOLITAN ASYLUMS BOARD 128
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+A BAD BOYS' ADVOCATE 134
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+PROUD OF THE POOR 144
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+THE FIRST WORKING-MAN MAYOR IN LONDON 154
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+THE KING'S DINNER--AND OTHERS 166
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+THE MAN WHO PAID OLD-AGE PENSIONS 175
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+ELECTION TO PARLIAMENT 186
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+ADVENT OF THE POLITICAL LABOUR PARTY 195
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+THE LIVING WAGE FOR MEN AND WOMEN 202
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+FREE TRADE IN THE NAME OF THE POOR 210
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+PREPARING FOR THE UNEMPLOYED ACT 219
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+AGITATION IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS 227
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+THE QUEEN INTERVENES 241
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+HOME LIFE AND SOME ENGAGEMENTS 252
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+COLONISING ENGLAND 264
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+THE REVIVAL OF BUMBLEDOM 271
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+APPEAL TO THE PEOPLE 280
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+"THE HAPPY WARRIOR" 296
+
+INDEX 303
+
+ * * * * *
+
+LIST OF PLATES
+
+
+WILL CROOKS, M.P. _Frontispiece_
+
+THE CROOKS FAMILY _Facing p._ 18
+
+WILL CROOKS ADDRESSING AN OPEN-AIR
+MEETING AT WOOLWICH " 192
+
+MR. AND MRS. WILL CROOKS " 248
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+Mr. Will Crooks, as I know him in his own house at Poplar and in that
+other House at Westminster, always seems to me to be something far
+greater than a Labour Member of Parliament. He stands out as the supreme
+type of the English working classes, who have chosen him as one of their
+representatives.
+
+Representative government, a mystical institution, is said to have
+originated in some of the monastic orders. In any case, it is evident
+that the character of it is symbolic, and that it is subject to all the
+advantages and all the disadvantages of a symbol. Just exactly as a
+religious ritual may for a time represent a real emotion, and then for a
+time cease to represent anything, so representative government may for a
+time represent the people, and for a time cease to represent anything.
+But the peculiar difficulties attaching to the thing called
+representative government have not been fully appreciated. The great
+difficulty of representative governments is simply this: that the
+representative is supposed to discharge two quite definite and distinct
+functions. There is in his position the idea of being a picture or copy
+of the thing he represents. There is also the idea of being an
+instrument of the thing he represents, or a message from the thing he
+represents. The first is like the shadow a man throws on the wall; the
+second is like the stone that he throws over the wall. In the first
+sense, it is supposed that the representative is like the thing he
+represents. In the second case it is only supposed that the
+representative is useful to the thing he represents. In the first case,
+a parliamentary representative is used strictly as a parliamentary
+representative. In the second case a parliamentary representative is
+used as a weapon. He is used as a missile. He is used as something to be
+merely thrown against the enemy; and those who merely throw something
+against the enemy do not ask especially that the thing they throw shall
+be a particular copy of themselves. To send one's challenge is not to
+send one's photograph. When Ajax hurled a stone at his enemy, it was not
+a stone carved in the image of Ajax. When a modern general causes a
+cannon-ball to be fired, he is not understood to indicate that the
+contours of the cannon-ball represent in any exact way the curves of his
+own person. In short, we can in modern representative politics use a
+politician as a missile without using him, in the fullest sense of the
+word, as a symbol.
+
+In this sense most of our representatives in modern representative
+government are merely used as missiles. Mr. Balfour is a missile. Mr.
+Balfour is hurled at the heads of his enemies like a boomerang or a
+javelin. He is flung by the great mass of mediocre Tory squires. He is
+flung, not because he is at all like them, for that he obviously is not.
+He is flung because he is a particularly bright and sharp missile; that
+is to say, because he is so very unlike the men who fling him. Here,
+then, is the primary paradox of representative government. Men elect a
+representative half because he is like themselves and half because he is
+not like themselves. They elect a representative half because he
+represents them and half because he misrepresents them. They choose Mr.
+Balfour (let us say) half because he does what they would do and half
+because he does what they could never do at all.
+
+We are told that the Labour movement will be an exception to all
+previous rules. The Labour movement has been no exception to this
+previous rule. The Labour Members, as a class, are not representatives,
+but missiles. Poor men elect them, not because they are like poor men,
+but because they are likely to damage rich men: an excellent reason.
+Labour Members are the exceptions among Labour men. As I have said, they
+are weapons, missiles, things thrown. Working-men are not at all like
+Mr. Keir Hardie. If it comes to likeness, working-men are rather more
+like the Duke of Devonshire. But they throw Mr. Keir Hardie at the Duke
+of Devonshire, knowing that he is so curiously shaped as to hurt
+anything at which he is thrown. Unless this is thoroughly understood,
+great injustice will necessarily be done to the Labour movement; for it
+is obvious on the face of it that Labour Members do not represent the
+average of labouring men. A man like Mr. J. R. Macdonald no more
+suggests a Battersea workman than he suggests a Bedouin or a Russian
+Grand Duke. These men are not the representatives of the democracy, but
+the weapons of the democracy. They are intended only to fulfil the
+second of those functions in the delegate which I have already defined.
+They are the instruments of the people. They are not the images of the
+people. They are fanatics for the things about which the people are
+good-humouredly convinced. They are philosophers about the things which
+are to the people an easy and commonplace religion. In a word, they are
+not representatives; they are not even ambassadors. They are
+declarations of war.
+
+Such being the problem, we must reconcile ourselves to finding many of
+the Labour Members men of a definite and even pedantic class; men whose
+austere and lucid tone, whose elaborate economic explanations smack of
+something very different from the actual streets of London. This
+economic knowledge may be very necessary. It may remind us of our
+duties; but it does not remind us of the Walworth Road. It may enable a
+man to speak for the proletarians, but it does not enable a man to speak
+with them.
+
+Now, if a man has a good rough-and-ready knowledge of the mechanics of
+Battersea and the labourers of Poplar; if the same man has a good
+rough-and-ready knowledge of the men in the House of Commons (a vastly
+inferior company); he will come out of both those experiences with one
+quite square and solid conviction, a conviction the grounds of which,
+though they may be difficult to define verbally, are as unshakable as
+the ground. He will come out with the conviction that there is really
+only one modern Labour Member who represents, who symbolises, or who
+even remotely suggests the real labouring men of London; and that is Mr.
+Will Crooks.
+
+Mr. Crooks alone fulfils both the functions of the representative. He is
+a representative who, like Mr. Keir Hardie and the others, fights,
+cleaves a way, does something that only a man of talent could do,
+expresses the inexpressible, sacrifices himself. But also, unlike Mr.
+Keir Hardie, and the rest, he is a representative who represents. He is
+a picture as well as a projectile; he is the stone carved in the image
+of Ajax. He is really like the people for whom he stands. A man can
+realise this fact, merely as a fact, without implying any disrespect,
+for instance, to the Scotch ideality of Mr. Keir Hardie, or the Scotch
+strenuousness of Mr. John Burns. They are expressive of the English
+democracy, but not typical of it. The first characteristic of Mr.
+Crooks, which must strike anyone who has ever had to do with him, even
+for ten minutes, is this immense fact of the absolute and isolated
+genuineness of his connection with the working classes. To all the other
+Labour leaders we listen with respect on Labour matters, because they
+have been elected by labourers. To him alone we should listen if he had
+never been elected at all. Of him alone it can be said that if we did
+not accept him as a representative, we should still accept him as a
+type. I need not dwell, and indeed I feel no desire to dwell, on those
+qualities in Mr. Crooks which express just now the popular qualities of
+the populace. I feel more interest in the unpopular qualities of the
+populace.
+
+The greatness of Mr. Crooks lies not in the fact that he expresses the
+claims of the populace, which twenty dons at Oxford would be ready to
+express; it is that he expresses the populace: its strong tragedy and
+its strong farce. He is not a demagogue. He is not even a democrat. He
+is a demos; he is the real King. And his chief characteristic, as I have
+suggested, is that he represents especially those popular good
+qualities which are unpopular in modern discussion. Will Crooks is to
+the ordinary London omnibus conductor or cabman exactly what Robert
+Burns was to the ordinary puritanical but passionate peasant of the
+Scotch Lowlands. He is the journeyman of genius. All that is good in
+them is better in him; but it is the same thing. Walt Whitman has
+perfectly expressed this attitude of the average towards the fine type.
+"They see themselves in him. They hardly know themselves, they are so
+grown."
+
+In numberless points Mr. Crooks thus completes and glorifies the common
+character of the poor man. Take, for instance, the deep matter of
+humour: humour in which the English poor are certainly pre-eminent among
+all classes of the nation and all nations of the world. By all
+politicians, including Labour politicians, humour is only introduced
+exceptionally and elaborately; by all politicians the comic anecdote is
+led up to with dextrous prefaces and deep intonations, as if it were
+something altogether unique and separate. All politicians take their own
+humour very seriously. Mr. Crooks recalls the real life of the streets
+in nothing so much as in the fact that humour is a constant condition.
+He and the poor exist in a normal atmosphere of amiable irony. If
+anything, they have to make an effort to become verbally serious:
+something of the same kind of earnest that it costs an ordinary member
+of Parliament to become witty. Anyone who has heard Mr. Crooks talk
+knows that his permanent mood is humorous. He is never without a story,
+but his face and his mind are humorous before he has even thought of the
+story. He lives, so to speak, in a state of expectant reminiscence. The
+man who said that "brevity was the soul of wit" told a lie; nobody
+minds how long wit goes on so long as it is wit. Mr. Crooks belongs to
+that strong old school of English humour in which Dickens was supreme;
+that school which some moderns have called dull because it could go on
+for a long time being interesting.
+
+I have merely taken this case of popular humour as one out of a hundred.
+A similar case of Mr. Crooks's popular sympathy might be found in his
+pathos, which is equally uncompromising and direct. Even his political
+faults, if they are faults, against which so much criticism has for a
+time been raised, have still this pervading quality, that they are
+essentially the popular faults. This instinct for a prompt and practical
+and hand-to-mouth benevolence, this instinct for giving a very good time
+to those who have had a very bad time, this is the very soul of that
+immense and astonishing altruism at which all social reformers have
+stood thunderstruck: the kindness of the poor to the poor. This attitude
+may or may not be the great vice of the governors; there is no doubt
+that it is the great virtue of the people. The charity of poor men to
+poor men has always been spontaneous, irregular, individual, liable
+therefore in its nature to some faults of confusion or of favouritism.
+
+It is the misfortune of Mr. Crooks that alone among modern
+philanthropists and social reformers he has really been the typical poor
+man giving to poor men. This quality which has been seen and condemned
+in him is simply the quality which is the common and working morality of
+the London streets. You may like it; you may dislike it. But if you
+dislike it you are simply disliking the English people. You have seen
+English people perhaps for a moment in omnibuses, in streets on Saturday
+nights, in third-class carriages, or even in Bank Holiday waggonettes.
+You have not yet seen the English people in politics. It has not yet
+entered politics. Liberals do not represent it; Tories do not represent
+it; Labour Members, on the whole, represent it rather less than Tories
+or Liberals. When it enters politics it will bring with it a trail of
+all the things that politicians detest; prejudices (as against
+hospitals), superstitions (as about funerals), a thirst for
+respectability passing that of the middle classes, a faith in the family
+which will knock to pieces half the Socialism of Europe. If ever that
+people enters politics it will sweep away most of our revolutionists as
+mere pedants. It will be able to point only to one figure, powerful,
+pathetic, humorous, and very humble, who bore in any way upon his face
+the sign and star of its authority.
+
+G. K. CHESTERTON.
+
+
+
+
+FROM WORKHOUSE TO WESTMINSTER
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+EARLIEST YEARS IN A ONE-ROOMED HOME
+
+ Difference between "Will" and "William"--Early Memories--Crying for
+ Bread--An Aspersion Resented--A Prophecy that has been
+ Fulfilled--Will earns his First Half-Sovereign.
+
+
+Will Crooks!
+
+In the little one-roomed home where he was born at No. 2, Shirbutt
+Street, down by the Docks at Poplar, it was the earnest desire of all
+whom it concerned that he should be known to the world as William
+Crooks. The desire found practical expression in the register of Trinity
+Congregational Church in East India Dock Road close by. Thither, within
+a few weeks of his birth, in the year 1852, he was carried with modest
+ceremony and solemnly christened by a name which everybody ever since
+has refused to give to him.
+
+For somehow "William Crooks" does not sound like the man at all. Looking
+at it gives you no suggestion of the good-humoured, hard-headed Labour
+man, known as familiarly to his colleagues in the House of Commons as
+he is to the great world of wage-earners outside by the shorter and more
+expressive name of Will Crooks.
+
+Born in poverty, the third of seven children, Will Crooks, who is
+blessed with keen powers of observation and a good memory, can carry his
+mind back to the days before he was put into breeches.
+
+"I remember before my fourth year was out," I have heard him tell,
+"something of the public rejoicings on the declaration of peace after
+the Crimean War. The following year was also memorable to me as the time
+I witnessed troops of soldiers marching to the East India Docks on the
+outbreak of the Mutiny."
+
+Those were days of want and sorrow, as were many days that followed, in
+the little one-roomed home in East London. His father was a ship's
+stoker, who lost an arm by the starting of the engines one day when he
+was oiling the machinery as his vessel lay in the Thames.
+
+"My very earliest recollections are associated with mother dressing
+father's arm day after day. I was only three years old at the time, but
+I know that all our privations dated from the day of this accident to my
+father, because he was forced to give up his work.
+
+"It must have been with the aid of some good friends that at last my
+father got an old horse, hoping to earn a little by leading and carting;
+but nothing came of this small venture, and in time the horse had to be
+sold to pay the rent. Almost the only work of any kind that father,
+being thus disabled, could get to do was an odd job as watchman.
+
+"Those were very lean years indeed, and I don't know what we should have
+done but for mother. She used to toil with the needle far into the night
+and often all night long, slaving as hard as any poor sweated woman I
+have ever known, and I have known hundreds of such poor creatures. Many
+a time as a lad have I helped mother to carry the clothes she had made
+to Houndsditch. There were no trams running then, and the 'bus fare from
+Poplar to Aldgate was fourpence, a sum we never dared think of spending
+on a ride.
+
+"My elder brother was as clever with the needle as many a woman, and
+often he would stay up all through the night with mother, helping her to
+make oil-skin coats."
+
+One night, as the mother worked alone, young Will woke up in the little
+orange-box bedstead by the wall where he slept with a younger brother.
+Silently he watched her plying the needle at the table until he noticed
+tears trickling down her cheeks.
+
+"What are you crying for, mother?"
+
+"Never mind, Will, my boy. You go to sleep."
+
+"But you must be crying about something, mother."
+
+And then, in a doleful tone, she said, "It's through wondering where the
+next meal is coming from, my boy."
+
+The little chap pretended to go to sleep soon after; but now and again
+he would peep cautiously over the side of the box at his mother silently
+crying over her work at the table. And he puzzled his young head as to
+what it all meant.
+
+"My mother crying because she can't get bread for us! Why can't she get
+bread? I saw plenty of bread in the shops yesterday. Do all mothers have
+to cry before they can get bread for their children?"
+
+It was the first incident that made him think.
+
+There was one morning, the morning after a Christmas Day of all times in
+the year, when his mother refused to let him or the others get up, even
+when she left the house. It was not until she returned after what seemed
+a long time, bringing with her a portion of a loaf, that she allowed
+them to get out of bed.
+
+"It was many years afterwards before I learnt the reason for her strange
+conduct that Boxing Day morning. Then I found out that she had made a
+vow that her children should never get up unless there was some
+breakfast for them.
+
+"We were so poor that we children never got a drop of tea for months
+together. It used to be bread and treacle for breakfast, bread and
+treacle for dinner, bread and treacle for tea, washed down with a cup of
+cold water. Sometimes there was a little variation in the form of
+dripping. At other times the variety was secured by there being neither
+treacle nor dripping. The very bread was so scarce that mother could not
+afford to allow the three eldest, of whom I was one, more than three
+slices apiece at a meal, while the four youngest got two and a half
+slices. Whenever we could afford to buy tea or butter, it was only in
+ounces. Once my brother and I were sent to buy a whole quarter of a
+pound of butter--it turned out that auntie was coming to tea--and on the
+way we speculated seriously whether mother was going to open a shop."
+
+Perhaps the first occasion upon which Crooks as a lad showed something
+of that spirited resentment at aspersions on the poor which ultimately
+led him into public life was one that arose in a cobbler's shop. He was
+about eight years old, when his father sent him back with a pair of
+boots that had been repaired to ask that a little more be done to them
+for the money.
+
+"I don't know what he wants for his ninepence," said the cobbler,
+referring to the lad's father; "but, there!"--throwing the boots to his
+man--"put another patch on. He's only a poor beggar."
+
+There was an angry cry from the other side, of the counter. "My father's
+not a poor beggar!" shouted the boy. "He's as good a man as you, and
+only wants what he has paid for."
+
+If the boy thought much of the father the father thought much of the
+boy. It had often been his boast that "Our Will will do things some
+day."
+
+One little fancy of the old man's was brought to my notice the morning
+after Crooks was first returned to Parliament for Woolwich. His elder
+brother told me then of a little incident that took place over
+forty-five years before.
+
+"We children were playing in the home together when young Will said
+something which made the dad look up surprised. And I heard him say to
+mother, 'That lad'll live to be either Lord Mayor of London or a Member
+of Parliament.'"
+
+The poverty deepened and darkened in the little one-roomed home during
+Will's boyhood. It soon became impossible even to spend an odd ninepence
+on boot repairs. The mother met this emergency as she met nearly all the
+others. She became the family cobbler, as she had all along been the
+family tailor. Often would she go on her knees, hammer in hand, mending
+the boots. The children could not remember the time when she did not
+make all their clothes.
+
+"God only knows, God only will know, how my mother worked and wept,"
+says Crooks. "With it all she brought up seven of us to be decent and
+useful men and women. She was everything to us. I owe to her what little
+schooling I got, for, though she could neither read nor write herself,
+she would often remark that that should never be said of any of her
+children. I owe to her wise training that I have been a teetotaller all
+my life. I owe it to her that I was saved from becoming a little wastrel
+of the streets, for, as a Christian woman, she kept me at the Sunday
+School and took me regularly to the Congregational Church where I had
+been baptised.
+
+"I can picture her now as I used to see her when I awoke in the night
+making oil-skin coats by candle-light in our single room. Youngster
+though I was, I meant it from the very bottom of my heart when I used to
+whisper to myself, as I peeped at her from the little box-bedstead by
+the wall, 'Wait till I'm a man! Won't I work for my mother when I'm a
+man!'"
+
+He thought he was a man at thirteen, when he could bring home to her
+proudly five shillings every week, his wages in the blacksmith's shop.
+There came a memorable Saturday night when, having worked overtime all
+the week and earned an extra five shillings, he was paid his first
+half-sovereign. He threw on his coat and cap excitedly and ran all the
+way home from Limehouse Causeway, the half-sovereign clenched tightly in
+his hand, until he burst breathlessly into the little room, exclaiming:
+
+"Mother, mother, I've earned half a sovereign, all of it myself, and
+it's yours, all yours, every bit yours!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+AS A CHILD IN THE WORKHOUSE
+
+ With an Idiot Boy in the Workhouse--Life in the Poor Law School at
+ Sutton--At Home Once More--A Fashionable Knock for the Casual
+ Ward--A Bread Riot.
+
+
+But we must go back a few years--to the evil day when, the father being
+a cripple, the family have to enter the workhouse.
+
+The mother had before this been forced to ask for parish relief. For a
+time the Guardians paid her two or three shillings a week and gave her a
+little bread. Suddenly these scanty supplies were stopped. The mother
+was told to come before the Board and bring her children.
+
+Six of them, clinging timidly to her skirt, were taken into the terrible
+presence. The Chairman singled out Will, then eight years of age, and,
+pointing his finger at him, remarked solemnly:
+
+"It's time that boy was getting his own living."
+
+"He is at work, sir," was the mother's timid apology. "He gets up at a
+quarter to five every morning and goes round with the milkman for
+sixpence a week."
+
+"Can't he earn more than that?"
+
+"Well, sir, the milkman says he's a very willing boy and always
+punctual, but he's so little that he doesn't think he can pay him more
+than sixpence yet."
+
+And the little boy looked furtively at the great man in the great chair,
+never dreaming that the time would come when he would occupy that chair
+himself, and that almost the first order he would issue from it would be
+one putting an end to the bad practice of making mothers drag their
+young children before the Board.
+
+On that unhappy afternoon the Guardians, firm in their resolve not to
+renew the out-relief, offered to take the children into the workhouse.
+The mother said 'No' at first, marching them all bravely home again.
+Stern want forced her to yield at last. The day came when she saw the
+five youngest, including Will, taken from home to the big poorhouse down
+by the Millwall Docks. The crippled father was admitted into the House
+at the same time.
+
+They were put into a bare room like a vault, the father and two sons,
+while the three sisters were taken they knew not where. There the lads
+and their dad spent the night and the next day until the doctor saw them
+and passed them into the main workhouse building. Then Will lost sight
+of his father, though he was permitted to remain with his young brother
+and share with him the same bed.
+
+In the dormitory was an idiot boy, who used to ramble in his talk all
+through the night, keeping the others awake. Sometimes Will succeeded in
+coaxing his young brother off to sleep, but as for himself, he would
+lie awake for hours listening to the strange talk of the idiot boy, and
+thinking of his mother. Often in the night the idiot boy would cry out
+for his own mother, leaving Will wondering who she was and where she
+was, and whether the plaintive cry of her imbecile child ever reached
+her ears in the night's stillness.
+
+The lad was ravenously hungry all the time he spent in the workhouse. He
+often felt at times as though he could eat leather; yet every morning,
+when the "skilly" was served for breakfast, he could not touch it.
+Morning after morning, spurred on by hunger, he forced the spoon into
+his mouth, but the stomach revolted, and he always felt as though the
+first spoonful would turn him sick.
+
+Somehow his father, away in the men's ward, got to know that young Will,
+who he knew could relish dry crusts at home with the best of them, was
+not able to eat the fare provided in the workhouse. The men occasionally
+got suet pudding, and one dinner-time the old man secretly smuggled his
+portion into his pocket. In the afternoon he made over to the children's
+quarters, hoping to hand it to Will. The pudding was produced, the lad's
+hungry eyes lighted up, when, behold! it was snatched away, almost from
+his very grasp. The burly figure of the labour master interposed between
+father and son. This was a breach of discipline not to be tolerated in
+the workhouse.
+
+"But the boy's hungry, and this is what I've saved from my own dinner,"
+argued the father (all in vain). "You don't know how that boy likes
+suet pudding."
+
+For two or three weeks the Crooks children were kept in the workhouse,
+before being taken away in an omnibus with other boys and girls to the
+Poor Law School at Sutton. Then came the most agonising experience of
+all to Will. They parted him from his young brother. In the great hall
+of the school he would strain his eyes, hoping to get a glimpse of the
+lone little fellow among the other lads, but he never set eyes on him
+again until the afternoon they went home together.
+
+"Every day I spent in that school is burnt into my soul," he has often
+declared since.
+
+He could not sleep at night nor play with the other boys, haunted as he
+was by the strange dread that he must have committed some unknown crime
+to be taken from home, torn from his young brother, and made a little
+captive in what seemed a fearful prison. The nights seemed endless, and
+were always awful. He whispered his fears on the fourth day to another
+Poplar boy who was there.
+
+"Ah! you just wait until Sunday," said the other lad. "Every Sunday's
+like a fortnight."
+
+When Sunday did come it proved to be one lasting agony. He thought time
+could not be made more terrible to children anywhere. They had dinner at
+twelve and tea at six, confined during the yawning interval in the dull
+day-room with nothing to do but to look at the clock, and then out of
+the window, and then back at the clock again.
+
+During the week, after school hours, he hung about in abject misery all
+the time. From the day he went in to the day he left he never smiled.
+One afternoon he was loitering in the playground as the matron showed
+some visitors round.
+
+"Who is that sad-faced boy?" he heard one of them ask.
+
+"Oh, he's one of the new-comers," the matron answered. "He'll soon get
+over it."
+
+The new-comer said to himself, "I wonder whether you would soon get over
+it if you had been taken from your mother and parted from a young
+brother?"
+
+How long he stayed in the workhouse school he has never been able to
+tell. It could not have been very long in point of time, but to the
+sensitive lad it seemed an age. An indescribable burden was lifted from
+his shoulders when one day at dinner someone called him by his name.
+
+He sprang to his feet.
+
+"Go to the tailor's shop after dinner and get your own clothes."
+
+"What for, sir?"
+
+"You are going home!"
+
+His heart leapt up. The boys crowded round him, wishing they were in his
+place. Poor miserable lads, he parted from them with feelings of the
+deepest pity.
+
+At the gate he met his young brother and sisters again, and they were
+taken back to Poplar, to be welcomed with open arms by their mother. She
+had worked harder than ever to add to the family income in order to
+justify her in going before the Guardians to ask that her children be
+restored to her own keeping.
+
+Not until thirty-three years later could he command the courage to enter
+that same workhouse school again. Many changes for the good had been
+made, but the sight of the same hall, with the same peculiar odour,
+brought back the same old feeling of utter friendlessness and despair.
+And he saw in imagination a sad-faced boy sitting on the form, straining
+his eyes in the vain search for his young brother.
+
+The mother had moved to a cheaper room when the children returned home
+from the workhouse school. It was in a small house in the High Street,
+next door to the entrance to the casual ward, with the main workhouse
+building in the rear. This was Will's home for the rest of his boyhood.
+
+There, with the workhouse surrounding him as it were, he got daily
+glimpses of the misery that hovers round the Poor Law. Men and women
+would sit for hours huddled on the pavement in front of his home waiting
+for the casual ward to open. Will came bounding out of the house in the
+dull dawn to go to work as an errand boy one morning, when he kicked
+violently against a bundle of rags on the pavement.
+
+There was a cry of pain in a woman's voice, and the lad pulled up sharp,
+filled with remorse:
+
+"I'm _so_ sorry, missus; I am really. I didn't see you."
+
+"All right, kiddie. I saw you couldn't help it. I'm used to being
+kicked about the streets."
+
+But the lad could not forget it. And when he came home at dinner-time,
+"Oh, mother," he said, "I kicked a poor woman outside our door this
+morning, and I wouldn't have done it for anything, had I known."
+
+Sometimes a poor wayfarer would knock at the door, mistaking it for the
+entrance to the casual ward. In answer to a series of sharp raps one
+night Will raced to the door with the mother of another family who
+rented the front room. She got there first and opened it, to find a
+tramp on the step.
+
+"Is this the casual ward?"
+
+"The casual ward!" cried the woman in disgust, turning away and leaving
+Will to direct him. "That's a nice fashionable kind of knock to come
+with asking for the casual ward!"
+
+It was from this house that he saw a bread riot in the winter of 1866,
+when he got the first of many impressions he was to receive of what a
+winter of bad trade means to a district of casual labour like Poplar.
+Hundreds of men used to wait outside the workhouse gates for a 2-lb.
+loaf each. The baker's waggon drove up with the bread one afternoon
+while they waited. The ravenous crowd would not let it pass into the
+workhouse yard. They seized the bread, frantically struggling with each
+other. Almost as fiercely they tore the bread to pieces when they got it
+and devoured it on the spot.
+
+Sights like these of his childhood, with the shuddering memories of his
+own dark days in the workhouse and the workhouse school, made him
+register a vow, little chap though he was at the time, that when he grew
+up to be a man he would do all he could to make better and brighter the
+lot of the inmates, especially that of the boys and girls.
+
+Some children's dreams come true, and this was one of them.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+SCHOOLS AND SCHOOLMASTERS
+
+ The School of Life--Borrowed Magazines--Reading Dickens--Crooks's
+ Humour and Story-Telling Faculty--Discovering Scott--Declaiming
+ Shakespeare--Books that influenced him.
+
+
+Little education of the ordinary kind came into Will's life as a lad. We
+have seen that he turned out before five o'clock every morning at eight
+years of age to take milk round for a wage of sixpence a week. Soon
+after coming out of the workhouse he got a job as errand boy at a
+grocer's at two shillings a week. At eleven he was in a blacksmith's
+shop, where he stayed until at fourteen he was apprenticed to the trade
+of cooper.
+
+"In a sense, my training for becoming a servant of the people has been
+better than a University training," he tells you. "My University has
+been the common people--the common people whom Christ loved, and loved
+so well that He needs must make so many of us. The man trained as I have
+been amid the poor streets and homes of London, who knows where the shoe
+pinches and where there are no shoes at all, has more practical
+knowledge of the needs and sufferings of the people than the man who has
+been to the recognised Universities.
+
+"I am the last to despise education. I have felt the need of more
+education all my life. But I do protest against the idea that only those
+who have been through the Universities or public schools are fit to be
+the nation's rulers and servants. Legislation by the intellectuals is
+the last thing we want. See to what extremes it sometimes leads. There
+was a case under the Workmen's Compensation Act when eight leading
+lawyers argued for hours whether a well thirty feet deep was a building
+thirty feet high. Finally they decided solemnly that it was not. That
+was legislation by the intellectuals being carried out by the
+intellectuals."
+
+He once complained in the House of Commons that Mr. Balfour--then Prime
+Minister--was using a dead language in answering a Labour Member's
+question. He had asked whether the Aliens Bill would take precedence
+over Redistribution. Mr. Balfour replied that the two things were not at
+all _in pari materia_.
+
+"Will the right hon. gentleman please speak in English?" pleaded the
+questioner. "It is well known both inside and outside this House that I
+do not know Latin."
+
+Mr. Balfour said that what he meant to convey was that you could not
+compare resolutions with a Bill, because a Bill involved a number of
+different stages, while the other dealt with the matter as one
+substantive question.
+
+"A very loose translation," remarked a Member, amid the laughter of the
+House.
+
+Crooks was learning life at the time other lads are usually learning
+Latin. And his knowledge of life, carrying with it an unbounded
+sympathy with suffering, an intense love of truth and justice, has
+proved more useful to him and to the class he serves than any knowledge
+of a dead language would.
+
+Yet it was a pleasure to him to go down to Oxford in the early part of
+1906 to speak on the need for University men taking up social work. It
+was a greater pleasure to receive on his return the following letter
+from one in authority at Christ Church College:--
+
+
+ I am writing a line thanking you again for your kindness in coming
+ and speaking here on Saturday. From all sides I hear nothing but
+ commendation of your speech. There was a considerable number of our
+ men present, and as I surveyed them I was glad to see that some who
+ are really thinking about things were impressed.
+
+
+Crooks always tells you that his best "schoolmaster" was his mother, the
+righteous working woman who could not read a line or write a word.
+
+She and one of her boys spent nearly three hours one evening preparing a
+letter to a far-away sister, the mother painfully composing the
+sentences, the lad painfully writing them down. The glorious epistle was
+at last complete, the first great triumph of a combined intellectual
+effort between mother and son. Proudly they held the letter to the
+candle-light to dry the ink, when the flame caught it, and behold! the
+work of three laborious hours destroyed in three seconds. It was more
+than they could bear. Mother and son sat down and cried together.
+
+[Illustration: THE CROOKS FAMILY.
+
+(_Will is the second child from the right, looking over his father's
+left shoulder._)]
+
+"I have nothing but praise for my other schoolmaster," says Crooks. "I
+mean the schoolmaster at the old George Green schools in East India Dock
+Road. They were elementary schools then, and we paid a penny a week,
+though even that small sum for all of us meant a sacrifice for mother.
+The schoolmaster there was essentially a kind man. He had me under his
+teaching in the Sunday school as well as in the day school. During the
+few years I was with him prior to my workhouse days I learnt much that
+has been of service to me ever since."
+
+Neither books nor papers found their way into Shirbutt Street. The first
+paper he remembers reading was _The British Workman_, brought
+occasionally to the little house in High Street just after the workhouse
+days. Then came a short spell of penny dreadfuls, from among which
+"Alone in a Pirate's Lair" stands out in memory riotous and reeking to
+this day.
+
+Though the mother could not read herself, she encouraged her children by
+borrowing occasional magazines and inviting them to read the contents to
+her and her neighbours.
+
+"I was about ten or eleven when _The Leisure Hour_ and _The Sunday at
+Home_ were started, and mother and the neighbours used to get these and
+ask us boys to read the stories to them.
+
+"I owe something to an old man who went round the poor people's houses
+selling books. From him I got some of Dickens's novels. I suddenly found
+myself in a new and delightful world. Having been in the workhouse
+myself, how I revelled in Oliver Twist! How I laughed at Bumble and the
+gentleman in the white waistcoat! I have seen that white waistcoat,
+pompous and truculent, administering the Poor Law many times since.
+
+"After the unceasing hunger I experienced in the workhouse, you can
+guess how I sympathised with Oliver in his demand for more. I thought
+that a delightful touch in one of our L.C.C. day schools the other day.
+The teacher asked a class what books they liked best.
+
+"'Oliver Twist,' came one little chap's answer.
+
+"'Why?'
+
+"'Because he asked for more.'"
+
+This early reading of Dickens may have helped to develop his own quaint,
+rich humour. Will Crooks often reminds one of Charles Dickens. He knows
+the Londoner of to-day, his oddities, whimsicalities, his trials,
+humours, and sorrows, as thoroughly as Dickens knew the Londoner of
+fifty years ago. Many a time I have journeyed with him down to his home
+in East London, after he had finished a hard day's work in Parliament or
+on the London County Council, possibly having been defeated on some
+public question in a way that would make many men despair; and yet how
+easily he has put aside all the worries and work, and made the journey
+delightful by his unfailing fund of Cockney anecdotes. He is one of the
+rare story-tellers you meet with in a lifetime. The charm, too, of all
+his stories is that they never relate to what he has read, but always
+to what he has heard or observed himself.
+
+Some unknown friend at Yarmouth, who doubtless had heard him speak,
+seems to have been impressed by this ready way he has of taking his
+illustrations from the common things around him. Under the initials
+A. H. S. he sent the following "Limerick" to _London Opinion_:--
+
+
+ We smile when he's funny, or witty,
+ We yawn when he's wise: more's the pity,
+ For this best of the "Crooks"
+ Draws from life, not from books,
+ When he pleads for the people or city.
+
+
+After Dickens the lad discovered Scott. "It was an event in my life
+when, in an old Scotch magazine, I read a fascinating criticism of
+'Ivanhoe.' Nothing would satisfy me until I had got the book; and then
+Scott took a front place among my favourite authors.
+
+"I was in my teens then, reading everything I could lay hands on. I used
+to follow closely public events in the newspapers. Not long ago I met a
+man in a car with whom I remonstrated for some rude behaviour to the
+passengers. He looked at me in amazement when I called him by his name.
+
+"'Why,' he said, 'you must be that boy Will Crooks I knew long ago. Do
+you know what I remember about you? I can see you now tossing your apron
+off in the dinner-hour and squatting down in the workshop with a paper
+in your hand.'"
+
+Crooks was still an apprentice when, as he describes it, the great
+literary event of his life occurred.
+
+"On my way home from work one Saturday afternoon I was lucky enough to
+pick up Homer's 'Iliad' for twopence at an old bookstall. After dinner I
+took it upstairs--we were able to afford an upstairs room by that
+time--and read it lying on the bed. What a revelation it was to me!
+Pictures of romance and beauty I had never dreamed of suddenly opened up
+before my eyes. I was transported from the East End to an enchanted
+land. It was a rare luxury to a working lad like me just home from work
+to find myself suddenly among the heroes and nymphs and gods of ancient
+Greece."
+
+The lad's imagination was also fired by "The Pilgrim's Progress."
+
+"I often think of that splendid passage describing the passing over the
+river and the entry into Heaven of Christian and Faithful. I can
+sympathise with Arnold of Rugby when he said, 'I never dare trust myself
+to read that passage aloud.'"
+
+While in the blacksmith's shop he learnt many portions of Shakespeare,
+with a decided preference for Hamlet. Often in the little forge the men
+would say, "Give us a bit of Shakespeare, Will." The lad, nothing loath,
+would declaim before them, more often than not in a mock heroic strain
+that greatly delighted his grimy workmates.
+
+Like many other members of the Labour Party, he was greatly influenced
+in his youth by the principles of "Unto this Last" and "Alton Locke."
+Later in life he was set thinking seriously by a course of University
+Lectures on Political Economy delivered in Poplar by Mr. G. Armitage
+Smith.
+
+Quietly he began building up a little library of his own, supplemented
+in later years by an occasional autograph copy from authors whose
+friendship he had made. Father Dolling, for instance, sent him a copy of
+his "Ten Years in a Portsmouth Slum," inscribed:--
+
+
+ WILL CROOKS.--The story of a kind of trying to do in a different
+ way what he is doing.--With the author's best Christmas wishes,
+ 1898.
+
+
+In the flyleaf of this book Crooks keeps the following letter, received
+after his election to Parliament from the author's sister:--
+
+
+ DEAR MR. CROOKS,--I have just seen the papers, and must send you a
+ word of congratulation on your success. If, as I believe, the
+ blessed dead are allowed to watch over and help us, I am sure my
+ dear brother is thinking of you and praying that in your new sphere
+ of usefulness you may be helped to do God's will.--Truly yours,
+
+ GERALDINE DOLLING.
+
+
+The book that he values most to-day is a pleasant little story for boys
+called "Joe the Giant Killer." It was given to him by the author, Dr.
+Chandler, Bishop of Bloemfontein, when rector of Poplar. The reason he
+values it so is because the printed dedication reads:--
+
+
+ "_To_ WILL CROOKS, L.C.C.
+ _In memory of many years
+ Of delightful comradeship in Poplar._"
+
+
+When, after the big victory in Woolwich, Crooks was able to add M.P. as
+well as L.C.C. after his name, there came among hundreds of other
+congratulations a cabled cheer from South Africa. It was signed
+"Chandler."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+ROUND THE HAUNTS OF HIS BOYHOOD
+
+ Proud of his Birthplace--Famous Residents at Blackwall--Memories of
+ Nelson's Flagship--Stealing a Body from a Gibbet--A Waterman who
+ Remembered Dickens.
+
+
+Of many interesting days spent with Crooks in Poplar, one stands out as
+the day on which he showed me some of the haunts of his boyhood.
+
+Poplar is always picturesque with the glimpses it gives of ships' masts
+rising out of the Docks above the roofs of houses. With Crooks as guide,
+this rambling district of Dockland, foolishly imagined by many people to
+be wholly a centre of squalor, becomes as romantic as a mediæval town.
+
+It was not always grey and poor, as so many parts of it are to-day,
+though even these are not without their quaint and pleasant places.
+
+We wended through several of its grey streets, making for the river at
+Blackwall. Everywhere women and children, as well as men, whom we passed
+greeted Crooks cheerily.
+
+"Can you wonder so many of our people take to drink?" And he pointed to
+the shabby little houses, all let out in tenements, in the street where
+he was born. "Look at the homes they are forced to live in! The men
+can't invite their mates round, so they meet at 'The Spotted Dog' of an
+evening. During the day the women often drift to the same place. The
+boys and girls cannot do their courting in these overcrowded homes. They
+make love in the streets, and soon they too begin to haunt the
+public-houses."
+
+He changed his tone when we entered the famous old High Street that runs
+between the West India Docks and Blackwall. He pointed out the house
+where he spent many years of his boyhood after his parents moved from
+Shirbutt Street. The old home is associated with his errand-boy
+experiences. In those days he finished work at midnight on Saturdays,
+and knowing that his parents would be in bed, he often lingered in the
+High Street into the early hours of Sunday, playing with other lads who,
+like himself, had just finished work.
+
+As we continued our way down the High Street together, he surprised me
+by his wonderful knowledge of the neighbourhood. Here was a Poplar man
+proud of Poplar. He told me that the now silent High Street was at one
+time a sort of sailors' fair-ground, like the old Ratcliff Highway. It
+was there, he said, that Poplar had its beginning, according to the
+historian Stow. There shipwrights and other marine men built large
+houses for themselves, with small ones around for seamen.
+
+Not for these people alone were the houses built. Worthy citizens of
+London lived down there. Sir John de Poultney, four times Lord Mayor,
+lived in a quaint old house in Coldharbour, at Blackwall, that stood
+until recently. This same house once formed the home of the discoverer,
+Sebastian Cabot. It was there that Cabot made friends with Sir Thomas
+Spert, Vice-Admiral of England, who also had a house at Poplar, and
+promised Cabot a good ship of the Government's for a voyage of
+discovery. And, later still, Sir Walter Raleigh is said to have been the
+tenant, and of course legend credits him with having smoked one of his
+earliest pipes there.
+
+Gone are the old houses now, with the old traditions, the old gaiety,
+the old mad enthusiasm for the sea. In his day the Blackwall seaman was
+a dare-devil, efficient man, eagerly coveted by shipowners and captains
+alike. Never did a ship sail from Blackwall during Crooks's schooldays
+without most of the boys staying away from school, regardless of results
+to their skins the next morning, in order to join in the farewell
+cheering from the foreshore. The welcome home to the Blackwall ships was
+something to remember. It was always a bitter disappointment to the
+boys, since it robbed them of an opportunity of playing truant, if a
+ship came home and docked during the night, having come up, as the old
+tide-master used to say, and brought her own news.
+
+Little remains to suggest the sea in Poplar High Street to-day. The old
+highway has lost its old glory. The old folks have forsaken the old
+homesteads. Of the few old buildings that remain, nearly every one has
+been cut up into small shops and tenements. One or two general dealers
+still pose as ships' outfitters, and an occasional shop remains as a
+marine store, as though in a final feeble struggle to preserve the old
+traditions.
+
+Crooks recollected well the period that costermongers thronged this
+riverside highway. They came about the time seamen were deserting it, so
+that the street for some time lost nothing of its noise or bustle. The
+day came when they, too, departed, seeking a more profitable field in
+Chrisp Street, on the northern side of East India Dock Road, where to
+this day they still hold carnival. That they carried away something of
+the seafaring character of their former highway is borne out by the
+nautical turn they give to some of their remarks.
+
+"Here," cried a fish-dealer of their number the other day, holding aloft
+a haddock, "wot price this 'ere 'addick?"
+
+"Tuppence," suggested a woman bystander.
+
+"Wot! tuppence! 'Ow would you like to get a ship, an' go out to sea an'
+fish for 'addicks to sell for tuppence in foggy weather like this?"
+
+As we passed down that portion of the High Street that skirts the
+Recreation Ground, Crooks pointed out the quaint old church of St.
+Matthias. He told me it was the oldest church in Poplar, built as a
+chapel-of-ease to the mother church of East London, St. Dunstan's. Then
+it was that all the parishes that now go to make up the teeming Tower
+Hamlets were comprised in Stepney. As the Port of London in those days
+was confined to the Pool and lower reaches and to the riverside hamlets
+of the East End, that was why people born at sea were often entered as
+having been born in the parish of Stepney.
+
+St. Matthias' Church afterwards became the chapel of the old East India
+Company. Poplar people sometimes call it that to this day. The Company's
+almshouses were near, and the chapel ministered to the aged almoners
+alone. According to tradition, the teak pillars in the church served as
+masts in vessels of the Spanish Armada. Upon the ceiling is the
+coat-of-arms of the original East India Company. Adjoining the church is
+the picturesque vicarage, where Crooks pointed out the coat-of-arms
+adopted by the United Company a hundred years later on the amalgamation
+with the New East India Company.
+
+This chapel contains a monument to the memory of George Green, who
+stands out as Poplar's worthiest philanthropist. Schools, churches, and
+charities in Poplar to-day testify to his generosity. He was one of the
+owners of the famous Blackwall Shipbuilding Yard, that turned out some
+of the sturdiest of the wooden walls of England. They were proud in the
+shipyard of the _Venerable_ and the _Theseus_, the former Lord Duncan's
+flagship at the battle of Camperdown, the latter at one time Nelson's
+flagship, in the cockpit of which his arm was amputated.
+
+The people of old Poplar had at times unpleasant things to tolerate.
+Sometimes the pirates hung at Execution Dock, higher up the river, would
+be brought down, still on their gibbets, and suspended for a long
+period at a place near Blackwall Point, as a warning to all seafarers
+entering the Port of London.
+
+One of the old East India Company pensioners used to tell Crooks's
+father how one of the bodies hanging on a gibbet was stolen during the
+night, under romantic circumstances. An old waterman at the stairs was
+startled at a late hour by a young and ladylike girl coming ashore in a
+boat and asking him to lend a hand with her father, who, she said, was
+dead drunk in the bottom of the skiff. A youth was with her, and the
+waterman assisted them to carry the supposed drunken man to a carriage
+which was waiting. Not until the pirate's body was missing in the
+morning did the old waterman know the truth.
+
+We reached the river ourselves from the Blackwall end of the High
+Street, while Crooks was giving me these entertaining glimpses into the
+past of his native Poplar. The sight of Blackwall Causeway and the river
+crowded with craft instantly reminded him of the last mutiny in the
+Thames, of which he has gruesome recollections, associated with bad
+dreams as a lad, caused by the knowledge that dead seamen lay in the
+building adjoining his home. It was here at Blackwall Point that the
+crew of the Peruvian frigate mutinied in 1861. He relates graphically
+how the eleven men who were shot dead on the ship were brought ashore
+and laid in the mortuary next his mother's house by the casual ward.
+
+The old watermen at the head of the Causeway, waiting to row people
+across to the Greenwich side, welcomed Crooks with a cheerful word as we
+approached. They were soon full of talk. The eldest told how he went to
+sea as a boy in the famous wooden ships turned out of Blackwall Yard.
+His aged companion remembered the stage coaches coming down from London
+to Blackwall. He was proud also of a memory of Queen Victoria's visit to
+the neighbourhood to see a Chinese junk.
+
+The two ancient watermen soon overflowed with reminiscences. One
+remembered his grandfather telling how King George the Fourth would come
+down to see the ships built at Blackwall, and how on one occasion a
+sailor who had come ashore and got drunk took a pint of ale to his
+Majesty in a pewter and asked him to drink to the Army and Navy.
+
+"Ah!" exclaimed the other, fetching a sigh; "but don't you remember that
+old Yarmouth fisherman who used to bring his smack round here from the
+Roads and sell herrings out of it on this very Causeway?"
+
+"Remember! What do _you_ think? That was the old man who would never
+keep farthings. In the evening, when he'd got a handful in the course of
+the day's trade, he would pitch them in the river for the boys to find."
+
+"Likely enough," interposed Crooks. "I mudlarked about here myself as a
+lad."
+
+The eldest of the ancient watermen would have it that this old boy from
+Yarmouth was the original of Mr. Peggotty, and that it was at Blackwall
+Dickens first made his acquaintance. He said he had often seen Dickens
+himself about those parts.
+
+We ventured a doubt.
+
+"Why, bless my life!" he cried; "ain't I talked to him at the Causeway
+here many a time?"
+
+This, of course, was unanswerable, so we asked what Dickens did when
+there.
+
+The ancient waterman thought a moment.
+
+"What did Dickens do?" he ruminated. "Now, let me see. What _did_
+Dickens do? I know: Dickens used to go afloat!"
+
+The other declared that Dickens did more than that: he would often go
+into the fishing-smack.
+
+We immediately assumed that it was the fishing-smack of the old Yarmouth
+salt that was meant. We were wrong. It was another "Fishing Smack," one
+of the quaint old taverns by the river still standing in Coldharbour.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+IN TRAINING FOR A CRAFTSMAN
+
+ Three years in a Smithy--Provoking a
+ Carman--Apprenticeship--Winning a Nickname--Activity of an Idle
+ Apprentice--"Not Dead, but Drunk"--A Boisterous Celebration--The
+ Workman's Pride in His Work.
+
+
+The three years in the blacksmith's shop in Limehouse Causeway, that
+commenced at the age of eleven after the errand-boy period, were years
+of hard work and long hours. The lad's working day began at six in the
+morning and often did not close until eight at night. Working overtime
+meant ten and twelve midnight before the day's work was done. He was
+paid for the overtime at the rate of a penny an hour.
+
+He was kept hard at it all the time. Once, in the excitement of a
+General Election, in the days of the old hustings, he stole away from
+the forge for an hour. The smith had returned in his absence, and
+inquired angrily where he had been.
+
+"Only to see the state of the poll."
+
+"_You'll_ know the state of the poll on Saturday, young fellow."
+
+He did. A shilling was taken from his week's wages.
+
+It was a heavy blow. It delayed a promised pair of new trousers. The
+need for a new pair was constantly being brought to his notice in a
+more or less personal way. The biggest affront came from a tall boy at a
+shop he passed on the way home.
+
+"Hi!" this youth would call after him. "Look at the kid wot's put his
+legs too far frew his trowsis!"
+
+Nevertheless, the little chap in the short trousers was immensely proud
+to be at work. He would blacken his face before leaving for home so as
+to look like a working man.
+
+Many a long day's search had he before getting that job. He spent hours
+one morning in calling at nearly all the shops in the two miles' length
+of Commercial Road between Poplar and the City. But nobody wanted so
+small a boy. On his way back, not yet wholly disheartened, he turned
+down Limehouse Causeway and peeped in at the smithy.
+
+"Can you blow the bellows, little 'un?" he was asked.
+
+Couldn't he; you just try him!
+
+They tried him for an hour, then told him he was just the boy they
+wanted.
+
+They got a lot of smiths' work in connection with the fitting out of
+small vessels in Limehouse Basin and the West India Docks. The first job
+at which Will assisted was on board the barque _Violet_.
+
+The Causeway where the smithy stood was so narrow that carts could not
+pass each other. Two carmen driving in opposite directions met just
+outside the smithy door one afternoon. Neither would give way, and they
+filled the air with lurid fancies. Young Will came out of the smithy and
+took the part of the one whom he believed to have the right on his side.
+
+Seizing the bridle of the other driver's horse, he commenced to back the
+cart down the lane. The man's flow of language increased as he tried to
+get at the lad with his whip. Will dodged first to one side and then to
+the other, then under the horse's nose, eluding the lash every time. At
+last he got the cart backed right out of the lane, allowing the other
+driver to pass in triumph.
+
+The enraged carman sprang down and chased the lad back into the smithy.
+Will had just time to spring behind the big bellows out of sight before
+the other appeared foaming at the door. With many oaths the man swore he
+would have vengeance on the boy some day, come what would.
+
+Some years afterwards Crooks found himself at work in the same yard as
+his burly enemy, but time, which had made little difference to the man,
+had transformed the boy out of all recognition. Crooks asked him if he
+remembered the event.
+
+"Yes; and if I came across that youngster to-day I'd break every bone in
+his body."
+
+"I don't think you would, Jack," Crooks replied, preparing to take off
+his coat.
+
+Then the carman understood.
+
+In his third year at the smithy Will was getting six shillings a week,
+with something more than a penny an hour for overtime. Small though the
+wages were, they were very welcome at home; and it meant a great deal
+to his mother when she sacrificed more than half this amount in the
+lad's best interest.
+
+She was as determined that her boys should learn a trade as that they
+should learn to read and write. She took Will away from the smithy and
+his six shillings a week, when she found he was not to be taught the
+business but to be merely a smiths' labourer, and she apprenticed him to
+the trade of cooper at a weekly wage of half a crown.
+
+"The sacrifice of a few shillings a week," says Crooks, "which mother
+made in order that I should learn a trade was only one of the many
+things she did for me as a boy for which I have blessed her memory in
+manhood many times. I really don't know now how she managed to feed us
+all, after losing my three-and-six a week. I know that she always put up
+a good dinner in a handkerchief for me to take to work. It may have got
+smaller towards the end of the week, like many of the men's. I remember
+one Monday dinner-time flopping down on a saw-tub and opening my
+handkerchief as the foreman passed.
+
+"'That looks a good meal to begin the week on,' he said. 'I see how it
+is;--
+
+
+ It's Monday plenty,
+ Tuesday some,
+ Wednesday a little,
+ Thursday none,
+ Don't worry about Friday,
+ You get your money on Saturday.'"
+
+
+Among the workmen was a thinker and reformer far ahead of his times. It
+was dangerous in those days for workmen to give expression to advanced
+views, and as he was a married man he made no display of his opinions.
+He seems to have seen promise in young Will, for he talked to him freely
+on social and political matters, encouraging him to read by lending him
+books and papers, and inspiring him with an enthusiasm for the teaching
+of John Bright.
+
+So much so, that at home Will was nicknamed Young John Bright. An uncle,
+looking in on the eve of the General Election of 1868, said jokingly,
+"Now, young John Bright, tell us all about what is going to happen."
+Nothing loath, Will delivered a long speech on the political situation,
+and foretold, among other things, that the Liberals would sweep the
+country, and that one of their first acts would be to disestablish the
+Church of Ireland. The prophecy, needless to say, was fulfilled.
+
+Will was one of half-a-dozen apprentices in the coopering establishment.
+While still the youngest among them he made his mark by acting as
+spokesman in a sudden emergency. The lads thought they had a grievance
+under the piece-rate system. They went in a body to the head of the
+firm, the eldest primed with a well-rehearsed speech stating their case.
+
+If Will saved the situation, he began by nearly bringing disaster upon
+it. It happened that the spokesman's father was an undertaker in
+Stepney, and that on Sundays the lad, with becoming gravity, frequently
+walked as a mute at funerals.
+
+Just as the solemn procession of aggrieved apprentices was about to
+enter the office, the employer's wondering eye upon them through the
+window, Will called out in a stage whisper:
+
+"Now, Joe, put on your best Sunday face!"
+
+The fearful tension was broken. All the boys burst into laughter. The
+lads tumbled over each other in their eagerness to get outside the
+passage. When the head of the firm opened his door Will alone remained.
+
+"What's all this about, Crooks?"
+
+The youngest apprentice thereupon briefly ran over the lads' grievances,
+and on being asked why the deputation fled in laughter, he explained the
+meaning of the Sunday face.
+
+The employer laughed as boisterously as his boys. He told Crooks to go
+back to work, promising that the lads should have fair play. That very
+day he issued orders placing the apprentices under better conditions.
+
+One of the lads, with an unconquerable liking for lying in bed, had not
+turned up by nine o'clock on a certain morning. The other apprentices
+stole out with a barrow and went to his house with the object of
+wheeling him to work.
+
+Half an hour later the lad rushed into the cooperage panting and
+dishevelled, his clothes torn, his hat missing.
+
+"Done 'em!" he gasped, after the manner of Alfred Jingle. "I rushed out
+o' the back door, got over the wall, over the next wall, fell on a
+flower-bed, man came out (such langwidge!), climbed his wall afore he
+could ketch me, landed clean on a dog kennel, dog tore me clothes, got
+over another wall--into the street at last--boys caught sight o' me,
+howling chase with barrow, woman let me run through her house, over
+another wall. Done 'em!"
+
+Something more than laziness explained the occasional absence of others
+from work. Certain of the men would be missing for two or three days.
+During an unusually long absence of one of the older coopers, the men
+and lads rigged up a dummy figure, dressing it in whatever clothes of
+their own they could spare. They placed the dummy in an improvised
+coffin by the side of their missing comrade's bench, with an imitation
+tombstone at the head, bearing the inscription, "Not dead, but drunk."
+
+The morning came when the delinquent turned up. A deep silence fell over
+the workshop as he entered. Men and apprentices alike suddenly appeared
+to be absorbed in work. The late-comer pretended not to see the effigy
+by his bench. With quiet deliberation he took off his coat, rolled up
+his sleeves, and lighted the furnace-fire. No one spoke. The old man
+brought two handfuls of shavings and piled them on the fire until it
+roared again. Then suddenly he seized the dummy figure and hurled it on
+the flames.
+
+Everybody sprang forward to snatch his garments from the fire. One
+rescued his coat, another his vest, another his cap, another his
+muffler, another his pair of boots, the old man belabouring each in
+turn.
+
+"Ah!" he cried with a chuckle, as the singed garments were dragged away.
+"I knew that would find you all out."
+
+Quaint and boisterous customs were observed when an apprentice was out
+of his time. The greater part of the day was given up by men and boys
+alike to revelry and horse-play.
+
+The ceremonies began at about eleven o'clock in the morning, to be kept
+up for the rest of the day. First, the apprentice was seized and put
+into a hot barrel. Round him stood some fifty men and boys checking
+every attempt he made to get out, tapping him with hammers on the head
+and fingers and shoulders every time he made an effort to escape. When
+his clothes--the last he was to wear as an apprentice--had been singed
+in the barrel out of all further use, he would be dragged out and tossed
+in the air by about a dozen of the strongest men.
+
+Only once did the employer try to stop these boisterous interludes. He
+never tried again. The men laid hold of him, and for about five minutes
+treated him to a vigorous tossing.
+
+It then became the bruised and singed apprentice's privilege to pay for
+bread and cheese and drink. In the afternoon the men turned the yard
+into an imitation fair. Flags and bunting were put up and side shows
+were improvised. One feature was to persuade the fattest men to walk the
+tight-rope.
+
+On the whole, Will had a happy time as an apprentice, working hard and
+laughing hard, more than once threatened with dismissal because his
+spirit of fun led him into mischief. He became a good craftsman, and to
+this day boasts of being as skilful at his own trade as any man. He
+attributes this to the old spirit of craftsmanship that held good in his
+day. One incident during his apprenticeship helped to make him take a
+pride in what he made with his own hands. An old workman in the shop,
+after finishing a piece of work, set it in the middle of the floor and
+walked round it admiringly several times.
+
+"'Pon my honour, one would think you'd made a thousand-horse-power
+engine," said the apprentice.
+
+"Never you mind, sonny," replied the old workman. "Whether it's a
+thousand-horse-power engine or not, _I made it myself_!"
+
+"That is the spirit I want to see revived among workmen to-day," Crooks
+told the Labour Co-partnership Association in 1905, relating the
+incident at their annual exhibition at the Crystal Palace. He went on to
+say:
+
+
+ I want to see workmen proud of what they make with their own hands.
+ That is impossible in many workshops to-day because of the soulless
+ way in which they are conducted. Many workmen have got the idea
+ they only exist for what other people can get out of them. I blame
+ employers as much as workmen for this state of things. There are in
+ the country some excellent employers. Unfortunately, they are
+ becoming fewer. The individual employer is going out, and the
+ limited liability company coming in, having as its one object the
+ making of profit, utterly regardless of the bodies or souls of the
+ men or women from whom the profit is wrung. The result of running
+ works and factories for company dividends only has destroyed the
+ old school of masters and men, both of whom had a pride in their
+ work, both of whom stamped their work with the mark of their own
+ individuality.
+
+ To get back to a better state of things workmen must become their
+ own masters, and the Co-Partnership Association is showing men the
+ way. It is teaching them to live and work with and for each other.
+ I want men who groan under the injustice of so much in our
+ industrial system to understand that they can do much for
+ themselves. By combination and co-operation they can run businesses
+ of their own. But they must first take to the water before they can
+ swim. It means discipline, but trade unionism has meant discipline.
+ The administrative capacity of workmen can be developed to an
+ enormous extent yet.
+
+ How are we going to train our men and women workers to take on the
+ responsibilities of regulating their own lot in a better manner?
+ Trade unionists are now learning that instead of spending money on
+ strikes it is better to spend it in starting workshops of their
+ own. The time has come when Labour leaders and others might well
+ cease talking to the workers about their power and begin talking to
+ them about their responsibilities.
+
+
+The day after this speech he received the following letter from George
+Jacob Holyoake, a few months before that veteran co-operator passed
+away:--
+
+
+ "Against my will I was prevented from being present at the Crystal
+ Palace, but that does not disqualify me from expressing my thanks
+ for the wise and practical speech you made--in every way
+ admirable."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+TRAMPING THE COUNTRY FOR WORK
+
+ Marriage--Dismissed as an Agitator--Home broken up--"On the
+ Road"--Timely Help at Burton--Finding Work at
+ Liverpool--Bereavement--Back in London--A Second Tramp to
+ Liverpool--Feelings of an "Out-of-Work."
+
+
+On a grey morning in the December of 1871 two young people came out of
+St. Thomas's Church, Bethnal Green, man and wife. Both were only
+nineteen years of age. The husband was Will Crooks; his wife the
+daughter of an East London shipwright named South.
+
+They set up their home in Poplar, near the coopering yard where Will was
+employed. At first they had to be content with apartments; then came a
+small tenement; soon after a little house of their own.
+
+It was fair and pleasant sailing for the first two or three years. He
+got a journeyman's full wages the first week he was out of his
+apprenticeship. It seemed as though he were to have an unbroken run of
+good fortune. The bright hopes soon collapsed.
+
+Good craftsmanship and trade unionism, blended as they were in Crooks,
+made him rebel against certain conditions of his work. Finally he
+refused to use inferior timber on a job, and objected to excessive
+overtime. Although the youngest among them, he addressed the workmen on
+the subject. A few days afterwards he was dismissed.
+
+He took his notice lightly enough, confident that as master of his trade
+he could soon secure work again.
+
+It was not to be. Every shop and yard in London was closed to him. Word
+had gone round that he was an agitator.
+
+Try as he did, he could not break through the barrier that had been
+raised against him. Wherever he applied, whether in Rotherhithe,
+Battersea, Hackney, or Clerkenwell, he was known as the young fellow who
+would not work with shoddy material and talked other men into the same
+view.
+
+The experience was the same at every place of call.
+
+"What's your name?"
+
+"Crooks."
+
+"Of Poplar?"
+
+"That's me."
+
+"We don't want anyone."
+
+From several of these places he heard afterwards that the instant he was
+gone other men were taken on.
+
+Since London was a closed door to him, he turned his back upon it, and
+set out tramping the country in search of work. With a fully-paid-up
+trade union card, he knew he could count on an occasional half-crown to
+help him on the way at those towns where his society had branches.
+
+His home had to be broken up. His wife with their child went to her
+mother's, there to await for weary weeks the result of her husband's
+first quest into the country.
+
+The only piece of good news came from Liverpool. Not until he reached
+that city did he get a job. He tramped into Liverpool from
+Burton-on-Trent. Never in his life, either before or since, did a silver
+coin mean so much to him as the half-crown given by a member of his own
+trade to help him on the road as he set out from Burton for Liverpool.
+
+Twenty-nine years later Crooks was speaking at a meeting of co-operators
+in Burton when he recognised his former benefactor on the platform. He
+told the audience of his last visit to their town, remarking how on that
+occasion no one but this man offered him hospitality, whereas now, if he
+lived to be a hundred and fifty years of age, he would not be able to
+accept all the invitations he had received from friends and would-be
+friends to spend week-ends with them. His regret was, he told the
+meeting, that those good people did not begin to ask him earlier and
+that they did not think of asking other poor men in a similar plight to
+his when he first entered Burton.
+
+By the time he dragged himself into Liverpool he was without a sole to
+his boots. The journey was completed on the uppers of his boots, with
+the aid of string, a device he had learnt from friendly tramps on the
+road. Having got what looked like a promising job, he invited his wife
+to join him with their child, enclosing the fare from his first week's
+wages.
+
+This work in Liverpool had not been obtained without much weary
+searching. A good friend to the young fellow in his distress was the
+Y.M.C.A. in that city. Nearly thirty years later he addressed a crowded
+public meeting in the large hall of the Liverpool Y.M.C.A. He had an
+enthusiastic welcome when he rose to speak.
+
+
+ I am very grateful to you for your kind welcome of me to-night.
+ This hall has carried my memory back to 1876 when I first visited
+ Liverpool. I was then looking for work, knowing what it was to want
+ a meal many a day. I don't know what I should have done without the
+ many kindnesses I met with from Liverpool people, and from none
+ more hearty and truly helpful than I received here in this
+ building.
+
+
+But Liverpool is associated with one of the saddest memories in his
+life. This is how he refers to it:--
+
+"My wife joined me, bringing our little girl, a bonny child of whom we
+were immensely proud. The little one pined from the day it reached
+Liverpool and died within a month. I thought my wife would have followed
+the child to the grave within a day or two. I never saw her so much
+affected in all my life. She pleaded to be taken away from that place.
+'Anywhere,' she said, 'only let's get away.' So we buried our little
+girl in Liverpool one rainy Saturday afternoon, and came back to London
+to seek work the same night."
+
+It was the most miserable railway journey of his life. If anything, the
+misery was increased when as the dull dawn crept over London he and his
+wife stepped out of the train and walked the seven miles of silent
+streets between Euston and Poplar.
+
+No better fortune awaited them in London. The young husband sought work
+with no success. News reached him that his trade was thriving again in
+Liverpool, so he set out to tramp there a second time.
+
+"It is a weird experience, this, of wandering through England in search
+of a job," he says. "You keep your heart up so long as you have
+something in your stomach, but when hunger steals upon you, then you
+despair. Footsore and listless at the same time, you simply lose all
+interest in the future.
+
+"I have always been drawn towards Canon Liddon since reading an address
+of his in which he said that the roughest tramp upon the road was, in
+his eyes, one who might come to be numbered among those favoured by
+Christ, and that the most brilliant and distinguished guest he had ever
+met had no higher possibility than that.
+
+"Nothing wearies one more than walking about hunting for employment
+which is not to be had. It is far harder than real work. The
+uncertainty, the despair, when you reach a place only to discover that
+your journey is fruitless, are frightful. I've known a man say, 'Which
+way shall I go to-day?' Having no earthly idea which way to take, he
+tosses up a button. If the button comes down on one side he treks east;
+if on the other, he treks west.
+
+"You can imagine the feeling when, after walking your boots off, a man
+says to you, as he jingles sovereigns in his pocket, 'Why don't you
+work?' That is what happened to me as I scoured the country between
+London and Liverpool, asking all the way for any kind of work to help me
+along."
+
+I remember Crooks recalling his experience at a dinner-party given by
+the Hon. Maud Stanley at her Westminster house. Crooks was then a
+fellow-member with Miss Stanley of the Metropolitan Asylums Board, and
+she invited us on that occasion to meet her friend Professor Wyckoff,
+the American author, who wrote "The Workers." In "The Workers" the
+author tells the story of how for a time he turned his back upon his
+usual well-to-do haunts in order to find out what earning one's own
+living by tramping from place to place doing manual work was actually
+like.
+
+Crooks, who, perhaps unconsciously to himself, had become the chief
+entertainer at table, showed Mr. Wyckoff in a moment that, realistic
+though his experiences had been, he could not possibly enter into the
+feelings of the real out-of-work who had nothing but sixpence between
+him and starvation. However hard up Mr. Wyckoff might have been at
+times, he always had the consolation that if the worst came to the
+worst, funds awaited him at home. The ordinary workman tramping the
+country, said Crooks, had no such feeling of a sure foundation
+somewhere, and it was only when you felt--as he had often felt when
+tramping for work--the utter hopelessness and loneliness of things,
+made doubly worse by the knowledge that wife and children were suffering
+too, that you could enter fully into the feelings of an out-of-work.
+
+Evidently Mr. Wyckoff had not thought of this view before, but it seemed
+to me to mark the all-important difference between the amateur and the
+real sufferer. There are some things no man can play at, and the game
+Mr. Wyckoff, with the best intentions in the world, and with a good deal
+of self-imposed suffering, tried to play was one of them. There are some
+experiences of life which no one can ever have for the seeking only.
+They come; they can never be commanded.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+ONE OF LONDON'S UNEMPLOYED
+
+ A Casual Labourer at the Docks--A Typical Day's Tramping for Work
+ in London--Demoralising Effects of being Out of a Job--Emptying the
+ Cupboard for a Starving Family--Work found at last--Doing the
+ "Railway Tavern" a Bad Turn.
+
+
+In Liverpool again the prospect was not what he had been led to believe.
+An odd job here and an odd job there still left him in want. At last, in
+response to the earnest entreaties of his wife, whom nothing could
+persuade to revisit Liverpool, he returned to take his chance again in
+London.
+
+This time Crooks determined to try to find work outside his own trade.
+He went down to the Docks, where, by the aid of a friendly foreman, he
+got occasional jobs as a casual labourer.
+
+The sight of so many other poor fellows struggling at the Dock Gates
+proved more than he could bear. He turned away from the eager mass of
+men one morning, resolved never to join in the demoralising scrimmage
+again. With a trade of his own he felt he had no right to take a job for
+which so many men, more helpless than himself, were daily striving.
+
+The morning he turned away finally from the Docks was the very one on
+which his friend the foreman had promised him a job if he turned up at
+the gates by noon. The piteous appeals of the hundreds of other men for
+the half-dozen places offered so affected him that he hung back and sat
+down out of sight. He saw the foreman scan the crowd, looking for him,
+and then engage the number of men he wanted and go inside. Crooks went
+off to seek work in other quarters.
+
+One typical day of tramping for work in London he described to me
+thus:--
+
+"I first went down to the river-side at Shadwell. No work was to be had
+there. Then I called at another place in Limehouse. No hands wanted. So
+I looked in at home and got two slices of bread in paper and walked
+eight miles to a cooper's yard in Tottenham. All in vain. I dragged
+myself back to Clerkenwell. Still no luck. Then I turned towards home in
+despair. By the time I reached Stepney I was dead beat, so I called at a
+friend's in Commercial Road for a little rest. They gave me some Irish
+stew and twopence to ride home. I managed to walk home and gave the
+twopence to my wife. She needed it badly.
+
+"That year I know I walked London until my limbs ached again. I remember
+returning home once by way of Tidal Basin, and turning into the Victoria
+Docks so utterly exhausted that I sank down on a coil of rope and slept
+for hours.
+
+"Another day I tramped as far as Beckton, again to no purpose. I must
+have expressed keen disappointment in my face, for the good fellows in
+the cooperage there made a collection for me, and I came home that night
+with one and sevenpence.
+
+"There are few things more demoralising to a man than to have a long
+spell of unemployment with day after day of fruitless searching for
+work. It turns scores of decent men into loafers. Many a confirmed
+loafer to-day is simply what he is because our present social system
+takes no account of a man being out of work. No one cares whether he
+gets a job or goes to the dogs. If he goes to the dogs the nation is the
+loser in a double sense. It has lost a worker, and therefore a
+wealth-maker. Secondly, it has to spend public money in maintaining him
+or his family in some kind of way, whether in workhouse, infirmary,
+prison or asylum.
+
+"A man who is out of work for long nearly always degenerates. For
+example, if a decent fellow falls out in October and fails to get a job
+say by March, he loses his anxiety to work. The exposure, the
+insufficient food, his half-starved condition, have such a deteriorating
+effect upon him that he becomes indifferent whether he gets work or not.
+He thus passes from the unemployed state to the unemployable state. It
+ought to be a duty of the nation to see that a man does not become
+degenerate."
+
+In his own unemployed days, he awoke every morning with the
+half-suppressed prayer: "God help me to-day. Where shall I look for work
+to-day? Where can I earn a bob?"
+
+Actual starvation was only kept away by occasional help from his own
+and his wife's people and by the few shillings out-of-work pay which his
+Trade Union allowed him every week. Even in those days he was never so
+hard up as not to be ready to help others in greater privation. He was
+out one morning when he met a man whom he knew slightly near his own
+house. He could see that he looked ill and that he wanted to speak. So
+he went up to him and said:
+
+"Well, mate, what's amiss?"
+
+With tears in his eyes the man told his tale--his tale of starvation. He
+was afraid or ashamed to ask for relief, and there had been no food in
+his house for over twenty-four hours.
+
+Crooks told the man to go home, promising to come to him presently. He
+himself went back to his own home and told his wife.
+
+"Let's see what we've got," she said.
+
+All she found was a portion of a packet of cocoa and a loaf of bread.
+She made a large jug of cocoa and gave her out-of-work husband that and
+the loaf to take round to the other man's family.
+
+"It's all we have in the house," she said; "but we've had our breakfast,
+and they haven't."
+
+Work came at last in an unexpected way. He was returning home after
+another empty day when he hailed a carman and asked for a lift.
+
+"All right, mate, jump up," was the response.
+
+As they sat chatting side by side, the carman learnt that his companion
+was seeking work.
+
+"What's yer trade?" he inquired.
+
+"A cooper."
+
+"Why, the guv'nor wants a cooper."
+
+So instead of dropping off at Poplar, Crooks accompanied the carman to
+the works, and he who had tramped the country and London so long in
+search of a job was at last driven triumphantly to work in a conveyance,
+"like a Lord Mayor or a judge," as he afterwards described it.
+
+On the first pay day, glad at heart, he was about to start for home. The
+men stopped him.
+
+"We always go to 'The Railway Tavern' on Saturdays. A decent chap keeps
+the 'Railway.' Come and join us."
+
+"Not me."
+
+"Won't the missus let you?"
+
+"No, she won't."
+
+Throughout the next week he was mercilessly "chipped" in the workshop
+and referred to as the man whose missus was waiting for him at the other
+end. At the close of the next week he was asked after pay-time--
+
+"Did the missus meet you last week?"
+
+"Yes, and she'll meet me this week too."
+
+"Come along, old chap, no kid, have a parting glass."
+
+"No, I can part without the glass."
+
+At the end of the third week a fellow-workman whispered: "What time are
+you going home, Will?"
+
+"Same time."
+
+"Let me leave with you, will you?"
+
+"Certainly. Your missus been at you?"
+
+"Yes; the fact is, Will, I stayed drinking down here until I'd blown
+eight bob last week. It meant my two little girls had to go without
+their promised pairs of new boots."
+
+"All right, Jim; I'll give you a whistle when it's time to go."
+
+At the end of six weeks the "Railway" was without a customer from that
+shop.
+
+That work was a stepping-stone to another and a better job at
+Wandsworth. His new employer urged him to leave Poplar and take a house
+near the works.
+
+"But suppose you pay me off when the busy time passes?" said Crooks.
+
+"I shan't do that," was the answer. "I like your work too well."
+
+The day came when Crooks was offered work nearer Poplar. When he handed
+in his notice the Wandsworth employer became wrathful.
+
+"Never mind, I'll come back here when I'm out of work again," said
+Crooks good-naturedly.
+
+"Will you? I can promise you there'll be no more work for you here.
+Leaving me like this!"
+
+"Oh, yes, there will. You haven't kept me on for love, you know. I like
+you, and I'll come here for another job directly I'm out of work again."
+
+It was not to be. Crooks was never out of work again in his life.
+
+Years later he found himself sitting next to his old Wandsworth employer
+at a public dinner.
+
+"You never came back to claim that job," said the good-natured old man.
+
+"I will when I'm out of work--as I promised."
+
+"Ah! you don't know how often I wished you would come back. You may
+have talked to the men a good deal about the rights of Labour, but I
+never knew the rights of employers to be observed so honourably. You
+seemed to keep the men more sober and the work up to a higher level of
+efficiency than I had ever known before. That's why I wanted you to come
+and live near, thinking to make sure of you. That's why I was so angry
+when you handed in your notice."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+THE COLLEGE AT THE DOCK GATES
+
+ Commending himself to his Employers--"Crooks's College"--His Style
+ of Teaching--Specimens of his Humour--Admonitions against Drink and
+ Betting.
+
+
+With regular work well assured, Crooks was able to give more time and
+study to public affairs and to the Labour Movement. For an unbroken
+period of ten years he held a good position in a large coopering
+establishment in East London, where he was held in high esteem by men
+and masters alike, the latter more than once intimating to him they
+would make it worth his while to remain in their service all his life.
+
+Crooks was always proud of the good standing he held in his employers'
+eyes. He knew it was due solely to his skill as a workman, for it
+certainly did not tell in his favour that he was beginning to be known
+more widely than ever as a Labour agitator. This, as a term of derision,
+used to be applied to all Labour leaders in the 'eighties and long
+afterwards. Certain writers and speakers who wished to be particularly
+derisive would refer to them as paid agitators. Even to this day an
+occasional echo of the cry reaches the ears. The offenders belong to the
+same school as the lady who withdrew her money from the bank after the
+General Election of 1906 because so many Labour members had been
+returned.
+
+It was during these years of regular work that Crooks founded his famous
+College. He began a series of Sunday morning Labour meetings outside the
+East India Dock Gates, which have been continued ever since. The place
+in association with these Sunday meetings came to be known among Poplar
+workmen as Crooks's College.
+
+Many a useful lesson has he driven home to his working class audiences
+at his College at the Dock Gates. He generally leads off with some
+little humorous fancy.
+
+"If you fellows only have a quid a week, don't despise your share in the
+country's government. You needn't go the length of the Cockney taxpayer
+who rowed out to a man-o'-war at Portsmouth.
+
+"'Ship ahoy!' he shouts. 'Ship ahoy!'
+
+"At last he makes someone hear.
+
+"'Is the captain aboard?' says he.
+
+"'What d'yer want with the captain?' asks a bluejacket.
+
+"'Feller,' says the taxpayer, big-like, 'just tell your captain that one
+of the owners of this 'ere ship wants to come aboard, and look slippy
+about it.'
+
+"The captain invites him on the deck, and he goes round the ship
+sniffing at this and complaining about that until the ship's carpenter
+gets riled.
+
+"'Don't you know that I have a share in this ship, feller?' says the
+taxpayer.
+
+"'Oh, have yer?' says the carpenter, handing him a chip. 'You just take
+your share then, and get over the side double quick, or I shall be under
+the necessity of showing you the way.'"
+
+When the East End was suffering from one of the water famines that used
+to be fairly common before the supply was taken over by a public
+authority, he never tired of calling the attention of his Dock Gate
+meetings to the fact that the company went on charging the same rates,
+whether there was water or not.
+
+"When I got home last night, my wife said, 'Will, the water's come on at
+last; but just look at it--it's not fit to drink!' So I went to the tap
+and saw a lot of little things swimming about in the water. The wife was
+alarmed, and asked what we should do. 'My dear,' I replied, 'for
+goodness sake don't say anything about it to anybody. If this gets to
+the ears of the company they might charge us for the fish as well as for
+the water.'"
+
+Never was instruction at college imparted with so many human touches and
+humorous sallies. He noticed that many of the men slunk away when the
+public-houses opened. He made it a practice to commence his own address
+a few minutes before the public-houses threw open their doors. In this
+way he kept most of the men about him. The waverers among them were
+shamed into staying by little thrusts like these:--
+
+"Some of you chaps imagine you can only be men by taking the gargle. If
+you could see yourselves sometimes after you've been indulging you
+would jolly soon change your opinion. Perhaps you've heard of the man
+who asked for a ticket at the railway junction.
+
+"'What station?' asked the booking clerk.
+
+"'What stations have you got?' he stammered, clinging to the ledge for
+support.
+
+"But even that chap was not so bad as the railway guard who went home a
+bit elevated. He saw the cat lying on the hearthrug, and chucked it in
+the oven, slamming the door and yelling, 'Take yer seats for
+Nottingham.'
+
+"I've heard men say they only take it because the doctor orders it. One
+of these chaps was caught having secret nips of whiskey. 'Bless yer
+heart!' he says. 'Don't yer know I has ter take it for me health? I
+suffers wiv tape worms.'
+
+"One of the chief reasons some of you chaps booze is because you are too
+sociable-like in standing treat. A rattling boozer was once screwed up
+to the point of signing the pledge. He writes his name, puts his hand in
+his pocket, and asks how much?
+
+"'Nothing to pay,' says the young lady, smiling.
+
+"'What? Nothing to pay?' he repeats in amazement. 'Do I get it for
+nothing? Do you mean to say that I, a working man, am offered something
+for nothing?'
+
+"'Nothing to pay,' repeats the young lady.
+
+"'Well, 'pon my honour, this is the first time I've ever got anything
+for nothing. Come and have a drink.'"
+
+"Some of you fellows who live on the Isle of Dogs have seen the
+allotment system started there. I asked one of the publicans of the
+neighbourhood why he complained about the allotments. 'Why,' said he,
+'the men used to come in and have a gargle on Saturday afternoons, but
+now they go and dig clay.'
+
+"But ask the men's wives what they say about the allotments, and you
+will hear a different story. The men now have time not only to cultivate
+their plots, but to look after their families.
+
+"How many of our poor women who give way to drink can trace their
+descent to the neglect of the men who married them. It may be hard to be
+burdened with a drunken wife, but often enough a good deal of the fault
+is on the side of the husband because of his early neglect. He should
+have strengthened her. He should have shared her sorrows as well as her
+joys. We ought not to leave a woman to bear all her own burdens. Many a
+young wife breaks down because of early neglect at a time when she ought
+to be built up, when it would be real manliness on the husband's part to
+put up with a little trouble for her sake.
+
+"Some of you giggle when you see a man nursing a baby in long clothes.
+What is there to giggle at? I carried a baby in long clothes up the
+stairs of Shadwell Station the other day, because I saw it was too much
+for the poor mother who was struggling along.
+
+"'Here,' I said, 'hand it over; I'm used to that sort of job.'
+
+"My wife heard of it before I got home, and she said to those who told
+her, 'Well, if the woman didn't thank him, I shall when he comes home.'
+
+"Perhaps you thought I looked a fool clambering up the stairs with a
+baby in long clothes. I don't think so. I satisfied myself by doing what
+evidently wanted doing."
+
+He hurried away from his college by the Dock Gates one Sunday morning to
+keep an appointment to address the Isle of Dogs Progressive Club. He
+found less than a dozen men in the lecture hall, while the bar and the
+billiard room were crowded. He walked out without a word and sat down in
+the club garden.
+
+"This is all right. I'm enjoying myself perfectly here," he told the
+bewildered secretary. "If they prefer to play at billiards and to drink
+beer, let them. I am quite content to enjoy this garden."
+
+In ten minutes time not a man remained in the bar or billiard room. The
+lecture hall was filled.
+
+"We deserve your reproach, Will," shouted someone from the audience when
+at last he stepped on to the platform.
+
+If he was severe on drink he was more severe on betting.
+
+"Many a man here," he told one of his Sunday morning audiences at the
+Dock Gates, "can tell me the pedigree of half-a-dozen race-horses. It
+shows you can think if you like. But that kind of thinking is what I
+call thinking off-side."
+
+Crooks had a hundred happy illustrations for urging upon his
+working-class hearers the duty of citizenship and co-operation.
+
+"We chaps are like the old lady's cow that gave a good pail of milk
+regular, but often kicked it over. We have built up trade unions and
+friendly societies and co-operative societies that stand for the best
+working class organisations in the world. But we have a weakness for
+kicking the pail over. How? Because we are constantly spoiling our own
+good work by allowing other classes to do all the governing of the
+country.
+
+"It reminds me of a group of boys I saw coming home from a football
+match.
+
+"'How did yer get on?' they were asked by other lads in the street.
+
+"'Won.'
+
+"'How many?'
+
+"'Seven to nothing.'
+
+"'Been playing a blind school?'"
+
+And then Crooks would go on: "Well, we workers have been the blind
+school, and we have been allowing other classes to score goals against
+us all the time. If we haven't been blind we've certainly been
+blindfold. Tear the bandage off your eyes. Be men."
+
+Behind all his banter there was a serious message in all his Sunday
+morning addresses.
+
+"Labour may be the new force by which God is going to help forward the
+regeneration of the world," he told his hearers. "Heaven knows we need a
+little more earnestness in our national life to-day, and if the
+best-born cannot give it, the so-called base-born may. We common people
+have done it before. Who knows but what it is God's will that we should
+do it again? We can all afford to laugh at that dear lady, bless her,
+who could not bear the idea that some of the Apostles were fishermen,
+and who solemnly asked her minister whether there was not some authority
+for believing that they were owners of smacks.
+
+"We working men are gaining power. Let us see that we also gain
+knowledge to use the power, not to abuse it. Parliament is supposed to
+protect the weak against the strong. It doesn't pan out like that. After
+all these years of popular education, isn't it about time we taught the
+dialectical champions in the House of Commons that the people are the
+creators of Parliament, and that we demand as its creators that
+Parliament should be at the service of the people and all the people,
+instead of at the service of the powerful and the wealthy?
+
+"But don't think that Parliament and municipality can do everything.
+They are not going to make the world perfect. What they can do and what
+we should insist on their doing is to make it easier to do right and
+more difficult to do wrong. They can deal with those 'who turn aside the
+needy from judgment and take away the right of the poor of My people,'
+but they cannot make good men and good women. That must depend upon
+ourselves."
+
+That College at the Dock Gates can point to some notable achievements.
+The Blackwall Tunnel, which has its entrance at the very spot where the
+meetings take place, was one of the earliest things the College agitated
+for. Between the dock wall and the tunnel is a large municipal gymnasium
+and recreation ground, the scheme for which was first unfolded by Crooks
+at the College, when the ground was a waste and the children were
+without play-places.
+
+Crooks's College began the campaign for a free library. The
+well-equipped public library that now stands in the High Street was its
+first achievement. The College founded the Poplar Labour League, which
+first introduced Crooks to public life. Crooks's College first created
+the demand for a technical institute for Poplar. The institute is now an
+accomplished fact, comprising the best municipal school of marine
+engineering in the country. Crooks's College started the campaign for
+the footway tunnel under the Thames between the Isle of Dogs and
+Greenwich, which now serves the daily convenience of thousands of
+work-people. Crooks's College began that policy of humane treatment of
+workhouse inmates which had a great deal to do with improved
+administration of the Poor Law all over the country. Crooks's College
+was the originator of the farm colony system in this country. Crooks's
+College stood out for the welfare of Poor Law children. Crooks's College
+broke down the corrupt practices on three of the old municipal
+authorities in Poplar.
+
+And perhaps the greatest occasion in the history of the College at the
+Dock Gates was that Sunday morning in June, 1906, that followed the
+opening of the Local Government Board Inquiry into the administration of
+the guardians. For the week previously the Press and the local Municipal
+Alliance had done their best to poison the mind of Poplar against its
+long-trusted Labour man.
+
+How would the College fare now? The attendance at the Dock Gates that
+morning was one of the largest on record. Thousands of ratepayers were
+there, and when Crooks walked through their ranks to the little portable
+rostrum he had one of the great receptions of his life. He urged them
+not to be discouraged because their cause seemed to be under a cloud,
+but to strengthen his hands in maintaining the integrity of public life
+and to possess themselves in quietness, confident that before long the
+accused would become the accusers.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+FROM THE CHEERING MULTITUDE TO A SORROW-LADEN HOME
+
+ The Dock Strike of 1889--"Our Dock Strike Baby"--At the Point of
+ Death--Discouraging a Missioner--Before a House of Lords
+ Committee--Entrance upon Public Life--A Widower with Six
+ Children--Second Marriage.
+
+
+The great Dock Strike of 1889 nearly brought Crooks to his grave. Much
+of the brunt and burden of that famous struggle fell upon his shoulders.
+Months before, he had prepared the way by his Dock Gate meetings. When
+at last the disorganised bands of dock and river-side labourers startled
+the industrial world by standing together as one man for better
+conditions of work and a minimum wage of sixpence an hour, Will Crooks
+was one of the half-dozen Labour Leaders who directed the campaign to
+its historic triumph.
+
+Seldom, while the strike lasted, did he take his clothes off. He worked
+at his own trade during the day and gave nearly the whole of the night
+to the strikers. The outdoor meetings he addressed kept him going up to
+midnight. The early morning hours saw him lending a hand at the
+organising offices and relief stations until the dawn called him to his
+ordinary daily work again.
+
+There were times when he gave both day and night to the dockers,
+preferring to lose time at his own work rather than miss an opportunity
+of lending a hand to his less fortunate fellows. Sometimes he would
+accompany the men in their demonstrations through the City and the
+West-End.
+
+Those daily marches of the dock labourers opened London's eyes. The
+orderliness of the ragged battalions, headed by "the man in the straw
+hat," who was afterwards to take a seat in the Cabinet--John Burns--was
+as impressive as their numbers. They were forbidden to use bands of
+music in the City streets, so the men conceived the ingenious device of
+whistling. It had a curious effect, some fifty thousand men whistling
+the "Marseillaise" all the way from Aldgate to Temple Bar.
+
+When Crooks did get home for an hour or two in the evening it was not to
+rest, but to sit by the bedside of his ailing wife and tend the youngest
+of his children. Ill though his wife was, little though she saw of him
+during the strike, she urged him from her sick bed to keep on helping
+the dockers.
+
+"Don't mind me, Will," she told him, when he would peep in anxiously
+after many hours' absence. "I shall be all right if you can only pull
+those poor dockers through."
+
+He came in one night after nearly two days' absence, having arranged to
+spend the whole of that evening by her bedside. She had just given birth
+to a son--"our Dock Strike baby," as he came to be called for long
+afterwards, now a promising apprentice in a Thames shipbuilding yard.
+She was very happy at the good news he brought of the progress of the
+strike. She was happier still at the prospect of his being spared for
+his first evening at home. Presently the sound of hurrying footsteps was
+heard in the street. Something important had happened. The men wanted
+Will Crooks. Would he come again?
+
+He looked at his wife. She must decide.
+
+"Go, Will," she said. "Never let it be said your wife kept you from
+helping those in need."
+
+The reaction came after the victory. When the dockers in their thousands
+were back at work rejoicing at having won their sixpence an hour, Crooks
+lay at the point of death in the London Hospital in Whitechapel Road. It
+was the first time he had been ill in his life. Friends feared this
+first illness was to be his last. Not until after a struggle of thirteen
+weeks could he be pronounced out of danger.
+
+He is fond of telling this incident that occurred in the hospital:--
+
+"When I was approaching convalescence, and naturally fairly happy at the
+thought of soon being able to get out and return home, a missioner, as I
+think he was called, came to see me as I lay in bed in the hospital. He
+said to me quite bluntly, 'Are you not a miserable sinner?'
+
+"I said: 'No; I may be a sinner, but I am not a miserable one just now.'
+
+"The missioner left my side in disgust, and then returned and asked to
+be allowed to send me a Testament. I consented, and received in a day
+or two one marked in several places with red ink, apparently intended to
+impress upon me what a depraved and miserable creature I was.
+
+"The missioner called again, and questioned me as to whether I had read
+the marked passages and what I thought of them.
+
+"I told him that, as applied to me, they were not true.
+
+"I shall never forget the look I received, and I expect I was given up
+as a lost man.
+
+"A few minutes after he had left my ward a patient from another ward
+came to see me, and said:--
+
+"'I say, Twenty-five, that's the way to get rid of them.'
+
+"I said, 'What have _you_ done to get rid of him?'
+
+"'Oh,' he answered. 'The missioner said, "Are you not a miserable
+sinner?" and I said "Yes"; and then he said, "Thank God for that," and
+went away.'"
+
+Soon after Crooks came out of the hospital he made his first appearance
+in a public capacity in Parliament. He was invited on July 11th, 1890,
+to give evidence before the Committee of the House of Lords on the
+Infant Life Insurance Bill. It was seriously argued at the time that
+working class parents deliberately neglected their children for the sake
+of the insurance money. The Bill actually proposed that the insurance
+money be kept out of the hands of the parents altogether and paid to
+the undertaker. The offending clause disappeared after Crooks's
+evidence.
+
+The _Evening News_, which headed its report of the day's proceedings "A
+Working Man shows the Weak Points in the New Bill," summarised what
+Crooks told the Committee thus:--
+
+
+ A journeyman cooper from Poplar, evidently a thoroughly
+ straightforward and independent working-man of more than average
+ intelligence and facility of expression, gave evidence yesterday
+ before the Committee of the House of Lords, presided over by the
+ Bishop of Peterborough.
+
+ He said he objected to the provision in the Bill for the payment of
+ insurance money to the undertaker. It was not merely to cover the
+ actual expenses of burial that the working man insured his child,
+ but to provide "black" and to meet other unavoidable expenses. If
+ insurance were abolished workmen would be obliged to fall back on
+ the old practice of "Friendly Leads," which generally led to
+ drinking at public-houses.
+
+ He knew thousands of families of working people, and was perfectly
+ certain that there was not among them one mother lacking maternal
+ affection. There was no sacrifice the poor would not make for their
+ children, and it would be felt as a great reproach to say that a
+ child had not been properly cared for. In other cases bad mothers
+ would be bad mothers under any circumstances, and it was for the
+ criminal law to find them out; but if there was one bad in a
+ thousand he did not see why nine hundred and ninety-nine
+ respectable persons should be punished.
+
+ To stop child insurance, witness said in reply to Lord Norton,
+ would punish honest parents and do no good whatever.
+
+
+It was about this time that the working people of Poplar began to urge
+him to go into public life. They elected him a member of the Poplar
+Board of Trustees, in regard to which he had recently unearthed a
+notorious scandal. Then he was made a Library Commissioner in
+recognition of the prominent part he had taken in persuading Poplar to
+adopt the Act. Soon afterwards he was returned as one of the two Poplar
+representatives to the London County Council.
+
+The cloud that had hung over his home all through the Dock Strike was to
+grow yet darker. He had not been on the County Council many weeks when
+his wife died. She had barely recovered from the illness that kept her
+bedfast during the exciting days of the strike. Then there came the
+three anxious worrying months as her husband lay between life and death
+in the hospital. The worry wore her out, and a brave God-fearing woman
+of the people went down to her grave commanding her husband to work on.
+
+Thus, at the commencement of his public career and while still in his
+thirties, Crooks found himself a widower with six children on his hands,
+the youngest a baby.
+
+Among the many letters of sympathy that poured in upon him, that which
+got nearest to his heart came from one whose acquaintance he had but
+recently made, who described himself as "a fellow sufferer under a like
+bereavement." The writer was Lord Rosebery, then Chairman of the London
+County Council.
+
+All that first year of Crooks's public life was gone through while he
+was bearing heavy burdens at home. His new duties as London County
+Councillor, the many urgent calls to help the Labour movement in other
+quarters, now that he was beginning to be known far beyond the bounds of
+Poplar, kept him away from home often until a late hour. All this added
+greatly to his domestic cares, since he had to be both mother and father
+to his children. The eldest daughter, fourteen years of age, managed
+bravely; but many a night he turned away from addressing the cheering
+multitude of a crowded, glittering hall and went to a cheerless home to
+find the youngest children crying. He would help to wash them, to mend
+their clothes, and to cook for them.
+
+A year's experience convinced him that neither he nor the children could
+go on in that way. His aged mother rendered all the help her growing
+infirmities would allow. The old lady, with her married children's aid,
+now lived in modest comfort in a little house off the High Street. There
+lodged with her a young nurse engaged at a neighbouring institution,
+whose maiden name was Elizabeth Lake, a native of Gloucestershire.
+Crooks laid his case before her. She consented to become his wife and
+bring up his children. They were married in Poplar Parish Church in
+1893.
+
+The union has been a singularly happy one. Mrs. Crooks has done more
+than bring up the children. She has guided and inspired her husband in
+all his public life. So much so, that when some eight years later he
+laid down his robes of office after a successful year as Mayor of
+Poplar, he stated publicly in acknowledging a presentation to himself
+and the Mayoress:--
+
+"Without my wife's aid I would have been of little use in my public
+work. Whenever I return home troubled or anxious, or defeated on some
+pet scheme, I never have from my wife anything but cheering and
+encouraging words. She it is who has made my public life possible. She
+it is who deserves your thanks far more than I."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+A LABOUR MEMBER'S WAGES
+
+ The Will Crooks Wages Fund formed--The Poplar Labour
+ League--Crooks's Election to the London County Council--Friends
+ outside the Labour Movement--Money no Substitute for Personal
+ Service--Refusing highly-paid Posts--Offer of a House rent-free for
+ Life declined--Not Risen from the Ranks.
+
+
+How came it that a working man like Crooks was able to give his whole
+time to public work?
+
+It was simply because his fellow workmen wished it. They went to him in
+deputation in the early 'nineties, and said to him in effect:--
+
+"Look here, Crooks. You can be more useful to us in public life than at
+the workman's bench. We want you to stand for the London County Council
+and some of the local bodies. Give up your work and we'll raise for you
+from among ourselves an amount equal to your present wages."
+
+To which Crooks replied:--
+
+"All right, mates, since you wish it. But understand! as soon as you
+tire of me, no grumbling behind my back. Come forward and say so
+plainly, and I'll go back to the bench at once."
+
+So the Will Crooks Wages Fund was formed by the Poplar Labour League.
+The first treasurer was the Rev. H. A. Kennedy, of All Hallows',
+Blackwall. Afterwards the then Rector of Poplar (Dr. Chandler) was
+invited by the working men to become treasurer of the fund, and he held
+the office until called away to a Colonial bishopric.
+
+We have seen how the Poplar Labour League came into being. It was one of
+the first achievements of Crooks's College by the Dock Gates. Originally
+it was named the Poplar Labour Election Committee. Its first executive
+consisted of the Rev. H. A. Kennedy and local representatives of the
+London Trades Council, the Engine Drivers' and Firemen's Union, the
+Watermen's Society, the Dockers' Union, the Philanthropic Coopers'
+Society, the East London Plumbers' Union, the Federated Trade and Labour
+Unions, and the Gasworkers' Union.
+
+The League was one of the pioneers of Labour Representation in this
+country. Long before the British Labour Party organised the present
+system of paying its Members of Parliament, this little League in Poplar
+for an unbroken period of a dozen years had shown how men from the ranks
+of Labour could be maintained in public life. The League had a motto:
+"The aim of every workman, whatever his task, whether he labours with
+axe, chisel, or lathe, loom or last, hammer or pen, hands or head,
+should be the ideal, the best, the perfect."
+
+The League was successful from the start. Its earliest effort was put
+forth at the London County Council election of 1892. The result of that
+effort can be judged from the following remarks in the League's first
+annual report:--
+
+
+ The return of Will Crooks to the London County Council marks an
+ epoch in the life of industrial Poplar.
+
+ From time immemorial this hive of industry has been represented by
+ employers of labour and wealthy capitalists. Their record is now
+ broken. Labour has awakened to a sense of its duty. We hope the
+ awakening will be permanent, and that worthy representatives may be
+ found to fill the vacancies on the various administrative and
+ legislative bodies.
+
+ We suggest to all working men's societies that wherever and
+ whenever it is possible they should subscribe to the Labour
+ Member's Wages Fund, for be it remembered that our Member is a
+ representative of all classes and not of one particular individual
+ class; and so long as he retains our confidence it is our duty to
+ support him to our utmost ability.
+
+
+The response of the trade societies and workmen and friends generally
+was such that within a few months the League by a unanimous vote decided
+to raise the Labour Member's wages from £3 to £3 10s. a week to meet his
+travelling expenses. For the first seven or eight years of his public
+life that was absolutely the only source of Crooks's income.
+
+The League remained faithful to its early pledge all the time. Through
+good and ill report, through all the changes and dissensions which such
+an organisation was bound to cause, the League never once faltered in
+its support of Crooks. Regularly at its annual meetings the League
+passed a vote of thanks to "our representative on the L.C.C. for his
+untiring devotion to Labour's cause and his perseverance in initiating
+social reform so beneficial to the working classes. They further desire
+to record their perfect confidence in him and congratulate him on the
+success of his work."
+
+Many trade societies other than those on the original list became
+subscribers to the Wages Fund through their local branches. Among them
+were the Amalgamated Society of Engineers, the Stevedores' Labour
+Protection League, the London Saddle and Harness Makers' Society, the
+Postmen's Federation, the London Carmen's Trade Union, the Friendly
+Society of Ironfounders, the Municipal Employees' Association, and the
+Amalgamated Society of Railway Servants.
+
+Certain admirers of Crooks outside the Labour Movement also sent
+subscriptions to the League for the Wages Fund. Canon and Mrs. Barnett
+and Dr. Clifford were occasional subscribers; so were Mrs. Bernard Shaw,
+Mr. Cyril Jackson, Mrs. Ruth Homan, Mr. G. W. E. Russell, Mr. Sidney
+Webb, Sir Melville Beachcroft, Canon Scott Holland, Mr. Fred Butler, the
+editors of two or three London newspapers, and both Conservative and
+Liberal Members of Parliament.
+
+Occasionally working men in distant parts of the country who had heard
+Crooks speak or watched his public work would send in their mite,
+generally anonymously. One such contribution, sent during the Woolwich
+by-election, consisted of four penny stamps, stuck on a torn piece of
+dirty paper, on which were written the words:--
+
+
+ Will you please except four stamps toward the expens of will
+ Crooks election and may god bless him in being successful in
+ winning the seat for Labour
+
+ from a working man.
+
+
+That was all. Crooks keeps the stamps and the note to this day.
+
+This may be the proper place to make public another fact bearing on his
+financial position. Many people have sent cheques to him direct, some of
+these marked for his own personal use, some for helping the poor as he
+thought best, others containing nothing beyond a brief note without name
+or address like the following:--
+
+
+ This is sent by a well-wisher, who believes that you are an honest,
+ straightforward fellow with a large heart for those less fortunate
+ than yourself.
+
+
+Every sum received in this way Crooks has given to the poor. He has
+neither taken a penny for his own personal use nor allowed a penny to
+pass into the coffers of the Labour League. In one distressful winter
+over £300 was thus sent to him and his wife. With the co-operation of a
+local committee, the whole of this sum was spent in employing
+out-of-work women and girls in making garments for their needy
+neighbours. By these means dozens of families were saved from the
+workhouse.
+
+Crooks discourages those who give money only. "Give part of yourself
+rather than part of your wealth," he tells them.
+
+He has little sympathy with people who give money and then run away. A
+person once called at his house during a bad winter and offered him
+£500.
+
+"I am anxious about the poor people, Mr. Crooks," said the visitor, "so
+I've brought down this money for you to help them."
+
+"Have you?" was the response. "But what are _you_ going to do?"
+
+"Oh, I'm going to the south of France. I cannot bear England in the
+winter."
+
+"Then I advise you to take the five hundred pounds with you."
+
+"Do you refuse it?"
+
+"Absolutely. It is cowardly for a man like you to offer five hundred
+pounds and then run away. You ought to do more than give it; you ought
+to spend it. Come down and see that the proper people get it. It is not
+so hard to raise five hundred pounds for the poor as it is to distribute
+it properly among the poor."
+
+The Labour League did more than send Crooks to the London County
+Council. It secured representation on the local Poor Law and municipal
+bodies. It promoted social life as well as public life among the working
+classes of Poplar. By entertainments, lectures, and excursions it
+carried brightness and pleasure into the lives of the workmen, their
+wives, and children. At Christmas time it acted as a kind of Santa Claus
+to the poorest children of the district. It established a Loan and
+Thrift Society, which soon had an annual turnover of £2,000. Throughout
+it all the League never for a moment deserted its Labour Member.
+
+Crooks in his turn remained faithful to the League in face of several
+alluring offers. The one that tempted him most came from his own trade.
+Before he quitted the workshop for public life a future managership had
+been hinted at. He had not been on the County Council more than a few
+months when a vacancy in his former workshop occurred. At once he was
+approached and urged to give up the L.C.C.
+
+The post offered him carried with it a salary of £500. He had six
+children to bring up. There was the uncertainty as to the Labour League
+being able to keep up the Wages Fund. He pondered over the matter
+carefully. His decision changed the current of his life. A manager, no
+matter how sympathetic, could not have remained long in the Labour
+Movement. Besides, in this case there were hints of a future
+partnership. Then it was that he decided calmly and deliberately to give
+his life not to money-making, but to the service of the people. He
+deliberately chose to remain a poor man in the service of poor men.
+Having been made to bear so much of the care of this world, he
+determined that he would know nothing of the deceitfulness of riches.
+
+Nothing has ever shaken him from that decision. From various quarters
+since then other good offers have come his way. One of them, a
+Government post, must be regarded as a singular tribute to his worth,
+since the offer came from a Conservative Cabinet Minister.
+
+The manager of a large firm engaged in carrying out public works to the
+value of over a million sterling, gave me at the time a frank opinion of
+Crooks from the employers' standpoint.
+
+"I can't help liking that chap Crooks. But it's a pity he's on what I
+call the wrong side. He's been negotiating with our firm until he has
+compelled us to pay our men several thousand pounds a year extra in
+wages. And a lot of thanks they give him for it! I overhear them
+sometimes talking at work. They say he wouldn't have got them more money
+if he hadn't been getting something out of it himself. Now if Crooks
+would only place his ability on the employers' side he could earn a
+thousand a year easily."
+
+For ten years after he entered public life Crooks was content with the
+same five-roomed house in Northumberland Street where the deputation of
+working men found him when they came to invite him to stand for the
+County Council. When he did move it was into a neighbouring street,
+Gough Street, where the upgrown family had the advantage of an
+additional room. That remains his home to this day.
+
+One of his ardent admirers in Poplar, a well-to-do man, on learning he
+was moving from Northumberland Street, offered him a house of his own
+rent free. It was a large and pleasant house in East India Dock Road,
+boasting a garden front and back. The owner implored him to take it for
+the rest of his life, "as a small tribute from one who appreciates the
+splendid public services you have rendered to Poplar."
+
+"It would never do for me to live in such a house," was Crooks's reply
+in thanking the well-wisher. "My friends among the working people would
+fear I was deserting their class, and would not come to me as freely as
+they come now. My enemies would say, 'Look at that fellow Crooks; he's
+making his pile out of us.' A Labour man like me must leave no opening
+for his enemies."
+
+We have seen, then, that the only source of Crooks's income during the
+first years of his public life was the £3 10s. a week paid by the Poplar
+Labour League. After six or seven years this salary was increased to £4
+in view of his greatly widened sphere of public service. This payment
+was stopped in 1903, when Crooks joined the official Labour Party in the
+House of Commons. Then he received the usual payment of £200 a year,
+given to each member of that party by the Trade Unionists of the
+country. A small additional sum has since been voted to him annually by
+the Poplar League and the Woolwich Labour Representation Association to
+meet the out-of-pocket expenses inseparable from a Member of
+Parliament's life. In addition he has received an occasional fee for a
+public address.
+
+Let these simple facts, then, be the answer to those people who,
+surprised at the amount of public work he carries out, keep asking
+suspiciously how he does it. Crooks himself never hesitates to speak
+out, either in public or private, as to his financial position.
+
+"How do I do it?" Crooks repeats to his working class audiences. "As a
+pioneer of paid Labour representation I have been confronted with this
+question through the whole of my public career. All well and good; but
+why is the question not put to other politicians and public men? You
+working men have been the worst offenders. You never think of asking the
+question of such men seeking public positions as monopolists, food
+adulterators, scamping contractors, property sweaters, bogus company
+promoters, and others who fleece you at every turn. You never dream of
+asking it of young untried men fresh from the Universities, who in many
+cases are only after the spoils of office. You are inclined to regard
+all these people as gentlemen. But let a man from your own ranks offer
+to serve you in public life, and always there are a crowd of objectors,
+generally thickest at public-house bars, who want to know where the
+Labour man gets his money from? Talk about the fierce light that beats
+upon a throne, what is it to the fierce light turned upon a Labour
+representative?
+
+"How often, as I go about, do I hear of people saying sneeringly: 'Look
+at that fellow Crooks. Who is he? He's only one of us, who has risen
+from the ranks.' You just tell these people that Will Crooks has not
+risen from the ranks; he is still in the ranks, standing four-square
+with the working classes against monopoly and privilege."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+ON THE LONDON COUNTY COUNCIL
+
+ The Labour Bench at the L.C.C.--Its First Party Meeting--The
+ Programme--Crooks's First Speech in the County Hall--The Trade
+ Union Wages Principle Adopted--One of the Master-builders of the
+ New London--Retrospect--Chairman of the Public Control
+ Committee--Keeping an Eye on the Coal Sack--The End of Baby-farming
+ in London.
+
+
+When Crooks entered the London County Council in 1892 he was a stranger
+to almost all outside the little circle of Labour men sent up from other
+divisions.
+
+As a pioneer in Labour representation in London he had more than the
+usual amount of suspicion and opposition to surmount. In those days a
+Labour representative was often subjected to fierce personal attacks
+both from the class he represented and from the better-off classes whose
+domains for the first time working-men were entering. His every word and
+act were under a double microscope. He had to be a Spartan in endurance
+and a saint in character.
+
+"Imagine," he once said to me during his early days on the Council, at
+the time when one of its members, a peer, was associated with a
+notorious case in the High Court, "imagine what an outcry there would
+have been up and down the land if that Councillor, instead of belonging
+to the House of Lords, had been a Labour representative."
+
+The Labour bench at the County Council set the standard for sound and
+steady municipal administration to the Labour Party of the entire
+country. John Burns sat at one end of the bench, Will Crooks at the
+other. Between them sat, at different times, men like Will Steadman,
+secretary of the Parliamentary Committee of the Trades Union Congress
+and M.P. for Stepney and later for Central Finsbury; J. Ramsay
+Macdonald, secretary of the Labour Party and M.P. for Leicester; Isaac
+Mitchell, then secretary of the General Federation of Trade Unions; H.
+R. Taylor, of the Bricklayers' Society, at one time Mayor of Camberwell;
+C. W. Bowerman, of the London Society of Compositors and M.P. for
+Deptford; George Dew, of the Carpenters' and Joiners' Society and
+secretary of the Workmen's Cheap Trains Association; Harry Gosling, of
+the Watermen's and Lightermen's Society; and W. Sanders, of the Fabian
+Society and Independent Labour Party.
+
+Crooks took the minutes of the first party meeting of the Labour Bench,
+and he holds the document to this day. The meeting was held at the
+offices of the Dockers' Union in the Mile End Road on April 26th, 1892,
+a few weeks after the election which first made a L.C.C. Labour Party
+possible. A line of policy was laid down that looks quite modest to-day,
+now that it has become an integral part of ordinary L.C.C.
+administration. At the time it was regarded by people outside the Labour
+Movement as rank revolution.
+
+In the dull and dingy room in Mile End this little band of Labour men
+declared for direct employment of labour and municipal workshops. The
+L.C.C. Works Department, the first of its kind in the country, was the
+result. They agreed on a minimum wage of sixpence an hour for labourers
+and ninepence for artisans, with a maximum working week of fifty-four
+hours. In many L.C.C. departments higher wages were afterwards secured,
+and in others an eight-hour day was introduced. They demanded a system
+of retiring pensions for workmen as for officials. This, too, in certain
+departments soon became practical politics on the County Council.
+
+A few days later Crooks was making his first speech at the County Hall.
+He took part in the debate on the Fair Wages Clause, the final form of
+which was settled on the principle he laid down. Up to the birth of the
+London County Council, which was only three years old when Crooks joined
+it, municipal bodies knew nothing of Fair Wages Clauses in contracts.
+The London County Council set an example which has since been followed
+by public authorities all over the kingdom.
+
+This triumph for Labour was not won without a keen struggle. All kinds
+of proposals were discussed with a view to defining a fair wage. It
+looked as though the Labour Bench were in danger of losing the day, when
+the situation was saved by what John Burns afterwards told Crooks was a
+happy inspiration.
+
+The County Council was about to adopt what the Labour Bench regarded as
+an unsatisfactory resolution. Crooks hastily wrote out an amendment
+which ultimately formed the basis of a settlement. He showed it to
+Burns, as leader of the Labour Party, and the latter immediately got up
+and moved it. The words are worth repeating, since they supplied the
+foundation for a Fair Wages Clause destined to become famous:--
+
+
+ That all contractors be compelled to sign a declaration that they
+ pay the trade union rate of wages and observe the hours of labour
+ and conditions recognised by the London Trade Unions, and that the
+ hours of labour be inserted in and form part of the contract by way
+ of schedule, and that penalties be enforced for any breach of
+ agreement.
+
+
+Before long this was the only proposal before the Council. The original
+motion was withdrawn, while amendment after amendment directed against
+the proposal Crooks had prepared was thrown out. Moderate and
+Progressive members got up to say that to enforce trade union wages was
+to fly in the face of political economy. It was this remark that drew
+from Crooks his maiden speech. How little he was known then may be
+judged from the fact that the _Daily Chronicle's_ report the next day
+referred to him as Mr. Brooks. Thus:--
+
+
+ Mr. Brooks said that political economy never took humanity into
+ account, but unless humanity was considered there could be no
+ justice to the worker. No contractor had ever been ruined by paying
+ trade union rates of wages. The best wages had always meant the
+ best workmen. Trade unions were anxious that the surplus labour of
+ the country should be employed, and they only asked the Council to
+ fix a minimum rate of wages. The sooner the Council employed men
+ direct the better. In the name of humanity and Christianity he
+ appealed to the Council to adopt trade union rates of wages.
+
+
+The day this report appeared Crooks received the following letter from
+"Marxian," of the _Labour Leader_, his friend George Samuel:--
+
+
+ MY DEAR CROOKS,--Are you the Mr. Brooks of to-day's _Chronicle_
+ report? If so, permit me to congratulate you on your speech. It
+ struck the one true note in all the weary debate. The awakened
+ consciousness of man has already interfered pretty considerably
+ with the economic "law of population" and must interfere even more
+ drastically with the economic "law of supply and demand." Both laws
+ are for semi-brutes and not for men. To say that supply and demand
+ shall settle wages is brutal. You may not be a very learned man,
+ friend Crooks, but at any rate you are not weighted with that false
+ learning which slays the heart to feed the head.
+
+
+The fair wages debate went on from week to week at the County Hall, not
+wearily, as Crooks's correspondent suggests, but with much spirit and
+party feeling. Finally Lord Rosebery, as chairman, advised the Council
+to hold a special meeting to settle the question. Before that meeting
+took place the chairman invited Crooks to discuss the matter with him
+with a view to arriving at a compromise likely to commend itself to the
+majority. Crooks refused to withdraw his claim for trade union wages,
+and after the two had had a long informal talk on the question, Lord
+Rosebery accepted the Labour member's view.
+
+When the special meeting assembled the late Lord Farrer (then Sir
+Thomas Farrer) carried an amendment to the trade union motion. By this
+amendment the word "London" was deleted from the motion, and it was made
+to read that contractors should "pay the trade union rate of wages and
+observe the hours of labour and conditions recognised by the trade
+unions _in the place or places where the contract is executed_."
+
+It will be seen, then, that the principle of trade union wages as laid
+down by Crooks remained intact. On this principle the L.C.C. Fair Wages
+Clause was established. It stipulates that the "rates of pay are to be
+not less nor the hours of labour more than those recognised by
+associations of employers and trade unions and in practice obtained." It
+provides further that "where in any trade there is no trade union, the
+Council shall fix the rates of wages and the hours of labour."
+
+The Labour Councillor for Poplar was soon on the warpath again. He
+called the Council's attention to the low wages paid to some of the park
+attendants. He instanced the man in charge of Red Lion Square, who was
+receiving no more than thirteen shillings a week.
+
+"The man's not worth more," shouted a member. "He's got a wooden leg."
+
+"Yes, but he hasn't got a wooden stomach," came the retort from the
+Labour Bench.
+
+And the man with the wooden leg, as well as other park attendants, had
+their wages brought up to the living standard.
+
+Crooks soon became a good all-round municipal administrator, as well as
+a Labour representative. He had stated in his first election address:--
+
+
+ As a workman I should seek especially to represent the interests of
+ the working classes who form three-fourths of the ratepayers of
+ Poplar, while giving every attention to the general work of the
+ London County Council and to the general interests of Poplar.
+
+ I am heartily in favour of what is known as the London
+ programme--of Home Rule for London, as enjoyed by other
+ municipalities; of the relief of the present ratepayers by taxing
+ the owner as well as the occupier; and of the equalisation of rates
+ throughout London for the relief of the poorer districts.
+
+ I am in favour of municipal ownership or control of water,
+ tramways, markets, docks, lighting, parks, and the police.
+
+ I would support all measures which would help to raise the standard
+ of life for the poor, especially in the way of better housing and a
+ strict enforcement of the Public Health Acts.
+
+
+Crooks, in fact, became one of the master-builders of the New London
+which the L.C.C. created. In face of heavy opposition he was one of that
+strenuous band of stalwarts who in the 'nineties raised London out of
+the chaos and darkness that reigned before the County Council was called
+into being, and gave the capital for the first time a sense of civic
+unity.
+
+In later years the claims of Parliament turned much of his energy into
+other useful channels. But to this day he still remains a member of the
+London County Council, and though now so much engrossed in national
+politics, he is none the less proud of his record in the service of
+London. He never looks back to the strenuous 'nineties on the County
+Council without being thankful.
+
+"I believe we put new life into the municipal politics of the whole
+country in those days," he tells you. "The London County Council showed
+the people of England what great powers for good lay in the hands of
+municipalities. We became a terror to all the monopolists who had
+fattened on London for generations. We struck at slum-owners, ground
+landlords, the music-hall offenders, food adulterators, and those who
+robbed the poor by unjust weights. We swept the tramway and water
+companies out of London, and by substituting public control gave the
+people better and cheaper services. We broke down the contractors' ring
+and started our own Works Department, the worst abused but the most
+successful and the most daring municipal undertaking of the last quarter
+of a century.
+
+"They were glorious days. That ten years' struggle between the people
+and the monopolists was a strife of giants. The victory we gained in
+London was a victory for progressive municipal government all over the
+country.
+
+"We on the Labour Bench were in the front of the battle all the time.
+While the big campaigns were going on we were not neglecting the smaller
+duties. We carried the County Council right into the working-man's home.
+We not only protected poor tenants from house-spoilers and extortionate
+water companies, we gave a helping hand to the housewife. We saw that
+the coal sacks were of proper size, that the lamp oil was good, the
+dustbin emptied regularly, that the bakers' bread was of proper weight,
+that the milk came from wholesome dairies and healthy cows, that the
+coster in the street and the tradesman in the shop gave good weight in
+everything they sold."
+
+For several years Crooks was a member and at one time chairman of the
+Public Control Committee of the London County Council. It was this
+committee that looked after these numerous small duties bearing so
+important a relation to the working-man's home. Crooks kept a keen eye
+on the coal sack. It was found that all over London coal was being
+delivered in sacks too small to hold the prescribed weight. There was
+consternation among the offending dealers when the County Council began
+to pounce down upon them.
+
+In reference to this matter Crooks tells a quaint story. During one of
+the L.C.C. elections he heard a couple of lads in heated altercation.
+
+"The County Council! Don't you talk to me about them people," one of
+them cried. "They oughter be all at the bottom of the sea. They nearly
+ruined my pore ole dad."
+
+"That's bad. How was it?"
+
+"Afore the County Council was heard of a two-hundredweight sack didn't
+have to be no bigger 'n that"--holding his hand on a level with his
+chest--"but now they have to be this size"--and his hand went above his
+head. "Nearly ruined the pore ole man," he added. "He ain't got over it
+yet."
+
+The Public Control Committee did more than ensure proper weight; it saw
+to it that dealers did not deliver coal inferior in quality to that
+described on the ticket. It recovered damages from a merchant who
+misrepresented the quality of his coals. When the case was reported to
+the L.C.C. one of the older members, to whom this kind of thing was
+wholly a new exercise of public duty, declared that he supposed the
+Council would next be insisting that the workman's Sunday joint
+consisted of nothing but good meat.
+
+"And why not?" asked Crooks, who followed him in the debate. "If the man
+pays for fresh meat and receives bad meat, and is too poor to take
+action himself, it is the duty of the public authority to see that he
+gets justice."
+
+There is no more ardent believer than Crooks in Ruskin's dictum that
+when a people apologises for its pitiful criminalities and endures its
+false weights and its adulterated food, the end is not far off.
+
+One at least of the pitiful criminalities of our modern
+civilisation--baby-farming--was dealt a blow during his chairmanship of
+the Public Control Committee from which it is not likely ever to
+recover. He represented the L.C.C. before the Committee of the House of
+Commons which considered the Infant Life Protection Bill promoted by the
+Council. That was before his own Parliamentary career began. Day after
+day the Labour man strove with barristers and Members of Parliament in
+the Commons Committee Room to safeguard infants of misfortune from
+cruelty and neglect. His advocacy prevailed. The Bill was passed.
+Baby-farming as then existing in London came to an end.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+TWO OF HIS MONUMENTS
+
+ Testimony from Sir John McDougall and Lord Welby--Declining the
+ Vice-chairmanship of the L.C.C.--How Crooks Lost His Overcoat--Work
+ on the Technical Education Board--The Blackwall Tunnel--Chairman of
+ the Bridges Committee.
+
+
+From the first, Crooks has shared the representation of Poplar on the
+London County Council with Sir John McDougall. The retired merchant was
+at the top of the poll in 1892, while the Labour man found himself
+elected as the second member with a thousand majority over the two
+Moderate candidates. At every L.C.C. election since Crooks has headed
+the poll.
+
+Two such men, of course, differ in their public policy widely. This
+notwithstanding, Sir John paid his Labour colleague a striking tribute
+during the parliamentary by-election in Woolwich. Sir John was Chairman
+of the London County Council at the time. This is what he wrote to the
+Woolwich electors a few days before the poll:--
+
+
+ Mr. Crooks has been my colleague on the London County Council for
+ the last twelve years, and during the whole of that time he has
+ worked with great zeal and ability for the good of London.... His
+ zeal is great, and his wisdom is as great as his zeal. I doubt
+ whether anyone in London has done so much as he in all the
+ measures which tend to the uplifting and the good of the people.
+
+
+Lord Welby, another of his colleagues on the County Council, seized the
+same opportunity to tell the electors what he thought of their Labour
+candidate. The two opinions, coming from men who had often opposed his
+policy, and whose walks of life lay so widely apart from his own, form
+no small tribute to the worth of his municipal work. Said Lord Welby:--
+
+
+ Mr. Crooks's knowledge, his experience, his courage, his readiness
+ of humour, his good temper, and, above all, his devotion to the
+ work he has undertaken have made him one of the most useful, as
+ well as one of the most popular, members of the London County
+ Council.
+
+
+His devotion was shown by his attendance. For thirteen years in
+succession he never missed a single Council meeting. Until Parliament
+began to claim his time his record of attendance every year, both at
+Council and Committee meetings, stood among the half-dozen highest.
+
+After such a long unbroken service, it was bitter to be kept at home by
+an illness one Tuesday, the day the L.C.C. meets. Only one other
+councillor--Sir William Collins--had kept pace with him during those
+thirteen years. Crooks wrote to his friendly rival from a sick bed:--
+
+"To-day you go ahead in this long and pleasant competition between us. I
+cannot help thinking that after all it is a case of the survival of the
+fittest, for I cannot leave my room."
+
+"I hate to win under such conditions," said Sir William in his cheering
+reply.
+
+At one time the Progressive party proposed to nominate him as
+vice-chairman, a position entitling the holder to the L.C.C.
+chairmanship in the year following. The honour was declined. He believed
+he could be more useful as an independent member.
+
+So the sequel proved. As a member of the Parks Committee he never
+wearied in working for more open spaces and children's play-places in
+the poorer parts of London. It had long been a grievance to the working
+classes of London that nearly all the parks lay in the West End and the
+suburbs. Since the poor districts were now too thickly covered with
+houses ever to permit of spacious parks being provided in their midst,
+Crooks was one of the most earnest in pleading that the Council should
+make amends by rescuing every vacant plot of land that remained and
+converting it into a recreation ground, no matter how small.
+
+His strenuous plea secured for the East-End alone three splendid open
+spaces. These are the Bromley Recreation Ground, the Tunnel Gardens at
+Poplar, and the Island Gardens that take their name from the Isle of
+Dogs. To visit any one of these, and see therein children playing and
+tired people finding rest, is to feel deeply what a benign influence has
+fallen over these poor neighbourhoods.
+
+Crooks obtained this recreation ground for Bromley at the cost of his
+overcoat. The open space was formed out of something like a morass by
+the banks of the Lea. It lay hidden away in that labyrinth of sterile
+streets stretching southwards from Bow Bridge to the spot where the
+lesser river loses itself in the Thames.
+
+He had persuaded a party of his County Council colleagues to go with him
+to the neighbourhood. They all left their overcoats in the private
+omnibus that took them down from the County Hall, while he showed them
+over the unwholesome little waste, as it then was, and pointed out its
+possibilities as a recreation ground. When they returned they learnt
+that one of the overcoats had been stolen.
+
+"I see it's not mine," said Lord Monkswell, pointing to his astrachan.
+
+"Nor mine," added the Hon. Lionel Holland, then M.P. for the division,
+as he picked up one lined with fur.
+
+"No," said Crooks; "people about here daren't wear overcoats like those.
+If there's one missing, it's bound to be mine worse luck."
+
+He laughed at the loss then and many times afterwards, though he had a
+private reason for lamenting it; it was a recent gift from half a dozen
+working-men admirers. He laughed because he found he was able to make
+use of the incident in his long agitation on the L.C.C. to get the waste
+reclaimed.
+
+Whenever his colleagues inquired where was this mysterious outlandish
+place he was so anxious to convert into a recreation ground, he would
+make reply:--
+
+"It's the place where they preferred my coat to Lord Monkswell's."
+
+It came to be so well known on the County Council as the place where
+Crooks lost his overcoat, that when finally he got a definite proposal
+to buy the ground brought forward there was nothing but a good-natured
+acquiescence from every member.
+
+On the formation of the L.C.C. Technical Education Board, he pleaded the
+cause of good craftsmanship with some effect. He carried a resolution
+conferring special facilities for technical instruction upon
+working-class districts.
+
+Long after he retired from the Board he received from a working-man's
+son a little proof of the practical results of his efforts. It came in
+the following letter:--
+
+
+ You will probably remember how some years ago you pleaded my case
+ on the L.C.C., and how, through your influence, I was enabled to
+ complete my studies in naval architecture at Greenwich College.
+
+ I am sure you will be glad to know that I have now passed my final
+ examination and have just been admitted a member of the Royal Corps
+ of Naval Constructors. My official appointment is that of Assistant
+ Constructor in one of the principal Government Dockyards, where I
+ have been on probation for the last twelve months or more. The
+ final examinations were held last July in London and occupied more
+ than three weeks, with an exam, almost daily.
+
+ I feel that I owe you a debt of gratitude for pleading my cause at
+ the time. My father had spent his all on me while I was at the
+ college, and he being a toolsmith with seven children, you can well
+ understand that what he had by him he could ill afford on me.
+
+ My father and the others of the family desire to join with me in
+ this letter of thanks and gratitude to you.
+
+
+Mention has already been made of how Crooks and the Poplar Labour League
+originated at the Dock Gate meetings the scheme for a technical
+institute for his native borough. So many times was this project delayed
+that he often told his Poplar audiences he feared he would go down to
+posterity as the man who talked of an institute that never came. It was
+not until the early part of 1906 that the institute was opened. There is
+a reference to it in the annual report of the Poplar Labour League for
+that year:--
+
+
+ Some years ago the League mooted the idea of a technical institute
+ for Poplar. Mr. Crooks took it up and carried it to official
+ quarters, never letting the subject drop, until it stands at last
+ an accomplished fact. A School of Marine Engineering and Nautical
+ Academy has recently been opened in Poplar.
+
+ A handsome building has been erected in High Street, and in it will
+ be taught seamanship and navigation, marine engineering and naval
+ architecture and propulsion, general mechanical engineering,
+ electrical engineering, pattern making, carpentry and woodwork, and
+ theoretical and practical chemistry, physics, and mechanics.
+ Nothing more appropriate could have been built in Poplar. It is
+ mainly due to the tireless efforts of Mr. Crooks that it exists,
+ and it will stand as a monument to him.
+
+
+But Poplar boasts a greater monument to its Labour Councillor. He was on
+the L.C.C. Bridges Committee during the making of Blackwall Tunnel. In
+its day the largest subaqueous tunnel in the world, its construction
+involved years of anxious labour.
+
+The tunnel carries vehicular and passenger traffic under the Thames
+between Poplar and Greenwich, five miles below the nearest bridge, that
+at the Tower. Before it was made the two million Londoners living east
+of the bridges were without any public means of crossing the river. To
+build an ordinary bridge was impossible with so many ships passing night
+and day to and from the London Pool. It was decided to take the traffic
+under the Thames by descending roadways leading to a tunnel some seventy
+feet below high-water mark.
+
+From the time he joined the Council to that day in May, 1897, when the
+King as Prince of Wales went down to Poplar to open the tunnel, on
+behalf of Queen Victoria, Crooks was among the keenest of the public men
+engaged in carrying that great engineering feat through. He made himself
+so thoroughly master of the details that he was in great demand all over
+London as a lecturer on the tunnel. The chief engineers on the works who
+heard the lecture congratulated him on the way he made intelligible and
+interesting the complicated system by which the tunnel was bored through
+the clay within a foot or two of the river bed.
+
+So satisfied were his fellow County Councillors with the practical work
+he did at Blackwall that on its completion they elected him Chairman of
+the Bridges Committee. In that capacity he steered through the Council
+and through a Committee of the House of Commons two other schemes for
+tunnels under the Thames, one for foot passengers only between Greenwich
+and the Isle of Dogs, and the other for general traffic between Shadwell
+and Rotherhithe, designed on a larger scale than the tunnel at
+Blackwall. Interest in these schemes, however, can never be so great as
+it was in the Blackwall experiment, the first of its kind attempted.
+
+In the special Blackwall Tunnel number issued by the _Municipal
+Journal_, Crooks figures among those described as "the men who made the
+tunnel." Following sketches and portraits of Sir Alexander Binnie (then
+the L.C.C. engineer, who designed the tunnel), of Sir Weetman Pearson,
+M.P. (the contractor who executed the work), of Sir William Bull, M.P.
+(who was then chairman of the Bridges Committee), is a reference to
+other members of the Committee who took a prominent part in the work.
+The first place after the chairman is given to Crooks. The _Municipal
+Journal_ says:--
+
+
+ Mr. Will Crooks, more than any other man, has made Londoners
+ acquainted with the tunnel. His popular lecture on Blackwall Tunnel
+ has been given in all parts of London to all kinds of audiences,
+ and everywhere the clear, picturesque description Mr. Crooks has
+ given, aided by the lantern and his own genial wit, has made
+ intelligible to Londoners, old, young, rich, and poor, what is,
+ after all, a somewhat dry and difficult subject.
+
+ This only goes to show how closely Mr. Crooks himself has been
+ identified with the construction of the tunnel. As one of the
+ representatives of the Poplar district, he has turned his
+ membership of the Bridges Committee to good account by giving to
+ the tunnel his special attention. No Councillor has been so
+ frequent a visitor to the various works, and it is doubtful
+ whether any outsider went so many times into the compressed air.
+
+ The workmen had just cause to bless the Poplar County Councillor.
+ It was owing to Mr. Crooks's efforts that a revised schedule of
+ wages was adopted. The result of this was that the contractors paid
+ an additional £26,000 in wages. With all his zeal for the workmen,
+ Mr. Crooks never once came in conflict with either the contractors
+ or the engineers. Men and masters at Blackwall have all held the
+ worthy Labour Councillor in the highest regard, and both are sorry
+ that their long and cheerful connection must now be severed.
+
+
+The same number of the _Municipal Journal_ contained an article by
+Crooks himself, entitled, "A Labour View of the Blackwall Tunnel." The
+article displayed with what tact and modesty the Labour member had
+safeguarded the interests of his own class without neglecting the
+interests of the people of London. It bore out the statement made in his
+first speech to the Council, that no contractor ever lost by paying the
+trade union rate of wages.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+THE TASK OF HIS LIFE BEGINS
+
+ Elected to the Poplar Board of Guardians--Bumbledom in
+ Power--Prison preferred to Workhouse--Poverty treated like Crime.
+
+
+Six months after his return to the London County Council, Poplar elected
+Crooks to the Board of Guardians. When he took his seat as a member in
+the very Board-room where thirty years before he clung timorously to his
+mother's skirt he knew that the task of his life had begun.
+
+He and his friend George Lansbury were elected together--the only Labour
+men on a Board of twenty-four. They were the firstfruits of the reduced
+qualification for Guardians introduced by Mr. (afterwards Lord) Ritchie,
+at that time President of the Local Government Board.
+
+To Crooks belongs much of the credit for this welcome change. He felt
+keenly that working-men and women could never become Guardians of the
+Poor so long as the £40 property qualification remained. He persuaded
+the Poplar Trustees, of whom he was one, to ask the Local Government
+Board to make it possible for workpeople to become Guardians. Mr.
+Ritchie, ever sympathetic towards the East-End, a division of which he
+was then representing in Parliament, met this request from Poplar by
+lowering the qualification to £10. His successor at the Local Government
+Board, Sir Henry Fowler, abolished the property qualification
+altogether.
+
+At the time of Crooks's election the dissatisfaction felt by ratepayers
+with the old Guardians was deep and bitter. The Local Government Board
+has evidence in its possession that poor people of the district were
+saying at the time that if you wanted out-relief you must move into such
+and such a street, where rents were collected by someone who had
+influence with the Board.
+
+Inside the workhouse Crooks found a state of things that seems
+incredible to-day. Bumbledom held sway over paupers and Guardians alike.
+
+There were Guardians who had never been inside the workhouse once. When
+Crooks attempted to enter as a Guardian he found that the Master had
+power to shut the gate upon him. Without the Master's permission, except
+on the regular House Committee days, Guardians had no legal right inside
+the workhouse at all.
+
+The two Labour men raised such a hubbub over this anomaly that Sir Henry
+Fowler issued an order giving a Guardian the right to enter the
+workhouse at any reasonable hour. As a result there began, not only in
+Poplar but all over the country, a marked improvement in the treatment
+of old people in workhouses.
+
+Here was a distinct score at the first venture. With the right of
+admission established, Crooks made full use of it. He found most of the
+officers hostile. So much so, that during a fire that broke out in the
+workhouse bakery, bringing the brigade engines round, one of the
+officers exclaimed, in the presence of the others when the fire was at
+its height:--
+
+"The only thing wanting now is that Crooks and Lansbury should be put on
+the top of it."
+
+The cheers with which this remark was received were soon to give way to
+grave concern. It was clear the two Labour men meant to put an end to
+many things. Several of the officers were summarily suspended by Crooks
+one morning when he appeared on the scene unexpectedly.
+
+A woman inmate had contrived to escape from the workhouse. She came
+round to his house and knocked him up. In consequence of an alarming
+story she told him respecting the conditions under which a fellow inmate
+had died in her arms that very night, Crooks hurried round to the
+institution and suspended certain of the officers on the spot.
+
+The officers whom Crooks had suspended were dismissed by the Board. Nor
+were they by any means the last to be dismissed or to take their
+departure, for other scandals were brought to light.
+
+"We found the condition of things in the House almost revolting," Crooks
+stated in evidence before the Local Government Board Inquiry of 1906.
+"The place was dirty. The stores were empty. The inmates had not
+sufficient clothes, and many were without boots to their feet. The food
+was so bad that the wash-tubs overflowed with what the poor people
+could not eat. It was almost heart-breaking to go round the place and
+hear the complaints and see the tears of the aged men and women.
+
+"'Poverty's no crime, but here it's treated like crime,' they used to
+say.
+
+"Many of them defied the regulations on purpose to be charged before a
+magistrate, declaring that prison was better than the workhouse.
+
+"One day I went into the dining-room and found women sitting on the long
+forms, some sullen, some crying. In front of each was a basin of what
+was alleged to be broth. They called it greasy water, and that was
+exactly what it looked and tasted like. They said they had to go out and
+wash blankets on that. I appealed to the master to give them something
+to eat, as they said they would sooner go to prison than commence work
+on that. Those women, like the men, were continually contriving to get
+sent to prison in order to escape the workhouse. After a few heated
+words between the master and me he gave them some food, and none of them
+went to prison that day.
+
+"A few weeks later I was in the workhouse when these same women were
+creating a fearful uproar.
+
+"'Ah, there you are,' said the master, meeting me. 'Go and look at your
+angels now! A nice lot they are to stick up for!'
+
+"I went to the dining-room. There was a dead silence the moment I
+entered.
+
+"'I am right down ashamed of you,' I said. 'When you were treated like
+animals, no wonder you behaved like animals. Now that Mr. Lansbury and I
+have got you treated like human beings, we expect you to behave like
+human beings.'
+
+"They said not a word, and later in the day the ringleaders, without any
+prompting, came to me and expressed their regret. From that day to this
+no such scene among the workhouse women has ever been repeated.
+
+"The staple diet when I joined the Board was skilly. I have seen the old
+people, when this stuff was put before them, picking out black specks
+from the oatmeal. These were caused by rats, which had the undisturbed
+run of the oatmeal bin. No attempt was made to cleanse the oatmeal
+before it was prepared for the old people.
+
+"Whenever one went into the men's dining-room there were quarrels about
+the food. I have had to protect old and weak men against stronger men,
+who would steal what was eatable of their dinners. There was no
+discipline. The able-bodied men's dining-room on Sundays gave one as
+near an approach to hell as anything on this earth. It was everybody for
+himself and the devil take the hindmost. If a fellow could fight he got
+as much as he wanted. If he could not, he got nothing. Fights, followed
+by prosecutions at the police courts, were common. The men boasted that
+prison had no worse terrors than that place. They were absolutely beyond
+control. They wandered about all over the place, creating all kinds of
+discord, and even threatening to murder the officers. Two labour masters
+nearly lost their lives in trying to control them.
+
+"The inmates were badly clothed as well as badly fed. Not one of them
+had a change of clothing. Their under-clothes were worn to rags. If they
+washed them they had to borrow from each other in the interval.
+
+"The inmates' clothes were not only scanty, they were filthy. On one
+occasion the whole of the workhouse linen was returned by the laundry
+people because it was so over-run with vermin that they would not wash
+it.
+
+"One of the inmates--a woman--who was doing hard work at scrubbing every
+day, asked me whether she couldn't have a pair of boots.
+
+"'Surely,' I said, putting her off for the time, 'nobody here goes
+without boots?'
+
+"A second and a third time when I came across her scrubbing the floors
+she pleaded for boots. She raised her skirt from the wet stone floor,
+and showed two sloppy pieces of canvas on her feet, and that was all she
+had in the way of boots."
+
+Crooks went on to relate that he walked along the corridor and saw a
+female officer. "There's a woman over there who has asked me three times
+to get her a pair of boots," he said.
+
+She drew her skirt round her and said, "Oh, why do you worry about
+these people; they are not our class."
+
+"Worry about them!" Crooks rejoined. "What do you mean by our class? We
+are here to see these people properly clothed. I do not want to quarrel,
+but that woman must have a pair of boots to-day."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+THE MAN WHO FED THE POOR
+
+ Chairman of the Poplar Board of Guardians--Bumbledom
+ Dethroned--Paupers' Garb Abolished--Two Presidents of the Local
+ Government Board Approve Crooks's Policy.
+
+
+This, then, was the state of the workhouse when Crooks went on the
+Board. It was soon evident that a strong man had arrived. He whom some
+of the Guardians at first described as "a ranter from the Labour mob"
+soon proved himself the best administrator among them.
+
+Within five years of his election he was made Chairman. The Board
+insisted on his retaining the chair for ten consecutive years. During
+that time he wrought out of the shame and degradation he found in the
+workhouse a system of order and decency and humane administration that
+for a long time made the Poplar Union a model among Poor Law
+authorities, and one frequently recommended by the Local Government
+Board.
+
+Of course he made enemies. Some of the old Guardians whom he had turned
+out of public life nursed their resentment in secret. Others joined
+them, including contractors who had fared lavishly under the old
+_régime_. Presently a Municipal Alliance was formed, and though it could
+do nothing against Crooks at the poll, since the ratepayers would
+persist in placing him at the top, it found other methods of attacking
+him, of which more hereafter.
+
+One of the first things he aimed at was a change in the character both
+of officers and of Guardians. He saw no hope for the poor under the old
+rulers. At each succeeding election his opposition brought about the
+defeat of the worst of them.
+
+The officers could not be dealt with so publicly. Some of the officers
+in the infirmary, addicted to drunkenness, were able to defy the
+Guardians for an obvious reason. It was one of their duties to take
+whisky and champagne into the infirmary for the delectation of some of
+the Guardians, whom a billiard table often detained into the early
+hours. Crooks and Lansbury raised such indignation in the district as to
+make it impossible for this state of things to continue.
+
+In 1894 the Master and Matron resigned. Gradually the old school of
+workhouse officials who had run the place as they liked were weeded out.
+A more intelligent, more sympathetic, better disciplined staff grew up
+in their place. Bumbledom was dethroned. The sick were nursed better.
+The inmates were clothed better. All, both old and young, were fed
+better.
+
+The tell-tale pauper's garb disappeared altogether. When the old people
+walked out they were no longer branded by their dress. They wore simple,
+homely garments. They all rejoiced in the change save a few like the old
+woman Crooks came across one afternoon on her day out. She was looking
+clean and comfortable, and he asked how she liked the new clothes.
+
+"Not at all, Mr. Crooks. Nobody thinks you come from the workhouse now,
+so they don't give you anything."
+
+His greatest reform had reference to the food. "Skilly" went the way of
+"greasy water." Good plain wholesome meals appeared on the tables.
+
+"And became more expensive," say the critics.
+
+"Yes," Crooks retorts; "but to economise on the stomachs of the poor is
+false economy. If it's only cheapness you want, why don't you set up the
+lethal chamber for the old people? That would be the cheapest thing of
+all."
+
+Let us see what he actually gave these people to eat, since for feeding
+the poor he was afterwards called to the bar of public opinion.
+
+First he developed the system of bread-baking in the workhouse, in order
+to get better and cheaper bread than was being supplied under contract
+from outside. Under the direction of one or two skilled bakers, the work
+provided many of the inmates with pleasant and useful occupation. They
+made all the bread required in the workhouse for both officers and
+inmates, all the bread required in the children's schools, all the
+loaves given away as out-relief.
+
+Instead of being likened to india-rubber, as it used to be in the old
+days, the bread now came to be described by the _Daily Mail_ as equal to
+what could be obtained in the best restaurants in the West-End. Yet
+they were making this bread in the workhouse cheaper than it was
+possible to buy ordinary bread outside.
+
+And then, for the benefit of the infirm old folk, Crooks persuaded the
+Guardians to substitute butter for margarine, and fresh meat for the
+cheap stale stuff so often supplied. He held out for milk that had not
+been skimmed, and for tea and coffee that had not been adulterated. He
+even risked his reputation by allowing the aged women to put sugar in
+their tea themselves, and the old men to smoke an occasional pipe of
+tobacco.
+
+Rumours of this new way of feeding the workhouse poor reached the
+austere Local Government Board. First it sent down its inspectors, and
+then the President himself appeared in person. And Mr. Chaplin saw that
+it was good, and told other Boards to do likewise. He issued a circular
+to the Guardians of the country recommending all that Poplar had
+introduced. More, he proposed that for deserving old people over
+sixty-four years of age "the supply of tobacco, dry tea, and sugar be
+made compulsory."
+
+This humane order of things, you may be sure, did not commend itself to
+all Guardian Boards; and when later there came further instructions from
+headquarters that ailing inmates might be allowed "medical comforts,"
+the revolt materialised. A deputation of Guardians went to Whitehall to
+try to argue the President into a harder heart. Crooks and Lansbury were
+there to uphold the new system. Mr. Walter Long had succeeded Mr.
+Chaplin then. He listened patiently to ingenious speeches in which
+honourable gentlemen tried to show that it was from no lack of love for
+the poor they had not carried out the new dietary scale, but----
+
+"Gentlemen," Mr. Long interrupted at last, "am I to understand you do
+not desire to feed your poor people properly?"
+
+Then all with one accord began to make excuse. It was the difficulty of
+book-keeping, they said. It appeared they were prepared to stint the
+poor rather than add to the book-keeping.
+
+From that day an improved dietary scale was introduced into our
+workhouses. The man who fed the poor in Poplar saw the workhouse poor of
+the kingdom better fed in consequence.
+
+What kind of food was it that Poplar dared to give to the poor? Those
+"luxuries for paupers" down at Poplar, about which the world was to hear
+so much, what were they? A working-man had appeared, and after years of
+unwearied well-doing had got rid of "skilly" and "greasy water,"
+substituting, with the approval of two Presidents of the Local
+Government Board, the following simple articles of food.
+
+Observe the list carefully, for the kinds and quantities of food here
+set out were precisely those supplied to the able-bodied inmates during
+the outcry that arose over "paupers' luxuries" at the time of the Local
+Government Board Inquiry in 1906. The list is the official return of the
+food supplied in one week to each inmate.
+
+
+ A MAN'S DIET FOR A WEEK.
+
+ (COST, 4s. 2d.)
+
+ Breakfasts Bread 3½ lbs.
+ Butter 3½ ozs.
+ Coffee 7 pints.
+ Dinners Mutton 13½ ozs.
+ Beef 4½ ozs.
+ Bacon 3 ozs.
+ Irish stew 1 pint.
+ Boiled pork 4½ ozs.
+ Bread 14 ozs.
+ Potatoes and greens 4½ lbs.
+ Suppers Bread 3½ lbs.
+ Butter 3½ ozs.
+ Tea 7 pints.
+
+
+ A WOMAN'S DIET FOR A WEEK.
+
+ (COST, 4s.)
+
+ Breakfasts Bread 2-5/8 lbs.
+ Butter 3½ ozs.
+ Coffee 7 pints.
+ Dinners Mutton 12 ozs.
+ Beef 4 ozs.
+ Bacon 3 ozs.
+ Irish stew 1 pint.
+ Boiled pork 4 ozs.
+ Bread 1¾ lbs.
+ Potatoes and greens 3 lbs.
+ Suppers Bread 2-5/8 lbs.
+ Butter 3½ ozs.
+ Tea 7 pints.
+
+
+When you read down that list and think of the scare headlines that
+appeared in London daily papers during the Inquiry--"Splendid Paupers,"
+"Luxuries for Paupers," "A Pauper's Paradise"--you may well ask, Are we
+living in bountiful England? Or have we fallen upon an England of meagre
+diet and mean men, an England that whines like a miser when called upon
+to feed on homely fare its broken-down veterans of industry?
+
+Dickens is dead, else would he have shown us Bumble reincarnated in the
+editors of certain London newspapers.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+TURNING WORKHOUSE CHILDREN INTO USEFUL CITIZENS
+
+ A Home for Little "Ins-and-Outs"--Technical Education for Workhouse
+ Children--A Good Report for the Forest Gate Schools--Trophies won
+ by Scholars--The Children's Pat-a-Cakes.
+
+
+After he had fed the old people and clothed the old people, and in other
+ways brought into their darkened lives a little good cheer, Crooks
+turned his care upon the workhouse children.
+
+The Guardians' school at Forest Gate lay four miles from the Union
+buildings at Poplar. With five or six hundred children always under
+training in the school there still remained varying batches of neglected
+little people in the workhouse. The greater number of these belonged to
+parents who came into the House for short periods only.
+
+These little "ins-and-outs" were getting no schooling and no training
+save the training that fitted them for pauperism. What to do with them
+had long been a perplexing problem. If they were sent to Forest Gate one
+day their parents in the workhouse could demand them back the next day
+and take their discharge, even though they and their children turned up
+at the gates for re-admission within the next twenty-four hours.
+
+When Crooks proposed the simple expedient of sending these children to
+the surrounding day-schools everybody seemed amazed.
+
+The idea had never been heard of before. The London School Board of the
+day did not take kindly to it at all. It poured cold water on the
+project at first. The neighbouring schools were nearly all full, and the
+Board thought it would hear no more of the matter by suggesting that if
+the Guardians could find vacant places they were at liberty of course to
+send the children.
+
+Crooks framed an answering letter that it was the School Board's duty to
+find the places, and that, come what would, the Guardians were
+determined to send the children to the day schools.
+
+Soon places were found for all. The little people who, through neglect
+and idleness in the workhouse, had been getting steeped in pauperism,
+were now dressed in non-institution clothes, and they went to and from
+the neighbouring schools, playing on the way like any other children.
+
+That was the beginning of a system destined to have a far-reaching
+effect on Poor Law children all over the country. Other Unions, faced
+with the same problem, seeing how well it had been dealt with at Poplar,
+went and did likewise.
+
+The Labour Guardian did not rest there. The children were a great deal
+better for coming in daily contact with the outside world, but much of
+the good work was undone by their having to spend every night in the
+workhouse. He wanted to keep them away altogether from its
+contaminating influence. He persuaded the Guardians to purchase a large
+dwelling house about a quarter of a mile away from the workhouse. This
+became a real home for the children. There they are brought up and
+regularly sent to the public day schools outside, entirely free from
+workhouse surroundings.
+
+So long as the mark of the workhouse clings to children, so long, says
+Crooks, will children cling to the workhouse. That is what makes him so
+keen in getting rid of the institution dress and of everything else
+likely to brand a child.
+
+He helped to banish all that suggested pauperism from the Forest Gate
+School. The children were educated and grew up, not like workhouse
+children, as before, but like the children of working parents. With what
+result? Marked out in their childhood as being "from the workhouse,"
+they often bore the stamp all their life and ended up as workhouse
+inmates in their manhood and womanhood. Under the new system, they were
+made to feel like ordinary working-class children. They grew up like
+them, becoming ordinary working-men and working-women themselves; so
+that the Poor Law knew them no longer.
+
+"If I can't appeal to your moral sense, let me appeal to your pocket,"
+Crooks once remarked at a Guildhall Poor Law Conference. "Surely it is
+far cheaper to be generous in training Poor Law children to take their
+place in life as useful citizens than it is to give the children a
+niggardly training and a branded career. This latter way soon lands
+them in the workhouse again, to be kept out of the rates for the rest of
+their lives."
+
+How far the principle was carried out at Forest Gate may be judged from
+the report made by Mr. Dugard, H.M. Inspector of Schools, after one of
+his visits. Thus:--
+
+
+ There is very little (if any) of the institution mark among the
+ children.... Both boys' and girls' schools are in a highly
+ satisfactory state, showing increased efficiency, with increased
+ intelligence on the part of the children.... They compare very
+ favourably with the best elementary schools.
+
+
+In all that related to games and healthful recreation Crooks agreed in
+giving the scholars the fullest facilities. The lads were encouraged to
+send their football and cricket teams to play other schools. The girls
+developed under drill and gymnastic training, and became proficient
+swimmers.
+
+In fact, the scholars at Forest Gate began to count for something. They
+learnt to trust each other and to rely upon themselves. They grew in
+hope and courage. They learnt to walk honourably before all men. In
+consequence, thousands of them have become merged in the great working
+world outside, self-respecting men and women.
+
+I met Crooks looking elated one evening, and he told me he had just come
+from the Poor Law schools' swimming competition at Westminster baths.
+
+"There were three trophies," he said. "The first, the London Shield, was
+for boys. Poplar won that with 85 marks, five more than the next best.
+The second, the Portsmouth Shield, was for girls, with a Portsmouth
+school competing. Our Poplar girls won that with 65 marks, the two next
+schools getting only 35 each. The third trophy, the Whitehall Shield,
+for the school as a whole with the highest number of marks, was also won
+by Poplar. I feel as pleased as though I'd done it myself."
+
+The best administration in an out-of-date building is always hampered.
+Forest Gate belonged to the old order of Poor Law schools known as
+barrack buildings. Although the Guardians made the very best of the
+school, there were structural defects that hindered the work seriously.
+It was therefore decided to build cottage homes at Shenfield in Essex,
+where a special effort is being made to train the girls as well as the
+boys in rural pursuits in order to keep them out of the overcrowded
+cities.
+
+The Parliamentary Committee on Poor Law Schools that sat in 1896 invited
+Crooks to give evidence. Many of the things he urged were included in
+the Committee's recommendations. Among them was the extension of the
+full benefit of the Education Act and the Technical Education Acts to
+all Poor Law children.
+
+"The wine and spirit dues that provide the technical education grants,"
+he told the committee, "might be said to belong to Poor Law children by
+right, because it is always being urged that it is owing to drunken
+parents that these children get into the workhouse. I don't believe it,
+but there is the claim."
+
+At that time the Poor Law schools received no benefits in the way of
+scholarships or technical education grants. It was largely due to his
+advocacy that the scholars were at last given the same opportunities as
+other children. One of the great moments of his life was when he opened
+a letter from the headmaster at the Hunslet Poor Law school, telling him
+that "in consequence of what you have done, one of our boys has just
+taken a County Scholarship--the first Poor Law child to benefit under
+the Technical Education Acts."
+
+Crooks would like to go much further. Until Poor Law children are taken
+entirely away from the control of Guardians he will never be satisfied.
+Why should the authority that looks after workhouses for the old and
+infirm be entrusted with the task of training the young? The two duties
+lie as far apart as East from West. He would place these children wholly
+under the education authority.
+
+No matter where, he is always ready to put in a word for Poor Law
+children on the least opportunity. It was news to his colleagues on the
+London County Council when, in the course of a debate in the summer of
+1894, he told of his own experience in a Poor Law school. He seems to
+have made a deep impression by his speech on that occasion, judging by
+the following comment made shortly afterwards by the _Municipal
+Journal_;--
+
+
+ Those who heard Mr. Crooks's speech in the Council Chamber, when
+ the subject of the training of Poor Law children came up on a side
+ issue, will not readily forget it. One of the daily papers, in its
+ admiration the next day, declared it to be the best speech heard at
+ the Council. Be that as it may, the speech, coming spontaneously
+ with the pent-up indignation of a soul that had suffered sorely
+ from a pernicious system, was a marvellous one, producing a
+ marvellous effect. Councillors in the front benches turned round
+ and visitors in the gallery stretched forward to catch a glimpse of
+ the short dark figure on the Labour bench pleading so powerfully
+ for the children of the poor.
+
+
+Nor had he been in the House of Commons long before his voice was heard
+there on behalf of workhouse children. Speaking in a debate in 1903 on
+the various methods of dealing with these children, he said:--
+
+
+ At one time there was no stronger advocate of boarding-out than
+ myself. It is an ideal system in theory, but its success by
+ practical application has yet to be proved. Many requests are made
+ by country people to be allowed to adopt children on charitable
+ grounds, but when inquiries come to be made into the incomes of
+ these people the Guardians generally find it is hoped to make a
+ profit out of the children. I have visited a village where a widow
+ boarded four children--two more than the law allows. For these
+ children she was paid sixteen shillings a week. She lived in a
+ district where the labourer's wages were only eleven shillings.
+
+ In regard to another case I personally investigated, I asked how
+ the boy was getting on.
+
+ "Oh, all right; but he is growing so big and eats such a lot that I
+ wish you would take him away and send me a smaller boy."
+
+ The boarded-out children, so far from losing the pauper taint, are
+ more frequently known by the name of the Union from which they
+ come than by their own names. In fact, in some villages, I found
+ "boarding-out" a staple industry. Boarding-out is all right in good
+ homes; the difficulty is to find good homes.
+
+
+Not long after he made this speech, there was an outcry in a section of
+the Press over "an amazing example of extravagance" at Poplar. It
+appeared in the form of a letter from a correspondent. The
+correspondent--who turned out to be a member of a firm of
+contractors--waxed virtuously indignant over the Guardians' tenders
+because they included, he alleged, supplies of luxuries for paupers. The
+so-called luxuries for the most part proved to be medical comforts
+ordered by the doctor for the ailing. Among the other items was 1 cwt.
+of pat-a-cake biscuits, and these were singled out specially as a
+specimen of how the workhouse inmates were pampered.
+
+I met Crooks in the Lobby of the House of Commons at the time of the
+outcry, and asked what he thought of it all.
+
+"Perfectly true," he said. "We in Poplar are guilty of the great crime
+of inviting tenders for the supply of a few pat-a-cakes; but our
+horrified critics are in error in assuming that the pat-a-cakes are for
+the workhouse inmates. They are for the children. We order 1 cwt. for
+the half-year, which I believe works out at the rate of a cake for each
+child about once a week. There's extravagance for you! Isn't it
+scandalous? Just imagine our kiddies in the workhouse school getting a
+whole pat-a-cake to eat!
+
+"That's not the worst of it. Those youngsters of ours, not content with
+getting an occasional pat-a-cake, have actually been overheard to sing
+the nursery rhyme on the subject. We shall be having a Local Government
+Board inspector sent down to stop it if it leaks out. You should hear
+the little ones holding forth!
+
+
+ Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,
+ Bake me a cake as fast as you can!
+ Prick it, and pat it, and mark it with T,
+ And put it in the oven for Tommy and me.
+
+
+"The youngsters lie awake at nights, wondering when their turn will come
+again to have a farthing pat-a-cake. One of the little girls came
+running up to me in the playground the other day, exclaiming: 'Oh, Mr.
+Crooks, what do you think? I had a pat-a-cake for tea last Sunday. They
+promised it to us the day before, and I was so pleased when I went to
+bed that night that I nearly forgot to go to sleep.'"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+ON THE METROPOLITAN ASYLUMS BOARD
+
+ Mr. Chaplin's Humane Circular to Poor Law Guardians--Crooks
+ Appointed a Member of the Metropolitan Asylums Board--Chairman of
+ the Children's Committee--His Knack of Getting His Own
+ Way--Reorganising the Labour Conditions of the Board's Workmen.
+
+
+We have seen that the policy of Poor Law reform which Crooks was
+carrying out at Poplar won the good-will of the Local Government Board.
+Soon after Mr. Henry Chaplin took his seat in Lord Salisbury's Cabinet
+of 1895 he sent for Crooks, and the two spent a whole morning discussing
+the weak points in our Poor Law system. Mr. Chaplin made many notes
+during the conversation, and at parting good-naturedly remarked that
+Crooks had given him enough work to occupy the next two or three years.
+
+Shortly afterwards, the Minister and the Labour man made a personal
+investigation of Poplar and other East-End workhouses and infirmaries.
+The visit to each institution was a surprise one. When the two men
+entered the children's ward of the Mile End workhouse, they found the
+nurses absent and the children screaming. In about half a minute Crooks
+had all the children laughing.
+
+"What's the secret of your magic?" asked the President of the Local
+Government Board.
+
+"It comes natural when you are used to them," said Crooks.
+
+As already shown, Mr. Chaplin declared emphatically for the Poplar
+policy. His notable circular to Poor Law Guardians, for which as
+President of the Local Government Board he will perhaps be best
+remembered, gave the support of the Government of the day to that policy
+of humane administration of the Poor Law which Crooks had established at
+Poplar. It laid down three principles which the Labour man had urged
+upon the President at their first meeting:--
+
+
+ 1. Children to be entirely removed from association with the
+ workhouse and workhouse surroundings.
+
+ 2. Old people of good character who have relatives or friends
+ outside not to be forced into the workhouse, but to be given
+ adequate out-relief.
+
+ 3. Old people in the workhouse of good behaviour to be provided
+ with additional comforts.
+
+
+Mr. Chaplin further showed his confidence in the Labour Chairman of the
+Poplar Guardians by inviting him to become one of the Local Government
+Board's representatives on the Metropolitan Asylums Board. The work
+meant a heavy addition to Crooks's public duties, with the London County
+Council and the Poplar Guardians demanding so much of his time. There
+was no hesitation, however, in accepting the new office when he found it
+afforded further opportunities to serve the afflicted poor and help
+neglected children. Mr. Chaplin's successor at the Local Government
+Board, Mr. Walter Long, twice re-nominated Crooks to the same position.
+
+Although the Asylums Board comes but little before public notice, except
+in times of epidemic, it has far-reaching powers. It is the largest
+hospital authority that any country can show. It has fourteen infectious
+disease hospitals with accommodation for nearly seven thousand people.
+It maintains six thousand imbecile patients in four asylums. It looks
+after the welfare of several hundred boys on a Thames training-ship, and
+of some two thousand children in various homes.
+
+The members, or "managers," as they are called, are all nominated either
+by London Boards of Guardians or by the Local Government Board. An
+indirectly elected body is the last that expects to see a representative
+of Labour. Imagine, therefore, the amazement of this somewhat select
+company when, in May, 1898, a Labour man walked into their midst as the
+nominee of a Conservative Cabinet Minister.
+
+He was eyed at first with suspicion. The suspicion soon changed to
+curiosity. The Labour man never spoke. The managers expected a torrent
+of loud criticism, and here was immovable silence. For the first five
+months Crooks never opened his mouth at the Board meetings.
+
+"What's your game?" asked a friendly member in an aside one afternoon.
+
+"I'm learning the business," was the quiet reply. "This is an old
+established Board with notions of its own, and it's not going to be
+dictated to by new-comers. But you wait, my friend, and you'll find
+before long I'll be getting my own way in everything here."
+
+So it proved. During the two or three years that he was Chairman of the
+Children's Committee and of a special committee that reorganised the
+hours and wages of the Board's large staff, he never lost a single
+recommendation he brought before the Board.
+
+"How is it, Mr. Crooks, that whatever you ask this Board for you always
+get?" he was once asked by Sir Edwin Galsworthy, for many years the
+Board's Chairman.
+
+Crooks returned the sally that it was because he was always right. His
+real secret was--convert the whole of your committee. A majority vote in
+committee never satisfied him. Nothing short of the support of every
+single member would suffice. Many times in committee has he adjourned
+the discussion rather than snatch a bare majority.
+
+"Let's take it home with us," he would say jocularly from the chair.
+"Perhaps after a week's thought you'll all come back converted to my
+view. If not, then you must come better prepared to convince me that I
+am wrong than you are now."
+
+The difficult and delicate work of reorganising the Labour conditions of
+the Board's workmen and attendants was at last brought to a triumph. He
+came out of the chair with the goodwill of the whole staff and of the
+entire Board of Managers. His colleagues included large employers of
+labour, eminent medical men, and retired army and navy officers. All
+agreed that he had settled for them Labour difficulties which had
+created nothing but confusion and perplexity before.
+
+Working on his invariable rule that it pays best in every department of
+work to observe fair conditions, he scored a signal success on the very
+body where before his coming Labour members were regarded as
+revolutionaries. As at Blackwall Tunnel, he gained his points without
+losing the trust or friendship of the employers of labour.
+
+The task put his administrative ability to a test which only able
+statesmen can stand. The rare faculty he has of obtaining the maximum of
+reform out of existing agencies carried him safely over every shoal.
+
+Crooks is every inch an Englishman as well as every inch a Labour
+member. He applies his Labour principles on typical English lines; hence
+his success among all bodies of Englishmen, no matter what their party
+or class.
+
+Few men have higher ideals or feel more deeply the injustice of much in
+our present-day social system, but Crooks recognises that the only way
+to get reform is to put your hand to the plough with things as they are,
+and not wait for the millennium before getting to work.
+
+He sees the crooked things of this life as keenly as anyone, but because
+the things cannot be put wholly straight in his own day he does not
+hold aloof. He does what he can in the living present to put them as
+nearly straight as existing machinery makes possible, trusting that the
+next or some succeeding generation will continue the work until the
+things are put perfectly straight at last.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+A BAD BOYS' ADVOCATE
+
+ Efforts on behalf of Diseased and Mentally-deficient
+ Children--Altering the Law in Six Weeks--Establishing Remand Homes
+ for First Offenders--London's Vagrant Child-Life--Reformatory and
+ Industrial Schools--The Boy who Sat on the Fence--Theft of a Donkey
+ and Barrow--Lads who want Mothering.
+
+
+Soon the call of the children reached his ears again.
+
+He had barely finished reorganising the labour conditions on the Asylums
+Board when he undertook a great task in the interests of the two
+thousand children who had just been placed under the Board's care. These
+children were all sufferers from some physical or mental trouble, and it
+was because they required special treatment that a Parliamentary
+Committee had recommended that they be transferred from the London
+Guardians to the Asylums Board.
+
+A comprehensive scheme had to be framed by the Board for looking after
+its new charges. Crooks gave three hard years to these children's
+well-being. During that time, as Chairman of the Children's Committee,
+he wrought some remarkable changes in the lot of the diseased and
+mentally-deficient little people handed over to the Board's keeping.
+
+New homes were set up in the country and at the seaside for the
+afflicted and convalescent children. The little people's meals were made
+pleasant, their clothes deprived of the institutional taint. They were
+free to be merry, and their laughter was better medicine than the
+doctor's.
+
+The sad lot of the mentally-deficient children, some of them little
+better than imbeciles, appealed greatly to the strong, clear-brained
+Labour man from Poplar. There were three or four hundred of these, all
+from London workhouses, the sight of whom so often reminded Crooks of
+the idiot boy who slept in his dormitory when he, as a child, was an
+inmate at Poplar.
+
+The Asylums Board was not allowed to keep these mentally-deficient boys
+and girls after sixteen years of age. The children had thus to be sent
+away only half trained, often direct to the workhouse again, from which
+they never emerged unless to be taken to an institution more hopeless
+still.
+
+Crooks conceived the idea that if the Board kept these luckless little
+people until they completed their twenty-first year it might be possible
+to give them such a training as would enable them to look after
+themselves outside, and live useful lives, instead of being a
+life-burden to the State and of no use to anyone. The Local Government
+Board agreed, and the managers now train these youthful charges till
+they reach manhood and womanhood.
+
+The experiment has already justified itself. Many a youth and maid who
+would have been left in mental darkness all their lives have by this
+longer period of training gained a glimmering of light. Their limited
+intelligence has been sufficiently developed to enable them to assist at
+earning their own living and to look after themselves.
+
+Other children under the Board's care might be said to suffer from an
+excess rather than from a lack of intelligence. On the Asylums Board
+they are known as remand children. In the police courts they are known
+as first offenders. They consist of boys and girls who, having been
+charged before a magistrate with offences which render them liable to be
+sent to an industrial or a reformatory school, get remanded for
+inquiries.
+
+At one time, pending the inquiries, these youthful offenders used to be
+detained in prison. When Crooks joined the Asylums Board they had been
+transferred to the workhouse. The influence for evil was little better
+in the one place than in the other. The one introduced them to
+criminality, the other to pauperism.
+
+"These children want keeping as far as possible from both prison and
+workhouse," argued Crooks with his colleagues. "We ought to put them in
+small homes and give them school-time and playtime, like other children,
+until their cases come before the magistrate again."
+
+So two or three dwelling-houses were taken in different quarters of
+London and adapted as Remand Homes. Crooks headed a deputation from the
+Asylums Board to the London magistrates at Bow Street to urge them in
+future to commit all remand children to the Homes. The magistrates were
+sympathetic enough, but showed it was their duty to carry out the law,
+and that the law clearly laid it down that youthful offenders under
+remand must be sent to the workhouse.
+
+"We'll alter the law, then," was Crooks's reply. "For I'm determined
+these youngsters shall no longer be sent to the workhouse."
+
+In the record time of six weeks the law was altered. It sounds
+miraculous to those who know the ways of Whitehall. Crooks's resource
+proved more than equal to red-tapeism.
+
+First the Asylums Board wrote to the Home Office. Then the Home Office
+sent the usual evasive reply. The correspondence would have gone on
+indefinitely had not Crooks waited on the Home Secretary in person.
+
+As the Labour man expected, Mr. Ritchie knew nothing about the matter,
+the Home Office officials having settled it without consulting the
+Secretary of State. Always willing to co-operate in anything that
+promised to keep children away from the workhouse, Mr. Ritchie asked
+Crooks what he had to suggest. The visitor pointed out that the Juvenile
+Offenders' Bill was at that very moment before Parliament, and that the
+insertion in that measure of an additional clause of half a dozen lines
+only would keep remand children away from the workhouse for all time.
+The Home Secretary seized the idea at once, and Crooks's suggestion
+became law the following month.
+
+The first of the Remand Homes was opened at Pentonville Road for the
+convenience of children charged at the police courts of North London and
+the East-End. Sometimes as many as fifty young offenders, boys and
+girls, can be seen there at the same time.
+
+Instead of loafing about the workhouse, as before, and becoming inured
+to pauper surroundings, they are now taught as in a day school. They
+have play in the open air and recreation indoors in the way of games and
+books. Moreover, the girls are taught to sew and knit, the boys
+instructed in manual work. Though seldom there more than a fortnight
+before being taken back to the police court, they go away cleaner,
+better informed, not without hope. And the magistrates now feel
+justified in sending about 80 per cent. of them back to their parents.
+
+A visit to this Remand Home at Pentonville will teach you disquieting
+truths about the vagrant child-life of London. These wayward youngsters
+tell their tales with startling frankness.
+
+That bright-faced lad of twelve--why is he here?
+
+"Stealing," he answers us.
+
+"What did you steal?"
+
+"Some stockings outside a shop."
+
+"Why?"
+
+"To get money for sweets."
+
+"Where did you sell the stockings?"
+
+"In a pub."
+
+"Have you ever stolen before?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"How often?"
+
+"A good many times, but never been caught before."
+
+Two of the oldest lads approached, and we questioned them.
+
+"I was took up for begging," said No. 1. "But I weren't begging--on'y
+looking for work."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"At King's Cross--me and him," pointing to his neighbour. "We was
+offering to carry people's bags when the copper come and took us up."
+
+The teacher explained that boys soliciting passengers around the big
+railway stations were becoming such a nuisance that the police sometimes
+had to take them into custody.
+
+"We didn't get hold of a man's arm and say, 'Give us threepence,' as the
+copper said," the youthful informant went on. "We was on'y looking for
+work."
+
+"How long have you been looking for this kind of work?"
+
+"We goes an' looks for it every day," said No. 2 (in shirt sleeves, like
+his pal). "And sometimes we makes half a crown, and sometimes three
+shillings a day, carrying gentlemen's bags. I've been a-doing of it five
+months. It pays better than reg'lar work, where I used to make ten
+shillings a week."
+
+No. 1 could not forget his grievance against the police.
+
+"Puts us in the cell all night," he interposed, "and gives us coffee and
+two thick slices of bread for supper. And takes us in a bumpy ole van
+to the police court in the morning along of a lot of others. Then we was
+sent here, where we has to write and read--just like going back to
+school again."
+
+Another lad was there for "stopping out all night," according to his own
+rendering. When we asked "Why?" the answer came prompt enough, "'Cos I
+likes it."
+
+"How many nights did you stay out?"
+
+"Me and them," indicating others higher up the room, "we slept behind
+the fire station four nights and then went home."
+
+"What happened then?"
+
+"Mother said nofink, but she got a stick----"
+
+He paused sufficiently long for us to take the sequel for granted, then
+added quietly:--
+
+"So I stopped out the next night."
+
+"And then?"
+
+"Then the copper came."
+
+Yes, they need "homes," indeed, these wayward youngsters, ensnared by
+the temptations of London's streets. Some are here for gambling in the
+gutter, many for playing truant, some for sleeping out, and others for
+felony. Generally they are sent home if it be a first offence, or to a
+reformatory if the case be a bad one.
+
+There are girls here, too. What of them?
+
+"Me and my sister was taken up by the police for sleeping on a
+doorstep," said one sad-eyed little maid in a blue frock.
+
+"Why on a doorstep?"
+
+"Father left us, and when mother died the landlord turned us out."
+
+True enough, and the sisters will be sent to a girls' home shortly.
+
+That is the best that can be done for the girls, especially the large
+number that are brought away from houses of ill-repute.
+
+The boys who get committed to reformatories still find themselves under
+Crooks's eye. While the Asylums Board looks after them when under
+remand, the London County Council becomes responsible once the lads are
+committed. This dual control Crooks is trying to get rid of, in the hope
+that the duty will be given wholly into the hands of one authority.
+
+For several years he was a member and at one time Chairman of the L.C.C.
+Committee that looks after the industrial and reformatory schools. The
+committee meets at Feltham, where is the largest of the institutions
+under its charge. It was rare for Crooks to be absent during his
+membership of the committee.
+
+He and Colonel Rotton, who was also Chairman for a period, could
+generally make the lads on arrival understand them without much
+parleying. Every lad, on being committed to the school by a magistrate,
+had to appear before the committee. Here are some characteristic
+dialogues:--
+
+"Well, my boy, what are you here for?"
+
+"Burglary." The burglar was nine years of age.
+
+"Well, you can't be a burglar here, but you can be a good lad. Everyone
+can be a good lad here if he likes. If he doesn't like we make him. What
+will you do?"
+
+"I fink I'll like, sir."
+
+Generally the lads do not admit their offence so readily. They are not
+always so frank as you find them in the Remand Homes. Most of them, when
+before the Committee, find excuses, like the boy who was caught with
+others stealing in a railway goods yard.
+
+"Please, sir, it weren't me at all."
+
+"We always get the wrong boy. What are you supposed to be here for?"
+
+"Fieving, sir. But I didn't do it. I were on'y sitting on the fence."
+
+"Then let this be a lesson to you. Never sit on the fence. Do you know
+the Ten Commandments?"
+
+"No, sir."
+
+"Can you say the Lord's Prayer?"
+
+"No; we wasn't taught it at the school wot I used to go to."
+
+"But you didn't go to school."
+
+"The boy wot did go told me."
+
+"Well, we'll see to it that you do go to school now."
+
+Another new-comer excused himself more ingeniously:--"Me and my mate we
+found a donkey and barrer at Covent Garden. We saw a man's name on the
+barrer, and fought if we went off wif the donkey we would git a shilling
+the next day for taking it back to him. But a copper stopped us as we
+was leading the donkey over Waterloo Bridge. So we hadn't a chance to
+take it back, as we was going to."
+
+"Very well, you must stay with us until you learn that donkeys in
+barrows are not necessarily lost."
+
+Crooks believed in giving the boys plenty of play and plenty of work.
+Nearly all their offences he believed to be due to excess of vitality.
+They had never had a chance of working it off in a proper way before.
+Besides, many of the lads needed mothering. It was always his regret
+that he could not persuade his colleagues on the Committee to adopt a
+system he found in vogue in the Moss Hill industrial school in Glasgow.
+When visiting that institution he was agreeably surprised to find about
+a dozen "mothers" on the staff. If a lad tore his coat or pulled off a
+button, he knew which particular "mother" to run to in order to be
+patched up.
+
+"I have always said, and shall always continue to say," he states, "that
+reformatory schools ought to be made a State charge entirely. If there
+is any part of the community that can be called a national debt, it is
+this class of poor, misguided lads who, if they were properly cared for,
+would soon become a valuable national asset."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+PROUD OF THE POOR
+
+ The Handy Man of Poplar--Peacemaker among his Neighbours--Piloting
+ the Author of "In His Steps" through the Slums--Difference between
+ a Street Arab and a Prince--Object Lesson for a Professor of
+ Political Economy--How the Poor help the Poor.
+
+
+During these years the saying grew up among his neighbours that nothing
+happens in Poplar without someone running to Will Crooks about it. His
+little house at 28, Northumberland Street, to the north of East India
+Dock Road, was the gathering ground of all kinds of deputations and of
+troubled individuals seeking advice on every subject under the sun. He
+was a court of appeal in family troubles as well as on public questions.
+
+A small girl came to the door one night with the announcement:
+
+"If you please, father's took to drink again, and mother says will Mr.
+Crooks come round and give him a good hiding?"
+
+Appeals like that of an old labourer who could neither read nor write
+became common. The old man stood sobbing on the step without a word when
+Crooks's youngest daughter opened the door. Instinct told her it was her
+father that was wanted, and she called him.
+
+"Well, old Charley, what's the matter now?" when Crooks recognised his
+caller.
+
+"She's turned me out again," came the words between sobs. "If you would
+on'y go and speak to her, Mr. Crooks, and put in a word for me! She
+ain't half a bad wife, you know. It's on'y her temper and me as don't
+agree."
+
+He invited the aggrieved husband inside, going off himself alone, to
+return in half an hour with the news that the road was now clear.
+
+About a month later in the main road he was hailed from over the way.
+The old labourer came hobbling towards him.
+
+"Ah, Mr. Crooks, I don't know what yer said to my ole woman that night,
+but she's bin a perfect angel since."
+
+What Crooks had said was simple enough. On reaching the court he found
+the good wife gossiping.
+
+"Here's Mr. Crooks!" cried the little company of women as he approached.
+
+He spoke no word, but with a mysterious air beckoned the aggressive wife
+aside.
+
+"Heard the news about your old man?" he asked with a long face.
+
+Assuming the worst, she immediately began to weep into her apron.
+
+"It's my fault, Mr. Crooks," she whimpered. "He often threatened to
+drown hisself, but I never thought he'd go and do it!"
+
+And then again, amid broken sobs:--"I've al'ays bin a good wife to him,
+Mr. Crooks."
+
+"Yes, I know you have; and he knows it, too. He's often told me what a
+splendid wife you are. But you shouldn't cheek him so. You take my
+advice and coax him a little; coax him, and then you'll find you can do
+what you like with him afterwards. Why, bless you, if it hadn't been for
+some of us he might have drowned himself to-night. Now you just give him
+a good supper, like a sensible woman, when we send him home, and begin
+coaxing him from this very night. And, mind, not a word about this to
+anyone, for fear you excite him again."
+
+When again he met the old labourer it was evident the good relations
+were growing.
+
+"Give her a treat last Saturday afternoon, Mr. Crooks--a fair knock-out.
+Took her for a 'bus ride to Ludgit Circis, and showed her the Thames
+Embankmint. Never seen anyfink so fine in all her life. Nearly made her
+faint. When she got home she dropped into a chair and said, 'I feel I
+could die now, Charlie, after that.'"
+
+"And you?"
+
+"I said, 'If you talk like that I'll go for Mr. Crooks again.' That
+fetched her round, 'pon me honour."
+
+The good people of Poplar expect Crooks to meet all their needs. It was
+not very inspiring to be knocked up in the middle of the night and find
+a carman groaning at the door.
+
+"Oh, Will, I'm that bad with the spasms!"
+
+"Why don't you go to the doctor?"
+
+"I've bin to him and he ain't done me no good. I thought as how if
+you'd come along with me he'd be sure to give me the right stuff."
+
+Later in the same week the man's wife arrived breathless in the early
+morning. "Would Mr. Crooks come at once?"
+
+"What's happened now?"
+
+"Dick took a drop too much at the 'Ship' last night, and when he come
+in, me having gone to bed, he mistook the paraffin oil bottle for his
+medicine. Two whole spoonfuls he took, Mr. Crooks, and we've only found
+it out this morning. He says he must see you now afore he dies."
+
+Curious ideas are held as to what Crooks's duties are. One irate citizen
+declared to his mates that he was done with Will Crooks for ever. He was
+appealed to for the reason.
+
+"Why," said he, "there's our sink bin stopped up nigh on three weeks,
+and he ain't bin round yet!"
+
+All who labour and are poor in Poplar look upon Crooks as the unfailing
+friend. The coal-man crying coals in the street all in vain, one morning
+hails him in passing:--
+
+"Wot's wrong with people this morning, Mr. Crooks? One would think I was
+selling tombstones!"
+
+Another day it is the chimney-sweep who stops him.
+
+"Talk about the County Council's schools in Poplar, Mr. Crooks; I calls
+it a scandal, I does."
+
+"What's the matter?"
+
+"Sending their chimbleys up to Bethnal Green to be swept instead of
+employing local labour!"
+
+The callers at his house were in no sense confined to his neighbours.
+One day it would be C. B. Fry, the cricketer, another day G. K.
+Chesterton the critic--neither of them for the first time; and again
+George R. Sims, Beerbohm Tree, Lord and Lady Denbigh, Miss Gertrude
+Tuckwell, Father Adderley, Bernard Shaw, Earl Carrington, and the Rev.
+Charles Sheldon from the United States--to mention but a few of the men
+and women of widely different walks of life who are pleased to number
+him among their friends.
+
+Mr. Sheldon called soon after the great boom of "In His Steps." On
+several occasions Crooks piloted him through the slums of the East End.
+While looking round a typical court the American minister asked one of
+the women when they had seen a parson there.
+
+The answer came, "We ain't seen no parson down here since we lived here,
+fifteen years."
+
+"I don't wonder that people are bad," remarked Mr. Sheldon to Crooks.
+"The wonder is that people are so good as they are."
+
+Before returning to America Mr. Sheldon sent Crooks a parting note,
+ending, "I shall always remember you as you stand, 'in the thick of it,'
+for the rights of little children and brother men."
+
+Outsiders who visit Crooks find him precisely the same man as his
+neighbours find him. He has personal friends in the Peers' House as well
+as in the Poor's House, but his manner changes not in the company of
+either.
+
+This characteristic trait in Crooks led Mr. Chesterton, in his book on
+"Charles Dickens," into an instructive comparison:--
+
+
+ The English democracy is the most humorous democracy in the world.
+ The Scotch democracy is the most dignified, while the whole
+ _abandon_ and satiric genius of the English populace come from its
+ being quite undignified in every way. A comparison of the two types
+ might be found, for instance, by putting a Scotch Labour leader
+ like Mr. Keir Hardie alongside an English Labour leader like Mr.
+ Will Crooks. Both are good men, honest and responsible and
+ compassionate, but we can feel that the Scotchman carries himself
+ seriously and universally, the Englishman personally and with an
+ obstinate humour. Mr. Keir Hardie wishes to hold up his head as
+ Man, Mr. Crooks wishes to follow his nose as Crooks. Mr. Keir
+ Hardie is very like a poor man in Walter Scott. Mr. Crooks is very
+ like a poor man in Dickens.
+
+
+A little incident bears out Mr. Chesterton to the letter. While Crooks
+was showing a party of titled people at their request round some of the
+dark corners of Poplar he was greeted as usual by all the children
+playing in the streets. Seizing the blackest of them he presented the
+youngster to one of the ladies of the party, a well-known peeress.
+
+"If this little chap," said he, "was as clean as I could wash him and as
+well dressed as you could dress him, what difference would there be
+between him and a little prince?"
+
+After the party had finished their round of inspection somebody
+suggested tea.
+
+"It's no use looking for swell tea shops in Poplar," said Crooks. "But
+if you care to come with me, my wife will just be getting tea ready for
+the children coming home from school, and no doubt we can find a corner
+for you at the same table."
+
+And straightway he led them to Northumberland Street and into his own
+house without warning, where they shared with the children at the deal
+table in the kitchen.
+
+Sometimes for whole weeks together in the black days of distress he
+could never finish his breakfast without being called to the door to
+advise an out-of-work man or some sorrow-laden woman, or to deal with
+some case of starvation that brooked no delay.
+
+Of course he often defied the laws of political economy. That is
+sometimes the only way to prevent people dying from want. A learned
+professor of political economy, whose name I am not at liberty to
+mention, was converted to some part at least of Crooks's view in a
+single morning. The Professor called on him during a winter of hard
+times, and Crooks showed him how some of his neighbours were living.
+
+"Hunger we can sometimes stand, 'cos we gets used to it," they heard
+from one woman, surrounded in her bare tenement by lean and shivering
+babies; "but to be frozen with cold on the top of the hunger--that's the
+thing that makes yer squirm, guv'nor--ain't it, Mr. Crooks?"
+
+Then the Labour man led the Professor to a slum court. On the muddy
+ground in the far corner a woman sat weeping.
+
+"She ain't been living here long, Mr. Crooks," volunteered another woman
+from her doorstep. "Her husband's no work, and this morning she were
+a-sending her four children to school without a bite, so I calls 'em in
+here, and shared out wot we was having for breakfast."
+
+"And what was that?" asked the Professor.
+
+The woman seemed to resent the question from a well-dressed stranger.
+
+"It weren't ham and eggs," she said, curtly.
+
+"Tell my friend here what you gave them, Mrs. B----" Crooks requested.
+
+"Well, it's just like this here, Mr. Crooks," she said apologetically.
+"My man's out of work hisself, and we on'y had one loaf, so I cuts it up
+between her children and mine."
+
+"Why is she crying now?"
+
+"She ain't been used to it like some of us, and it's all along of her
+wondering where the children's next meal is a-coming from."
+
+As the two men came away, "I'm proud of the poor," said Crooks. "And I
+declare it's a dirty insult for outsiders to say that these people are
+degraded by the feeble efforts I make as a Guardian to give bread to the
+hungry. It's nothing to what they do for each other. That woman sharing
+her last loaf with another woman's children is typical of what you'll
+find in every street and corner of Poplar where the pinch of hunger is
+felt."
+
+The Professor walked on silently.
+
+"What are we to do for them?" resumed the Labour man. "Sometimes people
+as badly off as these we have just seen come to my house in the early
+morning, begging me as a Guardian to give their children bread before
+they send them to school. Sometimes they bring their children with them
+as though to prove by their hungry eyes the truth of what they tell me.
+
+"And I say to them, 'You shouldn't come to me; you should go to the
+relieving officer.'"
+
+"And they reply, 'But what are you Guardians for? We've been to the
+Mayor, and he refers us to the Guardians. We go to the Guardians, and
+they refer us to the relieving officer. We go to the relieving officer,
+and he tells us to attend the relief committee. We inquire about the
+relief committee, and find it doesn't meet for two or three days.
+Meanwhile, what are our children to do for bread?'
+
+"Do you think," Crooks went on to ask the Professor, "that I can finish
+my own breakfast, or that any other man could with a spark of feeling in
+him, after being called to the door to listen to these pleadings morning
+after morning? Do you think, after these daily experiences, that I care
+how the outside public and the Press attack us because we as Guardians
+dare to spend public money in saving these people from starvation?
+
+"What is a Board of Guardians to do, with its awful responsibilities and
+its awful obligations, during such distressful winters as Poplar
+sometimes witnesses? Remember, we Guardians live among the poor. We are
+not carriage folk who can return to the West End and talk about the poor
+over dinners of a dozen courses. What else can we do but try to keep the
+bodies and souls of these poor people together in times of trade
+depression and cold weather?"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE FIRST WORKING-MAN MAYOR IN LONDON
+
+ Elected Mayor of Poplar--"No Better than a Working-man"--Shouted
+ Down at the Mansion House--The Lord Mayor Defends Him--Refusing a
+ Salary--Slums and Fair Rent Courts--Fighting the Public-House
+ Interests--Crying not for the Moon, but for the Sun.
+
+
+In November, 1901, Crooks was chosen to be Mayor of Poplar. In this, as
+in all his public offices, he was not the seeker, but the sought-after.
+Of the many public positions he has filled, not one has come of his own
+seeking. It has always been at the earnest solicitation of others that
+he has gone into office. Moreover, the request in every instance but one
+has come from working-men.
+
+The proposal to put him forward for Mayor was made to him before he had
+been a member of the Poplar Borough Council many months. The Labour
+Party was barely half a dozen strong on the Council, so that even with
+the support of the Progressives it was extremely doubtful whether he
+could command a majority of votes. This he pointed out in reply to his
+party's entreaties. Since his arguments were all unavailing, he agreed
+at last to be nominated, making one very emphatic condition. That
+condition was, that were he elected there should be no talk of paying
+the Mayor a salary.
+
+Any of the London Borough Councils can vote a salary to the Mayor, and
+in some of the boroughs £300 and £500 a year was being paid. Crooks felt
+he could better retain the confidence of his neighbours, and better meet
+the criticisms of opponents, by refusing a Mayoral grant entirely.
+Besides making this the condition of his nomination, he influenced the
+Borough Council, some few days before the Mayor was to be elected, to
+pass a resolution declining to pay a salary.
+
+On the night the new Mayor was elected there were some curious scenes
+both inside and outside the Municipal Buildings. To be Mayor in
+Coronation Year seemed to be the desire of half the public men in the
+kingdom. There were several aspirants in Poplar, and when the number was
+reduced to two, Crooks's name was one of them.
+
+Twice amid the greatest tension in the crowded Council Chamber the
+voting on the two names resulted in a tie. Twice the retiring Mayor
+appealed to the Council to come to a decision without his casting vote.
+Since nothing would alter the equality of the votes, the Mayor finally
+hit upon the device of writing both names on separate slips of paper and
+drawing one at random from a covered bowl.
+
+Meanwhile, the tension had become too much for some burly working-men in
+the public gallery. They could be heard blubbering. When you looked up
+you saw them mopping their grimy faces with red-spotted handkerchiefs
+or the ends of their scarfs.
+
+These men, with many of their mates, had crowded into the Council
+Chamber on their way home from the engineering yards and railway goods
+sidings in Millwall and from all the neighbouring docks. Those who could
+not get inside formed a dense crowd in the streets below. As the news
+was brought out from time to time, how two ballots had been taken and
+the votes were still equal, a silence strange and solemn fell upon the
+massed crowds surging round the Municipal Buildings in the lamp-lighted
+streets.
+
+Soon the silence gave way to a roar of working-men's voices.
+
+"Crooks has got it!"
+
+"Our Will's made Mayor!"
+
+"God bless the Mayor!"
+
+Among that rough-jacketed company could be seen men falling on each
+other's necks. And as they streamed homeward in all directions the
+streets of Poplar echoed with the cry that lingered far into the night,
+"Will Crooks is Mayor!"
+
+He was the first Labour Mayor in London. As such he did not make the
+mistake of trying to fill the office like the ordinary middle-class man.
+He faced all the world essentially as a working-man Mayor. He showed how
+well a workman can carry out the administrative and ceremonial duties
+inseparable from the office. In doing that he dispelled for ever the old
+illusion that only men of means can become mayors.
+
+"What d'yer think?" he overheard a tradesman's wife ask another in
+disgust. "They've made that common fellow Crooks Mayor! And he no better
+than a working-man."
+
+"Quite right, madam," he interposed, raising his hat as she turned
+round, crimson, and recognised him. "No better than a working-man!"
+
+It was evident, too, that at first certain of the other metropolitan
+mayors thought him a common fellow, far beneath their notice. The first
+occasion that saw him in their midst was a conference of mayors at the
+Mansion House. It was convened by the Lord Mayor to consider
+arrangements for the Coronation Dinner to the Poor. Crooks listened for
+an hour to all kinds of suggestions put forward by men who knew little
+about the poor before rising at last to make a proposal of his own.
+
+The instant he rose there was a howl of disapproval.
+
+"Sit down--sit down!" "Who are you?" "We want none of your opinions."
+"Sit down--sit down!"
+
+The wrath of some of these funny little functionaries at the idea of a
+Labour man daring to address them was something he laughed at for a long
+time after. Several of them had lost their heads entirely at being
+invited to discuss a matter which so closely concerned the King and
+Queen. The very presence of a Labour man at such an august gathering was
+felt to be an insult.
+
+They drowned his voice each time he attempted to speak, until it began
+to dawn upon them that instead of gaining favour with the Lord Mayor,
+who was in the chair, they were incurring his displeasure.
+
+"Gentlemen," he cried, "I protest against this conduct. I call upon _my
+friend_, Mr. Crooks, to speak."
+
+You should have seen their faces then! They had forgotten that the Lord
+Mayor (Sir Joseph Dimsdale) and Crooks had been colleagues together for
+years on the County Council.
+
+Having got a hearing, the Labour man spoke evidently very much to the
+point. Sir Thomas Lipton, who represented the King at that and the
+subsequent conferences, declared afterwards that the one mayor in London
+who seemed to know what was wanted was the working-man Mayor of Poplar.
+At any rate, the final arrangements for the King's Dinner were left to a
+small sub-committee, of which Crooks was unanimously elected one by the
+body that first tried to howl him down.
+
+The illusion that working-men cannot make mayors died hard. It lingered
+last in the columns of the _Times_. Crooks had been in office several
+months when that journal called public attention to the fact that the
+Mayor of Poplar lived in a house "only rated at £11 a year." From this
+circumstance the _Times_ drew the rash conclusion that a man so poor
+could not necessarily fill the office of mayor properly.
+
+After this, nobody could be surprised at the wild mis-statements that
+followed. The _Times_ went on to say that before Crooks's election the
+Labour Party of Poplar seemed to think his income of £3 10s. a week
+insufficient for the mayoralty, and that they started a movement "in
+favour of paying future mayors of the borough a salary at the rate of
+from £500 to £1,000 a year."
+
+How completely the facts tell a different story has already appeared.
+What movement there was in Poplar for paying a salary originated with
+the previous mayor, Mr. R. H. Green, a large employer of labour. Mr.
+Green did not wish for a salary himself, being a man of means; he was
+only anxious that his colleagues should understand that he favoured the
+principle. His successor, the Labour man, was equally anxious his
+colleagues should understand that he did not favour payment.
+
+The real facts were placed before the _Times_, but although its original
+mis-statements were copied into several other newspapers and led the
+_St. James's Gazette_ to publish a foolish leader on the subject, the
+_Times_ offered neither an explanation as to how it fell into its
+culpable error nor an apology for its amazing exhibition of bad taste.
+
+In reality, his position as Mayor was strengthened by his refusal to
+take a salary. He stated in an interview in the _Daily Telegraph_
+towards the end of his year of office:--
+
+
+ I have only had to do what I have done in every other position I
+ have held--let people understand that I have nothing to give away.
+ Since my position has become generally known people have let me
+ alone, except when I get an appeal like this one--to support a
+ football club as a lover of British sports and pastimes. Nobody
+ seems to think the worse of me for refusing.
+
+
+To the last, however, he was not forgiven by many people for daring to
+be poor. A worthy lady at a church sewing-party in a London suburb
+became very indignant at the mention of the name of the Labour Mayor of
+Poplar. One of the members present--to whom I am indebted for the
+incident--happened to make an incidental reference to Crooks. "It's a
+shame, I say, to let such people be made important," cried the good lady
+with much feeling, stopping for a moment her work of making garments for
+the church bazaar. "Look how they interfere with business. My husband
+used to get fifteen per cent. from his Poplar property before they made
+that man Crooks Mayor. Now, what with being compelled to spend so much
+on repairs and new drains, it's as much as he can do to get ten per
+cent."
+
+When Crooks heard of the incident, he said he had little doubt the
+husband was an ordinary decent man who invested in poor property,
+because, as house investment agencies sometimes state in their
+advertisements, it pays better than any other kind.
+
+"Probably he is one of that large class who leave the collection of the
+rents and all control to agents. That is why slum property has paid so
+well in the past. It has been neglected. Nothing has been spent on
+ordinary repairs. Whatever expense we as a Municipal Council may put the
+owners to in order to make their property healthy, is strictly regulated
+by law. We cannot go beyond the letter of the law. The reason why
+investors in slum property have reaped such a rich harvest in the past
+is because neither they nor the local authorities have carried out the
+law.
+
+"No man with ordinary sentiment can own slum property and collect his
+own rents. A flint-hearted agent generally has control. I know such a
+one well. If the tenant does not pay up by Saturday he waits and watches
+round the corner on Sunday morning. As soon as he sees the wife turn out
+to buy a piece of meat or a few vegetables from a coster's stall for
+Sunday's dinner, he pounces down on her and demands her few pence on
+account.
+
+"It's so easy to run away from responsibility by simply saying, 'This is
+a mere investment, and I am not concerned with the tenants.'
+
+"A very wealthy man who owns a lot of small houses in Poplar had his
+attention called to the hardship inflicted by the heavy increase in
+rents. He was told that a widow whose rent had just been doubled would
+have to seek parish relief if the new demand were enforced. 'My dear
+good fellow,' said the owner, 'I leave these matters to my agent. I
+don't want the woman's money. Look here,' pulling a handful of
+sovereigns out of his pocket. 'Why should I care about the woman's rent?
+I leave these trifles to my agent, and never interfere.'
+
+"Can you wonder that so many of our people are driven to drink and
+immorality?" Crooks went on after telling this incident. "Sweated as
+they are for rent in this way, they begin to live in an unholy state of
+overcrowding. House speculators, Jewish and English, gamble with the
+people's homes. Nearly every time a house changes hands the rent is
+raised. The overcrowding is thus made worse than ever. The family living
+in three rooms takes two. The family in two rooms pushes its furniture
+closer together and goes into one.
+
+"Surely something should be done by the State to prevent this gambling
+with poor people's rents. I would like to see Fair Rent Courts, where
+the rents could be fixed in fair proportion to the value of the house.
+Something of the kind has been done in Ireland; why not in England?
+
+"One thing is certain: the more crowded the home is, the more convenient
+becomes the public-house, with its welcome light and deceptive
+cheerfulness tempting the wretched. Of course, in theory it is easy to
+argue that the poorer the man the more reason there is that he should
+not place in the publican's till the money that ought to be spent on
+food. I fear few of us would retain the moral courage to resist if we
+had to eat, live, and sleep in the same room, sometimes in the company
+of a corpse for several days."
+
+Property owners were not alone in their opposition to the Labour Mayor.
+The publicans almost in a body were ranged against him. Nor was this
+only because of his uncompromising attack on the drink interests as
+such. It was mainly because he insisted on public-houses being rated on
+the same principle as the grocer's shop or the working-man's
+dwelling-house.
+
+For several years before his mayoralty he had been Chairman of the
+Poplar Assessment Committee. He found that while small tradesmen and
+householders were rated to the full market value of their shops and
+dwellings, public-houses were very much under-assessed. He therefore
+persuaded the Committee, in face of all that the publicans said and
+threatened, to raise their assessments to the proper scale. The
+publicans brought the whole strength of their organisation against him,
+briefing counsel in appeals and subsidising opposition candidates at the
+local elections. This kind of thing had no fears for Crooks. His policy
+prevailed.
+
+Sorely though the problem of housing vexed him, he rarely came away from
+a slum visit without some instance of quaint humour. On one occasion he
+was called into a tenement when the woman told him to mind the hole in
+the floor.
+
+"Why don't you ask the landlord to repair it?" he asked.
+
+"I did tell him about it," she answered in despair, "but he only said,
+'What! the floor fallen in? Why, you must have been walking on it!'"
+
+He feels keenly that we are allowing the English working-class home to
+be broken up by the gambling of speculators. By the time the gamblers
+are finished, it will be found they have broken more than the poor man's
+home. It will be found they have broken the English race.
+
+The cost to the municipality of preventing the existence of slums is
+small, he maintains, compared with the cost to the Poor Law authority of
+dealing with the human wreckage that slums create. He brought out this
+fact in a striking way in a paper he read before the Central Poor Law
+Conference at the Guildhall. His subject was "Pauperism and
+Overcrowding." He estimated from a study of the official returns that
+overcrowding and insanitation in the homes of the poor threw an
+additional expenditure on the Poor Law every year in London of about
+£134,000. He obtained this figure by estimating the number of people
+forced into workhouse infirmaries or requiring the outside attendance of
+the parish doctor owing to sickness solely caused by slumdom.
+
+As regards the inmates of public asylums, he showed that London was
+involved in a still heavier yearly outlay. The number of such inmates
+per thousand inhabitants of London varied from 1.9 in the healthy
+districts to 10.1 in the overcrowded districts. The mean rate was 4.7.
+The numbers above this mean rate were all found in the slum quarters. By
+adding them up he arrived at a total of 2,700 people who were forced
+into asylums as the results of ill-housing. It cost London £70,000 a
+year to maintain this number in asylums. He further argued that an
+additional sum of half a million sterling must be put down as
+representing the cost of providing the necessary asylum accommodation
+for these 2,700 inmates, the creation of our slums.
+
+"So if the public refuse to spend a few hundreds on improving the homes
+and conditions of the poor, they are compelled to spend tens of
+thousands after the slums have robbed their denizens of health and
+reason. I know some of the poor do not live the cleanest and best lives.
+They live down to their environment. And if we don't improve the
+environment, then, apart from all the higher considerations, we are
+penalised for our neglect by having to pay for their care and keep in
+asylums and infirmaries.
+
+"We Labour men are sometimes accused of crying for the moon. No; we are
+crying for the sun, and before we are finished we mean to get a little
+more sun into the homes and hearts of the people."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+THE KING'S DINNER--AND OTHERS
+
+ A Dinner to the Labour Mayor--The Mayoress--The King's Twenty-five
+ Thousand Guests--The Prince and Princess of Wales at
+ Poplar--Organising a Coronation Treat for Children--A Little Girl's
+ Thanks--At the Lord Mayor's Banquet in a Blue Serge Suit--The Mayor
+ of Poplar's Carriage at St. Paul's--A Testimonial on Quitting
+ Office.
+
+
+Since the Labour Mayor was debarred by what he called his "chronic want
+of wealth" from entertaining at his own expense, the Poplar Labour
+League decided to entertain him at a dinner on their own part by way of
+commemorating his election. Directly the project was talked about,
+friends of his of all classes expressed a wish to attend.
+
+The dinner was given on January 11th, 1902. An old Chartist was in the
+chair, Mr. Nathan Robinson, one of the Mayor's colleagues on the London
+County Council. Lord Monkswell sat at the same table with stevedores and
+gas-workers. Some of the Mayor's fellow-workers on the Asylums Board
+fraternised with some of the Mayor's fellow-workers on the Labour
+League. Nearly every trade and every church in Poplar were represented.
+Dean Lawless of the Roman Catholics, the Rev. Mr. Nairn of the
+Presbyterians, and Father Dolling of the Anglicans, sat at meat together
+for the first time in their lives, drawn by the engaging personality of
+the Labour Mayor.
+
+"I must just write a word of congratulation on our dinner of Saturday,"
+wrote Dolling from St. Saviour's Clergy House a couple of days later. "I
+think it was just splendid. It is given to few men to gain the respect,
+confidence, and esteem--I might say the affection--of friends and foes,
+colleagues and opponents. God grant you strength and perseverance."
+
+The same spirit breathed through a letter from the Roman Catholic
+Dean:--"God bless you and God speed you; and also your gentle wife, the
+Mayoress."
+
+Mrs. Crooks, by the way, filled the office of Mayoress with a quiet
+dignity and grace that won everyone's regard. As her husband stood
+primarily as a working-man Mayor, she too as Mayoress made no pretence
+at being other than a working-man's wife. She could be seen cleaning her
+own doorstep as housewife in the morning and taking part in some public
+function as Mayoress in the afternoon.
+
+The day the appointment was announced a journalist from an evening paper
+went down to Poplar, hoping evidently to find the new Mayoress greatly
+elated. He seemed surprised to find her so busy in the kitchen preparing
+the children's dinner that she had barely time to grant him the
+interview he sought.
+
+"Why should you think it would make any difference to us?" she asked
+him, with natural simplicity. "Dad will just be the same plain and
+cheery Will Crooks that he has always been. Of course, we'll do our best
+as Mayor and Mayoress, but it will simply be as ordinary
+working-people."
+
+With perfect self-possession and a modest, dignified bearing, which
+remained the same when she was receiving the Prince and Princess of
+Wales as when attending a conference of working women, Mrs. Crooks
+carried out her duties as Mayoress of Poplar and won good opinions on
+every hand.
+
+The unbounded pride of the poor in their Mayor was something to
+remember. For the first time they became conscious of a personal tie
+between themselves and a public office that previously had always seemed
+far removed from them. They followed him admiringly. They hovered about
+his door until the Mayoress despaired of keeping the step clean. If they
+could obtain a momentary glimpse of him in his robes and chain, or
+better still, pass a few words with him, it was something to boast of.
+Speculation as to where he kept the mayoral chain reached the length of
+one wild suggestion that he put it under his pillow at night.
+
+On the Sunday morning that the Mayor and Council went in state to the
+parish church, nearly all Poplar turned out to honour the occasion. The
+streets were lined with spectators as for a royal pageant. Work-people
+alone would have filled the spacious church of All Saints four or five
+times over could they have obtained admission.
+
+Even the children at the Poor Law school at Forest Gate, four miles
+away, joined in the chorus of congratulations.
+
+"The boys and girls here have toasted your election as Mayor with cheers
+that you might almost have heard at Poplar," wrote the superintendent.
+"We all feel that in a way we have some share in your new dignity."
+
+Coronation year was a busy year for the London mayors. Crooks, who had a
+great share in organising the King's Dinner to the Poor of the whole of
+London, carried through the local arrangements in Poplar for feeding
+twenty-five thousand without a hitch. It is notorious that the
+deplorable muddle which marked the dinner arrangements in some of the
+West End boroughs brought a Royal request to the mayors for an
+explanation.
+
+The King had made known his intention to visit Poplar during the dinner.
+It is known how his illness prevented him from leaving Buckingham Palace
+on the memorable Saturday. The Prince and Princess of Wales, on behalf
+of the King, attended the two or three centres he had arranged to visit.
+Much to the consternation of metropolitan mayors in wealthier districts,
+who were competing among themselves to secure the Royal visitors, the
+Prince and Princess went to Poplar.
+
+The King's guests, we have seen, numbered twenty-five thousand in Poplar
+alone. Of these, three thousand dined under a great awning in the Tunnel
+Gardens, one of the open spaces Crooks had secured for the borough. The
+Mayor passed among the motley throng like a benediction, receiving the
+good-natured chaff of the men and their wives concerning his gold-laced
+hat and scarlet robe. Only one of the three thousand, a steward, was
+inclined to be cantankerous, though not in the Mayor's hearing. Pointing
+to Crooks with a carving-knife he said to his companion:--
+
+"I wonder he ain't ashamed of himself. Why couldn't we have had a
+gentleman for mayor like Morton? I've been a sheriff's officer myself,
+and I call it a disgrace to Poplar."
+
+He changed his tone when the Prince and Princess of Wales arrived and
+were formally received by the Mayor and Mayoress, before going round the
+tables, chatting and joking with Crooks.
+
+"Well, that takes the cake!" said the ex-sheriff's officer in amazement.
+"There's the Prince of Wales talking to that fellow Crooks just as
+though he was talking to a gentleman!"
+
+Later on the mayors of other London boroughs, chiefly out of their own
+private purses, gave a special Coronation treat to the children. It
+looked as though the children of Poplar, in the absence of a wealthy
+mayor, would receive no such favours.
+
+Crooks met the need by a public appeal. Nearly £300 was subscribed,
+chiefly by local employers and residents, enabling the Mayor to
+entertain about eight thousand children. Some five thousand were divided
+among four garden parties. Infants to the number of three thousand were
+entertained at their own schools. All the crippled children in the
+borough were taken in brakes to Epping Forest for the day.
+
+A couple of days later Crooks received through the post an unsigned
+letter in a child's large round hand-writing. This is what it said:--
+
+
+ All the little boys and girls in our school want to thank you for
+ the very nice party we had in honour of the King's Coronation. Some
+ of us had chocolate and very nice medals, and all the school had
+ cakes, lemonade, fruit, sweets, and a little medal. We had sports
+ in the playground and prizes for those who won the races. And we
+ all enjoyed it very much.
+
+ Please accept the best thanks from the children of the Infants'
+ School, Wade Street.
+
+
+He tells many amusing stories about the mayoralty. An ardent admirer
+chased him over half of Poplar one night, following him from the Town
+Hall to a chapel bazaar and from the bazaar to a Labour meeting,
+guarding carefully under his arm a brown paper parcel. At last he saw
+his chance of getting a private word with the Mayor.
+
+"Pardon me, Will, but I've just heard as how you've been asked to dine
+at the Mansion House with all the other mayors. And I thought I'd like
+to offer to lend you my ole dress suit. I couldn't abear the thought of
+our Mayor not looking as good as the other blokes. 'Tain't much to speak
+of, Will"--unfolding the parcel--"but perhaps your missus can touch it
+up a bit."
+
+Crooks did not go to the City banquet on that occasion. It was not until
+three years later that, on the invitation of Lord Mayor Pounds, he
+attended the Ninth of November banquet at the Guildhall. Then he turned
+up in his blue serge suit, which, in a way, made him one of the most
+conspicuous figures present, since all the other guests were in Court
+dress, uniform, or ordinary evening dress. A crowded company in the
+reception room broke out into rounds of applause when the Labour man in
+his plain attire walked down the room after being announced. He was
+received in the most cordial way by the Lord Mayor and Lady Mayoress.
+
+He had an amusing experience in connection with a State service at St.
+Paul's, to which he was invited as Mayor of Poplar.
+
+"I took train to the City, and was walking towards the Cathedral when a
+cabman from my own district accosted me.
+
+"'I say, Mr. Crooks, let me give you a lift up to the Cathedral, so that
+I can get a chance to see what's going.'
+
+"'All right,' said I; and I got into his cab, and was driven up with as
+much dignity as the cab and horse could command.
+
+"The cabman then rode away and took up his position in waiting. The
+service over, all the titled people crowded out, and there was an eager
+demand for carriages. A stout policeman at the door called out the
+names.
+
+"'The Duke of ----'s carriage.' 'The Mayor of Westminster's carriage.'
+'Lady ----'s carriage.' And so on, as each swell conveyance rolled up.
+Then, when the policeman learnt who I was, he yelled, 'The Mayor of
+Poplar's carriage.'
+
+"Up drove my cabby with his growler.
+
+"'Take that thing away!' shouted the policeman. 'Make room for the
+Mayor of Poplar's carriage.'
+
+"'Who yer getting at?' said cabby mischievously. 'This _is_ the Mayor of
+Poplar's carriage.'
+
+"'All right, constable,' I said, as I went down the steps; 'that's my
+cab.'
+
+"The policeman immediately began to apologise. Cabby said he wouldn't
+have missed the fun for fifty quid."
+
+At the Coronation ceremony at the Abbey, to which all the London mayors
+were invited, Crooks asked to be exempt from wearing Court dress. The
+King sent him the exemption he asked for.
+
+"I attended the Abbey in my mayoral robes, and when the ceremony was
+over I escaped from the crowd as quickly as I could, and was going to a
+house near by to take off my robes. I found myself in Dean's Yard, which
+was quiet and almost deserted, save for a few youngsters.
+
+"'I say, Tom, here's the King,' I heard one of them remark as I
+approached.
+
+"'That ain't the King,' said a second youngster; 'that's the Dook of
+Connort.'
+
+"'Garn! he ain't no royalty!' said another of the lads. And looking up
+into my face, he asked, 'Who is yer, guv'nor?'
+
+"The question was more than I could stand, and I had to hurry away
+laughing heartily."
+
+His year of office was pronounced by opponents and supporters to be a
+triumphant success. From the very first the Labour Mayor proved that he
+knew his duties. He had not been in office long before he obtained a
+gift of £15,000 for the building of three additional public libraries
+for Poplar. As an administrator he brought about many changes in the
+Borough Council's methods of doing work, introducing into the municipal
+life of Poplar something of the business-like methods of the L.C.C.
+
+How far his efforts succeeded is shown by the presentation made to him
+and Mrs. Crooks at the close of the mayoral year. All parties on the
+Borough Council combined in a gift of silver plate to the Mayoress, and
+an illuminated address to the Mayor.
+
+"Had we only known what a good mayor you would have made, Mr. Crooks,"
+said one of the Conservative members, "we should never have opposed your
+election."
+
+In thanking his colleagues on behalf of himself and his wife, Crooks
+closed his speech with these words:--"We are as poor now as when we
+began, but money cannot buy the satisfaction we possess. We have had
+opportunities of being useful, and we have done the best we could with
+our opportunities. As I have lived, so I hope to end my days--a servant
+of the people."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+THE MAN WHO PAID OLD AGE PENSIONS
+
+ Address to the National Committee on Old Age Pensions--Paying
+ Pensions through the Poor Law--A Walk from West to East--The Living
+ Pension and the Living Wage--Scientific Starvation under
+ Bumbledom--Defending the Living Pension at the L.G.B.
+ Inquiry--Poplar "a Shining Light."
+
+
+With several other Labour leaders, Crooks was invited to join the
+National Committee on Old Age Pensions that arose out of Mr. Charles
+Booth's Conferences at Browning Hall. Mr. Richard Seddon, on his last
+visit to England, described at one of the conferences the New Zealand
+experiment.
+
+It was news to all the members of the Committee to hear Crooks unfold
+the details of a scheme differing largely both from Mr. Booth's and Mr.
+Seddon's. It was one that had been forced upon him after much reflection
+and experience.
+
+"For two or three generations the working classes of this country have
+been asked to vote for Doodle or Foodle and Old Age Pensions. The
+elector of to-day, like his father and grandfather before him, is still
+waiting for the fulfilment of the promise. It seems a vain hope. He,
+too, like those before him, may die of old age still waiting, perhaps
+ending his days in the workhouse.
+
+"Now I for one have got tired of waiting. I've commenced to pay
+pensions already. I maintain that it is both lawful, and right to pay
+pensions through the Poor Law. And I intend to go on paying them, and to
+urge others to pay them, until Liberal and Conservative politicians
+cease deluding the people by promises and establish a State system."
+
+He put forward his scheme before many other assemblies. To the argument
+that this is only a system of "glorified out-relief," he makes answer,
+"So are most pensions. At the risk of outraging the feelings of
+economists, I hold that out-relief to the poor is no more degrading than
+out-relief to the rich. We hear no talk of endangering the independence
+of Cabinet Ministers or of Civil Servants when they are paid old age
+pensions.
+
+"It is argued the poor have the workhouse provided for them. True; but
+was it not Ruskin who pointed out that--
+
+
+ The poor seem to have a prejudice against the workhouse which the
+ rich have not; for, of course, everyone who takes a pension from
+ Government goes into the workhouse on a grand scale; only the
+ workhouses for the rich do not involve the idea of work, and should
+ be called playhouses. But the poor like to die independently, it
+ appears. Perhaps, if we make the playhouses pretty and pleasant
+ enough, or give them their pensions at home, their minds might be
+ reconciled to the conditions.
+
+
+"Look down as you may on these veterans of almost endless toil, but
+don't forget they have made our country what it is. They have fought in
+the industrial army for British supremacy in the commercial world and
+obtained it. The least their country can do is to honour their old
+age."
+
+The twofold character of Crooks's Poor Law policy has already appeared.
+While he wants to make life in the workhouse less like life in prison,
+he is also anxious that all worn-out old men and women, who have friends
+to look after them, should be kept as far from the workhouse as
+possible.
+
+"To do that means the granting of a pension. Call it outdoor relief if
+you like, but at the same time call the Right Honourable Gerald
+Balfour's and Lord Eversley's pensions outdoor relief.
+
+"At any rate, relief must be on a more generous scale than it usually is
+if you are going to keep honourable old people out of the workhouse.
+Failing that, out-relief has a tendency to perpetuate sweating. Mr.
+Chaplin was not alone in deprecating inadequate out-relief. The Aged
+Poor Commission, of which the King was a member, reporting in 1895,
+called attention to the ill-effects of inadequate out-door grants and
+suggested that the amounts be increased."
+
+In one of our many walks together about the streets of London, I
+remember with what animation and depth of feeling he discussed this
+subject. We began somewhere in Westminster with the intention of taking
+a 'bus at Charing Cross. We found ourselves still walking eastward as we
+passed Temple Bar, and then agreed to mount a 'bus at Ludgate Circus. We
+were still on our feet as we went through St. Paul's Churchyard, so
+decided to walk on to the Bank. But he forgot everything but the poor
+again until we stopped our walk for a moment at Aldgate Church. Before a
+'bus could arrive he was deep in the subject again, and almost
+mechanically resumed walking. And so, on through Whitechapel and Stepney
+and Limehouse into Poplar, he discoursed earnestly all the way on the
+need for poor people's pensions.
+
+"Since I prefer to call out-relief a pension," he said, "I'm going to
+see that it is a real pension, and not a dole. Inadequate out-relief
+gives the sweater his opportunity. A sympathetic half-crown a week to a
+worn-out old woman making shirts at ninepence the dozen has the effect
+of dragging the struggling young widow with a family of children down to
+accepting the same price. It sometimes takes a whole week to earn
+one-and-six, so little wonder that the pinch of hunger sends many a
+young widow to the devil. We may preach that the wages of sin is death,
+but life isn't worth living at all to many people. An unknown hell has
+no more terrors to them than an awful earth.
+
+"How would I stop this? I would stop it by making it impossible for the
+old woman to be the unconscious instrument in encompassing the ruin of
+the young woman. The old woman cannot live on a half-crown dole from the
+Guardians; so to make a shilling or two more she undercuts the young
+woman, and the sweater gets them both at reduced wages. Now if the old
+woman deserves help at all, the help ought to be sufficient to keep her
+without the necessity of falling into the sweater's net and dragging
+others with her. The help must be a pension on which she can live. It
+ought not to be a dole on which she starves."
+
+"Then you stand for the Living Pension as well as for the Living Wage?"
+
+"Precisely. But nearly all pension schemes, like most out-relief
+systems, fix the allowance at a starvation figure. Sums of four or five
+shillings won't save old people from hardship. For example, we have in
+the Poplar workhouse old pensioners who received as much as six
+shillings a week. They found they couldn't live outside on that, and so
+had no alternative but the House. Only the other day there was another
+six-shilling pensioner admitted to the House. He had struggled on
+outside in his one room, selling and pawning his few things bit by bit
+to eke out a living until he hadn't a stick left. So, although receiving
+a pension of six shillings a week, he was forced into the workhouse."
+
+"Do you find the same thing happening in regard to old people assisted
+by a friendly society or a trade union?"
+
+"Occasionally we do," answered Crooks. "The other day, for instance, a
+superannuated trade unionist came before the Board, an old man blunt in
+speech and not without independence.
+
+"'We understand you have a pension of six shillings a week,' says the
+Chairman.
+
+"'That's all right, guv'nor. But how could you pay three shillings a
+week out of that for the rent of our one room and then you and the wife
+live on the rest?'
+
+"Take another case," resumed Crooks as we crossed Commercial Road. "A
+fine-looking old woman enters the relief committee room, scrupulously
+clean but poorly clad--a splendid specimen of a self-respecting
+honourable old English woman.
+
+"'Now, my good woman, what can we do for you?'
+
+"'Well, sir, we've nothing left in the world, and I've come to see if
+you can assist us?'
+
+"'Where's your husband?'
+
+"'He's ill in bed to-day. He's turned seventy-three. I'm seventy-five
+myself. We've been living on his club money until now. He had six
+months' full pay and six months' half-pay. That's as much as the club
+allows. Now we've got nothing. He worked up to a little more than a year
+ago; At seventy-three he can't work any longer.'
+
+"'We are very sorry,' says the Chairman, 'but the Poor Law practice is
+to ask old people like you to come into the workhouse.'
+
+"'Anything but that, sir,' pleads the old lady tearfully. 'Both of us
+over seventy; we should feel it so much now after working all our lives.
+We can look after ourselves outside if you can give us a little help.'
+
+"Here, then, you have an honest, hard-working old couple still faced
+with nothing but the workhouse, although they have been thrifty and done
+everything which the political promoters of old-age pensions say ought
+to be done. We made full inquiries, and for a time at least we thought
+we would meet their wishes and let them live outside. We gave them six
+shillings a week, and watched the case carefully. We saw that to eke out
+existence, one by one their articles of furniture were going. Struggle
+and strive as they did on their six shillings a week, they would have
+been compelled to come into the House ultimately after a few further
+stages of this system of scientific starvation if we hadn't found
+outside help for them from another quarter."
+
+"You want, then, to base out-relief, like an old-age pension, on the
+Living Wage principle?"
+
+"No other plan will work. No other plan is just," he said in his earnest
+way. "The out-relief ought to be the pension. There are a lot of old
+people receiving out-relief grants of three or four shillings. What is
+the result? They toil and struggle and pine outside on an amount which
+barely keeps body and soul together. They reach the workhouse at last,
+as a rule, through the infirmary. That means they break down and have to
+get medical orders for admission. It has been proved that thirty per
+cent. of the people in Poor Law infirmaries are suffering ailments of
+some kind or other due to want of proper nourishment.
+
+"That is what I mean when I say that the present Poor Law, as Bumbledom
+would administer it, has nothing better to prescribe than scientific
+starvation to old people who refuse the House. If one is foolish enough
+to grow old without being artful enough to get rich, this world is the
+wrong place to be in.
+
+"When old age comes to working people, both thrifty and unthrifty have
+in most instances to turn to one of two things--precarious charity or
+the Poor Law. Charity is a splendid exercise for many people, but no law
+or custom exists compelling its practice. Now the Poor Law can be
+enforced; only it has been used to terrorise the poor. The State sets up
+a system to save old people from starvation, and then allows it to be
+used to perpetuate starvation.
+
+"It won't do. So long as we have this system, I'm going to make not the
+worst use of it, but the best use of it. And I believe in paying old-age
+pensions through the Poor Law. The Poor Law ought not to degrade any
+more than the Rich Law degrades under which Ministers and officers of
+the State receive their pensions. Why do I say pay pensions through the
+Poor Law? Because it is here. It is something to begin with at once. It
+is the thin edge of the wedge of a system of universal old-age pensions,
+free and adequate."
+
+Pending the adoption of some national system, he practises in Poplar the
+policy he urges in public, that of paying a living pension through the
+Poor Law.
+
+His policy received unexpected endorsement in a letter sent to him by an
+old woman of eighty-three in a provincial town. She wrote to him in the
+summer of 1906 at the time others were attacking him for his policy.
+
+
+ Your noble efforts on behalf of penniless old people like me I see
+ are being condemned in some of the papers. They can't know the
+ facts. I was managing very comfortably until the Liberator crash
+ took away my income. I started a small school and maintained myself
+ until I was seventy. After that I was no good for work. What I
+ should have done I don't know had it not been for a few friends
+ who, like yourself, believe in out-relief grants of sufficient
+ amount to keep a person living; and they persuaded the Guardians to
+ help me. I thank you for the fight you are making on behalf of
+ hundreds of helpless old people like myself. May the King soon call
+ you Sir Will Crooks.
+
+
+He was examined at some length on his Living Pension policy at the Local
+Government Board Inquiry into the Poplar Guardians' administration. He
+admitted that old people over sixty receiving out-relief in Poplar were
+costing the borough a sixpenny rate.
+
+"I say it is wicked to compel us," he stated in evidence, "to maintain
+out of our local rates these old people who ought to be a charge--as I
+have said hundreds of times, and repeat--for the whole metropolis or for
+the nation rather than the locality. These industrial veterans are
+thrust upon us in Poplar to maintain, notwithstanding that most of the
+wealth they created has been enjoyed by people who live elsewhere, and
+thus escape their share of the burden of maintaining their old workers
+in old age. But because this unjust state of things exists, are we, with
+a full sense of our responsibility, to tell these broken-down old
+workers that we refuse to bear the burden ourselves, and that they must
+do the best they can?"
+
+Then followed a rapid fire of questions and answers between himself and
+the legal representative of the Poplar Municipal Alliance.
+
+_Q._--Is not that rather a dangerous doctrine? If local authorities
+generally allowed their sympathies to carry them into acts not
+contemplated by their constitution and their powers, what do you think
+the general result would be?
+
+_A._--It _is_ contemplated by our constitution. We are here to relieve
+distress. We are created for that purpose.
+
+_Q._--Do you say there is any machinery or power in the Poor Law which
+authorises you to give allowances which are, in fact, old age pensions
+to these people?
+
+_A._--It allows us to give out-door relief. You can call it what you
+like.... We cannot refuse to give people help and assistance in old age.
+
+_Q._--I am not quarrelling for a moment with the proposition in the
+abstract; I am quarrelling with your method of carrying it out in your
+local machinery.
+
+_A._--Tell me what you would do--leave them to starve on the streets?
+
+_Q._--I suggest, is it not a dangerous doctrine for local authorities to
+exceed their statutory powers?
+
+_A._--I assure you we have never done anything of the kind, and I
+challenge you to prove it.
+
+_Q._--I ask you to show me any authority for a grant continuously of,
+say, ten shillings a week to these old people?
+
+_A._--The Local Government Board issued an order dealing with the
+matter.
+
+The Inspector:--You rely on Mr. Chaplin's circular?
+
+_A._--Yes, with regard to the treatment of the aged and deserving poor.
+That circular reads:--
+
+
+ It has been felt that persons who have habitually led decent and
+ deserving lives should, if they require relief in their old age,
+ receive different treatment from those whose previous habits and
+ character have been unsatisfactory, and who have failed to exercise
+ thrift in bringing up their families or otherwise. The Local
+ Government Board consider that aged and deserving persons should
+ not be urged to enter the workhouse at all unless there is some
+ cause which renders such a course necessary, such as infirmity of
+ mind or body, the absence of house accommodation, or of a suitable
+ person to care for them, or some similar cause; but think they
+ should be relieved by giving adequate outdoor relief. The Board are
+ happy to think it is commonly the practice of Boards of Guardians
+ to grant outdoor relief in such cases, but they are afraid that too
+ frequently such relief is not adequate in amount. They are desirous
+ of pressing upon the Boards of Guardians that such relief should,
+ when granted, be always adequate.
+
+
+That is our authority for what we are doing.... For once in a way one
+can say this Inquiry at least will be an enlightening one.
+
+_Q._--I hope it will, Mr. Crooks.
+
+_A._--I am sure it will.
+
+_Q._--To other places than Poplar?
+
+_A._--I hope so indeed. Poplar will be a shining light in the days to
+come.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+ELECTION TO PARLIAMENT
+
+ Labour Candidate for Woolwich--Lord Charles Beresford describes
+ Crooks as a Fair and Square Opponent--How the Election Fund was
+ Raised--Crooks recommended by John Burns as "Wise on Poor
+ Law"--Half-loaf and Whole Loaf--"Greatest By-election Victory of
+ Modern Times."
+
+
+On the morning of February 19th, 1903, the Press stated that
+considerable excitement was created in London on the previous day by the
+announcement that Lord Charles Beresford had been offered the command of
+the Channel squadron, and that he was about to resign his Parliamentary
+seat in Woolwich.
+
+A few days later the genial admiral, from a public platform, was bidding
+good-bye to his constituents and introducing to them the Conservative
+candidate in the person of Mr. Geoffrey Drage. He took occasion to throw
+out the warning that the opposition candidate was a strong man, whom he
+knew to be a fair and square opponent.
+
+The reference was to Crooks. He had been adopted as Labour candidate
+some few weeks previously. The invitation sent to him by the Woolwich
+Labour Representation Association was a unanimous one. It surprised him
+to receive it, since his association with Woolwich--on the other side
+of the Thames two miles below Poplar--was a very slight one. When he
+accepted the invitation it was believed there would be at least two
+years to prepare for the General Election. The Labour candidate had
+barely made his _début_ before the by-election was announced.
+
+Nobody but the little band of Labour men in the constituency believed in
+Crooks's chances. The honours had fallen so easily hitherto to the
+Conservatives. Lord Charles Beresford got the seat without a contest.
+Sir Edwin Hughes before him was returned unopposed in 1900, while for
+sixteen years previously he held the seat by majorities averaging more
+than two thousand. The majority at the previous contest (which took
+place in 1895) reached 2,805.
+
+Faced with this formidable figure, Crooks entered upon the contest with
+all his usual zeal and good humour. There was first the difficulty of
+the election expenses. The Labour Association quickly raised £200 from
+among its members. It soon became evident, however, that before the
+Labour Party could get in touch with the sixteen thousand voters on the
+register and meet the returning officer's fees, a sum four or five times
+as large as that would be needed.
+
+An appeal to the public was sent out by the Association, signed by S. H.
+Grinling, M.A. (chairman), W. Barefoot (treasurer), and A. Hall
+(secretary). The appeal was taken up by the _Daily News_, which opened a
+Woolwich Election Fund. In about a fortnight that paper raised £1,000.
+Contributions poured in from all classes, in every part of the kingdom,
+accompanied by a chorus of well-wishes of which any public man might
+indeed be proud.
+
+As from day to day the amounts were acknowledged in the _Daily News_,
+one saw side by side with the modest two shillings from "Four workers"
+£10 from Lord Portsmouth. Among the shillings and sixpences from working
+women and girls appeared £5 from Lady Trevelyan, and a list of
+subscriptions from Father Adderley, containing one "From a lady in lieu
+of a new hat." The day "Two Chalfont lads" sent "a bob each," two sums
+of £50 were acknowledged from the Right Hon. Sydney Buxton and Mr.
+George Cadbury. The authors of "The Heart of the Empire," with a gift of
+£25, shared the same spirit with "A Leominster working-man," who
+forwarded three shillings, and "Four working men of Cirencester," who
+sent four shillings between them. Dr. Clifford, the Rev. Stopford
+Brooke, and Canon Scott Holland swelled the list, together with old
+Labour Members of Parliament like Mr. T. Burt and Mr. H. Broadhurst.
+
+"A fellow worker of Mr. Crooks on the Asylums Board" was responsible for
+£10, while colleagues of his on the London County Council contributed
+about £100 between them.
+
+From Porchester Square came a substantial cheque with an unsigned note
+written in the third person, to this effect:--
+
+
+ The lady who sends the enclosed is nearly eighty-four, and
+ therefore cannot offer any help in person, but she most heartily
+ wishes Mr. Crooks success in his brave fight, as she has for a long
+ time past desired to see more Labour representatives in the House
+ of Commons.
+
+
+The campaign went on merrily. The magnetic personality of the Labour
+candidate drew to his side every Progressive section in the
+constituency. It was not only that working-men threw themselves into the
+fight with Herculean energy, but the temperance societies and the
+churches of nearly every denomination became enthusiastic in his
+support.
+
+They seemed to share the same estimate of the candidate as Mr. Keir
+Hardie, who wrote to the electors describing Crooks as "a first-class
+fighting man, and the best of good fellows, who would, if returned,
+bring credit and honour to the constituency."
+
+Mr. John Burns went down to Woolwich to pay his tribute in person. With
+the Labour candidate he addressed a mass meeting of over five thousand
+electors in the Drill Hall, while crowds surged outside the doors,
+delaying the tram traffic in the streets. Mr. Burns fell into glowing
+periods in his eulogy of his old colleague:--
+
+
+ Woolwich has in Mr. Crooks a man who not only carries a banner
+ which typifies a cause, but honours the army for which he works. By
+ his tolerance and sweet-tempered geniality, he has united the
+ Progressive forces of Woolwich as they have never been united
+ before. In securing what is possible to-day, Mr. Crooks never
+ forgets his ideal, but with a brotherly love and Christian charity
+ pursues the line of least resistance in a way which Labour has not
+ always shown.
+
+
+Before sitting down, Mr. Burns took occasion to tell his five thousand
+hearers that among other reasons why he was there to commend their
+candidate was because Crooks was "wise on Poor Law."
+
+As the contest developed, Crooks found that much the same kind of thing
+was being said against him as he had heard during his mayoralty in
+Poplar. He told one of his public meetings:--
+
+"Lovely ladies are already going about with lovely stories. As they
+canvass for my opponent they tell the elector or his wife that the rates
+will go up if a Labour candidate is elected. They say that because he is
+a poor man he will have to be paid a salary of £500 a year out of the
+rates. You tell these alluring ladies that Will Crooks has been in
+public life for fourteen years, and has never had a penny from the rates
+all the time. Tell them further that if he remains in public life
+another fifty years, he will still never have a penny from the rates."
+
+Evidently those good ladies had not read his election address. There he
+stated:--
+
+"I have no desire to enter Parliament unless it be for the opportunities
+it may afford me of continuing and extending my life's work. If I can
+further the well-being of my country by assisting in the developing of a
+nation of self-respecting men and women, whose children shall be
+educated and physically and mentally fitted to face their
+responsibilities and duties, I shall be content.
+
+"I therefore ask those of you who believe that the greatness of our
+Empire rests on the happiness and prosperity of its people to consider
+carefully the importance of the present election.
+
+"I am of opinion that a strong Labour Party in the House of Commons,
+comprised of men who know the sufferings and share the aspirations of
+all grades of workmen, is certain to exercise greater influence for good
+than the academic student."
+
+As the day of the poll (March 11th) drew near, confident hopes of
+victory began to be entertained by many outside the Labour Party. The
+most telling election cry used by his supporters was innocently supplied
+by the opposition candidate, Mr. Drage, a gentleman who at one time sat
+with Crooks on the Asylums Board. At one of his public meetings early in
+the campaign, Mr. Drage attempted to justify certain low wages paid in
+the Woolwich Arsenal by remarking that half a loaf was better than no
+bread.
+
+The Labour Party seized upon the words at once. "No half-loaf policy for
+us; we want the whole loaf," was their immediate retort.
+
+From that moment the loaf became the feature of the fight. As Free Trade
+and Protection were also to the front, the loaf had a double
+significance. Crooks's supporters carried about the streets, on the end
+of poles, loaves and half-loaves to represent the rival policies. "F. C.
+G.," in one of his _Westminster Gazette_ cartoons, represented Crooks
+standing firm and solid on the whole loaf, while his opponent balanced
+himself with some temerity on a tottering half-loaf.
+
+Polling day dawned hopefully. Sunshine illumined the streets, while the
+Labour candidate's carriages filled them. For once a Labour man
+out-classed a Conservative in the number and style of his conveyances.
+Friends of Crooks sent four-in-hands, motor cars, two-horse carriages,
+traps, drags, vans, coal-carts, and donkey shays. The bakers of the
+district had made thousands of miniature loaves about the size of
+walnuts, which were in evidence everywhere. With stalks through them,
+these loaves were sold in the streets and shops for a penny. Men wore
+them in their buttonholes, boys in their caps, and women on their
+dresses as a symbol of the Labour man's policy of the whole loaf.
+
+Victory had been hoped for, but victory such as that achieved was beyond
+the wildest dreams. A Conservative majority of 2805 was turned by Crooks
+into a Labour majority of 3229--"the greatest by-election victory of
+modern times," as the _Speaker_ described it. The actual poll was:--
+
+
+ Crooks (Labour) 8687
+ Drage (Conservative) 5458
+ ----
+ Majority 3229
+
+
+[Illustration: WILL CROOKS ADDRESSING AN OPEN-AIR MEETING IN BERESFORD
+SQUARE DURING THE WOOLWICH BYE-ELECTION IN 1903.]
+
+To the little company of supporters of both parties assembled in the
+counting room of the Town Hall, Crooks turned after the declaration of
+the result, and proposed the usual vote of thanks to the returning
+officer. He added:--
+
+"May I say, now that I am elected Member for Woolwich, that it will be
+my aim and desire to serve all sections of the people of Woolwich,
+including, of course, those who voted for Mr. Drage, as well as those
+who voted for me. So far as Mr. Drage and myself are concerned, we shall
+still retain the same friendship we have had for years."
+
+In seconding the vote, Mr. Drage congratulated Mr. Crooks on the great
+victory he had won, and assured him that their friendship had not been
+shaken by the campaign.
+
+A roar from the streets told that the news had reached the waiting
+crowds. The new Member with his wife and a few friends passed out of the
+Town Hall into the midst of the multitude. It was only by the aid of the
+police, who opened a passage through the serried ranks, that Crooks was
+able to reach the market square by the Arsenal gates, where it had been
+arranged he should speak.
+
+It was then nigh on midnight, but when he mounted a cart he looked out
+on a sea of faces in the glare of improvised torches and the street
+lamps such as had never been witnessed at that hour in Woolwich before.
+
+Amid the exuberant joy of this multitude, it was in vain he tried to
+speak. One sentence only, sharp and clear, broke in between the
+cheering:--
+
+"To-night Woolwich has sent a message of love and hope to Labour all
+over the country."
+
+Not another word could be heard. Finally he gave up the attempt to
+speak. The crowd was content to roll out its cheers. These increased in
+volume when someone from the dark mass passed up a large bouquet of
+flowers to Mrs. Crooks.
+
+So the curtain fell on a great fight. Mrs. Crooks, with her presentation
+bouquet, the happiest woman in England. The crowd of workers, who felt
+that a workers' battle had been won and a new hope arisen. And the new
+Member of Parliament, very tired, cheery, undisturbed, desirous only
+that the efforts of those who had assisted should be gratefully
+acknowledged and no undue credit given to the vigorous and magnetic
+personality who had focussed all the enthusiasm and driven it forward
+into an unprecedented victory.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+ADVENT OF THE POLITICAL LABOUR PARTY
+
+ Congratulations--A Letter from Bishop Talbot--Bar-parlour
+ Opinion--The Press on the Victory--The Birth of a Party--An
+ Opponent of the South African War.
+
+
+Before Crooks went down to the House of Commons on the following day, he
+had a busy morning opening telegrams to the number of two or three
+hundred.
+
+Mr. John Burns, Mr. Keir Hardie, Mr. David Shackleton, wired their
+congratulations from the House of Commons. Other messages came from
+trade unions and groups of working-men and working-women in various
+parts of the country. Among them were telegrams from dockers at
+Middlesbrough, coopers at Birmingham, postmen in London, engineers at
+Newcastle, and cycle-makers at Coventry.
+
+These well-wishes from the ranks of Labour poured in simultaneously with
+congratulations from Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, the Hon. Maud
+Stanley, Lord Tweedmouth, Mr. Beerbohm Tree, and many ministers of
+religion.
+
+The late Sir Wilfrid Lawson, as was his wont dropped into verse. He
+wired from Carlisle:--
+
+
+ Hurrah! The future brighter looks;
+ We worry on by hooks and Crooks.
+ Oh, what a heavy, heavy blow
+ Last night you struck on Jingo Joe!
+
+
+From the Bishop's House, Kennington, S.E., Dr. Talbot wrote:--
+
+
+ I wish, as one to whom, as its Bishop, the affairs of Woolwich are
+ of great interest, to offer you my sincere good wishes for your
+ Parliamentary course.
+
+ I am aware that by so writing at this moment I may risk
+ misunderstanding and seem to "worship the rising sun," and that you
+ may not care for words when there were not deeds in support.
+
+ But I venture to risk this: and to trust you to take as genuine
+ what is genuinely said. I think you are the man to do this.
+
+ I cannot but feel and I desire to express great satisfaction that
+ the needs and interests of Labour should have their representative
+ in one who has given such proof of desire to work and suffer for
+ the welfare of his fellow-men as you have done.
+
+ All that I have heard of you commands my admiration and respect. It
+ will be a great pleasure to find there are occasions when we may
+ co-operate for the public welfare in Woolwich.
+
+ Had the Bishop of Bloemfontein--Chandler--been in England, I might
+ have asked him for an introduction to you; as it is, may our common
+ friendship for him serve the purpose.
+
+ You will come into Parliament with great power from your character
+ and experience, and as the representative by such a majority of
+ such a place. May you seek, and may God Almighty give you, the
+ wisdom and strength to use rightly this great position.
+
+
+To turn from the Bishop to the bar-parlour will help us to preserve the
+balance of things human. While Dr. Talbot was sending his blessing from
+the Bishop's House, there came a chorus of good-wishes from nearly every
+public-house in Woolwich. This was all the more remarkable because
+Crooks had made the constituency hold its sides with laughter over the
+innumerable stories he told during the campaign against beer-drinkers.
+Those who laughed the loudest were the drinkers themselves, admitting
+while so doing they had never heard a teetotaler put the case against
+them so well before.
+
+It was a great delight to Crooks to learn that even the regular tipplers
+were saying among themselves that "although that chap Crooks don't spare
+us blokes, he's the man for our money."
+
+One conversation reported to him from a public-house a few days after
+the election was certainly quaint and amusing. The narrator was the best
+of mimics. He told how the subject of the election was introduced by "a
+long thin man with a sheeny nose," who had just come in.
+
+"Well," began the new-comer, without any preliminary, "I've read 'The
+Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World,' but I tell you Woolwich licks
+the lot."
+
+"What about Napoleon Bonaparty?" ventured one of the company.
+
+"Bonaparty? What did Bony do? Why, ten years after Wellington won
+Waterloo things was back worse than they was before."
+
+"I thought Bill Adams won the battle of Waterloo," called out a voice
+from the corner bench.
+
+"You shouldn't think; it might hurt yer head."
+
+"D'yer reckon as Crooks is bigger nor Bony was?" inquired the first
+questioner.
+
+"Certainly I do," said the long thin one, severely. "What did Bony do?
+Why, he made men fight for him. But what did Crooks do? Why, he taught
+men to fight for themselves and their families. See? Bony built his
+house on the sands, and the tide of humanity has washed it away. Now
+Crooks taught us men to build our own house, and nothing can destroy it
+while we stick together."
+
+To the new Member there came in due time congratulatory messages from
+Europe, America, South Africa, and Australia. Children also sent him
+their well-wishes--children are always writing to Crooks--one letter
+being signed by a whole family of them in Plumstead with their ages set
+out like stepping-stones after each signature. This "little household,"
+as they called themselves, told him how eagerly they had "watched the
+papers," and how glad they were he had won.
+
+One only of the many letters that poured in sounded a despondent note.
+It was signed by two desolate old women who lived together in Poplar.
+
+"We have just heard," they wrote, "you have been elected Member for
+Woolwich. Does this mean you are going to leave Poplar? If so, please
+give up Parliament, for who have we to look to for help if you go away?"
+
+Some of his supporters were anxious to serve him in a practical way.
+The workers at a tailoring establishment in Woolwich asked him to allow
+them to make him a suit of clothes "as a thank-offering for the splendid
+victory." When a fortnight later they sent the suit it was with an
+expression of "regret that it is not like our esteem--warranted not to
+wear out."
+
+The Press all over the country was profoundly impressed by the result.
+The Liberal papers for the most part were too eager to hail it as a blow
+at the Conservative Government to see its true significance. The
+Conservative papers, in attempting to lessen its effect on their own
+party, got nearer to the real meaning that lay behind the victory.
+
+As the _Times_ put it:--
+
+
+ The result ... means that the questions bound up with the existence
+ of an organised Labour Party which have been hitherto regarded as
+ chimerical are coming to the front in practical politics.
+
+
+The _Pall Mall Gazette_ also got near the mark:--
+
+
+ Mr. Crooks's return is first and most obviously an indication of
+ the growing strength of the idea of an organised Labour Party, such
+ as under the name of Socialism is so potent a force in Continental
+ politics.
+
+
+For Woolwich was the first manifestation to the public of the birth of
+the political Labour Party.
+
+The election came within a few weeks of the famous Newcastle conference
+of the Labour Representation Committee, whose delegates represented over
+a million organised workmen in the country. That was the conference
+which decided on the absolute independence of the Labour Party. Almost
+the first duty of its secretary, Mr. J. R. Macdonald, on his return from
+Newcastle was to issue an appeal "to everyone in London interested in
+the formation of a Labour Party in the House of Commons to go to
+Woolwich to help Mr. Crooks."
+
+The best explanation of the striking Labour triumph was given by Crooks
+himself in the _Daily News_:--
+
+"The workman is learning after years of unfulfilled pledges and broken
+promises of the usual party stamp that before he can get anything like
+justice he must transfer his faith from 'gentlemen' candidates to Labour
+candidates. The workman has seen how the 'gentlemen' of England have
+treated him in the last few years--taxed his bread, his sugar, his tea;
+tampered with his children's education, attacked his trade unions, made
+light of the unemployed problem, and shirked old-age pensions.
+
+"What the workman has done in Woolwich, you will find he will do in
+other towns."
+
+His prophecy was fulfilled within three years. The General Election of
+1906 saw Labour men for the first time returned for two or three dozen
+constituencies, some with the greatest majorities known to political
+history. As the amazing results poured in from day to day, with their
+three and five and even six thousand majorities, a prominent public man
+declared at the time:--"This is the Party that was born at Woolwich."
+
+One significant phase of the Woolwich by-election was emphasised by the
+_Speaker_. Here, in a district where the majority of workers earn their
+daily bread in the Government Arsenal, a man was elected who had
+bitterly opposed the South African war, which from the material
+standpoint had brought a period of prosperity to Woolwich without
+parallel. The _Speaker_ went on to say:--
+
+
+ Mr. Crooks was among the sturdiest and most outspoken opponents of
+ the war and its objects, and a man who survived that ordeal may be
+ trusted to stand to his colours in the next emergency. He was a
+ conspicuous member of what was called the "Pro-Boer" party. He was
+ one of the orators at the famous Trafalgar Square meeting that the
+ jingoes broke up.
+
+
+In the pages of the same weekly journal the new member for Woolwich
+wrote an article on the Labour Party. "The Labour Party," he said, "is
+quite a natural result of the failure of rich people legislating for the
+poor. The one hope of the workman is a strong Labour Party.... The
+Labour Member has nothing but his service to give in return for support.
+Perhaps he is dependent on his fellows for his maintenance until Payment
+of Members is secured. The continued selection of rich men for
+working-class constituencies is a perversion of representation, and
+quite as absurd as it would be to attempt to run a Labour candidate for
+the aristocratic West-End division of St. George's, Hanover Square."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+THE LIVING WAGE FOR MEN AND WOMEN
+
+ Crooks's Maiden Speech--A Welcome from the Treasury Bench--Demand
+ for a Fair Wage in Government Workshops--Advocating the Payment of
+ Members and the Enfranchisement of Women--Crooks's Hold upon the
+ House.
+
+
+A fortnight after his election to Parliament, Crooks made his maiden
+speech. He called attention to the fact that the Government was allowing
+portions of the national workshops at Woolwich Arsenal to remain idle
+while it was giving work that could be done in them to outside
+contractors.
+
+"I do not know how it appears to other hon. members," he told the House,
+"but it seems to me that every department of a Government which claims
+to be a business Government ought to have the right to make the first
+use of all the resources which the nation has placed at its disposal
+before considering outside contractors.... The contractors have fairly
+good representation in this House, and many things are to be said in
+their favour; but the Government has no right to use the money of the
+nation in building machinery and then to allow it to stand idle in the
+interests of outside firms, no matter who they are or what influence
+they may have."
+
+In the opening words of his reply, the Minister for War (Mr. Brodrick)
+said he was sure that whatever their opinion as to the views of the hon.
+member (Mr. Crooks), all sections of the House would welcome his
+appearance in debate on a subject on which he was so fully informed.
+
+The same day Crooks called the attention of the House to the low wages
+paid to labourers in the national workshops.
+
+"I maintain that it is not cheap for the Government to pay men 21s. per
+week, although other employers may be able to get them for that amount.
+If the men had more money they would be able to get better house
+accommodation, and the ratepayers would be saved the substantial sums
+now paid under the Poor Law for medical orders for people brought up in
+over-crowded homes. The President of the Local Government Board knows
+that in consequence of over-crowding in London, hundreds of such medical
+orders go to people living under unhealthy conditions, impossible to
+avoid when the family depends on this weekly wage of 21s. paid to
+Government employees. Such earnings are barely sufficient for food, let
+alone shelter. An order has been issued by the Local Government Board
+instructing Guardians to feed the inmates of workhouses properly. The
+minimum scale laid down for persons in workhouses is of a character that
+no man with a family can approach if he is only earning 21s. a week.
+What I urge is that the men in the employment of the State should have
+a Local Government Board existence, if nothing else--that the men in the
+national workshops should no longer have to live on a lower food scale
+than that prescribed for workhouses."
+
+Before he had been in Parliament a month, he got an opportunity to
+introduce a proposal in favour of the payment of members. The House was
+well filled when he rose to move the following motion:--
+
+
+ That, in the opinion of this House, it is desirable and expedient
+ that, in order to give constituencies a full and free choice in the
+ selection of Parliamentary candidates, the charges now made by the
+ returning officer to the candidates should be chargeable to public
+ funds, and that all members of the House of Commons should receive
+ from the State a reasonable stipend during their Parliamentary
+ life.
+
+
+He addressed the House at some length on this motion. Here is a summary
+of his speech:--
+
+
+ There was a good deal of talk about there being absolute equality
+ in this country, but there was, as every member knew, only one way
+ of getting into the House, and that was by spending substantial
+ sums of money. A considerable sum of money was spent in securing
+ his election, but he did not have to find a farthing of it. The
+ cash was subscribed openly and freely. But he had often heard it
+ asked when a poor man was standing: "Who is finding your money?"
+
+ Only the other day he saw the following advertisement in the
+ _Yorkshire Post_:--
+
+ M.P.--A gentleman, thirty, holding a responsible
+ position in London, desirous of entering Parliament,
+ wishes to meet with an affectionate and wealthy lady,
+ view matrimony. Genuine. Highest credentials.
+
+ It might be suggested that men would go into the House of Commons
+ simply to make a living out of it. But was there not in the present
+ House more than one member who made a pretty good thing out of the
+ privilege of being able to attach the magic letters "M.P." to their
+ names? However that might be, he ventured to assert that the
+ administrative capacity of this country had never yet been properly
+ tapped.
+
+ It was said a man needed to be trained for political life. Yes, but
+ where? Was it at the University? Was it by taking a double first at
+ Oxford or Cambridge that he would turn out a great law-maker, or
+ was it by constant contact with humanity? He had seen in the Press
+ an observation to the effect that it was all very well for Labour
+ to have its representatives in Parliament, but what did they know
+ of those great historic and important questions which so vitally
+ affected the interests and welfare of the nation? His answer to
+ that was that it was infinitely more important to the average
+ industrial worker of this country that the conditions of life
+ should be bettered, and that an opportunity should be given for men
+ to enter the House who knew what he wanted.
+
+ He was one of those who believed that practical knowledge of
+ working men would prove exceedingly helpful in the deliberations of
+ the House. There were too many academically-trained men and too few
+ practical men engaged in the government of the country. He had been
+ in touch with working-men for years and years; he had sat with them
+ on administrative bodies, and his experience was that one touch of
+ nature was worth infinitely more than all the academic training
+ Oxford or Cambridge could give.
+
+
+The speech was listened to with sympathetic interest, frequently
+producing laughter and cheers. The motion, however, was talked out by
+the Government's supporters.
+
+In his election address Crooks had shown that he wanted women to have
+the vote. It was with much satisfaction, therefore, that he introduced
+the Women's Enfranchisement Bill prepared by the Independent Labour
+Party. The second reading not having been reached when the Session
+closed, the Bill fell through. Similar measures which have his support
+have been introduced since. He hopes they will be brought forward
+regularly until a woman's right to the franchise is recognised.
+
+He gave in the _Review of Reviews_ his reasons for introducing the Bill
+that bore his name:--
+
+"It is because in all my public work I aim at making the people
+self-reliant, able to think and act for themselves, that I want women to
+have the power and the responsibility that the possession of the vote
+gives. It is by this rather than by any consideration of how their votes
+would be used that I ask for woman's suffrage. At the same time I
+believe that the cause of progress has nothing to fear from this reform.
+We entrust to women as teachers and as mothers the all-important work of
+educating the future citizens. How absurd, then, to hesitate to give to
+women the rights of a citizen. As regards the women of the
+working-class, I point out constantly that all the many social questions
+that are pressing for settlement affect these women as much as, if not
+more than, they affect their husbands. We must give women a share in
+settling such questions."
+
+He went on, in the course of further remarks in the same magazine, to
+lay great stress on the importance of organisation and of agitation in
+order to secure the vote for women. There should be local workers in
+every constituency. Every member of the House of Commons should have
+strong pressure brought to bear upon him. No woman, he urged, should
+work for any candidate who is not a supporter of women's franchise. If
+the candidate put forward by her own political party cannot support
+this, she should work for the candidate who can, no matter to what party
+he belonged.
+
+"If women are in earnest on this question," he added, "they must prove
+it by putting principle before party, and making the enfranchisement of
+their sex the first object of all their political work."
+
+On political platforms he often mentioned an incident that arose in
+connection with a protest he made against the low wages paid to women in
+the Government's Victualling Yard at Deptford.
+
+"It's starvation," he told one of the responsible officials, "to pay
+widows with families 14s. a week."
+
+"But it's constant," said the amazed official.
+
+"So, you see," Crooks adds in telling the incident, "that Government
+officials think starvation's all right so long as it's constant. Do you
+think this system of constant starvation would be tolerated for a day if
+women had the vote?"
+
+Before Mr. Balfour's Government came to an end, Crooks had become one of
+the popular speakers of the House. He brought into Parliament a lively
+conversational style rarely found in that assembly. His quaint
+witticisms, his telling illustrations from the every-day life of the
+people, together with his downright sincerity, his tolerance and
+restraint, won him the good-will of both sides of the House. Whether
+pleading for underfed school children, for the unemployed, or speaking
+against the taxation of the people's food, he was generally admitted to
+be bright and forceful. He never spoke without bringing a new point of
+view to the debate. "Jehu Junior," writing in _Vanity Fair_, said of
+him:--
+
+
+ His tact and common-sense served him as well in the House as they
+ had done in settling Labour disputes at Poplar. By never debating
+ any subject but those on which he has special knowledge, and by his
+ perfect good temper and modesty, he became one of the men whose
+ politics arouse no personal animosity on the "other side."
+
+
+Of him and the other Labour men in that Parliament--the small band of
+stalwarts who were reinforced so strongly at the General Election of
+1906--Mr. John Morley, addressing his own constituents at Montrose,
+said:--
+
+
+ Will anybody, who has watched the life of the House of Commons, say
+ that in moderation of demeanour, in decency of manners, in
+ self-respect, in freedom from swagger and assumption, these men
+ have shown themselves inferior to men sitting by their side who
+ have had all the opportunities of wealth, education, and culture?
+ If I were leaving the House of Commons to-morrow, and were called
+ upon to adjudicate a prize, I would impartially give the prize for
+ good manners, for self-respect, for moderation of statement, for
+ respect for the audience they addressed in the House of Commons, to
+ the dozen Labour men whom we have had the pleasure of having among
+ us rather than to a dozen gentlemen I could name if I liked.
+
+
+From the other side of the House came the testimony of Sir John Gorst.
+The ex-Conservative Minister brought out his book, "The Children of the
+Nation"--wherein he argues that it is the duty of the State to see that
+the nation's children are well fed, well housed, and well clothed--with
+the following dedication:--"To the Labour Members of the House of
+Commons in token of my belief that they are animated by a genuine desire
+to ameliorate the condition of the people."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+FREE TRADE IN THE NAME OF THE POOR
+
+ M.P.'s Investments and their Votes--A Lecture from a Lady of
+ Title--Urged to give up some of his Public Work--Defending Free
+ Trade throughout the Country--Ridiculing Tariff Reform at
+ Birmingham--A Brush with Mr. Chamberlain--Real "Little Englanders."
+
+
+"Show me where a man has his money invested and I will tell you how he
+will vote."
+
+Such was Crooks's way of summing up the House of Commons before he had
+been a Member many months. Someone had expressed surprise to him that
+both Liberal and Conservative Members should have combined to support
+the proposed Electric Trust for London when the L.C.C. was promoting a
+municipal scheme.
+
+"The first lesson one learns in Parliament," he replied, "is that the
+two great parties generally forget their political differences when the
+just claims of the people threaten their pockets."
+
+It amused him to find that many Members preferred the smoking room and
+the Terrace to the House. It was on the Terrace he overheard a
+Conservative Member ask a Liberal:--
+
+"Are you in favour of this Bill?"
+
+"I think I am," came the halting reply.
+
+"That's all right, then; I'm against it. We needn't go up to
+vote--we'll pair."
+
+And Crooks left those British legislators smoking on the Terrace, since
+it was too much trouble to them to go inside and vote.
+
+It was on the Terrace one afternoon that a party of titled ladies,
+taking tea, sought his acquaintance. They immediately began to lecture
+him on his duty to the poor.
+
+"I think you are supremely stupid to bother about the poor as you do,
+Mr. Crooks," said one of the dames from behind her fan. "I am told they
+are always coming to your house to consult you about their troubles. If
+they came to my house I should order them away."
+
+"I'm sure you would, madam."
+
+"And if those dreadful people were only like me they wouldn't listen to
+what you tell them."
+
+"I'm sure they wouldn't, madam."
+
+"You needn't be sarcastic, Mr. Crooks. I would send them to the Poor Law
+officers or the Charity Organisation people."
+
+And then, as another honourable member joined the party, the good lady
+turned to him:
+
+"I'm just teaching Mr. Crooks his place."
+
+"Indeed," said the Labour man, "I thought I was teaching you yours."
+
+It was more agreeable to him when accosted by one of the policemen on
+duty in the House.
+
+"Well, Mr. Crooks, how's Poplar?"
+
+"You know Poplar?"
+
+"Yes, I used to be stationed that way. I well remember your Dock Gate
+meetings. I liked the Poplar people better than the West Enders. You
+take it from me, Mr. Crooks, there's far more respect for law and order
+in Poplar than there is in the West End."
+
+He still kept his College by the Dock Gates going, notwithstanding his
+election to Parliament. Indeed, he was still as much the servant of
+Poplar as of Woolwich.
+
+Parliament, of course, added enormously to his work. Friends urged him
+to give up several of his public posts. He was advised to retire from
+the Asylums Board, and doubtless would have done so but for a powerful
+appeal sent to him not to desert the Board's children. He wanted to
+resign from the Poplar Board of Guardians, of which he had then been
+Chairman for half a dozen successive years; but all parties in the
+borough pleaded with him to remain, and the Conservatives and Liberals
+withdrew their candidates in his ward in order that he might be returned
+unopposed. He was showered with requests to remain for the sake of the
+poor. At last he agreed, on the understanding that he should give less
+time to the work. This was perhaps an unwise decision, for owing to the
+slackening of his personal vigilance the administration was besmirched
+by irregularities which of course laid the Chairman's Poor Law policy
+open to the attacks of his opponents.
+
+The only post he gave up was that on the Poplar Borough Council. The
+Labour League would not hear of his resigning from the London County
+Council, and within a year of his election to Parliament, Poplar
+re-elected him to the L.C.C. with a majority of over 1,600.
+
+The demands made upon him to address public meetings in other parts of
+the country became terrific after Woolwich. I found him one afternoon
+turning over the pages of his engagement book with a worried look.
+
+"I'm just wondering whether I can do it," he said. "I find I'm booked to
+speak at thirteen different meetings at different places within the next
+fortnight, and I've just got a pressing appeal to speak at another
+within the same time."
+
+The appeals came from the churches, from temperance societies, from
+Adult Sunday Schools, from P.S.A.'s, as well as from Labour
+organisations.
+
+The Labour Party, which was then organising for its great political
+triumph of 1906, had his first consideration always. He addressed Labour
+meetings all over the country, nearly always with an audience of three
+or four thousand. He was at Glasgow, Birmingham, Leicester, Plymouth,
+Liverpool, Exeter, Darlington, Ipswich, Chatham, Newcastle, Blackburn,
+Barnard Castle, Huddersfield, Edinburgh, Cardiff, all within a few
+months.
+
+Everywhere he turned Mr. Chamberlain's tariff proposals into ridicule.
+He made his great Birmingham audience laugh the loudest. He told that
+and other audiences:--
+
+
+ Mr. Chamberlain has shown you two loaves, the Free Trade loaf and
+ the Protection loaf.
+
+ "There's hardly any difference between them," he tells you. "Why
+ make all this fuss?"
+
+ Let him take the two loaves down a Birmingham court and ask a poor
+ woman with children to cut them up. She'll soon tell him the
+ difference between the solid Free Trade loaf and the spongy
+ Protectionist loaf. You trust the mother of a family to know the
+ difference between good bread and blown-out pastry.
+
+ "Ah, but we must make sacrifices in the interest of the Empire,"
+ says Mr. Chamberlain.
+
+ Let him come down our way and talk like that in Poplar. I tried it
+ the other day.
+
+ "Times is awful bad just now, Mr. Crooks," said one of a party of
+ women who stopped me on my way to the House of Commons.
+
+ "Yes," I said, "but don't you know the new kind of comfort the
+ Imperialists have found for you? They say you belong to an Empire
+ on which the sun never sets. It's so filling, isn't it, when you're
+ hungry?"
+
+ "An Empire on which the sun never sets!" cried one of the women,
+ pointing towards her slum tenement. "What's the good of talking to
+ us like that? Why, the sun never rises on our court!"
+
+ "That may be," I say, "but you've got to pay more for your bread
+ and your meat, all in the interests of the Empire. You've got to
+ learn to make sacrifices for the Empire."
+
+ "Look here, Will," says the eldest among them; "I've known you
+ since you was in petticoats, and you've never deceived me yet.
+ Wot's the use of talking to us about sacrifices when we can't make
+ both ends meet as it is?"
+
+ "Both ends meet!" exclaimed one of the women. "We think we are
+ lucky if we can get one end meat and the other end bread."
+
+ "Wot's it all about, Mr. Crooks?" asked another. "Here's bread
+ gone up a ha'penny a loaf. And sugar and tea's gone up. And the
+ children say they don't get so many sweets for a farthing now as
+ they used to."
+
+ "And," I added, "meat's likely to go up too--all in the interests
+ of the Empire. Twopence a pound more for Colonial mutton."
+
+ "What!" they cried in a body. "Twopence more for mutton!"
+
+ "Haven't you heard?" I went on. "The Tariff Reformers have a great
+ scheme to bind the Empire together by letting the Colonies charge
+ us more for our food. If you don't agree with them they'll call you
+ little Englanders."
+
+ "That's just it," said one of the women. "If I'm to pay another
+ twopence a pound for meat my children will soon be Little
+ Englanders!"
+
+
+Then turning suddenly from his anecdotal style, Crooks would go on to
+ask his audience how a worthy Imperial race was to be built up on a lack
+of food?
+
+
+ The Empire begins in the workman's kitchen. The imposition of new
+ duties on food imports, though no more than a penny or twopence,
+ means to many a poor housewife the difference between having and
+ going without.
+
+ I know one large family where the recent addition of a half-penny
+ on the loaf robbed the children of a slice of bread a day. Do you
+ know what that means? Have you ever lived in a family where the
+ slices have to be counted, and where every child could eat twice as
+ much as its allowance? I belonged to such a family as a child, and
+ when a clergyman came round once and found my mother crying over an
+ empty cupboard, he said:
+
+ "Ah, well; God sends the bread for all the mouths."
+
+ "That's all very fine," my mother said; "but He seems to send the
+ mouths to our house and the bread to yours."
+
+
+The policy of Preference came in for his banter equally with that of
+Protection. Under any scheme of Preference, the relation of this
+country, with its large imports, to our Colonies, which take
+comparatively few of our exports, he used to say reminded him of a
+boxing-match between a thin man and a fat man. After the first round or
+two the fat man stops and says:
+
+"This ain't fair; you've got more to strike at than I have."
+
+"Very well, then," says the thin man, "let's chalk my size out on your
+body, and all blows outside the chalk mark don't count."
+
+Mr. Chamberlain seems to have heard how Crooks was riddling with
+ridicule his Protection and Preference policies up and down the country.
+At any rate, the ex-Minister began his favourite policy of Retaliation.
+At some of his public meetings he supported his argument by representing
+Crooks as having said at Leith that the poor of this country were worse
+off than the poor of any other country.
+
+As soon as Crooks heard of this he wrote to Mr. Chamberlain:--
+
+
+ SIR,--I do not for a moment think you deliberately misquoted the
+ words I used at Leith, but whoever sent you the information is
+ absolutely without excuse for the blunder. For what I said I have
+ said in twenty different parts of the kingdom to tens of thousands
+ of our fellow-countrymen--viz. "that even if, as Mr. Chamberlain
+ suggests, the Colonies do desire Preference, it is no reason why
+ the poor of Great Britain should pay more for their bread to help
+ those Colonies which have no poor, or certainly no poverty
+ compared with the poverty we have in this country."
+
+ This, as you will note, makes a very great difference in the
+ reading of your quotation of what I really did say.
+
+ I am, yours truly,
+
+ WILL CROOKS.
+
+
+In reply Mr. Chamberlain sent a tardy apology, thus:--
+
+
+ SIR,--I have your letter of December 17th, and in reply I beg to
+ say that the statement which you say you have repeatedly used is in
+ no sense inconsistent with the statement which you were reported to
+ have made at Leith, and which referred not to the Colonies but to
+ foreign countries. Unfortunately, I have only the extract which was
+ sent to me and not the whole speech, and of course if you deny
+ having used the words which I quoted I most readily accept your
+ contradiction.
+
+ I am, yours faithfully,
+
+ JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+A fallacy very popular with Protectionists was neatly dealt with by
+Crooks at a meeting of the London County Council. One of the Moderate
+members asked whether an assurance could be given that certain tramway
+materials would be of British manufacture.
+
+The reply was that since the Council worked under Free Trade conditions,
+no such assurance could be given.
+
+"Will not trade union conditions be observed?" inquired another Moderate
+member.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Do you call that acting on a Free Trade basis?"
+
+"Some members," interposed Crooks, "seem to identify trade union
+conditions with Protection."
+
+"Quite right too," shouted the Moderate.
+
+"Yes," came Crooks's retort; "but the one kind of Protection is the
+protection of the workers against the sweater, and the other kind is the
+protection of the sweater against the workers."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI
+
+PREPARING FOR THE UNEMPLOYED ACT
+
+ Principles for dealing with Unemployed--Twenty-four Per Cent. of
+ Poplar's Wage-earners out of Work--Folly of Stone-breaking and
+ Oakum-picking--Public Warning by Crooks and Canon Barnett--How
+ Crooks used a Gift of £1,000.
+
+
+Crooks's three years in Mr. Balfour's Parliament had a remarkable
+triumph in the Unemployed Act. No one needs reminding that the measure
+was introduced by the Government; but as the sequel will show, it is
+doubtful whether it would have seen the light, and it is certain it
+would never have been passed but for his untiring advocacy.
+
+This was so far recognised at the time that one of the bitterest
+opponents of the measure, Sir William Chance, a stern disciple of the
+Charity Organisation Society, described it as "a Poplar Bill framed to
+meet Poplar's needs."
+
+So it was. For Poplar's needs just then were the needs of the
+unemployed. And the unemployed's needs were the same all the country
+over. The Bill was introduced about the time the Poplar Guardians took a
+census of the unemployed in typical working-class streets in the
+district, revealing over twenty-four per cent. of the wage-earners out
+of work.
+
+The Bill was based on the principle which had guided Crooks in all his
+dealings with the unemployed. The only sound way to help an unemployed
+man, he maintains, is by work rather than by relief. The condition he
+imposes on the provision of such work is that it must be useful. He will
+have nothing to do with "works" provided only as "relief." Work that is
+not useful can never relieve.
+
+His agitation in Parliament put the crown on fifteen years of laborious
+striving to make the State admit a duty to its unemployed citizens.
+
+As far back as September, 1893, he was appealing in the _Daily
+Chronicle_ to the Board of Trade and the Thames Conservancy to help in
+allaying the threatened distress of the coming winter by reclaiming
+foreshores. His appeal was taken up at the time by other papers, which
+complimented him upon the practical common-sense character of his
+proposals.
+
+Somewhere in the archives of the Board of Trade that scheme of his
+doubtless lies buried to this day. He is still confident it will be
+carried out some time. He is fond of saying that it takes Parliament
+seven years to grasp a new idea and seven more to carry it out.
+
+Compressed into a few lines in his own words, the story of his effort
+runs in this way:--"It was in the November of 1893 that in consequence
+of what I had been saying at public meetings and in the Press, I was
+urged to lay the scheme before Mr. Mundella, who was President of the
+Board of Trade at the time. There was great suffering that winter, and
+the Local Government Board advised all the local authorities to put in
+hand as much public work as possible. Well and good, I said, but let the
+Government do the same. I pointed out that under the Foreshores Act of
+1866 the Board of Trade had power to reclaim land. Again, under an Act
+of 1857 the Thames Conservancy could reclaim miles of foreshore in and
+below London. I showed that this was just the kind of work to absorb
+unskilled labour, and supplied examples of the success of reclaiming
+land on the banks of the Forth and the Tay and on the Lincolnshire
+coast."
+
+As his Poor Law duties crowded heavily upon him he had opportunities as
+a Guardian of carrying out in his own district his guiding principle in
+regard to the provision of useful work. He found the usual "task" work
+going on in the workhouse. He saw its degrading uselessness and
+abolished it. In place of oakum-picking and stone-breaking he
+substituted useful and profitable work like clothes-making, laundry
+work, bread-baking, wood-chopping, painting, and cleaning.
+
+For every ton of oakum picked in the workhouse the ratepayers were
+involved in an expenditure of £10. The Guardians were often glad to get
+rid of the oakum when picked by returning it free to the firm supplying
+it. At the best they got 2s. 6d. per ton for it.
+
+To a man like Crooks, holding firmly to Ruskin's theory that the
+employment of persons on a useless business cannot relieve ultimate
+distress, all work of that kind was wicked as well as wasteful.
+
+He told his own Board so very plainly in 1895. It was a bitter winter.
+River and docks were frozen for weeks, closing the door against work to
+half the men in Poplar. The Guardians were besieged by starving
+families. Well-nigh in despair the Board arranged that the relieving
+officers should send the out-of-work men to break stones at three
+stoneyards specially opened in different parts of the district.
+
+"It's a mistake," he argued. "You are putting men to break stones which
+nobody wants. You are wasting men and money by inventing work which is
+utterly useless. Plenty of useful work can be found with care and
+organisation."
+
+After six disastrous weeks the Guardians admitted he was right. Only the
+worst class of men went into the stoneyards. He showed that this work of
+breaking stones was costing £3 2s. 6d. per yard, whereas the work could
+be done outside at trade union rate of wages for 2s. 6d. per yard.
+
+When the stoneyards were closed and it became known to the loafers
+thriving under the system that Crooks was responsible, they threatened
+his life. These men knew they had been sent to the stoneyard simply to
+justify the Guardians in paying them wages. They grumbled and idled most
+of the time. Self-respecting men out of work refused to mix with them.
+
+Some time later Crooks joined with Canon Barnett, George Lansbury, and
+others in a letter to the _Times_ and the Press generally, uttering a
+note of warning to municipal authorities against "made work" for the
+unemployed. This joint letter stated:--
+
+
+ Made work tends to be regarded as a source of relief rather than of
+ earnings. It is often as tempting to the idler as it is repugnant
+ to the self-respecting workman....
+
+ We would therefore submit that the municipalities which may decide
+ to take part in meeting present needs could best do so by leaving
+ distinctively "relief" duties to Guardians and other agencies; by
+ starting and carrying on, as good employers, works which have a
+ definite public advantage, and by requiring of each worker the best
+ work during a continuous period under thorough supervision.
+
+
+The most successful scheme for relieving distress with which Crooks was
+associated in the severe winters of the early 'nineties was one on which
+a dozen years later the Unemployed Act was based. It represented
+co-operation between a committee of citizens and the local authorities.
+
+The Committee was formed in the first instance as a relief committee by
+the Rector of Poplar. When Crooks joined at the rector's request and
+found himself sitting among none but parsons, representing every
+denomination in the district, he told them their first duty was to widen
+their ranks.
+
+"You will never do anything so long as your committee is confined to
+gentlemen like these," he told the clerical chairman. "What you need is
+to get hold of trade union secretaries and the secretaries of the
+friendly and temperance societies and members of working men's clubs.
+They will soon discriminate between the waster and the deserving man.
+The waster is always boasting that parsons are so easily deceived."
+
+Besides the Labour men, representatives of other classes were invited to
+join the committee. The Bishop of London and Canon Scott Holland backed
+up the Committee's appeal to the public for funds, and about £5,000 was
+raised to meet Poplar's needs.
+
+It was amusing to see how often the working men members had to undeceive
+the parsons. One good vicar tearfully brought forward several cases
+which the Labour men proved had been manufactured for him by
+professional cadgers.
+
+"I have never known a distress committee to equal that one," was
+Crooks's verdict.
+
+It taught him that a shilling given to an unemployed man for work done
+was better than a sovereign given simply as charity.
+
+Ever since he has steadily worked for the unemployed under that
+conviction. He changed that committee from a relief committee into a
+committee for providing work.
+
+In its second winter he received an offer for the unemployed of £1,000
+from Mr. A. F. Hills, of the Thames Ironworks, on condition that he
+should raise a similar sum. He took the offer at once to the Poplar
+District Board, the precursor of the Borough Council. They agreed to
+vote another £1,000, and to put men to work on repaving roads and
+lime-whiting courts and alleys. So far was the local authority
+satisfied with the way the work was done that, after spending Mr.
+Hills's £1,000 in wages and the second £1,000 they themselves had
+promised, they voted another £3,000 during the prevalence of the
+distress.
+
+Meanwhile, Crooks had brought about co-operation between the rector's
+Distress Committee and the local authority. The Committee went on as
+usual investigating the condition of families, with the great advantage
+of now being able to offer a job rather than relief to the out-of-work
+husband.
+
+"When we came to starving families, as we did very often, we fed them up
+until the man was able to go to work. As soon as a man was able to work
+we sent him to the local authority. If he failed to turn up for the
+work, but came round later for relief, he got this answer: 'We can't
+afford to play the fool in this business. If you won't turn up to work
+you can't be in distress. All we can do for you now is to put you at the
+bottom of our list. When we reach your name again we'll give you one
+more chance. If you don't take the work then, don't come here any more.'
+
+"Of course, the cost of the labour to the District Board was somewhat
+higher than it would have been in the hands of skilled road-makers. You
+must always allow for a loss due to the want of experience (as well as
+the want of food) when you engage unemployed men. But remember we had a
+free gift of £1,000 from Mr. Hills, which more than met the extra
+expense, so that the ratepayers lost nothing. On the other hand, the
+community got something that it needed. How much better, then, to pay
+this little difference in price by employing out-of-work men on public
+works than by giving them relief under the guise of stone-breaking,
+which costs the community over £3 per ton when it can be done in the
+open market for 2s. 6d. a ton."
+
+The winter that witnessed this scheme was described as "a red-letter one
+in the history of the unemployed difficulty in the East End of London."
+The words appear in the report of the Poplar District Board. In summing
+up what had been done, the Board further stated that "on every ground
+much good has been accomplished and a valuable lesson learned." The
+Board also thanked the local Relief Committee and Mr. Hills and Crooks
+personally for their co-operation.
+
+The lesson that had been learned saw fruit in the Unemployed Act a dozen
+years later.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII
+
+AGITATION IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
+
+ How the Workless Man Degenerates--Pleading the Cause of the
+ Unemployed in the House--Creation of the Central Unemployed
+ Committee--Feeding the Starving out of the Rates--"Would a Hen
+ bring 'em off?"--A Letter from the Prime Minister--Crooks's
+ Rejoinder.
+
+
+The interval was one of unwearied agitation. Of all his other pressing
+public duties he gave first place to this of urging the State to deal
+with the unemployed.
+
+"This unemployed question is a terrible worry, Crooks," said a
+Conservative member, walking with him out of the House of Commons into
+Palace Yard one evening.
+
+"Yes," Crooks replied as the other stepped into his motor car, "it is a
+terrible worry when you have it for breakfast, dinner, tea, and supper."
+
+It was the beginning of the winter of 1904. He had spent the afternoon
+in one of his interminable battles in Parliament urging that
+preparations should be made to act wisely instead of waiting until
+panic-stricken, and that the usual wild schemes for helping the
+unemployed would once again result in waste and demoralisation.
+
+"I stood for a minute or two interested in the hurry and scurry of
+people hastening to clubland, to dinner parties, and to theatres," he
+afterwards remarked when recalling the incident. "Then, turning my back
+on the West End, I wended my way eastward. Yes, a terrible worry the
+unemployed, and yet how few people seemed to realise it. Never-ending
+lines of conveyances, long queues of pleasure-seekers thronging the
+theatre doors, all the externals of my surroundings pointed to
+everything but unemployment. But straight in front of me was my home in
+Poplar, and I knew that in a few more minutes I should be hearing a tale
+of some family's misery, considering myself a lucky man if I spent a few
+minutes indoors without someone calling to ask, 'Can you help to get me
+a job?'
+
+"Truly to some of us the unemployed are a terrible worry, not only in
+December, January, and February, but summer and winter, night and day,
+all the year round. But more terrible than the unemployed themselves is
+the heart-breaking carelessness of the British public, which, generous
+to a fault, will not make up its mind until stirred by sensational
+appeals.
+
+"'Oh, but,' some of my political opponents say to me, 'the unemployed
+are generally such a shiftless, good-for-nothing class. What good can
+you expect to do with such men? I quite sympathise with your keenness,
+but they are a very worthless, thankless lot, and you are wasting a lot
+of time over them.'
+
+"Well, suppose we allow that as a class the unemployed retain a large
+measure of original sin. I know other classes possessing the same
+weakness, but neither class prejudices nor racial hatreds interest me
+very much. So, for the sake of argument, we will say that the unemployed
+are very imperfect. This is one of the reasons why my Labour colleagues
+and I want to press home the importance of England making a praiseworthy
+effort to grapple with the problem. We see how quickly a workless man
+deteriorates. A person out of work in October, unless promptly dealt
+with, is in danger of becoming by the following March that social wreck
+known as a loafer. And I object to loafers at both ends of the scale,
+whether in Park Lane or in Poplar."
+
+In the issue of _Vanity Fair_ containing "Spy's" popular cartoon of
+Crooks, the Labour member himself had an article on the unemployed.
+
+"If _Vanity Fair_ will train the rich, the Labour men will guide the
+poor," he wrote. Further: "Old England is as dear to the Labour man with
+poverty for his birthright as to the hereditary legislator with a county
+for a heritage. But wealth, and the carelessness that wealth often
+induces, are blind to the causes which heap misery and discontent upon
+the people from generation to generation. To the wealthy the whole
+business is a social phenomenon, but to us it is a permanent terror.
+
+"And so, whatever our differences may appear to be, our Labour hopes are
+concentrating upon sound practical methods by which the conditions and
+opportunities of the people shall be improved.
+
+"You who read this are invited to remember that organised work is the
+first step which will separate the workman from demoralising charity,
+his wife from the pawnshop, and his children from the streets. Sentiment
+and sympathy need no longer be the prey of the fawning cadger, or the
+victim of hypocritical distress.
+
+"To keep England in the forefront of the nations of the earth we must
+begin in the homes of our people, there to raise a truly Imperial and
+patriotic race of good, healthy, honest men and women. The task is
+admittedly a difficult one, for social reconstruction is as much moral
+as economic, but helping hands stretch out in every direction. The one
+great need is to change a national apathy into keen, sympathetic,
+well-balanced criticism."
+
+His agitation for the unemployed in the House of Commons, which formed
+the main part of his parliamentary life for a couple of years, began
+with the opening of the Session of 1904. He seconded Mr. Keir Hardie's
+amendment to the Address, regretting, "in view of distress arising from
+lack of employment," that no proposal was made for helping out-of-work
+men.
+
+Crooks began his speech by declaring that mere relief schemes encouraged
+the loafer. He knew well both the loafer and the man who was born tired.
+The wife of one such got up early and wakened her husband in time for
+work.
+
+"Is it raining?" the man asked from the folds of the bedclothes.
+
+"No."
+
+"Does it look like raining?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Oh, I wish it was Sunday."
+
+With a sudden change of tone and manner, Crooks then went on to tell the
+House that if an able-bodied man out of a job was driven into the
+workhouse, he generally remained a workhouse inmate for the rest of his
+life. It degraded and demoralised him. It took away his muscle to stand
+up and fight for himself. If the Local Government Board would permit
+Guardians to take land, this man could be put to useful work. Even
+able-bodied men of the "in-and-out" type would be better for being put
+to work on the land under powers of compulsory detention. Of course,
+these men should be allowed to go out if they really desired to look for
+other work. What they should not be allowed to do was to drag their
+wives and children about the country, vagrants bringing up more
+vagrants. Employment on farm colonies would quickly get rid of the tramp
+difficulty. Such men, trained in useful agricultural work, if they felt
+they had little chance in this country, would then have some equipment
+for the colonies. A country like Canada, for instance, had no use for
+men who had simply been loafing about English towns, but would very
+quickly find work for men who had had a little training and discipline
+on the land. It would be better for the whole community that something
+of this sort should be done than that we should go on with the present
+system of doles and relief, whose effects, like idleness, only
+demoralised.
+
+The appeal to the House on that occasion fell on deaf ears.
+
+The winter of 1904 was made memorable to him by the creation of the
+Central Unemployed Committee. For several years he had urged that the
+Poor Law Unions of London should be empowered to form a central
+committee to deal with the unemployed on well-organised lines. With the
+several Unions acting separately, confusion and waste followed on
+well-meaning efforts. The genuine unemployed received little real help.
+
+Few public men took his scheme for a central organisation seriously at
+first. He was well-nigh worn out with his failures when unexpectedly the
+then President of the Local Government Board came to his aid. Crooks,
+with several other Members of Parliament, had waited upon Mr. Long in
+deputation. The result was the calling together of the famous Unemployed
+Conference at the Local Government Board on October 14th, 1904.
+
+To that Conference the Poplar Guardians sent Crooks and Lansbury, armed
+with a series of carefully-thought-out proposals. Some of them found a
+ready acceptance on the part of Mr. Long. Others were adopted by the
+succeeding Government.
+
+Since those Poplar proposals have already figured prominently in
+unemployed schemes and promise to appear in projects yet to be framed,
+the substance of them is here set out:--
+
+
+ 1. The President of the Local Government Board to combine the
+ London Unions for the purpose of dealing with the unemployed and
+ the unemployable.
+
+ 2. Such central authority to take over the control of all
+ able-bodied inmates in London workhouses.
+
+ 3. Farm colonies to be established by the central authority for
+ providing work.
+
+ 4. Local Distress Committees to be also set up, consisting of
+ members of Borough Councils and Boards of Guardians, to work on the
+ lines already laid down by the Mansion House and the Poplar
+ Distress Committees.
+
+ 5. The cost to these local committees of dealing with urgent need
+ occasioned by want of work to be a charge on the whole of London or
+ on the National Exchequer, instead of being a charge on the
+ locality, "always provided that the payment given be for work done
+ on lines similar to those adopted by the Mansion House and the
+ Poplar Distress Committees."
+
+ 6. Rural District Councils to be asked to supply the Local
+ Government Board with information when labourers are wanted on the
+ land, such information to be sent to the Local Distress Committees.
+
+ 7. Parliament to take in hand the question of afforestation, the
+ reclamation of foreshores, and the building of sea walls along the
+ coast where the tide threatens encroachment.
+
+
+Almost immediately after the Whitehall Conference Mr. Long formed a
+Central Unemployed Committee for London, personally arranging that
+Crooks and Lansbury should become members. He also advised the formation
+of local Distress Committees by the Poor Law and Municipal authorities.
+
+While Crooks was calling the nation's attention in Parliament and at
+public meetings throughout the country to the wasteful and disorganised
+way in which we met these recurring periods of distress, he was making
+reasonable use of the local machinery at his hands.
+
+Little could be done through the newly-formed committees in the way of
+providing work during that winter. Want was felt keenly all over the
+East End. Distress brooded over West Ham, for instance, like a black
+cloud. To such a plight was that district reduced owing to lack of work
+that the _Daily Telegraph_ and the _Daily News_ between them raised
+£30,000 for relief.
+
+West Ham's neighbour, Poplar, was in an equally bad plight, but there
+the Guardians made an attempt to deal with the distress themselves. They
+grappled boldly with a terrible state of things. The newspaper funds, by
+bringing bread to West Ham, saved that district, according to the
+testimony of the local police superintendent, from serious rioting.
+Poplar, too, said the _Daily Mail_ at the time, was only saved from a
+series of bread riots by the promptness of Will Crooks.
+
+He talked into calmness a lean and clamorous crowd of starving men who
+swarmed into the Guardians' offices one day. He promised that their
+claims should be considered and their cases investigated, and advised
+them to go away quietly.
+
+Poplar fed its starving poor, and in doing so the Guardians did not
+hesitate to raise the rate for the time being by fourpence. In no single
+case, however, was money given to families where the out-of-work husband
+was under sixty years of age. All they got was a few shillings' worth
+of food, just enough to keep body and soul together until the husband
+found work again. Had food not been given in this way, scores of
+families would have been forced into the workhouse, where the cost of
+their keep would have been four or five times greater.
+
+In the following winter, in face of similar distress, the same policy
+was followed. It was mainly for thus feeding the starving that the
+Poplar Board was afterwards so violently attacked. But, given the like
+distress, Crooks stoutly maintains he will apply the same remedy.
+
+"The Poor Law is entrusted to us to prevent starvation," he holds. "My
+dead friend and neighbour Dolling used to say that 'the law that
+safeguards the poor is always in the hands of those who do not put it
+into force.' So long as I live that shall not be said of Poplar."
+
+With all the pressing claims of Poplar and his daily duties in
+Parliament, together with the calls made upon his time by the London
+County Council and the Asylums Board, he was yet constant in his
+attendance at the Guildhall meetings of the Central Unemployed
+Committee. He and Lansbury spared themselves in nothing on that
+Committee. They believed that on its success depended the future of
+State-aid for the unemployed. They believed that such a crisis as they
+were grappling with in Poplar in the winter of 1904 would never recur
+once they got the State to recognise its duty to assist in organising
+useful work for hard times.
+
+"The lesson of all our work on Mr. Long's Unemployed Committee was
+this," he told me. "The only way to deal properly with the unemployed in
+winter is to make your preparations in summer. The test of the Central
+Unemployed Committee will be the character of its organisation in good
+times. Only by being well organised when there is little distress will
+it prove a success when times are bad. It is far harder to organise
+useful work for the unemployed through public bodies than it is to raise
+money for their relief."
+
+Crooks himself had seen the dark shadows of that winter creeping up
+ominously in the previous summer. Before Parliament adjourned in August
+he uttered a warning note in the House of Commons. He asked the Prime
+Minister whether the various Government Departments could not do
+something to prepare for the exceptional needs. Mr. Balfour's reply was
+to the effect that inquiries would be made.
+
+"Ah, those inquiries!" said Crooks, recalling the promise at a public
+meeting in Woolwich. "I've seen a good many inquiries and Royal
+Commissions in my time, and they always remind me of the East Ender who
+went down Petticoat Lane on market day. He saw on a barrow some
+hard-boiled eggs which had been dyed various colours, evidently for
+children. He'd seen nothing like them before.
+
+"'Wot kind of eggs is them?' says he.
+
+"'Them? Them's pheasants' eggs,' says the coster.
+
+"'Would a hen bring 'em off?'
+
+"'Rather!'
+
+"'How much for a sitting?'
+
+"'Eighteenpence and half yer luck.'
+
+"A month or two later the same man was down that way again. The coster
+saw him.
+
+"'Ain't you the bloke as bought them pheasants' eggs?'
+
+"'Yes.'
+
+"'How'd yer get on?'
+
+"'Well,' he says mournful like, 'that old hen sat and sat and sat until
+I'm blowed if she didn't cook them pheasants' eggs at last.'
+
+"And," added Crooks, "I have never known a Royal Commission or a
+Government Inquiry yet that didn't sit and sit and sit until its report
+was cooked by the time it had done with it."
+
+As the distress deepened with the approach of winter, the Poplar
+Guardians pressed for an Autumn Session of Parliament. They wrote to the
+Government welcoming Mr. Long's scheme of Distress Committees, but
+doubting their efficacy unless power was granted to raise a halfpenny
+rate for providing the unemployed with work.
+
+As Chairman of the Board, Crooks himself wrote a long letter to the
+Prime Minister on November 21st. He supplied official figures, showing
+the exceptional distress then prevailing, and pointed out that the
+Guardians' request for an Autumn Session was supported by fifty-six
+other Poor Law Unions and no fewer than eighty municipalities throughout
+the country.
+
+To that letter Mr. Balfour sent the following reply:--
+
+
+ 10, Downing Street, Whitehall, S.W. _November 28th, 1904._
+
+ DEAR MR. CROOKS,--
+
+ I am well aware that in many parts of the metropolis--and more
+ particularly, I fear, in the district in which as a Guardian you
+ are immediately concerned--much temporary distress prevails at the
+ present moment.
+
+ How best to deal with the situation thus created has, as you know,
+ been the subject of most anxious consideration on the part of the
+ President of the Local Government Board; and Mr. Walter Long has
+ established a scheme--now, I understand, in actual working--which
+ will have the effect of organising and generalising methods which
+ local experience has already proved to be useful, thereby greatly
+ increasing both their economy and their efficiency.
+
+ You are, I gather, of opinion that this by itself is not
+ sufficient, and you suggest that a special Session of Parliament is
+ required to meet the emergency. I would venture, however, to make
+ two remarks on this project. In the first place, I think we ought
+ to wait and see how far the new machinery fulfils the hope of its
+ designers; and, in the second place, I think we should abstain from
+ basing exaggerated hopes upon anything which may be immediately
+ accomplished by Parliamentary debates. These are invaluable for the
+ purpose of criticising legislative proposals or executive action.
+ They may educate the public mind. They may prepare the way for a
+ constructive policy. They can hardly, however, frame one. And, so
+ far as I can judge, an abstract discussion upon the general
+ situation would not only be of little present value to those whom
+ it is intended to benefit, but it would do them a positive injury.
+ Organised effort would be paralysed till the decision of Parliament
+ was known; and between the beginning of our debates and the moment
+ when their result could be embodied in a working shape much
+ preventable suffering would inevitably have occurred.
+
+ Yours very truly,
+ ARTHUR JAMES BALFOUR.
+
+
+In his reply on behalf of the Guardians, Crooks said:
+
+"From a purely academic standpoint your argument is doubtless correct;
+but while Mr. Long's scheme does, in a general way, show a departure in
+the direction of making London a unit for dealing with the unemployed,
+yet it has no power to enforce contributions from anyone. Thus all poor
+parts, where work-people are aggregated, have to bear abnormal burdens
+which should be shared, if not by the nation, then at least by the
+metropolis.
+
+"The position in this district has reached a stage where something
+immediate has to be done, and the only course open to the Guardians is
+to meet the numerous applications made to them by grants of out-door
+relief. The total amount of out-door relief now being granted by the
+Guardians exceeds £690 per week, and is borne entirely by local rates,
+which already stand at 10s. in the £, and will considerably increase by
+the addition of this extra relief.
+
+"If the public were assured that the problem would be seriously taken up
+by his Majesty's Government at an early date, funds might be forthcoming
+to bridge over the present period of anxiety.
+
+"The Guardians desire to emphasise the fact that this question of
+dealing with the unemployed has been several times before Parliament,
+and if the Government really desire to grapple with this great evil,
+they could, in a short time, with the expert advice at the disposal of
+the Government, set in operation a great deal of work useful to the
+nation. The Guardians, therefore, sincerely hope that their previous
+representations will be acted upon, and that you will give an assurance
+that the matter shall be laid before Parliament at the earliest possible
+moment."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+THE QUEEN INTERVENES
+
+ A Breakdown from Overwork--Health Permanently Impaired--Appointment
+ of a Royal Commission on the Poor Law--Saving the Unemployed
+ Bill--Need of Money to Work the Bill--Mrs. Crooks heads the Women's
+ March to Whitehall--Mr. Balfour's Sympathetic but Unsatisfactory
+ Reply--Queen Alexandra's Intervention--A Vote of Money in the New
+ Parliament.
+
+
+The labour and anxiety, the long arduous days and the sleepless nights
+Crooks endured that winter for the unemployed, culminated in a sudden
+and serious illness.
+
+The attack was short, but dangerous. His doctor reported that unless a
+change took place within a few hours it would be a case for confinement
+to bed for at least three months. Fortunately, the welcome change came.
+
+A few days before he took to his bed he got a severe shaking by a fall
+while jumping off a 'bus in the Strand. That was not the cause of his
+illness, however. The real cause, as his medical man declared, was
+nervous breakdown due to overwork. His overwork had all been in the
+direction of trying to get work for the unemployed.
+
+He fretted himself into a worse condition during the first few days of
+his illness. Every night, instead of sleeping, he was mentally putting
+hosts of unemployed men to work.
+
+The sympathy and affection shown during his illness by his neighbours at
+Poplar affected him deeply. All day long callers of all sorts and
+conditions were making inquiries and leaving messages of good-will.
+Labourers, mechanics, widows, children, tradesmen, public men,
+officials, Free Church ministers, Anglican clergymen, Roman Catholic
+priests, and Sisters of the Poor were among those who came to the door
+once the news leaked out that the man from their midst, whom they had so
+often delighted to honour, lay sick and in danger. Their sympathy was
+intensified by the knowledge that Mrs. Crooks herself had not wholly
+recovered from a serious operation that had kept her for weeks in
+hospital.
+
+That breakdown shattered him for life. He has never been the same in
+health since, and knows he can never be the same again. Sometimes for
+weeks together he endures agonising nervous pains, deprived of sleep and
+rest, yet all the time steadily refusing to slacken his labours for
+those whom he is fond of calling "the people at our end of the town."
+
+As soon as he was able to get out again in the New Year (1905), he took
+up the case for the unemployed, if not with all his former zeal,
+certainly with all the zeal he could then command.
+
+Towards the end of January he had so far recovered as to be able to
+attend the Liverpool Conference of the Labour Representation Committee.
+He was then in a position to make public for the first time that the
+King's Speech at the opening of Parliament in the following month would
+in all likelihood promise an Unemployed Bill. On his motion the
+Conference decided:
+
+
+ That the policy of the Labour Party in Parliament relating to
+ unemployment should be to secure fuller powers for the local
+ authorities to acquire and use land, to re-organise the local
+ administrative machinery for dealing with poverty and unemployment,
+ to bring pressure on the Government to put the recommendations of
+ the Afforestation Committee into effect, to undertake forthwith,
+ through the Board of Trade, the reclamation of foreshores, and to
+ create a Labour Ministry.
+
+
+His forecast of the King's Speech proved correct. An Unemployed Bill was
+promised. It was introduced on April 18th by Mr. Gerald Balfour, who had
+succeeded Mr. Long at the Local Government Board. The Bill confirmed Mr.
+Long's scheme of Distress Committees in London, and provided for the
+formation of similar bodies in provincial towns. It granted the
+principle of State aid by permitting the cost of organisation, including
+the provision of farm colonies, to be charged to the rates, leaving it
+to voluntary subscriptions to provide a fund for paying the men's wages.
+
+That Session was made memorable to Crooks in another sense. A Royal
+Commission on the Poor Law was appointed, and although it was little
+faith he had in Commissions generally, he believed that, whatever came
+of the recommendations of this one, it would help the people of England
+to see, while its investigations were going on, something of the cruelty
+and folly of a system which had been ruthlessly thrust upon the voteless
+labouring people by the middle class individualists who came into power
+after the Reform Act of 1832. His fellow Guardian, George Lansbury, was
+appointed a member of the Commission--a notable compliment to Poplar,
+which for a dozen years had striven to make this soulless system humane
+and helpful.
+
+Although the Unemployed Bill passed second reading with a majority of
+217, the Session dragged wearily on with little prospect of its getting
+through the Committee stage and becoming law. When August dawned and the
+House found itself within a week of adjournment, everyone but Crooks
+despaired of getting the measure through. The Prime Minister told the
+House there was no time for the Bill. Several of Crooks's Labour
+colleagues declared the Bill to be too meagre a thing to fight for.
+
+"I admit its faults and shortcomings as readily as anyone," he argued
+with his Party; "but it contains the germ of a great principle--State
+recognition of the need and State aid in carrying out the organisation."
+
+Almost alone he fought for the Bill in the last days of the Session. He
+urged the Government to save the unemployed from foolish and useless
+rioting by holding out to them the hope which the passing of the Bill
+would convey.
+
+By a dramatic coincidence, on the very afternoon he was thus warning
+the Government the police were charging a crowd of desperate unemployed
+in Manchester.
+
+"The Prime Minister urges the plea that there is no time," Crooks went
+on to tell the House. "What would the business men of this House think,
+when they went down to their offices to-morrow, if they were told by the
+manager that grouse-shooting would begin on the Twelfth and that
+therefore business would have to be suspended? Does the Government
+prefer grouse-shooting to finding work for honest men? Was this Bill of
+theirs only introduced to kill time--to wait until the birds were big
+enough to be shot? I don't want to stop your holidays. Go and kill your
+grouse and your partridges. But are you going to put dead birds before
+living men?
+
+"There was the day on which the Eton and Harrow match was played. What
+will the unemployed say when they hear that the Government could not
+find time to discuss this Bill because Ministers wished to see two
+schools play cricket? Do you think the working man gets a day off to see
+his sons play cricket in the public parks? Unlike many hon. members of
+this House, workmen do not live by dividends. They have nothing to sell
+but their labour. When out of work a little help often saves them from
+ruin and pauperism. They are only asking to be given an opportunity to
+fulfil the Divine curse by earning their living in the sweat of their
+brow."
+
+His appeal went home. The following day the Government sprang a
+surprise on the House. The Bill would be taken that week. It was passed
+within a few days. "H. W. M.," in his parliamentary sketch in the _Daily
+News_ of August 5th, referring to what he called "the strange story of
+the passing of the Unemployed Bill," said:
+
+
+ At the end of last week its chances seemed to have disappeared.
+ To-day it has passed Committee, and Monday will see it through the
+ Commons. The Member chiefly responsible for this issue is Mr.
+ Crooks, who has shown undoubted subtleness as a Parliamentary
+ tactician.
+
+
+In his final speech on the Bill, Crooks argued that even the loafer
+would become a better man by being given, not the charity that
+demoralised, but a day's work for a day's pay. Such a man, by being put
+on a farm colony for a few months, would be turned into a good citizen.
+He stood for discipline in Labour as the Government stood for discipline
+in the Army and Navy. He wanted to preserve the manhood of the nation
+rather than to see it degraded, as it was by the present system of
+despising an unemployed man. The type of men who hung idle about all our
+large towns was the type that filled the workhouses and prisons. Take
+them in their early stages of unemployment, put them under proper
+discipline on the land, and he was prepared to prophesy they would
+become useful citizens. It was a loss to the nation that men and women
+should be going about without the common necessaries owing to being out
+of work.
+
+So the Bill went through, and people of all classes agree with his old
+friend, Mr. A. F. Hills, a large employer, who wrote to him a letter on
+the subject, ending with the words: "I believe that generations yet
+unborn will in the years to come rise up and call you blessed."
+
+In the opinion of many people well able to gauge the distress and
+discontent of the country, the Act came just in time to prevent serious
+disorders in the large towns. For the winter that immediately followed
+found the unemployed in a worse plight than ever.
+
+Promptly the Distress Committees formed under the Act got to work. The
+London Committees found themselves at first stranded for funds. The weak
+point in the Act was that which allowed only the expense of organisation
+to be made a public charge. The Committees found themselves asking, What
+was the use of organising work for the unemployed when there were no
+means of paying wages? It looked as though public subscriptions were not
+to be forthcoming. Was the Act, so hardly won, to fail on its first
+trial?
+
+Again Poplar fought the cause of the poor for the whole country. This
+time the workless men's wives took action. The women of Poplar met in
+the Town Hall, Mrs. Crooks in the chair, with the object of urging
+Parliament to vote money to the Distress Committees set up under the new
+Act.
+
+Mrs. Crooks, as reported in the _Times_, said:
+
+
+ They were endeavouring to enlist the help and sympathy of those in
+ high places to give some little time to the consideration of the
+ claims of the wives and children of men who were willing to work,
+ but who were unable to find the wherewithal to feed those near and
+ dear to them. The Queen had more than once shown her desire to
+ help. Was it, then, too much to expect that their wealthy sisters
+ would use their influence with their all-too-powerful husbands to
+ appeal, with the women of Poplar, to the King and Government to
+ call Parliament together with a view to passing estimates to enable
+ work to be undertaken--work that would give them their daily bread?
+ Theirs was a cry for national defence, and Parliament must see to
+ it.
+
+
+The meeting decided to petition the King to instruct the Prime Minister
+to call Parliament together. In acknowledging a vote of thanks to his
+wife for taking the chair, Crooks said the mothers and sisters had
+remained too long indoors, suffering in silence. If the King could see
+that meeting it would make him realise what unemployment meant to the
+wives and mothers of his industrial army, and he would no doubt do
+something to ensure that they should not lack the sustenance needed to
+bring up strong daughters and strong sons as faithful and loyal
+citizens. They had got the machinery, and they had got certain powers,
+but they needed funds. They had got an organisation that could gather up
+all the information as to useful work that needed doing--work that would
+be profitable and inspiring to the men who did it, instead of being
+degrading, like the foolish and useless and expensive task-work which
+was all the Poor Law had to offer.
+
+[Illustration: MR. & MRS. WILL CROOKS
+
+_Photo: G. Dendry._]
+
+About a month later took place the memorable women's march to Whitehall.
+The day, November 6th, was truly a tragic and historic one in the
+social life of London.
+
+Headed by Mrs. Crooks and the then Mayoress of Poplar (Mrs. Dalton),
+some six thousand poor women gathered on the Thames Embankment, near
+Charing Cross Bridge, and marched to the offices of the Local Government
+Board in order to back up their appeal to the Premier to aid their
+out-of-work husbands and brothers. The women came not only from Poplar,
+where the march had been organised by George Lansbury, but from
+Edmonton, Paddington, West Ham, Woolwich, and Southwark. Some carried
+infants in arms; others had children dragging at their skirts.
+
+"Work for our men--Bread for our children." So ran the appeal on the
+banner that floated above the Southwark contingent, led by Mrs. Herbert
+Stead.
+
+The Embankment was deep in mud, and, as the women trudged bravely
+through it--those carrying babies unable to save their skirts from
+dragging in the road--the scene was one that filled you with an
+indignant shame. Even those other women in motors and carriages, who had
+driven down to see the sight out of curiosity, sank back into their
+cushions aghast, sickened, ashamed at this spectacle of their sisters'
+plight.
+
+In Whitehall the processionists told off a dozen of their number to form
+the deputation to Mr. Balfour. The women were accompanied into the Local
+Government Board offices by Crooks and Lansbury and two or three other
+men from the Central Workers' Unemployed Committee.
+
+The object of the visit was explained by Lansbury, and then a working
+woman from Poplar read the women's memorial. The memorial spoke of the
+misery, degradation, and desperation of the women which had driven them
+to determine to bear their lot in silence no longer. They thought that
+Parliament should make it impossible for unscrupulous employers to grind
+the faces of the poor. The Government had gone to the aid of the
+tenantry of Ireland. The plight of the poor in London was worse. If war
+were threatened, ways would be found for raising money. The country was
+faced with a worse evil than war in the presence of starving citizens.
+In the name of their country, their homes, and their children, they
+appealed to the Prime Minister not to send them empty away.
+
+Several of the workless men's wives who, it had been arranged, should
+speak broke down; so Mrs. Crooks explained they had not come to utter
+words only; they had come as Englishwomen, driven to despair, in the
+hope that the Premier, as the chief Minister of the King, would no
+longer leave them in a worse condition than that of his dogs and horses.
+
+Mr. Balfour was sympathetic, but had nothing to suggest. He saw no hope
+of Parliament voting money. The deputation came away sullen and
+disappointed. For the time it looked as though the women's march had
+been in vain. But, before a week passed, another woman spoke. The need
+was met by Queen Alexandra. On November 13th her Majesty issued her
+famous appeal:
+
+"I appeal to all charitably disposed people in the Empire, both men and
+women, to assist me in alleviating the suffering of the poor starving
+unemployed during this winter. For this purpose I head the list with
+£2,000."
+
+Before the winter was over the public, in response to this appeal,
+subscribed £150,000--a sum that proved sufficient that winter to keep
+Distress Committees going in London and elsewhere during the time of
+greatest privation.
+
+The needs of the next winter were provided for by the State. The new
+Liberal Government had not been in office many months before it voted
+£200,000 to the Distress Committees appointed under the Unemployed Act.
+
+Poplar had done its work. The women had marched to victory.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX
+
+HOME LIFE AND SOME ENGAGEMENTS
+
+ Crooks becomes a Grandfather--A Glimpse of his Home Life--Mr. G. R.
+ Sims on "A Morning with Will Crooks"--Crooks's Daily
+ Post-bag--Sample Letters--Speaking at Religious and Temperance
+ Meetings--On Adult Sunday Schools--On the Licensing Bill--A Homily
+ to Free Churchmen.
+
+
+By this time Crooks had moved from Northumberland Street to Gough
+Street, a few minutes' walk away. The change was from a five-roomed
+house to a six-roomed house, "with exactly three and a half feet more
+space for a garden at the back," as he jocularly described it.
+
+His two eldest daughters had both married, and his eldest son, who was
+doing well at the same trade his father learnt--that of cooper--had also
+settled down to married life in Poplar. This son had the pleasure one
+day of telephoning to his father at the County Council offices, just
+after the latter had passed his fiftieth birthday, "You became a
+grandfather this morning. Cheer up!"
+
+Another daughter qualified at the Cheltenham Training College as a
+school teacher. The youngest daughter elected to be "mother's right hand
+at home." The youngest son was apprenticed in a Thames shipbuilding
+yard.
+
+Of his children he would often remark, during the controversy over
+religious education in schools, that they seemed to disprove the
+theories of both contending parties. One of his daughters and a son, who
+were educated in Board Schools, became communicating members of the
+Church of England, while two daughters educated in Church of England
+schools afterwards became Nonconformists.
+
+A glimpse of his home life was given in the "Celebrities at Home"
+series, published in the _World_. The writer described Gough Street as a
+row of tiny houses so much alike that the only difference between one
+and another was the number on the door.
+
+
+ But if you did not know Mr. Crooks's number, you could guess his
+ house by waiting at the corner of the street. Because, between
+ half-past nine and half-past ten, the door-knocker of No. 81 will
+ beat a tattoo twelve or twenty times to the hour, when all the
+ other knockers are silent. For this is the hour when Mr. Crooks is
+ at home and receives his visitors, while he takes his breakfast in
+ a spasmodic and interrupted manner--bad, one feels sure, for his
+ digestion. They are not social callers. They come because they want
+ something--an order for free medicine or for an artificial limb,
+ for advice as to a likely quarter to get work, for a hundred and
+ one needs of poor people who have no resources of their own.
+
+ They are pleasant rooms in which the Labour member finds the best
+ happiness of his life. They are not large. They are not handsomely
+ furnished, for a Labour member has no need of luxury; but to Mr.
+ Crooks every little adornment in them has its own story to tell and
+ its own pleasant memory. On one of the walls are two oil paintings
+ of ships in distress--"good or bad," says Mr. Crooks, "I'm no
+ judge," But they are valuable to him, because they were painted by
+ a man down on his luck, as a thanksgiving for a good turn done to
+ him by the only friend he had.
+
+ "Bless you," says Mr. Crooks, "they all bring me little things, and
+ I can't refuse them. See that champagne glass on the piano? That
+ was given me by a poor old lady I used to look after a bit. That
+ wine glass on the other side came from another old friend. Someone
+ will bring me a China shepherd, another a vase or candlestick, or a
+ comic pig. It's pleasant, you know!"...
+
+ Mr. Crooks is one of the pleasantest and most interesting men to
+ visit. If you take him at the right time--half-past nine
+ o'clock--it means an early journey from the West!--he will sit you
+ down to a plate of porridge and give you more information about the
+ life of the working-classes in the course of an hour than the most
+ laborious reading of Blue-books will do in a lifetime.
+
+ The visitor must be prepared for interruptions. In a corner of the
+ breakfast-room is a member of the family who likes to have his say.
+ It is a poll-parrot--"as cunning as a barge-load of monkeys," says
+ his owner affectionately. He has a peculiar habit of cracking
+ invisible filbert-nuts at the back of his throat, rather
+ disconcerting to a stranger; and although he dotes on Mr. Crooks,
+ it is a little game of his to snub the Labour member by
+ depreciatory remarks and scornful whistles of derision. But he
+ always has an affectionate "Goo'-bye, Will!" for his master when he
+ puts on his hat in the morning. To Mrs. Crooks he is always
+ courteous. "Goo'-morning, mother!" he says, when the lady comes
+ down to breakfast, and thrusts his beak out for a kiss. Then he
+ calls "Tilly! Tilly!" in a shrill voice, like an elderly landlady,
+ and is not satisfied till Mrs. Crooks's pretty, black-eyed daughter
+ has given him his morning greeting.
+
+ "He has his little prejudices, like the rest of us," says Mr.
+ Crooks. "He can't abide babies, and squawks at them fearfully."
+
+
+Mr. George R. Sims gave a sketch of "A Morning with Will Crooks" in the
+_Daily Chronicle_ of May 2nd, 1906. He suggested that if 81, Gough
+Street--Crooks's Castle, as he called it--had a brass plate on the door,
+the most appropriate device to be inscribed upon it would be, "Inquire
+within upon everything."
+
+
+ It was twenty minutes past ten when I arrived. At half-past ten we
+ were due at the relieving office. But before we started, some three
+ or four pathetic narratives had found their way into the little
+ hall for Mr. Crooks to mark, learn, and inwardly digest.
+
+ I appreciated the situation, and expressed sympathy.
+
+ "It is depressing," said the people's M.P., "but, after all,
+ somebody's got to listen and somebody's got to help."
+
+ We went out into the street. In the hundred yards that we walked to
+ our destination six sad riddles of life were submitted to Mr.
+ Crooks for solution.
+
+ The broad-shouldered, black-bearded, smiling politician of the
+ people had a cheery word of advice for all applicants, and scarcely
+ had these pavement consultations ended before we were seated in the
+ relieving office listening to tales of woe told by a procession of
+ poor petitioners with whom the world had gone woefully wrong.
+
+ The committee of relief were generous and sympathetic. Poplar has a
+ reputation for generosity in this matter. It struck me that at
+ times the committee might have impressed a little more earnestly
+ upon the recipients of out-relief the other side of the situation;
+ but I am bound to admit that undeserving cases--cases which had a
+ history of drink and thriftlessness--were dismissed with no
+ illusions....
+
+ We went to the workhouse at the dinner hour. A comfortable place
+ certainly, and the dinner probably better than a good many of the
+ inmates had been accustomed to when they were earning their own
+ living....
+
+ A pleasant hour with Mr. and Mrs. Crooks and their daughters at
+ the castle, a stroll in the little garden which is Mrs. Crooks's
+ delight, a short interview with Tommy the Tortoise, and it is time
+ for the Member for Woolwich to start for Westminster and take his
+ place in the National Assembly.
+
+ He takes up a leather case containing some sixty or seventy letters
+ to be answered, and we go out into the street, which is happily
+ bathed in sunshine. We get on the top of an omnibus, and I listen
+ to the merry stories merrily told until we arrive at Aldgate
+ Station and bid each other good-bye.
+
+ I have spent a most interesting and instructive morning with a
+ typical Englishman, a man who has laboured with skill and used his
+ brains as well as his hands to good purpose--a man who has fought
+ his way up from boyhood, a man whose heart is as big as his
+ shoulders are broad.
+
+ Beyond his sterling common sense and his sympathy with suffering,
+ Will Crooks has one golden quality in a tribune of the people. He
+ has a sense of humour. It does your eyes good to see him smile. And
+ he has a laugh that makes you feel the sunshine even when the north
+ wind blows.
+
+
+Sometimes the Labour man has nearly a hundred letters a day to deal
+with. First attention is always given to those from people seeking
+counsel or help in Poplar and Woolwich.
+
+An old man of ninety-four asks him to visit him for old times' sake. A
+widow has lost her property--will Mr. Crooks see her righted? A sick
+woman wants to know how she can get into a convalescent home. An anxious
+father asks him to speak to a wayward son, because "the lad sets such
+store by what you say, Mr. Crooks." Again, it is a distracted mother
+who writes, maybe about a son or a daughter who has run away or fallen
+into trouble.
+
+Amusing letters come sometimes, varying the note of sorrow sounded in so
+many of the others. This, for instance, from a sympathetic Frenchman,
+who evidently imagines that a place called Poplar must be studded with
+trees of that name and surrounded by open fields. "I see," wrote this
+sympathiser from across the Channel, "that you are doing much for the
+unemployed, and I have pleasure in sending you enclosed cheque for them.
+I would suggest, in view of the importance of the poor children having
+pure milk, that the money be spent in putting unemployed men to work in
+cleaning out the ponds in the fields and lanes of Poplar where the
+cattle drink."
+
+While Crooks is essentially a home-loving man, counting it one of his
+chief joys to have an evening free or a week-end to call his own, he
+regards it as a duty to speak at religious and temperance meetings, and
+on behalf of other movements not necessarily allied with the Labour
+Party.
+
+One day finds him with the Bishop of London at the Mansion House meeting
+of the United Temperance Council. Another day he is speaking with the
+President of the Baptist Union, the Rev. John Wilson, one of his best
+supporters in Woolwich, at the Union's annual gathering. Another day he
+is congratulating Canon Hensley Henson, at the annual meeting of the
+London Wesleyan Mission, on having "six of his parishioners on the
+platform"--a reference to the presence of half a dozen members of
+Parliament, Canon Henson being rector of the House of Commons.
+
+After addressing the Baptist Union on a second occasion, a letter came
+to him from the secretary, the Rev. J. H. Shakespeare:--
+
+
+ On behalf of the Council of the Baptist Union and on my own behalf
+ I beg to thank you most warmly for the magnificent services you
+ rendered to us last Tuesday night. It was delightful to hear you. I
+ personally was very curious to see you managing a dense crowd of
+ men. It does not seem to me that there is any reason why you should
+ ever stop drawing from the rich and endless resources of your
+ eloquence and wit and your wise sayings.
+
+ I feel very deeply indebted to you for having kept your engagement
+ under such trying circumstances, and I hope you were not too
+ fatigued afterwards.
+
+
+A different letter was one from his old friend the Hon. and Rev. J. G.
+Adderley, announcing his call to Birmingham:--
+
+
+ Alas! I leave dear old London on November 2nd. Thank you for all
+ you have been to me during my time here. I have known you now
+ fifteen years.
+
+
+The many occasions on which he addressed working men at adult Sunday
+schools in different parts of the country forced him to this conclusion,
+to which he gave public expression:--
+
+
+ The adult school movement has, I do sincerely believe, done more to
+ make men understand that Brotherhood is not merely a word, but a
+ real living thing, than any other movement of recent days. Men
+ under the influence of adult schools now begin to see that their
+ whole life on earth does not consist merely in eating, drinking,
+ and working and going to a place of worship, but in taking a
+ living part in God's work personally--in a word, in striving for
+ some of Christ's ideals on earth as in Heaven.
+
+
+He assisted at conducting something like an adult school in Poplar.
+Besides the Sunday morning meetings at the Dock Gates, the Labour
+League, in conjunction with the Rector of Poplar, carry on a winter
+series of addresses at the Town Hall on Sunday afternoons, to which
+Crooks and his friend, Mr. Fred Butler, give a good deal of their time.
+Of these Town Hall meetings he wrote in the article he contributed to
+the volume of essays on "Christianity and the Working Classes":--
+
+
+ The meetings are always crowded with working-men and their wives
+ and working girls and lads. The rector or myself takes the
+ chair--often we are both on the platform together. The gatherings
+ are not religious in the orthodox sense, nor is any attempt made to
+ teach religion, but I venture to say they have as much influence
+ for good on the work-people of Poplar as many of the churches. We
+ nearly always begin with music by singers or players who give their
+ services, and then we have a "talk," generally by a public man, on
+ social questions, on education, on books, and authors, and
+ citizenship. Some of our speakers take Biblical subjects.
+
+ Thus every week we get together a good company of work-people who
+ ordinarily attend no place of worship on Sunday; and if nothing
+ more, we keep them out of the public-house, we make them think for
+ themselves, we awaken some sense of citizenship. The presence of
+ the rector has convinced many, who were formerly hostile to all
+ parsons, Anglican and Nonconformist, that the Churches and Labour
+ can work in harmony. Without pretending to be this, that, or the
+ other, our gatherings have made for the love of one's neighbour,
+ and therefore for the cause of Christ.
+
+
+Nearly every P.S.A. and adult school and men's Sunday meeting in London
+wanted him. He would be at the Whitefield Tabernacle one Sunday, at the
+Leysian Mission another, at Dr. Clifford's church another.
+
+The demands made upon him by temperance bodies redoubled after the
+introduction of the Licensing Bill of 1904, of which he was an
+uncompromising opponent. In nearly all his temperance addresses, full as
+they were of his humorous fancies, he denounced the practice, followed
+by so many temperance reformers, of making cheap jests at the men or
+women whom drink has degraded.
+
+"We who can overcome temptation should be the last to make light of
+those who have failed to overcome temptation. Rather should we use our
+greater power to assist them."
+
+What he said from public platforms he did not hesitate to repeat on the
+floor of the House of Commons. Speaking after Mr. Balfour, in one of the
+debates on the Licensing Bill, he said:--
+
+"I wish to take the opportunity, while the Prime Minister is in the
+House, to say a few words on the question of temptation, because the
+impression left on my mind by the remarks of the right hon. gentleman is
+that every man who indulges in drink is capable of taking care of
+himself and of overcoming the drink habit by his own efforts. I hold
+that there are thousands of our fellow-men and women who cannot resist
+temptation when the opportunity to drink is put in their way. No doubt
+if everyone had the moral fibre of the Prime Minister there would be
+little need for a measure of temperance reform. Those hon. members who
+attend prayers at the opening of the proceedings of this House listen to
+the words, 'Lead us not into temptation.' I ask the Prime Minister
+whether he has ever thought that the thousands of people in our asylums
+through drink are there because they are capable of looking after
+themselves? No; it is because temptation has been too much for them.
+Does not that involve an obligation on the State to take temptation out
+of their way?"
+
+The National Free Church Council invited him to address their annual
+gathering in 1906. The Council met in Birmingham in March, and the
+President (the Rev. J. Scott Lidgett), in introducing Crooks, said the
+invitation to him had not been given lightly. It was a deliberate
+recognition of the claim that Labour had upon the thought, energy, and
+prayer of the Free Churches. Then, turning to Crooks, he clasped his
+hand. "Thus," said the President, "Labour and the Free Churches are
+joined in their endeavour to solve some of the great human problems."
+
+"The world," said Crooks in his opening remarks, "could be divided into
+two classes--some willing to work and the rest willing to let them." He
+went on to ask the representatives of the churches to put it out of
+their heads that the workman who did not go to a place of worship was a
+man utterly without religion. Such a man often had greater faith and
+more works to his credit than many regular worshippers.
+
+Shortly afterwards the Free Church Council asked him to the banquet
+given at the Hotel Cecil in celebration of the return of nearly two
+hundred Free Churchmen to the House of Commons.
+
+"You Free Churchmen," he said in his after-dinner speech, "have to come
+out of yourselves a great deal more in the future than you have in
+by-gone days. You cannot live for Sunday alone. You have to live for all
+the seven days of the week, and we expect you to come out and take a
+share of the work of social reorganisation. You are all of you, or the
+majority of you, a little bit ashamed of South Africa, and some of you
+wish you had got your tongues loose two or three years ago instead of
+now. You can imagine how I feel about this. A few of us at that time had
+to take our lives in our hands because we dared to say that that was a
+wicked war. Remember, the Empire does not consist in yelling about the
+Union Jack; the Empire begins in the workman's kitchen....
+
+"I have been told plenty of times that our men and women are not
+God-fearing. Aren't they? I know the stories they tell you parsons
+sometimes; but down at the bottom of their hearts is a deep religious
+feeling which some of us would be better for having. Why can I always
+get the truth from the poor, who so often deceive you parsons? Why,
+because they feel I am a brother, and they have a doubt about you. You
+have got to wear that doubt off. You have got to make the humblest of
+our brothers and sisters understand that you do really care for them,
+that you intend to use the Parliamentary machine to abolish sweating
+and slumdom. We have got to promote industry in such a way that every
+honest worker may find useful work to do. We have to deal with the
+shirker whether he wears a top hat or hobnail boots."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX
+
+COLONISING ENGLAND
+
+ Signs of Progress--a Crown Farm Cut Up into Small Holdings--The
+ Colony Experiment at Laindon--How it was Killed by the Local
+ Government Board--The Hollesley Bay Farm--A Minister for Labour
+ Wanted.
+
+
+After nearly twenty years of hard public service, Crooks saw some of the
+things for which he had striven so strenuously adopted as part of the
+policy of two successive Governments.
+
+Woolwich re-elected him at the General Election with over nine thousand
+votes, some three or four hundred more than it gave him at the famous
+by-election three years before. He saw the new Government back up the
+Unemployed Act. He saw the Poor Law Commission at work. He saw the
+appointment of another Commission to consider the question of coast
+erosion and the reclamation of foreshores, which makes him believe there
+is still a chance for the scheme he laid before the Board of Trade in
+1893.
+
+Meanwhile, he believes he has done something practical in Parliament for
+the unemployed in another direction. He discovered that of the 70,000
+acres of agricultural Crown lands, about 5,000 had been lying idle for
+many years. Thereupon he promptly reminded Sir Henry
+Campbell-Bannerman's Government, in the early days of its first
+Session, that at the General Election they had talked about the need for
+colonising England. Here, he told the House, was a chance to give effect
+to the promise. Cut up the idle land into small holdings, and it would
+let at once. Make better use of the other land by dividing it into
+smaller farms. Further, why not try a scheme of afforestation on some
+portion of these Crown lands, which, after all, were the lands of the
+people?
+
+He exacted a promise from the Government that the question of giving the
+Board of Agriculture some control of Crown lands, instead of leaving
+them in the hands of the Department of Woods and Forests, would be
+considered.
+
+Something was done sooner than he expected. The President of the Local
+Government Board (Mr. John Burns) informed the House that a scheme of
+afforestation would be started on Crown lands the succeeding year.
+Moreover, Lord Carrington, whose encouragement of small holdings on his
+own estates Crooks had commended in the Commons, was added to the
+Commission of Woods and Forests in his capacity as President of the
+Board of Agriculture. A start was immediately made by cutting up into
+small parcels a Crown farm of 916 acres at Burwell in Cambridgeshire.
+
+This quiet little reform Crooks hails as affording further means of
+solving the problem of unemployment.
+
+"Whatever may be said to the contrary," is his way of putting it, "I
+maintain that even the town wastrel takes more kindly to the land than
+to anything else. Of course, I know that before he can be made of any
+use on the land he must be trained; but then it is well known that I
+favour farm colonies for training him."
+
+Since he entered Parliament he had seen farm colonies for the unemployed
+become realities. His own Board of Guardians was the pioneer of the
+modern farm colony in this country. For nearly a dozen years the
+Guardians pleaded with the Local Government Board to be allowed to take
+a farm. Consent was at last obtained in 1903, when the Guardians had an
+offer of 100 acres at Laindon, in Essex, rent free for three years. The
+offer was made by Mr. Joseph Fels, a London manufacturer, who had been
+favourably impressed by a system he had seen in Philadelphia, whereby
+unemployed men were put to cultivate vacant land.
+
+At first the Guardians' experiment was confined to able-bodied men from
+the workhouse. Its scope was widened with the coming of winter. The
+Poplar Unemployed Committee, which had the Mayor at its head and Crooks
+and Lansbury among its members, agreed on the suggestion of these latter
+to send a number of out-of-work men to this farm, meeting the expenses
+by a public appeal.
+
+The need for giving out-of-work men proper training on the land was
+being urged at the same time by Mr. John Burns. That winter, as chairman
+of the Unemployed Conference called by the London County Council, Mr.
+Burns and Canon Escreet, the vice-chairman, signed a report urging that
+every opportunity should be taken to provide such training on the land
+as would fit the workers for efficient labour. The report went on:--
+
+
+ Efforts in this direction are already made in the case of emigrants
+ to the Colonies, but it does not seem altogether reasonable that
+ special efforts should be made which would have the effect of
+ providing the colonies with specially trained labour if no efforts
+ in this direction are made on behalf of the Home Country. It is not
+ suggested that training for colonial life should not be provided,
+ but merely that the needs of the United Kingdom should be equally
+ borne in mind.
+
+
+"I've seen wastrels," says Crooks, "who were going from bad to worse in
+our back streets in Poplar regain health and strength when sent to our
+farm at Laindon, and as they felt their muscles strengthening turn to
+work like men. I have seen many a decent unemployed man tided over hard
+times by being sent to work on our farm. The result of our first
+winter's experiment was that twenty-five of the men emigrated to Canada,
+the better for the training we had given them on the land. A dozen
+obtained work on their own account. And then, as the winter passed and
+trade got better, we began to discharge the men gradually. Over one
+hundred of the discharged men have never asked for relief from the
+Guardians since. If we had taken them into the workhouse at the time of
+their destitution, as the Poor Law prescribes, the greater part of them
+would have become permanent charges on the rates for the rest of their
+lives."
+
+This promising experiment was killed by the Local Government Board. The
+Local Government Board refused to allow the farm to be continued except
+as a branch workhouse. Mr. Fels, at the end of the three years' trial,
+wrote to the Guardians:--
+
+
+ I desire to emphasise that my offer of the farm in the first
+ instance was not for the purpose of establishing a branch
+ workhouse, and in that way perpetuating stone yards, oakum picking,
+ and corn grinding, and other useless tasks, which seems to be all
+ the Local Government Board want to do.
+
+ On the contrary, I hoped that your Board would be allowed to try to
+ re-establish men who were down on their luck. I never for one
+ moment dreamed that your Board would be forced by the Local
+ Government Board to keep 150 men on one hundred acres of land, it
+ being obvious to me then, as now, that neither men nor staff could
+ have a chance in such conditions. Although the Local Government
+ Board has stifled this experiment, I am convinced that some such
+ Poor Law reform is bound to come.
+
+
+The Poplar experiment certainly satisfied Mr. Long when he was at the
+Local Government Board. He expressly stated, when suggesting the
+formation of his Central Unemployed Committee, that farm colonies
+represented one means by which the Committee could assist men out of
+work.
+
+One of the first things the Committee did was to take the Hollesley Bay
+Farm, where both Crooks and Lansbury as active members of the Committee
+helped to develop the work. Mr. Fels again assisted, this time building
+a number of cottages with a view to drafting off some of the colonists
+into a position of independence, joined by their wives and families
+from London. The hope is entertained that some proportion of them may
+become small holders. Hollesley Bay Farm, which had been an agricultural
+training college for the sons of rich men going to the colonies, thus
+became a centre for training poor men to colonise their own country.
+
+All these practical schemes for helping the unemployed and saving the
+cities from recurring periods of distress, which Crooks had done so much
+to set going, lend colour to his claim that the time has come for the
+addition to all future Cabinets of a new member to be styled the
+Minister for Labour. For nearly twenty years we have seen this labouring
+man, content with his three or four pounds a week, in a working-man's
+house in a working-man's neighbourhood, devising and carrying out social
+measures for the well-being of the nation that ought rightly to have
+come from the Government.
+
+"The first thing a Labour Minister would do," he says, "would be to take
+over the Labour Department and other more or less allied departments of
+the Board of Trade. The present Labour returns of the Board of Trade are
+no good to anybody. I would have the Labour Minister obtain from all the
+local authorities a statement of what they regard as useful public works
+for their own districts. As soon as a spell of bad trade set in in any
+particular district our Minister of Industry would turn up the
+suggestions that had reached him from the affected quarter and make a
+national grant towards starting the local works.
+
+"Then again I should leave to his Department rather than to the Local
+Government Board the duty of controlling farm colonies. I want to see
+the Government responsible for three separate kinds of labour colonies.
+First I want a farm colony for the habitual able-bodied pauper. He needs
+to have his muscles hardened and to be trained to work. The tasks set
+such a man in the workhouse are wasteful, and do him no good. You might
+have a combination of Poor Law Unions interested in such a colony. The
+second class of farm colony would be for habitual tramps. These men need
+to be kept entirely separate from able-bodied paupers. The third class
+would be voluntary colonies, to which unemployed men could be sent and
+trained in market gardening and farming.
+
+"In fact, the practical work a Minister of Labour could do is endless.
+He could settle differences between masters and men before a strike was
+thought of. To him could be referred disputes as to machinery, questions
+as to safeguards, matters affecting hours, meal-times, overtime, and
+women's work. He would be the most useful Minister in the Cabinet."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI
+
+THE REVIVAL OF BUMBLEDOM
+
+ Crooks's Poor Law Policy Attacked--How a Local Government Board
+ Inquiry was Conducted--Crooks's Mistake in Remaining Chairman of
+ the Board of Guardians--The Inspector's Report--Why the Poor Die
+ rather than go to Poplar Workhouse.
+
+
+It is easy to understand that the humane spirit Crooks had infused into
+Poor Law administration, and the fact of his having made the State
+recognise a duty to the unemployed, was not acceptable to the old order
+of Poor Law administrators, nor to some of the officials of the Local
+Government Board.
+
+When Crooks entered upon Poor Law work he found it bound hand and foot
+by red tape. The men elected by the people did not rule at all. They
+were little more than the servants of paid officials, whether in the
+person of Bumble in the workhouse or of Bumble at the Local Government
+Board.
+
+We have seen how he fought against Bumble administration, and how
+successive Presidents of the Local Government Board lent him their
+support. Mr. Ritchie, at the request of Poplar, reduced the
+qualification for Guardians. Sir Henry Fowler abolished it, and, again
+at Poplar's request, deprived workhouse masters of the power to refuse
+admission to Guardians. Mr. Henry Chaplin ordered "workhouse comforts"
+and "adequate out-relief." Mr. Walter Long improved the dietary scale
+and formed the Central Unemployed Committee. Mr. Gerald Balfour passed
+the Unemployed Act.
+
+All these reforms were more or less unwelcome to Bumbledom. One can
+understand how impatiently those who stood for the old harsh order of
+things waited for an opportunity to break into revolt. Their opportunity
+came in June, 1906, at the Local Government Board Inquiry into Poplar's
+Poor Law administration.
+
+Crooks, who was still Chairman, courted the fullest and most open
+investigation. Directly he heard that the Poplar Municipal Alliance was
+making charges against the Guardians to the Local Government Board, he
+appealed for a public Inquiry.
+
+On the opening day of the public Inquiry at Poplar Crooks and his
+colleague George Lansbury felt it to be their duty to protest against
+its being conducted by an Inspector who, they alleged, had his verdict
+in his pocket. They wished to make no reflection upon the Inspector's
+personal integrity, but they declared then and afterwards that it
+appeared to them to be "quite unjust to appoint so extreme an opponent
+of their policy to conduct the inquiry."
+
+For fifteen out of the twenty days that the inquiry lasted the Inspector
+allowed the Municipal Alliance practically to direct the proceedings.
+They did their best to discredit Crooks's Poor Law policy on account of
+the malpractices of some of his colleagues, of which, up to then, owing
+to the pressure of his other public duties, he had been ignorant.
+
+The Inspector, whose knowledge might have taught him how far from true
+many of the innuendoes were, made no attempt to stop them. He appeared
+to think it quite right to allow statements to go forth to the public
+that paupers were being fed on all kinds of delicacies, and that
+serviettes, pocket handkerchiefs, and outfits for girls going to service
+were for the use of the ordinary inmates of the workhouse.
+
+The public did not know at the time that the "Linen Collars for
+Workhouse Inmates," blazoned forth in the Press as an example of
+Poplar's extravagance, were simply what were supplied to the boys in the
+school, that they too, like the girls, might go out into the world no
+longer branded, but self-respecting.
+
+All through the Inquiry the public was given to understand that Poplar
+was an example of what happens under Labour administration. Since the
+two most prominent Guardians, Crooks and Lansbury, were known everywhere
+as Labour leaders, the whole Board was wrongly supposed to consist of
+their followers. In reality, out of a Board of twenty-four members only
+ten were Labour representatives, and not half of these Socialists. The
+majority of the Guardians were Conservatives and Liberals.
+
+The policy of Crooks and Lansbury did to a large extent dominate the
+Board, due no doubt to their ability and personal magnetism. But
+between the _policy_ of these two men and the _administration_ of
+certain of their colleagues lay a gulf that neither the Inspector nor
+the Press seemed to see at the time. These two were held responsible for
+certain faults of administration committed by individual members of the
+Board belonging to the Liberal and Conservative parties. They were
+actually held up to reproach and ridicule for faults and follies
+committed by colleagues who had bitterly opposed their policy at every
+step.
+
+The Inquiry taught Crooks his mistake in consenting to remain Chairman
+of the Board after his election to Parliament. We have seen that his
+consent to remain was given reluctantly, and on the understanding that
+he should devote less time to the work. He little thought that some of
+those who pressed him to stay would take advantage of his relaxed
+attention to bring discredit on the Board's administration. He therefore
+seized an early opportunity in the succeeding year of resigning the
+office, informing the Board by word of mouth, and the people of Poplar
+by circular letter, that in doing so, owing to the press of other public
+duties, he did not propose to abandon in the smallest way any part of
+that policy of Poor Law reform to which the best years of his public
+life had been devoted. He also publicly declared in Poplar repeatedly
+that he would do his best to expose and turn out of public life any
+person guilty of corruption, and even while the Inquiry was going on he
+appealed to the Inspector more than once to order a prosecution of
+suspected Guardians and contractors.
+
+After the dust and din caused by the Municipal Alliance had died down,
+that body found itself largely discredited in Poplar. One of its members
+wrote to the Press:--
+
+
+ Over this Inquiry we have already made many enemies.... It would be
+ difficult to define what the Alliance set out to do, but the
+ methods employed in doing it were, to say the least, unworthy....
+
+ I did not think, when we embarked on this expensive trip, that we
+ were going to attempt to cover with ridicule men who, it must be
+ admitted, have devoted a considerable portion of their time to the
+ affairs of the Union, and are now proved to have been thoroughly
+ honest in their policy.
+
+
+The Alliance was to receive a heavier blow from the Poplar people. To
+them an insult to Crooks was an insult to Poplar. The Borough Council
+Elections followed soon after the Inquiry, the Alliance throwing all its
+weight into the local campaign. In nearly all the other London boroughs
+the Progressives and Labour men were badly beaten. In Poplar the Labour
+Party went back larger in numbers and backed by a stronger vote of the
+electors than they had ever had before. Lansbury defeated the Chairman
+of the Alliance.
+
+"That," said Crooks at the time, in an interview in one of the daily
+papers, "is the answer of the people of Poplar to the slanders and
+misrepresentations levelled against me. The people of Poplar know the
+truth about my policy, whatever may have been the shortcomings of some
+of my colleagues; the people of London do not know--they only have the
+Yellow Press version."
+
+Again, when a few weeks later the triennial election for the London
+County Council took place, the people of Poplar stood by their Labour
+member. Progressive and Labour seats fell all over London in March,
+1907, but Crooks was re-elected for Poplar at the top of the poll with
+3,504 votes, though the Alliance strained every nerve to oust him.
+
+Then it was that his outside accusers began to suspect they had been
+misled. Here was a prophet in his own country indeed--accused and
+slandered outside, but trusted and honoured by his neighbours. And when
+a month later the election of Guardians took place, and Poplar, put to a
+third test, declared more emphatically than ever for the Crooks policy
+by defeating about two-thirds of the Alliance candidates and electing an
+increased number of Labour men, the eyes of the public were opened.
+
+But the revival of Bumbledom was not yet at an end. The Local Government
+Board Inspector's report came out three and a half months after the
+inquiry closed. The unusual course was followed of publishing it before
+the evidence. When the evidence did appear it disproved many of the
+Inspector's conclusions.
+
+The Inspector was bound to say there was no reflection upon the
+"personal integrity of Mr. Crooks and Mr. Lansbury."
+
+While deprecating the standard of comfort in the workhouse, the
+Inspector made no reference to the doctor's statement that he did not
+think the inmates were too well fed or clad. Rather, he tried to
+undermine Crooks's policy by remarks of this kind:--
+
+
+ Mr. Crooks in his evidence admitted that the dietary in the
+ workhouse was better than could be obtained by the independent
+ labourer in the borough with a wife and two children to keep who
+ received anything under 30s. a week.
+
+
+The evidence gives a different version. What Crooks said (page 389)
+was:--
+
+"A man with 30s. a week with a wife and two children can only just keep
+himself in decency. When he gets below that he gets below the Local
+Government Board diet.... The men in the workhouse get a bare
+subsistence, and no man outside ought to be paid wages less than enable
+him to get that kind of living. What you have to prove is that we are
+giving the people in the workhouse such luxury as a man in ordinary work
+at from thirty to forty shillings a week could not get at home. But what
+he" [the legal representative of the Municipal Alliance] "does not say
+is that we are dealing with the very aged in the workhouse--the
+able-bodied, as you know, are exceedingly limited in number--but he does
+not appreciate for a moment that after all a man's liberty is worth
+something. Liberty has not fallen in value. It is a priceless something.
+A man will die for it. And our people will die--a good many of
+them--rather than go into the workhouse."
+
+It happened that the people of Poplar were dying for it about that very
+time. While the Local Government Board was harassing Crooks for his
+efforts to save the poor from starvation, another Department of the
+State was in correspondence with the Guardians over two cases of people
+who had died from starvation in Poplar. This was the Home Office.
+
+It is a theory of the British Constitution that no person in the kingdom
+should die of starvation. Yet in London alone forty-eight people died of
+starvation in the winter of 1905-6. Whitechapel, which gives no
+out-relief, and is held up as a model by the Inspector who conducted the
+Poplar inquiry, had ten deaths from starvation within its borders during
+the year. Poplar, where the Guardians are said to be too generous in
+their treatment of the poor, was unable, with all its zeal, to prevent
+two people dying from want of food.
+
+One of the victims was a child whose father refused to go into Poplar
+workhouse--this so-called "palace of luxury"--because he thought he
+might still be able to earn a trifle outside. Out-relief in the way of
+food was given to the value of 3s. 6d. a week, but that not being enough
+for a family of five, the youngest defied the British Constitution by
+quietly slipping into the grave--"Died of asthenia and bronchitis," was
+the coroner's verdict, "due to mother's want of food, accelerated by
+want of proper clothing."
+
+Shortly afterwards a married labourer in Old Ford, faced with
+starvation, refused to apply to the Poplar Guardians because it had
+become common talk among the poor of the district that the Local
+Government Board would no longer allow the Guardians to assist people
+outside the workhouse. And one morning this unemployed man had to run to
+the nearest doctor's because one of his children was "took queer." What
+followed was told by the doctor in evidence a few days later at the
+Poplar Coroner's Court. He related how he was knocked up in the early
+morning, and how, when he went to the house, he found no sign of food,
+no fire, and, lying on some scanty bedding, a girl-child, who had been
+dead about an hour. Death, he added, was due to exhaustion from want of
+sufficient food. He was so shocked with the poverty of the home that he
+gave the parents five shillings out of his own pocket, and sent them
+something to eat.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII
+
+APPEAL TO THE PEOPLE
+
+ Crooks Appeals to the Public--"This Insult to the Poor"--Resentment
+ all over the Country--A Voice from the Hungry 'Forties--Cheering
+ Letters--A Government Department's Blunder--Poplar's Appeal to
+ Crooks.
+
+
+The day after the report of the Local Government Board Inspector was
+published, Crooks sent his decision upon it to the Press. He wrote from
+the House of Commons, where, as he stated in his letter, "the unfairness
+and injustice of the report in its bearings on my Poor Law policy are so
+far recognised that to-day I have been told by members of all parties
+that the report is not only wicked but brutal." He further stated in his
+letter to the Press:--
+
+"Will you permit me to make it public through your columns that I accept
+the challenge thrown down in the Local Government Board report? Against
+all its strictures I intend to maintain my stand on that policy of
+humanising the Poor Law, to which I have given the greater part of my
+life. And in doing so I propose to appeal from the Local Government
+Board to the public.
+
+"If the public upholds this insult to the poor I shall be painfully
+surprised. After twenty days of a searching inquiry, and after twice
+twenty pages of a strained attack on Mr. Lansbury and myself, there is
+nothing to show that we have done anything against the actual orders and
+regulations of the very Board that now rises in mock-heroic wrath to
+slay us. Our only crime is that we have humanised a system framed in
+1834, when the voteless working classes were dragooned by a middle-class
+majority....
+
+"My present duty is clear. The public may remember that at Mr. Chaplin's
+request I went as a nominee of the Local Government Board on the
+Metropolitan Asylums Board. It may remember that I was co-opted on the
+Central Unemployed Body on the suggestion of Mr. Walter Long. Now that
+the Local Government Board, under the new Government, has seen fit to
+attack me and my Labour colleagues, and to flout the poor as I venture
+to say they have never been flouted by that Department before, I can no
+longer hold those two positions. I propose to resign. Nor until its
+attitude towards the poor and the unemployed changes will I ever consent
+to represent the Local Government Board on any public body again. I
+prefer to represent the people....
+
+"The faults of administration at Poplar, so grossly magnified in this
+report, are common to all such bodies, and Poplar will do its best to
+avoid them. But the policy will not change. By that we stand or fall."
+
+The reason for that policy was briefly explained in a special report
+issued by the Poplar Guardians and signed by Crooks as Chairman. It
+formed part of the Board's reply to the Inspector's report. Thus:--
+
+
+ This policy was never put in force with the idea that it would lead
+ to a reduction in rates or in the number applying for relief. No
+ one imagines that decent treatment of the poor will choke off
+ applicants in the manner that harsh treatment will, but we claim
+ that under the Act of Elizabeth, the poor (not merely the
+ destitute, but the poor) are entitled to come to society in time of
+ need.
+
+ The State provides all kinds of services for the community, such as
+ roads, sewers, light, police, army, navy, education, etc., and we
+ all enjoy those privileges. The State pensions its well-paid
+ Cabinet Ministers and officials; and we claim that the poor, whose
+ charter is the 43rd of Elizabeth, instead of being penalised when
+ needing help, should receive such help in an ungrudging measure and
+ in a manner which would most effectively preserve their
+ self-respect.
+
+ Finally, we would again repeat that our pauperism is due to our
+ poverty, that our policy is based on the claims recognised by
+ statute as the due right of the poor. We neither palliate nor
+ excuse any lapses either on the part of members or officers of the
+ Board, but we claim that as a Board we have carried out our duties
+ as efficiently and as economically as we were able, that we have
+ never given indiscriminate relief either in or out of the
+ workhouse, and in the main have usefully tried to do our duty both
+ to the poor, who have our first claim, and to the ratepayers.
+
+ We have never ceased to urge for the past ten years that the poor
+ are a metropolitan charge, that unemployment is a national
+ question, that the Poor Law should be reformed. We are glad to know
+ that our work, despite this present attack, has been successful,
+ and that the poor of Poplar are better cared for, and not only the
+ poor of Poplar, but the poor of the United Kingdom generally, as a
+ result of our effort.
+
+
+His appeal to the public won an inspiring response. Bumbledom was
+against him, but the people were with him. While a section of the Press
+was attacking him, it was so far ignorant of what the people of England
+were thinking as to know nothing at all of the tremendous meetings he
+was addressing all over the country.
+
+His meetings in Poplar and Woolwich, where he was supported with rousing
+enthusiasm, were the largest he had ever had in those boroughs. At
+Chesterfield he addressed an open-air meeting of nearly twenty thousand
+Midland miners, when his reference to his Poor Law policy was cheered to
+the echo. The Cleveland miners were equally enthusiastic when he went up
+to their annual gathering. It was the same at public meetings in
+Newcastle, Burton, Huddersfield, Rossendale, Stockport, Batley,
+Sunderland, Penarth--the man who had stood out against one of
+Bumbledom's fiercest onslaughts had the good-will and confidence of the
+working people of England. At his indoor meetings there were rarely
+fewer than two thousand people present. Often he had audiences of four
+and five thousand.
+
+It looked as though a recurrence of his old illness would prevent him
+from keeping an appointment to speak on his Poor Law policy at Bradford.
+Such was the strength of the appeal sent to him, however, that he
+determined to risk it. He had to be helped by his wife on the journey,
+and when at the meeting it was found he was unable to stand there was a
+unanimous call that he be allowed to keep his chair while speaking.
+Seated in the middle of the platform, he held an audience of two or
+three thousand people for upwards of an hour. The response he wrung from
+the crowded hall moved him deeply. Bumbledom never had a worse hour.
+
+Of course his first public meeting after the publication of the Local
+Government Board's report took place at the Dock Gates in Poplar.
+
+"We never had a better meeting," he wrote to me the next day. "The
+audience backed me to a man and woman--and, by the way, we never had so
+many women present before. It did me good."
+
+At some of his provincial meetings there were people who well-nigh
+worshipped him. Old men in particular who had known the Hungry 'Forties
+would come up to him after the meeting and say:--
+
+"Let me shake you by the hand, Mr. Crooks. We read about it in the
+papers, but the papers don't understand. We've been through it, and
+know. Don't be down-hearted, Mr. Crooks. God bless you!"
+
+At a small country town a bed had been reserved for him at the little
+hotel outside the railway station. He arrived about midnight, and found
+the place in darkness. He knocked loudly for some time. At last a man's
+voice was heard from the railway line.
+
+"Is that Mr. Crooks? Lord love yer, we knew you'd be late, and gone
+again early in the morning, and so that I shouldn't miss seeing you I
+told the hotel-keeper to go to bed and let me have the keys, so that
+you couldn't get in without me shaking you by the hand."
+
+His first public meeting in Woolwich after the Local Government Board
+Inquiry drew an audience of over five thousand people to the Drill Hall.
+His colleague Lansbury shared in the inspiring reception and addressed
+the meeting.
+
+Crooks told the audience it was no wonder that Lansbury and he got angry
+at times over our iniquitous Poor Law system. Such was the injustice of
+the rating system in London that Poplar--which was spending out of the
+rates per head of population less than half what West-End districts like
+Kensington and Marylebone were spending--appeared to outsiders to be
+extravagant. If those West-End Boroughs had Poplar's poor to look after,
+their rates, instead of being about 7s., would be about 15s. in the
+pound. The poor of Poplar were London's poor; yet the cost of looking
+after them was borne mainly by the people of Poplar. London was the only
+city in the world where those who grew rich on the labour of the poor
+were able to segregate themselves in favoured quarters, and escape their
+obligation to help the aged poor unable to work longer.
+
+He went on to show the iniquities of our Poor Law system from a national
+standpoint. About £28,000,000 a year was raised in the name of the Poor
+Law. Of this only £14,000,000 had any connection with the Poor Law at
+all. And how were the fourteen millions spent? The poor got seven and a
+half millions, while the remaining six and a half millions were spent
+in administrative charges. That meant that every 5s. given to the poor
+out of the rates cost the ratepayers another 4s. 9d. to give it. No
+wonder that Bumbledom became nervous when Guardians urged that the poor
+rather than officials should receive more of this money raised for the
+poor. The Local Government Board Inspector, when deploring that Poplar's
+expenditure on the poor had gone up during the last ten years, might
+have added that during the same period the cost of collecting rates in
+the City had gone up from £11,000 to £23,000. It seemed to be all right
+when officials got the money, but all wrong when the poor got it.
+
+"I believe in being a true Guardian of the poor, and not merely a
+Guardian of the Poor Rate. We in Poplar have preferred to save the lives
+of the poor rather than the rates. Even then we have administered with
+remarkable economy; for Poplar's rates would not be high if London as a
+whole paid its proper share towards maintaining London's poor. We in
+Poplar, however, have not allowed an unjust rating system to prevent us
+from doing our duty to broken-down old people, to the starving and to
+the unemployed. We agree with Carlyle that 'to believe practically, that
+the poor and luckless are here only as a nuisance to be abraded and
+abated, and in some permissible manner made away with, and swept out of
+sight, is not an amiable faith. To say to the poor: Ye shall eat the
+bread of affliction and drink the water of affliction and be very
+miserable while here, requires not so much a stretch of heroic faculty
+in any sense as due toughness of bowels.'"
+
+From Stockport, where he had been addressing one of a series of public
+meetings in the Midlands, he wrote:--
+
+"How good the people are! Whenever I mention Poplar, it is truly
+inspiring to hear the magnificent response. Last night the moment the
+word passed my lips an audience of two thousand cheered like one man. It
+sometimes overwhelms me almost. Who am I to deserve it?...
+
+"I am sometimes told that I affect to despise my critics. You know
+better, of course. But, really, after such experiences as these, I can't
+help laughing at them when I think of their ponderous official
+pronouncements against my policy and of the equally ponderous lectures
+read to me by certain sections of the Press and the Church. When will
+the Press and the Church, and 'all who are put in authority over us,'
+come to learn what the mind of the people really is, and begin to
+interpret it rightly? I know the heart of the people to be true. That is
+why I laugh and go on my way confident that the little piece of
+well-doing I have aimed at on behalf of the poor and the unemployed will
+in the end put to 'silence the ignorance of foolish men.'"
+
+If his meetings were inspiring, the same can be said of his
+correspondence. Public men, in various parts of the country, including
+Guardians, wrote to congratulate him on the brave stand he had made
+against the forces of Bumbledom. From other quarters he had many
+encouraging letters.
+
+Canon Scott Holland wrote: "You know how your friends feel for you in
+this cruel trouble. We need not tell you how we trust you, and believe
+in you, and stand by you."
+
+"You have made many lives happier and better by your work on behalf of
+the poor," wrote a high official from a central Poor Law establishment.
+"I thought it might be a comfort to you to know we feel indignant that
+you have been rudely assailed."
+
+It was encouraging also to receive a note from a prominent Woolwich
+Conservative. The writer commenced by saying that although he was a
+political opponent, and would continue to be so, he had the greatest
+respect for Crooks personally, and wished to assure him that he did not
+agree with the attacks that had been made on his Poor Law policy.
+
+"Cheer up," came a message from the Rev. A. Tildsley, pastor of the
+Poplar and Bromley Tabernacle. "Don't get off your high pedestal to go
+down to your opponents' level. Leave the mud alone. The sun shines
+daily, and will soon dry it. Then it will drop off itself. All good men
+have to pay the price. This is not your first baptism of fire in defence
+of the poor."
+
+From the Oxford House Settlement, Bethnal Green, the Rev. H. S.
+Woolcombe wrote:--"I am perfectly certain that this attack cannot do you
+any permanent harm, and that you and Lansbury are both men too big to
+let it abate your courage and determination to go on with your work."
+
+Letters came to him from abroad long after the Inquiry. Unknown friends
+in America, France, and other countries sent him sympathetic letters. He
+told one of his Woolwich meetings--according to the report in the Labour
+Party's weekly newspaper, the _Woolwich Pioneer_:--
+
+
+ He had had a few letters that were not sympathetic (Laughter, and a
+ voice, "Rub it in for Robb"). Well, he had rubbed it in as well as
+ he could. Mr. Robb [the legal representative of the Alliance at the
+ Inquiry] was not a bad chap at all. A man must earn his money, and
+ Mr. Robb had earned his very well. He (Mr. Crooks) had not a word
+ to say against anybody. Some mud had been thrown, but it would
+ easily brush off. After all, there still remained the obligation to
+ look after those who were unable to look after themselves, and to
+ give to the poor and little children left to their care and mercy
+ the best of their ability and service. They were proud that God had
+ given them the opportunity to do the work they had done. And they
+ were not ashamed.
+
+
+It is noteworthy that when the Local Government Board was investigating
+the Guardians' contracts something was brought to light which even the
+Inspector records to the credit of Poplar. He found that some years
+previously the Guardians, recognising that the system of dealing with
+contracts by Poor Law authorities was a faulty one, liable to abuse, had
+appealed to the Local Government Board to establish a central authority
+for dealing with all Poor Law contracts in London, thus removing from
+the local Guardians the temptation towards favouritism and loose
+administration.
+
+That appeal was disregarded, though it is understood the Local
+Government Board will shortly be compelled to carry out Poplar's
+suggestion, because of the demoralisation which the loose system has
+created. Had the appeal been heeded at the time--originated as it was by
+the Labour Members at Poplar--much of the corruption brought to light in
+several Poor Law Unions in respect to contracts could never have taken
+place. The Local Government Board's own loose system, therefore, has
+been indirectly responsible for corruption on Poor Law bodies.
+
+This fact doubtless influenced Canon Barnett to pass very severe
+strictures on the Local Government Board's gross neglect of duty. "The
+inspectors of the Local Government Board," he stated in the _Daily
+News_, "hold inquiries into scandals for which they are themselves
+largely responsible. Why did they not discover and report these matters
+years ago? We ought to have independent inquiries, in which the
+inspectors are subjected to examination, for it is their perfunctory
+inspection which has allowed the growth of such evil."
+
+Defeated over the Inquiry the Local Government Board carried out a
+minute analysis of the Guardians' accounts. The ordinary Local
+Government Board audit occupies only three days. In the case of Poplar,
+it was on this occasion extended over three months. Every item was
+carefully examined in accounts representing an expenditure of over a
+quarter of a million sterling. On the whole of this sum, the auditor,
+after his three months' investigation, only found half a dozen trifling
+items that he could question. These represented a few shillings for
+"Guardians' and other persons' teas," and about £5 in respect to
+excessive fares under the head of travelling expenses. These items were
+surcharged to the individual Guardians responsible, of whom Crooks,
+needless to say, was not one. Indeed, he as Chairman assisted the
+auditor in bringing to light what he considered the excessive fares
+which had been charged by some of his colleagues on the Board.
+
+The surcharge for the teas revealed Bumbledom at its worst. The "other
+persons' teas" referred to included the occasional afternoon cup offered
+to the ladies of the Brabazon Society on their visiting days. Bumbledom,
+which connives at Guardians' six-course dinners at five shillings per
+head in other Unions, proved itself to be so far embittered against
+Poplar that it actually objected to a cup of tea and a lunch biscuit to
+lady visitors belonging to a society which has given thousands of pounds
+from the private purses of its members for brightening our workhouses.
+
+It happened that these ladies were presenting their yearly report on
+Poplar Workhouse about the same time the Local Government Board attack
+took place. These good women are not influenced by the Local Government
+Board or by Municipal Alliances or by the party differences among the
+Guardians. Their opinion is that of a quiet body of independent,
+intelligent women. In their report on Poplar Workhouse they say:--
+
+
+ During the year forty-six meetings have been held, and at each some
+ part of the House has been visited. The year has been singularly
+ free from complaints, all the inmates seeming happy and contented.
+
+ The nurses in charge are kindness itself, and are uniformly
+ good-tempered and active. The whole House is kept beautifully
+ clean, and each ward is a picture of cosiness and comfort.
+
+ Every useful aid is procured for the infirm, to help them to move
+ about easily. The sick are kindly tended, and the little children's
+ health and comfort carefully supervised.
+
+
+Observe, in connection with this three months' audit, that not a penny
+was surcharged in respect to the out-relief grants. Notwithstanding all
+the wild charges that had been made, not a single case could be found
+where Crooks's policy of helping the poor could be proved to be illegal.
+After all the hubbub, a three months' scrutiny under the eye of a
+capable Government auditor proved that Poplar had simply been carrying
+out the law relating to the poor.
+
+The Local Government Board was badly beaten in its attempt to discredit
+Crooks's policy. Finally, it was argued on the Board's behalf, as though
+in a last grasp at a straw, that the decrease in the amount of
+out-relief during the year of the Inquiry was in itself a justification
+of the Local Government Board's action. Everybody outside the Board
+knows differently. The year referred to (1906) was the most prosperous
+this country has ever experienced. If anything, the industries of
+Poplar shared in that prosperity to a larger extent than other parts of
+the country. The primary cause of the decrease was not the Inquiry, but
+the lessening of want brought about by an extraordinary trade revival.
+
+"Give us," Crooks has repeatedly stated in public, "the same terrible
+state of things that we had in some of the previous winters, and I shall
+apply the same remedy again. The law is there for the sake of the poor,
+not for the sake of officials. My policy is not a haphazard one. It is
+the outcome of years of experience. It is fundamentally sound, and will
+one day become a national policy."
+
+Crooks had indeed played a part for the poor of the whole nation. Before
+the echoes of the Bumbledom agitation had died away the very Government
+which allowed one of its Departments to be made an instrument in that
+agitation was promising to carry out the very reforms for which Crooks
+had striven and suffered--Old Age Pensions, Amendment of the Poor Law,
+and Equalisation of London Rates.
+
+The Government, however, shirked a discussion of the Poplar Report in
+the House of Commons. The Labour Party, backed by Conservative Members,
+pressed the Prime Minister for an opportunity to discuss the report. Mr.
+Keir Hardie and Crooks pointed out that, as the report stood, an
+injustice was done to a popularly elected body, the effect of which
+would be to deter other Boards of Guardians from carrying out the Poor
+Law in a humane spirit. They further maintained that the country was now
+without guidance as to how to treat poor people out of work and in need
+of food.
+
+But the Government had learnt by this time that a departmental blunder
+had been committed by associating the Poor Law policy of Crooks with the
+faulty administration of some of his colleagues. The Prime Minister got
+out of the difficulty by informing the House that the report was not
+made by the Local Government Board, but to that Board by one of their
+officers, "and," he added, "I don't understand that it is proposed to
+call in question any action of my right hon. friend the President in
+regard to the report."
+
+Indeed, the President of the Local Government Board assured a friend of
+Crooks in a conversation in the Lobby that there had been a
+misunderstanding somewhere. He sought an early opportunity of giving
+Crooks a similar assurance.
+
+
+It was said of Crooks in Poplar about that time that he was going to
+leave the neighbourhood never to return. Working-men came round to him
+in solemn deputation, and women and children stopped him in the street,
+in order to hear from his own lips that the bodeful rumour bore no
+meaning. The rumour, which never had the smallest basis of truth,
+reached the workhouse, where he had not been seen for two or three
+weeks, weighed down as he was by a hundred public attacks, his own
+wearing illness and a heavy domestic trouble. But one afternoon he found
+time to go and see the inmates again. And old men hobbled towards him
+and clutched his arm and hand as they broke down in their efforts to
+tell him what was in their hearts. When he entered the women's wards
+there was a chorus of almost tearful appeals. "Say it isn't true, Mr.
+Crooks." "Don't go away and leave us, Mr. Crooks."
+
+Sitting alone at the end of a bench was one old dame talking to herself
+in that vague, mumbling way common to many old women in our workhouses.
+As she rambled on in her talk she took up the cry:--
+
+"Don't leave us, Mr. Crooks. For over seventy years I worked hard, Mr.
+Crooks, ever since I was eight years of age. Brought up a family of
+ten--two boys died in the wars, one drowned at sea. All the others left
+me long ago, and I don't know where they are. And my man was buried in
+'eighty-nine--buried near the brickfields where we worked together
+thirty years before. And I kept myself outside for fifteen years, a lone
+old woman; and you helped me, Mr. Crooks, until I couldn't look after
+myself any longer, and then you made me comfortable here. So now I count
+the days between your coming to see us to cheer us up. So please don't
+leave us, Mr. Crooks. Don't--don't leave us, Mr. Crooks."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+"THE HAPPY WARRIOR"
+
+ A Cheerful Invalid and his Neighbours--The Starving Children in the
+ Schools--Public Confidence in Crooks--Left Smiling.
+
+
+Shortly afterwards he was laid low for two or three weeks, the victim of
+his old enemy, muscular rheumatism.
+
+"Some of my ancestors must have been aristocrats," he used to tell his
+visitors good-naturedly from his sick bed in explanation of his
+recurring complaint.
+
+As usual, the knocker at No. 81, Gough Street, knew no rest during his
+illness. Hundreds of people called to leave sympathetic little messages
+of goodwill. From Woolwich came a telegram from a party of children. An
+old bedridden man laboriously penned a letter, brought round by his aged
+wife, to say that Mr. Crooks might like to know that an "ole bloke as is
+pegging out fast" was thinking of him all day, and hoping he would soon
+get well.
+
+This message cheered the invalid greatly, and he sent back a reply that
+renewed the old man's youth for weeks. For Crooks never lost his
+cheerfulness when lying bandaged in bed. He used to banter his wife and
+daughters, and his Labour colleagues in Parliament who came to visit
+him, until they had to hold their sides with laughter. His cheery doctor
+used to store up good stories for the invalid's delectation; but he
+always had to admit that Crooks could cap them all with better ones.
+
+Once back at work again, Crooks threw all the time and energy he could
+spare from Parliament and his Labour meetings into a campaign for
+feeding starving school children. Perhaps the best instance of the
+people's trust in him was supplied by what happened in consequence of a
+powerful plea for hungry children he made on the London County Council.
+The Moderates were then in power, and he pleaded with them to persist no
+longer in their policy of refusing to exercise their powers under the
+Necessitous School Children's Act, which enables them to spend public
+money on food for starving scholars.
+
+It was nigh on midnight before he got an opportunity of raising the
+question, and then--according to the _Daily Mail_, which had often been
+one of his bitterest opponents--he "electrified his sleepy colleagues as
+he expressed the agony of hungry children and the despair of parents
+unable to satisfy their cravings. The speech was spoken without a single
+note; it came from his heart. When Mr. Crooks sat down, exhausted by the
+effort--he was far from well--there was a moment of dead silence. Then
+there broke out the applause which relieved the tension. There was
+scarcely a dry eye in the Council chamber."
+
+In the course of his speech to the Council Crooks said:--
+
+
+ There are no hard-hearted men and there are no hard-hearted women;
+ there are only men and women ignorant of the need. Only the other
+ day a teacher in one of our schools showed me a letter from a
+ mother of three fatherless girls. It ran:--
+
+ Dear Teacher,--Will you allow my little girls to
+ come home at half-past three? I shall have earned sixpence
+ by then, and shall be able to give them something warm to eat.
+ They have had nothing all day.
+
+ Here are we, satisfied after a good dinner. Yet I know that this
+ very night hundreds of little children have gone to bed with
+ nothing but a cup of cold water for their supper, and that in the
+ morning they will have nothing but water for their breakfasts. What
+ do you expect them to become? What sort of citizens of this great
+ Empire City will they make?
+
+ I have seen the poor as they live, and I tell you that, much as
+ they may forgive you for many things, they will never forgive you
+ for neglecting the children--the children stunted in body and mind
+ for want of food, old before their time, with the souls, not of
+ children, but of old men and women.
+
+ A nation which neglects its children is damned. You are neglecting
+ London's hungry children by leaving the provision of meals to
+ private subscriptions which all over London have failed to meet the
+ little people's need. You never talk of running the Army and Navy
+ and the defence of the Empire generally by means of private
+ subscriptions and charitable doles. Yet the thing that is of
+ greater importance at the present moment than the Army and Navy to
+ us, as an Imperial people, is that the children who are going to
+ inherit the responsibility of the government of our vast Empire
+ should be properly fed and clothed _now_.
+
+ What have you to say to facts like these? A woman, early the other
+ morning, as soon as the shutters were down, entered a pawnbroker's
+ shop, and took from under her shawl, in a shamefaced manner, a
+ small bundle. The pawnbroker's assistant unrolled the bundle, and
+ there, clean washed and scarcely dry, was the woman's chemise. She
+ had taken it off her body, washed and partly dried it, and to the
+ pawnbroker's assistant she said:
+
+ "For the love of God, lend me sixpence on this."
+
+ "I cannot," said the assistant. "It's not worth it."
+
+ "Then give me threepence," pleaded the woman. "I must give my
+ children a mouthful before they go to school this morning."
+
+ You object to feed the children because it would increase the
+ rates. Yes, it would increase the rates by a farthing. But
+ indirectly you are increasing the rates to a far greater extent by
+ starving the children. By neglecting them now you will be compelled
+ to feed and shelter them later in life in workhouses and
+ infirmaries.
+
+ I appeal to you to rise to a sense of your responsibilities, and
+ see that these children are fed. If it meant that I should be
+ driven out of public life by feeding starving children out of the
+ rates, I should feed them out of the rates. I should then have done
+ my duty.
+
+
+The appeal moved the Council deeply, but on a party vote he was
+defeated, many of the Councillors who voted against him crowding round
+him afterwards to assure him of their individual sympathy.
+
+The sequel came the day after his speech was reported in the Press. From
+all parts of London he and his wife had cheques and postal orders
+showered upon them from people in all walks of life, from little
+children to old people. Nearly £200 in all came to hand, together with
+huge parcels of boots and clothing, every donor leaving it entirely in
+Crooks's hands as to how the money and the things were distributed, so
+long as the needy children got them.
+
+This is just the kind of thing that he deprecates, but, public bodies
+having failed to meet the need, he and his wife set to work, and did
+their best to meet it in their own neighbourhood. With the aid of a few
+friends they got in touch with some of the poorest schools in the East
+End, and soon thousands of hungry school children were fed and hundreds
+of the naked clothed.
+
+Crooks gave the London County Council no rest on this subject. He went
+on agitating until the Moderate majority in the succeeding winter at
+last gave in and agreed to make the feeding of necessitous scholars a
+public charge.
+
+
+Thus we leave him, still in the ranks fighting. We must part from him
+with a smile, since that is how he likes best to leave both friend and
+enemy. And those who heard him speak in the winter of 1908 at the City
+Temple smile every time they think of the occasion--a mass meeting of
+the London Federation of Pleasant Sunday Afternoon Brotherhoods.
+
+No written word can adequately describe the hilarious effect of Crooks's
+speech. Without the man behind them, the words alone convey little, as I
+many times have been made to feel keenly while writing this narrative.
+Indeed, one of Mr. Crooks's colleagues in Parliament, a staid, dull man
+of much wealth, accosted him in the House one afternoon with the remark:
+"How is it, Mr. Crooks, that when I repeat your stories to my
+constituents, they never laugh?"
+
+At the City Temple Crooks told his great audience how delighted he had
+been to observe the growth of the religious and civic spirit among the
+working classes since this movement for Sunday afternoon meetings began.
+
+"At the meetings in the early days," he said, "you know how you used to
+be troubled with the irrelevant questioner. I was present once when the
+speaker, after narrating his experiences abroad, was asked whether he
+was in favour of compulsory vaccination! Another time a man got up, and
+after reading out a list of parsons who had been sentenced asked me what
+I had to say to that?
+
+"'A bad lot,' I answered, 'but it doesn't shake my faith in Christianity
+any more than to-day's fog shakes my faith in the sun."
+
+"On another occasion a man asked me what I meant by condemning betting,
+seeing that the aristocracy backed horses.
+
+"'But the aristocracy know no better. You do. So set them an example.'
+
+"Then there was the heckler who wanted to know whether I objected to a
+man leaving money for the propagation of atheism.
+
+"'If he likes to do it, let him,' I answered. 'He's sure to regret it as
+soon as he is dead.'
+
+"And that reminds me," continued Crooks, "of what happened at the last
+County Council election. A local undertaker, who had always supported me
+before, stopped me in the street to say he was going to vote on the
+other side this time.
+
+"''Tain't as I don't believe in you, Mr. Crooks. I likes you as well as
+ever I did; but men in our calling must keep an eye on the party that
+best helps business, you know!'
+
+"I told him I did not understand.
+
+"'Why,' said the undertaker, 'I could make a decent living when the
+death rate was 20 per 1,000. I can even get along nicely when it's 18;
+but since you've bin on the move, Mr. Crooks, I can't make a living
+nohow, with a death rate no more'n 14.'"
+
+
+
+
+INDEX
+
+
+A
+
+Adult Sunday Schools, 213, 259
+
+Afforestation for unemployed, 265
+
+
+B
+
+Baby-farming in London, 94
+
+Balfour, Mr. Arthur, 17, 238, 261
+
+Baptist Union, Crooks addresses the, 257
+
+Barnett, Canon, 222, 290
+
+Beresford, Lord Charles, 186, 187
+
+Bishop of London, The, 257
+
+Blackwall Tunnel, Crooks and the, 101-04
+
+Boarding-out children, 125
+
+Borough Councillor, Crooks as a, 68, 154-74, 212
+
+Brabazon Society and Poplar Workhouse, 291
+
+Brotherhoods, Men's, 300
+
+Burns, Mr. John, 68, 189, 195, 265, 266, 294
+
+
+C
+
+Campbell-Bannerman, Sir H., 195, 294
+
+Canada and the unemployed, 231, 267
+
+Central Unemployed Committee, 232, 235
+
+Chamberlain, Mr. Joseph, 214, 217
+
+Chandler, Bishop, 23, 76
+
+Chaplin, Mr. Henry, 115, 144, 185
+
+Chesterton, Mr. G. K., 148, 149
+
+Children correspondents of Crooks, 171, 198
+
+Children, Poor Law, 119, 125
+
+Children, Starving School, 297
+
+Christianity and the working classes, 259
+
+Churches and Labour, 261
+
+City Temple Speech, 300
+
+"College" at the Dock Gates, Crooks's, 57, 212
+
+Collins, Sir William, 97
+
+Coronation festivities at Poplar, 169-171
+
+Craftsmanship, Need of, 41
+
+Crooks, Mrs., Will's mother; his tributes to, 3, 6, 18, 36
+
+Crooks, Mrs., Will Crooks's second wife, 73, 167, 249
+
+Crooks, Will:
+ born in a one-roomed home, 1;
+ taken into the workhouse, 9;
+ sent to a Poor Law school, 11;
+ an errand-boy, 16, 26;
+ at George Green schools, 19;
+ at Sunday School, 19;
+ books of his youth, 22;
+ at work in a smithy, 33;
+ apprenticed to coopering, 36;
+ nicknamed "Young John Bright," 37;
+ first marriage, 43;
+ dismissed as an agitator, 44;
+ out of work, 44, 51;
+ tramping experiences, 45;
+ finds work at Liverpool, 46, 50;
+ his child's death there, 46;
+ gets work as a dock labourer, 50;
+ his "college" at the dock gates, 57-66;
+ his part in the Great Dock Strike, 67;
+ a dangerous illness, 69;
+ death of his first wife, 72;
+ his second marriage, 73;
+ the Will Crooks Wages Fund formed, 75;
+ his election to the London County Council, 76;
+ declines a partnership, 81;
+ refuses a rent-free house, 82;
+ his work on the L.C.C., 85-104;
+ helps to formulate the Fair Wage Clause, 87;
+ is chosen Chairman of the Public Control Committee, 94;
+ declines the Vice-chairmanship of the L.C.C., 98;
+ secures open spaces for Poplar, 98;
+ his overcoat stolen, 99;
+ pleads the cause of good craftsmanship, 100;
+ the Blackwall Tunnel one of his monuments, 101;
+ is chosen Chairman of the Bridges Committee, 102;
+ becomes a Guardian for Poplar, 105;
+ is elected Chairman of the Board, 112;
+ changes the composition of the Board and of its staff, 112;
+ abolishes the pauper's garb, 114;
+ reforms the workhouse, 114-118;
+ sends Poor Law children to Board Schools, 120;
+ provides a home for them, 123;
+ his work on the Metropolitan Asylums Board, 128-43;
+ a peace-maker among the poor, 144;
+ chosen Mayor of Poplar, 154;
+ organises the King's Dinner to the Poor at Poplar, 169;
+ receives the Prince and Princess of Wales, 169;
+ raises funds for a Coronation treat to children, 170;
+ his policy of paying old age pensions through the Poor Law, 175-85;
+ his first election for Woolwich, 186-201;
+ his maiden speech, 202;
+ advocates the payment of members, 204;
+ introduces a Women's Enfranchisement Bill, 206;
+ retires from the Poplar Borough Council, 212;
+ up and down the country, 213;
+ ridicules Protection and Preference, 213-18;
+ his efforts for the unemployed, 219-51;
+ advocates the provision of useful work, 221;
+ his activity as a member of the Poplar Distress Committee, 223-26;
+ his scheme for a Central Unemployed Committee adopted by Mr. Walter
+ Long, 232;
+ his appeal to Mr. Balfour for rating powers for providing
+ work, 237-40;
+ overwork and illness, 241-42;
+ secures the passing of the Unemployed Bill, 244-47;
+ his children, 252-53;
+ his home life described by the _World_, 253;
+ his morning's work sketched by Mr. G. R. Sims, 255-56;
+ his many-sided activity, 257-60;
+ his temperance work, 260;
+ his relations with the Free Churches, 262-63;
+ his schemes for colonising England, 264-70;
+ defends the Poplar Board of Guardians at the Local Government
+ Inquiry (1906), 272;
+ sees his mistake in having remained Chairman of the Board, 274;
+ his reply to the Inspector's report, 280;
+ appeals to the public in defence of his policy, 281;
+ receives letters of encouragement, 287;
+ is assured by Mr. John Burns that there had been a
+ misunderstanding, 294;
+ is besought not to leave Poplar, 295
+
+Crown Lands and small holdings, 264
+
+
+D
+
+_Daily News_ Woolwich Election Fund, 188
+
+Deaths from starvation, 278
+
+Dickens, Charles, References to, 19, 32, 149, 118
+
+Dock Strike, The Great, 67-69
+
+Dolling, Father, 23, 166, 235
+
+Drage, Mr. Geoffrey, 191, 193
+
+
+E
+
+East India Company, The, 28, 29
+
+
+F
+
+Fair Rent Courts advocated by Crooks, 162
+
+Fair Wage Clause in the L.C.C.'s contracts, 87
+
+Farm Colonies, 231, 243, 266, 268
+
+Feeding Necessitous Scholars, 297-300
+
+First offenders, Children as, 138
+
+Foreshore reclamation, 220
+
+Free Church Council, Crooks and the, 261
+
+Free Trade defended by Crooks, 191, 214
+
+Frenchman, A, on Poplar, 257
+
+Fry, Mr. C. B., 148
+
+
+G
+
+General Election of 1906, 200
+
+George the Fourth at Blackwall, 31
+
+Gorst, Sir John, 209
+
+Government employees' wages, 203
+
+Guardians, _see_ Poplar Board of Guardians
+
+Guildhall Poor Law Conference, 121
+
+
+H
+
+Hardie, Mr. Keir, 189, 195
+
+Hills, Mr. A. F., 224, 226, 247
+
+Hollesley Bay Farm Colony, 268
+
+Holyoake, George Jacob, 42
+
+Hungry 'Forties, The, 284
+
+
+I
+
+Illness of Crooks, 241, 296
+
+
+J
+
+Juvenile Offenders' Bill, 137
+
+
+K
+
+King's Coronation Dinner to the Poor, 158, 169;
+ his Majesty's visit to Poplar as Prince of Wales, 102
+
+
+L
+
+Labour Co-partnership, 41
+
+Labour Representation Committee, The, 199, 242
+
+Laindon Farm Colony, 266
+
+Lansbury, George, 105, 232, 235, 242, 249, 273, 276, 281
+
+Lawson, Sir Wilfrid, 195
+
+Libraries for Poplar secured by Crooks, 65, 174
+
+Licensing Bill of 1904, 260
+
+Liddon, Canon, 47
+
+Little Englanders, 215
+
+Local Government Board Inquiry at Poplar, 117, 183, 271-95
+
+London County Council, 76-104, 297
+
+Long, Mr. Walter, 116, 232, 281
+
+
+M
+
+Mansion House scene, A, 157
+
+McDougall, Sir John, 96
+
+Metropolitan Asylums Board, 128
+
+Minister for Labour wanted, 269
+
+Monkswell, Lord, 99, 166
+
+Morley, Mr. John, 208
+
+M.P.'s investments, Crooks on, 210
+
+
+O
+
+Oakum-picking, Cost of, 221
+
+Old Age Pensions, 176-85
+
+Open spaces for Poplar secured by Crooks, 98-100
+
+
+P
+
+Parliament, Crooks's speeches in, 125, 202, 204, 245, 230, 246, 261, 265
+
+Payment of Members, 204
+
+Peruvian Frigate Mutiny, The, 30
+
+Pirates hung at Blackwall, 29
+
+Political Economy, Crooks on, 88, 150
+
+Poor Law, Pensions paid through the, 179
+
+Poor Law Commission, 243
+
+Poor Law Schools, Parliamentary Committee on, 123
+
+Poplar, A walk round, with Crooks, 25-32
+
+Poplar Board of Guardians, Crooks and the, 105-27, 175-85, 234-40,
+ 271-95
+
+Poplar Labour League, 75, 166
+
+Poplar Municipal Alliance, The, 272, _and ff._
+
+Poplar Workhouse, Will Crooks an inmate of, 8-11;
+ _see also_ Poplar Board of Guardians
+
+Prince of Wales, The, and Crooks, 170
+
+
+Q
+
+Queen Alexandra and the unemployed, 250
+
+
+R
+
+Reformatory schools, 141
+
+Remand homes, 136
+
+Ritchie, Lord, 105, 137
+
+Rosebery, Lord, 72, 89
+
+
+S
+
+School of Marine Engineering at Poplar, Crooks and the, 101
+
+Scientific starvation, 181
+
+Sheldon, Rev. Charles, 148
+
+Sims, Mr. George R., 148, 255
+
+Slums as investments, 161
+
+Small holdings, 264
+
+South African War, Crooks's opposition to, 201, 263
+
+_Speaker_, The, on the Woolwich by-election, 192, 201
+
+Stanley, The Hon. Maud, 48
+
+Stone-breaking condemned by Crooks, 222
+
+Sutton Poor Law School, Crooks an inmate of the, 11-12
+
+Sweated women, 3, 178, 207
+
+
+T
+
+Talbot, Bishop, 196
+
+Technical Education Board, The, 100
+
+Technical Education for workhouse children, 124
+
+Trade Unionism and Protection, 217
+
+Trade Unionist, Crooks as a, 43, 53
+
+Tree, Mr. Beerbohm-, 148
+
+
+U
+
+Unemployed Act, 223, 243, 245
+
+Unemployment schemes, 221, 232, 265
+
+
+V
+
+_Vanity Fair_ on Crooks, 208, 229
+
+
+W
+
+Wages Fund, The Will Crooks, 75
+
+Watermen, Old, at Poplar, 30
+
+Welby, Lord, 96
+
+Women's enfranchisement, 206
+
+Women's march to Whitehall, The, 249
+
+Women's wages, 178, 207
+
+Woolwich by-election, 186
+
+Woolwich Labour Association, 187
+
+Workmen's drinking habits, Crooks on, 54
+
+Wyckoff, Professor, 48
+
+
+PRINTED BY CASSELL & COMPANY, LIMITED, LA BELLE SAUVAGE, LONDON, E.C.
+20.1009.
+
+
+
+
+ Books by George Haw.
+
+
+ CHRISTIANITY AND THE WORKING CLASSES. Edited by George Haw, with
+ contributions by WILL CROOKS, Canon Barnett, Dr. Horton, and
+ others.
+
+ NO ROOM TO LIVE. The Story of Overcrowded London.
+
+ TO-DAY'S WORK. A Popular Treatise on Local Government.
+
+ THE ENGLISHMAN'S CASTLE. A Survey of the People's Housing
+ Conditions in Town and Country.
+
+ RELIGIOUS DOUBTS OF THE DEMOCRACY. Edited by George Haw, with
+ contributions by G. K. Chesterton, George W. E. Russell, Professor
+ Moulton, and others.
+
+ BRITAIN'S HOMES. A Study of the Housing Problem.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's From Workhouse to Westminster, by George Haw
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41023 ***