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diff --git a/41018-0.txt b/41018-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..73719fc --- /dev/null +++ b/41018-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6741 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41018 *** + +JOHN LEECH + +His Life and Work + +[Illustration: _The Marchioness going to execution._] + + + + + JOHN LEECH + + His Life and Work + + BY + + WILLIAM POWELL FRITH, R.A. + + [Illustration] + + _WITH PORTRAIT AND NUMEROUS ILLUSTRATIONS_ + + IN TWO VOLUMES + VOL. II. + + LONDON + RICHARD BENTLEY AND SON + Publishers in Ordinary to Her Majesty the Queen + 1891 + [_All rights reserved_] + + + + +CONTENTS OF VOL. II. + + + CHAPTER PAGE + + I. "PUNCH" 1 + + II. CARTOONS 15 + + III. THE LAWYER'S STORY 35 + + IV. LOVE OF FIELD SPORTS 40 + + V. INVENTORS AND ILLUSTRATORS 54 + + VI. "INGOLDSBY LEGENDS" 59 + + VII. DICKENS AND THACKERAY ON LEECH 66 + + VIII. DEAN HOLE 80 + + IX. TYPES 89 + + X. LEECH AND HIS PREDECESSORS 96 + + XI. KENNY MEADOWS 103 + + XII. "COMIC HISTORY OF ROME" 106 + + XIII. PERSONAL ANECDOTES 113 + + XIV. PERSONAL ANECDOTES--CONTINUED 119 + + XV. SPORTING NOVELS 130 + + XVI. THE "BON GAULTIER BALLADS" 137 + + XVII. SPORTING NOVELS--CONTINUED 152 + + XVIII. MICHAEL HALLIDAY AND LEECH 163 + + XIX. THOMAS HOOD AND LEECH 182 + + XX. DR. JOHN BROWN AND LEECH 218 + + XXI. AUTOGRAPH-HUNTERS AND OTHERS 229 + + XXII. ARTISTS' LIVES 239 + + XXIII. LEECH EXHIBITION 247 + + XXIV. MILLAIS AND LEECH 275 + + XXV. MR. H. O. NETHERCOTE AND JOHN LEECH 283 + + + + +LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS + + + PAGE + THE MARCHIONESS GOING TO EXECUTION _Frontispiece_ + + THE DRUNKEN POST-BOY 11 + + "THEY MAY BE OFFICERS, BUT THEY ARE NOT GENTLEMEN" 13 + + JACK ARMSTRONG 17 + + THE JEW AND SKELETON TAILORS 29 + + "I'LL THIN YOUR TOP!" 37 + + "GIVE HER HER HEAD, JACK" 42 + + "OH, IF THIS IS ONE OF THE PLACES CHARLEY SPOKE OF, + I SHALL GO BACK!" 44 + + JACK JOHNSON ATTEMPTS TO RESCUE DERVAL _To face p. 57_ + + THE MAID AND THE HEAD OF GENGULPHUS 62 + + ELOPEMENT OF ROMAN YOUTH WITH SABINE LADIES 109 + + ROME SAVED FROM THE GAULS BY GEESE 111 + + LITTLE JOHN AND RED FRIAR 140 + + LITTLE JOHN AND THE POPISH BULL 142 + + GEORGE OF GORBALS 149 + + THE LOVER'S FRIEND AND THE LOVER 150 + + AFTER AIMING FOR A QUARTER OF AN HOUR, MR. B. + FIRES BOTH HIS BARRELS, AND MISSES! 173 + + WHAT WIDE REVERSES OF FATE ARE THERE! 188 + + MISS KILMANSEGG 191 + + THE FOREIGN COUNT 197 + + THE WEDDING--"WILT THOU HAVE THIS WOMAN?" 202 + + LOVE AT THE BOARD 204 + + HE BROUGHT STRANGE GENTLEMEN HOME TO DINE 208 + + THE TORN WILL 212 + + BEDTIME 216 + + "HE BLOWS HIS OWN NOSE!" 228 + + THE SEAL 235 + + A CYPRESS BRANCH FOR THE TOMB OF JOHN LEECH 301 + + + + +JOHN LEECH: + +_HIS LIFE AND WORK_ + + + + +CHAPTER I. + +"PUNCH." + + +In the year 1841 I exhibited a picture at the Suffolk Street Gallery, +and I recollect accidentally overhearing fragments of a conversation +between a certain Joe Allen and a brother member of the Society of +British Artists in Suffolk Street. Allen's picture happened to hang near +mine, and we were both "touching up" our productions. Joe Allen was the +funny man of the society, and, though he startled me a little, he did +not surprise me by a loud and really good imitation of the peculiar +squeak of Punch. + +"Look out, my boy," he said to his friend, "for the first number. We" (I +suppose he was a member of the first staff) "shall take the town by +storm. There is no mistake about it. We have so-and-so"--naming some +well-known men--"for writers; Hine, Kenny Meadows, young Leech, and a +lot more first-rate illustrators," etc. + +Whether Allen's friend took his advice and bought the first number of +_Punch_, which appeared in the following July, I know not; but I bought +a copy, and remember my disappointment at finding Leech conspicuous by +his absence from the pages. In the hope of finding him in the second +issue, I went to the shop where I had bought the first. The shopman met +my request for the second number of _Punch_, as well as I can recollect, +in the following words: + +"What paper, sir? Oh, _Punch_! Yes, I took a few of the first; but it's +no go. You see, they billed it about a good deal" (how well I recollect +that expression!), "so I wanted to see what it was like. It won't do; +it's no go." + +I have been told that, like most newspapers, _Punch_ had some difficulty +in keeping upon his legs in his first efforts to move; but as those +elegant members, so exquisitely drawn by Tenniel, have supported the +famous hunchback for nearly half a century, there is no need for his +friends' anxiety as to his future movements. + +Though Leech had engaged himself to the then proprietors of _Punch_ as +one of the illustrators of the paper, it seems strange that his first +contribution did not appear till the 7th of August, and in the fourth +number, and stranger still that its appearance should have damaged the +paper. Under the heading of "Foreign Affairs," the artist represents +groups of foreigners such as may be seen any day in the neighbourhood of +Leicester Square. The reader is told in a footnote that the plate does +not represent foreign _gentlemen_, an unnecessary intimation to anyone +who knows a foreign gentleman. + +It is said that this engraving sent down the circulation of _Punch_ to +an alarming point. I confess my inability to understand this, and would +rather attribute the decadence to some other cause, contemporary with +the production of "Foreign Affairs." The drawing is somewhat hard upon +the foreign frequenters of the purlieus of Leicester Square, and would +only have been more acceptable to John Bull on that account. By Leech's +non-appearance in _Punch_ for many months after "Foreign Affairs" was +published, one is driven to the conclusion that the managers had little +faith in him as an attraction. The second volume contains very few of +Leech's designs, while it bristles with inferior work. + +My own admiration for Leech's genius, so constantly roused by his works, +with which I was familiar, created a great desire for his acquaintance; +but being perfectly unknown at that time as an artist, and knowing none +of Leech's friends, I began to despair of the realization of my wishes, +when accident helped me. + +A Scottish painter--a Highlander and fierce Jacobite--named McIan, who +was also an actor and friend of Macready, to whose theatrical company he +was attached, lived with his wife, an accomplished artist, somewhere in +the neighbourhood of Gordon Square. Calling one morning to see Mrs. +McIan, I found her in her studio, not, as usual, hard at work at her own +easel, but superintending the labours of a pupil, who was hard at work +at another; and the pupil, a tall, slim, and remarkably handsome young +man, was John Leech. + +I made some remark about the different method in which he was employed +to that with which he was familiar. I forget what he was copying--some +still life, I think. + +"I like painting much better than what I have to grind at day after day, +if I could only do it," said Leech; "but it's so confoundedly difficult, +you know, and requires such a lot of patience." + +I fancy I thought his efforts in oil-painting on that occasion very +promising; but the exigencies of his position quite prevented the +unceasing devotion to the study of painting which is required before any +success can be assured. + +Leech was once heard to say that he would rather be the painter of a +really good picture than the producer of any number of the "kind of +things" he did. I, for one, am very thankful that he never did produce a +good picture, for he would have been tempted to repeat the success, to +the loss of numbers of delightful sketches. + +Mrs. McIan appeared to think that Leech would soon cease to draw for +_Punch_; indeed, she doubted, as did many others, that _Punch_ would +long succeed in attracting the public; and I joined her in the +hope--rather hypocritically, I fear--that her young friend would +persevere in mastering the difficulty of the technicalities of +oil-painting, and thus place himself amongst the best painters of the +country. Leech had taken many lessons from Mrs. McIan, and that lady +seemed convinced that he had but to persevere and the difficulties would +fall before him, as, to use her own figure, the walls of Jericho fell +before the sound of the trumpet. Ah, perseverance! "there's the rub." + +From the time of my introduction to Leech I became gradually very +intimate with him, and the more I knew of his nature, the more I became +convinced that he totally lacked the disposition for continuous, steady, +mechanical industry necessary for success in painting. He constantly +ridiculed the care spent on the details in pictures; finish, in his +opinion, was so much waste of time. "When you can see what a man intends +to convey in his picture, you have got all he wants, and all you ought +to wish for; all elaboration of an idea after the idea is comprehensible +is so much waste of time"--this was his constant cry, a little +contradicted by the fact that he as constantly tried to paint his ideas, +but in a fitful and perfunctory manner. + +I can imagine the enthusiasm that was lighted up in Leech upon his first +sight of one of our annual exhibitions. After a visit to one of them he +was known to have gone home, and getting out easel, canvas, and colours, +he would set to work in a fury of enthusiasm, which evaporated at the +encounter of the first technical difficulty. He used to take pleasure in +watching my own attempts at painting, and I remember on one occasion, +when I was finishing a rather elaborate piece of work, he said: + +"Ah, my Frith, I wasn't created to do that sort of thing! I should never +have patience for it." + +He was right, and, happily for the world, he became convinced that, even +if he had the power to fully "carry out"--as we call it--one of his +drawings into a completed oil picture, the time required would have +deprived us of immortal sketches; and though he undoubtedly "left off +where difficulties begin"--as I once heard a painter, who was +exasperated at Leech's sneers at his manipulation, say to him--he has +left behind him work which will continue to delight succeeding +generations so long as wit, humour, character and beauty are +appreciated--that is to say, so long as human nature endures. + +I feel I ought to apologize for what I am about to tell, because it has +nothing to do with my hero beyond the fact of its occurrence having +taken place on the memorable morning when I first had the happiness of +meeting him. + +I have said that McIan was a Scotchman, a Highlander of the clan McIan, +and a worshipper of Charles Stuart, whose usual cognomen, the Pretender, +I should have been sorry to have used in the presence of my Jacobite +friend. As Leech left the room to go to his "grind," as he called his +woodwork, McIan entered, and we were discussing Leech's prospects when +McIan's servant--an old, hard-featured Scotchwoman--hurried into the +room, and, in an awe-stricken voice, said: + +"Sir--sir, here's the Preences!" + +The words were scarcely out of her mouth, when two gentlemen +entered--tall, rather distinguished but melancholy, looking young men. +No sooner did McIan and his wife catch sight of them, than, without a +word, they both dropped upon their knees, and while the lady kissed the +hands of one of the gentlemen, her husband paid a similar attention to +the hands of the other. I was holding my hat, and I remember I dropped +it in my astonishment, for I was not aware that I was in the presence of +the last of the Stuarts; or that these two young men claimed to be the +great-grandsons of the hero of Culloden, and amongst a large section of +Scotchmen, and not a few Englishmen, had their claim allowed. Anyone +curious about this delusion can read for himself how it was dispelled, +but the men themselves implicitly believed in their royal descent. They +are both dead now. I once saw one of them again at a garden-party at +Chelsea Hospital, where his likeness to the Stuarts was the talk of the +company. It was certainly striking. + +It is a melancholy task to me to try to recall the social scenes in +which Leech so often figured--sad indeed to think how few of his +friends, more intimate with him than I, now remain amongst us! Though +Leech very seldom illustrated any ideas but his own, I can recall an +example or two to the contrary; and still oftener have I seen, by the +sparkle of his eye, that something occurring in conversation had +suggested a "cut." + +I think it was Dickens who said that a big cock-pheasant rising in +covert under one's nose was like a firework let off in that locality. +Elsewhere we have Leech's rendering of the idea. + +When cards, or some other way of getting rid of time after dinner, had +been proposed, I have heard Leech say: + +"Oh, bother cards! Let us have conversation." + +And talk it was, often good talk; but Leech was more a listener than a +partaker. Not that he could not talk, and admirably; but he was always +on the watch for subjects which he hoped something in conversation might +suggest. + +Leech's mental condition was certainly deeply tinged with the sadness so +common to men who possess wit and humour to a high degree. He sang well, +but his songs were all of a melancholy character, and very difficult to +get from him. Indeed, the only one I can remember, and that but +partially, was something about "King Death," with allusions to a +beverage called "coal-black wine," which that potentate was supposed to +drink. As I write I can see the dear fellow's melancholy face, with his +eyes cast up to the ceiling, where Dickens said the song was written in +ghostly characters which none but Leech could read. + +I may give another example--rare, no doubt--of Leech's having used a +suggested subject. Many years ago my brother-in-law, long since dead, +took a party of friends to the Derby. They drove, or, rather, were +driven, down to Epsom, the usual post-boy being recommended as a +careful, steady driver--a character very desirable, considering the +crowded state of the road, more especially on the return journey. The +post-boy quite realized all that was said of him as the party went to +the course, but when the time came for departure he was found, after +considerable searching, to be as nearly dead-drunk as possible. What was +to be done? The man could scarcely stand; his driving was, of course, +out of the question. + +[Illustration] + +"Well," said my brother-in-law to his friends, "if you will trust +yourselves to me, I will ride and drive you back;" and, after tying the +post-boy on to the carriage, where he soon fell fast asleep, my +brother mounted and drove his party safely home. + +This I thought a good subject for Leech, and I suggested it to him. He +smiled faintly, and said not a word. Very nearly a year after I had told +him of the incident, as I was walking with him one day, he said: + +"By the way, Frith, are you going to use the subject you mentioned to me +of the drunken post-boy and your brother-in-law?" + +"I? No," said I; "it's more in your way than mine." + +"Then I'll do it next week." + +He was as good as his word. + +Nothing could be less like my brother-in-law than the delightful "swell" +who is driving home some charming women, who are, however, left to our +imagination; and as to the post-boy, the artist has awoke him to some +purpose. What could surpass that drunken smile? + +[Illustration] + +Long, long ago there might have been seen on the sands at Ramsgate two +stuffed figures, the size of life, intended to represent soldiers; for +they were bedecked with the red coat, cap, and trousers of the ordinary +private. The clothes were simply stuffed out into something resembling +human forms, but the effect, as may be supposed, was ludicrous in the +extreme. They were the work of a professor of archery, who supplied his +customers with bows and arrows, with which the archer showed how seldom +he could hit the target made by the two soldiers. Leech and I watched +the shooting for some time, till the little sketch-book was produced, +and Leech made a rapid drawing of the two soldiers, afterwards to figure +in an inimitable cut in _Punch_. + +A young lady is seen bathing with her aunt, whose attention she is +directing to the two stuffed figures. The aunt is short-sighted, and the +girl is wickedly pretending that the figures are live officers, watching +the bathers. The aunt says, "They may be officers, but they are not +gentlemen," etc. + +I am sure that Leech never used a model, in the sense that the model is +commonly used by artists, for the thousands of human beings made +immortal by his genius; but that he made numberless sketches for +backgrounds, detail of dresses, landscapes, foregrounds, and bits of +character caught from unconscious sitters, there can be no doubt. How +wonderful was the memory, how sensitive the mental organization, that +could retain and reproduce every variety of type, every variety of +beauty and character! + + + + +CHAPTER II. + +CARTOONS. + + +As I fancy I am one of the few of Leech's friends who have figured +personally in _Punch_, I may be excused for the egotism of the +following: + +About the year 1852 I began the first of a series of pictures from +modern life, then quite a novelty in the hands of anyone who could paint +tolerably. When the picture which was called "Many Happy Returns of the +Day" (a birthday subject, in which the health of the little heroine of +the day is being drunk) was finished, Leech came to see it, and +expressed his satisfaction on finding an artist who could leave what he +called "mouldy costumes" for the habits and manners of everyday life. As +he was speaking, two of my brother artists, whose practice was on +different lines to mine, called, and saw my picture for the first time. +They both looked attentively at it, and the longer they looked--judging +from their faces--the less they liked it. I shall not forget Leech's +expression when I gave him a sort of questioning look as to the +correctness of his judgment. + +"Well, what do you think of the picture?" said Leech to one of the +painters. + +"Well, really I don't know what to think," was the reply. + +It never occurred to me that the incident was one likely to serve my +friend for a drawing; lively was my surprise, and great was my pleasure, +therefore, when I saw myself "immortalized for ever," as my old master +used to say, in the pages of _Punch_. + +In this drawing may be seen a striking proof of the avoidance of +personality which always distinguished Leech. I cannot see my own back, +but I have been assured by those who have had that privilege that there +is a dashing, not to say aristocratic, character about Jack Armstrong to +which I have no claim. While Messrs. Potter and Feeble are quite +curiously unlike the persons they are supposed to represent--neither of +my high art friends wore beards--yet the attitudes of the men were +exactly reproduced; while the background, with armour, oak-cabinet, +etc., for which no sketch was taken, was a perfectly correct +representation of my old painting-room. + +[Illustration: "JACK ARMSTRONG."] + +In one of my autumnal holidays Leech stayed a few days with me. He had +not been well; picking up "a thousand stones in a thousand hours," to +which he likened his unceasing work, had begun to tell upon him; and in +reply to my warning, that, for his own sake, to say nothing of the +interests of _Punch_, he should husband his strength--for, I added, "If +anything happened to you, who are 'the backbone of _Punch_,' what would +become of the paper?"--I can see his smile as I hear him say, "Don't +talk such rubbish! backbone of _Punch_, indeed! Why, bless your heart! +there isn't a fellow at work upon the paper that doesn't think _that_ of +himself, and with about as much right and reason as I should. _Punch_ +would get on well enough without me, or any of those who think +themselves of such importance." + +Among the many admirable qualities that adorned the character of John +Leech his modesty was remarkable; he thought little or nothing of his +own work. "Talk of drawing, my dear fellow," he once said to me, "what +is my drawing compared to Tenniel's? Look at the way that chap can draw +a boot; why, I couldn't do it to save my life." + +Though Leech in his modesty chose to ignore the fact, it was no less a +fact that for nearly a quarter of a century he was the leading spirit of +_Punch_. "Think," said Thackeray, "what a number of _Punch_ would be +without a drawing by Leech in it!" + +In addition to the wonderful political cartoons, Leech contributed more +than three thousand illustrations of life and manners to the paper; and +it is said--I know not how truly--that he received from first to last +more than £40,000 for his contributions to _Punch_ alone. If he did, +what did he do with the money? That he was in no way extravagant I know, +and that he was frequently in dire straits after his connection with +_Punch_ I also know. Let my reader imagine what pecuniary trouble must +have been to this man, whose mind was racked by the constantly recurring +demands for intellectual work such as Leech supplied week after week, +and often day after day! Did he lend or give away his hardly-earned +money? Did he accept bills for so-called friends, and find that he had +to meet them? Leech was one of the most open-hearted and generous of +men, an easy victim to a plausible tale of real or fictitious distress. +I suppose we shall never know why a man who made so large an income, who +had not a large family to absorb much of it, and who never lived +expensively, should have died comparatively poor. Let me leave these +painful considerations and "pursue the triumph and partake the gale" of +the artist's glorious career. + +Between Cruikshank and Leech there existed little sympathy and less +intimacy. The extravagant caricature that pervades so much of +Cruikshank's work, and from which Leech was entirely free, blinded him a +little to the great merit of Cruikshank's serious work. I was very +intimate with "Immortal George," as he was familiarly called, and I was +much surprised by the coolness with which he received my enthusiastic +praise of Leech. + +"Yes, yes," said George, "very clever. The new school, you see. Public +always taken with novelty." + +For the larger part of fifty-seven years Cruikshank told me he had been +in the habit of drinking wine and spirits, often a great deal too much +of both; but from his fifty-seventh birthday to his seventy-fifth, when +he lectured me for taking a single glass of sherry, he had devoted +himself to strict teetotalism, the interests of which he advocated by +tongue, brush, and etching-needle. + +Unlike Leech, Cruikshank was a painter, and the last years of his life +were spent in painting a huge picture, or, rather, a series of pictures +upon one canvas, which he called "The Worship of Bacchus." From this +work he executed a large engraving, a proof of which he presented to +me, telling me to study it well and I should see what dire results might +arise from drinking a glass of sherry. Like most proselytes, Cruikshank +carried his faith in his creed to the verge of absurdity, and sometimes +beyond it; but in the "Worship of Bacchus," and more powerfully still in +a series of etchings called "The Bottle," he gave his tragic power full +play, and produced scenes and incidents in which the consequences of +"drink" are portrayed--now with pathos, now with the terrible +retribution that often ends the drunkard's career in madness. + +In one of the large cartoons in _Punch_ Leech used the awful figure of +"Fagin in the Condemned Cell" (one of Cruikshank's finest illustrations +to "Oliver Twist"), changing him into King Louis Philippe. That +sovereign was always somewhat of a red rag to Leech, as many cuts, in +which the king is turned into ridicule, prove; and when the crash of +1848 came, Leech received the fugitive with a shower of drawings, +culminating in the tragic figure exiled and in the condemned cell. The +student of Leech does not require to be told that the artist was as +great in the tragedies of life as he was when he shot the follies as +they flew about him, or when he touched so caressingly the beauty of +childhood and of women. + +During the Crimean War, when such fearful news came to us of the +sufferings of our soldiers during the inclement winter of 1854-55, the +Emperor of Russia is said to have invoked the aid of Generals January +and February in our ruin. Those officers certainly destroyed many of our +men, but one of them laid his icy hand upon the man who had called him +for so different a purpose. Never can I forget the impression that +Leech's drawing of the Emperor's death-bed made upon me! There lay the +Czar, a noble figure in death, as he was in life, and by his side a +stronger King than he--a bony figure, in General's uniform, +snow-besprinkled, who "beckons him away." Of all Leech's serious work, +this seems to me the finest example. Think how savage Gillray or vulgar +Rowlandson would have handled such a theme!--the Emperor would have been +caricatured into a repulsive monster, and Death would have lost his +terrors. Moreover, neither of those artists was capable of conceiving +the subject. + +To show the infinite variety of Leech's powers, I may draw attention in +this place to another of the political cartoons. + +The uneasiness created in this country by what was called the "Papal +Aggression" always seemed to me as absurd and unfounded as it has since +proved to have been. I remember asking Cardinal Manning, then +Archbishop of Westminster by order of the Pope, for his autograph. He +wrote his name for me, but when I asked him to add his title, he smiled +and said, "I dare not do that; I might be sent to prison if I wrote my +Popish title." + +Lord John Russell was in power at that time, and was of course very +active in the crusade against the Catholics. The Cardinal in England was +Wiseman; and Leech drew Lord John as a street boy, running away from the +Cardinal's door, after chalking "No Popery" upon it. Perfect in +workmanship, and perfect in idea, is this admirable drawing. + +I may note here one very bad consequence of the "Papal +Aggression"--namely, the secession of Richard Doyle from the _Punch_ +staff. Doyle was a Catholic; it was therefore impossible for him to +remain amongst men who, by pen and pencil, opposed what was called the +audacious attempt to "tithe and toll in our dominions." It was a pity, +for Doyle was, next to Leech, by far the strongest man on the staff of +_Punch_ artists--quaintly humorous, and full of a delicate fancy, but +without the broad views of life or the grasp of character that +distinguished Leech. Of course, as personality was the essence of the +political cartoons, the use of it was unavoidable; but Leech managed to +be personal without being offensive to the chief actor, unless, as in +the case of Louis Philippe and a few others, he considered that their +escapades deserved severe castigation; he then took good care to apply +the whip with a will. Lord Russell, in his "Recollections," speaks of +the "No Popery" satire as "a fair hit." + +In many of the political cartoons official personages are represented as +boys, well-behaved or ill-behaved, obstinate or stupid, or both, in the +work appointed for them. For example, when Sir Robert Peel resigned, in +1846, Lord John Russell figures as page-boy applying for the vacant +place. The Queen looks the button boy up and down, and then says, "I +fear, John, you are not strong enough for the situation." + +Then we have Disraeli, also as a boy, in whose figure that statesman's +curious foppery in dress is felicitously noted, confronted with a +majestic figure of Sir Robert Peel, who says: + +"Well, my little man, what are you going to do this Session, eh?" + +"Why--aw--aw--I've made arrangements--aw--to smash everything." + +Events of the past, looked at by the light of the present, assume +sometimes very strange, almost incredible aspects. Can there have been a +time, one is inclined to ask, when a man's religion could prove a bar to +college, Bench, and Parliament? Assuredly there was such a time, and not +long ago--say forty years or so--when no Jew could be a judge or a +member of Parliament; and it was only after severe battles and many +defeats that victory at last attended the Jewish banner. One of the most +violent opponents of the Jews was Sir Robert Harry Inglis, a very +conscientious and worthy gentleman. By a happy thought of Leech's, Sir +Robert is made to figure in one of the most humorous of the political +cartoons. + +About this time my old friend Frank Stone had painted two pictures in +illustration of his favourite theme--love. They were called "The First +Appeal" and "The Last Appeal." In the first a kind of peasant lover is +beseeching his "flame" to listen to his vows. She listens, but without +encouraging a hope in the swain that he will prevail. Time is supposed +to pass, leaving terrible traces of suffering--apparently to the verge +of consumption--in the young man, who, on finding the girl at a well, +makes his last, almost dying, appeal. He seizes her hand; but she turns +away, deaf to his passionate beseeching. + +In the Leech drawing the composition of Stone's picture is exactly +preserved; but in place of the lady we have Sir Robert Inglis, who turns +away in horror from a young gentleman of a very marked Jewish type +indeed. + +The present _Punch_ artists have greatly the advantage of Leech, in +respect of the aid derivable from photography. In these days, there is +scarcely a statesman whose photograph cannot be seen in the London +shop-windows, to the great advantage of the political caricaturists of +to-day. It was only at the latter part of Leech's time that photography +became so generally used to familiarize us with the features of our +legislators, and even then I doubt if Leech took much advantage of it. +He had seen all these men, and a rough sketch in his note-book, aided by +his marvellous memory, was sufficient to enable him to produce +unmistakable likenesses. + +It remains for me to note some of the instances in which Leech's powers +were brought to bear upon the social questions of the time--questions +admitting of a humorous or a pathetic treatment, apart from those of a +merely political character. + +In 1850 a motion by Lord Ashley, afterwards Shaftesbury, was carried +against the Government by a majority of ninety-three to sixty-eight, +ordering that the transmission and delivery of letters on Sunday should +cease in all parts of the kingdom. The new law was acted upon for some +weeks, and caused so much public inconvenience, and so great and +indignant a popular outcry, that the obnoxious rules were rescinded. +Leech took full advantage of the opportunity thus afforded him. His +ready imagination supplied him with instances in which the operation of +the new law would cause loss and suffering. This was shown in a drawing +which, amongst other proofs, depicts a mother in great distress because +she can have no news of her sick child. And when, in September, 1850, +the obnoxious regulation was withdrawn, Leech celebrated the event in an +admirable cartoon, in which the promoters, Lords Russell and Ashley, +dressed as Puritans, are ruefully contemplating each other, Russell +addressing his fellow-Puritan with, "Verily, Brother Ashley, between you +and me and the _post_ we have made a nice mess of it!" + +The neglect of our troops during the Crimean campaign afforded the +artist many humorous and tragic subjects. The Government was accused, +rightly or wrongly, of many sins of omission and commission; amongst the +rest, of not providing the army with clothing suitable to the terrible +winter which it was sure to have to pass in front of Sebastopol. And +one of Leech's most telling drawings represents two ragged soldiers +shivering in the snow. One tells the other that news has arrived of a +medal that is to be awarded. "Yes," says his comrade; "but they had much +better send us a coat to put it on." + +Two pictures may be noted--one by Tenniel, which is infinitely pathetic, +the other by Leech, ghastly in its contrast to the humorous side of the +author's powers. The first represents a fashionable lady, whose +magnificent ball-dress has just been fitted upon her by the dressmaker, +who says: + +"We would not have disappointed your ladyship at any _sacrifice_, and +the robe is finished À MERVEILLE." + +But the _sacrifice_! The lady turns to the looking-glass, wherein she +sees the dress, and part of the cost of making it, in the appalling +figure of the workwoman, whose haggard form leans back exhausted, dully +lighted by a dying lamp, by the help of which all night long the lady +has not been "_disappointed_." + +[Illustration: "THE JEW AND SKELETON TAILORS."] + +The sufferings of the workers, through which their employers so often +became rich, touched the tender heart of Leech, and he never lost an +opportunity of pointing out the selfish tyranny of both the men and +women traders who almost ground the life out of their unhappy +assistants. + +If John Leech could have entertained a prejudice against any human +beings, it must have been against the Jewish race, for there is scarcely +an instance in which he deals with the Jews that they do not suffer +under his hand. The points of their physiognomy are rather cruelly +prominent sometimes, even almost to caricature, and they are constantly +placed in ludicrous positions. There can be no doubt that in some +instances the tailor is no less a bloodsucker than the dressmaker, but I +think there are as many, or more, Christian--or, rather, +unchristian--tailors who "sweat" their workpeople as there are Jewish. +However, in one of Leech's most powerful prints, he gives the _pas_ to +the Jew, who watches a group of skeleton tailors as they labour in their +bones for his benefit. It is a gruesome drawing, which, once seen, can +never be forgotten. + +Leech was happily left to his own devices as regards the contributions +to _Punch_, with the sole exception of the large cartoons, the subjects +of which were always settled by the whole staff at a dinner, which took +place every Wednesday. At this dinner no strangers were present. This +was, and is still, the rule. Exceptions, however, were made on one or +two occasions in favour of Charles Dickens, Sir Joseph Paxton, and some +others. + +It was, of course, open to any member to suggest a subject, and in the +early Leech days it is said that the discussions on a proposed theme +waxed fast and furious, Thackeray and Douglas Jerrold generally taking +opposite sides. The dinners were usually held in the front room of the +first-floor of No. 11, Bouverie Street--the business-place of the +proprietors of the paper--and the Bedford Hotel, Covent Garden, was +sometimes honoured by the presence of the staff. During the summer +months the dinners took place at Greenwich, Richmond, or Blackwall; and +once a year there was a more comprehensive banquet, at which +compositors, readers, printers, clerks, etc., assisted. This dinner was +called the "Way-goose." I am speaking of long ago. Whether these details +would apply to the present time I know not. + +I never knew Jerrold. I have frequently seen him, but always avoided an +introduction; for, to speak the truth, I was afraid of him. I had heard +so many stories of his making "dead sets" at new acquaintances as to +disincline me to become one. By anybody quick at repartee I was told he +was easily silenced, and an example was mentioned when a barmaid +succeeded in stopping a torrent of "chaff" of which she was the victim. +It appears that Jerrold went with some friends to a supper-room one +night after the theatre. The supper was "topped up" with hot grog, which +was served to the guests in large, old-fashioned rummers. + +"There," said the girl, as she placed the big glass before Jerrold, +"there's your grog, and mind you don't fall into it." + +Jerrold was a very little man, and the hit told to the extent of dulling +him for the rest of the evening. + +At the Wednesday dinner the whole of the contents of the forthcoming +number of _Punch_ were discussed. When the cloth was removed and dessert +laid upon the table, the first question put by the editor was: + +"What shall the cartoon be?" + +It is said of Tenniel that he rarely suggested a subject for the +cartoon, but that the readiness with which he saw and explained the +possibilities of a subject was remarkable. During the Indian Mutiny, +Shirley Brooks proposed that the picture should represent the British +Lion in the act of springing upon the native soldiers in revenge for the +cruelties at Cawnpore. Tenniel rose to the occasion, and, as Brooks +told me, he exclaimed, "By Jove, that will do for a double-page cut!" +and a magnificent double-page drawing was made of it by him. + +In the inevitable difference of opinion that arose on the occasion of +these dinners--the chief disputants being, as I have just observed, +Thackeray and Jerrold--Jerrold, being the oldest as well as the +noisiest, generally came off victorious. In these rows it is said to +have required all the suavity of Mark Lemon to calm the storm, his award +always being final. Jerrold used to say: + +"It's no use our quarrelling, for we must meet again and shake hands +next Wednesday." + +The last editions of the evening papers were always brought in, so that +the cartoon might apply to the latest date. On the Thursday morning +following the editor called at the houses of the artists to see what was +being done. On Friday night all copy was delivered and put into type, +and at two o'clock on Saturday proofs were revised, the forms made up, +and with the last movement of the engine the whole of the type was +placed under the press, which could not be moved till the Monday +morning. + +By means of the Wednesday meetings, the discussions arising on all +questions helped both caricaturist and wit to take a broad view of +things, as well as enabled the editor to get his team to draw well +together and give uniformity of tone to all the contributions. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + +THE LAWYER'S STORY. + + +By the courtesy of the proprietors of _Punch_, I am allowed to reproduce +in this place a delightfully humorous drawing, the scene of which is +laid in a barber's shop. + +This picture explains itself, but there is a circumstance connected with +it which is, I think, well worth relating; and as I heard it from +Leech's own lips at one of the pleasant Egg dinners, I will give it in +Leech's own words, the strangeness of the incident having left a very +vivid impression on my memory. The usual company--Dickens, Forster, +Lemon, etc.--was present; Leech was singing. We had listened for some +time to the inevitable "King Death," when Dickens exclaimed: + +"There, that will do; if you go on any longer, you will make me cry. +Tell them about the lawyer who lost his client. Yes, I know the story, +but they don't; and I would much rather hear it again than listen to +any more of that lugubrious song." + +"Well, here goes," said Leech. "I suppose there is no one at this table +who neglects to improve his mind by the weekly study of _Punch_; at any +rate, all civilized people are familiar with the illustrations which +adorn that famous periodical. Amongst those classical works the other +day was a high-art drawing by me, representing a gentleman in a barber's +shop, having his hair cut. In the course of talk peculiar to his +fraternity, the little hairdresser remarks that his customer's hair _is +very thin on the top_. This mild observation moved the object of it, a +person of irascible temper, into ungovernable fury. He springs from his +chair, which he upsets in the action, and flying at the terrified +barber, he exclaims, 'Confound you, you puppy! Do you think I came here +to be insulted and told of my imperfections? _I'll thin your top!_' + +[Illustration: "I'LL THIN YOUR TOP."] + +"Well, I don't see anything particularly facetious in the drawing, but a +friend of mine, a lawyer in Bedford Row, did, and laughed whenever he +thought of it. Unfortunately, the day on which the drawing was published +had been fixed for a consultation upon a matter in which an old and +respected client's interests were seriously involved. Legal points of +extreme intricacy and difficulty were to be examined and discussed; +hopes were to be encouraged, and anxiety appeased. In his information to +his legal adviser, the client had arrived at a point of extreme gravity, +when my unfortunate drawing obtruded itself upon the legal mind, and so +disturbed it as to cause the lawyer to repress a laugh with much +difficulty. + +"'I see you smile,' said the client. 'Surely the very serious character +of the evidence which I put before you should strike you as convin----' + +"'Oh, I beg your pardon; I was not smiling.' + +"'Well, you did something very like it. I really must ask for your +strictest attention to facts which are capable of such absolute---- +There you go again! My dear sir, what _can_ there be in my statement to +cause a smile? Pray think of the gravity of the case--how deeply my +interests are at stake--and give me your most serious attention.' + +"'I will--indeed I will,' said the lawyer, mentally devoting me and my +drawing to the devil. + +"For some minutes the legal gentleman succeeded in banishing the little +barber and his enraged victim; but suddenly they again ruthlessly seized +upon his imagination, and he laughed aloud. + +"'Good God!' said the client; 'what is there to laugh at in that?' + +"'I assure you, sir, I was not laughing at what you told me, which is +important indeed, but at a ludicrous idea that crossed my mind.' + +"'What business have ludicrous ideas in your mind when you require all +its attention for business which--excuse my saying so--you are well paid +for listening to?' + +"The consultation proceeded; graver and graver grew the details; when, +at a moment of extreme importance, the barber came again upon the scene, +and the lawyer laughed loud and long. + +"'It's no use; I can't get rid of it,' he said to his astonished and +indignant visitor. 'There is a drawing in _Punch_ to-day that is so +irresistibly funny that I can't get it out of my head, and I can't help +laughing whenever I think of it.' + +"'I don't believe a single word you say!' said the angry client; 'and as +you persist in treating my case with such insulting levity, I will go +elsewhere, and endeavour to find someone who will attend to me. And as +for you, sir, I will never trouble you again on this or any other +matter.' + +"That," said Leech, "is how my friend lost his client." + + + + +CHAPTER IV. + +LOVE OF FIELD SPORTS. + + +Leech had long passed his boyish days before his love for field sports +showed itself in his works. I recollect his saying how fruitful of +subject the hunting-field, the stubble, and the stream would prove to +the artist who was also a sportsman. In his early works, dealing as they +did chiefly with the London life of the street or the home, we find the +horse playing an inferior part; and it was not till he felt the +importance of varying his subjects, and of supplying the public with the +sporting scenes they love so much, that, mounted by his friend Adams, he +joined the "Puckeridge" and became one of the "field." + +Leech was a timid rider. He much preferred an open gate to a thickset +hedge, and the highroad to either. He must, however, have frequently +been in full career with the "field"; how otherwise could he have +acquired his knowledge of the thorough sportsman's seat on horseback, +the cut of his clothes--correct even to the number of buttons--and, +above all, display that Heaven-gifted power of showing the horse in +repose, as well as in all the varieties of action? Landseer and all the +animal-painters within my knowledge studied the horse from casts, often +from the Elgin marbles, before they attempted drawing from the living +animal. Landseer made himself acquainted with the superficial structure +by dissection; but Leech, without any preparatory study whatever, drew +the hunter, the cab-horse, the hackney, the rough pony, the cob--no +matter which--in absolute perfection. + +[Illustration: "GIVE HER HER HEAD, JACK."] + +In the autograph letters which, through Mr. Adams' kindness, I am +permitted to publish, Leech's constant charge to his friend to get him a +horse suitable to a "timid, elderly gentleman," or to give the animal +some preliminary gallops himself so as to take the _freshness_ out of +him, prove, as I said before, that Leech was anything but a daring +rider. In spite of his care, however, he had some ugly falls, in which, +happily, his hat was the greatest sufferer. Numbers of the hunting +scenes were _facts_, and the persons represented were Leech and his +friend--notably one in which the artist is riding a mare afflicted +with the "freshness" he dreaded, which his friend observing, shouts, +"Give her her head, Jack! give her her head!" while it is pretty evident +that more "head" will lead to the rider being swept from the saddle by +the branches through which the mare is plunging. + + + "Barlow, Derbyshire, + "July, 1852. + + "MY DEAR CHARLEY, + + "You will see from the above address that I am still rusticating. I + expect to be in town soon after the 12th of August, and then, after + I have done my month's work, I am your man. You say when, and, if + you are quite sure it will not distress Mrs. Adams, I will bring my + wife with me. Charles Eaton [Mrs. Leech's brother] says he will + come too. I am sure nothing would please him more than to run down + to Barkway. Don't make yourself uncomfortable about the quantity of + sport. I shall be quite satisfied with what you offer me. I rejoice + to hear such good accounts of your wife and little ones. Pray give + our united regards to her and them, and believe me ever, + + "Yours faithfully, + + "JOHN LEECH." + +[Illustration: "OH, IF THIS IS ONE OF THE PLACES CHARLEY SPOKE OF, I +SHALL GO BACK!"] + +Yet another fact. Somewhere in the Puckeridge country there is a deep +gully, or dried-up water-course, with precipitous sides, with which +Leech, one hunting-morning, found himself face to face. Some of the +"field" had crossed, and were climbing the opposite bank. Leech pulled +up, and said to his friend: + +"Oh, if this is one of the places Charley spoke of, I shall go back!" + +I am able here to give the rough sketch, now in Mr. Adams' possession, +from which the drawing was taken that afterwards appeared in _Punch_. + +Some years ago I took my exercise chiefly on horseback, and, after +risking my neck several times from the "freshness" of a thoroughbred +mare, I thought it best to get rid of her. Amongst the rest of my horsey +friends, I thought Leech would be likely to know of an animal that might +suit me, and I spoke to him on the subject. Leech soon succeeded, and +sent the horse for my inspection. The man who brought the animal for +approval assured me that a child could ride him with perfect safety. I +liked his looks, and bought him. My first and last ride upon my new +purchase was to Rotten Row in the height of the season. Whether he was a +horse of Radical or Socialistic principles, or not, I cannot say; but +what I soon discovered was a determined dislike to the aristocratic +company in which he found himself; he shied at the ladies and kicked at +the gentlemen, and finally took to what is called "buck-jumping," an +amusement which would speedily have relieved him of my company if I had +not taken advantage of a momentary cessation of his antics and safely +descended from his detestable back. Leech soon heard of "the dangers I +had passed," when he wrote to me as follows: + + + "6, The Terrace, Kensington, + "Sunday. + + "MY DEAR FRITH, + + "I was shocked last night at the Garrick to hear from Elmore that I + had nearly killed you through recommending a horse which had + misbehaved himself in the Park. To be sure, I told you that I had + been to look at an animal for my little girl, and that it did not + suit, and I told you that it might be worth your looking at, as I + had heard that it was young, sound, and steady; but if you ride a + beast that you know nothing about in Rotten Row, and if that beast + has not been out for a week, or probably a fortnight, I must + protest against being made answerable for the consequences. I most + sincerely hope, however, that you are not hurt or come to grief in + any way. + + "Believe me, + "Yours always, + "JOHN LEECH." + +It goes without saying that so true-hearted a man as John Leech, would +be--as indeed he was--a model of the domestic virtues--the best of +husbands and fathers, and a most dutiful and affectionate son. In +evidence of the latter, I put before my readers some letters written to +his parents in his maturer years, which will amply justify what I say of +him. + + + "32, Brunswick Square, + "February 25, 1854. + + "MY DEAR PAPA, + + "I am sure you will be glad to hear that you have a little + granddaughter. + + "She came into the world at a quarter-past eleven o'clock--just + now--and she is, with dear Annie (to me a _novel_ phrase), 'as well + as can be expected.' + + "Kind love to all. + "Your affectionate son + "JOHN. + +"Tell Polly that the flag will be hoisted!" + + + "8, St. Nicholas Cliff, Scarboro', + "August 30, 1858. + + "MY DEAR MAMMA, + + "Thank you with my best love for thinking of my birthday. I hope + you will be able to wish me happy returns of the day for many and + many a year to come. The children gave your kisses very heartily, I + assure you. You will be glad to hear, I am sure, that they were + never better. + + "Thank God they are thriving beautifully, which is a great + happiness to me. I wish you could see them making dirt pies and + gardens on the sands. A great many people notice them--indeed, + although I say it, between you and me, I don't see any nicer little + folks down here. If either you or papa could come here for a time + we would endeavour to take the best care of you. I am no great hand + at pen-and-inking, as you know, so you will excuse a very short + note. I thought, however, that you would like to know that I got + from Ireland safe and sound, and always believe me, + + "My dear mamma, + "Your affectionate son, + "JOHN." + + + "1, Crescent, Scarboro', + "August 29, 1859. + + "MY DEAR MAMMA, + + "It would be a great comfort to me, and I think it would be + pleasant for you, if you would come here and see us for as long as + you can spare the time. I want very much to go into the north, but + I do not like leaving Annie quite alone with the chicks. We can + give you a bed in, I think you will say, a tolerably comfortable + house. Come as soon as you can, and stay as long as you can. I + think it would do you good; only bring warm things, as when it is + cold here, it is very cold. By the way, it is my birthday. What + shall I say? Well, I wish you many happy returns of the day, and + believe me, with best love from all to all, + + "Your affectionate son, + "JOHN." + + + "5, Pleydell Gardens, + "Sandgate Road, Folkestone, + "August 29, 1862. + + "MY DEAR MAMMA, + + "Many thanks for your note this morning. You will be glad to know, + I am sure, that it found us all very well. May you be able to send + me such a congratulation for many a year to come. And with best + love to you, and to all at home, believe me ever, + + "Your affectionate son, + + "JOHN. + + "Tell papa that if he would like to run down here, we can give him + a bed. He would like to see a couple of little brown faces. I am + going away for a few days (on Monday, I think); so if any of you + could keep Annie with the chicks, and keep her company while I am + absent, it would be very nice, I think." + +A great deal has been said--and with a certain amount of truth, no +doubt--about the difference between a drawing on wood as it leaves the +hands of the artist, and as it appears after its sufferings at the hands +of the wood-engraver. Leech is reported to have replied to an admiring +friend, who was extolling one of his drawings: + +"Ah, wait till you see what it looks like in _Punch_ next week." + +I once saw one of Leech's drawings on the wood, and I afterwards saw it +in _Punch_, and I remember wondering at the fidelity with which it was +rendered. Some of the lines, finer than the finest hair, had been cut +away or _thickened_, but the character, the vigour, and the beauty were +scarcely damaged. To Mr. Swain, who for many years cut all Leech's +drawings, the artist owed and acknowledged obligation; he thought +himself fortunate in avoiding certain other wood-cutters, who were +somewhat remorseless in their operations. + +Mr. Swain, the wood-engraver, writes: + + "For twenty-five years I engraved nearly all Mr. Leech's drawings. + I always found him kind, and willing to forgive any of my + shortcomings in not rendering his touches in all things. My work + was always against time. I seldom had more time than two days to + engrave one of his drawings in. + + "Photographing drawings on wood was not known in his time, or it + would have been a great advantage to him; instead of drawing on the + block, he would then have drawn on paper, as most artists do in the + present day, and had his drawings photographed on the wood, thus + preserving the finished drawings, which would have been of great + value now; besides, it would have been a great help to the + engraver, always to have the original drawing to refer to in + engraving the blocks. + + "He never had any models, and rarely ever made any sketches. He + showed me a little note-book once with a few thumb-nail sketches of + bits of background, but he seemed never to forget anything he saw, + and could always go back in his memory for any little bit of + country street he might want for background, etc. + + "It was generally very late in the week before he could get his + drawings ready, which gave very little time to the engraver to do + justice to his work. + + "His first introduction to _Punch_ was through Mr. Percival Leigh. + + "Mr. Leech was a man of very nervous temperament. I will give you + an instance of this. Mr. Mark Lemon told me one day that Leech had + been invited to a gentleman's house in the country for a few days' + hunting. He arrived there in the evening. He was awakened early in + the morning by a grating noise made by the gardener rolling the + gravel under his window--noise he could never endure. This had such + an effect upon his nerves, that he got up, packed his things, and + was off to town before any of the family were aware of it. A + barrel-organ was to him an instrument of torture. + + "He had lived in Russell Square for many years, but for some time + before his death he took a large house--6, The Terrace, Kensington. + + "I remember going to see him at his new house. He took great + delight in showing me over it, and pointing out that he had had + double windows put in all over the house _to keep all noises + out_." + + + + +CHAPTER V. + +INVENTORS AND ILLUSTRATORS. + + +In looking at the plethora of lovely women's faces in the "Pictures of +Life and Character," the spectator may fairly ask himself to realize, if +he can, anything more exquisite; and if he fail, he will also fail to +imagine that the charming creatures could have suffered much in their +passage from the wood to the paper. + +I have said elsewhere that Charles Dickens was an occasional guest at +the _Punch_ Wednesday dinners; he was also an intimate friend of several +of the writers, notably of Leech, Lemon, and Douglas Jerrold. Dickens +was, of course, one of Thackeray's warmest admirers, but I am pretty +sure that the friendship between those great men could never have +reached intimacy. Though Leech failed in his application for the post of +illustrator of the "Pickwick Papers," he showed himself to be at one +with the great writer in the etchings and woodcuts with which he +ornamented Dickens' Christmas books, in conjunction with Stanfield, +Maclise, Cattermole, and others. Though Leech's etchings are inferior as +works of art to his wood-drawings, they still show the same beauty, and +perfect realization of character; in this assertion I am borne out by +the illustrations in the "Christmas Carol," and by those in the "Haunted +Man and the Battle of Life." + +In my own profession I have observed, almost as a rule, that the artist +who habitually invents his own subjects--in other words, draws upon +himself for original ideas--generally fails, comparatively, in his +attempts to realize the ideas of others. May I not say the same of many +writers? Dickens, for instance, wrote of the life about him; but if, +like Scott, he had attempted to revive the past, would he have produced +work worthy to rank with "David Copperfield"? Scott seems to me a still +more conspicuous supporter of my theory, for he tried modern life in +"St. Ronan's Well," and produced a book incontestably inferior to +"Kenilworth." + +Our historical painters have almost invariably failed in their attempts +upon everyday life; this extends even to the painters of _genre_. +Witness the works of the elder Leslie, who painted scenes from +Shakespeare, Molière, and the poets of the last century, with a success +that would have delighted the authors; but when he sought inspiration +from the life about him, the result was far from +satisfactory--conspicuous, indeed, in its contrast with his perfect +rendering, of "Sir Roger de Coverley" or "Uncle Toby," and the alluring +"Widow Wadman." + +But the greatest of English painters is the greatest help to me in the +contention into which I venture to enter. Hogarth was beguiled by a +spirit, which must have been evil, into painting huge Scripture +subjects. The _size_ of these pictures, always of the proportion of full +life, was unsuited to his hand, while the themes became ludicrous under +his treatment. He failed completely also as an illustrator, witness his +designs from "Hudibras." In the Bristol Gallery, and in the Foundling +Hospital, these specimens of perverted genius may be seen; and no one +can look at them without regret that time should have been so +misspent--time which might have given us another immortal series like +the "Marriage à la Mode." + +[Illustration: _Jack Johnson's attempt to rescue Derval._] + +I fancy I can hear my readers say--And what has all this to do with John +Leech? Well, this: Leech is now about to pose as the destroyer, in his +own person, of my theory--he is, in fact, the exception to my rule; +for though the incidents in Albert Smith's "Ledbury" and "Brinvilliers" +bear no comparison in human interest with the delightful transcripts of +real life to be found in such profusion in the pictures of "Life and +Character," Leech's rendering of them could not be surpassed. + +The tragic and humorous powers of the artist are fully displayed in the +examples which follow. In the first, from "Ledbury," "Jack Johnson +attempts to rescue Derval": the awful swirl of the river as it engulfs +the drowning man, while his would-be rescuer, finding the stream too +strong for him, clings frantically to a ring in the stonework of the +bridge, a full moon lightning up the scene, and throwing the Pont Neuf +which spans the Seine in the distance into deep shadow--all are combined +with admirable skill into, perhaps, the most powerful etching and the +most perfect illustration in the book. + +In the second example the artist is in full sympathy with his +author--"Mrs. De Robinson holds a Conversazione of Talented People;" and +amongst them is "the foreign gentleman who executes an air upon the +grand piano." Here we have Leech using the scene as a peg upon which he +can hang the humorous character in which he takes such hearty, healthy +delight. The performer himself is scarcely a caricature of the foreign +pianist; while his audience, not forgetting the deaf old lady in the +corner--includes the affected gentleman, whose soul is in Elysium; +together with a variety of types, in which "lovely woman" is not +forgotten. + + + + +CHAPTER VI. + +"INGOLDSBY LEGENDS." + + +In the "Ingoldsby Legends" Leech found a very congenial field for the +exercise of his powers. Though I will not presume to prophesy respecting +literary merit, I venture to think that, during the course of his +practice, Leech's illustrations have occasionally appeared attached to +literature scarcely worthy of them; they will, doubtless, in some cases, +act as the salt, which will preserve for posterity certain books of an +ephemeral character. This remark cannot apply to the "Ingoldsby +Legends," which is a work that "the world will not willingly let die," +until delightful wit and humour, wedded to no less delightful verse, +cease to charm. The burden of the illustrations of the "Legends" falls +upon the worthy shoulders of John Tenniel, and they show some of the +strongest work of that admirable artist. Leech appears in diminished +force as to numbers, but in the examples I give he leaves nothing to +wish for. + + "For, only see there! in the midst of the Square, + Where, perch'd upon poles six feet high in the air, + Sit, chained to the stake, some two, three, or four pair + Of wretches, whose eyes, nose, complexion, and hair + Their Jewish descent but too plainly declare; + Each clothed in a garment more frightful by far, a + Smock-frock sort of gaberdine called a _Samarra_, + With three times the number of devils upon it-- + A proportion observed on the sugar-loaf bonnet; + With this further distinction, of mischief a proof, + That every fiend-Jack stands upright on his hoof! + While the picture flames, spread over body and head, + Are three times as crooked, and three times as red! + All, too, pointing upwards, as much as to say, + 'Here's the real _bonne-bouche_ of the Auto da Fé!' + + "Torquemada, meanwhile, with his cold, cruel smile, + Sits looking on calmly, and watching the pile, + As his hooded 'Familiars' (their names, as some tell, come + From their being so much more 'familiar' than 'welcome') + Have by this begun to be 'poking their fun,' + And their fire-brands, as if they were so many posies + Of lilies and roses, up to the noses + Of Lazarus Levi and Moses Ben Moses, + And similar treatment is forcing out hollow moans + From Aby Ben Lasco and Ikey Ben Solomons, + Whose beards--this a black, that inclining to grizzle-- + Are smoking and curling, and all in a frizzle; + The King, at the same time, his Dons and his Visitors, + Sit, sporting smiles, like the Holy Inquisitors!" + + + "16, Lansdowne Place, Brighton, + + "September 3, 1863. + + "MY DEAR SIR, + + "I have been obliged to make the 'Auto da Fé' this size, as I found + I could not possibly get the subject on to a small block. You will + see, too, that I have altered the appearance of the victims. It + occurred to me that a real human being burning alive was hardly + fun, so I have made them a set of Guy Fawkeses, and added, I hope, + to the humour while getting rid of the horror. + + "Believe me, my dear Sir, + + "Yours faithfully, + + "JOHN LEECH. + + "RICHARD BENTLEY, ESQ." + +In the second example we have the figure of a maid at a well, which +Leech has given us with the charm that never fails him. Her astonishment +at the head in the bucket might have been indicated more forcibly, but +there, I fancy, the engraver must have been to blame; yet he gives the +head of Gengulphus with such perfection of expression and character as +to make one feel that the original drawing of it could scarcely have +been better. + + A LAY OF ST. GENGULPHUS. + + "But scarce had she given the windlass a twirl, + 'Ere Gengulphus's head, from the well's bottom said, + In mild accents, 'Do help us out, that's a good girl!' + +[Illustration] + + "Only fancy her dread when she saw a great head + In her bucket--with fright she was ready to drop! + Conceive, if you can, how she roared and she ran, + With the head rolling after her, bawling out 'Stop!'" + +As this memoir progresses I propose to submit further illustrations +from some of the many serials, novels, tales, poems, etc., with which +Leech was connected. I also propose, in the course of my narrative, to +quote opinions of Leech's powers from men better qualified to judge of +them, and able to express their opinions in far more felicitous language +than mine. Amongst those Dickens takes a foremost place. I think the +friendship between Leech and Dickens began very early in the life of the +former; the nature of Leech's work, and the modest and gentle character +of the man, were especially attractive to Dickens. + +In the amateur company of actors formed by Dickens, Leech was a +conspicuous figure; but his heart was not in the work, though he +entirely sympathized with the object of it, which was of a charitable +nature, resulting in many performances--very successful in a pecuniary +sense--for the benefit of poor and deserving literary men. The company +consisted of Dickens, Mark Lemon, John Forster, G. H. Lewis, Douglas +Jerrold, Leech, Egg, Wilkie Collins, Frank Stone, and others, who +christened themselves "The Guild of Literature and Art." The late Lord +Lytton took great interest in the Guild, for which he wrote a play +called "Not so Bad as We Seem; or, Many Sides to a Character," and to +this he added a gift of land on his estate in Hertfordshire, where some +houses of a superior cottage form were built, in which decayed artists +and authors were to end their days; but these gentlemen declined to +_begin_ any days there under the conditions prescribed; and when the +houses were built, tenants for them could not be found. The Guild, +therefore, was something of a fiasco, with the exception of the relief +it afforded in several instances to worthy objects. + +Leech acted in the first play that the amateurs ventured upon, no less +than Ben Jonson's "Every Man in his Humour," in which Dickens played +Bobadil and Leech Master Matthew. This occurred about 1847, I think, and +I was honoured by an invitation to the first or second performance. _Par +parenthèse_, I may add that I had the honour of being asked to join the +company, but feeling that I could not learn a part, or, if I did get +over that difficulty, the footlights would paralyze my memory, and also +having neither face nor figure for the stage, I thought it best to +"stick to my last." + +Though Leech had a good part in "Every Man," strange to say, I have no +recollection of his performance; though that of Dickens, Jerrold, Egg, +and others remains vividly in my memory. Dickens gave proofs in +Bobadil, and in many other characters, that he might have been a great +actor. The same, nor anything like it, could not be said with truth of +Leech, if he played his other parts no better than he did that of +Slender in the "Merry Wives of Windsor." It is only in that character +that I can remember him, though I must have seen him in others. The tone +in which he said "Oh, sweet Anne Page!" can I ever forget? There was a +ring of impatience in his performance, a kind of "Oh, I wish this was +all over!" that was plainly perceptible to those who knew him +intimately. Leech's tall figure and handsome face told well upon the +stage, but with those his attractions as an actor ceased. In Lord +Lytton's play Leech had no part, I think, but my old friend Egg played +that of a poor poet, who is discovered in a miserable attic when the +curtain rises, and the poet soliloquizes to the effect that "Years ago, +when under happier circumstances"--something or other. Egg always begun, +"Here's a go, when under," etc. Unlike Leech, Egg was fond of acting, +but, like Leech, he displayed no capacity for the art. + + + + +CHAPTER VII. + +DICKENS AND THACKERAY ON LEECH. + + +Perhaps the most striking difference between Leech and the caricaturists +who preceded him, as well as those who were his contemporaries, was +shown in the part that beauty played in every drawing in which it could +be appropriately introduced; he may be credited with the creation of +many of the loveliest creatures that ever fell from the pencil of an +artist. Leech revelled in beauty as Gillray and Rowlandson revelled in +ugliness. + +In 1841 a work appeared, in book-form, of sketches by Leech, entitled +"The Rising Generation," in which the rising youth, with their mannish +manners, were satirized. Of this book Dickens wrote: + +"We enter our protest against those of the rising generation who are +precociously in love being made the subject of merriment by a pitiless +and unsympathizing world. We never saw a boy more distinctly in the +right than the young gentleman kneeling in the chair to beg a lock of +hair from his pretty cousin to take back to school. Madness is in her +apron, and Virgil, dog-eared and defaced, is in her ringlets. Doubts may +suggest themselves of the perfect disinterestedness of the other young +gentleman contemplating the fair girl at the piano--doubts engendered by +his worldly allusion to 'tin,' although that may have arisen in his +modest consciousness of his own inability to support an establishment; +but that he should be 'deucedly inclined to go and cut that fellow out' +appears to us one of the most natural emotions of the human breast. The +young gentleman with the dishevelled hair and clasped hands, who loves +the transcendent beauty with the bouquet and can't be happy without her, +is to us a withering and desolate spectacle. Who _could_ be happy +without her? The growing youths are not less happily observed and +depicted than the grown women. The languid little creature, who 'hasn't +danced since he was quite a boy,' is perfect; and the eagerness of the +small dancer, whom he declines to receive for a partner at the hands of +the glorious old lady of the house (the little feet quite ready for the +first position, the whole heart projected into the quadrille, and the +glance peeping timidly at the desired one out of a flutter of hope and +doubt), is quite delightful to look at. The intellectual youth, who +awakens the tremendous wrath of a Norma of private life by considering +woman an inferior animal, is lecturing at the present moment, we +understand, on the Concrete in connection with the Will. The legs of the +young philosopher who considers Shakespeare an overrated man were seen +by us dangling over the side of an omnibus last Tuesday. We have no +acquaintance with the scowling young gentleman, who is clear that 'if +his governor don't like the way he is going on, why, he must have +chambers and so much a week;' but, if he is not by this time in Van +Diemen's Land, he will certainly go to it through Newgate. We should +exceedingly dislike to have personal property in a strong-box, to live +in the quiet suburb of Camberwell, and to be in the relation of bachelor +uncle to that youth. In all his designs, whatever Mr. Leech desires to +do he does. His drawing seems to us charming, and the expression, +indicated by the simplest means, is exactly the natural expression, and +is recognised as such at once. Some forms of our existing life will +never have a better chronicler. His wit is good-natured, and always the +wit of a gentleman. He has a becoming sense of responsibility and +restraint; he delights in agreeable things, and he imparts some pleasant +air of his own to things not pleasant in themselves; he is suggestive +and full of matter, and he is always improving. Into the tone as well as +into the execution of what he does, he has brought a certain elegance +which is altogether new, without involving any compromise of what is +true. Popular art in England has not had so rich an acquisition." + +In the endeavour to satisfy Dickens with the type required for the +characters in his stories, Leech encountered the difficulty that all the +author's illustrators had to master. "Phiz" made many drawings in +Dickens' presence before he could realize the author's idea of Mr. +Dombey; Cruikshank was more than once required to redraw a whole scene +from "Oliver Twist"; and Leech has often been heard to speak of the +minute details as to feature, height, thinness or fatness--in fact, +every physical and, so far as it could be shown by appearance, mental +quality--that Dickens insisted upon before he could be satisfied with +the _vera effigies_ of one of his characters. The feelings of the great +author, then, may be imagined when he found--too late for correction--a +terrible error into which Leech had fallen in the drawing of a scene +from "The Battle of Life," by introducing a personage into a scene which +closes the second part of the tale, who was not intended to have been +present. + +It was in December, 1846, that "The Battle of Life" made one of the +series of Christmas stories. In Leech's unfortunate illustration, which +represented the flight of the bride, he made the mistake of supposing +that Michael Warden had taken part in the elopement, and introduced his +figure with that of Marian. Leech's error was not discovered until too +late for remedy, the publication of the book having been delayed to the +utmost limit expressly for those drawings; and it is highly +characteristic of Dickens, and of the true regard he had for the artist, +that, knowing the pain he must inflict, under the circumstances, by +complaining, he never reproached Leech; excusing him, no doubt, on the +ground of the hurry and confusion under which so much of his work was +produced; but anyone who reads the story carefully will see what havoc +the mistake makes of one of the most delicate turns in it. + +Dickens wrote thus to Forster in reference to the grievous error: "When +I first saw it, it was with a horror and agony not to be expressed. Of +course, I need not tell _you_, my dear fellow, that Warden had no +business in the elopement scene; he was never there. In the first hot +sweat of this surprise and novelty, I was going to implore that the +printing of that sheet might be stopped, and the figure taken out of the +block; but when I thought of the pain this might give to our +kind-hearted Leech, and that what is such a monstrous enormity to me as +never entered my brain, may not so present itself to others, I became +more composed, though the fact is wonderful to me. No doubt a great +number of copies will be printed by the time this reaches you, and +therefore I shall take it for granted that it stands as it is. Leech +otherwise is very good, and the illustrations altogether are by far the +best that have been done for any of my Christmas books." + +It may appear presumptuous in me to differ from Dickens in respect to +the illustrations to "The Battle of Life"; but, in my opinion, these are +not to be compared favourably with those of the "Christmas Carol." With +the well-known readiness of people to ferret out mistakes, it seems +strange that the illustrator's mistake was never publicly noticed. + +The first series of "The Pictures of Life and Character," reprinted from +_Punch_, appeared in 1854. They were heartily welcomed by the public; +and it is as follows that Thackeray, Leech's intimate friend, speaks of +them in the _Quarterly Review_, in an article published at that time: + +"This book is better than plum-cake at Christmas. It is one enduring +plum-cake, which you may eat, and which you may slice and deliver to +your friends, and to which, having cut it, you may come again, and +welcome, from year's end to year's end. In the frontispiece you see Mr. +Punch examining the pictures in his gallery--a portly, well-dressed, +middle-aged, respectable gentleman, in a white neck-cloth and a polite +evening costume, smiling in a very bland and agreeable manner upon one +of his pleasant drawings, taken out of one of his handsome portfolios. +Mr. Punch has very good reason to smile at the work and be satisfied +with the artist. Mr. Leech, his chief contributor, and some hundred +humorists, with pencil and pen, have served Mr. Punch admirably. There +is no blinking the fact that in Mr. Punch's cabinet John Leech is the +right-hand man. + +"Fancy a number of _Punch_ without John Leech's pictures! What would you +give for it? The learned gentlemen who wrote the book must feel that +without him it were as well left alone. Look at the rivals whom the +popularity of _Punch_ has brought into the field--the direct imitators +of Mr. Leech's manner--the artists with a manner of their own. How +inferior their pencils are to his humour in depicting the public +manners, in arresting and amusing the nation! The truth, the strength, +the free vigour, the kind humour, the John Bull pluck and spirit of that +hand are approached by no competitor. With what dexterity he draws a +horse, a woman, a child! He feels them all, so to speak, like a man. +What plump young beauties those are with which Mr. Punch's chief +contributor supplies the old gentleman's pictorial harem! What famous +thews and sinews Mr. Punch's horses have, and how Briggs on the back of +them scampers across the country! You see youth, strength, enjoyment, +manliness, in those drawings, and in none more so, to our thinking, than +in the hundred pictures of children which this artist loves to design. +Like a brave, hearty, good-natured Briton, he becomes quite soft and +tender with the little creatures, pats gently their little golden heads, +and watches with unfailing pleasure their ways, their jokes, laughter, +caresses. _Enfants terribles_ come home from Eton, young miss practising +her first flirtation, poor little ragged Polly making dirt-pies in the +gutter, or staggering under the weight of her nurse-child, who is as big +as herself--all these little ones, patrician and plebeian, meet with +kindness from this kind heart, and are watched with curious anxiety by +this amiable observer. + +"Now, anyone who looks over Mr. Leech's portfolio must see that the +social pictures which he gives us are authentic. What comfortable little +drawing-rooms and dining-rooms, what snug libraries, we enter! What fine +young gentlemanly wags they are, those beautiful little dandies, who +wake up gouty old grandpapa to ring the bell; who decline aunt's pudding +and custards, saying that they will reserve themselves for anchovy-toast +with the claret; who talk together behind ball-room doors, where Fred +whispers Charley, pointing to a dear little partner seven years old, 'My +dear Charley, she has very much gone off; you should have seen that girl +last season!' + +"Look well at the economy of the famous Mr. Briggs. How snug, quiet, and +appropriate all the appointments are! What a comfortable, neat, clean, +middle-class house Briggs' is (in the Bayswater suburb of London, we +should guess from the sketches of the surrounding scenery)! What a good +stable he has, with a loose-box for those celebrated hunters which he +rides! How pleasant, clean, and warm his breakfast-table looks! What a +trim maid brings in the boots that horrify Mrs. B.! What a snug +dressing-room he has, complete in all its appointments, and in which he +appears trying on that delightful hunting-cap which Mrs. Briggs flings +into the fire! How cosy all the Briggs party seem in their drawing-room, +Briggs reading a treatise on dog-breaking by a lamp, mamma and grannie +with their respective needlework, the children clustering round a big +book of prints--a great book of prints such as this before us, at this +season, must make thousands of children happy by as many firesides! The +inner life of all these people is represented. Leech draws them as +naturally as Teniers depicts Dutch boors, or Morland pigs and stables. +It is your house and mine; we are looking at everybody's family circle. +Our boys, coming from school, give themselves such airs, the young +scapegraces! Our girls, going to parties, are so tricked out by fond +mammas--a social history of London in the middle of the nineteenth +century. As such future students--lucky they to have a book so +pleasant!--will regard these pages; even the mutations of fashion they +may follow here, if they be so inclined. Mr. Leech has as fine an eye +for tailory and millinery as for horseflesh. How they change, these +cloaks and bonnets! How we have to pay milliners' bills from year to +year! Where are those prodigious _chatelaines_ of 1850, which no lady +could be without? Where are those charming waistcoats, those _stunning_ +waistcoats, which our young girls used to wear a few seasons back, and +which caused 'Gus, in the sweet little sketch of 'La Mode,' to ask Ellen +for her tailor's address? 'Gus is a young warrior by this time, very +likely facing the enemy at Inkerman; and pretty Ellen, and that love of +a sister of hers, are married and happy, let us hope, superintending one +of those delightful nursery scenes which our artist depicts with such +tender humour. Fortunate artist, indeed! You see he must have been bred +at a good public school, and that he has ridden many a good horse in his +day; paid, no doubt out of his own pocket, for the originals of those +lovely caps and bonnets; and watched paternally the ways, smiles, +frolics, and slumbers of his favourite little people. + +"As you look at the drawings, secrets come out of them--private jokes, +as it were, imparted to you by the author for your special delectation. +How remarkably, for instance, has Mr. Leech observed the hairdressers of +the present age! Mr. Tongs, whom that hideous old bald woman who ties on +her bonnet at the glass informs that 'she has used the whole bottle of +Balm of California, but her hair comes off yet'--you can see the bears' +grease not only on Tongs' head, but on his hands, which he is clapping +clammily together. Remark him who is telling his client 'there is +cholera in the hair,' and that lucky rogue whom that young lady bids to +cut off a long thick piece--for somebody, doubtless. All these men are +different and delightfully natural and absurd. Why should hairdressing +be an absurd profession? + +"The amateur will remark what an excellent part hands play in Mr. +Leech's pieces; his admirable actors use them with perfect naturalness. +Look at Betty putting down the urn; at cook laying her hands upon the +kitchen-table, whilst the policeman grumbles at the cold meat. They are +cooks' and housemaids' hands without mistake, and not without a certain +beauty, too. That bald old lady tying on her bonnet at Tongs' has hands +which you see are trembling. Watch the fingers of the two old harridans +who are talking scandal; for what long years they have pointed out holes +in their neighbours' dresses and mud on their flounces! + +"'Here's a go! I've lost my diamond ring!' + +"As the dustman utters this pathetic cry and looks at his hands, you +burst out laughing. These are among the little points of humour. One +could indicate hundreds of such as one turns over the pleasant pages. + +"There is a little snob, or gent, whom we all of us know, who wears +little tufts on his little chin, outrageous pins and pantaloons, smokes +cigars on tobacconists' counters, sucks his cane in the streets, struts +about with Mrs. Snob and the baby (the latter an immense woman, whom +Snob nevertheless bullies), who is a favourite abomination of Leech, and +pursued by that savage humourist into a thousand of his haunts. There he +is choosing at the tailor's--such waistcoats! Yonder he is giving a +shilling to the sweeper who calls him 'Capting.' Now he is offering a +paletot to a huge giant who is going out in the rain. They don't know +their own pictures very likely; if they did, they would have a meeting, +and thirty or forty of them would be deputed to thrash Mr. Leech. One +feels a pity for the poor little bucks. + +"Just one word to the unwary specially to note the backgrounds of +landscapes in Leech's drawings--homely drawings of moor and wood and +sea-shore and London street--the scenes of his little dramas. They are +as excellently true to nature as the actors themselves. Our respect for +the genius and humour which invented both increases as we look and look +again at the designs. May we have more of them--more pleasant Christmas +volumes over which we and our children may laugh together! Can we have +too much of truth and fun and beauty and kindness?" + +In this delightfully appreciative spirit wrote Thackeray--a man of +profounder genius than Leech--of his friend's work. It is said that when +he was asked to name the most intimate and dearest friend of his life, +Thackeray replied, "John Leech." + + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +DEAN HOLE. + + +In 1858 a second series of "Pictures of Life and Character," and later a +third, were presented to a delighted public. The history of the immortal +Briggs, collected from _Punch's_ pages, was also published in separate +form. In this year Leech made the acquaintance of the Rev. S. Reynolds +Hole, now Dean of Rochester, a kindred spirit, whose admiration of the +artist's work had long created a burning desire for his personal +acquaintance. It was upon Easter Monday that the first meeting took +place, and thus Mr. Hole describes very correctly Leech's appearance: + +"Well, he was very like my idea of him, only 'more so.' A slim, elegant +figure, over six feet in height, with a grand head, on which nature had +written 'gentleman'--with wonderful genius in his ample forehead; +wonderful penetration, observation, humour, in his blue-gray Irish +eyes; and wonderful sweetness, sympathy and mirth about his lips, which +seemed to speak in silence." + +These words bring my old friend again before me, but I think Mr. Hole +fails to notice the slight shadow of melancholy that was never long +absent from his handsome face. Mr. Hole says that, vividly as the first +interview comes back to him, he can recall but little of the +conversation. It appears Leech had been out with the hounds on this +special Monday, in company with his friend Adams, in the Belvoir +country, where his presence soon became known to the "field"; and Leech +as speedily discovered, by the whisperings among the sportsmen, that he +was expected to perform acts of horsemanship which would throw those of +"Herne the Hunter" into insignificance. "He being the quietest and most +retiring of riders, much as he loved the sport, and never going over a +fence if he could find a gap or a gate, it seemed, nevertheless, to be +the general impression and belief of the yeomen who followed his Grace +of Rutland's hounds that when a fox was found the celebrated Mr. Leech +would utter a wild Irish yell, clench his teeth, put both spurs into his +steed, and bound over the country like a mad buck. His complete +inaptitude for these gymnastics, and the consequent disgust and +disappointment of the agricultural interest when he made early deviation +from the chase in favour of the King's highway, seemed to please him +vastly." + +Mr. Hole also speaks enthusiastically of his first meeting Thackeray at +a dinner at Leech's, when he and Thackeray stood up together, like +Thornhill and Olivia in the "Vicar of Wakefield," to see which was the +taller. Mr. Hole won the day by proving himself to be two inches +"longer" than Thackeray, who was six feet two, the longer gentleman +being six feet four. + +The story of Thackeray and a very tall friend going to see a giant, and +being asked by the man at the door of the exhibition if they "were in +the business," I have heard told differently. My friend Alfred Elmore, +R.A., who was intimate with Thackeray, in speaking of that great +writer's personal appearance (which, never prepossessing, had been +injured by a broken nose acquired in the same way as that misfortune +happened to Michael Angelo), told me that he--Thackeray--was passing by +an exhibition of a giant, when the humour took him to ask the man at the +door if he was in want of a giant. + +"Well," said the man, "yes, we do; but not such a d----d ugly one as +you." + +"John Leech's consideration for others," says Mr. Hole, "was patent +wherever he went; but his anxiety for his friends and their enjoyment +and amusement in his own house was a very winsome sight to see.... Far +too much of a gentleman to be a gourmand, though he was wont to say he +deserved a good dinner when he had done a hard day's work, and that, as +a matter of economy, he was reluctantly compelled to eat and drink of +the best lest he should injure his manipulation, he seemed to think, +nevertheless, that his guests were bound to be greedy, and that it was +his duty to provide the material. I remember that on one occasion the +strawberries were so large that he put the largest on a plate and handed +it to a servant, with a request that it might be carved on the +sideboard." + +Mr. Hole gives a charming picture of Leech and himself in the sunny +glades of Sherwood Forest. After lamenting that the country might be +dull to the artist with only his friend's company to amuse him, and +expressing his anxiety on the subject, he says: + +"I soon saw that my anxiety was foolish. It was evidently, as he said, a +grand enjoyment to him simply to sit under a tree and rest; to hear the +throstle instead of the hurdy-gurdy; to see the sun instead of the +smoke.... He could only sigh his admiration. Presently he opened his +pocket sketch-book, and put a point to his pencil; but he turned from +one bit of loveliness to another as he sauntered on, and soon closed his +book in a kind of profound but calm resignation. 'Much too beautiful for +work,' he said; 'I can do no work to-day.' So we sat among the bracken, +and drank that delicious air...." + +Mr. Hole was, and perhaps still is, a great rose-grower; and the day +after the forest walk he gave a garden-party in honour of Leech and the +roses. The roses, it appears, were not only brilliant in their summer +glory on their native trees, but also glorious indeed on the faces of +the young ladies who fluttered about Leech, "with evident expectation of +having their portraits taken, for the future admiration of the world." +All this was delightful to Leech, but not "to one young man of sullen +temperament, who, after watching the idol of his heart 'making up,' as +he called it, to Leech with her fascinations, retired to a shrubbery to +smoke, and murmured a desire to 'punch that fellow's head.'..." I can +well imagine the pleasure of Leech in all his kind friends' care to +gratify him; and I can also imagine "the perplexity and annoyance" with +which he listened to the lady--let us hope she was neither pretty nor +young--who made him a speech in which she ended by telling him he was +"the delight of the nation." + +It was in the evening of the day of the rose-show that Leech proposed a +visit to Ireland for a fortnight's holiday, begging his friend to go +with him. To this Mr. Hole consented, little dreaming that on the +following morning, just as he was leaving, Leech would say to him, "You +must write your impressions, and I will illustrate." Mr. Hole's modesty +took alarm, but with no reason, as the "Impressions" subsequently +proved. The result of this trip was the publication, in 1859, of a +volume entitled, "A Little Tour in Ireland; being a visit to Dublin, +Limerick, Killarney, Cork," etc., by an "Oxonian." The "Oxonian" was, of +course, Mr. Hole; and the illustrations showed Leech in his happiest +vein. These were in the form of coloured folding-plates and numerous +woodcuts. + +The travellers did a great deal in the fortnight. They saw "Dublin, +Galway, the wild grandeur of Connemara, the scenery of the Shannon from +Athlone to Limerick, the gentle loveliness of Killarney, the miniature +prettiness of Glengariff, and that 'beautiful city called Cork.' ... Ah +me, how happy we were! Looking from the steamer at the calm +phosphorescent waves (so thankful they were calm, for we were miserable +mariners, though Leech had represented himself in a letter as revelling +in stormy seas), or gliding along the rails, or riding in cars, or +rowing in boats; listening to quaint carmen, oarsmen, and guides; +talking and laughing in genial converse with each other, or silent in +the serene fruition of the exquisite scenery around...." + +Mr. Hole had ample opportunity for seeing Leech's method of making notes +from nature. It was not sketching from nature in the true sense of the +phrase, but simply memoranda, in a kind of shorthand, which was +afterwards elaborated into backgrounds, which are as true to nature as +the figures they relieve and foil. The same with faces that attracted +the artist from their peculiarities of character or expression; a few +touches were sufficient as guides for the finished heads and figures. I +have some examples in a sketch-book in my possession. + +"Nothing," says Mr. Hole, "escaped him that was in any way absurd, +abnormal, incongruous, or in any way ridiculous; and a touch of his +elbow or a turn of his thumb drew my attention continually to something +amusing in the aspect or the remarks of those about us at the _table +d'hôte_, or the steamer, or public car, which else, in my obtuseness, I +had never relished.... It was always his rule, however pressed for time, +surrounded with engagements, or enticed by pleasures, never to 'scamp' +his work. Sometimes his rapidity of execution was marvellous, but there +was never haste. I have known him to send off from my own house three +finished drawings on the wood, designed, traced, and rectified, without +much effort, as it seemed, between breakfast and dinner. How I wish that +the world could have seen those blocks! They were entrusted, no doubt, +to the most skilful gravers of the day, but the exquisite fineness, +clearness, the faultless grace and harmony of the drawing, could not be +reproduced. If the position of an eyelash was altered, or the curve of a +lip was changed, there might be an ample remainder to convey the +intention and to win the admiration of those who never knew their loss, +but the _perfection_ of the original was gone. Again and again I have +heard him sigh as he looked over the new number of _Punch_; and as I, +seeing nothing but excellence, would ask an explanation, he would point +to some almost imperceptible obliquity which vexed his gentle soul." + +Mr. Hole continued to be the intimate friend of Leech during the latter +part of a life that was indeed "too short for friendship, not for +fame"; and he speaks of the many eminent men whom he met at Leech's +house, with the gratification that might be expected from one who was +fully able to share in the "flow of soul" that distinguished those +meetings. + + + + +CHAPTER IX. + +TYPES. + + +During one of the "sittings" which Dickens gave me when I painted his +portrait, I asked him if, when he drew the character of Pecksniff, any +of his inspiration had arisen from a knowledge of the character, and +even personal appearance, of an individual known to both of us, whose +name I mentioned. + +"Why, yes," was the reply; "I had him in my eye." + +In like manner, I think, in his most favourite type of beauty, Leech was +thinking of his wife, who was in all respects a charming woman. She +permeates a little to the destruction of variety of character many of +the lovely figures in _Punch_, where now and again may be found an +excellent likeness of Mrs. Leech. That she was a striking person is +evident from the fact that she struck Leech to the heart as he met her +in the street; so hard was the blow, that the artist forgot his errand, +and followed the enslaver to her own door. Inquiries were set on foot; +an introduction followed; he came, he saw, conquered, and was married in +1843 to Miss Eaton, who made the best of wives and mothers. + +It goes without saying that Leech was a worshipper of female beauty in +all its bewitching variety. I remember watching with him the riders in +Rotten Row, and after some startlingly lovely creatures had passed us, +he said: + +"Ah, my Frith, don't you wish you were a Turk, and able to marry all +that little lot?" + +Only two of Leech's children lived to maturity, and both survived him. +His son, John Charles Warrington Leech--a fine boy, whom I well +remember--was the darling of his father's heart, and the boy returned +his love with all the fervour of his loving nature. If Leech had lived +to learn that his son was accidentally drowned by the capsizing of a +boat at South Adelaide--a deplorable event that took place in 1876--the +intelligence would have broken his heart. This affliction was mercifully +averted from him, as also was the death of his daughter, which occurred +a few years ago, soon after she became a happy mother. + +Leech's working coat was made of black velvet, something in shape like +a shooting-coat; Leech the younger, at the age of five, was allowed to +dress exactly like his father; and he might have been seen on most +mornings, palette in hand, standing before a little easel, working away +at copies of the engravings in the _Illustrated London News_, which he +coloured literally with all the colours of the rainbow, whilst the +father sat by with block and pencil. The young gentleman not only +inherited his father's love of art, but also some of his humour; for he +informed a new servant, who appeared for the first time in the nursery, +that his papa said that he was "one of those children that can only be +managed by kindness"--"So please go and get me some sponge-cake and an +orange." This served Leech for an excellent cut in _Punch_. + +Mr. Hole gives another instance of Master Leech's Leech-like cleverness. +He says: + +"My wife's maid had paid a long visit to the nursery for a chat with his +lady-in-waiting, and when he began some display of disobedience, she +said: + +"'Really, Master Leech, if you won't be good, I must tell your mamma.' + +"'And I shall tell her,' he rejoined, 'if you do, what a time you've +been idling here.'" + +I may add in this place an anecdote sent to me by an intimate lady +friend of Leech's, who, after speaking of his devotion to his wife and +children, tells me that she was taking luncheon with him one day at his +house in Brunswick Square. + +"His two children dined at the same time. Leech said with a very grave +voice: + +"'Now, children, say your grace.' + +"Both children began to say it together as fast as they could. Leech +said when they had finished: + +"'Well run--Ada first, Bougie a good second.'" + +Mrs. Hall, a daughter of Mr. Adams--the Chattie of Leech's +letters--supplies me with an example, "one out of many instances of +great kindness to her as a child," which I present to my readers: + +"I was about eight years old," says Mrs. Hall, "and on one rough morning +during my stay with him at Broadstairs I was sent in charge of a maid to +play upon the beach. The wind carried away my bonnet. Regardless of +danger, I rushed into the sea after it, and after many struggles I +recovered it, but was horrified to find that a crowd had collected round +me. I was taken home dripping, and feeling very guilty. You can imagine +the relief it was to find my dear friend ready to comfort and not to +scold; and I have a happy recollection of being snugly tucked up on his +knee for some hours after the event, while he continued his drawing." + +The publication of my desire for information respecting John Leech's +youthful days has put into my possession one of his earliest drawings; +for this I am indebted to one of his Charterhouse schoolfellows, a very +young old gentleman indeed. Mr. Charles Maitland Tate's name may be +found in the first division of the fourth form in the list of scholars +of 1828. Mr. Maitland's first acquaintance with "little Johnny Leech" +began at Brighton in 1823, where he found our embryo six-year-old artist +learning equestrian accomplishments, with the help of a small pony and +the instruction of "an old retired jockey," who was one of the stable +servants of George IV. at the Pavilion. + +"Leech was a gentle, dear little fellow," says Mr. Maitland. "I +accompanied him on several of his pony excursions, and the more I saw of +him, the better I liked him." + +Leech was entered at Charterhouse in 1824, Maitland a year or two +afterwards, having grown into a strapping boy of eleven. Mr. Maitland's +father was a Dean of St. Paul's, able, no doubt, from his position to +procure a presentation--as he did from Lord Grey--for his son, who +entered as a Gown boy, thus taking, and maintaining, a higher position +in the school than Leech ever succeeded in reaching. Young Maitland had +been a few days in the Charterhouse, when he was accosted by a small +boy, who was obliged to tell his name before his early friend could +recognise him. Boy-like, Maitland immediately took young Leech under his +protection, and threatened dire consequences to anyone who bullied or +ill-treated him. The protector's prowess, however, was not wanted, for +Leech never made an enemy then or afterwards. + +Amongst the scholars was one named Douglas, whose powers of sketching in +caricature were very remarkable. Of this I convinced myself by a book of +drawings in the possession of Mr. Maitland. Douglas's talent made him +very attractive to Leech, and the boys became great friends. + +"Leech copied several of his friend's drawings," says Mr. Maitland; but, +as might have been expected, he soon abandoned copying and took to +original work, a specimen of which I give below, as perhaps the earliest +known drawing by Leech.[A] + +If, before I had written the first portion of this book, I had known Mr. +Maitland's story, I should have introduced it earlier; for this and +other shortcomings and irregularities, I hope to be forgiven on the +ground of my inexperience and ignorance of the laws of literary +composition. With this apology I proceed to make more mistakes, but +mistakes only in the _order_ in which the _truth_ should be told. + + + + +CHAPTER X. + +LEECH AND HIS PREDECESSORS. + + +John Leech may be truly said to be _sui generis_; there has been nothing +like him before his time, or since his bright and short career ended. It +would be difficult to imagine a greater contrast than that existing +between the works of Leech and those of his predecessors, at the head +and front of whom must be placed Hogarth, who stands _longo intervallo_ +above any of his successors. In his terrible lashing of the vices and +follies of his own time--vices and follies that are common to all +time--Hogarth sometimes, though rarely, indulged in an exaggeration of +character amounting to caricature. Leech dealt with the life about him +in a totally different spirit; his was a lighter, a more genial, and a +kinder hand. Unlike Hogarth, he made us laugh at the follies of our +fellow-creatures, and would have nothing to do with their vices, though +he has shown us in many examples how keen was his sympathy with the +poor and the oppressed, and how intense was his hatred of the oppressor. +The name of caricaturist is as inappropriate to Leech as it is to +Hogarth, though instances may be found, as in Hogarth, of occasional +indulgence in exaggeration. These examples are mostly to be found in the +illustration of books which in themselves somewhat outrage the modesty +of nature. Hogarth's pictures are often disfigured by a coarseness +closely bordering on indecency; instances may, indeed, be found where +the great artist has passed the border with revolting audacity. In the +thousands of drawings by Leech, instead of the _double entendre_, we +have some delightful trait of child-life; instead of the adulterous +husband, we have paterfamilias living a healthy, happy life among his +children, only amused at his schoolboy son's tricks played upon his +sisters. + +Consideration should, no doubt, be shown to Hogarth and his immediate +successors in respect of the coarseness of the time in which they lived; +certainly the works of Bunbury, Woodward, Rowlandson and Gillray require +all the excuses that can be made for them. Compared to the two +latter-named artists, the two former may be said to be harmless. In the +hands of all four, however, caricature reigned triumphant. + +Rowlandson had less excuse for the constant displays of vulgarity and +ugliness that abound in his works, than the other designers, who were +destitute of any sense of beauty. It was not so with Rowlandson. I have +seen early drawings by him full of the charm of beauty in women: +refined, and graceful. This power, which one would have thought was a +part of the man's nature, vanished altogether as he advanced in life; +swamped in the whirl of dissipation in which he lived, his originally +better nature became utterly vulgarized by his surroundings. That +Rowlandson had a certain very coarse humour, a facility in grouping +masses of figures in large compositions, and a power of inventing faces +and figures for which he had no authority in nature, cannot be denied; +but there is always an intense vulgarity, in which the man seems to +revel with as intense a pleasure. + +Gillray altogether differed from Rowlandson, both in his subjects and in +the way he treated them. In politics he was a savage partisan, lashing +his opponents with merciless fury and cruel personality. Gillray was in +art what Churchill was in literature. He had a grim humour all his own; +witness his constant attacks upon Bonaparte, then, and always, the +_bête noire_ of this country. There are many examples in which the +Corsican tyrant is made ridiculous, ferocious, or cowardly, according to +the events of the time and the humour of the artist. + +In a parody of Belshazzar's feast, Bonaparte, as Belshazzar, has caught +sight of the writing on the wall; he looks with extended arms and an +expression of cowardly horror at the warning. By his side sits the +Empress, an outrage upon the fattest of fat women, ill-drawn and vulgar +in the extreme. A man with a face hideous beyond the dreams of ugliness +(caricature _in excelsis_) is devouring the Tower of London, which +figures as a _plat_ in the banquet; the rest of the guests round the +monarch's table, vying with the dreadful gourmand in repulsiveness, are +one and all caricatured out of nature. The meats provided for this +singular entertainment consist of what may be called English fare, the +_pièce de résistance_ in front of Bonaparte, which he will presently +demolish, being the Bank of England; and that indigestible dish is +flanked by St. James's Palace. Then we have the head of Pitt, which is +labelled "The Roast Beef of Old England," and served up appetizingly on +a trencher, etc. Behind the Emperor stand his guards with huge uplifted +sabres, from which blood is dripping, while behind the dropsical +Empress stand her ladies-in-waiting, three female ghouls of wondrous +hideousness, in dresses so _décoletté_ as to shock persons less nice +than Mrs. Grundy. + +In another example the great Corsican is represented as "Teddy Doll, the +great French Gingerbread Baker, drawing out a new Batch of Kings," while +his man, Talleyrand, is making up the dough for others. Bonaparte is +pictured in uniform, with boots and spurs, and a huge cocked-hat with an +impossible feather, drawing out a batch of newly-made kings--Bavaria, +Würtemburg, and Baden--from an enormous oven, labelled "New French Oven +for Imperial Gingerbread." Beneath the oven-door is what is called "an +ash-hole for broken gingerbread." Amongst the _débris_ which has been +swept into the ash-hole by a broom labelled "Corsican Besom of +Destruction," Spain, a crowned death's head, is prominent; together with +Austria, Holland, Switzerland, Venice, etc., "all in wild destruction +blent." In the background Hanover is being destroyed by the Prussian +Eagle, as Talleyrand is busy kneading up the dough to be presently +passed from "the Political Kneading-Trough," to reappear in the shape of +gingerbread kings of Poland, Turkey, and Hungary, after the +manipulation of the King-maker and a visit to the French oven. + +There is much grim humour in this piece, and humour as well as a deeper +meaning in the parody of "Belshazzar's Feast"; but, turning from such +work and the thoughts that arise from it to that of Leech is like +turning from a slaughter-house to a flower-garden, from ugliness to +beauty. + +From the time of Gillray to that of Leech, there is little to be said of +the caricaturists, with one splendid exception, "Immortal George." I do +not agree with those who place Cruikshank above Leech. Cruikshank was +essentially a caricaturist; Leech was not. Comparisons, as Mrs. Malaprop +says, are "odorous," but we are sometimes forced into them; and, while +admitting that there were certain paths--heights, perhaps--which +Cruikshank ascended with honour, and on which Leech could not have found +foothold, there was a highroad, bordered by beautiful things, on which +he would have easily distanced his formidable rival. + +In my young days the political drawings of "H. B.," the father of +Richard Doyle, were much esteemed and in great request. They dealt +solely with the political events of the hour, and, though feebly drawn +and ineffective as works of art, the designer managed to produce +unmistakable likenesses of Sir Robert Peel, the Duke of Wellington, _et +hoc genus_, with remarkable certainty, and always without a trace of +caricature. + + + + +CHAPTER XI. + +KENNY MEADOWS. + + +The reader has only to look at the early numbers of _Punch_ to see how +inferior were the drawings compared to Leech's work, or to that of the +excellent artists now at work on _Punch_. Kenny Meadows was perhaps the +best; indeed, he was a fellow of excellent fancy, quaintly humorous at +times--seen, I think, at his best in his Shakespeare illustrations; +which, in spite of some extravagance, are full of character, and, as in +the "Midsummer Night's Dream," almost poetical in their realization of +the scenes of that immortal play. But Kenny was a sad Bohemian, a jovial +soul, loving company and the refreshments that attend it, in which he +indulged in happy forgetfulness till "all but he departed." + +In illustration of Kenny's habits, I introduce a little story told to me +by himself. Long years ago Mr. Carter Hall edited a book of British +ballads, and engaged a number of artists to illustrate them; Kenny +Meadows amongst the rest. I also had the honour of supplying a +contribution. When the drawings were finished, we were invited one +evening to the Rosery--as Mr. Hall called his Brompton cottage--to +submit our work for his criticism, and approval or condemnation, as the +case might be. Our refreshment was coffee and biscuits, a repast very +unsatisfactory to all of us, more or less--to Meadows especially. Kenny +bore his disappointment very well till we left the Rosery--this we did +at the earliest moment consistent with good manners--when he said, after +criticising our entertainment in strong language: + +"There is a house close by where we can get supper. What do you fellows +say?" + +We all said "that was the place for us." + +Under Meadows' guidance, we found an inn and an excellent supper, and +about midnight, when the fun was getting fast and furious, I left; +Meadows remaining with two or three other choice spirits--how long I +only knew when I met him a few days afterwards. The time of his return +home may be guessed by what follows. Day was breaking as Meadows +stealthily entered his bedroom, almost praying that Mrs. Meadows might +be asleep; but that lady awoke, and, catching sight of her husband, +said: + +"You are very late, Meadows." + +"Oh no," said Meadows, "I am not; it's quite early." + +("So it was, you know," said the Bohemian to me, as he told me of his +reception.) + +"Early!" exclaimed the wife. "Why, what o'clock is it?" + +"Oh, about one, or a little after," said Kenny. + +Unluckily, at that moment the peculiar but unmistakable cry of the +milkman was heard--"and that pretty well settled the time, you know, +Frith." + + + + +CHAPTER XII. + +"COMIC HISTORY OF ROME." + + +The extreme difficulty--in some instances the impossibility--of +procuring copies of some of the books illustrated by Leech makes exact +chronological sequence impossible in any attempt to describe the career +of the artist. I hope to be pardoned, therefore, for the irregularity of +my dates. + +In 1852 a "Comic History of Rome" appeared, written by Gilbert à +Beckett, with "ten coloured etchings and numerous woodcuts by Leech." +Rome fares pretty much the same as England at the hands of both writer +and illustrator. In Mr. À Beckett's part of the work the history of Rome +becomes a very comic history indeed, and Leech, of course, enters into +the spirit of the fun with all his exuberance of fancy and irresistible +humour. Visitors to the National Gallery, should they be curious to see +the difference of treatment of the same subject by different minds, can +be gratified by comparing Rubens' "Rape of the Sabines" with Leech's +rendering of that famous historical event. + +In one particular the illustration of the scene is identical in both +pictures. Rubens dresses the ladies in the costume peculiar to his own +time; Leech in the time of Queen Victoria. In the great Fleming's work +the principal victim of the Roman youth is the wife of the painter, in +the dress of Rubens' day; in Leech's drawing, strange to say, we have an +excellent likeness of Mrs. Leech, as she sits complacently on the +shoulders of a Roman youth. Rubens, however, pays more attention to +truth in the habiliments of his ravishers, for if they, in all +probability, did not much resemble Roman soldiers in their habits as +they lived, they present a tolerable resemblance to the ancient Roman as +we know him. Whereas Leech--while preserving something like the form of +the upper part of the Roman costume--cannot be said to be correct when +he puts Hessian boots upon one man, hunting-tops upon another, and +consigns the nether portion of a third to the military trousers, boots +and spurs of the modern Life-Guardsman. Nobody, I think, will believe +that umbrellas were known to the Romans, as Leech would have us to +understand, by putting one as a weapon into the hands of the stout, +very modern woman belabouring the Roman who is carrying off her +daughter. + +In explanation of the following cut, I may remind readers of Roman +history that Romulus sent cards of invitation to attend certain games to +the Latins and Sabines, with their wives and daughters. + +"The weather being propitious," says Mr. À Beckett, "all the Sabine +beauty and fashion were attracted to the place, and the games, +consisting of horse-racing, gave to the scene all the animation of Ascot +on a Cup-day. Suddenly, at a preconcerted signal, there was a general +elopement of the Roman youth with the Sabine ladies, who were in the +most ungallant manner abandoned to their fate by the Sabine gentlemen. +It is true the latter were taken by surprise, but they certainly made +the best of their way home before they thought of avenging the wrong and +insult that had been committed. Had they been all married ladies who +were carried off, the cynic might have suggested that the Sabine +husbands would not have objected to a cheap mode of divorce; but--to +make use of an Irishism--there was only one single woman who happened to +be a wife in the whole of that goodly company." + +[Illustration] + +An Etruscan ruler named Porsenna had a difficulty with Rome. He speedily +besieged that city, frightening the people in the suburbs "out of their +wits and into the city, where he never enjoyed a moment's peace till +peace was concluded." Presently a treaty of peace was negotiated, +greatly to the advantage of Porsenna; for not only was Rome compelled to +restore the territory taken from the Veii, but the victor also "claimed +hostages, among whom were sundry young ladies of the principal Roman +families. One of these was named Clælia, who, with other maidens, having +resolved on a bold plunge for their liberty, jumped into the Tiber's +bed, and swam like a party of ducks to the other side of the river." + +This delightful drawing reminds one of many a seaside sketch in +"Pictures of Life and Character," leaving us wondering how a few +pencil-lines can call up such visions of beauty. + +Everyone knows of the tradition of Rome's being saved from the Gauls by +the cackling of geese, and my readers are here presented with Leech's +historical picture of the event. + +[Illustration] + +"The Gauls," says Mr. À Beckett, "crept up, one by one, to the top of +the rock, which was the summit of their wishes. Just as they had +effected their object, a wakeful goose commenced a vehement cackle, and +the solo of one old bird was soon followed by a chorus from a score of +others. Marcus Manlius, who resided near the poultry, was so alarmed at +the sound that he instantly jumped out of his skin--for in those days a +sheep-skin was the usual bedding--and ran to the spot, where he caught +hold of the first Gaul he came to, and, giving him a smart push, the +whole pack behind fell like so many cards to the bottom." + + + + +CHAPTER XIII. + +PERSONAL ANECDOTES. + + +The late Frederick Tayler, whose water-colour drawings are familiar to +all lovers of art, was a guest for some days at the mansion of the Duke +of Athole--an elderly gentleman thirty years ago, but how nearly +connected with the present Duke I am unable to say. According to Tayler, +the old Duke was a very eccentric person; one of his whims being an +insistence upon all the male guests at his castle wearing the Scottish +national dress. On my friend's pleading that he could not wear a costume +that he didn't possess, he was supplied with the kilt and the rest of +it, from a store kept for unprovided visitors--"and," said Tayler, "I +was immediately compelled to ride about eighteen miles in a condition of +discomfort that may be imagined." Another little peculiarity was +scarcely less distressing, for dinner was never served till near +midnight. Hungry guests were kept waiting till, folding-doors being +thrown open, the major-domo appeared, holding a wand, and in solemn +tones announced "His Grace!" + +In 1850 this remarkable Duke "took it into his head" to close his +beautiful Glen Tilt to tourists. I was fortunate enough to have passed +through it before this decree was issued; but multitudes--noisy +multitudes, as they proved themselves--not having had my advantage, +became clamorous for their right, as they believed, of unobstructed +passage through the lovely glen. Many letters from indignant tourists +appeared in the press, which almost universally condemned the Duke's +action, _Punch's_ baton being brought into play in the tourists' cause; +and to this weapon was added Leech's pencil, which, in a vigorous +drawing, portrayed the old Duke as a dog in the manger, with a snarl on +his face that portended a bite if his position was assailed. The drawing +was entitled "A Scotch Dog in the Manger," and was immediately followed +by another blow, happily paraphrasing Scott's lines in the "Lady of the +Lake," and supposed to apply to "a scene from the burlesque recently +performed at Glen Tilt": + + "These are Clan Athole's warriors true, + And, Saxons, I'm the regular Doo." + +How far these drawings were the means of causing the Duke to reverse his +decision I know not; but it was reversed, and that he took Leech's +somewhat severe treatment good-humouredly is shown by his treatment of +the artist, whom he met near the glen soon after the drawings appeared. +Leech was alone, sketch-book in hand, no doubt noting, by pencil and +observation, for future use, some of the beauties around him, when a +horseman approached, attended by a groom. Leech was probably on +forbidden ground, for the rider, who was the Duke of Athole, immediately +asked his name and "what he was doing there." Under ordinary +circumstances Leech would have said, "What is _your_ name?" for the +matter of that, "and what do you want to do with mine if I give it to +you?"; but whether the manner of his questioner impressed him, or +conscious guilt shook him, I cannot say. It is certain, however, that he +replied he was an artist, and that his name was Leech. + +"Not John Leech?" said the Duke. + +"Yes, John," was the reply. + +And Leech now, feeling sure that he was in the presence of the Duke, and +that he was about to hear some strong language about his daring to +caricature so august a personage for merely asserting his rights, +proceeded to explain that he would not intrude further, but return at +once to his inn, where he intended to pass the night. + +The Duke turned to his groom, and told him to dismount, and called to +Leech to take the servant's place. + +Leech obeyed, when the Duke said, "No, sir; no inn for you to-night: you +must dine and sleep at my house. I am the Duke of Athole." Further +hesitation on Leech's part was met by a warmer and more pressing +invitation. + +Leech yielded, and the two rode off together. The road to the castle lay +through some rather perilous country, culminating in a narrow and broken +path, with cliff on one side and a precipice on the other. The artist +hesitated; the Duke called upon him to come on. "Has he brought me here +to revenge himself by breaking my neck?" thought Leech. He timidly +advanced, and reached the Duke, who had stopped for him at a point where +the path was most dangerous. + +"Are you, sir, the man who has maligned me in _Punch_?" fiercely +demanded the Duke. + +The fearful position in which Leech found himself, terrible to anyone, +but to a nervous man especially frightful, extorted from him an +apologetic confession, excusable under the circumstances. + +"Your Grace," said he, "we--we--that is, nearly everyone--has done +something that he--he--regrets having done. I am very sorry I have---- I +regret very much that anything I have done should have given you any +annoyance." + +The Duke's affected fierceness was exchanged for the jovial manner said +to be peculiar to him, and the pair rode off pleasantly together. + +The castle was reached, and Leech was shown to a dressing-room, where he +made himself as presentable as he could under the circumstances, in +anticipation of the usual announcement that dinner was served. I can +imagine my friend's feelings as he waited in hungry expectation. "As he +could not manage to break my neck," thought Leech, as hour after hour +passed without a summons to dinner, "he means to starve me." + +At last, thinking that perhaps his room was too far off for the sound of +the gong to reach him, he rang the bell. A servant appeared. + +"I am afraid," said Leech, "that I did not hear the dinner-bell; is +dinner ready?" + +"Not yet, sir; you will be informed when it is." + +Another hour passed. Leech became desperate; starvation seemed to stare +him in the face. Again he rang the bell; again the servant answered it, +and the reply was again, "Not yet." + +The clock had struck ten before the welcome sound of the gong reached +the famished man. If Mr. Frederick Tayler is to be believed, the Leech +dinner with the Duke was an _early_ one. No explanation was ever given +to Tayler of these abnormal dinner-hours, but Leech was told that "his +Grace" always took a nap after his rides, and his guests were fed when +he awoke. + +Leech was fond of telling of this adventure with the Duke, whose +likeness can be seen in more than one of Landseer's pictures. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + +PERSONAL ANECDOTES (_continued_). + + +At the time when the troop of artists and literary men were stumping the +country with their theatrical performances, Leech lived in Alfred Place, +which he soon left for a charming little house in Notting Hill Terrace. + +Dickens wrote an amusing account of one of the amateur excursions, which +the immortal Mrs. Gamp is supposed to join, and about which she +discourses to her friend Mrs. Harris, not forgetting her opinion of the +artists, Cruikshank and Leech: + +"If you'll believe me, Mrs. Harris, I turns my head, and sees the very +man" (George Cruikshank) "a-making pictures of me on his thumb-nail at +the window; while another of 'em" (John Leech), "a tall, slim, +melancolly gent, with dark hair and a bage voice, looks over his +shoulder, and with his head o' one side, as if he understood the +subject, and coolly he says: + +"'I've drawed her several times in _Punch_,' he says, too. The owdacious +wretch! + +"'Which I never touches, Mr. Wilson,' I says out loud--I couldn't have +helped it, Mrs. Harris, if you'd took my life for it--'which I never +touches, Mr. Wilson, on account of the lemon!'" + +From the nature of Leech's work, he was never able to take a holiday in +the true sense of the word. To say nothing of the numberless works which +he had engaged himself to illustrate, the inevitable _Punch_ must appear +every week, and almost equally inevitable was the appearance of one or +two of Leech's drawings in it. Proof is abundant of the rapidity with +which those inimitable works were executed; but it must be borne in mind +that they were the outcome of a sensitive organization--a power of +seeing and seizing the humorous and the beautiful in the everyday +incidents of life; in short, of a mind always on the watch for subjects +for illustration. + +When one thinks of the constant wear and tear of such a life, it is +scarcely a matter for wonder that it was so lamentably short. + +The localities of Leech's so-called holidays can easily be recognised by +his drawings, or rather by their backgrounds, which showed, in +admirable truthfulness, whether the artist was at Scarborough or +Broadstairs, at Folkestone, Dover, Lowestoft, or Ramsgate, or, by their +unfamiliarity to us, at some less frequented place. + +It was in 1848, and while Mr. and Mrs. Leech were staying with the +Dickens family at Brighton, that a very unpleasant incident of the visit +took place: no less than the sudden insanity of the landlord of the +house in which the party lodged, resulting in as sudden an exeunt of the +lodgers. But before the people still in their senses could take +themselves off, there was a duty to be done. A doctor must be fetched; +and no sooner did he appear than the madman attacked him, and would very +soon have made a vacancy in the list of M.D.'s if Dickens and Leech had +not rushed to the rescue. In a letter to Forster, Dickens gives a +humorous description of Mrs. Leech and Mrs. Dickens doing their best--in +their fear for their husbands' safety--to assist the maniac in his +murderous endeavours by pulling their husbands back just as the doctor +had fainted from fear. More assistance, however, arrived, and the mad +landlord was soon rendered harmless. + +I vividly recollect the alarm that the news of an accident to Leech--in +which it was rumoured that he had been seriously, even dangerously, +injured--caused to everyone, and acutely to his friends. A huge wave +was said to have struck him while bathing--killing him on the spot, +according to some reports; fracturing his skull, or producing concussion +of the brain, from which recovery was hopeless, according to others. +These alarming accounts came to us from the Isle of Wight, where Leech +was staying with Dickens in the autumn of 1849. The fact was, that one +of the tremendous waves that, under certain atmospheric conditions, roll +in upon the shore at Bonchurch, struck Leech on the forehead, and +rendered him senseless. + +"He was put to bed," said Dickens, "with twenty of his namesakes upon +his temples." + +The day following, congestion of the brain became unmistakable, +accompanied by great pain; ice was applied to the head, and bleeding +again was thought necessary, this time in the arm. For some days Leech +was in great danger, Dickens sitting up with him all night on more than +one alarming occasion. He says, in a letter to Forster: + +"My plans are all unsettled by Leech's illness, as of course I do not +like to leave this place so long as I can be of any service to him and +his good little wife. Ever since I wrote to you he has been seriously +worse, and again very heavily bled. The night before last he was in +such an alarming state of restlessness, which nothing could relieve, +that I proposed to Mrs. Leech to try magnetism. Accordingly, in the +middle of the night, I fell to, and, after a very fatiguing bout of it, +put him to sleep for an hour and thirty-five minutes. A change came on +in his sleep, and he is decidedly better. I talked to the astounded Mrs. +Leech across him, when he was asleep, as if he had been a truss of hay." + +Whether from Dickens' magnetic efforts or the efforts of Nature, Leech +gradually, but very slowly, recovered. On being questioned about his +accident, Leech is reported to have said that he remembered an enormous +angry, white-topped wave coming at him, and, in what seemed to him the +next moment, he found himself in bed in great pain--the interval having +been some days. + +In corroboration of this, I may mention an accident that happened to Mr. +Elmore (brother of the R.A. and great friend of Leech), who was terribly +injured by a blow on the head in a railway accident on the Marseilles +line. + +"I was reading a novel," said Mr. Elmore to me, "and the next instant, +as it seemed, I found myself suffering great pain in a strange bed, with +strange surroundings, in what I afterwards found was a French cottage." + +The sufferer also found that more than three weeks had elapsed between +the blow and the recovery of consciousness from it. Where, in my blind +ignorance I venture to ask, was the ever-living soul all this time? + +One of the amusements of the visitors at Folkestone consists in watching +the arrival of the French packet; and I have noticed that the more +stormy the day, the greater is the crowd that forms itself into an +avenue, through which the voyagers must pass in landing. This amusement, +I think, is not very creditable to us, because it is derived from an +enjoyment arising from the sufferings of our fellow-creatures. The rosy +passenger, who is evidently "a good sailor," attracts no attention--we +rather resent his condition as inappropriate to the occasion; but the +man from whose face every vestige of colour has flown, whose legs can +scarcely support him as he walks up the gangway, is an object of great +delight to us. We are generally--not always--silent in our enjoyment, +scarcely ever receiving a poor sea-sick creature as Leech was once +welcomed at Boulogne. + +In 1854, Leech and his wife went to Boulogne to stay with Dickens. The +day was stormy, and when the artist stepped ashore, he was received with +cheers by a crowd of people, mostly English, who loudly congratulated +him as looking more intensely miserable than any of the wretched +passengers who had preceded him. Leech told Dickens that he had realized +at last what an actor's feelings must be when a round of applause greets +his efforts. + +"I felt," he said, "that I had made a great hit." + +My intimacy with Leech led to the usual exchange of hospitalities. I +recall with pleasure the occasions on which I had the great delight of +welcoming him at my house in London or at the seaside. He never varied +from the simple, modest demeanour of the perfect gentleman, was never +noisy or argumentative, and always considerate of the feelings of +others; prodigal in his praise of his brother artists; never, if he +could avoid it, speaking of himself or his works, but if, in course of +conversation, allusion had been made to some cut more than commonly +attractive, he would meet it with: "Glad you like it, my dear fellow; +don't see anything particularly funny in it myself;" or, "Ah! I wish you +could have seen it on the wood; they seem to me to have cut all the +prettiness out of the girl's face." + +The first time I dined with Leech was at his house in Notting Hill +Terrace, on the occasion of some Highland sports that took place in Lord +Holland's park hard by, out of which Leech made some capital sketches, +that afterwards appeared in _Punch_. Leech's dinners, without being too +lavish or extravagant, were always unexceptionable as to food, and +notably so as to wine; of the latter, being no judge himself, he took +care it should be supplied by "one who knew," and who was also reliable. +One of the guests at this particular dinner was the Rev. Mr. White, +whose acquaintance our host had made at the Isle of Wight. I mention +this gentleman because he was not only a very jovial clergyman, but a +great friend of Leech and Dickens, and the author of some plays which +had more or less success--one of them, with the title of "The King of +the Commons," was played under Phelps' management, and had a +considerable run. + +"White," Leech whispered to me, "is a great judge of port. I hope to +goodness he will like some I have got on purpose for him--and for you, +my boy; only you know nothing about it, do you?" + +"Not a bit," said I. + +When the port appeared we watched the clergyman, and, judging by his +expression, the port was successful; but Leech was not satisfied till in +reply to his inquiry as to its qualities the clergyman, smacking his +lips, said: + +"Sir, the Church approves." + +At one of the delightful dinners at Leech's double-windowed +house--double-windowed to keep out noise, which distressed him all his +life--on the Terrace, Kensington, I first met Shirley Brooks, thus +commencing a life-long friendship with one of the most charming +companions, one of the wittiest men and the best story-tellers that ever +made "the hours go by on rosy wing." One of the strongest men on the +_Punch_ staff--afterwards editor--Brooks and Leech became somewhat +intimate, but whether the intimacy ever became merged into close +friendship, I doubt. I frequently dined at Brooks's, but never met Leech +there--indeed, from what I have heard, I am pretty sure that, with the +exception of his old fellow-student, Percival Leigh, who was one of his +nearest and dearest friends, Leech's feeling towards his brother members +of the _Punch_ staff never reached friendship in the true meaning of the +word. Albert Smith, of whose entertainments Leech said one of the +severest things I or anyone ever heard him say--"After all, Frith, it is +only bad John Parry"--was a loud, and, to me, a rather vulgar +person--too antagonistic to the gentle Leech for the growth of +friendship. At the _Punch_ meetings, however, I have it from one who was +occasionally present, that Albert Smith always addressed Leech as +"Jack," being the only one of the company who used the familiarity. This +provoked Douglas Jerrold, who had often winced under the infliction, to +ask Leech one day, "How long is it necessary for a man to know you +before he can call you 'Jack'?" + +After this remark "Jack" was less frequently heard. My authority for the +above is the late Mr. George Hodder, an author who I fear has left no +"footprints in the sands of time." It was said of him that, on being +introduced to a very distinguished artist, he remarked--perhaps feeling +the necessity of making a complimentary speech--"Art is a grand thing, +sir." This unfortunate gentleman died from injuries received by the +upsetting of a coach in Richmond Park. + +It is not at all uncommon for middle-class entertainers--though they may +possess a fair staff of servants--to seek outside assistance when they +gather an unusual number of guests round their hospitable boards. On one +occasion--and very likely oftener--Leech sought such supplementary aid, +and found it in the form of his parish clerk, a solemn person who was +not too proud to add to his stipend by "going out to wait." As is usual +with his class, the clerk-waiter arrived in good time to help in +furnishing forth the dinner-table, having an eye to the placing of the +flowers, plate, etc. The guests, amounting to ten or twelve, were +announced in due course, all old acquaintances, and all expecting their +dinners with the punctuality for which their host was noted. Hungry men, +though they may be good talkers under happier circumstances, are seldom +brilliant; on this occasion, though Dickens and Jerrold may have been +amongst the guests, the conversation languished at last into silence. +Half an hour passed. What could have happened? Suddenly one of the +guests--was it Dickens or Jerrold?--sprang from his chair, and going to +Leech, with extended hand, said: + +"Well, it's getting late; I'm afraid I must go. Thank you, dear boy, for +a delightful evening; the dinner was capital, the turtle first +rate--never tasted finer salmon; and as to the champagne----" + +The puzzled looks of Leech and his guests ended in a roar of laughter, +in the midst of which a black and solemn figure appeared, and in the +tones in which he would have given the responses at church, said: + +"Dinner is served." + +The assembled guests received the welcome announcement with a chorus of +"AMEN!" + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + +SPORTING NOVELS. + + +Amongst the many books illustrated by Leech are some sporting novels, +written, I think, by a Mr. Surtees. "Ask Mamma," "Handley Cross," "Plain +or Ringlets," "Mr. Romford's Hounds," etc., owe their origin to this +prolific gentleman. As these works are ornamented by coloured steel +engravings and innumerable woodcuts by Leech, it has been my duty to +look into them; read them, I cannot. I hope if the author is still +living he will attribute my want of appreciation to a want of sympathy +with his heroes and heroines, though I admit, in the portions I have +read, that he shows considerable humour as well as power in expressing +it. This, from one who knows his own ignorance of the subject in +question, should be gratifying to Mr. Surtees. + +Though to my mind Leech is quite at his best in "Pictures of Life and +Character," there are examples of his powers in all these books which +quite justify my selection of some of them for the gratification of my +readers. "Mr. Romford's Hounds" is "embellished" with twenty-five large +steel plates, in one of which a certain Mr. Facey, who has a charming +Miss Lucy for his hunting companion, is checked by an obstacle which +causes him to exclaim to Lucy, "Dash it! this is a rum customer," "as he +stood in his stirrups, looking at what was on the far side." + +"Oh, throw your heart over it," said Lucy, "and then follow it as +quickly as you can." + +"Heart!" muttered Facey. "I shall never find it again if I do. It would +be like looking for a needle in a bundle of hay." + +"Let _me_ try, then," said Lucy. + +It would be difficult indeed to surpass the beauty of the girl's figure +in this drawing, exquisitely drawn, true in character and action as it +is. Mr. Facey's expression, too, exactly conveys the idea that the +longer he looks at the awkward place the less he likes it. The +horses--notably the action of the one ridden by the young lady--are in +every way admirable. The background, with a few slight touches, gives us +a stretch of country--a withered tree, a flock of birds, and the cloudy +sky, with no doubt the southerly wind that "proclaims the hunting +morning." + +"Mr. Romford's Hounds" gives us another sportsman, who rejoices in the +name of Muffington. This gentleman is possessed for the moment of a +horse called, or, rather, miscalled, Placid Joe, whose former name, Pull +Devil, seems better-suited to his propensities, as shown in the drawing, +in which Placid Joe has taken the bit between his teeth, to the +discomfiture of Mr. Muffington. From the following telegram it would +seem that Placid Joe had been borrowed for the day's hunting. Thus it +ran: + + "Mr. Martin Muffington, at the White Swan, Showoffborough, to Mr. + Green, Brown Street, Bagnigge Wells Road, London. + + "That brute Placid Joe has no more mouth than a bull. He's carried + me right into the midst of the hounds, and nearly annihilated the + huntsman. I will send him back by the 9.30 a.m. train to-morrow, + and won't pay you a halfpenny for his hire." + +The character of Mr. Muffington, together with his action as he tugs in +vain at Placid Joe, are admirable; but the horse, good as it is in +action, appears to me less well proportioned than Leech's horses almost +invariably are, the head and neck being too small. But what could +surpass the huntsman and his steed just recovering from the "cannoning" +received from Placid Joe? The scattered hounds, the riders behind, and +the landscape leave nothing to be desired. + +"Plain or Ringlets" contains twelve coloured plates and no less than +forty-three woodcuts. Judging from a slight acquaintance with the +letterpress and a careful study of the illustrations in this book, I +find that the author deals less exclusively with the feats of the hunter +than in "Mr. Romford's Hounds"; shooting, racing, etc., are allowed to +figure prominently, and the pursuit of "lovely woman"--in which there +seem to be as many false scents and heavy falls as beset the chasing of +the fox--plays an important part in "Plain or Ringlets." Unlike the +policeman's, I have often thought that the riding-master's life must "be +a happy one." I am borne out in this, I think, by the illustration, in +which Leech is delightfully at home. Says our author: + +"Smiling, cantering bevies of beauties, with their shining hair in gold +or silver beaded nets, and party-coloured feathers in their jaunty +little hats, alone imparted energy to the scene as they tit-tupped along +with quickly following tramp, led by the most magnificent and affable of +riding-masters, who thus advertise their studs, just as Howes and +Cushing advertise their grand United States Circus. Bless us, what a +pace some of them go!" + +What life and motion there are in this group! How is it, by what occult +influence do we find those two lovely creatures right and left of the +riding-master, instead of one place of honour being reserved for the +stout middle-aged lady, who, strange to say, seems quite contented with +her position? I don't believe those two girls want any teaching, for do +they not sit their horses with perfect grace, as safely at home in their +saddles as they would be in one of the lounges in their drawing-rooms, +which either of them would fill so charmingly? Look what pretty +creatures the magician Leech can call up for us by a few scratches of +his pencil, in the rear of this cantering procession! + +The Duke of Tergiversation (Phoebus, what a name!), says the author of +"Plain or Ringlets," found on inheriting his estate that "the life had +been eaten out of it" before the death of his father put him in +possession of his ancestral property. The Duke, however, seems to have +made the acquaintance of a banker, named Goldspink, who yielded to his +persuasions and promises to the extent of allowing his aristocratic +customer to overdraw his account to such a formidable amount as +seriously to imperil the stability of the bank. Mr. Goldspink then seeks +an interview with his Grace, which the Duke, after endeavouring by all +sorts of shifts to avoid, was at length compelled to grant. + +"Ah, my dear Mr. Goldspink!" exclaimed the Duke, advancing with +outstretched hands and all the cheerful cordiality imaginable as our +"crab-actioned" friend followed the smoothly-gliding butler, Mr. +Garnett, into the presence. "Ah, my dear Goldspink, this is indeed most +kind and considerate! First neighbour that has come to greet us. How, +may I ask, is your worthy wife and your excellent son?" taking both the +banker's hands and shaking them severely. + +The banker makes a mental calculation of the Duke's liabilities, with a +clear understanding that "his Grace is on the gammon-and-spinach tack," +and then says: + +"Thank your Grace--his Grace--my Grace--that is to say--they are both +pretty well. Hope the Duchess and Lord Marchhare----" + +"The Duchess and Marchhare are both at this moment enjoying a quiet cup +of tea in her pretty little boudoir, where, I am sure, they will be most +happy to see Mr. Goldspink," said the Duke, motioning him to the +gilt-moulded white door opposite. + +This cut seems to me to show Leech's power of marking the difference of +character in the persons represented in a degree noticeable by the most +ordinary observer. The Duke is an aristocrat from top to toe; the +insincerity of his welcome even is apparent; while the squat and +"crab-like" figure of the banker is no less true to nature; his delight +at shaking hands with a Duke making him forget for the moment the +serious issues dependent upon the interview. + +At the eleventh hour I find myself forbidden to show my readers any of +the admirable drawings which illustrate this book. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI. + +THE "BON GAULTIER BALLADS." + + +I will here leave the sporting novels for a time and introduce my reader +to the "Bon Gaultier Ballads," and if he make his first acquaintance +with that work through this introduction, I respectfully advise him to +improve it by a more intimate knowledge, for he will not only find +excellent reading, but illustrations by Richard Doyle and others, +scarcely inferior to those by Leech. + +It will be remembered that at the time of the Papal aggression Lord John +Russell, according to Leech, chalked "No Popery" on Cardinal Wiseman's +door and then ran away. In the "Bon Gaultier Ballads" we find his +lordship face to face with Cardinal Wiseman, disguised as a friar, in +Sherwood Forest, where Little John is supposed to reign in place of +Robin Hood, deceased. The ballad is entitled "Little John and the Red +Friar," and begins: + + "The deer may leap within the glade, + The fawns may follow free-- + For Robin is dead, and his bones are laid + Beneath the greenwood tree. + + * * * * * + + "Now, Little John was an outlaw proud, + A prouder ye never saw; + Through Nottingham and Leicestershires + He thought his word was law, + And he strutted through the greenwood wide + Like a pestilent jackdaw. + + * * * * * + + "Now, word had come to Little John, + As he lay upon the grass, + That a friar red was in merry Sherwood + Without his leave to pass." + +Little John inquires from his little foot-page what manner of man is +this burly friar who intrudes into his domain. + + "'My master good,' the little page said, + 'His name I wot not well; + But he wears on his head a hat so red, + With a monstrous scallop-shell. + + "'He says he is Prior of Copmanhurst, + And Bishop of London town, + And he comes with a rope from our Father the Pope + To put the outlaws down.'" + +Little John searches the forest for his scarlet enemy-- + + "O'er holt and hill, through brake and breere, + He took his way alone. + + * * * * * + + "Then Little John, he strutted on, + Till he came to an open bound, + And he was aware of a Red Friar + Was sitting upon the ground. + + "His shoulders they were broad and strong, + And large was he of limb; + Few yeomen in the north countrie + Would care to mell with him. + + * * * * * + + "'What dost thou here, thou strong friar, + In Sherwood's merry round, + Without the leave of Little John + To range with hawk and hound?' + + "'Small thought have I,' quoth the Red Friar, + 'Of any leave, I trow; + But Little John is an outlawed thief, + And so, I ween, art thou! + + "'Know I am, I am Prior of Copmanhurst, + And Bishop of London town, + And I bring a rope from our Father the Pope + To put the outlaws down.' + + "Then out spoke Little John in wrath, + 'I tell thee, burly frere, + The Pope may do as he likes at home, + But he sends no Bishops here!'" + + "'Up and away, Red Friar,' he said, + 'Up and away right speedilie; + And were it not for that cowl of thine, + Avenged on thy body I would be!' + +[Illustration] + + "'Nay, heed not that,' said the Red Friar, + 'And let my cowl no hindrance be; + I warrant I can give as good + As ever I take from thee!' + + "Little John he raised his quarter-staff, + And so did the burly priest; + And they fought beneath the greenwood tree + A stricken hour at least." + +Little John gets much the worst of the fight, and endeavours to come to +terms with the Red Friar: + + "'There's some mistake, good friar,' he said; + 'There's some mistake 'twixt thee and me; + I know thou art Prior of Copmanhurst, + But not beneath the greenwood tree. + + "'And if you will take some other name, + You shall have ample time to bide; + With pasture also for your Bulls, + And power to range the forest wide.' + + "'There's no mistake!' the friar said; + 'I'll call myself just what I please: + My doctrine is that chalk is chalk, + And cheese is nothing else but cheese.' + + "'So be it then!' quoth Little John" + +from his refuge in the tree, to which, according to Leech, he has been +tossed by the Popish Bull. + +Cardinal Wiseman, as I remember him, was a huge burly figure, not unlike +Leech's drawing; a stronger resemblance to Lord John can be traced in +the swaggering little figure in the first illustration and also in the +second. + +Most of the "Bon Gaultier Ballads" are illustrated by Doyle and other +hands. Leech's contributions are confined to four of them. The next from +which I select drawings is called "The Rhyme of Sir Launcelot Bogle." It +appears that "this valiant knight, most terrible in fight," had married +the sister of another valiant knight named George of Gorbals, and with +his bride he had retired to his castle near Glasgow. For some reason or +other this marriage was very distasteful to the brother of the bride--so +distasteful, indeed, that nothing but the blood of Sir Launcelot would +wipe out the disgrace. In pursuit of his revenge, George of Gorbals +armed his followers and approached the castle, where + + "A donjon keep arose, that might baffle any foes, + With its men-at-arms in rows + On the towers. + +[Illustration] + + "And the flag that flaunted there showed the grim and grizzly bear, + Which the Bogles always wear for their crest. + And I heard the warder call, as he stood upon the wall, + 'Wake ye up! my comrades all, + From your rest! + + "'For, by the blessed rood, there's a glimpse of armour good + In the deep Cowcaddens Wood, o'er the stream; + And I hear the stifled hum of a multitude that come, + Though they have not beat the drum, + It would seem! + + "'Go tell it to my lord, lest he wish to man the ford + With partisan and sword just beneath; + Ho, Gilkison and Nares! Ho, Provan of Cowlairs! + We'll back the bonny bears + To the death.' + + "To the towers above the moat, like one who heedeth not, + Came the bold Sir Launcelot, half undressed; + On the outer rim he stood, and peered into the wood, + With his arms across him glued + On his breast. + + "And he muttered, 'Foe accurst, thou hast dared to seek me first? + George of Gorbals, do thy worst; for I swear + O'er thy gory corpse to ride, ere thy sister and my bride + From my undissevered side + Thou shalt tear!'" + + * * * * * + +Sir Launcelot, not being sure that Cowcaddens Wood really hides his +mortal enemy, despatches a "herald stout," accompanied by + + "Sir Roderick Dalgleish, and his foster-brother Neish, + With his bloodhounds in the leash," + +to see whether the party in the wood are friends or foes. All doubt on +the subject is put to rest by a shower of arrows which + + "Sped their force, and a pale and bleeding corse + He (the herald) sank from off his horse + On the plain! + + "Back drew the bold Dalgleish, back started stalwart Neish, + With his bloodhounds in the leash from Brownlee. + 'Now shame be to the sword that made thee knight and lord, + Thou caitiff thrice abhorred, + Shame on thee!'" + +After this burst of not unnatural rage at the unhandsome treatment of a +herald, whose office should have made his person sacred, Sir Launcelot +gives orders that there must be + + "'Forthwith no end of those heavy bolts; + Three angels to the brave who finds the foe a grave, + And a gallows for the slave + Who revolts!' + + "Ten days the combat lasted; but the bold defenders fasted, + While the foemen, better pastied, fed their host; + You might hear the savage cheers of the hungry Gorbaliers, + As at night they dressed the steers + For the roast. + + "And Sir Launcelot grew thin, and Provan's double chin + Showed sundry folds of skin down beneath; + In silence and in grief found Gilkison relief, + Nor did Neish the spell-word 'beef' + Dare to breathe." + +Then Edith, the bride, made her appearance upon the ramparts. + + "And she said unto her lord, as he leaned upon his sword, + 'One short and little word may I speak? + I cannot bear to view those eyes so ghastly blue, + Or mark the sallow hue + Of thy cheek. + + "'I know the rage and wrath that my furious brother hath + Is less against us both than at me. + Then, dearest, let me go, to find among the foe + An arrow from the bow, + Like Broomlee!'" + +To this noble offer of self-sacrifice Sir Launcelot will not listen for +a moment. He replies: + + "'All our chances are not lost, as your brother and his host + Shall discover to their cost rather hard! + Ho, Provan! take this key; hoist up the malvoisie, + And heap it, d'ye see, + In the yard. + + "'Of usquebaugh and rum you will find, I reckon, some, + Beside the beer and mum, extra stout; + Go straightway to your task, and roll me all the casks, + And also range the flasks + Just without. + + "'If I know the Gorbaliers, they are sure to dip their ears + In the very inmost tiers of the drink. + Let them win the outer court, and hold it for their sport, + Since their time is rather short, + I should think!' + + "With a loud triumphant yell, as the heavy drawbridge fell, + Rushed the Gorbaliers pell-mell, wild as Druids; + Mad with thirst for human gore, how they threatened and they swore, + Till they stumbled on the floor + O'er the fluids. + + "Down their weapons then they threw, and each savage soldier drew + From his belt an iron screw in his fist; + George of Gorbals found it vain their excitement to restrain, + And, indeed, was rather fain + To assist. + + "With a beaker in his hand, in the midst he took his stand, + And silence did command all below; + 'Ho, Launcelot the bold! ere thy lips are icy cold, + In the centre of thy hold + Pledge me now!' + + * * * * * + + "Dumb as death stood Launcelot, as though he heard him not; + But his bosom Provan smote and he swore, + And Sir Roderick Dalgleish remarked aside to Neish, + 'Never, sure, did thirsty fish + Swallow more! + + "'Thirty casks are nearly done, yet the revel's scarce begun; + It were knightly sport and fun to strike in!' + 'Nay, tarry till they come,' quoth Neish, 'unto the rum-- + They are working at the mum + And the gin!' + + "Then straight there did appear to each gallant Gorbalier + Twenty castles dancing near, all around; + The solid earth did shake, and the stones beneath them quake, + And sinuous as a snake + Moved the ground. + + "Why and wherefore had they come seemed intricate unto some, + But all agreed the rum was divine; + And they looked with bitter scorn on their leader highly born, + Who preferred to fill his horn + Up with wine." + +Like the fateful moment at Waterloo, the time had now come to strike, +and Sir Launcelot and his friends took full advantage of it. + + "'Now make the trumpets blast, and comrades follow fast, + Smite them down unto the last,' + Cried the knight. + + * * * * * + + "Saint Mungo be my guide! it was goodly in that tide + To see the Bogle ride in his haste; + He accompanied each blow with a cry of 'ah!' or 'oh!' + As he always cleft the foe + To the waist. + + "'George of Gorbals, craven lord! thou didst threat me with the + cord; + Come forth and brave my sword, if you dare!' + But he met with no reply, and never could descry + The glitter of his eye + Anywhere." + +The Gorbaliers were destroyed to a man, and in obedience to an order +from Sir Launcelot the casks and empty flasks were removed by the +"cellar master," but not without a shock-- + + "For he swore he heard a shriek + Through the door. + + "When the merry Christmas came, and the Yule-log lent its flame + To the face of squire and dame in the hall, + The cellarer went down to tap October brown, + Which was rather of renown + 'Mongst them all. + + "He placed the spigot low, and gave the cask a blow, + But his liquor would not flow through the pin; + 'Sure, 'tis sweet as honeysuckles!' so he rapped it with his + knuckles, + But a sound as if of buckles + Clashed within. + + "'Bring a hatchet, varlets, here!' and they cleft the cask of beer-- + What a spectacle of fear met their sight! + There George of Gorbals lay, skull and bones all blanched and gray, + In the arms he bore the day + Of the fight!" + +[Illustration] + +From Leech's contributions to the "Bon Gaultier Ballads" my third +selection consists of an illustration of "The Lay of the Lover's +Friend." The "Lay" is a capital skit on the propensity of certain lovers +to inflict the sorrows caused by the loss of their hearts upon friends +to whom the loss is a matter of indifference. Says the friend: + +[Illustration] + + "'I would all womankind were dead, + Or banished o'er the sea; + For they have been a bitter plague + These last six weeks to me. + It is not that I am touched myself, + For that I do not fear; + No female face has shown me grace + For many a bygone year. + But 'tis the most infernal bore, + Of all the bores I know, + To have a friend who's lost his heart + A short time ago. + + "'Whene'er we steam it to Blackwall, + Or down to Greenwich run, + To quaff the pleasant cider-cup, + Or feed on fish and fun; + Or climb the slopes of Richmond Hill + To catch a breath of air-- + Then, for my sins, he straight begins + To rave about his fair. + Oh, 'tis the most tremendous bore, + Of all the bores I know, + To have a friend who's lost his heart + A short time ago.'" + +Judging from the angry face of "the lover's friend" as he stretches out +his hand towards the claret, it will require even more than the +consolation to be derived from the finest brand to enable him to endure +his friend's moaning with common patience. One studies with wonder and +admiration the few touches with which the story is told in this little +drawing. See the handsome frowning face of "the lover's friend," so +perfectly in contrast with that of the absorbed lover, whose voice can +almost be heard expatiating on the beauty of the lost one, and the +hardness of her heart! + + + + +CHAPTER XVII. + +Sporting Novels (_continued_). + + +"Handley Cross" is another of the sporting novels so admirably +illustrated by Leech. The hero of this book is a certain Mr. Jorrocks, a +retired "great city grocer of the old school." A fortune gained in the +grocery business enabled Mr. Jorrocks to retire into country life, where +the sports of the field awaited him. He became a mighty hunter, the +possessor of the finest horses and "the best pack of 'ounds in all the +world," who would make the foxes cry "Capevi!" He is M.F.H., and so +great an authority on sporting matters as to warrant his announcing +himself as a lecturer on the duties of all concerned in the truly +British sport of the chasing of the fox. Mr. Jorrocks's antecedents were +such as to preclude the possibility of the display of brilliant +oratorical powers. His mode of expression--including the absence of the +letter "h," where it should be used, and its presence where it should +not--was what might have been expected from the retired grocer whose +little figure adorns the illustration. + +Leech's old friend, Mr. Adams, tells me that a man named Nicholls, Lady +Louise Clinton's coachman, was the model for Mr. Jorrocks. Leech never +went anywhere, not even to church, without his little sketch-book; and +on a special Sunday at Barkway Church, where Lady Clinton had her pew, +she was followed by a little man who, after handing her ladyship her +books of devotion, took his seat outside the pew, and became an +unconscious study for Leech; who in a few minutes transferred an exact +likeness to the sketch-book, which was afterwards as exactly reproduced +in the "hunting lecture." + +A curious reader can study Mr. Jorrocks's lecture in the pages of +"Handley Cross." He will there wonder with me how it came about, that so +distinguished an audience of aristocratic men, and lovely women, could +listen for many minutes to an oration which must have lasted at least +two hours, and which ends with the following peroration: "So shall +little Spooney jog on rejoicin'! Each succeedin' year shall find him +better mounted, and at each fresh deal he will become a wiser and I +'opes a nappier man." + +Mr. Jorrocks concluded amidst loud and universal applause. + +Leech's mastery of character--unexaggerated, true to nature, without a +trace of caricature--can be seen in the foreground figures of this +etching. The man standing behind the lady with the lovely profile is a +gentleman, though perhaps not a wise one; but what can the beautiful +profile find in Mr. Jorrocks's discourse to amuse or enlighten her? And +those pretty creatures in the distance, who certainly seem a little +bored, how is it that they did not slip away with their cavaliers behind +them, and so leave Mr. Jorrocks to talk about 'unting to 'is 'eart's +content? + +One of Mr. Jorrocks's sporting friends is Mr. Charley Stobbs, a +good-looking young gentleman who finds himself belated after a hard +day's hunting. He wanders about an unknown country, darkness comes upon +him, and he endeavours in vain to find his way to Handley Cross. "The +night was drear and dark, the wind whistled and howled with uncommon +keenness, the cutting hail drifted with the sharpness of needles against +his face. Horse and rider were equally dispirited," says the +chronicler. This free and easy, or, rather uneasy, fox-hunter, +determined to seek shelter for the night at the first house he came to, +that promised from its appearance a comfortable bed, with, perhaps, an +introductory supper. He soon found himself "under the lee of a large +house, and having dismounted, and broken his shins against a scraper, he +at length discovered a bell-pull in the door-post, which having sounded, +the echoing notes from afar proclaimed the size and importance of the +mansion." "A little maiden" gave Charley admission, and, with surprising +alacrity, provided him with "ham sandwiches, hot water, lemon, nutmeg," +etc., to say nothing of a bottle of sherry! + +To the common mind the ease with which Mr. Charles Stobbs managed to +procure for himself a supper and lodging in a stranger's mansion will be +a matter of surprise; in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred he would +have met with a very different reception. We rejoice in his success, +because it gives us a likeness of his good-looking self, in conjunction +with that of one of the prettiest and daintiest waiting-maids ever +created by Leech's pencil. + +Had I been permitted I should have selected a drawing from "Handley +Cross," which heads a chapter called "The Waning Season," not from its +subject (which has little interest), but because it is an admirable +example of Leech's mastery of landscape. The figure of the old hedger, +with his big gauntlets and bill-hook, is as true as possible to nature, +well drawn, and perfect in action, as he stoops over the faggots he has +collected; but I would call more attention to the drawing of the +foreground and distance of the landscape; the stunted tree and the +wattled fence in its perspective cunningly going off almost to the +horizon--thus leading the eye into space--with its lines so skilfully +broken by the leafless trees. The sky, too, though represented by a few +lines, composes artistically with the forms in the distance and the rest +of the wintry landscape. + +With "Ask Mamma"--another of the many sporting books illustrated by +Leech--I shall close my selections from that kind of literature for the +present. + +In the frontispiece of the book, which represents "The Ancestors of our +Hero," the female ancestor is such a bewitching creature as to make a +reproduction of her in this place irresistible. This charming person is +Mrs. William Pringle, _née_ Willing, about whose birth, parentage, and +education history is silent. Her acquaintance is first made by the +reader of "Ask Mamma" in the position of assistant in a milliner's shop, +which she soon left for a shop of her own. In this venture Miss Willing +failed disastrously, and, leaving dressmaking, she became a lady's-maid +in the service of "the beautiful, newly-married Countess Delacey." "It +was to the service of the Countess Delacey," says our author, "that Miss +Willing was indebted for becoming the wife of Mr. William Pringle." The +acquaintance between Miss Willing and Mr. Pringle, which soon ripened +into love and marriage, began on the stage-coach, in which Miss Willing +was journeying to London to buy dresses for her mistress, the Countess. +Alas! it must be confessed that Miss Willing was an unscrupulous +adventuress, and Mr. Pringle a very green goose indeed; for when he +found Miss Willing installed in the Countess's house in Grosvenor +Square, dressed in her mistress's emerald-green velvet costume, he +believed her to be, as she represented herself, the mistress of the +mansion. A big footman played into Miss Willing's hand, and "my lady'd" +her to her heart's content, and to the delight of Mr. Pringle, as the +refreshments were supplied to which the victim had been invited. Under +the inspiring influence of brandy-and-water Mr. Pringle's love grew +apace; and in reply to the lady's prudent inquiries as to his means of +keeping her surrounded by the luxury to which she had been accustomed, +she was assured that "she should have everything she wanted: a tall +footman with good legs, an Arab horse, an Erard harp, a royal +pianoforte, a silver tea-urn, a gold coffee pot, a service of gold, _eat +gold_ if she liked;" and, as he made this declaration, "he dropped upon +his salmon-coloured knees, and with his glass of brandy in one hand and +hers in the other, looked imploring up at her--a beautiful specimen of +heavy sentimentality." + +As one looks at the comical figure of Mr. Pringle, it would be difficult +to believe that, even with the golden advantages with which he surrounds +himself, he could be rendered acceptable to the lovely creature of +Leech's fancy; if a finger could not be put upon couples amongst our own +acquaintances even more strangely contrasted. + +With respect to personal appearance, Mr. Pringle fares better at Leech's +hands in a drawing representing a halt in the stage-coach journey to +London. The passengers have stopped for refreshment. The coachman +attends for his fee. Mr. Pringle, "who was bent upon doing the +magnificent, produced a large green-and-gold tasselled purse, almost as +big as a stocking, and drew therefrom a great five-shilling piece, which +he handed ostentatiously to the man, saying: 'For this lady and me,' +just as if she belonged to him." + +Here Mr. Pringle fairly resembles a good-looking buck of sixty years +ago, and the coachman might have been one of those whom I remember on my +own first journey to London, with his "Beg pardon, sir, I've drove you +fifty miles," when his fee was less than he expected. The coat of many +capes, the red cheeks and redder nose, the action of the man as he holds +his hat and whip, are all true to life; here again without the least +exaggeration. In composition, light and shade, and general effect, this +drawing leaves nothing to wish for. The expression of Miss Willing, as +she looks sideways at her victim, should be noted. + +Mr. William Pringle did not long enjoy his married life, for his only +son (the hero of "Ask Mamma") was but a child, when, "after an +inordinate kidney supper, Mr. Pringle was found dead in his chair." + +The widow was very rich, and after educating her son regardless of +expense, she launched him into high life, and somehow or other brought +about an acquaintance between "Billy" and a sporting nobleman, the Earl +of Ladythorne. From that time "Ask Mamma" becomes a chronicle of +sporting adventure, with which I shall not trouble my reader, beyond the +explanation required for the understanding of one or two examples of +Leech's work. + +The noble Earl of Ladythorne seems to have been a very impressionable +personage, in a constant state of suffering from "Cupid's shafts"; and +though for some reason or other he objected to hunting ladies, an +"equestrian coquette, Miss De Glancey, of half the watering-places in +England, and some on the Continent," had but to show herself amongst the +field and the noble lord was again transfixed; this time the dart seems +to have gone through and through the tender heart, only to be released +by an event which occurred shortly afterwards. + +It appears that Miss De Glancey's love of hunting was affected, in order +to further her designs upon the Earl; she really feared and hated it; +and though on the fatal day, which was destined to extinguish her hope +of becoming a Countess, she had ridden boldly by the Earl through what +he calls "a monstrous fine run," she "found no fun in it at all," and +was "monstrous glad when it was over." No sooner was the fox +despatched, than the sky darkened, the lightning flashed, the thunder +bellowed, and the rain came down in torrents. "Poor Miss De Glancey," +says our author, "was ready to sink into the earth." There was nothing +for it but to seek the nearest shelter, which seems to have been the +Punch Bowl at Rockbeer, in search of which "my lord" and the coquette +ride off together. "An opportune flash of lightning so lit up the +landscape as to show the clump of large elms at the entrance to +Rockbeer." The hard driving rain beats downways and sideways, frontways +and backways--all ways at once. The horses know not which way to duck to +evade the storm. In less than a minute Miss De Glancey is as drenched as +if she had taken a shower-bath. "The smart hat and feather are +annihilated; the dubious frizette falls out; down comes the hair; the +_bella-donna_-inspired radiance of her eyes is quenched; the crinoline +and wadding dissolve like ice before the fire; and ere _the love-cured +Earl_ lifts her off her horse at the Punch Bowl at Rockbeer, she has no +more shape or figure than an icicle. Indeed, she much resembles one, for +the cold sleet, freezing as it fell, has encrusted her in a rich coat of +iced lace, causing her saturated garments to cling to her with the +utmost pertinacity. A more complete wreck of a belle was perhaps never +seen." + +"Brief as woman's love," says Shakspeare. That this remark will +sometimes apply to man's love cannot be contested, for have we not an +example before us in the rapid way in which our noble friend's passion +was, so to speak, washed out of him? The love-stricken Earl "cured" by a +shower of rain! We ought to be thankful for the downpour, for it was the +cause of Leech's drawing, in which the unfortunate coquette is still, +under the artist's tender treatment, an elegant creature, with grace and +beauty in every line of her bedraggled form. How admirable, too, is the +Earl! the rain dripping from the brim of his hat, and with every +opportunity for making him ridiculous, he is still dignified, his face +and figure noble, as he bends forward to meet the storm. It goes without +saying that the horses are admirable in character and action, and that +the whole scene exactly realizes a wet and stormy night. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII. + +MICHAEL HALLIDAY AND LEECH. + + +"No man can put more into a picture than there is in himself," says Sir +Joshua Reynolds. As an art student I have always felt the force of this +aphorism. I would even go further, and add that no man can avoid the +disclosure in numberless ways of what "there is in himself" of special +mental organization, under the heads of taste, temper, delicacy, +honesty, kindliness, and the true and full appreciation of the beauties +of nature. + +"I cannot see nature as you represent it," someone is said to have +remarked to Turner. + +"Don't you wish you could?" was the reply. + +It is not the subject of a great artist's work that we admire, but the +artist's mind as reflected in his subject. Reynolds was fortunate in +having for his sitters most of the beauties of the last century, and +they were more fortunate still in falling into the hands of a painter +who had such intense sympathy with their loveliness--so intense in some +instances as to emphasize it somewhat to the sacrifice of individuality. +It is what Turner sees in nature that we reverence, producing beauties +for us to which we were blind, till they were called up by the spell of +the great magician. Heads as fine as any of those painted by Vandyke can +be seen any day, but there is no Vandyke to show us the impression they +make upon him. Let anyone compare Vandyke's Charles I. with a +contemporary rendering of that monarch, and he will feel with me that it +is the great painter's power of penetrating the inner man before him, so +to speak, added to his sympathy with the melancholy and dignified King, +that, combined with his transcendent technical power, enabled him to +present to us both the person and the mind of the unfortunate King. The +contemporary painters give us but the husk and shell of him. + +But of all artists who have reflected themselves in their works, Leech +is the best example. Save when his hatred of injustice and oppression is +aroused, the man's loving, tender nature, and his honest English, manly +character, are apparent in everything he does. As he was to all who knew +him well, he shows himself in his treatment of every theme he touches +with his pencil. Of his life--quiet, studious, and ever observant--there +is little to relate that cannot be gathered from his works. His +passionate love of children and childish ways and tricks, his sympathy +with beauty in all its forms, his eager participation in manly sports, +with numberless other delightful qualities, are part and parcel of the +man who was never tired of giving us unconscious revelations of himself +in his drawings. Even when a certain amount of ridicule is attached to +the principal incidents in the career of a ludicrous personage, we never +have a feeling for him approaching contempt. + +In the history of Messrs. Briggs and Tom Noddy these gentlemen present +themselves in positions of laughable difficulty. Laugh at them we +certainly do, but we never despise them; for do they not show the good +qualities of courage and fortitude? Tom Noddy is thrown from his horse; +nothing daunted, he instantly remounts. He drops his whip; he recovers +it: is thrown again, and this time his horse gallops off; but though the +little hunter pursues as fast as his little legs can go, the horse has +the best of it and escapes. An ordinary being would despair and bemoan +his loss; not so Tom Noddy, who gives up the pursuit for a time, and +being no doubt a little tired, lights a cigar as he sits upon a stile. +When refreshed by tobacco and repose he resumes his horse-chase, and +ultimately succeeds in finding the animal in the possession of a rustic, +who had amused himself by nearly galloping him to death. Tom Noddy is a +delightful little creature; his numerous escapades are plentiful in +"Pictures of Life and Character," and will be for all time a hearty, +healthy pleasure to all who study them. + +Many attempts were made to betray Leech into personality. Subjects were +suggested, and offers were made to him, by persons who had real or +imaginary grievances, to place well-known public characters in positions +ridiculous or contemptible. Those attempts would not have been made if +the proposers had known Leech; such suggestions were always rejected, +and sometimes in terms very unpleasant to their proposers. I was not +aware that Tom Noddy had a prototype until I was informed by my old +friend, Mr. Holman Hunt, in a paper of Leech reminiscences, originally +intended for this memoir, that Mike Halliday, a man I knew well forty +years ago, was the original Tom Noddy. Halliday's figure was intended +for an ordinary-sized man, but when Nature had produced his head and +shoulders she seemed to have changed her intention, and the rest of his +figure was that of a diminutive form, a full foot shorter altogether +than an ordinary middle-sized man. When I first became acquainted with +Halliday he was a clerk in the House of Lords. "He then," says Holman +Hunt, "took to poetry, to love that never found its earthly close, and +to our art--for he found time for all. So well did he succeed in +picture-making that he once completed an oil-painting of two lovers +sitting under a ruined abbey window, habited in contemporary costume, +the gentleman intent on taking the size of the lady's marriage-finger." + +I remember this picture being exhibited at the Royal Academy in 1856; I +thought highly of it, and looked, but in vain, for a repetition of a +success so complete as to cause the purchase of the picture by a +well-known dealer, who had an engraving made from it, the print meeting +with extensive popularity. Halliday's face was a very plain one, but +totally unlike that of Tom Noddy: his hair was pale yellow, "a vapoury +moustache joining a soft beard, long but sparse whiskers;" he was +slightly lame, and altogether an elf-like quaintness in his appearance +made him quite a remarkable little figure. + +"Leech," says Mr. Hunt, "became intimate with him, and so under many +names and ingenious disguises did Leech's public make his +acquaintance--Tom Noddy, and a variety of names he figured under. Leech +told of an expedition which formed a small party with Halliday one +evening in the country, where there was to be a meet with the hounds +next morning. As they dined and chatted, the attractions became greater +every minute to the cavalier instincts of Halliday's youth. Leech and +the others had horses coming, and on inquiry it was found that it would +be possible for Mike to find a mount at hand, and so it was pointed out +that he could sleep there and have a good day on the morrow. + +"'No,' said Halliday, 'I must find a train from town in time to be at +the cover.' + +"'Why, in the name of mystery--why go to town?' said they all. + +"But all was useless--the little man would go, and would come back by a +train starting very early from town; and so, to the bewilderment of all, +he did. The next morning the friends went to see the train come in. As +it stopped, down jumped the little Nimrod, decked out in carefully +preserved pink, well-stained cords, with top-boots, and falling over the +rim a tassel of ribbons in emulation of Sixteen-stringed Jack, as dandy +hunting-men had dressed twenty years before. He was capped with +hunting-helmet, and he carried a magnificent riding-whip in hand. Seeing +him thus walking and skipping with that outward turn of the feet, which +is denominated in horsey parlance 'dishing,' Leech said that with all +the desire in the world to treat the matter with supreme seriousness, as +Halliday did, it was almost impossible for him to curb his provoked +risibility." + +Leech, in speaking of Halliday at a party, of which Holman Hunt made +one, said: + +"Mike is a mine of resource to me. Whenever I am in difficulties I can +remember something of him that it is possible to turn into a 'subject'; +and," he added earnestly, "I do hope he never recognises the +resemblance, for I often put some point to prevent recognition." + +The surprise at this innocence made the whole table burst into laughter, +but in undeceiving Leech we were able to assure him that Halliday was by +no means pained by the darts which had struck him; that he wore them +proudly as decorations, and so disarmed the ill-nature that might be +disposed to take advantage of the chance. He often achieved this by +drawing the attention of his visitors to the last addition to his +gallery of _Punch_ portraits, exhibited on the walls of his studio. + +It must have been from some peculiarity of dress or manner, to which +Halliday's attention was called by "a candid friend," that he discovered +that in drawing Tom Noddy Leech "had him in his eye"; for, as I said +before, his face was as unlike that of Tom Noddy as Leech's own face was +unlike the round, good-humoured physiognomy of Mr. Briggs, though some +of the escapades of Briggs had their origin in Leech's personal +experiences: a happy accident to the roof of Leech's house, and the +noise and varied troubles caused in repairing it, was the suggestion of +the famous scene of the Briggs disaster; and it was Leech himself who +was caught by the leg by a policeman as--finding his front door blocked +by scaffolding--he was attempting to enter in what that functionary +considered a burglarious manner. + +Leech was more fortunate than another artist of my acquaintance, for the +officer listened to his explanation of the unusual way of entering his +house, and, believing the statement, assisted him to "make himself at +home." But my other friend, who had been "dining," finding something the +matter with his latch-key--for do what he would he could not induce it +to perform its usual office--mounted his area railings, and would very +likely have fallen into the area if he had not been stopped by a +policeman. The artist's attempts to explain his position were either +incomprehensible by the officer, or they were not believed, for he was +taken to the station and locked up for the night. + +Leech gives us no hint by which we might guess in what condition of life +the immortal Briggs made the fortune that enabled him to retire to his +comfortable home in Bayswater; whatever his pursuit may have been, the +taste for sport of every kind must have possessed the prosperous +gentleman, to be indulged to the full--happily for us--when he had +achieved independence. + +Leech's powers are seen in their highest development in the Briggs +drawings. Mr. Briggs is unfortunate in respect of horseflesh; the +animals he selects are none of them free from vice, and in their +various--and often successful--attempts to unseat their rider, they give +the artist opportunities of showing his power of representing almost +every action of which the horse is capable in the indulgence of that +propensity. The enterprising sportsman chases the fox, coming in at the +death, or soon after it--anyway, in time to give the huntsman +half-a-sovereign for the brush, only he must "say nothing about it." He +rides steeplechases, and though he is half drowned in a water-jump, and +suffers other hindrances, he wins the race. + +But it is in the shooting and fishing exploits that the sportsman and +his illustrator shine most. Among so many triumphs of art and +sportsmanship, it is difficult to say which of the many excellent +examples is to be preferred; all are admirable, but I think the one I +have chosen for illustration is my favourite. Mr. Briggs is +deer-stalking, and though he occasionally suffers, even to prostration, +from the heat of the weather, and the difficulties presented by hills, +rocks, and heather, he really enjoys creeping and hiding with his +gillies, until the royal hart, which the forester has seen through his +glass, is well within rifle shot. He fires, misses; and behold the +result! + +[Illustration: "AFTER AIMING FOR A QUARTER OF AN HOUR, MR. B. FIRES BOTH +HIS BARRELS AND MISSES!! TABLEAU: THE FORESTER'S ANGUISH."] + +In expression, drawing, character, and action, the figure of the +forester is perfect; there is a tragic grandeur in the pose that would +be appropriate in the gravest scene of misfortune. Poor Mr. Briggs +plainly shows us that he not only suffers from the mortification of +having missed so splendid an opportunity of distinguishing himself, but +also from the misery his mishap has inflicted upon the forester. The +skilful way in which this drawing is composed--the three figures +separated from each other presenting a difficult problem to the +artist--excites one's admiration. Without the connecting links +afforded by the forms in the landscape, and the lines made by the dogs +in the leash, held by the young gilly, the figures would be unpleasantly +separated. As it is, with the masterly effect of light and shadow, this +drawing is above all criticism. + +My elderly readers may remember a certain Mr. Rarey, an American, I +think, who "took the town" by his horse-taming feats. A horse named +Cruiser, which was in the habit of indulging in every wickedness that +could disgrace a horse, became docile under the Rarey treatment. The +tamer's method was a profound secret; he allowed no one to witness the +working of the charm by which a furious animal was changed into +lamb-like meekness. In Cruiser's case, what was certain was, that a +creature unapproachable without risk to limb and life, was transformed +to such an extent that a child might--and did--ride him. + +In a number of admirably humorous drawings, Leech pictures Mr. Briggs, +who comes to grief in all his attempts to emulate Mr. Rarey. He +evidently does not possess the secret, and though we laugh over his +failures, we respect the courage which led to them. "Mr. Briggs tries +his shooting pony" is an inimitable drawing. Mr. B. has no doubt been +assured that the pony will take no more notice of a gun when fired from +his back than "if you was to whistle a tune as you was riding of him." +In perfect confidence in the truthfulness of the dealer's assurance, Mr. +Briggs fires. The pony instantly flies, rather than gallops, +away--without, however, unseating Mr. Briggs, who clings to the saddle, +clutching his gun still smoking from the recent discharge. + +Mr. Briggs goes to Scotland after salmon, as well as deer and grouse. As +a fisherman he is more successful with the rod than he was as a +deer-stalker with the gun. A huge salmon, for which "he would not take a +guinea a pound," rewards him for a long and desperate struggle, in which +he encounters obstacles in the shape of the slippery rocks and +deep-water holes that distinguish a Highland river. + +In Scottish scenery Leech is as much at home as he is in the +turnip-field or the covert. No praise can be too extravagant for all the +backgrounds that form so perfect a setting for the gem-like figures of +Mr. Briggs. Nor must his attendants be forgotten. Witness the difference +of character, so completely marked, between the snuff-taking bearer of +the "gaff," with his Scotch bonnet, and the forester in his kilt, who so +pathetically mourns Mr. Briggs' failure, and who afterwards makes him +"free of the forest" by smearing his face with the blood of a stag which +has died by the accidental discharge of his gun. + +During the quarter of a century of Leech's work, the British public had +its crazes--Bloomerism, crinoline, spirit-rapping, and other less +dangerous absurdities than the last, seized upon the minds of large +portions of the people, to be thrown aside and replaced by other +ridiculous fancies. Even games, after a time, seem to pall upon the +players: cricket, happily, bids fair to be perennial; but croquet, once +so fashionable, is no more. When one looks at Leech's drawings, in which +crinolines figure so prominently, it is really difficult to believe that +the artist has not exaggerated a frightful fashion; from observation I +can assure a doubter that Leech has frequently under, rather than over, +done the swell of those voluminous skirts. Of course, whenever they are +permitted to do so, servants will imitate their masters and mistresses, +and it was by no means uncommon for the ribs of a housemaid's crinoline +to assert themselves through the outer skirt, as we see in some of +Leech's drawings. + +I would draw attention to the opposite, or antithesis, of this. In some +of the cuts, prior, I think, to the "crinoline mania," Leech's +delightful girls wear jackets of a form that follows the lines of +nature, and of a very picturesque shape. These have a very short reign, +being discarded in their turn by that Goddess of Fashion, the +dressmaker, for "something new" and outrageous. There is amongst the +"Pictures of Life and Character" a drawing of a dinner-party in which +the male guests are so hidden and covered by ladies' crinolines that +their heads and a small portion of their shoulders only are visible. How +the gentlemen's hands are to be used in the consumption of their dinners +is left to the imagination of the beholder, and of the sufferers. + +For the unexaggerated truth of this print I, who write, can vouch; for +have I not again and again been obliged to solve the difficulty of using +my knife and fork? In spite of the attacks upon it, crinoline had its +day--and far too long a day it was. + +The Bloomer costume--a Yankee invention--made but a feeble struggle for +existence, though it had many advocates, notably a _belle Americaine_, +one of whose lectures at the Hanover Square rooms I had the curiosity to +attend. The lady wore a red velvet overcoat and loose trousers, a +broad-brimmed black hat and feather, and looked and talked like a pretty +boy. + +Bloomerism afforded Leech many opportunities of showing that his pencil +could invest eccentricity with beauty. A study of the Bloomer sketches +will also show that the attempt to adopt the manly dress was, in his +estimation, an insidious attempt to usurp manly work and offices. In +proof of this see the charming Bloomer omnibus-conductor, who is +threatened by an elderly male passenger with a summons for abusive +language; or the group of Bloomer police, who fly from a riotous mob +instead of arresting the ringleaders. Look at her again as "the man at +the wheel" who must not be "spoken to." Those who have suffered from +sea-sickness will see by the expression of the Bloomer's countenance why +she should not be spoken to, and what the effect of conversation under +the circumstances would most probably be. Leech gave his imagination +full play in this fruitful theme. Granting the assumption of the +masculine dress, he sees no reason why a proposal should not be made by +the female lover instead of the male. Why, he seems to ask, should the +gentleman have to undergo that terrible ordeal? + +I advise my reader to seek in "Pictures of Life and Character" for a +drawing of an elopement in which the positions of the principals are +reversed. It is the lady who is pouring words of passionate persuasion +into the ears of her frightened and half-reluctant lover, as he looks +back at the home he is leaving for ever; she almost drags him to the +carriage which is to bear the happy pair away to Gretna Green. + +Spirit-rapping, table-turning, and the rest of it, fare badly at the +hands of Leech. Happy was the thought that possessed him when, by a +touch of his magic pencil, he changed the heads of a seance-party into +those of geese. And how admirably humorous is the drawing in which +furniture starts into life at the bidding of a medium, to the +astonishment and dismay of the housemaid! Hats were supposed to "turn +about and wheel about" under the influence of encircled hands round the +brims. It would be a mistake to suppose that the handsome Guardsman who, +with the assistance of the fingers of those pretty creatures, so +patiently waits for the hat to move, has either the expectation or the +desire that the experiment will be successful. No, he greatly enjoys the +situation, and is eager to prolong it for any unreasonable time. + +Here I cannot resist interposing a little anecdote of an experience of +which I should like to have an explanation by the spiritualists. The +incident took place on one of the many occasions when I served as a +member of the dreaded Hanging Committee of the Royal Academy. As is well +known, the Academicians have a vast variety of works of art offered for +exhibition, perpetrated, as a rule, by human hands. But there is no rule +without an exception, and it was my fate to witness the exception in the +form of pictures painted by spirits, and sent for exhibition by their +thrice-blessed proprietor. These were very striking works indeed. At +first sight they looked like masses of many-coloured weeds, very weird +vegetation, unlike anything "in heaven above or on the earth beneath." +On nearer inspection, some childishly-drawn, half-naked figures were +discernible amongst the weeds, intended to represent spiritual forms of +departed friends, probably, who had been changed into these unfortunate +figures. These works received our most careful examination, created +laughter, and were rejected. Now, I respectfully ask what the spirits +were about thus to subject themselves and their doings to the ignorant +ribaldry of the Academicians? They must have known that we were in a +state of darkest unbelief, and the least they could have done was to +warn the owner of these works of their certain fate at our hands, and +thus have saved him the trouble of sending them to Burlington House, to +say nothing of the expense of the handsome frames in which they were +enshrined. "I pause for a reply." + +Archery and croquet afforded Leech opportunities for the display of +beauty in many forms. His lady-archers are bewitching creatures, their +male competitors always manly, graceful gentlemen. The pursuit of both +amusements offered chances of love-making and flirtation, of which full +advantage is sometimes taken; indeed, in one instance we see a game of +croquet stopped altogether by a couple who find an interchange of--shall +we say vows?--more interesting than the game; a feeling which, judging +from the other players, is by no means shared. + +Leech seems to have left no phase of human life and character untouched: +whether he deals with the aristocrat or the plebeian, the Duchess or the +beggar, the very poor or the very rich, the beautiful or the ugly, he is +ever true to Nature; turning away from our vices, dealing lovingly with +us in all ways, touching our follies lightly, humorously, and always +good-naturedly--in short, invariably reflecting in his work his own +disposition to what is pure, manly, and true. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX. + +THOMAS HOOD AND LEECH. + + +The difficulty of gauging public taste in matters literary and artistic +can be proved by numberless examples. How often does the manager of a +theatre place in trembling anxiety a piece before his audience which +afterwards runs for hundreds of nights! "Our Boys" has had a long life +upon the stage; but so doubtful was everyone connected with its +production of its living for one night even, that another play was held +in readiness to take the place of the damned one. Books that have made +reputations for their authors have been refused by publisher after +publisher. Engravings run the same perilous course. Print-sellers, from +long experience of public wants, should know what will satisfy them; but +they seem to find the difficulty that befalls publishers and the +managers of theatres. + +Many years ago a very pretty servant-maid became a part of my +household. I induced her to sit for me, having noticed the graceful way +in which her various duties were performed; and I made a half-length +figure of her carrying a silver salver, on which was a decanter, +thinking that the contrast between the silver, glass, and a pretty gray +dress would make an effective scheme of colour. The picture was +beautifully engraved by Holl, and offered for publication by a friend, +who bought it, to one of the most experienced print-sellers in London. +To please my friend, to whom the print-seller was under great +obligation, he bought the right of publication; but having no faith in +its success, my pretty servant was passed on--at a sacrifice--to another +print-seller, and she afterwards found great favour with the public, and +was highly remunerative to her proprietor, under the name and title of +"Sherry, sir?" This title was the "happy thought" of the print-seller, +who, on my remonstrating with him for vulgarizing my picture, informed +me that the title had been the sole cause of the success of the +engraving. + +A print was published many years ago of three chorister boys in surplice +and cassock, who, with open mouths and upturned eyes, are supposed to be +singing. In a moment of inspiration the artist, who, I believe, was +also the engraver, christened his subject, "We praise Thee, O Lord!" and +then offered it at most of the principal print-shops in London, where it +was invariably refused. The artist published "We praise Thee," etc., +himself, and, I was told, made more than two thousand pounds by it. + +All this is introductory to the most astonishing example that could be +conceived of the fallacy of what I may call expert opinion, on literary +merit and public taste. + +I am not sure of the precise date, but I think it was about 1848 or 1849 +that Hood's "Song of the Shirt" appeared in _Punch_. There is, or was, a +letter in existence from Hood to Mark Lemon, then editor of _Punch_, in +which the writer tells his friend he has enclosed a poem that he may +publish in _Punch_ if he likes; but he "most likely won't like," and +refuse it, as the publishers, one and all, to whom it has been offered, +had done without hesitation. "In that case," said Hood, "tear it up, and +put it in the waste-paper-basket; for I am sick of the sight of it." +This was the "Song of the Shirt," one of the most powerful, touching, +and pathetic poems in the English language. + +My old friend, Willert Beale, whose recently-published "Light of Other +Days" has charmed so many readers, sends me the following account of the +introduction of the "Song of the Shirt" into _Punch_: + +"Mark Lemon" (then editor of _Punch_) "was looking over the immense heap +of _Punch_ letters on his desk, when he opened one enclosing a poem, +which the writer said had been rejected by three contemporaries, and if +unavailable for _Punch_, he begged the editor, whom he knew but +slightly, to consign the paper to his waste-basket, as he was sick of +the sight of it. The poem was signed 'Tom Hood,' and entitled 'The Song +of the Shirt,' now so famous among us all. Of a totally different +character to anything that had previously appeared in the pages of +_Punch_, most of the staff were dead set against the insertion of it; +but Mark Lemon, whose quick appreciation of its merits made him +unwilling to let so valuable a prize slip from his grasp, over-ruled all +objections with quiet though firm determination, and brought it before +the public through the medium of _Punch_. The insertion _trebled_ the +sale of the number. Mark Lemon was always very proud of this success, +which was certainly attributable to his efforts. + +"'Hood wants but one thing to make him famous,' he used to say, 'and +that is death.' + +"His words were verified, for in poverty and comparative obscurity died +one of England's cleverest men." + +In 1849 some very painful disclosures were made in the Metropolitan +police-courts, when it appeared "that numbers of poor sempstresses were +paid by the slop-sellers only three-halfpence for making a shirt, and in +proportion for other articles of ready-made clothing." In all +probability these disclosures suggested the "Song of the Shirt," as they +assuredly did the charming designs by Leech, called "Pin-Money" and +"Needle-Money." It seems to me almost an impertinence for a commentator +on such admirable designs as these to point out the beauties so palpable +to all who look at them. We sympathize with each of these classes of +beings, for they are both the results of conditions that they have done +nothing to create. It is certain that one of them is miserable, and it +is by no means sure that the lovely girl's pin-money brings happiness +with it. + +There was everything in the shape of similarity of thought and feeling +to have brought Leech and Hood into intimacy, but I doubt if they ever +saw much of each other. Hood's comparatively premature death, preceded +by much sickness and seclusion, took place while Leech was far from the +position in public estimation that he afterwards reached. In proof of +similarity of humour I give the following note from Hood to Dickens: + + + "17, Elm Tree Road, 1841, + _Saturday_. + + "DEAR DICKENS, + + "As you are going to America, and have kindly offered to execute + any little commission for me, pray, if it be not too much trouble, + try to get me an autograph of Sandy Hook's. I have Theodore's. + + "Yours very truly, + + "THOS. HOOD. + + "My boy does _not_ wait for an answer." + +"Miss Kilmansegg and her Precious Leg: a Golden Legend," is perhaps one +of the best, as it is certainly the longest, of Hood's poems, +remarkable, indeed, for its puns and ingenious play upon words, its +felicitous rhyming, and its underlying moral. Miss Kilmansegg was born +with a golden spoon in her mouth, and her condition is shown in the +charming drawing with which Leech illustrates the following lines: + + "What wide reverses of fate are there! + Whilst Margaret, charmed by the Bulbul rare, + In a Garden of Gull reposes, + Poor Peggy hawks nosegays from street to street, + Till--think of that, who find life so sweet!-- + She hates the smell of roses! + +[Illustration: "WHAT WIDE REVERSES OF FATE ARE THERE!"] + + "Not so with the infant Kilmansegg-- + She was not born to steal or beg, + Or gather cresses in ditches; + To plait the straw, or bind the shoe, + Or sit all day to hem and sew, + As females must--and not a few!-- + To fill their insides with stitches." + +The christening of the golden child was an affair so splendid as to tax +the poet's invention for tropes and figures worthy of the occasion: + + "Gold! and gold! and nothing but gold! + The same auriferous shine behold + Wherever the eye could settle! + On the walls--the sideboard--the ceiling--sky--, + On the gorgeous footmen standing by, + In coats to delight a miner's eye + With seams of precious metal. + + "Gold! and gold! and besides the gold, + The very robe of the infant told + A tale of wealth in every fold-- + It lapped her like a vapour! + So fine! so thin! the mind at a loss, + Could compare it to nothing except a cross + Of cobweb with banknote paper." + +Powerful as the poet's imagination shows in these glittering rhymes, it +fails him in his endeavour to find a prefix in the form of a name worthy +of accompanying Kilmansegg. He says: + + "Then the babe was crossed and blessed amain, + But instead of Kate, or Ann, or Jane, + Which the humbler female endorses-- + Instead of one name, as some people prefix, + Kilmansegg went at the tails of six, + Like a carriage of state with its horses." + +The names, therefore, are left to the imagination of the reader, who may +learn, if he will, some particulars of the nameless Kilmansegg's +childhood: + + "Turn we to little Miss Kilmansegg, + Cutting her first little toothy-peg + With a fifty-guinea coral-- + A peg upon which + About poor and rich + Reflection might hang on a moral. + + "Born in wealth, and wealthily nursed, + Capp'd, papp'd, napp'd, and lapp'd from the first + On the knees of Prodigality, + Her childhood was one eternal round + Of the game of going on Tiddler's ground, + Picking up gold in reality. + + * * * * * + + "Gold! and gold! 'twas the burden still! + To gain the heiress's early goodwill + There was much corruption and bribery. + The yearly cost of her golden toys + Would have given half London's charity boys + And charity girls the annual joys + Of a holiday dinner at Highbury." + +The kind of education permitted to this unfortunate heiress may be +gathered from the following extracts: + + "Long before her A B and C + They had taught her by heart her £ s. d., + And as how she was born a great heiress; + And as sure as London was made of bricks + My Lord would ask her the day to fix + To ride in a fine gilt coach and six, + Like her Worship the Lady Mayoress. + + "The very metal of merit they told, + And praised her for being as 'good as gold'! + Till she grew as a peacock haughty; + Of money they talked the whole day round, + And weighed desert like grapes, by the pound, + Till she had an idea from the very sound + That people with naught were naughty. + + "Gold! still gold.... + Gold ran in her thoughts and filled her brain, + She was golden-headed, like Peter's cane, + With which he walked behind her." + +[Illustration] + +Leech's drawings which decorate "Miss Kilmansegg" display his +appreciation of beauty and character, and are, in some examples, of +great artistic excellence--notably in the portrait of the foreign +gentleman who became the husband of the heiress. Some of them are, of +course, deficient in the artistic qualities with which his long practice +enabled him to enrich his latest work. + +My space will not permit of my making many extracts from Hood's +admirable work--only, indeed, so far as to explain Leech's drawings; but +to those of my readers who make Miss Kilmansegg's acquaintance for the +first time in these pages, I heartily recommend a perusal of the poem, +and envy them the pleasure they will find in reading it. + +Of course Miss Kilmansegg + + "... learnt to sing and to dance, + To sit on a horse although he should prance, + And to speak a French not spoken in France + Any more than at Babel's building." + +The steed was a thoroughbred of great spirit-- + + "A regular thoroughbred Irish horse, + And he ran away, as a matter of course, + With a girl worth her weight in guineas." + +I think it would be very difficult to find a description of any event in +any book to equal Hood's account of the mad career of the Irish horse +and its unfortunate rider: + + "Away went the horse in the madness of fright, + And away went the horsewoman mocking the sight; + Was yonder blue flash a flash of blue light, + Or only the flash of her habit? + + "Away she flies, and the groom behind"-- + +encountering all the perils of London streets, till the inevitable +catastrophe takes place: + + "On and on! still frightfully fast! + Dover Street, Bond Street, all are past! + But--yes--no--yes!--they're down at last! + + * * * * * + + There's a shriek and a sob + And the dense dark mob + Like a billow closes around them! + 'She breathes!' + 'She don't' + 'She'll recover!' + 'She won't.' + 'She's stirring! she's living by Nemesis!' + Gold, still gold, on counter and shelf, + Golden dishes as plenty as delf, + Miss Kilmansegg's coming again to herself + On an opulent goldsmith's premises!" + +The heiress recovers; but, alas! in her fall she broke her leg, and as +"the limb was doomed it couldn't be saved." A substitute must be found. +Of what, then, shall the "proxy limb" be made? + + "She couldn't--she shouldn't--she wouldn't have wood! + Nor a leg of cork, if she never stood; + And she swore an oath, or something as good, + The proxy limb should be golden! + + So a leg was made in a comely mould + Of gold--fine virgin, glittering gold-- + As solid as man could make it; + Solid in foot, and calf, and shank, + A prodigious sum of money it sank; + In fact 'twas a Branch of the family Bank, + And no easy matter to break it." + +The golden leg became the talk of the town, kicking away all other +attractions. The new novel, the new murder, even "wild Irish riots and +rum-pusses," were neglected; in fact, "the leg was in everybody's +mouth," and a grand fancy ball was given at the Kilmansegg mansion to +celebrate the heiress's recovery, as well as to exhibit the golden leg. +All the world and his wife worship at the golden shrine: + + "In they go--in jackets, and cloaks, + Plumes and bonnets, turbans and tokes, + As if to a congress of nations: + Greeks and Malays, with daggers and dirks, + Spaniards and Jews, Chinese and Turks-- + Some like original foreign works, + But mostly like bad translations. + + * * * * * + + But where--where--where? with one accord + Cried Moses and Mufti, Jack and my Lord, + Wang-Fong and Il Bondacani-- + When slow and heavy, and dead as a dump, + They heard a foot begin to stump, + Thump! lump! + Lump! thump! + Like the spectre in 'Don Giovanni!' + + "And lo! the heiress, Miss Kilmansegg, + With her splendid, brilliant, beautiful leg, + In the garb of a Goddess olden-- + Like chaste Diana going to hunt + With a golden spear--which of course was blunt, + And a tunic looped up to a gem in front, + To show the leg was golden." + +The fancy ball was a great success, and at supper--which the poet +describes in glowing language--the heiress's health was proposed: + + "'Miss Kilmansegg, + Full glasses I beg. + Miss Kilmansegg and her Precious Leg!' + And away went the bottle careering! + Wine in bumpers! and shouts in peals! + Till the clown didn't know his head from his heels, + The Mussulman's eyes danced two-some reels, + And the Quaker was hoarse with cheering!" + +The party being over, and the last guest gone, Miss Kilmansegg went to +bed and to dream: + + "Miss Kilmansegg took off her leg + And laid it down like a cribbage-peg, + For the rout was done and the riot; + The square was hushed, not a sound was heard + The sky was gray, and no creature stirr'd + Except one little precocious bird + That chirped--and then was quiet. + + * * * * * + + "And then on the bed her frame she cast, + The time for repose had come at last; + But long, long after the storm is past + Rolls the turbid, turbulent billow." + +She dreams: + + "Gold! she saw at her golden foot + The Peer whose tree has an olden root; + The Proud, the Great, the Learned to boot, + The handsome, the gay, and the witty-- + The man of Science--of Arms--of Art, + The man who deals but at Pleasure's mart, + And the man who deals in the City." + +The poet now rhymes delightfully of the time--the perilous time--when a +choice has to be made of a partner in life for the heiress. The dream +was realized so far as regards the number of her suitors, for-- + + "to tell the rigid truth, + Her favour was sought by Age and Youth, + For the prey will find a prowler! + She was followed, flattered, courted, address'd, + Woo'd and coo'd and wheedl'd, and press'd + By suitors from North, South, East, and West, + Like that Heiress in song, 'Tibbie Fowler.'" + +The _embarras de choix_ resulted, as often happens, in the selection of +the worst of the group: + + "A foreign Count--who came incog. + Not under a cloud, but under a fog, + In a Calais packet's fore-cabin, + + To charm some lady British-born, + With his eyes as black as the fruit of the thorn, + And his hooky nose, and his beard half shorn, + Like a half-converted Rabbin. + + * * * * * + + "He was dressed like one of the glorious trade-- + At least, when Glory is off parade-- + With a stock, and a frock, well trimmed with braid, + And frogs--that went a-wooing." + +[Illustration: "THE FOREIGN COUNT."] + +He could + + "act the tender, and do the cruel; + For amongst his other killing parts, + He had broken a brace of female hearts, + And murdered three men in a duel. + + "Savage at heart, and false of tongue; + Subtle with age, and smooth to the young, + Like a snake in his coiling and curling, + Such was the Count--to give him a niche-- + Who came to court that heiress rich, + And knelt at her foot--one needn't say which-- + Besieging her Castle of _Sterling_." + +In the whole range of Leech's art, no more subtle realization of +character can be found than this wonderful drawing presents; in every +touch, in every line, can be read the savage brutality of the man to +whom the happiness of Hood's poor rich heroine is confided. How evident +is "the trail of the serpent" over features not unhandsome! The love +that could fail to be warned by such a face must be blind indeed. The +poet's comments, and the contrast he shows between the lots of those who +"marry for money" and those in whom simple and true love have been the +guiding stars, are delightful. I add an example: + + "But, oh! the love that gold must crown! + Better, better, the love of the clown, + Who admires his lass in her Sunday gown, + As if all the fairies had dressed her! + Whose brain to no crooked thought gives birth, + Except that he never will part on earth + With his truelove's crooked tester! + + "Alas! for the love that's linked with gold, + Better, better a thousand times told-- + More honest and happy and laudable, + The downright loving of pretty Ciss, + Who wipes her lips, though there's nothing amiss, + And takes a kiss, and gives a kiss, + In which her heart is audible." + +The Count has been accepted; he has presented his betrothed + + "With a miniature sketch of his hooky nose, + And his dear dark eyes as black as sloes, + And his beard and whiskers as black as those. + The lady's consent he requited: + And instead of the lock that lovers beg, + The Count received from Miss Kilmansegg + A model, in small, of her precious leg-- + And so the couple were plighted!" + +But a short time probably elapsed between the betrothal and the +marriage, which was solemnized, with golden splendour, of course, at St. +James's Church. Thus the poet sings: + + "'Twas morn--a most auspicious one! + From the golden east, the golden sun + Came forth his glorious race to run + Through clouds of most splendid tinges; + Clouds that had lately slept in shade, + But now seemed made + Of gold brocade, + With magnificent gold fringes. + + * * * * * + + "In short, 'twas the year's most golden day, + By mortals called the first of May, + When Miss Kilmansegg, + Of the golden leg + With a golden ring was married. + + * * * * * + + "And then to see the groom! the Count + With Foreign Orders to such an amount, + And whiskers so wild--nay, bestial; + He seemed to have borrowed the shaggy hair, + As well as the stars, of the Polar Bear, + To make him look celestial!" + +Of course the church was crowded inside and out, + + "For next to that interesting job, + The hanging of Jack, or Bill, or Bob, + There's nothing that draws a London mob + As the noosing of very rich people. + + * * * * * + + "And then, great Jove! the struggle, the crush, + The screams, the heaving, the awful rush, + The swearing, the tearing, the fighting; + The hats and bonnets, smashed like an egg, + To catch a glimpse of the golden leg, + Which between the steps and Miss Kilmansegg + Was fully displayed in alighting. + + * * * * * + + "But although a magnificent veil she wore, + Such as never was seen before, + In case of blushes, she blushed no more + Than George the First on a guinea! + + * * * * * + + "Bravely she shone--and shone the more, + As she sailed through the crowd of squalid and poor, + Thief, beggar, and tatterdemalion; + Led by the Count, with his sloe-black eyes, + Bright with triumph, and some surprise, + Like Anson, in making sure of his prize, + The famous Mexican galleon. + + * * * * * + + "Six 'Handsome Fortunes,' all in white, + Came to help the marriage rite, + And rehearse their own hymeneals; + And then the bright procession to close, + They were followed by just as many beaux-- + Quite fine enough for ideals. + + "And how did the bride perform her part? + Like any bride who is cold at heart, + Mere snow with the ice's glitter; + What but a life of winter for her? + Bright but chilly, alive without stir, + So splendidly comfortless, just like a fir + When the frost is severe and bitter. + + "Yet wedlock's an awful thing! + 'Tis something like that feat in the ring + Which requires good nerve to do it, + When one of a 'grand equestrian troop' + Makes a jump at a gilded hoop, + Not certain at all + Of what may befall + After his getting through it. + + "Such were the future of man and wife, + Whose bale or bliss to the end of life + A few short words were to settle: + Wilt thou have this woman? + I will--and then, + Wilt thou have this man? + I will, and Amen---- + And those two were one flesh in the angels' ken, + Except one leg--that was metal." + +[Illustration: THE WEDDING--"WILT THOU HAVE THIS WOMAN?"] + +Here we have the Count in profile, only more agreeable because the view +affords less of his villainous face. + +I confess I am disappointed with Leech's rendering of Miss Kilmansegg. I +cannot see why she should be deprived of a portion of the sympathy one +always feels for "beauty in distress." Why should she be represented as +the commonplace, red-nosed creature who plays the part of the bride in +Leech's drawing? To be sure, the contrast she affords to the sweet +little bridesmaid behind her heightens that young lady's attractions; +but I cannot help thinking the heiress is hardly treated. + +I pass over the wedding-breakfast, which was composed of everything in +season, and of much that was out of it-- + + "For wealthy palates there be that scout + What is _in_ season for what is _out_, + And prefer all precocious savour; + For instance, early green peas, of the sort + That costs some four or five guineas a quart, + Where _mint_ is the principal flavour." + +The inevitable honeymoon follows-- + + "To the loving a bright and constant sphere + That makes earth's commonest scenes appear + All poetic, romantic, and tender; + Hanging with jewels a cabbage-stump, + And investing a common post or a pump, + A currant-bush or a gooseberry clump, + With a halo of dream-like splendour." + + "Oh, happy, happy, thrice happy state, + When such a bright planet governs the fate + Of a pair of united lovers! + Tis theirs, in spite of the serpent's hiss, + To enjoy the pure primeval kiss, + With as much of the old original bliss + As mortality ever recovers." + +[Illustration: "LOVE AT THE BOARD."] + +I hope my readers will agree with me, that amongst the pleasures we +receive from this delightful poem, one of the greatest is the charming +little sketch which it has suggested to Leech in these two happy lovers, +completely wrapped up in each other, with love in the cottage, at the +board, and all about them. + +But the Kilmansegg moon! + + "Now, the Kilmansegg moon, it must be told, + Though instead of silver it tipped with gold, + Shone rather wan, and distant, and cold; + And before its days were thirty, + Such gloomy clouds began to collect, + With an ominous ring of ill-effect, + As gave but too much cause to expect + Such weather as seamen call dirty. + + "She hated lanes, she hated fields, + She hated all that the country yields, + And barely knew turnips from clover; + She hated walking in any shape, + And a country stile was an awkward scrape, + Without the bribe of a mob to gape + At the leg in clambering over. + + "Gold, still gold, her standard of old-- + All pastoral joys were tried by gold, + Or by fancies golden and crural, + Till ere she had passed one week unblest + As her agricultural uncle's guest, + Her mind was made up and fully imprest + That felicity could not be rural." + +And the Count? + + "To the snow-white lambs at play, + And all the scents and sights of May, + And the birds that warbled their passion, + His ears, and dark eyes, and decided nose, + Were as deaf, and as blind, and as dull as those + That overlook the Bouquet de Rose, + The Huile Antique, + And Parfum Unique, + In a Barber's Temple of Fashion. + + "And yet had that fault been his only one, + The pair might have had few quarrels or none, + For their tastes thus far were in common; + But faults he had that a haughty bride + With a golden leg could hardly abide-- + Faults that would even have roused the pride + Of a far less metalsome woman. + + * * * * * + + "He left her, in spite of her tender regards, + And those loving murmurs described by bards, + For the rattling of dice and the shuffling of cards + And the poking of balls into pockets. + + "Moreover, he loved the deepest stake + And the heaviest bets the players would make, + And he drank--the reverse of sparely! + And he used strange curses that made her fret; + And when he played with herself at picquet, + She found to her cost-- + For she always lost-- + That the Count did not count quite fairly. + + "And then came dark mistrust and doubt, + Gathered by worming his secrets out, + And slips in his conversation-- + Fears which all her peace destroyed, + That his title was null, his coffers were void, + And his French château was in Spain, or enjoyed + The most airy of situations. + + "But still his heart--if he had such a part-- + She--only she--might possess his heart, + And hold her affections in fetters. + Alas! that hope, like a crazy ship, + Was forced its anchor and cable to slip + When, seduced by her fears, she took a dip + In his private papers and letters-- + + "Letters that told of dangerous leagues, + And notes that hinted as many intrigues + As the Count's in the 'Barber of Seville.' + In short, such mysteries came to light + That the Countess-bride, on the thirtieth night, + Woke and started up in a fright, + And kicked and screamed with all her might, + And finally fainted away outright, + For she dreamt she had married the Devil!" + +In short, poor Miss Kilmansegg, or, rather, the "Golden Countess," was +utterly wretched: + + "Her cheek is pale, and her eye is dim, + And downward cast, yet not at the limb + Once the centre of all speculation; + But downward drooping in comfort's dearth, + As gloomy thoughts are drawn to the earth-- + Whence human sorrows derive their birth-- + By a moral gravitation. + + "How blessed the heart that has a friend + A sympathizing ear to lend + To troubles too great to smother! + But friend or gossip she had none + To hear the vile deeds the Count had done, + How night after night he rambled; + And how she learned by sad degrees + That he drank and smoked, and, worse than these, + That he 'swindled, intrigued, and gambled'! + + * * * * * + + "He brought _strange_ gentlemen home to dine + That he said were in the Fancy Line,-- + And they fancied spirits instead of wine, + And called her lap-dog 'Wenus.'" + +[Illustration: "HE BROUGHT STRANGE GENTLEMEN HOME TO DINE."] + +Leech has pretty well marked the profession of the "strange gentlemen" +in this admirable drawing; their attitudes, the cut of their clothes, +the character in their figures, to say nothing of the sticking-plaster +on a face that could belong to no one but a "fighting man," sufficiently +proclaim their habits. The figure of the Count is tragic in its +intensity of drunken self-abandonment. + +A leg of solid gold would, no doubt, if turned into cash, represent a +large sum of money. It seems to have been the determination of the +Countess, while still Miss Kilmansegg, to have reserved to herself all +rights over the golden leg, for that auriferous limb was settled, as +well as fixed upon herself, to be disposed of by will or otherwise, as +she pleased. Says the poet: + + "So the Countess, then Miss Kilmansegg, + At her marriage refused to stir a peg + Till her lawyers had fastened on her leg, + As fast as the law could tie it." + +Means which seem illimitable very speedily vanish when they fall into +the hands of such people as the foreign Count. It was said of a famous +_roué_ of the last century that he "practised every vice except +prodigality and hypocrisy--his insatiable avarice exempted him from the +first, and his matchless impudence from the second." Our Count seems to +have surpassed his prototype, whose "impudence" may not have been of the +brutal character from which the poor Countess suffered; whilst a slight +dash of avarice might have prevented the golden leg from being all that +was left of her golden fortune. + +The following lines eloquently describe the Count's state of mind after +his orgies: + + "And then how wildly he used to stare, + And shake his fist at nothing, and swear, + And pluck by the handful his shaggy hair, + Till he looked like a study of Giant Despair + For a new edition of Bunyan! + + "For dice will run the contrary way, + As is well known to all who play, + And cards will conspire as in treason." + +At all events, cards, dice, and other expensive amusements had so +reduced the Count that he had not a leg to stand upon, except his wife's +golden one, and as that limb was in her own control, it was but a +doubtful security. The Countess had made a will in which the leg was +left to the Count, but life is uncertain--the Countess might outlive her +husband; moreover, he was so placed that delay was not only dangerous, +but inconvenient. The chronicler thus continues: + + "Now, the precious leg while cash was flush, + Or the Count's acceptance worth a rush, + Had never excited dissension; + But no sooner the stocks began to fall, + Than, without any ossification at all, + The limb became what people call + A perfect bone of contention. + + "For altered days made altered ways, + And instead of the complimentary phrase + So current before her bridal, + The Countess heard, in language low, + That her precious leg was precious slow, + A good 'un to look at, but bad to go, + And kept quite a sum lying idle. + + * * * * * + + "But spite of hint, and threat, and scoff, + The leg kept its situation; + For legs are not to be taken off + By a verbal amputation. + + "Firmly then--and more firmly yet-- + With scorn for scorn, and with threat for threat, + The proud one confronted the cruel; + And loud and bitter the quarrel arose, + Fierce and merciless--one of those + With spoken daggers, and looks like blows-- + In all but the bloodshed a duel. + + "Rash and wild, and wretched and wrong, + Were the words that came from weak and strong, + Till, maddened for desperate matters, + Fierce as a tigress escaped from her den, + She flew to her desk--'twas opened--and then, + In the time it takes to try a pen, + Or the clerk to utter his slow 'Amen,' + Her will was in fifty tatters! + + "But the Count, instead of curses wild, + Only nodded his head and smiled, + As if at the spleen of an angry child; + But the calm was deceitful and sinister! + And a lull like the lull of the treacherous sea-- + For Hate in that moment had sworn to be + _The golden leg's sole legatee, + And that very night to administer_." + +[Illustration: "THE TORN WILL."] + +"That very night!"--one more night of golden dreaming, in the midst of +which comes death; the deliverer from an existence which the worship of +gold has made so pitiful: + + "'Tis a stern and startling thing to think, + How often mortality stands on the brink + Of its grave without any misgiving: + And yet in this slippery world of strife, + In the stir of human bustle so rife, + There are daily sounds to tell us that life + Is dying, and Death is living! + + "But breath and bloom set doom at nought-- + How little the wretched Countess thought, + When at night she unloosed her sandal, + That the fates had woven her burial-cloth, + And that Death, in the shape of a death's head moth, + Was fluttering round her candle! + + "As she looked at her clock of ormolu, + For the hours she had gone so wearily through + At the end of a day of trial, + How little she saw in the pride of prime + The dart of Death in the hand of Time-- + That hand which moved the dial! + + "As she went with her taper up the stair, + How little her swollen eye was aware + That the shadow which followed was double! + Or when she closed her chamber-door, + It was shutting out, and for evermore, + The world and its worldly trouble. + + "Little she dreamt as she laid aside + Her jewels--after one glance of pride-- + They were solemn bequests to Vanity; + Or when her robes she began to doff, + That she stood so near to the putting off + Of the flesh that clothes humanity. + + "And when she quenched the taper's light, + How little she thought, as the smoke took flight, + That her day was done and merged in a night + Of dreams and duration uncertain; + Or along with her own + That a hand of bone + Was closing mortality's curtain! + + * * * * * + + "Thus, even thus, the Countess slept, + While death still nearer and nearer crept, + Like the Thane who smote the sleeping; + But her mind was busy with early joys, + Her golden treasures and golden toys, + That flashed a bright + And golden light + Under lids still red with weeping. + + "The golden guineas in silken purse, + And the 'Golden Legends' she heard from her nurse, + Of the Mayor in his gilded carriage-- + And London streets that were paved with gold, + And the golden eggs that were laid of old-- + With each golden thing + To the golden ring + At her own auriferous marriage! + + "And still the golden light of the sun + Through her golden dream appeared to run, + Though the night that roared without was one + To terrify seamen or gipsies-- + While the moon, as if in malicious mirth, + Kept peeping down at the ruffled earth, + As though she enjoyed the tempest's birth, + In revenge of her old eclipses. + + "But vainly, vainly the thunder fell, + For the soul of the sleeper was under a spell, + That time had lately embittered-- + The Count, as once at her foot he knelt-- + That foot which now he wanted to melt! + But, hush! 'twas a stir at her pillow she felt, + And some object before her glittered. + + "'Twas the golden leg! she knew its gleam! + And up she started and tried to scream; + But even in the moment she started, + Down came the limb with a frightful smash, + And, lost in the universal flash + That her eyeballs made at so mortal a crash, + The spark called vital departed. + + "Gold, still gold, hard, yellow, and cold, + For gold she had lived, and died for gold-- + By a golden weapon, not oaken; + In the morning they found her all alone-- + Stiff, and bloody, and cold as a stone-- + But her leg, the golden leg, was gone, + And the 'golden bowl was broken.' + + "HER MORAL. + + "Gold! gold! gold! gold! + Bright and yellow, hard and cold, + Molten, graven, hammered, and rolled; + Heavy to get, and light to hold; + Hoarded, bartered, bought, and sold, + Stolen, borrowed, squandered, doled; + Spurned by the young, but hugged by the old + To the very verge of the churchyard mould; + Price of many a crime untold; + Gold! gold! gold! gold! + Good or bad a thousandfold! + How widely its agencies vary-- + To save, to ruin, to curse, to bless-- + As even its minted coins express, + Now stamped with the image of good Queen Bess, + And now of Bloody Mary!" + +[Illustration: "BEDTIME."] + +The admirable design--the "tailpiece" to the legend of "Miss Kilmansegg +and her Golden Leg"--which Leech calls "Bedtime," is reproduced, not +only for its excellence as a composition, but also in evidence of the +readiness of the artist's imagination to adopt an idea that has been +suggested by the poem, and of the skill with which that cunning hand has +realized it. The little old miser has been "counting out his money" with +the delight that "time cannot wither, nor custom stale." His shrunken +shanks, thin face and hands, betray his age. Death cannot be far off; +but no thought apart from the treasure can be spared for the inevitable +visitor who surprises the miser at last in the midst of his golden +worship. He is far from being tired; but he must go to bed, and sleep +the sleep that knows no waking. His skeleton nurse has come for him; her +bony hands encircle him. His shroud is on her arm; she cannot wait--no, +not for him to handle once more those glittering coins, on which his eye +sparkles, and his claw-like fingers make vain attempts to reach. + + + + +CHAPTER XX. + +DR. JOHN BROWN AND LEECH. + + +Whether that charming writer, Dr. John Brown, knew Leech in the flesh or +not, I cannot say; but that he knew and fully appreciated him in spirit +is evident enough in a paper published in a collection of essays +entitled "Horæ Subsecivæ." I gather from the concluding passages of the +Doctor's brilliant essay that it had been his intention to have written +Leech's life, having collected much material for the purpose, but that +"ill-health put a stop to this congenial labour." How admirably the +labour would have been executed may be shown by the following extracts: + +"Leech," says Dr. Brown, "was singularly modest, both as a man and an +artist. This came by nature, and was indicative of the harmony and +sweetness of his essence; but doubtless the perpetual going to Nature, +and drawing out of her fulness, kept him humble, as well as made him +rich--made him (what every man of sense and power must be) conscious of +his own strength. But before 'the great mother' he was simple and +loving, attentive to her lessons as a child, for ever learning and +doing." + +Again: "Of all our satirists, none have such a pervading sense and power +of girlish, ripe, and womanly beauty as Leech.... There is a genuine +domesticity about his scenes that could come only from a man who was +much at his own fireside, and in the nursery when baby was washed. You +see, he is himself _pater familias_, with no Bohemian trait or raffish +turn. What he draws, he has seen; what he asks you to live in, and laugh +at and with, he has laughed at and lived in. It is this wholesomeness +and (to use the right word) this goodness that makes Leech more than a +drawer of funny pictures, more even than a great artist. It makes him a +teacher and an example of virtue in its widest sense, from that of +manliness to the sweet devotion of a woman, and the loving open mouth +and eyes of _parvula_ on your knee." + +I find it difficult to believe that these remarks were written by one +who had no personal knowledge of Leech; indeed, I should have thought +the writer must have enjoyed an amount of intimacy with him. If Dr. +Brown and Leech were strangers to each other, the writer's accurate +estimate of the artist shows how exactly the drawings reflect the +delightful nature of their producer, so familiar to his nearest +friends. + +"What we owe to him," adds Dr. Brown, "of wholesome, hearty mirth and +pleasure, and of something better than either--good as they are--purity, +affection, pluck, humour, kindliness, good-humour, good-feeling, +good-breeding, the love of Nature, of one another, of truth, the joys of +children, the loveliness of our homely English fields, with their +sunsets and village spires, their glimpses into the pure infinite +beyond, the sea and all its fulness, its waves 'curling their monstrous +heads and hanging them,' their crisping smiles on sunlit sands--all that +variety of Nature and of man, which is only less infinite than its +Maker! Something of this and of that mysterious quality called humour, +that fragrance and flavour of the soul, which God has given us to cheer +our lot, to help us to 'take heart and hope and steer right onward,' to +have our joke, that lets us laugh and make game of ourselves when we +have little else to laugh at or play with, of that which gives us when +we will the silver lining of the cloud, and paints a rainbow on the +darkened sky out of our own 'troublous tears'--something of all these +has this great, simple-hearted, hard-working artist given to us and to +our children as a joy and a possession for ever. Let us be grateful to +him; let us give him our best honour, affection, and regard." + +Walking with Leech one day, we met an old gentleman, to whom I +introduced my friend: early in the fifties it was. The old man, though +well stricken in years, sported a dark and heavy moustache. + +"And so," said Leech, when, after a few commonplaces, we separated, +"that is old Mr. Blank the portrait-painter, is it? What on earth +induces him to wear purple moustachios?" Purple they were, certainly, +and of rather a bright tinge. + +"Well," I replied, "he has dyed them, for they were white the other +day." + +"In my opinion," said Leech, "only soldiers should be allowed +moustachios." + +In my early days, that "hirsute appendage" created such a prejudice +against the wearers as would not be credited in these beard-bearing +times. There were places of business the doors of which were closed +against the moustache. At a well-known bank complete shaving of +moustache and beard is insisted upon to this day. The sufferings of our +troops in the Crimea were sufficiently agonizing without the torment or +even the possibility of the morning's shave; and it is to the Russian +campaign we owe the "beard movement," which from that time to the +present is so universal. Our officers returned from their battles +covered with glory and hair, and so much improved by the latter--in the +opinion of those whose approval was most valued--as to make a sacrifice +of it out of the question. Little did Leech imagine when he made his +sweeping objection to the moustache, what a factor he would find it in +his future work. How many delightful sketches turn upon it! Who can +forget those two little rival snobs--rivals in the love of some fair +approver of beards--who have withdrawn themselves from society during +the incubation of their moustachios, and who, having accidentally sought +the same suburban retirement, meet face to face, stubbly beard to +stubbly beard, at a corner of a lane? And that precocious young +gentleman who asks his sisters if they approve of the removal of a +moustache, the presence of which they had never been able to discover! + +Under the heading of "The Beard Movement," we have a British swell in a +fainting state in the arms of a policeman; this serious condition having +arisen from the sight of a postman with moustachios. In another drawing, +policemen are marching to their posts of duty decorated by beards of +such magnitude as to strike terror into the street boys, who scatter in +all directions at the sight of them. + +In "Pictures of Life and Character" other examples of the alarm excited +by the beard movement are given with the refined humour peculiar to +Leech. + +I find I have to modify somewhat my conviction that Leech rarely adopted +the subjects proposed to him for illustration; no doubt by far the +largest number were the outcome of his own conception, or observation of +incidents in his experience; but I have proof of several examples to the +contrary. For instance, Mr. Holman Hunt says: "One Friday night I had +sat down to much correspondence, intending before concluding to write of +two or three amusing facts picked up that might suit him (Leech) for +illustration. It had become very late, and I was clearing away my paper, +when, with vexation, I remembered his letter had not been written. I +seized the pen, and on a page I drew two horizontal lines quite dividing +the space. In the top I put: 'Scene--Kitchen garden, country cottage. +_Dramatis Personæ_: Factotum, master entering,' and then a line or two +of dialogue. + +"The second subject I treated similarly, and the third also, which was +not so promising. I enclosed this without a word to Leech, and posted it +with my other letters about two in the morning. The following Wednesday +the two subjects, admirably treated, were in _Punch_. When next I saw +him he was eager with excuses for not having written. He added: 'The +letter when it was opened at breakfast was most opportune, for I had to +leave town by five, and I was bound to furnish two designs before +going, and I had come down without having the wildest notion what to do. +The subjects in your note were ready-made, and I was able to sketch them +without a moment's waste of time." + +Mr. Hunt tells an anecdote of Kenny Meadows, the jovial Bohemian, whom, +I hope, the reader of these pages may remember, that is so +characteristic and amusing, and illustrative of his own nature and of +that of Leech, that I insert it in this place. "Meadows was quite at the +head of the _Punch_ artists when Leech joined them, and was naturally +delighted by the praise bestowed upon his drawings by 'this ruler +amongst the illustrators of _Punch_.' He--Meadows--declared that a sight +of Leech's illustrations had so disgusted him with his own work that he +felt inclined to give up art altogether. 'Why,' said he, 'should I go on +giving proof after proof of my incapacity when you leave me so far +behind?' This modest effusion was uttered early in the evening, and +before the setting in of the gin-and-water period, which was destined to +effect a striking change in Meadows' estimate of himself, and of the +recent addition to the pictorial staff. + +"Leech was a sincere admirer of Meadows' work, and of this he assured +the self-condemning artist in no measured terms, instancing for special +praise many of Kenny's designs brimming over with poetic conceits in the +illustrations of Shakespeare. Meadows listened to Leech's compliments, +and said it was 'deuced liberal' of him to say what he did. He then +mixed himself a glass of gin and water, saying, 'Well, after all, it's +wise to make the best of things, and be as jolly as one can under all +circumstances.' + +"The two artists then fell into general conversation, and into--on the +part of one of them--the imbibing of much gin and water. Under the +influence of the latter, Meadows returned to the subject of his own +works, and proceeded to show in what respect they surpassed those of +others--even Leech's, which were worthless from the absence of 'poetry,' +which ought to sanctify all art. + +"'Give me imagination or nothing, my dear boy!' he exclaimed. 'I don't +want your commonplace facts done with a little trick of caricature, as +it is called. Why don't you aim at something better, something higher? I +would rather do nothing than the things you do, which, not only in +design, but in execution, are unworthy of a true artist.'" + +All this was told to my friend by Leech himself, and, says Mr. Hunt, +"Leech's shrug of the shoulders, expressive of bearing infinite +disgrace, was the gesture of a comedian, but a hearty, good-natured +laugh gave the real expression of the feeling left in his kind soul; +there was not a jot of malice there against the severe judgment upon +himself. The Scandinavian hero returning so sedate from victory that he +might have been supposed to have suffered a defeat, or from disaster in +the field, so composed that he might have been thought victorious, could +not have surpassed Leech's manner in accepting both the praise and the +censure of his elder rival." + +Another old friend of mine, Mr. Horsley, R.A., offers further proof of +Leech's occasional acceptance of suggestions for his designs. In the +course of a walk Mr. Horsley was accosted by one of those itinerant +traders to whom the street is the shop, and solicited to buy a rope of +onions. + +"Take the last rope, sir," says the man. My friend looks like a +prosperous gentleman, to whom the offer might be made with a prospect of +success, though the awkwardness of his appearance with the addition of a +long rope of large onions in his hand would most likely prove a +deterrent to the purchase. Mr. Horsley declined the offer, but it +instantly occurred to him that such a proposal, if made to one of +Leech's "swells," would be intensely comic, and he accordingly +mentioned the incident to Leech, who smiled as usual and said nothing. A +drawing, however, appeared immediately in _Punch_, but, strange to say, +the incident is defrauded of much, if not all, its humour. The swell +leaves nothing to be desired, except that he certainly should have been +alone, and not, as according to Leech, accompanied by a lady, to whom +the onions might have been useful. The absurdity surely consisted in the +ludicrous position of a young gentleman who was subjected to an offer of +which he would scarcely know the meaning, and much less likely to take +advantage of it. My friend expressed his disappointment to Leech, who, +with characteristic modesty, acknowledged his mistake. + +"I may mention another curious failure," says Mr. Horsley. "Leech came +into my room one day roaring with laughter at a story he had just heard +of two small boys who had been overheard discussing the age of a +companion, and one said to the other, 'Well, I don't 'zactly know how +old Charley is; but he must be very old, for he blows his own nose.' +This is delightful as coming from the little chaps that Leech drew so +perfectly; but, wonderful to relate, he represented the conversation as +passing between a boy looking fourteen or fifteen and a girl in a +riding-habit." + +[Illustration] + +I subjoin the first idea of that which seems to be the incident told to +Mr. Horsley, though it fails to illustrate the scene as described by Mr. +Horsley, or the rendering of it afterwards adopted by Leech. The sketch, +however, will show the rough manner in which all the thoughts so +perfectly expressed on the wood-block were first sketched by the +artist. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI. + +AUTOGRAPH-HUNTERS AND OTHERS. + + +No doubt all painters, poets, literary men, Churchmen--in short, all men +who have attained to more or less celebrity--become the prey of the +autograph-hunter, either in the form of a boy at school, a young lady +whose life is made continuous sunshine by the contemplation of your +pictures or the study of your delightful poems, or an elderly gentleman +who has watched your career with intense interest from its beginning. +Each of these applicants, strange to say, avers that he or she will be +made happier by the possession of your name on a card or a piece of +paper which is enclosed for your signature, and in addition to your +"valued name," if you happen to be an artist, "if you will add a slight +sketch," the gratitude of the hunter will know no bounds. I have been +guilty on one or two occasions of complying with a desire that seems to +verge upon the unreasonable; but my folly is as nothing compared to +that of Edwin Landseer, who was a frequent and willing victim to such +imposition. On one of the many occasions when I had the happiness of +receiving Landseer at my house, the conversation turned upon the +autograph-hunter, whose habits were strongly anathematized by some of +us; the great painter defended the craze as harmless, easily gratified, +and complimentary to the objects of it. + +"Only this morning," said he, "I had an application from someone at +Birmingham for my name, and for a sketch of a dog's head added to it; +well, I complied with both desires." + +I confess to my surprise when I heard this, and I was amused on hearing +artists who were present exclaim loudly against such a proceeding, as +creating a precedent that they would be expected to follow. Harmless, +however, is the autograph pest in comparison with the really terrible +_album_, which bids unblushingly for work that may consume many hours of +the time of the painter or the poet. Here, again, Landseer was a great +sinner; many a splendidly bound album lies at this moment on gilded +tables in stately English mansions, the homes of our "old nobility," +with delightful drawings of sporting scenes by that cunning hand; and +there are instances, I am sorry to say, of the possessors being unable +to resist the sums offered for the purchase of their treasures so +cheaply acquired. + +As I am speaking of Edwin Landseer, I seize the opportunity of +expressing my great regret that my friend Mr. Sidney Cooper, R.A., in +his recently published memoirs, should have created an impression in the +public mind that Landseer was a drunkard. From my intimate knowledge of +Landseer, I can aver that nothing could be further from the fact. I have +dined in his company scores of times, and I have met him in all kinds of +society, and under conditions which would have made the propensity, if +it possessed him, irresistible; and never in a single instance did I, or +anyone else, see Landseer even _excited_ by drink. This was the habit of +the man until about a year and a half before his death, when the brain +disorder began which afterwards destroyed him. I cannot disguise from +myself that if Mr. Cooper had questioned the physicians who attended +Landseer in his last illness, he would have been told that a craving for +drink of every kind is one of the peculiarities of the disease which +every sufferer from it is quite unable to resist. I know that great care +was taken to keep stimulants from the illustrious patient; but that he +may have secretly possessed himself of wine or spirits on certain +occasions, and in that way given a colour to the report of his drunken +habits, is probable enough; but I venture to think a +brother-artist--even if the charge of habitual intoxication could have +been proved against this great painter--should have been mournfully +silent; how much more careful, then, should he have been, if he +desired--perhaps as a warning--to proclaim this terrible failing, to +ascertain whether he had truthful ground to go upon. + +I do not in the least apologize for the above, though it is "far wide" +of the purpose of this chapter; but I feel that my complaint against +albums is a little ungracious and ungrateful in the face of the +admirable page of sketches with which my publisher has supplied me. (See +note at the end of this chapter.) + +Mr. Richard Bentley was the possessor of an autograph-book and album +combined; but he did not solicit the aid of strangers to fill it, +thereby creating a wide difference between himself and the ordinary +album nuisance. "My father," says Mr. George Bentley, "started an +autograph-book, and got Cruikshank, Leech, and some others to give a +sketch, or, if not an artist, an autograph. Leech did one in colour. It +was so superior to anything in the volume that I cut it out and framed +it, and so see it every day in my life." + +The idea is to reproduce some of the characters he was so fond of +sketching, and some he had actually given; for instance, the girl in bed +is, I think, from the scene where a man gets up at night to fire at some +cats. The wife suddenly awakes, and finds him looking out of window, gun +in hand, and imagines thieves. The _voyez vous_[Illustration] is +delicious, and the old gentleman with "Now, it's my opinion," etc., I am +pretty sure is taken from a sketch in some work he had illustrated. + +So far Mr. George Bentley, who shows that his father, who was the +liberal employer of Leech, Dickens, Cruikshank, and so many others, had +a _raison d'être_ for his requests in favour of his album. + +I supplement Mr. Bentley's remarks on this delightful page by calling my +readers' special attention to that charming little boy and his dreadful +old grandmother--"Will Charley come and live with his gran-ma?" Study +well that little boy's face, beautiful as an angel's, as he looks +wondering at the hideous old woman--will he live with her? not, I +think, if he can help it. See, also, the lovely little group of the +ill-assorted couple--old husband and young wife. More terrible the +lady's fate there than Charley's with his "Gran-ma." + +I have now to notice another album belonging to no less a person than +the late Duke of Devonshire. Leech made the Duke's acquaintance while +staying with Millais at the Peacock, Baslow, a place within easy +distance of Chatsworth; where, by the way, Millais painted the perfect +likeness of Leech which, by his kindness, is allowed to enrich this +volume, and where, by Sir Joseph Paxton, I think, Leech was introduced +to the Duke, and entertained with much kindness at Chatsworth. How the +album was introduced to Leech, and whether the Duke asked for a sketch +or the artist volunteered it, I have no evidence to offer; but that a +design was made and repeated, the following letters from the Duke +sufficiently prove: + + + "August 6, 1851. + + "DEAR SIR, + + "I am so much charmed with your device that I must have a seal + engraved from it. Perhaps you would have the kindness to renew the + sketch for me on a smaller scale, as I am unwilling to extract the + leaf made valuable by you from the book. The stone should not be + larger than this, which, I fear, makes my request hardly possible. + + "Most sincerely yours, + + "DEVONSHIRE." + +[Illustration] + +The reduced scale proved no obstacle, and the success was gracefully +acknowledged as follows: + + + "London, April 14, 1852. + + "DEAR SIR, + + "In these critical days of the Crystal Palace, let me request your + acceptance of the seal for which you gave me the idea. + + "And that you may not have any feeling as to depriving me of it, I + must tell you that I have another. + + "Believe me, + + "Most sincerely yours, + + "DEVONSHIRE." + +But what was the subject of the drawing? In a courteous reply to my +inquiry, I find from the present Duke that he has no such drawing in +any of his books, and he knows nothing of the seal. In a postscript to +one of Leech's letters to his friend Adams, however, I find the +following mention of it: + + "Look at the seal on this envelope. I told you, I think, some time + ago about my making a little sketch for the Duke of Devonshire, and + how kind he was about it, saying he must have a seal made of it. + Well, he called here himself, and left me a most handsome and + valuable seal the other day, of which, I confess, I am proud to + send you an impression. As you say of some of your people, 'It's + very nice to be treated so, isn't it?' The design of the seal is a + spade turning up the Crystal Palace, in allusion to Paxton being a + gardener. + + "Ever yours, my dear Charley, + "JOHN LEECH. + + "31, Notting Hill Terrace, + "April 20, 1852." + +Though the present Duke of Devonshire knows nothing of the seal, or the +drawing from which it was made, I am happy to say that I am able to +present to my readers an impression from it, through the kindness of +Leech's son-in-law, Mr. Gillett, to whom I applied in my perplexity. + +Everybody may not know that Sir Joseph Paxton, the Duke of Devonshire's +gardener, was the architect of the glass house of 1851, afterwards +christened the Crystal Palace, which--greatly enlarged--now flourishes +at Sydenham. I conclude this chapter with an extract from _Notes and +Queries_, evidently written by a friend of Leech. The writer, under date +November, 1864, says: + + "Leech's success was owing to his almost daily practice of jotting + in his note-book every remarkable physiognomy or incident that + struck him in his rambles. Such, at any rate, was his practice at + the commencement of his too brief career. On one occasion he and I + were riding to town together in an omnibus, when an elderly + gentleman in a very peculiar dress, and with very marked features, + stepped into the vehicle, and sat down immediately in front of us. + We were the only inside passengers. For whom or for what he took, + or probably mistook, us, I know not; but he stared so hard, and + made such wry faces at us, that I could hardly refrain from + laughter. My discomfiture was almost completed when Leech suddenly + exclaimed, 'By the way, did Prendergast ever show you that + extraordinary account that has been recently forwarded to him?' + and, showing me his note-book, added, 'Just run your eye up that + column, and tell me what you can make of it.' Instead of a column, + the features of the old gentleman were reflected upon the page with + life-like fidelity. On another occasion I saw him strike off with + promptitude and skill the scene of a quarrel between some dirty + little urchins in a suburban village." + +_Note._--To my great regret, I find that the material in which Mr. +Bentley's drawing was executed made its reproduction impossible. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII. + +ARTISTS' LIVES. + + +"Silent, gentle, forbearing, his indignation flashed forth an eloquence +when roused by anything mean or ungenerous. Manly in all his thoughts, +tastes, and habits, there was about him an almost feminine tenderness. +He would sit by the bedside, and smooth the pillow of a sick child with +the gentleness of a woman. No wonder he was the idol of those around +him, but it is the happiness of such a life that there is so little to +be told of it." + +I do not know to what friend of Leech's we are indebted for these few +words; which are, however, sufficient to convey a perfect idea of the +subject of them to those to whom he was only known by his works. + +The lives of most artists are uneventful. Leech's short life was +especially so. His incessant labour prevented his giving the time to +what is called society--that is so often devoted to it--to the loss of +the happiness that home always afforded to him. He was a +self-sacrificing and most dutiful son, a good and loving father and +husband, and a true and faithful friend. In the quotation above we read +that there is little to be told of Leech's life. I have talked with +those who had the happiness of greater intimacy with him than I can +boast of, without being able to learn anything beyond the ordinary +events of an everyday life, void of dramatic incident, commonplace in +fact, except for the constant triumph of an unapproachable genius. + +Leech had a large circle of friends and acquaintances, with here and +there an aristocrat amongst the latter; but his intimates were few: +between them and him, however, there were unusually strong ties of +affectionate regard; his nervous, modest, retiring nature often conveyed +a false impression of him to casual acquaintances. I have heard him +described as haughty, "stand-offish," cold, and so on; and his manner to +some of those who may have met him for the first time, occasionally +admitted of that construction; but it arose from nervousness, or from an +aversion to loud and ill-timed compliment, feeling, as he sincerely did, +his "little sketches" deserved no such eulogium. Though Leech's life +offers no field for the description of stirring events, the delightful +nature of the man affords matchless opportunities for study, reflection, +and emulation; and that study may be pursued in the examination of his +works, in which, as in a looking-glass, the nature of their producer is +reflected. There may be seen ever-recurring proofs of the artist's +intense love of Nature in all her forms; whether he deals with woman, +the most beautiful of all Nature's works, or with children in the +endless variety of their attractiveness, absolute truth, tenderness and +beauty are paramount; and not only are these creatures natural and +beautiful, but the artist is at one with them in all their doings, from +the sympathy peculiar to him with all that is simple, pure, and lovable. +Side by side with this tenderness of heart, we have a robust manliness +which shows itself constantly. + +As a matter of course Leech's love of Nature was not confined to +humanity, but was extended to the animal creation, to the trees and the +fields, the sea-shore and the sea--in short, to every form of animate +and inanimate nature. Think what a delight such a constituted heart and +mind must be to the possessor of them! and not only to him, but to us to +whom he so freely offers the results of his sympathies, making us +certainly happier, and it is to be hoped better, by the taking in of so +much that is exhilarating, healthy, and true. Evidence is frequent of +pity for the sufferings of the poor and the oppressed. In many a scene +Leech becomes a warm sympathizer with unmerited distress; and constantly +his honest heart is stirred into indignation at some instance of +injustice; then we find that the pencil which can deal so gently with +childhood and woman can also, in indelible lines, stigmatize the +stony-hearted oppressor. + +Underlying the refined and delicate humour that distinguishes the +greater part of Leech's work we frequently find some more or less +serious social grievance smartly satirized. In "Servant-Gal-ism," for +example, the airs and graces, the impudent assumption, and the +dishonesty even, which sometimes disgrace those otherwise worthy people, +are shown to us in drawings so humorous as to make us laugh heartily, +but at the same time we feel the full force of the satire intended. In +the encounters between servant-girls and their mistresses the ladies +sometimes get the worst of it; notably in a drawing that represents a +mistress and her maid in conflict respecting the dressing of their hair. +The old lady has tortured her few remaining locks into miserable little +ringlets, that make a shocking contrast to the long curls of her young +and pretty servant; and no sooner does she catch sight of the girl's +ringlets, than she angrily tells her she will not permit such bare-faced +imitation of the way she chooses to wear her hair. Here I am afraid we +cannot help feeling a certain amount of contempt for the blind vanity +and tyranny of the mistress, while we sympathize with the maid. + +Footmen afford a wide field for the good-humoured banter of Leech. + +Amongst the many striking proofs of the genius that distinguished him, +is one that to me, as an artist, is astonishing. I allude to the +individual character with which Leech invests each of his servant-girls +and footmen, as well as every type that comes under his hand. I have not +counted the number of servants of "all sorts and sizes" that appear in +"Pictures of Life and Character," but I am quite sure that a comparison +of one with another will prove that not one can be found in the +slightest degree to resemble another; each is an individual by himself +or herself, separate and distinct--a footman from top to toe; take away +his uniform, and, from some peculiarity of manner or action, he is +unmistakably a footman still. The same may be said of the maid-servants, +in whom Leech's wonderful power of individualizing is shown even more +palpably; for the cook is a cook, and perfectly distinct from the +scullery-maid and the charwoman; and no two cooks or kitchen-maids +resemble each other personally, but only in their offices. + +The same may be truly said of numberless types immortalized by Leech; +but, strange to say, it cannot be said of the _young_ ladies: they +almost all have a family likeness to one another--a resemblance that can +be traced to Mrs. Leech. This fault, for it is a fault, and a grave one, +is as strange to me as the infinite variety shown in his representation +of all sorts and conditions of men and women is astounding. In marking +this I point to the only shortcoming in all Leech's work, and though, as +I think (I may be wrong), he has this fault in his treatment of young +ladies, it is absent in his drawings of elderly or old ones; the +aristocratic or plebeian old women are as well marked in personal +contrast with each other as the rest of his delightful creations. + +The rest of his creations! What a dazzling, bewildering mass of humanity +crowds upon the mind when one attempts to point out special scenes for +examination and criticism! If I were to say a tithe of what I feel about +hundreds of Leech's drawings, I should greatly exceed the space +permitted to me in this book, and I should also show how inferior my +powers of analysis are to those of Dickens and Thackeray, and others +whose delightful appreciation of beauty, humour and character are so +eloquently set forth elsewhere in this memoir; and perhaps I may add +that I have sufficient respect for the intelligence of my readers to +convince me that they require no directions from me as to when they +should laugh and when look grave, or where to discover the point of a +joke that is palpable to the "meanest capacity." + +With Leech's work in an artistic sense I have more to do. Considering +the limited means employed, the results produced are very wonderful. +Nothing is left to desire in character or expression; the story is +perfectly told in every drawing; and it can be read without reference to +the few lines beneath, which in the wording of them appear to me as +perfect as the cuts themselves. The composition of groups and figures, +which looks so simple and natural, is the result of consummate art. The +drawing, notably of figures and animals in action, is always correct. +Chiaroscuro is too comprehensive a word to apply to the light and shadow +of Leech's drawings; but in what we call "black and white," or, in other +words, in the distribution of the masses of dark, and what I may term +semi-dark, and light, they are always skilfully effective. + +I have been told that Leech's work, in the opinion of a high authority +in matters of art, resembles, and successfully rivals, the silver-point +drawings of the old masters. I have seen many examples of those +beautiful drawings, but I have never seen one that bore the faintest +resemblance to the way in which Leech "lays his lines." The same judge +tells us that Leech's work betrays an ignorance of the principles of +effect--in other words, a neglect of the laws that should guide an +artist in the selection of his scheme of light and shadow. An +intelligent glance at any of Leech's drawings will show the fallibility +of that judgment. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII. + +LEECH EXHIBITION. + + +About the year 1860--or thereabouts--there was exhibited in London a +huge picture of Nero contemplating the ruins of Rome, by a German artist +named Piloti. On seeing the picture I was much struck by a certain +somewhat coarse vigour in the work, which asserted itself in spite of +crude and harsh colouring; the principal figure--as often happens--was +disappointing and theatrical. Nero stood in a melodramatic posture, with +his arms folded, enjoying the destruction of the city. Leech, +accompanied by his friend, the late Sir Edgar Boehm, R.A. (the eminent +sculptor who made an admirable statuette of Leech), saw the picture, and +after a long study of it he turned to Boehm and said: "I would rather +have been the painter of that picture than the producer of all the +things I have ever perpetrated!" Leech's friend received this avowal +with incredulous laughter, and, pointing out some of the glaring faults +of the Nero, endeavoured to convince his companion that one of his +drawings was worth acres of such work as Piloti's; in which I, for one, +entirely agree with him. + +The hankering after oil-colours which always possessed Leech was +destined to be gratified; for soon after this--in 1862--he came before +the public as the painter of a series of "sketches in oil," being +reproductions of his own drawings in _Punch_. These--almost +virgin--attempts were exhibited at the Egyptian Hall, where they were +visited by thousands of admiring spectators, who left several thousand +pounds behind them. Everyone knows what a few inches of space are taken +up by one of Leech's drawings as it appears in "Pictures of Life and +Character." A sketch of such small dimensions would have been +ineffective in colours, and it was owing to an invention by which the +originals were enlarged, that the artist was enabled to offer to the +public copies of drawings four or five inches square, increased in some +instances to three feet by two. + +"'The idea originated,' says Dr. Brown, 'with Mr. Mark Lemon, Leech's +friend and colleague, who saw that by a new invention--a beautiful piece +of machinery--the impression of a block in _Punch_ being first taken on +a sheet of indiarubber, was enlarged; when by a lithographic process +the copy thus got could be transferred to the stone and impressions +printed upon a large sheet of canvas. Having thus obtained an outline +groundwork, consisting of his own lines enlarged to some eight times the +area of the original block, Leech proceeded to colour these. His +knowledge of the manipulation of oil-colours was very slight, and it was +under the guidance of his friend Millais that his first attempts were +made, and crude enough they were. He used a kind of transparent colour, +which allowed the coarse lines of the enlargement to show through, so +that the production presented the appearance of indifferent lithographs +slightly tinted. In a short time he obtained great mastery over +oil-colour, and instead of allowing the thick, fatty lines of printer's +ink to remain on the canvas, he, by the use of turpentine, removed the +ink, particularly with regard to the lines of the faces and figures. +These he redrew with his own hand in a fine and delicate manner. To this +he added a delicacy of finish, particularly in flesh-colour, which +greatly enhanced the value and beauty of his later works." + +The catalogue to the sketches in oil is prefaced by a few modest words +by the artist, who concludes some remarks upon their production thus: + +"These sketches have no claim to be regarded, or tested, as finished +pictures. It is impossible for anyone to know the fact better than I do. +They have no pretensions to a higher name than the name I give them, +'Sketches in Oil.'" + +The exhibition consisted of sixty-seven works, and the room containing +them was filled all day long by a laughing crowd. Leech shrank from +crowds at all times, and an assembly drawn together by his own works +would have special terrors for him. After the opening of the gallery he +was never known to visit it, mainly from his innate modesty, but also +from his dread of being "caught and talked at by enthusiastic people." + +A story is told of a visit of a sporting lord who took his +huntsman--whose judgment of hounds and horses was celebrated for its +acumen--to give his verdict on the Leech Exhibition in general, and on +dogs and horses in particular. + +"'Ah, my lord, nothin' but a party as knows 'osses could have drawed +them there 'unters.'" + +If the huntsman offered an opinion on other features of the exhibition, +it is not recorded; he criticised only what he understood--therein +giving a much-needed example to many critics. + +In the few remarks in the way of criticism on the Leech Exhibition +which I allow myself to make, I claim to be in the position of the +huntsman whose experience of the horse made his opinion of that animal +valuable; my own experience of pictures, as it extends over fifty years, +may fairly claim for me the right of judgment, and I acknowledge myself +to be one of those who thought the exhibition of "Sketches in Oil" did +not increase Leech's reputation; though it happily did increase his own +fortune, or the fortune of somebody else. + +Dr. Brown says that Leech "obtained a great mastery over oil-colours." +The huntsman may have thought as much; if he did, he was as much in +error as Dr. Brown. The sketches lost much charm by their enlargement, +and they were further greatly damaged by the crude and inharmonious way +in which they were coloured. The girls' lovely faces, which delight us +so thoroughly in their pencilled forms, became almost vulgar under the +artist's attempts to paint flesh--the most difficult of all things to +render truly. When he first gives them to us fresh from the wood block, +conveying to us, as he does, the most ravishing beauty by a few +pencil-marks, we paint the faces for ourselves with the colours and +brushes of the mind, with a result unattainable by the colourman's tools +unless they are in the hands of a Reynolds or a Vandyke. Leech's +delightful backgrounds, too, were terribly spoilt by his oil-paints: air +and distance disappeared altogether in many of them. But it is time my +grumbling gave place to what Mr. Thackeray had to say about the Leech +Exhibition in the _Times_ of June 21, 1862: + +"Now, while Mr. Leech has been making his comments upon our society and +manners, one of the wittiest and keenest observers has been giving a +description of his own country of France in a thousand brilliant pages; +and it is a task not a little amusing and curious for a student of +manners to note the difference between the two satirists--perhaps +between the societies they describe. Leech's England is a country +peopled by noble elderly squires, riding large-boned horses, followed +across country by lovely beings of the most gorgeous proportions, by +respectful retainers, by gallant little boys emulating the pluck and +courage of the sire. The joke is the precocious courage of the child, +his gallantry as he charges his fences, his coolness as he eyes the +glass of port, or tells grandpapa he likes his champagne dry. How does +Gavarni represent the family father, the sire, the old gentleman, in +_his_ country--the civilized country? Paterfamilias, in a dyed wig and +whiskers, is leaning by the side of Mademoiselle Coralie on her sofa in +the Rue de Bréda. Paterfamilias, with a mask and a nose half a yard +long, is hobbling after her at the ball. The _enfant terrible_ is making +papa and mamma alike ridiculous by showing us mamma's lover, who is +lurking behind the screen. A thousand volumes are written protesting +against the seventh commandment. The old man is for ever hunting after +the young woman; the wife is for ever cheating the husband. The fun of +the old comedy never seems to end in France, and we have the word of +their own satirists, novelists, painters of society, that it is being +played from day to day. + +"In the works of that barbarian artist, Hogarth, the subject which +affords such playful sport to the civilized Frenchman is stigmatized as +a fearful crime, and is visited by a ghastly retribution. The English +savage never thinks of such a crime as funny, and, a hundred years after +Hogarth, our modern 'painter of mankind' still retains his barbarous +modesty, is tender with children, decorous before women, has never once +thought he had the right or calling to wound the modesty of either. + +"Mr. Leech surveys society from the gentleman's point of view. In old +days, when Mr. Jerrold lived and wrote for that famous periodical, he +took the other side; he looked up at the rich and great with a fierce, +a sarcastic aspect, and a threatening posture, and his outcry or +challenge was: 'Ye rich and great, look out! We, the people, are as good +as you. Have a care, ye priests, wallowing on a tithe pig and rolling in +carriages and four; ye landlords, grinding the poor; ye vulgar fine +ladies, bullying innocent governesses, and what not--we will expose your +vulgarity, we will put down your oppression, we will vindicate the +nobility of our common nature,' and so forth. A great deal has to be +said on the Jerrold side, a great deal was said, perhaps, even, a great +deal too much. It is not a little curious to speculate upon the works of +these two famous contributors to _Punch_, these two 'preachers,' as the +phrase is. 'Woe to you, you tyrant and heartless oppressor of the poor!' +calls out Jerrold as Dives' carriage rolls by. 'Beware of the time when +your bloated coachman shall be hurled from his box, when your gilded +flunkey shall be cast to the earth from his perch, and your pampered +horses shall run away with you and your vulgar wife and smash you into +ruin.' The other philosopher looks at Dives and his cavalcade in his own +peculiar manner. He admires the horses and copies, with the most curious +felicity, their forms and action. The footmen's calves and powder, the +coachman's red face and flock wig, the over-dressed lady and plethoric +gentleman in the carriage, he depicts with the happiest strokes; and if +there is a pretty girl and a rosy child on the back seat, he 'takes them +up tenderly' and touches them with a hand that has a caress in it. The +artist is very tender to all these little people. It is hard to say +whether he loves girls or boys most--those delightful little men on +their ponies in the hunting field, those charming little Lady Adas +flirting at the juvenile ball, or Tom the butcher's boy on the slide, or +ragged little Emily pulling the go-cart, freighted with Elizerann and +her doll. Steele, Fielding, Goldsmith, Dickens, are similarly tender in +their pictures of children. We may be barbarians, monsieur; but even +savages are occasionally kind to their papooses. 'When are the +holidays?' Mothers of families ought to come to this exhibition and +bring the children. Then there are the full-grown young ladies--the very +full-grown young ladies--dancing in the ball-room or reposing by the +sea-shore: the men can peep at whole seraglios of these beauties for the +moderate charge of one shilling, and bring away their charming +likenesses in the illustrated catalogue (two-and-six). In the +'Mermaids' Haunt,' for instance, there is a siren combing her golden +locks, and another dark-eyed witch actually sketching you as you look at +her, whom Ulysses could not resist. To walk by the side of the +much-sounding sea and come upon such a bevy of beauties as this, what +bliss for a man or a painter! The mermaids in that haunt, haunt the +beholder for hours after. Where is the shore on which those creatures +were sketched? The sly catalogue does not tell us. + +"The outdoor sketcher will not fail to remark the excellent fidelity +with which Mr. Leech draws the backgrounds of his little pictures. The +homely landscape, the sea, the winter road by which the huntsmen ride, +the light and clouds, the birds floating overhead, are indicated by a +few strokes which show the artist's untiring watchfulness and love of +Nature. He is a natural truth-teller, as Hogarth was before him, and +indulges in no flights of fancy. He speaks his mind out quite honestly +like a thorough Briton. He loves horses, dogs, river and field sports. +He loves home and children--that you can see. He holds Frenchmen in +light esteem. A bloated 'mosoo,' walking Leicester Square with a huge +cigar and a little hat, with _billard_ and _estaminet_ written on his +flaccid face, is a favourite study with him; the unshaven jowl, the +waist tied with a string, the boots which pad the quadrant +pavement--this dingy and disreputable being exercises a fascination over +Mr. Punch's favourite artist. + +"We trace, too, in his work a prejudice against the Hebrew nation, +against the natives of an island much celebrated for its verdure and its +wrongs. These are lamentable prejudices indeed, but what man is without +his own? No man has ever depicted the little 'snob' with such a +delightful touch. Leech fondles and dances this creature as he does the +children. To remember one or two of these dear gents is to laugh. To +watch them looking at their own portraits in this pleasant gallery will +be no small part of the exhibition; and as we can all go and see our +neighbours caricatured here, it is just possible that our neighbours may +find some smart likenesses of _their_ neighbours in these brilliant, +life-like, good-natured _Sketches in Oil_." + +The publication of this sympathetic article in such a paper as the +_Times_, by such a writer as Thackeray, no doubt increased the +popularity of "Sketches in Oil." However that may have been, its +appearance gave the keenest pleasure to Leech, who is said to have +"rejoiced like a child, exclaiming: + +"'That's like putting a thousand pounds into my pocket!'" + +By far the best examples of Leech's oil paintings are in the collection +of his old warmly attached friend, Mr. Charles Adams, of Barkway. +Instead of a garish stain of washy colour merely passed over an +engraving, these small sporting subjects are painted in a good solid +style, well drawn and carefully finished; carrying with them the +conviction, to my mind, that Leech might possibly have been as great +with the brush as he was with the lead pencil. + +Amongst the "Pictures of Life and Character" there is a drawing of two +young ladies sitting _vis-à-vis_ on a rustic seat; from the books held +by both of them it might be supposed they were reading, as no doubt they +were, till one of them caught sight of their partners at the ball the +night before, who by a strange coincidence are advancing upon them +through the wood. The drawing is entitled "Remarkable Occurrence," with +the following explanation: "On the morning after the dispensary ball, as +Emily Deuxtemps and Clara Polkington were sitting in the plantation, who +should come to the very spot but Captain Fastman and young Reginald +Phipps!" + +I forget the year in which this drawing appeared. The scene is laid at +Scarborough, where Leech was passing his summer holiday. I was so taken +with the beauty of the girls, the composition of the drawing, and its +general adaptability to the making of an oil picture, that I wrote to +the artist; and, pointing out these characteristics, begged him to +"paint the subject." I received no reply to my entreaty, but on meeting +him afterwards in London, he apologized, and declared he would take my +advice. + +"You don't mind my not answering you, old fellow: I hate letter-writing. +It was very kind of you to write--glad you like the girls on the +garden-seat. Well, I will try my hand at it the moment _I have time to +spare_." The time never came. A "Remarkable Occurrence" did not even +appear amongst the "Sketches in Oil." + +It would have been a very onerous task for a man in perfect health, and +accustomed to the use of the brush, to have prepared those sixty-seven +sketches in oil for exhibition, even if his time could have been wholly +devoted to it. To Leech, with the hand of Death nearly touching him, in +almost entire ignorance of the method in which he was working--the +ordeal was terrible. To the entreaties of his friends that he should +stick less closely to his easel at Lowestoft or Whitby, he would reply +that the fine air of the former, and the picturesque scenery abounding +at the latter, were intended for idle people, and not for him. + +To the man with well-strung nerves Leech's sensibility to noises of all +kinds seems incomprehensible; but for years before the oil sketches were +undertaken I knew of his sufferings from himself; and the world must +have guessed them from his attacks upon the organ-grinders, the +bellowing street-hawkers, and the thousand and one noises that distress +the London householder whose livelihood depends upon his brain. Of +course most of the drawings in which the organ-grinder and the itinerant +vendor of stale fish figure, are highly humorous; causing the unthinking +to laugh, unconscious of the terrible seriousness under which they have +been produced. + +Humour was so much a part of Leech's nature that it sometimes asserted +itself incongruously. For example: One evening a convivial party of the +Ancient Order of Foresters returning from, perhaps, the Crystal Palace, +where high festival had been held, roused poor Leech almost to madness +by a yelling uproar opposite his door. He left his work, and rushed +bare-headed amongst them. + +"What are you making this horrible row for?" + +Then seeing the extraordinary Robin Hood kind of costume affected by +these people, he said: + +"What's it all about--who are you?" + +"We are Foresters, that's what we are," was the reply. + +"Then, why on earth don't you go into a forest and make your infernal +row there, instead of disturbing a whole street with your noise?" said +Leech. + +There is no doubt that hyper-sensitiveness to noises troubled Leech +"from his youth up," for we find in comparatively early drawings in +_Punch_ examples of the nuisances created by the fish-hawkers, and the +sellers of the great variety of things that nobody wants, at the +different seaside places where he took his so-called holidays. He was +naturally hard upon the encouragers of these pests. There is an +inimitable sketch of an old lady who has called an organ-grinder into +her parlour. The man, a perfect type of the Italian performer, grinds +away at his instrument, the old woman snaps her fingers and kicks up her +heels in mad delight; her parrot screams, and her dog howls an +accompaniment. Cake and wine are on the table, and there is a stuffed +cat in a glass case on the wall. The drawing is called a "Fancy Sketch +of the Old Party who rather likes Organ-grinding." + +In another sketch an elderly paterfamilias is seen sitting upon the +beach attempting to read his newspaper under the difficulties caused by +a boy with guinea-pigs, and others with something to sell; a sailor +proposes a sail, an old woman has a box of baby linen, and the +inevitable sweetstuff merchant looms in the near distance. The drawing +is entitled "The Bores of the Beach," with the following explanatory +lines: + +"So, as it's a fine day, you'll sit on the beach and read the paper +comfortably, will you? Very good! Then we recommend you to get what +guinea-pigs, brandy-balls, boats, and children's socks, to say nothing +of shell-work boxes, lace collars, and the like you may want, before you +settle down." + +Perhaps the drawing that most happily illustrates the terrible suffering +that is caused by those wandering minstrels, the Italian organ-grinders, +is in double form--two _scenes_, so to speak. The first represents a +dignified, middle-aged father of a family who stands at his door +"expostulating with an organ-grinder, who is defying him with extreme +insolence, alternated with performances on the instrument of torture," +says Leech. The Italian, who is an embodiment of brutal impudence, +says, "Ha! ha! P'lice! Where you find p'lice?" + +In the second drawing we see why the noise is more than commonly +distressing, for it represents a bedroom in the indignant father's +house, where a "sick boy, tended by his mother, is suffering from +nervous fever." + +I dwell at some length upon these drawings, because they greatly aided +Mr. Bass in his efforts to put a stop to some extent--alas! only to some +extent--to a serious public nuisance. The Bill which that gentleman +carried through Parliament still requires amendment before the author, +the musician, the artist, or the tradesman even, can pursue his calling +in the peace so essential to success. + +An eminent artist friend of mine lived in a part of the town where +organ-grinders greatly congregate. The interruptions to his work were +constant and terrible. After finding that remonstrance, threats of the +police, and other inducements, failed to procure relief, he armed +himself with a pea-shooter, with which he practised upon his lay figure +until he acquired considerable skill in the use of it; and when he +considered he was enough of a marksman, he stood by his shutter window +and waited; not for long, for the notes of "Champagne Charley is my +name"--a favourite melody some years ago--pierced his ears from "an +instrument of torture" opposite to his window. Through a narrow aperture +made by the shutter the pea-shooter was projected, a smart blow on the +cheek of the organ-grinder stopped "Champagne Charley" in the middle of +one of his notes; the man rubbed his face and looked about him, up and +down and round about, with an expression of pained surprise pleasant to +behold. He then took up the tune where he had left it, and had produced +a few more notes when a blow upon the grinding hand, and another almost +instantly on his face, again stopped the performance. "It was very +gratifying," said my friend, "to study the puzzled expression of the +fellow as he looked about for the cause of his trouble." After another +attempt to play out his tune, and another salute from the pea-shooter, +he shouldered his organ and took himself off. "Yes," said the sportsman, +"after a while they found me out, but they couldn't get at me, and now I +am never troubled by any of them." + +I am writing these pages at Lowestoft, where Leech passed several summer +holidays. Under the name of "Sandbath," this place had the honour of +appearing in _Punch_ as the scene of several humorous incidents, +notably of one in which the street-horrors are stigmatized under the +heading of "How to Make a Watering-place Pleasant, particularly to +Invalids." Time 6.30 a.m. (a hint to the powers that be at Sandbath). +The principal performer is an admirably drawn figure of a big burly +ruffian--ugliness personified--from whose monstrous mouth one can almost +hear "Yah-ha-bloaters!" Two little boys, carrying baskets of shrimps, +are yelling "Ser-imps, fine ser-imps!" while two more youths add to the +din by ringing bells by way of announcing other delicacies likely to be +in request early in the morning. The date of this drawing can be fixed +pretty accurately, for I hear from Mr. Adams that several of the +sketches in oil exhibited in 1862 were finished at this place, Mr. Adams +constantly watching his friend as he worked. + +To the unexaggerated truth of the incident I can speak, for the cry of +"Bloaters!" arouses me every morning, and precisely at the time +indicated by Leech. Added to this, even as I write about the +organ-grinder detested of Leech, comes one, as if in revenge, under my +window; and in reply to my threat of police, I am told to "go and _find_ +a policeman"--an impossibility, as the wretch well knows, for there is +but one in Sandbath--as far as my observation goes--and he never +appears in this part of it. + +A petition, very numerously signed by eminent members of all the +professions, and by others, was a formidable weapon in Mr. Bass's hands +in his crusade against street musicians and other peace-breakers. The +Bill passed both Houses, and became law. Leech signalized the success by +an admirable drawing called "The Rival Barrels." + + "Three cheers for Bass and his barrel of beer, and out with the + foreign ruffian and his barrel-organ." + +One of Mr. Bass's draymen is using a cask of beer in the form of a +weapon as he rolls it against a foreign organ-grinder, who finds himself +perilously near the edge of a cliff at Dover or Folkestone, _en route_ +from the country he has tormented so long. The brutal Italian scowls and +threatens as the barrel rolls upon him, but we feel he must go; the +stalwart, good-humoured drayman is too much for him. + +If--as I feel sure--the brilliant powers possessed by Leech were certain +to be attended by a highly sensitive and nervous organization, absolute +tranquillity and ease of mind were required for the exercise of them; +but in this unhappy case what do we find? No repose--no cessation--no +peace. The conditions under which these wonderful drawings were +produced were no doubt to some extent uncontrollable--the public +appetite grew with what it fed on; it was not _Punch_ only who insisted +upon his weekly portion, but numberless publications, stories, +biographies, poems, taxed the genius of the popular illustrator. + +It was not till I undertook this task that I had any idea of the +_quantity_ of work done by Leech: to say nothing of the excellence of +it, the quantity is astonishing. But surely, I hear my reader say, +though _Punch_ required ever-recurring contributions, other demands upon +the artist were within his own control. There are men, and plenty of +them, who would have turned deaf ears to appeals from relatives and +friends; but John Leech was not one of those, and I fear it cannot be +denied it was to meet pressing solicitation for money from various +quarters that we must look to account for the worn brain and the +shattered nerves that throbbed with agony at noises which would scarcely +have disturbed a healthy man. + +For some years before his death he suffered from sleeplessness, and at +length he yielded to the suggestion of his friends and the order of his +doctor--that change of air and scene should be tried as a remedy. Mark +Lemon became his companion, and the two went to Biarritz, staying a +short time in Paris on their way. + +"That Leech's pencil was not idle on this holiday," says Shirley Brooks, +"two well-known pictures will testify. One of them is a general view of +that now famous watering-place, with specimens of its curious +frequenters. The other is a very remarkable drawing. It represents a +bull-fight as seen by a decent Christian gentleman, and, for the first +time since the brutal fray was invented, the cold-blooded barbarity and +stupidity of the show is depicted without any of the flash and flattery +with which it has pleased artists to treat the atrocious scene. That +grim indictment of a nation professing to be civilized will be on record +for many a day after the offence shall have ceased. + +"This brief visit," continues Mr. Brooks, "to the Continent was his last +but one. His strength did not increase, and he no longer found pleasure +in hunting, of which he had been exceedingly fond, and later he +discontinued riding on horseback. He was then not merely advised, but +ordered to travel. About this time the great man who had been to him as +a brother, the schoolmate of his boyhood, the chief friend of his +manhood--Thackeray--died. He told Millais of his presentiment that he, +too, should die suddenly, and soon. In the summer of 1864 he went to +Homburg, accompanied by his friend, Alfred Elmore, and afterwards he +sojourned at Schwalbach. His mind was amused if his body was not +strengthened by these visits to new scenery, and his sketch-book was +soon filled with memorials, some of which he embodied in his last large +_Punch_ engraving--a view of the place where the residents of Schwalbach +meet to drink the waters, and with figures of illustrious political +people. + +"Soon after his return he resolved to try what pure fresh English air +would do for him, and accompanied by his family he went to Whitby. +Several friends were also staying there at the same time, and he wrote +to London that he liked the place. In September, on his writing to me +that he would prolong his stay if I and wife would come down, we went, +and remained at Whitby till he left it, on the 3rd of October. + +"The scenery round Whitby is varied, and some of it is exceedingly fine; +and Leech, when we could induce him to leave the painting in oil--to +which he devoted far too many hours--enjoyed the drives into the wild +moors, and up and down the terrible but picturesque roads; and he was +still more delighted with the rich woods, deep glades, and glorious +views around Mulgrave Castle. I hoped that good was being done; but it +was very difficult to stir him from his pictures, of which he declared +he must finish a great number before Christmas. It was not for want of +earnest and affectionate remonstrance close by his side, nor for lack of +such remonstrance being seconded by myself and others, that he +persevered in over-labour at these paintings, which he had undertaken +with his usual generosity, in order to provide a very large sum of money +_for the benefit of his relatives, not of his own household_. It need +hardly be said that he was never pressed for work by his old friend the +editor of _Punch_. His contributions to that periodical had not exceeded +one half-page engraving for some time, until he volunteered to compose +the large Schwalbach picture. Let me note another instance of his +kindness to utter strangers. A deputation from the Whitby Institute +waited upon him to ask him to attend a meeting, and to speak in +promotion of the interests of the association. He was on that day too +ill to bear an interview with more than one of the gentlemen, and was, +of course, compelled to refuse their request. But it occurred to him +that they might think his refusal ungracious (as I am sure they could +not), and he sent for all his 'Sketches of Life and Character' from +London, and presented them to the Institution." + +Amongst the party at Whitby was Mr. George Du Maurier, whose charming +drawings are familiar, not only to the readers of _Punch_, but also as +excellent illustrations in other newspapers and periodicals; especially +good are they in Thackeray's great novel of "Esmond." Du Maurier only +made Leech's acquaintance a few months before his death, but he tells me +that in the Whitby walks and talks he found him to be the most +delightful companion, and the most "lovable" of men. My friend also +tells me that he was the last of the craft that shook the hand to which +we all owe so much. Du Maurier called upon Leech the day before his +death to present a little drawing to him; he seemed "much as usual," and +the artists parted, little dreaming that they had parted for ever. + +On the day after Mr. Hill's party the weekly dinner of the _Punch_ staff +took place. Leech attended as usual, but the readiness with which he was +wont to make suggestions, or to discuss those already made, seemed to +have deserted him. He was dull, silent, and appeared, says Shirley +Brooks, "scarcely to understand what was going on"--requiring a question +to be repeated two or three times before he could frame a reply to it, +and then his answer was often wide of the mark. This condition, I +suppose, showed the alternations of the disease that was killing him, +for he was perfectly free from such a distressing symptom only the night +before the _Punch_ dinner, and as free from it, according to Du Maurier, +the day before his death. + +The journeys abroad, and the Whitby sojourn, even if the sufferer could +have been prevailed upon to cease work altogether, came too late. The +sword had worn out the scabbard. Leech's conversation and letters after +his return from Whitby expressed ardent hope, but feeble conviction, +that he had materially benefited by the change of air and scene. I think +he knew that his prophecy, so mournfully spoken to Millais by the +death-bed of Thackeray, was near its fulfilment. In common with all +Leech's friends, I knew that he had suffered from attacks of angina +pectoris, or breast pang; but in our ignorance of the serious character +of the disease, most of us thought lightly of its attacks. One idea +amongst us was that he had strained, and perhaps injured, some muscle in +one of his hunting tumbles. That the agony of the spasms was very +dreadful we knew, because on one occasion, after a severe attack, he +said, "If it had lasted a little longer, I must have died." But how +often have sufferers used the same words when they were in no danger +whatever! + +I approach the end of my endeavour to show my illustrious friend in his +true colours, with sad feelings, grievously increased by the conviction +that under happier circumstances he might have been the delight of all +who did--and did not--know him for many years beyond the time so cruelly +shortened. The letter to a friend which follows--written at Kensington +after his return from Whitby--gives us in his own melancholy words a sad +account of his condition. + + + "6, The Terrace, Kensington, + + "October 6, 1864. + + "MY DEAR ----, + + "I received your most kind note last night on my return from Whitby + in Yorkshire, where I have been with my family since I came from + Germany; and I assure you I have so many things to put in order, + that to go away from my work would be impossible just now. I was + amused with Homburg, and to some extent I think the waters did me + some good; but I am sorry to say I can give but a sorry account of + my health. Nothing seems to quiet my nervous system, and I suffer + still from sleeplessness dreadfully. Alas for Sheldrake! Why, I + could not ride him if I had him; anything out of a walk would bring + on a spasm that would occasion me to drop from his back. I trust I + may be able to ride some time yet, but do not see my way. As for + shooting, you would see me disappear amongst the turnips in about + five minutes from exhaustion. But, however, I look forward with + hope, and with a will, shall try and make myself a better man; and + I am not yet incapable, thank God, to enjoy the society of a + friend, and hope you will find me out--no, not out, but at + home--should you come to London this autumn or winter. You must see + a pantomime, you know. I have one great consolation--that the air + of Yorkshire did my wife and children great good; and hoping that + you and all your kind relations at ... are well, + + "Believe me, + + "Yours faithfully, + + "JOHN LEECH." + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV. + +MILLAIS AND LEECH. + + +The way to a certain place is said to be paved with good intentions. If +that be so, a large space in the pavement must be filled by intentions +to write the life of Leech. In the Dean of Rochester--the intimate +friend of the artist when known as the Rev. Reynolds Hole--the intention +still exists, as I gather from a letter received from him in reply to my +appeal for assistance. The Dean tells me he possesses "above a hundred +letters" by Leech--one and all denied to me--barred by the "intention," +which seems to have come to life again, after being resigned by him many +years ago in favour of Dr. John Brown; who in his turn relegated his +intention to its place in the pavement. + +I think it was about the year 1882 that, when calling on my old friend +Sir John Millais, I was introduced to a Mr. Evans, who was presented to +me as a literary man engaged in writing the life of Leech--a stranger to +Millais in quest of information. Though I felt that Millais, in the +genial and hearty way peculiar to him, over-estimated the importance of +my assistance in his advice to Mr. Evans to tax my memory, "and he would +find the tax paid in full," I promised to try to remember something of +interest, and communicate with him further. The result of the "taxation" +was a paper, which I sent to the address given to me at Manchester. + +Years passed, and as I heard nothing I concluded that the Evans life was +abandoned, and thought no more of the matter. Alas! events proved that +the Evans intention was destined to take its place amongst the others, +for the promoter died; but not till he had collected a quantity of +material, to which I have been greatly indebted in writing this memoir. +After my interview with Mr. Evans at Millais', I never saw or heard from +him, except in acknowledgment of my contribution; and it is strange to +me, that with every requisite for the carrying out of the intention, +into which, judging from his manner, he entered enthusiastically and +lovingly, he should have made such little way with it--probably from +ill-health--when the material fell into the hands of Messrs. Bentley, +and from theirs into mine. + +Amongst the papers I found the following from Sir John Millais, of all +the friends of Leech one of the dearest, the most loving and steadfast, +and the best able to appreciate his qualities as an artist and a man. In +a letter to Mr. Evans--February, 1882--Millais says: + +"I knew John Leech intimately, and I think saw more of him than any +other of his friends. He was one of the very best gentlemen I ever knew, +with an astounding appreciation of everything sad or humorous. He was +both manly and gentle, nervous and brave, and the most delightful +companion that ever lived. I loved John Leech (and another who is also +gone) better than any other friends I have known." + +In a further communication, Sir John says: + +"I will endeavour to find some letters which may be of interest. +Unfortunately, I have given most of them away at the time I received +them, many containing sketches; I cannot remember now where they are. I +am sure I had more than anyone, as I was for years his daily companion. +There is another friend of his--Percival Leigh, attached to +_Punch_--whom you do not mention. You should see him, as he could give +you a great deal of information. Mr. Adams was a hunting friend, and +many times Leech and myself stayed with him. Mr. Parry was the master of +the Puckeridge hounds, and most of the hunting sketches were the upshot +of scenes in Hertfordshire. + +"Leech stayed with me twice in Scotland, and out of those visits came +Mr. Briggs's exploits in deer-stalking, salmon-fishing, and +grouse-shooting. + +"The late Duke of Athole asked him to Blair, and took him for a +deer-drive. Previously to that there had been a good deal written in the +papers against the Duke, in consequence of his Grace having stopped two +University men from crossing the forest; and Leech made a drawing in +_Punch_ by no means complimentary of the Duke, who was represented +turning back the tourists, exclaiming, 'I am the regular Do-Dhu.' But +you must turn to _Punch_, and you will find the illustration for +yourself. I speak from memory as to the exact words; but I well +recollect Leech, in his jocose way, asking me whether I thought he would +be safe in the Duke's hands after that squib. I afterwards heard his +Grace was delighted with it, and carried the woodcut about in his pocket +to show to his friends. + +"I have seen Leech make his first sketch (of which I have specimens), +and trace them on to the block, scores of times. The first was rapid; +but on the wood he was very deliberate, knowing how necessary clearness +of execution is to the engraver. + +"The late Mr. Trelawney--the intimate friend of Byron and +Shelley--speaking one day to me of his recollections, said that Shelley +and Leech were the two men he had loved best, and that he cared to know +me only because I was a great friend of the man he admired so much." + +Here I may interpose to remind my readers that the figure of the sailor +in Millais' superb picture of the North-West Passage was painted from +Trelawney, who is supposed to say, "It should be done, and England must +do it." The man's head, painted with all Millais' power, is a most +perfect likeness of Shelley's friend. + +Millais goes on to tell us that "some of the happiest days we spent +together were at the Peacock Inn at Baslow, in Derbyshire, close to +Chatsworth, where every kindness was shown to Leech by the Duke and Sir +Joseph Paxton--shooting, fishing, and cricketing." + +I again interpose to say that the portrait given as frontispiece to +this volume was drawn on one of the "happy days" at the Peacock Inn at +Baslow. + +"We played together in a match with a neighbouring village, and at a +supper which he gave to the teams he sang 'King Death' with becoming +gravity, and was much entertained by the local amorous ditties sung by +the young farmers." + +In further advice to Mr. Evans, Sir John says: + +"You cannot dwell too much on his tender anxiety for his wife and +children, almost distressing at times to those about him." + +The great painter continues: + +"I should tell you that he was always careful in his dress, and always +went to the best houses for everything he purchased, probably from +having early in life discovered the wisdom of such a course--see his +satire of everything shoddy--but chiefly from inherent good taste. His +choice was so quiet that one only _felt_ he was perfectly attired. Leech +was six feet high, slim, well but rather delicately made. Strangers felt +when they were introduced to him that they were in the presence of a +gentleman grave and courteous always, and a merry fellow when harmless +fun was demanded. Like Landseer, he had the power of telling a story in +the fewest words, and with astonishing effect upon his hearers; but as +a rule he was averse to taking the initiative in conversation. He would +sit placidly smoking his cigar in an easy-chair, and only chime in to +cap what was said by some voluble speaker, and then retire again into +the full enjoyment of his weed and silence." + +In his evidence before a Committee of the House of Commons which was +formed to inquire into the constitution and working of the Royal +Academy, with a view to certain changes in that body, Millais said that +he thought Leech was deserving of full membership in the institution, +for, indeed, said he: + +"Very few of us painters will leave behind us such good and valuable +work as he has left--work which is in great part historical. His +appreciation of the pathetic was as strong as his sense of the +ridiculous, and you will never find a bit of false sentiment in anything +he did." + +Landseer is reported to have said--after expressing enthusiastic +admiration of Leech's genius--that the worst thing he ever did deserved +to be framed and placed before students as an example for their +emulation and improvement. Sir John Millais concludes his remarks upon +his friend--remarks for which I am sure my readers will be as grateful +as I am--by a few pathetic words heralding the sad and final scene: + +"He became so nervous latterly that he used to take my arm when we were +walking together, jerking it perceptibly at any sudden noise, or at any +vehicle passing rapidly near us; lingering an unnecessary time at the +street crossings; and the morning he came from Thackeray's house, on +coming downstairs after seeing his dead friend, he said, 'I also shall +die suddenly.' + +"I arrived from a Continental tour," concludes Millais, "the day of his +death, and by arrangement went immediately to his house to dine with +him. His wife told me he had been asking for me; but I did not think it +wise to disturb him then. A little later I returned, ran upstairs to his +bedside, and found him dead." + + + + +CHAPTER XXV. + +MR. H. O. NETHERCOTE AND JOHN LEECH. + + +For the following interesting paper my readers are indebted to Mr. +Nethercote, of Moulton Grange, Northamptonshire, who sent it to my +predecessor, Mr. Evans, amongst whose Leech material I found it. As Mr. +Nethercote's anecdotes were intended for publication, I reproduce them +without alteration or abbreviation. Mr. Nethercote and Leech were at +Charterhouse together. + +"Leech," says his friend, "was the most popular boy in the school, and +the margins of his grammars were a delight to boyish eyes. After leaving +Charterhouse I lost sight of him for many years; but through the medium +of our common friend Reynolds, now Canon Hole, we came together again +when he was living in Brunswick Square, and we frequently met at each +other's houses. On one occasion, after telling me of his sufferings +from street bands, he said: + +"'May I come to you with wife and family for a few days? I am dying of +"Dixie's Land."' + +"He came, and the very first day after dinner, on taking our evening +stroll round the garden, our ears were greeted with the hateful tune! +The village band had just mastered the homicidal air, and were +inadvertently making themselves _particeps crimines_ in the murder of my +friend. I shall never forget his delightful smile as, when the doleful +tune burst upon our ears, he said: + +"'Ah, well! "Dixie's Land" in Brunswick Square and "Dixie's Land" at +Moulton Grange are two very different tunes; in the latter case a mile +of atmosphere intervenes between it and me, and in the former I was in +the very bowels of it.' + +"He was fond of going to see a meet with hounds, but he was no rider. He +once asked me to sell him a horse I was riding, on the ground of its +apparent quietness. I declined doing this because it was not right in +its wind. + +"'All the better,' said he; 'it will not be able to run away far;' and +he bought it. + +"He was fond of being here (at Moulton Grange), and used to enjoy taking +quiet rides along the lanes, and over the many-acred, well-gated grass +fields, full of heavy Hertford and Devon cattle; and many a delightful +chat have I had with him _in rebus Punchibus_, its contributors, +artists, publishers, editors, etc. I am inclined to think that the man +he liked best in the world was R. Hole, and then Thackeray and Millais; +but of course I cannot say this with any certainty." + +I stop Mr. Nethercote's narrative for a moment for Mrs. Leech to be +heard; that lady assured Canon Hole--now Dean of Rochester--after +Leech's death, that the two men whom her husband loved best in the world +were himself and Millais. Thackeray was asked to name the man he loved +above all others, and he named Leech; but on another occasion, when he +was asked the same question by his daughter, as recorded in Fitzgerald's +"Memoirs," he said: + +"Why, Fitz, to be sure; and next to him Brookfield." + +We will now listen again to Mr. Nethercote, who says: + + "By his desire I accompanied him one night to see 'Lord Dundreary,' + and I shall never forget his dismay on seeing that neither the + farce nor the acting had 'fetched' me. He could not understand my + feeling that the whole thing was non-natural, and that no lord who + ever lived was half so great a fool as Lord Dundreary. + + "On one occasion he was staying at Moulton Grange on the eve of the + great fight between Tom Sayers and Heenan. A lady of great beauty, + one of the party, was enlarging overnight on the brutality of all + prize-fights, and expressed a hope that this fight might be + prevented. On hearing of Sayers' conduct in the fight, the lady + could not help expressing her admiration of his bravery, whereon + Leech made a charming sketch of his fair friend crowning Sayers + with a laurel-wreath, and entitled it 'Beauty crowning Valour.' + + "I need not say how greatly the sketch is valued by its possessors. + + "Leech used to like hearing his work criticised by friendly + amateurs, and seemed to take in and, as it were, masticate their + comments. + + "I remember once, over our after-dinner cigar, telling him that I + considered he failed in portraying the periphery of a wheel--that + he made it over-fluffy--and failed also in drawing a stake and + bound fence. + + "The latter he admitted, and begged me to find him a model to + study. This I did, and an excellent 'stake and bound' appeared in + the _Punch_ of the following Wednesday. + + "He stuck to his wheel, and doubtless he was right and I was wrong. + + "The last letter I received from him was in reply to an invitation + to come for a week's shooting. I knew that he had been ill, and + hoped it might do him good. His answer was: + + "'Shoot, my dear Nethercote; I couldn't walk round a turnip.' + + "When that was written the end was not far off. The news reached me + as I left home to hunt, and heavy indeed was my heart all that day, + and for many a succeeding one, and still is when I think of him, + the warmest-hearted, most generous, gracious, kindly, hospitable, + endearing friend that man ever had. + + "Such are some of the recollections of my dear friend, written off + in a hurry. If they prove of any use to you, you are most welcome + to them. + + "H. O. NETHERCOTE. + + "October 12, 1885." + + +MR. ASHBY STERRY. + +The name which heads the few words below is one that is very familiar as +the writer of many charming verses; and it is no wonder that Mr. Evans, +on discovering the sonnet addressed to Miss Rosie Leech, should have +mistaken the source of its inspiration, the more readily, as Miss Leech +was christened Ada Rose. + +In the belief that my readers will be glad to have the verses, and Mr. +Ashby Sterry's account of their production, I add them to Mr. Sterry's +sympathetic appreciation of Leech. + +"For as long as I can remember, I have had the most profound admiration +for the genius of John Leech," says Mr. Sterry; "and he gave me as much +delight in my childhood as he subsequently did when I became a man. I am +grieved to say that I hardly knew him at all; it was many years after +his death that I became connected with _Punch_. I should be most happy +for you to quote the lines to Miss Rosie Leech; they, however, do not +refer to John Leech's daughter. Several girls that I knew some years ago +reminded me forcibly of the works of various artists. I sketched their +portraits in sonnets, and added their Christian name to the surname of +the master they represented." + +Rosie was emphatically a "Leech girl" in all respects, and one that he +would have gloried in drawing. + + +"MISS ROSIE LEECH. + + "Down on the sands there strolls a merry maid, + Aglow with ruddy health and gladsome glee; + She breasts the breezes of the summer sea, + And lets each zephyr trifle with each braid; + Laughs gaily as her petticoats evade + Her girlish grasp and wildly flutter free, + As, bending to some boisterous decree, + The neatest foot and ankle are displayed. + Her rounded youthful figure you may trace + Half pouting, as rude Boreas unfurls + A wealth of snowy frillery and lace, + A glory of soft golden-rippled curls. + Comes blushing with a rare unconscious grace, + The bonniest of England's bonny girls!" + + +MR. H. CHOLMONDELEY PENNELL AND LEECH. + +"PUCK ON PEGASUS." + +Mr. C. Pennell (_loquitur_): "My acquaintance began with his making some +illustrations for my book 'Puck on Pegasus.' I found him liberal to +generosity in all his professional dealings with me. Indeed, I have +since ascertained that, seeing I was a débutant in literature, he only +let me pay him about half his usual price--a generosity in which he was +equalled by my friend Mr. John Tenniel. The charming drawings of these +two inimitable artists on wood were, I have not the slightest doubt, +the principal cause of the success of the verses to which they were so +unequally mated. + +"The Athenæum, I recollect, whilst using the scalping-knife freely on +the letterpress, observed that 'the illustrations were of Leech's +loveliest.' Naturally, I have always felt towards Leech and Tenniel the +gratitude which a young author owes to men who, already famous +themselves, so frankly and generously first lent him a helping hand. + +"I think Mr. Tenniel and Mr. Leech were at the time I speak of great +friends, and I remember their once asking me to go down somewhere to +hunt with them--an invitation which I have since regretted not being +able to accept. Leech was an enthusiast about hunting, and hence his +admirable and accurate delineations of horses and hunting scenes. + +"He was a decidedly handsome man; tall, square, and well built, and in +manners delightfully genial and frank. I was young when I knew him, and +had not had much experience of the world; but I have often thought since +that he was one of the most fascinating men it has ever been my good +fortune to meet. + +"Out of the artists whose pencils graced the pages of 'Puck on Pegasus,' +not only those I have mentioned, but also Sir John Millais and Sir Noël +Paton, are, as everyone knows, striking instances of exceptional--well, +what shall I call it, to spare their blushes?--say 'good looks.' Since I +last met the 'Queen's Limner for Scotland,' his hair has become gray, +but, notwithstanding, as I told Lady Paton a few weeks ago, her husband +is still the handsomest man in North Britain. + +"The only little special circumstance I can recall of Leech's +'individualism,' so to speak, is the fondness he had for sitting half on +the table--one leg resting on the ground, and one dangling--the attitude +in which he is represented in the photograph I have of him." + +As the foregoing--found amongst Mr. Evans' Leech material--was evidently +intended for publication, I make no scruple in presenting it to my +readers. Without presuming to pose as a literary critic, I venture to +differ from the author of "Puck on Pegasus" where he relegates his +rhymes so far to the limbo of poetical failures as to claim for their +chief merit that of having been the cause of some most admirable +illustrations. Mr. Cholmondeley Pennell was unusually fortunate in all +his illustrators; but surely such brilliantly clever youthful efforts as +"Puck on Pegasus" displayed well deserved their good fortune. I confess +I was disappointed in finding two drawings only which, from internal +evidence, I can attribute to Leech; these, and, indeed, most of the +others, strange to say, are unsigned. + +Readers of Longfellow will, I think, agree with me that the "Song of +In-the-Water" is an admirable imitation of the manner of the American +poet's "Hiawatha," without the caricature, not to say vulgarity, which +so often disfigures those attempts. + +The "Song of In-the-Water" is short, and I am tempted to treat my +readers to the whole of it. + +I also note the delightful little initial letter W, pictorially +rendered, evidently by Doyle: + + "When the summer night descended + Sleepy, on the white witch water, + Came a lithe and lovely maiden, + Gazing on the silent water-- + Gazing on the gleaming river-- + With her azure eyes and tender + On the river glancing forward, + Till the laughing wave sprang upward, + Upward from his reedy hollow + With the lily in his bosom, + With his crown of water lilies-- + Curling every dimpled ripple + As he sprang into the starlight, + As he clasped her charmed reflection + Glowing to his crystal bosom, + As he whispered, 'Fairest, fairest, + Rest upon this crystal bosom!' + And she straightway did accordin';-- + Down into the water stept she, + Down into the wavering river, + Like a red deer in the sunset-- + Like a ripe leaf in the autumn: + From her lips, as rose-buds snow-filled, + Came a soft and dreamy murmur, + Softer than the breath of summer, + Softer than the murm'ring river, + Than the cooing of Cushawa-- + Sighs that melted as the snows melt, + Silently and sweetly melted; + Sounds that mingled with the crisping + Foam upon the billow resting: + Yet she spoke not, only murmured. + + "From the forest shade primeval, + Piggey-Wiggey looked out at her; + He, the very Youthful Porker-- + He, the Everlasting Grunter-- + Gazed upon her there, and wondered! + With his nose out, Rokey Pokey-- + And his tail up, Curley Wurley-- + Wondered what on earth the joke was, + Wondered what the girl was up to-- + What the deuce her little game was, + Why she didn't squeak and grunt more! + And she floated down the river + Like a water-proof Ophelia; + FOR HER CRINOLINE SUSTAINED HER." + +We may look, and look in vain, through the long list of Leech's +delightful creations for anything more lovely, more exquisitely dainty, +than this floating damsel, with grace and charm in every line of her. I +am sure my readers will join me in gratitude to Mr. Pennell for having +given occasion for a picture that is "a joy for ever." + +Leech's remaining drawing illustrates a poem entitled "Rejected +Addresses," not in any way, I think, intended as a parody of any of the +celebrated "Rejected Addresses" of Messrs. Smith--addresses, it will be +remembered, that were written in the manner of various poets who +flourished early in this century. Mr. Pennell deals with a certain +Alderman, a Sir Toby, who was + + "An Alderman of the very first degree, + But neither wife nor son had he: + He had a daughter fair-- + And often said her father, 'Cis, + You shall be dubbed "my Lady," Miss, + When I am dubbed Lord Mayor.'" + +"Sir Gobble Grist" was the aged swain of parental choice, but, as is not +uncommon in such cases, the choice was not favoured by one of the +parties concerned in it. The Alderman was, however, peremptory, for he +says to the pretty Cis: + + "'The day I don the gown and chain, + In Hymen's modern Fetter Lane + You wed Sir Gobble Grist; + And whilst with pomp and pageant high + I scrape, and strut, and star it by + St. George's in the East, you'll try + St. George's in the West.' + + "Oh, vision of parental pride! + Oh, blessed Groom to such a Bride! + Oh, happy Lady Cis! + Yet sparks must always strike the match, + And miss may chance to lose her 'catch,' + Or he may catch _a miss_! + + "Such things do happen, here and there + When knights are old, and nymphs are fair, + And who can say they don't? + When Worldly takes the gilded pill, + And Dives stands and says, 'I will,' + AND BEAUTY SAYS, 'I WON'T.' + + * * * * * + + "Alas! that beaus will lose their spring, + And wayward belles refuse to 'ring,' + Unstruck by Cupid's dart! + Alas that--must the truth be told-- + Yet oft'ner has the archer sold + The 'white and red' to touch 'the gold,' + And Diamonds trumped the Heart! + + "That luckless heart! too soon misplaced, + Why is it that parental taste, + On sagest calculation based, + So rarely pleases Miss? + Let those who can the riddle read; + For me, I've no idea indeed, + No more, perhaps, had Cis. + + "It may be that she found Sir G. + Less tender than a swain should be,-- + Young--sprightly--witty--gay. + It might have been she thought his hat + Or head too round, or square, or flat, + Or empty--who can say? + + * * * * * + + "I know not! but the Parson waited, + The Bridegroom swore, the Groomsmen rated, + Till two o'clock or near;-- + Then home again in rage and wrath, + Whilst pretty Cis--was rattling North + With Jones the Volunteer!" + +Surely the poet has no occasion to blush for these verses, or to think +that they needed Leech's aid to preserve them. To me they seem admirable +of their kind, and well worthy of affording employment for Leech's +inimitable pencil; and how perfectly has he realized for us the happy +pair! Let us hope that pretty Cis has made a prudent choice in the +handsome Volunteer, whose uneasy glance conveys a fear that the journey +'due North' may still be interrupted. To those who desire to read +sprightly verse, and to see the verse illustrated with very uncommon +perfection by such artists as Doyle, Millais, Tenniel, Sir Noël Paton, +and others, I heartily commend "Puck on Pegasus." + +On Tuesday, the 25th of October, 1864, I dined at the house of Mr. +Hills, in Queen Ann Street. The party consisted of several gentlemen, +most of whose names I forget. I think Landseer and Millais were amongst +the guests. I am sure Leech was, for I sat next to him. I cannot say I +noticed much difference in his appearance; he was perhaps even quieter +than usual, and when he joined in general conversation I fancied I +noticed a slight change in his deep voice, which seemed to me to have a +kind of far-away sound in it, more noticeable still when he spoke to me. +I heard he had not been well, and, in reply to my inquiry, he said he +should be well enough if he could get away from the horrible noises that +never seemed to cease in his neighbourhood. Back and front of his house, +he said, noises of all kinds were incessant; his servant's time was +taken up in sending away street musicians; the cries of the hawkers were +awful, work was impossible to him except under agonizing conditions--a +butcher's cart passed and repassed his house repeatedly with a dog in it +that barked continually. He then mentioned other nuisances, and +concluded his grievances with a sentence which I can never forget. +"Rather, Frith," he said, "than continue to be tormented in this way, I +would prefer to go to the grave where there is no noise." Before that +day week his desire was accomplished, his ever-to-be-honoured grave had +received him, and he was deaf to all noises for evermore. + +Leech's doctors had warned him against excitement of any kind; he was +forbidden to ride on horseback or to walk rapidly; and he was told that, +if he would cease to work, and dismiss all anxiety from his mind, they +had good hope of his recovery. Cease to work and dismiss anxiety! What +vain words to a man who was consumed by the desire to raise money, which +nothing but work would bring! And for whom were these dying energies put +forth? Clearly not for himself or "his own household." + +The day before his death Leech went to see Dr. Quain, who again +prescribed absolute rest as his only chance. And how did the poor fellow +follow this advice? He went home and wrote to the _Punch_ office, saying +that a messenger might be sent for a drawing in progress, which "he +would finish if he could." Strange to say, the fancy was as bright and +the imagination as powerful as ever, and, for the moment, the hand +itself had lost none of its cunning; but the physical strength failed +utterly, and the pencil fell from that wonderful hand for ever. The +messenger came, and was sent empty away. + +On the day of his death--having spent the rest of the previous day, +after his failure to complete the _Punch_ drawing, in bed--he begged to +be allowed to draw. "It would amuse me," he said. A medical friend who +was present gave a reluctant permission, and seeing no immediate +appearance of danger, the doctor left him to his amusement. "Instead, +however, of beginning at once," says Miss Leech, "he threw himself upon +a couch in the room, and after a little while he was persuaded to go to +bed and keep himself perfectly quiet. This he did, but scarcely had he +composed himself for sleep than he suddenly started up and, calling to +his father and sister, fell back and expired in their arms without a +sigh." + +Thus, on the 29th of October, 1864, died John Leech, done to death by +overwork in his anxiety for others, who, let us hope, were worthy of the +sacrifice. It is not too much to say that the death of this inimitable +artist was a sorrow to all English-speaking people, and no less to many +foreign peoples, who--"as one touch of nature makes the whole world +kin"--fully relished the beauty, truth, and humour of all Leech's work. +Of this we have ample proof in the elaborately appreciative remarks of +French and German writers. Among the former, M. Ernest Chesnau, in the +_Gazette des Beaux Arts_ of June, 1875, has an exhaustive article on +Leech and his works--too long for reproduction here. Of the loving +sympathy felt by his German brethren, the following tribute from the +German _Punch_--the _Kladderadatsch_--offers ample evidence. It is +entitled "A Cypress Branch for the Tomb of John Leech." + +"Poor John! Thy German brethren, too, stand in the shape of a weeping +willow at thy grave, for our locks are turned to mourning branches that +droop down over thy simple cross. Ungrudgingly we behold thy glory, thy +'like nature' which stirred up the foul carp-pond of life. We remember +thy fox-hunting and angling gentlemen, thy ladies, the pretty ones and +the declining, thy blue stockings, thy gentlemen, thy volunteers, thy +sportsmen, thy Flunkeiana, and thy immortal Mr. Briggs, this pearl of +English _bonhommie_. Mr. Punch, too, whose greatest ornament thou wert, +sits mourning on thy tomb. He has cast off his merry Punchinello +costume, and is nothing but a sorrowing old man. Farewell, merry John, +thou boy of endless good-humour. + +"We erect this little monument in thy own spirit, with an eye that +laughs through tears, for after thou hadst conquered the first bitter +pangs of death, thou must surely at thy last moment have smiled at +leaving this miserable world." + +[Illustration] + +The English journals vied with each other in expressions of sorrow for +this irreparable loss. The death of Garrick, said Dr. Johnson, "eclipsed +the gaiety of nations." How much more truly this may be said of the +premature death of Leech! Never was man so loved and honoured by his +personal friends, never was a man's death more sincerely mourned than +that of "dear, kind John Leech" by those who had the delightful +privilege of knowing intimately all the endearing qualities of his heart +and mind. See what that great man, who was so soon to follow him to the +grave, says, and think what the simple words imply! Says Dickens, in a +letter to Forster written a few days after Leech's death, "I have not +done my number ('Our Mutual Friend'). This death of poor Leech has put +me out woefully." + +It was predicted that Leech's death would be death to _Punch_. How false +and foolish that prophecy was, none knew so well as Leech himself; but +while admitting to the full the great talent of the present _Punch_ +staff of artists, it cannot be denied that Leech's place is vacant, and +I assume the prophetic mantle and proclaim (I hope mistakenly) that it +will never be filled. It should always be borne in mind that though it +is impossible to exaggerate the benefit that _Punch_ derived from +Leech's pencil, the artist is also deeply indebted to _Punch_ for the +exceptional opportunities the peculiar character of the paper offered +for the display of his powers. The fact is, the paper and the +illustrations were exactly suited to each other, and always worked +harmoniously together. + +That Leech's death would be keenly felt by all connected with _Punch_ +goes without saying, and if tears are evidences of grief, those that +fell from the eyes of the whole of the staff as they stood round Leech's +grave gave full assurance of their sorrow. + +On the 3rd of November, by a notice in the daily papers, the public were +informed that the funeral of John Leech would take place at Kensal Green +on the following day. At two o'clock on the afternoon of the 4th, great +crowds of people lined the ways from the chapel to the grave, which was +already surrounded by the friends and acquaintances of the dead. The +pall-bearers were Mark Lemon, Shirley Brooks, Tom Taylor, J. E. Millais, +R.A., Horace Mayhew, M. Evans (Bradbury and Evans, of _Punch_), John +Tenniel, F. C. Burnand, Samuel Lucas, and Henry Silver (all members of +the staff or contributors to _Punch_). These were followed by John +Leech, the artist's father; Dr. Quain, poor Leech's unwearied attendant +in his illness; Charles Keene, George Du Maurier, and others, all more +or less associated with Leech in their relation to _Punch_. In +attendance were Charles Dickens, W. H. Russell, Perceval Leigh, Edmund +Yates, Charles F. Adams, German Reed, H. K. Browne ('Phiz'), Thomas +Landseer, A.R.A., George Cruikshank, Godfrey Turner, Creswick (the +tragedian), Marcus Stone, J. Phillip, R.A., W. P. Frith, R.A., and many +others. The red coats of two soldiers made bright spots amongst the +sombre crowd. The service for the dead was read by the Rev. S. R. Hole, +now Dean of Rochester, whose warm friendship for Leech distressingly +affected him in his delivery of the solemn passages in the burial +service. The last words had scarcely ceased when we crowded together, +and without a dry eye amongst us, as we took our farewell look into the +resting-place of the man we loved so well. One tomb only divides the +graves of Thackeray and Leech. Of both these men it may be justly said +that, like Saul and Jonathan of old, "they were beautiful in their +lives," and but a short time and a small space divide them in their +deaths. + +Leech's wife and children soon followed him to the grave; and though, to +the surprise and regret of all who knew of the immense mass of work that +he produced, he was unable to leave even a moderate fortune behind him, +it is satisfactory to know that his family did not suffer. Anything +approaching privation was warded off by means which it is not necessary +to particularize. + +The whole world is the inheritor under the will of Leech; and what a +legacy he has bequeathed! Posterity will be able to study us in our +habits as we lived, in our pleasures and our pains, in our follies and +eccentricities, in our sports and amusements--in short, in every +condition of life, high and low. A type, or types, of every class, from +the very poor to the very rich, from the beggar to the King, spring +perfect from Leech's pencil. He revels in beauty; tenderness and manly +strength combine in his works, as they did in himself, a love of what is +good and pure, and a hatred of the ignoble and the base is shown in all +he drew, and in every act of his private life. My endeavour in these +pages has been to convey to those to whom Leech will be but a name, as +clear an idea as lay in my power of the "life and character" of the +author of the matchless works which will be a delight for all time. +Death only sanctifies the loving memory in which Leech will be held by +those who knew him. The kindly and intelligent of future generations +will, I hope and believe, not only appreciate the humour and character, +the fun and frolic, in Leech's drawings, but discover also the +delightful nature of their producer in many a tender touch, in many a +good-natured rendering of matter that was susceptible in other hands of +severe or vulgar treatment; and if I can create for him something of the +affectionate regard in the future that is universally felt for him in +the present, my object in writing this imperfect memoir will be +attained. + +[Illustration] + + + + +FOOTNOTES: + + +[A] I regret to say that, from the nature of the material in +which this early drawing is made, it has been found impossible of +reproduction.] + + + + +BILLING AND SONS, PRINTERS, GUILDFORD. + +_J. D. & Co._ + + + + +Transcriber's Notes: + + +Hyphenation has been standardised. + +"Duval" has been changed to "Derval" on page 57 for consistency. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of John Leech, His Life and Work, Vol. II +(of II), by William Powell Frith + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 41018 *** |
