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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Confessions of a Young Lady, by Richard Marsh
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-Title: Confessions of a Young Lady
- Her Doings and Misdoings
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-Author: Richard Marsh
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- Confessions of a
- Young Lady
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-
- By The Same Author
-
- CURIOS
- THE MAGNETIC GIRL
- ADA VERNHAM, ACTRESS
- Mrs MUSGRAVE AND HER HUSBAND
- Miss ARNOTT'S MARRIAGE
-
- * * * * *
-
- John Long, Publisher, London
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-
-
- Confessions of a Young Lady
-
- _Her Doings and Misdoings_
-
-
- By
-
- Richard Marsh
-
- Author of
-
- "The Beetle," etc.
-
-
-
-
- London
- John Long
- 13 & 14 Norris Street, Haymarket
- [_All Rights Reserved_]
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- _First Published in_ 1905
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-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- I. A Wonderful Girl.
-
- II. Cupid's Messenger.
-
- III. The Ogre.
-
- IV. The Handwriting.
-
- V. The People's Stock Exchange.
-
- VI. Breaking the Ice.
-
- VII. A Girl Who Couldn't.
-
- VIII. The Princess Margaretta.
-
- IX. The End of His Holiday.
-
- X. The Girl and the Boy.
-
- XI. A Mutual Affinity.
-
- XII. Magical Music.
-
- XIII. A Runaway Wife.
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-
- Confessions of a Young Lady
-
-
-
-
- I
-
- A WONDERFUL GIRL
-
-
-As a small girl I must have been a curiosity. At least I hope so.
-Because if I was only an average child what a time parents, and
-guardians, and schoolmistresses, and those sort of persons, must have
-of it. To this hour I am a creature of impulse. But then--! I did a
-thing; started to regret it when it was about half done; and if I ever
-thought at all about the advisability of doing it, it was certainly
-only when everything was over.
-
-Take the case of my very fleeting association with Bradford's Royal
-Theatre.
-
-So far as I can fix it, at the time I must have been about twelve. A
-small, elf-like creature, with eyes which were ever so much too big
-for my face, and a mass of unruly, very dark brown, hair. Some people
-have told me that then it was black. But I doubt it. For there are
-those who tell me that it is black now, which I have the very best of
-reasons for knowing it is not. At that school they called me The
-Witch; in allusion, I believe, not only to my personal appearance but
-also to my uncanny goings-on.
-
-The school was in a Sussex village. To that village there used to come
-each year a travelling theatre. It took the form of a good-sized
-oblong tent, which was erected in a field which was attached to the
-Half Moon Hotel. I imagine that the whole countryside must have
-patronised Bradford's Royal Theatre, because sometimes it would stay
-there for two months at a time. It put in its first appearance, so far
-as I was concerned, during my second term at Miss Pritchard's school.
-We girls were not supposed to know anything about it. But well do I
-remember the awe with which I used to gaze at the exceedingly dingy
-canvas structure as we passed it in our walks. And once when Nelly
-Haynes, with whom I was walking, pointing to an individual who was
-lounging in his shirt sleeves at the entrance to the field, observed
-that that was one of the principal actors--though what she knew about
-it I have not the faintest notion--I could not have stared at him with
-greater curiosity had he been the Slave of Aladdin's Wonderful Lamp.
-
-Even yet, when I am in the mood, I read everything in the way of print
-that I can lay my hand on. In that respect, also, I fear that the girl
-was mother to the woman. I had recently come across an article in a
-magazine treating of infant phenomena; I am not quite sure if the
-plural ought to be written with an _a_ or an _s_ when using the word
-in that particular sense; but, any way, I will leave it. How I had
-lighted on the magazine I cannot remember. But I rather fancy that it
-must have been the property of one of the governesses, who had left it
-lying about, and that I borrowed it without going through the form of
-asking leave. I know that I took it to a corner of the orchard of
-which we had the freedom when there was no fruit upon the trees, and
-that I devoured that article. It was all about precocious children.
-Recording how Mozart had composed masses--whatever they were!--at the
-age of two, or less, and how some little girl had won fame as a dancer
-at the age of three, or perhaps a trifle more. But in particular it
-told of the Infant Roscius. The story of that Wonderful Boy--he was
-throughout alluded to as The Wonderful Boy--set my brain in a whirl. I
-do not think that I have read much--if anything--about William Henry
-West Betty since; but I do believe that I recollect nearly all that I
-read then. He took London by storm when he was twelve years old; my
-age! the tale of my own years nearly to a tick! As Selim in
-_Barbarossa_--when one thinks of it, it must have been a wonderful
-part in a truly wonderful play for that Wonderful Boy!--the whole
-world of wit, and wealth, and fashion was at his feet. In the course
-of a single season he gained over seventeen thousand pounds.
-
-Those are facts and figures for you. Especially were they facts and
-figures for me then. By the time I had reached the end of that article
-my mind was firmly resolved upon one point--that I would be an Infant
-Phenomenon. There should be a Wonderful Girl as well as a Wonderful
-Boy. It seemed clear to me that girls, of the proper type, might be
-made quite as attractive as boys. The mystery was that there should
-not have been a Wonderful Girl already. But the want should be
-immediately supplied.
-
-Of course, one or two difficulties were in the way. I had never acted
-myself, or seen anybody else act, and knew as much about plays as
-about Mars. And then Betty was encouraged; while I had an inward
-conviction that that would not be the case with me. Under these
-circumstances I did not quite see, at the moment, how I was to play
-the principal part at Covent Garden, nor even begin to charm the
-world--as young Betty had done--at a theatre in Ireland. But not for
-one moment did I allow myself to be daunted by considerations of that
-kind.
-
-I think it was the very next day--my enthusiasm lasted all through the
-night, which was not always the case, for I have gone to sleep
-intending to marry a missionary and woke up bent on being a queen of
-the cannibals--that Fate threw in my way the very opportunity I
-wanted--at Bradford's Royal Theatre.
-
-I imagine that it must have been pretty bad weather about that time.
-When it was not raining it was blowing; and when, as the Irishman
-said, it was doing neither, it was doing both. Climatic conditions
-unfavourably affected the attendance at Bradford's Royal Theatre. I
-know such was the case because I heard the governesses saying so. It
-all comes back to me. It was after morning lessons; I was in the
-schoolroom writing to someone at home--in those days I was a
-tremendous correspondent--and some of the governesses were talking
-together close to where I sat. They paid no attention to the pair of
-large ears attached to the small person close at hand. The theme of
-their conversation was Bradford's Royal Theatre, and they were
-expressing their fears that things had lately gone very badly with the
-company thereof. Two remarks stick in my memory:--that on one occasion
-there had only been one and ninepence taken at the door; and that at
-the close of a recent week there had been less than two pounds to
-divide among seven people. What warrant they had for their statements
-I cannot say. But I know that they made a vivid impression on me at
-the time. And when they spoke of certain individuals being in actual
-want, it was all I could do to refrain from showing more interest in
-the topic under discussion than, under the circumstances, would have
-been discreet.
-
-Because, as I listened, it burst in upon me in one of those sudden
-flashes of illumination to which I was singularly liable that here was
-the very opening I wanted. Here was a chance to figure, in a double
-sense, as a Wonderful Girl.
-
-On the one hand I would dower these unfortunate people with the wealth
-of which they stood so much in need; on the other, I would take the
-world by storm. At Bradford's Royal Theatre, in the guise of a
-benevolent fairy, I would commence that career compared to which that
-of the Infant Roscius would be as nothing.
-
-I did not stop to consider--it was not my custom. Stealing from the
-schoolroom, taking my hat from its peg, crossing the playground,
-paying no attention to the girls who spoke to me, through the gate out
-into the road, I marched right straight away to Bradford's Royal
-Theatre.
-
-When I think of it I hardly know whether to laugh or cry. The eager
-little creature that I was, with my heart swelling in my bosom, my
-head full of unutterable things, striding along the country road, now
-breaking into a run, now compelled to relax my speed for want of
-breath. It must have been nearly one o'clock, our dinner-time at
-school. I remember that I had twopence in my pocket. I fancy that at
-Miss Pritchard's--my first boarding-school--my allowance was
-threepence a week; and as that was paid on Saturday, and I still had
-twopence left, it is probable that I adventured in the regions of
-infant phenomena upon a Monday. My way lay past a solitary shop. I got
-hungry as I walked--in those days I did get hungry--the presence of
-that shop brought the fact vividly home to me. I paused to see what
-might be bought. My instinct pointed to sweets. Just as I was about to
-follow my instinct I perceived, on a dish in the corner of the window,
-a German sausage--or rather, a portion of one. I thought of the hungry
-folk at Bradford's Royal Theatre. My mind was made up on the instant.
-Into the shop I went and asked for two pennyworths of German sausage.
-Whoever it was that served me must have stared, for I can hardly have
-looked like an individual who might be expected to make a purchase of
-the kind. But, anyhow, I got what I desired, and with it in my hand,
-wrapped in a piece of newspaper, I pursued my way.
-
-I would not only present these unfortunates with the first-fruits of
-my great gifts, I would furnish them with food as well.
-
-Whether, while I was being served with that German sausage, I had time
-to begin to reflect, I cannot say, but I have a clear recollection
-that, after quitting that emporium of commerce, my steps were not
-marked by that enthusiasm which had originally sent me speeding like
-an arrow from a bow. Probably the whole distance was not more than
-three-quarters of a mile, and of that less than two hundred yards
-remained. But that two hundred yards took me longer than all the rest
-had done.
-
-I was beginning--positively--to be afraid. When I reached a point at
-which the histrionic temple was only on the other side of the road I
-stood still. I was conscious of considerable reluctance to cross from
-the side on which I was to the side on which it was. For one thing, I
-was appalled by the peculiar dreariness of its appearance. I could not
-fancy the Infant Roscius commencing his career in that. The tent
-itself did look so shabby; the living waggons, which stood
-disconsolately together in the mud, were so much in want of painting;
-about the whole there was such an atmosphere of meanness, such a
-wealth of mire, that my heart began to sink. A small girl ran from the
-tent to a waggon, and from the waggon back to the tent. She struck me
-as being the dirtiest and most disreputable-looking creature I had
-ever seen. I called to her, meaning to give her that twopennyworth of
-German sausage and then retire, postponing the opening of my career
-until a future time. But either I did not call loud enough or she was
-in too much haste to heed. She disappeared without a glance in my
-direction.
-
-The moment she was gone sudden consciousness of the shameful thing
-that I would do swept over me. I had come to help those poor people,
-and just because they evidently were so much in want of help I
-proposed to leave them to their fate. Was I attempting to quiet my
-conscience by pretending that it would be enough to present them with
-two pennyworths of German sausage? What--my thoughts flying back to
-what the governess had said--was two pennyworths of German sausage
-among seven? Why, I could eat it all myself--and more! Over the road I
-tore, clattered along the boards which formed a causeway through the
-thick, upstanding filth; in a flash was through the entrance and in
-the theatre.
-
-Then I paused. Without, the day was dull. Inside, to my unaccustomed
-eyes, all at first was darkness. I have not forgotten the anguish with
-which I began to realise some of the details of my surroundings. It
-was all so dreadful--so different to anything I had expected. To begin
-with, there was the smell. As the merest dot I never could stand
-odours of any kind. Even now, whoever presents me with a bottle of
-scent makes of me an enemy. That smelt as if all the bad air was kept
-in and all the good kept out. Then it was so small; to me it perhaps
-appeared smaller than it actually was, because I thought that Miss
-Pritchard's pupils would have filled it. And dirty, untidy,
-comfortless, beyond my powers of description. There was nothing on the
-ground to protect one's feet from the oozing damp. If the audience sat
-at all I could not think. I saw nothing in the way of seats, unless
-they were represented by some boards which were piled upon each other
-at one side. At one end, raised a little from the ground, was a
-platform of rough planks, so small that there could hardly have been
-room on it for half a dozen persons standing abreast. It never
-occurred to me till afterwards that that was the stage. I kept
-wondering where the stage was. I knew that theatres had stages.
-
-While, as they became used to the light, my keen young eyes were
-taking these things in, I perceived that the place had occupants.
-There were four men and three women. I should have put them down as
-the seven I had heard alluded to, had there not also been a litter of
-children. It was only the children who seemed to take any interest in
-me. They clustered round, a ragamuffin crowd, regarding me as if I
-were some strange beast. At last one of them exclaimed,--
-
-"Mother, here's a little girl!"
-
-The woman whom, I supposed, the child addressed, looked up from some
-potatoes which she was washing in a pail of water.
-
-"Well, little girl, what is it you're wanting?"
-
-The place, the people, their surroundings, everything was so
-altogether different to the vague something I had anticipated, that,
-like the creature of moods I was, I seemed, all at once, to have
-passed from a world of fact into a world of dream. It was like one in
-a dream I answered,--
-
-"I have come to be the Infant Roscius."
-
-Not unnaturally the lady who was washing the potatoes failed to
-understand.
-
-"What's that?" she demanded.
-
-I repeated my assertion.
-
-"I have come to be the Infant Roscius."
-
-Other of the grown-ups roused themselves to stare at me.
-
-"What's she talking about?" inquired a second woman, who had a baby at
-her breast.
-
-An elderly man, who was perched on the edge of the platform smoking a
-pipe, hazarded an explanation.
-
-"She's after tickets; that's what it is she wants."
-
-The potato washer seemed to be brightened by the hint.
-
-"Has your mother sent you to buy some tickets?"
-
-I shook my head solemnly.
-
-"I have come to act."
-
-"To--what?"
-
-That my appearance, words and manner together were creating some sort
-of a sensation I understood. That these were ignorant people I had
-already--with my wonted promptitude--concluded. It seemed to me that
-it would be necessary to treat them as children--and dull of
-comprehension at that--to whom I, as a grown-up person, had to
-explain, in the clearest possible manner, exactly what it was that had
-brought me there. This I at once proceeded to do, with what I have no
-doubt whatever was an air of ineffable superiority.
-
-"I am going to be a Wonderful Girl. I am nearly twelve, and Young
-Betty was only twelve, and he earned over seventeen thousand pounds in
-one season, and if I earn as much as that I will give it all to you."
-I paused--to reflect. "At least I would give you a great deal of it.
-Of course, I should like to keep some, because a Wonderful Girl mayn't
-go on long, and when I stop of course I should want to have a fortune
-to live upon, like Young Betty had. But still that wouldn't matter,
-because there'd be plenty for seven."
-
-Amid my confused imaginings I had pictured the announcement of my
-purpose being received with wild applause. Those who heard would cast
-themselves at my feet, throw their arms about me, and rain tears upon
-my head. Not that that sort of thing would be altogether agreeable.
-But something of the kind would have to be put up with. When people
-were beside themselves with gratitude at seeing themselves snatched
-from the gaping jaws of feelings had to be allowed them. If, however,
-the persons to whom my explanation was actually addressed were beside
-themselves with gratitude they managed to conceal the fact with
-astonishing success. It struck me that they did not understand me even
-yet, which showed that they must be excessively dull. More stupid even
-than the teeny weeny tots in the first class who could not be got to
-see things.
-
-The seven looked from me to each other, then back again to me. The
-woman with the baby repeated her former question, as if she had no
-sense of comprehension. I wondered if she was deaf.
-
-"What's she talking about?"
-
-The man who had dropped the hint about the tickets, descending from
-his perch upon the platform, came sauntering in my direction. As he
-moved he placed his hand against his forehead.
-
-"Barmy on the crumpet," he observed.
-
-What he meant I had not a notion. It moved a third woman, whose
-girth precluded any notion of her being on the verge of famine, to
-exclaim,--
-
-"Poor dear!"
-
-The potato washer began to put me through an examination.
-
-"What's your name?"
-
-"Molly Boyes."
-
-"Where d'ye live?"
-
-"West Marden."
-
-"You ain't come all the way from West Marden here?"
-
-"I've come from Miss Pritchard's school."
-
-The statement seemed to fill the man with illuminating light.
-
-"Ah, that's just what I thought! D'rectly I see her that's just what I
-thought. Miss Pritchard's--that's the girls' school on the Brighton
-road, house is inside a wall. I went there to try to get them for
-_Uncle Tom's Cabin_. First the lady said there wasn't to be no
-flogging, then that she couldn't possibly bring her pupils if there
-wasn't any chairs for them to sit up. I told Mr Biffin what she said.
-And he said, well there wasn't any chairs, and there was an end of
-it."
-
-The woman with the baby interposed an observation.
-
-"We should do better if there was chairs. It isn't likely that the
-front seat people will want to sit on boards."
-
-The big woman proffered a reminder.
-
-"On the front seats there's baize."
-
-Which the woman with the baby spurned.
-
-"What's baize?"
-
-The man addressed himself to me. He was a thin man, with iron-grey
-hair, and there was something about his face which made me think that
-though he was untidy, and I wished he would not wear such a very
-greasy cap, I might induce myself in time to like him. Never once did
-he remove his pipe from his mouth, nor his hands from his trouser
-pockets.
-
-"Well, Miss Boyes, it's a pity you should have come to act, seeing
-that there's a good many of us here that does that sort of thing
-already. The difficulty is to get people to come and see us do it. Do
-you think that many of your friends would come and see you act?"
-
-"Well, not many of my friends."
-
-"That, again, is unfortunate."
-
-"But strangers would."
-
-"It's that way with you, is it? With us it's different. We look to
-friends for our support. Strangers are sometimes disagreeable. What
-plays were you thinking of acting?"
-
-"I don't know any plays as yet. But I soon could."
-
-"Of course. That's easy enough. _Hamlet_, I suppose, and that kind of
-thing. And what sort of part were you thinking of playing?"
-
-"I really haven't thought."
-
-"No, you wouldn't, such a trifle being of no consequence. You weren't
-thinking of playing old women?"
-
-"Well, I don't think I could act old women. But I might try. Young
-Betty acted an old man."
-
-"Young Betty did. Is that so? And who might young Betty be? A friend
-of yours? That young lady over there, her name's Betty."
-
-He jerked his elbow towards the woman with the baby. I was shocked,
-although, having already taken their ignorance for granted, I was able
-to conceal my feelings with comparative ease.
-
-"He was a boy."
-
-"A boy? With a name like Betty? What was his father and mother up to
-then?"
-
-"His name was William Henry West Betty. He was the Infant Roscius."
-
-"Was he?"
-
-"He was The Wonderful Boy. I am going to be a Wonderful Girl."
-
-"You're that already. Seeing that you are a Wonderful Girl, what might
-have put it into your head to come here?"
-
-"You are very poor, aren't you?"
-
-"Poor? That's what you might call a leading question. We're not rich.
-Who told you we were poor?"
-
-"Didn't you only take one and ninepence at the door one night?"
-
-By this time general interest was being roused in our conversation. As
-soon as the words were out of my mouth I was aware that they had been
-heard with more attention than anything I yet had said. Though why
-that should be the case was beyond my capacity of perception.
-
-"Only took one and ninepence at the door one night, did we? Oh! Looks
-as if someone had been talking. From whom might you have heard that
-piece of news?"
-
-"And one week weren't there less than two pounds to divide among
-seven? You could not live on that. No one could. It's not to be done.
-It simply means starvation."
-
-I merely repeated, with all the earnestness of which I was capable,
-what I had heard the governesses saying. My remarks were followed by
-what even I felt was a significant silence. My interlocutor, bringing
-forward with his foot what looked like an empty egg-box, placed
-himself upon a corner. It creaked under his weight.
-
-"It would seem as if somebody knows almost as much about this temple
-of the drama as it knows about itself. And it certainly is true that,
-regarded as a week's earnings, two pounds isn't much between seven. So
-you thought--?"
-
-"I thought I'd come and help you."
-
-"Come and help us? By acting?"
-
-"If I'm going to be a Wonderful Girl--and I am going to be--it's quite
-time I was beginning. Young Betty was at the height of his fame when
-he was twelve. So I thought I would commence by making a lot of money
-for you here, which would keep you all from starving; and then, of
-course, I shall go on to London and make the rest of my fortune
-there."
-
-"I see. Well, this bangs Banagher. Banagher it bangs."
-
-What he meant I could not say. But he should have been a capital
-actor, because not a muscle of his face moved. A man behind him
-laughed--stinging me as with the lash of a whip.
-
-The big woman delivered herself of her former ejaculation.
-
-"Poor dear!"
-
-The potato washer remarked,--
-
-"Strikes me, my girl, that you've a good opinion of yourself."
-
-The grey-headed man had his eyes upon what I had in my hand.
-
-"What might you happen to have there?"
-
-"It's some food which I have brought for you."
-
-"For me in particular, or for all the lot of us?"
-
-"It's for the seven."
-
-"The seven? I see. The seven who divided those two sovereigns."
-
-"Yes. It's some German sausage. I hope you like German sausage."
-
-"It's my favourite joint."
-
-I endeavoured to correct what I imagined to be a still further display
-of his ignorance.
-
-"I don't think that German sausage is a joint. It's not generally
-looked upon as such. It's a long, round, cold thing, off which, you
-know, they cut it in slices."
-
-I passed him the parcel, he removing--for the first time--one of his
-hands from his pockets for the purpose of taking it, balancing it on
-his open palm as if on a scale. It was a pretty grimy piece of
-newspaper, and was not of a size to suggest extensive contents. I
-became more and more conscious of its wretched smallness as, with
-every outward appearance of care and gravity, he slowly unwrapped it.
-The others gathered closer round, as if agog with curiosity. Finally
-there were revealed three or four attenuated slices. He held them out
-at arm's length in front of them.
-
-"For seven!"
-
-"There isn't much," I managed to murmur, oppressed, all at once, by
-the discovery of what a dreadful little there really was. "But I had
-only twopence."
-
-"You had only twopence, so you purchased two pennyworths of German
-sausage--for seven."
-
-"Of course I'll earn a deal of money for you besides."
-
-A girl came rushing into the tent behind me. The interruption was
-welcome, for I instinctively felt that matters had reached a point at
-which a diversion of any sort was to be desired. But I was far from
-being prepared for the proclamation which she instantly made.
-
-"Here's the lady come!--I've been and fetched her!"
-
-To my blank astonishment there appeared--Miss Pritchard. That
-intelligent young woman, having a shrewd eye for a possible reward,
-had availed herself of the information which had been extracted from
-me to rush off to the school to proclaim my whereabouts, receiving, as
-I afterwards learnt, a shilling for her pains. Never before had I seen
-Miss Pritchard in such a state of agitation; and no wonder,
-considering the pace at which she must have torn along the road.
-
-"Molly!--Molly Boyes, what is the meaning of this?"
-
-The sight of her had driven me speechless. I could not have told her
-for everything the world contained. My interlocutory friend explained
-instead--in a fashion of his own.
-
-"It's all right, madam--everything's quite right! Having heard that
-things were in a bad way with us in this temple of the drama this
-young lady has brought us two pennyworths of German sausage to save us
-from actual starvation, and has expressed her intention--I don't quite
-follow that part, but so far as I can make out she's proposing to make
-our fortunes by beginning to be a Wonderful Girl; which it isn't
-necessary for her to begin to be, seeing as how I should say that
-she's been a Wonderful Girl ever since the moment she was born."
-
-Of what immediately followed I have but a dim appreciation. I know
-that, on the instant, I was turned into a common butt--or I felt as
-if I was. The children pointed their fingers at me and jeered. The
-grown-ups were all talking at once. There was general confusion. The
-whole rickety tent was filled with a tumult of scorn and laughter.
-
-Presently I was being escorted by Miss Pritchard back to school, the
-children standing in the middle of the road to point after me as I
-went. I was in an agony of shame. With that keenness of vision with
-which I have been dowered I perceived, as I was wont to do, too late,
-what an idiot I had been! What a simpleton! What a conceited,
-presumptuous, ignorant little wretch! How I had made of myself a mock
-and a show for the amusement of the company of Bradford's Royal
-Theatre! I felt as if the hideous fact was written on my face--on
-every line of me. All I wanted was to hide, to bury myself somewhere
-where none might witness my distress. Although my worthy
-schoolmistress was walking faster than I ever saw her walk before or
-afterwards, I kept tugging at her hand--she was not going fast enough
-for me.
-
-So soon as we reached the school she took me into her little private
-sitting-room, and, without removing her hat, or giving me time to take
-off mine, required from me an immediate explanation of my conduct.
-Amid my blinding sobs I gave her as full and complete an explanation
-as she could possibly have desired. The bump of frankness was--and
-is--marked on my phrenological chart as developed to an even
-ridiculous extent. When I have been indulging in one of my usual
-escapades nothing contents me but an unrestrained declaration of all
-the motives which impelled me to do the thing or things which I ought
-to have left undone.
-
-I told her about the article in the magazine, and about what I had
-heard of the pitiful state of things at Bradford's Royal Theatre, and
-my determination to assist them while starting on my meteoric career.
-And before I had gone very far, instead of scolding, she had her arm
-about me, and was endeavouring to soothe my sobs. She must have been a
-very sensitive person for a schoolmistress--though I do not know why I
-should say that, because I have not the least idea why schoolmistresses
-should not be as sensitive as anybody else, since they are human--for
-when I began to tell her of how I had expended my capital on the
-purchase of what that grey-headed man had called his "favourite joint,"
-she drew me quite close to her, and in the midst of my own anguish I
-actually felt the tears upon her cheeks. She took me on her knee, and
-instead of sending me to bed, or into the corner, or punishing me in
-any way whatever, she kissed and comforted me as if I had not been
-the most ridiculous child in the world. It might not have been the
-sort of treatment I deserved, but I loved her for it ever afterwards.
-
-What was more, she promised not to betray me to the governesses, or to
-my schoolfellows, or to anyone. Though I think that she wrote and told
-my mother, though mother never breathed a hint of her having done
-anything of the sort to me. But I always thought so. It was weeks and
-weeks before I could bear the slightest allusion to anything
-"wonderful" without becoming conscious of an internal quiver. I fancy
-Miss Pritchard must have given instructions as to the direction our
-walks were to take. It was some little time before the governess led
-us past the site of Bradford's Royal Theatre. When next we went that
-way every vestige of the "temple of the drama" had disappeared. The
-dingy--and odious--tent had gone.
-
-It was with a positive gasp of satisfaction that I recognised the
-fact. A weight seemed lifted off my bosom, and my heart grew lighter
-there and then. When, the walk being over, we returned, before anyone
-could stop me, or had an inkling of my intention, I dashed headlong
-into Miss Pritchard's private room. She was seated at the table
-writing.
-
-"It's gone!" I cried.
-
-She must have been very quick of understanding. She did not ask me
-what had gone. She just put her arm about me, as she had done before,
-and pushed my hair from off my brow, and, I think, she laughed.
-
-
-
-
- II
-
- CUPID'S MESSENGER
-
-
-I do protest that it was not altogether my fault. At least--; but if I
-tell you exactly how it was you will understand what I mean.
-
-I was fifteen. It was after I had left Miss Pritchard's. Not that I
-was much wiser than I was when I was at Miss Pritchard's. Though that
-was not my opinion at the time. In what I then called my judgment I
-was the wisest person the world had ever seen--perhaps it would be
-more correct to write that that was my estimate of myself as a
-rule. There were between-whiles when I knew better. I was at Mrs
-Sawyer's--Lingfield House School--at Brighton to be finished. And a
-nice finish they made of me.
-
-It was the summer term and I was romantic, I had my phases. One term I
-was cynical; another philosophical; a third filled with a wild
-despair. That one I was all for sentiment. I had been reading all
-manner of stuff, prose and poetry; I had even written some poems
-myself. As I burned them years and years ago I do not mind owning it.
-I was convinced that there was nothing in the world worth living for
-except love. Given Love--it ought to have a capital L; in my poems it
-always had--you had everything a reasonable being could desire.
-Lacking it, wealth, fame, clothes, and even chocolate creams, were as
-dust and ashes.
-
-There was, that term, a governess who must have been almost as great a
-goose I was. I am not sure that she was quite so right in the head as
-she might have been. She only stayed that term. Why Mrs Sawyer ever
-had her is more than I can say. Her name was Frazer--Mamie Frazer. Her
-autograph--suggestive of a fly slipping over the paper after a visit
-to the inkstand--stares at me out of my birthday book at this moment.
-She was the most speechless person I ever encountered. So to speak,
-you might carry on a conversation with her for hours and she would
-never say a word. As a listener she was immense. By degrees her
-attitude so got upon your nerves that I, for one, would feel like
-murder.
-
-"Say something!" I would beseech of her. "Do please say something!
-Don't you know that I have been talking myself hoarse and you haven't
-uttered a single word."
-
-She would only sigh. To a person who was fond of conversational
-give-and-take it was trying.
-
-And the name of the girl who shared my bedroom was
-Travers--Hester--generally known as Hetty--Travers. She was, well, she
-is one of my dearest friends at this hour, and she may see this, so I
-don't want to say anything to hurt her feelings, but she certainly was
-a mischievous imp. Mischief brimmed out of her finger-tips. And the
-point was that she had such an excessively demure air that you never
-had the faintest notion that she was that kind of person till the
-truth was forced upon you. Even then you gave her the benefit of the
-doubt; or you tried to--at least I did--until it was obviously absurd
-to attempt to do so any longer since there was no doubt. Reverence!
-she did not know what it was. She had not a mite of respect for me,
-though I was a good three months her senior. She used to make fun of
-all the varying things I held most sacred--that is, while the mood was
-on me.
-
-That inveterate habit of hers ought to have made me suspect her. But I
-was ever a Una for innocence. She was always taking me in. She had an
-insidious way about her which would take in anybody.
-
-One night we were going to bed. I had one stocking off, and was
-wondering how the holes did get into the toes; I used to bribe other
-girls to do my darning. It cost me frightful sums. We were talking
-about other people's peculiarities, as was our agreeable custom.
-
-"You know Miss Frazer told me to walk with her when she took us out
-to-night. I kept talking to her all the time, and yet the whole way
-there and back she never spoke a word. I believe she's going mad."
-
-"I shouldn't wonder."
-
-Hetty was doing her hair. I was wishing she would make haste, because
-she was using the only glass we had, and it seemed to me that she
-never would have done with it. What discussions we had about that
-looking-glass! We took it in turns to use it first, and whoever had
-first turn used to hang on to it as if it was the Koh-i-noor.
-Something struck me in her tone.
-
-"Why shouldn't you wonder?"
-
-"I shouldn't." This was cryptic. But I was aware that it was advisable
-to give her a little rope. So I held my peace and found another hole.
-And presently she added, "When a woman's heart is breaking she
-sometimes does go mad."
-
-"Hetty!"
-
-I had been giving utterance to my sentiments on the subject of the
-importance which love plays in human lives; I think I got them from
-Byron. Hetty had been scoffing. I suspected her of paraphrasing my
-words with mischievous intention. But it seemed that she was actually
-in earnest.
-
-"You talk about love wrecking people's lives, as if you know anything
-at all about it; I saw that paper-covered Byron in your workbox--and
-you can't see what's taking place underneath your very eyes."
-
-"Hetty, what do you mean?"
-
-"Poor Miss Frazer!"
-
-She sighed, actually. Or she emitted a sound which appeared to me to
-be a sigh. A light dawned on me.
-
-"You don't mean--you don't mean that you think that she's in love?"
-
-Miss Frazer was short, square, and squat. Sandy-haired, with not much
-of that. Short-sighted, her spectacles would not keep straight owing
-to the absence of a bridge on her abbreviated nose. Freckled, you
-might have been able to stick a pin between some of the freckles, but
-I doubt it. To me, then, she seemed ancient; but I suppose she was
-about forty. And, considering her general appearance and style of
-figure, she had a most unfortunate fondness for Scotch plaids. Up to
-that moment my sentimentalism had been all theory. I had not
-associated the tender passion with Miss Frazer. It was left for Hetty
-to direct my theoretical sympathy into a practical channel.
-
-"Do I think? No, I do not think."
-
-"Do you know that she's in love?"
-
-"I know nothing. I want to know nothing. I will know nothing. But with
-you, who are always talking, it is different."
-
-"Hetty, if you don't tell me what you mean, I--I--I'll throw my shoe
-at you."
-
-"Throw away. You never hit anything you aimed at yet." She went on
-calmly brushing her hair, as if she had not made me all over pins and
-needles. Presently she gave utterance to an observation which was
-Sphinx-like in its mystery: "A Frenchman thinks no more of breaking an
-Englishwoman's heart than--than of eating his breakfast."
-
-"Hetty! what do you mean?"
-
-"Ask Monsieur Doumer."
-
-Monsieur Doumer! Ask Monsieur Doumer! Why, M. Doumer was our French
-master, as unromantic-looking an example of the one sex as Miss Frazer
-was of the other. He was immensely stout, perfectly bald-headed, with
-cheeks and skin which looked as if they were covered with iron-mould,
-because he never shaved them. That anything feminine could regard with
-equanimity the prospect of being brought within measurable distance of
-that scrubby countenance did seem incredible. And yet here was Hetty
-hinting.
-
-"Do you mean to say that Miss Frazer's in love with M. Doumer?"
-
-"You say yourself that she seems to be going mad."
-
-"Yes; but I don't quite see what that has to do with it."
-
-"Not when a woman's being trampled on?"
-
-"Trampled on? Really, Hetty, I do wish you would say straight out what
-it is you're driving at. You can't be suggesting that M. Doumer has
-been literally trampling on Miss Frazer, because, since he weighs
-about two tons, she'd have been killed upon the spot."
-
-"There are more ways of killing a pig than one."
-
-"You are mysterious. I daresay you think it's clever, but I think it's
-stupid."
-
-"Are there not more ways of killing a pig than one?"
-
-"I daresay there may be; but I don't see what that has to do with Miss
-Frazer."
-
-"I don't say that it has anything to do with Miss Frazer. But, as I
-began by observing, when you consider how every Frenchman considers
-himself entitled to treat an Englishwoman exactly as he pleases, and
-perceive where Miss Frazer is plainly drifting, I should have thought
-you would have been able to see something for yourself." She seemed to
-me to be more mysterious than ever. "Perhaps," she added, as if by an
-afterthought, "if someone were to take him to task, and give him to
-understand that an Englishwoman is not a football for anyone to kick
-about, matters might be brought to wear a different aspect. But no
-doubt, as she is alone and unprotected, he knows that there is nothing
-of that kind to be feared. Because, of course, no one is going to play
-Don Quixote for a freckled Scotchwoman."
-
-"I don't see why not. I should have thought that the fact of her being
-alone and--and not good-looking--would have made anyone with a grain
-of chivalry in them stand up for her all the more on that account."
-
-"It looks like it! When you yourself just said that she is going mad
-because of the way she has been treated."
-
-I had not said that or anything of the kind. I was trying to think of
-what I had said when the door opened and Miss Frazer herself came in.
-She had her watch in her hand, at which she was pointing an accusatory
-finger. I do not know what time it was--she did not give us a chance
-to see--but I expect it was later than we had supposed, because,
-taking the candle off the dressing-table, she marched straight out of
-the room with it without a word, and left us in total darkness.
-
-"Well," I exclaimed, "this is pleasant. I'm not undressed, you've had
-the looking-glass all the time, and I haven't done a single thing to
-my hair, and I never can do anything to it in the dark."
-
-"When a woman is in the state of mind in which she is, those who have
-to do with her have to put up with her. Don't blame her. Don't even
-think hard things of her. Try sometimes to practise, what you preach."
-
-What Hetty Travers meant I again had not the faintest notion. She
-certainly had no right to hint such things of me. It seemed impossible
-that the mere contemplation of Miss Frazer's doleful plight could have
-moved her to tears; but while I fumbled with my hair in my indignant
-efforts to do it up in one decent plait in the darkness she did make
-some extraordinary noises, which might have been stifled sobs.
-
-The following morning, during recreation, when I went into the
-schoolroom to get a book which I had left, I found Miss Frazer
-crouching over her desk, not only what I should call crying, but
-positively bellowing into her pocket-handkerchief. I stared at her in
-astonishment.
-
-"Miss Frazer! What is the matter?" She bellowed on. A thought occurred
-to me. "Has--has anyone been treating you badly?"
-
-Since she was so taciturn when calm, I expected her to be dumb when
-torn by her emotions. But I was mistaken. Taking her handkerchief from
-before her streaming eyes--her spectacles lay on the top of the desk,
-and I noticed how comical she looked without them--she spluttered
-out,--
-
-"I'm the worst treated woman in the whole world!"
-
-"Someone has been making you unhappy?"
-
-"Cruelly, wickedly unhappy!"
-
-"But have you no one to whom you can go for advice and assistance?"
-
-"Not a single creature! Not a living soul! I am helpless! It is
-because I am helpless that I am trampled on."
-
-Trampled on? I recalled Hetty's words. So she had been trampled on.
-Was being trampled on at that very moment. My blood, as usual, began
-to boil. Here was still another forlorn woman who had fallen a
-helpless victim to what Lord Byron called the "divine fever." And so a
-Frenchman did think that he could kick an Englishwoman about as if she
-were a football! I jumped at my conclusions with an ease and a
-rapidity which set all my pulses glowing.
-
-"Do you think that it would make any difference if anyone spoke for
-you?"
-
-"It must make a difference; it must! It is impossible that it should
-not make a difference! But who is there who would speak for me? Not
-one being on the earth!"
-
-Was there not? There she was mistaken, as she should see. But I did
-not tell her so. Indeed, she must have thought me also lacking in that
-rare human sympathy, the absence of which she mourned in others,
-because I hurried out of the schoolroom without another word. To be
-entirely frank, I was more than half afraid. Unattractive enough in
-her normal condition, she was absolutely repulsive in her woe. Had I
-dared I would have advised her, strongly, never under any
-circumstances to cry. But had I done so I might have wounded her
-sensitive nature still more deeply. She might have started boohooing
-with still greater vehemence. Then what would she have looked like?
-And what would have happened to me?
-
-Mrs Sawyer had instructed me to go into town to get a particular kind
-of drawing block for the drawing class which was to take place that
-afternoon. I knew where M. Doumer lived. When a newcomer appeared in
-his class it was his custom to present her--with an original article
-in bows which we irreverently described as the "Doumer twiddle"--with
-his card, in the corner of which was printed his address, so that the
-place of his habitation was known to all of us. It was close to the
-shop where they sold the drawing blocks. In returning one needed to go
-scarcely out of one's way at all to pass his house. I made it my
-business to pass his house. And when I reached it I marched straight
-up to the door, and I knocked.
-
-The door was opened by a nondescript-looking person whom I took for
-the landlady. There was a card in the window--"Apartments To Let"--so
-I immediately concluded that M. Doumer lived in lodgings and that this
-was the person who kept them. She was a small, thin, hungry,
-acidulated female, who struck me as being an old maid of the most
-pronounced type. I have a fatal facility for drawing instant definite
-deductions from altogether insufficient premises which will one of
-these days land me goodness alone knows where.
-
-"I wish to see M. Doumer."
-
-She led me into the room on the left, in the window of which appeared
-the legend about apartments.
-
-"M. Doumer is out. Is it anything which I can say to him?"
-
-It struck me, even in the midst of the boiling-over state of mind in
-which I was, that she might have informed me that the man was out
-before taking me into the house. But I was in much too explosive a
-condition to allow a trifle of that sort to deter me from letting off
-some of my steam.
-
-"Will you please ask him what he means by the way in which he has
-behaved to Miss Frazer?"
-
-To judge from the way in which she looked at me I might have said
-something extraordinary. She had rather nut-cracker jaws, and all at
-once her mouth went in such a way that one felt sure there must have
-been a click. And she did look at me.
-
-"I don't understand," she said.
-
-"I don't understand either. That's why I want M. Doumer to explain. He
-has been trampling on Miss Frazer, and broken her heart, so that she's
-crying her eyes out."
-
-The landlady person had not quite closed the door when showing me into
-the room, but had remained standing with her back to it, holding the
-handle in her hand. Now she turned right round, carefully shut it
-fast, and moved two or three steps towards me. There was something in
-her behaviour which, in a person in her position, I thought odd.
-
-"Who are you?"
-
-She asked the question in an exceedingly inquisitorial sort of way. I
-held up my chin as high as I could in the air.
-
-"I am Molly Boyes."
-
-"Molly Boyes?" She seemed to be searching in her mind for something
-with which to associate the name. "I don't remember to have heard of
-you."
-
-"Perhaps not. I shouldn't think it likely that you had. I don't
-suppose that M. Doumer talks to everyone about all of his pupils."
-
-"Are you one of his pupils?
-
-"I am. I am at Lingfield House School, and I have been in his French
-class for now going on for four terms."
-
-"And who's Miss-- What's-her-name? Is she another of the pupils?"
-
-"Miss Frazer is one of our governesses; and if he thinks that because
-she is an Englishwoman he can use her as if she were a football he's
-mistaken."
-
-"Use her as if she were a football? What do you mean? What's he been
-doing to her?"
-
-"He's broken her heart, that's what he's been doing to her. And when I
-came away just now she was crying so that if someone doesn't stop her
-soon I know she'll do herself an injury."
-
-The landlady person made a noise with her nose which I should describe
-as a sniff. She straightened herself up as if she were trying to add
-another three or four inches to her stature, which would not have made
-her very tall even if she had succeeded.
-
-"I thought as much. I have suspected it for months. But I am not one
-to speak unless I know. The man's a regular Bluebeard."
-
-"A regular Bluebeard!--M. Doumer!"
-
-"A complete Don Juan. I have long been convinced of it. He fascinates
-every woman he comes across. But he doesn't care."
-
-The idea of calling that barrel-shaped monster, with his shining
-yellow head and scrubbing-brush physiognomy, a "complete Don Juan" so
-filled me with astonishment that for a second or two I could only look
-my feelings.
-
-"M. Doumer is not like my idea of Don Juan in the very least."
-
-"Indeed! And pray what do you know about Don Juan? A chit of your age!
-At my time of life I suppose I may be allowed to know something of
-what I'm talking about, and I tell you that I'm persuaded that he
-breaks hearts like walnuts."
-
-"But--he's so ugly!"
-
-"Ugly! Maximilian Doumer ugly! Misguided girl! But it's not becoming
-that I should discuss such subjects with a mere child like you. I know
-what I know. But it is none the less my duty on that account to see
-that he trifles with no woman's affections. And as his wife my duty
-shall be done."
-
-When she said that I do believe the blood nearly froze in my veins. I
-am sure it turned cold, because I know I shivered from head to foot.
-His wife? She said his wife. And all the time I had been taking her
-for his landlady and an old maid, and had been calling M. Doumer ugly,
-and accusing him to her face of breaking Miss Frazer's heart. I do not
-know why, but I had never imagined for a single moment that he could
-be anything but a bachelor. We girls at Mrs Sawyer's had always taken
-it for granted that he was. At least, the general impression on my
-mind was that we had. The horror of the situation deprived me of the
-use of the tiny scrap of sense which I possessed. My own impulse was
-to run for it. But it was far from being Madame Doumer's intention
-that I should do anything of the kind. And though I think that she was
-in every respect smaller than I was, I am convinced that I never
-encountered a person of whom I all at once felt so much afraid. I
-stammered out something.
-
-"I--I'm afraid I must go."
-
-I made a faltering movement towards the door. She simply placed
-herself in my way and crushed me.
-
-"You must what?"
-
-"I--I shall be late for dinner."
-
-"Then you will be late for dinner. You will not quit this apartment
-until M. Doumer returns. Not that that will necessitate your being
-detained long, because here he is."
-
-I had been desirous of seeing M. Doumer, even anxious. In order to do
-so I had gone a good deal out of my way, and behaved in a
-characteristically considerate manner. But so far as I could judge,
-amid the rush of very curious sensations with which I was struggling,
-on a sudden, the entire situation had changed. It was far from
-being my wish to have an interview with him at that particular moment.
-Quite the contrary. I really do not know what I would not have
-given--certainly all the remainder of that term's pocket-money!--to
-have escaped such an encounter. Picture, therefore, my sensations when
-I heard the garden gate slam, the front door open, a heavy footstep
-enter the hall, and, on Madame Doumer opening the sitting-room door,
-perceived her husband standing without.
-
-"Here is someone who wants to see you."
-
-The lady's tone was sour as sour could be, and what she said was
-perfectly untrue. I could have wanted nothing less. I should have been
-only too glad to have been able to disappear up the chimney on a
-broomstick, or on nothing at all, if I could only have got out of that
-room. In came M. Doumer, all smiles and smirks, looking to me more
-shiny-headed and scrubbing-brush faced than ever.
-
-"Ah!--it is Miss Boyes!--Sarah"--he addressed his wife as Sarah, and
-she looked it--"this is one of my charming pupils at Lingfield House
-School."
-
-"So she's not an impostor. That's something." The insinuation made my
-cheeks flame. "You appear to have a number of charming pupils, M.
-Doumer. Is Miss Frazer one of them?"
-
-"Miss Frazer? Who is Miss Frazer?" He turned to me. "Is that the young
-lady who joined the class a week or two ago? I have forgotten her
-name."
-
-I was tongue-tied. A conviction was stealing over me that the whole
-thing was a hideous mistake, that I had been making a spectacle of
-myself on an unusually handsome scale. The tone in which he put his
-question was sincerity itself. It was impossible to suspect him of an
-intention to deceive. At least I should have thought so, though it
-pleased his wife, apparently, to think otherwise.
-
-"It is odd that you should have forgotten the name of the woman whose
-heart you have broken."
-
-"Whose heart I have broken?"
-
-"Though perhaps that is because it has become such a frequent custom
-of yours to trample your victims under foot that one more or less is
-hardly worth your noticing."
-
-"My dear, I do not understand."
-
-He evidently did not. He looked from one to the other of us as if
-struck by a sudden foreboding that there was trouble in the air. Such
-a comical-looking distress came over his peculiar physiognomy that I
-positively began to feel sorry for him.
-
-"Still, considering that a short time ago she was crying to such a
-degree that it was feared that she might do herself an injury--all
-because of you!--it does seem strange that you cannot even remember
-her name."
-
-He held out his hands in front of him in the funny way we knew so
-well.
-
-"My dear, of what are you talking? I wish that you would explain."
-
-"It seems that that is what she wants you to do. She has sent this
-insignificant child to demand an explanation."
-
-He turned to me.
-
-"She has sent you? Who has sent you? Miss Frazer?--who is Miss
-Frazer?"
-
-"She's one of the governesses."
-
-"One of the governesses?--which of the governesses?"
-
-"So there are several. It is to be hoped that you haven't broken the
-hearts of the entire staff. It is plain that you know them all."
-
-"My dear, I have to meet these ladies in the performance of my
-duties."
-
-I thrust in my oar.
-
-"M. Doumer, I've made a mistake, I know I've made a mistake--I'm sure
-of it. I've been very silly. Madame Doumer, I'm quite sure I've made a
-mistake; please do let me go."
-
-"So that's the tone you take on now. It was a different one at first.
-I can see as far through a brick wall as most people, and I rather
-fancy that there may be a brick wall here. Perhaps you expected to see
-M. Doumer alone."
-
-"I did; I thought he was a bachelor."
-
-"Oh-h!--now I begin to see. You thought he was a bachelor. I suppose,
-M. Doumer, that that is because you have always behaved as a bachelor.
-In your profession it is so easy. And with your natural advantages, so
-much more agreeable."
-
-"I tell you, Madame Doumer, it's a mistake. It's all my fault. I have
-been silly. I am so sorry, I beg your pardon and M. Doumer's too.
-Please forgive me!--and let me go!"
-
-"Oh, you shall go. And I'm as sure as you are that there's a
-mistake--somewhere. Exactly where I intend to ascertain. So M. Doumer
-and I will go with you. I will request to be introduced to this Miss
-Frazer, and M. Doumer shall make the explanation you require before
-her face. Then we shall know precisely where the mistake has lain."
-
-The prospect of such a climax to my adventure as her words suggested
-appalled me into something approaching a fury. I made a little rush at
-her.
-
-"You sha'n't keep me!--I will go!"
-
-She looked me straight in the face. Then she moved towards me. As she
-advanced I retreated. I found the little woman very terrible. M.
-Doumer tried his hand at expostulation.
-
-"My dear, you do not know what you talk about. If you do not take care
-you will do mischief--great mischief I do not know what silly tale
-Miss Boyes has been telling you, but there is not a word of truth in
-it, whatever it is." He seemed to have a way of taking certain things
-for granted which was nice for me! "You must not listen to the talk of
-silly girls--never! never!"
-
-He waved his hand as if he were dismissing the matter finally as being
-unworthy anyone's consideration. His wife, however, regarded neither
-his words nor his gestures. She spoke to him as if it were hers to
-command and his to obey.
-
-"Go upstairs and get my hat, my coat, my gloves and my umbrella; and
-be quick about it. I have no intention of quitting this apartment
-until this young person quits it with me. Nor do I propose to leave
-you two together to arrange an explanation of the mistake between you
-and to hatch plots behind my back. Did you hear what I told you to get
-me?"
-
-He did hear; and he obeyed. Some faint attempt at remonstrance he
-ventured on. But he might as well have spoken to a wooden image.
-Though it certainly is true that a figure of that description would
-not have been quite so dictatorial. She opened the door, she pointed
-through it with her fingers. Shrugging his shoulders, with an air of
-piteous resignation he went in the direction in which the finger
-pointed. During his absence not a word was spoken, his wife contenting
-herself with looking me up and down in a way I never was looked at
-either before or since. I felt as if I were momentarily dwindling in
-size. She called out to him.
-
-"How long are you going to be up there?"
-
-"Coming, my dear, coming!"
-
-And he came.
-
-A delightful walk we had, three abreast. The lady was in the centre,
-her husband on the left, I on the right. She treated us as if we were
-prisoners. I am sure I felt like one. Every now and then M. Doumer
-endeavoured to induce his wife to listen to a word or two of what he
-considered reason. She snapped him into silence. In vain he tried to
-make her realise the indignity of the situation into which she was
-thrusting both of us. Not a syllable would she have of it. Forced into
-speechlessness, he hinted at what was taking place within him by a
-variety of odd little gestures which, had I not been so conscious of
-my own ignominy, would have made me laugh outright in the street.
-
-We reached Lingfield House. Madame made Monsieur knock at the door.
-But when it was opened it was she who inquired if Mrs Sawyer was in.
-It is my impression that he would have turned tail even at the last
-moment had she not insisted on his entering first, with me next, while
-she herself brought up the rear. We were shown into a sitting-room,
-where presently Mrs Sawyer appeared. M. Doumer, who had been fidgeting
-about like a cat on hot bricks, at once burst into speech.
-
-"Mrs Sawyer, will you permit me to explain to you that I do not
-know--"
-
-His wife cut short his flow of eloquence.
-
-"M. Doumer, I will say all that is necessary. I am Madame Doumer, the
-wife of M. Doumer." Mrs Sawyer bowed. "Have you a person here of the
-name of Frazer?"
-
-"Miss Frazer? Certainly, she is one of my governesses." Mrs Sawyer
-turned to me. "Molly, we have begun dinner without you. Where have you
-been?"
-
-I essayed to explain, though I do not know what sort of explanation I
-should have offered. But Madame Doumer was acting as explainer-in-chief.
-
-"She has been to visit M. Doumer. It is on that account that I am
-here; very much on that account. May I ask you to request Miss Frazer
-to favour us with her company? It is indispensable that what has to be
-said should be said in Miss Frazer's presence."
-
-"I don't understand," began Mrs Sawyer.
-
-She did look puzzled. And no wonder. M. Doumer interrupted.
-
-"My dear, once more I beg of you to permit me to say--"
-
-But his wife would not.
-
-"Silence, sir! If you will be so good as to request Miss Frazer to
-come into this room I will endeavour to make myself as plain as the
-extremely peculiar circumstances will permit."
-
-The end of it was that Miss Frazer was requested to come, and she
-came. She evidently had not a notion why she had been sent for. She
-gazed at us like a startled sheep. Mrs Sawyer introduced her.
-
-"This is Miss Frazer. Miss Frazer, this is Madame Doumer. It appears
-that she has something which she wishes to say to you."
-
-Miss Frazer looked more sheep-like than before; Madame Doumer could
-not have regarded her as a dangerous rival. But her manner could not
-have been more acid if Miss Frazer had been a queen of beauty.
-
-"It is not my intention to give offence, therefore I trust that no
-offence will be taken. But it is my duty, as a woman, to invite you to
-state, publicly, what grounds you have for the assertion that M.
-Doumer has broken your heart."
-
-"Broken my heart!"
-
-Instantly Miss Frazer was all of a fluster, which was not surprising.
-
-"And, also, why you charge him with trampling on you."
-
-"Trampling on me? Why, I have never spoken to M. Doumer!"
-
-M. Doumer was promptly in the breach.
-
-"There, my dear--you hear! What did I say to you? What did I say? I
-have never spoken to this lady in my life--nor she to me! So far as I
-recollect I have not had the pleasure of seeing her before."
-
-"Then what do you mean?" This question was addressed to me. I was
-beginning to ask myself what I could have meant. Oh, my feelings!
-"What do you mean by coming and telling me that this person was crying
-as if she would do herself an injury because of the way in which she
-had been treated by M. Doumer? And by saying that she had sent you to
-demand from him an explanation?"
-
-"I did not say that she had sent me, I did not say it! And you were
-crying, Miss Frazer, you know you were!"
-
-"Crying?"
-
-"You know that I came and found you crying in the schoolroom."
-
-She began to cry again then and there. As for me, I was swimming in
-tears already.
-
-"I know that I was crying, but it wasn't because of that."
-
-Mrs Sawyer interposed.
-
-"Gently, Miss Frazer. Perhaps, if we keep cool, by degrees we shall
-begin to understand what this is all about. Can you tell us what you
-were crying about when this impulsive young lady intruded on your
-grief?"
-
-"I was crying because of what you said to me."
-
-"Because of what I said to you?"
-
-It was Mrs Sawyer's turn to look bewildered.
-
-"You said that you didn't wish me to wear plaids, not even my own
-plaid, and--I'm--a--Frazer!"
-
-Exactly what happened afterwards I do not know. Mrs Sawyer bundled me
-out of the room and up to my bedroom. And well I deserved it. And more
-besides.
-
-I threw myself on to the bed in a passion of sobs, though I could not
-pretend to emulate the boo-hooing I had left Miss Frazer indulging in
-downstairs. What an imbecile I was to suppose that she was bellowing
-like a bull calf because of the injury M. Doumer had wrought her
-virgin heart, when all the time it was because Mrs Sawyer had ventured
-to suggest that she did not think plaids were altogether suited to her
-style of figure, and that, in particular, the one to which she was
-partial was a trifle obvious. What a Frazer she must have been! And
-how devoted to the Frazer plaid!
-
-I could have beaten myself. I was wild with everyone--with Madame
-Doumer, with Miss Frazer, and, last but not least, with Hetty Travers,
-that I should have allowed her to delude me into believing that
-unrequited love was driving Miss Frazer mad, and that it would be
-playing a chivalrous part to take that deceitful Frenchman to task.
-When, as soon as she had swallowed her dinner, Hetty stole up to learn
-what had become of me, I stormed at her like some wild thing. When she
-understood what I had been doing, instead of exhibiting penitence, or
-the least scrap of sympathy, she burst into peal after peal of
-laughter. I could have shaken her. But she had such a way about her,
-and could be so lovely when she chose, that, by degrees, I forgave
-her, though I never meant to. That tale was told. Everybody in the
-place had it off by heart within four-and-twenty hours. I believe that
-Miss Frazer blurted it out to one or two of them; it seemed that she
-could talk when she was not wanted to. And, of course, they told
-everybody else. I never heard the last of it while I was at Lingfield
-House. Mrs Sawyer merely remarked, with that dry smile which was
-peculiar to her, that she had always found young ladies difficult
-creatures to manage, but that I certainly did seem to be a curiosity
-even among girls.
-
-And when I look back, and go hot all over--as I do when I recall that
-adventure to this hour--I really am disposed to think I must have
-been.
-
-
-
-
- III
-
- THE OGRE
-
-
-Mother died while sitting in her chair writing to me. It was tea-time,
-and she did not come, so Con went to see what she was doing. She was
-leaning over her writing-table, and as she did not seem to have
-noticed his coming in--though I am sure that he made noise enough,
-because he always did--he called out to her.
-
-"Mother! tea's on the table!"
-
-Then, as she neither moved nor answered, he ran forward and put his
-hand upon her shoulder.
-
-"Mother!"
-
-When he found how still she was, and how unresponsive to his touch, he
-rushed off, frightened half out of his wits.
-
-Then they all trooped into the room and found that she was dead. She
-had a pen in her hand, and a sheet of paper in front of her, and had
-begun the first line of a letter to me--"My dear Molly." Death must
-have come upon her as she was writing my name, for there is a blot at
-the end of it, as if her pen had jabbed into the paper. No one knew
-what she was going to say to me, or ever will. It was just her weekly
-letter--she wrote to me each Monday. And I expect she was just going
-to tell me the home news: what Nora had been doing, and what mischief
-the boys had been in, and beg me to be a good girl and think before I
-did things sometimes, and keep my stockings darned; those stockings
-were almost as great a trouble to her as they were to me. Not a
-creature had a notion that she was ailing. Indeed she was not. She was
-in good spirits--mother always was in good spirits!--and in perfect
-health half-an-hour before. It seemed that something extraordinary
-must have happened to her heart, which no one could have expected.
-Death must have come upon her in an instant. She must have gone before
-she had the least idea of what was going to happen. When she got to
-heaven how grieved she must have been to think that she had been
-compelled to leave us all without a word.
-
-Never shall I forget receiving the telegram at Mrs Sawyer's. We were
-just going to bed, and the last train was nearly due to start. But I
-rushed off to catch it; and Mrs Sawyer went with me. She bought my
-ticket and sent a telegram to let them know that I was coming. At the
-other end I had a drive of nearly six miles. It seemed the middle of
-the night when I got home.
-
-The state the house was in! And the children! They were in much more
-need of help than mother was. She was calm enough. When I first saw
-her I could not believe that she was dead. I thought that she was
-sleeping, and dreaming one of those happy dreams which, she used to
-tell us, she liked to dream. On her face was the smile with which she
-always greeted me. She always did look happy, mother did; but I never
-saw her look happier than when she was lying dead.
-
-But the children! They were half beside themselves. It was dreadful;
-the boys especially. We could not get Con away from the bed on which
-mother lay. And Dick, great fellow though he was, was almost as bad.
-The whole house was topsy-turvy. Nobody knew what to do; everybody
-seemed to have lost their wits.
-
-That is how it was the Ogre came on the scene. Of course his name was
-not the Ogre. It was Miller--Stephen Miller. But it was not very long
-before we only knew him as the Ogre among ourselves. He was not very
-tall, but he was big; at least, he seemed big to us. He had a loud
-voice, and a loud way about him generally. We liked neither his looks
-nor his manners--nor had mother liked them either. But at the
-beginning I do not know what we should have done without him. That is,
-I did not know then what we should have done. Though I am inclined to
-think now that if we had been left to ourselves, and been forced to
-act, we should have done as well, if not better. Yet one must confess
-that at the very beginning he was a help, though a comfort one never
-could have called him.
-
-He was our nearest neighbour. His house was about half a mile down the
-lane. It was only a cottage. He inhabited it with a dreadful drunken
-old woman as his only servant. It was said that he could get no one
-else to stop in the house. He himself was not a teetotaller, and his
-general character was pretty bad. He seemed to have enough money to
-live on, because he did nothing except go about with a lot of dogs at
-his heels. In the charitable way which children have of talking we
-used to say that he was hiding from the law, and would speculate as to
-the nature of the crime of which he had been guilty. When he first
-came he tried to cultivate mamma's acquaintance, but she would have
-nothing to do with him, and would scarcely recognise him when she met
-him in the lane. I once heard Dick speak of him as an "unmannerly
-ruffian"; but I never knew why. And as Dick, like his sister Molly,
-sometimes said stronger things than the occasion warranted, I did not
-pay much heed.
-
-The morning after mother's death he came marching into the house to
-ask if he could be of any assistance. No one, so far as I could ever
-gather, said either yes or no, which shows the condition we were in.
-He seems to have taken our consent for granted--to such an extent that
-he at once took into his hands the entire management of everything. He
-managed the inquest--for that I was grateful. Oh, that dreadful
-inquest! He also managed the funeral; for his services in that
-direction my gratitude assumed a mitigated form. Although the world
-was still upside down, and everything seemed happening in a land of
-topsy-turvydom, I yet was conscious that a good deal took place at
-mother's funeral which I would rather had not have taken place. For
-one thing I felt sure that a great quantity of money was being spent
-on it, much more than need have been. A number of people were invited
-who had not the slightest right to be present, so that we children
-were almost lost amid a crowd of strangers. In spite of the dreadful
-trouble I was in it made me burn when I saw them. Many of them were
-people whom mother would never have allowed to enter the house. Then
-there was an excessive amount of eating and drinking, especially
-drinking. Some time after we had returned from the grave I went into
-the hall and there were rows of bottles stacked against the wall. A
-lot of people seemed to be in the drawing and dining-rooms, who were
-talking at the top of their voices. I could not go in to see what it
-meant then--but I could guess.
-
-But the trouble really began after the funeral was over.
-
-We children were in such a strange position. So far as we knew, except
-mother we had not a relation in the world. There certainly were none
-with whom we were in communication. I had always fancied, from what
-mother said, that she and father were married without the approval of
-their relatives. I did not know if it was father's or mother's side
-which objected, but I felt sure it was one or the other. And I thought
-it was just possible that it was both. I believe that, when father
-died, mother was not nicely treated. This hurt her pride, because,
-though she was such a darling, and so sweet, and beautiful, and
-clever, and true, and tender, she was proud, as she had every right to
-be. And I think, because they were so unkind, she took us straight off
-to that Sussex village, miles and miles away from everyone, and bought
-The Chase. Con was a baby when father died, and now he was nearly
-eleven, so we must have been there quite nine years. And during all
-that time I do not think we ever had a visitor. This may sound
-incredible, but I do not remember one. Not that people were
-unfriendly. But then there were so few people thereabouts. And those
-who were there mother did not seem to care for. They were either
-country folk, villagers, farmers, and that sort of thing, or else they
-were very rich people, who were scattered here and there. I know they
-called; but I also know that mother did not encourage their advances.
-She used to tell us, laughingly, that she had six children, and that
-they were society enough for her.
-
-But the consequence was that when she was gone we knew nothing about
-anything. We did not know who or where she got her money from, or what
-money she had. In two months I should be sixteen. That was to be my
-last term at school. And it is my belief that it was her intention,
-when I left school for good, to tell me everything, or at least as
-much as it was desirable that I should know. But if such was her
-intention she had gone before she had a chance of putting it into
-execution, or of dropping a hint, or even saying a word. And there we
-were, as ignorant and as helpless a family as ever was seen upon this
-earth.
-
-It was under these circumstances that the Ogre showed a disposition
-to take entire control as if everything about the place--we
-included--belonged to him. Already there had not been wanting signs
-that the entire establishment more than sufficiently appreciated the
-change which had taken place. One of the chief difficulties with which
-mother had had to contend had been servants. In that remote part of
-the world it was almost impossible to get them. And sometimes when
-they were got they were hardly worth house-room. At the time mother
-died there were five--cook and two housemaids, a coachman, who was
-also gardener because his duties as coachman did not occupy anything
-like the whole of his time, and an odd lad, who was supposed to do
-whatever he was asked to do. The cook was a new one--she had come
-since my last holidays. On the day of mother's funeral she was
-intoxicated; she had indulged too freely in the refreshments which Mr
-Miller had so liberally ordered. So it may be imagined what sort of
-character she must have been. The next morning the housemaid, who had
-been with us longest, came and told me that she could not continue in
-a house in which there was no mistress. When I mildly suggested that I
-was the mistress now she remarked, quite frankly, that she could not
-think of taking her orders from me. Mr Miller, who had been standing
-at the morning-room door, listening, called her in to him. The details
-of what took place between them I never learned. But that afternoon
-she took herself off without another word to me. When, after she had
-gone, I went into mother's room, I found that all sorts of things were
-missing. I feared that Mary Sharp had taken them, and that that was
-the real explanation of her anxiety to depart. It made me conscious of
-such an added sense of misery, the feeling that henceforward we were
-going to be taken advantage of by everyone.
-
-But the Ogre was the thorn in our sides. The day after Mary left we
-held a council of war in Dick's bedroom.
-
-"I'm not going to stand this sort of thing," Dick announced. "And the
-sooner that beggar downstairs is brought to understand as much the
-better. Why, he's messing about with mother's papers at this very
-moment."
-
-"A punch on the nose would do him good," declared Jack. He is one of
-the twins.
-
-"A sound licking wouldn't do him any harm," added Jim. He is the other
-twin.
-
-"He'll get both if he doesn't take care."
-
-Dick drew himself up as straight as a dart. Although he was only
-fifteen he was five feet eight inches high, and as strong as
-anything--and so good-looking.
-
-"But surely mother must have left a will. There must be something to
-tell us what is going to happen."
-
-That was what I said. Dick took up my words at once.
-
-"That point shall soon be settled. We'll go down and tackle the beggar
-right away."
-
-Off we trooped to interview the Ogre in a body. He was in the
-morning-room--mother's own particular apartment. Outside the door we
-might have hesitated, but it was only for a moment. In strode Dick,
-and in we all went after him. The Ogre seemed surprised and not too
-pleased to see us. A bottle and a glass were on the table; both of
-those articles seemed to be his inseparable companions. One of his
-horrid dogs, which had been lying on the hearth-rug, came and sniffed
-at us as if we were the intruders. The whole room was in confusion. It
-looked as if it had not been tidied for days, and I daresay it had not
-been. When I thought of how different it used to be when it was
-mother's very own room, a pang went right through my heart. I could
-not keep the tears out of my eyes; and it was only because I was so
-angry that I managed to choke them back again. Papers and things were
-everywhere. At the moment of our entrance he had both his hands full
-of what I was convinced were mother's private letters.
-
-It did seem like sacrilege, that that disreputable-looking man, with
-his pipe stuck in the corner of his mouth, who was nothing and no one
-to us, should be handling mother's treasures as if they were so much
-rubbish. I am almost certain that if I had been a big strong giant I
-should have been tempted to knock him down. It was not surprising that
-Dick spoke to him in the fiery way he did. When I looked at him I saw
-that he had gone red all over, and that his eyes were gleaming. He was
-not very polite in his manner, but more polite than the Ogre deserved.
-
-"What are you doing with those things? What do you want here at all?"
-
-The Ogre glanced up, then down again. I do not believe he could meet
-Dick's eyes. He smiled--a nasty smile, for which I could have pinched
-him. And he continued to turn over the things which he was holding.
-
-"My dear boy, I'm putting these papers into something like order. I
-never saw anything like the state of confusion which everything is
-in."
-
-"Don't call me your dear boy! And what business of yours is it what
-state they're in? Who asked you to put them in order? What right have
-you to touch them?"
-
-The Ogre calmly went on with what he was doing as if Dick was a person
-of not the slightest consequence. And he continued to indulge in that
-extremely objectionable smile.
-
-"You haven't a very nice way of asking questions. And some people
-might think that the questions themselves were a little suggestive of
-ingratitude."
-
-"What have I to be grateful for? I never asked you to come here. You
-are not a friend of ours."
-
-"That you most emphatically are not!"
-
-It was I who came blazing out with that. He looked at me out of the
-corner of his bloodshot eyes, his smile more pronounced than ever.
-
-"Now, Miss Molly, that's unkind of you."
-
-I was in a rage.
-
-"You appear to be oblivious of the fact that you were not even an
-acquaintance of my mother's; and as those persons she did not wish to
-know we do not care to know either, we shall be obliged by your
-leaving the house at your earliest possible convenience."
-
-"Inside two seconds," added Dick.
-
-"Perhaps you'd like a little assistance."
-
-"It's always to be got."
-
-These two remarks came from the twins. The Ogre laid down on the table
-what he had been holding. A very ugly look came on his face.
-
-"This is an extraordinary world. I don't want to say anything
-offensive--"
-
-"You can say what you like," cried Dick.
-
-"I intend to, my lad."
-
-"Don't call me your lad!"
-
-The Ogre looked at Dick. And this time he gave him glance for glance.
-And I knew, from the expression which was on both their faces, that if
-we were not careful there was going to be trouble. I am not sure that
-my heart did not quail. The Ogre spoke as if my brother was unworthy
-even his contempt.
-
-"Mr Dick Boyes, you appear to be under the impression that you are
-still at school, and can play the bully here, and treat me as I have
-no doubt you are in the habit of treating the smaller chaps there. You
-never made a greater mistake in the course of your short life. I am
-not the kind of man who will allow himself to be bullied by a
-hobbledehoy. I give you fair warning that if you treat me to any of
-your insolence the consequences will be on your own head--and other
-parts of you as well. Don't you flatter yourself that the presence of
-your little sisters will shield you from them."
-
-"Throw something at him!"
-
-"Down him with a pail of water!"
-
-These suggestions proceeded from the twins. The Ogre turned his
-attention to them.
-
-"If you two youngsters want a row you shall have it. And it will take
-the shape of the best licking you've ever had yet. You'll not be the
-first pair of unmannerly cubs I've had to take in hand."
-
-I spoke; I wanted peace.
-
-"There's not the slightest necessity for you to talk like that, Mr
-Miller. We're quite willing to believe that you're more than a match
-for any number of helpless children. But this is our house--"
-
-"Indeed! Are you sure of that?"
-
-"Of course I am sure. Do you mean to say that it is not?"
-
-"At present I am saying nothing. I only advise you not to be too
-confident on a point on which some very disagreeable surprise may be
-in store for you."
-
-"At anyrate, it is not your house. And all we ask--with all possible
-politeness--is that you should leave it."
-
-"So that is all you ask. It seems to me to be a good deal."
-
-"I don't know why it should. If you were a gentleman it would not be
-necessary to ask you twice."
-
-"If I were a gentleman? I suppose if I came up to a school-girl's
-notion of what a gentleman ought to be--a sort of glorified schoolboy.
-I'm a good deal older than you, Miss Boyes--"
-
-"You certainly are!"
-
-"I certainly am, thank goodness!"
-
-"I am glad you are thankful for something."
-
-"I am glad that you are glad. As I was observing, when you interrupted
-me, I am older than you--for which I have every cause to be
-thankful--and my experience of the world has taught me not to pay much
-heed to a girl's display of temper. I undertook the management of
-affairs at your own request--"
-
-"At my request? It's not true!"
-
-A voice came from behind me. Looking round, there, in the doorway,
-was cook; and, on her heels, Betsy, the remaining housemaid.
-While--actually!--at the open window was Harris, the coachman, staring
-into the room as if what was taking place was the slightest concern of
-his. It was cook's voice which I heard, raised in accents of surprise,
-as if my point-blank denial of the Ogre's wicked falsehood had amazed
-her.
-
-"Oh, Miss Molly, however can you say such a thing! When I heard you
-thanking Mr Miller with my own ears! And after all he has done for
-you. Well, I never did!"
-
-"What did you hear?"
-
-"I heard Mr Miller ask you in the hall if there was anything he could
-do for you, and you said you'd be very much obliged. Then he went on
-to say, I'm sure as kind as kind could be, that if you liked he'd take
-the whole trouble off your hands and manage everything; and you said,'
-Thank you.' And now for you to stand there and declare you didn't, and
-to behave to him like this after all he's done for you, in one so
-young I shouldn't have believed that it was possible."
-
-In the first frenzy of my grief and bewilderment I had scarcely
-understood what I was saying to anybody. I remembered Mr Miller
-coming, as cook said, but that anything which had been said on either
-side had been intended to bear the construction which was being put
-upon it was untrue.
-
-"I was not in a state of mind to understand much of what Mr Miller was
-saying, but I supposed that he was offering to assist in the
-arrangements for mother's funeral, and that offer I accepted."
-
-"You did so. And what you'd have done without him I can't think. He
-arranged everything--and beautifully too. He's made the family more
-thought of in this neighbourhood than it ever was before. If ever
-helpless orphans had a friend in need you've had one in him--you have
-that."
-
-Betsy had her say.
-
-"He got us our black. There wouldn't have been a word said about it by
-anyone if it hadn't been for him."
-
-"And he bought me two suits of clothes--blacks."
-
-That was Harris, at the window.
-
-"Bought you two suits of clothes!"
-
-"Yes, miss," said cook, "we've all of us had full mourning, as was
-only decent. And I happen to know that Mr Miller paid for it. Indeed,
-he paid for everything. And considering the handsome way in which it
-has all been done, nothing stinted, nothing mean, a pretty penny it
-must have cost."
-
-I exchanged glances with Dick and perceived that we were both of
-opinion that we had had enough of cook. I told her so.
-
-"I have heard what you have had to say. And now, please, will you
-leave the room?"
-
-"Excuse me, miss, but that's exactly what I don't intend to do--not
-till I know how I stand."
-
-"How you stand?"
-
-"I'll soon tell you how you stand," declared Dick. "You'll be paid a
-month's wages and you'll take yourself off."
-
-"Oh, shall I, sir? That's just the sort of thing I thought you would
-say after the way you've been trying to behave to Mr Miller. And in
-any case I shouldn't think of stopping in the house with a pack of
-rude, ungrateful children. But I should like more than one month's
-wages, if it's the same to you. There's three months nearly due. I've
-not had one penny since I've been inside this house."
-
-"Not since you've been inside this house?"
-
-"Not one penny; and it's getting on for three months now."
-
-"But I thought mother always paid you every month regularly."
-
-"Did she, miss? Then perhaps you'll prove it. She never paid me; nor
-more she didn't Betsy. There's three months owing to you, isn't there,
-Betsy?"
-
-"That there is."
-
-"And so there is to you, isn't there, Harris?"
-
-"Well--I don't know that it's quite three months."
-
-"Why, you told me yourself as how it was."
-
-Harris tilted his hat on one side and scratched his head as if to jog
-his memory.
-
-"Well--it might be."
-
-At this Dick fired up.
-
-"It's all a pack of lies! I'm sure that my mother paid you your wages
-as they fell due, and that you're trying to cheat us."
-
-Then it was cook's turn.
-
-"Don't you talk to me like that, not if you do call yourself a young
-gentleman. And I'll learn you to know that a woman of my age is not
-going to be called a cheat by a young lad like you. You ought to be
-ashamed of yourself, that's what you ought to be, standing there
-disgracing of yourself."
-
-The Ogre held up his hand, as if to play the part of peacemaker.
-
-"Gently, cook, gently. You leave it to me and I will see that you have
-what is due to you. We must remember how ignorant these young people
-are of their position, and try to make allowances. Though I grant that
-under the circumstances it's a little difficult." He put his hands
-into his trouser pockets, tilted back the chair on which he was
-seated, and considered the ceiling. "What I intend to do is this. At
-Miss Molly's request I have, reluctantly, incurred certain liabilities
-and assumed certain responsibilities. To know exactly what those
-responsibilities are it is necessary that I should examine thoroughly
-the condition of affairs. When I have done so--it cannot, I am sorry
-to say, be done in a moment--I will lay the results before the more
-responsible members of the family--if there are any such--and without
-waiting for the thanks which I possibly shall not receive I will at
-once withdraw."
-
-Such a prospect did not commend itself to me at all. That we were
-already being cheated all round I was sure. That we ran a great risk
-of being cheated to a much more serious extent if the Ogre was allowed
-to do as he suggested I felt equally convinced. And in any case I did
-not want his interference in our private affairs. It was dreadful to
-think of him peering and prying into mother's secrets, into the things
-which she held sacred. The way he was behaving now showed how much we
-could trust him and what use he would make of any knowledge he might
-acquire. Instead of being our friend he would be our bitterest enemy.
-And yet I did not see how we were going to get rid of him without a
-desperate struggle--of which, after all, we might get the worst.
-
-But I was not going to let him see that I was afraid of him.
-
-"Where is the money which was in mother's desk?"
-
-"Money? What money?"
-
-"Mother always kept a large sum of money in her desk. You have had
-access to her desk, though you'd no right to touch it. How much was
-there? and where is it now?"
-
-"I've seen no money."
-
-"Why, it is with mother's money that you have been paying for
-everything."
-
-"I wish it had been. I've been paying for every blessed thing out of
-my own pocket."
-
-"That's a lie!" shouted Dick. "I know there was money in her desk."
-
-"Look here, my lad--if you'll excuse my calling you my lad--the next
-time you speak to me like that I'll make you smart for it. Now, don't
-you expect another warning."
-
-"That's right," cried cook. "You give him a good sound thrashing, Mr
-Miller. He wants it. Accusing everyone of robbing him, when it's him
-who's trying to rob everybody!"
-
-The Ogre brought down his clenched fist heavily on the table.
-
-"Listen to me, you children. For all you know, and for all I know,
-you're nothing but a lot of paupers; and if you don't want to find
-yourself inside a workhouse you'll leave it to me to make the best of
-things. So now you've got it."
-
-We had got it. I saw Dick's cheeks blanch. I was conscious that my own
-went pale. If the awful thing at which he hinted was true, then things
-were miles worse than I had ever supposed. But was it true? And how,
-with him sitting there, were we going to look for proof of either its
-truth or falsehood?
-
-Just as I was beginning to fear that I should make a goose of myself
-and cry, I heard someone come up the front doorsteps and ask,--
-
-"Is Miss Boyes at home? Miss Molly Boyes?"
-
-I rushed out into the hall. There, standing at the hall door, which
-was wide open, was the handsomest man I had ever seen. He was very
-tall and sunburned. He had his cap in his hand, so that you could see
-that he had short curly hair. And his moustache was just beginning to
-come. I wondered if he was a harbinger of more trouble. He did not
-look as if he was; but he might be.
-
-"I am Molly Boyes."
-
-"My name is Sanford. I am afraid I ought to apologise for my
-intrusion, but I am a cousin of Hetty Travers, who tells me you are a
-friend of hers. I am staying a few miles from here, and she has
-written to say that she is afraid you are in trouble, and to ask me to
-run over and see if I can be of assistance."
-
-Hetty's cousin! That did not sound like trouble. How sweet of her to
-think of me, and to send that great strong man! She might have guessed
-what was happening to us--the dear!
-
-"I am in trouble. I have lost my mother. And now, there is Mr Miller."
-
-"Mr Miller? Who is he?"
-
-The children had already trooped into the hall. Then Dick appeared. I
-introduced him.
-
-"This is my brother Dick. Dick, this is Mr Sanford, a cousin of Hetty
-Travers. You have heard me speak of Hetty. Mr Sanford has come to know
-if he can be of any assistance to us."
-
-"If you really would like to do something to help us--"
-
-There Dick stopped, as if in doubt.
-
-"I should," said Mr Sanford.
-
-I rather fancied from the way he smiled that he had taken a liking to
-Dick upon the spot. I did so hope he had.
-
-"Then perhaps you'll lend me a hand in chucking this man Miller
-through the window. He's almost a size too large for me. Come inside
-here."
-
-We all trooped back into the morning-room, Mr Sanford and Dick in
-front. Dick pointed to the Ogre.
-
-"You see that individual. His name's Miller. He's taken possession of
-the place as though it belongs to him; he's made free with my mother's
-property and papers; and when I ask him to leave the house he talks
-about treating me to a good sound thrashing."
-
-"He does, does he? Is he a relation of yours?"
-
-"Relation! He's not even an acquaintance. He came here uninvited when
-my mother lay dead, took advantage of the state of mind we were in to
-gain a footing in the house, and now we can't get rid of him."
-
-Mr Sanford turned to me.
-
-"Is it your wish, Miss Boyes, that this person should leave the
-house?"
-
-"It is very much my wish. He knows it is."
-
-"You hear, sir. I hope it is not necessary to emphasise the wish which
-Miss Boyes has expressed so clearly."
-
-Cook struck in.
-
-"A pretty way of talking, upon my word. Perhaps, my fine gentleman,
-while you are putting your nose into other people's business you'll
-see that our wages are paid. Mr Miller's only trying to save us from
-being robbed, that's all he's doing. Three months' wages there is due
-to each of us servants, and over."
-
-Mr Sanford paid no heed at all to cook. He continued to eye the Ogre.
-
-"Well, sir?"
-
-"Well, sir, to you."
-
-"You heard what I said?"
-
-"I did. And if you are wise you'll hear what I say, and not interfere
-in what is absolutely no concern of yours."
-
-"Nothing in this house is any concern of yours," burst out Dick. "And
-well you know it!"
-
-"Who's dog is this?" asked Mr Sanford.
-
-The Ogre's dog--a horrid, savage-looking creature--was sniffing at Mr
-Sanford's ankles, showing his teeth and growling in a way that was
-anything but friendly. Its owner grinned, as if the animal's behaviour
-met with his approval.
-
-"That's my dog. It objects to strangers--of a certain class."
-
-Suddenly Mr Sanford stooped down, gripped the brute by the scruff of
-its neck and the root of its tail, swung it through the air and out of
-the window. Harris happened to be staring in at the time. The dog
-struck him as it passed. Over he went, and off tore the dog down the
-drive, yelping and howling as if it had had more than enough of our
-establishment. The Ogre sprang from his chair, and he used a very bad
-word.
-
-"What do you mean by doing that?"
-
-Harris, as he regained his feet, gave utterance to his woes.
-
-"That's a nice thing to do, to throw a great dog like that right into
-a man's face! What next, I wonder?"
-
-Mr Sanford was most civil.
-
-"Hope it hasn't hurt you, but I'm afraid that your face must have been
-in the way." Then to the Ogre: "Well, sir, we are still waiting. By
-which route do you propose to follow your dog?"
-
-There was something in Mr Sanford's looks and manner which, in view of
-the little adventure his dog had had, apparently caused the Ogre to
-suspect that the moment had arrived when discretion might be the
-better part of valour.
-
-"Before we go any further, perhaps you'll let me know who's going to
-repay what I've advanced? Nearly two hundred pounds I'm out of
-pocket."
-
-"You're nearly two hundred pounds out of pocket!" cried Dick. "What
-for?"
-
-"Why, for seeing that your mother was buried like a respectable woman.
-It begins to strike me that you'd have liked to have had her buried by
-the parish."
-
-The Ogre thrust his red face so very close to Dick's that I suppose
-the provocation and temptation together were more than Dick could
-stand. Anyhow, Dick gave him a tremendous slap on the cheek. In a
-moment Mr Sanford was between them.
-
-"It serves you right," he declared. "It shows what sort of person you
-must be that you should permit yourself to use such language in this
-house of mourning."
-
-"Harris," shouted the Ogre, "run round to Charlie Radford and Bill
-Perkins and tell 'em I want 'em, quick! And loose the dogs and bring
-'em back with you!"
-
-"Begging of your pardon, Mr Miller," replied Harris, possibly
-perceiving in which direction the wind was about to blow, "but if you
-want any more of your dirty work done you'll do it yourself."
-
-Cook was horrified.
-
-"Well, the likes of that! After all Mr Miller has done for you!"
-
-"Done for me! He has made me do what I'm ashamed of, that's what he's
-done for me! I've had enough of him, and of you too, Mrs Boyes was as
-good a mistress as anyone need have. I know it if no one else does.
-And, Miss Molly, your mother always paid my wages regular to the
-moment; you don't owe me nothing. And you don't owe cook and Betsy
-nothing either."
-
-"What do you know about what is and is not owing me?" screamed cook.
-
-"I know you were paid each month; and, what's more, I know you gave a
-receipt for it. Why, you told me yourself that you took the wages'
-receipt book from the little cupboard in the corner."
-
-Cook's virtuous indignation was beautiful to behold.
-
-"It only shows how sensible Mary Sharp was to pack her box and take
-herself outside of such a place. And I'll do the same within the
-hour."
-
-"So will I," said Betsy.
-
-"Mr Sanford," I said, "all sorts of mother's things are missing, and I
-shouldn't be at all surprised if cook and Betsy have taken some of
-them."
-
-"Me taken your mother's things!" screamed cook. I believe that if it
-had not been for Mr Sanford she would have scratched me.
-
-"I think it not at all improbable," he agreed. "Is there a constable
-hereabouts?"
-
-"There's one in the village." This was Harris, who seemed to have
-arrived at a sudden resolution to attack his late allies at every
-possible point, "Name of Parker."
-
-"If you will be so good as to request Mr Parker's immediate attendance
-you shall have no reason to regret it, Mr Harris. Neither of you women
-will leave this house until the contents of your boxes have been
-examined in the presence of a policeman."
-
-Cook looked uncomfortable as she met Mr Sanford's stern glance. And it
-was stern! Betsy began to cry.
-
-"And what's more," added Harris, pointing at the Ogre, "I happen to
-know that there was money in Mrs Boyes's desk, and he knows it too."
-
-With that parting shot Harris hurried off down the avenue.
-
-"Things are beginning to wear rather an ugly aspect, Mr Miller."
-
-"Ugly aspect! What do you mean? You needn't think I want to stop in
-this hugger-muggering hole! I am just as anxious to get out of it as
-anyone can be to get me out."
-
-"I should hardly think that possible."
-
-"I only regret that I ever set foot in it."
-
-"Then the regret is general."
-
-"As for these ungrateful little wretches, and especially you, my
-lad!"--this was Dick--"they shall hear of me very soon in quite
-another fashion, when they haven't got a bully to back them up."
-
-Mr Sanford laughed.
-
-"He's cramming mother's things into his pocket at this very moment!"
-cried Jim.
-
-"Aren't you making a mistake, Mr Miller?"
-
-Mr Sanford's politeness seemed to make the Ogre feel dreadful. He
-looked as if he would have liked to have killed him.
-
-"I don't want the miserable rubbish!"
-
-He banged the letters and things down on the table. Dick went on,--
-
-"I believe that what Harris says about there having been money in
-mother's desk is true, and this man hasn't accounted for a penny. And
-it's my belief too that he's been taking what he likes out of the
-house. He lives just up the lane--I shouldn't be surprised to find
-plenty of mother's property at his own place."
-
-The Ogre moved towards the door, but it was too late, Mr Sanford
-interposed.
-
-"Excuse me, Mr Miller, but I think that now I would rather you waited
-till Mr Parker arrives. We will accompany you to your own
-establishment. There--together--we will make certain inquiries."
-
-He blustered a little, but he was a coward at heart, and he had to
-give in. As it chanced, Harris met Parker in the lane, so that he came
-back with him almost at once.
-
-All sorts of things which did not belong to them were found in cook's
-and Betsy's boxes; and actually the book of which Harris had spoken,
-in which they themselves had signed receipts for their wages. There
-was a tremendous scene. Parker badly wanted to lock them up, but we
-had had trouble enough already, so we let them go.
-
-While we were examining the servants' boxes upstairs the Ogre was
-offering Mr Sanford what he called an explanation. When they went
-round with him to his own house he handed over quite a collection of
-miscellaneous articles which belonged to mother. Her cheque-book, all
-sorts of papers, some of them representing stocks and shares, even
-some of her jewellery. He said he had taken them home to examine.
-Which seemed a very curious thing to do. The next morning he had
-vanished. He had left no address, and nothing was seen or heard of him
-in that neighbourhood again. So we concluded that he had escaped with
-something much more valuable than anything which he had given up. But
-it was a long time before we suspected what it was.
-
-What we should have done without Mr Sanford--if he had not come in the
-very nick of time--I do not dare to think. We might have been
-plundered of every single thing we had. It was very nice of Hetty
-Travers to have a big strong cousin, and it was perfectly lovely of
-her to send him to us.
-
-
-
-
- IV
-
- THE HANDWRITING
-
-
-It was some time after mother's death before we knew if we were or
-were not penniless. And as, of course, it was our duty to be prepared
-for the very worst, we used to discuss among ourselves how, if we were
-left without a farthing, we should earn one. Though I am perfectly
-well aware that a single farthing would not have been of much service
-to us. But then I suppose everybody knows what I mean.
-
-When there are six children, and the eldest is a girl, and she is only
-sixteen, and they have no relatives, and not one grown-up person to
-advise them, it does seem strange what a very few ways there are of
-making a fortune. That is, within a reasonable space of time. So far
-as I could make out, from what the others said, for every one of them
-you wanted money to start with. And if you had no money, it was not
-the slightest use your doing anything. Then the boys had such
-impracticable notions. Dick was full of South Africa. He declared that
-nothing was easier than to go to South Africa; find what he called a
-"claim," on which there were tons of gold, or so many pounds to the
-ton, I do not quite know which; turn it into a company, and there you
-were, a millionaire, in what he termed "a brace of shakes." But it
-appeared to me that that "brace of shakes" would be some time in
-coming. First, he would have to get to South Africa, then he would
-have to find his "claim,"--and there was no proof that they were found
-by everyone; then he would have to get his company up, which might
-take weeks; and, in the meantime, were we supposed to starve? I seemed
-to have read somewhere that a human being could not be kept alive
-without food for more than seven days. I doubted if there would be
-much left of me after four-and-twenty hours. Jack wanted to be an
-engine-driver on the railway line, a profession which I feel sure is
-not too highly paid; while Jim actually yearned to be a fireman in the
-fire brigade, though how he imagined that he was going to earn a
-fortune that way was beyond my comprehension.
-
-Nora and I were reluctantly compelled to admit that if our means of
-sustenance were to depend on the efforts of the masculine portion of
-the family we should apparently have to go very short indeed. And the
-field for girls did seem to be so circumscribed. As I said to her--
-
-"There do seem to be such a few ways in which girls can get money."
-
-"There aren't any."
-
-We were in the kitchen, she and I alone together. We were supposed to
-be getting the tea ready. There was not a servant about the place. And
-the condition the house was getting into in consequence was beyond
-anything. She was sitting on the edge of the table, with a coal scoop
-in one hand and a toasting-fork in the other. Nora always was of a
-pessimistic description. She invariably looked on the blackest side of
-everything. So one got into the habit of allowing for the peculiarity
-of her outlook. Besides, I had in my head at that moment the
-glimmering of an idea of how to earn an immense amount.
-
-"There are some ways. For instance, there's writing. There are girls
-who write for papers, and all kinds of things."
-
-"Only those who can't write get paid anything."
-
-I wondered if she had been trying her own hand. The statement did
-sound so sweeping.
-
-"There's teaching. Look at the lots of governesses that must be
-wanted."
-
-"Let 'em be wanted. I prefer prussic acid."
-
-"There's drawing for the magazines."
-
-"You might as well talk about drawing for the moon--unless you're a
-perfect idiot, then you might have a chance."
-
-I felt sure that she had had experiences of her own. Her tone was so
-extremely bitter.
-
-"And then there are prize competitions. There do seem to be a
-tremendous number of them about. And some of them for really large
-prizes."
-
-"Prize competitions!" Nora seemed all at once to have wakened to life
-and vigour. "Promise you won't split if I tell you something?" I
-promised. "I believe that all prize competitions are frauds run by
-robbers. Do you know"--she brought the toasting-fork and coal scoop
-together with a bang--"that I've gone in for seventy-two of all sorts
-and kinds, and never won a single prize, not even a consolation. And
-some of them were hard enough to kill you. I've guessed how much money
-there was at the Bank of England; how many babies were born on a
-Tuesday; picked out twelve successful football teams; named three
-winners at a horse race--"
-
-"Nora!"
-
-"I have--or, at least, I've tried to. Much the largest prizes are
-offered for that. I've drawn things, written things, calculated
-things, prophesied things, made things, collected things, solved
-things, sold things,--once I tried to sell a lot of papers in the
-village for the sake of the coupons, but no one would buy a single
-copy. It was a frightful loss. I do believe I've tried my hand at
-every sort and kind of thing you can think of--and heaps you
-can't--and, as I say, I've never even won a consolation prize. No more
-prize competitions for me!"
-
-That was not encouraging, especially as it was a prize competition
-which I had got in my mind's eye. After her disclosures I did not
-breathe a word of it to Nora, but when I got up to my bedroom I took
-out the paper in which I had seen all about it, and considered. The
-part which told you about the competition was headed "Delineation of
-Character by Handwriting." You had to write, on a sheet of paper, a
-sentence not exceeding twelve words in length. This you had to put
-into an envelope, which you had to seal and endorse with a pseudonym.
-This envelope you had to put into another envelope, together with your
-real name and address, and a postal order for a shilling, or twelve
-stamps, and send to the paper. The person whose caligraphy was
-considered to show that the writer was the possessor of the finest
-character was to receive one hundred pounds.
-
-One hundred pounds!--for a shilling! Of course, I was perfectly well
-aware that hosts of people would go in, and that, as the chances of
-success were presumably equal, one's own individual chance was but a
-small one. But, on the other hand, what was a shilling? And, also,
-some people's writing was better than others. As a matter of fact, I
-rather fancied my own. It had been admired by several persons. It was
-large, bold, and, I was persuaded, distinctly characteristic. I
-perceived that the sentences had to be despatched to the office of the
-paper on the following day.
-
-Why should not one of mine go with them? There really seemed no
-reason. I had twelve stamps. There were pens, ink, and paper. My
-non-success would merely add to the list of failures with which the
-family was already credited--making seventy-three. What was that? The
-question was, what sentence should I send. You were left to choose
-your own. But the presumption was that your chances of success would
-not be lessened if the one selected was a good one. I had it on the
-instant. My desk chanced to be open. There, staring at me on the top,
-was the very thing.
-
-At Mrs Sawyer's school there had once been a governess named
-Winston--Sophia Winston. We all of us liked her. I adored her. She was
-one of the best and sweetest creatures that ever lived. But her health
-was not very good and she had to leave. Before she left I asked her to
-write a motto in my book of mottoes. Although she said she would, when
-I came to look for the book I could not find it anywhere. Somehow, in
-those days, my things always were playing games of hide-and-seek with
-me. So, instead, she wrote a motto on a sheet of paper. There lay the
-identical sheet of paper in front of me at that moment. I took it up;
-opened it; read it:--
-
-
- "Who goes slowly goes safely and goes far."
-
-
-The very thing! I more than fancied that it was with _malice prepense_
-that Miss Winston had referred me to that rendering of what I knew was
-an Italian proverb. It was not my custom to go slowly, or safely,
-or--in the sense in which the word was there used--far. But, for the
-purpose of the present competition, that was not a matter of the
-slightest consequence. I made six copies of Miss Winston's sentence;
-picked out the one which I judged was the best; and, after destroying
-the other five, packed it up with the requisite twelve stamps, and
-sent it off to the office of the paper.
-
-Of course I told no one of what I had done. I was not quite so silly
-as that. The boys would have laughed--especially Dick, who was once
-rude enough to ask me if I wrote with the end of a broom-stick. While
-Nora--after her revelations of the hollowness and deceitfulness of
-such things--would have concluded I was mad. I simply held my tongue.
-And I waited.
-
-The paper to which I had sent was a weekly one--it came out every
-Wednesday. It appeared that the competition was a weekly one also. The
-sentences had to reach the office on the one Wednesday morning, and in
-the paper which came out on the following Wednesday the results were
-announced. Either not many sentences were sent in, or there must have
-been someone in the office who was uncommonly quick at reading
-character. There used to be a girl at Lingfield House who pretended to
-read character from handwriting. She wanted pages of it before she
-would attempt to say what kind of character you had. Then she would
-take days to form an opinion. And then it would be all wrong. I
-daresay that in the office of the paper they had had a deal of
-practice.
-
-On the Thursday morning of the week following I was down first as, I
-am sorry to say, I generally had to be; sometimes I actually had to
-drag the others out of bed; and Nora was every bit as bad as the
-boys--and as I came into the hall I saw a letter lying on the floor.
-Smith the postman had pushed it through the slit in the door. I picked
-it up. It was addressed to "Miss Molly Boyes, The Chase, West Marden,
-Sussex." On the top of the envelope was printed "_Trifles_. The Paper
-For The Whole World." When I saw it something seemed to give a jump
-inside me, so that I trembled all over. I could hardly tear it open.
-There were three things inside. One--could I believe my eyes? at first
-I felt that they must be playing me a trick--but one really was a
-cheque--"Pay Molly Boyes or Order One Hundred Pounds." I believe
-that at the sight of it I very nearly fainted. I never have done
-quite; but I think that I very nearly did do then. It was a most odd
-sensation. I was positively glad to feel the wall at my back, and I
-went hot and cold all over. Of the other two enclosures the first was
-a letter--from the editor himself! though, as it had been done by a
-typewriter, it was not in his own writing--perhaps that was because he
-was afraid of having his character told--saying that he was glad to
-inform me that I had been adjudged the winner of that week's
-competition; that he had pleasure in handing me a cheque for one
-hundred pounds herewith; and that he would be obliged by my signing
-and returning the accompanying form of receipt. The second inclosure
-was the receipt.
-
-As soon as I recovered my senses I tore up the stairs about three at a
-time. I rushed in to Nora.
-
-"Nora," I cried, "I've won a hundred pounds!"
-
-She was lying reading in bed, and was so engrossed in her book that
-she did not catch what I said. She grumbled.
-
-"I wish you wouldn't come interrupting me like that; especially as
-I've just got to where the hero is killing his second wife."
-
-"Bother his second wife! and bother the hero too! Look at that!" I
-held out before her the editor's letter and the cheque. "Seventy-two
-times you've tried, at least, you said you had; and I've only tried
-once. And the very first time I've won!"
-
-"What are you talking about?"
-
-"If you'll come to Dick's room I'll tell you all about it."
-
-Off I raced to Dick's room, calling out to Con and Jack and Jim as I
-passed. Presently the whole family were gathered about Dick's bed.
-Nora had put on a dressing-gown, but the three younger boys were just
-as they had got out of the sheets.
-
-"Well," said Dick, when he had turned the cheque over and over and
-over, and held it up to the light to see if it was a forgery, "some
-rum things do happen, and those who deserve least get most."
-
-"I always have thought," observed Nora, "that those prize competitions
-were frauds, and now I know it."
-
-Jack was more sympathetic--or he meant to be.
-
-"Never mind what they say; it's only their beastly jealousy. I'm jolly
-glad you have won, because now we can have new bicycles."
-
-"About time too," declared Jim. "I've had mine tinkered so many times
-that there's none of the original machine left."
-
-"I punctured my tyre again yesterday," groaned Con. "That's about the
-twentieth time this week. It's hardly anything but holes."
-
-I had not contemplated providing the whole family with new bicycles.
-But they did seem a necessity. I knew that I wanted a new machine, and
-so did Nora. And in a little matter of that kind the boys were pretty
-sure not to be very far behind. Fortunately nowadays bicycles are so
-cheap; and then we could always give our old ones in exchange; so,
-supposing the worst came to the worst, and we were all penniless, even
-after buying six new bicycles, I ought to have a good deal of money
-left, to keep us in food and things. Because, of course, I had to
-remember that I could not expect to win a hundred pounds every time I
-tried.
-
-The nearest place to us where they sold papers was the bookstall at
-the station, and that was six miles away. So after breakfast we all
-mounted the machines we had, and dashed off to get a copy of
-_Trifles_. On the road Con had another puncture. It would not be
-stopped. As he said, his tyres did seem to have all they wanted in the
-way of ventilation. So as Jim's handle-bar had come off, and could not
-be induced to remain where it ought to be, we left them to console
-each other. Of course Dick, who rides tremendously fast, got to the
-station first, and Jack next. Nora and I never got there at all. They
-came flying back to us when we were about two hundred yards away, each
-waving a paper above his head, and laughing like anything. I was half
-afraid that there was something wrong, and that although I had got the
-prize, I had not won it. But it was something else which was amusing
-them.
-
-"If ever anyone ought to be sent to a lunatic asylum it's the man who
-runs this paper," shouted Dick. "Let's get to the stile, and I'll
-prove my words to your entire satisfaction."
-
-At the stile we all four of us dismounted. Unfolding his paper Dick
-read aloud from it, Jack following him in his own particular copy.
-
-"'We have much pleasure in announcing that, this week, the possessor
-of the finest character, as revealed by her handwriting, is Molly
-Boyes, The Chase, West Marden, Sussex, to whom a cheque for one
-hundred pounds has accordingly been sent. Her character, as declared
-by her caligraphy, is as follows.'--Now then, all you chappies,
-listen! attention, please, and mind you, the character 'declared' is
-supposed to be Molly's--'This writing shows a character of unusual
-nobility--'"
-
-"Hear, hear!" from Jack.
-
-"'The motto chosen is singularly appropriate'--By the way, the motto
-chosen was 'Who goes slowly, goes safely and goes far,' so everyone
-who knows her will perceive its peculiar fitness. Now do just listen
-to this Johnny, and I ask the lady herself if he doesn't credit her
-with exactly those qualities which she hasn't got--'Patience and
-thoughtfulness, a high standard of honour, clear-sightedness,
-resolution combined with a sweet and tranquil temper,'--what ho!--'are
-all clearly shown. The writer is strong on both the moral and the
-intellectual side. A large and beautiful faith is obvious. To a serene
-tranquillity of temperament is united a keen insight and a calm
-persistence in following to a successful issue well-considered
-purposes, instinct with a lofty rectitude.'--As an example of how not
-to delineate character from handwriting, I should say that takes the
-record."
-
-I felt myself that here and there that expert was a trifle out. I
-certainly should not have called the sentence selected "singularly
-appropriate" to me. Nor should I have laid much stress upon my
-patience or my thoughtfulness. I had not been hitherto aware that I
-was the owner of "a sweet and tranquil temper," or of "a serene
-tranquillity of temperament," or of "calm persistence." Indeed, there
-were one or two little matters in which I more than suspected that
-that character reader was a trifle at fault. But, after all, these
-were questions of opinion, and had nothing to do with the real point,
-which was, that I had won the hundred pounds.
-
-When we returned home I went upstairs, fetched my desk, carried it
-down to the morning-room, and prepared to write and tell everyone of
-my good fortune. In the frame of mind in which I was, it was not a
-piece of news which I was disposed to keep to myself. I opened the
-desk, got out the note-paper, found the pen, and just as I had got as
-far as--"My darling Hetty,--I've won a fortune! You never will guess
-how!"--I thought of Miss Winston's sentence. It was that which had
-brought me luck. I was convinced of it. If it had not been for the
-motto which that curiosity in character readers had found so
-singularly appropriate, I seriously doubted if I should have won. The
-least I could do was to kiss it, in memory of the writer.
-
-I had placed it--after making those six copies--in an envelope which I
-had endorsed "Miss Winston's Motto." I laid down my pen, raked out the
-envelope, took out the sheet of paper. On it was the sentence, not in
-Miss Winston's small, exquisite penmanship, but in my own great
-sprawling hand. For a moment or two I stared at it in bewildered
-surprise. Then, in the twinkling of an eye, I understood what had
-happened.
-
-In my characteristic blundering fashion I had confused my copy with
-her original. My writing I had packed into the envelope I was holding,
-and hers I had put into the one which I had sent to the paper. It was
-her caligraphy which had been adjudicated on, her character which had
-been deduced therefrom. The thing was as plain as plain could be--the
-whole business had had nothing whatever to do with me. I re-perused
-the winning character as it appeared in the paper. The man was not
-such an idiot as we had all supposed. It was not a bit like me; but it
-exactly described Miss Winston. She was all the lovely things he said
-she was, while I--I was none of them--I was just an addle-headed
-donkey.
-
-Talk about sensations! My feelings when I found the cheque in the
-letter were nothing compared to what they were when I realised
-precisely what the situation was. The world seemed to have all at once
-stood still; as if something had happened to the works. It was
-perfectly awful. Here was my name printed in great big letters in the
-paper; with my character underneath. I had flaunted the cheque in the
-face of all the family. In imagination the money was already spent. I
-had practically promised to buy each one of them a bicycle. And now,
-after all--
-
-Whose was the money after all?
-
-Never, till that dreadful time, did I thoroughly appreciate what it
-means about not leading us into temptation. It would be quite easy to
-say nothing. They were my twelve stamps which I had sent; and the
-sentence on the piece of paper was my property. Really, if you looked
-at it from one point of view, the hundred pounds belonged to me as
-much as to anybody else. I had only to keep my own counsel and it was
-impossible that anyone should even guess that there was anything the
-least bit odd about the matter. Of course, I knew what I knew; and the
-misfortune was that I did know. If I had only never looked inside that
-horrid envelope, and never found out what had happened, how much
-happier I should have been.
-
-I laid my head straight down upon the table, and I did cry.
-
-While I was in the very middle of enjoying myself--like a great
-overgrown baby!--someone came into the room, and a voice said, a voice
-which I knew well--
-
-"Miss Boyes!--I beg your pardon, but I knocked at the door, and when
-no one answered I thought I would come in to see if there was anyone
-about."
-
-It was Mr Sanford! It only wanted him to find me going on like
-that to finish everything. As usual, all the luck was on my side.
-I was perfectly aware that the slightest scrap of crying makes
-me look an object; and here I had been howling myself inside
-out for goodness alone knew how long. I dabbed at my eyes with my
-pocket-handkerchief--though I knew I made a fresh smear every time I
-touched myself, because I had the best of reasons for knowing that
-tears made me positively grimy--and I tried to pretend that I was not
-yearning to sink into the ground. He seemed concerned.
-
-"I hope there's nothing wrong?--that the Ogre has been giving you no
-further trouble?"
-
-I did manage to gasp out something.
-
-"No--thank you--he's--been--giving--us--no--trouble."
-
-He apparently concluded that it might be advisable to seem not to
-notice that there was anything strange in my demeanour.
-
-"I am the bearer of good news."--We wanted some, badly. I know I
-did.--"You have been good enough to allow me to examine somewhat
-closely into the condition of your affairs."--We had been good enough
-to allow him! As if it had not been perfectly splendid of him to do
-it; he being, not only Betty's cousin, but a barrister.--"Your mother
-appears to have managed everything herself--and very well she seems to
-have done it too; but the fact makes it somewhat difficult for a
-stranger to probe quickly to the bottom of everything; and the
-Ogre's proceedings have not made it easier. But so far as I have
-gone, I have ascertained beyond all doubt that instead of being
-in fear of the workhouse--as someone suggested--you are very
-comfortably off. As time goes on I shall not be surprised if you find
-yourselves--financially--in a still better position."--It was a
-consolation to know so much. That hundred pounds would not be
-wanted--"By-the-bye, I saw my cousin Hetty yesterday, and she
-entrusted me with what she called a note to you. I fancy you will find
-that it extends to about six sheets of paper."
-
-It is not necessary to tell me it was ill-manners; I knew it was; but
-I felt that I must do something to avoid meeting his eyes; so I opened
-the envelope, and started reading Hetty's letter then and there. The
-opening words seemed to leap up off the paper and strike me in the
-face.
-
-
-"My very own dearest little Molly!"--she always would call me little,
-though I was every bit as big as she was--"What do you think? You
-remember Miss Winston? She's starving! And she's not only starving,
-but she's dying of consumption. I've only just found it out by the
-merest accident. It seems that she's living in a little cottage at a
-place called Angmering, somewhere near Worthing. She's been ill ever
-so long, and able to do no work, or earn a penny. So that she has
-absolutely no money to buy herself food, or even to pay her rent. If
-someone doesn't come to her help soon they'll have to take her to the
-workhouse--to die! Poor Miss Winston! And she such a darling! Isn't it
-dreadful to think of?"
-
-
-It was. So dreadful, that I could not bear to think. I hope it was
-not wicked, but I almost felt as if that letter must have dropped out
-of heaven. It did seem a miracle that it should have come to me at
-that very moment. Penniless! Starving! And there was that hundred
-pounds--her hundred pounds--lying on the table. Was it possible that I
-had even remotely contemplated the possibility of--of doing what? My
-conscience so rose up at me that, whether Mr Sanford was or was not
-there, I had to hide my face with my hands and start crying all over
-again. My behaviour seemed to positively frighten him.
-
-"I hope that Hetty has not said anything disagreeable--nothing to
-cause you pain. I assure you that nothing was further from her
-intention, and that the letter was accompanied by all sorts of loving
-messages."
-
-Then I felt that I must tell him everything. So I did--every morsel,
-right from the beginning. He was so patient, so full of understanding
-and of sympathy; indeed, he was much more sympathetic than I deserved.
-Still, even if you are not deserving of sympathy, it is a comfort to
-receive it, particularly if it is nicely offered.
-
-I do not wish to breathe a word against my own family. I am perfectly
-certain that no one could be fonder of Nora and the boys than I am.
-Yet I am inclined to think that there are times, when if one must
-confess, it is just as well to do it to someone who is not exactly a
-relation. One's relatives are apt to take such a narrow view. I am
-convinced that no one could have taken a broader view than Mr Sanford
-did; and he never laughed once. That, in itself, was an immense
-relief. I have noticed in Nora, even when I have been confiding to her
-the most serious things, a tendency to treat me as if I was not quite
-in earnest. There was nothing of that sort about Mr Sanford, not a
-trace; or, at least, if he did show some faint sign of my having
-afforded him amusement, he did not do it in a brutal way.
-
-"Poor little soul!" he said, when I had finished. "Poor little
-soul!"--I was not certain that I liked him to address me in quite that
-form of words. But there was something so extremely soothing in his
-manner that I let it pass.--"And so this has been the cause of the
-trouble." He picked up the copy of the sentence which I had meant to
-send to the paper. "I see no reason why this should not have succeeded
-in winning the prize. If you will forgive me for posing as an expert,
-this handwriting is eminently characteristic."
-
-"Don't be horrid!"
-
-"Such is not my intention. I am not suggesting that the character
-given in the paper is particularly applicable to this."
-
-"I know it isn't!"
-
-"But it does not follow that this does not hint at something equally
-fine, though in a different way."
-
-"Mr Sanford!"
-
-"I must ask you to forgive me if I annoy you by the expression of my
-opinion. In any case, you are to be congratulated on what you have
-done."
-
-"How do you make that out? When I have been winning other people's
-money with somebody else's writing?"
-
-"Precisely. Though I should not phrase it quite like that. Hetty
-informs me that this lady is in sore straits. Well, you have gained
-for her what, in her position, she will regard as a fortune--which she
-never could have done for herself."
-
-"I never meant to."
-
-"Which actually makes it more delightful. Because, while you have been
-trying to do a good deed, you have really done a better." He had a
-very nice way of putting things. "I would suggest that you yourself
-take the money to this lady at once. Her pleasure at seeing it will
-only be eclipsed by her delight at seeing you. And I shall be only too
-proud and happy if you will allow me to accompany you on your errand
-of mercy."
-
-That was what did happen. Scarcely had he stopped speaking than Harris
-appeared at the window.
-
-"If you please, Miss Molly, Miss Nora and the young gentlemen asked me
-to tell you that they've gone off for the day, and won't be back till
-the evening."
-
-"We also," observed Mr Sanford, "will go off for the day. You see, the
-stars in their courses are on the side of Miss Winston. I came over on
-my machine; if you'll jump on yours we'll be off!"
-
-He seemed to imagine that I could rush off to the other side of
-the county just as I was. Masculine persons do have such curious
-notions--even when they are grown up. I had to scrub my face to make
-it clean. The condition of my hair was frightful. I seemed to have
-cried it into a tangled mass. Just as I was struggling with it his
-voice came up the stairs.
-
-"I don't know, Miss Boyes, if you are aware that you have been
-five-and-thirty minutes. If you can get down inside the next five we
-may catch the train; but if you can't, I'm afraid we sha'n't."
-
-Of course after that I simply flew. I left my hair nearly as it was;
-jammed my hat on anyhow; and bounded down the stairs.
-
-"I hope I haven't kept you waiting," I remarked.
-
-"I'm used to it," he said. "I have two sisters."
-
-I do not know what he meant. It sounded very rude. Almost like one of
-my own relations.
-
-We caught the train; and, after changing at Chichester, reached
-Angmering at last. By that time I had come to the conclusion that Mr
-Sanford was one of the most delightful persons I had ever encountered.
-And so intellectual. A trifle dogmatic perhaps, and a little inclined
-to regard me as younger than I was. We had a long and most interesting
-discussion about women in politics. A subject of which I knew
-absolutely nothing. But it was not necessary, on that account, that he
-should hint as much. Which he very nearly did. Yet, on the whole, I
-could not but regard him as the kind of cousin to do one credit. And,
-at the risk of making her conceited, almost made up my mind to tell
-Hetty so next time I wrote to her.
-
-Dear Miss Winston! We found her, looking like the shadow of her former
-self, lying on such a hard old couch, in such a poor little room. Had
-I been an angel she could not have seemed more glad to see me. As I
-told her all about it she was so sweet. And when I gave her the twenty
-five-pound notes for which Mr Sanford had changed the cheque at
-Chichester, the way in which she thanked me did make me feel so
-strange. As if I had done anything to deserve her thanks. I never knew
-how happy it made one to be the bearer of good news until that day. As
-I came away I almost felt as if I had been in the presence of
-something sacred.
-
-On our way home Mr Sanford and I had a warm argument about old-age
-pensions, which nearly ended in a tiff. After we had been talking
-about them for more than half an hour he as good as said that he did
-not believe that I knew what an old age-pension was. Even if that was
-true--and it was, perfectly--I did not propose to allow him--almost a
-stranger--to accuse me of downright ignorance; as if I were an
-untutored savage. He might know something about everything; and anyone
-could see that he was awfully clever, while I might know nothing about
-anything,--which possibly was the case. Still, it was not civil for
-him to remark on it. The fact was, that he would persist in regarding
-me--I could see quite plainly what was in his mind--as if I were a
-mere child. Which, at sixteen, one emphatically is not. I do not
-hesitate to admit that I snubbed him in order to let him see that I
-resented his quite intolerable airs of superior wisdom.
-
-Which made it the more singular that he should have told me, as we
-were entering the drive, that he had to thank me for one of the
-pleasantest days he had spent in his life. Considering that I had been
-metaphorically sitting upon him for ever so long, I did not at all
-understand what he had to thank me for.
-
-When I got out my desk, to commence a letter to Hetty, my copy of Miss
-Winston's sentence was nowhere to be found. I could not think what had
-become of it. I distinctly remembered Mr Sanford taking it off the
-table, and making some uninvited comments on the writing--he seemed
-fond of criticising other people. But I did not recall what had
-happened to it afterwards. He could not have put it into his pocket by
-mistake. It seemed such a very odd thing for him to have done. And so
-excessively careless.
-
-
-
-
- V
-
- THE PEOPLE'S STOCK EXCHANGE
-
-
-Although we were not paupers, for ever so long after mother's death we
-lived pretty much as if we were. We hated the idea of living in a
-town; especially London, and we could not get a servant to stop at The
-Chase. Considering that the family consisted of Dick and me, and the
-four children, who all of them insisted on doing exactly as they
-pleased, it really was no wonder. The consequence was, that we
-generally had to do everything for ourselves, and the way in which
-things were done was beyond description. A stranger dropping in
-suddenly would have supposed himself to have wandered into something
-between a lunatic asylum and a workhouse.
-
-Of course, as the head of the family, this state of things occasioned
-me much concern. I knew that it was not what mother would have wished.
-But when I spoke to the others about it, they all started laying the
-blame upon each other, and even upon me. The fact is, when we were
-servantless, the boys expected Nora and me to do everything. We did
-not see it. Especially as it was almost invariably their fault that we
-were without a creature to do a thing. Their habits were so erratic.
-You could not expect a properly trained servant--or indeed anyone--to
-take them up their breakfasts in bed at intervals of half an hour or
-so. Or--if they had made up their minds to fly off to the other side
-of the county--to have a regular meal ready at perhaps five o'clock in
-the morning. As for lunch, they expected that to be on all day. And
-always something hot and really nice. As for tea, as a rule, Nora and
-I had ours together; but no one ever knew when the boys would insist
-on having theirs. It was the same with dinner. We always had had a
-proper dinner, and I felt, strongly, that because mother was dead we
-ought not all at once to behave as if we were barbarians, and leave
-off everything she had accustomed us to. And Dick said that he agreed
-with me. So I fixed it first for seven; then half-past; then eight;
-then for all sorts of times. But it was no use. Either one of the
-boys would come in half an hour before the proper time, starving,
-because--through his own fault--he had had nothing to eat all day,
-and, before anyone could stop him, would seize whatever was cooking,
-and make a meal off it there and then. Or else some of them would
-be ever so late, and make a tremendous fuss because we had not
-waited--even to the extent of expecting another dinner to be served
-there and then. In that respect Dick was as bad as anyone. No cook
-would stand that sort of thing--and no cook did.
-
-If we could only have found mother's will it might all have been so
-different. Because it was not at all unlikely that she had appointed
-someone as guardian, and to take proper control of everything until
-the children had grown up. As it was, so far as we knew, no one
-had a right to even send the boys to school. And as they refused,
-point-blank, to go of their own accord, educationally they bade fair
-to shine. At Mr Sanford's suggestion we tried a tutor. The tricks they
-played him were beyond conception. Nothing would induce him to stop.
-He actually threatened us with an action for damages. I do not quite
-know what for, but Mr Sanford had to pay him something extra before he
-would be satisfied.
-
-I do not wish it to be supposed that the boys were bad boys. They were
-not. They had loved mother dearly, and I do not believe they had ever
-given her any trouble. But I fancy they had never been very fond of
-school. And the sudden chance of liberty had turned their heads.
-Besides, they had all made up their minds to be things for which
-much book-learning was not required. And if Jack was going to be an
-engine-driver, and Jim either a fireman or an aeronaut, and Con a
-naturalist, it did seem a pity to spend a lot of money on unnecessary
-schooling.
-
-Unfortunately we could not find a will. The presumption was that
-mother had made one, but that it had been stolen, because one day I
-came upon a box of papers which was locked up in one of the drawers in
-her wardrobe.
-
-Oh dear, how strange I felt as I looked through them. Almost as if I
-were prying into mother's secrets. Although I know perfectly well that
-there was nothing which now she would have wished to have kept hidden
-from me. There were all father's letters--even the love-letters which
-he had written to her before they were married. If I had only known
-that they were there, I would have had them placed with her in the
-coffin, so that they might have been hers only, even in the grave. I
-think she would have liked it. By the beautiful way in which they had
-been kept bound about with ribbons tied in true lovers' knots, you
-could see how sacred she had held them. There were all sorts of things
-besides. In particular, quantities of ball programmes. She must have
-seen a great deal of Society at one time. What a strange change must
-have taken place in her life, because I did not remember her once
-going anywhere. Some of the things were beyond my comprehension. I
-wondered what history was attached to a tiny Maltese cross wrapped in
-silver paper. There were lots of things which suggested us children.
-Actually, there were the first letters we had each of us written to
-mother! Such scrawls! Locks of hair, tiny shoes, a baby's cap, a
-beautiful christening gown, and I do not know what else besides. Fancy
-her keeping them all those years! I wondered if, when Nora and I were
-grown-up, and were married, and had children of our own, we should
-have a treasure-box like mother's, containing mementoes of our dear
-ones. I think if I ever do, I should like to have it with me in my
-grave. If I had known of its existence mother should have had hers.
-
-All except one thing which was in it. And it is that to which I have
-been coming all this time. It was a sheet of foolscap paper, folded in
-three. On one side was written, in mother's writing: "Contents of
-Brown Despatch-Box." When I opened it I perceived that it was a sort
-of inventory. It began,--
-
-"In the brown despatch-box are--
-
- "My husband's will,
- My own will,
- My husband's jewels,"
-
---and then it went on to give quite a long list. Now I knew the brown
-despatch-box. We all did. It had been father's. There were his
-initials--R. B.--in gold letters on the lid. It was unlocked by a tiny
-little key. I had always understood from mother that she had kept all
-sorts of wonderful things inside of it. Yet, after she had been
-buried, and we had got rid of the Ogre, and had found her keys, it was
-empty. It contained not a vestige of anything. I thought it curious at
-the time. We all had done. But I thought it still more curious by the
-time I had reached the bottom of that list.
-
-Next time Mr Sanford came to see us--which was a day or two
-afterwards--I handed it to him. He made inquiries at Somerset House,
-where, it appears, they keep such things, and there, sure enough, was
-a copy of father's will. It was simplicity itself, just two lines--
-
-"I give and bequeath everything of which I die possessed to my dear
-wife, for her sole and absolute use."
-
-So that, so far as we were concerned, everything depended upon what
-was in mother's will. Mr Sanford explained to us that at Somerset
-House they only keep a copy when the original will has been what they
-call "proved." And the whereabouts of the original will was just the
-question. Was it in existence? and, if so, where?
-
-Dick expressed all our sentiments in language of his own.
-
-"The Ogre collared it; that's what's come to the thing. What asses we
-were, not to have suspected him of it at the time!"
-
-"If," observed Mr Sanford, "he collared that, then the probability is
-that he collared a good deal else besides. For instance, your father's
-jewels. Do any of you know anything about them?"
-
-"It's a most extraordinary thing," I explained, "that I should ever
-have forgotten them. Mother's death was so sudden, and everything was
-in such confusion, that, except the one fact that she was dead, all
-the rest passed clean out of my mind. But I remember them perfectly.
-Why, it was only during the last holidays before she died that she
-showed some of them to me. I went into the morning-room one day, and
-she had the brown despatch-box on the table, and it was full of
-things. She had a leather case open in her hand. In it were a number
-of rings. 'See, Molly,' she said, 'there are some of your father's
-rings. Your father had some beautiful jewels. I am keeping it for Dick
-and the boys!"
-
-"You are sure she said that she was keeping it?"
-
-"Perfectly certain. Another small case was lying on the table. She
-took it up. 'Look,' she said, 'this was a present to your father. It
-is one of the most beautiful diamonds I have ever seen. It can be worn
-either in a ring, or as a pin, or as a stud.' She attached it to three
-pieces of gold which were with it in the case, to let me see how that
-was managed. 'Did he often wear it?' I asked. 'No,' she said; 'he
-didn't.' And she laughed. 'Your father scarcely ever wore ornaments of
-any kind. And this is much too fine a stone for a gentleman to wear.
-But it is worth a great deal of money all the same.'"
-
-"Of course I knew about father's jewels," chorused Dick. "Once, when I
-was quite a little chap, she showed me a magnificent gold repeater
-watch, and told me it was father's, and that perhaps one day it would
-be mine. She touched a spring and let me hear it chime the hours, and
-the quarters, and the minutes. There were a lot of other things
-besides, though I can't tell you quite what, and I fancy there were
-two or three more watches."
-
-"Where did your mother keep this despatch-box?' asked Mr Sanford.
-
-"Where we found it, and where she kept all her private papers--locked
-up in her bureau."
-
-"But neither the bureau nor the box showed any signs of having been
-tampered with."
-
-"Of course not. Mr Miller borrowed mother's keys, without asking
-leave, and had the free run of everything. We knew nothing about what
-was going on. All he had to do was to unlock things, and walk off with
-what he wanted. Pretty idiots we were to let him get clean away with
-them. Goodness only knows what he has taken."
-
-Mr Sanford, who had been serious enough all through, looked graver
-than ever when Dick said that.
-
-"That is exactly the point. Under the circumstances it is difficult
-for us to determine what may not be missing. I am afraid that Mr
-Miller is an unprincipled person."
-
-"There's no fear about that--it's a dead sure thing. He's a confounded
-highway robber, as well as a miserable area sneak."
-
-Dick's language is so strong. But Mr Sanford did not seem to notice
-it.
-
-"If all the items mentioned were in the despatch-box at the time of
-your mother's decease, and the correctness of her list is to be
-implicitly relied upon--"
-
-"If mother says a thing was there, it was there; you can bet on that."
-
-"Then, in that case, it seems only too probable that Mr Miller has
-robbed you of a very large amount of valuable property--"
-
-"I'd like to have the flogging of him!"
-
-"Besides the will, which is itself of cardinal importance; and your
-father's jewels, which evidently were worth a considerable sum--"
-
-"I should think so!"
-
-"There is here a list of no less than thirteen securities, all of the
-highest class, which are stated to have represented--apparently at par
-value--over £50,000. At present prices they would be worth more. The
-presumption is that scrip, or bonds, or other legal documents
-representing ownership, were in that box. If such was the case, the
-question is--where are they now?"
-
-"£50,000!" I cried.
-
-I have no doubt that we all of us looked amazed at the magnitude of
-the sum.
-
-"That scoundrel," declared Dick, "is living on them--on the fat of the
-land."
-
-"Since they were all easily negotiable, and could be turned into cash
-at a moment's notice, if our suspicions are well founded--"
-
-"Which they are!"
-
-"It is practically certain that Mr Miller is in the enjoyment of a
-comfortable little fortune. Not the least extraordinary part of the
-matter is, that had not your sister come upon this list, almost, as it
-seems, by accident, we might never have known that such securities
-were in existence. As it is, I fear we shall have some trouble in
-tracing their possession to Mr Miller; and still more trouble in
-tracing him."
-
-It was ever so long--months and months--after I had found out what
-ought to have been in the despatch-box, that I went on a tremendous
-expedition--to London, all by myself. I was to meet Hetty Travers and
-her mother at St James's Hall--and perhaps Mr Sanford might be there,
-but he could not be sure--and then we were all going to a concert
-together. That was a Saturday. Hetty lived at Beckenham. And after the
-concert I was going to stay with her until the Monday.
-
-That was the programme.
-
-At home it was a lovely morning. So I thought I would go up by a
-pretty early train and do some shopping. I had quite a lot of money,
-and I wanted ever so many things, and you can buy things much better
-in London than at West Marden. It was true that I did not know much
-about London; for instance, I could not have found my way from St
-Paul's Churchyard to Regent Street. But I had heard Dick say that when
-you did not know your way to a place, all you had to do was to jump
-into a hansom and trust to the driver. He maintained that while there
-was a hansom to be found no one need be lost in town. So that was just
-what I did do. I took one from London Bridge to Oxford Street; then,
-when I had got what I wanted there, another to Regent Street, which,
-driving, seemed really no distance at all; and then a third to St
-Paul's Churchyard. Then, just as I was getting as hungry as anything,
-and was wondering where I could get something to eat, I found that all
-the shops were actually closing, and that I had scarcely any time left
-in which to get to St James's Hall. I get into a cab, and told the man
-to drive as fast as he could; it was then past two, and I was supposed
-to be there at half-past.
-
-He went off at a pretty good pace. But he had scarcely gone any
-distance when I saw on the pavement, a little way in front--the Ogre!
-Mr Stephen Miller! The sight of him drove everything else clean out of
-my head. I jumped up in the cab, exclaiming,--
-
-"Stop! stop!"
-
-I daresay the cabman though I was going to jump out while he was
-going; and I believe I should have done so if he had gone on. But he
-pulled his horse back on to its haunches, and out I jumped. The Ogre,
-sublimely unconscious of who was behind him, had moved aside as if he
-were about to enter a great stone building which he had just reached.
-However, I was in front of him before he could get to the door; and I
-lost no time in coming to the point.
-
-"Mr Miller," I cried, "where's mother's will, and father's jewels, and
-all our money?"
-
-He stared at me as if I were the last person he expected--or
-desired--to see; and I daresay I was. I thought at first that he was
-going to turn on his heel and run. But that was only for a moment.
-After he had recovered from the sudden shock--and the sight of me must
-have been a shock to him--he glared with his horrid bloodshot eyes as
-if he would have liked to devour me, bones and all.
-
-"I fancy there must be some mistake. I have not the pleasure of
-knowing who you are."
-
-His wicked untruthfulness took me aback.
-
-"You don't know who I am?--You do!--I'm Molly Boyes!"
-
-"Unfortunately I have not the honour of knowing who Molly Boyes may
-be. And as I have a pressing appointment, I am afraid you must excuse
-me."
-
-He put out his arm and, thrusting me on one side, dashed through the
-swing door into the building in front of which we were standing. He
-gave me such a push that it was a wonder I did not fall right over. By
-the time I had recovered myself sufficiently to rush after him there
-was nothing of him to be seen. He had either vanished into air, or
-into one of the innumerable offices which apparently the place
-contained. In front of me was a staircase; beyond it was a passage; on
-my right was a second passage; on my left a third. In which direction
-he had gone there was nothing to show. While I was standing there,
-feeling rather silly, a gentleman came out of one of the doors towards
-me. He was not bad looking; but he wore a green tie with pink spots
-which I did not like at all.
-
-"Can you tell me," I asked, "where Mr Miller has gone?"
-
-"Mr Miller? I'm afraid I don't know the name. Has he offices here?"
-
-"He just came in!"
-
-I described him as well as I could. The stranger seemed interested. He
-even smiled.
-
-"Your description sounds like Mr Kenrick, of The People's Stock
-Exchange. The offices are on the fourth floor. You will see the name
-on a tablet against the wall."
-
-It did not seem very promising. Kenrick did not sound like Miller. And
-I could not conceive of his having any connection with such an
-institution as The People's Stock Exchange. I was sorry for it if he
-had. Still up the stairs I went--it was a long way up to the fourth
-floor; and there, in black letters on a white tablet, amidst lots of
-other names, was "No. 169. The People's Stock Exchange. Mr George
-Kenrick." I went first round one corner, then round another--there was
-not a soul to be seen from whom to ask the way--and I was commencing
-to wonder if I should have to keep on chasing myself round corners for
-the rest of the afternoon when all of a sudden I heard someone
-shouting at the top of his voice. A door opened at the end of the
-passage in which I was and someone came out, addressing to someone
-within remarks which were uttered in such stentorian tones that it was
-quite impossible to avoid hearing what he said--
-
-"I'll tell you what you are, Mr Kenrick--you're a scoundrel and a
-thief! And clever though you are, you'll find yourself at the Old
-Bailey yet before you've done--you dirty rascal!"
-
-He shut the door with a bang which thundered through the place. He was
-very tall, with a long grey beard, and his hat crammed over his eyes;
-and as he strode past me he did look so very angry that I did not dare
-ask who he had been speaking to. But the language he had used was so
-extremely applicable to the Ogre, that I felt convinced it must be he.
-So I went to the room out of which he had come. Sure enough, on the
-glass door was "The People's Stock Exchange." I entered, and there, on
-the other side of a polished counter, was Mr Stephen Miller.
-
-"I have found you again," I remarked.
-
-He was talking to a young man--quite a boy, in fact--who was moving
-towards the door as I went in.
-
-"You'll be here at the usual time on Monday?"
-
-"Yes, sir."
-
-The youth regarded me with what I almost felt was a twinkle in his
-eye; though I had not the remotest notion what he meant by such
-behaviour. And the Ogre and I were left alone. I repeated my previous
-observation.
-
-"You perceive that I have found you again."
-
-"It would seem so." He stood rubbing his chin and regarding me with a
-contemplative kind of air. He was ever so much better dressed than he
-ever was in our part of the world; but, in spite of it, he looked just
-the same disreputable, untrustworthy object. If anything, his face was
-fatter and redder than it used to be; and his eyes more bloodshot.
-"Come into my private office."
-
-He led the way into a room beyond, and I followed. When we were in he
-stared at me again; and this time he grinned.
-
-"You're quite a beauty--that's a pretty frock of yours. Perhaps it's
-the frock that does it--you never know." His manner made my cheeks
-burn. "Well, and how are they all at The Chase?"
-
-Fancy his having the impudence to ask such a question!
-
-"Thank you; they are all quite well. I want my mother's will--and
-father's jewels--and the securities which were in the brown
-despatch-box."
-
-"You do, do you? Are they missing?"
-
-"You know very well that they are missing--since you took them."
-
-"Took them, did I? Odd what things one sometimes does by accident."
-
-"It was no accident, as you are perfectly aware. Will you give them to
-me, please, as I am in a hurry?"
-
-"Give them to you? Do you expect me to hand them over now--at once?"
-
-"Most certainly. I don't intend to leave until I have them."
-
-"Suppose I leave?"
-
-"Then I shall follow you until we come to a policeman, to whom I shall
-give you in charge."
-
-He laughed; though what there was to laugh at in the notion of being
-locked up was beyond my comprehension.
-
-"So that's the idea. Well, I shouldn't like being sent to prison--it's
-not to be expected--"
-
-"You will have brought it upon yourself."
-
-"So I'll tell you what I'll do; you give me a kiss and I'll hand
-over."
-
-I flamed up.
-
-"How dare you say such a thing!"
-
-"All right! all right!--you look spiteful; and it seems you are. Sorry
-I asked for what isn't to be had. I keep what you want outside; if you
-wait here I'll go and fetch it."
-
-His insolent suggestion had made me so furious that, without stopping
-to think, supposing he meant what he said, I let him go. The door
-closed behind him as he went; but as there was a spring which made it
-close, I saw nothing strange in that. And I waited. His horrible
-proposal--and something, too, about his words, looks and manner made
-me conscious of a distinct sense of discomfort. I half wished that I
-had allowed him to escape, and made no attempt to follow. I glanced at
-my watch. It was past half-past two! What would the cabman think of me
-outside--and I had left three parcels in his cab!--and Hetty and her
-mother waiting for me at St James' Hall. I went to the door and turned
-the handle. It declined to yield. Imagining that there might be some
-trick in opening it, perhaps connected with the spring--because I knew
-that they had all sorts of queer inventions in the city--I rapped at
-the panel.
-
-"Mr Miller!" I cried. "Mr Miller! Will you open this door, please, and
-be quick, because I'm late already!"
-
-No answer. I rapped again--and called again. Then--at last!--I
-suspected. I stooped down and saw that the door was locked. I banged
-at it with both my fists.
-
-"Mr Miller! How dare you lock the door. Open it at once and let me
-out!"
-
-But not a bit of it. That was not his intention at all. Whether he was
-or was not on the other side I could not tell. It was a great, strong,
-heavy door, and so long as he chose to keep it locked, it was
-impossible for me to find out.
-
-Suppose he was not there? if it was all a trick? and if he had imposed
-on my simplicity and made a fool of me? The mere possibility of such a
-thing made me so mad that tears of rage came into my eyes. There must
-be a bell somewhere. There was; an electric bell, represented by an
-ivory button. I pressed it: kept on pressing it. No result seemed to
-follow. I could hear no sound. Was it ringing? If so, where?
-
-As I listened, I was struck by the curious silence. I had no idea that
-in London it could be so still. Considering the hugeness of the
-buildings, and the clatter of the great thoroughfare through which I
-had come, it seemed so odd. Could I be alone in that great place? The
-prospect did not appear agreeable. I turned to the window. It was
-quite narrow, though tremendously high, and filled with frosted glass,
-or whatever they call it, so that I could not see through. I had to
-stand on a chair to reach the top of the sash. Then I could not see
-out.
-
-I seemed to have got myself into a thoroughly delightful position.
-Time was getting on. Hetty and her mother would be wondering if
-anything had happened to me. Something certainly had. But they would
-never guess what. How long was I to stop in that room? This was
-Saturday. I seemed to remember having heard that people left business
-early on Saturdays. I myself had seen that the shops were being
-closed. Perhaps that was the explanation of the silence. Everybody
-might have gone. The whole place might be deserted. In that case not a
-creature might be back till Monday. I had heard the Ogre say to the
-departing youth,--
-
-"You'll be here at the usual time on Monday?"
-
-Monday! Was it conceivable that I might have to stay in that wretch's
-office till--Monday! Long before then I should be raving mad. I picked
-up a ruler off the table and hammered with it on the door and shouted.
-How I shouted! But no one took the slightest notice--I doubted very
-much if there was anyone to hear. The room through which I had come
-was much larger than the one in which I was. The passage was beyond.
-If, as was probable, the outer door was also closed, then my noise
-would hardly penetrate into the passage. Apart from the fact that the
-offices were at the end of the passage, and that no one would be
-likely to come that way, except on business. And if business was over
-until Monday?
-
-But I was not disposed to simply hammer and shout. I proposed to do
-something. Monte Cristo escaped from the Chateau d'If. And if by any
-possible means I could win my way out I did not intend to remain the
-Ogre's prisoner a moment longer than I could help. So, by way of a
-commencement, I smashed the window. With the ruler I deliberately
-knocked out as much of the frosted glass as I could. Most of it went
-outside and, amid the prevailing stillness, it seemed to make quite a
-terrible noise. I found that the look-out was into a sort of well. The
-frame was so narrow, and the fringe of broken glass so obvious, that I
-could not lean right out; and from as far as I could get I could not
-see the bottom, nor the top either. There were walls and windows
-above, below, all around. And, so far as I could perceive, nothing
-else.
-
-While I was wondering whatever I should do next, a window right
-opposite, on the other side of the well, was thrown up, and someone
-looked out, a masculine someone. I do not think I was ever so glad to
-see anyone in my life as I was to see that boy--he appeared to me to
-be a boy, though I daresay he supposed himself to be a man. The sight
-of me seemed to occasion him surprise--which was not to be wondered
-at.
-
-"I beg your pardon, but--have you just broken that window?
-
-"I have!"
-
-"It made such an all-fired din that I thought something had happened."
-
-"Something has happened! I'm shut up in here!"
-
-"No? Are you? What a horrid shame. We're in the same box, because I'm
-shut up in here. Governor told me not to go till he came back from
-lunch, and as he's gone off with some other fellows to a regular
-spread, it looks as though he's never coming back again. And I ought
-to be down at Richmond for a cricket match. It looks like getting
-there! Though what they'll do without me I can't think. Because,
-apart from batting, with the leather I'm a marvel. My name's
-Clifford--perhaps you know my name? Last Saturday, playing for the
-Putney Pilgrims, I took eight wickets in nine overs. It was in the
-papers. Perhaps you saw it there. I don't know if you're interested in
-that sort of thing."
-
-He rattled on at such a rate that he did not give me a chance to
-speak.
-
-"I'm afraid you don't understand: I'm locked in here."
-
-"Locked in? No? Not really?"
-
-"Yes, really!" He was dense. "And I want you to come and break down
-the door and let me out."
-
-"Break down the door? Me? What ho! Pray, are you trying to take a rise
-out of yours truly? I'm more than seven, you know."
-
-"You don't look it; and you don't sound it either."
-
-I tried to explain.
-
-"If you will listen, I will endeavour to make you understand. This
-place belongs to a robber and a thief. I came to get back some of the
-things he has stolen. He's gone away and locked the door, and left me
-here, and I want you to come and let me out!"
-
-"I say! Isn't that rather a rummy story?"
-
-"I don't know if it's rummy or not--it's true! And if you don't want
-to see me throw myself out of the window you'll come, at once!"
-
-"For goodness' sake, don't talk about throwing yourself out of the
-window. You'd make an awful mess if you did. It's a bit of a
-drop--Hollo! here's the governor!"
-
-I heard a voice speaking behind him.
-
-"Yes, here is the governor. And pray, Master Clifford, what are you
-doing there?" Master Clifford vanished. In his place appeared a short
-dark man, with an eyeglass and a moustache turned up at the ends. He
-smiled in my direction as if he had known me all his life. "Delighted
-to see you. Lovely afternoon, isn't it? You make a charming picture in
-that frame."
-
-"I'm a prisoner!" I cried.
-
-"You're what?"
-
-"A prisoner!"
-
-"You look as if it were more your custom to make captives of others.
-Are you in earnest?"
-
-"Don't I sound as if I were in earnest? Of course I am in earnest!"
-
-I tried to explain all over again. The stupidity of some people is
-extraordinary. Even when I had finished he did not seem to comprehend.
-
-"Do you know that you're proposing that I should break into another
-man's premises?"
-
-"Do you want me to stop locked in here till you do! Because I shall go
-mad and kill myself long before then."
-
-"May I ask your name?"
-
-"My name is Molly Boyes, and I live at The Chase, West Marden, and I
-ought to have met Hetty Travers at St James's Hall at half-past two,
-and now I don't know what time it is!"
-
-"But I do. It's time I was off."
-
-He spoke as if he did not care a button about me. I was seized with a
-perfect paroxysm of fear.
-
-"Oh please--please--please--don't go and leave me!--please let me
-out!--please--please!"
-
-I could not see his face through my blinding tears; but I fancy I
-startled him.
-
-"My dear Miss Boyes! Don't distress yourself like that! You'll spoil
-those pretty eyes of yours! You mustn't think me a brute; but yours is
-such an extraordinary statement. But, as you do seem serious, I'll
-come round and see what I can do. By the way, where are you?"
-
-"I'm at 169; it's called The People's Stock Exchange,
-and belongs to a man who calls himself Kenrick,
-but--his--real--name's--Stephen--Miller!"
-
-"So that's The People's Stock Exchange! I wasn't aware we were such
-close neighbours. I begin to see daylight. So you're one of the sheep,
-and you've been fleeced! I fancy it won't be the first shindy they've
-had at that establishment. Here, Clifford, just go and find a
-policeman and bring him here! If you'll wait, Miss Boyes, I'll come
-round to you as soon as I possibly can."
-
-He vanished--and I waited. As if there was anything else I could do!
-My heart sank directly he vanished from the window. He did not seem a
-bit in earnest. I felt convinced that he would not care a scrap if I
-was locked in there until the crack of given another glance at his
-watch, he would come to the conclusion that it was more than time for
-him to go off home to tea, and that it really was not worth while
-bothering about the girl over the way. He seemed that kind of man.
-Supposing he did? My last straw would be gone!
-
-As the hours--which, I suppose, according to the clock, were only
-minutes--dragged past, and still nothing happened, I concluded that
-that was what he had done. What a state of mind I was in! I hammered
-with the ruler, and yelled and shouted, so that I might attract
-attention if anyone was about. And at last--such a long at
-last--I heard the outside door being opened; footsteps approached my
-door; there was a little fumbling with the keyhole; and--I was
-unlocked! There stood a porter-looking sort of person, a policeman,
-and the eye-glassed man from over the way. He had had more sense--and
-more heart--than I had imagined. He had hunted up a caretaker, who
-actually possessed a key--I think it was one key, though I own I do
-not see how it could have been--which opened every door in the place,
-and with it he had opened the one behind which I was imprisoned.
-
-Oh, with what rapture I greeted those three extremely plain-looking
-men! No wonder they seemed pleased with themselves when I almost
-jumped into their arms!
-
-That night I slept at Beckenham. Hetty and her mother were nearly out
-of their minds. Mr Sanford had gone to the concert. When I did not
-appear he telegraphed home to know what had become of me. On their
-replying that I had gone to London with the intention of going to the
-concert, he tore about in every direction. By the time I did turn up
-they appeared to have concluded that I must be dead. Their
-countenances when I told them my adventures!
-
-When the Ogre left me locked in his private office he left The
-People's Stock Exchange for good. He never showed his face in that
-neighbourhood again. It seemed that he had used the money of which he
-had robbed us to help him to rob others. The People's Stock Exchange
-was a gigantic swindle. I did not quite understand how; but Mr Sanford
-said that he deserved penal servitude for life. Next time I see him he
-will probably get it.
-
-I do not know what became of that cab of mine. Nor of the parcels
-which I left inside. And in them were some lovely things. It's a
-dreadful shame!
-
-
-
-
- VI
-
- BREAKING THE ICE
-
-
-Shortly after my seventeenth birthday Mr Sanford and I had a serious
-difference of opinion which almost amounted to a quarrel. I do not say
-that the fault was entirely his. But that is not the point. The point
-is whether, every time you happen to be not quite exactly right, you
-are to be treated as if you were a mere worm, and have your age thrown
-in your face.
-
-It was not my fault that I was only seventeen. As Mr Pitt said--I
-remember reading about it at Mrs Sawyer's--being young is a crime one
-grows out of. Rome was not built in a day. You cannot do everything at
-once. It is quite certain that you cannot be ninety in five minutes.
-I was perfectly aware that Mr Sanford was twenty-five. It is not a
-time of life against which I have a word to say. I feel sure that it
-is a delightful age. But I cannot understand why persons who are
-twenty-five should consider themselves so immensely superior to
-persons who are only seventeen. Or, if they are superior, and are
-known to be, that is no reason why they should show it.
-
-On my birthday Mr Sanford gave me a box of gloves. Now I am five feet
-five and a half inches high. I know I am, because when Dick made me
-stand up against the wall with my hair down and a book on my head, he
-said he never should have thought it from the look of me. Which was
-not a nice thing to say. But then brothers have manners of their own.
-I want to know what size of hand a person who is nearly five feet six
-high ought to have. Because, directly I opened the box, I saw that
-they were lovely gloves, but that they were all six and a half.
-
-"Oh, what a pity!" I cried. "They'll be like boats on me! I take six
-and a quarter!"
-
-Of course, I am conscious that it was not precisely a civil remark to
-make; and, had I reflected, I might not have made it. But it was out
-before I even guessed it was coming. As it was out, it was. And,
-anyhow, it was simply the truth. At the time, Mr Sanford was as nice
-as possible. He expressed his regret for the mistake which had
-occurred, and volunteered to change them.
-
-He did change them. Four or five days afterwards he came with another
-box. It was the sixteenth of November, a Thursday. As it turned out to
-be a memorable day to me, I have the best of reasons for keeping the
-exact date in my mind. I shall never forget it--never--not if I live
-long enough to lose my memory. It was very cold. All the week it had
-been freezing. That is, off and on. Because I admit that it might
-occasionally have risen above freezing point. But it certainly had
-been freezing all the day before, and all that morning--hard. Ice was
-everywhere. I had made up my mind to try it, and had just finished
-cleaning my skates when Mr Sanford came in.
-
-"Why," he exclaimed, when he saw them, "what are you going to do with
-those?"
-
-"I'm going to skate with them. What is one generally supposed to do
-with skates?"
-
-"But, my dear Miss Boyes, it's impossible. After two or three days'
-more frost, perhaps, but at present the ice won't bear."
-
-Now there was just that something about his tone which nettled me. It
-was the way he had of taking it for granted that, because he said a
-thing, the matter was necessarily at an end, since it was impossible
-to imagine that anyone would venture on remonstrance.
-
-"I daresay it will be strong enough to bear me."
-
-"I very much doubt it."
-
-"Do you? Do you skate?"
-
-"A little."
-
-"Then, since that sister and those brothers of mine have gone off,
-they alone know where, may I venture to suggest that you should come
-with me?"
-
-"I shall be delighted--as far as the ice. I'm sure you'll find that it
-won't bear. And, anyhow, I've no skates."
-
-"There are a pair of Dick's. They're not very rusty. And I don't
-suppose you'll find them very much too small."
-
-He took them up--and smiled.
-
-"As you say, they're not very rusty, and I daresay my feet are not
-very much more gigantic than Dick's, but--"
-
-"But what?"
-
-"I shall be very glad to come with you to examine the ice. But when
-you get to it you'll find that skating is out of the question."
-
-"If I get to the ice I promise you that I'll go on it. I am
-passionately fond of skating, and as we so seldom get any, I like to
-take advantage of every chance I get. Besides, I am not afraid of a
-little cold water, even if it does happen to be a degree or two under
-the usual temperature."
-
-He laughed. He had a way of laughing when I said things which were not
-meant to be comical which puzzled me and annoyed me too. Fortunately
-for himself he changed the subject, handing me the box he had been
-carrying.
-
-"I've brought the gloves. This time I hope you will find that they are
-not like boats. I am credibly informed that they are six and a
-quarter."
-
-"Thank you so much. I really am ashamed of myself for giving you so
-much trouble--it's so sweet of you. Oh, what lovely gloves. Just the
-shades I like. As I have brought none down with me I think I'll put a
-pair on now."
-
-I ought to have known better. I had, as I have said, just finished
-cleaning my skates, and had been washing my hands, and, in
-consequence, they were cold. It is not, at any time, the work of only
-a moment to put on a brand new pair of properly-fitting gloves.
-Everybody knows that, who knows anything at all. They require coaxing.
-Especially is this the case when your hands are cold. And certainly
-the task is not rendered easier by the knowledge that you are being
-observed by critical, supercilious eyes, towards whose owner you
-entertain a touch of resentment. Those gloves would not go on. The
-consciousness that Mr Sanford was staring at me with obvious amusement
-made me, perhaps, more awkward than I should have been. But, whatever
-the cause, I do not think I ever had so much trouble with a pair of
-gloves either before or since.
-
-Presently he spoke.
-
-"Rather tight, aren't they?"
-
-"Tight? What do you mean? I suppose they're six and a quarter?"
-
-"Oh, yes, they're six and a quarter. But don't you think it might have
-been better to have kept the original six and a half for the sake of
-the additional ease?"
-
-"Ease? You don't want ease in a glove."
-
-"No? That's rather a novel point of view. Do you want it to be uneasy,
-then?"
-
-"A properly fitting glove never is uneasy. You are possibly not aware
-that a new glove always is a little difficult to get on the first
-time."
-
-"Yes--so it seems."
-
-Something in his tone annoyed me, particularly the impertinent
-suggestion which I felt sure it was intended to convey. I gave an
-angry try at the glove, and, behold! it split. I know I went crimson
-all over. Mr Sanford laughed outright.
-
-"When you try to cram a quart into a pint pot something is bound to
-go."
-
-A ruder remark I had never had addressed to me. My own brothers could
-not have been more vulgar. Even they had never compared my hand with
-either a quart or a pint pot. An observation of that kind it was
-impossible that I should condescend to notice. Removing the glove,
-with all the dignity at my command, I replaced it in the box.
-
-"I think that I had better wear a pair of gloves which have become
-adapted to the unfortunate conformation of my hands."
-
-"But, Molly--"
-
-"I don't know who has given you permission to use my Christian name,
-Mr Sanford. I have noticed that you have done so two or three times
-recently. I am not a relative of yours."
-
-His eyes twinkled. Although I did not look at him I knew they did,
-because of the peculiar way in which he spoke. When they twinkled
-there was always something in his voice which, to the trained ear, was
-unmistakable. Not that I wish it to be inferred that I had paid any
-attention to Mr Sanford's oddities. It was the mere result of my
-tendency to notice trifles.
-
-"But, Miss Boyes, I never could understand why a woman of reasonable
-and proper and delightful proportions should show a desire to be the
-possessor of a hand which, as regards dimensions, would be only suited
-to a dwarf."
-
-"Is it I you are calling a monster, or only my hand?"
-
-"Neither. I should not presume to call you anything. But I would take
-leave to observe that you have as dainty, as well-shaped, as capable,
-and, I may add, as characteristic a pair of hands as I have ever
-seen."
-
-"Personal remarks are not in the best of taste, are they? I believe I
-have had occasion to point that out to you before."
-
-I took that box of gloves upstairs and I banged them on the
-dressing-table. When I looked into the glass I saw that my cheeks were
-glowing, and my eyes too. It was plain that I was in a perfect
-passion. The most exasperating part of it was that I knew what a
-fright bad temper made of me. It always does of your black sort of
-people.
-
-Never did I meet anyone with a greater capacity for rubbing you the
-wrong way than Mr Sanford. And so autocratic! I suppose that if he is
-of opinion that I ought to wear six and three-quarters I shall have
-to. But I will give him clearly to understand that, whatever size my
-hands may be, I shall wear sixes if I like. I do not propose to allow
-him to lay down the law to me, even on the question of gloves.
-
-I kept him waiting as long as ever I could, though up in my bedroom,
-where there was no fire, it was positively freezing, and every moment
-I grew colder and colder, till I felt I must be congealing. But I knew
-that he hated waiting, so, while I dawdled, I wondered if everybody
-was crushed by everybody else as some people crushed me, or, at least,
-as they tried to. When I got down he was standing at the window,
-staring out into the grounds.
-
-"Are you still there? I thought you would have gone. I trust that you
-have not remained on my account. I didn't hurry. Even an old pair of
-gloves cannot be put on in half a second."
-
-"So it would appear."
-
-"As you are not going to skate, and I am, I won't keep you."
-
-"You were good enough to ask me to come with you to see if the ice
-would bear."
-
-"I'm sure it will bear enough for me, though probably not enough for
-you. And as you're nervous, it's hardly worth while to put you to any
-further trouble. You would hardly find it amusing to stand on the bank
-and watch me skating."
-
-"Well, I can fancy more objectionable occupations."
-
-"Can you? There is no accounting for people's fancies."
-
-"There certainly isn't."
-
-"So, as I am already later than I intended, I will wish you good-day.
-And thank you so much for the gloves."
-
-"Good-day, and pray don't mention the gloves--ever again. But I'm
-going with you all the same. I'll borrow Dick's skates on the
-off-chance, and ask his permission afterwards."
-
-"Oh, I've no doubt that Dick will have no objection to your taking
-them; but as you're not going to skate, really, Mr Sanford, it's not
-the slightest use your coming."
-
-"No use, but a great deal of pleasure for me. Let me carry your
-skates."
-
-"Thank you, but I prefer to carry them myself."
-
-He planted himself in front of me, looked me in the face, stretched
-out his arm, and took the skates from my hand. The astonishing part of
-it being that I did not offer the slightest resistance.
-
-"I do declare, Mr Sanford, that you're the most dictatorial person I
-ever met. You appear to be under the impression that people are not
-entitled to have opinions of their own on any subject whatever. I
-suppose I may carry my own skates if I want to."
-
-"Quite so. Suppose we start."
-
-We did start; though I was more than half inclined--since he was
-evidently bent on accompanying me--not to go at all. From the way we
-were beginning I foresaw what would be the end; or, at least, I
-imagined I did. Because, of course, what actually did happen never
-entered my head even as a remote possibility.
-
-I was in a vitriolic temper, which was not improved by the knowledge
-that I was behaving badly, and should, in all probability before long,
-behave much worse. There is nothing more galling than the
-consciousness that the person with whom you are angry is in the right,
-and knows it, and is therefore indisposed to take any notice of your
-tantrums, being resolved, do what you will, not to take you seriously.
-That was what used to make me so mad with Mr Sanford; he would not
-regard me as if I were a serious character. He would persist in
-treating me as if I were a child. Even if I did sometimes behave like
-one, it ought to have made no difference, since at seventeen you are
-not a child, and can behave exactly as you please, because you are
-grown up. Especially after the experience of the world which I had
-had.
-
-The lake was more than a mile away from the house; amid the pine-trees
-in Mr Glennon's wood. A lovely walk. Particularly in that sort of
-weather. But, as the poet does not say, no prospect pleases when your
-temper is vile. The mere fact that I yearned to beg Mr Sanford's
-pardon for being so disagreeable made me nastier than ever. It may
-sound incredible; it is true. Such conversation as there was suggested
-that horrid game called "Snap"--played ill-naturedly.
-
-"Are you an expert skater, Miss Boyes?"
-
-"I can keep myself from falling, though, of course, I cannot compare
-with you."
-
-"I assure you that I have no pretensions in that direction. Like you,
-I can keep myself from falling and that's all."
-
-"Meaning, I presume, that I cannot even do that. Thank you."
-
-Silence. I knew the man was smiling, although I did not look at him.
-After we had gone about another hundred yards he spoke again.
-
-"I always think a woman looks so graceful on the ice."
-
-"You won't think so any longer after you have seen me."
-
-"I think I shall. I cannot conceive you as looking anything but
-graceful, anywhere, in any position."
-
-"I don't think you need sneer."
-
-"Miss Boyes."
-
-"Mr Sanford?"
-
-"I beg your pardon?"
-
-"You beg my pardon? What for?"
-
-"I don't quite know. But I feel you feel that it would be more
-becoming on my part. So I do so. Please will you forgive me?"
-
-"If you have no objection I should prefer to turn back. I do not care
-to skate to-day."
-
-"You need not skate. As I have already remarked, I am convinced that
-the ice will not bear. But we can at least continue our walk."
-
-"I shall skate if we do go on. On that I am determined."
-
-"You are not always so aggressive."
-
-"Nor are you always so domineering. Though I admit that as a rule you
-are. At home they must find you unbearable."
-
-"I hope not. I am sorry you find me domineering. Particularly as you
-are yourself so--plastic."
-
-"I am not plastic. I don't know what you mean. But I am sure I am
-nothing of the kind."
-
-"Molly."
-
-We had reached the stile over which you have to climb to get into the
-wood. He had crossed first, and I was standing on the top step--he was
-holding my hand in his to help me over. I did not notice that he had
-called me Molly.
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"I wish you would be pleasant to me sometimes. You don't know what a
-difference it would make to me."
-
-"What nonsense! I am perfectly convinced that, under any
-circumstances, nothing I could say or do could be of the slightest
-consequence to you."
-
-"Couldn't it? You try!"
-
-"I am much too young."
-
-"Too young! Too young!"
-
-There was all at once something in his voice and manner which gave me
-quite a start. I snatched my hand away and jumped down to the ground.
-
-"We can't stop here all day if we mean to do any skating, and I for
-one certainly do."
-
-I marched off at about five miles an hour. He wore an air of meekness
-which was so little in keeping with his general character that, at the
-bottom of my heart, it rather appalled me.
-
-"I would sooner be snubbed by you than flattered by another woman."
-
-"Snubbed by me! Considering how you're always snubbing me, that's
-amusing."
-
-"I never mean to snub you."
-
-"You never mean to? Then you must be singularly unfortunate in having
-to so constantly act in direct opposition to your intentions. To begin
-with, you hardly ever treat me as if I were a woman at all."
-
-"Well, you are not a woman--are you--quite?"
-
-"Mr Sanford! When you talk like that I feel--! Pray what sort of
-remark do you call that?"
-
-"You are standing at the stepping stones."
-
-"At the stepping-stones?"
-
-"Happy is the man who is to lead you across them."
-
-"I don't in the least understand you. And I would have you to know
-that I feel that it is high time that I should put childish things
-behind me; and I should like other people to recognise that I have
-done so."
-
-"Childish things? What are childish things? Oh, Molly, I wish that you
-could always be a child. And the pity is that one of these days you'll
-be wishing it too."
-
-"I'm sure I sha'n't. It's horrid to be a child."
-
-"Is it?"
-
-"You are always being snubbed."
-
-"Are you?"
-
-"No one treats you with the least respect; or imagines that you can
-possibly ever be in earnest. As for opinions of your own--it's
-considered an absurdity that you should ever have them. Look at you!
-You're laughing at me at this very moment."
-
-"Don't you know why I am laughing at you, Molly?"
-
-Again there was something in the way in which he asked the question
-which gave me the oddest feeling. As if I was half afraid. Ever since
-we had left the stile I had been conscious of the most ridiculous
-sense of nervousness. A thing with which, as a rule, I am never
-troubled. I was suddenly filled with a wild desire to divert the
-conversation from ourselves, no matter how. So I made a desperate
-plunge.
-
-"Have you seen anything of Hetty lately?"
-
-He was still for a moment, as if the sudden reference to his cousin
-occasioned him surprise; and that not altogether of a pleasant kind.
-Though I did not see why it should have done.
-
-"I was not speaking of Hetty. Nor am I anxious to, just now."
-
-"Aren't you? Have you quarrelled with her, as well?"
-
-"As well? Why do you say as well?"
-
-"Oh, I don't know. You're always quarrelling."
-
-"That's not true."
-
-"Thank you. Is that a snub? Or merely a compliment?"
-
-"Molly, why will you treat me like this? It's you who treat me like a
-child, not I you."
-
-"There's the lake at last, thank goodness!"
-
-I did not care if it was rude or not. I was delighted to see it, so I
-said so plainly. What is more, I tore off towards it as hard as I
-could. My rush was so unexpected that I was clean away before he knew
-it. All the same he reached the lake as soon as I did. He could run,
-just as he could do everything else. The ice looked splendid, smooth
-as a sheet of glass. All about were the pines with their frosted
-branches. They seemed to stand in rows, so that they looked like the
-pillars in the aisles of some great cathedral. And then pine-trees
-always are so solemn and so still.
-
-"Give me my skates, please. I want to get them on at once. Doesn't the
-ice look too lovely for anything?
-
-"It's not a question of what it looks like, but of what it will bear."
-He stepped on to the edge. It gave an ominous crack. I daresay, if he
-had waited, long enough, it would have given way beneath him. But he
-did not. He hopped back on to the solid ground. "You see!"
-
-"Excuse me, but that is exactly what I do not do. Here it is under the
-shadow of the trees. Besides, the water is so shallow that it is
-practically cat's ice. I'm sure it's all right a little further round
-and in the middle. It's often cracky near the edge."
-
-"I am sure it is not safe anywhere."
-
-"Will you please give me my skates, Mr Sanford?"
-
-He looked at me. So as to let him see that I had no intention of being
-cowed, I looked back at him.
-
-"I hope that, this once, you will be advised. I assure you it is
-unsafe."
-
-"Please give me my skates."
-
-He laughed, in that queer way he had of laughing at unexpected
-moments, when there certainly seemed nothing to laugh at.
-
-"Good. Then it is decided. We will both go skating."
-
-"Both? It is not necessary that we should do anything of the kind. I
-wish you would let me do as I like, without criticism. Who appointed
-you to have authority over me? Who suggested that because I choose to
-do a thing you should do it too? I prefer not to have you attached to
-my apron-strings. Give me my skates. You can go home. I would rather
-you did."
-
-"If you skate, I skate also."
-
-"As you please, if you can get over your timidity. There is room on
-the lake for two. If you will choose one end I will have the other."
-
-"I shall skate where you do."
-
-"Mr Sanford--you are intolerable!"
-
-"Indeed, I am disposed to act on your courteous suggestion, and go
-home, and take your skates with me.
-
-"If you do, I will never speak to you again."
-
-"Don't pledge yourself too deeply. You spoke of having put childish
-things behind you. I did not suspect you of having been such a
-mistress of irony."
-
-"Will you give me my skates?"
-
-"Certainly. I will put them on for you. Where do you think the ice
-is--strongest?"
-
-We were walking along the bank, I with my nose in the air, he white
-with rage. It wasn't easy to make him lose his temper, but when you
-did succeed, he was wicked.
-
-"This will do. I won't trouble you for your assistance. I prefer to
-put on my own skates, thank you."
-
-He dug his heel right through the ice.
-
-"Do you call this strong?"
-
-"I wish you would not do that. You forget that I am not quite so heavy
-as you." We went on a little further. Then I stood on the edge. "You
-perceive that it will bear me. Now--for about the dozenth time--will
-you give me my skates?"
-
-"I will put them on for you."
-
-"I have already told you that I will do that for myself."
-
-"Don't be absurd. Sit down on the bank." He spoke to me as if I were a
-slave. As it was evidently useless to remonstrate, I obeyed, placing
-myself on the sloping bank. "There is a condition I must make. If I
-put your skates on first you must promise not to start till I am
-ready."
-
-"I shall promise nothing of the kind."
-
-"Then in that case I am afraid I shall have to keep you waiting till I
-am equipped."
-
-He actually did too. And as Dick's skates were in rather a muddle, or
-he did not understand them, or something, it took him a tremendous
-time to get them properly attached to his boots, while I sat on the
-bank and froze. But I tried to keep myself as warm as I could by an
-occasional genial remark.
-
-"You understand, Mr Sanford, that when we do get home I will never
-speak to you again. I never want to see you again either."
-
-"The betting is that we never shall get home again, since it is
-probable that we shall both of us be drowned in the lake. That is, if
-there is a sufficient depth of water to drown us."
-
-"Sufficient depth! Why, I'm told that in places there are twenty feet.
-I imagine that that is enough to drown even you, big though you seem
-to think yourself. Though I totally fail to see why we should both of
-us be drowned. Why can't I drown by myself?"
-
-"If you drown I drown."
-
-"That is really too ridiculous. Pray, who is talking like a child now?
-I quite fail to see how it can matter to you what becomes of me."
-
-"You do know."
-
-"I do not know. I have not the faintest shadow of a notion."
-
-"Don't you know?"
-
-He twisted himself round and glared at me in such a fashion that I was
-alarmed.
-
-"Mr Sanford, don't look at me like that!"
-
-"Then kindly remember that there are limits even to my patience."
-
-"I should think that your patience was like the jam in the tart; the
-first bite you don't get to it, and the second you go clean over it."
-
-"I am glad to be able to afford you so favourable an opportunity for
-the exercise of your extremely pretty wit. Please give me your foot."
-
-He took it without waiting for any giving. Then immediately proceeded
-to comment on it, as if it had not belonged to me, or as if I had not
-been there.
-
-"A dainty foot it is; and reasonably shod in decently fitting boots;
-not six and a quarter."
-
-"You still seem not to understand that my size in gloves is six and a
-quarter."
-
-"I'm so dull."
-
-"You are. And something else besides."
-
-He simply ignored my hint. I hate people not to notice when I intend
-to sting them. It makes you feel so helpless. He went on calmly
-discussing my foot.
-
-"It's worth while allowing you to flesh the arrows of your malice in
-one's hide for the privilege of holding this between one's fingers."
-
-"Do you think so?"
-
-"I do."
-
-It was strange how excessively odd an effect his touch had on me. It
-made me thrill from top to toe. I could scarcely speak. When I stood,
-to my amazement I found that I was trembling.
-
-"Are your skates comfortable?"
-
-"They seem all right."
-
-"Molly, let us understand each other. Are you bent on skating?"
-
-"I am. Though there is not the slightest reason why you should."
-
-"The ice may be sufficiently thick in places, but it certainly is not
-all over, and, as you don't know where the weak points are, it will be
-at the risk of your life if you venture on it."
-
-"It is strong enough to bear me, though it is very possible that it
-may not be strong enough to bear you also. So, if you do not desire to
-add to the risk on which you are so insistent, you will not force on
-me your company."
-
-"If you go I go also."
-
-"Then don't talk so much--and come!"
-
-He had been holding my hand. I snatched it from him and was on the
-ice. In an instant he was at my side. I was filled with a curious
-excitement. Something had got into my blood, microbes perhaps, of a
-fever-generating kind. The various passages of arms which we had had
-together seemed, all at once, to have reached their climax. I was
-seized with a sudden frenzy of resolve to show him, once for all, that
-what it was my pleasure to do that I would do. I craved for motion;
-yearned for movement--if only as a means of relief for my pent-up
-feelings. Longed for a flight through the air, to rush through it, to
-race. Especially to race that man--or to escape from him. I did not
-care much which.
-
-I struck out for all that I was worth. As I had surmised, the ice was
-in perfect condition as regards its surface. Sufficiently elastic to
-enable the blade of one's skates to bite on to it, smooth enough to
-offer no impediment to their onward glide. One skimmed over it almost
-without conscious effort. The ecstasy of doing something; the sense
-of freedom which it gave; the delight of tearing through the keen,
-clear atmosphere; of feeling it upon one's cheeks--ruffling one's
-hair--exhilarating one's whole being--breathing it in great gulps into
-one's lungs--these were the things I needed. And I had hardly been
-enjoying them half a dozen seconds when the bonds which had seemed to
-bind me parted, proving themselves to be but the phantasmal creations
-of a crooked mood. And I laughed, in my turn.
-
-"Isn't it glorious?"
-
-"While it lasts."
-
-"Why the reservation? Isn't it glorious, now?"
-
-We had gone right across the lake. We swung round at a right angle.
-
-"I thought it wasn't safe!"
-
-"What's that?"
-
-Just my luck! Scarcely were the words out of my lips than there was an
-ominous sound.
-
-"That's nothing. I thought everybody knew that virgin ice make
-eccentric noises; we're the first to test its quality. That shows how
-safe it is."
-
-"Does it? I think there may be something in your theory about the
-middle being best. Suppose we cross to the other side again."
-
-The sound did go on.
-
-"It's because we're skirting the shore. If you'll admit that I am
-right for once in a way I'll concede that you may be."
-
-"I'll concede anything if you'll come away from this."
-
-"Then I'll race you to our starting-point!"
-
-We had been keeping within perhaps a dozen feet of the land. Sharply
-turning I made for the centre. I had not taken half a dozen strides
-when the cracking noise increased to a distinctly uncomfortable
-degree. I felt the ice heaving beneath my feet. He was at my side; it
-was preposterous to talk about racing him level. He could have given
-me seventy-five yards out of a hundred.
-
-"We have struck a bad place. Don't stop; go as fast as you can."
-
-"I'm going as fast as I can. I shall be all right. You go in front."
-
-"Give me your hand!"
-
-"No!"
-
-"Give me your hand!"
-
-I did not give him my hand--he snatched it. As he did so, something
-went. We did not stop to see what. How he managed I did not, and do
-not, understand. But I know he gripped my hand as in an iron vice,
-started off at about seventy miles an hour, and made me keep up with
-him.
-
-"Don't!" I cried; as well as I could while I gasped for breath.
-
-"Come!" he said.
-
-And I had to come. And before I knew it we were standing on the shore,
-and I was half beside myself with rage.
-
-"How dare you? Do you suppose that I'm an idiot, and that you can haul
-me about as if you were my keeper? What did you do it for?"
-
-"I fancy I saved your life."
-
-"Saved my life! Saved your own, you mean. You are an elephant, not I;
-and if you would only relieve the ice of the weight of your huge bulk,
-everything would be all right. But you are so grossly selfish that
-you hate the idea of anyone engaging in a pleasure which you cannot
-share--and better still, go home; and let me amuse myself exactly as I
-choose."
-
-"Molly! you are not going on again!"
-
-"I am going on again!--I am! And you dare to try and stop me--you
-dare!
-
-I imagine that the expression of my countenance startled him. He had
-planted himself directly in front of me. But when he saw me looking
-like black murder he moved aside. In an instant I had passed him, and
-was off towards the centre of the lake.
-
-Whether the double burden which the ice had had to bear had been too
-severe a strain for its, as yet, still delicate constitution, I cannot
-say. I only know that, as soon as I was clear off the shore, in spite
-of my blind fury, I realised that I really was an idiot, and one, too,
-who was badly in need of a keeper. It groaned and creaked, and heaved
-in every direction; seeming to emit an increasingly loud crack with
-every forward stride I took. Mr Sanford shouted.
-
-"Molly, for God's sake, come back!"
-
-I recognised--too late--the reason that was on his side. But the very
-vigour of his appeal served as a climax. I lost my head. I did not
-know what to do, where to go; turning this way and that, only to find
-the threats of danger greater. The question was settled for me. For
-the second time something went; the ice disappeared from beneath my
-feet--and I went in.
-
-I felt--when I felt anything--almost as much surprise as
-consternation. Fortunately, I did not appear to have hit on a spot
-where the depth was twenty feet--or anything like it. For, instead of
-being drowned, the water did not come up to my armpits.
-
-"Can you feel the bottom?"
-
-The agony of fear which was in Philip Sanford's voice as he asked the
-question calmed me as if by magic.
-
-"I think so; I seem to be standing in what feels like mud."
-
-"Can you get your arms on to the ice and raise yourself? If you do it
-carefully it will probably bear you."
-
-"I am afraid not. I seem to be too deep in to get a proper purchase."
-
-"Where can I get a rope?
-
-"Jennings' farm is the nearest house; and that's the other side of the
-stile."
-
-"Do you very much mind waiting there? I'll be back inside five
-minutes."
-
-My heart sank at the prospect of being left alone, even for an
-instant.
-
-"I'd rather--I'd rather you did something now. I'm afraid--I'm afraid
-I'm sinking deeper. And it's so cold. Can't you do anything at all?"
-
-"I'll do my best."
-
-He did his best; while I watched--how I watched! He selected a part
-where the ice had not as yet been subjected to any strain, and
-carefully advanced towards me. It bore him better than I--and perhaps
-he--had expected.
-
-"It's all right," he cried. "I shall get to you! Cheer up! And keep as
-still as you can!"
-
-Then it cracked. And I feared for him. If he should have chanced on a
-spot where the depth was twenty feet! And should be drowned before my
-eyes! The cracking noise grew more instead of less.
-
-"I fancy I shall do better by lying down and taking to my hands and
-knees; it will be spreading my weight over a larger surface."
-
-He lay flat on the ice; wriggling towards me somehow, like a snake. It
-was a pretty slow process; especially as the icy water was wrapping my
-draperies about me and freezing the blood in my veins; and I was
-either sinking lower and lower, or else imagining that I was, which
-was just as bad. At last he came within three feet of me--within
-two--within reach. When I got my hands in his I burst out crying.
-
-"Will you ever forgive me?" I sobbed.
-
-"My darling!"
-
-"I'll always do as you wish me to in the future--always--if I'm not
-drowned."
-
-"My sweet!"
-
-I did not notice what he was saying to me; nor, for the matter of
-that, what I was saying to him. Though I should not have cared if I
-had. I was too far gone. He put his hands underneath my arms; but
-directly he began raising me the ice on which he was lying gave way,
-and, in another second he was standing beside me in the water. Just as
-I was thinking of starting screaming, for I made sure that it was all
-over with both of us, he lifted me as if I were a baby, and I found
-that the water scarcely came over his waist, and he kissed me.
-
-And I never was so happy; although, for all I knew, at that very
-moment we might be drowning.
-
-But we did not drown. We reached the shore, though it took us a
-tremendous time to do it. Because Philip had to break every bit of ice
-in front of us. And though none of it was strong enough to bear, it
-was not easy to break. Luckily the water grew shallower as we
-advanced. So it must have been somewhere else that it was twenty feet.
-
-"Do you think you can run?" Philip asked, when we stood on the dry
-ground at the end.
-
-"I can--and will--do anything you tell me to--anything on earth."
-
-He laughed.
-
-"It occurs to me that it was perhaps as well you had that little
-attack of eccentricity just now; otherwise it might have been ages
-before we arrived at an understanding."
-
-I was entirely of his opinion. I knew he was right. But then he always
-is.
-
-We ran all the way home; except when we stopped at intervals, to say
-things. Though it was frightfully difficult; because, of course, all
-my clothes were sopping. But I was never the least bit ill. Nor was
-Philip. I changed directly I got in; and Philip changed into a suit of
-Dick's. It did not fit him, but he looked awfully handsome. And so
-like a great overgrown boy. So it did not matter if I did behave like
-a child.
-
-When Nora and the boys came home they opened their eyes when they
-heard of our adventures. And what amazed me was that they seemed to
-take it quite for granted that Philip and I should be on the terms we
-were. Dick offered his congratulations--if they could be called
-congratulations--in the most extraordinary form.
-
-"Well, old man, you've escaped one funeral, but you're booked for
-another--that's a cert.!"
-
-The opinions which brothers allow themselves to utter of their sisters
-are astonishing. Fancy Dick calling me a funeral!
-
-
-
-
- VII
-
- A GIRL WHO COULDN'T
-
-
-I am almost perfectly happy; but an unfaltering regard for the
-strict truth compels me to state that I am not quite. I wish I
-could--conscientiously--say that I was. But I cannot. I am aware that
-when a girl is engaged--especially when she is just engaged--her
-happiness ought to be flawless. And mine was, until--
-
-However, perhaps I had better come to the point.
-
-It is not my fault if I cannot do everything. I can do some things.
-When I turn the matter over in my mind, systematically, I feel
-justified in asserting that I can do a good many things. It is a
-well-known scientific fact that a Jack-of-all-trades is master of
-none. Therefore it seems to me to follow as a matter of course that
-because I can do the things which I can do, I cannot do the things
-which I cannot do. Nothing could be simpler. Or more obvious. We
-cannot all of us be Admirable Crichtons. And it is just as well
-that we cannot. And yet, merely on that account, I have lately
-suffered--well, I have suffered a good deal.
-
-Nothing could have given me greater pleasure than the knowledge that
-Philip had a mother and two sisters. When Mrs Sandford--that is his
-mother--wrote and said that Philip had told her about the
-understanding he and I had come to; that she would very much like to
-know her dear son's future wife; so would I spend a few days with her
-in her cottage on the Thames, I was delighted. There was a note from
-each of the sisters--Bertha and Margaret--echoing their mother's
-words, and that also was very nice. I sat down then and there, and
-replied to them all three, arranging to go to them on the Tuesday
-following.
-
-As soon as I had despatched my letters I became conscious of
-feeling--I hardly know how to put it--of feeling just the slightest
-atom unsettled; as if I had the shadow of a shade of a suspicion
-that I had let myself in for something which might turn out to
-be, I didn't quite know what. Directly I got there--or very nearly
-directly--certainly within half an hour of my arrival, I realised that
-my premonitions had not been airy fictions of my imagination; but
-sound and solid forebodings, which might--and probably would--turn out
-to be only too well justified by events.
-
-In the first place I had to go without Philip. He was to have gone
-with me. And, of course, I had looked forward to our journey together
-in the train. But, at the last moment, he telegraphed to say that
-business detained him in town; would I go down without him, and he
-would join us on the morrow. I went without him. And, on the whole, I
-think I bore up very well. Especially considering that, just as the
-train was starting from Paddington, a woman got into my carriage with
-two dogs, a parrot in a huge cage, bundles of golf clubs, hockey
-clubs, tennis rackets, fishing rods, and goodness only knows what
-besides; her belongings filled the whole of her own side of the
-compartment, and most of mine. The last of them was being hustled in
-as the train was actually moving. As she was depositing them anywhere,
-and anyhow--I never saw anyone treat her belongings with scantier
-ceremony--she observed,--
-
-"I cut that rather fine. Don't believe in getting to the station
-before the train is ready to start--but that was a bit of a shave."
-
-It was a "bit of a shave"; the marvel was that she succeeded in
-catching the train at all. I--disliking to be bustled--had been there
-a good twenty minutes before it started, so--although she might not
-have been aware of it--there was a flavour of something about her
-remark which was very nearly personal.
-
-It was only after we had gone some distance that the dogs
-appeared--not a little to my amazement. One of them--which came out of
-a brown leather hand-bag--was one of those long-bodied, short-legged
-creatures, which always look as if they were deformed. The other, a
-small black animal with curly hair, she took out of the pocket of the
-capacious coat which she was wearing. Directly she placed it on the
-floor of the carriage it flew at me, as if filled with a frenzied
-desire to tear me to pieces. While it was doing its best to bark
-itself hoarse, its owner removed a green cover from the parrot's cage;
-whereupon the bird inside commenced to make a noise upon its own
-account, as if with the express intention of urging that sooty
-fragment to wilder exertions. That compartment was like a miniature
-pandemonium.
-
-"Don't let them worry you," remarked the mistress of the travelling
-menagerie.
-
-But as she made not the slightest attempt to stop their worrying me, I
-did not quite understand what she expected I was going to do. When the
-black dog got the hem of my skirt into its mouth, and began to pull at
-it with its tiny teeth, I did remonstrate.
-
-"I am afraid your dog will tear my dress."
-
-"Not she! It's only her fun; she won't hurt you."
-
-I was not afraid of the creature hurting me; but my skirt. The
-mistress's calmness was sublime. Suffering her minute quadruped to
-follow--without the smallest effort to control it!--its own quaint
-devices, she was serenely attaching a new tip to a billiard cue which
-she had taken out of a metal case. As if she felt that her proceedings
-might impress me with a sense of strangeness, she proffered what she
-perhaps meant to be an explanation.
-
-"Always tip my own cue. I've got a cement which sticks; and I like my
-tip to be just so. If you want to be sure of your cue, tip it
-yourself."
-
-Presently my liliputian assailant passed from unreasonable antagonism
-to a warmth of friendship which was almost equally disconcerting.
-Springing--after one or two failures, on to the carriage seat, it
-deposited itself in the centre of my lap--nearly knocking my book out
-of my hands; and, without a with-your-leave, or by-your-leave, but
-with the most take-it-for-granted air imaginable, prepared for
-slumber. Perceiving which, the short-legged dog descending, in its
-turn, to the floor of the carriage, began to prowl round and round me,
-sniffing at my skirts in a manner which almost suggested that there
-was something about me which was not altogether nice. All of a sudden
-the parrot, which had been taking an unconcealed interest in the
-proceedings, discovered a surprising, and, hitherto, wholly
-unsuspected capacity for speech.
-
-"Don't be a fool!" he said.
-
-Whether the advice was addressed to me, or to the short-legged dog, I
-could not say. But it was so unexpected, and was uttered with so much
-clearness--and was such an extremely uncivil thing to utter--that I
-quite jumped in my seat. The lady with the billiard cue made a comment
-of her own.
-
-"That bird's a magnificent talker; and that's his favourite remark."
-
-It proved to be. I do not know how many times that parrot advised
-somebody not to be a fool before we reached our journey's end; but the
-advice was repeated at intervals of certainly less than two minutes.
-And as the creature kept its eyes fixed intently on me, there was a
-suggestiveness in its bearing as to the direction for which its
-"favourite remark" was intended, which was in the highest degree
-unflattering.
-
-When we stopped at my station a girl coming up to the carriage door
-began showering welcomes on my companion and her creatures with a
-degree of fluency which pointed to an intimate acquaintance with all
-of them.
-
-"Hollo, Pat, so you've come!--Hollo, Tar!"--this was to the small
-black animal. "Hollo, Stumps!"--this was to the short-legged dog.
-"Hollo, Lord Chesterfield!"--this was to that excessively rude parrot,
-who promptly acknowledged the greeting by rejoining,--
-
-"Don't be a fool!"
-
-Then, seeing that I was only waiting for the removal of some of the
-impedimenta to enable me to get out, the girl exclaimed,--
-
-"Are you Molly Boyes?" I admitted that I was. "I'm Bertha
-Sanford--awfully glad to see you. This is Miss Patricia Reeves--
-commonly known as Pat. Great luck your coming down together in the
-same compartment; you'll be as intimate as if you'd known each other
-for years."
-
-I was not so sure of that. More--I doubted if Miss Patricia Reeves and
-I ever should be intimate, as I understood intimacy. Still worse, I
-was disposed to be dubious if Miss Reeves's bosom friend could ever be
-mine.
-
-A pony phaeton was waiting outside the station, with another girl in
-it. This proved to be Margaret Sanford. She welcomed "Pat" and "Pat's"
-etceteras with as much effusion as her sister had done. There was a
-discussion as to what was to happen. Since the phaeton would hold at
-most three, somebody would have to walk. Miss Reeves insisted on being
-the someone; she and Bertha immediately set off at what struck me as
-being a good five miles an hour. Until then I had supposed myself to
-be no bad pedestrian for a mere girl; but when I saw the style in
-which those two were covering the ground I was glad that I had been
-permitted to ride.
-
-Not that the ride was one of unalloyed bliss. The journey down from
-town had not been all that I had hoped that it would be; how different
-it would have been if Philip had been my companion instead of Miss
-Reeves. And, somehow, the discovery that she was bound for the same
-destination as I was; and was--plainly--an old and intimate friend,
-jarred. I do not believe that I am hard to get on with; no one has
-ever given me any reason to suppose it. And yet, all at once, the fact
-that the Sanford atmosphere was one in which Miss Reeves was
-thoroughly at home seemed to hint, with distressing significance, that
-it was one in which I distinctly should not shine.
-
-The impression heightened as Margaret drove me along. She conversed on
-matters of which I, for the most part, knew little, and, up to that
-moment, had cared less. She talked of golf, inquiring, in an offhand
-sort of way, what my "handicap" was; evidently taking it for granted
-that, in common with the rest of the world, I had a "handicap." I do
-not know what I answered; because, as it happened, not only was I
-without that plainly desirable appurtenance, but I did not even know
-what she meant. Hitherto golf had not come into my life at all. But
-fortunately, she chattered on at such a rate that she was able to pay
-no attention to what I said; so that it did not matter what I
-answered. It appeared that she had recently been playing a "tie" or a
-"match" or a "game" or a "round" or a "skittle," or something--I do
-not know which it was, but I am almost certain it was one or the
-other--with a Mrs Chuckit--I am sure of the name, because it was such
-an odd one--in which, it seemed, she had met with an unparalleled
-series of disasters. From what I could gather she had been "stymied"
-and "bunkered" and "up" and "down" and "holed" and "foozled" and
-"skied" and "approached" and "driven," and all sorts of dreadful
-things. At least, I believe they were dreadful things; and, indeed,
-from the emphatic way in which she spoke of them, I am convinced they
-were. One thing of which she told me I am sure must have been painful.
-She said that she got into a hedge--a "beast of a hedge" she called
-it; though how, or why, she got into it she did not explain; and that
-no sooner did she get out of it--"which took some doing"--so it shows
-it must have been painful--than back she went--"bang into the middle"
-of it again--which seemed such a singular thing for anyone to do that,
-had she not been speaking with such earnestness, and such vigour, I
-should almost have suspected her of a desire to take advantage of my
-innocence. Then, she admitted, she had lost her temper--which was not
-to be wondered at. If anyone had thrown me, or "got" me into a hedge,
-anyhow, I should have lost mine right straight off. The moral of it
-seemed to be that "the last hole cost her seventeen," though seventeen
-what--whether pounds or shillings--she did not mention; nor what
-manner of hole it could have been that she should have been so set on
-getting it at apparently any price. It was all double Dutch to me. But
-she rattled on at such a rate that I hoped to be able to conceal my
-ignorance; for I felt that if she discovered it, I should drop in her
-estimation like the mercury in the thermometer which is transferred
-from hot water into cold.
-
-Suddenly, however, she began to ask me questions which sent cold
-shivers up and down my back. What cleeks had I got? whose "mashie" did
-I use? did I care for a "heelless" cleek?
-
-I fumbled with the inquiries somehow, until she put one which I had to
-answer.
-
-"Do you do much with a brassey spoon?"
-
-She looked at me with her grey eyes which made me feel as if I was in
-the witness-box and she was cross-examiner. I did not do much with a
-"brassey spoon." Indeed, I did nothing. I had no idea what anyone
-could do. In fact, until that second I had not been aware that spoons
-were ever made of brass. And, anyhow, what part spoons of any kind
-played in the game of golf I had not the dimmest notion. But I was not
-going to give myself away at a single bound; I was not quite so simple
-as that. So I thought for a moment; then I answered--
-
-"I suppose that I do about as much as other people."
-
-As a non-committal sort of answer I thought it rather neat; but I was
-not so clear in my own mind as I should have liked to have been as to
-what was the impression which it made upon Margaret. She looked at me
-in a way which made me wonder if she suspected.
-
-Luckily, before she was able to corner me again, we came to the house.
-In the hall a lady met us whose likeness to Philip was so great that
-it affected me with something like a shock; she was his replica in
-petticoats. In his clothes she might easily have passed as his elder
-brother. It was Mrs Sanford. She took both my hands in hers--standing
-in front of her relatively I was a mere mite--and looked me up and
-down.
-
-"There isn't much of you, and you're ridiculously young."
-
-"The first fault I am afraid is incurable. But the second I can grow
-out of. Many people do."
-
-She laughed, and took me in her arms, literally lifted me off my
-feet--and kissed me. It was humiliating, but I did not seem to mind it
-from her. I had a sort of feeling she was nice. As I looked at her I
-understood how it was that she had two such athletic daughters. Philip
-had never struck me as being particularly athletic, though he was so
-big and broad. But as I talked to his mother I began to realise with a
-sinking heart how little I knew of him after all.
-
-I cannot say that when I got into my bedroom I felt very ecstatic.
-Without an unusual degree of exertion I could have cried; but, thank
-goodness, I had sense enough not to do that.
-
-When I went down to tea I found that Bertha and Miss Reeves had
-arrived--and the luggage, and the creatures. The Sanfords had
-creatures of their own; dogs and birds galore. Among the latter was
-one which I afterwards learnt was a jay. It made the most ridiculous
-noises, so that I felt that Lord Chesterfield was justified in fixing
-it with his stony gaze; and in observing, with serious and ceaseless
-reiteration--
-
-"Don't be a fool!"
-
-The conversation immediately got into channels which I would much
-rather it had kept out of. Bertha began it.
-
-"Molly, you've just come in time. There's going to be a sing-song on
-the island to-night, and as I'm getting up the programme I hope you'll
-turn out to be a gem of the first water. What'll you do?" I did not
-know what a "sing-song" was. Bertha explained. "A sing-song? Oh, a
-kind of a sort of a concert--informal, free-and-easy, don't you know.
-All the river people turn up on the island--they bring their own
-illuminations--then some of us do things to amuse them. Will you give
-us a banjo solo?"
-
-"I'm afraid I don't play the banjo."
-
-"Not play the banjo? I thought everyone could make a row on the banjo.
-Can't you play it enough to accompany your own singing?"
-
-"I'm afraid I don't sing."
-
-"Don't sing? Then what do you do?"
-
-"I bar recitations"; this was Miss Reeves.
-
-"I don't care what you bar," retorted Bertha. "I'm going to recite: at
-least, I'm going to do a sort of a sketch with George Willis."
-
-"I don't call that reciting."
-
-"It wouldn't make any difference if you did."
-
-I was rapidly beginning to learn that these people had a candid way of
-addressing each other which, to a stranger, was a little alarming.
-
-"The question is, Molly, what shall I put you down for? Will you give
-us a dance?"
-
-"A dance? I don't know what you mean."
-
-"A cake-walk, or a skirt-twirl, or a few steps--anything."
-
-"Do you mean, will I dance, all by myself, in front of a lot of
-strangers?"
-
-"Yes, why not? Everybody does if they can."
-
-"I cannot, thank you."
-
-"Then what can you do?"
-
-"I have no parlour tricks."
-
-"No--what?"
-
-"I have no parlour tricks."
-
-I ought to have been warned by the tone in which Bertha put her
-inquiry; but I did not notice it until it was too late. Directly I had
-repeated my assertion I realised that I had said something which it
-would perhaps have been better left unsaid. They all exchanged glances
-in that exasperating way which some people have when they wish to
-telegraph to each other something which is not precisely flattering to
-you. Miss Reeves laughed outright; Bertha drummed with her fingers on
-her knee; Margaret observed me with her keen grey eyes; while Mrs
-Sanford spoke.
-
-"Isn't that one of those things, Molly, which one would rather have
-expressed differently? Because, hereabouts, we rather pride ourselves
-on our capacity for what you call 'parlour tricks'; and were not even
-aware that they were 'parlour tricks' in the opprobrious sense which
-you seem to suggest. I have always myself tried to acquire a
-smattering of as many of what, I fancied, were the minor
-accomplishments, as I could; and I have always endeavoured, sometimes
-at the cost of a good deal of money, to induce my girls to acquire
-them too. I have never felt that a woman was any the worse for being
-able to do things for the amusement--if not for the edification--of
-her friends."
-
-I had not been so snubbed since I had been long-frocked, and to think
-that it should have been by Philip's mother! I fancy that I blushed in
-a perfectly preposterous manner, and I know that I went hot and cold
-all over, and I tried to wriggle out of the mess into which I had got
-myself.
-
-"I only wish I could do things, but I can't. I never have been among
-clever people, and I'm so dreadfully stupid. Hasn't Philip told you?"
-
-"Philip has told us nothing, except--you know what. But Philip himself
-is a past-master of all sorts of parlour tricks. Don't you know so
-much of him as that?"
-
-Of course I did. I resented the suggestion that I did not. I was
-commencing to get almost cross with Philip's mother. I was perfectly
-aware that there was nothing which Philip could not do, and do well,
-better than anyone else. But it had not occurred to me that therefore
-his relations, and even his acquaintances, were all-round experts
-also. And I was not by any means sure that I appreciated the fact
-now--if it was a fact. It was not pleasant to feel that in what were
-here plainly regarded as essentials, I should show to such hideous
-disadvantage. I should practically be out of everything, and no girl
-likes to be that, especially when her lover's about. Before long
-Philip would be comparing me to everybody else, and thinking nothing
-of me at all.
-
-It is possible that my doleful visage--I am convinced that it had
-become doleful--moved Margaret to sympathy. Anyhow she all at once
-jumped up and, I have no doubt with the best will in the world by way
-of making things easier for me promptly proceeded to make them worse.
-
-"Come along, Molly, let's have some tennis. Run upstairs and put your
-shoes on."
-
-"My shoes? What shoes?"
-
-"Why, your tennis shoes."
-
-"My tennis shoes? I--I'm afraid I haven't brought any tennis shoes."
-
-"Not brought any tennis shoes? But, of course, you do play tennis?"
-
-The question was put in such a way as to infer that if I did not, then
-I must be a sorry specimen of humanity indeed. But, as it happened, I
-did play tennis, at least, after a fashion. We had what was called a
-tennis lawn at home, the condition of which may be deduced from the
-fact that I had never imagined that it would be inadvisable to play on
-it in hobnailed boots if anyone so desired.
-
-"Of course I play; but--I haven't brought any particular shoes. Won't
-these do?"
-
-I protruded one of those which I had on. Margaret could not have
-seemed more startled if I had shown her a bare foot.
-
-"Those! why, they've got heels."
-
-Miss Reeves went a good deal further.
-
-"And such heels! My dear girl"--fancy her calling me her "dear girl,"
-such impertinence!--"sane people don't wear those royal roads to
-deformity nowadays--they wear shoes like these."
-
-She displayed a pair of huge, square-toed, shapeless, heelless,
-thick-soled monstrosities, into which nothing would ever have induced
-me to put my feet. I said so plainly.
-
-"Then I'm glad that I am not sane. Sooner than wear things like that,
-I'd go about in my stockings. I don't believe that mine are royal, or
-any other, roads to deformity, they fit me beautifully; but, at
-anyrate, yours are deformities ready-made."
-
-I did not intend to allow myself to be snubbed by Miss Reeves without
-a struggle. She was no relative of Philip's. But she might just as
-well have been; because, with one accord, they all proceeded to take
-her part.
-
-"My dear Molly," said Margaret, speaking as if hers were the last
-words which could be said, "you are wrong. In shoes like yours you're
-a prisoner. You mayn't be conscious of it; and you won't be till you
-try others. Then you'll find out, and you'll be sorry that you didn't
-find out before. I want to be mistress of my feet; I don't want to be
-their servant. I wear shoes like Pat, and nothing would induce me to
-wear any other kind--I know better."
-
-"And I," echoed her mother and sister.
-
-There they were, all three displaying--with actual gusto!--shoes which
-were facsimiles of those worn by Miss Reeves. They were probably the
-productions of the same expert in ugliness.
-
-"You won't be able to do anything really comfortably till you wear
-them too; then you'll tell yourself what a goose you were not to have
-gone in for them ages ago. But you'll find Philip'll soon win you into
-the ways of wisdom."
-
-Philip would? I should like to see Philip even dare to try. If I could
-not wear--without argument--shoes to please myself, then--
-
-I imagine that Margaret perceived, from the expression of my
-countenance, that she had gone a little too far; because she said, in
-quite a different tone of voice,--
-
-"Never mind about shoes! play in those you have on, and I'll tell
-Jackson to give the lawn an extra roll in the morning."
-
-If I had been wise I should have taken the reference to Jackson as a
-hint, and slipped out of playing. But my back was a wee bit up, and I
-was a little off my balance, so I played. Of course I made a frightful
-spectacle of myself. It did make me so wild.
-
-Bertha and Margaret said they would play Miss Reeves and me, which I
-did not like, to begin with. Under the circumstances, I felt that one
-of them might have offered to take me as a partner. They might have
-seen that I was commencing to regard Miss Reeves as if she were
-covered with prickles. Besides which, considering what I imagined I
-had come there for, and the position which I was shortly to occupy in
-the family, it did seem to me that they ought not to have paired me
-with a stranger. But as they evidently preferred to play together,
-they plainly did not think it worth their while to study my tastes for
-a moment. So I was as sugary to Miss Reeves as I could be.
-
-"I am afraid you have a very bad partner," I observed.
-
-"I don't mind," she was kind enough to reply. "I expect you're one of
-those dark horses who're better than they choose to make out."
-
-I tried to be, but I failed ignominiously. I do declare that I am not
-always so bad as I was then. But, as I have said, I was a little off
-my balance; and all I could do was make an idiot of myself. Bertha
-served first; my partner suggested I should take her service. I took
-it, or rather, I didn't take it. She sent the balls so fast that I
-could scarcely see them; and then there was such a twist on them, or
-whatever you call the thing, that I could not have hit them anyhow. I
-did not hit them, not one.
-
-"What horrid balls," I murmured, when Bertha had made an end.
-
-"You seem to find them so."
-
-My partner spoke with such excessive dryness that I could have hit her
-with my racket. When it came to her turn to serve she asked me a
-question.
-
-"Won't you stand up to the net and kill their returns?"
-
-No, I would not stand up to the net and kill their returns. I did not
-know what she meant, but I knew that I would not do it. And I did not.
-She herself played as if she had been doing nothing else all her life
-but play lawn-tennis. She was all over the place at once. I was only
-in her way, and she treated me as if I was only in her way. I had to
-dodge when I saw her coming, or she would have sent me flying--more
-than once she nearly did. It was a painful fiasco, so far as I was
-concerned; I have a dim suspicion that we scored nothing. When the
-game was finished she looked me up and down.
-
-"Bit off your game, aren't you?"
-
-"I'm afraid I am," I muttered.
-
-I was too cast down to do anything else but mutter. There was a look
-in her eyes which, unless I was mistaken, meant temper. And she was
-such a very stalwart person that I had a horrible feeling that, unless
-I was very careful, she might make nothing of shaking me.
-
-"Perhaps you're stronger in singles; I should like to play you a
-single; will you?"
-
-"Thank you, some--some other time."
-
-"Shall we say to-morrow?"
-
-We did not say to-morrow. I would not have said to-morrow for a good
-deal. Margaret came to my rescue.
-
-"You play Bertha. Molly and I'll look on."
-
-We looked on, while they performed prodigies. I had never before seen
-such playing. The idea of my associating myself with them was
-preposterous. As we watched, Margaret was not so loquacious as I
-should have desired. In her silence I seemed to read disapprobation of
-the exhibition of incompetence which I had given. Moreover, when she
-did speak, her remarks took the form of criticisms of the play,
-approving this stroke, condemning that, with a degree of severity
-which made me wince. It was impossible to sit beside her for many
-seconds without realising that she regarded lawn-tennis with a
-seriousness of which--in that connection--I had never dreamed.
-Obviously, with her, it was one of the serious things of life.
-
-Suddenly she hit upon a theme which was not much more palatable to me
-than lawn-tennis had been, in such company.
-
-"Let's play ping-pong, you and me?"
-
-"Ping-pong?" My heart sank afresh. It seemed in that house, that games
-were in the air. "Wouldn't you rather sit here and watch them playing
-tennis. I like to watch them."
-
-I would rather have watched anyone play anything than play myself. But
-Margaret was of a different mind.
-
-"Oh no, what's the fun of it? One gets rusty. Let's do something. Of
-course ping-pong's not a game one can take really in earnest; but
-there's a tournament in the schoolroom on Wednesday, and I ought to
-keep my hand in. Come along and let's have a knock up."
-
-We went along. She did not give me a chance to refuse to go along. She
-led the way.
-
-"Of course you _do_ play?"
-
-"Well--I have played. But I'm quite sure that I don't play in your
-sense."
-
-"Oh, everyone plays ping-pong--the merest children even. I maintain
-that it's nothing but a children's game."
-
-It might be. In that case, she would soon discover that I was past the
-age of childhood.
-
-"Have you brought your bat?" I had not. "It doesn't matter. We've got
-about thirty different kinds. You're sure to find your sort among
-them."
-
-A ping-pong board was set up in the billiard-room. On a table at one
-side were enough bats to stock a shop. I took the one she recommended,
-and we began.
-
-Ping-pong is a loathsome game. I have always said it, and always
-shall. At home we played it on the dining-room table. The boys
-made sport of me. They used to declare in derision, that I played
-"pat-ball." I should have liked some of them to have played with
-Margaret. She would have played with them, or I err. I thought the
-serves had come in with disgusting swiftness at lawn-tennis--they were
-nothing compared to her serves at ping-pong. That wretched little
-celluloid ball whizzed over the net like lightning, and then, as I
-struck at it blindly, expecting it to come straight towards me, like a
-Christian thing, it flew off at an angle, to the right or left, and my
-bat encountered nothing but the air. On the other hand, when I served
-she smashed my ball back with such force that it leaped right out of
-my reach, or any one's, and sometimes clean over the billiard-table. I
-had soon had enough of it.
-
-"Hadn't we better stop?" I inquired, when, for the second time in
-succession, she had smashed my service nearly up to the ceiling. "It
-can't be very amusing for you to play with me."
-
-A similar reflection seemed to occur to her. Resting her bat on the
-edge of the board, she regarded me in contemplative fashion.
-
-"What _is_ your favourite game?" she asked.
-
-For some occult reason the question made me blush, so far, that is, as
-my state of heat permitted.
-
-"I'm not good at any, so I suppose I haven't a favourite game. Indeed,
-I don't think I'm fond of games."
-
-"Not fond of games?" Her tone was almost melancholy, as if my
-admission grieved her. "That is unfortunate. We're such a gamey
-crowd--we are all so keen on games."
-
-Her bearing so hinted that I had been the occasion to her of actual
-pain that it almost moved me to tears.
-
-When I got up into my room to dress for dinner I was a mixture of
-feelings. It would not have needed much to have made me sneak down the
-stairs, and out of the house, and back to the station, if I had been
-sure of getting safely away. I could not say exactly what I had
-expected, but I certainly had not expected this. Philip had always
-made such a fuss of me, that, I fear, I had taken it for granted that,
-under the circumstances, his people would make a fuss of me too.
-Instead of which they had received me with a take-it-for-granted air,
-as if they had known me for years and years; and then had promptly
-proceeded to make me feel so unutterably small, that I was almost
-inclined to wish that I had never been born.
-
-I hated to be made small. I hated games. I hated--during those
-moments, in which I was tearing off my frock, I nearly felt as if I
-hated everything. But just in time, it was borne in to me how wicked I
-was. It was not their fault if I was a little donkey; it was my own.
-They were not to blame if I had allowed my education to be neglected,
-and had not properly appreciated the paramount importance of tennis,
-and ping-pong, and golf, and all the other, to my mind, somewhat
-exasperating exercises which came under the generic heading of
-"games." As I proceeded with my toilette, and surveyed the result in
-the mirror, my spirit became calmer. At least they none of them looked
-better than I did. I might not be such an expert, but I certainly was
-not uglier than they were. And that was something. Besides, I was
-young, and strong, and healthy, and active. If I set myself to do it,
-it was quite within the range of possibility that I might become a
-match for them even at tennis and ping-pong. I did not believe that I
-was such a duffer as I had seemed.
-
-No one could have been nicer than they were when I went down into the
-drawing-room; Miss Reeves actually was so nice that she took my breath
-away. They stared as I entered; then broke into a chorus.
-
-"Well," began Bertha, with that outspokenness which seemed a family
-characteristic, "one thing's sure and certain--you'll be the beauty of
-the family. We shall have to show you as an illustration of what we
-can achieve in that direction. You look a perfect picture."
-
-"A dream of loveliness!" cried Miss Reeves. "Now, if I were a man,
-you're just the sort of girl I'd like to marry. Even as a mere girl
-I'd like to kiss you."
-
-She put her hands lightly on my bare shoulders, and she did kiss
-me--on both cheeks, and on the lips--there and then. It was most
-bewildering. I had not looked for that sort of thing from her. But Mrs
-Sanford's words warmed the very cockles of my heart.
-
-"If you are as delightful as you look, my dear, that boy of mine ought
-to be a very happy fellow."
-
-No woman had ever spoken to me like that before. It filled me with a
-delightful glow--made me even bold. I went close up to her, and I
-whispered--
-
-"I should like to make him happy."
-
-Then she drew me to her, and she kissed me--laughing as she did so. It
-was really a most peculiar position for a person to be in. But I
-forgave them for making such an object of me at tennis.
-
-After dinner Mrs Sanford said,--
-
-"Bertha, Margaret, and I will go over to the island in the
-dinghy,--we, being on this occasion, the chief exponents of parlour
-tricks, and responsible for all the other performers of the same--and
-then, Pat, you and Molly might follow in the punt."
-
-At Mrs Sanford's mischievous allusion to "parlour tricks" they all
-looked at me, and laughed; but, by now, I was beginning to get used to
-their ways: I laughed too. A little while before I should have
-objected to being again paired off with Miss Reeves, but my sentiments
-were also commencing to change towards her. Mrs Sanford went on--
-
-"We shall have to see that all things are ready and in order; so that
-you will have fifteen or twenty minutes before you need appear."
-
-We saw them off--the garden ran right down to the water's edge. Then
-Miss Reeves proposed that, since there was no need to hurry, we should
-get into the punt, and dawdle about upon the river till it was time to
-join them. The idea commended itself to me; although I was regarding
-the punt--which was moored alongside--with some misgivings. Incredible
-though it may sound, I had never seen such an article before.
-
-But then I had never before been within miles and miles of the
-Thames,--except over London Bridge, and that kind of thing. I had
-never been in a boat in my life, whether large or small, on sea or
-river. Such was my ignorance, that I had not been aware that women
-ever rowed--especially in little weeny boats all alone by themselves.
-The workmanlike manner in which Bertha and Margaret had rowed off with
-their mother had filled me with amazement,--they had gone off with
-nothing on their heads, or shoulders, or even their hands. They had a
-heap of wraps in the bottom of the boat; but it had not seemed to
-occur to them that it was necessary to put them on. True, it was a
-lovely evening and delightfully warm, but there were lots of other
-boats about; and it did seem odd that three ladies should start off in
-a boat all alone by themselves in exactly the same costume in which
-they had just been sitting at dinner.
-
-"Hadn't I better put something on?" I inquired of Miss Reeves, who
-showed symptoms of a desire to hurry me into the punt before I was
-ready.
-
-"Why," she rejoined. "It'll be hot all through the night. You don't
-feel chilly?"
-
-"No; I don't feel chilly--but--"
-
-I looked about me at the strangers in the other boats in a way which
-she was quick to understand. She was shrewd enough.
-
-"My dear Miss Boyes--" she paused. "I mean my dear Molly--I must call
-you Molly--I really must--up here, one regards the Thames as one's own
-private river. It's the mode to do--and to dress--exactly as one
-pleases. In summer, on the upper reaches of the Thames, one is in
-Liberty Hall. Step into that punt--if it pleases you, just as you are;
-or if it pleases you, smother yourself in wraps--only do step in. Are
-you going to pole, or am I?"
-
-"To pole?"
-
-She eyed me quizzically.
-
-"Don't tell me that you don't know what to pole means?"
-
-"But I don't. How should I, when I never saw a punt before this
-second."
-
-"Dear me, how your rudiments have been neglected. Poling, you
-uninstructed child, with the stream, and the right companion, on a
-summer evening, is the poetry of life. Jump inside that boat, and I'll
-give you an illustration of the verb--to pole."
-
-She gave me one; a charming illustration too. Certainly, lying on the
-bottom of that punt, amid a pile of cushions while it moved smoothly
-over those glittering waters, under that cloudless sky, was delicious.
-And the ease with which she sent us along, just dipping the long pole
-into the stream, while the gleaming drops of water fell off the
-shining shaft.
-
-"Well," she asked, "how do you like my illustration?"
-
-"It's lovely! I could go on like this for ever,--just looking at you.
-It shows off your figure splendidly." She laughed. "And it doesn't
-seem to be so difficult either."
-
-"What doesn't seem difficult?--poling? It isn't. You only have to put
-it in, and take it out again. Nothing could be simpler."
-
-Of course I knew that she was chaffing me; and that it was not quite
-so simple as that. But, all the same, I leaned to the opinion that it
-was not so very hard. And I resolved that, when Philip came, and he
-was there to teach me, and to take a genuine interest in my education,
-that I would try my hand. I suspected that I might look rather decent,
-poling him along.
-
-It was very jolly on the island. There were crowds of people, some of
-them gorgeous, some in simple skirts and blouses, but scarcely any of
-them wore hats,--the men looked nicer than I had ever seen men look
-before. I came to the conclusion that the river costume did suit men.
-The "parlour tricks" were excellent; I became more and more ashamed of
-myself for having spoken of them as parlour tricks. Bertha and
-Margaret and Mrs Sanford were splendid. I believe that the people
-would have liked them to have kept on doing things all night long--and
-no wonder. If I had only been a hundredth part as clever, I should
-have been as proud as a peacock. Everything would have gone off
-perfectly, and I should have had one of the pleasantest evenings of my
-life, if it had not been for my stupidity.
-
-When all was over I found myself in the punt with Margaret. She was
-kneeling at one end, arranging her music and things. Although it was
-pretty late there was a full moon in an unclouded sky, so that it was
-almost as light as day. All at once I discovered that we had got
-untied or something, and were drifting farther and farther from the
-land.
-
-"We're going," I exclaimed.
-
-"That's all right," said Margaret. "Pole her clear."
-
-Evidently she, engrossed in affairs of her own, took it for granted
-that I was no novice; in that part of the world novices seemed to be
-things unknown. There were lots of boats about us; people were making
-laughing remarks about our being in the way; the pole was lying
-in the punt: Miss Reeves had handled it as if it were a feather. Here
-was an earlier opportunity to try my hand than I had anticipated;
-but--surely!--until Margaret was disengaged, I could act on her
-instructions and "pole clear." So I picked up the pole.
-
-Two things struck me instantly; one, that it was much longer than it
-had seemed; and the other, that it was a very great deal heavier. But
-I had been so hasty that, before I realised these facts--though I
-realised them rapidly enough--the end of it was in the water. Down it
-went with a jerk to the bottom. Had I not hung on to it with sudden
-desperation it would all of it have gone. I wished it had! For while I
-clung to it I all at once perceived that, in some mysterious way, the
-boat was running away from underneath me. It was the most
-extraordinary sensation I had ever experienced, and so startling! and
-it all took place with such paralysing swiftness. Before I understood
-what was really happening--before I had time to scream or anything, I
-found that I was actually pushing the punt away with my own feet, that
-I was standing on the edge of it, and splash! I was in the river.
-
-There was no water to speak of. It was quite shallow; only a foot or
-two deep. I was out again almost as soon as I was in. But I was soaked
-to the skin. And the worst of it was, that I knew that not a creature
-there sympathised with me truly. All round me people were laughing
-outright--at me--as if it were quite a joke. I could not see where the
-joke came in. Although Mrs Sanford and the girls and Miss Reeves
-pretended to sympathise with me, I felt persuaded that even they were
-laughing at me in their heart of hearts. More than once I caught them
-in a grin.
-
-I did feel so wild with myself when I got between the sheets! All the
-same, I slept like a top. I seemed to have only been asleep a minute
-or two when I was disturbed by a knocking at my bedroom door.
-
-"Who's there?" I cried.
-
-"Come for a dip?" returned Margaret's voice.
-
-"A dip?" I shuddered; she had roused me from the loveliest dream.
-"Where?"
-
-"Why, in the river, child! It's a perfect morning for a swim!"
-
-"In the river?--for a swim?--But I can't swim."
-
-"I'm coming in," she cried. And in she came, rushing across the floor,
-putting her strong arms underneath my shoulders, raising me from the
-pillow. "I don't believe you can do anything--you little goose! But
-you're a darling all the same!"
-
-She kissed me three or four times, then dropped me; scurried back
-across the floor, and out of the room.
-
-I sighed, and, I believe, I turned over and went to sleep again.
-
-When I got down to breakfast I found that they had all been about for
-hours. There was a letter from Philip lying on my plate. He wrote to
-say that he was coming down by the first train.
-
-"You might go and meet him," suggested Mrs Sanford. "Can you drive?"
-
-They all grinned; but I did not mind, not a tiny bit.
-
-"Can I drive?" I retorted scornfully. "Why, I've driven since I was a
-little thing."
-
-"And pray, how long ago is that? Anyhow, if you can drive you might go
-to meet him by yourself."
-
-I did--in the pony phaeton; it was lovely. When Philip came out of the
-station my heart jumped into my mouth; especially when he took his hat
-off, and kissed me in front of all the people. It was so unexpected.
-
-As I drove him back I told him what an absolute duffer I was, what an
-utter failure, what an all-round nincompoop. He declared that he did
-not believe a word of it; which seems, from one point of view, to have
-been a trifle rude. And he said that, as for my not being able to do
-things, he would show me how to do them all, and he guaranteed--but I
-knew there was a twinkle in his eye--that soon I would do them better
-than anyone else.
-
-And I should not be surprised if he does teach me how to do some
-things. He has taught me such a deal already.
-
-So, as I observed at the outset, although I am not quite, I am almost
-perfectly happy. And, after all, that is something. Particularly as I
-daresay I shall be quite happy before very long.
-
-
-
-
- VIII
-
- THE PRINCESS MARGARETTA
-
-
-She was not only charming--quite common women are sometimes charming--
-but there was about her an air of dignity which--I had almost written
-which was indescribable. She made you feel what an altogether superior
-person she was, and what an altogether inferior person you were, and
-yet she did it in a way which really almost made you feel as if she
-flattered you; paid you a delicate compliment, in fact. I recognised
-this peculiarity about her from the first.
-
-She made her first appearance on the pier. And an extraordinary
-sensation she made. Nobody knew who she was, and yet anybody could see
-that she was somebody. There was, even about the way in which she
-carried her parasol--my wife noticed it at the time--an indefinable
-something which marked her out as not being one of the rank and file.
-
-It was one morning when the band was playing that she first appeared.
-That same night she was at the entertainment in the pavilion. The
-"Caledonian Opera Company" were there that week, and even the shilling
-seats were crowded. She was in the second row among the shillings. And
-by the greatest chance in the world Grimshaw happened to make her
-acquaintance. He sat in the next seat to her. She dropped her
-programme; he picked it up; and so the acquaintance was made.
-
-Her behaviour towards him was instinct with the greatest
-condescension. Grimshaw assured me that he was almost overwhelmed. She
-really treated him as if he had been her equal; as if he had been an
-acquaintance of some standing. She allowed him to escort her to her
-hotel. And she told him all about herself; and, of course, it all came
-out.
-
-This divinely beautiful woman--I have never heard a word whispered
-against her beauty, even by the women--was the Princess Margaretta.
-She had taken a suite of rooms at the hotel--quite a palatial suite,
-considering--and she had come to stay at Beachington for the season.
-
-I suppose there is no place anywhere where people of rank and position
-may expect to receive a warmer welcome than at Beachington.
-
-When it was known that the Princess Margaretta was staying at the
-"Parade Hotel," all the inhabitants of Beachington called upon her,
-one might say, within five minutes. The inhabitants of Beachington
-do not, as a rule, call upon visitors. They are rather a
-higgledy-piggledy lot, are visitors. In general, they are only
-welcomed by the hotel proprietors, and lodging-house keepers, and the
-tradesmen and that class of person. But, in the case of a Princess,
-Beachington society felt that, as a society it had its duties to
-fulfil, and it fulfilled them. In that statement you have the
-situation.
-
-The Princess received everybody. I must own that, for my part, I was a
-little surprised. She received the Pattens, for instance. And the
-Pattens are nothing and nobody. It was like their impudence to call on
-a Princess. Patten was only in the Custom House. And as for his
-wife--we never even speak of his wife. Then she received the Jacksons.
-It is the belief, at Beachington, that old Jackson used to keep a
-public-house. It is not only that he suffers from a chronic thirst,
-but he looks like it. And there were other people. But then, of
-course, she could not be expected to be able to discriminate at first.
-She wanted an adviser. I am bound to say that, ere long, she had more
-advisers than perhaps she cared for. Some people are so pushing.
-
-I assure you that I have never known Beachington livelier than it was
-that season. The Princess was a widow. There is something pathetic
-even in the mere state of widowhood. In the case of a young and
-beautiful woman the pathos is heightened. And the Princess was rich.
-She owned it with a most charming frankness. It seemed her husband had
-been an American, and he had added his fortune to her fortune, and the
-result was a mountain of wealth which weighed the Princess down. She
-spoke of handing it over to the starving millions, and being free
-again. As I have said, I had never imagined that Beachington could
-have been so lively.
-
-I confess that I was taken aback when, one day, Grimshaw dragged me
-along the parade, past the asphalt, on to the rough ground, where
-there were no people, and put to me this question,--
-
-"Beamish, do you think it would be impossible for a man to fight a
-duel nowadays?"
-
-I stared at him. I asked him what he meant. Then it all came out.
-
-Grimshaw was actually making eyes at the Princess Margaretta: Grimshaw
-is three years younger than I am, and I am fifty-five. He is short and
-stout, not to say puffy. He is balder than I am, and my wife says that
-for me to brush my hair is a farce. He lives in unfurnished rooms, for
-which he pays twenty pounds a year with attendance, and he has nothing
-but his half pay to live upon.
-
-"Do you think that if I were to fix a public insult upon Crookshanks I
-could force him to call me out?"
-
-Crookshanks--he calls himself "Surgeon-General" upon his cards; he is
-a retired army doctor--is about sixty. He has been a widower nearly
-twenty years. His eldest daughter is herself a widow. She has two
-children. Mother and children all live with him. He has two other
-daughters, both unmarried. Between them poor Crookshanks hardly dare
-call his soul his own. And yet Crookshanks was not only making up to
-the Princess, but, in Grimshaw's judgment, he was proving himself a
-dangerous rival.
-
-I told Grimshaw that it was only because Crookshanks was a greater
-idiot than himself that he was not the greatest idiot in Beachington.
-I don't stand on ceremony with Grimshaw--I never have done.
-
-"I don't know." Grimshaw mopped his brow. The slightest exertion makes
-him painfully warm. "If I could only get Crookshanks out of the way, I
-have reason to believe she cares for me."
-
-I asked him what his reason was. He hesitated. When he spoke his tone
-was doubtful. I detected it, although he tried to disguise the thing.
-
-"I lent her fifteen pounds. I don't think that a woman would borrow
-money from a man unless she cared for him. What do you think--eh,
-Beamish?"
-
-I did not know what to think. I happen to know that Grimshaw's daily
-expenditure is measured out with mathematical exactness. I wanted to
-know where he got his fifteen pounds from. This time his tone was
-unmistakably rueful.
-
-"I had to borrow it myself; and I had to pay a stiff price for it,
-too. She wanted it for flowers."
-
-Wanted it for flowers! I told him that I thought he had more sense.
-Russian women are notoriously careless in money matters. Fifteen
-pounds were nothing to her, while to him--they were fifteen pounds. I
-promised that he would never see his money again. I left Grimshaw with
-his heart in his boots. He made no further reference to fighting
-Crookshanks.
-
-But, the fact is, I soon found out that everybody was making love to
-the Princess Margaretta. Not only all the unmarried men but, unless
-rumour lied, some of the married men as well, There were some pretty
-scandals! Rouse, the curate of St Giles', had a _tête-à-tête_ dinner
-with her in her private sitting-room, and stayed so late that the
-landlord of the "Parade Hotel" had to tell him it was time to go. I
-charged Rouse with it to his face. He had the grace to blush.
-
-"The Princess is a member of the Greek Church--a most interesting
-subject." That is what he said. "I have hopes, Admiral, of winning her
-to the faith we hold so dear. It is only a passage in one of the
-Articles which keeps her back. I do not understand exactly how--it
-seems to be almost a question of grammar--yet so it is. But it would,
-indeed, be a triumph to win her from the Greeks."
-
-What I objected to most was the conduct of young Marchmont. It was
-only shortly before that he had asked my permission to pay his
-attentions to our Daisy. And he had paid his attentions with a
-vengeance. Yet here he was dangling about the Princess's skirts as
-though he were tied to her apron-strings. I did not wish to have a
-discussion with him, for Daisy's sake; but I made up my mind to say a
-word to the Princess.
-
-My chance came before I expected. She stopped me one afternoon on the
-Front. I was walking, she was in a carriage. She asked me to get in,
-so I got in, and away we drove.
-
-"Do you know, Admiral," she began, "yesterday I made such a silly
-mistake. I called at your house, and I left the wrong card."
-
-"The servant told me something about it. She said that you left a card
-with the name of 'Dowsett' on it."
-
-"That is so--Dowsett." She leaned back in the carriage. She shaded
-herself with her parasol in such a way that, while her face must have
-been invisible to the people on the front, it was visible enough to
-me. She looked supremely lovely. No wonder all the men were after
-her--the beggars. "Do you know, Admiral, that, at one time, I had
-almost made up my mind to enter Beachington under false colours."
-
-I asked her to explain. She did explain.
-
-"You know that we, who, so to speak, are born in the purple, have
-moments in our lives in which we are conscious that title and honours
-are--what shall I say?--mere fripperies. One longs, now and then, to
-step down from the pedestal on which chance, rather than our desert,
-has placed us, and become--what shall I say again?--one of the masses.
-I don't know how it may be with others in my position, but it is often
-so with me. And to such an extent, that at one time I even thought of
-coming to Beachington as plain Mrs Dowsett. I thought it would be such
-fun, so obviously ridiculous, you know. I even had cards printed with
-the name of Dowsett on them. Wasn't it a curious fancy? I suppose one
-of them got mixed up with my own cards, and, in my silly way, I left
-it at your house by mistake." She paused, then she added: "My
-husband's name was Dowsett. He was an American of the finest kind. He
-was what they call in America, One of the Four Hundred."
-
-"Then, if your husband's name was Dowsett, I presume that your name is
-Dowsett, too. So that you are Mrs Dowsett after all."
-
-"My dear Admiral! Once a Princess always a Princess. I do not cease to
-be the Princess Margaretta because, by accident, I chance to have had
-a husband who was a commoner."
-
-She said this in a way which showed that I had wounded her
-sensibilities.
-
-Then I tried to bring the subject round to young Charles Marchmont. I
-got there by degrees. She caught up the hints I dropped with a
-quickness which confounded me.
-
-"Poor Mr Marchmont! He is so utterly in love with me!"
-
-"In love with you--Charles Marchmont!"
-
-I stared. I almost let out that the young scoundrel was, nominally,
-engaged to Daisy--my little girl. But I did not choose to give my
-child away even to the Princess Margaretta.
-
-"He has given me a hundred pounds."
-
-I almost sprang from the carriage seat.
-
-"Charles Marchmont has given you a hundred pounds!"
-
-"I have not told him so, but I have almost made up my mind to devote
-it to the Russian Jews. It makes one so sad to think of them--don't
-you think that it makes one sad? All the world knows how deeply I am
-interested in the sufferings of my unfortunate compatriots. Because
-they are Hebrews, is that a reason why we should give them stones
-instead of bread? Oh, no! Are they not my fellow-creatures? But every
-one in Beachington has made my sympathies his own. It is beautiful!"
-The lovely creature wiped her lovely eyes. "Every one has showered
-gifts upon me--gifts of money and of money's worth. Even Mr Rouse has
-given me five pounds and a ring which was his mother's."
-
-Poor Rouse! I doubt if he had any private means to speak of, and I
-know that the income from his curacy was only sixty pounds a year.
-
-It is incredible--I am ashamed of myself when I think of it--but
-before I got out of that carriage, I actually gave her all the money I
-had in my purse. To the relief of the Russian Jews, I understood that
-it was to be devoted at the time, though I am free to admit that she
-did not make an exact statement of the fact. I did not dare to tell
-Mrs Beamish what I had done. I have never dared to tell her to this
-hour.
-
-Two nights after Douglas came up to me on the pier. He was beaming
-with something--possibly with rapture. When he saw me, in the dim
-light, he rubbed his hands together--in a way he has.
-
-"Congratulate me, Beamish! Congratulate me, my dear Beamish."
-
-Before I congratulate a man, I like to know what I am expected to
-congratulate him on. I told him so. He dropped his voice to a sort of
-confidential whisper.
-
-"She has promised to make me happy."
-
-"She? Who?"
-
-"The Princess Margaretta." He drew himself up. Douglas is a tall, thin
-man, so perhaps he thought that he would make himself still taller.
-"The Princess Margaretta, Beamish, that august and most beautiful
-lady, has, scarcely an hour ago--most auspicious hour of my
-existence!--promised to be my wife."
-
-I was dumbfounded. I could only stare. Douglas is an old Indian Civil.
-He was Resident of--somewhere or other, I forget the name of the
-place. The driest old stick I ever yet encountered. As much fitted to
-be the husband of a fair young creature like the Princess Margaretta
-as--as I am.
-
-"Yes, Beamish, I am to be married at last."
-
-And quite time, too, ancient imbecile. I felt inclined to kick him as
-he stood there, smirking and twiddling his watch-chain.
-
-"I have been making matrimonial approaches towards the Princess
-Margaretta almost since the moment in which she arrived at
-Beachington. I felt that such a woman as that must be mine, though, at
-the same time, I scarcely dared to hope. But the Princess is a woman
-of the widest sympathies. I am inclined to the belief that it is
-because I have made her sympathies my own that I have made her heart
-mine also. I presented her this afternoon with a cheque for a thousand
-guineas to be devoted to a cause in which she is much interested--the
-relief of the Russian Jews. It was, perhaps, for a person in my
-circumstances, a rash thing to do. But I do not regret it, for I am
-persuaded that it was that spontaneous act upon my part which induced
-her to say 'yes' to my whispered prayers."
-
-I moved away from him; I could not congratulate him--I could not! I
-fancy that he was so lifted up in the seventh heaven of his happiness
-that he never noticed the omission.
-
-On the other side of the pier I came upon Macbride. Macbride is a
-Yankee--a New England man; as keen and cute, and yet as nice a fellow
-as you would care to meet. He spends three or four months of every
-year in England on business, and, during that time, he is continually
-in and out of Beachington.
-
-He was leaning over the railings, looking down at the sea, when I came
-up to him.
-
-"Macbride," I said, "did you ever hear anything in the States of a
-man named Dowsett?"
-
-He knew what I was driving at immediately. That man knows everything!
-
-"The Princess's Dowsett?"
-
-"That's it. I see you know that her husband's name was Dowsett."
-
-Macbride considered a moment before he spoke.
-
-"It's my opinion that there never was a Dowsett."
-
-"Macbride! Why, she told me so herself!"
-
-"I imagine that she may have told you a good many things which belong
-to that order of fiction which is distinctly a stranger to truth." He
-was silent; although I could not see his face, I guessed, somehow, he
-was smiling. "It is my further opinion--I mention it to you, because I
-think that you are beginning to suspect as much yourself--that the
-Princess is no better than she ought to be."
-
-I gasped. If she had been doing us! What would Mrs Beamish say? I had
-staked my reputation on the woman.
-
-"Do you know that she has promised to marry Douglas?"
-
-"I know she has. I also know--from her own lips, so the authority is
-an unquestionable one--that there is more than one man in Beachington
-who is under the pleasing impression that she has promised to marry
-him. For instance, she has more than half promised to marry me. And I,
-for my part, am more than half inclined to marry her."
-
-"Macbride! when you say that you think she is no better than she ought
-to be!"
-
-"If you consider, how many women are there who are any better than
-they ought to be? Where shall you find a perfect woman? And Heaven
-protect us from her when she's found. Possibly you misconstrue my
-meaning. When I state that I believe her to be no better than she
-ought to be, I make a statement which, in my judgment, applies to all
-the women I ever met, not to speak of all the men. I think--I am not
-sure, but I think--that I understand the Princess Margaretta. I think,
-also, that she understands me. There is one advantage gained--a common
-understanding--especially as I am myself, in some respects, a rather
-peculiar person." For the first time he stood up, turned, and faced
-me. "Beamish, the Princess Margaretta is a clever woman. What she
-wants is a clever man. With a clever man she might be happy, and she
-might make him happy. Her misfortune has been that, up to now, the men
-she has encountered have been, generally speaking, fools."
-
-I could not make him out. And I not only could not make him out, but I
-did not know what to say to him. What can you say to a man who tells
-you that he thinks a woman is no better than she ought to be, and
-then, in the very same breath, that he is more than half inclined to
-marry her? And that when he knows that she has not only promised to
-marry another man, but, as he more than hints, half a dozen other men
-besides.
-
-The following morning, just as I was going to start for my morning
-stroll, the servant came and said that a "gentleman" wished to see me.
-She hesitated as she said "gentleman," as if she were doubtful if that
-word exactly applied.
-
-"Admiral Beamish?" enquired the visitor as I entered the room into
-which the maid had shown him. I told him that I was that individual.
-"Can you tell me what is my wife's present address? She appears to
-have changed her lodging. I am Mr Dowsett."
-
-I stared. The visitor was a small, insignificant, sandy-haired,
-mild-looking individual of about forty years of age. No wonder the
-servant had hesitated to call him a "gentleman." He carried "small
-shopkeeper" on him, written large.
-
-"I don't understand you. I fancy there is some mistake," I said.
-
-The stranger eyed me as though the mere tone of my voice filled him
-with alarm.
-
-"Perhaps so. But my wife told me that she had the honour of your
-acquaintance, She mentioned your name in her last letter."
-
-"Your wife? Who is your wife?"
-
-"My wife is Mrs Dowsett."
-
-"Dowsett?" A cold shiver went down my back. I had heard the name
-before. "Is it possible that you are referring to the Princess
-Margaretta?"
-
-"The--who?"
-
-"The Princess Margaretta--who, as all the world knows, is staying at
-the 'Parade Hotel'?"
-
-"I hope not--I do hope not. I hope she's not gone so far as the
-Princess Margaretta."
-
-The little man wrung his hands together as if he were positively
-suffering pain.
-
-"The Princess did say that her late husband's name was Dowsett.
-Perhaps you are a relation of his?"
-
-"Her late husband! I'm her present husband, if it's Mrs Dowsett. But
-perhaps you wouldn't mind telling me what kind of party the Princess
-Margaretta is--I mean to look at."
-
-I told him. I described the Princess's many charms. I spoke of her
-glorious hair, her great blue eyes, her irresistible smile, her
-exquisite figure, her bearing of great lady. I did not do
-her justice--who can do a beautiful woman justice by a mere
-description?--but I apparently did her sufficient justice to enable
-him to recognise the picture I had drawn. When I had finished, that
-little man dropped into a chair with what sounded to me very like a
-cry of anguish.
-
-"It's Eliza!" That is how he referred to the Princess Margaretta--the,
-as she had given me to understand, near relation to the Romanoffs,
-the reigning Russian family. "She's done it again! And worse than
-ever!--After all she promised!"
-
-When I understood what his broken exclamations might mean, I began to
-perspire.
-
-"I fear that you and I, sir, are at cross purposes. May I ask you to
-explain! And, first of all, be so good as to tell me who you are."
-
-"That's me." He took from his pocket a card, a common tradesman's
-card, on which was printed "James Dowsett. Grocer and General
-Provision Merchant," with an address at Islington. "That's me," he
-repeated with an air of positive pride, "that's who I am. And I'll do
-you as good a tea at one and ten as you'll get anywhere in London,
-though I say it."
-
-"And do you mean to tell me," I gasped, "that the Princess Margaretta
-is not a widow, not--not a relation of the Romanoffs, but--but a small
-grocer's actual wife?"
-
-"Not such a small grocer's as you might think. I could give you a
-banker's reference which perhaps would startle you. It isn't always
-them, you know, who carry things off with the biggest air who are the
-biggest."
-
-"But," I cried, "are you aware, sir, that the person whom you assert
-to be your wife, has, here in Beachington, laid claim to Royal rank?"
-
-The little man's air of modest pride disappeared with even comic
-suddenness.
-
-"Not to Royal rank? Not quite to Royal rank, I hope?"
-
-"But I say yes--I say yes. She told me with her own lips that she was
-a near relation to the Russian Czar."
-
-Mr Dowsett began again to wring his hands.
-
-"Oh, Eliza, what have you done?"
-
-"If the person you refer to as 'Eliza'--great powers, what a name!--is
-the person who calls herself the Princess Margaretta, then she has
-been guilty of the most impudent fraud of which I ever heard, and
-proved herself to be a swindler of the purest water."
-
-Mr Dowsett stared, or, rather, glared at me. He drew himself to his
-full height--five foot three inches. He turned pale with rage; he
-actually shook his fist in my face.
-
-"Don't you call my wife a swindler, you--you old villain!"
-
-I was astounded.
-
-"May I ask, Mr Dowsett, what language you would apply to a person who,
-being a grocer's wife, calls herself a widow, in possession of a large
-fortune, a Princess in her own right, and a near relative of the
-reigning Czar?"
-
-Mr Dowsett looked at me, as if he were at a loss for words. Then, to
-my surprise and my disgust, he began to cry. Mr Dowsett appeared to be
-a man of variable moods.
-
-"You sha'n't call her a swindler, you sha'n't! She's no more a
-swindler than you are. It's all them--them dratted books."
-
-"Dratted books, Mr Dowsett? What do you mean?"
-
-"It's them penny novelettes and the stories in the fashion papers, and
-that stuff. She gets reading about things, and then she thinks she's
-the things she reads about. I'll tell you what she said to me not very
-long ago. 'Jimmy,' she said--I'm Jimmy--'let's pretend that I'm a
-duchess. I've been reading about such a beautiful duchess. Let's
-pretend I'm her.' So we did, just her and me. I called her 'Your
-Grace,' and all. We kept it up for nearly a month. Then she said,
-'Jimmy, I'm tired of being a duchess. I've been reading such a lovely
-story about a lone, lorn orphan. Let's pretend I'm a lone, lorn
-orphan, whom you picked up out of the streets, for a change.' So we
-pretended that she was a lone, lorn orphan who'd gone through enough
-to make your hair go grey. But, there! I don't know what we haven't
-pretended she was."
-
-That any man could be capable of such childish imbecility seemed to me
-almost incredible. But then man's capacity of imbecility is
-incredible. Consider how a man of my standing had been induced to
-receive a grocer's wife as a Royal Princess!
-
-"May I ask, Mr Dowsett, how you came to allow your wife to come to
-Beachington unaccompanied by her husband?"
-
-"Well, sir, it was this way. I was more than usually busy this year,
-and Eliza was anxious for a change, and she begged me to let her go,
-so I let her go."
-
-"And do you mean to tell me that she has given you no hint of what she
-has been doing since she came?"
-
-"Lor' bless you, she's written to me every day, regular. The best
-letters ever you saw--that funny! How I have laughed at them, oh
-lor'!" Mr Dowsett seemed inclined to laugh even at the recollection.
-"But, to tell you the truth, I didn't know what was true in them and
-what was make-believe. She did say that she told every one that she
-was a Princess, and that every one took her for one; but I never
-thought for a moment she was in earnest. Though goodness knows that
-she's clever enough, and beautiful enough for one, isn't she, sir?" I
-didn't tell him what I thought; though I felt that in the truth of
-that lay my excuse. "She wouldn't give me her address. She said it
-would spoil the fun. So I sent my letters to the post-office."
-
-"Did you, indeed? There appear to be some curious husbands and wives
-in existence nowadays, but scarcely a more curious couple, I
-apprehend, Mr Dowsett, than you and the--lady whom I know as the
-Princess Margaretta. Although you do not know her address, I do. So,
-with your permission, we will pay an immediate visit to the Princess
-Margaretta."
-
-When we pulled up in front of the "Parade Hotel," the little man gave
-a little start.
-
-"My gracious! Is she staying here? She did mention once that she was
-stopping at the biggest hotel in the place. But I thought that was her
-fun. Oh, Eliza, what have you done?"
-
-As he went into the hotel Grimshaw was coming out. He seemed to be in
-a state of considerable agitation. He addressed me almost at the top
-of his voice.
-
-"Beamish, you will find Crookshanks lying senseless on the landing.
-When he comes to, tell him that I shall be perfectly ready to give him
-the satisfaction of a gentleman."
-
-He went striding off, without giving me a chance to request him to be
-a little more explicit. We did not find Crookshanks lying senseless on
-the landing. We met him coming down the stairs, with his handkerchief
-to his nose. He looked at us askance.
-
-"Is Major Grimshaw downstairs?"
-
-He put the question to me in a sort of anxious whisper.
-
-"Grimshaw's just gone out."
-
-"You are quite sure he's gone?
-
-"Certainly. He just now passed me."
-
-"Thank you. I--I was afraid he might be waiting down below."
-
-He continued sneaking down the stairs, as if a weight had been taken
-off his mind. I had expected better things of Crookshanks. But perhaps
-those three girls of his have knocked the heart all out of him.
-
-Unannounced I entered the Princess Margaretta's sitting-room. I wanted
-to take her unawares. I took her unawares. Quite a dramatic little
-scene seemed to be taking place within. Old Douglas and Mr Macbride
-appeared to be indulging in that kind of conversation in which one
-does not care to indulge in the presence of a lady.
-
-When the Princess saw who had come in with me, she came dashing
-forward. She gave a little cry of joy.
-
-"Oh, Jimmy!" She actually threw herself upon his breast in the
-presence of us all. "You dear, I'm so glad you've come. I'm tired to
-death of being the Princess Margaretta."
-
-The little grocer seemed to be as happy as a king when he had her in
-his arms, as though he asked for nothing more.
-
-Macbride declared that he had suspected something of the truth all
-through. But I doubt it. She had been "playing" at being the Princess
-Margaretta--to think of that minx's brazen impudence! Every one got
-back his own again. I even got back the contents of my purse. But when
-he was presented with the bill at the hotel that grocer must have
-stared.
-
-To my mind Beachington has never been the same since the incident of
-the Princess Margaretta.
-
-
-
-
- IX
-
- THE END OF HIS HOLIDAY
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
-"That's a fine girl!"
-
-The lady thus tersely referred to by Mr Harry Davison was followed
-into the room by a gentleman who was as noticeable as herself. As they
-searched for a vacant seat they were attended by the glances of the
-breakfasters. Chance had it that they found an unoccupied table which
-was close to that at which Mr Davison was seated. Mr Lintorn finished
-his breakfast, eating it steadily through, while Mr Davison, eating
-nothing, stared at the lady. Having discussed the meal, Mr Lintorn,
-fitting his eyeglass into its place, eyed the new-comers.
-
-"I thought so."
-
-"Thought what?"
-
-Mr Lintorn paused before replying. He rose from his chair. An odd
-smile was on his face.
-
-"They're some people I knew in the Riviera."
-
-With a little nod to his friend, he moved towards the new arrivals.
-Left alone, Mr Davison observed Mr Lintorn's proceedings with
-surprise. He thought he perceived that that gentleman was not received
-with too effusive a welcome. It pleased Mr Davison to perceive it. But
-Mr Lintorn seemed in no way discomposed. Breakfasters finished and
-rose and went, but he stayed on. Mr Davison stayed too. He got up at
-last and began to walk about the room, lingering once or twice in the
-vicinity of the little table. Still Mr Lintorn declined to take the
-hint. In the end he had the courage of despair.
-
-"Er, excuse me, Lintorn: er--"
-
-There he ceased. He was Nottinghamshire born and bred, a handsome,
-sunny-faced lad scarcely out of his teens, with the flush of health
-upon his cheeks; but assurance was not his strongest point. Scarcely
-had he opened his mouth than he was overwhelmed by the fear that he
-was making an ass of himself. He became a ruby. Then the young lady
-did an extraordinary thing; she helped him over the stile.
-
-"Mr Lintorn," she spoke English with quite a charming accent, "will
-you not permit us to know your friend?"
-
-It was said with such a pretty little air that the request was robbed
-of singularity. Mr Lintorn, to whom, indeed, the proposition seemed a
-little unexpected, acceded to the lady's wishes.
-
-"M. de Fontanes, Mdlle. de Fontanes, permit me to introduce to you Mr
-Davison."
-
-Mr Davison's awkwardness continued, although the lady was so gracious.
-Perhaps her exceeding graciousness only increased his sense of
-awkwardness; it is so with some of us when the grass is green. They
-left the hotel together, this quartet; together they even wandered on
-the sands. Behind, the old gentleman with Mr Lintorn; in front,
-mademoiselle with Mr Davison. Under these circumstances, despite his
-awkwardness, Mr Davison seemed to enjoy himself, for when they parted
-he turned to Mr Lintorn.
-
-"Lintorn, she's a goddess!"
-
-Mr Lintorn, through his eyeglass, surveyed his friend. Then he lit a
-cigarette. Then he pointed to a lady, who could boast of some sixteen
-stone of solid figure.
-
-"Another goddess," he observed.
-
-"That monstrosity!"
-
-"Perhaps some people do prefer them lean."
-
-"Lean? You call Mdlle. de Fontanes lean? Why, she's as graceful as a
-sylph!"
-
-"I shouldn't be surprised. What is a sylph?"
-
-"Did you see such eyes?"
-
-"Yes; often."
-
-"Where?"
-
-"In other people's heads."
-
-"Lintorn, you're a brute!"
-
-On that they parted. They joined forces again at dinner. Afterwards
-they went to the Casino. There was a little ball that night. The place
-was crowded. M. de Fontanes and his daughter were there. Mdlle. de
-Fontanes behaved towards Mr Davison like an old-time friend. She
-danced with him, not once nor twice, but three times running; and,
-oddly enough, between the dances they lost her father. Looking for him
-occupied a considerable amount of time; and still they could not find
-him. At the end of the search the young lady was compelled to seat
-herself while Mr Davison procured her an ice. As he was engaged in
-doing so, someone touched him on the shoulder. It was Mr Lintorn.
-
-"Take care," he said, his hand upon the other's arm.
-
-"What do you mean?" asked Mr Davison. He was heated with pleasure and
-excitement. Mr Lintorn eyed him fixedly.
-
-"Take care; you're spilling that ice."
-
-The fact was correctly stated. Mr Davison was holding the plate in
-such a manner that the half-melted mass was dripping over the edge.
-Still it was scarcely necessary to stop him in order to tell him that;
-the more especially as it was the stoppage which was the cause of the
-ice being spilt.
-
-Mr Davison saw Mdlle. de Fontanes home. Under the circumstances he
-could scarcely help it. When a lady is alone--we need not lay stress
-on such incidentals as youth and beauty--where is the man who would
-not proffer her his escort through the perils of the midnight streets?
-The night was fine, the breeze was warm; they lingered first in the
-gardens of the _établissement_ to look upon the sea. Then they
-strolled gently through the Boulogne streets. They had told each other
-tales--unspoken tales--by the time they reached the Rue des Anges, but
-perhaps she understood his tale better than he did hers.
-
-The lady paused. She addressed her cavalier,--
-
-"This is our apartment. I am afraid my father will scold me."
-
-"Scold you! Why?"
-
-"You see, I am all he has, and so--I wait upon his pleasure. I am so
-seldom away from him that, when I am, even for a little time, he
-misses me. But will you not come in? Perhaps your presence may save me
-from my scolding."
-
-Mr Davison was not in the mood, nor was he the man, to say "No" to
-such an invitation. He went in to save her from her scolding. They
-found the old gentleman in the _salon_, seated, in solitary state, in
-front of a table on which were a couple of packs of cards. His manner
-in greeting his daughter was more than a trifle acid.
-
-"Well? You have come! It is good of you, upon my honour. I have not
-waited quite two hours--yet."
-
-"I am so sorry."
-
-She put her arms about his neck, her soft cheek against his rough one.
-He disengaged himself from her embrace.
-
-"Permit me! I am not in the vein!"
-
-"Father, you see that Mr Davison is here. Mr Davison, my father is
-justly angry with me. I have kept him waiting two hours for his
-_écarté_."
-
-Mr Davison advanced to the old gentleman with outstretched hand.
-
-"Let me pay forfeit in Mdlle. de Fontanes' stead: play with me."
-
-The old gentleman touched the extended palm with the end of his frigid
-fingers. He looked the speaker up and down.
-
-"Do you play _écarté?_"
-
-"I ought to; I have played it my whole life long."
-
-"Then," said the old man, with beautiful irony, "you should be a
-foeman worthy of my steel."
-
-They sat down. But the young lady did not seem easy.
-
-"Is it not too late to play to-night? I am already guilty of detaining
-Mr Davison."
-
-Mr Davison repudiated the idea with scorn.
-
-"Too late! Why, sometimes I sit up playing cards the whole night
-long."
-
-"After that," murmured the old man softly, "what has one left to say?"
-
-They played, if not all night, at least until the tints of dawn were
-brightening the sky. The stakes were trifling, but, even so, if one
-never wins, one may lose--in time. When Mr Davison rose to go he had
-lost all his ready money and seventeen pounds besides. This he was to
-bring to-morrow, when he was to have his revenge.
-
-Mdlle. de Fontanes let him out. In the hall, before she opened the
-door, she spoke to him.
-
-"I wish you would promise me not to play with my father again."
-
-"Promise you! But why?"
-
-"Do not be offended. You are a younger man. You do not play so well as
-he, my friend."
-
-The "friend" came softly at the end. But Mr Davison chafed at the
-under-estimation of his powers.
-
-"You think so because I have not won to-night. Let me tell you, for
-your satisfaction, that I was not afraid of meeting any man at the
-'Varsity, and there are some first-rate players there."
-
-The lady smiled.
-
-"At the 'Varsity? I see." She opened the door. The dawn streamed in.
-"Good-night."
-
-As Mr Davison strolled homewards he saw before him in the air, not a
-pack of cards, but a woman's eyes.
-
-
- CHAPTER II
-
-Mr Davison saw Mr Lintorn again at the eleven o'clock breakfast that
-morning.
-
-"Find her father?" was Mr Lintorn's greeting to him as he took his
-seat.
-
-"Find her father? Whose? Oh, Mdlle. de Fontanes'! No; I had to see her
-home."
-
-"Hard lines!"
-
-Mr Lintorn waited until the second course was served before he spoke
-again.
-
-"It took you a long time to see her home?"
-
-"I don't understand you."
-
-"I sat up for you until nearly two, and you weren't in then."
-
-"It was very good of you to sit up for me, I'm sure."
-
-Mr Lintorn, adjusting his eyeglasses, looked his friend fixedly in the
-face.
-
-"Davison, if you will allow me, on this occasion only, to play the
-part of mentor, you will have as little to do with the de Fontanes as
-you conveniently can.
-
-"What the deuce do you mean?"
-
-"Nothing; only a word to the wise--"
-
-"Considering that they are not my friends, but yours--"
-
-"Who said they were my friends?"
-
-"You introduced me."
-
-"I introduced you? The like of that!"
-
-The pair sallied forth together to see the bathers. Who should they
-chance upon but M. and Mdlle. de Fontanes. Mademoiselle had bathed.
-She looked radiant. Unlike the average woman, who finds the ordeal of
-emerging from the sea a trying one, the sea had but enhanced her
-charms. They were quite a family party. M. de Fontanes even unbent so
-far as to express a hope that the two Englishmen would dine with them
-that same evening. They were but in a temporary apartment; he could
-not promise them much, but they should have something to eat. Mr
-Davison accepted with effusion. Mr Lintorn, a little to his friend's
-surprise, after what had passed between them, accepted too.
-
-Mr Davison spent the rest of the day in looking forward to his dinner.
-It was to be at seven. As a matter of course, he was dressed at six.
-Yet, owing to Mr Lintorn, it was half-past seven before they reached
-the Rue des Anges. Mr Davison was perspiring with rage. Mdlle. de
-Fontanes received them. Her father was standing, looking black,
-behind. Mr Lintorn was the first to enter the room.
-
-"I pray your pardon, but Mr Davison has not yet reached an age at
-which punctuality at dinner is esteemed a virtue."
-
-The thing was gratuitous.
-
-"I assure you, Mdlle. de Fontanes--" burst out Mr Davison.
-
-The young lady cut him short.
-
-"I forgive you," she said. "It is so nice to be young."
-
-During dinner Mr Davison scarcely spoke a word. His feelings were too
-strong for speech--at least, at such a gathering. The young lady,
-observing his silence, commented on it in what seemed almost a spirit
-of gratuitous malice.
-
-"I am afraid, Mr Davison, we do not please you."
-
-"Mdlle. de Fontanes!"
-
-"Or perhaps you are not so eloquent as Mr Lintorn--ever?"
-
-"No, never."
-
-Mdlle. de Fontanes spoke so hesitatingly, and in such low tones, that
-only Mr Davison caught the words she uttered next.
-
-"Perhaps--there is a certain manner--which--only comes with age."
-
-"You seem to think that I am nothing but a boy. I will prove to you
-that at least in some things I am a man."
-
-She looked up at him and smiled. His cheeks were flushed, his eyes
-were bright. To make up, perhaps, for his lack of conversation, he
-had been drinking all the time. When they re-entered the _salon_ the
-card-table was arranged for play. Mr Davison went up to it at once.
-
-"M. de Fontanes, I hope for my revenge."
-
-Mdlle. de Fontanes went to his side and whispered him,--
-
-"I asked you!"
-
-"But I had promised. Besides, I wish to show you that _écarté_ is one
-of the things in which you underrate my age."
-
-M. de Fontanes sat down. There was a curious look upon his face.
-
-"Mr Lintorn, you and I are old antagonists. Who was it used to win?"
-
-"Invariably you."
-
-"Ah, then it is your turn now!"
-
-"Perhaps."
-
-They played gallery. In spite of his prediction, fortune, as a rule,
-was with their host. The stakes were trifling, his losses small, yet
-it was curious to see the irritation with which Mr Lintorn saw his
-francs forsake him. He was playing with M. de Fontanes. The old
-gentleman scored the king. Suddenly Mr Lintorn, throwing his cards on
-the table, rose to his feet.
-
-"It is enough!" he said.
-
-His opponent looked up in not unnatural surprise.
-
-"How?"
-
-"You have won, and you will win certainly." He turned to the lady.
-"Mdlle. de Fontanes, you must excuse me. I have letters to write."
-
-Without another word he left the room. A pause of blank amazement
-followed his disappearance. M. de Fontanes sat like a figure carved in
-stone.
-
-"Is Mr Lintorn ill?" his daughter asked.
-
-Mr Davison took upon himself to answer.
-
-"He must be, or else mad. I believe he always is half-mad. But never
-mind! I'm glad he's gone. Now, M. de Fontanes, you have to reckon with
-me. For revenge! Your daughter doubts if I can play _écarté_. I will
-show her that her doubts are vain."
-
-He drank two glasses of Maraschino, one after the other, emptying each
-at a draught. Placing the liqueur case beside him on the table, he sat
-down again to play. And they played on, and on, and on, hour after
-hour. Mr Davison continually lost. Fortune never varied; it was
-against him all the time. As his losses increased, he insisted on
-increasing the stakes. At last they were playing for really
-considerable sums.
-
-"Fortune must turn!" he cried. "I never saw such cards in all my life!
-And, when it turns, I want to have a chance, you know."
-
-So he persisted in raising the stakes still higher. And he drank! He
-emptied the flask of Maraschino, and began upon the Kummel, and would
-have emptied that if his host's daughter had not, probably in a moment
-of abstraction, removed the case of liqueurs from the table. He was in
-the highest spirits, and lost as though losing were a pleasure. And
-mademoiselle leant over his shoulder and whispered in his ear.
-
-But at last her father declared that play must cease.
-
-"You have had bad fortune," he observed.
-
-"Extraordinary!" exclaimed Mr Davison; his utterance was a little
-thick. "Extraordinary! Never had such bad fortune in my life before.
-It isn't fair to judge of a man's form from the play tonight? What do
-I owe you? A heap, I know."
-
-"A trifle," M. de Fontanes looked through his tablets. "Three thousand
-seven hundred and fifty francs."
-
-"Three thousand seven hundred and fifty francs! Why, that's a--that's
-a hundred and fifty pounds! Great snakes!"
-
-The magnitude of the sum almost sobered him. M. de Fontanes smiled.
-
-"You must try again for your revenge."
-
-As before, the lady escorted the guest downstairs, "assisted" him
-would, on the present occasion, perhaps, have been the better word.
-The touch of her hand at parting increased his sense of intoxication.
-The cool air of the early morning did not tend to lessen it. He went
-staggering over the cobblestones. On the quay he encountered a
-solitary figure--the figure of a man who was strolling up and down and
-smoking a cigar. Mr Davison, with a burst of tipsy surprise, perceived
-that it was Mr Lintorn.
-
-"Lintorn! I thought you were writing your letters."
-
-Mr Lintorn quietly surveyed him.
-
-"Did you? How much have you lost?"
-
-"How do you know I've lost?"
-
-"Why?" Mr Lintorn shrugged his shoulders. "The man happens to be a
-cheat."
-
-"Don't--don't you say that again!"
-
-"Why not? You would have seen it yourself if you had had your wits
-about you. He was cheating all the time."
-
-"You--!"
-
-Mr Davison struck at his friend. Mr Lintorn warded off the blow. Mr
-Davison struck again. The man was drunk and bent upon a row. It was
-impossible to avoid him without actually turning tail and fleeing. So
-Mr Lintorn let him have it. Mr Davison lay on his back among the
-cobble-stones. Mr Lintorn advanced to his assistance. The recumbent
-hero greeted him with a volley of abuse. Seeing that to persist would
-only be to bring about a renewal of hostilities, Mr Lintorn strolled
-off to the hotel alone, leaving Mr Davison to follow at his leisure.
-
-
- CHAPTER III
-
-The next morning Mr Davison did not put in an appearance at breakfast.
-So Mr Lintorn went to look for him in his room. He knocked at the
-door.
-
-"Who's there?" growled a voice within.
-
-"Lintorn. May I come in?"
-
-Without waiting for the required permission he entered. The hero was
-still in bed. There was that look about him which is noticeable in the
-ordinarily sober youth who has enjoyed the night before not wisely,
-but too well. And his eye--outside the actual organ--was a beautiful
-black. Mr Lintorn started at sight of these signs of mourning.
-
-"Davison, I had no idea--"
-
-"You had no idea of what, sir? What do you mean by entering my room?"
-
-"I cannot express to you how ashamed of myself I feel. I--I had no
-idea that I had hit so hard."
-
-Mr Lintorn felt--too late--that this was one of those delicate
-subjects which are best avoided. But the words were spoken.
-
-"Look here, Mr Lintorn: I chanced to stay in the same hotel with you
-at Nice, and it has suited me since, as a traveller, to adapt my
-movements to yours. Beyond that, you are a perfect stranger to me. You
-are, at best, but a chance acquaintance. Be so good as to consider
-that acquaintance dropped."
-
-Mr Davison spoke, or intended to speak, with the dignity and the
-hauteur which are appropriate to the travelling man of fashion, who
-has spent six weeks abroad. But such a character is difficult to
-maintain when one has "hot coppers" and a black eye, and is lying in
-bed. None the less Mr Lintorn perceived that the present was not a
-favourable moment for argument. He fixed his glass in his eye, gave Mr
-Davison just one look, bowed, and left him to his dignity.
-
-Mr Davison rang for his shaving-water, and the waiter who brought it
-was so indiscreet as to notice the gentleman's condition--the
-condition, that is, of what has been called his optic.
-
-"_Mais, monsieur est blessé!_"
-
-Mr Davison's knowledge of French was not peculiar for its extent, but
-it was sufficient to render him aware that the man exaggerated the
-actual fact.
-
-"Get out!" he shouted.
-
-The man got out, having learned, it is to be hoped, a lesson in tact.
-When Mr Davison began to shave he found that his hand was shaky. His
-temper was ruffled, his head ached most dreadfully. The looking-glass
-revealed with terrible distinctness the state of his eye; it was
-really not surprising that the waiter had found it impossible to avoid
-making his little observation. In shaving--not, by the way, in his
-case an absolutely indispensable operation--he cut a gash about an
-inch and a half in length on the most prominent part of his chin.
-This, ornamented with a strip of yellow sticking-plaster, did not, so
-to speak, harmonise with the rest of his appearance. It did not
-harmonise with his temper, either; he was in a mood to cut the throat
-of the first man he met.
-
-When he had completed his toilet he sat down and penned the following
-note:--
-
-
-"Mr Davison presents his compliments to M. de Fontanes. He encloses
-notes to the value of three thousand seven hundred and fifty
-francs--the amount of his overnight losses at _écarté_. As such a sum
-is larger than Mr Davison cares to lose, he would be obliged by M. de
-Fontanes giving him his revenge at the earliest possible moment--say
-this evening at eight o'clock."
-
-
-Mr Davison felt this was a communication which any man might be proud
-of having written; that it conveyed the impression that he was not a
-lad to be trifled with, and that it would give M. de Fontanes and his
-daughter to understand that, sooner or later, he would be quits, and
-more. Before enclosing the notes it was necessary to have the notes to
-enclose. That involved sallying forth to get them. So he sallied
-forth, patched chin, black eye, and all, to the banking-house of MM.
-Adam et Cie. Those gentlemen were so good as to honour his cheque to
-the extent he required--not, however, without commiserating him both
-on the state of his chin and the state of his eye. Having received his
-notes, he sent his letter. Then he returned to the hotel to wait for a
-reply. It came.
-
-
-"MON BRAVE.--Ce soir, à huit heures, chez moi. Mille remercîments.
-
- "DE FONTANES."
-
-
-Although M. de Fontanes spoke such fluent English, it appeared that he
-preferred to trust to his own language when it came to pen and paper.
-
-On the stroke of eight Mr Davison made his appearance in the Rue des
-Anges. His entry made a small sensation. Mdlle. de Fontanes, advancing
-to meet him, stopped short with a little cry.
-
-"Mr Davison! Oh, what is the matter! Are--are you ill?"
-
-Mr Davison turned the colour of a boiled beetroot.
-
-"I do not understand you," he said.
-
-The father's tact was finer than the daughter's.
-
-"On the stroke of the hour!" he murmured, extending his hand to greet
-his guest, as though guests with patched chins and black eyes were
-everyday occurrences.
-
-They sat down to play. Before they commenced Mr Davison delivered
-himself of a few remarks.
-
-"You must understand, M. de Fontanes, that I have lost more than I
-quite care to lose. Therefore, I cannot afford to play for trifling
-stakes. I suggest with your permission, that we commence with
-five-pound points."
-
-"Five-pound points!" cried mademoiselle. Her distress seemed genuine.
-
-"I said five-pound points."
-
-Mr Davison's manner towards the daughter of the house was scarcely
-courteous. Perhaps he resented the surprise she had shown at his
-appearance.
-
-"Five pounds--or fifty."
-
-M. de Fontanes smiled at the board as he murmured this liberal
-agreement with his guest's suggestion.
-
-It was not the drink that night, but the cards! The younger player
-never touched a king. Never had a man such luck before. In so short a
-space of time as to make the whole affair seem like a conjuring trick,
-his debt to M. de Fontanes had entered its second century. He appeared
-to grow bewildered, as, indeed, in the face of such a run of luck an
-older player might easily have done. He got into such a state that he
-would have been unable to play the cards even if he had had them, and
-he never had them.
-
-"This--this is awful!" he groaned. "At this rate I shall be able to do
-nothing even if luck turns. What do you say to doubling the stakes?"
-
-Mdlle. de Fontanes was reclining in an easy-chair, ostensibly reading
-a book; in reality following the game. She sprang to her feet.
-
-"I forbid it!" she cried. "Father, I forbid it!"
-
-"Do not disturb yourself, my child. I am in all things moderate. The
-stakes are high enough--for me."
-
-Mr Davison's losses increased. He never scored a trick. He was making
-a record in bad luck. His lips were parched, his hands trembling.
-
-"That makes three hundred pounds," said M. de Fontanes, reading his
-tablets.
-
-"Three hundred pounds!" repeated the young man, a little hoarsely,
-perhaps.
-
-"It shall not be!"
-
-The interruption came from Mdlle. de Fontanes. She advanced to the
-table. She laid her hand upon the pack of cards which Mr Davison was
-about to deal. Her father looked up at her interrogatively.
-
-"I say it shall not be. I will not have it, father. Mr Davison, you
-owe my father nothing; he cheats you all the time."
-
-M. de Fontanes rose. His tall figure seemed to tower to an unusual
-height.
-
-"I care not. I tell you, Mr Davison, you owe my father nothing--not a
-sou--! He cheats you all the time!"
-
-Mr Davison staggered to his feet, his eyes opened, as it were, by a
-sudden flash of lightning. He threw the pack of cards, which he was
-holding, into the old man's face.
-
-There was silence. Then the old man's lips moved.
-
-"To-morrow," he muttered, so that the words were scarcely audible, and
-left the room.
-
-When he was gone, the lady addressed the gentleman:
-
-"You, too, had better go."
-
-Mr Davison went. Mdlle. de Fontanes was left alone. She did not escort
-him down the stairs. And this time, as he walked through the night to
-his hotel, it was not a woman's eyes, but a pack of cards which he saw
-before him in the air.
-
-
- CHAPTER IV
-
-The next morning--another morning!--at a very early hour, Mr Davison
-entered Mr Lintorn's bedroom. The latter gentleman was still engaged
-in his toilet.
-
-"Lintorn, I am an ass!"
-
-"The fact," said Mr Lintorn placidly, and as though there had been no
-unpleasantness of any kind between them, "does not surprise me so much
-as the statement of the fact."
-
-"I've behaved like an ass to you."
-
-"You have."
-
-Mr Lintorn wiped the soap off his razor; he had a steadier hand than
-Mr Davison.
-
-"I've behaved like an ass all round."
-
-"I can believe it easily. Indeed, you are, in general, an ass. You're
-a nice fellow, but you are an ass. You'll grow out of it in time, but
-you'll have to do a deal of growing first." Mr Lintorn glanced at his
-friend, who was pacing round the room. "How's your eye?"
-
-"Oh, hang my eye! Lintorn, how much do you think I've lost within the
-last three nights? Five hundred pounds!"
-
-Mr Lintorn whistled.
-
-"How pleasant it is to be rich and young."
-
-"But I'm not rich. With the exception of five thousand pounds left me
-by my aunt to help me along while I'm reading for the bar, I've
-scarcely a penny in the world."
-
-"Davison, you don't mean that?"
-
-"I do mean it. And the worst of it is, it's not been fairly lost. That
-old rogue's been rooking me all through."
-
-"Oh, you've discovered that, have you? After trying to murder me for
-warning you."
-
-Then Mr Davison told his tale. How Mdlle. de Fontanes had interrupted
-the game, and exposed her father's pernicious practices. Mr Lintorn
-expressed much admiration of the lady's conduct.
-
-"She looked like a goddess then, if you like. I should like to have
-seen her."
-
-"She did look like a goddess; but I don't know that you would have
-liked to have seen her. She made me feel uncommonly small, I do know
-that."
-
-"That's of course! but that's so easy."
-
-While Mr Davison was thinking of a retort with which to crush his
-friend--for even a worm will turn--there came a tap at the door. A
-waiter entered.
-
-"A lady to see M. Davison."
-
-"A lady! To see me! What's her name?"
-
-"She does not give her name. It is a young lady--a pretty young lady."
-It was the waiter who had found it impossible to avoid commenting on
-Mr Davison's appearance. It was plain he had not learnt his lesson
-yet. "She attends in the _salon_."
-
-The waiter disappeared.
-
-"Bet you a guinea," cried Mr Lintorn, "that it's Mdlle. de Fontanes.
-Davison, I've almost finished shaving; I'll take this business off
-your hands if you like."
-
-"Thanks; I'm much obliged. This time I will not trouble you."
-
-It was Mdlle. de Fontanes. When Mr Davison appeared she was standing
-in the centre of the room. A thick black veil was before her face.
-That waiter must have had keen eyes to detect the prettiness beneath
-it. A little packet was in her hand. Opening it, she turned out its
-contents on the table. There was a little heap of notes and gold.
-
-"That is the money which my father has won from you."
-
-This was her greeting as the young gentleman entered the room.
-
-"Mdlle. de Fontanes!"
-
-There was a pause. Mr Davison looked from the lady to the money, and
-from the money to the lady. With a little movement she lifted her
-veil.
-
-He saw her face; it was pale, with the look upon it which follows a
-sleepless night.
-
-"Did you think that we would keep it?" She put out her hand and
-touched his sleeve. "Did you think so badly of us, then, as that?"
-
-He thought that he had never seen her look so pretty. There was
-something in her voice which caused "a choking in his throat.
-
-"But I cannot take the money. Especially--if you will forgive me,
-Mdlle. de Fontanes--especially from you."
-
-She sat down. For a moment she covered her face with her hands.
-Suddenly she rose.
-
-"Do not make my burden heavier than it is already. Mr Davison, my
-father cannot help but cheat. It is a disease. In the common things of
-life he is the most honourable of men--the best of fathers. But with
-the cards, night after night, since he must play, I play with him, and
-he cheats me."
-
-She fell on her knees by the side of the table. Burying her face in
-her hands, she cried as though her heart would break. Mr Davison could
-only whisper--
-
-"Mdlle. de Fontanes."
-
-She looked up at him.
-
-"Say you forgive me," she cried.
-
-"Forgive you! I! What have I to forgive?"
-
-"For taking you home that night; for letting you know my father; for
-letting you know me."
-
-Mr Davison fumbled with a compliment.
-
-"That--that is an honour for which I--I ought to thank you."
-
-She rose. She regarded him intently, the tears still stealing from her
-eyes. Never had he felt so uncomfortable before a woman's gaze. It
-seemed to him that he was passing through all the colour phases of the
-rainbow.
-
-"So you forgive me, truly?"
-
-"If--if there is forgiveness needed."
-
-"If you forgive me"--she came close to him, he felt her hand steal
-into his--"kiss me, Harry."
-
-He kissed her as though she were a red-hot coal. Never did a travelled
-young man of the world so kiss a pretty woman yet! And when he had
-kissed her there was silence. Then, slipping her hand into the bosom
-of her dress, she drew out a locket, to which was attached a narrow
-black ribbon.
-
-"Keep this in memory of a chance acquaintance. Look at it sometimes,
-and, in looking, think of me. And, in thinking of me, do not think of
-me as one who plundered you, but as one who--"
-
-She paused. She looked down. But he was the most awkward of men. When
-she looked up again her face was fiery red. She drew herself away from
-him, and when she spoke her tone was changed.
-
-"So, Mr Davison, you quite perceive that you owe my father nothing.
-You two are quits. But there is one thing you must promise me--you
-will not fight him."
-
-"I do not understand."
-
-"Oh, it is simple. He will challenge you. After what passed last night
-he is sure to challenge you. But, however that may be, you must say
-'No.'"
-
-"If you wish me to, I promise. But in England we don't fight duels.
-
-"No? Not even at the 'Varsity?"
-
-She nodded to him and smiled. And in a moment she was gone. Mr Davison
-found Mr Lintorn still engaged in putting the finishing touches to his
-costume. The expression of his countenance was a vivid note of
-interrogation.
-
-"Well, was it she?"
-
-Mr Davison said "Yes."
-
-"I should have won that guinea."
-
-Mr Davison narrated the interview. When he had finished, Mr Lintorn
-reflected.
-
-"Odd! Something of the same sort happened to me. It was at Mentone I
-first encountered the de Fontanes. On two or three evenings I played
-_écarté_. I lost; but not five hundred pounds. Two or three days
-afterwards the sum which I had lost came to me enclosed in an
-envelope. Not a scrap of writing was with it, but the address was in a
-feminine hand; I always suspected it came from the lady. When I again
-inquired for the de Fontanes they were gone. But my curiosity was
-piqued. I did not forget them. So I renewed the acquaintance when I
-saw them here."
-
-"If he challenges me, what shall I do? I promised not to fight him.
-Besides, the thing would be a rank absurdity."
-
-"Stand to your promise. I tell you what to do. There's a boat leaves
-for Folkestone in an hour. Let's go by it together."
-
-"But wouldn't that look like running away?"
-
-"It would be running away."
-
-Mr Davison did not quite like this way of putting it, but he went.
-They travelled together. On the boat Mr Davison remembered the locket.
-He opened it. It contained a portrait of the giver. As he eyed it, he
-observed in that curious vernacular which is an attribute of some
-examples of modern youth,--
-
-"By Jingo! aren't those French girls goers?"
-
-But Mr Lintorn was an older man. His range was wider.
-
-"Don't judge of a nation by an individual. Mdlle. de Fontanes is
-unique; the product, I should say, of a very singular experience."
-
-Actually, Mr Davison kissed the portrait.
-
-"I will always keep it," he said.
-
-
-
-
- X
-
- THE GIRL AND THE BOY
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
-Archie Ferguson's smoking-room. He and I its only occupants. We had
-been to a meeting of the Primrose League which had been held at the
-neighbouring county town. Knocking off the ash from his cigar, he
-broke an interval of silence by asking me a question.
-
-"Did you notice a woman who, just as we were leaving the hall, came up
-and shook hands with me in rather an effusive way?"
-
-"A good-looking, well-dressed woman, with rather an effusive smile? I
-wondered who she was."
-
-"She's a Mrs Bennett-Lamb. The weight-carrying man who was standing at
-her side was Mr Bennett-Lamb. Perhaps you know the name. She and her
-husband have been the owners of a good deal of the public-house
-property in London which is worth owning. They're the proud possessors
-of some of it still. They've made a heap of money. Some of it they've
-spent in buying a place near here--Oakdene. It's on the cards that
-their daughter--they've only one, and she's an uncommonly pretty
-girl--will make a first-rate match. In which case, no doubt, they'll
-try to graduate for county honours."
-
-He flicked off another scrap of ash before he spoke again.
-
-"It was Mrs Bennett-Lamb who found the money with which to start the
-firm. The way in which she found it was curious. It's a queer story.
-I'll tell it you, if you like. It's a rather good one."
-
-I lit another cigar; and smoked it while Ferguson told his story.
-
- * * * * *
-
-At that time Mrs Bennett-Lamb was a chorus girl at the Frivolity
-Theatre. In those days only pretty girls were allowed to appear on the
-Frivolity stage. The management's standard of beauty was a high one.
-It drew all London. And the prettiest of the whole crowd was Ailsa
-Lorraine. Whether Ailsa Lorraine was or was not her real name I am
-unable to tell you; I have reason to know that nowadays her husband
-calls her Peggy; but that was the name by which she was known on the
-programme. Miss Lorraine was engaged to be married--to Joe Lamb. Where
-the "Bennett" comes from Mr and Mrs Bennett-Lamb only know. It is
-certain that then the present J. Bennett-Lamb, Esquire, was plain Joe
-Lamb. Not to put too fine a point upon it, Joe Lamb was a grocer's
-assistant--and not a flourishing specimen of his kind. In fact, the
-more he considered his position and future prospects the more
-despondent he became.
-
-One Sunday afternoon he went to tea at Miss Lorraine's. While they
-were enjoying the meal he gave utterance to the feelings which filled
-his bosom.
-
-"We've been engaged for more than two years," he began.
-
-"Two years!" the tone in which she echoed his words were intended to
-indicate surprise. "It doesn't seem anything like so long as that,
-does it, Joe?"
-
-"It does to me. It seems every bit as long. In fact, I don't mind
-telling you that it seems longer."
-
-Neither the words nor the manner in which they were spoken suggested a
-compliment, as the lady appeared to think. There was a rueful look
-upon her pretty face and a mist dimmed her eyes as she asked him a
-question in return.
-
-"Does that mean that it has seemed so long because you're tired of
-being engaged to me?"
-
-"It does; that's just exactly what it does mean."
-
-"Joe!"
-
-"Now don't jump up like that! You nearly upset the tray, and I've
-hardly touched my third cup of tea. What are you up to? Crying?"
-
-"I'm sure, Mr Lamb, if you wish to release me you're perfectly at
-liberty to do so at once; and you need never see nor speak to me
-again. There's no fear of my bringing an action against you for breach
-of promise of marriage."
-
-"Whatever are you talking about?"
-
-"I'm sure if you'd even dropped so much as the slightest hint you'd
-have seen the last of me long enough ago; and I certainly wouldn't
-have worried you to come to tea."
-
-"What have I said or done to start you off like this?--just as I was
-beginning on a fresh round of toast!"
-
-"How dare you say you were tired of being engaged to me!"
-
-"So I am."
-
-"Joe--Joe Lamb!"
-
-"It's gospel truth. I want you for my wife; that's what I want."
-
-The lady's face perceptibly brightened. The tone of her voice was
-altered also.
-
-"Joe! What extraordinary ways you have of expressing yourself. Will
-you kindly explain exactly what it is you mean?"
-
-"I've been engaged to you more than two years, and you're no nearer
-being my wife than you were at the beginning. If anything, you're
-further off. And I'm sick and tired of waiting; that's what I mean."
-
-"If you'd only said so at first."
-
-"I did; didn't I?"
-
-"I thought you meant something quite different."
-
-"I can't help what you thought. I know what I meant."
-
-"Poor Joe! So you want us to be quick and get married, do you?"
-
-"Of course I do; what else do you suppose I got engaged for? But we
-can't marry on ten bob a week."
-
-"Hardly."
-
-"And that's all I get, living in. I asked the governor yesterday to
-give me thirty bob and let me live out. He said all he'd give me was a
-week's notice."
-
-"The wretch!"
-
-"As for bettering myself; I dare say I've spent five shillings on
-paper, stamps and envelopes, and nothing's come of it. We don't want
-to get married and have you keep on the stage."
-
-"We certainly don't. I have a voice in that matter. When I marry I
-leave the stage for good; I don't marry until I do. I hate the
-theatre; that is, I don't mind being in front of the curtain, looking
-on; but I hate being behind. I only go there because I don't know any
-other way of earning two pounds a week. I've no delusions about the
-stage like some of the girls have. But, tell me, Joe, can't you think
-of any way of earning more?"
-
-"There's one way."
-
-"What's that?"
-
-"Emigrating."
-
-As she repeated the word again the expression on the lady's face grew
-rueful.
-
-"Emigrating!"
-
-"Going to Africa or Canada or one of those places where a fellow has a
-chance."
-
-"But you'd have to leave me behind."
-
-"That's the worst of it."
-
-"We mightn't see each other again for years."
-
-"We mightn't."
-
-There was a pause. The lady had seated herself on the arm of the chair
-on which her lover sat, and was smoothing his hair with her dainty
-little hand.
-
-"Joe, would you like to do that?"
-
-"I'd sooner do anything--anything! I'd sooner sweep a crossing; I'd
-sooner be a shoeblack. I hear that some of them shoeblacks earn six
-and seven shillings a day when there's plenty of mud about."
-
-"I don't think I should care for you to be a shoeblack, even when
-there's plenty of mud about. I'd almost rather you did anything than
-that."
-
-"But there's nothing I can do."
-
-Another pause; this time a longer one. Joe Lamb sat with his hands
-thrust deeply into the pockets of his Sunday trousers; a frown upon
-his brow. The lady continued to smooth his well-brushed hair.
-
-"Joe, suppose I were to see my way to earn some money."
-
-"You! Are they going to raise you to fifty shillings, and give you a
-line to speak: 'The carriage waits,' or something of that sort?"
-
-She suffered his ungraciousness to pass unheeded.
-
-"Suppose I were to see my way to earn, say, five thousand pounds."
-
-Mr Lamb, withdrawing his head from the neighbourhood of the lady's
-caressing hand, sat bolt upright in his chair with a start.
-
-"Five--what?"
-
-"I know a public-house which is to be bought cheap, if bought at once.
-Never mind how I know, but I do. We could get it for five thousand
-pounds and have plenty over to go on with. You and I might work the
-business up and in two years sell it for twice as much as we gave for
-it. Joe, what do you think?"
-
-"I think--it's no use my telling you what I think, because you
-wouldn't like it. You might as well talk about buying the moon."
-
-"I'm not so sure of that. I believe I could earn the money if I
-liked."
-
-"You earn five thousand pounds! Well! I don't want to say
-anything--not a word; but might I just ask how you propose to set
-about it?"
-
-"By bringing an action for breach of promise of marriage."
-
-"What!"
-
-"I shouldn't be surprised if I got at least five thousand pounds by
-way of damages."
-
-Joe Lamb, who had risen from his seat, was staring at her with, on his
-countenance, an expression of increasing stupefaction.
-
-"From whom?--from me?"
-
-"The idea!" She laughed, as if the notion tickled her. "In the first
-place, I shouldn't dream of suing you, even if you were to prove
-false; and you know very well that you're not worth half as many
-farthings if I did. No; I propose to obtain my five thousand pounds
-from Sir Frank Pickard."
-
-"Who's Sir Frank Pickard?"
-
-"He's a young gentleman--a very young gentleman, just turned
-twenty-one, who's fallen head over heels in love with me."
-
-The lady was looking down at her skirt, as she smoothed it with the
-tips of her fingers, with an air of the most extreme demureness. Mr
-Lamb's face, as he regarded her, was rapidly assuming the hue of a
-boiled lobster.
-
-"So you've been encouraging him, have you?"
-
-"I have been doing nothing of the kind. So far, I haven't spoken to
-him a single word. I've declined to receive his presents--even his
-flowers."
-
-"So he's been sending you presents, has he!--and flowers."
-
-The lady sighed, as if she found the gentleman a little trying.
-
-"My dear Joe, all sorts of people fall in love with me to whom I have
-never spoken in my life, or they say they do. They send me flowers and
-presents, and all kinds of things, which I always refuse to accept,
-although some of the other girls call me a goose for my pains. I can't
-help their falling in love with me, can I?"
-
-She looked up at him with an air of innocence which was almost too
-perfect to be real. So far from it appeasing him, he began stamping up
-and down the room, clenching and unclenching his fists as he moved.
-
-"A nice sort of thing for a man to be told by his young woman! You
-shall leave that confounded theatre this week!"
-
-"To do so is part of my plan. I shall hand in my notice
-to-morrow--that is, if I am engaged to Sir Frank Pickard by then."
-
-"What?"
-
-"Joe! don't be silly! Why are you glaring at me like that? Won't you
-understand? Already, in three separate and distinct letters Sir Frank
-has asked me to marry him."
-
-"Has he?"
-
-"Though, of course, I've paid no sort of attention to his insane
-request."
-
-"I should think it was insane!"
-
-"I don't fancy I use the word in quite the same sense in which you do.
-However, I've been making inquiries about him. I find he's of a very
-old family, and tremendously rich. His father is dead. He's the only
-child of his mother; she can't prevent his doing anything he chooses
-to do, and she wouldn't if she could. She idolises him. During his
-minority the income has accumulated, until now he has at his command a
-perfectly enormous sum of ready money. Five thousand pounds is nothing
-to him, or ten either. My idea is to ask him to call on me to-morrow,
-and then to get him to repeat in person the proposal which he has
-already made by letter. Having accepted him, I shall see that
-he puts it all down in black and white, so that everything is quite
-ship-shape. And then I shall hand in my notice at the theatre."
-
-During the lady's remarks Mr Lamb's countenance was a panorama of
-disagreeable emotions.
-
-"And where do you suppose I shall be while all this is going on?"
-
-"You'll be at the shop."
-
-"Not much I sha'n't. I'll keep on hanging about your front door until
-I catch sight of your fine gentleman; and then I'll break his neck."
-
-"Don't be silly. After we're engaged and everything is signed and
-sealed and settled I shall begin to behave in a fashion which will
-soon make him as anxious to break his promise as he was to make it."
-
-"I bet he will! You wait till I get within reach of him, that's all."
-
-"You will not appear upon the scene. You would spoil all if you did. I
-shall manage everything."
-
-"I fancy I see myself letting you do it! You've got some pretty ideas
-of your own!"
-
-"You'll find by the time I've finished that I've some very pretty ones
-indeed. You don't know what a treasure you possess. When Sir Frank
-begins to show signs of wanting to back out of his promise I shall
-begin to talk about my injured feelings; to which, however, he'll find
-it possible to apply a soothing plaster in the shape of--well, say
-five thousand pounds."
-
-"You're a nice piece of goods, upon my word! I ask you again where do
-you suppose I shall be while all this is going on?"
-
-"And I tell you again, you'll be at the shop. You open so early and
-close so late, and get out so little on week-days, that you never get
-a chance of seeing me even after I leave the theatre. Possibly by next
-Sunday, when we shall have a chance of seeing each other again, it
-will all be settled."
-
-"By next Sunday?"
-
-"Exactly. I mean to keep things moving. Possibly by next Sunday I
-shall be within reach of the money which will enable us to marry and
-ensure our future happiness. Think how delightful that will be! We
-can't marry on ten shillings a week; after we're married I don't mean
-to stay on at the theatre, and so keep up a home for us both; and as
-for your emigrating--the chances are that we might never see each
-other again. And, anyhow, it might be years before you earned even a
-tenth part of five thousand pounds. So do be reasonable. I'm sure if
-you think it over you'll see perfectly well that my way is by far the
-best."
-
-It was some time before Mr Lamb was reasonable--from the lady's point
-of view. It is doubtful if to the end he saw as plainly as she would
-have liked him to, that her way was the best. But at that period of
-her career she had a way about her to which few men were capable of
-offering a prolonged resistance. Joe Lamb was distinctly not one of
-those few. By the time they parted she wrung from him what she told
-him plainly she intended to regard as his approbation of her nefarious
-schemes. So soon as his back was turned she wrote a stiff, formal
-note, in the third person, in which she informed Sir Frank Pickard
-that Miss Ailsa Lorraine would be at home to-morrow--Monday--afternoon
-at three o'clock and might be disposed to see him if he desired to
-call.
-
-"It's not exactly a nice sort of thing to do," she admitted to
-herself, as she secured this epistle in an envelope. "But it's the
-sort of opportunity which never may occur again; it seems wicked to
-throw it away. Especially as poor dear Joe never will be able to get
-the money by himself. I am convinced that he's just the sort of man to
-take advantage of a chance if he has one. And I love him well enough
-to get him one. And that's the whole truth in a nutshell."
-
-
- CHAPTER II
-
-On the Monday afternoon a hansom drew up at the door of the by no
-means pretentious house in which Miss Lorraine had her quarters.
-Out of it stepped Sir Frank Pickard. He bore with him upstairs what
-seemed to be a by no means insignificant portion of the contents of a
-fair-sized shop. In one hand he carried a magnificent bouquet, a large
-basket of splendid fruit, a big box of bonbons and a mysterious case
-which, as a matter of fact, was filled with various kinds of gloves.
-In the other were unconsidered trifles in the shape of bottles of
-perfume, silver knickknacks, a writing case, and other odds and ends.
-His arms were filled with parcels of different shapes and sizes which
-contained he alone knew what. Under the circumstances it was not
-surprising that he found it a little difficult to know what to do with
-his hat. As he entered Miss Lorraine's sitting-room he was in a state
-of some confusion. Plumping the contents of one of his arms on the
-nearest chair, whence they mostly proceeded to tumble on to the floor,
-he removed his hat in a fashion which was rather dexterous than
-elegant. As if conscious that he was not making his first appearance
-under the most propitious conditions, his cheeks were a beautiful
-peony red.
-
-Miss Lorraine had risen to receive him. She had on her best frock--a
-frock which she specially reserved for high-days and holidays.
-Although she had made it herself, it could not have become--or
-fitted--her better had it been the creation of one of the world's
-great dressmakers. At least, such was the instant and unhesitating
-opinion of Sir Frank Pickard. He felt that he had never seen a more
-perfect example of feminine beauty--of all that was desirable in
-woman; he was convinced that he never should. He was trembling from
-head to foot; as some boys still do tremble when, for the first time
-in their lives, they are head over heels in love. Miss Lorraine, on
-the other hand, was both cool and calm--an accident which enabled her
-to perceive that her visitor was very much the reverse. She looked him
-up and down, inclining to the opinion, as the result of her
-inspection, that he was not an ill-looking boy. He was fairly tall,
-broad-shouldered, carried himself well, and looked a gentleman. She
-told herself that, had her affections not been pre-engaged, it was
-extremely possible that she might have regarded him in quite a
-different kind of way. But her heart really was Joe Lamb's; and she
-never for a moment contemplated the feasibility of transferring it to
-anybody else.
-
-The lady was the first to speak.
-
-"You are Sir Frank Pickard?"
-
-The visitor had been afforded an opportunity to disencumber himself of
-his parcels, and therefore ought to have become more at his ease. But
-the simple truth was that the sight of the lady embarrassed him more
-than the parcels had done. His heart was thumping against his ribs; he
-seemed to be giving way at the knees; his tongue clave to the roof of
-his mouth. However, he managed to stammer out something; though it was
-only with difficulty that he could articulate at all.
-
-"It's awfully good of you to let me come and see you."
-
-The lady smiled--a smile which might have been described as of the
-glacial kind.
-
-"Will you sit down, Sir Frank?"
-
-He sat down, on the extreme edge of a chair, as if fearful of
-occupying too much of it at once. He looked--and no doubt
-was--excessively uncomfortable. Placing herself in the only arm-chair
-the room contained, she observed him with an air which was at once
-both cruel and condescending.
-
-"You have written me one or two notes, Sir Frank?"
-
-He stammered worse than ever. Not only did he find the question an
-awkward one, but it seemed to him that the lady was even more
-bewitching in the arm-chair than she had been when standing up. As he
-realised--or thought he realised--her charms still more clearly, his
-few remaining senses were rapidly deserting him.
-
-"I--I'm afraid I did."
-
-"In which you asked me, a perfect stranger, to be your wife?"
-
-"I--I'm awfully sorry."
-
-"You are sorry? Indeed. Do you mean that you are sorry you asked me to
-be your wife?"
-
-He gasped. There was something in her tone, something in the way in
-which she peeped at him from under the long lashes which shaded her
-violet eyes, something in her attitude, in the quality of the smile
-which parted her pretty lips, which set every fibre in his body
-palpitating. What did she mean? What could she mean? Was it possible
-that she meant--what he had scarcely dared to hope she ever would
-mean?
-
-In his stuttering eagerness his words tumbled headforemost over each
-other.
-
-"Of course what I meant was that I know perfectly well that I never
-ought to have written to you like that. It was frightful cheek,
-and--and the sort of thing I ought to be kicked for. But as for being
-sorry that I asked you to be my wife--!" The boy's feelings were so
-intense that for the moment his breath entirely failed him. When he
-continued, tears were actually standing in his eyes. "Oh, Miss
-Lorraine, if you only knew what I have felt since I first saw you. I
-have been to the theatre every night; I have waited at the stage door
-to see you come out--"
-
-"So I understand. It was very wrong of you."
-
-"I had to do something--I couldn't help it. I didn't know anyone
-who'd introduce me; you wouldn't answer my letters; you refused my
-presents--"
-
-"Certainly; under the circumstances they were so many insults."
-
-"I didn't mean them for insults--I swear I didn't. I wouldn't have
-insulted you, or allowed anyone else to insult you, not--not for all
-the gold of the Indies."
-
-"Sir Frank, the question I put to you was, are you sorry that you
-asked me to be your wife? That is, did you really wish me to be your
-wife, and do you wish it still?"
-
-"Wish it! I'd give all I have if you'd be my wife; you'd make me the
-happiest fellow in the world!"
-
-"If you truly mean that--"
-
-"Put me to the test and see if I mean it!--say yes!"
-
-"I do believe that you mean it; so I will say yes. One moment, Sir
-Frank!" Rising from his chair the young gentleman showed symptoms of a
-desire to express his feelings in a style which the lady might have
-found slightly inconvenient. "A girl in my position cannot be too
-careful. If you care for me as you say, you will see that even better
-than I do." That was rather a bold stroke of Miss Lorraine's, and a
-clever one. For it made an irresistible appeal to the boy's quixotic
-nature. "Remember, you and I are still almost strangers. Nevertheless,
-you have asked me to be your wife; and I have consented. Will you
-write a few lines, setting forth the exact position of affairs, on
-this sheet of paper?"
-
-She pointed to paper, pens and ink, which were on the centre table.
-The youngster did hesitate. There was a matter-of-fact air about the
-fashion in which the lady made her suggestion which, even to his eyes,
-rather blurred the romance of the situation. But his hesitation did
-not endure. He was like wax in her hands. Presently he sat down and
-wrote on a sheet of paper the words which--without his being
-altogether conscious of the fact--she had put at the point of his pen.
-
-"You understand, Sir Frank," she remarked, as she folded up what,
-from her point of view, was an invaluable document, and slipped
-it in the bodice of her dress, "this engagement of ours must be no
-hole-and-corner affair. You must not conceal it from your mother!"
-
-"Of course not. I never have concealed anything from her in my life,
-and I certainly don't mean to start concealing from her that I'm
-engaged to be married."
-
-"You must introduce me to her."
-
-"Rather! I shall be only too delighted, if you'll let me. She already
-has some idea of how it is with me. I wrote to her that I'd fallen
-head over heels in love. She always has said that she'd like me to
-marry young; when she hears that I'm to be married right away she'll
-be delighted."
-
-Miss Lorraine was not so sure. But she did not say so. She was
-becoming momentarily more convinced that this really was a remarkable
-young man.
-
-"When do you think you can introduce me to your mother? I should like
-it to be as soon as possible."
-
-She was thinking of the following Sunday, and of her provisional
-promise to Mr Lamb.
-
-"Next Wednesday, if that wouldn't be too early."
-
-"Not at all. Wednesday would suit me perfectly."
-
-"That's awfully good of you; because, in that case, I shall be able to
-introduce you not only to my mother, but, as it were, to everybody
-else as well. You see, the village people are holding their annual
-flower show on Wednesday, at my place in Sussex; I've lent them one of
-my fields. And my mother's got a house-party, and that kind of thing,
-to do honour to the occasion. I think it would be even better if you
-could come to-morrow, that's Tuesday. And then by Wednesday you'll
-know the whole houseful; and then at the flower show I could introduce
-you to the village people, they're nearly all my tenants. If you'll
-say yes, I'll run down at once and let my mother know you're coming."
-
-"To-morrow will suit me even better than Wednesday, thank you."
-
-"And of course you'll stay the rest of the week, and over Sunday."
-
-"You'll be tired of me long before then; and your mother also."
-
-"Not she! My mother doesn't tire so easily. And as for me, I shall
-never be tired of you--never!"
-
-The lady was of a different opinion, but she did not say so.
-
-When they parted it was on the understanding that Sir Frank Pickard
-was to go and prepare his mother's mind for the coming of his lady
-love upon the morrow; and the lady was left in the possession of more
-valuable property than she had previously owned, if all that she had
-ever had in her life had been lumped together.
-
-As she contemplated her new belongings, and reread what was written on
-the sheet of paper which she took out of her bodice, she made certain
-inward comments.
-
-"Some girls would marry him straight off, perhaps most girls, and
-forget that there ever was a Joe. And if I did marry him he should
-never have cause to regret it, nor to be ashamed of me; nor his mother
-either; nor his friends. If I liked, I could make as good a Lady
-Pickard as anyone. But, fortunately or unfortunately, I don't happen
-to be that particular kind of girl. I'd rather be Mrs Joe Lamb, with
-five thousand pounds in my pocket, than Lady Frank Pickard, with fifty
-thousand pounds a year."
-
-She smiled a very peculiar smile, which, if anything, rather enhanced
-her charms. She made a very pretty picture as she turned Sir Frank's
-promise of marriage over and over between her fingers.
-
-
- CHAPTER III
-
-It is not on record how exactly Lady Pickard received her son's
-communication. It may be taken for granted that it was not with
-feelings of ecstatic delight. To hear that he proposed to present her
-with a daughter-in-law to whom he had spoken only once in his life
-could hardly have filled her breast with the proud consciousness of
-his peculiar wisdom. Nor, probably, was her estimate of his character
-heightened when she learned that the lady in question was a chorus
-girl at the Frivolity Theatre. It is within the range of possibility
-that the reception of the news was followed by what, for her, was a
-very bad half-hour. There is even reason to suspect that she then and
-there retired to her own apartment, and, for a time at least, was the
-unhappiest woman in England. No mother likes, unexpectedly, to
-discover that the son whom she has idolised has suddenly shown signs
-of being a hopeless idiot.
-
-But Lady Pickard was a cleverer woman than her boy, at that time,
-imagined. When, after a few dreadful minutes, the first stress of the
-shock began to fade away, she commenced to perceive, however dimly,
-that the situation might not, after all, be so terrible as it actually
-appeared. She realised, also, that there were two or three facts which
-she would have to bear in mind.
-
-In the first place, her son was his own master. Whom he would wed, he
-could wed; no one might say him nay. In the second, considering his
-position, and his sex, he had been on the whole a tolerably fair
-specimen of his kind; he was not, at bottom, such an absolute idiot as
-his own conduct had so uncomfortably suggested. She felt sure that
-there was something to be said about the girl, or he would not have
-chosen her. She had reason to know that his taste, as regards women,
-was fastidiousness itself. If he had asked her to his home she
-entertained a pleasant conviction that, superficially at anyrate, she
-need not fear any shocking scandal. He would bring no woman there of
-whose conduct, appearance, or manners there was any serious risk of
-his being ashamed. Of so much she felt persuaded. In her heart she was
-still persuaded that, where women were concerned, his judgment might,
-in the long run, be implicitly relied upon. Since there was positively
-no means of postponing the lady's threatened visit, she was far too
-wise to risk a public rupture with her son, with the accompanying
-scandal. It was just as well that she had such an assurance.
-
-As for the future--well, her son was not yet married to Miss Ailsa
-Lorraine. All sorts of little accidents might intervene. Some one or
-other of them might yet induce him to change his point of view. It was
-conceivable that she might never quarrel with her boy at all, and
-still be rid of the lady.
-
-She, of course, had not the dimmest notion of the fact that, for
-reasons of which she could not have the faintest inkling, there was
-not the slightest danger of Miss Ailsa Lorraine ever becoming Lady
-Pickard.
-
-Various friends of her own were coming to stay with her during the
-week of the flower-show--that great event of the village year. On the
-Tuesday, carriage after carriage brought visitors from the station to
-the house. As the afternoon drew on nearly every bedroom in the big,
-old place had its occupant. It was glorious weather. Tea was being
-served out of doors. The people were, for the most part, in the best
-of tempers, and the highest spirits. Frank Pickard was very far from
-being the most miserable person there. On the contrary he was brimming
-over with health and happiness. So happy, indeed, was he, that,
-boy-like, he seemed quite incapable of concealing from anyone the
-cause of his contentment. Not altogether to his mother's satisfaction,
-he blurted out to everyone who cared to listen to the tale of his good
-fortune in being able to persuade a feminine paragon to promise to be
-his wife. Soon all were aware that, shortly, the lady was to be
-presented to them in person. Frank would have liked her to have come
-by an earlier train--indeed the earliest. But, instead, the lady had
-chosen to travel by what was almost the latest, one so late, in fact,
-that it necessitated putting off the already late dinner to permit of
-her being among the other guests at table.
-
-"I'm frightfully sorry," he explained. "But, of course, if she
-couldn't come any earlier, she couldn't; we shall have to make the
-best of it. Hullo!--who's this?"
-
-The drive to the house wound along one side of the lawn on which the
-guests were assembled for tea. As he spoke, there appeared on the
-drive a waggonette--a village waggonette--an ancient, dilapidated
-vehicle, which was the property of Mr Goshawk, the local flyman. On
-the box were two figures--a man and a woman. As Sir Frank spoke, the
-conveyance stopped. The woman climbed down from the box to the body of
-the vehicle, from which she presently emerged, carrying, as best she
-could, several brown-paper parcels, and a cardboard hatbox. The driver
-appeared to remonstrate.
-
-"Don't you trouble about those, miss," he was heard to remark. "I'll
-take them up to the house."
-
-The woman's reply was still more audible. "There aren't any flies on
-me; not much you don't. The odds are that if I once lose sight of my
-belongings I shall never see them again. I know you cabmen. Thank you
-very much; but if it's all the same to you, what's mine I'll stick
-to."
-
-Hampered by her various possessions, she scrambled as best she could
-over the wire fencing on to the lawn. With one or other of her
-miscellaneous properties bumping against her at every step, she came
-striding towards the tea-drinkers. It chanced that young Brock was the
-first person she came to. He was engaged in a _tête-à-tête_ with
-Florence Stacey of such an engrossing kind that he was not even aware
-of the advent of the waggonette. His first intimation of the
-stranger's approach was obtained from Miss Stacey.
-
-"I do believe she's coming to you," she cried. Rising from his seat,
-Brock turned to see what was meant, and almost in the same instant
-found himself in the stranger's arms, that dexterous person managing
-to throw them about him without shedding a single parcel.
-
-"Hullo, Frank, old boy," she exclaimed. "You're looking a bit of all
-right, upon my word. Catch hold of some of these, there's a good chap;
-I've had about enough of them."
-
-Before the astounded Brock--who, at that stage of his existence, would
-not have been seen carrying even so much as a pair of gloves!--could
-realise what was happening, he found himself in possession of
-half-a-dozen large and untidy brown-paper parcels of different shades,
-and a shabby, old cardboard box, tied round with what looked like a
-clothes-line. It is true that, so soon as he had them he dropped them,
-but, as he was often told afterwards, that was the moment of his life
-at which he ought to have been photographed. He would have made a
-striking picture. So soon as his feelings permitted, he demanded an
-explanation.
-
-"What do you mean by going on like this? Who are you? I don't know
-you. And my name's not Frank."
-
-The newcomer remained unabashed.
-
-"All right, old man; no harm done; keep your hair on."
-
-She regarded him fixedly, as if he were some strange specimen which
-she was endeavouring to place, the unfortunate Brock showing a marked
-disposition to retreat from her immediate neighbourhood. At last it
-seemed she arrived at the conclusion that there had been some slight
-misunderstanding.
-
-"Well, if I wasn't mistaking you for somebody else! It's lucky I
-didn't kiss you in front of the crowd, wasn't it?" Stanley Brock's
-inflamed countenance hinted that he thought it was. The lady only
-smiled. She proceeded to explain still further. "You're a nice-looking
-boy, especially in those nice white calico clothes"--the "calico"
-clothes in question were of linen duck--"but you're not my boy; now
-that I look at you right in front I see that you're not my boy. My
-boy's as nice-looking as you are, and perhaps a little nicer; no
-offence, my rosy lad." This was possibly a delicate allusion to
-Brock's complexion, which was becoming momentarily more ensanguined.
-"My boy's Sir Frank Pickard. You see, although I'm going to be his
-wife I've only seen him once; and then I scarcely had what you might
-call a real good look at him. Seems queer, doesn't it? Ours is a
-romance, ours is--one of the good old-fashioned sort. I'm Miss Ailsa
-Lorraine, and I was, up to yesterday, in the chorus at the Frivolity.
-He fell in love with me from the front row of stalls; that's how it
-is, you see. They tell me Sir Frank Pickard lives here. You don't
-happen to know if he's anywhere about just now?"
-
-Frank Pickard's sensations during this scene were of a kind which,
-although they were never forgotten, he never cared--or dared--to
-recall. He would have found it difficult to diagnose them, either then
-or at any other time. When, in after years his thoughts recurred--as
-they sometimes would--to that moment, what he remembered chiefly was
-the burning desire which seized him that the ground might open, and he
-sink into it and be hidden from the sight of all for evermore.
-
-The whole thing was such a bolt from the blue. A moment before he had
-been telling everyone what a charming person he had won for his
-wife--how she combined in her person all those attributes which go to
-make up the perfect woman. With his mother he had dwelt upon the fact
-of her refinement; had specially pointed out that, though she was only
-a chorus girl, she was still a high-bred lady. On questions of
-refinement and breeding he was conscious that his mother esteemed his
-judgment.
-
-And now, all at once, he found himself confronted by a young woman who
-was attired in a costume which suggested, more than anything else, a
-caricature of the tasteless vulgarity to which a certain sort of
-female could attain. She wore--on that blazing summer's day--a
-fantastically-cut, ill-fitting dress of scarlet satin--very long
-behind and very short in front--which was edged and trimmed with some
-weird material in light green. A black silk petticoat--with ragged
-edges--was more than visible; as also were her openwork light
-blue silk stockings, terminated by a pair of cheap, brand-new
-mustard-coloured shoes. On her bedizened hair was a monstrous picture
-hat, which bade fair to take the earliest opportunity of toppling
-forward over her eyes. The fingers of her ungloved hands were covered
-with gaudy--but worthless--rings; half a dozen bracelets and bangles
-of silver, and more than dubious gold, were on either wrist; a
-preposterous chatelaine dangled from a still more ridiculous belt;
-while her neck was imprisoned by a two-inch-high collar of imitation
-pearls. To complete the picture, her cheeks were rouged and powdered;
-her eyebrows pencilled, and her eyes kohled; her lips carmined. In
-spite of all her efforts she had been unable to conceal the fact that
-she was pretty; but, under the circumstances, her prettiness seemed to
-make the matter worse.
-
-Frank Pickard stared at her as if she were some creature born of a
-nightmare. Was this the dainty damsel whom he had been worshipping
-from a distance and who had seemed still daintier when he had been
-brought into close neighbourhood with her yesterday? What hideous
-metamorphosis had taken place in her between this and then? If he
-could only have taken to his heels and run!
-
-He was not to escape so easily. Having received no answer from Stanley
-Brock, she repeated her inquiry.
-
-"I say, old man, look lively! Didn't you hear me ask you if Sir Frank
-Pickard was anywhere about?"
-
-Mr Brock moved his hand in a sort of vague half-circle, which
-comprised the spot on which the gentleman in question was standing as
-if rooted to the ground.
-
-"There is Sir Frank Pickard."
-
-With that genius for blundering which Miss Lorraine seemed to have all
-at once developed, swinging round, she grasped by both her hands the
-nearest gentleman, who happened to be General Taylor, one of Lady
-Pickard's oldest and most particular friends.
-
-"Why, Frankie, I don't take it to be very kind of you not to be taking
-any notice of me at all. Scotland Yard! you're not Frankie! You're old
-enough to be his grandpa!" She returned to Stanley Brock; as if the
-fault were his. "What are you giving us? This isn't my Frank! I'm not
-collecting fossils just yet, if it's all the same to you."
-
-What the General felt--and his friend the hostess--history does not
-recount. Silence had settled down on the assembly which was more
-eloquent than any ribald laughter could possibly have been; it was the
-silence of stupefaction. It meant that everyone was on tenterhooks as
-to what was the next thing which this extraordinary person--who had
-dropped from the clouds--would do or say. Screwing his courage to the
-sticking point, Frank did his best to rescue his friends from an
-impossible situation. Advancing towards the dreadful stranger, he
-addressed her with what one is bound to admit was a voice which
-trembled.
-
-"Good afternoon, Miss Lorraine."
-
-She looked at him with a glance which was both impudent and
-mischievous.
-
-"Miss Lorraine! What ho! So you've turned up at last; and now you have
-turned up you don't seem over hearty. I say, Frankie dear, I wish
-you'd give me a hand with my baggage. These brown-paper parcels
-contain pretty nearly everything I've got in the world; my evening
-dress is in this one. Such a oner! you wait till you see it, you'll
-stare! Being tumbled about anyhow on the grass won't do it any good.
-Help me to put the whole lot of it straight, there's a dear."
-
-She was stooping over her collection of miscellaneous rubbish with the
-apparent intention of piling it into something like a symmetrical
-heap. Frank showed commendable presence of mind.
-
-"If you will walk with me up to the house, we will send a servant
-down, and have it all placed in your room."
-
-Miss Lorraine showed no desire to associate herself with his plan to
-remove her, at anyrate, temporarily, from the scene.
-
-"I'm not going to walk up to the house with you, not much I'm not.
-Where I am I'll stay. Look here, Frank, if these people are your
-friends you introduce them to your future wife; I don't like being
-among a lot of folks and not know who's who. It don't seem sociable.
-And where's your mother? You promised to introduce me to the old lady
-the very first chance you had."
-
-The "old lady" thus delicately referred to--who was herself of opinion
-that she was still very far from being old--cast at her son such a
-glance that he became immediately conscious that compliance with Miss
-Lorraine's request was altogether out of the question. He ingeniously
-shirked it.
-
-"Won't you have some tea? You must be tired--you came by an earlier
-train than we expected."
-
-"That's how it turned out. I'll tell you how it was. This dress, you
-see, that I've got on, it isn't my own, it belongs to a lady who's a
-friend of mine. I asked her to lend it to me directly I knew I was
-coming down here, and she said she would; but we're not the same
-figures, you know, and I knew it'd want a good bit of altering, taking
-in here and letting out there; your friends'll understand how
-sometimes one lady's dress has to be pulled about before it can be got
-to fit another, and I thought it wouldn't be finished before the train
-I told you of. But it turned out after all that there wasn't so much
-difference in our waists as I'd supposed, she was only three-quarters
-of an inch--"
-
-Frank made a gallant effort to curtail what bade fair to be some
-extremely intimate personal details.
-
-"Did you say you'd have some tea?"
-
-"I didn't say anything about it, that I know of. I can't say that I
-care for tea, not as a general rule; but I don't mind having a drop if
-there's nothing better going. Hullo, where's the old lady off to?--and
-the old chap I mistook for you?"
-
-The "old lady" and the "old chap" were Lady Pickard and General
-Taylor. The pair were making a dash for cover.
-
-"Why, they're all going!"
-
-They all were. Following her ladyship's lead the entire company was
-showing a disposition to seek safety in flight. Frank stammered an
-explanation.
-
-"You see, they had their tea before you came; I expect they've all got
-something to do."
-
-Miss Lorraine feigned indifference, even if she felt it not.
-
-"Oh, they can go for all I care. It makes no odds to me. If my company
-isn't good enough for them I'm sure I don't want to keep 'em. Besides,
-if we're left alone it'll give you a chance to say some of those
-pretty things which are nearly dropping off the tip of your tongue. I
-say, Frankie, don't you think I'm looking simply sweet?"
-
-What "Frankie" answered the chronicles do not state.
-
-
- CHAPTER IV
-
-"Frank, is this an intentional outrage of which you have been guilty?
-Or is it an insolent practical joke which you have planned to play at
-the expense of your mother's friends?"
-
-For the first time in his life Frank Pickard saw his mother really
-angry. Of the reality of her anger, as he confronted her in her
-boudoir, to which he had ascended in obedience to an urgent summons,
-there could be no doubt. He was conscious that her anger was
-justified. He was ready enough to admit it.
-
-"It is neither, mother. Only--I don't understand."
-
-"What don't you understand?"
-
-"How the Miss Lorraine I saw yesterday has become transformed into the
-Miss Lorraine you saw just now."
-
-"My dear Frank, I don't wish to hurt your feelings--although you have
-shown yourself indifferent as to mine--"
-
-"Mother!"
-
-"So I will not probe too deeply into the matter of what you call
-'transformations,' and similar mysteries; I merely wish to know how
-long you propose to allow that person--whose presence, even in the
-immediate neighbourhood, is a monstrous insult both to your
-acquaintances and to me--to continue on these premises."
-
-"I should like you, first of all, to believe that this is not the
-person I saw yesterday."
-
-"Do you desire me to understand that this is not the person you asked
-to be your wife?"
-
-"She is, and she is not. I assure you that I should never have
-extended that invitation to the person you have seen to-day. At
-present, I can't explain. I don't understand myself. A trick has been
-played on me. Before I have finished I will find out exactly how it
-has been done; and why, and by whom it has been played."
-
-"And in the meantime, while you are examining the intricacies of a
-puzzle which is simplicity itself to all but you, do you propose that
-the young woman shall continue an inmate of this establishment?"
-
-"I do not. On the contrary, I have requested General Taylor to get rid
-of her at once."
-
-"Frank!"
-
-"Mother, I am not the fool I seem to be. I assure you that the girl I
-fell in love with, and whom I asked to be my wife, was not like the
-one you have seen. I have already been putting two and two together. I
-am beginning to suspect that I have been the victim of some sort of
-conspiracy. The only thing I can do is to free myself from it as soon
-as I possibly can."
-
-"But how do you intend to be rid of the girl? You don't imagine that
-she will take herself off at your mere request--or General Taylor's?"
-
-"I am inclined to fancy that this is about to resolve itself into a
-question of money. I have instructed the Genera! to offer her any sum
-within reason for my release, and for the return of a certain document
-which she obtained from me yesterday."
-
-"Frank!"
-
-"You see, mother, it is necessary to take immediate action; at any
-cost I must free you from the risk of again encountering this person,
-not to speak of the others. Had I more time for consideration, I might
-take other steps. As it is, I don't think that the General will have
-so much difficulty as he perhaps anticipates."
-
-For once in a while, rather late in the day, Frank Pickard's judgment
-was not at fault; General Taylor had no difficulty whatever. The
-General had an interview with the lady in question in the library,
-having deemed it desirable to fortify himself for it by a preliminary
-glass of sherry. As it turned out, however, as a fortifier the sherry
-was completely wasted; he had no resistance to encounter.
-
-He opened proceedings with what was distinctly a professional tone and
-air.
-
-"I am a soldier, Miss--eh--Lorraine, and therefore accustomed to come
-to the point without any sort of circumlocution. I will therefore at
-once put to you the question for which I have solicited the favour of
-this interview. How much do you require to leave this house at once;
-to release Sir Frank Pickard from his engagement to marry you, and for
-the surrender of the written undertaking which you extracted from him
-yesterday?"
-
-Some ladies would have resented both the form in which the inquiry was
-couched, and the manner in which it was put. The General thought it
-extremely possible that, in this case, resentment might take a shape
-which was at once active and unpleasant. He was mistaken. The lady, as
-soon as the inquiry was addressed to her, answered, with the most
-matter-of-fact air in the world,--
-
-"Five thousand pounds."
-
-The General stared. He was genuinely taken aback by the magnitude of
-the demand, and by the prompt calmness with which it was made.
-
-"Five thousand pounds! Monstrous! Do you take Sir Frank Pickard for a
-fool?"
-
-The lady smiled.
-
-"I don't think, General, that, if I were you, I should ask too many
-questions like that--it might be awkward for everyone concerned. The
-sum I have named is my lowest figure; my very lowest. As I believe the
-lawyers put it, it is named without prejudice. Unless I receive a
-cheque for that amount during the next fifteen minutes by that clock
-on the shelf, the figure will be raised. And as, also, if I am to
-remain for dinner there is not much time for me to put on my other
-frock--a startler, General, I give you my word!--I shall be obliged if
-you will not keep me a moment longer than you can help."
-
-The General stared still more. It burst on him, with the force of an
-electric shock, that his young friend had placed himself in a very
-peculiar position indeed. Some remarks, in good, plain Saxon, were
-exchanged. As a result, the General interviewed his principal. After a
-period of time, which probably did not much exceed the fifteen minutes
-she had named, the lady quitted the house she had so recently entered
-as an invited guest, with her brown-paper parcels, and her cardboard
-bonnet-box, but without that sheet of paper on which Sir Frank Pickard
-had placed a formal undertaking to make her his wife.
-
-That same night when, at last, Joe Lamb was enabled, by the closing of
-his master's shop, to get out into the streets to obtain what,
-comparatively speaking, was a mouthful of fresh air, he received a
-boisterous salute from a female in gorgeous and fantastic attire.
-
-"Hullo, Joey! How goes it, my gay young pippin?"
-
-He showed signs of objecting both to the address, and the person from
-whom it came.
-
-"Don't holler at me like that; who are you? Why--if it isn't Peggy!
-What's the meaning of this Guy Fawkes show?"
-
-"Crummy, isn't it? It's earned me that."
-
-She held out in front of him a slip of paper. He took it in his
-fingers.
-
-"What's this?--a cheque?--payable to you!--for five thousand pounds!
-Peggy, what does this mean?"
-
-"It means that what I told you of 's come off, and before next Sunday,
-too. It means that I've been engaged to be married since I saw you;
-and now I'm disengaged again; and I've been paid five thousand pounds
-for allowing myself to be disengaged again. It was this rig-out did
-it. You remember that scene at the Frivolity, where the costers were
-supposed to take their donahs to Hampstead Heath on a bank holiday?
-This was one of the costumes which the girls wore. The sight of it was
-enough for Sir Frank Pickard and his aristocratic friends. I could
-have got ten thousand if I'd liked, but I was satisfied with five.
-Joe, that means that you needn't emigrate; and that we can be married
-whenever you like."
-
-They were married within the month.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When Sir Archibald Ferguson had finished the story which is here set
-down, I regarded him for some moments in silence.
-
-"That's not a bad yarn; but--how come you to be so well acquainted
-with the intimate details?"
-
-Before he answered he rolled his cigar over and over between his
-fingers as if considering. Then he stood up in front of the fireplace
-and, from that vantage post, beamed down at me.
-
-"I'll tell you. Open confession is--occasionally--good for the soul. I
-can trust you. I have taken the liberty to alter the names of some of
-my characters. The Frank Pickard of my story is--yours truly, Archie
-Ferguson."
-
-"No?"
-
-"Yes. Seems incredible, doesn't it, that a staid and happily-married
-man of many years' standing, with a big family of strapping sons and
-daughters, should have been that particular kind of idiot. But it's
-true; I was. It only demonstrates--what perhaps does not need
-demonstration--that because a youngster shows himself to be a
-first-class fool as a youngster, you mustn't take it for granted that
-he's going to continue to be a fool his whole life long."
-
-"But how came you to be so well posted in the lady's part of the
-story?"
-
-"That's not the least queer part of it. When Mr and Mrs Bennett-Lamb
-first established themselves here I felt--funny. I didn't know what I
-might expect. But one day we were going up by the same train to town.
-She invited me into her compartment. I didn't quite like going, but--I
-did. We had the compartment to ourselves. After the train had started
-she told me her side of the story, exactly as I have told it you. She
-told it uncommonly well--uncommonly. And by the time the train reached
-town I was more than half inclined to the opinion that the five
-thousand pounds had been judiciously expended. Fact! She has made her
-husband a first-rate wife, and been an excellent mother to his child.
-In fact, she's an all-round clever woman."
-
-"So," I admitted, with a degree of candour which I am not sure that he
-altogether relished, "I should imagine."
-
-
-
-
- XI
-
- A MUTUAL AFFINITY
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
-"What the--blazes!"
-
-George Coventry sat with an open envelope in his hand. It was an
-ordinary white envelope--"business" size--of not too fine a quality.
-It was addressed: "George Coventry, Esq., Hôtel Metropole, Brighton."
-The address was type-written.
-
-"Dun!"
-
-That was the one word which had crossed his mind when he first glanced
-at the exterior of this missive. When he took it up his suspicions
-were strengthened. It was fat and bulky.
-
-"Contains either a writ or a bill in several volumes."
-
-He laid it down again. He looked at it ruefully as he puffed at his
-pipe. Then, gathering together his courage with a sigh, he opened it.
-It was at this point he emitted the above exclamation,--"What
-the--blazes!"
-
-The envelope was full of crinkly pieces of paper--bank-notes. There
-were ten of them. Each was for a thousand pounds. Mr Coventry stared
-at them with bewildered amazement.
-
-"Someone is having a joke with me! Bank of Elegance, for a fiver!"
-
-But they were not on the Bank of Elegance. Mr Coventry fancied that he
-knew a genuine bank-note when he saw one. After examination, he
-concluded that if these were forgeries, then he was not so good a
-judge as he thought he was. He took a five-pound note from his
-pocket-book for the purpose of comparison.
-
-"Right uns, as I'm a sinner! Then, in that case, it strikes me they've
-been sent to the wrong address."
-
-In his desire to establish the genuineness of the notes, he had
-temporarily overlooked a sheet of paper which he had drawn with them
-from the envelope. This he now examined. It was a single sheet of
-large post. On it these words were typewritten,--
-
-
-"The accompanying bank-notes (£10,000) are forwarded to Mr George
-Coventry, to enable him to pay the losses which he has experienced
-during the Brighton races."
-
-
-When Mr Coventry read this, his bewilderment, instead of being
-diminished, was considerably increased. There was no signature, no
-address, no clue to the sender. One type-writer is like another, so
-that there was no clue in the words themselves. Someone, of infinite
-faith, had entrusted £10,000 to the guardianship of a flimsy envelope
-and of a penny stamp. Mr Coventry had flattered himself that no one
-knew--as yet--of the particularly tight place that he was in. Here was
-proof positive that he had been guilty of self-deception indeed.
-
-He stuffed the notes into his pocket-book. He put on his hat. He went
-across the road to the pier. He had a problem to solve. Who had chosen
-so curious a method of sending him so princely a gift? He was prepared
-to stake his little all--that was left--that it was none of his
-relations. If the donor was one of his "friends," how basely had he
-libelled the large and miscellaneous circle of his acquaintances! And
-yet, a stranger? It would needs be an eccentric stranger who would
-send an anonymous gift of £10,000 to an unknown person, to enable that
-unknown person to pay his bets. This thing might have happened in the
-days of the fairies, but surely the wee folk are gone!
-
-"Would--would you lend me your arm? I--I am afraid I have hurt my
-foot."
-
-Mr Coventry was standing at the head of the flight of steps which led
-to the landing-stage. The Worthing boat was just gone. There was a
-crowd of people to see it start. Although he was one of them, Mr
-Coventry had not the faintest appreciation of what the small
-excitement was about. The sound of a voice apparently addressing him
-recalled him to himself. He looked down. On the step immediately
-beneath him was a little woman dressed in black.
-
-"I--I beg your pardon? Did you speak to me?"
-
-"Would you help me to a seat? I have twisted my ankle."
-
-The little woman was young. Her big brown eyes seemed to Mr Coventry
-as though they were filled with tears. She was leaning against the
-rail. She seemed in pain.
-
-"Let me carry you to a seat."
-
-Then, before all the people, in that impetuous way of his, he lifted
-her in his arms and bore her to a seat. She said nothing when he
-placed her there. Perhaps she was too surprised at his method of
-proceeding to be able to find, at an instant's notice, appropriate
-words to fit the occasion.
-
-"I'll fetch you a bath-chair."
-
-He fetched her one with a rapidity which did credit to his agility and
-to the chairman's. The little woman was placed within it. She murmured
-an address in the Steyne. The procession started. Mr Coventry walked
-beside the chair. He asked if her foot was better. She said it was. He
-asked if she was sure it was. She smiled, a little faintly, but still
-she smiled; she said that she was sure. The Steyne was reached. He saw
-her enter the house. He raised his hat. He walked away.
-
-It was only when he had gone some little distance that a thought
-occurred to him.
-
-"I ought to have asked her her name."
-
-He hesitated for a moment as to whether he would not go back and
-supply the omission; but he perceived, on reflection, that this would
-be absurd. He told himself that he would call, perhaps that afternoon,
-and inquire how her foot went on.
-
-That afternoon he called at the house in the Steyne. A person,
-evidently of the landlady type, opened the door. He handed in his card
-with, pencilled on it, the words: "I venture to hope that your foot is
-better." A reply came to the effect that he was requested to walk
-upstairs. He walked upstairs. He was shown into what was undeniably a
-lodging-house sitting-room. As he entered, someone was lying on a
-sofa; it was the little woman in black.
-
-"It is very kind of you to call, Mr Coventry. I ought to have thanked
-you for your goodness to me this morning, but you were gone in a
-moment."
-
-Mr Coventry murmured something. He hoped that her foot was better.
-
-"Oh, it is nothing. Only I think that I had better rest it a little,
-and that is rather a difficult thing for me to do; rest means
-interference with my work." Perhaps because he seemed to hesitate, she
-added: "I am a teacher of music."
-
-"Then I am afraid that your accident will be hard on your pupils."
-
-She laughed. "The worst of it is, there are not many of them. I cannot
-afford to offend the few I have." She changed her tone. "I cannot
-think how it was I was so awkward, Mr Coventry. I was coming up the
-steps when my foot slipped, and--there I was. It was such a silly
-thing to do."
-
-Mr Coventry explained that it was the easiest thing in the world to
-twist one's ankle. Further, that a twisted ankle sometimes turned out
-to be a serious matter. Possibly the lady knew this without his
-telling her, yet she seemed grateful for the information.
-
-The gentleman's visit, considering the circumstances, extended to what
-seemed to be an unnecessary length, yet neither appeared particularly
-desirous to bring it to a close. Before they parted they were talking
-like old friends. She had told him that her name was Hardy--Dora
-Hardy. She had imparted the further information that she was an
-orphan--alone in the world. They talked a great deal about, it must be
-owned, a very little, and they would probably have had as much to say
-even if the subject matter had been still less. Such conversations are
-not dependent upon subjects.
-
-The next day he returned to inquire after her foot. It seemed better,
-but was not yet quite recovered; its owner was still upon the couch.
-That visit was even longer than the first had been. During its
-progress Mr Coventry became singularly frank. He actually made a
-confidant of the little woman on the couch. He told her all his
-history, unfolded the list of his follies--a part of it that is, for
-the list was long. Some folks would have said that he was adding to
-the crowning folly of them all. He told her of his recent disastrous
-speculations on what, doubtless in the cause of euphony, is called
-"the turf." He even told of the ten thousand pounds!
-
-It must be allowed that Miss Hardy seemed to find the young
-gentleman's egotistical outpourings not devoid of interest. When he
-spoke of the contents of the mysterious envelope she gave quite a
-little start.
-
-"I don't understand. Do you mean to say, Mr Coventry, that yesterday
-morning you received £10,000 from a stranger?"
-
-"I do. In ten bank-notes of a thousand pounds each."
-
-"But it's ridiculous. They can't be genuine."
-
-"Aren't they? See for yourself. If they're not, then I never saw a
-genuine bank-note yet."
-
-He took an envelope from his pocket. He gave it to Miss Hardy.
-
-"Is this the envelope in which they came?"
-
-"It is."
-
-"And are these the bank-notes?"
-
-"They are."
-
-She took out the rustling pieces of paper. Her eyes sparkled. She
-laughed; it sounded like a little laugh of pleasure.
-
-"Bank-notes! Ten of them, for a thousand each! You beauties!" She
-pressed them between her little hands. "Think of all they can buy. Ten
-thousand pounds!" She laughed again; this time in her laughter there
-was the sound of something very like a sob. "Why, Mr Coventry,
-it's--it's like a fairy tale. Some people never dream that they will
-be able to even handle such a sum--just once."
-
-"It is a queer start."
-
-Mr Coventry rose from his chair. He stood with his back to the
-fireplace. The little woman followed him with her eyes.
-
-"Come, Mr Coventry, you know very well from whom they came."
-
-"I wish I did."
-
-"Think! They came from that rich old uncle you have been telling me
-about."
-
-"He would see me starve before he gave me a fiver. I know it is a
-fact."
-
-"Is there nobody of whom you can think?"
-
-"Not a soul! I don't believe there's an individual in the world who
-would give me a hundred pounds to keep me from the workhouse."
-
-There was a pause. The gentleman looked at the lady; the lady looked
-at him. She kept folding and unfolding the notes between her dainty
-fingers; a smile parted her lips.
-
-"Mr Coventry, I know from whom they came."
-
-"Miss Hardy, you don't mean it! From whom?"
-
-"They came," with a rapid glance she looked down, then up again, "from
-a woman."
-
-"A woman!" Mr Coventry looked considerably startled. "What woman?"
-
-"Ah, there it is!"
-
-Mr Coventry still looked startled.
-
-"I suppose, Miss Hardy, you are simply making a shot at it."
-
-"It looks to me like the act of a woman. Think! Is there a woman
-possible?"
-
-Mr Coventry looked even disconcerted.
-
-"It--it can't be. It--it's quite impossible."
-
-"I thought there was. Mr Coventry, here are your notes. I don't wish
-to intrude upon your confidence."
-
-"But, I--I assure you, the--thing can't be."
-
-"Still, I fancy, the thing is, and so, I see, do you. Mr Coventry, if
-it is not stretching feminine curiosity too far--in my case you have
-piqued it--might I ask who is the woman?"
-
-"There isn't one; I assure you there isn't. But I'll tell you all
-about it." Mr Coventry fidgeted about the room, then sat down on the
-chair he had just vacated. "Have--have you ever heard of a Mrs
-Murphy?"
-
-"Had she anything to do with Mr Murphy?"
-
-"You mean the iron man? It's his widow. She's--she's stopping at the
-Métropole just now."
-
-"Isn't she rich?"
-
-"Awfully, horribly rich. In fact my--my uncle wrote to me about her."
-
-"You mean Sir Frederick?"
-
-"Yes, old rip! I wrote, asking if he could let me have a few hundreds,
-just to help me along. He wrote back saying that he couldn't, but that
-he could put me in the way of laying my hands on several hundred
-thousands instead. Then he spoke of the widow."
-
-"I see; go on."
-
-Mr Coventry had stopped. He seemed to be a little at a loss.
-
-"Then, somehow or other, I--I got introduced to her."
-
-"Did you, indeed? How strange!"
-
-"Don't laugh at me, Miss Hardy. The woman's my aversion. She's old
-enough to be my mother, or--or my aunt, at any rate."
-
-"One's aunt may be younger than oneself."
-
-"She isn't, by a deal. She's a hideous, vulgar old monstrosity."
-
-"You appear to have a strong objection to the lady."
-
-"I have. It--it sounds absurd, but she's always after me. She must
-mistake me for her son."
-
-"For her son? You look twenty-five, and I thought I saw in one of the
-papers the other day that Mrs Murphy was in her early thirties."
-
-"She looks fifty, if a day. She can't have sent me all that money."
-
-"As to that, you should know better than I. She might, if she took you
-for her son."
-
-"If I thought she had, I--I'd send it back to her."
-
-Mr Coventry had recommenced fidgeting about the room. Miss Hardy's
-suggestions seemed to have seriously disturbed him. That young lady
-continued to trifle with the bank-notes. As she trifled she continued
-to smile demurely.
-
-"Hasn't another rich woman been stopping at the Métropole?"
-
-"You mean the American?"
-
-"Was she an American?"
-
-"Rather! Sarah Freemantle. Got five millions--pounds--of her own, in
-hard cash."
-
-"Has she been stopping at the hotel since you've been there?"
-
-"I believe she has, though I wasn't aware of it till she had gone."
-
-"Haven't you ever seen her?"
-
-"Never; which is rather queer, because she's often been at dances
-which I've been at. But I hate Americans."
-
-"Do you, indeed? How liberal-minded!"
-
-"Don't laugh at me. You--you don't know how worried I am."
-
-"Some people wouldn't feel worried because £10,000 fell into their lap
-from the skies. Here, Mr Coventry, are your precious notes."
-
-"I'll send them back to her at once."
-
-"Her? Whom? Mrs Murphy? Don't you think you are rather hasty in
-jumping at conclusions? Suppose, after all, they didn't come from Mrs
-Murphy?"
-
-"I'll soon find out, and if they did--"
-
-"Well, if they did? I thought you mentioned some rather pressing
-obligations which you had to meet."
-
-"Confound it! I know I've been a fool, but I'd rather be posted than
-owe my salvation to a woman's money."
-
-"All men are not of your opinion, Mr Coventry."
-
-The lady's tone was dry. The young gentleman had a tendency in the
-direction of "high-falutin."
-
-Among his morning's letters on the morrow the first which caught his
-eye was a missive enclosed in an envelope which was own brother to the
-one which had contained the notes.
-
-"Another ten thousand pounds," he wailed.
-
-But he was mistaken. Only a sheet of paper was in the envelope. On the
-sheet of paper two words were type-written:
-
-"Buy Ceruleans."
-
-Mr Coventry endeavoured to calm himself. Constitutionally, he was of
-an excitable temperament. The endeavour required an effort on his
-part. When he could trust himself to speak, he delivered himself to
-this effect:
-
-"What in thunder are Ceruleans? And why am I to buy them?"
-
-He examined the paper; he examined the envelope; he observed that the
-postmark was "London, E.C."--that could scarcely be regarded as a
-tangible clue.
-
-The remainder of his correspondence was not of an agreeable tenor.
-Everybody seemed to be wanting money; moreover, everybody seemed to be
-wanting it at once. He went downstairs with, metaphorically, "his
-heart in his boots." On the way down he encountered an acquaintance.
-Mr Coventry stopped him.
-
-"I say, Gainsford, what are Ceruleans?"
-
-"Ceruleans?" Mr Gainsford fixed his eyeglass into his eye.
-"Ceruleans?" Mr Gainsford thrust his hands into his breeches pockets.
-"What do you know about Ceruleans?"
-
-"I don't know anything, only some fool or other has been advising me
-to buy them."
-
-Mr Gainsford eyed Mr Coventry for some moments before he spoke again.
-
-"Coventry, would you mind stepping into my sitting-room?" Mr Coventry
-stepped in. "I should be obliged if you would tell me who has been
-advising you to buy Ceruleans. I give you my word that you shall not
-suffer through giving me the name of your informant. I don't know if
-you are aware that I am a member of the London Stock Exchange."
-
-"I can't give you the name of my informant, because I don't know it
-myself. I have just had that sent me through the post. From whom it
-comes I know no more than Adam."
-
-Mr Coventry handed him the paper on which were the two type-written
-words, "Buy Ceruleans." Mr Gainsford eyed this very keenly. Then he
-applied an equally keen scrutiny to Mr Coventry himself.
-
-"Odd! Very odd! Very odd indeed!"
-
-He paused, then continued with an air of quite judicial gravity,--
-
-"Ceruleans, Mr Coventry, is Stock Exchange slang for an American mine
-which has just struck oil. The fact of its having done so is known, as
-yet, in England, to only one or two persons. Until you showed me that
-sheet of paper, I was under the impression that it was known only to
-one other person beside myself. Whoever sent you that piece of paper
-is in the know. Your correspondent has given you a recipe for a
-fortune."
-
-"What do you mean?"
-
-"What I say. Get into the market before the rush begins, and--ah! you
-might take what some people would call a snug little fortune in less
-than a couple of hours. Mr Coventry, I am going up to town at once.
-Come with me, and I will put you in the way of doing the best day's
-business that ever you did in all your life."
-
-Mr Coventry went up to town with Mr Gainsford. When the young
-gentleman returned that night to Brighton, he was quite a man of
-means. On the return journey he just got into the station as the train
-was starting. He made a dash at the first carriage he could reach. He
-was settling himself in the corner, and the train was rapidly
-quickening, when a voice saluted him.
-
-"Mr Coventry!"
-
-He turned. At the other end of the compartment was Mrs Murphy.
-
-"How nice! I was just thinking that I was going to have the carriage
-all to myself, and you know that I am not fond of my own society."
-
-At that moment, Mr Coventry could not have even hinted that he was
-fond of hers. The lady went on--her volubility was famous,--
-
-"I have been dabbling on the Stock Exchange."
-
-Mr Coventry did not heed her. He was reflecting that the train did not
-stop till it reached its journey's end, and how about a smoke on the
-way? Her next words, however, caused him to prick up his ears.
-
-"I have done wonderfully well. In fact, I have made what to some, less
-fortunately circumstanced than myself, would be quite a fortune. I
-have been buying Ceruleans. Do you know what Ceruleans are?"
-
-Did he? Didn't he?
-
-"Ceruleans! Then--it was you--"
-
-He stopped, petrified. The lady seemed amused.
-
-"It was I what?"
-
-Mr Coventry took out a well-stuffed pocketbook.
-
-"Mrs Murphy, allow me to return you these."
-
-A broad smile was upon the lady's face as she took what the gentleman
-gave her; but when she perceived what it was she held, the broad smile
-vanished.
-
-"What is it you are returning me? I was not aware--why, they're
-bank-notes for a thousand pounds each! Mr Coventry! What do you mean?"
-
-The expression of her face, the tone of her voice, were alike
-expressive of the most unequivocal amazement. But, disregarding these
-signs, Mr Coventry pursued a line of his own.
-
-"It was very good of you to send them me--though I hardly realise what
-it was which could have caused you to suppose that I was a fit subject
-for your charity. At the same time, I hope it is scarcely necessary
-for me to point out that it is quite impossible for me to take
-advantage of your generosity."
-
-"Mr Coventry! What on earth do you mean?"
-
-The lady's manner was altogether unmistakable, but Mr Coventry rushed
-at his fences.
-
-"I can only say that I hope that you will find a more worthy object of
-what I cannot but call your eccentric liberality."
-
-Mrs Murphy, as she sat, bank-notes in hand, endeavouring to grasp the
-gentleman's meaning, would not have made a bad study for a comic
-artist.
-
-"Mr Coventry, will you be so good as to take back your property?"
-
-The lady held out the notes. The gentleman waved them from him.
-
-"My property! I presume you mean your property?"
-
-"Mr Coventry, what do you mean by giving me these bank-notes?"
-
-"Rather, Mrs Murphy, I think I am entitled to ask what you meant by
-giving them to me?"
-
-"Pray, Mr Coventry, are you mad?"
-
-"I can only presume that you thought I was mad."
-
-"Thought you were mad! I am beginning to think so now."
-
-"You flatter me. And--then there's the tip for Ceruleans. I--I confess
-that I have taken advantage of it; but had I known what I know now, I
-would sooner first have died. I have not yet received the whole of my
-gains--indeed, I have only received a portion as a favour from a
-friend. Here, Mrs Murphy, is a cheque for £5,000."
-
-Mr Coventry thrust another slip of paper into the astonished lady's
-hand. She kept her presence of mind admirably upon the whole.
-
-"I suppose, Mr Coventry, that you are a gentleman?"
-
-"I suppose I was until you taught me otherwise."
-
-"Then, as a gentleman, perhaps you will keep silence while a lady
-speaks."
-
-Mr Coventry shrugged his shoulders.
-
-"I see that I have here ten notes of a thousand pounds each. Am I to
-understand that someone has made you a present of £10,000?"
-
-"Mrs Murphy, pray don't dissemble!"
-
-"I have not the slightest intention of what you call dissembling. If
-you suppose I was the donor, you are under a great delusion. I don't
-think I ever gave any living creature even ten thousand pence; I have
-far too just a sense of the value of money."
-
-It was Mr Coventry's turn to look astonished.
-
-"Then if--if it wasn't you--"
-
-"Who was it? That I cannot tell you. Someone, I should say, with more
-money than sense."
-
-"But--but the tip for Ceruleans?"
-
-"I have not the least notion what you're talking about. But I may tell
-you this: I myself only received what you call a 'tip' for Ceruleans
-this morning."
-
-"The--the deuce you did!"
-
-"Possibly you are aware that one of the chief holders of Ceruleans is
-a lady?"
-
-"A lady!"
-
-"That lady happens to be my friend. This morning she called on me
-while I was having breakfast. During that call she gave me the
-information on which I acted."
-
-"Who--who is this lady?"
-
-"I don't know that it is a secret; the lady is Sarah Freemantle."
-
-"Sarah Freemantle!"
-
-"She is staying in Brighton, you know--or perhaps you don't
-know--because she has actually gone and hidden herself away in one of
-the back streets, as if, as I tell her, she were hiding from her
-creditors. Her creditors! Why, she's worth untold millions!"
-
-Mr Coventry was silent. Mrs Murphy sat and watched him. He was quite
-worth looking at. George Coventry has been pronounced by a high
-authority to be the handsomest man in England. Oddly enough, he was
-not only handsome, but he looked good and honest too; and he was
-without an atom of conceit. In the eyes of some people it was an extra
-recommendation that he was not exactly wise.
-
-When Mrs Murphy had looked at the young gentleman quite two minutes,
-she moved up to his end of the carriage.
-
-"Mr Coventry, here is your property. You are fortunate in having such
-a friend."
-
-Without a word Mr Coventry placed the cheque and the notes within his
-pocket-book.
-
-"After all, I am not sure that I would not have liked to have been
-that friend myself."
-
-Mr Coventry fidgeted.
-
-"You--you are very good."
-
-"Do you think so? I should like to be good--to you."
-
-Mr Coventry shivered. Was this woman making love?
-
-"I married my first husband, Mr Coventry, to please my mother. When I
-marry again I mean to please myself."
-
-"What--what time is this train due in Brighton?"
-
-"Never mind what time the train is due in Brighton." She smiled.
-
-Some men, who are about to pop the question, delight in the shyness of
-the maiden. Was it possible that she delighted in the shyness of the
-youth?
-
-"George--I may call you George. Mayn't I call you George?"
-
-"Have you any objection to my smoking a pipe?"
-
-"Smoke if you please. Do what you please. My only desire is to give
-you pleasure."
-
-She laid her gloved hand softly on his arm.
-
-"You haven't such a thing as a match about you?"
-
-"George, before you begin to smoke, turn round and look at me."
-
-Mr Coventry's head was turned round the other way; he was blowing
-through the stem of his pipe.
-
-"George!"
-
-If the lady had been a gentleman we should have written that he put
-his arm about her waist.
-
-"Thunder! my pipe won't draw!"
-
-The gentleman sprang to his feet with startling suddenness; but the
-lady was equal to the occasion. Before he knew it she had taken him
-with both her hands, and drawn him on to her knee.
-
-"You silly thing!"
-
-While Mr Coventry was wondering if the skies had fallen, she had
-kissed him on the lips.
-
-Just then the train reached Brighton.
-
-
- CHAPTER II
-
-Mr Coventry chartered a fly to the Steyne. He drew up at the house in
-which lived the little woman with the foot. The person who opened the
-door informed him that Miss Hardy was in. He rushed upstairs without
-waiting to be announced. The little woman was seated writing at a
-table. At his entrance she rose with a start--as well she might.
-
-"Miss Hardy, I--I want to speak to you."
-
-"Mr Coventry."
-
-As the lady stood facing the gentleman she turned a little pale, or
-perhaps it was a curious effect of the lamplight shining in her face.
-As for the gentleman's complexion, any suggestion of pallor was
-ridiculous. A ripe tomato was the best comparison which could have
-been applied to him.
-
-"I beg ten thousand pardons, but I--I've been with that Murphy woman
-in the train!"
-
-The girl said nothing. Her big brown eyes were fixed upon her
-visitor's countenance. In them was a look of not unjustifiable
-inquiry.
-
-"I--I daresay you think that I'm mad; but I'm not. The fact is, Miss
-Hardy, I've had a stroke of luck!"
-
-"I am glad to hear it."
-
-"Is that all?"
-
-"What else would you have me say?"
-
-The intensity of the gaze which the gentleman kept fixed upon the lady
-she must have found a little trying. All at once he went forward. He
-brought his hand down heavily on the little table at which she was
-standing.
-
-"Dora, I love you!"
-
-The remark was sudden. The girl for a moment was silent, as if she
-could scarcely believe her ears. Then a wave of vivid red went up all
-over her, so that it even dyed the roots of her hair. In her eyes were
-tears.
-
-"Mr Coventry!"
-
-"Dora, I love you!" If she had had eyes to see, which may be doubted,
-she might have seen that he was trembling. His words came from him
-like a flood. "I don't ask you to say that you love me; I know you
-can't; but I do ask you to say that one day you will try!"
-
-The girl was trembling too.
-
-"Mr Coventry, I--I cannot think you are in earnest."
-
-"You know I am."
-
-As she looked into his eyes--and she did look, as though there was
-fascination in his glance--she could scarcely doubt that at least he
-thought he was. She tried to smile; the effort was a failure.
-
-"But it's--it's so absurd. You know nothing of me. We are strangers.
-You only saw me the day before yesterday for the first time in your
-life."
-
-"What does that matter? I know a man who met a girl upon the Friday
-and married her upon the Monday."
-
-"Absurd!"
-
-"Some men would be able to do this sort of thing in style; I can't. I
-know that this sort of thing comes to a man once in his life, and then
-in an instant. I know that I love you; I know that there will never be
-another woman to me like you. Some men do not take long to find out
-these things, you see!"
-
-There was a pause. Then she at last looked down.
-
-"I thought you mentioned something about pecuniary complications."
-
-"This morning I had a hint from a friend; it has brought me in a
-fortune! There will be enough to settle up with, and something over to
-start again. And, Dora, I can work."
-
-"Mr Coventry, do you clearly understand that I am a nameless nobody,
-who has to give music lessons for a living?"
-
-"I understand that you are the woman whom I love!"
-
-She turned her back to him. She moved across the room; she stood
-trifling with the fringe of the curtains.
-
-"This is the maddest thing of which ever yet I heard."
-
-He could hear that her voice was trembling.
-
-"You know, Dora, I'm not asking you to say at once that you will be my
-wife. I daren't, and that's the fact; but I'm asking you one day to
-try to say you will. I want something to keep me going. I want
-something to save me from that woman Murphy."
-
-"I believe 'that woman Murphy,' as you politely term the lady, is at
-the bottom of the compliment--I suppose I must call it so--which you
-have paid to me."
-
-There was a curious intonation in the voice from the curtains.
-
-"She has been making love to me. I couldn't stand that when I loved
-you, Dora!" The gentleman was creeping round the table. "Say that you
-will try!"
-
-"Suppose I do?"
-
-"Dora!"
-
-
-She would not let him stay. They parted, this queer pair! He dined,
-not at his hotel, but at a restaurant on the Front; dined well! When
-he left it was with that good digestion which waits on appetite. He
-walked as if he walked on air. He certainly had the gift of making
-history quickly.
-
-When he reached the hotel, an acquaintance stopped him at the door.
-
-"The great Sarah is here."
-
-"The great who?"
-
-"Sarah! Miss Freemantle! The five-times millionaire."
-
-Mr Coventry looked a trifle bored.
-
-"I'm not interested in the lady."
-
-"The deuce you aren't! I am; and, by Jove, I wish she were in me!"
-
-"I'm sorry for you. Come in and have a smoke."
-
-As they crossed the hall, someone was coming down the stairs. The
-acquaintance drew Mr Coventry a little aside.
-
-"Here she is!" Mr Coventry glanced up. "That's Miss Freemantle, the
-little woman in black. She's not a bad-looking little thing."
-
-Mr Coventry looked at the lady referred to. It was Dora Hardy! As she
-descended the staircase, she leant on Mr Gainsford's arm. On the
-gentleman's other side was Mrs Murphy. As he saw her, she saw him. The
-young lady dropped the gentleman's arm. She ran down the stairs with
-her hand stretched out.
-
-"Mr Coventry!"
-
-"Dora!"
-
-She laughed--and blushed. She turned to her companions.
-
-"I don't think I need trouble you after all, Mr Coventry will see me
-home."
-
-Before Mr Coventry had realised the situation he found himself in the
-open air with the lady. They turned, perhaps instinctively, towards
-Hove. It happened, that night, that that part of the Front was almost
-deserted. They walked some little distance before the gentleman
-recovered the use of his tongue.
-
-"Dora--what--what cock-and-bull story was that fool telling me?"
-
-"I really cannot say."
-
-"He--he said that you--you were the great Sarah."
-
-"So I am. Don't I look it?"
-
-The gentleman stopped dead. He groaned.
-
-"What--what a fool I've been!"
-
-"You flatter me."
-
-They resumed their promenade. Her hand stole towards his.
-
-"George, are you sorry you said you loved me?"
-
-"Dora, is--is it a joke?"
-
-"No, George, it's not a joke, it's a romance."
-
-"What--what have I done?"
-
-"Made me happy. Isn't that enough to do?"
-
-They stopped again, under a gas-lamp. It was fortunate so few persons
-were about.
-
-"George, I have a confession to make. It was not you who fell in love
-with me, it was I who fell in love with you."
-
-"Dora!"
-
-"It is true. It was at Lady Brentford's ball. I saw you there for the
-first time. I fell in love with you--at sight. You see, when your turn
-came, you did not make up your mind more rapidly than I had done. It
-was a case of Goethe's mutual affinity! I saw you at other houses. I
-went to them on purpose to see you, but I took care never to be
-introduced to you."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"You know that I am the great Sarah, George. But when I found that you
-had come to the very hotel at which I was stopping, I formed a little
-plot. I changed my quarters, I dropped the Freemantle, and became Miss
-Hardy. Then--_then_ I thrust myself right into your path, and--and it
-was all soon over. Are you sorry, George?"
-
-"Sorry! But--but about those notes?"
-
-"You goose! They came from me. I knew you had been betting, and I knew
-that you had lost. I didn't want to lose you for a pound or two. But
-when you told me that you would not owe your salvation to a woman's
-money--not knowing who the woman was--why, then I sent you the 'tip'
-for Ceruleans instead. It was the best thing that I ever did, for it
-brought me you."
-
-Mr Coventry took off his hat. He wiped his brow. He seemed to be
-turning matters over in his mind.
-
-"I shall always call you Dora."
-
-"Call me what you please."
-
-"Darling!"
-
-
-
-
- XII
-
- MAGICAL MUSIC
-
-
- CHAPTER I--APOSTLE SPOONS
-
-Miss Macleod passed the newspaper to her nephew. "Look at that," she
-said. She had her finger on an advertisement. He looked at it. This is
-what he read:--
-
-"A clergyman, having a large family entirely dependent on him, is
-compelled to sacrifice a unique set of apostle spoons. Twelve large,
-twelve small, silver-gilt, in handsome case. Being in urgent want of
-money, a trifle will be accepted. Quite new. Would make a handsome
-present. Approval willingly. Letters only, Pomona Villa, Ladbroke
-Grove, W."
-
-"What do you think of it?" inquired the lady.
-
-The Rev. Alan smoothed the paper with his hand.
-
-"Not much," he ventured to remark.
-
-"Put on your hat and come with me. I'm going to buy them."
-
-"My dear aunt!"
-
-"They will do for a wedding present for Clara Leach. Other people can
-marry, if you can't."
-
-The Rev. Alan sighed. He had been having a bad quarter of an hour. He
-was a little, freckled, sandy-haired, short-sighted man: one of those
-short-sighted men whose spectacles require continually settling in
-their place on the bridge of the nose. Such as he was, he was the only
-hope of an ancient race--the only male hope, that is.
-
-The Macleods of Pittenquhair predated the first of the Scottish kings.
-Fortunately for themselves they postdated them as well.
-
-For a considerable portion of their history, the members of that
-time-honoured family had been compelled, in the Sidney-Smithian
-phrase, to cultivate their greatness on a little oatmeal--for want of
-cash to enable them to indulge in any other form of cultivation. But
-in these latter days they had grown rich, owing to a fortunate
-matrimonial speculation with a Chicago young lady whose father had
-something to do with hogs. The lady's name was Biggins--Cornelia P.
-Biggins--the P. stood for Pollie, which was her mother's name, the
-"front" name came from history. The particular Macleod who had married
-her had been christened David. He devoted a considerable portion of
-his wife's fortune to buying up the ancient lands of the Macleods, in
-the neighbourhood of Pittenquhair and thereabouts. In his person he
-resolved that the ancient family glories should reappear--and more.
-But in these cases it is notorious that man only proposes--his wife
-never bore him a child. To make matters worse, he only outlived Mrs
-Macleod six months, so that he never had a decent chance to try his
-luck again.
-
-David had a brother. Being a childless man, and desirous to restore
-the ancestral grandeur, one would have thought that he would have left
-his wealth to his brother, who wanted it if ever a man did yet. But,
-unfortunately, Alan was not only an irredeemable scamp--which might
-have been forgiven him, for David was by no means spotless--but also
-the two brothers hated each other with a truly enduring brotherly
-hatred. Nor had Alan improved matters by making public and unpleasant
-allusions to hogs and swine, not only on the occasion of David's
-marriage, but on many occasions afterwards. So it came to pass that
-when David was gathered to his fathers, his brother's name was not
-even mentioned in his will. All his wealth was left to his sister
-Janet.
-
-In course of time Alan died abroad--very much abroad, and in more
-senses than one. Then, for the first time, Janet appeared upon the
-scene. She paid for her brother's funeral, and took his only child, a
-boy, back with her to England. The child's mother, who was nothing
-and nobody, had died--charitable people said, murdered by her
-husband--soon after her infant's birth. So his aunt was the only
-relation the youngster had.
-
-Janet was a spinster. She had ideas of her own, and plenty of them.
-Her dominant idea was that in her nephew the family sun should rise
-again in splendour. But alas for the perversity of fate! The boy
-passed from a public school to the university, and from the
-university--after a struggle, in which he showed himself, in a
-lymphatic sort of way, as obstinate as one of Mrs David's father's
-pigs--into the church. This was bad enough for a son of his father,
-and the heir to Pittenquhair and ten thousand pounds a year, but what
-followed was infinitely worse. He became a ritualist of the
-ritualists--more Roman than the Romans--and the motto which he nailed
-to the mast was "Celibacy of the clergy"!
-
-Her nephew's conduct almost drove Miss Janet mad. Two wives she might
-have forgiven--but none! In season and out of season she preached to
-him the duty of marriage; but what she regarded as a duty he regarded
-as a crime. She spoke of an heir for Pittenquhair; his thoughts were
-of something very different indeed. To speak of disinheriting him was
-to pander to his tastes. The income from his curacy was seventy pounds
-a year--and he lived on it. The money sent him by his aunt he
-surrendered to the Church and to the poor. What availed it to preach
-of disinheritance to a man who behaved like that?
-
-And yet, in his own peculiar way, he was a good nephew to his aunt. He
-was the meekest, ugliest, shyest, awkwardest of men. His curacy was at
-a place on the Suffolk coast called Swaffham-on-Sea. From these
-wilds he was perpetually being summoned by his aunt to attend on her
-in her house in town. Although--possibly because he was that kind of
-man--these visits were anything but occasions of pleasure, he
-generally obeyed the summons. On the present occasion it was the
-second day of his stay under his aunt's hospitable roof in Cadogan
-Place. From the moment of his arrival she had continually reviled him.
-She had suggested as wives some two-score eligible young women, from
-earls' daughters to confectioners' assistants. She had arrived at that
-state of mind in which, if he would only marry, she would have
-welcomed a cook. In his awkward, stammering way, he had vetoed them
-all. Then she had rated him for an hour and three-quarters by the
-clock. Finally, exhausted by her efforts, she had caught up the paper
-in a rage. The Rev. Alan watched her in silence as she read it,
-fingering a little book of prayers he had in his waistcoat pocket.
-
-All at once she had thrust the advertisement sheet of the paper
-underneath his nose, with the exclamation--
-
-"Look at that!"
-
-He looked at it, and had read the advertisement reproduced above.
-
-"Don't sit there like a stuck dummy," observed Miss Macleod, whose
-English, in her moments of excitement, was more than peculiar. "Go and
-get the thing that you call a hat! Hat!" Miss Macleod sniffed; "if you
-had appeared in the streets in _my_ days with such a thing on your
-head, people would have thought that Guy Fawkes's day was come again."
-
-The Rev. Alan was still studying the paper.
-
-"But, my dear aunt, you are not seriously thinking of paying any
-attention to such an advertisement as that?"
-
-"And why not? Isn't the man a clergyman?"
-
-"I can't think that a priest--"
-
-"A priest!" cried Miss Macleod, to whom the word was as a red rag to a
-bull. "Who spoke about a priest?"
-
-The Rev. Alan went placidly on--
-
-"--under any circumstances would advertise apostle spoons for sale."
-
-"Who asks you what you think? Put on your hat and come with me."
-
-"There is another point. The advertisement says 'letters only'; there
-is evidently an objection to a personal call."
-
-As Miss Macleod grasped her nephew by the shoulder with a sufficiently
-muscular grasp, the Rev. Alan put on his hat and went with her.
-
-
- CHAPTER II--UNDER THE SPELL
-
-They walked all the way--it is some distance from Cadogan Place to
-Ladbroke Grove. There was not much conversation--what there was was
-not of a particularly cheerful kind. The day was warm. The lady was
-tall, the gentleman short. Miss Macleod was a first-rate pedestrian;
-the Rev. Alan was not good at any kind of exercise. By the time they
-reached their journey's end he was in quite a pitiable plight. He was
-bedewed with perspiration, and agitated beyond measure by the rather
-better than four miles-an-hour pace which his aunt would persist in
-keeping up.
-
-Pomona Villa proved to be a little house which stood back at some
-distance from the road. Just as they reached it the door was opened,
-shut again with a bang, and a gentleman came hastening out of the
-house as though he were pressed for time. He was a tall, portly
-person, with very red whiskers, and a complexion which was even more
-vivid than his whiskers. He was attired in what might be called
-recollections of clerical costume, and was without a hat. He appeared
-to be very much distressed either in body or in mind. Just as he laid
-his hand on the handle on one side of the gate, Miss Macleod grasped
-it on the other. Brought in this way unexpectedly face to face, he
-stared at the lady, and the lady stared at him.
-
-"She's at it again!" he cried.
-
-"Sir!" exclaimed Miss Macleod. She drew herself up.
-
-"I beg your pardon." The gentleman on the other side of the gate
-produced a very dirty pocket-handkerchief, and mopped his head and
-face with it. "I thought it was a friend of mine."
-
-"Is this Pomona Villa?" asked Miss Macleod.
-
-The bare-headed man looked up and down, and round about, and seemed as
-though he were more than half disposed to say it wasn't. But as the
-name was painted over the top bar of the wooden gate, within twelve
-inches of the lady's nose, he perhaps deemed it wiser to dissemble.
-
-"What--what name?" he stammered.
-
-"I've come about the apostle spoons."
-
-"The apostle spoons! Oh!" The bare-headed man looked blank. He added
-in a sort of stage aside--"Letters only."
-
-"Perhaps you will allow me to enter."
-
-Miss Macleod did not wait for the required permission, but pushed
-the gate open, and entered. Her nephew followed at her heels. The
-bare-headed man stared at the Rev. Alan, and the Rev. Alan at
-him--one seemed quite as confused as the other.
-
-"Can I see the spoons?" continued Miss Macleod.
-
-"Eh--the fact is--eh--owing to distressing family
-circumstances--eh--it is impossible--"
-
-What was impossible will never be known, for at that moment the door
-was opened, and a woman appeared.
-
-"If you please, mum, Miss Vesey says, will you walk in? She's
-upstairs."
-
-Miss Macleod walked in, her nephew always at her heels. The
-bare-headed man stared after them, as though he did not understand
-this mode of procedure in the least.
-
-"Up the stairs, first door to the right," continued the woman who had
-bade them enter. As, in accordance with these directions, Miss Macleod
-proceeded to mount the stairs, the woman, who still stood at the open
-door, addressed herself to the bare-headed man at the gate. Her words
-were sufficiently audible.
-
-"You brute!" she said, and banged the door in his face.
-
-Seemingly unconscious of there being anything peculiar about the house
-or its inhabitants, Miss Macleod strode up the stairs. The Rev. Alan,
-conscious for himself and his aunt as well, crept uncomfortably after.
-The first door on the right stood wide open. Miss Macleod
-unceremoniously entered the room. Her nephew followed sheepishly in
-the rear.
-
-The room was a good-sized one, and was scantily furnished. One
-striking piece of furniture, however, it did contain, and that was a
-grand piano. At the moment of their entrance the instrument stood wide
-open, and at the keyboard was seated a young lady.
-
-"I am Miss Vesey," she observed, without troubling herself to rise as
-the visitors entered.
-
-Miss Macleod bowed. She appeared about to make some remark, possibly
-with reference to the apostle spoons; but before she could speak, Miss
-Vesey went on,--
-
-"That is my father you saw outside--the Rev. George Vesey. He's a
-dipsomaniac."
-
-Miss Macleod started, which, under the circumstances, was not
-unnatural. Her nephew stared with all his eyes and spectacles. Miss
-Vesey was a fine young woman, about nineteen years of age. The most
-prominent feature in her really intellectual countenance was a pair of
-large and radiant black eyes.
-
-"I'm engaged in his cure," she added.
-
-"I have called," remarked Miss Macleod, perhaps deeming it wiser to
-ignore the young lady's candid allusion to her father's weakness,
-"with reference to an advertisement about some apostle spoons."
-
-Miss Vesey, still seated on the music-stool, clasped her hands behind
-her head.
-
-"Oh, that's one of his swindles," she said.
-
-"One of his swindles!" echoed Miss Macleod.
-
-"He's agent for a Birmingham firm. He finds it a good dodge to put in
-advertisements like that. Each person who buys thinks she gets the
-only set he has to sell; but he sells dozens every week. It's drink
-has brought him to it. But I'm engaged in curing him all round. The
-worst of it is that when I begin to cure him, he runs away. He was
-just going to run away when you came to the gate."
-
-"If what you say is correct," said Miss Macleod grimly, "I should say
-the case was incurable--save by the police."
-
-"Ah, that's because you don't understand my means of cure: I'm a
-magician."
-
-"A magician!"
-
-There was a pause. Miss Macleod eyed Miss Vesey keenly, Miss Vesey
-returning the compliment by eyeing her.
-
-Miss Macleod was a woman of the day. Openly expressing unbelief in all
-the faiths that are old, she was continually on the look-out for a
-faith that was new. She had tried spiritualism and theosophy. She had
-sworn by all sorts of rogues and humbugs--until she found them out to
-be rogues and humbugs, which, to her credit be it said, it did not
-take her long to do. Just at that moment she was without a fetish. So
-that when Miss Vesey calmly announced that she was a magician, she did
-not do what, for instance, that very much more weak-minded person than
-herself, her nephew, would have done--she did not promptly laugh her
-to scorn.
-
-"What do you mean by saying you're a magician?" she inquired.
-
-"I mean what I say. I have my magic here."
-
-Miss Vesey laid her hand on the piano.
-
-"I suppose you mean that you're a fine pianist."
-
-"More than that. With my music I can do with men and women what I
-will. I can drive the desire for drink out of my father for days
-together; I can make him keep sober against his will."
-
-Miss Macleod turned towards her nephew.
-
-"This is my nephew. Exercise your power upon him."
-
-"Aunt!" cried the Rev. Alan.
-
-Miss Vesey laughed.
-
-"Shall I?" she asked.
-
-"You have my permission. You say you can do with men and women what
-you will. He will be a rich man one of these fine days. Make him marry
-you."
-
-The curate's distress was piteous.
-
-"Aunt! Have you any sense of shame?"
-
-"Suppose I try," observed Miss Vesey, her face alive with laughter.
-"I'm sure I'm poor enough, and I'm already connected with the clergy."
-
-"Aunt, I entreat you, come away. If you will not come, then I must go
-alone. I cannot stay to see the Church insulted."
-
-Miss Macleod turned to Miss Vesey.
-
-"Will you let him go?"
-
-"Certainly not," laughed the young lady. "If only to pay him out for
-being so ungallant."
-
-The Rev. Alan--literally--wrung his hands.
-
-"This--this is intolerable. Aunt, it is impossible for me to stay.
-You--you'll find me there when you get home."
-
-The Rev. Alan, in a state of quite indescribable confusion, turned
-towards the door. But before he could move a step, Miss Vesey struck a
-chord on the piano.
-
-"Stay!" she said.
-
-The curate seemed to hesitate for a moment, then turned to her again.
-He seemed to be under the impression that he owed an apology to the
-pianist. "I--I must apologise for--for my seeming rudeness. I know
-that my--my aunt only meant what she said as--as a joke; but, at the
-same time, my respect for my sacred office"--at this point the little
-man drew himself up--"compels me, after what has passed, to go."
-
-Miss Vesey struck a second chord.
-
-"Stay!" she said again.
-
-Before the agitated believer in the propriety of the unmarried state
-for clergymen could say her yea or nay, she cast her spells--and her
-hands--upon the keyboard of the instrument, so that it burst out into
-a concourse of sweet sounds. The Rev. Alan was, in his way a born
-musician. The only dissipation he allowed himself was music. The soul
-of the mean-looking, wrong-headed little man was attuned to harmony.
-Good music had on him the effect which Orpheus with his lute had on
-more stubborn materials than curates--it bewitched him. Miss Vesey had
-not played ten seconds before he realised that here was a dispenser of
-the food which his soul loved--a mistress of melody. What it was she
-played he did not know--it seemed to him an improvisation. He stood
-listening--entranced. Suddenly the musician's mood changed. The notes
-of triumph ceased, and there came instead a strain of languorous music
-which set all the curate's pulses throbbing.
-
-"Come here!"
-
-Miss Vesey whispered. The curate settled his spectacles upon his nose.
-He looked around him as though he were not sure that he had heard
-aright. And the command was uttered in such half-tones that he might
-be excused for supposing that his ears had played him false.
-
-"Come here!"
-
-The command again. Again the Rev. Alan settled his spectacles upon his
-nose. He gazed at the musician as if still in doubt.
-
-"I--I beg your pardon? Did you speak to me?"
-
-"Come here!"
-
-A third time the command--this time clearer and louder too. As if
-unconsciously he advanced towards the pianist, hat in one hand,
-handkerchief in another, his whole bearing eloquent of a state of
-mental indecision. He went quite close to her--so close that there
-would be no excuse for saying that he could not hear her if she
-whispered again.
-
-Again the musician's theme was changed. The languorous melody faded.
-There came a succession of wild sounds, as of souls in pain. The
-curate's organisation was a sensitive one--the cries were almost more
-than he could bear.
-
-"Pity me!"
-
-The voice was corporal enough. It was Miss Vesey, once more indulging
-in a whisper. Again the curate was at a nonplus. Again he went through
-the mechanical action of settling his spectacles upon his nose.
-
-"I--I beg your pardon?" It seemed to be a stereotyped form of words
-with him.
-
-"Pity me! Pity me! Do!"
-
-The words were a cry of anguish--quite as anguished as the music was.
-The Rev. Alan looked round the room, perhaps for succour and relief.
-He saw his aunt, but at that moment her face happened to be turned
-another way.
-
-"If you need my pity, it is yours."
-
-The words, like the lady's, were spoken, doubtless unintentionally, in
-a whisper.
-
-"If you pity me, then help me too!"
-
-"If I can, I--I will!"
-
-"You promise?"
-
-"Certainly."
-
-Although the word was a tolerably bold one, it was by no means boldly
-spoken; probably that was owing to the state of confusion existing in
-the speaker's mind.
-
-The theme was changed again. The piano ceased to wail. A tumult of
-sound came from it which was positively deafening. The effect was most
-bewildering, especially as it concerned the Rev. Alan. For in the
-midst of all the tumult he was conscious of these words being
-addressed to him by Miss Vesey.
-
-"Help me with your love!"
-
-The instant the words were spoken the tumult died away, there was the
-languorous strain again. The curate was speechless, which, all things
-considered, was perhaps excusable. An idea was taking root in his
-brain that the musician was mad, at least mad enough to be
-irresponsible for the words she used. If that were so, then, unlike
-the generality of lunatics, she had a curious aptitude for sticking to
-the point.
-
-"Love me, or I die!"
-
-"My--my dear young lady!" stammered the curate.
-
-"You will be my murderer!"
-
-The accent with which these words were spoken was indescribable, as
-indescribable as the music which accompanied them. It may be doubted
-if, as he heard them, it was not the Rev. Alan himself who was going
-mad. The heat and agitation brought on by the pace at which his aunt
-had marched him from Cadogan Place, the extraordinary manner of his
-reception at Pomona Villa, the still more extraordinary things which
-had happened to him since he had got inside; all these, put together,
-were quite enough to make him uncertain as to whether he were standing
-on his head or his heels. And then, for him, a staunch believer in the
-theory, and the practice, of the celibate priest, to have such
-language addressed to him, after five minutes' acquaintance, by a
-total stranger! and such a pianist! and a fine young woman! No wonder
-the Rev. Alan put his hand up to his head under the impression that
-that portion of his frame was leaving him.
-
-"If you do not marry me," continued this extraordinary young woman, in
-tones which harrowed his heart--and yet which were not so harrowing as
-her music, by a very great deal, "I shall die before your eyes."
-
-The Rev. Alan still had his hand to his head. He looked round him with
-bewildered, short-sighted eyes. Curiously enough his aunt still had
-her face turned in the opposite direction.
-
-"I--I'm sure--" he stammered.
-
-"Of what?"
-
-"I--I shall be happy--"
-
-"Happy!"
-
-The music ceased, and that for the sufficiently good reason that the
-pianist rose from her seat and flung her arms about the curate's neck.
-He said something, but what it was was lost in the ample expanses of
-Miss Vesey's breast.
-
-"Madam," she cried, addressing Miss Macleod, "your nephew has promised
-to marry me! He has said that he will be happy."
-
-Miss Macleod, who did not happen just then to be looking in the
-opposite direction, smiled grimly. Owing to the peculiarity of her
-physical configuration everything about her was grim--even her smile.
-
-"I am glad to hear it," she observed.
-
-The Rev. Alan struggled himself free from the lady's powerful embrace.
-His distress was tragic in its intensity.
-
-"This--this is some extraordinary--"
-
-"Happiness!" cried the lady, and again she clasped him in her arms.
-"Your happiness is mine! It has been my life-long dream to be married
-to a clergyman; is not my father one already?"
-
-At that moment the father referred to entered the room.
-
-"What's this?" he cried, as a father naturally would cry on seeing his
-daughter with a stranger in her arms.
-
-The young lady, however, promptly relieved his mind.
-
-"Father, let me present to you my future husband."
-
-"I--I do protest," screamed the frenzied curate.
-
-"You do protest, sir! What do you protest?" The father's voice was
-terrible, so was his manner. Apparently all his paternal instincts had
-not been destroyed by dipsomania. "You come to this house, sir, a
-perfect stranger, sir; you assault my daughter, sir; you take her in
-your arms."
-
-This was, perhaps, strictly speaking, a perversion of the truth; but
-at this moment Miss Macleod offered her interposition.
-
-"You need be under no concern. My nephew is a gentleman. I was a
-witness of his proposal. If he behaves as a dastard to your daughter,
-I will deliver him to your righteous vengeance then. In the meantime,
-perhaps you and your daughter will accompany us home to luncheon. We
-can arrange the preliminaries of the marriage during the course of the
-meal."
-
-
- CHAPTER III.--A CURIOUS COURTSHIP
-
-"Miss Bayley, I am in a position of the extremest difficulty."
-
-Miss Bayley was not only the Rev. Alan Macleod's parishioner; she was,
-so to speak, his co-curate, at Swaffham-on-Sea. That delightful
-village boasted of a rector who found that the local air did not agree
-with him, so he spent most of his time in the South of France. The
-Rev. Alan was, therefore, to all intents and purposes, the head and
-front of all Church matters in the neighbourhood. Unfortunately the
-greater part of the population--what there was of it--was dissenting,
-and that part of it which was not dissenting was even worse--it was
-Episcopalian!--the lowest of the low! The curate, therefore, found
-himself in the position of the sower who sows his seed in barren soil.
-His congregation not unfrequently consisted of two--the verger and
-Miss Bayley.
-
-The curate had returned to Swaffham, and it was this faithful feminine
-flower of his flock he was addressing now.
-
-"Oh, Mr Macleod, I am so sorry! Can I help you? Is it spiritual?"
-
-The curate shook his head. He had not fallen quite so low as that. The
-idea of his coming to a person in petticoats for help in spiritual
-matters struck him as too absurd. He could scarcely excuse Miss
-Bayley.
-
-"Can you think that I, your priest, should come to learn of you?"
-
-Miss Bayley looked down.
-
-"I was wrong," she murmured. She told herself that she ought to have
-remembered that none of the curates ever was half so cocksure about
-that kind of thing as the Rev. Alan. But then, she was so anxious to
-lend him a hand in anything.
-
-"An error owned is half atoned."
-
-He meant this for a little pleasantry--but he was an awkward man, even
-when he trifled. He hesitated. He was conscious that he had come for
-assistance in a matter quite as delicate as anything which appertained
-to Church government.
-
-"Miss Bayley." He cleared his throat. "I--I have an aunt." The
-abashed Miss Bayley signified that she had heard him mention that fact
-before--which she had, about half a dozen times a day. "She is not one
-of us." Miss Bayley sighed; she felt that she was expected to sigh.
-"She is of the world worldly. Her thoughts are fixed on temporalities.
-Being possessed of great riches, to which I am the natural heir, the
-continual desire of her life is that I--I should marry."
-
-The Rev. Alan stammered a little at the end. Miss Bayley perceptibly
-started. That was the continual desire of her life too. She wondered
-if it was going to be gratified at last.
-
-"That you should marry? Oh, Mr Macleod!"
-
-"I need not tell you that, in such a matter, her desire would not
-weigh with me in the least. The true priest is celibate."
-
-Miss Bayley's heart fluttered--she did not go with him so far as that.
-
-"But--if she were to disinherit you?"
-
-"Do you know me so little as that? Nothing would please me better than
-that she should."
-
-He clasped his hands in a kind of ecstasy. The lady, whose father was
-the parish doctor, and who knew what it was to have to dress on
-nothing a year, was almost tempted to think that the curate was a
-fool. But as she could scarcely express the thought aloud, she was
-wise enough to hold her peace. The gentleman went on rather awkwardly.
-The travelling was getting difficult, in fact.
-
-"To--eh--such lengths has--eh--she--she--allowed her desire
-to--eh--carry her, that--eh--it--it has resulted in--eh--involving me
-in--eh--complications of an excessively disagreeable kind."
-
-Miss Bayley's imagination realised the worst at once.
-
-"Are you engaged?" she cried.
-
-"She--she says I am."
-
-"She says you are!" The lady was on the verge of tears--the blow was
-sudden. "Mr Macleod, I have something which I have to do upstairs."
-
-She felt that if she stayed in the room she might disgrace herself by
-crying before his face. The Rev. Alan was dismayed at the idea of her
-leaving him.
-
-"Miss Bayley, I do entreat you not to go. You do not understand me in
-the least. _I_ do not say I am engaged; quite--quite the other way."
-
-"Oh, Mr Macleod!"
-
-The affair might have its comic side for a looker-on, but it was
-tragic enough for her. If she did not get this man, whom could she
-get? At Swaffham-on-Sea eligible bachelors were as rare as snow in
-summer. Besides--women attach themselves to poodle dogs!--she really
-liked the man.
-
-The curate continued:
-
-"The--the circumstances really are, I think, the most extraordinary I
-ever heard of. I should be almost induced to believe that it had all
-happened in a dream were it not for a letter that I have in my
-pocket."
-
-"From whom is the letter?"
-
-"From--from Miss Vesey."
-
-"Is that the lady you are engaged to?"
-
-"En--engaged to? I hadn't made her acquaintance ten minutes before she
-said I had proposed to her."
-
-"She would not have said so unless you had."
-
-"Miss Bayley, do you not know me better than that? Nothing was further
-from my mind! The proposal came from her."
-
-"I have heard of women proposing to men! And I suppose you accepted
-her?" She was strongly tempted to add, "You are imbecile enough for
-anything!" But even in that hour of her trial she refrained.
-
-"I can only assure you that I had no such intention in any words. I
-may have used words which came from me unawares, owing to the state of
-confusion I was in on receiving such a proposition from a total
-stranger."
-
-Miss Bayley turned away. She thought she saw exactly how it was.
-
-"I can only offer you my congratulations. I do not know why you enter
-into all these details. When is the marriage to be?"
-
-"Marriage!"
-
-"Yes, marriage! I hope you will send me a piece of cake! Oh, Mr
-Macleod, I never thought you would behave to me like this!"
-
-Miss Bayley fairly succumbed. She buried her face in her hands and ran
-crying from the room. Mr Macleod, left behind, was thunderstruck. He
-realised what any man, with even a little knowledge of the world,
-would have seen from the first.
-
-"She loves me! What have I done?" He sank in a chair and he too buried
-his face in his hands. Presently he rose again. "Poor, pure soul! She
-is the best woman in the world!" He twisted his hands together with a
-nervousness which was peculiarly his. "I have done wrong in the sight
-of God and man!"
-
-How he got out of the house he never knew; but he did get out, and
-through the front door too. He set off walking towards the rectory,
-where in the absence of the rector, he lived rent free. He had not
-gone twenty yards from the house when a gloved hand slapped him
-smartly on the shoulder.
-
-"Alan!"
-
-He turned. There was Miss Vesey and her father. He could hardly
-believe that it was, but it was. The lady was brilliantly attired,
-perhaps as a set-off to her father. That worthy gentleman resembled
-nothing so much as what, in former days, they would have called a
-broken-down hedge parson. He was evidently meant for a clergyman,
-sartorially. That is, the conception was clear enough, it was the
-result which was unsatisfactory.
-
-"Your hand, my son!"
-
-He held out his hand after the manner of the fathers in old comedy.
-But unfortunately he did not wait for the curate to give him his hand,
-he seized it, and shook it up and down--pump-handle fashion. And while
-the father was engaged in this edifying performance, the daughter
-flung her arms about the curate's neck.
-
-"My beloved!" she cried.
-
-If there was any there to behold, they beheld what they had never seen
-before--the curate embraced as a curate never had been embraced in
-public, at Swaffham-on-Sea.
-
-"Let me go!" he stammered.
-
-And in due time the lady let him go. Under the circumstances he kept
-his presence of mind very well--for him.
-
-"You--you'll find the rectory about a quarter of a mile in front of
-you, just round the bend in the road. If--if you'll excuse me, I have
-a most important visit I must make."
-
-Miss Vesey's father slapped him heartily--too heartily!--upon the
-back, again after the fashion of the comedy fathers.
-
-"Don't put yourself out for us, my boy! Don't neglect your duties, as
-is too often the case with the young. Tell us where the bottles are,
-and we'll make ourselves snug till you come in."
-
-The curate did not tell them where the bottles were; in fact, there
-was only a solitary bottle of cod-liver oil in the house, and probably
-the speaker's thoughts did not incline that way; but they went on to
-the rectory alone. Miss Vesey waved her parasol, and kissed her glove
-to him so long as she was in sight. He stood watching them till they
-were round the bend in the road, then he re-entered the doctor's
-house.
-
-This time he passed through the back door, straight into the kitchen.
-"Lauk, sir!" cried the maid-of-all-work; "who'd a thought of seeing
-you?"
-
-The Rev. Alan addressed her in a fever of excitement.
-
-"Tell Miss Ellen I must speak to her at once."
-
-He went into the parlour, and the maid-of-all-work went upstairs.
-Presently she returned with a message.
-
-"If you please, sir, Miss Ellen's compliments, and she's got a
-headache."
-
-Mr Macleod was pacing up and down the room, very much in the manner of
-the carnivora about feeding time at the Zoo.
-
-"A headache!"
-
-He took his note-book from his pocket. Tearing out a page he scribbled
-on it these two or three strongly-worded lines.
-
-
-"I entreat you to see me, if you ever called yourself my friend. It is
-a matter of life or death; almost, I would venture to say, of heaven
-or hell.--A. M."
-
-
-The maid-of-all-work bore these winged words above. The result was
-presently visible in the form of the lady herself. She entered with
-the air of a martyr, conscious of her crown.
-
-"You are my priest. I have come."
-
-"It is not as a priest I have summoned you, Ellen, but as a friend."
-
-The use of the Christian name was perhaps unintentional, but the lady
-marked her sense of the familiarity at once.
-
-"Sir!"
-
-Her lip curled, possibly with scorn. His answer was sufficiently
-startling. "Ellen, I entreat you to be my wife."
-
-"Your wife, Mr Macleod! Are you mad?"
-
-"I am--nearly! I shall be quite if you don't accede to my request at
-once."
-
-"I think you are mad now. How dare you insult me! when from my bedroom
-window I just saw you kissing that creature in the street."
-
-"I kissed her!--She kissed me."
-
-"It's the same thing."
-
-"It's not!" Which was true enough--it was a different thing entirely.
-"Ellen, can you not see that I was never more in earnest in my life.
-If you do not marry me, something tells me that that woman will, and
-for all I know that wretched parent of hers may be the occupant of a
-dissenting pulpit; he looks disreputable enough for anything. What
-with her and her father, and my aunt, I am as a reed in their hands. I
-do entreat you--be my wife."
-
-The offer was not put in the most flattering form. Still, it was an
-offer.
-
-"If you really want me--" began Miss Bayley.
-
-"Want you! I want nothing so much in all the world."
-
-"And if you think I can be of use to you in the parish--"
-
-"Parish! it's not the parish I'm thinking of, it's--it's that wretched
-woman."
-
-Miss Bayley did not like this way of putting it at all.
-
-"I will consider what you say, Mr Macleod, and will let you have an
-answer--say in a month."
-
-"In a month!" the curate was aghast. "I want your answer now. Ellen, I
-do entreat you, if you do not wish to see me disgraced in the face of
-all the world, promise to be my wife."
-
-"But, Mr Macleod, you do not even pretend to care for me."
-
-"Care for you! I care for you more than I ever cared for any woman
-yet."
-
-"Then in that case"--the lady was a little coy--"it shall be just as
-you will."
-
-At this point the ordinary lover would have taken her in his arms, and
-here would follow a number of crosses denoting what we have seen
-termed "osculatory concussions." But the Rev. Alan was not an ordinary
-lover at all. He continued his frenzied pacing round the room.
-
-"It is not enough to promise to be my wife, you must be my wife."
-
-"Mr Macleod, what do you mean?"
-
-"Miss Bayley--Ellen--those two persons are at the rectory, awaiting my
-arrival at this moment. She is a disreputable woman, he is a ruffianly
-man. They are quite capable of coercing me into some dreadful
-entanglement from which I may find it impossible to release myself. My
-only hope lies in an immediate marriage."
-
-"I do not understand you in the least."
-
-"Then let me endeavour to make myself quite plain. I will not return
-to the rectory; you will put on your hat and jacket and come up at
-once with me to town. I will get a special licence. And we will be
-married before anyone has an inkling of what it is that we intend."
-
-"Mr Macleod, is it an elopement you propose?"
-
-"Ellen, it is."
-
-The little man was shaking like a leaf.
-
-"I never heard of such a thing in my life."
-
-"Nor did I dream that I should make such a proposition to a living
-woman--but needs must when the devil drives."
-
-The lady began to cry.
-
-"Alan, I must say you have not a flattering way of putting things."
-
-"What avails flattery at such a moment as this. For Heaven's sake,
-don't cry. I have heard you say yourself that you don't believe in
-long engagements."
-
-"Yes--but when one has not been engaged five minutes!"
-
-"What matters five minutes or five years, when one has once resolved?
-It seems to me that when there is nothing to gain by waiting--but
-everything to lose--the sooner one marries the better."
-
-There was something in this; she told herself that he was not such a
-nincompoop after all when he was driven to bay--poor, dear little man!
-Amidst her tears she thought of other things. A regular marriage would
-involve a trousseau. She was quite sure that she should get no money
-out of her father for that--for the best of reasons, he had none to
-give. And then she knew her curate. She thought it quite possible that
-if that other woman--the brazen hussy!--did once get him in her hands,
-he might at any rate be lost to her. Better a good deal than to run
-the risk of such an end to all her hopes as that!
-
-The end of it was that the Rev. Alan Macleod and Miss Bayley went up
-together by the next train which left the neighbouring station--eight
-miles off--for town.
-
-
- CHAPTER IV.--HIS AUNT EXPLAINS
-
-Shortly after his marriage Alan Macleod received the following curious
-letter from his aunt,--
-
-
-"NEPHEW ALAN,--Don't talk fiddlesticks about giving up the Church
-because you're married, though _I_ never could understand why you ever
-became a parson, unless it was because your father was the devil's
-own.
-
-"I meant all along that you should marry the doctor's daughter. Of
-course, as a Macleod of Pittenquhair, you might have had the best in
-the land, but then--what a Macleod you are! Have you ever heard of the
-Irishman's pig? They pull him by the tail when they want him to follow
-his snout. That is what I have done with you. I heard all about the
-girl and about your philanderings together, and how you thought it was
-the Church she worshipped, when the curate was the object of her
-adoration. Don't you ever believe about single young women worshipping
-the Church when there's a bachelor inside it! I heard she was a decent
-body, so I said that, sooner than leave you, the last of the Macleods
-of Pittenquhair, a barren stock, the girl should have you.
-
-"The thing was how--with you and your 'celibate-priest' stuff and
-nonsense. But Providence helps those who help themselves--so 'Miss
-Vesey' tumbled from the skies.
-
-"I saw her first at a thought-reading _séance_. She did some very
-funny things, and she plays the piano like an angel. She certainly had
-a gift that way, for, with the aid of her music, she played all sorts
-of tricks on the fools who were there. I thought to myself, what
-tricks she might play on you if you came within her range! Then, all
-of a sudden, the whole thing was hatched in my brain. I made her
-acquaintance. I took her home to supper. Afterwards, inspired by the
-largest quantity of champagne I ever saw a woman drink, she told me
-all about herself. She was the most candid young woman I ever met.
-
-"She was married--to an unfrocked parson. But, according to her own
-account, she was more than his match. A perfect limb! And as clever as
-she was wicked--one of those wicked women who are born, not made, for
-she was not yet twenty-one. I told her all about you. I said that if,
-through her, you married the doctor's daughter at Swaffham-on-Sea, she
-should have five hundred pounds upon your wedding-day. She came into
-the scheme at once. So we arranged it all together.
-
-"Among other things, her husband was one of those scamps who pose, in
-the advertisement sheets, as distressed clergymen whose large families
-depend for sustenance on their being able to dispose of some article
-or other at one-third of its cost price. Just then his line was
-apostle spoons--which he bought for five shillings and sold for
-twenty. I was to summon you up to town. I was to bully you about your
-marriage. And then, when I had thoroughly upset you--which, I
-explained to her, it was the easiest thing in the world to do--I was
-to call your attention to his advertisement of the apostle spoons. I
-was to march you off then and there to buy them. When I had got you
-into her house I was to leave the rest to her.
-
-"She was to pose as her husband's daughter, which she was young enough
-to be--in years, at any rate. She said that if I brought you to her in
-a state of agitation and confusion bordering on imbecility--which I
-undertook to do--and if you were the sort of man I had described to
-her, within half an hour she would induce you to use language which
-might be construed into an offer of marriage. Then, with her husband's
-aid, she would so drive you to distraction as to send you flying into
-Miss Bayley's arms as into a harbour of refuge.
-
-"I need not describe to you how she succeeded--though we had neither
-of us bargained that you would be _quite_ the fool you were. When I
-heard of your eloping with the doctor's daughter the instant 'Miss
-Vesey' put in an appearance on the scene, I owned that I had at last
-attained to one article of faith--an implicit belief in the infinite
-capacity for folly to be found in the human animal in trousers.
-
-"It is unnecessary, under these circumstances, to say that I
-congratulate you upon your marriage. I hope that your wife will be a
-sensible woman, and present you, without loss of time, with a son--or,
-better still, with half a dozen, so that I may have an opportunity of
-finding at least _one_ among them who shall not be _quite_ such a fool
-as his father.--Your affectionate aunt,
-
- "JANET MACLEOD (of Pittenquhair)."
-
-
-When Miss Macleod's nephew had finished reading this letter, he wiped
-the perspiration from his brow. Then he wiped his glasses. Then he sat
-thinking, not too pleasantly. Such a letter was a bitter pill to
-swallow. Then, not desirous that his aunt's epistle should be read by
-his wife, he tore it into strips, and burned them one by one. He told
-himself that he would never forgive his aunt--never! and that,
-willingly, he would never look upon her face again.
-
-But to so resolve was only to add another to his list of follies.
-Within twenty-four hours of his marriage--fortunately for him--his
-wife had proved that the grey mare was once more the better horse. Now
-she had got her man, at last, the strong vein of common sense that was
-in her came to the front. When Miss Macleod came to see her, she
-received her with open arms; and, as a matter of course, where she led
-her husband followed.
-
-To one thing Alan had been constant--to the doctrine of the "celibate
-priest." According to him, a "priest" married was not a "priest" at
-all. Immediately after his marriage, therefore, nobody offering the
-least objection, he quitted the "priesthood." He is now a gentleman of
-leisure. Probably with a view of providing him with some occupation
-his wife bids fair to come up to his aunt's standard of a sensible
-woman, and to present him with half a dozen sons.
-
-There is, therefore, no fear of the Macleods of Pittenquhair
-becoming--like certain volcanoes--extinct, at least in the present
-generation.
-
-
-
-
- XIII
-
- A RUNAWAY WIFE
-
-
- CHAPTER I.--FLIGHT
-
-The quarrel which had begun about nothing, had become a raging storm.
-She faced him with clenched fists and flashing eyes.
-
-"Perhaps you would like me to leave you!--to go, and relieve you of my
-presence! Our marriage has been a mistake. If you like, I will do my
-best so that the mistake may go no further. You have only to say the
-word, and I will go out of this house, never to return to it. Is that
-what you wish?"
-
-He laughed. It was as if he had struck her across the face.
-
-"Consult your own wishes, as you are in the habit of doing, pay no
-regard to mine. I can only say that if you wish to go, you are at
-perfect liberty to do so--I shall be content."
-
-"Do you mean that?"
-
-"Unlike you, I am in the habit of meaning what I say."
-
-She drew a deep breath, as if she were choking.
-
-"Then you wish me to go? To leave your house?"
-
-"Don't I tell you to have regard only to your own desires--as it is
-your usual custom? But if you will have it, I tell you quite frankly
-that if you propose to continue to play the _rôle_ of termagant, I
-would much rather you did it in some other house than this. If I can
-have nothing else in my home, I should like to have peace."
-
-"Then you shall have it."
-
-"Thank you. Will you be so good as to let me have it at your earliest
-convenience?"
-
-He turned to leave the room. She stopped him.
-
-"Understand, Frank, that if you don't withdraw what you have said
-before you leave the room, I shall take your words literally, and act
-upon them to the letter."
-
-"I understand that perfectly."
-
-"I shall go."
-
-"Then go! I do beg, my dear wife, that you won't stand upon the order
-of your going. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, so that it's just the time
-for a little excursion. I hope you'll have a happy Christmas."
-
-"I hope that your Christmas will be happier than mine is likely to
-be."
-
-"That is very good of you, I'm sure." He flared into sudden passion.
-"How fond you are of striking an attitude--your life is one continued
-pose. Do you suppose that I think you will go? Do you imagine that I
-don't know you better. You'll talk, talk, talk! and you'll pose, pose,
-pose! but you're as likely to go as I should be likely to fetch you
-back if you did go--unluckily for me!"
-
-He was gone, laughing as he went. His laughter was the final straw.
-That was what he thought of her! He set her down as simply a humbug; a
-windbag; a spouter of big words, which were all sound and had no
-meaning. She might threaten to go; he knew that her threats were but
-phrases. And he had laughed at her! Very good, he should see! He
-should learn if she was a person to be laughed at! She might have
-forgiven him much--everything--but his contempt. He would discover,
-quickly, if she was a doll, a puppet, an automaton, who could be made
-to gabble anything by pulling a string.
-
-She did not stop to think--being dimly conscious that if she did she
-might be impelled to listen to the whisperings of common sense; but,
-while her rage was still hot within her, she tore upstairs; put on
-something--she scarcely knew what; rushed to the station, and within a
-quarter of an hour was seated in a train which was flying along the
-rails to London. Then, when it was too late, and the thing was done,
-past undoing, she began to consider what the situation really was.
-
-She had the compartment to herself. On the seat in front of her was
-the copy of the Christmas number of an illustrated paper, which some
-passenger had left behind. It lay open at a page which caught her eye.
-She took it up. There were two full-page pictures, one was entitled
-"The First Christmas." A young husband clasped a young wife to his
-breast, while they regarded each other with looks of love. The second
-was called "The Last Christmas." The husband, grown old, was seated in
-an arm-chair, with bent back, and bowed head. The wife, her hair as
-white as snow, knelt on the floor beside him, her arms about his neck.
-They were as happy in each other's embrace as in the days of long ago,
-and their love was just as young. Edith's eyes filled with tears. That
-was how she had meant it should be with Frank and herself; their love
-should continue, showing no signs of the wear and tear of age, to the
-end. But--
-
-What was she doing? Running away from the best husband in the world,
-and the home of which she was so proud. Was she mad? or was she
-dreaming? She started to her feet in a sudden burst of comprehension.
-That instant her passion was gone; her vision was clear; she saw. And,
-from what she saw, she put up her hands to veil her eyes. To-morrow
-was Christmas Eve. Her mother and sister were coming, and some of
-Frank's relations'. There was to be a family gathering, to spend the
-first Christmas in the home of the newly-married couple. How she had
-looked forward to it, and prepared, and made all sorts of plans. But
-there were still many things to do, various arrangements to complete.
-There was not a minute to spare, she would be fully occupied up to the
-very moment of her guests' arrival. Instead of being busied with the
-multitudinous details which awaited her attention she was tearing up
-to town. Why? With what purpose in view? On what errand? She alone
-could tell; and she had not the remotest idea.
-
-She looked out of the window, wondering whereabouts she was. She would
-get out at the first station at which they stopped; if fortune
-favoured her, she might catch a train back at once; she would return
-before her flight had been discovered. How the train must have
-flown--it was Brentwood they were passing! Why did it fly through the
-station? She realised, with a shock, that it was the express which she
-had caught. That it did not stop till it reached town. What was she to
-do? She endeavoured to collect her thoughts! The train reached
-Liverpool Street about six. There was not another back till nine. What
-was she to do during the intervening three hours--at night, in London,
-all alone? Discovery was inevitable. She would have to make what
-explanation she could. She remembered Frank's words--that if she went
-he would not want her back again. Was it possible that he had meant
-what he had said? The horror of the thought.
-
-Something else occurred to her. She opened her purse to look for her
-ticket. It was there right enough--first, single, to Liverpool Street.
-Why had she taken single? She recalled, with a flush of shame, how,
-even at the booking-office window, she had told herself that the mere
-fact of her requiring a single ticket to London was sufficient
-proclamation to the world of what it was she meant to do. She must
-have been insane indeed! Well, the only thing that remained for her
-was to stultify herself as soon as she reached town, and to get
-another single ticket to take her back again.
-
-All at once a horrible fear assailed her. She shuddered as with cold.
-She looked at her purse. Then sank back again against the cushions, a
-picture of dismay. All the colour had gone from her cheeks, her hands
-trembled. Was it possible that she had been so mad as that? Such an
-utter fool? It was incredible. Ridiculous though her conduct had been,
-she could not have behaved with quite such blind insanity.
-
-It was some seconds before she regained sufficient self-control to
-enable her to submit her purse to a fresh examination. This time she
-went through it slowly, and with method. Only to discover that her
-worst fears were realised. It contained one of her visiting
-cards--"Mrs Frank Bankes, The Chestnuts, Tuesdays, 4 to 6." Would she
-ever be there again on Tuesdays to receive her guests? The bill for
-the Christmas present which she had bought for Frank; when he had
-discovered her absence would he find that present? Would he dream of
-how she had schemed and schemed to buy for him the very thing which
-she believed he wanted? Would he realise with what a halo of love she
-had meant to enshrine it?
-
-"Oh, Frank, how I love you! If only you knew."
-
-But apparently he was not likely to know for some considerable time to
-come, for, besides the visiting-card and the bill, the entire contents
-of her purse consisted of two postage stamps and a threepenny bit. Her
-ticket cost nine shillings and ninepence. She remembered tendering
-half a sovereign to the booking-clerk and receiving threepence change;
-and now it seemed that that half sovereign had been all the money she
-had brought away with her. How was she to return; to purchase even a
-third-class ticket to take her back again; to send a telegram advising
-her husband of the plight she was in, with threepence for her all?
-
-
- CHAPTER II.--THE WOMAN WHO MET HER
-
-As she remained in a state of semi-stupefaction, mistily wondering
-what sort of nightmare Christmas this was going to be for her--for
-whom all the world had been full of the promise of good things only an
-hour or two ago!--the train rumbled into Liverpool Street. As she sat
-endeavouring to collect her thoughts, so as to decide upon some course
-of action, the carriage door was opened, and a woman looked in.
-
-"From Chelmsford?"
-
-Perceiving that the question was addressed to her, Mrs Bankes, still
-half-dazed, looked up, and answered,--
-
-"No, from Colchester."
-
-"That's right! Be quick, the train's late,--I've been waiting for
-you."
-
-"For me?"
-
-"Yes, for you. I've had instructions to meet you by this train."
-
-Edith rose from her seat, instantly conscious that a sense of relief
-was being born within her.
-
-"You've had--instructions? When?"
-
-"Not half an hour ago. It wasn't certain that you were coming by this
-train, but in case you did I was to meet you and see you safe."
-
-The sensation of relief was almost more than she could bear. How good
-he was! Frank had accurately gauged the extent of her folly, and had
-taken instant steps to guard her from the consequences of her own
-misconduct. How little was she deserving of such a husband? With a
-blinding mist before her eyes she got out on to the platform.
-
-"Come," said the woman. "I've a cab waiting."
-
-"A cab--shall we want a cab?"
-
-"Of course we shall,--trust me for knowing what we want. You had
-better move yourself, there may be someone else here to meet you, and
-someone may see you whose recognition you had rather be without."
-
-What did the woman mean? There was something in her tone which was not
-altogether agreeable. Could tidings of her escapade have already
-leaked out, and did she go in fear of the condemnatory glances of
-censorious friends? In a state of nervous doubt she pressed after the
-woman through the crowd. They reached a four-wheeler. Opening the door
-her companion let her enter first. When they had started she put a
-question on the subject which was preying on her mind, a little
-stammeringly.
-
-"Does--anyone know of what I've done?"
-
-Her companion's tone, as she replied, was dry--even grim.
-
-"Just one or two. More than you perhaps imagine, or would quite care
-for if you knew. If you don't keep your eyes wide open this'll be the
-worst Christmas ever you spent in all your life."
-
-Edith began to suspect that this might turn out to be only too true.
-Her heart sank lower. Amidst the noise made by the cab her voice was
-scarcely audible.
-
-"Is he--so very--angry?'
-
-"That's a pretty question to ask! You've made a mess of it--about as
-bad a mess as you could make, and then you wonder if folks are angry.
-I don't know much about it, I'm not told everything, and I don't want
-to be told, sometimes the less I know the better I'm pleased; but from
-what I have heard, I should say anger wasn't the word for it; and that
-you're in for about as bad a time as ever you had in all your days!"
-
-Edith did not like her companion's manner,--she liked it less and
-less. Her voice was not that of an educated woman; her bearing, from
-one in her station, was unpleasantly familiar--at times, almost
-threatening. Mrs Bankes wondered why her husband had chosen such an
-agent, and how he had chanced on her.
-
-"Where are you taking me?" she asked.
-
-"Never mind where I'm taking you. Do as I do, and don't want to know
-more than you can help. As I've said, sometimes the less you know the
-more comfortable you feel."
-
-"But I insist on knowing where you are taking me. I don't want to go
-too far away from the station; I wish to go back by the nine o'clock
-train."
-
-"The devil you do!" The woman actually swore. Edith shuddered. What a
-dreadful creature she seemed. How could Frank have selected such a
-being to be her companion even for a fleeting hour. "Then you can take
-my word for it that you'll go back by no nine o'clock train--not
-much."
-
-"Then by what train shall I return?"
-
-"How should I know? Return! I shouldn't have thought that you'd have
-been anxious to return after what you've done. I should have thought
-that it would have been a little bit too warm for you down there."
-
-What was the woman insinuating? Why did she use such exaggerated
-language? It could hardly have been warranted by any instructions
-which she had received from Frank.
-
-"I think that you hardly understand the situation?"
-
-The stranger cut her short.
-
-"You're right there--I don't, and I don't want to. If you take my
-advice, so far as I'm concerned, you'll keep your mouth shut tight.
-Say what you've got to say to someone else, you'll soon have plenty to
-say it to, who'll want to hear all, and perhaps a bit besides. All
-I've to do is to see you safe; after I've done that, I don't want to
-see no more of you."
-
-Edith was silent. She was beginning to be conscious of a feeling of
-vague distrust; to wonder if, in entering a cab with this woman, she
-had not made the biggest of all her mistakes. As she began to think,
-she perceived the improbability, to say the least, of Frank's having
-communicated with anyone in town. Proposing to take a holiday till
-after Christmas, he had intended remaining at the office that evening
-unusually late. It was extremely unlikely that he would have returned
-home until after seven; before then she had reached her journey's end.
-In any case he would hardly have had time to telegraph instructions
-for her to be met, even if he had suspected her destination. In any
-case, who was this woman? What were the instructions which she claimed
-to have received, that she should refuse to vouchsafe any information
-as to where she was taking her?
-
-The more Mrs Bankes thought it over the more she was convinced that
-she had been the victim of some extraordinary misunderstanding, and
-the more desirous she became of opening the cab door, and jumping
-straightway out into the street. With some hazy idea of resorting to
-such an extremely desperate measure she leaned over towards the
-window. Immediately her companion gripped her by the shoulder.
-
-"Stop that! What are you up to?"
-
-"I think there's been some mistake."
-
-Mrs Bankes spoke faintly. Her companion's voice was anything but faint
-as she replied.
-
-"Don't you try any of your tricks with me. I shouldn't be surprised if
-there has been a mistake, and it's just to give you a chance of
-explaining how it came about that you're going where you are. My
-instructions are to see you safe, and I'm going to see you safe. I
-carry out my instructions whatever other folks may do; I've got
-something to see you safe with, and if you make any fuss you shall
-have a taste of what's inside--see?"
-
-To Mrs Bankes' petrifaction, a revolver gleamed in the speaker's hand,
-the muzzle of which was pointed towards her head. It was a form of
-argument with which, at the moment, she felt wholly powerless to cope.
-Before she again found courage enough to enable her to speak, the cab
-drove up before a house. Her companion favoured her with a further
-hint or two.
-
-"Here we are; and don't you make a sound or try to speak a word to
-anyone before we get inside, or--"
-
-The sentence was not concluded; but the speaker moved the weapon,
-which she still held in her hand, in a fashion which, so far as Mrs
-Bankes was concerned, rounded it off with more than sufficient point.
-
-
- CHAPTER III.--A HOUSE OF THIEVES
-
-The house in front of which they had stopped seemed empty. At least,
-the hurried, agitated glance which Mrs Bankes cast up and down failed
-to discover any sign of a light at either of the windows. She had not,
-however, much time allowed her for inspection. Her companion, gripping
-her arm with uncomfortable firmness, drew her towards the door, which
-she opened with a key held in her other hand. So soon as it was opened
-she drew Mrs Bankes inside with a force and suddenness which almost
-precipitated that lady headforemost on to the floor. Instantly the
-door was slammed, and Mrs Bankes found herself standing with the
-stranger in pitchy blackness. Nor did the sound of the other's voice
-add to her sense of comfort.
-
-"Now I've done what I was told to do,--I've brought you safe. You'd
-better be on your best behaviour, or you'll quickly find yourself in
-worse trouble than you are already. Come this way." The woman dragged
-her along what seemed to be a passage. "Here's the stairs--up you go."
-
-And up Mrs Bankes went, pushed and pulled up the unseen staircase in a
-way which was more than a little disconcerting. They reached what was
-apparently a landing. The stranger, throwing open a door, disclosed a
-room, immediately in front of them.
-
-"In you go."
-
-And in Mrs Bankes did go, propelled by a well-directed push from the
-rear. When she was in, the door was pulled to behind her. She heard
-the key turned in the lock outside. Retreating footsteps were
-distinctly audible. In a state of bewilderment, which was unlike
-anything she had ever been conscious of before, she glanced about her.
-She found herself in a small room, whose entire furniture consisted of
-a solitary wooden chair--and the back of that was broken. There was
-neither carpet nor table. The dirty, tawdry paper was peeling off the
-walls. The sole illumination proceeded from a candle stuck in a
-broken, battered tin candlestick, which stood upon the greasy
-mantelshelf.
-
-She seated herself on the solitary chair. Her life was ordinarily
-placid and uneventful. So much of the unexpected had been crowded into
-the last few hours that her mental faculties were in a state of
-seemingly inexplicable confusion. This was running away with a
-vengeance! This was indeed playing with dignity the part of outraged
-and indignant wife! This was a pleasant prelude to the Christmas
-season! Where was she? Of what extraordinary misunderstanding was she
-the subject? For whom had she been mistaken? What had the other person
-done? What was the fate which was awaiting her? Or was it not possible
-that there had been no misunderstanding at all; but that her credulity
-had been played upon; that she had been tricked into entering a den of
-criminals, where she was destined to be the victim of some horrible
-outrage?
-
-As she asked herself these and similar questions, to which she sought
-in vain for answers, she became conscious, all at once, of the sound
-of voices. She looked about her, and perceived for the first time that
-the apartment had two doors--the one through which she had entered and
-another immediately facing it. This second door had been covered with
-paper of the same pattern as that which was on the walls; and it was
-this peculiarity, probably, which had caused its existence to hitherto
-escape Mrs Bankes' notice. A moment's attention made plain the fact
-that it was through this door that the sound of voices came. Edith
-hesitated. Eavesdropping was not to her taste; but in circumstances
-such as hers she was surely entitled to take advantage of anything
-which might tend to elucidate the position she was in, or which would
-prepare her for whatever danger threatened. She stood close up to the
-door.
-
-Apparently there was a room beyond. There seemed to be several
-speakers. They were engaged in an animated discussion. She could
-distinguish the tones of at least three voices. Presently distinct
-words and phrases began to reach her ears.
-
-"If I had my way I'd cut the heart clean out of her."
-
-She shuddered. Could the reference be to her? The expression of
-opinion seemingly met with the approbation of its hearers. Another
-voice became audible--coarse, rough, threatening, and yet, unless Mrs
-Bankes erred, its proprietor was feminine. Indeed to her it appeared
-that all the speakers were women.
-
-"That's what I say. Let's make short work of her. No cackle, and no
-beating about the bush. She's done us, we'll do her--and waste no time
-about it either!" A third voice followed. "That's right; then let's
-have her in and get through with it as soon as possible."
-
-The proposition seemed to be approved. Steps were heard approaching
-the door against which the listener stood. A key was turned. The door
-was flung open.
-
-"Now then!--in here! and look sharp about it too!"
-
-The words were addressed to Mrs Bankes as if she had been a dog. She
-shrank back. The command was repeated.
-
-"Do you hear? Out you come! Or have I to fetch you? No nonsense, or
-it'll be the worse for you!"
-
-As best she could, Mrs Bankes drew herself together.
-
-"You are making some mistake," she said, and went into the other room.
-
-She was conscious that her entry created some emotion which was akin
-to surprise. There were four women. They all looked at her with
-something very like astonishment; as if this pretty, graceful girl,
-every inch of her unmistakably a lady, dressed in such perfect taste,
-forming altogether such a pleasant picture for the eye to rest upon,
-was hardly the sort of person they had expected to see. And yet she
-was conscious that their amazement was not by any means of an
-agreeable nature; that it did not tend to make their feeling towards
-her one whit more cordial. On the contrary, in the rapid glances which
-they exchanged one with the other there was a rancorous gleam which
-suggested that a fresh element of personal dislike had been generated
-in their bosoms by the mere sight of her.
-
-Her entrance was followed by an interval of silence, which was broken
-by Edith repeating her former assertions with such show of courage as
-she was capable of.
-
-"There has been some mistake. If you will allow me, I think I can
-explain quite easily how it has happened. It is all owing to my
-foolish hastiness. I am quite willing to admit that the fault has been
-in great part mine."
-
-Her offer to elucidate the situation, or, at any rate, the part which
-she had played in it, made with all humility, was not greeted with any
-show of heartiness. Rather the faces in front of her hardened, as if
-her words added fuel to the fire of their resentment.
-
-"You're a pretty piece, upon my word! You look a fine lady, and no
-error! Anyone would think you were one, to hear you talk. You impudent
-cat, to try to carry it off with us. You shut your mouth, and don't
-you speak unless you're spoken to, or we'll soon shut it for you, and
-don't you make any mistake, my beauty. You forget where you are, and
-what you're here for."
-
-"I assure you--"
-
-"Catch her a clap over the jaw."
-
-In obedience to the request, the woman who had bade her enter the room
-struck her in the mouth, with her clenched fist, with such violence
-that she reeled back, and all but fell to the floor. Her brain seemed
-to reel in harmony with her body. Never before in the whole course of
-her life had she been struck a blow. No action could have revealed to
-her more clearly the sort of company she was in.
-
-Three of the women into whose presence she had been so unceremoniously
-introduced, were seated round a table whose jagged and time-stained
-surface was covered with a cloth. The one who had been the instigating
-cause of what seemed to Edith such an entirely unprovoked assault, was
-a short, thick-set woman of between forty and fifty years of age. She
-was dressed with a cheap flashiness which served to emphasise her
-natural vulgarity. Her cheeks were red; her eyes were small though
-bold; on her upper lip was more than the suggestion of a moustache.
-She looked like the not too respectable wife of some disreputable
-small publican; a likeness which was rendered the more obvious by the
-accident of her having in her hand a glass which was half filled with
-the drink of which, plainly enough, her soul was over-fond. On her
-left was a tall, scraggy woman, of about the same age, clad in rusty
-widow's weeds. She, like her companion, wore a bonnet, but hers was an
-emblem of the deepest woe. Even her hands were cased in black. Anyone
-seeing her casually would have taken her for the widow of some
-struggling tradesman, who, now that she was left alone in the world,
-had taken, as a last resource, to letting lodgings. The expression of
-her face was not an agreeable one; and no judge of character, who had
-once had a good look at it, would willingly have accepted her as a
-landlady. She had high cheek-bones; hollow, sallow cheeks, as though
-her side teeth had departed from their places; a long, pointed nose;
-wide, shapeless mouth, and she kept her thin lips tightly closed. She
-was not the sort of woman into whose sympathetic ears one would have
-been disposed to pour a tale of woe. And it was surprising, when she
-spoke, how disagreeable her voice sounded,--as if her small, mean,
-rasping nature had even got the better of her vocal organs.
-
-But it was on the third person seated at the table that Edith's
-attention was, half unconsciously, chiefly centred. This she
-instinctively felt was the leading spirit present in the room, the one
-in whose hands her fate principally rested. The woman was of so
-distinct and even curious a personality that one wondered by what
-chance she found herself in such a gallery. She was so small as to be
-almost diminutive; but she was both young and pretty. One might wonder
-how much her fair hair, and the bloom on her cheeks, owed to artifice;
-but there could be no doubt as to the well-shaped mouth, the pouting
-lips, the dainty aquiline nose, the big bright eyes, shaded by
-unusually long lashes, and piquant, arched eyebrows. Yet it was in her
-eyes, charming though they were, that one read most clearly the storm
-warnings of her character. There was in them something daring, wild,
-relentless, suggestive of the masculine adventurer, to whom the world
-is an oyster, to be opened by the sharp blade of his keen wits.
-
-She was oddly dressed, with a profusion of chiffons which became her
-small form peculiarly well. So far, Edith had not heard her voice,
-but, as Mrs Bankes reeled before the force of her assailant's blow,
-she broke into a peal of hearty laughter, which, under the
-circumstances, seemed out of place as proceeding from those pretty
-lips.
-
-"Poor thing! She doesn't seem to like it! Give her another; teach her
-how to swallow a tooth or two."
-
-But even the creature who had struck her seemed to shrink from a
-display of such gratuitous brutality.
-
-"There's plenty more where that came from, and I expect she'll have
-'em before I've done with her. But for the present I daresay she'll
-find that that's enough--it'll give her a taste of what's to follow."
-
-Edith, regarding the speaker, realised what a typical virago she was,
-almost masculine in build, big and broad, slovenly in her attire; her
-draggled bonnet was a little on one side of her head, and her black
-serge dress covered with stains. To Mrs Bankes' frightened eyes, the
-lust of combat was written largely over her.
-
-"I've got no time to waste. Let's put the slut through her paces, and
-have done with her. The sooner we're shut of her the better I'll be
-pleased."
-
-It was the woman who resembled a publican's wife who spoke. No one
-said her nay. She spoke to Edith.
-
-"First of all, hand over what you've got."
-
-Edith stared at her bewildered. "Hand over what I've got? I don't
-understand. I've got nothing."
-
-The woman brought down the palm of her hand with a bang upon the
-table.
-
-"No blarney, hand over what you've got, before we take it from you."
-
-"All I have is in there."
-
-The young wife held out her purse with a trembling hand. The virago,
-snatching it from her, subjected its contents to a rude examination.
-
-"Here's a card, a bill, two stamps, and a threepenny bit,--and that's
-all."
-
-"That's all I have--every penny. I give you my word it is."
-
-The four women stared at her, as if the surprise caused by her
-statement had deprived them of their power of speech. It was the
-publican's wife who was the first to find her tongue.
-
-"Of all the beauties I ever heard of!--if you haven't got the cheek of
-fifty! Why, you yourself sent word that you'd got about four hundred
-pounds' worth!"
-
-"I sent word? Four hundred pounds' worth of what?"
-
-The lady became, on a sudden, very angry. "If you try that on with me,
-you two-faced cat, I'll smash your face in with my own hands!"
-
-The little woman poured oil on the troubled waters--in a fashion of
-her own.
-
-"Let's begin calmly, at any rate. Let me deal with this person, we may
-arrive at an understanding quicker that way--she seems to require
-understanding." She addressed herself to Edith, in a manner which that
-lady found sufficiently startling. "We will begin at the beginning.
-That will prevent our leaving anything in obscurity. There seems to be
-a good deal of obscurity about just now. You will remember that when
-you came out of Wandsworth jail--"
-
-Mrs Bankes stared, and well she might.
-
-"When I came out of Wandsworth jail!"
-
-"Yes, when you came out of Wandsworth jail. You seem prepared to deny
-a good many things, but I take it that you can hardly be disposed to
-deny that you did come out of Wandsworth jail."
-
-At that moment Mrs Bankes was prepared to deny nothing. Her tongue was
-parched and dry. It seemed to her that she must be suffering from
-nightmare, and that these things were taking place in some horrible
-dream. The speaker went on, as calmly and quietly as if she were
-treating of the most ordinary subjects in the most commonplace manner;
-yet there was a glitter in her eyes which did not promise well for the
-person she was addressing.
-
-"I say that you will remember that when you came out of Wandsworth
-jail, as you have come out of other jails in the course of your not
-uneventful career, you were introduced, by a certain individual, to
-our society. Our rules and regulations were explained to you; you
-expressed yourself as being satisfied; you subscribed to them; you
-became a member. Not one of us who is here present has had the
-pleasure of meeting you personally before, or I am sure that we should
-have congratulated ourselves on securing so promising a recruit to our
-little circle. I do not flatter you when I assure you that you look a
-really ideal thief, capable of practising your profession to the
-utmost advantage in the best of good society."
-
-Mrs Bankes shivered.
-
-The speaker smiled.
-
-The others only glared.
-
-"When it was proposed to annex the Denyer jewels--"
-
-"The Denyer jewels?"
-
-Mrs Bankes gasped. A sudden gleam of light began to glimmer through
-the mist--a dreadful gleam.
-
-"You seem fond of echoing my words! I say that when it was proposed to
-annex the Denyer jewels, you immediately volunteered to carry the
-business through. Your offer was accepted. You were provided with
-every necessary, and, if one may judge from your appearance, with a
-few luxuries as well; you were sent down to Colchester--all at our
-expense--and a place was found for you in Lady Denyer's household.
-Certain persons were associated with you in the enterprise, and among
-them, Mary Griffiths."
-
-"Mary Griffiths?"
-
-Fresh light was gaining access to the lady's bewildered brain, light
-which was growing more and more lurid.
-
-"You may well start, and look uncomfortable at the mention of Mary
-Griffiths' name, especially when you reflect on the position she is
-now in, owing to your--shall we call it, discreet behaviour? You
-informed us that all was going on well, and yet, on the night on which
-you, yourself, had arranged that the _coup_ should be brought off,
-almost immediately Mary Griffiths gained access to the house she was
-arrested. When we asked you to explain, you were so good as to tell us
-that it was absolutely necessary to allow her to be arrested in order
-to draw suspicion off yourself, and, by way of solace, you added the
-information that you had, at any rate, got hold of four hundred
-pounds' worth of her ladyship's jewels. From all we learnt we could
-not but suppose that you had made a slight mistake, and that by four
-hundred you meant four thousand. Jewels to the value of more than four
-thousand pounds appear to have gone; if you have not got them, then
-who has? The question is rather a nice one, don't you think?"
-
-The speaker paused as if for a reply. None came. Mrs Bankes was
-trembling in every limb. She perceived, even more clearly than those
-in front of her, how close she was standing to the brink of a chasm.
-
-"When we perceived your reluctance to communicate with us, our doubts
-as to your perfect trustworthiness began to amount to something
-stronger than suspicion--particularly when we learnt that, not content
-with betraying Mary Griffiths, you proposed to betray us too; to slip
-away to a quiet little shelter of your own, and there have a good time
-on the proceeds of the property which, whosesoever it was, had been
-procured, so far as you were concerned, very much at our expense. So,
-since it had clearly become a question of diamond cut diamond, we
-contrived a little scheme by means of which we hoped to lure you up to
-town. Our little scheme has succeeded even beyond our expectations.
-You came to town; you came here; and now that we have got you here,
-you may take my word for it that we don't mean to let you go till we
-have had an opportunity of crying quits. First of all, hand over those
-jewels. Not, you understand, four hundred, but four thousand pounds'
-worth."
-
-"But I haven't got them. I assure you--"
-
-"Silence! We don't want any of your assurances, we don't want words
-from you of any sort or kind. I fancy that at talk we should find you
-more than a match for us. I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're
-going to ask you to hand over those jewels, and if you don't hand them
-over at once, to our satisfaction, we're going to strip you. If we
-don't find them concealed in your clothing, as, for my part, I think
-we probably shall do, we're going to find out where they are
-concealed, if we have to kill you to do it. I tell you, frankly, that
-I should have as little compunction in killing you as I should have in
-killing a snake which had tried to bite me. For such as you, plain
-killing is too good. Hand over those jewels."
-
-"I have no jewels! For God's sake, listen to me! There is some
-dreadful mistake."
-
-"That's enough of that. Penfold, strip her. I daresay you can manage
-her single-handed; but if you want assistance, I shall be happy to
-give you mine."
-
-The virago, addressed as Penfold, grinned, not agreeably.
-
-"I sha'n't want assistance, not with the likes of her. I can handle
-her as easy as if she was a baby."
-
-
- CHAPTER IV.--OUT OF THE FRYING-PAN
-
-Penfold proceeded to put her words to the proof. Without any sort of
-warning, she took Edith by the throat, and, advancing her foot,
-tripped her over on to the floor with an ease which was positively
-ludicrous. And, having got her down, choking her with one huge hand,
-while with the other she began to tear her clothes from off her with
-as scant formality as she might have plucked the feathers from a fowl,
-Edith made not the slightest attempt at resistance. Not only was there
-no fight left in her, but she was being throttled. If that iron grasp
-about her slender throat was not soon relaxed, she would, ere long,
-become a runaway wife indeed, and for ever. Before, however, that
-consummation had been achieved, and she was actually and finally
-throttled, a diversion was caused by the unceremonious entrance of
-still another woman, who was holding a paper in her hand. Without any
-sort of prelude she addressed herself to all and sundry.
-
-"Clara Harvey's been too much for us. She's declined to swallow the
-bait we offered her, she saw the hook behind it, as I expected she
-would. She's given us the slip, and apparently got clean away, because
-she's had the impudence to send me this telegram."
-
-The new-comer read aloud from the piece of paper she was holding,
-which was now seen to be a telegraph form.
-
-
-"So sorry cannot accept kind invitation to come to town. Have business
-engagement, which I am now starting to fill. Good-bye, dearest, in
-case I should not see you again for very long time, which fear I
-sha'n't. Say good-bye for me to the other dears. Hope dear Mary won't
-suffer much, but we have all of us to be in trouble in our turn. Best
-love.--CLARA."
-
-
-The reading of this curiously and extravagantly-worded telegram, was
-followed by a chorus of exclamations.
-
-"What nonsense are you talking?" "What are you reading from?" "Who's
-been kidding you?" "Clara's here!"
-
-It was the new-comer's turn to exclaim. "Clara's here? Where?"
-
-"Here!"
-
-Her attention was directed to the figure of Mrs Bankes, who was still
-recumbent on the floor, though fortunately Penfold had somewhat
-softened the vigour of her attentions. The new-comer stared at the
-prostrate lady.
-
-"Clara! That's not Clara!"
-
-"Not Clara? Don't talk rubbish! It's her, right enough!"
-
-"I don't know who that is, and I don't know what you're playing off on
-me, but I do know that's not Clara Harvey. I've known her pretty well
-all my life; if I don't know her, I don't know who does, and I tell
-you that's no more Clara Harvey than I am."
-
-On the faces of the four women were looks of stupefied amazement.
-Penfold shook the recipient of her tender mercies.
-
-"Now then, wake up there, you ain't quite dead. Ain't you, Clara?"
-
-"No!" Mrs Bankes just managed to gasp.
-
-On the table lay her purse, with its contents displayed to the public
-gaze. The new-comer took up the visiting card.
-
-"What's this? Mrs Frank Bankes, The Chestnuts, Tuesdays, 4 to 6."
-
-"I'm Mrs Frank Bankes," murmured the owner of that name.
-
-The new-comer darted forward.
-
-"Not Mrs Frank Bankes, of Colchester? Not the wife of Frank Bankes,
-the solicitor, who's undertaken the prosecution of Mary Griffiths?"
-
-"I'm his wife."
-
-The new-comer evinced all the symptoms of mental disturbance. She
-stared at Edith as if she were a ghost. Then looked at the others with
-eyes in which were both anger and amazement.
-
-"What--what's the meaning of this? What tomfoolery have you been up
-to? How came she here?"
-
-The little woman advanced to the front.
-
-"It is for her to explain, not us. She came here with Ricketts as
-Clara Harvey; she allowed us to believe she was Clara Harvey. You know
-neither of us four has ever seen Clara Harvey; we never supposed,
-therefore, that she could be anyone else!" She spoke to Edith. "Why
-did you pass yourself off as someone else?"
-
-"I didn't. I told you there was a mistake. I wanted to explain but you
-wouldn't let me."
-
-"But you came here with Ricketts?"
-
-"Not of my own free will. I didn't want to come, but she made me. She
-threatened to shoot me if I tried to get out of the cab."
-
-"But how came you to be with Ricketts at all? Do you know her?"
-
-"If you mean by Ricketts the person who brought me here, I never saw
-her before in my life. When she came to me in the railway carriage, I
-thought my husband had sent her to meet me. I was in great distress,
-or I should have been more cautious."
-
-"Look here, Mrs Bankes, what has happened has been your fault, not
-ours. We certainly were not desirous of your presence, so perhaps you
-will just explain by what curious accident you are here."
-
-Mrs Bankes did explain, lamely enough, and with plentiful lack of
-dignity. Her audience listened with all their ears.
-
-"I am Mrs Bankes, of Colchester. This afternoon I quarrelled with my
-husband--I see now that I was altogether in the wrong." If only Frank
-could have heard! "I was beside myself with passion. I said that I
-would run away, and--I ran away. When I got to London someone came to
-me in the train. I thought my husband had sent her to take me back
-again, so--I went with her, but--she brought me here instead--you
-wouldn't listen to me, so--"
-
-She stopped short, something seemed to be choking her. But she had
-said enough to make her meaning pretty plain.
-
-"Ricketts is a fool." They were the first words the lady in widow's
-weeds had uttered. They seemed to meet with general approval.
-
-"Rickett's is not the only fool." The addition was the little woman's.
-This expression of opinion was also adopted. "For all I know, Mrs
-Bankes, you may, on ordinary occasions, be a person remarkable for
-common-sense; but you must forgive my saying that, on this occasion,
-it is not that quality in your conduct which strikes one most. You are
-the wife of a man who is no friend of ours; you have forced yourself
-into our confidence; you have tricked us into treating you with
-alarming frankness; you have engineered yourself into a position in
-which you will be able to do us serious mischief. For us it now
-becomes a question of self-preservation. What are we to do with her?"
-
-"Don't let her go back to her husband."
-
-This suggestion also came from the lady in weeds. An irrepressible
-shudder went all over Mrs Bankes. She would have protested, however
-feebly, against so terrible a proposition, had not her tongue refused
-its office. Never had she supposed it possible that she would have
-been treated with contempt by anyone--and by a gang of thieves!
-
-The five women drew together at one side of the room. They entered
-into agitated discussion, conducted, however, in whispers, so as to be
-inaudible to the anxious lady close at hand. The consultation could
-not have been carried far before the room door was again thrown open,
-and the woman, Ricketts, who had been primarily the cause of all the
-mischief, came rushing in.
-
-"Quick!--the coppers! they're at the door!--the other way."
-
-The woman was a picture of excitement and alarm. As soon as she had
-spoken she turned and fled as rapidly as she had come. Her words fell
-like a bombshell amidst the little group of women. Without an attempt
-at comment they rushed after her, bustling each other in their panic
-flight. Almost before she learned what had happened, and certainly
-before she could guess what was about to happen, Mrs Bankes found
-herself alone. Suddenly there was the sound of violent knocking at the
-street door; a loud crash; heavy footsteps were heard ascending the
-stairs. Three or four men came into the room. One of them, advancing,
-laid his hand upon her shoulder. He turned to a man behind him.
-
-"They've had the office and done a bolt. I daresay they are trying the
-roof; go up and see. Take somebody with you." The man addressed walked
-quickly from the room, two others going with him.
-
-"You are my prisoner."
-
-
- CHAPTER V.--INTO THE FIRE
-
-Mrs Bankes looked up at the speaker with ashen cheeks.
-
-"Your prisoner? What do you mean? Who are you?"
-
-"You know very well who I am, though, since you ask, I don't mind
-telling you that I'm a detective officer of police, named Macarthy,
-which, no doubt, is all quite news to you. How comes it that you
-weren't so nimble on your pins as those friends of yours?"
-
-"Friends of mine?"
-
-"They are friends of yours, I take it. You're a regular happy family,
-aren't you? And a nice little lot you seem to be. You, at anyrate,
-will be separated from them for a time. Hold out your hands."
-
-He did not wait for her to hold out her hands, he held them out for
-her. In an instant handcuffs were girdling her dainty wrists. This did
-seem to be the most terrible catastrophe of all, that she, Edith
-Bankes, should be arrested at Christmas-time, as a common thief, and
-handcuffed!
-
-"You are making a horrible mistake, I am not the person you take me
-for."
-
-"I don't see how you can make that out, since I haven't said who I do
-take you for as yet. Of course you can cheek it out if you like, but
-don't you think it would seem too thin? Do you expect us to believe
-that only ladies of first-class character are to be found in a house
-like this--the foulest den in London?"
-
-"I assure you, officer, that it is only owing to the most
-extraordinary misapprehension."
-
-"Of course--not a doubt of it; it always is like that. Take my advice
-and keep a still tongue--anything you say 'll be used against you.
-Sorry to have to use the bracelets, we don't generally, with a lady,
-but, in a place like this, we take no chances. Jones, take her off,
-and let Wright go with you. I'm going over this place, and then I'll
-come straight on."
-
-"But I implore you to listen to me. I am Mrs Bankes--"
-
-"Very pleased to meet you, Mrs Bankes; hope to see you again a little
-later on. Now off you go; don't be silly. You don't want us to carry
-you, I suppose--it might spoil your pretty clothes!"
-
-He gave her what was meant as a good-natured push; but to her,
-unaccustomed to come into physical contact with policemen, it was as
-if the heavens were falling. A younger man took her by the arm.
-
-"Now then. Downstairs!"
-
-She went downstairs, the officer gripping her firmly. The house seemed
-full of men. In the street were half a dozen more. Her companion
-called one of them to her. Presently she found herself walking between
-two constables, each having hold of an arm, handcuffed, to the station
-house. And even then she was unable to adequately realise the
-situation. It did seem incredible that she, a woman of position, the
-wife of a man of reputation, could be hauled off to jail without even
-knowing with what crime she was charged. She made still another effort
-to induce her captors to hear reason.
-
-"I do assure you that you are making a dreadful mistake. I am Mrs
-Bankes--"
-
-Sergeant Jones interrupted her.
-
-"All right, you've said that before. We've been ordered to take you to
-the station, and if you're a duchess it makes no difference to us,
-we're going to take you. You can explain all about it when you're
-there."
-
-What was the use of attempting to argue with such impossible
-creatures? Fate was hard on her. Her heart was sinking down into her
-shoes. Was she actually to spend a night in a police cell, after
-undergoing goodness only knew what indignities? What an inauguration
-of the Christmas season? What would be her husband's feelings? What
-would her relations think? What would her acquaintances say? What a
-tale to be told against her throughout the whole remainder of her
-life! The horror of it all!
-
-As they passed out of the narrow street in which stood that house of
-ill omen, just as they had turned the corner, six or seven figures
-appeared out of the darkness, and without uttering a sound, or word of
-warning, precipitated themselves upon the advancing trio. Before Mrs
-Bankes had an inkling of their purpose she found herself being torn
-from the clutches of her captors, each of whom, with what seemed to be
-a cloth thrown over his head, was being dragged backward on to the
-ground. In what appeared little more than an instant she was freed at
-the expense of her arms being torn nearly out of their sockets, and
-was being hurried along the pavement under the guidance of a tall
-individual in a long dark overcoat, who continually urged her, by word
-and action, to use her utmost speed.
-
-"Who are you? Where are you taking me?" she managed to articulate. Her
-conductor's reply was not entirely satisfactory.
-
-"Move yourself. It's all right, coast's clear, only don't stop
-talking. I've got a cab round the corner, this way."
-
-He whirled her round into an alley which she would hardly have noticed
-if it had not been for him. In the dim light a hansom stood waiting.
-He lifted her in without a with-your-leave or by-your-leave, sprang in
-after her, and in a moment the horse, urged by its driver, tore off at
-the top of its speed. So soon as they had started the man at her side
-broke into a peal of laughter, which, despite its heartiness, had
-about it a peculiar quality of silence, beginning at the same time to
-talk with surprising volubility.
-
-"Neat, wasn't it? Did you ever see anything neater? I fancy I scored
-off those infernal coppers that time, what do you think? I heard you
-were going to be raided, in fact I saw them starting, so I whipped up
-a few trusty pals, boys who wouldn't stick at a trifle, and I've got
-you away from them at any rate; it'll be your own fault, my dear, if,
-after this, you're buckled again. I should like to see Macarthy's face
-when he hears what's happened to those chaps of his. Aren't you very
-much obliged to me?"
-
-Edith was not by any means certain. She ventured on an inquiry.
-
-"Who are you?"
-
-"I'm Captain Jim."
-
-"Captain Jim?"
-
-"Yes, you must be a raw hand if you've never heard of Captain Jim.
-Why, it's only a week or two since I came out from doing my last five
-years, and I've made things move since I've been out, I tell you. A
-word to the wise--I've got the biggest thing in my eye ever you heard
-of. Some of that lot in your gang have got grit, that I do know, and
-if you're the sort of girl I take you for, you're just the one I
-want--we'll bring it off between us, just me and you together. What do
-you say to that?"
-
-"Thank you, but I--I'm afraid you've made a mistake--"
-
-"Oh, blow your mistakes, I don't believe it! You wouldn't have been
-where you were if you hadn't got the right stuff in you. Let me take
-those darbies off, they can't feel comfortable on those nice little
-wrists of yours; darn their eyes for putting them on you."
-
-The handcuffs did gall her. She offered no objection to his removing
-them with the aid of a key which he took from his pocket. When they
-were off he tossed them up into the air, catching them as they came
-down.
-
-"You beauties! you've buckled many a good man; wouldn't I like to
-buckle a copper with you for a change? I'd make him look funny!"
-
-The cab had been dashing along without any diminution of speed. It
-turned round still another corner. Captain Jim looked out. "Keep your
-eyes skinned. My place is along here. Bill--that's the cabman, he's a
-pal of mine--don't want to stop any longer than he can help, for fear
-of being spotted,--you never know who's looking; so when I give the
-word jump out like lightning."
-
-"But I want to explain to you--"
-
-"Stow your explanations till we get inside. Then you and me'll have a
-good old palaver. Now then."
-
-The cab drew up. Somehow, she herself scarcely knew how, Edith found
-herself standing on the pavement with Captain Jim. Almost before she
-felt the ground beneath her feet the cab was off.
-
-"Pretty smart that. Bill can move when he wants to, trust him to get
-the right sort of cattle. Now then, here we are at home." He turned
-towards the house behind them. She made a further attempt at
-expostulation--but she was too far gone to do so with effect.
-
-"It's all a mistake, I want to tell you it's all a mistake."
-
-"Tell me all about it when we get inside. You're not up to the mark, I
-can see. A pick-me-up will put you to rights."
-
-He had been opening the door with a latchkey while he had been
-speaking. He hustled her through it, in spite of her feeble effort at
-resistance, leading the way into an apartment which appeared to be
-used as a sitting-room. The man looked round with an air of pride.
-
-"Not a bad kind of crib, is it? And I have got a bedroom what is
-better than this,--you trust me to get the proper sort of place.
-There's some as would give a hundred pounds, and more, to find me in
-here--but they've got to find someone who'll give them the office. I
-don't think you will, what do you think? By George, you're a ripper!
-You look like glass, you do, I'd no idea you were such a beauty. Why,
-you'd look well in any company, I know what I'm talking about, I do.
-You mark my words! I'm going in for a clean hundred thousand pounds,
-and I'm going to touch it too, and you're the very sort I want to come
-in with me. We'll go shares, fifty thousand pounds a-piece! What do
-you say to that? You wait a minute, and I'll tell you all about it, I
-want to say a word to my old landlady."
-
-He left the room. She was afraid that he would lock the door behind
-him, but he was evidently too wholly unsuspicious of the true state of
-the case to think of doing anything of the kind. In a moment her
-resolution was formed, with such strength as was left to her. She
-waited till she heard that his footsteps had receded along the
-passage. Then she too stole from the room. She crept along the passage
-with as little noise as possible. She reached the front door. The hall
-was in darkness; she fumbled with the latch, the sound reaching the
-keen ears of Captain Jim.
-
-"What's that? Who's there?"
-
-She found the handle; the door was open. Captain Jim came running
-along the passage. But with all his haste, he was too late. She was
-through the door, half a dozen paces away. The street was a mean one,
-dark and deserted. But, some hundred yards off, there was the gleam of
-lights, the roar of traffic, and evidently close at hand was some
-big thoroughfare. If she could only reach it she might be safe.
-Despair--the consciousness that it was now or never--lent her wings.
-She ran as she had never run before. Yet the man behind her ran faster
-still. She knew he gained. Another effort--still she might be at the
-corner first. As she reached it, he caught her by the shoulder. His
-voice was hoarse with rage.
-
-"What the devil does this mean? What little game do you think you're
-up to?"
-
-"Help! Help!" she screamed.
-
-Just as the man was beginning to draw her back into the side street
-someone came hurrying towards her across the pavement. Someone, who,
-without the slightest hesitation, struck Captain Jim full in the face,
-with such force and such science, that that gentleman went down like a
-ninepin.
-
-"You villain!" exclaimed a voice--which sounded to the girl like a
-voice from heaven. "What are you doing to this lady?"
-
-"Frank!" she cried.
-
-"Edith? Great heavens! is it you?"
-
-In another moment the wife was crying in her husband's arms.
-
-"Oh, Frank, take me away, before they kill me."
-
-Captain Jim had regained his feet. He seemed disposed to
-bluster--though evidently not completely at his ease.
-
-"What did you hit me for? Who do you think you're knocking about? What
-do you mean by interfering between my wife and me?"
-
-"Your wife--you hound? Think yourself lucky if I let you go. Say
-another word and I'll call that constable, and give you into custody."
-
-As it chanced, at that moment a policeman was seen approaching. At
-sight of him, Captain Jim, apparently completely at a loss to
-understand the situation, slunk off, muttering curses beneath his
-breath. Mr Bankes hailed a passing hansom. When he got into it he
-found that his wife had fainted.
-
-
- CHAPTER VI--AFTERWARDS
-
-They returned by the nine o'clock train. The strange happenings herein
-set forth took place in a very much shorter time than it has taken to
-tell of them. She told her tale of wonder as they travelled homewards,
-he listening with open-mouthed amazement, interpolating occasional
-suggestions as to what he would like to do to some of the characters
-treated of in the lady's narrative.
-
-When the Christmas guests arrived upon the morrow they little guessed
-what was the real inspiration of the exceeding warmth with which their
-hostess greeted them. Never was there a happier Christmas gathering,
-"a more united family." Everything went off without a hitch.
-
-Mary Griffiths was tried for her share in the robbery of the Denyer
-jewels, and Frank Bankes was solicitor for the prosecution. She was
-found guilty. Previous convictions having been proved against her, she
-was sentenced to a term of penal servitude.
-
-Mr and Mrs Bankes have heard nothing of that gang of dreadful women
-who got the lady in their clutches owing to such a very singular
-misunderstanding. Nor of Captain Jim. Truth to tell they have made no
-enquiries with a view of hearing, being desirous that no one but
-themselves should know that Mrs Bankes was ever--even for so short a
-space of time--a runaway wife.
-
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