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-Title: Love in the Suds: a Town Eclogue.
- Being the Lamentation of Roscius for the Loss of his NYKY.
-
-Author: William Kenrick
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-Editor: Thomas J. Campbell
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- A
- LETTER
- TO
- DAVID GARRICK, Esq.
- FROM
- WILLIAM KENRICK, LL.D.
-
- _Meo deo irato._ TER. PHOR.
-
- THE THIRD EDITION.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- LONDON:
- PRINTED FOR J. WHEBLE, PATER-NOSTER-ROW.
- MDCCLXXII.
-
-
-
-
-
-To DAVID GARRICK, Esq.
-
-
- SIR,
-
- The author of the following Eclogue, having requested my
- assistance to introduce it to the world; it was with more
- indignation than surprize I was informed of your having used your
- extensive influence over the press to prevent its being advertised
- in the News-papers. How are you, Sir, concerned in the Lamentation
- of _Roscius_ for his _Nyky_? Does your modesty think no man
- entitled to the appellation of Roscius but yourself? Does Nyky
- resemble any nick-named favourite of yours? Or does it follow,
- that if you have cherished an unworthy favourite, you must bear
- too near a resemblance to him? _Qui capit ille facit_; beware of
- self-accusation, where others bring no charge! Or, granting you
- right in these particulars, by what right or privilege do you,
- Sir, set up for a licenser of the press? That you have long
- successfully usurped that privilege, to swell both your fame and
- fortune, is well known. Not the puffs of the quacks of Bayswater
- and Chelsea are so numerous and notorious: but by what authority
- do you take upon you to shut up the general channel, in which
- writers usher their performances to the public? If they attack
- either your talents or your character, _in utrumque paratus_, you
- are armed to defend yourself. You have, besides your ingenuous
- countenance and conscious innocence; _Nil conscire sibi, nulla
- pallescere culpa_; Besides this brazen bulwark, I say, you have a
- ready pen and a long purse. The press is open to the one, and the
- bar is ever ready to open with the other. For a poor author, not a
- printer will publish a paragraph, not a pleader will utter a
- quibble. You have then every advantage in the contest: It is
- needless, therefore, to endeavour to intimidate your antagonists
- by countenancing your retainers to threaten their lives! These
- intimidations, let me tell you Sir, have an ugly, suspicious look.
- They are besides needless; the _genus irritabile vatum_ want no
- such personal provocations; Heaven knows, the life of a
- play-wright, like that of a spider, is in a state of the most
- slender dependency. It is well for my rhiming friend that his
- hangs not on so slight a thread. He thinks, nevertheless, that he
- has reason to complain, as well as the publick, of your having
- long preferred the flimzy, translated, patch'd-up and mis-altered
- pieces of your favourite compilers, to the arduous attempts at
- originality of writers, who have no personal interest with the
- manager. In particular, he thinks the two pieces, you are
- projecting to get up next winter, for the emolument of your
- favorite in disgrace, or to reimburse yourself the money, you may
- have advanced him, might, for the present at least, be laid aside.
-
- But you will ask me, perhaps, in turn, Sir, what right I have to
- interfere with the business of other people, or with yours? I will
- answer you. It is because I think your business, as patentee of a
- theatre-royal, is not so entirely yours, but that the publick also
- have some concern in it. You, Sir, indeed have long behaved as if
- you thought the town itself a purchased appurtenance to the
- theatre; but, tho' the scenes and machines are yours; nay, tho'
- you have even found means to make comedians and poets your
- property; it should be with more caution than you practise, that
- you extend your various arts to make so scandalous a property of
- the publick.
-
- Again I answer, it is because I have some regard for my friend,
- and as much for myself, whom you have treated as ill perhaps as
- you have done any other writer; while under your auspices, some of
- the persons stigmatised by the satirist, have frequently combined
- to do me the most essential injury. But _nemo me impune lacessit_.
- Not that I mean now to enter into particulars which may be thought
- to relate too much to myself and too little to the publick. When I
- shall have leisure to draw a faithful portraiture of Mr. Garrick,
- not only from his behaviour to me in particular, but from his
- conduct towards poets, players and the town in general, I doubt
- not to convince the most partial of his admirers that he hath
- accumulated a fortune, as manager, by the meanest and most
- meretricious devices, and that the theatrical props, which have
- long supported his exalted reputation, as an actor, have been
- raised on the ruins of the English stage.
-
- In the mean time, I leave you to amuse yourself with the following
- jeu d'esprit of my friend; hoping, tho' it be a severe correction
- for the errours of your past favouritism, it may prove a salutary
- guide to you for the future. With regard to its publication I hope
- also to stand excused with the reader for thus interposing to
- defeat the success of those arts, which you so unfairly practise
- to prevent, from reaching the public eye, whatever is disagreeable
- to your own.
-
- I am, Sir,
- Yours, &c.
- W. K.
-
-
-
-
- LOVE in the SUDS;
- A
- TOWN ECLOGUE.
- BEING THE
- LAMENTATION of ROSCIUS
- FOR THE
- LOSS of his NYKY.
-
- _Dixin' ego vobis, in hôc esse Atticam elegantiam?_ TER.
-
- _O me inselicem!----
- ----quæ laudâram quantum luctus habuerint!_
-
- PHÆD.
-
- With ANNOTATIONS by the EDITOR;
-
- AND AN
- APPENDIX,
- CONTAINING
- QUERIES AND ANSWERS
-
- Relative to the Personal Satisfaction, pretended to have been required
- of the Author of the above Eclogue, by the lamentable ROSCIUS.
-
-
-
-
-LOVE in the SUDS;
-
-A
-
-TOWN ECLOGUE.
-
-
- Whither away, now, GEORGE[1], into the city,
- And to the village, must thou bear my ditty.
- Seek NYKY out, while I in verse complain,
- And court the Muse to call him back again.
- Boeotian Nymphs, my favorite verse inspire;
- As erst ye NYKY taught to strike the lyre.
- For he like PHOEBUS' self can touch the string,
- And opera-songs compose--like any thing!
- What shall I do, now NYKY's fled away?
- For who like him can either sing or say?
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Quo te, Moeri, pedes; an quò via ducit in urbem?
- Nymphæ, noster amor, Libethrides, nunc mihi carmen,
- Quale meo Codro, concedite; proxima Phoebi
- Versibus ille facit.----
- Quid facerem?
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[1] The brother and constant companion of ROSCIUS; the Mercury of our
-theatrical Jupiter, whom he dispatches with his divine commands to
-mortal poets and miserable actors.
-
- For me, alas! who well compos'd the song
- When lovely PEGGY[2] liv'd, and I was young;
- By age impair'd, my piping days are done,
- My memory fails, and ev'n my voice is gone.
- My feeble notes I yet must strive to raise;
- Boeotian Muses! aid my feeble lays:
- A little louder, and yet louder still,
- Aid me to raise my failing voice at will;
- Aid me as loud as Hercules did bawl,
- For Hylas lost, lost NYKY back to call;
- While London town, and all its suburbs round
- In echoes, NYKY, NYKY, back resound.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- ---- ---- Sæpe ego longos
- Cantando puerum memini me condere soles
- Nunc oblita mihi tot carmina: vox quoque Moerim
- Jam fugit ipsa----
- Omnia fert ætas, animum quoque.
- ---- Musæ paulò majora canamus.
- ---- Hylan nautæ quo fonte relictum
- Clamassent; ut littus Hyla, Hyla, omne sonaret.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[2] PEGGY WOFFINGTON, on whom our ROSCIUS, then her inamorato, made a
-famous song, beginning with the following stanza:
-
- _Once more I'll tune the vocal shell,
- To hills and dales my passion tell,
- A flame which time can never quell,
- That burns for thee, my Peggy._
-
-
- Whom fliest thou, frantic youth, and whence thy fear?
- Blest had there never been a grenadier!
- Unhappy NYKY, by what frenzy seiz'd,
- Couldst thou with such a monstrous thing be pleas'd?
- What, tho' thyself a loving horse-marine,[3]
- A common foot-soldier's a thing obscene.
- Not fabled Nymphs, by spleen turn'd into cows,
- Bellow'd to nasty bulls their amorous vows;
- Tho' turn'd their loving horns upon each other,
- Butting in play, as brother might with brother.
- Unhappy NYKY, whither dost thou stray,
- Lost to thy friends, o'er hills and far away?
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Quem fugis? Ah demens!----
- Et fortunatam, si nunquam armenta fuissent,
- Pasiphaën nivei solatur amore juvenci.
- Oh, virgo infelix, quæ te dementia cepit?
- Proetides implêrunt falsis mugitibus agros:
- At non tum turpes pecudum tamen ulla secuta est
- Concubitus: quamvis collo timuisset aratrum,
- Et sæpe in levi quæsisset cornua fronte.
- Ah, virgo infelix, tu nunc in montibus erras!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
- Time, however, effects strange things, as the poet says, and many
- have been the passions which have since agitated, and have been
- also quelled in the bosom of ROSCIUS.
-
-[3] NYKY is a half-pay officer of marines. A horse-marine is a kind
-of _meretricious_ HOBBY-HORSE, _modò vir modò fæmina_.
-
- Yet to Euryalus as Nisus true,
- So shall thy ROSCIUS, NYKY, prove to you;
- Whether by impulse mov'd, itself divine,
- Or so I'm bound to call it, as it's mine,
- A mighty feat presents itself to view,
- Which for our mutual gain I yet will do.
- Mean-time do thou beware, while I bemoan,
- How far thou trustest seas or lands unknown.
- To Tyber's stream, or to the banks of Po,
- Safe in thy love, safe in thy virtue, go;
- Yet even there with caution be thou kind,
- And look out sharp and frequently behind.
- But ah, beware, nor trust, tho' native Mud,[4]
- The banks of Liffy, or of Shannon's flood;
- Or there, if driv'n by fate, be hush'd thy strain?
- Nor of thy wayward lot, nor mine complain.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Nisus ait, "Diine hunc ardorem mentibus addunt
- Euryale? An sua cuique deus sit dira Cupido?
- Aut pugnam, aut aliquid jamdudum invadere magnum
- Mens agitat mihi----
- Hàc iter est; tu ne qua manus se attollere nobis
- A tergo possit, custodi et consule longè."
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[4] NYKY it seems was born and bred in Ireland; where his christian
-name was _John_. How he came by the Jewish appellation of _Isaac_ is
-not generally known. Whether it was bestowed upon him for his
-resemblance to the chosen _people_, or given him by poetical licence,
-may possibly be a matter of disquisition for future scholiasts.
-
- Lest female Bacchanals, when flush'd with wine,
- Serve thee, like Orpheus, for thy song divine;
- Nay back return, lest my too plaintive verse
- Entail on me the same Orphean curse;
- Lest Venus' train of Drury and the Strand
- Attack my house by water and by land;
- Hot with their midnight orgies, madly tear
- My little limbs, and throw them here and there;
- Casting, enrag'd at my provoking theme,
- Th' inditing brain into the neighbouring stream:
- When, as my skull shall float the tide along,
- Thy much-lov'd name, the burthen of my song,
- Shall still be stutter'd, later than my breath;
- NYKY---NYK----NY----till stopt my tongue in death:
- Through London-bridge shall Wapping NYKY roar,
- And NYK be even heard to Hampton's shore.[5]
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- ---- ---- Spreto Ciconum quo munere matres
- Inter sacra deûm, nocturnique orgia Bacchi,
- Discerptum latos juvenem sparsêre per agros.
- Tum quoque marmoreâ caput à cervice revulsum,
- Gurgite cum medio portans Oeagrius Hebrus
- Volveret, Eurydicen vox ipsa et frigida lingua
- Ah miseram Eurydicen anima fugiente, vocabat:
- Eurydicen toto referebant flumine ripæ!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[5] The celebrated villa of ROSCIUS.
-
- On Hebrus' banks so tuneful Orpheus died;
- His limbs the fields receiv'd, his head the tide.
- Nor more its stream renown'd than Thames in fame[6]:
- Here Catherine Hayes serv'd Goodman Hayes the same.
- Here on this spot, where now th' Adelphi stands,
- Was thrown her husband's noddle from her hands;
- His scatter'd limbs left quiv'ring on the shore;
- As Thracian wives had play'd their part before.
- Oh, horrour, horrour! NYKY back return;
- Nor more for grenadiers imprudent burn.
-
- And yet, ah why should NYKY thus be blam'd?
- Of manly love ah! why are men asham'd?
- A new red coat, fierce cock and killing air
- Will captivate the most obdurate fair;
- What wonder then if NYKY's tender heart
- At such a sight should feel a lover's smart:
- No wonder love, that in itself is blind,
- Should no distinction in the difference find;
- No wonder love should NYKY thus enthrall;
- Almighty love, at times, subdues us all;
- While, vulgar prejudices soar'd above,
- NYK gave up all the world,--well lost for love.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Omnia vincit amor et nos cedamus amori.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[6] See the Tyburn Chronicle and Newgate lamentations _pro tempore_;
-particularly that famous ballad, entitled A merry song about murder,
-beginning with, "In Tyburn-road there liv'd a man," &c.
-
- Yet slight the cause of NYKY's late mishap;
- NYK but mistook the colour of the cap:
- A common errour, frequent in the Park,
- Where love is apt to stumble in the dark.
- Why rais'd the haughty female head so high,
- With the tall caps of grenadiers to vie?
- Why does it like tremendous figure make,
- To subject purblind lovers to mistake?[7]
- Or rather why, in these enlighten'd times,
- Should rigid Nature call such errours crimes?
- "Thou Nature art my goddess," saith the play;
- But even Shakespeare's text hath had its day.
- More gentle custom no such rigour knows;
- And custom into second nature grows.
- Let vulgar passions move the vulgar mind,
- Superior souls feel motives more refin'd:
- Among the low-bred English slow advance
- Th' Italian _gusto_ and _bon ton_ of France.
- Strange to the classic lore of Greece and Rome,
- And rudely nurs'd in ignorance at home,
- The tasteless herd e'en construe into sin,
- That poets should in metaphor lie in,
- While I, their best man-midwife, must be sham'd,
- Whene'er the Fashionable Lover's nam'd.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[7] NYKY is near sighted.
-
- But Candour's veil love's foibles still should cover
- And NYK be stil'd a FASHIONABLE LOVER.[8]
- To polish'd travellers is only known
- That taste which makes the ancient arts our own;
- Which shares with Rome in every gem antique;
- Which blends the modern with the ancient Greek;
- Improves on both, and greatly soars above,
- In pure philanthropy, Platonic love;
- That love which burns with undistinguish'd rage,
- And spares in fondness neither sex nor age?
- Ah! therefore why in these enlighten'd times
- Sould rigid Nature call such errours crimes?
- Must not the taste of Attic wits be nice?
- Can antient virtue be a modern vice?
- The Mantuan bard, or else his scholiast lies,[9]
- Virgil the chaste, nay Socrates the wise.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[8]
-
- "_If any author of prolific brains
- In this good company feels labour-pains;
- If any gentle poet big with rhyme
- Has run his reckoning out and gone his time:
- Know such that at our hospital of muses
- He may lie-in in private if he chuses;
- We've single lodgings there for secret sinners
- With good encouragement for your beginners._"
-
- Prologue to the FASHIONABLE LOVER.
-
-It is indeed now plain enough that ROSCIUS has given great
-encouragement to _secret sinners_; but I would advise none of our
-poets to lie in again in private; but to remember the fate of a late
-tragedy and farce. Poor _Clementina_, and the lady _An hour before
-marriage_, both privately lay-in and miscarried.
-
-[9] The Jesuit Ruæus begins the argument of Virgil's second Eclogue
-with the following explicit declaration, _Amabat Virgilius puerum_.
-
- The gay Petronius, sophists, wits and bards,
- Of old, bestow'd on youth their soft regards;
- In modish dalliance pass'd their harmless time
- Ev'n modish now in soft Italia's clime.
- Could lightenings ever issue from above
- To blast poor men for such a crime as love;
- When the lewd daughters of incestuous Lot
- Were both with child by their own father got?
- Poor goody Lot indeed might be in fault,
- And justly turn'd to monumental salt:
- The matrimonial emblem of a wife:
- Needs must be salt a dish to keep for life!
- A fable Sodom's fate: in Heav'n above
- All is made up of harmony and love;
- That such its vengeance I believe not, I;
- Historians err and Hebrew Jews will lie.
- Sing then, my Muse, a more engaging strain
- To lure my NYKY back to Drury-lane.
- Tell him the fancied danger all is o'er;
- Home he may come and love as heretofore.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Formosum pastor Corydon ardebat Alexin.
- ---- Deos didici securum agere ævum
- Nec si quid miri faciat natura, deos id
- Tristes ex alto coeli demittere tecto.
- ---- ---- Credat Judæus Apella,
- Non ego. ----
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
-
- In vain the vulgar shall for vengeance call,
- Or move the justices at Hickes's-hall;
- In vain grand juries shall be urg'd by law
- In his indictment not to leave a flaw.
- Ev'n at the bar should NYKY stand arraign'd,
- No verdict 'gainst him should be there obtain'd;
- Nay, by the laws and customs of the land,
- Tho' trembling NYKY should convicted stand,
- The candid jury shall be mov'd t'acquit
- A gentleman, an author, and a wit:
- For liberal minds with candour ever see
- The milder failings of humanity!
- Smooth-spoken MANSFIELD,[10] with his vacant face,
- In softening accents first shall ope his case;
- Which to defend, the want of Merlin's cunning
- Shall be supplied by that of Grimbald DUNNING.[11]
- E'en at th' Old-Bailey they for NYK shall plead;
- Where would they not, if they were largely fee'd?
- Were NYKY summon'd to the bar below,
- Well-fee'd these faithful barristers would go;
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[10] Not the Judge of that name; but the barrister, who, is by no
-means a judge---- of any thing.
-
-[11] See King Arthur, lately revived at Drury-lane Theatre, and
-attend the pleadings in our courts of law and equity at Westminster,
-Guildhall, and Lincoln's-inn.
-
- Their tale to Minos would they glibly tell;
- Minos the MANSFIELD, or Chief Judge, of Hell.[12]
- Nor need my NYKY fear a London jury
- Will e'er be influenced with a female fury.
- Can they who let a prov'd assassin 'scape
- Hang up poor NYKY for a friendly rape?
- If in the dark to stab, be thought no crime,
- What may'nt be hop'd from jurymen in time?
- Soon Southern modes, no doubt, they'll reconcile
- With the plain manners of our Northern isle;
- And e'en new-married citizens be brought
- To reckon S----y a venial fault:
- When if GEORGE BELLAS,[13] cruel and unkind,
- Blast not their loves, with rude tempestuous wind,
- In common-council Corydon may burn,
- And Corydons for Corydon in turn,
- Till every alderman about the chair
- Find his Alexis in a new lord-mayor.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ex illo Corydon, Corydon est tempore nobis.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[12] Minos is reported by the poets to have been raised to this high
-office for his impartiality in the administration of Justice here on
-earth: what a pity that office is not soon to become vacant; as it
-might be most luckily filled by as worthy a successor.
-
-[13] A boisterous mock-patriot, supposed to be descended from Eolus
-and Amphitrite, being famous for his mackarel expeditions, his musical
-knowledge of the fundamental base and public performances on the
-bassoon.
-
- Sing then, O Muse, a more pathetic strain,
- To lure my gentle NYKY back again.
- For, sure as Thames resembles Tyber's tide,
- Shall Macaronis soon possess Cheapside;
- As petty-jury-men in judgment sit,
- And ev'ry Corydon, with NYK, acquit.
- Yes by this knife, this useful[14] knife, I swear,
- Which for my lov'd B----TTI's sake I wear;
- This knife, whose haft, at Stratford Jubilee,
- For ever left its parent mulberry tree;
- For thence it grew, tho', tipt with steel so fine,
- It now will serve to stab with, or to dine;
- That tree, which late on Avon's border grew;
- By Shakespeare planted; Warwick lads say true;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
- All' ek toi ereô, kai epi megan horkon omoumai,
- Nai ma tode skêptron, to men oupote phylla kai ozous
- Physei, epeidê prôta tomên en oressi leloipen,
- Oud' anathêlêsei.
-
- HOM.
-
- Ut sceptrum hoc (sceptrum dextrâ nam fortè gerebat)
- Nunquam fronde levi fundet virgulta nec umbras;
- Cùm semel in sylvis imo de stirpe recisum,
- Matre caret posuitque comas et brachia ferro
- Olim arbos, nunc artificis manus ære decoro.
- Inclusit patribusque dedit gestare Latinis.
-
- VIRG.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[14] See the utility of this knife in a late Sessions-paper.
-
- By this most precious relick, here I pledge
- Myself to save him from the halter's edge:
- And not myself alone, but ev'ry friend
- Shall all his interest and assistance lend.
- Quaint B----, beholding the rude mob with scorn,
- Shall tell how Irish bards are gentle born;
- Next I, to captivate the learned bench,
- Will strait affirm that NYKY writes good French;[15]
- Thy timid nature JOHNSON shall maintain,[16]
- In words no dictionary can explain.
- Goldsmith, good-natur'd man, shall next defend,
- His foster-brother,[17] countryman, and friend:
- Shall prove the humbler passions, now and then,
- Are incidental to us little men;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Hanc ego magnanimi spolium Didymaonis hastam,
- Ut semel est avulsa jugis à matre perempta,
- Quæ neque jam frondes virides neque proferet umbras,
- Fida ministeria et duras obit horrida pugnas
- Testor.
-
- VAL. FLAC.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[15] See the Sessions-paper; in which this admirable plea is made use
-of by ROSCIUS to exculpate a culprit accused of murder.
-
-[16] See the same; in which this pompous pseudo-philosopher affects to
-suppose cowardice incompatible with the character of an Italian bravo.
-
-[17] So called from having not long since made one in a poetical
-triumvirate, which gave occasion to the following verses in imitation
-of Dryden's famous epigram on Milton;
-
- "Three poets in three distant ages born," &c.
-
-
- And that the part our gentle NYKY play'd
- Was but philosophy in masquerade.[18]
- Let me no longer, then, my loss deplore,
- But to his ROSCIUS, Muse, my NYK restore.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
- _Poor Dryden! what a theme hadst thou,
- Compar'd to that which offers now?
- What are your Britons, Romans, Grecians,
- Compar'd with thorough-bred Milesians?
- Step into Griffin's shop, he'll tell ye
- Of Goldsmith, Bickerstaff, and Kelly,
- Three poets of one age and nation,
- Whose more than mortal reputation,
- Mounting in trio to the skies
- O'er Milton's fame and Virgil's flies.
- Nay, take one Irish evidence for t'other,
- Ev'n Homer's self is but their foster-brother._
-
-[18] It seems indeed to be growing into fashion for philosophy to go
-in masquerade, if there be any truth in the subject of the following;
-which lately appeared in the public prints.
-
- To Doctor GOLDSMITH, on seeing his name in the list of the
- mummers at the late masquerade.
-
- "Say should the philosophic mind disdain
- That good which makes each humbler bosom vain;
- Let school-taught pride dissemble all it can,
- Such little things are great to little man."
-
- GOLDSMITH.
-
- _How widely different, Goldsmith, are the ways
- Of doctors now, and those of ancient days!
- Theirs taught the truth in academic shades,
- Ours haunt lewd hops, and midnight masquerades!
- So chang'd the times! say philosophic sage,
- Whose genius suits so well this tasteful age,
- Is the Pantheon, late a sink obscene,
- Become the fountain of chaste Hippocrene?
- Or do thy moral numbers quaintly flow
- Inspir'd by th' Aganippe of Soho?_
-
-
- For who like him will patch and pilfer plays,
- Yielding to me the profit and the praise?
- Tho' cheap in French translations MURPHY deals;
- For cheap he well may vend the goods he steals;
- Tho' modest CRADDOC scorns to sell his play,
- But gives the good-for-nothing thing away;
- What tho' the courtly CUMBERLAND succeeds
- In writing stuff no man of letters reads;
- Tho' sense and language are expell'd the stage;
- For nonsense pleases best a senseless age;
- What tho' the author of the New Bath Guide
- Up to the skies my talents late hath cried;[19]
-
-
-NOTES.
-
- _Do wisdom's sons gorge cates and vermicelli
- Like beastly Bickerstaff or bothering Kelly?
- Or art thou tir'd of th' undeserv'd applause
- Bestow'd on bards affecting virtue's cause?
- Wouldst thou, like Sterne, resolv'd at length to thrive,
- Turn pimp and die cock-bawd at sixty-five,
- Is this the good that makes the humble vain,
- The good philosophy should not disdain
- If so, let pride dissemble all it can,
- A modern sage is still much less than man._
-
- MORNING CHRONICLE.
-
-[19] The compliments passed between these celebrated geniuses indeed
-were mutual; Mr. A. commending ROSCIUS for his fine acting, and
-Roscius in return Mr. A. for his fine writing. The panegyric on both
-sides was equally modest and just; and yet some snarling epigrammatist
-could not forbear throwing out the following ill-natured jeu d'esprit
-on the occasion.
-
-On the poetical compliments lately passed between Mess. G. and A.
-
- _When mincing masters, met with misses,
- Pay mutual compliments for kisses;
- Miss Polly sings no doubt divinely,
- And master Jacky spouts as finely.
- But, how I hate such odious greeting,
- When two old stagers have a meeting
- Foh! out upon the filthy pother!
- What!_ men _beslobber one another!_
-
-
- Tho' humble HIFFERNAN in pay, I keep,
- Still my fast friend, when he is fast asleep;
- Tho' long the Hodmandod my friend hath been,
- With the land-tortoise earth'd at Turnham-Green:[20]
- Tho' HARRY WOODFALL, BALDWIN, EVANS, SAY,[21]
- My puffs in fairest order full display;
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[20] Two amphibious monsters, well known in the republic of letters as
-editors of the Critical and Monthly Reviews. The latter seems to be
-compared by the poet to a land-tortoise buried in the earth, on
-account of the slowness of its motion and the clouds of dust and
-dullness with which it is surrounded: the former hath been long known
-by the above appellation from the following humorous description.
-
-LUSUS NATURÆ TYPOGRAPHUS.
-
- Monstrum horrendum informe ingens cui lumen ademptum.
-
- VIRG.
-
- I thought some of Nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them
- well; they imitated humanity so abominably
-
- SHAKESPEARE.
-
- _In Nature's workshop, on a day,
- Her journeymen inclin'd to play,
- Half drunk 'twixt cup and can,
- Took up a clod, which she with care
- Was modelling a huge sea bear,
- And swore they'd make't a man._
-
- _They tried, but, handling ill their tools,
- Formed, like a pack of bungling fools,
- A thing so gross and odd;
- That, when it roll'd about the dish,
- They knew not if 'twere flesh or fish,
- A man or Hodmandod._
-
- _Yet, to compleat their piece of fun,
- They christen'd it Arch Hamilton;
- "But what can this thing do?"
- Kick it down stairs; the devil's in't
- If it won't do to write and print
- The Critical Review._
-
- KENRICK.
-
-
-[21] Editors and printers of news-papers, well known to the public
-for their impartiality in regard to ROSCIUS.
-
- Impartially insert each friendly PRO,
- Suppressing ever CON of every foe;[22]
- For well I ween, they wot that _cons_ and _pros_
- Will tend my faults and follies to expose:
- Tho' mighty TOM doth still my champion prove,
- And LOCKYER's gauntlet be a chicken glove.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[22] A recent instance of this must not pass unnoticed. In the Public
-Advertiser appeared lately the following quaint panegyric, suggested
-probably to ROSCIUS himself by his brother GEORGE the attorney.
-
- Nature }
- against } Notice of Process.
- G---- }
-
- _Dame Nature against G---- now by me
- Her action brings, and thus she grounds her plea.
- "I never made a man but still
- You acted like that man at will;
- Yet ever must I hope in vain
- To make a man like you again."
- Hence ruin'd totally by you,
- She brings her suit, &c. &c._
-
- B. Solicitor for the Plaintiff.
-
-In reply to this notice, it is said, the _defendant's plea_ would have
-appeared in the same paper; but the cause was obliged to be removed by
-_certiorari_ to another court; when it appeared thus:
-
- Nature }
- against } Defendant's Plea.
- G---- }
-
- _For G---- I without a fee
- 'Gainst Nature thus put in his plea.
- "To make a man, like me, of art,
- Is not, 'tis true, dame Nature's part;
- I own that Scrub, fool, knave I've play'd
- With more success than all my trade;
- But prove it, plaintiff, if you can,
- That e'er I acted like a man."
- Of this we boldly make denial.----
- Join issue, and proceed to trial._
-
- A. Attorney for the Defendant.
-
-
- Tho' shambling BECKET,[23] proud to soothe my pride,
- Keeps ever shuflling on my right-hand side;
- What tho' with well-tim'd flatt'ry, loud he cries,
- At each theatric stare, "See, see his eyes!"
- What tho' he'll fetch and carry at command,
- And kiss, true spaniel-like, his master's hand;
- With admiration NYK ne'er heard me speak,
- But press'd the kiss of love upon my cheek;[24]
- Incessant clapp'd at th'end of every speech;
- And, had I bidd'n him, would have kiss'd my b----!
- Let me no longer, then, my loss deplore,
- But to his ROSCIUS, Muse, my NYK restore.
- But hah! what discord strikes my listening ear?
- Is NYKY dead, or is some critic near?
- Curse on that Ledger and that damn'd Whitehall,[25]
- How players and managers they daily maul!
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[23] The famous THOMAS A BECKET, feigned by the poets to have been
-drown'd, when, being half-seas over, in claret, he endeavoured to
-return to land: on which occasion a wicked wit of the town made the
-following epitaph for his tomb.
-
- _Here lies
- That shuffling, shambling, shrugging, shrinking shrimp,
- Tom Becket, Mammon's most industrious imp!_
-
-
-[24] A customary method it seems, of NYKY's expressing his admiration
-of the acting of the immortal ROSCIUS.
-
-[25] News-papers so called, in which ROSCIUS is not a sharer, and
-hath not yet come up to the price of their silence.
-
- Curse on that Morning-Chronicle; whose tale
- Is never known with spightful wit to fail.
- Curse on that FOOTE; who in ill-fated hour
- Trod on the heels of my theatric-power;
- Who, ever ready with some biting joke,
- My peace hath long and would my heart have broke.
- Curse on his horse--one leg! but ONE to break!
- "A kingdom for a horse"--to break his neck!
- Curse on that STEVENS,[26] with his Irish breeding,
- While I am acting, shall that wretch be reading?
- Curse on all rivals, or in fame or profit;
- The Fantoccini still make something of it![27]
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[26] GEORGE ALEXANDER STEVENS the lecturer, not the Macaroni editor of
-Shakespeare.
-
-[27] What formidable rivals to the immortal ROSCIUS? Harlequin,
-Scaramouch, Chimney-sweeper, Bass-viol, Astrologer, Child, Statue and
-Parrot! But ROSCIUS having received a formal challenge from Mr. Punch
-and his merry family, a pitch'd-battle, for which great preparations
-are now making, will be fought between them next winter; when there is
-no doubt but the triumphant ROSCIUS will, even at their own weapons,
-rout them all. There is the less reason to fear this, as he hath
-already exceeded even Mr.---- 's activity in King Richard. It is but
-three or four years ago since this mock-monarch died so tamely that he
-was hissed off the stage; on which occasion the following epigram
-appeared in the papers.
-
-
-ROSCIUS REDIVIVUS.
-
- _George! did'nt I hear the critics hiss,
- When I was dead?--"Yes, brother, yes,
- You did not die in high rant."
- Nay, if they think a dying king
- Like Harlequin convuls'd, should spring,
- Let ---- be hence their tyrant._
-
-
- Curse on that KENRICK,[28] with his caustic pen,
- Who scorns the hate, and hates the love of MEN;
- Who with such ease envenom'd satire writes,
- Deeper his ink than aqua fortis[29] bites.
- Stand his perpetual-motion[30] ever still;
- Or, if it move, oh, let it move uphill.
- The curse of Sisiphus, oh, let him feel;
- The curse of Fortune's still recurring wheel;
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-ROSCIUS, however, hath chang'd his mind, and acquired new elastic
-powers; in so much that the following complimentary verses appeared on
-the agility, which he lately displayed in the performance of that
-character.
-
- _Be dumb, ye criticks, dare to hiss no more
- While crowded boxes, pit and galleries roar.
- Who says that Roscius feels the hand of Time,
- To blast his blooming laurels in their prime?
- With ever supple limbs and pliant tongue,
- Roscius, like Hebe, will be ever young.
- See and believe your eyes----did e'er you see
- So great a feat of pure agility?
- Nor Hughes nor Astley, vaulting in the air,
- Like Roscius makes the struck spectators stare.
- Nor Lun nor Woodward ever gave the spring,
- He gave last night in Richard, dying king!
- Th' immortal actor, who can die so clever,
- In spite of fate will live to die for ever!_
-
-[28]
-
- A Briton blunt, bred to plain mathematics,
- Who hates French b--gres, and Italian pathics.
-
-
-[29] The plaintive ROSCIUS seems here to have an eye to the following
-lines:
-
- _The wits who drink water, and suck sugar-candy,
- Impute the strong spirit of_ Kenrick _to brandy.
- They are not so much out: the matter in short is
- He sips_ aqua-vitæ _and spits_ aqua-fortis.
-
- PUBLIC ADV.
-
-
-[30] This multifarious genius pretends to have discovered the
-Perpetual motion, but it must be a mere pretence; as he is weak enough
-to think the public ought to reward him for his discovery, and offers
-to disclose it on the simple terms of no purchase no pay.
-
- That upward roll'd with anxious toil and pain,
- The summit almost gain'd, rolls back again.
- Ne'er shall his FALSTAFF[31] come again to life;
- Ne'er shall be play'd again his WIDOW'D WIFE;[32]
- Ne'er will I court again his stubborn Muse,
- But for a pageant would his play refuse.
- While puff and pantomime will gull the town,
- 'Tis good to keep o'erweening merit down;
- With BICKERSTAFF and CUMBERLAND go shares,
- And grind the poets as I grind the players.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Aut petes aut urges ruiturum, Sysiphe, saxum.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[31] Falstaff's Wedding, a play written in imitation of Shakespeare;
-at first rejected, as unfit for the theatre, on account of having so
-many of Shakespeare's known characters in it; tho' the manager himself
-afterwards brought on a pageant, in which were almost all
-Shakespeare's known characters; when finding it difficult to make any
-of them speak with propriety, he contented himself with instructing
-them to bite their thumbs, screw up their mouths, and make faces at
-each other, to the great edification of the audience.--This play
-indeed was afterwards performed, and tho' received with the most
-confirmed and general applause, has however never since been acted,
-either for the author's emolument or the entertainment of the publick.
-
-[32] Another comedy, nearly under the same predicament with respect
-to the town: having been performed but once since its first run, tho'
-received with similar approbation; the manager in the mean while
-having brought on, and repeatedly acted, the performances of his
-favourite play-wrights, to almost empty houses: and yet ROSCIUS hath
-all the while pretended to have the highest opinion of the talents,
-and the greatest regard for the interest of the writer.---- The
-manager claims a legal right, indeed, as patentee, to perform what
-plays he pleases; but tho' the play-house and patent be his property,
-he has no liberal right to make, at pleasure, a property of the
-players, the poets and the publick!
-
- Curse on that KENRICK, foul of spleen and whim!
- What are my puffs, and what my gains to him?
- If poor and proud, can he of right complain
- That wealthier men and wittier are as vain?
- Why must he hint that I am past my prime,
- To blast my fading laurels ere their time?
- Death to my fame, and what, alas, is worse,
- 'Tis death, damnation, to my craving purse;
- Capacious purse! by PLUTUS form'd to hold,
- (The God of Wealth) the devil and all of gold.
- Insatiate purse, that never yet ran o'er,
- But swallows all, and gapes, like Hell, for more.
- And yet, alas! how much the world will lye!
- They call me miser; but no miser I;
- He, brooding o'er his bags, delighted sits,
- And laughs to scorn the jests of envious wits;
- If fast his doors, he sets his heart at rest,
- And dotes with rapture on his iron chest;
- No galling paper-squibs his spirits teize,
- But ev'n the boys may hoot him if they please.
- He scorns the whistling of an empty name,
- While I am torn 'twixt avarice and fame;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Sordidus ac dives, populi contemnere voces
- Si solitus: populus me sibilat: at mihi plaudo
- Ipse domi, simul ac nummos contemplor in arcâ.
-
-
- While I, so tremblingly alive all o'er,
- Still bleed and agonize at every pore;
- At ev'ry hiss am harrow'd up with fear,
- And burst with choler at a critic's sneer.
- Rack'd by the gout and stone, and struck with age,
- Prudence and Ease advise to quit the stage;
- But Fame still prompts, and Pride can feel no pain;
- And Avarice bids me sell my soul for gain.
- Bring NYKY back, O Muse! by verse divine,
- The Trojan-Greeks were once transformed to swine.
- By verse divine B----TTI 'scap'd the rope:
- Now love is known, what may not lovers hope!
- Ev'n as with _Griffins_[33] stallions late have join'd
- With blood-hounds goats may litter, as in kind;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum, mea carmina ducite Daphnim:
- Carminibus Circe socios mutavit Ulyssei:
- Carmina vel coelo possunt deducere lunam.
- Nunc scio quid sit amor----
- ---- ---- quid non speremus amantes?
- Jungentur jam _Gryphes_ equis, ævoque sequenti
- Cum canibus timidi venient ad pocula damæ.
- Torva leæna lupum sequitur, lupus ipse capellam,
- Te Corydon, O Alexis: trahit sua quemque voluptas.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[33] Unnatural monsters, familiar only with the poets.
-
- Nay wanton kids devouring wolves may greet,
- And wolves with loving lyonesses meet.
- By different means is different love made known.
- And each fond lover will prefer his own.
- Strange lot of love! two friends, my soul's delight,
- Men call that M----r, this a Catamite!
- Yet bring him back; for who chaste roundelay
- Shall sing, now B--ST--FF is driv'n away?
- Who now correct, for modest Drury-lane,
- Loose Wycherly's or Congreve's looser vein?
- With nice decorum shunning naughty jokes,
- Exhibit none but decent, dainty folks?[34]
- Ah me! how wanton wit will shame the stage,
- And shock this delicate, this virtuous age!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[34] NYKY was employed by ROSCIUS to correct the Plain-dealer of
-Wycherly; which he accordingly attempted, and inscribed the attempt to
-his patron, "as a tribute of _affection_ and esteem for his many
-shining and _amiable_ qualities." "The licentiousness of Wycherly's
-muse," says this modern corrector, "rendered her shocking to us, with
-all her charms: or, in other words, we could allow no charms in a
-tainted beauty, who brought contagion along with her." Of the play of
-the Plain-dealer, in particular, he intimates that it had been long
-excluded the theatre; because, to the honour of the present age, it
-was immoral and indecent: that on a close examination, he found in it
-excessive obscenity; that the character of Manly was rough even to
-outrageous brutality; and that he thought it necessary to work the
-whole materials up again, with a mixture of alloy agreeable to the
-rules of modern refinement! SEE PREFACE TO B---- FF'S PLAIN-DEALER.
-What a champion for decency and delicacy, morality and humanity! What
-improvement may not sterling wit receive from the mixture of such
-alloy! What an idea may we not hence acquire of modern refinement!
-
- How will _Plain-dealers_[35] triumph, to my sorrow!
- And PAPHOS rise o'er SODOM and GOMORRAH!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[35] A character thus admirably depicted by Wycherly, in the scene
-between Manly and Plausible.
-
-_Manly._ I have more of the mastiff than the spaniel in me, I own it:
-I cannot fawn, and fetch and carry; neither will I ever practise that
-servile complaisance, which some people pique themselves on being
-masters of.---- I will not whisper my contempt or hatred; call a man
-fool or knave by signs and mouths, over his shoulder; while I have him
-in my arms: I will not, as you do----
-
-_Plausible._ As I do! Heaven defend me! upon my honour! I never
-attempted to abuse or lessen any one in my life.
-
-_Manly._ What! you were afraid?
-
-_Plausible._ No: but seriously I hate to do a rude thing. No, faith, I
-speak well of all mankind.
-
-_Manly._ I thought so: but know that this is the worst sort of
-detraction, for it takes away the reputation of the few good men in
-the world by making all alike! Now I speak ill of many men, because
-they deserve it.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-APPENDIX.
-
-
-Certain circumstances, to which the author of the foregoing piece was
-an utter stranger, having happened about the time of its publication,
-and given rise to rumours equally false and foreign to the party; it
-appears that Roscius, or some of his friends, was pleased to insert
-the following queries in the Morning Chronicle of July 2d.
-
- "Candour presents her compliments to Mr.----, she begs his
- pardon,---- to Dr.---- _Kenrick_, and desires to ask him a few
- simple questions; to which, if he be the _Plain-dealer_ he
- pretends, he will give a plain and direct answer.
-
- _Query_ I. Whether you are not the author of the eclogue,
- entitled, _Love in the Suds_, as well as of the letter prefixed to
- it?
-
- II. Whether you did not mean, though you have artfully evaded the
- law, by affecting the translation of a classical cento, to throw
- out the most scandalous insinuations against the character of
- Roscius?
-
- III. Whether you were not likewise the author of an infamous,
- anonymous paragraph in a public paper; for which that paper is
- under a just prosecution?
-
- IV. Whether you have not openly acknowledged notwithstanding, that
- you really entertained a very different opinion of Roscius?
-
- V. Whether any cause of dispute, that might subsist between you
- and Roscius, can authorize so cruel, so unmanly an attack?
-
- VI. Whether the brother of Roscius did not personally wait on you
- to require, in his name, the satisfaction of a gentleman, which
- you refused him?
-
- CANDOUR."
-
-To these queries, the author judged it expedient to make the following
-reply in the same paper of July 4th.
-
-
-To CANDOUR.
-
- MADAM,
-
- "Though I think your signature a misnomer, to shew that I a no
- stranger to the name and quality you assume, I shall not stand on
- the punctilio of your being an _anonymous_ querist; but answer
- your several questions explicitly.
-
- I. I am the author of the eclogue you mention.
-
- II. I did not mean to throw out the _most_ scandalous insinuations
- on the character of Roscius, nor any insinuation _more_ scandalous
- than his conduct. How far that has been so, he knows best, and is
- left to make the application.
-
- III. An _infamous_ paragraph I _cannot_ write; and an _anonymous_
- one I _will not_ write, to prejudice my greatest enemy. As to that
- in question, I have not, to this hour, even seen it. CALUMNY I
- _detest_; but I think _vice_ should be exposed to _infamy_, nor
- have I so much _false delicacy_ as to conceive, it should be
- treated with _tenderness_ in proportion as it is _abominable_.
-
- IV. I have not acknowledged that I entertain a _very different_
- opinion of Roscius; on the contrary, I declare, that I entertain a
- _very indifferent_ opinion of him.
-
- V. As to the cause of our dispute, I should be very ready to
- submit it to the publick, were I egotist enough to think it
- deserved their attention.
-
- VI. The brother of Roscius _did personally wait_ on me, to desire
- I would meet "him, the said Roscius, who would bring a friend with
- him; I being at liberty to do the same;" but as nothing of time,
- place, or weapon was mentioned, I did not look on this message as
- a challenge; nor well could I, as I never heard of requiring
- _gentleman's satisfaction_ by _letter of attorney_, and the
- professed end of our meeting turned merely on a matter of
- business.--It is possible, indeed, the messenger, otherwise
- instructed, might _imagine_ it such, especially as, it seems, his
- head has teemed with nothing but challenges and duels, since his
- magnanimous monomachy with one of his brother Roscius's
- candle-snuffers.--That Roscius himself, however, did not mean to
- send me a challenge, is plain, from his solliciting afterwards by
- letter, a conference in the presence only of a common friend to
- both: a request that would have been complied with, had not he
- thought proper, in a most ungentleman-like manner, to make a
- confidant, in the meantime, of a booby of a bookseller, who had
- the folly and impudence to declare that he would, on _his_
- [Roscius's] account, _take an opportunity_ to do _me_ some
- desperate mischief.--Lest I should be yet supposed, from the
- purport of this last query, to have any fear of a personal
- encounter with the doughty Roscius, I require only that it may be
- on an equal footing. I am neither so extravagantly fond of life,
- nor think myself so consequential in it, as to fear the end of it
- from such an antagonist; nor, to say the truth, should I have any
- qualms of conscience, if nothing less will satisfy him, about
- putting an end to so insignificant a being as his: but, as "the
- race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong," it is but
- right to provide against a mishap. Roscius has a large fortune,
- and little or no family to leave it to: I have a large family, and
- little or no fortune to leave it. Let Roscius but previously
- settle _only half_ his estate on my heirs, on condition that _he_
- deprives them of a protector, and I will meet him to-morrow, and
- engage at his own weapons, not only him, but his brother George
- into the bargain.[36]
-
- And now, Madam CANDOUR, give me leave to ask _you_ a question or
- two, in my turn.
-
-[36] The above pleasantry being misconstrued by some of Roscius's
-friends to the disadvantage of the author, the latter thought himself
-under the necessity of seriously acquainting the former, of his being
-ready, as he is, at any time, to give him such satisfaction as a
-gentleman, who supposes himself injured, has a right to require.
-
- _Qu._ I. Whether, from many gross instances of misbehaviour,
- _Roscius_ hath not long had sufficient reason to suspect the
- detestable character of _Nyky_?
-
- II. Whether, therefore, granting Roscius to be himself
- _immaculate_, he is excusable for his notorious partialities to
- such a character?
-
- III. Whether he has any right to complain of unjust severity, in
- being ludicrously reproached with such partialities, by a writer,
- whom he hath treated, even in favour of that very wretch, with
- disrespect, with insolence, with injustice.
-
- W. KENRICK."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Instead of _candidly_ replying, however, to the above three queries, a
-very difficult task, indeed, to Roscius, he caused the Court of King's
-Bench to be moved for a rule to shew cause, why leave should not be
-given him to file an information against the author for a libel: which
-being granted of course, the same was exultingly announced in the
-following paragraphs inserted in all the news-papers:
-
-"Yesterday morning Mr. Dunning made a motion in the Court of King's
-Bench, for a rule to shew cause why an information should not be laid
-against the author of Love in the Suds. When the court was pleased to
-grant a rule for the first day of next term. The poem was read in
-court by the Clerk of the Crown, and afforded no small diversion when
-it came to that part which reflects upon a certain Chief Justice, who
-was present all the time.
-
-"Besides Mr. Wallace and Mr. Dunning, who are employed by great actor,
-in his prosecution of some detestable charges which have been lately
-urged with _as much folly as wickedness_ against his character, Mr.
-Murphy and Mr. Mansfield are also engaged, and the cause now becomes a
-matter of much expectation with the publick."
-
- * * * * *
-
-To these paragraphs the author judged it necessary to make the
-following reply, in the above-mentioned Morning Chronicle; almost all
-the rest of the news-papers, by the indefatigable industry and
-powerful influence of Roscius, a proprietor in most of them, being
-shut against him.
-
-
-The AUTHOR of LOVE in the SUDS to the PRINTER of the MORNING
-CHRONICLE.
-
- SIR,
-
- "In reprehending others you should ever be cautious of falling
- into the error you condemn. In yesterday's paper you indirectly
- charge me, among others, with having "urged a detestable charge
- with as much folly as wickedness against a certain great
- actor."--What other people have done I know not, nor does it
- concern me; but I may safely defy all the Lawyers in
- Westminster-Hall fairly to deduce such a charge as you hint at
- from the eclogue in question. In this respect it is certainly as
- innocent as the great actor's Jubilee Ode! But granting it
- otherwise with any one else, how can you take upon you to say that
- such a charge is urged _foolishly and wickedly_? Can _you_ know it
- to be false or groundless? And if not, on what grounds do you
- charge the accusers with _folly_ and _wickedness?_ Why does not
- the CANDOUR of the great actor, reply to the Queries put to him in
- your paper of Saturday last? But no; unable to justify himself at
- the bar of the publick, he flies for refuge to the quirks and
- quibbles of Westminster-Hall; and even this at the latter end of a
- term, in order to deceive the town into a notion that the court
- will countenance his prosecution. Why was not his motion made
- sooner, that cause might have been shewn in time, and the futility
- of it made immediately evident? Believe me, Sir, before an end is
- put to this business, the publick will be better enabled to judge
- on which side the _folly_ and _wickedness_ lies, than you appear
- to do at present.
-
- I am,
- yours, &c.
- W. K.
-
-
-FINIS.
-
-
-
-
- Shortly will be published,
-
- A
-
- LETTER
-
- TO
-
- DAVID GARRICK, Esq.
-
- OCCASIONED
-
- By his moving the Court of King's Bench, for Leave to file an
- Information against the Author of _Love in the Suds, or the
- Lamentation of Roscius for the Loss of his Nyky_.---- In which the
- real Purport of that Performance, with the Motives for its
- publication will be explained and justified.
-
-
-BY THE AUTHOR.
-
- _----mitto maledicta omnia:
- Rem ipsam putemus._
-
- ADELPHI.
-
-
-
-
-
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-Title: Love in the Suds: a Town Eclogue.
- Being the Lamentation of Roscius for the Loss of his NYKY.
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-Author: William Kenrick
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-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_I" id="Page_I">I</a></span></p>
-
-
-<p class="center small">A</p>
-<p class="center xxlarge"><span class="spaced">LETTER</span></p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">TO</span></p>
-<p class="center xlarge"><span class="spaced">DAVID GARRICK</span>, Esq.</p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">FROM</span></p>
-<p class="center xlarge"><span class="spaced">WILLIAM KENRICK</span>, LL.D.</p>
-
-<p class="center small"><i>Meo deo irato.</i> <span class="smcap">Ter. Phor.</span></p>
-
-<p class="center medium"><span class="spaced">THE THIRD EDITION.</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 200px;">
-<img src="images/i_001.png" width="200" height="109" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">LONDON:</span></p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">Printed for</span> J. WHEBLE, <span class="smcap">Pater-noster-Row.</span></span></p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="smcap">Mdcclxxii</span>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_II" id="Page_II">II</a></span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">To DAVID GARRICK, Esq.</span></p>
-
-<blockquote>
-<p><span class="spaced i2">SIR,</span></p>
-
-<p>The author of the following Eclogue, having requested my assistance
-to introduce it to the world; it was with more indignation than
-surprize I was informed of your having used your extensive influence
-over the press to prevent its being advertised in the News-papers.
-How are you, Sir, concerned in the Lamentation of <i>Roscius</i> for his
-<i>Nyky</i>? Does your modesty think no man entitled to the appellation
-of Roscius but yourself? Does Nyky resemble any nick-named favourite
-of yours? Or does it follow, that if you have cherished an unworthy
-favourite, you must bear too near a resemblance to him? <i>Qui
-capit ille facit</i>; beware of self-accusation, where others bring no
-charge! Or, granting you right in these particulars, by what right or
-privilege do you, Sir, set up for a licenser of the press? That you
-have long successfully usurped that privilege, to swell both your fame
-and fortune, is well known. Not the puffs of the quacks of Bayswater
-and Chelsea are so numerous and notorious: but by what authority
-do you take upon you to shut up the general channel, in
-which writers usher their performances to the public? If they attack
-either your talents or your character, <i>in utrumque paratus</i>, you
-are armed to defend yourself. You have, besides your ingenuous
-countenance and conscious innocence; <i>Nil conscire sibi, nulla pallescere
-culpa</i>; Besides this brazen bulwark, I say, you have a ready
-pen and a long purse. The press is open to the one, and the bar
-is ever ready to open with the other. For a poor author, not a
-printer will publish a paragraph, not a pleader will utter a quibble.
-You have then every advantage in the contest: It is needless,
-therefore, to endeavour to intimidate your antagonists by
-countenancing your retainers to threaten their lives! These intimidations,
-let me tell you Sir, have an ugly, suspicious look.
-They are besides needless; the <i>genus irritabile vatum</i> want no such
-personal provocations; Heaven knows, the life of a play-wright, like
-that of a spider, is in a state of the most slender dependency. It
-is well for my rhiming friend that his hangs not on so slight a
-thread. He thinks, nevertheless, that he has reason to complain,
-as well as the publick, of your having long preferred the flimzy,
-translated, patch'd-up and mis-altered pieces of your favourite compilers,
-to the arduous attempts at originality of writers, who have
-no personal interest with the manager. In particular, he thinks
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_III" id="Page_III">III</a></span>
-the two pieces, you are projecting to get up next winter, for the
-emolument of your favorite in disgrace, or to reimburse yourself
-the money, you may have advanced him, might, for the present
-at least, be laid aside.</p>
-
-<p>But you will ask me, perhaps, in turn, Sir, what right I have
-to interfere with the business of other people, or with yours? I
-will answer you. It is because I think your business, as patentee
-of a theatre-royal, is not so entirely yours, but that the publick
-also have some concern in it. You, Sir, indeed have long behaved
-as if you thought the town itself a purchased appurtenance
-to the theatre; but, tho' the scenes and machines are yours; nay,
-tho' you have even found means to make comedians and poets
-your property; it should be with more caution than you practise,
-that you extend your various arts to make so scandalous a property
-of the publick.</p>
-
-<p>Again I answer, it is because I have some regard for my friend,
-and as much for myself, whom you have treated as ill perhaps as
-you have done any other writer; while under your auspices, some of
-the persons stigmatised by the satirist, have frequently combined
-to do me the most essential injury. But <i>nemo me impune lacessit</i>.
-Not that I mean now to enter into particulars which may be
-thought to relate too much to myself and too little to the publick.
-When I shall have leisure to draw a faithful portraiture of Mr.
-Garrick, not only from his behaviour to me in particular, but
-from his conduct towards poets, players and the town in general,
-I doubt not to convince the most partial of his admirers that he hath
-accumulated a fortune, as manager, by the meanest and most meretricious
-devices, and that the theatrical props, which have long
-supported his exalted reputation, as an actor, have been raised on
-the ruins of the English stage.</p>
-
-<p>In the mean time, I leave you to amuse yourself with the following
-jeu d'esprit of my friend; hoping, tho' it be a severe correction
-for the errours of your past favouritism, it may prove a salutary
-guide to you for the future. With regard to its publication I hope
-also to stand excused with the reader for thus interposing to defeat
-the success of those arts, which you so unfairly practise to prevent,
-from reaching the public eye, whatever is disagreeable to your own.</p>
-
-<p class="right">I am, Sir,<br />
-Yours, &amp;c.<br />
-W. K.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_IV" id="Page_IV">IV</a></span>
-</p></blockquote>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="center xlarge"><span class="spaced">LOVE</span> in the <span class="spaced">SUDS;</span></p>
-<p class="center small">A</p>
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">TOWN ECLOGUE.</span></p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">BEING THE</span></p>
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">LAMENTATION of ROSCIUS</span></p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">FOR THE</span></p>
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">LOSS of his NYKY.</span></p>
-
-<p class="center small"><i>Dixin' ego vobis, in hôc esse Atticam elegantiam?</i> <span class="smcap">Ter.</span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl small"><i>O me inselicem!&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-&mdash;&mdash;quæ laudâram quantum luctus habuerint!</i></td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdr">
-<span class="smcap">Phæd.</span></td></tr></table>
-
-<p class="center">With <span class="smcap">Annotations</span> by the <span class="smcap">Editor</span>;</p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">AND AN</span></p>
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">APPENDIX,</span></p>
-<p class="center small"><span class="spaced">CONTAINING</span></p>
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">QUERIES and ANSWERS</span></span></p>
-
-<p class="center small">Relative to the Personal Satisfaction, pretended to have been required
-of the Author of the above Eclogue, by the lamentable <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">1</a></span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">LOVE</span> in the <span class="spaced">SUDS</span>;</p>
-<p class="center small">A</p>
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">TOWN ECLOGUE.</span></p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<table class="center" summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Whither away, now, <span class="smcap">George</span><a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">1</a>, into the city,<br />
-And to the village, must thou bear my ditty.<br />
-Seek <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> out, while I in verse complain,<br />
-And court the Muse to call him back again.<br />
-<span class="i2">B&oelig;otian Nymphs, my favorite verse inspire;</span><br />
-As erst ye <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> taught to strike the lyre.<br />
-For he like <span class="smcap">Ph&oelig;bus</span>' self can touch the string,<br />
-And opera-songs compose&mdash;like any thing!<br />
-What shall I do, now <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>'s fled away?<br />
-For who like him can either sing or say?
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Quo te, M&oelig;ri, pedes; an quò via ducit in urbem?<br />
-Nymphæ, noster amor, Libethrides, nunc mihi carmen,<br />
-Quale meo Codro, concedite; proxima Ph&oelig;bi<br />
-Versibus ille facit.&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdr">Quid facerem?</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">1</span></a> The brother and constant companion of <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>; the Mercury of
-our theatrical Jupiter, whom he dispatches with his divine commands to
-mortal poets and miserable actors.</div>
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">2</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-For me, alas! who well compos'd the song<br />
-When lovely <span class="smcap">Peggy</span><a name="FNanchor_2" id="FNanchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">2</a> liv'd, and I was young;<br />
-By age impair'd, my piping days are done,<br />
-My memory fails, and ev'n my voice is gone.<br />
-My feeble notes I yet must strive to raise;<br />
-B&oelig;otian Muses! aid my feeble lays:<br />
-A little louder, and yet louder still,<br />
-Aid me to raise my failing voice at will;<br />
-Aid me as loud as Hercules did bawl,<br />
-For Hylas lost, lost <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> back to call;<br />
-While London town, and all its suburbs round<br />
-In echoes, <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>, <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>, back resound.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-<span class="i2">&mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash; Sæpe ego longos</span><br />
-Cantando puerum memini me condere soles<br />
-Nunc oblita mihi tot carmina: vox quoque M&oelig;rim<br />
-Jam fugit ipsa&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-Omnia fert ætas, animum quoque.<br />
-&mdash;&mdash; Musæ paulò majora canamus.<br />
-&mdash;&mdash; Hylan nautæ quo fonte relictum<br />
-Clamassent; ut littus Hyla, Hyla, omne sonaret.<br />
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">NOTES.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_2" id="Footnote_2" href="#FNanchor_2"><span class="label">2</span></a> <span class="smcap">Peggy Woffington</span>, on whom our <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>, then her inamorato,
-made a famous song, beginning with the following stanza:
-<br />
-<br />
-<span class="i2"><i>Once more I'll tune the vocal shell,</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>To hills and dales my passion tell,</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>A flame which time can never quell,</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>That burns for thee, my Peggy.</i></span>
-</div>
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">3</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Whom fliest thou, frantic youth, and whence thy fear?<br />
-Blest had there never been a grenadier!<br />
-Unhappy <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>, by what frenzy seiz'd,<br />
-Couldst thou with such a monstrous thing be pleas'd?<br />
-What, tho' thyself a loving horse-marine,<a name="FNanchor_3" id="FNanchor_3" href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">3</a><br />
-A common foot-soldier's a thing obscene.<br />
-Not fabled Nymphs, by spleen turn'd into cows,<br />
-Bellow'd to nasty bulls their amorous vows;<br />
-Tho' turn'd their loving horns upon each other,<br />
-Butting in play, as brother might with brother.<br />
-Unhappy <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>, whither dost thou stray,<br />
-Lost to thy friends, o'er hills and far away?
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Quem fugis? Ah demens!&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-Et fortunatam, si nunquam armenta fuissent,<br />
-Pasiphaën nivei solatur amore juvenci.<br />
-Oh, virgo infelix, quæ te dementia cepit?<br />
-Pr&oelig;tides implêrunt falsis mugitibus agros:<br />
-At non tum turpes pecudum tamen ulla secuta est<br />
-Concubitus: quamvis collo timuisset aratrum,<br />
-Et sæpe in levi quæsisset cornua fronte.<br />
-Ah, virgo infelix, tu nunc in montibus erras!
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">NOTES.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-<blockquote><p>
-Time, however, effects strange things, as the poet says, and many have
-been the passions which have since agitated, and have been also quelled in
-the bosom of <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>.
-</p></blockquote>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_3" id="Footnote_3" href="#FNanchor_3"><span class="label">3</span></a> <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> is a half-pay officer of marines. A horse-marine is a kind of
-<i>meretricious</i> <span class="smcap">Hobby-horse</span>, <i>modò vir modò fæmina</i>.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">4</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Yet to Euryalus as Nisus true,
-So shall thy <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>, <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>, prove to you;<br />
-Whether by impulse mov'd, itself divine,<br />
-Or so I'm bound to call it, as it's mine,<br />
-A mighty feat presents itself to view,<br />
-Which for our mutual gain I yet will do.<br />
-Mean-time do thou beware, while I bemoan,<br />
-How far thou trustest seas or lands unknown.<br />
-To Tyber's stream, or to the banks of Po,<br />
-Safe in thy love, safe in thy virtue, go;<br />
-Yet even there with caution be thou kind,<br />
-And look out sharp and frequently behind.<br />
-But ah, beware, nor trust, tho' native Mud,<a name="FNanchor_4" id="FNanchor_4" href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">4</a><br />
-The banks of Liffy, or of Shannon's flood;<br />
-Or there, if driv'n by fate, be hush'd thy strain?<br />
-Nor of thy wayward lot, nor mine complain.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Nisus ait, "Diine hunc ardorem mentibus addunt<br />
-Euryale? An sua cuique deus sit dira Cupido?<br />
-Aut pugnam, aut aliquid jamdudum invadere magnum<br />
-Mens agitat mihi&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-Hàc iter est; tu ne qua manus se attollere nobis<br />
-A tergo possit, custodi et consule longè."
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="spaced">NOTES.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_4" id="Footnote_4" href="#FNanchor_4"><span class="label">4</span></a> <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> it seems was born and bred in Ireland; where his christian name
-was <i>John</i>. How he came by the Jewish appellation of <i>Isaac</i> is not generally
-known. Whether it was bestowed upon him for his resemblance to
-the chosen <i>people</i>, or given him by poetical licence, may possibly be a matter
-of disquisition for future scholiasts.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">5</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Lest female Bacchanals, when flush'd with wine,<br />
-Serve thee, like Orpheus, for thy song divine;<br />
-Nay back return, lest my too plaintive verse<br />
-Entail on me the same Orphean curse;<br />
-Lest Venus' train of Drury and the Strand<br />
-Attack my house by water and by land;<br />
-Hot with their midnight orgies, madly tear<br />
-My little limbs, and throw them here and there;<br />
-Casting, enrag'd at my provoking theme,<br />
-Th' inditing brain into the neighbouring stream:<br />
-When, as my skull shall float the tide along,<br />
-Thy much-lov'd name, the burthen of my song,<br />
-Shall still be stutter'd, later than my breath;<br />
-<span class="smcap">Nyky</span>&mdash;-<span class="smcap">Nyk</span>&mdash;&mdash;<span class="smcap">Ny</span>&mdash;&mdash;till stopt my tongue in death:<br />
-Through London-bridge shall Wapping <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> roar,<br />
-And <span class="smcap">Nyk</span> be even heard to Hampton's shore.<a name="FNanchor_5" id="FNanchor_5" href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">5</a>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-&mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash; Spreto Ciconum quo munere matres<br />
-Inter sacra deûm, nocturnique orgia Bacchi,<br />
-Discerptum latos juvenem sparsêre per agros.<br />
-Tum quoque marmoreâ caput à cervice revulsum,<br />
-Gurgite cum medio portans Oeagrius Hebrus<br />
-Volveret, Eurydicen vox ipsa et frigida lingua<br />
-Ah miseram Eurydicen anima fugiente, vocabat:<br />
-Eurydicen toto referebant flumine ripæ!
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_5" id="Footnote_5" href="#FNanchor_5"><span class="label">5</span></a> The celebrated villa of <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">6</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-On Hebrus' banks so tuneful Orpheus died;<br />
-His limbs the fields receiv'd, his head the tide.<br />
-Nor more its stream renown'd than Thames in fame<a name="FNanchor_6" id="FNanchor_6" href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor">6</a>:<br />
-Here Catherine Hayes serv'd Goodman Hayes the same.<br />
-Here on this spot, where now th' Adelphi stands,<br />
-Was thrown her husband's noddle from her hands;<br />
-His scatter'd limbs left quiv'ring on the shore;<br />
-As Thracian wives had play'd their part before.<br />
-Oh, horrour, horrour! <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> back return;<br />
-Nor more for grenadiers imprudent burn.<br />
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-And yet, ah why should <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> thus be blam'd?<br />
-Of manly love ah! why are men asham'd?<br />
-A new red coat, fierce cock and killing air<br />
-Will captivate the most obdurate fair;<br />
-What wonder then if <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>'s tender heart<br />
-At such a sight should feel a lover's smart:<br />
-No wonder love, that in itself is blind,<br />
-Should no distinction in the difference find;<br />
-No wonder love should <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> thus enthrall;<br />
-Almighty love, at times, subdues us all;<br />
-While, vulgar prejudices soar'd above,<br />
-<span class="smcap">Nyk</span> gave up all the world,&mdash;well lost for love.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Omnia vincit amor et nos cedamus amori.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_6" id="Footnote_6" href="#FNanchor_6"><span class="label">6</span></a> See the Tyburn Chronicle and Newgate lamentations <i>pro tempore</i>; particularly
-that famous ballad, entitled A merry song about murder, beginning
-with, "In Tyburn-road there liv'd a man," &amp;c.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">7</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Yet slight the cause of <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>'s late mishap;<br />
-<span class="smcap">Nyk</span> but mistook the colour of the cap:<br />
-A common errour, frequent in the Park,<br />
-Where love is apt to stumble in the dark.<br />
-Why rais'd the haughty female head so high,<br />
-With the tall caps of grenadiers to vie?<br />
-Why does it like tremendous figure make,<br />
-To subject purblind lovers to mistake?<a name="FNanchor_7" id="FNanchor_7" href="#Footnote_7" class="fnanchor">7</a><br />
-Or rather why, in these enlighten'd times,<br />
-Should rigid Nature call such errours crimes?<br />
-"Thou Nature art my goddess," saith the play;<br />
-But even Shakespeare's text hath had its day.<br />
-More gentle custom no such rigour knows;<br />
-And custom into second nature grows.<br />
-Let vulgar passions move the vulgar mind,<br />
-Superior souls feel motives more refin'd:<br />
-Among the low-bred English slow advance<br />
-Th' Italian <i>gusto</i> and <i>bon ton</i> of France.<br />
-Strange to the classic lore of Greece and Rome,<br />
-And rudely nurs'd in ignorance at home,<br />
-The tasteless herd e'en construe into sin,<br />
-That poets should in metaphor lie in,<br />
-While I, their best man-midwife, must be sham'd,<br />
-Whene'er the Fashionable Lover's nam'd.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_7" id="Footnote_7" href="#FNanchor_7"><span class="label">7</span></a> <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> is near sighted.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">8</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-But Candour's veil love's foibles still should cover<br />
-And <span class="smcap">Nyk</span> be stil'd a <span class="smcap">Fashionable Lover</span>.<a name="FNanchor_8" id="FNanchor_8" href="#Footnote_8" class="fnanchor">8</a><br />
-<span class="i2">To polish'd travellers is only known</span><br />
-That taste which makes the ancient arts our own;<br />
-Which shares with Rome in every gem antique;<br />
-Which blends the modern with the ancient Greek;<br />
-Improves on both, and greatly soars above,<br />
-In pure philanthropy, Platonic love;<br />
-That love which burns with undistinguish'd rage,<br />
-And spares in fondness neither sex nor age?<br />
- Ah! therefore why in these enlighten'd times<br />
-Sould rigid Nature call such errours crimes?<br />
-Must not the taste of Attic wits be nice?<br />
-Can antient virtue be a modern vice?<br />
-The Mantuan bard, or else his scholiast lies,<a name="FNanchor_9" id="FNanchor_9" href="#Footnote_9" class="fnanchor">9</a><br />
-Virgil the chaste, nay Socrates the wise.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_8" id="Footnote_8" href="#FNanchor_8"><span class="label">8</span></a>
-
-<blockquote><p>
-"<i>If any author of prolific brains<br />
-In this good company feels labour-pains;<br />
-If any gentle poet big with rhyme<br />
-Has run his reckoning out and gone his time:<br />
-Know such that at our hospital of muses<br />
-He may lie-in in private if he chuses;<br />
-We've single lodgings there for secret sinners<br />
-With good encouragement for your beginners.</i>"<br />
-<br />
-Prologue to the <span class="smcap">Fashionable Lover</span>.</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>It is indeed now plain enough that <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> has given great encouragement
-to <i>secret sinners</i>; but I would advise none of our poets to lie in again
-in private; but to remember the fate of a late tragedy and farce. Poor
-<i>Clementina</i>, and the lady <i>An hour before marriage</i>, both privately lay-in and
-miscarried.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_9" id="Footnote_9" href="#FNanchor_9"><span class="label">9</span></a> The Jesuit Ruæus begins the argument of Virgil's second Eclogue
-with the following explicit declaration, <i>Amabat Virgilius puerum</i>.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">9</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-The gay Petronius, sophists, wits and bards,<br />
-Of old, bestow'd on youth their soft regards;<br />
-In modish dalliance pass'd their harmless time<br />
-Ev'n modish now in soft Italia's clime.<br />
-Could lightenings ever issue from above<br />
-To blast poor men for such a crime as love;<br />
-When the lewd daughters of incestuous Lot<br />
-Were both with child by their own father got?<br />
-Poor goody Lot indeed might be in fault,<br />
-And justly turn'd to monumental salt:<br />
-The matrimonial emblem of a wife:<br />
-Needs must be salt a dish to keep for life!<br />
-A fable Sodom's fate: in Heav'n above<br />
-All is made up of harmony and love;<br />
-That such its vengeance I believe not, I;<br />
-Historians err and Hebrew Jews will lie.<br />
-<span class="i2">Sing then, my Muse, a more engaging strain</span><br />
-To lure my <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> back to Drury-lane.<br />
-Tell him the fancied danger all is o'er;<br />
-Home he may come and love as heretofore.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Formosum pastor Corydon ardebat Alexin.<br />
-<span class="i2">&mdash;&mdash; Deos didici securum agere ævum</span><br />
-Nec si quid miri faciat natura, deos id<br />
-Tristes ex alto c&oelig;li demittere tecto.<br />
-&mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash; Credat Judæus Apella,<br />
-Non ego. &mdash;&mdash;<br />
-Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.<br />
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">10</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-In vain the vulgar shall for vengeance call,<br />
-Or move the justices at Hickes's-hall;<br />
-In vain grand juries shall be urg'd by law<br />
-In his indictment not to leave a flaw.<br />
-Ev'n at the bar should <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> stand arraign'd,<br />
-No verdict 'gainst him should be there obtain'd;<br />
-Nay, by the laws and customs of the land,<br />
-Tho' trembling <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> should convicted stand,<br />
-The candid jury shall be mov'd t'acquit<br />
-A gentleman, an author, and a wit:<br />
-For liberal minds with candour ever see<br />
-The milder failings of humanity!<br />
-Smooth-spoken <span class="smcap">Mansfield</span>,<a name="FNanchor_10" id="FNanchor_10" href="#Footnote_10" class="fnanchor">10</a> with his vacant face,<br />
-In softening accents first shall ope his case;<br />
-Which to defend, the want of Merlin's cunning<br />
-Shall be supplied by that of Grimbald <span class="smcap">Dunning</span>.<a name="FNanchor11" id="FNanchor11" href="#Footnote11" class="fnanchor">11</a><br />
-E'en at th' Old-Bailey they for <span class="smcap">Nyk</span> shall plead;<br />
-Where would they not, if they were largely fee'd?<br />
-Were <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> summon'd to the bar below,<br />
-Well-fee'd these faithful barristers would go;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_10" id="Footnote_10" href="#FNanchor_10"><span class="label">10</span></a> Not the Judge of that name; but the barrister, who, is by no
-means a judge&mdash;&mdash; of any thing.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote11" id="Footnote11" href="#FNanchor11"><span class="label">11</span></a> See King Arthur, lately revived at Drury-lane Theatre, and attend the
-pleadings in our courts of law and equity at Westminster, Guildhall, and
-Lincoln's-inn.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">11</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Their tale to Minos would they glibly tell;<br />
-Minos the <span class="smcap">Mansfield</span>, or Chief Judge, of Hell.<a name="FNanchor12" id="FNanchor12" href="#Footnote12" class="fnanchor">12</a><br />
- Nor need my <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> fear a London jury<br />
-Will e'er be influenced with a female fury.<br />
-Can they who let a prov'd assassin 'scape<br />
-Hang up poor <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> for a friendly rape?<br />
-If in the dark to stab, be thought no crime,<br />
-What may'nt be hop'd from jurymen in time?<br />
-Soon Southern modes, no doubt, they'll reconcile<br />
-With the plain manners of our Northern isle;<br />
-And e'en new-married citizens be brought<br />
-To reckon S&mdash;&mdash;y a venial fault:<br />
-When if <span class="smcap">George Bellas</span>,<a name="FNanchor13" id="FNanchor13" href="#Footnote13" class="fnanchor">13</a> cruel and unkind,<br />
-Blast not their loves, with rude tempestuous wind,<br />
-In common-council Corydon may burn,<br />
-And Corydons for Corydon in turn,<br />
-Till every alderman about the chair<br />
-Find his Alexis in a new lord-mayor.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Ex illo Corydon, Corydon est tempore nobis.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote12" id="Footnote12" href="#FNanchor12"><span class="label">12</span></a> Minos is reported by the poets to have been raised to this high office
-for his impartiality in the administration of Justice here on earth: what a
-pity that office is not soon to become vacant; as it might be most luckily
-filled by as worthy a successor.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote13" id="Footnote13" href="#FNanchor13"><span class="label">13</span></a> A boisterous mock-patriot, supposed to be descended from Eolus and
-Amphitrite, being famous for his mackarel expeditions, his musical knowledge
-of the fundamental base and public performances on the bassoon.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">12</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-<span class="i2">Sing then, O Muse, a more pathetic strain,</span><br />
-To lure my gentle <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> back again.<br />
-For, sure as Thames resembles Tyber's tide,<br />
-Shall Macaronis soon possess Cheapside;<br />
-As petty-jury-men in judgment sit,<br />
-And ev'ry Corydon, with <span class="smcap">Nyk</span>, acquit.<br />
-Yes by this knife, this useful<a name="FNanchor14" id="FNanchor14" href="#Footnote14" class="fnanchor">14</a> knife, I swear,<br />
-Which for my lov'd <span class="smcap">B&mdash;&mdash;tti</span>'s sake I wear;<br />
-This knife, whose haft, at Stratford Jubilee,<br />
-For ever left its parent mulberry tree;<br />
-For thence it grew, tho', tipt with steel so fine,<br />
-It now will serve to stab with, or to dine;<br />
-That tree, which late on Avon's border grew;<br />
-By Shakespeare planted; Warwick lads say true;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-&#913;'&#955;&#955;' &#7953;&#954; &#964;&#959;&#953; &#7953;&#8165;&#949;&#969;, &#954;&#945;&#953; &#7953;&#960;&#7985; &#956;&#7953;&#947;&#945;&#957; &#8001;&#961;&#954;&#959;&#957; &#8001;&#956;&#959;&#965;&#956;&#945;&#953;,<br />
-&#925;&#945;&#7985; &#956;&#7937; &#964;&#8001;&#948;&#949; &#962;&#954;&#951;&#960;&#961;&#959;&#957;, &#964;&#8001; &#956;&#7953;&#957; &#959;&#965;&#960;&#959;&#964;&#964;&#949; &#966;&#965;&#955;&#955;&#945; &#954;&#945;&#953; &#8001;&#950;&#959;&#965;&#962;<br />
-&#934;&#965;&#963;&#949;&#953;, &#7953;&#960;&#949;&#953;&#948;&#7969; &#960;&#961;&#969;&#964;&#945; &#964;&#959;&#956;&#7969;&#957; &#7953;&#957; &#8001;&#961;&#949;&#963;&#963;&#953; &#955;&#949;&#955;&#959;&#953;&#960;&#949;&#957;,<br />
-&#927;&#8017;&#948;' &#7937;&#957;&#945;&#952;&#951;&#955;&#7969;&#963;&#949;&#953;&#927;&#8017;&#948;' &#7937;&#957;&#945;&#952;&#951;&#955;&#7969;&#963;&#949;&#953;.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdr">
-<span class="smcap">Hom.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Ut sceptrum hoc (sceptrum dextrâ nam fortè gerebat)<br />
-Nunquam fronde levi fundet virgulta nec umbras;<br />
-Cùm semel in sylvis imo de stirpe recisum,<br />
-Matre caret posuitque comas et brachia ferro<br />
-Olim arbos, nunc artificis manus ære decoro.<br />
-Inclusit patribusque dedit gestare Latinis.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdr">
-<span class="smcap">Virg.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote14" id="Footnote14" href="#FNanchor14"><span class="label">14</span></a> See the utility of this knife in a late Sessions-paper.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">13</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-By this most precious relick, here I pledge<br />
-Myself to save him from the halter's edge:<br />
-And not myself alone, but ev'ry friend<br />
-Shall all his interest and assistance lend.<br />
-Quaint B&mdash;&mdash;, beholding the rude mob with scorn,<br />
-Shall tell how Irish bards are gentle born;<br />
-Next I, to captivate the learned bench,<br />
-Will strait affirm that <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> writes good French;<a name="FNanchor15" id="FNanchor15" href="#Footnote15" class="fnanchor">15</a><br />
-Thy timid nature <span class="smcap">Johnson</span> shall maintain,<a name="FNanchor16" id="FNanchor16" href="#Footnote16" class="fnanchor">16</a><br />
-In words no dictionary can explain.<br />
-Goldsmith, good-natur'd man, shall next defend,<br />
-His foster-brother,<a name="FNanchor17" id="FNanchor17" href="#Footnote17" class="fnanchor">17</a> countryman, and friend:<br />
-Shall prove the humbler passions, now and then,<br />
-Are incidental to us little men;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Hanc ego magnanimi spolium Didymaonis hastam,<br />
-Ut semel est avulsa jugis à matre perempta,<br />
-Quæ neque jam frondes virides neque proferet umbras,<br />
-Fida ministeria et duras obit horrida pugnas<br />
-Testor.<br />
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdr">
-<span class="smcap">Val. Flac.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote15" id="Footnote15" href="#FNanchor15"><span class="label">15</span></a> See the Sessions-paper; in which this admirable plea is made use of by
-<span class="smcap">Roscius</span> to exculpate a culprit accused of murder.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote16" id="Footnote16" href="#FNanchor16"><span class="label">16</span></a> See the same; in which this pompous pseudo-philosopher affects to
-suppose cowardice incompatible with the character of an Italian bravo.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote17" id="Footnote17" href="#FNanchor17"><span class="label">17</span></a> So called from having not long since made one in a poetical triumvirate,
-which gave occasion to the following verses in imitation of Dryden's
-famous epigram on Milton;<br />
-<br />
-<span class="i2">
-"Three poets in three distant ages born," &amp;c.
-</span>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">14</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-And that the part our gentle <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> play'd<br />
-Was but philosophy in masquerade.<a name="FNanchor18" id="FNanchor18" href="#Footnote18" class="fnanchor">18</a><br />
-Let me no longer, then, my loss deplore,<br />
-But to his <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>, Muse, my <span class="smcap">Nyk</span> restore.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>Poor Dryden! what a theme hadst thou,<br />
-Compar'd to that which offers now?<br />
-What are your Britons, Romans, Grecians,<br />
-Compar'd with thorough-bred Milesians?<br />
-Step into Griffin's shop, he'll tell ye<br />
-Of Goldsmith, Bickerstaff, and Kelly,<br />
-Three poets of one age and nation,<br />
-Whose more than mortal reputation,<br />
-Mounting in trio to the skies<br />
-O'er Milton's fame and Virgil's flies.<br />
-Nay, take one Irish evidence for t'other,<br />
-Ev'n Homer's self is but their foster-brother.</i>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote18" id="Footnote18" href="#FNanchor18"><span class="label">18</span></a> It seems indeed to be growing into fashion for philosophy to go in
-masquerade, if there be any truth in the subject of the following; which
-lately appeared in the public prints.<br />
-<br />
-<p>To Doctor <span class="smcap">Goldsmith</span>, on seeing his name in the list of the
-mummers at the late masquerade.</p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-"Say should the philosophic mind disdain<br />
-That good which makes each humbler bosom vain;<br />
-Let school-taught pride dissemble all it can,<br />
-Such little things are great to little man."<br />
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdr">
-<span class="smcap">Goldsmith.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>How widely different, Goldsmith, are the ways<br />
-Of doctors now, and those of ancient days!<br />
-Theirs taught the truth in academic shades,<br />
-Ours haunt lewd hops, and midnight masquerades!<br />
-So chang'd the times! say philosophic sage,<br />
-Whose genius suits so well this tasteful age,<br />
-Is the Pantheon, late a sink obscene,<br />
-Become the fountain of chaste Hippocrene?<br />
-Or do thy moral numbers quaintly flow<br />
-Inspir'd by th' Aganippe of Soho?</i>
-</td></tr></table>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">15</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-For who like him will patch and pilfer plays,<br />
-Yielding to me the profit and the praise?<br />
-Tho' cheap in French translations <span class="smcap">Murphy</span> deals;<br />
-For cheap he well may vend the goods he steals;<br />
-Tho' modest <span class="smcap">Craddoc</span> scorns to sell his play,<br />
-But gives the good-for-nothing thing away;<br />
-What tho' the courtly <span class="smcap">Cumberland</span> succeeds<br />
-In writing stuff no man of letters reads;<br />
-Tho' sense and language are expell'd the stage;<br />
-For nonsense pleases best a senseless age;<br />
-What tho' the author of the New Bath Guide<br />
-Up to the skies my talents late hath cried;<a name="FNanchor19" id="FNanchor19" href="#Footnote19" class="fnanchor">19</a>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>Do wisdom's sons gorge cates and vermicelli<br />
-Like beastly Bickerstaff or bothering Kelly?<br />
-Or art thou tir'd of th' undeserv'd applause<br />
-Bestow'd on bards affecting virtue's cause?<br />
-Wouldst thou, like Sterne, resolv'd at length to thrive,<br />
-Turn pimp and die cock-bawd at sixty-five,<br />
-Is this the good that makes the humble vain,<br />
-The good philosophy should not disdain<br />
-If so, let pride dissemble all it can,<br />
-A modern sage is still much less than man.</i><br />
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="smcap">Morning Chronicle.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote19" id="Footnote19" href="#FNanchor19"><span class="label">19</span></a> The compliments passed between these celebrated geniuses indeed were
-mutual; Mr. A. commending <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> for his fine acting, and Roscius in
-return Mr. A. for his fine writing. The panegyric on both sides was equally
-modest and just; and yet some snarling epigrammatist could not forbear
-throwing out the following ill-natured jeu d'esprit on the occasion.<br />
-<br />
-On the poetical compliments lately passed between Mess. G. and A.<br />
-<br />
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>When mincing masters, met with misses,<br />
-Pay mutual compliments for kisses;<br />
-Miss Polly sings no doubt divinely,<br />
-And master Jacky spouts as finely.<br />
-But, how I hate such odious greeting,<br />
-When two old stagers have a meeting<br />
-Foh! out upon the filthy pother!<br />
-What!</i> men <i>beslobber one another!</i>
-</td></tr></table>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">16</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Tho' humble <span class="smcap">Hiffernan</span> in pay, I keep,<br />
-Still my fast friend, when he is fast asleep;<br />
-Tho' long the Hodmandod my friend hath been,<br />
-With the land-tortoise earth'd at Turnham-Green:<a name="FNanchor20" id="FNanchor20" href="#Footnote20" class="fnanchor">20</a><br />
-Tho' <span class="smcap">Harry Woodfall</span>, <span class="smcap">Baldwin</span>, <span class="smcap">Evans</span>, <span class="smcap">Say</span>,<a name="FNanchor21" id="FNanchor21" href="#Footnote21" class="fnanchor">21</a><br />
-My puffs in fairest order full display;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote20" id="Footnote20" href="#FNanchor20"><span class="label">20</span></a> Two amphibious monsters, well known in the republic of letters as editors
-of the Critical and Monthly Reviews. The latter seems to be compared by
-the poet to a land-tortoise buried in the earth, on account of the slowness of
-its motion and the clouds of dust and dullness with which it is surrounded:
-the former hath been long known by the above appellation from the following
-humorous description.<br />
-<br />
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Lusus Naturæ Typographus.</span></p>
-
-<p>Monstrum horrendum informe ingens cui lumen ademptum.
-<span class="smcap i2">Virg.</span></p>
-
-<p>
-I thought some of Nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them
-well; they imitated humanity so abominably
-<span class="smcap i2">Shakespeare.</span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>In Nature's workshop, on a day,<br />
-Her journeymen inclin'd to play,<br />
-<span class="i2">Half drunk 'twixt cup and can,</span><br />
-Took up a clod, which she with care<br />
-Was modelling a huge sea bear,<br />
-<span class="i2">And swore they'd make't a man.</span></i><br />
-<br />
-<i>They tried, but, handling ill their tools,<br />
-Formed, like a pack of bungling fools,<br />
-<span class="i2">A thing so gross and odd;</span><br />
-That, when it roll'd about the dish,<br />
-They knew not if 'twere flesh or fish,<br />
-<span class="i2">A man or Hodmandod.</span></i><br />
-<br />
-<i>Yet, to compleat their piece of fun,<br />
-They christen'd it Arch Hamilton;<br />
-<span class="i2">"But what can this thing do?"</span><br />
-Kick it down stairs; the devil's in't<br />
-If it won't do to write and print<br />
-<span class="i2">The Critical Review.</span></i><span class="smcap i2">Kenrick.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote21" id="Footnote21" href="#FNanchor21"><span class="label">21</span></a> Editors and printers of news-papers, well known to the public for their
-impartiality in regard to <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">17</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Impartially insert each friendly <span class="smcap">PRO</span>,<br />
-Suppressing ever <span class="smcap">CON</span> of every foe;<a name="FNanchor22" id="FNanchor22" href="#Footnote22" class="fnanchor">22</a><br />
-For well I ween, they wot that <i>cons</i> and <i>pros</i><br />
-Will tend my faults and follies to expose:<br />
-Tho' mighty <span class="smcap">Tom</span> doth still my champion prove,<br />
-And <span class="smcap">Lockyer</span>'s gauntlet be a chicken glove.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote22" id="Footnote22" href="#FNanchor22"><span class="label">22</span></a> A recent instance of this must not pass unnoticed. In the Public Advertiser
-appeared lately the following quaint panegyric, suggested probably
-to <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> himself by his brother <span class="smcap">George</span> the attorney.<br />
-<br />
-<table summary=""><tr>
-<td class="tdl">
-Nature<br />
-against<br />
-G&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-</td>
-<td class="curly">
-}
-</td>
-<td class="tdl">
-Notice of Process.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td class="tdl">
-<i>Dame Nature against G&mdash;&mdash; now by me<br />
-Her action brings, and thus she grounds her plea.<br />
-<span class="i2">"I never made a man but still</span><br />
-<span class="i2">You acted like that man at will;</span><br />
-<span class="i2">Yet ever must I hope in vain</span><br />
-<span class="i2">To make a man like you again."</span><br />
-Hence ruin'd totally by you,<br />
-She brings her suit, &amp;c. &amp;c.</i><span class="i2">B. Solicitor for the Plaintiff.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<p>In reply to this notice, it is said, the <i>defendant's plea</i> would have appeared in
-the same paper; but the cause was obliged to be removed by <i>certiorari</i> to another
-court; when it appeared thus:</p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Nature<br />
-against<br />
-G&mdash;&mdash;
-</td>
-<td class="curly">
-}
-</td>
-<td class="tdl">
-Defendant's Plea.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td class="tdl">
-<i>For G&mdash;&mdash; I without a fee<br />
-'Gainst Nature thus put in his plea.</i><br />
-<span class="i2"><span class="i2"><i>"To make a man, like me, of art,</i></span></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>Is not, 'tis true, dame Nature's part;</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>I own that Scrub, fool, knave I've play'd</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>With more success than all my trade;</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>But prove it, plaintiff, if you can,</i></span><br />
-<span class="i2"><i>That e'er I acted like a man."</i></span><br />
-<i>Of this we boldly make denial.&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-Join issue, and proceed to trial.</i>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td class="tdr">A. Attorney for the Defendant.</td>
-</tr></table>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">18</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Tho' shambling <span class="smcap">Becket</span>,<a name="FNanchor23" id="FNanchor23" href="#Footnote23" class="fnanchor">23</a> proud to soothe my pride,<br />
-Keeps ever shuflling on my right-hand side;<br />
-What tho' with well-tim'd flatt'ry, loud he cries,<br />
-At each theatric stare, "See, see his eyes!"<br />
-What tho' he'll fetch and carry at command,<br />
-And kiss, true spaniel-like, his master's hand;<br />
-With admiration <span class="smcap">Nyk</span> ne'er heard me speak,<br />
-But press'd the kiss of love upon my cheek;<a name="FNanchor24" id="FNanchor24" href="#Footnote24" class="fnanchor">24</a><br />
-Incessant clapp'd at th'end of every speech;<br />
-And, had I bidd'n him, would have kiss'd my b&mdash;&mdash;!<br />
-Let me no longer, then, my loss deplore,<br />
-But to his <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>, Muse, my <span class="smcap">Nyk</span> restore.<br />
- But hah! what discord strikes my listening ear?<br />
-Is <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> dead, or is some critic near?<br />
-Curse on that Ledger and that damn'd Whitehall,<a name="FNanchor25" id="FNanchor25" href="#Footnote25" class="fnanchor">25</a><br />
-How players and managers they daily maul!
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote23" id="Footnote23" href="#FNanchor23"><span class="label">23</span></a> The famous <span class="smcap">Thomas a Becket</span>, feigned by the poets to have been
-drown'd, when, being half-seas over, in claret, he endeavoured to return to
-land: on which occasion a wicked wit of the town made the following epitaph
-for his tomb.<br />
-<br />
-
-<span class="i2"><i>Here lies</i></span><br />
-<i>That shuffling, shambling, shrugging, shrinking shrimp,<br />
-Tom Becket, Mammon's most industrious imp!</i>
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote24" id="Footnote24" href="#FNanchor24"><span class="label">24</span></a> A customary method it seems, of <span class="smcap">Nyky</span>'s expressing his admiration of
-the acting of the immortal <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote25" id="Footnote25" href="#FNanchor25"><span class="label">25</span></a> News-papers so called, in which <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> is not a sharer, and hath
-not yet come up to the price of their silence.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">19</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Curse on that Morning-Chronicle; whose tale<br />
-Is never known with spightful wit to fail.<br />
-Curse on that <span class="smcap">Foote</span>; who in ill-fated hour<br />
-Trod on the heels of my theatric-power;<br />
-Who, ever ready with some biting joke,<br />
-My peace hath long and would my heart have broke.<br />
-Curse on his horse&mdash;one leg! but <span class="smcap">ONE</span> to break!<br />
-"A kingdom for a horse"&mdash;to break his neck!<br />
-Curse on that <span class="smcap">Stevens</span>,<a name="FNanchor26" id="FNanchor26" href="#Footnote26" class="fnanchor">26</a> with his Irish breeding,<br />
-While I am acting, shall that wretch be reading?<br />
-Curse on all rivals, or in fame or profit;<br />
-The Fantoccini still make something of it!<a name="FNanchor27" id="FNanchor27" href="#Footnote27" class="fnanchor">27</a>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote26" id="Footnote26" href="#FNanchor26"><span class="label">26</span></a> <span class="smcap">George Alexander Stevens</span> the lecturer, not the Macaroni
-editor of Shakespeare.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote27" id="Footnote27" href="#FNanchor27"><span class="label">27</span></a> What formidable rivals to the immortal <span class="smcap">Roscius</span>? Harlequin, Scaramouch,
-Chimney-sweeper, Bass-viol, Astrologer, Child, Statue and Parrot!
-But <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> having received a formal challenge from Mr. Punch and his
-merry family, a pitch'd-battle, for which great preparations are now making,
-will be fought between them next winter; when there is no doubt but the
-triumphant <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> will, even at their own weapons, rout them all. There
-is the less reason to fear this, as he hath already exceeded even Mr.&mdash;&mdash; 's
-activity in King Richard. It is but three or four years ago since this mock-monarch
-died so tamely that he was hissed off the stage; on which occasion
-the following epigram appeared in the papers.<br />
-<br />
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdc">
-<span class="smcap">Roscius redivivus.</span>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>George! did'nt I hear the critics hiss,<br />
-When I was dead?&mdash;"Yes, brother, yes,<br />
-<span class="i2">You did not die in high rant."</span><br />
-Nay, if they think a dying king<br />
-Like Harlequin convuls'd, should spring,<br />
-<span class="i2">Let &mdash;&mdash; be hence their tyrant.</span></i>
-</td></tr></table>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">20</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Curse on that <span class="smcap">Kenrick</span>,<a name="FNanchor28" id="FNanchor28" href="#Footnote28" class="fnanchor">28</a> with his caustic pen,<br />
-Who scorns the hate, and hates the love of <span class="smcap">MEN</span>;<br />
-Who with such ease envenom'd satire writes,<br />
-Deeper his ink than aqua fortis<a name="FNanchor29" id="FNanchor29" href="#Footnote29" class="fnanchor">29</a> bites.<br />
-Stand his perpetual-motion<a name="FNanchor30" id="FNanchor30" href="#Footnote30" class="fnanchor">30</a> ever still;<br />
-Or, if it move, oh, let it move uphill.<br />
-The curse of Sisiphus, oh, let him feel;<br />
-The curse of Fortune's still recurring wheel;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Roscius</span>, however, hath chang'd his mind, and acquired new elastic powers;
-in so much that the following complimentary verses appeared on the agility,
-which he lately displayed in the performance of that character.</p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>Be dumb, ye criticks, dare to hiss no more<br />
-While crowded boxes, pit and galleries roar.<br />
-Who says that Roscius feels the hand of Time,<br />
-To blast his blooming laurels in their prime?<br />
-With ever supple limbs and pliant tongue,<br />
-Roscius, like Hebe, will be ever young.<br />
-See and believe your eyes&mdash;&mdash;did e'er you see<br />
-So great a feat of pure agility?<br />
-Nor Hughes nor Astley, vaulting in the air,<br />
-Like Roscius makes the struck spectators stare.<br />
-Nor Lun nor Woodward ever gave the spring,<br />
-He gave last night in Richard, dying king!<br />
-Th' immortal actor, who can die so clever,<br />
-In spite of fate will live to die for ever!</i>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote28" id="Footnote28" href="#FNanchor28"><span class="label">28</span></a>
-<br />
-A Briton blunt, bred to plain mathematics,<br />
-Who hates French b&mdash;gres, and Italian pathics.
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote29" id="Footnote29" href="#FNanchor29"><span class="label">29</span></a> The plaintive <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> seems here to have an eye to the following lines:
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>The wits who drink water, and suck sugar-candy,<br />
-Impute the strong spirit of</i> Kenrick <i>to brandy.<br />
-They are not so much out: the matter in short is<br />
-He sips</i> aqua-vitæ <i>and spits</i> aqua-fortis.<span class="smcap i2">Public Adv.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote30" id="Footnote30" href="#FNanchor30"><span class="label">30</span></a> This multifarious genius pretends to have discovered the Perpetual motion,
-but it must be a mere pretence; as he is weak enough to think the
-public ought to reward him for his discovery, and offers to disclose it
-on the simple terms of no purchase no pay.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">21</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-That upward roll'd with anxious toil and pain,<br />
-The summit almost gain'd, rolls back again.<br />
-Ne'er shall his <span class="smcap">Falstaff</span><a name="FNanchor31" id="FNanchor31" href="#Footnote31" class="fnanchor">31</a> come again to life;<br />
-Ne'er shall be play'd again his <span class="smcap">Widow'd Wife</span>;<a name="FNanchor32" id="FNanchor32" href="#Footnote32" class="fnanchor">32</a><br />
-Ne'er will I court again his stubborn Muse,<br />
-But for a pageant would his play refuse.<br />
-While puff and pantomime will gull the town,<br />
-'Tis good to keep o'erweening merit down;<br />
-With <span class="smcap">Bickerstaff</span> and <span class="smcap">Cumberland</span> go shares,<br />
-And grind the poets as I grind the players.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Aut petes aut urges ruiturum, Sysiphe, saxum.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote31" id="Footnote31" href="#FNanchor31"><span class="label">31</span></a> Falstaff's Wedding, a play written in imitation of Shakespeare; at first
-rejected, as unfit for the theatre, on account of having so many of Shakespeare's
-known characters in it; tho' the manager himself afterwards brought
-on a pageant, in which were almost all Shakespeare's known characters; when
-finding it difficult to make any of them speak with propriety, he contented
-himself with instructing them to bite their thumbs, screw up their mouths,
-and make faces at each other, to the great edification of the audience.&mdash;This
-play indeed was afterwards performed, and tho' received with the most
-confirmed and general applause, has however never since been acted, either
-for the author's emolument or the entertainment of the publick.</div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote32" id="Footnote32" href="#FNanchor32"><span class="label">32</span></a> Another comedy, nearly under the same predicament with respect to
-the town: having been performed but once since its first run, tho' received
-with similar approbation; the manager in the mean while having brought
-on, and repeatedly acted, the performances of his favourite play-wrights, to
-almost empty houses: and yet <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> hath all the while pretended to
-have the highest opinion of the talents, and the greatest regard for the interest
-of the writer.&mdash;&mdash; The manager claims a legal right, indeed, as patentee, to
-perform what plays he pleases; but tho' the play-house and patent be his property,
-he has no liberal right to make, at pleasure, a property of the players,
-the poets and the publick!</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">22</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Curse on that <span class="smcap">Kenrick</span>, foul of spleen and whim!<br />
-What are my puffs, and what my gains to him?<br />
-If poor and proud, can he of right complain<br />
-That wealthier men and wittier are as vain?<br />
-Why must he hint that I am past my prime,<br />
-To blast my fading laurels ere their time?<br />
-Death to my fame, and what, alas, is worse,<br />
-'Tis death, damnation, to my craving purse;<br />
-Capacious purse! by <span class="smcap">Plutus</span> form'd to hold,<br />
-(The God of Wealth) the devil and all of gold.<br />
-Insatiate purse, that never yet ran o'er,<br />
-But swallows all, and gapes, like Hell, for more.<br />
-<span class="i2">And yet, alas! how much the world will lye!</span><br />
-They call me miser; but no miser I;<br />
-He, brooding o'er his bags, delighted sits,<br />
-And laughs to scorn the jests of envious wits;<br />
-If fast his doors, he sets his heart at rest,<br />
-And dotes with rapture on his iron chest;<br />
-No galling paper-squibs his spirits teize,<br />
-But ev'n the boys may hoot him if they please.<br />
-He scorns the whistling of an empty name,<br />
-While I am torn 'twixt avarice and fame;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Sordidus ac dives, populi contemnere voces<br />
-Si solitus: populus me sibilat: at mihi plaudo<br />
-Ipse domi, simul ac nummos contemplor in arcâ.<br />
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">23</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-While I, so tremblingly alive all o'er,<br />
-Still bleed and agonize at every pore;<br />
-At ev'ry hiss am harrow'd up with fear,<br />
-And burst with choler at a critic's sneer.<br />
-Rack'd by the gout and stone, and struck with age,<br />
-Prudence and Ease advise to quit the stage;<br />
-But Fame still prompts, and Pride can feel no pain;<br />
-And Avarice bids me sell my soul for gain.<br />
-<span class="i2">Bring <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> back, O Muse! by verse divine,</span><br />
-The Trojan-Greeks were once transformed to swine.<br />
-By verse divine <span class="smcap">B&mdash;&mdash;tti</span> 'scap'd the rope:<br />
-Now love is known, what may not lovers hope!<br />
-Ev'n as with <i>Griffins</i><a name="FNanchor33" id="FNanchor33" href="#Footnote33" class="fnanchor">33</a> stallions late have join'd<br />
-With blood-hounds goats may litter, as in kind;
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">IMITATIONS.</span></p>
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td class="tdl">
-Ducite ab urbe domum, mea carmina ducite Daphnim:<br />
-Carminibus Circe socios mutavit Ulyssei:<br />
-Carmina vel c&oelig;lo possunt deducere lunam.<br />
-Nunc scio quid sit amor&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-<span class="i2">&mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash; quid non speremus amantes?</span><br />
-Jungentur jam <i>Gryphes</i> equis, ævoque sequenti<br />
-Cum canibus timidi venient ad pocula damæ.<br />
-Torva leæna lupum sequitur, lupus ipse capellam,<br />
-Te Corydon, O Alexis: trahit sua quemque voluptas.
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote33" id="Footnote33" href="#FNanchor33"><span class="label">33</span></a> Unnatural monsters, familiar only with the poets.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">24</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-Nay wanton kids devouring wolves may greet,<br />
-And wolves with loving lyonesses meet.<br />
-By different means is different love made known.<br />
-And each fond lover will prefer his own.<br />
-Strange lot of love! two friends, my soul's delight,<br />
-Men call that M&mdash;&mdash;r, this a Catamite!<br />
-Yet bring him back; for who chaste roundelay<br />
-Shall sing, now <span class="smcap">B&mdash;st&mdash;ff</span> is driv'n away?<br />
-Who now correct, for modest Drury-lane,<br />
-Loose Wycherly's or Congreve's looser vein?<br />
-With nice decorum shunning naughty jokes,<br />
-Exhibit none but decent, dainty folks?<a name="FNanchor34" id="FNanchor34" href="#Footnote34" class="fnanchor">34</a><br />
-Ah me! how wanton wit will shame the stage,<br />
-And shock this delicate, this virtuous age!
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote34" id="Footnote34" href="#FNanchor34"><span class="label">34</span></a> <span class="smcap">Nyky</span> was employed by <span class="smcap">Roscius</span> to correct the Plain-dealer of Wycherly;
-which he accordingly attempted, and inscribed the attempt to his
-patron, "as a tribute of <i>affection</i> and esteem for his many shining and
-<i>amiable</i> qualities." "The licentiousness of Wycherly's muse," says this
-modern corrector, "rendered her shocking to us, with all her charms: or,
-in other words, we could allow no charms in a tainted beauty, who brought
-contagion along with her." Of the play of the Plain-dealer, in particular,
-he intimates that it had been long excluded the theatre; because, to the honour
-of the present age, it was immoral and indecent: that on a close examination,
-he found in it excessive obscenity; that the character of Manly
-was rough even to outrageous brutality; and that he thought it necessary
-to work the whole materials up again, with a mixture of alloy agreeable to
-the rules of modern refinement! <span class="smcap">See Preface to B&mdash;&mdash; ff's Plain-dealer.</span>
-What a champion for decency and delicacy, morality and humanity! What
-improvement may not sterling wit receive from the mixture of such alloy!
-What an idea may we not hence acquire of modern refinement!</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">25</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-How will <i>Plain-dealers</i><a name="FNanchor35" id="FNanchor35" href="#Footnote35" class="fnanchor">35</a> triumph, to my sorrow!<br />
-And <span class="smcap">Paphos</span> rise o'er <span class="smcap">Sodom</span> and <span class="smcap">Gomorrah</span>!
-</td></tr>
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr><td>
-<p class="center"><span class="spaced">NOTES.</span></p>
-</td></tr></table>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote35" id="Footnote35" href="#FNanchor35"><span class="label">35</span></a> A character thus admirably depicted by Wycherly, in the scene between
-Manly and Plausible.<br />
-<br />
-<i>Manly.</i> I have more of the mastiff than the spaniel in me, I own it: I
-cannot fawn, and fetch and carry; neither will I ever practise that servile
-complaisance, which some people pique themselves on being masters of.&mdash;&mdash;
-I will not whisper my contempt or hatred; call a man fool or knave by
-signs and mouths, over his shoulder; while I have him in my arms: I will
-not, as you do&mdash;&mdash;<br />
-<br />
-<i>Plausible.</i> As I do! Heaven defend me! upon my honour! I never attempted
-to abuse or lessen any one in my life.<br />
-<br />
-<i>Manly.</i> What! you were afraid?<br />
-<br />
-<i>Plausible.</i> No: but seriously I hate to do a rude thing. No, faith, I speak
-well of all mankind.<br />
-<br />
-<i>Manly.</i> I thought so: but know that this is the worst sort of detraction,
-for it takes away the reputation of the few good men in the world by making
-all alike! Now I speak ill of many men, because they deserve it.</div>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 200px;">
-<img src="images/i_031.png" width="200" height="147" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">26</a></span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-<p class="large center"><span class="spaced">APPENDIX.</span></p>
-
-
-<p>Certain circumstances, to which the author of the foregoing
-piece was an utter stranger, having happened about the time of its
-publication, and given rise to rumours equally false and foreign to
-the party; it appears that Roscius, or some of his friends, was pleased
-to insert the following queries in the Morning Chronicle of July 2d.</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-<p>"Candour presents her compliments to Mr.&mdash;&mdash;, she begs his
-pardon,&mdash;&mdash; to Dr.&mdash;&mdash; <i>Kenrick</i>, and desires to ask him a few simple
-questions; to which, if he be the <i>Plain-dealer</i> he pretends, he will
-give a plain and direct answer.</p>
-
-<p><i>Query</i> I. Whether you are not the author of the eclogue, entitled,
-<i>Love in the Suds</i>, as well as of the letter prefixed to it?</p>
-
-<p>II. Whether you did not mean, though you have artfully evaded
-the law, by affecting the translation of a classical cento, to throw out
-the most scandalous insinuations against the character of Roscius?</p>
-
-<p>III. Whether you were not likewise the author of an infamous,
-anonymous paragraph in a public paper; for which that paper is under
-a just prosecution?</p>
-
-<p>IV. Whether you have not openly acknowledged notwithstanding,
-that you really entertained a very different opinion of Roscius?</p>
-
-<p>V. Whether any cause of dispute, that might subsist between you
-and Roscius, can authorize so cruel, so unmanly an attack?</p>
-
-<p>VI. Whether the brother of Roscius did not personally wait on
-you to require, in his name, the satisfaction of a gentleman, which
-you refused him?</p>
-
-<p class="right">CANDOUR."
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">27</a></span>
-</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>To these queries, the author judged it expedient to make the following
-reply in the same paper of July 4th.</p>
-
-
-<p>To <span class="spaced">CANDOUR.</span></p>
-
-<blockquote>
-<p><span class="smcap">Madam</span>,</p>
-
-<p>"Though I think your signature a misnomer, to shew that I a
-no stranger to the name and quality you assume, I shall not stand on
-the punctilio of your being an <i>anonymous</i> querist; but answer your
-several questions explicitly.</p>
-
-<p>I. I am the author of the eclogue you mention.</p>
-
-<p>II. I did not mean to throw out the <i>most</i> scandalous insinuations
-on the character of Roscius, nor any insinuation <i>more</i> scandalous than
-his conduct. How far that has been so, he knows best, and is left to
-make the application.</p>
-
-<p>III. An <i>infamous</i> paragraph I <i>cannot</i> write; and an <i>anonymous</i> one
-I <i>will not</i> write, to prejudice my greatest enemy. As to that in question,
-I have not, to this hour, even seen it. <span class="smcap">Calumny</span> I <i>detest</i>; but
-I think <i>vice</i> should be exposed to <i>infamy</i>, nor have I so much <i>false
-delicacy</i> as to conceive, it should be treated with <i>tenderness</i> in proportion
-as it is <i>abominable</i>.</p>
-
-<p>IV. I have not acknowledged that I entertain a <i>very different</i>
-opinion of Roscius; on the contrary, I declare, that I entertain a <i>very
-indifferent</i> opinion of him.</p>
-
-<p>V. As to the cause of our dispute, I should be very ready to submit
-it to the publick, were I egotist enough to think it deserved their attention.</p>
-
-<p>VI. The brother of Roscius <i>did personally wait</i> on me, to desire I
-would meet "him, the said Roscius, who would bring a friend
-with him; I being at liberty to do the same;" but as nothing of time,
-place, or weapon was mentioned, I did not look on this message as a
-challenge; nor well could I, as I never heard of requiring <i>gentleman's
-satisfaction</i> by <i>letter of attorney</i>, and the professed end of our meeting
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">28</a></span>
-turned merely on a matter of business.&mdash;It is possible, indeed, the
-messenger, otherwise instructed, might <i>imagine</i> it such, especially as,
-it seems, his head has teemed with nothing but challenges and duels,
-since his magnanimous monomachy with one of his brother Roscius's
-candle-snuffers.&mdash;That Roscius himself, however, did not mean to
-send me a challenge, is plain, from his solliciting afterwards by letter, a
-conference in the presence only of a common friend to both: a request
-that would have been complied with, had not he thought proper, in
-a most ungentleman-like manner, to make a confidant, in the meantime,
-of a booby of a bookseller, who had the folly and impudence
-to declare that he would, on <i>his</i> [Roscius's] account, <i>take an opportunity</i>
-to do <i>me</i> some desperate mischief.&mdash;Lest I should be yet supposed,
-from the purport of this last query, to have any fear of a personal
-encounter with the doughty Roscius, I require only that it may be
-on an equal footing. I am neither so extravagantly fond of life, nor
-think myself so consequential in it, as to fear the end of it from such
-an antagonist; nor, to say the truth, should I have any qualms of
-conscience, if nothing less will satisfy him, about putting an end to
-so insignificant a being as his: but, as "the race is not to the
-swift, nor the battle to the strong," it is but right to provide against
-a mishap. Roscius has a large fortune, and little or no family to
-leave it to: I have a large family, and little or no fortune to leave it.
-Let Roscius but previously settle <i>only half</i> his estate on my heirs, on
-condition that <i>he</i> deprives them of a protector, and I will meet him
-to-morrow, and engage at his own weapons, not only him, but his
-brother George into the bargain.<a name="FNanchor36" id="FNanchor36" href="#Footnote36" class="label">36</a></p>
-
-<p>And now, Madam <span class="smcap">Candour</span>, give me leave to ask <i>you</i> a question
-or two, in my turn.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">29</a></span></p>
-
-<p><i>Qu.</i> I. Whether, from many gross instances of misbehaviour, <i>Roscius</i>
-hath not long had sufficient reason to suspect the detestable character
-of <i>Nyky</i>?</p>
-
-<p>II. Whether, therefore, granting Roscius to be himself <i>immaculate</i>,
-he is excusable for his notorious partialities to such a character?</p>
-
-<p>III. Whether he has any right to complain of unjust severity, in
-being ludicrously reproached with such partialities, by a writer,
-whom he hath treated, even in favour of that very wretch, with disrespect,
-with insolence, with injustice.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="spaced">W. KENRICK</span>."</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote36" id="Footnote36" href="#FNanchor36"><span class="label">36</span></a> The above pleasantry being misconstrued by some of Roscius's friends to the
-disadvantage of the author, the latter thought himself under the necessity of seriously
-acquainting the former, of his being ready, as he is, at any time, to give him such satisfaction
-as a gentleman, who supposes himself injured, has a right to require.</div>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Instead of <i>candidly</i> replying, however, to the above three queries,
-a very difficult task, indeed, to Roscius, he caused the Court of King's
-Bench to be moved for a rule to shew cause, why leave should not be
-given him to file an information against the author for a libel: which
-being granted of course, the same was exultingly announced in the following
-paragraphs inserted in all the news-papers:</p>
-
-<p>"Yesterday morning Mr. Dunning made a motion in the Court
-of King's Bench, for a rule to shew cause why an information should
-not be laid against the author of Love in the Suds. When the court
-was pleased to grant a rule for the first day of next term. The poem
-was read in court by the Clerk of the Crown, and afforded no small
-diversion when it came to that part which reflects upon a certain
-Chief Justice, who was present all the time.</p>
-
-<p>"Besides Mr. Wallace and Mr. Dunning, who are employed by
-great actor, in his prosecution of some detestable charges which have
-been lately urged with <i>as much folly as wickedness</i> against his character,
-Mr. Murphy and Mr. Mansfield are also engaged, and the cause
-now becomes a matter of much expectation with the publick."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>To these paragraphs the author judged it necessary to make the
-following reply, in the above-mentioned Morning Chronicle; almost
-all the rest of the news-papers, by the indefatigable industry
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">30</a></span>
-and powerful influence of Roscius, a proprietor in most of them,
-being shut against him.</p>
-
-
-<p class="center">The <span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">Author</span></span> of <span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">Love</span></span> in the <span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">Suds</span></span> to the <span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">Printer</span></span>
-of the <span class="spaced"><span class="smcap">Morning Chronicle</span></span>.</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-<p><span class="spaced">SIR</span>,</p>
-
-<p>"In reprehending others you should ever be cautious of falling
-into the error you condemn. In yesterday's paper you indirectly
-charge me, among others, with having "urged a detestable charge
-with as much folly as wickedness against a certain great actor."&mdash;What
-other people have done I know not, nor does it concern me;
-but I may safely defy all the Lawyers in Westminster-Hall fairly to
-deduce such a charge as you hint at from the eclogue in question.
-In this respect it is certainly as innocent as the great actor's Jubilee
-Ode! But granting it otherwise with any one else, how can you take
-upon you to say that such a charge is urged <i>foolishly and wickedly</i>?
-Can <i>you</i> know it to be false or groundless? And if not, on what
-grounds do you charge the accusers with <i>folly</i> and <i>wickedness?</i> Why
-does not the <span class="smcap">Candour</span> of the great actor, reply to the Queries put
-to him in your paper of Saturday last? But no; unable to justify
-himself at the bar of the publick, he flies for refuge to the quirks and
-quibbles of Westminster-Hall; and even this at the latter end of a
-term, in order to deceive the town into a notion that the court will
-countenance his prosecution. Why was not his motion made
-sooner, that cause might have been shewn in time, and the futility of
-it made immediately evident? Believe me, Sir, before an end is put
-to this business, the publick will be better enabled to judge on which
-side the <i>folly</i> and <i>wickedness</i> lies, than you appear to do at present.</p>
-
-<p class="right">
-I am,<br />
-yours, &amp;c.<br />
-W. K.
-</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-
-<p class="xlarge center"><span class="spaced">FINIS</span>.</p>
-
-<hr class="full" />
-
-
-<p class="center">Shortly will be published,</p>
-
-<p class="center small">A</p>
-
-<p class="center large"><span class="spaced">LETTER</span></p>
-
-<p class="center medium"><span class="spaced">TO</span></p>
-
-<p class="center medium"><span class="spaced">DAVID GARRICK</span>, Esq.</p>
-
-<p class="center small">OCCASIONED</p>
-
-<p class="hanging indent">
-By his moving the Court of King's Bench, for Leave to file an
-Information against the Author of <i>Love in the Suds, or the Lamentation
-of Roscius for the Loss of his Nyky</i>.&mdash;&mdash; In which the real
-Purport of that Performance, with the Motives for its publication
-will be explained and justified.</p>
-
-<p class="center large bold"><span class="spaced">BY THE AUTHOR</span>.</p>
-
-<table summary=""><tr><td class="tdl">
-<i>&mdash;&mdash;mitto maledicta omnia:<br />
-Rem ipsam putemus.</i><span class="smcap i2">Adelphi.</span>
-</td></tr></table>
-
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-Title: Love in the Suds: a Town Eclogue.
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- A
- LETTER
- TO
- DAVID GARRICK, Esq.
- FROM
- WILLIAM KENRICK, LL.D.
-
- _Meo deo irato._ TER. PHOR.
-
- THE THIRD EDITION.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- LONDON:
- PRINTED FOR J. WHEBLE, PATER-NOSTER-ROW.
- MDCCLXXII.
-
-
-
-
-
-To DAVID GARRICK, Esq.
-
-
- SIR,
-
- The author of the following Eclogue, having requested my
- assistance to introduce it to the world; it was with more
- indignation than surprize I was informed of your having used your
- extensive influence over the press to prevent its being advertised
- in the News-papers. How are you, Sir, concerned in the Lamentation
- of _Roscius_ for his _Nyky_? Does your modesty think no man
- entitled to the appellation of Roscius but yourself? Does Nyky
- resemble any nick-named favourite of yours? Or does it follow,
- that if you have cherished an unworthy favourite, you must bear
- too near a resemblance to him? _Qui capit ille facit_; beware of
- self-accusation, where others bring no charge! Or, granting you
- right in these particulars, by what right or privilege do you,
- Sir, set up for a licenser of the press? That you have long
- successfully usurped that privilege, to swell both your fame and
- fortune, is well known. Not the puffs of the quacks of Bayswater
- and Chelsea are so numerous and notorious: but by what authority
- do you take upon you to shut up the general channel, in which
- writers usher their performances to the public? If they attack
- either your talents or your character, _in utrumque paratus_, you
- are armed to defend yourself. You have, besides your ingenuous
- countenance and conscious innocence; _Nil conscire sibi, nulla
- pallescere culpa_; Besides this brazen bulwark, I say, you have a
- ready pen and a long purse. The press is open to the one, and the
- bar is ever ready to open with the other. For a poor author, not a
- printer will publish a paragraph, not a pleader will utter a
- quibble. You have then every advantage in the contest: It is
- needless, therefore, to endeavour to intimidate your antagonists
- by countenancing your retainers to threaten their lives! These
- intimidations, let me tell you Sir, have an ugly, suspicious look.
- They are besides needless; the _genus irritabile vatum_ want no
- such personal provocations; Heaven knows, the life of a
- play-wright, like that of a spider, is in a state of the most
- slender dependency. It is well for my rhiming friend that his
- hangs not on so slight a thread. He thinks, nevertheless, that he
- has reason to complain, as well as the publick, of your having
- long preferred the flimzy, translated, patch'd-up and mis-altered
- pieces of your favourite compilers, to the arduous attempts at
- originality of writers, who have no personal interest with the
- manager. In particular, he thinks the two pieces, you are
- projecting to get up next winter, for the emolument of your
- favorite in disgrace, or to reimburse yourself the money, you may
- have advanced him, might, for the present at least, be laid aside.
-
- But you will ask me, perhaps, in turn, Sir, what right I have to
- interfere with the business of other people, or with yours? I will
- answer you. It is because I think your business, as patentee of a
- theatre-royal, is not so entirely yours, but that the publick also
- have some concern in it. You, Sir, indeed have long behaved as if
- you thought the town itself a purchased appurtenance to the
- theatre; but, tho' the scenes and machines are yours; nay, tho'
- you have even found means to make comedians and poets your
- property; it should be with more caution than you practise, that
- you extend your various arts to make so scandalous a property of
- the publick.
-
- Again I answer, it is because I have some regard for my friend,
- and as much for myself, whom you have treated as ill perhaps as
- you have done any other writer; while under your auspices, some of
- the persons stigmatised by the satirist, have frequently combined
- to do me the most essential injury. But _nemo me impune lacessit_.
- Not that I mean now to enter into particulars which may be thought
- to relate too much to myself and too little to the publick. When I
- shall have leisure to draw a faithful portraiture of Mr. Garrick,
- not only from his behaviour to me in particular, but from his
- conduct towards poets, players and the town in general, I doubt
- not to convince the most partial of his admirers that he hath
- accumulated a fortune, as manager, by the meanest and most
- meretricious devices, and that the theatrical props, which have
- long supported his exalted reputation, as an actor, have been
- raised on the ruins of the English stage.
-
- In the mean time, I leave you to amuse yourself with the following
- jeu d'esprit of my friend; hoping, tho' it be a severe correction
- for the errours of your past favouritism, it may prove a salutary
- guide to you for the future. With regard to its publication I hope
- also to stand excused with the reader for thus interposing to
- defeat the success of those arts, which you so unfairly practise
- to prevent, from reaching the public eye, whatever is disagreeable
- to your own.
-
- I am, Sir,
- Yours, &c.
- W. K.
-
-
-
-
- LOVE in the SUDS;
- A
- TOWN ECLOGUE.
- BEING THE
- LAMENTATION of ROSCIUS
- FOR THE
- LOSS of his NYKY.
-
- _Dixin' ego vobis, in hoc esse Atticam elegantiam?_ TER.
-
- _O me inselicem!----
- ----quae laudaram quantum luctus habuerint!_
-
- PHAED.
-
- With ANNOTATIONS by the EDITOR;
-
- AND AN
- APPENDIX,
- CONTAINING
- QUERIES AND ANSWERS
-
- Relative to the Personal Satisfaction, pretended to have been required
- of the Author of the above Eclogue, by the lamentable ROSCIUS.
-
-
-
-
-LOVE in the SUDS;
-
-A
-
-TOWN ECLOGUE.
-
-
- Whither away, now, GEORGE[1], into the city,
- And to the village, must thou bear my ditty.
- Seek NYKY out, while I in verse complain,
- And court the Muse to call him back again.
- Boeotian Nymphs, my favorite verse inspire;
- As erst ye NYKY taught to strike the lyre.
- For he like PHOEBUS' self can touch the string,
- And opera-songs compose--like any thing!
- What shall I do, now NYKY's fled away?
- For who like him can either sing or say?
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Quo te, Moeri, pedes; an quo via ducit in urbem?
- Nymphae, noster amor, Libethrides, nunc mihi carmen,
- Quale meo Codro, concedite; proxima Phoebi
- Versibus ille facit.----
- Quid facerem?
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[1] The brother and constant companion of ROSCIUS; the Mercury of our
-theatrical Jupiter, whom he dispatches with his divine commands to
-mortal poets and miserable actors.
-
- For me, alas! who well compos'd the song
- When lovely PEGGY[2] liv'd, and I was young;
- By age impair'd, my piping days are done,
- My memory fails, and ev'n my voice is gone.
- My feeble notes I yet must strive to raise;
- Boeotian Muses! aid my feeble lays:
- A little louder, and yet louder still,
- Aid me to raise my failing voice at will;
- Aid me as loud as Hercules did bawl,
- For Hylas lost, lost NYKY back to call;
- While London town, and all its suburbs round
- In echoes, NYKY, NYKY, back resound.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- ---- ---- Saepe ego longos
- Cantando puerum memini me condere soles
- Nunc oblita mihi tot carmina: vox quoque Moerim
- Jam fugit ipsa----
- Omnia fert aetas, animum quoque.
- ---- Musae paulo majora canamus.
- ---- Hylan nautae quo fonte relictum
- Clamassent; ut littus Hyla, Hyla, omne sonaret.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[2] PEGGY WOFFINGTON, on whom our ROSCIUS, then her inamorato, made a
-famous song, beginning with the following stanza:
-
- _Once more I'll tune the vocal shell,
- To hills and dales my passion tell,
- A flame which time can never quell,
- That burns for thee, my Peggy._
-
-
- Whom fliest thou, frantic youth, and whence thy fear?
- Blest had there never been a grenadier!
- Unhappy NYKY, by what frenzy seiz'd,
- Couldst thou with such a monstrous thing be pleas'd?
- What, tho' thyself a loving horse-marine,[3]
- A common foot-soldier's a thing obscene.
- Not fabled Nymphs, by spleen turn'd into cows,
- Bellow'd to nasty bulls their amorous vows;
- Tho' turn'd their loving horns upon each other,
- Butting in play, as brother might with brother.
- Unhappy NYKY, whither dost thou stray,
- Lost to thy friends, o'er hills and far away?
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Quem fugis? Ah demens!----
- Et fortunatam, si nunquam armenta fuissent,
- Pasiphaen nivei solatur amore juvenci.
- Oh, virgo infelix, quae te dementia cepit?
- Proetides implerunt falsis mugitibus agros:
- At non tum turpes pecudum tamen ulla secuta est
- Concubitus: quamvis collo timuisset aratrum,
- Et saepe in levi quaesisset cornua fronte.
- Ah, virgo infelix, tu nunc in montibus erras!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
- Time, however, effects strange things, as the poet says, and many
- have been the passions which have since agitated, and have been
- also quelled in the bosom of ROSCIUS.
-
-[3] NYKY is a half-pay officer of marines. A horse-marine is a kind
-of _meretricious_ HOBBY-HORSE, _modo vir modo faemina_.
-
- Yet to Euryalus as Nisus true,
- So shall thy ROSCIUS, NYKY, prove to you;
- Whether by impulse mov'd, itself divine,
- Or so I'm bound to call it, as it's mine,
- A mighty feat presents itself to view,
- Which for our mutual gain I yet will do.
- Mean-time do thou beware, while I bemoan,
- How far thou trustest seas or lands unknown.
- To Tyber's stream, or to the banks of Po,
- Safe in thy love, safe in thy virtue, go;
- Yet even there with caution be thou kind,
- And look out sharp and frequently behind.
- But ah, beware, nor trust, tho' native Mud,[4]
- The banks of Liffy, or of Shannon's flood;
- Or there, if driv'n by fate, be hush'd thy strain?
- Nor of thy wayward lot, nor mine complain.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Nisus ait, "Diine hunc ardorem mentibus addunt
- Euryale? An sua cuique deus sit dira Cupido?
- Aut pugnam, aut aliquid jamdudum invadere magnum
- Mens agitat mihi----
- Hac iter est; tu ne qua manus se attollere nobis
- A tergo possit, custodi et consule longe."
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[4] NYKY it seems was born and bred in Ireland; where his christian
-name was _John_. How he came by the Jewish appellation of _Isaac_ is
-not generally known. Whether it was bestowed upon him for his
-resemblance to the chosen _people_, or given him by poetical licence,
-may possibly be a matter of disquisition for future scholiasts.
-
- Lest female Bacchanals, when flush'd with wine,
- Serve thee, like Orpheus, for thy song divine;
- Nay back return, lest my too plaintive verse
- Entail on me the same Orphean curse;
- Lest Venus' train of Drury and the Strand
- Attack my house by water and by land;
- Hot with their midnight orgies, madly tear
- My little limbs, and throw them here and there;
- Casting, enrag'd at my provoking theme,
- Th' inditing brain into the neighbouring stream:
- When, as my skull shall float the tide along,
- Thy much-lov'd name, the burthen of my song,
- Shall still be stutter'd, later than my breath;
- NYKY---NYK----NY----till stopt my tongue in death:
- Through London-bridge shall Wapping NYKY roar,
- And NYK be even heard to Hampton's shore.[5]
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- ---- ---- Spreto Ciconum quo munere matres
- Inter sacra deum, nocturnique orgia Bacchi,
- Discerptum latos juvenem sparsere per agros.
- Tum quoque marmorea caput a cervice revulsum,
- Gurgite cum medio portans Oeagrius Hebrus
- Volveret, Eurydicen vox ipsa et frigida lingua
- Ah miseram Eurydicen anima fugiente, vocabat:
- Eurydicen toto referebant flumine ripae!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[5] The celebrated villa of ROSCIUS.
-
- On Hebrus' banks so tuneful Orpheus died;
- His limbs the fields receiv'd, his head the tide.
- Nor more its stream renown'd than Thames in fame[6]:
- Here Catherine Hayes serv'd Goodman Hayes the same.
- Here on this spot, where now th' Adelphi stands,
- Was thrown her husband's noddle from her hands;
- His scatter'd limbs left quiv'ring on the shore;
- As Thracian wives had play'd their part before.
- Oh, horrour, horrour! NYKY back return;
- Nor more for grenadiers imprudent burn.
-
- And yet, ah why should NYKY thus be blam'd?
- Of manly love ah! why are men asham'd?
- A new red coat, fierce cock and killing air
- Will captivate the most obdurate fair;
- What wonder then if NYKY's tender heart
- At such a sight should feel a lover's smart:
- No wonder love, that in itself is blind,
- Should no distinction in the difference find;
- No wonder love should NYKY thus enthrall;
- Almighty love, at times, subdues us all;
- While, vulgar prejudices soar'd above,
- NYK gave up all the world,--well lost for love.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Omnia vincit amor et nos cedamus amori.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[6] See the Tyburn Chronicle and Newgate lamentations _pro tempore_;
-particularly that famous ballad, entitled A merry song about murder,
-beginning with, "In Tyburn-road there liv'd a man," &c.
-
- Yet slight the cause of NYKY's late mishap;
- NYK but mistook the colour of the cap:
- A common errour, frequent in the Park,
- Where love is apt to stumble in the dark.
- Why rais'd the haughty female head so high,
- With the tall caps of grenadiers to vie?
- Why does it like tremendous figure make,
- To subject purblind lovers to mistake?[7]
- Or rather why, in these enlighten'd times,
- Should rigid Nature call such errours crimes?
- "Thou Nature art my goddess," saith the play;
- But even Shakespeare's text hath had its day.
- More gentle custom no such rigour knows;
- And custom into second nature grows.
- Let vulgar passions move the vulgar mind,
- Superior souls feel motives more refin'd:
- Among the low-bred English slow advance
- Th' Italian _gusto_ and _bon ton_ of France.
- Strange to the classic lore of Greece and Rome,
- And rudely nurs'd in ignorance at home,
- The tasteless herd e'en construe into sin,
- That poets should in metaphor lie in,
- While I, their best man-midwife, must be sham'd,
- Whene'er the Fashionable Lover's nam'd.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[7] NYKY is near sighted.
-
- But Candour's veil love's foibles still should cover
- And NYK be stil'd a FASHIONABLE LOVER.[8]
- To polish'd travellers is only known
- That taste which makes the ancient arts our own;
- Which shares with Rome in every gem antique;
- Which blends the modern with the ancient Greek;
- Improves on both, and greatly soars above,
- In pure philanthropy, Platonic love;
- That love which burns with undistinguish'd rage,
- And spares in fondness neither sex nor age?
- Ah! therefore why in these enlighten'd times
- Sould rigid Nature call such errours crimes?
- Must not the taste of Attic wits be nice?
- Can antient virtue be a modern vice?
- The Mantuan bard, or else his scholiast lies,[9]
- Virgil the chaste, nay Socrates the wise.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[8]
-
- "_If any author of prolific brains
- In this good company feels labour-pains;
- If any gentle poet big with rhyme
- Has run his reckoning out and gone his time:
- Know such that at our hospital of muses
- He may lie-in in private if he chuses;
- We've single lodgings there for secret sinners
- With good encouragement for your beginners._"
-
- Prologue to the FASHIONABLE LOVER.
-
-It is indeed now plain enough that ROSCIUS has given great
-encouragement to _secret sinners_; but I would advise none of our
-poets to lie in again in private; but to remember the fate of a late
-tragedy and farce. Poor _Clementina_, and the lady _An hour before
-marriage_, both privately lay-in and miscarried.
-
-[9] The Jesuit Ruaeus begins the argument of Virgil's second Eclogue
-with the following explicit declaration, _Amabat Virgilius puerum_.
-
- The gay Petronius, sophists, wits and bards,
- Of old, bestow'd on youth their soft regards;
- In modish dalliance pass'd their harmless time
- Ev'n modish now in soft Italia's clime.
- Could lightenings ever issue from above
- To blast poor men for such a crime as love;
- When the lewd daughters of incestuous Lot
- Were both with child by their own father got?
- Poor goody Lot indeed might be in fault,
- And justly turn'd to monumental salt:
- The matrimonial emblem of a wife:
- Needs must be salt a dish to keep for life!
- A fable Sodom's fate: in Heav'n above
- All is made up of harmony and love;
- That such its vengeance I believe not, I;
- Historians err and Hebrew Jews will lie.
- Sing then, my Muse, a more engaging strain
- To lure my NYKY back to Drury-lane.
- Tell him the fancied danger all is o'er;
- Home he may come and love as heretofore.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Formosum pastor Corydon ardebat Alexin.
- ---- Deos didici securum agere aevum
- Nec si quid miri faciat natura, deos id
- Tristes ex alto coeli demittere tecto.
- ---- ---- Credat Judaeus Apella,
- Non ego. ----
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
-
- In vain the vulgar shall for vengeance call,
- Or move the justices at Hickes's-hall;
- In vain grand juries shall be urg'd by law
- In his indictment not to leave a flaw.
- Ev'n at the bar should NYKY stand arraign'd,
- No verdict 'gainst him should be there obtain'd;
- Nay, by the laws and customs of the land,
- Tho' trembling NYKY should convicted stand,
- The candid jury shall be mov'd t'acquit
- A gentleman, an author, and a wit:
- For liberal minds with candour ever see
- The milder failings of humanity!
- Smooth-spoken MANSFIELD,[10] with his vacant face,
- In softening accents first shall ope his case;
- Which to defend, the want of Merlin's cunning
- Shall be supplied by that of Grimbald DUNNING.[11]
- E'en at th' Old-Bailey they for NYK shall plead;
- Where would they not, if they were largely fee'd?
- Were NYKY summon'd to the bar below,
- Well-fee'd these faithful barristers would go;
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[10] Not the Judge of that name; but the barrister, who, is by no
-means a judge---- of any thing.
-
-[11] See King Arthur, lately revived at Drury-lane Theatre, and
-attend the pleadings in our courts of law and equity at Westminster,
-Guildhall, and Lincoln's-inn.
-
- Their tale to Minos would they glibly tell;
- Minos the MANSFIELD, or Chief Judge, of Hell.[12]
- Nor need my NYKY fear a London jury
- Will e'er be influenced with a female fury.
- Can they who let a prov'd assassin 'scape
- Hang up poor NYKY for a friendly rape?
- If in the dark to stab, be thought no crime,
- What may'nt be hop'd from jurymen in time?
- Soon Southern modes, no doubt, they'll reconcile
- With the plain manners of our Northern isle;
- And e'en new-married citizens be brought
- To reckon S----y a venial fault:
- When if GEORGE BELLAS,[13] cruel and unkind,
- Blast not their loves, with rude tempestuous wind,
- In common-council Corydon may burn,
- And Corydons for Corydon in turn,
- Till every alderman about the chair
- Find his Alexis in a new lord-mayor.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ex illo Corydon, Corydon est tempore nobis.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[12] Minos is reported by the poets to have been raised to this high
-office for his impartiality in the administration of Justice here on
-earth: what a pity that office is not soon to become vacant; as it
-might be most luckily filled by as worthy a successor.
-
-[13] A boisterous mock-patriot, supposed to be descended from Eolus
-and Amphitrite, being famous for his mackarel expeditions, his musical
-knowledge of the fundamental base and public performances on the
-bassoon.
-
- Sing then, O Muse, a more pathetic strain,
- To lure my gentle NYKY back again.
- For, sure as Thames resembles Tyber's tide,
- Shall Macaronis soon possess Cheapside;
- As petty-jury-men in judgment sit,
- And ev'ry Corydon, with NYK, acquit.
- Yes by this knife, this useful[14] knife, I swear,
- Which for my lov'd B----TTI's sake I wear;
- This knife, whose haft, at Stratford Jubilee,
- For ever left its parent mulberry tree;
- For thence it grew, tho', tipt with steel so fine,
- It now will serve to stab with, or to dine;
- That tree, which late on Avon's border grew;
- By Shakespeare planted; Warwick lads say true;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
- All' ek toi ereo, kai epi megan horkon omoumai,
- Nai ma tode skeptron, to men oupote phylla kai ozous
- Physei, epeide prota tomen en oressi leloipen,
- Oud' anathelesei.
-
- HOM.
-
- Ut sceptrum hoc (sceptrum dextra nam forte gerebat)
- Nunquam fronde levi fundet virgulta nec umbras;
- Cum semel in sylvis imo de stirpe recisum,
- Matre caret posuitque comas et brachia ferro
- Olim arbos, nunc artificis manus aere decoro.
- Inclusit patribusque dedit gestare Latinis.
-
- VIRG.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[14] See the utility of this knife in a late Sessions-paper.
-
- By this most precious relick, here I pledge
- Myself to save him from the halter's edge:
- And not myself alone, but ev'ry friend
- Shall all his interest and assistance lend.
- Quaint B----, beholding the rude mob with scorn,
- Shall tell how Irish bards are gentle born;
- Next I, to captivate the learned bench,
- Will strait affirm that NYKY writes good French;[15]
- Thy timid nature JOHNSON shall maintain,[16]
- In words no dictionary can explain.
- Goldsmith, good-natur'd man, shall next defend,
- His foster-brother,[17] countryman, and friend:
- Shall prove the humbler passions, now and then,
- Are incidental to us little men;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Hanc ego magnanimi spolium Didymaonis hastam,
- Ut semel est avulsa jugis a matre perempta,
- Quae neque jam frondes virides neque proferet umbras,
- Fida ministeria et duras obit horrida pugnas
- Testor.
-
- VAL. FLAC.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[15] See the Sessions-paper; in which this admirable plea is made use
-of by ROSCIUS to exculpate a culprit accused of murder.
-
-[16] See the same; in which this pompous pseudo-philosopher affects to
-suppose cowardice incompatible with the character of an Italian bravo.
-
-[17] So called from having not long since made one in a poetical
-triumvirate, which gave occasion to the following verses in imitation
-of Dryden's famous epigram on Milton;
-
- "Three poets in three distant ages born," &c.
-
-
- And that the part our gentle NYKY play'd
- Was but philosophy in masquerade.[18]
- Let me no longer, then, my loss deplore,
- But to his ROSCIUS, Muse, my NYK restore.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
- _Poor Dryden! what a theme hadst thou,
- Compar'd to that which offers now?
- What are your Britons, Romans, Grecians,
- Compar'd with thorough-bred Milesians?
- Step into Griffin's shop, he'll tell ye
- Of Goldsmith, Bickerstaff, and Kelly,
- Three poets of one age and nation,
- Whose more than mortal reputation,
- Mounting in trio to the skies
- O'er Milton's fame and Virgil's flies.
- Nay, take one Irish evidence for t'other,
- Ev'n Homer's self is but their foster-brother._
-
-[18] It seems indeed to be growing into fashion for philosophy to go
-in masquerade, if there be any truth in the subject of the following;
-which lately appeared in the public prints.
-
- To Doctor GOLDSMITH, on seeing his name in the list of the
- mummers at the late masquerade.
-
- "Say should the philosophic mind disdain
- That good which makes each humbler bosom vain;
- Let school-taught pride dissemble all it can,
- Such little things are great to little man."
-
- GOLDSMITH.
-
- _How widely different, Goldsmith, are the ways
- Of doctors now, and those of ancient days!
- Theirs taught the truth in academic shades,
- Ours haunt lewd hops, and midnight masquerades!
- So chang'd the times! say philosophic sage,
- Whose genius suits so well this tasteful age,
- Is the Pantheon, late a sink obscene,
- Become the fountain of chaste Hippocrene?
- Or do thy moral numbers quaintly flow
- Inspir'd by th' Aganippe of Soho?_
-
-
- For who like him will patch and pilfer plays,
- Yielding to me the profit and the praise?
- Tho' cheap in French translations MURPHY deals;
- For cheap he well may vend the goods he steals;
- Tho' modest CRADDOC scorns to sell his play,
- But gives the good-for-nothing thing away;
- What tho' the courtly CUMBERLAND succeeds
- In writing stuff no man of letters reads;
- Tho' sense and language are expell'd the stage;
- For nonsense pleases best a senseless age;
- What tho' the author of the New Bath Guide
- Up to the skies my talents late hath cried;[19]
-
-
-NOTES.
-
- _Do wisdom's sons gorge cates and vermicelli
- Like beastly Bickerstaff or bothering Kelly?
- Or art thou tir'd of th' undeserv'd applause
- Bestow'd on bards affecting virtue's cause?
- Wouldst thou, like Sterne, resolv'd at length to thrive,
- Turn pimp and die cock-bawd at sixty-five,
- Is this the good that makes the humble vain,
- The good philosophy should not disdain
- If so, let pride dissemble all it can,
- A modern sage is still much less than man._
-
- MORNING CHRONICLE.
-
-[19] The compliments passed between these celebrated geniuses indeed
-were mutual; Mr. A. commending ROSCIUS for his fine acting, and
-Roscius in return Mr. A. for his fine writing. The panegyric on both
-sides was equally modest and just; and yet some snarling epigrammatist
-could not forbear throwing out the following ill-natured jeu d'esprit
-on the occasion.
-
-On the poetical compliments lately passed between Mess. G. and A.
-
- _When mincing masters, met with misses,
- Pay mutual compliments for kisses;
- Miss Polly sings no doubt divinely,
- And master Jacky spouts as finely.
- But, how I hate such odious greeting,
- When two old stagers have a meeting
- Foh! out upon the filthy pother!
- What!_ men _beslobber one another!_
-
-
- Tho' humble HIFFERNAN in pay, I keep,
- Still my fast friend, when he is fast asleep;
- Tho' long the Hodmandod my friend hath been,
- With the land-tortoise earth'd at Turnham-Green:[20]
- Tho' HARRY WOODFALL, BALDWIN, EVANS, SAY,[21]
- My puffs in fairest order full display;
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[20] Two amphibious monsters, well known in the republic of letters as
-editors of the Critical and Monthly Reviews. The latter seems to be
-compared by the poet to a land-tortoise buried in the earth, on
-account of the slowness of its motion and the clouds of dust and
-dullness with which it is surrounded: the former hath been long known
-by the above appellation from the following humorous description.
-
-LUSUS NATURAE TYPOGRAPHUS.
-
- Monstrum horrendum informe ingens cui lumen ademptum.
-
- VIRG.
-
- I thought some of Nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them
- well; they imitated humanity so abominably
-
- SHAKESPEARE.
-
- _In Nature's workshop, on a day,
- Her journeymen inclin'd to play,
- Half drunk 'twixt cup and can,
- Took up a clod, which she with care
- Was modelling a huge sea bear,
- And swore they'd make't a man._
-
- _They tried, but, handling ill their tools,
- Formed, like a pack of bungling fools,
- A thing so gross and odd;
- That, when it roll'd about the dish,
- They knew not if 'twere flesh or fish,
- A man or Hodmandod._
-
- _Yet, to compleat their piece of fun,
- They christen'd it Arch Hamilton;
- "But what can this thing do?"
- Kick it down stairs; the devil's in't
- If it won't do to write and print
- The Critical Review._
-
- KENRICK.
-
-
-[21] Editors and printers of news-papers, well known to the public
-for their impartiality in regard to ROSCIUS.
-
- Impartially insert each friendly PRO,
- Suppressing ever CON of every foe;[22]
- For well I ween, they wot that _cons_ and _pros_
- Will tend my faults and follies to expose:
- Tho' mighty TOM doth still my champion prove,
- And LOCKYER's gauntlet be a chicken glove.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[22] A recent instance of this must not pass unnoticed. In the Public
-Advertiser appeared lately the following quaint panegyric, suggested
-probably to ROSCIUS himself by his brother GEORGE the attorney.
-
- Nature }
- against } Notice of Process.
- G---- }
-
- _Dame Nature against G---- now by me
- Her action brings, and thus she grounds her plea.
- "I never made a man but still
- You acted like that man at will;
- Yet ever must I hope in vain
- To make a man like you again."
- Hence ruin'd totally by you,
- She brings her suit, &c. &c._
-
- B. Solicitor for the Plaintiff.
-
-In reply to this notice, it is said, the _defendant's plea_ would have
-appeared in the same paper; but the cause was obliged to be removed by
-_certiorari_ to another court; when it appeared thus:
-
- Nature }
- against } Defendant's Plea.
- G---- }
-
- _For G---- I without a fee
- 'Gainst Nature thus put in his plea.
- "To make a man, like me, of art,
- Is not, 'tis true, dame Nature's part;
- I own that Scrub, fool, knave I've play'd
- With more success than all my trade;
- But prove it, plaintiff, if you can,
- That e'er I acted like a man."
- Of this we boldly make denial.----
- Join issue, and proceed to trial._
-
- A. Attorney for the Defendant.
-
-
- Tho' shambling BECKET,[23] proud to soothe my pride,
- Keeps ever shuflling on my right-hand side;
- What tho' with well-tim'd flatt'ry, loud he cries,
- At each theatric stare, "See, see his eyes!"
- What tho' he'll fetch and carry at command,
- And kiss, true spaniel-like, his master's hand;
- With admiration NYK ne'er heard me speak,
- But press'd the kiss of love upon my cheek;[24]
- Incessant clapp'd at th'end of every speech;
- And, had I bidd'n him, would have kiss'd my b----!
- Let me no longer, then, my loss deplore,
- But to his ROSCIUS, Muse, my NYK restore.
- But hah! what discord strikes my listening ear?
- Is NYKY dead, or is some critic near?
- Curse on that Ledger and that damn'd Whitehall,[25]
- How players and managers they daily maul!
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum mea carmina ducite Daphnim.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[23] The famous THOMAS A BECKET, feigned by the poets to have been
-drown'd, when, being half-seas over, in claret, he endeavoured to
-return to land: on which occasion a wicked wit of the town made the
-following epitaph for his tomb.
-
- _Here lies
- That shuffling, shambling, shrugging, shrinking shrimp,
- Tom Becket, Mammon's most industrious imp!_
-
-
-[24] A customary method it seems, of NYKY's expressing his admiration
-of the acting of the immortal ROSCIUS.
-
-[25] News-papers so called, in which ROSCIUS is not a sharer, and
-hath not yet come up to the price of their silence.
-
- Curse on that Morning-Chronicle; whose tale
- Is never known with spightful wit to fail.
- Curse on that FOOTE; who in ill-fated hour
- Trod on the heels of my theatric-power;
- Who, ever ready with some biting joke,
- My peace hath long and would my heart have broke.
- Curse on his horse--one leg! but ONE to break!
- "A kingdom for a horse"--to break his neck!
- Curse on that STEVENS,[26] with his Irish breeding,
- While I am acting, shall that wretch be reading?
- Curse on all rivals, or in fame or profit;
- The Fantoccini still make something of it![27]
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[26] GEORGE ALEXANDER STEVENS the lecturer, not the Macaroni editor of
-Shakespeare.
-
-[27] What formidable rivals to the immortal ROSCIUS? Harlequin,
-Scaramouch, Chimney-sweeper, Bass-viol, Astrologer, Child, Statue and
-Parrot! But ROSCIUS having received a formal challenge from Mr. Punch
-and his merry family, a pitch'd-battle, for which great preparations
-are now making, will be fought between them next winter; when there is
-no doubt but the triumphant ROSCIUS will, even at their own weapons,
-rout them all. There is the less reason to fear this, as he hath
-already exceeded even Mr.---- 's activity in King Richard. It is but
-three or four years ago since this mock-monarch died so tamely that he
-was hissed off the stage; on which occasion the following epigram
-appeared in the papers.
-
-
-ROSCIUS REDIVIVUS.
-
- _George! did'nt I hear the critics hiss,
- When I was dead?--"Yes, brother, yes,
- You did not die in high rant."
- Nay, if they think a dying king
- Like Harlequin convuls'd, should spring,
- Let ---- be hence their tyrant._
-
-
- Curse on that KENRICK,[28] with his caustic pen,
- Who scorns the hate, and hates the love of MEN;
- Who with such ease envenom'd satire writes,
- Deeper his ink than aqua fortis[29] bites.
- Stand his perpetual-motion[30] ever still;
- Or, if it move, oh, let it move uphill.
- The curse of Sisiphus, oh, let him feel;
- The curse of Fortune's still recurring wheel;
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-ROSCIUS, however, hath chang'd his mind, and acquired new elastic
-powers; in so much that the following complimentary verses appeared on
-the agility, which he lately displayed in the performance of that
-character.
-
- _Be dumb, ye criticks, dare to hiss no more
- While crowded boxes, pit and galleries roar.
- Who says that Roscius feels the hand of Time,
- To blast his blooming laurels in their prime?
- With ever supple limbs and pliant tongue,
- Roscius, like Hebe, will be ever young.
- See and believe your eyes----did e'er you see
- So great a feat of pure agility?
- Nor Hughes nor Astley, vaulting in the air,
- Like Roscius makes the struck spectators stare.
- Nor Lun nor Woodward ever gave the spring,
- He gave last night in Richard, dying king!
- Th' immortal actor, who can die so clever,
- In spite of fate will live to die for ever!_
-
-[28]
-
- A Briton blunt, bred to plain mathematics,
- Who hates French b--gres, and Italian pathics.
-
-
-[29] The plaintive ROSCIUS seems here to have an eye to the following
-lines:
-
- _The wits who drink water, and suck sugar-candy,
- Impute the strong spirit of_ Kenrick _to brandy.
- They are not so much out: the matter in short is
- He sips_ aqua-vitae _and spits_ aqua-fortis.
-
- PUBLIC ADV.
-
-
-[30] This multifarious genius pretends to have discovered the
-Perpetual motion, but it must be a mere pretence; as he is weak enough
-to think the public ought to reward him for his discovery, and offers
-to disclose it on the simple terms of no purchase no pay.
-
- That upward roll'd with anxious toil and pain,
- The summit almost gain'd, rolls back again.
- Ne'er shall his FALSTAFF[31] come again to life;
- Ne'er shall be play'd again his WIDOW'D WIFE;[32]
- Ne'er will I court again his stubborn Muse,
- But for a pageant would his play refuse.
- While puff and pantomime will gull the town,
- 'Tis good to keep o'erweening merit down;
- With BICKERSTAFF and CUMBERLAND go shares,
- And grind the poets as I grind the players.
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Aut petes aut urges ruiturum, Sysiphe, saxum.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[31] Falstaff's Wedding, a play written in imitation of Shakespeare;
-at first rejected, as unfit for the theatre, on account of having so
-many of Shakespeare's known characters in it; tho' the manager himself
-afterwards brought on a pageant, in which were almost all
-Shakespeare's known characters; when finding it difficult to make any
-of them speak with propriety, he contented himself with instructing
-them to bite their thumbs, screw up their mouths, and make faces at
-each other, to the great edification of the audience.--This play
-indeed was afterwards performed, and tho' received with the most
-confirmed and general applause, has however never since been acted,
-either for the author's emolument or the entertainment of the publick.
-
-[32] Another comedy, nearly under the same predicament with respect
-to the town: having been performed but once since its first run, tho'
-received with similar approbation; the manager in the mean while
-having brought on, and repeatedly acted, the performances of his
-favourite play-wrights, to almost empty houses: and yet ROSCIUS hath
-all the while pretended to have the highest opinion of the talents,
-and the greatest regard for the interest of the writer.---- The
-manager claims a legal right, indeed, as patentee, to perform what
-plays he pleases; but tho' the play-house and patent be his property,
-he has no liberal right to make, at pleasure, a property of the
-players, the poets and the publick!
-
- Curse on that KENRICK, foul of spleen and whim!
- What are my puffs, and what my gains to him?
- If poor and proud, can he of right complain
- That wealthier men and wittier are as vain?
- Why must he hint that I am past my prime,
- To blast my fading laurels ere their time?
- Death to my fame, and what, alas, is worse,
- 'Tis death, damnation, to my craving purse;
- Capacious purse! by PLUTUS form'd to hold,
- (The God of Wealth) the devil and all of gold.
- Insatiate purse, that never yet ran o'er,
- But swallows all, and gapes, like Hell, for more.
- And yet, alas! how much the world will lye!
- They call me miser; but no miser I;
- He, brooding o'er his bags, delighted sits,
- And laughs to scorn the jests of envious wits;
- If fast his doors, he sets his heart at rest,
- And dotes with rapture on his iron chest;
- No galling paper-squibs his spirits teize,
- But ev'n the boys may hoot him if they please.
- He scorns the whistling of an empty name,
- While I am torn 'twixt avarice and fame;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Sordidus ac dives, populi contemnere voces
- Si solitus: populus me sibilat: at mihi plaudo
- Ipse domi, simul ac nummos contemplor in arca.
-
-
- While I, so tremblingly alive all o'er,
- Still bleed and agonize at every pore;
- At ev'ry hiss am harrow'd up with fear,
- And burst with choler at a critic's sneer.
- Rack'd by the gout and stone, and struck with age,
- Prudence and Ease advise to quit the stage;
- But Fame still prompts, and Pride can feel no pain;
- And Avarice bids me sell my soul for gain.
- Bring NYKY back, O Muse! by verse divine,
- The Trojan-Greeks were once transformed to swine.
- By verse divine B----TTI 'scap'd the rope:
- Now love is known, what may not lovers hope!
- Ev'n as with _Griffins_[33] stallions late have join'd
- With blood-hounds goats may litter, as in kind;
-
-
-IMITATIONS.
-
- Ducite ab urbe domum, mea carmina ducite Daphnim:
- Carminibus Circe socios mutavit Ulyssei:
- Carmina vel coelo possunt deducere lunam.
- Nunc scio quid sit amor----
- ---- ---- quid non speremus amantes?
- Jungentur jam _Gryphes_ equis, aevoque sequenti
- Cum canibus timidi venient ad pocula damae.
- Torva leaena lupum sequitur, lupus ipse capellam,
- Te Corydon, O Alexis: trahit sua quemque voluptas.
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[33] Unnatural monsters, familiar only with the poets.
-
- Nay wanton kids devouring wolves may greet,
- And wolves with loving lyonesses meet.
- By different means is different love made known.
- And each fond lover will prefer his own.
- Strange lot of love! two friends, my soul's delight,
- Men call that M----r, this a Catamite!
- Yet bring him back; for who chaste roundelay
- Shall sing, now B--ST--FF is driv'n away?
- Who now correct, for modest Drury-lane,
- Loose Wycherly's or Congreve's looser vein?
- With nice decorum shunning naughty jokes,
- Exhibit none but decent, dainty folks?[34]
- Ah me! how wanton wit will shame the stage,
- And shock this delicate, this virtuous age!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[34] NYKY was employed by ROSCIUS to correct the Plain-dealer of
-Wycherly; which he accordingly attempted, and inscribed the attempt to
-his patron, "as a tribute of _affection_ and esteem for his many
-shining and _amiable_ qualities." "The licentiousness of Wycherly's
-muse," says this modern corrector, "rendered her shocking to us, with
-all her charms: or, in other words, we could allow no charms in a
-tainted beauty, who brought contagion along with her." Of the play of
-the Plain-dealer, in particular, he intimates that it had been long
-excluded the theatre; because, to the honour of the present age, it
-was immoral and indecent: that on a close examination, he found in it
-excessive obscenity; that the character of Manly was rough even to
-outrageous brutality; and that he thought it necessary to work the
-whole materials up again, with a mixture of alloy agreeable to the
-rules of modern refinement! SEE PREFACE TO B---- FF'S PLAIN-DEALER.
-What a champion for decency and delicacy, morality and humanity! What
-improvement may not sterling wit receive from the mixture of such
-alloy! What an idea may we not hence acquire of modern refinement!
-
- How will _Plain-dealers_[35] triumph, to my sorrow!
- And PAPHOS rise o'er SODOM and GOMORRAH!
-
-
-NOTES.
-
-[35] A character thus admirably depicted by Wycherly, in the scene
-between Manly and Plausible.
-
-_Manly._ I have more of the mastiff than the spaniel in me, I own it:
-I cannot fawn, and fetch and carry; neither will I ever practise that
-servile complaisance, which some people pique themselves on being
-masters of.---- I will not whisper my contempt or hatred; call a man
-fool or knave by signs and mouths, over his shoulder; while I have him
-in my arms: I will not, as you do----
-
-_Plausible._ As I do! Heaven defend me! upon my honour! I never
-attempted to abuse or lessen any one in my life.
-
-_Manly._ What! you were afraid?
-
-_Plausible._ No: but seriously I hate to do a rude thing. No, faith, I
-speak well of all mankind.
-
-_Manly._ I thought so: but know that this is the worst sort of
-detraction, for it takes away the reputation of the few good men in
-the world by making all alike! Now I speak ill of many men, because
-they deserve it.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-APPENDIX.
-
-
-Certain circumstances, to which the author of the foregoing piece was
-an utter stranger, having happened about the time of its publication,
-and given rise to rumours equally false and foreign to the party; it
-appears that Roscius, or some of his friends, was pleased to insert
-the following queries in the Morning Chronicle of July 2d.
-
- "Candour presents her compliments to Mr.----, she begs his
- pardon,---- to Dr.---- _Kenrick_, and desires to ask him a few
- simple questions; to which, if he be the _Plain-dealer_ he
- pretends, he will give a plain and direct answer.
-
- _Query_ I. Whether you are not the author of the eclogue,
- entitled, _Love in the Suds_, as well as of the letter prefixed to
- it?
-
- II. Whether you did not mean, though you have artfully evaded the
- law, by affecting the translation of a classical cento, to throw
- out the most scandalous insinuations against the character of
- Roscius?
-
- III. Whether you were not likewise the author of an infamous,
- anonymous paragraph in a public paper; for which that paper is
- under a just prosecution?
-
- IV. Whether you have not openly acknowledged notwithstanding, that
- you really entertained a very different opinion of Roscius?
-
- V. Whether any cause of dispute, that might subsist between you
- and Roscius, can authorize so cruel, so unmanly an attack?
-
- VI. Whether the brother of Roscius did not personally wait on you
- to require, in his name, the satisfaction of a gentleman, which
- you refused him?
-
- CANDOUR."
-
-To these queries, the author judged it expedient to make the following
-reply in the same paper of July 4th.
-
-
-To CANDOUR.
-
- MADAM,
-
- "Though I think your signature a misnomer, to shew that I a no
- stranger to the name and quality you assume, I shall not stand on
- the punctilio of your being an _anonymous_ querist; but answer
- your several questions explicitly.
-
- I. I am the author of the eclogue you mention.
-
- II. I did not mean to throw out the _most_ scandalous insinuations
- on the character of Roscius, nor any insinuation _more_ scandalous
- than his conduct. How far that has been so, he knows best, and is
- left to make the application.
-
- III. An _infamous_ paragraph I _cannot_ write; and an _anonymous_
- one I _will not_ write, to prejudice my greatest enemy. As to that
- in question, I have not, to this hour, even seen it. CALUMNY I
- _detest_; but I think _vice_ should be exposed to _infamy_, nor
- have I so much _false delicacy_ as to conceive, it should be
- treated with _tenderness_ in proportion as it is _abominable_.
-
- IV. I have not acknowledged that I entertain a _very different_
- opinion of Roscius; on the contrary, I declare, that I entertain a
- _very indifferent_ opinion of him.
-
- V. As to the cause of our dispute, I should be very ready to
- submit it to the publick, were I egotist enough to think it
- deserved their attention.
-
- VI. The brother of Roscius _did personally wait_ on me, to desire
- I would meet "him, the said Roscius, who would bring a friend with
- him; I being at liberty to do the same;" but as nothing of time,
- place, or weapon was mentioned, I did not look on this message as
- a challenge; nor well could I, as I never heard of requiring
- _gentleman's satisfaction_ by _letter of attorney_, and the
- professed end of our meeting turned merely on a matter of
- business.--It is possible, indeed, the messenger, otherwise
- instructed, might _imagine_ it such, especially as, it seems, his
- head has teemed with nothing but challenges and duels, since his
- magnanimous monomachy with one of his brother Roscius's
- candle-snuffers.--That Roscius himself, however, did not mean to
- send me a challenge, is plain, from his solliciting afterwards by
- letter, a conference in the presence only of a common friend to
- both: a request that would have been complied with, had not he
- thought proper, in a most ungentleman-like manner, to make a
- confidant, in the meantime, of a booby of a bookseller, who had
- the folly and impudence to declare that he would, on _his_
- [Roscius's] account, _take an opportunity_ to do _me_ some
- desperate mischief.--Lest I should be yet supposed, from the
- purport of this last query, to have any fear of a personal
- encounter with the doughty Roscius, I require only that it may be
- on an equal footing. I am neither so extravagantly fond of life,
- nor think myself so consequential in it, as to fear the end of it
- from such an antagonist; nor, to say the truth, should I have any
- qualms of conscience, if nothing less will satisfy him, about
- putting an end to so insignificant a being as his: but, as "the
- race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong," it is but
- right to provide against a mishap. Roscius has a large fortune,
- and little or no family to leave it to: I have a large family, and
- little or no fortune to leave it. Let Roscius but previously
- settle _only half_ his estate on my heirs, on condition that _he_
- deprives them of a protector, and I will meet him to-morrow, and
- engage at his own weapons, not only him, but his brother George
- into the bargain.[36]
-
- And now, Madam CANDOUR, give me leave to ask _you_ a question or
- two, in my turn.
-
-[36] The above pleasantry being misconstrued by some of Roscius's
-friends to the disadvantage of the author, the latter thought himself
-under the necessity of seriously acquainting the former, of his being
-ready, as he is, at any time, to give him such satisfaction as a
-gentleman, who supposes himself injured, has a right to require.
-
- _Qu._ I. Whether, from many gross instances of misbehaviour,
- _Roscius_ hath not long had sufficient reason to suspect the
- detestable character of _Nyky_?
-
- II. Whether, therefore, granting Roscius to be himself
- _immaculate_, he is excusable for his notorious partialities to
- such a character?
-
- III. Whether he has any right to complain of unjust severity, in
- being ludicrously reproached with such partialities, by a writer,
- whom he hath treated, even in favour of that very wretch, with
- disrespect, with insolence, with injustice.
-
- W. KENRICK."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Instead of _candidly_ replying, however, to the above three queries, a
-very difficult task, indeed, to Roscius, he caused the Court of King's
-Bench to be moved for a rule to shew cause, why leave should not be
-given him to file an information against the author for a libel: which
-being granted of course, the same was exultingly announced in the
-following paragraphs inserted in all the news-papers:
-
-"Yesterday morning Mr. Dunning made a motion in the Court of King's
-Bench, for a rule to shew cause why an information should not be laid
-against the author of Love in the Suds. When the court was pleased to
-grant a rule for the first day of next term. The poem was read in
-court by the Clerk of the Crown, and afforded no small diversion when
-it came to that part which reflects upon a certain Chief Justice, who
-was present all the time.
-
-"Besides Mr. Wallace and Mr. Dunning, who are employed by great actor,
-in his prosecution of some detestable charges which have been lately
-urged with _as much folly as wickedness_ against his character, Mr.
-Murphy and Mr. Mansfield are also engaged, and the cause now becomes a
-matter of much expectation with the publick."
-
- * * * * *
-
-To these paragraphs the author judged it necessary to make the
-following reply, in the above-mentioned Morning Chronicle; almost all
-the rest of the news-papers, by the indefatigable industry and
-powerful influence of Roscius, a proprietor in most of them, being
-shut against him.
-
-
-The AUTHOR of LOVE in the SUDS to the PRINTER of the MORNING
-CHRONICLE.
-
- SIR,
-
- "In reprehending others you should ever be cautious of falling
- into the error you condemn. In yesterday's paper you indirectly
- charge me, among others, with having "urged a detestable charge
- with as much folly as wickedness against a certain great
- actor."--What other people have done I know not, nor does it
- concern me; but I may safely defy all the Lawyers in
- Westminster-Hall fairly to deduce such a charge as you hint at
- from the eclogue in question. In this respect it is certainly as
- innocent as the great actor's Jubilee Ode! But granting it
- otherwise with any one else, how can you take upon you to say that
- such a charge is urged _foolishly and wickedly_? Can _you_ know it
- to be false or groundless? And if not, on what grounds do you
- charge the accusers with _folly_ and _wickedness?_ Why does not
- the CANDOUR of the great actor, reply to the Queries put to him in
- your paper of Saturday last? But no; unable to justify himself at
- the bar of the publick, he flies for refuge to the quirks and
- quibbles of Westminster-Hall; and even this at the latter end of a
- term, in order to deceive the town into a notion that the court
- will countenance his prosecution. Why was not his motion made
- sooner, that cause might have been shewn in time, and the futility
- of it made immediately evident? Believe me, Sir, before an end is
- put to this business, the publick will be better enabled to judge
- on which side the _folly_ and _wickedness_ lies, than you appear
- to do at present.
-
- I am,
- yours, &c.
- W. K.
-
-
-FINIS.
-
-
-
-
- Shortly will be published,
-
- A
-
- LETTER
-
- TO
-
- DAVID GARRICK, Esq.
-
- OCCASIONED
-
- By his moving the Court of King's Bench, for Leave to file an
- Information against the Author of _Love in the Suds, or the
- Lamentation of Roscius for the Loss of his Nyky_.---- In which the
- real Purport of that Performance, with the Motives for its
- publication will be explained and justified.
-
-
-BY THE AUTHOR.
-
- _----mitto maledicta omnia:
- Rem ipsam putemus._
-
- ADELPHI.
-
-
-
-
-
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