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+<h1>CURIOUS EPITAPHS.</h1>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/frontis.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">MARTYRS&#8217; MONUMENT, EDINBURGH.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><span class="giant">Curious<br />
+Epitaphs</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">Collected and Edited with Notes</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">By <span class="large">William Andrews</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img01.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">LONDON:<br />
+WILLIAM ANDREWS &amp; CO., 5, FARRINGDON AVENUE, E.C.<br />
+1899.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img02.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">THIS BOOK IS<br />
+DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF<br />
+CUTHBERT BEDE, B.A.,<br />
+<i>Author of &#8220;Verdant Green,&#8221; etc.</i>,<br />
+AS A TOKEN OF GRATITUDE FOR<br />
+LITERARY ASSISTANCE AND SYMPATHY<br />
+GIVEN IN YEARS AGONE,<br />
+BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.<br />
+W. A.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<h2>Preface.</h2>
+
+<div class="note">
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">This</span> work first appeared in 1883 and quickly passed out of print. Some
+important additions are made in the present volume. It is hoped that in
+its new form the book may find favour with the public and the press.</p>
+
+<p class="right"><span class="smcap">William Andrews.</span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">The Hull Press</span>,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;"><i>May Day, 1899</i>.</span></p></div>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p class="title">Contents.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td align="right"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Epitaphs on Tradesmen</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Typographical Epitaphs</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_24">24</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Good and Faithful Servants</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_35">35</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Epitaphs on Soldiers and Sailors</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_49">49</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Epitaphs on Musicians and Actors</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_73">73</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Epitaphs on Sportsmen</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_92">92</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Bacchanalian Epitaphs</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_105">105</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Epitaphs on Parish Clerks and Sextons</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_119">119</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Punning Epitaphs</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_134">134</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Manxland Epitaphs</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_141">141</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Epitaphs on Notable Persons</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_149">149</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Miscellaneous Epitaphs</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_209">209</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Index</span></td>
+ <td align="right"><a href="#Page_235">235</a></td></tr></table>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center"><span class="giant">CURIOUS EPITAPHS.</span></p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>Epitaphs on Tradesmen.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">Many</span> interesting epitaphs have been placed to the memory of tradesmen.
+Often they are not of an elevating character, nor highly poetical, but
+they display the whims and oddities of men. We will first present a few
+relating to the watch and clock-making trade. The first specimen is from
+Lydford churchyard, on the borders of Dartmoor:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lies, in horizontal position,<br />
+the outside case of<br />
+<span class="smcap">George Routleigh</span>, Watchmaker;<br />
+Whose abilities in that line were an honour<br />
+to his profession.<br />
+Integrity was the Mainspring, and prudence the<br />
+Regulator,<br />
+of all the actions of his life.<br />
+Humane, generous, and liberal,<br />
+his Hand never stopped<br />
+till he had relieved distress.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>So nicely regulated were all his motions,<br />
+that he never went wrong,<br />
+except when set a-going<br />
+by people<br />
+who did not know his Key;<br />
+even then he was easily<br />
+set right again.<br />
+He had the art of disposing his time so well,<br />
+that his hours glided away<br />
+in one continual round<br />
+of pleasure and delight,<br />
+until an unlucky minute put a period to<br />
+his existence.<br />
+He departed this life<br />
+Nov. 14, 1802,<br />
+aged 57:<br />
+wound up,<br />
+in hopes of being taken in hand<br />
+by his Maker;<br />
+and of being thoroughly cleaned, repaired,<br />
+and set a-going<br />
+in the world to come.</p>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Uttoxeter, a monument is placed to the memory of
+Joseph Slater, who died November 21st, 1822, aged 49 years:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies one who strove to equal time,<br />
+A task too hard, each power too sublime;<br />
+Time stopt his motion, o&#8217;erthrew his balance-wheel,<br />
+Wore off his pivots, tho&#8217; made of hardened steel;<br />
+Broke all his springs, the verge of life decayed,<br />
+And now he is as though he&#8217;d ne&#8217;er been made.<br />
+Such frail machine till time&#8217;s no more shall rust,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>And the archangel wakes our sleeping dust;<br />
+Then in assembled worlds in glory join,<br />
+And sing&mdash;&#8220;The hand that made us is divine.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next is from Berkeley, Gloucestershire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lyeth <span class="smcap">Thomas Peirce</span>, whom no man taught,<br />
+Yet he in iron, brass, and silver wrought;<br />
+He jacks, and clocks, and watches (with art) made<br />
+And mended, too, when others&#8217; work did fade.<br />
+Of Berkeley, five times Mayor this artist was,<br />
+And yet this Mayor, this artist, was but grass.<br />
+When his own watch was down on the last day,<br />
+He that made watches had not made a key<br />
+To wind it up; but useless it must lie,<br />
+Until he rise again no more to die.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Died February 25th, 1665, aged 77.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following is from Bolsover churchyard, Derbyshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here<br />
+lies, in a horizontal position, the outside<br />
+case of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Hinde</span>,<br />
+Clock and Watch-maker,<br />
+Who departed this life, wound up in hope of<br />
+being taken in hand by his Maker, and being<br />
+thoroughly cleaned, repaired, and set a-going<br />
+in the world to come,<br />
+On the 15th of August, 1836,<br />
+In the 19th year of his age.</p>
+
+<p>Respecting the next example, Mr. Edward Walford, <span class="smcaplc">M.A.</span>, wrote to the
+<i>Times</i> as follows: Close to the south-western corner of the parish<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+churchyard of Hampstead there has long stood a square tomb, with a
+scarcely decipherable inscription, to the memory of a man of science of
+the last century, whose name is connected with the history of practical
+navigation. The tomb, having stood there for more than a century, had
+become somewhat dilapidated, and has lately undergone a careful
+restoration at the cost and under the supervision of the Company of
+Clock-makers, and the fact is recorded in large characters on the upper
+face. The tops of the upright iron railings which surround the tomb have
+been gilt, and the restored inscription runs as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of Mr. <span class="smcap">John Harrison</span>, late of Red Lion-square, London,
+inventor of the time-keeper for ascertaining the longitude at sea. He
+was born at Foulby, in the county of York, and was the son of a
+builder of that place, who brought him up to the same profession.
+Before he attained the age of 21, he, without any instruction,
+employed himself in cleaning and repairing clocks and watches, and
+made a few of the former, chiefly of wood. At the age of 25 he
+employed his whole time in chronometrical improvements. He was the
+inventor of the gridiron pendulum, and the method of preventing the
+effects of heat and cold upon time-keepers by two bars fixed together;
+he introduced the secondary spring, to keep them going while winding
+up, and was the inventor of most (or all) the improvements in clocks
+and watches during his time. In the year 1735 his first time keeper
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>was sent to Lisbon, and in 1764 his then much improved fourth
+time-keeper having been sent to Barbadoes, the Commissioners of
+Longitude certified that he had determined the longitude within
+one-third of half a degree of a great circle, having not erred more
+than forty seconds in time. After sixty years&#8217; close application to
+the above pursuits, he departed this life on the 24th day of March,
+1776, aged 83.</p></div>
+
+<p>In an epitaph in High Wycombe churchyard, life is compared to the working
+of a clock. It runs thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Of no distemper,<br />
+Of no blast he died,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">But fell,</span><br />
+Like Autumn&#8217;s fruit,<br />
+That mellows long,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">Even wondered at</span><br />
+Because he dropt not sooner.<br />
+Providence seemed to wind him up<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">For fourscore years,</span><br />
+Yet ran he nine winters more;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">Till, like a clock,</span><br />
+Worn out with repeating time,<br />
+The wheels of weary life<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">At last stood still.</span><br />
+In Memory of <span class="smcap">John Abdidge</span>, Alderman.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">Died 1785.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We have some curious specimens of engineers&#8217; epitaphs. A good example is
+copied from the churchyard of Bridgeford-on-the-Hill, Notts:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>Sacred to the memory
+of <span class="smcap">John Walker</span>, the only son of Benjamin and Ann
+Walker, Engineer and Pallisade Maker, died September 22nd, 1832, aged
+36 years.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Farewell, my wife and father dear;<br />
+My glass is run, my work is done,<br />
+And now my head lies quiet here.<br />
+That many an engine I&#8217;ve set up,<br />
+And got great praise from men,<br />
+I made them work on British ground,<br />
+And on the roaring seas;<br />
+My engine&#8217;s stopp&#8217;d, my valves are bad,<br />
+And lie so deep within;<br />
+No engineer could there be found<br />
+To put me new ones in.<br />
+But Jesus Christ converted me<br />
+And took me up above,<br />
+I hope once more to meet once more,<br />
+And sing redeeming love.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>Our next is on a railway engine-driver, who died in 1840, and was buried
+in Bromsgrove churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>My engine now is cold and still,<br />
+No water does my boiler fill;<br />
+My coke affords its flame no more;<br />
+My days of usefulness are o&#8217;er;<br />
+My wheels deny their noted speed,<br />
+No more my guiding hand they need;<br />
+My whistle, too, has lost its tone,<br />
+Its shrill and thrilling sounds are gone;<br />
+My valves are now thrown open wide;<br />
+My flanges all refuse to guide,<br />
+My clacks also, though once so strong,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>Refuse to aid the busy throng:<br />
+No more I feel each urging breath;<br />
+My steam is now condensed in death.<br />
+Life&#8217;s railway o&#8217;er, each station&#8217;s passed,<br />
+In death I&#8217;m stopped, and rest at last.<br />
+Farewell, dear friends, and cease to weep:<br />
+In Christ I&#8217;m safe; in Him I sleep.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the Ludlow churchyard is a headstone to the memory of John Abingdon
+&#8220;who for forty years drove the Ludlow stage to London, a trusty servant, a
+careful driver, and an honest man.&#8221; He died in 1817, and his epitaph is as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>His labor done, no more to town,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">His onward course he bends;</span><br />
+His team&#8217;s unshut, his whip&#8217;s laid up,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And here his journey ends.</span><br />
+Death locked his wheels and gave him rest,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And never more to move,</span><br />
+Till Christ shall call him with the blest<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To heavenly realms above.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The epitaph we next give is on the driver of the coach that ran between
+Aylesbury and London, by the Rev. H. Bullen, Vicar of Dunton, Bucks, in
+whose churchyard the man was buried:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Parker</span>, farewell! thy journey now is ended,<br />
+Death has the whip-hand, and with dust is blended;<br />
+Thy way-bill is examined, and I trust<br />
+Thy last account may prove exact and just.<br />
+When he who drives the chariot of the day,<br />
+Where life is light, whose Word&#8217;s the living way,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>Where travellers, like yourself, of every age,<br />
+And every clime, have taken their last stage,<br />
+The God of mercy, and the God of love,<br />
+Show you the road to Paradise above!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Lord Byron wrote on John Adams, carrier, of Southwell, Nottinghamshire, an
+epitaph as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">John Adams</span> lies here, of the parish of Southwell,<br />
+A carrier who carried his can to his mouth well;<br />
+He carried so much, and he carried so fast,<br />
+He could carry no more&mdash;so was carried at last;<br />
+For the liquor he drank, being too much for one,<br />
+He could not carry off&mdash;so he&#8217;s now carri-on.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On Hobson, the famous University carrier, the following lines were
+written:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies old <span class="smcap">Hobson</span>: death has broke his girt,<br />
+And here! alas, has laid him in the dirt;<br />
+Or else the ways being foul, twenty to one<br />
+He&#8217;s here stuck in a slough and overthrown:<br />
+&#8217;Twas such a shifter, that, if truth were known,<br />
+Death was half glad when he had got him down;<br />
+For he had any time these ten years full,<br />
+Dodged with him betwixt Cambridge and the Bull;<br />
+And surely Death could never have prevailed,<br />
+Had not his weekly course of carriage failed.<br />
+But lately finding him so long at home,<br />
+And thinking now his journey&#8217;s end was come,<br />
+And that he had ta&#8217;en up his latest inn,<br />
+In the kind office of a chamberlain<br />
+Showed him the room where he must lodge that night,<br />
+Pulled off his boots and took away the light.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>If any ask for him it shall be said,<br />
+Hobson has supt and&#8217;s newly gone to bed.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Trinity churchyard, Sheffield, formerly might be seen an epitaph on a
+bookseller, as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Richard Smith</span>, who died<br />
+April 6th, 1757, aged 52.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>At thirteen years I went to sea;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To try my fortune there,</span><br />
+But lost my friend, which put an end<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To all my interest there.</span><br />
+To land I came as &#8217;twere by chance,<br />
+At twenty then I taught to dance,<br />
+And yet unsettled in my mind,<br />
+To something else I was inclined;<br />
+At twenty-five laid dancing down,<br />
+To be a bookseller in this town,<br />
+Where I continued without strife,<br />
+Till death deprived me of my life.<br />
+Vain world, to thee I bid farewell,<br />
+To rest within this silent cell,<br />
+Till the great God shall summon all<br />
+To answer His majestic call,<br />
+Then, Lord, have mercy on us all.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following epitaph was written on James Lackington, a celebrated
+bookseller, and eccentric character:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Good passenger, one moment stay,<br />
+And contemplate this heap of clay;<br />
+&#8217;Tis <span class="smcap">Lackington</span> that claims a pause,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>Who strove with death, but lost his cause:<br />
+A stranger genius ne&#8217;er need be<br />
+Than many a merry year was he.<br />
+Some faults he had, some virtues too<br />
+(the devil himself should have his due);<br />
+And as dame fortune&#8217;s wheel turn&#8217;d round,<br />
+Whether at top or bottom found,<br />
+He never once forgot his station,<br />
+Nor e&#8217;er disown&#8217;d a poor relation;<br />
+In poverty he found content,<br />
+Riches ne&#8217;er made him insolent.<br />
+When poor, he&#8217;d rather read than eat,<br />
+When rich books form&#8217;d his highest treat,<br />
+His first great wish to act, with care,<br />
+The sev&#8217;ral parts assigned him here;<br />
+And, as his heart to truth inclin&#8217;d,<br />
+He studied hard the truth to find.<br />
+Much pride he had,&mdash;&#8217;twas love of fame,<br />
+And slighted gold, to get a name;<br />
+But fame herself prov&#8217;d greatest gain,<br />
+For riches follow&#8217;d in her train.<br />
+Much had he read, and much had thought,<br />
+And yet, you see, he&#8217;s come to nought;<br />
+Or out of print, as he would say,<br />
+To be revised some future day:<br />
+Free from errata, with addition,<br />
+A new and a complete edition.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>At Rugby, on Joseph Cave, Dr. Hawksworth wrote:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Near this place lies the body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Joseph Cave</span>,<br />
+Late of this parish;<br />
+Who departed this life Nov. 18, 1747,<br />
+Aged 79 years.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>He was placed by Providence in a humble station; but industry
+abundantly supplied the wants of nature, and temperance blest him with
+content and wealth. As he was an affectionate father, he was made
+happy in the decline of life by the deserved eminence of his eldest
+son,</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Edward Cave</span>,</p>
+
+<p>who, without interest, fortune, or connection, by the native force of
+his own genius, assisted only by a classical education, which he
+received at the Grammar School of this town, planned, executed, and
+established a literary work called</p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>The Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i>,</p>
+
+<p>whereby he acquired an ample fortune, the whole of which devolved to
+his family.</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here also lies<br />
+The body of <span class="smcap">William Cave</span>,</p>
+
+<p>second son of the said <span class="smcap">Joseph Cave</span>, who died May 2, 1757, aged 62
+years, and who, having survived his elder brother,</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Edward Cave</span>,</p>
+
+<p>inherited from him a competent estate; and, in gratitude to his
+benefactor, ordered this monument to perpetuate his memory.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>He lived a patriarch in his numerous race,<br />
+And shew&#8217;d in charity a Christian&#8217;s grace:<br />
+Whate&#8217;er a friend or parent feels he knew;<br />
+His hand was open, and his heart was true;<br />
+In what he gain&#8217;d and gave, he taught mankind<br />
+A grateful always is a generous mind.<br />
+Here rests his clay! his soul must ever rest,<br />
+Who bless&#8217;d when living, dying must be blest.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The well-known blacksmith&#8217;s epitaph, said to be written by the poet
+Hayley, may be found in many churchyards in this country. It formed the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+subject of a sermon delivered on Sunday, the 27th day of August, 1837, by
+the then Vicar of Crich, Derbyshire, to a large assembly. We are told that
+the vicar appeared much excited, and read the prayers in a hurried manner.
+Without leaving the desk, he proceeded to address his flock for the last
+time; and the following is the substance thereof: &#8220;To-morrow, my friends,
+this living will be vacant, and if any one of you is desirous of becoming
+my successor he has now an opportunity. Let him use his influence, and who
+can tell but he may be honoured with the title of Vicar of Crich. As this
+is my last address, I shall only say, had I been a blacksmith, or a son of
+Vulcan, the following lines might not have been inappropriate:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>My sledge and hammer lie reclined,<br />
+My bellows, too, have lost their wind;<br />
+My fire&#8217;s extinct, my forge decayed,<br />
+And in the dust my vice is laid.<br />
+My coal is spent, my iron&#8217;s gone,<br />
+My nails are drove, my work is done;<br />
+My fire-dried corpse lies here at rest,<br />
+And, smoke-like, soars up to be bless&#8217;d.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>If you expect anything more, you are deceived; for I shall only say,
+Friends, farewell, farewell!&#8221; The effect of this address was too visible
+to pass unnoticed. Some appeared as if awakened from a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> fearful dream,
+and gazed at each other in silent astonishment; others for whom it was too
+powerful for their risible nerves to resist, burst into boisterous
+laughter, while one and all slowly retired from the scene, to exercise
+their future cogitations on the farewell discourse of their late pastor.</p>
+
+<p>From Silkstone churchyard we have the following on a potter and his
+wife:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of <span class="smcap">John Taylor</span>, of Silkstone, potter, who departed this
+life, July 14th, Anno Domini 1815, aged 72 years.</p>
+
+<p>Also Hannah, his wife, who departed this life, August 13th. 1815, aged
+68 years.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Out of the clay they got their daily bread,<br />
+Of clay were also made.<br />
+Returned to clay they now lie dead,<br />
+Where all that&#8217;s left must shortly go.<br />
+To live without him his wife she tried,<br />
+Found the task hard, fell sick, and died.<br />
+And now in peace their bodies lay,<br />
+Until the dead be called away,<br />
+And moulded into spiritual clay.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>On a poor woman who kept an earthenware shop at Chester, the following
+epitaph was composed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Beneath this stone lies <span class="smcap">Catherine Gray</span>,<br />
+Changed to a lifeless lump of clay;<br />
+By earth and clay she got her pelf,<br />
+And now she&#8217;s turned to earth herself.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>Ye weeping friends, let me advise,<br />
+Abate your tears and dry your eyes;<br />
+For what avails a flood of tears?<br />
+Who knows but in a course of years,<br />
+In some tall pitcher or brown pan,<br />
+She in her shop may be again.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next is from the churchyard of Aliscombe, Devonshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here lies the remains of <span class="smcap">James Pady</span>, brickmaker, late of this parish,
+in hope that his clay will be re-moulded in a workmanlike manner, far
+superior to his former perishable materials.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Keep death and judgment always in your eye,<br />
+Or else the devil off with you will fly,<br />
+And in his kiln with brimstone ever fry:<br />
+If you neglect the narrow road to seek,<br />
+Christ will reject you, like a half-burnt brick!</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In the old churchyard of Bullingham, on the gravestone of a builder, the
+following lines appear:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>This humble stone is o&#8217;er a builder&#8217;s bed,<br />
+Tho&#8217; raised on high by fame, low lies his head.<br />
+His rule and compass are now locked up in store.<br />
+Others may build, but he will build no more.<br />
+His house of clay so frail, could hold no longer&mdash;<br />
+May he in heaven be tenant of a stronger!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Colton churchyard, Staffordshire, is a mason&#8217;s tombstone decorated with
+carving of square and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> compass, in relief, and bearing the following
+characteristic inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Sacred to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">James Heywood</span>,<br />
+Who died May 4th, 1804, in the 55th<br />
+year of his age.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>The corner-stone I often times have dress&#8217;d;<br />
+In Christ, the corner-stone, I now find rest.<br />
+Though by the Builder he rejected were,<br />
+He is my God, my Rock, I build on here.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Longnor, the following quaint epitaph is placed over
+the remains of a carpenter:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 8em;"><span class="smcap">In</span></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Memory of <span class="smcap">Samuel</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Bagshaw</span> late of Har-</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">ding-Booth who depar-</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">ted this life June the</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">5th 1787 aged 71 years.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Beneath lie mouldering into Dust<br />
+A Carpenter&#8217;s Remains.<br />
+A man laborious, honest, just: his Character sustains.<br />
+In seventy-one revolving Years<br />
+He sow&#8217;d no Seeds of Strife;<br />
+With Ax and Saw, Line, Rule and Square, employed his careful life.<br />
+But Death who view&#8217;d his peaceful Lot<br />
+His Tree of Life assail&#8217;d<br />
+His Grave was made upon this spot, and his last Branch he nail&#8217;d.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Here are some witty lines on a carpenter<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> named John Spong, who died 1739,
+and is buried in Ockham churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Who many a sturdy oak has laid along,<br />
+Fell&#8217;d by Death&#8217;s surer hatchet, here lies <span class="smcap">John Spong</span>.<br />
+Post oft he made, yet ne&#8217;er a place could get<br />
+And lived by railing, tho&#8217; he was no wit.<br />
+Old saws he had, although no antiquarian;<br />
+And stiles corrected, yet was no grammarian.<br />
+Long lived he Ockham&#8217;s favourite architect,<br />
+And lasting as his fame a tomb t&#8217; erect,<br />
+In vain we seek an artist such as he,<br />
+Whose pales and piles were for eternity.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next is from Hessle, near Hull, and is said to have been inscribed on
+a tombstone placed over the remains of George Prissick, plumber and
+glazier:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Adieu, my friend, my thread of life is spun;<br />
+The diamond will not cut, the solder will not run;<br />
+My body&#8217;s turned to ashes, my grief and troubles past,<br />
+I&#8217;ve left no one to worldly care&mdash;and I shall rise at last.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a dyer, from the church of St. Nicholas, Yarmouth, we have as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies a man who first did dye,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">When he was twenty-four,</span><br />
+And yet he lived to reach the age,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of hoary hairs, fourscore.</span><br />
+But now he&#8217;s gone, and certain &#8217;tis<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">He&#8217;ll not dye any more.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>In Sleaford churchyard, on Henry Fox, a weaver, the following lines are
+inscribed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Of tender thread this mortal web is made,<br />
+The woof and warp and colours early fade;<br />
+When power divine awakes the sleeping dust,<br />
+He gives immortal garments to the just.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next epitaph, from Weston, is placed over the remains of a useful
+member of society in his time:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies entomb&#8217;d within this vault so dark,<br />
+A tailor, cloth-drawer, soldier, and parish clerk;<br />
+Death snatch&#8217;d him hence, and also from him took<br />
+His needle, thimble, sword, and prayer-book.<br />
+He could not work, nor fight,&mdash;what then?<br />
+He left the world, and faintly cried, &#8220;Amen!&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On an Oxford bellows-maker, the following lines were written:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lyeth <span class="smcap">John Cruker</span>, a maker of bellowes,<br />
+His craftes-master and King of good fellowes;<br />
+Yet when he came to the hour of his death,<br />
+He that made bellowes, could not make breath.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The next epitaph, on Joseph Blakett, poet and shoemaker of Seaham, is said
+to be from Byron&#8217;s pen:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Stranger! behold interr&#8217;d together<br />
+The souls of learning and of leather.<br />
+Poor Joe is gone, but left his awl&mdash;<br />
+You&#8217;ll find his relics in a stall.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>His work was neat, and often found<br />
+Well-stitched and with morocco bound.<br />
+Tread lightly&mdash;where the bard is laid<br />
+We cannot mend the shoe he made;<br />
+Yet he is happy in his hole,<br />
+With verse immortal as his sole.<br />
+But still to business he held fast,<br />
+And stuck to Ph&oelig;bus to the last.<br />
+Then who shall say so good a fellow<br />
+Was only leather and prunella?<br />
+For character&mdash;he did not lack it,<br />
+And if he did&mdash;&#8217;twere shame to Black it!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following lines are on a cobbler:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Death at a cobbler&#8217;s door oft made a stand,<br />
+But always found him on the mending hand;<br />
+At length Death came, in very dirty weather,<br />
+And ripp&#8217;d the soul from off the upper leather:<br />
+The cobbler lost his awl,&mdash;Death gave his last,<br />
+And buried in oblivion all the past.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Respecting Robert Gray, a correspondent writes: He was a native of
+Taunton, and at an early age he lost his parents, and went to London to
+seek his fortune. Here, as an errand boy, he behaved so well, that his
+master took him apprentice, and afterwards set him up in business, by
+which he made a large fortune. In his old age he retired from trade and
+returned to Taunton, where he founded a hospital. On his monument is the
+following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Taunton bore him; London bred him;<br />
+Piety train&#8217;d him; Virtue led him;<br />
+Earth enrich&#8217;d him; Heaven possess&#8217;d him;<br />
+Taunton bless&#8217;d him; London bless&#8217;d him:<br />
+This thankful town, that mindful city,<br />
+Share his piety and pity,<br />
+What he gave, and how he gave it,<br />
+Ask the poor, and you shall have it.<br />
+Gentle reader, may Heaven strike<br />
+Thy tender heart to do the like;<br />
+And now thy eyes have read his story,<br />
+Give him the praise, and God the glory.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>He died at the age of 65 years, in 1635.</p>
+
+<p>In Rotherham churchyard the following is inscribed on a miller:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Edward Swair</span>,<br />
+who departed this life, June 16, 1781.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Here lies a man which Farmers lov&#8217;d<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who always to them constant proved;</span><br />
+Dealt with freedom, Just and Fair&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">An honest miller all declare.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a Bristol baker we have the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here lie <span class="smcap">Tho. Turar</span>, and <span class="smcap">Mary</span>, his wife. He was twice Master of the
+Company of Bakers, and twice Churchwarden of this parish. He died
+March 6, 1654. She died May 8th, 1643.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Like to the baker&#8217;s oven is the grave,<br />
+Wherein the bodyes of the faithful have<br />
+A setting in, and where they do remain<br />
+In hopes to rise, and to be drawn again;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>Blessed are they who in the Lord are dead,<br />
+Though set like dough, they shall be drawn like bread.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>On the tomb of an auctioneer in the churchyard at Corby, in the county of
+Lincoln, is the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Beneath this stone, facetious wight<br />
+Lies all that&#8217;s left of poor <span class="smcap">Joe Wright</span>;<br />
+Few heads with knowledge more informed,<br />
+Few hearts with friendship better warmed;<br />
+With ready wit and humour broad,<br />
+He pleased the peasant, squire, and lord;<br />
+Until grim death, with visage queer,<br />
+Assumed Joe&#8217;s trade of Auctioneer,<br />
+Made him the Lot to <i>practise</i> on,<br />
+With &#8220;going, going,&#8221; and anon<br />
+He knocked him down to &#8220;Poor Joe&#8217;s gone!&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Wimbledon churchyard is the grave of John Martin, a natural son of Don
+John Emanuel, King of Portugal. He was sent to this country about the year
+1712, to be out of the way of his friends, and after several changes of
+circumstances, ultimately became a gardener. It will be seen from the
+following epitaph that he won the esteem of his employers:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the memory of <span class="smcap">John Martin</span>, gardener, a native of Portugal, who
+cultivated here, with industry and success, the same ground under
+three masters, forty years.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Though skilful and experienced,<br />
+He was modest and unassuming;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>And tho&#8217; faithful to his masters,<br />
+And with reason esteemed,<br />
+He was kind to his fellow-servants,<br />
+And was therefore beloved.<br />
+His family and neighbours lamented his death,<br />
+As he was a careful husband, a tender father, and an honest man.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>This character of him is given to posterity by his last master,
+willingly because deservedly, as a lasting testimony of his great
+regard for so good a servant.</p>
+
+<p>He died March 30th, 1760. Aged 66 years.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>For public service grateful nations raise<br />
+Proud structures, which excite to deeds of praise;<br />
+While private services, in corners thrown,<br />
+Howe&#8217;er deserving, never gain a stone.<br />
+<br />
+But are not lilies, which the valleys hide,<br />
+Perfect as cedars, tho&#8217; the valley&#8217;s pride?<br />
+Let, then, the violets their fragrance breathe,<br />
+And pines their ever-verdant branches wreathe<br />
+<br />
+Around his grave, who from their tender birth<br />
+Upreared both dwarf and giant sons of earth,<br />
+And tho&#8217; himself exotic, lived to see<br />
+Trees of his raising droop as well as he.<br />
+<br />
+Those were his care, while his own bending age,<br />
+His master propp&#8217;d and screened from winter&#8217;s rage,<br />
+Till down he gently fell, then with a tear<br />
+He bade his sorrowing sons transport him here.<br />
+<br />
+But tho&#8217; in weakness planted, as his fruit<br />
+Always bespoke the goodness of his root,<br />
+The spirit quickening, he in power shall rise<br />
+With leaf unfading under happier skies.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The next is on the Tradescants, famous <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>gardeners and botanists at
+Lambeth. In 1657 Mr. Tradescant, junr., presented to the Ashmolean Museum,
+Oxford, a remarkable cabinet of curiosities:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Know, stranger, ere thou pass, beneath this stone<br />
+Lye <span class="smcap">John Tradescant</span>, grandsire, father, son;<br />
+The last died in his spring; the other two<br />
+Liv&#8217;d till they had travell&#8217;d art and nature through;<br />
+As by their choice collections may appear,<br />
+Of what is rare, in land, in sea, in air;<br />
+Whilst they (as Homer&#8217;s Iliad in a nut)<br />
+A world of wonders in one closet shut;<br />
+These famous antiquarians, that had been<br />
+Both gard&#8217;ners to the <span class="smcaplc">ROSE AND LILY QUEEN</span>,<br />
+Transplanted now themselves, sleep here; and when<br />
+Angels shall with trumpets waken men,<br />
+And fire shall purge the world, then hence shall rise,<br />
+And change this garden for a paradise.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We have here an epitaph on a grocer, culled from the Rev. C. W. Bardsley&#8217;s
+&#8220;Memorials of St. Anne&#8217;s Church,&#8221; Manchester. In a note about the name of
+Howard, the author says: &#8220;Poor John Howard&#8217;s friends gave him an
+unfortunate epitaph&mdash;one, too, that reflected unkindly upon his wife. It
+may still be seen in the churchyard.&mdash;Here lyeth the body of John Howard,
+who died Jan. 2, 1800, aged 84 years; fifty years a respectable grocer,
+and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> an honest man. As it is further stated that his wife died in 1749,
+fifty years before, it would seem that her husband&#8217;s honesty dated from
+the day of her decease. Mrs. Malaprop herself, in her happiest moments,
+could not have beaten this inscription.&#8221;</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Typographical Epitaphs.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">The</span> trade of printer is rich in technical terms available for the writer
+of epitaphs, as will be seen from the following examples.</p>
+
+<p>Our first inscription is from St. Margaret&#8217;s Church, Westminster, placed
+in remembrance of England&#8217;s benefactor, the first English printer:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Caxton</span>,<br />
+who first introduced into Great Britain<br />
+the Art of Printing;<br />
+And who, <span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1477 or earlier, exercised that art in the<br />
+Abbey of Westminster.<br />
+This Tablet,<br />
+In remembrance of one to whom the literature of this<br />
+country is so largely indebted, was raised,<br />
+anno Domini <span class="smcaplc">MDCCCXX.</span>,<br />
+by the Roxburghe Club,<br />
+Earl Spencer, <span class="smcaplc">K.G.</span>, President.</p>
+
+<p>In St. Giles&#8217; Cathedral Church, Edinburgh, is the Chepman aisle, founded
+by the man who introduced printing into North Britain. Dr. William
+Chambers, by whose munificence this stately church was restored, had
+placed in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span> aisle, bearing Chepman&#8217;s name, a brass tablet having the
+following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Walter Chepman</span>,<br />
+designated the Scottish Caxton,<br />
+who under the auspices of James IV.<br />
+and his Queen, Margaret, introduced<br />
+the art of printing into Scotland<br />
+1507 <img src="images/symbol25.jpg" alt="[symbol]" /> founded this aisle in<br />
+honour of the King, Queen, and<br />
+their family, 1513. Died 1532.<br />
+This tablet is gratefully inscribed by<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Chambers, ll.d.</span></p>
+
+<p>The next is in memory of one Edward Jones, <i>ob.</i> 1705, <i>&aelig;t.</i> 53. He was
+the &#8220;Gazette&#8221; Printer of the Savoy, and the following epitaph was appended
+to an elegy, entitled, &#8220;The Mercury Hawkers in Mourning,&#8221; and published on
+the occasion of his death:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies a Printer, famous in his time,<br />
+Whose life by lingering sickness did decline.<br />
+He lived in credit, and in peace he died,<br />
+And often had the chance of Fortune tried.<br />
+Whose smiles by various methods did promote<br />
+Him to the favour of the Senate&#8217;s vote;<br />
+And so became, by National consent,<br />
+The only Printer of the Parliament.<br />
+Thus, by degrees, so prosp&#8217;rous was his fate,<br />
+He left his heirs a very good estate.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>It has been truthfully said that the life of Benjamin Franklin is stranger
+than fiction. He was a self-made man, gaining distinction as a printer,
+journalist, author, electrician, natural philosopher, statesman, and
+diplomatist. The &#8220;Autobiography and Letters of Benjamin Franklin&#8221; has been
+extensively circulated, and must ever remain a popular book; young men and
+women cannot fail to peruse its pages without pleasure and profit.</p>
+
+<p>In collections of epitaphs and books devoted to literary curiosities, a
+quaint epitaph said to have been written by Franklin frequently finds a
+place. He was not, however, the original composer of the epitaph, but
+imitated it for himself. Jacob Tonson, a famous bookseller, died in 1735,
+and a Latin epitaph was written on him by an Eton scholar. It is printed
+in the <i>Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i>, February, 1736, with a diffuse paraphrase
+in English verse. The following is at all events a conciser version:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">The volume<br />
+of<br />
+his life being finished<br />
+here is the end of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Jacob Tonson</span>.<br />
+Weep authors and break your pens;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>Your Tonson effaced from the book,<br />
+is no more,<br />
+but print the last inscription on the title<br />
+page of death,<br />
+for fear that delivered to the press<br />
+of the grave<br />
+the Editor should want a title:<br />
+Here lies a bookseller,<br />
+The leaf of his life being finished,<br />
+Awaiting a new edition,<br />
+Augmented and corrected.</p>
+
+<p>The following is Franklin&#8217;s epitaph for himself:</p>
+
+<p class="center">The body<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Benjamin Franklin</span>,<br />
+Printer<br />
+(Like the cover of an old book,<br />
+its contents torn out,<br />
+And stript of its lettering and gilding),<br />
+Lies here, food for worms.<br />
+But the work itself shall not be lost,<br />
+For it will, as he believed, appear once more,<br />
+In a new and more elegant edition,<br />
+Revised and corrected<br />
+By<br />
+The Author.</p>
+
+<p>But it is not at all certain that Franklin was not the earlier writer, for
+the epitaph was certainly a production of the first years of
+manhood&mdash;probably 1727. There are other epitaphs from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> which he may have
+taken the idea; that, on the famous John Cotton at Boston, for instance,
+in which he is likened to a Bible:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A living, breathing Bible; tables where<br />
+Both covenants at large engraven were;<br />
+Gospel and law in his heart had each its column,<br />
+His head an index to the sacred volume!<br />
+His very name a title-page; and, next,<br />
+His life a commentary on the text.<br />
+Oh, what a moment of glorious worth,<br />
+When in a new edition he comes forth!<br />
+Without errata, we may think &#8217;twill be,<br />
+In leaves and covers of Eternity.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>There is a similar conceit in the epitaph on John Foster, the Boston
+printer. Franklin would probably have seen both of these.</p>
+
+<p>On the 17th April, 1790, at the age of eighty-four years, passed away the
+sturdy patriot and sagacious writer. His mortal remains rest with those of
+his wife in the burial-ground of Christ Church, Philadelphia. A plain flat
+stone covers the grave, bearing the following simple inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">Benjamin</span></td><td align="center" rowspan="3"><span class="huge">}</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcaplc">AND</span></td><td><span class="smcap">Franklin.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">Deborah</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center" colspan="3">&nbsp;</td><td>1790.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>This is the inscription which he directed, in his will, to be placed on
+his tomb. We give a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> picture of the quiet corner where the good man and
+his worthy wife are buried. English as well as American visitors to the
+city usually wend their way to the last resting-place of the famous man we
+delight to honour.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img03.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">FRANKLIN&#8217;S GRAVE.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>A printer&#8217;s sentiment inscribed to the memory of Franklin is worth
+reproducing:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Benjamin Franklin</span>, the * of his profession; the type of honesty; the !
+of all; and although the <span class="huge">&#9758;</span> of death put a . to
+his existence, each &sect; of his life is without a ||.</p></div>
+
+<p>Dr. Franklin&#8217;s parents were buried in one grave<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> in the old Grancey
+Cemetery, beside Park Street Church, Boston, Mass. He placed a marble
+monument to their memory, bearing the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Josiah Franklin</span><br />
+and<br />
+<span class="smcap">Abiah</span>, his wife,<br />
+Lie here interred.<br />
+They lived lovingly together, in wedlock,<br />
+Fifty-five years;<br />
+And without an estate, or any gainful employment,<br />
+By constant labour and honest industry<br />
+(With God&#8217;s blessing),<br />
+Maintained a large family comfortably;<br />
+And brought up thirteen children and seven<br />
+grand-children<br />
+Reputably.<br />
+From this instance, reader,<br />
+Be encouraged to diligence in thy calling,<br />
+And distrust not Providence.<br />
+He was a pious and prudent man,<br />
+She a discreet and virtuous woman.<br />
+Their youngest son,<br />
+In filial regard to their memory,<br />
+Places this stone.<br />
+J. F., Born 1655; Died 1744 &AElig;T 89.<br />
+A. F., Born 1667; Died 1752 &AElig;T 85.</p>
+
+<p>It is satisfactory to learn that, when the stone became dilapidated, the
+citizens of Boston replaced it with a granite obelisk.</p>
+
+<p>A notable epitaph was that of George Faulkner,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span> alderman and printer, of
+Dublin, who died in 1775:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here sleeps <span class="smcap">George Faulkner</span>, printer, once so dear<br />
+To humorous Swift, and Chesterfield&#8217;s gay peer;<br />
+So dear to his wronged country and her laws;<br />
+So dauntless when imprisoned in her cause;<br />
+No alderman e&#8217;er graced a weighter board,<br />
+No wit e&#8217;er joked more freely with a lord.<br />
+None could with him in anecdotes confer;<br />
+A perfect annal-book, in Elzevir.<br />
+Whate&#8217;er of glory life&#8217;s first sheets presage,<br />
+Whate&#8217;er the splendour of the title-page,<br />
+Leaf after leaf, though learned lore ensues;<br />
+Close as thy types and various as thy news;<br />
+Yet, George, we see that one lot awaits them all,<br />
+Gigantic folios, or octavos small;<br />
+One universal finis claims his rank,<br />
+And every volume closes in a blank.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk, is a good specimen of a
+typographical epitaph, placed in remembrance of a noted printer, who died
+in the year 1818. It reads as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lie the remains of <span class="smcap">L. Gedge</span>, Printer.<br />
+Like a worn-out character, he has returned to the Founder,<br />
+Hoping that he will be re-cast in a better and<br />
+more perfect mould.</p>
+
+<p>Our next example is profuse of puns, some of which are rather obscure to
+younger readers,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> owing to the disuse of the old wooden press. It is the
+epitaph of a Scotch printer:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Sacred to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Adam Williamson</span>,<br />
+Pressman-printer, in Edinburgh,<br />
+Who died Oct. 3, 1832,<br />
+Aged 72 years.<br />
+All my stays are loosed;<br />
+My cap is thrown off; my head is worn out;<br />
+My box is broken;<br />
+My spindle and bar have lost their power;<br />
+My till is laid aside;<br />
+Both legs of my crane are turned out of their path;<br />
+My platen can make no impression;<br />
+My winter hath no spring;<br />
+My rounce will neither roll out nor in;<br />
+Stone, coffin, and carriage have all failed;<br />
+The hinges of my tympan and frisket are immovable;<br />
+My long and short ribs are rusted;<br />
+My cheeks are much worm-eaten and mouldering<br />
+away:<br />
+My press is totally down:<br />
+The volume of my life is finished,<br />
+Not without many errors;<br />
+Most of them have arisen from bad composition, and<br />
+are to be attributed more to the chase than the<br />
+press;<br />
+There are also a great number of my own;<br />
+Misses, scuffs, blotches, blurs, and bad register;<br />
+But the true and faithful Superintendent has undertaken<br />
+to correct the whole.<br />
+When the machine is again set up<br />
+(incapable of decay),<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>A new and perfect edition of my life will appear,<br />
+Elegantly bound for duration, and every way fitted<br />
+for the grand Library of the Great Author.</p>
+
+<p>The next specimen is less satisfactory, because devoid of the hope that
+should encircle the death of the Christian. It is the epitaph which
+Baskerville, the celebrated Birmingham printer and type founder, directed
+to be placed upon a tomb of masonry in the shape of a cone, and erected
+over his remains:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Stranger<br />
+Beneath this cone, in unconsecrated ground,<br />
+A friend to the liberties of mankind<br />
+Directed his body to be inurned.<br />
+May the example contribute to emancipate thy mind<br />
+from the idle fears of superstition, and the<br />
+wicked arts of priestcraft.</p>
+
+<p>It is recorded that &#8220;The tomb has long since been overturned, and even the
+remains of the man himself desecrated and dispersed till the final day of
+resurrection, when the atheism which in his later years he professed will
+receive assuredly so complete and overwhelming a refutation.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>In 1599 died Christopher Barker, one of the most celebrated of the
+sixteenth century typographers, printer to Queen Elizabeth&mdash;to whom, in
+fact, the present patent held by Eyre and Spottiswoode can be traced back
+in unbroken succession.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here <span class="smcap">Barker</span> lies, once printer to the Crown,<br />
+Whose works of art acquired a vast renown.<br />
+Time saw his worth, and spread around his fame,<br />
+That future printers might imprint the same.<br />
+But when his strength could work the press no more<br />
+And his last sheets were folded into store,<br />
+Pure faith, with hope (the greatest treasure given),<br />
+Opened their gates, and bade him pass to heaven.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We will bring to a close our examples of typographical epitaphs with the
+following, copied from the graveyard of St. Michael&#8217;s, Coventry, on a
+worthy printer who was engaged over sixty years as a compositor on the
+<i>Coventry Mercury</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here<br />
+lies inter&#8217;d<br />
+the mortal remains<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Hulm</span>,<br />
+Printer,<br />
+who, like an old, worn-out type,<br />
+battered by frequent use,<br />
+reposes in the grave.<br />
+But not without a hope that at some future time<br />
+he might be cast in the mould of righteousness,<br />
+And safely locked-up<br />
+in the chase of immortality.<br />
+He was distributed from the board of life<br />
+on the 9th day of Sept., 1827,<br />
+Aged 75.<br />
+Regretted by his employers,<br />
+and respected by his fellow artists.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Good and Faithful Servants.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">Our</span> graveyards contain many tombstones inscribed to the memory of old
+servants. Frequently these memorials have been raised by their employers
+to show appreciation for faithful discharge of duty and good conduct of
+life. A few specimens of this class of epitaph can hardly fail to interest
+the reader.</p>
+
+<p>Near to Chatsworth, Derbyshire, the seat of the Duke of Devonshire, is the
+model village of Edensor, with its fine church, from the design of Sir
+Gilbert Scott, reared on the site of an old structure. The church and
+graveyard contain numerous touching memorials to the memory of noblemen
+and their servants. In remembrance of the latter the following are of
+interest. The first is engraved on a brass plate near the chancel arch:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies ye Body of <span class="smcap">Mr. Iohn Phillips</span> some-<br />
+time Housekeeper of Chatsworth, who de-<br />
+parted this life on ye 28th of May 1735, in ye<br />
+73rd year of his age, and 60th of his service in<br />
+ye Most Noble family of His Grace the Duke<br />
+of Devonshire.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Pray let my Bones together lie</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Until that sad and joyful Day,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">When from above a Voice shall say,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Rise, all ye dead, lift up your Eyes,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Your great Creator bids you rise;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Then do I hope with all ye Just</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">To shake off my polluted dust,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">And in new Robes of Glory Drest</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">To have access amongst ye Bless&#8217;d.</span><br />
+Which God in his infinite Mercy Grant<br />
+For the sake &amp; through ye merits of my<br />
+Redeemer Jesus Christ ye Righteous.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 15em;">Amen.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A tombstone in the churchyard to the memory of James Brousard, who died in
+1762, aged seventy-six years, states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 1em;">Ful forty years as Gardener to ye D. of Devonshire,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">to propigate ye earth with plants it was his ful desire;</span><br />
+but then thy bones, alas, brave man, earth did no rest afoard,<br />
+but now wee hope ye are at rest with Jesus Christ our Lord.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a gravestone over the remains of William Mather, 1818, are the
+following lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>When he that day with th&#8217; Waggon went,<br />
+He little thought his Glass was spent;<br />
+But had he kept his Plough in Hand,<br />
+He might have longer till&#8217;d the Land.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We obtain from a memorial stone at Disley Church a record of longevity:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here Lyeth Interred the<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>Body of <span class="smcap">Joseph Watson</span>, Bur-<br />
+ied June the third 1753,<br />
+Aged 104 years. He was<br />
+Park Keeper at Lyme more<br />
+than 64 years, and was ye First<br />
+that Perfected the art of Dri-<br />
+ving ye Stags. Here also Lyeth<br />
+the Body of Elizabeth his<br />
+wife, Aged 94 years, to whom<br />
+He had been married 73 years.<br />
+Reader take Notice, the Long-<br />
+est Life is Short.</p>
+
+<p>On the authority of Mr. J. P. Earwaker, the historian of East Cheshire, it
+is recorded of the above that &#8220;in the 103rd year of his age he was at the
+hunting and killed a buck with the honourable George Warren, in his Park
+at Poynton, whose activity gave pleasure to all the spectators there
+present. Sir George was the fifth generation of the Warren family he had
+performed that diversion with in Poynton Park.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>We have from Petersham, Surrey, the next example:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Near the tomb of<br />
+a Worthy Family<br />
+lies the Body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Sarah Abery</span>,<br />
+who departed this life<br />
+The 3rd day of August 1795<br />
+Aged 83 Years.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>Having lived in the Service<br />
+of that Family<br />
+Sixty Years.<br />
+She was a good Christian<br />
+an Honest Woman<br />
+and<br />
+a faithful Servant.</p>
+
+<p>At Great Marlow a stone states that Mary Whitty passed sixty-three years
+as a faithful servant in one family. She died in 1795 at the age of
+eighty-two years.</p>
+
+<p>Our next example is from Burton-on-Trent:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Sacred<br />
+to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Sampson Adderly</span><br />
+An Honest, Sober, Modest Man<br />
+(A Character how rarely found;)<br />
+Whose peaceful Life a circle ran<br />
+More hallow&#8217;d makes this hallow&#8217;d ground<br />
+In Service thirty years he spent<br />
+And Dying left his well got gains;<br />
+To feed and cloth, a Mother bent<br />
+By Age&#8217;s slow consuming pains:<br />
+A tender Master, Mistress kind,<br />
+And Friends, (for many a friend had he)<br />
+Lament the loss, but time will find<br />
+His gain through blest Eternity<br />
+He was near thirty Years<br />
+a Servant in the Cotton Family<br />
+and died in its attendance at Buxton<br />
+the 30th of September 1760 Aged 48.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>Also adjoining to him<br />
+was laid his Aged Parent<br />
+who died the 21st of February following.</p>
+
+<p>From a gravestone at Sutton Coldfield we have a record of a long and
+industrious life:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Sacred<br />
+to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Fisher</span>, day labourer,<br />
+who died May 17th in the Year 1806<br />
+in the 91st Year of his Age,<br />
+having served two Masters at Moore Hall<br />
+in this Parish, upwards of fifty years,<br />
+Faithfully, Industriously, and Cheerfully.<br />
+He was in his Imployment<br />
+eight weeks before he died.<br />
+This Stone is inscribed to his Memory<br />
+by his last Master, as a pattern to Posterity.</p>
+
+<p>Our next inscription is from Eltham, Kent:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here<br />
+lie the Remains of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mr. James Tappy</span><br />
+who departed this life on the 8th of<br />
+September 1818, Aged 84.<br />
+After a faithful Service of<br />
+60 years in one Family,<br />
+by each individual in which,<br />
+He lived respected,<br />
+And died lamented<br />
+by the sole Survivor.</p>
+
+<p>At Besford, Worcestershire, is a gravestone to the memory of Nathaniel
+Bell and his wife, both<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> of whom lived over sixty years each in the
+Sebright family.</p>
+
+<p>At Kempsey, Worcestershire, is a tombstone on which appears the remarkable
+record of seventy-seven years in the service of one family:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mrs. Sarah Armison</span>,<br />
+who died on the 27th of April<br />
+1817<br />
+Aged 88 years.<br />
+77 of which she passed in the<br />
+Service of the Family<br />
+of Mrs. Bell<br />
+Justly and deservedly lamented<br />
+by them,<br />
+for integrity, rectitude<br />
+of Conduct, and Amiable<br />
+Disposition.</p>
+
+<p>We have not noted a more extended period than the foregoing passed in
+domestic service.</p>
+
+<p>At Tidmington, Worcestershire, is a gravestone to the memory of Sarah
+Lanchbury, who died at the age of seventy-seven years; she was the servant
+of one gentleman fifty-six years.</p>
+
+<p>A stone in the old abbey church at Pershore, in the same county, bears an
+inscription as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>the Memory<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Sarah Andrews</span>: a faithful Domestic<br />
+of<br />
+Mr. Herbert Woodward<br />
+of this Place<br />
+In whose Service she died<br />
+on the 10th Feby, 1814<br />
+Aged 80<br />
+having filled the Duties of her humble<br />
+Station with unblemished Integrity<br />
+for the long Period<br />
+of<br />
+52 Years.</p>
+
+<p>From Petworth, Sussex, we have the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In Memory<br />
+of <span class="smcap">Sarah Betts</span>, widow,<br />
+who passed nearly 50 Years in one Service<br />
+and died January 2, 1792<br />
+Aged 75.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Farewell! dear Servant! since thy heavenly Lord<br />
+Summons thy worth to its supreme reward.<br />
+Thine was a spirit that no toil could tire,<br />
+&#8220;When Service sweat for duty, not for hire.&#8221;<br />
+From him whose childhood cherished by thy care,<br />
+Weathered long years of sickness and despair,<br />
+Take what may haply touch the best above,<br />
+Truth&#8217;s tender praise! and tears of grateful love.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the year 1807, died, at the age of eighty-five years, Mary Baily. She
+was buried at Epsom, and her gravestone says: &#8220;She passed sixty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> years of
+her life in the faithful discharge of her duties in the service of one
+family, by whom she was honoured, respected, and beloved.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>A gravestone at Beckenham, Kent, bears testimony to long and faithful
+service:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In memory<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John King</span><br />
+who departed this Life 29th of<br />
+December 1774 aged 75 years.<br />
+He was 61 years Servant<br />
+to<br />
+Mr. Francis Valentine,<br />
+Joseph<br />
+Valentine, and Paul<br />
+Valentine,<br />
+from Father to Son,<br />
+without ever<br />
+Quitting their Service,<br />
+Neglecting<br />
+his Duty, or being<br />
+Disguised<br />
+in Liquor.</p>
+
+<p>From the same graveyard the next inscription is copied:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Sacred to the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Chapman</span><br />
+of this Parish,<br />
+who died December the<br />
+25th 1793<br />
+Aged 77 years.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>Sixty years of his life were passed under the Burrell Family, three
+successive Generations of which he served with such Intelligence and
+fidelity, as to obtain from each the sincerest respect and Friendship,
+leaving behind him at his Death the Character of a truly Honest and
+good Man.</p></div>
+
+<p>The poet Pope caused to be placed on the outside of Twickenham Church a
+tablet bearing the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary Beach</span><br />
+Who died Nov. 5th 1725,<br />
+Aged 78.<br />
+Alexander Pope<br />
+whom she nursed in his infancy<br />
+and constantly attended for<br />
+38 years, in gratitude<br />
+to a faithful old<br />
+servant<br />
+erected this Stone.</p>
+
+<p>When George III. was king, Jenny Gaskoin taught a Dames&#8217; School at Great
+Limber, a rural Lincolnshire village. From the stories respecting her
+which have come down to us it would appear that her qualifications for the
+position of teacher were somewhat limited. It is related that in the
+children&#8217;s reading lessons words often occurred which the good lady was
+unable to pronounce or explain. She was too politic, <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>however, to confess
+her ignorance on such occasions, and had resource to the artful evasion of
+saying, &#8220;Never mind it, bairns; it is a bad word; skip it.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Dame Gaskoin had a son who obtained the situation of a &#8220;helper&#8221; in the
+royal stables. For a slight offence the youth was whipped by the Prince of
+Wales, when in a momentary fit of anger. It would appear that the Prince
+regretted his conduct, for he promoted the boy to give him redress for the
+dressing he had bestowed. Young Gaskoin had the good fortune to be able to
+introduce his sister Mary into the service of the princesses. By exemplary
+conduct she obtained the esteem of the royal family. The maiden on one
+occasion ventured to observe that the rye-bread of Lincolnshire, such as
+her mother made, was far superior to that which was used at court. This
+caused the request to be made, or rather a command given, that some of the
+aforesaid bread should be forwarded as a specimen. The order was complied
+with, and gave complete satisfaction. The good schoolmistress was
+afterwards desired to send periodically up to town bread for the royal
+table.</p>
+
+<p>During a visit to the metropolis to see her daughter the old lady had the
+honour of an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> interview with the princesses. She wore a mob cap of simple
+form, which took the fancy of the royal ladies to such a degree that it
+was introduced at court under the name of &#8220;Gaskoin Mob-Cap.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>We have little to add, save that the daughter remained in the royal
+service, attending especially upon the person of the Princess Amelia, and
+the labour and anxiety she underwent in ministering to the princess in her
+last illness, combined with sorrow for her death, caused her to follow her
+royal mistress to the grave after a short interval. In the cloisters of
+St. George&#8217;s Chapel, Windsor, is a memorial creditable to the monarch who
+erected it, and the humble handmaid whom it commemorates:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">King George</span> 3<sup>d</sup><br />
+caused to be interred<br />
+near this place the body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary Gaskoin</span>,<br />
+Servant to the late P<sup>ss</sup> Amelia<br />
+And this tablet to be erected<br />
+In testimony of<br />
+His grateful sense of<br />
+the faithful services<br />
+And attachment of<br />
+An amiable young woman<br />
+to his beloved Daughter<br />
+Whom she survived<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>Only three Months<br />
+She died the 19th of February 1811<br />
+Aged 31 years.</p>
+
+<p>Over the remains of freed slaves we have read several interesting
+inscriptions. A running footman was buried in the churchyard of Henbury,
+near Bristol. The poor fellow, a negro, as the tradition says, died of
+consumption incurred as a consequence of running from London!</p>
+
+<p class="center">&#8220;Here<br />
+Lieth the Body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Scipio Africanus</span><br />
+Negro Servant to ye Right<br />
+Honourable Charles William<br />
+Earl of Suffolk and Brandon<br />
+who died ye 21 December<br />
+1720, aged 18 years.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>On the footstone are these lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&#8220;I, who was born a Pagan and a Slave,<br />
+Now sweetly sleep, a Christian in my grave.<br />
+What though my hue was dark, my Saviour&#8217;s sight<br />
+Shall change this darkness into radiant light.<br />
+Such grace to me my Lord on earth has given<br />
+To recommend me to my Lord in Heaven,<br />
+Whose glorious second coming here I wait<br />
+With saints and angels him to celebrate.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next is from Hillingdon, near Uxbridge:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Here lyeth<br />
+<span class="smcap">Toby Plesant</span><br />
+An African Born.</p>
+
+<p>He was early in life rescued from West Indian Slavery by <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>a Gentleman
+of this Parish which he ever gratefully remembered and whom he
+continued to serve as a Footman honestly and faithfully to the end of
+his Life. He died the 2d of May 1784 Aged about 45 years.</p></div>
+
+<p>Many visitors to Morecambe pay a pilgrimage to Sambo&#8217;s grave. A
+correspondent kindly furnishes us with the following particulars of poor
+Sambo, who is buried far from his native land. Sunderland Point, he says,
+a village on the coast near Lancaster, was, before the advent of
+Liverpool, the port for Lancaster, and is credited with having received
+the first cargo of West India cotton which reached this country. Some
+rather large warehouses were built there about a century ago, now adapted
+to fishermen&#8217;s cottages for the few fisher folk who still linger about the
+little port. Near the ferry landing on the Morecambe side there is a
+strange looking tree, which tradition says was raised from a seed brought
+from the West Indies, and the natives call it the cotton tree, because
+every year it strews the ground with its white blossoms. Close to the
+shore, with only a low stone wall dividing it from the restless sea, is a
+solitary grave in the corner of a field, which is called &#8220;Sambo&#8217;s grave.&#8221;
+Poor Sambo came over to this country with a cotton cargo, fell ill at
+Sunderland Point, and died; and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> there being no churchyard near, he was
+laid in mother earth in an adjoining field. The house is still pointed out
+in which the negro died, and some sixty years afterwards it occurred to
+Mr. James Watson that the fact of this dark-skinned brother dying so far
+from home among strangers was sufficiently pathetic to warrant a memorial.
+Accordingly he caused the following to be inscribed on a large stone laid
+flat on the grave, which indicates that he was a slave of probably an
+English master about a century before the days of negro emancipation in
+the colonies:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Here lies<br />
+<span class="smcap">Poor Sambo</span>,<br />
+A faithful negro, who<br />
+(Attending his master from the West Indies),<br />
+Died on his arrival at Sunderland.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>For sixty years the angry winter&#8217;s wave<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Has, thundering, dashed this bleak and barren shore,</span><br />
+Since Sambo&#8217;s head laid in this lonely grave,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Lies still, and ne&#8217;er will hear their turmoil more.</span><br />
+Full many a sand-bird chirps upon the sod,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And many a moonlight elfin round him trips,</span><br />
+Full many a summer sunbeam warms the clod,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And many a teeming cloud upon him drips.</span><br />
+But still he sleeps, till the awakening sounds<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of the archangel&#8217;s trump new life impart;</span><br />
+Then the Great Judge, His approbation founds<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Not on man&#8217;s colour, but his worth of heart.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 13em;">H. Bell, del. (1796.)</span></td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Epitaphs on Soldiers and Sailors.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">We</span> give a few of the many curious epitaphs placed to the memory of
+soldiers and sea-faring men. Our initial epitaph is taken from Longnor
+churchyard, Staffordshire, and it tells the story of an extended and
+eventful life:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of <span class="smcap">William Billinge</span>, who was Born in a Corn Field at
+Fawfield head, in this Parish, in the year 1679. At the age of 23
+years he enlisted into His Majesty&#8217;s service under Sir George Rooke,
+and was at the taking of the Fortress of Gibralter in 1704. He
+afterwards served under the Duke of Marlborough at Ramillies, fought
+on the 23rd of May, 1706, where he was wounded by a musket-shot in his
+thigh. Afterwards returned to his native country, and with manly
+courage defended his sovereign&#8217;s rights in the Rebellion in 1715 and
+1745. He died within the space of 150 yards of where he was born, and
+was interred here the 30th January, 1791, aged 112 years.</p>
+
+<p>Billeted by death, I quartered here remain,<br />
+And when the trumpet sounds I&#8217;ll rise and march again.</p></div>
+
+<p>On a Chelsea Hospital veteran we have the following interesting epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lies <span class="smcap">William Hiseland</span>,<br />
+A Veteran, if ever Soldier was,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>Who merited well a Pension,<br />
+If long service be a merit,<br />
+Having served upwards of the days of Man.<br />
+Ancient, but not superannuated;<br />
+Engaged in a Series of Wars,<br />
+Civil as well as Foreign,<br />
+Yet maimed or worn out by neither.<br />
+His complexion was Fresh and Florid;<br />
+His Health Hale and Hearty;<br />
+His memory Exact and Ready.<br />
+In Stature<br />
+He exceeded the Military Size;<br />
+In Strength<br />
+He surpassed the Prime of Youth;<br />
+And<br />
+What rendered his age still more Patriarchal,<br />
+When above a Hundred Years old<br />
+He took unto him a Wife!<br />
+Read! fellow Soldiers, and reflect<br />
+That there is a Spiritual Warfare,<br />
+As well as a Warfare <i>Temporal</i>.<br />
+Born the 1st August, 1620,<br />
+Died the 17th of February, 1732,<br />
+Aged One Hundred and Twelve.</p>
+
+<p>At Bremhill, Wiltshire, the following lines are placed to the memory of a
+soldier who reached the advanced age of 92 years:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A poor old soldier shall not lie unknown,<br />
+Without a verse and this recording stone.<br />
+&#8217;Twas his, in youth, o&#8217;er distant lands to stray,<br />
+Danger and death companions of his way.<br />
+Here, in his native village, stealing age<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>Closed the lone evening of his pilgrimage.<br />
+Speak of the past&mdash;of names of high renown,<br />
+Or brave commanders long to dust gone down,<br />
+His look with instant animation glow&#8217;d,<br />
+Tho&#8217; ninety winters on his head had snow&#8217;d.<br />
+His country, while he lived, a boon supplied,<br />
+And Faith her shield held o&#8217;er him when he died.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following inscription is engraved on a piece of copper affixed to one
+of the pillars in Winchester Cathedral:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">A Memoriall.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td>For the renowned Martialist <span class="smcap">Richard Boles</span> of y<sup>e</sup><br />
+Right Worshypful family of the Boles, in<br />
+Linckhorne Sheire: Colonell of a Ridgment of Foot<br />
+of 1300, who for his Gratious King Charles y<sup>e</sup> First<br />
+did wounders at the Battell of Edge Hill; his last<br />
+Action, to omit all others was att Alton in the<br />
+County of Southampton, was surprised by five or<br />
+Six Thousand of the Rebells, who caught him there<br />
+Quartered to fly to the church, with near fourscore<br />
+of his men who there fought them six or seven<br />
+Houers, and then the Rebells breaking in upon them<br />
+he slew with his sword six or seven of them, and<br />
+then was slayne himself, with sixty of his men aboute<br />
+him</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">1641.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>His Gratious Sovereign hearing of his death, gave<br />
+him his high comendation in y<sup>s</sup> pationate expression,<br />
+Bring me a moorning scarffe, i have lost<br />
+One of the best Commanders in this Kingdome.<br />
+Alton will tell you of his famous fight<br />
+Which y<sup>s</sup> man made and bade the world good night<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>His verteous life feared not Mortality<br />
+His body must his vertues cannot Die.<br />
+Because his Bloud was there so nobly spent,<br />
+This is his Tomb, that church his monument.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">Ricardus Boles in Art. Mag.<br />
+Composuit, Posuitque, Dolens,<br />
+An. Dm. 1689.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On one of the buttresses on the south side of St. Mary&#8217;s Church, at
+Beverley, is an oval tablet, to commemorate the fate of two Danish
+soldiers, who, during their voyage to Hull, to join the service of the
+Prince of Orange, in 1689, quarrelled, and having been marched with the
+troops to Beverley, during their short stay there sought a private meeting
+to settle their differences by the sword. Their melancholy end is recorded
+in a doggerel epitaph, of which we give an illustration.</p>
+
+<p>In the parish registers the following entries occur:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>1689,</td><td>December 16.&mdash;</td><td>Daniel Straker, a Danish trooper buried.</td></tr>
+<tr><td valign="top" align="center">"</td>
+<td valign="top">December 23.&mdash;</td>
+<td>Johannes Frederick Bellow, a Danish<br />
+trooper, beheaded for killing the other,<br />
+buried.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&#8220;The mode of execution was,&#8221; writes the Rev. Jno. Pickford, <span class="smcaplc">M.A.</span>, &#8220;it may
+be presumed, by a broad two-handed sword, such a one as Sir Walter Scott
+has particularly described in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span> &#8216;Anne of Geierstein,&#8217; as used at the
+decapitation of Sir Archibald de Hagenbach, and which the executioner is
+described as wielding with such address and skill. The Danish culprit was,
+like the oppressive knight, probably bound and seated in a chair; but such
+swords as those depicted on the tablet could not well have been used for
+the purpose, for they are long, narrow in the blade, and perfectly
+straight.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img04.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">TABLET IN ST. MARY&#8217;S CHURCH, BEVERLEY.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>We have in the diary of Abraham de la Pryme, the Yorkshire antiquary, some
+very interesting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> particulars respecting the Danes. Writing in 1689, the
+diarist tells us: &#8220;Towards the latter end of the aforegoing year, there
+landed at Hull about six or seven thousand Danes, all stout fine men, the
+best equip&#8217;d and disciplin&#8217;d of any that was ever seen. They were mighty
+godly and religious. You would seldom or never hear an oath or ugly word
+come out of their mouths. They had a great many ministers amongst them,
+whome they call&#8217;d pastours, and every Sunday almost, ith&#8217; afternoon, they
+prayed and preach&#8217;d as soon as our prayers was done. They sung almost all
+their divine service, and every ministre had those that made up a quire
+whom the rest follow&#8217;d. Then there was a sermon of about half-an-houre&#8217;s
+length, all <i>memoratim</i>, and then the congregation broke up. When they
+administered the sacrament, the ministre goes into the church and caused
+notice to be given thereof, then all come before, and he examined them one
+by one whether they were worthy to receive or no. If they were he admitted
+them, if they were not he writ their names down in a book, and bid them
+prepare against the next Sunday. Instead of bread in the sacrament, I
+observed that they used wafers about the bigness and thickness of a
+sixpence. They held it no sin<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> to play at cards upon Sundays, and commonly
+did everywhere where they were suffered; for indeed in many places the
+people would not abide the same, but took the cards from them. Tho&#8217; they
+loved strong drink, yet all the while I was amongst them, which was all
+this winter, I never saw above five or six of them drunk.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The diarist tells us that the strangers liked this country. It appears
+they worked for the farmers, and sold tumblers, cups, spoons, etc., which
+they had imported, to the English. They acted in the courthouse a play in
+their own language, and realised a good sum of money by their
+performances. The design of the piece was &#8220;Herod&#8217;s Tyranny&mdash;The Birth of
+Christ&mdash;The Coming of the Wise Men.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>A correspondent states that in Battersea Church there is a handsome
+monument to Sir Edward Wynter, a captain in the East India Company&#8217;s
+service in the reign of Charles II., which records that in India, where he
+had passed many years of his life, he was</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A rare example, and unknown to most,<br />
+Where wealth is gain&#8217;d, and conscience is not lost;<br />
+Nor less in martial honour was his name,<br />
+Witness his actions of immortal fame.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>Alone, unharm&#8217;d, a tiger he opprest,<br />
+And crush&#8217;d to death the monster of a beast.<br />
+Thrice twenty mounted Moors he overthrew,<br />
+Singly, on foot, some wounded, some he slew,<br />
+Dispersed the rest,&mdash;what more could Samson do?<br />
+True to his friends, a terror to his foes,<br />
+Here now in peace his honour&#8217;d bones repose.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Below, in bas-relief, he is represented struggling with the tiger, both
+the combatants appearing in the attitude of wrestlers. He is also depicted
+in the performance of the yet more wonderful achievement, the discomfiture
+of the &#8220;thrice twenty mounted Moors,&#8221; who are all flying before him.</p>
+
+<p>In Yarmouth churchyard, a monumental inscription tells a painful story as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the memory of <span class="smcap">George Griffiths</span>, of the Shropshire Militia, who died
+Feb. 26th, 1807, in consequence of a blow received in a quarrel with
+his comrade.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Time flies away as nature on its wing,<br />
+I in a battle died (not for my King).<br />
+Words with my brother soldier did take place,<br />
+Which shameful is, and always brings disgrace.<br />
+Think not the worse of him who doth remain,<br />
+For he as well as I might have been slain.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>We have also from Yarmouth the next example:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the memory of <span class="smcap">Isaac Smith</span>, who died March 24th, 1808, and <span class="smcap">Samuel
+Bodger</span>, who died April 2nd, 1808, both of the Cambridgeshire Militia.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The tyrant Death did early us arrest,<br />
+And all the magazines of life possest:<br />
+No more the blood its circling course did run,<br />
+But in the veins like icicles it hung;<br />
+No more the hearts, now void of quickening heat,<br />
+The tuneful march of vital motion beat;<br />
+Stiffness did into every sinew climb,<br />
+And a short death crept cold through every limb.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The next example is from Bury St. Edmunds:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">William Middleditch</span>,<br />
+Late Serjeant-Major of the Grenadier Guards,<br />
+Died Nov. 13, 1834, aged 53 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>A husband, father, comrade, friend sincere,<br />
+A British soldier brave lies buried here.<br />
+In Spain and Flushing, and at Waterloo,<br />
+He fought to guard our country from the foe;<br />
+His comrades, Britons, who survive him, say<br />
+He acted nobly on that glorious day.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Edward Parr died in 1811, at the age of 38 years, and was buried in North
+Scarle churchyard. His epitaph states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A soldier once I was, as you may see,<br />
+My King and Country claim no more from me.<br />
+In battle I receiv&#8217;d a dreadful ball<br />
+Severe the blow, and yet I did not fall.<br />
+When God commands, we all must die it&#8217;s true<br />
+Farewell, dear Wife, Relations all, adieu.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A tablet in Chester Cathedral reads as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">To the Memory of<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span><span class="smcap">John Moore Napier</span><br />
+Captain in Her Majesty&#8217;s 62nd Regiment<br />
+Who died of Asiatic Cholera<br />
+in Scinde<br />
+on the 7th of July, 1846<br />
+Aged 29 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>The tomb is no record of high lineage;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">His may be traced by his name;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">His race was one of soldiers.</span><br />
+Among soldiers he lived; among them he died;<br />
+A soldier falling, where numbers fell with him,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">In a barbarous land.</span><br />
+Yet there was none died more generous,<br />
+More daring, more gifted, or more religious.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">On his early grave</span><br />
+Fell the tears of stern and hardy men,<br />
+As his had fallen on the graves of others.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A British soldier lies buried under the shadow of the fine old Minster of
+Beverley. He died in 1855, and his epitaph states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A soldier lieth beneath the sod,<br />
+Who many a field of battle trod:<br />
+When glory call&#8217;d, his breast he bar&#8217;d,<br />
+And toil and want, and danger shar&#8217;d.<br />
+Like him through all thy duties go;<br />
+Waste not thy strength in useless woe,<br />
+Heave thou no sigh and shed no tear,<br />
+A British soldier slumbers here.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img05.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">A GRAVESTONE IN BRIGHTON CHURCHYARD.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>The stirring lives of many female soldiers have furnished facts for
+several important historical works, and rich materials for the writers of
+romance. We give an illustration of the stone erected by public
+subscription in Brighton churchyard over the remains of a notable female
+warrior, named Ph&oelig;be Hessel. The inscription tells the story of her
+long and eventful career. The closing years of her life were cheered by
+the liberality of George IV. During a visit to Brighton, when he was
+Prince Regent, he met old Ph&oelig;be, and was greatly interested in her
+history. He ascertained that she was supported by a few benevolent
+townsmen, and the kind-hearted Prince questioned her respecting the amount
+that would be required to enable her to pass the remainder of her days in
+comfort. &#8220;Half-a-guinea a week,&#8221; said Ph&oelig;be Hessel, &#8220;will make me as
+happy as a princess.&#8221; That amount by order of her royal benefactor was
+paid to her until the day of her death. She told capital stories, had an
+excellent memory, and was in every respect most agreeable company. Her
+faculties remained unimpaired to within a few hours of her death. On
+September 22nd, 1821, she was visited by a person of some literary taste,
+and the following particulars were obtained respecting her life. The
+writer states:&mdash;&#8220;I have seen to-day an extraordinary character in the
+person of Ph&oelig;be Hessel, a poor woman stated to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> be 108 years of age. It
+appears that she was born in March, 1715, and at fifteen formed a strong
+attachment to Samuel Golding, a private in the regiment called Kirk&#8217;s
+Lambs, which was ordered to the West Indies. She determined to follow her
+lover, enlisted into the 5th regiment of foot, commanded by General
+Pearce, and embarked after him. She served there five years without
+discovering herself to anyone. At length they were ordered to Gibraltar.
+She was likewise at Montserrat, and would have been in action, but her
+regiment did not reach the place till the battle was decided. Her lover
+was wounded at Gibraltar and sent to Plymouth; she then waited on the
+General&#8217;s lady at Gibraltar, disclosed her sex, told her story, and was
+immediately sent home. On her arrival, Ph&oelig;be went to Samuel Golding in
+the hospital, nursed him there, and when he came out, married and lived
+with him for twenty years; he had a pension from Chelsea. After Golding&#8217;s
+death, she married Hessel, has had many children, and has been many years
+a widow. Her eldest son was a sailor with Admiral Norris; he afterwards
+went to the East Indies, and, if he is now alive, must be nearly seventy
+years of age. The rest of the family are dead. At an advanced<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> age she
+earned a scanty livelihood at Brighton by selling apples and gingerbread
+on the Marine Parade.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;I saw this woman to-day in her bed, to which she is confined from having
+lost the use of her limbs. She has even now, old and withered as she is, a
+characteristic countenance, and, I should judge from her present
+appearance, must have had a fine, though perhaps a masculine style of head
+when young. I have seen many a woman at the age of sixty or seventy look
+older than she does under the load of 108 years of human life. Her cheeks
+are round and seem firm, though ploughed with many a small wrinkle. Her
+eyes, though their sight is gone, are large and well formed. As soon as it
+was announced that somebody had come to see her, she broke the silence of
+her solitary thoughts and spoke. She began in a complaining tone, as if
+the remains of a strong and restless spirit were impatient of the prison
+of a decaying and weak body. &#8216;Other people die, and I cannot,&#8217; she said.
+Upon exciting her recollection of former days, her energy seemed roused,
+and she spoke with emphasis. Her voice was strong for an old person; and I
+could easily believe her when, upon being asked if her sex was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> not in
+danger of being detected by her voice, she replied that she always had a
+strong and manly voice. She appeared to take a pride in having kept her
+secret, declaring that she told it to no man, woman, or child, during the
+time she was in the army; &#8216;for you know, Sir, a drunken man and a child
+always tell the truth. But,&#8217; said she, &#8216;I told my secret to the ground. I
+dug a hole that would hold a gallon, and whispered it there.&#8217; While I was
+with her, the flies annoyed her extremely; she drove them away with a fan,
+and said they seemed to smell her out as one that was going to the grave.
+She showed me a wound she had received in her elbow by a bayonet. She
+lamented the error of her former ways, but excused it by saying, &#8216;When you
+are at Rome, you must do as Rome does.&#8217; When she could not distinctly hear
+what was said, she raised herself in the bed and thrust her head forward
+with impatient energy. She said when the king saw her, he called her &#8216;a
+jolly old fellow.&#8217; Though blind, she could discern a glimmering light, and
+I was told would frequently state the time of day by the effect of light.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The next is copied from a time-worn stone in Weem churchyard, near
+Aberfeldy, Perthshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>In memory of Captain
+<span class="smcap">James Carmichael</span>, of Bockland&#8217;s Regiment.&mdash;Died 25th Nov. 1758:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Where now, O Son of Mars, is Honour&#8217;s aim?<br />
+What once thou wast or wished, no more&#8217;s thy claim.<br />
+Thy tomb, Carmichael, tells thy Honour&#8217;s Roll,<br />
+And man is born, as thee, to be forgot.<br />
+But virtue lives to glaze thy honours o&#8217;er,<br />
+And Heaven will smile when brittle stone&#8217;s no more.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The following is inscribed on a gravestone in Fort William Cemetery:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Sacred<br />
+To the Memory of<br />
+Captain Patrick Campbell,<br />
+Late of the 42nd Regiment,<br />
+Who died on the xiii of December,<br />
+<span class="smcaplc">MDCCCXVI.</span>,<br />
+Aged eighty-three years,<br />
+A True Highlander,<br />
+A Sincere Friend,<br />
+And the best deerstalker<br />
+Of his day.</p>
+
+<p>A gravestone in Barwick-in-Elmet, Yorkshire, states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies, retired from busy scenes,<br />
+A first lieutenant of Marines,<br />
+Who lately lived in gay content<br />
+On board the brave ship &#8220;Diligent.&#8221;<br />
+Now stripp&#8217;d of all his warlike show,<br />
+And laid in box of elm below,<br />
+Confined in earth in narrow borders,<br />
+He rises not till further orders.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>The next is from Dartmouth churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Thomas Goldsmith</span>, who died 1714.</p>
+
+<p>He commanded the &#8220;Snap Dragon,&#8221; as Privateer belonging to this port,
+in the reign of Queen Anne, in which vessel he turned pirate, and
+amass&#8217;d much riches.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Men that are virtuous serve the Lord;<br />
+And the Devil&#8217;s by his friends ador&#8217;d;<br />
+And as they merit get a place<br />
+Amidst the bless&#8217;d or hellish race;<br />
+Pray then, ye learned clergy show<br />
+Where can this brute, Tom Goldsmith, go?<br />
+Whose life was one continued evil,<br />
+Striving to cheat God, Man, and Devil.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>We find the following at Woodbridge on Joseph Spalding, master mariner,
+who departed this life Sept. 2nd, 1796, aged 55:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Embark&#8217;d in life&#8217;s tempestuous sea, we steer<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&#8217;Midst threatening billows, rocks and shoals;</span><br />
+But Christ by faith, dispels each wavering fear,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And safe secures the anchor of our souls.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Selby churchyard, the following is on John Edmonds, master mariner, who
+died 5th Aug., 1767:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Tho&#8217; Boreas, with his blustering blasts<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Has tost me to and fro,</span><br />
+Yet by the handiwork of God,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">I&#8217;m here enclosed below.</span><br />
+And in this silent bay I lie<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 1em;">With many of our fleet,</span><br />
+Until the day that I set sail<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">My Saviour Christ to meet.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Another, on the south side of Selby churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The boisterous main I&#8217;ve travers&#8217;d o&#8217;er,<br />
+New seas and lands explored,<br />
+But now at last, I&#8217;m anchor&#8217;d fast,<br />
+In peace and silence moor&#8217;d.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard, Selby, near the north porch, in memory of William
+Whittaker, mariner, who died 22nd Oct., 1797, we read&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Oft time in danger have I been<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Upon the raging main,</span><br />
+But here in harbour safe at rest<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Free from all human pain.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Southill Church, Bedfordshire, contains a plain monument to the memory of
+Admiral Byng, who was shot at Portsmouth:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the perpetual disgrace of public justice,<br />
+The Honourable <span class="smcap">John Byng</span>, Vice-Admiral of the Blue,<br />
+fell a martyr to political persecution, March 14,<br />
+in the year 1757;<br />
+when bravery and loyalty were insufficient securities for<br />
+the life and honour of a naval officer.</p>
+
+<p>The following epitaph, inscribed on a stone in Putney churchyard, is
+nearly obliterated:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Lieut. <span class="smcap">Alex. Davidson</span><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>Royal Navy has Caus&#8217;d this Stone<br />
+to be Erected to the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Harriot</span> his dearly beloved Wife<br />
+who departed this Life Jan 24 1808<br />
+Aged 38 Years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>I have crossed this Earth&#8217;s Equator Just sixteen times<br />
+And in my Country&#8217;s cause have brav&#8217;d far distant climes<br />
+In Howe&#8217;s Trafalgar and several Victories more<br />
+Firm and unmov&#8217;d I heard the Fatal Cannons roar<br />
+Trampling in human blood I felt not any fear<br />
+Nor for my Slaughter&#8217;d gallant Messmates shed A tear<br />
+But of A dear Wife by Death unhappily beguil&#8217;d<br />
+Even the British Sailor must become A child<br />
+Yet when from this Earth God shall my soul unfetter<br />
+I hope we&#8217;ll meet in Another World and a better.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Some time ago a correspondent of the <i>Spectator</i> stated: &#8220;As you are not
+one to despise &#8216;unconsidered trifles&#8217; when they have merit, perhaps you
+will find room for the following epitaph, on a Deal boatman, which I
+copied the other day from a tombstone in a churchyard in that town:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In memory of <span class="smcap">George Phillpot</span>,<br />
+Who died March 22nd, 1850, aged 74 years.</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Full many a life he saved<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">With his undaunted crew;</span><br />
+<i>He put his trust in Providence</i>,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><span class="smcap">And cared not how it blew</span>.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A hero; his heroic life and deeds, and the philosophy of religion, perfect
+both in theory and practice, which inspired them, all described in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span> four
+lines of graphic and spirited verse! Would not &#8216;rare Ben&#8217; himself have
+acknowledged this a good specimen of &#8216;what verse can say in a little?&#8217;
+Whoever wrote it was a poet &#8216;with the name.&#8217;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;There is another in the same churchyard which, though weak after the
+above, and indeed not uncommon, I fancy, in seaside towns, is at least
+sufficiently quaint:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Memory of <span class="smcap">James Epps Buttress</span>, who, in rendering assistance to the
+French Schooner, &#8220;Vesuvienne,&#8221; was drowned, December 27th, 1852, aged
+39.</p>
+
+<p class="center">Though Boreas&#8217; blast and Neptune&#8217;s wave<br />
+Did toss me to and fro,<br />
+In spite of both, by God&#8217;s decree,<br />
+I harbour here below;<br />
+And here I do at anchor ride<br />
+With many of our fleet,<br />
+Yet once again I must set sail,<br />
+Our Admiral, Christ, to meet.<br />
+Also two sons, who died in infancy, &amp;c.</p></div>
+
+<p>The &#8216;human race&#8217; typified by &#8216;<i>our fleet</i>,&#8217; excites vague reminiscences of
+Goethe and Carlyle, and &#8216;our Admiral Christ&#8217; seems not remotely associated
+in sentiment with the &#8216;We fight that fight for our fair father Christ,&#8217;
+and &#8216;The King will follow Christ and we the King,&#8217; of our grand poet. So
+do the highest and the lowest meet. But the heartiness, the vitality, nay,
+almost vivacity, of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> some of these underground tenantry is surprising.
+There is more life in some of our dead folk than in many a living crowd.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The following five epitaphs are from Hessle Road Cemetery, Hull:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">William Easton</span>,<br />
+Who was lost at sea,<br />
+In the fishing smack Martha,<br />
+In the gale of January, 1865.<br />
+Aged 30 years.</td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>When through the torn sail the wild tempest is streaming;<br />
+When o&#8217;er the dark wave the red lightning is gleaming,<br />
+No hope lends a ray the poor fisher to cherish.<br />
+Oh hear, kind Jesus; save, Lord, or we perish!</td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In affectionate remembrance of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Crackles</span>,<br />
+Humber Pilot, who was drowned off<br />
+The Lincolnshire Coast,<br />
+During the gale, October 19th, 1869.<br />
+Aged 24 years.</td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>How swift the torrent rolls<br />
+That hastens to the sea;<br />
+How strong the tide that bears our souls<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">On to Eternity.</span></td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In affectionate remembrance of<br />
+<span class="smcap">David Collison</span>,<br />
+Who was drowned in the &#8220;Spirit of the Age,&#8221;<br />
+Off Scarborough, Jan. 6th, 1864.<br />
+Aged 36 years.</td></tr></table>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>I cannot bend over his grave,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">He sleeps in the secret sea;</span><br />
+And not one gentle whisp&#8217;red wave<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Can tell that place to me.</span><br />
+Although unseen by human eyes,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">And mortal know&#8217;d it not;</span><br />
+Yet Christ knows where his body lies,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And angels guard the spot.</span></td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">Robert Pickering</span>, who was<br />
+Drowned from the smack &#8220;Satisfaction,&#8221;<br />
+On the Dutch coast, May 7, 1869.<br />
+Aged 18 years.</td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The waters flowed on every side,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">No chance was there to save;</span><br />
+At last compelled, he bowed and died,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And found a watery grave.</span></td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In affectionate remembrance of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Harrison</span>,<br />
+53 years Mariner of Hull,<br />
+Who died October 5th, 1864.<br />
+Aged 70 years.</td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Long time I ploughed the ocean wide,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A life of toil I spent;</span><br />
+But now in harbour safe arrived<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">From care and discontent.</span><br />
+<br />
+My anchor&#8217;s cast, my sails are furled,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And now I am at rest.</span><br />
+Of all the parts throughout the world,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Sailors, this is the best.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next example is from a stone in Castle Street burial-ground, Hull,
+which is so fast<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span> decaying that already some parts of the inscription are
+obliterated:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Sacred<br />
+to the memory<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Walker</span>,<br />
+. . . . . r of the Sloop Janatt,<br />
+. . . . . . . who was unfortunately<br />
+drowned off Flamborough Head,<br />
+17th April, 1823.<br />
+Aged 41 years.<br />
+This stone was Erected by<br />
+his Countrymen in<br />
+remembrance of his Death.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>I have left the troubled ocean,<br />
+And now laid down to sleep,<br />
+In hopes I shall set sail<br />
+Our Saviour Christ to meet.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A gravestone in Horncastle churchyard, Lincolnshire, has this epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>My helm was gone,<br />
+My sails were rent,<br />
+My mast went by the board,<br />
+My hull it struck upon a rock,<br />
+Receive my soul, O Lord!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a sailor&#8217;s gravestone in the burial-ground at Hamilton, we are told:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The seas he ploughed for twenty years,<br />
+Without the smallest dread or fears:<br />
+And all that time was never known<br />
+To strike upon a bank or stone.</td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Epitaphs on Musicians and Actors.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">A few</span> epitaphs relating to music and the drama now claim our attention.
+Our first example is to be found in the cathedral at Norwich:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here <span class="smcap">William Inglott</span>, organist, doth rest,<br />
+Whose art in musick this Cathedral blest;<br />
+For descant most, for voluntary all,<br />
+He past on organ, song, and virginall.<br />
+He left this life at age of sixty-seven,<br />
+And now &#8217;mongst angels all sings St. in Heaven;<br />
+His fame flies far, his name shall never die,<br />
+See, art and age here crown his memorie.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;"><i>Non digitis, Inglotte, tuis terrestria tangis,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;"><i>Tangis nunc digitis organa celsa poli.</i></span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">Anno Dom. 1621.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">Buried the last day<span class="spacer">&nbsp;</span>This erected the 15th<br />
+of December, 1621.<span class="spacer">&nbsp;</span>day of June, 1622.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Wakefield Parish Church a tablet bears an inscription as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Henry Clemetshaw</span>,<br />
+upwards of fifty years organist<br />
+of this church, who died<br />
+May 7, 1821, aged 68 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Now, like an organ, robb&#8217;d of pipes and breath,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>Its keys and stops are useless made by death,<br />
+Tho&#8217; mute and motionless in ruins laid;<br />
+Yet when re-built, by more than mortal aid,<br />
+This instrument, new voiced, and tuned, shall raise,<br />
+To God, its builder, hymns of endless praise.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We copy the following from a monument in Holy Trinity Church, Hull:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">George Lambert</span>,<br />
+late Organist of this Church,<br />
+which office he held upwards of 40 years,<br />
+performing its duties with ability<br />
+and assiduity rarely exceeded,<br />
+affording delight to the lovers<br />
+of Sacred Harmony,<br />
+This Tablet is erected<br />
+by his Musical and private Friends,<br />
+aided by the brothers of the Humber<br />
+and Minerva Lodges of Free Masons of this Town<br />
+(being a member of the latter Lodge),<br />
+That they might place on record<br />
+the high sense they entertained<br />
+of his personal and professional merit.<br />
+He died Feb. 19th, 1838, aged 70 years,<br />
+And his Remains were interred at the<br />
+Parish Church of St. John in Beverley.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Tho&#8217; like an Organ now in ruins laid,<br />
+Its stops disorder&#8217;d, and its frame decay&#8217;d,<br />
+This instrument ere long new tun&#8217;d shall raise<br />
+To God, its Builder, notes of endless praise.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>From a churchyard in Wales we obtain the following curious epitaph on an
+organ blower:<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Under this stone lies <span class="smcap">Meredith Morgan</span>,<br />
+Who blew the bellows of our church organ.<br />
+Tobacco he hated, to smoke most unwilling,<br />
+Yet never so pleased as when <i>pipes</i> he was filling.<br />
+No reflection on him for rude speech could be cast,<br />
+Though he gave our old organ many a blast!<br />
+No puffer was he, though a capital blower;<br />
+He could blow double G., and now lies a note lower.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next epitaph records the death of a fiddler, who appears to have been
+so much attached to his wife that upon the day of her death he, too,
+yielded to the grim tyrant. Of this pair, buried in Flixton churchyard, it
+may be truly said: &#8220;In life united, and in death not parted.&#8221; The
+inscription is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the Memory of <span class="smcap">John Booth</span>, of Flixton, who died 16th March, 1778,
+aged 43 years; on the same day and within a few hours of the death of
+his wife <span class="smcap">Hannah</span>, who was buried with him in the same grave, leaving
+seven children behind them.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Reader, have patience, for a Moment Stay,<br />
+Nor grudge the Tribute of a friendly tear,<br />
+For John, who once made all our Village gay,<br />
+Has taken up his Clay-cold Lodging here.<br />
+<br />
+Suspended now his fiddle lies asleep,<br />
+That once with Musick us&#8217;d to charm the Ear.<br />
+Not for his Hannah long reserv&#8217;d to weep,<br />
+John yields to Fate with his companion dear.<br />
+<br />
+So tenderly he loved his dearer part,<br />
+His Fondness could not bear a stay behind;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>And Death through Kindness seem&#8217;d to throw the dart<br />
+To ease his sorrow, as he knew his mind.<br />
+<br />
+In cheerful Labours all their Time they spent,<br />
+Their happy Lives in Length of Days acquir&#8217;d;<br />
+But Hand in Hand to Nature&#8217;s God they went,<br />
+And just lay down to sleep when they were tir&#8217;d.<br />
+<br />
+The Relicks of this faithful, honest Pair<br />
+One little Space of Mother Earth contains.<br />
+Let Earth protect them with a Mother&#8217;s Care,<br />
+And Constant Verdure grace her for her pains.<br />
+<br />
+The Pledges of their tender love remain,<br />
+For seven fine children bless&#8217;d their nuptial State.<br />
+Behold them, neighbours! nor behold in vain,<br />
+But heal their Sorrows and their lost Estate.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In the Old Cemetery, Newport, Monmouthshire, on a Scotch piper, the
+following appears:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the memory of Mr. <span class="smcap">John Macbeth</span> late piper to His Grace the Duke of
+Sutherland, and a native of the Highlands of Scotland:</p>
+
+<p class="center">Died April 24th, 1852, Aged 46 years.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Far from his native land, beneath this stone,<br />
+Lies <span class="smcap">John Macbeth</span>, in prime of manhood gone;<br />
+A kinder husband never yet did breathe,<br />
+A firmer friend ne&#8217;er trod on Albyn&#8217;s heath;<br />
+His selfish aims were all in heart and hand,<br />
+To be an honour to his native land,<br />
+As real Scotchmen wish to fall or stand.<br />
+A handsome <i>Gael</i> he was, of splendid form,<br />
+Fit for a siege, or for the Northern Storm.<br />
+Sir Walter Scott remarked at Inverness,<br />
+&#8220;How well becomes Macbeth the Highland dress!&#8221;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>His mind was stored with ancient Highland lore;<br />
+Knew Ossian&#8217;s songs, and many bards of yore;<br />
+But music was his chief, and soul&#8217;s delight.<br />
+And oft he played, with Amphion&#8217;s skill and might,<br />
+His Highland pipe, before our Gracious Queen!<br />
+&#8217;Mong Ladies gay, and Princesses serene!<br />
+His magic chanter&#8217;s strains pour&#8217;d o&#8217;er their hearts,<br />
+With thrilling rapture soft as Cupid&#8217;s darts!<br />
+Like Shakespeare&#8217;s witches, scarce they drew the breath,<br />
+But wished, like them, to say, &#8220;All hail, Macbeth!&#8221;<br />
+The Queen, well pleased, gave him by high command,<br />
+A splendid present from her Royal hand;<br />
+But nothing aye could make him vain or proud,<br />
+He felt alike at Court or in a crowd;<br />
+With high and low his nature was to please,<br />
+Frank with the Peasant, with the Prince at ease.<br />
+Beloved by thousands till his race was run,<br />
+Macbeth had ne&#8217;er a foe beneath the sun;<br />
+And now he plays among the Heavenly bands,<br />
+A diamond chanter never made with hands.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In the church at Ashover, Derbyshire, a tablet contains this
+inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">David Wall</span>,<br />
+whose superior performance on the<br />
+bassoon endeared him to an<br />
+extensive musical acquaintance.<br />
+His social life closed on the<br />
+4th Dec., 1796, in his 57th year.</p>
+
+<p>The next is copied from a gravestone in Stoney Middleton churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>In memory of
+<span class="smcap">George</span>, the son of <span class="smcap">George</span> and <span class="smcap">Margaret Swift</span>, of Stoney
+Middleton, who departed this life August the 21st, 1759, in the 20th year of his age.</p>
+
+<p>We the Quoir of Singers of this Church have erected this stone.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>He&#8217;s gone from us, in more seraphick lays<br />
+In Heaven to chant the Great Jehovah&#8217;s praise;<br />
+Again to join him in those courts above,<br />
+Let&#8217;s here exalt God&#8217;s name with mutual love.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The following was written in memory of Madame Malibran, who died September
+23rd, 1836:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">&#8220;The beautiful is vanished, and returns not.&#8221;</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&#8217;Twas but as yesterday, a mighty throng,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Whose hearts, as one man&#8217;s heart, thy power could bow,</span><br />
+Amid loud shoutings hailed thee queen of song,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And twined sweet summer flowers around thy brow;</span><br />
+And those loud shouts have scarcely died away,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And those young flowers but half forgot thy bloom,</span><br />
+When thy fair crown is changed for one of clay&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Thy boundless empire for a narrow tomb!</span><br />
+Sweet minstrel of the heart, we list in vain<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">For music now; <span class="smcaplc">THY</span> melody is o&#8217;er;</span><br />
+<i>Fidelio</i> hath ceased o&#8217;er hearts to reign,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><i>Somnambula</i> hath slept to wake no more!</span><br />
+Farewell! thy sun of life too soon hath set,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">But memory shall reflect its brightness yet.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Garrick&#8217;s epitaph, in Westminster Abbey, reads:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>To paint fair Nature by divine command,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>Her magic pencil in his glowing hand,<br />
+A <span class="smcap">Shakespeare</span> rose; then, to expand his fame<br />
+Wide o&#8217;er the breathing world, a <span class="smcap">Garrick</span> came:<br />
+Tho&#8217; sunk in death, the forms the poet drew<br />
+The actor&#8217;s genius bade them breathe anew;<br />
+Tho&#8217;, like the bard himself, in night they lay,<br />
+Immortal <span class="smcap">Garrick</span> call&#8217;d them back to day;<br />
+And till eternity, with power sublime,<br />
+Shall mark the mortal hour of hoary time,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Shakespeare</span> and <span class="smcap">Garrick</span>, like twin stars shall shine,<br />
+And earth irradiate with beams divine.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A monument placed in Westminster to the memory of Mrs. Pritchard states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>This Tablet is here placed by a voluntary subscription of those who
+admired and esteemed her. She retired from the stage, of which she had
+long been the ornament, in the month of April, 1768; and died at Bath
+in the month of August following, in the 57th year of her age.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Her comic vein had every charm to please,<br />
+&#8217;Twas nature&#8217;s dictates breath&#8217;d with nature&#8217;s ease;<br />
+Ev&#8217;n when her powers sustain&#8217;d the tragic load,<br />
+Full, clear, and just, the harmonious accents flow&#8217;d,<br />
+And the big passions of her feeling heart<br />
+Burst freely forth, and show&#8217;d the mimic art.<br />
+Oft, on the scene, with colours not her own,<br />
+She painted vice, and taught us what to shun;<br />
+One virtuous track her real life pursu&#8217;d,<br />
+That nobler part was uniformly good;<br />
+Each duty there to such perfection wrought,<br />
+That, if the precepts fail&#8217;d, the example taught.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>On a comedian named John Hippisley, interred in the churchyard of Clifton,
+Gloucestershire, we have the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>When the Stage heard that death had struck her John,<br />
+Gay Comedy her Sables first put on;<br />
+Laughter lamented that her Fav&#8217;rite died,<br />
+And Mirth herself, (&#8217;tis strange) laid down and cry&#8217;d.<br />
+Wit droop&#8217;d his head, e&#8217;en Humour seem&#8217;d to mourn,<br />
+And solemnly sat pensive o&#8217;er his urn.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Garrick&#8217;s epitaph to the memory of James Quin, at Bath, is very fine:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>That tongue, which set the table in a roar,<br />
+And charm&#8217;d the public ear, is heard no more;<br />
+Closed are those eyes, the harbingers of wit,<br />
+Which spoke, before the tongue, what Shakespeare writ;<br />
+Cold are those hands, which, living, were stretch&#8217;d forth,<br />
+At friendship&#8217;s call, to succour modest worth.<br />
+Here is <span class="smcap">James Quin</span>! Deign, reader, to be taught,<br />
+Whate&#8217;er thy strength of body, force of thought,<br />
+In Nature&#8217;s happiest mould however cast,<br />
+&#8220;To this complexion thou must come at last.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Several actors are buried in the churchyard of St. Peter of Mancroft,
+Norwich. On Henrietta Maria Bray, who died in 1737, aged sixty years, is
+the following epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here, Reader, you may plainly see,<br />
+That Wit nor Humour here could be<br />
+A Proof against Mortality.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Anne Roberts died in 1743, aged thirty, and on her gravestone is a couplet
+as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The World&#8217;s a Stage, at Birth our Plays begun,<br />
+And all find Exits when their Parts are done.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>The Norwich actors, says Mr. James Hooper, were celebrated in their day,
+and their services were in great request. They used to play annually at
+the great Stourbridge Fair, at Cambridge, so vividly described by De Foe
+in his &#8220;Tour through the whole Island of Great Britain&#8221; (1722). The
+University Dons mustered in force to see the Norwich mummers, and part of
+the pit, known as &#8220;The Critics&#8217; Row,&#8221; was reserved for Dr. Farmer of
+Emanuel, and his friends, George Stevens, Malone, and others, who never
+thought it <i>infra dig.</i> to applaud rapturously&mdash;a circumstance which shows
+Puritan Emanuel in a new light.<a name='fna_1' id='fna_1' href='#f_1'><small>[1]</small></a></p>
+
+<p>In St. Mary&#8217;s Church, Beverley, a tablet is placed in remembrance of a
+notable Yorkshire actor:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Samuel Butler</span>,<br />
+A poor player that struts and<br />
+frets his hour upon the stage, and<br />
+then is heard no more.<br />
+Obt. June 15th, 1812.<br />
+&AElig;t. 62.</p>
+
+<p>Butler&#8217;s gifted son, Samuel William, was buried in Ardwick Cemetery,
+Manchester. A gravestone<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> placed to his memory bears the following
+eloquent inscription by Charles Swain:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Here rest the<br />
+mortal remains of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Samuel William Butler</span>,<br />
+Tragedian.<br />
+In him the stage lost a highly-gifted and accomplished actor,<br />
+one by whose tongue the noblest creations<br />
+of the poet found truthful utterance.<br />
+After long and severe suffering he departed<br />
+this life the 17th day of July, in the year of<br />
+our Lord 1845. Aged 41 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Whence this ambition, whence this proud desire,<br />
+This love of fame, this longing to aspire?<br />
+To gather laurels in their greenest bloom,<br />
+To honour life and sanctify the tomb?<br />
+&#8217;Tis the Divinity that never dies,<br />
+Which prompts the soul of genius still to rise.<br />
+Though fades the Laurel, leaf by leaf away,<br />
+The soul hath prescience of a fadeless day;<br />
+And God&#8217;s eternal promise, like a star,<br />
+From faded hopes still points to hopes afar;<br />
+Where weary hearts for consolation trust,<br />
+And bliss immortal quickens from the dust.<br />
+On this great hope, the painter, actor, bard,<br />
+And all who ever strove for Fame&#8217;s reward,<br />
+Must rest at last: and all that earth have trod<br />
+Still need the grace of a forgiving God!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>An interesting sketch of the life of Butler, from the pen of John Evans,
+is given in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> &#8220;Papers of the Manchester Literary Club,&#8221; vol. iii.,
+published 1877.</p>
+
+<p>In the Necropolis, Glasgow, is a monument representing the stage and
+proscenium of a theatre, placed to the memory of John Henry Alexander, of
+the Theatre Royal, Glasgow. He was a native of Dunse, Berwickshire, and
+was born July 31st, 1796. At an early age, says Dr. Rogers, his parents
+removed to Glasgow, where, in his thirteenth year, he was apprenticed to a
+hosier. With a remarkable taste for mimicry he practised private
+theatricals; and having attracted the notice of the managers of Queen
+Street Theatre, he obtained an opportunity of publicly exhibiting his
+gifts. In his sixteenth year he adopted the histrionic profession. For
+some seasons he was employed in a theatre at Newcastle; he subsequently
+performed at Carlisle, and afterwards in the Theatre Royal, Edinburgh. At
+Edinburgh his successful impersonations of Dandie Dinmont and other
+characters of the Waverley novels gained him the friendship of Sir Walter
+Scott. After some changes he accepted the managership of the Dunlop Street
+Theatre, Glasgow, of which he became proprietor in 1829. He rebuilt the
+structure in 1840; it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span> was partially destroyed by fire on the 17th
+February, 1849, when sixty-five persons unhappily perished. The shock
+which he experienced on this occasion seriously affected his health, and
+in 1851 he found it expedient to retire from his profession. He died on
+the 15th December, 1851, aged fifty-five. On his tombstone are inscribed
+these lines from the pen of Mr. James Hedderwick, the editor of the
+<i>Glasgow Citizen</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Fallen is the curtain, the last scene is o&#8217;er,<br />
+The favourite actor treads life&#8217;s stage no more.<br />
+Oft lavish plaudits from the crowd he drew,<br />
+And laughing eyes confessed his humour true;<br />
+Here fond affection rears this sculptured stone,<br />
+For virtues not enacted, but his own.<br />
+A constancy unshaken unto death,<br />
+A truth unswerving, and a Christian&#8217;s faith;<br />
+Who knew him best have cause to mourn him most.<br />
+Oh, weep the man, more than the actor lost!<br />
+Unnumbered parts he play&#8217;d yet to the end,<br />
+His best were those of husband, father, friend.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In many collections of epitaphs the following is stated to be inscribed on
+a gravestone at Gillingham, but we are informed by the Vicar that no such
+epitaph is to be found, nor is there any trace of it having been placed
+there at any time:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Sacred<br />
+To the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Jackson</span>, Comedian,</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>Who was engaged 21st of December, 1741, to play a comic cast of
+characters, in this great theatre&mdash;the world; for many of which he was
+prompted by nature to excel.</p>
+
+<p>The season being ended, his benefit over, the charges all paid, and
+his account closed, he made his exit in the tragedy of Death, on the
+17th of March, 1798, in full assurance of being called once more to
+rehearsal; where he hopes to find his forfeits all cleared, his cast
+of parts bettered, and his situation made agreeable, by Him who paid
+the great stock-debt, for the love He bore to performers in general.</p></div>
+
+<p>The next epitaph was written by Swift on Dicky Pearce, who died 1728, aged
+63 years. He was a famous fool, and his name carries us back to the time
+when kings and noblemen employed jesters for the delectation of themselves
+and their friends. It is from Beckley, and reads as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies the Earl of Suffolk&#8217;s Fool,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Men call him <span class="smcap">Dicky Pearce</span>;</span><br />
+His folly serv&#8217;d to make men laugh,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">When wit and mirth were scarce.</span><br />
+Poor Dick, alas! is dead and gone,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">What signifies to cry?</span><br />
+Dicky&#8217;s enough are still behind<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To laugh at by and by.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In our &#8220;Historic Romance,&#8221; published 1883, by Hamilton, Adams, and Co.,
+London, will be found an account of &#8220;Fools and Jesters of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span> English
+Sovereigns,&#8221; and we therein state that the last recorded instance of a
+fool being kept by an English family is that of John Hilton&#8217;s fool,
+retained at Hilton Castle, Durham, who died in 1746.</p>
+
+<p>The following epitaph is inscribed on a tombstone in the churchyard of St.
+Mary Friars, Shrewsbury, on Cadman, a famous &#8220;flyer&#8221; on the rope,
+immortalised by Hogarth, and who broke his neck descending from a steeple
+in Shrewsbury, in 1740.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Let this small monument record the name<br />
+Of <span class="smcap">Cadman</span>, and to future times proclaim<br />
+How, by an attempt to fly from this high spire,<br />
+Across the <i>Sabrine</i> stream, he did acquire<br />
+His fatal end. &#8217;Twas not for want of skill,<br />
+Or courage to perform the task, he fell;<br />
+No, no,&mdash;a faulty cord being drawn too tight<br />
+Hurried his soul on high to take her flight,<br />
+Which bid the body here beneath, good-night.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Joe Miller, of facetious memory, next claims our attention. We find it
+stated in Chambers&#8217;s &#8220;Book of Days&#8221; (issued 1869) as follows: Miller was
+interred in the burial-ground of the parish of St. Clement Danes, in
+Portugal Street, where a tombstone was erected to his memory. About ten
+years ago that burial-ground, by the removal<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> of the mortuary remains, and
+the demolition of the monuments, was converted into a site for King&#8217;s
+College Hospital. Whilst this not unnecessary, yet undesirable,
+desecration was in progress, the writer saw Joe&#8217;s tombstone lying on the
+ground; and being told that it would be broken up and used as materials
+for the new building, he took an exact copy of the inscription, which was
+as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td class="center">Here lye the Remains of<br />
+Honest <span class="smcap">Jo: Miller</span>,<br />
+who was<br />
+a tender Husband,<br />
+a sincere Friend,<br />
+a facetious Companion,<br />
+and an excellent Comedian.<br />
+He departed this Life the 15th day of<br />
+August 1738, aged 54 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>If humour, wit, and honesty could save<br />
+The humourous, witty, honest, from the grave,<br />
+The grave had not so soon this tenant found,<br />
+Whom honesty, and wit, and humour, crowned;<br />
+Could but esteem, and love preserve our breath,<br />
+And guard us longer from the stroke of Death,<br />
+The stroke of Death on him had later fell,<br />
+Whom all mankind esteemed and loved so well.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">S. Duck</span>,</td></tr>
+<tr><td>From respect to social worth,<br />
+mirthful qualities, and histrionic excellence,<br />
+commemorated by poetic talent in humble life.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+The above inscription, which Time<br />
+had nearly obliterated, has been preserved<br />
+and transferred to this Stone, by order of<br />
+Mr. Jarvis Buck, Churchwarden,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1816.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>An interesting sketch of the life of Joe Miller will be found in the &#8220;Book
+of Days,&#8221; vol. ii., page 216, and in the same informing and entertaining
+work, the following notes are given respecting the writer of the foregoing
+epitaph: &#8220;The &#8216;S. Duck,&#8217; whose name figures as author of the verses on
+Miller&#8217;s tombstone, and who is alluded to on the same tablet, by Mr.
+Churchwarden Buck, as an instance of &#8216;poetic talent in humble life,&#8217;
+deserves a short notice. He was a thresher in the service of a farmer near
+Kew, in Surrey. Imbued with an eager desire for learning, he, under most
+adverse circumstances, managed to obtain a few books, and educate himself
+to a limited degree. Becoming known as a rustic rhymer, he attracted the
+attention of Caroline, queen of George II., who, with her accustomed
+liberality, settled on him a pension of &pound;30 per annum; she made him a
+Yeoman of the Guard, and installed him as keeper of a kind of museum she
+had in Richmond Park, called Merlin&#8217;s Cave. Not content with these
+promotions,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span> the generous, but perhaps inconsiderate, queen caused Duck to
+be admitted to holy orders, and preferred to the living of Byfleet, in
+Surrey, where he became a popular preacher among the lower classes,
+chiefly through the novelty of being the &#8216;Thresher Parson.&#8217; This gave
+Swift occasion to write the following quibbling epigram:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The thresher Duck could o&#8217;er the queen prevail;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>The proverb says,&mdash;&#8220;No fence against a flail.&#8221;<br />
+From threshing corn, he turns to thresh his brains,<br />
+For which her Majesty allows him grains;<br />
+Though &#8217;tis confest, that those who ever saw<br />
+His poems, think &#8217;em all not worth a straw.<br />
+Thrice happy Duck! employed in threshing stubble!<br />
+Thy toil is lessened, and thy profits double.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img06.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">JOE MILLER&#8217;S TOMBSTONE, ST. CLEMENT DANES CHURCHYARD, LONDON.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;One would suppose the poor thresher to have been beneath Swift&#8217;s notice,
+but the provocation was great, and the chastisement, such as it was,
+merited. For though few men had ever less pretensions to poetical genius
+than Duck, yet the Court party actually set him up as a rival&mdash;nay, as
+superior&mdash;to Pope. And the saddest part of the affair was that Duck, in
+his utter simplicity and ignorance of what really constituted poetry, was
+led to fancy himself the greatest poet of the age. Consequently,
+considering that his genius was neglected, and that he was not rewarded
+according to his poetical deserts by being made the clergyman of an
+obscure village, he fell into a state of melancholy, which ended in
+suicide; affording another to the numerous instances of the very great
+difficulty of doing good. If the well-meaning queen had elevated Duck to
+the position of farm-bailiff, he might have led a long and happy life,
+amongst the scenes and the classes of society in which his youth had
+passed,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span> and thus been spared the pangs of disappointed vanity and
+misdirected ambition.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Says a thoughtful writer, if truth, perspicuity, wit, gravity, and every
+property pertaining to the ancient or modern epitaph, were ever united in
+one of terse brevity, it was that made for Burbage, the tragedian, in the
+days of Shakespeare:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">&#8220;Exit <span class="smcap">Burbage</span>.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Jerrold, perhaps, with that brevity which is the soul of wit, trumped the
+above by his anticipatory epitaph on that excellent man and distinguished
+historian, Charles Knight:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">&#8220;Good <span class="smcap">Knight</span>.&#8221;</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Epitaphs on Sportsmen.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">The</span> stirring lives of sportsmen have suggested spirited lines for their
+tombstones, as will be seen from the examples we bring under the notice of
+our readers.</p>
+
+<p>The first epitaph is from Morville churchyard, near Bridgnorth, on John
+Charlton, Esq., who was for many years Master of the Wheatland Foxhounds,
+and died January 20th, 1843, aged 63 years; regretted by all who knew
+him:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Of this world&#8217;s pleasure I have had my share,<br />
+A few of the sorrows I was doomed to bear.<br />
+How oft have I enjoy&#8217;d the noble chase<br />
+Of hounds and foxes striving for the race!<br />
+But hark! the knell of death calls me away,<br />
+So sportsmen, all, farewell! I must obey.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next is written on Mills, the huntsman:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies <span class="smcap">John Mills</span>, who over the hills<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Pursued the hounds with hallo:</span><br />
+The leap though high, from earth to sky,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The huntsman we must follow.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A short, rough, but pregnant epitaph is placed over the remains of Robert
+Hackett, a keeper of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> Hardwick Park, who died in 1703, and was buried in
+Ault Hucknall churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Long had he chased<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The Red and Fallow Deer,</span><br />
+But Death&#8217;s cold dart<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">At last has fix&#8217;d him here.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>George Dixon, a noted fox-hunter, is buried in Luton churchyard, and on
+his gravestone the following appears:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Stop, passenger, and thy attention fix on,<br />
+That true-born, honest, fox-hunter, <span class="smcap">George Dixon</span>,<br />
+Who, after eighty years&#8217; unwearied chase,<br />
+Now rests his bones within this hallow&#8217;d place.<br />
+A gentle tribute of applause bestow,<br />
+And give him, as you pass, one <i>tally-ho</i>!<br />
+Early to cover, brisk he rode each morn,<br />
+In hopes the <i>brush</i> his temple might adorn;<br />
+The view is now no more, the chase is past,<br />
+And to an earth, poor George is run at last.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a stone in the graveyard of Mottram the following inscription
+appears:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In the memory of <span class="smcap">George Newton</span>,<br />
+of Stalybridge,<br />
+who died August 7th, 1871,<br />
+in the 94th year of his age.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Though he liv&#8217;d long, the old man has gone at last,<br />
+No more he&#8217;ll hear the huntsman&#8217;s stirring blast;<br />
+Though fleet as Reynard in his youthful prime,<br />
+At last he&#8217;s yielded to the hand of Time.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span><br />
+Blithe as a lark, dress&#8217;d in his coat of green,<br />
+With hounds and horn the old man was seen.<br />
+But ah! Death came, worn out and full of years,<br />
+He died in peace, mourn&#8217;d by his offsprings&#8217; tears.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: -1.5em;">&#8220;Let us run with patience the race that is set before us.&#8221;</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Ecclesfield, may be read the following epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of <span class="smcap">Thomas Ridge</span>,<br />
+the Ecclesfield huntsman,<br />
+who died 13th day of January, 1871,<br />
+Aged 77 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Though fond of sport, devoted of the chase,<br />
+And with his fellow-hunters first in place,<br />
+He always kept the Lord&#8217;s appointed day,<br />
+Never from church or Sunday-school away.<br />
+And now his body rests beneath the sod,<br />
+His soul relying in the love of God.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Of the many epitaphs on sportsmen to be seen in Nottinghamshire, we cull a
+few of the choicest. Our first is a literal copy from a weather-worn stone
+in Eakring churchyard, placed to the memory of Henry Cartwright, senior
+keeper to his Grace the Duke of Kingston for fifty-five years, who died
+February 13th, 1773, aged eighty years, ten months, and three weeks:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>My gun discharged, my ball is gone<br />
+My powder&#8217;s spent, my work is done,<br />
+those panting deer I have left behind,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>May now have time to Gain their wind,<br />
+Who I have oft times Chass&#8217;d them ore<br />
+the burial Plains, but now no more.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We next present particulars of a celebrated deer-stealer. According to a
+notice furnished in the &#8220;Nottingham Date Book,&#8221; the deeds of Tom Booth
+were for many years after his death a never-failing subject of
+conversational interest in Nottingham. It is stated that no modern
+deer-stealer was anything like so popular. Thorsby relates one exploit as
+follows:&mdash;&#8220;In Nottingham Park, at one time, was a favourite fine deer, a
+chief ranger, on which Tom and his wily companions had often cast their
+eyes; but how to deceive the keeper while they killed it was a task of
+difficulty. The night, however, in which they accomplished their
+purpose&mdash;whether by any settled plan or not is not known&mdash;they found the
+keeper at watch, as usual, in a certain place in the park. One of them,
+therefore, went in an opposite direction in the park, and fired his gun to
+make the keeper believe he had shot a deer; upon which away goes the
+keeper, in haste, to the spot, which was at a very considerable distance
+from the place where the favourite deer was, and near which Tom Booth was
+skulking. Tom, waiting a proper time, when he thought the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> keeper at a
+sufficient distance for accomplishing his purpose, fired and killed the
+deer, and dragged it through the river Leen undiscovered.&#8221; Booth was a
+stout man, and by trade a whitesmith. The stone marking the place of his
+interment is still in good preservation, and stands in St. Nicholas&#8217;
+burial-ground, against the southern wall of the church. It bears the
+following inscription:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies a marksman, who with art and skill,<br />
+When young and strong, fat bucks and does did kill.<br />
+Now conquered by grim Death (go, reader, tell it!)<br />
+He&#8217;s now took leave of powder, gun, and pellet.<br />
+A fatal dart, which in the dark did fly,<br />
+Has laid him down, among the dead to lie.<br />
+If any want to know the poor slave&#8217;s name,<br />
+&#8217;Tis old <span class="smcap">Tom Booth</span>,&mdash;ne&#8217;er ask from whence he came.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Old Tom was so highly pleased with the epitaph, which was written before
+his death, that he had it engraved on the stone some months before its
+services were required. In addition to the epitaph itself, the head-stone
+was made to include Booth&#8217;s name, etc., and also that of his wife, blank
+places being left in each case for the age and time of death. Booth&#8217;s
+compartment of the stone was in due course properly filled up; but the
+widow, disliking the exhibition of her name on a tombstone while living,
+resolved that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> such stone should never indicate her resting-place when
+dead; she accordingly left an injunction that her body be interred
+elsewhere, and the inscription is incomplete to this day.</p>
+
+<p>Some time before Amos Street, a celebrated Yorkshire huntsman, died, a
+stone was obtained, and on it engraved the following lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>This is to the memory of <span class="smcap">Old Amos</span>,<br />
+Who was when alive for hunting famous;<br />
+But now his chases are all o&#8217;er<br />
+And here he&#8217;s earth&#8217;d, of years four score.<br />
+Upon this tomb he&#8217;s often sat<br />
+And tried to read his epitaph;<br />
+And thou who dost so at this moment<br />
+Shall ere long like him be dormant.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Poor &#8220;Old Amos&#8221; passed away on October 3rd, 1777, and was buried in
+Birstal churchyard. The foregoing inscription may still be read.</p>
+
+<p>The Rev. R. H. Whitworth tells us: &#8220;There is an old monument in the south
+aisle of Blidworth Church, to the memory of Thomas Leake, Esq., who was
+killed at Blidworth Rocking, in <span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1598. He may be regarded as the last
+of the race who sat in Robin Hood&#8217;s seat, if those restless Forest Chiefs,
+typified under that name, can be supposed ever to have sat at all. Leake
+held office under the Crown, but was as wild a freebooter as ever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span> drew
+bow. His character is portrayed in his epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here rests <span class="smcap">T. Leake</span>, whose vertues weere so knowne<br />
+In all these parts that this engraved stone<br />
+Needs navght relate bvt his vntimely end<br />
+Which was in single fight: wylst youth did lend<br />
+His ayde to valor, hee wth ease orepast<br />
+Many slyght dangers, greater then this last<br />
+Bvt willfvlle fate in these things governs all<br />
+Hee towld ovt threescore years before his fall<br />
+Most of wch tyme he wasted in this wood<br />
+Mvch of his wealth and last of all his blood.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The border of this monument is rudely panelled, each panel having some
+forest hunting subject in relief. There are hounds getting scent, and a
+hound pursuing an antlered stag; a hunting horn, ribboned; plunging and
+flaying knives, a crossbow, a forest-bow, two arrows, and two hunters&#8217;
+belts with arrows inserted. This is his register&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Thomas Leake</span>, esquire, buried the<br />
+4th February, 1598.</p>
+
+<p>There is a captivating bit of romance connected with Leake&#8217;s death, which
+occurred at Archer&#8217;s Water. Although somewhat &#8216;provectus in &aelig;tate,&#8217; he had
+won the affections of the landlady&#8217;s daughter, much to the annoyance of
+the mother. Archer&#8217;s Water was on the old driftroad<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span> by Blidworth, from
+Edinburgh to London, that by which Jeanie Deans travelled, and over which
+Dick Turpin rode. Hundreds of thousands of Scotch cattle went by this way
+to town, and there was a difficulty connected with a few of them in which
+Leake was concerned, and a price being set upon his head, his
+mother-in-law, that was to be, betrayed him to two young soldiers anxious
+to secure the reward, one of whom was, in the mother&#8217;s eyes, the more
+favoured lover. Tom was always attended by two magnificent dogs, and went
+well armed. Thrown off his guard he left his dogs in an outhouse, and
+entering the inn laid aside his weapons, when he was set upon and
+overpowered, and, like many better men before him, slain. The name of a
+Captain Salmond of the now extinct parish or manor of Salterford is
+connected with this transaction. The date of the combat is 2nd February,
+being the festival of the Presentation of Christ in the Temple, with which
+the highly interesting and historical observance of Blidworth <i>Rocking</i> is
+connected. Within the memory of living men, a baby decked with such
+flowers as the season afforded was placed in a cradle and carried about
+from house to house by an old man, who received a present on the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
+occasion. As the church is dedicated to St. Mary in connection with the
+Purification, the 2nd of February being the Feast Day, this is probably an
+interesting reminiscence of some old species of Miracle Play, or
+observance connected with the foundation. Anciently people from all
+neighbouring counties used to attend this season. Forest games were
+played, and amid the attendant licence and confusion, Leake came to his
+last grief. Not only in this church does this Ranger of the Blidworth
+Wood, for this was his office, possess a memorial. A large cross was
+erected, now standing at Fountain Dale, thus inscribed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Hoc crucis fragmen<br />
+Traditum a sylvicolis monumentum<br />
+Loci ubi in singulari certamine<br />
+Gladiator ille insignis<br />
+<span class="smcap">Tho. Leake</span><br />
+Mori occubui<br />
+Anno <span class="smcaplc">MDXCVIII.</span><br />
+Ab antiqua sede remotum<br />
+H. P. C.<br />
+Joannes Downall<br />
+Prid. Non Sext. <span class="smcaplc">MDCCCXXXVI.</span></p>
+
+<p>What became of the daughter tradition sayeth not. Doubtless she died, as
+Tom Leake&#8217;s intended bride ought, of grief, and was buried under some
+grand old oak in Blidworth Forest.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>Let us direct attention to another class of sportsmen. At Bunney, a
+monument is erected to Sir Thomas Parkyns, the well-known wrestler. It
+bears four lines in Latin, which have been translated thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>At length he falls, the long contest&#8217;s o&#8217;er,<br />
+And Time has thrown whom none e&#8217;er threw before;<br />
+Yet boast not (Time) thy victory, for he<br />
+At last shall rise again and conquer thee.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The next is copied from a stone in St. Michael&#8217;s churchyard, Coventry, on
+a famous fencing master:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the memory of Mr. <span class="smcap">John Parkes</span>,<br />
+A native of this City<br />
+He was a man of mild disposition,<br />
+A Gladiator by profession;<br />
+Who after having fought 350 battles,<br />
+In the principal parts of Europe,<br />
+With honour and applause,<br />
+At length quitted the stage, sheathed his sword,<br />
+And with Christian resignation,<br />
+Submitted to the Grand Victor<br />
+In the 52nd year of his age<br />
+Anno Domini 1733.</p>
+
+<p>An old stone bearing the foregoing inscription was replaced by a new one
+some years ago at the expense of the late S. Carter, Esq., formerly Member
+of Parliament for Coventry. In the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span> pages of the <i>Spectator</i> honourable
+mention is made of John Parkes.</p>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Hanslope is buried Sandy M&#8217;Kay, the Scottish giant,
+who was killed in a prize fight with Simon Byrne. A headstone bears the
+following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Sacred to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Alex. M&#8217;Kay</span>,<br />
+(Late of Glasgow),<br />
+Who died 3rd June, 1834,<br />
+Aged 26 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Strong and athletic was my frame;<br />
+Far from my native home I came,<br />
+And manly fought with Simon Byrne;<br />
+Alas! but lived not to return.<br />
+Reader, take warning of my fate,<br />
+Lest you should rue your case too late;<br />
+If you ever have fought before,<br />
+Determine now to fight no more.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We are informed that Byrne was killed shortly afterwards, whilst engaged
+in fighting.</p>
+
+<p>From the prize-ring let us turn to the more satisfactory amusement of
+cricket. In Highgate Cemetery, Lillywhite, the celebrated cricketer, is
+buried, and over his remains is placed a monument with the significant
+emblem of a wicket being upset with a ball.</p>
+
+<p>The following lines are said to be copied from a tombstone in a cemetery
+near Salisbury:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>I bowl&#8217;d, I struck, I caught, I stopp&#8217;d,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Sure life&#8217;s a game of cricket,</span><br />
+I blocked with care, with caution popp&#8217;d,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Yet Death has hit my wicket.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The tennis ball is introduced in an epitaph placed in St. Michael&#8217;s
+Church, Coventry. It reads thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here lyes the Body of Captain <span class="smcap">Gervase Scrope</span>, of the Family of
+Scropes, of Bolton, in the County of York, who departed this life the
+26th day of August, Anno Domini, 1705.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">An Epitaph Written by Himself in the Agony and<br />
+Dolorous Paines of the Gout, and dyed soon<br />
+after.</span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies an Old Toss&#8217;d Tennis Ball,<br />
+Was Racketted from Spring to Fall<br />
+With so much heat, and so much hast,<br />
+Time&#8217;s arm (for shame) grew tyr&#8217;d at last,<br />
+Four Kings in Camps he truly seru&#8217;d,<br />
+And from his Loyalty ne&#8217;r sweru&#8217;d.<br />
+Father ruin&#8217;d, the Son slighted,<br />
+And from the Crown ne&#8217;r requited,<br />
+Loss of Estate, Relations, Blood,<br />
+Was too well Known, but did no good,<br />
+With long Campaigns and paines of th&#8217; Govt,<br />
+He cou&#8217;d no longer hold it out:<br />
+Always a restless life he led,<br />
+Never at quiet till quite dead,<br />
+He marry&#8217;d in his latter dayes,<br />
+One who exceeds the com&#8217;on praise,<br />
+But wanting breath still to make Known<br />
+Her true Affection and his Own,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>Death kindly came, all wants supply&#8217;d<br />
+By giuing Rest which life deny&#8217;d.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>We conclude this class of epitaphs with a couple of piscatorial examples.
+The first is from the churchyard of Hythe:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>His net old fisher George long drew,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Shoals upon shoals he caught,</span><br />
+&#8217;Till Death came hauling for his due,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And made poor George his draught.</span><br />
+Death fishes on through various shapes,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In vain it is to fret;</span><br />
+Nor fish nor fisherman escapes<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Death&#8217;s all-enclosing net.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Great Yarmouth, under date of 1769, an epitaph runs
+thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies doomed,<br />
+In this vault so dark,<br />
+A soldier weaver, <i>angler</i>, and clerk;<br />
+Death snatched him hence, and from him took<br />
+His gun, his shuttle, fish-rod, and hook,<br />
+He could not weave, nor fish, nor fight, so then<br />
+He left the world, and faintly cried&mdash;Amen.</td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Bacchanalian Epitaphs.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">Some</span> singular epitaphs are to be found over the remains of men who either
+manufactured, dispensed, or loved the social glass. In the churchyard of
+Newhaven, Sussex, the following may be seen on the grave of a brewer:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">To the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Tipper</span> who<br />
+departed this life May the 14th<br />
+1785 Aged 54 Years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Reader</span>, with kind regard this <span class="smcap">Grave</span> survey<br />
+Nor heedless pass where <span class="smcap">Tipper&#8217;s</span> ashes lay,<br />
+Honest he was, ingenuous, blunt, and kind;<br />
+And dared do, what few dare do, speak his mind,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Philosophy</span> and <span class="smcap">History</span> well he knew,<br />
+Was versed in <span class="smcap">Physick</span> and in Surgery too,<br />
+The best old <span class="smcap">Stingo</span> he both brewed and sold,<br />
+Nor did one knavish act to get his Gold.<br />
+He played through Life a varied comic part,<br />
+And knew immortal <span class="smcap">Hudibras</span> by heart.<br />
+<span class="smcap">Reader</span>, in real truth, such was the Man,<br />
+Be better, wiser, laugh more if you can.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The next, on John Scott, a Liverpool brewer, is rather rich in puns:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Poor <span class="smcap">John Scott</span> lies buried here;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 1em;">Although he was both hale and stout</span><br />
+Death stretched him on the bitter bier.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In another world he hops about.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a butler in Ollerton churchyard is the following curious epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Beneath the droppings of this spout,<br />
+Here lies the body once so stout,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 11em;">Of <span class="smcap">Francis Thompson</span>.</span><br />
+A soul this carcase once possess&#8217;d,<br />
+Which of its virtues was caress&#8217;d,<br />
+By all who knew the owner best.<br />
+The Ruffords records can declare,<br />
+His action who, for seventy year,<br />
+Both drew and drank its potent beer;<br />
+Fame mentions not in all that time,<br />
+In this great Butler the least crime,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 11em;">To stain his reputation.</span><br />
+To envy&#8217;s self we now appeal,<br />
+If aught of fault she can reveal,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 11em;">To make her declaration.</span><br />
+Here rest good shade, nor hell nor vermin fear,<br />
+Thy virtues guard thy soul, thy body good strong beer.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 6em;">He died July 6th, 1739.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We will next give a few epitaphs on publicans. Our first is from Pannal
+churchyard; it is on Joseph Thackerey, who died on the 26th of November,
+1791:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>In the year of our Lord 1740<br />
+I came to the Crown;<br />
+In 1791 they laid me down.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following is from the graveyard of <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>Upton-on-Severn, and placed to the
+memory of a publican. The lines, it will be seen, are a dexterous weaving
+of the spiritual with the temporal:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Beneath this stone, in hope of Zion,<br />
+Doth lie the landlord of the &#8220;Lion,&#8221;<br />
+His son keeps on the business still,<br />
+Resign&#8217;d unto the Heavenly will.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In 1789 passed away the landlady of the &#8220;Pig and Whistle,&#8221; Greenwich, and
+the following lines were inscribed to her memory:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Assign&#8217;d by Providence to rule a tap,<br />
+My days pass&#8217;d glibly, till an awkward rap,<br />
+Some way, like bankruptcy, impell&#8217;d me down.<br />
+But up I got again and shook my gown<br />
+In gamesome gambols, quite as brisk as ever,<br />
+Blithe as the lark and gay as sunny weather;<br />
+Composed with creditors, at five in pound,<br />
+And frolick&#8217;d on till laid beneath this ground.<br />
+The debt of nature must, you know, be paid,<br />
+No trust from her&mdash;God grant <i>extent in aid</i>.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On an innkeeper in Stockbridge, the next may be seen:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Buckett</span>,<br />
+Many year&#8217;s landlord of the King&#8217;s<br />
+Head Inn, in this Borough,<br />
+Who departed this life Nov. 2, 1802.<br />
+Aged 67 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
+And is, alas! poor Buckett gone?<br />
+Farewell, convivial, honest John.<br />
+Oft at the well, by fatal stroke,<br />
+Buckets, like pitchers, must be broke.<br />
+In this same motley shifting scene,<br />
+How various have thy fortunes been!<br />
+Now lifted high&mdash;now sinking low.<br />
+To-day thy brim would overflow,<br />
+Thy bounty then would all supply,<br />
+To fill and drink, and leave thee dry;<br />
+To-morrow sunk as in a well,<br />
+Content, unseen, with truth to dwell:<br />
+But high or low, or wet or dry,<br />
+No rotten stave could malice spy.<br />
+Then rise, immortal Buckett, rise,<br />
+And claim thy station in the skies;<br />
+&#8217;Twixt Amphora and Pisces shine,<br />
+Still guarding Stockbridge with thy sign.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>From the &#8220;Sportive Wit; the Muses&#8217; Merriment,&#8221; issued in 1656, we extract
+the following lines on John Taylor, &#8220;the Water Poet,&#8221; who was a native of
+Gloucester, and died in Ph&oelig;nix Alley, London, in the 75th year of his
+age. You may find him, if the worms have not devoured him, in Covent
+Garden churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies <span class="smcap">John Taylor</span>, without rime or reason,<br />
+For death struck his muse in so cold a season,<br />
+That <span class="smcap">Jack</span> lost the use of his scullers to row:<br />
+The chill pate rascal would not let his boat go.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>Alas, poor <span class="smcap">Jack Taylor</span>! this &#8217;tis to drink ale<br />
+With nutmegs and ginger, with a taste though stale,<br />
+It drencht thee in rimes. Hadst thou been of the pack<br />
+With Draiton and Jonson to quaff off thy sack,<br />
+They&#8217;d infus&#8217;d thee a genius should ne&#8217;er expire,<br />
+And have thaw&#8217;d thy muse with elemental fire.<br />
+Yet still, for the honour of thy sprightly wit,<br />
+Since some of thy fancies so handsomely hit.<br />
+The nymphs of the rivers for thy relation<br />
+Sirnamed thee the <i>water-poet</i> of the nation.<br />
+Who can write more of thee let him do&#8217;t for me.<br />
+A &mdash;&mdash; take all rimers, <span class="smcap">Jack Taylor</span>, but thee.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Weep not, reader, if thou canst chuse,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Over the stone of so merry a muse.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Robert Burns wrote the following epitaph on John Dove, innkeeper,
+Mauchline:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies <span class="smcap">Johnny Pigeon</span>:<br />
+What was his religion?<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Whae&#8217;er desires to ken,</span><br />
+To some other warl&#8217;<br />
+Maun follow the carl,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">For here Johnny had none!</span><br />
+Strong ale was ablution&mdash;<br />
+Small beer persecution,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">A dram was <i>memento mori</i>;</span><br />
+But a full flowing bowl<br />
+Was the saving of his soul,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">And port was celestial glory.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We extract, from a collection of epitaphs, the following on a publican:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A jolly landlord once was I,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>And kept the Old King&#8217;s Head hard by,<br />
+Sold mead and gin, cider and beer,<br />
+And eke all other kinds of cheer,<br />
+Till Death my license took away,<br />
+And put me in this house of clay:<br />
+A house at which you all must call,<br />
+Sooner or later, great or small.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>It is stated in Mr. J. Potter Briscoe&#8217;s entertaining volume,
+&#8220;Nottinghamshire Facts and Fictions,&#8221; that in the churchyard of Edwalton
+is a gravestone to the memory of Mrs. Freland, a considerable landowner,
+who died in 1741; but who, it would appear from the inscription, was a
+very free liver, for her memorial says:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>She drank good ale, strong punch and wine,<br />
+And lived to the age of ninety-nine.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A gravestone in Darenth churchyard, near Dartford, bears the following
+epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Oh, the liquor he did love, but never will no more<br />
+For what he lov&#8217;d did turn his foe;<br />
+For on the 28th of January 1741, that fatal day,<br />
+The Debt he owed he then did pay.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>At Chatham, on a drunkard, good advice is given:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Weep not for him, the warmest tear that&#8217;s shed<br />
+Falls unavailing o&#8217;er the unconscious dead;<br />
+Take the advice these friendly lines would give,<br />
+Live not to drink, but only drink to live.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>From Tonbridge churchyard we glean the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 6em;">Hail!</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">This stone marks the spot</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Where a notorious sot</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">Doth lie;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Whether at rest or not</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">It matters not</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;">To you or I.</span><br />
+Oft to the &#8220;Lion&#8221; he went to fill his horn,<br />
+Now to the &#8220;Grave&#8221; he&#8217;s gone to get it warm.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><i>Beered by public subscription by his hale and stout companions, who
+deeply lament his absence.</i></p></div>
+
+<p>From St. Peter&#8217;s Mancroft, Norwich, are the following lines on Sarah
+Byfield, who died in 1719, comparing life to a market:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Death is a market where all must meet,<br />
+It&#8217;s found in every city, town, and street.<br />
+If we our lives like merchandise could buy,<br />
+The rich would ever live, the poor alone must die.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a gravestone in the churchyard of Eton, placed to the memory of an
+innkeeper, it is stated:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Life&#8217;s an inn; my house will shew it:<br />
+I thought so once, but now I know it.<br />
+Man&#8217;s life is but a winter&#8217;s day;<br />
+Some only breakfast and away;<br />
+Others to dinner stop, and are full fed;<br />
+The oldest man but sups and then to bed:<br />
+Large is his debt who lingers out the day;<br />
+He who goes soonest has the least to pay.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>Similar epitaphs to the foregoing may be found in many graveyards in this
+country. In Micklehurst churchyard, an inscription runs thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Life is an Inn, where all men bait,<br />
+The waiter, Time, the landlord, Fate;<br />
+Death is the score by all men due,<br />
+I&#8217;ve paid my shot&mdash;and so must you.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the old burial-ground in Castle Street, Hull, on the gravestone of a
+boy, a slightly different version of the rhyme appears:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John</span>, the son of <span class="smcap">John</span> and<br />
+<span class="smcap">Ann Bywater</span>, died 25th January,<br />
+1815, aged 14 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Life&#8217;s like an Inn, where Travellers stay,<br />
+Some only breakfast and away;<br />
+Others to dinner stay and are full fed;<br />
+The oldest only sup and go to bed;<br />
+Long is the bill who lingers out the day,<br />
+Who goes the soonest has the least to pay.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The churchyard of Melton Mowbray furnishes another rendering of the
+lines:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>This world&#8217;s an Inn, and I her guest:<br />
+I&#8217;ve eat and drank and took my rest<br />
+With her awhile, and now I pay<br />
+Her lavish bill and go my way.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The foregoing inscriptions, comparing life to a house, remind us of a
+curious inscription in Folkestone churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Rebecca Rogers</span>,<br />
+who died Aug. 22, 1688,<br />
+Aged 44 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>A house she hath, it&#8217;s made of such good fashion,<br />
+A tenant ne&#8217;er shall pay for reparation,<br />
+Nor will her landlord ever raise the rent,<br />
+Or turn her out of doors for non-payment;<br />
+From chimney money, too, this call is free,<br />
+To such a house, who would not tenant be.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In &#8220;Chronicles of the Tombs,&#8221; by Thomas Joseph Pettigrew, published in
+1857, it is stated respecting the foregoing epitaph: &#8220;Smoke money or
+chimney money is now collected at Battle, in Sussex, each householder
+paying one penny to the Lord of the Manor. It is also levied upon the
+inhabitants of the New Forest, in Hants, for the right of cutting peat and
+turf for fuel. And from &#8216;Audley&#8217;s Companion to the Almanac,&#8217; page 76, we
+learn that &#8216;anciently, even in England, Whitsun farthings, or smoke
+farthings, were a composition for offerings made in the Whitsun week, by
+every man who occupied a house with a chimney, to the cathedral of the
+diocese in which he lived.&#8217; The late Mr. E. B. Price has observed, in
+<i>Notes and Queries</i> (Vol. ii., p. 379), that there is a church at
+Northampton, upon which is an inscription recording that the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span> expense of
+repairing it was defrayed by a grant of chimney money for, I believe,
+seven years, temp. Charles II.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img07.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">SIGN OF THE BOAR&#8217;S HEAD.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>In bygone times the &#8220;Boar&#8217;s Head&#8221; was a common tavern sign, and this is
+not surprising for the animal figures in English history, poetry, romance
+and popular pastimes. The most famous inn bearing the title of the &#8220;Boar&#8217;s
+Head&#8221; was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> that in Eastcheap, London. The earliest mention of this tavern
+occurs in the testament of William Warden in the days of Richard II., who
+gave &#8220;all that tenement called the Boar&#8217;s Head in Eastcheap to a college
+of priests, or chaplain, founded by Sir William Walworth, the Lord Mayor,
+in the adjoining church of St. Michael, Crooked Lane.&#8221; It was here that
+Prince Hal and &#8220;honest Jack Falstaff&#8221; played their pranks. At the door of
+the house until the Great Fire were carved figures of the two worthies. In
+the works of Goldsmith will be found a charming chapter called
+&#8220;Reflections in the Boar&#8217;s Head Tavern, Eastcheap&#8221;; anyone interested in
+this old place should not fail to read it. In his pleasant day-dreams he
+forgets the important fact that the original house perished in the Great
+Fire. In the Guildhall Library is preserved the stone sign from the old
+house, which was pulled down in 1831 to make way for the streets leading
+to the new London Bridge. We give a picture of this old-time sign on the
+opposite page.</p>
+
+<p>A famous waiter of this tavern was buried in the graveyard of St.
+Michael&#8217;s Church, hard by, and a monument of Purbeck stone was placed to
+his memory bearing an interesting inscription. We<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span> give a picture of the
+gravestone, which has been removed to the yard of St. Magnus the Martyr.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img08.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">PRESTON&#8217;S TOMBSTONE AT ST. MAGNUS THE MARTYR.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>The next example from Abesford, on an exciseman, is entitled to a place
+among Bacchanalian epitaphs:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>No supervisor&#8217;s check he fears&mdash;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 1em;">Now no commissioner obeys;</span><br />
+He&#8217;s free from cares, entreaties, tears,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And all the heavenly oil surveys.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of North Wingfield, Derbyshire, a gravestone bears the
+following inscription:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of <span class="smcap">Thomas</span>, son of John and Mary Clay, who departed this life
+December 16th, 1724, in the 40th year of his age.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>What though no mournful kindred stand<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Around the solemn bier,</span><br />
+No parents wring the trembling hand,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Or drop the silent tear.</span><br />
+<br />
+No costly oak adorned with art<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">My weary limbs inclose;</span><br />
+No friends impart a winding sheet<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To deck my last repose.</span></td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The cause of the foregoing curious epitaph is thus explained. Thomas Clay
+was a man of intemperate habits, and at the time of his death was indebted
+to the village innkeeper, named Adlington, to the amount of twenty pounds.
+The publican resolved to seize the body; but the parents of the deceased
+carefully kept the door locked until the day appointed for the funeral. As
+soon as the door was opened, Adlington rushed into the house, seized the
+corpse, and placed it on a form in the open street in front of the
+residence of the parents of the departed. Clay&#8217;s friends refused to
+discharge the publican&#8217;s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span> account. After the body had been exposed for
+several days, Adlington committed it to the ground in a <i>bacon chest</i>.</p>
+
+<p>We conclude this class of epitaphs with the following from Winchester
+Cathedral yard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Thetcher</span>,<br />
+a Grenadier in the North Regiment of Hants Militia,<br />
+who died of a violent fever contracted by drinking small<br />
+beer when hot<br />
+the 12th of May, 1764, aged 26 years.<br />
+In grateful remembrance of whose universal goodwill<br />
+towards his comrades this stone is placed here at their expense, as<br />
+a small testimony of their regard and concern.</td></tr></table>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here sleeps in peace a Hampshire Grenadier,<br />
+Who caught his death by drinking cold small beer;<br />
+Soldiers, be wise from his untimely fall,<br />
+And when ye&#8217;re hot drink strong, or none at all.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>This memorial, being decayed, was restored by the officers of the
+garrison, <span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1781:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>An honest soldier never is forgot,<br />
+Whether he die by musket or by pot.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>This stone was placed by the North Hants Militia, when disembodied at
+Winchester, on 26th April, 1802, in consequence of the original stone
+being destroyed.</p></div>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img09.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">THETCHER&#8217;S TOMBSTONE, WINCHESTER.</p>
+<p class="center"><i>From a Photo by F. A. Grant.</i></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Epitaphs on Parish Clerks and Sextons.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">Not</span> a few of our old parish clerks and sextons were eccentric characters,
+and it is not therefore surprising that their epitaphs are amongst the
+most curious of the many strange examples to be found in the quiet
+resting-places of the departed.</p>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Crayford is a gravestone bearing the following
+inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Here lieth the body<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Peter Isnell</span>,<br />
+Thirty years clerk of this Parish.<br />
+He lived respected as a pious and mirthful man, and died on his<br />
+way to church to assist at a wedding,<br />
+On the 31st day of March, 1811,<br />
+Aged 70 years.</p>
+
+<p>The inhabitants of Crayford have raised this stone to his cheerful
+memory, and as a tribute to his long and faithful services.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The life of this clerk, just three score and ten,<br />
+Nearly half of which time he had sung out &#8220;Amen;&#8221;<br />
+In youth he was married, like other young men,<br />
+But his wife died one day, so he chanted &#8220;Amen.&#8221;<br />
+A second he took, she departed&mdash;what then?<br />
+He married and buried a third with &#8220;Amen.&#8221;<br />
+Thus his joys and his sorrows were treble, but then<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>His voice was deep bass, as he sung out &#8220;Amen.&#8221;<br />
+On the horn he could blow as well as most men;<br />
+So his horn was exalted to blowing &#8220;Amen.&#8221;<br />
+But he lost all his wind after three score and ten,<br />
+And here, with three wives, he awaits till again<br />
+The trumpet shall rouse him to sing out &#8220;Amen.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In addition to being parish clerk, Frank Raw, of Selby, Yorkshire, was a
+gravestone cutter, for we are told:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies the body of poor <span class="smcap">Frank Raw</span>,<br />
+Parish clerk and gravestone cutter,<br />
+And this is writ to let you know<br />
+What Frank for others used to do,<br />
+Is now for Frank done by another.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The next epitaph, placed to the memory of a parish clerk and
+bellows-maker, was formerly in the old church of All Saints&#8217;,
+Newcastle-on-Tyne:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies <span class="smcap">Robert Wallas</span>,<br />
+The King of Good Fellows,<br />
+Clerk of All-Hallows,<br />
+And maker of bellows.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a slate headstone, near the south porch of Bingham Church,
+Nottinghamshire, is inscribed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Beneath this stone lies <span class="smcap">Thomas Hart</span>,<br />
+Years fifty-eight he took the part<br />
+Of Parish Clerk: few did excel.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>Correct he read and sung so well;<br />
+His words distinct, his voice so clear,<br />
+Till eighteen hundred and fiftieth year.<br />
+Death cut the brittle thread, and then<br />
+A period put to his Amen.<br />
+At eighty-two his breath resigned,<br />
+To meet the fate of all mankind;<br />
+The third of May his soul took flight<br />
+To mansions of eternal light.<br />
+The bell for him with awful tone<br />
+His body summoned to the tomb.<br />
+Oh! may his sins be all forgiv&#8217;n<br />
+And Christ receive him into heav&#8217;n.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>From the churchyard of Ratcliffe-on-Soar, we have a curious epitaph to the
+memory of Robert Smith, who died in 1782, aged 82 years:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Fifty-five years it was, and something more,<br />
+Clerk of this parish he the office bore,<br />
+And in that space, &#8217;tis awful to declare,<br />
+Two generations buried by him were!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In a note by Mr. Llewellyn Jewitt, <span class="smcaplc">F.S.A.</span>, we are told that with the
+clerkship of Bakewell Church, the &#8220;vocal powers&#8221; of its holders appear to
+have been to some extent hereditary, if we may judge by the inscriptions
+recording the deaths and the abilities of two members of the family of
+Roe, which are found on gravestones in the churchyard there. The first of
+these, recording the death of Samuel Roe, is as under:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">To<br />
+The memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Samuel Roe</span>,<br />
+Clerk<br />
+Of the Parish Church of Bakewell,<br />
+Which office<br />
+He filled thirty-five years<br />
+With credit to himself<br />
+And satisfaction to the Inhabitants.<br />
+His natural powers of voice,<br />
+In clearness, strength, and sweetness<br />
+Were altogether unequalled.<br />
+He died October 31st, 1792,<br />
+Aged 70 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td align="center">died</td>
+ <td align="center">aged</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="br"><span class="smcap">Sarah</span> his third wife</td>
+ <td align="center" class="br">1811</td>
+ <td align="center">77</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="br"><span class="smcap">Charles</span> their son</td>
+ <td class="br" align="center">1810</td>
+ <td align="center">52</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>He had three wives, Millicent, who died in 1745, aged 22; Dorothy, who
+died 1754, aged 28; and Sarah, who survived him and died in 1811, at the
+age of 77. A gravestone records the death of his first two wives as
+follows, and the third is commemorated in the above inscription.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Millicent</span>,<br />
+Wife of Saml Roe,<br />
+She died Sepr 16th, 1745, aged 22.<br />
+<span class="smcap">Dorothy</span>,<br />
+Wife of Saml Roe,<br />
+She died Novr 13th, 1754, aged 28.</p>
+
+<p>Respecting the above-mentioned Samuel Roe,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span> a contributor to the
+<i>Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i> wrote, on February 13th, 1794:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Mr. Urban,</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;It was with much concern that I read the epitaph upon Mr. Roe, in your
+last volume, p. 1192. Upon a little tour which I made in Derbyshire, in
+1789, I met with that worthy and very intelligent man at Bakewell, and, in
+the course of my antiquarian researches there, derived no inconsiderable
+assistance from his zeal and civility. If he did not possess the learning
+of his namesake, your old and valuable correspondent, I will venture to
+declare that he was not less influenced by a love and veneration for
+antiquity, many proofs of which he had given by his care and attention to
+the monuments in the church, which were committed to his charge; for he
+united the characters of sexton, clerk, singing-master, will-maker, and
+school-master. Finding that I was quite alone, he requested permission to
+wait upon me at the inn in the evening, urging, as a reason for this
+request, that he must be exceedingly gratified by the conversation of a
+gentleman who could read the characters upon the monument of Vernon, the
+founder of Haddon House, a treat he had not met with for many<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span> years.
+After a very pleasant gossip we parted, but not till my honest friend had,
+after some apparent struggle, begged of me to indulge him with my name.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>To his careful attention is to be attributed the preservation of the
+curious Vernon and other monuments in the church, over which, in some
+instances, he placed wooden framework to keep off the rough hands and
+rougher knives of the boys and young men of the congregation. He also
+watched with special care over the Wendesley tomb, and even took careful
+rubbings of the inscriptions.</p>
+
+<p>While speaking of this Mr. Roe, it may be well to put the readers of this
+work in possession of an interesting fact in connection with the name of
+Roe, or Row. The writer above, in his letter to Mr. Urban, says, &#8220;If he
+did not possess the learning of his namesake, your old and valued
+correspondent,&#8221; etc. By this he means &#8220;T. Row,&#8221; whose contributions to the
+<i>Gent.&#8217;s Mag.</i> were very numerous and interesting. The writer under this
+signature was the Rev. Samuel Pegge, rector of Whittington, and the
+letters forming this pseudonym were the initials of the words, T[he]
+R[ector] O[f] W[hittington].</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>Philip Roe, who succeeded his father (Samuel Roe) as parish clerk of
+Bakewell, was his son by his third wife. He was born in 1763, and
+succeeded his father in full parochial honours in 1792, having, we
+believe, for some time previously acted as his deputy. He died in 1815,
+aged 52 years, and was buried with the other members of the family. The
+following curious inscription appears on his gravestone:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Erected<br />
+In remembrance of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Philip Roe</span><br />
+who died 12th September, 1815<br />
+Aged 52 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>The vocal Powers here let us mark<br />
+Of Philip our late Parish Clerk<br />
+In Church none ever heard a Layman<br />
+With a clearer Voice say &#8220;Amen!&#8221;<br />
+Who now with Hallelujahs Sound<br />
+Like him can make the roofs rebound?<br />
+The Choir lament his Choral Tones<br />
+The Town&mdash;so soon Here lie his Bones.<br />
+&#8220;Sleep undisturb&#8217;d within thy peaceful shrine<br />
+Till Angels wake thee with such notes as thine.&#8221;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">Also of <span class="smcap">Sarah</span> his wife<br />
+who departed this life on the<br />
+24th of January 1817<br />
+aged 51 years.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Cuthbert Bede, <span class="smcaplc">B.A.</span>, says, &#8220;As a boy I often
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> attended the service at
+Belbroughton Church, Worcestershire, where the parish clerk was Mr.
+Osborne, tailor. His family had there been parish clerks and tailors since
+the time of Henry the Eighth, and were lineally descended from William
+FitzOsborne, who, in the twelfth century, had been deprived by Ralph
+FitzHerbert of his right to the manor of Bellem, in the parish of
+Belbroughton. Often have I stood in the picturesque churchyard of
+Wolverley, Worcestershire, by the grave of its old parish clerk, whom I
+well remember, old Thomas Worrall, the inscription on whose monument is as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Sacred to the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Worrall</span>,<br />
+Parish Clerk of Wolverley for a period of forty-seven years.<br />
+Died <span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1854, February 23rd.<br />
+Aged 76 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>He served with faithfulness in humble sphere,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">As one who could his talent well employ.</span><br />
+Hope that when Christ his Lord shall re-appear,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">He may be bidden to His Master&#8217;s joy.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>This tombstone was erected to the memory of the deceased by a few of
+the parishioners in testimony of his worth.</p>
+
+<p class="center">April, 1855.<span class="spacer">&nbsp;</span>Charles R. Somers Cocks, vicar.</p></div>
+
+<p>It may be noted of this worthy parish clerk that, with the exception of a
+week or two before<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span> his death, he was never once absent from his Sunday
+and week-day duties in the forty-seven years during which he held office.
+He succeeded his father, James Worrall, who died in 1806, aged
+seventy-nine, after being parish clerk of Wolverley for thirty years. His
+tombstone, near to that of his son, was erected &#8216;to record his worth both
+in his public and private character, and as a mark of personal
+esteem&mdash;h.l.F.H.&amp; W.C.p.c.&#8217; I am told that these initials stand for F.
+Hurtle and the Rev. William Callow, and that the latter was the author of
+the following lines inscribed on the monument, which are well worth
+quoting:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>If courtly bards adorn each statesman&#8217;s bust,<br />
+And strew their laurels o&#8217;er each warrior&#8217;s dust<br />
+Alike immortalise, as good and great,<br />
+Him who enslaved as him who saved the state,<br />
+Surely the muse (a rustic minstrel) may<br />
+Drop one wild flower upon a poor man&#8217;s clay;<br />
+This artless tribute to his mem&#8217;ry give<br />
+Whose life was such as heroes seldom live.<br />
+In worldly knowledge, poor indeed his store&mdash;<br />
+He knew the village and he scarce knew more.<br />
+The worth of heavenly truth he justly knew&mdash;<br />
+In faith a Christian, and in practice too.<br />
+Yes, here lies one, excel him ye who can;<br />
+Go! imitate the virtues of that man!&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A memorial record on the church of Holy Trinity, Hull, is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+In memory of <span class="smcap">John Stone</span><br />
+Parish Clerk 41 years<br />
+Excellent in his way<br />
+Buried here 26 May 1727<br />
+Aged 78.</p>
+
+<p>First amongst notable sextons is the name of Old Scarlett, who died July
+2, 1591, at the good old age of ninety-eight, and occupied for a long time
+the position of sexton of Peterborough Cathedral. He buried two
+generations of his fellow-creatures. A portrait of him, placed at the west
+end of that noble church, has perpetuated his fame, and caused him to be
+introduced in effigy in various publications. Says a writer in the &#8220;Book
+of Days&#8221;: &#8220;And what a lively effigy&mdash;short, stout, hardy, and
+self-complacent, perfectly satisfied, and perhaps even proud, of his
+profession, and content to be exhibited with all its insignia about him!
+Two queens had passed through his hands into that bed which gives a
+lasting rest to queens and to peasants alike. An officer of Death, who had
+so long defied his principal, could not but have made some impression on
+the minds of bishop, dean, prebends, and other magnates of the Cathedral,
+and hence, as we may suppose, the erection of this lively portraiture of
+the old man, which is believed to have been only<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> once renewed since it
+was first put up. Dr. Dibdin, who last copied it, tells us that &#8216;Old
+Scarlett&#8217;s jacket and trunkhose are of a brownish red, his stockings blue,
+his shoes black, tied with blue ribbons, and the soles of his feet red.
+The cap upon his head is red, and so also is the ground of the coat
+armour.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img10.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">OLD SCARLETT, THE PETERBOROUGH SEXTON.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>The following lines below his portrait are characteristic of his age:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>You see <span class="smcap">Old Scarlett&#8217;s</span> picture stand on hie;<br />
+But at your feet here doth his body lye.<br />
+His gravestone doth his age and death-time shew,<br />
+His office by heis token[s] you may know.<br />
+Second to none for strength and sturdy lymm,<br />
+A scare-babe mighty voice, with visage grim;<br />
+He had inter&#8217;d two queenes within this place,<br />
+And this townes householders in his life&#8217;s space<br />
+Twice over; but at length his own time came<br />
+What he for others did, for him the same<br />
+Was done: no doubt his soule doth live for aye,<br />
+In heaven, though his body clad in clay.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The first of the queens interred by Scarlett was Catherine, the divorced
+wife of Henry VIII., who died in 1535, at Kimbolton Castle, in
+Huntingdonshire. The second was Mary, Queen of Scots, who was beheaded at
+Fotheringay in 1587, and first interred here, though subsequently
+transported to Westminster Abbey.</p>
+
+<p>Our next example is from Bingley, Yorkshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In memory of <span class="smcap">Hezekiah Briggs</span>, who died August 5th, 1844, in<br />
+the 80th year of his age. He was sexton at this church<br />
+43 years, and interred upwards of 7000 corpses.</p>
+
+<p>[Here the names of his wife and several children are given.]</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies an old ringer, beneath the cold clay,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>Who has rung many peals both for serious and gay;<br />
+Through Grandsire and Trebles with ease he could range,<br />
+Till death called a Bob, which brought round the last change.<br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">For all the village came to him</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">When they had need to call;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">His counsel free to all was given,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">For he was kind to all.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Ring on, ring on, sweet Sabbath bell,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Still kind to me thy matins swell,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And when from earthly things I part,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Sigh o&#8217;er my grave, and lull my heart.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>An upright stone in the burial-ground at Hartwith Chapel, in Nidderdale,
+Yorkshire, bears the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of <span class="smcap">William Darnbrough</span>, who for the last forty<br />
+years of his life was sexton of this chapel. He died<br />
+October 3rd, 1846, in the one hundredth year<br />
+of his age.<br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Thou shalt go to thy fathers in peace; thou shalt be buried<br />
+in a good old age.&#8221;&mdash;Genesis <span class="smcaplc">XV.</span>, 15.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>The graves around for many a year<br />
+Were dug by him who slumbers here,&mdash;<br />
+Till worn with age, he dropped his spade,<br />
+And in the dust his bones were laid.<br />
+<br />
+As he now, mouldering, shares the doom<br />
+Of those he buried in the tomb;<br />
+So shall he, too, with them arise,<br />
+To share the judgment of the skies.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>An examination of Pateley Bridge Church registers proves that Darnbrough
+was one hundred and two years of age.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>An epitaph from Saddleworth, Yorkshire, tells us:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here was interred the body of <span class="smcap">John Broadbent</span>, Sexton, who departed
+this life, August 3rd, 1769, in the 73rd year of his age.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Forty-eight years, strange to tell,<br />
+He bore the bier and toll&#8217;d the bell,<br />
+And faithfully discharged his trust,<br />
+In &#8220;earth to earth&#8221; and &#8220;dust to dust.&#8221;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Cease to lament,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">His life is spent,</span><br />
+The grave is still his element;<br />
+His old friend Death knew &#8217;twas his sphere,<br />
+So kindly laid the sexton here.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>At Rothwell, near Leeds, an old sexton is buried in the church porch. A
+monumental inscription runs thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In memory of <span class="smcap">Thomas Flockton</span>, Sexton 59 years, buried<br />
+23rd day of February, 1783, aged 78 years.</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies within this porch so calm,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Old Thomas. Pray sound his knell,</span><br />
+Who thought no song was like a psalm&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">No music like a bell.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>At Darlington, there is a Latin epitaph over the remains of Richard
+Preston, which has been freely translated as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Under this marble are depos&#8217;d<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Poor <span class="smcap">Preston&#8217;s</span> sad remains.</span><br />
+Alas! too true for light-rob&#8217;d jest<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To sing in playful strains.</span><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span><br />
+Ye dread possessors of the grave,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who feed on others&#8217; woe,</span><br />
+Abstain from Richard&#8217;s small remains,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And grateful pity shew;</span><br />
+<br />
+For many a weighty corpse he gave<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To you with liberal hand;</span><br />
+Then sure his little body may<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Some small respect command.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The gravestone bears the date of 1765.</p>
+
+<p>Further examples might be included, but we have given sufficient to show
+the varied and curious epitaphs placed to the memory of parish clerks and
+sextons.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Punning Epitaphs.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">Puns</span> in epitaphs have been very common, and may be found in Greek and
+Latin, and still more plentifully in our English compositions. In the
+French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, and other languages, examples
+occur. Empedocles wrote an epitaph containing the paronomasia, or pun, on
+a physician named Pausanias, and it has by Merivale been happily
+translated:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Pausanias</span>&mdash;not so nam&#8217;d without a cause,<br />
+As one who oft has giv&#8217;n to pain a pause,<br />
+Blest son of &AElig;sculapius, good and wise,<br />
+Here, in his native Gela, buried lies;<br />
+Who many a wretch once rescu&#8217;d by his charms<br />
+From dark Persephone&#8217;s constraining arms.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Holy Trinity Church, Hull, is an example of a punning epitaph. It is on
+a slab in the floor of the north aisle of the nave, to the memory of &#8220;The
+Worshipful Joseph Field, twice Mayor of this town, and Merchant
+Adventurer.&#8221; He died in 1627, aged 63 years:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here is a Field sown, that at length must sprout,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>And &#8217;gainst the ripening harvest&#8217;s time break out,<br />
+When to that Husband it a crop shall yield<br />
+Who first did dress and till this new-sown Field;<br />
+Yet ere this Field you see this crop can give,<br />
+The seed first dies, that it again may live.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;"><i>Sit Deus amicus,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 5em;"><i>Sanctis, vel in Sepulchris spes est.</i></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On Bishop Theophilus Field, in Hereford Cathedral, ob. 1636, is another
+specimen:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The Sun that light unto three churches gave<br />
+Is set; this Field is buried in a grave.<br />
+This Sun shall rise, this Field renew his flowers,<br />
+This sweetness breathe for ages, not for hours.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>He was successively Bishop of Llandaff, St. Davids, and Hereford.</p>
+
+<p>The following rather singular epitaph, with a play upon the name, occurs
+in the chancel of Checkley Church, Staffordshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the Memory of the Reverend <span class="smcap">James Whitehall</span>, Rector of this place
+twenty and five years, who departed this life the second daie of
+March, 1644.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>White was his name, and whiter than this stone.<br />
+In hope of joyfole resurrection<br />
+Here lies that orthodox, that grave divine,<br />
+In wisdom trve, vertve did soe clearly shine;<br />
+One that could live and die as he hath done<br />
+Suffer&#8217;d not death but a translation.<br />
+Bvt ovt of charitie I&#8217;ll speake no more,<br />
+Lest his friends pine with sighs, with teares the poor.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>From Hornsea Church we have the epitaph of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> Will Day, gentleman; he lived
+thirty-four years, died May 22nd, 1616:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>If that man&#8217;s life be likened to a day,<br />
+One here interr&#8217;d in youth did lose a day,<br />
+By death, and yet no loss to him at all,<br />
+For he a threefold day gain&#8217;d by his fall;<br />
+One day of rest is bliss celestial.<br />
+Two days on earth by gifts terrestryall&mdash;<br />
+Three pounds at Christmas, three at Easter Day,<br />
+Given to the poure until the world&#8217;s last day,<br />
+This was no cause to heaven; but, consequent,<br />
+Who thither will, must tread the steps he went.<br />
+For why? Faith, Hope, and Christian Charity,<br />
+Perfect the house framed for eternity.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On the east wall of the chancel of Kettlethorpe Church, co. Lincoln, is a
+tablet to the memory of &#8220;Johannes Becke, quondam Rector istius ecclesi&aelig;,&#8221;
+who died 1597, with the following lines in old English characters:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>I am a <span class="smcap">Becke</span>, or river as you know,<br />
+And wat&#8217;rd here ye church, ye schole, ye pore,<br />
+While God did make my springes here for to flow:<br />
+But now my fountain stopt, it runs no more;<br />
+From Church and schole mi life ys now bereft,<br />
+But no ye pore four poundes I yearly left.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We may add that the stream of his charity still flows, and is yearly
+distributed amongst the poor of Kettlethorpe.</p>
+
+<p>Bishop Sanderson, in his &#8220;Survey of Lincoln<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span> Cathedral,&#8221; gives the
+following epitaph on Dr. William Cole, Dean of Lincoln, who died in 1600.
+The upper part of the stone, with Dr. Cole&#8217;s arms, is, or was lately, in
+the Cathedral, but the epitaph has been lost:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Reader, behold the pious pattern here<br />
+Of true devotion and of holy fear.<br />
+He sought God&#8217;s glory and the churches good.<br />
+Idle idol worship he withstood.<br />
+Yet dyed in peace, whose body here doth lie<br />
+In expectation of eternity.<br />
+And when the latter trump of heaven shall blow,<br />
+Cole, now rak&#8217;d up in ashes, then shall glow.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Here is another from Lincoln Cathedral, on Dr. Otwell Hill:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&#8217;Tis <span class="smcap">Otwell Hill</span>, a holy Hill,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And truly, sooth to say,</span><br />
+Upon this HILL be praised still<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The Lord both night and day.</span><br />
+Upon this Hill, this <span class="smcap">Hill</span> did cry<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Aloud the scripture letter,</span><br />
+And strove your wicked villains by<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Good conduct to make better.</span><br />
+And now this <span class="smcap">Hill</span>, tho&#8217; under stones,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Has the Lord&#8217;s Hill to lie on;</span><br />
+For Lincoln Hill has got his bones,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">His soul the Hill of Zion.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The <i>Guardian</i>, for 3rd Dec., 1873, gives the following epitaph as being
+in Lillington Church,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> Dorset, on the grave of a man named Cole, who died
+in 1669:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Reader, you have within this grave<br />
+A Cole rak&#8217;d up in dust.<br />
+His courteous Fate saw it was Late,<br />
+And that to Bed he must.<br />
+Soe all was swept up to be Kept<br />
+Alive until the day<br />
+The Trump shall blow it up and shew<br />
+The Cole but sleeping lay.<br />
+Then do not doubt the Coles not out<br />
+Though it in ashes lyes,<br />
+That little sparke now in the Darke<br />
+Will like the Ph&oelig;nyx rise.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Our next example was inscribed in Peterborough Cathedral, to the memory of
+Sir Richard Worme, ob. 1589:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Does Worm eat Worme? Knight Worme this truth confirms,<br />
+For here, with worms, lies Worme, a dish for worms.<br />
+Does worm eat Worme? sure Worme will this deny,<br />
+For Worme with worms, a dish for worms don&#8217;t lie.<br />
+&#8217;Tis so, and &#8217;tis not so, for free from worms<br />
+&#8217;Tis certain Worme is blest without his worms.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a person named Cave, at Barrow-on-Soar, Leicestershire, we have the
+following epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here, in this Grave, there lies a Cave.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">We call a Cave a Grave:</span><br />
+If Cave be Grave, and Grave be Cave,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 1em;">Then, reader, judge, I crave.</span><br />
+Whether doth Cave here lie in Grave,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Or Grave here lie in Cave;</span><br />
+If Grave in Cave here buried lie,<br />
+Then Grave, where is thy victory?<br />
+Go reader, and report, here lies a Cave,<br />
+Who conquers Death, and buries his own Grave.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Bletchley, ob. 1615, on Mrs. Rose Sparke:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Sixty-eight years a fragrant Rose she lasted,<br />
+Noe vile reproach her virtues ever blasted;<br />
+Her autumn past expects a glorious springe,<br />
+A second better life more flourishing.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Hearken unto me, ye holy children, and bud forth as a Rose.&mdash;Eccles.
+xxxix., 13.</p></div>
+
+<p>From several punning epitaphs on the name of Rose we give one more
+specimen. It is from Tawton Church, ob. 1652, on Rose Dart:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A Rose springing Branch no sooner bloom&#8217;d,<br />
+By Death&#8217;s impartial Dart lyes here entombed.<br />
+Tho&#8217; wither&#8217;d be the Bud, the stock relyes<br />
+On Christ, both sure by Faith and Hope to rise.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Barnstaple Church, ob. 1627, on Grace Medford, is an epitaph as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Scarce seven years old this Grace in glory ends,<br />
+Nature condemns, but Grace the change commends;<br />
+For Gracious children, tho&#8217; they die at seven,<br />
+Are heirs-apparent to the Court of Heaven.<br />
+Then grudge not nature at so short a Race;<br />
+Tho&#8217; short, yet sweet, for surely &#8217;twas God&#8217;s Grace.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>On a punster the following was written:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Beneath the gravel and these stones,<br />
+Lies poor <span class="smcap">Jack Tiffey&#8217;s</span> skin and bones;<br />
+His flesh I oft have heard him say,<br />
+He hoped in time would make good hay;<br />
+Quoth I, &#8220;How can that come to pass?&#8221;<br />
+And he replied, &#8220;All flesh is grass!&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Manxland Epitaphs.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">Several</span> of the churchyards in the Isle of Man contain monuments of more
+than local interest, and will repay a careful inspection. The ancient
+graveyard of Kirk Braddan, surrounded with beautiful trees, and situated
+in a secluded spot not far distant from the busy town of Douglas, is the
+most celebrated. It not only contains numerous modern tombstones of
+unusual interest, but some Runic monuments of importance which have given
+rise to some strange stories, and suggested a theme for the poet and a
+study for the antiquary.</p>
+
+<p>An old time-worn stone near the chief door of the church attracts much
+attention. It states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here underlyeth ye body of ye Reverend Mr. <span class="smcap">Patrick Thompson</span>, minister
+of God&#8217;s word forty years, at present Vicar of Kirk Braddan. Aged 67
+anno 1678. Deceased ye 24th of April 1689.</p></div>
+
+<p>It will be seen from the foregoing that the stone was prepared eleven
+years prior to the death of the vicar.</p>
+
+<p>Some of the gravestones bear records of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span> longevity, the most important
+being the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of <span class="smcap">Patrick M&#8217;Carrey</span> of Douglas, who departed this life the
+9th December 1851, aged 102 years; also in memory of <span class="smcap">Jane M&#8217;Carrey</span>,
+alias Leech, wife of the above-named <span class="smcap">Patrick M&#8217;Carrey</span>, who departed
+this life the 19th December 1851, aged 100 years. They lived together
+upwards of 70 years.</p></div>
+
+<p>It will be noticed that although the pair had lived together as man and
+wife for three score years and ten, the widow only lived ten days after
+the death of her husband. On many of the tombstones the maiden name of the
+wife is given, and preceding it is the word <i>alias</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Major Wilks, on his retirement from the Governorship of St. Helena, where
+he had the charge of the Emperor Napoleon, settled in the Isle of Man. He
+brought with him a black servant, who died a few years after leaving his
+native country. He was buried in this graveyard, and over his remains
+Major Wilks erected a stone bearing an inscription as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 3em;"><span class="smcap">Samuel Alley</span>,</span><br />
+An African, and native of St. Helena,<br />
+Died 28th May 1822, aged 18 years,<br />
+Born a slave, and exposed<br />
+In early life to the corrupt influence<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>Of that unhappy state, he became<br />
+A model of Truth and Probity, for<br />
+The more fortunate of any country<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Or condition.</span><br />
+This stone is erected by a grateful<br />
+Master to the memory of a faithful<br />
+Servant, who repaid the boon of<br />
+Liberty with unbounded attachment.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Governor Wilks was a gentleman of high character, personable and
+courtier-like manners. He was a writer of some ability, and was the author
+of a &#8220;History of the Mahratta War,&#8221; which Napoleon read and admired. The
+ex-Emperor greatly esteemed the Governor, and his departure from St.
+Helena, where it is said that he made many wise and lasting improvements,
+was much regretted. Shortly prior to leaving the island, Governor Wilks
+introduced his daughter to Napoleon, who, it is reported, looked at her
+with a pleasing smile and said, &#8220;I have long heard from various quarters
+of the superior elegance and beauty of Miss Wilks; but now I am convinced
+from my own eyes that report has scarcely done her sufficient justice,&#8221;
+and concluded by most politely bowing to Miss Wilks. In course of
+conversation he said, &#8220;You will be very glad to leave this island.&#8221; She
+replied &#8220;Oh no, sire; I am very sorry to go away.&#8221; &#8220;Oh!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> Mademoiselle, I
+wish I could change places with you.&#8221; He presented her with a bracelet in
+memory of her visit. She subsequently became Lady Buchan, and died in May,
+1888, at the advanced age of ninety-one years; and at the time of her
+death it was stated that &#8220;she was one of the last surviving persons who
+had a distinct recollection of the first Napoleon.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>There is a curious bit of lore connected with the estate of Governor Wilks
+in the Isle of Man; it is situated not far from Kirk Braddan, and called
+Kirby, a name corrupted from two Manx words, &#8220;Cur Bee,&#8221; meaning &#8220;Give
+food.&#8221; In the olden days the owner of the estate had to provide bed and
+board to the Bishop on his journey to and from England, and from this
+circumstance is derived its name.</p>
+
+<p>In the churchyard rest the mortal remains of the brother of Mrs. William
+Wordsworth, Captain Henry Hutchinson. The poet Wordsworth wrote the
+epitaph which appears on his tombstone. The inscription can only be read
+with great difficulty, and in a few years will be effaced by the effects
+of the weather on the tender stone. The following is a literal copy of the
+epitaph, and perhaps the only one which has been printed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Henry Hutchinson</span>,<br />
+born at Penrith, Cumberland,<br />
+14th June 1769.<br />
+At an early age he entered<br />
+upon a Seafaring life in the<br />
+course of which, being of a<br />
+thoughtful mind, he attained<br />
+great skill, and knowledge<br />
+of his Profession, and endured<br />
+in all climates severe<br />
+hardships with exemplary<br />
+courage &amp; fortitude. The<br />
+latter part of his life, was<br />
+passed with a beloved Sister<br />
+upon this Island. He died at<br />
+Douglas the 23rd of May 1839,<br />
+much lamented by his Kindred<br />
+&amp; Friends who have erected<br />
+this stone to testify their<br />
+sense of his mild virtues<br />
+&amp; humble piety.</p>
+
+<p>Hutchinson wrote poetry of much merit, and one of his sonnets is included
+in the works of Wordsworth. It is autobiographical in its character, and
+is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>From early youth I ploughed the restless Main,<br />
+My mind as restless and as apt to change;<br />
+Through every clime and ocean did I range,<br />
+In hope at length a competence to gain;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>For poor to Sea I went, and poor I still remain.<br />
+Year after year I strove, but strove in vain,<br />
+And hardships manifold did I endure,<br />
+For Fortune on me never deigned to smile;<br />
+Yet I at last a resting place have found,<br />
+With just enough life&#8217;s comforts to procure,<br />
+In a snug Cove on this our favoured Isle,<br />
+A peaceful spot where Nature&#8217;s gifts abound;<br />
+Then sure I have no reason to complain,<br />
+Though poor to Sea I went, and poor I still remain.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Inside the church there is another monument of some literary interest,
+placed to the memory of the Rev. John Kelly, <span class="smcaplc">LL.D.</span>, <span class="smcaplc">J.P.</span>, etc., Rector of
+Copford, near Colchester. He was the compiler of a polyglot dictionary in
+the Manx, Gaelic, and Erse languages. The work has quite a romantic
+history. We are told, &#8220;whilst conveying the manuscript, on which he had
+spent much time and care, to England, he was wrecked between Ramsey and
+Whitehaven, but, with great fortitude, he supported himself on the sea,
+and held the manuscript at arm&#8217;s-length above the waters for the space of
+five hours.&#8221; Several other interesting tablets are inside the church.</p>
+
+<p>There is a striking monument in the churchyard to the memory of Lord Henry
+Murray, fifth son of the Duke of Atholl. The inscription states&mdash;&#8220;This
+sincere testimonial of affection and deep regret for their commander and
+their friend is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> erected by the officers of the regiment.&#8221; He was the
+Lieutenant-Colonel Commandant of the Royal Manx Fencibles, and died in
+1805, at the age of thirty-eight years.</p>
+
+<p>In the Kirk Braddan Cemetery, situated not far from the old churchyard, is
+buried John Martin, the celebrated artist, and brother of the notorious
+Jonathan Martin, who set fire to York Minster, and the eccentric William
+Martin, the anti-Newtonian philosopher. Martin painted some remarkable
+pictures, and was a man of genius. He was one of the most popular artists
+of his day, although he was never a member of the Royal Academy. According
+to the local guide-books, &#8220;his latest productions,&mdash;&#8216;The Great Day of His
+Wrath,&#8217; &#8216;The Day of Judgment,&#8217; and &#8216;The Plains of Heaven,&#8217;&mdash;owe much of
+their atmospheric grandeur and scenery to the residence of the painter on
+this island.&#8221; A marble slab on a large square vault bears the following
+inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of <span class="smcap">John Martin</span>, historical painter, born at Haydon Bridge,
+Northumberland, 19th July 1789, died at Douglas, Isle of Man, 17th
+February 1854.</p></div>
+
+<p>Martin was a man greatly esteemed, and did much to promote intercourse
+between men and women devoted to literature, science, and art.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> Mr. Samuel
+Carter Hall, in his pleasant &#8220;Memoirs of Great Men,&#8221; supplies a genial
+sketch of this artist. &#8220;Martin, like so many other artists,&#8221; says Mr.
+Hall, &#8220;had a terrible wrestle with adversity on his way to fame. I
+remember his telling me that once he &#8216;owned&#8217; a shilling; it was needful to
+hoard it, but, being very hungry, he entered a baker&#8217;s shop to buy a penny
+loaf. To his shame and dismay, he found the shilling was a bad one. &#8216;So
+long afterwards,&#8217; added the painter, then at the realisation of his hopes
+and aims, &#8216;when I had a shilling, I took care to get it changed into
+penny-pieces.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>A gravestone in the churchyard of Santon Parish Church contains the
+following curious inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here, friend, is little Daniel&#8217;s tomb&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To Joseph&#8217;s age he did arrive.</span><br />
+Sloth killing thousands in their bloom,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">While labour kept poor Dan alive.</span><br />
+How strange, yet true, full seventy years<br />
+Was his wife happy in her tears!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Daniel Tear</span> died 9th December 1707, aged 110 years.</p></div>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Epitaphs on Notable Persons.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">We</span> have under this heading some curious graveyard gleanings on remarkable
+men and women. Our first is from a tombstone erected in the churchyard of
+Spofforth, at the cost of Lord Dundas, telling the remarkable career of
+John Metcalf, better known as &#8220;Blind Jack of Knaresborough&#8221;:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies <span class="smcap">John Metcalf</span>, one whose infant sight<br />
+Felt the dark pressure of an endless night;<br />
+Yet such the fervour of his dauntless mind,<br />
+His limbs full strung, his spirits unconfined,<br />
+That, long ere yet life&#8217;s bolder years began,<br />
+The sightless efforts mark&#8217;d th&#8217; aspiring man;<br />
+Nor mark&#8217;d in vain&mdash;high deeds his manhood dared,<br />
+And commerce, travel, both his ardour shared.<br />
+&#8217;Twas his a guide&#8217;s unerring aid to lend&mdash;<br />
+O&#8217;er trackless wastes to bid new roads extend;<br />
+And, when rebellion reared her giant size,<br />
+&#8217;Twas his to burn with patriot enterprise;<br />
+For parting wife and babes, a pang to feel,<br />
+Then welcome danger for his country&#8217;s weal.<br />
+Reader, like him, exert thy utmost talent given!<br />
+Reader, like him, adore the bounteous hand of Heaven.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>He died on the 26th of April, 1801, in the 93rd year of his age.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>A few jottings respecting Metcalf will probably be read with interest. At
+the age of six years he lost his sight by an attack of small-pox. Three
+years later he joined the boys in their bird-nesting exploits, and climbed
+trees to share the plunder. When he had reached thirteen summers he was
+taught music, and soon became a proficient performer; he also learned to
+ride and swim, and was passionately fond of field-sports. At the age of
+manhood it is said his mind possessed a self-dependence rarely enjoyed by
+those who have the perfect use of their faculties; his body was well in
+harmony with his mind, for when twenty-one years of age he was six feet
+one and a half inches in height, strong and robust in proportion. At the
+age of twenty-five, he was engaged as a musician at Harrogate. About this
+time he was frequently employed during the dark nights as a guide over the
+moors and wilds, then abundant in the neighbourhood of Knaresborough. He
+was a lover of horse-racing, and often rode his own animals. His horses he
+so tamed that when he called them by their respective names they came to
+him, thus enabling him to find his own amongst any number and without
+trouble. Particulars of the marriage of this individual read like a
+romance.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span> A Miss Benson, the daughter of an innkeeper, reciprocated the
+affections of our hero; however, the suitor did not please the parents of
+the &#8220;fair lady,&#8221; and they selected a Mr. Dickinson as her future husband.
+Metcalf, hearing that the object of his affection was to be married the
+following day to the young man selected by her father, hastened to free
+her by inducing the damsel to elope with him. Next day they were made man
+and wife, to the great surprise of all who knew them, and to the
+disappointment of the intended son-in-law. To all it was a matter of
+wonder how a handsome woman as any in the country, the pride of the place,
+could link her future with &#8220;Blind Jack,&#8221; and, for his sake, reject the
+many good offers made her. But the bride set the matter at rest by
+declaring: &#8220;His actions are so singular, and his spirit so manly and
+enterprising, that I could not help it.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>It is worthy of note that he was the first to set up, for the public
+accommodation of visitors to Harrogate, a four-wheeled chaise and a
+one-horse chair; these he kept for two seasons. He next bought horses and
+went to the coast for fish, which he conveyed to Leeds and Manchester. In
+1745, when the rebellion broke out in <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>Scotland, he joined a regiment of
+volunteers raised by Colonel Thornton, a patriotic gentleman, for the
+defence of the House of Hanover. Metcalf shared with his comrades all the
+dangers of the campaign. He was defeated at Falkirk, and victorious at
+Culloden. He was the first to set up (in 1754) a stage-waggon between York
+and Knaresborough, which he conducted himself twice a week in summer, and
+once a week in winter. This employment he followed until he commenced
+contracting for road-making. His first contract was for making three miles
+of road between Minskip and Ferrensby. He afterwards erected bridges and
+houses, and made hundreds of miles of roads in Yorkshire, Lancashire,
+Cheshire, and Derbyshire. He was a dealer in timber and hay, of which he
+measured and calculated the solid contents by a peculiar method of his
+own. The hay he always measured with his arms, and, having learned the
+height, he could tell the number of square yards in the stack. When he
+went out, he always carried with him a stout staff some inches taller than
+himself, which was of great service both in his travels and measurements.
+In 1778 he lost his wife, after thirty-nine years of conjugal felicity, in
+the sixty-first year of her age.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> She was interred at Stockport. Four
+years later he left Lancashire, and settled at the pleasant rural village
+of Spofforth, not far distant from the town of his nativity. With a
+daughter, he resided on a small farm until he died, in 1801. At the time
+of his decease, his descendants were four children, twenty grandchildren,
+and ninety great-grandchildren.</p>
+
+<p>In &#8220;Yorkshire Longevity,&#8221; compiled by Mr. William Grainge, of Harrogate, a
+most painstaking writer on local history, will be found an interesting
+account of Henry Jenkins, a celebrated Yorkshireman. It is stated: &#8220;In the
+year 1743, a monument was erected, by subscription, in Bolton churchyard,
+to the memory of Jenkins: it consists of a square base of freestone, four
+feet four inches on each side, by four feet six inches in height,
+surmounted by a pyramid eleven feet high. On the east side is inscribed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">This monument was<br />
+erected by contribution,<br />
+in ye year 1743, to ye memory<br />
+of <span class="smcap">Henry Jenkins</span>.</p>
+
+<p>On the west side:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Henry Jenkins</span>,<br />
+Aged 169.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>In the church on a mural tablet of black marble, is inscribed the
+following epitaph, composed by Dr. Thomas Chapman, Master of Magdalen
+College, Cambridge:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Blush not, marble,<br />
+to rescue from oblivion<br />
+the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Henry Jenkins</span>:<br />
+a person obscure in birth,<br />
+but of a life truly memorable;<br />
+for<br />
+he was enriched<br />
+with the goods of nature,<br />
+if not of fortune,<br />
+and happy<br />
+in the duration,<br />
+if not variety,<br />
+of his enjoyments;<br />
+and,<br />
+tho&#8217; the partial world<br />
+despised and disregarded<br />
+his low and humble state,<br />
+the equal eye of Providence<br />
+beheld, and blessed it<br />
+with a patriarch&#8217;s health and length of days;<br />
+to teach mistaken man,<br />
+these blessings were entailed on temperance,<br />
+or, a life of labour and a mind at ease.<br />
+<br />
+He lived to the amazing age of 169;<br />
+was interred here, Dec. 6, (or 9,) 1670,<br />
+and had this justice done to his memory 1743.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>This inscription is a proof that learned men, and masters of colleges, are
+not always exempt from the infirmity of writing nonsense. Passing over the
+modest request to the <i>black marble</i> not to blush, because, it may <i>feel</i>
+itself degraded by bearing the name of the plebeian Jenkins, when it ought
+only to have been appropriated to kings and nobles, we find but
+questionable philosophy in this inappropriate composition.</p>
+
+<p>The multitude of great events which took place during the lifetime of this
+man are truly wonderful and astonishing. He lived under the rule of nine
+sovereigns of England&mdash;Henry VII., Henry VIII., Edward VI., Mary,
+Elizabeth, James I., Charles I., Oliver Cromwell, and Charles II. He was
+born when the Roman Catholic religion was established by law. He saw the
+dissolution of the monasteries, and the faith of the nation changed;
+Popery established a second time by Queen Mary; Protestantism restored by
+Elizabeth; the Civil War between Charles and the Parliament begun and
+ended; Monarchy abolished; the young Republic of England, arbiter of the
+destinies of Europe; and the restoration of Monarchy under the libertine
+Charles II. During his time, England was invaded by the Scotch; a
+Scottish<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> King was slain, and a Scottish Queen beheaded in England; a King
+of Spain and a King of Scotland were Kings in England; three Queens and
+one King were beheaded in England in his days; and fire and plague alike
+desolated London. His lifetime time appears like that of a nation, more
+than an individual, so long was it extended and so crowded was it with
+such great events.</p>
+
+<p>The foregoing many incidents remind us of the well-known Scottish epitaph
+on Margery Scott, who died February 26th, 1728, at Dunkeld, at the extreme
+age of one hundred years. According to Chambers&#8217;s &#8220;Domestic Annals of
+Scotland,&#8221; the following epitaph was composed for her by Alexander
+Pennecuik, but never inscribed, and it has been preserved by the reverend
+statist of the parish, as a whimsical statement of historical facts
+comprehended within the life of an individual:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Stop, passenger, until my life you read,<br />
+The living may get knowledge from the dead.<br />
+Five times five years I led a virgin life,<br />
+Five times five years I was a virtuous wife;<br />
+Ten times five years I lived a widow chaste,<br />
+Now tired of this mortal life I rest.<br />
+Betwixt my cradle and my grave hath been<br />
+Eight mighty kings of Scotland and a queen.<br />
+Full twice five years the Commonwealth I saw,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>Ten times the subjects rise against the law;<br />
+And, which is worse than any civil war,<br />
+A king arraigned before the subject&#8217;s bar.<br />
+Swarms of sectarians, hot with hellish rage,<br />
+Cut off his royal head upon the stage.<br />
+Twice did I see old prelacy pulled down,<br />
+And twice the cloak did sink beneath the gown.<br />
+I saw the Stuart race thrust out; nay, more,<br />
+I saw our country sold for English ore;<br />
+Our numerous nobles, who have famous been,<br />
+Sunk to the lowly number of sixteen.<br />
+Such desolation in my days have been,<br />
+I have an end of all perfection seen!</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A footnote states: &#8220;The minister&#8217;s version is here corrected from one of
+the <i>Gentleman&#8217;s Magazines</i> for January, 1733; but both are incorrect,
+there having been during 1728 and the one hundred preceding years no more
+than six kings of Scotland.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Rowland Deakin died in 1791, aged 95, and was buried in Astley churchyard,
+near Shrewsbury. His epitaph is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Many years I&#8217;ve seen, and<br />
+Many things I have known,<br />
+Five Kings, two Queens,<br />
+And a Usurper on the throne;<br />
+But now lie sleeping in the dust<br />
+As you, dear reader, shortly must.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Scott&#8217;s &#8220;Tales of a Grandfather,&#8221; there is an account of the Battle of
+Lillyard&#8217;s Edge,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span> which was fought in 1545. The spot on which the battle
+occurred is so called from an Amazonian Scottish woman, who is reported,
+by tradition, to have distinguished herself in the fight. An inscription
+which was placed on her tombstone was legible within the present century,
+and is said to have run thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Fair Maiden <span class="smcap">Lillyard</span> lies under this stane,<br />
+Little was her stature, but great was her fame;<br />
+Upon the English louns she laid mony thumps,<br />
+And when her legs were cutted off, she fought upon her stumps.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The tradition says that a beautiful young lady, called Lillyard, followed
+her lover from the little village of Maxton, and when she saw him fall in
+battle, rushed herself into the heat of the fight, and was killed, after
+slaying several of the English.</p>
+
+<p>In Bolton churchyard, Lancashire, is a gravestone of considerable
+historical interest. It has been incorrectly printed in several books and
+magazines, but we are able to give a literal copy drawn from a carefully
+compiled &#8220;History of Bolton,&#8221; by John D. Briscoe:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">John Okey</span>,</p>
+
+<p>The servant of God, was borne in London, 1608, came into this toune in
+1629, married Mary, daughter of James Crompton, of Breightmet, 1635,
+with whom he lived <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>comfortably 20 yeares, &amp; begot 4 sons and 6
+daughters. Since then he lived sole till the da of his death. In his
+time were many great changes, &amp; terrible alterations&mdash;18 yeares Civil
+Wars in England, besides many dreadful sea fights&mdash;the crown or
+command of England changed 8 times, Episcopacy laid aside 14 yeares;
+London burnt by Papists, and more stately built againe; Germany wasted
+300 miles; 200,000 protestants murdered in Ireland, by the Papists;
+this toune thrice stormed&mdash;once taken, &amp; plundered. He went throw many
+troubles and divers conditions, found rest, joy, &amp; happines only in
+holines&mdash;the faith, feare, and loue of God in Jesus Christ. He died
+the 29 of Ap and lieth here buried, 1684. Come Lord Jesus, o come
+quickly. Holiness is man&#8217;s happines.</p>
+
+<p class="center">[<span class="smcaplc">THE ARMS OF OKEY.</span>]</p></div>
+
+<p>We gather from Mr. Briscoe&#8217;s history that Okey was a woolcomber, and came
+from London to superintend some works at Bolton, where he married the
+niece of the proprietor, and died in affluence.</p>
+
+<p>Bradley, the &#8220;Yorkshire Giant,&#8221; was buried in the Market Weighton Church,
+and on a marble monument the following inscription appears:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Bradley</span>,<br />
+(Of Market Weighton,)<br />
+Who died May 30th, 1820,<br />
+Aged 33 years.<br />
+He measured<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>Seven feet nine inches in Height,<br />
+and Weighed<br />
+twenty-seven stones.</p>
+
+<p>On exhibiting himself at Hull Fair, in 1815, he issued a hand-bill, and
+the following is a copy of it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To be seen during the fair, at the house, No. 10, Queen Street, Mr.
+Bradley, the most wonderful and surprising Yorkshire Giant, 7 feet 9
+inches high, weighs 27 stones; who has had the honour of being
+introduced to their Majesties &amp; Royal Family at Windsor, where he was
+most graciously received. A more surprising instance of gigantic
+stature has never been beheld, or exhibited in any other kingdom;
+being proportionate in all respects, the sight of him never fails to
+give universal gratification, &amp; will fill the beholder&#8217;s eyes with
+wonder &amp; astonishment. He is allowed by the greatest judges to surpass
+all men ever yet seen. Admittance one shilling.</p></div>
+
+<p>In &#8220;Celebrities of the Yorkshire Wolds,&#8221; by Frederick Ross, an interesting
+sketch of Bradley is given. Mr. Ross states that he was a man of temperate
+habits, and never drank anything stronger than water, milk, or tea, and
+was a very moderate eater.</p>
+
+<p>In Hampsthwaite churchyard was interred a &#8220;Yorkshire Dwarf.&#8221; Her
+gravestone states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In memory of <span class="smcap">Jane Ridsdale</span>, daughter of George and Isabella Ridsdale,
+of Hampsthwaite, who died at Swinton Hall, in the parish of Masham, on
+the 2nd day of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> January, 1828, in the 59th year of her age. Being in
+stature only 31&#189; inches high.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Blest be the hand divine which gently laid<br />
+My head at rest beneath the humble shade;<br />
+Then be the ties of friendship dear;<br />
+Let no rude hand disturb my body here.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In the burial-ground of St. Martin&#8217;s, Stamford, is a gravestone to
+Lambert, a man of surprising corpulency:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In remembrance of that prodigy in nature,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Daniel Lambert</span>,<br />
+a native of Leicester,<br />
+who was possessed of an excellent and convivial mind, and<br />
+in personal greatness had no competitor.<br />
+He measured three feet one inch round the leg, nine feet four<br />
+inches round the body, and weighed 52 stones 11 lbs.<br />
+(14 lb. to the stone).<br />
+He departed this life on the 21st of June, 1809, aged 39 years.<br />
+As a testimony of respect, this stone was erected by his<br />
+friends in Leicester.</p>
+
+<p>Respecting the burial of Lambert we gather from a sketch of his life the
+following particulars: &#8220;His coffin, in which there was a great difficulty
+to place him, was six feet four inches long, four feet four inches wide,
+and two feet four inches deep; the immense substance of his legs made it
+necessarily a square case. This coffin, which consisted of 112 superficial
+feet of elm, was built on two axle-trees, and four cog-wheels. Upon<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span> these
+his remains were rolled into his grave, which was in the new burial-ground
+at the back of St. Martin&#8217;s Church. A regular descent was made by sloping
+it for some distance. It was found necessary to take down the window and
+wall of the room in which he lay to allow of his being taken away.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>In St. Peter&#8217;s churchyard, Isle of Thanet, a gravestone bears the
+following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of Mr. <span class="smcap">Richard Joy</span> called the<br />
+Kentish Samson<br />
+Died May 18th 1742 aged 67</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Hercules Hero Famed for Strength<br />
+At last Lies here his Breadth and Length<br />
+See how the mighty man is fallen<br />
+To Death ye strong and weak are all one<br />
+And the same Judgment doth Befall<br />
+Goliath Great or David small.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Joy was invited to Court to exhibit his remarkable feats of strength. In
+1699 his portrait was published, and appended to it was an account of his
+prodigious physical power.</p>
+
+<p>The next epitaph is from St. James&#8217;s Cemetery, Liverpool:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Reader pause. Deposited beneath are the remains of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Sarah Biffin</span>,</p>
+
+<p>who was born without arms or hands, at Quantox Head, County of
+Somerset, 25th of October, 1784, died at <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>Liverpool, 2nd October,
+1850. Few have passed through the vale of life so much the child of
+hapless fortune as the deceased: and yet possessor of mental
+endowments of no ordinary kind. Gifted with singular talents as an
+Artist, thousands have been gratified with the able productions of her
+pencil! whilst versatile conversation and agreeable manners elicited
+the admiration of all. This tribute to one so universally admired is
+paid by those who were best acquainted with the character it so
+briefly portrays. Do any inquire otherwise&mdash;the answer is supplied in
+the solemn admonition of the Apostle&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Now no longer the subject of tears,<br />
+Her conflict and trials are o&#8217;er<br />
+In the presence of God she appears<br />
+<span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span></td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>Our correspondent, Mrs. Charlotte Jobling, from whom we received the
+above, says: &#8220;The remainder is buried. It stands against the wall, and
+does not appear to now mark the grave of Miss Biffin.&#8221; Mr. Henry Morley,
+in his &#8220;Memoirs of Bartholomew Fair,&#8221; writing about the fair of 1799,
+mentions Miss Biffin. &#8220;She was found,&#8221; says Mr. Morley, &#8220;in the Fair, and
+assisted by the Earl of Morton, who sat for his likeness to her, always
+taking the unfinished picture away with him when he left, that he might
+prove it to be all the work of her own shoulder. When it was done he laid
+it before George III., in the year 1808; he obtained the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span> King&#8217;s favour
+for Miss Biffin; and caused her to receive, at his own expense, further
+instruction in her art from Mr. Craig. For the last twelve years of his
+life he maintained a correspondence with her; and, after having enjoyed
+favour from two King Georges, she received from William IV. a small
+pension, with which, at the Earl&#8217;s request, she retired from a life among
+caravans. But fourteen years later, having been married in the interval,
+she found it necessary to resume, as Mrs. Wright, late Miss Biffin, her
+business as a skilful miniature painter, in one or two of our chief
+provincial towns.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The following on Butler, the author of &#8220;Hudibras,&#8221; merits a place in our
+pages. The first inscription is from St. Paul&#8217;s, Covent Garden:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Butler</span>, the celebrated author of &#8220;Hudibras,&#8221; was buried in this
+church. Some of the inhabitants, understanding that so famous a man
+was there buried, and regretting that neither stone nor inscription
+recorded the event, raised a subscription for the purpose of erecting
+something to his memory. Accordingly, an elegant tablet has been put
+up in the portico of the church, bearing a medallion of that great
+man, which was taken from his monument in Westminster Abbey.</p></div>
+
+<p>The following lines were contributed by Mr.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> O&#8217;Brien, and are engraved
+beneath the medallion:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A few plain men, to pomp and pride unknown,<br />
+O&#8217;er a poor bard have rais&#8217;d this humble stone,<br />
+Whose wants alone his genius could surpass,<br />
+Victim of zeal! the matchless &#8220;Hudibras.&#8221;<br />
+What, tho&#8217; fair freedom suffer&#8217;d in his page,<br />
+Reader, forgive the author&mdash;for the age.<br />
+How few, alas! disdain to cringe and cant,<br />
+When &#8217;tis the mode to play the sycophant,<br />
+But oh! let all be taught, from <span class="smcap">Butler&#8217;s</span> fate,<br />
+Who hope to make their fortunes by the great;<br />
+That wit and pride are always dangerous things,<br />
+And little faith is due to courts or kings.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The erection of the above monument was the occasion of this very good
+epigram by Mr. S. Wesley:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Whilst <span class="smcap">Butler</span> (needy wretch!) was yet alive,<br />
+No gen&#8217;rous patron would a dinner give;<br />
+See him, when starv&#8217;d to death, and turn&#8217;d to dust,<br />
+Presented with a monumental bust!<br />
+The poet&#8217;s fate is here in emblem shown,<br />
+He ask&#8217;d for bread, and he received a stone.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>It is worth remarking that the poet was starving, while his prince,
+Charles II., always carried a &#8220;Hudibras&#8221; in his pocket.</p>
+
+<p>The inscription on his monument in Westminster Abbey is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+Sacred to the Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Samuel Butler</span>,</p>
+
+<p>Who was born at Strensham, in Worcestershire, 1612, and died at
+London, 1680; a man of uncommon learning, wit, and probity: as
+admirable for the product of his genius, as unhappy in the rewards of
+them. His satire, exposing the hypocrisy and wickedness of the rebels,
+is such an inimitable piece, that, as he was the first, he may be said
+to be the last writer in his peculiar manner. That he, who, when
+living, wanted almost everything, might not, after death, any longer
+want so much as a tomb, John Barber, citizen of London, erected this
+monument 1721.</p></div>
+
+<p>Here are a few particulars respecting an oddity, furnished by a
+correspondent: &#8220;Died, at High Wycombe, Bucks, on the 24th May, 1837, Mr.
+John Guy, aged 64. His remains were interred in Hughenden churchyard, near
+Wycombe. On a marble slab, on the lid of his coffin, is the following
+inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here, without nail or shroud, doth lie<br />
+Or covered by a pall, <span class="smcap">John Guy</span>.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Born May 17th, 1773.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Died &mdash;&mdash; 24th, 1837.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On his gravestone these lines are inscribed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>In coffin made without a nail,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Without a shroud his limbs to hide;</span><br />
+For what can pomp or show avail,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Or velvet pall, to swell the pride.</span><br />
+Here lies <span class="smcap">John Guy</span> beneath this sod,<br />
+Who lov&#8217;d his friends, and fear&#8217;d his God.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>This eccentric gentleman was possessed of considerable property, and was a
+native of Gloucestershire. His grave and coffin were made under his
+directions more than a twelvemonth before his death; the inscription on
+the tablet on his coffin, and the lines placed upon his gravestone, were
+his own composition. He gave all necessary orders for the conducting of
+his funeral, and five shillings were wrapped in separate pieces of paper
+for each of the bearers. The coffin was of singular beauty and neatness in
+workmanship, and looked more like a piece of tasteful cabinet-work
+intended for a drawing-room, than a receptacle for the dead.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Near the great door of the Abbey of St. Peter, Gloucester, says Mr. Henry
+Calvert Appleby, at the bottom of the body of the building, is a marble
+monument to John Jones, dressed in the robes of an alderman, painted in
+different colours. Underneath the effigy, on a tablet of black marble, are
+the following words:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">John Jones</span>, alderman, thrice mayor of the city, burgess of the
+Parliament at the time of the gunpowder treason; registrar to eight
+several Bishops of this diocese.</p></div>
+
+<p>He died in the sixth year of the reign of King Charles I., on the first of
+June, 1630. He gave orders for his monument to be raised in his lifetime.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
+When the workmen had fixed it up, he found fault with it, remarking that
+the <i>nose was too red</i>. While they were altering it, he walked up and down
+the body of the church. He then said that he had himself almost finished,
+so he paid off the men, and died the next morning.</p>
+
+<p>The next epitaph from Newark, Nottinghamshire, furnishes a chapter of
+local history:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Sacred to the memory<br />
+Of <span class="smcap">Hercules Clay</span>, Alderman of Newark,<br />
+Who died in the year of his Mayoralty,<br />
+Jan. 1, 1644.<br />
+On the 5th of March, 1643,<br />
+He and his family were preserved<br />
+By the Divine Providence<br />
+From the thunderbolt of a terrible cannon<br />
+Which had been levelled against his house<br />
+By the Besiegers,<br />
+And entirely destroyed the same.<br />
+Out of gratitude for this deliverance,<br />
+He has taken care<br />
+To perpetuate the remembrance thereof<br />
+By an alms to the poor and a sermon;<br />
+By this means<br />
+Raising to himself a Monument<br />
+More durable than Brass.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>The thund&#8217;ring Cannon sent forth from its mouth the devouring Flames<br />
+Against my Household Gods, and yours, O Newark.<br />
+The Ball, thus thrown, Involved the House in Ruin;<br />
+But by a Divine Admonition from Heaven I was saved,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>Being thus delivered by a strength Greater than that of Hercules,<br />
+And having been drawn out of the deep Clay,<br />
+I now inhabit the stars on high.<br />
+Now, Rebel, direct thy unavailing Fires at Heaven,<br />
+Art thou afraid to fight against God&mdash;thou<br />
+Who hast been a Murderer of His People?<br />
+Thou durst not, Coward, scatter thy Flames<br />
+Whilst Charles is lord of earth and skies.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p class="center">Also of his beloved wife<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary</span> (by the gift of God)<br />
+Partaker of the same felicity.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Wee too made one by his decree<br />
+That is but one in Trinity,<br />
+Did live as one till death came in<br />
+And made us two of one agen;<br />
+Death was much blamed for our divorce,<br />
+But striving how he might doe worse<br />
+By killing th&#8217; one as well as th&#8217; other,<br />
+He fairely brought us both togeather,<br />
+Our soules together where death dare not come,<br />
+Our bodyes lye interred beneath this tomb,<br />
+Wayting the resurrection of the just,<br />
+O knowe thyself (O man), thou art but dust.<a name='fna_2' id='fna_2' href='#f_2'><small>[2]</small></a></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>It is stated that Charles II., in a gay moment, asked Rochester to write
+his epitaph. Rochester immediately wrote:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies our mutton-eating king,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Whose word no man relied on;</span><br />
+Who never said a foolish thing,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Nor ever did a wise one.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>On which the King wrote the following comment:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>If death could speak, the king would say,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In justice to his crown,</span><br />
+His <i>acts</i> they were the ministers&#8217;s,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">His words they were his own.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Mr. Thomas Broadbent Trowsdale tells us: &#8220;In the fine old church of
+Chepstow, Monmouthshire, nearly opposite the reading-desk, is a memorial
+stone with the following curious acrostic inscription, in capital
+letters:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">Here Sept.</span> 9th, 1680,<br />
+<span class="smcaplc">WAS BURIED<br />
+A True Born Englishman</span>,</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Who, in Berkshire, was well known<br />
+To love his country&#8217;s freedom &#8217;bove his own:<br />
+But being immured full twenty years<br />
+Had time to write, as doth appears&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcaplc">HIS EPITAPH.</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td>H ere or elsewhere (all&#8217;s one to you or me)<br />
+E arth, Air, or Water gripes my ghostly dust,<br />
+N one knows how soon to be by fire set free;<br />
+R eader, if you an old try&#8217;d rule will trust,<br />
+Y ou&#8217;ll gladly do and suffer what you must.<br />
+<br />
+M y time was spent in serving you and you,<br />
+A nd death&#8217;s my pay, it seems, and welcome too;<br />
+R evenge destroying but itself, while I<br />
+T o birds of prey leave my old cage and fly;<br />
+E xamples preach to the eye&mdash;care then (mine says),<br />
+N ot how you end, but how you spend your days.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span>&#8220;This singular epitaph points out the last resting-place of Henry Marten,
+one of the judges who condemned King Charles I. to the scaffold. On the
+Restoration, Marten was sentenced to perpetual imprisonment, Chepstow
+Castle being selected as the place of his incarceration. There he died in
+1680, in the twenty-eighth year of his captivity, and seventy-eighth of
+his age. He was originally interred in the chancel of the church; but a
+subsequent vicar of Chepstow, Chest by name, who carried his petty party
+animosities even beyond the grave, had the dead man&#8217;s dust removed,
+averring that he would not allow the body of a regicide to lie so near the
+altar. And so it was that Marten&#8217;s memorial came to occupy its present
+position in the passage leading from the nave to the north aisle. We are
+told that one Mr. Downton, a son-in-law of this pusillanimous parson,
+touched to the quick by his relative&#8217;s harsh treatment of poor Marten&#8217;s
+inanimate remains, retorted by writing this satirical epitaph for the Rev.
+Mr. Chest&#8217;s tombstone:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies at rest, I do protest,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">One <span class="smcap">Chest</span> within another!</span><br />
+The chest of wood was very good,&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who says so of the other?</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>&#8220;Some doubt has been thrown on the probability of a man of Marten&#8217;s
+culture having written, as is implied in the inscription, the epitaph
+which has a place on his memorial.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;The regicide was a son of Sir Henry Marten, a favourite of the first
+James, and by him appointed Principal Judge of the Admiralty and Dean of
+Arches. Young Henry was himself a prominent person during the period of
+the disastrous Civil War, and was elected Member of Parliament for
+Berkshire in 1640. He was, in politics, a decided Republican, and threw in
+his lot with the Roundhead followers of sturdy Oliver. When the tide of
+popular favour turned in Charles II.&#8217;s direction, and Royalty was
+reinstated, Marten and the rest of the regicides were brought to judgment
+for signing the death warrant of their monarch. The consequence, in
+Marten&#8217;s case, was life-long imprisonment, as we have seen, in Chepstow
+Castle.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Next is a copy of an acrostic epitaph from Tewkesbury Abbey.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here lyeth the body of <span class="smcap">Thomas Merrett</span>, of Tewkesbury,
+Barber-chirurgeon, who departed this life the 22nd day of October,
+1699.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>T hough only Stone Salutes the reader&#8217;s eye,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>H ere (in deep silence) precious dust doth lye,<br />
+O bscurely Sleeping in Death&#8217;s mighty store,<br />
+M ingled with common earth till time&#8217;s no more,<br />
+A gainst Death&#8217;s Stubborne laws, who dares repine,<br />
+S ince So much Merrett did his life resigne.<br />
+<br />
+M urmurs and Teares are useless in the grave,<br />
+E lse hee whole Vollies at his Tomb might have.<br />
+R est in Peace; who like a faithful steward,<br />
+R epair&#8217;d the Church, the Poore and needy cur&#8217;d;<br />
+E ternall mansions do attend the Just,<br />
+T o clothe with Immortality their dust,<br />
+T ainted (whilst under ground) with wormes and rust.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Irongray a table stone, reared by Sir Walter Scott,
+commemorates Helen Walker, the prototype of Jeanie Deans, whose integrity
+and tenderness are, in his &#8220;Heart of Midlothian,&#8221; so admirably portrayed
+by that great novelist. The following is the inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">This stone was erected<br />
+by the author of Waverley<br />
+to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Helen Walker</span>,<br />
+who died in the year of God 1791.<br />
+This humble individual practised in real<br />
+life the virtues<br />
+with which fiction has invested<br />
+the imaginary character of<br />
+Jeanie Deans;<br />
+refusing the slightest departure<br />
+from veracity,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>even to save the life of a sister,<br />
+she nevertheless showed her<br />
+kindness and fortitude,<br />
+in rescuing her from the severity of the<br />
+law at the expense of personal<br />
+exertions which the time<br />
+rendered as difficult as the motive was<br />
+laudable.<br />
+Respect the grave of poverty<br />
+when combined with love of truth<br />
+and dear affection.<br />
+Erected October 1831.</p>
+
+<p>Robert Paterson, better known as &#8220;Old Mortality,&#8221; rests in the churchyard
+of Caerlaverock, Dumfriesshire. We learn from Dr. Charles Rogers&#8217;s
+&#8220;Monuments and Monumental Inscriptions in Scotland&#8221; (1871) that Paterson
+was born in 1715, and was the youngest son of Walter Paterson and Margaret
+Scott, who rented the farm of Haggista, parish of Hawick. He some time
+served an elder brother who had a farm in Comcockle-muir, near Lochmaben.
+He married Elizabeth Gray, who, having been cook in the family of Sir
+Thomas Kirkpatrick, of Closeburn, procured for him an advantageous lease
+of a freestone quarry at Morton. Here he resided many years, labouring
+with exemplary diligence. From his youth attached to the sect of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
+Cameronians, he evinced a deep interest in the memory of those who had
+suffered in the cause of Presbytery. Occasionally he restored their
+tombstones. At length his zeal in the restoration of these stony memorials
+acquired the force of a passion. In 1758 he began to travel from parish to
+parish, ever working with hammer and chisel in renewing the epitaphs of
+the martyrs. His self-imposed task no entreaties of wife or children could
+induce him to abandon. Though reduced to the verge of poverty, he
+persisted in his labours till the last day of his existence. He died at
+Banpend village, near Lockerbie, on the 29th January, 1801, aged
+eighty-six. At his death he was found possessed of twenty-seven shillings
+and sixpence, which were applied to the expenses of his funeral. Sir
+Walter Scott, who has made &#8220;Old Mortality&#8221; the subject of a novel,
+intended to rear a tombstone to his memory, but was unable to discover his
+place of sepulture. Since the discovery has been made, Messrs. Black, of
+Edinburgh, who possess the copyright of the Waverley novels, have reared
+at the grave of the old enthusiast a suitable memorial stone. It is thus
+inscribed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Erected to the memory of <span class="smcap">Robert Paterson</span>,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>the &#8220;Old Mortality&#8221; of Sir Walter Scott,<br />
+who was buried here February, 1801.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&#8220;Why seeks he with unwearied toil<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Through death&#8217;s dim walk to urge his way</span><br />
+Reclaim his long asserted spoil,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And lead oblivion into day.&#8221;</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Here is a picture of the stone placed over the grave of William
+Shakespeare, at Stratford-on-Avon, with its well-known and frequently
+quoted inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img11.jpg"
+alt="Good frend for Iesvs sake forbeare, to dicc the dvst encloased heare, Bleste be ye man yt spares thes stones, and cvrst be he yt moves my bones." /></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>At Loddon, in Norfolk, is buried one who, like the bard of Avon, had a
+great horror of his bones being removed. The epitaph is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>When on this spot affection&#8217;s downcast eye,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The lucid tribute shall no more bestow;</span><br />
+When friendship&#8217;s breast no more shall heave a sigh,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">In kind remembrance of the dust below;</span><br />
+Should the rude sexton digging near this tomb,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A place of rest for others to prepare,</span><br />
+The vault beneath to violate presume;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 1em;">May some opposing Christian cry &#8220;Forbear&#8221;&mdash;</span><br />
+Forbear! rash mortal, as thou hop&#8217;st to rest<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">When death shall lodge thee in thy destined bed,</span><br />
+With ruthless spade, unkindly to molest<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The peaceful slumbers of the kindred dead.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Tideswell churchyard, among several other singular gravestone
+inscriptions, the following occurs, and is worth reprinting:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Brian</span>, son of <span class="smcap">John</span> and <span class="smcap">Martha Haigh</span>,<br />
+who died 22nd December, 1795,<br />
+Aged 17 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Come, honest sexton, with thy spade,<br />
+And let my grave be quickly made;<br />
+Make my cold bed secure and deep,<br />
+That, undisturbed, my bones may sleep.<br />
+Until that great tremendous day,<br />
+When from above a voice shall say,&mdash;<br />
+&#8220;Awake, ye dead, lift up your eyes,<br />
+Your great Creator bids you rise!&#8221;<br />
+Then, free from this polluted dust,<br />
+I hope to be amongst the just.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Under the shadow of the ancient church of Bakewell, Derbyshire, is a stone
+containing a long inscription to the memory of John Dale, barber-surgeon,
+and his two wives, Elizabeth Foljambe and Sarah Bloodworth. It ends
+thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Know posterity, that on the 8th of April, in the year of grace 1757,
+the rambling remains of the above <span class="smcap">John Dale<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span></span> were, in the 86th yeare
+of his pilgrimage, laid upon his two wives.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>This thing in life might raise some jealousy,<br />
+Here all three lie together lovingly,<br />
+But from embraces here no pleasure flows,<br />
+Alike are here all human-joys and woes;<br />
+Here Sarah&#8217;s chiding John no longer hears,<br />
+And old John&#8217;s rambling Sarah no more fears;<br />
+A period&#8217;s come to all their toylsome lives,<br />
+The good man&#8217;s quiet; still are both his wives.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>On a slab affixed to the east wall of St. Mary&#8217;s Church, Whitby, is an
+inscription containing some remarkable coincidences:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here lie the bodies of <span class="smcap">Francis Huntrodds</span> and <span class="smcap">Mary</span> his wife, who were
+both born on the same day of the week month and year (viz.) Sepr ye
+19th 1600 marry&#8217;d on the day of their birth and after having had 12
+children born to them died aged 80 years on the same day of the year
+they were born September ye 19th 1680, the one not one above five
+hours before ye other.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Husband and wife that did twelve children bear,<br />
+Dy&#8217;d the same day; alike both aged were<br />
+&#8217;Bout eighty years they liv&#8217;d, five hours did part<br />
+(Ev&#8217;n on the marriage day) each tender heart<br />
+So fit a match, surely could never be,<br />
+Both in their lives, and in their deaths agree.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The following is from St. Julian&#8217;s Church, Shrewsbury:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>The remains of <span class="smcap">Henry Corser</span> of this parish, Chirurgeon, who Deceased
+April 11, 1691, and <span class="smcap">Annie</span> his wife, who followed him the next day
+after:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 2em;">We man and wife,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Conjoined for Life,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Fetched our last breath</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">So near that Death,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Who part us would,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Yet hardly could.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Wedded againe,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">In bed of dust,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Here we remaine,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Till rise we must.</span><br />
+A double prize this grave doth finde,<br />
+If you are wise keep it in minde.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>In the church of Little Driffield, East Yorkshire, were placed in modern
+times two inscriptions to the memory of Alfred, King of Northumbria. The
+first states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In the chancel of this church lie the remains of <span class="smcap">Alfred</span>, King of
+Northumbria, who departed this life in the year 705.</p></div>
+
+<p>The present one reads as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcaplc">WITHIN THIS CHANCEL<br />
+LIES INTERRED THE BODY OF<br />
+ALFRED<br />
+KING OF NORTHUMBRIA<br />
+DEPARTED THIS LIFE<br />
+JANUARY 19TH A.D. 705<br />
+IN THE 20TH YEAR OF HIS REIGN<br />
+STATUTUM EST OMNIBUS SEMIL MORI.</span></p>
+
+<p>In St. Anne&#8217;s churchyard, Soho, erected by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> the Earl of Orford (Walpole),
+in 1758, these lines were (or are) to be read:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 3em;">Near this place is interred</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><span class="smcap">Theodore</span>, King of Corsica,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Who died in this Parish</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">December <span class="smcaplc">XI.</span>, <span class="smcaplc">MDCCLVI.</span>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Immediately after leaving</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">The <i>Kings Bench Prison</i>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">By the benefit of the <i>Act of Insolvency</i>;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">In consequence of which</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">He <i>registered his Kingdom of Corsica</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>For the use of his Creditors</i>!</span><br />
+<br />
+The grave&mdash;great teacher&mdash;to a level brings<br />
+Heroes and beggars, galley-slaves and kings!<br />
+But <span class="smcap">Theodore</span> this moral learned, ere dead;<br />
+Fate pour&#8217;d its lessons on his living head,<br />
+Bestow&#8217;d a kingdom, and denied him bread.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the burial-ground of the Island of Juan Fernandez, a monument states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">In Memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Alexander Selkirk</span>,<br />
+Mariner,<br />
+A native of Largo, in the county of Fife, Scotland,<br />
+Who lived on this island, in complete<br />
+solitude, for four years and four months.<br />
+He was landed from the Cinque Ports galley, 96 tons,<br />
+18 guns, <span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1704, and was taken off in the<br />
+Duke, privateer, 12th February, 1709.<br />
+He died Lieutenant of H.M.S. Weymouth,<br />
+<span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1723, aged 47 years.<br />
+This Tablet is erected near Selkirk&#8217;s look out,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>By Commodore Powell and the Officers<br />
+of H.M.S. Topaze, <span class="smcaplc">A.D.</span> 1868.</p>
+
+<p>It is generally believed that the adventures of Selkirk suggested to
+Daniel Defoe the attractive story of &#8220;Robinson Crusoe.&#8221; In the &#8220;Dictionary
+of English Literature,&#8221; by William Davenport Adams, will be found
+important information bearing on this subject.</p>
+
+<p>In <i>Gloucester Notes and Queries</i> we read as follows: &#8220;Stout&#8217;s Hill is the
+name of a house situated on high ground to the south of the village of
+Uley, built in the style which, in the last century, was intended for
+Gothic, but which may be more exactly defined as the &#8216;Strawberry Hill&#8217;
+style. In a house of earlier date lived the father of Samuel Rudder, the
+laborious compiler of the &#8216;History of Gloucestershire&#8217; (1779). He lies in
+the churchyard of Uley, on the south side of the chancel, and his
+gravestone has a brass-plate inserted, which records a remarkable fact:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Underneath lies the remains of <span class="smcap">Roger Rutter</span>, <i>alias</i> <span class="smcap">Rudder</span>, eldest
+son of John Rutter, of Uley, who was buried August 30, 1771, aged 84
+years, having never eaten flesh, fish, or fowl, during the course of
+his long life.</p></div>
+
+<p>Tradition tells us that this vegetarian lived mainly on &#8216;dump,&#8217; in various
+forms. Usually he ate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> &#8216;plain dump;&#8217; when tired of plain dump, he changed
+his diet to &#8216;hard dump;&#8217; and when he was in a special state of
+exhilaration, he added the variety &#8216;apple dump&#8217; to his very moderate
+fare.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>On Saturday, the 2nd May, 1800, the remains of William Cowper were
+interred in that part of Dereham Church known as St. Edmund&#8217;s Chapel. He
+died without a will, but Lady Hesketh consented to administer his estate,
+and eventually placed a tablet to his memory on the wall of the chancel,
+near his grave. It is constructed of white marble, and over the top are
+represented two volumes, labelled respectively &#8220;Holy Bible&#8221; and &#8220;The
+Task.&#8221; The inscription as follows was written by Cowper&#8217;s friend,
+Hayley:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Cowper</span>, Esq.,<br />
+Born in Hertfordshire in 1731,<br />
+Buried in this Church in 1801.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Ye who with warmth the public triumph feel<br />
+Of talents, dignified by sacred zeal,<br />
+Here, to devotion&#8217;s bard devoutly just,<br />
+Pay your fond tribute due to Cowper&#8217;s dust!<br />
+England, exulting in his spotless fame,<br />
+Ranks with her dearest sons his fav&#8217;rite name;<br />
+Sense, fancy, wit, suffice not all to raise<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>So clear a title to affection&#8217;s praise;<br />
+His highest honours to the heart belong;<br />
+His virtues form&#8217;d the magic of his song.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Charles and Mary Lamb are buried in the churchyard of Edmonton, and a
+white headstone, marks the spot, on which is recorded, in bold black
+letters, the following inscription written by Lamb&#8217;s friend, the Rev.
+Henry Francis Cary, the translator of Dante:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">To the memory<br />
+of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Charles Lamb</span>,<br />
+died 27th December 1834, aged 59.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Farewell, dear friend, that smile, that harmless mirth,<br />
+No more shall gladden our domestic hearth;<br />
+That rising tear, with pain forbid to flow,<br />
+Better than words no more assuage our woe;<br />
+That hand outstretched from small but well-earned store,<br />
+Yield succour to the destitute no more,<br />
+Yet art thou not all lost, thro&#8217; many an age<br />
+With sterling sense of humour shall thy page<br />
+Win many an English bosom pleased to see<br />
+That old and happier vein revived in thee.<br />
+This for our earth, and if with friends we share<br />
+Our joys in heaven we hope to meet thee there.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">Also <span class="smcap">Mary Anne Lamb</span>,<br />
+Sister of the above.<br />
+Born 3rd December 1767, Died 20th May 1847.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>In the church is a memorial to Lamb and Cowper. It occupies a good
+position at the west end of the north wall, and consists of two inscribed
+white marble panels, enshrined in a graceful freestone design, the arches
+of which are supported by veined marble pilasters. In the upper portion of
+each panel is carved a portrait in relief, the one on the right showing
+the head of Cowper, while on the left the features of Lamb are
+characteristically depicted.</p>
+
+<p>The following are the inscriptions contained on the memorial:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">(<i>Left panel.</i>)<br />
+In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Charles Lamb</span><br />
+&#8220;The Gentle Elia&#8221; and author of<br />
+Tales from Shakespeare, etc.<br />
+Born in the Inner Temple 1775<br />
+educated at Christ&#8217;s Hospital<br />
+died at Bay Cottage Edmonton 1834<br />
+and buried beside his sister Mary<br />
+in the adjoining churchyard.</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>At the centre of his being lodged<br />
+A soul by resignation sanctified<br />
+O, he was good if e&#8217;er a good man lived!<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 10em;"><span class="smcap">Wordsworth.</span></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">(<i>Right panel.</i>)<br />
+In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Cowper, the Poet</span><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>Born in Berkhampstead 1731<br />
+Died and buried at East Dereham 1800.<br />
+He was the author of<br />
+The Diverting History of &#8220;John Gilpin.&#8221;</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>John Gilpin was a citizen<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of credit and renown,</span><br />
+A trainband captain eke was he<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Of famous London town.</span><br />
+<br />
+John Gilpin&#8217;s spouse said to her dear,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Though wedded we have been</span><br />
+These twice ten tedious years, yet we<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">No holiday have seen.</span><br />
+<br />
+To-morrow is our wedding day,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And we will then repair</span><br />
+Unto &#8220;the Bell&#8221; at Edmonton,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">All in a chaise and pair, etc.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">(<i>Along base of design.</i>)</p>
+
+<p>This monument to commemorate the visit of the London and Middlesex
+Arch&aelig;ological Association/ to Edmonton church and parish on the 26th
+July 1888/ was erected by the President of the Meeting Joshua W.
+Butterworth, <span class="smcaplc">F.S.A.</span></p></div>
+
+<p>For some years we have been interested in the life and poetry of Mary
+Pyper, &#8220;A Poet of the Poor,&#8221; and in our &#8220;Literary Byways&#8221; have told at
+length the story of her career. We there state, through the exertions of
+Dr. Rogers in May, 1885, a handsome cross was erected over her remains in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
+Greyfriars&#8217; churchyard, Edinburgh, simply bearing her name, &#8220;Mary Pyper.&#8221;
+Such was the information we received from a friend whom we induced to see
+the memorial and give us particulars of it, and to our surprise when we
+visited her grave in April, 1899, we found on the cross the following
+inscription, which we presume has been added since its erection:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">By admiring<br />
+Friends<br />
+Erected<br />
+in memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary Pyper</span>,<br />
+who amidst<br />
+untoward<br />
+surroundings<br />
+cherished<br />
+her gift as a writer of<br />
+sacred verse.<br />
+Born 25th May,<br />
+1795.<br />
+She died at<br />
+Edinburgh,<br />
+25th May, 1870.<br />
+Let me go! The day is breaking;<br />
+Morning bursts upon the eye;<br />
+Death this mortal frame is shaking,<br />
+But the soul can never die!</p>
+
+<p>The lines are from her poem entitled &#8220;The Christian&#8217;s View of Death,&#8221;
+which finds a place<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> in several standard works of poetry. Her best known
+production is an &#8220;Epitaph: A Life,&#8221; and often attributed incorrectly to
+German sources. It is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&#8220;I came at morn&mdash;&#8217;twas Spring, and smiled,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">The fields with green were clad;</span><br />
+I walked abroad at noon, and lo!<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&#8217;Twas Summer&mdash;I was glad.</span><br />
+I sate me down&mdash;&#8217;twas Autumn eve,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And I with sadness wept;</span><br />
+I laid me down at night&mdash;and then<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">&#8217;Twas Winter&mdash;and I slept.&#8221;</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Among self-taught poets Mary Pyper is entitled to an honourable place.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. John T. Page furnishes us with the following inscriptions copied from
+Hogarth&#8217;s monument in Chiswick churchyard. It was erected, says Mr. Page,
+in 1771, seven years after his death, and is a tall piece of masonry
+crowned with a funeral urn. Beneath this, on the side facing the church,
+are carved in low relief a mask, maul-stick, palette and brushes, a laurel
+wreath and an open book bearing the title of his famous &#8220;Analysis of
+Beauty.&#8221; On the same side, on a small block of Aberdeen granite at the
+foot of the memorial, is recorded the fact that it was</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>
+Restored by<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Hogarth</span>,<br />
+of Aberdeen,<br />
+in 1856.</p>
+
+<p>It has well stood the &#8220;storm and stress&#8221; since then, but is now beginning
+to show signs of the need of another restoration, for, on the east side,
+over the inscription, the combined armorial bearings of Hogarth and his
+wife are as nearly as possible obliterated.</p>
+
+<p>The inscriptions are as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">(<i>N. Side.</i>)</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Farewell great Painter of mankind!<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Who reach&#8217;d the noblest point of Art,</span><br />
+Whose <i>pictur&#8217;d Morals</i> charm the Mind,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And through the Eye correct the Heart.</span><br />
+<br />
+If <i>Genius</i> fire thee, Reader, stay;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">If <i>Nature</i> touch thee, drop a Tear;</span><br />
+If neither move thee, turn away,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">For <span class="smcap">Hogarth&#8217;s</span> honour&#8217;d dust lies here.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">D. Garrick.</span></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">(<i>E. Side.</i>)<br />
+Here lieth the body<br />
+of <span class="smcap">William Hogarth, Esqr.</span>,<br />
+who died October the 26th 1764<br />
+aged 67 years<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mrs. Jane Hogarth</span><br />
+wife of William Hogarth Esqr.<br />
+Obit. the 13th of November 1789<br />
+&AElig;tat 80 years.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span></p>
+<p class="center">(<i>W. Side.</i>)<br />
+Here lieth the Body<br />
+of <span class="smcap">Mrs. Anne Hogarth</span> Sister<br />
+to <span class="smcap">William Hogarth Esqr.</span><br />
+She died August the 13th 1771<br />
+aged 70 years<br />
+Also the Body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary Lewis</span> Spinster<br />
+died 25th March 1808<br />
+Aged 88 years.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">(<i>S. Side.</i>)<br />
+Here lieth the Body<br />
+of <span class="smcap">Dame Judith Thornhill</span><br />
+Relict of <span class="smcap">Sr James Thornhill Knight</span><br />
+of Thornhill in the County of Dorset<br />
+She died November the 12th 1757<br />
+aged 84 years.</p>
+
+<p>The lapse of one hundred and thirty years, says Mr. Page, has not served
+to dim the ardour with which the works of William Hogarth are cherished by
+the English nation. His &#8220;Harlot&#8217;s Progress&#8221; not only served to reconcile
+his father-in-law, Sir James Thornhill, to the runaway match the plebeian
+Hogarth had contracted three years before with his daughter, but it is
+still looked upon as his <i>chef d&#8217;&oelig;uvre</i> by many eminent critics; and
+there is nearly always to be seen a crowd round his &#8220;Marriage a la Mode&#8221;
+in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span> National Gallery. The virulent contest with Wilkes and Churchill,
+with which his last days were embittered, has long ago been forgotten, and
+the name of William Hogarth still lives, and will be popular for all time
+through his admired series of paintings and engravings, which are prized
+and hoarded with an ever-increasing love by their happy possessors.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img12.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">ETTY&#8217;S GRAVE.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>Fairholt, in his &#8220;Homes, Works, and Shrines<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+of English Artists&#8221;<a name='fna_3' id='fna_3' href='#f_3'><small>[3]</small></a> gives
+an interesting sketch of the career of William Etty, the son of a miller,
+who for seven years was an apprentice to a printer in Hull, but devoted
+all his spare time to art, and eventually after many struggles won a high
+place amongst the painters of the period. He was buried in the churchyard
+of St. Olave, York, where from the beautiful grounds of the Yorkshire
+Philosophical Society, and through one of the arches of the ruined Abbey
+of St. Mary, his tomb may be seen. The arch near his grave was closed, but
+was opened to bring in sight his tomb. Mr. Fairholt is in error in saying
+it bears the simple inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">William Etty, Royal Academician.</span></p>
+
+<p>Some years ago from the other side of the tomb we copied the following
+inscription from a crumbling stone:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">William Etty, Royal Academician</span>,<br />
+Who in his brilliant works has left<br />
+an enduring monument of his exalted genius.<br />
+Earnestly aiming to attain that lofty position on which<br />
+his highly gifted talents have placed him, he throughout life<br />
+exhibited an undeviating perseverance in his profession.<br />
+To promote its advancement in his beloved country he watched the progress<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>of those engaged in its study with the most disinterested kindness.<br />
+To a cultivated and highly poetical mind<br />
+Were united a cheerfulness and sweetness of disposition<br />
+With great simplicity and urbanity of manners.<br />
+He was richly endeared to all who knew him.<br />
+His piety was unaffected, his faith in Christ sincere,<br />
+and his devotion to God exemplary.<br />
+He was born at York, March 10th, 1787, and died<br />
+in his native city, November 13th, 1849.<br />
+&#8220;Why seek ye the living among the dead?&#8221;&mdash;Luke xxii., 5.</p>
+
+<p>Etty, says Fairholt, had that wisdom which few men possess, the wisdom of
+a contented mind. He loved his quiet home, in his provincial birthplace,
+better than the bustle of London, or the notoriety he might obtain by a
+residence there. His character and his talent would ensure him attention
+and deference anywhere, but he preferred his own nook by the old church at
+York. He probably felt with the poet, that</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>&#8220;The wind is strongest on the highest hills,<br />
+The quiet life is in the vale below.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The remains of Cruikshank rest in the crypt in St. Paul&#8217;s Cathedral,
+London, and over his grave the following inscription appears:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">George Cruikshank</span>,<br />
+Artist,<br />
+Designer, Etcher, Painter.<br />
+Born at No. &mdash; Duke Street, St. George&#8217;s, Bloomsbury, London<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>on September 27th, 1792.<br />
+Died at 263, Hampstead Road, St. Pancras, London,<br />
+on February 1st, 1878.<br />
+Aged 86 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>In memory of his Genius and his Art,<br />
+His matchless Industry and worthy Work<br />
+For all his fellow-men, This monument<br />
+Is humbly placed within this sacred Fane<br />
+By her who loved him best, his widowed wife.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 11em;">Eliza Cruikshank,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 14em;">Feb. 9th, 1880.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A sketch of his life has been written by Walter Hamilton, under the title
+of &#8220;George Cruikshank, Artist and Humourist.&#8221; (London: Elliot Stock,
+1878.) William Bates, <span class="smcaplc">B.A.</span>, <span class="smcaplc">M.R.C.S.</span>, wrote &#8220;George Cruikshank, the
+Artist, the Humourist, and the Man, with Some Account of his Brother
+Robert.&#8221; (Birmingham: Houghton &amp; Hammond, 1878.) Blanchard Jerrold wrote
+&#8220;The Life of George Cruikshank.&#8221; (London: Chatto &amp; Windus, a new edition
+with eighty-four illustrations, 1883.) An able article contributed to the
+<i>Westminster Review</i>, by William Makepeace Thackeray, has been reproduced
+in book form by George Redway, London (1884). Some time ago the following
+appeared in a newspaper:&mdash;One day while Dr. B. W. Richardson was engaged
+at his house with an old patient who had been away many years in India,
+George Cruikshank&#8217;s card<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> was handed to the doctor. &#8220;It must be the
+grandson, or the son, at any rate, of the great artist I remember as a
+boy,&#8221; said the patient. &#8220;It is impossible that George Cruikshank of Queen
+Caroline&#8217;s trial-time can be alive!&#8221; The doctor asked the vivacious George
+to come in. He tripped in, in his eighty-fourth year, and, when the old
+officer expressed his astonishment, George exclaimed, &#8220;I&#8217;ll show you
+whether he is alive!&#8221; With this he took the poker and tongs from the
+grate, laid them upon the carpet, and executed the sword dance before Dr.
+Richardson&#8217;s astonished patient.</p>
+
+<p>At the east end of the High Street, Portsmouth, and nearly opposite the
+house before which the Duke of Buckingham was stabbed by Felton, in 1628,
+stands the Unitarian Chapel. John Pounds habitually worshipped here on a
+Sunday evening, and the place where he used to sit, in front of one of the
+side galleries, just to the right of the minister, is still pointed out.
+He lies buried in the graveyard, on the left-hand side of the chapel, near
+the end of the little foot-path which leads round the building to the
+vestries. Shortly after his death a tablet was placed in the chapel,
+beneath the gallery, to his memory. Although his grave<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> was dug as near as
+possible to that part of the chapel wall opposite where he used to sit,
+yet this tablet was, apparently without any reason, put some distance away
+from the spot. In shape and material it is of the usual orthodox style&mdash;a
+square slab of white marble, edged with black, and inscribed on it are the
+words:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Erected by friends<br />
+as a memorial of their esteem<br />
+and respect for<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Pounds</span>,<br />
+who, while earning his livelihood<br />
+by mending shoes, gratuitously<br />
+educated, and in part clothed and fed,<br />
+some hundreds of poor children.<br />
+He died suddenly<br />
+on the 1st of January, 1839,<br />
+aged 72 years.<br />
+Thou shalt be blessed: for they<br />
+cannot recompense thee.</p>
+
+<p>Not long after this tablet was placed in position the idea was mooted that
+a monument should be erected over his grave. The Rev. Henry Hawkes, the
+minister who then had charge of the place, at once took the matter up, and
+subscriptions came in so well that the monument was more than paid for.
+The surplus money was wisely laid out in the purchase of a Memorial
+Library, which still<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span> occupies one of the ante-rooms of the chapel. The
+monument erected over the grave is of a suitable description, plain but
+substantial, and is in form a square and somewhat tapering block of stone
+about four feet high. On the front is the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Underneath this Monument<br />
+rest the mortal remains of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Pounds</span>,<br />
+the Philanthropic Shoemaker<br />
+of St. Mary&#8217;s Street, Portsmouth,<br />
+who while<br />
+working at his trade in a very<br />
+small room, gratuitously<br />
+instructed in a useful education<br />
+and partly clothed and fed,<br />
+some hundreds of girls and boys.<br />
+He died suddenly,<br />
+on New Year&#8217;s Day, <span class="smcaplc">MDCCCXXXIX</span>,<br />
+while in his active beneficence,<br />
+aged <span class="smcaplc">LXXII</span> years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&#8220;Well done thou good and faithful<br />
+servant, enter thou into the joy<br />
+of thy Lord.&#8221;<br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Verily I say unto thee, inasmuch as<br />
+thou hast done it unto one of the<br />
+least of these My brethren, thou<br />
+hast done it unto Me.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On the side facing the library door there are, in addition to the above,
+the ensuing sentences:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+This Monument<br />
+has been erected chiefly<br />
+by means of Penny Subscriptions,<br />
+not only from the Christian<br />
+Brotherhood<br />
+with whom <span class="smcap">John Pounds</span><br />
+habitually worshipped<br />
+in the adjoining Chapel,<br />
+but from persons of widely<br />
+different Religious opinions<br />
+throughout Great Britain<br />
+and from the most distant parts<br />
+of the World.<br />
+<br />
+In connection with this memorial<br />
+has also been founded in like manner<br />
+within these precincts<br />
+a Library to his memory<br />
+designed to extend<br />
+to an indefinite futurity<br />
+the solid mental and moral usefulness<br />
+to which the philanthropic shoemaker<br />
+was so earnestly devoted<br />
+to the last day of his life.<br />
+Pray for the blessing of God to prosper it.</p>
+
+<p>Large trees overshade the modest monument, and the spot is a quiet one,
+being as far as possible away from the street.<a name='fna_4' id='fna_4' href='#f_4'><small>[4]</small></a></p>
+
+<p>On the gravestone of Richard Turner, Preston, a hawker of fish, the
+following inscription appears:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>Beneath this stone are
+deposited the remains of <span class="smcap">Richard Turner</span>, author
+of the word Teetotal, as applied to abstinence from all intoxicating
+liquors, who departed this life on the 27th day of October, 1846, aged 56 years.</p></div>
+
+<p>In Mr. W. E. A. Axon&#8217;s able and entertaining volume, &#8220;Lancashire
+Gleanings&#8221; (pub. 1883), is an interesting chapter on the &#8220;Origin of the
+Word &#8216;Teetotal.&#8217;&#8221; In the same work we are told that Dr. Whitaker, the
+historian of Whalley, wrote the following epitaph on a model publican:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lies the Body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Wigglesworth</span>,<br />
+More than fifty years he was the<br />
+perpetual Innkeeper in this Town.<br />
+Withstanding the temptations of that dangerous calling,<br />
+he maintained good order in his<br />
+House, kept the Sabbath day Holy,<br />
+frequented the Public Worship<br />
+with his Family, induced his guests<br />
+to do the same, and regularly<br />
+partook of the Holy Communion.<br />
+He was also bountiful to the Poor,<br />
+in private as well as in public,<br />
+and, by the blessings of Providence<br />
+on a life so spent, died<br />
+possessed of competent Wealth,<br />
+Feb. 28, 1813,<br />
+aged 77 years.</p>
+
+<p>The churchyard of Sutton Coldfield, Warwickshire,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> contains a gravestone
+bearing an inscription as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">As a warning to female virtue,<br />
+And a humble monument of female chastity,<br />
+This stone marks the grave of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary Ashford</span>,<br />
+Who, in the 20th year of her age, having<br />
+Incautiously repaired to a scene of amusement,<br />
+Was brutally violated and murdered<br />
+On the 27th of May, 1817.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Lovely and chaste as the primrose pale,<br />
+Rifled of virgin sweetness by the gale,<br />
+Mary! the wretch who thee remorseless slew<br />
+Avenging wrath, who sleeps not, will pursue;<br />
+For though the deed of blood was veiled in night,<br />
+Will not the Judge of all mankind do right?<br />
+Fair blighted flower, the muse that weeps thy doom,<br />
+Rears o&#8217;er thy murdered form this warning tomb.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The writer of the foregoing epitaph was Dr. Booker, vicar of Dudley. The
+inscription is associated with one of the most remarkable trials of the
+present century. It will not be without interest to furnish a few notes on
+the case. One Abraham Thornton was tried at the Warwick Assizes for the
+murder of Mary Ashford, and acquitted. The brother and next of kin of the
+deceased, not being satisfied with the verdict, sued out, as the law
+allowed him, an appeal against Thornton, by which he could be put on his
+trial<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> again. The law allowed the appeal in case of murder, and it also
+gave option to the accused of having it tried by wager of law or by wager
+of battle. The brother of the unfortunate woman had taken no account of
+this, and accordingly, not only Mr. Ashford but the judge, jury, and bar
+were taken greatly aback, and stricken with dismay, when the accused,
+being requested to plead, took a paper from Mr. Reader, his counsel, and a
+pair of gloves, one of which he drew on, and, throwing the other on the
+ground, exclaimed, &#8220;Not guilty; and I am ready to defend the same with my
+body!&#8221; Lord Ellenborough on the bench appeared grave, and the accuser
+looked amazed, so the court was adjourned to enable the judge to have an
+opportunity of conferring with his learned brethren. After several
+adjournments, Lord Ellenborough at last declared solemnly, but
+reluctantly, that wager of battle was still the law of the land, and that
+the accused had a right of appeal to it. To get rid of the law an attempt
+was made, by passing a short and speedy Act of Parliament, but this was
+ruled impossible, as it would have been <i>ex post facto</i>, and people waited
+curiously to see the lists set up in the Tothill Fields. As Mr. Ashford<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span>
+refused to meet Thornton, he was obliged to cry &#8220;craven!&#8221; After that the
+appellor was allowed to go at large, and he could not be again tried by
+wager of law after having claimed his wager of battle. In 1819 an Act was
+passed to prevent any further appeals for wager of battle.</p>
+
+<p>The following is from a gravestone in Saddleworth churchyard, and tells a
+painful story:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Here lie interred the dreadfully bruised and lacerated bodies of
+<span class="smcap">William Bradbury</span> and <span class="smcap">Thomas</span> his son, both of Greenfield, who were
+together savagely murdered, in an unusually horrible manner, on Monday
+night, April 2nd, 1832, old William being 84, and Thomas 46 years old.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Throughout the land, wherever news is read,<br />
+Intelligence of their sad death has spread;<br />
+Those now who talk of far-fam&#8217;d Greenfield&#8217;s hills<br />
+Will think of Bill o&#8217; Jacks and Tom o&#8217; Bills.<br />
+<br />
+Such interest did their tragic end excite<br />
+That, ere they were removed from human sight,<br />
+Thousands upon thousands daily came to see<br />
+The bloody scene of the catastrophe.<br />
+<br />
+One house, one business, and one bed,<br />
+And one most shocking death they had;<br />
+One funeral came, one inquest pass&#8217;d,<br />
+And now one grave they have at last.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>The following on a Hull character is from South Cave churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of <span class="smcap">Thomas Scratchard</span>,<br />
+Who dy&#8217;d rich in friends, Dec. 10, 1809.<br />
+Aged 58 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>That Ann lov&#8217;d Tom, is very true,<br />
+Perhaps you&#8217;ll say, what&#8217;s that to you.<br />
+Who e&#8217;er thou art, remember this,<br />
+Tom lov&#8217;d Ann, &#8217;twas that made bliss.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Welton churchyard, near Hull, the next curious inscription appears on
+an old gravestone:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lieth He ould<br />
+Jeremy who hath<br />
+eight times maried<br />
+been but now in his<br />
+ould age he lies<br />
+in his cage under<br />
+the grass so green<br />
+which <span class="smcap">Jeremiah Simp-<br />
+son</span> departed this<br />
+Life in the 84 yeare<br />
+of his age in the<br />
+year of our Lord<br />
+1719.</p>
+
+<p>According to &#8220;Shropshire Folk-Lore&#8221; (published 1883), Edward Burton, of
+Longner, Shrewsbury, died in 1558, and in the garden of Longner Hall is a
+plain altar-tomb, dated 1614. He was a zealous Protestant, and died
+suddenly of excitement on hearing Shrewsbury bells ring for the accession
+of Queen Elizabeth. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> minister of St. Chad&#8217;s Church, Shrewsbury,
+refused to permit his body to be buried there; it was therefore taken home
+again and laid in his garden:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Was&#8217;t for denying Christ, or some notorious fact,<br />
+That this man&#8217;s body Christian burial lackt?<br />
+Oh no; his faithful true profession<br />
+Was the chief cause, what then was held transgression.<br />
+When Pop&#8217;ry here did reign, the See of Rome<br />
+Would not admit to any such, a tomb<br />
+Within their Idol Temple Walls, but he,<br />
+Truly professing Christianity,<br />
+Was like Christ Jesus in a garden laid,<br />
+Where he shall rest in peace till it be said,<br />
+&#8220;Come, faithful servant, come, receive with Me,<br />
+A just reward of thy integrity.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Mr. J. Potter Briscoe favours us with an account of a Nottingham
+character, and a copy of his epitaph. Vincent Eyre was by trade a
+needle-maker, and was a firm and consistent Tory in politics, taking an
+active interest in all the party struggles of the period. His good nature
+and honesty made him popular among the poorer classes, with whom he
+chiefly associated. A commendable trait in his character is worthy of
+special mention, namely, that, notwithstanding frequent temptations, he
+spurned to take a bribe from anyone. In the year 1727 an election for a
+Member of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> Parliament took place, and all the ardour of Vin&#8217;s nature was
+at once aroused in the interests of his favourite party. The Tory
+candidate, Mr. Borlase Warren, was opposed by Mr. John Plumtree, the Whig
+nominee, and, in the heat of the excitement, Vin emphatically declared
+that he should not mind dying immediately if the Tories gained the
+victory. Strange to relate, such an event actually occurred, for when the
+contest and the &#8220;chairing&#8221; of the victor was over, he fell down dead with
+joy, September 6th, 1727. The epitaph upon him is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here lies <span class="smcap">Vin Eyre</span>;<br />
+Let fall a tear<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">For one true man of honour;</span><br />
+No courtly lord,<br />
+Who breaks his word,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Will ever be a mourner.</span><br />
+In freedom&#8217;s cause<br />
+He stretched his jaws,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Exhausted all his spirit,</span><br />
+Then fell down dead.<br />
+It must be said<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">He was a man of merit.</span><br />
+Let Freemen be<br />
+As brave as he,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And vote without a guinea;</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">Vin Eyre</span> is hurled<br />
+To t&#8217;other world,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And ne&#8217;er took bribe or penny.</span><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span><br />
+True to his friend, to helpless parent kind,<br />
+He died in honour&#8217;s cause, to interest blind.<br />
+Why should we grieve life&#8217;s but an airy toy?<br />
+We vainly weep for him who died of joy.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following lines to the memory of Thomas Stokes are from his gravestone
+in Burton churchyard, upon which a profile of his head is cut. He for many
+years swept the roads in Burton:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">This stone<br />
+was raised by Subscription<br />
+to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Stokes</span>,<br />
+an eccentric, but much respected,<br />
+Deaf and Dumb man,<br />
+better known by the name of<br />
+&#8220;<span class="smcap">Dumb Tom</span>,&#8221;<br />
+who departed this life Feb. 25th, 1837,<br />
+aged 54 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>What man can pause and charge this senseless dust<br />
+With fraud, or subtilty, or aught unjust?<br />
+How few can conscientiously declare<br />
+Their acts have been as honourably fair?<br />
+No gilded bait, no heart ensnaring need<br />
+Could bribe poor <span class="smcap">Stokes</span> to one dishonest deed.<br />
+Firm in attachment to his friends most true&mdash;<br />
+Though Deaf and Dumb, he was excell&#8217;d by few.<br />
+Go ye, by nature form&#8217;d without defect,<br />
+And copy Tom, and gain as much respect.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Next we deal with an instance of pure affection. The churchyard of the
+Yorkshire village of Bowes contains the grave of two lovers, whose
+touching<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span> fate suggested Mallet&#8217;s beautiful ballad of &#8220;Edwin and Emma.&#8221;
+The real names of the couple were Rodger Wrightson and Martha Railton. The
+story is rendered with no less accuracy than pathos by the poet:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Far in the windings of the vale,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Fast by a sheltering wood,</span><br />
+The safe retreat of health and peace,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A humble cottage stood.</span><br />
+<br />
+There beauteous Emma flourished fair,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Beneath a mother&#8217;s eye;</span><br />
+Whose only wish on earth was now<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To see her blest and die.</span><br />
+<br />
+Long had she filled each youth with love,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Each maiden with despair,</span><br />
+And though by all a wonder owned,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Yet knew not she was fair.</span><br />
+<br />
+Till Edwin came, the pride of swains,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A soul devoid of art;</span><br />
+And from whose eyes, serenely mild,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Shone forth the feeling heart.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>We are told that Edwin&#8217;s father and sister were bitterly opposed to their
+love. The poor youth pined away. When he was dying Emma was permitted to
+see him, but the cruel sister would scarcely allow her to bid him a word
+of farewell. Returning home, she heard the passing bell toll for the death
+of her lover&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Just then she reached, with trembling step,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Her aged mother&#8217;s door&mdash;</span><br />
+&#8220;He&#8217;s gone!&#8221; she cried, &#8220;and I shall see<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">That angel face no more!&#8221;</span><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;I feel, I feel this breaking heart<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Beat high against my side&#8221;&mdash;</span><br />
+From her white arm down sunk her head;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">She, shivering, sighed, and died.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The lovers were buried the same day and in the same grave. In the year
+1848, Dr. F. Dinsdale, <span class="smcaplc">F.S.A.</span>, editor of the &#8220;Ballads and Songs of David
+Mallet,&#8221; etc., erected a simple but tasteful monument to the memory of the
+lovers, bearing the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Rodger Wrightson</span>, junr., and <span class="smcap">Martha Railton</span>, both of Bowes; buried in
+one grave. He died in a fever, and upon tolling of his passing bell,
+she cry&#8217;d out My heart is broken and in a few hours expired, purely
+thro&#8217; love, March 15, 1714-15. Such is the brief and touching record
+contained in the parish register of burials. It has been handed down
+by unvarying tradition that the grave was at the west end of the
+church, directly beneath the bells. The sad history of these true and
+faithful lovers forms the subject of Mallet&#8217;s pathetic ballad of
+&#8220;Edwin and Emma.&#8221;<a name='fna_5' id='fna_5' href='#f_5'><small>[5]</small></a></p></div>
+
+<p>In Middleton Tyas Church, near Richmond, is the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
+This Monument rescues from Oblivion<br />
+the Remains of the Reverend <span class="smcap">John Mawer</span>, <span class="smcaplc">D.D.</span>,<br />
+Late vicar of this Parish, who died Nov. 18, 1763, aged 60.<br />
+As also of <span class="smcap">Hannah Mawer</span>, his wife, who died<br />
+Dec. 20th, 1766, aged 72.<br />
+Buried in this Chancel.<br />
+They were persons of eminent worth.<br />
+The Doctor was descended from the Royal Family<br />
+of Mawer, and was inferior to none of his illustrious<br />
+ancestors in personal merit, being the greatest<br />
+Linguist this Nation ever produced.<br />
+He was able to speak &amp; write twenty-two Languages,<br />
+and particularly excelled in the Eastern Tongues,<br />
+in which he proposed to His Royal Highness<br />
+Frederick Prince of Wales, to whom he was firmly<br />
+attached, to propagate the Christian Religion<br />
+in the Abyssinian Empire; a great and noble<br />
+Design, which was frustrated by the<br />
+Death of that amiable Prince; to the great mortification of<br />
+this excellent Person, whose merit meeting with<br />
+no reward in this world, will, it&#8217;s to be hoped, receive<br />
+it in the next, from that Being which Justice<br />
+only can influence.</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Miscellaneous Epitaphs.</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="dropcap"><span class="caps">We</span> bring together under this heading a number of specimens that we could
+not include in the foregoing chapters of classified epitaphs.</p>
+
+<p>An epitaph on a brass in the south aisle of Barton Church, in Norfolk, is
+notable as being one of the oldest in existence in English, such memorials
+being usually in Latin at the period from which it dates. The inscription
+is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here are laid under this stone in the cley<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><span class="smcap">Thomas Amys</span> and his wyffe <span class="smcap">Margery</span>.</span><br />
+Sometime we were, as you now be,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And as we be, after this so shall ye.</span><br />
+Of the good as God had, the said Thomas lent,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Did make this chapel of a good intent.</span><br />
+Wherefore they desire of you that be<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To pray for them to the last eternity.</span><br />
+I beseach all people far and ner<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To pray for me <span class="smcap">Thomas Amys</span> heartily,</span><br />
+Which gave a mesbooke and made this chapel here,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And a suit of blew damask also gave I.</span><br />
+Of God 1511 and 5 yere<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">I the said Thomas deceased verily,</span><br />
+And the 4th day of August was buried here,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">On whose soul God have mercy.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>In the churchyard of Stanton Harcourt is a gravestone bearing the
+following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Near this place lie the bodies of<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Hewet</span> and <span class="smcap">Mary Drew</span>,<br />
+an industrious young Man<br />
+and virtuous Maiden of this Parish;<br />
+Who, being at Harvest Work<br />
+(with several others)<br />
+were in one instant killed by Lightning<br />
+the last day of July 1718.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Think not, by rig&#8217;rous Judgment seiz&#8217;d,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">A Pair so faithful could expire;</span><br />
+Victims so pure Heav&#8217;n saw well pleas&#8217;d,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And snatch&#8217;d them in celestial fire.</span><br />
+<br />
+Live well, and fear no sudden fate;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">When God calls Virtue to the grave,</span><br />
+Alike &#8217;tis Justice soon or late,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Mercy alike to kill or save.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Virtue unmov&#8217;d can hear the call,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">And face the flash that melts the ball.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>According to a letter from Gay, the poet, to Fenton, relating the death of
+the pair, who were lovers, this epitaph was written by Pope, and the
+memorial erected at the cost of Lord Harcourt on the condition that Gay or
+Pope should write the epitaph. Gay gives the following as the joint
+production of the two poets:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>When Eastern lovers feed the fun&#8217;ral fire,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>On the same pile the faithful pair expire:<br />
+Here pitying Heav&#8217;n that virtue mutual found,<br />
+And blasted both, that it might neither wound.<br />
+Hearts so sincere th&#8217; Almighty saw well pleas&#8217;d,<br />
+Sent his own lightning, and the victims seiz&#8217;d.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&#8220;But,&#8221; wrote Gay, &#8220;my Lord is apprehensive the country people will not
+understand this; and Mr. Pope says he&#8217;ll make one with something of
+Scripture in it, and with as little of poetry as Hopkins and Sternhold.&#8221;
+Hence the lines which appear on the tomb of the lovers.</p>
+
+<p>Our next example is from Bury St. Edmunds churchyard:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Here lies interred the Body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mary Haselton</span>,<br />
+A young maiden of this town,<br />
+Born of Roman Catholic parents,<br />
+And virtuously brought up,<br />
+Who, being in the act of prayer<br />
+Repeating her vespers,<br />
+Was instantaneously killed by a<br />
+flash of Lightning, August 16th,<br />
+1785. Aged 9 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Not Siloam&#8217;s ruinous tower the victims slew,<br />
+Because above the many sinn&#8217;d the few,<br />
+Nor here the fated lightning wreaked its rage<br />
+By vengeance sent for crimes matur&#8217;d by age.<br />
+For whilst the thunder&#8217;s awful voice was heard,<br />
+The little suppliant with its hands uprear&#8217;d.<br />
+Addressed her God in prayers the priest had taught,<br />
+His mercy craved, and His protection sought;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>Learn reader hence that wisdom to adore,<br />
+Thou canst not scan and fear His boundless power;<br />
+Safe shalt thou be if thou perform&#8217;st His will,<br />
+Blest if he spares, and more blest should He kill.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>From Bury St. Edmunds is the following inscription which tells a sad story
+of the low value placed on human life at the close of the eighteenth
+century:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Reader,<br />
+Pause at this humble stone it records<br />
+The fall of unguarded youth by the allurements of<br />
+vice and treacherous snares of seduction.<br />
+<span class="smcap">Sarah Lloyd</span><br />
+On the 23rd April, 1800, in the 22nd year of her age,<br />
+Suffered a just and ignominious death.<br />
+For admitting her abandoned seducer in the<br />
+dwelling-house of her mistress, on the 3rd of<br />
+October, 1799, and becoming the instrument in<br />
+his hands of the crime of robbery and<br />
+housebreaking.<br />
+These were her last words:<br />
+&#8220;May my example be a warning to thousands.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>A lover at York inscribed the following lines to his sweetheart, who was
+accidentally drowned, December 24th, 1796:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Nigh to the river Ouse, in York&#8217;s fair city,<br />
+Unto this pretty maid death shew&#8217;d no pity;<br />
+As soon as she&#8217;d her pail with water fill&#8217;d<br />
+Came sudden death, and life like water spill&#8217;d.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Holy Trinity Church, Hull, is an elegant marble monument by Earle, with
+figures of a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> mother and two children. The inscription tells a painful
+story, and is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Our John William</span>,</p>
+
+<p>In the sixteenth year of his age, on the night of January 19th, 1858,
+was swept by the fury of a storm, from the pierhead, into the sea. We
+never found him&mdash;he was not, for God took him; the waves bore him to
+the hollow of the Father&#8217;s hand. With hope and joy we cherished our
+last surviving flower, but the wind passed over it, and it was gone.</p>
+
+<p>An infant brother had gone before, October 15th, 1841. In heaven their
+angel does always behold the face of our Father.</p>
+
+<p class="center">To the memory of these</p>
+
+<p>We, their parents, John and Louisa Gray erect this monument of human
+sorrow and Christian hope. &#8220;Even so, Father, for so it seemed good in
+thy sight!&#8221;</p></div>
+
+<p>The record of the death of the parents follows.</p>
+
+<p>An accidental death is recorded on a tombstone in Burton Joyce churchyard,
+placed to the memory of Elizabeth Cliff, who died in 1835:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>This monumental stone records the name<br />
+Of her who perished in the night by flame<br />
+Sudden and awful, for her hoary head;<br />
+She was brought here to sleep amongst the dead.<br />
+Her loving husband strove to damp the flame<br />
+Till he was nearly sacrificed the same,<br />
+Her sleeping dust, tho&#8217; by thee rudely trod,<br />
+Proclaims aloud, prepare to meet thy God.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A tombstone in Creton churchyard states:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>On a Thursday she was born,<br />
+On a Thursday made a bride,<br />
+On a Thursday put to bed,<br />
+On a Thursday broke her leg, and<br />
+On a Thursday died.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>From Kingsbridge, Devonshire, we have the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Here I lie, at the chancel door,<br />
+Here I lie, because I&#8217;m poor:<br />
+The farther in, the more you pay,<br />
+Here I lie as warm as they.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Kirk Hallam, Derbyshire, a good specimen of a true
+Englishman is buried, named Samuel Cleater, who died May 1st, 1811, aged
+65 years. The two-lined epitaph has such a genuine, sturdy ring about it,
+that it deserves to be rescued from oblivion:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>True to his King, his country was his glory,<br />
+When Bony won, he said it was a story.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A monument in Bakewell Church, Derbyshire, is a curiosity, blending as it
+does in a remarkable manner business, loyalty, and religion:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>To the memory of <span class="smcap">Matthew Strutt</span>, of this town, farrier, long famed in
+these parts for veterinary skill. A good neighbour, and a staunch
+friend to Church and King. Being Churchwarden at the time the present
+peal of bells were hung, through zeal for the house of God, and
+unremitting attention to the airy business of the belfry, he caught a
+cold, which terminated his existence, May 25, 1798, in the 68th year
+of his age.</p></div>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img13.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">SHORTHAND EPITAPH IN OLD ST. MARY&#8217;S CHURCH, SCULCOATES.</p>
+<p class="center"><i>From a Photo by Wellsted &amp; Son, Hull.</i></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>The old church of St. Mary&#8217;s, Sculcoates, Hull, contains several
+interesting monuments, and we give a picture from a specially taken
+photograph for this volume of a quaint-looking mural memorial, having on
+it an inscription in shorthand. In Sheahan&#8217;s &#8220;History of Hull,&#8221; the
+following translation is given:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>In the vault beneath this stone lies the body of Mrs. <span class="smcap">Jane Delamoth</span>,
+who departed this life, 10th January, 1761. She was a poor sinner, but
+not wicked without holiness, departing from good works, and departed
+in the faith of the Catholic Church, in full assurance of eternal
+happiness, by the agony and bloody sweat, by the cross and passion, by
+the precious death and burial, by the glorious resurrection and
+ascension of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Amen.</p></div>
+
+<p>We believe that the foregoing is a unique epitaph, at all events we have
+not heard of or seen any other monumental inscription in shorthand.</p>
+
+<p>The following curious epitaph is from Wirksworth, Derbyshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">Near this place lies the body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Philip Shullcross</span>,</p>
+
+<p>Once an eminent Quill-driver to the attorneys in this Town. He died
+the 17th of Nov., 1787, aged 67.</p>
+
+<p>Viewing Philip in a moral light, the most prominent and remarkable
+features in his character were his zeal and invincible attachment to
+dogs and cats, and his unbounded benevolence towards them, as well as
+towards his fellow-creatures.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">To the Critic.</span></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Seek not to show the devious paths Phil trode,<br />
+Nor tear his frailties from their dread abode,<br />
+In modest sculpture let this tombstone tell,<br />
+That much esteem&#8217;d he lived, and much regretted fell.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>At Castleton, in the Peak of Derbyshire, is another curious epitaph,
+partly in English and partly in Latin, to the memory of an attorney-at-law
+named Micah Hall, who died in 1804. It is said to have been penned by
+himself, and is more epigrammatic than reverent. It is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">To<br />
+The memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Micah Hall</span>, Gentleman,<br />
+Attorney-at-Law,<br />
+Who died on the 14th of May, 1804,<br />
+Aged 79 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 3em;">Quid eram, nescitis;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Quid sum, nescitis;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Ubi abii, nescitis;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Valete.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>This verse has been rendered thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>What I was you know not&mdash;<br />
+What I am you know not&mdash;<br />
+Whither I am gone you know not&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Go about your business.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In Sarnesfield churchyard, near Weobley, is the tombstone of John Abel,
+the celebrated architect of the market-houses of Hereford, Leominster,
+Knighton, and Brecknock, who died in the year<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> 1694, having attained the
+ripe old age of ninety-seven. The memorial stone is adorned with three
+statues in kneeling posture, representing Abel and his two wives; and also
+displayed are the emblems of his profession&mdash;the rule, the compass, and
+the square&mdash;the whole being designed and sculptured by himself. The
+epitaph, a very quaint one, was also of his own writing, and runs thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>This craggy stone a covering is for an architector&#8217;s bed;<br />
+That lofty buildings rais&egrave;d high, yet now lyes low his head;<br />
+His line and rule, so death concludes, are lock&egrave;d up in store;<br />
+Build they who list, or they who wist, for he can build no more.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">His house of clay could hold no longer<br />
+May Heaven&#8217;s joys build him a stronger.<br />
+<span class="smcap">John Abel.</span><br />
+Vive ut vivas in vitam &aelig;ternam.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In the churchyard of Walcott, Norfolk, the following cynical epitaph may
+be seen:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">In memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Wiseman</span>,<br />
+who died 5th of August, 1834, aged 72 years.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Under this marble, or under this sill,<br />
+Or under this turf, or e&#8217;en what you will,<br />
+Whatever an heir, or a friend in his stead,<br />
+Or any good creature, shall lay o&#8217;er my head,<br />
+Lies one who ne&#8217;er cared, and still cares not a pin<br />
+What they said, or may say, of the mortal within,<br />
+But who, living and dying, serene, still, and free,<br />
+Trusts in God that as well as he was he shall be.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>From Gilling churchyard, Richmondshire, is the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Unto the mournful fate of young <span class="smcap">John Moore</span>,<br />
+Who fell a victim to some villain&#8217;s power;<br />
+In Richmond Lane, near to Ask Hall, &#8217;tis said,<br />
+There was his life most cruelly betray&#8217;d.<br />
+Shot with a gun, by some abandon&#8217;d rake,<br />
+Then knock&#8217;d o&#8217; th&#8217; head with a hedging stake,<br />
+His soul, I trust, is with the blest above,<br />
+There to enjoy eternal rest and love;<br />
+Then let us pray his murderer to discover,<br />
+That he to justice may be brought over.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The crime occurred in 1750, and the murderer was never discovered.</p>
+
+<p>From a gravestone in Patcham was copied the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Sacred to the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Daniel Scales</span>,<br />
+who was unfortunately shot on Tuesday evening,<br />
+Nov. 7, 1796.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Alas! swift flew the fated lead,<br />
+Which pierced through the young man&#8217;s head,<br />
+He instant fell, resigned his breath,<br />
+And closed his languid eyes on death.<br />
+And you who to this stone draw near,<br />
+Oh! pray let fall the pitying tear,<br />
+From this sad instance may we all<br />
+Prepare to meet Jehovah&#8217;s call.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The real story of Scales&#8217; death is given in Chambers&#8217;s &#8220;Book of Days,&#8221; and
+is as follows: Daniel<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span> Scales was a desperate smuggler, and one night he,
+with many more, was coming from Brighton heavily laden, when the Excise
+officers and soldiers fell in with them. The smugglers fled in all
+directions; a riding officer, as such persons were called, met this man,
+and called upon him to surrender his booty, which he refused to do. The
+officer knew that &#8220;he was too good a man for him, for they had tried it
+out before; so he shot Daniel through the head.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The following inscription copied from a monument at Darfield, near
+Barnsley, records a murder which occurred on the spot where the stone is
+placed:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">Sacred<br />
+To the memory of<br />
+<span class="smcap">Thomas Depledge</span>,<br />
+Who was murdered at Darfield,<br />
+On the 11th of October, 1841.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>At midnight drear by this wayside<br />
+A murdered man poor <span class="smcap">Depledge</span> died,<br />
+The guiltless victim of a blow<br />
+Aimed to have brought another low,<br />
+From men whom he had never harmed<br />
+By hate and drunken passions warmed.<br />
+Now learn to shun in youth&#8217;s fresh spring<br />
+The courses which to ruin bring.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>A stone dated 1853, the Minster graveyard, Beverley, is placed to the
+memory of the victim of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> a railway carriage tragedy, and bears the
+following extraordinary inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Mysterious was my cause of Death<br />
+In the Prime of Life I Fell;<br />
+For days I Lived yet ne&#8217;er had breath<br />
+The secret of my fate to tell.<br />
+Farewell my child and husband dear<br />
+By cruel hands I leave you,<br />
+Now that I&#8217;m dead, and sleeping here,<br />
+My Murderer may deceive you,<br />
+Though I am dead, yet I shall live,<br />
+I must my Murderer meet,<br />
+And then Evidence, shall give<br />
+My cause of death complete.<br />
+Forgive my child and husband dear,<br />
+That cruel Man of blood;<br />
+He soon for murder must appear<br />
+Before the Son of God.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Near the west end of Holy Trinity Church, Stalham, Norfolk, may be seen a
+gravestone bearing the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center"><span class="smcap">James Amies</span>, 1831.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Here lies an honest independent man,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Boast more ye great ones if ye can;</span><br />
+I have been kicked by a bull and ram,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Now let me lay contented as I am.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following singular verse occurs upon a tombstone contiguous to the
+chancel door in Grindon churchyard, near Leek, Staffordshire:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Farewell, dear friends; to follow me prepare;<br />
+Also our loss we&#8217;d have you to beware,<br />
+And your own business mind. Let us alone,<br />
+For you have faults great plenty of your own.<br />
+Judge not of us, now We are in our Graves<br />
+Lest ye be Judg&#8217;d and awfull Sentence have;<br />
+For Backbiters, railers, thieves, and liars,<br />
+Must torment have in Everlasting Fires.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On a stone in the north aisle of the church of St. Peter of Mancroft,
+Norwich, is the following pathetic inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Susan Browne</span>, the last deceased of eleven children (the first ten
+interr&#8217;d before the northern porch) from their surviving parents, John
+and Susan his wife. She sought a city to come, and upon the 30th of
+August departed hence and found it.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td align="center">A<sup>o</sup> &AElig;t. 19. Dm. 1686.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Here lies a single Flower scarcely blowne,<br />
+Ten more, before the Northern Door are strowne,<br />
+Pluckt from the self-same Stalke, only to be<br />
+Transplanted to a better Nursery.</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<p>From Hedon, in Holderness, East Yorkshire, is the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lyeth the body of<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Strutton</span>, of Patrington,<br />
+Buried the 18<sup>th</sup> of May 1734<br />
+Aged 97.<br />
+Who had, by his first wife, twenty-eight children,<br />
+And by a second seventeen;<br />
+Own father to forty-five<br />
+Grand-father to eighty-six,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>Great Grand-father to ninety-seven,<br />
+And Great, Great-Grand-father to twenty-three;<br />
+In all two hundred and fifty-one.</p>
+
+<p>In Laurence Lideard churchyard, says Pettigrew, is a similar one:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">The man that rests in this grave has had 8 wives,<br />
+by whom he had 45 children, and 20 grand-<br />
+children. He was born rich, lived and<br />
+died poor, aged 94 years,<br />
+July 30th, 1774.<br />
+Born at Bewdley in Worcestershire in 1650.</p>
+
+<p>According to the epitaph of Ann Jennings at Wolstanton:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Some have children&mdash;some have none&mdash;<br />
+Here lies the mother of twenty-one.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The following quaint epitaph in Dalry Cemetery commemorates John
+Robertson, a native of the United States, who died 29th September, 1860,
+aged 22:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Oh, stranger! pause, and give one sigh<br />
+For the sake of him who here doth lie<br />
+Beneath this little mound of earth,<br />
+Two thousand miles from land of birth.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The Rev. William Mason, the Hull poet, married in 1765 Mary Sherman, of
+Hull. Two years later she died of consumption at Bristol. In the Cathedral
+of that city is a monument containing the following lines by her
+husband:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span></p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Take, holy earth! all that my soul holds dear:<br />
+Take that best gift which heaven so lately gave:<br />
+To Bristol&#8217;s fount I bore with trembling care<br />
+Her faded form; she bow&#8217;d to taste the wave,<br />
+And died. Does youth, does beauty, read the line?<br />
+Does sympathetic fear their breasts alarm?<br />
+Speak, dead Maria! breathe a strain divine;<br />
+Ev&#8217;n from the grave thou shalt have power to charm.<br />
+Bid them be chaste, be innocent, like thee;<br />
+Bid them in duty&#8217;s sphere as meekly move;<br />
+And if so fair, from vanity as free;<br />
+As firm in friendship, and as fond in love&mdash;<br />
+Tell them, though &#8217;tis an awful thing to die,<br />
+(&#8217;Twas e&#8217;en to thee) yet the dread path once trod,<br />
+Heav&#8217;n lifts its everlasting portals high,<br />
+And bids &#8220;the pure in heart behold their God.&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>How different is the sentiment of the foregoing to the following, said by
+Pettigrew and other compilers of collections of epitaphs to be inscribed
+on a monument in a Cumberland church, but as a matter of fact it does not
+exist on a memorial:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Here lies the bodies<br />
+Of <span class="smcap">Thomas Bond</span> and <span class="smcap">Mary</span> his wife.<br />
+She was temperate, chaste, and charitable;<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+She was proud, peevish, and passionate.<br />
+She was an affectionate wife, and a tender mother:<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+Her husband and child, whom she loved,<br />
+Seldom saw her countenance without a disgusting frown,<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>Whilst she received visitors, whom she despised, with an<br />
+endearing smile.<br />
+Her behaviour was discreet towards strangers;<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+Independent in her family.<br />
+Abroad, her conduct was influenced by good breeding;<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+At home, by ill temper.<br />
+She was a professed enemy to flattery,<br />
+And was seldom known to praise or commend;<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+The talents in which she principally excelled,<br />
+Were difference of opinion, and discovering flaws and<br />
+imperfections.<br />
+She was an admirable economist,<br />
+And, without prodigality,<br />
+Dispensed plenty to every person in her family;<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+Would sacrifice their eyes to a farthing candle.<br />
+She sometimes made her husband happy with her good<br />
+qualities;<br />
+<span class="smcap">But</span><br />
+Much more frequently miserable&mdash;with her many failings:<br />
+Insomuch that in thirty years cohabitation he often<br />
+lamented<br />
+That maugre of all her virtues,<br />
+He had not, in the whole, enjoyed two years of matrimonial<br />
+comfort.<br />
+<span class="smcap">At Length</span><br />
+Finding that she had lost the affections of her husband,<br />
+As well as the regard of her neighbours,<br />
+Family disputes having been divulged by servants,<br />
+She died of vexation, July 20, 1768,<br />
+Aged 48 years.<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span><br />
+Her worn out husband survived her four months and two days,<br />
+And departed this life, Nov. 28, 1768,<br />
+In the 54th year of his age.<br />
+<span class="smcap">William Bond</span>, brother to the deceased, erected this stone,<br />
+As a <i>weekly monitor</i>, to the surviving wives of this parish,<br />
+That they may avoid the infamy<br />
+Of having their memories handed to posterity<br />
+With a <span class="smcap">Patch Work</span> character.</p>
+
+<p>In St. Peter&#8217;s churchyard, Barton-on-Humber, there is a tombstone with the
+following strange inscription:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Doom&#8217;d to receive half my soul held dear,<br />
+The other half with grief, she left me here.<br />
+Ask not her name, for she was true and just;<br />
+Once a fine woman, but now a heap of dust.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>As may be inferred, no name is given; the date is 1777. A curious and
+romantic legend attaches to the epitaph. In the above year an unknown lady
+of great beauty, who is conjectured to have loved &#8220;not wisely, but too
+well,&#8221; came to reside in the town. She was accompanied by a gentleman, who
+left her after making lavish arrangements for her comfort. She was proudly
+reserved in her manners, frequently took long solitary walks, and
+studiously avoided all intercourse. In giving birth to a child she died,
+and did not disclose her name or family connections. After her decease,
+the gentleman who came with her arrived, and was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> overwhelmed with grief
+at the intelligence which awaited him. He took the child away without
+unravelling the secret, having first ordered the stone to be erected, and
+delivered into the mason&#8217;s hands the verse, which is at once a mystery and
+a memento. Such are the particulars gathered from &#8220;The Social History and
+Antiquities of Barton-on-Humber,&#8221; by H. W. Ball, issued in 1856. Since the
+publication of Mr. Ball&#8217;s book, we have received from him the following
+notes, which mar somewhat the romantic story as above related. We are
+informed that the person referred to in the epitaph was the wife of a man
+named Jonathan Burkitt, who came from the neighbourhood of Grantham. He
+had been <i>valet de chambre</i> to some gentleman or nobleman, who gave him a
+large sum of money on his marrying the lady. They came to reside at
+Barton, where she died in childbirth. Burkitt, after the death of his
+wife, left the town, taking the infant (a boy), who survived. In about
+three years he returned, and married a Miss Ostler, daughter of an
+apothecary at Barton. He there kept the &#8220;King&#8217;s Head,&#8221; a public-house at
+that time. The man got through about &pound;2,000 between leaving Grantham and
+marrying his second wife.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>On the north wall of the chancel of Southam Church is a slab to the memory
+of the Rev. Samuel Sands, who, being embarrassed in consequence of his
+extensive liberality, committed suicide in his study (now the hall of the
+rectory). The peculiarity of the inscription, instead of suppressing
+inquiry, invariably raises curiosity respecting it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>Near this place was deposited, on the 23rd April, 1815, the remains of
+S. S., 38 years rector of this parish.</p></div>
+
+<p>From St. Margaret&#8217;s, Lynn, on William Scrivenor, cook to the Corporation,
+who died in 1684, we have the following epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Alas! alas! <span class="smcap">Will. Scrivenor&#8217;s</span> dead, who by his art,<br />
+Could make Death&#8217;s Skeleton edible in each part.<br />
+Mourn, squeamish Stomachs, and ye curious Palates,<br />
+You&#8217;ve lost your dainty Dishes and your Salades:<br />
+Mourn for yourselves, but not for him i&#8217; th&#8217; least.<br />
+He&#8217;s gone to taste of a more Heav&#8217;nly Feast.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>The next was written by Capt. Morris on Edward Heardson (thirty years cook
+to the Beefsteak Society):&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>His last <i>steak</i> done; his fire rak&#8217;d out and dead,<br />
+<i>Dish&#8217;d</i> for the worms himself, lies <i>honest Ned</i>:<br />
+<i>We</i>, then, whose breasts bore all his <i>fleshly toils</i>,<br />
+Took all his <i>bastings</i> and shared all his <i>broils</i>;<br />
+Now, in our turn, <i>a mouthful carve</i> and <i>trim</i>,<br />
+And <i>dress</i> at Ph&oelig;bus&#8217; <i>fire</i>, one <i>scrap</i> for him:&mdash;<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>His heart which well might grace the noblest grave,<br />
+Was grateful, patient, modest, just and brave;<br />
+And ne&#8217;er did earth&#8217;s wide maw <i>a morsel</i> gain<br />
+Of <i>kindlier juices</i> or more tender <i>grain</i>;<br />
+His tongue, where duteous friendship humbly dwelt,<br />
+Charm&#8217;d all who heard the faithful zeal he felt;<br />
+Still to whatever end his <i>chops</i> he mov&#8217;d,<br />
+&#8217;Twas all <i>well season&#8217;d</i>, <i>relish&#8217;d</i>, and approv&#8217;d;<br />
+This room his heav&#8217;n!&mdash;When threat&#8217;ning Fate drew nigh<br />
+The closing shade that dimm&#8217;d his ling&#8217;ring eye,<br />
+His last fond hopes, betray&#8217;d by many a tear,<br />
+Were&mdash;That his life&#8217;s last <i>spark</i> might glimmer here;<br />
+And the last words that choak&#8217;d his parting sigh&mdash;<br />
+&#8220;Oh! at your feet, dear masters, let me die!&#8221;</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In St. John&#8217;s churchyard, Chester, is an inscription as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Under this stone lieth the Broken<br />
+Remains of <span class="smcap">Stephen Jones</span> who had<br />
+his leg cut off without the Consent of<br />
+Wife or Friends on the 23rd October,<br />
+1842, in which day he died. Aged 31 years.<br />
+Reader I bid you farewell. May<br />
+the Lord have mercy on you in the<br />
+day of trouble.</p>
+
+<p>An inscription in St. Michael&#8217;s churchyard, Macclesfield, illustrates the
+weakness for the love of display of the poor at a funeral:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Mary Broomfield</span><br />
+dyd 19 Novr., 1755, aged 80.</p>
+
+<p>The chief concern of her life for the last twenty years was to order
+and provide for her funeral. Her greatest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> pleasure was to think and
+talk about it. She lived many years on a pension of ninepence a week,
+and yet she saved &pound;5, which, at her own request, was laid out on her
+funeral.</p></div>
+
+<p>We give as the frontispiece to this volume a picture of the Martyrs&#8217;
+Monument, in Greyfriars&#8217; churchyard, Edinburgh. The graves of the martyrs
+are in that part of the burial-ground where criminals were interred, and
+an allusion is made to this fact in the inscription that follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Halt, passenger, take heed what you do see,<br />
+This tomb doth shew for what some men did die.<br />
+Here lies interr&#8217;d the dust of those who stood<br />
+&#8217;Gainst perjury, resisting unto blood;<br />
+Adhering to the covenants and laws;<br />
+Establishing the same: which was the cause<br />
+Their lives were sacrific&#8217;d unto the lust<br />
+Of prelatists abjur&#8217;d; though here their dust<br />
+Lies mixt with murderers and other crew,<br />
+Whom justice justly did to death pursue.<br />
+But as for them, no cause was to be found<br />
+Worthy of death; but only they were found<br />
+Constant and steadfast, zealous, witnessing<br />
+For the prerogatives of Christ their King;<br />
+Which truths were seal&#8217;d by famous Guthrie&#8217;s head,<br />
+And all along to Mr. Renwick&#8217;s blood:<br />
+They did endure the wrath of enemies:<br />
+Reproaches, torments, deaths and injuries.<br />
+But yet they&#8217;re those, who from such troubles came,<br />
+And now triumph in glory with the Lamb.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>From May 27th, 1661, that the most noble Marquis of Argyle was
+beheaded, to the 17th February, 1688, that Mr. James Renwick suffered,
+were one way or other murdered and destroyed for the same cause about
+eighteen thousand, of whom were executed at Edinburgh about an hundred
+of noblemen, gentlemen, ministers and others, noble martyrs for <span class="smcap">Jesus
+Christ</span>. The most of them lie here.</p>
+
+<p>The above monument was first erected by James Currie, merchant,
+Pentland, and others, in 1706; renewed in 1771.</p>
+
+<p class="hang">Rev. vi. 9.&mdash;And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the
+altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for
+the testimony which they held.<br />
+<br />
+10.&mdash;And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy
+and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?<br />
+<br />
+11.&mdash;And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was
+said unto them that they should rest yet for a little season, until
+their fellow-servants also and their brethren, that should be killed
+as they were, should be fulfilled.</p>
+
+<p class="hang">Chap. vii. 14.&mdash;These are they which came out of great tribulation,
+and have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the
+Lamb.</p>
+
+<p class="hang">Chap. ii. 10.&mdash;Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a
+crown of life.</p></div>
+
+<p>The following is stated to have been added to the monument at a subsequent
+date, but at the present time there is not any trace of it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span></p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>Yes, though the sceptic&#8217;s tongue deride<br />
+Those martyrs who for conscience died&mdash;<br />
+Though modern history blight their fame,<br />
+And sneering courtiers hoot the name<br />
+Of men who dared alone be free,<br />
+Amidst a nation&#8217;s slavery;&mdash;<br />
+Yet long for them the poet&#8217;s lyre<br />
+Shall wake its notes of heavenly fire;<br />
+Their names shall nerve the patriot&#8217;s hand<br />
+Upraised to save a sinking land;<br />
+And piety shall learn to burn<br />
+With holier transports o&#8217;er their urn.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">James Grahame.</span></span><br />
+Peace to their mem&#8217;ry! let no impious breath<br />
+Sell their fair fame, or triumph o&#8217;er their death.<br />
+Let Scotia&#8217;s grateful sons their tear-drops shed,<br />
+Where low they lie in honour&#8217;s gory bed;<br />
+Rich with the spoil their glorious deeds had won,<br />
+And purchas&#8217;d freedom to a land undone&mdash;<br />
+A land which owes its glory and its worth<br />
+To those whom tyrants banish&#8217;d from the earth.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>For the accomplishment of this resolution, the three kingdoms lie
+under no small debt of gratitude to the Covenanters. They suffered and
+bled both in fields and on scaffolds for the cause of civil and
+religious liberty; and shall we reap the fruit of their sufferings,
+their prayers and their blood, and yet treat their memory either with
+indifference or scorn? No! whatever minor faults may be laid to their
+charge, whatever trivial accusations may be brought against them, it
+cannot be but acknowledged that they were the men who, &#8220;singly and
+alone,&#8221; stood forward in defence of Scotland&#8217;s dearest rights, and to
+whom we at the present day owe everything that is valuable to us
+either as men or as Christians.</p></div>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span></p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img14.jpg" alt="" /></div>
+<p class="caption">THE PUZZLE.</p>
+<p class="center"><i>Reproduced from a picture published in 1796.</i></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>It is an easy matter to arrange words forming a simple sentence in English
+to appear like Latin. This was successfully done in 1796, when a print was
+published under the title of &#8220;The Puzzle.&#8221; &#8220;This curious inscription is
+humbly dedicated,&#8221; says the author, &#8220;to the penetrating geniuses of
+Oxford, Cambridge, Eton, and the learned Society<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span> of Antiquaries.&#8221; The
+words have every appearance of a Latin inscription, but if the stops and
+capital letters or division of the words are disregarded, the epitaph may
+easily be read as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center">Beneath<br />
+this stone reposeth<br />
+<span class="smcap">Claud Coster</span>,<br />
+tripe-seller, of Impington,<br />
+as doth his consort Jane.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/img15.jpg" alt="Ye Ende" /></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span></p>
+<p class="title">Index.</p>
+
+
+<p class="index">
+Abdidge, John, <a href="#Page_5">5</a><br />
+<br />
+Abel, John, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<br />
+Abery, Sarah, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Abingdon, John, <a href="#Page_7">7</a><br />
+<br />
+Acrostic, <a href="#Page_170">170</a>, <a href="#Page_172">172</a>, <a href="#Page_173">173</a><br />
+<br />
+Actors and Musicians, Epitaphs on, <a href="#Page_73">73-91</a><br />
+<br />
+Adderly, Sampson, <a href="#Page_38">38</a><br />
+<br />
+Alexander, J. H., <a href="#Page_83">83</a><br />
+<br />
+Alfred, King of Northumbria, <a href="#Page_179">179</a><br />
+<br />
+Aliscombe, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Alley, Samuel, <a href="#Page_142">142</a><br />
+<br />
+Amelia, Princess, <a href="#Page_45">45</a><br />
+<br />
+Amies, James, <a href="#Page_220">220</a><br />
+<br />
+Amputation, Death from, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Amys, Thomas, <a href="#Page_209">209</a><br />
+<br />
+Andrews, Sarah, <a href="#Page_41">41</a><br />
+<br />
+Appleby, H. C., quoted, <a href="#Page_167">167</a><br />
+<br />
+Architect, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<br />
+Armison, Sarah, <a href="#Page_40">40</a><br />
+<br />
+Ashford, Mary, <a href="#Page_199">199</a><br />
+<br />
+Ashover, <a href="#Page_77">77</a><br />
+<br />
+Atholl, Duke of, <a href="#Page_146">146</a><br />
+<br />
+Attorney-at-Law, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<br />
+Ault Hucknall, <a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+<br />
+Axon, W. E. A., quoted, <a href="#Page_198">198</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Bacchanalian Epitaphs, <a href="#Page_105">105-118</a><br />
+<br />
+Bagshaw, Samuel, <a href="#Page_15">15</a><br />
+<br />
+Baily, Mary, <a href="#Page_41">41</a><br />
+<br />
+Baker, <a href="#Page_19">19</a><br />
+<br />
+Bakewell, <a href="#Page_121">121-125</a>, <a href="#Page_117">117</a>, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Ball, H. W., quoted, <a href="#Page_225">225</a><br />
+<br />
+Barber-surgeons, <a href="#Page_172">172-173</a>, <a href="#Page_177">177</a><br />
+<br />
+Bardsley, Rev. C. W., <a href="#Page_22">22</a><br />
+<br />
+Barker, Christopher, <a href="#Page_33">33</a><br />
+<br />
+Barnstaple, <a href="#Page_139">139</a><br />
+<br />
+Barrow-on-Soar, <a href="#Page_138">138</a><br />
+<br />
+Barton, Norfolk, <a href="#Page_209">209</a><br />
+<br />
+Barton-on-Humber, <a href="#Page_225">225</a><br />
+<br />
+Barwick-in-Elmet, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Baskerville, <a href="#Page_33">33</a><br />
+<br />
+Bassoon player, <a href="#Page_77">77</a><br />
+<br />
+Bath, <a href="#Page_80">80</a><br />
+<br />
+Battersea, <a href="#Page_55">55</a><br />
+<br />
+Battle, wager of, <a href="#Page_199">199-201</a><br />
+<br />
+Beach, Mary, <a href="#Page_43">43</a><br />
+<br />
+Becke, Rev. J., <a href="#Page_136">136</a><br />
+<br />
+Beckenham, <a href="#Page_42">42</a><br />
+<br />
+Beckley, <a href="#Page_85">85</a><br />
+<br />
+Bede, Cuthbert, quoted, <a href="#Page_125">125</a><br />
+<br />
+Bedworth, <a href="#Page_97">97</a><br />
+<br />
+Beefsteak Society, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Belbroughton, <a href="#Page_126">126</a><br />
+<br />
+Bell, Nathaniel, <a href="#Page_39">39</a><br />
+<br />
+Bellow, J. F., <a href="#Page_52">52</a><br />
+<br />
+Bellows-maker, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Berkeley, <a href="#Page_3">3</a><br />
+<br />
+Besford, <a href="#Page_39">39</a><br />
+<br />
+Betts, Sarah, <a href="#Page_41">41</a><br />
+<br />
+Beverley, <a href="#Page_52">52</a>, <a href="#Page_58">58</a>, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>, <a href="#Page_219">219</a><br />
+<br />
+Biffin, Sarah, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+Bill o&#8217; Jacks and Tom o&#8217; Bills, <a href="#Page_201">201</a><br />
+<br />
+Billinge, Wm., <a href="#Page_49">49</a><br />
+<br />
+Bingham, <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Bingley, <a href="#Page_130">130</a><br />
+<br />
+Birmingham, <a href="#Page_33">33</a><br />
+<br />
+Birstal, <a href="#Page_97">97</a><br />
+<br />
+Blackett, Joseph, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Blacksmith, <a href="#Page_11">11</a><br />
+<br />
+Bletchley, <a href="#Page_139">139</a><br />
+<br />
+Blind Jack, <a href="#Page_149">149-153</a><br />
+<br />
+Bloomfield, Mary, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Boar&#8217;s Head, <a href="#Page_114">114-116</a><br />
+<br />
+Bodger, Samuel, <a href="#Page_56">56</a><br />
+<br />
+Boles, Richard, <a href="#Page_51">51</a><br />
+<br />
+Bolsover, <a href="#Page_3">3</a><br />
+<br />
+Bolton, Lancashire, <a href="#Page_158">158</a><br />
+<br />
+Bolton, Yorkshire, <a href="#Page_153">153</a><br />
+<br />
+Bond, Thomas and Mary, <a href="#Page_223">223</a><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Book of Days,&#8221; quoted, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>, <a href="#Page_128">128</a>, <a href="#Page_218">218</a><br />
+<br />
+Booker, Dr., quoted, <a href="#Page_199">199</a><br />
+<br />
+Bookseller, <a href="#Page_9">9</a><br />
+<br />
+Booth, Jno., <a href="#Page_75">75</a><br />
+<br />
+Booth, Tom, <a href="#Page_94">94-97</a><br />
+<br />
+Boston, America, <a href="#Page_28">28</a>, <a href="#Page_30">30</a><br />
+<br />
+Botanist, <a href="#Page_22">22</a><br />
+<br />
+Bowes, <a href="#Page_205">205</a><br />
+<br />
+Bradbury, William and Thomas, <a href="#Page_201">201</a><br />
+<br />
+Bradley, William, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span><br />
+Bray, Henrietta M., <a href="#Page_80">80</a><br />
+<br />
+Bremhill, <a href="#Page_50">50</a><br />
+<br />
+Brewer, <a href="#Page_105">105</a><br />
+<br />
+Brickmaker, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Bridgeford-on-the-Hill, <a href="#Page_5">5</a><br />
+<br />
+Briggs, Hezekiah, <a href="#Page_130">130</a><br />
+<br />
+Brighton, <a href="#Page_59">59</a><br />
+<br />
+Briscoe, John D., quoted, <a href="#Page_158">158</a><br />
+<br />
+Briscoe, J. Potter, quoted, <a href="#Page_110">110</a>, <a href="#Page_203">203</a><br />
+<br />
+Bristol, <a href="#Page_19">19</a>, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Broadbent, Jno., <a href="#Page_132">132</a><br />
+<br />
+Bromsgrove, <a href="#Page_6">6</a><br />
+<br />
+Brousard, James, <a href="#Page_36">36</a><br />
+<br />
+Browne, Susan, <a href="#Page_221">221</a><br />
+<br />
+Buckett, Jno., <a href="#Page_107">107</a><br />
+<br />
+Builder, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Bullen, Rev. H., <a href="#Page_7">7</a><br />
+<br />
+Bullingham, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Bunney, <a href="#Page_101">101</a><br />
+<br />
+Burbage, <a href="#Page_91">91</a><br />
+<br />
+Burkitt, Jonathan, <a href="#Page_226">226</a><br />
+<br />
+Burned to death, <a href="#Page_213">213</a><br />
+<br />
+Burns, Robert, quoted, <a href="#Page_109">109</a><br />
+<br />
+Burton, <a href="#Page_205">205</a><br />
+<br />
+Burton, Edward, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+Burton, Joyce, <a href="#Page_213">213</a><br />
+<br />
+Burton-on-Trent, <a href="#Page_38">38</a><br />
+<br />
+Bury, St. Edmunds, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_57">57</a>, <a href="#Page_211">211</a>, <a href="#Page_212">212</a><br />
+<br />
+Butler, a, <a href="#Page_106">106</a><br />
+<br />
+Butler, Samuel, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>, <a href="#Page_164">164-166</a><br />
+<br />
+Butler, Samuel William, <a href="#Page_82">82</a><br />
+<br />
+Buttress, J. E., <a href="#Page_69">69</a><br />
+<br />
+Byfield, Sarah, <a href="#Page_111">111</a><br />
+<br />
+Byng, John, <a href="#Page_67">67</a><br />
+<br />
+Byron, Lord, <a href="#Page_8">8</a>, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Bywater, Jno., <a href="#Page_112">112</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Cadman, <a href="#Page_86">86</a><br />
+<br />
+Caerlaverock, <a href="#Page_174">174</a><br />
+<br />
+Campbell, Patrick, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Carmichael, Jas., <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Carpenter, <a href="#Page_15">15</a><br />
+<br />
+Carrier, <a href="#Page_8">8</a><br />
+<br />
+Cartwright, Hy., <a href="#Page_94">94</a><br />
+<br />
+Cary, Rev. H. F., quoted, <a href="#Page_183">183</a><br />
+<br />
+Castleton, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<br />
+Cave, of Barrow-on-Soar, <a href="#Page_138">138</a><br />
+<br />
+Cave, Edward, <a href="#Page_11">11</a><br />
+<br />
+Cave, Jos., <a href="#Page_10">10</a><br />
+<br />
+Cave, William, <a href="#Page_11">11</a><br />
+<br />
+Caxton, William, <a href="#Page_24">24</a><br />
+<br />
+Chambers, Dr. Wm., <a href="#Page_24">24</a>, <a href="#Page_25">25</a><br />
+<br />
+Chancel door, buried at the, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Chapman, Dr. T., <a href="#Page_154">154</a><br />
+<br />
+Chapman, Wm., <a href="#Page_42">42</a><br />
+<br />
+Charles I., <a href="#Page_51">51</a><br />
+<br />
+Charles II., epitaph on, <a href="#Page_169">169</a><br />
+<br />
+Charlton, Jno., <a href="#Page_92">92</a><br />
+<br />
+Chatham, <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+<br />
+Chatsworth, <a href="#Page_35">35</a><br />
+<br />
+Checkley, <a href="#Page_135">135</a><br />
+<br />
+Chelsea Hospital veteran, <a href="#Page_49">49</a><br />
+<br />
+Chepman, William, <a href="#Page_24">24-25</a><br />
+<br />
+Chepstow, <a href="#Page_170">170</a><br />
+<br />
+Chester, <a href="#Page_13">13</a>, <a href="#Page_57">57</a>, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Clay, Hercules, <a href="#Page_168">168</a><br />
+<br />
+Clay, Thomas, <a href="#Page_117">117</a><br />
+<br />
+Cleater, Samuel, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Clemetshaw, Hy., <a href="#Page_73">73</a><br />
+<br />
+Cliff, Elizabeth, <a href="#Page_213">213</a><br />
+<br />
+Clifton, <a href="#Page_80">80</a><br />
+<br />
+Clockmakers, <a href="#Page_1">1-5</a><br />
+<br />
+Cloth-drawer, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Coachdriver, <a href="#Page_7">7</a><br />
+<br />
+Coffin, curious, <a href="#Page_166">166</a><br />
+<br />
+Coincidences, remarkable, <a href="#Page_178">178</a><br />
+<br />
+Cole, Dean, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Cole, of Lillington, <a href="#Page_138">138</a><br />
+
+<br />
+Collison, D., <a href="#Page_70">70</a><br />
+<br />
+Colton, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Cooks, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Corby, <a href="#Page_20">20</a><br />
+<br />
+Corporation cook, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Corser, Henry, <a href="#Page_178">178</a><br />
+<br />
+Coster, Claude, <a href="#Page_232">232-233</a><br />
+<br />
+Cotton, John, <a href="#Page_28">28</a><br />
+<br />
+Coventry, <a href="#Page_34">34</a>, <a href="#Page_101">101</a>, <a href="#Page_103">103</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Coventry Mercury</i>, <a href="#Page_34">34</a><br />
+<br />
+Cowper, Wm., <a href="#Page_182">182</a>, <a href="#Page_184">184-185</a><br />
+<br />
+Crackles, Thos., <a href="#Page_70">70</a><br />
+<br />
+Crazford, <a href="#Page_119">119</a><br />
+<br />
+Creton, <a href="#Page_213">213</a><br />
+<br />
+Crich, Vicar of, <a href="#Page_12">12</a><br />
+<br />
+Cricketer, <a href="#Page_102">102</a>, <a href="#Page_103">103</a><br />
+<br />
+Cruikshank, George, <a href="#Page_192">192-194</a><br />
+<br />
+Cruker, Joseph, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Currie, James, <a href="#Page_230">230</a><br />
+<br />
+Cynical epitaph, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Dalamoth, Jane, <a href="#Page_215">215</a><br />
+<br />
+Dale, John, <a href="#Page_177">177</a><br />
+<br />
+Dalry, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Danish soldiers, <a href="#Page_52">52-55</a><br />
+<br />
+Darenth, <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+<br />
+Darfield, <a href="#Page_219">219</a><br />
+<br />
+Darlington, <a href="#Page_132">132</a><br />
+<br />
+Darnborough, Wm., <a href="#Page_131">131</a><br />
+<br />
+Dart, Rose, <a href="#Page_139">139</a><br />
+<br />
+Dartmouth, <a href="#Page_66">66</a><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span><br />
+Davidson, Alex., <a href="#Page_67">67</a><br />
+<br />
+Day, Will., <a href="#Page_136">136</a><br />
+<br />
+Deaf and dumb man, <a href="#Page_205">205</a><br />
+<br />
+Deakin, Rowland, <a href="#Page_157">157</a><br />
+<br />
+Deal, <a href="#Page_68">68</a>, <a href="#Page_69">69</a><br />
+<br />
+Deal boatman, <a href="#Page_68">68</a><br />
+<br />
+Deans, Jeanie, <a href="#Page_173">173-174</a><br />
+<br />
+Death from political excitement, <a href="#Page_204">204</a><br />
+<br />
+Defoe, Daniel, <a href="#Page_181">181</a><br />
+<br />
+Depledge, Thomas, <a href="#Page_219">219</a><br />
+<br />
+Dereham, <a href="#Page_182">182</a><br />
+<br />
+Devonshire, Duke of, <a href="#Page_35">35</a><br />
+<br />
+Dinsdale, Dr. F., <a href="#Page_207">207</a><br />
+<br />
+Disley, <a href="#Page_36">36</a><br />
+<br />
+Dixon, Geo., <a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Domestic Annals of Scotland,&#8221; quoted, <a href="#Page_156">156</a><br />
+<br />
+Dove, John, <a href="#Page_109">109</a><br />
+<br />
+Drew, Mary, <a href="#Page_210">210</a><br />
+<br />
+Drowned, <a href="#Page_212">212-213</a><br />
+<br />
+Drunkard, <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+<br />
+Dublin, <a href="#Page_30">30</a><br />
+<br />
+Duck, S., <a href="#Page_87">87-90</a><br />
+<br />
+Dunkeld, <a href="#Page_156">156</a><br />
+<br />
+Dunse, <a href="#Page_83">83</a><br />
+<br />
+Dunton, <a href="#Page_7">7</a><br />
+<br />
+Dwarf, Yorkshire, <a href="#Page_160">160</a><br />
+<br />
+Dyer, <a href="#Page_16">16</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Eakring, <a href="#Page_94">94</a><br />
+<br />
+Early English epitaph, <a href="#Page_209">209</a><br />
+<br />
+Earthenware, dealer in, <a href="#Page_13">13</a><br />
+<br />
+Earwaker, J. P., <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Easton, Wm., <a href="#Page_70">70</a><br />
+<br />
+Ecclesfield, <a href="#Page_94">94</a><br />
+<br />
+Edensor, <a href="#Page_35">35</a>, <a href="#Page_36">36</a><br />
+<br />
+Edinburgh, <a href="#Page_24">24</a>, <a href="#Page_32">32</a>, <a href="#Page_186">186</a>, <a href="#Page_229">229</a><br />
+<br />
+Edmonds, Jno., <a href="#Page_66">66</a><br />
+<br />
+Edmonton, <a href="#Page_183">183</a><br />
+<br />
+Edwalton, <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Edwin and Emma,&#8221; <a href="#Page_206">206</a><br />
+<br />
+Eltham, <a href="#Page_39">39</a><br />
+<br />
+Engine-driver, <a href="#Page_6">6</a><br />
+<br />
+Engineer, <a href="#Page_6">6</a><br />
+<br />
+Epitaphs on Soldiers and Sailors, <a href="#Page_49">49-72</a><br />
+<br />
+Epsom, <a href="#Page_41">41</a><br />
+<br />
+Eton, <a href="#Page_111">111</a><br />
+<br />
+Etty, Wm., <a href="#Page_190">190-192</a><br />
+<br />
+Exciseman, <a href="#Page_116">116</a><br />
+<br />
+Eyre, Vincent, <a href="#Page_203">203-205</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Fairholt, F. W., <a href="#Page_190">190</a><br />
+<br />
+Families, large, <a href="#Page_221">221-222</a><br />
+<br />
+Fatal prize-fights, <a href="#Page_102">102</a><br />
+<br />
+Faulkner, George, <a href="#Page_30">30</a><br />
+<br />
+Female soldiers, <a href="#Page_58">58</a><br />
+<br />
+Fiddler, <a href="#Page_75">75</a><br />
+<br />
+Field, Bishop, <a href="#Page_135">135</a><br />
+<br />
+Field, Joseph, <a href="#Page_134">134</a><br />
+<br />
+Fisher, Jno., <a href="#Page_39">39</a><br />
+<br />
+Flixton, <a href="#Page_75">75</a><br />
+<br />
+Flockton, Thomas, <a href="#Page_132">132</a><br />
+<br />
+Folkestone, <a href="#Page_112">112</a><br />
+<br />
+Fools, <a href="#Page_85">85</a><br />
+<br />
+Fort William, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Franklin, Abiah, <a href="#Page_30">30</a><br />
+<br />
+Franklin, Benjamin, <a href="#Page_26">26-30</a><br />
+<br />
+Franklin, Josiah, <a href="#Page_30">30</a><br />
+<br />
+Freland, Mrs., <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Garden, burial in, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+Gardener, <a href="#Page_36">36</a><br />
+<br />
+Garrick, David, <a href="#Page_78">78</a>;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">quoted, <a href="#Page_80">80</a>, <a href="#Page_188">188</a></span><br />
+<br />
+Gaskoin, Jenny, <a href="#Page_43">43-45</a><br />
+<br />
+Gaskoin, Mary, <a href="#Page_45">45</a><br />
+<br />
+Gay, <a href="#Page_210">210</a><br />
+<br />
+Gedge, L., <a href="#Page_31">31</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i>, quoted, <a href="#Page_123">123</a><br />
+<br />
+George III., <a href="#Page_43">43</a><br />
+<br />
+George IV., <a href="#Page_61">61</a><br />
+<br />
+Giant, Yorkshire, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+<br />
+Gilling, <a href="#Page_218">218</a><br />
+<br />
+Gillingham, <a href="#Page_84">84</a><br />
+<br />
+Gladiator, <a href="#Page_101">101</a><br />
+<br />
+Glasgow, <a href="#Page_83">83-84</a><br />
+<br />
+Gloucester Abbey, <a href="#Page_167">167</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Gloucester Notes and Queries</i>, <a href="#Page_181">181</a><br />
+<br />
+Goldsmith, Dr. O., <a href="#Page_115">115</a><br />
+<br />
+Goldsmith, Thomas, <a href="#Page_66">66</a><br />
+<br />
+Good and Faithful Servants, <a href="#Page_35">35-43</a><br />
+<br />
+Grainge, Wm., quoted, <a href="#Page_153">153</a><br />
+<br />
+Gray, Catherine, <a href="#Page_13">13</a><br />
+<br />
+Gray, John William, <a href="#Page_213">213</a><br />
+<br />
+Gray, Robert, <a href="#Page_18">18</a><br />
+<br />
+Great events, <a href="#Page_155">155</a><br />
+<br />
+Great Limber, <a href="#Page_43">43</a><br />
+<br />
+Great Marlow, <a href="#Page_38">38</a><br />
+<br />
+Greenwich, <a href="#Page_107">107</a><br />
+<br />
+Griffiths, George, <a href="#Page_56">56</a><br />
+<br />
+Grindon, <a href="#Page_220">220</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Guardian</i>, quoted, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Guy, John, <a href="#Page_166">166-167</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Hackett, Robert, <a href="#Page_92">92</a><br />
+<br />
+Haigh, Brian, <a href="#Page_177">177</a><br />
+<br />
+Hall, Micah, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span><br />
+Hamilton, <a href="#Page_72">72</a><br />
+<br />
+Hampstead, <a href="#Page_4">4</a><br />
+<br />
+Hampsthwaite, <a href="#Page_160">160</a><br />
+<br />
+Hanslope, <a href="#Page_102">102</a><br />
+<br />
+Harrison, John, <a href="#Page_4">4-5</a><br />
+<br />
+Harrison, Wm., <a href="#Page_71">71</a><br />
+<br />
+Hart, Thomas, <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Hartwith, <a href="#Page_131">131</a><br />
+<br />
+Haselton, Mary, <a href="#Page_211">211</a><br />
+<br />
+Hawksworth, Dr., <a href="#Page_11">11</a><br />
+<br />
+Hayley, quoted, <a href="#Page_11">11</a>, <a href="#Page_182">182</a><br />
+<br />
+Heardson, Edward, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Hedderwick, James, quoted, <a href="#Page_84">84</a><br />
+<br />
+Hedon, <a href="#Page_221">221</a><br />
+<br />
+Henbury, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+Hessel, Ph&oelig;be, <a href="#Page_58">58-64</a><br />
+<br />
+Hessle, <a href="#Page_16">16</a><br />
+<br />
+Hewet, John, <a href="#Page_210">210</a><br />
+<br />
+Heywood, James, <a href="#Page_15">15</a><br />
+<br />
+High Wycombe, <a href="#Page_5">5</a>, <a href="#Page_166">166</a><br />
+<br />
+Hill, Dr. Otwell, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Hillingdon, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+Hilton Castle, fool at, <a href="#Page_86">86</a><br />
+<br />
+Hindle, Thomas, <a href="#Page_4">4</a><br />
+<br />
+Hippisley, Jno., <a href="#Page_79">79</a><br />
+<br />
+Hiseland, Wm., <a href="#Page_49">49</a><br />
+<br />
+Hobson, carrier, <a href="#Page_8">8</a><br />
+<br />
+Hogarth, Wm., <a href="#Page_187">187-190</a><br />
+<br />
+Honest man, <a href="#Page_220">220</a><br />
+<br />
+Horncastle, <a href="#Page_72">72</a><br />
+<br />
+Hornsea, <a href="#Page_135">135</a><br />
+<br />
+Howard, John, <a href="#Page_22">22</a><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Hudibras,&#8221; author of, <a href="#Page_164">164-166</a><br />
+<br />
+Hughenden, <a href="#Page_166">166</a><br />
+<br />
+Hull, <a href="#Page_70">70</a>, <a href="#Page_71">71</a>, <a href="#Page_72">72</a>, <a href="#Page_74">74</a>, <a href="#Page_112">112</a>, <a href="#Page_127">127</a>, <a href="#Page_134">134</a>, <a href="#Page_212">212</a>, <a href="#Page_215">215</a>, <a href="#Page_223">223</a><br />
+<br />
+Hull Fair, giant at, <a href="#Page_160">160</a><br />
+<br />
+Hulm, John, <a href="#Page_34">34</a><br />
+<br />
+Huntrodds, Francis, <a href="#Page_178">178</a><br />
+<br />
+Huntsman, <a href="#Page_92">92</a>, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>, <a href="#Page_94">94</a>, <a href="#Page_97">97</a><br />
+<br />
+Hutchinson, Henry, <a href="#Page_144">144-5</a><br />
+<br />
+Hythe, <a href="#Page_104">104</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Innkeeper, <a href="#Page_106">106-110</a><br />
+<br />
+Irongray, <a href="#Page_173">173</a><br />
+<br />
+Island of Juan Fernandez, <a href="#Page_180">180</a><br />
+<br />
+Isnell, Peter, <a href="#Page_119">119</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Jackson, Thomas, <a href="#Page_84">84</a><br />
+<br />
+Jenkins, Henry, <a href="#Page_153">153-156</a><br />
+<br />
+Jennings, Ann, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Jewitt, L., quoted, <a href="#Page_121">121</a><br />
+<br />
+Jobling, Mrs. C., quoted, <a href="#Page_163">163</a><br />
+<br />
+Jones, Alderman J., <a href="#Page_167">167</a><br />
+<br />
+Jones, Edward, <a href="#Page_25">25</a><br />
+<br />
+Jones, Stephen, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Joy, Richard, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Keeper, <a href="#Page_92">92</a>, <a href="#Page_94">94</a><br />
+<br />
+Kelly, Rev. John, <a href="#Page_145">145</a><br />
+<br />
+Kempsey, <a href="#Page_40">40</a><br />
+<br />
+Kentish Samson, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+Kettlethorpe, <a href="#Page_136">136</a><br />
+<br />
+King, John, <a href="#Page_42">42</a><br />
+<br />
+Kingsbridge, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Kirk Braddan, <a href="#Page_140">140-148</a><br />
+<br />
+Kirk Hall, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Knight, Charles, <a href="#Page_91">91</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Lackington, James, <a href="#Page_9">9</a><br />
+<br />
+Lamb, Charles and Mary, <a href="#Page_183">183-185</a><br />
+<br />
+Lambert, Daniel, <a href="#Page_161">161</a><br />
+<br />
+Lambert, George, <a href="#Page_74">74</a><br />
+<br />
+Lambeth, <a href="#Page_22">22</a><br />
+<br />
+Lanchbury, Sarah, <a href="#Page_40">40</a><br />
+<br />
+Large families, <a href="#Page_221">221-222</a><br />
+<br />
+Laurence Lideard, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Leake, Thomas, <a href="#Page_97">97-100</a><br />
+<br />
+Lightning, killed by, <a href="#Page_210">210-211</a><br />
+<br />
+Lillington, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Lillyard, Maiden, <a href="#Page_158">158</a><br />
+<br />
+Lincoln, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Little Driffield, <a href="#Page_179">179</a><br />
+<br />
+Liverpool, <a href="#Page_105">105</a>, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+Lloyd, Sarah, <a href="#Page_212">212</a><br />
+<br />
+Loddon, <a href="#Page_176">176</a><br />
+<br />
+Logner Hall, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+London, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>, <a href="#Page_49">49</a>, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>, <a href="#Page_102">102</a>, <a href="#Page_108">108</a>, <a href="#Page_115">115</a>, <a href="#Page_192">192</a><br />
+<br />
+Longevity, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Longnor, <a href="#Page_15">15</a>, <a href="#Page_49">49</a><br />
+<br />
+Low value of human life, <a href="#Page_212">212</a><br />
+<br />
+Ludlow, <a href="#Page_7">7</a><br />
+<br />
+Luton, <a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+<br />
+Lydford, <a href="#Page_1">1</a><br />
+<br />
+Lynn, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Macbeth, Jno., <a href="#Page_76">76</a><br />
+<br />
+Macclesfield, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Malibran, Madame, <a href="#Page_78">78</a><br />
+<br />
+Manchester, <a href="#Page_22">22</a><br />
+<br />
+Manxland Epitaphs, <a href="#Page_140">140-148</a><br />
+<br />
+Market Weighton, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+<br />
+Marrying man, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Marten, Henry, <a href="#Page_170">170-172</a><br />
+<br />
+Martin, John, <a href="#Page_20">20</a>, <a href="#Page_147">147</a><br />
+<br />
+Martyrs&#8217; monument, <a href="#Page_229">229</a><br />
+<br />
+Mason, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Mason, Mrs. Mary, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Mason, Rev. Wm., <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span><br />
+Master of foxhounds, <a href="#Page_92">92</a><br />
+<br />
+Mather, Wm., <a href="#Page_36">36</a><br />
+<br />
+Mauchline, <a href="#Page_109">109</a><br />
+<br />
+Mawer, Rev. John, <a href="#Page_207">207</a><br />
+<br />
+Maxton, <a href="#Page_158">158</a><br />
+<br />
+M&#8217;Carrey, P., <a href="#Page_142">142</a><br />
+<br />
+M&#8217;Kay, Alex., <a href="#Page_102">102</a><br />
+<br />
+Medford, Grace, <a href="#Page_139">139</a><br />
+<br />
+Melton Mowbray, <a href="#Page_112">112</a><br />
+<br />
+Merivale, <a href="#Page_134">134</a><br />
+<br />
+Merrett, Thomas, <a href="#Page_172">172</a><br />
+<br />
+Metcalf, John, <a href="#Page_149">149-153</a><br />
+<br />
+Micklehurst, <a href="#Page_112">112</a><br />
+<br />
+Middleditch, Wm., <a href="#Page_57">57</a><br />
+<br />
+Middleton Tyas, <a href="#Page_207">207</a><br />
+<br />
+Miller, <a href="#Page_19">19</a><br />
+<br />
+Miller, Joe, <a href="#Page_86">86-91</a><br />
+<br />
+Miscellaneous Epitaphs, <a href="#Page_209">209-233</a><br />
+<br />
+Mob-Cap, <a href="#Page_45">45</a><br />
+<br />
+Model publican, <a href="#Page_198">198</a><br />
+<br />
+Moore, John, <a href="#Page_217">217</a><br />
+<br />
+Morecambe, <a href="#Page_47">47</a><br />
+<br />
+Morris, Captain, quoted, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Morville, <a href="#Page_92">92</a><br />
+<br />
+Mottram, <a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+<br />
+Murdered men, <a href="#Page_218">218-220</a><br />
+<br />
+Musicians and Actors, Epitaphs on, <a href="#Page_73">73-91</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Napier, J. M., <a href="#Page_57">57</a><br />
+<br />
+Napoleon, Emperor, <a href="#Page_142">142</a><br />
+<br />
+Negro servants, <a href="#Page_46">46</a>, <a href="#Page_47">47-48</a>, <a href="#Page_142">142</a><br />
+<br />
+Newark, <a href="#Page_168">168</a><br />
+<br />
+Newcastle-on-Tyne, <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Newhaven, <a href="#Page_105">105</a><br />
+<br />
+Newport, Mon., <a href="#Page_76">76</a><br />
+<br />
+Newton, George, <a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+<br />
+North Scarle, <a href="#Page_57">57</a><br />
+<br />
+North Wingfield, <a href="#Page_117">117</a><br />
+<br />
+Norwich, <a href="#Page_73">73</a>, <a href="#Page_80">80</a>, <a href="#Page_111">111</a>, <a href="#Page_221">221</a><br />
+<br />
+Notable Persons, Epitaphs on, <a href="#Page_149">149-208</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Notes and Queries</i>, quoted, <a href="#Page_113">113</a><br />
+<br />
+Nottingham, <a href="#Page_95">95</a>, <a href="#Page_203">203</a><br />
+<br />
+Nottingham Date-Book, quoted, <a href="#Page_95">95</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Ockham, <a href="#Page_16">16</a><br />
+<br />
+Okey, John, <a href="#Page_158">158</a><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Old Mortality,&#8221; <a href="#Page_174">174-176</a><br />
+<br />
+Ollerton, <a href="#Page_106">106</a><br />
+<br />
+Orange, Prince of, <a href="#Page_52">52</a><br />
+<br />
+Organ blower, <a href="#Page_74">74</a><br />
+<br />
+Organist, <a href="#Page_73">73</a>, <a href="#Page_74">74</a><br />
+<br />
+Oxford, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Pady, James, <a href="#Page_14">14</a><br />
+<br />
+Page, Jno. T., quoted, <a href="#Page_187">187</a>, <a href="#Page_189">189</a>, <a href="#Page_194">194-197</a><br />
+<br />
+Pannal, <a href="#Page_106">106</a><br />
+<br />
+Parish Clerks and Sextons, Epitaphs on, <a href="#Page_119">119-133</a><br />
+<br />
+Parkes, Jno., <a href="#Page_101">101</a><br />
+<br />
+Park-keeper, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Parkyns, Sir Thomas, <a href="#Page_101">101</a><br />
+<br />
+Parr, Edward, <a href="#Page_57">57</a><br />
+<br />
+Patcham, <a href="#Page_218">218</a><br />
+<br />
+Paterson, Robert, <a href="#Page_174">174-176</a><br />
+<br />
+Patrington, <a href="#Page_221">221</a><br />
+<br />
+Pearce, Dicky, <a href="#Page_85">85</a><br />
+<br />
+Peirce, Thomas, <a href="#Page_3">3</a><br />
+<br />
+Pennecuik, A., <a href="#Page_156">156</a><br />
+<br />
+Pershore, <a href="#Page_40">40</a><br />
+<br />
+Peterborough, <a href="#Page_128">128</a>, <a href="#Page_138">138</a><br />
+<br />
+Petersham, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Pettigrew, T. J., quoted, <a href="#Page_113">113</a>, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Petworth, <a href="#Page_41">41</a><br />
+<br />
+Philadelphia, <a href="#Page_28">28</a><br />
+<br />
+Phillips, John, <a href="#Page_35">35</a><br />
+<br />
+Phillpot, Geo., <a href="#Page_68">68</a><br />
+<br />
+Pickering, Robt., <a href="#Page_71">71</a><br />
+<br />
+Pickford, Rev. Jno., quoted, <a href="#Page_52">52</a><br />
+<br />
+Piper, Scotch, <a href="#Page_76">76</a><br />
+<br />
+Piscatorial epitaphs, <a href="#Page_104">104</a><br />
+<br />
+Pleasant, Toby, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+Plumber, <a href="#Page_16">16</a><br />
+<br />
+Pope, <a href="#Page_210">210</a><br />
+<br />
+Portsmouth, <a href="#Page_67">67</a>, <a href="#Page_194">194</a><br />
+<br />
+Portugal, King of, <a href="#Page_20">20</a><br />
+<br />
+Potter, <a href="#Page_13">13</a><br />
+<br />
+Pounds, John, <a href="#Page_194">194-197</a><br />
+<br />
+Poynton, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Preston, <a href="#Page_197">197</a><br />
+<br />
+Preston, Richard, <a href="#Page_132">132</a><br />
+<br />
+Preston, Robt., <a href="#Page_116">116</a><br />
+<br />
+Prissick, George, <a href="#Page_16">16</a><br />
+<br />
+Pritchard, Mrs., <a href="#Page_79">79</a><br />
+<br />
+Protestant, a zealous, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+Pryme, Abraham de la, <a href="#Page_53">53</a><br />
+<br />
+Punning Epitaphs, <a href="#Page_134">134-140</a><br />
+<br />
+Punster, <a href="#Page_140">140</a><br />
+<br />
+Putney, <a href="#Page_67">67</a><br />
+<br />
+Puzzle, the, <a href="#Page_232">232</a><br />
+<br />
+Pyper, Mary, <a href="#Page_186">186-187</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Quill-driver, <a href="#Page_215">215</a><br />
+<br />
+Quin, James, <a href="#Page_80">80</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Ragged Schools, founder of, <a href="#Page_194">194-197</a><br />
+<br />
+Railton, Martha, <a href="#Page_206">206</a><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span><br />
+Ratcliffe-on-Soar, <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Raw, Frank, <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Regicide, <a href="#Page_170">170-172</a><br />
+<br />
+Ridge, Thos., <a href="#Page_94">94</a><br />
+<br />
+Ridsdale, Jane, <a href="#Page_160">160</a><br />
+<br />
+Ringer, <a href="#Page_130">130</a><br />
+<br />
+Roberts, Anne, <a href="#Page_80">80</a><br />
+<br />
+Robertson, John, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Robinson Crusoe,&#8221; <a href="#Page_181">181</a><br />
+<br />
+Rochester on Charles II., <a href="#Page_169">169</a><br />
+<br />
+Roe, Philip, <a href="#Page_125">125</a><br />
+<br />
+Roe, Samuel, <a href="#Page_122">122</a><br />
+<br />
+Rogers, Dr. Charles, quoted, <a href="#Page_174">174</a>, <a href="#Page_176">176</a><br />
+<br />
+Rogers, Rebecca, <a href="#Page_113">113</a><br />
+<br />
+Ross, Frederick, quoted, <a href="#Page_160">160</a><br />
+<br />
+Rotherham, <a href="#Page_19">19</a><br />
+<br />
+Rothwell, Leeds, <a href="#Page_132">132</a><br />
+<br />
+Routleigh, George, <a href="#Page_1">1</a><br />
+<br />
+Rudder, Samuel, <a href="#Page_181">181</a><br />
+<br />
+Rugby, <a href="#Page_10">10</a><br />
+<br />
+Running footman, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Saddleworth, <a href="#Page_132">132</a>, <a href="#Page_201">201</a><br />
+<br />
+Sailors and Soldiers, <a href="#Page_49">49-72</a><br />
+<br />
+Salisbury, <a href="#Page_102">102</a><br />
+<br />
+Sambo&#8217;s grave, <a href="#Page_47">47-48</a><br />
+<br />
+Samson, Kentish, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+Sands, Rev. Samuel, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Santon, <a href="#Page_148">148</a><br />
+<br />
+Sarnesfield, <a href="#Page_216">216</a><br />
+<br />
+Saving money for a funeral, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Scales, Daniel, <a href="#Page_218">218</a><br />
+<br />
+Scarlett, Old, <a href="#Page_128">128-130</a><br />
+<br />
+Scatchard, Thomas, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+Scipio Africanus, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+Scotland, printing introduced into, <a href="#Page_24">24</a><br />
+<br />
+Scott, Jno., <a href="#Page_105">105</a><br />
+<br />
+Scott, Margery, <a href="#Page_156">156</a><br />
+<br />
+Scott, Sir Walter, <a href="#Page_173">173</a><br />
+<br />
+Scrivenor, Wm., <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Scrope, Capt. G., <a href="#Page_103">103</a><br />
+<br />
+Sculcoates, <a href="#Page_215">215</a><br />
+<br />
+Seaham, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Seizing the dead for debt, <a href="#Page_117">117</a><br />
+<br />
+Selby, <a href="#Page_66">66</a>, <a href="#Page_67">67</a>, <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Selkirk, Alexander, <a href="#Page_180">180</a><br />
+<br />
+Servants, Good and Faithful, <a href="#Page_35">35-43</a><br />
+<br />
+Sextons and Parish Clerks, <a href="#Page_119">119-133</a><br />
+<br />
+Shakespeare, Wm., <a href="#Page_176">176</a><br />
+<br />
+Sheffield, <a href="#Page_9">9</a><br />
+<br />
+Sherman, Mary, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Shoemaker, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Shorthand epitaph, <a href="#Page_215">215</a><br />
+<br />
+Shrewsbury, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>, <a href="#Page_157">157</a>, <a href="#Page_178">178</a><br />
+<br />
+Sign of the Boar&#8217;s Head, <a href="#Page_114">114</a><br />
+<br />
+Silkstone, <a href="#Page_13">13</a><br />
+<br />
+Simpson, Jeremiah, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+Skullcross, Philip, <a href="#Page_215">215</a><br />
+<br />
+Slaves freed, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+Slater, Joseph, <a href="#Page_2">2</a><br />
+<br />
+Sleaford, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Smith, Isaac, <a href="#Page_56">56</a><br />
+<br />
+Smith, Robt., <a href="#Page_121">121</a><br />
+<br />
+Smoke money, <a href="#Page_113">113</a><br />
+<br />
+Smuggler, <a href="#Page_218">218-219</a><br />
+<br />
+Soldiers and Sailors, <a href="#Page_49">49-72</a><br />
+<br />
+South Cave, <a href="#Page_201">201</a><br />
+<br />
+Southam, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+Southill, <a href="#Page_67">67</a><br />
+<br />
+Southwell, <a href="#Page_8">8</a><br />
+<br />
+Spalding, Jos., <a href="#Page_66">66</a><br />
+<br />
+Sparke, Rose, <a href="#Page_139">139</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Spectator</i>, quoted, <a href="#Page_68">68</a><br />
+<br />
+Spofforth, <a href="#Page_149">149</a><br />
+<br />
+Spong, John, <a href="#Page_16">16</a><br />
+<br />
+Sportsmen, Epitaphs on, <a href="#Page_92">92-104</a><br />
+<br />
+Stalham, <a href="#Page_220">220</a><br />
+<br />
+Stamford, <a href="#Page_161">161</a><br />
+<br />
+Stanton Harcourt, <a href="#Page_210">210</a><br />
+<br />
+St. Helena, <a href="#Page_142">142</a><br />
+<br />
+St. Peter&#8217;s, Isle of Thanet, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+Stockbridge, <a href="#Page_107">107</a><br />
+<br />
+Stokes, Thomas, <a href="#Page_205">205</a><br />
+<br />
+Stone, John, <a href="#Page_128">128</a><br />
+<br />
+Stoney Middleton, <a href="#Page_77">77</a><br />
+<br />
+Strange farewell sermon, <a href="#Page_12">12</a><br />
+<br />
+Street, Amos, <a href="#Page_97">97</a><br />
+<br />
+Straker, Daniel, <a href="#Page_52">52</a><br />
+<br />
+Stratford-on-Avon, <a href="#Page_176">176</a><br />
+<br />
+Strutt, Matthew, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Strutton, Wm., <a href="#Page_221">221</a><br />
+<br />
+Suffolk, Earl of, <a href="#Page_46">46</a><br />
+<br />
+Sunderland Point, <a href="#Page_47">47</a><br />
+<br />
+Sutton Coldfield, <a href="#Page_39">39</a>, <a href="#Page_198">198</a><br />
+<br />
+Swain, Charles, quoted, <a href="#Page_82">82</a><br />
+<br />
+Swair, Edward, <a href="#Page_19">19</a><br />
+<br />
+Swift, quoted, <a href="#Page_85">85</a>, <a href="#Page_90">90-91</a><br />
+<br />
+Swift, Geo., <a href="#Page_77">77</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Tales of a Grandfather,&#8221; <a href="#Page_157">157</a><br />
+<br />
+Tappy, Jas., <a href="#Page_39">39</a><br />
+<br />
+Taunton, <a href="#Page_18">18</a><br />
+<br />
+Tawton, <a href="#Page_139">139</a><br />
+<br />
+Taylor, John, <a href="#Page_13">13</a><br />
+<br />
+Taylor, Jno., quoted, <a href="#Page_108">108</a><br />
+<br />
+Tear, Daniel, <a href="#Page_148">148</a><br />
+<br />
+Teetotal, author of the word, <a href="#Page_197">197</a><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span><br />
+Tennis ball, <a href="#Page_103">103</a><br />
+<br />
+Tewkesbury Abbey, <a href="#Page_172">172</a><br />
+<br />
+Thackerey, Jos., <a href="#Page_106">106</a><br />
+<br />
+Theodore, King of Corsica, <a href="#Page_180">180</a><br />
+<br />
+Thetcher, Thomas, <a href="#Page_118">118</a><br />
+<br />
+Thompson, Francis, <a href="#Page_106">106</a><br />
+<br />
+Thompson, Rev. Patrick, <a href="#Page_140">140</a><br />
+<br />
+Thornton, Abraham, <a href="#Page_199">199</a><br />
+<br />
+Thorsby Park, <a href="#Page_95">95</a><br />
+<br />
+Thursday, events on, <a href="#Page_214">214</a><br />
+<br />
+Tideswell, <a href="#Page_177">177</a><br />
+<br />
+Tidmington, <a href="#Page_40">40</a><br />
+<br />
+Tiffey, Jack, <a href="#Page_140">140</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Times</i>, quoted, <a href="#Page_3">3</a><br />
+<br />
+Tipper, Thomas, <a href="#Page_105">105</a><br />
+<br />
+Tonbridge, <a href="#Page_111">111</a><br />
+<br />
+Tonson, Jacob, <a href="#Page_26">26</a><br />
+<br />
+Tradescants, <a href="#Page_21">21-22</a><br />
+<br />
+Tradesmen, Epitaphs on, <a href="#Page_1">1-23</a><br />
+<br />
+Trowsdale, T. B., quoted, <a href="#Page_170">170</a><br />
+<br />
+Turar, T., <a href="#Page_19">19</a><br />
+<br />
+Turner, Richard, <a href="#Page_197">197</a><br />
+<br />
+Twickenham, <a href="#Page_43">43</a><br />
+<br />
+Typographical Epitaphs, <a href="#Page_24">24-34</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Uley, <a href="#Page_181">181</a><br />
+<br />
+Upton-on-Severn, <a href="#Page_107">107</a><br />
+<br />
+Uttoxeter, <a href="#Page_2">2</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Vegetarian, <a href="#Page_181">181</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Wager of battle, <a href="#Page_199">199-201</a><br />
+<br />
+Wakefield, <a href="#Page_73">73</a><br />
+<br />
+Walcott, <a href="#Page_217">217</a><br />
+<br />
+Wales, Prince of, <a href="#Page_44">44</a><br />
+<br />
+Walford, Edward, <a href="#Page_3">3</a><br />
+<br />
+Walker, Helen, <a href="#Page_173">173</a><br />
+<br />
+Walker, John, <a href="#Page_5">5</a><br />
+<br />
+Wall, David, <a href="#Page_77">77</a><br />
+<br />
+Wallas, Robt., <a href="#Page_120">120</a><br />
+<br />
+Warren, Sir George, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+<br />
+Watchmakers, <a href="#Page_1">1-5</a><br />
+<br />
+Watson, Jos., <a href="#Page_36">36</a><br />
+<br />
+Waverley novels, <a href="#Page_175">175</a><br />
+<br />
+Weaver, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Weem, <a href="#Page_64">64</a><br />
+<br />
+Welton, <a href="#Page_202">202</a><br />
+<br />
+Westminster, <a href="#Page_24">24</a>, <a href="#Page_78">78</a>, <a href="#Page_79">79</a>, <a href="#Page_165">165</a><br />
+<br />
+Weston, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Whalley, <a href="#Page_198">198</a><br />
+<br />
+Whitaker, Dr., <a href="#Page_198">198</a><br />
+<br />
+Whitby, <a href="#Page_178">178</a><br />
+<br />
+Whitehall, Rev. J., <a href="#Page_135">135</a><br />
+<br />
+Whittaker, Wm., <a href="#Page_67">67</a><br />
+<br />
+Whitty, Mary, <a href="#Page_38">38</a><br />
+<br />
+Whitworth, Rev. R. H., quoted, <a href="#Page_97">97</a><br />
+<br />
+Wigglesworth, John, <a href="#Page_198">198</a><br />
+<br />
+Wilks, Major, <a href="#Page_142">142</a><br />
+<br />
+Williamson, Adam, <a href="#Page_32">32</a><br />
+<br />
+Wimbledon, <a href="#Page_20">20</a><br />
+<br />
+Winchester Cathedral, <a href="#Page_51">51</a>, <a href="#Page_118">118</a><br />
+<br />
+Windsor, St. George&#8217;s Chapel, <a href="#Page_45">45</a><br />
+<br />
+Wirksworth, <a href="#Page_215">215</a><br />
+<br />
+Wiseman, Wm., <a href="#Page_217">217</a><br />
+<br />
+Wolstanton, <a href="#Page_222">222</a><br />
+<br />
+Woodbridge, <a href="#Page_66">66</a><br />
+<br />
+Wordsworth, Wm., <a href="#Page_144">144</a><br />
+<br />
+Worme, Sir Richard, <a href="#Page_138">138</a><br />
+<br />
+Worrall, Thomas, <a href="#Page_126">126</a><br />
+<br />
+Wrestler, <a href="#Page_101">101</a><br />
+<br />
+Wright, Joe, <a href="#Page_20">20</a><br />
+<br />
+Wrightson, Rodger, <a href="#Page_206">206</a><br />
+<br />
+Wynter, Sir Edward, <a href="#Page_55">55</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Yarmouth, <a href="#Page_16">16</a>, <a href="#Page_56">56</a>, <a href="#Page_104">104</a><br />
+<br />
+York, <a href="#Page_191">191</a>, <a href="#Page_212">212</a><br />
+<br />
+Yorkshire dwarf, <a href="#Page_160">160</a><br />
+<br />
+Yorkshire giant, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><strong>Footnotes:</strong></p>
+
+<p><a name='f_1' id='f_1' href='#fna_1'>[1]</a> Hooper&#8217;s &#8220;Notes on the Church of St. Peter of Mancroft, Norwich&#8221;
+(1895).</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_2' id='f_2' href='#fna_2'>[2]</a> &#8220;Annals of Newark-upon-Trent,&#8221; by Cornelius Brown, published 1879.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_3' id='f_3' href='#fna_3'>[3]</a> London, 1873.</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_4' id='f_4' href='#fna_4'>[4]</a> Jno. T. Page, in &#8220;Bygone Hampshire&#8221; (1899).</p>
+
+<p><a name='f_5' id='f_5' href='#fna_5'>[5]</a> Black&#8217;s &#8220;Guide to Yorkshire.&#8221;</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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