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+Project Gutenberg's Moores Fables for the Female Sex, by Edward Moore
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+Title: Moores Fables for the Female Sex
+
+Author: Edward Moore
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+Illustrator: Henry Brooke
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+Release Date: April 22, 2012 [EBook #39499]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MOORES FABLES FOR THE FEMALE SEX ***
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+ Moores Fables
+ for
+ _The Female Sex_
+ Embellished with Engravings
+
+
+ [Illustration: "_Ye wretches, hence the Eagle cries,_
+ _Page 5._]
+
+ London,
+
+ _Printed for Scatchard & Letterman, Ave Maria Lane;
+ Longman, Hurst, Rees & Orme,
+ and H.D. Symonds, Paternoster Row.
+ 1806._
+
+ (Printed by C. Whittingham)
+
+
+
+
+FABLES FOR _THE FEMALE SEX_.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE I.
+
+THE EAGLE AND THE ASSEMBLY OF BIRDS.
+
+To her Royal Highness the Princess of Wales.
+
+
+ The moral lay, to beauty due,
+ I write, FAIR EXCELLENCE, to you;
+ Well pleas'd to hope my vacant hours
+ Have been employ'd to sweeten your's.
+ Truth under fiction I impart,
+ To weed out folly from the heart,
+ And shew the paths that lead astray
+ The wand'ring nymph from wisdom's way.
+
+ I flatter none. The great and good
+ Are by their actions understood;
+ Your monument if actions raise,
+ Shall I deface by idle praise?
+ I echo not the voice of Fame;
+ That dwells delighted on your name:
+ Her friendly tale, however true,
+ Were flatt'ry, if I told it you.
+
+ The proud, the envious, and the vain,
+ The jilt, the prude, demand my strain;
+ To these, detesting praise, I write,
+ And vent in charity my spite:
+ With friendly hand I hold the glass
+ To all, promiscuous, as they pass:
+ Should folly there her likeness view,
+ I fret not that the mirror's true;
+ If the fantastic form offend,
+ I made it not, but would amend.
+
+
+[Illustration:
+
+ _With friendly hand I hold the glass
+ To all promiscuous, as they pass;_
+
+_Page 2._
+
+_London: Published May 1st 1799 by T. Heptinstall. No. 304 High Holborn._]
+
+
+ Virtue, in ev'ry clime and age,
+ Spurns at the folly-soothing page;
+ While satire, that offends the ear
+ Of vice and passion, pleases her.
+
+ Premising this, your anger spare;
+ And claim the fable you who dare.
+
+ The BIRDS in place, by faction press'd,
+ To JUPITER their pray'rs address'd;
+ By specious lies the state was vex'd,
+ Their counsels libellers perplex'd;
+ They begg'd (to stop seditious tongues)
+ A gracious hearing of their wrongs.
+ JOVE grants their suit. The EAGLE sate,
+ Decider of the grand debate.
+
+ The PYE, to trust and pow'r preferr'd,
+ Demands permission to be heard.
+ Says he, 'Prolixity of phrase
+ You know I hate. This libel says,
+ "Some birds there are, who, prone to noise,
+ Are hir'd to silence WISDOM'S voice;
+ And, skill'd to chatter out the hour,
+ Rise by their emptiness to pow'r."
+ That this is aim'd direct at me,
+ No doubt, you'll readily agree:
+ Yet well this sage assembly knows,
+ By parts to government I rose;
+ My prudent counsels prop the state;
+ MAGPIES were never known to prate.'
+
+ The KITE rose up. His honest heart
+ In VIRTUE'S suff'rings bore a part.
+ That there were birds of prey he knew;
+ So far the libeller said true,
+ "Voracious, bold, to rapine prone,
+ Who knew no int'rest but their own;
+ Who, hov'ring o'er the farmer's yard,
+ Nor pigeon, chick, nor duckling spar'd."
+ This might be true--but if apply'd
+ To him, in troth, the sland'rer ly'd.
+ Since IGN'RANCE then might be misled,
+ Such things, he thought, were best unsaid.
+
+ The CROW was vext. As yester-morn
+ He flew across the new-sown corn,
+ A screaming boy was set for pay,
+ He knew, to drive the CROWS away:
+ SCANDAL had found him out in turn,
+ And buzz'd abroad--that CROWS love corn.
+
+ The OWL arose, with solemn face,
+ And thus harangu'd upon the case:
+ 'That MAGPIES prate, it may be true;
+ A KITE may be voracious too;
+ CROWS sometimes deal in new-sown pease;
+ He libels not, who strikes at these;
+ The slander's here--"But there are birds,
+ Whose wisdom lies in looks, not words;
+ Blund'rers who level in the dark,
+ And always shoot beside the mark."
+ He names not me; but these are hints
+ Which manifest at whom he squints;
+ I were indeed that blund'ring fowl,
+ To question if he meant an OWL.'
+ "Ye wretches, hence!" the EAGLE cries,
+ "'Tis conscience, conscience that applies;
+ The virtuous mind takes no alarm,
+ Secur'd by innocence from harm;
+ While GUILT, and his associate, FEAR,
+ Are startled at the passing air."
+
+
+
+
+FABLE II.
+
+THE PANTHER, HORSE, AND OTHER BEASTS.
+
+
+ The man who seeks to win the fair,
+ (So custom says) must truth forbear;
+ Must fawn and flatter, cringe and lie,
+ And raise the goddess to the sky;
+ For truth is hateful to her ear,
+ A rudeness which she cannot bear--
+ A rudeness?--Yes,--I speak my thoughts,
+ For truth upbraids her with her faults.
+
+ How wretched, CHLOE, then am I,
+ Who love you, and yet cannot lie;
+ And still, to make you less my friend,
+ I strive your errors to amend!
+ But shall the senseless fop impart
+ The softest passion to your heart,
+ While he who tells you honest truth,
+ And points to happiness your youth,
+ Determines, by his cares, his lot,
+ And lives neglected and forgot?
+
+ Trust me, my dear, with greater ease,
+ Your taste for flatt'ry I could please.
+ And similes in each dull line,
+ Like glow-worms in the dark, should shine.
+ What if I say your lips disclose
+ The freshness of the op'ning rose?
+ Or that your cheeks are beds of flow'rs,
+ Enripen'd by refreshing show'rs?
+ Yet certain as these flow'rs shall fade,
+ Time ev'ry beauty will invade.
+ The BUTTERFLY of various hue,
+ More than the flow'r, resembles you:
+ Fair, flutt'ring, fickle, busy thing,
+ To pleasure ever on the wing,
+ Gayly coquetting for an hour,
+ To die, and ne'er be thought of more.
+
+ Would you the bloom of youth should last?
+ 'Tis virtue that must bind it fast;
+ An easy carriage, wholly free
+ From sour reserve, or levity;
+ Good-natur'd mirth, an open heart,
+ And looks unskill'd in any art;
+ Humility, enough to own
+ The frailties which a friend makes known;
+ And decent pride, enough to know
+ The worth that virtue can bestow.
+
+ These are the charms which ne'er decay,
+ Tho' youth and beauty fade away;
+ And time, which all things else removes,
+ Still heightens virtue and improves.
+
+ You'll frown, and ask to what intent
+ This blunt address to you is sent;
+ I'll spare the question, and confess
+ I'd praise you, if I lov'd you less;
+ But rail, be angry, or complain,
+ I will be rude, while you are vain.
+
+ Beneath a LION'S peaceful reign,
+ When beasts met friendly on the plain,
+ A PANTHER, of majestic port,
+ (The vainest female of the court)
+ With spotted skin, and eyes of fire,
+ Fill'd ev'ry bosom with desire;
+ Where'er she mov'd, a servile crowd
+ Of fawning creatures cring'd and bow'd;
+ Assemblies ev'ry week she held,
+ (Like modern belles) with coxcombs fill'd,
+ Where noise and nonsense, and grimace,
+ And lies and scandal, fill'd the place.
+
+ Behold the gay, fantastic thing,
+ Encircled by the spacious ring;
+ Low-bowing, with important look,
+ As first in rank, the MONKEY spoke:
+
+ "Gad take me, madam! but I swear
+ No angel ever look'd so fair----
+ Forgive my rudeness, but, I vow,
+ You were not quite divine till now;
+ Those limbs! that shape! and then those eyes,
+ O close them, or the gazer dies!"
+
+ 'Nay, gentle PUG, for goodness hush,
+ I vow and swear you make me blush;
+ I shall be angry at this rate----
+ 'Tis so like flatt'ry, which I hate.'
+
+ The FOX, in deeper cunning vers'd,
+ The beauties of her mind rehears'd,
+ And talk'd of knowledge, taste, and sense,
+ To which the fair have most pretence;
+ Yet well he knew them always vain
+ Of what they strive not to attain,
+ And play'd so cunningly his part,
+ That PUG was rival'd in his art.
+
+ The GOAT avow'd his am'rous flame,
+ And burnt--for what he durst not name;
+ Yet hop'd a meeting in the wood
+ Might make his meaning understood.
+ Half angry at the bold address,
+ She frown'd; but yet she must confess,
+ Such beauties might inflame his blood;
+ But still his phrase was somewhat rude.
+
+ The HOG her neatness much admir'd;
+ The formal ASS her swiftness fir'd;
+ While all to feed her folly strove,
+ And by their praises shar'd her love.
+
+ The HORSE, whose gen'rous heart disdain'd
+ Applause by servile flatt'ry gain'd,
+ With graceful courage silence broke,
+ And thus with indignation spoke:
+
+
+[Illustration:
+
+ _From public view her charms will screen
+ And rarely in the crowd be seen_
+
+_Page 12._
+
+_London: Published by Scatcherd & Letterman, Ave Maria Lane._]
+
+
+ "When flatt'ring MONKEYS fawn and prate,
+ They justly raise contempt, or hate;
+ For merit's turn'd to ridicule,
+ Applauded by the grinning fool.
+ The artful FOX your wit commends,
+ To lure you to his selfish ends;
+ From the vile flatt'rer turn away,
+ For knaves make friendship to betray.
+ Dismiss the train of fops and fools,
+ And learn to live by wisdom's rules.
+ Such beauties might the LION warm,
+ Did not your folly break the charm;
+ For who would court that lovely shape,
+ To be the rival of an APE?"
+ He said; and snorting in disdain,
+ Spurn'd at the crowd, and sought the plain.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE III.
+
+THE NIGHTINGALE AND GLOW-WORM.
+
+
+ The prudent nymph, whose cheeks disclose
+ The lily and the blushing rose,
+ From public view her charms will skreen,
+ And rarely in the crowd be seen:
+ This simple truth shall keep her wise,
+ "The fairest fruits attract the flies."
+
+ One night a GLOW-WORM, proud and vain,
+ Contemplating her glitt'ring train,
+ Cry'd sure there never was in nature,
+ So elegant, so fine a creature;
+ All other insects that I see,
+ The frugal ANT, industrious BEE,
+ Or SILK-WORM, with contempt I view;
+ With all that low, mechanic crew,
+ Who servilely their lives employ
+ In business, enemy to joy.
+ Mean, vulgar herd! ye are my scorn,
+ For grandeur only I was born;
+ Or sure am sprung from race divine,
+ And plac'd on earth to live and shine.
+ Those lights, that sparkle so on high,
+ Are but the GLOW-WORMS of the sky;
+ And kings on earth their gems admire,
+ Because they imitate my fire.
+
+ She spoke. Attentive on a spray,
+ A NIGHTINGALE forbore his lay;
+ He saw the shining morsel near,
+ And flew, directed by the glare;
+ Awhile he gaz'd with sober look,
+ And thus the trembling prey bespoke:
+
+ Deluded fool, with pride elate,
+ Know, 'tis thy beauty brings thy fate;
+ Less dazzling, long thou might'st have lain,
+ Unheeded on the velvet plain;
+ Pride, soon or late, degraded mourns,
+ And beauty wrecks whom she adorns.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE IV.
+
+HYMEN AND DEATH.
+
+
+ Sixteen, d'ye say? Nay, then 'tis time;
+ Another year destroys your prime.
+ But stay--The settlement? "That's made?"
+ Why then's my simple girl afraid?
+ Yet hold a moment, if you can,
+ And heedfully the fable scan.
+
+ The shades were fled, the morning blush'd,
+ The winds were in their caverns hush'd,
+ When HYMEN, pensive and sedate,
+ Held o'er the fields his musing gait,
+ Behind him, thro' the green-wood shade,
+ DEATH'S meagre form the GOD survey'd,
+ Who quickly with gigantic stride,
+ Out-went his pace, and join'd his side.
+ The chat on various subjects ran,
+ Till angry HYMEN thus began:
+
+ "Relentless DEATH, whose iron sway
+ Mortals reluctant must obey,
+ Still of thy pow'r shall I complain,
+ And thy too partial hand arraign?
+ When CUPID brings a pair of hearts,
+ All over struck with equal darts,
+ Thy cruel shafts my hopes deride,
+ And cut the knot that HYMEN ty'd.
+
+ "Shall not the bloody, and the bold,
+ The miser, hoarding up his gold,
+ The harlot, reeking from the stew,
+ Alone thy fell revenge pursue?
+ But must the gentle, and the kind,
+ Thy fury, undistinguish'd find?"
+
+ The monarch calmly thus reply'd:
+ 'Weigh well the cause, and then decide.
+ That friend of your's, you lately nam'd,
+ CUPID, alone, is to be blam'd;
+ Then let the charge be justly laid;
+ That idle boy neglects his trade,
+ And hardly once in twenty years
+ A couple to your temple bears.
+ The wretches, whom your office blends,
+ SILENUS now, or PLUTUS sends;
+ Hence care, and bitterness, and strife,
+ Are common to the nuptial life.
+
+ 'Believe me; more than all mankind,
+ Your vot'ries my compassion find.
+ Yet cruel am I call'd, and base,
+ Who seek the wretched to release;
+ The captive from his bonds to free,
+ Indissoluble, but for me.
+
+ ''Tis I entice him to the yoke;
+ By me your crowded altars smoke;
+ For mortals boldly dare the noose,
+ Secure, that DEATH will set them loose.'
+
+
+
+
+FABLE V.
+
+THE POET AND HIS PATRON.
+
+
+ Why, CELIA, is your spreading waist
+ So loose, so negligently lac'd?
+ Why must the wrapping bed-gown hide
+ Your snowy bosom's swelling pride?
+ How ill that dress adorns your head,
+ Disdain'd and rumpled from the bed!
+ Those clouds, that shade your blooming face,
+ A little water might displace,
+ As NATURE every morn bestows
+ The crystal dew to cleanse the rose.
+ Those tresses, as the raven black,
+ That wav'd in ringlets down your back,
+ Uncomb'd, and injur'd by neglect,
+ Destroy the face which once they deck'd.
+
+ Whence this forgetfulness of dress!
+ Pray, madam, are you married? Yes.
+ Nay! then indeed the wonder ceases,
+ No matter now how loose your dress is;
+ The end is won, your fortune's made,
+ Your sister now may take the trade.
+
+ Alas! what pity 'tis to find
+ This fault in half the female kind!
+ From hence proceed aversion, strife,
+ And all that sours the wedded life.
+ BEAUTY can only point the dart,
+ 'Tis NEATNESS guides it to the heart;
+ Let NEATNESS then, and BEAUTY strive
+ To keep a wav'ring flame alive.
+
+ 'Tis harder far (you'll find it true)
+ To keep the conquest than subdue;
+ Admit us once behind the screen,
+ What is there farther to be seen?
+ A newer face may raise the flame,
+ But ev'ry woman is the same.
+
+ Then study chiefly to improve
+ The charm that fix'd your husband's love;
+ Weigh well his humour. Was it dress
+ That gave your beauty pow'r to bless?
+ Pursue it still; be neater seen,
+ 'Tis always frugal to be clean;
+ So shall you keep alive desire,
+ And TIME'S swift wing shall fan the fire.
+
+ In garret high (as stories say)
+ A POET sung his tuneful lay;
+ So soft, so smooth his verse, you'd swear
+ APOLLO and the MUSES there;
+ Through all the town his praises rung,
+ His sonnets at the playhouse sung;
+ High waving o'er his lab'ring head,
+ The goddess WANT her pinions spread,
+ And with poetic fury fir'd,
+ What PHOEBUS faintly had inspir'd.
+
+ A noble youth, of taste and wit,
+ Approv'd the sprightly things he writ,
+ And sought him in his cobweb dome,
+ Discharg'd his rent, and brought him home.
+
+ Behold him at the stately board,
+ Who but the POET and my LORD!
+ Each day deliciously he dines,
+ And greedy quaffs the gen'rous wines;
+ His sides were plump, his skin was sleek,
+ And PLENTY wanton'd on his cheek;
+ Astonish'd at the change so new,
+ Away th' inspiring goddess flew.
+
+ Now, dropt for politics and news,
+ Neglected lay the drooping MUSE,
+ Unmindful whence his fortune came,
+ He stifled the poetic flame;
+ Nor tale nor sonnet, for my lady,
+ Lampoon, nor epigram was ready.
+
+ With just contempt his PATRON saw,
+ (Resolv'd his bounty to withdraw)
+ And thus, with anger in his look,
+ The late-repenting fool bespoke:--
+
+ "Blind to the good that courts thee grown,
+ Whence has the sun of favour shone?
+ Delighted with thy tuneful art,
+ Esteem was growing in my heart,
+ But idly thou reject'st the charm
+ That gave it birth, and kept it warm.
+ Unthinking fools alone despise
+ The arts that taught them first to rise."
+
+
+
+
+FABLE VI.
+
+THE WOLF, THE SHEEP, AND THE LAMB.
+
+
+ Duty demands the parent's voice
+ Should sanctify the daughter's choice;
+ In that is due obedience shewn;
+ To choose belongs to her alone.
+
+ May horror seize his midnight hour
+ Who builds upon a parent's pow'r,
+ And claims, by purchase vile and base,
+ The loathing maid for his embrace;
+ Hence virtue sickens, and the breast,
+ Where peace had built her downy nest,
+ Becomes the troubled seat of care,
+ And pines with anguish and despair.
+
+ A WOLF, rapacious, rough, and bold,
+ Whose nightly plunders thinn'd the fold,
+ Contemplating his ill-spent life,
+ And cloy'd with thefts, would take a wife.
+ His purpose known, the savage race
+ In num'rous crouds attend the place;
+ For why, a mighty WOLF he was,
+ And held dominion in his jaws.
+ Her fav'rite whelp each mother brought,
+ And humbly his alliance sought;
+ But cold by age, or else too nice,
+ None found acceptance in his eyes.
+
+ It happen'd, as at early dawn,
+ He, solitary, cross'd the lawn,
+ Stray'd from the fold, a sportive LAMB
+ Skip'd wanton by her fleecy DAM;
+ When CUPID, foe to man and beast,
+ Discharg'd an arrow at his breast.
+ The tim'rous breed the robber knew,
+ And trembling o'er the meadow flew;
+ Their nimblest speed the WOLF o'ertook,
+ And, courteous, thus the DAM bespoke:
+ Stay, fairest, and suspend your fear,
+ Trust me, no enemy is near;
+ These jaws, in slaughter oft imbru'd,
+ At length have known enough of blood,
+ And kinder business brings me now,
+ Vanquish'd, at beauty's feet to bow.
+ You have a daughter--Sweet, forgive
+ A WOLF'S address--In her I live;
+ Love from her eye like lightning came,
+ And set my marrow all on flame;
+ Let your consent confirm my choice,
+ And ratify our nuptial joys.
+ Me ample wealth and pow'r attend,
+ Wide o'er the plains my realms extend;
+ What midnight robber dare invade
+ The fold, if I the guard am made?
+ At home the shepherd's cur may sleep,
+ While I secure his master's sheep.
+ Discourse like his attention claim'd;
+ Grandeur the MOTHER'S breast inflam'd;
+ Now fearless by his side she walk'd,
+ Of settlements and jointures talk'd;
+ Propos'd and doubled her demands,
+ Of flow'ry fields and turnip lands.
+ The WOLF agrees.--Her bosom swells;
+ To MISS her happy fate she tells;
+ And, of the grand alliance vain,
+ Contemns her kindred of the plain.
+
+ The loathing LAMB with horror hears,
+ And wearies out her DAM with pray'rs,
+ But all in vain; mamma best knew
+ What unexperienc'd girls should do:
+ So, to a neighb'ring meadow carry'd,
+ A formal ass the couple marry'd.
+
+ Torn from the tyrant-mother's side,
+ The trembler goes, a victim-bride;
+ Reluctant meets the rude embrace,
+ And bleats among the howling race.
+ With horror oft her eyes behold
+ Her murder'd kindred of the fold;
+ Each day a sister-lamb is serv'd,
+ And at the glutton's table carv'd;
+ The crashing bones he grinds for food,
+ And slakes his thirst with streaming blood.
+
+ Love, who the cruel mind detests,
+ And lodges but in gentle breasts,
+ Was now no more.--Enjoyment past,
+ The savage hunger'd for the feast;
+ But (as we find in human race,
+ A mask conceals the villain's face)
+ Justice must authorize the treat:
+ Till then he long'd, but durst not eat.
+
+ As forth he walk'd, in quest of prey,
+ The hunters met him on the way;
+ Fear wings his flight; the marsh he sought,
+ The snuffing dogs are set at fault.
+ His stomach baulk'd, now hunger gnaws,
+ Howling he grinds his empty jaws;
+ Food must be had--and lamb is nigh;
+ His maw invokes the fraudful lie.
+ Is this, dissembling rage, he cry'd,
+ The gentle virtue of a bride?
+ That, leagu'd with man's destroying race,
+ She sets her husband for the chase?
+ By treach'ry prompts the noisy hound
+ To scent his footsteps o'er the ground?
+ Thou trait'ress vile, for this thy blood
+ Shall glut my rage, and dye the wood!
+
+ So saying, on the LAMB he flies:
+ Beneath his jaws the victim dies.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE VII.
+
+THE GOOSE AND THE SWANS.
+
+
+ I hate the face, however fair,
+ That carries an affected air;
+ The lisping tone, the shape constrain'd,
+ The study'd look, the passion feign'd,
+ Are fopperies, which only tend
+ To injure what they strive to mend.
+ With what superior grace enchants
+ The face which NATURE'S pencil paints!
+ Where eyes, unexercis'd in art,
+ Glow with the meaning of the heart!
+ Where FREEDOM and GOOD-HUMOUR sit,
+ And easy GAIETY and WIT!
+ Though perfect BEAUTY be not there,
+ The master lines, the finish'd air,
+ We catch from every look delight,
+ And grow enamour'd at the sight;
+ For beauty, though we all approve,
+ Excites our wonder more than love;
+ While the agreeable strikes sure,
+ And gives the wounds we cannot cure.
+
+ Why then, my AMORET, this care,
+ That forms you, in effect, less fair?
+ If NATURE on your cheek bestows
+ A bloom that emulates the rose,
+ Or from some heav'nly image drew
+ A form APELLES never knew,
+ Your ill-judg'd aid will you impart,
+ And spoil by meretricious art?
+ Or had you, NATURE'S error, come
+ Abortive from the mother's womb,
+ Your forming care she still rejects,
+ Which only heightens her defects.
+ When such, of glitt'ring jewels proud,
+ Still press the foremost in the crowd,
+ At every public shew are seen,
+ With look awry, and aukward mien,
+ The gaudy dress attracts the eye,
+ And magnifies deformity.
+
+
+[Illustration:
+
+ _The wretch with thrilling horror shook,
+ Loose ev'ry joint, and pale his look._
+
+_Page 39._
+
+_London: Published by Scatcherd & Letterman, Ave Maria Lane._]
+
+
+ NATURE may underdo her part,
+ But seldom wants the help of ART;
+ Trust her, she is your surest friend,
+ Nor made your form for you to mend.
+
+ A GOOSE, affected, empty, vain,
+ The shrillest of the cackling train,
+ With proud and elevated crest,
+ Precedence claim'd above the rest.
+ Says she, I laugh at human race,
+ Who say, geese hobble in their pace;
+ Look here!--the sland'rous lie detect;
+ Not haughty man is so erect.
+ That PEACOCK yonder, lord, how vain
+ The creature's of his gaudy train!
+ If both were stript, I'd pawn my word,
+ A GOOSE would be the finer bird.
+ NATURE, to hide her own defects,
+ Her bungled work with fin'ry decks;
+ Were GEESE set off with half that show,
+ Would men admire the PEACOCK? No.
+
+ Thus vaunting, 'cross the mead she stalks,
+ The cackling breed attend her walks.
+ The SUN shot down his noontide beams,
+ The SWANS were sporting in the streams;
+ Their snowy plumes, and stately pride,
+ Provoke her spleen. Why, there, she cry'd,
+ Again what arrogance we see!
+ Those creatures! how they mimic me!
+ Shall ev'ry fowl the waters skim,
+ Because we GEESE are known to swim?
+ Humility they soon shall learn,
+ And their own emptiness discern.
+
+ So saying, with extended wings,
+ Lightly upon the wave she springs;
+ Her bosom swells, she spreads her plumes,
+ And the SWAN'S stately crest assumes.
+ Contempt and mockery ensu'd,
+ And bursts of laughter shook the flood.
+
+ A SWAN, superior to the rest,
+ Sprung forth, and thus the fool address'd:
+ Conceited thing! elate with pride,
+ Thy affectation all deride;
+ These airs thy aukwardness impart,
+ And shew thee plainly as thou art.
+ Among thy equals of the flock,
+ Thou hadst escap'd the public mock.
+ And, as thy parts to good conduce,
+ Been deem'd an honest hobbling GOOSE.
+
+ Learn hence to study WISDOM'S rules;
+ Know, foppery's the pride of fools;
+ And striving NATURE to conceal,
+ You only her defects reveal.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE VIII.
+
+THE LAWYER AND JUSTICE.
+
+
+ Love; thou divinest good below,
+ Thy pure delights few mortals know:
+ Our rebel hearts thy sway disown,
+ While tyrant LUST usurps thy throne!
+ The bounteous GOD OF NATURE made
+ The sexes for each other's aid,
+ Their mutual talents to employ,
+ To lessen ills, and heighten joy.
+ To weaker woman he assign'd
+ That soft'ning gentleness of mind,
+ That can by sympathy impart
+ Its likeness to the roughest heart.
+ Her eyes with magic pow'r endu'd,
+ To fire the dull, and awe the rude.
+ His rosy fingers on her face
+ Shed lavish ev'ry blooming grace,
+ And stamp'd (perfection to display)
+ His mildest image on her clay.
+
+ Man, active, resolute, and bold,
+ He fashion'd in a diff'rent mould;
+ With useful arts his mind inform'd,
+ His breast with nobler passions warm'd;
+ He gave him knowledge, taste, and sense,
+ And courage for the fair's defence.
+ Her frame, resistless to each wrong,
+ Demands protection from the strong;
+ To man she flies, when fear alarms,
+ And claims the temple of his arms.
+
+ By nature's author thus declar'd
+ The woman's sov'reign and her guard:
+ Shall man, by treach'rous wiles invade
+ The weakness he was meant to aid?
+ While beauty, given to inspire
+ Protecting love and soft desire,
+ Lights up a wild-fire in the heart,
+ And to its own breast points the dart,
+ Becomes the spoiler's base pretence
+ To triumph over innocence!
+
+ The wolf, that tears the tim'rous sheep,
+ Was never set the fold to keep;
+ Nor was the tiger, or the pard,
+ Meant the benighted trav'ller's guard:
+ But man, the wildest beast of prey,
+ Wears friendship's semblance to betray;
+ His strength against the weak employs,
+ And where he should protect, destroys.
+
+ Past twelve o'clock, the watchman cry'd,
+ His brief the studious LAWYER ply'd;
+ The all-prevailing fee lay nigh,
+ The earnest of to-morrow's lie;
+ Sudden the furious winds arise,
+ The jarring casement shatter'd flies;
+ The doors admit a hollow sound,
+ And rattling from their hinges bound;
+ When JUSTICE, in a blaze of light,
+ Reveal'd her radiant form to sight.
+
+ The wretch with thrilling horror shook,
+ Loose ev'ry joint, and pale his look,
+ Not having seen her in the courts,
+ Or found her mentioned in reports,
+ He ask'd, with falt'ring tongue, her name,
+ Her errand there, and whence she came?
+
+ Sternly the white-rob'd shade reply'd,
+ (A crimson glow her visage dy'd)
+ Canst thou be doubtful who I am?
+ Is JUSTICE grown so strange a name?
+ Were not your courts for JUSTICE rais'd?
+ 'Twas there of old my altars blaz'd.
+ My guardian thee did I elect,
+ My sacred temple to protect;
+ That thou, and all thy venal tribe,
+ Should spurn the goddess for a bribe!
+ Aloud the ruin'd client cries,
+ JUSTICE has neither ears nor eyes!
+ In foul alliance with the bar,
+ 'Gainst me the judge denounces war,
+ And rarely issues his decree,
+ But with intent to baffle me.
+
+ She paus'd. Her breast with fury burn'd;
+ The trembling LAWYER thus return'd:
+ I own the charge is justly laid,
+ And weak th' excuse that can be made;
+ Yet search the spacious globe, and see
+ If all mankind are not like me.
+ The GOWN-MAN, skill'd in ROMISH lies,
+ By FAITH'S false glass deludes our eyes;
+ O'er conscience rides without controul,
+ And robs the man, to save his soul.
+
+ The DOCTOR, with important face,
+ By sly design mistakes the case;
+ Prescribes, and spins out the disease,
+ To trick the patient of his fees.--
+ The SOLDIER, rough with many a scar,
+ And red with slaughter, leads the war;
+ If he a nation's trust betray,
+ The foe has offer'd double pay.
+
+
+[Illustration:
+
+ _The maid she modestly conceals
+ Her beauties, while she hides, reveals;_
+
+_Page 41._
+
+_London Published June 24th 1799 by T. Heptinstall Holborn._]
+
+
+ When vice o'er all mankind prevails,
+ And weighty int'rest turns the scales,
+ Must I be better than the rest,
+ And harbour JUSTICE in my breast?
+ On one side only take the fee,
+ Content with poverty and thee?
+
+ Thou blind to sense, and vile of mind,
+ Th' exasperated shade rejoin'd,
+ If virtue from the world is flown,
+ Will others faults excuse thy own?
+ For sickly souls the priest was made;
+ PHYSICIANS for the body's aid;
+ The SOLDIER guarded liberty;
+ Man, woman, and the LAWYER me:
+ If all are faithless to their trust,
+ They leave not thee the less unjust.
+ Henceforth your pleadings I disclaim,
+ And bar the sanction of my name;
+ Within your courts it shall be read,
+ That JUSTICE from the law is fled.
+
+ She spoke; and hid in shades her face,
+ 'Till HARDWICK sooth'd her into grace.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE IX.
+
+THE FARMER, THE SPANIEL, AND THE CAT.
+
+
+ Why knits my dear her angry brow?
+ What rude offence alarms you now?
+ I said, that DELIA'S fair; 'tis true,
+ But did I say she equall'd you?
+ Can't I another's face commend,
+ Or to her virtues be a friend,
+ But instantly your forehead lours,
+ As if her merit lessen'd your's?
+ From female envy never free,
+ All must be blind, because you see.
+
+ Survey the gardens, fields, and bow'rs,
+ The buds, the blossoms, and the flow'rs,
+ Then tell me where the woodbine grows
+ That vies in sweetness with the rose?
+ Or where the lily's snowy white,
+ That throws such beauties on the sight?
+ Yet folly is it to declare,
+ That these are neither sweet nor fair.
+ The crystal shines with fainter rays
+ Before the di'mond's brighter blaze;
+ And fops will say, the di'mond dies
+ Before the lustre of your eyes:
+ But I, who deal in truth, deny
+ That neither shine when you are by.
+
+ When zephyrs o'er the blossoms stray,
+ And sweets along the air convey,
+ Shan't I the fragrant breeze inhale,
+ Because you breathe a sweeter gale?
+
+ Sweet are the flow'rs that deck the field,
+ Sweet is the smell the blossoms yield;
+ Sweet is the summer gale that blows,
+ And sweet (though sweeter you) the rose.
+
+ Shall envy then torment your breast,
+ If you are lovelier than the rest?
+ For while I give to each her due,
+ By praising them I flatter you;
+ And praising most, I still declare
+ You fairest, where the rest are fair.
+
+ As at his board a FARMER sate,
+ Replenish'd by his homely treat,
+ His fav'rite SPANIEL near him stood,
+ And with his master shar'd the food;
+ The crackling bones his jaws devour'd,
+ His lapping tongue the trenchers scour'd;
+ Till, sated now, supine he lay,
+ And snor'd the rising fumes away.
+
+ The hungry CAT, in turn, drew near,
+ And humbly crav'd a servant's share;
+ Her modest worth the master knew,
+ And straight the fatt'ning morsel threw;
+ Enrag'd, the snarling cur awoke,
+ And thus, with spiteful envy, spoke:
+
+ They only claim a right to eat,
+ Who earn by services their meat;
+ Me, zeal and industry inflame,
+ To scour the fields, and spring the game;
+ Or, plunged in the wat'ry wave,
+ For man the wounded bird to save.
+ With watchful diligence I keep,
+ From prowling wolves, his fleecy sheep;
+ At home, his midnight hours secure,
+ And drive the robber from the door.
+ For this his breast with kindness glows;
+ For this his hand the food bestows;
+ And shall thy indolence impart
+ A warmer friendship to his heart;
+ That thus he robs me of my due,
+ To pamper such vile things as you?
+
+ I own (with meekness, PUSS reply'd)
+ Superior merit on your side;
+ Nor does my breast with envy swell,
+ To find it recompens'd so well;
+ Yet I, in what my nature can,
+ Contribute to the good of man.
+ Whose claws destroy the pilf'ring mouse?
+ Who drives the vermin from the house?
+ Or, watchful for the lab'ring swain,
+ From lurking rats secure the grain?
+ From hence, if he rewards bestow,
+ Why should your heart with gall o'erflow?
+ Why pine my happiness to see,
+ Since there's enough for you and me?
+
+ Thy words are just, the FARMER cry'd,
+ And spurn'd the snarler from his side.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE X.
+
+THE SPIDER AND THE BEE.
+
+
+ The nymph who walks the public streets,
+ And sets her cap at all she meets,
+ May catch the fool who turns to stare;
+ But men of sense avoid the snare.
+
+ As on the margin of the flood,
+ With silken line, my LYDIA stood,
+ I smil'd to see the pains you took,
+ To cover o'er the fraudful hook.
+ Along the forest as we stray'd,
+ You saw the boy his lime-twigs spread;
+ Guess'd you the reason of his fear,
+ Lest, heedless, we approach'd too near?
+ For as behind the bush we lay,
+ The linnet flutter'd on the spray.
+
+ Needs there such caution to delude
+ The scaly fry, and feather'd brood?
+ And think you, with inferior art,
+ To captivate the human heart?
+ The maid who modestly conceals
+ Her beauties, while she hides, reveals;
+ Give but a glimpse, and FANCY draws
+ Whate'er the GRECIAN VENUS was.
+ From EVE'S first fig-leaf to brocade,
+ All dress was meant for FANCY'S aid,
+ Which evermore delighted dwells
+ On what the bashful nymph conceals.
+
+ When CELIA struts in man's attire,
+ She shews too much to raise desire;
+ But from the hoop's bewitching round,
+ Her very shoe has power to wound.
+ The roving eye, the bosom bare,
+ The forward laugh, the wanton air,
+ May catch the fop, for gudgeons strike
+ At the bare hook, and bait, alike;
+ While SALMON play regardless by,
+ Till ART, like NATURE, forms the fly.
+
+ Beneath a PEASANT'S homely thatch,
+ A SPIDER long had held her watch;
+ From morn to night, with restless care,
+ She spun her web, and wove her snare.
+ Within the limits of her reign
+ Lay many a hidden captive, slain;
+ Or, flutt'ring, struggled in the toils
+ To burst the chains, and shun her wiles.
+ A straying BEE, that perch'd hard by,
+ Beheld her with disdainful eye;
+ And thus began:--Mean thing! give o'er,
+ And lay thy slender threads no more;
+ A thoughtless FLY or two, at most,
+ Is all the conquest thou canst boast;
+ For BEES of sense thy arts evade,
+ We see so plain the nets are laid.
+
+ The gaudy TULIP, that displays
+ Her spreading foliage to the gaze,
+ That points her charms at all she sees,
+ And yields to ev'ry wanton BREEZE,
+ Attracts not me. Where blushing grows,
+ Guarded with thorns, the modest ROSE,
+ Enamour'd round and round I fly,
+ Or on her fragrant bosom lie;
+ Reluctant, she my ardour meets,
+ And, bashful, renders up her sweets.
+
+ To wiser heads attention lend,
+ And learn this lesson from a friend:
+ She, who with modesty retires,
+ Adds fuel to her lover's fires;
+ While such incautious jilts as you,
+ By folly your own schemes undo.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE XI.
+
+THE YOUNG LION AND THE APE.
+
+
+ 'Tis true, I blame your lover's choice,
+ Tho' flatter'd by the public voice,
+ And peevish grow, and sick, to hear
+ His exclamations, O how fair!
+ I listen not to wild delights,
+ And transports of expected nights;
+ What is to me your hoard of charms,
+ The whiteness of your neck and arms?
+ Needs there no acquisition more,
+ To keep contention from the door?
+ Yes! pass a fortnight, and you'll find
+ All beauty cloys but of the mind.
+
+ Sense and good humour ever prove
+ The surest cords to fasten love.
+ Yet, PHILLIS, simplest of your sex,
+ You never think, but to perplex;
+ Coquetting it with ev'ry APE,
+ That struts abroad in human shape;
+ Not that the coxcomb is your taste,
+ But that it stings your lover's breast.
+ To-morrow you resign the sway,
+ Prepar'd to honour and obey;
+ The tyrant-mistress chang'd for life
+ To the submission of a wife.
+ Your follies, if you can, suspend,
+ And learn instructions from a friend.
+ Reluctant hear the first address,
+ Think often, ere you answer, yes;
+ But once resolv'd, throw off disguise,
+ And wear your wishes in your eyes.
+ With caution ev'ry look forbear,
+ That might create one jealous fear,
+ A lover's rip'ning hopes confound,
+ Or give the gen'rous breast a wound;
+ Contemn the girlish arts to teaze,
+ Nor use your pow'r unless to please;
+ For fools alone with rigour sway,
+ When, soon or late, they must obey.
+
+ The KING OF BRUTES, in life's decline,
+ Resolv'd dominion to resign;
+ The beasts were summon'd to appear,
+ And bend before the royal heir.
+ They came; a day was fix'd; the crowd
+ Before their future monarch bow'd.
+
+ A dapper MONKEY, pert and vain,
+ Step'd forth, and thus address'd the train:
+
+ Why cringe, my friends, with slavish awe,
+ Before this pageant king of straw?
+ Shall we anticipate the hour,
+ And, ere we feel it, own his pow'r?
+ The counsels of experience prize,
+ I know the maxims of the wise;
+ Subjection let us cast away,
+ And live the monarchs of to-day;
+ 'Tis ours the vacant hand to spurn,
+ And play the tyrant each in turn;
+ So shall he right from wrong discern,
+ And mercy, from oppression, learn;
+ At others woes be taught to melt,
+ And loath the ills himself has felt.
+
+ He spoke; his bosom swell'd with pride,
+ The youthful LION thus reply'd:
+
+ What madness prompts thee to provoke
+ My wrath, and dare th' impending stroke?
+ Thou wretched fool! can wrongs impart
+ Compassion to the feeling heart?
+ Or teach the grateful breast to glow,
+ The hand to give, or eye to flow?
+ Learn'd in the practice of their schools,
+ From woman thou hast drawn thy rules;
+ To them return, in such a cause,
+ From only such expect applause;
+ The partial sex I don't condemn,
+ For liking those who copy them.
+
+ Would'st thou the gen'rous LION bind,
+ By kindness bribe him to be kind;
+ Good offices their likeness get,
+ And payment lessens not the debt:
+ With multiplying hand he gives
+ The good from others he receives;
+ Or for the bad makes fair return,
+ And pays, with int'rest, scorn for scorn.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE XII.
+
+THE COLT AND THE FARMER.
+
+
+ Tell me, CORINNA, if you can,
+ Why so averse, so coy, to man?
+ Did NATURE, lavish of her care,
+ From her best pattern form you fair,
+ That you, ungrateful to her cause,
+ Should mock her gifts, and spurn her laws?
+ And, miser-like, withhold that store,
+ Which, by imparting, blesses more?
+ Beauty's a gift, by heav'n assign'd,
+ The portion of the female kind;
+ For this the yielding maid demands
+ Protection at her lover's hands;
+ And though, by wasting years, it fade,
+ Remembrance tells him, once 'twas paid.
+
+ And will you then this wealth conceal,
+ For AGE to rust, or TIME to steal?
+ The summer of your youth to rove,
+ A stranger to the joys of love?
+ Then, when LIFE'S winter hastens on,
+ And YOUTH'S fair heritage is gone,
+ Dow'rless to court some peasant's arms,
+ To guard your wither'd age from harms!
+ No gratitude to warm his breast,
+ For blooming beauty once possess'd;
+ How will you curse that stubborn pride,
+ Which drove your bark across the tide;
+ And, sailing before FOLLY'S wind,
+ Left sense and happiness behind!
+
+ CORINNA, lest these whims prevail,
+ To such as you I write my tale.
+
+ A COLT, for blood and mettled speed,
+ The choicest of the running breed,
+ Of youthful strength and beauty vain,
+ Refus'd subjection to the rein;
+ In vain the groom's officious skill
+ Oppos'd his pride, and check'd his will;
+ In vain the master's forming care,
+ Restrain'd with threats, or sooth'd with pray'r;
+ Of freedom proud, and scorning man,
+ Wide o'er the spacious plains he ran.
+ Where'er luxuriant NATURE spread
+ Her flow'ry carpet o'er the mead,
+ Or bubbling streams, soft gliding, pass
+ To cool and freshen up the grass;
+ Disdaining bounds, he cropp'd the blade,
+ And wanton'd in the spoil he made.
+
+ In plenty thus the summer pass'd,
+ Revolving winter came at last;
+ The trees no more a shelter yield;
+ The verdure withers from the field;
+ Perpetual snows invest the ground,
+ In icy chains the streams are bound,
+ Cold nipping winds, and rattling hail,
+ His lank, unshelter'd sides assail.
+
+ As round he cast his rueful eyes,
+ He saw the thatch-roof'd cottage rise;
+ The prospect touch'd his heart with cheer,
+ And promis'd kind deliv'rance near.
+ A stable, erst his scorn and hate,
+ Was now become his wish'd retreat;
+ His passion cool, his pride forgot,
+ A FARMER'S welcome yard he sought.
+
+ The master saw his woeful plight,
+ His limbs, that totter'd with his weight,
+ And friendly to the stable led,
+ And saw him litter'd, dress'd, and fed.
+ In slothful ease all night he lay;
+ The servants rose at break of day;
+ The market calls.--Along the road
+ His back must bear the pond'rous load;
+ In vain he struggles, or complains--
+ Incessant blows reward his pains.
+ To-morrow varies but his toil;
+ Chain'd to the plough he breaks the soil:
+ While scanty meals at night repay
+ The painful labours of the day.
+
+ Subdu'd by toil, with anguish rent,
+ His self-upbraidings found a vent.
+ Wretch that I am! he sighing said,
+ By arrogance and folly led;
+ Had but my restive youth been brought
+ To learn the lesson NATURE taught,
+ Then had I, like my sires of yore,
+ The prize from ev'ry courser bore;
+ While man bestow'd rewards and praise,
+ And females crown'd my latter days.
+ Now lasting servitude's my lot,
+ My birth contemn'd, my speed forgot;
+ Doom'd am I, for my pride, to bear
+ A living death from year to year.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE XIII.
+
+THE OWL AND THE NIGHTINGALE.
+
+
+ To know the MISTRESS'S humour right,
+ See if her maids are clean and tight,
+ If BETTY waits without her stays,
+ She copies but her LADY'S ways;
+ When MISS comes in with boist'rous shout,
+ And drops no court'sey going out,
+ Depend upon't, MAMMA is one
+ Who reads, or drinks, too much alone.
+
+ If bottled beer her thirst assuage,
+ She feels enthusiastic rage,
+ And burns with ardour to inherit
+ The gifts and workings of the spirit.
+ If learning crack her giddy brains,
+ No remedy but death remains.
+ Sum up the various ills of life,
+ And all are sweet to such a wife.
+ At home, superior wit she vaunts,
+ And twits her husband with his wants;
+ Her ragged offspring all around,
+ Like pigs, are wallowing on the ground.
+ Impatient ever of controul,
+ And knows no order but of soul;
+ With books her litter'd floor is spread,
+ With nameless authors never read;
+ Foul linen, petticoats, and lace,
+ Fill up the intermediate space.
+ Abroad, at visitings, her tongue
+ Is never still, and always wrong;
+ All meanings she defines away,
+ And stands with truth and sense at bay.
+
+ If e'er she meets a gentle heart,
+ Skill'd in the housewife's useful art;
+ Who makes her family her care,
+ And builds contentment's temple there;
+ She starts at such mistakes in nature,
+ And cries, LORD help us! what a creature!
+
+ Melissa, if the moral strike,
+ You'll find the fable not unlike.
+
+ An OWL, puff'd up with self-conceit,
+ Lov'd learning better than his meat;
+ Old manuscripts he treasur'd up,
+ And rummag'd ev'ry grocer's shop;
+ At pastry-cooks was known to ply,
+ And strip, for science, ev'ry pie.
+ For modern poetry and wit,
+ He had read all that BLACKMORE writ.
+ So intimate with CURL was grown,
+ His learned treasures were his own;
+ To all his authors had access,
+ And sometimes would correct the press.
+ In logic he acquir'd such knowledge,
+ You'd swear him fellow of a college.
+ Alike to ev'ry art and science,
+ His daring genius bid defiance,
+ And swallow'd wisdom with that haste
+ That cits do custards at a feast.
+
+ Within the shelter of a wood,
+ One evening, as he musing stood,
+ Hard by, upon a leafy spray,
+ A NIGHTINGALE began his lay;
+ Sudden he starts, with anger stung,
+ And, screeching, interrupts the song.
+
+ Pert, busy thing! thy airs give o'er,
+ And let my contemplation soar--
+ What is the music of thy voice,
+ But jarring dissonance and noise?
+ Be wise--True harmony thou'lt find
+ Not in the throat, but in the mind;
+ By empty chirping not attain'd,
+ But by laborious study gain'd.
+ Go, read the authors POPE explodes,
+ Fathom the depth of CIBBER'S odes;
+ With modern plays improve thy wit,
+ Read all the learning HENLEY writ,
+ And if thou needs must sing, sing then,
+ And emulate the ways of men:
+ So shalt thou grow, like me, refin'd,
+ And bring improvement to thy kind.
+
+ Thou wretch! the little warbler cry'd,
+ Made up of ignorance and pride;
+ Ask all the birds, and they'll declare
+ A greater blockhead wings not air.
+ Read o'er thyself, thy talents scan,
+ Science was only meant for man.
+ No senseless authors me molest,
+ I mind the duties of my nest;
+ With careful wing protect my young,
+ And cheer their ev'nings with a song;
+ Make short the weary trav'ller's way,
+ And warble in the poet's lay.
+
+ Thus, following nature, and her laws,
+ From men and birds I claim applause,
+ While, nurs'd in pedantry and sloth,
+ An OWL is scorn'd alike by both.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE XIV.
+
+THE SPARROW AND THE DOVE.
+
+
+ It was, as learn'd traditions say,
+ Upon an APRIL'S blithsome day,
+ When PLEASURE, ever on the wing,
+ Return'd, companion of the SPRING,
+ And cheer'd the birds with am'rous heat,
+ Instructing little hearts to beat;
+ A SPARROW, frolic, gay, and young,
+ Of bold address, and flippant tongue,
+ Just left his lady of a night,
+ Like him, to follow new delight.
+
+ The youth, of many a conquest vain,
+ Flew off to seek the chirping train;
+ The chirping train he quickly found,
+ And with a saucy ease bow'd round.
+
+ For every she his bosom burns,
+ And this, and that, he woos by turns;
+ And here a sigh, and there a bill,
+ And here--those eyes! so form'd to kill!
+ And now, with ready tongue, he strings
+ Unmeaning, soft, resistless things;
+ With vows, and dem-me's, skill'd to woo,
+ As other pretty fellows do.
+ Not that he thought this short essay
+ A prologue needful to his play;
+ No, trust me, says our learned letter,
+ He knew the virtuous sex much better;
+ But these he held as specious arts,
+ To shew his own superior parts,
+ The form of decency to shield,
+ And give a just pretence to yield.
+
+ Thus finishing his courtly play,
+ He mark'd the fav'rite of a day;
+ With careless impudence drew near,
+ And whisper'd HEBREW in her ear:
+ A hint which, like the MASON'S sign,
+ The conscience can alone divine.
+
+ The flutt'ring nymph, expert at feigning,
+ Cry'd, "Sir, pray sir, explain your meaning!
+ Go prate to those that may endure ye--
+ To me this rudeness! I'll assure ye!"
+ Then off she glided like a swallow,
+ As saying--you guess where to follow.
+
+ To such as know the party set,
+ 'Tis needless to say where they met;
+ The PARSON'S barn, as authors mention,
+ Confess'd the fair had apprehension.
+ Her honour there, secure from stain,
+ She held all farther trifling vain;
+ No more affected to be coy,
+ But rush'd, licentious, on the joy.
+
+ 'Hist, love!' the male companion cry'd,
+ 'Retire awhile, I fear we're 'spy'd:'
+ Nor was the caution vain; he saw
+ A TURTLE rustling in the straw,
+ While o'er her callow brood she hung,
+ And fondly thus address'd her young:
+
+ "Ye tender objects of my care!
+ Peace, peace, ye little helpless pair;
+ Anon he comes, your gentle sire,
+ And brings you all your hearts require.
+ For us, his infants and his bride,
+ For us, with only love to guide,
+ Our lord assumes an EAGLE'S speed,
+ And, like a LION, dares to bleed.
+ Nor yet by wintry skies confin'd,
+ He mounts upon the rudest wind,
+ From danger tears the vital spoil,
+ And with affection sweetens toil.
+ Ah! cease, too vent'rous--cease to dare,
+ In thine, our dearer safety spare!
+ From him, ye cruel FALCONS, stray;
+ And turn, ye FOWLERS, far away.
+
+ "Should I survive to see the day,
+ That tears me from myself away;
+ That cancels all that heav'n could give,
+ The life, by which alone I live;
+ Alas! how more than lost were I,
+ Who in the thought already die!
+
+ "Ye pow'rs, who men and birds obey,
+ Great rulers of your creatures, say,
+ Why mourning comes, by bliss convey'd,
+ And ev'n the sweets of love allay'd?
+ Where grows enjoyment, tall and fair,
+ Around it twines entangling care;
+ While fear, for what our souls possess,
+ Enervates ev'ry pow'r to bless;
+ Yet FRIENDSHIP forms the bliss above,
+ And LIFE, what art thou, without LOVE?"--
+
+ Our HERO, who had heard apart,
+ Felt something moving in his heart;
+ But quickly, with disdain, suppress'd
+ The virtue rising in his breast;
+ And, first, he feign'd to laugh aloud,
+ And next, approaching, smil'd and bow'd.
+
+ 'MADAM, you must not think me rude,
+ Good manners never can intrude;
+ I vow I came through pure good-nature;
+ (Upon my soul a charming creature!)
+ Are these the comforts of a wife?
+ This careful, cloister'd, moping life?
+ No doubt, that odious thing, call'd duty,
+ Is a sweet province for a beauty.
+ Thou pretty ignorance! thy will
+ Is measur'd to thy want of skill;
+ That good old-fashion'd dame, thy mother,
+ Has taught thy infant years no other.
+ The greatest ill in the creation
+ Is, sure, the want of education!
+
+ 'But think ye (tell me without feigning)
+ Have all these charms no farther meaning?
+ Dame NATURE, if you don't forget her,
+ Might teach your ladyship much better.
+ For shame, reject this mean employment,
+ Enter the world, and taste enjoyment;
+ Where time, by circling bliss we measure,
+ Beauty was form'd alone for pleasure;
+ Come, prove the blessing, follow me;
+ Be wise, be happy, and be free.'
+
+ "Kind sir," reply'd our MATRON chaste,
+ "Your zeal seems pretty much in haste;
+ I own the fondness to be blest,
+ Is a deep thirst in every breast;
+ Of blessings too I have my store,
+ Yet quarrel not, should heav'n give more;
+ Then prove the change to be expedient,
+ And think me, sir, your most obedient."
+ Here turning, as to one inferior,
+ Our gallant spoke, and smil'd superior:
+ 'Methinks, to quit your boasted station
+ Requires a world of hesitation;
+ Where brats and bonds are held a blessing,
+ The case, I doubt, is past redressing:
+ Why, child, suppose the joys I mention
+ Were the mere fruits of my invention,
+ You've cause sufficient for your carriage,
+ In flying from the curse of marriage;
+ That sly decoy, with vary'd snares,
+ That takes your widgeons in by pairs;
+ Alike to husband, and to wife,
+ The cure of love, and bane of life;
+ The only method of forecasting
+ To make misfortune firm and lasting;
+ The sin, by heav'n's peculiar sentence,
+ Unpardon'd, through a life's repentance.
+ It is the double snake, that weds
+ A common tail to diff'rent heads;
+ That leads the carcase still astray,
+ By dragging each a diff'rent way.
+ Of all the ills that may attend me,
+ From marriage, mighty GODS, defend me!
+
+ 'Give me frank NATURE'S wild demesne,
+ And boundless tract of air serene,
+ Where FANCY, ever wing'd for change,
+ Delights to sport, delights to range!
+ There, LIBERTY! to thee is owing
+ Whate'er of bliss is worth bestowing;
+ Delights, still vary'd, and divine,
+ Sweet goddess of the hills! are thine.
+
+ 'What say you now, you pretty pink, you?
+ Have I, for once, spoke reason, think you?
+ You take me now for no romancer--
+ Come, never study for an answer;
+ Away, cast ev'ry care behind ye,
+ And fly where joy alone shall find ye.'
+
+ "Soft yet," return'd our female fencer,
+ "A question more, or so--and then, sir.
+ You've rallied me with sense exceeding,
+ With much fine wit, and better breeding;
+ But pray, sir, how do you contrive it?
+ Do those of your world never wive it?"
+ 'No, no,' "How then?" 'Why dare I tell
+ What does the business full as well.'
+ "Do you ne'er love?" 'An hour at leisure.'
+ "Have you no friendship?" 'Yes, for pleasure.'
+ "No care for little ones?" 'We get 'em;
+ The rest the mothers mind, and let 'em.'
+
+ "Thou wretch!" rejoin'd the kindling DOVE,
+ "Quite lost to life, as lost to love!
+ Whene'er misfortunes come, how just!
+ And come, misfortune surely must;
+ In the dread season of dismay,
+ In that your hour of trial, say,
+ Who then shall prop your sinking heart?
+ Who bear AFFLICTION'S weightier part?
+
+ "Say, when the black-brow'd welkin bends,
+ And WINTER'S gloomy form impends,
+ To mourning turns all transient cheer,
+ And blasts the melancholy year;
+ For times at no persuasion stay,
+ Nor vice can find perpetual MAY;
+ Then where's that tongue, by FOLLY fed,
+ That soul of pertness, whither fled?
+ All shrunk within thy lonely nest,
+ Forlorn, abandon'd, and unbless'd;
+ No friends, by cordial bonds ally'd,
+ Shall seek thy cold unsocial side;
+ No chirping prattlers to delight,
+ Shall turn the long-enduring night;
+ No bride her words of balm impart,
+ And warm thee at her constant heart.
+
+ "FREEDOM, restrain'd by REASON'S force,
+ Is as the sun's unvarying course,
+ Benignly active, sweetly bright,
+ Affording warmth, affording light;
+ But torn from VIRTUE'S sacred rules,
+ Becomes a comet, gaz'd by fools,
+ Foreboding cares, and storms, and strife,
+ And fraught with all the plagues of life.
+
+ "Thou fool! by union every creature
+ Subsists, through universal nature;
+ And this, to beings void of mind,
+ Is wedlock of a meaner kind.
+
+ "While womb'd in space, primeval clay
+ A yet unfashion'd embryo lay;
+ The source of endless good above
+ Shot down his spark of kindling love;
+ Touch'd by the all-enliv'ning flame,
+ Then motion first exulting came,
+ Each atom sought its sep'rate class,
+ Through many a fair enamour'd mass;
+ Love cast the central charm around,
+ And with eternal nuptials bound.
+ Then FORM and ORDER, o'er the sky
+ First train'd their bridal pomp on high;
+ The SUN display'd his orb to sight,
+ And burn'd with HYMENEAL light.
+
+ "Hence NATURE'S virgin womb conceiv'd,
+ And with the genial burthen heav'd;
+ Forth came the oak, her first born heir,
+ And scal'd the breathing steep of air;
+ Then infant stems, of various use,
+ Imbib'd her soft maternal juice.
+ The flow'rs, in early bloom disclos'd,
+ Upon her fragrant breast repos'd;
+ Within her warm embraces grew
+ A race, of endless form and hue;
+ Then pour'd her lesser offspring round,
+ And fondly cloth'd their parent ground.
+
+ "Nor here alone the virtue reign'd,
+ By matter's cumb'rous form detain'd,
+ But thence, subliming, and refin'd,
+ Aspir'd, and reach'd its kindred mind.
+ Caught in the fond celestial fire,
+ The mind perceiv'd unknown desire;
+ And now with kind effusion flow'd,
+ And now with cordial ardours glow'd,
+ Beheld the sympathetic fair,
+ And lov'd its own resemblance there;
+ On all, with circling radiance, shone,
+ But, cent'ring, fix'd on one alone;
+ There clasp'd the heav'n-appointed wife,
+ And doubled every joy of life.
+
+ "Here, ever blessing, ever blest,
+ Resides this beauty of the breast;
+ As from his palace here the god
+ Still beams effulgent bliss abroad;
+ Here gems his own eternal round
+ The ring by which the world is bound;
+ Here bids his seat of empire grow,
+ And builds his little heav'n below.
+
+ "The bridal partners thus ally'd,
+ And thus in sweet accordance tied,
+ One body, heart, and spirit live,
+ Enrich'd by ev'ry joy they give;
+ Like ECHO, from her vocal hold,
+ Return'd in music twenty-fold.
+ Their union firm, and undecay'd,
+ Nor TIME can shake, nor POW'R invade;
+ But, as the stem and scion stand
+ Ingrafted by a skilful hand,
+ They check the TEMPEST'S wintry rage,
+ And bloom and strengthen into age.
+ A thousand amities unknown,
+ And pow'rs, perceiv'd by LOVE alone;
+ Endearing looks, and chaste desire,
+ Fan and support the mutual fire,
+ Whose flame, perpetual as refin'd,
+ Is fed by an immortal MIND.
+
+ "Nor yet the nuptial sanction ends,
+ Like NILE, it opens and descends,
+ Which, by apparent windings led,
+ We trace to its celestial head.
+ The sire, first springing from above,
+ Becomes the source of life and love,
+ And gives his filial heir to flow,
+ In fondness down on sons below;
+ Thus roll'd in one continu'd tide,
+ To TIME'S extremest verge they glide;
+ While kindred streams, on either hand,
+ Branch forth in blessings o'er the land.
+ Thee, wretch! no lisping babe shall name,
+ No late-returning brother claim;
+ No kinsman on thy road rejoice,
+ No sister greet thy ent'ring voice;
+ With partial eyes no parent see,
+ And bless their years restor'd in thee.
+
+ "In age rejected, or declin'd,
+ An ALIEN ev'n among thy kind,
+ The partner of thy scorn'd embrace
+ Shall play the wanton in thy face;
+ Each spark unplume thy little pride,
+ All friendship fly thy faithless side;
+ Thy name shall, like thy carcase, rot,
+ In sickness spurn'd, in death forgot.
+
+ "All-giving POW'R! great source of life!
+ O hear the parent! hear the wife!
+ That life thou lendest from above,
+ Though little, make it large in love;
+ O bid my feeling heart expand
+ To ev'ry claim, on ev'ry hand;
+ To those, from whom my days I drew,
+ To these in whom those days renew;
+ To all my kin, however wide,
+ In cordial warmth, as blood ally'd,
+ To friends with steely fetters twin'd,
+ And to the cruel, not unkind!
+ But chief, the lord of my desire,
+ My life, myself, my soul, my sire;
+ Friends, children, all that wish can claim,
+ Chaste passion clasp, and rapture name!
+ O spare him, spare him, GRACIOUS POW'R!
+ O give him to my latest hour!
+ Let me my length of life employ,
+ To give my sole enjoyment joy;
+ His love, let mutual love excite,
+ Turn all my cares to his delight,
+ And ev'ry needless blessing spare,
+ Wherein my darling wants a share.
+ When he with graceful action woos,
+ And sweetly bills and fondly coos,
+ Ah! deck me to his eyes alone,
+ With charms attractive as his own,
+ And in my circling wings caress'd,
+ Give all the lover to my breast.
+ Then in our chaste, connubial bed,
+ My bosom pillow'd for his head,
+ His eyes with blissful slumbers close,
+ And watch, with me, my lord's repose;
+ Your peace around his temples twine,
+ And love him with a love like mine.
+
+ "And, for I know his gen'rous flame,
+ Beyond whate'er my sex can claim,
+ Me, too, to your protection take,
+ And spare me for my husband's sake;
+ Let one unruffled calm delight
+ The loving and belov'd unite;
+ One pure desire our bosoms warm,
+ One will direct, one wish inform;
+ Through life one mutual aid sustain,
+ In death one peaceful grave contain."
+
+ While, swelling with the darling theme,
+ Her accents pour'd an endless stream,
+ The well-known wings a sound impart,
+ That reach'd her ear, and touch'd her heart;
+ Quick dropp'd the music of her tongue,
+ And forth, with eager joy, she sprung;
+ As swift her ent'ring consort flew,
+ And plum'd and kindled at the view;
+ Their wings, their souls, embracing meet,
+ Their hearts with answ'ring measure beat;
+ Half lost in sacred sweets, and bless'd
+ With raptures felt, but ne'er express'd.
+
+ Straight to her humble roof she led
+ The partner of her spotless bed;
+ Her young, a flutt'ring pair, arise,
+ Their welcome sparkling in their eyes,
+ Transported, to their sire they bound,
+ And hang with speechless action round.
+ In pleasure wrapt, the parents stand,
+ And see their little wings expand;
+ The sire, his life-sustaining prize
+ To each expecting bill applies;
+ There fondly pours the wheaten spoil,
+ With transport giv'n, though won with toil;
+ While all collected at the sight,
+ And silent, through supreme delight,
+ The FAIR high heav'n of bliss beguiles,
+ And on her lord and infants smiles.
+
+ The SPARROW, whose attention hung
+ Upon the DOVE'S enchanting tongue,
+ Of all his little slights disarm'd,
+ And from himself by VIRTUE charm'd,
+ When now he saw, what only seem'd,
+ A fact, so late a fable deem'd;
+ His soul to envy he resign'd,
+ His hours of folly to the wind;
+ In secret wish'd a TURTLE too,
+ And, sighing to himself, withdrew.
+
+
+
+
+FABLE XV.
+
+THE FEMALE SEDUCERS.
+
+
+ 'Tis said of WIDOW, MAID, and WIFE,
+ That honour is a WOMAN'S life;
+ Unhappy sex! who only claim
+ A being in the breath of fame,
+ Which, tainted, not the quick'ning gales
+ That sweep SABAEA'S spicy vales,
+ Nor all the healing sweets restore,
+ That breathe along ARABIA'S shore.
+
+ The trav'ller, if he chance to stray,
+ May turn uncensur'd to his way;
+ Polluted streams again are pure,
+ And deepest wounds admit a cure;
+ But WOMAN! no redemption knows,
+ The wounds of honour never close.
+
+ Tho' distant ev'ry hand to guide,
+ Nor skill'd on life's tempestuous tide,
+ If once her feeble bark recede,
+ Or deviate from the course decreed,
+ In vain she seeks the friendly shore,
+ Her swifter folly flies before;
+ The circling ports against her close,
+ And shut the wand'rer from repose,
+ Till by conflicting waves opprest,
+ Her found'ring pinnace sinks to rest.
+
+ Are there no off'rings to atone
+ For but a single error?--None!
+ Tho' WOMAN is avow'd of old
+ No daughter of celestial mould;
+ Her temp'ring not without allay,
+ And form'd but of the finer clay;
+ We challenge from the mortal dame,
+ The strength angelic natures claim;
+ Nay more--for sacred stories tell
+ That ev'n immortal angels fell.
+
+ Whatever fills the teeming sphere
+ Of humid earth, and ambient air,
+ With varying elements endu'd,
+ Was form'd to fall, and rise renew'd.
+
+ The stars no fix'd duration know;
+ Wide oceans ebb, again to flow;
+ The moon repletes her waning face,
+ All-beauteous, from her late disgrace;
+ And suns, that mourn approaching night,
+ Refulgent rise, with new-born light.
+
+ In vain may death and time subdue,
+ While nature mints her race anew,
+ And holds some vital spark apart,
+ Like virtue, hid in ev'ry heart;
+ 'Tis hence, reviving warmth is seen,
+ To clothe a naked world in green;
+ No longer bared by winter's cold,
+ Again the gates of life unfold;
+ Again each insect tries his wing,
+ And lifts fresh pinions on the spring;
+ Again from ev'ry latent root
+ The bladed stem and tendril shoot,
+ Exhaling incense to the skies,
+ Again to perish, and to rise.
+
+ And must weak WOMAN then disown
+ The change to which a world is prone?
+ In one meridian brightness shine,
+ And ne'er like ev'ning suns decline?
+ Resolv'd and firm alone?--Is this
+ What we demand of WOMAN?--Yes!
+
+ But should the spark of vestal fire,
+ In some unguarded hour expire;
+ Or should the nightly thief invade
+ HESPERIA'S chaste and sacred shade,
+ Of all the blooming spoils possess'd,
+ The dragon, honour, charm'd to rest,
+ Shall VIRTUE'S flame no more return?
+ No more with virgin splendour burn?
+ No more the ravag'd garden blow
+ With spring's succeeding blossom?--No!
+ Pity may mourn, but not restore,
+ And WOMAN falls--to rise no more.
+
+
+[Illustration:
+
+ _Lovely Penitent, arise,
+ Come, and claim thy kindred skies;_
+
+_Page 92._
+
+_London Published by Scatcherd & Letterman, Ave Maria Lane._]
+
+
+ Within this sublunary sphere,
+ A country lies--no matter where;
+ The clime may readily be found,
+ By all who tread poetic ground;
+ A stream, call'd LIFE, across it glides,
+ And equally the land divides;
+ And here, of VICE the province lies,
+ And there, the hills of VIRTUE rise.
+
+ Upon a mountain's airy stand,
+ Whose summit look'd to either land,
+ An ancient pair their dwelling chose,
+ As well for prospect as repose;
+ For mutual faith they long were fam'd,
+ And TEMP'RANCE, and RELIGION, nam'd.
+
+ A num'rous progeny divine
+ Confess'd the honours of their line;
+ But in a little daughter fair
+ Was center'd more than half their care;
+ For heav'n, to gratulate her birth,
+ Gave signs of future joy to earth.
+ White was the robe this infant wore,
+ And CHASTITY the name she bore.
+
+ As now the maid in stature grew,
+ (A flow'r just op'ning to the view)
+ Oft thro' her native lawns she stray'd,
+ And wrestling with the lambkins play'd;
+ Her looks diffusive sweets bequeath'd,
+ The breeze grew purer as she breath'd,
+ The morn her radiant blush assum'd,
+ The spring with earlier fragrance bloom'd,
+ And NATURE yearly took delight,
+ Like her, to dress the world in white.
+
+ But when her rising form was seen
+ To reach the crisis of fifteen;
+ Her parents up the mountain's head,
+ With anxious step, their darling led;
+ By turns they snatch'd her to their breast,
+ And thus the fears of age express'd:
+
+ "O joyful cause of many a care!
+ O daughter, too divinely fair!
+ Yon world, on this important day,
+ Demands thee to a dang'rous way;
+ A painful journey all must go,
+ Whose doubtful period none can know;
+ Whose due direction who can find,
+ Where REASON'S mute, and SENSE is blind!
+ Ah! what unequal leaders these,
+ Thro' such a wide perplexing maze!
+ Then mark the warnings of the wise,
+ And learn what love and years advise.
+
+ "Far to the right thy prospect bend,
+ Where yonder tow'ring hills ascend;
+ Lo! there the arduous path's in view,
+ Which VIRTUE, and her sons, pursue;
+ With toil, o'er less'ning earth they rise,
+ And gain, and gain upon the skies.--
+ Narrow's the way her children tread,
+ No walk for pleasure smoothly spread;
+ But rough, and difficult, and steep,
+ Painful to climb, and hard to keep.
+
+ "Fruits immature those lands dispense,
+ A food indelicate to sense,
+ Of taste unpleasant, yet from those
+ Pure HEALTH, with cheerful VIGOUR flows;
+ And strength unfeeling of decay,
+ Throughout the long laborious way.
+
+ "Hence, as they scale that heav'nly road,
+ Each limb is lighten'd of its load:
+ From earth refining still they go,
+ And leave the mortal weight below;
+ Then spreads the strait, the doubtful clears,
+ And smooth the rugged path appears;
+ For custom turns fatigue to ease,
+ And, taught by VIRTUE, PAIN can please.
+
+ "At length, the toilsome journey o'er,
+ And near the bright celestial shore,
+ A gulf, black, fearful, and profound,
+ Appears, of either world the bound.
+ Thro' darkness, leading up to light,
+ Sense backward shrinks, and shuns the sight;
+ For there the transitory train,
+ Of time, and form, and care, and pain,
+ And matter's gross incumb'ring mass,
+ Man's late associates, cannot pass,
+ But sinking, quit th' immortal charge,
+ And leave the wond'ring soul at large;
+ Lightly she wings her obvious way,
+ And mingles with eternal day.
+
+ "Thither, O thither, wing thy speed,
+ Tho' PLEASURE charm, or PAIN impede;
+ To such th' all-bounteous pow'r has giv'n,
+ For present earth, a future heav'n;
+ For trivial loss, unmeasur'd gain,
+ And endless bliss, for transient pain.
+ Then fear, ah! fear, to turn thy sight,
+ Where yonder flow'ry fields invite;
+ Wide on the left the path-way bends,
+ And with pernicious ease descends;
+ There, sweet to sense, and fair to show,
+ New-planted EDEN seems to blow;
+ Trees that delicious poison bear,
+ For DEATH is vegetable there.
+
+ "Hence is the frame of health unbrac'd,
+ Each sinew slack'ning at the taste;
+ The soul to passion yields her throne,
+ And sees with organs not her own;
+ While, like the slumb'rer in the night,
+ Pleas'd with the shadowy dream of light,
+ Before her alienated eyes
+ The scenes of fairy-land arise;
+ The puppet-world's amusing show,
+ Dipt in the gaily colour'd bow;
+ Sceptres, and wreaths, and glitt'ring things,
+ The toys of infants and of kings,
+ That tempt along the baneful plain,
+ The idly wise, and lightly vain;
+ Till verging on the gully shore,
+ Sudden they sink, to rise no more.
+
+ "But list to what thy FATES declare,
+ Tho' thou art WOMAN, frail as fair,
+ If once thy sliding foot should stray,
+ Once quit yon heav'n-appointed way,
+ For thee, lost maid, for thee alone,
+ Nor pray'rs shall plead, nor tears atone;
+ Reproach, scorn, infamy, and hate,
+ On thy returning steps shall wait.--
+ Thy form be loath'd by ev'ry eye,
+ And ev'ry foot thy presence fly."
+
+ Thus arm'd with words of potent sound,
+ Like guardian-angels plac'd around;
+ A charm, by truth divinely cast,
+ Forward our young advent'rer pass'd.
+ Forth from her sacred eye-lids sent,
+ Like morn, fore-running, radiance went,
+ While HONOUR, hand-maid, late assign'd,
+ Upheld her lucid train behind.
+
+ Awe-struck, the much-admiring crowd
+ Before the virgin-vision bow'd;
+ Gaz'd with an ever-new delight,
+ And caught fresh virtues at the sight;
+ For not of earth's unequal frame
+ They deem'd the heav'n-compounded dame,
+ If matter, sure the most refin'd,
+ High-wrought, and temper'd into mind,
+ Some darling daughter of the day,
+ And body'd by her native ray.
+
+ Where'er she passes, thousands bend,
+ And thousands, where she moves, attend;
+ Her ways observant eyes confess,
+ Her steps pursuing praises bless;
+ While to the elevated maid
+ Oblations, as to HEAV'N, are paid.
+
+ 'Twas on an ever-blithsome day,
+ The jovial birth of rosy MAY,
+ When genial warmth, no more suppress'd,
+ New melts the frost in every breast;
+ The cheek with secret flushing dies,
+ And looks kind things from chastest eyes;
+ The SUN with healthier visage glows,
+ Aside his clouded kerchief throws,
+ And dances up th' ethereal plain,
+ Where late he us'd to climb with pain;
+ While NATURE, as from bonds set free,
+ Springs out, and gives a loose to glee.
+
+ And now for momentary rest,
+ The nymph her travell'd step repress'd,
+ Just turn'd to view the stage attain'd,
+ And glory'd in the height she gain'd.
+
+ Out-stretch'd before her wide survey,
+ The realms of sweet PERDITION lay,
+ And pity touch'd her soul with woe,
+ To see a world so lost below;
+ When straight the breeze began to breathe
+ Airs, gently wafted from beneath,
+ That bore commission'd witchcraft thence,
+ And reach'd her sympathy of sense;
+ No sounds of discord, that disclose
+ A people sunk, and lost in woes;
+ But as of present good possess'd,
+ The very triumph of the bless'd;
+ The maid in wrapt attention hung,
+ While thus approaching SIRENS sung.
+
+ 'Hither, fairest, hither haste,
+ Brightest beauty, come and taste
+ What the pow'rs of bliss unfold;
+ Joys too mighty to be told;
+ Taste what ecstasies they give,
+ Dying raptures taste, and live.
+
+ 'In thy lap, disdaining measure,
+ NATURE empties all her treasure;
+ Soft desires, that sweetly languish,
+ Fierce delights, that rise to anguish:
+ Fairest, dost thou yet delay?
+ Brightest beauty, come away!
+
+ 'List not, when the froward chide,
+ Sons of pedantry and pride;
+ Snarlers, to whose feeble sense
+ APRIL sun-shine is offence;
+ Age and envy will advise,
+ Ev'n against the joys they prize.
+ Come, in PLEASURE'S balmy bowl
+ Slake the thirstings of thy soul,
+ 'Till thy raptur'd pow'rs are fainting
+ With enjoyment, past the painting:
+ Fairest, dost thou yet delay?
+ Brightest beauty, come away!'
+
+ So sung the SIRENS, as of yore,
+ Upon the false AUSONIAN shore;
+ And, O! for that preventing chain,
+ That bound ULYSSES on the main,
+ That so our FAIR ONE might withstand
+ The covert ruin now at hand.
+
+ The song her charm'd attention drew,
+ When now the tempters stood in view;
+ CURIOSITY with prying eyes,
+ And hand of busy, bold emprize;
+ Like HERMES, feather'd were her feet,
+ And like fore-running fancy fleet;
+ By search untaught, by toil untir'd,
+ To novelty she still aspir'd,
+ Tasteless of ev'ry good possess'd,
+ And but in expectation bless'd.
+
+ With her, associate, PLEASURE came,
+ Gay PLEASURE, frolic-loving dame!
+ Her mien, all swimming in delight,
+ Her beauties, half reveal'd to sight;
+ Loose flow'd her garments from the ground
+ And caught the kissing winds around.
+ As erst MEDUSA'S looks were known
+ To turn beholders into stone,
+ A dire reversion here they felt,
+ And in the eye of pleasure melt.
+ Her glance of sweet persuasion charm'd,
+ Unnerv'd the strong, the steel'd disarm'd;
+ No safety, ev'n the flying find,
+ Who, vent'rous, looks not once behind.
+
+ Thus was the much-admiring maid,
+ While distant, more than half betray'd.
+ With smiles, and adulation bland,
+ They join'd her side, and seiz'd her hand;
+ Their touch envenom'd sweets instill'd,
+ Her frame with new pulsations thrill'd,
+ While half consenting, half denying,
+ Reluctant now, and now complying,
+ Amidst a war of hopes and fears,
+ Of trembling wishes, smiling tears,
+ Still down, and down, the winning pair
+ Compell'd the struggling, yielding fair.
+
+ As when some stately vessel, bound
+ To blest ARABIA'S distant ground,
+ Borne from her courses, haply lights
+ Where BARCA'S flow'ry clime invites;
+ Conceal'd around whose treach'rous land,
+ Lurks the dire rock, and dang'rous sand;
+ The pilot warns, with sail and oar,
+ To shun the much-suspected shore
+ In vain: the tide too subtly strong,
+ Still bears the wrestling bark along,
+ Till found'ring, she resigns to fate,
+ And sinks, o'erwhelmn'd, with all her freight.
+
+ So baffling ev'ry bar to sin,
+ And heav'n's own pilot plac'd within,
+ Along the devious smooth descent,
+ With pow'rs increasing as they went,
+ The DAMES, accustom'd to subdue,
+ As with a rapid current drew;
+ And o'er the fatal bounds convey'd
+ The lost, the long-reluctant maid.
+
+ Here stop, ye fair ones, and beware,
+ Nor send your fond affections there;
+ Yet, yet your darling, now deplor'd,
+ May turn, to you and HEAV'N restor'd;
+ Till then, with weeping HONOUR, wait
+ The servant of her better fate,
+ With HONOUR left upon the shore,
+ Her friend and handmaid now no more;
+ Nor, with the guilty world, upbraid
+ The fortunes of a wretch betray'd;
+ But o'er her failing cast a veil,
+ Rememb'ring you, yourselves, are frail.
+ And now, from all-enquiring light,
+ Fast fled the conscious shades of night;
+ The damsel, from a short repose,
+ Confounded at her plight, arose.
+
+ As when with slumb'rous weight opprest,
+ Some wealthy miser sinks to rest,
+ Where felons eye the glitt'ring prey,
+ And steal his hoard of joys away:
+ He, borne where golden INDUS streams,
+ Of pearl and quarry'd di'mond dreams,
+ Like MIDAS, turns the glebe to ore,
+ And stands all wrapt amidst his store;
+ But wakens, naked, and despoil'd
+ Of that for which his years had toil'd.
+
+ So far'd the NYMPH, her treasure flown,
+ And turn'd, like NIOBE, to stone;
+ Within, without, obscure and void,
+ She felt all ravag'd, all destroy'd.
+ And, O! thou curs'd insidious coast,
+ Are these the blessings thou canst boast?
+ These, VIRTUE! these the joys they find,
+ Who leave thy heav'n-topt hills behind!
+ Shade me, ye pines, ye caverns hide,
+ Ye mountains cover me! she cry'd.
+
+ Her trumpet SLANDER rais'd on high,
+ And told the tidings to the sky;
+ CONTEMPT discharg'd a living dart,
+ A side-long viper to her heart;
+ REPROACH breath'd poisons o'er her face,
+ And soil'd, and blasted ev'ry grace;
+ Officious SHAME, her handmaid new,
+ Still turn'd the mirror to her view;
+ While those in crimes the deepest dy'd,
+ Approach'd to whiten at her side;
+ And ev'ry lewd insulting dame
+ Upon her folly rose to fame.
+
+ What should she do; attempt once more
+ To gain the late-deserted shore?
+ So trusting, back the mourner flew,
+ As fast the train of fiends pursue.
+
+ Again the farther shore's attain'd,
+ Again the land of VIRTUE gain'd;
+ But ECHO gathers in the wind,
+ And shows her instant foes behind.
+ Amaz'd! with headlong speed she tends,
+ Where late she left an host of friends;
+ Alas! those shrinking friends decline,
+ Nor longer own that form divine;
+ With fear they mark the following cry,
+ And from the lonely trembler fly;
+ Or backward drive her on the coast
+ Where PEACE was wreck'd, and HONOUR lost.
+
+ From earth thus hoping aid in vain;
+ To HEAV'N, not daring to complain;
+ No truce, by hostile CLAMOUR giv'n,
+ And from the face of FRIENDSHIP driv'n;
+ The NYMPH sunk prostrate on the ground,
+ With all her weight of woes around.
+
+ Enthron'd within a circling sky,
+ Upon a mount, o'er mountains high,
+ All radiant sat, as in a shrine,
+ VIRTUE, first effluence divine;
+ Far, far above the scenes of woe,
+ That shut this cloud-wrapt world below:
+ Superior goddess! essence bright!
+ Beauty of uncreated light,
+ Whom should mortality survey,
+ As doom'd upon a certain day;
+ The breath of frailty must expire,
+ The world dissolve in living fire;
+ The gems of heav'n and solar flame,
+ Be quench'd by her eternal beam,
+ And nature, quick'ning in her eye,
+ To raise a new-born phoenix, die.
+
+
+[Illustration: _Vanity_
+
+ _Thus far extends my friendly pow'r,
+ Nor quits her in her latest hour;_
+
+_Page 108._
+
+_London: Published by Scatcherd & Letterman, Ave Maria Lane._]
+
+
+ Hence, unreveal'd to mortal view,
+ A veil around her form she threw,
+ Which three sad sisters of the shade,
+ PAIN, CARE, and MELANCHOLY, made.
+
+ Thro' this her all-inquiring eye,
+ Attentive from her station high,
+ Beheld, abandon'd to despair,
+ The ruins of her fav'rite fair;
+ And with a voice, whose awful sound
+ Appall'd the guilty world around,
+ Bid the tumultuous winds be still;
+ To numbers bow'd each list'ning hill;
+ Uncurl'd the surging of the main,
+ And smooth'd the thorny bed of pain;
+ The golden harp of heav'n she strung,
+ And thus the tuneful goddess sung:
+
+ "Lovely PENITENT, arise,
+ Come, and claim thy kindred skies;
+ Come, thy sister angels say,
+ Thou hast wept thy stains away.
+
+ "Let experience now decide,
+ 'Twixt the good and evil, try'd,
+ In the smooth enchanted ground,
+ Say, unfold the treasures found.
+
+ "Structures, rais'd by morning dreams,
+ Sands that trip the flitting streams,
+ Down that anchors on the air,
+ Clouds that paint their changes there.
+
+ "Seas that smoothly dimpling lie,
+ While the storm impends on high,
+ Showing in an obvious glass,
+ Joys that in possession pass.
+
+ "Transient, fickle, light, and gay,
+ Flatt'ring, only to betray;
+ What, alas! can life contain?
+ Life, like all its circles, vain.
+
+ "Will the STORK, intending rest,
+ On the billow build her nest?
+ Will the BEE demand his store
+ From the bleak and bladeless shore!
+
+ "MAN alone, intent to stray,
+ Ever turns from WISDOM'S way;
+ Lays up wealth in foreign land,
+ Sows the sea, and plows the sand.
+
+ "Soon this elemental mass,
+ Soon th' encumb'ring world shall pass;
+ Form be wrapt in wasting fire,
+ TIME be spent, and LIFE expire.
+
+ "Then, ye boasted works of men!
+ Where is your asylum then?
+ Sons of PLEASURE, sons of CARE,
+ Tell me, mortals, tell me where?
+
+ "Gone, like traces on the deep,
+ Like a sceptre grasp'd in sleep;
+ Dews exhal'd from morning glades,
+ Melting snows, and gliding shades.
+
+ "Pass the world, and what's behind?
+ Virtue's gold, by fire refin'd;
+ From an universe deprav'd,
+ From the wreck of nature sav'd.
+
+ "Like the life-supporting grain,
+ Fruit of patience and of pain,
+ On the swain's autumnal day,
+ Winnow'd from the chaff away.
+
+ "Little TREMBLER, fear no more,
+ Thou hast plenteous crops in store;
+ Seeds, by genial sorrows sown,
+ More than all thy scorners own.
+
+ "What, tho' hostile earth despise,
+ Heaven beholds with gentler eyes;
+ Heav'n thy friendless steps shall guide,
+ Cheer thy hours, and guard thy side.
+
+ "When the fatal trump shall sound,
+ When th' immortals pour around,
+ Heav'n shall thy return attest,
+ Hail'd by myriads of the bless'd.
+
+ "Little native of the skies,
+ Lovely PENITENT, arise,
+ Calm thy bosom, clear thy brow,
+ VIRTUE is thy sister now.
+
+ "More delightful are my woes
+ Than the rapture PLEASURE knows;
+ Richer far the weeds I bring
+ Than the robes that grace a king.
+
+ "On my wars of shortest date,
+ Crowns of endless triumph wait;
+ On my cares a period bless'd,
+ On my toils, eternal rest.
+
+ "Come, with VIRTUE at thy side,
+ Come, be ev'ry bar defy'd,
+ Till we gain our native shore;
+ Sister, come, and turn no more."
+
+
+
+
+FABLE XVI.
+
+LOVE AND VANITY.
+
+
+ The breezy morning breath'd perfume,
+ The wak'ning flow'rs unveil'd their bloom;
+ Up with the sun, from short repose,
+ Gay HEALTH, and lusty LABOUR, rose;
+ The milk-maid carol'd at her pail,
+ And shepherds whistled o'er the dale;
+ When LOVE, who led a rural life,
+ Remote from bustle, state, and strife,
+ Forth from his thatch-roof'd cottage stray'd,
+ And stroll'd along the dewy glade.
+
+ A nymph, who lightly tripp'd it by,
+ To quick attention turn'd his eye;
+ He mark'd the gesture of the fair,
+ Her self-sufficient grace and air;
+ Her steps that mincing meant to please,
+ Her study'd negligence and ease;
+ And curious to inquire what meant
+ This thing of prettiness and paint,
+ Approaching spoke, and bow'd observant:
+ The lady, slightly--"Sir, your servant."
+
+ 'Such beauty in so rude a place!
+ Fair one, you do the country grace;
+ At court, no doubt, the public care,
+ But LOVE has small acquaintance there.'
+
+ "Yes, sir," reply'd the flutt'ring dame,
+ "This form confesses whence it came;
+ But dear VARIETY, you know,
+ Can make us pride and pomp forego;
+ My name is VANITY: I sway
+ The utmost islands of the sea;
+ Within my court all honour centers,
+ I raise the meanest soul that enters,
+ Endow with latent gifts and graces,
+ And model fools for posts and places.
+
+ "As VANITY appoints at pleasure,
+ The world receives its weight and measure;
+ Hence all the grand concerns of life,
+ Joys, cares, plagues, passion, peace, and strife.
+
+ "Reflect how far my pow'r prevails,
+ When I step in where NATURE fails:
+ And ev'ry breach of sense repairing,
+ Am bounteous still, where heav'n is sparing.
+
+ "But chief, in all their arts and airs,
+ Their playing, painting, pouts, and pray'rs,
+ Their various habits and complexions,
+ Fits, frolics, foibles, and perfections,
+ Their robing, curling, and adorning,
+ From noon to night, from night to morning,
+ From six to sixty, sick or sound,
+ I rule the female world around."--
+
+ 'Hold there a moment,' CUPID cry'd,
+ 'Nor boast dominion quite so wide;
+ Was there no province to invade,
+ But that by love and meekness sway'd;
+ All other empire I resign,
+ But be the sphere of beauty mine.
+
+ 'For in the downy lawn of rest,
+ That opens on a woman's breast,
+ Attended by my peaceful train,
+ I choose to live, and choose to reign.
+
+ 'Far-sighted FAITH I bring along,
+ And TRUTH, above an army strong,
+ And CHASTITY, of icy mould,
+ Within the burning tropics cold;
+ And LOWLINESS, to whose mild brow
+ The pow'r and pride of nations bow;
+ And MODESTY, with down-cast eye,
+ That lends the morn her virgin dye;
+ And INNOCENCE, array'd in light,
+ And HONOUR, as a tow'r upright;
+ With sweetly winning graces, more
+ Than poets ever dreamt of yore;
+ In unaffected conduct free,
+ All smiling sisters, three times three;
+ And rosy PEACE, the cherub bless'd,
+ That nightly sings us all to rest.
+
+ 'Hence, from the bud of NATURE'S prime,
+ From the first step of infant time,
+ Woman, the world's appointed light,
+ Has skirted ev'ry shade with white;
+ Has stood for imitation high,
+ To ev'ry heart, and ev'ry eye;
+ From ancient deeds of fair renown,
+ Has brought her bright memorials down;
+ To time affix'd perpetual youth,
+ And form'd each tale of love and truth.
+
+ 'Upon a new PROMETHEAN plan,
+ She moulds the essence of a man,
+ Tempers his mass, his genius fires,
+ And as a better soul inspires.
+
+ 'The rude she softens, warms the cold,
+ Exalts the meek, and checks the bold;
+ Calls SLOTH from his supine repose,
+ Within the coward's bosom glows;
+ Of pride unplumes the lofty crest,
+ Bids bashful merit stand confess'd;
+ And like coarse metal from the mines,
+ Collects, irradiates, and refines;
+ The gentle science she imparts,
+ All manners smooths, informs all hearts;
+ From her sweet influence are felt,
+ Passions that please, and thoughts that melt.
+ To stormy rage she bids controul,
+ And sinks serenely on the soul;
+ Softens DUCALION'S flinty race,
+ And tunes the warring world to peace.
+
+ 'Thus arm'd to all that's light and vain,
+ And freed from thy fantastic chain,
+ She fills the sphere, by heav'n assign'd,
+ And, rul'd by me, o'er-rules mankind.'
+
+ He spoke.--The nymph impatient stood,
+ And, laughing, thus her speech renew'd:
+
+ "And pray, sir, may I be so bold,
+ To hope your pretty tale is told;
+ And next demand without a cavil,
+ What new UTOPIA do you travel?
+ Upon my word, these high-flown fancies
+ Shew depth of learning in romances.
+ Why, what unfashion'd stuff you tell us,
+ Of buckram dames, and tiptoe fellows!
+ Go, child, and when you're grown maturer,
+ You'll shoot your next opinion surer.
+
+ "O, such a pretty knack at painting,
+ And all for soft'ning, and for sainting!
+ Guess now, who can, a single feature,
+ Thro' the whole piece of female nature:
+ Then, mark! my looser hand may fit
+ The lines too coarse for love to hit.
+
+ "'Tis said, that woman prone to changing,
+ Thro' all the rounds of folly ranging,
+ On life's uncertain ocean riding,
+ No reason, rule, nor rudder guiding,
+ Is like the comet's wand'ring light,
+ Eccentric, ominous, and bright;
+ Tractless and shifting as the wind,
+ A sea whose fathom none can find;
+ A moon, still changing and revolving,
+ A riddle, past all human solving;
+ A bliss, a plague, a heav'n, a hell,
+ A----something, that no man can tell.
+
+ "Now learn a secret from a friend,
+ But keep your counsel and attend:
+
+ "Tho' in their tempers thought so distant,
+ Nor with their sex, nor selves consistent,
+ 'Tis but the diff'rence of a name,
+ And ev'ry woman is the same.
+ For as the world, however vary'd,
+ And thro' unnumber'd changes carry'd,
+ Of elemental modes and forms,
+ Clouds, meteors, colours, calms, and storms;
+ Tho' in a thousand suits array'd,
+ Is of one subject matter made;
+ So, sir, a woman's constitution,
+ The world's enigma, finds solution.
+ And let her form be what you will,
+ I am the subject essence still.
+
+ "With the first spark of female sense,
+ The speck of being, I commence;
+ Within the womb make fresh advances,
+ And dictate future qualms and fancies;
+ Thence in the growing form expand,
+ With childhood travel hand in hand,
+ And give a taste of all their joys,
+ In gewgaws, rattles, pomp, and noise.
+
+ "And now, familiar and unaw'd,
+ I send the flutt'ring soul abroad;
+ Prais'd for her shape, her air, her mien,
+ The little goddess, and the queen,
+ Takes at her infant shrine oblation,
+ And drinks sweet draughts of adulation.
+
+ "Now, blooming, tall, erect, and fair,
+ To dress becomes her darling care;
+ The realms of beauty then I bound,
+ I swell the hoop's enchanted round;
+ Shrink in the waist's descending size,
+ Heav'd in the snowy bosom rise,
+ High on the floating lappet sail,
+ Or curl'd in tresses kiss the gale.
+ Then to her glass I lead the fair,
+ And shew the lovely idol there,
+ Where, struck as by divine emotion,
+ She bows with most sincere devotion;
+ And numb'ring ev'ry beauty o'er,
+ In secret bids the world adore.
+
+ "Then all for parking and parading,
+ Coqueting, dancing, masquerading;
+ For balls, plays, courts, and crowds, what passion!
+ And churches, sometimes, if the fashion:
+ For woman's sense of right and wrong
+ Is rul'd by the almighty throng;
+ Still turns to each meander tame,
+ And swims the straw of ev'ry stream.
+ Her soul intrinsic worth rejects,
+ Accomplish'd only in defects,
+ Such excellence is her ambition,
+ Folly her wisest acquisition;
+ And ev'n from pity and disdain,
+ She'll cull some reason to be vain.
+
+ "Thus, sir, from ev'ry form and feature,
+ The wealth and wants of female nature,
+ And ev'n from vice, which you'd admire,
+ I gather fuel to my fire,
+ And on the very base of shame,
+ Erect my monument of fame.
+
+ "Let me another truth attempt,
+ Of which your godship has not dreamt:
+ Those shining virtues which you muster,
+ Whence think you they derive their lustre?
+ From native honour and devotion!
+ O yes! a mighty likely notion!
+ Trust me, from titled dames to spinners,
+ 'Tis I make saints, whoe'er make sinners;
+ 'Tis I instruct them to withdraw,
+ And hold presumptuous man in awe;
+ For female worth as I inspire,
+ In just degrees, still mounts the higher,
+ And VIRTUE so extremely nice,
+ Demands long toil and mighty price;
+ Like SAMPSON'S pillars, fix'd elate,
+ I bear the sex's tott'ring state;
+ Sap these, and in a moment's space,
+ Down sinks the fabric to its base.
+
+ "Alike from titles, and from toys,
+ I spring, the fount of female joys;
+ In ev'ry widow, wife, and miss,
+ The sole artificer of bliss.
+ For them each tropic I explore;
+ I cleave the sand of ev'ry shore;
+ To them uniting INDIA'S sail,
+ SABAEA breathes her farthest gale;
+ For them the bullion I refine,
+ Dig sense and virtue from the mine;
+ And from the bowels of invention,
+ Spin out the various arts you mention.
+
+ "Nor bliss alone my pow'rs bestow,
+ They hold the sov'reign balm of woe;
+ Beyond the stoic's boasted art,
+ I soothe the heavings of the heart;
+ To pain give splendor, and relief,
+ And gild the pallid face of grief.
+
+ "Alike the palace and the plain,
+ Admit the glories of my reign;
+ Thro' ev'ry age, in ev'ry nation,
+ Taste, talents, tempers, state, and station,
+ Whate'er a woman says, I say;
+ Whate'er a woman spends, I pay;
+ Alike I fill and empty bags,
+ Flutter in finery and rags;
+ With light coquets thro' folly range,
+ And with the prude disdain to change.
+
+ "And now, you'd think, 'twixt you and I,
+ That things were ripe for a reply--
+ But soft--and while I'm in the mood,
+ Kindly permit me to conclude;
+ Their utmost mazes to unravel,
+ And touch the farthest step they travel:
+
+ "When ev'ry pleasure's run a-ground,
+ And folly tir'd thro' many a round;
+ The nymph, conceiving discontent hence,
+ May ripen to an hour's repentance,
+ And vapours shed in pious moisture,
+ Dismiss her to a church or cloister;
+ Then on I lead her, with devotion
+ Conspicuous in her dress and motion;
+ Inspire the heav'nly-breathing air,
+ Roll up the lucid eye in pray'r,
+ Soften the voice, and in the face
+ Look melting harmony and grace.
+
+ "Thus far extends my friendly pow'r,
+ Nor quits her in her latest hour;
+ The couch of decent pain I spread,
+ In form recline her languid head;
+ Her thoughts I methodize in death,
+ And part not with her parting breath;
+ Then do I set, in order bright,
+ A length of fun'ral pomp to sight;
+ The glitt'ring tapers, and attire,
+ The plumes that whiten o'er her bier;
+ And last, presenting to her eye
+ Angelic fineries on high,
+ To scenes of painted bliss I waft her,
+ And form the heav'n she hopes hereafter."
+
+ 'In truth,' rejoin'd LOVE'S gentle god,
+ 'You've gone a tedious length of road;
+ And, strange! in all the toilsome way
+ No house of kind refreshment lay;
+ No nymph, whose virtues might have tempted
+ To hold her from her sex exempted.'
+
+ "For one, we'll never quarrel, man,
+ Take her, and keep her, if you can;
+ And pleas'd I yield to your petition,
+ Since every fair, by such permission,
+ Will hold herself the one selected,
+ And so my system stands protected."
+
+ 'O deaf to VIRTUE, deaf to GLORY,
+ To truths divinely vouch'd in story!'
+ The godhead, in his zeal return'd,
+ And kindling at her malice burn'd.
+ Then sweetly rais'd his voice, and told
+ Of heav'nly nymphs, rever'd of old;
+ HYPSIPYLE, who sav'd her sire;
+ And PORTIA'S love, approv'd by fire;
+ Alike PENELOPE was quoted,
+ Nor laurel'd DAPHNE pass'd unnoted,
+ Nor LAODAMIA'S fatal garter,
+ Nor fam'd LUCRETIA, honour's martyr,
+ ALCESTE'S voluntary steel,
+ And CATHERINE smiling on the wheel.
+
+ But who can hope to plant conviction,
+ Where cavil grows on contradiction!
+ Some she evades, or disavows,
+ Demurs to all, and none allows;
+ A kind of ancient things, call'd fables!
+ And thus the goddess turn'd the tables.
+
+ Now both in argument grew high,
+ And choler flash'd from either eye;
+ Nor wonder each refus'd to yield
+ The conquest of so fair a field.
+
+ When happily arriv'd in view
+ A goddess, whom our grandames knew,
+ Of aspect grave, and sober gait,
+ Majestic, awful, and sedate,
+ As heav'n's autumnal eve serene,
+ Where not a cloud o'ercasts the scene,
+ Once PRUDENCE call'd, a matron fam'd,
+ And in old ROME CORNELIA nam'd.
+ Quick, at a venture, both agree
+ To leave their strife to her decree.
+
+ And now by each the facts were stated,
+ In form and manner as related;
+ The case was short--They crav'd opinion,
+ Which held o'er females chief dominion?
+ When thus the goddess, answering mild,
+ First shook her gracious head, and smil'd:
+
+ "Alas! how willing to comply,
+ Yet how unfit a judge am I!
+ In times of golden date, 'tis true,
+ I shar'd the fickle sex with you;
+ But from their presence long precluded,
+ Or held as one whose form intruded,
+ Full fifty annual suns can tell,
+ Prudence has bid the sex farewell."
+
+ In this dilemma, what to do,
+ Or who to think of, neither knew;
+ For both, still bias'd in opinion,
+ And arrogant of sole dominion,
+ Were forc'd to hold the case compounded,
+ Or leave the quarrel where they found it.
+
+ When in the nick, a rural fair,
+ Of inexperienc'd gait and air,
+ Who ne'er had cross'd the neighb'ring lake,
+ Nor seen the world beyond a wake;
+ With cambric coif, and kerchief clean,
+ Trip'd lightly by them o'er the green.
+
+ 'Now, now!' cry'd LOVE'S triumphant child,
+ And at approaching conquest smil'd;
+ 'If VANITY will once be guided,
+ Our diff'rence soon may be decided:
+ Behold you wench, a fit occasion,
+ To try your force of gay persuasion.--
+ Go you, while I retire aloof,
+ Go, put those boasted pow'rs to proof;
+ And if your prevalence of art
+ Transcends my yet unerring dart,
+ I give the fav'rite contest o'er,
+ And ne'er will boast my empire more.'
+
+ At once, so said and so consented,
+ And well our goddess seem'd contented,
+ Nor pausing, made a moment's stand,
+ But tript, and took the girl in hand.
+
+ Meanwhile the GODHEAD, unalarm'd,
+ As one to each occasion arm'd,
+ Forth from his quiver cull'd a dart,
+ That erst had wounded many a heart;
+ Then bending, drew it to the head,
+ The bowstring twang'd, the arrow fled,
+ And to her secret soul address'd,
+ Transfix'd the whiteness of her breast.
+
+ But here the DAME, whose guardian care
+ Had to a moment watch'd the fair,
+ At once her pocket mirror drew,
+ And held the wonder full in view;
+ As quickly, rang'd in order bright,
+ A thousand beauties rush'd to sight,
+ A world of charms, till now unknown,
+ A world revealed to her alone;
+ Enraptur'd stands the love-sick maid,
+ Suspended o'er the darling shade;
+ Here only fixes to admire,
+ And centres every fond desire.
+
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