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-Transcribed from the 1907 J. M. Dent edition by David Price, email
-ccx074@coventry.ac.uk. Extra proofing by Margaret Price.
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-CRANFORD
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I--OUR SOCIETY
-
-
-
-In the first place, Cranford is in possession of the Amazons; all
-the holders of houses above a certain rent are women. If a married
-couple come to settle in the town, somehow the gentleman
-disappears; he is either fairly frightened to death by being the
-only man in the Cranford evening parties, or he is accounted for by
-being with his regiment, his ship, or closely engaged in business
-all the week in the great neighbouring commercial town of Drumble,
-distant only twenty miles on a railroad. In short, whatever does
-become of the gentlemen, they are not at Cranford. What could they
-do if they were there? The surgeon has his round of thirty miles,
-and sleeps at Cranford; but every man cannot be a surgeon. For
-keeping the trim gardens full of choice flowers without a weed to
-speck them; for frightening away little boys who look wistfully at
-the said flowers through the railings; for rushing out at the geese
-that occasionally venture in to the gardens if the gates are left
-open; for deciding all questions of literature and politics without
-troubling themselves with unnecessary reasons or arguments; for
-obtaining clear and correct knowledge of everybody's affairs in the
-parish; for keeping their neat maid-servants in admirable order;
-for kindness (somewhat dictatorial) to the poor, and real tender
-good offices to each other whenever they are in distress, the
-ladies of Cranford are quite sufficient. "A man," as one of them
-observed to me once, "is SO in the way in the house!" Although the
-ladies of Cranford know all each other's proceedings, they are
-exceedingly indifferent to each other's opinions. Indeed, as each
-has her own individuality, not to say eccentricity, pretty strongly
-developed, nothing is so easy as verbal retaliation; but, somehow,
-good-will reigns among them to a considerable degree.
-
-The Cranford ladies have only an occasional little quarrel,
-spirited out in a few peppery words and angry jerks of the head;
-just enough to prevent the even tenor of their lives from becoming
-too flat. Their dress is very independent of fashion; as they
-observe, "What does it signify how we dress here at Cranford, where
-everybody knows us?" And if they go from home, their reason is
-equally cogent, "What does it signify how we dress here, where
-nobody knows us?" The materials of their clothes are, in general,
-good and plain, and most of them are nearly as scrupulous as Miss
-Tyler, of cleanly memory; but I will answer for it, the last gigot,
-the last tight and scanty petticoat in wear in England, was seen in
-Cranford--and seen without a smile.
-
-I can testify to a magnificent family red silk umbrella, under
-which a gentle little spinster, left alone of many brothers and
-sisters, used to patter to church on rainy days. Have you any red
-silk umbrellas in London? We had a tradition of the first that had
-ever been seen in Cranford; and the little boys mobbed it, and
-called it "a stick in petticoats." It might have been the very red
-silk one I have described, held by a strong father over a troop of
-little ones; the poor little lady--the survivor of all--could
-scarcely carry it.
-
-Then there were rules and regulations for visiting and calls; and
-they were announced to any young people who might be staying in the
-town, with all the solemnity with which the old Manx laws were read
-once a year on the Tinwald Mount.
-
-"Our friends have sent to inquire how you are after your journey
-to-night, my dear" (fifteen miles in a gentleman's carriage); "they
-will give you some rest to-morrow, but the next day, I have no
-doubt, they will call; so be at liberty after twelve--from twelve
-to three are our calling hours."
-
-Then, after they had called -
-
-"It is the third day; I dare say your mamma has told you, my dear,
-never to let more than three days elapse between receiving a call
-and returning it; and also, that you are never to stay longer than
-a quarter of an hour."
-
-"But am I to look at my watch? How am I to find out when a quarter
-of an hour has passed?"
-
-"You must keep thinking about the time, my dear, and not allow
-yourself to forget it in conversation."
-
-As everybody had this rule in their minds, whether they received or
-paid a call, of course no absorbing subject was ever spoken about.
-We kept ourselves to short sentences of small talk, and were
-punctual to our time.
-
-I imagine that a few of the gentlefolks of Cranford were poor, and
-had some difficulty in making both ends meet; but they were like
-the Spartans, and concealed their smart under a smiling face. We
-none of us spoke of money, because that subject savoured of
-commerce and trade, and though some might be poor, we were all
-aristocratic. The Cranfordians had that kindly esprit de corps
-which made them overlook all deficiencies in success when some
-among them tried to conceal their poverty. When Mrs Forrester, for
-instance, gave a party in her baby-house of a dwelling, and the
-little maiden disturbed the ladies on the sofa by a request that
-she might get the tea-tray out from underneath, everyone took this
-novel proceeding as the most natural thing in the world, and talked
-on about household forms and ceremonies as if we all believed that
-our hostess had a regular servants' hall, second table, with
-housekeeper and steward, instead of the one little charity-school
-maiden, whose short ruddy arms could never have been strong enough
-to carry the tray upstairs, if she had not been assisted in private
-by her mistress, who now sat in state, pretending not to know what
-cakes were sent up, though she knew, and we knew, and she knew that
-we knew, and we knew that she knew that we knew, she had been busy
-all the morning making tea-bread and sponge-cakes.
-
-There were one or two consequences arising from this general but
-unacknowledged poverty, and this very much acknowledged gentility,
-which were not amiss, and which might be introduced into many
-circles of society to their great improvement. For instance, the
-inhabitants of Cranford kept early hours, and clattered home in
-their pattens, under the guidance of a lantern-bearer, about nine
-o'clock at night; and the whole town was abed and asleep by half-
-past ten. Moreover, it was considered "vulgar" (a tremendous word
-in Cranford) to give anything expensive, in the way of eatable or
-drinkable, at the evening entertainments. Wafer bread-and-butter
-and sponge-biscuits were all that the Honourable Mrs Jamieson gave;
-and she was sister-in-law to the late Earl of Glenmire, although
-she did practise such "elegant economy."
-
-"Elegant economy!" How naturally one falls back into the
-phraseology of Cranford! There, economy was always "elegant," and
-money-spending always "vulgar and ostentatious"; a sort of sour-
-grapeism which made us very peaceful and satisfied. I never shall
-forget the dismay felt when a certain Captain Brown came to live at
-Cranford, and openly spoke about his being poor--not in a whisper
-to an intimate friend, the doors and windows being previously
-closed, but in the public street! in a loud military voice!
-alleging his poverty as a reason for not taking a particular house.
-The ladies of Cranford were already rather moaning over the
-invasion of their territories by a man and a gentleman. He was a
-half-pay captain, and had obtained some situation on a neighbouring
-railroad, which had been vehemently petitioned against by the
-little town; and if, in addition to his masculine gender, and his
-connection with the obnoxious railroad, he was so brazen as to talk
-of being poor--why, then, indeed, he must be sent to Coventry.
-Death was as true and as common as poverty; yet people never spoke
-about that, loud out in the streets. It was a word not to be
-mentioned to ears polite. We had tacitly agreed to ignore that any
-with whom we associated on terms of visiting equality could ever be
-prevented by poverty from doing anything that they wished. If we
-walked to or from a party, it was because the night was SO fine, or
-the air SO refreshing, not because sedan-chairs were expensive. If
-we wore prints, instead of summer silks, it was because we
-preferred a washing material; and so on, till we blinded ourselves
-to the vulgar fact that we were, all of us, people of very moderate
-means. Of course, then, we did not know what to make of a man who
-could speak of poverty as if it was not a disgrace. Yet, somehow,
-Captain Brown made himself respected in Cranford, and was called
-upon, in spite of all resolutions to the contrary. I was surprised
-to hear his opinions quoted as authority at a visit which I paid to
-Cranford about a year after he had settled in the town. My own
-friends had been among the bitterest opponents of any proposal to
-visit the Captain and his daughters, only twelve months before; and
-now he was even admitted in the tabooed hours before twelve. True,
-it was to discover the cause of a smoking chimney, before the fire
-was lighted; but still Captain Brown walked upstairs, nothing
-daunted, spoke in a voice too large for the room, and joked quite
-in the way of a tame man about the house. He had been blind to all
-the small slights, and omissions of trivial ceremonies, with which
-he had been received. He had been friendly, though the Cranford
-ladies had been cool; he had answered small sarcastic compliments
-in good faith; and with his manly frankness had overpowered all the
-shrinking which met him as a man who was not ashamed to be poor.
-And, at last, his excellent masculine common sense, and his
-facility in devising expedients to overcome domestic dilemmas, had
-gained him an extraordinary place as authority among the Cranford
-ladies. He himself went on in his course, as unaware of his
-popularity as he had been of the reverse; and I am sure he was
-startled one day when he found his advice so highly esteemed as to
-make some counsel which he had given in jest to be taken in sober,
-serious earnest.
-
-It was on this subject: An old lady had an Alderney cow, which she
-looked upon as a daughter. You could not pay the short quarter of
-an hour call without being told of the wonderful milk or wonderful
-intelligence of this animal. The whole town knew and kindly
-regarded Miss Betsy Barker's Alderney; therefore great was the
-sympathy and regret when, in an unguarded moment, the poor cow
-tumbled into a lime-pit. She moaned so loudly that she was soon
-heard and rescued; but meanwhile the poor beast had lost most of
-her hair, and came out looking naked, cold, and miserable, in a
-bare skin. Everybody pitied the animal, though a few could not
-restrain their smiles at her droll appearance. Miss Betsy Barker
-absolutely cried with sorrow and dismay; and it was said she
-thought of trying a bath of oil. This remedy, perhaps, was
-recommended by some one of the number whose advice she asked; but
-the proposal, if ever it was made, was knocked on the head by
-Captain Brown's decided "Get her a flannel waistcoat and flannel
-drawers, ma'am, if you wish to keep her alive. But my advice is,
-kill the poor creature at once."
-
-Miss Betsy Barker dried her eyes, and thanked the Captain heartily;
-she set to work, and by-and-by all the town turned out to see the
-Alderney meekly going to her pasture, clad in dark grey flannel. I
-have watched her myself many a time. Do you ever see cows dressed
-in grey flannel in London?
-
-Captain Brown had taken a small house on the outskirts of the town,
-where he lived with his two daughters. He must have been upwards
-of sixty at the time of the first visit I paid to Cranford after I
-had left it as a residence. But he had a wiry, well-trained,
-elastic figure, a stiff military throw-back of his head, and a
-springing step, which made him appear much younger than he was.
-His eldest daughter looked almost as old as himself, and betrayed
-the fact that his real was more than his apparent age. Miss Brown
-must have been forty; she had a sickly, pained, careworn expression
-on her face, and looked as if the gaiety of youth had long faded
-out of sight. Even when young she must have been plain and hard-
-featured. Miss Jessie Brown was ten years younger than her sister,
-and twenty shades prettier. Her face was round and dimpled. Miss
-Jenkyns once said, in a passion against Captain Brown (the cause of
-which I will tell you presently), "that she thought it was time for
-Miss Jessie to leave off her dimples, and not always to be trying
-to look like a child." It was true there was something childlike
-in her face; and there will be, I think, till she dies, though she
-should live to a hundred. Her eyes were large blue wondering eyes,
-looking straight at you; her nose was unformed and snub, and her
-lips were red and dewy; she wore her hair, too, in little rows of
-curls, which heightened this appearance. I do not know whether she
-was pretty or not; but I liked her face, and so did everybody, and
-I do not think she could help her dimples. She had something of
-her father's jauntiness of gait and manner; and any female observer
-might detect a slight difference in the attire of the two sisters--
-that of Miss Jessie being about two pounds per annum more expensive
-than Miss Brown's. Two pounds was a large sum in Captain Brown's
-annual disbursements.
-
-Such was the impression made upon me by the Brown family when I
-first saw them all together in Cranford Church. The Captain I had
-met before--on the occasion of the smoky chimney, which he had
-cured by some simple alteration in the flue. In church, he held
-his double eye-glass to his eyes during the Morning Hymn, and then
-lifted up his head erect and sang out loud and joyfully. He made
-the responses louder than the clerk--an old man with a piping
-feeble voice, who, I think, felt aggrieved at the Captain's
-sonorous bass, and quivered higher and higher in consequence.
-
-On coming out of church, the brisk Captain paid the most gallant
-attention to his two daughters.
-
-He nodded and smiled to his acquaintances; but he shook hands with
-none until he had helped Miss Brown to unfurl her umbrella, had
-relieved her of her prayer-book, and had waited patiently till she,
-with trembling nervous hands, had taken up her gown to walk through
-the wet roads.
-
-I wonder what the Cranford ladies did with Captain Brown at their
-parties. We had often rejoiced, in former days, that there was no
-gentleman to be attended to, and to find conversation for, at the
-card-parties. We had congratulated ourselves upon the snugness of
-the evenings; and, in our love for gentility, and distaste of
-mankind, we had almost persuaded ourselves that to be a man was to
-be "vulgar"; so that when I found my friend and hostess, Miss
-Jenkyns, was going to have a party in my honour, and that Captain
-and the Miss Browns were invited, I wondered much what would be the
-course of the evening. Card-tables, with green baize tops, were
-set out by daylight, just as usual; it was the third week in
-November, so the evenings closed in about four. Candles, and clean
-packs of cards, were arranged on each table. The fire was made up;
-the neat maid-servant had received her last directions; and there
-we stood, dressed in our best, each with a candle-lighter in our
-hands, ready to dart at the candles as soon as the first knock
-came. Parties in Cranford were solemn festivities, making the
-ladies feel gravely elated as they sat together in their best
-dresses. As soon as three had arrived, we sat down to
-"Preference," I being the unlucky fourth. The next four comers
-were put down immediately to another table; and presently the tea-
-trays, which I had seen set out in the store-room as I passed in
-the morning, were placed each on the middle of a card-table. The
-china was delicate egg-shell; the old-fashioned silver glittered
-with polishing; but the eatables were of the slightest description.
-While the trays were yet on the tables, Captain and the Miss Browns
-came in; and I could see that, somehow or other, the Captain was a
-favourite with all the ladies present. Ruffled brows were
-smoothed, sharp voices lowered at his approach. Miss Brown looked
-ill, and depressed almost to gloom. Miss Jessie smiled as usual,
-and seemed nearly as popular as her father. He immediately and
-quietly assumed the man's place in the room; attended to every
-one's wants, lessened the pretty maid-servant's labour by waiting
-on empty cups and bread-and-butterless ladies; and yet did it all
-in so easy and dignified a manner, and so much as if it were a
-matter of course for the strong to attend to the weak, that he was
-a true man throughout. He played for threepenny points with as
-grave an interest as if they had been pounds; and yet, in all his
-attention to strangers, he had an eye on his suffering daughter--
-for suffering I was sure she was, though to many eyes she might
-only appear to be irritable. Miss Jessie could not play cards:
-but she talked to the sitters-out, who, before her coming, had been
-rather inclined to be cross. She sang, too, to an old cracked
-piano, which I think had been a spinet in its youth. Miss Jessie
-sang, "Jock of Hazeldean" a little out of tune; but we were none of
-us musical, though Miss Jenkyns beat time, out of time, by way of
-appearing to be so.
-
-It was very good of Miss Jenkyns to do this; for I had seen that, a
-little before, she had been a good deal annoyed by Miss Jessie
-Brown's unguarded admission (a propos of Shetland wool) that she
-had an uncle, her mother's brother, who was a shop-keeper in
-Edinburgh. Miss Jenkyns tried to drown this confession by a
-terrible cough--for the Honourable Mrs Jamieson was sitting at a
-card-table nearest Miss Jessie, and what would she say or think if
-she found out she was in the same room with a shop-keeper's niece!
-But Miss Jessie Brown (who had no tact, as we all agreed the next
-morning) WOULD repeat the information, and assure Miss Pole she
-could easily get her the identical Shetland wool required, "through
-my uncle, who has the best assortment of Shetland goods of any one
-in Edinbro'." It was to take the taste of this out of our mouths,
-and the sound of this out of our ears, that Miss Jenkyns proposed
-music; so I say again, it was very good of her to beat time to the
-song.
-
-When the trays re-appeared with biscuits and wine, punctually at a
-quarter to nine, there was conversation, comparing of cards, and
-talking over tricks; but by-and-by Captain Brown sported a bit of
-literature.
-
-"Have you seen any numbers of 'The Pickwick Papers'?" said he.
-(They we're then publishing in parts.) "Capital thing!"
-
-Now Miss Jenkyns was daughter of a deceased rector of Cranford;
-and, on the strength of a number of manuscript sermons, and a
-pretty good library of divinity, considered herself literary, and
-looked upon any conversation about books as a challenge to her. So
-she answered and said, "Yes, she had seen them; indeed, she might
-say she had read them."
-
-"And what do you think of them?" exclaimed Captain Brown. "Aren't
-they famously good?"
-
-So urged Miss Jenkyns could not but speak.
-
-"I must say, I don't think they are by any means equal to Dr
-Johnson. Still, perhaps, the author is young. Let him persevere,
-and who knows what he may become if he will take the great Doctor
-for his model?" This was evidently too much for Captain Brown to
-take placidly; and I saw the words on the tip of his tongue before
-Miss Jenkyns had finished her sentence.
-
-"It is quite a different sort of thing, my dear madam," he began.
-
-"I am quite aware of that," returned she. "And I make allowances,
-Captain Brown."
-
-"Just allow me to read you a scene out of this month's number,"
-pleaded he. "I had it only this morning, and I don't think the
-company can have read it yet."
-
-"As you please," said she, settling herself with an air of
-resignation. He read the account of the "swarry" which Sam Weller
-gave at Bath. Some of us laughed heartily. _I_ did not dare,
-because I was staying in the house. Miss Jenkyns sat in patient
-gravity. When it was ended, she turned to me, and said with mild
-dignity -
-
-"Fetch me 'Rasselas,' my dear, out of the book-room."
-
-When I had brought it to her, she turned to Captain Brown -
-
-"Now allow me to read you a scene, and then the present company can
-judge between your favourite, Mr Boz, and Dr Johnson."
-
-She read one of the conversations between Rasselas and Imlac, in a
-high-pitched, majestic voice: and when she had ended, she said, "I
-imagine I am now justified in my preference of Dr Johnson as a
-writer of fiction." The Captain screwed his lips up, and drummed
-on the table, but he did not speak. She thought she would give him
-a finishing blow or two.
-
-"I consider it vulgar, and below the dignity of literature, to
-publish in numbers."
-
-"How was the Rambler published, ma'am?" asked Captain Brown in a
-low voice, which I think Miss Jenkyns could not have heard.
-
-"Dr Johnson's style is a model for young beginners. My father
-recommended it to me when I began to write letters--I have formed
-my own style upon it; I recommended it to your favourite."
-
-"I should be very sorry for him to exchange his style for any such
-pompous writing," said Captain Brown.
-
-Miss Jenkyns felt this as a personal affront, in a way of which the
-Captain had not dreamed. Epistolary writing she and her friends
-considered as her forte. Many a copy of many a letter have I seen
-written and corrected on the slate, before she "seized the half-
-hour just previous to post-time to assure" her friends of this or
-of that; and Dr Johnson was, as she said, her model in these
-compositions. She drew herself up with dignity, and only replied
-to Captain Brown's last remark by saying, with marked emphasis on
-every syllable, "I prefer Dr Johnson to Mr Boz."
-
-It is said--I won't vouch for the fact--that Captain Brown was
-heard to say, sotto voce, "D-n Dr Johnson!" If he did, he was
-penitent afterwards, as he showed by going to stand near Miss
-Jenkyns' arm-chair, and endeavouring to beguile her into
-conversation on some more pleasing subject. But she was
-inexorable. The next day she made the remark I have mentioned
-about Miss Jessie's dimples.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II--THE CAPTAIN
-
-
-
-It was impossible to live a month at Cranford and not know the
-daily habits of each resident; and long before my visit was ended I
-knew much concerning the whole Brown trio. There was nothing new
-to be discovered respecting their poverty; for they had spoken
-simply and openly about that from the very first. They made no
-mystery of the necessity for their being economical. All that
-remained to be discovered was the Captain's infinite kindness of
-heart, and the various modes in which, unconsciously to himself, he
-manifested it. Some little anecdotes were talked about for some
-time after they occurred. As we did not read much, and as all the
-ladies were pretty well suited with servants, there was a dearth of
-subjects for conversation. We therefore discussed the circumstance
-of the Captain taking a poor old woman's dinner out of her hands
-one very slippery Sunday. He had met her returning from the
-bakehouse as he came from church, and noticed her precarious
-footing; and, with the grave dignity with which he did everything,
-he relieved her of her burden, and steered along the street by her
-side, carrying her baked mutton and potatoes safely home. This was
-thought very eccentric; and it was rather expected that he would
-pay a round of calls, on the Monday morning, to explain and
-apologise to the Cranford sense of propriety: but he did no such
-thing: and then it was decided that he was ashamed, and was
-keeping out of sight. In a kindly pity for him, we began to say,
-"After all, the Sunday morning's occurrence showed great goodness
-of heart," and it was resolved that he should be comforted on his
-next appearance amongst us; but, lo! he came down upon us,
-untouched by any sense of shame, speaking loud and bass as ever,
-his head thrown back, his wig as jaunty and well-curled as usual,
-and we were obliged to conclude he had forgotten all about Sunday.
-
-Miss Pole and Miss Jessie Brown had set up a kind of intimacy on
-the strength of the Shetland wool and the new knitting stitches; so
-it happened that when I went to visit Miss Pole I saw more of the
-Browns than I had done while staying with Miss Jenkyns, who had
-never got over what she called Captain Brown's disparaging remarks
-upon Dr Johnson as a writer of light and agreeable fiction. I
-found that Miss Brown was seriously ill of some lingering,
-incurable complaint, the pain occasioned by which gave the uneasy
-expression to her face that I had taken for unmitigated crossness.
-Cross, too, she was at times, when the nervous irritability
-occasioned by her disease became past endurance. Miss Jessie bore
-with her at these times, even more patiently than she did with the
-bitter self-upbraidings by which they were invariably succeeded.
-Miss Brown used to accuse herself, not merely of hasty and
-irritable temper, but also of being the cause why her father and
-sister were obliged to pinch, in order to allow her the small
-luxuries which were necessaries in her condition. She would so
-fain have made sacrifices for them, and have lightened their cares,
-that the original generosity of her disposition added acerbity to
-her temper. All this was borne by Miss Jessie and her father with
-more than placidity--with absolute tenderness. I forgave Miss
-Jessie her singing out of tune, and her juvenility of dress, when I
-saw her at home. I came to perceive that Captain Brown's dark
-Brutus wig and padded coat (alas! too often threadbare) were
-remnants of the military smartness of his youth, which he now wore
-unconsciously. He was a man of infinite resources, gained in his
-barrack experience. As he confessed, no one could black his boots
-to please him except himself; but, indeed, he was not above saving
-the little maid-servant's labours in every way--knowing, most
-likely, that his daughter's illness made the place a hard one.
-
-He endeavoured to make peace with Miss Jenkyns soon after the
-memorable dispute I have named, by a present of a wooden fire-
-shovel (his own making), having heard her say how much the grating
-of an iron one annoyed her. She received the present with cool
-gratitude, and thanked him formally. When he was gone, she bade me
-put it away in the lumber-room; feeling, probably, that no present
-from a man who preferred Mr Boz to Dr Johnson could be less jarring
-than an iron fire-shovel.
-
-Such was the state of things when I left Cranford and went to
-Drumble. I had, however, several correspondents, who kept me au
-fait as to the proceedings of the dear little town. There was Miss
-Pole, who was becoming as much absorbed in crochet as she had been
-once in knitting, and the burden of whose letter was something
-like, "But don't you forget the white worsted at Flint's" of the
-old song; for at the end of every sentence of news came a fresh
-direction as to some crochet commission which I was to execute for
-her. Miss Matilda Jenkyns (who did not mind being called Miss
-Matty, when Miss Jenkyns was not by) wrote nice, kind, rambling
-letters, now and then venturing into an opinion of her own; but
-suddenly pulling herself up, and either begging me not to name what
-she had said, as Deborah thought differently, and SHE knew, or else
-putting in a postscript to the effect that, since writing the
-above, she had been talking over the subject with Deborah, and was
-quite convinced that, etc.--(here probably followed a recantation
-of every opinion she had given in the letter). Then came Miss
-Jenkyns--Deborah, as she liked Miss Matty to call her, her father
-having once said that the Hebrew name ought to be so pronounced. I
-secretly think she took the Hebrew prophetess for a model in
-character; and, indeed, she was not unlike the stern prophetess in
-some ways, making allowance, of course, for modern customs and
-difference in dress. Miss Jenkyns wore a cravat, and a little
-bonnet like a jockey-cap, and altogether had the appearance of a
-strong-minded woman; although she would have despised the modern
-idea of women being equal to men. Equal, indeed! she knew they
-were superior. But to return to her letters. Everything in them
-was stately and grand like herself. I have been looking them over
-(dear Miss Jenkyns, how I honoured her!) and I will give an
-extract, more especially because it relates to our friend Captain
-Brown:-
-
-"The Honourable Mrs Jamieson has only just quitted me; and, in the
-course of conversation, she communicated to me the intelligence
-that she had yesterday received a call from her revered husband's
-quondam friend, Lord Mauleverer. You will not easily conjecture
-what brought his lordship within the precincts of our little town.
-It was to see Captain Brown, with whom, it appears, his lordship
-was acquainted in the 'plumed wars,' and who had the privilege of
-averting destruction from his lordship's head when some great peril
-was impending over it, off the misnomered Cape of Good Hope. You
-know our friend the Honourable Mrs Jamieson's deficiency in the
-spirit of innocent curiosity, and you will therefore not be so much
-surprised when I tell you she was quite unable to disclose to me
-the exact nature of the peril in question. I was anxious, I
-confess, to ascertain in what manner Captain Brown, with his
-limited establishment, could receive so distinguished a guest; and
-I discovered that his lordship retired to rest, and, let us hope,
-to refreshing slumbers, at the Angel Hotel; but shared the
-Brunonian meals during the two days that he honoured Cranford with
-his august presence. Mrs Johnson, our civil butcher's wife,
-informs me that Miss Jessie purchased a leg of lamb; but, besides
-this, I can hear of no preparation whatever to give a suitable
-reception to so distinguished a visitor. Perhaps they entertained
-him with 'the feast of reason and the flow of soul'; and to us, who
-are acquainted with Captain Brown's sad want of relish for 'the
-pure wells of English undefiled,' it may be matter for
-congratulation that he has had the opportunity of improving his
-taste by holding converse with an elegant and refined member of the
-British aristocracy. But from some mundane failings who is
-altogether free?"
-
-Miss Pole and Miss Matty wrote to me by the same post. Such a
-piece of news as Lord Mauleverer's visit was not to be lost on the
-Cranford letter-writers: they made the most of it. Miss Matty
-humbly apologised for writing at the same time as her sister, who
-was so much more capable than she to describe the honour done to
-Cranford; but in spite of a little bad spelling, Miss Matty's
-account gave me the best idea of the commotion occasioned by his
-lordship's visit, after it had occurred; for, except the people at
-the Angel, the Browns, Mrs Jamieson, and a little lad his lordship
-had sworn at for driving a dirty hoop against the aristocratic
-legs, I could not hear of any one with whom his lordship had held
-conversation.
-
-My next visit to Cranford was in the summer. There had been
-neither births, deaths, nor marriages since I was there last.
-Everybody lived in the same house, and wore pretty nearly the same
-well-preserved, old-fashioned clothes. The greatest event was,
-that Miss Jenkyns had purchased a new carpet for the drawing-room.
-Oh, the busy work Miss Matty and I had in chasing the sunbeams, as
-they fell in an afternoon right down on this carpet through the
-blindless window! We spread newspapers over the places and sat
-down to our book or our work; and, lo! in a quarter of an hour the
-sun had moved, and was blazing away on a fresh spot; and down again
-we went on our knees to alter the position of the newspapers. We
-were very busy, too, one whole morning, before Miss Jenkyns gave
-her party, in following her directions, and in cutting out and
-stitching together pieces of newspaper so as to form little paths
-to every chair set for the expected visitors, lest their shoes
-might dirty or defile the purity of the carpet. Do you make paper
-paths for every guest to walk upon in London?
-
-Captain Brown and Miss Jenkyns were not very cordial to each other.
-The literary dispute, of which I had seen the beginning, was a
-"raw," the slightest touch on which made them wince. It was the
-only difference of opinion they had ever had; but that difference
-was enough. Miss Jenkyns could not refrain from talking at Captain
-Brown; and, though he did not reply, he drummed with his fingers,
-which action she felt and resented as very disparaging to Dr
-Johnson. He was rather ostentatious in his preference of the
-writings of Mr Boz; would walk through the streets so absorbed in
-them that he all but ran against Miss Jenkyns; and though his
-apologies were earnest and sincere, and though he did not, in fact,
-do more than startle her and himself, she owned to me she had
-rather he had knocked her down, if he had only been reading a
-higher style of literature. The poor, brave Captain! he looked
-older, and more worn, and his clothes were very threadbare. But he
-seemed as bright and cheerful as ever, unless he was asked about
-his daughter's health.
-
-"She suffers a great deal, and she must suffer more: we do what we
-can to alleviate her pain;--God's will be done!" He took off his
-hat at these last words. I found, from Miss Matty, that everything
-had been done, in fact. A medical man, of high repute in that
-country neighbourhood, had been sent for, and every injunction he
-had given was attended to, regardless of expense. Miss Matty was
-sure they denied themselves many things in order to make the
-invalid comfortable; but they never spoke about it; and as for Miss
-Jessie!--"I really think she's an angel," said poor Miss Matty,
-quite overcome. "To see her way of bearing with Miss Brown's
-crossness, and the bright face she puts on after she's been sitting
-up a whole night and scolded above half of it, is quite beautiful.
-Yet she looks as neat and as ready to welcome the Captain at
-breakfast-time as if she had been asleep in the Queen's bed all
-night. My dear! you could never laugh at her prim little curls or
-her pink bows again if you saw her as I have done." I could only
-feel very penitent, and greet Miss Jessie with double respect when
-I met her next. She looked faded and pinched; and her lips began
-to quiver, as if she was very weak, when she spoke of her sister.
-But she brightened, and sent back the tears that were glittering in
-her pretty eyes, as she said -
-
-"But, to be sure, what a town Cranford is for kindness! I don't
-suppose any one has a better dinner than usual cooked but the best
-part of all comes in a little covered basin for my sister. The
-poor people will leave their earliest vegetables at our door for
-her. They speak short and gruff, as if they were ashamed of it:
-but I am sure it often goes to my heart to see their
-thoughtfulness." The tears now came back and overflowed; but after
-a minute or two she began to scold herself, and ended by going away
-the same cheerful Miss Jessie as ever.
-
-"But why does not this Lord Mauleverer do something for the man who
-saved his life?" said I.
-
-"Why, you see, unless Captain Brown has some reason for it, he
-never speaks about being poor; and he walked along by his lordship
-looking as happy and cheerful as a prince; and as they never called
-attention to their dinner by apologies, and as Miss Brown was
-better that day, and all seemed bright, I daresay his lordship
-never knew how much care there was in the background. He did send
-game in the winter pretty often, but now he is gone abroad."
-
-I had often occasion to notice the use that was made of fragments
-and small opportunities in Cranford; the rose-leaves that were
-gathered ere they fell to make into a potpourri for someone who had
-no garden; the little bundles of lavender flowers sent to strew the
-drawers of some town-dweller, or to burn in the chamber of some
-invalid. Things that many would despise, and actions which it
-seemed scarcely worth while to perform, were all attended to in
-Cranford. Miss Jenkyns stuck an apple full of cloves, to be heated
-and smell pleasantly in Miss Brown's room; and as she put in each
-clove she uttered a Johnsonian sentence. Indeed, she never could
-think of the Browns without talking Johnson; and, as they were
-seldom absent from her thoughts just then, I heard many a rolling,
-three-piled sentence.
-
-Captain Brown called one day to thank Mist Jenkyns for many little
-kindnesses, which I did not know until then that she had rendered.
-He had suddenly become like an old man; his deep bass voice had a
-quavering in it, his eyes looked dim, and the lines on his face
-were deep. He did not--could not--speak cheerfully of his
-daughter's state, but he talked with manly, pious resignation, and
-not much. Twice over he said, "What Jessie has been to us, God
-only knows!" and after the second time, he got up hastily, shook
-hands all round without speaking, and left the room.
-
-That afternoon we perceived little groups in the street, all
-listening with faces aghast to some tale or other. Miss Jenkyns
-wondered what could be the matter for some time before she took the
-undignified step of sending Jenny out to inquire.
-
-Jenny came back with a white face of terror. "Oh, ma'am! Oh, Miss
-Jenkyns, ma'am! Captain Brown is killed by them nasty cruel
-railroads!" and she burst into tears. She, along with many others,
-had experienced the poor Captain's kindness.
-
-"How?--where--where? Good God! Jenny, don't waste time in crying,
-but tell us something." Miss Matty rushed out into the street at
-once, and collared the man who was telling the tale.
-
-"Come in--come to my sister at once, Miss Jenkyns, the rector's
-daughter. Oh, man, man! say it is not true," she cried, as she
-brought the affrighted carter, sleeking down his hair, into the
-drawing-room, where he stood with his wet boots on the new carpet,
-and no one regarded it.
-
-"Please, mum, it is true. I seed it myself," and he shuddered at
-the recollection. "The Captain was a-reading some new book as he
-was deep in, a-waiting for the down train; and there was a little
-lass as wanted to come to its mammy, and gave its sister the slip,
-and came toddling across the line. And he looked up sudden, at the
-sound of the train coming, and seed the child, and he darted on the
-line and cotched it up, and his foot slipped, and the train came
-over him in no time. O Lord, Lord! Mum, it's quite true, and
-they've come over to tell his daughters. The child's safe, though,
-with only a bang on its shoulder as he threw it to its mammy. Poor
-Captain would be glad of that, mum, wouldn't he? God bless him!"
-The great rough carter puckered up his manly face, and turned away
-to hide his tears. I turned to Miss Jenkyns. She looked very ill,
-as if she were going to faint, and signed to me to open the window.
-
-"Matilda, bring me my bonnet. I must go to those girls. God
-pardon me, if ever I have spoken contemptuously to the Captain!"
-
-Miss Jenkyns arrayed herself to go out, telling Miss Matilda to
-give the man a glass of wine. While she was away, Miss Matty and I
-huddled over the fire, talking in a low and awe-struck voice. I
-know we cried quietly all the time.
-
-Miss Jenkyns came home in a silent mood, and we durst not ask her
-many questions. She told us that Miss Jessie had fainted, and that
-she and Miss Pole had had some difficulty in bringing her round;
-but that, as soon as she recovered, she begged one of them to go
-and sit with her sister.
-
-"Mr Hoggins says she cannot live many days, and she shall be spared
-this shock," said Miss Jessie, shivering with feelings to which she
-dared not give way.
-
-"But how can you manage, my dear?" asked Miss Jenkyns; "you cannot
-bear up, she must see your tears."
-
-"God will help me--I will not give way--she was asleep when the
-news came; she may be asleep yet. She would be so utterly
-miserable, not merely at my father's death, but to think of what
-would become of me; she is so good to me." She looked up earnestly
-in their faces with her soft true eyes, and Miss Pole told Miss
-Jenkyns afterwards she could hardly bear it, knowing, as she did,
-how Miss Brown treated her sister.
-
-However, it was settled according to Miss Jessie's wish. Miss
-Brown was to be told her father had been summoned to take a short
-journey on railway business. They had managed it in some way--Miss
-Jenkyns could not exactly say how. Miss Pole was to stop with Miss
-Jessie. Mrs Jamieson had sent to inquire. And this was all we
-heard that night; and a sorrowful night it was. The next day a
-full account of the fatal accident was in the county paper which
-Miss Jenkyns took in. Her eyes were very weak, she said, and she
-asked me to read it. When I came to the "gallant gentleman was
-deeply engaged in the perusal of a number of 'Pickwick,' which he
-had just received," Miss Jenkyns shook her head long and solemnly,
-and then sighed out, "Poor, dear, infatuated man!"
-
-The corpse was to be taken from the station to the parish church,
-there to be interred. Miss Jessie had set her heart on following
-it to the grave; and no dissuasives could alter her resolve. Her
-restraint upon herself made her almost obstinate; she resisted all
-Miss Pole's entreaties and Miss Jenkyns' advice. At last Miss
-Jenkyns gave up the point; and after a silence, which I feared
-portended some deep displeasure against Miss Jessie, Miss Jenkyns
-said she should accompany the latter to the funeral.
-
-"It is not fit for you to go alone. It would be against both
-propriety and humanity were I to allow it."
-
-Miss Jessie seemed as if she did not half like this arrangement;
-but her obstinacy, if she had any, had been exhausted in her
-determination to go to the interment. She longed, poor thing, I
-have no doubt, to cry alone over the grave of the dear father to
-whom she had been all in all, and to give way, for one little half-
-hour, uninterrupted by sympathy and unobserved by friendship. But
-it was not to be. That afternoon Miss Jenkyns sent out for a yard
-of black crape, and employed herself busily in trimming the little
-black silk bonnet I have spoken about. When it was finished she
-put it on, and looked at us for approbation--admiration she
-despised. I was full of sorrow, but, by one of those whimsical
-thoughts which come unbidden into our heads, in times of deepest
-grief, I no sooner saw the bonnet than I was reminded of a helmet;
-and in that hybrid bonnet, half helmet, half jockey-cap, did Miss
-Jenkyns attend Captain Brown's funeral, and, I believe, supported
-Miss Jessie with a tender, indulgent firmness which was invaluable,
-allowing her to weep her passionate fill before they left.
-
-Miss Pole, Miss Matty, and I, meanwhile attended to Miss Brown:
-and hard work we found it to relieve her querulous and never-ending
-complaints. But if we were so weary and dispirited, what must Miss
-Jessie have been! Yet she came back almost calm as if she had
-gained a new strength. She put off her mourning dress, and came
-in, looking pale and gentle, thanking us each with a soft long
-pressure of the hand. She could even smile--a faint, sweet, wintry
-smile--as if to reassure us of her power to endure; but her look
-made our eyes fill suddenly with tears, more than if she had cried
-outright.
-
-It was settled that Miss Pole was to remain with her all the
-watching livelong night; and that Miss Matty and I were to return
-in the morning to relieve them, and give Miss Jessie the
-opportunity for a few hours of sleep. But when the morning came,
-Miss Jenkyns appeared at the breakfast-table, equipped in her
-helmet-bonnet, and ordered Miss Matty to stay at home, as she meant
-to go and help to nurse. She was evidently in a state of great
-friendly excitement, which she showed by eating her breakfast
-standing, and scolding the household all round.
-
-No nursing--no energetic strong-minded woman could help Miss Brown
-now. There was that in the room as we entered which was stronger
-than us all, and made us shrink into solemn awestruck helplessness.
-Miss Brown was dying. We hardly knew her voice, it was so devoid
-of the complaining tone we had always associated with it. Miss
-Jessie told me afterwards that it, and her face too, were just what
-they had been formerly, when her mother's death left her the young
-anxious head of the family, of whom only Miss Jessie survived.
-
-She was conscious of her sister's presence, though not, I think, of
-ours. We stood a little behind the curtain: Miss Jessie knelt
-with her face near her sister's, in order to catch the last soft
-awful whispers.
-
-"Oh, Jessie! Jessie! How selfish I have been! God forgive me for
-letting you sacrifice yourself for me as you did! I have so loved
-you--and yet I have thought only of myself. God forgive me!"
-
-"Hush, love! hush!" said Miss Jessie, sobbing.
-
-"And my father, my dear, dear father! I will not complain now, if
-God will give me strength to be patient. But, oh, Jessie! tell my
-father how I longed and yearned to see him at last, and to ask his
-forgiveness. He can never know now how I loved him--oh! if I might
-but tell him, before I die! What a life of sorrow his has been,
-and I have done so little to cheer him!"
-
-A light came into Miss Jessie's face. "Would it comfort you,
-dearest, to think that he does know?--would it comfort you, love,
-to know that his cares, his sorrows"--Her voice quivered, but she
-steadied it into calmness--"Mary! he has gone before you to the
-place where the weary are at rest. He knows now how you loved
-him."
-
-A strange look, which was not distress, came over Miss Brown's
-face. She did not speak for come time, but then we saw her lips
-form the words, rather than heard the sound--"Father, mother,
-Harry, Archy;"--then, as if it were a new idea throwing a filmy
-shadow over her darkened mind--"But you will be alone, Jessie!"
-
-Miss Jessie had been feeling this all during the silence, I think;
-for the tears rolled down her cheeks like rain, at these words, and
-she could not answer at first. Then she put her hands together
-tight, and lifted them up, and said--but not to us--"Though He slay
-me, yet will I trust in Him."
-
-In a few moments more Miss Brown lay calm and still--never to
-sorrow or murmur more.
-
-After this second funeral, Miss Jenkyns insisted that Miss Jessie
-should come to stay with her rather than go back to the desolate
-house, which, in fact, we learned from Miss Jessie, must now be
-given up, as she had not wherewithal to maintain it. She had
-something above twenty pounds a year, besides the interest of the
-money for which the furniture would sell; but she could not live
-upon that: and so we talked over her qualifications for earning
-money.
-
-"I can sew neatly," said she, "and I like nursing. I think, too, I
-could manage a house, if any one would try me as housekeeper; or I
-would go into a shop as saleswoman, if they would have patience
-with me at first."
-
-Miss Jenkyns declared, in an angry voice, that she should do no
-such thing; and talked to herself about "some people having no idea
-of their rank as a captain's daughter," nearly an hour afterwards,
-when she brought Miss Jessie up a basin of delicately-made
-arrowroot, and stood over her like a dragoon until the last
-spoonful was finished: then she disappeared. Miss Jessie began to
-tell me some more of the plans which had suggested themselves to
-her, and insensibly fell into talking of the days that were past
-and gone, and interested me so much I neither knew nor heeded how
-time passed. We were both startled when Miss Jenkyns reappeared,
-and caught us crying. I was afraid lest she would be displeased,
-as she often said that crying hindered digestion, and I knew she
-wanted Miss Jessie to get strong; but, instead, she looked queer
-and excited, and fidgeted round us without saying anything. At
-last she spoke.
-
-"I have been so much startled--no, I've not been at all startled--
-don't mind me, my dear Miss Jessie--I've been very much surprised--
-in fact, I've had a caller, whom you knew once, my dear Miss
-Jessie" -
-
-Miss Jessie went very white, then flushed scarlet, and looked
-eagerly at Miss Jenkyns.
-
-"A gentleman, my dear, who wants to know if you would see him."
-
-"Is it?--it is not"--stammered out Miss Jessie--and got no farther.
-
-"This is his card," said Miss Jenkyns, giving it to Miss Jessie;
-and while her head was bent over it, Miss Jenkyns went through a
-series of winks and odd faces to me, and formed her lips into a
-long sentence, of which, of course, I could not understand a word.
-
-"May he come up?" asked Miss Jenkyns at last.
-
-"Oh, yes! certainly!" said Miss Jessie, as much as to say, this is
-your house, you may show any visitor where you like. She took up
-some knitting of Miss Matty's and began to be very busy, though I
-could see how she trembled all over.
-
-Miss Jenkyns rang the bell, and told the servant who answered it to
-show Major Gordon upstairs; and, presently, in walked a tall, fine,
-frank-looking man of forty or upwards. He shook hands with Miss
-Jessie; but he could not see her eyes, she kept them so fixed on
-the ground. Miss Jenkyns asked me if I would come and help her to
-tie up the preserves in the store-room; and though Miss Jessie
-plucked at my gown, and even looked up at me with begging eye, I
-durst not refuse to go where Miss Jenkyns asked. Instead of tying
-up preserves in the store-room, however, we went to talk in the
-dining-room; and there Miss Jenkyns told me what Major Gordon had
-told her; how he had served in the same regiment with Captain
-Brown, and had become acquainted with Miss Jessie, then a sweet-
-looking, blooming girl of eighteen; how the acquaintance had grown
-into love on his part, though it had been some years before he had
-spoken; how, on becoming possessed, through the will of an uncle,
-of a good estate in Scotland, he had offered and been refused,
-though with so much agitation and evident distress that he was sure
-she was not indifferent to him; and how he had discovered that the
-obstacle was the fell disease which was, even then, too surely
-threatening her sister. She had mentioned that the surgeons
-foretold intense suffering; and there was no one but herself to
-nurse her poor Mary, or cheer and comfort her father during the
-time of illness. They had had long discussions; and on her refusal
-to pledge herself to him as his wife when all should be over, he
-had grown angry, and broken off entirely, and gone abroad,
-believing that she was a cold-hearted person whom he would do well
-to forget.
-
-He had been travelling in the East, and was on his return home
-when, at Rome, he saw the account of Captain Brown's death in
-Galignani.
-
-Just then Miss Matty, who had been out all the morning, and had
-only lately returned to the house, burst in with a face of dismay
-and outraged propriety.
-
-"Oh, goodness me!" she said. "Deborah, there's a gentleman sitting
-in the drawing-room with his arm round Miss Jessie's waist!" Miss
-Matty's eyes looked large with terror.
-
-Miss Jenkyns snubbed her down in an instant.
-
-"The most proper place in the world for his arm to be in. Go away,
-Matilda, and mind your own business." This from her sister, who
-had hitherto been a model of feminine decorum, was a blow for poor
-Miss Matty, and with a double shock she left the room.
-
-The last time I ever saw poor Miss Jenkyns was many years after
-this. Mrs Gordon had kept up a warm and affectionate intercourse
-with all at Cranford. Miss Jenkyns, Miss Matty, and Miss Pole had
-all been to visit her, and returned with wonderful accounts of her
-house, her husband, her dress, and her looks. For, with happiness,
-something of her early bloom returned; she had been a year or two
-younger than we had taken her for. Her eyes were always lovely,
-and, as Mrs Gordon, her dimples were not out of place. At the time
-to which I have referred, when I last saw Miss Jenkyns, that lady
-was old and feeble, and had lost something of her strong mind.
-Little Flora Gordon was staying with the Misses Jenkyns, and when I
-came in she was reading aloud to Miss Jenkyns, who lay feeble and
-changed on the sofa. Flora put down the Rambler when I came in.
-
-"Ah!" said Miss Jenkyns, "you find me changed, my dear. If can't
-see as I used to do. I Flora were not here to read to me, I hardly
-know how I should get through the day. Did you ever read the
-Rambler? It's a wonderful book--wonderful! and the most improving
-reading for Flora" (which I daresay it would have been, if she
-could have read half the words without spelling, and could have
-understood the meaning of a third), "better than that strange old
-book, with the queer name, poor Captain Brown was killed for
-reading--that book by Mr Boz, you know--'Old Poz'; when I was a
-girl--but that's a long time ago--I acted Lucy in 'Old Poz.'" She
-babbled on long enough for Flora to get a good long spell at the
-"Christmas Carol," which Miss Matty had left on the table.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III--A LOVE AFFAIR OF LONG AGO
-
-
-
-I thought that probably my connection with Cranford would cease
-after Miss Jenkyns's death; at least, that it would have to be kept
-up by correspondence, which bears much the same relation to
-personal intercourse that the books of dried plants I sometimes see
-("Hortus Siccus," I think they call the thing) do to the living and
-fresh flowers in the lines and meadows. I was pleasantly
-surprised, therefore, by receiving a letter from Miss Pole (who had
-always come in for a supplementary week after my annual visit to
-Miss Jenkyns) proposing that I should go and stay with her; and
-then, in a couple of days after my acceptance, came a note from
-Miss Matty, in which, in a rather circuitous and very humble
-manner, she told me how much pleasure I should confer if I could
-spend a week or two with her, either before or after I had been at
-Miss Pole's; "for," she said, "since my dear sister's death I am
-well aware I have no attractions to offer; it is only to the
-kindness of my friends that I can owe their company."
-
-Of course I promised to come to dear Miss Matty as soon as I had
-ended my visit to Miss Pole; and the day after my arrival at
-Cranford I went to see her, much wondering what the house would be
-like without Miss Jenkyns, and rather dreading the changed aspect
-of things. Miss Matty began to cry as soon as she saw me. She was
-evidently nervous from having anticipated my call. I comforted her
-as well as I could; and I found the best consolation I could give
-was the honest praise that came from my heart as I spoke of the
-deceased. Miss Matty slowly shook her head over each virtue as it
-was named and attributed to her sister; and at last she could not
-restrain the tears which had long been silently flowing, but hid
-her face behind her handkerchief and sobbed aloud.
-
-"Dear Miss Matty," said I, taking her hand--for indeed I did not
-know in what way to tell her how sorry I was for her, left deserted
-in the world. She put down her handkerchief and said -
-
-"My dear, I'd rather you did not call me Matty. She did not like
-it; but I did many a thing she did not like, I'm afraid--and now
-she's gone! If you please, my love, will you call me Matilda?"
-
-I promised faithfully, and began to practise the new name with Miss
-Pole that very day; and, by degrees, Miss Matilda's feeling on the
-subject was known through Cranford, and we all tried to drop the
-more familiar name, but with so little success that by-and-by we
-gave up the attempt.
-
-My visit to Miss Pole was very quiet. Miss Jenkyns had so long
-taken the lead in Cranford that now she was gone, they hardly knew
-how to give a party. The Honourable Mrs Jamieson, to whom Miss
-Jenkyns herself had always yielded the post of honour, was fat and
-inert, and very much at the mercy of her old servants. If they
-chose that she should give a party, they reminded her of the
-necessity for so doing: if not, she let it alone. There was all
-the more time for me to hear old-world stories from Miss Pole,
-while she sat knitting, and I making my father's shirts. I always
-took a quantity of plain sewing to Cranford; for, as we did not
-read much, or walk much, I found it a capital time to get through
-my work. One of Miss Pole's stories related to a shadow of a love
-affair that was dimly perceived or suspected long years before.
-
-Presently, the time arrived when I was to remove to Miss Matilda's
-house. I found her timid and anxious about the arrangements for my
-comfort. Many a time, while I was unpacking, did she come
-backwards and forwards to stir the fire which burned all the worse
-for being so frequently poked.
-
-"Have you drawers enough, dear?" asked she. "I don't know exactly
-how my sister used to arrange them. She had capital methods. I am
-sure she would have trained a servant in a week to make a better
-fire than this, and Fanny has been with me four months."
-
-This subject of servants was a standing grievance, and I could not
-wonder much at it; for if gentlemen were scarce, and almost unheard
-of in the "genteel society" of Cranford, they or their
-counterparts--handsome young men--abounded in the lower classes.
-The pretty neat servant-maids had their choice of desirable
-"followers"; and their mistresses, without having the sort of
-mysterious dread of men and matrimony that Miss Matilda had, might
-well feel a little anxious lest the heads of their comely maids
-should be turned by the joiner, or the butcher, or the gardener,
-who were obliged, by their callings, to come to the house, and who,
-as ill-luck would have it, were generally handsome and unmarried.
-Fanny's lovers, if she had any--and Miss Matilda suspected her of
-so many flirtations that, if she had not been very pretty, I should
-have doubted her having one--were a constant anxiety to her
-mistress. She was forbidden, by the articles of her engagement, to
-have "followers"; and though she had answered, innocently enough,
-doubling up the hem of her apron as she spoke, "Please, ma'am, I
-never had more than one at a time," Miss Matty prohibited that one.
-But a vision of a man seemed to haunt the kitchen. Fanny assured
-me that it was all fancy, or else I should have said myself that I
-had seen a man's coat-tails whisk into the scullery once, when I
-went on an errand into the store-room at night; and another
-evening, when, our watches having stopped, I went to look at the
-clock, there was a very odd appearance, singularly like a young man
-squeezed up between the clock and the back of the open kitchen-
-door: and I thought Fanny snatched up the candle very hastily, so
-as to throw the shadow on the clock face, while she very positively
-told me the time half-an-hour too early, as we found out afterwards
-by the church clock. But I did not add to Miss Matty's anxieties
-by naming my suspicions, especially as Fanny said to me, the next
-day, that it was such a queer kitchen for having odd shadows about
-it, she really was almost afraid to stay; "for you know, miss," she
-added, "I don't see a creature from six o'clock tea, till Missus
-rings the bell for prayers at ten."
-
-However, it so fell out that Fanny had to leave and Miss Matilda
-begged me to stay and "settle her" with the new maid; to which I
-consented, after I had heard from my father that he did not want me
-at home. The new servant was a rough, honest-looking, country
-girl, who had only lived in a farm place before; but I liked her
-looks when she came to be hired; and I promised Miss Matilda to put
-her in the ways of the house. The said ways were religiously such
-as Miss Matilda thought her sister would approve. Many a domestic
-rule and regulation had been a subject of plaintive whispered
-murmur to me during Miss Jenkyns's life; but now that she was gone,
-I do not think that even I, who was a favourite, durst have
-suggested an alteration. To give an instance: we constantly
-adhered to the forms which were observed, at meal-times, in "my
-father, the rector's house." Accordingly, we had always wine and
-dessert; but the decanters were only filled when there was a party,
-and what remained was seldom touched, though we had two wine-
-glasses apiece every day after dinner, until the next festive
-occasion arrived, when the state of the remainder wine was examined
-into in a family council. The dregs were often given to the poor:
-but occasionally, when a good deal had been left at the last party
-(five months ago, it might be), it was added to some of a fresh
-bottle, brought up from the cellar. I fancy poor Captain Brown did
-not much like wine, for I noticed he never finished his first
-glass, and most military men take several. Then, as to our
-dessert, Miss Jenkyns used to gather currants and gooseberries for
-it herself, which I sometimes thought would have tasted better
-fresh from the trees; but then, as Miss Jenkyns observed, there
-would have been nothing for dessert in summer-time. As it was, we
-felt very genteel with our two glasses apiece, and a dish of
-gooseberries at the top, of currants and biscuits at the sides, and
-two decanters at the bottom. When oranges came in, a curious
-proceeding was gone through. Miss Jenkyns did not like to cut the
-fruit; for, as she observed, the juice all ran out nobody knew
-where; sucking (only I think she used some more recondite word) was
-in fact the only way of enjoying oranges; but then there was the
-unpleasant association with a ceremony frequently gone through by
-little babies; and so, after dessert, in orange season, Miss
-Jenkyns and Miss Matty used to rise up, possess themselves each of
-an orange in silence, and withdraw to the privacy of their own
-rooms to indulge in sucking oranges.
-
-I had once or twice tried, on such occasions, to prevail on Miss
-Matty to stay, and had succeeded in her sister's lifetime. I held
-up a screen, and did not look, and, as she said, she tried not to
-make the noise very offensive; but now that she was left alone, she
-seemed quite horrified when I begged her to remain with me in the
-warm dining-parlour, and enjoy her orange as she liked best. And
-so it was in everything. Miss Jenkyns's rules were made more
-stringent than ever, because the framer of them was gone where
-there could be no appeal. In all things else Miss Matilda was meek
-and undecided to a fault. I have heard Fanny turn her round twenty
-times in a morning about dinner, just as the little hussy chose;
-and I sometimes fancied she worked on Miss Matilda's weakness in
-order to bewilder her, and to make her feel more in the power of
-her clever servant. I determined that I would not leave her till I
-had seen what sort of a person Martha was; and, if I found her
-trustworthy, I would tell her not to trouble her mistress with
-every little decision.
-
-Martha was blunt and plain-spoken to a fault; otherwise she was a
-brisk, well-meaning, but very ignorant girl. She had not been with
-us a week before Miss Matilda and I were astounded one morning by
-the receipt of a letter from a cousin of hers, who had been twenty
-or thirty years in India, and who had lately, as we had seen by the
-"Army List," returned to England, bringing with him an invalid wife
-who had never been introduced to her English relations. Major
-Jenkyns wrote to propose that he and his wife should spend a night
-at Cranford, on his way to Scotland--at the inn, if it did not suit
-Miss Matilda to receive them into her house; in which case they
-should hope to be with her as much as possible during the day. Of
-course it MUST suit her, as she said; for all Cranford knew that
-she had her sister's bedroom at liberty; but I am sure she wished
-the Major had stopped in India and forgotten his cousins out and
-out.
-
-"Oh! how must I manage?" asked she helplessly. "If Deborah had
-been alive she would have known what to do with a gentleman-
-visitor. Must I put razors in his dressing-room? Dear! dear! and
-I've got none. Deborah would have had them. And slippers, and
-coat-brushes?" I suggested that probably he would bring all these
-things with him. "And after dinner, how am I to know when to get
-up and leave him to his wine? Deborah would have done it so well;
-she would have been quite in her element. Will he want coffee, do
-you think?" I undertook the management of the coffee, and told her
-I would instruct Martha in the art of waiting--in which it must be
-owned she was terribly deficient--and that I had no doubt Major and
-Mrs Jenkyns would understand the quiet mode in which a lady lived
-by herself in a country town. But she was sadly fluttered. I made
-her empty her decanters and bring up two fresh bottles of wine. I
-wished I could have prevented her from being present at my
-instructions to Martha, for she frequently cut in with some fresh
-direction, muddling the poor girl's mind as she stood open-mouthed,
-listening to us both.
-
-"Hand the vegetables round," said I (foolishly, I see now--for it
-was aiming at more than we could accomplish with quietness and
-simplicity); and then, seeing her look bewildered, I added, "take
-the vegetables round to people, and let them help themselves."
-
-"And mind you go first to the ladies," put in Miss Matilda.
-"Always go to the ladies before gentlemen when you are waiting."
-
-"I'll do it as you tell me, ma'am," said Martha; "but I like lads
-best."
-
-We felt very uncomfortable and shocked at this speech of Martha's,
-yet I don't think she meant any harm; and, on the whole, she
-attended very well to our directions, except that she "nudged" the
-Major when he did not help himself as soon as she expected to the
-potatoes, while she was handing them round.
-
-The major and his wife were quiet unpretending people enough when
-they did come; languid, as all East Indians are, I suppose. We
-were rather dismayed at their bringing two servants with them, a
-Hindoo body-servant for the Major, and a steady elderly maid for
-his wife; but they slept at the inn, and took off a good deal of
-the responsibility by attending carefully to their master's and
-mistress's comfort. Martha, to be sure, had never ended her
-staring at the East Indian's white turban and brown complexion, and
-I saw that Miss Matilda shrunk away from him a little as he waited
-at dinner. Indeed, she asked me, when they were gone, if he did
-not remind me of Blue Beard? On the whole, the visit was most
-satisfactory, and is a subject of conversation even now with Miss
-Matilda; at the time it greatly excited Cranford, and even stirred
-up the apathetic and Honourable Mrs Jamieson to some expression of
-interest, when I went to call and thank her for the kind answers
-she had vouchsafed to Miss Matilda's inquiries as to the
-arrangement of a gentleman's dressing-room--answers which I must
-confess she had given in the wearied manner of the Scandinavian
-prophetess -
-
-
-"Leave me, leave me to repose."
-
-
-And NOW I come to the love affair.
-
-It seems that Miss Pole had a cousin, once or twice removed, who
-had offered to Miss Matty long ago. Now this cousin lived four or
-five miles from Cranford on his own estate; but his property was
-not large enough to entitle him to rank higher than a yeoman; or
-rather, with something of the "pride which apes humility," he had
-refused to push himself on, as so many of his class had done, into
-the ranks of the squires. He would not allow himself to be called
-Thomas Holbrook, ESQ.; he even sent back letters with this address,
-telling the post-mistress at Cranford that his name was MR Thomas
-Holbrook, yeoman. He rejected all domestic innovations; he would
-have the house door stand open in summer and shut in winter,
-without knocker or bell to summon a servant. The closed fist or
-the knob of a stick did this office for him if he found the door
-locked. He despised every refinement which had not its root deep
-down in humanity. If people were not ill, he saw no necessity for
-moderating his voice. He spoke the dialect of the country in
-perfection, and constantly used it in conversation; although Miss
-Pole (who gave me these particulars) added, that he read aloud more
-beautifully and with more feeling than any one she had ever heard,
-except the late rector.
-
-"And how came Miss Matilda not to marry him?" asked I.
-
-"Oh, I don't know. She was willing enough, I think; but you know
-Cousin Thomas would not have been enough of a gentleman for the
-rector and Miss Jenkyns."
-
-"Well! but they were not to marry him," said I, impatiently.
-
-"No; but they did not like Miss Matty to marry below her rank. You
-know she was the rector's daughter, and somehow they are related to
-Sir Peter Arley: Miss Jenkyns thought a deal of that."
-
-"Poor Miss Matty!" said I.
-
-"Nay, now, I don't know anything more than that he offered and was
-refused. Miss Matty might not like him--and Miss Jenkyns might
-never have said a word--it is only a guess of mine."
-
-"Has she never seen him since?" I inquired.
-
-"No, I think not. You see Woodley, Cousin Thomas's house, lies
-half-way between Cranford and Misselton; and I know he made
-Misselton his market-town very soon after he had offered to Miss
-Matty; and I don't think he has been into Cranford above once or
-twice since--once, when I was walking with Miss Matty, in High
-Street, and suddenly she darted from me, and went up Shire Lane. A
-few minutes after I was startled by meeting Cousin Thomas."
-
-"How old is he?" I asked, after a pause of castle-building.
-
-"He must be about seventy, I think, my dear," said Miss Pole,
-blowing up my castle, as if by gun-powder, into small fragments.
-
-Very soon after--at least during my long visit to Miss Matilda--I
-had the opportunity of seeing Mr Holbrook; seeing, too, his first
-encounter with his former love, after thirty or forty years'
-separation. I was helping to decide whether any of the new
-assortment of coloured silks which they had just received at the
-shop would do to match a grey and black mousseline-delaine that
-wanted a new breadth, when a tall, thin, Don Quixote-looking old
-man came into the shop for some woollen gloves. I had never seen
-the person (who was rather striking) before, and I watched him
-rather attentively while Miss Matty listened to the shopman. The
-stranger wore a blue coat with brass buttons, drab breeches, and
-gaiters, and drummed with his fingers on the counter until he was
-attended to. When he answered the shop-boy's question, "What can I
-have the pleasure of showing you to-day, sir?" I saw Miss Matilda
-start, and then suddenly sit down; and instantly I guessed who it
-was. She had made some inquiry which had to be carried round to
-the other shopman.
-
-"Miss Jenkyns wants the black sarsenet two-and-twopence the yard";
-and Mr Holbrook had caught the name, and was across the shop in two
-strides.
-
-"Matty--Miss Matilda--Miss Jenkyns! God bless my soul! I should
-not have known you. How are you? how are you?" He kept shaking
-her hand in a way which proved the warmth of his friendship; but he
-repeated so often, as if to himself, "I should not have known you!"
-that any sentimental romance which I might be inclined to build was
-quite done away with by his manner.
-
-However, he kept talking to us all the time we were in the shop;
-and then waving the shopman with the unpurchased gloves on one
-side, with "Another time, sir! another time!" he walked home with
-us. I am happy to say my client, Miss Matilda, also left the shop
-in an equally bewildered state, not having purchased either green
-or red silk. Mr Holbrook was evidently full with honest loud-
-spoken joy at meeting his old love again; he touched on the changes
-that had taken place; he even spoke of Miss Jenkyns as "Your poor
-sister! Well, well! we have all our faults"; and bade us good-bye
-with many a hope that he should soon see Miss Matty again. She
-went straight to her room, and never came back till our early tea-
-time, when I thought she looked as if she had been crying.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV--A VISIT TO AN OLD BACHELOR
-
-
-
-A few days after, a note came from Mr Holbrook, asking us--
-impartially asking both of us--in a formal, old-fashioned style, to
-spend a day at his house--a long June day--for it was June now. He
-named that he had also invited his cousin, Miss Pole; so that we
-might join in a fly, which could be put up at his house.
-
-I expected Miss Matty to jump at this invitation; but, no! Miss
-Pole and I had the greatest difficulty in persuading her to go.
-She thought it was improper; and was even half annoyed when we
-utterly ignored the idea of any impropriety in her going with two
-other ladies to see her old lover. Then came a more serious
-difficulty. She did not think Deborah would have liked her to go.
-This took us half a day's good hard talking to get over; but, at
-the first sentence of relenting, I seized the opportunity, and
-wrote and despatched an acceptance in her name--fixing day and
-hour, that all might be decided and done with.
-
-The next morning she asked me if I would go down to the shop with
-her; and there, after much hesitation, we chose out three caps to
-be sent home and tried on, that the most becoming might be selected
-to take with us on Thursday.
-
-She was in a state of silent agitation all the way to Woodley. She
-had evidently never been there before; and, although she little
-dreamt I knew anything of her early story, I could perceive she was
-in a tremor at the thought of seeing the place which might have
-been her home, and round which it is probable that many of her
-innocent girlish imaginations had clustered. It was a long drive
-there, through paved jolting lanes. Miss Matilda sat bolt upright,
-and looked wistfully out of the windows as we drew near the end of
-our journey. The aspect of the country was quiet and pastoral.
-Woodley stood among fields; and there was an old-fashioned garden
-where roses and currant-bushes touched each other, and where the
-feathery asparagus formed a pretty background to the pinks and
-gilly-flowers; there was no drive up to the door. We got out at a
-little gate, and walked up a straight box-edged path.
-
-"My cousin might make a drive, I think," said Miss Pole, who was
-afraid of ear-ache, and had only her cap on.
-
-"I think it is very pretty," said Miss Matty, with a soft
-plaintiveness in her voice, and almost in a whisper, for just then
-Mr Holbrook appeared at the door, rubbing his hands in very
-effervescence of hospitality. He looked more like my idea of Don
-Quixote than ever, and yet the likeness was only external. His
-respectable housekeeper stood modestly at the door to bid us
-welcome; and, while she led the elder ladies upstairs to a bedroom,
-I begged to look about the garden. My request evidently pleased
-the old gentleman, who took me all round the place and showed me
-his six-and-twenty cows, named after the different letters of the
-alphabet. As we went along, he surprised me occasionally by
-repeating apt and beautiful quotations from the poets, ranging
-easily from Shakespeare and George Herbert to those of our own day.
-He did this as naturally as if he were thinking aloud, and their
-true and beautiful words were the best expression he could find for
-what he was thinking or feeling. To be sure he called Byron "my
-Lord Byrron," and pronounced the name of Goethe strictly in
-accordance with the English sound of the letters--"As Goethe says,
-'Ye ever-verdant palaces,'" &c. Altogether, I never met with a
-man, before or since, who had spent so long a life in a secluded
-and not impressive country, with ever-increasing delight in the
-daily and yearly change of season and beauty.
-
-When he and I went in, we found that dinner was nearly ready in the
-kitchen--for so I suppose the room ought to be called, as there
-were oak dressers and cupboards all round, all over by the side of
-the fireplace, and only a small Turkey carpet in the middle of the
-flag-floor. The room might have been easily made into a handsome
-dark oak dining-parlour by removing the oven and a few other
-appurtenances of a kitchen, which were evidently never used, the
-real cooking-place being at some distance. The room in which we
-were expected to sit was a stiffly-furnished, ugly apartment; but
-that in which we did sit was what Mr Holbrook called the counting-
-house, where he paid his labourers their weekly wages at a great
-desk near the door. The rest of the pretty sitting-room--looking
-into the orchard, and all covered over with dancing tree-shadows--
-was filled with books. They lay on the ground, they covered the
-walls, they strewed the table. He was evidently half ashamed and
-half proud of his extravagance in this respect. They were of all
-kinds--poetry and wild weird tales prevailing. He evidently chose
-his books in accordance with his own tastes, not because such and
-such were classical or established favourites.
-
-"Ah!" he said, "we farmers ought not to have much time for reading;
-yet somehow one can't help it."
-
-"What a pretty room!" said Miss Matty, sotto voce.
-
-"What a pleasant place!" said I, aloud, almost simultaneously.
-
-"Nay! if you like it," replied he; "but can you sit on these great,
-black leather, three-cornered chairs? I like it better than the
-best parlour; but I thought ladies would take that for the smarter
-place."
-
-It was the smarter place, but, like most smart things, not at all
-pretty, or pleasant, or home-like; so, while we were at dinner, the
-servant-girl dusted and scrubbed the counting-house chairs, and we
-sat there all the rest of the day.
-
-We had pudding before meat; and I thought Mr Holbrook was going to
-make some apology for his old-fashioned ways, for he began -
-
-"I don't know whether you like newfangled ways."
-
-"Oh, not at all!" said Miss Matty.
-
-"No more do I," said he. "My house-keeper WILL have these in her
-new fashion; or else I tell her that, when I was a young man, we
-used to keep strictly to my father's rule, 'No broth, no ball; no
-ball, no beef'; and always began dinner with broth. Then we had
-suet puddings, boiled in the broth with the beef: and then the
-meat itself. If we did not sup our broth, we had no ball, which we
-liked a deal better; and the beef came last of all, and only those
-had it who had done justice to the broth and the ball. Now folks
-begin with sweet things, and turn their dinners topsy-turvy."
-
-When the ducks and green peas came, we looked at each other in
-dismay; we had only two-pronged, black-handled forks. It is true
-the steel was as bright as silver; but what were we to do? Miss
-Matty picked up her peas, one by one, on the point of the prongs,
-much as Amine ate her grains of rice after her previous feast with
-the Ghoul. Miss Pole sighed over her delicate young peas as she
-left them on one side of her plate untasted, for they WOULD drop
-between the prongs. I looked at my host: the peas were going
-wholesale into his capacious mouth, shovelled up by his large
-round-ended knife. I saw, I imitated, I survived! My friends, in
-spite of my precedent, could not muster up courage enough to do an
-ungenteel thing; and, if Mr Holbrook had not been so heartily
-hungry, he would probably have seen that the good peas went away
-almost untouched.
-
-After dinner, a clay pipe was brought in, and a spittoon; and,
-asking us to retire to another room, where he would soon join us,
-if we disliked tobacco-smoke, he presented his pipe to Miss Matty,
-and requested her to fill the bowl. This was a compliment to a
-lady in his youth; but it was rather inappropriate to propose it as
-an honour to Miss Matty, who had been trained by her sister to hold
-smoking of every kind in utter abhorrence. But if it was a shock
-to her refinement, it was also a gratification to her feelings to
-be thus selected; so she daintily stuffed the strong tobacco into
-the pipe, and then we withdrew.
-
-"It is very pleasant dining with a bachelor," said Miss Matty
-softly, as we settled ourselves in the counting-house. "I only
-hope it is not improper; so many pleasant things are!"
-
-"What a number of books he has!" said Miss Pole, looking round the
-room. "And how dusty they are!"
-
-"I think it must be like one of the great Dr Johnson's rooms," said
-Miss Matty. "What a superior man your cousin must be!"
-
-"Yes!" said Miss Pole, "he's a great reader; but I am afraid he has
-got into very uncouth habits with living alone."
-
-"Oh! uncouth is too hard a word. I should call him eccentric; very
-clever people always are!" replied Miss Matty.
-
-When Mr Holbrook returned, he proposed a walk in the fields; but
-the two elder ladies were afraid of damp, and dirt, and had only
-very unbecoming calashes to put on over their caps; so they
-declined, and I was again his companion in a turn which he said he
-was obliged to take to see after his men. He strode along, either
-wholly forgetting my existence, or soothed into silence by his
-pipe--and yet it was not silence exactly. He walked before me with
-a stooping gait, his hands clasped behind him; and, as some tree or
-cloud, or glimpse of distant upland pastures, struck him, he quoted
-poetry to himself, saying it out loud in a grand sonorous voice,
-with just the emphasis that true feeling and appreciation give. We
-came upon an old cedar tree, which stood at one end of the house -
-
-
-"The cedar spreads his dark-green layers of shade."
-
-
-"Capital term--'layers!' Wonderful man!" I did not know whether
-he was speaking to me or not; but I put in an assenting
-"wonderful," although I knew nothing about it, just because I was
-tired of being forgotten, and of being consequently silent.
-
-He turned sharp round. "Ay! you may say 'wonderful.' Why, when I
-saw the review of his poems in Blackwood, I set off within an hour,
-and walked seven miles to Misselton (for the horses were not in the
-way) and ordered them. Now, what colour are ash-buds in March?"
-
-Is the man going mad? thought I. He is very like Don Quixote.
-
-"What colour are they, I say?" repeated he vehemently.
-
-"I am sure I don't know, sir," said I, with the meekness of
-ignorance.
-
-"I knew you didn't. No more did I--an old fool that I am!--till
-this young man comes and tells me. Black as ash-buds in March.
-And I've lived all my life in the country; more shame for me not to
-know. Black: they are jet-black, madam." And he went off again,
-swinging along to the music of some rhyme he had got hold of.
-
-When we came back, nothing would serve him but he must read us the
-poems he had been speaking of; and Miss Pole encouraged him in his
-proposal, I thought, because she wished me to hear his beautiful
-reading, of which she had boasted; but she afterwards said it was
-because she had got to a difficult part of her crochet, and wanted
-to count her stitches without having to talk. Whatever he had
-proposed would have been right to Miss Matty; although she did fall
-sound asleep within five minutes after he had begun a long poem,
-called "Locksley Hall," and had a comfortable nap, unobserved, till
-he ended; when the cessation of his voice wakened her up, and she
-said, feeling that something was expected, and that Miss Pole was
-counting -
-
-"What a pretty book!"
-
-"Pretty, madam! it's beautiful! Pretty, indeed!"
-
-"Oh yes! I meant beautiful" said she, fluttered at his disapproval
-of her word. "It is so like that beautiful poem of Dr Johnson's my
-sister used to read--I forget the name of it; what was it, my
-dear?" turning to me.
-
-"Which do you mean, ma'am? What was it about?"
-
-"I don't remember what it was about, and I've quite forgotten what
-the name of it was; but it was written by Dr Johnson, and was very
-beautiful, and very like what Mr Holbrook has just been reading."
-
-"I don't remember it," said he reflectively. "But I don't know Dr
-Johnson's poems well. I must read them."
-
-As we were getting into the fly to return, I heard Mr Holbrook say
-he should call on the ladies soon, and inquire how they got home;
-and this evidently pleased and fluttered Miss Matty at the time he
-said it; but after we had lost sight of the old house among the
-trees her sentiments towards the master of it were gradually
-absorbed into a distressing wonder as to whether Martha had broken
-her word, and seized on the opportunity of her mistress's absence
-to have a "follower." Martha looked good, and steady, and composed
-enough, as she came to help us out; she was always careful of Miss
-Matty, and to-night she made use of this unlucky speech -
-
-"Eh! dear ma'am, to think of your going out in an evening in such a
-thin shawl! It's no better than muslin. At your age, ma'am, you
-should be careful."
-
-"My age!" said Miss Matty, almost speaking crossly, for her, for
-she was usually gentle--"My age! Why, how old do you think I am,
-that you talk about my age?"
-
-"Well, ma'am, I should say you were not far short of sixty: but
-folks' looks is often against them--and I'm sure I meant no harm."
-
-"Martha, I'm not yet fifty-two!" said Miss Matty, with grave
-emphasis; for probably the remembrance of her youth had come very
-vividly before her this day, and she was annoyed at finding that
-golden time so far away in the past.
-
-But she never spoke of any former and more intimate acquaintance
-with Mr Holbrook. She had probably met with so little sympathy in
-her early love, that she had shut it up close in her heart; and it
-was only by a sort of watching, which I could hardly avoid since
-Miss Pole's confidence, that I saw how faithful her poor heart had
-been in its sorrow and its silence.
-
-She gave me some good reason for wearing her best cap every day,
-and sat near the window, in spite of her rheumatism, in order to
-see, without being seen, down into the street.
-
-He came. He put his open palms upon his knees, which were far
-apart, as he sat with his head bent down, whistling, after we had
-replied to his inquiries about our safe return. Suddenly he jumped
-up -
-
-"Well, madam! have you any commands for Paris? I am going there in
-a week or two."
-
-"To Paris!" we both exclaimed.
-
-"Yes, madam! I've never been there, and always had a wish to go;
-and I think if I don't go soon, I mayn't go at all; so as soon as
-the hay is got in I shall go, before harvest time."
-
-We were so much astonished that we had no commissions.
-
-Just as he was going out of the room, he turned back, with his
-favourite exclamation -
-
-"God bless my soul, madam! but I nearly forgot half my errand.
-Here are the poems for you you admired so much the other evening at
-my house." He tugged away at a parcel in his coat-pocket. "Good-
-bye, miss," said he; "good-bye, Matty! take care of yourself." And
-he was gone.
-
-But he had given her a book, and he had called her Matty, just as
-he used to do thirty years to.
-
-"I wish he would not go to Paris," said Miss Matilda anxiously. "I
-don't believe frogs will agree with him; he used to have to be very
-careful what he ate, which was curious in so strong-looking a young
-man."
-
-Soon after this I took my leave, giving many an injunction to
-Martha to look after her mistress, and to let me know if she
-thought that Miss Matilda was not so well; in which case I would
-volunteer a visit to my old friend, without noticing Martha's
-intelligence to her.
-
-Accordingly I received a line or two from Martha every now and
-then; and, about November I had a note to say her mistress was
-"very low and sadly off her food"; and the account made me so
-uneasy that, although Martha did not decidedly summon me, I packed
-up my things and went.
-
-I received a warm welcome, in spite of the little flurry produced
-by my impromptu visit, for I had only been able to give a day's
-notice. Miss Matilda looked miserably ill; and I prepared to
-comfort and cosset her.
-
-I went down to have a private talk with Martha.
-
-"How long has your mistress been so poorly?" I asked, as I stood by
-the kitchen fire.
-
-"Well! I think its better than a fortnight; it is, I know; it was
-one Tuesday, after Miss Pole had been, that she went into this
-moping way. I thought she was tired, and it would go off with a
-night's rest; but no! she has gone on and on ever since, till I
-thought it my duty to write to you, ma'am."
-
-"You did quite right, Martha. It is a comfort to think she has so
-faithful a servant about her. And I hope you find your place
-comfortable?"
-
-"Well, ma'am, missus is very kind, and there's plenty to eat and
-drink, and no more work but what I can do easily--but--" Martha
-hesitated.
-
-"But what, Martha?"
-
-"Why, it seems so hard of missus not to let me have any followers;
-there's such lots of young fellows in the town; and many a one has
-as much as offered to keep company with me; and I may never be in
-such a likely place again, and it's like wasting an opportunity.
-Many a girl as I know would have 'em unbeknownst to missus; but
-I've given my word, and I'll stick to it; or else this is just the
-house for missus never to be the wiser if they did come: and it's
-such a capable kitchen--there's such dark corners in it--I'd be
-bound to hide any one. I counted up last Sunday night--for I'll
-not deny I was crying because I had to shut the door in Jem Hearn's
-face, and he's a steady young man, fit for any girl; only I had
-given missus my word." Martha was all but crying again; and I had
-little comfort to give her, for I knew, from old experience, of the
-horror with which both the Miss Jenkynses looked upon "followers";
-and in Miss Matty's present nervous state this dread was not likely
-to be lessened.
-
-I went to see Miss Pole the next day, and took her completely by
-surprise, for she had not been to see Miss Matilda for two days.
-
-"And now I must go back with you, my dear, for I promised to let
-her know how Thomas Holbrook went on; and, I'm sorry to say, his
-housekeeper has sent me word to-day that he hasn't long to live.
-Poor Thomas! that journey to Paris was quite too much for him. His
-housekeeper says he has hardly ever been round his fields since,
-but just sits with his hands on his knees in the counting-house,
-not reading or anything, but only saying what a wonderful city
-Paris was! Paris has much to answer for if it's killed my cousin
-Thomas, for a better man never lived."
-
-"Does Miss Matilda know of his illness?" asked I--a new light as to
-the cause of her indisposition dawning upon me.
-
-"Dear! to be sure, yes! Has not she told you? I let her know a
-fortnight ago, or more, when first I heard of it. How odd she
-shouldn't have told you!"
-
-Not at all, I thought; but I did not say anything. I felt almost
-guilty of having spied too curiously into that tender heart, and I
-was not going to speak of its secrets--hidden, Miss Matty believed,
-from all the world. I ushered Miss Pole into Miss Matilda's little
-drawing-room, and then left them alone. But I was not surprised
-when Martha came to my bedroom door, to ask me to go down to dinner
-alone, for that missus had one of her bad headaches. She came into
-the drawing-room at tea-time, but it was evidently an effort to
-her; and, as if to make up for some reproachful feeling against her
-late sister, Miss Jenkyns, which had been troubling her all the
-afternoon, and for which she now felt penitent, she kept telling me
-how good and how clever Deborah was in her youth; how she used to
-settle what gowns they were to wear at all the parties (faint,
-ghostly ideas of grim parties, far away in the distance, when Miss
-Matty and Miss Pole were young!); and how Deborah and her mother
-had started the benefit society for the poor, and taught girls
-cooking and plain sewing; and how Deborah had once danced with a
-lord; and how she used to visit at Sir Peter Arley's, and tried to
-remodel the quiet rectory establishment on the plans of Arley Hall,
-where they kept thirty servants; and how she had nursed Miss Matty
-through a long, long illness, of which I had never heard before,
-but which I now dated in my own mind as following the dismissal of
-the suit of Mr Holbrook. So we talked softly and quietly of old
-times through the long November evening.
-
-The next day Miss Pole brought us word that Mr Holbrook was dead.
-Miss Matty heard the news in silence; in fact, from the account of
-the previous day, it was only what we had to expect. Miss Pole
-kept calling upon us for some expression of regret, by asking if it
-was not sad that he was gone, and saying -
-
-"To think of that pleasant day last June, when he seemed so well!
-And he might have lived this dozen years if he had not gone to that
-wicked Paris, where they are always having revolutions."
-
-She paused for some demonstration on our part. I saw Miss Matty
-could not speak, she was trembling so nervously; so I said what I
-really felt; and after a call of some duration--all the time of
-which I have no doubt Miss Pole thought Miss Matty received the
-news very calmly--our visitor took her leave.
-
-Miss Matty made a strong effort to conceal her feelings--a
-concealment she practised even with me, for she has never alluded
-to Mr Holbrook again, although the book he gave her lies with her
-Bible on the little table by her bedside. She did not think I
-heard her when she asked the little milliner of Cranford to make
-her caps something like the Honourable Mrs Jamieson's, or that I
-noticed the reply -
-
-"But she wears widows' caps, ma'am?"
-
-"Oh! I only meant something in that style; not widows', of course,
-but rather like Mrs Jamieson's."
-
-This effort at concealment was the beginning of the tremulous
-motion of head and hands which I have seen ever since in Miss
-Matty.
-
-The evening of the day on which we heard of Mr Holbrook's death,
-Miss Matilda was very silent and thoughtful; after prayers she
-called Martha back and then she stood uncertain what to say.
-
-"Martha!" she said, at last, "you are young"--and then she made so
-long a pause that Martha, to remind her of her half-finished
-sentence, dropped a curtsey, and said -
-
-"Yes, please, ma'am; two-and-twenty last third of October, please,
-ma'am."
-
-"And, perhaps, Martha, you may some time meet with a young man you
-like, and who likes you. I did say you were not to have followers;
-but if you meet with such a young man, and tell me, and I find he
-is respectable, I have no objection to his coming to see you once a
-week. God forbid!" said she in a low voice, "that I should grieve
-any young hearts." She spoke as if she were providing for some
-distant contingency, and was rather startled when Martha made her
-ready eager answer -
-
-"Please, ma'am, there's Jem Hearn, and he's a joiner making three-
-and-sixpence a-day, and six foot one in his stocking-feet, please,
-ma'am; and if you'll ask about him to-morrow morning, every one
-will give him a character for steadiness; and he'll be glad enough
-to come to-morrow night, I'll be bound."
-
-Though Miss Matty was startled, she submitted to Fate and Love.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V--OLD LETTERS
-
-
-
-I have often noticed that almost every one has his own individual
-small economies--careful habits of saving fractions of pennies in
-some one peculiar direction--any disturbance of which annoys him
-more than spending shillings or pounds on some real extravagance.
-An old gentleman of my acquaintance, who took the intelligence of
-the failure of a Joint-Stock Bank, in which some of his money was
-invested, with stoical mildness, worried his family all through a
-long summer's day because one of them had torn (instead of cutting)
-out the written leaves of his now useless bank-book; of course, the
-corresponding pages at the other end came out as well, and this
-little unnecessary waste of paper (his private economy) chafed him
-more than all the loss of his money. Envelopes fretted his soul
-terribly when they first came in; the only way in which he could
-reconcile himself to such waste of his cherished article was by
-patiently turning inside out all that were sent to him, and so
-making them serve again. Even now, though tamed by age, I see him
-casting wistful glances at his daughters when they send a whole
-inside of a half-sheet of note paper, with the three lines of
-acceptance to an invitation, written on only one of the sides. I
-am not above owning that I have this human weakness myself. String
-is my foible. My pockets get full of little hanks of it, picked up
-and twisted together, ready for uses that never come. I am
-seriously annoyed if any one cuts the string of a parcel instead of
-patiently and faithfully undoing it fold by fold. How people can
-bring themselves to use india-rubber rings, which are a sort of
-deification of string, as lightly as they do, I cannot imagine. To
-me an india-rubber ring is a precious treasure. I have one which
-is not new--one that I picked up off the floor nearly six years
-ago. I have really tried to use it, but my heart failed me, and I
-could not commit the extravagance.
-
-Small pieces of butter grieve others. They cannot attend to
-conversation because of the annoyance occasioned by the habit which
-some people have of invariably taking more butter than they want.
-Have you not seen the anxious look (almost mesmeric) which such
-persons fix on the article? They would feel it a relief if they
-might bury it out of their sight by popping it into their own
-mouths and swallowing it down; and they are really made happy if
-the person on whose plate it lies unused suddenly breaks off a
-piece of toast (which he does not want at all) and eats up his
-butter. They think that this is not waste.
-
-Now Miss Matty Jenkyns was chary of candles. We had many devices
-to use as few as possible. In the winter afternoons she would sit
-knitting for two or three hours--she could do this in the dark, or
-by firelight--and when I asked if I might not ring for candles to
-finish stitching my wristbands, she told me to "keep blind man's
-holiday." They were usually brought in with tea; but we only burnt
-one at a time. As we lived in constant preparation for a friend
-who might come in any evening (but who never did), it required some
-contrivance to keep our two candles of the same length, ready to be
-lighted, and to look as if we burnt two always. The candles took
-it in turns; and, whatever we might be talking about or doing, Miss
-Matty's eyes were habitually fixed upon the candle, ready to jump
-up and extinguish it and to light the other before they had become
-too uneven in length to be restored to equality in the course of
-the evening.
-
-One night, I remember this candle economy particularly annoyed me.
-I had been very much tired of my compulsory "blind man's holiday,"
-especially as Miss Matty had fallen asleep, and I did not like to
-stir the fire and run the risk of awakening her; so I could not
-even sit on the rug, and scorch myself with sewing by firelight,
-according to my usual custom. I fancied Miss Matty must be
-dreaming of her early life; for she spoke one or two words in her
-uneasy sleep bearing reference to persons who were dead long
-before. When Martha brought in the lighted candle and tea, Miss
-Matty started into wakefulness, with a strange, bewildered look
-around, as if we were not the people she expected to see about her.
-There was a little sad expression that shadowed her face as she
-recognised me; but immediately afterwards she tried to give me her
-usual smile. All through tea-time her talk ran upon the days of
-her childhood and youth. Perhaps this reminded her of the
-desirableness of looking over all the old family letters, and
-destroying such as ought not to be allowed to fall into the hands
-of strangers; for she had often spoken of the necessity of this
-task, but had always shrunk from it, with a timid dread of
-something painful. To-night, however, she rose up after tea and
-went for them--in the dark; for she piqued herself on the precise
-neatness of all her chamber arrangements, and used to look uneasily
-at me when I lighted a bed-candle to go to another room for
-anything. When she returned there was a faint, pleasant smell of
-Tonquin beans in the room. I had always noticed this scent about
-any of the things which had belonged to her mother; and many of the
-letters were addressed to her--yellow bundles of love-letters,
-sixty or seventy years old.
-
-Miss Matty undid the packet with a sigh; but she stifled it
-directly, as if it were hardly right to regret the flight of time,
-or of life either. We agreed to look them over separately, each
-taking a different letter out of the same bundle and describing its
-contents to the other before destroying it. I never knew what sad
-work the reading of old-letters was before that evening, though I
-could hardly tell why. The letters were as happy as letters could
-be--at least those early letters were. There was in them a vivid
-and intense sense of the present time, which seemed so strong and
-full, as if it could never pass away, and as if the warm, living
-hearts that so expressed themselves could never die, and be as
-nothing to the sunny earth. I should have felt less melancholy, I
-believe, if the letters had been more so. I saw the tears stealing
-down the well-worn furrows of Miss Matty's cheeks, and her
-spectacles often wanted wiping. I trusted at last that she would
-light the other candle, for my own eyes were rather dim, and I
-wanted more light to see the pale, faded ink; but no, even through
-her tears, she saw and remembered her little economical ways.
-
-The earliest set of letters were two bundles tied together, and
-ticketed (in Miss Jenkyns's handwriting) "Letters interchanged
-between my ever-honoured father and my dearly-beloved mother, prior
-to their marriage, in July 1774." I should guess that the rector
-of Cranford was about twenty-seven years of age when he wrote those
-letters; and Miss Matty told me that her mother was just eighteen
-at the time of her wedding. With my idea of the rector derived
-from a picture in the dining-parlour, stiff and stately, in a huge
-full-bottomed wig, with gown, cassock, and bands, and his hand upon
-a copy of the only sermon he ever published--it was strange to read
-these letters. They were full of eager, passionate ardour; short
-homely sentences, right fresh from the heart (very different from
-the grand Latinised, Johnsonian style of the printed sermon
-preached before some judge at assize time). His letters were a
-curious contrast to those of his girl-bride. She was evidently
-rather annoyed at his demands upon her for expressions of love, and
-could not quite understand what he meant by repeating the same
-thing over in so many different ways; but what she was quite clear
-about was a longing for a white "Paduasoy"--whatever that might be;
-and six or seven letters were principally occupied in asking her
-lover to use his influence with her parents (who evidently kept her
-in good order) to obtain this or that article of dress, more
-especially the white "Paduasoy." He cared nothing how she was
-dressed; she was always lovely enough for him, as he took pains to
-assure her, when she begged him to express in his answers a
-predilection for particular pieces of finery, in order that she
-might show what he said to her parents. But at length he seemed to
-find out that she would not be married till she had a "trousseau"
-to her mind; and then he sent her a letter, which had evidently
-accompanied a whole box full of finery, and in which he requested
-that she might be dressed in everything her heart desired. This
-was the first letter, ticketed in a frail, delicate hand, "From my
-dearest John." Shortly afterwards they were married, I suppose,
-from the intermission in their correspondence.
-
-"We must burn them, I think," said Miss Matty, looking doubtfully
-at me. "No one will care for them when I am gone." And one by one
-she dropped them into the middle of the fire, watching each blaze
-up, die out, and rise away, in faint, white, ghostly semblance, up
-the chimney, before she gave another to the same fate. The room
-was light enough now; but I, like her, was fascinated into watching
-the destruction of those letters, into which the honest warmth of a
-manly heart had been poured forth.
-
-The next letter, likewise docketed by Miss Jenkyns, was endorsed,
-"Letter of pious congratulation and exhortation from my venerable
-grandfather to my beloved mother, on occasion of my own birth.
-Also some practical remarks on the desirability of keeping warm the
-extremities of infants, from my excellent grandmother."
-
-The first part was, indeed, a severe and forcible picture of the
-responsibilities of mothers, and a warning against the evils that
-were in the world, and lying in ghastly wait for the little baby of
-two days old. His wife did not write, said the old gentleman,
-because he had forbidden it, she being indisposed with a sprained
-ankle, which (he said) quite incapacitated her from holding a pen.
-However, at the foot of the page was a small "T.O.," and on turning
-it over, sure enough, there was a letter to "my dear, dearest
-Molly," begging her, when she left her room, whatever she did, to
-go UP stairs before going DOWN: and telling her to wrap her baby's
-feet up in flannel, and keep it warm by the fire, although it was
-summer, for babies were so tender.
-
-It was pretty to see from the letters, which were evidently
-exchanged with some frequency between the young mother and the
-grandmother, how the girlish vanity was being weeded out of her
-heart by love for her baby. The white "Paduasoy" figured again in
-the letters, with almost as much vigour as before. In one, it was
-being made into a christening cloak for the baby. It decked it
-when it went with its parents to spend a day or two at Arley Hall.
-It added to its charms, when it was "the prettiest little baby that
-ever was seen. Dear mother, I wish you could see her! Without any
-pershality, I do think she will grow up a regular bewty!" I
-thought of Miss Jenkyns, grey, withered, and wrinkled, and I
-wondered if her mother had known her in the courts of heaven: and
-then I knew that she had, and that they stood there in angelic
-guise.
-
-There was a great gap before any of the rector's letters appeared.
-And then his wife had changed her mode of her endorsement. It was
-no longer from, "My dearest John;" it was from "My Honoured
-Husband." The letters were written on occasion of the publication
-of the same sermon which was represented in the picture. The
-preaching before "My Lord Judge," and the "publishing by request,"
-was evidently the culminating point--the event of his life. It had
-been necessary for him to go up to London to superintend it through
-the press. Many friends had to be called upon and consulted before
-he could decide on any printer fit for so onerous a task; and at
-length it was arranged that J. and J. Rivingtons were to have the
-honourable responsibility. The worthy rector seemed to be strung
-up by the occasion to a high literary pitch, for he could hardly
-write a letter to his wife without cropping out into Latin. I
-remember the end of one of his letters ran thus: "I shall ever
-hold the virtuous qualities of my Molly in remembrance, dum memor
-ipse mei, dum spiritus regit artus," which, considering that the
-English of his correspondent was sometimes at fault in grammar, and
-often in spelling, might be taken as a proof of how much he
-"idealised his Molly;" and, as Miss Jenkyns used to say, "People
-talk a great deal about idealising now-a-days, whatever that may
-mean." But this was nothing to a fit of writing classical poetry
-which soon seized him, in which his Molly figured away as "Maria."
-The letter containing the carmen was endorsed by her, "Hebrew
-verses sent me by my honoured husband. I thowt to have had a
-letter about killing the pig, but must wait. Mem., to send the
-poetry to Sir Peter Arley, as my husband desires." And in a post-
-scriptum note in his handwriting it was stated that the Ode had
-appeared in the Gentleman's Magazine, December 1782.
-
-Her letters back to her husband (treasured as fondly by him as if
-they had been M. T. Ciceronis Epistolae) were more satisfactory to
-an absent husband and father than his could ever have been to her.
-She told him how Deborah sewed her seam very neatly every day, and
-read to her in the books he had set her; how she was a very
-"forrard," good child, but would ask questions her mother could not
-answer, but how she did not let herself down by saying she did not
-know, but took to stirring the fire, or sending the "forrard" child
-on an errand. Matty was now the mother's darling, and promised
-(like her sister at her age), to be a great beauty. I was reading
-this aloud to Miss Matty, who smiled and sighed a little at the
-hope, so fondly expressed, that "little Matty might not be vain,
-even if she were a bewty."
-
-"I had very pretty hair, my dear," said Mist Matilda; "and not a
-bad mouth." And I saw her soon afterwards adjust her cap and draw
-herself up.
-
-But to return to Mrs Jenkyns's letters. She told her husband about
-the poor in the parish; what homely domestic medicines she had
-administered; what kitchen physic she had sent. She had evidently
-held his displeasure as a rod in pickle over the heads of all the
-ne'er-do-wells. She asked for his directions about the cows and
-pigs; and did not always obtain them, as I have shown before.
-
-The kind old grandmother was dead when a little boy was born, soon
-after the publication of the sermon; but there was another letter
-of exhortation from the grandfather, more stringent and admonitory
-than ever, now that there was a boy to be guarded from the snares
-of the world. He described all the various sins into which men
-might fall, until I wondered how any man ever came to a natural
-death. The gallows seemed as if it must have been the termination
-of the lives of most of the grandfather's friends and acquaintance;
-and I was not surprised at the way in which he spoke of this life
-being "a vale of tears."
-
-It seemed curious that I should never have heard of this brother
-before; but I concluded that he had died young, or else surely his
-name would have been alluded to by his sisters.
-
-By-and-by we came to packets of Miss Jenkyns's letters. These Miss
-Matty did regret to burn. She said all the others had been only
-interesting to those who loved the writers, and that it seemed as
-if it would have hurt her to allow them to fall into the hands of
-strangers, who had not known her dear mother, and how good she was,
-although she did not always spell, quite in the modern fashion; but
-Deborah's letters were so very superior! Any one might profit by
-reading them. It was a long time since she had read Mrs Chapone,
-but she knew she used to think that Deborah could have said the
-same things quite as well; and as for Mrs Carter! people thought a
-deal of her letters, just because she had written "Epictetus," but
-she was quite sure Deborah would never have made use of such a
-common expression as "I canna be fashed!"
-
-Miss Matty did grudge burning these letters, it was evident. She
-would not let them be carelessly passed over with any quiet
-reading, and skipping, to myself. She took them from me, and even
-lighted the second candle in order to read them aloud with a proper
-emphasis, and without stumbling over the big words. Oh dear! how I
-wanted facts instead of reflections, before those letters were
-concluded! They lasted us two nights; and I won't deny that I made
-use of the time to think of many other things, and yet I was always
-at my post at the end of each sentence.
-
-The rector's letters, and those of his wife and mother-in-law, had
-all been tolerably short and pithy, written in a straight hand,
-with the lines very close together. Sometimes the whole letter was
-contained on a mere scrap of paper. The paper was very yellow, and
-the ink very brown; some of the sheets were (as Miss Matty made me
-observe) the old original post, with the stamp in the corner
-representing a post-boy riding for life and twanging his horn. The
-letters of Mrs Jenkyns and her mother were fastened with a great
-round red wafer; for it was before Miss Edgeworth's "patronage" had
-banished wafers from polite society. It was evident, from the
-tenor of what was said, that franks were in great request, and were
-even used as a means of paying debts by needy members of
-Parliament. The rector sealed his epistles with an immense coat of
-arms, and showed by the care with which he had performed this
-ceremony that he expected they should be cut open, not broken by
-any thoughtless or impatient hand. Now, Miss Jenkyns's letters
-were of a later date in form and writing. She wrote on the square
-sheet which we have learned to call old-fashioned. Her hand was
-admirably calculated, together with her use of many-syllabled
-words, to fill up a sheet, and then came the pride and delight of
-crossing. Poor Miss Matty got sadly puzzled with this, for the
-words gathered size like snowballs, and towards the end of her
-letter Miss Jenkyns used to become quite sesquipedalian. In one to
-her father, slightly theological and controversial in its tone, she
-had spoken of Herod, Tetrarch of Idumea. Miss Matty read it "Herod
-Petrarch of Etruria," and was just as well pleased as if she had
-been right.
-
-I can't quite remember the date, but I think it was in 1805 that
-Miss Jenkyns wrote the longest series of letters--on occasion of
-her absence on a visit to some friends near Newcastle-upon-Tyne.
-These friends were intimate with the commandant of the garrison
-there, and heard from him of all the preparations that were being
-made to repel the invasion of Buonaparte, which some people
-imagined might take place at the mouth of the Tyne. Miss Jenkyns
-was evidently very much alarmed; and the first part of her letters
-was often written in pretty intelligible English, conveying
-particulars of the preparations which were made in the family with
-whom she was residing against the dreaded event; the bundles of
-clothes that were packed up ready for a flight to Alston Moor (a
-wild hilly piece of ground between Northumberland and Cumberland);
-the signal that was to be given for this flight, and for the
-simultaneous turning out of the volunteers under arms--which said
-signal was to consist (if I remember rightly) in ringing the church
-bells in a particular and ominous manner. One day, when Miss
-Jenkyns and her hosts were at a dinner-party in Newcastle, this
-warning summons was actually given (not a very wise proceeding, if
-there be any truth in the moral attached to the fable of the Boy
-and the Wolf; but so it was), and Miss Jenkyns, hardly recovered
-from her fright, wrote the next day to describe the sound, the
-breathless shock, the hurry and alarm; and then, taking breath, she
-added, "How trivial, my dear father, do all our apprehensions of
-the last evening appear, at the present moment, to calm and
-enquiring minds!" And here Miss Matty broke in with -
-
-"But, indeed, my dear, they were not at all trivial or trifling at
-the time. I know I used to wake up in the night many a time and
-think I heard the tramp of the French entering Cranford. Many
-people talked of hiding themselves in the salt mines--and meat
-would have kept capitally down there, only perhaps we should have
-been thirsty. And my father preached a whole set of sermons on the
-occasion; one set in the mornings, all about David and Goliath, to
-spirit up the people to fighting with spades or bricks, if need
-were; and the other set in the afternoons, proving that Napoleon
-(that was another name for Bony, as we used to call him) was all
-the same as an Apollyon and Abaddon. I remember my father rather
-thought he should be asked to print this last set; but the parish
-had, perhaps, had enough of them with hearing."
-
-Peter Marmaduke Arley Jenkyns ("poor Peter!" as Miss Matty began to
-call him) was at school at Shrewsbury by this time. The rector
-took up his pen, and rubbed up his Latin once more, to correspond
-with his boy. It was very clear that the lad's were what are
-called show letters. They were of a highly mental description,
-giving an account of his studies, and his intellectual hopes of
-various kinds, with an occasional quotation from the classics; but,
-now and then, the animal nature broke out in such a little sentence
-as this, evidently written in a trembling hurry, after the letter
-had been inspected: "Mother dear, do send me a cake, and put
-plenty of citron in." The "mother dear" probably answered her boy
-in the form of cakes and "goody," for there were none of her
-letters among this set; but a whole collection of the rector's, to
-whom the Latin in his boy's letters was like a trumpet to the old
-war-horse. I do not know much about Latin, certainly, and it is,
-perhaps, an ornamental language, but not very useful, I think--at
-least to judge from the bits I remember out of the rector's
-letters. One was, "You have not got that town in your map of
-Ireland; but Bonus Bernardus non videt omnia, as the Proverbia
-say." Presently it became very evident that "poor Peter" got
-himself into many scrapes. There were letters of stilted penitence
-to his father, for some wrong-doing; and among them all was a
-badly-written, badly-sealed, badly-directed, blotted note:- "My
-dear, dear, dear, dearest mother, I will be a better boy; I will,
-indeed; but don't, please, be ill for me; I am not worth it; but I
-will be good, darling mother."
-
-Miss Matty could not speak for crying, after she had read this
-note. She gave it to me in silence, and then got up and took it to
-her sacred recesses in her own room, for fear, by any chance, it
-might get burnt. "Poor Peter!" she said; "he was always in
-scrapes; he was too easy. They led him wrong, and then left him in
-the lurch. But he was too fond of mischief. He could never resist
-a joke. Poor Peter!"
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI--POOR PETER
-
-
-
-Poor Peter's career lay before him rather pleasantly mapped out by
-kind friends, but Bonus Bernardus non videt omnia, in this map too.
-He was to win honours at the Shrewsbury School, and carry them
-thick to Cambridge, and after that, a living awaited him, the gift
-of his godfather, Sir Peter Arley. Poor Peter! his lot in life was
-very different to what his friends had hoped and planned. Miss
-Matty told me all about it, and I think it was a relief when she
-had done so.
-
-He was the darling of his mother, who seemed to dote on all her
-children, though she was, perhaps, a little afraid of Deborah's
-superior acquirements. Deborah was the favourite of her father,
-and when Peter disappointed him, she became his pride. The sole
-honour Peter brought away from Shrewsbury was the reputation of
-being the best good fellow that ever was, and of being the captain
-of the school in the art of practical joking. His father was
-disappointed, but set about remedying the matter in a manly way.
-He could not afford to send Peter to read with any tutor, but he
-could read with him himself; and Miss Matty told me much of the
-awful preparations in the way of dictionaries and lexicons that
-were made in her father's study the morning Peter began.
-
-"My poor mother!" said she. "I remember how she used to stand in
-the hall, just near enough the study-door, to catch the tone of my
-father's voice. I could tell in a moment if all was going right,
-by her face. And it did go right for a long time."
-
-"What went wrong at last?" said I. "That tiresome Latin, I dare
-say."
-
-"No! it was not the Latin. Peter was in high favour with my
-father, for he worked up well for him. But he seemed to think that
-the Cranford people might be joked about, and made fun of, and they
-did not like it; nobody does. He was always hoaxing them;
-'hoaxing' is not a pretty word, my dear, and I hope you won't tell
-your father I used it, for I should not like him to think that I
-was not choice in my language, after living with such a woman as
-Deborah. And be sure you never use it yourself. I don't know how
-it slipped out of my mouth, except it was that I was thinking of
-poor Peter and it was always his expression. But he was a very
-gentlemanly boy in many things. He was like dear Captain Brown in
-always being ready to help any old person or a child. Still, he
-did like joking and making fun; and he seemed to think the old
-ladies in Cranford would believe anything. There were many old
-ladies living here then; we are principally ladies now, I know, but
-we are not so old as the ladies used to be when I was a girl. I
-could laugh to think of some of Peter's jokes. No, my dear, I
-won't tell you of them, because they might not shock you as they
-ought to do, and they were very shocking. He even took in my
-father once, by dressing himself up as a lady that was passing
-through the town and wished to see the Rector of Cranford, 'who had
-published that admirable Assize Sermon.' Peter said he was awfully
-frightened himself when he saw how my father took it all in, and
-even offered to copy out all his Napoleon Buonaparte sermons for
-her--him, I mean--no, her, for Peter was a lady then. He told me
-he was more terrified than he ever was before, all the time my
-father was speaking. He did not think my father would have
-believed him; and yet if he had not, it would have been a sad thing
-for Peter. As it was, he was none so glad of it, for my father
-kept him hard at work copying out all those twelve Buonaparte
-sermons for the lady--that was for Peter himself, you know. He was
-the lady. And once when he wanted to go fishing, Peter said,
-'Confound the woman!'--very bad language, my dear, but Peter was
-not always so guarded as he should have been; my father was so
-angry with him, it nearly frightened me out of my wits: and yet I
-could hardly keep from laughing at the little curtseys Peter kept
-making, quite slyly, whenever my father spoke of the lady's
-excellent taste and sound discrimination."
-
-"Did Miss Jenkyns know of these tricks?" said I.
-
-"Oh, no! Deborah would have been too much shocked. No, no one
-knew but me. I wish I had always known of Peter's plans; but
-sometimes he did not tell me. He used to say the old ladies in the
-town wanted something to talk about; but I don't think they did.
-They had the St James's Chronicle three times a week, just as we
-have now, and we have plenty to say; and I remember the clacking
-noise there always was when some of the ladies got together. But,
-probably, schoolboys talk more than ladies. At last there was a
-terrible, sad thing happened." Miss Matty got up, went to the
-door, and opened it; no one was there. She rang the bell for
-Martha, and when Martha came, her mistress told her to go for eggs
-to a farm at the other end of the town.
-
-"I will lock the door after you, Martha. You are not afraid to go,
-are you?"
-
-"No, ma'am, not at all; Jem Hearn will be only too proud to go with
-me."
-
-Miss Matty drew herself up, and as soon as we were alone, she
-wished that Martha had more maidenly reserve.
-
-"We'll put out the candle, my dear. We can talk just as well by
-firelight, you know. There! Well, you see, Deborah had gone from
-home for a fortnight or so; it was a very still, quiet day, I
-remember, overhead; and the lilacs were all in flower, so I suppose
-it was spring. My father had gone out to see some sick people in
-the parish; I recollect seeing him leave the house with his wig and
-shovel-hat and cane. What possessed our poor Peter I don't know;
-he had the sweetest temper, and yet he always seemed to like to
-plague Deborah. She never laughed at his jokes, and thought him
-ungenteel, and not careful enough about improving his mind; and
-that vexed him.
-
-"Well! he went to her room, it seems, and dressed himself in her
-old gown, and shawl, and bonnet; just the things she used to wear
-in Cranford, and was known by everywhere; and he made the pillow
-into a little--you are sure you locked the door, my dear, for I
-should not like anyone to hear--into--into a little baby, with
-white long clothes. It was only, as he told me afterwards, to make
-something to talk about in the town; he never thought of it as
-affecting Deborah. And he went and walked up and down in the
-Filbert walk--just half-hidden by the rails, and half-seen; and he
-cuddled his pillow, just like a baby, and talked to it all the
-nonsense people do. Oh dear! and my father came stepping stately
-up the street, as he always did; and what should he see but a
-little black crowd of people--I daresay as many as twenty--all
-peeping through his garden rails. So he thought, at first, they
-were only looking at a new rhododendron that was in full bloom, and
-that he was very proud of; and he walked slower, that they might
-have more time to admire. And he wondered if he could make out a
-sermon from the occasion, and thought, perhaps, there was some
-relation between the rhododendrons and the lilies of the field. My
-poor father! When he came nearer, he began to wonder that they did
-not see him; but their heads were all so close together, peeping
-and peeping! My father was amongst them, meaning, he said, to ask
-them to walk into the garden with him, and admire the beautiful
-vegetable production, when--oh, my dear, I tremble to think of it--
-he looked through the rails himself, and saw--I don't know what he
-thought he saw, but old Clare told me his face went quite grey-
-white with anger, and his eyes blazed out under his frowning black
-brows; and he spoke out--oh, so terribly!--and bade them all stop
-where they were--not one of them to go, not one of them to stir a
-step; and, swift as light, he was in at the garden door, and down
-the Filbert walk, and seized hold of poor Peter, and tore his
-clothes off his back--bonnet, shawl, gown, and all--and threw the
-pillow among the people over the railings: and then he was very,
-very angry indeed, and before all the people he lifted up his cane
-and flogged Peter!
-
-"My dear, that boy's trick, on that sunny day, when all seemed
-going straight and well, broke my mother's heart, and changed my
-father for life. It did, indeed. Old Clare said, Peter looked as
-white as my father; and stood as still as a statue to be flogged;
-and my father struck hard! When my father stopped to take breath,
-Peter said, 'Have you done enough, sir?' quite hoarsely, and still
-standing quite quiet. I don't know what my father said--or if he
-said anything. But old Clare said, Peter turned to where the
-people outside the railing were, and made them a low bow, as grand
-and as grave as any gentleman; and then walked slowly into the
-house. I was in the store-room helping my mother to make cowslip
-wine. I cannot abide the wine now, nor the scent of the flowers;
-they turn me sick and faint, as they did that day, when Peter came
-in, looking as haughty as any man--indeed, looking like a man, not
-like a boy. 'Mother!' he said, 'I am come to say, God bless you
-for ever.' I saw his lips quiver as he spoke; and I think he durst
-not say anything more loving, for the purpose that was in his
-heart. She looked at him rather frightened, and wondering, and
-asked him what was to do. He did not smile or speak, but put his
-arms round her and kissed her as if he did not know how to leave
-off; and before she could speak again, he was gone. We talked it
-over, and could not understand it, and she bade me go and seek my
-father, and ask what it was all about. I found him walking up and
-down, looking very highly displeased.
-
-"'Tell your mother I have flogged Peter, and that he richly
-deserved it.'
-
-"I durst not ask any more questions. When I told my mother, she
-sat down, quite faint, for a minute. I remember, a few days after,
-I saw the poor, withered cowslip flowers thrown out to the leaf
-heap, to decay and die there. There was no making of cowslip wine
-that year at the rectory--nor, indeed, ever after.
-
-"Presently my mother went to my father. I know I thought of Queen
-Esther and King Ahasuerus; for my mother was very pretty and
-delicate-looking, and my father looked as terrible as King
-Ahasuerus. Some time after they came out together; and then my
-mother told me what had happened, and that she was going up to
-Peter's room at my father's desire--though she was not to tell
-Peter this--to talk the matter over with him. But no Peter was
-there. We looked over the house; no Peter was there! Even my
-father, who had not liked to join in the search at first, helped us
-before long. The rectory was a very old house--steps up into a
-room, steps down into a room, all through. At first, my mother
-went calling low and soft, as if to reassure the poor boy, 'Peter!
-Peter, dear! it's only me;' but, by-and-by, as the servants came
-back from the errands my father had sent them, in different
-directions, to find where Peter was--as we found he was not in the
-garden, nor the hayloft, nor anywhere about--my mother's cry grew
-louder and wilder, Peter! Peter, my darling! where are you?' for
-then she felt and understood that that long kiss meant some sad
-kind of 'good-bye.' The afternoon went on--my mother never
-resting, but seeking again and again in every possible place that
-had been looked into twenty times before, nay, that she had looked
-into over and over again herself. My father sat with his head in
-his hands, not speaking except when his messengers came in,
-bringing no tidings; then he lifted up his face, so strong and sad,
-and told them to go again in some new direction. My mother kept
-passing from room to room, in and out of the house, moving
-noiselessly, but never ceasing. Neither she nor my father durst
-leave the house, which was the meeting-place for all the
-messengers. At last (and it was nearly dark), my father rose up.
-He took hold of my mother's arm as she came with wild, sad pace
-through one door, and quickly towards another. She started at the
-touch of his hand, for she had forgotten all in the world but
-Peter.
-
-"'Molly!' said he, 'I did not think all this would happen.' He
-looked into her face for comfort--her poor face all wild and white;
-for neither she nor my father had dared to acknowledge--much less
-act upon--the terror that was in their hearts, lest Peter should
-have made away with himself. My father saw no conscious look in
-his wife's hot, dreary eyes, and he missed the sympathy that she
-had always been ready to give him--strong man as he was, and at the
-dumb despair in her face his tears began to flow. But when she saw
-this, a gentle sorrow came over her countenance, and she said,
-'Dearest John! don't cry; come with me, and we'll find him,' almost
-as cheerfully as if she knew where he was. And she took my
-father's great hand in her little soft one, and led him along, the
-tears dropping as he walked on that same unceasing, weary walk,
-from room to room, through house and garden.
-
-"Oh, how I wished for Deborah! I had no time for crying, for now
-all seemed to depend on me. I wrote for Deborah to come home. I
-sent a message privately to that same Mr Holbrook's house--poor Mr
-Holbrook;--you know who I mean. I don't mean I sent a message to
-him, but I sent one that I could trust to know if Peter was at his
-house. For at one time Mr Holbrook was an occasional visitor at
-the rectory--you know he was Miss Pole's cousin--and he had been
-very kind to Peter, and taught him how to fish--he was very kind to
-everybody, and I thought Peter might have gone off there. But Mr
-Holbrook was from home, and Peter had never been seen. It was
-night now; but the doors were all wide open, and my father and
-mother walked on and on; it was more than an hour since he had
-joined her, and I don't believe they had ever spoken all that time.
-I was getting the parlour fire lighted, and one of the servants was
-preparing tea, for I wanted them to have something to eat and drink
-and warm them, when old Clare asked to speak to me.
-
-"'I have borrowed the nets from the weir, Miss Matty. Shall we
-drag the ponds to-night, or wait for the morning?'
-
-"I remember staring in his face to gather his meaning; and when I
-did, I laughed out loud. The horror of that new thought--our
-bright, darling Peter, cold, and stark, and dead! I remember the
-ring of my own laugh now.
-
-"The next day Deborah was at home before I was myself again. She
-would not have been so weak as to give way as I had done; but my
-screams (my horrible laughter had ended in crying) had roused my
-sweet dear mother, whose poor wandering wits were called back and
-collected as soon as a child needed her care. She and Deborah sat
-by my bedside; I knew by the looks of each that there had been no
-news of Peter--no awful, ghastly news, which was what I most had
-dreaded in my dull state between sleeping and waking.
-
-"The same result of all the searching had brought something of the
-same relief to my mother, to whom, I am sure, the thought that
-Peter might even then be hanging dead in some of the familiar home
-places had caused that never-ending walk of yesterday. Her soft
-eyes never were the same again after that; they had always a
-restless, craving look, as if seeking for what they could not find.
-Oh! it was an awful time; coming down like a thunder-bolt on the
-still sunny day when the lilacs were all in bloom."
-
-"Where was Mr Peter?" said I.
-
-"He had made his way to Liverpool; and there was war then; and some
-of the king's ships lay off the mouth of the Mersey; and they were
-only too glad to have a fine likely boy such as him (five foot nine
-he was), come to offer himself. The captain wrote to my father,
-and Peter wrote to my mother. Stay! those letters will be
-somewhere here."
-
-We lighted the candle, and found the captain's letter and Peter's
-too. And we also found a little simple begging letter from Mrs
-Jenkyns to Peter, addressed to him at the house of an old
-schoolfellow whither she fancied he might have gone. They had
-returned it unopened; and unopened it had remained ever since,
-having been inadvertently put by among the other letters of that
-time. This is it:-
-
-
-"MY DEAREST PETER,--You did not think we should be so sorry as we
-are, I know, or you would never have gone away. You are too good.
-Your father sits and sighs till my heart aches to hear him. He
-cannot hold up his head for grief; and yet he only did what he
-thought was right. Perhaps he has been too severe, and perhaps I
-have not been kind enough; but God knows how we love you, my dear
-only boy. Don looks so sorry you are gone. Come back, and make us
-happy, who love you so much. I know you will come back."
-
-
-But Peter did not come back. That spring day was the last time he
-ever saw his mother's face. The writer of the letter--the last--
-the only person who had ever seen what was written in it, was dead
-long ago; and I, a stranger, not born at the time when this
-occurrence took place, was the one to open it.
-
-The captain's letter summoned the father and mother to Liverpool
-instantly, if they wished to see their boy; and, by some of the
-wild chances of life, the captain's letter had been detained
-somewhere, somehow.
-
-Miss Matty went on, "And it was racetime, and all the post-horses
-at Cranford were gone to the races; but my father and mother set
-off in our own gig--and oh! my dear, they were too late--the ship
-was gone! And now read Peter's letter to my mother!"
-
-It was full of love, and sorrow, and pride in his new profession,
-and a sore sense of his disgrace in the eyes of the people at
-Cranford; but ending with a passionate entreaty that she would come
-and see him before he left the Mersey: "Mother; we may go into
-battle. I hope we shall, and lick those French: but I must see
-you again before that time."
-
-"And she was too late," said Miss Matty; "too late!"
-
-We sat in silence, pondering on the full meaning of those sad, sad
-words. At length I asked Miss Matty to tell me how her mother bore
-it.
-
-"Oh!" she said, "she was patience itself. She had never been
-strong, and this weakened her terribly. My father used to sit
-looking at her: far more sad than she was. He seemed as if he
-could look at nothing else when she was by; and he was so humble--
-so very gentle now. He would, perhaps, speak in his old way--
-laying down the law, as it were--and then, in a minute or two, he
-would come round and put his hand on our shoulders, and ask us in a
-low voice, if he had said anything to hurt us. I did not wonder at
-his speaking so to Deborah, for she was so clever; but I could not
-bear to hear him talking so to me.
-
-"But, you see, he saw what we did not--that it was killing my
-mother. Yes! killing her (put out the candle, my dear; I can talk
-better in the dark), for she was but a frail woman, and ill-fitted
-to stand the fright and shock she had gone through; and she would
-smile at him and comfort him, not in words, but in her looks and
-tones, which were always cheerful when he was there. And she would
-speak of how she thought Peter stood a good chance of being admiral
-very soon--he was so brave and clever; and how she thought of
-seeing him in his navy uniform, and what sort of hats admirals
-wore; and how much more fit he was to be a sailor than a clergyman;
-and all in that way, just to make my father think she was quite
-glad of what came of that unlucky morning's work, and the flogging
-which was always in his mind, as we all knew. But oh, my dear! the
-bitter, bitter crying she had when she was alone; and at last, as
-she grew weaker, she could not keep her tears in when Deborah or me
-was by, and would give us message after message for Peter (his ship
-had gone to the Mediterranean, or somewhere down there, and then he
-was ordered off to India, and there was no overland route then);
-but she still said that no one knew where their death lay in wait,
-and that we were not to think hers was near. We did not think it,
-but we knew it, as we saw her fading away.
-
-"Well, my dear, it's very foolish of me, I know, when in all
-likelihood I am so near seeing her again.
-
-"And only think, love! the very day after her death--for she did
-not live quite a twelvemonth after Peter went away--the very day
-after--came a parcel for her from India--from her poor boy. It was
-a large, soft, white Indian shawl, with just a little narrow border
-all round; just what my mother would have liked.
-
-"We thought it might rouse my father, for he had sat with her hand
-in his all night long; so Deborah took it in to him, and Peter's
-letter to her, and all. At first, he took no notice; and we tried
-to make a kind of light careless talk about the shawl, opening it
-out and admiring it. Then, suddenly, he got up, and spoke: 'She
-shall be buried in it,' he said; 'Peter shall have that comfort;
-and she would have liked it.'
-
-"Well, perhaps it was not reasonable, but what could we do or say?
-One gives people in grief their own way. He took it up and felt
-it: 'It is just such a shawl as she wished for when she was
-married, and her mother did not give it her. I did not know of it
-till after, or she should have had it--she should; but she shall
-have it now.'
-
-"My mother looked so lovely in her death! She was always pretty,
-and now she looked fair, and waxen, and young--younger than
-Deborah, as she stood trembling and shivering by her. We decked
-her in the long soft folds; she lay smiling, as if pleased; and
-people came--all Cranford came--to beg to see her, for they had
-loved her dearly, as well they might; and the countrywomen brought
-posies; old Clare's wife brought some white violets and begged they
-might lie on her breast.
-
-"Deborah said to me, the day of my mother's funeral, that if she
-had a hundred offers she never would marry and leave my father. It
-was not very likely she would have so many--I don't know that she
-had one; but it was not less to her credit to say so. She was such
-a daughter to my father as I think there never was before or since.
-His eyes failed him, and she read book after book, and wrote, and
-copied, and was always at his service in any parish business. She
-could do many more things than my poor mother could; she even once
-wrote a letter to the bishop for my father. But he missed my
-mother sorely; the whole parish noticed it. Not that he was less
-active; I think he was more so, and more patient in helping every
-one. I did all I could to set Deborah at liberty to be with him;
-for I knew I was good for little, and that my best work in the
-world was to do odd jobs quietly, and set others at liberty. But
-my father was a changed man."
-
-"Did Mr Peter ever come home?"
-
-"Yes, once. He came home a lieutenant; he did not get to be
-admiral. And he and my father were such friends! My father took
-him into every house in the parish, he was so proud of him. He
-never walked out without Peter's arm to lean upon. Deborah used to
-smile (I don't think we ever laughed again after my mother's
-death), and say she was quite put in a corner. Not but what my
-father always wanted her when there was letter-writing or reading
-to be done, or anything to be settled."
-
-"And then?" said I, after a pause.
-
-"Then Peter went to sea again; and, by-and-by, my father died,
-blessing us both, and thanking Deborah for all she had been to him;
-and, of course, our circumstances were changed; and, instead of
-living at the rectory, and keeping three maids and a man, we had to
-come to this small house, and be content with a servant-of-all-
-work; but, as Deborah used to say, we have always lived genteelly,
-even if circumstances have compelled us to simplicity. Poor
-Deborah!"
-
-"And Mr Peter?" asked I.
-
-"Oh, there was some great war in India--I forget what they call it-
--and we have never heard of Peter since then. I believe he is dead
-myself; and it sometimes fidgets me that we have never put on
-mourning for him. And then again, when I sit by myself, and all
-the house is still, I think I hear his step coming up the street,
-and my heart begins to flutter and beat; but the sound always goes
-past--and Peter never comes.
-
-"That's Martha back? No! I'LL go, my dear; I can always find my
-way in the dark, you know. And a blow of fresh air at the door
-will do my head good, and it's rather got a trick of aching."
-
-So she pattered off. I had lighted the candle, to give the room a
-cheerful appearance against her return.
-
-"Was it Martha?" asked I.
-
-"Yes. And I am rather uncomfortable, for I heard such a strange
-noise, just as I was opening the door."
-
-"Where?' I asked, for her eyes were round with affright.
-
-"In the street--just outside--it sounded like" -
-
-"Talking?" I put in, as she hesitated a little.
-
-"No! kissing" -
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII--VISITING
-
-
-
-One morning, as Miss Matty and I sat at our work--it was before
-twelve o'clock, and Miss Matty had not changed the cap with yellow
-ribbons that had been Miss Jenkyns's best, and which Miss Matty was
-now wearing out in private, putting on the one made in imitation of
-Mrs Jamieson's at all times when she expected to be seen--Martha
-came up, and asked if Miss Betty Barker might speak to her
-mistress. Miss Matty assented, and quickly disappeared to change
-the yellow ribbons, while Miss Barker came upstairs; but, as she
-had forgotten her spectacles, and was rather flurried by the
-unusual time of the visit, I was not surprised to see her return
-with one cap on the top of the other. She was quite unconscious of
-it herself, and looked at us, with bland satisfaction. Nor do I
-think Miss Barker perceived it; for, putting aside the little
-circumstance that she was not so young as she had been, she was
-very much absorbed in her errand, which she delivered herself of
-with an oppressive modesty that found vent in endless apologies.
-
-Miss Betty Barker was the daughter of the old clerk at Cranford who
-had officiated in Mr Jenkyns's time. She and her sister had had
-pretty good situations as ladies' maids, and had saved money enough
-to set up a milliner's shop, which had been patronised by the
-ladies in the neighbourhood. Lady Arley, for instance, would
-occasionally give Miss Barkers the pattern of an old cap of hers,
-which they immediately copied and circulated among the elite of
-Cranford. I say the elite, for Miss Barkers had caught the trick
-of the place, and piqued themselves upon their "aristocratic
-connection." They would not sell their caps and ribbons to anyone
-without a pedigree. Many a farmer's wife or daughter turned away
-huffed from Miss Barkers' select millinery, and went rather to the
-universal shop, where the profits of brown soap and moist sugar
-enabled the proprietor to go straight to (Paris, he said, until he
-found his customers too patriotic and John Bullish to wear what the
-Mounseers wore) London, where, as he often told his customers,
-Queen Adelaide had appeared, only the very week before, in a cap
-exactly like the one he showed them, trimmed with yellow and blue
-ribbons, and had been complimented by King William on the becoming
-nature of her head-dress.
-
-Miss Barkers, who confined themselves to truth, and did not approve
-of miscellaneous customers, throve notwithstanding. They were
-self-denying, good people. Many a time have I seen the eldest of
-them (she that had been maid to Mrs Jamieson) carrying out some
-delicate mess to a poor person. They only aped their betters in
-having "nothing to do" with the class immediately below theirs.
-And when Miss Barker died, their profits and income were found to
-be such that Miss Betty was justified in shutting up shop and
-retiring from business. She also (as I think I have before said)
-set up her cow; a mark of respectability in Cranford almost as
-decided as setting up a gig is among some people. She dressed
-finer than any lady in Cranford; and we did not wonder at it; for
-it was understood that she was wearing out all the bonnets and caps
-and outrageous ribbons which had once formed her stock-in-trade.
-It was five or six years since she had given up shop, so in any
-other place than Cranford her dress might have been considered
-passee.
-
-And now Miss Betty Barker had called to invite Miss Matty to tea at
-her house on the following Tuesday. She gave me also an impromptu
-invitation, as I happened to be a visitor--though I could see she
-had a little fear lest, since my father had gone to live in
-Drumble, he might have engaged in that "horrid cotton trade," and
-so dragged his family down out of "aristocratic society." She
-prefaced this invitation with so many apologies that she quite
-excited my curiosity. "Her presumption" was to be excused. What
-had she been doing? She seemed so over-powered by it I could only
-think that she had been writing to Queen Adelaide to ask for a
-receipt for washing lace; but the act which she so characterised
-was only an invitation she had carried to her sister's former
-mistress, Mrs Jamieson. "Her former occupation considered, could
-Miss Matty excuse the liberty?" Ah! thought I, she has found out
-that double cap, and is going to rectify Miss Matty's head-dress.
-No! it was simply to extend her invitation to Miss Matty and to me.
-Miss Matty bowed acceptance; and I wondered that, in the graceful
-action, she did not feel the unusual weight and extraordinary
-height of her head-dress. But I do not think she did, for she
-recovered her balance, and went on talking to Miss Betty in a kind,
-condescending manner, very different from the fidgety way she would
-have had if she had suspected how singular her appearance was.
-"Mrs Jamieson is coming, I think you said?" asked Miss Matty.
-
-"Yes. Mrs Jamieson most kindly and condescendingly said she would
-be happy to come. One little stipulation she made, that she should
-bring Carlo. I told her that if I had a weakness, it was for
-dogs."
-
-"And Miss Pole?" questioned Miss Matty, who was thinking of her
-pool at Preference, in which Carlo would not be available as a
-partner.
-
-"I am going to ask Miss Pole. Of course, I could not think of
-asking her until I had asked you, madam--the rector's daughter,
-madam. Believe me, I do not forget the situation my father held
-under yours."
-
-"And Mrs Forrester, of course?"
-
-"And Mrs Forrester. I thought, in fact, of going to her before I
-went to Miss Pole. Although her circumstances are changed, madam,
-she was born at Tyrrell, and we can never forget her alliance to
-the Bigges, of Bigelow Hall."
-
-Miss Matty cared much more for the little circumstance of her being
-a very good card-player.
-
-"Mrs Fitz-Adam--I suppose" -
-
-"No, madam. I must draw a line somewhere. Mrs Jamieson would not,
-I think, like to meet Mrs Fitz-Adam. I have the greatest respect
-for Mrs Fitz-Adam--but I cannot think her fit society for such
-ladies as Mrs Jamieson and Miss Matilda Jenkyns."
-
-Miss Betty Barker bowed low to Miss Matty, and pursed up her mouth.
-She looked at me with sidelong dignity, as much as to say, although
-a retired milliner, she was no democrat, and understood the
-difference of ranks.
-
-"May I beg you to come as near half-past six to my little dwelling,
-as possible, Miss Matilda? Mrs Jamieson dines at five, but has
-kindly promised not to delay her visit beyond that time--half-past
-six." And with a swimming curtsey Miss Betty Barker took her
-leave.
-
-My prophetic soul foretold a visit that afternoon from Miss Pole,
-who usually came to call on Miss Matilda after any event--or indeed
-in sight of any event--to talk it over with her.
-
-"Miss Betty told me it was to be a choice and select few," said
-Miss Pole, as she and Miss Matty compared notes.
-
-"Yes, so she said. Not even Mrs Fitz-Adam."
-
-Now Mrs Fitz-Adam was the widowed sister of the Cranford surgeon,
-whom I have named before. Their parents were respectable farmers,
-content with their station. The name of these good people was
-Hoggins. Mr Hoggins was the Cranford doctor now; we disliked the
-name and considered it coarse; but, as Miss Jenkyns said, if he
-changed it to Piggins it would not be much better. We had hoped to
-discover a relationship between him and that Marchioness of Exeter
-whose name was Molly Hoggins; but the man, careless of his own
-interests, utterly ignored and denied any such relationship,
-although, as dear Miss Jenkyns had said, he had a sister called
-Mary, and the same Christian names were very apt to run in
-families.
-
-Soon after Miss Mary Hoggins married Mr Fitz-Adam, she disappeared
-from the neighbourhood for many years. She did not move in a
-sphere in Cranford society sufficiently high to make any of us care
-to know what Mr Fitz-Adam was. He died and was gathered to his
-fathers without our ever having thought about him at all. And then
-Mrs Fitz-Adam reappeared in Cranford ("as bold as a lion," Miss
-Pole said), a well-to-do widow, dressed in rustling black silk, so
-soon after her husband's death that poor Miss Jenkyns was justified
-in the remark she made, that "bombazine would have shown a deeper
-sense of her loss."
-
-I remember the convocation of ladies who assembled to decide
-whether or not Mrs Fitz-Adam should be called upon by the old blue-
-blooded inhabitants of Cranford. She had taken a large rambling
-house, which had been usually considered to confer a patent of
-gentility upon its tenant, because, once upon a time, seventy or
-eighty years before, the spinster daughter of an earl had resided
-in it. I am not sure if the inhabiting this house was not also
-believed to convey some unusual power of intellect; for the earl's
-daughter, Lady Jane, had a sister, Lady Anne, who had married a
-general officer in the time of the American war, and this general
-officer had written one or two comedies, which were still acted on
-the London boards, and which, when we saw them advertised, made us
-all draw up, and feel that Drury Lane was paying a very pretty
-compliment to Cranford. Still, it was not at all a settled thing
-that Mrs Fitz-Adam was to be visited, when dear Miss Jenkyns died;
-and, with her, something of the clear knowledge of the strict code
-of gentility went out too. As Miss Pole observed, "As most of the
-ladies of good family in Cranford were elderly spinsters, or widows
-without children, if we did not relax a little, and become less
-exclusive, by-and-by we should have no society at all."
-
-Mrs Forrester continued on the same side.
-
-"She had always understood that Fitz meant something aristocratic;
-there was Fitz-Roy--she thought that some of the King's children
-had been called Fitz-Roy; and there was Fitz-Clarence, now--they
-were the children of dear good King William the Fourth. Fitz-
-Adam!--it was a pretty name, and she thought it very probably meant
-'Child of Adam.' No one, who had not some good blood in their
-veins, would dare to be called Fitz; there was a deal in a name--
-she had had a cousin who spelt his name with two little ffs--
-ffoulkes--and he always looked down upon capital letters and said
-they belonged to lately-invented families. She had been afraid he
-would die a bachelor, he was so very choice. When he met with a
-Mrs ffarringdon, at a watering-place, he took to her immediately;
-and a very pretty genteel woman she was--a widow, with a very good
-fortune; and 'my cousin,' Mr ffoulkes, married her; and it was all
-owing to her two little ffs."
-
-Mrs Fitz-Adam did not stand a chance of meeting with a Mr Fitz-
-anything in Cranford, so that could not have been her motive for
-settling there. Miss Matty thought it might have been the hope of
-being admitted into the society of the place, which would certainly
-be a very agreeable rise for ci-devant Miss Hoggins; and if this
-had been her hope it would be cruel to disappoint her.
-
-So everybody called upon Mrs Fitz-Adam--everybody but Mrs Jamieson,
-who used to show how honourable she was by never seeing Mrs Fitz-
-Adam when they met at the Cranford parties. There would be only
-eight or ten ladies in the room, and Mrs Fitz-Adam was the largest
-of all, and she invariably used to stand up when Mrs Jamieson came
-in, and curtsey very low to her whenever she turned in her
-direction--so low, in fact, that I think Mrs Jamieson must have
-looked at the wall above her, for she never moved a muscle of her
-face, no more than if she had not seen her. Still Mrs Fitz-Adam
-persevered.
-
-The spring evenings were getting bright and long when three or four
-ladies in calashes met at Miss Barker's door. Do you know what a
-calash is? It is a covering worn over caps, not unlike the heads
-fastened on old-fashioned gigs; but sometimes it is not quite so
-large. This kind of head-gear always made an awful impression on
-the children in Cranford; and now two or three left off their play
-in the quiet sunny little street, and gathered in wondering silence
-round Miss Pole, Miss Matty, and myself. We were silent too, so
-that we could hear loud, suppressed whispers inside Miss Barker's
-house: "Wait, Peggy! wait till I've run upstairs and washed my
-hands. When I cough, open the door; I'll not be a minute."
-
-And, true enough it was not a minute before we heard a noise,
-between a sneeze and a crow; on which the door flew open. Behind
-it stood a round-eyed maiden, all aghast at the honourable company
-of calashes, who marched in without a word. She recovered presence
-of mind enough to usher us into a small room, which had been the
-shop, but was now converted into a temporary dressing-room. There
-we unpinned and shook ourselves, and arranged our features before
-the glass into a sweet and gracious company-face; and then, bowing
-backwards with "After you, ma'am," we allowed Mrs Forrester to take
-precedence up the narrow staircase that led to Miss Barker's
-drawing-room. There she sat, as stately and composed as though we
-had never heard that odd-sounding cough, from which her throat must
-have been even then sore and rough. Kind, gentle, shabbily-dressed
-Mrs Forrester was immediately conducted to the second place of
-honour--a seat arranged something like Prince Albert's near the
-Queen's--good, but not so good. The place of pre-eminence was, of
-course, reserved for the Honourable Mrs Jamieson, who presently
-came panting up the stairs--Carlo rushing round her on her
-progress, as if he meant to trip her up.
-
-And now Miss Betty Barker was a proud and happy woman! She stirred
-the fire, and shut the door, and sat as near to it as she could,
-quite on the edge of her chair. When Peggy came in, tottering
-under the weight of the tea-tray, I noticed that Miss Barker was
-sadly afraid lest Peggy should not keep her distance sufficiently.
-She and her mistress were on very familiar terms in their every-day
-intercourse, and Peggy wanted now to make several little
-confidences to her, which Miss Barker was on thorns to hear, but
-which she thought it her duty, as a lady, to repress. So she
-turned away from all Peggy's asides and signs; but she made one or
-two very malapropos answers to what was said; and at last, seized
-with a bright idea, she exclaimed, "Poor, sweet Carlo! I'm
-forgetting him. Come downstairs with me, poor ittie doggie, and it
-shall have its tea, it shall!"
-
-In a few minutes she returned, bland and benignant as before; but I
-thought she had forgotten to give the "poor ittie doggie" anything
-to eat, judging by the avidity with which he swallowed down chance
-pieces of cake. The tea-tray was abundantly loaded--I was pleased
-to see it, I was so hungry; but I was afraid the ladies present
-might think it vulgarly heaped up. I know they would have done at
-their own houses; but somehow the heaps disappeared here. I saw
-Mrs Jamieson eating seed-cake, slowly and considerately, as she did
-everything; and I was rather surprised, for I knew she had told us,
-on the occasion of her last party, that she never had it in her
-house, it reminded her so much of scented soap. She always gave us
-Savoy biscuits. However, Mrs Jamieson was kindly indulgent to Miss
-Barker's want of knowledge of the customs of high life; and, to
-spare her feelings, ate three large pieces of seed-cake, with a
-placid, ruminating expression of countenance, not unlike a cow's.
-
-After tea there was some little demur and difficulty. We were six
-in number; four could play at Preference, and for the other two
-there was Cribbage. But all, except myself (I was rather afraid of
-the Cranford ladies at cards, for it was the most earnest and
-serious business they ever engaged in), were anxious to be of the
-"pool." Even Miss Barker, while declaring she did not know
-Spadille from Manille, was evidently hankering to take a hand. The
-dilemma was soon put an end to by a singular kind of noise. If a
-baron's daughter-in-law could ever be supposed to snore, I should
-have said Mrs Jamieson did so then; for, overcome by the heat of
-the room, and inclined to doze by nature, the temptation of that
-very comfortable arm-chair had been too much for her, and Mrs
-Jamieson was nodding. Once or twice she opened her eyes with an
-effort, and calmly but unconsciously smiled upon us; but by-and-by,
-even her benevolence was not equal to this exertion, and she was
-sound asleep.
-
-"It is very gratifying to me," whispered Miss Barker at the card-
-table to her three opponents, whom, notwithstanding her ignorance
-of the game, she was "basting" most unmercifully--"very gratifying
-indeed, to see how completely Mrs Jamieson feels at home in my poor
-little dwelling; she could not have paid me a greater compliment."
-
-Miss Barker provided me with some literature in the shape of three
-or four handsomely-bound fashion-books ten or twelve years old,
-observing, as she put a little table and a candle for my especial
-benefit, that she knew young people liked to look at pictures.
-Carlo lay and snorted, and started at his mistress's feet. He,
-too, was quite at home.
-
-The card-table was an animated scene to watch; four ladies' heads,
-with niddle-noddling caps, all nearly meeting over the middle of
-the table in their eagerness to whisper quick enough and loud
-enough: and every now and then came Miss Barker's "Hush, ladies!
-if you please, hush! Mrs Jamieson is asleep."
-
-It was very difficult to steer clear between Mrs Forrester's
-deafness and Mrs Jamieson's sleepiness. But Miss Barker managed
-her arduous task well. She repeated the whisper to Mrs Forrester,
-distorting her face considerably, in order to show, by the motions
-of her lips, what was said; and then she smiled kindly all round at
-us, and murmured to herself, "Very gratifying, indeed; I wish my
-poor sister had been alive to see this day."
-
-Presently the door was thrown wide open; Carlo started to his feet,
-with a loud snapping bark, and Mrs Jamieson awoke: or, perhaps,
-she had not been asleep--as she said almost directly, the room had
-been so light she had been glad to keep her eyes shut, but had been
-listening with great interest to all our amusing and agreeable
-conversation. Peggy came in once more, red with importance.
-Another tray! "Oh, gentility!" thought I, "can yon endure this
-last shock?" For Miss Barker had ordered (nay, I doubt not,
-prepared, although she did say, "Why, Peggy, what have you brought
-us?" and looked pleasantly surprised at the unexpected pleasure)
-all sorts of good things for supper--scalloped oysters, potted
-lobsters, jelly, a dish called "little Cupids" (which was in great
-favour with the Cranford ladies, although too expensive to be
-given, except on solemn and state occasions--macaroons sopped in
-brandy, I should have called it, if I had not known its more
-refined and classical name). In short, we were evidently to be
-feasted with all that was sweetest and best; and we thought it
-better to submit graciously, even at the cost of our gentility--
-which never ate suppers in general, but which, like most non-
-supper-eaters, was particularly hungry on all special occasions.
-
-Miss Barker, in her former sphere, had, I daresay, been made
-acquainted with the beverage they call cherry-brandy. We none of
-us had ever seen such a thing, and rather shrank back when she
-proffered it us--"just a little, leetle glass, ladies; after the
-oysters and lobsters, you know. Shell-fish are sometimes thought
-not very wholesome." We all shook our heads like female mandarins;
-but, at last, Mrs Jamieson suffered herself to be persuaded, and we
-followed her lead. It was not exactly unpalatable, though so hot
-and so strong that we thought ourselves bound to give evidence that
-we were not accustomed to such things by coughing terribly--almost
-as strangely as Miss Barker had done, before we were admitted by
-Peggy.
-
-"It's very strong," said Miss Pole, as she put down her empty
-glass; "I do believe there's spirit in it."
-
-"Only a little drop--just necessary to make it keep," said Miss
-Barker. "You know we put brandy-pepper over our preserves to make
-them keep. I often feel tipsy myself from eating damson tart."
-
-I question whether damson tart would have opened Mrs Jamieson's
-heart as the cherry-brandy did; but she told us of a coming event,
-respecting which she had been quite silent till that moment.
-
-"My sister-in-law, Lady Glenmire, is coming to stay with me."
-
-There was a chorus of "Indeed!" and then a pause. Each one rapidly
-reviewed her wardrobe, as to its fitness to appear in the presence
-of a baron's widow; for, of course, a series of small festivals
-were always held in Cranford on the arrival of a visitor at any of
-our friends' houses. We felt very pleasantly excited on the
-present occasion.
-
-Not long after this the maids and the lanterns were announced. Mrs
-Jamieson had the sedan-chair, which had squeezed itself into Miss
-Barker's narrow lobby with some difficulty, and most literally
-"stopped the way." It required some skilful manoeuvring on the
-part of the old chairmen (shoemakers by day, but when summoned to
-carry the sedan dressed up in a strange old livery--long great-
-coats, with small capes, coeval with the sedan, and similar to the
-dress of the class in Hogarth's pictures) to edge, and back, and
-try at it again, and finally to succeed in carrying their burden
-out of Miss Barker's front door. Then we heard their quick pit-a-
-pat along the quiet little street as we put on our calashes and
-pinned up our gowns; Miss Barker hovering about us with offers of
-help, which, if she had not remembered her former occupation, and
-wished us to forget it, would have been much more pressing.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII--"YOUR LADYSHIP"
-
-
-
-Early the next morning--directly after twelve--Miss Pole made her
-appearance at Miss Matty's. Some very trifling piece of business
-was alleged as a reason for the call; but there was evidently
-something behind. At last out it came.
-
-"By the way, you'll think I'm strangely ignorant; but, do you
-really know, I am puzzled how we ought to address Lady Glenmire.
-Do you say, 'Your Ladyship,' where you would say 'you' to a common
-person? I have been puzzling all morning; and are we to say 'My
-Lady,' instead of 'Ma'am?' Now you knew Lady Arley--will you
-kindly tell me the most correct way of speaking to the peerage?"
-
-Poor Miss Matty! she took off her spectacles and she put them on
-again--but how Lady Arley was addressed, she could not remember.
-
-"It is so long ago," she said. "Dear! dear! how stupid I am! I
-don't think I ever saw her more than twice. I know we used to call
-Sir Peter, 'Sir Peter'--but he came much oftener to see us than
-Lady Arley did. Deborah would have known in a minute. 'My lady'--
-'your ladyship.' It sounds very strange, and as if it was not
-natural. I never thought of it before; but, now you have named it,
-I am all in a puzzle."
-
-It was very certain Miss Pole would obtain no wise decision from
-Miss Matty, who got more bewildered every moment, and more
-perplexed as to etiquettes of address.
-
-"Well, I really think," said Miss Pole, "I had better just go and
-tell Mrs Forrester about our little difficulty. One sometimes
-grows nervous; and yet one would not have Lady Glenmire think we
-were quite ignorant of the etiquettes of high life in Cranford."
-
-"And will you just step in here, dear Miss Pole, as you come back,
-please, and tell me what you decide upon? Whatever you and Mrs
-Forrester fix upon, will be quite right, I'm sure. 'Lady Arley,'
-'Sir Peter,'" said Miss Matty to herself, trying to recall the old
-forms of words.
-
-"Who is Lady Glenmire?" asked I.
-
-"Oh, she's the widow of Mr Jamieson--that's Mrs Jamieson's late
-husband, you know--widow of his eldest brother. Mrs Jamieson was a
-Miss Walker, daughter of Governor Walker. 'Your ladyship.' My
-dear, if they fix on that way of speaking, you must just let me
-practice a little on you first, for I shall feel so foolish and hot
-saying it the first time to Lady Glenmire."
-
-It was really a relief to Miss Matty when Mrs Jamieson came on a
-very unpolite errand. I notice that apathetic people have more
-quiet impertinence than others; and Mrs Jamieson came now to
-insinuate pretty plainly that she did not particularly wish that
-the Cranford ladies should call upon her sister-in-law. I can
-hardly say how she made this clear; for I grew very indignant and
-warm, while with slow deliberation she was explaining her wishes to
-Miss Matty, who, a true lady herself, could hardly understand the
-feeling which made Mrs Jamieson wish to appear to her noble sister-
-in-law as if she only visited "county" families. Miss Matty
-remained puzzled and perplexed long after I had found out the
-object of Mrs Jamieson's visit.
-
-When she did understand the drift of the honourable lady's call, it
-was pretty to see with what quiet dignity she received the
-intimation thus uncourteously given. She was not in the least
-hurt--she was of too gentle a spirit for that; nor was she exactly
-conscious of disapproving of Mrs Jamieson's conduct; but there was
-something of this feeling in her mind, I am sure, which made her
-pass from the subject to others in a less flurried and more
-composed manner than usual. Mrs Jamieson was, indeed, the more
-flurried of the two, and I could see she was glad to take her
-leave.
-
-A little while afterwards Miss Pole returned, red and indignant.
-"Well! to be sure! You've had Mrs Jamieson here, I find from
-Martha; and we are not to call on Lady Glenmire. Yes! I met Mrs
-Jamieson, half-way between here and Mrs Forrester's, and she told
-me; she took me so by surprise, I had nothing to say. I wish I had
-thought of something very sharp and sarcastic; I dare say I shall
-to-night. And Lady Glenmire is but the widow of a Scotch baron
-after all! I went on to look at Mrs Forrester's Peerage, to see
-who this lady was, that is to be kept under a glass case: widow of
-a Scotch peer--never sat in the House of Lords--and as poor as job,
-I dare say; and she--fifth daughter of some Mr Campbell or other.
-You are the daughter of a rector, at any rate, and related to the
-Arleys; and Sir Peter might have been Viscount Arley, every one
-says."
-
-Miss Matty tried to soothe Miss Pole, but in vain. That lady,
-usually so kind and good-humoured, was now in a full flow of anger.
-
-"And I went and ordered a cap this morning, to be quite ready,"
-said she at last, letting out the secret which gave sting to Mrs
-Jamieson's intimation. "Mrs Jamieson shall see if it is so easy to
-get me to make fourth at a pool when she has none of her fine
-Scotch relations with her!"
-
-In coming out of church, the first Sunday on which Lady Glenmire
-appeared in Cranford, we sedulously talked together, and turned our
-backs on Mrs Jamieson and her guest. If we might not call on her,
-we would not even look at her, though we were dying with curiosity
-to know what she was like. We had the comfort of questioning
-Martha in the afternoon. Martha did not belong to a sphere of
-society whose observation could be an implied compliment to Lady
-Glenmire, and Martha had made good use of her eyes.
-
-"Well, ma'am! is it the little lady with Mrs Jamieson, you mean? I
-thought you would like more to know how young Mrs Smith was
-dressed; her being a bride." (Mrs Smith was the butcher's wife).
-
-Miss Pole said, "Good gracious me! as if we cared about a Mrs
-Smith;" but was silent as Martha resumed her speech.
-
-"The little lady in Mrs Jamieson's pew had on, ma'am, rather an old
-black silk, and a shepherd's plaid cloak, ma'am, and very bright
-black eyes she had, ma'am, and a pleasant, sharp face; not over
-young, ma'am, but yet, I should guess, younger than Mrs Jamieson
-herself. She looked up and down the church, like a bird, and
-nipped up her petticoats, when she came out, as quick and sharp as
-ever I see. I'll tell you what, ma'am, she's more like Mrs Deacon,
-at the 'Coach and Horses,' nor any one."
-
-"Hush, Martha!" said Miss Matty, "that's not respectful."
-
-"Isn't it, ma'am? I beg pardon, I'm sure; but Jem Hearn said so as
-well. He said, she was just such a sharp, stirring sort of a body"
--
-
-"Lady," said Miss Pole.
-
-"Lady--as Mrs Deacon."
-
-Another Sunday passed away, and we still averted our eyes from Mrs
-Jamieson and her guest, and made remarks to ourselves that we
-thought were very severe--almost too much so. Miss Matty was
-evidently uneasy at our sarcastic manner of speaking.
-
-Perhaps by this time Lady Glenmire had found out that Mrs
-Jamieson's was not the gayest, liveliest house in the world;
-perhaps Mrs Jamieson had found out that most of the county families
-were in London, and that those who remained in the country were not
-so alive as they might have been to the circumstance of Lady
-Glenmire being in their neighbourhood. Great events spring out of
-small causes; so I will not pretend to say what induced Mrs
-Jamieson to alter her determination of excluding the Cranford
-ladies, and send notes of invitation all round for a small party on
-the following Tuesday. Mr Mulliner himself brought them round. He
-WOULD always ignore the fact of there being a back-door to any
-house, and gave a louder rat-tat than his mistress, Mrs Jamieson.
-He had three little notes, which he carried in a large basket, in
-order to impress his mistress with an idea of their great weight,
-though they might easily have gone into his waistcoat pocket.
-
-Miss Matty and I quietly decided that we would have a previous
-engagement at home: it was the evening on which Miss Matty usually
-made candle-lighters of all the notes and letters of the week; for
-on Mondays her accounts were always made straight--not a penny
-owing from the week before; so, by a natural arrangement, making
-candle-lighters fell upon a Tuesday evening, and gave us a
-legitimate excuse for declining Mrs Jamieson's invitation. But
-before our answer was written, in came Miss Pole, with an open note
-in her hand.
-
-"So!" she said. "Ah! I see you have got your note, too. Better
-late than never. I could have told my Lady Glenmire she would be
-glad enough of our society before a fortnight was over."
-
-"Yes," said Miss Matty, "we're asked for Tuesday evening. And
-perhaps you would just kindly bring your work across and drink tea
-with us that night. It is my usual regular time for looking over
-the last week's bills, and notes, and letters, and making candle-
-lighters of them; but that does not seem quite reason enough for
-saying I have a previous engagement at home, though I meant to make
-it do. Now, if you would come, my conscience would be quite at
-ease, and luckily the note is not written yet."
-
-I saw Miss Pole's countenance change while Miss Matty was speaking.
-
-"Don't you mean to go then?" asked she.
-
-"Oh, no!" said, Miss Matty quietly. "You don't either, I suppose?"
-
-"I don't know," replied Miss Pole. "Yes, I think I do," said she,
-rather briskly; and on seeing Miss Matty look surprised, she added,
-"You see, one would not like Mrs Jamieson to think that anything
-she could do, or say, was of consequence enough to give offence; it
-would be a kind of letting down of ourselves, that I, for one,
-should not like. It would be too flattering to Mrs Jamieson if we
-allowed her to suppose that what she had said affected us a week,
-nay ten days afterwards."
-
-"Well! I suppose it is wrong to be hurt and annoyed so long about
-anything; and, perhaps, after all, she did not mean to vex us. But
-I must say, I could not have brought myself to say the things Mrs
-Jamieson did about our not calling. I really don't think I shall
-go."
-
-"Oh, come! Miss Matty, you must go; you know our friend Mrs
-Jamieson is much more phlegmatic than most people, and does not
-enter into the little delicacies of feeling which you possess in so
-remarkable a degree."
-
-"I thought you possessed them, too, that day Mrs Jamieson called to
-tell us not to go," said Miss Matty innocently.
-
-But Miss Pole, in addition to her delicacies of feeling, possessed
-a very smart cap, which she was anxious to show to an admiring
-world; and so she seemed to forget all her angry words uttered not
-a fortnight before, and to be ready to act on what she called the
-great Christian principle of "Forgive and forget"; and she lectured
-dear Miss Matty so long on this head that she absolutely ended by
-assuring her it was her duty, as a deceased rector's daughter, to
-buy a new cap and go to the party at Mrs Jamieson's. So "we were
-most happy to accept," instead of "regretting that we were obliged
-to decline."
-
-The expenditure on dress in Cranford was principally in that one
-article referred to. If the heads were buried in smart new caps,
-the ladies were like ostriches, and cared not what became of their
-bodies. Old gowns, white and venerable collars, any number of
-brooches, up and down and everywhere (some with dogs' eyes painted
-in them; some that were like small picture-frames with mausoleums
-and weeping-willows neatly executed in hair inside; some, again,
-with miniatures of ladies and gentlemen sweetly smiling out of a
-nest of stiff muslin), old brooches for a permanent ornament, and
-new caps to suit the fashion of the day--the ladies of Cranford
-always dressed with chaste elegance and propriety, as Miss Barker
-once prettily expressed it.
-
-And with three new caps, and a greater array of brooches than had
-ever been seen together at one time since Cranford was a town, did
-Mrs Forrester, and Miss Matty, and Miss Pole appear on that
-memorable Tuesday evening. I counted seven brooches myself on Miss
-Pole's dress. Two were fixed negligently in her cap (one was a
-butterfly made of Scotch pebbles, which a vivid imagination might
-believe to be the real insect); one fastened her net neckerchief;
-one her collar; one ornamented the front of her gown, midway
-between her throat and waist; and another adorned the point of her
-stomacher. Where the seventh was I have forgotten, but it was
-somewhere about her, I am sure.
-
-But I am getting on too fast, in describing the dresses of the
-company. I should first relate the gathering on the way to Mrs
-Jamieson's. That lady lived in a large house just outside the
-town. A road which had known what it was to be a street ran right
-before the house, which opened out upon it without any intervening
-garden or court. Whatever the sun was about, he never shone on the
-front of that house. To be sure, the living-rooms were at the
-back, looking on to a pleasant garden; the front windows only
-belonged to kitchens and housekeepers' rooms, and pantries, and in
-one of them Mr Mulliner was reported to sit. Indeed, looking
-askance, we often saw the back of a head covered with hair powder,
-which also extended itself over his coat-collar down to his very
-waist; and this imposing back was always engaged in reading the St
-James's Chronicle, opened wide, which, in some degree, accounted
-for the length of time the said newspaper was in reaching us--equal
-subscribers with Mrs Jamieson, though, in right of her
-honourableness, she always had the reading of it first. This very
-Tuesday, the delay in forwarding the last number had been
-particularly aggravating; just when both Miss Pole and Miss Matty,
-the former more especially, had been wanting to see it, in order to
-coach up the Court news ready for the evening's interview with
-aristocracy. Miss Pole told us she had absolutely taken time by
-the forelock, and been dressed by five o'clock, in order to be
-ready if the St James's Chronicle should come in at the last
-moment--the very St James's Chronicle which the powdered head was
-tranquilly and composedly reading as we passed the accustomed
-window this evening.
-
-"The impudence of the man!" said Miss Pole, in a low indignant
-whisper. "I should like to ask him whether his mistress pays her
-quarter-share for his exclusive use."
-
-We looked at her in admiration of the courage of her thought; for
-Mr Mulliner was an object of great awe to all of us. He seemed
-never to have forgotten his condescension in coming to live at
-Cranford. Miss Jenkyns, at times, had stood forth as the undaunted
-champion of her sex, and spoken to him on terms of equality; but
-even Miss Jenkyns could get no higher. In his pleasantest and most
-gracious moods he looked like a sulky cockatoo. He did not speak
-except in gruff monosyllables. He would wait in the hall when we
-begged him not to wait, and then look deeply offended because we
-had kept him there, while, with trembling, hasty hands we prepared
-ourselves for appearing in company.
-
-Miss Pole ventured on a small joke as we went upstairs, intended,
-though addressed to us, to afford Mr Mulliner some slight
-amusement. We all smiled, in order to seem as if we felt at our
-ease, and timidly looked for Mr Mulliner's sympathy. Not a muscle
-of that wooden face had relaxed; and we were grave in an instant.
-
-Mrs Jamieson's drawing-room was cheerful; the evening sun came
-streaming into it, and the large square window was clustered round
-with flowers. The furniture was white and gold; not the later
-style, Louis Quatorze, I think they call it, all shells and twirls;
-no, Mrs Jamieson's chairs and tables had not a curve or bend about
-them. The chair and table legs diminished as they neared the
-ground, and were straight and square in all their corners. The
-chairs were all a-row against the walls, with the exception of four
-or five which stood in a circle round the fire. They were railed
-with white bars across the back and knobbed with gold; neither the
-railings nor the knobs invited to ease. There was a japanned table
-devoted to literature, on which lay a Bible, a Peerage, and a
-Prayer-Book. There was another square Pembroke table dedicated to
-the Fine Arts, on which were a kaleidoscope, conversation-cards,
-puzzle-cards (tied together to an interminable length with faded
-pink satin ribbon), and a box painted in fond imitation of the
-drawings which decorate tea-chests. Carlo lay on the worsted-
-worked rug, and ungraciously barked at us as we entered. Mrs
-Jamieson stood up, giving us each a torpid smile of welcome, and
-looking helplessly beyond us at Mr Mulliner, as if she hoped he
-would place us in chairs, for, if he did not, she never could. I
-suppose he thought we could find our way to the circle round the
-fire, which reminded me of Stonehenge, I don't know why. Lady
-Glenmire came to the rescue of our hostess, and, somehow or other,
-we found ourselves for the first time placed agreeably, and not
-formally, in Mrs Jamieson's house. Lady Glenmire, now we had time
-to look at her, proved to be a bright little woman of middle age,
-who had been very pretty in the days of her youth, and who was even
-yet very pleasant-looking. I saw Miss Pole appraising her dress in
-the first five minutes, and I take her word when she said the next
-day -
-
-"My dear! ten pounds would have purchased every stitch she had on--
-lace and all."
-
-It was pleasant to suspect that a peeress could be poor, and partly
-reconciled us to the fact that her husband had never sat in the
-House of Lords; which, when we first heard of it, seemed a kind of
-swindling us out of our prospects on false pretences; a sort of "A
-Lord and No Lord" business.
-
-We were all very silent at first. We were thinking what we could
-talk about, that should be high enough to interest My Lady. There
-had been a rise in the price of sugar, which, as preserving-time
-was near, was a piece of intelligence to all our house-keeping
-hearts, and would have been the natural topic if Lady Glenmire had
-not been by. But we were not sure if the peerage ate preserves--
-much less knew how they were made. At last, Miss Pole, who had
-always a great deal of courage and savoir faire, spoke to Lady
-Glenmire, who on her part had seemed just as much puzzled to know
-how to break the silence as we were.
-
-"Has your ladyship been to Court lately?" asked she; and then gave
-a little glance round at us, half timid and half triumphant, as
-much as to say, "See how judiciously I have chosen a subject
-befitting the rank of the stranger."
-
-"I never was there in my life," said Lady Glenmire, with a broad
-Scotch accent, but in a very sweet voice. And then, as if she had
-been too abrupt, she added: "We very seldom went to London--only
-twice, in fact, during all my married life; and before I was
-married my father had far too large a family" (fifth daughter of Mr
-Campbell was in all our minds, I am sure) "to take us often from
-our home, even to Edinburgh. Ye'll have been in Edinburgh, maybe?"
-said she, suddenly brightening up with the hope of a common
-interest. We had none of us been there; but Miss Pole had an uncle
-who once had passed a night there, which was very pleasant.
-
-Mrs Jamieson, meanwhile, was absorbed in wonder why Mr Mulliner did
-not bring the tea; and at length the wonder oozed out of her mouth.
-
-"I had better ring the bell, my dear, had not I?" said Lady
-Glenmire briskly.
-
-"No--I think not--Mulliner does not like to be hurried."
-
-We should have liked our tea, for we dined at an earlier hour than
-Mrs Jamieson. I suspect Mr Mulliner had to finish the St James's
-Chronicle before he chose to trouble himself about tea. His
-mistress fidgeted and fidgeted, and kept saying, I can't think why
-Mulliner does not bring tea. I can't think what he can be about."
-And Lady Glenmire at last grew quite impatient, but it was a pretty
-kind of impatience after all; and she rang the bell rather sharply,
-on receiving a half-permission from her sister-in-law to do so. Mr
-Mulliner appeared in dignified surprise. "Oh!" said Mrs Jamieson,
-"Lady Glenmire rang the bell; I believe it was for tea."
-
-In a few minutes tea was brought. Very delicate was the china,
-very old the plate, very thin the bread and butter, and very small
-the lumps of sugar. Sugar was evidently Mrs Jamieson's favourite
-economy. I question if the little filigree sugar-tongs, made
-something like scissors, could have opened themselves wide enough
-to take up an honest, vulgar good-sized piece; and when I tried to
-seize two little minnikin pieces at once, so as not to be detected
-in too many returns to the sugar-basin, they absolutely dropped
-one, with a little sharp clatter, quite in a malicious and
-unnatural manner. But before this happened we had had a slight
-disappointment. In the little silver jug was cream, in the larger
-one was milk. As soon as Mr Mulliner came in, Carlo began to beg,
-which was a thing our manners forebade us to do, though I am sure
-we were just as hungry; and Mrs Jamieson said she was certain we
-would excuse her if she gave her poor dumb Carlo his tea first.
-She accordingly mixed a saucerful for him, and put it down for him
-to lap; and then she told us how intelligent and sensible the dear
-little fellow was; he knew cream quite well, and constantly refused
-tea with only milk in it: so the milk was left for us; but we
-silently thought we were quite as intelligent and sensible as
-Carlo, and felt as if insult were added to injury when we were
-called upon to admire the gratitude evinced by his wagging his tail
-for the cream which should have been ours.
-
-After tea we thawed down into common-life subjects. We were
-thankful to Lady Glenmire for having proposed some more bread and
-butter, and this mutual want made us better acquainted with her
-than we should ever have been with talking about the Court, though
-Miss Pole did say she had hoped to know how the dear Queen was from
-some one who had seen her.
-
-The friendship begun over bread and butter extended on to cards.
-Lady Glenmire played Preference to admiration, and was a complete
-authority as to Ombre and Quadrille. Even Miss Pole quite forgot
-to say "my lady," and "your ladyship," and said "Basto! ma'am";
-"you have Spadille, I believe," just as quietly as if we had never
-held the great Cranford Parliament on the subject of the proper
-mode of addressing a peeress.
-
-As a proof of how thoroughly we had forgotten that we were in the
-presence of one who might have sat down to tea with a coronet,
-instead of a cap, on her head, Mrs Forrester related a curious
-little fact to Lady Glenmire--an anecdote known to the circle of
-her intimate friends, but of which even Mrs Jamieson was not aware.
-It related to some fine old lace, the sole relic of better days,
-which Lady Glenmire was admiring on Mrs Forrester's collar.
-
-"Yes," said that lady, "such lace cannot be got now for either love
-or money; made by the nuns abroad, they tell me. They say that
-they can't make it now even there. But perhaps they can, now
-they've passed the Catholic Emancipation Bill. I should not
-wonder. But, in the meantime, I treasure up my lace very much. I
-daren't even trust the washing of it to my maid" (the little
-charity school-girl I have named before, but who sounded well as
-"my maid"). "I always wash it myself. And once it had a narrow
-escape. Of course, your ladyship knows that such lace must never
-be starched or ironed. Some people wash it in sugar and water, and
-some in coffee, to make it the right yellow colour; but I myself
-have a very good receipt for washing it in milk, which stiffens it
-enough, and gives it a very good creamy colour. Well, ma'am, I had
-tacked it together (and the beauty of this fine lace is that, when
-it is wet, it goes into a very little space), and put it to soak in
-milk, when, unfortunately, I left the room; on my return, I found
-pussy on the table, looking very like a thief, but gulping very
-uncomfortably, as if she was half-chocked with something she wanted
-to swallow and could not. And, would you believe it? At first I
-pitied her, and said 'Poor pussy! poor pussy!' till, all at once, I
-looked and saw the cup of milk empty--cleaned out! 'You naughty
-cat!' said I, and I believe I was provoked enough to give her a
-slap, which did no good, but only helped the lace down--just as one
-slaps a choking child on the back. I could have cried, I was so
-vexed; but I determined I would not give the lace up without a
-struggle for it. I hoped the lace might disagree with her, at any
-rate; but it would have been too much for Job, if he had seen, as I
-did, that cat come in, quite placid and purring, not a quarter of
-an hour after, and almost expecting to be stroked. 'No, pussy!'
-said I, 'if you have any conscience you ought not to expect that!'
-And then a thought struck me; and I rang the bell for my maid, and
-sent her to Mr Hoggins, with my compliments, and would he be kind
-enough to lend me one of his top-boots for an hour? I did not
-think there was anything odd in the message; but Jenny said the
-young men in the surgery laughed as if they would be ill at my
-wanting a top-boot. When it came, Jenny and I put pussy in, with
-her forefeet straight down, so that they were fastened, and could
-not scratch, and we gave her a teaspoonful of current-jelly in
-which (your ladyship must excuse me) I had mixed some tartar
-emetic. I shall never forget how anxious I was for the next half-
-hour. I took pussy to my own room, and spread a clean towel on the
-floor. I could have kissed her when she returned the lace to
-sight, very much as it had gone down. Jenny had boiling water
-ready, and we soaked it and soaked it, and spread it on a lavender-
-bush in the sun before I could touch it again, even to put it in
-milk. But now your ladyship would never guess that it had been in
-pussy's inside."
-
-We found out, in the course of the evening, that Lady Glenmire was
-going to pay Mrs Jamieson a long visit, as she had given up her
-apartments in Edinburgh, and had no ties to take her back there in
-a hurry. On the whole, we were rather glad to hear this, for she
-had made a pleasant impression upon us; and it was also very
-comfortable to find, from things which dropped out in the course of
-conversation, that, in addition to many other genteel qualities,
-she was far removed from the "vulgarity of wealth."
-
-"Don't you find it very unpleasant walking?" asked Mrs Jamieson, as
-our respective servants were announced. It was a pretty regular
-question from Mrs Jamieson, who had her own carriage in the coach-
-house, and always went out in a sedan-chair to the very shortest
-distances. The answers were nearly as much a matter of course.
-
-"Oh dear, no! it is so pleasant and still at night!" "Such a
-refreshment after the excitement of a party!" "The stars are so
-beautiful!" This last was from Miss Matty.
-
-"Are you fond of astronomy?" Lady Glenmire asked.
-
-"Not very," replied Miss Matty, rather confused at the moment to
-remember which was astronomy and which was astrology--but the
-answer was true under either circumstance, for she read, and was
-slightly alarmed at Francis Moore's astrological predictions; and,
-as to astronomy, in a private and confidential conversation, she
-had told me she never could believe that the earth was moving
-constantly, and that she would not believe it if she could, it made
-her feel so tired and dizzy whenever she thought about it.
-
-In our pattens we picked our way home with extra care that night,
-so refined and delicate were our perceptions after drinking tea
-with "my lady."
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX--SIGNOR BRUNONI
-
-
-
-Soon after the events of which I gave an account in my last paper,
-I was summoned home by my father's illness; and for a time I
-forgot, in anxiety about him, to wonder how my dear friends at
-Cranford were getting on, or how Lady Glenmire could reconcile
-herself to the dulness of the long visit which she was still paying
-to her sister-in-law, Mrs Jamieson. When my father grew a little
-stronger I accompanied him to the seaside, so that altogether I
-seemed banished from Cranford, and was deprived of the opportunity
-of hearing any chance intelligence of the dear little town for the
-greater part of that year.
-
-Late in November--when we had returned home again, and my father
-was once more in good health--I received a letter from Miss Matty;
-and a very mysterious letter it was. She began many sentences
-without ending them, running them one into another, in much the
-same confused sort of way in which written words run together on
-blotting-paper. All I could make out was that, if my father was
-better (which she hoped he was), and would take warning and wear a
-great-coat from Michaelmas to Lady-day, if turbans were in fashion,
-could I tell her? Such a piece of gaiety was going to happen as
-had not been seen or known of since Wombwell's lions came, when one
-of them ate a little child's arm; and she was, perhaps, too old to
-care about dress, but a new cap she must have; and, having heard
-that turbans were worn, and some of the county families likely to
-come, she would like to look tidy, if I would bring her a cap from
-the milliner I employed; and oh, dear! how careless of her to
-forget that she wrote to beg I would come and pay her a visit next
-Tuesday; when she hoped to have something to offer me in the way of
-amusement, which she would not now more particularly describe, only
-sea-green was her favourite colour. So she ended her letter; but
-in a P.S. she added, she thought she might as well tell me what was
-the peculiar attraction to Cranford just now; Signor Brunoni was
-going to exhibit his wonderful magic in the Cranford Assembly Rooms
-on Wednesday and Friday evening in the following week.
-
-I was very glad to accept the invitation from my dear Miss Matty,
-independently of the conjuror, and most particularly anxious to
-prevent her from disfiguring her small, gentle, mousey face with a
-great Saracen's head turban; and accordingly, I bought her a
-pretty, neat, middle-aged cap, which, however, was rather a
-disappointment to her when, on my arrival, she followed me into my
-bedroom, ostensibly to poke the fire, but in reality, I do believe,
-to see if the sea-green turban was not inside the cap-box with
-which I had travelled. It was in vain that I twirled the cap round
-on my hand to exhibit back and side fronts: her heart had been set
-upon a turban, and all she could do was to say, with resignation in
-her look and voice -
-
-"I am sure you did your best, my dear. It is just like the caps
-all the ladies in Cranford are wearing, and they have had theirs
-for a year, I dare say. I should have liked something newer, I
-confess--something more like the turbans Miss Betty Barker tells me
-Queen Adelaide wears; but it is very pretty, my dear. And I dare
-say lavender will wear better than sea-green. Well, after all,
-what is dress, that we should care anything about it? You'll tell
-me if you want anything, my dear. Here is the bell. I suppose
-turbans have not got down to Drumble yet?"
-
-So saying, the dear old lady gently bemoaned herself out of the
-room, leaving me to dress for the evening, when, as she informed
-me, she expected Miss Pole and Mrs Forrester, and she hoped I
-should not feel myself too much tired to join the party. Of course
-I should not; and I made some haste to unpack and arrange my dress;
-but, with all my speed, I heard the arrivals and the buzz of
-conversation in the next room before I was ready. Just as I opened
-the door, I caught the words, "I was foolish to expect anything
-very genteel out of the Drumble shops; poor girl! she did her best,
-I've no doubt." But, for all that, I had rather that she blamed
-Drumble and me than disfigured herself with a turban.
-
-Miss Pole was always the person, in the trio of Cranford ladies now
-assembled, to have had adventures. She was in the habit of
-spending the morning in rambling from shop to shop, not to purchase
-anything (except an occasional reel of cotton or a piece of tape),
-but to see the new articles and report upon them, and to collect
-all the stray pieces of intelligence in the town. She had a way,
-too, of demurely popping hither and thither into all sorts of
-places to gratify her curiosity on any point--a way which, if she
-had not looked so very genteel and prim, might have been considered
-impertinent. And now, by the expressive way in which she cleared
-her throat, and waited for all minor subjects (such as caps and
-turbans) to be cleared off the course, we knew she had something
-very particular to relate, when the due pause came--and I defy any
-people possessed of common modesty to keep up a conversation long,
-where one among them sits up aloft in silence, looking down upon
-all the things they chance to say as trivial and contemptible
-compared to what they could disclose, if properly entreated. Miss
-Pole began -
-
-"As I was stepping out of Gordon's shop to-day, I chanced to go
-into the 'George' (my Betty has a second-cousin who is chambermaid
-there, and I thought Betty would like to hear how she was), and,
-not seeing anyone about, I strolled up the staircase, and found
-myself in the passage leading to the Assembly Room (you and I
-remember the Assembly Room, I am sure, Miss Matty! and the minuets
-de la cour!); so I went on, not thinking of what I was about, when,
-all at once, I perceived that I was in the middle of the
-preparations for to-morrow night--the room being divided with great
-clothes-maids, over which Crosby's men were tacking red flannel;
-very dark and odd it seemed; it quite bewildered me, and I was
-going on behind the screens, in my absence of mind, when a
-gentleman (quite the gentleman, I can assure you) stepped forwards
-and asked if I had any business he could arrange for me. He spoke
-such pretty broken English, I could not help thinking of Thaddeus
-of Warsaw, and the Hungarian Brothers, and Santo Sebastiani; and
-while I was busy picturing his past life to myself, he had bowed me
-out of the room. But wait a minute! You have not heard half my
-story yet! I was going downstairs, when who should I meet but
-Betty's second-cousin. So, of course, I stopped to speak to her
-for Betty's sake; and she told me that I had really seen the
-conjuror--the gentleman who spoke broken English was Signor Brunoni
-himself. Just at this moment he passed us on the stairs, making
-such a graceful bow! in reply to which I dropped a curtsey--all
-foreigners have such polite manners, one catches something of it.
-But when he had gone downstairs, I bethought me that I had dropped
-my glove in the Assembly Room (it was safe in my muff all the time,
-but I never found it till afterwards); so I went back, and, just as
-I was creeping up the passage left on one side of the great screen
-that goes nearly across the room, who should I see but the very
-same gentleman that had met me before, and passed me on the stairs,
-coming now forwards from the inner part of the room, to which there
-is no entrance--you remember, Miss Matty--and just repeating, in
-his pretty broken English, the inquiry if I had any business there-
--I don't mean that he put it quite so bluntly, but he seemed very
-determined that I should not pass the screen--so, of course, I
-explained about my glove, which, curiously enough, I found at that
-very moment."
-
-Miss Pole, then, had seen the conjuror--the real, live conjuror!
-and numerous were the questions we all asked her. "Had he a
-beard?" "Was he young, or old?" "Fair, or dark?" "Did he look"--
-(unable to shape my question prudently, I put it in another form)--
-"How did he look?" In short, Miss Pole was the heroine of the
-evening, owing to her morning's encounter. If she was not the rose
-(that is to say the conjuror) she had been near it.
-
-Conjuration, sleight of hand, magic, witchcraft, were the subjects
-of the evening. Miss Pole was slightly sceptical, and inclined to
-think there might be a scientific solution found for even the
-proceedings of the Witch of Endor. Mrs Forrester believed
-everything, from ghosts to death-watches. Miss Matty ranged
-between the two--always convinced by the last speaker. I think she
-was naturally more inclined to Mrs Forrester's side, but a desire
-of proving herself a worthy sister to Miss Jenkyns kept her equally
-balanced--Miss Jenkyns, who would never allow a servant to call the
-little rolls of tallow that formed themselves round candles
-"winding-sheets," but insisted on their being spoken of as "roley-
-poleys!" A sister of hers to be superstitious! It would never do.
-
-After tea, I was despatched downstairs into the dining-parlour for
-that volume of the old Encyclopaedia which contained the nouns
-beginning with C, in order that Miss Pole might prime herself with
-scientific explanations for the tricks of the following evening.
-It spoilt the pool at Preference which Miss Matty and Mrs Forrester
-had been looking forward to, for Miss Pole became so much absorbed
-in her subject, and the plates by which it was illustrated, that we
-felt it would be cruel to disturb her otherwise than by one or two
-well-timed yawns, which I threw in now and then, for I was really
-touched by the meek way in which the two ladies were bearing their
-disappointment. But Miss Pole only read the more zealously,
-imparting to us no more information than this -
-
-"Ah! I see; I comprehend perfectly. A represents the ball. Put A
-between B and D--no! between C and F, and turn the second joint of
-the third finger of your left hand over the wrist of your right H.
-Very clear indeed! My dear Mrs Forrester, conjuring and witchcraft
-is a mere affair of the alphabet. Do let me read you this one
-passage?"
-
-Mrs Forrester implored Miss Pole to spare her, saying, from a child
-upwards, she never could understand being read aloud to; and I
-dropped the pack of cards, which I had been shuffling very audibly,
-and by this discreet movement I obliged Miss Pole to perceive that
-Preference was to have been the order of the evening, and to
-propose, rather unwillingly, that the pool should commence. The
-pleasant brightness that stole over the other two ladies' faces on
-this! Miss Matty had one or two twinges of self-reproach for
-having interrupted Miss Pole in her studies: and did not remember
-her cards well, or give her full attention to the game, until she
-had soothed her conscience by offering to lend the volume of the
-Encyclopaedia to Miss Pole, who accepted it thankfully, and said
-Betty should take it home when she came with the lantern.
-
-The next evening we were all in a little gentle flutter at the idea
-of the gaiety before us. Miss Matty went up to dress betimes, and
-hurried me until I was ready, when we found we had an hour-and-a-
-half to wait before the "doors opened at seven precisely." And we
-had only twenty yards to go! However, as Miss Matty said, it would
-not do to get too much absorbed in anything, and forget the time;
-so she thought we had better sit quietly, without lighting the
-candles, till five minutes to seven. So Miss Matty dozed, and I
-knitted.
-
-At length we set off; and at the door under the carriage-way at the
-"George," we met Mrs Forrester and Miss Pole: the latter was
-discussing the subject of the evening with more vehemence than
-ever, and throwing X's and B's at our heads like hailstones. She
-had even copied one or two of the "receipts"--as she called them--
-for the different tricks, on backs of letters, ready to explain and
-to detect Signor Brunoni's arts.
-
-We went into the cloak-room adjoining the Assembly Room; Miss Matty
-gave a sigh or two to her departed youth, and the remembrance of
-the last time she had been there, as she adjusted her pretty new
-cap before the strange, quaint old mirror in the cloak-room. The
-Assembly Room had been added to the inn, about a hundred years
-before, by the different county families, who met together there
-once a month during the winter to dance and play at cards. Many a
-county beauty had first swung through the minuet that she
-afterwards danced before Queen Charlotte in this very room. It was
-said that one of the Gunnings had graced the apartment with her
-beauty; it was certain that a rich and beautiful widow, Lady
-Williams, had here been smitten with the noble figure of a young
-artist, who was staying with some family in the neighbourhood for
-professional purposes, and accompanied his patrons to the Cranford
-Assembly. And a pretty bargain poor Lady Williams had of her
-handsome husband, if all tales were true. Now, no beauty blushed
-and dimpled along the sides of the Cranford Assembly Room; no
-handsome artist won hearts by his bow, chapeau bras in hand; the
-old room was dingy; the salmon-coloured paint had faded into a
-drab; great pieces of plaster had chipped off from the fine wreaths
-and festoons on its walls; but still a mouldy odour of aristocracy
-lingered about the place, and a dusty recollection of the days that
-were gone made Miss Matty and Mrs Forrester bridle up as they
-entered, and walk mincingly up the room, as if there were a number
-of genteel observers, instead of two little boys with a stick of
-toffee between them with which to beguile the time.
-
-We stopped short at the second front row; I could hardly understand
-why, until I heard Miss Pole ask a stray waiter if any of the
-county families were expected; and when he shook his head, and
-believed not, Mrs Forrester and Miss Matty moved forwards, and our
-party represented a conversational square. The front row was soon
-augmented and enriched by Lady Glenmire and Mrs Jamieson. We six
-occupied the two front rows, and our aristocratic seclusion was
-respected by the groups of shop-keepers who strayed in from time to
-time and huddled together on the back benches. At least I
-conjectured so, from the noise they made, and the sonorous bumps
-they gave in sitting down; but when, in weariness of the obstinate
-green curtain that would not draw up, but would stare at me with
-two odd eyes, seen through holes, as in the old tapestry story, I
-would fain have looked round at the merry chattering people behind
-me, Miss Pole clutched my arm, and begged me not to turn, for "it
-was not the thing." What "the thing" was, I never could find out,
-but it must have been something eminently dull and tiresome.
-However, we all sat eyes right, square front, gazing at the
-tantalising curtain, and hardly speaking intelligibly, we were so
-afraid of being caught in the vulgarity of making any noise in a
-place of public amusement. Mrs Jamieson was the most fortunate,
-for she fell asleep.
-
-At length the eyes disappeared--the curtain quivered--one side went
-up before the other, which stuck fast; it was dropped again, and,
-with a fresh effort, and a vigorous pull from some unseen hand, it
-flew up, revealing to our sight a magnificent gentleman in the
-Turkish costume, seated before a little table, gazing at us (I
-should have said with the same eyes that I had last seen through
-the hole in the curtain) with calm and condescending dignity, "like
-a being of another sphere," as I heard a sentimental voice
-ejaculate behind me.
-
-"That's not Signor Brunoni!" said Miss Pole decidedly; and so
-audibly that I am sure he heard, for he glanced down over his
-flowing beard at our party with an air of mute reproach. "Signor
-Brunoni had no beard--but perhaps he'll come soon." So she lulled
-herself into patience. Meanwhile, Miss Matty had reconnoitred
-through her eye-glass, wiped it, and looked again. Then she turned
-round, and said to me, in a kind, mild, sorrowful tone -
-
-"You see, my dear, turbans ARE worn."
-
-But we had no time for more conversation. The Grand Turk, as Miss
-Pole chose to call him, arose and announced himself as Signor
-Brunoni.
-
-"I don't believe him!" exclaimed Miss Pole, in a defiant manner.
-He looked at her again, with the same dignified upbraiding in his
-countenance. "I don't!" she repeated more positively than ever.
-"Signor Brunoni had not got that muffy sort of thing about his
-chin, but looked like a close-shaved Christian gentleman."
-
-Miss Pole's energetic speeches had the good effect of wakening up
-Mrs Jamieson, who opened her eyes wide, in sign of the deepest
-attention--a proceeding which silenced Miss Pole and encouraged the
-Grand Turk to proceed, which he did in very broken English--so
-broken that there was no cohesion between the parts of his
-sentences; a fact which he himself perceived at last, and so left
-off speaking and proceeded to action.
-
-Now we WERE astonished. How he did his tricks I could not imagine;
-no, not even when Miss Pole pulled out her pieces of paper and
-began reading aloud--or at least in a very audible whisper--the
-separate "receipts" for the most common of his tricks. If ever I
-saw a man frown and look enraged, I saw the Grand Turk frown at
-Miss Pole; but, as she said, what could be expected but unchristian
-looks from a Mussulman? If Miss Pole were sceptical, and more
-engrossed with her receipts and diagrams than with his tricks, Miss
-Matty and Mrs Forrester were mystified and perplexed to the highest
-degree. Mrs Jamieson kept taking her spectacles off and wiping
-them, as if she thought it was something defective in them which
-made the legerdemain; and Lady Glenmire, who had seen many curious
-sights in Edinburgh, was very much struck with the tricks, and
-would not at all agree with Miss Pole, who declared that anybody
-could do them with a little practice, and that she would, herself,
-undertake to do all he did, with two hours given to study the
-Encyclopaedia and make her third finger flexible.
-
-At last Miss Matty and Mrs Forrester became perfectly awestricken.
-They whispered together. I sat just behind them, so I could not
-help hearing what they were saying. Miss Matty asked Mrs Forrester
-"if she thought it was quite right to have come to see such things?
-She could not help fearing they were lending encouragement to
-something that was not quite"-- A little shake of the head filled
-up the blank. Mrs Forrester replied, that the same thought had
-crossed her mind; she too was feeling very uncomfortable, it was so
-very strange. She was quite certain that it was her pocket-
-handkerchief which was in that loaf just now; and it had been in
-her own hand not five minutes before. She wondered who had
-furnished the bread? She was sure it could not be Dakin, because
-he was the churchwarden. Suddenly Miss Matty half-turned towards
-me -
-
-"Will you look, my dear--you are a stranger in the town, and it
-won't give rise to unpleasant reports--will you just look round and
-see if the rector is here? If he is, I think we may conclude that
-this wonderful man is sanctioned by the Church, and that will be a
-great relief to my mind.
-
-I looked, and I saw the tall, thin, dry, dusty rector, sitting
-surrounded by National School boys, guarded by troops of his own
-sex from any approach of the many Cranford spinsters. His kind
-face was all agape with broad smiles, and the boys around him were
-in chinks of laughing. I told Miss Matty that the Church was
-smiling approval, which set her mind at ease.
-
-I have never named Mr Hayter, the rector, because I, as a well-to-
-do and happy young woman, never came in contact with him. He was
-an old bachelor, but as afraid of matrimonial reports getting
-abroad about him as any girl of eighteen: and he would rush into a
-shop or dive down an entry, sooner than encounter any of the
-Cranford ladies in the street; and, as for the Preference parties,
-I did not wonder at his not accepting invitations to them. To tell
-the truth, I always suspected Miss Pole of having given very
-vigorous chase to Mr Hayter when he first came to Cranford; and not
-the less, because now she appeared to share so vividly in his dread
-lest her name should ever be coupled with his. He found all his
-interests among the poor and helpless; he had treated the National
-School boys this very night to the performance; and virtue was for
-once its own reward, for they guarded him right and left, and clung
-round him as if he had been the queen-bee and they the swarm. He
-felt so safe in their environment that he could even afford to give
-our party a bow as we filed out. Miss Pole ignored his presence,
-and pretended to be absorbed in convincing us that we had been
-cheated, and had not seen Signor Brunoni after all.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X--THE PANIC
-
-
-
-I think a series of circumstances dated from Signor Brunoni's visit
-to Cranford, which seemed at the time connected in our minds with
-him, though I don't know that he had anything really to do with
-them. All at once all sorts of uncomfortable rumours got afloat in
-the town. There were one or two robberies--real bona fide
-robberies; men had up before the magistrates and committed for
-trial--and that seemed to make us all afraid of being robbed; and
-for a long time, at Miss Matty's, I know, we used to make a regular
-expedition all round the kitchens and cellars every night, Miss
-Matty leading the way, armed with the poker, I following with the
-hearth-brush, and Martha carrying the shovel and fire-irons with
-which to sound the alarm; and by the accidental hitting together of
-them she often frightened us so much that we bolted ourselves up,
-all three together, in the back-kitchen, or store-room, or wherever
-we happened to be, till, when our affright was over, we recollected
-ourselves and set out afresh with double valiance. By day we heard
-strange stories from the shopkeepers and cottagers, of carts that
-went about in the dead of night, drawn by horses shod with felt,
-and guarded by men in dark clothes, going round the town, no doubt
-in search of some unwatched house or some unfastened door.
-
-Miss Pole, who affected great bravery herself, was the principal
-person to collect and arrange these reports so as to make them
-assume their most fearful aspect. But we discovered that she had
-begged one of Mr Hoggins's worn-out hats to hang up in her lobby,
-and we (at least I) had doubts as to whether she really would enjoy
-the little adventure of having her house broken into, as she
-protested she should. Miss Matty made no secret of being an arrant
-coward, but she went regularly through her housekeeper's duty of
-inspection--only the hour for this became earlier and earlier, till
-at last we went the rounds at half-past six, and Miss Matty
-adjourned to bed soon after seven, "in order to get the night over
-the sooner."
-
-Cranford had so long piqued itself on being an honest and moral
-town that it had grown to fancy itself too genteel and well-bred to
-be otherwise, and felt the stain upon its character at this time
-doubly. But we comforted ourselves with the assurance which we
-gave to each other that the robberies could never have been
-committed by any Cranford person; it must have been a stranger or
-strangers who brought this disgrace upon the town, and occasioned
-as many precautions as if we were living among the Red Indians or
-the French.
-
-This last comparison of our nightly state of defence and
-fortification was made by Mrs Forrester, whose father had served
-under General Burgoyne in the American war, and whose husband had
-fought the French in Spain. She indeed inclined to the idea that,
-in some way, the French were connected with the small thefts, which
-were ascertained facts, and the burglaries and highway robberies,
-which were rumours. She had been deeply impressed with the idea of
-French spies at some time in her life; and the notion could never
-be fairly eradicated, but sprang up again from time to time. And
-now her theory was this:- The Cranford people respected themselves
-too much, and were too grateful to the aristocracy who were so kind
-as to live near the town, ever to disgrace their bringing up by
-being dishonest or immoral; therefore, we must believe that the
-robbers were strangers--if strangers, why not foreigners?--if
-foreigners, who so likely as the French? Signor Brunoni spoke
-broken English like a Frenchman; and, though he wore a turban like
-a Turk, Mrs Forrester had seen a print of Madame de Stael with a
-turban on, and another of Mr Denon in just such a dress as that in
-which the conjuror had made his appearance, showing clearly that
-the French, as well as the Turks, wore turbans. There could be no
-doubt Signor Brunoni was a Frenchman--a French spy come to discover
-the weak and undefended places of England, and doubtless he had his
-accomplices. For her part, she, Mrs Forrester, had always had her
-own opinion of Miss Pole's adventure at the "George Inn"--seeing
-two men where only one was believed to be. French people had ways
-and means which, she was thankful to say, the English knew nothing
-about; and she had never felt quite easy in her mind about going to
-see that conjuror--it was rather too much like a forbidden thing,
-though the rector was there. In short, Mrs Forrester grew more
-excited than we had ever known her before, and, being an officer's
-daughter and widow, we looked up to her opinion, of course.
-
-Really I do not know how much was true or false in the reports
-which flew about like wildfire just at this time; but it seemed to
-me then that there was every reason to believe that at Mardon (a
-small town about eight miles from Cranford) houses and shops were
-entered by holes made in the walls, the bricks being silently
-carried away in the dead of the night, and all done so quietly that
-no sound was heard either in or out of the house. Miss Matty gave
-it up in despair when she heard of this. "What was the use," said
-she, "of locks and bolts, and bells to the windows, and going round
-the house every night? That last trick was fit for a conjuror.
-Now she did believe that Signor Brunoni was at the bottom of it."
-
-One afternoon, about five o'clock, we were startled by a hasty
-knock at the door. Miss Matty bade me run and tell Martha on no
-account to open the door till she (Miss Matty) had reconnoitred
-through the window; and she armed herself with a footstool to drop
-down on the head of the visitor, in case he should show a face
-covered with black crape, as he looked up in answer to her inquiry
-of who was there. But it was nobody but Miss Pole and Betty. The
-former came upstairs, carrying a little hand-basket, and she was
-evidently in a state of great agitation.
-
-"Take care of that!" said she to me, as I offered to relieve her of
-her basket. "It's my plate. I am sure there is a plan to rob my
-house to-night. I am come to throw myself on your hospitality,
-Miss Matty. Betty is going to sleep with her cousin at the
-'George.' I can sit up here all night if you will allow me; but my
-house is so far from any neighbours, and I don't believe we could
-be heard if we screamed ever so!"
-
-"But," said Miss Matty, "what has alarmed you so much? Have you
-seen any men lurking about the house?"
-
-"Oh, yes!" answered Miss Pole. "Two very bad-looking men have gone
-three times past the house, very slowly; and an Irish beggar-woman
-came not half-an-hour ago, and all but forced herself in past
-Betty, saying her children were starving, and she must speak to the
-mistress. You see, she said 'mistress,' though there was a hat
-hanging up in the hall, and it would have been more natural to have
-said 'master.' But Betty shut the door in her face, and came up to
-me, and we got the spoons together, and sat in the parlour-window
-watching till we saw Thomas Jones going from his work, when we
-called to him and asked him to take care of us into the town."
-
-We might have triumphed over Miss Pole, who had professed such
-bravery until she was frightened; but we were too glad to perceive
-that she shared in the weaknesses of humanity to exult over her;
-and I gave up my room to her very willingly, and shared Miss
-Matty's bed for the night. But before we retired, the two ladies
-rummaged up, out of the recesses of their memory, such horrid
-stories of robbery and murder that I quite quaked in my shoes.
-Miss Pole was evidently anxious to prove that such terrible events
-had occurred within her experience that she was justified in her
-sudden panic; and Miss Matty did not like to be outdone, and capped
-every story with one yet more horrible, till it reminded me oddly
-enough, of an old story I had read somewhere, of a nightingale and
-a musician, who strove one against the other which could produce
-the most admirable music, till poor Philomel dropped down dead.
-
-One of the stories that haunted me for a long time afterwards was
-of a girl who was left in charge of a great house in Cumberland on
-some particular fair-day, when the other servants all went off to
-the gaieties. The family were away in London, and a pedlar came
-by, and asked to leave his large and heavy pack in the kitchen,
-saying he would call for it again at night; and the girl (a
-gamekeeper's daughter), roaming about in search of amusement,
-chanced to hit upon a gun hanging up in the hall, and took it down
-to look at the chasing; and it went off through the open kitchen
-door, hit the pack, and a slow dark thread of blood came oozing
-out. (How Miss Pole enjoyed this part of the story, dwelling on
-each word as if she loved it!) She rather hurried over the further
-account of the girl's bravery, and I have but a confused idea that,
-somehow, she baffled the robbers with Italian irons, heated red-
-hot, and then restored to blackness by being dipped in grease.
-
-We parted for the night with an awe-stricken wonder as to what we
-should hear of in the morning--and, on my part, with a vehement
-desire for the night to be over and gone: I was so afraid lest the
-robbers should have seen, from some dark lurking-place, that Miss
-Pole had carried off her plate, and thus have a double motive for
-attacking our house.
-
-But until Lady Glenmire came to call next day we heard of nothing
-unusual. The kitchen fire-irons were in exactly the same position
-against the back door as when Martha and I had skilfully piled them
-up, like spillikins, ready to fall with an awful clatter if only a
-cat had touched the outside panels. I had wondered what we should
-all do if thus awakened and alarmed, and had proposed to Miss Matty
-that we should cover up our faces under the bedclothes so that
-there should be no danger of the robbers thinking that we could
-identify them; but Miss Matty, who was trembling very much, scouted
-this idea, and said we owed it to society to apprehend them, and
-that she should certainly do her best to lay hold of them and lock
-them up in the garret till morning.
-
-When Lady Glenmire came, we almost felt jealous of her. Mrs
-Jamieson's house had really been attacked; at least there were
-men's footsteps to be seen on the flower borders, underneath the
-kitchen windows, "where nae men should be;" and Carlo had barked
-all through the night as if strangers were abroad. Mrs Jamieson
-had been awakened by Lady Glenmire, and they had rung the bell
-which communicated with Mr Mulliner's room in the third storey, and
-when his night-capped head had appeared over the bannisters, in
-answer to the summons, they had told him of their alarm, and the
-reasons for it; whereupon he retreated into his bedroom, and locked
-the door (for fear of draughts, as he informed them in the
-morning), and opened the window, and called out valiantly to say,
-if the supposed robbers would come to him he would fight them; but,
-as Lady Glenmire observed, that was but poor comfort, since they
-would have to pass by Mrs Jamieson's room and her own before they
-could reach him, and must be of a very pugnacious disposition
-indeed if they neglected the opportunities of robbery presented by
-the unguarded lower storeys, to go up to a garret, and there force
-a door in order to get at the champion of the house. Lady
-Glenmire, after waiting and listening for some time in the drawing-
-room, had proposed to Mrs Jamieson that they should go to bed; but
-that lady said she should not feel comfortable unless she sat up
-and watched; and, accordingly, she packed herself warmly up on the
-sofa, where she was found by the housemaid, when she came into the
-room at six o'clock, fast asleep; but Lady Glenmire went to bed,
-and kept awake all night.
-
-When Miss Pole heard of this, she nodded her head in great
-satisfaction. She had been sure we should hear of something
-happening in Cranford that night; and we had heard. It was clear
-enough they had first proposed to attack her house; but when they
-saw that she and Betty were on their guard, and had carried off the
-plate, they had changed their tactics and gone to Mrs Jamieson's,
-and no one knew what might have happened if Carlo had not barked,
-like a good dog as he was!
-
-Poor Carlo! his barking days were nearly over. Whether the gang
-who infested the neighbourhood were afraid of him, or whether they
-were revengeful enough, for the way in which he had baffled them on
-the night in question, to poison him; or whether, as some among the
-more uneducated people thought, he died of apoplexy, brought on by
-too much feeding and too little exercise; at any rate, it is
-certain that, two days after this eventful night, Carlo was found
-dead, with his poor legs stretched out stiff in the attitude of
-running, as if by such unusual exertion he could escape the sure
-pursuer, Death.
-
-We were all sorry for Carlo, the old familiar friend who had
-snapped at us for so many years; and the mysterious mode of his
-death made us very uncomfortable. Could Signor Brunoni be at the
-bottom of this? He had apparently killed a canary with only a word
-of command; his will seemed of deadly force; who knew but what he
-might yet be lingering in the neighbourhood willing all sorts of
-awful things!
-
-We whispered these fancies among ourselves in the evenings; but in
-the mornings our courage came back with the daylight, and in a
-week's time we had got over the shock of Carlo's death; all but Mrs
-Jamieson. She, poor thing, felt it as she had felt no event since
-her husband's death; indeed, Miss Pole said, that as the Honourable
-Mr Jamieson drank a good deal, and occasioned her much uneasiness,
-it was possible that Carlo's death might be the greater affliction.
-But there was always a tinge of cynicism in Miss Pole's remarks.
-However, one thing was clear and certain--it was necessary for Mrs
-Jamieson to have some change of scene; and Mr Mulliner was very
-impressive on this point, shaking his head whenever we inquired
-after his mistress, and speaking of her loss of appetite and bad
-nights very ominously; and with justice too, for if she had two
-characteristics in her natural state of health they were a facility
-of eating and sleeping. If she could neither eat nor sleep, she
-must be indeed out of spirits and out of health.
-
-Lady Glenmire (who had evidently taken very kindly to Cranford) did
-not like the idea of Mrs Jamieson's going to Cheltenham, and more
-than once insinuated pretty plainly that it was Mr Mulliner's
-doing, who had been much alarmed on the occasion of the house being
-attacked, and since had said, more than once, that he felt it a
-very responsible charge to have to defend so many women. Be that
-as it might, Mrs Jamieson went to Cheltenham, escorted by Mr
-Mulliner; and Lady Glenmire remained in possession of the house,
-her ostensible office being to take care that the maid-servants did
-not pick up followers. She made a very pleasant-looking dragon;
-and, as soon as it was arranged for her stay in Cranford, she found
-out that Mrs Jamieson's visit to Cheltenham was just the best thing
-in the world. She had let her house in Edinburgh, and was for the
-time house-less, so the charge of her sister-in-law's comfortable
-abode was very convenient and acceptable.
-
-Miss Pole was very much inclined to instal herself as a heroine,
-because of the decided steps she had taken in flying from the two
-men and one woman, whom she entitled "that murderous gang." She
-described their appearance in glowing colours, and I noticed that
-every time she went over the story some fresh trait of villainy was
-added to their appearance. One was tall--he grew to be gigantic in
-height before we had done with him; he of course had black hair--
-and by-and-by it hung in elf-locks over his forehead and down his
-back. The other was short and broad--and a hump sprouted out on
-his shoulder before we heard the last of him; he had red hair--
-which deepened into carroty; and she was almost sure he had a cast
-in the eye--a decided squint. As for the woman, her eyes glared,
-and she was masculine-looking--a perfect virago; most probably a
-man dressed in woman's clothes; afterwards, we heard of a beard on
-her chin, and a manly voice and a stride.
-
-If Miss Pole was delighted to recount the events of that afternoon
-to all inquirers, others were not so proud of their adventures in
-the robbery line. Mr Hoggins, the surgeon, had been attacked at
-his own door by two ruffians, who were concealed in the shadow of
-the porch, and so effectually silenced him that he was robbed in
-the interval between ringing his bell and the servant's answering
-it. Miss Pole was sure it would turn out that this robbery had
-been commited by "her men," and went the very day she heard the
-report to have her teeth examined, and to question Mr Hoggins. She
-came to us afterwards; so we heard what she had heard, straight and
-direct from the source, while we were yet in the excitement and
-flutter of the agitation caused by the first intelligence; for the
-event had only occurred the night before.
-
-"Well!" said Miss Pole, sitting down with the decision of a person
-who has made up her mind as to the nature of life and the world
-(and such people never tread lightly, or seat themselves without a
-bump), "well, Miss Matty! men will be men. Every mother's son of
-them wishes to be considered Samson and Solomon rolled into one--
-too strong ever to be beaten or discomfited--too wise ever to be
-outwitted. If you will notice, they have always foreseen events,
-though they never tell one for one's warning before the events
-happen. My father was a man, and I know the sex pretty well."
-
-She had talked herself out of breath, and we should have been very
-glad to fill up the necessary pause as chorus, but we did not
-exactly know what to say, or which man had suggested this diatribe
-against the sex; so we only joined in generally, with a grave shake
-of the head, and a soft murmur of "They are very incomprehensible,
-certainly!"
-
-"Now, only think," said she. "There, I have undergone the risk of
-having one of my remaining teeth drawn (for one is terribly at the
-mercy of any surgeon-dentist; and I, for one, always speak them
-fair till I have got my mouth out of their clutches), and, after
-all, Mr Hoggins is too much of a man to own that he was robbed last
-night."
-
-"Not robbed!" exclaimed the chorus.
-
-"Don't tell me!" Miss Pole exclaimed, angry that we could be for a
-moment imposed upon. "I believe he was robbed, just as Betty told
-me, and he is ashamed to own it; and, to be sure, it was very silly
-of him to be robbed just at his own door; I daresay he feels that
-such a thing won't raise him in the eyes of Cranford society, and
-is anxious to conceal it--but he need not have tried to impose upon
-me, by saying I must have heard an exaggerated account of some
-petty theft of a neck of mutton, which, it seems, was stolen out of
-the safe in his yard last week; he had the impertinence to add, he
-believed that that was taken by the cat. I have no doubt, if I
-could get at the bottom of it, it was that Irishman dressed up in
-woman's clothes, who came spying about my house, with the story
-about the starving children."
-
-After we had duly condemned the want of candour which Mr Hoggins
-had evinced, and abused men in general, taking him for the
-representative and type, we got round to the subject about which we
-had been talking when Miss Pole came in; namely, how far, in the
-present disturbed state of the country, we could venture to accept
-an invitation which Miss Matty had just received from Mrs
-Forrester, to come as usual and keep the anniversary of her
-wedding-day by drinking tea with her at five o'clock, and playing a
-quiet pool afterwards. Mrs Forrester had said that she asked us
-with some diffidence, because the roads were, she feared, very
-unsafe. But she suggested that perhaps one of us would not object
-to take the sedan, and that the others, by walking briskly, might
-keep up with the long trot of the chairmen, and so we might all
-arrive safely at Over Place, a suburb of the town. (No; that is
-too large an expression: a small cluster of houses separated from
-Cranford by about two hundred yards of a dark and lonely lane.)
-There was no doubt but that a similar note was awaiting Miss Pole
-at home; so her call was a very fortunate affair, as it enabled us
-to consult together. We would all much rather have declined this
-invitation; but we felt that it would not be quite kind to Mrs
-Forrester, who would otherwise be left to a solitary retrospect of
-her not very happy or fortunate life. Miss Matty and Miss Pole had
-been visitors on this occasion for many years, and now they
-gallantly determined to nail their colours to the mast, and to go
-through Darkness Lane rather than fail in loyalty to their friend.
-
-But when the evening came, Miss Matty (for it was she who was voted
-into the chair, as she had a cold), before being shut down in the
-sedan, like jack-in-a-box, implored the chairmen, whatever might
-befall, not to run away and leave her fastened up there, to be
-murdered; and even after they had promised, I saw her tighten her
-features into the stern determination of a martyr, and she gave me
-a melancholy and ominous shake of the head through the glass.
-However, we got there safely, only rather out of breath, for it was
-who could trot hardest through Darkness Lane, and I am afraid poor
-Miss Matty was sadly jolted.
-
-Mrs Forrester had made extra preparations, in acknowledgment of our
-exertion in coming to see her through such dangers. The usual
-forms of genteel ignorance as to what her servants might send up
-were all gone through; and harmony and Preference seemed likely to
-be the order of the evening, but for an interesting conversation
-that began I don't know how, but which had relation, of course, to
-the robbers who infested the neighbourhood of Cranford.
-
-Having braved the dangers of Darkness Lane, and thus having a
-little stock of reputation for courage to fall back upon; and also,
-I daresay, desirous of proving ourselves superior to men (videlicet
-Mr Hoggins) in the article of candour, we began to relate our
-individual fears, and the private precautions we each of us took.
-I owned that my pet apprehension was eyes--eyes looking at me, and
-watching me, glittering out from some dull, flat, wooden surface;
-and that if I dared to go up to my looking-glass when I was panic-
-stricken, I should certainly turn it round, with its back towards
-me, for fear of seeing eyes behind me looking out of the darkness.
-I saw Miss Matty nerving herself up for a confession; and at last
-out it came. She owned that, ever since she had been a girl, she
-had dreaded being caught by her last leg, just as she was getting
-into bed, by some one concealed under it. She said, when she was
-younger and more active, she used to take a flying leap from a
-distance, and so bring both her legs up safely into bed at once;
-but that this had always annoyed Deborah, who piqued herself upon
-getting into bed gracefully, and she had given it up in
-consequence. But now the old terror would often come over her,
-especially since Miss Pole's house had been attacked (we had got
-quite to believe in the fact of the attack having taken place), and
-yet it was very unpleasant to think of looking under a bed, and
-seeing a man concealed, with a great, fierce face staring out at
-you; so she had bethought herself of something--perhaps I had
-noticed that she had told Martha to buy her a penny ball, such as
-children play with--and now she rolled this ball under the bed
-every night: if it came out on the other side, well and good; if
-not she always took care to have her hand on the bell-rope, and
-meant to call out John and Harry, just as if she expected men-
-servants to answer her ring.
-
-We all applauded this ingenious contrivance, and Miss Matty sank
-back into satisfied silence, with a look at Mrs Forrester as if to
-ask for HER private weakness.
-
-Mrs Forrester looked askance at Miss Pole, and tried to change the
-subject a little by telling us that she had borrowed a boy from one
-of the neighbouring cottages and promised his parents a
-hundredweight of coals at Christmas, and his supper every evening,
-for the loan of him at nights. She had instructed him in his
-possible duties when he first came; and, finding him sensible, she
-had given him the Major's sword (the Major was her late husband),
-and desired him to put it very carefully behind his pillow at
-night, turning the edge towards the head of the pillow. He was a
-sharp lad, she was sure; for, spying out the Major's cocked hat, he
-had said, if he might have that to wear, he was sure he could
-frighten two Englishmen, or four Frenchmen any day. But she had
-impressed upon him anew that he was to lose no time in putting on
-hats or anything else; but, if he heard any noise, he was to run at
-it with his drawn sword. On my suggesting that some accident might
-occur from such slaughterous and indiscriminate directions, and
-that he might rush on Jenny getting up to wash, and have spitted
-her before he had discovered that she was not a Frenchman, Mrs
-Forrester said she did not think that that was likely, for he was a
-very sound sleeper, and generally had to be well shaken or cold-
-pigged in a morning before they could rouse him. She sometimes
-thought such dead sleep must be owing to the hearty suppers the
-poor lad ate, for he was half-starved at home, and she told Jenny
-to see that he got a good meal at night.
-
-Still this was no confession of Mrs Forrester's peculiar timidity,
-and we urged her to tell us what she thought would frighten her
-more than anything. She paused, and stirred the fire, and snuffed
-the candles, and then she said, in a sounding whisper -
-
-"Ghosts!"
-
-She looked at Miss Pole, as much as to say, she had declared it,
-and would stand by it. Such a look was a challenge in itself.
-Miss Pole came down upon her with indigestion, spectral illusions,
-optical delusions, and a great deal out of Dr Ferrier and Dr
-Hibbert besides. Miss Matty had rather a leaning to ghosts, as I
-have mentioned before, and what little she did say was all on Mrs
-Forrester's side, who, emboldened by sympathy, protested that
-ghosts were a part of her religion; that surely she, the widow of a
-major in the army, knew what to be frightened at, and what not; in
-short, I never saw Mrs Forrester so warm either before or since,
-for she was a gentle, meek, enduring old lady in most things. Not
-all the elder-wine that ever was mulled could this night wash out
-the remembrance of this difference between Miss Pole and her
-hostess. Indeed, when the elder-wine was brought in, it gave rise
-to a new burst of discussion; for Jenny, the little maiden who
-staggered under the tray, had to give evidence of having seen a
-ghost with her own eyes, not so many nights ago, in Darkness Lane,
-the very lane we were to go through on our way home.
-
-In spite of the uncomfortable feeling which this last consideration
-gave me, I could not help being amused at Jenny's position, which
-was exceedingly like that of a witness being examined and cross-
-examined by two counsel who are not at all scrupulous about asking
-leading questions. The conclusion I arrived at was, that Jenny had
-certainly seen something beyond what a fit of indigestion would
-have caused. A lady all in white, and without her head, was what
-she deposed and adhered to, supported by a consciousness of the
-secret sympathy of her mistress under the withering scorn with
-which Miss Pole regarded her. And not only she, but many others,
-had seen this headless lady, who sat by the roadside wringing her
-hands as in deep grief. Mrs Forrester looked at us from time to
-time with an air of conscious triumph; but then she had not to pass
-through Darkness Lane before she could bury herself beneath her own
-familiar bed-clothes.
-
-We preserved a discreet silence as to the headless lady while we
-were putting on our things to go home, for there was no knowing how
-near the ghostly head and ears might be, or what spiritual
-connection they might be keeping up with the unhappy body in
-Darkness Lane; and, therefore, even Miss Pole felt that it was as
-well not to speak lightly on such subjects, for fear of vexing or
-insulting that woebegone trunk. At least, so I conjecture; for,
-instead of the busy clatter usual in the operation, we tied on our
-cloaks as sadly as mutes at a funeral. Miss Matty drew the
-curtains round the windows of the chair to shut out disagreeable
-sights, and the men (either because they were in spirits that their
-labours were so nearly ended, or because they were going down
-hill), set off at such a round and merry pace, that it was all Miss
-Pole and I could do to keep up with them. She had breath for
-nothing beyond an imploring "Don't leave me!" uttered as she
-clutched my arm so tightly that I could not have quitted her, ghost
-or no ghost. What a relief it was when the men, weary of their
-burden and their quick trot, stopped just where Headingley Causeway
-branches off from Darkness Lane! Miss Pole unloosed me and caught
-at one of the men -
-
-"Could not you--could not you take Miss Matty round by Headingley
-Causeway?--the pavement in Darkness Lane jolts so, and she is not
-very strong."
-
-A smothered voice was heard from the inside of the chair -
-
-"Oh! pray go on! What is the matter? What is the matter? I will
-give you sixpence more to go on very fast; pray don't stop here."
-
-"And I'll give you a shilling," said Miss Pole, with tremulous
-dignity, "if you'll go by Headingley Causeway."
-
-The two men grunted acquiescence and took up the chair, and went
-along the causeway, which certainly answered Miss Pole's kind
-purpose of saving Miss Matty's bones; for it was covered with soft,
-thick mud, and even a fall there would have been easy till the
-getting-up came, when there might have been some difficulty in
-extrication.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI--SAMUEL BROWN
-
-
-
-The next morning I met Lady Glenmire and Miss Pole setting out on a
-long walk to find some old woman who was famous in the
-neighbourhood for her skill in knitting woollen stockings. Miss
-Pole said to me, with a smile half-kindly and half-contemptuous
-upon her countenance, "I have been just telling Lady Glenmire of
-our poor friend Mrs Forrester, and her terror of ghosts. It comes
-from living so much alone, and listening to the bug-a-boo stories
-of that Jenny of hers." She was so calm and so much above
-superstitious fears herself that I was almost ashamed to say how
-glad I had been of her Headingley Causeway proposition the night
-before, and turned off the conversation to something else.
-
-In the afternoon Miss Pole called on Miss Matty to tell her of the
-adventure--the real adventure they had met with on their morning's
-walk. They had been perplexed about the exact path which they were
-to take across the fields in order to find the knitting old woman,
-and had stopped to inquire at a little wayside public-house,
-standing on the high road to London, about three miles from
-Cranford. The good woman had asked them to sit down and rest
-themselves while she fetched her husband, who could direct them
-better than she could; and, while they were sitting in the sanded
-parlour, a little girl came in. They thought that she belonged to
-the landlady, and began some trifling conversation with her; but,
-on Mrs Roberts's return, she told them that the little thing was
-the only child of a couple who were staying in the house. And then
-she began a long story, out of which Lady Glenmire and Miss Pole
-could only gather one or two decided facts, which were that, about
-six weeks ago, a light spring-cart had broken down just before
-their door, in which there were two men, one woman, and this child.
-One of the men was seriously hurt--no bones broken, only "shaken,"
-the landlady called it; but he had probably sustained some severe
-internal injury, for he had languished in their house ever since,
-attended by his wife, the mother of this little girl. Miss Pole
-had asked what he was, what he looked like. And Mrs Roberts had
-made answer that he was not like a gentleman, nor yet like a common
-person; if it had not been that he and his wife were such decent,
-quiet people, she could almost have thought he was a mountebank, or
-something of that kind, for they had a great box in the cart, full
-of she did not know what. She had helped to unpack it, and take
-out their linen and clothes, when the other man--his twin-brother,
-she believed he was--had gone off with the horse and cart.
-
-Miss Pole had begun to have her suspicions at this point, and
-expressed her idea that it was rather strange that the box and cart
-and horse and all should have disappeared; but good Mrs Roberts
-seemed to have become quite indignant at Miss Pole's implied
-suggestion; in fact, Miss Pole said she was as angry as if Miss
-Pole had told her that she herself was a swindler. As the best way
-of convincing the ladies, she bethought her of begging them to see
-the wife; and, as Miss Pole said, there was no doubting the honest,
-worn, bronzed face of the woman, who at the first tender word from
-Lady Glenmire, burst into tears, which she was too weak to check
-until some word from the landlady made her swallow down her sobs,
-in order that she might testify to the Christian kindness shown by
-Mr and Mrs Roberts. Miss Pole came round with a swing to as
-vehement a belief in the sorrowful tale as she had been sceptical
-before; and, as a proof of this, her energy in the poor sufferer's
-behalf was nothing daunted when she found out that he, and no
-other, was our Signor Brunoni, to whom all Cranford had been
-attributing all manner of evil this six weeks past! Yes! his wife
-said his proper name was Samuel Brown--"Sam," she called him--but
-to the last we preferred calling him "the Signor"; it sounded so
-much better.
-
-The end of their conversation with the Signora Brunoni was that it
-was agreed that he should be placed under medical advice, and for
-any expense incurred in procuring this Lady Glenmire promised to
-hold herself responsible, and had accordingly gone to Mr Hoggins to
-beg him to ride over to the "Rising Sun" that very afternoon, and
-examine into the signor's real state; and, as Miss Pole said, if it
-was desirable to remove him to Cranford to be more immediately
-under Mr Hoggins's eye, she would undertake to see for lodgings and
-arrange about the rent. Mrs Roberts had been as kind as could be
-all throughout, but it was evident that their long residence there
-had been a slight inconvenience.
-
-Before Miss Pole left us, Miss Matty and I were as full of the
-morning's adventure as she was. We talked about it all the
-evening, turning it in every possible light, and we went to bed
-anxious for the morning, when we should surely hear from someone
-what Mr Hoggins thought and recommended; for, as Miss Matty
-observed, though Mr Hoggins did say "Jack's up," "a fig for his
-heels," and called Preference "Pref." she believed he was a very
-worthy man and a very clever surgeon. Indeed, we were rather proud
-of our doctor at Cranford, as a doctor. We often wished, when we
-heard of Queen Adelaide or the Duke of Wellington being ill, that
-they would send for Mr Hoggins; but, on consideration, we were
-rather glad they did not, for, if we were ailing, what should we do
-if Mr Hoggins had been appointed physician-in-ordinary to the Royal
-Family? As a surgeon we were proud of him; but as a man--or
-rather, I should say, as a gentleman--we could only shake our heads
-over his name and himself, and wished that he had read Lord
-Chesterfield's Letters in the days when his manners were
-susceptible of improvement. Nevertheless, we all regarded his
-dictum in the signor's case as infallible, and when he said that
-with care and attention he might rally, we had no more fear for
-him.
-
-But, although we had no more fear, everybody did as much as if
-there was great cause for anxiety--as indeed there was until Mr
-Hoggins took charge of him. Miss Pole looked out clean and
-comfortable, if homely, lodgings; Miss Matty sent the sedan-chair
-for him, and Martha and I aired it well before it left Cranford by
-holding a warming-pan full of red-hot coals in it, and then
-shutting it up close, smoke and all, until the time when he should
-get into it at the "Rising Sun." Lady Glenmire undertook the
-medical department under Mr Hoggins's directions, and rummaged up
-all Mrs Jamieson's medicine glasses, and spoons, and bed-tables, in
-a free-and-easy way, that made Miss Matty feel a little anxious as
-to what that lady and Mr Mulliner might say, if they knew. Mrs
-Forrester made some of the bread-jelly, for which she was so
-famous, to have ready as a refreshment in the lodgings when he
-should arrive. A present of this bread-jelly was the highest mark
-of favour dear Mrs Forrester could confer. Miss Pole had once
-asked her for the receipt, but she had met with a very decided
-rebuff; that lady told her that she could not part with it to any
-one during her life, and that after her death it was bequeathed, as
-her executors would find, to Miss Matty. What Miss Matty, or, as
-Mrs Forrester called her (remembering the clause in her will and
-the dignity of the occasion), Miss Matilda Jenkyns--might choose to
-do with the receipt when it came into her possession--whether to
-make it public, or to hand it down as an heirloom--she did not
-know, nor would she dictate. And a mould of this admirable,
-digestible, unique bread-jelly was sent by Mrs Forrester to our
-poor sick conjuror. Who says that the aristocracy are proud? Here
-was a lady by birth a Tyrrell, and descended from the great Sir
-Walter that shot King Rufus, and in whose veins ran the blood of
-him who murdered the little princes in the Tower, going every day
-to see what dainty dishes she could prepare for Samuel Brown, a
-mountebank! But, indeed, it was wonderful to see what kind
-feelings were called out by this poor man's coming amongst us. And
-also wonderful to see how the great Cranford panic, which had been
-occasioned by his first coming in his Turkish dress, melted away
-into thin air on his second coming--pale and feeble, and with his
-heavy, filmy eyes, that only brightened a very little when they
-fell upon the countenance of his faithful wife, or their pale and
-sorrowful little girl.
-
-Somehow we all forgot to be afraid. I daresay it was that finding
-out that he, who had first excited our love of the marvellous by
-his unprecedented arts, had not sufficient every-day gifts to
-manage a shying horse, made us feel as if we were ourselves again.
-Miss Pole came with her little basket at all hours of the evening,
-as if her lonely house and the unfrequented road to it had never
-been infested by that "murderous gang"; Mrs Forrester said she
-thought that neither Jenny nor she need mind the headless lady who
-wept and wailed in Darkness Lane, for surely the power was never
-given to such beings to harm those who went about to try to do what
-little good was in their power, to which Jenny tremblingly
-assented; but the mistress's theory had little effect on the maid's
-practice until she had sewn two pieces of red flannel in the shape
-of a cross on her inner garment.
-
-I found Miss Matty covering her penny ball--the ball that she used
-to roll under her bed--with gay-coloured worsted in rainbow
-stripes.
-
-"My dear," said she, "my heart is sad for that little careworn
-child. Although her father is a conjuror, she looks as if she had
-never had a good game of play in her life. I used to make very
-pretty balls in this way when I was a girl, and I thought I would
-try if I could not make this one smart and take it to Phoebe this
-afternoon. I think 'the gang' must have left the neighbourhood,
-for one does not hear any more of their violence and robbery now."
-
-We were all of us far too full of the signor's precarious state to
-talk either about robbers or ghosts. Indeed, Lady Glenmire said
-she never had heard of any actual robberies, except that two little
-boys had stolen some apples from Farmer Benson's orchard, and that
-some eggs had been missed on a market-day off Widow Hayward's
-stall. But that was expecting too much of us; we could not
-acknowledge that we had only had this small foundation for all our
-panic. Miss Pole drew herself up at this remark of Lady
-Glenmire's, and said "that she wished she could agree with her as
-to the very small reason we had had for alarm, but with the
-recollection of a man disguised as a woman who had endeavoured to
-force himself into her house while his confederates waited outside;
-with the knowledge gained from Lady Glenmire herself, of the
-footprints seen on Mrs Jamieson's flower borders; with the fact
-before her of the audacious robbery committed on Mr Hoggins at his
-own door"--But here Lady Glenmire broke in with a very strong
-expression of doubt as to whether this last story was not an entire
-fabrication founded upon the theft of a cat; she grew so red while
-she was saying all this that I was not surprised at Miss Pole's
-manner of bridling up, and I am certain, if Lady Glenmire had not
-been "her ladyship," we should have had a more emphatic
-contradiction than the "Well, to be sure!" and similar fragmentary
-ejaculations, which were all that she ventured upon in my lady's
-presence. But when she was gone Miss Pole began a long
-congratulation to Miss Matty that so far they had escaped marriage,
-which she noticed always made people credulous to the last degree;
-indeed, she thought it argued great natural credulity in a woman if
-she could not keep herself from being married; and in what Lady
-Glenmire had said about Mr Hoggins's robbery we had a specimen of
-what people came to if they gave way to such a weakness; evidently
-Lady Glenmire would swallow anything if she could believe the poor
-vamped-up story about a neck of mutton and a pussy with which he
-had tried to impose on Miss Pole, only she had always been on her
-guard against believing too much of what men said.
-
-We were thankful, as Miss Pole desired us to be, that we had never
-been married; but I think, of the two, we were even more thankful
-that the robbers had left Cranford; at least I judge so from a
-speech of Miss Matty's that evening, as we sat over the fire, in
-which she evidently looked upon a husband as a great protector
-against thieves, burglars, and ghosts; and said that she did not
-think that she should dare to be always warning young people
-against matrimony, as Miss Pole did continually; to be sure,
-marriage was a risk, as she saw, now she had had some experience;
-but she remembered the time when she had looked forward to being
-married as much as any one.
-
-"Not to any particular person, my dear," said she, hastily checking
-herself up, as if she were afraid of having admitted too much;
-"only the old story, you know, of ladies always saying, 'WHEN I
-marry,' and gentlemen, 'IF I marry.'" It was a joke spoken in
-rather a sad tone, and I doubt if either of us smiled; but I could
-not see Miss Matty's face by the flickering fire-light. In a
-little while she continued -
-
-"But, after all, I have not told you the truth. It is so long ago,
-and no one ever knew how much I thought of it at the time, unless,
-indeed, my dear mother guessed; but I may say that there was a time
-when I did not think I should have been only Miss Matty Jenkyns all
-my life; for even if I did meet with any one who wished to marry me
-now (and, as Miss Pole says, one is never too safe), I could not
-take him--I hope he would not take it too much to heart, but I
-could NOT take him--or any one but the person I once thought I
-should be married to; and he is dead and gone, and he never knew
-how it all came about that I said 'No,' when I had thought many and
-many a time--Well, it's no matter what I thought. God ordains it
-all, and I am very happy, my dear. No one has such kind friends as
-I," continued she, taking my hand and holding it in hers.
-
-If I had never known of Mr Holbrook, I could have said something in
-this pause, but as I had, I could not think of anything that would
-come in naturally, and so we both kept silence for a little time.
-
-"My father once made us," she began, "keep a diary, in two columns;
-on one side we were to put down in the morning what we thought
-would be the course and events of the coming day, and at night we
-were to put down on the other side what really had happened. It
-would be to some people rather a sad way of telling their lives,"
-(a tear dropped upon my hand at these words)--"I don't mean that
-mine has been sad, only so very different to what I expected. I
-remember, one winter's evening, sitting over our bedroom fire with
-Deborah--I remember it as if it were yesterday--and we were
-planning our future lives, both of us were planning, though only
-she talked about it. She said she should like to marry an
-archdeacon, and write his charges; and you know, my dear, she never
-was married, and, for aught I know, she never spoke to an unmarried
-archdeacon in her life. I never was ambitious, nor could I have
-written charges, but I thought I could manage a house (my mother
-used to call me her right hand), and I was always so fond of little
-children--the shyest babies would stretch out their little arms to
-come to me; when I was a girl, I was half my leisure time nursing
-in the neighbouring cottages; but I don't know how it was, when I
-grew sad and grave--which I did a year or two after this time--the
-little things drew back from me, and I am afraid I lost the knack,
-though I am just as fond of children as ever, and have a strange
-yearning at my heart whenever I see a mother with her baby in her
-arms. Nay, my dear" (and by a sudden blaze which sprang up from a
-fall of the unstirred coals, I saw that her eyes were full of
-tears--gazing intently on some vision of what might have been), "do
-you know I dream sometimes that I have a little child--always the
-same--a little girl of about two years old; she never grows older,
-though I have dreamt about her for many years. I don't think I
-ever dream of any words or sound she makes; she is very noiseless
-and still, but she comes to me when she is very sorry or very glad,
-and I have wakened with the clasp of her dear little arms round my
-neck. Only last night--perhaps because I had gone to sleep
-thinking of this ball for Phoebe--my little darling came in my
-dream, and put up her mouth to be kissed, just as I have seen real
-babies do to real mothers before going to bed. But all this is
-nonsense, dear! only don't be frightened by Miss Pole from being
-married. I can fancy it may be a very happy state, and a little
-credulity helps one on through life very smoothly--better than
-always doubting and doubting and seeing difficulties and
-disagreeables in everything."
-
-If I had been inclined to be daunted from matrimony, it would not
-have been Miss Pole to do it; it would have been the lot of poor
-Signor Brunoni and his wife. And yet again, it was an
-encouragement to see how, through all their cares and sorrows, they
-thought of each other and not of themselves; and how keen were
-their joys, if they only passed through each other, or through the
-little Phoebe.
-
-The signora told me, one day, a good deal about their lives up to
-this period. It began by my asking her whether Miss Pole's story
-of the twin-brothers were true; it sounded so wonderful a likeness,
-that I should have had my doubts, if Miss Pole had not been
-unmarried. But the signora, or (as we found out she preferred to
-be called) Mrs Brown, said it was quite true; that her brother-in-
-law was by many taken for her husband, which was of great
-assistance to them in their profession; "though," she continued,
-"how people can mistake Thomas for the real Signor Brunoni, I can't
-conceive; but he says they do; so I suppose I must believe him.
-Not but what he is a very good man; I am sure I don't know how we
-should have paid our bill at the 'Rising Sun' but for the money he
-sends; but people must know very little about art if they can take
-him for my husband. Why, Miss, in the ball trick, where my husband
-spreads his fingers wide, and throws out his little finger with
-quite an air and a grace, Thomas just clumps up his hand like a
-fist, and might have ever so many balls hidden in it. Besides, he
-has never been in India, and knows nothing of the proper sit of a
-turban."
-
-"Have you been in India?" said I, rather astonished.
-
-"Oh, yes! many a year, ma'am. Sam was a sergeant in the 31st; and
-when the regiment was ordered to India, I drew a lot to go, and I
-was more thankful than I can tell; for it seemed as if it would
-only be a slow death to me to part from my husband. But, indeed,
-ma'am, if I had known all, I don't know whether I would not rather
-have died there and then than gone through what I have done since.
-To be sure, I've been able to comfort Sam, and to be with him; but,
-ma'am, I've lost six children," said she, looking up at me with
-those strange eyes that I've never noticed but in mothers of dead
-children--with a kind of wild look in them, as if seeking for what
-they never more might find. "Yes! Six children died off, like
-little buds nipped untimely, in that cruel India. I thought, as
-each died, I never could--I never would--love a child again; and
-when the next came, it had not only its own love, but the deeper
-love that came from the thoughts of its little dead brothers and
-sisters. And when Phoebe was coming, I said to my husband, 'Sam,
-when the child is born, and I am strong, I shall leave you; it will
-cut my heart cruel; but if this baby dies too, I shall go mad; the
-madness is in me now; but if you let me go down to Calcutta,
-carrying my baby step by step, it will, maybe, work itself off; and
-I will save, and I will hoard, and I will beg--and I will die, to
-get a passage home to England, where our baby may live?' God bless
-him! he said I might go; and he saved up his pay, and I saved every
-pice I could get for washing or any way; and when Phoebe came, and
-I grew strong again, I set off. It was very lonely; through the
-thick forests, dark again with their heavy trees--along by the
-river's side (but I had been brought up near the Avon in
-Warwickshire, so that flowing noise sounded like home)--from
-station to station, from Indian village to village, I went along,
-carrying my child. I had seen one of the officer's ladies with a
-little picture, ma'am--done by a Catholic foreigner, ma'am--of the
-Virgin and the little Saviour, ma'am. She had him on her arm, and
-her form was softly curled round him, and their cheeks touched.
-Well, when I went to bid good-bye to this lady, for whom I had
-washed, she cried sadly; for she, too, had lost her children, but
-she had not another to save, like me; and I was bold enough to ask
-her would she give me that print. And she cried the more, and said
-her children were with that little blessed Jesus; and gave it me,
-and told me that she had heard it had been painted on the bottom of
-a cask, which made it have that round shape. And when my body was
-very weary, and my heart was sick (for there were times when I
-misdoubted if I could ever reach my home, and there were times when
-I thought of my husband, and one time when I thought my baby was
-dying), I took out that picture and looked at it, till I could have
-thought the mother spoke to me, and comforted me. And the natives
-were very kind. We could not understand one another; but they saw
-my baby on my breast, and they came out to me, and brought me rice
-and milk, and sometimes flowers--I have got some of the flowers
-dried. Then, the next morning, I was so tired; and they wanted me
-to stay with them--I could tell that--and tried to frighten me from
-going into the deep woods, which, indeed, looked very strange and
-dark; but it seemed to me as if Death was following me to take my
-baby away from me; and as if I must go on, and on--and I thought
-how God had cared for mothers ever since the world was made, and
-would care for me; so I bade them good-bye, and set off afresh.
-And once when my baby was ill, and both she and I needed rest, He
-led me to a place where I found a kind Englishman lived, right in
-the midst of the natives."
-
-"And you reached Calcutta safely at last?"
-
-"Yes, safely! Oh! when I knew I had only two days' journey more
-before me, I could not help it, ma'am--it might be idolatry, I
-cannot tell--but I was near one of the native temples, and I went
-into it with my baby to thank God for His great mercy; for it
-seemed to me that where others had prayed before to their God, in
-their joy or in their agony, was of itself a sacred place. And I
-got as servant to an invalid lady, who grew quite fond of my baby
-aboard-ship; and, in two years' time, Sam earned his discharge, and
-came home to me, and to our child. Then he had to fix on a trade;
-but he knew of none; and once, once upon a time, he had learnt some
-tricks from an Indian juggler; so he set up conjuring, and it
-answered so well that he took Thomas to help him--as his man, you
-know, not as another conjuror, though Thomas has set it up now on
-his own hook. But it has been a great help to us that likeness
-between the twins, and made a good many tricks go off well that
-they made up together. And Thomas is a good brother, only he has
-not the fine carriage of my husband, so that I can't think how he
-can be taken for Signor Brunoni himself, as he says he is."
-
-"Poor little Phoebe!" said I, my thoughts going back to the baby
-she carried all those hundred miles.
-
-"Ah! you may say so! I never thought I should have reared her,
-though, when she fell ill at Chunderabaddad; but that good, kind
-Aga Jenkyns took us in, which I believe was the very saving of
-her."
-
-"Jenkyns!" said I.
-
-"Yes, Jenkyns. I shall think all people of that name are kind; for
-here is that nice old lady who comes every day to take Phoebe a
-walk!"
-
-But an idea had flashed through my head; could the Aga Jenkyns be
-the lost Peter? True he was reported by many to be dead. But,
-equally true, some had said that he had arrived at the dignity of
-Great Lama of Thibet. Miss Matty thought he was alive. I would
-make further inquiry.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII--ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED
-
-
-
-Was the "poor Peter" of Cranford the Aga Jenkyns of Chunderabaddad,
-or was he not? As somebody says, that was the question.
-
-In my own home, whenever people had nothing else to do, they blamed
-me for want of discretion. Indiscretion was my bug-bear fault.
-Everybody has a bug-bear fault, a sort of standing characteristic--
-a piece de resistance for their friends to cut at; and in general
-they cut and come again. I was tired of being called indiscreet
-and incautious; and I determined for once to prove myself a model
-of prudence and wisdom. I would not even hint my suspicions
-respecting the Aga. I would collect evidence and carry it home to
-lay before my father, as the family friend of the two Miss
-Jenkynses.
-
-In my search after facts, I was often reminded of a description my
-father had once given of a ladies' committee that he had had to
-preside over. He said he could not help thinking of a passage in
-Dickens, which spoke of a chorus in which every man took the tune
-he knew best, and sang it to his own satisfaction. So, at this
-charitable committee, every lady took the subject uppermost in her
-mind, and talked about it to her own great contentment, but not
-much to the advancement of the subject they had met to discuss.
-But even that committee could have been nothing to the Cranford
-ladies when I attempted to gain some clear and definite information
-as to poor Peter's height, appearance, and when and where he was
-seen and heard of last. For instance, I remember asking Miss Pole
-(and I thought the question was very opportune, for I put it when I
-met her at a call at Mrs Forrester's, and both the ladies had known
-Peter, and I imagined that they might refresh each other's
-memories)--I asked Miss Pole what was the very last thing they had
-ever heard about him; and then she named the absurd report to which
-I have alluded, about his having been elected Great Lama of Thibet;
-and this was a signal for each lady to go off on her separate idea.
-Mrs Forrester's start was made on the veiled prophet in Lalla
-Rookh--whether I thought he was meant for the Great Lama, though
-Peter was not so ugly, indeed rather handsome, if he had not been
-freckled. I was thankful to see her double upon Peter; but, in a
-moment, the delusive lady was off upon Rowland's Kalydor, and the
-merits of cosmetics and hair oils in general, and holding forth so
-fluently that I turned to listen to Miss Pole, who (through the
-llamas, the beasts of burden) had got to Peruvian bonds, and the
-share market, and her poor opinion of joint-stock banks in general,
-and of that one in particular in which Miss Matty's money was
-invested. In vain I put in "When was it--in what year was it that
-you heard that Mr Peter was the Great Lama?" They only joined
-issue to dispute whether llamas were carnivorous animals or not; in
-which dispute they were not quite on fair grounds, as Mrs Forrester
-(after they had grown warm and cool again) acknowledged that she
-always confused carnivorous and graminivorous together, just as she
-did horizontal and perpendicular; but then she apologised for it
-very prettily, by saying that in her day the only use people made
-of four-syllabled words was to teach how they should be spelt.
-
-The only fact I gained from this conversation was that certainly
-Peter had last been heard of in India, "or that neighbourhood"; and
-that this scanty intelligence of his whereabouts had reached
-Cranford in the year when Miss Pole had brought her Indian muslin
-gown, long since worn out (we washed it and mended it, and traced
-its decline and fall into a window-blind before we could go on);
-and in a year when Wombwell came to Cranford, because Miss Matty
-had wanted to see an elephant in order that she might the better
-imagine Peter riding on one; and had seen a boa-constrictor too,
-which was more than she wished to imagine in her fancy-pictures of
-Peter's locality; and in a year when Miss Jenkyns had learnt some
-piece of poetry off by heart, and used to say, at all the Cranford
-parties, how Peter was "surveying mankind from China to Peru,"
-which everybody had thought very grand, and rather appropriate,
-because India was between China and Peru, if you took care to turn
-the globe to the left instead of the right.
-
-I suppose all these inquiries of mine, and the consequent curiosity
-excited in the minds of my friends, made us blind and deaf to what
-was going on around us. It seemed to me as if the sun rose and
-shone, and as if the rain rained on Cranford, just as usual, and I
-did not notice any sign of the times that could be considered as a
-prognostic of any uncommon event; and, to the best of my belief,
-not only Miss Matty and Mrs Forrester, but even Miss Pole herself,
-whom we looked upon as a kind of prophetess, from the knack she had
-of foreseeing things before they came to pass--although she did not
-like to disturb her friends by telling them her foreknowledge--even
-Miss Pole herself was breathless with astonishment when she came to
-tell us of the astounding piece of news. But I must recover
-myself; the contemplation of it, even at this distance of time, has
-taken away my breath and my grammar, and unless I subdue my
-emotion, my spelling will go too.
-
-We were sitting--Miss Matty and I--much as usual, she in the blue
-chintz easy-chair, with her back to the light, and her knitting in
-her hand, I reading aloud the St James's Chronicle. A few minutes
-more, and we should have gone to make the little alterations in
-dress usual before calling-time (twelve o'clock) in Cranford. I
-remember the scene and the date well. We had been talking of the
-signor's rapid recovery since the warmer weather had set in, and
-praising Mr Hoggins's skill, and lamenting his want of refinement
-and manner (it seems a curious coincidence that this should have
-been our subject, but so it was), when a knock was heard--a
-caller's knock--three distinct taps--and we were flying (that is to
-say, Miss Matty could not walk very fast, having had a touch of
-rheumatism) to our rooms, to change cap and collars, when Miss Pole
-arrested us by calling out, as she came up the stairs, "Don't go--I
-can't wait--it is not twelve, I know--but never mind your dress--I
-must speak to you." We did our best to look as if it was not we
-who had made the hurried movement, the sound of which she had
-heard; for, of course, we did not like to have it supposed that we
-had any old clothes that it was convenient to wear out in the
-"sanctuary of home," as Miss Jenkyns once prettily called the back
-parlour, where she was tying up preserves. So we threw our
-gentility with double force into our manners, and very genteel we
-were for two minutes while Miss Pole recovered breath, and excited
-our curiosity strongly by lifting up her hands in amazement, and
-bringing them down in silence, as if what she had to say was too
-big for words, and could only be expressed by pantomime.
-
-"What do you think, Miss Matty? What DO you think? Lady Glenmire
-is to marry--is to be married, I mean--Lady Glenmire--Mr Hoggins--
-Mr Hoggins is going to marry Lady Glenmire!"
-
-"Marry!" said we. "Marry! Madness!"
-
-"Marry!" said Miss Pole, with the decision that belonged to her
-character. "_I_ said marry! as you do; and I also said, 'What a
-fool my lady is going to make of herself!' I could have said
-'Madness!' but I controlled myself, for it was in a public shop
-that I heard of it. Where feminine delicacy is gone to, I don't
-know! You and I, Miss Matty, would have been ashamed to have known
-that our marriage was spoken of in a grocer's shop, in the hearing
-of shopmen!"
-
-"But," said Miss Matty, sighing as one recovering from a blow,
-"perhaps it is not true. Perhaps we are doing her injustice."
-
-"No," said Miss Pole. "I have taken care to ascertain that. I
-went straight to Mrs Fitz-Adam, to borrow a cookery-book which I
-knew she had; and I introduced my congratulations a propos of the
-difficulty gentlemen must have in house-keeping; and Mrs Fitz-Adam
-bridled up, and said that she believed it was true, though how and
-where I could have heard it she did not know. She said her brother
-and Lady Glenmire had come to an understanding at last.
-'Understanding!' such a coarse word! But my lady will have to come
-down to many a want of refinement. I have reason to believe Mr
-Hoggins sups on bread-and-cheese and beer every night.
-
-"Marry!" said Miss Matty once again. "Well! I never thought of
-it. Two people that we know going to be married. It's coming very
-near!"
-
-"So near that my heart stopped beating when I heard of it, while
-you might have counted twelve," said Miss Pole.
-
-"One does not know whose turn may come next. Here, in Cranford,
-poor Lady Glenmire might have thought herself safe," said Miss
-Matty, with a gentle pity in her tones.
-
-"Bah!" said Miss Pole, with a toss of her head. "Don't you
-remember poor dear Captain Brown's song 'Tibbie Fowler,' and the
-line -
-
-
-'Set her on the Tintock tap,
-The wind will blaw a man till her.'"
-
-
-"That was because 'Tibbie Fowler' was rich, I think."
-
-"Well! there was a kind of attraction about Lady Glenmire that I,
-for one, should be ashamed to have."
-
-I put in my wonder. "But how can she have fancied Mr Hoggins? I
-am not surprised that Mr Hoggins has liked her."
-
-"Oh! I don't know. Mr Hoggins is rich, and very pleasant-
-looking," said Miss Matty, "and very good-tempered and kind-
-hearted."
-
-"She has married for an establishment, that's it. I suppose she
-takes the surgery with it," said Miss Pole, with a little dry laugh
-at her own joke. But, like many people who think they have made a
-severe and sarcastic speech, which yet is clever of its kind, she
-began to relax in her grimness from the moment when she made this
-allusion to the surgery; and we turned to speculate on the way in
-which Mrs Jamieson would receive the news. The person whom she had
-left in charge of her house to keep off followers from her maids to
-set up a follower of her own! And that follower a man whom Mrs
-Jamieson had tabooed as vulgar, and inadmissible to Cranford
-society, not merely on account of his name, but because of his
-voice, his complexion, his boots, smelling of the stable, and
-himself, smelling of drugs. Had he ever been to see Lady Glenmire
-at Mrs Jamieson's? Chloride of lime would not purify the house in
-its owner's estimation if he had. Or had their interviews been
-confined to the occasional meetings in the chamber of the poor sick
-conjuror, to whom, with all our sense of the mesalliance, we could
-not help allowing that they had both been exceedingly kind? And
-now it turned out that a servant of Mrs Jamieson's had been ill,
-and Mr Hoggins had been attending her for some weeks. So the wolf
-had got into the fold, and now he was carrying off the shepherdess.
-What would Mrs Jamieson say? We looked into the darkness of
-futurity as a child gazes after a rocket up in the cloudy sky, full
-of wondering expectation of the rattle, the discharge, and the
-brilliant shower of sparks and light. Then we brought ourselves
-down to earth and the present time by questioning each other (being
-all equally ignorant, and all equally without the slightest data to
-build any conclusions upon) as to when IT would take place? Where?
-How much a year Mr Hoggins had? Whether she would drop her title?
-And how Martha and the other correct servants in Cranford would
-ever be brought to announce a married couple as Lady Glenmire and
-Mr Hoggins? But would they be visited? Would Mrs Jamieson let us?
-Or must we choose between the Honourable Mrs Jamieson and the
-degraded Lady Glenmire? We all liked Lady Glenmire the best. She
-was bright, and kind, and sociable, and agreeable; and Mrs Jamieson
-was dull, and inert, and pompous, and tiresome. But we had
-acknowledged the sway of the latter so long, that it seemed like a
-kind of disloyalty now even to meditate disobedience to the
-prohibition we anticipated.
-
-Mrs Forrester surprised us in our darned caps and patched collars;
-and we forgot all about them in our eagerness to see how she would
-bear the information, which we honourably left to Miss Pole, to
-impart, although, if we had been inclined to take unfair advantage,
-we might have rushed in ourselves, for she had a most out-of-place
-fit of coughing for five minutes after Mrs Forrester entered the
-room. I shall never forget the imploring expression of her eyes,
-as she looked at us over her pocket-handkerchief. They said, as
-plain as words could speak, "Don't let Nature deprive me of the
-treasure which is mine, although for a time I can make no use of
-it." And we did not.
-
-Mrs Forrester's surprise was equal to ours; and her sense of injury
-rather greater, because she had to feel for her Order, and saw more
-fully than we could do how such conduct brought stains on the
-aristocracy.
-
-When she and Miss Pole left us we endeavoured to subside into
-calmness; but Miss Matty was really upset by the intelligence she
-had heard. She reckoned it up, and it was more than fifteen years
-since she had heard of any of her acquaintance going to be married,
-with the one exception of Miss Jessie Brown; and, as she said, it
-gave her quite a shock, and made her feel as if she could not think
-what would happen next.
-
-I don't know whether it is a fancy of mine, or a real fact, but I
-have noticed that, just after the announcement of an engagement in
-any set, the unmarried ladies in that set flutter out in an unusual
-gaiety and newness of dress, as much as to say, in a tacit and
-unconscious manner, "We also are spinsters." Miss Matty and Miss
-Pole talked and thought more about bonnets, gowns, caps, and
-shawls, during the fortnight that succeeded this call, than I had
-known them do for years before. But it might be the spring
-weather, for it was a warm and pleasant March; and merinoes and
-beavers, and woollen materials of all sorts were but ungracious
-receptacles of the bright sun's glancing rays. It had not been
-Lady Glenmire's dress that had won Mr Hoggins's heart, for she went
-about on her errands of kindness more shabby than ever. Although
-in the hurried glimpses I caught of her at church or elsewhere she
-appeared rather to shun meeting any of her friends, her face seemed
-to have almost something of the flush of youth in it; her lips
-looked redder and more trembling full than in their old compressed
-state, and her eyes dwelt on all things with a lingering light, as
-if she was learning to love Cranford and its belongings. Mr
-Hoggins looked broad and radiant, and creaked up the middle aisle
-at church in a brand-new pair of top-boots--an audible, as well as
-visible, sign of his purposed change of state; for the tradition
-went, that the boots he had worn till now were the identical pair
-in which he first set out on his rounds in Cranford twenty-five
-years ago; only they had been new-pieced, high and low, top and
-bottom, heel and sole, black leather and brown leather, more times
-than any one could tell.
-
-None of the ladies in Cranford chose to sanction the marriage by
-congratulating either of the parties. We wished to ignore the
-whole affair until our liege lady, Mrs Jamieson, returned. Till
-she came back to give us our cue, we felt that it would be better
-to consider the engagement in the same light as the Queen of
-Spain's legs--facts which certainly existed, but the less said
-about the better. This restraint upon our tongues--for you see if
-we did not speak about it to any of the parties concerned, how
-could we get answers to the questions that we longed to ask?--was
-beginning to be irksome, and our idea of the dignity of silence was
-paling before our curiosity, when another direction was given to
-our thoughts, by an announcement on the part of the principal
-shopkeeper of Cranford, who ranged the trades from grocer and
-cheesemonger to man-milliner, as occasion required, that the spring
-fashions were arrived, and would be exhibited on the following
-Tuesday at his rooms in High Street. Now Miss Matty had been only
-waiting for this before buying herself a new silk gown. I had
-offered, it is true, to send to Drumble for patterns, but she had
-rejected my proposal, gently implying that she had not forgotten
-her disappointment about the sea-green turban. I was thankful that
-I was on the spot now, to counteract the dazzling fascination of
-any yellow or scarlet silk.
-
-I must say a word or two here about myself. I have spoken of my
-father's old friendship for the Jenkyns family; indeed, I am not
-sure if there was not some distant relationship. He had willingly
-allowed me to remain all the winter at Cranford, in consideration
-of a letter which Miss Matty had written to him about the time of
-the panic, in which I suspect she had exaggerated my powers and my
-bravery as a defender of the house. But now that the days were
-longer and more cheerful, he was beginning to urge the necessity of
-my return; and I only delayed in a sort of odd forlorn hope that if
-I could obtain any clear information, I might make the account
-given by the signora of the Aga Jenkyns tally with that of "poor
-Peter," his appearance and disappearance, which I had winnowed out
-of the conversation of Miss Pole and Mrs Forrester.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII--STOPPED PAYMENT
-
-
-
-The very Tuesday morning on which Mr Johnson was going to show the
-fashions, the post-woman brought two letters to the house. I say
-the post-woman, but I should say the postman's wife. He was a lame
-shoemaker, a very clean, honest man, much respected in the town;
-but he never brought the letters round except on unusual occasions,
-such as Christmas Day or Good Friday; and on those days the
-letters, which should have been delivered at eight in the morning,
-did not make their appearance until two or three in the afternoon,
-for every one liked poor Thomas, and gave him a welcome on these
-festive occasions. He used to say, "He was welly stawed wi'
-eating, for there were three or four houses where nowt would serve
-'em but he must share in their breakfast;" and by the time he had
-done his last breakfast, he came to some other friend who was
-beginning dinner; but come what might in the way of temptation, Tom
-was always sober, civil, and smiling; and, as Miss Jenkyns used to
-say, it was a lesson in patience, that she doubted not would call
-out that precious quality in some minds, where, but for Thomas, it
-might have lain dormant and undiscovered. Patience was certainly
-very dormant in Miss Jenkyns's mind. She was always expecting
-letters, and always drumming on the table till the post-woman had
-called or gone past. On Christmas Day and Good Friday she drummed
-from breakfast till church, from church-time till two o'clock--
-unless when the fire wanted stirring, when she invariably knocked
-down the fire-irons, and scolded Miss Matty for it. But equally
-certain was the hearty welcome and the good dinner for Thomas; Miss
-Jenkyns standing over him like a bold dragoon, questioning him as
-to his children--what they were doing--what school they went to;
-upbraiding him if another was likely to make its appearance, but
-sending even the little babies the shilling and the mince-pie which
-was her gift to all the children, with half-a-crown in addition for
-both father and mother. The post was not half of so much
-consequence to dear Miss Matty; but not for the world would she
-have diminished Thomas's welcome and his dole, though I could see
-that she felt rather shy over the ceremony, which had been regarded
-by Miss Jenkyns as a glorious opportunity for giving advice and
-benefiting her fellow-creatures. Miss Matty would steal the money
-all in a lump into his hand, as if she were ashamed of herself.
-Miss Jenkyns gave him each individual coin separate, with a "There!
-that's for yourself; that's for Jenny," etc. Miss Matty would even
-beckon Martha out of the kitchen while he ate his food: and once,
-to my knowledge, winked at its rapid disappearance into a blue
-cotton pocket-handkerchief. Miss Jenkyns almost scolded him if he
-did not leave a clean plate, however heaped it might have been, and
-gave an injunction with every mouthful.
-
-I have wandered a long way from the two letters that awaited us on
-the breakfast-table that Tuesday morning. Mine was from my father.
-Miss Matty's was printed. My father's was just a man's letter; I
-mean it was very dull, and gave no information beyond that he was
-well, that they had had a good deal of rain, that trade was very
-stagnant, and there were many disagreeable rumours afloat. He then
-asked me if I knew whether Miss Matty still retained her shares in
-the Town and County Bank, as there were very unpleasant reports
-about it; though nothing more than he had always foreseen, and had
-prophesied to Miss Jenkyns years ago, when she would invest their
-little property in it--the only unwise step that clever woman had
-ever taken, to his knowledge (the only time she ever acted against
-his advice, I knew). However, if anything had gone wrong, of
-course I was not to think of leaving Miss Matty while I could be of
-any use, etc.
-
-"Who is your letter from, my dear? Mine is a very civil
-invitation, signed 'Edwin Wilson,' asking me to attend an important
-meeting of the shareholders of the Town and County Bank, to be held
-in Drumble, on Thursday the twenty-first. I am sure, it is very
-attentive of them to remember me."
-
-I did not like to hear of this "important meeting," for, though I
-did not know much about business, I feared it confirmed what my
-father said: however, I thought, ill news always came fast enough,
-so I resolved to say nothing about my alarm, and merely told her
-that my father was well, and sent his kind regards to her. She
-kept turning over and admiring her letter. At last she spoke -
-
-"I remember their sending one to Deborah just like this; but that I
-did not wonder at, for everybody knew she was so clear-headed. I
-am afraid I could not help them much; indeed, if they came to
-accounts, I should be quite in the way, for I never could do sums
-in my head. Deborah, I know, rather wished to go, and went so far
-as to order a new bonnet for the occasion: but when the time came
-she had a bad cold; so they sent her a very polite account of what
-they had done. Chosen a director, I think it was. Do you think
-they want me to help them to choose a director? I am sure I should
-choose your father at once!'
-
-"My father has no shares in the bank," said I.
-
-"Oh, no! I remember. He objected very much to Deborah's buying
-any, I believe. But she was quite the woman of business, and
-always judged for herself; and here, you see, they have paid eight
-per cent. all these years."
-
-It was a very uncomfortable subject to me, with my half-knowledge;
-so I thought I would change the conversation, and I asked at what
-time she thought we had better go and see the fashions. "Well, my
-dear," she said, "the thing is this: it is not etiquette to go
-till after twelve; but then, you see, all Cranford will be there,
-and one does not like to be too curious about dress and trimmings
-and caps with all the world looking on. It is never genteel to be
-over-curious on these occasions. Deborah had the knack of always
-looking as if the latest fashion was nothing new to her; a manner
-she had caught from Lady Arley, who did see all the new modes in
-London, you know. So I thought we would just slip down--for I do
-want this morning, soon after breakfast half-a-pound of tea--and
-then we could go up and examine the things at our leisure, and see
-exactly how my new silk gown must be made; and then, after twelve,
-we could go with our minds disengaged, and free from thoughts of
-dress."
-
-We began to talk of Miss Matty's new silk gown. I discovered that
-it would be really the first time in her life that she had had to
-choose anything of consequence for herself: for Miss Jenkyns had
-always been the more decided character, whatever her taste might
-have been; and it is astonishing how such people carry the world
-before them by the mere force of will. Miss Matty anticipated the
-sight of the glossy folds with as much delight as if the five
-sovereigns, set apart for the purchase, could buy all the silks in
-the shop; and (remembering my own loss of two hours in a toyshop
-before I could tell on what wonder to spend a silver threepence) I
-was very glad that we were going early, that dear Miss Matty might
-have leisure for the delights of perplexity.
-
-If a happy sea-green could be met with, the gown was to be sea-
-green: if not, she inclined to maize, and I to silver gray; and we
-discussed the requisite number of breadths until we arrived at the
-shop-door. We were to buy the tea, select the silk, and then
-clamber up the iron corkscrew stairs that led into what was once a
-loft, though now a fashion show-room.
-
-The young men at Mr Johnson's had on their best looks; and their
-best cravats, and pivoted themselves over the counter with
-surprising activity. They wanted to show us upstairs at once; but
-on the principle of business first and pleasure afterwards, we
-stayed to purchase the tea. Here Miss Matty's absence of mind
-betrayed itself. If she was made aware that she had been drinking
-green tea at any time, she always thought it her duty to lie awake
-half through the night afterward (I have known her take it in
-ignorance many a time without such effects), and consequently green
-tea was prohibited the house; yet to-day she herself asked for the
-obnoxious article, under the impression that she was talking about
-the silk. However, the mistake was soon rectified; and then the
-silks were unrolled in good truth. By this time the shop was
-pretty well filled, for it was Cranford market-day, and many of the
-farmers and country people from the neighbourhood round came in,
-sleeking down their hair, and glancing shyly about, from under
-their eyelids, as anxious to take back some notion of the unusual
-gaiety to the mistress or the lasses at home, and yet feeling that
-they were out of place among the smart shopmen and gay shawls and
-summer prints. One honest-looking man, however, made his way up to
-the counter at which we stood, and boldly asked to look at a shawl
-or two. The other country folk confined themselves to the grocery
-side; but our neighbour was evidently too full of some kind
-intention towards mistress, wife or daughter, to be shy; and it
-soon became a question with me, whether he or Miss Matty would keep
-their shopmen the longest time. He thought each shawl more
-beautiful than the last; and, as for Miss Matty, she smiled and
-sighed over each fresh bale that was brought out; one colour set
-off another, and the heap together would, as she said, make even
-the rainbow look poor.
-
-"I am afraid," said she, hesitating, "Whichever I choose I shall
-wish I had taken another. Look at this lovely crimson! it would be
-so warm in winter. But spring is coming on, you know. I wish I
-could have a gown for every season," said she, dropping her voice--
-as we all did in Cranford whenever we talked of anything we wished
-for but could not afford. "However," she continued in a louder and
-more cheerful tone, "it would give me a great deal of trouble to
-take care of them if I had them; so, I think, I'll only take one.
-But which must it be, my dear?"
-
-And now she hovered over a lilac with yellow spots, while I pulled
-out a quiet sage-green that had faded into insignificance under the
-more brilliant colours, but which was nevertheless a good silk in
-its humble way. Our attention was called off to our neighbour. He
-had chosen a shawl of about thirty shillings' value; and his face
-looked broadly happy, under the anticipation, no doubt, of the
-pleasant surprise he would give to some Molly or Jenny at home; he
-had tugged a leathern purse out of his breeches-pocket, and had
-offered a five-pound note in payment for the shawl, and for some
-parcels which had been brought round to him from the grocery
-counter; and it was just at this point that he attracted our
-notice. The shopman was examining the note with a puzzled,
-doubtful air.
-
-"Town and County Bank! I am not sure, sir, but I believe we have
-received a warning against notes issued by this bank only this
-morning. I will just step and ask Mr Johnson, sir; but I'm afraid
-I must trouble you for payment in cash, or in a note of a different
-bank."
-
-I never saw a man's countenance fall so suddenly into dismay and
-bewilderment. It was almost piteous to see the rapid change.
-
-"Dang it!" said he, striking his fist down on the table, as if to
-try which was the harder, "the chap talks as if notes and gold were
-to be had for the picking up."
-
-Miss Matty had forgotten her silk gown in her interest for the man.
-I don't think she had caught the name of the bank, and in my
-nervous cowardice I was anxious that she should not; and so I began
-admiring the yellow-spotted lilac gown that I had been utterly
-condemning only a minute before. But it was of no use.
-
-"What bank was it? I mean, what bank did your note belong to?"
-
-"Town and County Bank."
-
-"Let me see it," said she quietly to the shopman, gently taking it
-out of his hand, as he brought it back to return it to the farmer.
-
-Mr Johnson was very sorry, but, from information he had received,
-the notes issued by that bank were little better than waste paper.
-
-"I don't understand it," said Miss Matty to me in a low voice.
-"That is our bank, is it not?--the Town and County Bank?"
-
-"Yes," said I. "This lilac silk will just match the ribbons in
-your new cap, I believe," I continued, holding up the folds so as
-to catch the light, and wishing that the man would make haste and
-be gone, and yet having a new wonder, that had only just sprung up,
-how far it was wise or right in me to allow Miss Matty to make this
-expensive purchase, if the affairs of the bank were really so bad
-as the refusal of the note implied.
-
-But Miss Matty put on the soft dignified manner, peculiar to her,
-rarely used, and yet which became her so well, and laying her hand
-gently on mine, she said -
-
-"Never mind the silks for a few minutes, dear. I don't understand
-you, sir," turning now to the shopman, who had been attending to
-the farmer. "Is this a forged note?"
-
-"Oh, no, ma'am. It is a true note of its kind; but you see, ma'am,
-it is a joint-stock bank, and there are reports out that it is
-likely to break. Mr Johnson is only doing his duty, ma'am, as I am
-sure Mr Dobson knows."
-
-But Mr Dobson could not respond to the appealing bow by any
-answering smile. He was turning the note absently over in his
-fingers, looking gloomily enough at the parcel containing the
-lately-chosen shawl.
-
-"It's hard upon a poor man," said he, "as earns every farthing with
-the sweat of his brow. However, there's no help for it. You must
-take back your shawl, my man; Lizzle must go on with her cloak for
-a while. And yon figs for the little ones--I promised them to 'em-
--I'll take them; but the 'bacco, and the other things" -
-
-"I will give you five sovereigns for your note, my good man," said
-Miss Matty. "I think there is some great mistake about it, for I
-am one of the shareholders, and I'm sure they would have told me if
-things had not been going on right."
-
-The shopman whispered a word or two across the table to Miss Matty.
-She looked at him with a dubious air.
-
-"Perhaps so," said she. "But I don't pretend to understand
-business; I only know that if it is going to fail, and if honest
-people are to lose their money because they have taken our notes--I
-can't explain myself," said she, suddenly becoming aware that she
-had got into a long sentence with four people for audience; "only I
-would rather exchange my gold for the note, if you please," turning
-to the farmer, "and then you can take your wife the shawl. It is
-only going without my gown a few days longer," she continued,
-speaking to me. "Then, I have no doubt, everything will be cleared
-up."
-
-"But if it is cleared up the wrong way?" said I.
-
-"Why, then it will only have been common honesty in me, as a
-shareholder, to have given this good man the money. I am quite
-clear about it in my own mind; but, you know, I can never speak
-quite as comprehensibly as others can, only you must give me your
-note, Mr Dobson, if you please, and go on with your purchases with
-these sovereigns."
-
-The man looked at her with silent gratitude--too awkward to put his
-thanks into words; but he hung back for a minute or two, fumbling
-with his note.
-
-"I'm loth to make another one lose instead of me, if it is a loss;
-but, you see, five pounds is a deal of money to a man with a
-family; and, as you say, ten to one in a day or two the note will
-be as good as gold again."
-
-"No hope of that, my friend," said the shopman.
-
-"The more reason why I should take it," said Miss Matty quietly.
-She pushed her sovereigns towards the man, who slowly laid his note
-down in exchange. "Thank you. I will wait a day or two before I
-purchase any of these silks; perhaps you will then have a greater
-choice. My dear, will you come upstairs?"
-
-We inspected the fashions with as minute and curious an interest as
-if the gown to be made after them had been bought. I could not see
-that the little event in the shop below had in the least damped
-Miss Matty's curiosity as to the make of sleeves or the sit of
-skirts. She once or twice exchanged congratulations with me on our
-private and leisurely view of the bonnets and shawls; but I was,
-all the time, not so sure that our examination was so utterly
-private, for I caught glimpses of a figure dodging behind the
-cloaks and mantles; and, by a dexterous move, I came face to face
-with Miss Pole, also in morning costume (the principal feature of
-which was her being without teeth, and wearing a veil to conceal
-the deficiency), come on the same errand as ourselves. But she
-quickly took her departure, because, as she said, she had a bad
-headache, and did not feel herself up to conversation.
-
-As we came down through the shop, the civil Mr Johnson was awaiting
-us; he had been informed of the exchange of the note for gold, and
-with much good feeling and real kindness, but with a little want of
-tact, he wished to condole with Miss Matty, and impress upon her
-the true state of the case. I could only hope that he had heard an
-exaggerated rumour for he said that her shares were worse than
-nothing, and that the bank could not pay a shilling in the pound.
-I was glad that Miss Matty seemed still a little incredulous; but I
-could not tell how much of this was real or assumed, with that
-self-control which seemed habitual to ladies of Miss Matty's
-standing in Cranford, who would have thought their dignity
-compromised by the slightest expression of surprise, dismay, or any
-similar feeling to an inferior in station, or in a public shop.
-However, we walked home very silently. I am ashamed to say, I
-believe I was rather vexed and annoyed at Miss Matty's conduct in
-taking the note to herself so decidedly. I had so set my heart
-upon her having a new silk gown, which she wanted sadly; in general
-she was so undecided anybody might turn her round; in this case I
-had felt that it was no use attempting it, but I was not the less
-put out at the result.
-
-Somehow, after twelve o'clock, we both acknowledged to a sated
-curiosity about the fashions, and to a certain fatigue of body
-(which was, in fact, depression of mind) that indisposed us to go
-out again. But still we never spoke of the note; till, all at
-once, something possessed me to ask Miss Matty if she would think
-it her duty to offer sovereigns for all the notes of the Town and
-County Bank she met with? I could have bitten my tongue out the
-minute I had said it. She looked up rather sadly, and as if I had
-thrown a new perplexity into her already distressed mind; and for a
-minute or two she did not speak. Then she said--my own dear Miss
-Matty--without a shade of reproach in her voice -
-
-"My dear, I never feel as if my mind was what people call very
-strong; and it's often hard enough work for me to settle what I
-ought to do with the case right before me. I was very thankful to-
--I was very thankful, that I saw my duty this morning, with the
-poor man standing by me; but its rather a strain upon me to keep
-thinking and thinking what I should do if such and such a thing
-happened; and, I believe, I had rather wait and see what really
-does come; and I don't doubt I shall be helped then if I don't
-fidget myself, and get too anxious beforehand. You know, love, I'm
-not like Deborah. If Deborah had lived, I've no doubt she would
-have seen after them, before they had got themselves into this
-state."
-
-We had neither of us much appetite for dinner, though we tried to
-talk cheerfully about indifferent things. When we returned into
-the drawing-room, Miss Matty unlocked her desk and began to look
-over her account-books. I was so penitent for what I had said in
-the morning, that I did not choose to take upon myself the
-presumption to suppose that I could assist her; I rather left her
-alone, as, with puzzled brow, her eye followed her pen up and down
-the ruled page. By-and-by she shut the book, locked the desk, and
-came and drew a chair to mine, where I sat in moody sorrow over the
-fire. I stole my hand into hers; she clasped it, but did not speak
-a word. At last she said, with forced composure in her voice, "If
-that bank goes wrong, I shall lose one hundred and forty-nine
-pounds thirteen shillings and fourpence a year; I shall only have
-thirteen pounds a year left." I squeezed her hand hard and tight.
-I did not know what to say. Presently (it was too dark to see her
-face) I felt her fingers work convulsively in my grasp; and I knew
-she was going to speak again. I heard the sobs in her voice as she
-said, "I hope it's not wrong--not wicked--but, oh! I am so glad
-poor Deborah is spared this. She could not have borne to come down
-in the world--she had such a noble, lofty spirit."
-
-This was all she said about the sister who had insisted upon
-investing their little property in that unlucky bank. We were
-later in lighting the candle than usual that night, and until that
-light shamed us into speaking, we sat together very silently and
-sadly.
-
-However, we took to our work after tea with a kind of forced
-cheerfulness (which soon became real as far as it went), talking of
-that never-ending wonder, Lady Glenmire's engagement. Miss Matty
-was almost coming round to think it a good thing.
-
-"I don't mean to deny that men are troublesome in a house. I don't
-judge from my own experience, for my father was neatness itself,
-and wiped his shoes on coming in as carefully as any woman; but
-still a man has a sort of knowledge of what should be done in
-difficulties, that it is very pleasant to have one at hand ready to
-lean upon. Now, Lady Glenmire, instead of being tossed about, and
-wondering where she is to settle, will be certain of a home among
-pleasant and kind people, such as our good Miss Pole and Mrs
-Forrester. And Mr Hoggins is really a very personable man; and as
-for his manners, why, if they are not very polished, I have known
-people with very good hearts and very clever minds too, who were
-not what some people reckoned refined, but who were both true and
-tender."
-
-She fell off into a soft reverie about Mr Holbrook, and I did not
-interrupt her, I was so busy maturing a plan I had had in my mind
-for some days, but which this threatened failure of the bank had
-brought to a crisis. That night, after Miss Matty went to bed, I
-treacherously lighted the candle again, and sat down in the
-drawing-room to compose a letter to the Aga Jenkyns, a letter which
-should affect him if he were Peter, and yet seem a mere statement
-of dry facts if he were a stranger. The church clock pealed out
-two before I had done.
-
-The next morning news came, both official and otherwise, that the
-Town and County Bank had stopped payment. Miss Matty was ruined.
-
-She tried to speak quietly to me; but when she came to the actual
-fact that she would have but about five shillings a week to live
-upon, she could not restrain a few tears.
-
-"I am not crying for myself, dear," said she, wiping them away; "I
-believe I am crying for the very silly thought of how my mother
-would grieve if she could know; she always cared for us so much
-more than for herself. But many a poor person has less, and I am
-not very extravagant, and, thank God, when the neck of mutton, and
-Martha's wages, and the rent are paid, I have not a farthing owing.
-Poor Martha! I think she'll be sorry to leave me."
-
-Miss Matty smiled at me through her tears, and she would fain have
-had me see only the smile, not the tears.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV--FRIENDS IN NEED
-
-
-
-It was an example to me, and I fancy it might be to many others, to
-see how immediately Miss Matty set about the retrenchment which she
-knew to be right under her altered circumstances. While she went
-down to speak to Martha, and break the intelligence to her, I stole
-out with my letter to the Aga Jenkyns, and went to the signor's
-lodgings to obtain the exact address. I bound the signora to
-secrecy; and indeed her military manners had a degree of shortness
-and reserve in them which made her always say as little as
-possible, except when under the pressure of strong excitement.
-Moreover (which made my secret doubly sure), the signor was now so
-far recovered as to be looking forward to travelling and conjuring
-again in the space of a few days, when he, his wife, and little
-Phoebe would leave Cranford. Indeed, I found him looking over a
-great black and red placard, in which the Signor Brunoni's
-accomplishments were set forth, and to which only the name of the
-town where he would next display them was wanting. He and his wife
-were so much absorbed in deciding where the red letters would come
-in with most effect (it might have been the Rubric for that
-matter), that it was some time before I could get my question asked
-privately, and not before I had given several decisions, the which
-I questioned afterwards with equal wisdom of sincerity as soon as
-the signor threw in his doubts and reasons on the important
-subject. At last I got the address, spelt by sound, and very queer
-it looked. I dropped it in the post on my way home, and then for a
-minute I stood looking at the wooden pane with a gaping slit which
-divided me from the letter but a moment ago in my hand. It was
-gone from me like life, never to be recalled. It would get tossed
-about on the sea, and stained with sea-waves perhaps, and be
-carried among palm-trees, and scented with all tropical fragrance;
-the little piece of paper, but an hour ago so familiar and
-commonplace, had set out on its race to the strange wild countries
-beyond the Ganges! But I could not afford to lose much time on
-this speculation. I hastened home, that Miss Matty might not miss
-me. Martha opened the door to me, her face swollen with crying.
-As soon as she saw me she burst out afresh, and taking hold of my
-arm she pulled me in, and banged the door to, in order to ask me if
-indeed it was all true that Miss Matty had been saying.
-
-"I'll never leave her! No; I won't. I telled her so, and said I
-could not think how she could find in her heart to give me warning.
-I could not have had the face to do it, if I'd been her. I might
-ha' been just as good for nothing as Mrs Fitz-Adam's Rosy, who
-struck for wages after living seven years and a half in one place.
-I said I was not one to go and serve Mammon at that rate; that I
-knew when I'd got a good missus, if she didn't know when she'd got
-a good servant" -
-
-"But, Martha," said I, cutting in while she wiped her eyes.
-
-"Don't, 'but Martha' me," she replied to my deprecatory tone.
-
-"Listen to reason" -
-
-"I'll not listen to reason," she said, now in full possession of
-her voice, which had been rather choked with sobbing. "Reason
-always means what someone else has got to say. Now I think what
-I've got to say is good enough reason; but reason or not, I'll say
-it, and I'll stick to it. I've money in the Savings Bank, and I've
-a good stock of clothes, and I'm not going to leave Miss Matty.
-No, not if she gives me warning every hour in the day!"
-
-She put her arms akimbo, as much as to say she defied me; and,
-indeed, I could hardly tell how to begin to remonstrate with her,
-so much did I feel that Miss Matty, in her increasing infirmity,
-needed the attendance of this kind and faithful woman.
-
-"Well"--said I at last.
-
-"I'm thankful you begin with 'well!' If you'd have begun with
-'but,' as you did afore, I'd not ha' listened to you. Now you may
-go on."
-
-"I know you would be a great loss to Miss Matty, Martha" -
-
-"I telled her so. A loss she'd never cease to be sorry for," broke
-in Martha triumphantly.
-
-"Still, she will have so little--so very little--to live upon, that
-I don't see just now how she could find you food--she will even be
-pressed for her own. I tell you this, Martha, because I feel you
-are like a friend to dear Miss Matty, but you know she might not
-like to have it spoken about."
-
-Apparently this was even a blacker view of the subject than Miss
-Matty had presented to her, for Martha just sat down on the first
-chair that came to hand, and cried out loud (we had been standing
-in the kitchen).
-
-At last she put her apron down, and looking me earnestly in the
-face, asked, "Was that the reason Miss Matty wouldn't order a
-pudding to-day? She said she had no great fancy for sweet things,
-and you and she would just have a mutton chop. But I'll be up to
-her. Never you tell, but I'll make her a pudding, and a pudding
-she'll like, too, and I'll pay for it myself; so mind you see she
-eats it. Many a one has been comforted in their sorrow by seeing a
-good dish come upon the table."
-
-I was rather glad that Martha's energy had taken the immediate and
-practical direction of pudding-making, for it staved off the
-quarrelsome discussion as to whether she should or should not leave
-Miss Matty's service. She began to tie on a clean apron, and
-otherwise prepare herself for going to the shop for the butter,
-eggs, and what else she might require. She would not use a scrap
-of the articles already in the house for her cookery, but went to
-an old tea-pot in which her private store of money was deposited,
-and took out what she wanted.
-
-I found Miss Matty very quiet, and not a little sad; but by-and-by
-she tried to smile for my sake. It was settled that I was to write
-to my father, and ask him to come over and hold a consultation, and
-as soon as this letter was despatched we began to talk over future
-plans. Miss Matty's idea was to take a single room, and retain as
-much of her furniture as would be necessary to fit up this, and
-sell the rest, and there to quietly exist upon what would remain
-after paying the rent. For my part, I was more ambitious and less
-contented. I thought of all the things by which a woman, past
-middle age, and with the education common to ladies fifty years
-ago, could earn or add to a living without materially losing caste;
-but at length I put even this last clause on one side, and wondered
-what in the world Miss Matty could do.
-
-Teaching was, of course, the first thing that suggested itself. If
-Miss Matty could teach children anything, it would throw her among
-the little elves in whom her soul delighted. I ran over her
-accomplishments. Once upon a time I had heard her say she could
-play "Ah! vous dirai-je, maman?" on the piano, but that was long,
-long ago; that faint shadow of musical acquirement had died out
-years before. She had also once been able to trace out patterns
-very nicely for muslin embroidery, by dint of placing a piece of
-silver paper over the design to be copied, and holding both against
-the window-pane while she marked the scollop and eyelet-holes. But
-that was her nearest approach to the accomplishment of drawing, and
-I did not think it would go very far. Then again, as to the
-branches of a solid English education--fancy work and the use of
-the globes--such as the mistress of the Ladies' Seminary, to which
-all the tradespeople in Cranford sent their daughters, professed to
-teach. Miss Matty's eyes were failing her, and I doubted if she
-could discover the number of threads in a worsted-work pattern, or
-rightly appreciate the different shades required for Queen
-Adelaide's face in the loyal wool-work now fashionable in Cranford.
-As for the use of the globes, I had never been able to find it out
-myself, so perhaps I was not a good judge of Miss Matty's
-capability of instructing in this branch of education; but it
-struck me that equators and tropics, and such mystical circles,
-were very imaginary lines indeed to her, and that she looked upon
-the signs of the Zodiac as so many remnants of the Black Art.
-
-What she piqued herself upon, as arts in which she excelled, was
-making candle-lighters, or "spills" (as she preferred calling
-them), of coloured paper, cut so as to resemble feathers, and
-knitting garters in a variety of dainty stitches. I had once said,
-on receiving a present of an elaborate pair, that I should feel
-quite tempted to drop one of them in the street, in order to have
-it admired; but I found this little joke (and it was a very little
-one) was such a distress to her sense of propriety, and was taken
-with such anxious, earnest alarm, lest the temptation might some
-day prove too strong for me, that I quite regretted having ventured
-upon it. A present of these delicately-wrought garters, a bunch of
-gay "spills," or a set of cards on which sewing-silk was wound in a
-mystical manner, were the well-known tokens of Miss Matty's favour.
-But would any one pay to have their children taught these arts? or,
-indeed, would Miss Matty sell, for filthy lucre, the knack and the
-skill with which she made trifles of value to those who loved her?
-
-I had to come down to reading, writing, and arithmetic; and, in
-reading the chapter every morning, she always coughed before coming
-to long words. I doubted her power of getting through a
-genealogical chapter, with any number of coughs. Writing she did
-well and delicately--but spelling! She seemed to think that the
-more out-of-the-way this was, and the more trouble it cost her, the
-greater the compliment she paid to her correspondent; and words
-that she would spell quite correctly in her letters to me became
-perfect enigmas when she wrote to my father.
-
-No! there was nothing she could teach to the rising generation of
-Cranford, unless they had been quick learners and ready imitators
-of her patience, her humility, her sweetness, her quiet contentment
-with all that she could not do. I pondered and pondered until
-dinner was announced by Martha, with a face all blubbered and
-swollen with crying.
-
-Miss Matty had a few little peculiarities which Martha was apt to
-regard as whims below her attention, and appeared to consider as
-childish fancies of which an old lady of fifty-eight should try and
-cure herself. But to-day everything was attended to with the most
-careful regard. The bread was cut to the imaginary pattern of
-excellence that existed in Miss Matty's mind, as being the way
-which her mother had preferred, the curtain was drawn so as to
-exclude the dead brick wall of a neighbour's stable, and yet left
-so as to show every tender leaf of the poplar which was bursting
-into spring beauty. Martha's tone to Miss Matty was just such as
-that good, rough-spoken servant usually kept sacred for little
-children, and which I had never heard her use to any grown-up
-person.
-
-I had forgotten to tell Miss Matty about the pudding, and I was
-afraid she might not do justice to it, for she had evidently very
-little appetite this day; so I seized the opportunity of letting
-her into the secret while Martha took away the meat. Miss Matty's
-eyes filled with tears, and she could not speak, either to express
-surprise or delight, when Martha returned bearing it aloft, made in
-the most wonderful representation of a lion couchant that ever was
-moulded. Martha's face gleamed with triumph as she set it down
-before Miss Matty with an exultant "There!" Miss Matty wanted to
-speak her thanks, but could not; so she took Martha's hand and
-shook it warmly, which set Martha off crying, and I myself could
-hardly keep up the necessary composure. Martha burst out of the
-room, and Miss Matty had to clear her voice once or twice before
-she could speak. At last she said, "I should like to keep this
-pudding under a glass shade, my dear!" and the notion of the lion
-couchant, with his currant eyes, being hoisted up to the place of
-honour on a mantelpiece, tickled my hysterical fancy, and I began
-to laugh, which rather surprised Miss Matty.
-
-"I am sure, dear, I have seen uglier things under a glass shade
-before now," said she.
-
-So had I, many a time and oft, and I accordingly composed my
-countenance (and now I could hardly keep from crying), and we both
-fell to upon the pudding, which was indeed excellent--only every
-morsel seemed to choke us, our hearts were so full.
-
-We had too much to think about to talk much that afternoon. It
-passed over very tranquilly. But when the tea-urn was brought in a
-new thought came into my head. Why should not Miss Matty sell tea-
--be an agent to the East India Tea Company which then existed? I
-could see no objections to this plan, while the advantages were
-many--always supposing that Miss Matty could get over the
-degradation of condescending to anything like trade. Tea was
-neither greasy nor sticky--grease and stickiness being two of the
-qualities which Miss Matty could not endure. No shop-window would
-be required. A small, genteel notification of her being licensed
-to sell tea would, it is true, be necessary, but I hoped that it
-could be placed where no one would see it. Neither was tea a heavy
-article, so as to tax Miss Matty's fragile strength. The only
-thing against my plan was the buying and selling involved.
-
-While I was giving but absent answers to the questions Miss Matty
-was putting--almost as absently--we heard a clumping sound on the
-stairs, and a whispering outside the door, which indeed once opened
-and shut as if by some invisible agency. After a little while
-Martha came in, dragging after her a great tall young man, all
-crimson with shyness, and finding his only relief in perpetually
-sleeking down his hair.
-
-"Please, ma'am, he's only Jem Hearn," said Martha, by way of an
-introduction; and so out of breath was she that I imagine she had
-had some bodily struggle before she could overcome his reluctance
-to be presented on the courtly scene of Miss Matilda Jenkyns's
-drawing-room.
-
-"And please, ma'am, he wants to marry me off-hand. And please,
-ma'am, we want to take a lodger--just one quiet lodger, to make our
-two ends meet; and we'd take any house conformable; and, oh dear
-Miss Matty, if I may be so bold, would you have any objections to
-lodging with us? Jem wants it as much as I do." [To Jem ]--"You
-great oaf! why can't you back me!--But he does want it all the
-same, very bad--don't you, Jem?--only, you see, he's dazed at being
-called on to speak before quality."
-
-"It's not that," broke in Jem. "It's that you've taken me all on a
-sudden, and I didn't think for to get married so soon--and such
-quick words does flabbergast a man. It's not that I'm against it,
-ma'am" (addressing Miss Matty), "only Martha has such quick ways
-with her when once she takes a thing into her head; and marriage,
-ma'am--marriage nails a man, as one may say. I dare say I shan't
-mind it after it's once over."
-
-"Please, ma'am," said Martha--who had plucked at his sleeve, and
-nudged him with her elbow, and otherwise tried to interrupt him all
-the time he had been speaking--"don't mind him, he'll come to;
-'twas only last night he was an-axing me, and an-axing me, and all
-the more because I said I could not think of it for years to come,
-and now he's only taken aback with the suddenness of the joy; but
-you know, Jem, you are just as full as me about wanting a lodger."
-(Another great nudge.)
-
-"Ay! if Miss Matty would lodge with us--otherwise I've no mind to
-be cumbered with strange folk in the house," said Jem, with a want
-of tact which I could see enraged Martha, who was trying to
-represent a lodger as the great object they wished to obtain, and
-that, in fact, Miss Matty would be smoothing their path and
-conferring a favour, if she would only come and live with them.
-
-Miss Matty herself was bewildered by the pair; their, or rather
-Martha's sudden resolution in favour of matrimony staggered her,
-and stood between her and the contemplation of the plan which
-Martha had at heart. Miss Matty began -
-
-"Marriage is a very solemn thing, Martha."
-
-"It is indeed, ma'am," quoth Jem. "Not that I've no objections to
-Martha."
-
-"You've never let me a-be for asking me for to fix when I would be
-married," said Martha--her face all a-fire, and ready to cry with
-vexation--"and now you're shaming me before my missus and all."
-
-"Nay, now! Martha don't ee! don't ee! only a man likes to have
-breathing-time," said Jem, trying to possess himself of her hand,
-but in vain. Then seeing that she was more seriously hurt than he
-had imagined, he seemed to try to rally his scattered faculties,
-and with more straightforward dignity than, ten minutes before, I
-should have thought it possible for him to assume, he turned to
-Miss Matty, and said, "I hope, ma'am, you know that I am bound to
-respect every one who has been kind to Martha. I always looked on
-her as to be my wife--some time; and she has often and often spoken
-of you as the kindest lady that ever was; and though the plain
-truth is, I would not like to be troubled with lodgers of the
-common run, yet if, ma'am, you'd honour us by living with us, I'm
-sure Martha would do her best to make you comfortable; and I'd keep
-out of your way as much as I could, which I reckon would be the
-best kindness such an awkward chap as me could do."
-
-Miss Matty had been very busy with taking off her spectacles,
-wiping them, and replacing them; but all she could say was, "Don't
-let any thought of me hurry you into marriage: pray don't.
-Marriage is such a very solemn thing!"
-
-"But Miss Matilda will think of your plan, Martha," said I, struck
-with the advantages that it offered, and unwilling to lose the
-opportunity of considering about it. "And I'm sure neither she nor
-I can ever forget your kindness; nor your's either, Jem."
-
-"Why, yes, ma'am! I'm sure I mean kindly, though I'm a bit
-fluttered by being pushed straight ahead into matrimony, as it
-were, and mayn't express myself conformable. But I'm sure I'm
-willing enough, and give me time to get accustomed; so, Martha,
-wench, what's the use of crying so, and slapping me if I come
-near?"
-
-This last was sotto voce, and had the effect of making Martha
-bounce out of the room, to be followed and soothed by her lover.
-Whereupon Miss Matty sat down and cried very heartily, and
-accounted for it by saying that the thought of Martha being married
-so soon gave her quite a shock, and that she should never forgive
-herself if she thought she was hurrying the poor creature. I think
-my pity was more for Jem, of the two; but both Miss Matty and I
-appreciated to the full the kindness of the honest couple, although
-we said little about this, and a good deal about the chances and
-dangers of matrimony.
-
-The next morning, very early, I received a note from Miss Pole, so
-mysteriously wrapped up, and with so many seals on it to secure
-secrecy, that I had to tear the paper before I could unfold it.
-And when I came to the writing I could hardly understand the
-meaning, it was so involved and oracular. I made out, however,
-that I was to go to Miss Pole's at eleven o'clock; the number
-ELEVEN being written in full length as well as in numerals, and
-A.M. twice dashed under, as if I were very likely to come at eleven
-at night, when all Cranford was usually a-bed and asleep by ten.
-There was no signature except Miss Pole's initials reversed, P.E.;
-but as Martha had given me the note, "with Miss Pole's kind
-regards," it needed no wizard to find out who sent it; and if the
-writer's name was to be kept secret, it was very well that I was
-alone when Martha delivered it.
-
-I went as requested to Miss Pole's. The door was opened to me by
-her little maid Lizzy in Sunday trim, as if some grand event was
-impending over this work-day. And the drawing-room upstairs was
-arranged in accordance with this idea. The table was set out with
-the best green card-cloth, and writing materials upon it. On the
-little chiffonier was a tray with a newly-decanted bottle of
-cowslip wine, and some ladies'-finger biscuits. Miss Pole herself
-was in solemn array, as if to receive visitors, although it was
-only eleven o'clock. Mrs Forrester was there, crying quietly and
-sadly, and my arrival seemed only to call forth fresh tears.
-Before we had finished our greetings, performed with lugubrious
-mystery of demeanour, there was another rat-tat-tat, and Mrs Fitz-
-Adam appeared, crimson with walking and excitement. It seemed as
-if this was all the company expected; for now Miss Pole made
-several demonstrations of being about to open the business of the
-meeting, by stirring the fire, opening and shutting the door, and
-coughing and blowing her nose. Then she arranged us all round the
-table, taking care to place me opposite to her; and last of all,
-she inquired of me if the sad report was true, as she feared it
-was, that Miss Matty had lost all her fortune?
-
-Of course, I had but one answer to make; and I never saw more
-unaffected sorrow depicted on any countenances than I did there on
-the three before me.
-
-I wish Mrs Jamieson was here!" said Mrs Forrester at last; but to
-judge from Mrs Fitz-Adam's face, she could not second the wish.
-
-"But without Mrs Jamieson," said Miss Pole, with just a sound of
-offended merit in her voice, "we, the ladies of Cranford, in my
-drawing-room assembled, can resolve upon something. I imagine we
-are none of us what may be called rich, though we all possess a
-genteel competency, sufficient for tastes that are elegant and
-refined, and would not, if they could, be vulgarly ostentatious."
-(Here I observed Miss Pole refer to a small card concealed in her
-hand, on which I imagine she had put down a few notes.)
-
-"Miss Smith," she continued, addressing me (familiarly known as
-"Mary" to all the company assembled, but this was a state
-occasion), "I have conversed in private--I made it my business to
-do so yesterday afternoon--with these ladies on the misfortune
-which has happened to our friend, and one and all of us have agreed
-that while we have a superfluity, it is not only a duty, but a
-pleasure--a true pleasure, Mary!"--her voice was rather choked just
-here, and she had to wipe her spectacles before she could go on--
-"to give what we can to assist her--Miss Matilda Jenkyns. Only in
-consideration of the feelings of delicate independence existing in
-the mind of every refined female"--I was sure she had got back to
-the card now--"we wish to contribute our mites in a secret and
-concealed manner, so as not to hurt the feelings I have referred
-to. And our object in requesting you to meet us this morning is
-that, believing you are the daughter--that your father is, in fact,
-her confidential adviser, in all pecuniary matters, we imagined
-that, by consulting with him, you might devise some mode in which
-our contribution could be made to appear the legal due which Miss
-Matilda Jenkyns ought to receive from-- Probably your father,
-knowing her investments, can fill up the blank."
-
-Miss Pole concluded her address, and looked round for approval and
-agreement.
-
-"I have expressed your meaning, ladies, have I not? And while Miss
-Smith considers what reply to make, allow me to offer you some
-little refreshment."
-
-I had no great reply to make: I had more thankfulness at my heart
-for their kind thoughts than I cared to put into words; and so I
-only mumbled out something to the effect "that I would name what
-Miss Pole had said to my father, and that if anything could be
-arranged for dear Miss Matty,"--and here I broke down utterly, and
-had to be refreshed with a glass of cowslip wine before I could
-check the crying which had been repressed for the last two or three
-days. The worst was, all the ladies cried in concert. Even Miss
-Pole cried, who had said a hundred times that to betray emotion
-before any one was a sign of weakness and want of self-control.
-She recovered herself into a slight degree of impatient anger,
-directed against me, as having set them all off; and, moreover, I
-think she was vexed that I could not make a speech back in return
-for hers; and if I had known beforehand what was to be said, and
-had a card on which to express the probable feelings that would
-rise in my heart, I would have tried to gratify her. As it was,
-Mrs Forrester was the person to speak when we had recovered our
-composure.
-
-"I don't mind, among friends, stating that I--no! I'm not poor
-exactly, but I don't think I'm what you may call rich; I wish I
-were, for dear Miss Matty's sake--but, if you please, I'll write
-down in a sealed paper what I can give. I only wish it was more;
-my dear Mary, I do indeed."
-
-Now I saw why paper, pens, and ink were provided. Every lady wrote
-down the sum she could give annually, signed the paper, and sealed
-it mysteriously. If their proposal was acceded to, my father was
-to be allowed to open the papers, under pledge of secrecy. If not,
-they were to be returned to their writers.
-
-When the ceremony had been gone through, I rose to depart; but each
-lady seemed to wish to have a private conference with me. Miss
-Pole kept me in the drawing-room to explain why, in Mrs Jamieson's
-absence, she had taken the lead in this "movement," as she was
-pleased to call it, and also to inform me that she had heard from
-good sources that Mrs Jamieson was coming home directly in a state
-of high displeasure against her sister-in-law, who was forthwith to
-leave her house, and was, she believed, to return to Edinburgh that
-very afternoon. Of course this piece of intelligence could not be
-communicated before Mrs Fitz-Adam, more especially as Miss Pole was
-inclined to think that Lady Glenmire's engagement to Mr Hoggins
-could not possibly hold against the blaze of Mrs Jamieson's
-displeasure. A few hearty inquiries after Miss Matty's health
-concluded my interview with Miss Pole.
-
-On coming downstairs I found Mrs Forrester waiting for me at the
-entrance to the dining-parlour; she drew me in, and when the door
-was shut, she tried two or three times to begin on some subject,
-which was so unapproachable apparently, that I began to despair of
-our ever getting to a clear understanding. At last out it came;
-the poor old lady trembling all the time as if it were a great
-crime which she was exposing to daylight, in telling me how very,
-very little she had to live upon; a confession which she was
-brought to make from a dread lest we should think that the small
-contribution named in her paper bore any proportion to her love and
-regard for Miss Matty. And yet that sum which she so eagerly
-relinquished was, in truth, more than a twentieth part of what she
-had to live upon, and keep house, and a little serving-maid, all as
-became one born a Tyrrell. And when the whole income does not
-nearly amount to a hundred pounds, to give up a twentieth of it
-will necessitate many careful economies, and many pieces of self-
-denial, small and insignificant in the world's account, but bearing
-a different value in another account-book that I have heard of.
-She did so wish she was rich, she said, and this wish she kept
-repeating, with no thought of herself in it, only with a longing,
-yearning desire to be able to heap up Miss Matty's measure of
-comforts.
-
-It was some time before I could console her enough to leave her;
-and then, on quitting the house, I was waylaid by Mrs Fitz-Adam,
-who had also her confidence to make of pretty nearly the opposite
-description. She had not liked to put down all that she could
-afford and was ready to give. She told me she thought she never
-could look Miss Matty in the face again if she presumed to be
-giving her so much as she should like to do. "Miss Matty!"
-continued she, "that I thought was such a fine young lady when I
-was nothing but a country girl, coming to market with eggs and
-butter and such like things. For my father, though well-to-do,
-would always make me go on as my mother had done before me, and I
-had to come into Cranford every Saturday, and see after sales, and
-prices, and what not. And one day, I remember, I met Miss Matty in
-the lane that leads to Combehurst; she was walking on the footpath,
-which, you know, is raised a good way above the road, and a
-gentleman rode beside her, and was talking to her, and she was
-looking down at some primroses she had gathered, and pulling them
-all to pieces, and I do believe she was crying. But after she had
-passed, she turned round and ran after me to ask--oh, so kindly--
-about my poor mother, who lay on her death-bed; and when I cried
-she took hold of my hand to comfort me--and the gentleman waiting
-for her all the time--and her poor heart very full of something, I
-am sure; and I thought it such an honour to be spoken to in that
-pretty way by the rector's daughter, who visited at Arley Hall. I
-have loved her ever since, though perhaps I'd no right to do it;
-but if you can think of any way in which I might be allowed to give
-a little more without any one knowing it, I should be so much
-obliged to you, my dear. And my brother would be delighted to
-doctor her for nothing--medicines, leeches, and all. I know that
-he and her ladyship (my dear, I little thought in the days I was
-telling you of that I should ever come to be sister-in-law to a
-ladyship!) would do anything for her. We all would."
-
-I told her I was quite sure of it, and promised all sorts of things
-in my anxiety to get home to Miss Matty, who might well be
-wondering what had become of me--absent from her two hours without
-being able to account for it. She had taken very little note of
-time, however, as she had been occupied in numberless little
-arrangements preparatory to the great step of giving up her house.
-It was evidently a relief to her to be doing something in the way
-of retrenchment, for, as she said, whenever she paused to think,
-the recollection of the poor fellow with his bad five-pound note
-came over her, and she felt quite dishonest; only if it made her so
-uncomfortable, what must it not be doing to the directors of the
-bank, who must know so much more of the misery consequent upon this
-failure? She almost made me angry by dividing her sympathy between
-these directors (whom she imagined overwhelmed by self-reproach for
-the mismanagement of other people's affairs) and those who were
-suffering like her. Indeed, of the two, she seemed to think
-poverty a lighter burden than self-reproach; but I privately
-doubted if the directors would agree with her.
-
-Old hoards were taken out and examined as to their money value
-which luckily was small, or else I don't know how Miss Matty would
-have prevailed upon herself to part with such things as her
-mother's wedding-ring, the strange, uncouth brooch with which her
-father had disfigured his shirt-frill, &c. However, we arranged
-things a little in order as to their pecuniary estimation, and were
-all ready for my father when he came the next morning.
-
-I am not going to weary you with the details of all the business we
-went through; and one reason for not telling about them is, that I
-did not understand what we were doing at the time, and cannot
-recollect it now. Miss Matty and I sat assenting to accounts, and
-schemes, and reports, and documents, of which I do not believe we
-either of us understood a word; for my father was clear-headed and
-decisive, and a capital man of business, and if we made the
-slightest inquiry, or expressed the slightest want of
-comprehension, he had a sharp way of saying, "Eh? eh? it's as dear
-as daylight. What's your objection?" And as we had not
-comprehended anything of what he had proposed, we found it rather
-difficult to shape our objections; in fact, we never were sure if
-we had any. So presently Miss Matty got into a nervously
-acquiescent state, and said "Yes," and "Certainly," at every pause,
-whether required or not; but when I once joined in as chorus to a
-"Decidedly," pronounced by Miss Matty in a tremblingly dubious
-tone, my father fired round at me and asked me "What there was to
-decide?" And I am sure to this day I have never known. But, in
-justice to him, I must say he had come over from Drumble to help
-Miss Matty when he could ill spare the time, and when his own
-affairs were in a very anxious state.
-
-While Miss Matty was out of the room giving orders for luncheon--
-and sadly perplexed between her desire of honouring my father by a
-delicate, dainty meal, and her conviction that she had no right,
-now that all her money was gone, to indulge this desire--I told him
-of the meeting of the Cranford ladies at Miss Pole's the day
-before. He kept brushing his hand before his eyes as I spoke--and
-when I went back to Martha's offer the evening before, of receiving
-Miss Matty as a lodger, he fairly walked away from me to the
-window, and began drumming with his fingers upon it. Then he
-turned abruptly round, and said, "See, Mary, how a good, innocent
-life makes friends all around. Confound it! I could make a good
-lesson out of it if I were a parson; but, as it is, I can't get a
-tail to my sentences--only I'm sure you feel what I want to say.
-You and I will have a walk after lunch and talk a bit more about
-these plans."
-
-The lunch--a hot savoury mutton-chop, and a little of the cold loin
-sliced and fried--was now brought in. Every morsel of this last
-dish was finished, to Martha's great gratification. Then my father
-bluntly told Miss Matty he wanted to talk to me alone, and that he
-would stroll out and see some of the old places, and then I could
-tell her what plan we thought desirable. Just before we went out,
-she called me back and said, "Remember, dear, I'm the only one
-left--I mean, there's no one to be hurt by what I do. I'm willing
-to do anything that's right and honest; and I don't think, if
-Deborah knows where she is, she'll care so very much if I'm not
-genteel; because, you see, she'll know all, dear. Only let me see
-what I can do, and pay the poor people as far as I'm able."
-
-I gave her a hearty kiss, and ran after my father. The result of
-our conversation was this. If all parties were agreeable, Martha
-and Jem were to be married with as little delay as possible, and
-they were to live on in Miss Matty's present abode; the sum which
-the Cranford ladies had agreed to contribute annually being
-sufficient to meet the greater part of the rent, and leaving Martha
-free to appropriate what Miss Matty should pay for her lodgings to
-any little extra comforts required. About the sale, my father was
-dubious at first. He said the old rectory furniture, however
-carefully used and reverently treated, would fetch very little; and
-that little would be but as a drop in the sea of the debts of the
-Town and County Bank. But when I represented how Miss Matty's
-tender conscience would be soothed by feeling that she had done
-what she could, he gave way; especially after I had told him the
-five-pound note adventure, and he had scolded me well for allowing
-it. I then alluded to my idea that she might add to her small
-income by selling tea; and, to my surprise (for I had nearly given
-up the plan), my father grasped at it with all the energy of a
-tradesman. I think he reckoned his chickens before they were
-hatched, for he immediately ran up the profits of the sales that
-she could effect in Cranford to more than twenty pounds a year.
-The small dining-parlour was to be converted into a shop, without
-any of its degrading characteristics; a table was to be the
-counter; one window was to be retained unaltered, and the other
-changed into a glass door. I evidently rose in his estimation for
-having made this bright suggestion. I only hoped we should not
-both fall in Miss Matty's.
-
-But she was patient and content with all our arrangements. She
-knew, she said, that we should do the best we could for her; and
-she only hoped, only stipulated, that she should pay every farthing
-that she could be said to owe, for her father's sake, who had been
-so respected in Cranford. My father and I had agreed to say as
-little as possible about the bank, indeed never to mention it
-again, if it could be helped. Some of the plans were evidently a
-little perplexing to her; but she had seen me sufficiently snubbed
-in the morning for want of comprehension to venture on too many
-inquiries now; and all passed over well with a hope on her part
-that no one would be hurried into marriage on her account. When we
-came to the proposal that she should sell tea, I could see it was
-rather a shock to her; not on account of any personal loss of
-gentility involved, but only because she distrusted her own powers
-of action in a new line of life, and would timidly have preferred a
-little more privation to any exertion for which she feared she was
-unfitted. However, when she saw my father was bent upon it, she
-sighed, and said she would try; and if she did not do well, of
-course she might give it up. One good thing about it was, she did
-not think men ever bought tea; and it was of men particularly she
-was afraid. They had such sharp loud ways with them; and did up
-accounts, and counted their change so quickly! Now, if she might
-only sell comfits to children, she was sure she could please them!
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV--A HAPPY RETURN
-
-
-
-Before I left Miss Matty at Cranford everything had been
-comfortably arranged for her. Even Mrs Jamieson's approval of her
-selling tea had been gained. That oracle had taken a few days to
-consider whether by so doing Miss Matty would forfeit her right to
-the privileges of society in Cranford. I think she had some little
-idea of mortifying Lady Glenmire by the decision she gave at last;
-which was to this effect: that whereas a married woman takes her
-husband's rank by the strict laws of precedence, an unmarried woman
-retains the station her father occupied. So Cranford was allowed
-to visit Miss Matty; and, whether allowed or not, it intended to
-visit Lady Glenmire.
-
-But what was our surprise--our dismay--when we learnt that Mr and
-MRS HOGGINS were returning on the following Tuesday! Mrs Hoggins!
-Had she absolutely dropped her title, and so, in a spirit of
-bravado, cut the aristocracy to become a Hoggins! She, who might
-have been called Lady Glenmire to her dying day! Mrs Jamieson was
-pleased. She said it only convinced her of what she had known from
-the first, that the creature had a low taste. But "the creature"
-looked very happy on Sunday at church; nor did we see it necessary
-to keep our veils down on that side of our bonnets on which Mr and
-Mrs Hoggins sat, as Mrs Jamieson did; thereby missing all the
-smiling glory of his face, and all the becoming blushes of hers. I
-am not sure if Martha and Jem looked more radiant in the afternoon,
-when they, too, made their first appearance. Mrs Jamieson soothed
-the turbulence of her soul by having the blinds of her windows
-drawn down, as if for a funeral, on the day when Mr and Mrs Hoggins
-received callers; and it was with some difficulty that she was
-prevailed upon to continue the St James's Chronicle, so indignant
-was she with its having inserted the announcement of the marriage.
-
-Miss Matty's sale went off famously. She retained the furniture of
-her sitting-room and bedroom; the former of which she was to occupy
-till Martha could meet with a lodger who might wish to take it; and
-into this sitting-room and bedroom she had to cram all sorts of
-things, which were (the auctioneer assured her) bought in for her
-at the sale by an unknown friend. I always suspected Mrs Fitz-Adam
-of this; but she must have had an accessory, who knew what articles
-were particularly regarded by Miss Matty on account of their
-associations with her early days. The rest of the house looked
-rather bare, to be sure; all except one tiny bedroom, of which my
-father allowed me to purchase the furniture for my occasional use
-in case of Miss Matty's illness.
-
-I had expended my own small store in buying all manner of comfits
-and lozenges, in order to tempt the little people whom Miss Matty
-loved so much to come about her. Tea in bright green canisters,
-and comfits in tumblers--Miss Matty and I felt quite proud as we
-looked round us on the evening before the shop was to be opened.
-Martha had scoured the boarded floor to a white cleanness, and it
-was adorned with a brilliant piece of oil-cloth, on which customers
-were to stand before the table-counter. The wholesome smell of
-plaster and whitewash pervaded the apartment. A very small
-"Matilda Jenkyns, licensed to sell tea," was hidden under the
-lintel of the new door, and two boxes of tea, with cabalistic
-inscriptions all over them, stood ready to disgorge their contents
-into the canisters.
-
-Miss Matty, as I ought to have mentioned before, had had some
-scruples of conscience at selling tea when there was already Mr
-Johnson in the town, who included it among his numerous
-commodities; and, before she could quite reconcile herself to the
-adoption of her new business, she had trotted down to his shop,
-unknown to me, to tell him of the project that was entertained, and
-to inquire if it was likely to injure his business. My father
-called this idea of hers "great nonsense," and "wondered how
-tradespeople were to get on if there was to be a continual
-consulting of each other's interests, which would put a stop to all
-competition directly." And, perhaps, it would not have done in
-Drumble, but in Cranford it answered very well; for not only did Mr
-Johnson kindly put at rest all Miss Matty's scruples and fear of
-injuring his business, but I have reason to know he repeatedly sent
-customers to her, saying that the teas he kept were of a common
-kind, but that Miss Jenkyns had all the choice sorts. And
-expensive tea is a very favourite luxury with well-to-do
-tradespeople and rich farmers' wives, who turn up their noses at
-the Congou and Souchong prevalent at many tables of gentility, and
-will have nothing else than Gunpowder and Pekoe for themselves.
-
-But to return to Miss Matty. It was really very pleasant to see
-how her unselfishness and simple sense of justice called out the
-same good qualities in others. She never seemed to think any one
-would impose upon her, because she should be so grieved to do it to
-them. I have heard her put a stop to the asseverations of the man
-who brought her coals by quietly saying, "I am sure you would be
-sorry to bring me wrong weight;" and if the coals were short
-measure that time, I don't believe they ever were again. People
-would have felt as much ashamed of presuming on her good faith as
-they would have done on that of a child. But my father says "such
-simplicity might be very well in Cranford, but would never do in
-the world." And I fancy the world must be very bad, for with all
-my father's suspicion of every one with whom he has dealings, and
-in spite of all his many precautions, he lost upwards of a thousand
-pounds by roguery only last year.
-
-I just stayed long enough to establish Miss Matty in her new mode
-of life, and to pack up the library, which the rector had
-purchased. He had written a very kind letter to Miss Matty, saying
-"how glad he should be to take a library, so well selected as he
-knew that the late Mr Jenkyns's must have been, at any valuation
-put upon them." And when she agreed to this, with a touch of
-sorrowful gladness that they would go back to the rectory and be
-arranged on the accustomed walls once more, he sent word that he
-feared that he had not room for them all, and perhaps Miss Matty
-would kindly allow him to leave some volumes on her shelves. But
-Miss Matty said that she had her Bible and "Johnson's Dictionary,"
-and should not have much time for reading, she was afraid; still, I
-retained a few books out of consideration for the rector's
-kindness.
-
-The money which he had paid, and that produced by the sale, was
-partly expended in the stock of tea, and part of it was invested
-against a rainy day--i.e. old age or illness. It was but a small
-sum, it is true; and it occasioned a few evasions of truth and
-white lies (all of which I think very wrong indeed--in theory--and
-would rather not put them in practice), for we knew Miss Matty
-would be perplexed as to her duty if she were aware of any little
-reserve--fund being made for her while the debts of the bank
-remained unpaid. Moreover, she had never been told of the way in
-which her friends were contributing to pay the rent. I should have
-liked to tell her this, but the mystery of the affair gave a
-piquancy to their deed of kindness which the ladies were unwilling
-to give up; and at first Martha had to shirk many a perplexed
-question as to her ways and means of living in such a house, but
-by-and-by Miss Matty's prudent uneasiness sank down into
-acquiescence with the existing arrangement.
-
-I left Miss Matty with a good heart. Her sales of tea during the
-first two days had surpassed my most sanguine expectations. The
-whole country round seemed to be all out of tea at once. The only
-alteration I could have desired in Miss Matty's way of doing
-business was, that she should not have so plaintively entreated
-some of her customers not to buy green tea--running it down as a
-slow poison, sure to destroy the nerves, and produce all manner of
-evil. Their pertinacity in taking it, in spite of all her
-warnings, distressed her so much that I really thought she would
-relinquish the sale of it, and so lose half her custom; and I was
-driven to my wits' end for instances of longevity entirely
-attributable to a persevering use of green tea. But the final
-argument, which settled the question, was a happy reference of mine
-to the train-oil and tallow candles which the Esquimaux not only
-enjoy but digest. After that she acknowledged that "one man's meat
-might be another man's poison," and contented herself thence-
-forward with an occasional remonstrance when she thought the
-purchaser was too young and innocent to be acquainted with the evil
-effects green tea produced on some constitutions, and an habitual
-sigh when people old enough to choose more wisely would prefer it.
-
-I went over from Drumble once a quarter at least to settle the
-accounts, and see after the necessary business letters. And,
-speaking of letters, I began to be very much ashamed of remembering
-my letter to the Aga Jenkyns, and very glad I had never named my
-writing to any one. I only hoped the letter was lost. No answer
-came. No sign was made.
-
-About a year after Miss Matty set up shop, I received one of
-Martha's hieroglyphics, begging me to come to Cranford very soon.
-I was afraid that Miss Matty was ill, and went off that very
-afternoon, and took Martha by surprise when she saw me on opening
-the door. We went into the kitchen as usual, to have our
-confidential conference, and then Martha told me she was expecting
-her confinement very soon--in a week or two; and she did not think
-Miss Matty was aware of it, and she wanted me to break the news to
-her, "for indeed, miss," continued Martha, crying hysterically,
-"I'm afraid she won't approve of it, and I'm sure I don't know who
-is to take care of her as she should be taken care of when I am
-laid up."
-
-I comforted Martha by telling her I would remain till she was about
-again, and only wished she had told me her reason for this sudden
-summons, as then I would have brought the requisite stock of
-clothes. But Martha was so tearful and tender-spirited, and unlike
-her usual self, that I said as little as possible about myself, and
-endeavoured rather to comfort Martha under all the probable and
-possible misfortunes which came crowding upon her imagination.
-
-I then stole out of the house-door, and made my appearance as if I
-were a customer in the shop, just to take Miss Matty by surprise,
-and gain an idea of how she looked in her new situation. It was
-warm May weather, so only the little half-door was closed; and Miss
-Matty sat behind the counter, knitting an elaborate pair of
-garters; elaborate they seemed to me, but the difficult stitch was
-no weight upon her mind, for she was singing in a low voice to
-herself as her needles went rapidly in and out. I call it singing,
-but I dare say a musician would not use that word to the tuneless
-yet sweet humming of the low worn voice. I found out from the
-words, far more than from the attempt at the tune, that it was the
-Old Hundredth she was crooning to herself; but the quiet continuous
-sound told of content, and gave me a pleasant feeling, as I stood
-in the street just outside the door, quite in harmony with that
-soft May morning. I went in. At first she did not catch who it
-was, and stood up as if to serve me; but in another minute watchful
-pussy had clutched her knitting, which was dropped in eager joy at
-seeing me. I found, after we had had a little conversation, that
-it was as Martha said, and that Miss Matty had no idea of the
-approaching household event. So I thought I would let things take
-their course, secure that when I went to her with the baby in my
-arms, I should obtain that forgiveness for Martha which she was
-needlessly frightening herself into believing that Miss Matty would
-withhold, under some notion that the new claimant would require
-attentions from its mother that it would be faithless treason to
-Miss Matty to render.
-
-But I was right. I think that must be an hereditary quality, for
-my father says he is scarcely ever wrong. One morning, within a
-week after I arrived, I went to call Miss Matty, with a little
-bundle of flannel in my arms. She was very much awe-struck when I
-showed her what it was, and asked for her spectacles off the
-dressing-table, and looked at it curiously, with a sort of tender
-wonder at its small perfection of parts. She could not banish the
-thought of the surprise all day, but went about on tiptoe, and was
-very silent. But she stole up to see Martha and they both cried
-with joy, and she got into a complimentary speech to Jem, and did
-not know how to get out of it again, and was only extricated from
-her dilemma by the sound of the shop-bell, which was an equal
-relief to the shy, proud, honest Jem, who shook my hand so
-vigorously when I congratulated him, that I think I feel the pain
-of it yet.
-
-I had a busy life while Martha was laid up. I attended on Miss
-Matty, and prepared her meals; I cast up her accounts, and examined
-into the state of her canisters and tumblers. I helped her, too,
-occasionally, in the shop; and it gave me no small amusement, and
-sometimes a little uneasiness, to watch her ways there. If a
-little child came in to ask for an ounce of almond-comfits (and
-four of the large kind which Miss Matty sold weighed that much),
-she always added one more by "way of make-weight," as she called
-it, although the scale was handsomely turned before; and when I
-remonstrated against this, her reply was, "The little things like
-it so much!" There was no use in telling her that the fifth comfit
-weighed a quarter of an ounce, and made every sale into a loss to
-her pocket. So I remembered the green tea, and winged my shaft
-with a feather out of her own plumage. I told her how unwholesome
-almond-comfits were, and how ill excess in them might make the
-little children. This argument produced some effect; for,
-henceforward, instead of the fifth comfit, she always told them to
-hold out their tiny palms, into which she shook either peppermint
-or ginger lozenges, as a preventive to the dangers that might arise
-from the previous sale. Altogether the lozenge trade, conducted on
-these principles, did not promise to be remunerative; but I was
-happy to find she had made more than twenty pounds during the last
-year by her sales of tea; and, moreover, that now she was
-accustomed to it, she did not dislike the employment, which brought
-her into kindly intercourse with many of the people round about.
-If she gave them good weight, they, in their turn, brought many a
-little country present to the "old rector's daughter"; a cream
-cheese, a few new-laid eggs, a little fresh ripe fruit, a bunch of
-flowers. The counter was quite loaded with these offerings
-sometimes, as she told me.
-
-As for Cranford in general, it was going on much as usual. The
-Jamieson and Hoggins feud still raged, if a feud it could be
-called, when only one side cared much about it. Mr and Mrs Hoggins
-were very happy together, and, like most very happy people, quite
-ready to be friendly; indeed, Mrs Hoggins was really desirous to be
-restored to Mrs Jamieson's good graces, because of the former
-intimacy. But Mrs Jamieson considered their very happiness an
-insult to the Glenmire family, to which she had still the honour to
-belong, and she doggedly refused and rejected every advance. Mr
-Mulliner, like a faithful clansman, espoused his mistress' side
-with ardour. If he saw either Mr or Mrs Hoggins, he would cross
-the street, and appear absorbed in the contemplation of life in
-general, and his own path in particular, until he had passed them
-by. Miss Pole used to amuse herself with wondering what in the
-world Mrs Jamieson would do, if either she, or Mr Mulliner, or any
-other member of her household was taken ill; she could hardly have
-the face to call in Mr Hoggins after the way she had behaved to
-them. Miss Pole grew quite impatient for some indisposition or
-accident to befall Mrs Jamieson or her dependents, in order that
-Cranford might see how she would act under the perplexing
-circumstances.
-
-Martha was beginning to go about again, and I had already fixed a
-limit, not very far distant, to my visit, when one afternoon, as I
-was sitting in the shop-parlour with Miss Matty--I remember the
-weather was colder now than it had been in May, three weeks before,
-and we had a fire and kept the door fully closed--we saw a
-gentleman go slowly past the window, and then stand opposite to the
-door, as if looking out for the name which we had so carefully
-hidden. He took out a double eyeglass and peered about for some
-time before he could discover it. Then he came in. And, all on a
-sudden, it flashed across me that it was the Aga himself! For his
-clothes had an out-of-the-way foreign cut about them, and his face
-was deep brown, as if tanned and re-tanned by the sun. His
-complexion contrasted oddly with his plentiful snow-white hair, his
-eyes were dark and piercing, and he had an odd way of contracting
-them and puckering up his cheeks into innumerable wrinkles when he
-looked earnestly at objects. He did so to Miss Matty when he first
-came in. His glance had first caught and lingered a little upon
-me, but then turned, with the peculiar searching look I have
-described, to Miss Matty. She was a little fluttered and nervous,
-but no more so than she always was when any man came into her shop.
-She thought that he would probably have a note, or a sovereign at
-least, for which she would have to give change, which was an
-operation she very much disliked to perform. But the present
-customer stood opposite to her, without asking for anything, only
-looking fixedly at her as he drummed upon the table with his
-fingers, just for all the world as Miss Jenkyns used to do. Miss
-Matty was on the point of asking him what he wanted (as she told me
-afterwards), when he turned sharp to me: "Is your name Mary
-Smith?"
-
-"Yes!" said I.
-
-All my doubts as to his identity were set at rest, and I only
-wondered what he would say or do next, and how Miss Matty would
-stand the joyful shock of what he had to reveal. Apparently he was
-at a loss how to announce himself, for he looked round at last in
-search of something to buy, so as to gain time, and, as it
-happened, his eye caught on the almond-comfits, and he boldly asked
-for a pound of "those things." I doubt if Miss Matty had a whole
-pound in the shop, and, besides the unusual magnitude of the order,
-she was distressed with the idea of the indigestion they would
-produce, taken in such unlimited quantities. She looked up to
-remonstrate. Something of tender relaxation in his face struck
-home to her heart. She said, "It is--oh, sir! can you be Peter?"
-and trembled from head to foot. In a moment he was round the table
-and had her in his arms, sobbing the tearless cries of old age. I
-brought her a glass of wine, for indeed her colour had changed so
-as to alarm me and Mr Peter too. He kept saying, "I have been too
-sudden for you, Matty--I have, my little girl."
-
-I proposed that she should go at once up into the drawing-room and
-lie down on the sofa there. She looked wistfully at her brother,
-whose hand she had held tight, even when nearly fainting; but on
-his assuring her that he would not leave her, she allowed him to
-carry her upstairs.
-
-I thought that the best I could do was to run and put the kettle on
-the fire for early tea, and then to attend to the shop, leaving the
-brother and sister to exchange some of the many thousand things
-they must have to say. I had also to break the news to Martha, who
-received it with a burst of tears which nearly infected me. She
-kept recovering herself to ask if I was sure it was indeed Miss
-Matty's brother, for I had mentioned that he had grey hair, and she
-had always heard that he was a very handsome young man. Something
-of the same kind perplexed Miss Matty at tea-time, when she was
-installed in the great easy-chair opposite to Mr Jenkyns in order
-to gaze her fill. She could hardly drink for looking at him, and
-as for eating, that was out of the question.
-
-"I suppose hot climates age people very quickly," said she, almost
-to herself. "When you left Cranford you had not a grey hair in
-your head."
-
-"But how many years ago is that?" said Mr Peter, smiling.
-
-"Ah, true! yes, I suppose you and I are getting old. But still I
-did not think we were so very old! But white hair is very becoming
-to you, Peter," she continued--a little afraid lest she had hurt
-him by revealing how his appearance had impressed her.
-
-"I suppose I forgot dates too, Matty, for what do you think I have
-brought for you from India? I have an Indian muslin gown and a
-pearl necklace for you somewhere in my chest at Portsmouth." He
-smiled as if amused at the idea of the incongruity of his presents
-with the appearance of his sister; but this did not strike her all
-at once, while the elegance of the articles did. I could see that
-for a moment her imagination dwelt complacently on the idea of
-herself thus attired; and instinctively she put her hand up to her
-throat--that little delicate throat which (as Miss Pole had told
-me) had been one of her youthful charms; but the hand met the touch
-of folds of soft muslin in which she was always swathed up to her
-chin, and the sensation recalled a sense of the unsuitableness of a
-pearl necklace to her age. She said, "I'm afraid I'm too old; but
-it was very kind of you to think of it. They are just what I
-should have liked years ago--when I was young."
-
-"So I thought, my little Matty. I remembered your tastes; they
-were so like my dear mother's." At the mention of that name the
-brother and sister clasped each other's hands yet more fondly, and,
-although they were perfectly silent, I fancied they might have
-something to say if they were unchecked by my presence, and I got
-up to arrange my room for Mr Peter's occupation that night,
-intending myself to share Miss Matty's bed. But at my movement, he
-started up. "I must go and settle about a room at the 'George.'
-My carpet-bag is there too."
-
-"No!" said Miss Matty, in great distress--"you must not go; please,
-dear Peter--pray, Mary--oh! you must not go!"
-
-She was so much agitated that we both promised everything she
-wished. Peter sat down again and gave her his hand, which for
-better security she held in both of hers, and I left the room to
-accomplish my arrangements.
-
-Long, long into the night, far, far into the morning, did Miss
-Matty and I talk. She had much to tell me of her brother's life
-and adventures, which he had communicated to her as they had sat
-alone. She said all was thoroughly clear to her; but I never quite
-understood the whole story; and when in after days I lost my awe of
-Mr Peter enough to question him myself, he laughed at my curiosity,
-and told me stories that sounded so very much like Baron
-Munchausen's, that I was sure he was making fun of me. What I
-heard from Miss Matty was that he had been a volunteer at the siege
-of Rangoon; had been taken prisoner by the Burmese; and somehow
-obtained favour and eventual freedom from knowing how to bleed the
-chief of the small tribe in some case of dangerous illness; that on
-his release from years of captivity he had had his letters returned
-from England with the ominous word "Dead" marked upon them; and,
-believing himself to be the last of his race, he had settled down
-as an indigo planter, and had proposed to spend the remainder of
-his life in the country to whose inhabitants and modes of life he
-had become habituated, when my letter had reached him; and, with
-the odd vehemence which characterised him in age as it had done in
-youth, he had sold his land and all his possessions to the first
-purchaser, and come home to the poor old sister, who was more glad
-and rich than any princess when she looked at him. She talked me
-to sleep at last, and then I was awakened by a slight sound at the
-door, for which she begged my pardon as she crept penitently into
-bed; but it seems that when I could no longer confirm her belief
-that the long-lost was really here--under the same roof--she had
-begun to fear lest it was only a waking dream of hers; that there
-never had been a Peter sitting by her all that blessed evening--but
-that the real Peter lay dead far away beneath some wild sea-wave,
-or under some strange eastern tree. And so strong had this nervous
-feeling of hers become, that she was fain to get up and go and
-convince herself that he was really there by listening through the
-door to his even, regular breathing--I don't like to call it
-snoring, but I heard it myself through two closed doors--and by-
-and-by it soothed Miss Matty to sleep.
-
-I don't believe Mr Peter came home from India as rich as a nabob;
-he even considered himself poor, but neither he nor Miss Matty
-cared much about that. At any rate, he had enough to live upon
-"very genteelly" at Cranford; he and Miss Matty together. And a
-day or two after his arrival, the shop was closed, while troops of
-little urchins gleefully awaited the shower of comfits and lozenges
-that came from time to time down upon their faces as they stood up-
-gazing at Miss Matty's drawing-room windows. Occasionally Miss
-Matty would say to them (half-hidden behind the curtains), "My dear
-children, don't make yourselves ill;" but a strong arm pulled her
-back, and a more rattling shower than ever succeeded. A part of
-the tea was sent in presents to the Cranford ladies; and some of it
-was distributed among the old people who remembered Mr Peter in the
-days of his frolicsome youth. The Indian muslin gown was reserved
-for darling Flora Gordon (Miss Jessie Brown's daughter). The
-Gordons had been on the Continent for the last few years, but were
-now expected to return very soon; and Miss Matty, in her sisterly
-pride, anticipated great delight in the joy of showing them Mr
-Peter. The pearl necklace disappeared; and about that time many
-handsome and useful presents made their appearance in the
-households of Miss Pole and Mrs Forrester; and some rare and
-delicate Indian ornaments graced the drawing-rooms of Mrs Jamieson
-and Mrs Fitz-Adam. I myself was not forgotten. Among other
-things, I had the handsomest-bound and best edition of Dr Johnson's
-works that could be procured; and dear Miss Matty, with tears in
-her eyes, begged me to consider it as a present from her sister as
-well as herself. In short, no one was forgotten; and, what was
-more, every one, however insignificant, who had shown kindness to
-Miss Matty at any time, was sure of Mr Peter's cordial regard.
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI--PEACE TO CRANFORD
-
-
-
-It was not surprising that Mr Peter became such a favourite at
-Cranford. The ladies vied with each other who should admire him
-most; and no wonder, for their quiet lives were astonishingly
-stirred up by the arrival from India--especially as the person
-arrived told more wonderful stories than Sindbad the Sailor; and,
-as Miss Pole said, was quite as good as an Arabian Night any
-evening. For my own part, I had vibrated all my life between
-Drumble and Cranford, and I thought it was quite possible that all
-Mr Peter's stories might be true, although wonderful; but when I
-found that, if we swallowed an anecdote of tolerable magnitude one
-week, we had the dose considerably increased the next, I began to
-have my doubts; especially as I noticed that when his sister was
-present the accounts of Indian life were comparatively tame; not
-that she knew more than we did, perhaps less. I noticed also that
-when the rector came to call, Mr Peter talked in a different way
-about the countries he had been in. But I don't think the ladies
-in Cranford would have considered him such a wonderful traveller if
-they had only heard him talk in the quiet way he did to him. They
-liked him the better, indeed, for being what they called "so very
-Oriental."
-
-One day, at a select party in his honour, which Miss Pole gave, and
-from which, as Mrs Jamieson honoured it with her presence, and had
-even offered to send Mr Mulliner to wait, Mr and Mrs Hoggins and
-Mrs Fitz-Adam were necessarily--excluded one day at Miss Pole's, Mr
-Peter said he was tired of sitting upright against the hard-backed
-uneasy chairs, and asked if he might not indulge himself in sitting
-cross-legged. Miss Pole's consent was eagerly given, and down he
-went with the utmost gravity. But when Miss Pole asked me, in an
-audible whisper, "if he did not remind me of the Father of the
-Faithful?" I could not help thinking of poor Simon Jones, the lame
-tailor, and while Mrs Jamieson slowly commented on the elegance and
-convenience of the attitude, I remembered how we had all followed
-that lady's lead in condemning Mr Hoggins for vulgarity because he
-simply crossed his legs as he sat still on his chair. Many of Mr
-Peter's ways of eating were a little strange amongst such ladies as
-Miss Pole, and Miss Matty, and Mrs Jamieson, especially when I
-recollected the untasted green peas and two-pronged forks at poor
-Mr Holbrook's dinner.
-
-The mention of that gentleman's name recalls to my mind a
-conversation between Mr Peter and Miss Matty one evening in the
-summer after he returned to Cranford. The day had been very hot,
-and Miss Matty had been much oppressed by the weather, in the heat
-of which her brother revelled. I remember that she had been unable
-to nurse Martha's baby, which had become her favourite employment
-of late, and which was as much at home in her arms as in its
-mother's, as long as it remained a light-weight, portable by one so
-fragile as Miss Matty. This day to which I refer, Miss Matty had
-seemed more than usually feeble and languid, and only revived when
-the sun went down, and her sofa was wheeled to the open window,
-through which, although it looked into the principal street of
-Cranford, the fragrant smell of the neighbouring hayfields came in
-every now and then, borne by the soft breezes that stirred the dull
-air of the summer twilight, and then died away. The silence of the
-sultry atmosphere was lost in the murmuring noises which came in
-from many an open window and door; even the children were abroad in
-the street, late as it was (between ten and eleven), enjoying the
-game of play for which they had not had spirits during the heat of
-the day. It was a source of satisfaction to Miss Matty to see how
-few candles were lighted, even in the apartments of those houses
-from which issued the greatest signs of life. Mr Peter, Miss
-Matty, and I had all been quiet, each with a separate reverie, for
-some little time, when Mr Peter broke in -
-
-"Do you know, little Matty, I could have sworn you were on the high
-road to matrimony when I left England that last time! If anybody
-had told me you would have lived and died an old maid then, I
-should have laughed in their faces."
-
-Miss Matty made no reply, and I tried in vain to think of some
-subject which should effectually turn the conversation; but I was
-very stupid; and before I spoke he went on -
-
-"It was Holbrook, that fine manly fellow who lived at Woodley, that
-I used to think would carry off my little Matty. You would not
-think it now, I dare say, Mary; but this sister of mine was once a
-very pretty girl--at least, I thought so, and so I've a notion did
-poor Holbrook. What business had he to die before I came home to
-thank him for all his kindness to a good-for-nothing cub as I was?
-It was that that made me first think he cared for you; for in all
-our fishing expeditions it was Matty, Matty, we talked about. Poor
-Deborah! What a lecture she read me on having asked him home to
-lunch one day, when she had seen the Arley carriage in the town,
-and thought that my lady might call. Well, that's long years ago;
-more than half a life-time, and yet it seems like yesterday! I
-don't know a fellow I should have liked better as a brother-in-law.
-You must have played your cards badly, my little Matty, somehow or
-another--wanted your brother to be a good go-between, eh, little
-one?" said he, putting out his hand to take hold of hers as she lay
-on the sofa. "Why, what's this? you're shivering and shaking,
-Matty, with that confounded open window. Shut it, Mary, this
-minute!"
-
-I did so, and then stooped down to kiss Miss Matty, and see if she
-really were chilled. She caught at my hand, and gave it a hard
-squeeze--but unconsciously, I think--for in a minute or two she
-spoke to us quite in her usual voice, and smiled our uneasiness
-away, although she patiently submitted to the prescriptions we
-enforced of a warm bed and a glass of weak negus. I was to leave
-Cranford the next day, and before I went I saw that all the effects
-of the open window had quite vanished. I had superintended most of
-the alterations necessary in the house and household during the
-latter weeks of my stay. The shop was once more a parlour: the
-empty resounding rooms again furnished up to the very garrets.
-
-There had been some talk of establishing Martha and Jem in another
-house, but Miss Matty would not hear of this. Indeed, I never saw
-her so much roused as when Miss Pole had assumed it to be the most
-desirable arrangement. As long as Martha would remain with Miss
-Matty, Miss Matty was only too thankful to have her about her; yes,
-and Jem too, who was a very pleasant man to have in the house, for
-she never saw him from week's end to week's end. And as for the
-probable children, if they would all turn out such little darlings
-as her god-daughter, Matilda, she should not mind the number, if
-Martha didn't. Besides, the next was to be called Deborah--a point
-which Miss Matty had reluctantly yielded to Martha's stubborn
-determination that her first-born was to be Matilda. So Miss Pole
-had to lower her colours, and even her voice, as she said to me
-that, as Mr and Mrs Hearn were still to go on living in the same
-house with Miss Matty, we had certainly done a wise thing in hiring
-Martha's niece as an auxiliary.
-
-I left Miss Matty and Mr Peter most comfortable and contented; the
-only subject for regret to the tender heart of the one, and the
-social friendly nature of the other, being the unfortunate quarrel
-between Mrs Jamieson and the plebeian Hogginses and their
-following. In joke, I prophesied one day that this would only last
-until Mrs Jamieson or Mr Mulliner were ill, in which case they
-would only be too glad to be friends with Mr Hoggins; but Miss
-Matty did not like my looking forward to anything like illness in
-so light a manner, and before the year was out all had come round
-in a far more satisfactory way.
-
-I received two Cranford letters on one auspicious October morning.
-Both Miss Pole and Miss Matty wrote to ask me to come over and meet
-the Gordons, who had returned to England alive and well with their
-two children, now almost grown up. Dear Jessie Brown had kept her
-old kind nature, although she had changed her name and station; and
-she wrote to say that she and Major Gordon expected to be in
-Cranford on the fourteenth, and she hoped and begged to be
-remembered to Mrs Jamieson (named first, as became her honourable
-station), Miss Pole and Miss Matty--could she ever forget their
-kindness to her poor father and sister?--Mrs Forrester, Mr Hoggins
-(and here again came in an allusion to kindness shown to the dead
-long ago), his new wife, who as such must allow Mrs Gordon to
-desire to make her acquaintance, and who was, moreover, an old
-Scotch friend of her husband's. In short, every one was named,
-from the rector--who had been appointed to Cranford in the interim
-between Captain Brown's death and Miss Jessie's marriage, and was
-now associated with the latter event--down to Miss Betty Barker.
-All were asked to the luncheon; all except Mrs Fitz-Adam, who had
-come to live in Cranford since Miss Jessie Brown's days, and whom I
-found rather moping on account of the omission. People wondered at
-Miss Betty Barker's being included in the honourable list; but,
-then, as Miss Pole said, we must remember the disregard of the
-genteel proprieties of life in which the poor captain had educated
-his girls, and for his sake we swallowed our pride. Indeed, Mrs
-Jamieson rather took it as a compliment, as putting Miss Betty
-(formerly HER maid) on a level with "those Hogginses."
-
-But when I arrived in Cranford, nothing was as yet ascertained of
-Mrs Jamieson's own intentions; would the honourable lady go, or
-would she not? Mr Peter declared that she should and she would;
-Miss Pole shook her head and desponded. But Mr Peter was a man of
-resources. In the first place, he persuaded Miss Matty to write to
-Mrs Gordon, and to tell her of Mrs Fitz-Adam's existence, and to
-beg that one so kind, and cordial, and generous, might be included
-in the pleasant invitation. An answer came back by return of post,
-with a pretty little note for Mrs Fitz-Adam, and a request that
-Miss Matty would deliver it herself and explain the previous
-omission. Mrs Fitz-Adam was as pleased as could be, and thanked
-Miss Matty over and over again. Mr Peter had said, "Leave Mrs
-Jamieson to me;" so we did; especially as we knew nothing that we
-could do to alter her determination if once formed.
-
-I did not know, nor did Miss Matty, how things were going on, until
-Miss Pole asked me, just the day before Mrs Gordon came, if I
-thought there was anything between Mr Peter and Mrs Jamieson in the
-matrimonial line, for that Mrs Jamieson was really going to the
-lunch at the "George." She had sent Mr Mulliner down to desire
-that there might be a footstool put to the warmest seat in the
-room, as she meant to come, and knew that their chairs were very
-high. Miss Pole had picked this piece of news up, and from it she
-conjectured all sorts of things, and bemoaned yet more. "If Peter
-should marry, what would become of poor dear Miss Matty? And Mrs
-Jamieson, of all people!" Miss Pole seemed to think there were
-other ladies in Cranford who would have done more credit to his
-choice, and I think she must have had someone who was unmarried in
-her head, for she kept saying, "It was so wanting in delicacy in a
-widow to think of such a thing."
-
-When I got back to Miss Matty's I really did begin to think that Mr
-Peter might be thinking of Mrs Jamieson for a wife, and I was as
-unhappy as Miss Pole about it. He had the proof sheet of a great
-placard in his hand. "Signor Brunoni, Magician to the King of
-Delhi, the Rajah of Oude, and the great Lama of Thibet," &c. &c.,
-was going to "perform in Cranford for one night only," the very
-next night; and Miss Matty, exultant, showed me a letter from the
-Gordons, promising to remain over this gaiety, which Miss Matty
-said was entirely Peter's doing. He had written to ask the signor
-to come, and was to be at all the expenses of the affair. Tickets
-were to be sent gratis to as many as the room would hold. In
-short, Miss Matty was charmed with the plan, and said that to-
-morrow Cranford would remind her of the Preston Guild, to which she
-had been in her youth--a luncheon at the "George," with the dear
-Gordons, and the signor in the Assembly Room in the evening. But
-I--I looked only at the fatal words:-
-
-
-"UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THE HONOURABLE MRS JAMIESON."
-
-
-She, then, was chosen to preside over this entertainment of Mr
-Peter's; she was perhaps going to displace my dear Miss Matty in
-his heart, and make her life lonely once more! I could not look
-forward to the morrow with any pleasure; and every innocent
-anticipation of Miss Matty's only served to add to my annoyance.
-
-So, angry and irritated, and exaggerating every little incident
-which could add to my irritation, I went on till we were all
-assembled in the great parlour at the "George." Major and Mrs
-Gordon and pretty Flora and Mr Ludovic were all as bright and
-handsome and friendly as could be; but I could hardly attend to
-them for watching Mr Peter, and I saw that Miss Pole was equally
-busy. I had never seen Mrs Jamieson so roused and animated before;
-her face looked full of interest in what Mr Peter was saying. I
-drew near to listen. My relief was great when I caught that his
-words were not words of love, but that, for all his grave face, he
-was at his old tricks. He was telling her of his travels in India,
-and describing the wonderful height of the Himalaya mountains: one
-touch after another added to their size, and each exceeded the
-former in absurdity; but Mrs Jamieson really enjoyed all in perfect
-good faith. I suppose she required strong stimulants to excite her
-to come out of her apathy. Mr Peter wound up his account by saying
-that, of course, at that altitude there were none of the animals to
-be found that existed in the lower regions; the game,--everything
-was different. Firing one day at some flying creature, he was very
-much dismayed when it fell, to find that he had shot a cherubim!
-Mr Peter caught my eye at this moment, and gave me such a funny
-twinkle, that I felt sure he had no thoughts of Mrs Jamieson as a
-wife from that time. She looked uncomfortably amazed -
-
-"But, Mr Peter, shooting a cherubim--don't you think--I am afraid
-that was sacrilege!"
-
-Mr Peter composed his countenance in a moment, and appeared shocked
-at the idea, which, as he said truly enough, was now presented to
-him for the first time; but then Mrs Jamieson must remember that he
-had been living for a long time among savages--all of whom were
-heathens--some of them, he was afraid, were downright Dissenters.
-Then, seeing Miss Matty draw near, he hastily changed the
-conversation, and after a little while, turning to me, he said,
-"Don't be shocked, prim little Mary, at all my wonderful stories.
-I consider Mrs Jamieson fair game, and besides I am bent on
-propitiating her, and the first step towards it is keeping her well
-awake. I bribed her here by asking her to let me have her name as
-patroness for my poor conjuror this evening; and I don't want to
-give her time enough to get up her rancour against the Hogginses,
-who are just coming in. I want everybody to be friends, for it
-harasses Matty so much to hear of these quarrels. I shall go at it
-again by-and-by, so you need not look shocked. I intend to enter
-the Assembly Room to-night with Mrs Jamieson on one side, and my
-lady, Mrs Hoggins, on the other. You see if I don't."
-
-Somehow or another he did; and fairly got them into conversation
-together. Major and Mrs Gordon helped at the good work with their
-perfect ignorance of any existing coolness between any of the
-inhabitants of Cranford.
-
-Ever since that day there has been the old friendly sociability in
-Cranford society; which I am thankful for, because of my dear Miss
-Matty's love of peace and kindliness. We all love Miss Matty, and
-I somehow think we are all of us better when she is near us.
-
-
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