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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 8
+(of 12), by Robert G. Ingersoll
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Vol. 8 (of 12)
+ Dresden Edition--Interviews
+
+Author: Robert G. Ingersoll
+
+Release Date: February 9, 2012 [EBook #38808]
+Last Updated: November 15, 2012
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WORKS OF INGERSOLL ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
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+
+
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="title" id="title"></a>
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ THE WORKS OF ROBERT G. INGERSOLL
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By Robert G. Ingersoll
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ "HAPPINESS IS THE ONLY GOOD, REASON THE ONLY<br /> TORCH, JUSTICE THE ONLY
+ WORSHIP, HUMANITY THE<br /> ONLY RELIGION, AND LOVE THE ONLY PRIEST."<br />
+ </h4>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN TWELVE VOLUMES, VOLUME VIII.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ INTERVIEWS
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ 1900
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ Dresden Edition
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto" cellpadding="4" border="3">
+ <tbody>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <a
+ href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/38808/old/orig38808-h/main.htm">This
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+ <td></td>
+ </tr>
+ </tbody>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%;">
+ <img alt="titlepage (62K)" src="images/titlepage.jpg" width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%;">
+ <img alt="frontispiece (64K)" src="images/frontispiece.jpg" width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h4> "<i>With daughters' babes upon his knees, the white hair mingling
+ with the gold</i>."</h4>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0001">INTERVIEWS</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0002">THE BIBLE AND A FUTURE LIFE</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0003">MRS. VAN COTT, THE REVIVALIST</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0004">EUROPEAN TRIP AND GREENBACK QUESTION</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0005">THE PRE-MILLENNIAL CONFERENCE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0006">THE SOLID SOUTH AND RESUMPTION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0007">THE SUNDAY LAWS OF PITTSBURG.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0008">POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0009">POLITICS AND GEN. GRANT</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0010">POLITICS, RELIGION AND THOMAS PAINE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0011">REPLY TO CHICAGO CRITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0012">THE REPUBLICAN VICTORY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0013">INGERSOLL AND BEECHER.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0014">POLITICAL.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0015">RELIGION IN POLITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0016">MIRACLES AND IMMORTALITY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0017">THE POLITICAL OUTLOOK.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0018">MR. BEECHER, MOSES AND THE NEGRO.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0019">HADES, DELAWARE AND FREETHOUGHT.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0020">A REPLY TO THE REV. MR. LANSING.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0021">BEACONSFIELD, LENT AND REVIVALS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0022">ANSWERING THE NEW YORK MINISTERS.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0023">GUITEAU AND HIS CRIME.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0024">DISTRICT SUFFRAGE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0025">FUNERAL OF JOHN G. MILLS AND IMMORTALITY.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0026">STAR ROUTE AND POLITICS.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0027">THE INTERVIEWER.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0028">POLITICS AND PROHIBITION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0029">THE REPUBLICAN DEFEAT IN OHIO.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0030">THE CIVIL RIGHTS BILL.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0031">JUSTICE HARLAN AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS BILL.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0032">POLITICS AND THEOLOGY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0033">MORALITY AND IMMORTALITY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0034">POLITICS, MORMONISM AND MR. BEECHER</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0035">FREE TRADE AND CHRISTIANITY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0036">THE OATH QUESTION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0037">WENDELL PHILLIPS, FITZ JOHN PORTER AND BISMARCK.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0038">GENERAL SUBJECTS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0039">REPLY TO KANSAS CITY CLERGY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0040">SWEARING AND AFFIRMING.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0041">REPLY TO A BUFFALO CRITIC.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0042">BLASPHEMY.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0043">POLITICS AND BRITISH COLUMBIA.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0044">INGERSOLL CATECHISED.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0045">BLAINE'S DEFEAT.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0046">BLAINE'S DEFEAT.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0047">PLAGIARISM AND POLITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0048">RELIGIOUS PREJUDICE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0049">CLEVELAND AND HIS CABINET.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0050">RELIGION, PROHIBITION, AND GEN. GRANT.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0051">HELL OR SHEOL AND OTHER SUBJECTS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0052">INTERVIEWING, POLITICS AND SPIRITUALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0053">MY BELIEF.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0054">SOME LIVE TOPICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0055">THE PRESIDENT AND SENATE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0056">ATHEISM AND CITIZENSHIP.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0057">THE LABOR QUESTION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0058">RAILROADS AND POLITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0059">PROHIBITION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0060">HENRY GEORGE AND LABOR.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0061">LABOR QUESTION AND SOCIALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0062">HENRY GEORGE AND SOCIALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0063">REPLY TO THE REV. B. F. MORSE.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0064">INGERSOLL ON McGLYNN.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0065">TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO ANARCHISTS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0066">THE STAGE AND THE PULPIT.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0067">ROSCOE CONKLING.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0068">THE CHURCH AND THE STAGE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0069">PROTECTION AND FREE TRADE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0070">LABOR, AND TARIFF REFORM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0071">CLEVELAND AND THURMAN.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0072">THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM OF 1888.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0073">JAMES G. BLAINE AND POLITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0074">THE MILLS BILL.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0075">SOCIETY AND ITS CRIMINALS*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0076">WOMAN'S RIGHT TO DIVORCE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0077">SECULARISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0078">SUMMER RECREATION&mdash;MR. GLADSTONE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0079">PROHIBITION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0080">ROBERT ELSMERE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0081">WORKING GIRLS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0082">PROTECTION FOR AMERICAN ACTORS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0083">LIBERALS AND LIBERALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0084">POPE LEO XIII.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0085">THE SACREDNESS OF THE SABBATH.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0086">THE WEST AND SOUTH.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0087">THE WESTMINSTER CREED AND OTHER SUBJECTS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0088">SHAKESPEARE AND BACON.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0089">GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY, AND PRESBYTERIANISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0090">CREEDS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0091">THE TENDENCY OF MODERN THOUGHT.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0092">WOMAN SUFFRAGE, HORSE RACING, AND MONEY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0093">MISSIONARIES.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0094">MY BELIEF AND UNBELIEF.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0095">MUST RELIGION GO?</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0096">WORD PAINTING AND COLLEGE EDUCATION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0097">PERSONAL MAGNETISM AND THE SUNDAY QUESTION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0098">AUTHORS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0099">INEBRIETY.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0100">MIRACLES, THEOSOPHY AND SPIRITUALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0101">TOLSTOY AND LITERATURE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0102">WOMAN IN POLITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0103">SPIRITUALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0104">PLAYS AND PLAYERS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0105">WOMAN.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0106">STRIKES, EXPANSION AND OTHER SUBJECTS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0107">SUNDAY A DAY OF PLEASURE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0108">THE PARLIAMENT OF RELIGIONS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0109">CLEVELAND'S HAWAIIAN POLICY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0110">ORATORS AND ORATORY.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0111">CATHOLICISM AND PROTESTANTISM. THE POPE, THE A. P. A.,
+ AGNOSTICISM</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0112">WOMAN AND HER DOMAIN.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0113">PROFESSOR SWING.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0114">SENATOR SHERMAN AND HIS BOOK.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0115">REPLY TO THE CHRISTIAN ENDEAVORERS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0116">SPIRITUALISM.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0117">A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0118">IS LIFE WORTH LIVING&mdash;CHRISTIAN SCIENCE AND
+ POLITICS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0119">VIVISECTION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0120">DIVORCE.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0121">MUSIC, NEWSPAPERS, LYNCHING AND ARBITRATION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0122">A VISIT TO SHAW'S GARDEN.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0123">THE VENEZUELAN BOUNDARY DISCUSSION AND THE
+ WHIPPING-POST.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0124">COLONEL SHEPARD'S STAGE HORSES.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0125">A REPLY TO THE REV. L. A. BANKS.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0126">CUBA&mdash;ZOLA AND THEOSOPHY.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0127">HOW TO BECOME AN ORATOR.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0128">JOHN RUSSELL YOUNG AND EXPANSION.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0129">PSYCHICAL RESEARCH AND THE BIBLE.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0130">THIS CENTURY'S GLORIES.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0131">CAPITAL PUNISHMENT AND THE WHIPPING-POST.</a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link0132">EXPANSION AND TRUSTS.*</a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link0001" id="link0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INTERVIEWS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0002" id="link0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE BIBLE AND A FUTURE LIFE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, are your views of religion based upon the Bible?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I regard the Bible, especially the Old Testament, the same
+ as I do most other ancient books, in which there is some truth, a great
+ deal of error, considerable barbarism and a most plentiful lack of good
+ sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you found any other work, sacred or profane, which
+ you regard as more reliable?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I know of no book less so, in my judgment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have studied the Bible attentively, have you not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have read the Bible. I have heard it talked about a good
+ deal, and am sufficiently well acquainted with it to justify my own mind
+ in utterly rejecting all claims made for its divine origin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you base your views upon?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. On reason, observation, experience, upon the discoveries in
+ science, upon observed facts and the analogies properly growing out of
+ such facts. I have no confidence in anything pretending to be outside, or
+ independent of, or in any manner above nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. According to your views, what disposition is made of man
+ after death?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Upon that subject I know nothing. It is no more wonderful
+ that man should live again than he now lives; upon that question I know of
+ no evidence. The doctrine of immortality rests upon human affection. We
+ love, therefore we wish to live.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then you would not undertake to say what becomes of man
+ after death?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If I told or pretended to know what becomes of man after
+ death, I would be as dogmatic as are theologians upon this question. The
+ difference between them and me is, I am honest. I admit that I do not
+ know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Judging by your criticism of mankind, Colonel, in your
+ recent lecture, you have not found his condition very satisfactory?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nature, outside of man, so far as I know, is neither cruel
+ nor merciful. I am not satisfied with the present condition of the human
+ race, nor with the condition of man during any period of which we have any
+ knowledge. I believe, however, the condition of man is improved, and this
+ improvement is due to his own exertions. I do not make nature a being. I
+ do not ascribe to nature intentions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is your theory, Colonel, the result of investigation of
+ the subject?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No one can control his own opinion or his own belief. My
+ belief was forced upon me by my surroundings. I am the product of all
+ circumstances that have in any way touched me. I believe in this world. I
+ have no confidence in any religion promising joys in another world at the
+ expense of liberty and happiness in this. At the same time, I wish to give
+ others all the rights I claim for myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If I asked for proofs for your theory, what would you
+ furnish?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The experience of every man who is honest with himself,
+ every fact that has been discovered in nature. In addition to these, the
+ utter and total failure of all religionists in all countries to produce
+ one particle of evidence showing the existence of any supernatural power
+ whatever, and the further fact that the people are not satisfied with
+ their religion. They are continually asking for evidence. They are asking
+ it in every imaginable way. The sects are continually dividing. There is
+ no real religious serenity in the world. All religions are opponents of
+ intellectual liberty. I believe in absolute mental freedom. Real religion
+ with me is a thing not of the head, but of the heart; not a theory, not a
+ creed, but a life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What punishment, then, is inflicted upon man for his
+ crimes and wrongs committed in this life?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is no such thing as intellectual crime. No man can
+ commit a mental crime. To become a crime it must go beyond thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What punishment is there for physical crime?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Such punishment as is necessary to protect society and for
+ the reformation of the criminal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If there is only punishment in this world, will not some
+ escape punishment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I admit that all do not seem to be punished as they
+ deserve. I also admit that all do not seem to be rewarded as they deserve;
+ and there is in this world, apparently, as great failures in matter of
+ reward as in matter of punishment. If there is another life, a man will be
+ happier there for acting according to his highest ideal in this. But I do
+ not discern in nature any effort to do justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Post</i>, Washington, D. C., 1878.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0003" id="link0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MRS. VAN COTT, THE REVIVALIST
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see, Colonel, that in an interview published this
+ morning, Mrs. Van Cott (the revivalist), calls you "a poor barking dog."
+ Do you know her personally?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have never met or seen her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you know the reason she applied the epithet?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose it to be the natural result of what is called
+ vital piety; that is to say, universal love breeds individual hatred.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you intend making any reply to what she says?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have written her a note of which this is a copy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ <i>Buffalo, Feb. 24th, 1878.</i>
+MRS. VAN COTT;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My dear Madam:&mdash;Were you constrained by the love of Christ to call a
+ man who has never injured you "a poor barking dog?" Did you make this
+ remark as a Christian, or as a lady? Did you say these words to illustrate
+ in some faint degree the refining influence upon women of the religion you
+ preach?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What would you think of me if I should retort, using your language,
+ changing only the sex of the last word?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have the honor to remain,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yours truly,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ R. G. INGERSOLL
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Well, what do you think of the religious revival system
+ generally?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The fire that has to be blown all the time is a poor thing
+ to get warm by. I regard these revivals as essentially barbaric. I think
+ they do no good, but much harm, they make innocent people think they are
+ guilty, and very mean people think they are good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion concerning women as conductors of
+ these revivals?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose those engaged in them think they are doing good.
+ They are probably honest. I think, however, that neither men nor women
+ should be engaged in frightening people into heaven. That is all I wish to
+ say on the subject, as I do not think it worth talking about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Express</i>, Buffalo, New York, Feb., 1878.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0004" id="link0004">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ EUROPEAN TRIP AND GREENBACK QUESTION
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What did you do on your European trip, Colonel?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I went with my family from New York to Southampton,
+ England, thence to London, and from London to Edinburgh. In Scotland I
+ visited every place where Burns had lived, from the cottage where he was
+ born to the room where he died. I followed him from the cradle to the
+ coffin. I went to Stratford-upon-Avon for the purpose of seeing all that I
+ could in any way connected with Shakespeare; next to London, where we
+ visited again all the places of interest, and thence to Paris, where we
+ spent a couple of weeks in the Exposition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. And what did you think of it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. So far as machinery&mdash;so far as the practical is
+ concerned, it is not equal to ours in Philadelphia; in art it is
+ incomparably beyond it. I was very much gratified to find so much evidence
+ in favor of my theory that the golden age in art is in front of us; that
+ mankind has been advancing, that we did not come from a perfect pair and
+ immediately commence to degenerate. The modern painters and sculptors are
+ far better and grander than the ancient. I think we excel in fine arts as
+ much as we do in agricultural implements. Nothing pleased me more than the
+ painting from Holland, because they idealized and rendered holy the
+ ordinary avocations of life. They paint cottages with sweet mothers and
+ children; they paint homes. They are not much on Ariadnes and Venuses, but
+ they paint good women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What did you think of the American display?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Our part of the Exposition is good, but nothing to what is
+ should and might have been, but we bring home nearly as many medals as we
+ took things. We lead the world in machinery and in ingenious inventions,
+ and some of our paintings were excellent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, crossing the Atlantic back to America, what do
+ you think of the Greenback movement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In regard to the Greenback party, in the first place, I am
+ not a believer in miracles. I do not believe that something can be made
+ out of nothing. The Government, in my judgment, cannot create money; the
+ Government can give its note, like an individual, and the prospect of its
+ being paid determines its value. We have already substantially resumed.
+ Every piece of property that has been shrinking has simply been resuming.
+ We expended during the war&mdash;not for the useful, but for the useless,
+ not to build up, but to destroy&mdash;at least one thousand million
+ dollars. The Government was an enormous purchaser; when the war ceased the
+ industries of the country lost their greatest customer. As a consequence
+ there was a surplus of production, and consequently a surplus of labor. At
+ last we have gotten back, and the country since the war has produced over
+ and above the cost of production, something near the amount that was lost
+ during the war. Our exports are about two hundred million dollars more
+ than our imports, and this is a healthy sign. There are, however, five or
+ six hundred thousand men, probably, out of employment; as prosperity
+ increases this number will decrease. I am in favor of the Government doing
+ something to ameliorate the condition of these men. I would like to see
+ constructed the Northern and Southern Pacific railroads; this would give
+ employment at once to many thousands, and homes after awhile to millions.
+ All the signs of the times to me are good. The wretched bankrupt law, at
+ last, is wiped from the statute books, and honest people in a short time
+ can get plenty of credit. This law should have been repealed years before
+ it was. It would have been far better to have had all who have gone into
+ bankruptcy during these frightful years to have done so at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What will be the political effect of the Greenback
+ movement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The effect in Maine has been to defeat the Republican
+ party. I do not believe any party can permanently succeed in the United
+ States that does not believe in and advocate actual money. I want to see
+ the greenback equal with gold the world round. A money below par keeps the
+ people below par. No man can possibly be proud of a country that is not
+ willing to pay its debts. Several of the States this fall may be carried
+ by the Greenback party, but if I have a correct understanding of their
+ views, that party cannot hold any State for any great length of time. But
+ all the men of wealth should remember that everybody in the community has
+ got, in some way, to be supported. I want to see them so that they can
+ support themselves by their own labor. In my judgment real prosperity will
+ begin with actual resumption, because confidence will then return. If the
+ workingmen of the United States cannot make their living, cannot have the
+ opportunity to labor, they have got to be supported in some way, and in
+ any event, I want to see a liberal policy inaugurated by the Government. I
+ believe in improving rivers and harbors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not believe the trans-continental commerce of this country should
+ depend on one railroad. I want new territories opened. I want to see
+ American steamships running to all the great ports of the world. I want to
+ see our flag flying on all the seas and in all the harbors. We have the
+ best country, and, in my judgment, the best people in the world, and we
+ ought to be the most prosperous nation on the earth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then you only consider the Greenback movement a temporary
+ thing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; I do not believe that there is anything permanent in
+ anything that is not sound, that has not a perfectly sound foundation, and
+ I mean sound, sound in every sense of that word. It must be wise and
+ honest. We have plenty of money; the trouble is to get it. If the
+ Greenbackers will pass a law furnishing all of us with collaterals, there
+ certainly would be no trouble about getting the money. Nothing can
+ demonstrate more fully the plentifulness of money than the fact that
+ millions of four per cent. bonds have been taken in the United States. The
+ trouble is, business is scarce.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But do you not think the Greenback movement will help the
+ Democracy to success in 1880?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the Greenback movement will injure the Republican
+ party much more than the Democratic party. Whether that injury will reach
+ as far as 1880 depends simply upon one thing. If resumption&mdash;in spite
+ of all the resolutions to the contrary&mdash; inaugurates an era of
+ prosperity, as I believe and hope it will, then it seems to me that the
+ Republican party will be as strong in the North as in its palmiest days.
+ Of course I regard most of the old issues as settled, and I make this
+ statement simply because I regard the financial issue as the only living
+ one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, I have no idea who will be the Democratic candidate, but I
+ suppose the South will be solid for the Democratic nominee, unless the
+ financial question divides that section of the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. With a solid South do you not think the Democratic
+ nominee will stand a good chance?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly, he will stand the best chance if the Democracy
+ is right on the financial question; if it will cling to its old idea of
+ hard money, he will. If the Democrats will recognize that the issues of
+ the war are settled, then I think that party has the best chance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But if it clings to soft money?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Then I think it will be beaten, if by soft money it means
+ the payment of one promise with another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You consider Greenbackers inflationists, do you not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose the Greenbackers to be the party of inflation. I
+ am in favor of inflation produced by industry. I am in favor of the
+ country being inflated with corn, with wheat, good houses, books,
+ pictures, and plenty of labor for everybody. I am in favor of being
+ inflated with gold and silver, but I do not believe in the inflation of
+ promise, expectation and speculation. I sympathize with every man who is
+ willing to work and cannot get it, and I sympathize to that degree that I
+ would like to see the fortunate and prosperous taxed to support his
+ unfortunate brother until labor could be found.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Greenback party seems to think credit is just as good as gold. While
+ the credit lasts this is so; but the trouble is, whenever it is
+ ascertained that the gold is gone or cannot be produced the credit takes
+ wings. The bill of a perfectly solvent bank may circulate for years. Now,
+ because nobody demands the gold on that bill it doesn't follow that the
+ bill would be just as good without any gold behind it. The idea that you
+ can have the gold whenever you present the bill gives it its value. To
+ illustrate: A poor man buys soup tickets. He is not hungry at the time of
+ purchase, and will not be for some hours. During those hours the Greenback
+ gentlemen argue that there is no use of keeping any soup on hand with
+ which to redeem these tickets, and from this they further argue that if
+ they can be good for a few hours without soup, why not forever? And they
+ would be, only the holder gets hungry. Until he is hungry, of course, he
+ does not care whether any soup is on hand or not, but when he presents his
+ ticket he wants his soup, and the idea that he can have the soup when he
+ does present the ticket gives it its value. And so I regard bank notes,
+ without gold and silver, as of the same value as tickets without soup.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Post</i>, Washington, D. C., 1878.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0005" id="link0005">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PRE-MILLENNIAL CONFERENCE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Pre-Millennial Conference that
+ was held in New York City recently?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I think that all who attended it were believers in
+ the Bible, and any one who believes in prophecies and looks to their
+ fulfillment will go insane. A man that tries from Daniel's ram with three
+ horns and five tails and his deformed goats to ascertain the date of the
+ second immigration of Christ to this world is already insane. It all shows
+ that the moment we leave the realm of fact and law we are adrift on the
+ wide and shoreless sea of theological speculation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think there will be a second coming?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, not as long as the church is in power. Christ will
+ never again visit this earth until the Freethinkers have control. He will
+ certainly never allow another church to get hold of him. The very persons
+ who met in New York to fix the date of his coming would despise him and
+ the feeling would probably be mutual. In his day Christ was an Infidel,
+ and made himself unpopular by denouncing the church as it then existed. He
+ called them liars, hypocrites, thieves, vipers, whited sepulchres and
+ fools. From the description given of the church in that day, I am afraid
+ that should he come again, he would be provoked into using similar
+ language. Of course, I admit there are many good people in the church,
+ just as there were some good Pharisees who were opposed to the
+ crucifixion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Express</i>, Buffalo, New York, Nov. 4th, 1878.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0006" id="link0006">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SOLID SOUTH AND RESUMPTION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, to start with, what do you think of the solid
+ South?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the South is naturally opposed to the Republican
+ party; more, I imagine, to the name, than to the personnel of the
+ organization. But the South has just as good friends in the Republican
+ party as in the Democratic party. I do not think there are any Republicans
+ who would not rejoice to see the South prosperous and happy. I know of
+ none, at least. They will have to get over the prejudices born of
+ isolation. We lack direct and constant communication. I do not recollect
+ having seen a newspaper from the Gulf States for a long time. They, down
+ there, may imagine that the feeling in the North is the same as during the
+ war. But it certainly is not. The Northern people are anxious to be
+ friendly; and if they can be, without a violation of their principles,
+ they will be. Whether it be true or not, however, most of the Republicans
+ of the North believe that no Republican in the South is heartily welcome
+ in that section, whether he goes there from the North, or is a Southern
+ man. Personally, I do not care anything about partisan politics. I want to
+ see every man in the United States guaranteed the right to express his
+ choice at the ballot-box, and I do not want social ostracism to follow a
+ man, no matter how he may vote. A solid South means a solid North. A
+ hundred thousand Democratic majority in South Carolina means fifty
+ thousand Republican majority in New York in 1880. I hope the sections will
+ never divide, simply as sections. But if the Republican party is not
+ allowed to live in the South, the Democratic party certainly will not be
+ allowed to succeed in the North. I want to treat the people of the South
+ precisely as though the Rebellion had never occurred. I want all that
+ wiped from the slate of memory, and all I ask of the Southern people is to
+ give the same rights to the Republicans that we are willing to give to
+ them and have given to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you account for the results of the recent
+ elections?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Republican party won the recent election simply because
+ it was for honest money, and it was in favor of resumption. And if on the
+ first of January next, we resume all right, and maintain resumption, I see
+ no reason why the Republican party should not succeed in 1880. The
+ Republican party came into power at the commencement of the Rebellion, and
+ necessarily retained power until its close; and in my judgment, it will
+ retain power so long as in the horizon of credit there is a cloud of
+ repudiation as large as a man's hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think resumption will work out all right?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do. I think that on the first of January the greenback
+ will shake hands with gold on an equality, and in a few days thereafter
+ will be worth just a little bit more. Everything has resumed, except the
+ Government. All the property has resumed, all the lands, bonds and
+ mortgages and stocks. All these things resumed long ago&mdash;that is to
+ say, they have touched the bottom. Now, there is no doubt that the party
+ that insists on the Government paying all its debts will hold control, and
+ no one will get his hand on the wheel who advocates repudiation in any
+ form. There is one thing we must do, though. We have got to put more
+ silver in our dollars. I do not think you can blame the New York banks&mdash;any
+ bank &mdash;for refusing to take eighty-eight cents for a dollar. Neither
+ can you blame any depositor who puts gold in the bank for demanding gold
+ in return. Yes, we must have in the silver dollar a dollar's worth of
+ silver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Commercial</i>, Cincinnati, Ohio, November, 1878.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0007" id="link0007">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SUNDAY LAWS OF PITTSBURG.*
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, what do you think of the course the Mayor has
+ pursued toward you in attempting to stop your lecture?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I know very little except what I have seen in the morning
+ paper. As a general rule, laws should be enforced or repealed; and so far
+ as I am personally concerned, I shall not so much complain of the
+ enforcing of the law against Sabbath breaking as of the fact that such a
+ law exists. We have fallen heir to these laws. They were passed by
+ superstition, and the enlightened people of to-day should repeal them.
+ Ministers should not expect to fill their churches by shutting up other
+ places. They can only increase their congregations by improving their
+ sermons. They will have more hearers when they say more worth hearing. I
+ have no idea that the Mayor has any prejudice against me personally and if
+ he only enforces the law, I shall have none against him. If my lectures
+ were free the ministers might have the right to object, but as I charge
+ one dollar admission and they nothing, they ought certainly be able to
+ compete with me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Don't you think it is the duty of the Mayor, as chief
+ executive of the city laws, to enforce the ordinances and pay no attention
+ to what the statutes say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose it to be the duty of the Mayor to enforce the
+ ordinance of the city and if the ordinance of the city covers the same
+ ground as the law of the State, a conviction under the ordinance would be
+ a bar to prosecution under the State law.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If the ordinance exempts scientific, literary and
+ historical lectures, as it is said it does, will not that exempt you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, all my lectures are historical; that is, I speak of
+ many things that have happened. They are scientific because they are
+ filled with facts, and they are literary of course. I can conceive of no
+ address that is neither historical nor scientific, except sermons. They
+ fail to be historical because they treat of things that never happened and
+ they are certainly not scientific, as they contain no facts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Suppose they arrest you what will you do?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I will examine the law and if convicted will pay the fine,
+ unless I think I can reverse the case by appeal. Of course I would like to
+ see all these foolish laws wiped from the statute books. I want the law so
+ that everybody can do just as he pleases on Sunday, provided he does not
+ interfere with the rights of others. I want the Christian, the Jew, the
+ Deist and the Atheist to be exactly equal before the law. I would fight
+ for the right of the Christian to worship God in his own way just as quick
+ as I would for the Atheist to enjoy music, flowers and fields. I hope to
+ see the time when even the poor people can hear the music of the finest
+ operas on Sunday. One grand opera with all its thrilling tones, will do
+ more good in touching and elevating the world than ten thousand sermons on
+ the agonies of hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you ever been interfered with before in delivering
+ Sunday lectures?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, I postponed a lecture in Baltimore at the request of
+ the owners of a theatre because they were afraid some action might be
+ taken. That is the only case. I have delivered lectures on Sunday in the
+ principal cities of the United States, in New York, Boston, Buffalo,
+ Chicago, San Francisco, Cincinnati and many other places. I lectured here
+ last winter; it was on Sunday and I heard nothing of its being contrary to
+ law. I always supposed my lectures were good enough to be delivered on the
+ most sacred days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Leader</i>, Pittsburg, Pa., October 27, 1879.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* The manager of the theatre, where Col. Ingersoll
+ lectured, was fined fifty dollars which Col. Ingersoll
+ paid.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0008" id="link0008">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think about the recent election, and what
+ will be its effect upon political matters and the issues and candidates of
+ 1880?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the Republicans have met with this almost universal
+ success on account, first, of the position taken by the Democracy on the
+ currency question; that is to say, that party was divided, and was willing
+ to go in partnership with anybody, whatever their doctrines might be, for
+ the sake of success in that particular locality. The Republican party felt
+ it of paramount importance not only to pay the debt, but to pay it in that
+ which the world regards as money. The next reason for the victory is the
+ position assumed by the Democracy in Congress during the called session.
+ The threats they then made of what they would do in the event that the
+ executive did not comply with their demands, showed that the spirit of the
+ party had not been chastened to any considerable extent by the late war.
+ The people of this country will not, in my judgment, allow the South to
+ take charge of this country until they show their ability to protect the
+ rights of citizens in their respective States.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then, as you regard the victories, they are largely due
+ to a firm adherence to principle, and the failure of the Democratic party
+ is due to their abandonment of principle, and their desire to unite with
+ anybody and everything, at the sacrifice of principle, to attain success?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes. The Democratic party is a general desire for office
+ without organization. Most people are Democrats because they hate
+ something, most people are Republicans because they love something.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the election has brought about any
+ particular change in the issues that will be involved in the campaign of
+ 1880?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the only issue is who shall rule the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think, then, the question of State Rights, hard or
+ soft money and other questions that have been prominent in the campaign
+ are practically settled, and so regarded by the people?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the money question is, absolutely. I think the
+ question of State Rights is dead, except that it can still be used to
+ defeat the Democracy. It is what might be called a convenient political
+ corpse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Now, to leave the political field and go to the religious
+ at one jump&mdash;since your last visit here much has been said and
+ written and published to the effect that a great change, or a considerable
+ change at least, had taken place in your religious, or irreligious views.
+ I would like to know if that is so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The only change that has occurred in my religious views is
+ the result of finding more and more arguments in favor of my position,
+ and, as a consequence, if there is any difference, I am stronger in my
+ convictions than ever before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I would like to know something of the history of your
+ religious views?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I may say right here that the Christian idea that any God
+ can make me his friend by killing mine is about a great mistake as could
+ be made. They seem to have the idea that just as soon as God kills all the
+ people that a person loves, he will then begin to love the Lord. What drew
+ my attention first to these questions was the doctrine of eternal
+ punishment. This was so abhorrent to my mind that I began to hate the book
+ in which it was taught. Then, in reading law, going back to find the
+ origin of laws, I found one had to go but a little way before the
+ legislator and priest united. This led me to a study of a good many of the
+ religions of the world. At first I was greatly astonished to find most of
+ them better than ours. I then studied our own system to the best of my
+ ability, and found that people were palming off upon children and upon one
+ another as the inspired word of God a book that upheld slavery, polygamy
+ and almost every other crime. Whether I am right or wrong, I became
+ convinced that the Bible is not an inspired book; and then the only
+ question for me to settle was as to whether I should say what I believed
+ or not. This really was not the question in my mind, because, before even
+ thinking of such a question, I expressed my belief, and I simply claim
+ that right and expect to exercise it as long as I live. I may be damned
+ for it in the next world, but it is a great source of pleasure to me in
+ this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is reported that you are the son of a Presbyterian
+ minister?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I am the son of a New School Presbyterian minister.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. About what age were you when you began this investigation
+ which led to your present convictions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I cannot remember when I believed the Bible doctrine of
+ eternal punishment. I have a dim recollection of hating Jehovah when I was
+ exceedingly small.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then your present convictions began to form themselves
+ while you were listening to the teachings of religion as taught by your
+ father?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, they did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Did you discuss the matter with him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I did for many years, and before he died he utterly gave up
+ the idea that this life is a period of probation. He utterly gave up the
+ idea of eternal punishment, and before he died he had the happiness of
+ believing that God was almost as good and generous as he was himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I suppose this gossip about a change in your religious
+ views arose or was created by the expression used at your brother's
+ funeral, "In the night of death hope sees a star and listening love can
+ hear the rustle of a wing"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I never willingly will destroy a solitary human hope. I
+ have always said that I did not know whether man was or was not immortal,
+ but years before my brother died, in a lecture entitled "The Ghosts,"
+ which has since been published, I used the following words: "The idea of
+ immortality, that like a sea has ebbed and flowed in the human heart, with
+ its countless waves of hope and fear, beating against the shores and rocks
+ of time and fate, was not born of any book, nor of any creed, nor of any
+ religion. It was born of human affection, and it will continue to ebb and
+ flow beneath the mists and clouds of doubt and darkness as long as love
+ kisses the lips of death. It is the rainbow&mdash;Hope, shining upon the
+ tears of grief."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. The great objection to your teaching urged by your
+ enemies is that you constantly tear down, and never build up?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have just published a little book entitled, "Some
+ Mistakes of Moses," in which I have endeavored to give most of the
+ arguments I have urged against the Pentateuch in a lecture I delivered
+ under that title. The motto on the title page is, "A destroyer of weeds,
+ thistles and thorns is a benefactor, whether he soweth grain or not." I
+ cannot for my life see why one should be charged with tearing down and not
+ rebuilding simply because he exposes a sham, or detects a lie. I do not
+ feel under any obligation to build something in the place of a detected
+ falsehood. All I think I am under obligation to put in the place of a
+ detected lie is the detection. Most religionists talk as if mistakes were
+ valuable things and they did not wish to part with them without a
+ consideration. Just how much they regard lies worth a dozen I do not know.
+ If the price is reasonable I am perfectly willing to give it, rather than
+ to see them live and give their lives to the defence of delusions. I am
+ firmly convinced that to be happy here will not in the least detract from
+ our happiness in another world should we be so fortunate as to reach
+ another world; and I cannot see the value of any philosophy that reaches
+ beyond the intelligent happiness of the present. There may be a God who
+ will make us happy in another world. If he does, it will be more than he
+ has accomplished in this. I suppose that he will never have more than
+ infinite power and never have less than infinite wisdom, and why people
+ should expect that he should do better in another world than he has in
+ this is something that I have never been able to explain. A being who has
+ the power to prevent it and yet who allows thousands and millions of his
+ children to starve; who devours them with earthquakes; who allows whole
+ nations to be enslaved, cannot in my judgment be implicitly be depended
+ upon to do justice in another world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do the clergy generally treat you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, of course there are the same distinctions among
+ clergymen as among other people. Some of them are quite respectable
+ gentlemen, especially those with whom I am not acquainted. I think that
+ since the loss of my brother nothing could exceed the heartlessness of the
+ remarks made by the average clergyman. There have been some noble
+ exceptions, to whom I feel not only thankful but grateful; but a very
+ large majority have taken this occasion to say most unfeeling and brutal
+ things. I do not ask the clergy to forgive me, but I do request that they
+ will so act that I will not have to forgive them. I have always insisted
+ that those who love their enemies should at least tell the truth about
+ their friends, but I suppose, after all, that religion must be supported
+ by the same means as those by which it was founded. Of course, there are
+ thousands of good ministers, men who are endeavoring to make the world
+ better, and whose failure is no particular fault of their own. I have
+ always been in doubt as to whether the clergy were a necessary or an
+ unnecessary evil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I would like to have a positive expression of your views
+ as to a future state?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Somebody asked Confucius about another world, and his reply
+ was: "How should I know anything about another world when I know so little
+ of this?" For my part, I know nothing of any other state of existence,
+ either before or after this, and I have never become personally acquainted
+ with anybody that did. There may be another life, and if there is, the
+ best way to prepare for it is by making somebody happy in this. God
+ certainly cannot afford to put a man in hell who has made a little heaven
+ in this world. I propose simply to take my chances with the rest of the
+ folks, and prepare to go where the people I am best acquainted with will
+ probably settle. I cannot afford to leave the great ship and sneak off to
+ shore in some orthodox canoe. I hope there is another life, for I would
+ like to see how things come out in the world when I am dead. There are
+ some people I would like to see again, and hope there are some who would
+ not object to seeing me; but if there is no other life I shall never know
+ it. I do not remember a time when I did not exist; and if, when I die,
+ that is the end, I shall not know it, because the last thing I shall know
+ is that I am alive, and if nothing is left, nothing will be left to know
+ that I am dead; so that so far as I am concerned I am immortal; that is to
+ say, I cannot recollect when I did not exist, and there never will be a
+ time when I shall remember that I do not exist. I would like to have
+ several millions of dollars, and I may say that I have a lively hope that
+ some day I may be rich, but to tell you the truth I have very little
+ evidence of it. Our hope of immortality does not come from any religion,
+ but nearly all religions come from that hope. The Old Testament, instead
+ of telling us that we are immortal, tells us how we lost immortality. You
+ will recollect that if Adam and Eve could have gotten to the Tree of Life,
+ they would have eaten of its fruit and would have lived forever; but for
+ the purpose of preventing immortality God turned them out of the Garden of
+ Eden, and put certain angels with swords or sabres at the gate to keep
+ them from getting back. The Old Testament proves, if it proves anything&mdash;which
+ I do not think it does&mdash;that there is no life after this; and the New
+ Testament is not very specific on the subject. There were a great many
+ opportunities for the Saviour and his apostles to tell us about another
+ world, but they did not improve them to any great extent; and the only
+ evidence, so far as I know, about another life is, first, that we have no
+ evidence; and, secondly, that we are rather sorry that we have not, and
+ wish we had. That is about my position.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. According to your observation of men, and your reading in
+ relation to the men and women of the world and of the church, if there is
+ another world divided according to orthodox principles between the
+ orthodox and heterodox, which of the two that are known as heaven and hell
+ would contain, in your judgment, the most good society?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Since hanging has got to be a means of grace, I would
+ prefer hell. I had a thousand times rather associate with the Pagan
+ philosophers than with the inquisitors of the Middle Ages. I certainly
+ should prefer the worst man in Greek or Roman history to John Calvin; and
+ I can imagine no man in the world that I would not rather sit on the same
+ bench with than the Puritan fathers and the founders of orthodox churches.
+ I would trade off my harp any minute for a seat in the other country. All
+ the poets will be in perdition, and the greatest thinkers, and, I should
+ think, most of the women whose society would tend to increase the
+ happiness of man; nearly all the painters, nearly all the sculptors,
+ nearly all the writers of plays, nearly all the great actors, most of the
+ best musicians, and nearly all the good fellows&mdash;the persons who know
+ stories, who can sing songs, or who will loan a friend a dollar. They will
+ mostly all be in that country, and if I did not live there permanently, I
+ certainly would want it so I could spend my winter months there. But,
+ after all, what I really want to do is to destroy the idea of eternal
+ punishment. That doctrine subverts all ideas of justice. That doctrine
+ fills hell with honest men, and heaven with intellectual and moral
+ paupers. That doctrine allows people to sin on credit. That doctrine
+ allows the basest to be eternally happy and the most honorable to suffer
+ eternal pain. I think of all doctrines it is the most infinitely infamous,
+ and would disgrace the lowest savage; and any man who believes it, and has
+ imagination enough to understand it, has the heart of a serpent and the
+ conscience of a hyena.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Your objective point is to destroy the doctrine of hell,
+ is it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, because the destruction of that doctrine will do away
+ with all cant and all pretence. It will do away with all religious bigotry
+ and persecution. It will allow every man to think and to express his
+ thought. It will do away with bigotry in all its slimy and offensive
+ forms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Chicago Tribune</i>, November 14, 1879.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICS AND GEN. GRANT
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Some people have made comparisons between the late
+ Senators O. P. Morton and Zach. Chandler. What did you think of them,
+ Colonel?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Morton had the best intellectual grasp of a
+ question of any man I ever saw. There was an infinite difference between
+ the two men. Morton's strength lay in proving a thing; Chandler's in
+ asserting it. But Chandler was a strong man and no hypocrite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you any objection to being interviewed as to your
+ ideas of Grant, and his position before the people?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no reason for withholding my views on that or any
+ other subject that is under public discussion. My idea is that Grant can
+ afford to regard the presidency as a broken toy. It would add nothing to
+ his fame if he were again elected, and would add nothing to the debt of
+ gratitude which the people feel they owe him. I do not think he will be a
+ candidate. I do not think he wants it. There are men who are pushing him
+ on their own account. Grant was a great soldier. He won the respect of the
+ civilized world. He commanded the largest army that ever fought for
+ freedom, and to make him President would not add a solitary leaf to the
+ wreath of fame already on his brow; and should he be elected, the only
+ thing he could do would be to keep the old wreath from fading.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not think his reputation can ever be as great in any direction as in
+ the direction of war. He has made his reputation and has lived his great
+ life. I regard him, confessedly, as the best soldier the Anglo-Saxon blood
+ has produced. I do not know that it necessarily follows because he is a
+ great soldier he is great in other directions. Probably some of the
+ greatest statesmen in the world would have been the worst soldiers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you regard him as more popular now than ever before?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that his reputation is certainly greater and higher
+ than when he left the presidency, and mainly because he has represented
+ this country with so much discretion and with such quiet, poised dignity
+ all around the world. He has measured himself with kings, and was able to
+ look over the heads of every one of them. They were not quite as tall as
+ he was, even adding the crown to their original height. I think he
+ represented us abroad with wonderful success. One thing that touched me
+ very much was, that at a reception given him by the workingmen of
+ Birmingham, after he had been received by royalty, he had the courage to
+ say that that reception gave him more pleasure than any other. He has been
+ throughout perfectly true to the genius of our institutions, and has not
+ upon any occasion exhibited the slightest toadyism. Grant is a man who is
+ not greatly affected by either flattery or abuse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you believe to be his position in regard to the
+ presidency?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My own judgment is that he does not care. I do not think he
+ has any enemies to punish, and I think that while he was President he
+ certainly rewarded most of his friends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are your views as to a third term?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no objection to a third term on principle, but so
+ many men want the presidency that it seems almost cruel to give a third
+ term to anyone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then, if there is no objection to a third term, what
+ about a fourth?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not know that that could be objected to, either. We
+ have to admit, after all, that the American people, or at least a majority
+ of them, have a right to elect one man as often as they please.
+ Personally, I think it should not be done unless in the case of a man who
+ is prominent above the rest of his fellow-citizens, and whose election
+ appears absolutely necessary. But I frankly confess I cannot conceive of
+ any political situation where one man is a necessity. I do not believe in
+ the one-man-on-horseback idea, because I believe in all the people being
+ on horseback.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What will be the effect of the enthusiastic receptions
+ that are being given to General Grant?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think these ovations show that the people are resolved
+ not to lose the results of the great victories of the war, and that they
+ make known this determination by their attention to General Grant. I think
+ that if he goes through the principal cities of this country the old
+ spirit will be revived everywhere, and whether it makes him President or
+ not the result will be to make the election go Republican. The revival of
+ the memories of the war will bring the people of the North together as
+ closely as at any time since that great conflict closed, not in the spirit
+ of hatred, or malice or envy, but in generous emulation to preserve that
+ which was fairly won. I do not think there is any hatred about it, but we
+ are beginning to see that we must save the South ourselves, and that that
+ is the only way we can save the nation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But suppose they give the same receptions in the South?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. So much the better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there any split in the solid South?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Some of the very best people in the South are apparently
+ disgusted with following the Democracy any longer, and would hail with
+ delight any opportunity they could reasonably take advantage of to leave
+ the organization, if they could do so without making it appear that they
+ were going back on Southern interests, and this opportunity will come when
+ the South becomes enlightened, and sees that it has no interests except in
+ common with the whole country. That I think they are beginning to see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you like the administration of President Hayes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think its attitude has greatly improved of late. There
+ are certain games of cards&mdash;pedro, for instance, where you can not
+ only fail to make something, but be set back. I think that Hayes's veto
+ messages very nearly got him back to the commencement of the game&mdash;that
+ he is now almost ready to commence counting, and make some points. His
+ position before the country has greatly improved, but he will not develop
+ into a dark horse. My preference is, of course, still for Blaine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Where do you think it is necessary the Republican
+ candidate should come from to insure success?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Somewhere out of Ohio. I think it will go to Maine, and for
+ this reason: First of all, Blaine is certainly a competent man of affairs,
+ a man who knows what to do at the time; and then he has acted in such a
+ chivalric way ever since the convention at Cincinnati, that those who
+ opposed him most bitterly, now have for him nothing but admiration. I
+ think John Sherman is a man of decided ability, but I do not believe the
+ American people would make one brother President, while the other is
+ General of the Army. It would be giving too much power to one family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are your conclusions as to the future of the
+ Democratic party?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the Democratic party ought to disband. I think they
+ would be a great deal stronger disbanded, because they would get rid of
+ their reputation without decreasing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But if they will not disband?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Then the next campaign depends undoubtedly upon New York
+ and Indiana. I do not see how they can very well help nominating a man
+ from Indiana, and by that I mean Hendricks. You see the South has one
+ hundred and thirty-eight votes, all supposed to be Democratic; with the
+ thirty-five from New York and fifteen from Indiana they would have just
+ three to spare. Now, I take it, that the fifteen from Indiana are just
+ about as essential as the thirty- five from New York. To lack fifteen
+ votes is nearly as bad as being thirty-five short, and so far as drawing
+ salary is concerned it is quite as bad. Mr. Hendricks ought to know that
+ he holds the key to Indiana, and that there cannot be any possibility of
+ carrying this State for Democracy without him. He has tried running for
+ the vice-presidency, which is not much of a place anyhow&mdash;I would
+ about as soon be vice-mother-in-law&mdash;and my judgment is that he knows
+ exactly the value of his geographical position. New York is divided to
+ that degree that it would be unsafe to take a candidate from that State;
+ and besides, New York has become famous for furnishing defeated candidates
+ for the Democracy. I think the man must come from Indiana.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would the Democracy of New York unite on Seymour?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. You recollect what Lincoln said about the powder that had
+ been shot off once. I do not remember any man who has once made a race for
+ the presidency and been defeated ever being again nominated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What about Bayard and Hancock as candidates?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not see how Bayard could possibly carry Indiana, while
+ his own State is too small and too solidly Democratic. My idea of Bayard
+ is that he has not been good enough to be popular, and not bad enough to
+ be famous. The American people will never elect a President from a State
+ with a whipping-post. As to General Hancock, you may set it down as
+ certain that the South will never lend their aid to elect a man who helped
+ to put down the Rebellion. It would be just the same as the effort to
+ elect Greeley. It cannot be done. I see, by the way, that I am reported as
+ having said that David Davis, as the Democratic candidate, could carry
+ Illinois. I did say that in 1876, he could have carried it against Hayes;
+ but whether he could carry Illinois in 1880 would depend altogether upon
+ who runs against him. The condition of things has changed greatly in our
+ favor since 1876.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Journal</i>, Indianapolis, Ind., November, 1879.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICS, RELIGION AND THOMAS PAINE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have traveled about this State more or less, lately,
+ and have, of course, observed political affairs here. Do you think that
+ Senator Logan will be able to deliver this State to the Grant movement
+ according to the understood plan?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the State is really for Grant, he will, and if it is
+ not, he will not. Illinois is as little "owned" as any State in this
+ Union. Illinois would naturally be for Grant, other things being equal,
+ because he is regarded as a citizen of this State, and it is very hard for
+ a State to give up the patronage naturally growing out of the fact that
+ the President comes from that State.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will the instructions given to delegates be final?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think they will be considered final at all;
+ neither do I think they will be considered of any force. It was decided at
+ the last convention, in Cincinnati, that the delegates had a right to vote
+ as they pleased; that each delegate represented the district of the State
+ that sent him. The idea that a State convention can instruct them as
+ against the wishes of their constituents smacks a little too much of State
+ sovereignty. The President should be nominated by the districts of the
+ whole country, and not by massing the votes by a little chicanery at a
+ State convention, and every delegate ought to vote what he really believes
+ to be the sentiment of his constituents, irrespective of what the State
+ convention may order him to do. He is not responsible to the State
+ convention, and it is none of the State convention's business. This does
+ not apply, it may be, to the delegates at large, but to all the others it
+ certainly must apply. It was so decided at the Cincinnati convention, and
+ decided on a question arising about this same Pennsylvania delegation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Can you guess as to what the platform in going to
+ contain?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose it will be a substantial copy of the old one. I
+ am satisfied with the old one with one addition. I want a plank to the
+ effect that no man shall be deprived of any civil or political right on
+ account of his religious or irreligious opinions. The Republican party
+ having been foremost in freeing the body ought to do just a little
+ something now for the mind. After having wasted rivers of blood and
+ treasure uncounted, and almost uncountable, to free the cage, I propose
+ that something ought to be done for the bird. Every decent man in the
+ United States would support that plank. People should have a right to
+ testify in courts, whatever their opinions may be, on any subject. Justice
+ should not shut any door leading to truth, and as long as just views
+ neither affect a man's eyesight or his memory, he should be allowed to
+ tell his story. And there are two sides to this question, too. The man is
+ not only deprived of his testimony, but the commonwealth is deprived of
+ it. There should be no religious test in this country for office; and if
+ Jehovah cannot support his religion without going into partnership with a
+ State Legislature, I think he ought to give it up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there anything new about religion since you were last
+ here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Since I was here I have spoken in a great many cities, and
+ to-morrow I am going to do some missionary work at Milwaukee. Many who
+ have come to scoff have remained to pray, and I think that my labors are
+ being greatly blessed, and all attacks on me so far have been overruled
+ for good. I happened to come in contact with a revival of religion, and I
+ believe what they call an "outpouring" at Detroit, under the leadership of
+ a gentleman by the name of Pentecost. He denounced me as God's greatest
+ enemy. I had always supposed that the Devil occupied that exalted
+ position, but it seems that I have, in some way, fallen heir to his shoes.
+ Mr. Pentecost also denounced all business men who would allow any
+ advertisements or lithographs of mine to hang in their places of business,
+ and several of these gentlemen thus appealed to took the advertisements
+ away. The result of all this was that I had the largest house that ever
+ attended a lecture in Detroit. Feeling that ingratitude is a crime, I
+ publicly returned thanks to the clergy for the pains they had taken to
+ give me an audience. And I may say, in this connection, that if the
+ ministers do God as little good as they do me harm, they had better let
+ both of us alone. I regard them as very good, but exceedingly mistaken
+ men. They do not come much in contact with the world, and get most of
+ their views by talking with the women and children of their congregations.
+ They are not permitted to mingle freely with society. They cannot attend
+ plays nor hear operas. I believe some of them have ventured to minstrel
+ shows and menageries, where they confine themselves strictly to the animal
+ part of the entertainment. But, as a rule, they have very few
+ opportunities of ascertaining what the real public opinion is. They read
+ religious papers, edited by gentlemen who know as little about the world
+ as themselves, and the result of all this is that they are rather behind
+ the times. They are good men, and would like to do right if they only knew
+ it, but they are a little behind the times. There is an old story told of
+ a fellow who had a post-office in a small town in North Carolina, and he
+ being the only man in the town who could read, a few people used to gather
+ in the post-office on Sunday, and he would read to them a weekly paper
+ that was published in Washington. He commenced always at the top of the
+ first column and read right straight through, articles, advertisements,
+ and all, and whenever they got a little tired of reading he would make a
+ mark of red ochre and commence at that place the next Sunday. The result
+ was that the papers came a great deal faster than he read them, and it was
+ about 1817 when they struck the war of 1812. The moment they got to that,
+ every one of them jumped up and offered to volunteer. All of which shows
+ that they were patriotic people, but a little show, and somewhat behind
+ the times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How were you pleased with the Paine meeting here, and its
+ results?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I was gratified to see so many people willing at last to do
+ justice to a great and a maligned man. Of course I do not claim that Paine
+ was perfect. All I claim is that he was a patriot and a political
+ philosopher; that he was a revolutionist and an agitator; that he was
+ infinitely full of suggestive thought, and that he did more than any man
+ to convince the people of American not only that they ought to separate
+ from Great Britain, but that they ought to found a representative
+ government. He has been despised simply because he did not believe the
+ Bible. I wish to do what I can to rescue his name from theological
+ defamation. I think the day has come when Thomas Paine will be remembered
+ with Washington, Franklin and Jefferson, and that the American people will
+ wonder that their fathers could have been guilty of such base ingratitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Chicago Times</i>, February 8, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ REPLY TO CHICAGO CRITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you read the replies of the clergy to your recent
+ lecture in this city on "What Must we do to be Saved?" and if so what do
+ you think of them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think they dodge the point. The real point is this: If
+ salvation by faith is the real doctrine of Christianity, I asked on Sunday
+ before last, and I still ask, why didn't Matthew tell it? I still insist
+ that Mark should have remembered it, and I shall always believe that Luke
+ ought, at least, to have noticed it. I was endeavoring to show that modern
+ Christianity has for its basis an interpolation. I think I showed it. The
+ only gospel on the orthodox side is that of John, and that was certainly
+ not written, or did not appear in its present form, until long after the
+ others were written.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know very well that the Catholic Church claimed during the Dark Ages,
+ and still claims, that references had been made to the gospels by persons
+ living in the first, second, and third centuries; but I believe such
+ manuscripts were manufactured by the Catholic Church. For many years in
+ Europe there was not one person in twenty thousand who could read and
+ write. During that time the church had in its keeping the literature of
+ our world. They interpolated as they pleased. They created. They
+ destroyed. In other words, they did whatever in their opinion was
+ necessary to substantiate the faith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The gentlemen who saw fit to reply did not answer the question, and I
+ again call upon the clergy to explain to the people why, if salvation
+ depends upon belief on the Lord Jesus Christ, Matthew didn't mention it.
+ Some one has said that Christ didn't make known this doctrine of salvation
+ by belief or faith until after his resurrection. Certainly none of the
+ gospels were written until after his resurrection; and if he made that
+ doctrine known after his resurrection, and before his ascension, it should
+ have been in Matthew, Mark, and Luke, as well as in John.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The replies of the clergy show that they have not investigated the
+ subject; that they are not well acquainted with the New Testament. In
+ other words, they have not read it except with the regulation theological
+ bias.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is one thing I wish to correct here. In an editorial in the <i>Tribune</i>
+ it was stated that I had admitted that Christ was beyond and above Buddha,
+ Zoroaster, Confucius, and others. I did not say so. Another point was made
+ against me, and those who made it seemed to think it was a good one. In my
+ lecture I asked why it was that the disciples of Christ wrote in Greek,
+ whereas, if fact, they understood only Hebrew. It is now claimed that
+ Greek was the language of Jerusalem at that time; that Hebrew had fallen
+ into disuse; that no one understood it except the literati and the highly
+ educated. If I fell into an error upon this point it was because I relied
+ upon the New Testament. I find in the twenty-first chapter of the Acts an
+ account of Paul having been mobbed in the city of Jerusalem; that he was
+ protected by a chief captain and some soldiers; that, while upon the
+ stairs of the castle to which he was being taken for protection, he
+ obtained leave from the captain to speak unto the people. In the fortieth
+ verse of that chapter I find the following:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And when he had given him license, Paul stood on the stairs and beckoned
+ with the hand unto the people. And when there was made a great silence, he
+ spake unto them in the Hebrew tongue, saying,"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then follows the speech of Paul, wherein he gives an account of his
+ conversion. It seems a little curious to me that Paul, for the purpose of
+ quieting a mob, would speak to that mob in an unknown language. If I were
+ mobbed in the city of Chicago, and wished to defend myself with an
+ explanation, I certainly would not make that explanation in Choctaw, even
+ if I understood that tongue. My present opinion is that I would speak in
+ English; and the reason I would speak in English is because that language
+ is generally understood in this city, and so I conclude from the account
+ in the twenty-first chapter of the Acts that Hebrew was the language of
+ Jerusalem at that time, or Paul would not have addressed the mob in that
+ tongue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Did you read Mr. Courtney's answer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I read what Mr. Courtney read from others, and think some
+ of his quotations very good; and have no doubt that the authors will feel
+ complimented by being quoted. There certainly is no need of my answering
+ Dr. Courtney; sometime I may answer the French gentlemen from whom he
+ quoted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But what about there being "belief" in Matthew?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Courtney says that certain people were cured of
+ diseases on account of faith. Admitting that mumps, measles, and
+ whooping-cough could be cured in that way, there is not even a suggestion
+ that salvation depended upon a like faith. I think he can hardly afford to
+ rely upon the miracles of the New Testament to prove his doctrine. There
+ is one instance in which a miracle was performed by Christ without his
+ knowledge; and I hardly think that even Mr. Courtney would insist that any
+ faith could have been great enough for that. The fact is, I believe that
+ all these miracles were ascribed to Christ long after his death, and that
+ Christ never, at any time or place, pretended to have any supernatural
+ power whatever. Neither do I believe that he claimed any supernatural
+ origin. He claimed simply to be a man; no less, no more. I do not believe
+ Mr. Courtney is satisfied with his own reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. And now as to Prof. Swing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Swing has been out of the orthodox church so long that
+ he seems to have forgotten the reasons for which he left it. I do not
+ believe there is an orthodox minister in the city of Chicago who will
+ agree with Mr. Swing that salvation by faith is no longer preached. Prof.
+ Swing seems to think it of no importance who wrote the gospel of Matthew.
+ In this I agree with him. Judging from what he said there is hardly
+ difference enough of opinion between us to justify a reply on his part.
+ He, however, makes one mistake. I did not in the lecture say one word
+ about tearing down churches. I have no objection to people building all
+ the churches they wish. While I admit it is a pretty sight to see children
+ on a morning in June going through the fields to the country church, I
+ still insist that the beauty of that sight does not answer the question
+ how it is that Matthew forgot to say anything about salvation through
+ Christ. Prof. Swing is a man of poetic temperament, but this is not a
+ poetic question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How did the card of Dr. Thomas strike you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the reply of Dr. Thomas is in the best possible
+ spirit. I regard him to-day as the best intellect in the Methodist
+ denomination. He seems to have what is generally understood as a Christian
+ spirit. He has always treated me with perfect fairness, and I should have
+ said long ago many grateful things, had I not feared I might hurt him with
+ his own people. He seems to be by nature a perfectly fair man; and I know
+ of no man in the United States for whom I have a profounder respect. Of
+ course, I don't agree with Dr. Thomas. I think in many things he is
+ mistaken. But I believe him to be perfectly sincere. There is one trouble
+ about him&mdash;he is growing; and this fact will no doubt give great
+ trouble to many of his brethren. Certain Methodist hazel-brush feel a
+ little uneasy in the shadow of this oak. To see the difference between him
+ and some others, all that is necessary is to read his reply, and then read
+ the remarks made at the Methodist ministers' meeting on the Monday
+ following. Compared with Dr. Thomas, they are as puddles by the sea. There
+ is the same difference that there is between sewers and rivers, cesspools
+ and springs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say to the remarks of the Rev. Dr.
+ Jewett before the Methodist ministers' meeting?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Dr. Jewett is extremely foolish. I did not say that
+ I would commence suit against a minister for libel. I can hardly conceive
+ of a proceeding that would be less liable to produce a dividend. The fact
+ about it is, that the Rev. Mr. Jewett seems to think anything true that he
+ hears against me. Mr. Jewett is probably ashamed of what he said by this
+ time. He must have known it to be entirely false. It seems to me by this
+ time even the most bigoted should lose their confidence in falsehood. Of
+ course there are times when a falsehood well told bridges over quite a
+ difficulty, but in the long run you had better tell the truth, even if you
+ swim the creek. I am astonished that these ministers were willing to
+ exhibit their wounds to the world. I supposed of course I would hit some,
+ but I had no idea of wounding so many.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Crafts stated that you were in the habit of swearing
+ in company and before your family?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I often swear. In other words, I take the name of God in
+ vain; that is to say, I take it without any practical thing resulting from
+ it, and in that sense I think most ministers are guilty of the same thing.
+ I heard an old story of a clergyman who rebuked a neighbor for swearing,
+ to whom the neighbor replied, "You pray and I swear, but as a matter of
+ fact neither of us means anything by it." As to the charge that I am in
+ the habit of using indecent language in my family, no reply is needed. I
+ am willing to leave that question to the people who know us both. Mr.
+ Crafts says he was told this by a lady. This cannot by any possibility be
+ true, for no lady will tell a falsehood. Besides, if this woman of whom he
+ speaks was a lady, how did she happen to stay where obscene language was
+ being used? No lady ever told Mr. Crafts any such thing. It may be that a
+ lady did tell him that I used profane language. I admit that I have not
+ always spoken of the Devil in a respectful way; that I have sometimes
+ referred to his residence when it was not a necessary part of the
+ conversation, and that a divers times I have used a good deal of the
+ terminology of the theologian when the exact words of the scientist might
+ have done as well. But if by swearing is meant the use of God's name in
+ vain, there are very few preachers who do not swear more than I do, if by
+ "in vain" is meant without any practical result. I leave Mr. Crafts to
+ cultivate the acquaintance of the unknown lady, knowing as I do, that
+ after they have talked this matter over again they will find that both
+ have been mistaken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I sincerely regret that clergymen who really believe that an infinite God
+ is on their side think it necessary to resort to such things to defeat one
+ man. According to their idea, God is against me, and they ought to have
+ confidence in this infinite wisdom and strength to suppose that he could
+ dispose of one man, even if they failed to say a word against me. Had you
+ not asked me I should have said nothing to you on these topics. Such
+ charges cannot hurt me. I do not believe it possible for such men to
+ injure me. No one believes what they say, and the testimony of such
+ clergymen against an Infidel is no longer considered of value. I believe
+ it was Goethe who said, "I always know that I am traveling when I hear the
+ dogs bark."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you going to make a formal reply to their sermons?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Not unless something better is done than has been. Of
+ course, I don't know what another Sabbath may bring forth. I am waiting.
+ But of one thing I feel perfectly assured; that no man in the United
+ States, or in the world, can account for the fact, if we are to be saved
+ only by faith in Christ, that Matthew forgot it, that Luke said nothing
+ about it, and that Mark never mentioned it except in two passages written
+ by <i>another</i> person. Until that is answered, as one grave-digger says
+ to the other in "Hamlet," I shall say, "Ay, tell me that and unyoke." In
+ the meantime I wish to keep on the best terms with all parties concerned.
+ I cannot see why my forgiving spirit fails to gain their sincere praise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Chicago Tribune</i>, September 30, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE REPUBLICAN VICTORY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you really think, Colonel, that the country has just
+ passed through a crisis?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; there was a crisis and a great one. The question was
+ whether a Northern or Southern idea of the powers and duties of the
+ Federal Government was to prevail. The great victory of yesterday means
+ that the Rebellion was not put down on the field of war alone, but that we
+ have conquered in the realm of thought. The bayonet has been justified by
+ argument. No party can ever succeed in this country that even whispers
+ "State Sovereignty." That doctrine has become odious. The sovereignty of
+ the State means a Government without power, and citizens without
+ protection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Can you see any further significance in the present
+ Republican victory other than that the people do not wish to change the
+ general policy of the present administration?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; the people have concluded that the lips of America
+ shall be free. There never was free speech at the South, and there never
+ will be until the people of that section admit that the Nation is superior
+ to the State, and that all citizens have equal rights. I know of hundreds
+ who voted the Republican ticket because they regarded the South as hostile
+ to free speech. The people were satisfied with the financial policy of the
+ Republicans, and they feared a change. The North wants honest money&mdash;gold
+ and silver. The people are in favor of honest votes, and they feared the
+ practices of the Democratic party. The tissue ballot and shotgun policy
+ made them hesitate to put power in the hands of the South. Besides, the
+ tariff question made thousands and thousands of votes. As long as Europe
+ has slave labor, and wherever kings and priests rule, the laborer will be
+ substantially a slave. We must protect ourselves. If the world were free,
+ trade would be free, and the seas would be the free highways of the world.
+ The great objects of the Republican party are to preserve all the liberty
+ we have, protect American labor, and to make it the undisputed duty of the
+ Government to protect every citizen at home and abroad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think was the main cause of the Republican
+ sweep?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The wisdom of the Republicans and the mistakes of the
+ Democrats. The Democratic party has for twenty years underrated the
+ intelligence, the patriotism and the honesty of the American people. That
+ party has always looked upon politics as a trade, and success as the last
+ act of a cunning trick. It has had no principles, fixed or otherwise. It
+ has always been willing to abandon everything but its prejudices. It
+ generally commences where it left off and then goes backward. In this
+ campaign English was a mistake, Hancock was another. Nothing could have
+ been more incongruous than yoking a Federal soldier with a
+ peace-at-any-price Democrat. Neither could praise the other without
+ slandering himself, and the blindest partisan could not like them both.
+ But, after all, I regard the military record of English as fully equal to
+ the views of General Hancock on the tariff. The greatest mistake that the
+ Democratic party made was to suppose that a campaign could be fought and
+ won by slander. The American people like fair play and they abhor ignorant
+ and absurd vituperation. The continent knew that General Garfield was an
+ honest man; that he was in the grandest sense a gentleman; that he was
+ patriotic, profound and learned; that his private life was pure; that his
+ home life was good and kind and true, and all the charges made and howled
+ and screeched and printed and sworn to harmed only those who did the
+ making and the howling, the screeching and the swearing. I never knew a
+ man in whose perfect integrity I had more perfect confidence, and in less
+ than one year even the men who have slandered him will agree with me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How about that "personal and confidential letter"? (The
+ Morey letter.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It was as stupid, as devilish, as basely born as
+ godfathered. It is an exploded forgery, and the explosion leaves dead and
+ torn upon the field the author and his witnesses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there anything in the charge that the Republican party
+ seeks to change our form of government by gradual centralization?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nothing whatever. We want power enough in the Government to
+ protect, not to destroy, the liberties of the people. The history of the
+ world shows that burglars have always opposed an increase of the police.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Herald</i>, November 5, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INGERSOLL AND BEECHER.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* The sensation created by the speech of the Rev. Henry
+ Ward Beecher at the Academy of Music, in Brooklyn, when he
+ uttered a brilliant eulogy of Col. Robert Ingersoll and
+ publicly shook hands with him has not yet subsided. A
+ portion of the religious world is thoroughly stirred up at
+ what it considers a gross breach of orthodox propriety.
+ This feeling is especially strong among the class of
+ positivists who believe that
+
+ "An Atheist's laugh's a poor exchange For Deity offended."
+
+ Many believe that Mr. Beecher is at heart in full sympathy
+ and accord with Ingersoll's teachings, but has not courage
+ enough to say so at the sacrifice of his pastoral position.
+ The fact that these two men are the very head and front of
+ their respective schools of thought makes the matter an
+ important one. The denouncement of the doctrine of eternal
+ punishment, followed by the scene at the Academy, has about
+ it an aroma of suggestiveness that might work much harm
+ without an explanation. Since Colonel Ingersoll's recent
+ attack upon the <i>personnel</i> of the clergy through the
+ "Shorter Catechism" the pulpit has been remarkably silent
+ regarding the great atheist. "Is the keen logic and broad
+ humanity of Ingersoll converting the brain and heart of
+ Christendom?" was recently asked. Did the hand that was
+ stretched out to him on the stage of the Academy reach
+ across the chasm which separates orthodoxy from infidelity?
+
+ Desiring to answer the last question if possible, a <i>Herald</i>
+ reporter visited Mr. Beecher and Colonel Ingersoll to learn
+ their opinion of each other. Neither of the gentlemen was
+ aware that the other was being interviewed.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Mr. Beecher?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I regard him as the greatest man in any pulpit of the
+ world. He treated me with a generosity that nothing can exceed. He rose
+ grandly above the prejudices supposed to belong to his class, and acted as
+ only a man could act without a chain upon his brain and only kindness in
+ his heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I told him that night that I congratulated the world that it had a
+ minister with an intellectual horizon broad enough and a mental sky
+ studded with stars of genius enough to hold all creeds in scorn that
+ shocked the heart of man. I think that Mr. Beecher has liberalized the
+ English-speaking people of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not think he agrees with me. He holds to many things that I most
+ passionately deny. But in common, we believe in the liberty of thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My principal objections to orthodox religion are two&mdash;slavery here
+ and hell hereafter. I do not believe that Mr. Beecher on these points can
+ disagree with me. The real difference between us is&mdash; he says God, I
+ say Nature. The real agreement between us is&mdash;we both say&mdash;Liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is his forte?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. He is of a wonderfully poetic temperament. In pursuing any
+ course of thought his mind is like a stream flowing through the scenery of
+ fairyland. The stream murmurs and laughs while the banks grow green and
+ the vines blossom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His brain is controlled by his heart. He thinks in pictures. With him
+ logic means mental melody. The discordant is the absurd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For years he has endeavored to hide the dungeon of orthodoxy with the ivy
+ of imagination. Now and then he pulls for a moment the leafy curtain aside
+ and is horrified to see the lizards, snakes, basilisks and abnormal
+ monsters of the orthodox age, and then he utters a great cry, the protest
+ of a loving, throbbing heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He is a great thinker, a marvelous orator, and, in my judgment, greater
+ and grander than any creed of any church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides all this, he treated me like a king. Manhood is his forte, and I
+ expect to live and die his friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEECHER ON INGERSOLL.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Colonel Ingersoll?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think there should be any misconception as to my
+ motive for indorsing Mr. Ingersoll. I never saw him before that night,
+ when I clasped his hand in the presence of an assemblage of citizens. Yet
+ I regard him as one of the greatest men of this age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is his influence upon the world good or otherwise?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am an ordained clergyman and believe in revealed
+ religion. I am, therefore, bound to regard all persons who do not believe
+ in revealed religion as in error. But on the broad platform of human
+ liberty and progress I was bound to give him the right hand of fellowship.
+ I would do it a thousand times over. I do not know Colonel Ingersoll's
+ religious views precisely, but I have a general knowledge of them. He has
+ the same right to free thought and free speech that I have. I am not that
+ kind of a coward who has to kick a man before he shakes hands with him. If
+ I did so I would have to kick the Methodists, Roman Catholics and all
+ other creeds. I will not pitch into any man's religion as an excuse for
+ giving him my hand. I admire Ingersoll because he is not afraid to speak
+ what he honestly thinks, and I am only sorry that he does not think as I
+ do. I never heard so much brilliancy and pith put into a two hour speech
+ as I did on that night. I wish my whole congregation had been there to
+ hear it. I regret that there are not more men like Ingersoll interested in
+ the affairs of the nation. I do not wish to be understood as indorsing
+ skepticism in any form.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Herald</i>, November 7, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICAL.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it true, as rumored, that you intend to leave
+ Washington and reside in New York?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, I expect to remain here for years to come, so far as I
+ can now see. My present intention is certainly to stay here during the
+ coming winter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is this because you regard Washington as the pleasantest
+ and most advantageous city for a residence?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, in the first place, I dislike to move. In the next
+ place, the climate is good. In the third place, the political atmosphere
+ has been growing better of late, and when you consider that I avoid one
+ dislike and reap the benefits of two likes, you can see why I remain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the moral atmosphere will improve with
+ the political atmosphere?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I would hate to say that this city is capable of any
+ improvement in the way of morality. We have a great many churches, a great
+ many ministers, and, I believe, some retired chaplains, so I take it that
+ the moral tone of the place could hardly be bettered. One majority in the
+ Senate might help it. Seriously, however, I think that Washington has as
+ high a standard of morality as any city in the Union. And it is one of the
+ best towns in which to loan money without collateral in the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you know this from experience?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. This I have been told [was the solemn answer.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the political features of the incoming
+ administration will differ from the present?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, I have no right to speak for General Garfield. I
+ believe his administration will be Republican, at the same time perfectly
+ kind, manly, and generous. He is a man to harbor no resentment. He knows
+ that it is the duty of statesmanship to remove causes of irritation rather
+ then punish the irritated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do I understand you to imply that there will be a neutral
+ policy, as it were, towards the South?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, I think that there will be nothing neutral about it. I
+ think that the next administration will be one-sided&mdash;that is, it
+ will be on the right side. I know of no better definition for a compromise
+ than to say it is a proceeding in which hypocrites deceive each other. I
+ do not believe that the incoming administration will be neutral in
+ anything. The American people do not like neutrality. They would rather a
+ man were on the wrong side than on neither. And, in my judgment, there is
+ no paper so utterly unfair, malicious and devilish, as one that claims to
+ be neutral. No politician is as bitter as a neutral politician. Neutrality
+ is generally used as a mask to hide unusual bitterness. Sometimes it hides
+ what it is&mdash;nothing. It always stands for hollowness of head or
+ bitterness of heart, sometimes for both. My idea is&mdash;and that is the
+ only reason I have the right to express it&mdash;that General Garfield
+ believes in the platform adopted by the Republican party. He believes in
+ free speech, in honest money, in divorce of church and state, and he
+ believes in the protection of American citizens by the Federal Government
+ wherever the flag flies. He believes that the Federal Government is as
+ much bound to protect the citizen at home as abroad. I believe he will do
+ the very best he can to carry these great ideas into execution and make
+ them living realities in the United States. Personally, I have no hatred
+ toward the Southern people. I have no hatred toward any class. I hate
+ tyranny, no matter whether it is South or North; I hate hypocrisy, and I
+ hate above all things, the spirit of caste. If the Southern people could
+ only see that they gained as great a victory in the Rebellion as the North
+ did, and some day they will see it, the whole question would be settled.
+ The South has reaped a far greater benefit from being defeated than the
+ North has from being successful, and I believe some day the South will be
+ great enough to appreciate that fact. I have always insisted that to be
+ beaten by the right is to be a victor. The Southern people must get over
+ the idea that they are insulted simply because they are out-voted, and
+ they ought by this time to know that the Republicans of the North, not
+ only do not wish them harm, but really wish them the utmost success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But has the Republican party all the good and the
+ Democratic all the bad?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, I do not think that the Republican party has all the
+ good, nor do I pretend that the Democratic party has all the bad; though I
+ may say that each party comes pretty near it. I admit that there are
+ thousands of really good fellows in the Democratic party, and there are
+ some pretty bad people in the Republican party. But I honestly believe
+ that within the latter are most of the progressive men of this country.
+ That party has in it the elements of growth. It is full of hope. It
+ anticipates. The Democratic party remembers. It is always talking about
+ the past. It is the possessor of a vast amount of political rubbish, and I
+ really believe it has outlived its usefulness. I firmly believe that your
+ editor, Mr. Hutchings, could start a better organization, if he would only
+ turn his attention to it. Just think for a moment of the number you could
+ get rid of by starting a new party. A hundred names will probably suggest
+ themselves to any intelligent Democrat, the loss of which would almost
+ insure success. Some one has said that a tailor in Boston made a fortune
+ by advertising that he did not cut the breeches of Webster's statue. A new
+ party by advertising that certain men would not belong to it, would have
+ an advantage in the next race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, were the causes which led to the
+ Democratic defeat?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the nomination of English was exceedingly
+ unfortunate. Indiana, being an October State, the best man in that State
+ should have been nominated either for President or Vice- President.
+ Personally, I know nothing of Mr. English, but I have the right to say
+ that he was exceedingly unpopular. That was mistake number one. Mistake
+ number two was putting a plank in the platform insisting upon a tariff for
+ revenue only. That little word "only" was one of the most frightful
+ mistakes ever made by a political party. That little word "only" was a
+ millstone around the neck of the entire campaign. The third mistake was
+ Hancock's definition of the tariff. It was exceedingly unfortunate,
+ exceedingly laughable, and came just in the nick of time. The fourth
+ mistake was the speech of Wade Hampton, I mean the speech that the
+ Republican papers claim he made. Of course I do not know, personally,
+ whether it was made or not. If made, it was a great mistake. Mistake
+ number five was made in Alabama, where they refused to allow a Greenbacker
+ to express his opinion. That lost the Democrats enough Greenbackers to
+ turn the scale in Maine, and enough in Indiana to change that election.
+ Mistake number six was in the charges made against General Garfield. They
+ were insisted upon, magnified and multiplied until at last the whole thing
+ assumed the proportions of a malicious libel. This was a great mistake,
+ for the reason that a number of Democrats in the United States had most
+ heartily and cordially indorsed General Garfield as a man of integrity and
+ great ability. Such indorsements had been made by the leading Democrats of
+ the North and South, among them Governor Hendricks and many others I might
+ name. Jere Black had also certified to the integrity and intellectual
+ grandeur of General Garfield, and when afterward he certified to the exact
+ contrary, the people believed that it was a persecution. The next mistake,
+ number seven, was the Chinese letter. While it lost Garfield California,
+ Nevada, and probably New Jersey, it did him good in New York. This letter
+ was the greatest mistake made, because a crime is greater than a mistake.
+ These, in my judgment, are the principal mistakes made by the Democratic
+ party in the campaign. Had McDonald been on the ticket the result might
+ have been different, or had the party united on some man in New York,
+ satisfactory to the factions, it might have succeeded. The truth, however,
+ is that the North to-day is Republican, and it may be that had the
+ Democratic party made no mistakes whatever the result would have been the
+ same. But that mistakes were made is now perfectly evident to the blindest
+ partisan. If the ticket originally suggested, Seymour and McDonald, had
+ been nominated on an unobjectionable platform, the result might have been
+ different. One of the happiest days in my life was the day on which the
+ Cincinnati convention did not nominate Seymour and did nominate English. I
+ regard General Hancock as a good soldier, but not particularly qualified
+ to act as President. He has neither the intellectual training nor the
+ experience to qualify him for that place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have doubtless heard of a new party, Colonel. What is
+ your idea in regard to it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have heard two or three speak of a new party to be called
+ the National party, or National Union party, but whether there is anything
+ in such a movement I have no means of knowing. Any party in opposition to
+ the Republican, no matter what it may be called, must win on a new issue,
+ and that new issue will determine the new party. Parties cannot be made to
+ order. They must grow. They are the natural offspring of national events.
+ They must embody certain hopes, they must gratify, or promise to gratify,
+ the feelings of a vast number of people. No man can make a party, and if a
+ new party springs into existence it will not be brought forth to gratify
+ the wishes of a few, but the wants of the many. It has seemed to me for
+ years that the Democratic party carried too great a load in the shape of
+ record; that its autobiography was nearly killing it all the time, and
+ that if it could die just long enough to assume another form at the
+ resurrection, just long enough to leave a grave stone to mark the end of
+ its history, to get a cemetery back of it, that it might hope for
+ something like success. In other words, that there must be a funeral
+ before there can be victory. Most of its leaders are worn out. They have
+ become so accustomed to defeat that they take it as a matter of course;
+ they expect it in the beginning and seem unconsciously to work for it.
+ There must be some new ideas, and this only can happen when the party as
+ such has been gathered to its fathers. I do not think that the advice of
+ Senator Hill will be followed. He is willing to kill the Democratic party
+ in the South if we will kill the Republican party in the North. This puts
+ me in mind of what the rooster said to the horse: "Let us agree not to
+ step on each other's feet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Your views of the country's future and prospects must
+ naturally be rose colored?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, I look at things through Republican eyes and may
+ be prejudiced without knowing it. But it really seems to me that the
+ future is full of great promise. The South, after all, is growing more
+ prosperous. It is producing more and more every year, until in time it
+ will become wealthy. The West is growing almost beyond the imagination of
+ a speculator, and the Eastern and Middle States are much more than holding
+ their own. We have now fifty millions of people and in a few years will
+ have a hundred. That we are a Nation I think is now settled. Our growth
+ will be unparalleled. I myself expect to live to see as many ships on the
+ Pacific as on the Atlantic. In a few years there will probably be ten
+ millions of people living along the Rocky and Sierra Mountains. It will
+ not be long until Illinois will find her market west of her. In fifty
+ years this will be the greatest nation on the earth, and the most populous
+ in the civilized world. China is slowly awakening from the lethargy of
+ centuries. It will soon have the wants of Europe, and America will supply
+ those wants. This is a nation of inventors and there is more mechanical
+ ingenuity in the United States than on the rest of the globe. In my
+ judgment this country will in a short time add to its customers hundreds
+ of millions of the people of the Celestial Empire. So you see, to me, the
+ future is exceedingly bright. And besides all this, I must not forget the
+ thing that is always nearest my heart. There is more intellectual liberty
+ in the United States to-day than ever before. The people are beginning to
+ see that every citizen ought to have the right to express himself freely
+ upon every possible subject. In a little while, all the barbarous laws
+ that now disgrace the statute books of the States by discriminating
+ against a man simply because he is honest, will be repealed, and there
+ will be one country where all citizens will have and enjoy not only equal
+ rights, but all rights. Nothing gratifies me so much as the growth of
+ intellectual liberty. After all, the true civilization is where every man
+ gives to every other, every right that he claims for himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Post</i>, Washington, D. C., November 14, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ RELIGION IN POLITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you regard the present political situation?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My opinion is that the ideas the North fought for upon the
+ field have at last triumphed at the ballot-box. For several years after
+ the Rebellion was put down the Southern ideas traveled North. We lost West
+ Virginia, New Jersey, Connecticut, New York and a great many congressional
+ districts in other States. We lost both houses of Congress and every
+ Southern State. The Southern ideas reached their climax in 1876. In my
+ judgment the tide has turned, and hereafter the Northern idea is going
+ South. The young men are on the Republican side. The old Democrats are
+ dying. The cradle is beating the coffin. It is a case of life and death,
+ and life is ahead. The heirs outnumber the administrators.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What kind of a President will Garfield make?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My opinion is that he will make as good a President as this
+ nation ever had. He is fully equipped. He is a trained statesman. He has
+ discussed all the great questions that have arisen for the last eighteen
+ years, and with great ability. He is a thorough scholar, a conscientious
+ student, and takes an exceedingly comprehensive survey of all questions.
+ He is genial, generous and candid, and has all the necessary qualities of
+ heart and brain to make a great President. He has no prejudices. Prejudice
+ is the child and flatterer of ignorance. He is firm, but not obstinate.
+ The obstinate man wants his own way; the firm man stands by the right.
+ Andrew Johnson was obstinate&mdash;Lincoln was firm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you think he will treat the South?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Just the same as the North. He will be the President of the
+ whole country. He will not execute the laws by the compass, but according
+ to the Constitution. I do not speak for General Garfield, nor by any
+ authority from his friends. No one wishes to injure the South. The
+ Republican party feels in honor bound to protect all citizens, white and
+ black. It must do this in order to keep its self-respect. It must throw
+ the shield of the Nation over the weakest, the humblest and the blackest
+ citizen. Any other course is suicide. No thoughtful Southern man can
+ object to this, and a Northern Democrat knows that it is right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there a probability that Mr. Sherman will be retained
+ in the Cabinet?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no knowledge upon that question, and consequently
+ have nothing to say. My opinion about the Cabinet is, that General
+ Garfield is well enough acquainted with public men to choose a Cabinet
+ that will suit him and the country. I have never regarded it as the proper
+ thing to try and force a Cabinet upon a President. He has the right to be
+ surrounded by his friends, by men in whose judgment and in whose
+ friendship he has the utmost confidence, and I would no more think of
+ trying to put some man in the Cabinet that I would think of signing a
+ petition that a man should marry a certain woman. General Garfield will, I
+ believe, select his own constitutional advisers, and he will take the best
+ he knows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, is the condition of the Democratic
+ party at present?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It must get a new set of principles, and throw away its
+ prejudices. It must demonstrate its capacity to govern the country by
+ governing the States where it is in power. In the presence of rebellion it
+ gave up the ship. The South must become Republican before the North will
+ willingly give it power; that is, the great ideas of nationality are
+ greater than parties, and if our flag is not large enough to protect every
+ citizen, we must add a few more stars and stripes. Personally I have no
+ hatreds in this matter. The present is not only the child of the past, but
+ the necessary child. A statesman must deal with things as they are. He
+ must not be like Gladstone, who divides his time between foreign wars and
+ amendments to the English Book of Common Prayer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you regard the religious question in politics?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Religion is a personal matter&mdash;a matter that each
+ individual soul should be allowed to settle for itself. No man shod in the
+ brogans of impudence should walk into the temple of another man's soul.
+ While every man should be governed by the highest possible considerations
+ of the public weal, no one has the right to ask for legal assistance in
+ the support of his particular sect. If Catholics oppose the public schools
+ I would not oppose them because they are Catholics, but because I am in
+ favor of the schools. I regard the public school as the intellectual bread
+ of life. Personally I have no confidence in any religion that can be
+ demonstrated only to children. I suspect all creeds that rely implicitly
+ on mothers and nurses. That religion is the best that commends itself the
+ strongest to men and women of education and genius. After all, the
+ prejudices of infancy and the ignorance of the aged are a poor foundation
+ for any system of morals or faith. I respect every honest man, and I think
+ more of a liberal Catholic than of an illiberal Infidel. The religious
+ question should be left out of politics. You might as well decide
+ questions of art and music by a ward caucus as to govern the longings and
+ dreams of the soul by law. I believe in letting the sun shine whether the
+ weeds grow or not. I can never side with Protestants if they try to put
+ Catholics down by law, and I expect to oppose both of these until
+ religious intolerance is regarded as a crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is the religious movement of which you are the chief
+ exponent spreading?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There are ten times as many Freethinkers this year as there
+ were last. Civilization is the child of free thought. The new world has
+ drifted away from the rotting wharf of superstition. The politics of this
+ country are being settled by the new ideas of individual liberty; and
+ parties and churches that cannot accept the new truths must perish. I want
+ it perfectly understood that I am not a politician. I believe in liberty
+ and I want to see the time when every man, woman and child will enjoy
+ every human right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The election is over, the passions aroused by the campaign will soon
+ subside, the sober judgment of the people will, in my opinion, indorse the
+ result, and time will indorse the indorsement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Evening Express</i>, New York City, November 19, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ MIRACLES AND IMMORTALITY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have seen some accounts of the recent sermon of Dr.
+ Tyng on "Miracles," I presume, and if so, what is your opinion of the
+ sermon, and also what is your opinion of miracles?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. From an orthodox standpoint, I think the Rev. Dr. Tyng is
+ right. If miracles were necessary eighteen hundred years ago, before
+ scientific facts enough were known to overthrow hundreds and thousands of
+ passages in the Bible, certainly they are necessary now. Dr. Tyng sees
+ clearly that the old miracles are nearly worn out, and that some new ones
+ are absolutely essential. He takes for granted that, if God would do a
+ miracle to found his gospel, he certainly would do some more to preserve
+ it, and that it is in need of preservation about now is evident. I am
+ amazed that the religious world should laugh at him for believing in
+ miracles. It seems to me just as reasonable that the deaf, dumb, blind and
+ lame, should be cured at Lourdes as at Palestine. It certainly is no more
+ wonderful that the law of nature should be broken now than that it was
+ broken several thousand years ago. Dr. Tyng also has this advantage. The
+ witnesses by whom he proves these miracles are alive. An unbeliever can
+ have the opportunity of cross- examination. Whereas, the miracles in the
+ New Testament are substantiated only by the dead. It is just as reasonable
+ to me that blind people receive their sight in France as that devils were
+ made to vacate human bodies in the holy land.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For one I am exceedingly glad that Dr. Tyng has taken this position. It
+ shows that he is a believer in a personal God, in a God who is attending a
+ little to the affairs of this world, and in a God who did not exhaust his
+ supplies in the apostolic age. It is refreshing to me to find in this
+ scientific age a gentleman who still believes in miracles. My opinion is
+ that all thorough religionists will have to take the ground and admit that
+ a supernatural religion must be supernaturally preserved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have been asking for a miracle for several years, and have in a very
+ mild, gentle and loving way, taunted the church for not producing a little
+ one. I have had the impudence to ask any number of them to join in a
+ prayer asking anything they desire for the purpose of testing the
+ efficiency of what is known as supplication. They answer me by calling my
+ attention to the miracles recorded in the New Testament. I insist,
+ however, on a new miracle, and, personally, I would like to see one now.
+ Certainly, the Infinite has not lost his power, and certainly the Infinite
+ knows that thousands and hundreds of thousands, if the Bible is true, are
+ now pouring over the precipice of unbelief into the gulf of hell. One
+ little miracle would save thousands. One little miracle in Pittsburg, well
+ authenticated, would do more good than all the preaching ever heard in
+ this sooty town. The Rev. Dr. Tyng clearly sees this, and he has been
+ driven to the conclusion, first, that God can do miracles; second, that he
+ ought to, third, that he has. In this he is perfectly logical. After a man
+ believes the Bible, after he believes in the flood and in the story of
+ Jonah, certainly he ought not to hesitate at a miracle of to-day. When I
+ say I want a miracle, I mean by that, I want a good one. All the miracles
+ recorded in the New Testament could have been simulated. A fellow could
+ have pretended to be dead, or blind, or dumb, or deaf. I want to see a
+ good miracle. I want to see a man with one leg, and then I want to see the
+ other leg grow out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would like to see a miracle like that performed in North Carolina. Two
+ men were disputing about the relative merits of the salve they had for
+ sale. One of the men, in order to demonstrate that his salve was better
+ than any other, cut off a dog's tail and applied a little of the salve to
+ the stump, and, in the presence of the spectators, a new tail grew out.
+ But the other man, who also had salve for sale, took up the piece of tail
+ that had been cast away, put a little salve at the end of that, and a new
+ dog grew out, and the last heard of those parties they were quarrelling as
+ to who owned the second dog. Something like that is what I call a miracle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you believe about the immortality of the soul? Do
+ you believe that the spirit lives as an individual after the body is dead?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have said a great many times that it is no more wonderful
+ that we should live again than that we do live. Sometimes I have thought
+ it not quite so wonderful for the reason that we have a start. But upon
+ that subject I have not the slightest information. Whether man lives again
+ or not I cannot pretend to say. There may be another world and there may
+ not be. If there is another world we ought to make the best of it after
+ arriving there. If there is not another world, or if there is another
+ world, we ought to make the best of this. And since nobody knows, all
+ should be permitted to have their opinions, and my opinion is that nobody
+ knows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If we take the Old Testament for authority, man is not immortal. The Old
+ Testament shows man how he lost immortality. According to Genesis, God
+ prevented man from putting forth his hand and eating of the Tree of Life.
+ It is there stated, had he succeeded, man would have lived forever. God
+ drove him from the garden, preventing him eating of this tree, and in
+ consequence man became mortal; so that if we go by the Old Testament we
+ are compelled to give up immortality. The New Testament has but little on
+ the subject. In one place we are told to seek for immortality. If we are
+ already immortal, it is hard to see why we should go on seeking for it. In
+ another place we are told that they who are worthy to obtain that world
+ and the resurrection of the dead, are not given in marriage. From this one
+ would infer there would be some unworthy to be raised from the dead. Upon
+ the question of immortality, the Old Testament throws but little
+ satisfactory light. I do not deny immortality, nor would I endeavor to
+ shake the belief of anybody in another life. What I am endeavoring to do
+ is to put out the fires of hell. If we cannot have heaven without hell, I
+ am in favor of abolishing heaven. I do not want to go to heaven if one
+ soul is doomed to agony. I would rather be annihilated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My opinion of immortality is this:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ First.&mdash;I live, and that of itself is infinitely wonderful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Second.&mdash;There was a time when I was not, and after I was not, I was.
+ Third.&mdash;Now that I am, I may be again; and it is no more wonderful
+ that I may be again, if I have been, than that I am, having once been
+ nothing. If the churches advocated immortality, if they advocated eternal
+ justice, if they said that man would be rewarded and punished according to
+ deeds; if they admitted that some time in eternity there would be an
+ opportunity given to lift up souls, and that throughout all the ages the
+ angels of progress and virtue would beckon the fallen upward; and that
+ some time, and no matter how far away they might put off the time, all the
+ children of men would be reasonably happy, I never would say a solitary
+ word against the church, but just as long as they preach that the majority
+ of mankind will suffer eternal pain, just so long I shall oppose them;
+ that is to say, as long as I live.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe in a God; and, if so, what kind of a God?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Let me, in the first place, lay a foundation for an answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ First.&mdash;Man gets all food for thought through the medium of the
+ senses. The effect of nature upon the senses, and through the senses upon
+ the brain, must be natural. All food for thought, then, is natural. As a
+ consequence of this, there can be no supernatural idea in the human brain.
+ Whatever idea there is must have been a natural product. If, then, there
+ is no supernatural idea in the human brain, then there cannot be in the
+ human brain an idea of the supernatural. If we can have no idea of the
+ supernatural, and if the God of whom you spoke is admitted to be
+ supernatural, then, of course, I can have no idea of him, and I certainly
+ can have no very fixed belief on any subject about which I have no idea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There may be a God for all I know. There may be thousands of them. But the
+ idea of an infinite Being outside and independent of nature is
+ inconceivable. I do not know of any word that would explain my doctrine or
+ my views upon the subject. I suppose Pantheism is as near as I could go. I
+ believe in the eternity of matter and in the eternity of intelligence, but
+ I do not believe in any Being outside of nature. I do not believe in any
+ personal Deity. I do not believe in any aristocracy of the air. I know
+ nothing about origin or destiny. Between these two horizons I live,
+ whether I wish to or not, and must be satisfied with what I find between
+ these two horizons. I have never heard any God described that I believe
+ in. I have never heard any religion explained that I accept. To make
+ something out of nothing cannot be more absurd than that an infinite
+ intelligence made this world, and proceeded to fill it with crime and want
+ and agony, and then, not satisfied with the evil he had wrought, made a
+ hell in which to consummate the great mistake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe that the world, and all that is in it came
+ by chance?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not believe anything comes by chance. I regard the
+ present as the necessary child of a necessary past. I believe matter is
+ eternal; that it has eternally existed and eternally will exist. I believe
+ that in all matter, in some way, there is what we call force; that one of
+ the forms of force is intelligence. I believe that whatever is in the
+ universe has existed from eternity and will forever exist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secondly.&mdash;I exclude from my philosophy all ideas of chance. Matter
+ changes eternally its form, never its essence. You cannot conceive of
+ anything being created. No one can conceive of anything existing without a
+ cause or with a cause. Let me explain; a thing is not a cause until an
+ effect has been produced; so that, after all, cause and effect are twins
+ coming into life at precisely the same instant, born of the womb of an
+ unknown mother. The Universe in the only fact, and everything that ever
+ has happened, is happening, or will happen, are but the different aspects
+ of the one eternal fact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Dispatch</i>, Pittsburg, Pa., December 11, 1880.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE POLITICAL OUTLOOK.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What phases will the Southern question assume in the next
+ four years?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The next Congress should promptly unseat every member of
+ Congress in whose district there was not a fair and honest election. That
+ is the first hard work to be done. Let notice, in this way, be given to
+ the whole country, that fraud cannot succeed. No man should be allowed to
+ hold a seat by force or fraud. Just as soon as it is understood that fraud
+ is useless it will be abandoned. In that way the honest voters of the
+ whole country can be protected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An honest vote settles the Southern question, and Congress has the power
+ to compel an honest vote, or to leave the dishonest districts without
+ representation. I want this policy adopted, not only in the South, but in
+ the North. No man touched or stained with fraud should be allowed to hold
+ his seat. Send such men home, and let them stay there until sent back by
+ honest votes. The Southern question is a Northern question, and the
+ Republican party must settle it for all time. We must have honest
+ elections, or the Republic must fall. Illegal voting must be considered
+ and punished as a crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Taking one hundred and seventy thousand as the basis of representation,
+ the South, through her astounding increase of colored population, gains
+ three electoral votes, while the North and East lose three. Garfield was
+ elected by the thirty thousand colored votes cast in New York.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will the negro continue to be the balance of power, and
+ if so, will it inure to his benefit?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The more political power the colored man has the better he
+ will be treated, and if he ever holds the balance of power he will be
+ treated as well as the balance of our citizens. My idea is that the
+ colored man should stand on an equality with the white before the law;
+ that he should honestly be protected in all his rights; that he should be
+ allowed to vote, and that his vote should be counted. It is a simple
+ question of honesty. The colored people are doing well; they are
+ industrious; they are trying to get an education, and, on the whole, I
+ think they are behaving fully as well as the whites. They are the most
+ forgiving people in the world, and about the only real Christians in our
+ country. They have suffered enough, and for one I am on their side. I
+ think more of honest black people than of dishonest whites, to say the
+ least of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you apprehend any trouble from the Southern leaders in
+ this closing session of Congress, in attempts to force pernicious
+ legislation?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not. The Southern leaders know that the doctrine of
+ State Sovereignty is dead. They know that they cannot depend upon the
+ Northern Democrat, and they know that the best interests of the South can
+ only be preserved by admitting that the war settled the questions and
+ ideas fought for and against. They know that this country is a Nation, and
+ that no party can possibly succeed that advocates anything contrary to
+ that. My own opinion is that most of the Southern leaders are heartily
+ ashamed of the course pursued by their Northern friends, and will take the
+ first opportunity to say so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In what light do you regard the Chinaman?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am opposed to compulsory immigration, or cooley or slave
+ immigration. If Chinamen are sent to this country by corporations or
+ companies under contracts that amount to slavery or anything like it or
+ near it, then I am opposed to it. But I am not prepared to say that I
+ would be opposed to voluntary immigration. I see by the papers that a new
+ treaty has been agreed upon that will probably be ratified and be
+ satisfactory to all parties. We ought to treat China with the utmost
+ fairness. If our treaty is wrong, amend it, but do so according to the
+ recognized usage of nations. After what has been said and done in this
+ country I think there is very little danger of any Chinaman voluntarily
+ coming here. By this time China must have an exceedingly exalted opinion
+ of our religion, and of the justice and hospitality born of our most holy
+ faith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of making ex-Presidents Senators for
+ life?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am opposed to it. I am against any man holding office for
+ life. And I see no more reason for making ex-Presidents Senators, than for
+ making ex-Senators Presidents. To me the idea is preposterous. Why should
+ ex-Presidents be taken care of? In this country labor is not disgraceful,
+ and after a man has been President he has still the right to be useful. I
+ am personally acquainted with several men who will agree, in consideration
+ of being elected to the presidency, not to ask for another office during
+ their natural lives. The people of this country should never allow a great
+ man to suffer. The hand, not of charity, but of justice and generosity,
+ should be forever open to those who have performed great public service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the ex-Presidents of the future may not all be great and good men, and
+ bad ex-Presidents will not make good Senators. If the nation does
+ anything, let it give a reasonable pension to ex- Presidents. No man feels
+ like giving pension, power, or place to General Grant simply because he
+ was once President, but because he was a great soldier, and led the armies
+ of the nation to victory. Make him a General, and retire him with the
+ highest military title. Let him grandly wear the laurels he so nobly won,
+ and should the sky at any time be darkened with a cloud of foreign war,
+ this country will again hand him the sword. Such a course honors the
+ nation and the man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are we not entering upon the era of our greatest
+ prosperity?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We are just beginning to be prosperous. The Northern
+ Pacific Railroad is to be completed. Forty millions of dollars have just
+ been raised by that company, and new States will soon be born in the great
+ Northwest. The Texas Pacific will be pushed to San Diego, and in a few
+ years we will ride in a Pullman car from Chicago to the City of Mexico.
+ The gold and silver mines are yielding more and more, and within the last
+ ten years more than forty million acres of land have been changed from
+ wilderness to farms. This country is beginning to grow. We have just
+ fairly entered upon what I believe will be the grandest period of national
+ development and prosperity. With the Republican party in power; with good
+ money; with unlimited credit; with the best land in the world; with ninety
+ thousand miles of railway; with mountains of gold and silver; with
+ hundreds of thousands of square miles of coal fields; with iron enough for
+ the whole world; with the best system of common schools; with telegraph
+ wires reaching every city and town, so that no two citizens are an hour
+ apart; with the telephone, that makes everybody in the city live next
+ door, and with the best folks in the world, how can we help prospering
+ until the continent is covered with happy homes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of civil service reform?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am in favor of it. I want such civil service reform that
+ all the offices will be filled with good and competent Republicans. The
+ majority should rule, and the men who are in favor of the views of the
+ majority should hold the offices. I am utterly opposed to the idea that a
+ party should show its liberality at the expense of its principles. Men
+ holding office can afford to take their chances with the rest of us. If
+ they are Democrats, they should not expect to succeed when their party is
+ defeated. I believe that there are enough good and honest Republicans in
+ this country to fill all the offices, and I am opposed to taking any
+ Democrats until the Republican supply is exhausted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Men should not join the Republican party to get office. Such men are
+ contemptible to the last degree. Neither should a Republican
+ administration compel a man to leave the party to get a Federal
+ appointment. After a great battle has been fought I do not believe that
+ the victorious general should reward the officers of the conquered army.
+ My doctrine is, rewards for friends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Commercial</i>, Cincinnati, Ohio, December 6, 1880.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MR. BEECHER, MOSES AND THE NEGRO.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Beecher is here. Have you seen him?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, I did not meet Mr. Beecher. Neither did I hear him
+ lecture. The fact is, that long ago I made up my mind that under no
+ circumstances would I attend any lecture or other entertainment given at
+ Lincoln Hall. First, because the hall has been denied me, and secondly,
+ because I regard it as extremely unsafe. The hall is up several stories
+ from the ground, and in case of the slightest panic, in my judgment, many
+ lives would be lost. Had it not been for this, and for the fact that the
+ persons owning it imagined that because they had control, the brick and
+ mortar had some kind of holy and sacred quality, and that this holiness is
+ of such a wonderful character that it would not be proper for a man in
+ that hall to tell his honest thoughts, I would have heard him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then I assume that you and Mr. Beecher have made up?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is nothing to be made up for so far as I know. Mr.
+ Beecher has treated me very well, and, I believe, a little too well for
+ his own peace of mind. I have been informed that some members of Plymouth
+ Church felt exceedingly hurt that their pastor should so far forget
+ himself as to extend the right hand of fellowship to one who differs from
+ him upon what they consider very essential points in theology. You see I
+ have denied with all my might, a great many times, the infamous doctrine
+ of eternal punishment. I have also had the temerity to suggest that I did
+ not believe that a being of infinite justice and mercy was the author of
+ all that I find in the Old Testament. As, for instance, I have insisted
+ that God never commanded anybody to butcher women or to cut the throats of
+ prattling babes. These orthodox gentlemen have rushed to the rescue of
+ Jehovah by insisting that he did all these horrible things. I have also
+ maintained that God never sanctioned or upheld human slavery; that he
+ never would make one child to own and beat another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have also expressed some doubts as to whether this same God ever
+ established the institution of polygamy. I have insisted that the
+ institution is simply infamous; that it destroys the idea of home; that it
+ turns to ashes the most sacred words in our language, and leaves the world
+ a kind of den in which crawl the serpents of selfishness and lust. I have
+ been informed that after Mr. Beecher had treated me kindly a few members
+ of his congregation objected, and really felt ashamed that he had so
+ forgotten himself. After that, Mr. Beecher saw fit to give his ideas of
+ the position I had taken. In this he was not exceedingly kind, nor was his
+ justice very conspicuous. But I cared nothing about that, not the least.
+ As I have said before, whenever Mr. Beecher says a good thing I give him
+ credit. Whenever he does an unfair or unjust thing I charge it to the
+ account of his religion. I have insisted, and I still insist, that Mr.
+ Beecher is far better than his creed. I do not believe that he believes in
+ the doctrine of eternal punishment. Neither do I believe that he believes
+ in the literal truth of the Scriptures. And, after all, if the Bible is
+ not true, it is hardly worth while to insist upon its inspiration. An
+ inspired lie is not better than an uninspired one. If the Bible is true it
+ does not need to be inspired. If it is not true, inspiration does not help
+ it. So that after all it is simply a question of fact. Is it true? I
+ believe Mr. Beecher stated that one of my grievous faults was that I
+ picked out the bad things in the Bible. How an infinitely good and wise
+ God came to put bad things in his book Mr. Beecher does not explain. I
+ have insisted that the Bible is not inspired, and, in order to prove that,
+ have pointed out such passages as I deemed unworthy to have been written
+ even by a civilized man or a savage. I certainly would not endeavor to
+ prove that the Bible is uninspired by picking out its best passages. I
+ admit that there are many good things in the Bible. The fact that there
+ are good things in it does not prove its inspiration, because there are
+ thousands of other books containing good things, and yet no one claims
+ they are inspired. Shakespeare's works contain a thousand times more good
+ things than the Bible, but no one claims he was an inspired man. It is
+ also true that there are many bad things in Shakespeare&mdash;many
+ passages which I wish he had never written. But I can excuse Shakespeare,
+ because he did not rise absolutely above his time. That is to say, he was
+ a man; that is to say, he was imperfect. If anybody claimed now that
+ Shakespeare was actually inspired, that claim would be answered by
+ pointing to certain weak or bad or vulgar passages in his works. But every
+ Christian will say that it is a certain kind of blasphemy to impute
+ vulgarity or weakness to God, as they are all obliged to defend the weak,
+ the bad and the vulgar, so long as they insist upon the inspiration of the
+ Bible. Now, I pursued the same course with the Bible that Mr. Beecher has
+ pursued with me. Why did he want to pick out my bad things? Is it possible
+ that he is a kind of vulture that sees only the carrion of another? After
+ all, has he not pursued the same method with me that he blames me for
+ pursuing in regard to the Bible? Of course he must pursue that method. He
+ could not object to me and then point out passages that were not
+ objectionable. If he found fault he had to find faults in order to sustain
+ his ground. That is exactly what I have done with Scriptures&mdash;nothing
+ more and nothing less. The reason I have thrown away the Bible is that in
+ many places it is harsh, cruel, unjust, coarse, vulgar, atrocious,
+ infamous. At the same time, I admit that it contains many passages of an
+ excellent and splendid character &mdash;many good things, wise sayings,
+ and many excellent and just laws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I would like to ask this: Suppose there were no passages in the Bible
+ except those upholding slavery, polygamy and wars of extermination; would
+ anybody then claim that it was the word of God? I would like to ask if
+ there is a Christian in the world who would not be overjoyed to find that
+ every one of these passages was an interpolation? I would also like to ask
+ Mr. Beecher if he would not be greatly gratified to find that after God
+ had written the Bible the Devil had got hold of it, and interpolated all
+ these passages about slavery, polygamy, the slaughter of women and babes
+ and the doctrine of eternal punishment? Suppose, as a matter of fact, the
+ Devil did get hold of it; what part of the Bible would Mr. Beecher pick
+ out as having been written by the Devil? And if he picks out these
+ passages could not the Devil answer him by saying, "You, Mr. Beecher, are
+ like a vulture, a kind of buzzard, flying through the tainted air of
+ inspiration, and pouncing down upon the carrion. Why do you not fly like a
+ dove, and why do you not have the innocent ignorance of the dove, so that
+ you could light upon a carcass and imagine that you were surrounded by the
+ perfume of violets?" The fact is that good things in a book do not prove
+ that it is inspired, but the presence of bad things does prove that it is
+ not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What was the real difficulty between you and Moses,
+ Colonel, a man who has been dead for thousands of years?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We never had any difficulty. I have always taken pains to
+ say that Moses had nothing to do with the Pentateuch. Those books, in my
+ judgment, were written several centuries after Moses had become dust in
+ his unknown sepulchre. No doubt Moses was quite a man in his day, if he
+ ever existed at all. Some people say that Moses is exactly the same as
+ "law-giver;" that is to say, as Legislature, that is to say as Congress.
+ Imagine somebody in the future as regarding the Congress of the United
+ States as one person! And then imagine that somebody endeavoring to prove
+ that Congress was always consistent. But, whether Moses lived or not makes
+ but little difference to me. I presume he filled the place and did the
+ work that he was compelled to do, and although according to the account
+ God had much to say to him with regard to the making of altars, tongs,
+ snuffers and candlesticks, there is much left for nature still to tell.
+ Thinking of Moses as a man, admitting that he was above his fellows, that
+ he was in his day and generation a leader, and, in a certain narrow sense,
+ a patriot, that he was the founder of the Jewish people; that he found
+ them barbarians and endeavored to control them by thunder and lightning,
+ and found it necessary to pretend that he was in partnership with the
+ power governing the universe; that he took advantage of their ignorance
+ and fear, just as politicians do now, and as theologians always will,
+ still, I see no evidence that the man Moses was any nearer to God than his
+ descendants, who are still warring against the Philistines in every
+ civilized part of the globe. Moses was a believer in slavery, in polygamy,
+ in wars of extermination, in religious persecution and intolerance and in
+ almost everything that is now regarded with loathing, contempt and scorn.
+ The Jehovah of whom he speaks violated, or commands the violation of at
+ least nine of the Ten Commandments he gave. There is one thing, however,
+ that can be said of Moses that cannot be said of any person who now
+ insists that he was inspired, and that is, he was in advance of his time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Buckner Bill for the
+ colonization of the negroes in Mexico?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Where does Mr. Buckner propose to colonize the white
+ people, and what right has he to propose the colonization of six millions
+ of people? Should we not have other bills to colonize the Germans, the
+ Swedes, the Irish, and then, may be, another bill to drive the Chinese
+ into the sea? Where do we get the right to say that the negroes must
+ emigrate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All such schemes will, in my judgment, prove utterly futile. Perhaps the
+ history of the world does not give an instance of the emigration of six
+ millions of people. Notwithstanding the treatment that Ireland has
+ received from England, which may be designated as a crime of three hundred
+ years, the Irish still love Ireland. All the despotism in the world will
+ never crush out of the Irish heart the love of home&mdash;the adoration of
+ the old sod. The negroes of the South have certainly suffered enough to
+ drive them into other countries; but after all, they prefer to stay where
+ they were born. They prefer to live where their ancestors were slaves,
+ where fathers and mothers were sold and whipped; and I don't believe it
+ will be possible to induce a majority of them to leave that land. Of
+ course, thousands may leave, and in process of time millions may go, but I
+ don't believe emigration will ever equal their natural increase. As the
+ whites of the South become civilized the reason for going will be less and
+ less.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I see no reason why the white and black men cannot live together in the
+ same land, under the same flag. The beauty of liberty is you cannot have
+ it unless you give it away, and the more you give away the more you have.
+ I know that my liberty is secure only because others are free.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am perfectly willing to live in a country with such men as Frederick
+ Douglass and Senator Bruce. I have always preferred a good, clever black
+ man to a mean white man, and I am of the opinion that I shall continue in
+ that preference. Now, if we could only have a colonization bill that would
+ get rid of all the rowdies, all the rascals and hypocrites, I would like
+ to see it carried out, thought some people might insist that it would
+ amount to a repudiation of the national debt and that hardly enough would
+ be left to pay the interest. No, talk as we will, the colored people
+ helped to save this Nation. They have been at all times and in all places
+ the friends of our flag; a flag that never really protected them. And for
+ my part, I am willing that they should stand forever beneath that flag,
+ the equal in rights of all other people. Politically, if any black men are
+ to be sent away, I want it understood that each one is to be accompanied
+ by a Democrat, so that the balance of power, especially in New York, will
+ not be disturbed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I notice that leading Republican newspapers are advising
+ General Garfield to cut loose from the machine in politics; what do you
+ regard as the machine?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All defeated candidates regard the persons who defeated
+ them as constituting a machine, and always imagine that there is some
+ wicked conspiracy at the bottom of the machine. Some of the recent
+ reformers regard the people who take part in the early stages of a
+ political campaign&mdash;who attend caucuses and primaries, who speak of
+ politics to their neighbors, as members and parts of the machine, and
+ regard only those as good and reliable American citizens who take no part
+ whatever, simply reserving the right to grumble after the work has been
+ done by others. Not much can be accomplished in politics without an
+ organization, and the moment an organization is formed, and, you might
+ say, just a little before, leading spirits will be developed. Certain men
+ will take the lead, and the weaker men will in a short time, unless they
+ get all the loaves and fishes, denounce the whole thing as a machine, and,
+ to show how thoroughly and honestly they detest the machine in politics,
+ will endeavor to organize a little machine themselves. General Garfield
+ has been in politics for many years. He knows the principal men in both
+ parties. He knows the men who have not only done something, but who are
+ capable of doing something, and such men will not, in my opinion, be
+ neglected. I do not believe that General Garfield will do any act
+ calculated to divide the Republican party. No thoroughly great man carries
+ personal prejudice into the administration of public affairs. Of course,
+ thousands of people will be prophesying that this man is to be snubbed and
+ another to be paid; but, in my judgment, after the 4th of March most
+ people will say that General Garfield has used his power wisely and that
+ he has neither sought nor shunned men simply because he wished to pay
+ debts&mdash;either of love or hatred.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;Washington correspondent, <i>Brooklyn Eagle</i>, January 31, 1881.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ HADES, DELAWARE AND FREETHOUGHT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Now that a lull has come in politics, I thought I would
+ come and see what is going on in the religious world?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, from what little I learn, there has not been much
+ going on during the last year. There are five hundred and twenty- six
+ Congregational Churches in Massachusetts, and two hundred of these
+ churches have not received a new member for an entire year, and the others
+ have scarcely held their own. In Illinois there are four hundred and
+ eighty-three Presbyterian Churches, and they have now fewer members than
+ they had in 1879, and of the four hundred and eighty-three, one hundred
+ and eighty-three have not received a single new member for twelve months.
+ A report has been made, under the auspices of the Pan-Presbyterian
+ Council, to the effect that there are in the whole world about three
+ millions of Presbyterians. This is about one-fifth of one per cent. of the
+ inhabitants of the world. The probability is that of the three million
+ nominal Presbyterians, not more than two or three hundred thousand
+ actually believe the doctrine, and of the two or three hundred thousand,
+ not more than five or six hundred have any true conception of what the
+ doctrine is. As the Presbyterian Church has only been able to induce
+ one-fifth of one per cent. of the people to even call themselves
+ Presbyterians, about how long will it take, at this rate, to convert
+ mankind? The fact is, there seems to be a general lull along the entire
+ line, and just at present very little is being done by the orthodox people
+ to keep their fellow-citizens out of hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you really think that the orthodox people now believe
+ in the old doctrine of eternal punishment, and that they really think
+ there is a kind of hell that our ancestors so carefully described?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am afraid that the old idea is dying out, and that many
+ Christians are slowly giving up the consolations naturally springing from
+ the old belief. Another terrible blow to the old infamy is the fact that
+ in the revised New Testament the word Hades has been substituted. As
+ nobody knows exactly what Hades means, it will not be quite so easy to
+ frighten people at revivals by threatening them with something that they
+ don't clearly understand. After this, when the impassioned orator cries
+ out that all the unconverted will be sent to Hades, the poor sinners,
+ instead of getting frightened, will begin to ask each other what and where
+ that is. It will take many years of preaching to clothe that word in all
+ the terrors and horrors, pains, and penalties and pangs of hell. Hades is
+ a compromise. It is a concession to the philosophy of our day. It is a
+ graceful acknowledgment to the growing spirit of investigation, that hell,
+ after all, is a barbaric mistake. Hades is the death of revivals. It
+ cannot be used in song. It won't rhyme with anything with the same force
+ that hell does. It is altogether more shadowy than hot. It is not
+ associated with brimstone and flame. It sounds somewhat indistinct,
+ somewhat lonesome, a little desolate, but not altogether uncomfortable.
+ For revival purposes, Hades is simply useless, and few conversions will be
+ made in the old way under the revised Testament.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you really think that the church is losing ground?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am not, as you probably know, connected with any orthodox
+ organization, and consequently have to rely upon them for my information.
+ If they can be believed, the church is certainly in an extremely bad
+ condition. I find that the Rev. Dr. Cuyler, only a few days ago, speaking
+ of the religious condition of Brooklyn &mdash;and Brooklyn, you know, has
+ been called the City of Churches&mdash; states that the great mass of that
+ Christian city was out of Christ, and that more professing Christians went
+ to the theatre than to the prayer meeting. This, certainly, from their
+ standpoint, is a most terrible declaration. Brooklyn, you know, is one of
+ the great religious centres of the world&mdash;a city in which nearly all
+ the people are engaged either in delivering or in hearing sermons; a city
+ filled with the editors of religious periodicals; a city of prayer and
+ praise; and yet, while prayer meetings are free, the theatres, with the
+ free list entirely suspended, catch more Christians than the churches; and
+ this happens while all the pulpits thunder against the stage, and the
+ stage remains silent as to the pulpit. At the same meeting in which the
+ Rev. Dr. Cuyler made his astounding statements the Rev. Mr. Pentecost was
+ the bearer of the happy news that four out of five persons living in the
+ city of Brooklyn were going down to hell with no God and with no hope. If
+ he had read the revised Testament he would have said "Hades," and the
+ effect of the statement would have been entirely lost. If four-fifths of
+ the people of that great city are destined to eternal pain, certainly we
+ cannot depend upon churches for the salvation of the world. At the meeting
+ of the Brooklyn pastors they were in doubt as to whether they should
+ depend upon further meetings, or upon a day of fasting and prayer for the
+ purpose of converting the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my judgment, it would be much better to devise ways and means to keep a
+ good many people from fasting in Brooklyn. If they had more meat, they
+ could get along with less meeting. If fasting would save a city, there are
+ always plenty of hungry folks even in that Christian town. The real
+ trouble with the church of to-day is, that it is behind the intelligence
+ of the people. Its doctrines no longer satisfy the brains of the
+ nineteenth century; and if the church proposes to hold its power, it must
+ lose its superstitions. The day of revivals is gone. Only the ignorant and
+ unthinking can hereafter be impressed by hearing the orthodox creed. Fear
+ has in it no reformatory power, and the more intelligent the world grows
+ the more despicable and contemptible the doctrine of eternal misery will
+ become. The tendency of the age is toward intellectual liberty, toward
+ personal investigation. Authority is no longer taken for truth. People are
+ beginning to find that all the great and good are not dead&mdash;that some
+ good people are alive, and that the demonstrations of to-day are fully
+ equal to the mistaken theories of the past.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How are you getting along with Delaware?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. First rate. You know I have been wondering where Comegys
+ came from, and at last I have made the discovery. I was told the other day
+ by a gentleman from Delaware that many years ago Colonel Hazelitt died;
+ that Colonel Hazelitt was an old Revolutionary officer, and that when they
+ were digging his grave they dug up Comegys. Back of that no one knows
+ anything of his history. The only thing they know about him certainly, is,
+ that he has never changed one of his views since he was found, and that he
+ never will. I am inclined to think, however, that he lives in a community
+ congenial to him. For instance, I saw in a paper the other day that within
+ a radius of thirty miles around Georgetown, Delaware, there are about two
+ hundred orphan and friendless children. These children, it seems, were
+ indentured to Delaware farmers by the managers of orphan asylums and other
+ public institutions in and about Philadelphia. It is stated in the paper,
+ that:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Many of these farmers are rough task-masters, and if a boy fails to
+ perform the work of an adult, he is almost certain to be cruelly treated,
+ half starved, and in the coldest weather wretchedly clad. If he does the
+ work, his life is not likely to be much happier, for as a rule he will
+ receive more kicks than candy. The result in either case is almost certain
+ to be wrecked constitutions, dwarfed bodies, rounded shoulders, and limbs
+ crippled or rendered useless by frost or rheumatism. The principal diet of
+ these boys is corn pone. A few days ago, Constable W. H. Johnston went to
+ the house of Reuben Taylor, and on entering the sitting room his attention
+ was attracted by the moans of its only occupant, a little colored boy, who
+ was lying on the hearth in front of the fireplace. The boy's head was
+ covered with ashes from the fire, and he did not pay the slightest
+ attention to the visitor, until Johnston asked what made him cry. Then the
+ little fellow sat up and drawing on old rag off his foot said, 'Look
+ there.' The sight that met Johnston's eye was horrible beyond description.
+ The poor boy's feet were so horribly frozen that the flesh had dropped off
+ the toes until the bones protruded. The flesh on the sides, bottoms, and
+ tops of his feet was swollen until the skin cracked in many places, and
+ the inflamed flesh was sloughing off in great flakes. The frost-bitten
+ flesh extended to his knees, the joints of which were terribly inflamed.
+ The right one had already begun suppurating. This poor little black boy,
+ covered with nothing but a cotton shirt, drilling pants, a pair of nearly
+ worn out brogans and a battered old hat, on the morning of December 30th,
+ the coldest day of the season, when the mercury was seventeen degrees
+ below zero, in the face of a driving snow storm, was sent half a mile from
+ home to protect his master's unshucked corn from the depredations of
+ marauding cows and crows. He remained standing around in the snow until
+ four o'clock, then he drove the cows home, received a piece of cold corn
+ pone, and was sent out in the snow again to chop stove wood till dark.
+ Having no bed, he slept that night in front of the fireplace, with his
+ frozen feet buried in the ashes. Dr. C. H. Richards found it necessary to
+ cut off the boy's feet as far back as the ankle and the instep."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was but one case in several. Personally, I have no doubt that Mr.
+ Reuben Taylor entirely agrees with Chief Justice Comegys on the great
+ question of blasphemy, and probably nothing would so gratify Mr. Reuben
+ Taylor as to see some man in a Delaware jail for the crime of having
+ expressed an honest thought. No wonder that in the State of Delaware the
+ Christ of intellectual liberty has been crucified between the pillory and
+ the whipping-post. Of course I know that there are thousands of most
+ excellent people in that State&mdash;people who believe in intellectual
+ liberty, and who only need a little help&mdash;and I am doing what I can
+ in that direction &mdash;to repeal the laws that now disgrace the statute
+ book of that little commonwealth. I have seen many people from that State
+ lately who really wish that Colonel Hazelitt had never died.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What has the press generally said with regard to the
+ action of Judge Comegys? Do they, so far as you know, justify his charge?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A great many papers having articles upon the subject have
+ been sent to me. A few of the religious papers seem to think that the
+ Judge did the best he knew, and there is one secular paper called the <i>Evening
+ News</i>, published at Chester, Pa., that thinks "that the rebuke from so
+ high a source of authority will have a most excellent effect, and will
+ check religious blasphemers from parading their immoral creeds before the
+ people." The editor of this paper should at once emigrate to the State of
+ Delaware, where he properly belongs. He is either a native of Delaware, or
+ most of his subscribers are citizens of that country; or, it may be that
+ he is a lineal descendant of some Hessian, who deserted during the
+ Revolutionary war. Most of the newspapers in the United States are
+ advocates of mental freedom. Probably nothing on earth has been so potent
+ for good as an untrammeled, fearless press. Among the papers of importance
+ there is not a solitary exception. No leading journal in the United States
+ can be found upon the side of intellectual slavery. Of course, a few rural
+ sheets edited by gentlemen, as Mr. Greeley would say, "whom God in his
+ inscrutable wisdom had allowed to exist," may be found upon the other
+ side, and may be small enough, weak enough and mean enough to pander to
+ the lowest and basest prejudices of their most ignorant subscribers. These
+ editors disgrace their profession and exert about the same influence upon
+ the heads as upon the pockets of their subscribers &mdash;that is to say,
+ they get little and give less.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not think after all, the people who are in favor
+ of having you arrested for blasphemy, are acting in accordance with the
+ real spirit of the Old and New Testaments?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, they act in exact accordance with many of the
+ commands in the Old Testament, and in accordance with several passages in
+ the New. At the same time, it may be said that they violate passages in
+ both. If the Old Testament is true, and if it is the inspired word of God,
+ of course, an Infidel ought not be allowed to live; and if the New
+ Testament is true, an unbeliever should not be permitted to speak. There
+ are many passages, though, in the New Testament, that should protect even
+ an Infidel. Among them is this: "Do unto others as ye would that others
+ should do unto you." But that is a passage that has probably had as little
+ effect upon the church as any other in the Bible. So far as I am
+ concerned, I am willing to adopt that passage, and I am willing to extend
+ to every other human being every right that I claim for myself. If the
+ churches would act upon this principle, if they would say&mdash;every
+ soul, every mind, may think and investigate for itself; and around all,
+ and over all, shall be thrown the sacred shield of liberty, I should be on
+ their side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you stand with the clergymen, and what is their
+ opinion of you and of your views?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Most of them envy me; envy my independence; envy my
+ success; think that I ought to starve; that the people should not hear me;
+ say that I do what I do for money, for popularity; that I am actuated by
+ hatred of all that is good and tender and holy in human nature; think that
+ I wish to tear down the churches, destroy all morality and goodness, and
+ usher in the reign of crime and chaos. They know that shepherds are
+ unnecessary in the absence of wolves, and it is to their interest to
+ convince their sheep that they, the sheep, need protection. This they are
+ willing to give them for half the wool. No doubt, most of these minsters
+ are honest, and are doing what they consider their duty. Be this as it
+ may, they feel the power slipping from their hands. They know that the
+ idea is slowly growing that they are not absolutely necessary for the
+ protection of society. They know that the intellectual world cares little
+ for what they say, and that the great tide of human progress flows on
+ careless of their help or hindrance. So long as they insist upon the
+ inspiration of the Bible, they are compelled to take the ground that
+ slavery was once a divine institution; they are forced to defend cruelties
+ that would shock the heart of a savage, and besides, they are bound to
+ teach the eternal horror of everlasting punishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They poison the minds of children; they deform the brain and pollute the
+ imagination by teaching the frightful and infamous dogma of endless
+ misery. Even the laws of Delaware shock the enlightened public of to-day.
+ In that State they simply fine and imprison a man for expressing his
+ honest thoughts; and yet, if the churches are right, God will damn a man
+ forever for the same offence. The brain and heart of our time cannot be
+ satisfied with the ancient creeds. The Bible must be revised again. Most
+ of the creeds must be blotted out. Humanity must take the place of
+ theology. Intellectual liberty must stand in every pulpit. There must be
+ freedom in all the pews, and every human soul must have the right to
+ express its honest thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;Washington correspondent, <i>Brooklyn Eagle</i>, March 19, 1881.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ A REPLY TO THE REV. MR. LANSING.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Rev. Isaac J. Lansing of Meriden, Conn., recently
+ denounced Col. Robert G. Ingersoll from the pulpit of the
+ Meriden Methodist Church, and had the Opera House closed
+ against him. This led a <i>Union</i> reporter to show Colonel
+ Ingersoll what Mr. Lansing had said and to interrogate him
+ with the following result.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Did you favor the sending of obscene matter through the
+ mails as alleged by the Rev. Mr. Lansing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course not, and no honest man ever thought that I did.
+ This charge is too malicious and silly to be answered. Mr. Lansing knows
+ better. He has made this charge many times and he will make it again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it a fact that there are thousands of clergymen in the
+ country whom you would fear to meet in fair debate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No; the fact is I would like to meet them all in one. The
+ pulpit is not burdened with genius. There a few great men engaged in
+ preaching, but they are not orthodox. I cannot conceive that a Freethinker
+ has anything to fear from the pulpit, except misrepresentation. Of course,
+ there are thousands of ministers too small to discuss with&mdash;ministers
+ who stand for nothing in the church&mdash;and with such clergymen I cannot
+ afford to discuss anything. If the Presbyterians, or the
+ Congregationalists, or the Methodists would select some man, and endorse
+ him as their champion, I would like to meet him in debate. Such a man I
+ will pay to discuss with me. I will give him most excellent wages, and pay
+ all the expenses at the discussion besides. There is but one safe course
+ for the ministers&mdash;they must assert. They must declare. They must
+ swear to it and stick to it, but they must not try to reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have never seen Rev. Mr. Lansing. To the people of
+ Meriden and thereabouts he is well-known. Judging from what has been told
+ you of his utterances and actions, what kind of a man would you take him
+ to be?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I would take him to be a Christian. He talks like one, and
+ he acts like one. If Christianity is right, Lansing is right. If salvation
+ depends upon belief, and if unbelievers are to be eternally damned, then
+ an Infidel has no right to speak. He should not be allowed to murder the
+ souls of his fellow-men. Lansing does the best he knows how. He thinks
+ that God hates an unbeliever, and he tries to act like God. Lansing knows
+ that he must have the right to slander a man whom God is to eternally
+ damn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Lansing speaks of you as a wolf coming with fangs
+ sharpened by three hundred dollars a night to tear the lambs of his flock.
+ What do you say to that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All I have to say is, that I often get three times that
+ amount, and sometimes much more. I guess his lambs can take care of
+ themselves. I am not very fond of mutton anyway. Such talk Mr. Lansing
+ ought to be ashamed of. The idea that he is a shepherd &mdash;that he is
+ on guard&mdash;is simply preposterous. He has few sheep in his
+ congregation that know as little on the wolf question as he does. He ought
+ to know that his sheep support him&mdash;his sheep protect him; and
+ without the sheep poor Lansing would be devoured by the wolves himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Shall you sue the Opera House management for breach of
+ contract?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I guess not; but I may pay Lansing something for
+ advertising my lecture. I suppose Mr. Wilcox (who controls the Opera
+ House) did what he thought was right. I hear he is a good man. He probably
+ got a little frightened and began to think about the day of judgment. He
+ could not help it, and I cannot help laughing at him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Those in Meriden who most strongly oppose you are radical
+ Republicans. Is it not a fact that you possess the confidence and
+ friendship of some of the most respected leaders of that party?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that all the respectable ones are friends of mine.
+ I am a Republican because I believe in the liberty of the body, and I am
+ an Infidel because I believe in the liberty of the mind. There is no need
+ of freeing cages. Let us free the birds. If Mr. Lansing knew me, he would
+ be a great friend. He would probably annoy me by the frequency and length
+ of his visits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. During the recent presidential campaign did any clergymen
+ denounce you for your teachings, that you are aware of?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Some did, but they would not if they had been running for
+ office on the Republican ticket.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is most needed in our public men?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Hearts and brains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would people be any more moral solely because of a
+ disbelief in orthodox teaching and in the Bible as an inspired book, in
+ your opinion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; if a man really believes that God once upheld slavery;
+ that he commanded soldiers to kill women and babes; that he believed in
+ polygamy; that he persecuted for opinion's sake; that he will punish
+ forever, and that he hates an unbeliever, the effect in my judgment will
+ be bad. It always has been bad. This belief built the dungeons of the
+ Inquisition. This belief made the Puritan murder the Quaker, and this
+ belief has raised the devil with Mr. Lansing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe there will ever be a millennium, and if so
+ how will it come about?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It will probably start in Meriden, as I have been informed
+ that Lansing is going to leave.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there anything else bearing upon the question at issue
+ or that would make good reading, that I have forgotten, that you would
+ like to say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes. Good-bye.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Sunday Union</i>, New Haven, Conn., April 10, 1881.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BEACONSFIELD, LENT AND REVIVALS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say about the attack of Dr. Buckley on
+ you, and your lecture?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I never heard of Dr. Buckley until after I had lectured in
+ Brooklyn. He seems to think that it was extremely ill bred in me to
+ deliver a lecture on the "Liberty of Man, Woman and Child," during Lent.
+ Lent is just as good as any other part of the year, and no part can be too
+ good to do good. It was not a part of my object to hurt the feelings of
+ the Episcopalians and Catholics. If they think that there is some subtle
+ relation between hunger and heaven, or that faith depends upon, or is
+ strengthened by famine, or that veal, during Lent, is the enemy of virtue,
+ or that beef breeds blasphemy, while fish feeds faith&mdash;of course, all
+ this is nothing to me. They have a right to say that vice depends upon
+ victuals, sanctity on soup, religion on rice and chastity on cheese, but
+ they have no right to say that a lecture on liberty is an insult to them
+ because they are hungry. I suppose that Lent was instituted in memory of
+ the Savior's fast. At one time it was supposed that only a divine being
+ could live forty days without food. This supposition has been overthrown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has been demonstrated by Dr. Tanner to be utterly without foundation.
+ What possible good did it do the world for Christ to go without food for
+ forty days? Why should we follow such an example? As a rule, hungry people
+ are cross, contrary, obstinate, peevish and unpleasant. A good dinner puts
+ a man at peace with all the world&mdash;makes him generous, good natured
+ and happy. He feels like kissing his wife and children. The future looks
+ bright. He wants to help the needy. The good in him predominates, and he
+ wonders that any man was ever stingy or cruel. Your good cook is a
+ civilizer, and without good food, well prepared, intellectual progress is
+ simply impossible. Most of the orthodox creeds were born of bad cooking.
+ Bad food produced dyspepsia, and dyspepsia produced Calvinism, and
+ Calvinism is the cancer of Christianity. Oatmeal is responsible for the
+ worst features of Scotch Presbyterianism. Half cooked beans account for
+ the religion of the Puritans. Fried bacon and saleratus biscuit underlie
+ the doctrine of State Rights. Lent is a mistake, fasting is a blunder, and
+ bad cooking is a crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is stated that you went to Brooklyn while Beecher and
+ Talmage were holding revivals, and that you did so for the purpose of
+ breaking them up. How is this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I had not the slightest idea of interfering with the
+ revivals. They amounted to nothing. They were not alive enough to be
+ killed. Surely one lecture could not destroy two revivals. Still, I think
+ that if all the persons engaged in the revivals had spent the same length
+ of time in cleaning the streets, the good result would have been more
+ apparent. The truth is, that the old way of converting people will have to
+ be abandoned. The Americans are getting hard to scare, and a revival
+ without the "scare" is scarcely worth holding. Such maniacs as Hammond and
+ the "Boy Preacher" fill asylums and terrify children. After saying what he
+ has about hell, Mr. Beecher ought to know that he is not the man to
+ conduct a revival. A revival sermon with hell left out&mdash;with the
+ brimstone gone&mdash;with the worm that never dies, dead, and the Devil
+ absent&mdash;is the broadest farce. Mr. Talmage believes in the ancient
+ way. With him hell is a burning reality. He can hear the shrieks and
+ groans. He is of that order of mind that rejoices in these things. If he
+ could only convince others, he would be a great revivalist. He cannot
+ terrify, he astonishes. He is the clown of the horrible&mdash;one of
+ Jehovah's jesters. I am not responsible for the revival failure in
+ Brooklyn. I wish I were. I would have the happiness of knowing that I had
+ been instrumental in preserving the sanity of my fellow-men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you account for these attacks?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It was not so much what I said that excited the wrath of
+ the reverend gentlemen as the fact that I had a great house. They
+ contrasted their failure with my success. The fact is, the people are
+ getting tired of the old ideas. They are beginning to think for
+ themselves. Eternal punishment seems to them like eternal revenge. They
+ see that Christ could not atone for the sins of others; that belief ought
+ not to be rewarded and honest doubt punished forever; that good deeds are
+ better than bad creeds, and that liberty is the rightful heritage of every
+ soul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Were you an admirer of Lord Beaconsfield?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In some respects. He was on our side during the war, and
+ gave it as his opinion that the Union would be preserved. Mr. Gladstone
+ congratulated Jefferson Davis on having founded a new nation. I shall
+ never forget Beaconsfield for his kindness, nor Gladstone for his malice.
+ Beaconsfield was an intellectual gymnast, a political athlete, one of the
+ most adroit men in the world. He had the persistence of his race. In spite
+ of the prejudices of eighteen hundred years, he rose to the highest
+ position that can be occupied by a citizen. During his administration
+ England again became a Continental power and played her game of European
+ chess. I have never regarded Beaconsfield as a man controlled by
+ principle, or by his heart. He was strictly a politician. He always acted
+ as though he thought the clubs were looking at him. He knew all the arts
+ belonging to his trade. He would have succeeded anywhere, if by
+ "succeeding" is meant the attainment of position and power. But after all,
+ such men are splendid failures. They give themselves and others a great
+ deal of trouble&mdash;they wear the tinsel crown of temporary success and
+ then fade from public view. They astonish the pit, they gain the applause
+ of the galleries, but when the curtain falls there is nothing left to
+ benefit mankind. Beaconsfield held convictions somewhat in contempt. He
+ had the imagination of the East united with the ambition of an Englishman.
+ With him, to succeed was to have done right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of him as an author?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Most of his characters are like himself&mdash;puppets moved
+ by the string of self-interest. The men are adroit, the women mostly
+ heartless. They catch each other with false bait. They have great worldly
+ wisdom. Their virtue and vice are mechanical. They have hearts like clocks&mdash;filled
+ with wheels and springs. The author winds them up. In his novels Disr&aelig;li
+ allows us to enter the greenroom of his heart. We see the ropes, the
+ pulleys and the old masks. In all things, in politics and in literature,
+ he was cold, cunning, accurate, able and successful. His books will, in a
+ little while, follow their author to their grave. After all, the good will
+ live longest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;Washington correspondent, <i>Brooklyn Eagle</i>, April 24, 1881.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ ANSWERING THE NEW YORK MINISTERS.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Ever since Colonel Ingersoll began the delivery of his
+ lecture called <i>The Great Infidels</i>, the ministers of the
+ country have made him the subject of special attack. One
+ week ago last Sunday the majority of the leading ministers
+ in New York made replies to Ingersoll's latest lecture.
+ What he has to say to these replies will be found in a
+ report of an interview with Colonel Ingersoll.
+
+ No man is harder to pin down for a long talk than the
+ Colonel. He is so beset with visitors and eager office
+ seekers anxious for help, that he can hardly find five
+ minutes unoccupied during an entire day. Through the shelter
+ of a private room and the guardianship of a stout colored
+ servant, the Colonel was able to escape the crowd of seekers
+ after his personal charity long enough to give some time to
+ answer some of the ministerial arguments advanced against
+ him in New York.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you seen the attacks made upon you by certain
+ ministers of New York, published in the <i>Herald</i> last Sunday?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I read, or heard read, what was in Monday's <i>Herald</i>.
+ I do not know that you could hardly call them attacks. They are
+ substantially a repetition of what the pulpit has been saying for a great
+ many hundred years, and what the pulpit will say just so long as men are
+ paid for suppressing truth and for defending superstition. One of these
+ gentlemen tells the lambs of his flock that three thousand men and a few
+ women&mdash;probably with quite an emphasis on the word "Few"&mdash;gave
+ one dollar each to hear their Maker cursed and their Savior ridiculed.
+ Probably nothing is so hard for the average preacher to bear as the fact
+ that people are not only willing to hear the other side, but absolutely
+ anxious to pay for it. The dollar that these people paid hurt their
+ feelings vastly more than what was said after they were in. Of course, it
+ is a frightful commentary on the average intellect of the pulpit that a
+ minister cannot get so large an audience when he preaches for nothing, as
+ an Infidel can draw at a dollar a head. If I depended upon a contribution
+ box, or upon passing a saucer that would come back to the stage enriched
+ with a few five cent pieces, eight or ten dimes, and a lonesome quarter,
+ these gentlemen would, in all probability, imagine Infidelity was not to
+ be feared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The churches were all open on that Sunday, and all could go who desired.
+ Yet they were not full, and the pews were nearly as empty of people as the
+ pulpit of ideas. The truth is, the story is growing old, the ideas
+ somewhat moss-covered, and everything has a wrinkled and withered
+ appearance. This gentleman says that these people went to hear their Maker
+ cursed and their Savior ridiculed. Is it possible that in a city where so
+ many steeples pierce the air, and hundreds of sermons are preached every
+ Sunday, there are three thousand men, and a few women, so anxious to hear
+ "their Maker cursed and their Savior ridiculed" that they are willing to
+ pay a dollar each? The gentleman knew that nobody cursed anybody's Maker.
+ He knew that the statement was utterly false and without the slightest
+ foundation. He also knew that nobody had ridiculed the Savior of anybody,
+ but, on the contrary, that I had paid a greater tribute to the character
+ of Jesus Christ than any minister in New York has the capacity to do.
+ Certainly it is not cursing the Maker of anybody to say that the God
+ described in the Old Testament is not the real God. Certainly it is not
+ cursing God to declare that the real God never sanctioned slavery or
+ polygamy, or commanded wars of extermination, or told a husband to
+ separate from his wife if she differed with him in religion. The people
+ who say these things of God&mdash;if there is any God at all&mdash;do what
+ little there is in their power, unwittingly of course, to destroy his
+ reputation. But I have done something to rescue the reputation of the
+ Deity from the slanders of the pulpit. If there is any God, I expect to
+ find myself credited on the heavenly books for my defence of him. I did
+ say that our civilization is due not to piety, but to Infidelity. I did
+ say that every great reformer had been denounced as an Infidel in his day
+ and generation. I did say that Christ was an Infidel, and that he was
+ treated in his day very much as the orthodox preachers treat an honest man
+ now. I did say that he was tried for blasphemy and crucified by bigots. I
+ did say that he hated and despised the church of his time, and that he
+ denounced the most pious people of Jerusalem as thieves and vipers. And I
+ suggested that should he come again he might have occasion to repeat the
+ remarks that he then made. At the same time I admitted that there are
+ thousands and thousands of Christians who are exceedingly good people. I
+ never did pretend that the fact that a man was a Christian even tended to
+ show that he was a bad man. Neither have I ever insisted that the fact
+ that a man is an Infidel even tends to show what, in other respects, his
+ character is. But I always have said, and I always expect to say, that a
+ Christian who does not believe in absolute intellectual liberty is a curse
+ to mankind, and that an Infidel who does believe in absolute intellectual
+ liberty is a blessing to this world. We cannot expect all Infidels to be
+ good, nor all Christians to be bad, and we might make some mistakes even
+ if we selected these people ourselves. It is admitted by the Christians
+ that Christ made a great mistake when he selected Judas. This was a
+ mistake of over eight per cent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chaplain Newman takes pains to compare some great Christians with some
+ great Infidels. He compares Washington with Julian, and insists, I
+ suppose, that Washington was a great Christian. Certainly he is not very
+ familiar with the history of Washington, or he never would claim that he
+ was particularly distinguished in his day for what is generally known as
+ vital piety. That he went through the ordinary forms of Christianity
+ nobody disputes. That he listened to sermons without paying any particular
+ attention to them, no one will deny. Julian, of course, was somewhat
+ prejudiced against Christianity, but that he was one of the greatest men
+ of antiquity no one acquainted with the history of Rome can honestly
+ dispute. When he was made emperor he found at the palace hundreds of
+ gentlemen who acted as barbers, hair-combers, and brushers for the
+ emperor. He dismissed them all, remarking that he was able to wash
+ himself. These dismissed office-holders started the story that he was
+ dirty in his habits, and a minister of the nineteenth century was found
+ silly enough to believe the story. Another thing that probably got him
+ into disrepute in that day, he had no private chaplains. As a matter of
+ fact, Julian was forced to pretend that he was a Christian in order to
+ save his life. The Christians of that day were of such a loving nature
+ that any man who differed with them was forced to either fall a victim to
+ their ferocity or seek safety in subterfuge. The real crime that Julian
+ committed, and the only one that has burned itself into the very heart and
+ conscience of the Christian world, is, that he transferred the revenues of
+ the Christian churches to heathen priests. Whoever stands between a priest
+ and his salary will find that he has committed the unpardonable sin
+ commonly known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This gentleman also compares Luther with Voltaire. If he will read the
+ life of Luther by Lord Brougham, he will find that in his ordinary
+ conversation he was exceedingly low and vulgar, and that no respectable
+ English publisher could be found who would soil paper with the
+ translation. If he will take the pains to read an essay by Macaulay, he
+ will find that twenty years after the death of Luther there were more
+ Catholics than when he was born. And that twenty years after the death of
+ Voltaire there were millions less than when he was born. If he will take
+ just a few moments to think, he will find that the last victory of
+ Protestantism was in Holland; that there has never been one since, and
+ will never be another. If he would really like to think, and enjoy for a
+ few moments the luxury of having an idea, let him ponder for a little
+ while over the instructive fact that languages having their root in the
+ Latin have generally been spoken in Catholic countries, and that those
+ languages having their root in the ancient German are now mostly spoken by
+ people of Protestant proclivities. It may occur to him, after thinking of
+ this a while, that there is something deeper in the question than he has
+ as yet perceived. Luther's last victory, as I said before, was in Holland;
+ but the victory of Voltaire goes on from day to day. Protestantism is not
+ holding its own with Catholicism, even in the United States. I saw the
+ other day the statistics, I believe, of the city of Chicago, showing that,
+ while the city had increased two or three hundred per cent., Protestantism
+ had lagged behind at the rate of twelve per cent. I am willing for one, to
+ have the whole question depend upon a comparison of the worth and work of
+ Voltaire and Luther. It may be, too, that the gentleman forgot to tell us
+ that Luther himself gave consent to a person high in office to have two
+ wives, but prudently suggested to him that he had better keep it as still
+ as possible. Luther was, also, a believer in a personal Devil. He thought
+ that deformed children had been begotten by an evil spirit. On one
+ occasion he told a mother that, in his judgment, she had better drown her
+ child; that he had no doubt that the Devil was its father. This same
+ Luther made this observation: "Universal toleration is universal error,
+ and universal error is universal hell." From this you will see that he was
+ an exceedingly good man, but mistaken upon many questions. So, too, he
+ laughed at the Copernican system, and wanted to know if those fool
+ astronomers could undo the work of God. He probably knew as little about
+ science as the reverend gentleman does about history.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Does he compare any other Infidels with Christians?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Oh, yes; he compares Lord Bacon with Diderot. I have never
+ claimed that Diderot was a saint. I have simply insisted that he was a
+ great man; that he was grand enough to say that "incredulity is the
+ beginning of philosophy;" that he had sense enough to know that the God
+ described by the Catholics and Protestants of his day was simply an
+ impossible monster; and that he also had the brain to see that the little
+ selfish heaven occupied by a few monks and nuns and idiots they had
+ fleeced, was hardly worth going to; in other words, that he was a man of
+ common sense, greatly in advance of his time, and that he did what he
+ could to increase the sum of human enjoyment to the end that there might
+ be more happiness in this world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The gentleman compares him with Lord Bacon, and yet, if he will read the
+ trials of that day&mdash;I think in the year 1620&mdash;he will find that
+ the Christian Lord Bacon, the pious Lord Bacon, was charged with receiving
+ pay for his opinions, and, in some instances, pay from both sides; that
+ the Christian Lord Bacon, at first upon his honor as a Christian lord,
+ denied the whole business; that afterward the Christian Lord Bacon, upon
+ his honor as a Christian lord, admitted the truth of the whole business,
+ and that, therefore, the Christian Lord Bacon was convicted and sentenced
+ to pay a fine of forty thousand pounds, and rendered infamous and
+ incapable of holding any office. Now, understand me, I do not think Bacon
+ took bribes because he was a Christian, because there have been many
+ Christian judges perfectly honest; but, if the statement of the reverend
+ gentlemen of New York is true, his being a Christian did not prevent his
+ taking bribes. And right here allow me to thank the gentleman with all my
+ heart for having spoken of Lord Bacon in this connection. I have always
+ admired the genius of Bacon, and have always thought of his fall with an
+ aching heart, and would not now have spoken of his crime had not his
+ character been flung in my face by a gentleman who asks his God to kill me
+ for having expressed my honest thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same gentleman compares Newton with Spinoza. In the first place, there
+ is no ground of parallel. Newton was a very great man and a very justly
+ celebrated mathematician. As a matter of fact, he is not celebrated for
+ having discovered the law of gravitation. That was known for thousands of
+ years before he was born; and if the reverend gentleman would read a
+ little more he would find that Newton's discovery was not that there is
+ such a law as gravitation, but that bodies attract each other "with a
+ force proportional directly to the quantity of matter they contain, and
+ inversely to the squares of their distances." I do not think he made the
+ discoveries on account of his Christianity. Laplace was certainly in many
+ respects as great a mathematician and astronomer, but he was not a
+ Christian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Descartes was certainly not much inferior to Newton as a mathematician,
+ and thousands insist that he was his superior; yet he was not a Christian.
+ Euclid, if I remember right, was not a Christian, and yet he had quite a
+ turn for mathematics. As a matter of fact, Christianity got its idea of
+ algebra from the Mohammedans, and, without algebra, astronomical knowledge
+ of to-day would have been impossible. Christianity did not even invent
+ figures. We got those from the Arabs. The very word "algebra" is Arabic.
+ The decimal system, I believe, however, was due to a German, but whether
+ he was a Christian or not, I do not know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We find that the Chinese calculated eclipses long before Christ was born;
+ and, exactness being the rule at that time, there is an account of two
+ astronomers having been beheaded for failing to tell the coming of an
+ eclipse to the minute; yet they were not Christians. There is another fact
+ connected with Newton, and that is that he wrote a commentary on the Book
+ of Revelation. The probability is that a sillier commentary was never
+ written. It was so perfectly absurd and laughable that some one&mdash;I
+ believe it was Voltaire&mdash;said that while Newton had excited the envy
+ of the intellectual world by his mathematical accomplishments, it had
+ gotten even with him the moment his commentaries were published. Spinoza
+ was not a mathematician, particularly. He was a metaphysician, an honest
+ thinker, whose influence is felt, and will be felt so long as these great
+ questions have the slightest interest for the human brain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He also compares Chalmers with Hume. Chalmers gained his notoriety from
+ preaching what are known as the astronomical sermons, and, I suppose, was
+ quite a preacher in his day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Hume was a thinker, and his works will live for ages after Mr.
+ Chalmers' sermons will have been forgotten. Mr. Chalmers has never been
+ prominent enough to have been well known by many people. He may have been
+ an exceedingly good man, and derived, during his life, great consolation
+ from a belief in the damnation of infants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Newman also compares Wesley with Thomas Paine. When Thomas Paine was
+ in favor of human liberty, Wesley was against it. Thomas Paine wrote a
+ pamphlet called "Common Sense," urging the colonies to separate themselves
+ from Great Britain. Wesley wrote a treatise on the other side. He was the
+ enemy of human liberty; and if his advice could have been followed we
+ would have been the colonies of Great Britain still. We never would have
+ had a President in need of a private chaplain. Mr. Wesley had not a
+ scientific mind. He preached a sermon once on the cause and cure of
+ earthquakes, taking the ground that earthquakes were caused by sins, and
+ that the only way to stop them was to believe on the Lord Jesus Christ. He
+ also laid down some excellent rules for rearing children, that is, from a
+ Methodist standpoint. His rules amounted to about this:
+ </p>
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+ <i>First</i>. Never give them what they want.
+ <i>Second</i>. Never give them what you intend to give them, at the time
+ they want it.
+ <i>Third</i>. Break their wills at the earliest possible moment.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Wesley made every family an inquisition, every father and mother
+ inquisitors, and all the children helpless victims. One of his homes would
+ give an exceedingly vivid idea of hell. At the same time, Mr. Wesley was a
+ believer in witches and wizards, and knew all about the Devil. At his
+ request God performed many miracles. On several occasions he cured his
+ horse of lameness. On others, dissipated Mr. Wesley's headaches. Now and
+ then he put off rain on account of a camp meeting, and at other times
+ stopped the wind blowing at the special request of Mr. Wesley. I have no
+ doubt that Mr. Wesley was honest in all this,&mdash;just as honest as he
+ was mistaken. And I also admit that he was the founder of a church that
+ does extremely well in new countries, and that thousands of Methodists
+ have been exceedingly good men. But I deny that he ever did anything for
+ human liberty. While Mr. Wesley was fighting the Devil and giving his
+ experience with witches and wizards, Thomas Paine helped to found a free
+ nation, helped to enrich the air with another flag. Wesley was right on
+ one thing, though. He was opposed to slavery, and, I believe, called it
+ the sum of all villainies. I have always been obliged to him for that. I
+ do not think he said it because he was a Methodist; but Methodism, as he
+ understood it, did not prevent his saying it, and Methodism as others
+ understood it, did not prevent men from being slaveholders, did not
+ prevent them from selling babes from mothers, and in the name of God
+ beating the naked back of toil. I think, on the whole, Paine did more for
+ the world than Mr. Wesley. The difference between an average Methodist and
+ an average Episcopalian is not worth quarreling about. But the difference
+ between a man who believes in despotism and one who believes in liberty is
+ almost infinite. Wesley changed Episcopalians into Methodists; Paine
+ turned lickspittles into men. Let it be understood, once for all, that I
+ have never claimed that Paine was perfect. I was very glad that the
+ reverend gentleman admitted that he was a patriot and the foe of tyrants;
+ that he sympathized with the oppressed, and befriended the helpless; that
+ he favored religious toleration, and that he weakened the power of the
+ Catholic Church. I am glad that he made these admissions. Whenever it can
+ be truthfully said of a man that he loved his country, hated tyranny,
+ sympathized with the oppressed, and befriended the helpless, nothing more
+ is necessary. If God can afford to damn such a man, such a man can afford
+ to be damned. While Paine was the foe of tyrants, Christians were the
+ tyrants. When he sympathized with the oppressed, the oppressed were the
+ victims of Christians. When he befriended the helpless, the helpless were
+ the victims of Christians. Paine never founded an inquisition; never
+ tortured a human being; never hoped that anybody's tongue would be
+ paralyzed, and was always opposed to private chaplains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It might be well for the reverend gentleman to continue his comparisons,
+ and find eminent Christians to put, for instance, along with Humboldt, the
+ Shakespeare of science; somebody by the side of Darwin, as a naturalist;
+ some gentleman in England to stand with Tyndall, or Huxley; some Christian
+ German to stand with Haeckel and Helmholtz. May be he knows some Christian
+ statesman that he would compare with Gambetta. I would advise him to
+ continue his parallels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say of the Rev. Dr. Fulton?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Rev. Dr. Fulton is a great friend of mine. I am
+ extremely sorry to find that he still believes in a personal Devil, and I
+ greatly regret that he imagines that this Devil has so much power that he
+ can take possession of a human being and deprive God of their services. It
+ is in sorrow and not in anger, that I find that he still believes in this
+ ancient superstition. I also regret that he imagines that I am leading
+ young men to eternal ruin. It occurs to me that if there is an infinite
+ God, he ought not to allow anybody to lead young men to eternal ruin. If
+ anything I have said, or am going to say, has a tendency to lead young men
+ to eternal ruin, I hope that if there is a God with the power to prevent
+ me, that he will use it. Dr. Fulton admits that in politics I am on the
+ right side. I presume he makes this concession because he is a Republican.
+ I am in favor of universal education, of absolute intellectual liberty. I
+ am in favor, also, of equal rights to all. As I have said before we have
+ spent millions and millions of dollars and rivers of blood to free the
+ bodies of men; in other words, we have been freeing the cages. My
+ proposition now is to give a little liberty to the birds. I am not willing
+ to stop where a man can simply reap the fruit of his hand. I wish him,
+ also, to enjoy the liberty of his brain. I am not against any truth in the
+ New Testament. I did say that I objected to religion because it made
+ enemies and not friends. The Rev. Dr. says that is one reason why he likes
+ religion. Dr. Fulton tells me that the Bible is the gift of God to man. He
+ also tells me that the Bible is true, and that God is its author. If the
+ Bible is true and God is its author, then God was in favor of slavery four
+ thousand years ago. He was also in favor of polygamy and religious
+ intolerance. In other words, four thousand years ago he occupied the exact
+ position the Devil is supposed to occupy now. If the Bible teaches
+ anything it teaches man to enslave his brother, that is to say, if his
+ brother is a heathen. The God of the Bible always hated heathens. Dr.
+ Fulton also says that the Bible is the basis of all law. Yet, if the
+ Legislature of New York would re-enact next winter the Mosaic code, the
+ members might consider themselves lucky if they were not hung upon their
+ return home. Probably Dr. Fulton thinks that had it not been for the Ten
+ Commandments, nobody would ever have thought that stealing was wrong. I
+ have always had an idea that men objected to stealing because the
+ industrious did not wish to support the idle; and I have a notion that
+ there has always been a law against murder, because a large majority of
+ people have always objected to being murdered. If he will read his Old
+ Testament with care, he will find that God violated most of his own
+ commandments&mdash;all except that "Thou shalt worship no other God before
+ me," and, may be, the commandment against work on the Sabbath day. With
+ these two exceptions I am satisfied that God himself violated all the
+ rest. He told his chosen people to rob the Gentiles; that violated the
+ commandment against stealing. He said himself that he had sent out lying
+ spirits; that certainly was a violation of another commandment. He ordered
+ soldiers to kill men, women and babes; that was a violation of another. He
+ also told them to divide the maidens among the soldiers; that was a
+ substantial violation of another. One of the commandments was that you
+ should not covet your neighbor's property. In that commandment you will
+ find that a man's wife is put on an equality with his ox. Yet his chosen
+ people were allowed not only to covet the property of the Gentiles, but to
+ take it. If Dr. Fulton will read a little more, he will find that all the
+ good laws in the Decalogue had been in force in Egypt a century before
+ Moses was born. He will find that like laws and many better ones were in
+ force in India and China, long before Moses knew what a bulrush was. If he
+ will think a little while, he will find that one of the Ten Commandments,
+ the one on the subject of graven images, was bad. The result of that was
+ that Palestine never produced a painter, or a sculptor, and that no Jew
+ became famous in art until long after the destruction of Jerusalem. A
+ commandment that robs a people of painting and statuary is not a good one.
+ The idea of the Bible being the basis of law is almost too silly to be
+ seriously refuted. I admit that I did say that Shakespeare was the
+ greatest man who ever lived; and Dr. Fulton says in regard to this
+ statement, "What foolishness!" He then proceeds to insult his audience by
+ telling them that while many of them have copies of Shakespeare's works in
+ their houses, they have not read twenty pages of them. This fact may
+ account for their attending his church and being satisfied with that
+ sermon. I do not believe to-day that Shakespeare is more influential than
+ the Bible, but what influence Shakespeare has, is for good. No man can
+ read it without having his intellectual wealth increased. When you read
+ it, it is not necessary to throw away your reason. Neither will you be
+ damned if you do not understand it. It is a book that appeals to
+ everything in the human brain. In that book can be found the wisdom of all
+ ages. Long after the Bible has passed out of existence, the name of
+ Shakespeare will lead the intellectual roster of the world. Dr. Fulton
+ says there is not one work in the Bible that teaches that slavery or
+ polygamy is right. He also states that I know it. If language has meaning&mdash;if
+ words have sense, or the power to convey thought,&mdash;what did God mean
+ when he told the Israelites to buy of the heathen round about, and that
+ the heathen should be their bondmen and bondmaids forever?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What did God mean when he said, If a man strike his servant so he dies, he
+ should not be punished, because his servant was his money? Passages like
+ these can be quoted beyond the space that any paper is willing to give.
+ Yet the Rev. Dr. Fulton denies that the Old Testament upholds slavery. I
+ would like to ask him if the Old Testament is in favor of religious
+ toleration? If God wrote the Old Testament and afterward came upon the
+ earth as Jesus Christ, and taught a new religion, and the Jews crucified
+ him, was this not in accordance with his own law, and was he not, after
+ all, the victim of himself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What about the other ministers?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I see in the <i>Herald</i> that some ten have said
+ that they would reply to me. I have selected the two, simply because they
+ came first. I think they are about as poor as any; and you know it is
+ natural to attack those who are the easiest answered. All these ministers
+ are now acting as my agents, and are doing me all the good they can by
+ saying all the bad things about me they can think of. They imagine that
+ their congregations have not grown, and they talk to them as though they
+ were living in the seventeenth instead of the nineteenth century. The
+ truth is, the pews are beyond the pulpit, and the modern sheep are now
+ protecting the shepherds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you noticed a great change in public sentiment in
+ the last three or four years?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I think there are ten times as many Infidels to- day
+ as there were ten years ago. I am amazed at the great change that has
+ taken place in public opinion. The churches are not getting along well.
+ There are hundreds and hundreds who have not had a new member in a year.
+ The young men are not satisfied with the old ideas. They find that the
+ church, after all, is opposed to learning; that it is the enemy of
+ progress; that it says to every young man, "Go slow. Don't allow your
+ knowledge to puff you up. Recollect that reason is a dangerous thing. You
+ had better be a little ignorant here for the sake of being an angel
+ hereafter, than quite a smart young man and get damned at last." The
+ church warns them against Humboldt and Darwin, and tells them how much
+ nobler it is to come from mud than from monkeys; that they were made from
+ mud. Every college professor is afraid to tell what he thinks, and every
+ student detects the cowardice. The result is that the young men have lost
+ confidence in the creeds of the day and propose to do a little thinking
+ for themselves. They still have a kind of tender pity for the old folks,
+ and pretend to believe some things they do not, rather than hurt
+ grandmother's feelings. In the presence of the preachers they talk about
+ the weather or other harmless subjects, for fear of bruising the spirit of
+ their pastor. Every minister likes to consider himself as a brave shepherd
+ leading the lambs through the green pastures and defending them at night
+ from Infidel wolves. All this he does for a certain share of the wool.
+ Others regard the church as a kind of social organization, as a good way
+ to get into society. They wish to attend sociables, drink tea, and
+ contribute for the conversion of the heathen. It is always so pleasant to
+ think that there is somebody worse than you are, whose reformation you can
+ help pay for. I find, too, that the young women are getting tired of the
+ old doctrines, and that everywhere, all over this country, the power of
+ the pulpit wanes and weakens. I find in my lectures that the applause is
+ just in proportion to the radicalism of the thought expressed. Our war was
+ a great educator, when the whole people of the North rose up grandly in
+ favor of human liberty. For many years the great question of human rights
+ was discussed from every stump. Every paper was filled with splendid
+ sentiments. An application of those doctrines&mdash;doctrines born in war&mdash;will
+ forever do away with the bondage of superstition. When man has been free
+ in body for a little time, he will become free in mind, and the man who
+ says, "I have a equal right with other men to work and reap the reward of
+ my labor," will say, "I have, also, an equal right to think and reap the
+ reward of my thought."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In old times there was a great difference between a clergyman and a
+ layman. The clergyman was educated; the peasant was ignorant. The tables
+ have been turned. The thought of the world is with the laymen. They are
+ the intellectual pioneers, the mental leaders, and the ministers are
+ following on behind, predicting failure and disaster, sighing for the good
+ old times when their word ended discussion. There is another good thing,
+ and that is the revision of the Bible. Hundreds of passages have been
+ found to be interpolations, and future revisers will find hundreds more.
+ The foundation crumbles. That book, called the basis of all law and
+ civilization, has to be civilized itself. We have outgrown it. Our laws
+ are better; our institutions grander; our objects and aims nobler and
+ higher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do many people write to you upon this subject; and what
+ spirit do they manifest?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I get a great many anonymous letters&mdash;some
+ letters in which God is asked to strike me dead, others of an exceedingly
+ insulting character, others almost idiotic, others exceedingly malicious,
+ and others insane, others written in an exceedingly good spirit, winding
+ up with the information that I must certainly be damned. Others express
+ wonder that God allowed me to live at all, and that, having made the
+ mistake, he does not instantly correct it by killing me. Others prophesy
+ that I will yet be a minister of the gospel; but, as there has never been
+ any softening of the brain in our family, I imagine that the prophecy will
+ never by fulfilled. Lately, on opening a letter and seeing that it is upon
+ this subject, and without a signature, I throw it aside without reading. I
+ have so often found them to be so grossly ignorant, insulting and
+ malicious, that as a rule I read them no more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Of the hundreds of people who call upon you nearly every
+ day to ask your help, do any of them ever discriminate against you on
+ account of your Infidelity?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No one who has asked a favor of me objects to my religion,
+ or, rather, to my lack of it. A great many people do come to me for
+ assistance of one kind or another. But I have never yet asked a man or
+ woman whether they were religious or not, to what church they belonged, or
+ any questions upon the subject. I think I have done favors for persons of
+ most denominations. It never occurs to me whether they are Christians or
+ Infidels. I do not care. Of course, I do not expect that Christians will
+ treat me the same as though I belonged to their church. I have never
+ expected it. In some instances I have been disappointed. I have some
+ excellent friends who disagree with me entirely upon the subject of
+ religion. My real opinion is that secretly they like me because I am not a
+ Christian, and those who do not like me envy the liberty I enjoy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;New York correspondent, <i>Chicago Times</i>, May 29, 1881.
+ </p>
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+ GUITEAU AND HIS CRIME.*
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+ [* Our "Royal Bob" was found by <i>The Gazette</i>, in the
+ gloaming of a delicious evening, during the past week,
+ within the open portals of his friendly residence, dedicated
+ by the gracious presence within to a simple and cordial
+ hospitality, to the charms of friendship and the freedom of
+ an abounding comradeship. With intellectual and untrammeled
+ life, a generous, wise and genial host, whoever enters finds
+ a welcome, seasoned with kindly wit and Attic humor, a
+ poetic insight and a delicious frankness which renders an
+ evening there a veritable symposium. The wayfarer who
+ passes is charmed, and he who comes frequently, goes always
+ away with delighted memories.
+
+ What matters it that we differ? such as he and his make our
+ common life the sweeter. An hour or two spent in the
+ attractive parlors of the Ingersoll homestead, amid that
+ rare group, lends a newer meaning to the idea of home and a
+ more secure beauty to the fact of family life. During the
+ past exciting three weeks Colonel Ingersoll has been a busy
+ man. He holds no office. No position could lend him an
+ additional crown and even recognition is no longer
+ necessary. But it has been well that amid the first fierce
+ fury of anger and excitement, and the subsequent more bitter
+ if not as noble outpouring of faction's suspicions and
+ innuendoes, that so manly a man, so sagacious a counsellor,
+ has been enabled to hold so positive a balance. Cabinet
+ officers, legal functionaries, detectives, citizens&mdash;all
+ have felt the wise, humane instincts, and the capacious
+ brain of this marked man affecting and influencing for this
+ fair equipoise and calmer judgment.
+
+ Conversing freely on the evening of this visit, Colonel
+ Ingersoll, in the abundance of his pleasure at the White
+ House news, submitted to be interviewed, and with the
+ following result.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. By-the-way, Colonel, you knew Guiteau slightly, we
+ believe. Are you aware that it has been attempted to show that some money
+ loaned or given him by yourself was really what he purchased the pistol
+ with?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I knew Guiteau slightly; I saw him for the first time a few
+ days after the inauguration. He wanted a consulate, and asked me to give
+ him a letter to Secretary Blaine. I refused, on the ground that I didn't
+ know him. Afterwards he wanted me to lend him twenty-five dollars, and I
+ declined. I never loaned him a dollar in the world. If I had, I should not
+ feel that I was guilty of trying to kill the President. On the principle
+ that one would hold the man guilty who had innocently loaned the money
+ with which he bought the pistol, you might convict the tailor who made his
+ clothes. If he had had no clothes he would not have gone to the depot
+ naked, and the crime would not have been committed. It is hard enough for
+ the man who did lend him the money to lose that, without losing his
+ reputation besides. Nothing can exceed the utter absurdity of what has
+ been said upon this subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How did Guiteau impress you and what have you remembered,
+ Colonel, of his efforts to reply to your lectures?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not know that Guiteau impressed me in any way. He
+ appeared like most other folks in search of a place or employment. I
+ suppose he was in need. He talked about the same as other people, and
+ claimed that I ought to help him because he was from Chicago. The second
+ time he came to see me he said that he hoped I had no prejudice against
+ him on account of what he had said about me. I told him that I never knew
+ he had said anything against me. I suppose now that he referred to what he
+ had said in his lectures. He went about the country replying to me. I have
+ seen one or two of his lectures. He used about the same arguments that Mr.
+ Black uses in his reply to my article in the <i>North American Review</i>,
+ and denounced me in about the same terms. He is undoubtedly a man who
+ firmly believes in the Old Testament, and has no doubt concerning the New.
+ I understand that he puts in most of his time now reading the Bible and
+ rebuking people who use profane language in his presence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You most certainly do not see any foundation for the
+ accusations of preachers like Sunderland, Newman and Power, <i>et al</i>,
+ that the teaching of a secular liberalism has had anything to do with the
+ shaping of Guiteau's character or the actions of his vagabond life or the
+ inciting to his murderous deeds?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think that the sermon of Mr. Power was in good
+ taste. It is utterly foolish to charge the "Stalwarts" with committing or
+ inciting the crime against the life of the President. Ministers, though,
+ as a rule, know but little of public affairs, and they always account for
+ the actions of people they do not like or agree with, by attributing to
+ them the lowest and basest motives. This is the fault of the pulpit&mdash;always
+ has been, and probably always will be. The Rev. Dr. Newman of New York,
+ tells us that the crime of Guiteau shows three things: First, that
+ ignorant men should not be allowed to vote; second, that foreigners should
+ not be allowed to vote; and third, that there should not be so much
+ religious liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It turns out, first, the Guiteau is not an ignorant man; second, that he
+ is not a foreigner; and third, that he is a Christian. Now, because an
+ intelligent American Christian tries to murder the President, this person
+ says we ought to do something with ignorant foreigners and Infidels. This
+ is about the average pulpit logic. Of course, all the ministers hate to
+ admit the Guiteau was a Christian; that he belonged to the Young Men's
+ Christian Association, or at least was generally found in their rooms;
+ that he was a follower of Moody and Sankey, and probably instrumental in
+ the salvation of a great many souls. I do not blame them for wishing to
+ get rid of this record. What I blame them for is that they are impudent
+ enough to charge the crime of Guiteau upon Infidelity. Infidels and
+ Atheists have often killed tyrants. They have often committed crimes to
+ increase the liberty of mankind; but the history of the world will not
+ show an instance where an Infidel or an Atheist has assassinated any man
+ in the interest of human slavery. Of course, I am exceedingly glad that
+ Guiteau is not an Infidel. I am glad that he believes the Bible, glad that
+ he has delivered lectures against what he calls Infidelity, and glad that
+ he has been working for years with the missionaries and evangelists of the
+ United States. He is a man of small brain, badly balanced. He believes the
+ Bible to be the word of God. He believes in the reality of heaven and
+ hell. He believes in the miraculous. He is surrounded by the supernatural,
+ and when a man throws away his reason, of course no one can tell what he
+ will do. He is liable to become a devotee or an assassin, a saint or a
+ murderer; he may die in a monastery or in a penitentiary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. According to your view, then, the species of fanaticism
+ taught in sectarian Christianity, by which Guiteau was led to assert that
+ Garfield dead would be better off then living&mdash;being in Paradise
+ &mdash;is more responsible than office seeking or political factionalism
+ for his deed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Guiteau seemed to think that the killing of the President
+ would only open the gates of Paradise to him, and that, after all, under
+ such circumstances, murder was hardly a crime. This same kind of reasoning
+ is resorted to in the pulpit to account for death. If Guiteau had
+ succeeded in killing the President, hundreds of ministers would have said,
+ "After all, it may be that the President has lost nothing; it may be that
+ our loss is his eternal gain; and although it seems cruel that Providence
+ should allow a man like him to be murdered, still, it may have been the
+ very kindest thing that could have been done for him." Guiteau reasoned in
+ this way, and probably convinced himself, judging from his own life, that
+ this world was, after all, of very little worth. We are apt to measure
+ others by ourselves. Of course, I do not think Christianity is responsible
+ for this crime. Superstition may have been, in part &mdash;probably was.
+ But no man believes in Christianity because he thinks it sanctions murder.
+ At the same time, an absolute belief in the Bible sometimes produces the
+ worst form of murder. Take that of Mr. Freeman, of Poeasset, who stabbed
+ his little daughter to the heart in accordance with what he believed to be
+ the command of God. This poor man imitated Abraham; and, for that matter,
+ Jehovah himself. There have been in the history of Christianity thousands
+ and thousands of such instances, and there will probably be many thousands
+ more that have been and will be produced by throwing away our own reason
+ and taking the word of some one else &mdash;often a word that we do not
+ understand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion as to the effect of praying for the
+ recovery of the President, and have you any confidence that prayers are
+ answered?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My opinion as to the value of prayer is well known. I take
+ it that every one who prays for the President shows at least his sympathy
+ and good will. Personally, I have no objection to anybody's praying. Those
+ who think their prayers are answered should pray. For all who honestly
+ believe this, and who honestly implore their Deity to watch over, protect,
+ and save the life of the President, I have only the kindliest feelings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be that a few will pray to be seen of men; but I suppose that most
+ people on a subject like this are honest. Personally, I have not the
+ slightest idea of the existence of the supernatural. Prayer may affect the
+ person who prays. It may put him in such a frame of mind that he can
+ better bear disappointment than if he had not prayed; but I cannot believe
+ that there is any being who hears and answers prayer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we remember the earthquakes that have devoured, the pestilences that
+ have covered the earth with corpses, and all the crimes and agonies that
+ have been inflicted upon the good and weak by the bad and strong, it does
+ not seem possible that anything can be accomplished by prayer. I do not
+ wish to hurt the feelings of anyone, but I imagine that I have a right to
+ my own opinion. If the President gets well it will be because the bullet
+ did not strike an absolutely vital part; it will be because he has been
+ well cared for; because he has had about him intelligent and skillful
+ physicians, men who understood their profession. No doubt he has received
+ great support from the universal expression of sympathy and kindness. The
+ knowledge that fifty millions of people are his friends has given him
+ nerve and hope. Some of the ministers, I see, think that God was actually
+ present and deflected the ball. Another minister tells us that the
+ President would have been assassinated in a church, but that God
+ determined not to allow so frightful a crime to be committed in so sacred
+ an edifice. All this sounds to me like perfect absurdity&mdash;simple
+ noise. Yet, I presume that those who talk in this way are good people and
+ believe what they say. Of course, they can give no reason why God did not
+ deflect the ball when Lincoln was assassinated. The truth is, the pulpit
+ first endeavors to find out the facts, and then to make a theory to fit
+ them. Whoever believes in a special providence must, of necessity, by
+ illogical and absurd; because it is impossible to make any theological
+ theory that some facts will not contradict.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Won't you give us, then, Colonel, your analysis of this
+ act, and the motives leading to it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Guiteau wanted an office and was refused. He became
+ importunate. He was, substantially, put out of the White House. He became
+ malicious. He made up his mind to be revenged. This, in my judgment, is
+ the diagnosis of his case. Since he has been in jail he has never said one
+ word about having been put out of the White House; he is lawyer enough to
+ know he must not furnish any ground for malice. He is a miserable,
+ malicious and worthless wretch, infinitely egotistical, imagines that he
+ did a great deal toward the election of Garfield, and upon being refused
+ the house a serpent of malice coiled in his heart, and he determined to be
+ revenged. That is all!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you, in any way, see any reason or foundation for the
+ severe and bitter criticisms made against the Stalwart leaders in
+ connection with this crime? As you are well known to be a friend of the
+ administration, while not unfriendly to Mr. Conkling and those acting with
+ him, would you mind giving the public your opinion on this point?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, I do not hold Arthur, Conkling and Platt
+ responsible for Guiteau's action. In the first excitement a thousand
+ unreasonable things were said; and when passion has possession of the
+ brain, suspicion is a welcome visitor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not think that any friend of the administration really believes
+ Conkling, Platt and Arthur responsible in the slightest degree. Conkling
+ wished to prevent the appointment of Robertson. The President stood by his
+ friend. One thing brought on another, Mr. Conkling petulantly resigned,
+ and made the mistake of his life. There was a good deal of feeling, but,
+ of course, no one dreamed that the wretch, Guiteau, was lying in wait for
+ the President's life. In the first place, Guiteau was on the President's
+ side, and was bitterly opposed to Conkling. Guiteau did what he did from
+ malice and personal spite. I think the sermon preached last Sunday in the
+ Campbellite Church was unwise, ill advised, and calculated to make enemies
+ instead of friends. Mr. Conkling has been beaten. He has paid for the
+ mistake he made. If he can stand it, I can; and why should there be any
+ malice on the subject? Exceedingly good men have made mistakes, and
+ afterward corrected them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it not true, Colonel Ingersoll, that the lesson of
+ this deed is to point the real and overwhelming need of re-knitting and
+ harmonizing the factions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is hardly enough faction left for "knitting." The
+ party is in harmony now. All that is necessary is to stop talking. The
+ people of this country care very little as to who holds any particular
+ office. They wish to have the Government administered in accordance with
+ certain great principles, and they leave the fields, the shops, and the
+ stores once in four years, for the purpose of attending to that business.
+ In the meantime, politicians quarrel about offices. The people go on. They
+ plow fields, they build homes, they open mines, they enrich the world,
+ they cover our country with prosperity, and enjoy the aforesaid quarrels.
+ But when the time comes, these gentlemen are forgotten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Principles take the place of politicians, and the people settle these
+ questions for themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Sunday Gazette</i>, Washington, D. C., July 24, 1881.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ DISTRICT SUFFRAGE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have heretofore incidentally expressed yourself on
+ the matter of local suffrage in the District of Columbia. Have you any
+ objections to giving your present views of the question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am still in favor of suffrage in the District. The real
+ trouble is, that before any substantial relief can be reached, there must
+ be a change in the Constitution of the United States. The mere right to
+ elect aldermen and mayors and policemen is of no great importance. It is a
+ mistake to take all political power from the citizens of the District.
+ Americans want to help rule the country. The District ought to have at
+ least one Representative in Congress, and should elect one presidential
+ elector. The people here should have a voice. They should feel that they
+ are a part of this country. They should have the right to sue in all
+ Federal courts, precisely as though they were citizens of a State. This
+ city ought to have half a million of inhabitants. Thousands would come
+ here every year from every part of the Union, were it not for the fact
+ that they do not wish to become political nothings. They think that
+ citizenship is worth something, and they preserve it by staying away from
+ Washington. This city is a "flag of truce" where wounded and dead
+ politicians congregate; the Mecca of failures, the perdition of claimants,
+ the purgatory of seekers after place, and the heaven only of those who
+ neither want nor do anything. Nothing is manufactured, no solid business
+ is done in this city, and there never will be until energetic, thrifty
+ people wish to make it their home, and they will not wish that until the
+ people of the District have something like the rights and political
+ prospects of other citizens. It is hard to see why the right to
+ representation should be taken from citizens living in the Capital of the
+ Nation. The believers in free government should believe in a free capital.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are there any valid reasons why the constitutional
+ limitations to the elective franchise in the District of Columbia should
+ not be removed by an amendment to that instrument?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I cannot imagine one. If our Government is founded upon a
+ correct principle there can be no objection urged against suffrage in the
+ District that cannot, with equal force, be urged against every part of the
+ country. If freedom is dangerous here, it is safe nowhere. If a man cannot
+ be trusted in the District, he is dangerous in the State. We do not trust
+ the place where the man happens to be; we trust the man. The people of
+ this District cannot remain in their present condition without becoming
+ dishonored. The idea of allowing themselves to be governed by
+ commissioners, in whose selection they have no part, is monstrous. The
+ people here beg, implore, request, ask, pray, beseech, intercede, crave,
+ urge, entreat, supplicate, memorialize and most humbly petition, but they
+ neither vote nor demand. They are not allowed to enter the Temple of
+ Liberty; they stay in the lobby or sit on the steps.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. They say Paris is France, because her electors or
+ citizens control that municipality. Do you foresee any danger of
+ centralization in the full enfranchisement of the citizens of Washington?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There was a time when the intelligence of France was in
+ Paris. The country was besotted, ignorant, Catholic; Paris was alive,
+ educated, Infidel, full of new theories, of passion and heroism. For two
+ hundred years Paris was an athlete chained to a corpse. The corpse was the
+ rest of France. It is different now, and the whole country is at last
+ filling with light. Besides, Paris has two millions of people. It is
+ filled with factories. It is not only the intellectual center, but the
+ center of money and business as well. Let the <i>Corps Legislatif</i> meet
+ anywhere, and Paris will continue to be in a certain splendid sense&mdash;France.
+ Nothing like that can ever happen here unless you expect Washington to
+ outstrip New York, Philadelphia and Chicago. If allowing the people of the
+ District of Columbia to vote was the only danger to the Republic, I should
+ be politically the happiest of men. I think it somewhat dangerous to
+ deprive even one American citizen of the right to govern himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would you have Government clerks and officials appointed
+ to office here given the franchise in the District? and should this, if
+ given, include the women clerks?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Citizenship should be determined here as in the States.
+ Clerks should not be allowed to vote unless their intention is to make the
+ District their home. When I make a government I shall give one vote to
+ each family. The unmarried should not be represented except by parents.
+ Let the family be the unit of representation. Give each hearthstone a
+ vote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you regard the opposition of the local clergy and
+ of the Bourbon Democracy to enfranchising the citizens of the District?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I did not know that the clergy did oppose it. If, as you
+ say, they do oppose it because they fear it will extend the liquor
+ traffic, I think their reason exceedingly stupid. You cannot make men
+ temperate by shutting up a few of the saloons and leaving others wide
+ open. Intemperance must be met with other weapons. The church ought not to
+ appeal to force. What would the clergy of Washington think should the
+ miracle of Cana be repeated in their day? Had they been in that country,
+ with their present ideas, what would they have said? After all there is a
+ great deal of philosophy in the following: "Better have the whole world
+ voluntarily drunk then sober on compulsion." Of course the Bourbons
+ object. Objecting is the business of a Bourbon. He always objects. If he
+ does not understand the question he objects because he does not, and if he
+ does understand he objects because he does. With him the reason for
+ objecting is the fact that he does.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What effect, if any, would the complete franchise to our
+ citizens have upon real estate and business in Washington?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the people here had representation according to numbers&mdash;if
+ the avenues to political preferment were open&mdash;if men here could take
+ part in the real government of the country, if they could bring with them
+ all their rights, this would be a great and splendid Capital. We ought to
+ have here a University, the best in the world, a library second to none,
+ and here should be gathered the treasures of American art. The Federal
+ Government has been infinitely economical in the direction of information.
+ I hope the time will come when our Government will give as much to educate
+ two men as to kill one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Capital</i>, Washington, D. C., December 18, 1881.
+ </p>
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+ FUNERAL OF JOHN G. MILLS AND IMMORTALITY.*
+ </h2>
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+ [* Robert G. Ingersoll rarely takes the trouble to answer
+ critics. His recent address over the dead body of his friend
+ John G. Mills has called forth a storm of denunciation from
+ nearly every pulpit in the country. The writer called at
+ the Colonel's office in New York Avenue yesterday and asked
+ him to reply to some of the points made against him.
+ Reluctantly he assented.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you seen the recent clerical strictures upon your
+ doctrines?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There are always people kind enough to send me anything
+ they have the slightest reason to think I do not care to read. They seem
+ to be animated by a missionary spirit, and apparently want to be in a
+ position when they see me in hell to exclaim: "You can't blame me. I sent
+ you all the impudent articles I saw, and if you died unconverted it was no
+ fault of mine."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Did you notice that a Washington clergyman said that the
+ very fact that you were allowed to speak at the funeral was in itself a
+ sacrilege, and that you ought to have been stopped?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I saw some such story. Of course, the clergy regard
+ marriages and funerals as the perquisites of the pulpit, and they resent
+ any interference on the part of the pews. They look at these matters from
+ a business point of view. They made the same cry against civil marriages.
+ They denied that marriage was a contract, and insisted that it was a
+ sacrament, and that it was hardly binding unless a priest had blessed it.
+ They used to bury in consecrated ground, and had marks upon the graves, so
+ that Gabriel might know the ones to waken. The clergy wish to make
+ themselves essential. They must christen the babe&mdash;this gives them
+ possession of the cradle. They must perform the ceremony of marriage
+ &mdash;this gives them possession of the family. They must pronounce the
+ funeral discourse&mdash;this gives them possession of the dead. Formerly
+ they denied baptism to the children of the unbeliever, marriage to him who
+ denied the dogmas of the church, and burial to honest men. The church
+ wishes to control the world, and wishes to sacrifice this world for the
+ next. Of course I am in favor of the utmost liberty upon all these
+ questions. When a Presbyterian dies, let a follower of John Calvin console
+ the living by setting forth the "Five Points." When a Catholic becomes
+ clay, let a priest perform such ceremonies as his creed demands, and let
+ him picture the delights of purgatory for the gratification of the living.
+ And when one dies who does not believe in any religion, having expressed a
+ wish that somebody say a few words above his remains, I see no reason why
+ such a proceeding should be stopped, and, for my part, I see no sacrilege
+ in it. Why should the reputations of the dead, and the feelings of those
+ who live, be placed at the mercy of the ministers? A man dies not having
+ been a Christian, and who, according to the Christian doctrine, is doomed
+ to eternal fire. How would an honest Christian minister console the widow
+ and the fatherless children? How would he dare to tell what he claims to
+ be truth in the presence of the living? The truth is, the Christian
+ minister in the presence of death abandons his Christianity. He dare not
+ say above the coffin, "the soul that once inhabited this body is now in
+ hell." He would be denounced as a brutal savage. Now and then a minister
+ at a funeral has been brave enough and unmannerly enough to express his
+ doctrine in all its hideousness of hate. I was told that in Chicago, many
+ years ago, a young man, member of a volunteer fire company, was killed by
+ the falling of a wall, and at the very moment the wall struck him he was
+ uttering a curse. He was a brave and splendid man. An orthodox minister
+ said above his coffin, in the presence of his mother and mourning friends,
+ that he saw no hope for the soul of that young man. The mother, who was
+ also orthodox, refused to have her boy buried with such a sermon&mdash;stopped
+ the funeral, took the corpse home, engaged a Universalist preacher, and,
+ on the next day having heard this man say that there was no place in the
+ wide universe of God without hope, and that her son would finally stand
+ among the redeemed, this mother laid her son away, put flowers upon his
+ grave, and was satisfied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say to the charge that you are preaching
+ the doctrine of despair and hopelessness, when they have the comforting
+ assurances of the Christian religion to offer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All I have to say is this: If the Christian religion is
+ true, as commonly preached&mdash;and when I speak of Christianity, I speak
+ of the orthodox Christianity of the day&mdash;if that be true, those whom
+ I have loved the best are now in torment. Those to whom I am most deeply
+ indebted are now suffering the vengeance of God. If this religion be true,
+ the future is of no value to me. I care nothing about heaven, unless the
+ ones I love and have loved are there. I know nothing about the angels. I
+ might not like them, and they might not like me. I would rather meet there
+ the ones who have loved me here&mdash;the ones who would have died for me,
+ and for whom I would have died; and if we are to be eternally divided
+ &mdash;not because we differed in our views of justice, not because we
+ differed about friendship or love or candor, or the nobility of human
+ action, but because we differed in belief about the atonement or baptism
+ or the inspiration of the Scriptures&mdash;and if some of us are to be in
+ heaven, and some in hell, then, for my part, I prefer eternal sleep. To me
+ the doctrine of annihilation is infinitely more consoling, than the
+ probable separation preached by the orthodox clergy of our time. Of
+ course, even if there be a God, I like persons that I know, better than I
+ can like him&mdash;we have more in common&mdash;I know more about them;
+ and how is it possible for me to love the infinite and unknown better than
+ the ones I know? Why not have the courage to say that if there be a God,
+ all I know about him I know by knowing myself and my friends&mdash;by
+ knowing others? And, after all, is not a noble man, is not a pure woman,
+ the finest revelation we have of God&mdash;if there be one? Of what use is
+ it to be false to ourselves? What moral quality is there in theological
+ pretence? Why should a man say that he loves God better than he does his
+ wife or his children or his brother or his sister or his warm, true
+ friend? Several ministers have objected to what I said about my friend Mr.
+ Mills, on the ground that it was not calculated to console the living. Mr.
+ Mills was not a Christian. He denied the inspiration of the Scriptures. He
+ believed that restitution was the best repentance, and that, after all,
+ sin is a mistake. He was not a believer in total depravity, or in the
+ atonement. He denied these things. He was an unbeliever. Now, let me ask,
+ what consolation could a Christian minister have given to his family? He
+ could have said to the widow and the orphans, to the brother and sister:
+ "Your husband, your father, your brother, is now in hell; dry your tears;
+ weep not for him, but try and save yourselves. He has been damned as a
+ warning to you, care no more for him, why should you weep over the grave
+ of a man whom God thinks fit only to be eternally tormented? Why should
+ you love the memory of one whom God hates?" The minister could have said:
+ "He had an opportunity&mdash;he did not take it. The life-boat was lowered&mdash;he
+ would not get in&mdash;he has been drowned, and the waves of God's wrath
+ will sweep over him forever." This is the consolation of Christianity and
+ the only honest consolation that Christianity can have for the widow and
+ orphans of an unbeliever. Suppose, however, that the Christian minister
+ has too tender a heart to tell what he believes to be the truth&mdash;then
+ he can say to the sorrowing friends: "Perhaps the man repented before he
+ died; perhaps he is not in hell, perhaps you may meet him in heaven;" and
+ this "perhaps" is a consolation not growing out of Christianity, but out
+ of the politeness of the preacher&mdash;out of paganism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not think that the Bible has consolation for those
+ who have lost their friends?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is about the Old Testament this strange fact&mdash;I
+ find in it no burial service. There is in it, I believe, from the first
+ mistake in Genesis to the last curse in Malachi, not one word said over
+ the dead as to their place and state. When Abraham died, nobody said: "He
+ is still alive&mdash;he is in another world." When the prophets passed
+ away, not one word was said as to the heaven to which they had gone. In
+ the Old Testament, Saul inquired of the witch, and Samuel rose. Samuel did
+ not pretend that he had been living, or that he was alive, but asked: "Why
+ hast thou disquieted me?" He did not pretend to have come from another
+ world. And when David speaks of his son, saying that he could not come
+ back to him, but that he, David, could go to his son, that is but saying
+ that he, too, must die. There is not in the Old Testament one hope of
+ immortality. It is expressly asserted that there is no difference between
+ the man and beast&mdash;that as the one dieth so dieth the other. There is
+ one little passage in Job which commentators have endeavored to twist into
+ a hope of immortality. Here is a book of hundreds and hundreds of pages,
+ and hundreds and hundreds of chapters&mdash;a revelation from God&mdash;and
+ in it one little passage, which, by a mistranslation, is tortured into
+ saying something about another life. And this is the Old Testament. I have
+ sometimes thought that the Jews, when slaves in Egypt, were mostly
+ occupied in building tombs for mummies, and that they became so utterly
+ disgusted with that kind of work, that the moment they founded a nation
+ for themselves they went out of the tomb business. The Egyptians were
+ believers in immortality, and spent almost their entire substance upon the
+ dead. The living were impoverished to enrich the dead. The grave absorbed
+ the wealth of Egypt. The industry of a nation was buried. Certainly the
+ Old Testament has nothing clearly in favor of immortality. In the New
+ Testament we are told about the "kingdom of heaven,"&mdash;that it is at
+ hand&mdash;and about who shall be worthy, but it is hard to tell what is
+ meant by the kingdom of heaven. The kingdom of heaven was apparently to be
+ in this world, and it was about to commence. The Devil was to be chained
+ for a thousand years, the wicked were to be burned up, and Christ and his
+ followers were to enjoy the earth. This certainly was the doctrine of Paul
+ when he says: "Behold, I show you a mystery; We shall not all <i>sleep</i>,
+ but we shall all be <i>changed</i>. In a moment, in the twinkling of an
+ eye, at the last trump; for the trumpet shall sound, and the <i>dead</i>
+ shall be <i>raised</i> incorruptible, and <i>we</i> shall be <i>changed</i>.
+ For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on
+ immortality." According to this doctrine, those who were alive were to be
+ changed, and those who had died were to be raised from the dead. Paul
+ certainly did not refer to any other world beyond this. All these things
+ were to happen here. The New Testament is made up of the fragments of many
+ religions. It is utterly inconsistent with itself; and there is not a
+ particle of evidence of the resurrection and ascension of Christ&mdash;neither
+ in the nature of things could there be. It is a thousand times more
+ probable that people were mistaken than that such things occurred. If
+ Christ really rose from the dead, he should have shown himself, not simply
+ to his disciples, but to the very men who crucified him&mdash;to Herod, to
+ the high priest, to Pilate. He should have made a triumphal entry into
+ Jerusalem after his resurrection, instead of before. He should have shown
+ himself to the Sadducees,&mdash;to those who denied the existence of
+ spirit. Take from the New Testament its doctrine of eternal pain&mdash;the
+ idea that we can please God by acts of self-denial that can do no good to
+ others&mdash;take away all its miracles, and I have no objection to all
+ the good things in it&mdash;no objection to the hope of a future life, if
+ such a hope is expressed&mdash;not the slightest. And I would not for the
+ world say anything to take from any mind a hope in which dwells the least
+ comfort, but a doctrine that dooms a large majority of mankind to eternal
+ flames ought not to be called a consolation. What I say is, that the
+ writers of the New Testament knew no more about the future state than I
+ do, and no less. The horizon of life has never been pierced. The veil
+ between time and what is called eternity, has never been raised, so far as
+ I know; and I say of the dead what all others must say if they say only
+ what they know. There is no particular consolation in a guess. Not knowing
+ what the future has in store for the human race, it is far better to
+ prophesy good than evil. It is better to hope that the night has a dawn,
+ that the sky has a star, than to build a heaven for the few, and a hell
+ for the many. It is better to leave your dead in doubt than in fire&mdash;better
+ that they should sleep in shadow than in the lurid flames of perdition.
+ And so I say, and always have said, let us hope for the best. The minister
+ asks: "What right have you to hope? It is sacrilegious in you!" But,
+ whether the clergy like it or not, I shall always express my real opinion,
+ and shall always be glad to say to those who mourn: "There is in death, as
+ I believe, nothing worse than sleep. Hope for as much better as you can.
+ Under the seven-hued arch let the dead rest." Throw away the Bible, and
+ you throw away the fear of hell, but the hope of another life remains,
+ because the hope does not depend upon a book&mdash;it depends upon the
+ heart&mdash;upon human affection. The fear, so far as this generation is
+ concerned, is born of the book, and that part of the book was born of
+ savagery. Whatever of hope is in the book is born, as I said before, of
+ human affection, and the higher our civilization the greater the
+ affection. I had rather rest my hope of something beyond the grave upon
+ the human heart, than upon what they call the Scriptures, because there I
+ find mingled with the hope of something good the threat of infinite evil.
+ Among the thistles, thorns and briers of the Bible is one pale and sickly
+ flower of hope. Among all its wild beasts and fowls, only one bird flies
+ heavenward. I prefer the hope without the thorns, without the briers,
+ thistles, hyenas, and serpents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not know that it is claimed that immortality was
+ brought to light in the New Testament, that that, in fact, was the
+ principal mission of Christ?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I know that Christians claim that the doctrine of
+ immortality was first taught in the New Testament. They also claim that
+ the highest morality was found there. Both these claims are utterly
+ without foundation. Thousands of years before Christ was born&mdash;thousands
+ of years before Moses saw the light&mdash;the doctrine of immortality was
+ preached by the priests of Osiris and Isis. Funeral discourses were
+ pronounced over the dead, ages before Abraham existed. When a man died in
+ Egypt, before he was taken across the sacred lake, he had a trial.
+ Witnesses appeared, and if he had done anything wrong, for which he had
+ not done restitution, he was not taken across the lake. The living
+ friends, in disgrace, carried the body back, and it was buried outside of
+ what might be called consecrated ground, while the ghost was supposed to
+ wander for a hundred years. Often the children of the dead would endeavor
+ to redeem the poor ghost by acts of love and kindness. When he came to the
+ spirit world there was the god Anubis, who weighed his heart in the scales
+ of eternal justice, and if the good deed preponderated he entered the
+ gates of Paradise; if the evil, he had to go back to the world, and be
+ born in the bodies of animals for the purpose of final purification. At
+ last, the good deeds would outweigh the evil, and, according to the
+ religion of Egypt, the latch-string of heaven would never be drawn in
+ until the last wanderer got home. Immortality was also taught in India,
+ and, in fact, in all the countries of antiquity. Wherever men have loved,
+ wherever they have dreamed, wherever hope has spread its wings, the idea
+ of immortality has existed. But nothing could be worse than the
+ immortality promised in the New Testament&mdash;admitting that it is so
+ promised&mdash;eternal joy side by side with eternal pain. Think of living
+ forever, knowing that countless millions are suffering eternal pain! How
+ much better it would be for God to commit suicide and let all life and
+ motion cease! Christianity has no consolation except for the Christian,
+ and if a Christian minister endeavors to console the widow of an
+ unbeliever he must resort, not to his religion, but to his sympathy&mdash;to
+ the natural promptings of the heart. He is compelled to say: "After all,
+ may be God is not so bad as we think," or, "May be your husband was better
+ than he appeared; perhaps somehow, in some way, the dear man has squeezed
+ in; he was a good husband, he was a kind father, and even if he is in
+ hell, may be he is in the temperate zone, where they have occasional
+ showers, and where, if the days are hot, the nights are reasonably cool."
+ All I ask of Christian ministers is to tell what they believe to be the
+ truth&mdash;not to borrow ideas from the pagans&mdash;not to preach the
+ mercy born of unregenerate sympathy. Let them tell their real doctrines.
+ If they will do that, they will not have much influence. If orthodox
+ Christianity is true, a large majority of the man who have made this world
+ fit to live in are now in perdition. A majority of the Revolutionary
+ soldiers have been damned. A majority of the man who fought for the
+ integrity of this Union&mdash;a majority who were starved at Libby and
+ Andersonville are now in hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you deny the immortality of the soul?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have never denied the immortality of the soul. I have
+ simply been honest. I have said: "I do not know." Long ago, in my lecture
+ on "The Ghosts," I used the following language: "The idea of immortality,
+ that like a sea has ebbed and flowed in the human heart, with its
+ countless waves of hope and fear beating against the shores and rocks of
+ time and fate, was not born of any book, nor of any creed, nor of any
+ religion. It was born of human affection, and it will continue to ebb and
+ flow beneath the mists and clouds of doubt and darkness as long as love
+ kisses the lips of death. It is the rainbow Hope, shining upon the tears
+ of grief."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Post</i>, Washington, D. C., April 30, 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ STAR ROUTE AND POLITICS.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Col. Ingersoll entertains very pronounced ideas
+ concerning President Arthur, Attorney-General Brewster and
+ divers other people, which will be found presented herewith
+ in characteristically piquant style. With his family, the
+ eloquent advocate has a cottage here, and finds brain and
+ body rest and refreshment in the tumbling waves. This noon,
+ in the height of a tremendous thunder storm, I bumped
+ against his burly figure in the roaring crest, and, after
+ the first shock had passed, determined to utilize the
+ providential coincidence. The water was warm, our clothes
+ were in the bathing houses, and comfort was more certain
+ where we were than anywhere else. The Colonel is an expert
+ swimmer and as a floater he cannot be beaten. He was
+ floating when we bumped. Spouting a pint of salt water from
+ his mouth, he nearly choked with laughter as in answer to my
+ question he said:]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ No, I do not believe there will be any more Star Route trials. There is so
+ much talk about the last one, there will not be time for another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Did you anticipate a verdict?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I did anticipate a verdict, and one of acquittal. I knew
+ that the defendants were entitled to such a verdict. I knew that the
+ Government had signally failed to prove a case. There was nothing but
+ suspicion, from which malice was inferred. The direct proof was utterly
+ unworthy of belief. The direct witness was caught with letters he had
+ forged. This one fact was enough to cover the prosecution with confusion.
+ The fact that Rerdell sat with the other defendants and reported to the
+ Government from day to day satisfied the jury as to the value of his
+ testimony, and the animus of the Department of Justice. Besides, Rerdell
+ had offered to challenge such jurors as the Government might select. He
+ handed counsel for defendants a list of four names that he wanted
+ challenged. At that time it was supposed that each defendant would be
+ allowed to challenge four jurors. Afterward the Court decided that all the
+ defendants must be considered as one party and had the right to challenge
+ four and no more. Of the four names on Rerdell's list the Government
+ challenged three and Rerdell tried to challenge the other. This was what
+ is called a coincidence. Another thing had great influence with the jury&mdash;the
+ evidence of the defendants was upon all material points so candid and so
+ natural, so devoid of all coloring, that the jury could not help
+ believing. If the people knew the evidence they would agree with the jury.
+ When we remember that there were over ten thousand star routes, it is not
+ to be wondered at that some mistakes were made&mdash;that in some
+ instances too much was paid and in others too little.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What has been the attitude of President Arthur?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We asked nothing from the President. We wanted no help from
+ him. We expected that he would take no part&mdash;that he would simply
+ allow the matter to be settled by the court in the usual way. I think that
+ he made one very serious mistake. He removed officers on false charges
+ without giving them a hearing. He deposed Marshal Henry because somebody
+ said that he was the friend of the defendants. Henry was a good officer
+ and an honest man. The President removed Ainger for the same reason. This
+ was a mistake. Ainger should have been heard. There is always time to do
+ justice. No day is too short for justice, and eternity is not long enough
+ to commit a wrong. It was thought that the community could be terrorized:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>First</i>. The President dismissed Henry and Ainger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Second</i>. The Attorney-General wrote a letter denouncing the
+ defendants as thieves and robbers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Third</i>. Other letters from Bliss and MacVeagh were published.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Fourth</i>. Dixon, the foreman of the first jury, was indicted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Fifth</i>. Members of the first jury voting "guilty" were in various
+ ways rewarded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Sixth</i>. Bargains were made with Boone and Rerdell. The cases against
+ Boone were to be dismissed and Rerdell was promised immunity. Under these
+ circumstances the second trial commenced. But of all the people in this
+ country the citizens of Washington care least for Presidents and members
+ of the Cabinets. They know what these officers are made of. They know that
+ they are simply folks&mdash;that they do not hold office forever&mdash;that
+ the Jupiters of to-day are often the pygmies of to-morrow. They have seen
+ too many people come in with trumpets and flags and go out with hisses and
+ rags to be overawed by the deities of a day. They have seen Lincoln and
+ they are not to be frightened by his successors. Arthur took part to the
+ extent of turning out men suspected of being friendly to the defence.
+ Arthur was in a difficult place. He was understood to be the friend of
+ Dorsey and, of course, had to do something. Nothing is more dangerous than
+ a friend in power. He is obliged to show that he is impartial, and it
+ always takes a good deal of injustice to establish a reputation for
+ fairness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Was there any ground to expect aid or any different
+ action on Arthur's part?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All we expected was that Arthur would do as the soldier
+ wanted the Lord to do at New Orleans&mdash;"Just take neither side."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why did not Brewster speak?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Court would not allow two closings. The Attorney-
+ General did not care to speak in the "middle." He wished to close, and as
+ he could not do that without putting Mr. Merrick out, he concluded to
+ remain silent. The defendants had no objection to his speaking, but they
+ objected to two closing arguments for the Government, and the Court
+ decided they were right. Of course, I understand nothing about the way in
+ which the attorneys for the prosecution arranged their difficulties. That
+ was nothing to me; neither do I care what money they received&mdash;all
+ that is for the next Congress. It is not for me to speak of those
+ questions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will there be other trials?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think not. It does not seem likely that other attorneys
+ will want to try, and the old ones have. My opinion is that we have had
+ the last of the Star Route trials. It was claimed that the one tried was
+ the strongest. If this is so the rest had better be dismissed. I think the
+ people are tired of the whole business. It now seems probable that all the
+ time for the next few years will be taken up in telling about the case
+ that was tried. I see that Cook is telling about MacVeagh and James and
+ Brewster and Bliss; Walsh is giving his opinion of Kellogg and Foster;
+ Bliss is saying a few words about Cook and Gibson; Brewster is telling
+ what Bliss told him; Gibson will have his say about Garfield and MacVeagh,
+ and it now seems probable that we shall get the bottom facts about the
+ other jury&mdash;the actions of Messrs. Hoover, Bowen, Brewster Cameron
+ and others. Personally I have no interest in the business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How does the next campaign look?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Republicans are making all the mistakes they can, and
+ the only question now is, Can the Democrats make more? The tariff will be
+ one of the great questions, and may be the only one except success. The
+ Democrats are on both sides of the question. They hate to give up the word
+ "only." Only for that word they might have succeeded in 1880. If they can
+ let "only" alone, and say they want "a tariff for revenue" they will do
+ better. The fact is the people are not in favor of free trade, neither do
+ they want a tariff high enough to crush a class, but they do want a tariff
+ to raise a revenue and to protect our industries. I am for protection
+ because it diversifies industries and develops brain&mdash;allows us to
+ utilize all the muscle and brain we have. A party attacking the
+ manufacturing interests of this country will fail. There are too many
+ millions of dollars invested and too many millions of people interested.
+ The country is becoming alike interested in this question. We are no
+ longer divided, as in slavery times, into manufacturing and agricultural
+ districts or sections. Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana and Texas
+ have manufacturing interests. And the Western States believe in the
+ protection of their industries. The American people have a genius for
+ manufacturing, a genius for invention. We are not the greatest painters or
+ sculptors or scientists, but we are without doubt the greatest inventors.
+ If we were all engaged in one business we would become stupid.
+ Agricultural countries produce great wealth, but are never rich. To get
+ rich it is necessary to mix thought with labor. To raise the raw material
+ is a question of strength; to manufacture, to put it in useful and
+ beautiful forms, is a question of mind. There is a vast difference between
+ the value of, say, a milestone and a statue, and yet the labor expended in
+ getting the raw material is about the same. The point, after all, is this:
+ First, we must have revenue; second, shall we get this by direct taxation
+ or shall we tax imports and at the same time protect American labor? The
+ party that advocates reasonable protection will succeed.*
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* At this point, with far away peals of thunder, the storm
+ ceased, the sun reappeared and a vault of heavenly blue
+ swung overhead. "Let us get out," said Colonel Ingersoll.
+ Suiting the action to the word, the Colonel struck out
+ lustily for the beach, on which, hard as a rock and firm as
+ flint, he soon planted his sturdy form. And as he lumbered
+ across the sand to the side door of his comfortable cottage,
+ some three hundred feet from the surf, the necessarily
+ suggested contrast between Ingersoll in court and Ingersoll
+ in soaked flannels was illustrated with forcible comicality.
+ Half an hour later he was found in the cozy library puffing
+ a high flavored Havana, and listening to home-made music of
+ delicious quality. Ingersoll at home is pleasant to
+ contemplate. His sense of personal freedom is there aptly
+ pictured. Loving wife and affectionate daughters form, with
+ happy-faced and genial-hearted father, a model circle into
+ which friends deem it a privilege to enter and a pleasure to
+ remain.
+
+ Continuing the conversation, ]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In view of all this, where do you think the presidential
+ candidate will come from?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. From the West.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The South and East must compromise. Both can trust the
+ West. The West represents the whole country. There is no provincialism in
+ the West. The West is not old enough to have the prejudice of section; it
+ is too prosperous to have hatred, too great to feel envy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You do not seem to think that Arthur has a chance?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No Vice-President was ever made President by the people. It
+ is natural to resent the accident that gave the Vice-President the place.
+ They regard the Vice-President as children do a stepmother. He is looked
+ upon as temporary&mdash;a device to save the election&mdash;a something to
+ stop a gap&mdash;a lighter&mdash;a political raft. He holds the horse
+ until another rider is found. People do not wish death to suggest nominees
+ for the presidency. I do not believe it will be possible for Mr. Arthur,
+ no matter how well he acts, to overcome this feeling. The people like a
+ new man. There is some excitement in the campaign, and besides they can
+ have the luxury of believing that the new man is a great man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not think Arthur has grown and is a greater man
+ than when he was elected?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Arthur was placed in very trying circumstances, and, I
+ think, behaved with great discretion. But he was Vice-President, and that
+ is a vice that people will not pardon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you regard the situation in Ohio?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I hear that the Republicans are attacking Hoadly, saying
+ that he is an Infidel. I know nothing about Mr. Hoadly's theological
+ sentiments, but he certainly has the right to have and express his own
+ views. If the Republicans of Ohio have made up their minds to disfranchise
+ the Liberals, the sooner they are beaten the better. Why should the
+ Republican party be so particular about religious belief? Was Lincoln an
+ orthodox Christian? Were the founders of the party&mdash;the men who gave
+ it heart and brain&mdash;conspicuous for piety? Were the abolitionists all
+ believers in the inspiration of the Bible? Is Judge Hoadly to be attacked
+ because he exercises the liberty that he gives to others? Has not the
+ Republican party trouble enough with the spirituous to let the spiritual
+ alone? If the religious issue is made, I hope that the party making it
+ will be defeated. I know nothing about the effect of the recent decision
+ of the Supreme Court of Ohio. It is a very curious decision and seems to
+ avoid the Constitution with neatness and despatch. The decision seems to
+ rest on the difference between the words tax and license&mdash;<i>I. e.</i>,
+ between allowing a man to sell whiskey for a tax of one hundred dollars or
+ giving him a license to sell whiskey and charging him one hundred dollars.
+ In this, the difference is in the law instead of the money. So far all the
+ prohibitory legislation on the liquor question has been a failure. Beer is
+ victorious, and Gambrinus now has Olympus all to himself. On his side is
+ the "bail"&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But who will win?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The present indications are favorable to Judge Hoadly. It
+ is an off year. The Ohio leaders on one side are not in perfect harmony.
+ The Germans are afraid, and they generally vote the Democratic ticket when
+ in doubt. The effort to enforce the Sunday law, to close the gardens, to
+ make one day in the week desolate and doleful, will give the Republicans a
+ great deal of hard work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How about Illinois?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Republican always. The Supreme Court of Illinois has just
+ made a good decision. That Court decided that a contract made on Sunday
+ can be enforced. In other words, that Sunday is not holy enough to
+ sanctify fraud. You can rely on a State with a Court like that. There is
+ very little rivalry in Illinois. I think that General Oglesby will be the
+ next Governor. He is one of the best men in that State or any other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What about Indiana?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In that State I think General Gresham is the coming man. He
+ was a brave soldier, an able, honest judge, and he will fill with honor
+ any position he may be placed in. He is an excellent lawyer, and has as
+ much will as was ever put in one man. McDonald is the most available man
+ for the Democrats. He is safe and in every respect reliable. He is without
+ doubt the most popular man in his party.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Well, Colonel, what are you up to?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nothing. I am surrounded by sand, sea and sky. I listen to
+ music, bathe in the surf and enjoy myself. I am wondering why people take
+ interest in politics; why anybody cares about anything; why everybody is
+ not contented; why people want to climb the greased pole of office and
+ then dodge the brickbats of enemies and rivals; why any man wishes to be
+ President, or a member of Congress, or in the Cabinet, or do anything
+ except to live with the ones he loves, and enjoy twenty-four hours every
+ day. I wonder why all New York does not come to Long Beach and hear
+ Schreiner's Band play the music of Wagner, the greatest of all composers.
+ Finally, in the language of Walt Whitman, "I loaf and invite my soul."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Herald</i>, New York, July 1, 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE INTERVIEWER.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of newspaper interviewing?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe that James Redpath claims to have invented the
+ "interview." This system opens all doors, does away with political
+ pretence, batters down the fortifications of dignity and official
+ importance, pulls masks from solemn faces, compels everybody to show his
+ hand. The interviewer seems to be omnipresent. He is the next man after
+ the accident. If a man should be blown up he would likely fall on an
+ interviewer. He is the universal interrogation point. He asks questions
+ for a living. If the interviewer is fair and honest he is useful, if the
+ other way, he is still interesting. On the whole, I regard the interviewer
+ as an exceedingly important person. But whether he is good or bad, he has
+ come to stay. He will interview us until we die, and then ask the
+ "friends" a few questions just to round the subject off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the tendency of newspapers is at
+ present?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The papers of the future, I think, will be "news" papers.
+ The editorial is getting shorter and shorter. The paragraphist is taking
+ the place of the heavy man. People rather form their own opinions from the
+ facts. Of course good articles will always find readers, but the dreary,
+ doleful, philosophical dissertation has had its day. The magazines will
+ fall heir to such articles; then religious weeklies will take them up, and
+ then they will cease altogether.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the people lead the newspapers, or do the
+ newspapers lead them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The papers lead and are led. Most papers have for sale what
+ people want to buy. As a rule the people who buy determine the character
+ of the thing sold. The reading public grow more discriminating every year,
+ and, as a result, are less and less "led." Violent papers&mdash;those that
+ most freely attack private character&mdash;are becoming less hurtful,
+ because they are losing their own reputations. Evil tends to correct
+ itself. People do not believe all they read, and there is a growing
+ tendency to wait and hear from the other side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do newspapers to-day exercise as much influence as they
+ did twenty-five years ago?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. More, by the facts published, and less, by editorials. As
+ we become more civilized we are governed less by persons and more by
+ principles&mdash;less by faith and more by fact. The best of all leaders
+ is the man who teaches people to lead themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What would you define public opinion to be?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. First, in the widest sense, the opinion of the majority,
+ including all kinds of people. Second, in a narrower sense, the opinion of
+ the majority of the intellectual. Third, in actual practice, the opinion
+ of those who make the most noise. Fourth, public opinion is generally a
+ mistake, which history records and posterity repeats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you regard as the result of your lectures?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the last fifteen years I have delivered several hundred
+ lectures. The world is growing more and more liberal every day. The man
+ who is now considered orthodox, a few years ago would have been denounced
+ as an Infidel. People are thinking more and believing less. The pulpit is
+ losing influence. In the light of modern discovery the creeds are growing
+ laughable. A theologian is an intellectual mummy, and excites attention
+ only as a curiosity. Supernatural religion has outlived its usefulness.
+ The miracles and wonders of the ancients will soon occupy the same tent.
+ Jonah and Jack the Giant Killer, Joshua and Red Riding Hood, Noah and
+ Neptune, will all go into the collection of the famous Mother Hubbard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Morning Journal</i>, New York, July 3, 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0028" id="link0028">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICS AND PROHIBITION.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the result in Ohio?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In Ohio prohibition did more harm to the Republican chances
+ than anything else. The Germans hold the Republicans responsible. The
+ German people believe in personal liberty. They came to America to get it,
+ and they regard any interference in the manner or quantity of their food
+ and drink as an invasion of personal rights. They claim they are not
+ questions to be regulated by law, and I agree with them. I believe that
+ people will finally learn to use spirits temperately and without abuse,
+ but teetotalism is intemperance in itself, which breeds resistance, and
+ without destroying the rivulet of the appetite only dams it and makes it
+ liable to break out at any moment. You can prevent a man from stealing by
+ tying his hands behind him, but you cannot make him honest. Prohibition
+ breeds too many spies and informers, and makes neighbors afraid of each
+ other. It kills hospitality. Again, the Republican party in Ohio is
+ endeavoring to have Sunday sanctified by the Legislature. The working
+ people want freedom on Sunday. They wish to enjoy themselves, and all laws
+ now making to prevent innocent amusement, beget a spirit of resentment
+ among the common people. I feel like resenting all such laws, and unless
+ the Republican party reforms in that particular, it ought to be defeated.
+ I regard those two things as the principal causes of the Republican
+ party's defeat in Ohio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe that the Democratic success was due to the
+ possession of reverse principles?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think that the Democratic party is in favor of
+ liberty of thought and action in these two regards, from principle, but
+ rather from policy. Finding the course pursued by the Republicans
+ unpopular, they adopted the opposite mode, and their success is a proof of
+ the truth of what I contend. One great trouble in the Republican party is
+ bigotry. The pulpit is always trying to take charge. The same thing exists
+ in the Democratic party to a less degree. The great trouble here is that
+ its worst element&mdash;Catholicism &mdash;is endeavoring to get control.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What causes operated for the Republican success in Iowa?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Iowa is a prohibition State and almost any law on earth as
+ against anything to drink, can be carried there. There are no large cities
+ in the State and it is much easier to govern, but even there the
+ prohibition law is bound to be a failure. It will breed deceit and
+ hypocrisy, and in the long run the influence will be bad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will these two considerations cut any figure in the
+ presidential campaign of 1884?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The party, as a party, will have nothing to do with these
+ questions. These matters are local. Whether the Republicans are successful
+ will depend more upon the country's prosperity. If things should be
+ generally in pretty good shape in 1884, the people will allow the party to
+ remain in power. Changes of administration depend a great deal on the
+ feeling of the country. If crops are bad and money is tight, the people
+ blame the administration, whether it is responsible or not. If a ship
+ going down the river strikes a snag, or encounters a storm, a cry goes up
+ against the captain. It may not have been his fault, but he is blamed, all
+ the same, and the passengers at once clamor for another captain. So it is
+ in politics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If nothing interferes between this and 1884, the Republican party will
+ continue. Otherwise it will be otherwise. But the principle of prosperity
+ as applied to administrative change is strong. If the panic of 1873 had
+ occurred in 1876 there would have been no occasion for a commission to sit
+ on Tilden. If it had struck us in 1880, Hancock would have been elected.
+ Neither result would have its occasion in the superiority of the
+ Democratic party, but in the belief that the Republican party was in some
+ vague way blamable for the condition of things, and there should be a
+ change. The Republican party is not as strong as it used to be. The old
+ leaders have dropped out and no persons have yet taken their places.
+ Blaine has dropped out, and is now writing a book. Conkling dropped out
+ and is now practicing law, and so I might go on enumerating leaders who
+ have severed their connection with the party and are no longer identified
+ with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion regarding the Republican nomination
+ for President?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My belief is that the Republicans will have to nominate
+ some man who has not been conspicuous in any faction, and upon whom all
+ can unite. As a consequence he must be a new man. The Democrats must do
+ the same. They must nominate a new man. The old ones have been defeated so
+ often that they start handicapped with their own histories, and failure in
+ the past is very poor raw material out of which to manufacture faith for
+ the future. My own judgment is that for the Democrats, McDonald is as
+ strong a man as they can get. He is a man of most excellent sense and
+ would be regarded as a safe man. Tilden? He is dead, and he occupies no
+ stronger place in the general heart than a graven image. With no
+ magnetism, he has nothing save his smartness to recommend him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are your views, generally expressed, on the tariff?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There are a great many Democrats for protection and a great
+ many for so-called free trade. I think the large majority of American
+ people favor a reasonable tariff for raising our revenue and protecting
+ our manufactures. I do not believe in tariff for revenue only, but for
+ revenue and protection. The Democrats would have carried the country had
+ they combined revenue and incidental protection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are they rectifying the error now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe they are, already. They will do it next fall. If
+ they do not put it in their platform they will embody it in their
+ speeches. I do not regard the tariff as a local, but a national issue,
+ notwithstanding Hancock inclined to the belief that it was the former.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Times</i>, Chicago, Illinois, October 13, 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0029" id="link0029">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE REPUBLICAN DEFEAT IN OHIO.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your explanation of the Republican disaster last
+ Tuesday?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Too much praying and not enough paying, is my explanation
+ of the Republican defeat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>First</i>. I think the attempt to pass the Prohibition Amendment lost
+ thousands of votes. The people of this country, no matter how much they
+ may deplore the evils of intemperance, are not yet willing to set on foot
+ a system of spying into each other's affairs. They know that prohibition
+ would need thousands of officers&mdash;that it would breed informers and
+ spies and peekers and skulkers by the hundred in every county. They know
+ that laws do not of themselves make good people. Good people make good
+ laws. Americans do not wish to be temperate upon compulsion. The spirit
+ that resents interference in these matters is the same spirit that made
+ and keeps this a free country. All this crusade and prayer-meeting
+ business will not do in politics. We must depend upon the countless
+ influences of civilization, upon science, art, music&mdash;upon the
+ softening influences of kindness and argument. As life becomes valuable
+ people will take care of it. Temperance upon compulsion destroys something
+ more valuable than itself&mdash;liberty. I am for the largest liberty in
+ all things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Second</i>. The Prohibitionists, in my opinion, traded with Democrats.
+ The Democrats were smart enough to know that prohibition could not carry,
+ and that they could safely trade. The Prohibitionists were insane enough
+ to vote for their worst enemies, just for the sake of polling a large vote
+ for prohibition, and were fooled as usual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Thirdly</i>. Certain personal hatreds of certain Republican
+ politicians. These were the causes which led to Republican defeat in Ohio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will it necessitate the nomination of an Ohio Republican
+ next year?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think so. Defeat is apt to breed dissension, and
+ on account of that dissension the party will have to take a man from some
+ other State. One politician will say to another, "You did it," and another
+ will reply, "You are the man who ruined the party." I think we have given
+ Ohio her share; certainly she has given us ours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will this reverse seriously affect Republican chances
+ next year?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the country is prosperous next year, if the crops are
+ good, if prices are fair, if Pittsburg is covered with smoke, if the song
+ of the spindle is heard in Lowell, if stocks are healthy, the Republicans
+ will again succeed. If the reverse as to crops and forges and spindles,
+ then the Democrats will win. It is a question of "chich-bugs," and floods
+ and drouths.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Who, in your judgment, would be the strongest man the
+ Republicans could put up?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Last year I thought General Sherman, but he has gone to
+ Missouri, and now I am looking around. The first day I find out I will
+ telegraph you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Democrat</i>, Dayton, Ohio, October 15, 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE CIVIL RIGHTS BILL.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the recent opinion of the Supreme
+ Court touching the rights of the colored man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think it is all wrong. The intention of the framers of
+ the amendment, by virtue of which the law was passed, was that no
+ distinction should be made in inns, in hotels, cars, or in theatres; in
+ short, in public places, on account of color, race, or previous condition.
+ The object of the men who framed that amendment to the Constitution was
+ perfectly clear, perfectly well known, perfectly understood. They intended
+ to secure, by an amendment to the fundamental law, what had been fought
+ for by hundreds of thousands of men. They knew that the institution of
+ slavery had cost rebellion; the also knew that the spirit of caste was
+ only slavery in another form. They intended to kill that spirit. Their
+ object was that the law, like the sun, should shine upon all, and that no
+ man keeping a hotel, no corporation running cars, no person managing a
+ theatre should make any distinction on account of race or color. This
+ amendment is above all praise. It was the result of a moral exaltation,
+ such as the world never before had seen. There were years during the war,
+ and after, when the American people were simply sublime; when their
+ generosity was boundless; when they were willing to endure any hardship to
+ make this an absolutely free country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This decision of the Supreme Court puts the best people of the colored
+ race at the mercy of the meanest portion of the white race. It allows a
+ contemptible white man to trample upon a good colored man. I believe in
+ drawing a line between good and bad, between clean and unclean, but I do
+ not believe in drawing a color line which is as cruel as the lash of
+ slavery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am willing to be on an equality in all hotels, in all cars, in all
+ theatres, with colored people. I make no distinction of race. Those make
+ the distinction who cannot afford not to. If nature has made no
+ distinction between me and some others, I do not ask the aid of the
+ Legislature. I am willing to associate with all good, clean persons,
+ irrespective of complexion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This decision virtually gives away one of the great principles for which
+ the war was fought. It carries the doctrine of "State Rights" to the
+ Democratic extreme, and renders necessary either another amendment or a
+ new court.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I agree with Justice Harlan. He has taken a noble and patriotic stand.
+ Kentucky rebukes Massachusetts! I am waiting with some impatience&mdash;impatient
+ because I anticipate a pleasure&mdash;for his dissenting opinion. Only a
+ little while ago Justice Harlan took a very noble stand on the Virginia
+ Coupon cases, in which was involved the right of a State to repudiate its
+ debts. Now he has taken a stand in favor of the civil rights of the
+ colored man; and in both instances I think he is right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This decision may, after all, help the Republican party. A decision of the
+ Supreme Court aroused the indignation of the entire North, and I hope the
+ present decision will have a like effect. The good people of this country
+ will not be satisfied until every man beneath the flag, without the
+ slightest respect to his complexion, stands on a perfect equality before
+ the law with every other. Any government that makes a distinction on
+ account of color, is a disgrace to the age in which we live. The idea that
+ a man like Frederick Douglass can be denied entrance to a car, that the
+ doors of a hotel can be shut in his face; that he may be prevented from
+ entering a theatre; the idea that there shall be some ignominious corner
+ into which such a man can be thrown simply by a decision of the Supreme
+ Court! This idea is simply absurd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What remains to be done now, and who is going to do it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. For a good while people have been saying that the
+ Republican party has outlived its usefulness; that there is very little
+ difference now between the parties; that there is hardly enough left to
+ talk about. This decision opens the whole question. This decision says to
+ the Republican party, "Your mission is not yet ended. This is not a free
+ country. Our flag does not protect the rights of a human being." This
+ decision is the tap of a drum. The old veterans will fall into line. This
+ decision gives the issue for the next campaign, and it may be that the
+ Supreme Court has builded wiser than it knew. This is a greater question
+ than the tariff or free trade. It is a question of freedom, of human
+ rights, of the sacredness of humanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The real Americans, the real believers in Liberty, will give three cheers
+ for Judge Harlan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One word more. The Government is bound to protect its citizens, not only
+ when they are away from home, but when they are under the flag. In time of
+ war the Government has a right to draft any citizen; to put that citizen
+ in the line of battle, and compel him to fight for the nation. If the
+ Government when imperiled has the right to compel a citizen, whether white
+ or black, to defend with his blood the flag, that citizen, when imperiled,
+ has the right to demand protection from the Nation. The Nation cannot then
+ say, "You must appeal to your State." If the citizen must appeal to the
+ State for redress, then the citizen should defend the State and not the
+ General Government, and the doctrine of State Rights then becomes
+ complete.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The National Republican</i>, Washington, D. C., October 17,
+ 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ JUSTICE HARLAN AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS BILL.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Justice Harlan's dissenting opinion
+ in the Civil Rights case?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have just read it and think it admirable in every
+ respect. It is unanswerable. He has given to words their natural meaning.
+ He has recognized the intention of the framers of the recent amendments.
+ There is nothing in this opinion that is strained, insincere, or
+ artificial. It is frank and manly. It is solid masonry, without crack or
+ flaw. He does not resort to legal paint or putty, or to verbal varnish or
+ veneer. He states the position of his brethren of the bench with perfect
+ fairness, and overturns it with perfect ease. He has drawn an instructive
+ parallel between the decisions of the olden time, upholding the power of
+ Congress to deal with individuals in the interests of slavery, and the
+ power conferred on Congress by the recent amendments. He has shown by the
+ old decisions, that when a duty is enjoined upon Congress, ability to
+ perform it is given; that when a certain end is required, all necessary
+ means are granted. He also shows that the Fugitive Slave Acts of 1793 and
+ of 1850, rested entirely upon the implied power of Congress to enforce a
+ master's rights; and that power was once implied in favor of slavery
+ against human rights, and implied from language shadowy, feeble and
+ uncertain when compared with the language of the recent amendments. He has
+ shown, too, that Congress exercised the utmost ingenuity in devising laws
+ to enforce the master's claim. Implication was held ample to deprive a
+ human being of his liberty, but to secure freedom, the doctrine of
+ implication is abandoned. As a foundation for wrong, implication was their
+ rock. As a foundation for right, it is now sand. Implied power then was
+ sufficient to enslave, while power expressly given is now impotent to
+ protect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the use he has made of the Dred
+ Scott decision?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I think he has shown conclusively that the present
+ decision, under the present circumstances, is far worse than the Dred
+ Scott decision was under the then circumstances. The Dred Scott decision
+ was a libel upon the best men of the Revolutionary period. That decision
+ asserted broadly that our forefathers regarded the negroes as having no
+ rights which white men were bound to respect; that the negroes were merely
+ merchandise, and that that opinion was fixed and universal in the
+ civilized portion of the white race, and that no one thought of disputing
+ it. Yet Franklin contended that slavery might be abolished under the
+ preamble of the Constitution. Thomas Jefferson said that if the slave
+ should rise to cut the throat of his master, God had no attribute that
+ would side against the slave. Thomas Paine attacked the institution with
+ all the intensity and passion of his nature. John Adams regarded the
+ institution with horror. So did every civilized man, South and North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice Harlan shows conclusively that the Thirteenth Amendment was
+ adopted in the light of the Dred Scott decision; that it overturned and
+ destroyed, not simply the decision, but the reasoning upon which it was
+ based; that it proceeded upon the ground that the colored people had
+ rights that white men were bound to respect, not only, but that the Nation
+ was bound to protect. He takes the ground that the amendment was suggested
+ by the condition of that race, which had been declared by the Supreme
+ Court of the United States to have no rights which white men were bound to
+ respect; that it was made to protect people whose rights had been invaded,
+ and whose strong arms had assisted in the overthrow of the Rebellion; that
+ it was made for the purpose of putting these men upon a legal authority
+ with white citizens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice Harland also shows that while legislation of Congress to enforce a
+ master's right was upheld by implication, the rights of the negro do not
+ depend upon that doctrine; that the Thirteenth Amendment does not rest
+ upon implication, or upon inference; that by its terms it places the power
+ in Congress beyond the possibility of a doubt&mdash;conferring the power
+ to enforce the amendment by appropriate legislation in express terms; and
+ he also shows that the Supreme Court has admitted that legislation for
+ that purpose may be direct and primary. Had not the power been given in
+ express terms, Justice Harlan contends that the sweeping declaration that
+ neither slavery nor involuntary servitude shall exist would by implication
+ confer the power. He also shows conclusively that, under the Thirteenth
+ Amendment, Congress has the right by appropriate legislation to protect
+ the colored people against the deprivation of any right on account of
+ their race, and that Congress is not necessarily restricted, under the
+ Thirteenth Amendment, to legislation against slavery as an institution,
+ but that power may be exerted to the extent of protecting the race from
+ discrimination in respect to such rights as belong to freemen, where such
+ discrimination is based on race or color.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If Justice Harlan is wrong the amendments are left without force and
+ Congress without power. No purpose can be assigned for their adoption. No
+ object can be guessed that was to be accomplished. They become words, so
+ arranged that they sound like sense, but when examined fall meaninglessly
+ apart. Under the decision of the Supreme Court they are Quaker cannon&mdash;cloud
+ forts&mdash;"property" for political stage scenery&mdash;coats of mail
+ made of bronzed paper&mdash; shields of gilded pasteboard&mdash;swords of
+ lath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you wish to say anything as to the reasoning of
+ Justice Harlan on the rights of colored people on railways, in inns and
+ theatres?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I do. That part of the opinion is especially strong.
+ He shows conclusively that a common carrier is in the exercise of a sort
+ of public office and has public duties to perform, and that he cannot
+ exonerate himself from the performance of these duties without the consent
+ of the parties concerned. He also shows that railroads are public
+ highways, and that the railway company is the agent of the State, and that
+ a railway, although built by private capital, is just as public in its
+ nature as though constructed by the State itself. He shows that the
+ railway is devoted to public use, and subject to be controlled by the
+ State for the public benefit, and that for these reasons the colored man
+ has the same rights upon the railway that he has upon the public highway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice Harlan shows that the same law is applicable to inns that is
+ applicable to railways; that an inn-keeper is bound to take all travelers
+ if he can accommodate them; that he is not to select his guests; that he
+ has not right to say to one "you may come in," and to another "you shall
+ not;" that every one who conducts himself in a proper manner has a right
+ to be received. He shows conclusively that an inn-keeper is a sort of
+ public servant; that he is in the exercise of a <i>quasi</i> public
+ employment, that he is given special privileges, and charged with duties
+ of a public character.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to theatres, I think his argument most happy. It is this: Theatres are
+ licensed by law. The authority to maintain them comes from the public. The
+ colored race being a part of the public, representing the power granting
+ the license, why should the colored people license a manager to open his
+ doors to the white man and shut them in the face of the black man? Why
+ should they be compelled to license that which they are not permitted to
+ enjoy? Justice Harlan shows that Congress has the power to prevent
+ discrimination on account of race or color on railways, at inns, and in
+ places of public amusements, and has this power under the Thirteenth
+ Amendment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In discussing the Fourteenth Amendment, Justice Harlan points out that a
+ prohibition upon a State is not a power in Congress or the National
+ Government, but is simply a denial of power to the State; that such was
+ the Constitution before the Fourteenth Amendment. He shows, however, that
+ the Fourteenth Amendment presents the first instance in our history of the
+ investiture of Congress with affirmative power by legislation to enforce
+ an express prohibition upon the States. This is an important point. It is
+ stated with great clearness, and defended with great force. He shows that
+ the first clause of the first section of the Fourteenth Amendment is of a
+ distinctly affirmative character, and that Congress would have had the
+ power to legislate directly as to that section simply by implication, but
+ that as to that as well as the express prohibitions upon the States,
+ express power to legislate was given.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is one other point made by Justice Harlan which transfixes as with a
+ spear the decision of the Court. It is this: As soon as the Thirteenth and
+ Fourteenth Amendments were adopted the colored citizen was entitled to the
+ protection of section two, article four, namely: "The citizens of each
+ State shall be entitled to all the privileges and immunities of citizens
+ of the several States." Now, suppose a colored citizen of Mississippi
+ moves to Tennessee. Then, under the section last quoted, he would
+ immediately become invested with all the privileges and immunities of a
+ white citizen of Tennessee. Although denied these privileges and
+ immunities in the State from which he emigrated, in the State to which he
+ immigrates he could not be discriminated against on account of his color
+ under the second section of the fourth article. Now, is it possible that
+ he gets additional rights by immigration? Is it possible that the General
+ Government is under a greater obligation to protect him in a State of
+ which he is not a citizen than in a State of which he is a citizen? Must
+ he leave home for protection, and after he has lived long enough in the
+ State to which he immigrates to become a citizen there, must he again move
+ in order to protect his rights? Must one adopt the doctrine of peripatetic
+ protection&mdash;the doctrine that the Constitution is good only <i>in
+ transitu</i>, and that when the citizen stops, the Constitution goes on
+ and leaves him without protection?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice Harlan shows that Congress had the right to legislate directly
+ while that power was only implied, but that the moment this power was
+ conferred in express terms, then according to the Supreme Court, it was
+ lost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another splendid definition given by Justice Harlan&mdash;a line
+ drawn as broad as the Mississippi. It is the distinction between the
+ rights conferred by a State and rights conferred by the Nation. Admitting
+ that many rights conferred by a State cannot be enforced directly by
+ Congress, Justice Harlan shows that rights granted by the Nation to an
+ individual may be protected by direct legislation. This is a distinction
+ that should not be forgotten, and it is a definition clear and perfect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice Harlan has shown that the Supreme Court failed to take into
+ consideration the intention of the framers of the amendment; failed to see
+ that the powers of Congress were given by express terms and did not rest
+ upon implication; failed to see that the Thirteenth Amendment was broad
+ enough to cover the Civil Rights Act; failed to see that under the three
+ amendments rights and privileges were conferred by the Nation on citizens
+ of the several States, and that these rights are under the perpetual
+ protection of the General Government, and that for their enforcement
+ Congress has the right to legislate directly; failed to see that all
+ implications are now in favor of liberty instead of slavery; failed to
+ comprehend that we have a new nation with a new foundation, with different
+ objects, ends, and aims, for the attainment of which we use different
+ means and have been clothed with greater powers; failed to see that the
+ Republic changed front; failed to appreciate the real reasons for the
+ adoption of the amendments, and failed to understand that the Civil Rights
+ Act was passed in order that a citizen of the United States might appeal
+ from local prejudice to national justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Justice Harlan shows that it was the object to accomplish for the black
+ man what had been accomplished for the white man&mdash;that is, to protect
+ all their rights as free men and citizens; and that the one underlying
+ purpose of the amendments and of the congressional legislation has been to
+ clothe the black race with all the rights of citizenship, and to compel a
+ recognition of their rights by citizens and States&mdash;that the object
+ was to do away with class tyranny, the meanest and basest form of
+ oppression.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If Justice Harlan was wrong in his position, then, it may truthfully be
+ said of the three amendments that:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ "The law hath bubbles as the water has,
+ And these are of them."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The decision of the Supreme Court denies the protection of the Nation to
+ the citizens of the Nation. That decision has already borne fruit&mdash;the
+ massacre at Danville. The protection of the Nation having been withdrawn,
+ the colored man was left to the mercy of local prejudices and hatreds. He
+ is without appeal, without redress. The Supreme Court tells him that he
+ must depend upon his enemies for justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You seem to agree with all that Justice Harlan has said,
+ and to have the greatest admiration for his opinion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, a man rises from reading this dissenting opinion
+ refreshed, invigorated, and strengthened. It is a mental and moral tonic.
+ It was produced after a clear head had held conference with a good heart.
+ It will furnish a perfectly clear plank, without knot or wind-shake, for
+ the next Republican platform. It is written in good plain English, and
+ ornamented with good sound sense. The average man can and will understand
+ its every word. There is no subterfuge in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Each position is taken in the open field. There is no resort to quibbles
+ or technicalities&mdash;no hiding. Nothing is secreted in the sleeve&mdash;no
+ searching for blind paths&mdash;no stooping and looking for ancient
+ tracks, grass-grown and dim. Each argument travels the highway&mdash;"the
+ big road." It is logical. The facts and conclusions agree, and fall
+ naturally into line of battle. It is sincere and candid&mdash;unpretentious
+ and unanswerable. It is a grand defence of human rights&mdash;a brave and
+ manly plea for universal justice. It leaves the decision of the Supreme
+ Court without argument, without reason, and without excuse. Such an
+ exhibition of independence, courage and ability has won for Justice Harlan
+ the respect and admiration of "both sides," and places him in the front
+ rank of constitutional lawyers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Inter-Ocean</i>, Chicago, Illinois, November 29, 1883.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0032" id="link0032">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICS AND THEOLOGY.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Brewster's administration?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I hardly think I ought to say much about the administration
+ of Mr. Brewster. Of course many things have been done that I thought, and
+ still think, extremely bad; but whether Mr. Brewster was responsible for
+ the things done, or not, I do not pretend to say. When he was appointed to
+ his present position, there was great excitement in the country about the
+ Star Route cases, and Mr. Brewster was expected to prosecute everybody and
+ everything to the extent of the law; in fact, I believe he was appointed
+ by reason of having made such a promise. At that time there were hundreds
+ of people interested in exaggerating all the facts connected with the Star
+ Route cases, and when there were no facts to be exaggerated, they made
+ some, and exaggerated them afterward. It may be that the Attorney-General
+ was misled, and he really supposed that all he heard was true. My
+ objection to the administration of the Department of Justice is, that a
+ resort was had to spies and detectives. The battle was not fought in the
+ open field. Influences were brought to bear. Nearly all departments of the
+ Government were enlisted. Everything was done to create a public opinion
+ in favor of the prosecution. Everything was done that the cases might be
+ decided on prejudice instead of upon facts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everything was done to demoralize, frighten and overawe judges, witnesses
+ and jurors. I do not pretend to say who was responsible, possibly I am not
+ an impartial judge. I was deeply interested at the time, and felt all of
+ these things, rather than reasoned about them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Possibly I cannot give a perfectly unbiased opinion. Personally, I have no
+ feeling now upon the subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Department of Justice, in spite of its methods, did not succeed. That
+ was enough for me. I think, however, when the country knows the facts,
+ that the people will not approve of what was done. I do not believe in
+ trying cases in the newspapers before they are submitted to jurors. That
+ is a little too early. Neither do I believe in trying them in the
+ newspapers after the verdicts have been rendered. That is a little too
+ late.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are Mr. Blaine's chances for the presidency?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My understanding is that Mr. Blaine is not a candidate for
+ the nomination; that he does not wish his name to be used in that
+ connection. He ought to have been nominated in 1876, and if he were a
+ candidate, he would probably have the largest following; but my
+ understanding is, that he does not, in any event, wish to be a candidate.
+ He is a man perfectly familiar with the politics of this country, knows
+ its history by heart, and is in every respect probably as well qualified
+ to act as its Chief Magistrate as any man in the nation. He is a man of
+ ideas, of action, and has positive qualities. He would not wait for
+ something to turn up, and things would not have to wait long for him to
+ turn them up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Who do you think will be nominated at Chicago?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course I have not the slightest idea who will be
+ nominated. I may have an opinion as to who ought to be nominated, and yet
+ I may be greatly mistaken in that opinion. There are hundreds of men in
+ the Republican party, any one of whom, if elected, would make a good,
+ substantial President, and there are many thousands of men about whom I
+ know nothing, any one of whom would in all probability make a good
+ President. We do not want any man to govern this country. This country
+ governs itself. We want a President who will honestly and faithfully
+ execute the laws, who will appoint postmasters and do the requisite amount
+ of handshaking on public occasions, and we have thousands of men who can
+ discharge the duties of that position. Washington is probably the worst
+ place to find out anything definite upon the subject of presidential
+ booms. I have thought for a long time that one of the most valuable men in
+ the country was General Sherman. Everybody knows who and what he is. He
+ has one great advantage&mdash;he is a frank and outspoken man. He has
+ opinions and he never hesitates about letting them be known. There is
+ considerable talk about Judge Harlan. His dissenting opinion in the Civil
+ Rights case has made every colored man his friend, and I think it will
+ take considerable public patronage to prevent a good many delegates from
+ the Southern States voting for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are your present views on theology?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I think my views have not undergone any change that I
+ know of. I still insist that observation, reason and experience are the
+ things to be depended upon in this world. I still deny the existence of
+ the supernatural. I still insist that nobody can be good for you, or bad
+ for you; that you cannot be punished for the crimes of others, nor
+ rewarded for their virtues. I still insist that the consequences of good
+ actions are always good, and those of bad actions always bad. I insist
+ that nobody can plant thistles and gather figs; neither can they plant
+ figs and gather thistles. I still deny that a finite being can commit an
+ infinite sin; but I continue to insist that a God who would punish a man
+ forever is an infinite tyrant. My views have undergone no change, except
+ that the evidence of that truth constantly increases, and the dogmas of
+ the church look, if possible, a little absurder every day. Theology, you
+ know, is not a science. It stops at the grave; and faith is the end of
+ theology. Ministers have not even the advantage of the doctors; the
+ doctors sometimes can tell by a post-mortem examination whether they
+ killed the man or not; but by cutting a man open after he is dead, the
+ wisest theologians cannot tell what has become of his soul, and whether it
+ was injured or helped by a belief in the inspiration of the Scriptures.
+ Theology depends on assertion for evidence, and on faith for disciples.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Tribune</i>, Denver, Colorado, January 17, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0033" id="link0033">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MORALITY AND IMMORTALITY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that the clergy are still making all kinds of
+ charges against you and your doctrines.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes. Some of the charges are true and some of them are not.
+ I suppose that they intend to get in the vicinity of veracity, and are
+ probably stating my belief as it is honestly misunderstood by them. I
+ admit that I have said and that I still think that Christianity is a
+ blunder. But the question arises, What is Christianity? I do not mean,
+ when I say that Christianity is a blunder, that the morality taught by
+ Christians is a mistake. Morality is not distinctively Christian, any more
+ than it is Mohammedan. Morality is human, it belongs to no ism, and does
+ not depend for a foundation upon the supernatural, or upon any book, or
+ upon any creed. Morality is itself a foundation. When I say that
+ Christianity is a blunder, I mean all those things distinctively Christian
+ are blunders. It is a blunder to say that an infinite being lived in
+ Palestine, learned the carpenter's trade, raised the dead, cured the
+ blind, and cast out devils, and that this God was finally assassinated by
+ the Jews. This is absurd. All these statements are blunders, if not worse.
+ I do not believe that Christ ever claimed that he was of supernatural
+ origin, or that he wrought miracles, or that he would rise from the dead.
+ If he did, he was mistaken&mdash;honestly mistaken, perhaps, but still
+ mistaken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The morality inculcated by Mohammed is good. The immorality inculcated by
+ Mohammed is bad. If Mohammed was a prophet of God, it does not make the
+ morality he taught any better, neither does it make the immorality any
+ better or any worse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time the whole world ought to know that morality does not need to
+ go into partnership with miracles. Morality is based upon the experience
+ of mankind. It does not have to learn of inspired writers, or of gods, or
+ of divine persons. It is a lesson that the whole human race has been
+ learning and learning from experience. He who upholds, or believes in, or
+ teaches, the miraculous, commits a blunder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, what is morality? Morality is the best thing to do under the
+ circumstances. Anything that tends to the happiness of mankind is moral.
+ Anything that tends to unhappiness is immoral. We apply to the moral world
+ rules and regulations as we do in the physical world. The man who does
+ justice, or tries to do so&mdash;who is honest and kind and gives to
+ others what he claims for himself, is a moral man. All actions must be
+ judged by their consequences. Where the consequences are good, the actions
+ are good. Where the consequences are bad, the actions are bad; and all
+ consequences are learned from experience. After we have had a certain
+ amount of experience, we then reason from analogy. We apply our logic and
+ say that a certain course will bring destruction, another course will
+ bring happiness. There is nothing inspired about morality&mdash;nothing
+ supernatural. It is simply good, common sense, going hand in hand with
+ kindness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Morality is capable of being demonstrated. You do not have to take the
+ word of anybody; you can observe and examine for yourself. Larceny is the
+ enemy of industry, and industry is good; therefore larceny is immoral. The
+ family is the unit of good government; anything that tends to destroy the
+ family is immoral. Honesty is the mother of confidence; it united,
+ combines and solidifies society. Dishonesty is disintegration; it destroys
+ confidence; it brings social chaos; it is therefore immoral.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I also admit that I regard the Mosaic account of the creation as an
+ absurdity&mdash;as a series of blunders. Probably Moses did the best he
+ could. He had never talked with Humboldt or Laplace. He knew nothing of
+ geology or astronomy. He had not the slightest suspicion of Kepler's Three
+ Laws. He never saw a copy of Newton's Principia. Taking all these things
+ into consideration, I think Moses did the best he could.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The religious people say now that "days" did not mean days. Of these "six
+ days" they make a kind of telescope, which you can push in or draw out at
+ pleasure. If the geologists find that more time was necessary they will
+ stretch them out. Should it turn out that the world is not quite as old as
+ some think, they will push them up. The "six days" can now be made to suit
+ any period of time. Nothing can be more childish, frivolous or
+ contradictory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Only a few years ago the Mosaic account was considered true, and Moses was
+ regarded as a scientific authority. Geology and astronomy were measured by
+ the Mosaic standard. The opposite is now true. The church has changed; and
+ instead of trying to prove that modern astronomy and geology are false,
+ because they do not agree with Moses, it is now endeavoring to prove that
+ the account by Moses is true, because it agrees with modern astronomy and
+ geology. In other words, the standard has changed; the ancient is measured
+ by the modern, and where the literal statement in the Bible does not agree
+ with modern discoveries, they do not change the discoveries, but give new
+ meanings to the old account. We are not now endeavoring to reconcile
+ science with the Bible, but to reconcile the Bible with science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing shows the extent of modern doubt more than the eagerness with
+ which Christians search for some new testimony. Luther answered Copernicus
+ with a passage of Scripture, and he answered him to the satisfaction of
+ orthodox ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth is that the Jews adopted the stories of Creation, the Garden of
+ Eden, Forbidden Fruit, and the Fall of Man. They were told by older
+ barbarians than they, and the Jews gave them to us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never said that the Bible is all bad. I have always admitted that there
+ are many good and splendid things in the Jewish Scriptures, and many bad
+ things. What I insist is that we should have the courage and the common
+ sense to accept the good, and throw away the bad. Evil is not good because
+ found in good company, and truth is still truth, even when surrounded by
+ falsehood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that you are frequently charged with disrespect
+ toward your parents&mdash;with lack of reverence for the opinions of your
+ father?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think my father and mother upon several religious
+ questions were mistaken. In fact, I have no doubt that they were; but I
+ never felt under the slightest obligation to defend my father's mistakes.
+ No one can defend what he thinks is a mistake, without being dishonest.
+ That is a poor way to show respect for parents. Every Protestant clergyman
+ asks men and women who had Catholic parents to desert the church in which
+ they were raised. They have no hesitation in saying to these people that
+ their fathers and mothers were mistaken, and that they were deceived by
+ priests and popes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The probability is that we are all mistaken about almost everything; but
+ it is impossible for a man to be respectable enough to make a mistake
+ respectable. There is nothing remarkably holy in a blunder, or
+ praiseworthy in stubbing the toe of the mind against a mistake. Is it
+ possible that logic stands paralyzed in the presence of paternal
+ absurdity? Suppose a man has a bad father; is he bound by the bad father's
+ opinion, when he is satisfied that the opinion is wrong? How good does a
+ father have to be, in order to put his son under obligation to defend his
+ blunders? Suppose the father thinks one way, and the mother the other;
+ what are the children to do? Suppose the father changes his opinion; what
+ then? Suppose the father thinks one way and the mother the other, and they
+ both die when the boy is young; and the boy is bound out; whose mistakes
+ is he then bound to follow? Our missionaries tell the barbarian boy that
+ his parents are mistaken, that they know nothing, and that the wooden god
+ is nothing but a senseless idol. They do not hesitate to tell this boy
+ that his mother believed lies, and hugged, it may be to her dying heart, a
+ miserable delusion. Why should a barbarian boy cast reproach upon his
+ parents?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe it was Christ who commanded his disciples to leave father and
+ mother; not only to leave them, but to desert them; and not only to desert
+ father and mother, but to desert wives and children. It is also told of
+ Christ that he said that he came to set fathers against children and
+ children against fathers. Strange that a follower of his should object to
+ a man differing in opinion from his parents! The truth is, logic knows
+ nothing of consanguinity; facts have no relatives but other facts; and
+ these facts do not depend upon the character of the person who states
+ them, or upon the position of the discoverer. And this leads me to another
+ branch of the same subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ministers are continually saying that certain great men&mdash;kings,
+ presidents, statesmen, millionaires&mdash;have believed in the inspiration
+ of the Bible. Only the other day, I read a sermon in which Carlyle was
+ quoted as having said that "the Bible is a noble book." That all may be
+ and yet the book not be inspired. But what is the simple assertion of
+ Thomas Carlyle worth? If the assertion is based upon a reason, then it is
+ worth simply the value of the reason, and the reason is worth just as much
+ without the assertion, but without the reason the assertion is worthless.
+ Thomas Carlyle thought, and solemnly put the thought in print, that his
+ father was a greater man than Robert Burns. His opinion did Burns no harm,
+ and his father no good. Since reading his "Reminiscences," I have no great
+ opinion of his opinion. In some respects he was undoubtedly a great man,
+ in others a small one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No man should give the opinion of another as authority and in place of
+ fact and reason, unless he is willing to take all the opinions of that
+ man. An opinion is worth the warp and woof of fact and logic in it and no
+ more. A man cannot add to the truthfulness of truth. In the ordinary
+ business of life, we give certain weight to the opinion of specialists&mdash;to
+ the opinion of doctors, lawyers, scientists, and historians. Within the
+ domain of the natural, we take the opinions of our fellow-men; but we do
+ not feel that we are absolutely bound by these opinions. We have the right
+ to re- examine them, and if we find they are wrong we feel at liberty to
+ say so. A doctor is supposed to have studied medicine; to have examined
+ and explored the questions entering into his profession; but we know that
+ doctors are often mistaken. We also know that there are many schools of
+ medicine; that these schools disagree with one another, and that the
+ doctors of each school disagree with one another. We also know that many
+ patients die, and so far as we know, these patients have not come back to
+ tell us whether the doctors killed them or not. The grave generally
+ prevents a demonstration. It is exactly the same with the clergy. They
+ have many schools of theology, all despising each other. Probably no two
+ members of the same church exactly agree. They cannot demonstrate their
+ propositions, because between the premise and the logical conclusion or
+ demonstration, stands the tomb. A gravestone marks the end of theology. In
+ some cases, the physician can, by a post- mortem examination, find what
+ killed the patient, but there is no theological post-mortem. It is
+ impossible, by cutting a body open, to find where the soul has gone; or
+ whether baptism, or the lack of it, had the slightest effect upon final
+ destiny. The church, knowing that there are no facts beyond the coffin,
+ relies upon opinions, assertions and theories. For this reason it is
+ always asking alms of distinguished people. Some President wishes to be
+ re-elected, and thereupon speaks about the Bible as "the corner- stone of
+ American Liberty." This sentence is a mouth large enough to swallow any
+ church, and from that time forward the religious people will be citing
+ that remark of the politician to substantiate the inspiration of the
+ Scriptures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man who accepts opinions because they have been entertained by
+ distinguished people, is a mental snob. When we blindly follow authority
+ we are serfs. When our reason is convinced we are freemen. It is rare to
+ find a fully rounded and complete man. A man may be a great doctor and a
+ poor mechanic, a successful politician and a poor metaphysician, a poor
+ painter and a good poet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rarest thing in the world is a logician&mdash;that is to say, a man
+ who knows the value of a fact. It is hard to find mental proportion.
+ Theories may be established by names, but facts cannot be demonstrated in
+ that way. Very small people are sometimes right, and very great people are
+ sometimes wrong. Ministers are sometimes right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In all the philosophies of the world there are undoubtedly contradictions
+ and absurdities. The mind of man is imperfect and perfect results are
+ impossible. A mirror, in order to reflect a perfect picture, a perfect
+ copy, must itself be perfect. The mind is a little piece of intellectual
+ glass the surface of which is not true, not perfect. In consequence of
+ this, every image is more or less distorted. The less we know, the more we
+ imagine that we can know; but the more we know, the smaller seems the sum
+ of knowledge. The less we know, the more we expect, the more we hope for,
+ and the more seems within the range of probability. The less we have, the
+ more we want. There never was a banquet magnificent enough to gratify the
+ imagination of a beggar. The moment people begin to reason about what they
+ call the supernatural, they seem to lose their minds. People seem to have
+ lost their reason in religious matters, very much as the dodo is said to
+ have lost its wings; they have been restricted to a little inspired
+ island, and by disuse their reason has been lost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the Jewish Scriptures you will find simply the literature of the Jews.
+ You will find there the tears and anguish of captivity, patriotic fervor,
+ national aspiration, proverbs for the conduct of daily life, laws,
+ regulations, customs, legends, philosophy and folly. These books, of
+ course, were not written by one man, but by many authors. They do not
+ agree, having been written in different centuries, under different
+ circumstances. I see that Mr. Beecher has at last concluded that the Old
+ Testament does not teach the doctrine of immortality. He admits that from
+ Mount Sinai came no hope for the dead. It is very curious that we find in
+ the Old Testament no funeral service. No one stands by the dead and
+ predicts another life. In the Old Testament there is no promise of another
+ world. I have sometimes thought that while the Jews were slaves in Egypt,
+ the doctrine of immortality became hateful. They built so many tombs; they
+ carried so many burdens to commemorate the dead; the saw a nation waste
+ its wealth to adorn its graves, and leave the living naked to embalm the
+ dead, that they concluded the doctrine was a curse and never should be
+ taught.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If the Jews did not believe in immortality, how do you
+ account for the allusions made to witches and wizards and things of that
+ nature?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When Saul visited the Witch of Endor, and she, by some
+ magic spell, called up Samuel, the prophet said: "Why hast thou disquieted
+ me, to call me up?" He did not say: Why have you called me from another
+ world? The idea expressed is: I was asleep, why did you disturb that
+ repose which should be eternal? The ancient Jews believed in witches and
+ wizards and familiar spirits; but they did not seem to think that these
+ spirits had once been men and women. They spoke to them as belonging to
+ another world, a world to which man would never find his way. At that time
+ it was supposed that Jehovah and his angels lived in the sky, but that
+ region was not spoken of as the destined home of man. Jacob saw angels
+ going up and down the ladder, but not the spirits of those he had known.
+ There are two cases where it seems that men were good enough to be adopted
+ into the family of heaven. Enoch was translated, and Elijah was taken up
+ in a chariot of fire. As it is exceedingly cold at the height of a few
+ miles, it is easy to see why the chariot was of fire, and the same fact
+ explains another circumstance&mdash;the dropping of the mantle. The Jews
+ probably believed in the existence of other beings&mdash;that is to say,
+ in angels and gods and evil spirits &mdash;and that they lived in other
+ worlds&mdash;but there is no passage showing that they believed in what we
+ call the immortality of the soul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe, or disbelieve, in the immortality of the
+ soul?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I neither assert nor deny; I simply admit that I do not
+ know. Upon that subject I am absolutely without evidence. This is the only
+ world that I was ever in. There may be spirits, but I have never met them,
+ and do not know that I would recognize a spirit. I can form no conception
+ of what is called spiritual life. It may be that I am deficient in
+ imagination, and that ministers have no difficulty in conceiving of angels
+ and disembodied souls. I have not the slightest idea how a soul looks,
+ what shape it is, how it goes from one place to another, whether it walks
+ or flies. I cannot conceive of the immaterial having form; neither can I
+ conceive of anything existing without form, and yet the fact that I cannot
+ conceive of a thing does not prove that the thing does not exist, but it
+ does prove that I know nothing about it, and that being so, I ought to
+ admit my ignorance. I am satisfied of a good many things that I do not
+ know. I am satisfied that there is no place of eternal torment. I am
+ satisfied that that doctrine has done more harm than all the religious
+ ideas, other than that, have done good. I do not want to take any hope
+ from any human heart. I have no objection to people believing in any good
+ thing&mdash;no objection to their expecting a crown of infinite joy for
+ every human being. Many people imagine that immortality must be an
+ infinite good; but, after all, there is something terrible in the idea of
+ endless life. Think of a river that never reaches the sea; of a bird that
+ never folds its wings; of a journey that never ends. Most people find
+ great pleasure in thinking about and in believing in another world. There
+ the prisoner expects to be free; the slave to find liberty; the poor man
+ expects wealth; the rich man happiness; the peasant dreams of power, and
+ the king of contentment. They expect to find there what they lack here. I
+ do not wish to destroy these dreams. I am endeavoring to put out the
+ everlasting fires. A good, cool grave is infinitely better than the fiery
+ furnace of Jehovah's wrath. Eternal sleep is better than eternal pain. For
+ my part I would rather be annihilated than to be an angel, with all the
+ privileges of heaven, and yet have within my breast a heart that could be
+ happy while those who had loved me in this world were in perdition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I most sincerely hope that the future life will fulfill all splendid
+ dreams; but in the religion of the present day there is no joy. Nothing is
+ so devoid of comfort, when bending above our dead, as the assertions of
+ theology unsupported by a single fact. The promises are so far away, and
+ the dead are so near. From words spoken eighteen centuries ago, the echoes
+ are so weak, and the sounds of the clods on the coffin are so loud. Above
+ the grave what can the honest minister say? If the dead were not a
+ Christian, what then? What comfort can the orthodox clergyman give to the
+ widow of an honest unbeliever? If Christianity is true, the other world
+ will be worse than this. There the many will be miserable, only the few
+ happy; there the miserable cannot better their condition; the future has
+ no star of hope, and in the east of eternity there can never be a dawn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If you take away the idea of eternal punishment, how do
+ you propose to restrain men; in what way will you influence conduct for
+ good?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, the trouble with religion is that it postpones
+ punishment and reward to another world. Wrong is wrong, because it breeds
+ unhappiness. Right is right, because it tends to the happiness of man.
+ These facts are the basis of what I call the religion of this world. When
+ a man does wrong, the consequences follow, and between the cause and
+ effect, a Redeemer cannot step. Forgiveness cannot form a breastwork
+ between act and consequence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There should be a religion of the body&mdash;a religion that will prevent
+ deformity, that will refuse to multiply insanity, that will not propagate
+ disease&mdash;a religion that is judged by its consequences in this world.
+ Orthodox Christianity has taught, and still teaches, that in this world
+ the difference between the good and the bad is that the bad enjoy
+ themselves, while the good carry the cross of virtue with bleeding brows
+ bound and pierced with the thorns of honesty and kindness. All this, in my
+ judgment, is immoral. The man who does wrong carries a cross. There is no
+ world, no star, in which the result of wrong is real happiness. There is
+ no world, no star, in which the result of doing right is unhappiness.
+ Virtue and vice must be the same everywhere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Vice must be vice everywhere, because its consequences are evil; and
+ virtue must be virtue everywhere, because its consequences are good. There
+ can be no such thing as forgiveness. These facts are the only restraining
+ influences possible&mdash;the innocent man cannot suffer for the guilty
+ and satisfy the law.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you answer the argument, or the fact, that the
+ church is constantly increasing, and that there are now four hundred
+ millions of Christians?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. That is what I call the argument of numbers. If that
+ argument is good now, it was always good. If Christians were at any time
+ in the minority, then, according to this argument, Christianity was wrong.
+ Every religion that has succeeded has appealed to the argument of numbers.
+ There was a time when Buddhism was in a majority. Buddha not only had, but
+ has more followers then Christ. Success is not a demonstration. Mohammed
+ was a success, and a success from the commencement. Upon a thousand fields
+ he was victor. Of the scattered tribes of the desert, he made a nation,
+ and this nation took the fairest part of Europe from the followers of the
+ cross. In the history of the world, the success of Mohammed is
+ unparalleled, but this success does not establish that he was the prophet
+ of God.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, it is claimed that there are some four hundred millions of
+ Christians. To make that total I am counted as a Christian; I am one of
+ the fifty or sixty millions of Christians in the United States&mdash;excluding
+ Indians, not taxed. By this census report, we are all going to heaven&mdash;we
+ are all orthodox. At the last great day we can refer with confidence to
+ the ponderous volumes containing the statistics of the United States. As a
+ matter of fact, how many Christians are there in the United States&mdash;how
+ many believers in the inspiration of the Scriptures&mdash;how many real
+ followers of Christ? I will not pretend to give the number, but I will
+ venture to say that there are not fifty millions. How many in England?
+ Where are the four hundred millions found? To make this immense number,
+ they have counted all the Heretics, all the Catholics, all the Jews,
+ Spiritualists, Universalists and Unitarians, all the babes, all the
+ idiotic and insane, all the Infidels, all the scientists, all the
+ unbelievers. As a matter of fact, they have no right to count any except
+ the orthodox members of the orthodox churches. There may be more "members"
+ now than formerly, and this increase of members is due to a decrease of
+ religion. Thousands of members are only nominal Christians, wearing the
+ old uniform simply because they do not wish to be charged with desertion.
+ The church, too, is a kind of social institution, a club with a creed
+ instead of by-laws, and the creed is never defended unless attacked by an
+ outsider. No objection is made to the minister because he is liberal, if
+ he says nothing about it in his pulpit. A man like Mr. Beecher draws a
+ congregation, not because he is a Christian, but because he is a genius;
+ not because he is orthodox, but because he has something to say. He is an
+ intellectual athlete. He is full of pathos and poetry. He has more
+ description than divinity; more charity than creed, and altogether more
+ common sense than theology. For these reasons thousands of people love to
+ hear him. On the other hand, there are many people who have a morbid
+ desire for the abnormal&mdash;for intellectual deformities&mdash;for
+ thoughts that have two heads. This accounts for the success of some of Mr.
+ Beecher's rivals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christians claim that success is a test of truth. Has any church succeeded
+ as well as the Catholic? Was the tragedy of the Garden of Eden a success?
+ Who succeeded there? The last best thought is not a success, if you mean
+ that only that is a success which has succeeded, and if you mean by
+ succeeding, that it has won the assent of the majority. Besides there is
+ no time fixed for the test. Is that true which succeeds to-day, or next
+ year, or in the next century? Once the Copernican system was not a
+ success. There is no time fixed. The result is that we have to wait. A
+ thing to exist at all has to be, to a certain extent, a success. A thing
+ cannot even die without having been a success. It certainly succeeded
+ enough to have life. Presbyterians should remember, while arguing the
+ majority argument, and the success argument, that there are far more
+ Catholics than Protestants, and that the Catholics can give a longer list
+ of distinguished names.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My answer to all this, however, is that the history of the world shows
+ that ignorance has always been in the majority. There is one right road;
+ numberless paths that are wrong. Truth is one; error is many. When a great
+ truth has been discovered, one man has pitted himself against the world. A
+ few think; the many believe. The few lead; the many follow. The light of
+ the new day, as it looks over the window sill of the east, falls at first
+ on only one forehead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another thing. A great many people pass for Christians who are
+ not. Only a little while ago a couple of ladies were returning from church
+ in a carriage. They had listened to a good orthodox sermon. One said to
+ the other: "I am going to tell you something&mdash;I am going to shock you&mdash;I
+ do not believe in the Bible." And the other replied: "Neither do I."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The News</i>, Detroit, Michigan, January 6, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ POLITICS, MORMONISM AND MR. BEECHER
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What will be the main issues in the next presidential
+ campaign?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that the principal issues will be civil rights and
+ protection for American industries. The Democratic party is not a unit on
+ the tariff question&mdash;neither is the Republican; but I think that a
+ majority of the Democrats are in favor of free trade and a majority of
+ Republicans in favor of a protective tariff. The Democratic Congressmen
+ will talk just enough about free trade to frighten the manufacturing
+ interests of the country, and probably not quite enough to satisfy the
+ free traders. The result will be that the Democrats will talk about
+ reforming the tariff, but will do nothing but talk. I think the tariff
+ ought to be reformed in many particulars; but as long as we need to raise
+ a great revenue my idea is that it ought to be so arranged as to protect
+ to the utmost, without producing monopoly in American manufacturers. I am
+ in favor of protection because it multiplies industries; and I am in favor
+ of a great number of industries because they develop the brain, because
+ they give employment to all and allow us to utilize all the muscle and all
+ the sense we have. If we were all farmers we would grow stupid. If we all
+ worked at one kind of mechanic art we would grow dull. But with a variety
+ of industries, with a constant premium upon ingenuity, with the promise of
+ wealth as the reward of success in any direction, the people become
+ intelligent, and while we are protecting our industries we develop our
+ brains. So I am in favor of the protection of civil rights by the Federal
+ Government, and that, in my judgment, will be one of the great issues in
+ the next campaign.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that you say that one of the great issues in the
+ coming campaign will be civil rights; what do you mean by that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I mean this. The Supreme Court has recently decided
+ that a colored man whose rights are trampled upon, in a State, cannot
+ appeal to the Federal Government for protection. The decision amounts to
+ this: That Congress has no right until a State has acted, and has acted
+ contrary to the Constitution. Now, if a State refuses to do anything upon
+ the subject, what is the citizen to do? My opinion is that the Government
+ is bound to protect its citizens, and as a consideration for this
+ protection, the citizen is bound to stand by the Government. When the
+ nation calls for troops, the citizen of each State is bound to respond, no
+ matter what his State may think. This doctrine must be maintained, or the
+ United States ceases to be a nation. If a man looks to his State for
+ protection, then he must go with his State. My doctrine is, that there
+ should be patriotism upon the one hand, and protection upon the other. If
+ a State endeavors to secede from the Union, a citizen of that State should
+ be in a position to defy the State and appeal to the Nation for
+ protection. The doctrine now is, that the General Government turns the
+ citizen over to the State for protection, and if the State does not
+ protect him, that is his misfortune; and the consequence of this doctrine
+ will be to build up the old heresy of State Sovereignty&mdash;a doctrine
+ that was never appealed to except in the interest of thieving or robbery.
+ That doctrine was first appealed to when the Constitution was formed,
+ because they were afraid the National Government would interfere with the
+ slave trade. It was next appealed to, to uphold the Fugitive Slave Law. It
+ was next appealed to, to give the territories of the United States to
+ slavery. Then it was appealed to, to support rebellion, and now out of
+ this doctrine they attempt to build a breastwork, behind which they can
+ trample upon the rights of free colored men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe in the sovereignty of the Nation. A nation that cannot protect
+ its citizens ought to stop playing nation. In the old times the Supreme
+ Court found no difficulty in supporting slavery by "inference," by
+ "intendment," but now that liberty has become national, the Court is
+ driven to less than a literal interpretation. If the Constitution does not
+ support liberty, it is of no use. To maintain liberty is the only
+ legitimate object of human government. I hope the time will come when the
+ judges of the Supreme Court will be elected, say for a period of ten
+ years. I do not believe in the legal monk system. I believe in judges
+ still maintaining an interest in human affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Mormon question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not believe in the bayonet plan. Mormonism must be
+ done away with by the thousand influences of civilization, by education,
+ by the elevation of the people. Of course, a gentleman would rather have
+ one noble woman than a hundred females. I hate the system of polygamy.
+ Nothing is more infamous. I admit that the Old Testament upholds it. I
+ admit that the patriarchs were mostly polygamists. I admit that Solomon
+ was mistaken on that subject. But notwithstanding the fact that polygamy
+ is upheld by the Jewish Scriptures, I believe it to be a great wrong. At
+ the same time if you undertake to get the idea out of the Mormons by force
+ you will not succeed. I think a good way to do away with that institution
+ would be for all the churches to unite, bear the expense, and send
+ missionaries to Utah; let these ministers call the people together and
+ read to them the lives of David, Solomon, Abraham and other patriarchs.
+ Let all the missionaries be called home from foreign fields and teach
+ these people that they should not imitate the only men with whom God ever
+ condescended to hold intercourse. Let these frightful examples be held up
+ to these people, and if it is done earnestly, it seems to me that the
+ result would be good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Polygamy exists. All laws upon the subject should take that fact into
+ consideration, and punishment should be provided for offences thereafter
+ committed. The children of Mormons should be legitimized. In other words,
+ in attempting to settle this question, we should accomplish all the good
+ possible, with the least possible harm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I agree mostly with Mr. Beecher, and I utterly disagree with the Rev. Mr.
+ Newman. Mr. Newman wants to kill and slay. He does not rely upon
+ Christianity, but upon brute force. He has lost his confidence in example,
+ and appeals to the bayonet. Mr. Newman had a discussion with one of the
+ Mormon elders, and was put to ignominious flight; no wonder that he
+ appeals to force. Having failed in argument, he calls for artillery;
+ having been worsted in the appeal to Scripture, he asks for the sword. He
+ says, failing to convert, let us kill; and he takes this position in the
+ name of the religion of kindness and forgiveness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Strange that a minister now should throw away the Bible and yell for a
+ bayonet; that he should desert the Scriptures and call for soldiers; that
+ he should lose confidence in the power of the Spirit and trust in a sword.
+ I recommend that Mormonism be done away with by distributing the Old
+ Testament throughout Utah.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the investigation of the Department
+ of Justice now going on?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The result, in my judgment, will depend on its
+ thoroughness. If Mr. Springer succeeds in proving exactly what the
+ Department of Justice did, the methods pursued, if he finds out what their
+ spies and detectives and agents were instructed to do, then I think the
+ result will be as disastrous to the Department as beneficial to the
+ country. The people seem to have forgotten that a little while after the
+ first Star Route trial three of the agents of the Department of Justice
+ were indicted for endeavoring to bribe the jury. They forget that Mr.
+ Bowen, an agent of the Department of Justice, is a fugitive, because he
+ endeavored to bribe the foreman of the jury. They seem to forget that the
+ Department of Justice, in order to cover its own tracks, had the foreman
+ of the jury indicted because one of its agents endeavored to bribe him.
+ Probably this investigation will nudge the ribs of the public enough to
+ make people remember these things. Personally, I have no feelings on the
+ subject. It was enough for me that we succeeded in thwarting its methods,
+ in spite of the detectives, spies, and informers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Department is already beginning to dissolve. Brewster Cameron has left
+ it, and as a reward has been exiled to Arizona. Mr. Brewster will probably
+ be the next to pack his official valise. A few men endeavored to win
+ popularity by pursuing a few others, and thus far they have been
+ conspicuous failures. MacVeagh and James are to-day enjoying the oblivion
+ earned by misdirected energy, and Mr. Brewster will soon keep them
+ company. The history of the world does not furnish an instance of more
+ flagrant abuse of power. There never was a trial as shamelessly conducted
+ by a government. But, as I said before, I have no feeling now except that
+ of pity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that Mr. Beecher is coming round to your views on
+ theology?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I would not have the egotism to say that he was coming
+ round to my views, but evidently Mr. Beecher has been growing. His head
+ has been instructed by his heart; and if a man will allow even the poor
+ plant of pity to grow in his heart he will hold in infinite execration all
+ orthodox religion. The moment he will allow himself to think that eternal
+ consequences depend upon human life; that the few short years we live in
+ the world determine for an eternity the question of infinite joy or
+ infinite pain; the moment he thinks of that he will see that it is an
+ infinite absurdity. For instance, a man is born in Arkansas and lives
+ there to be seventeen or eighteen years of age, is it possible that he can
+ be truthfully told at the day of judgment that he had a fair chance? Just
+ imagine a man being held eternally responsible for his conduct in
+ Delaware! Mr. Beecher is a man of great genius&mdash;full of poetry and
+ pathos. Every now and then he is driven back by the orthodox members of
+ his congregation toward the old religion, and for the benefit of those
+ weak disciples he will preach what is called "a doctrinal sermon;" but
+ before he gets through with it, seeing that it is infinitely cruel, he
+ utters a cry of horror, and protests with all the strength of his nature
+ against the cruelty of the creed. I imagine that he has always thought
+ that he was under great obligation to Plymouth Church, but the truth is
+ that the church depends upon him; that church gets its character from Mr.
+ Beecher. He has done a vast deal to ameliorate the condition of the
+ average orthodox mind. He excites the envy of the mediocre minister, and
+ he excites the hatred of the really orthodox, but he receives the
+ approbation of good and generous men everywhere. For my part, I have no
+ quarrel with any religion that does not threaten eternal punishment to
+ very good people, and that does not promise eternal reward to very bad
+ people. If orthodox Christianity is true, some of the best people I know
+ are going to hell, and some of the meanest I have ever known are either in
+ heaven or on the road. Of course, I admit that there are thousands and
+ millions of good Christians&mdash;honest and noble people, but in my
+ judgment, Mr. Beecher is the greatest man in the world who now occupies a
+ pulpit.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ Speaking of a man's living in Delaware, a young man, some time ago, came
+ up to me on the street, in an Eastern city and asked for money. "What is
+ your business," I asked. "I am a waiter by profession." "Where do you come
+ from?" "Delaware." "Well, what was the matter &mdash;did you drink, or
+ cheat your employer, or were you idle?" "No." "What was the trouble?"
+ "Well, the truth is, the State is so small they don't need any waiters;
+ they all reach for what they want."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not think there are some dangerous tendencies in
+ Liberalism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I will first state this proposition: The credit system in
+ morals, as in business, breeds extravagance. The cash system in morals, as
+ well as in business, breeds economy. We will suppose a community in which
+ everybody is bound to sell on credit, and in which every creditor can take
+ the benefit of the bankrupt law every Saturday night, and the constable
+ pays the costs. In my judgment that community would be extravagant as long
+ as the merchants lasted. We will take another community in which everybody
+ has to pay cash, and in my judgment that community will be a very
+ economical one. Now, then, let us apply this to morals. Christianity
+ allows everybody to sin on a credit, and allows a man who has lived, we
+ will say sixty-nine years, what Christians are pleased to call a worldly
+ life, an immoral life. They allow him on his death-bed, between the last
+ dose of medicine and the last breath, to be converted, and that man who
+ has done nothing except evil, becomes an angel. Here is another man who
+ has lived the same length of time, doing all the good he possibly could
+ do, but not meeting with what they are pleased to call "a change of
+ heart;" he goes to a world of pain. Now, my doctrine is that everybody
+ must reap exactly what he sows, other things being equal. If he acts badly
+ he will not be very happy; if he acts well he will not be very sad. I
+ believe in the doctrine of consequences, and that every man must stand the
+ consequences of his own acts. It seems to me that that fact will have a
+ greater restraining influence than the idea that you can, just before you
+ leave this world, shift your burden on to somebody else. I am a believer
+ in the restraining influences of liberty, because responsibility goes hand
+ in hand with freedom. I do not believe that the gallows is the last step
+ between earth and heaven. I do not believe in the conversion and salvation
+ of murderers while their innocent victims are in hell. The church has
+ taught so long that he who acts virtuously carries a cross, and that only
+ sinners enjoy themselves, that it may be that for a little while after men
+ leave the church they may go to extremes until they demonstrate for
+ themselves that the path of vice is the path of thorns, and that only
+ along the wayside of virtue grow the flowers of joy. The church has
+ depicted virtue as a sour, wrinkled termagant; an old woman with nothing
+ but skin and bones, and a temper beyond description; and at the same time
+ vice has been painted in all the voluptuous outlines of a Greek statue.
+ The truth is exactly the other way. A thing is right because it pays; a
+ thing is wrong because it does not; and when I use the word "pays," I mean
+ in the highest and noblest sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Daily News</i>, Denver, Colorado, January 17, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FREE TRADE AND CHRISTIANITY.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Who will be the Republican nominee for President?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The correct answer to this question would make so many men
+ unhappy that I have concluded not to give it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Has not the Democracy injured itself irretrievably by
+ permitting the free trade element to rule it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think that the Democratic party weakened itself by
+ electing Carlisle, Speaker. I think him an excellent man, an exceedingly
+ candid man, and one who will do what he believes ought to be done. I have
+ a very high opinion of Mr. Carlisle. I do not suppose any party in this
+ country is really for free trade. I find that all writers upon the
+ subject, no matter which side they are on, are on that side with certain
+ exceptions. Adam Smith was in favor of free trade, with a few exceptions,
+ and those exceptions were in matters where he thought it was for England's
+ interest not to have free trade. The same may be said of all writers. So
+ far as I can see, the free traders have all the arguments and the
+ protectionists all the facts. The free trade theories are splendid, but
+ they will not work; the results are disastrous. We find by actual
+ experiment that it is better to protect home industries. It was once said
+ that protection created nothing but monopoly; the argument was that way,
+ but the facts are not. Take, for instance, steel rails; when we bought
+ them of England we paid one hundred and twenty-five dollars a ton. I
+ believe there was a tariff of twenty-eight or twenty-nine dollars a ton,
+ and yet in spite of all the arguments going to show that protection would
+ simply increase prices in America, would simply enrich the capitalists and
+ impoverish the consumer, steel rails are now produced, I believe, right
+ here in Colorado for forty-two dollars a ton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, it is a question of labor; a question of prices that shall be
+ paid the laboring man; a question of what the laboring man shall eat;
+ whether he shall eat meat or soup made from the bones. Very few people
+ take into consideration the value of raw material and the value of labor.
+ Take, for instance, your ton of steel rails worth forty-two dollars. The
+ iron in the earth is not worth twenty-five cents. The coal in the earth
+ and the lime in the ledge together are not worth twenty-five cents. Now,
+ then, of the forty-two dollars, forty-one and a half is labor. There is
+ not two dollars' worth of raw material in a locomotive worth fifteen
+ thousand dollars. By raw material I mean the material in the earth. There
+ is not in the works of a watch which will sell for fifteen dollars, raw
+ material of the value of one-half cent. All the rest is labor. A ship, a
+ man-of-war that costs one million dollars&mdash; the raw material in the
+ earth is not worth, in my judgment, one thousand dollars. All the rest is
+ labor. If there is any way to protect American labor, I am in favor of it.
+ If the present tariff does not do it, then I am in favor of changing to
+ one that will. If the Democratic party takes a stand for free trade or
+ anything like it, they will need protection; they will need protection at
+ the polls; that is to say, they will meet only with defeat and disaster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What should be done with the surplus revenue?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My answer to that is, reduce internal revenue taxation
+ until the present surplus is exhausted, and then endeavor so to arrange
+ your tariff that you will not produce more than you need. I think the
+ easiest question to grapple with on this earth is a surplus of money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not believe in distributing it among the States. I do not think there
+ could be a better certificate of the prosperity of our country than the
+ fact that we are troubled with a surplus revenue; that we have the
+ machinery for collecting taxes in such perfect order, so ingeniously
+ contrived, that it cannot be stopped; that it goes right on collecting
+ money, whether we want it or not; and the wonderful thing about it is that
+ nobody complains. If nothing else can be done with the surplus revenue,
+ probably we had better pay some of our debts. I would suggest, as a last
+ resort, to pay a few honest claims.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you getting nearer to or farther away from God,
+ Christianity and the Bible?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, as Mr. Locke so often remarked, we will
+ define our terms. If by the word "God" is meant a person, a being, who
+ existed before the creation of the universe, and who controls all that is,
+ except himself, I do not believe in such a being; but if by the word God
+ is meant all that is, that is to say, the universe, including every atom
+ and every star, then I am a believer. I suppose the word that would
+ nearest describe me is "Pantheist." I cannot believe that a being existed
+ from eternity, and who finally created this universe after having wasted
+ an eternity in idleness; but upon this subject I know just as little as
+ anybody ever did or ever will, and, in my judgment, just as much. My
+ intellectual horizon is somewhat limited, and, to tell you the truth, this
+ is the only world that I was ever in. I am what might be called a
+ representative of a rural district, and, as a matter of fact, I know very
+ little about the district. I believe it was Confucius who said: "How
+ should I know anything about another world when I know so little of this?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The greatest intellects of the world have endeavored to find words to
+ express their conception of God, of the first cause, or of the science of
+ being, but they have never succeeded. I find in the old Confession of
+ Faith, in the old Catechism, for instance, this description: That God is a
+ being without body, parts or passions. I think it would trouble anybody to
+ find a better definition of nothing. That describes a vacuum, that is to
+ say, that describes the absence of everything. I find that theology is a
+ subject that only the most ignorant are certain about, and that the more a
+ man thinks, the less he knows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the Bible God, I do not know that I am going farther and farther
+ away. I have been about as far as a man could get for many years. I do not
+ believe in the God of the Old Testament.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to the next branch of your question, Christianity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question arises, What is Christianity? I have no objection to the
+ morality taught as a part of Christianity, no objection to its charity,
+ its forgiveness, its kindness; no objection to its hope for this world and
+ another, not the slightest, but all these things do not make Christianity.
+ Mohammed taught certain doctrines that are good, but the good in the
+ teachings of Mohammed is not Mohammedism. When I speak of Christianity I
+ speak of that which is distinctly Christian. For instance, the idea that
+ the Infinite God was born in Palestine, learned the carpenter's trade,
+ disputed with the parsons of his time, excited the wrath of the
+ theological bigots, and was finally crucified; that afterward he was
+ raised from the dead, and that if anybody believes this he will be saved
+ and if he fails to believe it, he will be lost; in other words, that which
+ is distinctly Christian in the Christian system, is its supernaturalism,
+ its miracles, its absurdity. Truth does not need to go into partnership
+ with the supernatural. What Christ said is worth the reason it contains.
+ If a man raises the dead and then says twice two are five, that changes no
+ rule in mathematics. If a multiplication table was divinely inspired, that
+ does no good. The question is, is it correct? So I think that in the world
+ of morals, we must prove that a thing is right or wrong by experience, by
+ analogy, not by miracles. There is no fact in physical science that can be
+ supernaturally demonstrated. Neither is there any fact in the moral world
+ that could be substantiated by miracles. Now, then, keeping in mind that
+ by Christianity I mean the supernatural in that system, of course I am
+ just as far away from it as I can get. For the man Christ I have respect.
+ He was an infidel in his day, and the ministers of his day cried out
+ blasphemy, as they have been crying ever since, against every person who
+ has suggested a new thought or shown the worthlessness of an old one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to the third part of the question, the Bible. People say that the
+ Bible is inspired. Well, what does inspiration mean? Did God write it? No;
+ but the men who did write it were guided by the Holy Spirit. Very well.
+ Did they write exactly what the Holy Spirit wanted them to write? Well,
+ religious people say, yes. At the same time they admit that the gentlemen
+ who were collecting, or taking down in shorthand what was said, had to use
+ their own words. Now, we all know that the same words do not have the same
+ meaning to all people. It is impossible to convey the same thoughts to all
+ minds by the same language, and it is for that reason that the Bible has
+ produced so many sects, not only disagreeing with each other, but
+ disagreeing among themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We find, then, that it is utterly impossible for God (admitting that there
+ is one) to convey the same thoughts in human language to all people. No
+ two persons understand the same language alike. A man's understanding
+ depends upon his experience, upon his capacity, upon the particular bent
+ of his mind&mdash;in fact, upon the countless influences that have made
+ him what he is. Everything in nature tells everyone who sees it a story,
+ but that story depends upon the capacity of the one to whom it is told.
+ The sea says one thing to the ordinary man, and another thing to
+ Shakespeare. The stars have not the same language for all people. The
+ consequence is that no book can tell the same story to any two persons.
+ The Jewish Scriptures are like other books, written by different men in
+ different ages of the world, hundreds of years apart, filled with
+ contradictions. They embody, I presume, fairly enough, the wisdom and
+ ignorance, the reason and prejudice, of the times in which they were
+ written. They are worth the good that is in them, and the question is
+ whether we will take the good and throw the bad away. There are good laws
+ and bad laws. There are wise and foolish sayings. There are gentle and
+ cruel passages, and you can find a text to suit almost any frame of mind;
+ whether you wish to do an act of charity or murder a neighbor's babe, you
+ will find a passage that will exactly fit the case. So that I can say that
+ I am still for the reasonable, for the natural; and am still opposed to
+ the absurd and supernatural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there any better or more ennobling belief than
+ Christianity; if so, what is it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There are many good things, of course, in every religion,
+ or they would not have existed; plenty of good precepts in Christianity,
+ but the thing that I object to more than all others is the doctrine of
+ eternal punishment, the idea of hell for many and heaven for the few. Take
+ from Christianity the doctrine of eternal punishment and I have no
+ particular objection to what is generally preached. If you will take that
+ away, and all the supernatural connected with it, I have no objection; but
+ that doctrine of eternal punishment tends to harden the human heart. It
+ has produced more misery than all the other doctrines in the world. It has
+ shed more blood; it has made more martyrs. It has lighted the fires of
+ persecution and kept the sword of cruelty wet with heroic blood for at
+ least a thousand years. There is no crime that that doctrine has not
+ produced. I think it would be impossible for the imagination to conceive
+ of a worse religion than orthodox Christianity&mdash;utterly impossible; a
+ doctrine that divides this world, a doctrine that divides families, a
+ doctrine that teaches the son that he can be happy, with his mother in
+ perdition; the husband that he can be happy in heaven while his wife
+ suffers the agonies of hell. This doctrine is infinite injustice, and
+ tends to subvert all ideas of justice in the human heart. I think it would
+ be impossible to conceive of a doctrine better calculated to make wild
+ beasts of men than that; in fact, that doctrine was born of all the wild
+ beast there is in man. It was born of infinite revenge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Think of preaching that you must believe that a certain being was the son
+ of God, no matter whether your reason is convinced or not. Suppose one
+ should meet, we will say on London Bridge, a man clad in rags, and he
+ should stop us and say, "My friend, I wish to talk with you a moment. I am
+ the rightful King of Great Britain," and you should say to him, "Well, my
+ dinner is waiting; I have no time to bother about who the King of England
+ is," and then he should meet another and insist on his stopping while the
+ pulled out some papers to show that he was the rightful King of England,
+ and the other man should say, "I have got business here, my friend; I am
+ selling goods, and I have no time to bother my head about who the King of
+ England is. No doubt you are the King of England, but you don't look like
+ him." And then suppose he stops another man, and makes the same statement
+ to him, and the other man should laugh at him and say, "I don't want to
+ hear anything on this subject; you are crazy; you ought to go to some
+ insane asylum, or put something on your head to keep you cool." And
+ suppose, after all, it should turn out that the man was King of England,
+ and should afterward make his claim good and be crowned in Westminster.
+ What would we think of that King if he should hunt up the gentlemen that
+ he met on London Bridge, and have their heads cut off because they had no
+ faith that he was the rightful heir? And what would we think of a God now
+ who would damn a man eighteen hundred years after the event, because he
+ did not believe that he was God at the time he was living in Jerusalem;
+ not only damn the fellows that he met and who did not believe him, but
+ gentlemen who lived eighteen hundred years afterward, and who certainly
+ could have known nothing of the facts except from hearsay?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The best religion, after all, is common sense; a religion for this world,
+ one world at a time, a religion for to-day. We want a religion that will
+ deal in questions in which we are interested. How are we to do away with
+ crime? How are we to do away with pauperism? How are we to do away with
+ want and misery in every civilized country? England is a Christian nation,
+ and yet about one in six in the city of London dies in almshouses,
+ asylums, prisons, hospitals and jails. We, I suppose, are a civilized
+ nation, and yet all the penitentiaries are crammed; there is want on every
+ hand, and my opinion is that we had better turn our attention to this
+ world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christianity is charitable; Christianity spends a great deal of money; but
+ I am somewhat doubtful as to the good that is accomplished. There ought to
+ be some way to prevent crime; not simply to punish it. There ought to be
+ some way to prevent pauperism, not simply to relieve temporarily a pauper,
+ and if the ministers and good people belonging to the churches would spend
+ their time investigating the affairs of this world and let the New
+ Jerusalem take care of itself, I think it would be far better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The church is guilty of one great contradiction. The ministers are always
+ talking about worldly people, and yet, were it not for worldly people, who
+ would pay the salary? How could the church live a minute unless somebody
+ attended to the affairs of this world? The best religion, in my judgment,
+ is common sense going along hand in hand with kindness, and not troubling
+ ourselves about another world until we get there. I am willing for one, to
+ wait and see what kind of a country it will be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Does the question of the inspiration of Scriptures affect
+ the beauty and benefits of Christianity here and hereafter?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A belief in the inspiration of the Scriptures has done, in
+ my judgment, great harm. The Bible has been the breastwork for nearly
+ everything wrong. The defenders of slavery relied on the Bible. The Bible
+ was the real auction block on which every negro stood when he was sold. I
+ never knew a minister to preach in favor of slavery that did not take his
+ text from the Bible. The Bible teaches persecution for opinion's sake. The
+ Bible&mdash;that is the Old Testament&mdash;upholds polygamy, and just to
+ the extent that men, through the Bible, have believed that slavery,
+ religious persecution, wars of extermination and polygamy were taught by
+ God, just to that extent the Bible has done great harm. The idea of
+ inspiration enslaves the human mind and debauches the human heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is not Christianity and the belief in God a check upon
+ mankind in general and thus a good thing in itself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. This, again, brings up the question of what you mean by
+ Christianity, but taking it for granted that you mean by Christianity the
+ church, then I answer, when the church had almost absolute authority, then
+ the world was the worst.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to the other part of the question, "Is not a belief in God a check
+ upon mankind in general?" That is owing to what kind of God the man
+ believes in. When mankind believed in the God of the Old Testament, I
+ think that belief was a bad thing; the tendency was bad. I think that John
+ Calvin patterned after Jehovah as nearly as his health and strength would
+ permit. Man makes God in his own image, and bad men are not apt to have a
+ very good God if they make him. I believe it is far better to have a real
+ belief in goodness, in kindness, in honesty and in mankind than in any
+ supernatural being whatever. I do not suppose it would do any harm for a
+ man to believe in a real good God, a God without revenge, a God that was
+ not very particular in having a man believe a doctrine whether he could
+ understand it or not. I do not believe that a belief of that kind would do
+ any particular harm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a vast difference between the God of John Calvin and the God of
+ Henry Ward Beecher, and a great difference between the God of Cardinal
+ Pedro Gonzales de Mendoza and the God of Theodore Parker.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Well, Colonel, is the world growing better or worse?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think better in some respects and worse in others; but on
+ the whole, better. I think that while events, like the pendulum of a
+ clock, go backward and forward, man, like the hands, goes forward. I think
+ there is more reason and less religion, more charity and less creed. I
+ think the church is improving. Ministers are ashamed to preach the old
+ doctrines with the old fervor. There was a time when the pulpit controlled
+ the pews. It is so no longer. The pews know what they want, and if the
+ minister does not furnish it they discharge him and employ another. He is
+ no longer an autocrat; he must bring to the market what his customers are
+ willing to buy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are you going to do to be saved?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I think I am safe, anyway. I suppose I have a right
+ to rely on what Matthew says, that if I will forgive others God will
+ forgive me. I suppose if there is another world I shall be treated very
+ much as I treat others. I never expect to find perfect bliss anywhere;
+ maybe I should tire of it if I should. What I have endeavored to do has
+ been to put out the fires of an ignorant and cruel hell; to do what I
+ could to destroy that dogma; to destroy the doctrine that makes the cradle
+ as terrible as the coffin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Denver Republican</i>, Denver, Colorado, January 17, 1884.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE OATH QUESTION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I suppose that your attention has been called to the
+ excitement in England over the oath question, and you have probably
+ wondered that so much should have been made of so little?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; I have read a few articles upon the subject, including
+ one by Cardinal Newman. It is wonderful that so many people imagine that
+ there is something miraculous in the oath. They seem to regard it as a
+ kind of verbal fetich, a charm, an "open sesame" to be pronounced at the
+ door of truth, a spell, a kind of moral thumbscrew, by means of which
+ falsehood itself is compelled to turn informer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The oath has outlived its brother, "the wager of battle." Both were born
+ of the idea that God would interfere for the right and for the truth.
+ Trial by fire and by water had the same origin. It was once believed that
+ the man in the wrong could not kill the man in the right; but, experience
+ having shown that he usually did, the belief gradually fell into
+ disrepute. So it was once thought that a perjurer could not swallow a
+ piece of sacramental bread; but, the fear that made the swallowing
+ difficult having passed away, the appeal to the corsned was abolished. It
+ was found that a brazen or a desperate man could eat himself out of the
+ greatest difficulty with perfect ease, satisfying the law and his own
+ hunger at the same time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The oath is a relic of barbarous theology, of the belief that a personal
+ God interferes in the affairs of men; that some God protects innocence and
+ guards the right. The experience of the world has sadly demonstrated the
+ folly of that belief. The testimony of a witness ought to be believed, not
+ because it is given under the solemnities of an oath, but because it is
+ reasonable. If unreasonable it ought to be thrown aside. The question
+ ought not to be, "Has this been sworn to?" but, "Is this true?" The moment
+ evidence is tested by the standard of reason, the oath becomes a useless
+ ceremony. Let the man who gives false evidence be punished as the
+ lawmaking power may prescribe. He should be punished because he commits a
+ crime against society, and he should be punished in this world. All honest
+ men will tell the truth if they can; therefore, oaths will have no effect
+ upon them. Dishonest men will not tell the truth unless the truth happens
+ to suit their purpose; therefore, oaths will have no effect upon them. We
+ punish them, not for swearing to a lie, but for telling it, and we can
+ make the punishment for telling the falsehood just as severe as we wish.
+ If they are to be punished in another world, the probability is that the
+ punishment there will be for having told the falsehood here. After all, a
+ lie is made no worse by an oath, and the truth is made no better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You object then to the oath. Is your objection based on
+ any religious grounds, or on any prejudice against the ceremony because of
+ its religious origin; or what is your objection?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I care nothing about the origin of the ceremony. The
+ objection to the oath is this: It furnishes a falsehood with a letter of
+ credit. It supplies the wolf with sheep's clothing and covers the hands of
+ Jacob with hair. It blows out the light, and in the darkness Leah is taken
+ for Rachel. It puts upon each witness a kind of theological gown. This
+ gown hides the moral rags of the depraved wretch as well as the virtues of
+ the honest man. The oath is a mask that falsehood puts on, and for a
+ moment is mistaken for truth. It gives to dishonesty the advantage of
+ solemnity. The tendency of the oath is to put all testimony on an
+ equality. The obscure rascal and the man of sterling character both
+ "swear," and jurors who attribute a miraculous quality to the oath, forget
+ the real difference in the men, and give about the same weight to the
+ evidence of each, because both were "sworn." A scoundrel is delighted with
+ the opportunity of going through a ceremony that gives importance and
+ dignity to his story, that clothes him for the moment with respectability,
+ loans him the appearance of conscience, and gives the ring of true coin to
+ the base metal. To him the oath is a shield. He is in partnership, for a
+ moment, with God, and people who have no confidence in the witness credit
+ the firm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Of course you know the religionists insist that people
+ are more likely to tell the truth when "sworn," and that to take away the
+ oath is to destroy the foundation of testimony?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the use of the oath is defended on the ground that
+ religious people need a stimulus to tell the truth, then I am compelled to
+ say that religious people have been so badly educated that they mistake
+ the nature of the crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They should be taught that to defeat justice by falsehood is the real
+ offence. Besides, fear is not the natural foundation of virtue. Even with
+ religious people fear cannot always last. Ananias and Sapphira have been
+ dead so long, and since their time so many people have sworn falsely
+ without affecting their health that the fear of sudden divine vengeance no
+ longer pales the cheek of the perjurer. If the vengeance is not sudden,
+ then, according to the church, the criminal will have plenty of time to
+ repent; so that the oath no longer affects even the fearful. Would it not
+ be better for the church to teach that telling the falsehood is the real
+ crime, and that taking the oath neither adds to nor takes from its
+ enormity? Would it not be better to teach that he who does wrong must
+ suffer the consequences, whether God forgives him or not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who tries to injure another may or may not succeed, but he cannot by
+ any possibility fail to injure himself. Men should be taught that there is
+ no difference between truth-telling and truth-swearing. Nothing is more
+ vicious than the idea that any ceremony or form of words&mdash;hand-lifting
+ or book-kissing&mdash;can add, even in the slightest degree, to the
+ perpetual obligation every human being is under to speak the truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth, plainly told, naturally commends itself to the intelligent.
+ Every fact is a genuine link in the infinite chain, and will agree
+ perfectly with every other fact. A fact asks to be inspected, asks to be
+ understood. It needs no oath, no ceremony, no supernatural aid. It is
+ independent of all the gods. A falsehood goes in partnership with
+ theology, and depends on the partner for success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To show how little influence for good has been attributed to the oath, it
+ is only necessary to say that for centuries, in the Christian world, no
+ person was allowed to testify who had the slightest pecuniary interest in
+ the result of a suit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The expectation of a farthing in this world was supposed to outweigh the
+ fear of God's wrath in the next. All the pangs, pains, and penalties of
+ perdition were considered as nothing when compared with pounds, shillings
+ and pence in this world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You know that in nearly all deliberative bodies&mdash;in
+ parliaments and congresses&mdash;an oath or an affirmation is required to
+ support what is called the Constitution; and that all officers are
+ required to swear or affirm that they will discharge their duties; do
+ these oaths and affirmations, in your judgment, do any good?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Men have sought to make nations and institutions immortal
+ by oaths. Subjects have sworn to obey kings, and kings have sworn to
+ protect subjects, and yet the subjects have sometimes beheaded a king; and
+ the king has often plundered the subjects. The oaths enabled them to
+ deceive each other. Every absurdity in religion, and all tyrannical
+ institutions, have been patched, buttressed, and reinforced by oaths; and
+ yet the history of the world shows the utter futility of putting in the
+ coffin of an oath the political and religious aspirations of the race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Revolutions and reformations care little for "So help me God." Oaths have
+ riveted shackles and sanctified abuses. People swear to support a
+ constitution, and they will keep the oath as long as the constitution
+ supports them. In 1776 the colonists cared nothing for the fact that they
+ had sworn to support the British crown. All the oaths to defend the
+ Constitution of the United States did not prevent the Civil War. We have
+ at last learned that States may be kept together for a little time, by
+ force; permanently only by mutual interests. We have found that the
+ Delilah of superstition cannot bind with oaths the secular Samson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why should a member of Parliament or of Congress swear to maintain the
+ Constitution? If he is a dishonest man, the oath will have no effect; if
+ he is an honest patriot, it will have no effect. In both cases it is
+ equally useless. If a member fails to support the Constitution the
+ probability is that his constituents will treat him as he does the
+ Constitution. In this country, after all the members of Congress have
+ sworn or affirmed to defend the Constitution, each political party charges
+ the other with a deliberate endeavor to destroy that "sacred instrument."
+ Possibly the political oath was invented to prevent the free and natural
+ development of a nation. Kings and nobles and priests wished to retain the
+ property they had filched and clutched, and for that purpose they
+ compelled the real owners to swear that they would support and defend the
+ law under color of which the theft and robbery had been accomplished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, in the church, creeds have been protected by oaths. Priests and laymen
+ solemnly swore that they would, under no circumstances, resort to reason;
+ that they would overcome facts by faith, and strike down demonstrations
+ with the "sword of the spirit." Professors of the theological seminary at
+ Andover, Massachusetts, swear to defend certain dogmas and to attack
+ others. They swear sacredly to keep and guard the ignorance they have.
+ With them, philosophy leads to perjury, and reason is the road to crime.
+ While theological professors are not likely to make an intellectual
+ discovery, still it is unwise, by taking an oath, to render that certain
+ which is only improbable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If all witnesses sworn to tell the truth, did so, if all members of
+ Parliament and of Congress, in taking the oath, became intelligent,
+ patriotic, and honest, I should be in favor of retaining the ceremony; but
+ we find that men who have taken the same oath advocate opposite ideas, and
+ entertain different opinions, as to the meaning of constitutions and laws.
+ The oath adds nothing to their intelligence; does not even tend to
+ increase their patriotism, and certainly does not make the dishonest
+ honest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are not persons allowed to testify in the United States
+ whether they believe in future rewards and punishments or not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In this country, in most of the States, witnesses are
+ allowed to testify whether they believe in perdition and paradise or not.
+ In some States they are allowed to testify even if they deny the existence
+ of God. We have found that religious belief does not compel people to tell
+ the truth, and than an utter denial of every Christian creed does not even
+ tend to make them dishonest. You see, a religious belief does not affect
+ the senses. Justice should not shut any door that leads to truth. No one
+ will pretend that, because you do not believe in hell, your sight is
+ impaired, or your hearing dulled, or your memory rendered less retentive.
+ A witness in a court is called upon to tell what he has seen, what he has
+ heard, what he remembers, not what he believes about gods and devils and
+ hells and heavens. A witness substantiates not a faith, but a fact. In
+ order to ascertain whether a witness will tell the truth, you might with
+ equal propriety examine him as to his ideas about music, painting or
+ architecture, as theology. A man may have no ear for music, and yet
+ remember what he hears. He may care nothing about painting, and yet is
+ able to tell what he sees. So he may deny every creed, and yet be able to
+ tell the facts as he remembers them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thomas Jefferson was wise enough so to frame the Constitution of Virginia
+ that no person could be deprived of any civil right on account of his
+ religious or irreligious belief. Through the influence of men like Paine,
+ Franklin and Jefferson, it was provided in the Federal Constitution that
+ officers elected under its authority could swear or affirm. This was the
+ natural result of the separation of church and state.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that your Presidents and Governors issue their
+ proclamations calling on the people to assemble in their churches and
+ offer thanks to God. How does this happen in a Government where church and
+ state are not united?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Jefferson, when President, refused to issue what is known
+ as the "Thanksgiving Proclamation," on the ground that the Federal
+ Government had no right to interfere in religious matters; that the people
+ owed no religious duties to the Government; that the Government derived
+ its powers, not from priests or gods, but from the people, and was
+ responsible alone to the source of its power. The truth is, the framers of
+ our Constitution intended that the Government should be secular in the
+ broadest and best sense; and yet there are thousands and thousands of
+ religious people in this country who are greatly scandalized because there
+ is no recognition of God in the Federal Constitution; and for several
+ years a great many ministers have been endeavoring to have the
+ Constitution amended so as to recognize the existence of God and the
+ divinity of Christ. A man by the name of Pollock was once superintendent
+ of the mint of Philadelphia. He was almost insane about having God in the
+ Constitution. Failing in that, he got the inscription on our money, "In
+ God we Trust." As our silver dollar is now, in fact, worth only
+ eighty-five cents, it is claimed that the inscription means that we trust
+ in God for the other fifteen cents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a constant effort on the part of many Christians to have their
+ religion in some way recognized by law. Proclamations are now issued
+ calling upon the people to give thanks, and directing attention to the
+ fact that, while God has scourged or neglected other nations, he has been
+ remarkably attentive to the wants and wishes of the United States.
+ Governors of States issue these documents written in a tone of pious
+ insincerity. The year may or may not have been prosperous, yet the degree
+ of thankfulness called for is always precisely the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A few years ago the Governor of Iowa issued an exceedingly rhetorical
+ proclamation, in which the people were requested to thank God for the
+ unparalleled blessings he had showered upon them. A private citizen,
+ fearing that the Lord might be misled by official correspondence, issued
+ his proclamation, in which he recounted with great particularity the
+ hardships of the preceding year. He insisted that the weather had been of
+ the poorest quality; that the spring came late, and the frost early; that
+ the people were in debt; that the farms were mortgaged; that the merchants
+ were bankrupt; and that everything was in the worst possible condition. He
+ concluded by sincerely hoping that the Lord would pay no attention to the
+ proclamation of the Governor, but would, if he had any doubt on the
+ subject, come down and examine the State for himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These proclamations have always appeared to me absurdly egotistical. Why
+ should God treat us any better than he does the rest of his children? Why
+ should he send pestilence and famine to China, and health and plenty to
+ us? Why give us corn, and Egypt cholera? All these proclamations grow out
+ of egotism and selfishness, of ignorance and superstition, and are based
+ upon the idea that God is a capricious monster; that he loves flattery;
+ that he can be coaxed and cajoled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conclusion of the whole matter with me is this: For truth in courts we
+ must depend upon the trained intelligence of judges, the right of
+ cross-examination, the honesty and common sense of jurors, and upon an
+ enlightened public opinion. As for members of Congress, we will trust to
+ the wisdom and patriotism, not only of the members, but of their
+ constituents. In religion we will give to all the luxury of absolute
+ liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The alchemist did not succeed in finding any stone the touch of which
+ transmuted baser things to gold; and priests have not invented yet an oath
+ with power to force from falsehood's desperate lips the pearl of truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Secular Review</i>, London, England, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0037" id="link0037">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WENDELL PHILLIPS, FITZ JOHN PORTER AND BISMARCK.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you seeking to quit public lecturing on religious
+ questions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. As long as I live I expect now and then to say my say
+ against the religious bigotry and cruelty of the world. As long as the
+ smallest coal is red in hell I am going to keep on. I never had the
+ slightest idea of retiring. I expect the church to do the retiring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Wendell Phillips as an orator?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. He was a very great orator&mdash;one of the greatest that
+ the world has produced. He rendered immense service in the cause of
+ freedom. He was in the old days the thunderbolt that pierced the shield of
+ the Constitution. One of the bravest soldiers that ever fought for human
+ rights was Wendell Phillips.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the action of Congress on Fitz John
+ Porter?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Congress did right. I think they should have taken
+ this action long before. There was a question of his guilt, and he should
+ have been given the benefit of a doubt. They say he could have defeated
+ Longstreet. There are some people, you know, who would have it that an
+ army could be whipped by a good general with six mules and a blunderbuss.
+ But we do not regard those people. They know no more about it than a lady
+ who talked to me about Porter's case. She argued the question of Porter's
+ guilt for half an hour. I showed her where she was all wrong. When she
+ found she was beaten she took refuge with "Oh, well, anyhow he had no
+ genius." Well, if every man is to be shot who has no genius, I want to go
+ into the coffin business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your judgment, is necessary to be done to insure
+ Republican success this fall?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is only necessary for the Republican party to stand by
+ its principles. We must be in favor of protecting American labor not only,
+ but of protecting American capital, and we must be in favor of civil
+ rights, and must advocate the doctrine that the Federal Government must
+ protect all citizens. I am in favor of a tariff, not simply to raise a
+ revenue&mdash;that I regard as incidental. The Democrats regard protection
+ as incidental. The two principles should be, protection to American
+ industry and protection to American citizens. So that, after all, there is
+ but one issue&mdash;protection. As a matter of fact, that is all a
+ government is for&mdash;to protect. The Republican party is stronger
+ to-day than it was four years ago. The Republican party stands for the
+ progressive ideas of the American people. It has been said that the
+ administration will control the Southern delegates. I do not believe it.
+ This administration has not been friendly to the Southern Republicans, and
+ my opinion is there will be as much division in the Southern as in the
+ Northern States. I believe Blaine will be a candidate, and I do not
+ believe the Prohibitionists will put a ticket in the field, because they
+ have no hope of success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think generally of the revival of the bloody
+ shirt? Do you think the investigations of the Republicans of the Danville
+ and Copiah massacres will benefit them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I am in favor of the revival of that question just as
+ often as a citizen of the Republic is murdered on account of his politics.
+ If the South is sick of that question, let it stop persecuting men because
+ they are Republicans. I do not believe, however, in simply investigating
+ the question and then stopping after the guilty ones are found. I believe
+ in indicting them, trying them, and convicting them. If the Government can
+ do nothing except investigate, we might as well stop, and admit that we
+ have no government. Thousands of people think that it is almost vulgar to
+ take the part of the poor colored people in the South. What part should
+ you take if not that of the weak? The strong do not need you. And I can
+ tell the Southern people now, that as long as they persecute for opinion's
+ sake they will never touch the reins of political power in this country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you regard the action of Bismarck in returning the
+ Lasker resolutions? Was it the result of his hatred of the Jews?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Bismarck opposed a bill to do away with the disabilities of
+ the Jews on the ground that Prussia is a Christian nation, founded for the
+ purpose of spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ. I presume that it was his
+ hatred of the Jews that caused him to return the resolutions. Bismarck
+ should have lived several centuries ago. He belongs to the Dark Ages. He
+ is a believer in the sword and the bayonet&mdash;in brute force. He was
+ loved by Germany simply because he humiliated France. Germany gave her
+ liberty for revenge. It is only necessary to compare Bismarck with
+ Gambetta to see what a failure he really is. Germany was victorious and
+ took from France the earnings of centuries; and yet Germany is to-day the
+ least prosperous nation in Europe. France was prostrate, trampled into the
+ earth, robbed, and yet, guided by Gambetta, is to-day the most prosperous
+ nation in Europe. This shows the difference between brute force and brain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Times</i>, Chicago, Illinois, February 21, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0038" id="link0038">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ GENERAL SUBJECTS.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you enjoy lecturing?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course I enjoy lecturing. It is a great pleasure to
+ drive the fiend of fear out of the hearts of men women and children. It is
+ a positive joy to put out the fires of hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Where do you meet with the bitterest opposition?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I meet with the bitterest opposition where the people are
+ the most ignorant, where there is the least thought, where there are the
+ fewest books. The old theology is becoming laughable. Very few ministers
+ have the impudence to preach in the old way. They give new meanings to old
+ words. They subscribe to the same creed, but preach exactly the other way.
+ The clergy are ashamed to admit that they are orthodox, and they ought to
+ be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do liberal books, such as the works of Paine and Infidel
+ scientists sell well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, they are about the only books on serious subjects that
+ do sell well. The works of Darwin, Buckle, Draper, Haeckel, Tyndall,
+ Humboldt and hundreds of others, are read by intelligent people the world
+ over. Works of a religious character die on the shelves. The people want
+ facts. They want to know about the world, about all forms of life. They
+ want the mysteries of every day solved. They want honest thoughts about
+ sensible questions. They are tired of the follies of faith and the
+ falsehoods of superstition. They want a heaven here. In a few years the
+ old theological books will be sold to make paper on which to print the
+ discoveries of science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In what section of the country do you find the most
+ liberality?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I find great freedom of thought in Boston, New York,
+ Chicago, San Francisco, in fact, all over what we call the North. The West
+ of course is liberal. The truth is that all the intelligent part of the
+ country is liberal. The railroad, the telegraph, the daily paper, electric
+ light, the telephone, and freedom of thought belong together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it true that you were once threatened with a criminal
+ prosecution for libel on religion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, in Delaware. Chief Justice Comegys instructed the
+ grand jury to indict me for blasphemy. I have taken by revenge on the
+ State by leaving it in ignorance. Delaware is several centuries behind the
+ times. It is as bigoted as it is small. Compare Kansas City with
+ Wilmington and you will see the difference between liberalism and
+ orthodoxy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. This is Washington's birthday. What do you think of
+ General Washington?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose that Washington was what was called religious. He
+ was not very strict in his conduct. He tried to have church and state
+ united in Virginia and was defeated by Jefferson. It should make no
+ difference with us whether Washington was religious or not. Jefferson was
+ by far the greater man. In intellect there was no comparison between
+ Washington and Franklin. I do not prove the correctness of my ideas by
+ names of dead people. I depend upon reason instead of gravestones. One
+ fact is worth a cemetery full of distinguished corpses. We ask not for the
+ belief of somebody, but for evidence, for facts. The church is a beggar at
+ the door of respectability. The moment a man becomes famous, the church
+ asks him for a certificate that the Bible is true. It passes its hat
+ before generals and presidents, and kings while they are alive. It says
+ nothing about thinkers and real philosophers while they live, except to
+ slander them, but the moment they are dead it seeks among their words for
+ a crumb of comfort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will Liberalism ever organize in America?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I hope not. Organization means creed, and creed means
+ petrifaction and tyranny. I believe in individuality. I will not join any
+ society except an anti-society society.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider the religion of Bhagavat Purana of the
+ East as good as the Christian?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is far more poetic. It has greater variety and shows
+ vastly more thought. Like the Hebrew, it is poisoned with superstition,
+ but it has more beauty. Nothing can be more barren than the theology of
+ the Jews and Christians. One lonely God, a heaven filled with thoughtless
+ angels, a hell with unfortunate souls. Nothing can be more desolate. The
+ Greek mythology is infinitely better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the marriage institution is held in
+ less respect by Infidels than by Christians?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No; there was never a time when marriage was more believed
+ in than now. Never were wives treated better and loved more; never were
+ children happier than now. It is the ambition of the average American to
+ have a good and happy home. The fireside was never more popular than now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Beecher?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. He is a great man, but the habit of his mind and the bent
+ of his early education oppose his heart. He is growing and has been
+ growing every day for many years. He has given up the idea of eternal
+ punishment, and that of necessity destroys it all. The Christian religion
+ is founded upon hell. When the foundation crumbles the fabric falls.
+ Beecher was to have answered my article in the <i>North American Review</i>,
+ but when it appeared and he saw it, he agreed with so much of it that he
+ concluded that an answer would be useless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Times</i>, Kansas City, Missouri, February 23, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0039" id="link0039">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ REPLY TO KANSAS CITY CLERGY.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will you take any notice of Mr. Magrath's challenge?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think it worth while to discuss with Mr. Magrath.
+ I do not say this in disparagement of his ability, as I do not know the
+ gentleman. He may be one of the greatest of men. I think, however, that
+ Mr. Magrath might better answer what I have already said. If he succeeds
+ in that, then I will meet him in public discussion. Of course he is an
+ eminent theologian or he would not think of discussing these questions
+ with anybody. I have never heard of him, but for all that he may be the
+ most intelligent of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How have the recently expressed opinions of our local
+ clergy impressed you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose you refer to the preachers who have given their
+ opinion of me. In the first place I am obliged to them for acting as my
+ agents. I think Mr. Hogan has been imposed upon. Tacitus is a poor witness&mdash;about
+ like Josephus. I say again that we have not a word about Christ written by
+ any human being who lived in the time of Christ&mdash;not a solitary word,
+ and Mr. Hogan ought to know it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Rev. Mr. Matthews is mistaken. If the Bible proves anything, it proves
+ that the world was made in six days and that Adam and Eve were built on
+ Saturday. The Bible gives the age of Adam when he died, and then gives the
+ ages of others down to the flood, and then from that time at least to the
+ return from the captivity. If the genealogy of the Bible is true it is
+ about six thousand years since Adam was made, and the world is only five
+ days older than Adam. It is nonsense to say that the days were long
+ periods of time. If that is so, away goes the idea of Sunday. The only
+ reason for keeping Sunday given in the Bible is that God made the world in
+ six days and rested on the seventh. Mr. Mathews is not candid. He knows
+ that he cannot answer the arguments I have urged against the Bible. He
+ knows that the ancient Jews were barbarians, and that the Old Testament is
+ a barbarous book. He knows that it upholds slavery and polygamy, and he
+ probably feels ashamed of what he is compelled to preach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Jardine takes a very cheerful view of the subject. He expects the
+ light to dawn on the unbelievers. He speaks as though he were the superior
+ of all Infidels. He claims to be a student of the evidences of
+ Christianity. There are no evidences, consequently Mr. Jardine is a
+ student of nothing. It is amazing how dignified some people can get on a
+ small capital.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Haley has sense enough to tell the ministers not to attempt to answer
+ me. That is good advice. The ministers had better keep still. It is the
+ safer way. If they try to answer what I say, the "sheep" will see how
+ foolish the "shepherds" are. The best way is for them to say, "that has
+ been answered."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Wells agrees with Mr. Haley. He, too, thinks that silence is the best
+ weapon. I agree with him. Let the clergy keep still; that is the best way.
+ It is better to say nothing than to talk absurdity. I am delighted to
+ think that at last the ministers have concluded that they had better not
+ answer Infidels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Woods is fearful only for the young. He is afraid that I will hurt the
+ children. He thinks that the mother ought to stoop over the cradle and in
+ the ears of the babe shout, Hell! So he thinks in all probability that the
+ same word ought to be repeated at the grave as a consolation to mourners.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am glad that Mr. Mann thinks that I am doing neither good nor harm. This
+ gives me great hope. If I do no harm, certainly I ought not to be
+ eternally damned. It is very consoling to have an orthodox minister
+ solemnly assert that I am doing no harm. I wish I could say as much for
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth is, all these ministers have kept back their real thoughts. They
+ do not tell their doubts&mdash;they know that orthodoxy is doomed &mdash;they
+ know that the old doctrine excites laughter and scorn. They know that the
+ fires of hell are dying out; that the Bible is ceasing to be an authority;
+ and that the pulpit is growing feebler and feebler every day. Poor
+ parsons!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would the Catholicism of General Sherman's family affect
+ his chances for the presidency?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think the religion of the family should have any
+ weight one way or the other. It would make no difference with me; although
+ I hate Catholicism with all my heart, I do not hate Catholics. Some people
+ might be so prejudiced that they would not vote for a man whose wife
+ belongs to the Catholic Church; but such people are too narrow to be
+ consulted. General Sherman says that he wants no office. In that he shows
+ his good sense. He is a great man and a great soldier. He has won laurels
+ enough for one brow. He has the respect and admiration of the nation, and
+ does not need the presidency to finish his career. He wishes to enjoy the
+ honors he has won and the rest he deserves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Matthew Arnold?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. He is a man of talent, well educated, a little fussy,
+ somewhat sentimental, but he is not a genius. He is not creative. He is a
+ critic&mdash;not an originator. He will not compare with Emerson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Journal</i>, Kansas City, Missouri, February 23, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SWEARING AND AFFIRMING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is the difference in the parliamentary oath of this
+ country which saves us from such a squabble as they have had in England
+ over the Bradlaugh case?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Our Constitution provides that a member of Congress may
+ swear or affirm. The consequence is that we can have no such controversy
+ as they have had in England. The framers of our Constitution wished
+ forever to divorce church and state. They knew that it made no possible
+ difference whether a man swore or affirmed, or whether he swore and
+ affirmed to support the Constitution. All the Federal officers who went
+ into the Rebellion had sworn or affirmed to support the Constitution. All
+ that did no good. The entire oath business is a mistake. I think it would
+ be a thousand times better to abolish all oaths in courts of justice. The
+ oath allows a rascal to put on the garments of solemnity, the mask of
+ piety, while he tells a lie. In other words, the oath allows the villain
+ to give falsehood the appearance of truth. I think it would be far better
+ to let each witness tell his story and leave his evidence to the
+ intelligence of the jury and judge. The trouble about an oath is that its
+ tendency is to put all witnesses on an equality; the jury says, "Why, he
+ swore to it." Now, if the oath were abolished, the jury would judge all
+ testimony according to the witness, and then the evidence of one man of
+ good reputation would outweigh the lies of thousands of nobodies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was at one time believed that there was something miraculous in the
+ oath, that it was a kind of thumbscrew that would torture the truth out of
+ a rascal, and at one time they believed that if a man swore falsely he
+ might be struck by lightning or paralyzed. But so many people have sworn
+ to lies without having their health impaired that the old superstition has
+ very little weight with the average witness. I think it would be far
+ better to let every man tell his story; let him be cross-examined, let the
+ jury find out as much as they can of his character, of his standing among
+ his neighbors&mdash;then weigh his testimony in the scale of reason. The
+ oath is born of superstition, and everything born of superstition is bad.
+ The oath gives the lie currency; it gives it for the moment the ring of
+ true metal, and the ordinary average juror is imposed upon and justice in
+ many instances defeated. Nothing can be more absurd than the swearing of a
+ man to support the Constitution. Let him do what he likes. If he does not
+ support the Constitution, the probability is that his constituents will
+ refuse to support him. Every man who swears to support the Constitution
+ swears to support it as he understands it, and no two understand it
+ exactly alike. Now, if the oath brightened a man's intellect or added to
+ his information or increased his patriotism or gave him a little more
+ honesty, it would be a good thing&mdash;but it doesn't. And as a
+ consequence it is a very useless and absurd proceeding. Nothing amuses me
+ more in a court than to see one calf kissing the tanned skin of another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Courier</i>, Buffalo, New York, May 19, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0041" id="link0041">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ REPLY TO A BUFFALO CRITIC.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say in reply to the letter in to- day's
+ <i>Times</i> signed R. H. S.?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I find that I am accused of "four flagrant wrongs," and
+ while I am not as yet suffering from the qualms of conscience, nor do I
+ feel called upon to confess and be forgiven, yet I have something to say
+ in self-defence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the first objection made by your correspondent, namely, that my
+ doctrine deprives people of the hope that after this life is ended they
+ will meet their fathers, mothers, sisters and brothers, long since passed
+ away, in the land beyond the grave, and there enjoy their company forever,
+ I have this to say: If Christianity is true we are not quite certain of
+ meeting our relatives and friends where we can enjoy their company
+ forever. If Christianity is true most of our friends will be in hell. The
+ ones I love best and whose memory I cherish will certainly be among the
+ lost. The trouble about Christianity is that it is infinitely selfish.
+ Each man thinks that if he can save his own little, shriveled, microscopic
+ soul, that is enough. No matter what becomes of the rest. Christianity has
+ no consolation for a generous man. I do not wish to go to heaven if the
+ ones who have given me joy are to be lost. I would much rather go with
+ them. The only thing that makes life endurable in this world is human
+ love, and yet, according to Christianity, that is the very thing we are
+ not to have in the other world. We are to be so taken up with Jesus and
+ the angels, that we shall care nothing about our brothers and sisters that
+ have been damned. We shall be so carried away with the music of the harp
+ that we shall not even hear the wail of father or mother. Such a religion
+ is a disgrace to human nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the second objection,&mdash;that society cannot be held together in
+ peace and good order without hell and a belief in eternal torment, I would
+ ask why an infinitely wise and good God should make people of so poor and
+ mean a character that society cannot be held together without scaring
+ them. Is it possible that God has so made the world that the threat of
+ eternal punishment is necessary for the preservation of society?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The writer of the letter also says that it is necessary to believe that if
+ a man commits murder here he is destined to be punished in hell for the
+ offence. This is Christianity. Yet nearly every murderer goes directly
+ from the gallows to God. Nearly every murderer takes it upon himself to
+ lecture the assembled multitude who have gathered to see him hanged, and
+ invite them to meet him in heaven. When the rope is about his neck he
+ feels the wings growing. That is the trouble with the Christian doctrine.
+ Every murderer is told he may repent and go to heaven, and have the
+ happiness of seeing his victim in hell. Should heaven at any time become
+ dull, the vein of pleasure can be re-thrilled by the sight of his victim
+ wriggling on the gridiron of God's justice. Really, Christianity leads men
+ to sin on credit. It sells rascality on time and tells all the devils they
+ can have the benefit of the gospel bankrupt act.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next point in the letter is that I do not preach for the benefit of
+ mankind, but for the money which is the price of blood. Of course it makes
+ no difference whether I preach for money or not. That is to say, it makes
+ no difference to the preached. The arguments I advance are either good or
+ bad. If they are bad they can easily be answered by argument. If they are
+ not they cannot be answered by personalities or by ascribing to me selfish
+ motives. It is not a personal matter. It is a matter of logic, of sense&mdash;
+ not a matter of slander, vituperation or hatred. The writer of the letter,
+ R. H. S., may be an exceedingly good person, yet that will add no weight
+ to his or her argument. He or she may be a very bad person, but that would
+ not weaken the logic of the letter, if it had any logic to begin with. It
+ is not for me to say what my motives are in what I do or say; it must be
+ left to the judgment of mankind. I presume I am about as bad as most
+ folks, and as good as some, but my goodness or badness has nothing to do
+ with the question. I may have committed every crime in the world, yet that
+ does not make the story of the flood reasonable, nor does it even tend to
+ show that the three gentlemen in the furnace were not scorched. I may be
+ the best man in the world, yet that does not go to prove that Jonah was
+ swallowed by the whale. Let me say right here that if there is another
+ world I believe that every soul who finds the way to that shore will have
+ an everlasting opportunity to do right&mdash;of reforming. My objection to
+ Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and I
+ might add infinitely absurd. I deprive no one of any hope unless you call
+ the expectation of eternal pain a hope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you read the Rev. Father Lambert's "Notes on
+ Ingersoll," and if so, what have you to say of them or in reply to them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have read a few pages or paragraphs of that pamphlet, and
+ do not feel called upon to say anything. Mr. Lambert has the same right to
+ publish his ideas that I have, and the readers must judge. People who
+ believe his way will probably think that he has succeeded in answering me.
+ After all, he must leave the public to decide. I have no anxiety about the
+ decision. Day by day the people are advancing, and in a little while the
+ sacred superstitions of to-day will be cast aside with the foolish myths
+ and fables of the pagan world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a matter of fact there can be no argument in favor of the supernatural.
+ Suppose you should ask if I had read the work of that gentleman who says
+ that twice two are five. I should answer you that no gentleman can prove
+ that twice two are five; and yet this is exactly as easy as to prove the
+ existence of the supernatural. There are no arguments in favor of the
+ supernatural. There are theories and fears and mistakes and prejudices and
+ guesses, but no arguments&mdash;plenty of faith, but no facts; plenty of
+ divine revelation, but no demonstration. The supernatural, in my judgment,
+ is a mistake. I believe in the natural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Times</i>, Buffalo, New York, May 19, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ BLASPHEMY.*
+ </h2>
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+ [* "If Robert G. Ingersoll indulges in blasphemy to-night in
+ his lecture, as he has in other places and in this city
+ before, he will be arrested before he leaves the city." So
+ spoke Rev. Irwin H. Torrence, General Secretary of the
+ Pennsylvania Bible Society, yesterday afternoon to a <i>Press</i>
+ reporter. "We have consulted counsel; the law is with us,
+ and Ingersoll has but to do what he has done before, to find
+ himself in a cell. Here is the act of March 31, 1860:
+
+ "'If any person shall willfully, premeditatedly and
+ despitefully blaspheme or speak loosely and profanely of
+ Almighty God, Christ Jesus, the Holy Spirit, or the
+ Scriptures of Truth, such person, on conviction thereof,
+ shall be sentenced to pay a fine not exceeding one hundred
+ dollars, and undergo an imprisonment not exceeding three
+ months, or either, at the discretion of the court.'"
+
+ Last evening Colonel Ingersoll sat in the dining room at
+ Guy's Hotel, just in from New York City. When told of the
+ plans of Mr. Torrence and his friends, he laughed and said:]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I did not suppose that anybody was idiotic enough to want me arrested for
+ blasphemy. It seems to me that an infinite Being can take care of himself
+ without the aid of any agent of a Bible society. Perhaps it is wrong for
+ me to be here while the Methodist Conference is in session. Of course no
+ one who differs from the Methodist ministers should ever visit
+ Philadelphia while they are here. I most humbly hope to be forgiven.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the law of 1860?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is exceedingly foolish. Surely, there is no need for the
+ Legislature of Pennsylvania to protect an infinite God, and why should the
+ Bible be protected by law? The most ignorant priest can hold Darwin up to
+ orthodox scorn. This talk of the Rev. Mr. Torrence shows that my lectures
+ are needed; that religious people do not know what real liberty is. I
+ presume that the law of 1860 is an old one re-enacted. It is a survival of
+ ancient ignorance and bigotry, and no one in the Legislature thought it
+ worth while to fight it. It is the same as the law against swearing, both
+ are dead letters and amount to nothing. They are not enforced and should
+ not be. Public opinion will regulate such matters. If all who take the
+ name of God in vain were imprisoned there would not be room in the jails
+ to hold the ministers. They speak of God in the most flippant and
+ snap-your-fingers way that can be conceived of. They speak to him as
+ though he were an intimate chum, and metaphorically slap him on the back
+ in the most familiar way possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you ever had any similar experiences before?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Oh, yes&mdash;threats have been made, but I never was
+ arrested. When Mr. Torrence gets cool he will see that he has made a
+ mistake. People in Philadelphia have been in the habit of calling the
+ citizens of Boston bigots&mdash;but there is more real freedom of thought
+ and expression in Boston than in almost any other city of the world. I
+ think that as I am to suffer in hell forever, Mr. Torrence ought to be
+ satisfied and let me have a good time here. He can amuse himself through
+ all eternity by seeing me in hell, and that ought to be enough to satisfy,
+ not only an agent, but the whole Bible society. I never expected any
+ trouble in this State, and most sincerely hope that Mr. Torrence will not
+ trouble me and make the city a laughing stock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Philadelphia has no time to waste in such foolish things. Let the Bible
+ take its chances with other books. Let everybody feel that he has the
+ right freely to express his opinions, provided he is decent and kind about
+ it. Certainly the Christians now ought to treat Infidels as well as Penn
+ did Indians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing could be more perfectly idiotic than in this day and generation to
+ prosecute any man for giving his conclusions upon any religious subject.
+ Mr. Torrence would have had Huxley and Haeckel and Tyndall arrested; would
+ have had Humboldt and John Stuart Mill and Harriet Martineau and George
+ Eliot locked up in the city jail. Mr. Torrence is a fossil from the old
+ red sandstone of a mistake. Let him rest. To hear these people talk you
+ would suppose that God is some petty king, some Liliputian prince, who was
+ about to be dethroned, and who was nearly wild for recruits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But what would you do if they should make an attempt to
+ arrest you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nothing, except to defend myself in court.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Philadelphia Press</i>, May 24, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ POLITICS AND BRITISH COLUMBIA.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I understand that there was some trouble in connection
+ with your lecture in Victoria, B. C. What are the facts?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The published accounts, as circulated by the Associated
+ Press, were greatly exaggerated. The affair was simply this: The
+ authorities endeavored to prevent the lecture. They refused the license,
+ on the ground that the theatre was unsafe, although it was on the ground
+ floor, had many exits and entrances, not counting the windows. The theatre
+ was changed to meet the objections of the fire commissioner, and the
+ authorities expressed their satisfaction and issued the license. Afterward
+ further objection was raised, and on the night of the lecture, when the
+ building was about two- thirds full, the police appeared and said that the
+ lecture would not be allowed to be delivered, because the house was
+ unsafe. After a good deal of talk, the policeman in authority said that
+ there should be another door, whereupon my friends, in a few minutes, made
+ another door with an ax and a saw, the crowd was admitted and the lecture
+ was delivered. The audience was well-behaved, intelligent and
+ appreciative. Beyond some talking in the hall, and the natural indignation
+ of those who had purchased tickets and were refused admittance, there was
+ no disturbance. I understand that those who opposed the lecture are now
+ heartily ashamed of the course pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you going to take any part in the campaign?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is not my intention to make any political speeches. I
+ have made a good many in the past, and, in my judgment, have done my part.
+ I have no other interest in politics than every citizen should have. I
+ want that party to triumph which, in my judgment, represents the best
+ interests of the country. I have no doubt about the issue of the election.
+ I believe that Mr. Blaine will be the next President. But there are plenty
+ of talkers, and I really think that I have earned a vacation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think Cleveland's chances are in New York?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. At this distance it is hard to say. The recent action of
+ Tammany complicates matters somewhat. But my opinion is that Blaine will
+ carry the State. I had a letter yesterday from that State, giving the
+ opinion of a gentleman well informed, that Blaine would carry New York by
+ no less than fifty thousand majority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What figure will Butler cut in the campaign?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I hardly think that Butler will have many followers on the
+ 4th of November. His forces will gradually go to one side or the other. It
+ is only when some great principle is at stake that thousands of men are
+ willing to vote with a known minority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But what about the Prohibitionists?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. They have a very large following. They are fighting for
+ something they believe to be of almost infinite consequence, and I can
+ readily understand how a Prohibitionist is willing to be in the minority.
+ It may be well enough for me to say here, that my course politically is
+ not determined by my likes or dislikes of individuals. I want to be
+ governed by principles, not persons. If I really thought that in this
+ campaign a real principle was at stake, I should take part. The only great
+ question now is protection, and I am satisfied that it is in no possible
+ danger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Not even in the case of a Democratic victory?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Not even in the event of a Democratic victory. No State in
+ the Union is for free trade. Every free trader has an exception. These
+ exceptions combined, control the tariff legislation of this country, and
+ if the Democrats were in power to-day, with the control of the House and
+ Senate and Executive, the exceptions would combine and protect protection.
+ As long as the Federal Government collects taxes or revenue on imports,
+ just so long these revenues will be arranged to protect home manufactures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You said that if there were a great principle at stake,
+ you would take part in the campaign. You think, then, that there is no
+ great principle involved?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If it were a matter of personal liberty, I should take
+ part. If the Republican party had stood by the Civil Rights Bill, I should
+ have taken part in the present campaign.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Still, I suppose we can count on you as a Republican?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly, I am a Republican.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Evening Post</i>, San Francisco, California, September 16, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INGERSOLL CATECHISED.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Does Christianity advance or retard civilization?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If by Christianity you mean the orthodox church, then I
+ unhesitatingly answer that it does retard civilization, always has
+ retarded it, and always will. I can imagine no man who can be benefitted
+ by being made a Catholic or a Presbyterian or a Baptist or a Methodist&mdash;or,
+ in other words, by being made an orthodox Christian. But by Christianity I
+ do not mean morality, kindness, forgiveness, justice. Those virtues are
+ not distinctively Christian. They are claimed by Mohammedans and
+ Buddhists, by Infidels and Atheists&mdash;and practiced by some of all
+ classes. Christianity consists of the miraculous, the marvelous, and the
+ impossible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The one thing that I most seriously object to in Christianity is the
+ doctrine of eternal punishment. That doctrine subverts every idea of
+ justice. It teaches the infinite absurdity that a finite offence can be
+ justly visited by eternal punishment. Another serious objection I have is,
+ that Christianity endeavors to destroy intellectual liberty. Nothing is
+ better calculated to retard civilization than to subvert the idea of
+ justice. Nothing is better calculated to retain barbarism than to deny to
+ every human being the right to think. Justice and Liberty are the two
+ wings that bear man forward. The church, for a thousand years, did all
+ within its power to prevent the expression of honest thought; and when the
+ church had power, there was in this world no civilization. We have
+ advanced just in the proportion that Christianity has lost power. Those
+ nations in which the church is still powerful are still almost savage&mdash;Portugal,
+ Spain, and many others I might name. Probably no country is more
+ completely under the control of the religious idea than Russia. The Czar
+ is the direct representative of God. He is the head of the church, as well
+ as of the state. In Russia every mouth is a bastille and every tongue a
+ convict. This Russian pope, this representative of God, has on earth his
+ hell (Siberia), and he imitates the orthodox God to the extent of his
+ health and strength.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everywhere man advances as the church loses power. In my judgment, Ireland
+ can never succeed until it ceases to be Catholic; and there can be no
+ successful uprising while the confessional exists. At one time in New
+ England the church had complete power. There was then no religious
+ liberty. And so we might make a tour of the world, and find that
+ superstition always has been, is, and forever will be, inconsistent with
+ human advancement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do not the evidences of design in the universe prove a
+ Creator?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If there were any evidences of design in the universe,
+ certainly they would tend to prove a designer, but they would not prove a
+ Creator. Design does not prove creation. A man makes a machine. That does
+ not prove that he made the material out of which the machine is
+ constructed. You find the planets arranged in accordance with what you
+ call a plan. That does not prove that they were created. It may prove that
+ they are governed, but it certainly does not prove that they were created.
+ Is it consistent to say that a design cannot exist without a designer, but
+ that a designer can? Does not a designer need a design as much as a design
+ needs a designer? Does not a Creator need a Creator as much as the thing
+ we think has been created? In other words, is not this simply a circle of
+ human ignorance? Why not say that the universe has existed from eternity,
+ as well as to say that a Creator has existed from eternity? And do you not
+ thus avoid at least one absurdity by saying that the universe has existed
+ from eternity, instead of saying that it was created by a Creator who
+ existed from eternity? Because if your Creator existed from eternity, and
+ created the universe, there was a time when he commenced; and back of
+ that, according to Shelley, is "an eternity of idleness."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some people say that God existed from eternity, and has created eternity.
+ It is impossible to conceive of an act co-equal with eternity. If you say
+ that God has existed forever, and has always acted, then you make the
+ universe eternal, and you make the universe as old as God; and if the
+ universe be as old as God, he certainly did not create it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These questions of origin and destiny&mdash;of infinite gods&mdash;are
+ beyond the powers of the human mind. They cannot be solved. We might as
+ well try to travel fast enough to get beyond the horizon. It is like a man
+ trying to run away from his girdle. Consequently, I believe in turning our
+ attention to things of importance&mdash;to questions that may by some
+ possibility be solved. It is of no importance to me whether God exists or
+ not. I exist, and it is important to me to be happy while I exist.
+ Therefore I had better turn my attention to finding out the secret of
+ happiness, instead of trying to ascertain the secret of the universe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I say with regard to God, I do not know; and therefore I am accused of
+ being arrogant and egotistic. Religious papers say that I do know, because
+ Webster told me. They use Webster as a witness to prove the divinity of
+ Christ. They say that Webster was on the God side, and therefore I ought
+ to be. I can hardly afford to take Webster's ideas of another world, when
+ his ideas about this were so bad. When bloodhounds were pursuing a woman
+ through the tangled swamps of the South&mdash;she hungry for liberty&mdash;Webster
+ took the side of the bloodhounds. Such a man is no authority for me. Bacon
+ denied the Copernican system of astronomy; he is an unsafe guide. Wesley
+ believed in witches; I cannot follow him. No man should quote a name
+ instead of an argument; no man should bring forward a person instead of a
+ principle, unless he is willing to accept all the ideas of that person.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is not a pleasant illusion preferable to a dreary truth&mdash;a
+ future life being in question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think it is. I think that a pleasing illusion is better
+ then a terrible truth, so far as its immediate results are concerned. I
+ would rather think the one I love living, than to think her dead. I would
+ rather think that I had a large balance in bank than that my account was
+ overdrawn. I would rather think I was healthy than to know that I had a
+ cancer. But if we have an illusion, let us have it pleasing. The orthodox
+ illusion is the worst that can possibly be conceived. Take hell out of
+ that illusion, take eternal pain away from that dream, and say that the
+ whole world is to be happy forever&mdash;then you might have an excuse for
+ calling it a pleasant illusion; but it is, in fact, a nightmare &mdash;a
+ perpetual horror&mdash;a cross, on which the happiness of man has been
+ crucified.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are not religion and morals inseparable?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Religion and morality have nothing in common, and yet there
+ is no religion except the practice of morality. But what you call religion
+ is simply superstition. Religion as it is now taught teaches our duties
+ toward God&mdash;our obligations to the Infinite, and the results of a
+ failure to discharge those obligations. I believe that we are under no
+ obligations to the Infinite; that we cannot be. All our obligations are to
+ each other, and to sentient beings. "Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and
+ thou shalt be saved," has nothing to do with morality. "Do unto other as
+ ye would that others should do unto you" has nothing to do with believing
+ in the Lord Jesus Christ. Baptism has nothing to do with morality. "Pay
+ your honest debts." That has nothing to do with baptism. What is called
+ religion is simple superstition, with which morality has nothing to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The churches do not prevent people from committing natural offences, but
+ restrain them from committing artificial ones. As for instance, the
+ Catholic Church can prevent one of its members from eating meat on Friday,
+ but not from whipping his wife. The Episcopal Church can prevent dancing,
+ it may be, in Lent, but not slander. The Presbyterian can keep a man from
+ working on Sunday, but not from practicing deceit on Monday. And so I
+ might go through the churches. They lay the greater stress upon the
+ artificial offences. Those countries that are the most religious are the
+ most immoral. When the world was under the control of the Catholic Church,
+ it reached the very pit of immorality, and nations have advanced in morals
+ just in proportion that they have lost Christianity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is frequently asserted that there is nothing new in
+ your objections against Christianity. What is your reply to such
+ assertions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, the editors of religious papers will say this;
+ Christians will say this. In my opinion, an argument is new until it has
+ been answered. An argument is absolutely fresh, and has upon its leaves
+ the dew of morning, until it has been refuted. All men have experienced,
+ it may be, in some degree, what we call love. Millions of men have written
+ about it. The subject is of course old. It is only the presentation that
+ can be new. Thousands of men have attacked superstition. The subject is
+ old, but the manner in which the facts are handled, the arguments grouped&mdash;these
+ may be forever new. Millions of men have preached Christianity. Certainly
+ there is nothing new in the original ideas. Nothing can be new except the
+ presentation, the grouping. The ideas may be old, but they may be clothed
+ in new garments of passion; they may be given additional human interest. A
+ man takes a fact, or an old subject, as a sculptor takes a rock; the rock
+ is not new. Of this rock he makes a statue; the statue is new. And yet
+ some orthodox man might say there is nothing new about that statue: "I
+ know the man that dug the rock; I know the owner of the quarry." Substance
+ is eternal; forms are new. So in the human mind certain ideas, or in the
+ human heart certain passions, are forever old; but genius forever gives
+ them new forms, new meanings; and this is the perpetual originality of
+ genius.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider that churches are injurious to the
+ community?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the exact proportion that churches teach falsehood; in
+ the exact proportion that they destroy liberty of thought, the free action
+ of the human mind; in the exact proportion that they teach the doctrine of
+ eternal pain, and convince people of its truth&mdash;they are injurious.
+ In the proportion that they teach morality and justice, and practice
+ kindness and charity&mdash;in that proportion they are a benefit. Every
+ church, therefore, is a mixed problem&mdash;part good and part bad. In one
+ direction it leads toward and sheds light; in the other direction its
+ influence is entirely bad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, I would like to civilize the churches, so that they will be able to
+ do good deeds without building bad creeds. In other words, take out the
+ superstitious and the miraculous, and leave the human and the moral.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why do you not respond to the occasional clergyman who
+ replies to your lectures?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, no clergyman has ever replied to my
+ lectures. In the second place, no clergyman ever will reply to my
+ lectures. He does not answer my arguments&mdash;he attacks me; and the
+ replies that I have seen are not worth answering. They are far below the
+ dignity of the question under discussion. Most of them are ill-mannered,
+ as abusive as illogical, and as malicious as weak. I cannot reply without
+ feeling humiliated. I cannot use their weapons, and my weapons they do not
+ understand. I attack Christianity because it is cruel, and they account
+ for all my actions by putting behind them base motives. They make it at
+ once a personal question. They imagine that epithets are good enough
+ arguments with which to answer an Infidel. A few years ago they would have
+ imprisoned me. A few years before that they would have burned me. We have
+ advanced. Now they only slander; and I congratulate myself on the fact
+ that even that is not believed. Ministers do not believe each other about
+ each other. The truth has never yet been ascertained in any trial by a
+ church. The longer the trial lasts, the obscurer is the truth. They will
+ not believe each other, even on oath; and one of the most celebrated
+ ministers of this country has publicly announced that there is no use in
+ answering a lie started by his own church; that if he does answer it&mdash;if
+ he does kill it&mdash;forty more lies will come to the funeral.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this connection we must remember that the priests of one religion never
+ credit the miracles of another religion. Is this because priests
+ instinctively know priests? Now, when a Christian tells a Buddhist some of
+ the miracles of the Testament, the Buddhist smiles. When a Buddhist tells
+ a Christian the miracles performed by Buddha, the Christian laughs. This
+ reminds me of an incident. A man told a most wonderful story. Everybody
+ present expressed surprise and astonishment, except one man. He said
+ nothing; he did not even change countenance. One who noticed that the
+ story had no effect on this man, said to him: "You do not seem to be
+ astonished in the least at this marvelous tale." The man replied, "No; I
+ am a liar myself."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You see, I am not trying to answer individual ministers. I am attacking
+ the whole body of superstition. I am trying to kill the entire dog, and I
+ do not feel like wasting any time killing fleas on that dog. When the dog
+ dies, the fleas will be out of provisions, and in that way we shall answer
+ them all at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, I do not bother myself answering religious newspapers. In the first
+ place, they are not worth answering; and in the second place, to answer
+ would only produce a new crop of falsehoods. You know, the editor of a
+ religious newspaper, as a rule, is one who has failed in the pulpit; and
+ you can imagine the brains necessary to edit a religious weekly from this
+ fact. I have known some good religious editors. By some I mean one. I do
+ not say that there are not others, but I do say I do not know them. I
+ might add, here, that the one I did know is dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since I have been in this city there have been some "replies" to me. They
+ have been almost idiotic. A Catholic priest asked me how I had the
+ impudence to differ with Newton. Newton, he says, believed in a God; and I
+ ask this Catholic priest how he has the impudence to differ with Newton.
+ Newton was a Protestant. This simply shows the absurdity of using men's
+ names for arguments. This same priest proves the existence of God by a
+ pagan orator. Is it possible that God's last witness died with Cicero? If
+ it is necessary to believe in a God now, the witnesses ought to be on hand
+ now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another man, pretending to answer me, quotes Le Conte, a geologist; and
+ according to this geologist we are "getting very near to the splendors of
+ the great white throne." Where is the great white throne? Can any one, by
+ studying geology, find the locality of the great white throne? To what
+ stratum does it belong? In what geologic period was the great white throne
+ formed? What on earth has geology to do with the throne of God?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth is, there can be no reply to the argument that man should be
+ governed by his reason; that he should depend upon observation and
+ experience; that he should use the faculties he has for his own benefit,
+ and the benefit of his fellow-man. There is no answer. It is not within
+ the power of man to substantiate the supernatural. It is beyond the power
+ of evidence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why do the theological seminaries find it difficult to
+ get students?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I was told last spring, at New Haven, that the "theologs,"
+ as they call the young men there being fitted for the ministry, were not
+ regarded as intellectual by all the other students. The orthodox pulpit
+ has no rewards for genius. It has rewards only for stupidity, for belief&mdash;not
+ for investigation, not for thought; and the consequence is that young men
+ of talent avoid the pulpit. I think I heard the other day that of all the
+ students at Harvard only nine are preparing for the ministry. The truth
+ is, the ministry is not regarded as an intellectual occupation. The
+ average church now consists of women and children. Men go to please their
+ wives, or stay at home and subscribe to please their wives; and the wives
+ are beginning to think, and many of them are staying at home. Many of them
+ now prefer the theatre or the opera or the park or the seashore or the
+ forest or the companionship of their husbands and children at home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How does the religious state of California compare with
+ the rest of the Union?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I find that sensible people everywhere are about the same,
+ and the proportion of Freethinkers depends on the proportion of sensible
+ folks. I think that California has her full share of sensible people. I
+ find everywhere the best people and the brightest people&mdash;the people
+ with the most heart and the best brain&mdash;all tending toward free
+ thought. Of course, a man of brain cannot believe the miracles of the Old
+ and New Testaments. A man of heart cannot believe in the doctrine of
+ eternal pain. We have found that other religions are like ours, with
+ precisely the same basis, the same idiotic miracles, the same Christ or
+ Saviour. It will hardly do to say that all others like ours are false, and
+ ours the only true one, when others substantially like it are thousands of
+ years older. We have at last found that a religion is simply an effort on
+ the part of man to account for what he sees, what he experiences, what he
+ feels, what he fears, and what he hopes. Every savage has his philosophy.
+ That is his religion and his science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The religions of to-day are the sciences of the past; and it may be that
+ the sciences of to-day will be the religions of the future, and that other
+ sciences will be as far beyond them as the science of to-day is beyond the
+ religion of to-day. As a rule, religion is a sanctified mistake, and
+ heresy a slandered fact. In other words, the human mind grows&mdash;and as
+ it grows it abandons the old, and the old gets its revenge by maligning
+ the new.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The San Franciscan</i>, San Francisco, October 4, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0045" id="link0045">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BLAINE'S DEFEAT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, the fact that you took no part in the late
+ campaign, is a subject for general comment, and knowing your former
+ enthusiastic advocacy and support of Blaine, the people are somewhat
+ surprised, and would like to know why?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, it was generally supposed that Blaine
+ needed no help. His friends were perfectly confident. They counted on a
+ very large Catholic support. The Irish were supposed to be spoiling to
+ vote for Blaine and Logan. All the Protestant ministers were also said to
+ be solid for the ticket. Under these circumstances it was hardly prudent
+ for me to say much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was for Blaine in 1876. In 1880 I was for Garfield, and in 1884 I was
+ for Gresham or Harlan. I believed then and I believe now that either one
+ of these men could have been elected. Blaine is an exceedingly able man,
+ but he made some mistakes and some very unfortunate utterances. I took no
+ part in the campaign; first, because there was no very important issue, no
+ great principle at stake, and second, I thought that I had done enough,
+ and, third, because I wanted to do something else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, were the causes for Blaine's
+ defeat?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. First, because of dissension in the party. Second, because
+ party ties have grown weak. Third, the Prohibition vote. Fourth, the
+ Delmonico dinner&mdash;too many rich men. Fifth, the Rev. Dr. Burchard
+ with his Rum, Romanism and Rebellion. Sixth, giving too much attention to
+ Ohio and not enough to New York. Seventh, the unfortunate remark of Mr.
+ Blaine, that "the State cannot get along without the Church." Eighth, the
+ weakness of the present administration. Ninth, the abandonment by the
+ party of the colored people of the South. Tenth, the feeling against
+ monopolies, and not least, a general desire for a change.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, will be the result of Cleveland's
+ election and administration upon the general political and business
+ interests of the country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The business interests will take care of themselves. A
+ dollar has the instinct of self-preservation largely developed. The tariff
+ will take care of itself. No State is absolutely for free trade. In each
+ State there is an exception. The exceptions will combine, as they always
+ have. Michigan will help Pennsylvania take care of iron, if Pennsylvania
+ will help Michigan take care of salt and lumber. Louisiana will help
+ Pennsylvania and Michigan if they help her take care of sugar. Colorado,
+ California and Ohio will help the other States if they will help them
+ about wool&mdash;and so I might make a tour of the States, ending with
+ Vermont and maple sugar. I do not expect that Cleveland will do any great
+ harm. The Democrats want to stay in power, and that desire will give
+ security for good behavior.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will he listen to or grant any demands made of him by the
+ alleged Independent Republicans of New York, either in his appointments or
+ policies?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of this I know nothing. The Independents&mdash;from what I
+ know of them&mdash;will be too modest to claim credit or to ask office.
+ They were actuated by pure principle. They did what they did to purify the
+ party, so that they could stay in it. Now that it has been purified they
+ will remain, and hate the Democratic party as badly as ever. I hardly
+ think that Cleveland would insult their motives by offering loaves and
+ fishes. All they desire is the approval of their own consciences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Commonwealth</i>, Topeka, Kansas, November 21, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0046" id="link0046">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BLAINE'S DEFEAT.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you account for the defeat of Mr. Blaine?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. How do I account for the defeat of Mr. Blaine? I will
+ answer: St. John, the Independents, Burchard, Butler and Cleveland did it.
+ The truth is that during the war a majority of the people, counting those
+ in the South, were opposed to putting down the Rebellion by force. It is
+ also true that when the Proclamation of Emancipation was issued a majority
+ of the people, counting the whole country, were opposed to it, and it is
+ also true that when the colored people were made citizens a majority of
+ the people, counting the whole country, were opposed to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, while, in my judgment, an overwhelming majority of the whole people
+ have honestly acquiesced in the result of the war, and are now perfectly
+ loyal to the Union, and have also acquiesced in the abolition of slavery,
+ I doubt very much whether they are really in favor of giving the colored
+ man the right to vote. Of course they have not the power now to take that
+ right away, but they feel anything but kindly toward the party that gave
+ the colored man that right. That is the only result of the war that is not
+ fully accepted by the South and by many Democrats of the North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another thing, the Republican party was divided&mdash;divided too by
+ personal hatreds. The party was greatly injured by the decision of the
+ Supreme Court in which the Civil Rights Bill was held void. Now, a great
+ many men who kept with the Republican party, did so because they believed
+ that that party would protect the colored man in the South, but as soon as
+ the Court decided that all the laws passed were unconstitutional, these
+ men felt free to vote for the other side, feeling that it would make no
+ difference. They reasoned this way: If the Republican party cannot defend
+ the colored people, why make a pretence that excites hatred on one side
+ and disarms the other? If the colored people have to depend upon the State
+ for protection, and the Federal Government cannot interfere, why say any
+ more about it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think that these men made a mistake and our party made a mistake in
+ accepting without protest a decision that was far worse than the one
+ delivered in the case of Dred Scott. By accepting this decision the most
+ important issue was abandoned. The Republican party must take the old
+ ground that it is the duty of the Federal Government to protect the
+ citizens, and that it cannot simply leave that duty to the State. It must
+ see to it that the State performs that duty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you seen the published report that Dorsey claims to
+ have paid you one hundred thousand dollars for your services in the Star
+ Route Cases?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have seen the report, but Dorsey never said anything like
+ that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there no truth in the statement, then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, Dorsey never said anything of the kind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Then you do not deny that you received such an enormous
+ fee?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All I say is that Dorsey did not say I did.*
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Commercial</i>, Louisville, Kentucky, October 24, 1884.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Col. Ingersoll has been so criticised and maligned for
+ defending Mr. Dorsey in the Star Route cases, and so
+ frequently charged with having received an enormous fee,
+ that I think it but simple justice to his memory to say that
+ he received no such fee, and that the ridiculously small
+ sums he did receive were much more than offset by the amount
+ he had to pay as indorser of Mr. Dorsey's paper. &mdash;C. F.
+ FARRELL.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PLAGIARISM AND POLITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say about the charges published in this
+ morning's <i>Herald</i> to the effect that you copied your lecture about
+ "Mistakes of Moses" from a chapter bearing the same title in a book called
+ Hittell's "Evidences against Christianity"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All I have to say is that the charge is utterly false. I
+ will give a thousand dollars reward to any one who will furnish a book
+ published before my lecture, in which that lecture can be found. It is
+ wonderful how malicious the people are who love their enemies. This charge
+ is wholly false, as all others of like nature are. I do not have to copy
+ the writings of others. The Christians do not seem to see that they are
+ constantly complimenting me by saying that what I write is so good that I
+ must have stolen it. Poor old orthodoxy!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the incoming administration, and
+ how will it affect the country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I feel disposed to give Cleveland a chance. If he does the
+ fair thing, then it is the duty of all good citizens to say so. I do not
+ expect to see the whole country go to destruction because the Democratic
+ party is in power. Neither do I believe that business is going to suffer
+ on that account. The times are hard, and I fear will be much harder, but
+ they would have been substantially the same if Blaine had been elected. I
+ wanted the Republican party to succeed and fully expected to see Mr.
+ Blaine President, but I believe in making the best of what has happened. I
+ want no office, I want good government&mdash;wise legislation. I believe
+ in protection, but I want the present tariff reformed and I hope the
+ Democrats will be wise enough to do so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How will the Democratic victory affect the colored people
+ in the South?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly their condition will not be worse than it has
+ been. The Supreme Court decided that the Civil Rights Bill was
+ unconstitutional and that the Federal Government cannot interfere. That
+ was a bad decision and our party made a mistake in not protesting against
+ it. I believe it to be the duty of the Federal Government to protect all
+ its citizens, at home as well as abroad. My hope is that there will be a
+ division in the Democratic party. That party has something now to divide.
+ At last it has a bone, and probably the fighting will commence. I hope
+ that some new issue will take color out of politics, something about which
+ both white and colored may divide. Of course nothing would please me
+ better than to see the Democratic party become great and grand enough to
+ give the colored people their rights.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why did you not take part in the campaign?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I was afraid of frightening the preachers away. I
+ might have done good by scaring one, but I did not know Burchard until it
+ was too late. Seriously, I did not think that I was needed. I supposed
+ that Blaine had a walkover, that he was certain to carry New York. I had
+ business of my own to attend to and did not want to interfere with the
+ campaign.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the policy of nominating Blaine in
+ 1888, as has been proposed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think it too early to say what will be done in 1888.
+ Parties do not exist for one man. Parties have certain ends in view and
+ they choose men as instruments to accomplish these ends. Parties belong to
+ principles, not persons. No party can afford to follow anybody. If in 1888
+ Mr. Blaine should appear to be the best man for the party then he will be
+ nominated, otherwise not. I know nothing about any intention to nominate
+ him again and have no idea whether he has that ambition. The Whig party
+ was intensely loyal to Henry Clay and forgot the needs of the country, and
+ allowed the Democrats to succeed with almost unknown men. Parties should
+ not belong to persons, but persons should belong to parties. Let us not be
+ too previous&mdash;let us wait.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the course pursued by the Rev. Drs.
+ Ball and Burchard?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In politics the preacher is somewhat dangerous. He has a
+ standard of his own; he has queer ideas of evidence, great reliance on
+ hearsay; he is apt to believe things against candidates, just because he
+ wants to. The preacher thinks that all who differ with him are instigated
+ by the Devil&mdash;that their intentions are evil, and that when they
+ behave themselves they are simply covering the poison with sugar. It would
+ have been far better for the country if Mr. Ball had kept still. I do not
+ pretend to say that his intentions were not good. He likely thought it his
+ duty to lift a warning voice, to bawl aloud and to spare not, but I think
+ he made a mistake, and he now probably thinks so himself. Mr. Burchard was
+ bound to say a smart thing. It sounded well, and he allowed his ears to
+ run away with his judgment. As a matter of fact, there is no connection
+ between rum and Romanism. Catholic countries do not use as much alcohol as
+ Protestant. England has far more drunkards than Spain. Scotland can
+ discount Italy or Portugal in good, square drinking. So there is no
+ connection between Romanism and rebellion. Ten times as many Methodists
+ and twenty times as many Baptists went into the Rebellion as Catholics.
+ Thousands of Catholics fought as bravely as Protestants for the
+ preservation of the Union. No doubt Mr. Burchard intended well. He thought
+ he was giving Blaine a battle-cry that would send consternation into the
+ hearts of the opposition. My opinion is that in the next campaign the
+ preachers will not be called to the front. Of course they have the same
+ right to express their views that other people have, but other people have
+ the right to avoid the responsibility of appearing to agree with them. I
+ think though that it is about time to let up on Burchard. He has already
+ unloaded on the Lord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think Cleveland will put any Southern men in his
+ Cabinet?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do. Nothing could be in worse taste than to ignore the
+ section that gave him three-fourths of his vote. The people have put the
+ Democratic party in power. They intended to do what they did, and why
+ should the South not be recognized? Garland would make a good
+ Attorney-General; Lamar has the ability to fill any position in the
+ Cabinet. I could name several others well qualified, and I suppose that
+ two or three Southern men will be in the Cabinet. If they are good enough
+ to elect a President they are good enough to be selected by a President.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Mr. Conkling's course?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Conkling certainly had the right to keep still. He was
+ under no obligation to the party. The Republican papers have not tried to
+ secure his services. He has been very generally and liberally denounced
+ ever since his quarrel with Mr. Garfield, and it is only natural to resent
+ what a man feels to be an injustice. I suppose he has done what he
+ honestly thought was, under the circumstances, his duty. I believe him to
+ be a man of stainless integrity, and he certainly has as much independence
+ of character as one man can carry. It is time to put the party whip away.
+ People can be driven from, but not to, the Republican party. If we expect
+ to win in 1888 we must welcome recruits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Plain Dealer</i>, Cleveland, Ohio, Dec. 11, 1884.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ RELIGIOUS PREJUDICE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will a time ever come when political campaigns will be
+ conducted independently of religious prejudice?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. As long as men are prejudiced, they will probably be
+ religious, and certainly as long as they are religious they will be
+ prejudiced, and every religionist who imagines the next world infinitely
+ more important than this, and who imagines that he gets his orders from
+ God instead of from his own reason, or from his fellow-citizens, and who
+ thinks that he should do something for the glory of God instead of for the
+ benefit of his fellow-citizens &mdash;just as long as they believe these
+ things, just so long their prejudices will control their votes. Every
+ good, ignorant, orthodox Christian places his Bible above laws and
+ constitutions. Every good, sincere and ignorant Catholic puts pope above
+ king and president, as well as above the legally expressed will of a
+ majority of his countrymen. Every Christian believes God to be the source
+ of all authority. I believe that the authority to govern comes from the
+ consent of the governed. Man is the source of power, and to protect and
+ increase human happiness should be the object of government. I think that
+ religious prejudices are growing weaker because religious belief is
+ growing weaker. And these prejudices &mdash;should men ever become really
+ civilized&mdash;will finally fade away. I think that a Presbyterian,
+ to-day, has no more prejudice against an Atheist than he has against a
+ Catholic. A Catholic does not dislike an Infidel any more than he does a
+ Presbyterian, and I believe, to-day, that most of the Presbyterians would
+ rather see and Atheist President than a pronounced Catholic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is Agnosticism gaining ground in the United States?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, there are thousands and thousands of men who
+ have now advanced intellectually to the point of perceiving the limit of
+ human knowledge. In other words, at last they are beginning to know enough
+ to know what can and cannot be known. Sensible men know that nobody knows
+ whether an infinite God exists or not. Sensible men know that an infinite
+ personality cannot, by human testimony, be established. Sensible men are
+ giving up trying to answer the questions of origin and destiny, and are
+ paying more attention to what happens between these questions&mdash;that
+ is to say, to this world. Infidelity increases as knowledge increases, as
+ fear dies, and as the brain develops. After all, it is a question of
+ intelligence. Only cunning performs a miracle, only ignorance believes it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that evolution and revealed religion are
+ compatible&mdash;that is to say, can a man be an evolutionist and a
+ Christian?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Evolution and Christianity may be compatible, provided you
+ take the ground that Christianity is only one of the links in the chain,
+ one of the phases of civilization. But if you mean by Christianity what is
+ generally understood, of course that and evolution are absolutely
+ incompatible. Christianity pretends to be not only the truth, but, so far
+ as religion is concerned, the whole truth. Christianity pretends to give a
+ history of religion and a prophecy of destiny. As a philosophy, it is an
+ absolute failure. As a history, it is false. There is no possible way by
+ which Darwin and Moses can be harmonized. There is an inexpressible
+ conflict between Christianity and Science, and both cannot long inhabit
+ the same brain. You cannot harmonize evolution and the atonement. The
+ survival of the fittest does away with original sin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. From your knowledge of the religious tendency in the
+ United States, how long will orthodox religion be popular?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think that orthodox religion is popular to-day.
+ The ministers dare not preach the creed in all its naked deformity and
+ horror. They are endeavoring with the vines of sentiment to cover up the
+ caves and dens in which crawl the serpents of their creed. Very few
+ ministers care now to speak of eternal pain. They leave out the lake of
+ fire and brimstone. They are not fond of putting in the lips of Christ the
+ loving words, "Depart from me, ye cursed." The miracles are avoided. In
+ short, what is known as orthodoxy is already unpopular. Most ministers are
+ endeavoring to harmonize what they are pleased to call science and
+ Christianity, and nothing is now so welcome to the average Christian as
+ some work tending to show that, after all, Joshua was an astronomer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What section of the United States, East, West, North, or
+ South, is the most advanced in liberal religious ideas?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. That section of the country in which there is the most
+ intelligence is the most liberal. That section of the country where there
+ is the most ignorance is the most prejudiced. The least brain is the most
+ orthodox. There possibly is no more progressive city in the world, no more
+ liberal, than Boston. Chicago is full of liberal people. So is San
+ Francisco. The brain of New York is liberal. Every town, every city, is
+ liberal in the precise proportion that it is intelligent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will the religion of humanity be the religion of the
+ future?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; it is the only religion now. All other is
+ superstition. What they call religion rests upon a supposed relation
+ between man and God. In what they call religion man is asked to do
+ something for God. As God wants nothing, and can by no possibility accept
+ anything, such a religion is simply superstition. Humanity is the only
+ possible religion. Whoever imagines that he can do anything for God is
+ mistaken. Whoever imagines that he can add to his happiness in the next
+ world by being useless in this, is also mistaken. And whoever thinks that
+ any God cares how he cuts his hair or his clothes, or what he eats, or
+ whether he fasts, or rings a bell, or puts holy water on his breast, or
+ counts beads, or shuts his eyes and says words to the clouds, is laboring
+ under a great mistake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. A man in the Swaim Court Martial case was excluded as a
+ witness because he was an Atheist. Do you think the law in the next decade
+ will permit the affirmative oath?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If belief affected your eyes, your ears, any of your
+ senses, or your memory, then, of course, no man ought to be a witness who
+ had not the proper belief. But unless it can be shown that Atheism
+ interferes with the sight, the hearing, or the memory, why should justice
+ shut the door to truth?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In most of the States of this Union I could not give testimony. Should a
+ man be murdered before my eyes I could not tell a jury who did it.
+ Christianity endeavors to make an honest man an outlaw. Christianity has
+ such a contemptible opinion of human nature that it does not believe a man
+ can tell the truth unless frightened by a belief in God. No lower opinion
+ of the human race has ever been expressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that bigotry would persecute now for
+ religious opinion's sake, if it were not for the law and the press?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that the church would persecute to-day if it had
+ the power, just as it persecuted in the past. We are indebted for nearly
+ all our religious liberty to the hypocrisy of the church. The church does
+ not believe. Some in the church do, and if they had the power, they would
+ torture and burn as of yore. Give the Presbyterian Church the power, and
+ it would not allow an Infidel to live. Give the Methodist Church the power
+ and the result would be the same. Give the Catholic Church the power&mdash;just
+ the same. No church in the United States would be willing that any other
+ church should have the power. The only men who are to be angels in the
+ next world are the ones who cannot be trusted with human liberty in this;
+ and the man who are destined to live forever in hell are the only
+ gentlemen with whom human liberty is safe. Why should Christians refuse to
+ persecute in this world, when their God is going to in the next?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Mail and Express</i>, New York, January 12, 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CLEVELAND AND HIS CABINET.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Mr. Cleveland's Cabinet?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is a very good Cabinet. Some objections have been made
+ to Mr. Lamar, but I think he is one of the very best. He is a man of
+ ability, of unquestioned integrity, and is well informed on national
+ affairs. Ever since he delivered his eulogy on the life and services of
+ Sumner, I have had great respect for Mr. Lamar. He is far beyond most of
+ his constituents, and has done much to destroy the provincial prejudices
+ of Mississippi. He will without doubt make an excellent Secretary of the
+ Interior. The South has no better representative man, and I believe his
+ appointment will, in a little while, be satisfactory to the whole country.
+ Bayard stands high in his party, and will certainly do as well as his
+ immediate predecessor. Nothing could be better than the change in the
+ Department of Justice. Garland is an able lawyer, has been an influential
+ Senator and will, in my judgment, make an excellent Attorney-General. The
+ rest of the Cabinet I know little about, but from what I hear I believe
+ they are men of ability and that they will discharge their duties well.
+ Mr. Vilas has a great reputation in Wisconsin, and is one of the best and
+ most forcible speakers in the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will Mr. Cleveland, in your opinion, carry out the civil
+ service reform he professes to favor?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no reason to suspect even that he will not. He has
+ promised to execute the law, and the promise is in words that do not admit
+ of two interpretations. Of course he is sincere. He knows that this course
+ will save him a world of trouble, and he knows that it makes no difference
+ about the politics of a copyist. All the offices of importance will in all
+ probability be filled by Democrats. The President will not put himself in
+ the power of his opponents. If he is to be held responsible for the
+ administration he must be permitted to choose his own assistants. This is
+ too plain to talk about. Let us give Mr. Cleveland a fair show&mdash;and
+ let us expect success instead of failure. I admit that many Presidents
+ have violated their promises. There seems to be something in the
+ atmosphere of Washington that breeds promise and prevents performance. I
+ suppose it is some kind of political malarial microbe. I hope that some
+ political Pasteur will, one of these days, discover the real disease so
+ that candidates can be vaccinated during the campaign. Until them,
+ presidential promises will be liable to a discount.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is the Republican party dead?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My belief is that the next President will be a Republican,
+ and that both houses will be Republican in 1889. Mr. Blaine was defeated
+ by an accident&mdash;by the slip of another man's tongue. But it matters
+ little what party is in power if the Government is administered upon
+ correct principles, and if the Democracy adopt the views of the
+ Republicans and carry out Republican measures, it may be that they can
+ keep in power&mdash;otherwise&mdash;otherwise. If the Democrats carry out
+ real Democratic measures, then their defeat is certain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the era of good feeling between the
+ North and the South has set in with the appointment of ex-rebels to the
+ Cabinet?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The war is over. The South failed. The Nation succeeded. We
+ should stop talking about South and North. We are one people, and whether
+ we agree or disagree one destiny awaits us. We cannot divide. We must live
+ together. We must trust each other. Confidence begets confidence. The
+ whole country was responsible for slavery. Slavery was rebellion. Slavery
+ is dead&mdash;so is rebellion. Liberty has united the country and there is
+ more real union, national sentiment to-day, North and South, than ever
+ before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is hinted that Mr. Tilden is really the power behind
+ the throne. Do you think so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I guess nobody has taken the hint. Of course Mr. Tilden has
+ retired from politics. The probability is that many Democrats ask his
+ advice, and some rely on his judgment. He is regarded as a piece of
+ ancient wisdom&mdash;a phenomenal persistence of the Jeffersonian type&mdash;the
+ connecting link with the framers, founders and fathers. The power behind
+ the throne is the power that the present occupant supposes will determine
+ who the next occupant shall be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. With the introduction of the Democracy into power, what
+ radical changes will take place in the Government, and what will be the
+ result?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the President carries out his inaugural promises there
+ will be no radical changes, and if he does not there will be a very
+ radical change at the next presidential election. The inaugural is a very
+ good Republican document. There is nothing in it calculated to excite
+ alarm. There is no dangerous policy suggested&mdash;no conceited vagaries&mdash;nothing
+ but a plain statement of the situation and the duty of the Chief
+ Magistrate as understood by the President. I think that the inaugural
+ surprised the Democrats and the Republicans both, and if the President
+ carries out the program he has laid down he will surprise and pacify a
+ large majority of the American people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Mail and Express</i>, New York, March 10, 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ RELIGION, PROHIBITION, AND GEN. GRANT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of prohibition, and what do you think
+ of its success in this State?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Few people understand the restraining influence of liberty.
+ Moderation walks hand in hand with freedom. I do not mean the freedom
+ springing from the sudden rupture of restraint. That kind of freedom
+ usually rushes to extremes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ People must be educated to take care of themselves, and this education
+ must commence in infancy. Self-restraint is the only kind that can always
+ be depended upon. Of course intemperance is a great evil. It causes
+ immense suffering&mdash;clothes wives and children in rags, and is
+ accountable for many crimes, particularly those of violence. Laws to be of
+ value must be honestly enforced. Laws that sleep had better be dead. Laws
+ to be enforced must be honestly approved of and believed in by a large
+ majority of the people. Unpopular laws make hypocrites, perjurers and
+ official shirkers of duty. And if to the violation of such laws severe
+ penalties attach, they are rarely enforced. Laws that create artificial
+ crimes are the hardest to carry into effect. You can never convince a
+ majority of people that it is as bad to import goods without paying the
+ legal duty as to commit larceny. Neither can you convince a majority of
+ people that it is a crime or sin, or even a mistake, to drink a glass of
+ wine or beer. Thousands and thousands of people in this State honestly
+ believe that prohibition is an interference with their natural rights, and
+ they feel justified in resorting to almost any means to defeat the law.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this way people become somewhat demoralized. It is unfortunate to pass
+ laws that remain unenforced on account of their unpopularity. People who
+ would on most subjects swear to the truth do not hesitate to testify
+ falsely on a prohibition trial. In addition to this, every known device is
+ resorted to, to sell in spite of the law, and when some want to sell and a
+ great many want to buy, considerable business will be done, while there
+ are fewer saloons and less liquor sold in them. The liquor is poorer and
+ the price is higher. The consumer has to pay for the extra risk. More
+ liquor finds its way to homes, more men buy by the bottle and gallon. In
+ old times nearly everybody kept a little rum or whiskey on the sideboard.
+ The great Washingtonian temperance movement drove liquor out of the home
+ and increased the taverns and saloons. Now we are driving liquor back to
+ the homes. In my opinion there is a vast difference between distilled
+ spirits and the lighter drinks, such as wine and beer. Wine is a fireside
+ and whiskey a conflagration. These lighter drinks are not unhealthful and
+ do not, as I believe, create a craving for stronger beverages. You will, I
+ think, find it almost impossible to enforce the present law against wine
+ and beer. I was told yesterday that there are some sixty places in Cedar
+ Rapids where whiskey is sold. It takes about as much ceremony to get a
+ drink as it does to join the Masons, but they seem to like the ceremony.
+ People seem to take delight in outwitting the State when it does not
+ involve the commission of any natural offence, and when about to be
+ caught, may not hesitate to swear falsely to the extent of "don't
+ remember," or "can't say positively," or "can't swear whether it was
+ whiskey or not."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One great trouble in Iowa is that the politicians, or many of them who
+ openly advocate prohibition, are really opposed to it. They want to keep
+ the German vote, and they do not want to lose native Republicans. They
+ feel a "divided duty" to ride both horses. This causes the contrast
+ between their conversation and their speeches. A few years ago I took
+ dinner with a gentleman who had been elected Governor of one of our States
+ on the Prohibition ticket. We had four kinds of wine during the meal, and
+ a pony of brandy at the end. Prohibition will never be a success until it
+ prohibits the Prohibitionists. And yet I most sincerely hope and believe
+ that the time will come when drunkenness shall have perished from the
+ earth. Let us cultivate the love of home. Let husbands and wives and
+ children be companions. Let them seek amusements together. If it is a good
+ place for father to go, it is a good place for mother and the children. I
+ believe that a home can be made more attractive than a saloon. Let the
+ boys and girls amuse themselves at home&mdash;play games, study music,
+ read interesting books, and let the parents be their playfellows. The best
+ temperance lecture, in the fewest words, you will find in Victor Hugo's
+ great novel "Les Miserables." The grave digger is asked to take a drink.
+ He refuses and gives this reason: "The hunger of my family is the enemy of
+ my thirst."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Many people wonder why you are out of politics. Will you
+ give your reasons?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A few years ago great questions had to be settled. The life
+ of the nation was at stake. Later the liberty of millions of slaves
+ depended upon the action of the Government. Afterward reconstruction and
+ the rights of citizens pressed themselves upon the people for solution.
+ And last, the preservation of national honor and credit. These questions
+ did not enter into the last campaign. They had all been settled, and
+ properly settled, with the one exception of the duty of the nation to
+ protect the colored citizens. The Supreme Court settled that, at least for
+ a time, and settled it wrong. But the Republican party submitted to the
+ civil rights decision, and so, as between the great parties, that question
+ did not arise. This left only two questions&mdash;protection and office.
+ But as a matter of fact, all Republicans were not for our present system
+ of protection, and all Democrats were not against it. On that question
+ each party was and is divided. On the other question&mdash;office&mdash;both
+ parties were and are in perfect harmony. Nothing remains now for the
+ Democrats to do except to give a "working" definition of "offensive
+ partisanship."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the American people are seeking after
+ truth, or do they want to be amused?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We have all kinds. Thousands are earnestly seeking for the
+ truth. They are looking over the old creeds, they are studying the Bible
+ for themselves, they have the candor born of courage, they are depending
+ upon themselves instead of on the clergy. They have found out that the
+ clergy do not know; that their sources of information are not reliable;
+ that, like the politicians, many ministers preach one way and talk
+ another. The doctrine of eternal pain has driven millions from the church.
+ People with good hearts cannot get consolation out of that cruel lie. The
+ ministers themselves are getting ashamed to call that doctrine "the
+ tidings of great joy." The American people are a serious people. They want
+ to know the truth. They fell that whatever the truth may be they have the
+ courage to hear it. The American people also have a sense of humor. They
+ like to see old absurdities punctured and solemn stupidity held up to
+ laughter. They are, on the average, the most intelligent people on the
+ earth. They can see the point. Their wit is sharp, quick and logical.
+ Nothing amuses them more that to see the mask pulled from the face of
+ sham. The average American is generous, intelligent, level-headed, manly,
+ and good- natured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your judgment, is the source of the greatest
+ trouble among men?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Superstition. That has caused more agony, more tears,
+ persecution and real misery than all other causes combined. The other name
+ for superstition is ignorance. When men learn that all sin is a mistake,
+ that all dishonesty is a blunder, that even intelligent selfishness will
+ protect the rights of others, there will be vastly more happiness in this
+ world. Shakespeare says that "There is no darkness but ignorance."
+ Sometime man will learn that when he steals from another, he robs himself&mdash;that
+ the way to be happy is to make others so, and that it is far better to
+ assist his fellow-man than to fast, say prayers, count beads or build
+ temples to the Unknown. Some people tell us that selfishness is the only
+ sin, but selfishness grows in the soil of ignorance. After all, education
+ is the great lever, and the only one capable of raising mankind. People
+ ignorant of their own rights are ignorant of the rights of others. Every
+ tyrant is the slave of ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How soon do you think we would have the millennium if
+ every person attended strictly to his own business?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Now, if every person were intelligent enough to know his
+ own business&mdash;to know just where his rights ended and the rights of
+ others commenced, and then had the wisdom and honesty to act accordingly,
+ we should have a very happy world. Most people like to control the conduct
+ of others. They love to write rules, and pass laws for the benefit of
+ their neighbors, and the neighbors are pretty busy at the same business.
+ People, as a rule, think that they know the business of other people
+ better than they do their own. A man watching others play checkers or
+ chess always thinks he sees better moves than the players make. When all
+ people attend to their own business they will know that a part of their
+ own business is to increase the happiness of others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is causing the development of this country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Education, the free exchange of ideas, inventions by which
+ the forces of nature become our servants, intellectual hospitality, a
+ willingness to hear the other side, the richness of our soil, the extent
+ of our territory, the diversity of climate and production, our system of
+ government, the free discussion of political questions, our social
+ freedom, and above all, the fact that labor is honorable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the religious tendency of the
+ people of this country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Using the word religion in its highest and best sense, the
+ people are becoming more religious. We are far more religious &mdash;using
+ the word in its best sense&mdash;than when we believed in human slavery,
+ but we are not as orthodox as we were then. We have more principle and
+ less piety. We care more for the right and less for the creed. The old
+ orthodox dogmas are mouldy. You will find moss on their backs. They are
+ only brought out when a new candidate for the ministry is to be examined.
+ Only a little while ago in New York a candidate for the Presbyterian
+ pulpit was examined and the following is a part of the examination:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. "Do you believe in eternal punishment, as set forth in
+ the confession of faith?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. (With some hesitation) "Yes, I do."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. "Have you preached on that subject lately?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. "No. I prepared a sermon on hell, in which I took the
+ ground that the punishment of the wicked will be endless, and have it with
+ me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. "Did you deliver it?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. "No. I thought that my congregation would not care to hear
+ it. The doctrine is rather unpopular where I have been preaching, and I
+ was afraid I might do harm, so I have not delivered it yet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. "But you believe in eternal damnation, do you not?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. "O yes, with all my heart."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was admitted, and the admission proves the dishonesty of the examiners
+ and the examined. The new version of the Old and New Testaments has done
+ much to weaken confidence in the doctrine of inspiration. It has occurred
+ to a good many that if God took the pains to inspire men to write the
+ Bible, he ought to have inspired others to translate it correctly. The
+ general tendency today is toward science, toward naturalism, toward what
+ is called Infidelity, but is in fact fidelity. Men are in a transition
+ state, and the people, on the average, have more real good, sound sense
+ to-day than ever before. The church is losing its power for evil. The old
+ chains are wearing out, and new ones are not being made. The tendency is
+ toward intellectual freedom, and that means the final destruction of the
+ orthodox bastille.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of General Grant as he stands before
+ the people to-day?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have always regarded General Grant as the greatest
+ soldier this continent has produced. He is to-day the most distinguished
+ son of the Republic. The people have the greatest confidence in his
+ ability, his patriotism and his integrity. The financial disaster
+ impoverished General Grant, but he did not stain the reputation of the
+ grand soldier who led to many victories the greatest army that ever fought
+ for the liberties of man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Iowa State Register</i>, May 23, 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HELL OR SHEOL AND OTHER SUBJECTS.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, have you read the revised Testament?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, but I don't believe the work has been fairly done. The
+ clergy are not going to scrape the butter off their own bread. The clergy
+ are offensive partisans, and those of each denomination will interpret the
+ Scriptures their way. No Baptist minister would countenance a "Revision"
+ that favored sprinkling, and no Catholic priest would admit that any
+ version would be correct that destroyed the dogma of the "real presence."
+ So I might go through all the denominations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why was the word sheol introduced in place of hell, and
+ how do you like the substitute?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The civilized world has outgrown the vulgar and brutal hell
+ of their fathers and founders of the churches. The clergy are ashamed to
+ preach about sulphurous flames and undying worms. The imagination of the
+ world has been developed, the heart has grown tender, and the old dogma of
+ eternal pain shocks all civilized people. It is becoming disgraceful
+ either to preach or believe in such a beastly lie. The clergy are
+ beginning to think that it is hardly manly to frighten children with a
+ detected falsehood. Sheol is a great relief. It is not so hot as the old
+ place. The nights are comfortable, and the society is quite refined. The
+ worms are dead, and the air reasonably free from noxious vapors. It is a
+ much worse word to hold a revival with, but much better for every day use.
+ It will hardly take the place of the old word when people step on tacks,
+ put up stoves, or sit on pins; but for use at church fairs and mite
+ societies it will do about as well. We do not need revision; excision is
+ what we want. The barbarism should be taken out of the Bible. Passages
+ upholding polygamy, wars of extermination, slavery, and religious
+ persecution should not be attributed to a perfect God. The good that is in
+ the Bible will be saved for man, and man will be saved from the evil that
+ is in that book. Why should we worship in God what we detest in man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the use of the word sheol will make any
+ difference to the preachers?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course it will make no difference with Talmage. He will
+ make sheol just as hot and smoky and uncomfortable as hell, but the
+ congregations will laugh instead of tremble. The old shudder has gone.
+ Beecher had demolished hell before sheol was adopted. According to his
+ doctrine of evolution hell has been slowly growing cool. The cindered
+ souls do not even perspire. Sheol is nothing to Mr. Beecher but a new name
+ for an old mistake. As for the effect it will have on Heber Newton, I
+ cannot tell, neither can he, until he asks his bishop. There are people
+ who believe in witches and madstones and fiat money, and centuries hence
+ it may be that people will exist who will believe as firmly in hell as Dr.
+ Shedd does now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What about Beecher's sermons on "Evolution"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Beecher's sermons on "Evolution" will do good. Millions of
+ people believe that Mr. Beecher knows at least as much as the other
+ preachers, and if he regards the atonement as a dogma with a mistake for a
+ foundation, they may conclude that the whole system is a mistake. But
+ whether Mr. Beecher is mistaken or not, people know that honesty is a good
+ thing, that gratitude is a virtue, that industry supports the world, and
+ that whatever they believe about religion they are bound by every
+ conceivable obligation to be just and generous. Mr. Beecher can no more
+ succeed in reconciling science and religion, than he could in convincing
+ the world that triangles and circles are exactly the same. There is the
+ same relation between science and religion that there is between astronomy
+ and astrology, between alchemy and chemistry, between orthodoxy and common
+ sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you read Miss Cleveland's book? She condemns George
+ Eliot's poetry on the ground that it has no faith in it, nothing beyond.
+ Do you imagine she would condemn Burns or Shelley for that reason?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have not read Miss Cleveland's book; but, if the author
+ condemns the poetry of George Eliot, she has made a mistake. There is no
+ poem in our language more beautiful than "The Lovers," and none loftier or
+ purer than "The Choir Invisible." There is no poetry in the "beyond." The
+ poetry is here&mdash;here in this world, where love is in the heart. The
+ poetry of the beyond is too far away, a little too general. Shelley's
+ "Skylark" was in our sky, the daisy of Burns grew on our ground, and
+ between that lark and that daisy is room for all the real poetry of the
+ earth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Evening Record</i>, Boston, Mass., 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INTERVIEWING, POLITICS AND SPIRITUALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the peculiar institution of
+ American journalism known as interviewing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the interviewers are fair, if they know how to ask
+ questions of a public nature, if they remember what is said, or write it
+ at the time, and if the interviewed knows enough to answer questions in a
+ way to amuse or instruct the public, then interviewing is a blessing. But
+ if the representative of the press asks questions, either impudent or
+ unimportant, and the answers are like the questions, then the institution
+ is a failure. When the journalist fails to see the man he wishes to
+ interview, or when the man refuses to be interviewed, and thereupon the
+ aforesaid journalist writes up an interview, doing the talking for both
+ sides, the institution is a success. Such interviews are always
+ interesting, and, as a rule, the questions are to the point and the
+ answers perfectly responsive. There is probably a little too much
+ interviewing, and to many persons are asked questions upon subjects about
+ which they know nothing. Mr. Smith makes some money in stocks or pork,
+ visits London, and remains in that city for several weeks. On his return
+ he is interviewd as to the institutions, laws and customs of the British
+ Empire. Of course such an interview is exceedingly instructive. Lord
+ Affanaff lands at the dock in North River, is driven to a hotel in a
+ closed carriage, is interviewed a few minutes after by a representative of
+ the <i>Herald</i> as to his view of the great Republic based upon what he
+ has seen. Such an interview is also instructive. Interviews with
+ candidates as to their chances of election is another favorite way of
+ finding out their honest opinion, but people who rely on those interviews
+ generally lose their bets. The most interesting interviews are generally
+ denied. I have been expecting to see an interview with the Rev. Dr.
+ Leonard on the medicinal properties of champagne and toast, or the
+ relation between old ale and modern theology, and as to whether
+ prohibition prohibits the Prohibitionists.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you ever been misrepresented in interviews?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Several times. As a general rule, the clergy have selected
+ these misrepresentations when answering me. I never blamed them, because
+ it is much easier to answer something I did not say. Most reporters try to
+ give my real words, but it is difficult to remember. They try to give the
+ substance, and in that way change or destroy the sense. You remember the
+ Frenchman who translated Shakespeare's great line in Macbeth&mdash;"Out,
+ brief candle!"&mdash;into "Short candle, go out!" Another man, trying to
+ give the last words of Webster&mdash;"I still live"&mdash;said "I aint
+ dead yit." So that when they try to do their best they often make
+ mistakes. Now and then interviews appear not one word of which I ever
+ said, and sometimes when I really had an interview, another one has
+ appeared. But generally the reporters treat me well, and most of them
+ succeed in telling about what I said. Personally I have no cause for
+ complaint.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the administration of President
+ Cleveland?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I know but very little about it. I suppose that he is doing
+ the best he can. He appears to be carrying out in good faith the
+ principles laid down in the platform on which he was elected. He is having
+ a hard road to travel. To satisfy an old Democrat and a new mugwump is a
+ difficult job. Cleveland appears to be the owner of himself&mdash;appears
+ to be a man of great firmness and force of character. The best thing that
+ I have heard about him is that he went fishing on Sunday. We have had so
+ much mock morality, dude deportment and hypocritical respectability in
+ public office, that a man with courage enough to enjoy himself on Sunday
+ is a refreshing and healthy example. All things considered I do not see
+ but that Cleveland is doing well enough. The attitude of the
+ administration toward the colored people is manly and fair so far as I can
+ see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you still a Republican in political belief?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe that this is a Nation. I believe in the equality
+ of all men before the law, irrespective of race, religion or color. I
+ believe that there should be a dollar's worth of silver in a silver
+ dollar. I believe in a free ballot and a fair count. I believe in
+ protecting those industries, and those only, that need protection. I
+ believe in unrestricted coinage of gold and silver. I believe in the
+ rights of the State, the rights of the citizen, and the sovereignty of the
+ Nation. I believe in good times, good health, good crops, good prices,
+ good wages, good food, good clothes and in the absolute and unqualified
+ liberty of thought. If such belief makes a Republican, than that is what I
+ am.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you approve of John Sherman's policy in the present
+ campaign with reference to the bloody shirt, which reports of his speeches
+ show that he is waving?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have not read Senator Sherman's speech. It seems to me
+ that there is a better feeling between the North and South than ever
+ before&mdash;better than at any time since the Revolutionary war. I
+ believe in cultivating that feeling, and in doing and saying what we can
+ to contribute to its growth. We have hated long enough and fought enough.
+ The colored people never have been well treated but they are being better
+ treated now than ever before. It takes a long time to do away with
+ prejudices that were based upon religion and rascality&mdash;that is to
+ say, inspiration and interest. We must remember that slavery was the crime
+ of the whole country. Now, if Senator Sherman has made a speech calculated
+ to excite the hatreds and prejudices of the North and South, I think that
+ he has made a mistake. I do not say that he has made such a speech,
+ because I have not read it. The war is over&mdash;it ended at Appomattox.
+ Let us hope that the bitterness born of the conflict died out forever at
+ Riverside. The people are tired almost to death of the old speeches. They
+ have been worn out and patched, and even the patches are threadbare. The
+ Supreme Court decided the Civil Rights Bill to be unconstitutional, and
+ the Republican party submitted. I regarded the decision as monstrous, but
+ the Republican party when in power said nothing and did nothing. I most
+ sincerely hope that the Democratic party will protect the colored people
+ at least as well as we did when we were in power. But I am out of politics
+ and intend to keep politics out of me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. We have been having the periodical revival of interest in
+ Spiritualism. What do you think of "Spiritualism," as it is popularly
+ termed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not believe in the supernatural. One who does not
+ believe in gods would hardly believe in ghosts. I am not a believer in any
+ of the "wonders" and "miracles" whether ancient or modern. There may be
+ spirits, but I do not believe there are. They may communicate with some
+ people, but thus far they have been successful in avoiding me. Of course,
+ I know nothing for certain on the subject. I know a great many excellent
+ people who are thoroughly convinced of the truth of Spiritualism.
+ Christians laugh at the "miracles" to-day, attested by folks they know,
+ but believe the miracles of long ago, attested by folks that they did not
+ know. This is one of the contradictions in human nature. Most people are
+ willing to believe that wonderful things happened long ago and will happen
+ again in the far future; with them the present is the only time in which
+ nature behaves herself with becoming sobriety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In old times nature did all kinds of juggling tricks, and after a long
+ while will do some more, but now she is attending strictly to business,
+ depending upon cause and effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Who, in your opinion, is the greatest leader of the
+ "opposition" yclept the Christian religion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose that Mr. Beecher is the greatest man in the
+ pulpit, but he thinks more of Darwin than he does of David and has an idea
+ that the Old Testament is just a little too old. He has put evolution in
+ the place of the atonement&mdash;has thrown away the Garden of Eden,
+ snake, apples and all, and is endeavoring to save enough of the orthodox
+ wreck to make a raft. I know of no other genius in the pulpit. There are
+ plenty of theological doctors and bishops and all kinds of titled humility
+ in the sacred profession, but men of genius are scarce. All the ministers,
+ except Messrs. Moody and Jones, are busy explaining away the contradiction
+ between inspiration and demonstration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What books would you recommend for the perusal of a young
+ man of limited time and culture with reference to helping him in the
+ development of intellect and good character?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The works of Darwin, Ernst Haeckel, Draper's "Intellectual
+ Development of Europe," Buckle's "History of Civilization in England,"
+ Lecky's "History of European Morals," Voltaire's "Philosophical
+ Dictionary," B&uuml;chner's "Force and Matter," "The History of the
+ Christian Religion" by Waite; Paine's "Age of Reason," D'Holbach's "System
+ of Nature," and, above all, Shakespeare. Do not forget Burns, Shelley,
+ Dickens and Hugo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will you lecture the coming winter?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, about the same as usual. Woe is me if I preach not my
+ gospel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you been invited to lecture in Europe? If so do you
+ intend to accept the "call"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, often. The probability is that I shall go to England
+ and Australia. I have not only had invitations but most excellent offers
+ from both countries. There is, however, plenty to do here. This is the
+ best country in the world and our people are eager to hear the other side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old kind of preaching is getting superannuated. It lags superfluous in
+ the pulpit. Our people are outgrowing the cruelties and absurdities of the
+ ancient Jews. The idea of hell has become shocking and vulgar. Eternal
+ punishment is eternal injustice. It is infinitely infamous. Most ministers
+ are ashamed to preach the doctrine, and the congregations are ashamed to
+ hear it preached. It is the essence of savagery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Plain Dealer</i>, Cincinnati, Ohio, September 5, 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ MY BELIEF.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is said that in the past four or five years you have
+ changed or modified your views upon the subject of religion; is this so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is not so. The only change, if that can be called a
+ change, is, that I am more perfectly satisfied that I am right&mdash;
+ satisfied that what is called orthodox religion is a simple fabrication of
+ mistaken men; satisfied that there is no such thing as an inspired book
+ and never will be; satisfied that a miracle never was and never will be
+ performed; satisfied that no human being knows whether there is a God or
+ not, whether there is another life or not; satisfied that the scheme of
+ atonement is a mistake, that the innocent cannot, by suffering for the
+ guilty, atone for the guilt; satisfied that the doctrine that salvation
+ depends on belief, is cruel and absurd; satisfied that the doctrine of
+ eternal punishment is infamously false; satisfied that superstition is of
+ no use to the human race; satisfied that humanity is the only true and
+ real religion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No, I have not modified my views. I detect new absurdities every day in
+ the popular belief. Every day the whole thing becomes more and more
+ absurd. Of course there are hundreds and thousands of most excellent
+ people who believe in orthodox religion; people for whose good qualities I
+ have the greatest respect; people who have good ideas on most other
+ subjects; good citizens, good fathers, husbands, wives and children&mdash;good
+ in spite of their religion. I do not attack people. I attack the mistakes
+ of people. Orthodoxy is getting weaker every day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe in the existence of a Supreme Being?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not believe in any Supreme personality or in any
+ Supreme Being who made the universe and governs nature. I do not say that
+ there is no such Being&mdash;all I say is that I do not believe that such
+ a Being exists. I know nothing on the subject, except that I know that I
+ do not know and that nobody else knows. But if there is such a Being, he
+ certainly never wrote the Old Testament. You will understand my position.
+ I do not say that a Supreme Being does not exist, but I do say that I do
+ not believe such a Being exists. The universe&mdash;embracing all that is&mdash;all
+ atoms, all stars, each grain of sand and all the constellations, each
+ thought and dream of animal and man, all matter and all force, all doubt
+ and all belief, all virtue and all crime, all joy and all pain, all growth
+ and all decay&mdash;is all there is. It does not act because it is moved
+ from without. It acts from within. It is actor and subject, means and end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is infinite; the infinite could not have been created. It is
+ indestructible and that which cannot be destroyed was not created. I am a
+ Pantheist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Don't you think the belief of the Agnostic is more
+ satisfactory to the believer than that of the Atheist?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is no difference. The Agnostic is an Atheist. The
+ Atheist is an Agnostic. The Agnostic says: "I do not know, but I do not
+ believe there is any God." The Atheist says the same. The orthodox
+ Christian says he knows there is a God; but we know that he does not know.
+ He simply believes. He cannot know. The Atheist cannot know that God does
+ not exist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Haven't you just the faintest glimmer of a hope that in
+ some future state you will meet and be reunited to those who are dear to
+ you in this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no particular desire to be destroyed. I am willing
+ to go to heaven if there be such a place, and enjoy myself for ever and
+ ever. It would give me infinite satisfaction to know that all mankind are
+ to be happy forever. Infidels love their wives and children as well as
+ Christians do theirs. I have never said a word against heaven&mdash;never
+ said a word against the idea of immortality. On the contrary, I have said
+ all I could truthfully say in favor of the idea that we shall live again.
+ I most sincerely hope that there is another world, better than this, where
+ all the broken ties of love will be united. It is the other place I have
+ been fighting. Better that all of us should sleep the sleep of death
+ forever than that some should suffer pain forever. If in order to have a
+ heaven there must be a hell, then I say away with them both. My doctrine
+ puts the bow of hope over every grave; my doctrine takes from every
+ mother's heart the fear of hell. No good man would enjoy himself in heaven
+ with his friends in hell. No good God could enjoy himself in heaven with
+ millions of his poor, helpless mistakes in hell. The orthodox idea of
+ heaven&mdash;with God an eternal inquisitor, a few heartless angels and
+ some redeemed orthodox, all enjoying themselves, while the vast multitude
+ will weep in the rayless gloom of God's eternal dungeon&mdash;is not
+ calculated to make man good or happy. I am doing what I can to civilize
+ the churches, humanize the preachers and get the fear of hell out of the
+ human heart. In this business I am meeting with great success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Philadelphia Times</i>, September 25, 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SOME LIVE TOPICS.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Shall you attend the Albany Freethought Convention?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have agreed to be present not only, but to address the
+ convention, on Sunday, the 13th of September. I am greatly gratified to
+ know that the interest in the question of intellectual liberty is growing
+ from year to year. Everywhere I go it seems to be the topic of
+ conversation. No matter upon what subject people begin to talk, in a
+ little while the discussion takes a religious turn, and people who a few
+ moments before had not the slightest thought of saying a word about the
+ churches, or about the Bible, are giving their opinions in full. I hear
+ discussions of this kind in all the public conveyances, at the hotels, on
+ the piazzas at the seaside&mdash;and they are not discussions in which I
+ take any part, because I rarely say anything upon these questions except
+ in public, unless I am directly addressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a general feeling that the church has ruled the world long
+ enough. People are beginning to see that no amount of eloquence, or faith,
+ or erudition, or authority, can make the records of barbarism satisfactory
+ to the heart and brain of this century. They have also found that a
+ falsehood in Hebrew in no more credible than in plain English. People at
+ last are beginning to be satisfied that cruel laws were never good laws,
+ no matter whether inspired or uninspired. The Christian religion, like
+ every other religion depending upon inspired writings, is wrecked upon the
+ facts of nature. So long as inspired writers confined themselves to the
+ supernatural world; so long as they talked about angels and Gods and
+ heavens and hells; so long as they described only things that man has
+ never seen, and never will see, they were safe, not from contradiction,
+ but from demonstration. But these writings had to have a foundation, even
+ for their falsehoods, and that foundation was in Nature. The foundation
+ had to be something about which somebody knew something, or supposed they
+ knew something. They told something about this world that agreed with the
+ then general opinion. Had these inspired writers told the truth about
+ Nature&mdash; had they said that the world revolved on its axis, and made
+ a circuit about the sun&mdash;they could have gained no credence for their
+ statements about other worlds. They were forced to agree with their
+ contemporaries about this world, and there is where they made the
+ fundamental mistake. Having grown in knowledge, the world has discovered
+ that these inspired men knew nothing about this earth; that the inspired
+ books are filled with mistakes&mdash;not only mistakes that we can
+ contradict, but mistakes that we can demonstrate to be mistakes. Had they
+ told the truth in their day, about this earth, they would not have been
+ believed about other worlds, because their contemporaries would have used
+ their own knowledge about this world to test the knowledge of these
+ inspired men. We pursue the same course; and what we know about this world
+ we use as the standard, and by that standard we have found that the
+ inspired men knew nothing about Nature as it is. Finding that they were
+ mistaken about this world, we have no confidence in what they have said
+ about another. Every religion has had its philosophy about this world, and
+ every one has been mistaken. As education becomes general, as scientific
+ modes are adopted, this will become clearer and clearer, until "ignorant
+ as inspiration" will be a comparison.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you seen the memorial to the New York Legislature,
+ to be presented this winter, asking for the repeal of such laws as
+ practically unite church and state?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have seen a memorial asking that church property be taxed
+ like other property; that no more money should be appropriated from the
+ public treasury for the support of institutions managed by and in the
+ interest of sectarian denominations; for the repeal of all laws compelling
+ the observance of Sunday as a religious day. Such memorials ought to be
+ addressed to the Legislatures of all the States. The money of the public
+ should only be used for the benefit of the public. Public money should not
+ be used for what a few gentlemen think is for the benefit of the public.
+ Personally, I think it would be for the benefit of the public to have
+ Infidel or scientific&mdash;which is the same thing&mdash;lectures
+ delivered in every town, in every State, on every Sunday; but knowing that
+ a great many men disagree with me on this point, I do not claim that such
+ lectures ought to be paid for with public money. The Methodist Church
+ ought not to be sustained by taxation, nor the Catholic, nor any other
+ church. To relieve their property from taxation is to appropriate money,
+ to the extent of that tax, for the support of that church. Whenever a
+ burden is lifted from one piece of property, it is distributed over the
+ rest of the property of the State, and to release one kind of property is
+ to increase the tax on all other kinds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a time when people really supposed the churches were saving
+ souls from the eternal wrath of a God of infinite love. Being engaged in
+ such a philanthropic work, and at the time nobody having the courage to
+ deny it&mdash;the church being all-powerful&mdash;all other property was
+ taxed to support the church; but now the more civilized part of the
+ community, being satisfied that a God of infinite love will not be
+ eternally unjust, feel as though the church should support herself. To
+ exempt the church from taxation is to pay a part of the priest's salary.
+ The Catholic now objects to being taxed to support a school in which his
+ religion is not taught. He is not satisfied with the school that says
+ nothing on the subject of religion. He insists that it is an outrage to
+ tax him to support a school where the teacher simply teaches what he
+ knows. And yet this same Catholic wants his church exempted from taxation,
+ and the tax of an Atheist or of a Jew increased, when he teaches in his
+ untaxed church that the Atheist and Jew will both be eternally damned! Is
+ it possible for impudence to go further?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I insist that no religion should be taught in any school supported by
+ public money; and by religion I mean superstition. Only that should be
+ taught in a school that somebody can learn and that somebody can know. In
+ my judgment, every church should be taxed precisely the same as other
+ property. The church may claim that it is one of the instruments of
+ civilization and therefore should be exempt. If you exempt that which is
+ useful, you exempt every trade and every profession. In my judgment,
+ theatres have done more to civilize mankind than churches; that is to say,
+ theatres have done something to civilize mankind&mdash;churches nothing.
+ The effect of all superstition has been to render men barbarous. I do not
+ believe in the civilizing effects of falsehood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a time when ministers were supposed to be in the employ of God,
+ and it was thought that God selected them with great care &mdash;that
+ their profession had something sacred about it. These ideas are no longer
+ entertained by sensible people. Ministers should be paid like other
+ professional men, and those who like their preaching should pay for the
+ preach. They should depend, as actors do, upon their popularity, upon the
+ amount of sense, or nonsense, that they have for sale. They should depend
+ upon the market like other people, and if people do not want to hear
+ sermons badly enough to build churches and pay for them, and pay the taxes
+ on them, and hire the preacher, let the money be diverted to some other
+ use. The pulpit should no longer be a pauper. I do not believe in carrying
+ on any business with the contribution box. All the sectarian institutions
+ ought to support themselves. These should be no Methodist or Catholic or
+ Presbyterian hospitals or orphan asylums. All these should be supported by
+ the State. There is no such thing as Catholic charity, or Methodist
+ charity. Charity belongs to humanity, not to any particular form of faith
+ or religion. You will find as charitable people who never heard of
+ religion, as you can find in the church. The State should provide for
+ those who ought to be provided for. A few Methodists beg of everybody they
+ meet&mdash;send women with subscription papers, asking money from all
+ classes of people, and nearly everybody gives something from politeness,
+ or to keep from being annoyed; and when the institution is finished, it is
+ pointed at as the result of Methodism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Probably a majority of the people in this country suppose that there was
+ no charity in the world until the Christian religion was founded. Great
+ men have repeated this falsehood, until ignorance and thoughtlessness
+ believe it. There were orphan asylums in China, in India, and in Egypt
+ thousands of years before Christ was born; and there certainly never was a
+ time in the history of the whole world when there was less charity in
+ Europe than during the centuries when the Church of Christ had absolute
+ power. There were hundreds of Mohammedan asylums before Christianity had
+ built ten in the entire world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All institutions for the care of unfortunate people should be secular&mdash;should
+ be supported by the State. The money for the purpose should be raised by
+ taxation, to the end that the burden may be borne by those able to bear
+ it. As it is now, most of the money is paid, not by the rich, but by the
+ generous, and those most able to help their needy fellow citizens are the
+ very ones who do nothing. If the money is raised by taxation, then the
+ burden will fall where it ought to fall, and these institutions will no
+ longer be supported by the generous and emotional, and the rich and stingy
+ will no longer be able to evade the duties of citizenship and of humanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to the Sunday laws, we know that they are only spasmodically
+ enforced. Now and then a few people are arrested for selling papers or
+ cigars. Some unfortunate barber is grabbed by a policeman because he has
+ been caught shaving a Christian, Sunday morning. Now and then some poor
+ fellow with a hack, trying to make a dollar or two to feed his horses, or
+ to take care of his wife and children, is arrested as though he were a
+ murderer. But in a few days the public are inconvenienced to that degree
+ that the arrests stop and business goes on in its accustomed channels,
+ Sunday and all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now and then society becomes so pious, so virtuous, that people are
+ compelled to enter saloons by the back door; others are compelled to drink
+ beer with the front shutters up; but otherwise the stream that goes down
+ the thirsty throats is unbroken. The ministers have done their best to
+ prevent all recreation on the Sabbath. They would like to stop all the
+ boats on the Hudson, and on the sea&mdash; stop all the excursion trains.
+ They would like to compel every human being that lives in the city of New
+ York to remain within its limits twenty-four hours every Sunday. They hate
+ the parks; they hate music; they hate anything that keeps a man away from
+ church. Most of the churches are empty during the summer, and now most of
+ the ministers leave themselves, and give over the entire city to the Devil
+ and his emissaries. And yet if the ministers had their way, there would be
+ no form of human enjoyment except prayer, signing subscription papers,
+ putting money in contribution boxes, listening to sermons, reading the
+ cheerful histories of the Old Testament, imagining the joys of heaven and
+ the torments of hell. The church is opposed to the theatre, is the enemy
+ of the opera, looks upon dancing as a crime, hates billiards, despises
+ cards, opposes roller-skating, and even entertains a certain kind of
+ prejudice against croquet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the orthodox church gets its ideas of
+ the Sabbath from the teachings of Christ?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not hold Christ responsible for these idiotic ideas
+ concerning the Sabbath. He regarded the Sabbath as something made for man&mdash;which
+ was a very sensible view. The holiest day is the happiest day. The most
+ sacred day is the one in which have been done the most good deeds. There
+ are two reasons given in the Bible for keeping the Sabbath. One is that
+ God made the world in six days, and rested on the seventh. Now that all
+ the ministers admit that he did not make the world in six days, but that
+ he made it in six "periods," this reason is no longer applicable. The
+ other reason is that he brought the Jews out of Egypt with a "mighty
+ hand." This may be a very good reason still for the observance of the
+ Sabbath by the Jews, but the real Sabbath, that is to say, the day to be
+ commemorated, is our Saturday, and why should we commemorate the wrong
+ day? That disposes of the second reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing can be more inconsistent than the theories and practice of the
+ churches about the Sabbath. The cars run Sundays, and out of the profits
+ hundreds of ministers are supported. The great iron and steel works fill
+ with smoke and fire the Sabbath air, and the proprietors divide the
+ profits with the churches. The printers of the city are busy Sunday
+ afternoons and evenings, and the presses during the nights, so that the
+ sermons of Sunday can reach the heathen on Monday. The servants of the
+ rich are denied the privileges of the sanctuary. The coachman sits on the
+ box out-doors, while his employer kneels in church preparing himself for
+ the heavenly chariot. The iceman goes about on the holy day, keeping
+ believers cool, they knowing at the same time that he is making it hot for
+ himself in the world to come. Christians cross the Atlantic, knowing that
+ the ship will pursue its way on the Sabbath. They write letters to their
+ friends knowing that they will be carried in violation of Jehovah's law,
+ by wicked men. Yet they hate to see a pale-faced sewing girl enjoying a
+ few hours by the sea; a poor mechanic walking in the fields; or a tired
+ mother watching her children playing on the grass. Nothing ever was,
+ nothing ever will be, more utterly absurd and disgusting than a Puritan
+ Sunday. Nothing ever did make a home more hateful than the strict
+ observance of the Sabbath. It fills the house with hypocrisy and the
+ meanest kind of petty tyranny. The parents look sour and stern, the
+ children sad and sulky. They are compelled to talk upon subjects about
+ which they feel no interest, or to read books that are thought good only
+ because they are so stupid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say about the growth of Catholicism, the
+ activity of the Salvation Army, and the success of revivalists like the
+ Rev. Samuel Jones? Is Christianity really gaining a strong hold on the
+ masses?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Catholicism is growing in this country, and it is the only
+ country on earth in which it is growing. Its growth here depends entirely
+ upon immigration, not upon intellectual conquest. Catholic emigrants who
+ leave their homes in the Old World because they have never had any
+ liberty, and who are Catholics for the same reason, add to the number of
+ Catholics here, but their children's children will not be Catholics. Their
+ children will not be very good Catholics, and even these immigrants
+ themselves, in a few years, will not grovel quite so low in the presence
+ of a priest. The Catholic Church is gaining no ground in Catholic
+ countries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Salvation Army is the result of two things&mdash;the general belief in
+ what are known as the fundamentals of Christianity, and the heartlessness
+ of the church. The church in England&mdash;that is to say, the Church of
+ England&mdash;having succeeded&mdash;that is to say, being supported by
+ general taxation&mdash;that is to say, being a successful, well-fed
+ parasite&mdash;naturally neglected those who did not in any way contribute
+ to its support. It became aristocratic. Splendid churches were built;
+ younger sons with good voices were put in the pulpits; the pulpit became
+ the asylum for aristocratic mediocrity, and in this way the Church of
+ England lost interest in the masses and the masses lost interest in the
+ Church of England. The neglected poor, who really had some belief in
+ religion, and who had not been absolutely petrified by form and patronage,
+ were ready for the Salvation Army. They were not at home in the church.
+ They could not pay. They preferred the freedom of the street. They
+ preferred to attend a church where rags were no objection. Had the church
+ loved and labored with the poor the Salvation Army never would have
+ existed. These people are simply giving their idea of Christianity, and in
+ their way endeavoring to do what they consider good. I don't suppose the
+ Salvation Army will accomplish much. To improve mankind you must change
+ conditions. It is not enough to work simply upon the emotional nature. The
+ surroundings must be such as naturally produce virtuous actions. If we are
+ to believe recent reports from London, the Church of England, even with
+ the assistance of the Salvation Army, has accomplished but little. It
+ would be hard to find any country with less morality. You would search
+ long in the jungles of Africa to find greater depravity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I account for revivalists like the Rev. Samuel Jones in the same way.
+ There is in every community an ignorant class&mdash;what you might call a
+ literal class&mdash;who believe in the real blood atonement; who believe
+ in heaven and hell, and harps and gridirons; who have never had their
+ faith weakened by reading commentators or books harmonizing science and
+ religion. They love to hear the good old doctrine; they want hell
+ described; they want it described so that they can hear the moans and
+ shrieks; they want heaven described; they want to see God on a throne, and
+ they want to feel that they are finally to have the pleasure of looking
+ over the battlements of heaven and seeing all their enemies among the
+ damned. The Rev. Mr. Munger has suddenly become a revivalist. According to
+ the papers he is sought for in every direction. His popularity seems to
+ rest upon the fact that he brutally beat a girl twelve years old because
+ she did not say her prayers to suit him. Muscular Christianity is what the
+ ignorant people want. I regard all these efforts&mdash;including those
+ made by Mr. Moody and Mr. Hammond&mdash;as evidence that Christianity, as
+ an intellectual factor, has almost spent its force. It no longer governs
+ the intellectual world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are not the Catholics the least progressive? And are they
+ not, in spite of their professions to the contrary, enemies to republican
+ liberty?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Every church that has a standard higher than human welfare
+ is dangerous. A church that puts a book above the laws and constitution of
+ its country, that puts a book above the welfare of mankind, is dangerous
+ to human liberty. Every church that puts itself above the legally
+ expressed will of the people is dangerous. Every church that holds itself
+ under greater obligation to a pope than to a people is dangerous to human
+ liberty. Every church that puts religion above humanity&mdash;above the
+ well-being of man in this world&mdash;is dangerous. The Catholic Church
+ may be more dangerous, not because its doctrines are more dangerous, but
+ because, on the average, its members more sincerely believe its doctrines,
+ and because that church can be hurled as a solid body in any given
+ direction. For these reasons it is more dangerous than other churches; but
+ the doctrines are no more dangerous than those of the Protestant churches.
+ The man who would sacrifice the well- being of man to please an imaginary
+ phantom that he calls God, is also dangerous. The only safe standard is
+ the well-being of man in this world. Whenever this world is sacrificed for
+ the sake of another, a mistake has been made. The only God that man can
+ know is the aggregate of all beings capable of suffering and of joy within
+ the reach of his influence. To increase the happiness of such beings is to
+ worship the only God that man can know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say to the assertion of Dr. Deems that
+ there were never so many Christians as now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose that the population of the earth is greater now
+ than at any other time within the historic period. This being so, there
+ may be more Christians, so-called, in this world than there were a hundred
+ years ago. Of course, the reverend doctor, in making up his aggregate of
+ Christians, counts all kinds and sects&mdash;Unitarians, Universalists,
+ and all the other "ans" and "ists" and "ics" and "ites" and "ers." But Dr.
+ Deems must admit that only a few years ago most of the persons he now
+ calls Christians would have been burnt as heretics and Infidels. Let us
+ compare the average New York Christian with the Christian of two hundred
+ years ago. It is probably safe to say that there is not now in the city of
+ New York a genuine Presbyterian outside of an insane asylum. Probably no
+ one could be found who will to-day admit that he believes absolutely in
+ the Presbyterian Confession of Faith. There is probably not an
+ Episcopalian who believes in the Thirty-nine Articles. Probably there is
+ not an intelligent minister in the city of New York, outside of the
+ Catholic Church, who believes that everything in the Bible is true.
+ Probably no clergyman, of any standing, would be willing to take the
+ ground that everything in the Old Testament&mdash;leaving out the question
+ of inspiration&mdash;is actually true. Very few ministers now preach the
+ doctrine of eternal punishment. Most of them would be ashamed to utter
+ that brutal falsehood. A large majority of gentlemen who attend church
+ take the liberty of disagreeing with the preacher. They would have been
+ very poor Christians two hundred years ago. A majority of the ministers
+ take the liberty of disagreeing, in many things, with their Presbyteries
+ and Synods. They would have been very poor preachers two hundred years
+ ago. Dr. Deems forgets that most Christians are only nominally so. Very
+ few believe their creeds. Very few even try to live in accordance with
+ what they call Christian doctrines. Nobody loves his enemies. No Christian
+ when smitten on one cheek turns the other. Most Christians do take a
+ little thought for the morrow. They do not depend entirely upon the
+ providence of God. Most Christians now have greater confidence in the
+ average life-insurance company than in God&mdash;feel easier when dying to
+ know that they have a policy, through which they expect the widow will
+ receive ten thousand dollars, than when thinking of all the Scripture
+ promises. Even church-members do not trust in God to protect their own
+ property. They insult heaven by putting lightning rods on their temples.
+ They insure the churches against the act of God. The experience of man has
+ shown the wisdom of relying on something that we know something about,
+ instead of upon the shadowy supernatural. The poor wretches to-day in
+ Spain, depending upon their priests, die like poisoned flies; die with
+ prayers between their pallid lips; die in their filth and faith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say on the Mormon question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The institution of polygamy is infamous and disgusting
+ beyond expression. It destroys what we call, and all civilized people
+ call, "the family." It pollutes the fireside, and, above all, as Burns
+ would say, "petrifies the feeling." It is, however, one of the
+ institutions of Jehovah. It is protected by the Bible. It has inspiration
+ on its side. Sinai, with its barren, granite peaks, is a perpetual witness
+ in its favor. The beloved of God practiced it, and, according to the
+ sacred word, the wisest man had, I believe, about seven hundred wives.
+ This man received his wisdom directly from God. It is hard for the average
+ Bible worshiper to attack this institution without casting a certain stain
+ upon his own book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Only a few years ago slavery was upheld by the same Bible. Slavery having
+ been abolished, the passages in the inspired volume upholding it have been
+ mostly forgotten, but polygamy lives, and the polygamists, with great
+ volubility, repeat the passages in their favor. We send our missionaries
+ to Utah, with their Bibles, to convert the Mormons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Mormons show, by these very Bibles, that God is on their side. Nothing
+ remain now for the missionaries except to get back their Bibles and come
+ home. The preachers do not appeal to the Bible for the purpose of putting
+ down Mormonism. They say: "Send the army." If the people of this country
+ could only be honest; if they would only admit that the Old Testament is
+ but the record of a barbarous people; if the Samson of the nineteenth
+ century would not allow its limbs to be bound by the Delilah of
+ superstition, it could with one blow destroy this monster. What shall we
+ say of the moral force of Christianity, when it utterly fails in the
+ presence of Mormonism? What shall we say of a Bible that we dare not read
+ to a Mormon as an argument against legalized lust, or as an argument
+ against illegal lust?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am opposed to polygamy. I want it exterminated by law; but I hate to see
+ the exterminators insist that God, only a few thousand years ago, was as
+ bad as the Mormons are to-day. In my judgment, such a God ought to be
+ exterminated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of men like the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
+ and the Rev. R. Heber Newton? Do they deserve any credit for the course
+ they have taken?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Beecher is evidently endeavoring to shore up the walls
+ of the falling temple. He sees the cracks; he knows that the building is
+ out of plumb; he feels that the foundation is insecure. Lies can take the
+ place of stones only so long as they are thoroughly believed. Mr. Beecher
+ is trying to do something to harmonize superstition and science. He is
+ reading between the lines. He has discovered that Darwin is only a later
+ Saint Paul, or that Saint Paul was the original Darwin. He is endeavoring
+ to make the New Testament a scientific text-book. Of course he will fail.
+ But his intentions are good. Thousands of people will read the New
+ Testament with more freedom than heretofore. They will look for new
+ meanings; and he who looks for new meanings will not be satisfied with the
+ old ones. Mr. Beecher, instead of strengthening the walls, will make them
+ weaker.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no harmony between religion and science. When science was a
+ child, religion sought to strangle it in the cradle. Now that science has
+ attained its youth, and superstition is in its dotage, the trembling,
+ palsied wreck says to the athlete: "Let us be friends." It reminds me of
+ the bargain the cock wished to make with the horse: "Let us agree not to
+ step on each other's feet." Mr. Beecher, having done away with hell,
+ substitutes annihilation. His doctrine at present is that only a fortunate
+ few are immortal, and that the great mass return to dreamless dust. This,
+ of course, is far better than hell, and is a great improvement on the
+ orthodox view. Mr. Beecher cannot believe that God would make such a
+ mistake as to make men doomed to suffer eternal pain. Why, I ask, should
+ God give life to men whom he knows are unworthy of life? Why should he
+ annihilate his mistakes? Why should he make mistakes that need
+ annihilation?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It can hardly be said that Mr. Beecher's idea is a new one. It was taught,
+ with an addition, thousands of years ago, in India, and the addition
+ almost answers my objection. The old doctrine was that only the soul that
+ bears fruit, only the soul that bursts into blossom, will at the death of
+ the body rejoin the Infinite, and that all other souls&mdash;souls not
+ having blossomed&mdash;will go back into low forms and make the journey up
+ to man once more, and should they then blossom and bear fruit, will be
+ held worthy to join the Infinite, but should they again fail, they again
+ go back; and this process is repeated until they do blossom, and in this
+ way all souls at last become perfect. I suggest that Mr. Beecher make at
+ least this addition to his doctrine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But allow me to say that, in my judgment, Mr. Beecher is doing great good.
+ He may not convince many people that he is right, but he will certainly
+ convince a great many people that Christianity is wrong.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In what estimation do you hold Charles Watts and Samuel
+ Putnam, and what do you think of their labors in the cause of Freethought?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Watts is an extremely logical man, with a direct and
+ straightforward manner and mind. He has paid great attention to what is
+ called "Secularism." He thoroughly understands organization, and he is
+ undoubtedly one of the strongest debaters in the field. He has had great
+ experience. He has demolished more divines than any man of my
+ acquaintance. I have read several of his debates. In discussion he is
+ quick, pertinent, logical, and, above all, good natured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is not in all he says a touch of malice. He can afford to be
+ generous to his antagonists, because he is always the victor, and is
+ always sure of the victory. Last winter wherever I went, I heard the most
+ favorable accounts of Mr. Watts. All who heard him were delighted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Putnam is one of the most thorough believers in intellectual liberty
+ in the world. He believes with all his heart, is full of enthusiasm, ready
+ to make any sacrifice, and to endure any hardship. Had he lived a few
+ years ago, he would have been a martyr. He has written some of the most
+ stirring appeals to the Liberals of this country that I have ever read. He
+ believes that Freethought has a future; that the time is coming when the
+ superstitions of the world will either be forgotten, or remembered&mdash;some
+ of them with smiles&mdash;most of them with tears. Mr. Putnam, although
+ endowed with a poetic nature, with poetic insight, clings to the known,
+ builds upon the experience of man, and believes in fancies only when they
+ are used as the wings of a fact. I have never met a man who appeared to be
+ more thoroughly devoted to the great cause of mental freedom. I have read
+ his books with great interest, and find in them many pages filled with
+ philosophy and pathos. I have met him often and I never heard him utter a
+ harsh word about any human being. His good nature is as unfailing as the
+ air. His abilities are of the highest order. It is a positive pleasure to
+ meet him. He is so enthusiastic, so unselfish, so natural, so appreciative
+ of others, so thoughtful for the cause, and so careless of himself, that
+ he compels the admiration of every one who really loves the just and true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Truth Seeker</i>, New York, September 5, 1885.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE PRESIDENT AND SENATE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say with reference to the respective
+ attitudes of the President and Senate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I don't think there is any doubt as to the right of the
+ Senate to call on the President for information. Of course that means for
+ what information he has. When a duty devolves upon two persons, one of
+ them has no right to withhold any facts calculated to throw any light on
+ the question that both are to decide. The President cannot appoint any
+ officer who has to be confirmed by the Senate; he can simply nominate. The
+ Senate cannot even suggest a name; it can only pass upon the person
+ nominated. If it is called upon for counsel and advice, how can it give
+ advice without knowing the facts and circumstances? The President must
+ have a reason for wishing to make a change. He should give that reason to
+ the Senate without waiting to be asked. He has assured the country that he
+ is a civil service reformer; that no man is to be turned out because he is
+ a Republican, and no man appointed because he is a Democrat. Now, the
+ Senate has given the President an opportunity to prove that he has acted
+ as he has talked. If the President feels that he is bound to carry out the
+ civil-service law, ought not the Senate to feel in the same way? Is it not
+ the duty of the Senate to see to it that the President does not, with its
+ advice and consent, violate the civil service law? Is the consent of the
+ Senate a mere matter of form? In these appointments the President is not
+ independent of or above the Senate; they are equal, and each has the right
+ to be "honor bright" with the other, at least.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As long as this foolish law is unrepealed it must be carried out. Neither
+ party is in favor of civil service reform, and never was. The Republican
+ party did not carry it out, and did not intend to. The President has the
+ right to nominate. Under the law as it is now, when the President wants to
+ appoint a clerk, or when one of his secretaries wants one, four names are
+ sent, and from these four names a choice has to be made. This is clearly
+ an invasion of the rights of the Executive. If they have the right to
+ compel the President to choose from four, why not from three, or two? Why
+ not name the one, and have done with it? The law is worse than
+ unconstitutional&mdash;it is absurd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in this contest the Senate, in my judgment, is right. In my opinion,
+ by the time Cleveland goes out most of the offices will be filled with
+ Democrats. If the Republicans succeed next time, I know, and everybody
+ knows, that they will never rest easy until they get the Democrats out.
+ They will shout "offensive partisanship." The truth is, the theory is
+ wrong. Every citizen should take an interest in politics. A good man
+ should not agree to keep silent just for the sake of an office. A man owes
+ his best thoughts to his country. If he ought to defend his country in
+ time of war, and under certain circumstances give his life for it, can we
+ say that in time of peace he is under no obligation to discharge what he
+ believes to be a duty, if he happens to hold an office? Must he sell his
+ birthright for the sake of being a doorkeeper? The whole doctrine is
+ absurd and never will be carried out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think as to the presidential race?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. That is a good way off. I think the people can hardly be
+ roused to enthusiasm by the old names. Our party must take another step
+ forward. We cannot live on what we have done; we must seek power for the
+ sake, not of power, but for the accomplishment of a purpose. We must
+ reform the tariff. We must settle the question of silver. We must have
+ sense enough to know what the country needs, and courage enough to tell
+ it. By reforming the tariff, I mean protect that and that only that needs
+ protection&mdash; laws for the country and not for the few. We want honest
+ money; we want a dollar's worth of gold in a silver dollar, and a dollar's
+ worth of silver in a gold dollar. We want to make them of equal value.
+ Bi-metallism does not mean that eighty cents' worth of silver is worth one
+ hundred in gold. The Republican party must get back its conscience and be
+ guided by it in deciding the questions that arise. Great questions are
+ pressing for solution. Thousands of working people are in want. Business
+ is depressed. The future is filled with clouds. What does the Republican
+ party propose? Must we wait for mobs to inaugurate reform? Must we depend
+ on police or statesmen? Should we wait and crush by brute force or should
+ we prevent?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The toilers demand that eight hours should constitute a day's work. Upon
+ this question what does our party say? Labor saving machines ought to
+ lighten the burdens of the laborers. It will not do to say "over
+ production" and keep on inventing machines and refuse to shorten the
+ hours. What does our party say? The rich can take care of themselves if
+ the mob will let them alone, and there will be no mob if there is no
+ widespread want. Hunger is a communist. The next candidate of the
+ Republican party must be big enough and courageous enough to answer these
+ questions. If we find that kind of a candidate we shall succeed&mdash;if
+ we do not, we ought not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Chicago Inter-Ocean</i>, February, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ATHEISM AND CITIZENSHIP.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you noticed the decision of Mr. Nathaniel Jarvis,
+ Jr., clerk of the Naturalization Bureau of the Court of Common Pleas, that
+ an Atheist cannot become a citizen?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, but I do not think it necessary for a man to be a
+ theist in order to become or to remain a citizen of this country. The
+ various laws, from 1790 up to 1828, provided that the person wishing to be
+ naturalized might make oath or affirmation. The first exception you will
+ find in the Revised Statutes of the United States passed in 1873-74,
+ section 2,165, as follows:&mdash;"An alien may be admitted to become a
+ citizen of the United States in the following manner, and not otherwise:&mdash;First,
+ he shall declare on oath, before a Circuit or District Court of the United
+ States, etc." I suppose Mr. Jarvis felt it to be his duty to comply with
+ this section. In this section there is nothing about affirmation &mdash;only
+ the word "oath" is used&mdash;and Mr. Jarvis came to the conclusion that
+ an Atheist could not take an oath, and, therefore, could not declare his
+ intention legally to become a citizen of the United States. Undoubtedly
+ Mr. Jarvis felt it his duty to stand by the law and to see to it that
+ nobody should become a citizen of this country who had not a well defined
+ belief in the existence of a being that he could not define and that no
+ man has ever been able to define. In other words, that he should be
+ perfectly convinced that there is a being "without body, parts or
+ passions," who presides over the destinies of this world, and more
+ especially those of New York in and about that part known as City Hall
+ Park.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Was not Mr. Jarvis right in standing by the law?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If Mr. Jarvis is right, neither Humboldt nor Darwin could
+ have become a citizen of the United States. Wagner, the greatest of
+ musicians, not being able to take an oath, would have been left an alien.
+ Under this ruling Haeckel, Spencer and Tyndall would be denied citizenship&mdash;that
+ is to say, the six greatest men produced by the human race in the
+ nineteenth century, were and are unfit to be citizens of the United
+ States. Those who have placed the human race in debt cannot be citizens of
+ the Republic. On the other hand, the ignorant wife beater, the criminal,
+ the pauper raised in the workhouse, could take the necessary oath and
+ would be welcomed by New York "with arms outstretched as she would fly."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You have quoted one statute. Is there no other applicable
+ to this case?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am coming to that. If Mr. Jarvis will take the pains to
+ read not only the law of naturalization in section 2,165 of the Revised
+ Statutes of the United States, but the very first chapter in the book,
+ "Title I.," he will find in the very first section this sentence: "The
+ requirements of any 'oath' shall be deemed complied with by making
+ affirmation in official form." This applies to section 2,165. Of course an
+ Atheist can affirm, and the statute provides that wherever an oath is
+ required affirmation may be made.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Did you read the recent action of Judge O'Gorman, of the
+ Superior Court, in refusing naturalization papers to an applicant because
+ he had not read the Constitution of the United States?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I did. The United States Constitution is a very important
+ document, a good, sound document, but it is talked about a great deal more
+ than it is read. I'll venture that you may commence at the Battery to
+ interview merchants and other business men about the Constitution and you
+ will talk with a hundred before you will find one who has ever read it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Herald</i>, August 8, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE LABOR QUESTION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your remedy, Colonel, for the labor troubles of
+ the day?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. One remedy is this: I should like to see the laboring men
+ succeed. I should like to see them have a majority in Congress and with a
+ President of their own. I should like to see this so that they could
+ satisfy themselves how little, after all, can be accomplished by
+ legislation. The moment responsibility should touch their shoulders they
+ would become conservative. They would find that making a living in this
+ world is an individual affair, and that each man must look out for
+ himself. They would soon find that the Government cannot take care of the
+ people. The people must support the Government. Everything cannot be
+ regulated by law. The factors entering into this problem are substantially
+ infinite and beyond the intellectual grasp of any human being. Perhaps
+ nothing in the world will convince the laboring man how little can be
+ accomplished by law until there is opportunity of trying. To discuss the
+ question will do good, so I am in favor of its discussion. To give the
+ workingmen a trial will do good, so I am in favor of giving them a trial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But you have not answered my question: I asked you what
+ could be done, and you have told me what could not be done. Now, is there
+ not some better organization of society that will help in this trouble?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Undoubtedly. Unless humanity is a failure, society will
+ improve from year to year and from age to age. There will be, as the years
+ go by, less want, less injustice, and the gifts of nature will be more
+ equally divided, but there will never come a time when the weak can do as
+ much as the strong, or when the mentally weak can accomplish as much as
+ the intellectually strong. There will forever be inequality in society;
+ but, in my judgment, the time will come when an honest, industrious person
+ need not want. In my judgment, that will come, not through governmental
+ control, not through governmental slavery, not through what is called
+ Socialism, but through liberty and through individuality. I can conceive
+ of no greater slavery than to have everything done by the Government. I
+ want free scope given to individual effort. In time some things that
+ governments have done will be removed. The creation of a nobility, the
+ giving of vast rights to corporations, and the bestowment of privileges on
+ the few will be done away with. In other words, governmental interference
+ will cease and man will be left more to himself. The future will not do
+ away with want by charity, which generally creates more want than it
+ alleviates, but by justice and intelligence. Shakespeare says, "There is
+ no darkness but ignorance," and it might be added that ignorance is the
+ mother of most suffering.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Enquirer</i>, Cincinnati, Ohio, September 30, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ RAILROADS AND POLITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You are intimately acquainted with the great railroad
+ managers and the great railroad systems, and what do you think is the
+ great need of the railways to-day?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The great need of the railroads to-day is more business,
+ more cars, better equipments, better pay for the men and less gambling in
+ Wall Street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it your experience that public men usually ride on
+ passes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, whenever they can get them. Passes are for the rich.
+ Only those are expected to pay who can scarcely afford it. Nothing
+ shortens a journey, nothing makes the road as smooth, nothing keeps down
+ the dust and keeps out the smoke like a pass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Don't you think that the pass system is an injustice
+ &mdash;that is, that ordinary travelers are taxed for the man who rides on
+ a pass?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly, those who pay, pay for those who do not. This is
+ one of the misfortunes of the obscure. It is so with everything. The big
+ fish live on the little ones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are not parallel railroads an evil?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, unless they are too near together. Competition does
+ some good and some harm, but it must exist. All these things must be left
+ to take care of themselves. If the Government interferes it is at the
+ expense of the manhood and liberty of the people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But wouldn't it be better for the people if the railroads
+ were managed by the Government as is the Post-Office?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, everything that individual can do should be left to
+ them. If the Government takes charge of the people they become weak and
+ helpless. The people should take charge of the Government. Give the folks
+ a chance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In the next presidential contest what will be the main
+ issue?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Maine issue!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would you again refuse to take the stump for Mr. Blaine
+ if he should be renominated, and if so, why?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not expect to take the stump for anybody. Mr. Blaine
+ is probably a candidate, and if he is nominated there will be plenty of
+ people on the stump&mdash;or fence&mdash;or up a tree or somewhere in the
+ woods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are the most glaring mistakes of Cleveland's
+ administration?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. First, accepting the nomination. Second, taking the oath of
+ office. Third, not resigning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Times Star</i>, Cincinnati, September 30, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0059" id="link0059">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PROHIBITION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How much importance do you attach to the present
+ prohibition movement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No particular importance. I am opposed to prohibition and
+ always have been, and hope always to be. I do not want the Legislature to
+ interfere in these matters. I do not believe that the people can be made
+ temperate by law. Men and women are not made great and good by the law.
+ There is no good in the world that cannot be abused. Prohibition fills the
+ world with spies and tattlers, and, besides that, where a majority of the
+ people are not in favor of it the law will not be enforced; and where a
+ majority of the people are in favor of it there is not much need of the
+ law. Where a majority are against it, juries will violate their oath, and
+ witnesses will get around the truth, and the result is demoralization.
+ Take wine and malt liquors out of the world and we shall lose a vast deal
+ of good fellowship; the world would lose more than it would gain. There is
+ a certain sociability about wine that I should hate to have taken from the
+ earth. Strong liquors the folks had better let alone. If prohibition
+ succeeds, and wines and malt liquors go, the next thing will be to take
+ tobacco away, and the next thing all other pleasures, until prayer
+ meetings will be the only places of enjoyment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you care to say who your choice is for Republican
+ nominee for President in 1888?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I now promise that I will answer this question either in
+ May or June, 1888. At present my choice is not fixed, and is liable to
+ change at any moment, and I need to leave it free, so that it can change
+ from time to time as the circumstances change. I will, however, tell you
+ privately that I think it will probably be a new man, somebody on whom the
+ Republicans can unite. I have made a good many inquiries myself to find
+ out who this man is to be, but in every instance the answer has been
+ determined by the location in which the gentleman lived who gave the
+ answer. Let us wait.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the Republican party should take a decided
+ stand on the temperance issue?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do; and that decided stand should be that temperance is
+ an individual question, something with which the State and Nation have
+ nothing to do. Temperance is a thing that the law cannot control. You
+ might as well try to control music, painting, sculpture, or metaphysics,
+ as the question of temperance. As life becomes more valuable, people will
+ learn to take better care of it. There is something more to be desired
+ even than temperance, and that is liberty. I do not believe in putting out
+ the sun because weeds grow. I should rather have some weeds than go
+ without wheat and corn. The Republican party should represent liberty and
+ individuality; it should keep abreast of the real spirit of the age; the
+ Republican party ought to be intelligent enough to know that progress has
+ been marked not by the enactment of new laws, but by the repeal of old
+ ones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Evening Traveler</i>, Boston, October, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0060" id="link0060">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HENRY GEORGE AND LABOR.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is said, Colonel Ingersoll, that you are for Henry
+ George?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course; I think it the duty of the Republicans to defeat
+ the Democracy&mdash;a solemn duty&mdash;and I believe that they have a
+ chance to elect George; that is to say, an opportunity to take New York
+ from their old enemy. If the Republicans stand by George he will succeed.
+ All the Democratic factions are going to unite to beat the workingmen.
+ What a picture! Now is the time for the Republicans to show that all their
+ sympathies are not given to bankers, corporations and millionaires. They
+ were on the side of the slave&mdash;they gave liberty to millions. Let
+ them take another step and extend their hands to the sons of toil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My heart beats with those who bear the burdens of this poor world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not think that capital is entitled to protection?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am in favor of accomplishing all reforms in a legal and
+ orderly way, and I want the laboring people of this country to appeal to
+ the ballot. All classes and all interests must be content to abide the
+ result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I want the laboring people to show that they are intelligent enough to
+ stand by each other. Henry George is their natural leader. Let them be
+ true to themselves by being true to him. The great questions between
+ capital and labor must be settled peaceably. There is no excuse for
+ violence, and no excuse for contempt and scorn. No country can be
+ prosperous while the workers want and the idlers waste. Those who do the
+ most should have the most. There is no civilized country, so far as I
+ know, but I believe there will be, and I want to hasten they day when the
+ map of the world will give the boundaries of that blessed land.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you agree with George's principles? Do you believe in
+ socialism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not understand that George is a Socialist. He is on
+ the side of those that work&mdash;so am I. He wants to help those that
+ need help&mdash;so do I. The rich can take care of themselves. I shed no
+ tears over the miseries of capital. I think of the men in mines and
+ factories, in huts, hovels and cellars; of the poor sewing women; of the
+ poor, the hungry and the despairing. The world must be made better through
+ intelligence. I do not go with the destroyers, with those that hate the
+ successful, that hate the generous, simply because they are rich. Wealth
+ is the surplus produced by labor, and the wealth of the world should keep
+ the world from want.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Herald</i>, October 13, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0061" id="link0061">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ LABOR QUESTION AND SOCIALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Henry George for mayor?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Several objections have been urged, not to what Mr. George
+ has done, but to what Mr. George has thought, and he is the only candidate
+ up to this time against whom a charge of this character could be made.
+ Among other things, he seems to have entertained an idea to the effect
+ that a few men should not own the entire earth; that a child coming into
+ the world has a right to standing room, and that before he walks, his
+ mother has a right to standing room while she holds him. He insists that
+ if it were possible to bottle the air, and sell it as we do mineral water,
+ it would be hardly fair for the capitalists of the world to embark in such
+ a speculation, especially where millions were allowed to die simply
+ because they were not able to buy breath at "pool prices." Mr. George
+ seems to think that the time will come when capital will be intelligent
+ enough and civilized enough to take care of itself. He has a dream that
+ poverty and crime and all the evils that go hand in hand with partial
+ famine, with lack of labor, and all the diseases born of living in huts
+ and cellars, born of poor food and poor clothing and of bad habits, will
+ disappear, and that the world will be really fit to live in. He goes so
+ far as to insist that men ought to have more than twenty-three or
+ twenty-four dollars a month for digging coal, and that they ought not to
+ be compelled to spend that money in the store or saloon of the proprietor
+ of the mine. He has also stated on several occasions that a man ought not
+ to drive a street car for sixteen or eighteen hours a day&mdash;that even
+ a street-car driver ought to have the privilege now and then of seeing his
+ wife, or at least one of the children, awake. And he has gone so far as to
+ say that a letter-carrier ought not to work longer in each day for the
+ United States than he would for a civilized individual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To people that imagine that this world is already perfection; that the
+ condition of no one should be bettered except their own, these ideas seem
+ dangerous. A man who has already amassed a million, and who has no fear
+ for the future, and who says: "I will employ the cheapest labor and make
+ men work as long as they can possibly endure the toil," will regard Mr.
+ George as an impractical man. It is very probable that all of us will be
+ dead before all the theories of Mr. George are put in practice. Some of
+ them, however, may at some time benefit mankind; and so far as I am
+ concerned, I am willing to help hasten the day, although it may not come
+ while I live. I do not know that I agree with many of the theories of Mr.
+ George. I know that I do not agree with some of them. But there is one
+ thing in which I do agree with him, and that is, in his effort to benefit
+ the human race, in his effort to do away with some of the evils that now
+ afflict mankind. I sympathize with him in his endeavor to shorten the
+ hours of labor, to increase the well- being of laboring men, to give them
+ better houses, better food, and in every way to lighten the burdens that
+ now bear upon their bowed backs. It may be that very little can be done by
+ law, except to see that they are not absolutely abused; to see that the
+ mines in which they work are supplied with air and with means of escape in
+ time of danger; to prevent the deforming of children by forcing upon them
+ the labor of men; to shorten the hours of toil, and to give all laborers
+ certain liens, above all other claims, for their work. It is easy to see
+ that in this direction something may be done by law.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel Ingersoll, are you a Socialist?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am an Individualist instead of a Socialist. I am a
+ believer in individuality and in each individual taking care of himself,
+ and I want the Government to do just as little as it can consistently with
+ the safety of the nation, and I want as little law as possible&mdash;only
+ as much as will protect life, reputation and property by punishing
+ criminals and by enforcing honest contracts. But if a government gives
+ privileges to a few, the few must not oppress the many. The Government has
+ no right to bestow any privilege upon any man or upon any corporation,
+ except for the public good. That which is a special privilege to the few,
+ should be a special benefit to the many. And whenever the privileged few
+ abuse the privilege so that it becomes a curse to the many, the privilege,
+ whatever it is, should be withdrawn. I do not pretend to know enough to
+ suggest a remedy for all the evils of society. I doubt if one human mind
+ could take into consideration the almost infinite number of factors
+ entering into such a problem. And this fact that no one knows, is the
+ excuse for trying. While I may not believe that a certain theory will
+ work, still, if I feel sure it will do no harm, I am willing to see it
+ tried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that Mr. George would make a good mayor?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I presume he would. He is a thoughtful, prudent man. His
+ reputation for honesty has never, so far as I know, been called in
+ question. It certainly does not take a genius to be mayor of New York. If
+ so, there have been some years when there was hardly a mayor. I take it
+ that a clear-headed, honest man, whose only object is to do his duty, and
+ with courage enough to stand by his conscience, would make a good mayor of
+ New York or of any other city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you in sympathy with the workingmen and their
+ objects?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am in sympathy with laboring men of all kinds, whether
+ they labor with hand or brain. The Knights of Labor, I believe, do not
+ allow a lawyer to become a member. I am somewhat wider in my sympathies.
+ No men in the world struggle more heroically; no men in the world have
+ suffered more, or carried a heavier cross, or worn a sharper crown of
+ thorns, than those that have produced what we call the literature of our
+ race. So my sympathies extend all the way from hod-carriers to sculptors;
+ from well-diggers to astronomers. If the objects of the laboring men are
+ to improve their condition without injuring others; to have homes and
+ firesides, and wives and children; plenty to eat, good clothes to wear; to
+ develop their minds, to educate their children&mdash;in short, to become
+ prosperous and civilized, I sympathize with them, and hope they will
+ succeed. I have not the slightest sympathy with those that wish to
+ accomplish all these objects through brute force. A Nihilist may be
+ forgiven in Russia&mdash;may even be praised in Russia; a Socialist may be
+ forgiven in Germany; and certainly a Home-ruler can be pardoned in
+ Ireland, but in the United States there is no place for Anarchist,
+ Socialist or Dynamiter. In this country the political power has been
+ fairly divided. Poverty has just as many votes as wealth. No man can be so
+ poor as not to have a ballot; no man is rich enough to have two; and no
+ man can buy another vote, unless somebody is mean enough and contemptible
+ enough to sell; and if he does sell his vote, he never should complain
+ about the laws or their administration. So the foolish and the wise are on
+ an equality, and the political power of this country is divided so that
+ each man is a sovereign.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the laboring people are largely in the majority in this country. If
+ there are any laws oppressing them, they should have them repealed. I want
+ the laboring people&mdash;and by the word "laboring" now, I include only
+ the men that they include by that word&mdash;to unite; I want them to show
+ that they have the intelligence to act together, and sense enough to vote
+ for a friend. I want them to convince both the other great parties that
+ they cannot be purchased. This will be an immense step in the right
+ direction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have sometimes thought that I should like to see the laboring men in
+ power, so that they would realize how little, after all, can be done by
+ law. All that any man should ask, so far as the Government is concerned,
+ is a fair chance to compete with his neighbors. Personally, I am for the
+ abolition of all special privileges that are not for the general good. My
+ principal hope of the future is the civilization of my race; the
+ development not only of the brain, but of the heart. I believe the time
+ will come when we shall stop raising failures, when we shall know
+ something of the laws governing human beings. I believe the time will come
+ when we shall not produce deformed persons, natural criminals. In other
+ words, I think the world is going to grow better and better. This may not
+ happen to this nation or to what we call our race, but it may happen to
+ some other race, and all that we do in the right direction hastens that
+ day and that race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the old parties are about to die?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is very hard to say. The country is not old enough for
+ tables of mortality to have been calculated upon parties. I suppose a
+ party, like anything else, has a period of youth, of manhood and decay.
+ The Democratic party is not dead. Some men grow physically strong as they
+ grow mentally weak. The Democratic party lived out of office, and in
+ disgrace, for twenty-five years, and lived to elect a President. If the
+ Democratic party could live on disgrace for twenty-five years it now looks
+ as though the Republican party, on the memory of its glory and of its
+ wonderful and unparalleled achievements, might manage to creep along for a
+ few years more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York World</i>, October 26, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0062" id="link0062">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HENRY GEORGE AND SOCIALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the result of the election?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I find many dead on the field whose faces I recognize. I
+ see that Morrison has taken a "horizontal" position. Free trade seems to
+ have received an exceedingly black eye. Carlisle, in my judgment, one of
+ the very best men in Congress, has been defeated simply because he is a
+ free trader, and I suppose you can account for Hurd's defeat in the same
+ way. The people believe in protection although they generally admit that
+ the tariff ought to be reformed. I believe in protecting "infant
+ industries," but I do not believe in rocking the cradle when the infant is
+ seven feet high and wears number twelve boots.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you sympathize with the Socialists, or do you think
+ that the success of George would promote socialism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have said frequently that if I lived in Russia I should
+ in all probability be a Nihilist. I can conceive of no government that
+ would not be as good as that of Russia, and I would consider <i>no</i>
+ government far preferable to that government. Any possible state of
+ anarchy is better than organized crime, because in the chaos of anarchy
+ justice may be done by accident, but in a government organized for the
+ perpetuation of slavery, and for the purpose of crushing out of the human
+ brain every noble thought, justice does not live. In Germany I would
+ probably be a Socialist&mdash;to this extent, that I would want the
+ political power honestly divided among the people. I can conceive of no
+ circumstance in which I could support Bismarck. I regard Bismarck as a
+ projection of the Middle Ages, as a shadow that has been thrown across the
+ sunlight of modern civilization, and in that shadow grow all the bloodless
+ crimes. Now, in Ireland, of course, I believe in home rule. In this
+ country I am an Individualist. The political power here is equally
+ divided. Poverty and wealth have the same power at the ballot-box.
+ Intelligence and ignorance are on an equality here, simply because all men
+ have a certain interest in the government where they live. I hate above
+ all other things the tyranny of a government. I do not want a government
+ to send a policeman along with me to keep me from buying eleven eggs for a
+ dozen. I will take care of myself. I want the people to do everything they
+ can do, and the Government to keep its hands off, because if the
+ Government attends to all these matters the people lose manhood, and in a
+ little while become serfs, and there will arise some strong mind and some
+ powerful hand that will reduce them to actual slavery. So I am in favor or
+ personal liberty to the largest extent. Whenever the Government grants
+ privileges to the few, these privileges should be for the benefit of the
+ many, and when they cease to be for the benefit of the many, they should
+ be taken from the few and used by the government itself for the benefit of
+ the whole people. And I want to see in this country the Government so
+ administered that justice will be done to all as nearly as human
+ institutions can produce such a result. Now, I understand that in any
+ state of society there will be failures. We have failures among the
+ working people. We have had some failures in Congress. I will not mention
+ the names, because your space is limited. There have been failures in the
+ pulpit, at the bar; in fact, in every pursuit of life you will presume we
+ shall have failures with us for a great while; at least until the
+ establishment of the religion of the body, when we shall cease to produce
+ failures; and I have faith enough in the human race to believe that that
+ time will come, but I do not expect it during my life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the income tax as a step toward the
+ accomplishment of what you desire?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There are some objections to an income tax. First, the
+ espionage that it produces on the part of the Government. Second, the
+ amount of perjury that it annually produces. Men hate to have their
+ business inquired into if they are not doing well. They often pay a very
+ large tax to make their creditors think they are prosperous. Others by
+ covering up, avoid the tax. But I will say this with regard to taxation:
+ The great desideratum is stability. If we tax only the land, and that were
+ the only tax, in a little while every other thing, and the value of every
+ other thing, would adjust itself in relation to that tax, and perfect
+ justice would be the result. That is to say, if it were stable long enough
+ the burden would finally fall upon the right backs in every department.
+ The trouble with taxation is that it is continually changing&mdash;not
+ waiting for the adjustment that will naturally follow provided it is
+ stable. I think the end, so far as land is concerned, could be reached by
+ cumulative taxation&mdash;that is to say, a man with a certain amount of
+ land paying a very small per cent., with more land, and increased per
+ cent., and let that per cent. increase rapidly enough so that no man could
+ afford to hold land that he did not have a use for. So I believe in
+ cumulative taxation in regard to any kind of wealth. Let a man worth ten
+ million dollars pay a greater per cent. than one worth one hundred
+ thousand, because he is able to pay it. The other day a man was talking to
+ me about having the dead pay the expenses of the Government; that whenever
+ a man died worth say five million dollars, one million should go to the
+ Government; that if he died worth ten million dollars, three millions
+ should go to the Government; if he died worth twenty million dollars,
+ eight million should go to the Government, and so on. He said that in this
+ way the expenses of the Government could be borne by the dead. I should be
+ in favor of cumulative taxation upon legacies&mdash; the greater the
+ legacy, the greater the per cent. of taxation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, of course, I am not foolish enough to suppose that I understand these
+ questions. I am giving you a few guesses. My only desire is to guess
+ right. I want to see the people of this world live for this world, and I
+ hope the time will come when a civilized man will understand that he
+ cannot be perfectly happy while anybody else is miserable; that a
+ perfectly civilized man could not enjoy a dinner knowing that others were
+ starving; that he could not enjoy the richest robes if he knew that some
+ of his fellow-men in rags and tatters were shivering in the blast. In
+ other words, I want to carry out the idea there that I have so frequently
+ uttered with regard to the other world; that is, that no gentleman angel
+ could be perfectly happy knowing that somebody else was in hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are the chances for the Republican party in 1888?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If it will sympathize with the toilers, as it did with the
+ slaves; if it will side with the needy; if it will only take the right
+ side it will elect the next President. The poor should not resort to
+ violence; the rich should appeal to the intelligence of the working
+ people. These questions cannot be settled by envy and scorn. The motto of
+ both parties should be: "Come, let us reason together." The Republican
+ party was the grandest organization that ever existed. It was brave,
+ intelligent and just. It sincerely loved the right. A certificate of
+ membership was a patent of nobility. If it will only stand by the right
+ again, its victorious banner will float over all the intelligent sons of
+ toil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Times</i>, Chicago, Illinois, November 4, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0063" id="link0063">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ REPLY TO THE REV. B. F. MORSE.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* At the usual weekly meeting of the Baptist ministers at
+ the Publication Rooms yesterday, the Rev. Dr. B. F. Morse
+ read an essay on "Christianity vs. Materialism." His
+ contention was that all nature showed that design, not
+ evolution, was its origin.
+
+ In his concluding remarks Dr. Morse said that he knew from
+ unquestionable authority, that Robert G. Ingersoll did not
+ believe what he uttered in his lectures, and that to get out
+ of a financial embarrassment he looked around for a money
+ making scheme that could be put into immediate execution.
+ To lecture against Christianity was the most rapid way of
+ giving him the needed cash and, what was quite as acceptable
+ to him, at the same time, notoriety.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This aquatic or web-footed theologian who expects to go to heaven by
+ diving is not worth answering. Nothing can be more idiotic than to answer
+ an argument by saying he who makes it does not believe it. Belief has
+ nothing to do with the cogency or worth of an argument. There is another
+ thing. This man, or rather this minister, says that I attacked
+ Christianity simply to make money. Is it possible that, after preachers
+ have had the field for eighteen hundred years, the way to make money is to
+ attack the clergy? Is this intended as a slander against me or the
+ ministers?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The trouble is that my arguments cannot be answered. All the preachers in
+ the world cannot prove that slavery is better than liberty. They cannot
+ show that all have not an equal right to think. They cannot show that all
+ have not an equal right to express their thoughts. They cannot show that a
+ decent God will punish a decent man for making the best guess he can. This
+ is all there is about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Herald</i>, New York, December 14, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0064" id="link0064">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INGERSOLL ON McGLYNN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The attitude of the Roman Catholic Church in Dr. McGlynn's case is
+ consistent with the history and constitution of the Catholic Church
+ &mdash;perfectly consistent with its ends, its objects, and its means&mdash;
+ and just as perfectly inconsistent with intellectual liberty and the real
+ civilization of the human race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When a man becomes a Catholic priest, he has been convinced that he ought
+ not to think for himself upon religious questions. He has become convinced
+ that the church is the only teacher&mdash;that he has a right to think
+ only to enforce its teachings. From that moment he is a moral machine. The
+ chief engineer resides at Rome, and he gives his orders through certain
+ assistant engineers until the one is reached who turns the crank, and the
+ machine has nothing to do one way or the other. This machine is paid for
+ giving up his liberty by having machines under him who have also given up
+ theirs. While somebody else turns his crank, he has the pleasure of
+ turning a crank belonging to somebody below him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, the Catholic Church is supposed to be the only perfect
+ institution on earth. All others are not only imperfect, but unnecessary.
+ All others have been made either by man, or by the Devil, or by a
+ partnership, and consequently cannot be depended upon for the civilization
+ of man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Catholic Church gets its power directly from God, and is the only
+ institution now in the world founded by God. There was never any other, so
+ far as I know, except polygamy and slavery and a crude kind of monarchy,
+ and they have been, for the most part, abolished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Catholic Church must be true to itself. It must claim everything, and
+ get what it can. It alone is infallible. It alone has all the wisdom of
+ this world. It alone has the right to exist. All other interests are
+ secondary. To be a Catholic is of the first importance. Human liberty is
+ nothing. Wealth, position, food, clothing, reputation, happiness&mdash;all
+ these are less than worthless compared with what the Catholic Church
+ promises to the man who will throw all these away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A priest must preach what his bishop tells him. A bishop must preach what
+ his archbishop tells him. The pope must preach what he says God tells him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dr. McGlynn cannot make a compromise with the Catholic Church. It never
+ compromises when it is in the majority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not mean by this that the Catholic Church is worse than any other.
+ All are alike in this regard. Every sect, no matter how insignificant;
+ every church, no matter how powerful, asks precisely the same thing from
+ every member&mdash;that is to say, a surrender of intellectual freedom.
+ The Catholic Church wants the same as the Baptist, the Presbyterian, and
+ the Methodist&mdash;it wants the whole earth. It is ambitious to be the
+ one supreme power. It hopes to see the world upon its knees, with all its
+ tongues thrust out for wafers. It has the arrogance of humility and the
+ ferocity of universal forgiveness. In this respect it resembles every
+ other sect. Every religion is a system of slavery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, the religionists say that they do not believe in persecution;
+ that they do not believe in burning and hanging and whipping or loading
+ with chains a man simply because he is an Infidel. They are willing to
+ leave all this with God, knowing that a being of infinite goodness will
+ inflict all these horrors and tortures upon an honest man who differs with
+ the church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In case Dr. McGlynn is deprived of his priestly functions, it is hard to
+ say what effect it will have upon his church and the labor party in the
+ country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So long as a man believes that a church has eternal joy in store for him,
+ so long as he believes that a church holds within its hand the keys of
+ heaven and hell, it will be hard to make him trade off the hope of
+ everlasting happiness for a few good clothes and a little good food and
+ higher wages here. He finally thinks that, after all, he had better work
+ for less and go a little hungry, and be an angel forever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hope, however, that a good many people who have been supporting the
+ Catholic Church by giving tithes of the wages of weariness will see, and
+ clearly see, that Catholicism is not their friend; that the church cannot
+ and will not support them; that, on the contrary, they must support the
+ church. I hope they will see that all the prayers have to be paid for,
+ although not one has ever been answered. I hope they will perceive that
+ the church is on the side of wealth and power, that the mitre is the
+ friend of the crown, that the altar is the sworn brother of the throne. I
+ hope they will finally know that the church cares infinitely more for the
+ money of the millionaire than for the souls of the poor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, there are thousands of individual exceptions. I am speaking of
+ the church as an institution, as a corporation&mdash;and when I say the
+ church, I include all churches. It is said of corporations in general,
+ that they have no soul, and it may truthfully be said of the church that
+ it has less than any other. It lives on alms. It gives nothing for what it
+ gets. It has no sympathy. Beggars never weep over the misfortunes of other
+ beggars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing could give me more pleasure than to see the Catholic Church on the
+ side of human freedom; nothing more pleasure than to see the Catholics of
+ the world&mdash;those who work and weep and toil&mdash; sensible enough to
+ know that all the money paid for superstition is worse than lost. I wish
+ they could see that the counting of beads, and the saying of prayers and
+ celebrating of masses, and all the kneelings and censer-swingings and
+ fastings and bell-ringing, amount to less than nothing&mdash;that all
+ these things tend only to the degradation of mankind. It is hard, I know,
+ to find an antidote for a poison that was mingled with a mother's milk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The laboring masses, so far as the Catholics are concerned, are filled
+ with awe and wonder and fear about the church. This fear began to grow
+ while they were being rocked in their cradles, and they still imagine that
+ the church has some mysterious power; that it is in direct communication
+ with some infinite personality that could, if it desired, strike then
+ dead, or damn their souls forever. Persons who have no such belief, who
+ care nothing for popes or priests or churches or heavens or hells or
+ devils or gods, have very little idea of the power of fear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old dogmas filled the brain with strange monsters. The soul of the
+ orthodox Christian gropes and wanders and crawls in a kind of dungeon,
+ where the strained eyes see fearful shapes, and the frightened flesh
+ shrinks from the touch of serpents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good part of Christianity&mdash;that is to say, kindness, morality
+ &mdash;will never go down. The cruel part ought to go down. And by the
+ cruel part I mean the doctrine of eternal punishment&mdash;of allowing the
+ good to suffer for the bad&mdash;allowing innocence to pay the debt of
+ guilt. So the foolish part of Christianity&mdash;that is to say, the
+ miraculous&mdash;will go down. The absurd part must perish. But there will
+ be no war about it as there was in France. Nobody believes enough in the
+ foolish part of Christianity now to fight for it. Nobody believes with
+ intensity enough in miracles to shoulder a musket. There is probably not a
+ Christian in New York willing to fight for any story, no matter if the
+ story is so old that it is covered with moss. No mentally brave and
+ intelligent man believes in miracles, and no intelligent man cares whether
+ there was a miracle or not, for the reason that every intelligent man
+ knows that the miraculous has no possible connection with the moral. "Thou
+ shalt not steal," is just as good a commandment if it should turn out that
+ the flood was a drouth. "Thou shalt not murder," is a good and just and
+ righteous law, and whether any particular miracle was ever performed or
+ not has nothing to do with the case. There is no possible relation between
+ these things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am on the side not only of the physically oppressed, but of the mentally
+ oppressed. I hate those who put lashes on the body, and I despise those
+ who put the soul in chains. In other words, I am in favor of liberty. I do
+ not wish that any man should be the slave of his fellow-men, or that the
+ human race should be the slaves of any god, real or imaginary. Man has the
+ right to think for himself, to work for himself, to take care of himself,
+ to get bread for himself, to get a home for himself. He has a right to his
+ own opinion about God, and heaven and hell; the right to learn any art or
+ mystery or trade; the right to work for whom he will, for what he will,
+ and when he will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The world belongs to the human race. There is to be no war in this country
+ on religious opinions, except a war of words&mdash;a conflict of thoughts,
+ of facts; and in that conflict the hosts of superstition will go down.
+ They may not be defeated to-day, or to-morrow, or next year, or during
+ this century, but they are growing weaker day by day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This priest, McGlynn, has the courage to stand up against the propaganda.
+ What would have been his fate a few years ago? What would have happened to
+ him in Spain, in Portugal, in Italy&mdash;in any other country that was
+ Catholic&mdash;only a few years ago? Yet he stands here in New York, he
+ refuses to obey God's vicegerent; he freely gives his mind to an
+ archbishop; he holds the holy Inquisition in contempt. He has done a great
+ thing. He is undoubtedly an honest man. He never should have been a
+ Catholic. He has no business in that church. He has ideas of his own&mdash;theories,
+ and seems to be governed by principles. The Catholic Church is not his
+ place. If he remains, he must submit, he must kneel in the humility of
+ abjectness; he must receive on the back of his independence the lashes of
+ the church. If he remains, he must ask the forgiveness of slaves for
+ having been a man. If he refuses to submit, the church will not have him.
+ He will be driven to take his choice&mdash; to remain a member,
+ humiliated, shunned, or go out into the great, free world a citizen of the
+ Republic, with the rights, responsibilities, and duties of an American
+ citizen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe that Dr. McGlynn is an honest man, and that he really believes
+ in the land theories of Mr. George. I have no confidence in his theories,
+ but I have confidence that he is actuated by the best and noblest motives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you to go on the lecture platform again?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I expect to after a while. I am now waiting for the church
+ to catch up. I got so far ahead that I began almost to sympathize with the
+ clergy. They looked so helpless and talked in such a weak, wandering, and
+ wobbling kind of way that I felt as though I had been cruel. From the
+ papers I see that they are busy trying to find out who the wife of Cain
+ was. I see that the Rev. Dr. Robinson, of New York, is now wrestling with
+ that problem. He begins to be in doubt whether Adam was the first man,
+ whether Eve was the first woman; suspects that there were other races, and
+ that Cain did not marry his sister, but somebody else's sister, and that
+ the somebody else was not Cain's brother. One can hardly over- estimate
+ the importance of these questions, they have such a direct bearing on the
+ progress of the world. If it should turn out that Adam was the first man,
+ or that he was not the first man, something might happen&mdash;I am not
+ prepared to say what, but it might.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is a curious kind of a spectacle to see a few hundred people paying a
+ few thousand dollars a year for the purpose of hearing these great
+ problems discussed: "Was Adam the first man?" "Who was Cain's wife?" "Has
+ anyone seen a map of the land of Nod?" "Where are the four rivers that ran
+ murmuring through the groves of Paradise?" "Who was the snake? How did he
+ walk? What language did he speak?" This turns a church into a kind of
+ nursery, makes a cradle of each pew, and gives to each member a rattle
+ with which he can amuse what he calls his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The great theologians of Andover&mdash;the gentlemen who wear the brass
+ collars furnished by the dead founder&mdash;have been disputing among
+ themselves as to what is to become of the heathen who fortunately died
+ before meeting any missionary from that institution. One can almost afford
+ to be damned hereafter for the sake of avoiding the dogmas of Andover
+ here. Nothing more absurd and childish has ever happened&mdash;not in the
+ intellectual, but in the theological world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no need of the Freethinkers saying anything at present. The work
+ is being done by the church members themselves. They are beginning to ask
+ questions of the clergy. They are getting tired of the old ideas&mdash;tired
+ of the consolations of eternal pain&mdash;tired of hearing about hell&mdash;tired
+ of hearing the Bible quoted or talked about&mdash;tired of the scheme of
+ redemption&mdash;tired of the Trinity, of the plenary inspiration of the
+ barbarous records of a barbarous people&mdash;tired of the patriarchs and
+ prophets&mdash;tired of Daniel and the goats with three horns, and the
+ image with the clay feet, and the little stone that rolled down the hill&mdash;tired
+ of the mud man and the rib woman&mdash;tired of the flood of Noah, of the
+ astronomy of Joshua, the geology of Moses&mdash;tired of Kings and
+ Chronicles and Lamentations&mdash;tired of the lachrymose Jeremiah&mdash;tired
+ of the monstrous, the malicious, and the miraculous. In short, they are
+ beginning to think. They have bowed their necks to the yoke of ignorance
+ and fear and impudence and superstition, until they are weary. They long
+ to be free. They are tired of the services&mdash; tired of the meaningless
+ prayers&mdash;tired of hearing each other say, "Hear us, good Lord"&mdash;tired
+ of the texts, tired of the sermons, tired of the lies about spontaneous
+ combustion as a punishment for blasphemy, tired of the bells, and they
+ long to hear the doxology of superstition. They long to have Common Sense
+ lift its hands in benediction and dismiss the congregation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Brooklyn Citizen</i>, April, 1886.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO ANARCHISTS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the trial of the Chicago Anarchists
+ and their chances for a new trial?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have paid some attention to the evidence and to the
+ rulings of the court, and I have read the opinion of the Supreme Court of
+ Illinois, in which the conviction is affirmed. Of course these men were
+ tried during a period of great excitement&mdash;tried when the press
+ demanded their conviction&mdash;when it was asserted that society was on
+ the edge of destruction unless these men were hanged. Under such
+ circumstances, it is not easy to have a fair and impartial trial. A judge
+ should either sit beyond the reach of prejudice, in some calm that storms
+ cannot invade, or he should be a kind of oak that before any blast he
+ would stand erect. It is hard to find such a place as I have suggested and
+ not easy to find such a man. We are all influenced more or less by our
+ surroundings, by the demands and opinions and feelings and prejudices of
+ our fellow- citizens. There is a personality made up of many individuals
+ known as society. This personality has prejudices like an individual. It
+ often becomes enraged, acts without the slightest sense, and repents at
+ its leisure. It is hard to reason with a mob whether organized or
+ disorganized, whether acting in the name of the law or of simple brute
+ force. But in any case, where people refuse to be governed by reason, they
+ become a mob.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not think that these men had a fair trial?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no doubt that the court endeavored to be fair&mdash;
+ no doubt that Judge Gary is a perfectly honest, upright man, but I think
+ his instructions were wrong. He instructed the jury to the effect that
+ where men have talked in a certain way, and where the jury believed that
+ the result of such talk might be the commission of a crime, that such men
+ are responsible for that crime. Of course, there is neither law nor sense
+ in an instruction like this. I hold that it must have been the intention
+ of the man making the remark, or publishing the article, or doing the
+ thing&mdash;it must have been his intention that the crime should be
+ committed. Men differ as to the effect of words, and a man may say a thing
+ with the best intentions the result of which is a crime, and he may say a
+ thing with the worst of intentions and the result may not be a crime. The
+ Supreme Court of Illinois seemed to have admitted that the instructions
+ were wrong, but took the ground that it made no difference with the
+ verdict. This is a dangerous course for the court of last resort to
+ pursue; neither is it very complimentary to the judge who tried the case,
+ that his instructions had no effect upon the jury. Under the instructions
+ of the court below, any man who had been arrested with the seven
+ Anarchists and of whom it could be proved that he had ever said a word in
+ favor of any change in government, or of other peculiar ideas, no matter
+ whether he knew of the meeting at the Haymarket or not, would have been
+ convicted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am satisfied that the defendant Fielden never intended to harm a human
+ being. As a matter of fact, the evidence shows that he was making a speech
+ in favor of peace at the time of the occurrence. The evidence also shows
+ that he was an exceedingly honest, industrious, and a very poor and
+ philanthropic man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you uphold the Anarchists?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly not. There is no place in this country for the
+ Anarchist. The source of power here is the people, and to attack the
+ political power is to attack the people. If the laws are oppressive, it is
+ the fault of the oppressed. If the laws touch the poor and leave them
+ without redress, it is the fault of the poor. They are in a majority. The
+ men who work for their living are the very men who have the power to make
+ every law that is made in the United States. There is no excuse for any
+ resort to violence in this country. The boycotting by trades unions and by
+ labor organizations is all wrong. Let them resort to legal methods and to
+ no other. I have not the slightest sympathy with the methods that have
+ been pursued by Anarchists, or by Socialists, or by any other class that
+ has resorted to force or intimidation. The ballot-box is the place to
+ assemble. The will of the people can be made known in that way, and their
+ will can be executed. At the same time, I think I understand what has
+ produced the Anarchist, the Socialist, and the agitator. In the old
+ country, a laboring man, poorly clad, without quite enough to eat, with a
+ wife in rags, with a few children asking for bread&mdash;this laboring man
+ sees the idle enjoying every luxury of this life; he sees on the breast of
+ "my lady" a bonfire of diamonds; he sees "my lord" riding in his park; he
+ sees thousands of people who from the cradle to the grave do no useful
+ act; add nothing to the intellectual or the physical wealth of the world;
+ he sees labor living in the tenement house, in the hut; idleness and
+ nobility in the mansion and the palace; the poor man a trespasser
+ everywhere except upon the street, where he is told to "move on," and in
+ the dusty highways of the country. That man naturally hates the government&mdash;the
+ government of the few, the government that lives on the unpaid labor of
+ the many, the government that takes the child from the parents, and puts
+ him in the army to fight the child of another poor man and woman in some
+ other country. These Anarchists, these Socialists, these agitators, have
+ been naturally produced. All the things of which I have spoken sow in the
+ breast of poverty the seeds of hatred and revolution. These poor men,
+ hunted by the officers of the law, cornered, captured, imprisoned, excite
+ the sympathy of other poor men, and if some are dragged to the gallows and
+ hanged, or beheaded by the guillotine, they become saints and martyrs, and
+ those who sympathize with them feel that they have the power, and only the
+ power of hatred&mdash;the power of riot, of destruction&mdash;the power of
+ the torch, of revolution, that is to say, of chaos and anarchy. The
+ injustice of the higher classes makes the lower criminal. Then there is
+ another thing. The misery of the poor excites in many noble breasts
+ sympathy, and the men who thus sympathize wish to better the condition of
+ their fellows. At first they depend upon reason, upon calling the
+ attention of the educated and powerful to the miseries of the poor.
+ Nothing happens, no result follows. The Juggernaut of society moves on,
+ and the wretches are still crushed beneath the great wheels. These men who
+ are really good at first, filled with sympathy, now become indignant&mdash;they
+ are malicious, then destructive and criminal. I do not sympathize with
+ these methods, but I do sympathize with the general object that all good
+ and generous people seek to accomplish&mdash;namely, to better the
+ condition of the human race. Only the other day, in Boston, I said that we
+ ought to take into consideration the circumstances under which the
+ Anarchists were reared; that we ought to know that every man is
+ necessarily produced; that man is what he is, not by accident, but
+ necessity; that society raises its own criminals&mdash;that it plows the
+ soil and cultivates and harvests the crop. And it was telegraphed that I
+ had defended anarchy. Nothing was ever further from my mind. There is no
+ place, as I said before, for anarchy in the United States. In Russia it is
+ another question; in Germany another question. Every country that is
+ governed by the one man, or governed by the few, is the victim of anarchy.
+ That <i>is</i> anarchy. That is the worst possible form of socialism. The
+ definition of socialism given by its bitterest enemy is, that idlers wish
+ to live on the labor and on the money of others. Is not this definition&mdash;a
+ definition given in hatred&mdash;a perfect definition of every monarchy
+ and of nearly every government in the world? That is to say: The idle few
+ live on the labor and the money of others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will the Supreme Court take cognizance of this case and
+ prevent the execution of the judgment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course it is impossible for me to say. At the same time,
+ judging from the action of Justice Miller in the case of <i>The People vs.
+ Maxwell</i>, it seems probable that the Supreme Court may interfere, but I
+ have not examined the question sufficiently to form an opinion. My feeling
+ about the whole matter is this: That it will not tend to answer the ideas
+ advanced by these men, to hang them. Their execution will excite sympathy
+ among thousands and thousands of people who have never examined and knew
+ nothing of the theories advanced by the Anarchists, or the Socialists, or
+ other agitators. In my judgment, supposing the men to be guilty, it is far
+ better to imprison them. Less harm will be done the cause of free
+ government. We are not on the edge of any revolution. No other government
+ is as firmly fixed as ours. No other government has such a broad and
+ splendid foundation. We have nothing to fear. Courage and safety can
+ afford to be generous&mdash;can afford to act without haste and without
+ the feeling of revenge. So, for my part, I hope that the sentence may be
+ commuted, and that these men, if found guilty at last, may be imprisoned.
+ This course is, in my judgment, the safest to pursue. It may be that I am
+ led to this conclusion, because of my belief that every man does as he
+ must. This belief makes me charitable toward all the world. This belief
+ makes me doubt the wisdom of revenge. This belief, so far as I am
+ concerned, blots from our language the word "punishment." Society has a
+ right to protect itself, and it is the duty of society to reform, in so
+ far as it may be possible, any member who has committed what is called a
+ crime. Where the criminal cannot be reformed, and the safety of society
+ can be secured by his imprisonment, there is no possible excuse for
+ destroying his life. After these six or seven men have been, in accordance
+ with the forms of law, strangled to death, there will be a few pieces of
+ clay, and about them will gather a few friends, a few admirers&mdash;and
+ these pieces will be buried, and over the grave will be erected a
+ monument, and those who were executed as criminals will be regarded by
+ thousands as saints. It is far better for society to have a little mercy.
+ The effect upon the community will be good. If these men are imprisoned,
+ people will examine their teachings without prejudice. If they are
+ executed, seen through the tears of pity, their virtues, their sufferings,
+ their heroism, will be exaggerated; others may emulate their deeds, and
+ the gulf between the rich and the poor will be widened&mdash;a gulf that
+ may not close until it has devoured the noblest and the best.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Mail and Express</i>, New York, November 3, 1887.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE STAGE AND THE PULPIT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Methodist minister at Nashville,
+ Tenn., who, from his pulpit, denounced the theatrical profession, without
+ exception, as vicious, and of the congregation which passed resolutions
+ condemning Miss Emma Abbott for rising in church and contradicting him,
+ and of the Methodist bishop who likened her to a "painted courtesan," and
+ invoked the aid of the law "for the protection of public worship" against
+ "strolling players"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Methodist minister of whom you speak, without doubt
+ uttered his real sentiments. The church has always regarded the stage as a
+ rival, and all its utterances have been as malicious as untrue. It has
+ always felt that the money given to the stage was in some way taken from
+ the pulpit. It is on this principle that the pulpit wishes everything,
+ except the church, shut up on Sunday. It knows that it cannot stand free
+ and open competition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All well-educated ministers know that the Bible suffers by a comparison
+ with Shakespeare. They know that there is nothing within the lids of what
+ they call "the sacred book" that can for one moment stand side by side
+ with "Lear" or "Hamlet" or "Julius C&aelig;sar" or "Antony and Cleopatra"
+ or with any other play written by the immortal man. They know what a poor
+ figure the Davids and the Abrahams and the Jeremiahs and the Lots, the
+ Jonahs, the Jobs and the Noahs cut when on the stage with the great
+ characters of Shakespeare. For these reasons, among others, the pulpit is
+ malicious and hateful when it thinks of the glories of the stage. What
+ minister is there now living who could command the prices commanded by
+ Edwin Booth or Joseph Jefferson; and what two clergymen, by making a
+ combination, could contend successfully with Robson and Crane? How many
+ clergymen would it take to command, at regular prices, the audiences that
+ attend the presentation of Wagner's operas?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is very easy to see why the pulpit attacks the stage. Nothing could
+ have been in more wretched taste than for the minister to condemn Miss
+ Emma Abbott for rising in church and defending not only herself, but other
+ good women who are doing honest work for an honest living. Of course, no
+ minister wishes to be answered; no minister wishes to have anyone in the
+ congregation call for the proof. A few questions would break up all the
+ theology in the world. Ministers can succeed only when congregations keep
+ silent. When superstition succeeds, doubt must be dumb.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Methodist bishop who attacked Miss Abbott simply repeated the language
+ of several centuries ago. In the laws of England actors were described as
+ "sturdy vagrants," and this bishop calls them "strolling players." If we
+ only had some strolling preachers like Garrick, like Edwin Forrest, or
+ Booth or Barrett, or some crusade sisters like Mrs. Siddons, Madam
+ Ristori, Charlotte Cushman, or Madam Modjeska, how fortunate the church
+ would be!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the relative merits of the pulpit
+ and the stage, preachers and actors?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We must remember that the stage presents an ideal life. It
+ is a world controlled by the imagination&mdash;a world in which the
+ justice delayed in real life may be done, and in which that may happen
+ which, according to the highest ideal, should happen. It is a world, for
+ the most part, in which evil does not succeed, in which the vicious are
+ foiled, in which the right, the honest, the sincere, and the good prevail.
+ It cultivates the imagination, and in this respect is far better than the
+ pulpit. The mission of the pulpit is to narrow and shrivel the human mind.
+ The pulpit denounces the freedom of thought and of expression; but on the
+ stage the mind is free, and for thousands of years the poor, the
+ oppressed, the enslaved, have been permitted to witness plays wherein the
+ slave was freed, wherein the oppressed became the victor, and where the
+ downtrodden rose supreme.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And there is another thing. The stage has always laughed at the spirit of
+ caste. The low-born lass has loved the prince. All human distinctions in
+ this ideal world have for the moment vanished, while honesty and love have
+ triumphed. The stage lightens the cares of life. The pulpit increases the
+ tears and groans of man. There is this difference: The pretence of honesty
+ and the honesty of pretence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you view the Episcopalian scheme of building a
+ six-million-dollar untaxed cathedral in this city for the purpose of
+ "uniting the sects," and, when that is accomplished, "unifying the world
+ in the love of Christ," and thereby abolishing misery?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I regard the building of an Episcopal cathedral simply as a
+ piece of religious folly. The world will never be converted by Christian
+ palaces and temples. Every dollar used in its construction will be wasted.
+ It will have no tendency to unite the various sects; on the contrary, it
+ will excite the envy and jealousy of every other sect. It will widen the
+ gulf between the Episcopalian and the Methodist, between the Episcopalian
+ and the Presbyterian, and this hatred will continue until the other sects
+ build a cathedral just a little larger, and then the envy and the hatred
+ will be on the other side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Religion will never unify the world, and never will give peace to mankind.
+ There has been more war in the last eighteen hundred years than during any
+ similar period within historic times. War will be abolished, if it ever is
+ abolished, not by religion, but by intelligence. It will be abolished when
+ the poor people of Germany, of France, of Spain, of England, and other
+ countries find that they have no interest in war. When those who pay, and
+ those who do the fighting, find that they are simply destroying their own
+ interests, wars will cease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There ought to be a national court to decide national difficulties. We
+ consider a community civilized when the individuals of that community
+ submit their differences to a legal tribunal; but there being no national
+ court, nations now sustain, as to each other, the relation of savages&mdash;that
+ is to say, each one must defend its rights by brute force. The
+ establishment of a national court civilizes nations, and tends to do away
+ with war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christianity caused so much war, so much bloodshed, that Christians were
+ forced to interpolate a passage to account for their history, and the
+ interpolated passage is, "I came not to bring peace, but a sword." Suppose
+ that all the money wasted in cathedrals in the Middle Ages had been used
+ for the construction of schoolhouses, academies, and universities, how
+ much better the world would have been! Suppose that instead of supporting
+ hundreds of thousands of idle priests, the money had been given to men of
+ science, for the purpose of finding out something of benefit to the human
+ race here in this world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of "Christian charity" and the
+ "fatherhood of God" as an economic polity for abolishing poverty and
+ misery?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, the world is not to be civilized and clothed and
+ fed through charity. Ordinary charity creates more want than it
+ alleviates. The greatest possible charity is the greatest possible
+ justice. When proper wages are paid, when every one is as willing to give
+ what a thing is worth as he is now willing to get it for less, the world
+ will be fed and clothed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe in helping people to help themselves. I believe that
+ corporations, and successful men, and superior men intellectually, should
+ do all within their power to keep from robbing their fellow- men. The
+ superior man should protect the inferior. The powerful should be the
+ shield of the weak. To-day it is, for the most part, exactly the other
+ way. The failures among men become the food of success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The world is to grow better and better through intelligence, through a
+ development of the brain, through taking advantage of the forces of
+ nature, through science, through chemistry, and through the arts. Religion
+ can do nothing except to sow the seeds of discord between men and nations.
+ Commerce, manufactures, and the arts tend to peace and the well-being of
+ the world. What is known as religion &mdash;that is to say, a system by
+ which this world is wasted in preparation for another&mdash;a system in
+ which the duties of men are greater to God than to his fellow-men&mdash;a
+ system that denies the liberty of thought and expression&mdash;tends only
+ to discord and retrogression. Of course, I know that religious people
+ cling to the Bible on account of the good that is in it, and in spite of
+ the bad, and I know that Freethinkers throw away the Bible on account of
+ the bad that is in it, in spite of the good. I hope the time will come
+ when that book will be treated like other books, and will be judged upon
+ its merits, apart from the fiction of inspiration. The church has no right
+ to speak of charity, because it is an object of charity itself. It gives
+ nothing; all it can do is to receive. At best, it is only a respectable
+ beggar. I never care to hear one who receives alms pay a tribute to
+ charity. The one who gives alms should pay this tribute. The amount of
+ money expended upon churches and priests and all the paraphernalia of
+ superstition, is more than enough to drive the wolves from the doors of
+ the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you noticed the progress Catholics are making in the
+ Northwest, discontinuing public schools, and forcing people to send their
+ children to the parochial schools; also, at Pittsburg, Pa., a Roman
+ Catholic priest has been elected principal of a public school, and he has
+ appointed nuns as assistant teachers?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Sectarian schools ought not to be supported by public
+ taxation. It is the very essence of religious tyranny to compel a
+ Methodist to support a Catholic school, or to compel a Catholic to support
+ a Baptist academy. Nothing should be taught in the public schools that the
+ teachers do not know. Nothing should be taught about any religion, and
+ nothing should be taught that can, in any way, be called sectarian. The
+ sciences are not religion. There is no such thing as Methodist
+ mathematics, or Baptist botany. In other words, no religion has anything
+ to do with facts. The facts are all secular; the sciences are all of this
+ world. If Catholics wish to establish their own schools for the purpose of
+ preserving their ignorance, they have the right to do so; so has any other
+ denomination. But in this country the State has no right to teach any form
+ of religion whatever. Persons of all religions have the right to advocate
+ and defend any religion in which they believe, or they have the right to
+ denounce all religions. If the Catholics establish parochial schools, let
+ them support such schools; and if they do, they will simply lessen or
+ shorten the longevity of that particular superstition. It has often been
+ said that nothing will repeal a bad law as quickly as its enforcement. So,
+ in my judgment, nothing will destroy any church as certainly, and as
+ rapidly, as for the members of that church to live squarely up to the
+ creed. The church is indebted to its hypocrisy to-day for its life. No
+ orthodox church in the United States dare meet for the purpose of revising
+ the creed. They know that the whole thing would fall to pieces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing could be more absurd than for a Roman Catholic priest to teach a
+ public school, assisted by nuns. The Catholic Church is the enemy of human
+ progress; it teaches every man to throw away his reason, to deny his
+ observation and experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Your opinions have frequently been quoted with regard to
+ the Anarchists&mdash;with regard to their trial and execution. Have you
+ any objection to stating your real opinion in regard to the matter?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Not in the least. I am perfectly willing that all civilized
+ people should know my opinions on any question in which others than myself
+ can have any interest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was anxious, in the first place, that the defendants should have a fair
+ and impartial trial. The worst form of anarchy is when a judge violates
+ his conscience and bows to a popular demand. A court should care nothing
+ for public opinion. An honest judge decides the law, not as it ought to
+ be, but as it is, and the state of the public mind throws no light upon
+ the question of what the law then is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thought that some of the rulings on the trial of the Anarchists were
+ contrary to law. I think so still. I have read the opinion of the Supreme
+ Court of Illinois, and while the conclusion reached by that tribunal is
+ the law of that case, I was not satisfied with the reasons given, and do
+ not regard the opinion as good law. There is no place for an Anarchist in
+ the United States. There is no excuse for any resort to force; and it is
+ impossible to use language too harsh or too bitter in denouncing the
+ spirit of anarchy in this country. But, no matter how bad a man is, he has
+ the right to be fairly tried; and if he cannot be fairly tried, then there
+ is anarchy on the bench. So I was opposed to the execution of these men. I
+ thought it would have been far better to commute the punishment to
+ imprisonment, and I said so; and I not only said so, but I wrote a letter
+ to Governor Oglesby, in which I urged the commutation of the death
+ sentence. In my judgment, a great mistake was made. I am on the side of
+ mercy, and if I ever make mistakes, I hope they will all be made on that
+ side. I have not the slightest sympathy with the feeling of revenge.
+ Neither have I ever admitted, and I never shall, that every citizen has
+ not the right to give his opinion on all that may be done by any servant
+ of the people, by any judge, or by any court, by any officer&mdash;however
+ small or however great. Each man in the United States is a sovereign, and
+ a king can freely speak his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Words were put in my mouth that I never uttered with regard to the
+ Anarchists. I never said that they were saints, or that they would be
+ martyrs. What I said was that they would be regarded as saints and martyrs
+ by many people if they were executed, and that has happened which I said
+ would happen. I am, so far as I know, on the side of the right. I wish,
+ above all things, for the preservation of human liberty. This Government
+ is the best, and we should not lose confidence in liberty. Property is of
+ very little value in comparison with freedom. A civilization that rests on
+ slavery is utterly worthless. I do not believe in sacrificing all there is
+ of value in the human heart, or in the human brain, for the preservation
+ of what is called property, or rather, on account of the fear that what is
+ called "property" may perish. Property is in no danger while man is free.
+ It is the freedom of man that gives value to property. It is the happiness
+ of the human race that creates what we call value. If we preserve liberty,
+ the spirit of progress, the conditions of development, property will take
+ care of itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. The Christian press during the past few months has been
+ very solicitous as to your health, and has reported you weak and feeble
+ physically, and not only so, but asserts that there is a growing
+ disposition on your part to lay down your arms, and even to join the
+ church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think the Christian press has been very solicitous
+ about my <i>health</i>. Neither do I think that my health will ever add to
+ theirs. The fact is, I am exceedingly well, and my throat is better than
+ it has been for many years. Any one who imagines that I am disposed to lay
+ down my arms can read by Reply to Dr. Field in the November number of the
+ <i>North American Review</i>. I see no particular difference in myself,
+ except this; that my hatred of superstition becomes a little more and more
+ intense; on the other hand, I see more clearly, that all the superstitions
+ were naturally produced, and I am now satisfied that every man does as he
+ must, including priests and editors of religious papers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This gives me hope for the future. We find that certain soil, with a
+ certain amount of moisture and heat, produces good corn, and we find when
+ the soil is poor, or when the ground is too wet, or too dry, that no
+ amount of care can, by any possibility, produce good corn. In other words,
+ we find that the fruit, that is to say, the result, whatever it may be,
+ depends absolutely upon the conditions. This being so, we will in time
+ find out the conditions that produce good, intelligent, honest men. This
+ is the hope for the future. We shall know better than to rely on what is
+ called reformation, or regeneration, or a resolution born of ignorant
+ excitement. We shall rely, then, on the eternal foundation&mdash;the fact
+ in nature&mdash; that like causes produce like results, and that good
+ conditions will produce good people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Every now and then some one challenges you to a
+ discussion, and nearly every one who delivers lectures, or speeches,
+ attacking you, or your views, says that you are afraid publicly to debate
+ these questions. Why do you not meet these men, and why do you not answer
+ these attacks?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, it would be a physical impossibility to
+ reply to all the attacks that have been made&mdash;to all the "answers." I
+ receive these attacks, and these answers, and these lectures almost every
+ day. Hundreds of them are delivered every year. A great many are put in
+ pamphlet form, and, of course, copies are received by me. Some of them I
+ read, at least I look them over, and I have never yet received one worthy
+ of the slightest notice, never one in which the writer showed the
+ slightest appreciation of the questions under discussion. All these
+ pamphlets are about the same, and they could, for the matter, have all
+ been produced by one person. They are impudent, shallow, abusive,
+ illogical, and in most respects, ignorant. So far as the lecturers are
+ concerned, I know of no one who has yet said anything that challenges a
+ reply. I do not think a single paragraph has been produced by any of the
+ gentlemen who have replied to me in public, that is now remembered by
+ reason of its logic or beauty. I do not feel called upon to answer any
+ argument that does not at least appear to be of value. Whenever any
+ article appears worthy of an answer, written in a kind and candid spirit,
+ it gives me pleasure to reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I should like to meet some one who speaks by authority, some one who
+ really understands his creed, but I cannot afford to waste time on little
+ priests or obscure parsons or ignorant laymen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Truth Seeker</i>, New York, January 14, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ROSCOE CONKLING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is Mr. Conkling's place in the political history of
+ the United States?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Upon the great questions Mr. Conkling has been right.
+ During the war he was always strong and clear, unwavering and decided. His
+ position was always known. He was right on reconstruction, on civil
+ rights, on the currency, and, so far as I know, on all important
+ questions. He will be remembered as an honest, fearless man. He was
+ admired for his known integrity. He was never even suspected of being
+ swayed by an improper consideration. He was immeasurably above purchase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His popularity rested upon his absolute integrity. He was not adapted for
+ a leader, because he would yield nothing. He had no compromise in his
+ nature. He went his own road and he would not turn aside for the sake of
+ company. His individuality was too marked and his will too imperious to
+ become a leader in a republic. There is a great deal of individuality in
+ this country, and a leader must not appear to govern and must not demand
+ obedience. In the Senate he was a leader. He settled with no one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What essentially American idea does he stand for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is a favorite saying in this country that the people are
+ sovereigns. Mr. Conkling felt this to be true, and he exercised what he
+ believed to be his rights. He insisted upon the utmost freedom for
+ himself. He settled with no one but himself. He stands for individuality&mdash;for
+ the freedom of the citizen, the independence of the man. No lord, no duke,
+ no king was ever prouder of his title or his place than Mr. Conkling was
+ of his position and his power. He was thoroughly American in every drop of
+ his blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say about his having died with sealed
+ lips?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Conkling was too proud to show wounds. He did not tell
+ his sorrows to the public. It seemed sufficient to him to know the facts
+ himself. He seemed to have great confidence in time, and he had the
+ patience to wait. Of course he could have told many things that would have
+ shed light on many important events, but for my part I think he acted in
+ the noblest way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was a striking and original figure in our politics. He stood alone. I
+ know of no one like him. He will be remembered as a fearless and
+ incorruptible statesman, a great lawyer, a magnificent speaker, and an
+ honest man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Herald</i>, New York, April 19, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE CHURCH AND THE STAGE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I have come to talk with you a little about the drama.
+ Have you any decided opinions on that subject?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nothing is more natural than imitation. The little child
+ with her doll, telling it stories, putting words in its mouth, attributing
+ to it the feelings of happiness and misery, is the simple tendency toward
+ the drama. Little children always have plays, they imitate their parents,
+ they put on the clothes of their elders, they have imaginary parties,
+ carry on conversation with imaginary persons, have little dishes filled
+ with imaginary food, pour tea and coffee out of invisible pots, receive
+ callers, and repeat what they have heard their mothers say. This is simply
+ the natural drama, an exercise of the imagination which always has been
+ and which, probably, always will be, a source of great pleasure. In the
+ early days of the world nothing was more natural than for the people to
+ re-enact the history of their country&mdash;to represent the great heroes,
+ the great battles, and the most exciting scenes the history of which has
+ been preserved by legend. I believe this tendency to re-enact, to bring
+ before the eyes the great, the curious, and pathetic events of history,
+ has been universal. All civilized nations have delighted in the theatre,
+ and the greatest minds in many countries have been devoted to the drama,
+ and, without doubt, the greatest man about whom we know anything devoted
+ his life to the production of plays.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I would like to ask you why, in your opinion as a student
+ of history, has the Protestant Church always been so bitterly opposed to
+ the theatre?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe the early Christians expected the destruction of
+ the world. They had no idea of remaining here, in the then condition of
+ things, but for a few days. They expected that Christ would come again,
+ that the world would be purified by fire, that all the unbelievers would
+ be burned up and that the earth would become a fit habitation for the
+ followers of the Saviour. Protestantism became as ascetic as the early
+ Christians. It is hard to conceive of anybody believing in the "Five
+ Points" of John Calvin going to any place of amusement. The creed of
+ Protestantism made life infinitely sad and made man infinitely
+ responsible. According to this creed every man was liable at any moment to
+ be summoned to eternal pain; the most devout Christian was not absolutely
+ sure of salvation. This life was a probationary one. Everybody was
+ considered as waiting on the dock of time, sitting on his trunk, expecting
+ the ship that was to bear him to an eternity of good or evil&mdash;probably
+ evil. They were in no state of mind to enjoy burlesque or comedy, and, so
+ far as tragedy was concerned, their own lives and their own creeds were
+ tragic beyond anything that could by any possibility happen in this world.
+ A broken heart was nothing to be compared with a damned soul; the
+ afflictions of a few years, with the flames of eternity. This, to say the
+ least of it, accounts, in part, for the hatred that Protestantism always
+ bore toward the stage. Of course, the churches have always regarded the
+ theatre as a rival and have begrudged the money used to support the stage.
+ You know that Macaulay said the Puritans objected to bear-baiting, not
+ because they pitied the bears, but because they hated to see the people
+ enjoy themselves. There is in this at least a little truth. Orthodox
+ religion has always been and always will be the enemy of happiness. This
+ world is not the place for enjoyment. This is the place to suffer. This is
+ the place to practice self-denial, to wear crowns of thorns; the other
+ world is the place for joy, provided you are fortunate enough to travel
+ the narrow, grass-grown path. Of course, wicked people can be happy here.
+ People who care nothing for the good of others, who live selfish and
+ horrible lives, are supposed by Christians to enjoy themselves;
+ consequently, they will be punished in another world. But whoever carried
+ the cross of decency, and whoever denied himself to that degree that he
+ neither stole nor forged nor murdered, will be paid for this self-denial
+ in another world. And whoever said that he preferred a prayer-meeting with
+ five or six queer old men and two or three very aged women, with one or
+ two candles, and who solemnly affirmed that he enjoyed that far more than
+ he could a play of Shakespeare, was expected with much reason, I think, to
+ be rewarded in another world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that church people were justified in their
+ opposition to the drama in the days when Congreve, Wycherley and Ben
+ Jonson were the popular favorites?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In that time there was a great deal of vulgarity in many of
+ the plays. Many things were said on the stage that the people of this age
+ would not care to hear, and there was not very often enough wit in the
+ saying to redeem it. My principal objection to Congreve, Wycherley and
+ most of their contemporaries is that the plays were exceedingly poor and
+ had not much in them of real, sterling value. The Puritans, however, did
+ not object on account of the vulgarity; that was not the honest objection.
+ No play was ever put upon the English stage more vulgar then the "Table
+ Talk" of Martin Luther, and many sermons preached in that day were almost
+ unrivaled for vulgarity. The worst passages in the Old Testament were
+ quoted with a kind of unction that showed a love for the vulgar. And, in
+ my judgment, the worst plays were as good as the sermons, and the theatre
+ of that time was better adapted to civilize mankind, to soften the human
+ heart, and to make better men and better women, than the pulpit of that
+ day. The actors, in my judgment, were better people than the preachers.
+ They had in them more humanity, more real goodness and more appreciation
+ of beauty, of tenderness, of generosity and of heroism. Probably no
+ religion was ever more thoroughly hateful than Puritanism. But all
+ religionists who believe in an eternity of pain would naturally be opposed
+ to everything that makes this life better; and, as a matter of fact,
+ orthodox churches have been the enemies of painting, of sculpture, of
+ music and the drama.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your estimation, is the value of the drama as a
+ factor in our social life at the present time?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe that the plays of Shakespeare are the most
+ valuable things in the possession of the human race. No man can read and
+ understand Shakespeare without being an intellectually developed man. If
+ Shakespeare could be as widely circulated as the Bible&mdash;if all the
+ Bible societies would break the plates they now have and print
+ Shakespeare, and put Shakespeare in all the languages of the world,
+ nothing would so raise the intellectual standard of mankind. Think of the
+ different influence on men between reading Deuteronomy and "Hamlet" and
+ "King Lear"; between studying Numbers and the "Midsummer Night's Dream";
+ between pondering over the murderous crimes and assassinations in Judges,
+ and studying "The Tempest" or "As You Like It." Man advances as he
+ develops intellectually. The church teaches obedience. The man who reads
+ Shakespeare has his intellectual horizon enlarged. He begins to think for
+ himself, and he enjoys living in a new world. The characters of
+ Shakespeare become his acquaintances. He admires the heroes, the
+ philosophers; he laughs with the clowns, and he almost adores the
+ beautiful women, the pure, loving, and heroic women born of Shakespeare's
+ heart and brain. The stage has amused and instructed the world. It had
+ added to the happiness of mankind. It has kept alive all arts. It is in
+ partnership with all there is of beauty, of poetry, and expression. It
+ goes hand in hand with music, with painting, with sculpture, with oratory,
+ with philosophy, and history. The stage has humor. It abhors stupidity. It
+ despises hypocrisy. It holds up to laughter the peculiarities, the
+ idiosyncrasies, and the little insanities of mankind. It thrusts the spear
+ of ridicule through the shield of pretence. It laughs at the lugubrious
+ and it has ever taught and will, in all probability, forever teach, that
+ Man is more than a title, and that human love laughs at all barriers, at
+ all the prejudices of society and caste that tend to keep apart two loving
+ hearts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the progress of the drama in
+ educating the artistic sense of the community as compared with the
+ progress of the church as an educator of the moral sentiment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, the stage is not all good, nor is&mdash;and I
+ say this with becoming modesty&mdash;the pulpit all bad. There have been
+ bad actors and there have been good preachers. There has been no
+ improvement in plays since Shakespeare wrote. There has been great
+ improvement in theatres, and the tendency seems to me be toward higher
+ artistic excellence in the presentation of plays. As we become slowly
+ civilized we will constantly demand more artistic excellence. There will
+ always be a class satisfied with the lowest form of dramatic presentation,
+ with coarse wit, with stupid but apparent jokes, and there will always be
+ a class satisfied with almost anything; but the class demanding the
+ highest, the best, will constantly increase in numbers, and the other
+ classes will, in all probability, correspondingly decrease. The church has
+ ceased to be an educator. In an artistic direction it never did anything
+ except in architecture, and that ceased long ago. The followers of to-day
+ are poor copyists. The church has been compelled to be a friend of, or
+ rather to call in the assistance of, music. As a moral teacher, the church
+ always has been and always will be a failure. The pulpit, to use the
+ language of Frederick Douglass, has always "echoed the cry of the street."
+ Take our own history. The church was the friend of slavery. That
+ institution was defended in nearly every pulpit. The Bible was the
+ auction-block on which the slave-mother stood while her child was sold
+ from her arms. The church, for hundreds of years, was the friend and
+ defender of the slave-trade. I know of no crime that has not been defended
+ by the church, in one form or another. The church is not a pioneer; it
+ accepts a new truth, last of all, and only when denial has become useless.
+ The church preaches the doctrine of forgiveness. This doctrine sells crime
+ on credit. The idea that there is a God who rewards and punishes, and who
+ can reward, if he so wishes, the meanest and vilest of the human race, so
+ that he will be eternally happy, and can punish the best of the human
+ race, so that he will be eternally miserable, is subversive of all
+ morality. Happiness ought to be the result of good actions. Happiness
+ ought to spring from the seed a man sows himself. It ought not to be a
+ reward, it ought to be a consequence, and there ought to be no idea that
+ there is any being who can step between action and consequence. To preach
+ that a man can abuse his wife and children, rob his neighbors, slander his
+ fellow-citizens, and yet, a moment or two before he dies, by repentance
+ become a glorified angel is, in my judgment, immoral. And to preach that a
+ man can be a good man, kind to his wife and children, an honest man,
+ paying his debts, and yet, for the lack of a certain belief, the moment
+ after he is dead, be sent to an eternal prison, is also immoral. So that,
+ according to my opinion, while the church teaches men many good things, it
+ also teaches doctrines subversive of morality. If there were not in the
+ whole world a church, the morality of man, in my judgment, would be the
+ gainer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the treatment of the actor by
+ society in his social relations?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. For a good many years the basis of society has been the
+ dollar. Only a few years ago all literary men were ostracized because they
+ had no money; neither did they have a reading public. If any man produced
+ a book he had to find a patron&mdash;some titled donkey, some lauded
+ lubber, in whose honor he could print a few well-turned lies on the
+ fly-leaf. If you wish to know the degradation of literature, read the
+ dedication written by Lord Bacon to James I., in which he puts him beyond
+ all kings, living and dead&mdash;beyond C&aelig;sar and Marcus Aurelius.
+ In those days the literary man was a servant, a hack. He lived in Grub
+ Street. He was only one degree above the sturdy vagrant and the escaped
+ convict. Why was this? He had no money and he lived in an age when money
+ was the fountain of respectability. Let me give you another instance:
+ Mozart, whose brain was a fountain of melody, was forced to eat at table
+ with coachmen, with footmen and scullions. He was simply a servant who was
+ commanded to make music for a pudding-headed bishop. The same was true of
+ the great painters, and of almost all other men who rendered the world
+ beautiful by art, and who enriched the languages of mankind. The basis of
+ respectability was the dollar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now that the literary man has an intelligent public he cares nothing for
+ the ignorant patron. The literary man makes money. The world is becoming
+ civilized and the literary man stands high. In England, however, if
+ Charles Darwin had been invited to dinner, and there had been present some
+ sprig of nobility, some titled vessel holding the germs of hereditary
+ disease, Darwin would have been compelled to occupy a place beneath him.
+ But I have hopes even for England. The same is true of the artist. The man
+ who can now paint a picture by which he receives from five thousand to
+ fifty thousand dollars, is necessarily respectable. The actor who may
+ realize from one to two thousand dollars a night, or even more, is
+ welcomed in the stupidest and richest society. So with the singers and
+ with all others who instruct and amuse mankind. Many people imagine that
+ he who amuses them must be lower than they. This, however, is hardly
+ possible. I believe in the aristocracy of the brain and heart; in the
+ aristocracy of intelligence and goodness, and not only appreciate but
+ admire the great actor, the great painter, the great sculptor, the
+ marvelous singer. In other words, I admire all people who tend to make
+ this life richer, who give an additional thought to this poor world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think this liberal movement, favoring the better
+ class of plays, inaugurated by the Rev. Dr. Abbott, will tend to soften
+ the sentiment of the orthodox churches against the stage?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have not read what Dr. Abbott has written on this
+ subject. From your statement of his position, I think he entertains quite
+ a sensible view, and, when we take into consideration that he is a
+ minister, a miraculously sensible view. It is not the business of the
+ dramatist, the actor, the painter or the sculptor to teach what the church
+ calls morality. The dramatist and the actor ought to be truthful, ought to
+ be natural&mdash;that is to say, truthfully and naturally artistic. He
+ should present pictures of life properly chosen, artistically constructed;
+ an exhibition of emotions truthfully done, artistically done. If vice is
+ presented naturally, no one will fall in love with vice. If the better
+ qualities of the human heart are presented naturally, no one can fail to
+ fall in love with them. But they need not be presented for that purpose.
+ The object of the artist is to present truthfully and artistically. He is
+ not a Sunday school teacher. He is not to have the moral effect eternally
+ in his mind. It is enough for him to be truly artistic. Because, as I have
+ said, a great many times, the greatest good is done by indirection. For
+ instance, a man lives a good, noble, honest and lofty life. The value of
+ that life would be destroyed if he kept calling attention to it&mdash;if
+ he said to all who met him, "Look at me!" he would become intolerable. The
+ truly artistic speaks of perfection; that is to say, of harmony, not only
+ of conduct, but of harmony and proportion in everything. The pulpit is
+ always afraid of the passions, and really imagines that it has some
+ influence on men and women, keeping them in the path of virtue. No greater
+ mistake was ever made. Eternally talking and harping on that one subject,
+ in my judgment, does harm. Forever keeping it in the mind by reading
+ passages from the Bible, by talking about the "corruption of the human
+ heart," of the "power of temptation," of the scarcity of virtue, of the
+ plentifulness of vice&mdash;all these platitudes tend to produce exactly
+ what they are directed against.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I fear, Colonel, that I have surprised you into agreeing
+ with a clergyman. The following are the points made by the Rev. Dr. Abbott
+ in his editorial on the theatre, and it seems to me that you and he think
+ very much alike&mdash;on that subject. The points are these:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 1. It is not the function of the drama to teach moral lessons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 2. A moral lesson neither makes nor mars either a drama or a novel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 3. The moral quality of a play does not depend upon the result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 4. The real function of the drama is like that of the novel&mdash;not to
+ amuse, not to excite; but to portray life, and so minister to it. And as
+ virtue and vice, goodness and evil, are the great fundamental facts of
+ life, they must, in either serious story or serious play, be portrayed. If
+ they are so portrayed that the vice is alluring and the virtue repugnant,
+ the play or story is immoral; if so portrayed that the vice is repellant
+ and the virtue alluring, they play or story is moral.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 5. The church has no occasion to ask the theatre to preach; though if it
+ does preach we have a right to demand that its ethical doctrines be pure
+ and high. But we have a right to demand that in its pictures of life it so
+ portrays vice as to make it abhorrent, and so portrays virtue as to make
+ it attractive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I agree in most of what you have read, though I must
+ confess that to find a minister agreeing with me, or to find myself
+ agreeing with a minister, makes me a little uncertain. All art, in my
+ judgment, is for the sake of expression&mdash;equally true of the drama as
+ of painting and sculpture. No poem touches the human heart unless it
+ touches the universal. It must, at some point, move in unison with the
+ great ebb and flow of things. The same is true of the play, of a piece of
+ music or a statue. I think that all real artists, in all departments,
+ touch the universal and when they do the result is good; but the result
+ need not have been a consideration. There is an old story that at first
+ there was a temple erected upon the earth by God himself; that afterward
+ this temple was shivered into countless pieces and distributed over the
+ whole earth, and that all the rubies and diamonds and precious stones
+ since found are parts of that temple. Now, if we could conceive of a
+ building, or of anything involving all Art, and that it had been scattered
+ abroad, then I would say that whoever find and portrays truthfully a
+ thought, an emotion, a truth, has found and restored one of the jewels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Dramatic Mirror</i>, New York, April 21, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ PROTECTION AND FREE TRADE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you take much interest in politics, Colonel Ingersoll?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I take as much interest in politics as a Republican ought
+ who expects nothing and who wants nothing for himself. I want to see this
+ country again controlled by the Republican party. The present
+ administration has not, in my judgment, the training and the political
+ intelligence to decide upon the great economic and financial questions.
+ There are a great many politicians and but few statesmen. Here, where men
+ have to be elected every two or six years, there is hardly time for the
+ officials to study statesmanship&mdash;they are busy laying pipes and
+ fixing fences for the next election. Each one feels much like a monkey at
+ a fair, on the top of a greased pole, and puts in the most of his time
+ dodging stones and keeping from falling. I want to see the party in power
+ best qualified, best equipped, to administer the Government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think will be the particular issue of the
+ coming campaign?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. That question has already been answered. The great question
+ will be the tariff. Mr. Cleveland imagines that the surplus can be gotten
+ rid of by a reduction of the tariff. If the reduction is so great as to
+ increase the demand for foreign articles, the probability is that the
+ surplus will be increased. The surplus can surely be done away with by
+ either of two methods; first make the tariff prohibitory; second, have no
+ tariff. But if the tariff is just at that point where the foreign goods
+ could pay it and yet undersell the American so as to stop home
+ manufactures, then the surplus would increase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a rule we can depend on American competition to keep prices at a
+ reasonable rate. When that fails we have at all times the governing power
+ in our hands&mdash;that is to say, we can reduce the tariff. In other
+ words, the tariff is not for the benefit of the manufacturer&mdash;the
+ protection is not for the mechanic or the capitalist &mdash;it is for the
+ whole country. I do not believe in protecting silk simply to help the town
+ of Paterson, but I am for the protection of the manufacture, because, in
+ my judgment, it helps the entire country, and because I know that it has
+ given us a far better article of silk at a far lower price than we
+ obtained before the establishment of those factories.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe in the protection of every industry that needs it, to the end
+ that we may make use of every kind of brain and find use for all human
+ capacities. In this way we will produce greater and better people. A
+ nation of agriculturalists or a nation of mechanics would become narrow
+ and small, but where everything is done, then the brain is cultivated on
+ every side, from artisan to artist. That is to say, we become thinkers as
+ well as workers; muscle and mind form a partnership.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I don't believe that England is particularly interested in the welfare of
+ the United States. It never seemed probable to me that men like Godwin
+ Smith sat up nights fearing that we in some way might injure ourselves. To
+ use a phrase that will be understood by theologians at least, we ought to
+ "copper" all English advice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The free traders say that there ought to be no obstructions placed by
+ governments between buyers and sellers. If we want to make the trade, of
+ course there should be no obstruction, but if we prefer that Americans
+ should trade with Americans&mdash;that Americans should make what
+ Americans want&mdash;then, so far as trading with foreigners is concerned,
+ there ought to be an obstruction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am satisfied that the United States could get along if the rest of the
+ world should be submerged, and I want to see this country in such a
+ condition that it can be independent of the rest of mankind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is more mechanical genius in the United States than in the rest of
+ the world, and this genius has been fostered and developed by protection.
+ The Democracy wish to throw all this away&mdash;to make useless this
+ skill, this ingenuity, born of generations of application and thought.
+ These deft and marvelous hands that create the countless things of use and
+ beauty to be worth no more than the common hands of ignorant delvers and
+ shovelers. To the extent that thought is mingled with labor, labor becomes
+ honorable and its burden lighter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thousands of millions of dollars have been invested on the faith of this
+ policy&mdash;millions and millions of people are this day earning their
+ bread by reason of protection, and they are better housed and better fed
+ and better clothed than any other workmen on the globe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The intelligent people of this country will not be satisfied with
+ President Cleveland's platform&mdash;with his free trade primer. They
+ believe in good wages for good work, and they know that this is the
+ richest nation in the world. The Republic is worth at least sixty billion
+ dollars. This vast sum is the result of labor, and this labor has been
+ protected either directly or indirectly. This vast sum has been made by
+ the farmer, the mechanic, the laborer, the miner, the inventor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Protection has given work and wages to the mechanic and a market to the
+ farmer. The interests of all laborers in America&mdash;all men who work&mdash;are
+ identical. If the farmer pays more for his plow he gets more for his
+ plowing. In old times, when the South manufactured nothing and raised only
+ raw material&mdash;for the reason that its labor was enslaved and could
+ not be trusted with education enough to become skillful&mdash;it was in
+ favor of free trade; it wanted to sell the raw material to England and buy
+ the manufactured article where it could buy the cheapest. Even under those
+ circumstances it was a short-sighted and unpatriotic policy. Now
+ everything is changing in the South. They are beginning to see that he who
+ simply raises raw material is destined to be forever poor. For instance,
+ the farmer who sells corn will never get rich; the farmer should sell pork
+ and beef and horses. So a nation, a State, that parts with its raw
+ material, loses nearly all the profits, for the reason that the profit
+ rises with the skill requisite to produce. It requires only brute strength
+ to raise cotton; it requires something more to spin it, to weave it, and
+ the more beautiful the fabric the greater the skill, and consequently the
+ higher the wages and the greater the profit. In other words, the more
+ thought is mingled with labor the more valuable is the result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides all this, protection is the mother of economy; the cheapest at
+ last, no matter whether the amount paid is less or more. It is far better
+ for us to make glass than to sell sand to other countries; the profit on
+ sand will be exceedingly small.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The interests of this country are united; they depend upon each other. You
+ destroy one and the effect upon all the rest may be disastrous. Suppose we
+ had free trade to-day, what would become of the manufacturing interests
+ to-morrow? The value of property would fall thousands of millions of
+ dollars in an instant. The fires would die out in thousands and thousands
+ of furnaces, innumerable engines would stop, thousands and thousands would
+ stop digging coal and iron and steel. What would the city that had been
+ built up by the factories be worth? What would be the effect on farms in
+ that neighborhood? What would be the effect on railroads, on freights, on
+ business&mdash;what upon the towns through which they passed? Stop making
+ iron in Pennsylvania, and the State would be bankrupt in an hour. Give us
+ free trade, and New Jersey, Connecticut and many other States would not be
+ worth one dollar an acre.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If a man will think of the connection between all industries&mdash;of the
+ dependence and inter-dependence of each on all; of the subtle relations
+ between all human pursuits&mdash;he will see that to destroy some of the
+ grand interest makes financial ruin and desolation. I am not talking now
+ about a tariff that is too high, because that tariff does not produce a
+ surplus&mdash;neither am I asking to have that protected which needs no
+ protection&mdash;I am only insisting that all the industries that have
+ been fostered and that need protection should be protected, and that we
+ should turn our attention to the interests of our own country, letting
+ other nations take care of themselves. If every American would use only
+ articles produced by Americans&mdash;if they would wear only American
+ cloth, only American silk&mdash;if we would absolutely stand by each
+ other, the prosperity of this nation would be the marvel of human history.
+ We can live at home, and we have now the ingenuity, the intelligence, the
+ industry to raise from nature everything that a nation needs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say about the claim that Mr. Cleveland
+ does not propose free trade?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I suppose that he means what he said. His argument was all
+ for free trade, and he endeavored to show to the farmer that he lost
+ altogether more money by protection, because he paid a higher price for
+ manufactured articles and received no more for what he had to sell. This
+ certainly was an argument in favor of free trade. And there is no way to
+ decrease the surplus except to prohibit the importation of foreign
+ articles, which certainly Mr. Cleveland is not in favor of doing, or to
+ reduce the tariff to a point so low that no matter how much may be
+ imported the surplus will be reduced. If the message means anything it
+ means free trade, and if there is any argument in it it is an argument in
+ favor of absolutely free trade. The party, not willing to say "free trade"
+ uses the word "reform." This is simply a mask and a pretence. The party
+ knows that the President made a mistake. The party, however, is so
+ situated that it cannot get rid of Cleveland, and consequently must take
+ him with his mistake&mdash;they must take him with his message, and then
+ show that all he intended by "free trade" was "reform."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Who do you think ought to be nominated at Chicago?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Personally, I am for General Gresham. I am saying nothing
+ against the other prominent candidates. They have their friends, and many
+ of them are men of character and capacity, and would make good Presidents.
+ But I know of no man who has a better record than Gresham, and of no man
+ who, in my judgment, would receive a larger number of votes. I know of no
+ Republican who would not support Judge Gresham. I have never heard one say
+ that he had anything against him or know of any reason why he should not
+ be voted for. He is a man of great natural capacity. He is candid and
+ unselfish. He has for many years been engaged in the examination and
+ decision of important questions, of good principles, and consequently he
+ has a trained mind. He knows how to take hold of a question, to get at a
+ fact, to discover in a multitude of complications the real principle&mdash;the
+ heart of the case. He has always been a man of affairs. He is not simply a
+ judge&mdash;that is to say, a legal pair of scales&mdash;he knows the
+ effect of his decision on the welfare of communities&mdash;he is not
+ governed entirely by precedents&mdash;he has opinions of his own. In the
+ next place, he is a man of integrity in all the relations of life. He is
+ not a seeker after place, and, so far as I know, he has done nothing for
+ the purpose of inducing any human being to favor his nomination. I have
+ never spoken to him on the subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the West he has developed great strength, in fact, his popularity has
+ astonished even his best friends. The great mass of people want a
+ perfectly reliable man&mdash;one who will be governed by his best judgment
+ and by a desire to do the fair and honorable thing. It has been stated
+ that the great corporations might not support him with much warmth for the
+ reason that he has failed to decide certain cases in their favor. I
+ believe that he has decided the law as he believed it to be, and that he
+ has never been influenced in the slightest degree, by the character,
+ position, or the wealth of the parties before him. It may be that some of
+ the great financiers, the manipulators, the creators of bonds and stocks,
+ the blowers of financial bubbles, will not support him and will not
+ contribute any money for the payment of election expenses, because they
+ are perfectly satisfied that they could not make any arrangements with him
+ to get the money back, together with interest thereon, but the people of
+ this country are intelligent enough to know what that means, and they will
+ be patriotic enough to see to it that no man needs to bow or bend or
+ cringe to the rich to attain the highest place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The possibility is that Mr. Blaine could have been nominated had he not
+ withdrawn, but having withdrawn, of course the party is released. Others
+ were induced to become candidates, and under these circumstances Mr.
+ Blaine has hardly the right to change his mind, and certainly other
+ persons ought not to change it for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the friends of Gresham would support
+ Blaine if he should be nominated?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Undoubtedly they would. If they go into convention they
+ must abide the decision. It would be dishonorable to do that which you
+ would denounce in others. Whoever is nominated ought to receive the
+ support of all good Republicans. No party can exist that will not be bound
+ by its own decision. When the platform is made, then is the time to
+ approve or reject. The conscience of the individual cannot be bound by the
+ action of party, church or state. But when you ask a convention to
+ nominate your candidate, you really agree to stand by the choice of the
+ convention. Principles are of more importance than candidates. As a rule,
+ men who refuse to support the nominee, while pretending to believe in the
+ platform, are giving an excuse for going over to the enemy. It is a
+ pretence to cover desertion. I hope that whoever may be nominated at
+ Chicago will receive the cordial support of the entire party, of every man
+ who believes in Republican principles, who believes in good wages for good
+ work, and has confidence in the old firms of "Mind and Muscle," of "Head
+ and Hand."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Press</i>, May 27, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ LABOR, AND TARIFF REFORM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, is the condition of labor in this
+ country as compared with that abroad?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, it is self-evident that if labor
+ received more in other lands than in this the tide of emigration would be
+ changed. The workingmen would leave our shores. People who believe in free
+ trade are always telling us that the laboring man is paid much better in
+ Germany than in the United States, and yet nearly every ship that comes
+ from Germany is crammed with Germans, who, for some unaccountable reason,
+ prefer to leave a place where they are doing well and come to one where
+ they must do worse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same thing can be said of Denmark and Sweden, of England, Scotland,
+ Ireland and of Italy. The truth is, that in all those lands the laboring
+ man can earn just enough to-day to do the work of to-morrow; everything he
+ earns is required to get food enough in his body and rags enough on his
+ back to work from day to day, to toil from week to week. There are only
+ three luxuries within his reach&mdash;air, light, and water; probably a
+ fourth might be added &mdash;death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In those countries the few own the land, the few have the capital, the few
+ make the laws, and the laboring man is not a power. His opinion in neither
+ asked nor heeded. The employers pay as little as they can. When the world
+ becomes civilized everybody will want to pay what things are worth, but
+ now capital is perfectly willing that labor shall remain at the starvation
+ line. Competition on every hand tends to put down wages. The time will
+ come when the whole community will see that justice is economical. If you
+ starve laboring men you increase crime; you multiply, as they do in
+ England, workhouses, hospitals and all kinds of asylums, and these public
+ institutions are for the purpose of taking care of the wrecks that have
+ been produced by greed and stinginess and meanness&mdash;that is to say,
+ by the ignorance of capital.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What effect has the protective tariff on the condition of
+ labor in this country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. To the extent that the tariff keeps out the foreign article
+ it is a direct protection to American labor. Everything in this country is
+ on a larger scale than in any other. There is far more generosity among
+ the manufacturers and merchants and millionaires and capitalists of the
+ United States than among those of any other country, although they are bad
+ enough and mean enough here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the great thing for the laboring man in the United States is that he
+ is regarded as a man. He is a unit of political power. His vote counts
+ just as much as that of the richest and most powerful. The laboring man
+ has to be consulted. The candidate has either to be his friend or to
+ pretend to be his friend, before he can succeed. A man running for the
+ presidency could not say the slightest word against the laboring man, or
+ calculated to put a stain upon industry, without destroying every possible
+ chance of success. Generally, every candidate tries to show that he is a
+ laboring man, or that he was a laboring man, or that his father was before
+ him. There is in this country very little of the spirit of caste&mdash;the
+ most infamous spirit that ever infested the heartless breast of the
+ brainless head of a human being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What will be the effect on labor of a departure in
+ American policy in the direction of free trade?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If free trade could be adopted to-morrow there would be an
+ instant shrinkage of values in this country. Probably the immediate loss
+ would equal twenty billion dollars&mdash;that is to say, one-third of the
+ value of the country. No one can tell its extent. All thing are so
+ interwoven that to destroy one industry cripples another, and the
+ influence keeps on until it touches the circumference of human interests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe that labor is a blessing. It never was and never will be a
+ curse. It is a blessed thing to labor for your wife and children, for your
+ father and mother, and for the ones you love. It is a blessed thing to
+ have an object in life&mdash;something to do&mdash; something to call into
+ play your best thoughts, to develop your faculties and to make you a man.
+ How beautiful, how charming, are the dreams of the young mechanic, the
+ artist, the musician, the actor and the student. How perfectly stupid must
+ be the life of a young man with nothing to do, no ambition, no enthusiasm&mdash;that
+ is to say, nothing of the divine in him; the young man with an object in
+ life, of whose brain a great thought, a great dream has taken possession,
+ and in whose heart there is a great, throbbing hope. He looks forward to
+ success&mdash;to wife, children, home&mdash;all the blessings and sacred
+ joys of human life. He thinks of wealth and fame and honor, and of a long,
+ genial, golden, happy autumn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Work gives the feeling of independence, of self-respect. A man who does
+ something necessarily puts a value on himself. He feels that he is a part
+ of the world's force. The idler&mdash;no matter what he says, no matter
+ how scornfully he may look at the laborer&mdash;in his very heart knows
+ exactly what he is; he knows that he is a counterfeit, a poor worthless
+ imitation of a man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there is a vast difference between work and what I call "toil." What
+ must be the life of a man who can earn only one dollar or two dollars a
+ day? If this man has a wife and a couple of children how can the family
+ live? What must they eat? What must they wear? From the cradle to the
+ coffin they are ignorant of any luxury of life. If the man is sick, if one
+ of the children dies, how can doctors and medicines be paid for? How can
+ the coffin or the grave be purchased? These people live on what might be
+ called "the snow line"&mdash;just at that point where trees end and the
+ mosses begin. What are such lives worth? The wages of months would hardly
+ pay for the ordinary dinner of the family of a rich man. The savings of a
+ whole life would not purchase one fashionable dress, or the lace on it.
+ Such a man could not save enough during his whole life to pay for the
+ flowers of a fashionable funeral.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet how often hundreds of thousands of persons, who spend thousands of
+ dollars every year on luxuries, really wonder why the laboring people
+ should complain. They are astonished when a car driver objects to working
+ fourteen hours a day. Men give millions of dollars to carry the gospel to
+ the heathen, and leave their own neighbors without bread; and these same
+ people insist on closing libraries and museums of art on Sunday, and yet
+ Sunday is the only day that these institutions can be visited by the poor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They even want to stop the street cars so that these workers, these men
+ and women, cannot go to the parks or the fields on Sunday. They want
+ stages stopped on fashionable avenues so that the rich may not be
+ disturbed in their prayers and devotions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The condition of the workingman, even in America, is bad enough. If free
+ trade will not reduce wages what will? If manufactured articles become
+ cheaper the skilled laborers of America must work cheaper or stop
+ producing the articles. Every one knows that most of the value of a
+ manufactured article comes from labor. Think of the difference between the
+ value of a pound of cotton and a pound of the finest cotton cloth; between
+ a pound of flax and enough point lace to weigh a pound; between a few
+ ounces of paint, two or three yards of canvas and a great picture; between
+ a block of stone and a statue! Labor is the principal factor in price;
+ when the price falls wages must go down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not claim that protection is for the benefit of any particular class,
+ but that it is for the benefit not only of that particular class, but of
+ the entire country. In England the common laborer expects to spend his old
+ age in some workhouse. He is cheered through all his days of toil, through
+ all his years of weariness, by the prospect of dying a respectable pauper.
+ The women work as hard as the men. They toil in the iron mills. They make
+ nails, they dig coal, they toil in the fields.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Europe they carry the hod, they work like beasts and with beasts, until
+ they lose almost the semblance of human beings&mdash;until they look
+ inferior to the animals they drive. On the labor of these deformed
+ mothers, of these bent and wrinkled girls, of little boys with the faces
+ of old age, the heartless nobility live in splendor and extravagant
+ idleness. I am not now speaking of the French people, as France is the
+ most prosperous country in Europe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us protect our mothers, our wives and our children from the deformity
+ of toil, from the depths of poverty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is not the ballot an assurance to the laboring man that
+ he can get fair treatment from his employer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The laboring man in this country has the political power,
+ provided he has the intelligence to know it and the intelligence to use
+ it. In so far as laws can assist labor, the workingman has it in his power
+ to pass such laws; but in most foreign lands the laboring man has really
+ no voice. It is enough for him to work and wait and suffer and emigrate.
+ He can take refuge in the grave or go to America.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the old country, where people have been taught that all blessing come
+ from the king, it is very natural for the poor to believe the other side
+ of that proposition&mdash;that is to say, all evils come from the king,
+ from the government. They are rocked in the cradle of this falsehood. So
+ when they come to this country, if they are unfortunate, it is natural for
+ them to blame the Government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The discussion of these questions, however, has already done great good.
+ The workingman is becoming more and more intelligent. He is getting a
+ better idea every day of the functions and powers and limitations of
+ government, and if the problem is ever worked out&mdash; and by "problem"
+ I mean the just and due relations that should exist between labor and
+ capital&mdash;it will be worked out here in America.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What assurance has the American laborer that he will not
+ be ultimately swamped by foreign immigration?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Most of the immigrants that come to American come because
+ they want a home. Nearly every one of them is what you may call "land
+ hungry." In his country, to own a piece of land was to be respectable,
+ almost a nobleman. The owner of a little land was regarded as the founder
+ of a family&mdash;what you might call a "village dynasty." When they leave
+ their native shores for America, their dream is to become a land owner&mdash;to
+ have fields, to own trees, and to listen to the music of their own brooks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment they arrive the mass of them seek the West, where land can be
+ obtained. The great Northwest now is being filled with Scandinavian
+ farmers, with persons from every part of Germany&mdash;in fact from all
+ foreign countries&mdash;and every year they are adding millions of acres
+ to the plowed fields of the Republic. This land hunger, this desire to own
+ a home, to have a field, to have flocks and herds, to sit under your own
+ vine and fig tree, will prevent foreign immigration from interfering to
+ any hurtful degree with the skilled workmen of America. These land owners,
+ these farmers, become consumers of manufactured articles. They keep the
+ wheels and spindles turning and the fires in the forges burning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Cleveland's message?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Only the other day I read a speech made by the Hon. William
+ D. Kelley, of Pennsylvania, upon this subject, in which he says in answer
+ to what he calls "the puerile absurdity of President Cleveland's
+ assumption" that the duty is always added to the cost, not only of
+ imported commodities, but to the price of like commodities produced in
+ this country, "that the duties imposed by our Government on sugar reduced
+ to <i>ad valorem</i> were never so high as now, and the price of sugar was
+ never in this country so low as it is now." He also showed that this tax
+ on sugar has made it possible for us to produce sugar from other plants
+ and he gives the facts in relation to corn sugar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are now using annually nineteen million bushels of corn for the purpose
+ of making glucose or corn sugar. He shows that in this industry alone
+ there has been a capital invested of eleven million dollars; that seven
+ hundred and thirty-two thousand acres of land are required to furnish the
+ supply, and that this one industry now gives employment to about
+ twenty-two thousand farmers, about five thousand laborers in factories,
+ and that the annual value of this product of corn sugar is over seventeen
+ million dollars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He also shows what we may expect from the cultivation of the beet. I
+ advise every one to read that speech, so that they may have some idea of
+ the capabilities of this country, of the vast wealth asking for
+ development, of the countless avenues opened for ingenuity, energy and
+ intelligence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Does the protective tariff cheapen the prices of
+ commodities to the laboring man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In this there are involved two questions. If the tariff is
+ so low that the foreign article is imported, of course this tariff is
+ added to the cost and must be paid by the consumer; but if the protective
+ tariff is so high that the importer cannot pay it, and as a consequence
+ the article is produced in America, then it depends largely upon
+ competition whether the full amount of the tariff will be added to the
+ article. As a rule, competition will settle that question in America, and
+ the article will be sold as cheaply as the producers can afford.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For instance: If there is a tariff, we will say of fifty cents on a pair
+ of shoes, and this tariff is so low that the foreign article can afford to
+ pay it, then that tariff, of course, must be paid by the consumer. But
+ suppose the tariff was five dollars on a pair of shoes&mdash;that is to
+ say, absolutely prohibitory&mdash;does any man in his senses say that five
+ dollars would be added to each pair of American shoes? Of course, the
+ statement is the answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think it is the duty of the laboring man in this country, first,
+ thoroughly to post himself upon these great questions, to endeavor to
+ understand his own interest as well as the interest of his country, and if
+ he does, I believe he will arrive at the conclusion that it is far better
+ to have the country filled with manufacturers than to be employed simply
+ in the raising of raw material. I think he will come to the conclusion
+ that we had better have skilled labor here, and that it is better to pay
+ for it than not to have it. I think he will find that it is better for
+ America to be substantially independent of the rest of the world. I think
+ he will conclude that nothing is more desirable than the development of
+ American brain, and that nothing better can be raised than great and
+ splendid men and women. I think he will conclude that the cloud coming
+ from the factories, from the great stacks and chimneys, is the cloud on
+ which will be seen, and always seen, the bow of American promise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say about tariff reform?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have this to say: That the tariff is for the most part
+ the result of compromises&mdash;that is, one State wishing to have
+ something protected agrees to protect something else in some other State,
+ so that, as a matter of fact, many things are protected that need no
+ protection, and many things are unprotected that ought to be cared for by
+ the Government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am in favor of a sensible reform of the tariff&mdash;that is to say, I
+ do not wish to put it in the power of the few to practice extortion upon
+ the many. Congress should always be wide awake, and whenever there is any
+ abuse it should be corrected. At the same time, next to having the tariff
+ just&mdash;next in importance is to have it stable. It does us great
+ injury to have every dollar invested in manufactures frightened every time
+ Congress meets. Capital should feel secure. Insecurity calls for a higher
+ interest, wants to make up for the additional risk, whereas, when a dollar
+ feels absolutely certain that it is well invested, that it is not to be
+ disturbed, it is satisfied with a very low rate of interest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The present agitation&mdash;the message of President Cleveland upon these
+ questions&mdash;will cost the country many hundred millions of dollars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that some one has been charging that Judge Gresham
+ is an Infidel?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have known Judge Gresham for many years, and of course
+ have heard him talk upon many subjects, but I do not remember ever
+ discussing with him a religious topic. I only know that he believes in
+ allowing every man to express his opinions, and that he does not hate a
+ man because he differs with him. I believe that he believes in
+ intellectual hospitality, and that he would give all churches equal
+ rights, and would treat them all with the utmost fairness. I regard him as
+ a fair-minded, intelligent and honest man, and that is enough for me. I am
+ satisfied with the way he acts, and care nothing about his particular
+ creed. I like a manly man, whether he agrees with me or not. I believe
+ that President Garfield was a minister of the Church of the Disciples&mdash;that
+ made no difference to me. Mr. Blaine is a member of some church in Augusta&mdash;I
+ care nothing for that. Whether Judge Gresham belongs to any church, I do
+ not know. I never asked him, but I know he does not agree with me by a
+ large majority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this country, where a divorce has been granted between church and
+ state, the religious opinions of candidates should be let alone. To make
+ the inquiry is a piece of impertinence&mdash;a piece of impudence. I have
+ voted for men of all persuasions and expect to keep right on, and if they
+ are not civilized enough to give me the liberty they ask for themselves,
+ why I shall simply set them an example of decency.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the political outlook?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The people of this country have a great deal of
+ intelligence. Tariff and free trade and protection and home manufactures
+ and American industries&mdash;all these things will be discussed in every
+ schoolhouse of the country, and in thousands and thousands of political
+ meetings, and when next November comes you will see the Democratic party
+ overthrown and swept out of power by a cyclone. All other questions will
+ be lost sight of. Even the Prohibitionists would rather drink beer in a
+ prosperous country than burst with cold water and hard times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The preservation of what we have will be the great question. This is the
+ richest country and the most prosperous country, and I believe that the
+ people have sense enough to continue the policy that has given them those
+ results. I never want to see the civilization of the Old World, or rather
+ the barbarism of the Old World, gain a footing on this continent. I am an
+ American. I believe in American ideas&mdash;that is to say, in equal
+ rights, and in the education and civilization of all the people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Press</i>, June 3, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ CLEVELAND AND THURMAN.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Democratic nominations?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I hope that this campaign is to be
+ fought on the issues involved, and not on the private characters of the
+ candidates. All that they have done as politicians&mdash;all measures that
+ they have favored or opposed&mdash;these are the proper subjects of
+ criticism; in all other respects I think it better to let the candidates
+ alone. I care but little about the private character of Mr. Cleveland or
+ of Mr. Thurman. The real question is, what do they stand for? What policy
+ do they advocate? What are the reasons for and against the adoption of the
+ policy they propose?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not regard Cleveland as personally popular. He has done nothing, so
+ far as I know, calculated to endear him to the popular heart. He certainly
+ is not a man of enthusiasm. He has said nothing of a striking or forcible
+ character. His messages are exceedingly commonplace. He is not a man of
+ education, of wide reading, of refined tastes, or of general cultivation.
+ He has some firmness and a good deal of obstinacy, and he was exceedingly
+ fortunate in his marriage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Four years ago he was distinctly opposed to a second term. He was then
+ satisfied that no man should be elected President more than once. He was
+ then fearful that a President might use his office, his appointing power,
+ to further his own ends instead of for the good of the people. He started,
+ undoubtedly, with that idea in his mind. He was going to carry out the
+ civil service doctrine to the utmost. But when he had been President a few
+ months he was exceedingly unpopular with his party. The Democrats who
+ elected him had been out of office for twenty-five years. During all those
+ years they had watched the Republicans sitting at the national banquet.
+ Their appetites had grown keener and keener, and they expected when the
+ 4th of March, 1885, came that the Republicans would be sent from the table
+ and that they would be allowed to tuck the napkins under their chins. The
+ moment Cleveland got at the head of the table he told his hungry followers
+ that there was nothing for them, and he allowed the Republicans to go on
+ as usual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a little while he began to hope for a second term, and gradually the
+ civil service notion faded from his mind. He stuck to it long enough to
+ get the principal mugwump papers committed to him and to his policy; long
+ enough to draw their fire and to put them in a place where they could not
+ honorably retreat without making themselves liable to the charge of having
+ fought only for the loaves and fishes. As a matter of fact, no men were
+ hungrier for office than the gentlemen who had done so much for civil
+ service reform. They were so earnest in the advocacy of that principle
+ that they insisted that only their followers should have place; but the
+ real rank and file, the men who had been Democrats through all the
+ disastrous years, and who had prayed and fasted, became utterly disgusted
+ with Mr. Cleveland's administration and they were not slow to express
+ their feelings. Mr. Cleveland saw that he was in danger of being left with
+ no supporters, except a few who thought themselves too respectable really
+ to join the Democratic party. So for the last two years, and especially
+ the last year, he turned his attention to pacifying the real Democrats. He
+ is not the choice of the Democratic party. Although unanimously nominated,
+ I doubt if he was the unanimous choice of a single delegate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another very great mistake, I think, has been made by Mr. Cleveland. He
+ seems to have taken the greatest delight in vetoing pension bills, and
+ they seem to be about the only bills he has examined, and he has examined
+ them as a lawyer would examine the declaration, brief or plea of his
+ opponent. He has sought for technicalities, to the end that he might veto
+ these bills. By this course he has lost the soldier vote, and there is no
+ way by which he can regain it. Upon this point I regard the President as
+ exceedingly weak. He has shown about the same feeling toward the soldier
+ now that he did during the war. He was not with them then either in mind
+ or body. He is not with them now. His sympathies are on the other side. He
+ has taken occasion to show his contempt for the Democratic party again and
+ again. This certainly will not add to his strength. He has treated the old
+ leaders with great arrogance. He has cared nothing for their advice, for
+ their opinions, or for their feelings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The principal vestige of monarchy or despotism in our Constitution is the
+ veto power, and this has been more liberally used by Mr. Cleveland than by
+ any other President. This shows the nature of the man and how narrow he
+ is, and through what a small intellectual aperture he views the world.
+ Nothing is farther from true democracy than this perpetual application of
+ the veto power. As a matter of fact, it should be abolished, and the
+ utmost that a President should be allowed to do, would be to return a bill
+ with his objections, and the bill should then become a law upon being
+ passed by both houses by a simple majority. This would give the Executive
+ the opportunity of calling attention to the supposed defects, and getting
+ the judgment of Congress a second time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am perfectly satisfied that Mr. Cleveland is not popular with his party.
+ The noise and confusion of the convention, the cheers and cries, were all
+ produced and manufactured for effect and for the purpose of starting the
+ campaign.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to Senator Thurman. During the war he occupied substantially the
+ same position occupied by Mr. Cleveland. He was opposed to putting down
+ the Rebellion by force, and as I remember it, he rather justified the
+ people of the South for going with their States. Ohio was in favor of
+ putting down the Rebellion, yet Mr. Thurman, by some peculiar logic of his
+ own, while he justified Southern people for going into rebellion because
+ they followed their States, justified himself for not following his State.
+ His State was for the Union. His State was in favor of putting down
+ rebellion. His State was in favor of destroying slavery. Certainly, if a
+ man is bound to follow his State, he is equally bound when the State is
+ right. It is hardly reasonable to say that a man is only bound to follow
+ his State when his State is wrong; yet this was really the position of
+ Senator Thurman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw the other day that some gentlemen in this city had given as a reason
+ for thinking that Thurman would strengthen the ticket, that he had always
+ been right on the financial question. Now, as a matter of fact, he was
+ always wrong. When it was necessary for the Government to issue
+ greenbacks, he was a hard money man&mdash;he believed in the mint drops&mdash;and
+ if that policy had been carried out, the Rebellion could not have been
+ suppressed. After the suppression of the Rebellion, and when hundreds and
+ hundreds of millions of greenbacks were afloat, and the Republican party
+ proposed to redeem them in gold, and to go back&mdash;as it always
+ intended to do&mdash;to hard money&mdash;to a gold and silver basis&mdash;then
+ Senator Thurman, holding aloft the red bandanna, repudiated hard money,
+ opposed resumption, and came out for rag currency as being the best. Let
+ him change his ideas&mdash;put those first that he had last&mdash;and you
+ might say that he was right on the currency question; but when the country
+ needed the greenback he was opposed to it, and when the country was able
+ to redeem the greenback, he was opposed to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It gives me pleasure to say that I regard Senator Thurman as a man of
+ ability, and I have no doubt that he was coaxed into his last financial
+ position by the Democratic party, by the necessities of Ohio, and by the
+ force and direction of the political wind. No matter how much
+ respectability he adds to the ticket, I do not believe that he will give
+ any great strength. In the first place, he is an old man. He has
+ substantially finished his career. Young men cannot attach themselves to
+ him, because he has no future. His following is not an army of the young
+ and ambitious&mdash;it is rather a funeral procession. Yet,
+ notwithstanding this fact, he will furnish most of the enthusiasm for this
+ campaign&mdash;and that will be done with his handkerchief. The Democratic
+ banner is Thurman's red bandanna. I do not believe that it will be
+ possible for the Democracy to carry Ohio by reason of Thurman's
+ nomination, and I think the failure to nominate Gray or some good man from
+ that State, will lose Indiana. So, while I have nothing to say against
+ Senator Thurman, nothing against his integrity or his ability, still,
+ under the circumstances, I do not think his nomination a strong one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the nominations have been well received
+ throughout the United States?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Not as well as in England. I see that all the Tory papers
+ regard the nominations as excellent&mdash;especially that of Cleveland.
+ Every Englishman who wants Ireland turned into a penitentiary, and every
+ Irishman to be treated as a convict, is delighted with the action of the
+ St. Louis convention. England knows what she wants. Her market is growing
+ small. A few years ago she furnished manufactured articles to a vast
+ portion of the world. Millions of her customers have become ingenious
+ enough to manufacture many things that they need, so the next thing
+ England did was to sell them the machinery. Now they are beginning to make
+ their own machinery. Consequently, English trade is falling off. She must
+ have new customers. Nothing would so gratify her as to have sixty millions
+ of Americans buy her wares. If she could see our factories still and dead;
+ if she could put out the fires of our furnaces and forges; there would
+ come to her the greatest prosperity she has ever known. She would fatten
+ on our misfortunes &mdash;grow rich and powerful and arrogant upon our
+ poverty. We would become her servants. We would raise the raw material
+ with ignorant labor and allow her children to reap all the profit of its
+ manufacture, and in the meantime to become intelligent and cultured while
+ we grew poor and ignorant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The greatest blow that can be inflicted upon England is to keep her
+ manufactured articles out of the United States. Sixty millions of
+ Americans buy and use more than five hundred millions of Asiatics &mdash;buy
+ and use more than all of China, all of India and all of Africa. One
+ civilized man has a thousand times the wants of a savage or of a
+ semi-barbarian. Most of the customers of England want a few yards of
+ calico, some cheap jewelry, a little powder, a few knives and a few
+ gallons of orthodox rum.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To-day the United States is the greatest market in the world. The commerce
+ between the States is almost inconceivable in its immensity. In order that
+ you may have some idea of the commerce of this country, it is only
+ necessary to remember one fact. We have railroads enough engaged in this
+ commerce to make six lines around the globe. The addition of a million
+ Americans to our population gives us a better market than a monopoly of
+ ten millions of Asiatics. England, with her workhouses, with her labor
+ that barely exists, wishes this market, and wishes to destroy the
+ manufactures of America, and she expects Irish-Americans to assist her in
+ this patriotic business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to the enthusiasm in this country. I fail to see it. The
+ nominations have fallen flat. It has been known for a long time that
+ Cleveland was to be nominated. That has all been discounted, and the
+ nomination of Judge Thurman has been received in a quite matter-of-fact
+ way. It may be that his enthusiasm was somewhat dampened by what might be
+ called the appearance above the horizon of the morning star of this
+ campaign&mdash;Oregon. What a star to rise over the work of the St. Louis
+ convention! What a prophecy for Democrats to commence business with!
+ Oregon, with the free trade issue, seven thousand to eight thousand
+ Republican majority&mdash;the largest ever given by that State&mdash;Oregon
+ speaks for the Pacific Coast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Democratic platform?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Watterson was kind enough to say that before they took
+ the roof off of the house they were going to give the occupants a chance
+ to get out. By the "house" I suppose he means the great workshop of
+ America. By the "roof" he means protection; and by the "occupants" the
+ mechanics. He is not going to turn them out at once, or take the roof off
+ in an instant, but this is to be done gradually.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In other words, they will remove it shingle by shingle or tile by tile,
+ until it becomes so leaky or so unsafe that the occupants&mdash; that is
+ to say, the mechanics, will leave the building.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first thing in the platform is a reaffirmation of the platform of
+ 1884, and an unqualified endorsement of President Cleveland's message on
+ the tariff. And if President Cleveland's message has any meaning whatever,
+ it means free trade&mdash;not instantly, it may be&mdash;but that is the
+ object and the end to be attained. All his reasoning, if reasoning it can
+ be called, is in favor of absolute free trade. The issue is fairly made&mdash;shall
+ American labor be protected, or must the American laborer take his chances
+ with the labor market of the world? Must he stand upon an exact par with
+ the laborers of Belgium and England and Germany, not only, but with the
+ slaves and serfs of other countries? Must he be reduced to the diet of the
+ old country? Is he to have meat on holidays and a reasonably good dinner
+ on Christmas, and live the rest of the year on crusts, crumbs, scraps,
+ skimmed milk, potatoes, turnips, and a few greens that he can steal from
+ the corners of fences? Is he to rely for meat, on poaching, and then is he
+ to be transported to some far colony for the crime of catching a rabbit?
+ Are our workingmen to wear wooden shoes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, understand me, I do not believe that the Democrats think that free
+ trade would result in disaster. Their minds are so constituted that they
+ really believe that free trade would be a great blessing. I am not calling
+ in question their honesty. I am simply disputing the correctness of their
+ theory. It makes no difference, as a matter of fact, whether they are
+ honest or dishonest. Free trade established by honest people would be just
+ as injurious as if established by dishonest people. So there is no
+ necessity of raising the question of intention. Consequently, I admit that
+ they are doing the best they know now. This is not admitting much, but it
+ is something, as it tends to take from the discussion all ill feeling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We all know that the tariff protects special interests in particular
+ States. Louisiana is not for free trade. It may be for free trade in
+ everything except sugar. It is willing that the rest of the country should
+ pay an additional cent or two a pound on sugar for its benefit, and while
+ receiving the benefit it does not wish to bear its part of the burden. If
+ the other States protect the sugar interests in Louisiana, certainly that
+ State ought to be willing to protect the wool interest in Ohio, the lead
+ and hemp interest in Missouri, the lead and wool interest in Colorado, the
+ lumber interest in Minnesota, the salt and lumber interest in Michigan,
+ the iron interest in Pennsylvania, and so I might go on with a list of the
+ States&mdash;because each one has something that it wishes to have
+ protected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It sounds a little strange to hear a Democratic convention cry out that
+ the party "is in favor of the maintenance of an indissoluble union of free
+ and indestructible States." Only a little while ago the Democratic party
+ regarded it as the height of tyranny to coerce a free State. Can it be
+ said that a State is "free" that is absolutely governed by the Nation? Is
+ a State free that can make no treaty with any other State or country&mdash;that
+ is not permitted to coin money or to declare war? Why should such a State
+ be called free? The truth is that the States are not free in that sense.
+ The Republican party believes that this is a Nation and that the national
+ power is the highest, and that every citizen owes the highest allegiance
+ to the General Government and not to his State. In other words, we are not
+ Virginians or Mississippians or Delawareans &mdash;we are Americans. The
+ great Republic is a free Nation, and the States are but parts of that
+ Nation. The doctrine of State Sovereignty was born of the institution of
+ slavery. In the history of our country, whenever anything wrong was to be
+ done, this doctrine of State Sovereignty was appealed to. It protected the
+ slave-trade until the year 1808. It passed the Fugitive Slave Law. It made
+ every citizen in the North a catcher of his fellow-man&mdash;made it the
+ duty of free people to enslave others. This doctrine of State Rights was
+ appealed to for the purpose of polluting the Territories with the
+ institution of slavery. To deprive a man of his liberty, to put him back
+ into slavery, State lines were instantly obliterated; but whenever the
+ Government wanted to protect one of its citizens from outrage, then the
+ State lines became impassable barriers, and the sword of justice fell in
+ twain across the line of a State.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ People forget that the National Government is the creature of the people.
+ The real sovereign is the people themselves. Presidents and congressmen
+ and judges are the creatures of the people. If we had a governing class&mdash;if
+ men were presidents or senators by virtue of birth&mdash;then we might
+ talk about the danger of centralization; but if the people are
+ sufficiently intelligent to govern themselves, they will never create a
+ government for the destruction of their liberties, and they are just as
+ able to protect their rights in the General Government as they are in the
+ States. If you say that the sovereignty of the State protects labor, you
+ might as well say that the sovereignty of the county protects labor in the
+ State and that the sovereignty of the town protects labor in the county.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of all subjects in the world the Democratic party should avoid speaking of
+ "a critical period of our financial affairs, resulting from over
+ taxation." How did taxation become necessary? Who created the vast debt
+ that American labor must pay? Who made this taxation of thousands of
+ millions necessary? Why were the greenbacks issued? Why were the bonds
+ sold? Who brought about "a critical period of our financial affairs"? How
+ has the Democratic party "averted disaster"? How could there be a disaster
+ with a vast surplus in the treasury? Can you find in the graveyard of
+ nations this epitaph: "Died of a Surplus"? Has any nation ever been known
+ to perish because it had too much gold and too much silver, and because
+ its credit was better than that of any other nation on the earth? The
+ Democrats seem to think&mdash;and it is greatly to their credit&mdash;that
+ they have prevented the destruction of the Government when the treasury
+ was full&mdash;when the vaults were overflowing. What would they have done
+ had the vaults been empty? Let them wrestle with the question of poverty;
+ let them then see how the Democratic party would succeed. When it is
+ necessary to create credit, to inspire confidence, not only in our own
+ people, but in the nations of the world&mdash;which of the parties is best
+ adapted for the task? The Democratic party congratulates itself that it
+ has not been ruined by a Republican surplus! What good boys we are! We
+ have not been able to throw away our legacy!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is it not a little curious that the convention plumed itself on having
+ paid out more for pensions and bounties to the soldiers and sailors of the
+ Republic than was ever paid before during an equal period? It goes wild in
+ its pretended enthusiasm for the President who has vetoed more pension
+ bills than all the other Presidents put together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The platform informs us that "the Democratic party has adopted and
+ consistently pursued and affirmed a prudent foreign policy, preserving
+ peace with all nations." Does it point with pride to the Mexican fiasco,
+ or does it rely entirely upon the great fishery triumph? What has the
+ administration done&mdash;what has it accomplished in the field of
+ diplomacy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we come to civil service, about how many Federal officials were at
+ the St. Louis convention? About how many have taken part in the recent
+ nominations? In other words, who has been idle?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have recently been told that the wages of workingmen are just as high
+ in the old country as in this, when you take into consideration the cost
+ of living. We have always been told by all the free trade papers and
+ orators, that the tariff has no bearing whatever upon wages, and yet, the
+ Democrats have not succeeded in convincing themselves. I find in their
+ platform this language: "A fair and careful revision of our tax laws, with
+ due allowance for the difference between the wages of American and foreign
+ labor, must promote and encourage every branch of such industries and
+ enterprises by giving them the assurance of an extended market and steady
+ and continuous operations."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would seem from this that the Democratic party admits that wages are
+ higher here than in foreign countries. Certainly they do not mean to say
+ that they are lower. If they are higher here than in foreign countries,
+ the question arises, why are they higher? If you took off the tariff, the
+ presumption is that they would be as low here as anywhere else, because
+ this very Democratic convention says: "A fair and careful revision of our
+ tax laws, with due allowance for the difference between wages." In other
+ words, they would keep tariff enough on to protect our workingmen from the
+ low wages of the foreigner&mdash;consequently, we have the admission of
+ the Democratic party that in order to keep wages in this country higher
+ than they are in Belgium, in Italy, in England and in Germany, we must
+ protect home labor. Then follows the <i>non sequitur</i>, which is a
+ Democratic earmark. They tell us that by keeping a tariff, "making due
+ allowance for the difference between wages, all the industries and
+ enterprises would be encouraged and promoted by giving them the assurance
+ of an extended market." What does the word "extended" mean? If it means
+ anything, it means a market in other countries. In other words, we will
+ put the tariff so low that the wages of American workingmen will be so low
+ that he can compete with the laborers of other countries; otherwise his
+ market could not be "extended." What does this mean? There is evidently a
+ lack of thought here. The two things cannot be accomplished in that way.
+ If the tariff raises American wages, the American cannot compete in
+ foreign markets with the men who work for half the price. What may be the
+ final result is another question. American industry properly protected,
+ American genius properly fostered, may invent ways and means&mdash;such
+ wonderful machinery, such quick, inexpensive processes, that in time
+ American genius may produce at a less rate than any other country, for the
+ reason that the laborers of other countries will not be as intelligent,
+ will not be as independent, will not have the same ambition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fine phrases will not deceive the people of this country. The American
+ mechanic already has a market of sixty millions of people, and, as I said
+ before, the best market in the world. This country is now so rich, so
+ prosperous, that it is the greatest market of the earth, even for
+ luxuries. It is the best market for pictures, for works of art. It is the
+ best market for music and song. It is the best market for dramatic genius,
+ and it is the best market for skilled labor, the best market for common
+ labor, and in this country the poor man to-day has the best chance&mdash;he
+ can look forward to becoming the proprietor of a home, of some land, to
+ independence, to respectability, and to an old age without want and
+ without disgrace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The platform, except upon this question of free trade, means very little.
+ There are other features in it which I have not at present time to
+ examine, but shall do so hereafter. I want to take it up point by point
+ and find really what it means, what its scope is, and what the intentions
+ were of the gentlemen who made it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it may be proper to say here, that in my judgment it is a very weak
+ and flimsy document, as Victor Hugo would say, "badly cut and badly
+ sewed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, I know that the country will exist whatever party may be in
+ power. I know that all our blessings do not come from laws, or from the
+ carrying into effect of certain policies, and probably I could pay no
+ greater compliment to any country than to say that even eight years of
+ Democratic rule cannot materially affect her destiny.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Press</i>, June 10, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM OF 1888.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the signs of the times so far as the
+ campaign has progressed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The party is now going through a period of
+ misrepresentation. Every absurd meaning that can be given to any
+ combination of words will be given to every plank of the platform. In the
+ heat of partisan hatred every plank will look warped and cracked. A great
+ effort is being made to show that the Republican party is in favor of
+ intemperance,&mdash;that the great object now is to lessen the price of
+ all intoxicants and increase the cost of all the necessaries of life. The
+ papers that are for nothing but reform of everything and everybody except
+ themselves, are doing their utmost to show that the Republican party is
+ the enemy of honesty and temperance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other day, at a Republican ratification meeting, I stated among other
+ things, that we could not make great men and great women simply by keeping
+ them out of temptation&mdash;that nobody would think of tying the hands of
+ a person behind them and then praise him for not picking pockets; that
+ great people were great enough to withstand temptation, and in that
+ connection I made this statement: "Temperance goes hand in hand with
+ liberty"&mdash;the idea being that when a chain is taken from the body an
+ additional obligation is perceived by the mind. These good papers&mdash;the
+ papers that believe in honest politics&mdash;stated that I said:
+ "Temperance goes hand in hand with liquor." This was not only in the
+ reports of the meeting, but this passage was made the subject of several
+ editorials. It hardly seems possible that any person really thought that
+ such a statement had been expressed. The Republican party does not want
+ free whiskey &mdash;it wants free men; and a great many people in the
+ Republican party are great enough to know that temperance does go hand in
+ hand with liberty; they are great enough to know that all legislation as
+ to what we shall eat, as to what we shall drink, and as to wherewithal we
+ shall be clothed, partakes of the nature of petty, irritating and annoying
+ tyranny. They also know that the natural result is to fill a country with
+ spies, hypocrites and pretenders, and that when a law is not in accordance
+ with an enlightened public sentiment, it becomes either a dead letter, or,
+ when a few fanatics endeavor to enforce it, a demoralizer of courts, of
+ juries and of people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The attack upon the platform by temperance people is doing no harm, for
+ the reason that long before November comes these people will see the
+ mistake they have made. It seems somewhat curious that the Democrats
+ should attack the platform if they really believe that it means free
+ whiskey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tax was levied during the war. It was a war measure. The Government
+ was <i>in extremis</i>, and for that reason was obliged to obtain a
+ revenue from every possible article of value. The war is over; the
+ necessity has disappeared; consequently the Government should return to
+ the methods of peace. We have too many Government officials. Let us get
+ rid of collectors and gaugers and inspectors. Let us do away with all this
+ machinery, and leave the question to be settled by the State. If the
+ temperance people themselves would take a second thought, they would see
+ that when the Government collects eighty or ninety million dollars from a
+ tax on whiskey, the traffic becomes entrenched, it becomes one of the
+ pillars of the State, one of the great sources of revenue. Let the States
+ attend to this question, and it will be a matter far easier to deal with.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Prohibitionists are undoubtedly honest, and their object is to destroy
+ the traffic, to prevent the manufacture of whiskey. Can they do this as
+ long as the Government collects ninety million dollars per annum from that
+ one source? If there is anything whatever in this argument, is it not that
+ the traffic pays a bribe of ninety million dollars a year for its life?
+ Will not the farmers say to the temperance men: "The distilleries pay the
+ taxes, the distilleries raise the price of corn; is it not better for the
+ General Government to look to another direction for its revenues and leave
+ the States to deal as they may see proper with this question?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With me, it makes no difference what is done with the liquor&mdash;
+ whether it is used in the arts or not&mdash;it is a question of policy.
+ There is no moral principle involved on our side of the question, to say
+ the least of it. If it is a crime to make and sell intoxicating liquors,
+ the Government, by licensing persons to make and sell, becomes a party to
+ the crime. If one man poisons another, no matter how much the poison
+ costs, the crime is the same; and if the person from whom the poison was
+ purchased knew how it was to be used, he is also a murderer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There have been many reformers in this world, and they have seemed to
+ imagine that people will do as they say. They think that you can use
+ people as you do bricks or stones; that you can lay them up in walls and
+ they will remain where they are placed; but the truth is, you cannot do
+ this. The bricks are not satisfied with each other&mdash;they go away in
+ the night&mdash;in the morning there is no wall. Most of these reformers
+ go up what you might call the Mount Sinai of their own egotism, and there,
+ surrounded by the clouds of their own ignorance, they meditate upon the
+ follies and the frailties of their fellow-men and then come down with ten
+ commandments for their neighbors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this talk about the Republican platform being in favor of
+ intemperance, so far as the Democratic party is concerned, is pure,
+ unadulterated hypocrisy&mdash;nothing more, nothing less. So far as the
+ Prohibitionists are concerned, they may be perfectly honest, but, if they
+ will think a moment, they will see how perfectly illogical they are. No
+ one can help sympathizing with any effort honestly made to do away with
+ the evil of intemperance. I know that many believe that these evils can be
+ done away with by legislation. While I sympathize with the objects that
+ these people wish to attain, I do not believe in the means they suggest.
+ As life becomes valuable, people will become temperate, because they will
+ take care of themselves. Temperance is born of the countless influences of
+ civilization. Character cannot be forced upon anybody; it is a growth, the
+ seeds of which are within. Men cannot be forced into real temperance any
+ more than they can be frightened into real morality. You may frighten a
+ man to that degree that he will not do a certain thing, but you cannot
+ scare him badly enough to prevent his wanting to do that thing.
+ Reformation begins on the inside, and the man refrains because he
+ perceives that he ought to refrain, not because his neighbors say that he
+ ought to refrain. No one would think of praising convicts in jail for
+ being regular at their meals, or for not staying out nights; and it seems
+ to me that when the Prohibitionists&mdash;when the people who are really
+ in favor of temperance&mdash;look the ground all over they will see that
+ it is far better to support the Republican party than to throw their votes
+ away; and the Republicans will see that it is simply a proposition to go
+ back to the original methods of collecting revenue for the Government&mdash;that
+ it is simply abandoning the measures made necessary by war, and that it is
+ giving to the people the largest liberty consistent with the needs of the
+ Government, and that it is only leaving these questions where in time of
+ peace they properly belong &mdash;to the States themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the Knights of Labor will cut any
+ material figure in this election?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Knights of Labor will probably occupy substantially the
+ same position as other laborers and other mechanics. If they clearly see
+ that the policy advocated by the Republican party is to their interest,
+ that it will give them better wages than the policy advocated by the
+ Democrats, then they will undoubtedly support our ticket. There is more or
+ less irritation between employers and employed. All men engaged in
+ manufacturing and neither good nor generous. Many of them get work for as
+ little as possible, and sell its product for all they can get. It is
+ impossible to adopt a policy that will not by such people be abused. Many
+ of them would like to see the working man toil for twelve hours or
+ fourteen or sixteen in each day. Many of them wonder why they need sleep
+ or food, and are perfectly astonished when they ask for pay. In some
+ instances, undoubtedly, the working men will vote against their own
+ interests simply to get even with such employers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some laboring men have been so robbed, so tyrannized over, that they would
+ be perfectly willing to feel for the pillars and take a certain delight in
+ a destruction that brought ruin even to themselves. Such manufacturers,
+ however, I believe to be in a minority, and the laboring men, under the
+ policy of free trade, would be far more in their power. When wages fall
+ below a certain point, then comes degradation, loss of manhood, serfdom
+ and slavery. If any man has the right to vote for his own interests,
+ certainly the man who labors is that man, and every working man having in
+ his will a part of the sovereignty of this nation, having within him a
+ part of the lawmaking power, should have the intelligence and courage to
+ vote for his own interests; he should vote for good wages; he should vote
+ for a policy that would enable him to lay something by for the winter of
+ his life, that would enable him to earn enough to educate his children,
+ enough to give him a home and a fireside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He need not do this in anger or for revenge, but because it is just,
+ because it is right, and because the working people are in a majority.
+ They ought to control the world, because they have made the world what it
+ is. They have given everything there is of value. Labor plows every field,
+ builds every house, fashions everything of use, and when that labor is
+ guided by intelligence the world is prosperous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who thinks good thoughts is a laborer&mdash;one of the greatest. The
+ man who invented the reaper will be harvesting the fields for thousands of
+ years to come. If labor is abused in this country the laborers have it
+ within their power to defend themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All my sympathies are with the men who toil. I shed very few tears over
+ bankers and millionaires and corporations&mdash;they can take care of
+ themselves. My sympathies are with the man who has nothing to sell but his
+ strength; nothing to sell but his muscle and his intelligence; who has no
+ capital except that which his mother gave him&mdash;a capital he must sell
+ every day; my sympathies are with him; and I want him to have a good
+ market; and I want it so that he can sell the work for more than enough to
+ take care of him to-morrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe that no corporation should be allowed to exist except for the
+ benefit of the whole people. The Government should always act for the
+ benefit of all, and when the Government gives a part of its power to an
+ aggregation of individuals, the accomplishment of some public good should
+ justify the giving of that power; and whenever a corporation becomes
+ subversive of the very end for which it was created, the Government should
+ put an end to its life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So I believe that after these matters, these issues have been discussed&mdash;when
+ something is understood about the effect of a tariff, the effect of
+ protection, the laboring people of this country will be on the side of the
+ Republican party. The Republican party is always trying to do something&mdash;trying
+ to take a step in advance. Persons who care for nothing except themselves&mdash;who
+ wish to make no effort except for themselves&mdash;are its natural
+ enemies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Mr. Mills' Fourth of July speech on
+ his bill?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certain allowances should always be made for the Fourth of
+ July. What Mr. Mills says with regard to free trade depends, I imagine,
+ largely on where he happens to be. You remember the old story about the <i>Moniteur</i>.
+ When Napoleon escaped from Elba that paper said: "The ogre has escaped."
+ And from that moment the epithets grew a little less objectionable as
+ Napoleon advanced, and at last the <i>Moniteur</i> cried out: "The Emperor
+ has reached Paris." I hardly believe that Mr. Mills would call his bill in
+ Texas a war tariff measure. He might commence in New York with that
+ description, but as he went South that language, in my judgment, would
+ change, and when he struck the Brazos I think the bill would be described
+ as the nearest possible approach to free trade.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Mills takes the ground that if raw material comes here free of duty,
+ then we can manufacture that raw material and compete with other countries
+ in the markets of the world&mdash;that is to say, under his bill. Now,
+ other countries can certainly get the raw material as cheaply as we can,
+ especially those countries in which the raw material is raised; and if
+ wages are less in other countries than in ours, the raw material being the
+ same, the product must cost more with us than with them. Consequently we
+ cannot compete with foreign countries simply by getting the raw material
+ at the same price; we must be able to manufacture it as cheaply as they,
+ and we can do that only by cutting down the wages of the American
+ workingmen. Because, to have raw material at the same price as other
+ nations, is only a part of the problem. The other part is how cheaply can
+ we manufacture it? And that depends upon wages. If wages are twenty-five
+ cents a day, then we can compete with those nations where wages are
+ twenty-five cents a day; but if our wages are five or six times as high,
+ then the twenty-five cent labor will supply the market. There is no
+ possible way of putting ourselves on an equality with other countries in
+ the markets of the world, except by putting American labor on an equality
+ with the other labor of the world. Consequently, we cannot obtain a
+ foreign market without lessening our wages. No proposition can be plainer
+ than this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It cannot be said too often that the real prosperity of a country depends
+ upon the well-being of those who labor. That country is not prosperous
+ where a few are wealthy and have all the luxuries that the imagination can
+ suggest, and where the millions are in want, clothed in rags, and housed
+ in tenements not fit for wild beasts. The value of our property depends on
+ the civilization of our people. If the people are happy and contented, if
+ the workingman receives good wages, then our houses and our farms are
+ valuable. If the people are discontented, if the workingmen are in want,
+ then our property depreciates from day to day, and national bankruptcy
+ will only be a question of time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If Mr. Mills has given a true statement with regard to the measure
+ proposed by him, what relation does that measure bear to the President's
+ message? What has it to do with the Democratic platform? If Mr. Mills has
+ made no mistake, the President wrote a message substantially in favor of
+ free trade. The Democratic party ratified and indorsed that message, and
+ at the same time ratified and indorsed the Mills bill. Now, the message
+ was for free trade, and the Mills bill, according to Mr. Mills, is for the
+ purpose of sustaining the war tariff. They have either got the wrong child
+ or the wrong parents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that some people are objecting to your taking any
+ part in politics, on account of your religious opinion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Democratic party has always been pious. If it is noted
+ for anything it is for its extreme devotion. You have no idea how many
+ Democrats wear out the toes of their shoes praying. I suppose that in this
+ country there ought to be an absolute divorce between church and state and
+ without any alimony being allowed to the church; and I have always
+ supposed that the Republican party was perfectly willing that anybody
+ should vote its ticket who believed in its principles. The party was not
+ established, as I understand it, in the interest of any particular
+ denomination; it was established to promote and preserve the freedom of
+ the American citizen everywhere. Its first object was to prevent the
+ spread of human slavery; its second object was to put down the Rebellion
+ and preserve the Union; its third object was the utter destruction of
+ human slavery everywhere, and its fourth object is to preserve not only
+ the fruit of all that it has won, but to protect American industry to the
+ end that the Republic may not only be free, but prosperous and happy. In
+ this great work all are invited to join, no matter whether Catholics or
+ Presbyterians or Methodists or Infidels&mdash;believers or unbelievers.
+ The object is to have a majority of the people of the United States in
+ favor of human liberty, in favor of justice and in favor of an intelligent
+ American policy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not what is called strictly orthodox, and yet I am liberal enough to
+ vote for a Presbyterian, and if a Presbyterian is not liberal enough to
+ stand by a Republican, no matter what his religious opinions may be, then
+ the Presbyterian is not as liberal as the Republican party, and he is not
+ as liberal as an unbeliever; in other words, he is not a manly man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I object to no man who is running for office on the ticket of my party on
+ account of his religious convictions. I care nothing about the church of
+ which he is a member. That is his business. That is an individual matter&mdash;something
+ with which the State has no right to interfere&mdash;something with which
+ no party can rightfully have anything to do. These great questions are
+ left open to discussion. Every church must take its chance in the open
+ field of debate. No belief has the right to draw the sword&mdash;no dogma
+ the right to resort to force. The moment a church asks for the help of the
+ State, it confesses its weakness, it confesses its inability to answer the
+ arguments against it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe in the absolute equality before the law, of all religions and
+ all metaphysical theories; and I would no more control those things by law
+ than I would endeavor to control the arts and the sciences by legislation.
+ Man admires the beautiful, and what is beautiful to one may not be to
+ another, and this inequality or this difference cannot be regulated by
+ law.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same is true of what is called religious belief. I am willing to give
+ all others every right that I claim for myself, and if they are not
+ willing to give me the rights they claim for themselves, they are not
+ civilized.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No man acknowledges the truth of my opinions because he votes the same
+ ticket that I do, and I certainly do not acknowledge the correctness of
+ the opinions of others because I vote the Republican ticket. We are
+ Republicans together. Upon certain political questions we agree, upon
+ other questions we disagree&mdash;and that is all. Only religious people,
+ who have made up their minds to vote the Democratic ticket, will raise an
+ objection of this kind, and they will raise the objection simply as a
+ pretence, simply for the purpose of muddying the water while they escape.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course there may be some exceptions. There are a great many insane
+ people out of asylums. If the Republican party does not stand for absolute
+ intellectual liberty, it had better disband. And why should we take so
+ much pains to free the body, and then enslave the mind? I believe in
+ giving liberty to both. Give every man the right to labor, and give him
+ the right to reap the harvest of his toil. Give every man the right to
+ think, and to reap the harvest of his brain&mdash;that is to say, give him
+ the right to express his thoughts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Press</i>, July 8, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ JAMES G. BLAINE AND POLITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that there has lately been published a long account
+ of the relations between Mr. Blaine and yourself, and the reason given for
+ your failure to support him for the nomination in 1884 and 1888?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Every little while some donkey writes a long article
+ pretending to tell all that happened between Mr. Blaine and myself. I have
+ never seen any article on the subject that contained any truth. They are
+ always the invention of the writer or of somebody who told him. The last
+ account is more than usually idiotic. An unpleasant word has never passed
+ between Mr. Blaine and myself. We have never had any falling out. I never
+ asked Mr. Blaine's influence for myself. I never asked President Hayes or
+ Garfield or Arthur for any position whatever, and I have never asked Mr.
+ Cleveland for any appointment under the civil service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With regard to the German Mission, about which so much has been said, all
+ that I ever did in regard to that was to call on Secretary Evarts and
+ inform him that there was no place in the gift of the administration that
+ I would accept. I could not afford to throw away a good many thousand
+ dollars a year for the sake of an office. So I say again that I never
+ asked, or dreamed of asking, any such favor of Mr. Blaine. The favors have
+ been exactly the other way&mdash; from me, and not from him. So there is
+ not the slightest truth in the charge that there was some difference
+ between our families.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have great respect for Mrs. Blaine, have always considered her an
+ extremely good and sensible woman; our relations have been of the
+ friendliest character, and such relations have always existed between all
+ the members of both families, so far as I know. Nothing could be more
+ absurd that the charge that there was some feeling growing out of our
+ social relations. We do not depend upon others to help us socially; we
+ need no help, and if we did we would not accept it. The whole story about
+ there having been any lack of politeness or kindness is without the
+ slightest foundation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In 1884 I did not think that Mr. Blaine could be elected. I thought the
+ same at the Chicago convention this year. I know that he has a great
+ number of ardent admirers and of exceedingly self-denying and unselfish
+ friends. I believe that he has more friends than any other man in the
+ Republican party; but he also has very bitter enemies&mdash;enemies with
+ influence. Taking this into consideration, and believing that the success
+ of the party was more important than the success of any individual, I was
+ in favor of nominating some man who would poll the entire Republican vote.
+ This feeling did not grow out of any hostility to any man, but simply out
+ of a desire for Republican success. In other words, I endeavored to take
+ an unprejudiced view of the situation. Under no circumstances would I
+ underrate the ability and influence of Mr. Blaine, nor would I endeavor to
+ deprecate the services he has rendered to the Republican party and to the
+ country. But by this time it ought to be understood that I belong to no
+ man, that I am the proprietor of myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are two kinds of people that I have no use for&mdash;leaders and
+ followers. The leader should be principle; the leader should be a great
+ object to be accomplished. The follower should be the man dedicated to the
+ accomplishment of a noble end. He who simply follows persons gains no
+ honor and is incapable of giving honor even to the one he follows. There
+ are certain things to be accomplished and these things are the leaders. We
+ want in this country an American system; we wish to carry into operation,
+ into practical effect, ideas, policies, theories in harmony with our
+ surroundings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is a great country filled with intelligent, industrious, restless,
+ ambitious people. Millions came here because they were dissatisfied with
+ the laws, the institutions, the tyrannies, the absurdities, the poverty,
+ the wretchedness and the infamous spirit of caste found in the Old World.
+ Millions of these people are thinking for themselves, and only the people
+ who can teach, who can give new facts, who can illuminate, should be
+ regarded as political benefactors. This country is, in my judgment, in all
+ that constitutes true greatness, the nearest civilized of any country.
+ Only yesterday the German Empire robbed a woman of her child; this was
+ done as a political necessity. Nothing is taken into consideration except
+ some move on the political chess-board. The feelings of a mother are
+ utterly disregarded; they are left out of the question; they are not even
+ passed upon. They are naturally ignored, because in these governments only
+ the unnatural is natural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In our political life we have substantially outgrown the duel. There are
+ some small, insignificant people who still think it important to defend a
+ worthless reputation on the field of "honor," but for respectable members
+ of the Senate, of the House, of the Cabinet, to settle a political
+ argument with pistols would render them utterly contemptible in this
+ country; that is to say, the opinion that governs, that dominates in this
+ country, holds the duel in abhorrence and in contempt. What could be more
+ idiotic, absurd, childish, than the duel between Boulanger and Floquet?
+ What was settled? It needed no duel to convince the world that Floquet is
+ a man of courage. The same may be said of Boulanger. He has faced death
+ upon many fields. Why, then, resort to the duel? If Boulanger's wound
+ proves fatal, that certainly does not tend to prove that Floquet told the
+ truth, and if Boulanger recovers, it does not tend to prove that he did
+ not tell the truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing is settled. Two men controlled by vanity, that individual vanity
+ born of national vanity, try to kill each other; the public ready to
+ reward the victor; the cause of the quarrel utterly ignored; the hands of
+ the public ready to applaud the successful swordsman &mdash;and yet France
+ is called a civilized nation. No matter how serious the political
+ situation may be, no matter if everything depends upon one man, that man
+ is at the mercy of anyone in opposition who may see fit to challenge him.
+ The greatest general at the head of their armies may be forced to fight a
+ duel with a nobody. Such ideas, such a system, keeps a nation in peril and
+ makes every cause, to a greater or less extent, depend upon the sword or
+ the bullet of a criminal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Press</i>, New York, July 16, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE MILLS BILL.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, is the significance of the vote on
+ the Mills Bill recently passed in the House? In this I find there were one
+ hundred and sixty-two for it, and one hundred and forty-nine against it;
+ of these, two Republicans voted for, and five Democrats against.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I think it somewhat doubtful whether
+ the bill could have been passed if Mr. Randall had been well. His sickness
+ had much to do with this vote. Had he been present to have taken care of
+ his side, to have kept his forces in hand, he, in my judgment, taking into
+ consideration his wonderful knowledge of parliamentary tactics, would have
+ defeated this bill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is somewhat hard to get the average Democrat, in the absence of his
+ leader, to throw away the prospect of patronage. Most members of Congress
+ have to pay tolerably strict attention to their political fences. The
+ President, although clinging with great tenacity to the phrase "civil
+ service," has in all probability pulled every string he could reach for
+ the purpose of compelling the Democratic members not only to stand in
+ line, but to answer promptly to their names. Every Democrat who has shown
+ independence has been stepped on just to the extent he could be reached;
+ but many members, had the leader been on the floor&mdash;and a leader like
+ Randall&mdash;would have followed him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are very few congressional districts in the United States not
+ intensely Democratic where the people want nothing protected. There are a
+ few districts where nothing grows except ancient politics, where they
+ cultivate only the memory of what never ought to have been, where the
+ subject of protection has not yet reached.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The impudence requisite to pass the Mills Bill is something phenomenal.
+ Think of the Representatives from Louisiana saying to the ranchmen of the
+ West and to the farmers of Ohio that wool must be on the free list, but
+ that for the sake of preserving the sugar interest of Louisiana and a
+ little portion of Texas, all the rest of the United States must pay
+ tribute.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everybody admits that Louisiana is not very well adapted by nature for
+ raising sugar, for the reason that the cane has to be planted every year,
+ and every third year the frost puts in an appearance just a little before
+ the sugar. Now, while I think personally that the tariff on sugar has
+ stimulated the inventive genius of the country to find other ways of
+ producing that which is universally needed; and while I believe that it
+ will not be long until we shall produce every pound of sugar that we
+ consume, and produce it cheaper than we buy it now, I am satisfied that in
+ time and at no distant day sugar will be made in this country extremely
+ cheap, not only from beets, but from sorghum and corn, and it may be from
+ other products. At the same time this is no excuse for Louisiana, neither
+ is it any excuse for South Carolina asking for a tariff on rice, and at
+ the same time wishing to leave some other industry in the United States,
+ in which many more millions have been invested, absolutely without
+ protection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Understand, I am not opposed to a reasonable tariff on rice, provided it
+ is shown that we can raise rice in this country cheaply and at a profit to
+ such an extent as finally to become substantially independent of the rest
+ of the world. What I object to is the impudence of the gentleman who is
+ raising the rice objecting to the protection of some other industry of far
+ greater importance than his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, the whole thing must be a compromise. We must act together for
+ the common good. If we wish to make something at the expense of another
+ State we must allow that State to make something at our expense, or at
+ least we must be able to show that while it is for our benefit it is also
+ for the benefit of the country at large. Everybody is entitled to have his
+ own way up to the point that his way interferes with somebody else. States
+ are like individuals&mdash;their rights are relative&mdash;they are
+ subordinated to the good of the whole country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For many years it has been the American policy to do all that reasonably
+ could be done to foster American industry, to give scope to American
+ ingenuity and a field for American enterprise&mdash;in other words, a
+ future for the United States.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Southern States were always in favor of something like free trade.
+ They wanted to raise cotton for Great Britain&mdash;raw material for other
+ countries. At that time their labor was slave labor, and they could not
+ hope ever to have skilled labor, because skilled labor cannot be enslaved.
+ The Southern people knew at that time that if a man was taught enough of
+ mathematics to understand machinery, to run locomotives, to weave cloth;
+ it he was taught enough of chemistry even to color calico, it would be
+ impossible to keep him a slave. Education always was and always will be an
+ abolitionist. The South advocated a system of harmony with slavery, in
+ harmony with ignorance&mdash;that is to say, a system of free trade, under
+ which it might raise its raw material. It could not hope to manufacture,
+ because by making its labor intelligent enough to manufacture it would
+ lose it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the North, men are working for themselves, and as I have often said,
+ they were getting their hands and heads in partnership. Every little
+ stream that went singing to the sea was made to turn a thousand wheels;
+ the water became a spinner and a weaver; the water became a blacksmith and
+ ran a trip hammer; the water was doing the work of millions of men. In
+ other words, the free people of the North were doing what free people have
+ always done, going into partnership with the forces of nature. Free people
+ want good tools, shapely, well made&mdash;tools with which the most work
+ can be done with the least strain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Suppose the South had been in favor of protection; suppose that all over
+ the Southern country there had been workshops, factories, machines of
+ every kind; suppose that her people had been as ingenious as the people of
+ the North; suppose that her hands had been as deft as those that had been
+ accustomed to skilled labor; then one of two things would have happened;
+ either the South would have been too intelligent to withdraw from the
+ Union, or, having withdrawn, it would have had the power to maintain its
+ position. My opinion is that is would have been too intelligent to
+ withdraw.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the South seceded it had no factories. The people of the South had
+ ability, but it was not trained in the direction then necessary. They
+ could not arm and equip their men; they could not make their clothes; they
+ could not provide them with guns, with cannon, with ammunition, and with
+ the countless implements of destruction. They had not the ingenuity; they
+ had not the means; they could not make cars to carry their troops, or
+ locomotives to draw them; they had not in their armies the men to build
+ bridges or to supply the needed transportation. They had nothing but
+ cotton &mdash;that is to say, raw material. So that you might say that the
+ Rebellion has settled the question as to whether a country is better off
+ and more prosperous, and more powerful, and more ready for war, that is
+ filled with industries, or one that depends simply upon the production of
+ raw material.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another thing in this connection that should never be forgotten&mdash;at
+ least, not until after the election in November, and then if forgotten,
+ should be remembered at every subsequent election &mdash;and that is, that
+ the Southern Confederacy had in its Constitution the doctrine of free
+ trade. Among other things it was fighting for free trade. As a matter of
+ fact, John C. Calhoun was fighting for free trade; the nullification
+ business was in the interest of free trade.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Southern people are endeavoring simply to accomplish, with the aid of
+ New York, what they failed to accomplish on the field. The South is as
+ "solid" to-day as in 1863. It is now for free trade, and it purposes to
+ carry the day by the aid of one or two Northern States. History is
+ repeating itself. It was the same for many years, up to the election of
+ Abraham Lincoln.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Understand me, I do not blame the South for acting in accordance with its
+ convictions, but the North ought not to be misled. The North ought to
+ understand what the issue is. The South has a different idea of government&mdash;it
+ is afraid of what it calls "centralization"&mdash;it is extremely
+ sensitive about what are called "State Rights" or the sovereignty of the
+ State. But the North believes in a Union that is united. The North does
+ not expect to have any interest antagonistic to the Union. The North has
+ no mental reservation. The North believes in the Government and in the
+ Federal system, and the North believes that when a State is admitted into
+ the Union it becomes a part&mdash;an integral part&mdash;of the Nation;
+ that there was a welding, that the State, so far as sovereignty is
+ concerned, is lost in the Union, and that the people of that State become
+ citizens of the whole country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I see that by the vote two of the five Democrats who
+ voted for protection, and one of the two Republicans who voted for free
+ trade, were New Yorkers. What do you think is the significance of this
+ fact in relation to the question as to whether New York will join the
+ South in the opposition to the industries of the country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the city of New York there are a vast number of men
+ &mdash;importers, dealers in foreign articles, representatives of foreign
+ houses, of foreign interests, of foreign ideas. Of course most of these
+ people are in favor of free trade. They regard New York as a good market;
+ beyond that they have not the slightest interest in the United States.
+ They are in favor of anything that will give them a large profit, or that
+ will allow them to do the same business with less capital, or that will do
+ them any good without the slightest regard as to what the effect may be on
+ this country as a nation. They come from all countries, and they expect to
+ remain here until their fortunes are made or lost and all their ideas are
+ moulded by their own interests. Then, there are a great many natives who
+ are merchants in New York and who deal in foreign goods, and they probably
+ think&mdash;some of them&mdash;that it would be to their interest to have
+ free trade, and they will probably vote according to the ledger. With them
+ it is a question of bookkeeping. Their greed is too great to appreciate
+ the fact that to impoverish customers destroys trade.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the same time, New York, being one of the greatest manufacturing States
+ of the world, will be for protection, and the Democrats of New York who
+ voted for protection did so, not only because the believed in it
+ themselves, but because their constituents believe in it, and the
+ Republicans who voted the other way must have represented some district
+ where the foreign influence controls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The people of this State will protect their own industries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What will be the fate of the Mills Bill in the Senate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that unless the Senate has a bill prepared
+ embodying Republican ideals, a committee should be appointed, not simply
+ to examine the Mills Bill, but to get the opinions and the ideas of the
+ most intelligent manufacturers and mechanics in this country. Let the
+ questions be thoroughly discussed, and let the information thus obtained
+ be given to the people; let it be published from day to day; let the
+ laboring man have his say, let the manufacturer give his opinion; let the
+ representatives of the principal industries be heard, so that we may vote
+ intelligently, so that the people may know what they are doing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A great many industries have been attacked. Let them defend themselves.
+ Public property should not be taken for Democratic use without due process
+ of law.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Certainly it is not the business of a Republican Senate to pull the donkey
+ of the Democrats out of the pit; the dug the pit, and we have lost no
+ donkey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not think the Senate called upon to fix up this Mills Bill, to
+ rectify its most glaring mistakes, and then for the sake of saving a
+ little, give up a great deal. What we have got is safe until the Democrats
+ have the power to pass a bill. We can protect our rights by not passing
+ their bills. In other words, we do not wish to practice any great
+ self-denial simply for the purpose of insuring Democratic success. If the
+ bill is sent back to the House, no matter in what form, if it still has
+ the name "Mills Bill" I think the Democrats will vote for it simply to get
+ out of their trouble. They will have the President's message left.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I do hope that the Senate will investigate this business. It is hardly
+ fair to ask the Senate to take decided and final action upon this bill in
+ the last days of the session. There is no time to consider it unless it is
+ instantly defeated. This would probably be a safe course, and yet, by
+ accident, there may be some good things in this bill that ought to be
+ preserved, and certainly the Democratic party ought to regard it as a
+ compliment to keep it long enough to read it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The interests involved are great&mdash;there are the commercial and
+ industrial interests of sixty millions of people. These questions touch
+ the prosperity of the Republic. Every person under the flag has a direct
+ interest in the solution of these questions. The end that is now arrived
+ at, the policy now adopted, may and probably will last for many years. One
+ can hardly overestimate the immensity of the interests at stake. A man
+ dealing with his own affairs should take time to consider; he should give
+ himself the benefit of his best judgment. When acting for others he should
+ do no less. The Senators represent, or should represent, not only their
+ own views, but above these things they represent the material interests of
+ their constituents, of their States, and to this trust they must be true,
+ and in order to be true, they must understand the material interests of
+ their States, and in order to be faithful, they must understand how the
+ proposed changes in the tariff will affect these interests. This cannot be
+ done in a moment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my judgment, the best way is for the Senate, through the proper
+ committee, to hear testimony, to hear the views of intelligent men, of
+ interested men, of prejudiced men&mdash;that is to say, they should look
+ at the question from all sides.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. The Senate is almost tied; do you think that any
+ Republicans are likely to vote in the interest of the President's policy
+ at this session?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course I cannot pretend to answer that question from any
+ special knowledge, or on any information that others are not in possession
+ of. My idea is simply this: That a majority of the Senators are opposed to
+ the President's policy. A majority of the Senate will, in my judgment,
+ sustain the Republican policy; that is to say, they will stand by the
+ American system. A majority of the Senate, I think, know that it will be
+ impossible for us to compete in the markets of the world with those
+ nations in which labor is far cheaper than it is in the United States, and
+ that when you make the raw material just the same, you have not overcome
+ the difference in labor, and until this is overcome we cannot successfully
+ compete in the markets of the world with those countries where labor is
+ cheaper. And there are only two ways to overcome this difficulty&mdash;either
+ the price of labor must go up in the other countries or must go down in
+ this. I do not believe that a majority of the Senate can be induced to
+ vote for a policy that will decrease the wages of American workingmen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is this curious thing: The President started out blowing the trumpet
+ of free trade. It gave, as the Democrats used to say, "no uncertain
+ sound." He blew with all his might. Messrs. Morrison, Carlisle, Mills and
+ many others joined the band. When the Mills Bill was introduced it was
+ heralded as the legitimate offspring of the President's message. When the
+ Democratic convention at St. Louis met, the declaration was made that the
+ President's message, the Mills Bill, the Democratic platform of 1884 and
+ the Democratic platform of 1888, were all the same&mdash;all segments of
+ one circle; in fact, they were like modern locomotives&mdash;"all the
+ parts interchangeable." As soon as the Republican convention met, made its
+ platform and named its candidates, it is not free trade, but freer trade;
+ and now Mr. Mills, in the last speech that he was permitted to make in
+ favor of his bill, endeavored to show that it was a high protective tariff
+ measure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is what lawyers call "a departure in pleading." That is to say, it is
+ a case that ought to be beaten on demurrer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Press</i>, July 29, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ SOCIETY AND ITS CRIMINALS*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Col. Robert G. Ingersoll was greatly interested in
+ securing for Chiara Cignarale a commutation of the death
+ sentence to imprisonment for life. In view of the fact that
+ the great Agnostic has made a close study of capital
+ punishment, a reporter for the <i>World</i> called upon him a day
+ or two ago for an interview touching modern reformatory
+ measures and the punishment of criminals. Speaking
+ generally on the subject Colonel Ingersoll said:]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I suppose that society&mdash;that is to say, a state or a nation&mdash;has
+ the right of self-defence. It is impossible to maintain society&mdash;
+ that is to say, to protect the rights of individuals in life, in property,
+ in reputation, and in the various pursuits known as trades and
+ professions, without in some way taking care of those who violate these
+ rights. The principal object of all government should be to protect those
+ in the right from those in the wrong. There are a vast number of people
+ who need to be protected who are unable, by reason of the defects in their
+ minds and by the countless circumstances that enter into the question of
+ making a living, to protect themselves. Among the barbarians there was,
+ comparatively speaking, but little difference. A living was made by
+ fishing and hunting. These arts were simple and easily learned. The
+ principal difference in barbarians consisted in physical strength and
+ courage. As a consequence, there were comparatively few failures. Most men
+ were on an equality. Now that we are somewhat civilized, life has become
+ wonderfully complex. There are hundreds of arts, trades, and professions,
+ and in every one of these there is great competition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides all this, something is needed every moment. Civilized man has less
+ credit than the barbarian. There is something by which everything can be
+ paid for, including the smallest services. Everybody demands payment, and
+ he who fails to pay is a failure. Owing to the competition, owing to the
+ complexity of modern life, owing to the thousand things that must be known
+ in order to succeed in any direction, on either side of the great highway
+ that is called Progress, are innumerable wrecks. As a rule, failure in
+ some honest direction, or at least in some useful employment, is the dawn
+ of crime. People who are prosperous, people who by reasonable labor can
+ make a reasonable living, who, having a little leisure can lay in a little
+ for the winter that comes to all, are honest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a rule, reasonable prosperity is virtuous. I don't say great
+ prosperity, because it is very hard for the average man to withstand
+ extremes. When people fail under this law, or rather this fact, of the
+ survival of the fittest, they endeavor to do by some illegal way that
+ which they failed to do in accordance with law. Persons driven from the
+ highway take to the fields, and endeavor to reach their end or object in
+ some shorter way, by some quicker path, regardless of its being right or
+ wrong.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have said this much to show that I regard criminals as unfortunates.
+ Most people regard those who violate the law with hatred. They do not take
+ into consideration the circumstances. They do not believe that man is
+ perpetually acted upon. They throw out of consideration the effect of
+ poverty, of necessity, and above all, of opportunity. For these reasons
+ they regard criminals with feelings of revenge. They wish to see them
+ punished. They want them imprisoned or hanged. They do not think the law
+ has been vindicated unless somebody has been outraged. I look at these
+ things from an entirely different point of view. I regard these people who
+ are in the clutches of the law not only as unfortunates, but, for the most
+ part, as victims. You may call them victims of nature, or of nations, or
+ of governments; it makes no difference, they are victims. Under the same
+ circumstances the very persons who punish them would be punished. But
+ whether the criminal is a victim or not, the honest man, the industrious
+ man, has the right to defend the product of his labor. He who sows and
+ plows should be allowed to reap, and he who endeavors to take from him his
+ harvest is what we call a criminal; and it is the business of society to
+ protect the honest from the dishonest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Without taking into account whether the man is or is not responsible,
+ still society has the right of self-defence. Whether that right of
+ self-defence goes to the extent of taking life, depends, I imagine, upon
+ the circumstances in which society finds itself placed. A thousand men on
+ a ship form a society. If a few men should enter into a plot for the
+ destruction of the ship, or for turning it over to pirates, or for
+ poisoning and plundering the most of the passengers&mdash;if the
+ passengers found this out certainly they would have the right of
+ self-defence. They might not have the means to confine the conspirators
+ with safety. Under such circumstances it might be perfectly proper for
+ them to destroy their lives and to throw their worthless bodies into the
+ sea. But what society has the right to do depends upon the circumstances.
+ Now, in my judgment, society has the right to do two things&mdash;to
+ protect itself and to do what it can to reform the individual. Society has
+ no right to take revenge; no right to torture a convict; no right to do
+ wrong because some individual has done wrong. I am opposed to all corporal
+ punishment in penitentiaries. I am opposed to anything that degrades a
+ criminal or leaves upon him an unnecessary stain, or puts upon him any
+ stain that he did not put upon himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most people defend capital punishment on the ground that the man ought to
+ be killed because he has killed another. The only real ground for killing
+ him, even if that be good, is not that he has killed, but that he may
+ kill. What he has done simply gives evidence of what he may do, and to
+ prevent what he may do, instead of to revenge what he has done, should be
+ the reason given.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, there is another view. To what extent does it harden the community
+ for the Government to take life? Don't people reason in this way: That man
+ ought to be killed; the Government, under the same circumstances, would
+ kill him, therefore I will kill him? Does not the Government feed the mob
+ spirit&mdash;the lynch spirit? Does not the mob follow the example set by
+ the Government? The Government certainly cannot say that it hangs a man
+ for the purpose of reforming him. Its feelings toward that man are only
+ feelings of revenge and hatred. These are the same feelings that animate
+ the lowest and basest mob.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me give you an example. In the city of Bloomington, in the State of
+ Illinois, a man confined in the jail, in his efforts to escape, shot and,
+ I believe, killed the jailer. He was pursued, recaptured, brought back and
+ hanged by a mob. The man who put the rope around his neck was then under
+ indictment for an assault to kill and was out on bail, and after the poor
+ wretch was hanged another man climbed the tree and, in a kind of derision,
+ put a piece of cigar between the lips of the dead man. The man who did
+ this had also been indicted for a penitentiary offence and was then out on
+ bail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I mention this simply to show the kind of people you find in mobs. Now, if
+ the Government had a greater and nobler thought; if the Government said:
+ "We will reform; we will not destroy; but if the man is beyond reformation
+ we will simply put him where he can do no more harm," then, in my
+ judgment, the effect would be far better. My own opinion is, that the
+ effect of an execution is bad upon the community&mdash;degrading and
+ debasing. The effect is to cheapen human life; and, although a man is
+ hanged because he has taken human life, the very fact that his life is
+ taken by the Government tends to do away with the idea that human life is
+ sacred.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me give you an illustration. A man in the city of Washington went to
+ Alexandria, Va., for the purpose of seeing a man hanged who had murdered
+ an old man and a woman for the purpose of getting their money. On his
+ return from that execution he came through what is called the Smithsonian
+ grounds. This was on the same day, late in the evening. There he met a
+ peddler, whom he proceeded to murder for his money. He was arrested in a
+ few hours, in a little while was tried and convicted, and in a little
+ while was hanged. And another man, present at this second execution, went
+ home on that same day, and, in passing by a butcher-shop near his house,
+ went in, took from the shop a cleaver, went into his house and chopped his
+ wife's head off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, I say, throws a little light upon the effect of public executions.
+ In the Cignarale case, of course the sentence should have been commuted. I
+ think, however, that she ought not to be imprisoned for life. From what I
+ read of the testimony I think she should have been pardoned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is hard, I suppose, for a man fully to understand and enter into the
+ feelings of a wife who has been trampled upon, abused, bruised, and
+ blackened by the man she loved&mdash;by the man who made to her the vows
+ of eternal affection. The woman, as a rule, is so weak, so helpless. Of
+ course, it does not all happen in a moment. It comes on as the night
+ comes. She notices that he does not act quite as affectionately as he
+ formerly did. Day after day, month after month, she feels that she is
+ entering a twilight. But she hopes that she is mistaken, and that the
+ light will come again. The gloom deepens, and at last she is in midnight&mdash;a
+ midnight without a star. And this man, whom she once worshiped, is now her
+ enemy&mdash; one who delights to trample upon every sentiment she has&mdash;who
+ delights in humiliating her, and who is guilty of a thousand nameless
+ tyrannies. Under these circumstances, it is hardly right to hold that
+ woman accountable for what she does. It has always seemed to me strange
+ that a woman so circumstanced&mdash;in such fear that she dare not even
+ tell her trouble&mdash;in such fear that she dare not even run away&mdash;dare
+ not tell a father or a mother, for fear that she will be killed&mdash;I
+ say, that in view of all this, it has always seemed strange to me that so
+ few husbands have been poisoned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The probability is that society raises its own criminals. It plows the
+ land, sows the seed, and harvests the crop. I believe that the shadow of
+ the gibbet will not always fall upon the earth. I believe the time will
+ come when we shall know too much to raise criminals&mdash;know too much to
+ crowd those that labor into the dens and dungeons that we call tenements,
+ while the idle live in palaces. The time will come when men will know that
+ real progress means the enfranchisement of the whole human race, and that
+ our interests are so united, so interwoven, that the few cannot be happy
+ while the many suffer; so that the many cannot be happy while the few
+ suffer; so that none can be happy while one suffers. In other words, it
+ will be found that the human race is interested in each individual. When
+ that time comes we will stop producing criminals; we will stop producing
+ failures; we will not leave the next generation to chance; we will not
+ regard the gutter as a proper nursery for posterity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ People imagine that if the thieves are sent to the penitentiary, that is
+ the last of the thieves; that if those who kill others are hanged, society
+ is on a safe and enduring basis. But the trouble is here: A man comes to
+ your front door and you drive him away. You have an idea that that man's
+ case is settled. You are mistaken. He goes to the back door. He is again
+ driven away. But the case is not settled. The next thing you know he
+ enters at night. He is a burglar. He is caught; he is convicted; he is
+ sent to the penitentiary, and you imagine that the case is settled. But it
+ is not. You must remember that you have to keep all the agencies alive for
+ the purpose of taking care of these people. You have to build and maintain
+ your penitentiaries, your courts of justice; you have to pay your judges,
+ your district attorneys, your juries, you witnesses, your detectives, your
+ police&mdash;all these people must be paid. So that, after all, it is a
+ very expensive way of settling this question. You could have done it far
+ more cheaply had you found this burglar when he was a child; had you taken
+ his father and mother from the tenement house, or had you compelled the
+ owners to keep the tenement clean; or if you had widened the streets, if
+ you had planted a few trees, if you had had plenty of baths, if you had
+ had a school in the neighborhood. If you had taken some interest in this
+ family&mdash;some interest in this child&mdash;instead of breaking into
+ houses, he might have been a builder of houses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is, and it cannot be said too often, no reforming influence in
+ punishment; no reforming power in revenge. Only the best of men should be
+ in charge of penitentiaries; only the noblest minds and the tenderest
+ hearts should have the care of criminals. Criminals should see from the
+ first moment that they enter a penitentiary that it is filled with the air
+ of kindness, full of the light of hope. The object should be to convince
+ every criminal that he has made a mistake; that he has taken the wrong
+ way; that the right way is the easy way, and that the path of crime never
+ did and never can lead to happiness; that that idea is a mistake, and that
+ the Government wishes to convince him that he has made a mistake; wishes
+ to open his intellectual eyes; wishes so to educate him, so to elevate
+ him, that he will look back upon what he has done, only with horror. This
+ is reformation. Punishment is not. When the convict is taken to Sing Sing
+ or to Auburn, and when a striped suit of clothes is put upon him&mdash;that
+ is to say, when he is made to feel the degradation of his position&mdash;no
+ step has been taken toward reformation. You have simply filled his heart
+ with hatred. Then, when he has been abused for several years, treated like
+ a wild beast, and finally turned out again in the community, he has no
+ thought, in a majority of cases, except to "get even" with those who have
+ persecuted him. He feels that it is a persecution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that men are naturally criminals and
+ naturally virtuous?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that man does all that he does naturally&mdash;that
+ is to say, a certain man does a certain act under certain circumstances,
+ and he does this naturally. For instance, a man sees a five dollar bill,
+ and he knows that he can take it without being seen. Five dollars is no
+ temptation to him. Under the circumstances it is not natural that he
+ should take it. The same man sees five million dollars, and feels that he
+ can get possession of it without detection. If he takes it, then under the
+ circumstances, that was natural to him. And yet I believe there are men
+ above all price, and that no amount of temptation or glory or fame could
+ mislead them. Still, whatever man does, is or was natural to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another view of the subject is this: I have read that out of fifty
+ criminals who had been executed it was found, I believe, in nearly all the
+ cases, that the shape of the skull was abnormal. Whether this is true or
+ not, I don't know; but that some men have a tendency toward what we call
+ crime, I believe. Where this has been ascertained, then, it seems to me,
+ such men should be placed where they cannot multiply their kind. Women who
+ have a criminal tendency should be placed where they cannot increase their
+ kind. For hardened criminals &mdash;that is to say, for the people who
+ make crime a business&mdash;it would probably be better to separate the
+ sexes; to send the men to one island, the women to another. Let them be
+ kept apart, to the end that people with criminal tendencies may fade from
+ the earth. This is not prompted by revenge. This would not be done for the
+ purpose of punishing these people, but for the protection of society
+ &mdash;for the peace and happiness of the future.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My own belief is that the system in vogue now in regard to the treatment
+ of criminals in many States produces more crime than it prevents. Take,
+ for instance, the Southern States. There is hardly a chapter in the
+ history of the world the reading of which could produce greater
+ indignation than the history of the convict system in many of the Southern
+ States. These convicts are hired out for the purpose of building railways,
+ or plowing fields, or digging coal, and in some instances the death-rate
+ has been over twelve per cent. a month. The evidence shows that no respect
+ was paid to the sexes&mdash;men and women were chained together
+ indiscriminately. The evidence also shows that for the slightest offences
+ they were shot down like beasts. They were pursued by hounds, and their
+ flesh was torn from their bones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So in some of the Northern prisons they have what they call the weighing
+ machine&mdash;an infamous thing, and he who uses it commits as great a
+ crime as the convict he punishes could have committed. All these things
+ are degrading, debasing, and demoralizing. There is no need of any such
+ punishment in any penitentiary. Let the punishment be of such kind that
+ the convict is responsible himself. For instance, if the convict refuses
+ to obey a reasonable rule he can be put into a cell. He can be fed when he
+ obeys the rule.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If he goes hungry it is his own fault. It depends upon himself to say when
+ he shall eat. Or he may be placed in such a position that if he does not
+ work&mdash;if he does not pump&mdash;the water will rise and drown him. If
+ the water does rise it is his fault. Nobody pours it upon him. He takes
+ his choice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These are suggested as desperate cases, but I can imagine no case where
+ what is called corporal punishment should be inflicted, and the reason I
+ am against it is this: I am opposed to any punishment that cannot be
+ inflicted by a gentleman. I am opposed to any punishment the infliction of
+ which tends to harden and debase the man who inflicts it. I am for no laws
+ that have to be carried out by human curs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Take, for instance, the whipping-post. Nothing can be more degrading. The
+ man who applies the lash is necessarily a cruel and vulgar man, and the
+ oftener he applies it the more and more debased he will become. The whole
+ thing can be stated in the one sentence: I am opposed to any punishment
+ that cannot be inflicted by a gentleman, and by "gentleman" I mean a
+ self-respecting, honest, generous man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the efficacy or the propriety of
+ punishing criminals by solitary confinement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Solitary confinement is a species of torture. I am opposed
+ to all torture. I think the criminal should not be punished. He should be
+ reformed, if he is capable of reformation. But, whatever is done, it
+ should not be done as a punishment. Society should be too noble, too
+ generous, to harbor a thought of revenge. Society should not punish, it
+ should protect itself only. It should endeavor to reform the individual.
+ Now, solitary confinement does not, I imagine, tend to the reformation of
+ the individual. Neither can the person in that position do good to any
+ human being. The prisoner will be altogether happier when his mind is
+ engaged, when his hands are busy, when he has something to do. This keeps
+ alive what we call cheerfulness. And let me say a word on this point.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I don't believe that the State ought to steal the labor of a convict. Here
+ is a man who has a family. He is sent to the penitentiary. He works from
+ morning till night. Now, in my judgment, he ought to be paid for the labor
+ over and above what it costs to keep him. That money should be sent to his
+ family. That money should be subject, at least, to his direction. If he is
+ a single man, when he comes out of the penitentiary he should be given his
+ earnings, and all his earnings, so that he would not have the feeling that
+ he had been robbed. A statement should be given to him to show what it had
+ cost to keep him and how much his labor had brought and the balance
+ remaining in his favor. With this little balance he could go out into the
+ world with something like independence. This little balance would be a
+ foundation for his honesty&mdash;a foundation for a resolution on his part
+ to be a man. But now each one goes out with the feeling that he has not
+ only been punished for the crime which he committed, but that he has been
+ robbed of the results of his labor while there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The idea is simply preposterous that the people sent to the penitentiary
+ should live in idleness. They should have the benefit of their labor, and
+ if you give them the benefit of their labor they will turn out as good
+ work as if they were out of the penitentiary. They will have the same
+ reason to do their best. Consequently, poor articles, poorly constructed
+ things, would not come into competition with good articles made by free
+ people outside of the walls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now many mechanics are complaining because work done in the penitentiaries
+ is brought into competition with their work. But the only reason that
+ convict work is cheaper is because the poor wretch who does it is robbed.
+ The only reason that the work is poor is because the man who does it has
+ no interest in its being good. If he had the profit of his own labor he
+ would do the best that was in him, and the consequence would be that the
+ wares manufactured in the prisons would be as good as those manufactured
+ elsewhere. For instance, we will say here are three or four men working
+ together. They are all free men. One commits a crime and he is sent to the
+ penitentiary. Is it possible that his companions would object to his being
+ paid for honest work in the penitentiary?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And let me say right here, all labor is honest. Whoever makes a useful
+ thing, the labor is honest, no matter whether the work is done in a
+ penitentiary or in a palace; in a hovel or the open field. Wherever work
+ is done for the good of others, it is honest work. If the laboring men
+ would stop and think, they would know that they support everybody. Labor
+ pays all the taxes. Labor supports all the penitentiaries. Labor pays the
+ warden. Labor pays everything, and if the convicts are allowed to live in
+ idleness labor must pay their board. Every cent of tax is borne by the
+ back of labor. No matter whether your tariff is put on champagne and
+ diamonds, it has to be paid by the men and women who work&mdash;those who
+ plow in the fields, who wash and iron, who stand by the forge, who run the
+ cars and work in the mines, and by those who battle with the waves of the
+ sea. Labor pays every bill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is one little thing to which I wish to call the attention of all who
+ happen to read this interview, and that is this: Undoubtedly you think of
+ all criminals with horror and when you hear about them you are, in all
+ probability, filled with virtuous indignation. But, first of all, I want
+ you to think of what you have in fact done. Secondly, I want you to think
+ of what you have wanted to do. Thirdly, I want you to reflect whether you
+ were prevented from doing what you wanted to do by fear or by lack of
+ opportunity. Then perhaps you will have more charity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the new legislation in the State
+ changing the death penalty to death by electricity?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If death by electricity is less painful than hanging, then
+ the law, so far as that goes, is good. There is not the slightest
+ propriety in inflicting upon the person executed one single unnecessary
+ pang, because that partakes of the nature of revenge&mdash;that is to say,
+ of hatred&mdash;and, as a consequence, the State shows the same spirit
+ that the criminal was animated by when he took the life of his neighbor.
+ If the death penalty is to be inflicted, let it be done in the most humane
+ way. For my part, I should like to see the criminal removed, if he must be
+ removed, with the same care and with the same mercy that you would perform
+ a surgical operation. Why inflict pain? Who wants it inflicted? What good
+ can it, by any possibility, do? To inflict unnecessary pain hardens him
+ who inflicts it, hardens each among those who witness it, and tends to
+ demoralize the community.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it not the fact that punishments have grown less and
+ less severe for many years past?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the old times punishment was the only means of
+ reformation. If anybody did wrong, punish him. If people still continued
+ to commit the same offence, increase the punishment; and that went on
+ until in what they call "civilized countries" they hanged people, provided
+ they stole the value of one shilling. But larceny kept right on. There was
+ no diminution. So, for treason, barbarous punishments were inflicted.
+ Those guilty of that offence were torn asunder by horses; their entrails
+ were cut out of them while they were yet living and thrown into their
+ faces; their bodies were quartered and their heads were set on pikes above
+ the gates of the city. Yet there was a hundred times more treason then
+ than now. Every time a man was executed and mutilated and tortured in this
+ way the seeds of other treason were sown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So in the church there was the same idea. No reformation but by
+ punishment. Of course in this world the punishment stopped when the poor
+ wretch was dead. It was found that that punishment did not reform, so the
+ church said: "After death it will go right on, getting worse and worse,
+ forever and forever." Finally it was found that this did not tend to the
+ reformation of mankind. Slowly the fires of hell have been dying out. The
+ climate has been changing from year to year. Men have lost confidence in
+ the power of the thumbscrew, the fagot, and the rack here, and they are
+ losing confidence in the flames of perdition hereafter. In other words, it
+ is simply a question of civilization.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When men become civilized in matters of thought, they will know that every
+ human being has the right to think for himself, and the right to express
+ his honest thought. Then the world of thought will be free. At that time
+ they will be intelligent enough to know that men have different thoughts,
+ that their ways are not alike, because they have lived under different
+ circumstances, and in that time they will also know that men act as they
+ are acted upon. And it is my belief that the time will come when men will
+ no more think of punishing a man because he has committed the crime of
+ larceny than they will think of punishing a man because he has the
+ consumption. In the first case they will endeavor to reform him, and in
+ the second case they will endeavor to cure him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The intelligent people of the world, many of them, are endeavoring to find
+ out the great facts in Nature that control the dispositions of men. So
+ other intelligent people are endeavoring to ascertain the facts and
+ conditions that govern what we call health, and what we call disease, and
+ the object of these people is finally to produce a race without disease of
+ flesh and without disease of mind. These people look forward to the time
+ when there need to be neither hospitals nor penitentiaries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York World</i>, August 5, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ WOMAN'S RIGHT TO DIVORCE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Col. Robert G. Ingersoll, the great Agnostic, has always
+ been an ardent defender of the sanctity of the home and of the marriage
+ relation. Apropos of the horrible account of a man's tearing out the eyes
+ of his wife at Far Rockaway last week, Colonel Ingersoll was asked what
+ recourse a woman had under such circumstances?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I read the account, and I don't remember of ever having
+ read anything more perfectly horrible and cruel. It is impossible for me
+ to imagine such a monster, or to account for such an inhuman human being.
+ How a man could deprive a human being of sight, except where some
+ religious question is involved, is beyond my comprehension. We know that
+ for many centuries frightful punishments were inflicted, and inflicted by
+ the pious, by the theologians, by the spiritual minded, and by those who
+ "loved their neighbors as themselves." We read the accounts of how the
+ lids of men's eyes were cut off and then the poor victims tied where the
+ sum would shine upon their lifeless orbs; of others who were buried alive;
+ of others staked out on the sands of the sea, to be drowned by the rising
+ tide; of others put in sacks filled with snakes. Yet these things appeared
+ far away, and we flattered ourselves that, to a great degree, the world
+ had outgrown these atrocities; and now, here, near the close of the
+ nineteenth century, we find a man&mdash;a husband&mdash;cruel enough to
+ put out the eyes of the woman he swore to love, protect and cherish. This
+ man has probably been taught that there is forgiveness for every crime,
+ and now imagines that when he repents there will be more joy in heaven
+ over him than over ninety and nine good and loving husbands who have
+ treated their wives in the best possible manner, and who, instead of
+ tearing out their eyes, have filled their lives with content and covered
+ their faces with kisses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You told me, last week, in a general way, what society
+ should do with the husband in such a case as that. I would like to ask you
+ to-day, what you think society ought to do with the wife in such a case,
+ or what ought the wife to be permitted to do for herself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When we take into consideration the crime of the man who
+ blinded his wife, it is impossible not to think of the right of divorce.
+ Many people insist that marriage is an indissoluble tie; that nothing can
+ break it, and that nothing can release either party from the bond. Now,
+ take this case at Far Rockaway. One year ago the husband tore out one of
+ his wife's eyes. Had she then good cause for divorce? Is it possible that
+ an infinitely wise and good God would insist on this poor, helpless woman
+ remaining with the wild beast, her husband? Can anyone imagine that such a
+ course would add to the joy of Paradise, or even tend to keep one harp in
+ tune? Can the good of society require the woman to remain? She did remain,
+ and the result is that the other eye has been torn from its socket by the
+ hands of the husband. Is she entitled to a divorce now? And if she is
+ granted one, is virtue in danger, and shall we lose the high ideal of home
+ life? Can anything be more infamous than to endeavor to make a woman,
+ under such circumstances, remain with such a man? It may be said that she
+ should leave him&mdash;that they should live separate and apart. That is
+ to say, that this woman should be deprived of a home; that she should not
+ be entitled to the love of man; that she should remain, for the rest of
+ her days, worse than a widow. That is to say, a wife, hiding, keeping out
+ of the way, secreting herself from the hyena to whom she was married.
+ Nothing, in my judgment, can exceed the heartlessness of a law or of a
+ creed that would compel this woman to remain the wife of this monster. And
+ it is not only cruel, but it is immoral, low, vulgar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ground has been taken that woman would lose her dignity if marriages
+ were dissoluble. Is it necessary to lose your freedom in order to retain
+ your character, in order to be womanly or manly? Must a woman in order to
+ retain her womanhood become a slave, a serf, with a wild beast for a
+ master, or with society for a master, or with a phantom for a master? Has
+ not the married woman the right of self-defence? Is it not the duty of
+ society to protect her from her husband? If she owes no duty to her
+ husband; if it is impossible for her to feel toward him any thrill of
+ affection, what is there of marriage left? What part of the contract
+ remains in force? She is not to live with him, because she abhors him. She
+ is not to remain in the same house with him, for fear he may kill her.
+ What, then, are their relations? Do they sustain any relation except that
+ of hunter and hunted&mdash;that is, of tyrant and victim? And is it
+ desirable that this relation should be rendered sacred by a church? Is it
+ desirable to have families raised under such circumstances? Are we really
+ in need of the children born of such parents? If the woman is not in
+ fault, does society insist that her life should be wrecked? Can the virtue
+ of others be preserved only by the destruction of her happiness, and by
+ what might be called her perpetual imprisonment? I hope the clergy who
+ believe in the sacredness of marriage&mdash;in the indissolubility of the
+ marriage tie&mdash;will give their opinions on this case. I believe that
+ marriage is the most important contract that human beings can make. I
+ always believe that a man will keep his contract; that a woman, in the
+ highest sense, will keep hers, But suppose the man does not. Is the woman
+ still bound?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is there no mutuality? What is a contract? It is where one party promises
+ to do something in consideration that the other party will do something.
+ That is to say, there is a consideration on both sides, moving from one to
+ the other. A contract without consideration is null and void; and a
+ contract duly entered into, where the consideration of one party is
+ withheld, is voidable, and can be voided by the party who has kept, or who
+ is willing to keep, the contract. A marriage without love is bad enough.
+ But what can we say of a marriage where the parties hate each other? Is
+ there any morality in this&mdash;any virtue? Will any decent person say
+ that a woman, true, good and loving, should be compelled to live with a
+ man she detests, compelled to be the mother of his children? Is there a
+ woman in the world who would not shrink from this herself? And is there a
+ woman so heartless and so immoral that she would force another to bear
+ what she would shudderingly avoid? Let us bring these questions home. In
+ other words, let us have some sense, some feeling, some heart&mdash;and
+ just a little brain. Marriages are made by men and women. They are not
+ made by the State, and they are not made by the gods. By this time people
+ should learn that human happiness is the foundation of virtue&mdash;the
+ foundation of morality. Nothing is moral that does not tend to the
+ well-being of sentient beings. Nothing is virtuous the result of which is
+ not a human good. The world has always been living for phantoms, for
+ ghosts, for monsters begotten by ignorance and fear. The world should
+ learn to live for itself. Man should, by this time, be convinced that all
+ the reasons for doing right, and all the reasons for doing wrong, are
+ right here in this world&mdash;all within the horizon of this life. And
+ besides, we should have imagination to put ourselves in the place of
+ another. Let a man suppose himself a helpless wife, beaten by a brute who
+ believes in the indissolubility of marriage. Would he want a divorce?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I suppose that very few people have any adequate idea of the sufferings of
+ women and children; of the number of wives who tremble when they hear the
+ footsteps of a returning husband; of the number of children who hide when
+ they hear the voice of a father. Very few people know the number of blows
+ that fall on the flesh of the helpless every day. Few know the nights of
+ terror passed by mothers holding young children at their breasts. Compared
+ with this, the hardships of poverty, borne by those who love each other,
+ are nothing. Men and women, truly married, bear the sufferings of poverty.
+ They console each other; their affection gives to the heart of each
+ perpetual sunshine. But think of the others! I have said a thousand times
+ that the home is the unit of good government. When we have kind fathers
+ and loving mothers, then we shall have civilized nations, and not until
+ then. Civilization commences at the hearthstone. When intelligence rocks
+ the cradle&mdash;when the house is filled with philosophy and kindness&mdash;you
+ will see a world a peace. Justice will sit in the courts, wisdom in the
+ legislative halls, and over all, like the dome of heaven, will be the
+ spirit of Liberty!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your idea with regard to divorce?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My idea is this: As I said before, marriage is the most
+ sacred contract&mdash;the most important contract&mdash;that human beings
+ can make. As a rule, the woman dowers the husband with her youth&mdash;with
+ all she has. From this contract the husband should never be released
+ unless the wife has broken a condition; that is to say, has failed to
+ fulfill the contract of marriage. On the other hand, the woman should be
+ allowed a divorce for the asking. This should be granted in public,
+ precisely as the marriage should be in public. Every marriage should be
+ known. There should be witnesses, to the end that the character of the
+ contract entered into should be understood; and as all marriage records
+ should be kept, so the divorce should be open, public and known. The
+ property should be divided by a court of equity, under certain regulations
+ of law. If there are children, they should be provided for through the
+ property and the parents. People should understand that men and women are
+ not virtuous by law. They should comprehend the fact that law does not
+ create virtue&mdash;that law is not the foundation, the fountain, of love.
+ They should understand that love is in the human heart, and that real love
+ is virtuous. People who love each other will be true to each other. The
+ death of love is the commencement of vice. Besides this, there is a public
+ opinion that has great weight. When that public opinion is right, it does
+ a vast amount of good, and when wrong, a great amount of harm. People
+ marry, or should marry, because it increases the happiness of each and
+ all. But where the marriage turns out to have been a mistake, and where
+ the result is misery, and not happiness, the quicker they are divorced the
+ better, not only for themselves, but for the community at large. These
+ arguments are generally answered by some donkey braying about free love,
+ and by "free love" he means a condition of society in which there is no
+ love. The persons who make this cry are, in all probability, incapable of
+ the sentiment, of the feeling, known as love. They judge others by
+ themselves, and they imagine that without law there would be no restraint.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What do they say of natural modesty? Do they forget that people have a
+ choice? Do they not understand something of the human heart, and that true
+ love has always been as pure as the morning star? Do they believe that by
+ forcing people to remain together who despise each other they are adding
+ to the purity of the marriage relation? Do they not know that all marriage
+ is an outward act, testifying to that which has happened in the heart?
+ Still, I always believe that words are wasted on such people. It is
+ useless to talk to anybody about music who is unable to distinguish one
+ tune from another. It is useless to argue with a man who regards his wife
+ as his property, and it is hardly worth while to suggest anything to a
+ gentleman who imagines that society is so constructed that it really
+ requires, for the protection of itself, that the lives of good and noble
+ women should be wrecked, I am a believer in the virtue of women, in the
+ honesty of man. The average woman is virtuous; the average man is honest,
+ and the history of the world shows it. If it were not so, society would be
+ impossible. I don't mean by this that most men are perfect, but what I
+ mean is this: That there is far more good than evil in the average human
+ being, and that the natural tendency of most people is toward the good and
+ toward the right. And I most passionately deny that the good of society
+ demands that any good person should suffer. I do not regard government as
+ a Juggernaut, the wheels of which must, of necessity, roll over and crush
+ the virtuous, the self-denying and the good. My doctrine is the exact
+ opposite of what is known as free love. I believe in the marriage of true
+ minds and of true hearts. But I believe that thousands of people are
+ married who do not love each other. That is the misfortune of our century.
+ Other things are taken into consideration&mdash;position, wealth, title
+ and the thousand things that have nothing to do with real affection. Where
+ men and women truly love each other, that love, in my judgment, lasts as
+ long as life. The greatest line that I know of in the poetry of the world
+ is in the 116th sonnet of Shakespeare: "Love is not love which alters when
+ it alteration finds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why do you make such a distinction between the rights of
+ man and the rights of women?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The woman has, as her capital, her youth, her beauty. We
+ will say that she is married at twenty or twenty-five. In a few years she
+ has lost her beauty. During these years the man, so far as capacity to
+ make money is concerned&mdash;to do something&mdash;has grown better and
+ better. That is to say, his chances have improved; hers have diminished.
+ She has dowered him with the Spring of her life, and as her life advances
+ her chances decrease. Consequently, I would give her the advantage, and I
+ would not compel her to remain with him against her will. It seems to me
+ far worse to be a wife upon compulsion than to be a husband upon
+ compulsion. Besides this, I have a feeling of infinite tenderness toward
+ mothers. The woman that bears children certainly should not be compelled
+ to live with a man whom she despises. The suffering is enough when the
+ father of the child is to her the one man of all the world. Many people
+ who have a mechanical apparatus in their breasts that assists in the
+ circulation of what they call blood, regard these views as sentimental.
+ But when you take sentiment out of the world nothing is left worth living
+ for, and when you get sentiment out of the heart it is nothing more or
+ less than a pump, an old piece of rubber that has acquired the habit of
+ contracting and dilating. But I have this consolation: The people that do
+ not agree with me are those that do not understand me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York World</i>, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ SECULARISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, what is your opinion of Secularism? Do you
+ regard it as a religion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I understand that the word Secularism embraces everything
+ that is of any real interest or value to the human race. I take it for
+ granted that everybody will admit that well-being is the only good; that
+ is to say, that it is impossible to conceive of anything of real value
+ that does not tend either to preserve or to increase the happiness of some
+ sentient being. Secularism, therefore, covers the entire territory. It
+ fills the circumference of human knowledge and of human effort. It is, you
+ may say, the religion of this world; but if there is another world, it is
+ necessarily the religion of that, as well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Man finds himself in this world naked and hungry. He needs food, raiment,
+ shelter. He finds himself filled with almost innumerable wants. To gratify
+ these wants is the principal business of life. To gratify them without
+ interfering with other people is the course pursued by all honest men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secularism teaches us to be good here and now. I know nothing better than
+ goodness. Secularism teaches us to be just here and now. It is impossible
+ to be juster than just.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Man can be as just in this world as in any other, and justice must be the
+ same in all worlds. Secularism teaches a man to be generous, and
+ generosity is certainly as good here as it can be anywhere else.
+ Secularism teaches a man to be charitable, and certainly charity is as
+ beautiful in this world and in this short life as it could be were man
+ immortal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But orthodox people insist that there is something higher than Secularism;
+ but, as a matter of fact, the mind of man can conceive of nothing better,
+ nothing higher, nothing more spiritual, than goodness, justice,
+ generosity, charity. Neither has the mind of men been capable of finding a
+ nobler incentive to action than human love. Secularism has to do with
+ every possible relation. It says to the young man and to the young woman:
+ "Don't marry unless you can take care of yourselves and your children." It
+ says to the parents: "Live for your children; put forth every effort to
+ the end that your children may know more than you&mdash;that they may be
+ better and grander than you." It says: "You have no right to bring
+ children into the world that you are not able to educate and feed and
+ clothe." It says to those who have diseases that can be transmitted to
+ children: "Do not marry; do not become parents; do not perpetuate
+ suffering, deformity, agony, imbecility, insanity, poverty, wretchedness."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secularism tells all children to do the best they can for their parents&mdash;to
+ discharge every duty and every obligation. It defines the relation that
+ should exist between husband and wife; between parent and child; between
+ the citizen and the Nation. And not only that, but between nations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secularism is a religion that is to be used everywhere, and at all times&mdash;that
+ is to be taught everywhere and practiced at all times. It is not a
+ religion that is so dangerous that it must be kept out of the schools; it
+ is not a religion that is so dangerous that it must be kept out of
+ politics. It belongs in the schools; it belongs at the polls. It is the
+ business of Secularism to teach every child; to teach every voter. It is
+ its business to discuss all political problems, and to decide all
+ questions that affect the rights or the happiness of a human being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Orthodox religion is a firebrand; it must be kept out of the schools; it
+ must be kept out of politics. All the churches unite in saying that
+ orthodox religion is not for every day use. The Catholics object to any
+ Protestant religion being taught to children. Protestants object to any
+ Catholic religion being taught to children. But the Secularist wants his
+ religion taught to all; and his religion can produce no feeling, for the
+ reason that it consists of facts&mdash;of truths. And all of it is
+ important; important for the child, important for the parent, important
+ for the politician &mdash;for the President&mdash;for all in power;
+ important to every legislator, to every professional man, to every laborer
+ and every farmer&mdash;that is to say, to every human being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The great benefit of Secularism is that is appeals to the reason of every
+ man. It asks every man to think for himself. It does not threaten
+ punishment if a man thinks, but it offers a reward, for fear that he will
+ not think. It does not say, "You will be damned in another world if you
+ think." But it says, "You will be damned in this world if you do not
+ think."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secularism preserves the manhood and the womanhood of all. It says to each
+ human being: "Stand upon your own feet. Count one! Examine for yourself.
+ Investigate, observe, think. Express your opinion. Stand by your judgment,
+ unless you are convinced you are wrong, and when you are convinced, you
+ can maintain and preserve your manhood or womanhood only by admitting that
+ you were wrong."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is impossible that the whole world should agree on one creed. It may be
+ impossible that any two human beings can agree exactly in religious
+ belief. Secularism teaches that each one must take care of himself, that
+ the first duty of man is to himself, to the end that he may be not only
+ useful to himself, but to others. He who fails to take care of himself
+ becomes a burden; the first duty of man is not to be a burden.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every Secularist can give a reason for his creed. First of all, he
+ believes in work&mdash;taking care of himself. He believes in the
+ cultivation of the intellect, to the end that he may take advantage of the
+ forces of nature&mdash;to the end that he may be clothed and fed and
+ sheltered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He also believes in giving to every other human being every right that he
+ claims for himself. He does not depend on prayer. He has no confidence in
+ ghosts or phantoms. He knows nothing of another world, and knows just as
+ little of a First Cause. But what little he does know, he endeavors to
+ use, and to use for the benefit of himself and others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He knows that he sustains certain relations to other sentient beings, and
+ he endeavors to add to the aggregate of human joy. He is his own church,
+ his own priest, his own clergyman and his own pope. He decides for
+ himself; in other words, he is a free man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He also has a Bible, and this Bible embraces all the good and true things
+ that have been written, no matter by whom, or in what language, or in what
+ time. He accepts everything that he believes to be true, and rejects all
+ that he thinks is false. He knows that nothing is added to the probability
+ of an event, because there has been an account of it written and printed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All that has been said that is true is part of his Bible. Every splendid
+ and noble thought, every good word, every kind action&mdash; all these you
+ will find in his Bible. And, in addition to these, all that is absolutely
+ known&mdash;that has been demonstrated&mdash;belongs to the Secularist.
+ All the inventions, machines&mdash;everything that has been of assistance
+ to the human race&mdash;belongs to his religion. The Secularist is in
+ possession of everything that man has. He is deprived only of that which
+ man never had. The orthodox world believes in ghosts and phantoms, in
+ dreams and prayers, in miracles and monstrosities; that is to say, in
+ modern theology. But these things do not exist, or if they do exist, it is
+ impossible for a human being to ascertain the fact. Secularism has no
+ "castles in Spain." It has no glorified fog. It depends upon realities,
+ upon demonstrations; and its end and aim is to make this world better
+ every day&mdash;to do away with poverty and crime, and to cover the world
+ with happy and contended homes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me say, right here, that a few years ago the Secular Hall at
+ Leicester, England, was opened by a speech from George Jacob Holyoake,
+ entitled, "Secularism as a Religion." I have never read anything better on
+ the subject of Secularism than this address. It is so clear and so manly
+ that I do not see how any human being can read it without becoming
+ convinced, and almost enraptured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me quote a few lies from this address:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The mind of man would die if it were not for Thought, and were Thought
+ suppressed, God would rule over a world of idiots.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nature feeds Thought, day and night, with a million hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "To think is a duty, because it is a man's duty not to be a fool.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If man does not think himself, he is an intellectual pauper, living upon
+ the truth acquired by others, and making no contribution himself in
+ return. He has no ideas but such as he obtains by 'out- door relief,' and
+ he goes about the world with a charity mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The more thinkers there are in the world, the more truth there is in the
+ world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Progress can only walk in the footsteps of Conviction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Coercion in thought is not progress, it reduces to ignominious pulp the
+ backbone of the mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By Religion I mean the simple creed of deed and duty, by which a man
+ seeks his own welfare in his own way, with an honest and fair regard to
+ the welfare and ways of others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In these thinking and practical days, men demand a religion of daily
+ life, which stands on a business footing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think nothing could be much better than the following, which shows the
+ exact relation that orthodox religion sustains to the actual wants of
+ human beings:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The Churches administer a system of Foreign Affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Secularism dwells in a land of its own. It dwells in a land of Certitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In the Kingdom of Thought there is no conquest over man, but over
+ foolishness only."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will not quote more, but hope all who read this will read the address of
+ Mr. Holyoake, who has, in my judgment, defined Secularism with the
+ greatest possible clearness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, are the best possible means to
+ spread this gospel or religion of Secularism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. This can only be done by the cultivation of the mind&mdash;
+ only through intelligence&mdash;because we are fighting only the monsters
+ of the mind. The phantoms whom we are endeavoring to destroy do not exist;
+ they are all imaginary. They live in that undeveloped or unexplored part
+ of the mind that belongs to barbarism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have sometimes thought that a certain portion of the mind is cultivated
+ so that it rises above the surrounding faculties and is like some peak
+ that has lifted itself above the clouds, while all the valleys below are
+ dark or dim with mist and cloud. It is in this valley-region, amid these
+ mists, beneath these clouds, that these monsters and phantoms are born.
+ And there they will remain until the mind sheds light&mdash;until the
+ brain is developed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One exceedingly important thing is to teach man that his mind has
+ limitations; that there are walls that he cannot scale&mdash;that he
+ cannot pierce, that he cannot dig under. When a man finds the limitations
+ of his own mind, he knows that other people's minds have limitations. He,
+ instead of believing what the priest says, he asks the priest questions.
+ In a few moments he finds that the priest has been drawing on his
+ imagination for what is beyond the wall. Consequently he finds that the
+ priest knows no more than he, and it is impossible that he should know
+ more than he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An ignorant man has not the slightest suspicion of what a superior man may
+ do. Consequently, he is liable to become the victim of the intelligent and
+ cunning. A man wholly unacquainted with chemistry, after having been shown
+ a few wonders, is ready to believe anything. But a chemist who knows
+ something of the limitations of that science&mdash;who knows what chemists
+ have done and who knows the nature of things&mdash;cannot be imposed upon.
+ When no one can be imposed upon, orthodox religion cannot exist. It is an
+ imposture, and there must be impostors and there must be victims, or the
+ religion cannot be a success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secularism cannot be a success, universally, as long as there is an
+ impostor or a victim. This is the difference: The foundation of orthodox
+ religion is imposture. The foundation of Secularism is demonstration. Just
+ to the extent that a man knows, he becomes a Secularist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the action of the Knights of Labor
+ in Indiana in turning out one of their members because he was an Atheist,
+ and because he objected to the reading of the Bible at lodge meetings?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In my judgment, the Knights of Labor have made a great
+ mistake. They want liberty for themselves&mdash;they feel that, to a
+ certain extent, they have been enslaved and robbed. If they want liberty,
+ they should be willing to give liberty to others. Certainly one of their
+ members has the same right to his opinion with regard to the existence of
+ a God, that the other members have to theirs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not blame this man for doubting the existence of a Supreme Being,
+ provided he understands the history of liberty. When a man takes into
+ consideration the fact that for many thousands of years labor was unpaid,
+ nearly all of it being done by slaves, and that millions and hundreds of
+ millions of human beings were bought and sold the same as cattle, and that
+ during all that time the religions of the world upheld the practice, and
+ the priests of the countless unknown gods insisted that the institution of
+ slavery was divine&mdash; I do not wonder that he comes to the conclusion
+ that, perhaps, after all, there is no Supreme Being&mdash;at least none
+ who pays any particular attention to the affairs of this world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If one will read the history of the slave-trade, of the cruelties
+ practiced, of the lives sacrificed, of the tortures inflicted, he will at
+ least wonder why "a God of infinite goodness and wisdom" did not interfere
+ just a little; or, at least, why he did not deny that he was in favor of
+ the trade. Here, in our own country, millions of men were enslaved, and
+ hundreds and thousands of ministers stood up in their pulpits, with their
+ Bibles in front of them, and proceeded to show that slavery was about the
+ only institution that they were absolutely certain was divine. And they
+ proved it by reading passages from this very Bible that the Knights of
+ Labor in Indiana are anxious to have read in their meetings. For their
+ benefit, let me call their attention to a few passages, and suggest that,
+ hereafter, they read those passages at every meeting, for the purpose of
+ convincing all the Knights that the Lord is on the side of those who work
+ for a living:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Both thy bondsmen and thy bondsmaids which thou shalt have, shall be of
+ the heathen round about you; of them shall ye buy bondsmen and bondmaids.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Moreover, of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of
+ them shall ye buy, and of their families which are with you, which they
+ begat in your land; and they shall be your possession.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And ye shall take them as an inheritance, for your children after you to
+ inherit them for a possession. They shall be your bondsmen forever."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing seems more natural to me than that a man who believes that labor
+ should be free, and that he who works should be free, should come to the
+ conclusion that the passages above quoted are not entirely on his side. I
+ don't see why people should be in favor of free bodies who are not also in
+ favor of free minds. If the mind is to remain in imprisonment, it is
+ hardly worth while to free the body. If the man has the right to labor, he
+ certainly has the right to use his mind, because without mind he can do no
+ labor. As a rule, the more mind he has, the more valuable his labor is,
+ and the freer his mind is the more valuable he is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the Knights of Labor expect to accomplish anything in this world, they
+ must do it by thinking. They must have reason on their side, and the only
+ way they can do anything by thinking is to allow each other to think. Let
+ all the men who do not believe in the inspiration of the Bible, leave the
+ Knights of Labor and I do not know how many would be left. But I am
+ perfectly certain that those left will accomplish very little, simply from
+ their lack of sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Intelligent clergymen have abandoned the idea of plenary inspiration. The
+ best ministers in the country admit that the Bible is full of mistakes,
+ and while many of them are forced to say that slavery is upheld by the Old
+ Testament they also insist that slavery was and is, and forever will be
+ wrong. What had the Knights of Labor to do with a question of religion?
+ What business is it of theirs who believes or disbelieves in the religion
+ of the day? Nobody can defend the rights of labor without defending the
+ right to think.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hope that in time these Knights will become intelligent enough to read
+ in their meetings something of importance; something that applies to this
+ century; something that will throw a little light on questions under
+ discussion at the present time. The idea of men engaged in a kind of
+ revolution reading from Leviticus, Deuteronomy and Haggai, for the purpose
+ of determining the rights of workingmen in the nineteenth century! No
+ wonder such men have been swallowed by the whale of monopoly. And no
+ wonder that, while that are in the belly of this fish, they insist on
+ casting out a man with sense enough to understand the situation! The
+ Knights of Labor have made a mistake and the sooner they reverse their
+ action the better for all concerned. Nothing should be taught in this
+ world that somebody does not know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Secular Thought</i>, Toronto, Canada, August 25, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ SUMMER RECREATION&mdash;MR. GLADSTONE.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is the best philosophy of summer recreation?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. As a matter of fact, no one should be overworked.
+ Recreation becomes necessary only when a man has abused himself or has
+ been abused. Holidays grew out of slavery. An intelligent man ought not to
+ work so hard to-day that he is compelled to rest to-morrow. Each day
+ should have its labor and its rest. But in our civilization, if it can be
+ called civilization, every man is expected to devote himself entirely to
+ business for the most of the year and by that means to get into such a
+ state of body and mind that he requires, for the purpose of recreation,
+ the inconveniences, the poor diet, the horrible beds, the little towels,
+ the warm water, the stale eggs and the tough beef of the average "resort."
+ For the purpose of getting his mental and physical machinery in fine
+ working order, he should live in a room for two or three months that is
+ about eleven by thirteen; that is to say, he should live in a trunk, fight
+ mosquitoes, quarrel with strangers, dispute bills, and generally enjoy
+ himself; and this is supposed to be the philosophy of summer recreation.
+ He can do this, or he can go to some extremely fashionable resort where
+ his time is taken up in making himself and family presentable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seriously, there are few better summer resorts than New York City. If
+ there were no city here it would be the greatest resort for the summer on
+ the continent; with its rivers, its bay, with its wonderful scenery, with
+ the winds from the sea, no better could be found. But we cannot in this
+ age of the world live in accordance with philosophy. No particular theory
+ can be carried out. We must live as we must; we must earn our bread and we
+ must earn it as others do, and, as a rule, we must work when others work.
+ Consequently, if we are to take any recreation we must follow the example
+ of others; go when they go and come when they come. In other words, man is
+ a social being, and if one endeavors to carry individuality to an extreme
+ he must suffer the consequences. So I have made up my mind to work as
+ little as I can and to rest as much as I can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Mr. Gladstone as a
+ controversialist?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Undoubtedly Mr. Gladstone is a man of great talent, of vast
+ and varied information, and undoubtedly he is, politically speaking, at
+ least, one of the greatest men in England&mdash;possibly the greatest. As
+ a controversialist, and I suppose by that you mean on religious questions,
+ he is certainly as good as his cause. Few men can better defend the
+ indefensible than Mr. Gladstone. Few men can bring forward more
+ probabilities in favor of the impossible, then Mr. Gladstone. He is, in my
+ judgment, controlled in the realm of religion by sentiment; he was taught
+ long ago certain things as absolute truths and he has never questioned
+ them. He has had all he can do to defend them. It is of but little use to
+ attack sentiment with argument, or to attack argument with sentiment. A
+ question of sentiment can hardly be discussed; it is like a question of
+ taste. A man is enraptured with a landscape by Corot; you cannot argue him
+ out of his rapture; the sharper the criticism the greater his admiration,
+ because he feels that it is incumbent upon him to defend the painter who
+ has given him so much real pleasure. Some people imagine that what they
+ think ought to exist must exist, and that what they really desire to be
+ true is true. We must remember that Mr. Gladstone has been what is called
+ a deeply religions man all his life. There was a time when he really
+ believed it to be the duty of the government to see to it that the
+ citizens were religious; when he really believed that no man should hold
+ any office or any position under the government who was not a believer in
+ the established religion; who was not a defender of the parliamentary
+ faith. I do not know whether he has ever changed his opinions upon these
+ subjects or not. There is not the slightest doubt as to his honesty, as to
+ his candor. He says what he believes, and for his belief he gives the
+ reasons that are satisfactory to him. To me it seems impossible that
+ miracles can be defended. I do not see how it is possible to bring forward
+ any evidence that any miracle was ever performed; and unless miracles have
+ been performed, Christianity has no basis as a system. Mr. Hume took the
+ ground that it was impossible to substantiate a miracle, for the reason
+ that it is more probable that the witnesses are mistaken, or are
+ dishonest, than that a fact in nature should be violated. For instance: A
+ man says that a certain time, in a certain locality, the attraction of
+ gravitation was suspended; that there were several moments during which a
+ cannon ball weighed nothing, during which when dropped from the hand, or
+ rather when released from the hand, it refused to fall and remained in the
+ air. It is safe to say that no amount of evidence, no number of witnesses,
+ could convince an intelligent man to-day that such a thing occurred. We
+ believe too thoroughly in the constancy of nature. While men will not
+ believe witnesses who testify to the happening of miracles now, they seem
+ to have perfect confidence in men whom they never saw, who have been dead
+ for two thousand years. Of course it is known that Mr. Gladstone has
+ published a few remarks concerning my religious views and that I have
+ answered him the best I could. I have no opinion to give as to that
+ controversy; neither would it be proper for me to say what I think of the
+ arguments advanced by Mr. Gladstone in addition to what I have already
+ published. I am willing to leave the controversy where it is, or I am
+ ready to answer any further objections that Mr. Gladstone may be pleased
+ to urge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my judgment, the "Age of Faith" is passing away. We are living in a
+ time of demonstration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [NOTE: From an unfinished interview found among Colonel Ingersoll's
+ papers.]
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ PROHIBITION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It has been decided in many courts in various States that the traffic in
+ liquor can be regulated&mdash;that it is a police question. It has been
+ decided by the courts in Iowa that its manufacture and sale can be
+ prohibited, and, not only so, but that a distillery or a brewery may be
+ declared a nuisance and may legally be abated, and these decisions have
+ been upheld by the Supreme Court of the United States. Consequently, it
+ has been settled by the highest tribunal that States have the power either
+ to regulate or to prohibit the sale of intoxicating liquors, and not only
+ so, but that States have the power to destroy breweries and distilleries
+ without making any compensation to owners.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it has always been considered within the power of the State to license
+ the selling of intoxicating liquors. In other words, this question is one
+ that the States can decide for themselves. It is not, and it should not
+ be, in my judgment, a Federal question. It is something with which the
+ United States has nothing to do. It belongs to the States; and where a
+ majority of the people are in favor of prohibition and pass laws to that
+ effect, there is nothing in the Constitution of the United States that
+ interferes with such action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The remaining question, then, is not a question of power, but a question
+ of policy, and at the threshold of this question is another: Can
+ prohibitory laws be enforced? There are to-day in Kansas,&mdash;a
+ prohibition State&mdash;more saloons, that is to say, more places in which
+ liquor is sold, than there are in Georgia, a State without prohibition
+ legislation. There are more in Nebraska, according to the population, more
+ in Iowa, according to the population, than in many of the States in which
+ there is the old license system. You will find that the United States has
+ granted more licenses to wholesale and retail dealers in these prohibition
+ States,&mdash;according to the population,&mdash;than in many others in
+ which prohibition has not been adopted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These facts tend to show that it is not enough for the Legislature to say:
+ "Be it enacted." Behind every law there must be an intelligent and
+ powerful public opinion. A law, to be enforced, must be the expression of
+ such powerful and intelligent opinion; otherwise it becomes a dead letter;
+ it is avoided; judges continue the cases, juries refuse to convict, and
+ witnesses are not particular about telling the truth. Such laws demoralize
+ the community, or, to put it in another way, demoralized communities pass
+ such laws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the prohibitory movement on general
+ principles?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The trouble is that when a few zealous men, intending to
+ reform the world, endeavor to enforce unpopular laws, they are compelled
+ to resort to detectives, to a system of espionage. For the purpose of
+ preventing the sale of liquors somebody has to watch. Eyes and ears must
+ become acquainted with keyholes. Every neighbor suspects every other. A
+ man with a bottle or demijohn is followed. Those who drink get behind
+ doors, in cellars and garrets. Hypocrisy becomes substantially universal.
+ Hundreds of people become suddenly afflicted with a variety of diseases,
+ for the cure of which alcohol in some form is supposed to be
+ indispensable. Malaria becomes general, and it is perfectly astonishing
+ how long a few pieces of Peruvian bark will last, and how often the liquor
+ can be renewed without absorbing the medicinal qualities of the bark. The
+ State becomes a paradise for patent medicine&mdash;the medicine being poor
+ whiskey with a scientific name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Physicians become popular in proportion as liquor of some kind figures in
+ their prescriptions. Then in the towns clubs are formed, the principal
+ object being to establish a saloon, and in many instances the drug store
+ becomes a favorite resort, especially on Sundays.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is, however, another side to this question. It is this: Nothing in
+ the world is more important than personal liberty. Many people are in
+ favor of blotting out the sun to prevent the growth of weeds. This is the
+ mistake of all prohibitory fanaticism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is true temperance, Colonel Ingersoll?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Men have used stimulants for many thousand years, and as
+ much is used to-day in various forms as in any other period of the world's
+ history. They are used with more prudence now than ever before, for the
+ reason that the average man is more intelligent now than ever before.
+ Intelligence has much to do with temperance. The barbarian rushes to the
+ extreme, for the reason that but little, comparatively, depends upon his
+ personal conduct or personal habits. Now the struggle for life is so
+ sharp, competition is so severe, that few men can succeed who carry a
+ useless burden. The business men of our country are compelled to lead
+ temperate lives, otherwise their credit is gone. Men of wealth, men of
+ intelligence, do not wish to employ intemperate physicians. They are not
+ willing to trust their health or their lives with a physician who is under
+ the influence of liquor. The same is true of business men in regard to
+ their legal interests. They insist upon having sober attorneys; they want
+ the counsel of a sober man. So in every department. On the railways it is
+ absolutely essential that the engineer, that the conductor, the train
+ dispatcher and every other employee, in whose hands are the lives of men,
+ should be temperate. The consequence is that under the law of the survival
+ of the fittest, the intemperate are slowly but surely going to the wall;
+ they are slowly but surely being driven out of employments of trust and
+ importance. As we rise in the scale of civilization we continually demand
+ better and better service. We are continually insisting upon better
+ habits, upon a higher standard of integrity, of fidelity. These are the
+ causes, in my judgment, that are working together in the direction of true
+ temperance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe the people can be made to do without a
+ stimulant?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The history of the world shows that all men who have
+ advanced one step beyond utter barbarism have used some kind of stimulant.
+ Man has sought for it in every direction. Every savage loves it.
+ Everything has been tried. Opium has been used by many hundreds of
+ millions. Hasheesh has filled countless brains with chaotic dreams, and
+ everywhere that civilization has gone the blood of the grape has been
+ used. Nothing is easier now to obtain than liquor. In one bushel of corn
+ there are at least five gallons&mdash; four can easily be extracted. All
+ starch, all sugars, can be changed almost instantly into alcohol. Every
+ grain that grows has in it the intoxicating principle, and, as a matter of
+ fact, nearly all of the corn, wheat, sugar and starch that man eats is
+ changed into alcohol in his stomach. Whether man can be compelled to do
+ without a stimulant is a question that I am unable to answer. Of one thing
+ I am certain: He has never yet been compelled to do without one. The
+ tendency, I think, of modern times is toward a milder stimulant than
+ distilled liquors. Whisky and brandies are too strong; wine and beer
+ occupy the middle ground. Wine is a fireside, whisky a conflagration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It seems to me that it would be far better if the Prohibitionists would
+ turn their attention toward distilled spirits. If they were willing to
+ compromise, the probability is that they would have public opinion on
+ their side. If they would say: "You may have all the beer and all the wine
+ and cider you wish, and you can drink them when and where you desire, but
+ the sale of distilled spirits shall be prohibited," it is possible that
+ this could be carried out in good faith in many if not in most of the
+ States&mdash;possibly in all. We all know the effect of wine, even when
+ taken in excess, is nothing near as disastrous as the effect of distilled
+ spirits. Why not take the middle ground? The wine drinkers of the old
+ country are not drunkards. They have been drinking wine for generations.
+ It is drunk by men, women and children. It adds to the sociability of the
+ family. It does not separate the husband from the rest, it keeps them all
+ together, and in that view is rather a benefit than an injury. Good wine
+ can be raised as cheaply here as in any part of the world. In nearly every
+ part of our country the grape grows and good wine can be made. If our
+ people had a taste for wine they would lose the taste for stronger drink,
+ and they would be disgusted with the surroundings of the stronger drink.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same may be said in favor of beer. As long as the Prohibitionists make
+ no distinction between wine and whisky, between beer and brandy, just so
+ long they will be regarded by most people as fanatics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Prohibitionists cannot expect to make this question a Federal one. The
+ United States has no jurisdiction of this subject. Congress can pass no
+ laws affecting this question that could have any force except in such
+ parts of our country as are not within the jurisdiction of States. It is a
+ question for the States and not for the Federal Government. The
+ Prohibitionists are simply throwing away their votes. Let us suppose that
+ we had a Prohibition Congress and a Prohibition President&mdash;what steps
+ could be taken to do away with drinking in the city of New York? What
+ steps could be taken in any State of this Union? What could by any
+ possibility be done?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A few years ago the Prohibitionists demanded above all things that the tax
+ be taken from distilled spirits, claiming at that time that such a tax
+ made the Government a partner in vice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now when the Republican party proposes under certain circumstances to
+ remove that tax, the Prohibitionists denounce the movement as one in favor
+ of intemperance. We have also been told that the tax on whisky should be
+ kept for the reason that it increases the price, and that an increased
+ price tends to make a temperate people; that if the tax is taken off, the
+ price will fall and the whole country start on the downward road to
+ destruction. Is it possible that human nature stands on such slippery
+ ground? It is possible that our civilization to-day rests upon the price
+ of alcohol, and that, should the price be reduced, we would all go down
+ together? For one, I cannot entertain such a humiliating and disgraceful
+ view of human nature. I believe that man is destined to grow greater,
+ grander and nobler. I believe that no matter what the cost of alcohol may
+ be, life will grow too valuable to be thrown away. Men hold life according
+ to its value. Men, as a rule, only throw away their lives when they are
+ not worth keeping. When life becomes worth living it will be carefully
+ preserved and will be hoarded to the last grain of sand that falls through
+ the glass of time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is the reason for so much intemperance?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When many people are failures, when they are distanced in
+ the race, when they fall behind, when they give up, when they lose
+ ambition, when they finally become convinced that they are worthless,
+ precisely as they are in danger of becoming dishonest. In other words,
+ having failed in the race of life on the highway, they endeavor to reach
+ to goal by going across lots, by crawling through the grass. Disguise this
+ matter as we may, all people are not successes, all people have not the
+ brain or the muscle or the moral stamina necessary to succeed. Some fall
+ in one way, some in another; some in the net of strong drink, some in the
+ web of circumstances and others in a thousand ways, and the world itself
+ cannot grow better unless the unworthy fail. The law is the survival of
+ the fittest, that is to say, the destruction of the unfit. There is no
+ scheme of morals, no scheme of government, no scheme of charity, that can
+ reverse this law. If it could be reversed, then the result would be the
+ survival of the unfittest, the speedy end of which would be the extinction
+ of the human race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Temperance men say that it is wise, in so far as possible, to remove
+ temptation from our fellow-men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us look at this in regard to other matters. How do we do away with
+ larceny? We cannot remove property. We cannot destroy the money of the
+ world to keep people from stealing some of it. In other words, we cannot
+ afford to make the world valueless to prevent larceny. All strength by
+ which temptation is resisted must come from the inside. Virtue does not
+ depend upon the obstacles to be overcome; virtue depends upon what is
+ inside of the man. A man is not honest because the safe of the bank is
+ perfectly secure. Upon the honest man the condition of the safe has no
+ effect. We will never succeed in raising great and splendid people by
+ keeping them out of temptation. Great people withstand temptation. Great
+ people have what may be called moral muscle, moral force. They are poised
+ within themselves. They understand their relations to the world. The best
+ possible foundation for honesty is the intellectual perception that
+ dishonesty can, under no circumstances, be a good investment&mdash;that
+ larceny is not only wicked, but foolish&mdash;not only criminal, but
+ stupid&mdash;that crimes are committed only by fools.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On every hand there is what is called temptation. Every man has the
+ opportunity of doing wrong. Every man, in this country, has the
+ opportunity of drinking too much, has the opportunity of acquiring the
+ opium habit, has the opportunity of taking morphine every day&mdash;in
+ other words, has the opportunity of destroying himself. How are they to be
+ prevented? Most of them are prevented&mdash;at least in a reasonable
+ degree&mdash;and they are prevented by their intelligence, by their
+ surroundings, by their education, by their objects and aims in life, by
+ the people they love, by the people who love them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No one will deny the evils of intemperance, and it is hardly to be
+ wondered at that people who regard only one side&mdash;who think of the
+ impoverished and wretched, of wives and children in want, of desolate
+ homes&mdash;become the advocates of absolute prohibition. At the same
+ time, there is a philosophic side, and the question is whether more good
+ cannot be done by moral influence, by example, by education, by the
+ gradual civilization of our fellow-men, than in any other possible way.
+ The greatest things are accomplished by indirection. In this way the idea
+ of force, of slavery, is avoided. The person influenced does not feel that
+ he has been trampled upon, does not regard himself as a victim&mdash;he
+ feels rather as a pupil, as one who receives a benefit, whose mind has
+ been enlarged, whose life has been enriched&mdash;whereas the direct way
+ of "Thou shalt not" produces an antagonism&mdash;in other words, produces
+ the natural result of "I will."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By removing one temptation you add strength to others. By depriving a man
+ of one stimulant, as a rule, you drive him to another, and the other may
+ be far worse than the one from which he has been driven. We have hundreds
+ of laws making certain things misdemeanors, which are naturally right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thousands of people, honest in most directions, delight in outwitting the
+ Government&mdash;derive absolute pleasure from getting in a few clothes
+ and gloves and shawls without the payment of duty. Thousands of people buy
+ things in Europe for which they pay more than they would for the same
+ things in America, and then exercise their ingenuity in slipping them
+ through the custom-house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A law to have real force must spring from the nature of things, and the
+ justice of this law must be generally perceived, otherwise it will be
+ evaded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The temperance people themselves are playing into the hands of the very
+ party that would refuse to count their votes. Allow the Democrats to
+ remain in power, allow the Democrats to be controlled by the South, and a
+ large majority might be in favor of temperance legislation, and yet the
+ votes would remain uncounted. The party of reform has a great interest in
+ honest elections, and honest elections must first be obtained as the
+ foundation of reform. The Prohibitionists can take their choice between
+ these parties. Would it not be far better for the Prohibitionists to say:
+ "We will vote for temperance men; we will stand with the party that is the
+ nearest in favor of what we deem to be the right"? They should also take
+ into consideration that other people are as honest as they; that others
+ disbelieve in prohibition as honestly as they believe in it, and that
+ other people cannot leave their principles to vote for prohibition; and
+ they must remember, that these other people are in the majority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Fisk knows that he cannot be elected President&mdash;knows that it is
+ impossible for him to carry any State in the Union. He also knows that in
+ nearly every State in the Union&mdash;probably in all&mdash;a majority of
+ the people believe in stimulants. Why not work with the great and
+ enlightened majority? Why rush to the extreme for the purpose not only of
+ making yourself useless but hurtful?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No man in the world is more opposed to intemperance than I am. No man in
+ the world feels more keenly the evils and the agony produced by the crime
+ of drunkenness. And yet I would not be willing to sacrifice liberty,
+ individuality, and the glory and greatness of individual freedom, to do
+ away with all the evils of intemperance. In other words, I believe that
+ slavery, oppression and suppression would crowd humanity into a thousand
+ deformities, the result of which would be a thousand times more disastrous
+ to the well-being of man. I do not believe in the slave virtues, in the
+ monotony of tyranny, in the respectability produced by force. I admire the
+ men who have grown in the atmosphere of liberty, who have the pose of
+ independence, the virtues of strength, of heroism, and in whose hearts is
+ the magnanimity, the tenderness, and the courage born of victory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York World</i>, October 21, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ ROBERT ELSMERE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Why do people read a book like "Robert Elsmere," and why do they take any
+ interest in it? Simply because they are not satisfied with the religion of
+ our day. The civilized world has outgrown the greater part of the
+ Christian creed. Civilized people have lost their belief in the reforming
+ power of punishment. They find that whips and imprisonment have but little
+ influence for good. The truth has dawned upon their minds that eternal
+ punishment is infinite cruelty&mdash;that it can serve no good purpose and
+ that the eternity of hell makes heaven impossible. That there can be in
+ this universe no perfectly happy place while there is a perfectly
+ miserable place&mdash;that no infinite being can be good who knowingly
+ and, as one may say, willfully created myriads of human beings, knowing
+ that they would be eternally miserable. In other words, the civilized man
+ is greater, tenderer, nobler, nearer just than the old idea of God. The
+ ideal of a few thousand years ago is far below the real of to-day. No good
+ man now would do what Jehovah is said to have done four thousand years
+ ago, and no civilized human being would now do what, according to the
+ Christian religion, Christ threatens to do at the day of judgment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Has the Christian religion changed in theory of late
+ years, Colonel Ingersoll?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A few years ago the Deists denied the inspiration of the
+ Bible on account of its cruelty. At the same time they worshiped what they
+ were pleased to call the God of Nature. Now we are convinced that Nature
+ is as cruel as the Bible; so that, if the God of Nature did not write the
+ Bible, this God at least has caused earthquakes and pestilence and famine,
+ and this God has allowed millions of his children to destroy one another.
+ So that now we have arrived at the question&mdash;not as to whether the
+ Bible is inspired and not as to whether Jehovah is the real God, but
+ whether there is a God or not. The intelligence of Christendom to-day does
+ not believe in an inspired art or an inspired literature. If there be an
+ infinite God, inspiration in some particular regard would be a patch&mdash;it
+ would be the puttying of a crack, the hiding of a defect &mdash;in other
+ words, it would show that the general plan was defective.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider any religion adequate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A good man, living in England, drawing a certain salary for
+ reading certain prayers on stated occasions, for making a few remarks on
+ the subject of religion, putting on clothes of a certain cut, wearing a
+ gown with certain frills and flounces starched in an orthodox manner, and
+ then looking about him at the suffering and agony of the world, would not
+ feel satisfied that he was doing anything of value for the human race. In
+ the first place, he would deplore his own weakness, his own poverty, his
+ inability to help his fellow-men. He would long every moment for wealth,
+ that he might feed the hungry and clothe the naked&mdash;for knowledge,
+ for miraculous power, that he might heal the sick and the lame and that he
+ might give to the deformed the beauty of proportion. He would begin to
+ wonder how a being of infinite goodness and infinite power could allow his
+ children to die, to suffer, to be deformed by necessity, by poverty, to be
+ tempted beyond resistance; how he could allow the few to live in luxury,
+ and the many in poverty and want, and the more he wondered the more
+ useless and ironical would seem to himself his sermons and his prayers.
+ Such a man is driven to the conclusion that religion accomplishes but
+ little&mdash;that it creates as much want as it alleviates, and that it
+ burdens the world with parasites. Such a man would be forced to think of
+ the millions wasted in superstition. In other words, the inadequacy, the
+ uselessness of religion would be forced upon his mind. He would ask
+ himself the question: "Is it possible that this is a divine institution?
+ Is this all that man can do with the assistance of God? Is this the best?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. That is a perfectly reasonable question, is it not,
+ Colonel Ingersoll?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The moment a man reaches the point where he asks himself
+ this question he has ceased to be an orthodox Christian. It will not do to
+ say that in some other world justice will be done. If God allows injustice
+ to triumph here, why not there?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Robert Elsmere stands in the dawn of philosophy. There is hardly light
+ enough for him to see clearly; but there is so much light that the stars
+ in the night of superstition are obscured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. You do not deny that a religious belief is a comfort?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is one thing that it is impossible for me to
+ comprehend. Why should any one, when convinced that Christianity is a
+ superstition, have or feel a sense of loss? Certainly a man acquainted
+ with England, with London, having at the same time something like a heart,
+ must feel overwhelmed by the failure of what is known as Christianity.
+ Hundreds of thousands exist there without decent food, dwelling in
+ tenements, clothed with rags, familiar with every form of vulgar vice,
+ where the honest poor eat the crust that the vicious throw away. When this
+ man of intelligence, of heart, visits the courts; when he finds human
+ liberty a thing treated as of no value, and when he hears the judge
+ sentencing girls and boys to the penitentiary&mdash;knowing that a stain
+ is being put upon them that all the tears of all the coming years can
+ never wash away&mdash;knowing, too, and feeling that this is done without
+ the slightest regret, without the slightest sympathy, as a mere matter of
+ form, and that the judge puts this brand of infamy upon the forehead of
+ the convict just as cheerfully as a Mexican brands his cattle; and when
+ this man of intelligence and heart knows that these poor people are simply
+ the victims of society, the unfortunates who stumble and over whose bodies
+ rolls the Juggernaut&mdash;he knows that there is, or at least appears to
+ be, no power above or below working for righteousness&mdash;that from the
+ heavens is stretched no protecting hand. And when a man of intelligence
+ and heart in England visits the workhouse, the last resting place of
+ honest labor; when he thinks that the young man, without any great
+ intelligence, but with a good constitution, starts in the morning of his
+ life for the workhouse, and that it is impossible for the laboring man,
+ one who simply has his muscle, to save anything; that health is not able
+ to lay anything by for the days of disease&mdash;when the man of
+ intelligence and heart sees all this, he is compelled to say that the
+ civilization of to-day, the religion of to-day, the charity of to-day&mdash;no
+ matter how much of good there may be behind them or in them, are failures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A few years ago people were satisfied when the minister said: "All this
+ will be made even in another world; a crust-eater here will sit at the
+ head of the banquet there, and the king here will beg for the crumbs that
+ fall from the table there." When this was said, the poor man hoped and the
+ king laughed. A few years ago the church said to the slave: "You will be
+ free in another world, and your freedom will be made glorious by the
+ perpetual spectacle of your master in hell." But the people&mdash;that is,
+ many of the people&mdash;are no longer deceived by what once were
+ considered fine phrases. They have suffered so much that they no longer
+ wish to see others suffer and no longer think of the suffering of others
+ as a source of joy to themselves. The poor see that the eternal starvation
+ of kings and queens in another world will be no compensation for what they
+ have suffered there. The old religions appear vulgar and the ideas of
+ rewards and punishments are only such as would satisfy a cannibal chief or
+ one of his favorites.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the Christian religion has made the world
+ better?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. For many centuries there has been preached and taught in an
+ almost infinite number of ways a supernatural religion. During all this
+ time the world has been in the care of the Infinite, and yet every
+ imaginable vice has flourished, every imaginable pang has been suffered,
+ and every injustice has been done. During all these years the priests have
+ enslaved the minds, and the kings the bodies, of men. The priests did what
+ they did in the name of God, and the kings appeal to the same source of
+ authority. Man suffered as long as he could. Revolution, reformation, was
+ simply a re- action, a cry from the poor wretch that was between the upper
+ and the nether millstone. The liberty of man has increased just in the
+ proportion that the authority of the gods has decreased. In other words,
+ the wants of man, instead of the wishes of God, have inaugurated what we
+ call progress, and there is this difference: Theology is based upon the
+ narrowest and intensest form of selfishness. Of course, the theologian
+ knows, the Christian knows, that he can do nothing for God; consequently
+ all that he does must be and is for himself, his object being to win the
+ approbation of this God, to the end that he may become a favorite. On the
+ other side, men touched not only by their own misfortunes, but by the
+ misfortunes of others, are moved not simply by selfishness, but by a
+ splendid sympathy with their fellow-men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Christianity certainly fosters charity?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nothing is more cruel than orthodox theology, nothing more
+ heartless than a charitable institution. For instance, in England, think
+ for a moment of the manner in which charities are distributed, the way in
+ which the crust is flung at Lazarus. If that parable could be now retold,
+ the dogs would bite him. The same is true in this country. The institution
+ has nothing but contempt for the one it relieves. The people in charge
+ regard the pauper as one who has wrecked himself. They feel very much as a
+ man would feel rescuing from the water some hare-brained wretch who had
+ endeavored to swim the rapids of Niagara&mdash;the moment they reach him
+ they begin to upbraid him for being such a fool. This course makes charity
+ a hypocrite, with every pauper for its enemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Ward compelled Robert Elsmere to perceive, in some slight degree, the
+ failure of Christianity to do away with vice and suffering, with poverty
+ and crime. We know that the rich care but little for the poor. No matter
+ how religious the rich may be, the sufferings of their fellows have but
+ little effect upon them. We are also beginning to see that what is called
+ charity will never redeem this world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poor man willing to work, eager to maintain his independence, knows
+ that there is something higher than charity&mdash;that is to say, justice.
+ He finds that many years before he was born his country was divided out
+ between certain successful robbers, flatterers, cringers and crawlers, and
+ that in consequence of such division not only he himself, but a large
+ majority of his fellow-men are tenants, renters, occupying the surface of
+ the earth only at the pleasure of others. He finds, too, that these people
+ who have done nothing and who do nothing, have everything, and that those
+ who do everything have but little. He finds that idleness has the money
+ and that the toilers are compelled to bow to the idlers. He finds also
+ that the young men of genius are bribed by social distinctions &mdash;unconsciously
+ it may be&mdash;but still bribed in a thousand ways. He finds that the
+ church is a kind of waste-basket into which are thrown the younger sons of
+ titled idleness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider that society in general has been made
+ better by religious influences?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Society is corrupted because the laurels, the titles, are
+ in the keeping and within the gift of the corrupters. Christianity is not
+ an enemy of this system&mdash;it is in harmony with it. Christianity
+ reveals to us a universe presided over by an infinite autocrat&mdash;a
+ universe without republicanism, without democracy&mdash;a universe where
+ all power comes from one and the same source, and where everyone using
+ authority is accountable, not to the people, but to this supposed source
+ of authority. Kings reign by divine right. Priests are ordained in a
+ divinely appointed way&mdash;they do not get their office from man. Man is
+ their servant, not their master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the story of Robert Elsmere all there is of Christianity is left except
+ the miraculous. Theism remains, and the idea of a protecting Providence is
+ left, together with a belief in the immeasurable superiority of Jesus
+ Christ. That is to say, the miracles are discarded for lack of evidence,
+ and only for lack of evidence; not on the ground that they are impossible,
+ not on the ground that they impeach and deny the integrity of cause and
+ effect, not on the ground that they contradict the self-evident
+ proposition that an effect must have an efficient cause, but like the
+ Scotch verdict, "not proven." It is an effort to save and keep in repair
+ the dungeons of the Inquisition for the sake of the beauty of the vines
+ that have overrun them. Many people imagine that falsehoods may become
+ respectable on account of age, that a certain reverence goes with
+ antiquity, and that if a mistake is covered with the moss of sentiment it
+ is altogether more credible than a parvenu fact. They endeavor to
+ introduce the idea of aristocracy into the world of thought, believing,
+ and honestly believing, that a falsehood long believed is far superior to
+ a truth that is generally denied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If Robert Elsmere's views were commonly adopted what
+ would be the effect?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The new religion of Elsmere is, after all, only a system of
+ outdoor relief, an effort to get successful piracy to give up a larger per
+ cent. for the relief of its victims. The abolition of the system is not
+ dreamed of. A civilized minority could not by any possibility be happy
+ while a majority of the world were miserable. A civilized majority could
+ not be happy while a minority were miserable. As a matter of fact, a
+ civilized world could not be happy while one man was really miserable. At
+ the foundation of civilization is justice&mdash;that is to say, the giving
+ of an equal opportunity to all the children of men. Secondly, there can be
+ no civilization in the highest sense until sympathy becomes universal. We
+ must have a new definition for success. We must have new ideals. The man
+ who succeeds in amassing wealth, who gathers money for himself, is not a
+ success. It is an exceedingly low ambition to be rich to excite the envy
+ of others, or for the sake of the vulgar power it gives to triumph over
+ others. Such men are failures. So the man who wins fame, position, power,
+ and wins these for the sake of himself, and wields this power not for the
+ elevation of his fellow-men, but simply to control, is a miserable
+ failure. He may dispense thousands of millions in charity, and his charity
+ may be prompted by the meanest part of his nature&mdash;using it simply as
+ a bait to catch more fish and to prevent the rising tide of indignation
+ that might overwhelm him. Men who steal millions and then give a small
+ percentage to the Lord to gain the praise of the clergy and to bring the
+ salvation of their souls within the possibilities of imagination, are all
+ failures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Robert Elsmere gains our affection and our applause to the extent that he
+ gives up what are known as orthodox views, and his wife Catherine retains
+ our respect in the proportion that she lives the doctrine that Elsmere
+ preaches. By doing what she believes to be right, she gains our
+ forgiveness for her creed. One is astonished that she can be as good as
+ she is, believing as she does. The utmost stretch of our intellectual
+ charity is to allow the old wine to be put in a new bottle, and yet she
+ regrets the absence of the old bottle&mdash;she really believes that the
+ bottle is the important thing&mdash;that the wine is but a secondary
+ consideration. She misses the label, and not having perfect confidence in
+ her own taste, she does not feel quite sure that the wine is genuine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, on the whole, is your judgment of the book?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the book conservative. It is an effort to save
+ something&mdash;a few shreds and patches and ravelings&mdash;from the
+ wreck. Theism is difficult to maintain. Why should we expect an infinite
+ Being to do better in another world than he has done and is doing in this?
+ If he allows the innocent to suffer here, why not there? If he allows
+ rascality to succeed in this world, why not in the next? To believe in God
+ and to deny his personality is an exceedingly vague foundation for a
+ consolation. If you insist on his personality and power, then it is
+ impossible to account for what happens. Why should an infinite God allow
+ some of his children to enslave others? Why should he allow a child of his
+ to burn another child of his, under the impression that such a sacrifice
+ was pleasing to him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Unitarianism lacks the motive power. Orthodox people who insist that
+ nearly everybody is going to hell, and that it is their duty to do what
+ little they can to save their souls, have what you might call a spur to
+ action. We can imagine a philanthropic man engaged in the business of
+ throwing ropes to persons about to go over the falls of Niagara, but we
+ can hardly think of his carrying on the business after being convinced
+ that there are no falls, or that people go over them in perfect safety. In
+ this country the question has come up whether all the heathen are bound to
+ be damned unless they believe in the gospel. Many admit that the heathen
+ will be saved if they are good people, and that they will not be damned
+ for not believing something that they never heard. The really orthodox
+ people&mdash;that is to say, the missionaries&mdash;instantly see that
+ this doctrine destroys their business. They take the ground that there is
+ but one way to be saved&mdash;you must believe on the Lord Jesus Christ&mdash;and
+ they are willing to admit, and cheerfully to admit, that the heathen for
+ many generations have gone in an unbroken column down to eternal wrath.
+ And they not only admit this, but insist upon it, to the end that
+ subscriptions may not cease. With them salary and salvation are
+ convertible terms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tone of this book is not of the highest. Too much stress is laid upon
+ social advantages&mdash;too much respect for fashionable folly and for
+ ancient absurdity. It is hard for me to appreciate the feelings of one who
+ thinks it difficult to give up the consolations of the gospel. What are
+ the consolations of the Church of England? It is a religion imposed upon
+ the people by authority. It is the gospel at the mouth of a cannon, at the
+ point of a bayonet, enforced by all authority, from the beadle to the
+ Queen. It is a parasite living upon tithes&mdash;these tithes being
+ collected by the army and navy. It produces nothing&mdash;is simply a
+ beggar&mdash;or rather an aggregation of beggars. It teaches nothing of
+ importance. It discovers nothing. It is under obligation not to
+ investigate. It has agreed to remain stationary not only, but to resist
+ all innovation. According to the creed of this church, a very large
+ proportion of the human race is destined to suffer eternal pain. This does
+ not interfere with the quiet, with the serenity and repose of the average
+ clergyman. They put on their gowns, they read the service, they repeat the
+ creed and feel that their duty has been done. How any one can feel that he
+ is giving up something of value when he finds that the Episcopal creed is
+ untrue is beyond my imagination. I should think that every good man and
+ woman would overflow with joy, that every heart would burst into countless
+ blossoms the moment the falsity of the Episcopal creed was established.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christianity is the most heartless of all religions&mdash;the most
+ unforgiving, the most revengeful. According to the Episcopalian belief,
+ God becomes the eternal prosecutor of his own children. I know of no creed
+ believed by any tribe, not excepting the tribes where cannibalism is
+ practiced, that is more heartless, more inhuman than this. To find that
+ the creed is false is like being roused from a frightful dream, in which
+ hundreds of serpents are coiled about you, in which their eyes, gleaming
+ with hatred, are fixed on you, and finding the world bathed in sunshine
+ and the songs of birds in your ears and those you love about you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York World</i>, November 18, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ WORKING GIRLS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the work undertaken by the <i>World</i>
+ in behalf of the city slave girl?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I know of nothing better for a great journal to do. The
+ average girl is so helpless, and the greed of the employer is such, that
+ unless some newspaper or some person of great influence comes to her
+ assistance, she is liable not simply to be imposed upon, but to be made a
+ slave. Girls, as a rule, are so anxious to please, so willing to work,
+ that they bear almost every hardship without complaint. Nothing is more
+ terrible than to see the rich living on the work of the poor. One can
+ hardly imagine the utter heartlessness of a man who stands between the
+ wholesale manufacturer and the wretched women who make their living&mdash;or
+ rather retard their death&mdash;by the needle. How a human being can
+ consent to live on this profit, stolen from poverty, is beyond my
+ imagination. These men, when known, will be regarded as hyenas and
+ jackals. They are like the wild beasts which follow herds of cattle for
+ the purpose of devouring those that are injured or those that have fallen
+ by the wayside from weakness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What effect has unlimited immigration on the wages of
+ women?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If our country were overpopulated, the effect of
+ immigration would be to lessen wages, for the reason that the working
+ people of Europe are used to lower wages, and have been in the habit of
+ practicing an economy unknown to us. But this country is not
+ overpopulated. There is plenty of room for several hundred millions more.
+ Wages, however, are too low in the United States. The general tendency is
+ to leave the question of labor to what is called the law of supply and
+ demand. My hope is that in time we shall become civilized enough to know
+ that there is a higher law, or rather a higher meaning in the law of
+ supply and demand, than is now perceived. Year after year what are called
+ the necessaries of life increase. Many things now regarded as necessaries
+ were formerly looked upon as luxuries. So, as man becomes civilized, he
+ increases what may be called the necessities of his life. When perfectly
+ civilized, one of the necessities of his life will be that the lives of
+ others shall be of some value to them. A good man is not happy so long as
+ he knows that other good men and women suffer for raiment and for food,
+ and have no roof but the sky, no home but the highway. Consequently what
+ is called the law of supply and demand will then have a much larger
+ meaning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In nature everything lives upon something else. Life feeds upon life.
+ Something is lying in wait for something else, and even the victim is
+ weaving a web or crouching for some other victim, and the other victim is
+ in the same business&mdash;watching for something else. The same is true
+ in the human world&mdash;people are living on each other; the cunning
+ obtain the property of the simple; wealth picks the pockets of poverty;
+ success is a highwayman leaping from the hedge. The rich combine, the poor
+ are unorganized, without the means to act in concert, and for that reason
+ become the prey of combinations and trusts. The great questions are: Will
+ man ever be sufficiently civilized to be honest? Will the time ever come
+ when it can truthfully be said that right is might? The lives of millions
+ of people are not worth living, because of their ignorance and poverty,
+ and the lives of millions of others are not worth living, on account of
+ their wealth and selfishness. The palace without justice, without charity,
+ is as terrible as the hovel without food.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What effect has the woman's suffrage movement had on the
+ breadwinners of the country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the women who have been engaged in the struggle for
+ equal rights have done good for women in the direction of obtaining equal
+ wages for equal work. There has also been for many years a tendency among
+ women in our country to become independent &mdash;a desire to make their
+ own living&mdash;to win their own bread. So many husbands are utterly
+ useless, or worse, that many women hardly feel justified in depending
+ entirely on a husband for the future. They feel somewhat safer to know how
+ to do something and earn a little money themselves. If men were what they
+ ought to be, few women would be allowed to labor&mdash;that is to say, to
+ toil. It should be the ambition of every healthy and intelligent man to
+ take care of, to support, to make happy, some woman. As long as women bear
+ the burdens of the world, the human race can never attain anything like a
+ splendid civilization. There will be no great generation of men until
+ there has been a great generation of women. For my part, I am glad to hear
+ this question discussed&mdash;glad to know that thousands of women take
+ some interest in the fortunes and in the misfortunes of their sisters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question of wages for women is a thousand times more important than
+ sending missionaries to China or to India. There is plenty for
+ missionaries to do here. And by missionaries I do not mean gentlemen and
+ ladies who distribute tracts or quote Scripture to people out of work. If
+ we are to better the condition of men and women we must change their
+ surroundings. The tenement house breeds a moral pestilence. There can be
+ in these houses no home, no fireside, no family, for the reason that there
+ is no privacy, no walls between them and the rest of the world. There is
+ no sacredness, no feeling, "this is ours."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Might not the rich do much?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It would be hard to overestimate the good that might be
+ done by the millionaires if they would turn their attention to sending
+ thousands and thousands into the country or to building them homes miles
+ from the city, where they could have something like privacy, where the
+ family relations could be kept with some sacredness. Think of the "homes"
+ in which thousands and thousands of young girls are reared in our large
+ cities. Think of what they see and what they hear; of what they come in
+ contact with. How is it possible for the virtues to grow in the damp and
+ darkened basements? Can we expect that love and chastity and all that is
+ sweet and gentle will be produced in these surroundings, in cellars and
+ garrets, in poverty and dirt? The surroundings must be changed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are the fathers and brothers blameless who allow young
+ girls to make coats, cloaks and vests in an atmosphere poisoned by the
+ ignorant and low-bred?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The same causes now brutalizing girls brutalize their
+ fathers and brothers, and the same causes brutalize the ignorant and
+ low-lived that poison the air in which these girls are made to work. It is
+ hard to pick out one man and say that he is to blame, or one woman and say
+ that the fault is hers. We must go back of all this. In my opinion,
+ society raises its own failures, its own criminals, its own wretches of
+ every sort and kind. Great pains are taken to raise these crops. The
+ seeds, it may be, were sown thousands of years ago, but they were sown,
+ and the present is the necessary child of all the past. If the future is
+ to differ from the present, the seeds must now be sown. It is not simply a
+ question of charity, or a question of good nature, or a question of what
+ we call justice&mdash;it is a question of intelligence. In the first
+ place, I suppose that it is the duty of every human being to support
+ himself&mdash;first, that he may not become a burden upon others, and
+ second, that he may help others. I think all people should be taught
+ never, under any circumstances, if by any possibility they can avoid it,
+ to become a burden. Every one should be taught the nobility of labor, the
+ heroism and splendor of honest effort. As long as it is considered
+ disgraceful to labor, or aristocratic not to labor, the world will be
+ filled with idleness and crime, and with every possible moral deformity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Has the public school system anything to do with the army
+ of pupils who, after six years of study, willingly accept the injustice
+ and hardship imposed by capital?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The great trouble with the public school is that many
+ things are taught that are of no immediate use. I believe in manual
+ training schools. I believe in the kindergarten system. Every person ought
+ to be taught how to do something&mdash;ought to be taught the use of their
+ hands. They should endeavor to put in palpable form the ideas that they
+ gain. Such an education gives them a confidence in themselves, a
+ confidence in the future&mdash;gives them a spirit and feeling of
+ independence that they do not now have. Men go through college studying
+ for many years, and when graduated have not the slightest conception of
+ how to make a living in any department of human effort. Thousands of them
+ are to-day doing manual labor and doing it very poorly, whereas, if they
+ had been taught the use of tools, the use of their hands, they would
+ derive a certain pleasure from their work. It is splendid to do anything
+ well. One can be just as poetic working with iron and wood as working with
+ words and colors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What ought to be done, or what is to be the end?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The great thing is for the people to know the facts. There
+ are thousands and millions of splendid and sympathetic people who would
+ willingly help, if they only knew; but they go through the world in such a
+ way that they know but little of it. They go to their place of business;
+ they stay in their offices for a few hours; they go home; they spend the
+ evening there or at a club; they come in contact with the well-to-do, with
+ the successful, with the satisfied, and they know nothing of the thousands
+ and millions on every side. They have not the least idea how the world
+ lives, how it works, how it suffers. They read, of course, now and then,
+ some paragraph in which the misfortune of some wretch is set forth, but
+ the wretch is a kind of steel engraving, an unreal shadow, a something
+ utterly unlike themselves. The real facts should be brought home, the
+ sympathies of men awakened, and awakened to such a degree that they will
+ go and see how these people live, see how they work, see how they suffer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Does exposure do any good?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I hope that <i>The World</i> will keep on. I hope that it
+ will express every horror that it can, connected with the robbery of poor
+ and helpless girls, and I hope that it will publish the names of all the
+ robbers it can find, and the wretches who oppress the poor and who live
+ upon the misfortunes of women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The crosses of this world are mostly born by wives, by mothers and by
+ daughters. Their brows are pierced by thorns. They shed the bitterest
+ tears. They live and suffer and die for others. It is almost enough to
+ make one insane to think of what woman, in the years of savagery and
+ civilization, has suffered. Think of the anxiety and agony of motherhood.
+ Maternity is the most pathetic fact in the universe. Think how helpless
+ girls are. Think of the thorns in the paths they walk&mdash;of the trials,
+ the temptations, the want, the misfortune, the dangers and anxieties that
+ fill their days and nights. Every true man will sympathize with woman, and
+ will do all in his power to lighten her burdens and increase the sunshine
+ of her life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there any remedy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have always wondered that the great corporations have
+ made no provisions for their old and worn out employees. It seems to me
+ that not only great railway companies, but great manufacturing
+ corporations, ought to provide for their workmen. Many of them are worn
+ out, unable longer to work, and they are thrown aside like old clothes.
+ They find their way to the poorhouses or die in tenements by the roadside.
+ This seems almost infinitely heartless. Men of great wealth, engaged in
+ manufacturing, instead of giving five hundred thousand dollars for a
+ library, or a million dollars for a college, ought to put this money
+ aside, invest it in bonds of the Government, and the interest ought to be
+ used in taking care of the old, of the helpless, of those who meet with
+ accidents in their work. Under our laws, if an employee is caught in a
+ wheel or in a band, and his arm or leg is torn off, he is left to the
+ charity of the community, whereas the profits of the business ought to
+ support him in his old age. If employees had this feeling&mdash;that they
+ were not simply working for that day, not simply working while they have
+ health and strength, but laying aside a little sunshine for the winter of
+ age&mdash;if they only felt that they, by their labor, were creating a
+ fireside in front of which their age and helplessness could sit, the
+ feeling between employed and employers would be a thousand times better.
+ On the great railways very few people know the number of the injured, of
+ those who lose their hands or feet, of those who contract diseases riding
+ on the tops of freight trains in snow and sleet and storm; and yet, when
+ these men become old and helpless through accident, they are left to shift
+ for themselves. The company is immortal, but the employees become
+ helpless. Now, it seems to me that a certain per cent. should be laid
+ aside, so that every brakeman and conductor could feel that he was
+ providing for himself, as well as for his fellow-workmen, so that when the
+ dark days came there would be a little light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The men of wealth, the men who control these great corporations&mdash;
+ these great mills&mdash;give millions away in ostentatious charity. They
+ send missionaries to foreign lands. They endow schools and universities
+ and allow the men who earned the surplus to die in want. I believe in no
+ charity that is founded on robbery. I have no admiration for generous
+ highwaymen or extravagant pirates. At the foundation of charity should be
+ justice. Let these men whom others have made wealthy give something to
+ their workmen&mdash;something to those who created their fortunes. This
+ would be one step in the right direction. Do not let it be regarded as
+ charity&mdash;let it be regarded as justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York World</i>, December 2, 1888.
+ </p>
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+ PROTECTION FOR AMERICAN ACTORS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is reported that you have been retained as counsel for
+ the Actors' Order of Friendship&mdash;the Edwin Forrest Lodge of New York,
+ and the Shakespeare Lodge of Philadelphia&mdash;for the purpose of
+ securing the necessary legislation to protect American actors&mdash; is
+ that so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I have been retained for that purpose, and the object
+ is simply that American actors may be put upon an equal footing with
+ Americans engaged in other employments. There is a law now which prevents
+ contractors going abroad and employing mechanics or skilled workmen, and
+ bringing them to this country to take the places of our citizens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No one objects to the English, German and French mechanics coming with
+ their wives and children to this country and making their homes here. Our
+ ports are open, and have been since the foundation of this Government.
+ Wages are somewhat higher in this country than in any other, and the man
+ who really settles here, who becomes, or intends to become an American
+ citizen, will demand American wages. But if a manufacturer goes to Europe,
+ he can make a contract there and bring hundreds and thousands of mechanics
+ to this country who will work for less wages than the American, and a law
+ was passed to prevent the American manufacturer, who was protected by a
+ tariff, from burning the laborer's candle at both ends. That is to say, we
+ do not wish to give him the American price, by means of a tariff, and then
+ allow him to go to Europe and import his labor at the European price.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the law, actors were excepted, and we now find the managers are
+ bringing entire companies from the old county, making contracts with them
+ there, and getting them at much lower prices than they would have had to
+ pay for American actors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No one objects to a foreign actor coming here for employment, but we do
+ not want an American manager to go there, and employ him to act here. No
+ one objects to the importation of a star. We wish to see and hear the best
+ actors in the world. But the rest of the company&mdash;the support&mdash;should
+ be engaged in the United States, if the star speaks English.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I see that it is contended over in England, that English actors are
+ monopolizing the American stage because they speak English, while the
+ average American actor does not. The real reason is that the English actor
+ works for less money&mdash;he is the cheaper article. Certainly no one
+ will accuse the average English actor of speaking English. The hemming and
+ hawing, the aristocratic stutter, the dropping of h's and picking them up
+ at the wrong time, have never been popular in the United States, except by
+ way of caricature. Nothing is more absurd than to take the ground that the
+ English actors are superior to the American. I know of no English actor
+ who can for a moment be compared with Joseph Jefferson, or with Edwin
+ Booth, or with Lawrence Barrett, or with Denman Thompson, and I could
+ easily name others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If English actors are so much better than American, how is it that an
+ American star is supported by the English? Mary Anderson is certainly an
+ American actress, and she is supported by English actors. Is it possible
+ that the superior support the inferior? I do not believe that England has
+ her equal as an actress. Her Hermione is wonderful, and the appeal to
+ Apollo sublime. In Perdita she "takes the winds of March with beauty."
+ Where is an actress on the English stage the superior of Julia Marlowe in
+ genius, in originality, in naturalness?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is there any better Mrs. Malaprop than Mrs. Drew, and better Sir Anthony
+ than John Gilbert? No one denies that the English actors and actresses are
+ great. No one will deny that the plays of Shakespeare are the greatest
+ that have been produced, and no one wishes in any way to belittle the
+ genius of the English people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this country the average person speaks fairly good English, and you
+ will find substantially the same English spoken in most of the country;
+ whereas in England there is a different dialect in almost every county,
+ and most of the English people speak the language as if was not their
+ native tongue. I think it will be admitted that the English write a good
+ deal better than they speak, and that their pronunciation is not
+ altogether perfect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These things, however, are not worth speaking of. There is no absolute
+ standard. They speak in the way that is natural to them, and we in the way
+ that is natural to us. This difference furnishes no foundation for a claim
+ of general superiority. The English actors are not brought here on account
+ of their excellence, but on account of their cheapness. It requires no
+ great ability to play the minor parts, or the leading roles in some plays,
+ for that matter. And yet acting is a business, a profession, a means of
+ getting bread.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We protect our mechanics and makers of locomotives and of all other
+ articles. Why should we not protect, by the same means, the actor? You may
+ say that we can get along without actors. So we can get along without
+ painters, without sculptors and without poets. But a nation that gets
+ along without these people of genius amounts to but little. We can do
+ without music, without players and without composers; but when we take art
+ and poetry and music and the theatre out of the world, it becomes an
+ exceedingly dull place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Actors are protected and cared for in proportion that people are
+ civilized. If the people are intelligent, educated, and have imaginations,
+ they enjoy the world of the stage, the creations of poets, and they are
+ thrilled by great music, and, as a consequence, respect the dramatist, the
+ actor and the musician.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is claimed that an amendment to the law, such as is
+ desired, will interfere with the growth of art?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No one is endeavoring to keep stars from this country. If
+ they have American support, and the stars really know anything, the
+ American actors will get the benefit. If they bring their support with
+ them, the American actor is not particularly benefitted, and the star,
+ when the season is over, takes his art and his money with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Managers who insist on employing foreign support are not sacrificing
+ anything for art. Their object is to make money. They care nothing for the
+ American actor&mdash;nothing for the American drama. They look for the
+ receipts. It is the sheerest cant to pretend that they are endeavoring to
+ protect art.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 26th of February, 1885, a law was passed making it unlawful "for
+ any person, company, partnership or corporation, in any manner whatsoever,
+ to prepay the transportation, or in any way assist or encourage the
+ importation or emigration of any alien or aliens into the United States,
+ under contract or agreement, parol or special, previous to the importation
+ or emigration of such aliens to perform labor or services of any kind the
+ United States."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this act it was provided that its provisions should not apply to
+ professional actors, artists, lecturers or singers, in regard to persons
+ employed strictly as personal or domestic servants. The object now in view
+ is so to amend the law that its provision shall apply to all actors except
+ stars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In this connection there has been so much said about the
+ art of acting&mdash;what is your idea as to that art?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Above all things in acting, there must be proportion. There
+ are no miracles in art or nature. All that is done&mdash;every inflection
+ and gesture&mdash;must be in perfect harmony with the circumstances.
+ Sensationalism is based on deformity, and bears the same relation to
+ proportion that caricature does to likeness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stream that flows even with its banks, making the meadows green,
+ delights us ever; the one that overflows surprises for a moment. But we do
+ not want a succession of floods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In acting there must be natural growth, not sudden climax. The atmosphere
+ of the situation, the relation sustained to others, should produce the
+ emotions. Nothing should be strained. Beneath domes there should be
+ buildings, and buildings should have foundations. There must be growth.
+ There should be the bud, the leaf, the flower, in natural sequence. There
+ must be no leap from naked branches to the perfect fruit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most actors depend on climax&mdash;they save themselves for the supreme
+ explosion. The scene opens with a slow match and ends when the spark
+ reaches the dynamite. So, most authors fill the first act with
+ contradictions and the last with explanations. Plots and counter-plots,
+ violence and vehemence, perfect saints and perfect villains&mdash;that is
+ to say, monsters, impelled by improbable motives, meet upon the stage,
+ where they are pushed and pulled for the sake of the situation, and where
+ everything is so managed that the fire reaches the powder and the
+ explosion is the climax.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is neither time, nor climate, nor soil, in which the emotions and
+ intentions may grow. No land is plowed, no seed is sowed, no rain falls,
+ no light glows&mdash;the events are all orphans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No one would enjoy a sudden sunset&mdash;we want the clouds of gold that
+ float in the azure sea. No one would enjoy a sudden sunrise&mdash;we are
+ in love with the morning star, with the dawn that modestly heralds the day
+ and draws aside, with timid hands, the curtains of the night. In other
+ words, we want sequence, proportion, logic, beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are several actors in this country who are in perfect accord with
+ nature&mdash;who appear to make no effort&mdash;whose acting seems to give
+ them joy and rest. We do well what we do easily. It is a great mistake to
+ exhaust yourself, instead of the subject. All great actors "fill the
+ stage" because they hold the situation. You see them and nothing else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Speaking of American actors, Colonel, I believe you are
+ greatly interested in the playing of Miss Marlowe, and have given your
+ opinion of her as Parthenia; what do you think of her Julia and Viola?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A little while ago I saw Miss Marlowe as Julia, in "The
+ Hunchback." We must remember the limitations of the play. Nothing can
+ excel the simplicity, the joyous content of the first scene. Nothing could
+ be more natural than the excitement produced by the idea of leaving what
+ you feel to be simple and yet good, for what you think is magnificent,
+ brilliant and intoxicating. It is only in youth that we are willing to
+ make this exchange. One does not see so clearly in the morning of life
+ when the sun shines in his eyes. In the afternoon, when the sun is behind
+ him, he sees better &mdash;he is no longer dazzled. In old age we are not
+ only willing, but anxious, to exchange wealth and fame and glory and
+ magnificence, for simplicity. All the palaces are nothing compared with
+ our little cabin, and all the flowers of the world are naught to the wild
+ rose that climbs and blossoms by the lowly window of content.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Happiness dwells in the valleys with the shadows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment Julia is brought in contact with wealth, she longs for the
+ simple&mdash;for the true love of one true man. Wealth and station are
+ mockeries. These feelings, these emotions, Miss Marlowe rendered not only
+ with look and voice and gesture, but with every pose of her body; and when
+ assured that her nuptials with the Earl could be avoided, the only
+ question in her mind was as to the absolute preservation of her honor&mdash;not
+ simply in fact, but in appearance, so that even hatred could not see a
+ speck upon the shining shield of her perfect truth. In this scene she was
+ perfect&mdash;everything was forgotten except the desire to be absolutely
+ true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So in the scene with Master Walter, when he upbraids her for forgetting
+ that she is about to meet her father, when excusing her forgetfulness on
+ the ground that he has been to her a father. Nothing could exceed the
+ delicacy and tenderness of this passage. Every attitude expressed love,
+ gentleness, and a devotion even unto death. One felt that there could be
+ no love left for the father she expected to meet&mdash;Master Walter had
+ it all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A greater Julia was never on the stage&mdash;one in whom so much passion
+ mingled with so much purity. Miss Marlowe never "o'ersteps the modesty of
+ nature." She maintains proportion. The river of her art flows even with
+ the banks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Viola, we must remember the character&mdash;a girl just rescued from
+ the sea&mdash;disguised as a boy&mdash;employed by the Duke, whom she
+ instantly loves&mdash;sent as his messenger to woo another for him&mdash;Olivia
+ enamored of the messenger&mdash;forced to a duel&mdash;mistaken for her
+ brother by the Captain, and her brother taken for herself by Olivia&mdash;and
+ yet, in the midst of these complications and disguises, she remains a pure
+ and perfect girl&mdash;these circumstances having no more real effect upon
+ her passionate and subtle self than clouds on stars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Malvolio follows and returns the ring the whole truth flashes upon
+ her. She is in love with Orsino&mdash;this she knows. Olivia, she
+ believes, is in love with her. The edge of the situation, the dawn of this
+ entanglement, excites her mirth. In this scene she becomes charming&mdash;an
+ impersonation of Spring. Her laughter is as natural and musical as the
+ song of a brook. So, in the scene with Olivia in which she cries, "Make me
+ a willow cabin at your gate!" she is the embodiment of grace, and her
+ voice is as musical as the words, and as rich in tone as they are in
+ thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the duel with Sir Andrew she shows the difference between the delicacy
+ of woman and the cowardice of man. She does the little that she can, not
+ for her own sake, but for the sake of her disguise &mdash;she feels that
+ she owes something to her clothes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I have said enough about this actress to give you an idea of one who
+ is destined to stand first in her profession.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We will now come back to the real question. I am in favor of protecting
+ the American actor. I regard the theatre as the civilizer of man. All the
+ arts united upon the stage, and the genius of the race has been lavished
+ on this mimic world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Star</i>, December 23, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ LIBERALS AND LIBERALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the prospects of Liberalism in this
+ country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The prospects of Liberalism are precisely the same as the
+ prospects of civilization&mdash;that is to say, of progress. As the people
+ become educated, they become liberal. Bigotry is the provincialism of the
+ mind. Men are bigoted who are not acquainted with the thoughts of others.
+ They have been taught one thing, and have been made to believe that their
+ little mental horizon is the circumference of all knowledge. The bigot
+ lives in an ignorant village, surrounded by ignorant neighbors. This is
+ the honest bigot. The dishonest bigot may know better, but he remains a
+ bigot because his salary depends upon it. A bigot is like a country that
+ has had no commerce with any other. He imagines that in his little head
+ there is everything of value. When a man becomes an intellectual explorer,
+ an intellectual traveler, he begins to widen, to grow liberal. He finds
+ that the ideas of others are as good as and often better than his own. The
+ habits and customs of other people throw light on his own, and by this
+ light he is enabled to discover at least some of his own mistakes. Now the
+ world has become acquainted. A few years ago, a man knew something of the
+ doctrines of his own church. Now he knows the creeds of others, and not
+ only so, but he has examined to some extent the religions of other
+ nations. He finds in other creeds all the excellencies that are in his
+ own, and most of the mistakes. In this way he learns that all creeds have
+ been produced by men, and that their differences have been accounted for
+ by race, climate, heredity&mdash;that is to say, by a difference in
+ circumstances. So we now know that the cause of Liberalism is the cause of
+ civilization. Unless the race is to be a failure, the cause of Liberalism
+ must succeed. Consequently, I have the same faith in that cause that I
+ have in the human race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Where are the most Liberals, and in what section of the
+ country is the best work for Liberalism being done?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The most Liberals are in the most intelligent section of
+ the United States. Where people think the most, there you will find the
+ most Liberals; where people think the least, you will find the most
+ bigots. Bigotry is produced by feeling&mdash;Liberalism by thinking&mdash;that
+ is to say, the one is a prejudice, the other a principle. Every geologist,
+ every astronomer, every scientist, is doing a noble work for Liberalism.
+ Every man who finds a fact, and demonstrates it, is doing work for the
+ cause. All the literature of our time that is worth reading is on the
+ liberal side. All the fiction that really interests the human mind is with
+ us. No one cares to read the old theological works. Essays written by
+ professors of theological colleges are regarded, even by Christians, with
+ a kind of charitable contempt. When any demonstration of science is
+ attacked by a creed, or a passage of Scripture, all the intelligent smile.
+ For these reasons I think that the best work for Liberalism is being done
+ where the best work for science is being done&mdash;where the best work
+ for man is being accomplished. Every legislator that assists in the repeal
+ of theological laws is doing a great work for Liberalism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In your opinion, what relation do Liberalism and
+ Prohibition bear to each other?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think they have anything to do with each other.
+ They have nothing in common except this: The Prohibitionists, I presume,
+ are endeavoring to do what they can for temperance; so all intelligent
+ Liberals are doing what they can for the cause of temperance. The
+ Prohibitionist endeavors to accomplish his object by legislation&mdash;the
+ Liberalist by education, by civilization, by example, by persuasion. The
+ method of the Liberalist is good, that of the Prohibitionist chimerical
+ and fanatical.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that Liberals should undertake a reform in
+ the marriage and divorce laws and relations?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that Liberals should do all in their power to
+ induce people to regard marriage and divorce in a sensible light, and
+ without the slightest reference to any theological ideas. They should use
+ their influence to the end that marriage shall be considered as a contract&mdash;the
+ highest and holiest that men and women can make. And they should also use
+ their influence to have the laws of divorce based on this fundamental
+ idea,&mdash;that marriage is a contract. All should be done that can be
+ done by law to uphold the sacredness of this relation. All should be done
+ that can be done to impress upon the minds of all men and all women their
+ duty to discharge all the obligations of the marriage contract faithfully
+ and cheerfully. I do not believe that it is to the interest of the State
+ or of the Nation, that people should be compelled to live together who
+ hate each other, or that a woman should be bound to a man who has been
+ false and who refuses to fulfill the contract of marriage. I do not
+ believe that any man should call upon the police, or upon the creeds, or
+ upon the church, to compel his wife to remain under his roof, or to compel
+ a woman against her will to become the mother of his children. In other
+ words, Liberals should endeavor to civilize mankind, and when men and
+ women are civilized, the marriage question, and the divorce question, will
+ be settled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Should Liberals vote on Liberal issues?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that, other things being anywhere near equal,
+ Liberals should vote for men who believe in liberty, men who believe in
+ giving to others the rights they claim for themselves&mdash;that is to
+ say, for civilized men, for men of some breadth of mind. Liberals should
+ do what they can to do away with all the theological absurdities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Can, or ought, the Liberals and Spiritualists to unite?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. All people should unite where they have objects in common.
+ They can vote together, and act together, without believing the same on
+ all points. A Liberal is not necessarily a Spiritualist, and a
+ Spiritualist is not necessarily a Liberal. If Spiritualists wish to
+ liberalize the Government, certainly Liberals would be glad of their
+ assistance, and if Spiritualists take any step in the direction of
+ freedom, the Liberals should stand by them to that extent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Which is the more dangerous to American institutions
+ &mdash;the National Reform Association (God-in-the-Constitution party) or
+ the Roman Catholic Church?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Association and the Catholic Church are dangerous
+ according to their power. The Catholic Church has far more power than the
+ Reform Association, and is consequently far more dangerous. The
+ God-in-the-Constitution association is weak, fanatical, stupid, and
+ absurd. What God are we to have in the Constitution? Whose God? If we
+ should agree to-morrow to put God in the Constitution, the question would
+ then be: Which God? On that question, the religious world would fall out.
+ In that direction there is no danger. But the Roman Catholic Church is the
+ enemy of intellectual liberty. It is the enemy of investigation. It is the
+ enemy of free schools. That church always has been, always will be, the
+ enemy of freedom. It works in the dark. When in a minority it is humility
+ itself&mdash;when in power it is the impersonation of arrogance. In
+ weakness it crawls&mdash;in power it stands erect, and compels its victims
+ to fall upon their faces. The most dangerous institution in this world, so
+ far as the intellectual liberty of man is concerned, is the Roman Catholic
+ Church. Next to that is the Protestant Church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the Christian religion and the
+ Christian Church?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My opinion upon this subject is certainly well known. The
+ Christian Church is founded upon miracles&mdash;that is to say, upon
+ impossibilities. Of course, there is a great deal that is good in the
+ creeds of the churches, and in the sermons delivered by its ministers; but
+ mixed with this good is much that is evil. My principal objection to
+ orthodox religion is the dogma of eternal pain. Nothing can be more
+ infamously absurd. All civilized men should denounce it&mdash;all women
+ should regard it with a kind of shuddering abhorrence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Secular Thought</i>, Toronto, Canada, 1888.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ POPE LEO XIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you agree with the views of Pope Leo XIII. as
+ expressed in <i>The Herald</i> of last week?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am not personally acquainted with Leo XIII., but I have
+ not the slightest idea that he loves Americans or their country. I regard
+ him as an enemy of intellectual liberty. He tells us that where the church
+ is free it will increase, and I say to him that where others are free it
+ will not. The Catholic Church has increased in this country by immigration
+ and in no other way. Possibly the Pope is willing to use his power for the
+ good of the whole people, Protestants and Catholics, and to increase their
+ prosperity and happiness, because by this he means that he will use his
+ power to make Catholics out of Protestants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is impossible for the Catholic Church to be in favor of mental freedom.
+ That church represents absolute authority. Its members have no right to
+ reason&mdash;no right to ask questions&mdash;they are called upon simply
+ to believe and to pay their subscriptions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you agree with the Pope when he says that the result
+ of efforts which have been made to throw aside Christianity and live
+ without it can be seen in the present condition of society&mdash;
+ discontent, disorder, hatred and profound unhappiness?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Undoubtedly the people of Europe who wish to be free are
+ discontented. Undoubtedly these efforts to have something like justice
+ done will bring disorder. Those in power will hate those who are
+ endeavoring to drive them from their thrones. If the people now, as
+ formerly, would bear all burdens cheerfully placed upon their shoulders by
+ church and state&mdash;that is to say, if they were so enslaved mentally
+ that they would not even have sense enough to complain, then there would
+ be what the Pope might call "peace and happiness"&mdash;that is to say,
+ the peace of ignorance, and the happiness of those who are expecting pay
+ in another world for their agonies endured in this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, the revolutionaries of Europe are not satisfied with the
+ Catholic religion; neither are they satisfied with the Protestant. Both of
+ these religions rest upon authority. Both discourage reason. Both say "Let
+ him that hath ears to hear, hear," but neither say let him that hath
+ brains to think, think.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christianity has been thoroughly tried, and it is a failure. Nearly every
+ church has upheld slavery, not only of the body, but of the mind. When
+ Christian missionaries invade what they call a heathen country, they are
+ followed in a little while by merchants and traders, and in a few days
+ afterward by the army. The first real work is to kill the heathen or steal
+ their lands, or else reduce them to something like slavery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have no confidence in the reformation of this world by churches.
+ Churches for the most part exist, not for this world, but for another.
+ They are founded upon the supernatural, and they say: "Take no thought for
+ the morrow; put your trust in your Heavenly Father and he will take care
+ of you." On the other hand, science says: "You must take care of yourself,
+ live for the world in which you happen to be&mdash;if there is another,
+ live for that when you get there."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the plan to better the condition of
+ the workingmen, by committees headed by bishops of the Catholic Church, in
+ discussing their duties?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the bishops wish to discuss with anybody about duties
+ they had better discuss with the employers, instead of the employed. This
+ discussion had better take place between the clergy and the capitalist.
+ There is no need of discussing this question with the poor wretches who
+ cannot earn more than enough to keep their souls in their bodies. If the
+ Catholic Church has so much power, and if it represents God on earth, let
+ it turn its attention to softening the hearts of capitalists, and no
+ longer waste its time in preaching patience to the poor slaves who are now
+ bearing the burdens of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you agree with the Pope that: "Sound rules of life
+ must be founded on religion"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not. Sound rules of life must be founded on the
+ experience of mankind. In other words, we must live for this world. Why
+ should men throw away hundreds and thousands of millions of dollars in
+ building cathedrals and churches, and paying the salaries of bishops and
+ priests, and cardinals and popes, and get no possible return for all this
+ money except a few guesses about another world &mdash;those guesses being
+ stated as facts&mdash;when every pope and priest and bishop knows that no
+ one knows the slightest thing on the subject. Superstition is the greatest
+ burden borne by the industry of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The nations of Europe to-day all pretend to be Christian, yet millions of
+ men are drilled and armed for the purpose of killing other Christians.
+ Each Christian nation is fortified to prevent other Christians from
+ devastating their fields. There is already a debt of about twenty-five
+ thousand millions of dollars which has been incurred by Christian nations,
+ because each one is afraid of every other, and yet all say: "It is our
+ duty to love our enemies."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This world, in my judgment, is to be reformed through intelligence &mdash;through
+ development of the mind&mdash;not by credulity, but by investigation; not
+ by faith in the supernatural, but by faith in the natural. The church has
+ passed the zenith of her power. The clergy must stand aside. Scientists
+ must take their places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you agree with the Pope in attacking the present
+ governments of Europe and the memories of Mazzini and Saffi?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not. I think Mazzini was of more use to Italy than all
+ the popes that ever occupied the chair of St. Peter&mdash;which, by the
+ way, was not his chair. I have a thousand times more regard for Mazzini,
+ for Garibaldi, for Cavour, than I have for any gentleman who pretends to
+ be the representative of God.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another objection I have to the Pope, and that is that he was so
+ scandalized when a monument was reared in Rome to the memory of Giordano
+ Bruno. Bruno was murdered about two hundred and sixty years ago by the
+ Catholic Church, and such has been the development of the human brain and
+ heart that on the very spot where he was murdered a monument rises to his
+ memory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the vicar of God has remained stationary, and he regards this mark of
+ honor to one of the greatest and noblest of the human race as an act of
+ blasphemy. The poor old man acts as if America had never been discovered&mdash;as
+ if the world were still flat&mdash;and as if the stars had been made out
+ of little pieces left over from the creation of the world and stuck in the
+ sky simply to beautify the night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, after all, I do not blame this Pope. He is the victim of his
+ surroundings. He was never married. His heart was never softened by wife
+ or children. He was born that way, and, to tell you the truth, he has my
+ sincere sympathy. Let him talk about America and stay in Italy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Herald</i>, New York, April 22, 1890.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0085" id="link0085">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SACREDNESS OF THE SABBATH.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the sacredness of the Sabbath?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think all days, all times and all seasons are alike
+ sacred. I think the best day in a man's life is the day that he is truly
+ the happiest. Every day in which good is done to humanity is a holy day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If I were to make a calendar of sacred days, I would put down the days in
+ which the greatest inventions came to the mind of genius; the days when
+ scattered tribes became nations; the days when good laws were passed; the
+ days when bad ones were repealed; the days when kings were dethroned, and
+ the people given their own; in other words, every day in which good has
+ been done; in which men and women have truly fallen in love, days in which
+ babes were born destined to change the civilization of the world. These
+ are all sacred days; days in which men have fought for the right, suffered
+ for the right, died for the right; all days in which there were heroic
+ actions for good. The day when slavery was abolished in the United States
+ is holier than any Sabbath by reason of "divine consecration."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, I care nothing about the sacredness of the Sabbath because it
+ was hallowed in the Old Testament, or because of that day Jehovah is said
+ to have rested from his labors. A space of time cannot be sacred, any more
+ than a vacuum can be sacred, and it is rendered sacred by deeds done in
+ it, and not in and of itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If we should finally invent some means of traveling by which we could go a
+ thousand miles a day, a man could escape Sunday all his life by traveling
+ West. He could start Monday, and stay Monday all the time. Or, if he
+ should some time get near the North Pole, he could walk faster than the
+ earth turns and thus beat Sunday all the while.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Should not the museums and art galleries be thrown open
+ to the workingmen free on Sunday?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Undoubtedly. In all civilized countries this is done, and I
+ believe it would be done in New York, only it is said that money has been
+ given on condition that the museums should be kept closed on Sundays. I
+ have always heard it said that large sums will be withheld by certain old
+ people who have the prospect of dying in the near future if the museums
+ are open on Sunday.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, however, seems to me a very poor and shallow excuse. Money should
+ not be received under such conditions. One of the curses of our country
+ has been the giving of gifts to colleges on certain conditions. As, for
+ instance, the money given to Andover by the original founder on the
+ condition that a certain creed be taught, and other large amounts have
+ been given on a like condition. Now, the result of this is that the
+ theological professor must teach what these donors have indicated, or go
+ out of the institution; or &mdash;and this last "or" is generally the
+ trouble&mdash;teach what he does not believe, endeavoring to get around it
+ by giving new meaning to old words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think the cause of intellectual progress has been much delayed by these
+ conditions put in the wills of supposed benefactors, so that after they
+ are dead they can rule people who have the habit of being alive. In my
+ opinion, a corpse is a poor ruler, and after a man is dead he should keep
+ quiet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course all that he did will live, and should be allowed to have its
+ natural effect. If he was a great inventor or discoverer, or if he uttered
+ great truths, these became the property of the world; but he should not
+ endeavor, after he is dead, to rule the living by conditions attached to
+ his gifts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the museums and libraries should be opened, not only to workingmen,
+ but to all others. If to see great paintings, great statues, wonderful
+ works of art; if to read the thoughts of the greatest men&mdash;if these
+ things tend to the civilization of the race, then they should be put as
+ nearly as possible within the reach of all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man who works eight or ten or twelve hours a day has not time during
+ the six days of labor to visit libraries or museums. Sunday is his day of
+ leisure, his day of recreation, and on that day he should have the
+ privilege, and he himself should deem it a right to visit all the public
+ libraries and museums, parks and gardens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In other words, I think the laboring man should have the same rights on
+ Sundays, to say the least of it, that wealthy people have on other days.
+ The man of wealth has leisure. He can attend these places on any day he
+ may desire; but necessity being the master of the poor man, Sunday is his
+ one day for such a purpose. For men of wealth to close the museums and
+ libraries on that day, shows that they have either a mistaken idea as to
+ the well-being of their fellow-men, or that they care nothing about the
+ rights of any except the wealthy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Personally, I have no sort of patience with the theological snivel and
+ drivel about the sacredness of the Sabbath. I do not understand why they
+ do not accept the words of their own Christ, namely, that "the Sabbath was
+ made for man, and not man for the Sabbath."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hypocrites of Judea were great sticklers for the Sabbath, and the
+ orthodox Christians of New York are exactly the same. My own opinion is
+ that a man who has been at work all the week, in the dust and heat, can
+ hardly afford to waste his Sunday in hearing an orthodox sermon&mdash;a
+ sermon that gives him the cheerful intelligence that his chances for being
+ damned are largely in the majority. I think it is far better for the
+ workingman to go out with his family in the park, into the woods, to some
+ German garden, where he can hear the music of Wagner, or even the waltzes
+ of Strauss, or to take a boat and go down to the shore of the sea. I think
+ than in summer a few waves of the ocean are far more refreshing then all
+ the orthodox sermons of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a matter of fact, I believe the preachers leave the city in the summer
+ and let the Devil do his worst. Whether it is believed that the Devil has
+ less power in warm weather, I do not know. But I do know that, as the
+ mercury rises, the anxiety about souls decreases, and the hotter New York
+ becomes, the cooler hell seems to be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I want the workingman, no matter what he works at&mdash;whether at
+ doctoring people, or trying law suits, or running for office&mdash;to have
+ a real good time on Sunday. He, of course, must be careful not to
+ interfere with the rights of others. He ought not to play draw-poker on
+ the steps of a church; neither should he stone a Chinese funeral, nor go
+ to any excesses; but all the week long he should have it in his mind: Next
+ Sunday I am going to have a good time. My wife and I and the children are
+ going to have a happy time. I am going out with the girl I like; or my
+ young man is going to take me to the picnic. And this thought, and this
+ hope, of having a good time on Sunday&mdash;of seeing some great pictures
+ at the Metropolitan Art Gallery&mdash;together with a good many bad ones&mdash;
+ will make work easy and lighten the burden on the shoulders of toil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I take a great interest, too, in the working women&mdash;particularly in
+ the working woman. I think that every workingman should see to it that
+ every working woman has a good time on Sunday. I am no preacher. All I
+ want is that everybody should enjoy himself in a way that he will not and
+ does not interfere with the enjoyment of others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will not do to say that we cannot trust the people. Our Government is
+ based upon the idea that the people can be trusted, and those who say that
+ the workingmen cannot be trusted, do not believe in Republican or
+ Democratic institutions. For one, I am perfectly willing to trust the
+ working people of the country. I do, every day. I trust the engineers on
+ the cars and steamers. I trust the builders of houses. I trust all
+ laboring men every day of my life, and if the laboring people of the
+ country were not trustworthy&mdash;if they were malicious or dishonest&mdash;life
+ would not be worth living.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Journal</i>, New York, June 6, 1890.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0086" id="link0086">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE WEST AND SOUTH.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the South will ever equal or surpass the
+ West in point of prosperity?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not. The West has better soil and more of the elements
+ of wealth. It is not liable to yellow fever; its rivers have better banks;
+ the people have more thrift, more enterprise, more political hospitality;
+ education is more general; the people are more inventive; better traders,
+ and besides all this, there is no race problem. The Southern people are
+ what their surroundings made them, and the influence of slavery has not
+ yet died out. In my judgment the climate of the West is superior to that
+ of the South. The West has good, cold winters, and they make people a
+ little more frugal, prudent and industrious. Winters make good homes,
+ cheerful firesides, and, after all, civilization commences at the
+ hearthstone. The South is growing, and will continue to grow, but it will
+ never equal the West. The West is destined to dominate the Republic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider the new ballot-law adapted to the needs
+ of our system of elections? If not, in what particulars does it require
+ amendment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Personally I like the brave and open way. The secret ballot
+ lacks courage. I want people to know just how I vote. The old <i>viva voce</i>
+ way was manly and looked well. Every American should be taught that he
+ votes as a sovereign&mdash;an emperor&mdash;and he should exercise the
+ right in a kingly way. But if we must have the secret ballot, then let it
+ be secret indeed, and let the crowd stand back while the king votes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the service pension movement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I see that there is a great deal of talk here in Indiana
+ about this service pension movement. It has always seemed to me that the
+ pension fund has been frittered away. Of what use is it to give a man two
+ or three dollars a month? If a man is rich why should he have any pension?
+ I think it would be better to give pensions only to the needy, and then
+ give them enough to support them. If the man was in the army a day or a
+ month, and was uninjured, and can make his own living, or has enough, why
+ should he have a pension? I believe in giving to the wounded and disabled
+ and poor, with a liberal hand, but not to the rich. I know that the nation
+ could not pay the men who fought and suffered. There is not money enough
+ in the world to pay the heroes for what they did and endured &mdash;but
+ there is money enough to keep every wounded and diseased soldier from
+ want. There is money enough to fill the lives of those who gave limbs or
+ health for the sake of the Republic, with comfort and happiness. I would
+ also like to see the poor soldier taken care of whether he was wounded or
+ not, but I see no propriety in giving to those who do not need.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Journal</i>, Indianapolis, Indiana, June 21, 1890.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0087" id="link0087">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE WESTMINSTER CREED AND OTHER SUBJECTS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the revision of the Westminster
+ creed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that the intelligence and morality of the age
+ demand the revision. The Westminster creed is infamous. It makes God an
+ infinite monster, and men the most miserable of beings. That creed has
+ made millions insane. It has furrowed countless cheeks with tears. Under
+ its influence the sentiments and sympathies of the heart have withered.
+ This creed was written by the worst of men. The civilized Presbyterians do
+ not believe it. The intelligent clergyman will not preach it, and all good
+ men who understand it, hold it in abhorrence. But the fact is that it is
+ just as good as the creed of any orthodox church. All these creeds must be
+ revised. Young America will not be consoled by the doctrine of eternal
+ pain. Yes, the creeds must be revised or the churches will be closed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the influence of the press on
+ religion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If you mean on orthodox religion, then I say the press is
+ helping to destroy it. Just to the extent that the press is intelligent
+ and fearless, it is and must be the enemy of superstition. Every fact in
+ the universe is the enemy of every falsehood. The press furnishes food
+ for, and excites thought. This tends to the destruction of the miraculous
+ and absurd. I regard the press as the friend of progress and consequently
+ the foe of orthodox religion. The old dogmas do not make the people happy.
+ What is called religion is full of fear and grief. The clergy are always
+ talking about dying, about the grave and eternal pain. They do not add to
+ the sunshine of life. If they could have their way all the birds would
+ stop singing, the flowers would lose their color and perfume, and all the
+ owls would sit on dead trees and hoot, "Broad is the road that leads to
+ death."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If you should write your last sentence on religious
+ topics what would be your closing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I now in the presence of death affirm and reaffirm the
+ truth of all that I have said against the superstitions of the world. I
+ would say at least that much on the subject with my last breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your opinion, will be Browning's position in the
+ literature of the future?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Lower than at present. Mrs. Browning was far greater than
+ her husband. He never wrote anything comparable to "Mother and Poet."
+ Browning lacked form, and that is as great a lack in poetry as it is in
+ sculpture. He was the author of some great lines, some great thoughts, but
+ he was obscure, uneven and was always mixing the poetic with the
+ commonplace. To me he cannot be compared with Shelley or Keats, or with
+ our own Walt Whitman. Of course poetry cannot be very well discussed. Each
+ man knows what he likes, what touches his heart and what words burst into
+ blossom, but he cannot judge for others. After one has read Shakespeare,
+ Burns and Byron, and Shelley and Keats; after he has read the "Sonnets"
+ and the "Daisy" and the "Prisoner of Chillon" and the "Skylark" and the
+ "Ode to the Grecian Urn"&mdash;the "Flight of the Duchess" seems a little
+ weak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Post-Express</i>, Rochester, New York, June 23, 1890.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0088" id="link0088">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SHAKESPEARE AND BACON.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Ignatius Donnelly as a literary
+ man irrespective of his Baconian theory?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I know that Mr. Donnelly enjoys the reputation of being a
+ man of decided ability and that he is regarded by many as a great orator.
+ He is known to me through his Baconian theory, and in that of course I
+ have no confidence. It is nearly as ingenious as absurd. He has spent
+ great time, and has devoted much curious learning to the subject, and has
+ at last succeeded in convincing himself that Shakespeare claimed that
+ which he did not write, and that Bacon wrote that which he did not claim.
+ But to me the theory is without the slightest foundation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Donnelly asks: "Can you imagine the author of such
+ grand productions retiring to that mud house in Stratford to live without
+ a single copy of the quarto that has made his name famous?" What do you
+ say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; I can. Shakespeare died in 1616, and the quarto was
+ published in 1623, seven years after he was dead. Under these
+ circumstances I think Shakespeare ought to be excused, even by those who
+ attack him with the greatest bitterness, for not having a copy of the
+ book. There is, however, another side to his. Bacon did not die until long
+ after the quarto was published. Did he have a copy? Did he mention the
+ copy in his will? Did he ever mention the quarto in any letter, essay, or
+ in any way? He left a library, was there a copy of the plays in it? Has
+ there ever been found a line from any play or sonnet in his handwriting?
+ Bacon left his writings, his papers, all in perfect order, but no plays,
+ no sonnets, said nothing about plays&mdash;claimed nothing on their
+ behalf. This is the other side. Now, there is still another thing. The
+ edition of 1623 was published by Shakespeare's friends, Heminge and
+ Condell. They knew him&mdash;had been with him for years, and they
+ collected most of his plays and put them in book form.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben Jonson wrote a preface, in which he placed Shakespeare above all the
+ other poets&mdash;declared that he was for all time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The edition of 1623 was gotten up by actors, by the friends and associates
+ of Shakespeare, vouched for by dramatic writers&mdash;by those who knew
+ him. This is enough.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you explain the figure: "His soul, like Mazeppa,
+ was lashed naked to the wild horse of every fear and love and hate"? Mr.
+ Donnelly does not understand you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It hardly seems necessary to explain a thing as simple and
+ plain as that. Men are carried away by some fierce passion&mdash; carried
+ away in spite of themselves as Mazeppa was carried by the wild horse to
+ which he was lashed. Whether the comparison is good or bad it is at least
+ plain. Nothing could tempt me to call Mr. Donnelly's veracity in question.
+ He says that he does not understand the sentence and I most cheerfully
+ admit that he tells the exact truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Donnelly says that you said: "Where there is genius,
+ education seems almost unnecessary," and he denounces your doctrine as the
+ most abominable doctrine ever taught. What have you to say to that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I never made the remark. In the next
+ place, it may be well enough to ask what education is. Much is taught in
+ colleges that is of no earthly use; much is taught that is hurtful. There
+ are thousands of educated men who never graduated from any college or
+ university. Every observant, thoughtful man is educating himself as long
+ as he lives. Men are better then books. Observation is a great teacher. A
+ man of talent learns slowly. He does not readily see the necessary
+ relation that one fact bears to another. A man of genius, learning one
+ fact, instantly sees hundreds of others. It is not necessary for such a
+ man to attend college. The world is his university. Every man he meets is
+ a book&mdash;every woman a volume every fact a torch&mdash;and so without
+ the aid of the so-called schools he rises to the very top. Shakespeare was
+ such a man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Donnelly says that: "The biggest myth ever on earth
+ was Shakespeare, and that if Francis Bacon had said to the people, I,
+ Francis Bacon, a gentleman of gentlemen, have been taking in secret my
+ share of the coppers and shillings taken at the door of those low
+ playhouses, he would have been ruined. If he had put the plays forth
+ simply as poetry it would have ruined his legal reputation." What do you
+ think of this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I hardly think that Shakespeare was a myth. He was
+ certainly born, married, lived in London, belonged to a company of actors;
+ went back to Stratford, where he had a family, and died. All these things
+ do not as a rule happen to myths. In addition to this, those who knew him
+ believed him to be the author of the plays. Bacon's friends never
+ suspected him. I do not think it would have hurt Bacon to have admitted
+ that he wrote "Lear" and "Othello," and that he was getting "coppers and
+ shillings" to which he was justly entitled. Certainly not as much as for
+ him to have written this, which if fact, though not in exact form, he did
+ write: "I, Francis Bacon, a gentleman of gentlemen, have been taking
+ coppers and shillings to which I was not entitled&mdash;but which I
+ received as bribes while sitting as a judge." He has been excused for two
+ reasons. First, because his salary was small, and, second, because it was
+ the custom for judges to receive presents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bacon was a lawyer. He was charged with corruption&mdash;with having taken
+ bribes, with having sold his decisions. He knew what the custom was and
+ knew how small his salary was. But he did not plead the custom in his
+ defense. He did not mention the smallness of the salary. He confessed that
+ he was guilty&mdash;as charged. His confession was deemed too general and
+ he was called upon by the Lords to make a specific confession. This he
+ did. He specified the cases in which he had received the money and told
+ how much, and begged for mercy. He did not make his confession, as Mr.
+ Donnelly is reported to have said, to get his fine remitted. The
+ confession was made before the fine was imposed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither do I think that the theatre in which the plays of Shakespeare were
+ represented could or should be called a "low play house." The fact that
+ "Othello," "Lear," "Hamlet," "Julius C&aelig;sar," and the other great
+ dramas were first played in that playhouse made it the greatest building
+ in the world. The gods themselves should have occupied seats in that
+ theatre, where for the first time the greatest productions of the human
+ mind were put upon the stage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Tribune</i>, Minneapolis, Minn., May 31, 1891.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0089" id="link0089">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY, AND PRESBYTERIANISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How have you acquired the art of growing old gracefully?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is very hard to live a great while without getting old,
+ and it is hardly worth while to die just to keep young. It is claimed that
+ people with certain incomes live longer than those who have to earn their
+ bread. But the income people have a stupid kind of life, and though they
+ may hang on a good many years, they can hardly be said to do much real
+ living. The best you can say is, not that they lived so many years, but
+ that it took them so many years to die. Some people imagine that regular
+ habits prolong life, but that depends somewhat on the habits. Only the
+ other day I read an article written by a physician, in which regular
+ habits &mdash;good ones, were declared to be quite dangerous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Where life is perfectly regular, all the wear and tear comes on the same
+ nerves&mdash;every blow falls on the same place. Variety, even in a bad
+ direction, is a great relief. But living long has nothing to do with
+ getting old gracefully. Good nature is a great enemy of wrinkles, and
+ cheerfulness helps the complexion. If we could only keep from being
+ annoyed at little things, it would add to the luxury of living. Great
+ sorrows are few, and after all do not affect us as much as the many
+ irritating, almost nothings that attack from every side. The traveler is
+ bothered more with dust than mountains. It is a great thing to have an
+ object in life&mdash; something to work for and think for. If a man thinks
+ only about himself, his own comfort, his own importance, he will not grow
+ old gracefully. More and more his spirit, small and mean, will leave its
+ impress on his face, and especially in his eyes. You look at him and feel
+ that there is no jewel in the casket; that a shriveled soul is living in a
+ tumble-down house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The body gets its grace from the mind. I suppose that we are all more or
+ less responsible for our looks. Perhaps the thinker of great thoughts, the
+ doer of noble deeds, moulds his features in harmony with his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Probably the best medicine, the greatest beautifier in the world, is to
+ make somebody else happy. I have noticed that good mothers have faces as
+ serene as a cloudless day in June, and the older the serener. It is a
+ great thing to know the relative importance of things, and those who do,
+ get the most out of life. Those who take an interest in what they see, and
+ keep their minds busy are always young.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other day I met a blacksmith who has given much attention to geology
+ and fossil remains. He told me how happy he was in his excursions. He was
+ nearly seventy years old, and yet he had the enthusiasm of a boy. He said
+ he had some very fine specimens, "but," said he, "nearly every night I
+ dream of finding perfect ones."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That man will keep young as long as he lives. As long as a man lives he
+ should study. Death alone has the right to dismiss the school. No man can
+ get too much knowledge. In that, he can have all the avarice he wants, but
+ he can get too much property. If the business men would stop when they got
+ enough, they might have a chance to grow old gracefully. But the most of
+ them go on and on, until, like the old stage horse, stiff and lame, they
+ drop dead in the road. The intelligent, the kind, the reasonably
+ contented, the courageous, the self-poised, grow old gracefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are not the restraints to free religious thought being
+ worn away, as the world grows older, and will not the recent attacks of
+ the religious press and pulpit upon the unorthodoxy of Dr. Briggs, Rev. R.
+ Heber Newton and the prospective Episcopal bishop of Massachusetts, Dr.
+ Phillips Brooks, and others, have a tendency still further to extend this
+ freedom?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course the world is growing somewhat wiser&mdash;getting
+ more sense day by day. It is amazing to me that any human being or beings
+ ever wrote the Presbyterian creed. Nothing can be more absurd&mdash;more
+ barbaric than that creed. It makes man the sport of an infinite monster,
+ and yet good people, men and women of ability, who have gained eminence in
+ almost every department of human effort, stand by this creed as if it were
+ filled with wisdom and goodness. They really think that a good God damns
+ his poor ignorant children just for his own glory, and that he sends
+ people to perdition, not for any evil in them, but to the praise of his
+ glorious justice. Dr. Briggs has been wicked enough to doubt this phase of
+ God's goodness, and Dr. Bridgman was heartless enough to drop a tear in
+ hell. Of course they have no idea of what justice really is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Presbyterian General Assembly that has just adjourned stood by
+ Calvinism. The "Five Points" are as sharp as ever. The members of that
+ assembly&mdash;most of them&mdash;find all their happiness in the "creed."
+ They need no other amusement. If they feel blue they read about total
+ depravity&mdash;and cheer up. In moments of great sorrow they think of the
+ tale of non-elect infants, and their hearts overflow with a kind of joy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They cannot imagine why people wish to attend the theatre when they can
+ read the "Confession of Faith," or why they should feel like dancing after
+ they do read it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is very sad to think of the young men and women who have been eternally
+ ruined by witnessing the plays of Shakespeare, and it is also sad to think
+ of the young people, foolish enough to be happy, keeping time to the pulse
+ of music, waltzing to hell in loving pairs&mdash;all for the glory of God,
+ and to the praise of his glorious justice. I think, too, of the thousands
+ of men and women who, while listening to the music of Wagner, have
+ absolutely forgotten the Presbyterian creed, and who for a little while
+ have been as happy as if the creed had never been written. Tear down the
+ theatres, burn the opera houses, break all musical instruments, and then
+ let us go to church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not at all surprised that the General Assembly took up this
+ progressive euchre matter. The word "progressive" is always obnoxious to
+ the ministers. Euchre under another name might go. Of course, progressive
+ euchre is a kind of gambling. I knew a young man, or rather heard of him,
+ who won at progressive euchre a silver spoon. At first this looks like
+ nothing, almost innocent, and yet that spoon, gotten for nothing, sowed
+ the seed of gambling in that young man's brain. He became infatuated with
+ euchre, then with cards in general, then with draw-poker in particular,&mdash;then
+ into Wall Street. He is now a total wreck, and has the impudence to say
+ that is was all "pre-ordained." Think of the thousands and millions that
+ are being demoralized by games of chance, by marbles &mdash;when they play
+ for keeps&mdash;by billiards and croquet, by fox and geese, authors,
+ halma, tiddledywinks and pigs in clover. In all these miserable games, is
+ the infamous element of chance&mdash;the raw material of gambling.
+ Probably none of these games could be played exclusively for the glory of
+ God. I agree with the Presbyterian General Assembly, if the creed is true,
+ why should anyone try to amuse himself? If there is a hell, and all of us
+ are going there, there should never be another smile on the human face. We
+ should spend our days in sighs, our nights in tears. The world should go
+ insane. We find strange combinations&mdash;good men with bad creeds, and
+ bad men with good ones&mdash;and so the great world stumbles along.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Blade</i>, Toledo, Ohio, June 4, 1891.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CREEDS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is a natural desire on the part of every intelligent human being to
+ harmonize his information&mdash;to make his theories agree&mdash;in other
+ words, to make what he knows, or thinks he knows, in one department, agree
+ and harmonize with what he knows, or thinks he knows, in every other
+ department of human knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The human race has not advanced in line, neither has it advanced in all
+ departments with the same rapidity. It is with the race as it is with an
+ individual. A man may turn his entire attention to some one subject&mdash;as,
+ for instance, to geology&mdash;and neglect other sciences. He may be a
+ good geologist, but an exceedingly poor astronomer; or he may know nothing
+ of politics or of political economy. So he may be a successful statesman
+ and know nothing of theology. But if a man, successful in one direction,
+ takes up some other question, he is bound to use the knowledge he has on
+ one subject as a kind of standard to measure what he is told on some other
+ subject. If he is a chemist, it will be natural for him, when studying
+ some other question, to use what he knows in chemistry; that is to say, he
+ will expect to find cause and effect everywhere &mdash;succession and
+ resemblance. He will say: It must be in all other sciences as in chemistry&mdash;there
+ must be no chance. The elements have no caprice. Iron is always the same.
+ Gold does not change. Prussic acid is always poison&mdash;it has no
+ freaks. So he will reason as to all facts in nature. He will be a believer
+ in the atomic integrity of all matter, in the persistence of gravitation.
+ Being so trained, and so convinced, his tendency will be to weigh what is
+ called new information in the same scales that he has been using.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, for the application of this. Progress in religion is the slowest,
+ because man is kept back by sentimentality, by the efforts of parents, by
+ old associations. A thousand unseen tendrils are twining about him that he
+ must necessarily break if he advances. In other departments of knowledge
+ inducements are held out and rewards are promised to the one who does
+ succeed&mdash;to the one who really does advance&mdash;to the one who
+ discovers new facts. But in religion, instead of rewards being promised,
+ threats are made. The man is told that he must not advance; that if he
+ takes a step forward, it is at the peril of his soul; that if he thinks
+ and investigates, he is in danger of exciting the wrath of God.
+ Consequently religion has been of the slowest growth. Now, in most
+ departments of knowledge, man has advanced; and coming back to the
+ original statement&mdash;a desire to harmonize all that we know&mdash;there
+ is a growing desire on the part of intelligent men to have a religion fit
+ to keep company with the other sciences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our creeds were made in times of ignorance. They suited very well a flat
+ world, and a God who lived in the sky just above us and who used the
+ lightning to destroy his enemies. This God was regarded much as a savage
+ regarded the head of his tribe&mdash;as one having the right to reward and
+ punish. And this God, being much greater than a chief of the tribe, could
+ give greater rewards and inflict greater punishments. They knew that the
+ ordinary chief, or the ordinary king, punished the slightest offence with
+ death. They also knew that these chiefs and kings tortured their victims
+ as long as the victims could bear the torture. So when they described
+ their God, they gave this God power to keep the tortured victim alive
+ forever &mdash;because they knew that the earthly chief, or the earthly
+ king, would prolong the life of the tortured for the sake of increasing
+ the agonies of the victim. In those savage days they regarded punishment
+ as the only means of protecting society. In consequence of this they built
+ heaven and hell on an earthly plan, and they put God&mdash;that is to say
+ the chief, that is to say the king&mdash;on a throne like an earthly king.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, these views were all ignorant and barbaric; but in that blessed
+ day their geology and astronomy were on a par with their theology. There
+ was a harmony in all departments of knowledge, or rather of ignorance.
+ Since that time there has been a great advance made in the idea of
+ government&mdash;the old idea being that the right to govern came from God
+ to the king, and from the king to his people. Now intelligent people
+ believe that the source of authority has been changed, and that all just
+ powers of government are derived from the consent of the governed. So
+ there has been a great advance in the philosophy of punishment&mdash;in
+ the treatment of criminals. So, too, in all the sciences. The earth is no
+ longer flat; heaven is not immediately above us; the universe has been
+ infinitely enlarged, and we have at last found that our earth is but a
+ grain of sand, a speck on the great shore of the infinite. Consequently
+ there is a discrepancy, a discord, a contradiction between our theology
+ and the other sciences. Men of intelligence feel this. Dr. Briggs
+ concluded that a perfectly good and intelligent God could not have created
+ billions of sentient beings, knowing that they were to be eternally
+ miserable. No man could do such a thing, had he the power, without being
+ infinitely malicious. Dr. Briggs began to have a little hope for the human
+ race&mdash;began to think that maybe God is better than the creed
+ describes him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And right here it may be well enough to remark that no one has ever been
+ declared a heretic for thinking God bad. Heresy has consisted in thinking
+ God better than the church said he was. The man who said God will damn
+ nearly everybody, was orthodox. The man who said God will save everybody,
+ was denounced as a blaspheming wretch, as one who assailed and maligned
+ the character of God. I can remember when the Universalists were denounced
+ as vehemently and maliciously as the Atheists are to-day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, Dr. Briggs is undoubtedly an intelligent man. He knows that nobody on
+ earth knows who wrote the five books of Moses. He knows that they were not
+ written until hundreds of years after Moses was dead. He knows that two or
+ more persons were the authors of Isaiah. He knows that David did not write
+ to exceed three or four of the Psalms. He knows that the Book of Job is
+ not a Jewish book. He knows that the Songs of Solomon were not written by
+ Solomon. He knows that the Book of Ecclesiastes was written by a
+ Freethinker. He also knows that there is not in existence to-day&mdash;so
+ far as anybody knows&mdash;any of the manuscripts of the Old or New
+ Testaments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So about the New Testament, Dr. Briggs knows that nobody lives who has
+ ever seen an original manuscript, or who ever saw anybody that did see
+ one, or that claims to have seen one. He knows that nobody knows who wrote
+ Matthew or Mark or Luke or John. He knows that John did not write John,
+ and that that gospel was not written until long after John was dead. He
+ knows that no one knows who wrote the Hebrews. He also knows that the Book
+ of Revelation is an insane production. Dr. Briggs also knows the way in
+ which these books came to be canonical, and he knows that the way was no
+ more binding than a resolution passed by a political convention. He also
+ knows that many books were left out that had for centuries equal authority
+ with those that were put in. He also knows that many passages&mdash; and
+ the very passages upon which many churches are founded&mdash;are
+ interpolations. He knows that the last chapter of Mark, beginning with the
+ sixteenth verse to the end, is an interpolation; and he also knows that
+ neither Matthew nor Mark nor Luke ever said one word about the necessity
+ of believing on the Lord Jesus Christ, or of believing anything&mdash;not
+ one word about believing the Bible or joining the church, or doing any
+ particular thing in the way of ceremony to insure salvation. He knows that
+ according to Matthew, God agreed to forgive us when we would forgive
+ others. Consequently he knows that there is not one particle of what is
+ called modern theology in Matthew, Mark, or Luke. He knows that the
+ trouble commenced in John, and that John was not written until probably
+ one hundred and fifty years&mdash;possibly two hundred years&mdash;after
+ Christ was dead. So he also knows that the sin against the Holy Ghost is
+ an interpolation; that "I came not to bring peace but a sword," if not an
+ interpolation, is an absolute contradiction. So, too, he knows that the
+ promise to forgive in heaven what the disciples should forgive on earth,
+ is an interpolation; and that if its not an interpolation, it is without
+ the slightest sense in fact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Knowing these things, and knowing, in addition to what I have stated, that
+ there are thirty thousand or forty thousand mistakes in the Old Testament,
+ that there are a great many contradictions and absurdities, than many of
+ the laws are cruel and infamous, and could have been made only by a
+ barbarous people, Dr. Briggs has concluded that, after all, the torch that
+ sheds the serenest and divinest light is the human reason, and that we
+ must investigate the Bible as we do other books. At least, I suppose he
+ has reached some such conclusion. He may imagine that the pure gold of
+ inspiration still runs through the quartz and porphyry of ignorance and
+ mistake, and that all we have to do is to extract the shining metal by
+ some process that may be called theological smelting; and if so I have no
+ fault to find. Dr. Briggs has taken a step in advance&mdash;that is to
+ say, the tree is growing, and when the tree grows, the bark splits; when
+ the new leaves come the old leaves are rotting on the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Presbyterian creed is a very bad creed. It has been the
+ stumbling-block, not only of the head, but of the heart for many
+ generations. I do not know that it is, in fact, worse than any other
+ orthodox creed; but the bad features are stated with an explicitness and
+ emphasized with a candor that render the creed absolutely appalling. It is
+ amazing to me that any man ever wrote it, or that any set of men ever
+ produced it. It is more amazing to me that any human being ever believed
+ in it. It is still more amazing that any human being ever thought it
+ wicked not to believe it. It is more amazing still, than all the others
+ combined, that any human being ever wanted it to be true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This creed is a relic of the Middle Ages. It has in it the malice, the
+ malicious logic, the total depravity, the utter heartlessness of John
+ Calvin, and it gives me great pleasure to say that no Presbyterian was
+ ever as bad as his creed. And here let me say, as I have said many times,
+ that I do not hate Presbyterians&mdash;because among them I count some of
+ my best friends&mdash;but I hate Presbyterianism. And I cannot illustrate
+ this any better than by saying, I do not hate a man because he has the
+ rheumatism, but I hate the rheumatism because it has a man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Presbyterian Church is growing, and is growing because, as I said at
+ first, there is a universal tendency in the mind of man to harmonize all
+ that he knows or thinks he knows. This growth may be delayed. The buds of
+ heresy may be kept back by the north wind of Princeton and by the early
+ frost called Patton. In spite of these souvenirs of the Dark Ages, the
+ church must continue to grow. The theologians who regard theology as
+ something higher than a trade, tend toward Liberalism. Those who regard
+ preaching as a business, and the inculcation of sentiment as a trade, will
+ stand by the lowest possible views. They will cling to the letter and
+ throw away the spirit. They prefer the dead limb to a new bud or to a new
+ leaf. They want no more sap. They delight in the dead tree, in its
+ unbending nature, and they mistake the stiffness of death for the vigor
+ and resistance of life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as with Dr. Briggs, so with Dr. Bridgman, although it seems to me
+ that he has simply jumped from the frying-pan into the fire; and why he
+ should prefer the Episcopal creed to the Baptist, is more than I can
+ imagine. The Episcopal creed is, in fact, just as bad as the Presbyterian.
+ It calmly and with unruffled brow, utters the sentence of eternal
+ punishment on the majority of the human race, and the Episcopalian expects
+ to be happy in heaven, with his son or daughter or his mother or wife in
+ hell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dr. Bridgman will find himself exactly in the position of the Rev. Mr.
+ Newton, provided he expresses his thought. But I account for the Bridgmans
+ and for the Newtons by the fact that there is still sympathy in the human
+ heart, and that there is still intelligence in the human brain. For my
+ part, I am glad to see this growth in the orthodox churches, and the
+ quicker they revise their creeds the better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I oppose nothing that is good in any creed&mdash;I attack only that which
+ is ignorant, cruel and absurd, and I make the attack in the interest of
+ human liberty, and for the sake of human happiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the action of the Presbyterian
+ General Assembly at Detroit, and what effect do you think it will have on
+ religious growth?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. That General Assembly was controlled by the orthodox within
+ the church, by the strict constructionists and by the Calvinists; by
+ gentlemen who not only believe the creed, not only believe that a vast
+ majority of people are going to hell, but are really glad of it; by
+ gentlemen who, when they feel a little blue, read about total depravity to
+ cheer up, and when they think of the mercy of God as exhibited in their
+ salvation, and the justice of God as illustrated by the damnation of
+ others, their hearts burst into a kind of efflorescence of joy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These gentlemen are opposed to all kinds of amusements except reading the
+ Bible, the Confession of Faith, and the creed, and listening to
+ Presbyterian sermons and prayers. All these things they regard as the food
+ of cheerfulness. They warn the elect against theatres and operas, dancing
+ and games of chance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, if their doctrine is true, there ought to be no theatres, except
+ exhibitions of hell; there ought to be no operas, except where the music
+ is a succession of wails for the misfortunes of man. If their doctrine is
+ true, I do not see how any human being could ever smile again&mdash;I do
+ not see how a mother could welcome her babe; everything in nature would
+ become hateful; flowers and sunshine would simply tell us of our fate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My doctrine is exactly the opposite of this. Let us enjoy ourselves every
+ moment that we can. The love of the dramatic is universal. The stage has
+ not simply amused, but it has elevated mankind. The greatest genius of our
+ world poured the treasures of his soul into the drama. I do not believe
+ that any girl can be corrupted, or that any man can be injured, by
+ becoming acquainted with Isabella or Miranda or Juliet or Imogen, or any
+ of the great heroines of Shakespeare.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So I regard the opera as one of the great civilizers. No one can listen to
+ the symphonies of Beethoven, or the music of Schubert, without receiving a
+ benefit. And no one can hear the operas of Wagner without feeling that he
+ has been ennobled and refined.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why is it the Presbyterians are so opposed to music in the world, and yet
+ expect to have so much in heaven? Is not music just as demoralizing in the
+ sky as on the earth, and does anybody believe that Abraham or Isaac or
+ Jacob, ever played any music comparable to Wagner?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why should we postpone our joy to another world? Thousands of people take
+ great pleasure in dancing, and I say let them dance. Dancing is better
+ than weeping and wailing over a theology born of ignorance and
+ superstition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so with games of chance. There is a certain pleasure in playing games,
+ and the pleasure is of the most innocent character. Let all these games be
+ played at home and children will not prefer the saloon to the society of
+ their parents. I believe in cards and billiards, and would believe in
+ progressive euchre, were it more of a game&mdash;the great objection to it
+ is its lack of complexity. My idea is to get what little happiness you can
+ out of this life, and to enjoy all sunshine that breaks through the clouds
+ of misfortune. Life is poor enough at best. No one should fail to pick up
+ every jewel of joy that can be found in his path. Every one should be as
+ happy as he can, provided he is not happy at the expense of another, and
+ no person rightly constituted can be happy at the expense of another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So let us get all we can of good between the cradle and the grave; all
+ that we can of the truly dramatic; all that we can of music; all that we
+ can of art; all that we can of enjoyment; and if, when death comes, that
+ is the end, we have at least made the best of this life; and if there be
+ another life, let us make the best of that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am doing what little I can to hasten the coming of the day when the
+ human race will enjoy liberty&mdash;not simply of body, but liberty of
+ mind. And by liberty of mind I mean freedom from superstition, and added
+ to that, the intelligence to find out the conditions of happiness; and
+ added to that, the wisdom to live in accordance with those conditions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Morning Advertiser</i>, New York, June 12, 1891.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE TENDENCY OF MODERN THOUGHT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you regard the Briggs trial as any evidence of the
+ growth of Liberalism in the church itself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When men get together, and make what they call a creed, the
+ supposition is that they then say as nearly as possible what they mean and
+ what they believe. A written creed, of necessity, remains substantially
+ the same. In a few years this creed ceases to give exactly the new shade
+ of thought. Then begin two processes, one of destruction and the other of
+ preservation. In every church, as in every party, and as you may say in
+ every corporation, there are two wings&mdash;one progressive, the other
+ conservative. In the church there will be a few, and they will represent
+ the real intelligence of the church, who become dissatisfied with the
+ creed, and who at first satisfy themselves by giving new meanings to old
+ words. On the other hand, the conservative party appeals to emotions, to
+ memories, and to the experiences of their fellow- members, for the purpose
+ of upholding the old dogmas and the old ideas; so that each creed is like
+ a crumbling castle. The conservatives plant ivy and other vines, hoping
+ that their leaves will hide the cracks and erosions of time; but the
+ thoughtful see beyond these leaves and are satisfied that the structure
+ itself is in the process of decay, and that no amount of ivy can restore
+ the crumbling stones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old Presbyterian creed, when it was first formulated, satisfied a
+ certain religious intellect. At that time people were not very merciful.
+ They had no clear conceptions of justice. Their lives were for the most
+ part hard; most of them suffered the pains and pangs of poverty; nearly
+ all lived in tyrannical governments and were the sport of nobles and
+ kings. Their idea of God was born of their surroundings. God, to them, was
+ an infinite king who delighted in exhibitions of power. At any rate, their
+ minds were so constructed that they conceived of an infinite being who,
+ billions of years before the world was, made up his mind as to whom he
+ would save and whom he would damn. He not only made up his mind as to the
+ number he would save, and the number that should be lost, but he saved and
+ damned without the slightest reference to the character of the individual.
+ They believed then, and some pretend to believe still, that God damns a
+ man not because he is bad, and that he saves a man not because he is good,
+ but simply for the purpose of self-glorification as an exhibition of his
+ eternal justice. It would be impossible to conceive of any creed more
+ horrible than that of the Presbyterians. Although I admit&mdash;and I not
+ only admit but I assert&mdash;that the creeds of all orthodox Christians
+ are substantially the same, the Presbyterian creed says plainly what it
+ means. There is no hesitation, no evasion. The horrible truth, so-called,
+ is stated in the clearest possible language. One would think after reading
+ this creed, that the men who wrote it not only believed it, but were
+ really glad it was true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ideas of justice, of the use of power, of the use of mercy, have greatly
+ changed in the last century. We are beginning dimly to see that each man
+ is the result of an infinite number of conditions, of an infinite number
+ of facts, most of which existed before he was born. We are beginning dimly
+ to see that while reason is a pilot, each soul navigates the mysterious
+ sea filled with tides and unknown currents set in motion by ancestors long
+ since dust. We are beginning to see that defects of mind are transmitted
+ precisely the same as defects of body, and in my judgment the time is
+ coming when we shall not more think of punishing a man for larceny than
+ for having the consumption. We shall know that the thief is a necessary
+ and natural result of conditions, preparing, you may say, the field of the
+ world for the growth of man. We shall no longer depend upon accident and
+ ignorance and providence. We shall depend upon intelligence and science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Presbyterian creed is no longer in harmony with the average sense of
+ man. It shocks the average mind. It seems too monstrous to be true; too
+ horrible to find a lodgment in the mind of the civilized man. The
+ Presbyterian minister who thinks, is giving new meanings to the old words.
+ The Presbyterian minister who feels, also gives new meanings to the old
+ words. Only those who neither think nor feel remain orthodox.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For many years the Christian world has been engaged in examining the
+ religions of other peoples, and the Christian scholars have had but little
+ trouble in demonstrating the origin of Mohammedanism and Buddhism and all
+ other isms except ours. After having examined other religions in the light
+ of science, it occurred to some of our theologians to examine their own
+ doctrine in the same way, and the result has been exactly the same in both
+ cases. Dr. Briggs, as I believe, is a man of education. He is undoubtedly
+ familiar with other religions, and has, to some extent at least, made
+ himself familiar with the sacred books of other people. Dr. Briggs knows
+ that no human being knows who wrote a line of the Old Testament. He knows
+ as well as he can know anything, for instance, that Moses never wrote one
+ word of the books attributed to him. He knows that the book of Genesis was
+ made by putting two or three stories together. He also knows that it is
+ not the oldest story, but was borrowed. He knows that in this book of
+ Genesis there is not one word adapted to make a human being better, or to
+ shed the slightest light on human conduct. He knows, if he knows anything,
+ that the Mosaic Code, so-called, was, and is, exceedingly barbarous and
+ not adapted to do justice between man and man, or between nation and
+ nation. He knows that the Jewish people pursued a course adapted to
+ destroy themselves; that they refused to make friends with their
+ neighbors; that they had not the slightest idea of the rights of other
+ people; that they really supposed that the earth was theirs, and that
+ their God was the greatest God in the heavens. He also knows that there
+ are many thousands of mistakes in the Old Testament as translated. He
+ knows that the book of Isaiah is made up of several books. He knows the
+ same thing in regard to the New Testament. He also knows that there were
+ many other books that were once considered sacred that have been thrown
+ away, and that nobody knows who wrote a solitary line of the New
+ Testament.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides all this, Dr. Briggs knows that the Old and New Testaments are
+ filled with interpolations, and he knows that the passages of Scripture
+ which have been taken as the foundation stones for creeds, were written
+ hundreds of years after the death of Christ. He knows well enough that
+ Christ never said: "I came not to bring peace, but a sword." He knows that
+ the same being never said: "Thou art Peter, and on this rock will I build
+ my church." He knows, too, that Christ never said: "Whosoever believes
+ shall be saved, and whosoever believes not shall be damned." He knows that
+ these were interpolations. He knows that the sin against the Holy Ghost is
+ another interpolation. He knows, if he knows anything, that the gospel
+ according to John was written long after the rest, and that nearly all of
+ the poison and superstition of orthodoxy is in that book. He knows also,
+ if he knows anything, that St. Paul never read one of the four gospels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Knowing all these things, Dr. Briggs has had the honesty to say that there
+ was some trouble about taking the Bible as absolutely inspired in word and
+ punctuation. I do not think, however, that he can maintain his own
+ position and still remain a Presbyterian or anything like a Presbyterian.
+ He takes the ground, I believe, that there are three sources of knowledge:
+ First, the Bible; second, the church; third, reason. It seems to me that
+ reason should come first, because if you say the Bible is a source of
+ authority, why do you say it? Do you say this because your reason is
+ convinced that it is? If so, then reason is the foundation of that belief.
+ If, again, you say the church is a source of authority, why do you say so?
+ It must be because its history convinces your reason that it is.
+ Consequently, the foundation of that idea is reason. At the bottom of this
+ pyramid must be reason, and no man is under any obligation to believe that
+ which is unreasonable to him. He may believe things that he cannot prove,
+ but he does not believe them because they are unreasonable. He believes
+ them because he thinks they are not unreasonable, not impossible, not
+ improbable. But, after all, reason is the crucible in which every fact
+ must be placed, and the result fixes the belief of the intelligent man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It seems to me that the whole Presbyterian creed must come down together.
+ It is a scheme based upon certain facts, so-called. There is in it the
+ fall of man. There is in it the scheme of the atonement, and there is the
+ idea of hell, eternal punishment, and the idea of heaven, eternal reward;
+ and yet, according to their creed, hell is not a punishment and heaven is
+ not a reward. Now, if we do away with the fall of man we do away with the
+ atonement; then we do away with all supernatural religion. Then we come
+ back to human reason. Personally, I hope that the Presbyterian Church will
+ be advanced enough and splendid enough to be honest, and if it is honest,
+ all the gentlemen who amount to anything, who assist in the trial of Dr.
+ Briggs, will in all probability agree with him, and he will be acquitted.
+ But if they throw aside their reason, and remain blindly orthodox, then he
+ will be convicted. To me it is simply miraculous that any man should
+ imagine that the Bible is the source of truth. There was a time when all
+ scientific facts were measured by the Bible. That time is past, and now
+ the believers in the Bible are doing their best to convince us that it is
+ in harmony with science. In other words, I have lived to see a change of
+ standards. When I was a boy, science was measured by the Bible. Now the
+ Bible is measured by science. This is an immense step. So it is impossible
+ for me to conceive what kind of a mind a man has, who finds in the history
+ of the church the fact that it has been a source of truth. How can any one
+ come to the conclusion that the Catholic Church has been a source of
+ truth, a source of intellectual light? How can anyone believe that the
+ church of John Calvin has been a source of truth? If its creed is not
+ true, if its doctrines are mistakes, if its dogmas are monstrous
+ delusions, how can it be said to have been a source of truth?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My opinion is that Dr. Briggs will not be satisfied with the step he has
+ taken. He has turned his face a little toward the light. The farther he
+ walks the harder it will be for him to turn back. The probability is that
+ the orthodox will turn him out, and the process of driving out men of
+ thought and men of genius will go on until the remnant will be as orthodox
+ as they are stupid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think mankind is drifting away from the
+ supernatural?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My belief is that the supernatural has had its day. The
+ church must either change or abdicate. That is to say, it must keep step
+ with the progress of the world or be trampled under foot. The church as a
+ power has ceased to exist. To-day it is a matter of infinite indifference
+ what the pulpit thinks unless there comes the voice of heresy from the
+ sacred place. Every orthodox minister in the United States is listened to
+ just in proportion that he preaches heresy. The real, simon-pure, orthodox
+ clergyman delivers his homilies to empty benches, and to a few ancient
+ people who know nothing of the tides and currents of modern thought. The
+ orthodox pulpit to-day has no thought, and the pews are substantially in
+ the same condition. There was a time when the curse of the church whitened
+ the face of a race, but now its anathema is the food of laughter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What, in your judgment, is to be the outcome of the
+ present agitation in religious circles?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My idea is that people more and more are declining the
+ postponement of happiness to another world. The general tendency is to
+ enjoy the present. All religions have taught men that the pleasures of
+ this world are of no account; that they are nothing but husks and rags and
+ chaff and disappointment; that whoever expects to be happy in this world
+ makes a mistake; that there is nothing on the earth worth striving for;
+ that the principal business of mankind should be to get ready to be happy
+ in another world; that the great occupation is to save your soul, and when
+ you get it saved, when you are satisfied that you are one of the elect,
+ then pack up all your worldly things in a very small trunk, take it to the
+ dock of time that runs out into the ocean of eternity, sit down on it, and
+ wait for the ship of death. And of course each church is the only one that
+ sells a through ticket which can be depended on. In all religions, as far
+ as I know, is an admixture of asceticism, and the greater the quantity,
+ the more beautiful the religion has been considered, The tendency of the
+ world to- day is to enjoy life while you have it; it is to get something
+ out of the present moment; and we have found that there are things worth
+ living for even in this world. We have found that a man can enjoy himself
+ with wife and children; that he can be happy in the acquisition of
+ knowledge; that he can be very happy in assisting others; in helping those
+ he loves; that there is some joy in poetry, in science and in the
+ enlargement and development of the mind; that there is some delight in
+ music and in the drama and in the arts. We are finding, poor as the world
+ is, that it beats a promise the fulfillment of which is not to take place
+ until after death. The world is also finding out another thing, and that
+ is that the gentlemen who preach these various religions, and promise
+ these rewards, and threaten the punishments, know nothing whatever of the
+ subject; that they are as blindly ignorant as the people they pretend to
+ teach, and the people are as blindly ignorant as the animals below them.
+ We have finally concluded that no human being has the slightest conception
+ of origin or of destiny, and that this life, not only in its commencement
+ but in its end, is just as mysterious to-day as it was to the first man
+ whose eyes greeted the rising sun. We are no nearer the solution of the
+ problem than those who lived thousands of years before us, and we are just
+ as near it as those who will live millions of years after we are dead. So
+ many people having arrived at the conclusion that nobody knows and that
+ nobody can know, like sensible folks they have made up their minds to
+ enjoy life. I have often said, and I say again, that I feel as if I were
+ on a ship not knowing the port from which it sailed, not knowing the
+ harbor to which it was going, not having a speaking acquaintance with any
+ of the officers, and I have made up my mind to have as good a time with
+ the other passengers as possible under the circumstances. If this ship
+ goes down in mid- sea I have at least made something, and if it reaches a
+ harbor of perpetual delight I have lost nothing, and I have had a happy
+ voyage. And I think millions and millions are agreeing with me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, understand, I am not finding fault with any of these religions or
+ with any of these ministers. These religions and these ministers are the
+ necessary and natural products of sufficient causes. Mankind has traveled
+ from barbarism to what we now call civilization, by many paths, all of
+ which under the circumstances, were absolutely necessary; and while I
+ think the individual does as he must, I think the same of the church, of
+ the corporation, and of the nation, and not only of the nation, but of the
+ whole human race. Consequently I have no malice and no prejudices. I have
+ likes and dislikes. I do not blame a gourd for not being a cantaloupe, but
+ I like cantaloupes. So I do not blame the old hard-shell Presbyterian for
+ not being a philosopher, but I like philosophers. So to wind it all up
+ with regard to the tendency of modern thought, or as to the outcome of
+ what you call religion, my own belief is that what is known as religion
+ will disappear from the human mind. And by "religion" I mean the
+ supernatural. By "religion" I mean living in this world for another, or
+ living in this world to gratify some supposed being, whom we never saw and
+ about whom we know nothing, and of whose existence we know nothing. In
+ other words, religion consists of the duties we are supposed to owe to the
+ first great cause, and of certain things necessary for us to do here to
+ insure happiness hereafter. These ideas, in my judgment, are destined to
+ perish, and men will become convinced that all their duties are within
+ their reach, and that obligations can exist only between them and other
+ sentient beings. Another idea, I think, will force itself upon the mind,
+ which is this: That he who lives the best for this world lives the best
+ for another if there be one. In other words, humanity will take the place
+ of what is called "religion." Science will displace superstition, and to
+ do justice will be the ambition of man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My creed is this: Happiness is the only good. The place to be happy is
+ here. The time to be happy is now. The way to be happy is to make others
+ so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is going to take the place of the pulpit?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have for a long time wondered why somebody didn't start a
+ church on a sensible basis. My idea is this: There are, of course, in
+ every community, lawyers, doctors, merchants, and people of all trades and
+ professions who have not the time during the week to pay any particular
+ attention to history, poetry, art, or song. Now, it seems to me that it
+ would be a good thing to have a church and for these men to employ a man
+ of ability, of talent, to preach to them Sundays, and let this man say to
+ his congregation: "Now, I am going to preach to you for the first few
+ Sundays&mdash;eight or ten or twenty, we will say&mdash;on the art,
+ poetry, and intellectual achievements of the Greeks." Let this man study
+ all the week and tell his congregation Sunday what he has ascertained. Let
+ him give to his people the history of such men as Plato, as Socrates, what
+ they did; of Aristotle, of his philosophy; of the great Greeks, their
+ statesmen, their poets, actors, and sculptors, and let him show the debt
+ that modern civilization owes to these people. Let him, too, give their
+ religions, their mythology&mdash;a mythology that has sown the seed of
+ beauty in every land. Then let him take up Rome. Let him show what a
+ wonderful and practical people they were; let him give an idea of their
+ statesmen, orators, poets, lawyers&mdash;because probably the Romans were
+ the greatest lawyers. And so let him go through with nation after nation,
+ biography after biography, and at the same time let there be a Sunday
+ school connected with this church where the children shall be taught
+ something of importance. For instance, teach them botany, and when a
+ Sunday is fair, clear, and beautiful, let them go into the fields and
+ woods with their teachers, and in a little while they will become
+ acquainted with all kinds of tress and shrubs and flowering plants. They
+ could also be taught entomology, so that every bug would be interesting,
+ for they would see the facts in science&mdash; something of use to them. I
+ believe that such a church and such a Sunday school would at the end of a
+ few years be the most intelligent collection of people in the United
+ States. To teach the children all of these things and to teach their
+ parents, too, the outlines of every science, so that every listener would
+ know something of geology, something of astronomy, so that every member
+ could tell the manner in which they find the distance of a star&mdash; how
+ much better that would be than the old talk about Abraham, Isaac, and
+ Jacob, and quotations from Haggai and Zephaniah, and all this eternal talk
+ about the fall of man and the Garden of Eden, and the flood, and the
+ atonement, and the wonders of Revelation! Even if the religious scheme be
+ true, it can be told and understood as well in one day as in a hundred
+ years. The church says, "He that hath ears to hear let him hear." I say:
+ "He that hath brains to think, let him think." So, too, the pulpit is
+ being displaced by what we call places of amusement, which are really
+ places where men go because they find there is something which satisfies
+ in a greater or less degree the hunger of the brain. Never before was the
+ theatre as popular as it is now. Never before was so much money lavished
+ upon the stage as now. Very few men having their choice would go to hear a
+ sermon, especially of the orthodox kind, when they had a chance to see a
+ great actor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man must be a curious combination who would prefer an orthodox sermon,
+ we will say, to a concert given by Theodore Thomas. And I may say in
+ passing that I have great respect for Theodore Thomas, because it was he
+ who first of all opened to the American people the golden gates of music.
+ He made the American people acquainted with the great masters, and
+ especially with Wagner, and it is a debt that we shall always owe him. In
+ this day the opera&mdash;that is to say, music in every form&mdash;is
+ tending to displace the pulpit. The pulpits have to go in partnership with
+ music now. Hundreds of people have excused themselves to me for going to
+ church, saying they have splendid music. Long ago the Catholic Church was
+ forced to go into partnership not only with music, but with painting and
+ with architecture. The Protestant Church for a long time thought it could
+ do without these beggarly elements, and the Protestant Church was simply a
+ dry-goods box with a small steeple on top of it, its walls as bleak and
+ bare and unpromising as the creed. But even Protestants have been forced
+ to hire a choir of ungodly people who happen to have beautiful voices, and
+ they, too, have appealed to the organ. Music is taking the place of creed,
+ and there is more real devotional feeling summoned from the temple of the
+ mind by great music than by any sermon ever delivered. Music, of all other
+ things, gives wings to thought and allows the soul to rise above all the
+ pains and troubles of this life, and to feel for a moment as if it were
+ absolutely free, above all clouds, destined to enjoy forever. So, too,
+ science is beckoning with countless hands. Men of genius are everywhere
+ beckoning men to discoveries, promising them fortunes compared with which
+ Aladdin's lamp was weak and poor. All these things take men from the
+ church; take men from the pulpit. In other words, prosperity is the enemy
+ of the pulpit. When men enjoy life, when they are prosperous here, they
+ are in love with the arts, with the sciences, with everything that gives
+ joy, with everything that promises plenty, and they care nothing about the
+ prophecies of evil that fall from the solemn faces of the parsons. They
+ look in other directions. They are not thinking about the end of the
+ world. They hate the lugubrious, and they enjoy the sunshine of to-day.
+ And this, in my judgment, is the highest philosophy: First, do not regret
+ having lost yesterday; second, do not fear that you will lose to-morrow;
+ third, enjoy to- day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Astrology was displaced by astronomy. Alchemy and the black art gave way
+ to chemistry. Science is destined to take the place of superstition. In my
+ judgment, the religion of the future will be Reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Tribune</i>, Chicago, Illinois, November, 1891.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ WOMAN SUFFRAGE, HORSE RACING, AND MONEY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are your opinions on the woman's suffrage question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I claim no right that I am not willing to give to my wife
+ and daughters, and to the wives and daughters of other men. We shall never
+ have a generation of great men until we have a generation of great women.
+ I do not regard ignorance as the foundation of virtue, or uselessness as
+ one of the requisites of a lady. I am a believer in equal rights. Those
+ who are amenable to the laws should have a voice in making the laws. In
+ every department where woman has had an equal opportunity with man, she
+ has shown that she has equal capacity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ George Sand was a great writer, George Eliot one of the greatest, Mrs.
+ Browning a marvelous poet&mdash;and the lyric beauty of her "Mother and
+ Poet" is greater than anything her husband ever wrote&mdash;Harriet
+ Martineau a wonderful woman, and Ouida is probably the greatest living
+ novelist, man or woman. Give the women a chance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [The Colonel's recent election as a life member of the Manhattan Athletic
+ Club, due strangely enough to a speech of his denouncing certain forms of
+ sport, was referred to, and this led him to express his contempt for
+ prize-fighting, and then he said on the subject of horse-racing: ]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only objection I have to horse racing is its cruelty. The whip and
+ spur should be banished from the track. As long as these are used, the
+ race track will breed a very low and heartless set of men. I hate to see a
+ brute whip and spur a noble animal. The good people object to racing,
+ because of the betting, but bad people, like myself, object to the
+ cruelty. Men are not forced to bet. That is their own business, but the
+ poor horse, straining every nerve, does not ask for the lash and iron.
+ Abolish torture on the track and let the best horse win.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Chilian insult to the United
+ States flag?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I think that our Government was wrong
+ in taking the part of Balmaceda. In the next place, we made a mistake in
+ seizing the Itata. America should always side with the right. We should
+ care nothing for the pretender in power, and Balmaceda was a cruel,
+ tyrannical scoundrel. We should be with the people everywhere. I do not
+ blame Chili for feeling a little revengeful. We ought to remember that
+ Chili is weak, and nations, like individuals, are sensitive in proportion
+ that they are weak. Let us trust Chili just as we would England. We are
+ too strong to be unjust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you stand on the money question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am with the Republican party on the question of money. I
+ am for the use of gold and silver both, but I want a dollar's worth of
+ silver in a silver dollar. I do not believe in light money, or in cheap
+ money, or in poor money. These are all contradictions in terms. Congress
+ cannot fix the value of money. The most it can do is to fix its debt
+ paying power. It is beyond the power of any Congress to fix the purchasing
+ value of what it may be pleased to call money. Nobody knows, so far as I
+ know, why people want gold. I do not know why people want silver. I do not
+ know how gold came to be money; neither do I understand the universal
+ desire, but it exists, and we take things as we find them. Gold and silver
+ make up, you may say, the money of the world, and I believe in using the
+ two metals. I do not believe in depreciating any American product; but as
+ value cannot be absolutely fixed by law, so far as the purchasing power is
+ concerned, and as the values of gold and silver vary, neither being stable
+ any more than the value of wheat or corn is stable, I believe that
+ legislation should keep pace within a reasonable distance at least, of the
+ varying values, and that the money should be kept as nearly equal as
+ possible. Of course, there is one trouble with money to-day, and that is
+ the use of the word "dollar." It has lost its meaning. So many governments
+ have adulterated their own coin, and as many have changed weights, that
+ the word "dollar" has not to-day an absolute, definite, specific meaning.
+ Like individuals, nations have been dishonest. The only time the papal
+ power had the right to coin money&mdash;I believe it was under Pius IX.,
+ when Antonelli was his minister&mdash;the coin of the papacy was so
+ debased that even orthodox Catholics refused to take it, and it had to be
+ called in and minted by the French Empire, before even the Italians
+ recognized it as money. My own opinion is, that either the dollar must be
+ absolutely defined&mdash;it must be the world over so many grains of pure
+ gold, or so many grains of pure silver&mdash;or we must have other
+ denominations for our money, as for instance, ounces, or parts of ounces,
+ and the time will come, in my judgment, when there will be a money of the
+ world, the same everywhere; because each coin will contain upon its face
+ the certificate of a government that it contains such a weight&mdash;so
+ many grains or so many ounces&mdash;of a certain metal. I, for one, want
+ the money of the United States to be as good as that of any other country.
+ I want its gold and silver exactly what they purport to be; and I want the
+ paper issued by the Government to be the same as gold. I want its credit
+ so perfectly established that it will be taken in every part of the
+ habitable globe. I am with the Republican party on the question of money,
+ also on the question of protection, and all I hope is that the people of
+ this country will have sense enough to defend their own interests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Inter-Ocean</i>, Chicago, Illinois, October 27, 1891.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ MISSIONARIES.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of foreign missions?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, there seems to be a pretty good opening
+ in this country for missionary work. We have a good many Indians who are
+ not Methodists. I have never known one to be converted. A good many have
+ been killed by Christians, but their souls have not been saved. Maybe the
+ Methodists had better turn their attention to the heathen of our own
+ country. Then we have a good many Mormons who rely on the truth of the Old
+ Testament and follow the example of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. It seems to
+ me that the Methodists better convert the Mormons before attacking the
+ tribes of Central Africa. There is plenty of work to be done right here. A
+ few good bishops might be employed for a time in converting Dr. Briggs and
+ Professor Swing, to say nothing of other heretical Presbyterians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no need of going to China to convert the Chinese. There are
+ thousands of them here. In China our missionaries will tell the followers
+ of Confucius about the love and forgiveness of Christians, and when the
+ Chinese come here they are robbed, assaulted, and often murdered. Would it
+ not be a good thing for the Methodists to civilize our own Christians to
+ such a degree that they would not murder a man simply because he belongs
+ to another race and worships other gods?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, too, I think it would be a good thing for the Methodists to go South
+ and persuade their brethren in that country to treat the colored people
+ with kindness. A few efforts might be made to convert the "White-caps" in
+ Ohio, Indiana and some other States.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My advice to the Methodists is to do what little good they can right here
+ and now. It seems cruel to preach to the heathen a gospel that is dying
+ out even here, and fill their poor minds with the absurd dogmas and cruel
+ creeds that intelligent men have outgrown and thrown away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Honest commerce will do a thousand times more good than all the
+ missionaries on earth. I do not believe that an intelligent Chinaman or an
+ intelligent Hindoo has ever been or ever will be converted into a
+ Methodist. If Methodism is good we need it here, and if it is not good, do
+ not fool the heathen with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Press</i>, Cleveland, Ohio, November 12, 1891.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ MY BELIEF AND UNBELIEF.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Col. Robert G. Ingersoll was in Toledo for a few hours
+ yesterday afternoon on railroad business. Whatever Mr.
+ Ingersoll says is always read with interest, for besides the
+ independence of his averments, his ideas are worded in a way
+ that in itself is attractive.
+
+ While in the court room talking with some of the officials
+ and others, he was saying that in this world there is rather
+ an unequal distribution of comforts, rewards, and
+ punishments. For himself, he had fared pretty well. He
+ stated that during the thirty years he has been married
+ there have been fifteen to twenty of his relatives under the
+ same roof, but never had there been in his family a death or
+ a night's loss of sleep on account of sickness.
+
+ "The Lord has been pretty good to you," suggested Marshall
+ Wade.
+
+ "Well, I've been pretty good to him," he answered.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I have heard people in discussing yourself and your
+ views, express the belief that way down in the depths of your mind you are
+ not altogether a "disbeliever." Are they in any sense correct?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am an unbeliever, and I am a believer. I do not believe
+ in the miraculous, the supernatural, or the impossible. I do not believe
+ in the "Mosaic" account of the creation, or in the flood, or the Tower of
+ Babel, or that General Joshua turned back the sun or stopped the earth. I
+ do not believe in the Jonah story, or that God and the Devil troubled poor
+ Job. Neither do I believe in the Mt. Sinai business, and I have my doubts
+ about the broiled quails furnished in the wilderness. Neither do I believe
+ that man is wholly depraved. I have not the least faith in the Eden, snake
+ and apple story. Neither do I believe that God is an eternal jailer; that
+ he is going to be the warden of an everlasting penitentiary in which the
+ most of men are to be eternally tormented. I do not believe that any man
+ can be justly punished or rewarded on account of his belief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I do believe in the nobility of human nature. I believe in love and
+ home, and kindness and humanity. I believe in good fellowship and
+ cheerfulness, in making wife and children happy. I believe in good nature,
+ in giving to others all the rights that you claim for yourself. I believe
+ in free thought, in reason, observation and experience. I believe in
+ self-reliance and in expressing your honest thought. I have hope for the
+ whole human race. What will happen to one, will, I hope, happen to all,
+ and that, I hope, will be good. Above all, I believe in Liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Blade</i>, Toledo, Ohio, January 9, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0095" id="link0095">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MUST RELIGION GO?
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your idea as to the difference between honest
+ belief, as held by honest religious thinkers, and heterodoxy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, I believe that there are thousands of men and
+ women who honestly believe not only in the improbable, not only in the
+ absurd, but in the impossible. Heterodoxy, so-called, occupies the
+ half-way station between superstition and reason. A heretic is one who is
+ still dominated by religion, but in the east of whose mind there is a
+ dawn. He is one who has seen the morning star; he has not entire
+ confidence in the day, and imagines in some way that even the light he
+ sees was born of the night. In the mind of the heretic, darkness and light
+ are mingled, the ties of intellectual kindred bind him to the night, and
+ yet he has enough of the spirit of adventure to look toward the east. Of
+ course, I admit that Christians and heretics are both honest; a real
+ Christian must be honest and a real heretic must be the same. All men must
+ be honest in what they think; but all men are not honest in what they say.
+ In the invisible world of the mind every man is honest. The judgment never
+ was bribed. Speech may be false, but conviction is always honest. So that
+ the difference between honest belief, as shared by honest religious
+ thinkers and heretics, is a difference of intelligence. It is the
+ difference between a ship lashed to the dock, and on making a voyage; it
+ is the difference between twilight and dawn&mdash;that is to say, the
+ coming of the sight and the coming of the morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are women becoming freed from the bonds of sectarianism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Women are less calculating than men. As a rule they do not
+ occupy the territory of compromise. They are natural extremists. The woman
+ who is not dominated by superstition is apt to be absolutely free, and
+ when a woman has broken the shackles of superstition, she has no
+ apprehension, no fears. She feels that she is on the open sea, and she
+ cares neither for wind nor wave. An emancipated woman never can be
+ re-enslaved. Her heart goes with her opinions, and goes first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider that the influence of religion is better
+ than the influence of Liberalism upon society, that is to say, is society
+ less or more moral, is vice more or less conspicuous?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Whenever a chain is broken an obligation takes its place.
+ There is and there can be no responsibility without liberty. The freer a
+ man is, the more responsible, the more accountable he feels; consequently
+ the more liberty there is, the more morality there is. Believers in
+ religion teach us that God will reward men for good actions, but men who
+ are intellectually free, know that the reward of a good action cannot be
+ given by any power, but that it is the natural result of the good action.
+ The free man, guided by intelligence, knows that his reward is in the
+ nature of things, and not in the caprice even of the Infinite. He is not a
+ good and faithful servant, he is an intelligent free man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The vicious are ignorant; real morality is the child of intelligence; the
+ free and intelligent man knows that every action must be judged by its
+ consequences; he knows that if he does good he reaps a good harvest; he
+ knows that if he does evil he bears a burden, and he knows that these good
+ and evil consequences are not determined by an infinite master, but that
+ they live in and are produced by the actions themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Evening Advertiser</i>, New York, February 6, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0096" id="link0096">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WORD PAINTING AND COLLEGE EDUCATION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is the history of the speech delivered here in 1876?
+ Was it extemporaneous?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It was not born entirely of the occasion. It took me
+ several years to put the thoughts in form&mdash;to paint the pictures with
+ words. No man can do his best on the instant. Iron to be beaten into
+ perfect form has to be heated several times and turned upon the anvil many
+ more, and hammered long and often.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You might as well try to paint a picture with one sweep of the brush, or
+ chisel a statue with one stroke, as to paint many pictures with words,
+ without great thought and care. Now and then, while a man is talking,
+ heated with his subject, a great thought, sudden as a flash of lightning,
+ illumines the intellectual sky, and a great sentence clothed in words of
+ purple, falls, or rather rushes, from his lips&mdash;but a continuous
+ flight is born, not only of enthusiasm, but of long and careful thought. A
+ perfect picture requires more details, more lights and shadows, than the
+ mind can grasp at once, or on the instant. Thoughts are not born of
+ chance. They grow and bud and blossom, and bear the fruit of perfect form.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Genius is the soil and climate, but the soil must be cultivated, and the
+ harvest is not instantly after the planting. It takes time and labor to
+ raise and harvest a crop from that field called the brain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think young men need a college education to get
+ along?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Probably many useless things are taught in colleges. I
+ think, as a rule, too much time is wasted learning the names of the cards
+ without learning to play a game. I think a young man should be taught
+ something that he can use&mdash;something he can sell. After coming from
+ college he should be better equipped to battle with the world&mdash;to do
+ something of use. A man may have his brain stuffed with Greek and Latin
+ without being able to fill his stomach with anything of importance. Still,
+ I am in favor of the highest education. I would like to see splendid
+ schools in every State, and then a university, and all scholars passing a
+ certain examination sent to the State university free, and then a United
+ States university, the best in the world, and all graduates of the State
+ universities passing a certain examination sent to the United States
+ university free. We ought to have in this country the best library, the
+ best university, the best school of design in the world; and so I say,
+ more money for the mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Was the peculiar conduct of the Rev. Dr. Parkhurst, of
+ New York, justifiable, and do you think that it had a tendency to help
+ morality?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If Christ had written a decoy letter to the woman to whom
+ he said: "Go and sin no more," and if he had disguised himself and visited
+ her house and had then lodged a complaint against her before the police
+ and testified against her, taking one of his disciples with him, I do not
+ think he would have added to his reputation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The News</i>, Indianapolis, Indiana, February 18, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PERSONAL MAGNETISM AND THE SUNDAY QUESTION.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Colonel Ingersoll was a picturesque figure as he sat in his
+ room at the Gibson House yesterday, while the balmy May
+ breeze blew through the open windows, fluttered the lace
+ curtains and tossed the great Infidel's snowy hair to and
+ fro. The Colonel had come in from New York during the
+ morning and the keen white sunlight of a lovely May day
+ filled his heart with gladness. After breakfast, the man
+ who preaches the doctrine of the Golden Rule and the Gospel
+ of Humanity and the while chaffs the gentlemen of the
+ clerical profession, was in a fine humor. He was busy with
+ cards and callers, but not too busy to admire the vase full
+ of freshly-picked spring flowers that stood on the mantel,
+ and wrestled with clouds of cigar smoke, to see which
+ fragrance should dominate the atmosphere.
+
+ To a reporter of <i>The Commercial Gazette</i>, the Colonel spoke
+ freely and interestingly upon a variety of subjects, from
+ personal magnetism in politics to mob rule in Tennessee. He
+ had been interested in Colonel Weir's statement about the
+ lack of gas in Exposition Hall, at the 1876 convention, and
+ when asked if he believed there was any truth in the stories
+ that the gas supply had been manipulated so as to prevent
+ the taking of a ballot after he had placed James G. Blaine
+ in nomination, he replied: ]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All I can say is, that I heard such a story the day after the convention,
+ but I do not know whether or not it is true. I have always believed, that
+ if a vote had been taken that evening, Blaine would have been nominated,
+ possibly not as the effect of my speech, but the night gave time for
+ trafficking, and that is always dangerous in a convention. I believed then
+ that Blaine ought to have been nominated, and that it would have been a
+ very wise thing for the party to have done. That he was not the candidate
+ was due partly to accident and partly to political traffic, but that is
+ one of the bygones, and I believe there is an old saying to the effect
+ that even the gods have no mastery over the past.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that eloquence is potent in a convention to
+ set aside the practical work of politics and politicians?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that all the eloquence in the world cannot affect a
+ trade if the parties to the contract stand firm, and when people have made
+ a political trade they are not the kind of people to be affected by
+ eloquence. The practical work of the world has very little to do with
+ eloquence. There are a great many thousand stone masons to one sculptor,
+ and houses and walls are not constructed by sculptors, but by masons. The
+ daily wants of the world are supplied by the practical workers, by men of
+ talent, not by men of genius, although in the world of invention, genius
+ has done more, it may be, than the workers themselves. I fancy the
+ machinery now in the world does the work of many hundreds of millions;
+ that there is machinery enough now to do several times the work that could
+ be done by all the men, women and children of the earth. The genius who
+ invented the reaper did more work and will do more work in the harvest
+ field than thousands of millions of men, and the same may be said of the
+ great engines that drive the locomotives and the ships. All these
+ marvelous machines were made by men of genius, but they are not the men
+ who in fact do the work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [This led the Colonel to pay a brilliant tribute to the great orators of
+ ancient and modern times, the peer of all of them being Cicero. He
+ dissected and defined oratory and eloquence, and explained with
+ picturesque figures, wherein the difference between them lay. As he
+ mentioned the magnetism of public speakers, he was asked as to his opinion
+ of the value of personal magnetism in political life.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be difficult to define what personal magnetism is, but I think it
+ may be defined in this way: You don't always feel like asking a man whom
+ you meet on the street what direction you should take to reach a certain
+ point. You often allow three or four to pass, before you meet one who
+ seems to invite the question. So, too, there are men by whose side you may
+ sit for hours in the cars without venturing a remark as to the weather,
+ and there are others to whom you will commence talking the moment you sit
+ down. There are some men who look as if they would grant a favor, men
+ toward whom you are unconsciously drawn, men who have a real human look,
+ men with whom you seem to be acquainted almost before you speak, and that
+ you really like before you know anything about them. It may be that we are
+ all electric batteries; that we have our positive and our negative poles;
+ it may be that we need some influence that certain others impart, and it
+ may be that certain others have that which we do not need and which we do
+ not want, and the moment you think that, you feel annoyed and hesitate,
+ and uncomfortable, and possibly hateful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I suppose there is a physical basis for everything. Possibly the best test
+ of real affection between man and woman, or of real friendship between man
+ and woman, is that they can sit side by side, for hours maybe, without
+ speaking, and yet be having a really social time, each feeling that the
+ other knows exactly what they are thinking about. Now, the man you meet
+ and whom you would not hesitate a moment to ask a favor of, is what I call
+ a magnetic man. This magnetism, or whatever it may be, assists in making
+ friends, and of course is a great help to any one who deals with the
+ public. Men like a magnetic man even without knowing him, perhaps simply
+ having seen him. There are other men, whom the moment you shake hands with
+ them, you feel you want no more; you have had enough. A sudden chill runs
+ up the arm the moment your hand touches theirs, and finally reaches the
+ heart; you feel, if you had held that hand a moment longer, an icicle
+ would have formed in the brain. Such people lack personal magnetism. These
+ people now and then thaw out when you get thoroughly acquainted with them,
+ and you find that the ice is all on the outside, and then you come to like
+ them very well, but as a rule first impressions are lasting. Magnetism is
+ what you might call the climate of a man. Some men, and some women, look
+ like a perfect June day, and there are others who, while the look quite
+ smiling, yet you feel that the sky is becoming overcast, and the signs all
+ point to an early storm. There are people who are autumnal&mdash;that is
+ to say, generous. They have had their harvest, and have plenty to spare.
+ Others look like the end of an exceedingly hard winter&mdash;between the
+ hay and grass, the hay mostly gone and the grass not yet come up. So you
+ will see that I think a great deal of this thing that is called magnetism.
+ As I said, there are good people who are not magnetic, but I do not care
+ to make an Arctic expedition for the purpose of discovering the north pole
+ of their character. I would rather stay with those who make me feel
+ comfortable at the first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [From personal magnetism to the lynching Saturday morning down at
+ Nashville, Tennessee, was a far cry, but when Colonel Ingersoll was asked
+ what he thought of mob law, whether there was any extenuation, any
+ propriety and moral effect resultant from it, he quickly answered: ]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not believe in mob law at any time, among any people. I believe in
+ justice being meted out in accordance with the forms of law. If a
+ community violates that law, why should not the individual? The example is
+ bad. Besides all that, no punishment inflicted by a mob tends to prevent
+ the commission of crime. Horrible punishment hardens the community, and
+ that in itself produces more crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There seems to be a sort of fascination in frightful punishments, but, to
+ say the least of it, all these things demoralize the community. In some
+ countries, you know, they whip people for petty offences. The whipping,
+ however, does no good, and on the other hand it does harm; it hardens
+ those who administer the punishment and those who witness it, and it
+ degrades those who receive it. There will be but little charity in the
+ world, and but little progress until men see clearly that there is no
+ chance in the world of conduct any more than in the physical world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Back of every act and dream and thought and desire and virtue and crime is
+ the efficient cause. If you wish to change mankind, you must change the
+ conditions. There should be no such thing as punishment. We should
+ endeavor to reform men, and those who cannot be reformed should be placed
+ where they cannot injure their fellows. The State should never take
+ revenge any more than the community should form itself into a mob and take
+ revenge. This does harm, not good. The time will come when the world will
+ no more think of sending men to the penitentiary for stealing, as a
+ punishment, that it will for sending a man to the penitentiary because he
+ has consumption. When that time comes, the object will be to reform men;
+ to prevent crime instead of punishing it, and the object then will be to
+ make the conditions such that honest people will be the result, but as
+ long as hundreds of thousands of human beings live in tenements, as long
+ as babes are raised in gutters, as long as competition is so sharp that
+ hundreds of thousands must of necessity be failures, just so long as
+ society gets down on its knees before the great and successful thieves,
+ before the millionaire thieves, just so long will it have to fill the
+ jails and prisons with the little thieves. When the "good time" comes, men
+ will not be judged by the money they have accumulated, but by the uses
+ they make of it. So men will be judged, not according to their
+ intelligence, but by what they are endeavoring to accomplish with their
+ intelligence. In other words, the time will come when character will rise
+ above all. There is a great line in Shakespeare that I have often quoted,
+ and that cannot be quoted too often: "There is no darkness but ignorance."
+ Let the world set itself to work to dissipate this darkness; let us flood
+ the world with intellectual light. This cannot be accomplished by mobs or
+ lynchers. It must be done by the noblest, by the greatest, and by the
+ best.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [The conversation shifting around to the Sunday question; the opening of
+ the World's Fair on Sunday, the attacks of the pulpit upon the Sunday
+ newspapers, the opening of parks and museums and libraries on Sunday,
+ Colonel Ingersoll waxed eloquent, and in answer to many questions uttered
+ these paragraphs: ]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, people will think that I have some prejudice against the
+ parsons, but really I think the newspaper press is of far more importance
+ in the world than the pulpit. If I should admit in a kind of burst of
+ generosity, and simply for the sake of making a point, that the pulpit can
+ do some good, how much can it do without the aid of the press? Here is a
+ parson preaching to a few ladies and enough men, it may be, to pass the
+ contribution box, and all he says dies within the four walls of that
+ church. How many ministers would it take to reform the world, provided I
+ again admit in a burst of generosity, that there is any reforming power in
+ what they preach, working along that line?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Sunday newspaper, I think, is the best of any day in the week. That
+ paper keeps hundreds and thousands at home. You can find in it information
+ about almost everything in the world. One of the great Sunday papers will
+ keep a family busy reading almost all day. Now, I do not wonder that the
+ ministers are so opposed to the Sunday newspaper, and so they are opposed
+ to anything calculated to decrease the attendance at church. Why, they
+ want all the parks, all the museums, all the libraries closed on Sunday,
+ and they want the World's Fair closed on Sunday.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, I am in favor of Sunday; in fact, I am perfectly willing to have two
+ of them a week, but I want Sunday as a day of recreation and pleasure. The
+ fact is we ought not to work hard enough during the week to require a day
+ of rest. Every day ought to be so arranged that there would be time for
+ rest from the labor of that day. Sunday is a good day to get business out
+ of your mind, to forget the ledger and the docket and the ticker, to
+ forget profits and losses, and enjoy yourself. It is a good day to go to
+ the art museums, to look at pictures and statues and beautiful things, so
+ that you may feel that there is something in this world besides money and
+ mud. It is a good day, is Sunday, to go to the libraries and spend a
+ little time with the great and splendid dead, and to go to the cemetery
+ and think of those who are sleeping there, and to give a little thought to
+ the time when you, too, like them, will fall asleep. I think it is a good
+ day for almost anything except going to church. There is no need of that;
+ everybody knows the story, and if a man has worked hard all the week, you
+ can hardly call it recreation if he goes to church Sunday and hears that
+ his chances are ninety-nine in a hundred in favor of being eternally
+ damned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it is I am in favor of having the World's Fair open on Sunday. It will
+ be a good day to look at the best the world has produced; a good day to
+ leave the saloons and commune for a little while with the mighty spirits
+ that have glorified this world. Sunday is a good day to leave the
+ churches, where they teach that man has become totally depraved, and look
+ at the glorious things that have been wrought by these depraved beings.
+ Besides all this, it is the day of days for the working man and working
+ woman, for those who have to work all the week. In New York an attempt was
+ made to open the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Sunday, and the pious
+ people opposed it. They thought it would interfere with the joy of heaven
+ if people were seen in the park enjoying themselves on Sunday, and they
+ also held that nobody would visit the Museum if it were opened on Sunday;
+ that the "common people" had no love for pictures and statues and cared
+ nothing about art. The doors were opened, and it was demonstrated that the
+ poor people, the toilers and workers, did want to see such things on
+ Sunday, and now more people visit the Museum on Sunday than on all the
+ other days of the week put together. The same is true of the public
+ libraries. There is something to me infinitely pharisaical, hypocritical
+ and farcical in this Sunday nonsense. The rich people who favor keeping
+ Sunday "holy," have their coachman drive them to church and wait outside
+ until the services end. What do they care about the coachman's soul? While
+ they are at church their cooks are busy at home getting dinner ready. What
+ do they care for the souls of cooks? The whole thing is pretence, and
+ nothing but pretence. It is the instinct of business. It is the
+ competition of the gospel shop with other shops and places of resort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ministers, of course, are opposed to all shows except their own, for
+ they know that very few will come to see or hear them and the choice must
+ be the church or nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not believe that one day can be more holy than another unless more
+ joyous than another. The holiest day is the happiest day&mdash; the day on
+ which wives and children and men are happiest. In that sense a day can be
+ holy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our idea of the Sabbath is from the Puritans, and they imagined that a man
+ has to be miserable in order to excite the love of God. We have outgrown
+ the old New England Sabbath&mdash;the old Scotch horror. The Germans have
+ helped us and have set a splendid example. I do not see how a poor
+ workingman can go to church for recreation&mdash;I mean an orthodox
+ church. A man who has hell here cannot be benefitted by being assured that
+ he is likely to have hell hereafter. The whole business I hold in perfect
+ abhorrence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They tell us that God will not prosper us unless we observe the Sabbath.
+ The Jews kept the Sabbath and yet Jehovah deserted them, and they are a
+ people without a nation. The Scotch kept Sunday; they are not independent.
+ The French never kept Sunday, and yet they are the most prosperous nation
+ in Europe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Commercial Gazette</i>, Cincinnati, Ohio, May 2, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ AUTHORS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Who, in your opinion, is the greatest novelist who has
+ written in the English language?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The greatest novelist, in my opinion, who has ever written
+ in the English language, was Charles Dickens. He was the greatest observer
+ since Shakespeare. He had the eyes that see, the ears that really hear. I
+ place him above Thackeray. Dickens wrote for the home, for the great
+ public. Thackeray wrote for the clubs. The greatest novel in our language&mdash;and
+ it may be in any other&mdash;is, according to my ideas, "A Tale of Two
+ Cities." In that, are philosophy, pathos, self-sacrifice, wit, humor, the
+ grotesque and the tragic. I think it is the most artistic novel that I
+ have read. The creations of Dickens' brain have become the citizens of the
+ world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of American writers?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Emerson was a fine writer, and he did this world a
+ great deal of good, but I do not class him with the first. Some of his
+ poetry is wonderfully good and in it are some of the deepest and most
+ beautiful lines. I think he was a poet rather than a philosopher. His
+ doctrine of compensation would be delightful if it had the facts to
+ support it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, Hawthorne was a great writer. His style is a little monotonous,
+ but the matter is good. "The Marble Faun" is by far his best effort. I
+ shall always regret that Hawthorne wrote the life of Franklin Pierce.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Walt Whitman will hold a high place among American writers. His poem on
+ the death of Lincoln, entitled "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd,"
+ is the greatest ever written on this continent. He was a natural poet and
+ wrote lines worthy of America. He was the poet of democracy and
+ individuality, and of liberty. He was worthy of the great Republic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What about Henry George's books?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Henry George wrote a wonderful book and one that arrested
+ the attention of the world&mdash;one of the greatest books of the century.
+ While I do not believe in his destructive theories, I gladly pay a tribute
+ to his sincerity and his genius.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Bellamy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think what is called nationalism of the Bellamy
+ kind is making any particular progress in this country. We are believers
+ in individual independence, and will be, I hope, forever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Boston was at one time the literary center of the country, but the best
+ writers are not living here now. The best novelists of our country are not
+ far from Boston. Edgar Fawcett lives in New York. Howells was born, I
+ believe, in Ohio, and Julian Hawthorne lives in New Jersey or in Long
+ Island. Among the poets, James Whitcomb Riley is a native of Indiana, and
+ he has written some of the daintiest and sweetest things in American
+ literature. Edgar Fawcett is a great poet. His "Magic Flower" is as
+ beautiful as anything Tennyson has ever written. Eugene Field of Chicago,
+ has written some charming things, natural and touching.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Westward the star of literature takes its course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Star</i>, Kansas City, Mo., May 26, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INEBRIETY.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* Published from notes found among Colonel Ingersoll's
+ papers, evidently written soon after the discovery of the
+ "Keeley Cure."]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider inebriety a disease, or the result of
+ diseased conditions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe that by a long and continuous use of stimulants,
+ the system gets in such a condition that it imperatively demands not only
+ the usual, but an increased stimulant. After a time, every nerve becomes
+ hungry, and there is in the body of the man a cry, coming from every
+ nerve, for nourishment. There is a kind of famine, and unless the want is
+ supplied, insanity is the result. This hunger of the nerves drowns the
+ voice of reason&mdash;cares nothing for argument&mdash;nothing for
+ experience&mdash;nothing for the sufferings of others&mdash;nothing for
+ anything, except for the food it requires. Words are wasted, advice is of
+ no possible use, argument is like reasoning with the dead. The man has
+ lost the control of his will &mdash;it has been won over to the side of
+ the nerves. He imagines that if the nerves are once satisfied he can then
+ resume the control of himself. Of course, this is a mistake, and the more
+ the nerves are satisfied, the more imperative is their demand. Arguments
+ are not of the slightest force. The knowledge&mdash;the conviction&mdash;that
+ the course pursued is wrong, has no effect. The man is in the grasp of
+ appetite. He is like a ship at the mercy of wind and wave and tide. The
+ fact that the needle of the compass points to the north has no effect&mdash;the
+ compass is not a force&mdash;it cannot battle with the wind and tide&mdash;and
+ so, in spite of the fact that the needle points to the north, the ship is
+ stranded on the rocks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the fact that the man knows that he should not drink has not the
+ slightest effect upon him. The sophistry of passion outweighs all that
+ reason can urge. In other words, the man is the victim of disease, and
+ until the disease is arrested, his will is not his own. He may wish to
+ reform, but wish is not will. He knows all of the arguments in favor of
+ temperance&mdash;he knows all about the distress of wife and child&mdash;all
+ about the loss of reputation and character&mdash;all about the chasm
+ toward which he is drifting&mdash;and yet, not being the master of
+ himself, he goes with the tide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For thousands of years society has sought to do away with inebriety by
+ argument, by example, by law; and yet millions and millions have been
+ carried away and countless thousands have become victims of alcohol. In
+ this contest words have always been worthless, for the reason that no
+ argument can benefit a man who has lost control of himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. As a lawyer, will you express an opinion as to the moral
+ and legal responsibility of a victim of alcoholism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Personally, I regard the moral and legal responsibility of
+ all persons as being exactly the same. All persons do as they must. If you
+ wish to change the conduct of an individual you must change his conditions&mdash;otherwise
+ his actions will remain the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are beginning to find that there is no effect without a cause, and that
+ the conduct of individuals is not an exception to this law. Every hope,
+ every fear, every dream, every virtue, every crime, has behind it an
+ efficient cause. Men do neither right nor wrong by chance. In the world of
+ fact and in the world of conduct, as well as in the world of imagination,
+ there is no room, no place, for chance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In the case of an inebriate who has committed a crime,
+ what do you think of the common judicial opinion that such a criminal is
+ as deserving of punishment as a person not inebriated?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I see no difference. Believing as I do that all persons act
+ as they must, it makes not the slightest difference whether the person so
+ acting is what we call inebriated, or sane, or insane &mdash;he acts as he
+ must.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There should be no such thing as punishment. Society should protect itself
+ by such means as intelligence and humanity may suggest, but the idea of
+ punishment is barbarous. No man ever was, no man ever will be, made better
+ by punishment. Society should have two objects in view: First, the defence
+ of itself, and second, the reformation of the so-called criminal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The world has gone on fining, imprisoning, torturing and killing the
+ victims of condition and circumstance, and condition and circumstance have
+ gone on producing the same kind of men and women year after year and
+ century after century&mdash;and all this is so completely within the
+ control of cause and effect, within the scope and jurisdiction of
+ universal law, that we can prophesy the number of criminals for the next
+ year&mdash;the thieves and robbers and murderers &mdash;with almost
+ absolute certainty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are just so many mistakes committed every year&mdash;so many crimes
+ &mdash;so many heartless and foolish things done&mdash;and it does not
+ seem to be&mdash;at least by the present methods&mdash;possible to
+ increase or decrease the number.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have thousands and thousands of pulpits, and thousands of moralists,
+ and countless talkers and advisers, but all these sermons, and all the
+ advice, and all the talk, seem utterly powerless in the presence of cause
+ and effect. Mothers may pray, wives may weep, children may starve, but the
+ great procession moves on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For thousands of years the world endeavored to save itself from disease by
+ ceremonies, by genuflections, by prayers, by an appeal to the charity and
+ mercy of heaven&mdash;but the diseases flourished and the graveyards
+ became populous, and all the ceremonies and all the prayers were without
+ the slightest effect. We must at last recognize the fact, that not only
+ life, but conduct, has a physical basis. We must at last recognize the
+ fact that virtue and vice, genius and stupidity, are born of certain
+ conditions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In which way do you think the reformation or
+ reconstruction of the inebriate is to be effected&mdash;by punishment, by
+ moral suasion, by seclusion, or by medical treatment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, punishment simply increases the
+ disease. The victim, without being able to give the reasons, feels that
+ punishment is unjust, and thus feeling, the effect of the punishment
+ cannot be good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You might as well punish a man for having the consumption which he
+ inherited from his parents, or for having a contagious disease which was
+ given to him without his fault, as to punish him for drunkenness. No one
+ wishes to be unhappy&mdash;no one wishes to destroy his own well-being.
+ All persons prefer happiness to unhappiness, and success to failure,
+ Consequently, you might as well punish a man for being unhappy, and thus
+ increase his unhappiness, as to punish him for drunkenness. In neither
+ case is he responsible for what he suffers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither can you cure this man by what is called moral suasion. Moral
+ suasion, if it amounts to anything, is the force of argument &mdash;that
+ is to say, the result of presenting the facts to the victim. Now, of all
+ persons in the world, the victim knows the facts. He knows not only the
+ effect upon those who love him, but the effect upon himself. There are no
+ words that can add to his vivid appreciation of the situation. There is no
+ language so eloquent as the sufferings of his wife and children. All these
+ things the drunkard knows, and knows perfectly, and knows as well as any
+ other human being can know. At the same time, he feels that the tide and
+ current of passion are beyond his power. He feels that he cannot row
+ against the stream.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is but one way, and that is, to treat the drunkard as the victim of
+ a disease&mdash;treat him precisely as you would a man with a fever, as a
+ man suffering from smallpox, or with some form of indigestion. It is
+ impossible to talk a man out of consumption, or to reason him out of
+ typhoid fever. You may tell him that he ought not to die, that he ought to
+ take into consideration the condition in which he would leave his wife.
+ You may talk to him about his children&mdash;the necessity of their being
+ fed and educated &mdash;but all this will have nothing to do with the
+ progress of the disease. The man does not wish to die&mdash;he wishes to
+ live&mdash;and yet, there will come a time in his disease when even that
+ wish to live loses its power to will, and the man drifts away on the tide,
+ careless of life or death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it is with drink. Every nerve asks for a stimulant. Every drop of blood
+ cries out for assistance, and in spite of all argument, in spite of all
+ knowledge, in this famine of the nerves, a man loses the power of will.
+ Reason abdicates the throne, and hunger takes its place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will you state your reasons for your belief?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I will give a reason for my unbelief in
+ what is called moral suasion and in legislation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I said before, for thousands and thousands of years, fathers and
+ mothers and daughters and sisters and brothers have been endeavoring to
+ prevent the ones they love from drink, and yet, in spite of everything,
+ millions have gone on and filled at last a drunkard's grave. So, societies
+ have been formed all over the world. But the consumption of ardent spirits
+ has steadily increased. Laws have been passed in nearly all the nations of
+ the world upon the subject, and these laws, so far as I can see, have done
+ but little, if any, good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the same old question is upon us now: What shall be done with the
+ victims of drink? There have been probably many instances in which men
+ have signed the pledge and have reformed. I do not say that it is not
+ possible to reform many men, in certain stages, by moral suasion.
+ Possibly, many men can be reformed in certain stages, by law; but the per
+ cent. is so small that, in spite of that per cent., the average increases.
+ For these reasons, I have lost confidence in legislation and in moral
+ suasion. I do not say what legislation may do by way of prevention, or
+ what moral suasion may do in the same direction, but I do say that after
+ man have become the victims of alcohol, advice and law seem to have lost
+ their force.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe that science is to become the savior of mankind. In other words,
+ every appetite, every excess, has a physical basis, and if we only knew
+ enough of the human system&mdash;of the tides and currents of thought and
+ will and wish&mdash;enough of the storms of passion&mdash;if we only knew
+ how the brain acts and operates&mdash;if we only knew the relation between
+ blood and thought, between thought and act&mdash;if we only knew the
+ conditions of conduct, then we could, through science, control the
+ passions of the human race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I first heard of the cure of inebriety through scientific means, I
+ felt that the morning star had risen in the east&mdash;I felt that at last
+ we were finding solid ground. I did not accept&mdash;being of a skeptical
+ turn of mind&mdash;all that I heard as true. I preferred to hope, and
+ wait. I have waited, until I have seen men, the victims of alcohol, in the
+ very gutter of disgrace and despair, lifted from the mire, rescued from
+ the famine of desire, from the grasp of appetite. I have seen them
+ suddenly become men&mdash;masters and monarchs of themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MIRACLES, THEOSOPHY AND SPIRITUALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe that there is such a thing as a miracle,
+ or that there has ever been?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Mr. Locke was in the habit of saying: "Define your terms."
+ So the first question is, What is a miracle? If it is something wonderful,
+ unusual, inexplicable, then there have been many miracles. If you mean
+ simply that which is inexplicable, then the world is filled with miracles;
+ but if you mean by a miracle, something contrary to the facts in nature,
+ then it seems to me that the miracle must be admitted to be an
+ impossibility. It is like twice two are eleven in mathematics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If, again, we take the ground of some of the more advanced clergy, that a
+ miracle is in accordance with the facts in nature, but with facts unknown
+ to man, then we are compelled to say that a miracle is performed by a
+ divine sleight-of-hand; as, for instance, that our senses are deceived;
+ or, that it is perfectly simple to this higher intelligence, while
+ inexplicable to us. If we give this explanation, then man has been imposed
+ upon by a superior intelligence. It is as though one acquainted with the
+ sciences&mdash;with the action of electricity&mdash;should excite the
+ wonder of savages by sending messages to his partner. The savage would
+ say, "A miracle;" but the one who sent the message would say, "There is no
+ miracle; it is in accordance with facts in nature unknown to you." So
+ that, after all, the word miracle grows in the soil of ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question arises whether a superior intelligence ought to impose upon
+ the inferior. I believe there was a French saint who had his head cut off
+ by robbers, and this saint, after the robbers went away, got up, took his
+ head under his arm and went on his way until he found friends to set it on
+ right. A thing like this, if it really happened, was a miracle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it may be said that nothing is much more miraculous than the fact that
+ intelligent men believe in miracles. If we read in the annals of China
+ that several thousand years ago five thousand people were fed on one
+ sandwich, and that several sandwiches were left over after the feast,
+ there are few intelligent men&mdash;except, it may be, the editors of
+ religious weeklies&mdash;who would credit the statement. But many
+ intelligent people, reading a like story in the Hebrew, or in the Greek,
+ or in a mistranslation from either of these languages, accept the story
+ without a doubt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So if we should find in the records of the Indians that a celebrated
+ medicine-man of their tribe used to induce devils to leave crazy people
+ and take up their abode in wild swine, very few people would believe the
+ story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe it is true that the priest of one religion has never had the
+ slightest confidence in the priest of any other religion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My own opinion is, that nature is just as wonderful one time as another;
+ that that which occurs to-day is just as miraculous as anything that ever
+ happened; that nothing is more wonderful than that we live&mdash;that we
+ think&mdash;that we convey our thoughts by speech, by gestures, by
+ pictures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing is more wonderful than the growth of grass&mdash;the production of
+ seed&mdash;the bud, the blossom and the fruit. In other words, we are
+ surrounded by the inexplicable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All that happens in conformity with what we know, we call natural; and
+ that which is said to have happened, not in conformity with what we know,
+ we say is wonderful; and that which we believe to have happened contrary
+ to what we know, we call the miraculous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think the truth is, that nothing ever happened except in a natural way;
+ that behind every effect has been an efficient cause, and that this
+ wondrous procession of causes and effects has never been, and never will
+ be, broken. In other words, there is nothing superior to the universe&mdash;nothing
+ that can interfere with this procession of causes and effects. I believe
+ in no miracles in the theological sense. My opinion is that the universe
+ is, forever has been, and forever will be, perfectly natural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whenever a religion has been founded among barbarians and ignorant people,
+ the founder has appealed to miracle as a kind of credential &mdash;as an
+ evidence that he is in partnership with some higher power. The credulity
+ of savagery made this easy. But at last we have discovered that there is
+ no necessary relation between the miraculous and the moral. Whenever a
+ man's reason is developed to that point that he sees the reasonableness of
+ a thing, he needs no miracle to convince him. It is only ignorance or
+ cunning that appeals to the miraculous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another thing, and that is this: Truth relies upon itself &mdash;that
+ is to say, upon the perceived relation between itself and all other
+ truths. If you tell the facts, you need not appeal to a miracle. It is
+ only a mistake or a falsehood, that needs to be propped and buttressed by
+ wonders and miracles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your explanation of the miracles referred to in
+ the Old and New Testaments?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, a miracle cannot be explained. If it is
+ a real miracle, there is no explanation. If it can be explained, then the
+ miracle disappears, and the thing was done in accordance with the facts
+ and forces of nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a time when not one it may be in thousands could read or write, when
+ language was rude, and when the signs by which thoughts were conveyed were
+ few and inadequate, it was very easy to make mistakes, and nothing is more
+ natural than for a mistake to grow into a miracle. In an ignorant age,
+ history for the most part depended upon memory. It was handed down from
+ the old in their dotage, to the young without judgment. The old always
+ thought that the early days were wonderful&mdash;that the world was
+ wearing out because they were. The past looked at through the haze of
+ memory, became exaggerated, gigantic. Their fathers were stronger than
+ they, and their grandfathers far superior to their fathers, and so on
+ until they reached men who had the habit of living about a thousand years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my judgment, everything in the Old Testament contrary to the experience
+ of the civilized world, is false. I do not say that those who told the
+ stories knew that they were false, or that those who wrote them suspected
+ that they were not true. Thousands and thousands of lies are told by
+ honest stupidity and believed by innocent credulity. Then again, cunning
+ takes advantage of ignorance, and so far as I know, though all the history
+ of the world a good many people have endeavored to make a living without
+ work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am perfectly convinced of the integrity of nature&mdash;that the
+ elements are eternally the same&mdash;that the chemical affinities and
+ hatreds know no shadow of turning&mdash;that just so many atoms of one
+ kind combine with so many atoms of another, and that the relative numbers
+ have never changed and never will change. I am satisfied that the
+ attraction of gravitation is a permanent institution; that the laws of
+ motion have been the same that they forever will be. There is no chance,
+ there is no caprice. Behind every effect is a cause, and every effect must
+ in its turn become a cause, and only that is produced which a cause of
+ necessity produces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Madame Blavatsky and her school of
+ Theosophists? Do you believe Madame Blavatsky does or has done the
+ wonderful things related of her? Have you seen or known of any
+ Theosophical or esoteric marvels?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think wonders are about the same in this country that
+ they are in India, and nothing appears more likely to me simply because it
+ is surrounded with the mist of antiquity. In my judgment, Madame Blavatsky
+ has never done any wonderful things&mdash;that is to say, anything not in
+ perfect accordance with the facts of nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know nothing of esoteric marvels. In one sense, everything that exists
+ is a marvel, and the probability is that if we knew the history of one
+ grain of sand we would know the history of the universe. I regard the
+ universe as a unit. Everything that happens is only a different aspect of
+ that unit. There is no room for the marvelous&mdash;there is no space in
+ which it can operate&mdash;there is no fulcrum for its lever. The universe
+ is already occupied with the natural. The ground is all taken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be that all these people are perfectly honest, and imagine that
+ they have had wonderful experiences. I know but little of the Theosophists&mdash;but
+ little of the Spiritualists. It has always seemed to me that the messages
+ received by Spiritualists are remarkably unimportant&mdash;that they tell
+ us but little about the other world, and just as little about this&mdash;that
+ if all the messages supposed to have come from angelic lips, or spiritual
+ lips, were destroyed, certainly the literature of the world would lose but
+ little. Some of these people are exceedingly intelligent, and whenever
+ they say any good thing, I imagine that it was produced in their brain,
+ and that it came from no other world. I have no right to pass upon their
+ honesty. Most of them may be sincere. It may be that all the founders of
+ religions have really supposed themselves to be inspired&mdash;believed
+ that they held conversations with angels and Gods. It seems to be easy for
+ some people to get in such a frame of mind that their thoughts become
+ realities, their dreams substances, and their very hopes palpable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Personally, I have no sort of confidence in these messages from the other
+ world. There may be mesmeric forces&mdash;there may be an odic force. It
+ may be that some people can tell of what another is thinking. I have seen
+ no such people&mdash;at least I am not acquainted with them&mdash;and my
+ own opinion is that no such persons exist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe the spirits of the dead come back to
+ earth?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not. I do not say that the spirits do not come back. I
+ simply say that I know nothing on the subject. I do not believe in such
+ spirits, simply for the reason that I have no evidence upon which to base
+ such a belief. I do not say there are no such spirits, for the reason that
+ my knowledge is limited, and I know of no way of demonstrating the
+ non-existence of spirits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be that man lives forever, and it may be that what we call life
+ ends with what we call death. I have had no experience beyond the grave,
+ and very little back of birth. Consequently, I cannot say that I have a
+ belief on this subject. I can simply say that I have no knowledge on this
+ subject, and know of no fact in nature that I would use as the
+ corner-stone of a belief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe in the resurrection of the body?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My answer to that is about the same as to the other
+ question. I do not believe in the resurrection of the body. It seems to me
+ an exceedingly absurd belief&mdash;and yet I do not know. I am told, and I
+ suppose I believe, that the atoms that are in me have been in many other
+ people, and in many other forms of life, and I suppose at death the atoms
+ forming my body go back to the earth and are used in countless forms.
+ These facts, or what I suppose to be facts, render a belief in the
+ resurrection of the body impossible to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We get atoms to support our body from what we eat. Now, if a cannibal
+ should eat a missionary, and certain atoms belonging to the missionary
+ should be used by the cannibal in his body, and the cannibal should then
+ die while the atoms of the missionary formed part of his flesh, to whom
+ would these atoms belong in the morning of the resurrection?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then again, science teaches us that there is a kind of balance between
+ animal and vegetable life, and that probably all men and all animals have
+ been trees, and all trees have been animals; so that the probability is
+ that the atoms that are now in us have been, as I said in the first place,
+ in millions of other people. Now, if this be so, there cannot be atoms
+ enough in the morning of the resurrection, because, if the atoms are given
+ to the first men, that belonged to the first men when they died, there
+ will certainly be no atoms for the last men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Consequently, I am compelled to say that I do not believe in the
+ resurrection of the body.*
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* From notes found among Colonel Ingersoll's papers.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0101" id="link0101">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ TOLSTOY AND LITERATURE.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Count Leo Tolstoy?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have read Tolstoy. He is a curious mixture of simplicity
+ and philosophy. He seems to have been carried away by his conception of
+ religion. He is a non-resistant to such a degree that he asserts that he
+ would not, if attacked, use violence to preserve his own life or the life
+ of a child. Upon this question he is undoubtedly insane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So he is trying to live the life of a peasant and doing without the
+ comforts of life! This is not progress. Civilization should not endeavor
+ to bring about equality by making the rich poor or the comfortable
+ miserable. This will not add to the pleasures of the rich, neither will it
+ feed the hungry, not clothe the naked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The civilized wealthy should endeavor to help the needy, and help them in
+ a sensible way, not through charity, but through industry; through giving
+ them opportunities to take care of themselves. I do not believe in the
+ equality that is to be reached by pulling the successful down, but I do
+ believe in civilization that tends to raise the fallen and assists those
+ in need.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Should we all follow Tolstoy's example and live according to his
+ philosophy the world would go back to barbarism; art would be lost; that
+ which elevates and refines would be destroyed; the voice of music would
+ become silent, and man would be satisfied with a rag, a hut, a crust. We
+ do not want the equality of savages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No, in civilization there must be differences, because there is a constant
+ movement forward. The human race cannot advance in line. There will be
+ pioneers, there will be the great army, and there will be countless
+ stragglers. It is not necessary for the whole army to go back to the
+ stragglers, it is better that the army should march forward toward the
+ pioneers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be that the sale of Tolstoy's works is on the increase in America,
+ but certainly the principles of Tolstoy are gaining no foothold here. We
+ are not a nation of non-resistants. We believe in defending our homes.
+ Nothing can exceed the insanity of non- resistance. This doctrine leaves
+ virtue naked and clothes vice in armor; it gives every weapon to the wrong
+ and takes every shield from the right. I believe that goodness has the
+ right of self- defence. As a matter of fact, vice should be left naked and
+ virtue should have all the weapons. The good should not be a flock of
+ sheep at the mercy of every wolf. So, I do not accept Tolstoy's theory of
+ equality as a sensible solution of the labor problem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hope of this world is that men will become civilized to that degree
+ that they cannot be happy while they know that thousands of their
+ fellow-men are miserable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The time will come when the man who dwells in a palace will not be happy
+ if Want sits upon the steps at his door. No matter how well he is clothed
+ himself he will not enjoy his robes if he sees others in rags, and the
+ time will come when the intellect of this world will be directed by the
+ heart of this world, and when men of genius and power will do what they
+ can for the benefit of their fellow- men. All this is to come through
+ civilization, through experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Men, after a time, will find the worthlessness of great wealth; they will
+ find it is not splendid to excite envy in others. So, too, they will find
+ that the happiness of the human race is so interdependent and so
+ interwoven, that finally the interest of humanity will be the interest of
+ the individual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know that at present the lives of many millions are practically without
+ value, but in my judgment, the world is growing a little better every day.
+ On the average, men have more comforts, better clothes, better food, more
+ books and more of the luxuries of life than ever before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. It is said that properly to appreciate Rousseau,
+ Voltaire, Hugo and other French classics, a thorough knowledge of the
+ French language is necessary. What is your opinion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No; to say that a knowledge of French is necessary in order
+ to appreciate Voltaire or Hugo is nonsensical. For a student anxious to
+ study the works of these masters, to set to work to learn the language of
+ the writers would be like my building a flight of stairs to go down to
+ supper. The stairs are already there. Some other person built them for me
+ and others who choose to use them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Men have spent their lives in the study of the French and English, and
+ have given us Voltaire, Hugo and all other works of French classics,
+ perfect in sentiment and construction as the originals are. Macaulay was a
+ great linguist, but he wrote no better than Shakespeare, and Burns wrote
+ perfect English, though virtually uneducated. Good writing is a matter of
+ genius and heart; reading is application and judgment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am of the opinion that Wilbur's English translation of "Les Miserables"
+ is better than Hugo's original, as a literary masterpiece.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What a grand novel it is! What characters, Jean Valjean and Javert!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Which in your opinion is the greatest English novel?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the greatest novel ever written in English is "A
+ Tale of Two Cities," by Dickens. It is full of philosophy; its incidents
+ are dramatically grouped. Sidney Carton, the hero, is a marvelous creation
+ and a marvelous character. Lucie Manette is as delicate as the perfume of
+ wild violets, and cell 105, North Tower, and scenes enacted there, almost
+ touch the region occupied by "Lear." There, too, Mme. Defarge is the
+ impersonation of the French Revolution, and the nobleman of the chateau
+ with his fine features changed to stone, and the messenger at Tellson's
+ Bank gnawing the rust from his nails; all there are the creations of
+ genius, and these children of fiction will live as long as Imagination
+ spreads her many-colored wings in the mind of man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Pope?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Pope! Alexander Pope, the word-carpenter, a mechanical
+ poet, or stay&mdash;rather a "digital poet;" that fits him best&mdash;one
+ of those fellows who counts his fingers to see that his verse is in
+ perfect rhythm. His "Essay on Man" strikes me as being particularly
+ defective. For instance:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ "All discord, harmony not understood,
+ All partial evil, universal good,"
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ from the first epistle of his "Essay on Man." Anything that is evil cannot
+ by any means be good, and anything partial cannot be universal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We see in libraries ponderous tomes labeled "Burke's Speeches." No person
+ ever seems to read them, but he is now regarded as being in his day a
+ great speaker, because now no one has pluck enough to read his speeches.
+ Why, for thirty years Burke was known in Parliament as the "Dinner Bell"&mdash;whenever
+ he rose to speak, everybody went to dinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Evening Express</i>, Buffalo, New York, October 6, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WOMAN IN POLITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the influence of women in politics?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the influence of women is always good in politics,
+ as in everything else. I think it the duty of every woman to ascertain
+ what she can in regard to her country, including its history, laws and
+ customs. Woman above all others is a teacher. She, above all others,
+ determines the character of children; that is to say, of men and women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is not the slightest danger of women becoming too intellectual or
+ knowing too much. Neither is there any danger of men knowing too much. At
+ least, I know of no men who are in immediate peril from that source. I am
+ a firm believer in the equal rights of human beings, and no matter what I
+ think as to what woman should or should not do, she has the same right to
+ decide for herself that I have to decide for myself. If women wish to
+ vote, if they wish to take part in political matters, if they wish to run
+ for office, I shall do nothing to interfere with their rights. I most
+ cheerfully admit that my political rights are only equal to theirs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a time when physical force or brute strength gave pre- eminence.
+ The savage chief occupied his position by virtue of his muscle, of his
+ courage, on account of the facility with which he wielded a club. As long
+ as nations depend simply upon brute force, the man, in time of war, is, of
+ necessity, of more importance to the nation than woman, and as the dispute
+ is to be settled by strength, by force, those who have the strength and
+ force naturally settle it. As the world becomes civilized, intelligence
+ slowly takes the place of force, conscience restrains muscle, reason
+ enters the arena, and the gladiator retires.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little while ago the literature of the world was produced by men, and
+ men were not only the writers, but the readers. At that time the novels
+ were coarse and vulgar. Now the readers of fiction are women, and they
+ demand that which they can read, and the result is that women have become
+ great writers. The women have changed our literature, and the change has
+ been good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In every field where woman has become a competitor of man she has either
+ become, or given evidence that she is to become, his equal. My own opinion
+ is that woman is naturally the equal of man and that in time, that is to
+ say, when she has had the opportunity and the training, she will produce
+ in the world of art as great pictures, as great statues, and in the world
+ of literature as great books, dramas and poems as man has produced or will
+ produce.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing very hard to understand in the politics of a country. The
+ general principles are for the most part simple. It is only in the
+ application that the complexity arises, and woman, I think, by nature, is
+ as well fitted to understand these things as man. In short, I have no
+ prejudice on this subject. At first, women will be more conservative than
+ men; and this is natural. Women have, through many generations, acquired
+ the habit of submission, of acquiescence. They have practiced what may be
+ called the slave virtues&mdash;obedience, humility&mdash;so that some time
+ will be required for them to become accustomed to the new order of things,
+ to the exercise of greater freedom, acting in accordance with perceived
+ obligation, independently of authority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So I say equal rights, equal education, equal advantages. I hope that
+ woman will not continue to be the serf of superstition; that she will not
+ be the support of the church and priest; that she will not stand for the
+ conservation of superstition, but that in the east of her mind the sun of
+ progress will rise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In your lecture on Voltaire you made a remark about the
+ government of ministers, and you stated that if the ministers of the city
+ of New York had to power to make the laws most people would prefer to live
+ in a well regulated penitentiary. What do you mean by this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, as a rule, ministers are quite severe. They have
+ little patience with human failures. They are taught, and they believe and
+ they teach, that man is absolutely master of his own fate. Besides, they
+ are believers in the inspiration of the Scriptures, and the laws of the
+ Old Testament are exceedingly severe. Nearly every offence was punished by
+ death. Every offence was regarded as treason against Jehovah.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the Pentateuch there is no pity. If a man committed some offence
+ justice was not satisfied with his punishment, but proceeded to destroy
+ his wife and children. Jehovah seemed to think that crime was in the
+ blood; that it was not sufficient to kill the criminal, but to prevent
+ future crimes you should kill his wife and babes. The reading of the Old
+ Testament is calculated to harden the heart, to drive the angel of pity
+ from the breast, and to make man a religious savage. The clergy, as a
+ rule, do not take a broad and liberal view of things. They judge every
+ offence by what they consider would be the result if everybody committed
+ the same offence. They do not understand that even vice creates
+ obstructions for itself, and that there is something in the nature of
+ crime the tendency of which is to defeat crime, and I might add in this
+ place that the same seems to be true of excessive virtue. As a rule, the
+ clergy clamor with great zeal for the execution of cruel laws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me give an instance in point: In the time of George III., in England,
+ there were two hundred and twenty-three offences punishable with death.
+ From time to time this cruel code was changed by Act of Parliament, yet no
+ bishop sitting in the House of Lords ever voted in favor of any one of
+ these measures. The bishops always voted for death, for blood, against
+ mercy and against the repeal of capital punishment. During all these years
+ there were some twenty thousand or more of the established clergy, and
+ yet, according to John Bright, no voice was ever raised in any English
+ pulpit against the infamous criminal code.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another thing: The orthodox clergy teach that man is totally depraved;
+ that his inclination is evil; that his tendency is toward the Devil.
+ Starting from this as a foundation, of course every clergyman believes
+ every bad thing said of everybody else. So, when some man is charged with
+ a crime, the clergyman taking into consideration the fact that the man is
+ totally depraved, takes it for granted that he must be guilty. I am not
+ saying this for the purpose of exciting prejudice against the clergy. I am
+ simply showing what is the natural result of a certain creed, of a belief
+ in universal depravity, or a belief in the power and influence of a
+ personal Devil. If the clergy could have their own way they would endeavor
+ to reform the world by law. They would re-enact the old statutes of the
+ Puritans. Joy would be a crime. Love would be an offence. Every man with a
+ smile on his face would be suspected, and a dimple in the cheek would be a
+ demonstration of depravity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the trial of a cause it is natural for a clergyman to start with the
+ proposition, "The defendant is guilty;" and then he says to himself, "Let
+ him prove himself innocent." The man who has not been poisoned with the
+ creed starts out with the proposition, "The defendant is innocent; let the
+ State prove that he is guilty." Consequently, I say that if I were
+ defending a man whom I knew to be innocent, I would not have a clergyman
+ on the jury if I could help it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Advertiser</i>, December 24, 1893.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0103" id="link0103">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SPIRITUALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you investigated Spiritualism, and what has been
+ your experience?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A few years ago I paid some attention to what is called
+ Spiritualism, and was present when quite mysterious things were supposed
+ to have happened. The most notable seance that I attended was given by
+ Slade, at which slate-writing was done. Two slates were fastened together,
+ with a pencil between them, and on opening the slates certain writing was
+ found. When the writing was done it was impossible to tell. So, I have
+ been present when it was claimed that certain dead people had again
+ clothed themselves in flesh and were again talking in the old way. In one
+ instance, I think, George Washington claimed to be present. On the same
+ evening Shakespeare put in an appearance. It was hard to recognize
+ Shakespeare from what the spirit said, still I was assured by the medium
+ that there was no mistake as to the identity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Can you offer any explanation of the extraordinary
+ phenomena such as Henry J. Newton has had produced at his own house under
+ his own supervision?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I don't believe that anything such as
+ you describe has ever happened. I do not believe that a medium ever passed
+ into and out of a triple-locked iron cage. Neither do I believe that any
+ spirits were able to throw shoes and wraps out of the cage; neither do I
+ believe that any apparitions ever rose from the floor, or that anything
+ you relate has ever happened. The best explanation I can give of these
+ wonderful occurrences is the following: A little boy and girl were
+ standing in a doorway holding hands. A gentleman passing, stopped for a
+ moment and said to the little girl: "What relation is the little boy to
+ you?" and she replied, "We had the same father and we had the same mother,
+ but I am not his sister and he is not my brother." This at first seemed to
+ be quite a puzzle, but it was exceedingly plain when the answer was known:
+ The little girl lied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you had any experience with spirit photography,
+ spirit physicians, or spirit lawyers?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I was shown at one time several pictures said to be the
+ photographs of living persons surrounded by the photographs of spirits. I
+ examined them very closely, and I found evidence in the photographs
+ themselves that they were spurious. I took it for granted that light is
+ the same everywhere, and that it obeys the angle of incidence in all
+ worlds and at all times. In looking at the spirit photographs I found, for
+ instance, that in the photograph of the living person the shadows fell to
+ the right, and that in the photographs of the ghosts, or spirits, supposed
+ to have been surrounding the living person at the time the picture was
+ taken, the shadows did not fall in the same direction, sometimes in the
+ opposite direction, never at the same angle even when the general
+ direction was the same. This demonstrated that the photographs of the
+ spirits and of the living persons were not taken at the same time. So much
+ for photographs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have had no experience with spirit physicians. I was once told by a
+ lawyer who came to employ me in a will case, that a certain person had
+ made a will giving a large amount of money for the purpose of spreading
+ the gospel of Spiritualism, but that the will had been lost and than an
+ effort was then being made to find it, and they wished me to take certain
+ action pending the search, and wanted my assistance. I said to him: "If
+ Spiritualism be true, why not ask the man who made the will what it was
+ and also what has become of it. If you can find that out from the
+ departed, I will gladly take a retainer in the case; otherwise, I must
+ decline." I have had no other experience with the lawyers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If you were to witness phenomena that seemed inexplicable
+ by natural laws, would you be inclined to favor Spiritualism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I would not. If I should witness phenomena that I could not
+ explain, I would leave the phenomena unexplained. I would not explain them
+ because I did not understand them, and say they were or are produced by
+ spirits. That is no explanation, and, after admitting that we do not know
+ and that we cannot explain, why should we proceed to explain? I have seen
+ Mr. Kellar do things for which I cannot account. Why should I say that he
+ has the assistance of spirits? All I have a right to say is that I know
+ nothing about how he does them. So I am compelled to say with regard to
+ many spiritualistic feats, that I am ignorant of the ways and means. At
+ the same time, I do not believe that there is anything supernatural in the
+ universe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of Spiritualism and Spiritualists?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the Spiritualism of the present day is certainly in
+ advance of the Spiritualism of several centuries ago. Persons who now deny
+ Spiritualism and hold it in utter contempt insist that some eighteen or
+ nineteen centuries ago it had possession of the world; that miracles were
+ of daily occurrence; that demons, devils, fiends, took possession of human
+ beings, lived in their bodies, dominated their minds. They believe, too,
+ that devils took possession of the bodies of animals. They also insist
+ that a wish could multiply fish. And, curiously enough, the Spiritualists
+ of our time have but little confidence in the phenomena of eighteen
+ hundred years ago; and, curiously enough, those who believe in the
+ Spiritualism of eighteen hundred years ago deny the Spiritualism of
+ to-day. I think the Spiritualists of to-day have far more evidence of
+ their phenomena than those who believe in the wonderful things of eighteen
+ centuries ago. The Spiritualists of to-day have living witnesses, which is
+ something. I know a great many Spiritualists that are exceedingly good
+ people, and are doing what they can to make the world better. But I think
+ they are mistaken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe in spirit entities, whether manifestible
+ or not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I believe there is such a thing as matter. I believe there
+ is a something called force. The difference between force and matter I do
+ not know. So there is something called consciousness. Whether we call
+ consciousness an entity or not makes no difference as to what it really
+ is. There is something that hears, sees and feels, a something that takes
+ cognizance of what happens in what we call the outward world. No matter
+ whether we call this something matter or spirit, it is something that we
+ do not know, to say the least of it, all about. We cannot understand what
+ matter is. It defies us, and defies definitions. So, with what we call
+ spirit, we are in utter ignorance of what it is. We have some little
+ conception of what we mean by it, and of what others mean, but as to what
+ it really is no one knows. It makes no difference whether we call
+ ourselves Materialists or Spiritualists, we believe in all there is, no
+ matter what you call it. If we call it all matter, then we believe that
+ matter can think and hope and dream. If we call it all spirit, then we
+ believe that spirit has force, that it offers a resistance; in other
+ words, that it is, in one of its aspects, what we call matter. I cannot
+ believe that everything can be accounted for by motion or by what we call
+ force, because there is something that recognizes force. There is
+ something that compares, that thinks, that remembers; there is something
+ that suffers and enjoys; there is something that each one calls himself or
+ herself, that is inexplicable to himself or herself, and it makes no
+ difference whether we call this something mind or soul, effect or entity,
+ it still eludes us, and all the words we have coined for the purpose of
+ expressing our knowledge of this something, after all, express only our
+ desire to know, and our efforts to ascertain. It may be that if we would
+ ask some minister, some one who has studied theology, he would give us a
+ perfect definition. The scientists know nothing about it, and I know of no
+ one who does, unless it be a theologian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Globe-Democrat</i>, St. Louis, Mo., 1893.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0104" id="link0104">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PLAYS AND PLAYERS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <a name="image-0001" id="image-0001">
+ <!-- IMG --></a> <img src="images/theater.jpg" height="767" width="1248"
+ alt=" Chatham Street Theater " />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Chatham Street Theater, New York City, N. Y., where Robert G. Ingersoll
+ was baptized in 1836 by his father, the Rev. John Ingersoll, who
+ temporarily preached at the theatre, his church having been destroyed by
+ fire</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What place does the theatre hold among the arts?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nearly all the arts unite in the theatre, and it is the
+ result of the best, the highest, the most artistic, that man can do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the first place, there must be the dramatic poet. Dramatic poetry is
+ the subtlest, profoundest, the most intellectual, the most passionate and
+ artistic of all. Then the stage must be prepared, and there is work for
+ the architect, the painter and sculptor. Then the actors appear, and they
+ must be gifted with imagination, with a high order of intelligence; they
+ must have sympathies quick and deep, natures capable of the greatest
+ emotion, dominated by passion. They must have impressive presence, and all
+ that is manly should meet and unite in the actor; all that is womanly,
+ tender, intense and admirable should be lavishly bestowed on the actress.
+ In addition to all this, actors should have the art of being natural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me explain what I mean by being natural. When I say that an actor is
+ natural, I mean that he appears to act in accordance with his ideal, in
+ accordance with his nature, and that he is not an imitator or a copyist&mdash;that
+ he is not made up of shreds and patches taken from others, but that all he
+ does flows from interior fountains and is consistent with his own nature,
+ all having in a marked degree the highest characteristics of the man. That
+ is what I mean by being natural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The great actor must be acquainted with the heart, must know the motives,
+ ends, objects and desires that control the thoughts and acts of men. He
+ must be familiar with many people, including the lowest and the highest,
+ so that he may give to others, clothed with flesh and blood, the
+ characters born of the poet's brain. The great actor must know the
+ relations that exist between passion and voice, gesture and emphasis,
+ expression and pose. He must speak not only with his voice, but with his
+ body. The great actor must be master of many arts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then comes the musician. The theatre has always been the home of music,
+ and this music must be appropriate; must, or should, express or supplement
+ what happens on the stage; should furnish rest and balm for minds
+ overwrought with tragic deeds. To produce a great play, and put it
+ worthily upon the stage, involves most arts, many sciences and nearly all
+ that is artistic, poetic and dramatic in the mind of man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Should the drama teach lessons and discuss social
+ problems, or should it give simply intellectual pleasure and furnish
+ amusement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Every great play teaches many lessons and touches nearly
+ all social problems. But the great play does this by indirection. Every
+ beautiful thought is a teacher; every noble line speaks to the brain and
+ heart. Beauty, proportion, melody suggest moral beauty, proportion in
+ conduct and melody in life. In a great play the relations of the various
+ characters, their objects, the means adopted for their accomplishment,
+ must suggest, and in a certain sense solve or throw light on many social
+ problems, so that the drama teaches lessons, discusses social problems and
+ gives intellectual pleasure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stage should not be dogmatic; neither should its object be directly to
+ enforce a moral. The great thing for the drama to do, and the great thing
+ it has done, and is doing, is to cultivate the imagination. This is of the
+ utmost importance. The civilization of man depends upon the development,
+ not only of the intellect, but of the imagination. Most crimes of violence
+ are committed by people who are destitute of imagination. People without
+ imagination make most of the cruel and infamous creeds. They were the
+ persecutors and destroyers of their fellow-men. By cultivating the
+ imagination, the stage becomes one of the greatest teachers. It produces
+ the climate in which the better feelings grow; it is the home of the
+ ideal. All beautiful things tend to the civilization of man. The great
+ statues plead for proportion in life, the great symphonies suggest the
+ melody of conduct, and the great plays cultivate the heart and brain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the French drama as compared with
+ the English, morally and artistically considered?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The modern French drama, so far as I am acquainted with it,
+ is a disease. It deals with the abnormal. It is fashioned after Balzac. It
+ exhibits moral tumors, mental cancers and all kinds of abnormal fungi,&mdash;excrescences.
+ Everything is stood on its head; virtue lives in the brothel; the good are
+ the really bad and the worst are, after all, the best. It portrays the
+ exceptional, and mistakes the scum-covered bayou for the great river. The
+ French dramatists seem to think that the ceremony of marriage sows the
+ seed of vice. They are always conveying the idea that the virtuous are
+ uninteresting, rather stupid, without sense and spirit enough to take
+ advantage of their privilege. Between the greatest French plays and the
+ greatest English plays of course there is no comparison. If a Frenchman
+ had written the plays of Shakespeare, Desdemona would have been guilty,
+ Isabella would have ransomed her brother at the Duke's price, Juliet would
+ have married the County Paris, run away from him, and joined Romeo in
+ Mantua, and Miranda would have listened coquettishly to the words of
+ Caliban. The French are exceedingly artistic. They understand stage
+ effects, love the climax, delight in surprises, especially in the
+ improbable; but their dramatists lack sympathy and breadth of treatment.
+ They are provincial. With them France is the world. They know little of
+ other countries. Their plays do not touch the universal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What are your feelings in reference to idealism on the
+ stage?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The stage ought to be the home of the ideal; in a word, the
+ imagination should have full sway. The great dramatist is a creator; he is
+ the sovereign, and governs his own world. The realist is only a copyist.
+ He does not need genius. All he wants is industry and the trick of
+ imitation. On the stage, the real should be idealized, the ordinary should
+ be transfigured; that is, the deeper meaning of things should be given. As
+ we make music of common air, and statues of stone, so the great dramatist
+ should make life burst into blossom on the stage. A lot of words, facts,
+ odds and ends divided into acts and scenes do not make a play. These
+ things are like old pieces of broken iron that need the heat of the
+ furnace so that they may be moulded into shape. Genius is that furnace,
+ and in its heat and glow and flame these pieces, these fragments, become
+ molten and are cast into noble and heroic forms. Realism degrades and
+ impoverishes the stage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What attributes should an actor have to be really great?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Intelligence, imagination, presence; a mobile and
+ impressive face; a body that lends itself to every mood in appropriate
+ pose, one that is oak or willow, at will; self-possession; absolute ease;
+ a voice capable of giving every shade of meaning and feeling, an intuitive
+ knowledge or perception of proportion, and above all, the actor should be
+ so sincere that he loses himself in the character he portrays. Such an
+ actor will grow intellectually and morally. The great actor should strive
+ to satisfy himself&mdash;to reach his own ideal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you enjoy Shakespeare more in the library than
+ Shakespeare interpreted by actors now on the boards?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I enjoy Shakespeare everywhere. I think it would give me
+ pleasure to hear those wonderful lines spoken even by phonographs. But
+ Shakespeare is greatest and best when grandly put upon the stage. There
+ you know the connection, the relation, the circumstances, and these bring
+ out the appropriateness and the perfect meaning of the text. Nobody in
+ this country now thinks of Hamlet without thinking of Booth. For this
+ generation at least, Booth is Hamlet. It is impossible for me to read the
+ words of Sir Toby without seeing the face of W. F. Owen. Brutus is
+ Davenport, Cassius is Lawrence Barrett, and Lear will be associated always
+ in my mind with Edwin Forrest. Lady Macbeth is to me Adelaide Ristori, the
+ greatest actress I ever saw. If I understood music perfectly, I would much
+ rather hear Seidl's orchestra play "Tristan," or hear Remenyi's matchless
+ rendition of Schubert's "Ave Maria," than to read the notes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most people love the theatre. Everything about it from stage to gallery
+ attracts and fascinates. The mysterious realm, behind the scenes, from
+ which emerge kings and clowns, villains and fools, heroes and lovers, and
+ in which they disappear, is still a fairyland. As long as man is man he
+ will enjoy the love and laughter, the tears and rapture of the mimic
+ world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it because we lack men of genius or because our life
+ is too material that no truly great American plays have been written?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No great play has been written since Shakespeare; that is,
+ no play has been written equal to his. But there is the same reason for
+ that in all other countries, including England, that there is in this
+ country, and that reason is that Shakespeare has had no equal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ America has not failed because life in the Republic is too material.
+ Germany and France, and, in fact, all other nations, have failed in the
+ same way. In the sense in which I am speaking, Germany has produced no
+ great play.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the dramatic world Shakespeare stands alone. Compared with him, even
+ the classic is childish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is plenty of material for plays. The Republic has lived a great play&mdash;a
+ great poem&mdash;a most marvelous drama. Here, on our soil, have happened
+ some of the greatest events in the history of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All human passions have been and are in full play here, and here as
+ elsewhere, can be found the tragic, the comic, the beautiful, the poetic,
+ the tears, the smiles, the lamentations and the laughter that are the
+ necessary warp and woof with which to weave the living tapestries that we
+ call plays.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are beginning. We have found that American plays must be American in
+ spirit. We are tired of imitations and adaptations. We want plays worthy
+ of the great Republic. Some good work has recently been done, giving great
+ hope for the future. Of course the realistic comes first; afterward the
+ ideal. But here in America, as in all other lands, love is the eternal
+ passion that will forever hold the stage. Around that everything else will
+ move. It is the sun. All other passions are secondary. Their orbits are
+ determined by the central force from which they receive their light and
+ meaning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Love, however, must be kept pure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The great dramatist is, of necessity, a believer in virtue, in honesty, in
+ courage and in the nobility of human nature. He must know that there are
+ men and women that even a God could not corrupt; such knowledge, such
+ feeling, is the foundation, and the only foundation, that can support the
+ splendid structure, the many pillared stories and the swelling dome of the
+ great drama.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The New York Dramatic Mirror</i>, December 26, 1891.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WOMAN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It takes a hundred men to make an encampment, but one woman can make a
+ home. I not only admire woman as the most beautiful object ever created,
+ but I reverence her as the redeeming glory of humanity, the sanctuary of
+ all the virtues, the pledge of all perfect qualities of heart and head. It
+ is not just or right to lay the sins of men at the feet of women. It is
+ because women are so much better than men that their faults are considered
+ greater.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The one thing in this world that is constant, the one peak that rises
+ above all clouds, the one window in which the light forever burns, the one
+ star that darkness cannot quench, is woman's love. It rises to the
+ greatest heights, it sinks to the lowest depths, it forgives the most
+ cruel injuries. It is perennial of life, and grows in every climate.
+ Neither coldness nor neglect, harshness nor cruelty, can extinguish it. A
+ woman's love is the perfume of the heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is the real love that subdues the earth; the love that has wrought
+ all the miracles of art, that gives us music all the way from the cradle
+ song to the grand closing symphony that bears the soul away on wings of
+ fire. A love that is greater than power, sweeter than life and stronger
+ than death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ STRIKES, EXPANSION AND OTHER SUBJECTS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say in regard to the decision of Judge
+ Billings in New Orleans, that strikes which interfere with interstate
+ commerce, are illegal?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. As a rule, men have a right to quit work at any time unless
+ there is some provision to the contrary in their contracts. They have not
+ the right to prevent other men from taking their places. Of course I do
+ not mean by this that strikers may not use persuasion and argument to
+ prevent other men from filling their places. All blacklisting and refusing
+ to work with other men is illegal and punishable. Of course men may
+ conspire to quit work, but how is it to be proved? One man can quit, or
+ five hundred men can quit together, and nothing can prevent them. The
+ decisions of Judge Ricks and Judge Billings are an acknowledgment, at
+ least, of the principle of public control or regulation of railroads and
+ of commerce generally. The railroads, which run for private profit, are
+ public carriers, and the public has a vested interest in them as such. The
+ same principle applies to the commerce of the country and can be dealt
+ with by the courts in the same way. It is unlikely, however, that Judge
+ Billings' decision will have any lasting effect upon organized labor. Law
+ cannot be enforced against such vast numbers of people, especially when
+ they have the general sympathy. Nearly all strikes have been illegal, but
+ the numbers involved have made the courts powerless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you in favor of the annexation of Canada?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, if Canada is. We do not want that country unless that
+ country wants us. I do not believe it to the interests of Canada to remain
+ a province. Canada should either be an independent nation, or a part of a
+ nation. Now Canada is only a province&mdash;with no career&mdash;with
+ nothing to stimulate either patriotism or great effort. Yes, I hope that
+ Canada will be annexed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By all means annex the Sandwich Islands, too. I believe in territorial
+ expansion. A prosperous farmer wants the land next him, and a prosperous
+ nation ought to grow. I believe that we ought to hold the key to the
+ Pacific and its commerce. We want to be prepared at all points to defend
+ our interests from the greed and power of England.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are going to have a navy, and we want that navy to be of use in
+ protecting our interests the world over. And we want interests to protect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is a splendid feeling&mdash;this feeling of growth. By the annexation
+ of these islands we open new avenues to American adventure, and the
+ tendency is to make our country greater and stronger. The West Indian
+ Islands ought to be ours, and some day our flag will float there. This
+ country must not stop growing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is the spirit of patriotism declining in America?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There has been no decline in the spirit of American
+ patriotism; in fact, it has increased rather then otherwise as the nation
+ has grown older, stronger, more prosperous, more glorious. If there were
+ occasion to demonstrate the truth of this statement it would be quickly
+ demonstrated. Let an attack be made upon the American flag, and you will
+ very quickly find out how genuine is the patriotic spirit of Americans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not think either that there has been a decline in the celebration of
+ the Fourth of July. The day is probably not celebrated with as much
+ burning of gunpowder and shooting of fire crackers in the large cities as
+ formerly, but it is celebrated with as much enthusiasm as ever all through
+ the West, and the feeling of rejoicing over the anniversary of the day is
+ as great and strong as ever. The people are tired of celebrating with a
+ great noise and I am glad of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Congress of Religions, to be
+ held in Chicago during the World's Fair?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It will do good, if they will honestly compare their creeds
+ so that each one can see just how foolish all the rest are. They ought to
+ compare their sacred books, and their miracles, and their mythologies, and
+ if they do so they will probably see that ignorance is the mother of them
+ all. Let them have a Congress, by all means, and let them show how priests
+ live on the labor of those they deceive. It will do good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that Cleveland's course as to appointments
+ has strengthened him with the people?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Patronage is a two-edged sword with very little handle. It
+ takes an exceedingly clever President to strengthen himself by its
+ exercise. When a man is running for President the twenty men in every town
+ who expect to be made postmaster are for him heart and soul. Only one can
+ get the office, and the nineteen who do not, feel outraged, and the lucky
+ one is mad on account of the delay. So twenty friends are lost with one
+ place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is the Age of Chivalry dead?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The "Age of Chivalry" never existed except in the
+ imagination. The Age of Chivalry was the age of cowardice and crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is more chivalry to-day than ever. Men have a better, a clearer idea
+ of justice, and pay their debts better, and treat their wives and children
+ better than ever before. The higher and better qualities of the soul have
+ more to do with the average life. To-day men have greater admiration and
+ respect for women, greater regard for the social and domestic obligations
+ than their fathers had.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What led you to begin lecturing on your present subject,
+ and what was your first lecture?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My first lecture was entitled "Progress." I began lecturing
+ because I thought the creeds of the orthodox church false and horrible,
+ and because I thought the Bible cruel and absurd, and because I like
+ intellectual liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;New York, May 5, 1893.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SUNDAY A DAY OF PLEASURE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the religious spirit that seeks to
+ regulate by legislation the manner in which the people of this country
+ shall spend their Sundays?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The church is not willing to stand alone, not willing to
+ base its influence on reason and on the character of its members. It seeks
+ the aid of the State. The cross is in partnership with the sword. People
+ should spend Sundays as they do other days; that is to say, as they
+ please. No one has the right to do anything on Monday that interferes with
+ the rights of his neighbors, and everyone has the right to do anything he
+ pleases on Sunday that does not interfere with the rights of his
+ neighbors. Sunday is a day of rest, not of religion. We are under
+ obligation to do right on all days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing can be more absurd than the idea that any particular space of time
+ is sacred. Everything in nature goes on the same on Sunday as on other
+ days, and if beyond nature there be a God, then God works on Sunday as he
+ does on all other days. There is no rest in nature. There is perpetual
+ activity in every possible direction. The old idea that God made the world
+ and then rested, is idiotic. There were two reasons given to the Hebrews
+ for keeping the Sabbath &mdash;one because Jehovah rested on that day, the
+ other because the Hebrews were brought out of Egypt. The first reason, we
+ know, is false, and the second reason is good only for the Hebrews.
+ According to the Bible, Sunday, or rather the Sabbath, was not for the
+ world, but for the Hebrews, and the Hebrews alone. Our Sunday is pagan and
+ is the day of the sun, as Monday is the day of the moon. All our day names
+ are pagan. I am opposed to all Sunday legislation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why should Sunday be observed otherwise than as a day of
+ recreation?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Sunday is a day of recreation, or should be; a day for the
+ laboring man to rest, a day to visit museums and libraries, a day to look
+ at pictures, a day to get acquainted with your wife and children, a day
+ for poetry and art, a day on which to read old letters and to meet
+ friends, a day to cultivate the amenities of life, a day for those who
+ live in tenements to feel the soft grass beneath their feet. In short,
+ Sunday should be a day of joy. The church endeavors to fill it with gloom
+ and sadness, with stupid sermons and dyspeptic theology.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing could be more cowardly than the effort to compel the observance of
+ the Sabbath by law. We of America have outgrown the childishness of the
+ last century; we laugh at the superstitions of our fathers. We have made
+ up our minds to be as happy as we can be, knowing that the way to be happy
+ is to make others so, that the time to be happy is now, whether that now
+ is Sunday or any other day in the week.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Under a Federal Constitution guaranteeing civil and
+ religious liberty, are the so-called "Blue Laws" constitutional?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No, they are not. But the probability is that the Supreme
+ Courts of most of the States would decide the other way. And yet all these
+ laws are clearly contrary to the spirit of the Federal Constitution and
+ the constitutions of most of the States.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hope to live until all these foolish laws are repealed and until we are
+ in the highest and noblest sense a free people. And by free I mean each
+ having the right to do anything that does not interfere with the rights or
+ with the happiness of another. I want to see the time when we live for
+ this world and when all shall endeavor to increase, by education, by
+ reason, and by persuasion, the sum of human happiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Times</i>, July 21, 1893.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PARLIAMENT OF RELIGIONS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. The Parliament of Religions was called with a view to
+ discussing the great religions of the world on the broad platform of
+ tolerance. Supposing this to have been accomplished, what effect is it
+ likely to have on the future of creeds?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It was a good thing to get the representatives of all
+ creeds to meet and tell their beliefs. The tendency, I think, is to do
+ away with prejudice, with provincialism, with egotism. We know that the
+ difference between the great religions, so far as belief is concerned,
+ amounts to but little. Their gods have different names, but in other
+ respects they differ but little. They are all cruel and ignorant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think likely that the time is coming when all the
+ religions of the world will be treated with the liberality that is now
+ characterizing the attitude of one sect toward another in Christendom?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, because I think that all religions will be found to be
+ of equal authority, and because I believe that the supernatural will be
+ discarded and that man will give up his vain and useless efforts to get
+ back of nature&mdash;to answer the questions of whence and whither? As a
+ matter of fact, the various sects do not love one another. The keenest
+ hatred is religious hatred. The most malicious malice is found in the
+ hearts of those who love their enemies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Bishop Newman, in replying to a learned Buddhist at the
+ Parliament of Religions, said that Buddhism had given to the world no
+ helpful literature, no social system, and no heroic virtues. Is this true?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Bishop Newman is a very prejudiced man. Probably he got his
+ information from the missionaries. Buddha was undoubtedly a great teacher.
+ Long before Christ lived Buddha taught the brotherhood of man. He said
+ that intelligence was the only lever capable of raising mankind. His
+ followers, to say the least of them, are as good as the followers of
+ Christ. Bishop Newman is a Methodist&mdash;a follower of John Wesley&mdash;and
+ he has the prejudices of the sect to which he belongs. We must remember
+ that all prejudices are honest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is Christian society, or rather society in Christian
+ countries, cursed with fewer robbers, assassins, and thieves,
+ proportionately, then countries where "heathen" religions predominate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think not. I do not believe that there are more
+ lynchings, more mob murders in India or Turkey or Persia than in some
+ Christian States of the great Republic. Neither will you find more train
+ robbers, more forgers, more thieves in heathen lands than in Christian
+ countries. Here the jails are full, the penitentiaries are crowded, and
+ the hangman is busy. All over Christendom, as many assert, crime is on the
+ increase, going hand in hand with poverty. The truth is, that some of the
+ wisest and best men are filled with apprehension for the future, but I
+ believe in the race and have confidence in man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How can society be so reconstructed that all this
+ horrible suffering, resultant from poverty and its natural associate,
+ crime, may be abolished, or at least reduced to a minimum?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place we should stop supporting the useless.
+ The burden of superstition should be taken from the shoulders of industry.
+ In the next place men should stop bowing to wealth instead of worth. Men
+ should be judged by what they do, by what they are, instead of by the
+ property they have. Only those able to raise and educate children should
+ have them. Children should be better born&mdash;better educated. The
+ process of regeneration will be slow, but it will be sure. The religion of
+ our day is supported by the worst, by the most dangerous people in
+ society. I do not allude to murderers or burglars, or even to the little
+ thieves. I mean those who debauch courts and legislatures and elections&mdash;
+ those who make millions by legal fraud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the Theosophists? Are they sincere&mdash;have
+ they any real basis for their psychological theories?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Theosophists may be sincere. I do not know. But I am
+ perfectly satisfied that their theories are without any foundation in fact&mdash;that
+ their doctrines are as unreal as their "astral bodies," and as absurd as a
+ contradiction in mathematics. We have had vagaries and theories enough. We
+ need the religion of the real, the faith that rests on fact. Let us turn
+ our attention to this world&mdash;the world in which we live.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Herald</i>, September, 1893.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CLEVELAND'S HAWAIIAN POLICY.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, what do you think about Mr. Cleveland's Hawaiian
+ policy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think it exceedingly laughable and a little dishonest
+ &mdash;with the further fault that it is wholly unconstitutional. This is
+ not a one-man Government, and while Liliuokalani may be Queen, Cleveland
+ is certainly not a king. The worst thing about the whole matter, as it
+ appears to me, is the bad faith that was shown by Mr. Cleveland&mdash;the
+ double-dealing. He sent Mr. Willis as Minister to the Provisional
+ Government and by that act admitted the existence, and the rightful
+ existence, of the Provisional Government of the Sandwich Islands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Mr. Willis started he gave him two letters. One was addressed to
+ Dole, President of the Provisional Government, in which he addressed Dole
+ as "Great and good friend," and at the close, being a devout Christian, he
+ asked "God to take care of Dole." This was the first letter. The letter of
+ one President to another; of one friend to another. The second letter was
+ addressed to Mr. Willis, in which Mr. Willis was told to upset Dole at the
+ first opportunity and put the deposed Queen back on her throne. This may
+ be diplomacy, but it is no kin to honesty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my judgment, it is the worst thing connected with the Hawaiian affair.
+ What must "the great and good" Dole think of our great and good President?
+ What must other nations think when they read the two letters and mentally
+ exclaim, "Look upon this and then upon that?" I think Mr. Cleveland has
+ acted arrogantly, foolishly, and unfairly. I am in favor of obtaining the
+ Sandwich Islands&mdash;of course by fair means. I favor this policy
+ because I want my country to become a power in the Pacific. All my life I
+ have wanted this country to own the West Indies, the Bermudas, the Bahamas
+ and Barbadoes. They are our islands. They belong to this continent, and
+ for any other nation to take them or claim them was, and is, a piece of
+ impertinence and impudence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So I would like to see the Sandwich Islands annexed to the United States.
+ They are a good way from San Francisco and our Western shore, but they are
+ nearer to us than they are to any other nation. I think they would be of
+ great importance. They would tend to increase the Asiatic trade, and they
+ certainly would be important in case of war. We should have fortifications
+ on those islands that no naval power could take.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some objection has been made on the ground that under our system the
+ people of those islands would have to be represented in Congress. I say
+ yes, represented by a delegate until the islands become a real part of the
+ country, and by that time, there would be several hundred thousand
+ Americans living there, capable of sending over respectable members of
+ Congress.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, I think that Mr. Cleveland has made a very great mistake. First, I
+ think he was mistaken as to the facts in the Sandwich Islands; second, as
+ to the Constitution of the United States, and thirdly, as to the powers of
+ the President of the United States.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In your experience as a lawyer what was the most unique
+ case in which you were ever engaged?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Star Route trial. Every paper in the country, but one,
+ was against the defence, and that one was a little sheet owned by one of
+ the defendants. I received a note from a man living in a little town in
+ Ohio criticizing me for defending the accused. In reply I wrote that I
+ supposed he was a sensible man and that he, of course, knew what he was
+ talking about when he said the accused were guilty; that the Government
+ needed just such men as he, and that he should come to the trial at once
+ and testify. The man wrote back: "Dear Colonel: I am a &mdash;&mdash;
+ fool."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will the church and the stage ever work together for the
+ betterment of the world, and what is the province of each?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The church and stage will never work together. The pulpit
+ pretends that fiction is fact. The stage pretends that fiction is fact.
+ The pulpit pretence is dishonest&mdash;that of the stage is sincere. The
+ actor is true to art, and honestly pretends to be what he is not. The
+ actor is natural, if he is great, and in this naturalness is his truth and
+ his sincerity. The pulpit is unnatural, and for that reason untrue. The
+ pulpit is for another world, the stage for this. The stage is good because
+ it is natural, because it portrays real and actual life; because "it holds
+ the mirror up to nature." The pulpit is weak because it too often
+ belittles and demeans this life; because it slanders and calumniates the
+ natural and is the enemy of joy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Inter-Ocean</i>, Chicago, February 2, 1894.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ORATORS AND ORATORY.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* It was at his own law office in New York City that I had
+ my talk with that very notable American, Col. Robert G.
+ Ingersoll. "Bob" Ingersoll, Americans call him
+ affectionately; in a company of friends it is "The Colonel."
+
+ A more interesting personality it would be hard to find, and
+ those who know even a little of him will tell you that a
+ bigger-hearted man probably does not live. Suppose a well-
+ knit frame, grown stouter than it once was, and a fine,
+ strong face, with a vivid gleam in the eyes, a deep,
+ uncommonly musical voice, clear cut, decisive, and a manner
+ entirely delightful, yet tinged with a certain reserve.
+ Introduce a smoking cigar, the smoke rising in little curls
+ and billows, then imagine a rugged sort of picturesqueness
+ in dress, and you get, not by any means the man, but, still,
+ some notion of "Bob" Ingersoll.
+
+ Colonel Ingersoll stands at the front of American orators.
+ The natural thing, therefore, was that I should ask him&mdash;a
+ master in the art&mdash;about oratory. What he said I shall give
+ in his own words precisely as I took them down from his
+ lips, for in the case of such a good commander of the old
+ English tongue that is of some importance. But the
+ wonderful limpidness, the charming pellucidness of Ingersoll
+ can only be adequately understood when you also have the
+ finishing touch of his facile voice.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I should be glad if you would tell me what you think the
+ differences are between English and American oratory?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is no difference between the real English and the
+ real American orator. Oratory is the same the world over. The man who
+ thinks on his feet, who has the pose of passion, the face that thought
+ illumines, a voice in harmony with the ideals expressed, who has logic
+ like a column and poetry like a vine, who transfigures the common, dresses
+ the ideals of the people in purple and fine linen, who has the art of
+ finding the best and noblest in his hearers, and who in a thousand ways
+ creates the climate in which the best grows and flourishes and bursts into
+ blossom&mdash;that man is an orator, no matter of what time, of what
+ country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If you were to compare individual English and American
+ orators&mdash;recent or living orators in particular&mdash;what would you
+ say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have never heard any of the great English speakers, and
+ consequently can pass no judgment as to their merits, except such as
+ depends on reading. I think, however, the finest paragraph ever uttered in
+ Great Britain was by Curran in his defence of Rowan. I have never read one
+ of Mr. Gladstone's speeches, only fragments. I think he lacks logic.
+ Bright was a great speaker, but he lacked imagination and the creative
+ faculty. Disr&aelig;li spoke for the clubs, and his speeches were
+ artificial. We have had several fine speakers in America. I think that
+ Thomas Corwin stands at the top of the natural orators. Sergeant S.
+ Prentiss, the lawyer, was a very great talker; Henry Ward Beecher was the
+ greatest orator that the pulpit has produced. Theodore Parker was a great
+ orator. In this country, however, probably Daniel Webster occupies the
+ highest place in general esteem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Which would you say are the better orators, speaking
+ generally, the American people or the English people?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Americans are, on the average, better talkers than
+ the English. I think England has produced the greatest literature of the
+ world; but I do not think England has produced the greatest orators of the
+ world. I know of no English orator equal to Webster or Corwin or Beecher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would you mind telling me how it was you came to be a
+ public speaker, a lecturer, an orator?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We call this America of ours free, and yet I found it was
+ very far from free. Our writers and our speakers declared that here in
+ America church and state were divorced. I found this to be untrue. I found
+ that the church was supported by the state in many ways, that people who
+ failed to believe certain portions of the creeds were not allowed to
+ testify in courts or to hold office. It occurred to me that some one ought
+ to do something toward making this country intellectually free, and after
+ a while I thought that I might as well endeavor to do this as wait for
+ another. This is the way in which I came to make speeches; it was an
+ action in favor of liberty. I have said things because I wanted to say
+ them, and because I thought they ought to be said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Perhaps you will tell me your methods as a speaker, for
+ I'm sure it would be interesting to know them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Sometimes, and frequently, I deliver a lecture several
+ times before it is written. I have it taken by a shorthand writer, and
+ afterward written out. At other times I have dictated a lecture, and
+ delivered it from manuscript. The course pursued depends on how I happen
+ to feel at the time. Sometimes I read a lecture, and sometimes I deliver
+ lectures without any notes&mdash;this, again, depending much on how I
+ happen to feel. So far as methods are concerned, everything should depend
+ on feeling. Attitude, gestures, voice, emphasis, should all be in accord
+ with and spring from feeling, from the inside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there any possibility of your coming to England, and,
+ I need hardly add, of your coming to speak?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have thought of going over to England, and I may do so.
+ There is an England in England for which I have the highest possible
+ admiration, the England of culture, of art, of principle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Sketch</i>, London, Eng., March 21, 1894.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CATHOLICISM AND PROTESTANTISM. THE POPE, THE A. P. A., AGNOSTICISM
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ AND THE CHURCH.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Which do you regard as the better, Catholicism or
+ Protestantism?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Protestantism is better than Catholicism because there is
+ less of it. Protestantism does not teach that a monk is better than a
+ husband and father, that a nun is holier than a mother. Protestants do not
+ believe in the confessional. Neither do they pretend that priests can
+ forgive sins. Protestantism has fewer ceremonies and less opera bouffe,
+ clothes, caps, tiaras, mitres, crooks and holy toys. Catholics have an
+ infallible man&mdash;an old Italian. Protestants have an infallible book,
+ written by Hebrews before they were civilized. The infallible man is
+ generally wrong, and the infallible book is filled with mistakes and
+ contradictions. Catholics and Protestants are both enemies of intellectual
+ freedom &mdash;of real education, but both are opposed to education enough
+ to make free men and women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Between the Catholics and Protestants there has been about as much
+ difference as there is between crocodiles and alligators. Both have done
+ the worst they could, both are as bad as they can be, and the world is
+ getting tired of both. The world is not going to choose either&mdash;both
+ are to be rejected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you willing to give your opinion of the Pope?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It may be that the Pope thinks he is infallible, but I
+ doubt it. He may think that he is the agent of God, but I guess not. He
+ may know more than other people, but if he does he has kept it to himself.
+ He does not seem satisfied with standing in the place and stead of God in
+ spiritual matters, but desires temporal power. He wishes to be Pope and
+ King. He imagines that he has the right to control the belief of all the
+ world; that he is the shepherd of all "sheep" and that the fleeces belong
+ to him. He thinks that in his keeping is the conscience of mankind. So he
+ imagines that his blessing is a great benefit to the faithful and that his
+ prayers can change the course of natural events. He is a strange mixture
+ of the serious and comical. He claims to represent God, and admits that he
+ is almost a prisoner. There is something pathetic in the condition of this
+ pontiff. When I think of him, I think of Lear on the heath, old, broken,
+ touched with insanity, and yet, in his own opinion, "every inch a king."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Pope is a fragment, a remnant, a shred, a patch of ancient power and
+ glory. He is a survival of the unfittest, a souvenir of theocracy, a relic
+ of the supernatural. Of course he will have a few successors, and they
+ will become more and more comical, more and more helpless and impotent as
+ the world grows wise and free. I am not blaming the Pope. He was poisoned
+ at the breast of his mother. Superstition was mingled with her milk. He
+ was poisoned at school&mdash;taught to distrust his reason and to live by
+ faith. And so it may be that his mind was so twisted and tortured out of
+ shape that he now really believes that he is the infallible agent of an
+ infinite God.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you in favor of the A. P. A.?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In this country I see no need of secret political
+ societies. I think it better to fight in the open field. I am a believer
+ in religious liberty, in allowing all sects to preach their doctrines and
+ to make as many converts as they can. As long as we have free speech and a
+ free press I think there is no danger of the country being ruled by any
+ church. The Catholics are much better than their creed, and the same can
+ be said of nearly all members of orthodox churches. A majority of American
+ Catholics think a great deal more of this country than they do of their
+ church. When they are in good health they are on our side. It is only when
+ they are very sick that they turn their eyes toward Rome. If they were in
+ the majority, of course, they would destroy all other churches and
+ imprison, torture and kill all Infidels. But they will never be in the
+ majority. They increase now only because Catholics come in from other
+ countries. In a few years that supply will cease, and then the Catholic
+ Church will grow weaker every day. The free secular school is the enemy of
+ priestcraft and superstition, and the people of this country will never
+ consent to the destruction of that institution. I want no man persecuted
+ on account of his religion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If there is no beatitude, or heaven, how do you account
+ for the continual struggle in every natural heart for its own betterment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Man has many wants, and all his efforts are the children of
+ wants. If he wanted nothing he would do nothing. We civilize the savage by
+ increasing his wants, by cultivating his fancy, his appetites, his
+ desires. He is then willing to work to satisfy these new wants. Man always
+ tries to do things in the easiest way. His constant effort is to
+ accomplish more with less work. He invents a machine; then he improves it,
+ his idea being to make it perfect. He wishes to produce the best. So in
+ every department of effort and knowledge he seeks the highest success, and
+ he seeks it because it is for his own good here in this world. So he finds
+ that there is a relation between happiness and conduct, and he tries to
+ find out what he must do to produce the greatest enjoyment. This is the
+ basis of morality, of law and ethics. We are so constituted that we love
+ proportion, color, harmony. This is the artistic man. Morality is the
+ harmony and proportion of conduct&mdash; the music of life. Man
+ continually seeks to better his condition &mdash;not because he is
+ immortal&mdash;but because he is capable of grief and pain, because he
+ seeks for happiness. Man wishes to respect himself and to gain the respect
+ of others. The brain wants light, the heart wants love. Growth is natural.
+ The struggle to overcome temptation, to be good and noble, brave and
+ sincere, to reach, if possible, the perfect, is no evidence of the
+ immortality of the soul or of the existence of other worlds. Men live to
+ excel, to become distinguished, to enjoy, and so they strive, each in his
+ own way, to gain the ends desired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe that the race is growing moral or immoral?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The world is growing better. There is more real liberty,
+ more thought, more intelligence than ever before. The world was never so
+ charitable or generous as now. We do not put honest debtors in prison, we
+ no longer believe in torture. Punishments are less severe. We place a
+ higher value on human life. We are far kinder to animals. To this,
+ however, there is one terrible exception. The vivisectors, those who cut,
+ torture, and mutilate in the name of science, disgrace our age. They
+ excite the horror and indignation of all good people. Leave out the
+ actions of those wretches, and animals are better treated than ever
+ before. So there is less beating of wives and whipping of children. The
+ whip in no longer found in the civilized home. Intelligent parents now
+ govern by kindness, love and reason. The standard of honor is higher than
+ ever. Contracts are more sacred, and men do nearer as they agree. Man has
+ more confidence in his fellow-man, and in the goodness of human nature.
+ Yes, the world is getting better, nobler and grander every day. We are
+ moving along the highway of progress on our way to the Eden of the future.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are the doctrines of Agnosticism gaining ground, and
+ what, in your opinion, will be the future of the church?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The Agnostic is intellectually honest. He knows the
+ limitations of his mind. He is convinced that the questions of origin and
+ destiny cannot be answered by man. He knows that he cannot answer these
+ questions, and he is candid enough to say so. The Agnostic has good mental
+ manners. He does not call belief or hope or wish, a demonstration. He
+ knows the difference between hope and belief&mdash;between belief and
+ knowledge&mdash;and he keeps these distinctions in his mind. He does not
+ say that a certain theory is true because he wishes it to be true. He
+ tries to go according to evidence, in harmony with facts, without regard
+ to his own desires or the wish of the public. He has the courage of his
+ convictions and the modesty of his ignorance. The theologian is his
+ opposite. He is certain and sure of the existence of things and beings and
+ worlds of which there is, and can be, no evidence. He relies on assertion,
+ and in all debate attacks the motive of his opponent instead of answering
+ his arguments. All savages know the origin and destiny of man. About other
+ things they know but little. The theologian is much the same. The Agnostic
+ has given up the hope of ascertaining the nature of the "First Cause"&mdash;the
+ hope of ascertaining whether or not there was a "First Cause." He admits
+ that he does not know whether or not there is an infinite Being. He admits
+ that these questions cannot be answered, and so he refuses to answer. He
+ refuses also to pretend. He knows that the theologian does not know, and
+ he has the courage to say so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He knows that the religious creeds rest on assumption, supposition,
+ assertion&mdash;on myth and legend, on ignorance and superstition, and
+ that there is no evidence of their truth. The Agnostic bends his energies
+ in the opposite direction. He occupies himself with this world, with
+ things that can be ascertained and understood. He turns his attention to
+ the sciences, to the solution of questions that touch the well-being of
+ man. He wishes to prevent and cure diseases; to lengthen life; to provide
+ homes and raiment and food for man; to supply the wants of the body.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He also cultivates the arts. He believes in painting and sculpture, in
+ music and the drama&mdash;the needs of the soul. The Agnostic believes in
+ developing the brain, in cultivating the affections, the tastes, the
+ conscience, the judgment, to the end that man may be happy in this world.
+ He seeks to find the relation of things, the condition of happiness. He
+ wishes to enslave the forces of nature to the end that they may perform
+ the work of the world. Back of all progress are the real thinkers; the
+ finders of facts, those who turn their attention to the world in which we
+ live. The theologian has never been a help, always a hindrance. He has
+ always kept his back to the sunrise. With him all wisdom was in the past.
+ He appealed to the dead. He was and is the enemy of reason, of
+ investigation, of thought and progress. The church has never given
+ "sanctuary" to a persecuted truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There can be no doubt that the ideas of the Agnostic are gaining ground.
+ The scientific spirit has taken possession of the intellectual world.
+ Theological methods are unpopular to-day, even in theological schools. The
+ attention of men everywhere is being directed to the affairs of this
+ world, this life. The gods are growing indistinct, and, like the shapes of
+ clouds, they are changing as they fade. The idea of special providence has
+ been substantially abandoned. People are losing, and intelligent people
+ have lost, confidence in prayer. To-day no intelligent person believes in
+ miracles&mdash;a violation of the facts in nature. They may believe that
+ there used to be miracles a good while ago, but not now. The
+ "supernatural" is losing its power, its influence, and the church is
+ growing weaker every day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The church is supported by the people, and in order to gain the support of
+ the people it must reflect their ideas, their hopes and fears. As the
+ people advance, the creeds will be changed, either by changing the words
+ or giving new meanings to the old words. The church, in order to live,
+ must agree substantially with those who support it, and consequently it
+ will change to any extent that may be necessary. If the church remains
+ true to the old standards then it will lose the support of progressive
+ people, and if the people generally advance the church will die. But my
+ opinion is that it will slowly change, that the minister will preach what
+ the members want to hear, and that the creed will be controlled by the
+ contribution box. One of these days the preachers may become teachers, and
+ when that happens the church will be of use.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you regard as the greatest of all themes in
+ poetry and song?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Love and Death. The same is true of the greatest music. In
+ "Tristan and Isolde" is the greatest music of love and death. In
+ Shakespeare the greatest themes are love and death. In all real poetry, in
+ all real music, the dominant, the triumphant tone, is love, and the minor,
+ the sad refrain, the shadow, the background, the mystery, is death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What would be your advice to an intelligent young man
+ just starting out in life?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I would say to him: "Be true to your ideal. Cultivate your
+ heart and brain. Follow the light of your reason. Get all the happiness
+ out of life that you possibly can. Do not care for power, but strive to be
+ useful. First of all, support yourself so that you may not be a burden to
+ others. If you are successful, if you gain a surplus, use it for the good
+ of others. Own yourself and live and die a free man. Make your home a
+ heaven, love your wife and govern your children by kindness. Be good
+ natured, cheerful, forgiving and generous. Find out the conditions of
+ happiness, and then be wise enough to live in accordance with them.
+ Cultivate intellectual hospitality, express your honest thoughts, love
+ your friends, and be just to your enemies."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Herald</i>, September 16, 1894.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WOMAN AND HER DOMAIN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the effect of the multiplicity of
+ women's clubs as regards the intellectual, moral and domestic status of
+ their members?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that women should have clubs and societies, that
+ they should get together and exchange ideas. Women, as a rule, are
+ provincial and conservative. They keep alive all the sentimental mistakes
+ and superstitions. Now, if they can only get away from these, and get
+ abreast with the tide of the times, and think as well as feel, it will be
+ better for them and their children. You know St. Paul tells women that if
+ they want to know anything they must ask their husbands. For many
+ centuries they have followed this orthodox advice, and of course they have
+ not learned a great deal, because their husbands could not answer their
+ questions. Husbands, as a rule, do not know a great deal, and it will not
+ do for every wife to depend on the ignorance of her worst half. The women
+ of to-day are the great readers, and no book is a great success unless it
+ pleases the women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a result of this, all the literature of the world has changed, so that
+ now in all departments the thoughts of women are taken into consideration,
+ and women have thoughts, because they are the intellectual equals of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are no statesmen in this country the equals of Harriet Martineau;
+ probably no novelists the equals of George Eliot or George Sand, and I
+ think Ouida the greatest living novelist. I think her "Ariadne" is one of
+ the greatest novels in the English language. There are few novels better
+ than "Consuelo," few poems better than "Mother and Poet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So in all departments women are advancing; some of them have taken the
+ highest honors at medical colleges; others are prominent in the sciences,
+ some are great artists, and there are several very fine sculptors, &amp;c.,
+ &amp;c.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So you can readily see what my opinion is on that point.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am in favor of giving woman all the domain she conquers, and as the
+ world becomes civilized the domain that she can conquer will steadily
+ increase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But, Colonel, is there no danger of greatly interfering
+ with a woman's duties as wife and mother?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think that it is dangerous to think, or that
+ thought interferes with love or the duties of wife or mother. I think the
+ contrary is the truth; the greater the brain the greater the power to
+ love, the greater the power to discharge all duties and obligations, so I
+ have no fear for the future. About women voting I don't care; whatever
+ they want to do they have my consent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Democrat</i>, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1894.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PROFESSOR SWING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Since you were last in this city, Colonel, a
+ distinguished man has passed away in the person of Professor Swing. The
+ public will be interested to have your opinion of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Professor Swing did a great amount of good. He
+ helped to civilize the church and to humanize the people. His influence
+ was in the right direction&mdash;toward the light. In his youth he was
+ acquainted with toil, poverty, and hardship; his road was filled with
+ thorns, and yet he lived and scattered flowers in the paths of many
+ people. At first his soul was in the dungeon of a savage creed, where the
+ windows were very small and closely grated, and though which struggled
+ only a few rays of light. He longed for more light and for more liberty,
+ and at last his fellow- prisoners drove him forth, and from that time
+ until his death he did what he could to give light and liberty to the
+ souls of men. He was a lover of nature, poetic in his temperament,
+ charitable and merciful. As an orator he may have lacked presence, pose
+ and voice, but he did not lack force of statement or beauty of expression.
+ He was a man of wide learning, of great admiration of the heroic and
+ tender. He did what he could to raise the standard of character, to make
+ his fellow-men just and noble. He lost the provincialism of his youth and
+ became in a very noble sense a citizen of the world. He understood that
+ all the good is not in our race or in our religion&mdash;that in every
+ land there are good and noble men, self- denying and lovely women, and
+ that in most respects other religions are as good as ours, and in many
+ respects better. This gave him breadth of intellectual horizon and
+ enlarged his sympathy for the failures of the world. I regard his death as
+ a great loss, and his life as a lesson and inspiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Inter-Ocean</i>, Chicago, October 13, 1894.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SENATOR SHERMAN AND HIS BOOK.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* No one is better qualified than Robert G. Ingersoll to
+ talk about Senator Sherman's book and the questions it
+ raises in political history. Mr. Ingersoll was for years a
+ resident of Washington and a next-door neighbor to Mr.
+ Sherman; he was for an even longer period the intimate
+ personal friend of James G. Blaine; he knew Garfield from
+ almost daily contact, and of the Republican National
+ Conventions concerning which Senator Sherman has raised
+ points of controversy Mr. Ingersoll can say, as the North
+ Carolinian said of the Confederacy: "Part of whom I am
+ which."
+
+ He placed Blaine's name before the convention at Cincinnati
+ in 1876. He made the first of the three great nominating
+ speeches in convention history, Conkling and Garfield making
+ the others in 1880.
+
+ The figure of the Plumed Knight which Mr. Ingersoll created
+ to characterize Mr. Blaine is part of the latter's memory.
+ At Chicago, four years later, when Garfield, dazed by the
+ irresistible doubt of the convention, was on the point of
+ refusing that in the acceptance of which he had no voluntary
+ part, Ingersoll was the adviser who showed him that duty to
+ Sherman required no such action.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Senator Sherman's book&mdash;especially
+ the part about Garfield?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, I have only read a few extracts from Mr.
+ Sherman's reminiscences, but I am perfectly satisfied that the Senator is
+ mistaken about Garfield's course. The truth is that Garfield captured the
+ convention by his course from day to day, and especially by the speech he
+ made for Sherman. After that speech, and it was a good one, the best
+ Garfield ever made, the convention said, "Speak for yourself, John."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was perfectly apparent that if the Blaine and Sherman forces should try
+ to unite, Grant would be nominated. It had to be Grant or a new man, and
+ that man was Garfield. It all came about without Garfield's help, except
+ in the way I have said. Garfield even went so far as to declare that under
+ no circumstances could he accept, because he was for Sherman, and honestly
+ for him. He told me that he would not allow his name to go before the
+ convention. Just before he was nominated I wrote him a note in which I
+ said he was about to be nominated, and that he must not decline. I am
+ perfectly satisfied that he acted with perfect honor, and that he did his
+ best for Sherman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Sherman expresses the opinion that if he had had the
+ "moral strength" of the Ohio delegation in his support he would have been
+ nominated?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We all know that while Senator Sherman had many friends,
+ and that while many thought he would make an excellent President, still
+ there was but little enthusiasm among his followers. Sherman had the
+ respect of the party, but hardly the love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In his book the Senator expresses the opinion that he was
+ quite close to the nomination in 1888, when Mr. Quay was for him. Do you
+ think that is so, Mr. Ingersoll?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think Mr. Sherman had a much better chance in 1888 than
+ in 1880, but as a matter of fact, he never came within hailing distance of
+ success at any time. He is not of the nature to sway great bodies of men.
+ He lacks the power to impress himself upon others to such an extent as to
+ make friends of enemies and devotees of friends. Mr. Sherman has had a
+ remarkable career, and I think that he ought to be satisfied with what he
+ has achieved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Ingersoll, what do you think defeated Blaine for the
+ nomination in 1876?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. On the first day of the convention at Cincinnati it was
+ known that Blaine was the leading candidate. All of the enthusiasm was for
+ him. It was soon known that Conkling, Bristow or Morton could not be
+ nominated, and that in all probability Blaine would succeed. The fact that
+ Blaine had been attacked by vertigo, or had suffered from a stroke of
+ apoplexy, gave an argument to those who opposed him, and this was used
+ with great effect. After Blaine was put in nomination, and before any vote
+ was taken, the convention adjourned, and during the night a great deal of
+ work was done. The Michigan delegation was turned inside out and the
+ Blaine forces raided in several States. Hayes, the dark horse, suddenly
+ developed speed, and the scattered forces rallied to his support. I have
+ always thought that if a ballot could have been taken on the day Blaine
+ was put in nomination he would have succeeded, and yet he might have been
+ defeated for the nomination anyway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Blaine had the warmest friends and the bitterest enemies of any man in the
+ party. People either loved or hated him. He had no milk-and-water friends
+ and no milk-and-water enemies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If Blaine had been nominated at Cincinnati in 1876 would
+ he have made a stronger candidate than Hayes did?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If he had been nominated then, I believe that he would have
+ been triumphantly elected. Mr. Blaine's worst enemies would not have
+ supported Tilden, and thousands of moderate Democrats would have given
+ their votes to Blaine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Mr. Ingersoll, do you think that Mr. Blaine wanted the
+ nomination in 1884, when he got it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In 1883, Mr. Blaine told me that he did not want the
+ nomination. I said to him: "Is that honest?" He replied that he did not
+ want it, that he was tired of the whole business. I said: "If you do not
+ want it; if you have really reached that conclusion, then I think you will
+ get it." He laughed, and again said: "I do not want it." I believe that he
+ spoke exactly as he then felt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think defeated Mr. Blaine at the polls in
+ 1884?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Blaine was a splendid manager for another man, a great
+ natural organizer, and when acting for others made no mistake; but he did
+ not manage his own campaign with ability. He made a succession of
+ mistakes. His suit against the Indianapolis editor; his letter about the
+ ownership of certain stocks; his reply to Burchard and the preachers, in
+ which he said that history showed the church could get along without the
+ state, but the state could not get along without the church, and this in
+ reply to the "Rum, Romanism and Rebellion" nonsense; and last, but not
+ least, his speech to the millionaires in New York&mdash;all of these
+ things weakened him. As a matter of fact many Catholics were going to
+ support Blaine, but when they saw him fooling with the Protestant clergy,
+ and accepting the speech of Burchard, they instantly turned against him.
+ If he had never met Burchard, I think he would have been elected. His
+ career was something like that of Mr. Clay; he was the most popular man of
+ his party and yet&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you account for Mr. Blaine's action in allowing
+ his name to go before the convention at Minneapolis in 1892?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In 1892, Mr. Blaine was a sick man, almost worn out; he was
+ not his former self, and he was influenced by others. He seemed to have
+ lost his intuition; he was misled, yet in spite of all defeats, no name
+ will create among Republicans greater enthusiasm than that of James G.
+ Blaine. Millions are still his devoted, unselfish and enthusiastic friends
+ and defenders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Globe-Democrat</i>, St. Louis, October 27, 1895.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0115" id="link0115">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ REPLY TO THE CHRISTIAN ENDEAVORERS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How were you affected by the announcement that the united
+ prayers of the Salvationists and Christian Endeavorers were to be offered
+ for your conversion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The announcement did not affect me to any great extent. I
+ take it for granted that the people praying for me are sincere and that
+ they have a real interest in my welfare. Of course, I thank them one and
+ all. At the same time I can hardly account for what they did. Certainly
+ they would not ask God to convert me unless they thought the prayer could
+ be answered. And if their God can convert me of course he can convert
+ everybody. Then the question arises why he does not do it. Why does he let
+ millions go to hell when he can convert them all. Why did he not convert
+ them all before the flood and take them all to heaven instead of drowning
+ them and sending them all to hell. Of course these questions can be
+ answered by saying that God's ways are not our ways. I am greatly obliged
+ to these people. Still, I feel about the same, so that it would be
+ impossible to get up a striking picture of "before and after." It was
+ good-natured on their part to pray for me, and that act alone leads me to
+ believe that there is still hope for them. The trouble with the Christian
+ Endeavorers is that they don't give my arguments consideration. If they
+ did they would agree with me. It seemed curious that they would advise
+ divine wisdom what to do, or that they would ask infinite mercy to treat
+ me with kindness. If there be a God, of course he knows what ought to be
+ done, and will do it without any hints from ignorant human beings. Still,
+ the Endeavorers and the Salvation people may know more about God than I
+ do. For all I know, this God may need a little urging. He may be powerful
+ but a little slow; intelligent but sometimes a little drowsy, and it may
+ do good now and then to call his attention to the facts. The prayers did
+ not, so far as I know, do me the least injury or the least good. I was
+ glad to see that the Christians are getting civilized. A few years ago
+ they would have burned me. Now they pray for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Suppose God should answer the prayers and convert me, how would he bring
+ the conversion about? In the first place, he would have to change my brain
+ and give me more credulity&mdash;that is, he would be obliged to lessen my
+ reasoning power. Then I would believe not only without evidence, but in
+ spite of evidence. All the miracles would appear perfectly natural. It
+ would then seem as easy to raise the dead as to waken the sleeping. In
+ addition to this, God would so change my mind that I would hold all reason
+ in contempt and put entire confidence in faith. I would then regard
+ science as the enemy of human happiness, and ignorance as the soil in
+ which virtues grow. Then I would throw away Darwin and Humboldt, and rely
+ on the sermons of orthodox preachers. In other words, I would become a
+ little child and amuse myself with a religious rattle and a Gabriel horn.
+ Then I would rely on a man who has been dead for nearly two thousand years
+ to secure me a seat in Paradise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After conversion, it is not pretended that I will be any better so far as
+ my actions are concerned; no more charitable, no more honest, no more
+ generous. The great difference will be that I will believe more and think
+ less.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, the converted people do not seem to be better than the sinners.
+ I never heard of a poor wretch clad in rags, limping into a town and
+ asking for the house of a Christian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think that I had better remain as I am. I had better follow the light of
+ my reason, be true to myself, express my honest thoughts, and do the
+ little I can for the destruction of superstition, the little I can for the
+ development of the brain, for the increase of intellectual hospitality and
+ the happiness of my fellow-beings. One world at a time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Journal</i>, December 15, 1895.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0116" id="link0116">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ SPIRITUALISM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There are several good things about Spiritualism. First, they are not
+ bigoted; second, they do not believe in salvation by faith; third, they
+ don't expect to be happy in another world because Christ was good in this;
+ fourth, they do not preach the consolation of hell; fifth, they do not
+ believe in God as an infinite monster; sixth, the Spiritualists believe in
+ intellectual hospitality. In these respects they differ from our Christian
+ brethren, and in these respects they are far superior to the saints.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think that the Spiritualists have done good. They believe in enjoying
+ themselves&mdash;in having a little pleasure in this world. They are
+ social, cheerful and good-natured. They are not the slaves of a book.
+ Their hands and feet are not tied with passages of Scripture. They are not
+ troubling themselves about getting forgiveness and settling their heavenly
+ debts for a cent on the dollar. Their belief does not make then mean or
+ miserable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They do not persecute their neighbors. They ask no one to have faith or to
+ believe without evidence. They ask all to investigate, and then to make up
+ their minds from the evidence. Hundreds and thousands of well-educated,
+ intelligent people are satisfied with the evidence and firmly believe in
+ the existence of spirits. For all I know, they may be right&mdash;but&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. The Spiritualists have indirectly claimed, that you were
+ in many respects almost one of them. Have you given them reason to believe
+ so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am not a Spiritualist, and have never pretended to be.
+ The Spiritualists believe in free thought, in freedom of speech, and they
+ are willing to hear the other side&mdash;willing to hear me. The best
+ thing about the Spiritualists is that they believe in intellectual
+ hospitality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is Spiritualism a religion or a truth?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that Spiritualism may properly be called a
+ religion. It deals with two worlds&mdash;teaches the duty of man to his
+ fellows&mdash;the relation that this life bears to the next. It claims to
+ be founded on facts. It insists that the "dead" converse with the living,
+ and that information is received from those who once lived in this world.
+ Of the truth of these claims I have no sufficient evidence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are all mediums impostors?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I will not say that all mediums are impostors, because I do
+ not know. I do not believe that these mediums get any information or help
+ from "spirits." I know that for thousands of years people have believed in
+ mediums&mdash;in Spiritualism. A spirit in the form of a man appeared to
+ Samson's mother, and afterward to his father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Spirits, or angels, called on Abraham. The witch of Endor raised the ghost
+ of Samuel. An angel appeared with three men in the furnace. The
+ handwriting on the wall was done by a spirit. A spirit appeared to Joseph
+ in a dream, to the wise men and to Joseph again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So a spirit, an angel or a god, spoke to Saul, and the same happened to
+ Mary Magdalene.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The religious literature of the world is filled with such things. Take
+ Spiritualism from Christianity and the whole edifice crumbles. All
+ religions, so far as I know, are based on Spiritualism&mdash;on
+ communications received from angels, from spirits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not say that all the mediums, ancient and modern, were, and are,
+ impostors&mdash;but I do think that all the honest ones were, and are,
+ mistaken. I do not believe that man has ever received any communication
+ from angels, spirits or gods. No whisper, as I believe, has ever come from
+ any other world. The lips of the dead are always closed. From the grave
+ there has come no voice. For thousands of years people have been
+ questioning the dead. They have tried to catch the whisper of a vanished
+ voice. Many say that they have succeeded. I do not know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is the explanation of the startling knowledge
+ displayed by some so-called "mediums" of the history and personal affairs
+ of people who consult them? Is there any such thing as mind-reading or
+ thought-transference?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In a very general way, I suppose that one person may read
+ the thought of another&mdash;not definitely, but by the expression of the
+ face, by the attitude of the body, some idea may be obtained as to what a
+ person thinks, what he intends. So thought may be transferred by look or
+ language, but not simply by will. Everything that is, is natural. Our
+ ignorance is the soil in which mystery grows. I do not believe that
+ thoughts are things that can been seen or touched. Each mind lives in a
+ world of its own, a world that no other mind can enter. Minds, like ships
+ at sea, give signs and signals to each other, but they do not exchange
+ captains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is there any such thing as telepathy? What is the
+ explanation of the stories of mental impressions received at long
+ distances?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There are curious coincidences. People sometimes happen to
+ think of something that is taking place at a great distance. The stories
+ about these happenings are not very well authenticated, and seem never to
+ have been of the least use to anyone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Can these phenomena be considered aside from any
+ connection with, or form of, superstition?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that mistake, emotion, nervousness, hysteria,
+ dreams, love of the wonderful, dishonesty, ignorance, grief and the
+ longing for immortality&mdash;the desire to meet the loved and lost, the
+ horror of endless death&mdash;account for these phenomena. People often
+ mistake their dreams for realities&mdash;often think their thoughts have
+ "happened." They live in a mental mist, a mirage. The boundary between the
+ actual and the imagined becomes faint, wavering and obscure. They mistake
+ clouds for mountains. The real and the unreal mix and mingle until the
+ impossible becomes common, and the natural absurd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe that any sane man ever had a vision?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, the sane and insane have visions, dreams. I do
+ not believe that any man, sane or insane, was ever visited by an angel or
+ spirit, or ever received any information from the dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Setting aside from consideration the so-called physical
+ manifestations of the mediums, has Spiritualism offered any proof of the
+ immortality of the soul?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course Spiritualism offers what it calls proof of
+ immortality. That is its principal business. Thousands and thousands of
+ good, honest, intelligent people think the proof sufficient. They receive
+ what they believe to be messages from the departed, and now and then the
+ spirits assume their old forms &mdash;including garments&mdash;and pass
+ through walls and doors as light passes through glass. Do these things
+ really happen? If the spirits of the dead do return, then the fact of
+ another life is established. It all depends on the evidence. Our senses
+ are easily deceived, and some people have more confidence in their reason
+ than in their senses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you not believe that such a man as Robert Dale Owen
+ was sincere? What was the real state of mind of the author of "Footfalls
+ on the Boundaries of Another World"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Without the slightest doubt, Robert Dale Owen was sincere.
+ He was one of the best of men. His father labored all his life for the
+ good of others. Robert Owen, the father, had a debate, in Cincinnati, with
+ the Rev. Alexander Campbell, the founder of the Campbellite Church.
+ Campbell was no match for Owen, and yet the audience was almost
+ unanimously against Owen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Robert Dale Owen was an intelligent, thoughtful, honest man. He was
+ deceived by several mediums, but remained a believer. He wanted
+ Spiritualism to be true. He hungered and thirsted for another life. He
+ explained everything that was mysterious or curious by assuming the
+ interference of spirits. He was a good man, but a poor investigator. He
+ thought that people were all honest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you understand the Spiritualist means when he
+ claims that the soul goes to the "Summer land," and there continues to
+ work and evolute to higher planes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. No one pretends to know where "heaven" is. The celestial
+ realm is the blessed somewhere in the unknown nowhere. So far as I know,
+ the "Summer land" has no metes and bounds, and no one pretends to know
+ exactly or inexactly where it is. After all, the "Summer land" is a hope&mdash;a
+ wish. Spiritualists believe that a soul leaving this world passes into
+ another, or into another state, and continues to grow in intelligence and
+ virtue, if it so desires.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Spiritualists claim to prove that there is another life. Christians
+ believe this, but their witnesses have been dead for many centuries. They
+ take the "hearsay" of legend and ancient gossip; but Spiritualists claim
+ to have living witnesses; witnesses that can talk, make music; that can
+ take to themselves bodies and shake hands with the people they knew before
+ they passed to the "other shore."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Has Spiritualism, through its mediums, ever told the
+ world anything useful, or added to the store of the world's knowledge, or
+ relieved its burdens?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not know that any medium has added to the useful
+ knowledge of the world, unless mediums have given evidence of another
+ life. Mediums have told us nothing about astronomy, geology or history,
+ have made no discoveries, no inventions, and have enriched no art. The
+ same may be said of every religion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the orthodox churches believe in Spiritualism. Every now and then the
+ Virgin appears to some peasant, and in the old days the darkness was
+ filled with evil spirits. Christ was a Spiritualist, and his principal
+ business was the casting out of devils. All of his disciples, all of the
+ church fathers, all of the saints were believers in Spiritualism of the
+ lowest and most ignorant type. During the Middle Ages people changed
+ themselves, with the aid of spirits, into animals. They became wolves,
+ dogs, cats and donkeys. In those day all the witches and wizards were
+ mediums. So animals were sometimes taken possession of by spirits, the
+ same as Balaam's donkey and Christ's swine. Nothing was too absurd for the
+ Christians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Has not Spiritualism added to the world's stock of hope?
+ And in what way has not Spiritualism done good?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The mother holding in her arms her dead child, believing
+ that the babe has simply passed to another life, does not weep as bitterly
+ as though she thought that death was the eternal end. A belief in
+ Spiritualism must be a consolation. You see, the Spiritualists do not
+ believe in eternal pain, and consequently a belief in immortality does not
+ fill their hearts with fear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christianity makes eternal life an infinite horror, and casts the glare of
+ hell on almost every grave.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Spiritualists appear to be happy in their belief. I have never known a
+ happy orthodox Christian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is natural to shun death, natural to desire eternal life. With all my
+ heart I hope for everlasting life and joy&mdash;a life without failures,
+ without crimes and tears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If immortality could be established, the river of life would overflow with
+ happiness. The faces of prisoners, of slaves, of the deserted, of the
+ diseased and starving would be radiant with smiles, and the dull eyes of
+ despair would glow with light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If it could be established.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us hope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Journal</i>, New York, July 26, 1896.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the position taken by the United
+ States in the Venezuelan dispute? How should the dispute be settled?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think that we have any interest in the dispute
+ between Venezuela and England. It was and is none of our business. The
+ Monroe doctrine was not and is not in any way involved. Mr. Cleveland made
+ a mistake and so did Congress.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What should be the attitude of the church toward the
+ stage?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It should be, what it always has been, against it. If the
+ orthodox churches are right, then the stage is wrong. The stage makes
+ people forget hell; and this puts their souls in peril. There will be
+ forever a conflict between Shakespeare and the Bible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of the new woman?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I like her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Where rests the responsibility for the Armenian
+ atrocities?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Religion is the cause of the hatred and bloodshed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of international marriages, as between
+ titled foreigners and American heiresses?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. My opinion is the same as is entertained by the American
+ girl after the marriages. It is a great mistake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of England's Poet Laureate, Alfred
+ Austin?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have only read a few of his lines and they were not
+ poetic. The office of Poet Laureate should be abolished. Men cannot write
+ poems to order as they could deliver cabbages or beer. By poems I do not
+ mean jingles of words. I mean great thoughts clothed in splendor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your estimate of Susan B. Anthony?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Miss Anthony is one of the most remarkable women in the
+ world. She has the enthusiasm of youth and spring, the courage and
+ sincerity of a martyr. She is as reliable as the attraction of
+ gravitation. She is absolutely true to her conviction, intellectually
+ honest, logical, candid and infinitely persistent. No human being has done
+ more for women than Miss Anthony. She has won the respect and admiration
+ of the best people on the earth. And so I say: Good luck and long life to
+ Susan B. Anthony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Which did more for his country, George Washington or
+ Abraham Lincoln?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In my judgment, Lincoln was the greatest man ever
+ President. I put him above Washington and Jefferson. He had the genius of
+ goodness; and he was one of the wisest and shrewdest of men. Lincoln
+ towers above them all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What gave rise to the report that you had been converted
+ &mdash;did you go to church somewhere?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I visited the "People's Church" in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
+ This church has no creed. The object is to make people happy in this
+ world. Miss Bartlett is the pastor. She is a remarkable woman and is
+ devoting her life to good work. I liked her church and said so. This is
+ all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are there not some human natures so morally weak or
+ diseased that they cannot keep from sin without the aid of some sort of
+ religion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not believe that the orthodox religion helps anybody
+ to be just, generous or honest. Superstition is not the soil in which
+ goodness grows. Falsehood is poor medicine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Would you consent to live in any but a Christian
+ community? If you would, please name one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I would not live in a community where all were orthodox
+ Christians. I would rather dwell in Central Africa. If I could have my
+ choice I would rather live among people who were free, who sought for
+ truth and lived according to reason. Sometime there will be such a
+ community.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is the noun "United States" singular or plural, as you
+ use English?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I use it in the singular.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you read Nordau's "Degeneracy"? If so, what do you
+ think of it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think it is substantially insane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Bishop Doane's advocacy of free rum
+ as a solution of the liquor problem?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am a believer in liberty. All the temperance legislation,
+ all the temperance societies, all the agitation, all these things have
+ done no good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you agree with Mr. Carnegie that a college education
+ is of little or no practical value to a man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. A man must have education. It makes no difference where or
+ how he gets it. To study the dead languages is time wasted so far as
+ success in business is concerned. Most of the colleges in this country are
+ poor because controlled by theologians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What suggestion would you make for the improvement of the
+ newspapers of this country?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Every article in a newspaper should be signed by the
+ writer. And all writers should do their best to tell the exact facts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Niagara Falls?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is a dangerous place. Those great rushing waters&mdash;
+ there is nothing attractive to me in them. There is so much noise; so much
+ tumult. It is simply a mighty force of nature&mdash;one of those
+ tremendous powers that is to be feared for its danger. What I like in
+ nature is a cultivated field, where men can work in the free open air,
+ where there is quiet and repose&mdash;no turmoil, no strife, no tumult, no
+ fearful roar or struggle for mastery. I do not like the crowded, stuffy
+ workshop, where life is slavery and drudgery. Give me the calm, cultivated
+ land of waving grain, of flowers, of happiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is worse than death?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Oh, a great many things. To be dishonored. To be worthless.
+ To feel that you are a failure. To be insane. To be constantly afraid of
+ the future. To lose the ones you love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Herald</i>, Rochester, New York, February 25, 1896.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0118" id="link0118">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IS LIFE WORTH LIVING&mdash;CHRISTIAN SCIENCE AND POLITICS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. With all your experiences, the trials, the
+ responsibilities, the disappointments, the heartburnings, Colonel, is life
+ worth living?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I can only answer for myself. I like to be alive, to
+ breathe the air, to look at the landscape, the clouds and stars, to repeat
+ old poems, to look at pictures and statues, to hear music, the voices of
+ the ones I love. I like to talk with my wife, my girls, my grandchildren.
+ I like to sleep and to dream. Yes, you can say that life, to me, is worth
+ living.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Colonel, did you ever kill any game?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When I was a boy I killed two ducks, and it hurt me as much
+ as anything I ever did. No, I would not kill any living creature. I am
+ sometimes tempted to kill a mosquito on my hand, but I stop and think what
+ a wonderful construction it has, and shoo it away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of political parties, Colonel?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In a country where the sovereignty is divided among the
+ people, that is to say, among the men, in order to accomplish anything,
+ many must unite, and I believe in joining the party that is going the
+ nearest your way. I do not believe in being the slave or serf or servant
+ of a party. Go with it if it is going your road, and when the road forks,
+ take the one that leads to the place you wish to visit, no matter whether
+ the party goes that way or not. I do not believe in belonging to a party
+ or being the property of any organization. I do not believe in giving a
+ mortgage on yourself or a deed of trust for any purpose whatever. It is
+ better to be free and vote wrong than to be a slave and vote right. I
+ believe in taking the chances. At the same time, as long as a party is
+ going my way, I believe in placing that party above particular persons,
+ and if that party nominates a man that I despise, I will vote for him if
+ he is going my way. I would rather have a bad man belonging to my party in
+ place, than a good man belonging to the other, provided my man believes in
+ my principles, and to that extent I believe in party loyalty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither do I join in the general hue and cry against bosses. There has
+ always got to be a leader, even in a flock of wild geese. If anything is
+ to be accomplished, no matter what, somebody takes the lead and the others
+ allow him to go on. In that way political bosses are made, and when you
+ hear a man howling against bosses at the top of his lungs, distending his
+ cheeks to the bursting point, you may know that he has ambition to become
+ a boss.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not belong to the Republican party, but I have been going with it,
+ and when it goes wrong I shall quit, unless the other is worse. There is
+ no office, no place, that I want, and as it does not cost anything to be
+ right, I think it better to be that way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your idea of Christian Science?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think it is superstition, pure and unadulterated. I think
+ that soda will cure a sour stomach better than thinking. In my judgment,
+ quinine is a better tonic than meditation. Of course cheerfulness is good
+ and depression bad, but if you can absolutely control the body and all its
+ functions by thought, what is the use of buying coal? Let the mercury go
+ down and keep yourself hot by thinking. What is the use of wasting money
+ for food? Fill your stomach with think. According to these Christian
+ Science people all that really exists is an illusion, and the only
+ realities are the things that do not exist. They are like the old fellow
+ in India who said that all things were illusions. One day he was speaking
+ to a crowd on his favorite hobby. Just as he said "all is illusion" a
+ fellow on an elephant rode toward him. The elephant raised his trunk as
+ though to strike, thereupon the speaker ran away. Then the crowd laughed.
+ In a few moments the speaker returned. The people shouted: "If all is
+ illusion, what made you run away?" The speaker replied: "My poor friends,
+ I said all is illusion. I say so still. There was no elephant. I did not
+ run away. You did not laugh, and I am not explaining now. All is
+ illusion."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That man must have been a Christian Scientist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Inter-Ocean</i>, Chicago, November, 1897.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VIVISECTION.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. Why are you so utterly opposed to vivisection?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Because, as it is generally practiced, it is an unspeakable
+ cruelty. Because it hardens the hearts and demoralizes those who inflict
+ useless and terrible pains on the bound and helpless. If these
+ vivisectionists would give chloroform or ether to the animals they
+ dissect; if they would render them insensible to pain, and if, by cutting
+ up these animals, they could learn anything worth knowing, no one would
+ seriously object.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The trouble is that these doctors, these students, these professors, these
+ amateurs, do not give anesthetics. They insist that to render the animal
+ insensible does away with the value of the experiment. They care nothing
+ for the pain they inflict. They are so eager to find some fact that will
+ be of benefit to the human race, that they are utterly careless of the
+ agony endured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, what I say is that no decent man, no gentleman, no civilized person,
+ would vivisect an animal without first having rendered that animal
+ insensible to pain. The doctor, the scientist, who puts his knives,
+ forceps, chisels and saws into the flesh, bones and nerves of an animal
+ without having used an anesthetic, is a savage, a pitiless, heartless
+ monster. When he says he does this for the good of man, because he wishes
+ to do good, he says what is not true. No such man wants to do good; he
+ commits the crime for his own benefit and because he wishes to gratify an
+ insane cruelty or to gain a reputation among like savages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These scientists now insist that they have done some good. They do not
+ tell exactly what they have done. The claim is general in its character&mdash;not
+ specific. If they have done good, could they not have done just as much if
+ they had used anesthetics? Good is not the child of cruelty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that the vivisectionists do their work
+ without anesthetics? Do they not, as a rule, give something to deaden
+ pain?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Here is what the trouble is. Now and then one uses
+ chloroform, but the great majority do not. They claim that it interferes
+ with the value of the experiment, and, as I said before, they object to
+ the expense. Why should they care for what the animals suffer? They
+ inflict the most horrible and useless pain, and they try the silliest
+ experiments&mdash;experiments of no possible use or advantage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For instance: They flay a dog to see how long he can live without his
+ skin. Is this trifling experiment of any importance? Suppose the dog can
+ live a week or a month or a year, what then? What must the real character
+ of the scientific wretch be who would try an experiment like this? Is such
+ a man seeking the good of his fellow- men?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, these scientists starve animals until they slowly die; watch them from
+ day to day as life recedes from the extremities, and watch them until the
+ final surrender, to see how long the heart will flutter without food;
+ without water. They keep a diary of their sufferings, of their whinings
+ and moanings, of their insanity. And this diary is published and read with
+ joy and eagerness by other scientists in like experiments. Of what
+ possible use is it to know how long a dog or horse can live without food?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, they take animals, dogs and horses, cut through the flesh with the
+ knife, remove some of the back bone with the chisel, then divide the
+ spinal marrow, then touch it with red hot wires for the purpose of
+ finding, as they say, the connection of nerves; and the animal, thus
+ vivisected, is left to die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A good man will not voluntarily inflict pain. He will see that his horse
+ has food, if he can procure it, and if he cannot procure the food, he will
+ end the sufferings of the animal in the best and easiest way. So, the good
+ man would rather remain in ignorance as to how pain is transmitted than to
+ cut open the body of a living animal, divide the marrow and torture the
+ nerves with red hot iron. Of what use can it be to take a dog, tie him
+ down and cut out one of his kidneys to see if he can live with the other?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These horrors are perpetrated only by the cruel and the heartless &mdash;so
+ cruel and so heartless that they are utterly unfit to be trusted with a
+ human life. They inoculate animals with a virus of disease; they put
+ poison in their eyes until rottenness destroys the sight; until the poor
+ brutes become insane. They given them a disease that resembles
+ hydrophobia, that is accompanied by the most frightful convulsions and
+ spasms. They put them in ovens to see what degree of heat it is that
+ kills. They also try the effect of cold; they slowly drown them; they
+ poison them with the venom of snakes; they force foreign substances into
+ their blood, and, by inoculation, into their eyes; and then watch and
+ record their agonies; their sufferings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Don't you think that some good has been accomplished,
+ some valuable information obtained, by vivisection?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I don't think any valuable information has been obtained by
+ the vivisection of animals without chloroform that could not have been
+ obtained with chloroform. And to answer the question broadly as to whether
+ any good has been accomplished by vivisection, I say no.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ According to the best information that I can obtain, the vivisectors have
+ hindered instead of helped. Lawson Tait, who stands at the head of his
+ profession in England, the best surgeon in Great Britain, says that all
+ this cutting and roasting and freezing and torturing of animals has done
+ harm instead of good. He says publicly that the vivisectors have hindered
+ the progress of surgery. He declares that they have not only done no good,
+ but asserts that they have done only harm. The same views according to
+ Doctor Tait, are entertained by Bell, Syme and Fergusson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many have spoken of Darwin as though he were a vivisector. This is not
+ true. All that has been accomplished by these torturers of dumb and
+ helpless animals amounts to nothing. We have obtained from these gentlemen
+ Koch's cure for consumption, Pasteur's factory of hydrophobia and
+ Brown-Sequard's elixir of life. These three failures, gigantic, absurd,
+ ludicrous, are the great accomplishment of vivisection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Surgery has advanced, not by the heartless tormentors of animals, but by
+ the use of anesthetics&mdash;that is to say, chloroform, ether and
+ cocaine. The cruel wretches, the scientific assassins, have accomplished
+ nothing. Hundreds of thousands of animals have suffered every pain that
+ nerves can feel, and all for nothing&mdash;nothing except to harden the
+ heart and to make criminals of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They have not given anesthetics to these animals, but they have been
+ guilty of the last step in cruelty. They have given curare, a drug that
+ attacks the centers of motion, that makes it impossible for the animal to
+ move, so that when under its influence, no matter what the pain may be,
+ the animal lies still. This curare not only destroys the power of motion,
+ but increases the sensitiveness of the nerves. To give this drug and then
+ to dissect the living animal is the extreme of cruelty. Beyond this,
+ heartlessness cannot go.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you know that you have been greatly criticized for
+ what you have said on this subject?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; I have read many criticisms; but what of that. It is
+ impossible for the ingenuity of man to say anything in defence of cruelty&mdash;of
+ heartlessness. So, it is impossible for the defenders of vivisection to
+ show any good that has been accomplished without the use of anesthetics.
+ The chemist ought to be able to determine what is and what is not poison.
+ There is no need of torturing the animals. So, this giving to animals
+ diseases is of no importance to man&mdash;not the slightest; and nothing
+ has been discovered in bacteriology so far that has been of use or that is
+ of benefit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Personally, I admit that all have the right to criticise; and my answer to
+ the critics is, that they do not know the facts; or, knowing them, they
+ are interested in preventing a knowledge of these facts coming to the
+ public. Vivisection should be controlled by law. No animal should be
+ allowed to be tortured. And to cut up a living animal not under the
+ influence of chloroform or ether, should be a penitentiary offence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A perfect reply to all the critics who insist that great good has been
+ done is to repeat the three names&mdash;Koch, Pasteur and Brown- Sequard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The foundation of civilization is not cruelty; it is justice, generosity,
+ mercy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Evening Telegram</i>, New York, September 30, 1893.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ DIVORCE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. The <i>Herald</i> would like to have you give your ideas
+ on divorce. On last Sunday in your lecture you said a few words on the
+ subject, but only a few. Do you think the laws governing divorce ought to
+ be changed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. We obtained our ideas about divorce from the Hebrews&mdash;
+ from the New Testament and the church. In the Old Testament woman is not
+ considered of much importance. The wife was the property of the husband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox or his wife." In this commandment
+ the wife is put on an equality with other property, so under certain
+ conditions the husband could put away his wife, but the wife could not put
+ away her husband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the New Testament there is little in favor of marriage, and really
+ nothing as to the rights of wives. Christ said nothing in favor of
+ marriage, and never married. So far as I know, none of the apostles had
+ families. St. Paul was opposed to marriage, and allowed it only as a
+ choice of evils. In those days it was imagined by the Christians that the
+ world was about to be purified by fire, and that they would be changed
+ into angels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The early Christians were opposed to marriage, and the "fathers" looked
+ upon woman as the source of all evil. They did not believe in divorces.
+ They thought that if people loved each other better than they did God, and
+ got married, they ought to be held to the bargain, no matter what
+ happened.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These "fathers" were, for the most part, ignorant and hateful savages, and
+ had no more idea of right and wrong than wild beasts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The church insisted that marriage was a sacrament, and that God, in some
+ mysterious way, joined husband and wife in marriage&mdash;that he was one
+ of the parties to the contract, and that only death could end it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, this supernatural view of marriage is perfectly absurd. If
+ there be a God, there certainly have been marriages he did not approve,
+ and certain it is that God can have no interest in keeping husbands and
+ wives together who never should have married.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some of the preachers insist that God instituted marriage in the Garden of
+ Eden. We now know that there was no Garden of Eden, and that woman was not
+ made from the first man's rib. Nobody with any real sense believes this
+ now. The institution of marriage was not established by Jehovah. Neither
+ was it established by Christ, not any of his apostles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In considering the question of divorce, the supernatural should be
+ discarded. We should take into consideration only the effect upon human
+ beings. The gods should be allowed to take care of themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is it to the interest of a husband and wife to live together after love
+ has perished and when they hate each other? Will this add to their
+ happiness? Should a woman be compelled to remain the wife of a man who
+ hates and abuses her, and whom she loathes? Has society any interest in
+ forcing women to live with men they hate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no real marriage without love, and in the marriage state there is
+ no morality without love. A woman who remains the wife of a man whom she
+ despises, or does not love, corrupts her soul. She becomes degraded,
+ polluted, and feels that her flesh has been soiled. Under such
+ circumstances a good woman suffers the agonies of moral death. It may be
+ said that the woman can leave her husband; that she is not compelled to
+ live in the same house or to occupy the same room. If she has the right to
+ leave, has she the right to get a new house? Should a woman be punished
+ for having married? Women do not marry the wrong men on purpose. Thousands
+ of mistakes are made&mdash;are these mistakes sacred? Must they be
+ preserved to please God?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What good can it do God to keep people married who hate each other? What
+ good can it do the community to keep such people together?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you consider marriage a contract or a sacrament?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Marriage is the most important contract that human beings
+ can make. No matter whether it is called a contract or a sacrament, it
+ remains the same. A true marriage is a natural concord or agreement of
+ souls&mdash;a harmony in which discord is not even imagined. It is a
+ mingling so perfect that only one seems to exist. All other considerations
+ are lost. The present seems eternal. In this supreme moment there is no
+ shadow, or the shadow is as luminous as light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When two beings thus love, thus united, this is the true marriage of soul
+ and soul. The idea of contract is lost. Duty and obligation are instantly
+ changed into desire and joy, and two lives, like uniting streams, flow on
+ as one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is real marriage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, if the man turns out to be a wild beast, if he destroys the happiness
+ of the wife, why should she remain his victim?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If she wants a divorce, she should have it. The divorce will not hurt God
+ or the community. As a matter of fact, it will save a life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No man not poisoned by superstition will object to the release of an
+ abused wife. In such a case only savages can object to divorce. The man
+ who wants courts and legislatures to force a woman to live with him is a
+ monster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe that the divorced should be allowed to
+ marry again?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly. Has the woman whose rights have been outraged no
+ right to build another home? Must this woman, full of kindness, affection
+ and health, be chained until death releases her? Is there no future for
+ her? Must she be an outcast forever? Can she never sit by her own hearth,
+ with the arms of her children about her neck, and by her side a husband
+ who loves and protects her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are no two sides to this question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All human beings should be allowed to correct their mistakes. If the wife
+ has flagrantly violated the contract of marriage, the husband should be
+ given a divorce. If the wife wants a divorce, if she loathes her husband,
+ if she no longer loves him, then the divorce should be granted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is immoral for a woman to live as the wife of a man whom she abhors.
+ The home should be pure. Children should be well-born. Their parents
+ should love one another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marriages are made by men and women, not by society, not by the state, not
+ by the church, not by the gods. Nothing is moral, that does not tend to
+ the well-being of sentient beings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good home is the unit of good government. The hearthstone is the
+ corner-stone of civilization. Society is not interested in the
+ preservation of hateful homes. It is not to the interest of society that
+ good women should be enslaved or that they should become mothers by
+ husbands whom they hate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most of the laws about divorce are absurd or cruel, and ought to be
+ repealed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Herald</i>, New York, February, 1897.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MUSIC, NEWSPAPERS, LYNCHING AND ARBITRATION.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. How do you enjoy staying in Chicago?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I am about as happy as a man can be when he is away
+ from home. I was at the opera last night. I am always happy when I hear
+ the music of Wagner interpreted by such a genius as Seidl. I do not
+ believe there is a man in the world who has in his brain and heart more of
+ the real spirit of Wagner than Anton Seidl. He knows how to lead, how to
+ phrase and shade, how to rush and how to linger, and to express every
+ passion and every mood. So I was happy last night to hear him. Then I
+ heard Edouard de Reszke, the best of bass singers, with tones of a great
+ organ, and others soft and liquid, and Jean de Reszke, a great tenor, who
+ sings the "Swan Song" as though inspired; and I liked Bispham, but hated
+ his part. He is a great singer; so is Mme. Litvinne.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, I can say that I am enjoying Chicago. In fact, I always did. I was
+ here when the town was small, not much more than huts and hogs, lumber and
+ mud; and now it is one of the greatest of cities. It makes me happy just
+ to think of the difference. I was born the year Chicago was incorporated.
+ In my time matches were invented. Steam navigation became really useful.
+ The telegraph was invented. Gas was discovered and applied to practical
+ uses, and electricity was made known in its practical workings to mankind.
+ Thus, it is seen the world is progressing; men are becoming civilized. But
+ the process of civilization even now is slow. In one or two thousand years
+ we may hope to see a vast improvement in man's condition. We may expect to
+ have the employer so far civilized that he will not try to make money for
+ money's sake, but in order that he may apply it to good uses, to the
+ amelioration of his fellow-man's condition. We may also expect the see the
+ workingman, the employee, so far civilized that he will know it is
+ impossible and undesirable for him to attempt to fix the wages paid by his
+ employer. We may in a thousand or more years reasonably expect that the
+ employee will be so far civilized and become sufficiently sensible to know
+ that strikes and threats and mob violence can never improve his condition.
+ Altruism is nonsense, craziness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is Chicago as liberal, intellectually, as New York?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think so. Of course you will find thousands of free,
+ thoughtful people in New York&mdash;people who think and want others to do
+ the same. So, there are thousands of respectable people who are centuries
+ behind the age. In other words, you will find all kinds. I presume the
+ same is true of Chicago. I find many liberal people here, and some not
+ quite so liberal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some of the papers here seem to be edited by real pious men. On last
+ Tuesday the <i>Times-Herald</i> asked pardon of its readers for having
+ given a report of my lecture. That editor must be pious. In the same
+ paper, columns were given to the prospective prize- fight at Carson City.
+ All the news about the good Corbett and the orthodox Fitzsimmons&mdash;about
+ the training of the gentlemen who are going to attack each others'
+ jugulars and noses; who are expected to break jaws, blacken eyes, and peel
+ foreheads in a few days, to settle the question of which can bear the most
+ pounding. In this great contest and in all its vulgar details, the readers
+ of the <i>Times-Herald</i> are believed by the editor of that religious
+ daily to take great interest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The editor did not ask the pardon of his readers for giving so much space
+ to the nose-smashing sport. No! He knew that would fill their souls with
+ delight, and, so knowing, he reached the correct conclusion that such
+ people would not enjoy anything I had said. The editor did a wise thing
+ and catered to a large majority of his readers. I do not think that we
+ have as religious a daily paper in New York as the <i>Times-Herald</i>. So
+ the editor of the <i>Times- Herald</i> took the ground that men with
+ little learning, in youth, might be agnostic, but as they grew sensible
+ they would become orthodox. When he wrote that he was probably thinking of
+ Humboldt and Darwin, of Huxley and Haeckel. May be Herbert Spencer was in
+ his mind, but I think that he must have been thinking of a few boys in his
+ native village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think about prize-fighting anyway?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, I think that prize-fighting is worse, if possible,
+ than revival meetings. Next to fighting to kill, as they did in the old
+ Roman days, I think the modern prize-fight is the most disgusting and
+ degrading of exhibitions. All fights, whether cock- fights, bull-fights or
+ pugilistic encounters, are practiced and enjoyed only by savages. No
+ matter what office they hold, what wealth or education they have, they are
+ simply savages. Under no possible circumstances would I witness a
+ prize-fight or a bull- fight or a dog-fight. The Marquis of Queensbury was
+ once at my house, and I found his opinions were the same as mine. Everyone
+ thinks that he had something to do with the sport of prize-fighting, but
+ he did not, except to make some rules once for a college boxing contest.
+ He told me that he never saw but one prize-fight in his life, and that it
+ made him sick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How are you on the arbitration treaty?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I am for it with all my heart. I have read it, and read it
+ with care, and to me it seems absolutely fair. England and America should
+ set an example to the world. The English-speaking people have reason
+ enough and sense enough, I hope, to settle their differences by argument&mdash;by
+ reason. Let us get the wild beast out of us. Two great nations like
+ England and America appealing to force, arguing with shot and shell! What
+ is education worth? Is what we call civilization a sham? Yes, I believe in
+ peace, in arbitration, in settling disputes like reasonable, human beings.
+ All that war can do is to determine who is the stronger. It throws no
+ light on any question, addresses no argument. There is a point to a
+ bayonet, but no logic. After the war is over the victory does not tell
+ which nation was right. Civilized men take their differences to courts or
+ arbitrators. Civilized nations should do the same. There ought to be an
+ international court.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let every man do all he can to prevent war&mdash;to prevent the waste, the
+ cruelties, the horrors that follow every flag on every field of battle. It
+ is time that man was human&mdash;time that the beast was out of his heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of McKinley's inaugural?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It is good, honest, clear, patriotic and sensible. There is
+ one thing in it that touched me; I agree with him that lynching has to be
+ stopped. You see that now we are citizens of the United States, not simply
+ of the State in which we happen to live. I take the ground that it is the
+ business of the United States to protect its citizens, not only when they
+ are in some other country, but when they are at home. The United States
+ cannot discharge this obligation by allowing the States to do as they
+ please. Where citizens are being lynched the Government should interfere.
+ If the Governor of some barbarian State says that he cannot protect the
+ lives of citizens, then the United States should, if it took the entire
+ Army and Navy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of charity organizations?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think that the people who support them are good and
+ generous&mdash;splendid&mdash;but I have a poor opinion of the people in
+ charge. As a rule, I think they are cold, impudent and heartless. There is
+ too much circumlocution, or too many details and too little humanity. The
+ Jews are exceedingly charitable. I think that in New York the men who are
+ doing the most for their fellow-men are Jews. Nathan Strauss is trying to
+ feed the hungry, warm the cold, and clothe the naked. For the most part,
+ organized charities are, I think, failures. A real charity has to be in
+ the control of a good man, a real sympathetic, a sensible man, one who
+ helps others to help themselves. Let a hungry man go to an organized
+ society and it requires several days to satisfy the officers that the man
+ is hungry. Meanwhile he will probably starve to death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you believe in free text-books in the public schools?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not care about the text-book question. But I am in
+ favor of the public school. Nothing should be taught that somebody does
+ not know. No superstitions&mdash;nothing but science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. There has been a good deal said lately about your suicide
+ theology, Colonel. Do you still believe that suicide is justifiable?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Certainly. When a man is useless to himself and to others
+ he has a right to determine what he will do about living. The only thing
+ to be considered is a man's obligation to his fellow- beings and to
+ himself. I don't take into consideration any supernatural nonsense. If God
+ wants a man to stay here he ought to make it more comfortable for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Since you expounded your justification of suicide,
+ Colonel, I believe you have had some cases of suicide laid at your door?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Oh, yes. Every suicide that has happened since that time
+ has been charged to me. I don't know how the people account for the
+ suicides before my time. I have not yet heard of my being charged with the
+ death of Cato, but that may yet come to pass. I was reading the other day
+ that the rate of suicide in Germany is increasing. I suppose my article
+ has been translated into German.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How about lying, Colonel? Is it ever right to lie?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, sometimes. In war when a man is captured by the
+ enemy he ought to lie to them to mislead them. What we call strategy is
+ nothing more than lies. For the accomplishment of a good end, for
+ instance, the saving of a woman's reputation, it is many times perfectly
+ right to lie. As a rule, people ought to tell the truth. If it is right to
+ kill a man to save your own life it certainly ought to be right to fool
+ him for the same purpose. I would rather be deceived than killed, wouldn't
+ you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Inter-Ocean</i>, Chicago, Illinois, March, 1897.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A VISIT TO SHAW'S GARDEN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. I was told that you came to St. Louis on your wedding
+ trip some thirty years ago and went to Shaw's Garden?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes; we were married on the 13th of February, 1862. We were
+ here in St. Louis, and we did visit Shaw's Garden, and we thought it
+ perfectly beautiful. Afterward we visited the Kew Gardens in London, but
+ our remembrance of Shaw's left Kew in the shade.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, I have been in St. Louis many times, my first visit being, I
+ think, in 1854. I have always liked the town. I was acquainted at one time
+ with a great many of your old citizens. Most of them have died, and I know
+ but few of the present generation. I used to stop at the old Planter's
+ House, and I was there quite often during the war. In those days I saw
+ Hackett as Falstaff, the best Falstaff that ever lived. Ben de Bar was
+ here then, and the Maddern sisters, and now the daughter of one of the
+ sisters, Minnie Maddern Fiske, is one of the greatest actresses in the
+ world. She has made a wonderful hit in New York this season. And so the
+ ebb and flow of life goes on&mdash;the old pass and the young arrive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Death and progress!" It may be that death is, after all, a great
+ blessing. Maybe it gives zest and flavor to life, ardor and flame to love.
+ At the same time I say, "long life" to all my friends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I want to live&mdash;I get great happiness out of life. I enjoy the
+ company of my friends. I enjoy seeing the faces of the ones I love. I
+ enjoy art and music. I love Shakespeare and Burns; love to hear the music
+ of Wagner; love to see a good play. I take pleasure in eating and
+ sleeping. The fact is, I like to breathe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I want to get all the happiness out of life that I can. I want to suck the
+ orange dry, so that when death comes nothing but the peelings will be
+ left, and so I say: "Long life!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Republic</i>, St. Louis, April 11, 1897.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0123" id="link0123">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE VENEZUELAN BOUNDARY DISCUSSION AND THE WHIPPING-POST.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion as to the action of the President on
+ the Venezuelan matter?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In my judgment, the President acted in haste and without
+ thought. It may be said that it would have been well enough for him to
+ have laid the correspondence before Congress and asked for an
+ appropriation for a commission to ascertain the facts, to the end that our
+ Government might intelligently act. There was no propriety in going
+ further than that. To almost declare war before the facts were known was a
+ blunder&mdash;almost a crime. For my part, I do not think the Monroe
+ doctrine has anything to do with the case. Mr. Olney reasons badly, and it
+ is only by a perversion of facts, and an exaggeration of facts, and by
+ calling in question the motives of England that it is possible to conclude
+ that the Monroe doctrine has or can have anything to do with the
+ controversy. The President went out of his way to find a cause of quarrel.
+ Nobody doubts the courage of the American people, and we for that reason
+ can afford to be sensible and prudent. Valor and discretion should go
+ together. Nobody doubts the courage of England.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ America and England are the leading nations, and in their keeping, to a
+ great extent, is the glory of the future. They should be at peace. Should
+ a difference arise it should be settled without recourse to war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fighting settles nothing but the relative strength. No light is thrown on
+ the cause of the conflict&mdash;on the question or fact that caused the
+ war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think that there is any danger of war?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. If the members of Congress really represent the people,
+ then there is danger. But I do not believe the people will really want to
+ fight about a few square miles of malarial territory in Venezuela&mdash;something
+ in which they have no earthly or heavenly interest. The people do not wish
+ to fight for fight's sake. When they understand the question they will
+ regard the administration as almost insane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The message has already cost us more than the War of 1812 or the Mexican
+ war, or both. Stocks and bonds have decreased in value several hundred
+ millions, and the end is not yet. It may be that it will, on account of
+ the panic, be impossible for the Government to maintain the gold standard&mdash;the
+ reserve. Then gold would command a premium, the Government would be unable
+ to redeem the greenbacks, and the result would be financial chaos, and all
+ this the result of Mr. Cleveland's curiosity about a boundary line between
+ two countries, in neither of which we have any interest, and this
+ curiosity has already cost us more than both countries, including the
+ boundary line, are worth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The President made a great mistake. So did the House and Senate, and the
+ poor people have paid a part of the cost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your opinion of the Gerry Whipping Post bill?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I see that it has passed the Senate, and yet I think it is
+ a disgrace to the State. How the Senators can go back to torture, to the
+ Dark Ages, to the custom of savagery, is beyond belief. I hope that the
+ House is nearer civilized, and that the infamous bill will be defeated.
+ If, however, the bill should pass, then I hope Governor Morton will veto
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing is more disgusting, more degrading, than the whipping-post. It
+ degrades the whipped and the whipper. It degrades all who witness the
+ flogging. What kind of a person will do the whipping? Men who would apply
+ the lash to the naked backs of criminals would have to be as low as the
+ criminals, and probably a little lower.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shadow of the whipping-post does not fall on any civilized country,
+ and never will. The next thing we know Mr. Gerry will probably introduce
+ some bill to brand criminals on the forehead or cut off their ears and
+ slit their noses. This is in the same line, and is born of the same
+ hellish spirit. There is no reforming power in torture, in bruising and
+ mangling the flesh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the bill becomes a law, I hope it will provide that the lash shall be
+ applied by Mr. Gerry and his successors in office. Let these pretended
+ enemies of cruelty enjoy themselves. If the bill passes, I presume Mr.
+ Gerry could get a supply of knouts from Russia, as that country has just
+ abolished the whipping-post.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Journal</i>, New York, December 24, 1895.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ COLONEL SHEPARD'S STAGE HORSES.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* One of Colonel Shepard's equine wrecks was picked up on
+ Fifth avenue yesterday by the Prevention of Cruelty Society,
+ and was laid up for repairs. The horse was about twenty-
+ eight years old, badly foundered, and its leg was cut and
+ bleeding. It was the leader of three that had been hauling
+ a Fifth avenue stage, and, according to the Society's
+ agents, was in about as bad a condition as a horse could be
+ and keep on his feet. The other two horses were little
+ better, neither of them being fit to drive.
+
+ Colonel Shepard's scrawny nags have long been an eyesore to
+ Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll, who is compelled to see them
+ from his windows at number 400 Fifth avenue. He said last
+ night:]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It might not be in good taste for me to say anything about Colonel
+ Shepard's horses. He might think me prejudiced. But I am satisfied horses
+ cannot live on faith or on the substance of things hoped for. It is far
+ better for the horse, to feed him without praying, than to pray without
+ feeding him. It is better to be kind even to animals, than to quote
+ Scripture in small capitals. Now, I am not saying anything against Colonel
+ Shepard. I do not know how he feeds his horses. If he is as good and kind
+ as he is pious, then I have nothing to say. Maybe he does not allow the
+ horses to break the Sabbath by eating. They are so slow that they make one
+ think of a fast. They put me in mind of the Garden of Eden&mdash;the rib
+ story. When I watch them on the avenue I, too, fall to quoting Scripture,
+ and say, "Can these dry bones live?" Still, I have a delicacy on this
+ subject; I hate to think about it, and I think the horses feel the same
+ way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Morning Advertiser</i>, New York, January 21, 1892.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A REPLY TO THE REV. L. A. BANKS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Have you read the remarks made about you by the Rev. Mr.
+ Banks, and what do you think of what he said?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. The reverend gentleman pays me a great compliment by
+ comparing me to a circus. Everybody enjoys the circus. They love to see
+ the acrobats, the walkers on the tight rope, the beautiful girls on the
+ horses, and they laugh at the wit of the clowns. They are delighted with
+ the jugglers, with the music of the band. They drink the lemonade, eat the
+ colored popcorn and laugh until they nearly roll off their seats. Now the
+ circus has a few animals so that Christians can have an excuse for going.
+ Think of the joy the circus gives to the boys and girls. They look at the
+ show bills, see the men and women flying through the air, bursting through
+ paper hoops, the elephants standing on their heads, and the clowns, in
+ curious clothes, with hands on their knees and open mouths, supposed to be
+ filled with laughter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the boys and girls for many miles around know the blessed day. They
+ save their money, obey their parents, and when the circus comes they are
+ on hand. They see the procession and then they see the show. They are all
+ happy. No sermon ever pleased them as much, and in comparison even the
+ Sunday school is tame and dull.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To feel that I have given as much joy as the circus fills me with
+ pleasure. What chance would the Rev. Dr. Banks stand against a circus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reverend gentleman has done me a great honor, and I tender him my
+ sincere thanks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Dr. Banks says that you write only one lecture a year,
+ while preachers write a brand new one every week&mdash;that if you did
+ that people would tire of you. What have you to say to that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It may be that great artists paint only one picture a year,
+ and it may be that sign painters can do several jobs a day. Still, I would
+ not say that the sign painters were superior to the artists. There is
+ quite a difference between a sculptor and a stone-cutter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are thousands of preachers and thousands and thousands of sermons
+ preached every year. Has any orthodox minister in the year 1898 given just
+ one paragraph to literature? Has any orthodox preacher uttered one great
+ thought, clothed in perfect English that thrilled the hearers like music&mdash;one
+ great strophe that became one of the treasures of memory?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will make the question a little clearer. Has any orthodox preacher, or
+ any preacher in an orthodox pulpit uttered a paragraph of what may be
+ called sculptured speech since Henry Ward Beecher died? I do not wonder
+ that the sermons are poor. Their doctrines have been discussed for
+ centuries. There is little chance for originality; they not only thresh
+ old straw, but the thresh straw that has been threshed a million times&mdash;straw
+ in which there has not been a grain of wheat for hundreds of years. No
+ wonder that they have nervous prostration. No wonder that they need
+ vacations, and no wonder that their congregations enjoy the vacations as
+ keenly as the ministers themselves. Better deliver a real good address
+ fifty-two times than fifty-two poor ones&mdash;just for the sake of
+ variety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Dr. Banks says that the tendency at present is not toward
+ Agnosticism, but toward Christianity. What is your opinion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When I was a boy "Infidels" were very rare. A man who
+ denied the inspiration of the Bible was regarded as a monster. Now there
+ are in this country millions who regard the Bible as the work of ignorant
+ and superstitious men. A few years ago the Bible was the standard. All
+ scientific theories were tested by the Bible. Now science is the standard
+ and the Bible is tested by that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dr. Banks did not mention the names of the great scientists who are or
+ were Christians, but he probably thought of Laplace, Humboldt, Haeckel,
+ Huxley, Spencer, Tyndall, Darwin, Helmholtz and Draper. When he spoke of
+ Christian statesmen he likely thought of Jefferson, Franklin, Washington,
+ Paine and Lincoln&mdash;or he may have thought of Pierce, Fillmore and
+ Buchanan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, after all, there is no argument in names. A man is not necessarily
+ great because he holds office or wears a crown or talks in a pulpit.
+ Facts, reasons, are better than names. But it seems to me that nothing can
+ be plainer than that the church is losing ground&mdash;that the people are
+ discarding the creeds and that superstition has passed the zenith of its
+ power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Dr. Banks says that Christ did not mention the Western
+ Hemisphere because God does nothing for men that they can do for
+ themselves. What have you to say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Christ said nothing about the Western Hemisphere because he
+ did not know that it existed. He did not know the shape of the earth. He
+ was not a scientist&mdash;never even hinted at any science&mdash; never
+ told anybody to investigate&mdash;to think. His idea was that this life
+ should be spent in preparing for the next. For all the evils of this life,
+ and the next, faith was his remedy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I see from the report in the paper that Dr. Banks, after making the
+ remarks about me preached a sermon on "Herod the Villain in the Drama of
+ Christ." Who made Herod? Dr. Banks will answer that God made him. Did God
+ know what Herod would do? Yes. Did he know that he would cause the
+ children to be slaughtered in his vain efforts to kill the infant Christ?
+ Yes. Dr. Banks will say that God is not responsible for Herod because he
+ gave Herod freedom. Did God know how Herod would use his freedom? Did he
+ know that he would become the villain in the drama of Christ? Yes. Who,
+ then, is really responsible for the acts of Herod?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If I could change a stone into a human being, and if I could give this
+ being freedom of will, and if I knew that if I made him he would murder a
+ man, and if with that knowledge I made him, and he did commit a murder,
+ who would be the real murderer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Will Dr. Banks in his fifty-two sermons of next year show that his God is
+ not responsible for the crimes of Herod?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No doubt Dr. Banks is a good man, and no doubt he thinks that liberty of
+ thought leads to hell, and honestly believes that all doubt comes from the
+ Devil. I do not blame him. He thinks as he must. He is a product of
+ conditions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He ought to be my friend because I am doing the best I can to civilize his
+ congregation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Plain Dealer</i>, Cleveland, Ohio, 1898.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CUBA&mdash;ZOLA AND THEOSOPHY.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think, Colonel, of the Cuban question?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. What I know about this question is known by all. I suppose
+ that the President has information that I know nothing about. Of course,
+ all my sympathies are with the Cubans. They are making a desperate&mdash;an
+ heroic struggle for their freedom. For many years they have been robbed
+ and trampled under foot. Spain is, and always has been, a terrible master&mdash;heartless
+ and infamous. There is no language with which to tell what Cuba has
+ suffered. In my judgment, this country should assist the Cubans. We ought
+ to acknowledge the independence of that island, and we ought to feed the
+ starving victims of Spain. For years we have been helping Spain. Cleveland
+ did all he could to prevent the Cubans from getting arms and men. This was
+ a criminal mistake&mdash;a mistake that even Spain did not appreciate. All
+ this should instantly be reversed, and we should give aid to Cuba. The war
+ that Spain is waging shocks every civilized man. Spain has always been the
+ same. In Holland, in Peru, in Mexico, she was infinitely cruel, and she is
+ the same to-day. She loves to torture, to imprison, to degrade, to kill.
+ Her idea of perfect happiness is to shed blood. Spain is a legacy of the
+ Dark Ages. She belongs to the den, the cave period. She has no business to
+ exist. She is a blot, a stain on the map of the world. Of course there are
+ some good Spaniards, but they are not in control.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I want Cuba to be free. I want Spain driven from the Western World. She
+ has already starved five hundred thousand Cubans&mdash;poor, helpless
+ non-combatants. Among the helpless she is like a hyena&mdash;a tiger among
+ lambs. This country ought to stop this gigantic crime. We should do this
+ in the name of humanity&mdash;for the sake of the starving, the dying.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think we are going to have war with Spain?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not think there will be war. Unless Spain is insane,
+ she will not attack the United States. She is bankrupt. No nation will
+ assist her. A civilized nation would be ashamed to take her hand, to be
+ her friend. She has not the power to put down the rebellion in Cuba. How
+ then can she hope to conquer this country? She is full of brag and
+ bluster. Of course she will play her hand for all it is worth, so far as
+ talk goes. She will double her fists and make motions. She will assume the
+ attitude of war, but she will never fight. Should she commence
+ hostilities, the war would be short. She would lose her navy. The little
+ commerce she has would be driven from the sea. She would drink to the
+ dregs the cup of humiliation and disgrace. I do not believe that Spain is
+ insane enough to fire upon our flag. I know that there is nothing too
+ mean, too cruel for her to do, but still she must have sense enough to try
+ and save her own life. No, I think there will be no war, but I believe
+ that Cuba will be free. My opinion is that the Maine was blown up from the
+ outside&mdash;blown up by Spanish officers, and I think the report of the
+ Board will be to that effect. Such a crime ought to redden even the cheeks
+ of Spain. As soon as this fact is known, other nations will regard Spain
+ with hatred and horror. If the Maine was destroyed by Spain we will ask
+ for indemnity. The people insist that the account be settled and at once.
+ Possibly we may attack Spain. There is the only danger of war. We must
+ avenge that crime. The destruction of two hundred and fifty-nine Americans
+ must be avenged. Free Cuba must be their monument. I hope for the sake of
+ human nature that the Spanish did not destroy the Maine. I hope it was the
+ result of an accident. I hope there is to be no war, but Spain must be
+ driven from the New World.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What about Zola's trial and conviction?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. It was one of the most infamous trials in the history of
+ the world. Zola is a great man, a genius, the best man in France. His
+ trial was a travesty on justice. The judge acted like a bandit. The
+ proceedings were a disgrace to human nature. The jurors must have been
+ ignorant beasts. The French have disgraced themselves. Long live Zola.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Having expressed yourself less upon the subject of
+ Theosophy than upon other religious beliefs, and as Theosophy denies the
+ existence of a God as worshiped by Christianity, what is your idea of the
+ creed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Insanity. I think it is a mild form of delusion and
+ illusion; vague, misty, obscure, half dream, mixed with other mistakes and
+ fragments of facts&mdash;a little philosophy, absurdity&mdash; a few
+ impossibilities&mdash;some improbabilities&mdash;some accounts of events
+ that never happened&mdash;some prophecies that will not come to pass&mdash;
+ a structure without foundation. But the Theosophists are good people; kind
+ and honest. Theosophy is based on the supernatural and is just as absurd
+ as the orthodox creeds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Courier-Journal</i>, Louisville, Ky., February, 1898.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HOW TO BECOME AN ORATOR.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What advice would you give to a young man who was
+ ambitious to become a successful public speaker or orator?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the first place, I would advise him to have something to
+ say&mdash;something worth saying&mdash;something that people would be glad
+ to hear. This is the important thing. Back of the art of speaking must be
+ the power to think. Without thoughts words are empty purses. Most people
+ imagine that almost any words uttered in a loud voice and accompanied by
+ appropriate gestures, constitute an oration. I would advise the young man
+ to study his subject, to find what others had thought, to look at it from
+ all sides. Then I would tell him to write out his thoughts or to arrange
+ them in his mind, so that he would know exactly what he was going to say.
+ Waste no time on the how until you are satisfied with the what. After you
+ know what you are to say, then you can think of how it should be said.
+ Then you can think about tone, emphasis, and gesture; but if you really
+ understand what you say, emphasis, tone, and gesture will take care of
+ themselves. All these should come from the inside. They should be in
+ perfect harmony with the feelings. Voice and gesture should be governed by
+ the emotions. They should unconsciously be in perfect agreement with the
+ sentiments. The orator should be true to his subject, should avoid any
+ reference to himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The great column of his argument should be unbroken. He can adorn it with
+ vines and flowers, but they should not be in such profusion as to hide the
+ column. He should give variety of episode by illustrations, but they
+ should be used only for the purpose of adding strength to the argument.
+ The man who wishes to become an orator should study language. He should
+ know the deeper meaning of words. He should understand the vigor and
+ velocity of verbs and the color of adjectives. He should know how to
+ sketch a scene, to paint a picture, to give life and action. He should be
+ a poet and a dramatist, a painter and an actor. He should cultivate his
+ imagination. He should become familiar with the great poetry and fiction,
+ with splendid and heroic deeds. He should be a student of Shakespeare. He
+ should read and devour the great plays. From Shakespeare he could learn
+ the art of expression, of compression, and all the secrets of the head and
+ heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The great orator is full of variety&mdash;of surprises. Like a juggler, he
+ keeps the colored balls in the air. He expresses himself in pictures. His
+ speech is a panorama. By continued change he holds the attention. The
+ interest does not flag. He does not allow himself to be anticipated. A
+ picture is shown but once. So, an orator should avoid the commonplace.
+ There should be no stuffing, no filling. He should put no cotton with his
+ silk, no common metals with his gold. He should remember that "gilded dust
+ is not as good as dusted gold." The great orator is honest, sincere. He
+ does not pretend. His brain and heart go together. Every drop of his blood
+ is convinced. Nothing is forced. He knows exactly what he wishes to do&mdash;knows
+ when he has finished it, and stops.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Only a great orator knows when and how to close. Most speakers go on after
+ they are through. They are satisfied only with a "lame and impotent
+ conclusion." Most speakers lack variety. They travel a straight and dusty
+ road. The great orator is full of episode. He convinces and charms by
+ indirection. He leaves the road, visits the fields, wanders in the woods,
+ listens to the murmurs of springs, the songs of birds. He gathers flowers,
+ scales the crags and comes back to the highway refreshed, invigorated. He
+ does not move in a straight line. He wanders and winds like a stream.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, no one can tell a man what to do to become an orator. The great
+ orator has that wonderful thing called presence. He has that strange
+ something known as magnetism. He must have a flexible, musical voice,
+ capable of expressing the pathetic, the humorous, the heroic. His body
+ must move in unison with his thought. He must be a reasoner, a logician.
+ He must have a keen sense of humor &mdash;of the laughable. He must have
+ wit, sharp and quick. He must have sympathy. His smiles should be the
+ neighbors of his tears. He must have imagination. He should give eagles to
+ the air, and painted moths should flutter in the sunlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While I cannot tell a man what to do to become an orator, I can tell him a
+ few things not to do. There should be no introduction to an oration. The
+ orator should commence with his subject. There should be no prelude, no
+ flourish, no apology, no explanation. He should say nothing about himself.
+ Like a sculptor, he stands by his block of stone. Every stroke is for a
+ purpose. As he works the form begins to appear. When the statue is
+ finished the workman stops. Nothing is more difficult than a perfect
+ close. Few poems, few pieces of music, few novels end well. A good story,
+ a great speech, a perfect poem should end just at the proper point. The
+ bud, the blossom, the fruit. No delay. A great speech is a crystallization
+ in its logic, an efflorescence in its poetry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have not heard many speeches. Most of the great speakers in our country
+ were before my time. I heard Beecher, and he was an orator. He had
+ imagination, humor and intensity. His brain was as fertile as the valleys
+ of the tropics. He was too broad, too philosophic, too poetic for the
+ pulpit. Now and then, he broke the fetters of his creed, escaped from his
+ orthodox prison, and became sublime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Theodore Parker was an orator. He preached great sermons. His sermons on
+ "Old Age" and "Webster," and his address on "Liberty" were filled with
+ great thoughts, marvelously expressed. When he dealt with human events,
+ with realities, with things he knew, he was superb. When he spoke of
+ freedom, of duty, of living to the ideal, of mental integrity, he seemed
+ inspired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Webster I never heard. He had great qualities; force, dignity, clearness,
+ grandeur; but, after all, he worshiped the past. He kept his back to the
+ sunrise. There was no dawn in his brain. He was not creative. He had no
+ spirit of prophecy. He lighted no torch. He was not true to his ideal. He
+ talked sometimes as though his head was among the stars, but he stood in
+ the gutter. In the name of religion he tried to break the will of Stephen
+ Girard&mdash;to destroy the greatest charity in all the world; and in the
+ name of the same religion he defended the Fugitive Slave Law. His purpose
+ was the same in both cases. He wanted office. Yet he uttered a few very
+ great paragraphs, rich with thought, perfectly expressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Clay I never heard, but he must have had a commanding presence, a
+ chivalric bearing, an heroic voice. He cared little for the past. He was a
+ natural leader, a wonderful talker&mdash;forcible, persuasive, convincing.
+ He was not a poet, not a master of metaphor, but he was practical. He kept
+ in view the end to be accomplished. He was the opposite of Webster. Clay
+ was the morning, Webster the evening. Clay had large views, a wide
+ horizon. He was ample, vigorous, and a little tyrannical.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Benton was thoroughly commonplace. He never uttered an inspired word. He
+ was an intense egoist. No subject was great enough to make him forget
+ himself. Calhoun was a political Calvinist&mdash;narrow, logical,
+ dogmatic. He was not an orator. He delivered essays, not orations. I think
+ it was in 1851 that Kossuth visited this country. He was an orator. There
+ was no man, at that time, under our flag, who could speak English as well
+ as he. In the first speech I read of Kossuth's was this line: "Russia is
+ the rock against which the sigh for freedom breaks." In this you see the
+ poet, the painter, the orator.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ S. S. Prentiss was an orator, but, with the recklessness of a gamester, he
+ threw his life away. He said profound and beautiful things, but he lacked
+ application. He was uneven, disproportioned, saying ordinary things on
+ great occasions, and now and then, without the slightest provocation,
+ uttering the sublimest and most beautiful thoughts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my judgment, Corwin was the greatest orator of them all. He had more
+ arrows in his quiver. He had genius. He was full of humor, pathos, wit,
+ and logic. He was an actor. His body talked. His meaning was in his eyes
+ and lips. Gov. O. P. Morton of Indiana had the greatest power of statement
+ of any man I ever heard. All the argument was in his statement. The facts
+ were perfectly grouped. The conclusion was a necessity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The best political speech I ever heard was made by Gov. Richard J. Oglesby
+ of Illinois. It had every element of greatness&mdash;reason, humor, wit,
+ pathos, imagination, and perfect naturalness. That was in the grand years,
+ long ago. Lincoln had reason, wonderful humor, and wit, but his presence
+ was not good. His voice was poor, his gestures awkward&mdash;but his
+ thoughts were profound. His speech at Gettysburg is one of the
+ masterpieces of the world. The word "here" is used four or five times too
+ often. Leave the "heres" out, and the speech is perfect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, I have heard a great many talkers, but orators are few and far
+ between. They are produced by victorious nations&mdash;born in the midst
+ of great events, of marvelous achievements. They utter the thoughts, the
+ aspirations of their age. They clothe the children of the people in the
+ gorgeous robes of giants. The interpret the dreams. With the poets, they
+ prophesy. They fill the future with heroic forms, with lofty deeds. They
+ keep their faces toward the dawn&mdash;toward the ever-coming day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>New York Sun</i>, April, 1898.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ JOHN RUSSELL YOUNG AND EXPANSION.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <i>Question</i>. You knew John Russell Young, Colonel?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I knew him well and we were friends for many years. He
+ was a wonderfully intelligent man&mdash;knew something about everything,
+ had read most books worth reading. He was one of the truest friends. He
+ had a genius for friendship. He never failed to do a favor when he could,
+ and he never forgot a favor. He had the genius of gratitude. His mind was
+ keen, smooth, clear, and he really loved to think. I had the greatest
+ admiration for his character and I was shocked when I read of his death. I
+ did not know that he had been ill. All my heart goes out to his wife&mdash;a
+ lovely woman, now left alone with her boy. After all, life is a fearful
+ thing at best. The brighter the sunshine the deeper the shadow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Are you in favor of expansion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I have always wanted more&mdash;I love to see the
+ Republic grow. I wanted the Sandwich Islands, wanted Porto Rico, and I
+ want Cuba if the Cubans want us. I want the Philippines if the Filipinos
+ want us&mdash;I do not want to conquer and enslave those people. The war
+ on the Filipinos is a great mistake&mdash;a blunder&mdash;almost a crime.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the President had declared his policy, then, if his policy was right,
+ there was no need of war. The President should have told the Filipinos
+ just exactly what he wanted. It is a small business, after Dewey covered
+ Manila Bay with glory, to murder a lot of half- armed savages. We had no
+ right to buy, because Spain had no right to sell the Philippines. We
+ acquired no rights on those islands by whipping Spain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Do you think the President should have stated his policy
+ in Boston the other day?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Yes, I think it would be better if he would unpack his
+ little budget&mdash;I like McKinley, but I liked him just as well before
+ he was President. He is a good man, not because he is President, but
+ because he is a man&mdash;you know that real honor must be earned&mdash;
+ people cannot give honor&mdash;honor is not alms&mdash;it is wages. So,
+ when a man is elected President the best thing he can do is to remain a
+ natural man. Yes, I wish McKinley would brush all his advisers to one side
+ and say his say; I believe his say would be right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, don't change this interview and make me say something mean about
+ McKinley, because I like him. The other day, in Chicago, I had an
+ interview and I wrote it out. In that "interview" I said a few things
+ about the position of Senator Hoar. I tried to show that he was wrong&mdash;but
+ I took pains to express by admiration for Senator Hoar. When the interview
+ was published I was made to say that Senator Hoar was a mud-head. I never
+ said or thought anything of the kind. Don't treat me as that Chicago
+ reporter did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Atkinson's speech?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Well, some of it is good&mdash;but I never want to see the
+ soldiers of the Republic whipped. I am always on our side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Press</i>, Philadelphia, February 20, 1899.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ PSYCHICAL RESEARCH AND THE BIBLE.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* As an incident in the life of any one favored with the
+ privilege, a visit to the home of Col. Robert G. Ingersoll
+ is certain to be recalled as a most pleasant and profitable
+ experience. Although not a sympathizer with the great
+ Agnostic's religious views, yet I have long admired his
+ ability, his humor, his intellectual honesty and courage.
+ And it was with gratification that I accepted the good
+ offices of a common friend who recently offered to introduce
+ me to the Ingersoll domestic circle in Gramercy Park. Here
+ I found the genial Colonel, surrounded by his children, his
+ grandchildren, and his amiable wife, whose smiling greeting
+ dispelled formality and breathed "Welcome" in every
+ syllable. The family relationship seemed absolutely ideal&mdash;
+ the very walls emitting an atmosphere of art and music, of
+ contentment and companionship, of mutual trust, happiness
+ and generosity.
+
+ But my chief desire was to elicit Colonel Ingersoll's
+ personal views on questions related to the New Thought and
+ its attitude on matters on which he is known to have very
+ decided opinions. My request for a private chat was
+ cordially granted. During the conversation that ensued&mdash;(the
+ substance of which is presented to the readers of <i>Mind</i> in
+ the following paragraphs, with the Colonel's consent)&mdash;I was
+ impressed most deeply, not by the force of his arguments,
+ but by the sincerity of his convictions. Among some of his
+ more violent opponents, who presumably lack other
+ opportunities of becoming known, it is the fashion to accuse
+ Ingersoll of having really no belief in his own opinions.
+ But, if he convinced me of little else, he certainly,
+ without effort, satisfied my mind that this accusation is a
+ slander. Utterly mistaken in his views he may be; but if so,
+ his errors are more honest than many of those he points out
+ in the King James version of the Bible. If his pulpit
+ enemies could talk with this man by his own fireside, they
+ would pay less attention to Ingersoll himself and more to
+ what he says. They would consider his <i>meaning</i>, rather than
+ his motive.
+
+ As the Colonel is the most conspicuous denunciator of
+ intolerance and bigotry in America, he has been inevitably
+ the greatest victim of these obstacles to mental freedom.
+ "To answer Ingersoll" is the pet ambition of many a young
+ clergyman&mdash;the older ones have either acquired prudence or
+ are broad enough to concede the utility of even Agnostics in
+ the economy of evolution. It was with the very subject that
+ we began our talk&mdash;the uncharitableness of men, otherwise
+ good, in their treatment of those whose religious views
+ differ from their own.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What is your conception of true intellectual hospitality?
+ As Truth can brook no compromises, has it not the same limitations that
+ surround social and domestic hospitality?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In the republic of mind we are all equals. Each one is
+ sceptered and crowned. Each one is the monarch of his own realm. By
+ "intellectual hospitality" I mean the right of every one to think and to
+ express his thought. It makes no difference whether his thought is right
+ or wrong. If you are intellectually hospitable you will admit the right of
+ every human being to see for himself; to hear with his own ears, see with
+ his own eyes, and think with his own brain. You will not try to change his
+ thought by force, by persecution, or by slander. You will not threaten him
+ with punishment&mdash;here or hereafter. You will give him your thought,
+ your reasons, your facts; and there you will stop. This is intellectual
+ hospitality. You do not give up what you believe to be the truth; you do
+ not compromise. You simply give him the liberty you claim for yourself.
+ The truth is not affected by your opinion or by his. Both may be wrong.
+ For many years the church has claimed to have the "truth," and has also
+ insisted that it is the duty of every man to believe it, whether it is
+ reasonable to him or not. This is bigotry in its basest form. Every man
+ should be guided by his reason; should be true to himself; should preserve
+ the veracity of his soul. Each human being should judge for himself. The
+ man that believes that all men have this right is intellectually
+ hospitable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In the sharp distinction between theology and religion
+ that is now recognized by many theologians, and in the liberalizing of the
+ church that has marked the last two decades, are not most of your
+ contentions already granted? Is not the "lake of fire and brimstone" an
+ obsolete issue?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There has been in the last few years a great advance. The
+ orthodox creeds have been growing vulgar and cruel. Civilized people are
+ shocked at the dogma of eternal pain, and the belief in hell has mostly
+ faded away. The churches have not changed their creeds. They still pretend
+ to believe as they always have&mdash;but they have changed their tone. God
+ is now a father&mdash;a friend. He is no longer the monster, the savage,
+ described in the Bible. He has become somewhat civilized. He no longer
+ claims the right to damn us because he made us. But in spite of all the
+ errors and contradictions, in spite of the cruelties and absurdities found
+ in the Scriptures, the churches still insist that the Bible is <i>inspired</i>.
+ The educated ministers admit that the Pentateuch was not written by Moses;
+ that the Psalms were not written by David; that Isaiah was the work of at
+ least three; that Daniel was not written until after the prophecies
+ mentioned in that book had been fulfilled; that Ecclesiastes was not
+ written until the second century after Christ; that Solomon's Song was not
+ written by Solomon; that the book of Esther is of no importance; and that
+ no one knows, or pretends to know, who were the authors of Kings, Samuel,
+ Chronicles, or Job. And yet these same gentlemen still cling to the dogma
+ of inspiration! It is no longer claimed that the Bible is true&mdash;but
+ <i>inspired</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Yet the sacred volume, no matter who wrote it, is a mine
+ of wealth to the student and the philosopher, is it not? Would you have us
+ discard it altogether?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Inspiration must be abandoned, and the Bible must take its
+ place among the books of the world. It contains some good passages, a
+ little poetry, some good sense, and some kindness; but its philosophy is
+ frightful. In fact, if the book had never existed I think it would have
+ been far better for mankind. It is not enough to give up the Bible; that
+ is only the beginning. The <i>supernatural</i> must be given up. It must
+ be admitted that Nature has no master; that there never has been any
+ interference from without; that man has received no help from heaven; and
+ that all the prayers that have ever been uttered have died unanswered in
+ the heedless air. The religion of the supernatural has been a curse. We
+ want the religion of usefulness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But have you no use whatever for prayer&mdash;even in the
+ sense of aspiration&mdash;or for faith, in the sense of confidence in the
+ ultimate triumph of the right?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is a difference between wishing, hoping, believing,
+ and&mdash;knowing. We can wish without evidence or probability, and we can
+ wish for the impossible&mdash;for what we believe can never be. We cannot
+ hope unless there is in the mind a possibility that the thing hoped for
+ can happen. We can believe only in accordance with evidence, and we know
+ only that which has been demonstrated. I have no use for prayer; but I do
+ a good deal of wishing and hoping. I hope that some time the right will
+ triumph&mdash;that Truth will gain the victory; but I have no faith in
+ gaining the assistance of any god, or of any supernatural power. I never
+ pray.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. However fully materialism, as a philosophy, may accord
+ with the merely human <i>reason</i>, is it not wholly antagonistic to the
+ instinctive faculties of the mind?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Human reason is the final arbiter. Any system that does not
+ commend itself to the reason must fall. I do not know exactly what you
+ mean by <i>materialism</i>. I do not know what matter is. I am satisfied,
+ however, that without matter there can be no force, no life, no thought,
+ no reason. It seems to me that mind is a form of force, and force cannot
+ exist apart from matter. If it is said that God created the universe, then
+ there must have been a time when he commenced to create. If at that time
+ there was nothing in existence but himself, how could he have exerted any
+ force? Force cannot be exerted except in opposition to force. If God was
+ the only existence, force could not have been exerted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. But don't you think, Colonel, that the materialistic
+ philosophy, even in the light of your own interpretation, is essentially
+ pessimistic?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I do not consider it so. I believe that the pessimists and
+ the optimists are both right. This is the worst possible world, and this
+ is the best possible world&mdash;because it is as it must be. The present
+ is the child, and the necessary child, of all the past.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What have you to say concerning the operations of the
+ Society for Psychical Research? Do not its facts and conclusions prove, if
+ not immortality, at least the continuity of life beyond the grave? Are the
+ millions of Spiritualists deluded?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course I have heard and read a great deal about the
+ doings of the Society; so, I have some knowledge as to what is claimed by
+ Spiritualists, by Theosophists, and by all other believers in what are
+ called "spiritual manifestations." Thousands of wonderful tings have been
+ established by what is called "evidence" &mdash;the testimony of good men
+ and women. I have seen things done that I could not explain, both by
+ mediums and magicians. I also know that it is easy to deceive the senses,
+ and that the old saying "that seeing is believing" is subject to many
+ exceptions. I am perfectly satisfied that there is, and can be, no force
+ without matter; that everything that is&mdash;all phenomena&mdash;all
+ actions and thoughts, all exhibitions of force, have a material basis&mdash;that
+ nothing exists,&mdash;ever did, or ever will exist, apart from matter. So
+ I am satisfied that no matter ever existed, or ever will, apart from
+ force.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We think with the same force with which we walk. For every action and for
+ every thought, we draw upon the store of force that we have gained from
+ air and food. We create no force; we borrow it all. As force cannot exist
+ apart from matter, it must be used <i>with</i> matter. It travels only on
+ material roads. It is impossible to convey a thought to another without
+ the assistance of matter. No one can conceive of the use of one of our
+ senses without substance. No one can conceive of a thought in the absence
+ of the senses. With these conclusions in my mind&mdash;in my brain&mdash;I
+ have not the slightest confidence in "spiritual manifestations," and do
+ not believe that any message has ever been received from the dead. The
+ testimony that I have heard&mdash;that I have read&mdash;coming even from
+ men of science&mdash;has not the slightest weight with me. I do not
+ pretend to see beyond the grave. I do not say that man is, or is not,
+ immortal. All I say is that there is no evidence that we live again, and
+ no demonstration that we do not. It is better ignorantly to hope than
+ dishonestly to affirm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. And what do you think of the modern development of
+ metaphysics&mdash;as expressed outside of the emotional and semi-
+ ecclesiastical schools? I refer especially to the power of mind in the
+ curing of disease&mdash;as demonstrated by scores of drugless healers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I have no doubt that the condition of the mind has some
+ effect upon the health. The blood, the heart, the lungs answer&mdash;
+ respond to&mdash;emotion. There is no mind without body, and the body is
+ affected by thought&mdash;by passion, by cheerfulness, by depression.
+ Still, I have not the slightest confidence in what is called "mind cure."
+ I do not believe that thought, or any set of ideas, can cure a cancer, or
+ prevent the hair from falling out, or remove a tumor, or even freckles. At
+ the same time, I admit that cheerfulness is good and depression bad. But I
+ have no confidence in what you call "drugless healers." If the stomach is
+ sour, soda is better than thinking. If one is in great pain, opium will
+ beat meditation. I am a believer in what you call "drugs," and when I am
+ sick I send for a physician. I have no confidence in the supernatural.
+ Magic is not medicine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. One great object of this movement, is to make religion
+ scientific&mdash;an aid to intellectual as well as spiritual progress. Is
+ it not thus to be encouraged, and destined to succeed&mdash;even though it
+ prove the reality and supremacy of the spirit and the secondary importance
+ of the flesh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. When religion becomes scientific, it ceases to be religion
+ and becomes science. Religion is not intellectual&mdash;it is emotional.
+ It does not appeal to the reason. The founder of a religion has always
+ said: "Let him that hath ears to hear, hear!" No founder has said: "Let
+ him that hath brains to think, think!" Besides, we need not trouble
+ ourselves about "spirit" and "flesh." We know that we know of no spirit&mdash;without
+ flesh. We have no evidence that spirit ever did or ever will exist apart
+ from flesh. Such existence is absolutely inconceivable. If we are going to
+ construct what you call a "religion," it must be founded on observed and
+ known facts. Theories, to be of value, must be in accord with all the
+ facts that are known; otherwise they are worthless. We need not try to get
+ back of facts or behind the truth. The <i>why</i> will forever elude us.
+ You cannot move your hand quickly enough to grasp your image back of the
+ mirror.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>Mind</i>, New York, March, 1899.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0130" id="link0130">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THIS CENTURY'S GLORIES.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The laurel of the nineteenth century is on Darwin's brow. This century has
+ been the greatest of all. The inventions, the discoveries, the victories
+ on the fields of thought, the advances in nearly every direction of human
+ effort are without parallel in human history. In only two directions have
+ the achievements of this century been excelled. The marbles of Greece have
+ not been equalled. They still occupy the niches dedicated to perfection.
+ They sculptors of our century stand before the miracles of the Greeks in
+ impotent wonder. They cannot even copy. They cannot give the breath of
+ life to stone and make the marble feel and think. The plays of Shakespeare
+ have never been approached. He reached the summit, filled the horizon. In
+ the direction of the dramatic, the poetic, the human mind, in my judgment,
+ in Shakespeare's plays reached its limit. The field was harvested, all the
+ secrets of the heart were told. The buds of all hopes blossomed, all seas
+ were crossed and all the shores were touched.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these two exceptions, the Grecian marbles and the Shakespeare plays,
+ the nineteenth century has produced more for the benefit of man than all
+ the centuries of the past. In this century, in one direction, I think the
+ mind has reached the limit. I do not believe the music of Wagner will ever
+ be excelled. He changed all passions, longing, memories and aspirations
+ into tones, and with subtle harmonies wove tapestries of sound, whereon
+ were pictured the past and future, the history and prophecy of the human
+ heart. Of course Copernicus, Galileo, Newton and Kepler laid the
+ foundations of astronomy. It may be that the three laws of Kepler mark the
+ highest point in that direction that the mind has reached.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the other centuries there is now and then a peak, but through ours
+ there runs a mountain range with Alp on Alp&mdash;the steamship that has
+ conquered all the seas; the railway, with its steeds of steel with breath
+ of flame, covers the land; the cables and telegraphs, along which
+ lightning is the carrier of thought, have made the nations neighbors and
+ brought the world to every home; the making of paper from wood, the
+ printing presses that made it possible to give the history of the human
+ race each day; the reapers, mowers and threshers that superseded the
+ cradles, scythes and flails; the lighting of streets and houses with gas
+ and incandescent lamps, changing night into day; the invention of matches
+ that made fire the companion of man; the process of making steel, invented
+ by Bessemer, saving for the world hundreds of millions a year; the
+ discovery of anesthetics, changing pain to happy dreams and making surgery
+ a science; the spectrum analysis, that told us the secrets of the suns;
+ the telephone, that transports speech, uniting lips and ears; the
+ phonograph, that holds in dots and marks the echoes of our words; the
+ marvelous machines that spin and weave, that manufacture the countless
+ things of use, the marvelous machines, whose wheels and levers seem to
+ think; the discoveries in chemistry, the wave theory of light, the
+ indestructibility of matter and force; the discovery of microbes and
+ bacilli, so that now the plague can be stayed without the assistance of
+ priests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The art of photography became known, the sun became an artist, gave us the
+ faces of our friends, copies of the great paintings and statues, pictures
+ of the world's wonders, and enriched the eyes of poverty with the spoil of
+ travel, the wealth of art. The cell theory was advanced, embryology was
+ studied and science entered the secret house of life. The biologists,
+ guided by fossil forms, followed the paths of life from protoplasm up to
+ man. Then came Darwin with the "Origin of Species," "Natural Selection,"
+ and the "Survival of the Fittest." From his brain there came a flood of
+ light. The old theories grew foolish and absurd. The temple of every
+ science was rebuilt. That which had been called philosophy became childish
+ superstition. The prison doors were opened and millions of convicts, of
+ unconscious slaves, roved with joy over the fenceless fields of freedom.
+ Darwin and Haeckel and Huxley and their fellow-workers filled the night of
+ ignorance with the glittering stars of truth. This is Darwin's victory. He
+ gained the greatest victory, the grandest triumph. The laurel of the
+ nineteenth century is on his brow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. How does the literature of to-day compare with that of
+ the first half of the century, in your opinion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. There is now no poet of laughter and tears, of comedy and
+ pathos, the equal of Hood. There is none with the subtle delicacy, the
+ aerial footstep, the flame-like motion of Shelley; none with the
+ amplitude, sweep and passion, with the strength and beauty, the courage
+ and royal recklessness of Byron. The novelists of our day are not the
+ equals of Dickens. In my judgment, Dickens wrote the greatest of all
+ novels. "The Tale of Two Cities" is the supreme work of fiction. Its
+ philosophy is perfect. The characters stand out like living statues. In
+ its pages you find the blood and flame, the ferocity and self-sacrifice of
+ the French Revolution. In the bosom of the Vengeance is the heart of the
+ horror. In 105, North Tower, sits one whom sorrow drove beyond the verge,
+ rescued from death by insanity, and we see the spirit of Dr. Manette
+ tremblingly cross the great gulf that lies between the night of dreams and
+ the blessed day, where things are as they seem, as a tress of golden hair,
+ while on his hands and cheeks fall Lucie's blessed tears. The story is
+ filled with lights and shadows, with the tragic and grotesque. While the
+ woman knits, while the heads fall, Jerry Cruncher gnaws his rusty nails
+ and his poor wife "flops" against his business, and prim Miss Pross, who
+ in the desperation and terror of love held Mme. Defarge in her arms and
+ who in the flash and crash found that her burden was dead, is drawn by the
+ hand of a master. And what shall I say of Sidney Carton? Of his last walk?
+ Of his last ride, holding the poor girl by the hand? Is there a more
+ wonderful character in all the realm of fiction? Sidney Carton, the
+ perfect lover, going to his death for the love of one who loves another.
+ To me the three greatest novels are "The Tale of Two Cities," by Dickens,
+ "Les Miserables," by Hugo, and "Ariadne," by Ouida.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Les Miserables" is full of faults and perfections. The tragic is
+ sometimes pushed to the grotesque, but from the depths it brings the
+ pearls of truth. A convict becomes holier than the saint, a prostitute
+ purer than the nun. This book fills the gutter with the glory of heaven,
+ while the waters of the sewer reflect the stars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In "Ariadne" you find the aroma of all art. It is a classic dream. And
+ there, too, you find the hot blood of full and ample life. Ouida is the
+ greatest living writer of fiction. Some of her books I do not like. If you
+ wish to know what Ouida really is, read "Wanda," "The Dog of Flanders,"
+ "The Leaf in a Storm." In these you will hear the beating of her heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most of the novelists of our time write good stories. They are ingenious,
+ the characters are well drawn, but they lack life, energy. They do not
+ appear to act for themselves, impelled by inner force. They seem to be
+ pushed and pulled. The same may be said of the poets. Tennyson belongs to
+ the latter half of our century. He was undoubtedly a great writer. He had
+ no flame or storm, no tidal wave, nothing volcanic. He never overflowed
+ the banks. He wrote nothing as intense, as noble and pathetic as the
+ "Prisoner of Chillon;" nothing as purely poetic as "The Skylark;" nothing
+ as perfect as the "Grecian Urn," and yet he was one of the greatest of
+ poets. Viewed from all sides he was far greater than Shelley, far nobler
+ than Keats. In a few poems Shelley reached almost the perfect, but many
+ are weak, feeble, fragmentary, almost meaningless. So Keats in three poems
+ reached a great height&mdash;in "St. Agnes' Eve," "The Grecian Urn," and
+ "The Nightingale"&mdash;but most of his poetry is insipid, without
+ thought, beauty or sincerity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have had some poets ourselves. Emerson wrote many poetic and
+ philosophic lines. He never violated any rule. He kept his passions under
+ control and generally "kept off the grass." But he uttered some great and
+ splendid truths and sowed countless seeds of suggestion. When we remember
+ that he came of a line of New England preachers we are amazed at the
+ breadth, the depth and the freedom of his thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Walt Whitman wrote a few great poems, elemental, natural&mdash;poems that
+ seem to be a part of nature, ample as the sky, having the rhythm of the
+ tides, the swing of a planet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whitcomb Riley has written poems of hearth and home, of love and labor
+ worthy of Robert Burns. He is the sweetest, strongest singer in our
+ country and I do not know his equal in any land.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But when we compare the literature of the first half of this century with
+ that of the last, we are compelled to say that the last, taken as a whole,
+ is best. Think of the volumes that science has given to the world. In the
+ first half of this century, sermons, orthodox sermons, were published and
+ read. Now reading sermons is one of the lost habits. Taken as a whole, the
+ literature of the latter half of our century is better than the first. I
+ like the essays of Prof. Clifford. They are so clear, so logical that they
+ are poetic. Herbert Spencer is not simply instructive, he is charming. He
+ is full of true imagination. He is not the slave of imagination.
+ Imagination is his servant. Huxley wrote like a trained swordsman. His
+ thrusts were never parried. He had superb courage. He never apologized for
+ having an opinion. There was never on his soul the stain of evasion. He
+ was as candid as the truth. Haeckel is a great writer because he reveres a
+ fact, and would not for his life deny or misinterpret one. He tells what
+ he knows with the candor of a child and defends his conclusions like a
+ scientist, a philosopher. He stands next to Darwin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Coming back to fiction and poetry, I have great admiration for Edgar
+ Fawcett. There is in his poetry thought, beauty and philosophy. He has the
+ courage of his thought. He knows our language, the energy of verbs, the
+ color of adjectives. He is in the highest sense an artist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Hall Caine's recent efforts to bring
+ about a closer union between the stage and pulpit?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Of course, I am not certain as to the intentions of Mr.
+ Caine. I saw "The Christian," and it did not seem to me that the author
+ was trying to catch the clergy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is certainly nothing in the play calculated to please the pulpit.
+ There is a clergyman who is pious and heartless. John Storm is the only
+ Christian, and he is crazy. When Glory accepts him at last, you not only
+ feel, but you know she has acted the fool. The lord in the piece is a dog,
+ and the real gentleman is the chap that runs the music hall. How the play
+ can please the pulpit I do not see. Storm's whole career is a failure. His
+ followers turn on him like wild beasts. His religion is a divine and
+ diabolical dream. With him murder is one of the means of salvation. Mr.
+ Caine has struck Christianity a stinging blow between the eyes. He has put
+ two preachers on the stage, one a heartless hypocrite and the other a
+ madman. Certainly I am not prejudiced in favor of Christianity, and yet I
+ enjoyed the play. If Mr. Caine says he is trying to bring the stage and
+ the pulpit together, then he is a humorist, with the humor of Rabelais.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do recent exhibitions in this city, of scenes from
+ the life of Christ, indicate with regard to the tendencies of modern art?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Nothing. Some artists love the sombre, the melancholy, the
+ hopeless. They enjoy painting the bowed form, the tear-filled eyes. To
+ them grief is a festival. There are people who find pleasure in funerals.
+ They love to watch the mourners. The falling clods make music. They love
+ the silence, the heavy odors, the sorrowful hymns and the preacher's
+ remarks. The feelings of such people do not indicate the general trend of
+ the human mind. Even a poor artist may hope for success if he represents
+ something in which many millions are deeply interested, around which their
+ emotions cling like vines. A man need not be an orator to make a patriotic
+ speech, a speech that flatters his audience. So, an artist need not be
+ great in order to satisfy, if his subject appeals to the prejudice of
+ those who look at his pictures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have never seen a good painting of Christ. All the Christs that I have
+ seen lack strength and character. They look weak and despairing. They are
+ all unhealthy. They have the attitude of apology, the sickly smile of
+ non-resistance. I have never seen an heroic, serene and triumphant Christ.
+ To tell the truth, I never saw a great religious picture. They lack
+ sincerity. All the angels look almost idiotic. In their eyes is no
+ thought, only the innocence of ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think that art is leaving the celestial, the angelic, and is getting in
+ love with the natural, the human. Troyon put more genius in the
+ representation of cattle than Angelo and Raphael did in angels. No picture
+ has been painted of heaven that is as beautiful as a landscape by Corot.
+ The aim of art is to represent the realities, the highest and noblest, the
+ most beautiful. The Greeks did not try to make men like gods, but they
+ made gods like men. So that great artists of our day go to nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Is it not strange that, with one exception, the most
+ notable operas written since Wagner are by Italian composers instead of
+ German?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. For many years German musicians insisted that Wagner was
+ not a composer. They declared that he produced only a succession of
+ discordant noises. I account for this by the fact that the music of Wagner
+ was not German. His countrymen could not understand it. They had to be
+ educated. There was no orchestra in Germany that could really play
+ "Tristan and Isolde." Its eloquence, its pathos, its shoreless passion was
+ beyond them. There is no reason to suppose that Germany is to produce
+ another Wagner. Is England expected to give us another Shakespeare?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Sun</i>, New York, March 19, 1899.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0131" id="link0131">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CAPITAL PUNISHMENT AND THE WHIPPING-POST.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What do you think of Governor Roosevelt's decision in the
+ case of Mrs. Place?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I think the refusal of Governor Roosevelt to commute the
+ sentence of Mrs. Place is a disgrace to the State. What a spectacle of man
+ killing a woman&mdash;taking a poor, pallid, frightened woman, strapping
+ her to a chair and then arranging the apparatus so she can be shocked to
+ death. Many call this a Christian country. A good many people who believe
+ in hell would naturally feel it their duty to kill a wretched, insane
+ woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Society has a right to protect itself, but this can be done by
+ imprisonment, and it is more humane to put a criminal in a cell than in a
+ grave. Capital punishment degrades and hardens a community and it is a
+ work of savagery. It is savagery. Capital punishment does not prevent
+ murder, but sets an example&mdash;an example by the State&mdash;that is
+ followed by its citizens. The State murders its enemies and the citizen
+ murders his. Any punishment that degrades the punished, must necessarily
+ degrade the one inflicting the punishment. No punishment should be
+ inflicted by a human being that could not be inflicted by a gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For instance, take the whipping-post. Some people are in favor of flogging
+ because they say that some offences are of such a frightful nature that
+ flogging is the only punishment. They forget that the punishment must be
+ inflicted by somebody, and that somebody is a low and contemptible cur. I
+ understand that John G. Shortall, president of the Humane Society of
+ Illinois, has had a bill introduced into the Legislature of the State for
+ the establishment of the whipping-post.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shadow of that post would disgrace and darken the whole State. Nothing
+ could be more infamous, and yet this man is president of the Humane
+ Society. Now, the question arises, what is humane about this society?
+ Certainly not its president. Undoubtedly he is sincere. Certainly no man
+ would take that position unless he was sincere. Nobody deliberately
+ pretends to be bad, but the idea of his being president of the Humane
+ Society is simply preposterous. With his idea about the whipping-post he
+ might join a society of hyenas for the cultivation of ferocity, for
+ certainly nothing short of that would do justice to his bill. I have too
+ much confidence in the legislators of that State, and maybe my confidence
+ rests in the fact that I do not know them, to think that the passage of
+ such a bill is possible. If it were passed I think I would be justified in
+ using the language of the old Marylander, who said, "I have lived in
+ Maryland fifty years, but I have never counted them, and my hope is, that
+ God won't."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. What did you think of the late Joseph Medill?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. I was not very well acquainted with Mr. Medill. I had a
+ good many conversations with him, and I was quite familiar with his work.
+ I regard him as the greatest editor of the Northwestern States and I am
+ not sure that there was a greater one in the country. He was one of the
+ builders of the Republican party. He was on the right side of the great
+ question of Liberty. He was a man of strong likes and I may say dislikes.
+ He never surrendered his personality. The atom called Joseph Medill was
+ never lost in the aggregation known as the Republican party. He was true
+ to that party when it was true to him. As a rule he traveled a road of his
+ own and he never seemed to have any doubt about where the road led. I
+ think that he was an exceedingly useful man. I think the only true
+ religion is usefulness. He was a very strong writer, and when touched by
+ friendship for a man, or a cause, he occasionally wrote very great
+ paragraphs, and paragraphs full of force and most admirably expressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The Tribune</i>, Chicago, March 19, 1899.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link0132" id="link0132">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ EXPANSION AND TRUSTS.*
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [* This was Colonel Ingersoll's last interview.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am an expansionist. The country has the land hunger and expansion is
+ popular. I want all we can honestly get.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I do not want the Philippines unless the Filipinos want us, and I feel
+ exactly the same about the Cubans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We paid twenty millions of dollars to Spain for the Philippine Islands,
+ and we knew that Spain had no title to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question with me is not one of trade or convenience; it is a question
+ of right or wrong. I think the best patriot is the man who wants his
+ country to do right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Philippines would be a very valuable possession to us, in view of
+ their proximity to China. But, however desirable they may be, that cuts no
+ figure. We must do right. We must act nobly toward the Filipinos, whether
+ we get the islands or not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would like to see peace between us and the Filipinos; peace honorable to
+ both; peace based on reason instead of force.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If control had been given to Dewey, if Miles had been sent to Manila, I do
+ not believe that a shot would have been fired at the Filipinos, and that
+ they would have welcomed the American flag.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Although you are not in favor of taking the Philippines
+ by force, how do you regard the administration in its conduct of the war?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. They have made many mistakes at Washington, and they are
+ still making many. If it has been decided to conquer the Filipinos, then
+ conquer them at once. Let the struggle not be drawn out and the drops of
+ blood multiplied. The Republican party is being weakened by inaction at
+ the Capital. If the war is not ended shortly, the party in power will feel
+ the evil effects at the presidential election.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. In what light do you regard the Philippines as an
+ addition to the territory of the United States?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Probably in the future, and possibly in the near future,
+ the value of the islands to this country could hardly be calculated. The
+ division of China which is bound to come, will open a market of four
+ hundred millions of people. Naturally a possession close to the open doors
+ of the East would be of an almost incalculable value to this country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It might perhaps take a long time to teach the Chinese that they need our
+ products. But suppose that the Chinese came to look upon wheat in the same
+ light that other people look upon wheat and its product, bread? What an
+ immense amount of grain it would take to feed four hundred million hungry
+ Chinamen!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same would be the case with the rest of our products. So you will
+ perhaps agree with me in my view of the immense value of the islands if
+ they could but be obtained by honorable means.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. If the Democratic party makes anti-imperialism the
+ prominent plank in its platform, what effect will it have on the party's
+ chance for success?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. Anti-imperialism, as the Democratic battle-cry, would
+ greatly weaken a party already very weak. It is the most unpopular issue
+ of the day. The people want expansion. The country is infected with
+ patriotic enthusiasm. The party that tries to resist the tidal wave will
+ be swept away. Anybody who looks can see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let a band at any of the summer resorts or at the suburban breathing spots
+ play a patriotic air. The listeners are electrified, and they rise and off
+ go their hats when "The Star-Spangled Banner" is struck up. Imperialism
+ cannot be fought with success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Question</i>. Will the Democratic party have a strong issue in its
+ anti-trust cry?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Answer</i>. In my opinion, both parties will nail anti-trust planks in
+ their platforms. But this talk is all bosh with both parties. Neither one
+ is honest in its cry against trusts. The one making the more noise in this
+ direction may get the votes of some unthinking persons, but every one who
+ is capable of reading and digesting what he reads, knows full well that
+ the leaders of neither party are sincere and honest in their
+ demonstrations against the trusts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why should the Democratic party lay claim to any anti-trust glory? Is it
+ not a Republican administration that is at present investigating the
+ alleged evils of trusts?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;<i>The North American</i>, Philadelphia, June 22, 1899.
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
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