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diff --git a/38759.txt b/38759.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6290dc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/38759.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2936 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Next Door Neighbours, by Elizabeth Inchbald + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Next Door Neighbours + A Comedy in Three Acts + +Author: Elizabeth Inchbald + +Release Date: February 4, 2012 [EBook #38759] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS *** + + + + +Produced by Delphine Lettau and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Canada Team at http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + + + + + + + + + NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS; + + + _A COMEDY_; + IN + THREE ACTS. + + + FROM THE + French Dramas _L'Indigent_ & _Le Dissipateur_. + AS PERFORMED AT THE + THEATRE-ROYAL, HAY-MARKET. + + + BY + MRS. INCHBALD. + + + LONDON: + PRINTED FOR G. G. J. AND J. ROBINSON, + PATER-NOSTER-ROW. + M,DCC,XCI. + + + + +_PROLOGUE_, + +BY T. VAUGHAN, ESQ. + +SPOKEN BY MR. BANNISTER, JUN. + + + To PUFF, or not to Puff--that is the Question-- + Puff by all means, say I, it helps digestion. + To prove my maxim true, pray read the Papers-- + From _Quacks of State_, to those who cure the Vapours. + + You'll find them, one and all, puff high their skill, + Tho' nine in ten, are oft'ner found to kill.-- + Yet Puff's the word, which gives at least a name, + And oftener gains the _undeserving_ Fame: + Or wherefore read we of _Lord Fanny's_ Taste, + Of _me_--an Actor--_wonderfully chaste_! + And yet so squeamish is our Lady elf, + She'd rather die--than paragraph herself; + So fix'd on me--the _Prologue speaking Hack_, + To stop, with _Puff-direct_, the Critic Pack, + Who yelp, and foaming, bark from morn to night, } + And when run hard--turn tail--then snap and bite; } + Putting the timid Hare-like-Bard to flight. } + To such, the best and only Puff to hit, } + Is that which honest CANDOUR must admit, } + A Female Scribbler is an harmless Wit; } + And who so harmless as our present Bard, + Claiming no greater or distinct reward, + Than what from free Translation is her due, + Which here in fullest trust she leaves to you: + With this remark--Who own their Debts with pride, + Are well entitled to the Credit Side. + And as for those with whom she makes so free + They'll ne'er complain of English Liberty; + But glory to behold their Tinsel shine, + Through the rich Bullion of the English Line. + + Fear then avaunt! Trust to a BRITISH JURY-- + With them, an honest Verdict I'll ensure you: + Let Echo catch the sound--'Tis PRATT[1] enacts, + You're _Judges of the Law, as well as Facts_. + On this she rests her Cause, and hopes to find, + As Friends, and _Next Door Neighbours_, you'll be kind; + At least, this only punishment ensue, + _A Frown_--and that's severe enough, from you. + + _Thus puff'd_--I freely to the Court commit her, + Not doubting, as a Woman, you'll acquit her-- + And now join issue, Sirs, without delay-- } + Judging from _written Evidence_ our Play, } + And--_send her a good Deliverance_, I pray. } + +[1: Vide, Earl CAMDEN'S celebrated and Constitutional Speech and +Opinion on the subject of Libels.] + + + + +_DRAMATIS PERSONAE._ + + + _MEN._ + + Sir George Splendorville Mr. PALMER. + Mr. Manly Mr. KEMBLE. + Mr. Blackman Mr. BADDELEY. + Mr. Lucre Mr. R. PALMER. + Lord Hazard Mr. EVATT. + Willford Mr. AICKIN. + Henry Mr. PALMER, Jun. + Bluntly Mr. BANNISTER, Jun. + + _WOMEN._ + + Lady Caroline Seymour Mrs. BROOKS. + Lady Bridget Squander Miss HEARD. + Evans Mrs. EDWARDS. + Eleanor Mrs. KEMBLE. + + Other Ladies, Gentlemen, Servants, &c. + + SCENE----LONDON. + + + + +NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS. + +_A COMEDY._ + + + + +ACT I. + + +SCENE I. _An Antichamber at Sir_ GEORGE SPLENDORVILLE'_s_, _adjoining +a Ball-room_. + +_Enter_ BLUNTLY, _meeting a Servant in Livery_. + + + BLUNTLY. + Come, come, is not every thing ready? Is not the ball-room prepared + yet? It is past ten o'clock. + + SERVANT. + We have only to fix up the new chandelier. + + BLUNTLY. + I'll have no new chandelier. + + SERVANT. + My master said the last ball he gave, the company were in the dark. + + BLUNTLY. + And if you blind them with too much light, they will be in the dark + still. + + SERVANT. + The musicians, sir, wish for some wine. + + BLUNTLY. + What, before the ball begins? No, tell them if they are tipsy at the + end of it, it will be quite soon enough. + + SERVANT. + You are always so cross, Mr. Bluntly, when my master is going to have + company. + + BLUNTLY. + Have not I a right to be cross? For while the whole house is in good + humour, if there was not one person cross enough to take a little + care, every thing would be wasted and ruined through extreme good + temper. (_A man crosses the stage._) Here, you--Mister----Pray are you + the person who was sent with the chandelier? + + SHOPMAN. + Yes, sir. + + BLUNTLY. + Then please to take it back again--We don't want it. + + SHOPMAN. + What is your objection to it, sir? + + BLUNTLY. + It will cost too much. + + SHOPMAN. + Mr. Bluntly, all the trades-people are more frightened at you than at + your master.--Sir George, Heaven bless him! never cares how much a + thing costs. + + BLUNTLY. + That is, because he never cares whether he pays for it or not----but + if he did, depend upon it he would be very particular. Tradesmen all + wish to be paid for their ware, don't they? + + SHOPMAN. + Certainly, sir. + + BLUNTLY. + Then why will they force so many unnecessary things, and make so many + extravagant charges as to put all power of payment out of the + question? + + _Enter_ EVANS:----_The Tradesman goes off at the opposite + Door._ + + BLUNTLY. + How do you do, Mrs. Evans? [_Sullenly._ + + EVANS. + What makes you sigh, Mr. Bluntly? + + BLUNTLY. + What makes you smile? + + EVANS. + To see all the grand preparations for the ball this evening. I + anticipate the joy my lady will take here, and I smile for _her_. + + BLUNTLY. + And I sigh for my master.--I foresee all the bills that will be + brought in, for this evening's expence, and I anticipate the sorrow + it will one day be to _him_. + + EVANS. + But consider, Mr. Bluntly, your master has my lady's fortune to take. + + BLUNTLY. + Yes, but I consider he has your lady to take along with it; and I + prophecy one will stick by him some time after the other is gone. + + EVANS. + For shame.--My lady, I have no doubt, will soon cure Sir George of his + extravagance. + + BLUNTLY. + It will then be by taking away the means.--Why, Lady Caroline is as + extravagant as himself. + + EVANS. + You are mistaken.--She never gives routs, masquerades, balls, or + entertainments of any kind. + + BLUNTLY. + But she constantly goes to them whenever she is invited. + + EVANS. + That, I call but a slight imprudence.--She has no wasteful + indiscretions like Sir George. For instance, she never makes a lavish + present. + + BLUNTLY. + No, but she _takes_ a lavish present, as readily as if she did. + + EVANS. + And surely you cannot call that imprudence? + + BLUNTLY. + No, I call it something worse. + + EVANS. + Then, although she loves gaming to distraction, and plays deep, yet + she never loses. + + BLUNTLY. + No, but she always wins--and _that_ I call something worse. + + [_A loud rapping at the street-door._ + + EVANS. + Here's the company. Will you permit me, Mr. Bluntly, to stand in one + corner, and have a peep at them? + + BLUNTLY. + If you please. (_Rapping again._) What spirit there is in that, Rat, + tat, tat, tat.--And what life, frolic, and joy, the whole house is + going to experience except myself. As for me, I am ready to cry at the + thoughts of it all. [_Exit._ + + _Enter_ LADY CAROLINE. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Here, the first of the company. I am sorry for it. (EVANS _comes + forward_.) Evans, what has brought you hither? + + EVANS. + I came, my lady, to see the preparations making on _your_ account--for + it is upon your account alone, that Sir George gives this grand + _fete_. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Why, I do flatter myself it is.--But where is he? What is it + o'clock?--It was impossible to stay at the stupid opera.--How do I + look? I once did intend to wear those set of diamonds Sir George + presented me with the other morning--but then, I reflected again, + that if---- + + EVANS. + Ah, my lady, what a charming thing to have such a lover--Sir George + prevents every wish--he must make the best of husbands. + + LADY CAROLINE. + And yet my father wishes to break off the marriage--he talks of his + prodigality--and, certainly, Sir George lives above his income. + + EVANS. + But then, Madam, so does every body else. + + LADY CAROLINE. + But Sir George ought undoubtedly to change his conduct, and not be + thus continually giving balls and entertainments--and inviting to his + table acquaintance, that not only come to devour his dinners and + suppers, but him. + + EVANS. + And there are people malicious enough to call your ladyship one of his + devourers too. + + LADY CAROLINE. + As a treaty of marriage is so nearly concluded between us, I think, + Mrs. Evans, I am at liberty to visit Sir George, or to receive his + presents, without having my character, or my delicacy called in + question. (_A loud rapping._) The company are coming: is it not + strange he is not here to receive them. [_Exit_ EVANS. + + + _Enter two Ladies and a Gentleman, who curtsy and bow to_ + LADY CAROLINE.--SIR GEORGE _enters at the opposite door, + magnificently dressed_. + + SIR GEORGE. + Ladies, I entreat your pardon; dear Lady Caroline excuse me. I have + been in the country all the morning, and have had scarce time to + return to town and dress for your reception. [_Another rapping._ + + _Enter_ MR. LUCRE, LORD HAZARD, LADY BRIDGET SQUANDER, &C. + + SIR GEORGE. + Dear Lucre, I am glad to see you. + + MR. LUCRE. + My dear Sir George, I had above ten engagements this evening, but they + all gave place to your invitation. + + SIR GEORGE. + Thank you.--My dear Lady Bridget-- + + LADY BRIDGET. + It is impossible to resist an invitation from the most polished man + alive. (_Sir_ GEORGE _bows_.) What a superb dress! (_in his hearing, + as he turns away_) and what an elegant deportment. + + MR. LUCRE. [_After speaking apart with_ SIR GEORGE. + No, I am not in a state to take any part at Pharo--I am ruin'd.--Would + you believe it Sir George, I am not worth a farthing in the world. + + SIR GEORGE. + Yes, I believed it long ago. + + MR. LUCRE. + Now we are on that subject--could you lend me a hundred pounds? + + SIR GEORGE. [_Taking out his pocket-book._ + I have about me, only this bill for two hundred. + + MR. LUCRE. + That will do as well--I am not circumstantial. (_Takes it._) And my + dear Sir George command my purse at any time--all it contains, will + ever be at your service. + + SIR GEORGE. + I thank you. + + MR. LUCRE. + Nay, though I have no money of my own, yet you know I can always raise + friends--and by heaven! my dear Sir George, I often wish to see you + reduced to my circumstances, merely to prove how much I could, and + _would_, do to serve you. + + SIR GEORGE. + I sincerely thank you. + + MR. LUCRE. + And one can better ask a favour for one's friend than for one's-self, + you know: for when one wants to borrow money on one's own account, + there are so many little delicacies to get the better of--such as I + felt just now.--I was as pale as death, I dare say, when I asked you + for this money--did not you perceive I was? + + SIR GEORGE. + I can't say I did. + + MR. LUCRE. + But you must have observed I hesitated, and looked very foolish. + + SIR GEORGE. + I thought for my part, that I looked as foolish.--But I hope I did not + hesitate. + + MR. LUCRE. + Nor ever will, when a friend applys to you, I'll answer for it--Nor + ever shall a friend hesitate when you apply. + + LORD HAZARD. [_Taking_ SIR GEORGE _aside_. + The obligations I am under to you for extricating me from that + dangerous business-- + + SIR GEORGE. + Never name it. + + LORD HAZARD. + Not only name it, Sir George, but shortly I hope to return the + kindness; and, if I do but live---- + + SIR GEORGE. [_To the company._ + Permit me to conduct you to the next apartment. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Most willingly, Sir George. I was the first who arrived; which proves + my eagerness to dance. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Aside to her._ + But let me hope, passion for dancing was not the only one, that caused + your impatience. + + [_As the company move towards the ball-room_, Mr. LUCRE + _and_ LORD HAZARD _come forward_. + + MR. LUCRE. + Oh! there never was such a man in the world as the master of this + house; there never was such a friendly, generous, noble heart; he has + the best heart in the world, and the best taste in dress. + + [_The company Exeunt, and the music is heard to begin._ + + +SCENE II. _An Apartment, which denotes the Poverty of the +Inhabitants._ HENRY _and_ ELEANOR _discovered_. + + + ELEANOR. + It is very late and very cold too, brother; and yet we have neither of + us heart to bid each other good night. + + HENRY. + No--beds were made for rest. + + ELEANOR. + And that noise of carriages and link-boys at Sir George + Splendorville's, next door, would keep us awake, if our sorrows did + not. + + HENRY. + The poor have still more to complain of, when chance throws them thus + near the rich,--it forces upon their minds a comparison might drive + them to despair, if-- + + ELEANOR. + --If they should not have good sense enough to reflect, that all this + bustle and show of pleasure, may fall very short of happiness; as all + the distress _we_ feel, has not yet, thank Heaven, reached to misery. + + HENRY. + What do you call it then? + + ELEANOR. + A trial; sent to make us patient. + + HENRY. + It may make you so, but cannot me. Good morning to you. [_Going._ + + ELEANOR. + Nay, it is night yet. Where are you going? + + HENRY. + I don't know.--To take a walk.--The streets are not more uncomfortable + than this place, and scarcely colder. + + ELEANOR. + Oh, my dear brother! I cannot express half the uneasiness I feel when + you part from me, though but for the shortest space. + + HENRY. + Why? + + ELEANOR. + Because I know your temper; you are impatient under adversity; you + rashly think providence is unkind; and you would snatch those favours, + which are only valuable when bestowed. + + HENRY. + What do you mean? + + ELEANOR. + Nay, do not be angry; but every time you go out into this tempting + town, where superfluous riches continually meet the eye of the poor, I + tremble lest you should forfeit your honesty for that, which Heaven + decreed should not belong to you. + + HENRY. + And if I did, you would despise and desert me? + + ELEANOR. + No: not desert you; for I am convinced you would only take, to bring + to me; but this is to assure you, I do not want for any thing. + + HENRY. + Not want?--Nor does my father? + + ELEANOR. + Scarcely, while we visit him. Every time he sees us we make him happy; + but he would never behold us again if we behaved unworthy of him. + + HENRY. + What! banish us from a prison? + + ELEANOR. + And although it is a prison, you could not be happy under such a + restriction. + + HENRY. + Happy!--When was I happy last? + + ELEANOR. + Yesterday, when your father thanked you for your kindness to him. Did + we not all three weep with affection for each other? and was not that + happiness? + + HENRY. + It was--nor will I give up such satisfaction, for any enticement that + can offer.----Be contented, Eleanor,--for your sake and my father's, I + will be honest.--Nay, more,--I will be scrupulously proud--and that + line of conduct which my own honour could not force me to follow, my + love to _you_ and _him_, shall compel me to.--When, through necessity, + I am tempted to plunder, your blushes and my father's anguish shall + hold my hand.--And when I am urged through impatience, to take away my + own life, your lingering death and his, shall check the horrid + suggestion, and I will live for you. + + ELEANOR. + Then do not ever trust yourself away, at least from one of us. + + HENRY. + Dear sister! do you imagine that your power is less when separated + from me? Do you suppose I think less frequently on my father and his + dismal prison, because we are not always together? Oh! no! he comes + even more forcibly to my thoughts in his absence--and then, more + bitterly do I feel his misery, than while the patient old man, before + my eyes, talks to me of his consolations; his internal comforts from a + conscience pure, a mind without malice, and a heart, where every + virtue occupy a place.--Therefore, do not fear that I shall forget + either him or you, though I might possibly forget myself. [_Exit._ + + ELEANOR. + If before him I am cheerful, yet to myself I must complain. [_Weeps_] + And that sound of festivity at the house adjoining is insupportable! + especially when I reflect that a very small portion of what will be + wasted there only this one night, would be sufficient to give my dear + father liberty. + + [_A rapping at the door of her chamber, on the opposite + entrance._] + + ELEANOR. + Who's there? + + MR. BLACKMAN. + Open the door. [_Without._ + + ELEANOR. + The voice of our landlord. [_Goes to the door._ + Is it you, Mr. Blackman? + + BLACKMAN. + Yes, open the door. [_Rapping louder._ + + + [_She opens it:_ BLACKMAN _enters, followed by_ BLUNTLY.] + + BLACKMAN. + What a time have you made me wait!--And in the name of wonder, why do + you lock your door? Have you any thing to lose? Have not you already + sold all the furniture you brought hither? And are you afraid of being + stolen yourself? + + [ELEANOR _retires to the back of the Stage_. + + BLUNTLY. + Is this the chamber? + + BLACKMAN. + Yes, Sir, yes, Mr. Bluntly, this is it. + + [BLACKMAN _assumes a very different tone of voice in + speaking to_ BLUNTLY _and_ ELEANOR; _to the one he is all + submissive humility, to the other all harshness._] + + BLUNTLY. + This! [_Contemptuously._ + + BLACKMAN. + Why yes, sir,--this is the only place I have left in my own house, + since your master has been pleased to occupy that next door, while his + own magnificent one has been repairing.--Lock yourself up, indeed! + (_Looking at_ ELEANOR.)--You have been continually asking me for more + rooms, Mr. Bluntly, and have not I made near half a dozen doors + already from one house to the other, on purpose to accommodate your + good family.--Upon my honour, I have not now a single chamber but what + I have let to these lodgers, and what I have absolute occasion for + myself. + + BLUNTLY. + And if you do put yourself to a little inconvenience, Mr. Blackman, + surely my master-- + + BLACKMAN. + Your master, Mr. Bluntly, is a very good man--a very generous man--and + I hope at least he has found me a very lucky one; for good luck is all + the recommendation which I, in my humble station, aspire to--and since + I have been Sir George's attorney, I have gained him no less than two + law-suits. + + BLUNTLY. + I know it. I know also that you have lost him four. + + BLACKMAN. + We'll drop the subject.--And in regard to this room, sir, it does not + suit, you say? + + BLUNTLY. + No, for I feel the cold wind blow through every crevice. + + BLACKMAN. + But suppose I was to have it put a little into repair? That window, + for instance, shall have a pane or two of glass put in; the cracks of + the door shall be stopt up; and then every thing will have a very + different appearance. + + BLUNTLY. + And why has not this been done before? + + BLACKMAN. + Would you have me be laying out my money, while I only let the place + at a paltry price, to people who I am obliged to threaten to turn + into the streets every quarter, before I can get my rent from them? + + BLUNTLY. + Is that the situation of your lodgers at present? + + BLACKMAN. + Yes.--But they made a better appearance when they first came, or I had + not taken such persons to live thus near to your master. + + BLUNTLY. + That girl (_looking at_ ELEANOR) seems very pretty--and I dare say my + master would not care if he was nearer to her. + + BLACKMAN. + Pshaw, pshaw--she is a poor creature--she is in great distress. She is + misery itself. + + BLUNTLY. + I feel quite charmed with misery.--Who belongs to her? + + BLACKMAN. + A young man who says he is her brother--very likely he is not--but + that I should not enquire about, if they could pay my rent. If people + will pay me, I don't care what they are. (_Addressing himself to_ + ELEANOR) I desire you will tell your brother when he comes in, that I + have occasion for the money which will be due to me to-morrow--and if + I don't receive it before to-morrow night, he must seek some other + habitation. + + BLUNTLY. + Hush, Mr. Blackman--if you speak so loud, you will have our company in + the next house hear you. + + BLACKMAN. + And if they did, do you think it would spoil their dancing? No, Mr. + Bluntly.--And in that respect, I am a person of fashion.--I never + suffer any distress to interfere with my enjoyments. + + ELEANOR. [_Coming to him._ + Dear sir, have but patience a little while longer.--Indeed, I hope you + will lose nothing. + + BLACKMAN. + I _won't_ lose any thing. [_Going._ + + ELEANOR. [_Following him._ + Sir, I would speak a single word to you, if you will be so good as to + hear me? + + BLUNTLY. + Ay, stay and hear her. + + ELEANOR. [_Looking at_ BLUNTLY. + But I wish to speak to him by ourselves. + + BLUNTLY. + Then I'll withdraw. + + BLACKMAN. + What have you to say? [_In anger._ + + BLUNTLY. + Hear her, Mr. Blackman--or may none of her sex ever listen to you. + [_Exit._ + + BLACKMAN. + If it is only to entreat me to let you continue here, I am gone in an + instant.----Come, speak quickly, for I have no time to lose.--Come, + speak, speak. + + ELEANOR. + But are you resolved to have no pity? You know in what a helpless + situation we are--and the deplorable state of my poor father. + [_Weeping._ + + BLACKMAN. + Ay, I thought what you had to say--farewel, farewel. + + ELEANOR. [_Laying hold of him._ + Oh! do not plunge us into more distress than we can bear; but open + your heart to compassion. + + BLACKMAN. + I can't----'tis a thing I never did in my life. + + [_Going, he meets_ BLUNTLY, _who stops him_. + + BLUNTLY. + Well, have you granted her request? + + BLACKMAN. + I would do a great deal to oblige you, Mr. Bluntly--and if you will + only give your word for the trifle of rent owing, why, I am not so + hard-hearted but I will suffer her to stay. + + BLUNTLY. + Well, well,--I will give my word. + + BLACKMAN. + But remember, it is not to be put down to your master's account, but + to your own.--I am not to give credit. + + ELEANOR. + Nor am I to lay my brother under an obligation of this nature. (_To_ + BLUNTLY) I thank you for your offer, sir, but I cannot accept it. + + BLACKMAN. [_In extreme anger._ + What do you mean by that? + + BLUNTLY. + Perhaps she is right. + + ELEANOR. + My brother would resent my acceptance of a favour from a stranger. + + BLACKMAN. + Your brother resent! A poor man resent! Did you ever hear of any + body's regarding a poor man's resentment? + + ELEANOR. + No--nor a poor woman's prayers. + + BLACKMAN. + Yes, I will regard your prayers, if you will suffer this gentleman to + be your friend. + + ELEANOR. + Any acquaintance of your's, Mr. Blackman, I must distrust. + + BLACKMAN. + Do you hear with what contempt she treats us both? + + BLUNTLY. + But perhaps she is right--at least, in treating one of us so, I am + sure she is--and I will forgive her wronging the one, for the sake of + her doing justice to the other. + + _Enter_ HENRY: _he starts at seeing_ BLACKMAN _and_ BLUNTLY. + + HENRY. + Who are these? + + BLACKMAN. + "Who are these?" Did you ever hear such impertinence? (_Going up to + him_) Pray who are you, sir? + + HENRY. + I am a man. + + BLACKMAN. + Yes--but I am a lawyer. + + HENRY. + Whatever you are, this apartment is mine, not your's--and I desire you + to leave it. + + BLACKMAN. + But to-morrow it will be mine, and then I shall desire _you_ to leave + it, and force you to leave it. + + HENRY. + Eleanor, retire to the other chamber; I am sorry I left you. [_Leads + her off._ + + BLACKMAN. + And I am sorry that I and my friend should come here to be affronted. + + BLUNTLY. + Mr. Blackman, I won't be called names. + + BLACKMAN. + Names, sir! What names did I call you? + + BLUNTLY. + Did not you call me your friend? I assure you, sir, I am not used to + be called names. I am but a servant whose character is every + thing--and I'll let you know that I am _not_ your friend. + + BLACKMAN. + Why, you blockhead, does not your master call himself my friend? + + BLUNTLY. + Yes, my master is a great man, and he can get a place without a + character,--but if I lose mine, I am ruined; therefore take care how + you miscal me for the future, for I assure you I won't bear it. I am + not your friend, and you shall find I am not. + + [_Exit (in great anger)_, BLACKMAN _following_. + +END OF THE FIRST ACT. + + + + +ACT II. + + +SCENE I. _An Apartment at_ SIR GEORGE SPLENDORVILLE'S. + +_Enter_ SIR GEORGE, _followed by_ BLUNTLY. + + + SIR GEORGE. + What's o'clock? [_Rubbing his eyes._ + + BLUNTLY. + Just noon, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + Why was I waked so early? + + BLUNTLY. + You were not waked, sir--You rung. + + SIR GEORGE. + Then it was in my sleep--and could not you suppose so?----After going + to bed at five, to make me rise at noon! (_in a violent passion_) What + am I to do with myself, sir, till it is time to go out for the + evening? + + BLUNTLY. + You have company to dinner you know, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + No, it is to supper--and what am I to do with myself till that time? + + BLUNTLY. + Company again to supper, Sir? + + SIR GEORGE. + Yes, and the self-same company I had last night--I invited them upon + Lady Caroline's account--to give her an opportunity of revenge, for + the money she lost here yesterday evening--and I am all weariness--I + am all lassitude and fretfulness till the time arrives.--But now I + call to mind, I have an affair that may engage my attention a few + hours. You were giving me an account, Bluntly, of that beautiful girl + I saw enter at Blackman's? + + BLUNTLY. + Yes, sir, I saw her late last night in Mr. Blackman's house--she + lodges there. + + SIR GEORGE. + Indeed? In Blackman's house? I am glad to hear it. + + BLUNTLY. + And he has assured me, sir, that she and her family are in the + greatest poverty imaginable. + + SIR GEORGE. + I am glad to hear it. + + BLUNTLY. + They have been it seems above a twelvemonth in London, in search of + some rich relations; but instead of meeting with them, the father was + seen and remembered by an old creditor who has thrown him into prison. + + SIR GEORGE. + I am very glad to hear it. + + BLUNTLY. + But the young woman, Sir, has been so short a time in town, she has, + seemingly, a great deal of modesty and virtue. + + SIR GEORGE. + And I am very glad to hear of that too--I like her the better--you + know I do--for I am weary of that ready compliance I meet with from + the sex. + + BLUNTLY. + But if I might presume to advise, sir--as you are so soon to be + married to her ladyship, whom you love with sincere affection, you + should give up this pursuit. + + SIR GEORGE. + And I _shall_ give it up, Bluntly, before my marriage takes + place--for, short as that time may be, I expect this passion will be + over and forgotten, long before the interval has passed away.--But + that brother you were mentioning---- + + BLUNTLY. + I have some reason to think, that with all his poverty, he has a + notion of honour. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Laughing._ + Oh! I have often tried the effect of a purse of gold with people of + honour.--Have you desired them to be sent for as I ordered. + + BLUNTLY. + I have, Sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + See if they are come. [_Exit_ BLUNTLY.] Ah! my dear Lady Caroline, it + is you, and only you, whom I love with a sincere passion! but in + waiting this long expected event of our marriage, permit me to indulge + some less exalted wishes. + + _Enter_ BLUNTLY. + + SIR GEORGE. + Are they come? + + BLUNTLY. + The young man is in the anti-chamber, sir, but his sister is not with + him. (_Speaking to_ HENRY _who is without_) Please to walk this + way--my master desires to see you. + + SIR GEORGE. + No, no, no--I do not desire to see him, if his sister is not + there.--Zounds you scoundrel what did you call him in for? + + _Enter_ HENRY, _and bows_. + + [SIR GEORGE _looks at him with a careless familiarity_--BLUNTLY + _leaves the room_.] + + SIR GEORGE. + Young man, I am told you are very poor--you may have heard that I am + very rich--and I suppose you are acquainted with the extensive meaning + of the word--generosity. + + HENRY. [_After an hesitation._] + Perhaps not, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + The meaning of it, as I comprehend, is, for the rich to give to the + poor.--Have you any thing to ask of me in which I can serve you? + + HENRY. + Your proposal is so general, I am at a loss what to answer--but you + are no doubt acquainted with the extensive meaning of the word, + _pride_,--and that will apologize for the seeming indifference with + which I receive your offer. + + SIR GEORGE. + Your pride seems extensive indeed.--I heard your father was in prison, + and I pitied him. + + HENRY. + Did you, Sir?--Did you pity my father:--I beg your pardon--if I have + said any thing to offend you pray forgive it--nor let my rudeness turn + your companion away from him, to any other object. + + SIR GEORGE. + Would a small sum release him from confinement? Would about a hundred + pounds---- + + HENRY. + I have no doubt but it would. + + SIR GEORGE. + Then take that note.----Be not surprised--I mean to dispose of a + thousand guineas this way, instead of fitting up a theatre in my own + house.--That (_giving him the note_) is a mere trifle; my box at the + opera, or my dinner; I mean to dine alone to morrow, instead of + inviting company. + + HENRY. + Sir George, I spoke so rudely to you at first, that I know no other + way to shew my humility, than to accept your present without + reluctance.--I do therefore, as the gift of benevolence, not as the + insult of better fortune. + + SIR GEORGE. + You have a brother, have not you? + + HENRY. + No, Sir--and only one sister. + + SIR GEORGE. + A sister is it? well, let me see your father and your brother--your + sister I mean--did not you say?--you said a sister, did not you? + + HENRY. + Yes, Sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + Well, let me see your father and her; they will rejoice at their good + fortune I imagine, and I wish to be a witness of their joy. + + HENRY. + I will this moment go to our lawyer, extricate my father, and we will + all return and make you the spectator of the happiness you have + bestowed. + + Forgive my eagerness to disclose your bounty, sir, if, before I have + said half I feel, I fly to reveal it to my father; to whom I can more + powerfully express my sensations--than in your presence. [_Exit._ + + SIR GEORGE. + That bait has taken--and now, if the sister will only be as grateful. + + _Enter_ BLUNTLY. + + BLUNTLY. + Dear sir, what can you have said to the young man? I never saw a + person so much affected! + + SIR GEORGE. + In what manner? + + BLUNTLY. + The tears ran down his cheeks as he passed along, and he held + something in his hand which he pressed to his lips, and then to his + heart, as if it was a treasure. + + SIR GEORGE. + It is a treasure, Bluntly--a hundred Guineas. + + BLUNTLY. + But for which, I believe, you expect a greater treasure in return. + + SIR GEORGE. + Dost think so Bluntly?--dost think the girl is worth a hundred pounds? + + BLUNTLY. + If she refuses, she is worth a thousand--but if she complies, you have + thrown away your money. + + SIR GEORGE. + Just the reverse. + + BLUNTLY. + But I hope, sir, you do not mean to throw away any more thus--for + although this sum, by way of charity, may be well applied, yet indeed, + sir, I know some of your creditors as much in want as this poor + family. + + SIR GEORGE. + How!--You are in pay by some of my creditors I suppose? + + BLUNTLY. + No, Sir, you must pay them, before they can pay any body. + + SIR GEORGE. + You are impertinent--leave the room instantly, and go in search of + this sister; now, while the son is gone to release his father.--Tell + her, her brother is here, and bring her hither immediately. + + BLUNTLY. + But, sir, if you will only give me leave to speak one word-- + + SIR GEORGE. + Do, speak; [_Goes to the chimney-piece and takes down a pistol_] only + speak a single syllable, and I'll send a ball instantly through your + head. + + BLUNTLY. + I am dumb, Sir--I don't speak indeed, Sir--upon my life I don't. I + wish I may die if I speak a word. + + SIR GEORGE. + Go on the errand I told you; and if you dare to return without the + girl this is your fate. [_Holding up the pistol._ + + BLUNTLY. + Yes, Sir. [_Exit._ + + SIR GEORGE. [_Laying the pistol on the table._ + Impertinent puppy; to ruffle the temper of a man of fashion with hints + of prudence and morality, and paying his debts--all this from a + servant too. The insolent, chattering---- + + _Enter_ BLUNTLY. + + BLUNTLY. + May I speak now, sir? + + SIR GEORGE. + What have you to say? + + BLUNTLY. + Mr. Blackman, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + Bid him come in. + + _Enter_ BLACKMAN. _Exit_ BLUNTLY. + + SIR GEORGE. + Good morning, Mr. Blackman; come, sit down. + + BLACKMAN. [_Bowing respectfully._ + I am glad, Sir George, I have found you alone, for I come to speak to + you on important business. + + SIR GEORGE. + Business!----no--not now if you please. + + BLACKMAN. + But I must, sir--I have been here ten times before, and have been put + off, but now you must hear what I have to say. + + SIR GEORGE. + Don't be long then--don't be tedious, Mr. Blackman--for I expect a, + a--in short, I expect a pretty woman. + + BLACKMAN. + When she comes, I will go. + + SIR GEORGE. + Very well, speak quickly then. What have you to say? + + BLACKMAN. + I come to speak upon the subject of your father's will; by which you + know, you run the hazard of losing great part of what he left behind. + + SIR GEORGE. + But what am I to do? + + BLACKMAN. + There is no time to be lost. Consider, that Mr. Manly, the lawyer, + whom your father employed, is a man who pretends to a great deal of + morality; and it was he who, when your father found himself dying, + alarmed his conscience, and persuaded him to make this Will in favour + of a second person. Now, I think that you and I both together, ought + to have a meeting with this conscientious lawyer. + + SIR GEORGE. + But I should imagine, Mr. Blackman, that if he is really a + conscientious man, you and he will not be upon good terms. + + BLACKMAN. + Oh! people of our avocation differ in respect to conscience. Puzzle, + confound, and abuse each other, and yet are upon good terms. + + SIR GEORGE. + But I fear---- + + BLACKMAN. + Fear nothing.--There are a vast number of resources in our art.--It is + so spacious, and yet so confined--so sublime, and yet so profound--so + distinct, and yet so complicated--that if ever this person with whom + your fortune is divided should be found, I know how to envelope her + in a labyrinth, where she shall be lost again in a hurry.----But your + father's lawyer being a very honest--I mean a very particular man in + his profession,--I have reason to fear we cannot gain him over to our + purpose.--If, therefore,-- + + _Enter_ BLUNTLY. + + SIR GEORGE. + My visitor is come, as I told you. + + BLACKMAN. [_Rising._ + And I am gone, as I told you. [_Going._ + + _Enter_ ELEANOR. + + BLACKMAN. [_Aside._ + My lodger! ah! ah! (_To her in a whisper_) You may stay another + quarter. [_Exit._ + + SIR GEORGE. + (_To_ Eleanor) I am glad to see you.--Bluntly-- + + [_Makes a sign to him to leave the room._ + + BLUNTLY. + Sir? + [SIR GEORGE _waves his hand and nods his head a second + time_. + + BLUNTLY. + Sir?---- + + [_Still affecting not to understand him._ + + SIR GEORGE. + I bid you go. [_Angrily._ + + BLUNTLY. + + You bid me go, sir?--Oh yes, sir.--Very well, sir.--But indeed, sir, I + did not hear you before, sir.--Indeed I did not. + + [_Bows, and exit with reluctance, which_ ELEANOR _observes_. + + ELEANOR. + Pardon me, sir.--I understood my brother was here, but I find he is + not. + + SIR GEORGE. + He is but this instant gone, and will return immediately.--Stay then + with me till he comes. (_Takes her hand._) Surely you cannot refuse to + remain with me a few moments; especially as I have a great deal to say + to you that may tend to your advantage. + + Why do you cast your eyes with such impatience on that door? (_Goes + and locks it._) There, now you may look at it in vain. + + ELEANOR. + For heaven sake, why am I locked in? + + SIR GEORGE. + Because you should not escape. + + ELEANOR. + That makes me resolve I will--Open the door, sir. [_Going to it._ + + SIR GEORGE. + Nay, listen to me. Your sentiments, I make no doubt, are formed from + books. + + ELEANOR. + No, from misfortunes--yet more instructive. + + SIR GEORGE. + You shall never know misfortune more--you, nor your relations.--But + this moment I presented your brother with a sum of money, and he left + me with professions of the deepest gratitude. + + ELEANOR. + My brother!--Has he received money from you? Ah! he promised me he'd + not disgrace his family. + + SIR GEORGE. + How! Family, indeed! + + ELEANOR. + I cannot remain here a moment longer. Open the door, sir--open it + immediately. [_Raising her voice._ + + BLUNTLY. [_Without._ + Sir, sir, sir,--open the door, if you please--you are wanted, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + S'death! who can want me in such haste? [_Opens the door, and appears + confounded._ + + _Enter_ BLUNTLY. + + SIR GEORGE. + Well, sir! + + BLUNTLY. + ----Did you call, sir? + + SIR GEORGE. + It was _you_ who called, sir. + + BLUNTLY. + Who, I, sir? + + SIR GEORGE. + Yes, sir, you--Who wants me? + + BLUNTLY. [_Looking at_ ELEANOR. + Perhaps it was _you_ that called, Ma'am. + + ELEANOR. + It _was_ I that called: and pray be so kind as to conduct me to my own + lodgings. + + [BLUNTLY _offers her his hand_. + + SIR GEORGE. + Dare not to touch her--or to stay another moment in the room.--Begone. + + [BLUNTLY _looks at_ ELEANOR _aside, and points to the + pistol; then bows humbly, and retires_. + + SIR GEORGE. + And now, my fair Lucretia---- + + [_He is going to seize her--she takes up the pistol and + presents it._ + + ELEANOR. + No, it's not _myself_ I'll kill--'Tis you. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Starting._ + Nay, nay, nay, lay it down.--Lay that foolish thing down; I beg you + will. (_Trembling._) It is charged--it may go off. + + ELEANOR. + I mean it to go off. + + SIR GEORGE. + But no jesting--I never liked jesting in my life. + + ELEANOR. + Nor I--but am always serious.--Dare not, therefore, insult me again, + but let me go to my wretched apartments. + + [_Passes by him, presenting the pistol._ + + SIR GEORGE. + Go to the---- + + [_She turns short at the door, and presents it again._ + + SIR GEORGE. + What would you do?--Here Bluntly! Bluntly! [_Exit_ ELEANOR. + + _Enter_ BLUNTLY. + + BLUNTLY. + Did you call or no, sir? + + SIR GEORGE. + Yes, sir, I did call now. (_In a threatening accent._) Don't you think + you have behaved very well this morning? + + BLUNTLY. + Yes, sir, I think I have. + + SIR GEORGE. + I am not joking. + + BLUNTLY. + Nor am I, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + And do not you think I should behave very well, if I was to discharge + you my service? + + BLUNTLY. + As well as can be expected, sir. + + SIR GEORGE. + Why did you break in upon me just now? Did you think I was going to + murder the girl? + + BLUNTLY. + No, sir, I suspected neither love nor murder. + + SIR GEORGE. + What then did you suspect? + + BLUNTLY. + Why, sir, if I may make bold to speak--I was afraid the poor girl + might be robbed: and of all she is worth in the world. + + SIR GEORGE. + Blockhead! I suppose you mean her virtue? [_Smiling with contempt._ + + BLUNTLY. + Why, to say the truth, sir, virtue is a currency that grows scarce in + the world now-a-days--and some men are so much in need of it, that + they think nothing of stopping a harmless female passenger in her road + through life, and plundering her of it without remorse, though its + loss, embitters every hour she must afterwards pass in her journey. + + _Enter_ HENRY. + + HENRY. + Sir George, my father, liberated from prison by your bounty, is come + gratefully to offer---- + + _Enter_ WILLFORD _and_ ELEANOR. + + ELEANOR. + [_Holding her father by the hand, to prevent his going forward._ + Oh, my father! whither are you going? Turn back--turn back. + + HENRY. [_To his father._ + This is your benefactor--the man whose benevolence has put an end to + your sufferings. + + [ELEANOR _bursts into tears and retires up the stage_. + + WILLFORD. + How, sir, can I ever repay what I owe to you?--or how describe those + emotions, which your goodness at this moment makes me feel? + + SIR GEORGE. [_In confusion._ + Very well--very well--'tis all very well. (_Aside_) I wish it + was.--(_To him_) I am glad I have been of service to you. + + WILLFORD. + You have been like mercy to us all. My daughter's gratitude overflows + in tears.--But why, my child, do you keep apart from us? Can you be + too timid to confess your obligation? + + SIR GEORGE. + Let her alone--let her indulge her humour. + + WILLFORD. + Speak, Eleanor. + + SIR GEORGE. + No, I had rather she would be silent. + + WILLFORD. + You offend me by this obstinacy. + + ELEANOR. [_Going to_ WILLFORD _and taking his hand_. + Oh, my father!--Oh! I cannot----I cannot speak. + + WILLFORD. + Wherefore?--Explain this moment, what agitates you thus. + + ELEANOR. + You must return to confinement again. + + WILLFORD. + How? + + ELEANOR. + The money that has set you free, was given for the basest + purposes--and by a man as far beneath you in principle, as you are + beneath him in fortune. Disdain the obligation--and come my father, + return to prison. + + WILLFORD. + Yes.--And with more joy than I left it. (_To_ SIR GEORGE) Joy, in my + daughter's virtuous contempt of thee. (_To his children_) Leave the + house instantly. + + [_Exit_ HENRY _and_ ELEANOR. + + WILLFORD. [_Addressing himself to_ SIR GEORGE. + Your present is but deposited in a lawyer's hands, whose word gained + me my liberty--he shall immediately return it to you, while I return + to imprisonment. + + SIR GEORGE. + If the money is in a lawyer's hands, my good friend, it may be some + time before you get it returned. [_Going._ + + WILLFORD. + Stay, Sir George--(_he returns_) And look me in the face while you + insult me. (SIR GEORGE _looks on the floor_.) You cannot.--I therefore + triumph, while you stand before me abashed like a culprit.--Yet be + assured, unthinking, dissipated man, that with all your insolence and + cruelty towards me and mine, I have still the charity to rejoice, even + for your sake, at seeing you thus confounded. This shame is at least + one trait in your favour; and while it revenges my wrongs, gives me + joy to find, you are not a _hardened_ libertine. [_Exeunt._ + +END OF THE SECOND ACT. + + + + +ACT III. + + +SCENE I. _The apartment at_ SIR GEORGE SPLENDORVILLE'S, _where the +night has been passed at play--Several card-tables with company +playing_--SIR GEORGE _and_ LADY CAROLINE _at the same table_. SIR +GEORGE _rises furiously_. + + + SIR GEORGE. + Never was the whole train of misfortunes so united to undo a man, as + this night to ruin me. The most obstinate round of ill luck---- + + MR. LUCRE. [_Waking from a sleep._ + What is all that? You have lost a great deal of money, I suppose? + + SIR GEORGE. + Every guinea I had about me, and fifteen thousand besides, for which I + have given my word. + + MR. LUCRE. + Fifteen thousand guineas! and I have not won one of them.--Oh, + confusion upon every thing that has prevented me. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Taking_ LADY CAROLINE _aside_. + Lady Caroline, you are the sole person who has profited by my + loss.--Prove to me that your design was not to ruin me; to sink me + into the abyss of misfortune,--prove to me, you love me in return for + all my tender love to you. And (_taking up the cards_) give me my + revenge in one single cut. + + LADY CAROLINE. + If this is the proof you require, I consent. + + SIR GEORGE. + Thank you.--And it is for double or quit.--Thank you. [_She shuffles + and cuts._ + + SIR GEORGE. + Ay, it will be mine--thank you.--I shall be the winner--thank you. + (_He cuts--then tears the cards and throws them on the floor._) + Destraction!--Furies of the blackest kind conspire against me, and all + their serpents are in my heart.--Cruel, yet beloved woman! Could you + thus abuse and take advantage of the madness of my situation? + + LADY CAROLINE. + Your misfortunes, my dear Sir George--make you blind. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Taking her again aside._ + No, they have rather opened my eyes, and have shown me what you + are.--Still an object I adore; but I now perceive your are one to my + ruin devoted.--If any other intention had directed you, would you have + thus decoyed me to my folly?--You know my proneness to play, your own + likelihood of success, and have palpably allured me to my destruction. + Ungrateful woman, you never loved me, but taught me to believe so, in + order to partake of my prodigality.--Do not be suspicious, madam; the + debt shall be discharged within a week. + + LADY CAROLINE. [_With the utmost indifference._ + That will do, sir--I depend upon your word; and that will do. [_Exit + curtsying._ + + SIR GEORGE. + Ungrateful--cruel--she is gone without giving me one hope.--She even + insults--despises me. + + MR. LUCRE. [_Coming forward._ + Indeed, my dear friend, I compassionate your ill luck most feelingly; + and yet I am nearly as great an object of compassion on this occasion + as yourself; for I have not won a single guinea of all your losses: if + I had, why I could have borne your misfortune with some sort of + patience. + + LADY BRIDGET. + My dear Sir George, your situation affects me so extremely, I cannot + stay a moment longer in your presence. [_Goes to the door, and + returns._] But you may depend upon my prayers. [_Exit._ + + LORD HAZARD. + Sir George, if I had any consolation to offer, it should be at your + service--but you know--you are convinced--I have merely a sufficiency + of consolation--that is, of friends and of money to support myself in + the rank of life I hold in the world. For without that--without that + rank--I sincerely wish you a good morning. + + [_Exit_ LORD HAZARD. + + SIR GEORGE. + Good morning. + + [_The company by degrees all steal out of the room, except_ + Mr. LUCRE. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Looking around._ + Where are all my guests?--the greatest part gone without a word in + condolence, and the rest torturing me with insulting wishes. Here! + behold! here is the sole reliance which I have prepared for the hour + of misfortune; and what is it?--words--compliments--desertion--and + from those, whose ingratitude makes their neglect still more poignant. + [_Turns and perceives_ Mr. LUCRE.] Lucre, my dear Lucre, are not you + amazed at what you see? + + MR. LUCRE. + No, not at all--'tis the way of the world--we caress our acquaintances + whilst they are happy and in power, but if they fall into misfortune, + we think we do enough if we have the good nature to pity them. + + SIR GEORGE. + And are you, one of these friends? + + MR. LUCRE. + I am like the rest of the world.--I was in the number of your + flatterers; but at present you have none--for you may already + perceive, we are grown sincere. + + SIR GEORGE. + But have not you a thousand times desired me, in any distress, to + prove you? + + MR. LUCRE. + And you do prove me now, do you not?--Heaven bless you. [_Shaking + hands with him_] I shall always have a regard for you--but for any + thing farther--I scorn professions which I do not mean to keep. + [_Going._ + + SIR GEORGE. + Nay, but Lucre! consider the anguish in which you leave me!--consider, + that to be forsaken by my friends is more affecting than the loss of + all my fortune. Though you have nothing else to give me, yet give me + your company. + + MR. LUCRE. + My dear friend I _cannot_. Reflect that I am under obligations to + you--so many indeed that I am ashamed to see you.----I am naturally + bashful; and do not be surprised if I should never have the confidence + to look you in the face again. [_Exit._ + + SIR GEORGE. + This is the world, such as I have heard it described, but not such as + I could ever believe it to be.--But I forgive--I forget all the world + except Lady Caroline--her ingratitude fastens to my heart and drives + me to despair. She, on whom I have squandered so much--she, whom I + loved--and whom I still love, spite of her perfidy! + + (_Enter_ BLUNTLY.) + + Well, Bluntly--behold the friendship of the friends I loved! This + morning I was in prosperity and had many--this night I am ruined, and + I have not one. + + BLUNTLY. + Ruined, sir? + + SIR GEORGE. + Totally: and shall be forced to part with every thing I possess to pay + the sums I owe.----Of course, I shall part with all my servants--and + do you endeavour to find some other place. + + BLUNTLY. + But first, sir,--permit me to ask a favour of you? + + SIR GEORGE. + A favour of me? I have no favours now to grant. + + BLUNTLY. + I beg your pardon, sir--you have one--and I entreat it on my knees. + + SIR GEORGE. + What would you ask of me? + + BLUNTLY. + To remain along with you still.--I will never quit you; but serve you + for nothing, to the last moment of my life. + + SIR GEORGE. + I have then one friend left. (_Embracing him._) And never will I + forget to acknowledge the obligation. + + _Enter_ BLACKMAN. + + BLACKMAN. + Pardon me--sir--I beg ten thousand pardons--pray excuse me, (_In the + most servile manner_,) for entering before I sent to know if you were + at leisure--but your attendants are all fast asleep on the chairs of + your antichamber.--I could not wake a soul--and I imagined you + yourself were not yet up. + + SIR GEORGE. + On the contrary, I have not yet been in bed. And when I do go there, I + wish never to rise from it again. + + BLACKMAN. + Has any thing unexpected happened? + + SIR GEORGE. + Yes.--That I am ruined--inevitably ruined--Behold (_Shewing the + cards_) the only wreck of my fortune. + + BLACKMAN. + (_Starting._) Lost all your fortune? + + SIR GEORGE. + All I am worth--and as much more as I am worth. + + [BLACKMAN _draws a chair, sits down with great familiarity, + and stares_ SIR GEORGE _rudely in the face_. + + BLACKMAN. + Lost all you are worth? He, he, he, he! (_Laughs maliciously._) Pretty + news, truly! Why then I suppose I have lost great part of what I am + worth? all which you are indebted to me?--However there is a way yet + to retrieve you. But--please to desire your servant to leave the room. + + SIR GEORGE. + Bluntly, leave us a moment. (_Exit_ BLUNTLY.) Well, Mr. Blackman, what + is this grand secret? + + BLACKMAN. + Why, in the state to which you have reduced yourself, there is + certainly no one hope for you, but in that portion, that half of your + fortune, which the will of your father keeps you out of. + + SIR GEORGE. + But how am I to obtain it? The lawyer in whose hands it is placed, + will not give it up, without being insured from any future demand by + some certain proofs. + + BLACKMAN. + And suppose I should search, and find proofs? Suppose I have them + already by me?--But upon this occasion, you must not only rely + implicitly on what I say, but it is necessary you should say the same + yourself. + + SIR GEORGE. + If you advance no falsehood, I cannot have any objection. + + BLACKMAN. + Falsehood!--falsehood!--I apprehend, Sir George, you do not consider, + that there is a particular construction put upon words and phrases in + the practice of the law, which the rest of the world, out of that + study, are not clearly acquainted with. For instance, _falsehood_ with + _us_, is not _exactly_ what it is with other people. + + SIR GEORGE. + How! Is truth, immutable truth, to be corrupted and confounded by men + of the law? + + BLACKMAN. + I was not speaking of truth--that, we have nothing to do with. + + SIR GEORGE. + I, must not say so, however, sir.--And in this crisis of my + sufferings, it is the only comfort, the only consolatory reflection + left me, that truth and I, will never separate. + + BLACKMAN. + Stick to your truth--but confide in me as usual.--You will go with me, + then, to Mr. Manly, your father's lawyer, and corroborate all that I + shall say? + + SIR GEORGE. + Tell me, but what you intend to say? + + BLACKMAN. + I can't do that. In the practice of the law, we never know what we + intend to say--and therefore our blunders, when we make them, are in + some measure excusable--and if I should chance to make a blunder or + two, I mean any trivial mistake, when we come before this lawyer, you + must promise not to interfere, or in any shape contradict me. + + SIR GEORGE. + A mere lapse of memory, I have nothing to do with. + + BLACKMAN. + And my memory grows very bad; therefore you must not disconcert me. + + SIR GEORGE. + Come, let us begone--I am ready to go with you this moment. + + BLACKMAN. + I must first go home, and prepare a few writings. + + SIR GEORGE. + But call to mind that I rely upon your honour. + + BLACKMAN. + Do you think Bluntly, your servant, is an honest man? + + SIR GEORGE. + I am sure he is. + + BLACKMAN. + Then, to quiet your fears, I will take him along with us; and you will + depend on what he shall say, I make no doubt? + + SIR GEORGE. + I would stake my being upon his veracity. + + BLACKMAN. + Call him in, then, and bid him do as I command him. + + SIR GEORGE. + Here, Bluntly. (_Enter_ BLUNTLY.) Mr. Blackman has some business with + you--listen to him with attention, and follow his directions. [_Exit._ + + BLACKMAN. + You know, I suppose, the perilous situation of your master? + + [BLUNTLY _shakes his head, and wipes his eyes._ + + BLACKMAN. + Good fellow! good fellow!--and you would, I dare say, do any thing to + rescue him from the misery with which he is surrounded? + + BLUNTLY. + I would lay down my life. + + BLACKMAN. + You can do it for less. Only put on a black coat, and the business is + done. + + BLUNTLY. + What's that all? Oh! if I can save him by putting on a black coat, + I'll go buy mourning, and wear it all my life. + + BLACKMAN. + There's a good fellow. I sincerely thank you for this attachment to + your master. + + [_Shaking him by the hand._ + + BLUNTLY. + My dear Blackman, I beg your pardon for what I am going to say; but as + you behave thus friendly on this unfortunate occasion, I must confess + to you--that till now I always hated you.--I could not bear the sight + of you.--For I thought you (I wish I may die if I did not) one of the + greatest rogues in the world. I fancied you only waited on, and + advised my master to make your market of him.--But now your attention + to him in his distress, when all his friends have forsaken him, is so + kind--Heaven bless you--Heaven bless you--I'll go buy a black coat. + [_Going._ + + BLACKMAN. + I have something more to say to you.--When you have put on this coat, + you must meet your master and me at Mr. Manly's, the lawyer; and when + we are all there, you must mind and say, exactly what I say. + + BLUNTLY. + And what will that be? + + BLACKMAN. + Oh! something. + + BLUNTLY. + I have no objection to say something--but I hope you won't make me say + any thing. + + BLACKMAN. + You seem to doubt me once more, sir? + + BLUNTLY. + No, I am doubting you now for the first time; for I always thought I + was _certain_ before. + + BLACKMAN. + And will you not venture to say yes, and no, to what I shall advance? + + BLUNTLY. + Why--I think I may venture to say yes to your no, and no to your yes, + with a safe conscience. + + BLACKMAN. + If you do not instantly follow me and do all that I shall propose, + your master is ruined.--Would you see him dragged to prison? + + BLUNTLY. + No, I would sooner go myself. + + BLACKMAN. + Then why do you stand talking about a safe conscience. Half my clients + would have been ruined if I had shewn my zeal as you do. Conscience + indeed! Why, this is a matter of law, to serve your master in his + necessity. + + BLUNTLY. + I have heard necessity has no law--but if it has no conscience, it is + a much worse thing than I took it for.--No matter for that--come + along.--Oh my poor master!--I would even tell a _lie_ to save him. + [_Exeunt._ + + +SCENE II. _A lawyer's study._ + +MR. MANLY _discovered at his writing-desk--a Servant attending_. + + + MANLY. + Who do you say wants to speak with me? + + SERVANT. + Mr. Lucre, sir. + + MANLY. + And who else? + + SERVANT. + A person who says his name is Willford, he looks as if he came from + the country, and seems in mean circumstances. + + MANLY. + Show him to me directly. And take Mr. Lucre, or any other person of + fashion that may call, to my clerks. [_Exit Servant._] But for the + poor, let them be under _my_ protection. + + _Enter_ WILLFORD _and_ ELEANOR. + + MANLY. + Come in--walk in, and let me know what I can do to serve you. + + WILLFORD. + I deposited, sir, in your clerk's hands, a sum of money to set me free + from confinement for debt.--On his word, I was discharged--he owns he + has not yet paid away this money, still he refuses to restore it to + me, though in return I again render up my person. + + MANLY. + And why would you do this? + + WILLFORD. + Because my honour--I mean my conscience--for that's the poor man's + honour--is concerned. + + MANLY. + Explain yourself. + + WILLFORD. + A son of mine, received this sum I speak of, and thought it _given_ + him; while it was only meant as a purchase--a purchase of what we had + no right to sell--and therefore it must be restored to the owner. + + MANLY. + And who is he? + + WILLFORD. + Sir George Splendorville--I suppose you have heard of him? + + MANLY. + He, you mean, who by the desire of his father's will, lately changed + his name from Blandford? + + WILLFORD. + Sir! + + MANLY. + The name, which some part of the family, while reduced, had taken. + + WILLFORD. + Good Heaven! Is there such a circumstance in his story? + + MANLY. + Why do you ask with such emotion? + + WILLFORD. + Because he is the man, in search of whom I left my habitation in + the country, to present before him a destitute young woman, a near + relation. + + MANLY. + What relation?--Be particular in your answer. + + WILLFORD. + A sister. + + MANLY. + I thank you for your intelligence. You have named a person who for + these three years past, I have in vain endeavoured to find.--But did + you say she was in poverty? + + WILLFORD. + I did. + + MANLY. + I give you joy then--for I have in my possession a deed which conveys + to a lost daughter of Sir George's father, the other half of the + fortune he bequeathed his son--but as yet, all my endeavours have been + in vain to find where she, and an uncle, to whose care she was + entrusted in her infancy, are retired. + + WILLFORD. [_Turning to_ ELEANOR. + Now, Eleanor, arm yourself with fortitude--with fortitude to bear not + the frowns, but the smiles of fortune. Be humble, collected, and the + same you have ever been, while I for the first time inform you--you + are not my daughter.--And from this gentleman's intelligence add, you + are rich--you are the deceased Blandford's child, and Splendorville's + sister. + + ELEANOR. + Oh! Heavens! Do I lose a father such as you, to gain a brother such as + he is? + + MANLY. [_To_ WILLFORD. + There can be no mistake on this occasion--And you, if I am not + deceived, are the brother of the late Mr. Blandford. Your looks, your + person, your very voice confirms it. + + WILLFORD. + I have writings in my care, shall prove it beyond a doubt; with the + whole narrative of our separation when he with his son, then a youth, + embarked for India; where I suppose, riches, soon succeeded poverty. + + _Enter_ SERVANT. + + SERVANT. + Lady Caroline Seymour, sir, is at the door in her carriage, and will + not be denied admittance. She says she must see you upon some very + urgent business. + + MANLY. [_To_ WILLFORD _and_ ELEANOR. + Will you do me the favour to step for a moment into this room? Lady + Caroline will not stay long. I'll not detain you. + + [_Exit_ WILLFORD _and_ ELEANOR. + + _Enter_ LADY CAROLINE. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Dear Mr. Manly, I have a thousand apologies to make--And yet I am sure + you will excuse the subject of my visit, when you consider---- + + MANLY. + Your ladyship will please to sit down. + + [_He draws chairs and they sit._ + + LADY CAROLINE. + You cannot be ignorant, Mr. Manly--you must know, the terms of + acquaintance on which Sir George Splendorville and I have been, for + some time past?--you were his father's agent; his chief solicitor; and + although you are not employed by Sir George, yet the state of his + affairs cannot be concealed from you--Has he, or has he not, any + inheritance yet to come? + + MANLY. + Pardon me, madam--though not entrusted by Sir George, I will, + nevertheless, keep his secrets. + + LADY CAROLINE. + That is plainly telling me he is worth nothing. + + MANLY. + By no means--Sir George, in spite of his profusion, must still be + rich. He has preserved his large estate in Wales; and as to money, I + do not doubt but he has a considerable sum. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Not a guinea. I won it all from him last night. + + MANLY. + You? You, who are to become his wife? + + LADY CAROLINE. + I might, had I not been thus fortunate. But why should I marry him, + when his riches are mine, without that ceremony. + + MANLY. + Inconsiderate man!--what will be the end of his imprudence! Yet, + Heaven be praised! he has still that fine estate, I just now + mentioned. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Indeed he has not--that has belonged to me these three months. + + MANLY. + To you! + + LADY CAROLINE. + Yes--Bought for me under another name by agents; and for half its + value. + + MANLY. + Madman!--Yet your ladyship must excuse me. I know your income stinted, + and till the death of the Earl, your father, where could you raise + sufficient to make even half the purchase. + + LADY CAROLINE. + From Splendorville's own prodigality--from lavish presents made to me + by him. + + _Enter_ SERVANT. + + SERVANT. + Sir George Splendorville, sir, desires to speak with you--he is at the + door with Mr. Blackman. + + LADY CAROLINE. + Oh Heavens! do not let him see me here. + + [_She is hastening to the room where_ WILLFORD _and his + daughter are._ + + MANLY. + I have company there--walk in here, if you Please. + + [_Shows her another door and she enters._ + + MANLY. [_To the servant._ + Desire Sir George to walk in. + + _Enter_ SIR GEORGE _and_ BLACKMAN. + + MANLY. + Sir George, do me the favour to sit down. + + [_He looks coolly on_ BLACKMAN, _and pointing to a chair + says_ Good morning. _They sit._ + + SIR GEORGE. + Mr. Manly, my attorney will let you know the business on which I am + come. + + BLACKMAN. + Why yes, Mr. Manly, it is extremely hard that Sir George has for so + long a time been kept out of a very large part of his fortune; + particularly, as he has had occasion for it. + + SIR GEORGE. + I have had occasion for it I assure you Mr. Manly; and I have occasion + for it at this very time. + + MR. MANLY. + But so may the person, sir, from whom you would take it. In a word, + Sir George, neither your lawyer nor you, shall prevail on me to give + up the trust reposed in me by your father, without certain evidence, + that your sister will never come to make her claim. + + BLACKMAN. + You are not afraid of ghosts, are you? + + MANLY. + No, nor of robbers either:----you cannot frighten me, Mr. Blackman. + + BLACKMAN. + Then depend upon it, the sister of Sir George can never appear in any + other manner than as a spirit. For, here, sir, (_taking from his + pocket a parcel of papers_) here are authentic letters to prove her + death. (SIR GEORGE _looks confused_.) + + MANLY. + Her death! + + BLACKMAN. + Yes, her death. Here is a certificate from the curate of the parish in + which she was buried. + + MANLY. + Buried too! + + BLACKMAN. + Yes, sir, buried. Here is also an affidavit from the sexton of the + said village, signed by the overseer and churchwardens, testifying the + same.--You see, (_shewing him the paper, and reading at the fame + time_) "Died Anno Domini, one thousand seven hundred and eighty nine, + the seventeenth of June----" + + [_Mr._ MANLY _takes the paper, and while he is reading_, + SIR GEORGE _says apart_---- + + SIR GEORGE. + How near to the brink of infamy has my imprudence led me! And s'death, + my confusion takes from me the power to explain, and expose the + scoundrel. + + Mr. Manly, I will leave you for the present; but you shall hear from me + shortly,--when this matter shall be accounted for clearly--perfectly + to your satisfaction, you may depend upon it.--(_Going._) + + MANLY. + Stay, Sir George, and---- + + BLACKMAN. + Aye, Sir George, stay and see Mr. Manly's objections wholly removed. + He seems to doubt the evidence of paper; I must, therefore, beg leave + to produce a living witness--the gentleman whom I appointed to meet me + here. + + MANLY. + And who is he? + + BLACKMAN. + The apothecary, who attended Sir George's sister in her dying illness. + [SIR GEORGE _starts_. + + MANLY. + Desire him to walk in by all means. What is the matter, Sir George, + you look discomposed? + + BLACKMAN. + Sir George is something nervous, Mr. Manly; and you know the very name + of a medical gentleman, will affect the nerves of some people. + + [BLACKMAN _goes to the door, and leads on_ BLUNTLY, + _dressed in mourning_. + + SIR GEORGE. [_Aside._ + Bluntly!--But I will see the end of this. + + MANLY. + (_Bowing to him_). You are an apothecary, I think, sir? + + [BLUNTLY _looks at_ BLACKMAN] + + BLACKMAN. + Yes, sir. + + BLUNTLY. + (_After seeming inclined to say_, No). Yes, sir. + + MANLY. + Pray sir, what disorder took the young lady, on whose account you have + been brought hither, out of the world? + + [BLUNTLY _looks at_ BLACKMAN.] + + BLACKMAN. + Oh! the old disorder, I suppose. + + BLUNTLY. + The old disorder. + + MANLY. + And pray what may that be, sir? (BLACKMAN _offers to reply_). Mr. + Blackman, Please to let this gentleman speak for himself.--What is it + you mean, pray sir, by the old disorder? + + BLUNTLY. + I--I--mean--Love, sir. + + MANLY. + You will not pretend to say, that love, was the cause of her death? + + BLUNTLY. (_Confused and hesitating_). + That--and a few fits of the gout. + + MANLY. + I fear, sir, you are not in perfect health yourself--you tremble and + look very pale. + + BLACKMAN. + That is because the subject affects him. + + MANLY. + Do you then never mention the young lady without being affected? + + BLUNTLY. + Never, sir--for had you seen her as I did--um--Had you seen + her.----She was in very great danger from the first; but after I + attended her, she was in greater danger still.--I advised a physician + to be called in; on which she grew worse.--We had next a consultation + of physicians; and then it was all over with her. + + SIR GEORGE. + (_Rising from his chair_). Blackman, this is too much--all my + calamities are inferior to this--Desist, therefore, or---- + + BLACKMAN. + (_To_ BLUNTLY.) Desist--He cannot bear to hear the pathetic + description. Consider the lady was his sister--and though he had not + the pleasure of knowing her--yet, poor thing--(_affecting to + weep_)--poor young woman! he cannot help lamenting her loss. + + BLUNTLY. + No more can I--for though she was not my relation--yet she was my + Patient. (_pretending to weep also_). + + SIR GEORGE. + I can bear no more.--Mr. Manly, you are imposed upon. But think not, + however appearances may be against me, that I came here as the tool of + so infamous a deceit.--Thoughtlessness, Mr. Manly, has embarrassed my + circumstances; and thoughtlessness alone, has made me employ a villain + to retrieve them. + + BLACKMAN. + Mighty fine! + + SIR GEORGE. + I have no authority, sir, to affirm, that my sister is not alive; and + I am confident the account you have just now heard, of her death, is + but an artifice. My indiscretions have reduced me nearly to beggary; + but I will perish in confinement--cheerfully perish--rather than owe + my affluence to one dishonourable action. + + BLACKMAN. + Grief has turned his brain. + + MANLY. + Sir George, I honour your feelings; and as for the feelings of these + gentlemen, I am extremely happy, that it is in my power to dry up + their tears, and calm all their sorrows. + + SIR GEORGE. + Sir! + + BLACKMAN. + How? In what way? + + MANLY. + (_Going to the door where_ WILLFORD _and his niece are_.) Come forth, + young lady, to the arms of a brother, and relieve the anguish of + these mourners, who are lamenting your decease. (ELEANOR _and_ + WILLFORD _enter_)--Yes, Sir George, here is that sister, whom those + gentlemen assure us, is dead;--and this is the brother of your + father.--These are proofs, as convincing, I hope, as any Mr. Blackman + can produce. + + SIR GEORGE. + She, my sister! Her pretended father my uncle too! (_Aside_) Blackman, + you would have plunged me into an anguish I never knew before; you + would have plunged me into shame. + + BLUNTLY. + And so you _have_ me. + + BLACKMAN. + Pshaw.--Mr. Manly, notwithstanding you are these people's voucher, + this appears but a scheme.--These persons are but adventurers, and may + possibly have about them forgeries, such as an honest man, like + myself, would shudder at. + + MANLY. [_Going to the door._ + Who's there? [_Enter Servant._] Shew that--that Mr. Blackman, out of + my house instantly; and take care you never admit him again. + + BLACKMAN. + Sir George, will you suffer this? + + SIR GEORGE. + Aye, and a great deal more. + + BLUNTLY. + Look'ee Blackman.--If you don't fall down upon your knees, and beg my + pardon at the street door, for the trick you have put upon me, in + assuring me my master's sister was really dead, and that I could do + her no injury, by doing him a service--if you don't beg my pardon for + this, I'll give you such an assault and battery as you never had to do + with in your life. + + BLACKMAN. + Beat me--do, beat me--I'll thank you for beating me--I'd be beat every + hour of the day, to recover damages. [_Exit with_ BLUNTLY. + + SIR GEORGE. + My sister--with the sincerest joy I call you by that name--and while I + thus embrace you, offer you a heart, that beats with all the pure and + tender affection, which our kindred to each other claims.--In you + (_embracing his uncle_) I behold my father; and experience an awful + fear, mingled with my regard. + + WILLFORD. + Continue still that regard, and even that fear--these filial + sentiments may prove important; and they shall ever be repaid with my + paternal watchings, friendship, and love. + + ELEANOR. + My brother---- + + SIR GEORGE. + I have been unworthy of you--I will be so no more, but imitate your + excellence. Yet, when I reflect---- + + [LADY CAROLINE _comes softly from the inner apartment, and + attends to the discourse_. + + ELEANOR. + My brother, do not imagine---- + + SIR GEORGE. + Leave me, leave me to all the agonies of my misconduct.--Where is my + fortune? Now _all_ irrecoverably gone--My last, my only resource is + now to be paid to another--I have lost every thing. + + LADY CAROLINE. [_Coming forward._ + No, Sir George, _nothing_--since I possess all that was yours. + + SIR GEORGE. + How! + + LADY CAROLINE. + Behold a friend in your necessities--a mistress whom your misfortunes + cannot drive away--but who, experiencing much of your unkindness, + still loves you; and knowing your every folly, will still submit to + honour, and obey you. + + I received your lavish presents, but to hoard them for you--made + myself mistress of your fortune, but to return it to you--and with it, + all my own. + + SIR GEORGE. + Can this be real? Can I be raised in one moment, from the depths of + misery to unbounded happiness? + + _Enter_ SERVANT. + + SERVANT. + A young man, who says he is Mr. Willford's son, is called to enquire + for him. + + MANLY. + Shew him in. + + [SIR GEORGE _and_ LADY CAROLINE _retire to the back part of + the stage_. + + _Enter_ HENRY. + + WILLFORD. + Come, Henry, and take leave of your sister for ever. + + HENRY. + How so, sir?--What do you mean? To be parted from her, would be the + utmost rigour of fortune. + + MANLY. + The affection with which you speak, young gentleman, seems to convey + something beyond mere brotherly love. + + WILLFORD. + I some years since revealed to him she was _not_ his sister. + + ELEANOR. + And he, some years since, implied it to me. Yet, in such doubtful + terms, I knew not which of us had the sorrow not to be your child.--I + now find it is myself--and I aver it to be a sorrow, for which, all + the fortune I am going to possess will not repay me. + + SIR GEORGE. + Then, my dearest sister, indulge the hope you may yet be his daughter. + This young man's merit deserves a reward, and in _time_ he may learn + to love you by a still nearer tie than that, you have so long known to + exist between you; nay, even by a nearer tie than that of brother. + + HENRY. + I am in doubt of what I hear--Eleanor, since our short separation, + there cannot surely have been any important discovery-- + + MANLY. + Be not surprised--great discoveries, which we labour in vain for years + to make, are frequently brought about in one lucky moment, without any + labour at all. + + SIR GEORGE. + True--for till this day arose, I had passed every hour since my birth, + without making one discovery to my advantage--while this short, but + propitious morning, has discovered to me all my former folly--and + discovered to me--how to be in future happy. + +THE END. + + + + +EPILOGUE, + +BY T. VAUGHAN, ESQ. + +SPOKEN BY MRS. KEMBLE. + + + "Long before the beginning of this Play," + I heard some DEEP ones in the Green-Room, say, + They had their fears and doubts--whilst some did quake-- + And others wish'd it bed-time for her sake. + Do you, our best Physicians, ever kind, } + Prescribe our true Cephalic for the Mind, } + Of these our Neighbours, and _kind Friends_--behind, } + And with it, give a cordial of the best, + To one, with deepest Gratitude imprest. + For some there are--I have them in my eye-- + Will sicken and turn pale with jealousy, + Whene'er we scribbling Women wield the Pen, + Or dare invade the Rights of scribbling Men; + And fir'd with zeal, in dread array appear-- + With Tenets from the _learned_ Hemisphere; + Thence cry (_kind Souls_) "Invention is the only Art, + And mere Translation but a second Part; + Besides--_we Men of Taste_--can ne'er withstand + E'en Nature's GARRICK thus at second Hand! + Then why do Comic Writers live on Theft, + When such Ragouts and Dainties still are left? + Not richer were, in CONGREVE'S days or BEHN, + For now, the Males are Females--Women, Men-- + Nay some so _manly_, and so orthodox, + Will drive you four in Hand--or hold the Box; + And if perchance the fatal Die is thrown, + Will storm and swear, like any Lord in Town." + + But might I whisper in this Censor's ear, + I'd prove his observations too severe-- + And urge--"Translation to hit off with skill, + Is not the province of each common Quill; + But by improving what was writ before, + Tho' Genius may be less, our Judgment's more; + And whilst we paint with energy from Life, + The gallant Husband, or _more gallant Wife_, + With Tints from living Portraits from the Spot, + It matters not by whom related--or begot; + And thus, much surer shall we reach the Heart, + Than all the _lifeless_ pomp of _boasted_ Art." + As such, deny her not--at least the merit + Of giving _Gallic Froth_--true BRITISH SPIRIT. + + And as for you, ye Fair, how blooms the Cheek, + How sweet the Temper which those eyes bespeak? + No Midnight Oil has e'er destroy'd a Grace, + Or Gaming's Horrors found with you a place; + But Cupid lent you all those winning Arts, + Which at a glance--can warm the coldest Hearts. + + Check then with me these Censors as unjust, + Who form their judgments--_as they live_--on Trust. + Nor ever credit what they dare to say, + Unless with you they join, and like our Play. + + Use for a signal then--your Magic Fan, + And all the House will follow to a Man; + Or should there be a disaffected few-- + _A Counter Revolution_--rests with you. + + + + +TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE + +Contemporary spellings and hyphenation have been retained even where +inconsistent. Two obvious spelling errors were corrected (reception +for receptiou; demand for emand). + +A single misspelling of WILLFORD as WILLORD was corrected. + +In ACT 2, Scene 1, "then" was changed to "than" in Henry's sentence: + + I know no other way to shew my humility, than to accept your + present + +In ACT 3, Scene 1, "your" was changed to "you" in Sir George's sentence: + + Still an object I adore; but I now perceive you are one to my + ruin devoted. + +On two occasions where the same word appeared at the end of one line +and the beginning of the next, the superfluous word was deleted. They +were: + + ACT 2, Scene 1, Sir George: + + You were giving me an + an account, Bluntly (...) + + ACT 3, Scene 1, Sir George: + + Lucre, my dear Lucre, are not you amazed at + at what you see? + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Next Door Neighbours, by Elizabeth Inchbald + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS *** + +***** This file should be named 38759.txt or 38759.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/8/7/5/38759/ + +Produced by Delphine Lettau and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Canada Team at http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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