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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Next Door Neighbours + A Comedy in Three Acts + +Author: Elizabeth Inchbald + +Release Date: February 4, 2012 [EBook #38759] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS *** + + + + +Produced by Delphine Lettau and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Canada Team at http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + + + + + +</pre> + +<hr class="full" /> +<p> </p> +<h2>NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS;</h2> +<p> </p> +<div class="center"> +<p class="noindent"><i><span class="wide">A COMEDY</span></i>;<br /><br /> +<span class="small">I N</span><br /><br /> +<span class="wide">THREE ACTS.</span> +</p> +</div> +<p> </p> +<h6>FROM THE</h6> +<h5>French Dramas <i>L'Indigent</i> & <i>Le Dissipateur</i>.</h5> +<h6>AS PERFORMED AT THE</h6> +<h4><span class="wide">THEATRE-ROYAL, HAY-MARKET.</span></h4> + +<hr class="minimal" /> + +<h3>BY</h3> +<h2>MRS. INCHBALD.</h2> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> + +<h4><span class="wide">LONDON:</span></h4> +<h4><span class="smallcaps">Printed for G. G. J. and J. Robinson,</span><br /> +<span class="smallcaps">Pater-noster-Row.</span></h4> +<h5>M,DCC,XCI.</h5> +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> +<h3><i><span class="wide">PROLOGUE,</span></i></h3> + +<h4><span class="smallcaps">By T. VAUGHAN, Esq.</span></h4> + +<h5>SPOKEN BY MR. BANNISTER, JUN.</h5> + +<div class="center"> + <table style="margin: 0 auto" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="prologue"> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top"><span class="ind2"> </span>To <span class="smallcaps">Puff</span>, or not to Puff—that is the Question—<br /> +Puff by all means, say I, it helps digestion.<br /> +To prove my maxim true, pray read the Papers—<br /> +From <i>Quacks of State</i>, to those who cure the Vapours.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top"><span class="ind2"> </span>You'll find them, one and all, puff high their skill,<br /> +Tho' nine in ten, are oft'ner found to kill.—<br /> +Yet Puff's the word, which gives at least a name,<br /> +And oftener gains the <i>undeserving</i> Fame:<br /> +Or wherefore read we of <i>Lord Fanny's</i> Taste,<br /> +Of <i>me</i>—an Actor—<i>wonderfully chaste</i>!<br /> +And yet so squeamish is our Lady elf,<br /> +She'd rather die—than paragraph herself;<br /> +So fix'd on me—the <i>Prologue speaking Hack</i>,<br /> +To stop, with <i>Puff-direct</i>, the Critic Pack,</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Who yelp, and foaming, bark from morn to night,</td><td rowspan="3"><span class="bmouch">}</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top" >And when run hard—turn tail—then snap and bite;</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Putting the timid Hare-like-Bard to flight. </td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">To such, the best and only Puff to hit,</td><td rowspan="3"><span class="bmouch">}</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Is that which honest <span class="smallcaps">Candour</span> must admit, </td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">A Female Scribbler is an harmless Wit;</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">And who so harmless as our present Bard,<br /> +Claiming no greater or distinct reward,<br /> +Than what from free Translation is her due,<br /> +Which here in fullest trust she leaves to you:<br /> +With this remark—Who own their Debts with pride,<br /> +Are well entitled to the Credit Side.<br /> +And as for those with whom she makes so free<br /> +They'll ne'er complain of English Liberty;<br /> +But glory to behold their Tinsel shine,<br /> +Through the rich Bullion of the English Line.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top"><span class="ind2"> </span>Fear then avaunt! Trust to a <span class="smallcaps">British Jury</span>—<br /> +With them, an honest Verdict I'll ensure you:<br /> +Let Echo catch the sound—'Tis Pratte <sup><span class="small"><a href="#fn1">1</a><a name="fn1r" id="fn1r"></a></span></sup> enacts,<br /> +You're <i>Judges of the Law, as well as Facts</i>.<br /> +On this she rests her Cause, and hopes to find,<br /> +As Friends, and <i>Next Door Neighbours</i>, you'll be kind;<br /> +At least, this only punishment ensue,<br /> +<i>A Frown</i>—and that's severe enough, from you.<br /></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top"><span class="ind2"> </span><i>Thus puff'd</i>—I freely to the Court commit her,<br /> +Not doubting, as a Woman, you'll acquit her—<br /></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">And now join issue, Sirs, without delay—</td><td rowspan="3"><span class="bmouch">}</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Judging from <i>written Evidence</i> our Play,</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">And—<i>send her a good Deliverance</i>, I pray.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top" colspan="2"><p class="small"><a name="fn1" id="fn1"></a><a href="#fn1r">1</a> Vide, Earl <span class="smallcaps">Camden's</span> celebrated and Constitutional Speech and<br /> +Opinion on the subject of Libels.</p></td></tr> +</table> +</div> + +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> + +<h3><i>DRAMATIS PERSONÆ</i></h3> +<div class="center"> +<table class="sm" style="margin: 0 auto" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="cast"> +<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><i>MEN.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Sir George Splendorville<span class="ind1"> </span></td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Palmer</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. Manly</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Kemble</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. Blackman</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Baddeley</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. Lucre</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">R. Palmer</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Lord Hazard</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Evatt</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Willford</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Aickin</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Henry</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Palmer</span>, Jun.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Bluntly</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Bannister</span>, Jun.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><i>WOMEN.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Lady Caroline Seymour</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mrs. <span class="smallcaps">Brooks</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Lady Bridget Squander</td><td align="left" valign="top">Miss <span class="smallcaps">Heard</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Evans</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mrs. <span class="smallcaps">Edwards</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left" valign="top">Eleanor</td><td align="left" valign="top">Mrs. <span class="smallcaps">Kemble</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center" colspan="2">Other Ladies, Gentlemen, Servants, &c.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center" colspan="2">SCENE——<span class="smallcaps">London</span>.</td></tr> +</table> +</div> + +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> + +<h2>NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS.</h2> +<p> </p> +<div class="center"> +<p class="noindent"><i><span class="wide">A COMEDY.</span></i></p> +</div> + +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> + +<h2><span class="wide">ACT I.</span></h2> + +<div class="center"> +<p class="noindent">SCENE I. <i>An Antichamber at Sir</i> <span class="smallcaps">George<br /> +Splendorville'</span><i>s</i>, <i>adjoining a Ball-room</i>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>, <i>meeting a Servant in Livery</i>.<br /> +</p> +<p> </p> +<table style="margin: 0 auto" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="ACT 1"> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Come, come, is not every thing ready?<br /> +Is not the ball-room prepared yet? It is<br /> +past ten o'clock.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>We have only to fix up the new chandelier.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I'll have no new chandelier.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My master said the last ball he gave, the company<br /> +were in the dark.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And if you blind them with too much light,<br /> +they will be in the dark still.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The musicians, sir, wish for some wine.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What, before the ball begins? No, tell them<br /> +if they are tipsy at the end of it, it will be quite<br /> +soon enough.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You are always so cross, Mr. Bluntly, when<br /> +my master is going to have company.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Have not I a right to be cross? For while<br /> +the whole house is in good humour, if there was<br /> +not one person cross enough to take a little care,<br /> +every thing would be wasted and ruined through<br /> +extreme good temper. (<i>A man crosses the stage.</i>)<br /> +Here, you—Mister<span class="nowrap">——</span>Pray are you the person<br /> +who was sent with the chandelier?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SHOPMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then please to take it back again—We don't<br /> +want it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SHOPMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What is your objection to it, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It will cost too much.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SHOPMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Mr. Bluntly, all the trades-people are more<br /> +frightened at you than at your master.—Sir<br /> +George, Heaven bless him! never cares how<br /> +much a thing costs.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That is, because he never cares whether he<br /> +pays for it or not——but if he did, depend<br /> +upon it he would be very particular. Tradesmen<br /> +all wish to be paid for their ware, don't<br /> +they?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SHOPMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Certainly, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then why will they force so many unnecessary<br /> +things, and make so many extravagant<br /> +charges as to put all power of payment out of<br /> +the question?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Evans</span>:<span class="nowrap">——</span><i>The Tradesman goes off at the<br /> +opposite Door.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How do you do, Mrs. Evans? <span class="ind3">[<i>Sullenly.</i></span></p> +</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What makes you sigh, Mr. Bluntly?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What makes you smile?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>To see all the grand preparations for the ball<br /> +this evening. I anticipate the joy my lady will<br /> +take here, and I smile for <i>her</i>.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And I sigh for my master.—I foresee all the<br /> +bills that will be brought in, for this evening's<br /> +expence, and I anticipate the sorrow it will one<br /> +day be to <i>him</i>.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But consider, Mr. Bluntly, your master has<br /> +my lady's fortune to take.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, but I consider he has your lady to take<br /> +along with it; and I prophecy one will stick by<br /> +him some time after the other is gone.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>For shame.—My lady, I have no doubt, will<br /> +soon cure Sir George of his extravagance.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It will then be by taking away the means.—<br /> +Why, Lady Caroline is as extravagant as himself.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You are mistaken.—She never gives routs,<br /> +masquerades, balls, or entertainments of any<br /> +kind.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But she constantly goes to them whenever she<br /> +is invited.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That, I call but a slight imprudence.—She<br /> +has no wasteful indiscretions like Sir George.<br /> +For instance, she never makes a lavish present.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, but she <i>takes</i> a lavish present, as readily<br /> +as if she did.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And surely you cannot call that imprudence?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, I call it something worse.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then, although she loves gaming to distraction,<br /> +and plays deep, yet she never loses.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, but she always wins—and <i>that</i> I call<br /> +something worse.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>A loud rapping at the street-door.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Here's the company. Will you permit me,<br /> +Mr. Bluntly, to stand in one corner, and have a<br /> +peep at them?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If you please. (<i>Rapping again.</i>) What spirit<br /> +there is in that, Rat, tat, tat, tat.—And what<br /> +life, frolic, and joy, the whole house is going to<br /> +experience except myself. As for me, I am<br /> +ready to cry at the thoughts of it all.</p> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Here, the first of the company. I am sorry<br /> +for it. (<span class="smallcaps">Evans</span> <i>comes forward</i>.) Evans, what<br /> +has brought you hither?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I came, my lady, to see the preparations making<br /> +on <i>your</i> account—for it is upon your account<br /> +alone, that Sir George gives this grand <i>fête</i>.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why, I do flatter myself it is.—But where<br /> +is he? What is it o'clock?—It was impossible to<br /> +stay at the stupid opera.—How do I look? I<br /> +once did intend to wear those set of diamonds<br /> +Sir George presented me with the other morning<br /> +—but then, I reflected again, that if<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ah, my lady, what a charming thing to have<br /> +such a lover—Sir George prevents every wish—<br /> +he must make the best of husbands.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And yet my father wishes to break off the<br /> +marriage—he talks of his prodigality—and, certainly,<br /> +Sir George lives above his income.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But then, Madam, so does every body else.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But Sir George ought undoubtedly to change<br /> +his conduct, and not be thus continually giving<br /> +balls and entertainments—and inviting to his<br /> +table acquaintance, that not only come to devour<br /> +his dinners and suppers, but him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">EVANS.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And there are people malicious enough to<br /> +call your ladyship one of his devourers too.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>As a treaty of marriage is so nearly concluded<br /> +between us, I think, Mrs. Evans, I am at liberty<br /> +to visit Sir George, or to receive his presents, without<br /> +having my character, or my delicacy called<br /> +in question. (<i>A loud rapping.</i>) The company<br /> +are coming: is it not strange he is not here to<br /> +receive them.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Evans</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter two Ladies and a Gentleman, who curtsy and<br /> +bow to</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline.—Sir George</span> <i>enters<br /> +at the opposite door, magnificently dressed</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ladies, I entreat your pardon; dear Lady<br /> +Caroline excuse me. I have been in the country<br /> +all the morning, and have had scarce time to<br /> +return to town and dress for your <ins title="original has receptiou">reception</ins>.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Another rapping.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Mr. Lucre, Lord Hazard, Lady<br /> +Bridget Squander,</span> &c.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dear Lucre, I am glad to see you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My dear Sir George, I had above ten engagements<br /> +this evening, but they all gave place to<br /> +your invitation.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Thank you.—My dear Lady Bridget—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY BRIDGET.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It is impossible to resist an invitation from the<br /> +most polished man alive. (<i>Sir</i> <span class="smallcaps">George</span> <i>bows</i>.)<br /> +What a superb dress! (<i>in his hearing, as he turns<br /> +away</i>) and what an elegant deportment.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>After speaking apart with</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, I am not in a state to take any part at<br /> +Pharo—I am ruin'd.—Would you believe it<br /> +Sir George, I am not worth a farthing in the<br /> +world.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, I believed it long ago.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Now we are on that subject—could you lend<br /> +me a hundred pounds?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Taking out his pocket-book.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have about me, only this bill for two hundred.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That will do as well—I am not circumstantial.<br /> +(<i>Takes it.</i>) And my dear Sir George command<br /> +my purse at any time—all it contains, will ever<br /> +be at your service.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I thank you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nay, though I have no money of my own,<br /> +yet you know I can always raise friends—and by<br /> +heaven! my dear Sir George, I often wish to see<br /> +you reduced to my circumstances, merely to<br /> +prove how much I could, and <i>would</i>, do to serve<br /> +you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I sincerely thank you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And one can better ask a favour for one's<br /> +friend than for one's-self, you know: for<br /> +when one wants to borrow money on one's own<br /> +account, there are so many little delicacies to<br /> +get the better of—such as I felt just now.—I was<br /> +as pale as death, I dare say, when I asked you<br /> +for this money—did not you perceive I was?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I can't say I did.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But you must have observed I hesitated, and<br /> +looked very foolish.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I thought for my part, that I looked as foolish.<br /> +—But I hope I did not hesitate.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nor ever will, when a friend applys to you,<br /> +I'll answer for it—Nor ever shall a friend hesitate<br /> +when you apply.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LORD HAZARD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>aside</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The obligations I am under to you for extricating<br /> +me from that dangerous business—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Never name it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LORD HAZARD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Not only name it, Sir George, but shortly I<br /> +hope to return the kindness; and, if I do but<br /> +live<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>To the company.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Permit me to conduct you to the next apartment.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Most willingly, Sir George. I was the first<br /> +who arrived; which proves my eagerness to<br /> +dance.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Aside to her.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But let me hope, passion for dancing was not<br /> +the only one, that caused your impatience.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>As the company move towards the ball-room</i>,<br /> +Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Lucre</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lord Hazard</span> <i>come<br /> +forward</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! there never was such a man in the world<br /> +as the master of this house; there never was<br /> +such a friendly, generous, noble heart; he has<br /> +the best heart in the world, and the best taste<br /> +in dress.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>The company Exeunt, and the music is heard<br /> +to begin.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p class="revind">SCENE II. <i>An Apartment, which denotes<br /> +the Poverty of the Inhabitants.</i> <span class="smallcaps">Henry</span><br /> +<i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span> <i>discovered</i>.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It is very late and very cold too, brother;<br /> +and yet we have neither of us heart to bid each<br /> +other good night.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No—beds were made for rest.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And that noise of carriages and link-boys at<br /> +Sir George Splendorville's, next door, would keep<br /> +us awake, if our sorrows did not.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The poor have still more to complain of,<br /> +when chance throws them thus near the rich,—it<br /> +forces upon their minds a comparison might<br /> +drive them to despair, if—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>—If they should not have good sense enough<br /> +to reflect, that all this bustle and show of pleasure,<br /> +may fall very short of happiness; as all the<br /> +distress <i>we</i> feel, has not yet, thank Heaven, reached<br /> +to misery.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What do you call it then?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A trial; sent to make us patient.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It may make you so, but cannot me. Good<br /> +morning to you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nay, it is night yet. Where are you going?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I don't know.—To take a walk.—The streets<br /> +are not more uncomfortable than this place, and<br /> +scarcely colder.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh, my dear brother! I cannot express half<br /> +the uneasiness I feel when you part from me,<br /> +though but for the shortest space.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Because I know your temper; you are impatient<br /> +under adversity; you rashly think providence<br /> +is unkind; and you would snatch those<br /> +favours, which are only valuable when bestowed.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What do you mean?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nay, do not be angry; but every time you<br /> +go out into this tempting town, where superfluous<br /> +riches continually meet the eye of the poor,<br /> +I tremble lest you should forfeit your honesty<br /> +for that, which Heaven decreed should not belong<br /> +to you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And if I did, you would despise and desert<br /> +me?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No: not desert you; for I am convinced you<br /> +would only take, to bring to me; but this is to<br /> +assure you, I do not want for any thing.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Not want?—Nor does my father?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Scarcely, while we visit him. Every time he<br /> +sees us we make him happy; but he would never<br /> +behold us again if we behaved unworthy of him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What! banish us from a prison?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And although it is a prison, you could not<br /> +be happy under such a restriction.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Happy!—When was I happy last?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yesterday, when your father thanked you for<br /> +your kindness to him. Did we not all three<br /> +weep with affection for each other? and was<br /> +not that happiness?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It was—nor will I give up such satisfaction,<br /> +for any enticement that can offer.——Be contented,<br /> +Eleanor,—for your sake and my father's,<br /> +I will be honest.—Nay, more,—I will be scrupulously<br /> +proud—and that line of conduct which<br /> +my own honour could not force me to follow,<br /> +my love to <i>you</i> and <i>him</i>, shall compel me to.—<br /> +When, through necessity, I am tempted to<br /> +plunder, your blushes and my father's anguish<br /> +shall hold my hand.—And when I am urged<br /> +through impatience, to take away my own life,<br /> +your lingering death and his, shall check the<br /> +horrid suggestion, and I will live for you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then do not ever trust yourself away, at least<br /> +from one of us.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span><br /></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dear sister! do you imagine that your power<br /> +is less when separated from me? Do you suppose<br /> +I think less frequently on my father and<br /> +his dismal prison, because we are not always<br /> +together? Oh! no! he comes even more forcibly<br /> +to my thoughts in his absence—and then,<br /> +more bitterly do I feel his misery, than while<br /> +the patient old man, before my eyes, talks to<br /> +me of his consolations; his internal comforts<br /> +from a conscience pure, a mind without malice,<br /> +and a heart, where every virtue occupy a place.—<br /> +Therefore, do not fear that I shall forget either<br /> +him or you, though I might possibly forget myself.</p> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If before him I am cheerful, yet to myself I<br /> +must complain. [<i>Weeps</i>] And that sound of<br /> +festivity at the house adjoining is insupportable!<br /> +especially when I reflect that a very small portion<br /> +of what will be wasted there only this one<br /> +night, would be sufficient to give my dear father<br /> +liberty.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>[<i>A rapping at the door of her chamber, on the<br /> +opposite entrance.</i>]</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Who's there?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Open the door. <span class="ind3">[<i>Without.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The voice of our landlord. [<i>Goes to the door.</i><br /> +Is it you, Mr. Blackman?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, open the door. <span class="ind3">[<i>Rapping louder.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center">[<i>She opens it:</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span> <i>enters, followed<br /> +by</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.]</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What a time have you made me wait!—And<br /> +in the name of wonder, why do you lock your<br /> +door? Have you any thing to lose? Have not<br /> +you already sold all the furniture you brought<br /> +hither? And are you afraid of being stolen<br /> +yourself?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span> <i>retires to the back of the Stage</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Is this the chamber?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, Sir, yes, Mr. Bluntly, this is it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span> <i>assumes a very different tone of<br /> +voice in speaking to</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>;<br /> +<i>to the one he is all submissive humility,<br /> +to the other all harshness.</i>]</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>This! <span class="ind3">[<i>Contemptuously.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why yes, sir,—this is the only place I have<br /> +left in my own house, since your master has been<br /> +pleased to occupy that next door, while his own<br /> +magnificent one has been repairing.—Lock yourself<br /> +up, indeed! (<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.)—You<br /> +have been continually asking me for more rooms,<br /> +Mr. Bluntly, and have not I made near half a<br /> +dozen doors already from one house to the<br /> +other, on purpose to accommodate your good<br /> +family.—Upon my honour, I have not now a<br /> +single chamber but what I have let to these<br /> +lodgers, and what I have absolute occasion for<br /> +myself.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And if you do put yourself to a little inconvenience,<br /> +Mr. Blackman, surely my master—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your master, Mr. Bluntly, is a very good man<br /> +—a very generous man—and I hope at least he has<br /> +found me a very lucky one; for good luck is all<br /> +the recommendation which I, in my humble<br /> +station, aspire to—and since I have been Sir<br /> +George's attorney, I have gained him no less than<br /> +two law-suits.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I know it. I know also that you have lost<br /> +him four.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>We'll drop the subject.—And in regard to<br /> +this room, sir, it does not suit, you say?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, for I feel the cold wind blow through<br /> +every crevice.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But suppose I was to have it put a little into<br /> +repair? That window, for instance, shall have<br /> +a pane or two of glass put in; the cracks of<br /> +the door shall be stopt up; and then every thing<br /> +will have a very different appearance.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And why has not this been done before?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Would you have me be laying out my money,<br /> +while I only let the place at a paltry price, to<br /> +people who I am obliged to threaten to turn into<br /> +the streets every quarter, before I can get my<br /> +rent from them?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Is that the situation of your lodgers at present?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes.—But they made a better appearance<br /> +when they first came, or I had not taken such<br /> +persons to live thus near to your master.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That girl (<i>looking at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>) seems very<br /> +pretty—and I dare say my master would not care<br /> +if he was nearer to her.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Pshaw, pshaw—she is a poor creature—she is<br /> +in great distress. She is misery itself.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I feel quite charmed with misery.—Who belongs<br /> +to her?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A young man who says he is her brother—<br /> +very likely he is not—but that I should not enquire<br /> +about, if they could pay my rent. If<br /> +people will pay me, I don't care what they are.<br /> +(<i>Addressing himself to</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>) I desire you<br /> +will tell your brother when he comes in, that I<br /> +have occasion for the money which will be due<br /> +to me to-morrow—and if I don't receive it before<br /> +to-morrow night, he must seek some other<br /> +habitation.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Hush, Mr. Blackman—if you speak so loud,<br /> +you will have our company in the next house<br /> +hear you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And if they did, do you think it would spoil<br /> +their dancing? No, Mr. Bluntly.—And in that<br /> +respect, I am a person of fashion.—I never suffer<br /> +any distress to interfere with my enjoyments.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Coming to him.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dear sir, have but patience a little while<br /> +longer.—Indeed, I hope you will lose nothing.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I <i>won't</i> lose any thing. <span class="ind3">[<i>Going.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Following him.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir, I would speak a single word to you, if<br /> +you will be so good as to hear me?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ay, stay and hear her.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But I wish to speak to him by ourselves.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then I'll withdraw.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What have you to say? <span class="ind3">[<i>In anger.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Hear her, Mr. Blackman—or may none of<br /> +her sex ever listen to you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If it is only to entreat me to let you continue<br /> +here, I am gone in an instant.——Come, speak<br /> +quickly, for I have no time to lose.—Come,<br /> +speak, speak.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But are you resolved to have no pity? You<br /> +know in what a helpless situation we are—and<br /> +the deplorable state of my poor father.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Weeping.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ay, I thought what you had to say—farewel,<br /> +farewel.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Laying hold of him.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! do not plunge us into more distress<br /> +than we can bear; but open your heart to compassion.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I can't——'tis a thing I never did in my life.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going, he meets</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>, <i>who stops him</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Well, have you granted her request?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I would do a great deal to oblige you, Mr.<br /> +Bluntly—and if you will only give your word<br /> +for the trifle of rent owing, why, I am not so<br /> +hard-hearted but I will suffer her to stay.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Well, well,—I will give my word.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But remember, it is not to be put down to<br /> +your master's account, but to your own.—I am<br /> +not to give credit.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nor am I to lay my brother under an obligation<br /> +of this nature. (<i>To</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>) I thank you<br /> +for your offer, sir, but I cannot accept it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>In extreme anger.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What do you mean by that?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Perhaps she is right.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My brother would resent my acceptance of a<br /> +favour from a stranger.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your brother resent! A poor man resent!<br /> +Did you ever hear of any body's regarding a<br /> +poor man's resentment?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No—nor a poor woman's prayers.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, I will regard your prayers, if you will<br /> +suffer this gentleman to be your friend.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Any acquaintance of your's, Mr. Blackman,<br /> +I must distrust.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Do you hear with what contempt she treats<br /> +us both?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But perhaps she is right—at least, in treating<br /> +one of us so, I am sure she is—and I will forgive<br /> +her wronging the one, for the sake of her doing<br /> +justice to the other.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Henry</span>: <i>he starts at seeing</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span><br /> +<i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Who are these?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>"Who are these?" Did you ever hear such<br /> +impertinence? (<i>Going up to him</i>) Pray who are<br /> +you, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am a man.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes—but I am a lawyer.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Whatever you are, this apartment is mine,<br /> +not your's—and I desire you to leave it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But to-morrow it will be mine, and then I<br /> +shall desire <i>you</i> to leave it, and force you to<br /> +leave it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Eleanor, retire to the other chamber; I am<br /> +sorry I left you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Leads her off.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And I am sorry that I and my friend should<br /> +come here to be affronted.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Mr. Blackman, I won't be called names.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Names, sir! What names did I call you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Did not you call me your friend? I assure<br /> +you, sir, I am not used to be called names.<br /> +I am but a servant whose character is every<br /> +thing—and I'll let you know that I am <i>not</i> your<br /> +friend.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why, you blockhead, does not your master<br /> +call himself my friend?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, my master is a great man, and he can<br /> +get a place without a character,—but if I lose<br /> +mine, I am ruined; therefore take care how you<br /> +miscal me for the future, for I assure you I<br /> +won't bear it. I am not your friend, and you<br /> +shall find I am not.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit (in great anger)</i>, <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span> <i>following</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="small">END OF THE FIRST ACT.</span></td></tr> +</table> +</div> +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> +<h2><span class="wide">ACT II.</span></h2> + +<div class="center"> +<p class="noindent">SCENE I. <i>An Apartment at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George<br /> +Splendorville's</span>.<br /> +<br /> +<i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span>, <i>followed by</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.<br /> +</p> +<p> </p> +<table style="margin: 0 auto" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="ACT 2"> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What's o'clock? <span class="ind3">[<i>Rubbing his eyes.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Just noon, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why was I waked so early?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You were not waked, sir—You rung.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then it was in my sleep—and could not you<br /> +suppose so?——After going to bed at five, to<br /> +make me rise at noon! (<i>in a violent passion</i>) What<br /> +am I to do with myself, sir, till it is time to go<br /> +out for the evening?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You have company to dinner you know, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, it is to supper—and what am I to do with<br /> +myself till that time?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Company again to supper, Sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, and the self-same company I had last<br /> +night—I invited them upon Lady Caroline's <br /> +account—to give her an opportunity of revenge,<br /> +for the money she lost here yesterday evening—<br /> +and I am all weariness—I am all lassitude and<br /> +fretfulness till the time arrives.—But now I call<br /> +to mind, I have an affair that may engage my<br /> +attention a few hours. You were giving me <ins title="original has an an">an</ins><br /> +account, Bluntly, of that beautiful girl I saw<br /> +enter at Blackman's?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir, I saw her late last night in Mr.<br /> +Blackman's house—she lodges there.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Indeed? In Blackman's house? I am glad to<br /> +hear it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And he has assured me, sir, that she and her<br /> +family are in the greatest poverty imaginable.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am glad to hear it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>They have been it seems above a twelvemonth<br /> +in London, in search of some rich relations; but<br /> +instead of meeting with them, the father was<br /> +seen and remembered by an old creditor who<br /> +has thrown him into prison.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am very glad to hear it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But the young woman, Sir, has been so short<br /> +a time in town, she has, seemingly, a great deal<br /> +of modesty and virtue.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And I am very glad to hear of that too—<br /> +I like her the better—you know I do—for I am<br /> +weary of that ready compliance I meet with<br /> +from the sex.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But if I might presume to advise, sir—as you<br /> +are so soon to be married to her ladyship, whom<br /> +you love with sincere affection, you should give<br /> +up this pursuit.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And I <i>shall</i> give it up, Bluntly, before my<br /> +marriage takes place—for, short as that time may<br /> +be, I expect this passion will be over and forgotten,<br /> +long before the interval has passed away.—<br /> +But that brother you were mentioning<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have some reason to think, that with all his<br /> +poverty, he has a notion of honour.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Laughing.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! I have often tried the effect of a purse of<br /> +gold with people of honour.—Have you desired<br /> +them to be sent for as I ordered.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have, Sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>See if they are come. [<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.] Ah!<br /> +my dear Lady Caroline, it is you, and only you,<br /> +whom I love with a sincere passion! but in waiting<br /> +this long expected event of our marriage,<br /> +permit me to indulge some less exalted<br /> +wishes.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Are they come?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The young man is in the anti-chamber, sir,<br /> +but his sister is not with him. (<i>Speaking to</i><br /> +<span class="smallcaps">Henry</span> <i>who is without</i>) Please to walk this way<br /> +—my master desires to see you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, no, no—I do not desire to see him, if<br /> +his sister is not there.—Zounds you scoundrel<br /> +what did you call him in for?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Henry</span>, <i>and bows</i>.<br /><br /> +[<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>looks at him with a careless familiarity</i>—<br /> +<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>leaves the room</i>.] +</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Young man, I am told you are very poor—<br /> +you may have heard that I am very rich—and I<br /> +suppose you are acquainted with the extensive<br /> +meaning of the word—generosity.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>[<i>After an hesitation.</i>] Perhaps not, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The meaning of it, as I comprehend, is, for<br /> +the rich to give to the poor.—Have you any<br /> +thing to ask of me in which I can serve you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your proposal is so general, I am at a loss<br /> +what to answer—but you are no doubt acquainted<br /> +with the extensive meaning of the word, <i>pride</i>,—<br /> +and that will apologize for the seeming indifference<br /> +with which I receive your offer.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your pride seems extensive indeed.—I heard<br /> +your father was in prison, and I pitied him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Did you, Sir?—Did you pity my father:—<br /> +I beg your pardon—if I have said any thing to<br /> +offend you pray forgive it—nor let my rudeness<br /> +turn your companion away from him, to any<br /> +other object.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Would a small sum release him from confinement?<br /> +Would about a hundred pounds<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have no doubt but it would.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then take that note.——Be not surprised—<br /> +I mean to dispose of a thousand guineas this way,<br /> +instead of fitting up a theatre in my own house.—<br /> +That (<i>giving him the note</i>) is a mere trifle; my<br /> +box at the opera, or my dinner; I mean to dine<br /> +alone to morrow, instead of inviting company.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George, I spoke so rudely to you at first,<br /> +that I know no other way to shew my humility,<br /> +<ins title="original has then">than</ins> to accept your present without reluctance.—<br /> +I do therefore, as the gift of benevolence,<br /> +not as the insult of better fortune.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You have a brother, have not you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, Sir—and only one sister.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A sister is it? well, let me see your father and<br /> +your brother—your sister I mean—did not you<br /> +say?—you said a sister, did not you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, Sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Well, let me see your father and her; they<br /> +will rejoice at their good fortune I imagine, and<br /> +I wish to be a witness of their joy.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I will this moment go to our lawyer, extricate<br /> +my father, and we will all return and make you<br /> +the spectator of the happiness you have bestowed.</p> +<p>Forgive my eagerness to disclose your bounty,<br /> +sir, if, before I have said half I feel, I fly to<br /> +reveal it to my father; to whom I can more powerfully<br /> +express my sensations—than in your presence.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That bait has taken—and now, if the sister<br /> +will only be as grateful.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dear sir, what can you have said to the young<br /> +man? I never saw a person so much affected!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>In what manner?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The tears ran down his cheeks as he passed<br /> +along, and he held something in his hand which<br /> +he pressed to his lips, and then to his heart,<br /> +as if it was a treasure.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It is a treasure, Bluntly—a hundred Guineas.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But for which, I believe, you expect a greater<br /> +treasure in return.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dost think so Bluntly?—dost think the girl is<br /> +worth a hundred pounds?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If she refuses, she is worth a thousand—but if<br /> +she complies, you have thrown away your money.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Just the reverse.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But I hope, sir, you do not mean to throw<br /> +away any more thus—for although this sum, by<br /> +way of charity, may be well applied, yet indeed,<br /> +sir, I know some of your creditors as much in<br /> +want as this poor family.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How!—You are in pay by some of my creditors<br /> +I suppose?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, Sir, you must pay them, before they can<br /> +pay any body.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You are impertinent—leave the room instantly,<br /> +and go in search of this sister; now, while<br /> +the son is gone to release his father.—Tell her,<br /> +her brother is here, and bring her hither immediately.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But, sir, if you will only give me leave to<br /> +speak one word—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Do, speak; [<i>Goes to the chimney-piece and takes<br /> +down a pistol</i>] only speak a single syllable, and<br /> +I'll send a ball instantly through your head.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am dumb, Sir—I don't speak indeed, Sir—<br /> +upon my life I don't. I wish I may die if I +speak a word.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Go on the errand I told you; and if you dare<br /> +to return without the girl this is your fate.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Holding up the pistol.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left">Yes, Sir.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Laying the pistol on the table.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Impertinent puppy; to ruffle the temper of a<br /> +man of fashion with hints of prudence and morality,<br /> +and paying his debts—all this from a servant<br /> +too. The insolent, chattering<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>May I speak now, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What have you to say?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Mr. Blackman, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Bid him come in.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span>. <i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Good morning, Mr. Blackman; come, sit<br /> +down.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Bowing respectfully.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am glad, Sir George, I have found you<br /> +alone, for I come to speak to you on important<br /> +business.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Business!<span class="nowrap">——</span>no—not now if you please.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But I must, sir—I have been here ten times<br /> +before, and have been put off, but now you<br /> +must hear what I have to say.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Don't be long then—don't be tedious, Mr.<br /> +Blackman—for I expect a, a—in short, I expect<br /> +a pretty woman.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>When she comes, I will go.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Very well, speak quickly then. What have<br /> +you to say?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I come to speak upon the subject of your father's<br /> +will; by which you know, you run the<br /> +hazard of losing great part of what he left behind.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But what am I to do?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>There is no time to be lost. Consider, that<br /> +Mr. Manly, the lawyer, whom your father employed,<br /> +is a man who pretends to a great deal<br /> +of morality; and it was he who, when your father<br /> +found himself dying, alarmed his conscience,<br /> +and persuaded him to make this Will in favour<br /> +of a second person. Now, I think that you and<br /> +I both together, ought to have a meeting with<br /> +this conscientious lawyer.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But I should imagine, Mr. Blackman, that if<br /> +he is really a conscientious man, you and he will<br /> +not be upon good terms.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! people of our avocation differ in respect<br /> +to conscience. Puzzle, confound, and abuse<br /> +each other, and yet are upon good terms.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But I fear<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Fear nothing.—There are a vast number of<br /> +resources in our art.—It is so spacious, and yet<br /> +so confined—so sublime, and yet so profound—<br /> +so distinct, and yet so complicated—that if ever<br /> +this person with whom your fortune is divided<br /> +should be found, I know how to envelope her<br /> +in a labyrinth, where she shall be lost again in<br /> +a hurry.<span class="nowrap">——</span>But your father's lawyer being a<br /> +very honest—I mean a very particular man in<br /> +his profession,—I have reason to fear we cannot<br /> +gain him over to our purpose.—If, therefore,—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My visitor is come, as I told you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Rising.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And I am gone, as I told you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Aside.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My lodger! ah! ah! (<i>To her in a whisper</i>)<br /> +You may stay another quarter.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>To</i> Eleanor) I am glad to see you.—Bluntly—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Makes a sign to him to leave the room.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>waves his hand and nods<br /> +his head a second time</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir?<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Still affecting not to understand him.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I bid you go. <span class="ind3">[<i>Angrily.</i></span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You bid me go, sir?—Oh yes, sir.—Very<br /> +well, sir.—But indeed, sir, I did not hear you<br /> +before, sir.—Indeed I did not.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Bows, and exit with reluctance,<br /> +which</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span> <i>observes</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Pardon me, sir.—I understood my brother<br /> +was here, but I find he is not.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>He is but this instant gone, and will return<br /> +immediately.—Stay then with me till he comes.<br /> +(<i>Takes her hand.</i>) Surely you cannot refuse to<br /> +remain with me a few moments; especially as I<br /> +have a great deal to say to you that may tend<br /> +to your advantage.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why do you cast your eyes with such impatience<br /> +on that door? (<i>Goes and locks it.</i>)<br /> +There, now you may look at it in vain.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>For heaven sake, why am I locked in?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Because you should not escape.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That makes me resolve I will—Open the<br /> +door, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going to it.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nay, listen to me. Your sentiments, I make<br /> +no doubt, are formed from books.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, from misfortunes—yet more instructive.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You shall never know misfortune more—you,<br /> +nor your relations.—But this moment I presented<br /> +your brother with a sum of money, and he left<br /> +me with professions of the deepest gratitude.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My brother!—Has he received money from<br /> +you? Ah! he promised me he'd not disgrace<br /> +his family.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How! Family, indeed!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I cannot remain here a moment longer. Open<br /> +the door, sir—open it immediately.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Raising her voice.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Without.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir, sir, sir,—open the door, if you please—<br /> +you are wanted, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>S'death! who can want me in such haste?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Opens the door, and appears confounded.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Well, sir!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p><span class="nowrap">——</span>Did you call, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It was <i>you</i> who called, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Who, I, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir, you—Who wants me?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Perhaps it was <i>you</i> that called, Ma'am.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>It <i>was</i> I that called: and pray be so kind as<br /> +to conduct me to my own lodgings.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>offers her his hand</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dare not to touch her—or to stay another<br /> +moment in the room.—Begone.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>looks at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span> <i>aside, and<br /> +points to the pistol; then bows humbly, and<br /> +retires</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And now, my fair Lucretia<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>He is going to seize her—she takes up<br /> +the pistol and presents it.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, it's not <i>myself</i> I'll kill—'Tis you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Starting.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nay, nay, nay, lay it down.—Lay that foolish<br /> +thing down; I beg you will. (<i>Trembling.</i>) It<br /> +is charged—it may go off.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I mean it to go off.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But no jesting—I never liked jesting in my<br /> +life.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nor I—but am always serious.—Dare not,<br /> +therefore, insult me again, but let me go to my<br /> +wretched apartments.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Passes by him, presenting the pistol.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Go to the<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>She turns short at the door, and presents it again.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What would you do?—Here Bluntly! Bluntly!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Did you call or no, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir, I did call now. (<i>In a threatening<br /> +accent.</i>) Don't you think you have behaved very<br /> +well this morning?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir, I think I have.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am not joking.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nor am I, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And do not you think I should behave very<br /> +well, if I was to discharge you my service?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>As well as can be expected, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why did you break in upon me just now?<br /> +Did you think I was going to murder the girl?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, sir, I suspected neither love nor murder.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What then did you suspect?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why, sir, if I may make bold to speak—I<br /> +was afraid the poor girl might be robbed: and<br /> +of all she is worth in the world.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Blockhead! I suppose you mean her virtue?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Smiling with contempt.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why, to say the truth, sir, virtue is a currency<br /> +that grows scarce in the world now-a-days—<br /> +and some men are so much in need of it, that<br /> +they think nothing of stopping a harmless female<br /> +passenger in her road through life, and plundering<br /> +her of it without remorse, though its loss, embitters<br /> +every hour she must afterwards pass in her<br /> +journey.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Henry</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George, my father, liberated from prison<br /> +by your bounty, is come gratefully to offer<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Holding her father by the hand, to prevent his<br /> +going forward.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh, my father! whither are you going? Turn<br /> +back—turn back.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>To his father.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>This is your benefactor—the man whose benevolence<br /> +has put an end to your sufferings.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span> <i>bursts into tears and retires up the stage</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How, sir, can I ever repay what I owe to you?<br /> +—or how describe those emotions, which your<br /> +goodness at this moment makes me feel?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>In confusion.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Very well—very well—'tis all very well.<br /> +(<i>Aside</i>) I wish it was.—(<i>To him</i>) I am glad I<br /> +have been of service to you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide"><ins title="original has WILLORD">WILLFORD</ins>.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You have been like mercy to us all. My<br /> +daughter's gratitude overflows in tears.—But why,<br /> +my child, do you keep apart from us? Can you<br /> +be too timid to confess your obligation?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Let her alone—let her indulge her humour.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Speak, Eleanor.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, I had rather she would be silent.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You offend me by this obstinacy.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>and taking his hand</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh, my father!—Oh! I cannot——I cannot<br /> +speak.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Wherefore?—Explain this moment, what<br /> +agitates you thus.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You must return to confinement again.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The money that has set you free, was given<br /> +for the basest purposes—and by a man as far beneath<br /> +you in principle, as you are beneath him<br /> +in fortune. Disdain the obligation—and come<br /> +my father, return to prison.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes.—And with more joy than I left it. (<i>To</i><br /> +<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span>) Joy, in my daughter's virtuous<br /> +contempt of thee. (<i>To his children</i>) Leave the<br /> +house instantly.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Henry</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Addressing himself to</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your present is but deposited in a lawyer's<br /> +hands, whose word gained me my liberty—<br /> +he shall immediately return it to you, while I return<br /> +to imprisonment.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If the money is in a lawyer's hands, my good<br /> +friend, it may be some time before you get it<br /> +returned.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Stay, Sir George—(<i>he returns</i>) And look me<br /> +in the face while you insult me. (<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span><br /> +<i>looks on the floor</i>.) You cannot.—I therefore triumph,<br /> +while you stand before me abashed like<br /> +a culprit.—Yet be assured, unthinking, dissipated<br /> +man, that with all your insolence and<br /> +cruelty towards me and mine, I have still the<br /> +charity to rejoice, even for your sake, at seeing<br /> +you thus confounded. This shame is at least one<br /> +trait in your favour; and while it revenges my<br /> +wrongs, gives me joy to find, you are not a<br /> +<i>hardened</i> libertine.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exeunt.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="small">END OF THE SECOND ACT.</span></td></tr> +</table> +</div> +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> +<h2><span class="wide">ACT III.</span></h2> + +<div class="center"> +<p class="noindent">SCENE I. <i>The apartment at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George<br /> +Splendorville's</span>, <i>where the night has<br /> +been passed at play—Several card-tables<br /> +with company playing</i>—<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>and</i><br /> +<span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline</span> <i>at the same table</i>. <span class="smallcaps">Sir<br /> +George</span> <i>rises furiously</i>.</p> +<p> </p> +<table style="margin: 0 auto" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="ACT 3"> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Never was the whole train of misfortunes<br /> +so united to undo a man, as this night to<br /> +ruin me. The most obstinate round of ill<br /> +luck<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Waking from a sleep.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What is all that? You have lost a great deal<br /> +of money, I suppose?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Every guinea I had about me, and fifteen<br /> +thousand besides, for which I have given my<br /> +word.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Fifteen thousand guineas! and I have not<br /> +won one of them.—Oh, confusion upon every<br /> +thing that has prevented me.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline</span> <i>aside</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Lady Caroline, you are the sole person who<br /> +has profited by my loss.—Prove to me that your<br /> +design was not to ruin me; to sink me into the<br /> +abyss of misfortune,—prove to me, you love me<br /> +in return for all my tender love to you. And<br /> +(<i>taking up the cards</i>) give me my revenge in one<br /> +single cut.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If this is the proof you require, I consent.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Thank you.—And it is for double or quit.—<br /> +Thank you.</p> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>She shuffles and cuts.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ay, it will be mine—thank you.—I shall be<br /> +the winner—thank you. (<i>He cuts—then tears the<br /> +cards and throws them on the floor.</i>) Destraction!—<br /> +Furies of the blackest kind conspire against<br /> +me, and all their serpents are in my heart.—<br /> +Cruel, yet beloved woman! Could you thus<br /> +abuse and take advantage of the madness of my<br /> +situation?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your misfortunes, my dear Sir George—make<br /> +you blind.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Taking her again aside.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, they have rather opened my eyes, and<br /> +have shown me what you are.—Still an object I<br /> +adore; but I now perceive <ins title="original has your">you</ins> are one to my<br /> +ruin devoted.—If any other intention had directed<br /> +you, would you have thus decoyed me<br /> +to my folly?—You know my proneness to play,<br /> +your own likelihood of success, and have palpably<br /> +allured me to my destruction. Ungrateful<br /> +woman, you never loved me, but taught me to<br /> +believe so, in order to partake of my<br /> +prodigality.—Do not be suspicious, madam; the debt<br /> +shall be discharged within a week.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>With the utmost indifference.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That will do, sir—I depend upon your word;<br /> +and that will do.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit curtsying.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ungrateful—cruel—she is gone without giving<br /> +me one hope.—She even insults—despises<br /> +me.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Coming forward.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Indeed, my dear friend, I compassionate your<br /> +ill luck most feelingly; and yet I am nearly as<br /> +great an object of compassion on this occasion as<br /> +yourself; for I have not won a single guinea of<br /> +all your losses: if I had, why I could have borne<br /> +your misfortune with some sort of patience.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY BRIDGET.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My dear Sir George, your situation affects me<br /> +so extremely, I cannot stay a moment longer in<br /> +your presence. [<i>Goes to the door, and returns.</i>]<br /> +But you may depend upon my prayers.</p> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LORD HAZARD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George, if I had any consolation to offer,<br /> +it should be at your service—but you know—you<br /> +are convinced—I have merely a sufficiency<br /> +of consolation—that is, of friends and of money<br /> +to support myself in the rank of life I hold in the<br /> +world. For without that—without that rank—<br /> +I sincerely wish you a good morning.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lord Hazard</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Good morning.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>The company by degrees all steal out of the room,<br /> +except</i> Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Lucre</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Looking around.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Where are all my guests?—the greatest part<br /> +gone without a word in condolence, and the rest<br /> +torturing me with insulting wishes. Here! behold!<br /> +here is the sole reliance which I have prepared<br /> +for the hour of misfortune; and what is it?<br /> +—words—compliments—desertion—and<br /> +from those, whose ingratitude makes their neglect still<br /> +more poignant. [<i>Turns and perceives</i> Mr. <span class="smallcaps">Lucre</span>.]<br /> +Lucre, my dear Lucre, are not you amazed <ins title="original has at at">at</ins><br /> +what you see?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, not at all—'tis the way of the world—<br /> +we caress our acquaintances whilst they are happy<br /> +and in power, but if they fall into misfortune,<br /> +we think we do enough if we have the good nature<br /> +to pity them.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And are you, one of these friends?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am like the rest of the world.—I was in the<br /> +number of your flatterers; but at present you<br /> +have none—for you may already perceive, we are<br /> +grown sincere.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But have not you a thousand times desired me,<br /> +in any distress, to prove you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And you do prove me now, do you not?—<br /> +Heaven bless you. [<i>Shaking hands with him</i>] I<br /> +shall always have a regard for you—but for any<br /> +thing farther—I scorn professions which I do not<br /> +mean to keep.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Nay, but Lucre! consider the anguish in<br /> +which you leave me!—consider, that to be forsaken<br /> +by my friends is more affecting than the<br /> +loss of all my fortune. Though you have nothing<br /> +else to give me, yet give me your company.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. LUCRE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My dear friend I <i>cannot</i>. Reflect that I am<br /> +under obligations to you—so many indeed that<br /> +I am ashamed to see you.<span class="nowrap">——</span>I am naturally bashful;<br /> +and do not be surprised if I should never<br /> +have the confidence to look you in the face<br /> +again.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>This is the world, such as I have heard it<br /> +described, but not such as I could ever believe<br /> +it to be.—But I forgive—I forget all the world<br /> +except Lady Caroline—her ingratitude fastens<br /> +to my heart and drives me to despair. She, on<br /> +whom I have squandered so much—she, whom I<br /> +loved—and whom I still love, spite of her perfidy!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="center">(<i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.)</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Well, Bluntly—behold the friendship of the<br /> +friends I loved! This morning I was in prosperity<br /> +and had many—this night I am ruined,<br /> +and I have not one.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Ruined, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Totally: and shall be forced to part with every<br /> +thing I possess to pay the sums I owe.——Of<br /> +course, I shall part with all my servants—and<br /> +do you endeavour to find some other place.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But first, sir,—permit me to ask a favour of<br /> +you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A favour of me? I have no favours now<br /> +to grant.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I beg your pardon, sir—you have one—and<br /> +I entreat it on my knees.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What would you ask of me?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>To remain along with you still.—I will never<br /> +quit you; but serve you for nothing, to the last<br /> +moment of my life.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have then one friend left. (<i>Embracing him.</i>)<br /> +And never will I forget to acknowledge the<br /> +obligation.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Pardon me—sir—I beg ten thousand pardons<br /> +—pray excuse me, (<i>In the most servile manner,</i>)<br /> +for entering before I sent to know if you were<br /> +at leisure—but your attendants are all fast asleep<br /> +on the chairs of your antichamber.—I could<br /> +not wake a soul—and I imagined you yourself<br /> +were not yet up.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>On the contrary, I have not yet been in bed.<br /> +And when I do go there, I wish never to rise<br /> +from it again.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Has any thing unexpected happened?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes.—That I am ruined—inevitably ruined<br /> +—Behold (<i>Shewing the cards</i>) the only wreck<br /> +of my fortune.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>Starting.</i>) Lost all your fortune?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>All I am worth—and as much more as I am<br /> +worth.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span> <i>draws a chair, sits down with<br /> +great familiarity, and stares</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span><br /> +<i>rudely in the face</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Lost all you are worth? He, he, he, he!<br /> +(<i>Laughs maliciously.</i>) Pretty news, truly! Why<br /> +then I suppose I have lost great part of what I<br /> +am worth? all which you are indebted to me?<br /> +—However there is a way yet to retrieve you.<br /> +But—please to desire your servant to leave the<br /> +room.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Bluntly, leave us a moment. (<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.)<br /> +Well, Mr. Blackman, what is this grand secret?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why, in the state to which you have reduced<br /> +yourself, there is certainly no one hope<br /> +for you, but in that portion, that half of your<br /> +fortune, which the will of your father keeps<br /> +you out of.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But how am I to obtain it? The lawyer in<br /> +whose hands it is placed, will not give it up,<br /> +without being insured from any future <ins title="original has emand">demand</ins><br /> +by some certain proofs.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And suppose I should search, and find proofs?<br /> +Suppose I have them already by me?—But upon<br /> +this occasion, you must not only rely implicitly<br /> +on what I say, but it is necessary you should say<br /> +the same yourself.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If you advance no falsehood, I cannot have<br /> +any objection.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Falsehood!—falsehood!—I apprehend, Sir<br /> +George, you do not consider, that there is a<br /> +particular construction put upon words and<br /> +phrases in the practice of the law, which the<br /> +rest of the world, out of that study, are not<br /> +clearly acquainted with. For instance, <i>falsehood</i><br /> +with <i>us</i>, is not <i>exactly</i> what it is with other<br /> +people.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How! Is truth, immutable truth, to be corrupted<br /> +and confounded by men of the law?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I was not speaking of truth—that, we have<br /> +nothing to do with.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I, must not say so, however, sir.—And in this<br /> +crisis of my sufferings, it is the only comfort,<br /> +the only consolatory reflection left me, that<br /> +truth and I, will never separate.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Stick to your truth—but confide in me as<br /> +usual.—You will go with me, then, to Mr.<br /> +Manly, your father's lawyer, and corroborate<br /> +all that I shall say?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Tell me, but what you intend to say?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I can't do that. In the practice of the law,<br /> +we never know what we intend to say—and<br /> +therefore our blunders, when we make them,<br /> +are in some measure excusable—and if I should<br /> +chance to make a blunder or two, I mean any<br /> +trivial mistake, when we come before this lawyer,<br /> +you must promise not to interfere, or in any<br /> +shape contradict me.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A mere lapse of memory, I have nothing to<br /> +do with.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And my memory grows very bad; therefore<br /> +you must not disconcert me.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Come, let us begone—I am ready to go with<br /> +you this moment.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I must first go home, and prepare a few<br /> +writings.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But call to mind that I rely upon your honour.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Do you think Bluntly, your servant, is an<br /> +honest man?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am sure he is.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then, to quiet your fears, I will take him<br /> +along with us; and you will depend on what<br /> +he shall say, I make no doubt?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I would stake my being upon his veracity.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Call him in, then, and bid him do as I command<br /> +him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Here, Bluntly. (<i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.) Mr.<br /> +Blackman has some business with you—listen to<br /> +him with attention, and follow his directions.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You know, I suppose, the perilous situation<br /> +of your master?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>shakes his head, and wipes his eyes.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Good fellow! good fellow!—and you would,<br /> +I dare say, do any thing to rescue him from the<br /> +misery with which he is surrounded?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I would lay down my life.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You can do it for less. Only put on a black<br /> +coat, and the business is done.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What's that all? Oh! if I can save him by<br /> +putting on a black coat, I'll go buy mourning,<br /> +and wear it all my life.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>There's a good fellow. I sincerely thank<br /> +you for this attachment to your master.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Shaking him by the hand.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My dear Blackman, I beg your pardon for<br /> +what I am going to say; but as you behave<br /> +thus friendly on this unfortunate occasion, I<br /> +must confess to you—that till now I always hated<br /> +you.—I could not bear the sight of you.—For<br /> +I thought you (I wish I may die if I did not)<br /> +one of the greatest rogues in the world. I fancied<br /> +you only waited on, and advised my master<br /> +to make your market of him.—But now your<br /> +attention to him in his distress, when all his<br /> +friends have forsaken him, is so kind—Heaven<br /> +bless you—Heaven bless you—I'll go buy a<br /> +black coat.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have something more to say to you.—When<br /> +you have put on this coat, you must meet your<br /> +master and me at Mr. Manly's, the lawyer; and<br /> +when we are all there, you must mind and say,<br /> +exactly what I say.</p> +</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And what will that be?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! something.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have no objection to say something—but I<br /> +hope you won't make me say any thing.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You seem to doubt me once more, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, I am doubting you now for the first time;<br /> +for I always thought I was <i>certain</i> before.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And will you not venture to say yes, and no,<br /> +to what I shall advance?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why—I think I may venture to say yes to<br /> +your no, and no to your yes, with a safe conscience.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>If you do not instantly follow me and do<br /> +all that I shall propose, your master is ruined.—<br /> +Would you see him dragged to prison?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, I would sooner go myself.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then why do you stand talking about a safe<br /> +conscience. Half my clients would have been<br /> +ruined if I had shewn my zeal as you do.<br /> +Conscience indeed! Why, this is a matter of law,<br /> +to serve your master in his necessity.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have heard necessity has no law—but if it<br /> +has no conscience, it is a much worse thing than<br /> +I took it for.—No matter for that—come along.<br /> +—Oh my poor master!—I would even tell a <i>lie</i><br /> +to save him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exeunt.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center">SCENE II. <i>A lawyer's study.</i><br /> +<br /><span class="smallcaps">Mr. Manly</span> <i>discovered at his writing-desk—a<br /> +Servant attending</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Who do you say wants to speak with me?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Mr. Lucre, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And who else?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A person who says his name is Willford, he<br /> +looks as if he came from the country, and seems<br /> +in mean circumstances.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Show him to me directly. And take Mr.<br /> +Lucre, or any other person of fashion that may<br /> +call, to my clerks. [<i>Exit Servant.</i>] But for the<br /> +poor, let them be under <i>my</i> protection.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Come in—walk in, and let me know what I<br /> +can do to serve you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I deposited, sir, in your clerk's hands, a sum<br /> +of money to set me free from confinement for debt.<br /> +—On his word, I was discharged—he owns he has<br /> +not yet paid away this money, still he refuses to<br /> +restore it to me, though in return I again render<br /> +up my person.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And why would you do this?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Because my honour—I mean my conscience—<br /> +for that's the poor man's honour—is concerned.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Explain yourself.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A son of mine, received this sum I speak of,<br /> +and thought it <i>given</i> him; while it was only<br /> +meant as a purchase—a purchase of what we<br /> +had no right to sell—and therefore it must be<br /> +restored to the owner.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And who is he?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George Splendorville—I suppose you have<br /> +heard of him?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>He, you mean, who by the desire of his father's<br /> +will, lately changed his name from Blandford?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The name, which some part of the family,<br /> +while reduced, had taken.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Good Heaven! Is there such a circumstance<br /> +in his story?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why do you ask with such emotion?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Because he is the man, in search of whom I<br /> +left my habitation in the country, to present before<br /> +him a destitute young woman, a near relation.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>What relation?—Be particular in your answer.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A sister.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I thank you for your intelligence. You have<br /> +named a person who for these three years past, I<br /> +have in vain endeavoured to find.—But did you<br /> +say she was in poverty?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I did.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I give you joy then—for I have in my possession<br /> +a deed which conveys to a lost daughter of Sir<br /> +George's father, the other half of the fortune he<br /> +bequeathed his son—but as yet, all my endeavours<br /> +have been in vain to find where she, and<br /> +an uncle, to whose care she was entrusted in her<br /> +infancy, are retired.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Turning to</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Now, Eleanor, arm yourself with fortitude—<br /> +with fortitude to bear not the frowns, but the<br /> +smiles of fortune. Be humble, collected, and<br /> +the same you have ever been, while I for the<br /> +first time inform you—you are not my daughter.<br /> +—And from this gentleman's intelligence<br /> +add, you are rich—you are the deceased Blandford's<br /> +child, and Splendorville's sister.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! Heavens! Do I lose a father such as you,<br /> +to gain a brother such as he is?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>To</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>There can be no mistake on this occasion—<br /> +And you, if I am not deceived, are the brother<br /> +of the late Mr. Blandford. Your looks, your<br /> +person, your very voice confirms it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have writings in my care, shall prove it beyond<br /> +a doubt; with the whole narrative of our<br /> +separation when he with his son, then a youth,<br /> +embarked for India; where I suppose, riches, soon<br /> +succeeded poverty.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Servant</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Lady Caroline Seymour, sir, is at the door in<br /> +her carriage, and will not be denied admittance.<br /> +She says she must see you upon some very urgent<br /> +business.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>To</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Will you do me the favour to step for a moment<br /> +into this room? Lady Caroline will not<br /> +stay long. I'll not detain you.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Dear Mr. Manly, I have a thousand apologies<br /> +to make—And yet I am sure you will excuse<br /> +the subject of my visit, when you consider<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Your ladyship will please to sit down.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>He draws chairs and they sit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You cannot be ignorant, Mr. Manly—you<br /> +must know, the terms of acquaintance on which<br /> +Sir George Splendorville and I have been, for<br /> +some time past?—you were his father's agent;<br /> +his chief solicitor; and although you are not<br /> +employed by Sir George, yet the state of his<br /> +affairs cannot be concealed from you—Has he,<br /> +or has he not, any inheritance yet to come?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Pardon me, madam—though not entrusted by<br /> +Sir George, I will, nevertheless, keep his secrets.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That is plainly telling me he is worth nothing.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>By no means—Sir George, in spite of his<br /> +profusion, must still be rich. He has preserved<br /> +his large estate in Wales; and as to money, I<br /> +do not doubt but he has a considerable sum.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Not a guinea. I won it all from him last<br /> +night.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You? You, who are to become his wife?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I might, had I not been thus fortunate. But<br /> +why should I marry him, when his riches are<br /> +mine, without that ceremony.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Inconsiderate man!—what will be the end<br /> +of his imprudence! Yet, Heaven be praised!<br /> +he has still that fine estate, I just now mentioned.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Indeed he has not—that has belonged to me<br /> +these three months.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>To you!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes—Bought for me under another name by<br /> +agents; and for half its value.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Madman!—Yet your ladyship must excuse<br /> +me. I know your income stinted, and till the<br /> +death of the Earl, your father, where could you<br /> +raise sufficient to make even half the purchase.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>From Splendorville's own prodigality—from<br /> +lavish presents made to me by him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Servant</span>.<br /> +<br /> +<span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George Splendorville, sir, desires to speak<br /> +with you—he is at the door with Mr. Blackman.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh Heavens! do not let him see me here.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>She is hastening to the room where</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span><br /> +<i>and his daughter are.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have company there—walk in here, if you<br /> +Please.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Shows her another door and she enters.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>To the servant.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Desire Sir George to walk in.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span>.<br /> +<br /> +<span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George, do me the favour to sit down.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="center">[<i>He looks coolly on</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span>, <i>and pointing to<br /> +a chair says</i> Good morning. <i>They sit.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Mr. Manly, my attorney will let you know<br /> +the business on which I am come.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Why yes, Mr. Manly, it is extremely hard<br /> +that Sir George has for so long a time been kept<br /> +out of a very large part of his fortune; particularly,<br /> +as he has had occasion for it.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have had occasion for it I assure you Mr.<br /> +Manly; and I have occasion for it at this very<br /> +time.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MR. MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>But so may the person, sir, from whom you<br /> +would take it. In a word, Sir George, neither<br /> +your lawyer nor you, shall prevail on me to give<br /> +up the trust reposed in me by your father, without<br /> +certain evidence, that your sister will never<br /> +come to make her claim.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You are not afraid of ghosts, are you?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, nor of robbers either:<span class="nowrap">——</span>you cannot<br /> +frighten me, Mr. Blackman.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then depend upon it, the sister of Sir George<br /> +can never appear in any other manner than as a<br /> +spirit. For, here, sir, (<i>taking from his pocket a<br /> +parcel of papers</i>) here are authentic letters to prove<br /> +her death. (<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>looks confused</i>.)</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Her death!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, her death. Here is a certificate from<br /> +the curate of the parish in which she was buried.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Buried too!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir, buried. Here is also an affidavit<br /> +from the sexton of the said village, signed by<br /> +the overseer and churchwardens, testifying the<br /> +same.—You see, (<i>shewing him the paper, and reading<br /> +at the same time</i>) "Died Anno Domini, one<br /> +thousand seven hundred and eighty nine, the<br /> +seventeenth of June<span class="nowrap">——</span>"</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Mr.</i> <span class="smallcaps">Manly</span> <i>takes the paper, and while he is<br /> +reading</i>, <span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>says apart</i>——</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How near to the brink of infamy has my<br /> +imprudence led me! And s'death, my<br /> +confusion takes from me the power to explain, and<br /> +expose the scoundrel.</p> + +<p>Mr. Manly, I will leave you for the present;<br /> +but you shall hear from me shortly,—when this<br /> +matter shall be accounted for clearly—perfectly<br /> +to your satisfaction, you may depend upon it.—(<i>Going.</i>)</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Stay, Sir George, and<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Aye, Sir George, stay and see Mr. Manly's<br /> +objections wholly removed. He seems to doubt<br /> +the evidence of paper; I must, therefore, beg<br /> +leave to produce a living witness—the gentleman<br /> +whom I appointed to meet me here.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And who is he?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The apothecary, who attended Sir George's<br /> +sister in her dying illness.</p> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>starts</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Desire him to walk in by all means. What is<br /> +the matter, Sir George, you look discomposed?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George is something nervous, Mr. Manly;<br /> +and you know the very name of a medical gentleman,<br /> +will affect the nerves of some people.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span> <i>goes to the door, and leads on</i><br /> +<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>, <i>dressed in mourning</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Aside.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Bluntly!—But I will see the end of this.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>Bowing to him</i>). You are an apothecary, I<br /> +think, sir?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center">[<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>looks at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span>]<br /> +<br /> +<span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Yes, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>After seeming inclined to say</i>, No). Yes, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Pray sir, what disorder took the young lady,<br /> +on whose account you have been brought hither,<br /> +out of the world?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="center">[<span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span> <i>looks at</i> <span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span>.]</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Oh! the old disorder, I suppose.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The old disorder.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And pray what may that be, sir? (<span class="smallcaps">Blackman</span><br /> +<i>offers to reply</i>). Mr. Blackman, Please to let this<br /> +gentleman speak for himself.—What is it you<br /> +mean, pray sir, by the old disorder?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I—I—mean—Love, sir.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>You will not pretend to say, that love, was the<br /> +cause of her death?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>Confused and hesitating</i>). That—and a few fits<br /> +of the gout.<br /> +</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I fear, sir, you are not in perfect health yourself<br /> +—you tremble and look very pale.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>That is because the subject affects him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Do you then never mention the young lady<br /> +without being affected?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Never, sir—for had you seen her as I did—<br /> +um—Had you seen her.<span class="nowrap">——</span>She was in very<br /> +great danger from the first; but after I attended<br /> +her, she was in greater danger still.—I<br /> +advised a physician to be called in; on which she<br /> +grew worse.—We had next a consultation of<br /> +physicians; and then it was all over with her.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>Rising from his chair</i>). Blackman, this is too<br /> +much—all my calamities are inferior to this—<br /> +Desist, therefore, or<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>To</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.) Desist—He cannot bear to hear<br /> +the pathetic description. Consider the lady was<br /> +his sister—and though he had not the pleasure of<br /> +knowing her—yet, poor thing—(<i>affecting to<br /> +weep</i>)—poor young woman! he cannot help lamenting<br /> +her loss.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No more can I—for though she was not my<br /> +relation—yet she was my Patient. (<i>pretending to<br /> +weep also</i>).</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I can bear no more.—Mr. Manly, you are imposed<br /> +upon. But think not, however appearances<br /> +may be against me, that I came here as the<br /> +tool of so infamous a deceit.—Thoughtlessness,<br /> +Mr. Manly, has embarrassed my circumstances;<br /> +and thoughtlessness alone, has made me employ a<br /> +villain to retrieve them.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Mighty fine!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have no authority, sir, to affirm, that my<br /> +sister is not alive; and I am confident the account<br /> +you have just now heard, of her death, is<br /> +but an artifice. My indiscretions have reduced<br /> +me nearly to beggary; but I will perish in confinement<br /> +—cheerfully perish—rather than owe<br /> +my affluence to one dishonourable action.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Grief has turned his brain.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George, I honour your feelings; and as for<br /> +the feelings of these gentlemen, I am extremely<br /> +happy, that it is in my power to dry up their<br /> +tears, and calm all their sorrows.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How? In what way?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>(<i>Going to the door where</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>and his<br /> +niece are</i>.) Come forth, young lady, to the arms<br /> +of a brother, and relieve the anguish of these<br /> +mourners, who are lamenting your decease.<br /> +(<span class="smallcaps">Eleanor</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Willford</span> <i>enter</i>)—Yes, Sir<br /> +George, here is that sister, whom those gentlemen<br /> +assure us, is dead;—and this is the brother<br /> +of your father.—These are proofs, as convincing,<br /> +I hope, as any Mr. Blackman can produce.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>She, my sister! Her pretended father my<br /> +uncle too! (<i>Aside</i>) Blackman, you would have<br /> +plunged me into an anguish I never knew before;<br /> +you would have plunged me into shame.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And so you <i>have</i> me.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Pshaw.—Mr. Manly, notwithstanding you<br /> +are these people's voucher, this appears but a<br /> +scheme.—These persons are but adventurers,<br /> +and may possibly have about them forgeries, such<br /> +as an honest man, like myself, would shudder at.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Going to the door.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Who's there? [<i>Enter Servant.</i>] Shew that—<br /> +that Mr. Blackman, out of my house instantly;<br /> +and take care you never admit him again.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Sir George, will you suffer this?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Aye, and a great deal more.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLUNTLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Look'ee Blackman.—If you don't fall<br /> +down upon your knees, and beg my pardon at<br /> +the street door, for the trick you have put upon<br /> +me, in assuring me my master's sister was really<br /> +dead, and that I could do her no injury, by doing<br /> +him a service—if you don't beg my pardon<br /> +for this, I'll give you such an assault and battery<br /> +as you never had to do with in your life.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">BLACKMAN.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Beat me—do, beat me—I'll thank you for<br /> +beating me—I'd be beat every hour of the day,<br /> +to recover damages.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Exit with</i> <span class="smallcaps">Bluntly</span>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My sister—with the sincerest joy I call you<br /> +by that name—and while I thus embrace you,<br /> +offer you a heart, that beats with all the pure<br /> +and tender affection, which our kindred to<br /> +each other claims.—In you (<i>embracing his uncle</i>)<br /> +I behold my father; and experience an awful<br /> +fear, mingled with my regard.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Continue still that regard, and even that fear<br /> +—these filial sentiments may prove important;<br /> +and they shall ever be repaid with my paternal<br /> +watchings, friendship, and love.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My brother<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I have been unworthy of you—I will be so<br /> +no more, but imitate your excellence. Yet,<br /> +when I reflect<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline</span> <i>comes softly from the<br /> +inner apartment, and attends to the discourse</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>My brother, do not imagine<span class="nowrap">——</span></p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Leave me, leave me to all the agonies of my<br /> +misconduct.—Where is my fortune? Now <i>all</i><br /> +irrecoverably gone—My last, my only resource<br /> +is now to be paid to another—I have lost every<br /> +thing.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<i>Coming forward.</i></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>No, Sir George, <i>nothing</i>—since I possess all<br /> +that was yours.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How!</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">LADY CAROLINE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Behold a friend in your necessities—a mistress<br /> +whom your misfortunes cannot drive away—<br /> +but who, experiencing much of your unkindness,<br /> +still loves you; and knowing your every folly,<br /> +will still submit to honour, and obey you.</p> + +<p>I received your lavish presents, but to hoard<br /> +them for you—made myself mistress of your<br /> +fortune, but to return it to you—and with it,<br /> +all my own.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Can this be real? Can I be raised in one<br /> +moment, from the depths of misery to unbounded<br /> +happiness?</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Servant</span>.<br /> +<br /> +<span class="wide">SERVANT.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>A young man, who says he is Mr. Willford's<br /> +son, is called to enquire for him.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Shew him in.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td align="right">[<span class="smallcaps">Sir George</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smallcaps">Lady Caroline</span><br /> +<i>retire to the back part of the stage</i>.</td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><i>Enter</i> <span class="smallcaps">Henry</span>.<br /> +<br /> +<span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Come, Henry, and take leave of your sister<br /> +for ever.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>How so, sir?—What do you mean? To be<br /> +parted from her, would be the utmost rigour of<br /> +fortune.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>The affection with which you speak, young<br /> +gentleman, seems to convey something beyond<br /> +mere brotherly love.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">WILLFORD.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I some years since revealed to him she was<br /> +<i>not</i> his sister.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">ELEANOR.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>And he, some years since, implied it to me.<br /> +Yet, in such doubtful terms, I knew not which<br /> +of us had the sorrow not to be your child.—<br /> +I now find it is myself—and I aver it to be a<br /> +sorrow, for which, all the fortune I am going<br /> +to possess will not repay me.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Then, my dearest sister, indulge the hope you<br /> +may yet be his daughter. This young man's<br /> +merit deserves a reward, and in <i>time</i> he may<br /> +learn to love you by a still nearer tie than that,<br /> +you have so long known to exist between you;<br /> +nay, even by a nearer tie than that of brother.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">HENRY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>I am in doubt of what I hear—Eleanor, since<br /> +our short separation, there cannot surely have<br /> +been any important discovery—</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">MANLY.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>Be not surprised—great discoveries, which we<br /> +labour in vain for years to make, are frequently<br /> +brought about in one lucky moment, without<br /> +any labour at all.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">SIR GEORGE.</span></td></tr> +<tr><td align="left"><p>True—for till this day arose, I had passed<br /> +every hour since my birth, without making one<br /> +discovery to my advantage—while this short,<br /> +but propitious morning, has discovered to me<br /> +all my former folly—and discovered to me—<br /> +how to be in future happy.</p></td></tr> +<tr><td> </td></tr> +<tr><td align="center"><span class="wide">THE END.</span></td></tr> +</table> +</div> +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> + +<h3><span class="wide"><i>EPILOGUE,</i></span></h3> +<div class="center"> +<p class="noindent"><b><span class="wsc">By T. VAUGHAN, Esq.</span></b></p> +</div> +<h5><span class="wide">SPOKEN BY MRS. KEMBLE.</span></h5> + +<div class="center"> + <table style="margin: 0 auto" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="epilogue"> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top"><span class="ind2">"Long before the beginning of this Play,"</span></td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">I heard some <span class="smallcaps">deep</span> ones in the Green-Room, say,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">They had their fears and doubts—whilst some did <br /> +<span class="ind3">quake—</span></td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">And others wish'd it bed-time for her sake.</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Do you, our best Physicians, ever kind,</td><td align="right" rowspan="3"><span class="bmouch"> }</span></td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Prescribe our true Cephalic for the Mind,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Of these our Neighbours, and <i>kind Friends</i>—behind,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">And with it, give a cordial of the best,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">To one, with deepest Gratitude imprest.</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">For some there are—I have them in my eye—</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Will sicken and turn pale with jealousy,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Whene'er we scribbling Women wield the Pen,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Or dare invade the Rights of scribbling Men;</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">And fir'd with zeal, in dread array appear—</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">With Tenets from the <i>learned</i> Hemisphere;</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Thence cry (<i>kind Souls</i>) "Invention is the only Art,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">And mere Translation but a second Part;</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Besides—<i>we Men of Taste</i>—can ne'er withstand</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">E'en Nature's <span class="smallcaps">Garrick</span> thus at second Hand!</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Then why do Comic Writers live on Theft,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">When such Ragouts and Dainties still are left?</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Not richer were, in <span class="smallcaps">Congreve's</span> days or <span class="smallcaps">Behn</span>,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">For now, the Males are Females—Women, Men—</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Nay some so <i>manly</i>, and so orthodox,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Will drive you four in Hand—or hold the Box;</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">And if perchance the fatal Die is thrown,</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top">Will storm and swear, like any Lord in Town."</td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top"><p>But might I whisper in this Censor's ear,<br /> +I'd prove his observations too severe—<br /> +And urge—"Translation to hit off with skill,<br /> +Is not the province of each common Quill;<br /> +But by improving what was writ before,<br /> +Tho' Genius may be less, our Judgment's more;<br /> +And whilst we paint with energy from Life,<br /> +The gallant Husband, or <i>more gallant Wife</i>,<br /> +With Tints from living Portraits from the Spot,<br /> +It matters not by whom related—or begot;<br /> +And thus, much surer shall we reach the Heart,<br /> +Than all the <i>lifeless</i> pomp of <i>boasted</i> Art."<br /> +As such, deny her not—at least the merit<br /> +Of giving <i>Gallic Froth</i>—true <span class="smallcaps">British Spirit</span>.</p></td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top"><p>And as for you, ye Fair, how blooms the Cheek,<br /> +How sweet the Temper which those eyes bespeak?<br /> +No Midnight Oil has e'er destroy'd a Grace,<br /> +Or Gaming's Horrors found with you a place;<br /> +But Cupid lent you all those winning Arts,<br /> +Which at a glance—can warm the coldest Hearts.</p></td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top"><p>Check then with me these Censors as unjust,<br /> +Who form their judgments—<i>as they live</i>—on Trust.<br /> +Nor ever credit what they dare to say,<br /> +Unless with you they join, and like our Play.</p></td></tr> + <tr><td align="left" valign="top"><p>Use for a signal then—your Magic Fan,<br /> +And all the House will follow to a Man;<br /> +Or should there be a disaffected few—<br /> +<i>A Counter Revolution</i>—rests with you.</p></td></tr> +</table> +</div> + +<p> </p> +<hr class="minimal" /> +<p> </p> + +<table class="sm" border="0" style="background-color: #E6F6FA; margin: 0 auto" cellpadding="6" summary="NOTES"> +<tr> +<td colspan="2"> + <div class="center">TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE</div> + +<p class="noindent" style="background-color: #E6F6FA"> +Contemporary spellings and hyphenation have been retained even where +inconsistent. The following changes have been made and can be identified +in the body of the text by a grey dotted underline:</p></td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td class="w50" align="left" valign="top">return to town and dress for your receptiou</td> +<td align="left" valign="top">return to town and dress for your <b>reception</b></td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td class="w50" align="left" valign="top">I know no other way to shew my humility, then to accept your present</td> +<td align="left" valign="top">I know no other way to shew my humility, <b>than</b> to accept your present</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td align="left" valign="top">You were giving me an an account, Bluntly</td> +<td align="left" valign="top">You were giving me <b>an</b> account, Bluntly</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td align="left" valign="top">WILLORD</td> +<td align="left" valign="top"><b>WILLFORD</b></td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td align="left" valign="top">Still an object I adore; but I now perceive your are one to my ruin devoted.</td> +<td align="left" valign="top">Still an object I adore; but I now perceive <b>you</b> are one to my ruin devoted.</td> +</tr> + + +<tr> + <td align="left" valign="top">Lucre, my dear Lucre, are not you amazed at at what you see?</td> +<td align="left" valign="top">Lucre, my dear Lucre, are not you amazed <b>at</b> what you see?</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td align="left" valign="top">(…) being insured from any future emand by some certain proofs.</td> +<td align="left" valign="top">(…) being insured from any future <b>demand</b> by some certain proofs.</td> +</tr> +</table> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Next Door Neighbours, by Elizabeth Inchbald + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS *** + +***** This file should be named 38759-h.htm or 38759-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/8/7/5/38759/ + +Produced by Delphine Lettau and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Canada Team at http://www.pgdpcanada.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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