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AND OF THE REGENCY, v3 + +Being the Secret Memoirs of the Mother of the Regent, +MADAME ELIZABETH-CHARLOTTE OF BAVARIA, DUCHESSE D'ORLEANS. + + + +BOOK 3. + + +CONTENTS: + +Henrietta of England, Monsieur's First Consort +The Due de Berri +The Duchesse de Berri +Mademoiselle d'Orleans, Louise-Adelaide de Chartres +Mademoiselle de Valois, Consort of the Prince of Modena +The Illegitimate Children of the Regent, Duc d'Orleans +The Chevalier de Lorraine +Philip V., King of Spain +The Duchess, Consort of the Duc de Bourbon +The Younger Duchess +Duc Louis de Bourbon +Francois-Louis, Prince de Conti +La Grande Princesse de Conti +The Princess Palatine, Consort of Prince Francois-Louis de Conti +The Princesse de Conti, Louise-Elizabeth, Consort of Louis-Armand +Louis-Armand, Prince de Conti +The Abbe Dubois +Mr. Law + + + +SECTION XVII. + +HENRIETTA OF ENGLAND, THE FIRST WIFE OF MONSIEUR, BROTHER OF LOUIS XIV. + +It is true that the late Madame was extremely unhappy; she confided too +much in people who betrayed her: she was more to be pitied than blamed, +being connected with very wicked persons, about whom I could give some +particulars. Young, pretty and gay, she was surrounded by some of the +greatest coquettes in the world, the mistresses of her bitterest foes, +and who sought only to thrust her into some unfortunate situation and to +embroil her with Monsieur. Madame de Coetquen was the Chevalier de +Lorraine's mistress, although Madame did not know it; and she contrived +that the Marechal de Turenne should become attached to her. Madame +having told the Marshal all her secrets respecting the negotiations with +England, he repeated them to his mistress, Madame de Coetquen, whom he +believed to be devoted to his mistress. This woman went every night to +the Chevalier de Lorraine and betrayed them all. The Chevalier used this +opportunity to stir up Monsieur's indignation against Madame, telling him +that he passed with the King for a simpleton, who could not hold his +tongue; that he would lose all confidence, and that his wife would have +everything in her own hand. Monsieur wished to know all the particulars +from Madame; but she refused to tell him her brother's secrets, and this +widened the breach between them. She became enraged, and had the +Chevalier de Lorraine and his brother driven away, which in the end cost +her own life; she, however, died with the consciousness of never having +done her husband any harm. She was the confidante of the King, to whom +it had been hinted that it might be expedient to give some employment to +Monsieur, who might otherwise make himself beloved in the Court and in +the city. For this reason the King assisted Madame in her affairs of +gallantry, in order to occupy his brother. I have this from the King +himself. Madame was besides in great credit with her brother, Charles +II. (of England). Louis XIV. wished to gain him over through his sister, +wherefore it was necessary to take part with her, and she was always +better treated than I have been. The late Monsieur never suspected his +wife of infidelity with the King, her brother-in-law, he told me, all her +life, and would not have been silent with respect to this intrigue if he +had believed it. I think that with respect to this great injustice is +done to Madame. It would have been too much to deceive at once the +brother and the nephew, the father and the son. + +The late Monsieur was very much disturbed at his wife's coquetry; but he +dared not behave ill to her, because she was protected by the King. + +The Queen-mother of England had not brought up her children well: she at +first left them in the society of femmes de chambre, who gratified all +their caprices; and having afterwards married them at a very early age, +they followed the bad example of their mother. Both of them met with +unhappy deaths; the one was poisoned, and the other died in child-birth. + +Monsieur was himself the cause of Madame's intrigue with the Comte de +Guiche. He was one of the favourites of the late Monsieur, and was said +to have been handsome once. Monsieur earnestly requested Madame to shew +some favour to the Comte de Guiche, and to permit him to wait upon her at +all times. The Count, who was brutal to every one else, but full of +vanity, took great pains to be agreeable to Madame, and to make her love +him. In fact, he succeeded, being seconded by his aunt, Madame de +Chaumont, who was the gouvernante of Madame's children. One day Madame +went to this lady's chamber, under the pretence of seeing her children, +but in fact to meet De Guiche, with whom she had an assignation. She had +a valet de chambre named Launois, whom I have since seen in the service +of Monsieur; he had orders to stand sentinel on the staircase, to give +notice in case Monsieur should approach. This Launois suddenly ran into +the room, saying, "Monsieur is coming downstairs." + +The lovers were terrified to death. The Count could not escape by the +antechamber on account of Monsieur's people who were there. Launois +said, "I know a way, which I will put into practice immediately; hide +yourself," he said to the Count, "behind the door." He then ran his head +against Monsieur's nose as he was entering, and struck him so violently +that he began to bleed. At the same moment he cried out, "I beg your +pardon, Monsieur, I did not think you were so near, and I ran to open you +the door." + +Madame and Madame de Chaumont ran in great alarm to Monsieur, and covered +his face with their handkerchiefs, so that the Comte de Guiche had time +to get out of the room, and escape by the staircase. Monsieur saw some +one run away, but he thought it was Launois, who was escaping through +fear. He never learnt the truth. + +What convinces me of the late Madame's innocence is that, after having +received the last sacraments, she begged pardon of Monsieur for all +disquiets she had occasioned, and said that she hoped to reach heaven +because she had committed no crime against her husband. + +I think M. de Monmouth was much worse than the Comte de Guiche; because, +although a bastard, he was the son of Madame's own brother; and this +incest doubled the crime. Madame de Thiange, sister of Madame de +Montespan, conducted the intrigue between the Duke of Monmouth and +Madame. + +It is said here that Madame was not a beauty, but that she had so +graceful a manner as to make all she did very agreeable. She never +forgave. She would have the Chevalier de Lorraine dismissed; he was so, +but he was amply revenged of her. He sent the poison by which she was +destroyed from Italy by a nobleman of Provence, named Morel: this man was +afterwards given to me as chief maitre d'hotel, and after he had +sufficiently robbed me they made him sell his place at a high price. +This Morel was very clever, but he was a man totally void of moral or +religious principle; he confessed to me that he did not believe in +anything. At the point of death he would not hear talk of God. He said, +speaking of himself, "Let this carcass alone, it is now good for +nothing." He would steal, lie and swear; he was an atheist and..... + + ........................ + +It is too true that the late Madame was poisoned, but without the +knowledge of Monsieur. While the villains were arranging the plan of +poisoning the poor lady, they deliberated whether they should acquaint +Monsieur with it or not. The Chevalier de Lorraine said "No, don't tell +him, for he cannot hold his tongue. If he does not tell it the first +year he may have us hanged ten years afterwards;" and it is well known +that the wretches said, "Let us not tell Monsieur, for he would tell the +King, who would certainly hang us all." They therefore made Monsieur +believe that Madame had taken poison in Holland, which did not act until +she arrived here. + + [It is said that the King sent for the maitre d'hotel, and that, + being satisfied that Monsieur had not been a party to the crime, he + said, "Then I am relieved; you may retire." The Memoirs of the day + state also that the King employed the Chevalier de Lorraine to + persuade Monsieur to obey his brother's wishes.] + +It appears, therefore, that the wicked Gourdon took no part in this +affair; but she certainly accused Madame to Monsieur, and calumniated and +disparaged her to everybody. + +It was not Madame's endive-water that D'Effial had poisoned; that report +must have been a mere invention, for other persons might have tasted it +had Madame alone drank from her own glass. A valet de chambre who was +with Madame, and who afterwards was in my service (he is dead now), told +me that in the morning, while Monsieur and Madame were at Mass, D'Effial +went to the sideboard and, taking the Queen's cup, rubbed the inside of +it with a paper. The valet said to him, "Monsieur, what do you do in +this room, and why do you touch Madame's cup?" He answered, "I am dying +with thirst; I wanted something to drink, and the cup being dirty, I was +wiping it with some paper." In the afternoon Madame asked for some +endive-water; but no sooner had she swallowed it than she exclaimed she +was poisoned. The persons present drank some of the same water, but not +the same that was in the cup, for which reason they were not +inconvenienced by it. It was found necessary to carry Madame to bed. +She grew worse, and at two o'clock in the morning she died in great pain. +When the cup was sought for it had disappeared, and was not found until +long after. It seems it had been necessary to pass it through the fire +before it could be cleaned. + +A report prevailed at St. Cloud for several years that the ghost of the +late Madame appeared near a fountain where she had been accustomed to sit +during the great heats, for it was a very cool spot. One evening a +servant of the Marquis de Clerambault, having gone thither to draw water +from the fountain, saw something white sitting there without a head. The +phantom immediately arose to double its height. The poor servant fled in +great terror, and said when he entered the house that he had seen Madame. +He fell sick and died. Then the captain of the Chateau, thinking there +was something hidden beneath this affair, went to the fountain some days +afterwards, and, seeing the phantom, he threatened it with a sound +drubbing if it did not declare what it was. + +The phantom immediately said, "Ah, M. de Lastera, do me no harm; I am +poor old Philipinette." + +This was an old woman in the village, seventy-seven years old, who had +lost her teeth, had blear eyes, a great mouth and large nose; in short, +was a very hideous figure. They were going to take her to prison, but I +interceded for her. When she came to thank me I asked her what fancy it +was that had induced her to go about playing the ghost instead of +sleeping. + +She laughed and said, "I cannot much repent what I have done. At my time +of life one sleeps little; but one wants something to amuse one's mind. +In all the sports of my youth nothing diverted me so much as to play the +ghost. I was very sure that if I could not frighten folks with my white +dress I could do so with my ugly face. The cowards made so many grimaces +when they saw it that I was ready to die with laughing. This nightly +amusement repaid me for the trouble of carrying a pannier by day." + +If the late Madame was better treated than I was it was for the purpose +of pleasing the King of England, who was very fond of his sister. + + ........................... + +Madame de La Fayette, who has written the life of the late Madame, was +her intimate friend; but she was still more intimately the friend of M. +de La Rochefoucauld, who remained with her to the day of his death. It +is said that these two friends wrote together the romance of the +Princesse de Cloves. + + + + +SECTION XVIII. + +THE DUC DE BERRI. + +It is not surprising that the manners of the Duc de Berri were not very +elegant, since he was educated by Madame de Maintenon and the Dauphine as +a valet de chambre. He was obliged to wait upon the old woman at table, +and at all other times upon the Dauphine's ladies, with whom he was by +day and night. They made a mere servant of him, and used to talk to him +in a tone of very improper familiarity, saying, "Berri, go and fetch me +my work; bring me that table; give me my scissors." + +Their manner of behaving to him was perfectly shameful. This had the +effect of degrading his disposition, and of giving him base propensities; +so that it is not surprising he should have been violently in love with +an ugly femme de chambre. His good father was naturally of rather a +coarse disposition. + +But for that old Maintenon, the Duc de Berri would have been humpbacked, +like the rest who had been made to carry iron crosses. + +The Duc de Berri's character seemed to undergo a total change; it is said +to be the ordinary lot of the children in Paris that, if they display any +sense in their youth, they become stupid as they grow older. + +It was in compliance with the King's will that he married. At first he +was passionately fond of his wife; but at the end of three months he fell +in love with a little, ugly, black femme de chambre. The Duchess, who +had sufficient penetration, was not slow in discovering this, and told +her husband immediately that, if he continued to live upon good terms +with her, as he had done at first, she would say nothing about it, and +act as if she were not acquainted with it; but if he behaved ill, she +would tell the whole affair to the King, and have the femme de chambre +sent away, so that he should never hear of her again. By this threat she +held the Duke, who was a very simple man, so completely in check, that he +lived very well with her up to his death, leaving her to do as she +pleased, and dying himself as fond as ever of the femme de chambre. A +year before his death he had her married, but upon condition that the +husband should not exercise his marital rights. He left her pregnant as +well as his wife, both of whom lay-in after his decease. Madame de +Berri, who was not jealous, retained this woman, and took care of her and +her child. + +The Duke abridged his life by his extreme intemperance in eating and +drinking. He had concealed, besides, that in falling from his horse he +had burst a blood-vessel. He threatened to dismiss any of his servants +who should say that he had lost blood. A number of plates were found in +the ruelle of his bed after his death. When he disclosed the accident it +was too late to remedy it. As far as could be judged his illness +proceeded from gluttony, in consequence of which emetics were so +frequently administered to him that they hastened his death. + +He himself said to his confessor, the Pere de la Rue, "Ah, father, I am +myself the cause of my death!" + +He repented of it, but not until too late. + + + + +SECTION XIX. + +THE DUCHESSE DE BERRI. + +My son loves his eldest daughter better than all the rest of his +children, because he has had the care of her since she was seven years +old. She was at that time seized with an illness which the physicians +did not know how to cure. My son resolved to treat her in his own way. +He succeeded in restoring her to health, and from that moment his love +seemed to increase with her years. She was very badly educated, having +been always left with femmes de chambre. She is not very capricious, but +she is haughty and absolute in all her wishes. + + [Her pride led her into all sorts of follies. She once went through + Paris preceded by trumpets and drama; and on another occasion she + appeared at the theatre under a canopy. She received the Venetian + Ambassador sitting in a chair elevated upon a sort of a platform. + This haughtiness, however, did not prevent her from keeping very bad + company, and she would sometimes lay aside her singularities and + break up her orgies to pass some holy days at the Carmelites.] + +From the age of eight years she has had entirely her own way, so that it +is not surprising she should be like a headstrong horse. If she had been +well brought up, she would have been a worthy character, for she has very +good sense and a good natural disposition, and is not at all like her +mother, to whom, although she was very severely treated, she always did +her duty. During her mother's last illness, she watched her like a hired +nurse. If Madame de Berri had been surrounded by honest people, who +thought more of her honour than of their own interest, she would have +been a very admirable person. She had excellent feelings; but as that +old woman (Maintenon) once said, "bad company spoils good manners." To +be pleasing she had only to speak, for she possessed natural eloquence, +and could express herself very well. + +Her complexion is very florid, for which she often lets blood, but +without effect; she uses a great quantity of paint, I believe for the +purpose of hiding the marks of the small-pox. She cannot dance, and +hates it; but she is well-grounded in music. Her voice is neither strong +nor agreeable, and yet she sings very correctly. She takes as much +diversion as possible; one day she hunts, another day she goes out in a +carriage, on a third she will go to a fair; at other times she frequents +the rope-dancers, the plays, and the operas, and she goes everywhere +'en echarpe', and without stays. I often rally her, and say that she +fancies she is fond of the chase, but in fact she only likes changing her +place. She cares little about the result of the chase, but she likes +boar-hunting better than stag-hunting, because the former furnishes her +table with black puddings and boars' heads. + +I do not reckon the Duchesse de Berri among my grandchildren. She is +separated from me, we live like strangers to each other, she does not +disturb herself about me, nor I about her. (7th January, 1716.) + +Madame de Maintenon was so dreadfully afraid lest the King should take a +fancy to the Duchesse de Berri while the Dauphine was expected, that she +did her all sorts of ill offices. After the Dauphine's death she +repaired the wrong; but then, to tell the truth, the King's inclination +was not so strong. + +If the Duchesse de Berri was not my daughter-in-law, I should have no +reason to be dissatisfied with her; she behaves politely to me, which is +all that I can say. (25th Sept., 1716.) + +She often laughs at her own figure and shape. She has certainly good +sense, and is not very punctilious. Her flesh is firm and healthy, her +cheeks are as hard as stone. I should be ungrateful not to love her, for +she does all sorts of civil things towards me, and displays so great a +regard for me that I am often quite amazed at it. (12th April, 1718.) + +She is magnificent in her expenditure; to be sure she can afford to be +so, for her income amounts to 600,000 livres. Amboise was her jointure, +but she preferred Meudon. + +She fell sick on the 28th March, 1719. I went to see her last Sunday, +the 23rd May, and found her in a sad state, suffering from pains in her +toes and the soles of her feet until the tears came into her eyes. I +went away because I saw that she refrained from crying out on my account. +I thought she was in a bad way. A consultation was held by her three +physicians, the result of which was that they determined to bleed her in +the feet. They had some difficulty in persuading her to submit to it, +because the pain in her feet was so great that she uttered the most +piercing screams if the bedclothes only rubbed against them. The +bleeding, however, succeeded, and she was in some degree relieved. It +was the gout in both feet. + +The feet are now covered with swellings filled with water, which cause +her as much pain as if they were ulcers; she suffers day and night. +Whatever they may say, there has been no other swelling of the feet since +those blisters appeared. (13th June.) + +The swelling has now entirely disappeared, but the pain is greater than +before. All the toes are covered with transparent blisters; she cries +out so that she may be heard three rooms off. The doctors now confess +they do not know what the disorder is. (20th June.) The King's surgeon +says it is rheumatic gout. (11th July.) I believe that frequent and +excessive bathing and gluttony have undermined her health. She has two +fits of fever daily, and the disease does not abate. She is not +impatient nor peevish; the emetic given to her the day before yesterday +causes her much pain; it seems that from time to time rheumatic pains +have affected her shoulders without her taking much notice of them. From +being very fat, as she was, she has become thin and meagre. Yesterday +she confessed, and received the communion. (18th July.) She was bled +thrice before she took the emetic. (Tuesday, 18th July.) She received +the last Sacrament with a firmness which deeply affected her attendants. +Between two and three o'clock this night (19th July) she died. Her end +was a very easy one; they say she died as if she had gone to sleep. My +son remained with her until she lost all consciousness, which was about +an hour before her death. She was his favourite daughter. The poor +Duchesse de Berri was as much the cause of her own death as if she had +blown her brains out, for she secretly ate melons, figs and milk; she +herself confessed, and her doctor told me, that she had closed her room +to him and to the other medical attendants for a fortnight that she might +indulge in this way. Immediately after the storm she began to die. +Yesterday evening she said to me: "Oh, Madame! that clap of thunder has +done me great harm;" and it was evident that it had made her worse. + +My son has not been able to sleep. The poor Duchesse de Berri could not +have been saved; her brain was filled with water; she had an ulcer in the +stomach and another in the groin; her liver was affected, and her spleen +full of disease. She was taken by night to St. Denis, whither all her +household accompanied her corse. They were so much embarrassed about her +funeral oration that it was resolved ultimately not to pronounce one. + +With all her wealth she has left my son 400,000 livres of debt to pay. +This poor Princess was horribly robbed and pillaged. You may imagine +what a race these favourites are; Mouchi, who enjoyed the greatest +favour, did not grieve for her mistress a single moment; she was playing +the flute at her window on the very day that the Princess was borne to +St. Denis, and went to a large dinner party in Paris, where she ate and +drank as if nothing had happened, at the same time talking in so +impertinent a manner as disgusted all the guests. My son desired her and +her husband to quit Paris. + +My son's affliction is so much the greater since he perceives that, +if he had been less complying with his beloved daughter, and if he had +exercised somewhat more of a parent's authority, she would have been +alive and well at this time. + +That Mouchi and her lover Riom have been playing fine tricks; they had +duplicate keys, and left the poor Duchess without a sou. I cannot +conceive what there is to love in this Riom; he has neither face nor +figure; he looks, with his green-and-yellow complexion, like a water +fiend; his mouth, nose and eyes are like those of a Chinese. He is more +like a baboon than a Gascon, which he is. He is a very dull person, +without the least pretensions to wit; he has a large head, which is sunk +between a pair of very broad shoulders, and his appearance is that of a +low-minded person; in short, he is a very ugly rogue. + +And yet the toad does not come of bad blood; he is related to some of +the best families. The Duc de Lauzun is his uncle, and Biron his nephew. +He is, nevertheless, unworthy of the honour which was conferred on him; +for he was only a captain in the King's Guard. The women all ran after +him; but, for my part, I find him extremely disagreeable; he has an +unhealthy air and looks like one of the Indian figures upon a screen. + +He was not here when Madame de Berri died, but was with the army, in the +regiment which had been bought for him. When the news of the Duchess's +death reached him the Prince de Conti went to seek Riom, and sang a +ridiculous song, my son was a little vexed at this, but he did not take +any notice of it. + +There can be no doubt that the Duchess was secretly married to Riom; this +has consoled me in some degree for her loss. I had heard it said before, +and I made a representation upon the subject to my granddaughter. + +She laughed, and replied: "Ah, Madame, I thought I had the honour of +being so well known to you that you could not believe me guilty of so +great a folly; I who am so much blamed for my pride." + +This answer lulled my suspicions, and I no longer believed the story. +The father and mother would never have consented to this marriage; and +even if they had sanctioned such an impertinence I never would! + + [The Duchess, with her usual violence, teased her father to have her + marriage made public; this was also Riom's most ardent desire, who + had married her solely from ambitious motives. The Regent had + despatched Riom to the army for the purpose of gaining time. One + daughter was the result of the connection between Riom and the + Duchesse de Berri, who was afterwards sent into a convent at + Pontoisse.] + +The toad had made the Princess believe that he was a Prince of the House +of Aragon, and that the King of Spain unjustly withheld from him his +kingdom; but that if she would marry him he could sue for his claim +through the treaties of peace. Mouchi used to talk about this to the +Duchess from morning to night; and it was for this reason that she was so +greatly in favour. + +That Mouchi is the granddaughter of Monsieur's late surgeon. Her mother, +La Forcade, had been appointed by my son the gouvernante of his daughter +and son, and thus the young Forcade was brought up with the Duchesse de +Berri, who married her to Monsieur Mouchi, Master of the Wardrobe to the +Duke, and gave her a large marriage-portion. While the King lived the +Princess could not visit her much; and it was not until after his death +that she became the favourite, and was appointed by the Duchess second +dame d'atour. + + + +SECTION XX. + +MADEMOISELLE D'ORLEANS, LOUISE-ADELAIDE DE CHARTRES. + +Mademoiselle de Chartres, Madame d'Orleans' second daughter, is well +made, and is the handsomest of my granddaughters. She has a fine skin, a +superb complexion, very white teeth, good eyes, and a faultless shape, +but she stammers a little; her hands are extremely delicate, the red and +white are beautifully and naturally mingled in her skin. I never saw +finer teeth; they are like a row of pearls; and her gums are no less +beautiful. A Prince of Auhalt who is here is very much in love with her; +but the good gentleman is ugly enough, so that there is no danger. She +dances well, and sings better; reads music at sight, and understands the +accompaniment perfectly; and she sings without any grimace. She persists +in her project of becoming a nun; but I think she would be better in the +world, and do all in my power to change her determination: it seems, +however, to be a folly which there is no eradicating. Her tastes are all +masculine; she loves dogs, horses, and riding; all day long she is +playing with gunpowder, making fusees and other artificial fireworks. +She has a pair of pistols, which she is incessantly firing; she fears +nothing in the world, and likes nothing which women in general like; she +cares little about her person, and for this reason I think she will make +a good nun. + +She does not become a nun through jealousy of her sister, but from the +fear of being tormented by her mother and sister, whom she loves very +much, and in this she is right. She and her sister are not fond of their +mother's favourites, and cannot endure to flatter them. They have no +very reverent notions, either, of their mother's brother, and this is the +cause of dissensions. I never saw my granddaughter in better spirits +than on Sunday last; she was with her sister, on horseback, laughing, and +apparently in great glee. At eight o'clock in the evening her mother +arrived; we played until supper; I thought we were afterwards going to +play again, but Madame d'Orleans begged me to go into the cabinet with +her and Mademoiselle d'Orleans; the child there fell on her knees, and +begged my permission, and her mother's, to go to Chelles to perform her +devotions. I said she might do that anywhere, that the place mattered +not, but that all depended upon her own heart, and the preparation which +she made. She, however, persisted in her desire to go to Chelles. I +said to her mother: + +"You must decide whether your daughter shall go to Chelles or not." + +She replied, "We cannot hinder her performing her devotions." + + [In the Memoirs of the time it is said that Mademoiselle de + Chartres, being at the Opera with her mother, exclaimed, while + Caucherau was singing a very tender air," Ah! my dear Caucherau!" + and that her mother, thinking this rather too expressive, resolved + to send her to a convent.] + +So yesterday morning at seven o'clock she set off in a coach; she +afterwards sent back the carriage, with a letter to her father, her +mother, and myself, declaring that she will never more quit that accursed +cloister. Her mother, who has a liking for convents, is not very deeply +afflicted; she looks upon it as a great blessing to be a nun, but, for my +part, I think it is one of the greatest misfortunes. + +My son went yesterday to Chelles, and took with him the Cardinal de +Noailles, to try for the last time to bring his daughter away from the +convent. (20th July, 1718.) + +My heart is full when I think that our poor Mademoiselle d'Orleans has +made the profession of her vows. I said to her all I could, in the hope +of diverting her from this diabolical project, but all has been useless. +(23rd August, 1718.) I should not have restrained my tears if I had been +present at the ceremony of her profession. My son dreaded it also. I +cannot tell for what reason Mademoiselle d'Orleans resolved to become a +nun. Mademoiselle de Valois wanted to do the same thing, but she could +not prevail upon her mother. In the convent they assume the names of +saints. My granddaughter has taken that of Sister Bathilde; she is of +the Benedictine order. + +Madame d'Orleans has long wished her daughter to take this step, and it +was on her account that the former Abbess, Villars' sister, was prevailed +upon to quit the convent. He is in the interest of the Duc du Maine. I +do not see, however, that his sister has much to complain of, for they +gave her a pension of 12,000 livres until the first abbey should become +vacant. Madame d'Orleans is, however, vexed at the idea of Villars' +sister being obliged to yield to my son's daughter, which is, +nevertheless, as it should be. + +Our Abbess is upon worse terms than ever with her mother. She complains +that the latter never comes but to scold her. She does not envy her +sister her marriage, for she finds herself very happy, and in this she +displays great good sense. + + + + +SECTION XXI. + +MADEMOISELLE DE VALOIS, CHARLOTTE-AGLAE, CONSORT OF THE PRINCE OF MODENA. + +Mademoiselle de Valois is not, in my opinion, pretty, and yet +occasionally she does not look ugly. She has something like charms, +for her eyes, her colour and her skin are good. She has white teeth, +a large, ill-looking nose, and one prominent tooth, which when she laughs +has a bad effect. Her figure is drawn up, her head is sunk between her +shoulders, and what, in my opinion, is the worst part of her appearance, +is the ill grace with which she does everything. She walks like an old +woman of eighty. If she were a person not very anxious to please, I +should not be surprised at the negligence of her gait; but she likes to +be thought pretty. She is fond of dress, and yet she does not understand +that a good mien and graceful manners are the most becoming dress, and +that where these are wanting all the ornaments in the world are good for +nothing. She has a good deal of the Mortemart family in her, and is as +much like the Duchess of Sforza, the sister of Montespan, as if she were +her daughter; the falsehood of the Mortemarts displays itself in her +eyes. Madame d'Orleans would be the most indolent woman in the world but +for Madame de Valois, her daughter, who is worse than she. To me nothing +is more disgusting than a young person so indolent. She cares little for +me, or rather cannot bear me, and, for my part, I care as little for a +person so educated. + +She is not upon good terms with her mother, because she wanted to marry +her to the Prince de Dombes, the Duc du Maine's eldest son. The mother +says now reproachfully to her daughter that, if she had married her +nephew, neither his father's nor his own misfortunes would have taken +place. She cannot bear to have her daughter in her sight, and has begged +me to keep her with me. + +My son has agreed to give his daughter to the Prince of Modem, at which I +very sincerely rejoice. On the day before yesterday (28th November, +1719) she came hither with her mother to tell me that the courier had +arrived. Her eyes were swollen and red, and she looked very miserable. +The Duchess of Hanover tells me that the intended husband fell in love +with Mademoiselle de Valois at the mere sight of her portrait. I think +her rather pretty than agreeable. Her hawk nose spoils all, in my +opinion. Her legs are long, her body stout and short, and her gait +shows that she has not learnt to dance; in fact, she never would learn. +Still, if the interior was as good as the exterior, all might pass; but +she has as much of the father as of the mother in her, and this it is +that I dislike. + +Our bride-elect is putting, as we say here, as good a face as she can +upon a bad bargain; although her language is gay her eyes are swollen, +and it is suspected that she has been weeping all night. The Grand +Prior, who is also General of the Galleys, will escort his sister into +Italy. The Grand Duchess of Tuscany says that she will not see +Mademoiselle de Valois nor speak to her, knowing very well what Italy is, +and believing that Mademoiselle de Valois will not be able to reconcile +herself to it. She is afraid that if her niece should ever return to +France they will say, "There is the second edition of the Grand Duchess; +"and that for every folly she may commit towards her father-in-law and +husband they will add, "Such are the instructions which her aunt, the +Grand Duchess, has given her." For this reason she said she would not go +to see her. + +The present has come from Modena; it does not consist of many pieces; +there is a large jewel for the bride, with some very fine diamonds, in +the midst of which is the portrait of the Prince of Modena, but it is +badly executed. This present is to be given on the day of the marriage +and at the signature of the contract in the King's presence; this +ceremony will take place on the 11th (of February, 1720). The nuptial +benediction will be pronounced on Monday, and on Thursday she will set +off. I never in my life saw a bride more sorrowful; for the last three +days she has neither eaten nor drunk, and her eyes are filled with tears. + +I have been the prophetess of evil, but I have prophesied too truly. +When our Princess of Modena told me that she wished to go to Chelles to +bid her sister farewell, I told her that the measles had been in the +convent a short time before, that the Abbess herself had been attacked by +this disease, which was contagious. She replied that she would seek it. +I said such things are more easily found than anything good; you run a +risk of your life, and I recommend you to take care. Notwithstanding my +advice, she went on Sunday morning to Chelles, and passed the whole of +the day with her sister. Soon afterwards she found herself unwell, and +was laid up with the measles. Her consolation is that this illness +retards her journey. + +On the 12th of March (1720) my son brought his daughter to bid me +farewell. She could not articulate a word. She took my hands, kissed +and pressed them, and then clasped her own. My son was much affected +when he brought her. They thought at first of marrying her to the Prince +of Piedmont. Her father had given her some reason to hope for this +union, but he afterwards retracted. + + [According to Duclos it was Madame herself who prevented this + marriage by writing to the Queen of Sicily that she was too much her + friend to make her so worthless a present as Mademoiselle de Valois. + Duclos adds that the Regent only laughed at this German blunder of + his mother's.] + +She would have preferred marrying the Duke or the Comte de Charolois, +because then she would have remained with her friends. Her father has +given her several jewels. The King's present is superb. It consists of +fourteen very large and fine diamonds, to each of which are fastened +round pearls of the first water, and together they form a necklace. The +Grand Duchess advised her niece well in telling her not to follow her +example, but to endeavour to please her husband and father-in-law. + + [The same author (Duclos) says, on the contrary, that the Duchess + had given her niece the following advice: "My dear, do as I have + done. Have one or two children and try to get back to France; there + is nothing good for us out of that country."] + +The Prince of Modena will repair to Genoa incognito, because the Republic +has declared that they will pay due honours to his bride as a Princess of +the blood, but not as Princess of Modena. They have already begun to +laugh here at the amusements of Modena. She has sent to her father from +Lyons an harangue which was addressed to her by a curate. In spite of +her father, she will visit the whole of Provence. She will go to Toulon, +La Ste. Beaume, and I know not what. I believe she wishes to see +everything or anything except her husband. + + [She performed her journey so slowly that the Prince complained of + it, and the Regent was obliged to order his daughter to go directly + to the husband, who was expecting her.] + +It may truly be said of this Princess that she has eaten her white bread +first. + +All goes well at Modena at present, but the too charming brother-in-law +is not permitted to be at the petite soupers of his sister. The husband, +it is said, is delighted with his wife; but she has told him that he must +not be too fond of her, for that is not the fashion in France, and would +seem ridiculous. This declaration has not, as might be guessed, given +very great satisfaction in this country. + +The Grand Duchess says, in the time of the Queen-mother's regency, when +the Prince and his brother, the Prince de Conti, were taken to the +Bastille, they were asked what books they would have to amuse themselves +with? The Prince de Conti said he should like to have "The Imitation of +Jesus Christ;" and the Prince de Condo said he would rather like "The +Imitation of the Duc de Beaufort," who had then just left the Bastille. + +"I think," added the Duchess, "that the Princess of Modena will soon be +inclined to ask for 'The Imitation of the Grand Duchess.'" + + [The Princess of Modena did, in fact, go back to France, and + remained there for the rest of her life.] + +Our Princess of Modena has found her husband handsomer and likes him +better than she thought she should; she has even become so fond of him, +that she has twice kissed his hands; a great condescension for a person +so proud as she is, and who fancies that, there is not her equal on the +earth. + +The Duke of Modena is a very strange person in all matters. His son and +his son's wife have requested him to get rid of Salvatico, who has been +here in the quality of envoy. This silly person made on the journey a +declaration in form of his love for the Princess, and threatened her with +all sorts of misfortune if she did not accept his love. He began his +declaration with, + +"Ah! ah! ah! Madame, ah! ah! ah! Madame." + +The Princess interrupted him: "What do you mean with your ah's?" + +He replied, "Ah! the Prince of Modena is under great obligations; I have +made him happy." + +He had begun the same follies here, and was in the habit of entering the +Princess's chamber at all times, and he even had the impudence to be +jealous. The Princess complained of him to her husband, and he told his +father of it, begging him to send the rogue away; but the father was so +far from complying that he wanted to make Salvatico his major-domo. Upon +the whole, I think that Salvatico's love for our Princess of Modena is +fortunate for her; for, having learnt all that had passed here, + + [Mademoiselle de Valois had an amorous intrigue with the Duc de + Richelieu; and it is said that she only consented to marry the + Prince of Modena upon condition that her father, the Regent, would + set her husband at liberty. Madame had intimated to the Duc de + Richelieu that, if he approached the places where her granddaughter + was with her, his life would be in great peril.] + +he might have made inconvenient reports: he would, however, perhaps have +done it in vain, for the Prince would not have believed him. Salvatico +is quite crazy. He is the declared favourite of the Duke of Modena, +which verifies the German proverb, "Like will to like, as the devil said +to the collier." + +The Prince and Princess are very fond of each other; but it is said they +join in ridiculing the old father (2nd August, 1720). The Princess goes +about all day from room to room, crying, "How tired I am, how tiresome +everything is here! "She, however, lives a little better with her +husband than at the beginning. + + + + +SECTION XXII. + +THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN OF THE REGENT, DUC D'ORLEANS. + +My son has three illegitimate children, two boys and a girl; but only one +of them is legitimated, that is, his son by Mademoiselle de Seri, a lady +of noble family, and who was my Maid of Honour. The younger Margrave of +Anspach was also in love with her. This son is called the Chevalier +d'Orleans. The other, who is now (1716) about eighteen years old, is an +Abbe; he is the son of La Florence, a dancer at the Opera House. The +daughter is by Desmarets, the actress. My son says that the Chevalier +d'Orleans is more unquestionably his than any of the others; but, to tell +the truth, I think the Abbe has a stronger family likeness to my son than +the Chevalier, who is like none of them. I do not know where my son +found him; he is a good sort of person, but he has neither elegance nor +beauty. It is a great pity that the Abbe is illegitimate: he is well +made; his features are not bad; he has very good talents, and has studied +much.--[Duclos says that this 'eleve' of the Jesuits was, nevertheless, +the most zealous ignoramus that ever their school produced.]--He is a +good deal like the portraits of the late Monsieur in his youth, only that +he is bigger. When he stands near Mademoiselle de Valois it is easy to +see that they belong to the same father. My son purchased for the +Chevalier d'Orleans the office of General of the Galleys from the +Marechal de Tasse. He intends to make him a Knight of Malta, so that he +may live unmarried, for my son does not wish to have the illegitimate +branches of his family extended. The Chevalier does not want wit; but he +is a little satirical, a habit which he takes from his mother. + +My son will not recognize the Abbe Saint-Albin, on account of the +irregular life which his mother, La Florence, has led. He fears being +laughed at for acknowledging children so different. The Abbe Dubois was +a chief cause, too, why my son would not acknowledge this son. It was +because the Abbe, aspiring to the Cardinal's hat, was jealous of every +one who might be a competitor with him. I love this Abbe Saint-Albin, in +the first place, because he is attached to me, and, in the second, +because he is really very clever; he has wit and sense, with none of the +mummery of priests. My son does not esteem him half so much as he +deserves, for he is one of the best persons in the world; he is pious and +virtuous, learned in every point, and not vain. It is in vain for my son +to deny him; any one may see of what race he comes, and I am sorry that +he is not legitimated. My son is much more fond of Seri's Son. + +The poor Abbe de Saint-Albin is grieved to death at not being +acknowledged; while Fortune smiles upon his elder brother, he is +forgotten, despised, and has no rank; he seeks only to be legitimated. +I console him as well as I can; but why should I tease my son about the +business? + + [The Abbe de Saint-Albin was appointed Bishop of Laon, and, after + Dubois' death, Archbishop of Cambrai. When he wished to become a + member of the Parliament he could not give the names either of his + father or mother; he had been baptized in the name of Cauche, the + Regent's valet de chambre and purveyor.] + +It would only put him in the way of greater inconveniences, for, as he +has also several children by Parabere, she would be no less desirous that +he should legitimate hers. This consideration ties my tongue. + +The daughter of the actress Desmarets is somewhat like her mother, but +she is like no one else. She was educated in a convent at Saint Denis, +but had no liking for a nun's life. When my son had her first brought to +him she did not know who she was. When my son told her he was her +father, she was transported with joy, fancying that she was the daughter +of Seri and sister to the Chevalier; she thought, too, that she would be +legitimated immediately. When my son told her that could not be done, +and that she was Desmarets' daughter, she wept excessively. Her mother +had never been permitted to see her in the convent; the nuns would not +have allowed it, and her presence would have been injurious to the child. +From the time she was born, her mother had not seen her until the present +year (1719), when she saw her in a box at the theatre, and wept for joy. +My son married this girl to the Marquis de Segur. + +An actress at the Opera House, called Mdlle. d'Usg, who is since dead, +was in great favour with my son, but that did not last long. At her +death it appeared that, although she had had several children, neither +she nor her mother nor her grandmother had ever been married. + + + + +SECTION XXIII. + +THE CHEVALIER DE LORRAINE. + +The Chevalier de Lorraine looked very ill, but it was in consequence of +his excessive debauchery, for he had once been a handsome man. He had a +well-made person, and if the interior had answered to the exterior I +should have had nothing to say against him. He was, however, a very bad +man, and his friends were no better than he. Three or four years before +my husband's death, and for his satisfaction, I was reconciled with the +Chevalier, and from that time he did me no mischief. He was always +before so much afraid of being sent away that he used to tell Monsieur he +ought to know what I was saying and doing, that he might be apprised of +any attempt that should be made against the Chevalier or his creatures. + +He died so poor that his friends were obliged to bury him; yet he had +100,000 crowns of revenue, but he was so bad a manager that his people +always robbed him. Provided they would supply him when he wanted them +with a thousand pistoles for his pleasures or his play, he let them +dispose of his property as they thought fit. That Grancey drew large +sums from him. He met with a shocking death. He was standing near +Madame de Mare, Grancey's sister, and telling her that he had been +sitting up at some of his extravagant pleasures all night, and was +uttering the most horrible expressions, when suddenly he was stricken +with apoplexy, lost the power of speech, and shortly afterwards expired. + + [He died suddenly in his own house, playing at ombre, as many of his + family had done, and was regretted by no person except Mdlle. de + Lillebonne, to whom he was believed to have been privately married. + + --Note to Dangeau's Journal. This man, who was suspected of having + poisoned the King's sister-in-law, was nevertheless in possession of + four abbeys, the revenues of which defrayed the expenses of his + debaucheries.] + + + + +SECTION XXIV. + +PHILIP V., KING OF SPAIN. + +Louis XIV. wept much when his grandson set out for Spain. I could not +help weeping, too. The King accompanied him as far as Sceaux. The tears +and lamentations in the drawing-room were irresistible. The Dauphin was +also deeply affected. + +The King of Spain is very hunchbacked, and is not in other respects well +made; but he is bigger than his brothers. He has the best mien, good +features, and fine hair. What is somewhat singular, although his hair is +very light, his eyes are quite black; his complexion is clear red and +white; he has an Austrian mouth; his voice is deep, and he is singularly +slow in speaking. He is a good and peaceable sort of a person, but a +little obstinate when he takes it in his head. He loves his wife above +all things, leaves all affairs to her, and never interferes in anything. +He is very pious, and believes he should be damned if he committed any +matrimonial infidelity. But for his devotion he would be a libertine, +for he is addicted to women, and it is for this reason he is so fond of +his wife. He has a very humble opinion of his own merit. He is very +easily led, and for this reason the Queen will not lose sight of him. He +receives as current truths whatever is told him by persons to whom he is +accustomed, and never thinks of doubting. The good gentleman ought to be +surrounded by competent persons, for his own wit would not carry him far; +but he is of a good disposition, and is one of the quietest men in the +world. He is a little melancholy, and there is nothing in Spain to make +him gay. + +He must know people before he will speak to them at all. If you desire +him to talk you must tease him and rally him a little, or he will not +open his mouth. I have seen Monsieur very impatient at his talking to +me while he could not get a word from him. Monsieur did not take the +trouble to talk to him before he was a King, and then he wished him to +speak afterwards; that did not suit the King. He was not the same with +me. In the apartment, at table, or at the play, he used to sit beside +me. He was very fond of hearing tales, and I used to tell them to him +for whole evenings: this made him well accustomed to me, and he had +always something to ask me. I have often laughed at the answer he made +me when I said to him, "Come, Monsieur, why do not you talk to your +uncle, who is quite distressed that you never speak to him." + +"What shall I say to him?" he replied, "I scarcely know him." + +It is quite true that the Queen of Spain was at first very fond of the +Princesse des Ursins, and that she grieved much when that Princess was +dismissed for the first time. The story that is told of the Confessor is +also very true; only one circumstance is wanting in it, that is, that the +Duc de Grammont, then Ambassador, played the part of the Confessor, and +it was for this reason he was recalled. + +The Queen had one certain means of making the King do whatever she +wished. The good gentleman was exceedingly fond of her, and this +fondness she turned to good account. She had a small truckle-bed in her +room, and when the King would not comply with any of her requests she +used to make him sleep in this bed; but when she was pleased with him he +was admitted to her own bed; which was the very summit of happiness to +the poor King. After the Princesse des Ursins had departed, the King +recalled the Confessor from Rome, and kept him near his own person +(1718). + +The King of Spain can never forgive, and Madame des Ursins has told him +so many lies to my son's disadvantage that the King can never, while he +lives, be reconciled to him. + +Rebenac's--[Francois de Feuquieres, Called the Comte de Rebenac, +Extraordinary Ambassador to Spain.]--passion for the late Queen of Spain +was of no disadvantage to her; she only laughed at it, and did not care +for him. It was the Comte de Mansfeld, the man with the pointed nose, +who poisoned her. He bought over two of her French femmes de chambre to +give her poison in raw oysters; and they afterwards withheld from her the +antidote which had been entrusted to their care. + +The Queen of Spain, daughter of the first Madame,--[Henrietta of +England.]--died in precisely the same manner as she did, and at the same +age, but in a much more painful manner, for the violence of the poison +was such as to make her nails fall off. + + + + +SECTION XXV. + +THE DUCHESSE LOUISE-FRANCISQUE, CONSORT OF LOUIS III., DUC DE BOURBON. + +I knew a German gentleman who has now been dead a long time (1718), who +has sworn to me positively that the Duchess is not the daughter of the +King, but of Marechal de Noailles. He noted the time at which he saw the +Marshal go into Montespan's apartment, and it was precisely nine months +from that time that the Duchess came into the world. This German, whose +name was Bettendorf, was a brigadier in the Body Guard; and he was on +guard at Montespan's when the captain of the first company paid this +visit to the King's mistress. + +The Duchess is not prettier than her daughters, but she has more grace; +her manners are more fascinating and agreeable; her wit shines in her +eyes, but there is some malignity in them also. I always say she is like +a very pretty cat, which, while you play with it, lets you feel it has +claws. No person has a better carriage of the head. It is impossible to +dance better than the Duchess and her daughters can; but the mother +dances the best. I do not know how it is, but even her lameness is +becoming to her. The Duchess has the talent of saying things in so +pleasant a manner that one cannot help laughing. She is very amusing and +uncommonly good company; her notions are so very comical. When she +wishes to make herself agreeable to any one she is very insinuating, and +can take all shapes; if she were not also treacherous, one might say +truly that nobody is more amiable than the Duchess; she understands so +well how to accommodate herself to people's peculiar habits that one +would believe she takes a real interest in them; but there is nothing +certain about her. Although her sense is good, her heart is not. +Notwithstanding her ambition, she seems at first as if she thought only +of amusing and diverting herself and others; and she can feign so +skilfully that one would think she had been very agreeably entertained in +the society of persons, whom immediately upon her return home she will +ridicule in all possible ways. + +La Mailly complained to her aunt, old Maintenon, that her husband was in +love with the Duchess; but this husband, having afterwards been +captivated by an actress named Bancour, gave up to her all the Duchess's +letters, for which he was an impertinent rascal. The Duchess wrote a +song upon Mailly, in which she reproached her, notwithstanding her airs +of prudery, with an infidelity with Villeroi, a sergeant of the Guard. + +In the Duchess's house malice passes for wit, and therefore they are +under no restraint. The three sisters--the Duchess, the Princesse de +Conti, and Madame d'Orleans--behave to each other as if they were not +sisters. + +The Princess is a very virtuous person, and is much displeased at her +daughter-in-law's manner of life, for Lasso is with her by day and by +night; at the play, at the Opera, in visits, everywhere Lasso is seen +with her. + + + + +SECTION XXVI. + +THE YOUNGER DUCHESS. + +The Duke's wife is not an ill-looking person: she has good eyes, and +would be very well if she had not a, habit of stretching and poking out +her neck. Her shape is horrible; she is quite crooked; her back is +curved into the form of an S. I observed her one day, through curiosity, +when the Dauphine was helping her to dress. + +She is a wicked devil; treacherous in every way, and of a very dangerous +temper. Upon the whole, she is not good for much. Her falsehood was the +means of preventing the Duke from marrying one of my granddaughters. +Being the intimate friend of Madame de Berri, who was very desirous that +one of her sisters should marry the Duke and the other the Prince de +Conti, she promised to bring about the marriage, provided Madame de Berri +would say nothing of it to the King or to me. After having imposed this +condition, she told the King that Madame de Berri and my son were +planning a marriage without his sanction; in order to punish them she +begged the King to marry the Duke to herself, which was actually done. + +Thanks to her good sense, she lives upon tolerable terms with her +husband, although he has not much affection for her. They follow each +their own inclinations; they are not at all jealous of each other, and it +is said they have separate beds. + +She causes a great many troubles and embarrassments to her relation, the +young Princesse de Conti, and perfectly understands tormenting folks. + +The young Duchess died yesterday evening (22nd March, 1720). The Duke's +joy at the death of his wife will be greatly diminished when he learns +that she has bequeathed to her sister, Mademoiselle de la Roche-sur-Yon, +all her property; and as the husband and wife lived according to the +custom of Paris, 'en communaute', the Duke will be obliged to refund the +half of all he gained by Law's bank. + +After the death of the younger Duchess, the Princesse de Conti, her +mother, wrote to a Chevalier named Du Challar, who was the lover of the +deceased, to beg him to come and see her, as he was the only object left +connected with her daughter, and assuring him that he might reckon upon +her services in everything that depended upon her. It was the younger +Duchess who was so fond of Lasse, and who had been so familiar with him +at a masked ball. + +I recognized only two good qualities in her: her respect and affection +for her grandmother, the Princess, and the skill with which she concealed +her faults. Beside this, she was good for nothing, in whatever way her +character is regarded. That she was treacherous is quite certain; and +she shortened her life by her improper conduct. She neither loved nor +hated her husband, and they lived together more like brother and sister +than husband and wife. + +The Elector of Bavaria, during his stay at Paris, instead of visiting his +nephews and nieces, passed all his time, by day and by night, with the +Duchess and her daughters. As to me, he fled me as he would fly the +plague, and never spoke to me but in the company of M. de Torcy. The +Duchess had three of the handsomest daughters in the world: the one +called Mademoiselle de Clermont is extremely beautiful; but I think her +sister, the Princesse de Conti, more amiable. The Duchess can drink very +copiously without being affected; her daughters would fain imitate her, +but they soon get tipsy, and cannot control themselves as their mother +can. + + + + +SECTION XXVII. + +LOUIS III., DUC DE BOURBON. + +It is said that the Duke has solid parts; he does everything with a +certain nobility; he has a good person, but the loss of that eye, which +the Duc de Berri struck out, disfigures him much. He is certainly very +politic, and this quality he has from his mother. He is polite and well- +bred; his mind is not very comprehensive, and he has been badly +instructed. They say he is unfit for business for three reasons: +first, on account of his ignorance; secondly, for his want of +application; and, thirdly, for his impatience. I can see that in +examining him narrowly one would find many defects in him; but he has +also many praiseworthy qualities, and he possesses many friends. He has +a greatness and nobility of soul, and a good deportment. + +The Prince is in love with Madame de Polignac; but she is fond of the +Duke, who cannot yet forget Madame de Nesle, although she has dismissed +him to make room for that great calf, the Prince of Soubise. The latter +person is reported to have said, "Why does the Duke complain? Have I not +consented to share Madame de Nesle's favours with him whenever he +chooses?" + +Such is the delicacy which prevails here in affairs of love. + +The Duke is very passionate. When Madame de Nesle dismissed him he +almost died of vexation; he looked as if he was about to give up the +ghost, and for six months he did not know what to do. + +The Marquis de Villequier, the Duc d'Aumont's son, one day visited the +Marquise de Nesle. She took it into her head to ask him if he was very +fond of his wife. Villequier replied, "I am not in love with her; I see +her very little; our humours differ greatly. She is serious, and for my +part I like pleasure and gaiety. I feel for her a friendship founded on +esteem, for she is one of the most virtuous women in France." + +Madame de Nesle, of whom no man could say so much, took this for an +insult, and complained of it to the Duke, who promised to avenge her. +Some days afterwards he invited young Villequier to dine with him at the +Marquis de Nesle's; there were, besides Madame de Nesle, the Marquis de +Gevres, Madame de Coligny, and others. During dinner the Duke began +thus: + +"A great many men fancy they are sure of the fidelity of their wives, but +it is a mistake. I thought to protect myself from this common fate by +marrying a monster, but it served me nought; for a villain named Du +Challar, who was more ugly than I am, played me false. As to the Marquis +de Gevres, as he will never marry * * * , he will be exempt; but you, +Monsieur de Nesle, you are so and so." Nesle, who did not believe it, +although it was very true, only laughed. Then addressing himself to +Villequier, he said, "And you, Villequier, don't you think you are so?" +He was silent. The Duke continued, "Yes, you are befooled by the +Chevalier de Pesay." + +Villequier blushed, but at last said, "I confess that up to this moment I +had no reason to believe it; but since you put me into such good company +I have no right to complain." + +I do not think Madame de Nesle was well revenged. + +I remember that the Duke, who was terribly ill-made, said one day to the +late Monsieur, who was a straight, well-formed person, that a mask had +taken him for Monsieur. The latter, somewhat mortified at such a +mistake, replied, "I lay that, with all other wrongs done to me, at the +foot of the Cross." + +Ever since the Duchess espoused the party of her son against her brother +and his nephews, the Duke has displayed a great fondness for his mother, +about whom he never disturbed himself before. + +Mdlle. de Polignac made the Duke believe she was very fond of him. He +entertained great suspicions of her, and had her watched, and learnt that +she was carrying on a secret intrigue with the Chevalier of Bavaria. He +reproached her with it, and she denied the accusation. The Duke +cautioned her not to think that she could deceive him. She protested +that he had been imposed upon. As soon, however, as she had quitted him +she went to the Chevalier's house; and the Duke, who had her dogged, knew +whither she had gone. The next day he appointed her to visit him; she +went directly to the bedroom, believing that his suspicions were entirely +lulled. The Duke then opened the door wide, so that she might be seen +from the cabinet, which was full of men; and calling the Chevalier of +Bavaria, he said to him: "Here, Sir Chevalier, come and see your +mistress, who will now have no occasion to go so far to find you." + +Although the Duke and the Prince de Conti are brothers-in-law in two +ways, they cannot bear each other. + +The Duke is at this moment (1718) very strongly attached to Madame de +Prie. She has already received a good beating on his account from her +husband, but this does not deter her. She is said to have a good deal of +sense; she entirely governs the Duke, who is solely occupied with making +her unfaithful to M. de Prie. She has consoled the Duke for his +dismissal from Madame de Nesle; but it is said that she is unfaithful to +him, and that she has two other lovers. One is the Prince of Carignan, +and the other Lior, the King's first maitre d'hotel, which latter is the +handsomest of the three. + +It is impossible that the Duke can now inspire any woman with affection +for him. He is tall, thin as a lath; his legs are like those of a crane; +his body is bent and short, and he has no calves to his legs; his eyes +are so red that it is impossible to distinguish the bad eye from the good +one; his cheeks are hollow; his chin so long that one would not suppose +it belonged to the face; his lips uncommonly large: in short, I hardly +ever saw a man before so ugly. It is said that the inconstancy of his +mistress, Madame de Prie, afflicts him profoundly. + + The Marchioness was extremely beautiful, and her whole person was + very captivating. Possessing as many mental as personal charms, she + concealed beneath an apparent simplicity the most dangerous + treachery. Without the least conception of virtue, which, according + to her ideas, was a word void of sense, she affected innocence in + vice, was violent under an appearance of meekness, and libertine by + constitution. She deceived her lover with perfect impunity, who + would believe what she said even against the evidence of his own + eyes. I could mention several instances of this, if they were not + too indecent. It is, however, sufficient to say that she had one + day to persuade him that he was the cause of a libertinism of which + he was really the victim.--Memoires de Duclos, tome ii. It is well + known that, after the Duke assumed the Regency, upon the death of + the Regent, the Marchioness du Prie governed in his name; and that + she was exiled, and died two years afterwards of ennui and vexation. + +The Princess of Modena takes nothing by the death of the Duchess; the +Duke has said that he never would have married that Princess, and that +now he will not marry at all. + +In order that Mademoiselle de la Roche-sur-Yon may enjoy the millions +that belong to her of right, in consequence of her sister's death, it is +necessary first for her to receive them; but the Duke, it is reported, as +the good Duc de Crequi used to say, "Holds back as tight as the trigger +of the Cognac cross-bow;" and in fact he has not only refused to give up +to his sister what she should take under her sister's will, but he +disputes her right to the bank-notes which she had given to the Duchess +to take care of for her, when she herself was dangerously ill. + +The Duke and his mother are said to have gained each two hundred and +fifty millions. + +The Duke, who is looked upon as Law's very good friend, has been ill- +treated by the people, who have passed all kinds of insults upon him, +calling him even a dog. His brother, the Marquis de Clermont, too, has +fared little better; for they cried after him at the Port Royal, "Go +along, dog! you are not much better than your brother." His tutor +alighted for the purpose of haranguing the mob; but they picked up some +stones, and he soon found it expedient to get into the carriage again, +and make off with all speed. + + + + +SECTION XXVIII. + +FRANCOIS-LOUIS, PRINCE DE CONTI. + +The Prince de Conti, who died lately (in 1709), had good sense, courage, +and so many agreeable qualities as to make himself generally beloved. +But he had also some bad points in his character, for he was false, and +loved no person but himself. + +It is said that he caused his own death by taking stimulating medicines, +which destroyed a constitution naturally feeble. There had been some +talk of making him King of Poland.--[In 1696, after the death of John +Sobiesky.] + + + + +SECTION XXIX. + +THE GREAT PRINCESSE DE CONTI, DAUGHTER OF LA VALLIERE. + +This is of all the King's illegitimate daughters the one he most loves. +She is by far the most polite and well-bred, but she is now totally +absorbed by devotion. + + + + +SECTION XXX. + +THE PRINCESS PALATINE, MARIE-THERESE DE BOURBON, WIFE OF FRANCOIS-LOUIS, +PRINCE DE CONTI. + +This Princess is the only one of the House of Conde who is good for +anything. I think she must have some German blood in her veins. She is +little, and somewhat on one side, but she is not hunchbacked. She has +fine eyes, like her father; with this exception, she has no pretensions +to beauty, but she is virtuous and pious. What she has suffered on +account of her husband has excited general compassion; he was as jealous +as a fiend, though without the slightest cause. She never knew where she +was to pass the night. When she had made arrangements to sleep at +Versailles, he would take her from Paris to Chantilly, where she supposed +she was going to stay; then she was obliged to set out for Versailles. +He tormented her incessantly in all possible ways, and he looked, +moreover, like a little ape. The late Queen had two paroquets, one of +which was the very picture of the Prince, while the other was as much +like the Marechal de Luxembourg as one drop of water is like another. + +Notwithstanding all that the Princess has suffered, she daily regrets the +loss of her husband. I am often quite angry to see her bewailing her +widowhood instead of enjoying the repose which it affords her; she wishes +that her husband were alive again, even although he should torment her +again as much as before. + +She was desirous that Mademoiselle de Conde should marry the late +Margrave; this lady was incomparably more handsome than her sister; but I +think he had a greater inclination for Mademoiselle de Vendome, because +she seemed to be more modest and quiet. + +The Princess, who has been born and educated here, had not the same +dislike that I felt to her son's marrying an illegitimate child, and yet +she has repented it no less. She is exceedingly unhappy with respect to +her children. The Princesse de Conti, mother of the Prince de Conti, who +is rather virtuous than otherwise, is nevertheless a little simpleton, +and is something like the Comtesse Pimbeche Orbeche, for she is always +wishing to be engaged in lawsuits against her mother; who, on her part, +has used all possible means, but without success, to be reconciled to +her. On Thursday last (10th March, 1720) she lost her cause, and I am +very glad of it, for it was an unjust suit. The younger Princess wished +the affair to be referred to arbitration; but the son would have the +business carried through, and made his counsel accuse his mother of +falsehood. The advocate of the Princess replied as follows: + +"The sincerity of the Princesse de Conti and of the Princess her daughter +are so well known that all the world can judge of them." This has amused +the whole palace. + + + + +SECTION XXXI. + +LOUISE-ELIZABETH, PRINCESSE DE CONTI, CONSORT OF LOUIE-ARMAND DE CONTI. + +She is a person full of charms, and a striking proof that grace is +preferable to beauty. When she chooses to make herself agreeable, it is +impossible to resist her. Her manners are most fascinating; she is full +of gentleness, never displaying the least ill-humour, and always saying +something kind and obliging. It is greatly to be regretted that she is +not in the society of more virtuous persons, for she is herself naturally +very good; but she is spoiled by bad company. She has an ugly fool for +her husband, who has been badly brought up; and the examples which are +constantly before her eyes are so pernicious that they have corrupted her +and made her careless of her reputation. Her amiable, unaffected manners +are highly delightful to foreigners. Among others, some Bavarians have +fallen in love with her, as well as the Prince Ragotzky; but she +disgusted him with her coquetry. + +She does not love her husband, and cannot do so, no less on account of +his ugly person than for his bad temper. It is not only his face that is +hideous, but his whole person is frightful and deformed. She terrified +him by placing some muskets and swords near her bed, and assuring him +that if he came there again with his pistols charged, she would take the +gun and fire upon him, and if she missed, she would fall upon him with +the sword. Since this time he has left off carrying his pistols. + +Her husband teased her, and made her weep so much that she has lost her +child, and her health is again injured. + + + + +SECTION XXXII. + +LOUIE-ARMAND, PRINCE DE CONTI. + +It cannot be denied that his whole appearance is extremely repulsive. He +is a horribly ill-made little man, and is always absent-minded, which +gives him a distracted air, as if he were really crazy. When it could be +the least expected, too, he will fall over his own walking-stick. The +folks in the palace were so much accustomed to this in the late King's +time, that they used always to say, when they heard anything fall, + +"It's nothing; only the Prince de Conti tumbling down." + +He has sense, but he has been brought up like a scullion boy; he has +strange whimsies, of which he is quite aware himself, but which he cannot +control. His wife is a charming woman, and is much to be pitied for +being in fear of her life from this madman, who often threatens her with +loaded pistols. Fortunately, she has plenty of courage and does not fear +him. Notwithstanding this, he is very fond of her; and this is the more +surprising, because his love for the sex is not very strong; and although +he visits improper places occasionally, it is only for the purpose of +tormenting the poor wretches who are to be found there. Before he was +married he felt no, affection for any woman but his mother, who also +loved him very tenderly. She is now vexed at having no longer the same +ascendency over her son, and is jealous of her daughter-in-law because +the Prince loves her alone. This occasions frequent disturbances in the +house. The mother has had a house: built at some distance from her son. +When they are good friends, she dismisses the workmen; but when they +quarrel, she doubles the number and hastens the work, so that one may +always tell, upon a mere inspection of the building, upon what terms the +Princesse de Conti and her son are living. The mother wished to have her +grandson to educate; her daughter-in-law opposed it because she preferred +taking care of him herself; and then ensued a dog-and-cat quarrel. The +wife, who is cunning enough, governs her husband entirely, and has gained +over his favourites to be her creatures. She is the idol of the-whole +house. + +In order to prevent the Prince de Conti from going to Hungary, the +government of Poitou has been bought for him, and a place in the Council +of the Regency allotted to him; by this means they have retained the wild +beast. + +Our young Princess says her husband has a rheum in his eyes. + +To amuse her, he reads aloud Ovid in the original; and although she does +not understand one word of Latin, she is obliged to listen and to remain +silent, even though any one should come in; for if anybody interrupts him +he is angry, and scolds all who are in the apartment. + +At the last masked ball (4th March, 1718) some one who had dressed +himself like the Prince de Conti, and wore a hump on his back, went and +sat beside him. "Who are you, mask?" asked the Prince. + +The other replied, "I am the Prince de Conti." + +Without the least ill-temper, the Prince took off his mask, and, +laughing, said, "See how a man may be deceived. I have been fancying for +the last twenty years that I was the Prince de Conti." To keep one's +temper on such an occasion is really an uncommon thing. + +The Prince thought himself quite cured, but he has had a relapse in +Spain, and, although he is a general of cavalry, he cannot mount his +horse. I said on Tuesday last (17th July, 1719) to the young Princesse +de Conti that I heard her husband was not entirely recovered. She +laughed and whispered to me,-- + +"Oh, yes, he is quite well; but he pretends not to be so that he may +avoid going to the siege, where he may be killed, for he is as cowardly +as an ape." I think if I had as little inclination for war as he has, I +would not engage in the campaign at all; there is nothing to oblige him +to do so-it is to reap glory, not to encounter shame, that men go into +the army. His best friends, Lanoue and Cleremont, for example, have +remonstrated with him on this subject, and he has quarrelled with them in +consequence. It is an unfortunate thing for a man not to know himself. + +The Prince is terribly afflicted with a dysentery. They wanted to carry +him to Bayonne, but he has so violent a fever that he would not be able +to support the journey. He is therefore obliged to stay with the army +(25th August, 1719). + +He has been back nine or ten days, but I have heard nothing of him yet; +he is constantly engaged in the Rue de Quincampoix, trying to gain money +among the stock-jobbers (19th September, 1719). + +At length he has been to see me. Perhaps there was this morning less +stock-jobbing than usual in the Rue de Quincampoix, for there he has been +ever since his return. His cousin, the Duke, is engaged in the same +pursuit. The Prince de Conti has not brought back much honour from the +campaign; he is too much addicted to debauchery of all kinds. + +Although he can be polite when he chooses, no one can behave more +brutally than he does occasionally, and he becomes more and more mad +daily. + +At one of the last opera balls he seized a poor little girl just come +from the country, took her from her mother's side, and, placing her +between his own legs, amused himself by slapping and filliping her until +he made her nose and mouth bleed. The young girl, who had done nothing +to offend him, and who did not even know him, wept bitterly; but he only +laughed, and said, "Cannot I give nice fillips?" All who were witnesses +of this brutal scene pitied her; but no one dared come to the poor +child's assistance, for they were afraid of having anything to do with +this violent madman. He makes the most frightful grimaces, and I, who am +extremely frightened at crazy people, tremble whenever I happen to be +alone with him. + +His wicked pranks remind me of my own. When I was a child I used to take +touchwood, and, placing pieces of it over my eyes and in my mouth, I hid +myself upon the staircase for the purpose of terrifying the people; but I +was then much afraid of ghosts, so that I was always the first to be +frightened. It is in the same way that the Prince de Conti does; he +wishes to make himself feared, and he is the most timid person in the +world. + +The Duke and his mother, as well as Lasse, the friend of the latter, have +gained several millions. The Prince has gained less, and yet his +winnings, they say, amount to millions. + + [He had four wagons loaded with silver carried from Law's bank, in + exchange for his paper money; and this it was that accelerated Law's + disgrace, and created a kind of popularity for the Prince de Conti.] + +The two cousins do not stir from the Rue de Quincampoix, which has given +rise to the following epigram: + + Prince dites nous vos exploits + Que faites vous pour votre gloire? + Taisez-vous sots!--Lisez l'histoire + De la rue de Quincampoix. + +But the person who had gained most by this affair is Dantin, who is +horridly avaricious. + +The Princesse de Conti told me that she had had her son examined in his +infancy by Clement, for the purpose of ascertaining whether he was in +every respect well made; and that he, having found the child perfectly +well made, went to the Prince de Conti, and said to him: "Monseigneur, I +have examined the shape of the young Prince who is just born: he is at +all points well formed, let him sleep without a bolster that he may +remain so; and only imagine what grief it would occasion to the Princesse +de Conti, who has brought him into the world straight, if you should make +him crooked." + +The Prince de Conti wished to speak of something else, but Clement still +returned to the same topic, saying, "Remember, Monseigneur, he is +straight as a wand, and do not make him crooked and hunchbacked." + +The Prince de Conti, not being able to endure this, ran away. + + + + +SECTION XXXIII. + +THE ABBE DUBOIS. + +My son had a sub-governor, and he it was who appointed the Abbe, a very +learned person, to be his tutor. The sub-governor's intention was to +have dismissed the Abbe as soon as he should have taught my son +sufficiently, and, excepting during the time occupied by the lessons, +he never suffered him to remain with his pupil. But this good gentleman +could not accomplish his design; for being seized with a violent colic, +he died, unhappily for me, in a few hours. The Abbe then proposed +himself to supply his place. There was no other preceptor near at hand, +so the Abbe remained with my son, and assumed so adroitly the language of +an honest man that I took him for one until my son's marriage; then it +was that I discovered all his knavery. I had a strong regard for him, +because I thought he was tenderly attached to my son, and only desired to +promote his advantage; but when I found that he was a treacherous person, +who thought only of his own interest, and that, instead of carefully +trying to preserve my son's honour, he plunged him into ruin by +permitting him to give himself up to debauchery without seeming to +perceive it, then my esteem for this artful priest was changed into +disgust. I know, from my son himself, that the Abbe, having one day met +him in the street, just as he was about to enter a house of ill-fame, did +nothing but laugh at him, instead of taking him by the arm and leading +him home again. By this culpable indulgence, and by the part he took in +my son's marriage, he has proved that there is neither faith nor honesty +in him. I know that I do him no wrong in suspecting him to have +contributed to my son's marriage; what I say I have from my son himself, +and from people who were living with that old Maintenon at the time, when +the Abbe used to go nightly for the purpose of arranging that intrigue +with her, the object of which was to sell and betray his master. He +deceives himself if he fancies that I do not know all this. At first he +had declared in my favour, but after the old woman had sent for him two +or three times he suddenly changed his conduct. It was not, however, on +this that the King afterwards took a dislike to him, but for a nefarious +scheme in which he was engaged with the Pere La Chaise. Monsieur was as +much vexed as I. The King and the old woman threatened to dismiss all +his favourites, which made him consent to everything; he repented +afterwards, but it was then too late. + +I would to God that the Abbe Dubois had as much religion as he has +talent! but he believes in nothing--he is treacherous and wicked--his +falsehood may be seen in his very eyes. He has the look of a fox; and +his device is an animal of this sort, creeping out of his hole and +watching a fowl. He is unquestionably a good scholar, talks well, and +has instructed my son well; but I wish he had ceased to visit his pupil +after his tuition was terminated. I should not then have to regret this +unfortunate marriage, to which I can never reconcile myself. Excepting +the Abbe Dubois there is no priest in my son's favour. He has a sort of +indistinctness in his speech, which makes it sometimes necessary for him +to repeat his words; and this often annoys me. + +If there is anything which detracts from the Abbe's good sense it is his +extreme pride; it is a weak side upon which he may always be successfully +attacked. I wish my son had as little confidence in him as I have; but +what astonishes me most is that, knowing him as he does, better than I +do, he will still trust him. My son is like the rest of his family; he +cannot get rid of persons to whom he is accustomed, and as the Abbe has +been his tutor, he has acquired a habit of suffering him to say anything +he chooses. By his amusing wit, too, he always contrives to restore +himself to my son's good graces, even when the latter has been displeased +with him. + +If the Abbe had been choked with his first lie he had been dead long ago. +Lying is an art in which he excels, and the more eminently where his own +interest is concerned; if I were to enumerate all the lies I have known +him to utter I should have a long list to write. He it was who suggested +to the King all that was necessary to be said to him respecting my son's +marriage, and for this purpose he had secret interviews with Madame de +Maintenon. He affects to think we are upon good terms, and whatever I +say to him, however disagreeable, he takes it all with a smile. + +My son has most amply recompensed the Abbe Dubois; he has given him the +place of Secretary of the King's Cabinet, which M. Calieres formerly +held, and which is worth 22,000 livres; he has also given him a seat in +the Council of Regency for the Foreign Affairs. + +My son assures me that it is not his intention to make the Abbe Dubois a +Cardinal, and that the Abbe himself does not think about it (17th August, +1717). + +On the 6th of March, this disagreeable priest came to me and said, +"Monseigneur has just nominated me Archbishop of Cambrai." I replied, +"I congratulate you upon it; but has this taken place today? I heard of +it a week ago; and, since you were seen to take the oaths on your +appointment, no one has doubted it." It is said that the Duc de Mazarin +said, on the Abbe's first Mass, "The Abbe Dubois is gone to his first +communion;" meaning that he had never before taken the communion in all +his life. I embarrassed my son by remarking to him that he had changed +his opinion since he told me the Abbe should never become Bishop or +Archbishop, and that he did not think of being Cardinal. My son blushed +and answered, "It is very true; but I had good reason for changing my +intention." "Heaven grant it may be so," I said, "for it must be by +God's mercy, and not from the exercise of your own reason." + +The Archbishop of Cambrai is the declared enemy of our Abbe Saint-Albin. +The word arch is applicable to all his qualities; he is an arch-cheat, an +arch-hypocrite, an arch-flatterer, and, above all, an arch-knave. + +It is reported that a servant of the Archbishop of Rheims said to a +servant of the Archbishop of Cambrai, "Although my master is not a +Cardinal, he is still a greater lord than yours, for he consecrates the +Kings." + +"Yes," replied the Abbe Dubois' servant, "but my master consecrates the +real God, who is still greater than all Kings." + + + + +SECTION XXXIV. + +MR. LAW. + +Mr. Law is a very honest and a very sensible man; he is extremely polite +to everybody, and very well bred. He does not speak French ill--at +least, he speaks it much better than Englishmen in general. It is said +that when his brother arrived in Paris, Mr. Law made him a present of +three millions (of livres); he has good talents, and has put the affairs +of the State in such good order that all the King's debts have been paid. +He is admirably skilled in all that relates to finance. The late King +would have been glad to employ him, but, as Mr. Law was not a Catholic, +he said he ought not to confide in him (19th Sept., 1719). + +He (Law) says that, of all the persons to whom he has explained his +system, there have been only two who have properly comprehended it, and +these are the King of Sicily and my son; he was quite astonished at their +having so readily understood it. He is so much run after, that he has no +repose by day or by night. A Duchess even kissed his hand publicly. + +If a Duchess can do this, what will not other ladies do? + +Another lady, who pursued him everywhere, heard that he was at Madame de +Simiane's, and immediately begged the latter to permit her to dine with +her. Madame de Simiane went to her and said she must be excused for that +day, as Mr. Law was to dine with her. Madame de Bouchu replied that it +was for this reason expressly she wished to be invited. Madame de +Simiane only repeated that she did not choose to have Mr. Law troubled, +and so quitted her. Having, however, ascertained the dinner-hour, Madame +de Bouchu passed before the house in her coach, and made her coachman and +footman call out "Fire!" Immediately all the company quitted the table +to know where the fire was, and among them Mr. Law appeared. As soon as +Madame de Bouchu saw him, she jumped out of her carriage to speak to him; +but he, guessing the trick, instantly disappeared. + +Another lady ordered her carriage to be driven opposite to Mr. Law's +hotel and then to be overturned. Addressing herself to the coachman, she +said, "Overturn here, you blockhead--overturn!" Mr. Law ran out to her +assistance, when she confessed to him that she had done this for the sole +purpose of having an interview with him. + +A servant had gained so much in the Rue de Quincampoix, that he was +enabled to set up his equipage. When his coach was brought home, he +forgot who he was, and mounted behind. His servant cried out, "Ah, sir! +what are you doing? this is your own carriage." + +"That is true," said the quondam servant; "I had forgotten." + +Mr. Law's coachman having also made a very considerable sum, demanded +permission to retire from his service. His master gave it him, on +condition of his procuring him another good coachman. On the next day, +the wealthy coachman made his appearance with two persons, both of whom +were, he said, good coachmen; and that Mr. Law had only to choose which +of them he liked, while he, the coachman, would take the other. + +People of all nations in Europe are daily coming to Paris; and it has +been remarked that the number of souls in the capital has been increased +by 250,000 more than usual. It has been necessary to make granaries into +bedrooms; there is such a profusion of carriages that the streets are +choked up with them, and many persons run great danger. + +Some ladies of quality seeing a well-dressed woman covered with diamonds, +and whom nobody knew, alight from a very handsome carriage, were curious +to know who it was, and sent to enquire of the lackey. He replied, with +a sneer, "It is a lady who has recently tumbled from a garret into this +carriage." This lady was probably of the same sort as Madame Bejon's +cook. That lady, being at the opera, some days back, saw a person in +a costly dress, and decorated with a great quantity of jewels, but very +ugly, enter the theatre. The daughter said, "Mamma, unless I am very +much deceived, that lady so dressed out is Mary, our cook-maid." + +"Hold your tongue, my dear," said the mother, "and don't talk such +nonsense." + +Some of the young people, who were in the amphitheatre, began to cry out, +"Mary, the cook-maid! Mary, the cook-maid!" + +The lady in the fine dress rose and said, "Yes, madam, I am Mary, the +cook-maid; I have gained some money in the Rue de Quincampoix; I like to +be well-dressed; I have bought some fine gowns, and I have paid for them. +Can you say so much for your own?" + +Mr. Law is not the only person who has bought magnificent jewels and +extensive estates. The Duke, too, has become immensely rich, as well as +all those who have held stock. Mr. Law has made his abjuration at Melun; +he has embraced the Catholic religion, with his children, and his wife is +in utter despair at it. + + [The abjuration did not take place at Paris, because the jokes of + the Parisians were to be dreaded. The Abbe Tencin was so fortunate + as to have the office of converting Mr. Law. "He gained by this + pious labour," says Duclos, "a large sum in bank-notes and stock."] + +It is amusing enough to see how the people run after him in crowds only +to be looked at by him or his son. He has had a terrible quarrel with +the Prince de Conti, who wished Mr. Law to do at the bank a thing which +my son had forbidden. The Prince de Conti said to Mr. Law, "Do you know +who I am?" + +"Yes, Prince," replied Law, "or I should not treat you as I have done." + +"Then," said the Prince, "you ought to obey me." + +"I will obey you," replied Law, "when you shall be Regent;" and he +withdrew. + +The Princesse de Leon would be taken to the bank, and made her footmen +cry out, "Room for the Princesse de Lion." At the same time she, who is +very little, slipped into the place where the bankers and their clerks +were sitting. + +"I want some stock," said she. + +The clerk replied, "You must have patience, madame, the certificates are +delivered in rotation, and you must wait until those who applied before +you are served." + +At the same time he opened the drawer where the stock-papers were kept; +the Princess snatched at them; the clerk tried to prevent her, and a +fight ensued. The clerk was now alarmed at having beaten a lady of +quality, and ran out to ask the servants who the Princesse de Leon was. +One of the footmen-said, "She is a lady of high rank, young and +beautiful." + +"Well, then," said the clerk, "it cannot be she." + +Another footman said, "The Princesse de Leon is a little woman with a +hunch before and another behind, and with arms so long that they nearly +reach the ground." + +"Then," replied the clerk, "that is she." + +Mr. Law is not avaricious; he gives away large soma in charity, and +assists many indigent people. + +When my son wanted some Duchess to accompany my daughter to Geneva, some +one, who heard him speaking about it, said, "if, Monsieur, you would like +to select from a number of Duchesses, send to Mr. Law's; you will find +them all there." + +Lord Stair cannot conceal his hatred of Mr. Law, and yet he has gained at +least three millions by him. + +Mr. Law's son was to have danced in the King's ballet, but he has been +attacked by the small-pox (9th Feb., 1720). + + ......................... + +My son has been obliged to displace Mr. Law. This person, who was +formerly worshipped like a god, is now not sure of his life; it is +astonishing how greatly terrified he is. He is no longer Comptroller- +General, but continues to hold the place of Director-General of the Bank +and of the East India Company; certain members of the Parliamentary +Council have, however, been joined with him to watch over the business +of the Bank. + + [In the Council of the Regency, the Duc d'Orleans was obliged to: + admit that Law issued papers to the amount of 1,200 millions above + the legal sum; and that he (the Regent) had protected him from all + responsibility by decrees of the Council which had been ante-dated. + The total, amount of bank-notes in circulation was 2,700,000,000 + livres.] + +His friend, the Duc d'Antin wanted to get the place of Director. + +The Duke at first spoke strongly against Law; but it is said that a sum +of four millions, three of which went to him and one to Madame de Prie, +has engaged him to undertake Law's defence. My son is not timid, +although he is threatened on all sides, and is very much amused with +Law's terrors (25th June, 1720). + +At length the latter is somewhat recovered, and continues to be great +friends with the Duke: this is very pleasant to the Duc de Conti, and +makes him behave so strangely that his infirmity is observed by the +people. It is fortunate for us that Law is so great a coward, otherwise +he would be very troublesome to my son, who, learning that he was joining +in a cabal against him, told his wife of it. "Well, Monsieur," said she, +"what would you have him do? He likes to be talked of, and he has no +other way of accomplishing it. What would people have to say of him if +he did not?" + +On the 17th of June, while I was at the Carmelites, Madame de Chateau- +Thiers came to me in my chamber, and said, "M. de Simiane is just come in +from the Palais Royal, and he thinks it fit you should know that upon +your return you will find the court of the Palais Royal filled with +people, who, though they do not say anything, will not disperse." + +At six o'clock this morning they brought in three dead bodies, which M. +Le Blanc ordered to be carried away immediately. + +Mr. Law has taken refuge in the Palais Royal. The populace have done him +no harm, but his coachman has been pelted on his return, and the carriage +broken to pieces. It was the coachman's own fault, who said aloud that +the people were rabble, and ought to be all hanged. I saw immediately +that it would not do to display any fear, and I set off. There was such +a stoppage of the carriages that I was obliged to wait half an hour +before I could get into the Palais Royal. During this time I heard the +people talking; they said nothing against my son, and bestowed +benedictions upon me, but they all wished Law to be hanged. When I +reached the Palais Royal all was calm again; my son came to me +immediately, and, notwithstanding the alarm I had felt, he made me laugh; +as for himself, he had not the least fear. He told me that the first +president had made a good impromptu upon this affair. Having occasion to +go down into the court, he heard what the people had done with Law's +carriage, and, upon returning to the Salon, he said with great gravity: + + "Messieurs, bonne nouvelle, + Le carrosse de Law est en canelle." + +Is not this a becoming jest for such serious personages? M. Le Blanc +went into the midst of the people with great firmness, and made a speech +to them; he afterwards had Law escorted home and all became tranquil. + +It is almost impossible that Law should escape, for the same soldiers who +protect him from the fury of the people will not permit him to go out of +their hands. He is by no means at his ease, and yet I think the people +do not now intend to pursue him any farther, for they have begun to make +all kinds of songs about him. + +Law is said to be in such an agony of fear that he has not been able to +venture to my son's at Saint Cloud, although he sent a carriage to fetch +him. He is a dead man; he is as pale as a sheet, and it is said can +never get over his last panic. The people's hatred of the Duke arises +from his being the friend of Law, whose children he carried to Saint +Maur, where they are to remain. + +M. Boursel, passing through the Rue Saint Antoine in his way from the +Jesuits' College, had his carriage stopped by a hackney coachman, who +would neither come on nor go back. M. Boursel's footman, enraged at his +obstinacy, struck the coachman, and, M. Boursel getting out of his coach +to restrain his servant's rage, the coachman resolved to be avenged of +both master and man, and so began to cry out, "Here is Law going to kill +me; fall upon him." + +The people immediately ran with staves and stones, and attacked Boursel, +who took refuge in the church of the Jesuits. He was pursued even to the +altar, where he found a little door opened which led into the convent. +He rushed through and shut it after him, by which means he saved his +life. + +M. de Chiverni, the tutor of the Duc de Chartres, was going into the +Palais Royal in a chair, when a child about eight years old cried out, +"There goes Law!" and the people immediately assembled. M. Chiverni, who +is a little, meagre-faced, ugly old man, said pleasantly enough, "I knew +very well I had nothing to fear when I should show them my face and +figure." + +As soon as they saw him they suffered him to get quietly into his chair +and to enter the gates of the palace. + +On the 10th of December (1720), Law withdrew; he is now at one of his +estates about six miles from Paris. The Duke, who wished to visit him, +thought proper to take Mdlle. de Prie's post-chaise, and put his footman +into a grey livery, otherwise the people would have known and have +maltreated him. + +Law is gone to Brussels; Madame de Prie lent him her chaise. When he +returned it, he wrote thanking her, and at the same time sent her a ring +worth 100,000 livres. The Duke provided him with relays, and made four +of his own people accompany him. When he took leave of my son, Law said +to him, "Monsieur, I have committed several great faults, but they are +merely such as are incident to humanity; you will find neither malice nor +dishonesty in my conduct." His wife would not go away until she had paid +all their debts; he owed to his rotisseur alone 10,000 livres. + + [Mr. Law retired to Venice, and there ended his days. Some memoirs + state that he was not married to the Englishwoman who passed for his + wife.] + + + + +ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS: + +Bad company spoils good manners +Duc de Grammont, then Ambassador, played the Confessor +Frequent and excessive bathing have undermined her health +It is an unfortunate thing for a man not to know himself +Like will to like + + + + +End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of Memoirs of Louis XIV. and Regency, +v3, by Elizabeth-Charlotte, Duchesse d'Orleans + diff --git a/old/cm20b10.zip b/old/cm20b10.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..c4f5181 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/cm20b10.zip |
