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+EDINBURGH
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+INTRODUCTORY.
+
+
+
+THE ancient and famous metropolis of the North sits
+overlooking a windy estuary from the slope and summit of
+three hills. No situation could be more commanding for
+the head city of a kingdom; none better chosen for noble
+prospects. From her tall precipice and terraced gardens
+she looks far and wide on the sea and broad champaigns.
+To the east you may catch at sunset the spark of the May
+lighthouse, where the Firth expands into the German
+Ocean; and away to the west, over all the carse of
+Stirling, you can see the first snows upon Ben Ledi.
+
+But Edinburgh pays cruelly for her high seat in one
+of the vilest climates under heaven. She is liable to be
+beaten upon by all the winds that blow, to be drenched
+with rain, to be buried in cold sea fogs out of the east,
+and powdered with the snow as it comes flying southward
+from the Highland hills. The weather is raw and
+boisterous in winter, shifty and ungenial in summer, and
+a downright meteorological purgatory in the spring. The
+delicate die early, and I, as a survivor, among bleak
+winds and plumping rain, have been sometimes tempted to
+envy them their fate. For all who love shelter and the
+blessings of the sun, who hate dark weather and perpetual
+tilting against squalls, there could scarcely be found a
+more unhomely and harassing place of residence. Many
+such aspire angrily after that Somewhere-else of the
+imagination, where all troubles are supposed to end.
+They lean over the great bridge which joins the New Town
+with the Old - that windiest spot, or high altar, in this
+northern temple of the winds - and watch the trains
+smoking out from under them and vanishing into the tunnel
+on a voyage to brighter skies. Happy the passengers who
+shake off the dust of Edinburgh, and have heard for the
+last time the cry of the east wind among her chimney-
+tops! And yet the place establishes an interest in
+people's hearts; go where they will, they find no city of
+the same distinction; go where they will, they take a
+pride in their old home.
+
+Venice, it has been said, differs from another
+cities in the sentiment which she inspires. The rest may
+have admirers; she only, a famous fair one, counts lovers
+in her train. And, indeed, even by her kindest friends,
+Edinburgh is not considered in a similar sense. These
+like her for many reasons, not any one of which is
+satisfactory in itself. They like her whimsically, if
+you will, and somewhat as a virtuoso dotes upon his
+cabinet. Her attraction is romantic in the narrowest
+meaning of the term. Beautiful as she is, she is not so
+much beautiful as interesting. She is pre-eminently
+Gothic, and all the more so since she has set herself off
+with some Greek airs, and erected classic temples on her
+crags. In a word, and above all, she is a curiosity.
+The Palace of Holyrood has been left aside in the growth
+of Edinburgh, and stands grey and silent in a workman's
+quarter and among breweries and gas works. It is a house
+of many memories. Great people of yore, kings and
+queens, buffoons and grave ambassadors, played their
+stately farce for centuries in Holyrood. Wars have been
+plotted, dancing has lasted deep into the night, - murder
+has been done in its chambers. There Prince Charlie held
+his phantom levees, and in a very gallant manner
+represented a fallen dynasty for some hours. Now, all
+these things of clay are mingled with the dust, the
+king's crown itself is shown for sixpence to the vulgar;
+but the stone palace has outlived these charges. For
+fifty weeks together, it is no more than a show for
+tourists and a museum of old furniture; but on the fifty-
+first, behold the palace reawakened and mimicking its
+past. The Lord Commissioner, a kind of stage sovereign,
+sits among stage courtiers; a coach and six and
+clattering escort come and go before the gate; at night,
+the windows are lighted up, and its near neighbours, the
+workmen, may dance in their own houses to the palace
+music. And in this the palace is typical. There is a
+spark among the embers; from time to time the old volcano
+smokes. Edinburgh has but partly abdicated, and still
+wears, in parody, her metropolitan trappings. Half a
+capital and half a country town, the whole city leads a
+double existence; it has long trances of the one and
+flashes of the other; like the king of the Black Isles,
+it is half alive and half a monumental marble. There are
+armed men and cannon in the citadel overhead; you may see
+the troops marshalled on the high parade; and at night
+after the early winter even-fall, and in the morning
+before the laggard winter dawn, the wind carries abroad
+over Edinburgh the sound of drums and bugles. Grave
+judges sit bewigged in what was once the scene of
+imperial deliberations. Close by in the High Street
+perhaps the trumpets may sound about the stroke of noon;
+and you see a troop of citizens in tawdry masquerade;
+tabard above, heather-mixture trowser below, and the men
+themselves trudging in the mud among unsympathetic by-
+standers. The grooms of a well-appointed circus tread
+the streets with a better presence. And yet these are
+the Heralds and Pursuivants of Scotland, who are about to
+proclaim a new law of the United Kingdom before two-score
+boys, and thieves, and hackney-coachmen. Meanwhile every
+hour the bell of the University rings out over the hum of
+the streets, and every hour a double tide of students,
+coming and going, fills the deep archways. And lastly,
+one night in the springtime - or say one morning rather,
+at the peep of day - late folk may hear voices of many
+men singing a psalm in unison from a church on one side
+of the old High Street; and a little after, or perhaps a
+little before, the sound of many men singing a psalm in
+unison from another church on the opposite side of the
+way. There will be something in the words above the dew
+of Hermon, and how goodly it is to see brethren dwelling
+together in unity. And the late folk will tell
+themselves that all this singing denotes the conclusion
+of two yearly ecclesiastical parliaments - the
+parliaments of Churches which are brothers in many
+admirable virtues, but not specially like brothers in
+this particular of a tolerant and peaceful life.
+
+Again, meditative people will find a charm in a
+certain consonancy between the aspect of the city and its
+odd and stirring history. Few places, if any, offer a
+more barbaric display of contrasts to the eye. In the
+very midst stands one of the most satisfactory crags in
+nature - a Bass Rock upon dry land, rooted in a garden
+shaken by passing trains, carrying a crown of battlements
+and turrets, and describing its war-like shadow over the
+liveliest and brightest thoroughfare of the new town.
+From their smoky beehives, ten stories high, the unwashed
+look down upon the open squares and gardens of the
+wealthy; and gay people sunning themselves along Princes
+Street, with its mile of commercial palaces all beflagged
+upon some great occasion, see, across a gardened valley
+set with statues, where the washings of the Old Town
+flutter in the breeze at its high windows. And then,
+upon all sides, what a clashing of architecture! In this
+one valley, where the life of the town goes most busily
+forward, there may be seen, shown one above and behind
+another by the accidents of the ground, buildings in
+almost every style upon the globe. Egyptian and Greek
+temples, Venetian palaces and Gothic spires, are huddled
+one over another in a most admired disorder; while, above
+all, the brute mass of the Castle and the summit of
+Arthur's Seat look down upon these imitations with a
+becoming dignity, as the works of Nature may look down
+the monuments of Art. But Nature is a more
+indiscriminate patroness than we imagine, and in no way
+frightened of a strong effect. The birds roost as
+willingly among the Corinthian capitals as in the
+crannies of the crag; the same atmosphere and daylight
+clothe the eternal rock and yesterday's imitation
+portico; and as the soft northern sunshine throws out
+everything into a glorified distinctness - or easterly
+mists, coming up with the blue evening, fuse all these
+incongruous features into one, and the lamps begin to
+glitter along the street, and faint lights to burn in the
+high windows across the valley - the feeling grows upon
+you that this also is a piece of nature in the most
+intimate sense; that this profusion of eccentricities,
+this dream in masonry and living rock, is not a drop-
+scene in a theatre, but a city in the world of every-day
+reality, connected by railway and telegraph-wire with all
+the capitals of Europe, and inhabited by citizens of the
+familiar type, who keep ledgers, and attend church, and
+have sold their immortal portion to a daily paper. By
+all the canons of romance, the place demands to be half
+deserted and leaning towards decay; birds we might admit
+in profusion, the play of the sun and winds, and a few
+gipsies encamped in the chief thoroughfare; but these
+citizens with their cabs and tramways, their trains and
+posters, are altogether out of key. Chartered tourists,
+they make free with historic localities, and rear their
+young among the most picturesque sites with a grand human
+indifference. To see them thronging by, in their neat
+clothes and conscious moral rectitude, and with a little
+air of possession that verges on the absurd, is not the
+least striking feature of the place. *
+
+* These sentences have, I hear, given offence in my
+native town, and a proportionable pleasure to our rivals
+of Glasgow. I confess the news caused me both pain and
+merriment. May I remark, as a balm for wounded fellow-
+townsmen, that there is nothing deadly in my accusations?
+Small blame to them if they keep ledgers: 'tis an
+excellent business habit. Churchgoing is not, that ever
+I heard, a subject of reproach; decency of linen is a
+mark of prosperous affairs, and conscious moral rectitude
+one of the tokens of good living. It is not their fault
+it the city calls for something more specious by way of
+inhabitants. A man in a frock-coat looks out of place
+upon an Alp or Pyramid, although he has the virtues of a
+Peabody and the talents of a Bentham. And let them
+console themselves - they do as well as anybody else; the
+population of (let us say) Chicago would cut quite as
+rueful a figure on the same romantic stage. To the
+Glasgow people I would say only one word, but that is of
+gold; I HAVE NOT YET WRITTEN A BOOK ABOUT GLASGOW.
+
+And the story of the town is as eccentric as its
+appearance. For centuries it was a capital thatched with
+heather, and more than once, in the evil days of English
+invasion, it has gone up in flame to heaven, a beacon to
+ships at sea. It was the jousting-ground of jealous
+nobles, not only on Greenside, or by the King's Stables,
+where set tournaments were fought to the sound of
+trumpets and under the authority of the royal presence,
+but in every alley where there was room to cross swords,
+and in the main street, where popular tumult under the
+Blue Blanket alternated with the brawls of outlandish
+clansmen and retainers. Down in the palace John Knox
+reproved his queen in the accents of modern democracy.
+In the town, in one of those little shops plastered like
+so many swallows' nests among the buttresses of the old
+Cathedral, that familiar autocrat, James VI., would
+gladly share a bottle of wine with George Heriot the
+goldsmith. Up on the Pentland Hills, that so quietly
+look down on the Castle with the city lying in waves
+around it, those mad and dismal fanatics, the Sweet
+Singers, haggard from long exposure on the moors, sat day
+and night with 'tearful psalmns' to see Edinburgh
+consumed with fire from heaven, like another Sodom or
+Gomorrah. There, in the Grass-market, stiff-necked,
+covenanting heroes, offered up the often unnecessary, but
+not less honourable, sacrifice of their lives, and bade
+eloquent farewell to sun, moon, and stars, and earthly
+friendships, or died silent to the roll of drums. Down
+by yon outlet rode Grahame of Claverhouse and his thirty
+dragoons, with the town beating to arms behind their
+horses' tails - a sorry handful thus riding for their
+lives, but with a man at the head who was to return in a
+different temper, make a dash that staggered Scotland to
+the heart, and die happily in the thick of fight. There
+Aikenhead was hanged for a piece of boyish incredulity;
+there, a few years afterwards, David Hume ruined
+Philosophy and Faith, an undisturbed and well-reputed
+citizen; and thither, in yet a few years more, Burns came
+from the plough-tail, as to an academy of gilt unbelief
+and artificial letters. There, when the great exodus was
+made across the valley, and the New Town began to spread
+abroad its draughty parallelograms, and rear its long
+frontage on the opposing hill, there was such a flitting,
+such a change of domicile and dweller, as was never
+excelled in the history of cities: the cobbler succeeded
+the earl; the beggar ensconced himself by the judge's
+chimney; what had been a palace was used as a pauper
+refuge; and great mansions were so parcelled out among
+the least and lowest in society, that the hearthstone of
+the old proprietor was thought large enough to be
+partitioned off into a bedroom by the new.
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+OLD TOWN - THE LANDS.
+
+
+THE Old Town, it is pretended, is the chief
+characteristic, and, from a picturesque point of view,
+the liver-wing of Edinburgh. It is one of the most
+common forms of depreciation to throw cold water on the
+whole by adroit over-commendation of a part, since
+everything worth judging, whether it be a man, a work of
+art, or only a fine city, must be judged upon its merits
+as a whole. The Old Town depends for much of its effect
+on the new quarters that lie around it, on the
+sufficiency of its situation, and on the hills that back
+it up. If you were to set it somewhere else by itself,
+it would look remarkably like Stirling in a bolder and
+loftier edition. The point is to see this embellished
+Stirling planted in the midst of a large, active, and
+fantastic modern city; for there the two re-act in a
+picturesque sense, and the one is the making of the
+other.
+
+The Old Town occupies a sloping ridge or tail of
+diluvial matter, protected, in some subsidence of the
+waters, by the Castle cliffs which fortify it to the
+west. On the one side of it and the other the new towns
+of the south and of the north occupy their lower,
+broader, and more gentle hill-tops. Thus, the quarter of
+the Castle over-tops the whole city and keeps an open
+view to sea and land. It dominates for miles on every
+side; and people on the decks of ships, or ploughing in
+quiet country places over in Fife, can see the banner on
+the Castle battlements, and the smoke of the Old Town
+blowing abroad over the subjacent country. A city that
+is set upon a hill. It was, I suppose, from this distant
+aspect that she got her nickname of AULD REEKIE. Perhaps
+it was given her by people who had never crossed her
+doors: day after day, from their various rustic Pisgahs,
+they had seen the pile of building on the hill-top, and
+the long plume of smoke over the plain; so it appeared to
+them; so it had appeared to their fathers tilling the
+same field; and as that was all they knew of the place,
+it could be all expressed in these two words.
+
+Indeed, even on a nearer view, the Old Town is
+properly smoked; and though it is well washed with rain
+all the year round, it has a grim and sooty aspect among
+its younger suburbs. It grew, under the law that
+regulates the growth of walled cities in precarious
+situations, not in extent, but in height and density.
+Public buildings were forced, wherever there was room for
+them, into the midst of thoroughfares; thorough - fares
+were diminished into lanes; houses sprang up story after
+story, neighbour mounting upon neighbour's shoulder, as
+in some Black Hole of Calcutta, until the population
+slept fourteen or fifteen deep in a vertical direction.
+The tallest of these LANDS, as they are locally termed,
+have long since been burnt out; but to this day it is not
+uncommon to see eight or ten windows at a flight; and the
+cliff of building which hangs imminent over Waverley
+Bridge would still put many natural precipices to shame.
+The cellars are already high above the gazer's head,
+planted on the steep hill-side; as for the garret, all
+the furniture may be in the pawn-shop, but it commands a
+famous prospect to the Highland hills. The poor man may
+roost up there in the centre of Edinburgh, and yet have a
+peep of the green country from his window; he shall see
+the quarters of the well-to-do fathoms underneath, with
+their broad squares and gardens; he shall have nothing
+overhead but a few spires, the stone top-gallants of the
+city; and perhaps the wind may reach him with a rustic
+pureness, and bring a smack of the sea or of flowering
+lilacs in the spring.
+
+It is almost the correct literary sentiment to
+deplore the revolutionary improvements of Mr. Chambers
+and his following. It is easy to be a conservator of the
+discomforts of others; indeed, it is only our good
+qualities we find it irksome to conserve. Assuredly, in
+driving streets through the black labyrinth, a few
+curious old corners have been swept away, and some
+associations turned out of house and home. But what
+slices of sunlight, what breaths of clean air, have been
+let in! And what a picturesque world remains untouched!
+You go under dark arches, and down dark stairs and
+alleys. The way is so narrow that you can lay a hand on
+either wall; so steep that, in greasy winter weather, the
+pavement is almost as treacherous as ice. Washing
+dangles above washing from the windows; the houses bulge
+outwards upon flimsy brackets; you see a bit of sculpture
+in a dark corner; at the top of all, a gable and a few
+crowsteps are printed on the sky. Here, you come into a
+court where the children are at play and the grown people
+sit upon their doorsteps, and perhaps a church spire
+shows itself above the roofs. Here, in the narrowest of
+the entry, you find a great old mansion still erect, with
+some insignia of its former state - some scutcheon, some
+holy or courageous motto, on the lintel. The local
+antiquary points out where famous and well-born people
+had their lodging; and as you look up, out pops the head
+of a slatternly woman from the countess's window. The
+Bedouins camp within Pharaoh's palace walls, and the old
+war-ship is given over to the rats. We are already a far
+way from the days when powdered heads were plentiful in
+these alleys, with jolly, port-wine faces underneath.
+Even in the chief thoroughfares Irish washings flutter at
+the windows, and the pavements are encumbered with
+loiterers.
+
+These loiterers are a true character of the scene.
+Some shrewd Scotch workmen may have paused on their way
+to a job, debating Church affairs and politics with their
+tools upon their arm. But the most part are of a
+different order - skulking jail-birds; unkempt, bare-foot
+children; big-mouthed, robust women, in a sort of uniform
+of striped flannel petticoat and short tartan shawl;
+among these, a few surpervising constables and a dismal
+sprinkling of mutineers and broken men from higher ranks
+in society, with some mark of better days upon them, like
+a brand. In a place no larger than Edinburgh, and where
+the traffic is mostly centred in five or six chief
+streets, the same face comes often under the notice of an
+idle stroller. In fact, from this point of view,
+Edinburgh is not so much a small city as the largest of
+small towns. It is scarce possible to avoid observing
+your neighbours; and I never yet heard of any one who
+tried. It has been my fortune, in this anonymous
+accidental way, to watch more than one of these downward
+travellers for some stages on the road to ruin. One man
+must have been upwards of sixty before I first observed
+him, and he made then a decent, personable figure in
+broad-cloth of the best. For three years he kept falling
+- grease coming and buttons going from the square-skirted
+coat, the face puffing and pimpling, the shoulders
+growing bowed, the hair falling scant and grey upon his
+head; and the last that ever I saw of him, he was
+standing at the mouth of an entry with several men in
+moleskin, three parts drunk, and his old black raiment
+daubed with mud. I fancy that I still can hear him
+laugh. There was something heart-breaking in this
+gradual declension at so advanced an age; you would have
+thought a man of sixty out of the reach of these
+calamities; you would have thought that he was niched by
+that time into a safe place in life, whence he could pass
+quietly and honourably into the grave.
+
+One of the earliest marks of these DEGRINGOLADES is,
+that the victim begins to disappear from the New Town
+thoroughfares, and takes to the High Street, like a
+wounded animal to the woods. And such an one is the type
+of the quarter. It also has fallen socially. A
+scutcheon over the door somewhat jars in sentiment where
+there is a washing at every window. The old man, when I
+saw him last, wore the coat in which he had played the
+gentleman three years before; and that was just what gave
+him so pre-eminent an air of wretchedness.
+
+It is true that the over-population was at least as
+dense in the epoch of lords and ladies, and that now-a-
+days some customs which made Edinburgh notorious of yore
+have been fortunately pretermitted. But an aggregation
+of comfort is not distasteful like an aggregation of the
+reverse. Nobody cares how many lords and ladies, and
+divines and lawyers, may have been crowded into these
+houses in the past - perhaps the more the merrier. The
+glasses clink around the china punch-bowl, some one
+touches the virginals, there are peacocks' feathers on
+the chimney, and the tapers burn clear and pale in the
+red firelight. That is not an ugly picture in itself,
+nor will it become ugly upon repetition. All the better
+if the like were going on in every second room; the LAND
+would only look the more inviting. Times are changed.
+In one house, perhaps, two-score families herd together;
+and, perhaps, not one of them is wholly out of the reach
+of want. The great hotel is given over to discomfort
+from the foundation to the chimney-tops; everywhere a
+pinching, narrow habit, scanty meals, and an air of
+sluttishness and dirt. In the first room there is a
+birth, in another a death, in a third a sordid drinking-
+bout, and the detective and the Bible-reader cross upon
+the stairs. High words are audible from dwelling to
+dwelling, and children have a strange experience from the
+first; only a robust soul, you would think, could grow up
+in such conditions without hurt. And even if God tempers
+His dispensations to the young, and all the ill does not
+arise that our apprehensions may forecast, the sight of
+such a way of living is disquieting to people who are
+more happily circumstanced. Social inequality is nowhere
+more ostentatious than at Edinburgh. I have mentioned
+already how, to the stroller along Princes Street, the
+High Street callously exhibits its back garrets. It is
+true, there is a garden between. And although nothing
+could be more glaring by way of contrast, sometimes the
+opposition is more immediate; sometimes the thing lies in
+a nutshell, and there is not so much as a blade of grass
+between the rich and poor. To look over the South Bridge
+and see the Cowgate below full of crying hawkers, is to
+view one rank of society from another in the twinkling of
+an eye.
+
+One night I went along the Cowgate after every one
+was a-bed but the policeman, and stopped by hazard before
+a tall LAND. The moon touched upon its chimneys, and
+shone blankly on the upper windows; there was no light
+anywhere in the great bulk of building; but as I stood
+there it seemed to me that I could hear quite a body of
+quiet sounds from the interior; doubtless there were many
+clocks ticking, and people snoring on their backs. And
+thus, as I fancied, the dense life within made itself
+faintly audible in my ears, family after family
+contributing its quota to the general hum, and the whole
+pile beating in tune to its timepieces, like a great
+disordered heart. Perhaps it was little more than a
+fancy altogether, but it was strangely impressive at the
+time, and gave me an imaginative measure of the
+disproportion between the quantity of living flesh and
+the trifling walls that separated and contained it.
+
+There was nothing fanciful, at least, but every
+circumstance of terror and reality, in the fall of the
+LAND in the High Street. The building had grown rotten
+to the core; the entry underneath had suddenly closed up
+so that the scavenger's barrow could not pass; cracks and
+reverberations sounded through the house at night; the
+inhabitants of the huge old human bee-hive discussed
+their peril when they encountered on the stair; some had
+even left their dwellings in a panic of fear, and
+returned to them again in a fit of economy or self-
+respect; when, in the black hours of a Sunday morning,
+the whole structure ran together with a hideous uproar
+and tumbled story upon story to the ground. The physical
+shock was felt far and near; and the moral shock
+travelled with the morning milkmaid into all the suburbs.
+The church-bells never sounded more dismally over
+Edinburgh than that grey forenoon. Death had made a
+brave harvest, and, like Samson, by pulling down one
+roof, destroyed many a home. None who saw it can have
+forgotten the aspect of the gable; here it was plastered,
+there papered, according to the rooms; here the kettle
+still stood on the hob, high overhead; and there a cheap
+picture of the Queen was pasted over the chimney. So, by
+this disaster, you had a glimpse into the life of thirty
+families, all suddenly cut off from the revolving years.
+The LAND had fallen; and with the LAND how much! Far in
+the country, people saw a gap in the city ranks, and the
+sun looked through between the chimneys in an unwonted
+place. And all over the world, in London, in Canada, in
+New Zealand, fancy what a multitude of people could
+exclaim with truth: 'The house that I was born in fell
+last night!'
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+THE PARLIAMENT CLOSE.
+
+
+
+TIME has wrought its changes most notably around the
+precincts of St. Giles's Church. The church itself, if
+it were not for the spire, would be unrecognisable; the
+KRAMES are all gone, not a shop is left to shelter in its
+buttresses; and zealous magistrates and a misguided
+architect have shorn the design of manhood, and left it
+poor, naked, and pitifully pretentious. As St. Giles's
+must have had in former days a rich and quaint appearance
+now forgotten, so the neighbourhood was bustling,
+sunless, and romantic. It was here that the town was
+most overbuilt; but the overbuilding has been all rooted
+out, and not only a free fair-way left along the High
+Street with an open space on either side of the church,
+but a great porthole, knocked in the main line of the
+LANDS, gives an outlook to the north and the New Town.
+
+There is a silly story of a subterranean passage
+between the Castle and Holyrood, and a bold Highland
+piper who volunteered to explore its windings. He made
+his entrance by the upper end, playing a strathspey; the
+curious footed it after him down the street, following
+his descent by the sound of the chanter from below; until
+all of a sudden, about the level of St. Giles's, the
+music came abruptly to an end, and the people in the
+street stood at fault with hands uplifted. Whether he
+was choked with gases, or perished in a quag, or was
+removed bodily by the Evil One, remains a point of doubt;
+but the piper has never again been seen or heard of from
+that day to this. Perhaps he wandered down into the land
+of Thomas the Rhymer, and some day, when it is least
+expected, may take a thought to revisit the sunlit upper
+world. That will be a strange moment for the cabmen on
+the stance besides St. Giles's, when they hear the drone
+of his pipes reascending from the bowels of the earth
+below their horses' feet.
+
+But it is not only pipers who have vanished, many a
+solid bulk of masonry has been likewise spirited into the
+air. Here, for example, is the shape of a heart let into
+the causeway. This was the site of the Tolbooth, the
+Heart of Midlothian, a place old in story and namefather
+to a noble book. The walls are now down in the dust;
+there is no more SQUALOR CARCERIS for merry debtors, no
+more cage for the old, acknowledged prison-breaker; but
+the sun and the wind play freely over the foundations of
+the jail. Nor is this the only memorial that the
+pavement keeps of former days. The ancient burying-
+ground of Edinburgh lay behind St. Giles's Church,
+running downhill to the Cowgate and covering the site of
+the present Parliament House. It has disappeared as
+utterly as the prison or the Luckenbooths; and for those
+ignorant of its history, I know only one token that
+remains. In the Parliament Close, trodden daily
+underfoot by advocates, two letters and a date mark the
+resting-place of the man who made Scotland over again in
+his own image, the indefatigable, undissuadable John
+Knox. He sleeps within call of the church that so often
+echoed to his preaching.
+
+Hard by the reformer, a bandy-legged and garlanded
+Charles Second, made of lead, bestrides a tun-bellied
+charger. The King has his backed turned, and, as you
+look, seems to be trotting clumsily away from such a
+dangerous neighbour. Often, for hours together, these
+two will be alone in the Close, for it lies out of the
+way of all but legal traffic. On one side the south wall
+of the church, on the other the arcades of the Parliament
+House, enclose this irregular bight of causeway and
+describe their shadows on it in the sun. At either end,
+from round St. Giles's buttresses, you command a look
+into the High Street with its motley passengers; but the
+stream goes by, east and west, and leaves the Parliament
+Close to Charles the Second and the birds. Once in a
+while, a patient crowd may be seen loitering there all
+day, some eating fruit, some reading a newspaper; and to
+judge by their quiet demeanour, you would think they were
+waiting for a distribution of soup-tickets. The fact is
+far otherwise; within in the Justiciary Court a man is
+upon trial for his life, and these are some of the
+curious for whom the gallery was found too narrow.
+Towards afternoon, if the prisoner is unpopular, there
+will be a round of hisses when he is brought forth. Once
+in a while, too, an advocate in wig and gown, hand upon
+mouth, full of pregnant nods, sweeps to and fro in the
+arcade listening to an agent; and at certain regular
+hours a whole tide of lawyers hurries across the space.
+
+The Parliament Close has been the scene of marking
+incidents in Scottish history. Thus, when the Bishops
+were ejected from the Convention in 1688, 'all fourteen
+of them gathered together with pale faces and stood in a
+cloud in the Parliament Close:' poor episcopal personages
+who were done with fair weather for life! Some of the
+west-country Societarians standing by, who would have
+'rejoiced more than in great sums' to be at their
+hanging, hustled them so rudely that they knocked their
+heads together. It was not magnanimous behaviour to
+dethroned enemies; but one, at least, of the Societarians
+had groaned in the BOOTS, and they had all seen their
+dear friends upon the scaffold. Again, at the 'woeful
+Union,' it was here that people crowded to escort their
+favourite from the last of Scottish parliaments: people
+flushed with nationality, as Boswell would have said,
+ready for riotous acts, and fresh from throwing stones at
+the author of 'Robinson Crusoe' as he looked out of
+window.
+
+One of the pious in the seventeenth century, going
+to pass his TRIALS (examinations as we now say) for the
+Scottish Bar, beheld the Parliament Close open and had a
+vision of the mouth of Hell. This, and small wonder, was
+the means of his conversion. Nor was the vision
+unsuitable to the locality; for after an hospital, what
+uglier piece is there in civilisation than a court of
+law? Hither come envy, malice, and all uncharitableness
+to wrestle it out in public tourney; crimes, broken
+fortunes, severed households, the knave and his victim,
+gravitate to this low building with the arcade. To how
+many has not St. Giles's bell told the first hour after
+ruin? I think I see them pause to count the strokes, and
+wander on again into the moving High Street, stunned and
+sick at heart.
+
+A pair of swing doors gives admittance to a hall
+with a carved roof, hung with legal portraits, adorned
+with legal statuary, lighted by windows of painted glass,
+and warmed by three vast fires. This is the SALLE DES
+PAS PERDUS of the Scottish Bar. Here, by a ferocious
+custom, idle youths must promenade from ten till two.
+From end to end, singly or in pairs or trios, the gowns
+and wigs go back and forward. Through a hum of talk and
+footfalls, the piping tones of a Macer announce a fresh
+cause and call upon the names of those concerned.
+Intelligent men have been walking here daily for ten or
+twenty years without a rag of business or a shilling of
+reward. In process of time, they may perhaps be made the
+Sheriff-Substitute and Fountain of Justice at Lerwick or
+Tobermory. There is nothing required, you would say, but
+a little patience and a taste for exercise and bad air.
+To breathe dust and bombazine, to feed the mind on
+cackling gossip, to hear three parts of a case and drink
+a glass of sherry, to long with indescribable longings
+for the hour when a man may slip out of his travesty and
+devote himself to golf for the rest of the afternoon, and
+to do this day by day and year after year, may seem so
+small a thing to the inexperienced! But those who have
+made the experiment are of a different way of thinking,
+and count it the most arduous form of idleness.
+
+More swing doors open into pigeon-holes where judges
+of the First Appeal sit singly, and halls of audience
+where the supreme Lords sit by three or four. Here, you
+may see Scott's place within the bar, where he wrote many
+a page of Waverley novels to the drone of judicial
+proceeding. You will hear a good deal of shrewdness,
+and, as their Lordships do not altogether disdain
+pleasantry, a fair proportion of dry fun. The broadest
+of broad Scotch is now banished from the bench; but the
+courts still retain a certain national flavour. We have
+a solemn enjoyable way of lingering on a case. We treat
+law as a fine art, and relish and digest a good
+distinction. There is no hurry: point after point must
+be rightly examined and reduced to principle; judge after
+judge must utter forth his OBITER DICTA to delighted
+brethren.
+
+Besides the courts, there are installed under the
+same roof no less than three libraries: two of no mean
+order; confused and semi-subterranean, full of stairs and
+galleries; where you may see the most studious-looking
+wigs fishing out novels by lanthorn light, in the very
+place where the old Privy Council tortured Covenanters.
+As the Parliament House is built upon a slope, although
+it presents only one story to the north, it measures
+half-a-dozen at least upon the south; and range after
+range of vaults extend below the libraries. Few places
+are more characteristic of this hilly capital. You
+descend one stone stair after another, and wander, by the
+flicker of a match, in a labyrinth of stone cellars.
+Now, you pass below the Outer Hall and hear overhead,
+brisk but ghostly, the interminable pattering of legal
+feet. Now, you come upon a strong door with a wicket: on
+the other side are the cells of the police office and the
+trap-stair that gives admittance to the dock in the
+Justiciary Court. Many a foot that has gone up there
+lightly enough, has been dead-heavy in the descent. Many
+a man's life has been argued away from him during long
+hours in the court above. But just now that tragic stage
+is empty and silent like a church on a week-day, with the
+bench all sheeted up and nothing moving but the sunbeams
+on the wall. A little farther and you strike upon a
+room, not empty like the rest, but crowded with
+PRODUCTIONS from bygone criminal cases: a grim lumber:
+lethal weapons, poisoned organs in a jar, a door with a
+shot-hole through the panel, behind which a man fell
+dead. I cannot fancy why they should preserve them
+unless it were against the Judgment Day. At length, as
+you continue to descend, you see a peep of yellow
+gaslight and hear a jostling, whispering noise ahead;
+next moment you turn a corner, and there, in a
+whitewashed passage, is a machinery belt industriously
+turning on its wheels. You would think the engine had
+grown there of its own accord, like a cellar fungus, and
+would soon spin itself out and fill the vaults from end
+to end with its mysterious labours. In truth, it is only
+some gear of the steam ventilator; and you will find the
+engineers at hand, and may step out of their door into
+the sunlight. For all this while, you have not been
+descending towards the earth's centre, but only to the
+bottom of the hill and the foundations of the Parliament
+House; low down, to be sure, but still under the open
+heaven and in a field of grass. The daylight shines
+garishly on the back windows of the Irish quarter; on
+broken shutters, wry gables, old palsied houses on the
+brink of ruin, a crumbling human pig-sty fit for human
+pigs. There are few signs of life, besides a scanty
+washing or a face at a window: the dwellers are abroad,
+but they will return at night and stagger to their
+pallets.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+LEGENDS.
+
+
+
+THE character of a place is often most perfectly
+expressed in its associations. An event strikes root and
+grows into a legend, when it has happened amongst
+congenial surroundings. Ugly actions, above all in ugly
+places, have the true romantic quality, and become an
+undying property of their scene. To a man like Scott,
+the different appearances of nature seemed each to
+contain its own legend ready made, which it was his to
+call forth: in such or such a place, only such or such
+events ought with propriety to happen; and in this spirit
+he made the LADY OF THE LAKE for Ben Venue, the HEART OF
+MIDLOTHIAN for Edinburgh, and the PIRATE, so
+indifferently written but so romantically conceived, for
+the desolate islands and roaring tideways of the North.
+The common run of mankind have, from generation to
+generation, an instinct almost as delicate as that of
+Scott; but where he created new things, they only forget
+what is unsuitable among the old; and by survival of the
+fittest, a body of tradition becomes a work of art. So,
+in the low dens and high-flying garrets of Edinburgh,
+people may go back upon dark passages in the town's
+adventures, and chill their marrow with winter's tales
+about the fire: tales that are singularly apposite and
+characteristic, not only of the old life, but of the very
+constitution of built nature in that part, and singularly
+well qualified to add horror to horror, when the wind
+pipes around the tall LANDS, and hoots adown arched
+passages, and the far-spread wilderness of city lamps
+keeps quavering and flaring in the gusts.
+
+Here, it is the tale of Begbie the bank-porter,
+stricken to the heart at a blow and left in his blood
+within a step or two of the crowded High Street. There,
+people hush their voices over Burke and Hare; over drugs
+and violated graves, and the resurrection-men smothering
+their victims with their knees. Here, again, the fame of
+Deacon Brodie is kept piously fresh. A great man in his
+day was the Deacon; well seen in good society, crafty
+with his hands as a cabinet-maker, and one who could sing
+a song with taste. Many a citizen was proud to welcome
+the Deacon to supper, and dismissed him with regret at a
+timeous hour, who would have been vastly disconcerted had
+he known how soon, and in what guise, his visitor
+returned. Many stories are told of this redoubtable
+Edinburgh burglar, but the one I have in my mind most
+vividly gives the key of all the rest. A friend of
+Brodie's, nested some way towards heaven in one of these
+great LANDS, had told him of a projected visit to the
+country, and afterwards, detained by some affairs, put it
+off and stayed the night in town. The good man had lain
+some time awake; it was far on in the small hours by the
+Tron bell; when suddenly there came a creak, a jar, a
+faint light. Softly he clambered out of bed and up to a
+false window which looked upon another room, and there,
+by the glimmer of a thieves' lantern, was his good friend
+the Deacon in a mask. It is characteristic of the town
+and the town's manners that this little episode should
+have been quietly tided over, and quite a good time
+elapsed before a great robbery, an escape, a Bow Street
+runner, a cock-fight, an apprehension in a cupboard in
+Amsterdam, and a last step into the air off his own
+greatly-improved gallows drop, brought the career of
+Deacon William Brodie to an end. But still, by the
+mind's eye, he may be seen, a man harassed below a
+mountain of duplicity, slinking from a magistrate's
+supper-room to a thieves' ken, and pickeering among the
+closes by the flicker of a dark lamp.
+
+Or where the Deacon is out of favour, perhaps some
+memory lingers of the great plagues, and of fatal houses
+still unsafe to enter within the memory of man. For in
+time of pestilence the discipline had been sharp and
+sudden, and what we now call 'stamping out contagion' was
+carried on with deadly rigour. The officials, in their
+gowns of grey, with a white St. Andrew's cross on back
+and breast, and a white cloth carried before them on a
+staff, perambulated the city, adding the terror of man's
+justice to the fear of God's visitation. The dead they
+buried on the Borough Muir; the living who had concealed
+the sickness were drowned, if they were women, in the
+Quarry Holes, and if they were men, were hanged and
+gibbeted at their own doors; and wherever the evil had
+passed, furniture was destroyed and houses closed. And
+the most bogeyish part of the story is about such houses.
+Two generations back they still stood dark and empty;
+people avoided them as they passed by; the boldest
+schoolboy only shouted through the keyhole and made off;
+for within, it was supposed, the plague lay ambushed like
+a basilisk, ready to flow forth and spread blain and
+pustule through the city. What a terrible next-door
+neighbour for superstitious citizens! A rat scampering
+within would send a shudder through the stoutest heart.
+Here, if you like, was a sanitary parable, addressed by
+our uncleanly forefathers to their own neglect.
+
+And then we have Major Weir; for although even his
+house is now demolished, old Edinburgh cannot clear
+herself of his unholy memory. He and his sister lived
+together in an odour of sour piety. She was a marvellous
+spinster; he had a rare gift of supplication, and was
+known among devout admirers by the name of Angelical
+Thomas. 'He was a tall, black man, and ordinarily looked
+down to the ground; a grim countenance, and a big nose.
+His garb was still a cloak, and somewhat dark, and he
+never went without his staff.' How it came about that
+Angelical Thomas was burned in company with his staff,
+and his sister in gentler manner hanged, and whether
+these two were simply religious maniacs of the more
+furious order, or had real as well as imaginary sins upon
+their old-world shoulders, are points happily beyond the
+reach of our intention. At least, it is suitable enough
+that out of this superstitious city some such example
+should have been put forth: the outcome and fine flower
+of dark and vehement religion. And at least the facts
+struck the public fancy and brought forth a remarkable
+family of myths. It would appear that the Major's staff
+went upon his errands, and even ran before him with a
+lantern on dark nights. Gigantic females, 'stentoriously
+laughing and gaping with tehees of laughter' at
+unseasonable hours of night and morning, haunted the
+purlieus of his abode. His house fell under such a load
+of infamy that no one dared to sleep in it, until
+municipal improvement levelled the structure to the
+ground. And my father has often been told in the nursery
+how the devil's coach, drawn by six coal-black horses
+with fiery eyes, would drive at night into the West Bow,
+and belated people might see the dead Major through the
+glasses.
+
+Another legend is that of the two maiden sisters. A
+legend I am afraid it may be, in the most discreditable
+meaning of the term; or perhaps something worse - a mere
+yesterday's fiction. But it is a story of some vitality,
+and is worthy of a place in the Edinburgh kalendar. This
+pair inhabited a single room; from the facts, it must
+have been double-bedded; and it may have been of some
+dimensions: but when all is said, it was a single room.
+Here our two spinsters fell out - on some point of
+controversial divinity belike: but fell out so bitterly
+that there was never a word spoken between them, black or
+white, from that day forward. You would have thought
+they would separate: but no; whether from lack of means,
+or the Scottish fear of scandal, they continued to keep
+house together where they were. A chalk line drawn upon
+the floor separated their two domains; it bisected the
+doorway and the fireplace, so that each could go out and
+in, and do her cooking, without violating the territory
+of the other. So, for years, they coexisted in a hateful
+silence; their meals, their ablutions, their friendly
+visitors, exposed to an unfriendly scrutiny; and at
+night, in the dark watches, each could hear the breathing
+of her enemy. Never did four walls look down upon an
+uglier spectacle than these sisters rivalling in
+unsisterliness. Here is a canvas for Hawthorne to have
+turned into a cabinet picture - he had a Puritanic vein,
+which would have fitted him to treat this Puritanic
+horror; he could have shown them to us in their
+sicknesses and at their hideous twin devotions, thumbing
+a pair of great Bibles, or praying aloud for each other's
+penitence with marrowy emphasis; now each, with kilted
+petticoat, at her own corner of the fire on some
+tempestuous evening; now sitting each at her window,
+looking out upon the summer landscape sloping far below
+them towards the firth, and the field-paths where they
+had wandered hand in hand; or, as age and infirmity grew
+upon them and prolonged their toilettes, and their hands
+began to tremble and their heads to nod involuntarily,
+growing only the more steeled in enmity with years; until
+one fine day, at a word, a look, a visit, or the approach
+of death, their hearts would melt and the chalk boundary
+be overstepped for ever.
+
+Alas! to those who know the ecclesiastical history
+of the race - the most perverse and melancholy in man's
+annals - this will seem only a figure of much that is
+typical of Scotland and her high-seated capital above the
+Forth - a figure so grimly realistic that it may pass
+with strangers for a caricature. We are wonderful
+patient haters for conscience sake up here in the North.
+I spoke, in the first of these papers, of the Parliaments
+of the Established and Free Churches, and how they can
+hear each other singing psalms across the street. There
+is but a street between them in space, but a shadow
+between them in principle; and yet there they sit,
+enchanted, and in damnatory accents pray for each other's
+growth in grace. It would be well if there were no more
+than two; but the sects in Scotland form a large family
+of sisters, and the chalk lines are thickly drawn, and
+run through the midst of many private homes. Edinburgh
+is a city of churches, as though it were a place of
+pilgrimage. You will see four within a stone-cast at the
+head of the West Bow. Some are crowded to the doors;
+some are empty like monuments; and yet you will ever find
+new ones in the building. Hence that surprising clamour
+of church bells that suddenly breaks out upon the Sabbath
+morning from Trinity and the sea-skirts to Morningside on
+the borders of the hills. I have heard the chimes of
+Oxford playing their symphony in a golden autumn morning,
+and beautiful it was to hear. But in Edinburgh all
+manner of loud bells join, or rather disjoin, in one
+swelling, brutal babblement of noise. Now one overtakes
+another, and now lags behind it; now five or six all
+strike on the pained tympanum at the same punctual
+instant of time, and make together a dismal chord of
+discord; and now for a second all seem to have conspired
+to hold their peace. Indeed, there are not many uproars
+in this world more dismal than that of the Sabbath bells
+in Edinburgh: a harsh ecclesiastical tocsin; the outcry
+of incongruous orthodoxies, calling on every separate
+conventicler to put up a protest, each in his own
+synagogue, against 'right-hand extremes and left-hand
+defections.' And surely there are few worse extremes
+than this extremity of zeal; and few more deplorable
+defections than this disloyalty to Christian love.
+Shakespeare wrote a comedy of 'Much Ado about Nothing.'
+The Scottish nation made a fantastic tragedy on the same
+subject. And it is for the success of this remarkable
+piece that these bells are sounded every Sabbath morning
+on the hills above the Forth. How many of them might
+rest silent in the steeple, how many of these ugly
+churches might be demolished and turned once more into
+useful building material, if people who think almost
+exactly the same thoughts about religion would condescend
+to worship God under the same roof! But there are the
+chalk lines. And which is to pocket pride, and speak the
+foremost word?
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+GREYFRIARS.
+
+
+IT was Queen Mary who threw open the gardens of the
+Grey Friars: a new and semi-rural cemetery in those days,
+although it has grown an antiquity in its turn and been
+superseded by half-a-dozen others. The Friars must have
+had a pleasant time on summer evenings; for their gardens
+were situated to a wish, with the tall castle and the
+tallest of the castle crags in front. Even now, it is
+one of our famous Edinburgh points of view; and strangers
+are led thither to see, by yet another instance, how
+strangely the city lies upon her hills. The enclosure is
+of an irregular shape; the double church of Old and New
+Greyfriars stands on the level at the top; a few thorns
+are dotted here and there, and the ground falls by
+terrace and steep slope towards the north. The open
+shows many slabs and table tombstones; and all round the
+margin, the place is girt by an array of aristocratic
+mausoleums appallingly adorned.
+
+Setting aside the tombs of Roubiliac, which belong
+to the heroic order of graveyard art, we Scotch stand, to
+my fancy, highest among nations in the matter of grimly
+illustrating death. We seem to love for their own sake
+the emblems of time and the great change; and even around
+country churches you will find a wonderful exhibition of
+skulls, and crossbones, and noseless angels, and trumpets
+pealing for the Judgment Day. Every mason was a
+pedestrian Holbein: he had a deep consciousness of death,
+and loved to put its terrors pithily before the
+churchyard loiterer; he was brimful of rough hints upon
+mortality, and any dead farmer was seized upon to be a
+text. The classical examples of this art are in
+Greyfriars. In their time, these were doubtless costly
+monuments, and reckoned of a very elegant proportion by
+contemporaries; and now, when the elegance is not so
+apparent, the significance remains. You may perhaps look
+with a smile on the profusion of Latin mottoes - some
+crawling endwise up the shaft of a pillar, some issuing
+on a scroll from angels' trumpets - on the emblematic
+horrors, the figures rising headless from the grave, and
+all the traditional ingenuities in which it pleased our
+fathers to set forth their sorrow for the dead and their
+sense of earthly mutability. But it is not a hearty sort
+of mirth. Each ornament may have been executed by the
+merriest apprentice, whistling as he plied the mallet;
+but the original meaning of each, and the combined effect
+of so many of them in this quiet enclosure, is serious to
+the point of melancholy.
+
+Round a great part of the circuit, houses of a low
+class present their backs to the churchyard. Only a few
+inches separate the living from the dead. Here, a window
+is partly blocked up by the pediment of a tomb; there,
+where the street falls far below the level of the graves,
+a chimney has been trained up the back of a monument, and
+a red pot looks vulgarly over from behind. A damp smell
+of the graveyard finds its way into houses where workmen
+sit at meat. Domestic life on a small scale goes forward
+visibly at the windows. The very solitude and stillness
+of the enclosure, which lies apart from the town's
+traffic, serves to accentuate the contrast. As you walk
+upon the graves, you see children scattering crumbs to
+feed the sparrows; you hear people singing or washing
+dishes, or the sound of tears and castigation; the linen
+on a clothes-pole flaps against funereal sculpture; or
+perhaps the cat slips over the lintel and descends on a
+memorial urn. And as there is nothing else astir, these
+incongruous sights and noises take hold on the attention
+and exaggerate the sadness of the place.
+
+Greyfriars is continually overrun by cats. I have
+seen one afternoon, as many as thirteen of them seated on
+the grass beside old Milne, the Master Builder, all sleek
+and fat, and complacently blinking, as if they had fed
+upon strange meats. Old Milne was chaunting with the
+saints, as we may hope, and cared little for the company
+about his grave; but I confess the spectacle had an ugly
+side for me; and I was glad to step forward and raise my
+eyes to where the Castle and the roofs of the Old Town,
+and the spire of the Assembly Hall, stood deployed
+against the sky with the colourless precision of
+engraving. An open outlook is to be desired from a
+churchyard, and a sight of the sky and some of the
+world's beauty relieves a mind from morbid thoughts.
+
+I shall never forget one visit. It was a grey,
+dropping day; the grass was strung with rain-drops; and
+the people in the houses kept hanging out their shirts
+and petticoats and angrily taking them in again, as the
+weather turned from wet to fair and back again. A grave-
+digger, and a friend of his, a gardener from the country,
+accompanied me into one after another of the cells and
+little courtyards in which it gratified the wealthy of
+old days to enclose their old bones from neighbourhood.
+In one, under a sort of shrine, we found a forlorn human
+effigy, very realistically executed down to the detail of
+his ribbed stockings, and holding in his hand a ticket
+with the date of his demise. He looked most pitiful and
+ridiculous, shut up by himself in his aristocratic
+precinct, like a bad old boy or an inferior forgotten
+deity under a new dispensation; the burdocks grew
+familiarly about his feet, the rain dripped all round
+him; and the world maintained the most entire
+indifference as to who he was or whither he had gone. In
+another, a vaulted tomb, handsome externally but horrible
+inside with damp and cobwebs, there were three mounds of
+black earth and an uncovered thigh bone. This was the
+place of interment, it appeared, of a family with whom
+the gardener had been long in service. He was among old
+acquaintances. 'This'll be Miss Marg'et's,' said he,
+giving the bone a friendly kick. 'The auld - !' I have
+always an uncomfortable feeling in a graveyard, at sight
+of so many tombs to perpetuate memories best forgotten;
+but I never had the impression so strongly as that day.
+People had been at some expense in both these cases: to
+provoke a melancholy feeling of derision in the one, and
+an insulting epithet in the other. The proper
+inscription for the most part of mankind, I began to
+think, is the cynical jeer, CRAS TIBI. That, if
+anything, will stop the mouth of a carper; since it both
+admits the worst and carries the war triumphantly into
+the enemy's camp.
+
+Greyfriars is a place of many associations. There
+was one window in a house at the lower end, now
+demolished, which was pointed out to me by the
+gravedigger as a spot of legendary interest. Burke, the
+resurrection man, infamous for so many murders at five
+shillings a-head, used to sit thereat, with pipe and
+nightcap, to watch burials going forward on the green.
+In a tomb higher up, which must then have been but newly
+finished, John Knox, according to the same informant, had
+taken refuge in a turmoil of the Reformation. Behind the
+church is the haunted mausoleum of Sir George Mackenzie:
+Bloody Mackenzie, Lord Advocate in the Covenanting
+troubles and author of some pleasing sentiments on
+toleration. Here, in the last century, an old Heriot's
+Hospital boy once harboured from the pursuit of the
+police. The Hospital is next door to Greyfriars - a
+courtly building among lawns, where, on Founder's Day,
+you may see a multitude of children playing Kiss-in-the-
+Ring and Round the Mulberry-bush. Thus, when the
+fugitive had managed to conceal himself in the tomb, his
+old schoolmates had a hundred opportunities to bring him
+food; and there he lay in safety till a ship was found to
+smuggle him abroad. But his must have been indeed a
+heart of brass, to lie all day and night alone with the
+dead persecutor; and other lads were far from emulating
+him in courage. When a man's soul is certainly in hell,
+his body will scarce lie quiet in a tomb however costly;
+some time or other the door must open, and the reprobate
+come forth in the abhorred garments of the grave. It was
+thought a high piece of prowess to knock at the Lord
+Advocate's mausoleum and challenge him to appear.
+'Bluidy Mackingie, come oot if ye dar'!' sang the fool-
+hardy urchins. But Sir George had other affairs on hand;
+and the author of an essay on toleration continues to
+sleep peacefully among the many whom he so intolerantly
+helped to slay.
+
+For this INFELIX CAMPUS, as it is dubbed in one of
+its own inscriptions - an inscription over which Dr.
+Johnson passed a critical eye - is in many ways sacred to
+the memory of the men whom Mackenzie persecuted. It was
+here, on the flat tombstones, that the Covenant was
+signed by an enthusiastic people. In the long arm of the
+church-yard that extends to Lauriston, the prisoners from
+Bothwell Bridge - fed on bread and water and guarded,
+life for life, by vigilant marksmen - lay five months
+looking for the scaffold or the plantations. And while
+the good work was going forward in the Grassmarket,
+idlers in Greyfriars might have heard the throb of the
+military drums that drowned the voices of the martyrs.
+Nor is this all: for down in the corner farthest from Sir
+George, there stands a monument dedicated, in uncouth
+Covenanting verse, to all who lost their lives in that
+contention. There is no moorsman shot in a snow shower
+beside Irongray or Co'monell; there is not one of the two
+hundred who were drowned off the Orkneys; nor so much as
+a poor, over-driven, Covenanting slave in the American
+plantations; but can lay claim to a share in that
+memorial, and, if such things interest just men among the
+shades, can boast he has a monument on earth as well as
+Julius Caesar or the Pharaohs. Where they may all lie, I
+know not. Far-scattered bones, indeed! But if the
+reader cares to learn how some of them - or some part of
+some of them - found their way at length to such
+honourable sepulture, let him listen to the words of one
+who was their comrade in life and their apologist when
+they were dead. Some of the insane controversial matter
+I omit, as well as some digressions, but leave the rest
+in Patrick Walker's language and orthography:-
+
+
+'The never to be forgotten Mr. JAMES RENWICK TOLD
+me, that he was Witness to their Public Murder at the
+GALLOWLEE, between LEITH and EDINBURGH, when he saw the
+Hangman hash and hagg off all their Five Heads, with
+PATRICK FOREMAN'S Right Hand: Their Bodies were all
+buried at the Gallows Foot; their Heads, with PATRICK'S
+Hand, were brought and put upon five Pikes on the
+PLEASAUNCE-PORT. . . . Mr. RENWICK told me also that it
+was the first public Action that his Hand was at, to
+conveen Friends, and lift their murthered Bodies, and
+carried them to the West Churchyard of EDINBURGH,' - not
+Greyfriars, this time, - 'and buried them there. Then
+they came about the City . . . . and took down these Five
+Heads and that Hand; and Day being come, they went
+quickly up the PLEASAUNCE; and when they came to
+LAURISTOUN Yards, upon the South-side of the City, they
+durst not venture, being so light, to go and bury their
+Heads with their Bodies, which they designed; it being
+present Death, if any of them had been found. ALEXANDER
+TWEEDIE, a Friend, being with them, who at that Time was
+Gardner in these Yards, concluded to bury them in his
+Yard, being in a Box (wrapped in Linen), where they lay
+45 Years except 3 Days, being executed upon the 10th of
+OCTOBER 1681, and found the 7th Day of OCTOBER 1726.
+That Piece of Ground lay for some Years unlaboured; and
+trenching it, the Gardner found them, which affrighted
+him the Box was consumed. Mr. SCHAW, the Owner of these
+Yards, caused lift them, and lay them upon a Table in his
+Summer-house: Mr. SCHAW'S mother was so kind, as to cut
+out a Linen-cloth, and cover them. They lay Twelve Days
+there, where all had Access to see them. ALEXANDER
+TWEEDIE, the foresaid Gardner, said, when dying, There
+was a Treasure hid in his Yard, but neither Gold nor
+Silver. DANIEL TWEEDIE, his Son, came along with me to
+that Yard, and told me that his Father planted a white
+Rose-bush above them, and farther down the Yard a red
+Rose-bush, which were more fruitful than any other Bush
+in the Yard. . . . Many came' - to see the heads - 'out
+of Curiosity; yet I rejoiced to see so many concerned
+grave Men and Women favouring the Dust of our Martyrs.
+There were Six of us concluded to bury them upon the
+Nineteenth Day of OCTOBER 1726, and every One of us to
+acquaint Friends of the Day and Hour, being WEDNESDAY,
+the Day of the Week on which most of them were executed,
+and at 4 of the Clock at Night, being the Hour that most
+of them went to their resting Graves. We caused make a
+compleat Coffin for them in Black, with four Yards of
+fine Linen, the way that our Martyrs Corps were managed.
+. . . Accordingly we kept the aforesaid Day and Hour, and
+doubled the Linen, and laid the Half of it below them,
+their nether jaws being parted from their Heads; but
+being young Men, their Teeth remained. All were Witness
+to the Holes in each of their Heads, which the Hangman
+broke with his Hammer; and according to the Bigness of
+their Sculls, we laid the Jaws to them, and drew the
+other Half of the Linen above them, and stufft the Coffin
+with Shavings. Some prest hard to go thorow the chief
+Parts of the City as was done at the Revolution; but this
+we refused, considering that it looked airy and frothy,
+to make such Show of them, and inconsistent with the
+solid serious Observing of such an affecting, surprizing
+unheard-of Dispensation: But took the ordinary Way of
+other Burials from that Place, to wit, we went east the
+Back of the Wall, and in at BRISTO-PORT, and down the Way
+to the Head of the COWGATE, and turned up to the Church-
+yard, where they were interred closs to the Martyrs Tomb,
+with the greatest Multitude of People Old and Young, Men
+and Women, Ministers and others, that ever I saw
+together.'
+
+And so there they were at last, in 'their resting
+graves.' So long as men do their duty, even if it be
+greatly in a misapprehension, they will be leading
+pattern lives; and whether or not they come to lie beside
+a martyrs' monument, we may be sure they will find a safe
+haven somewhere in the providence of God. It is not well
+to think of death, unless we temper the thought with that
+of heroes who despised it. Upon what ground, is of small
+account; if it be only the bishop who was burned for his
+faith in the antipodes, his memory lightens the heart and
+makes us walk undisturbed among graves. And so the
+martyrs' monument is a wholesome, heartsome spot in the
+field of the dead; and as we look upon it, a brave
+influence comes to us from the land of those who have won
+their discharge and, in another phrase of Patrick
+Walker's, got 'cleanly off the stage.'
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+NEW TOWN - TOWN AND COUNTRY.
+
+
+IT is as much a matter of course to decry the New
+Town as to exalt the Old; and the most celebrated
+authorities have picked out this quarter as the very
+emblem of what is condemnable in architecture. Much may
+be said, much indeed has been said, upon the text; but to
+the unsophisticated, who call anything pleasing if it
+only pleases them, the New Town of Edinburgh seems, in
+itself, not only gay and airy, but highly picturesque.
+An old skipper, invincibly ignorant of all theories of
+the sublime and beautiful, once propounded as his most
+radiant notion for Paradise: 'The new town of Edinburgh,
+with the wind a matter of a point free.' He has now gone
+to that sphere where all good tars are promised pleasant
+weather in the song, and perhaps his thoughts fly
+somewhat higher. But there are bright and temperate days
+- with soft air coming from the inland hills, military
+music sounding bravely from the hollow of the gardens,
+the flags all waving on the palaces of Princes Street -
+when I have seen the town through a sort of glory, and
+shaken hands in sentiment with the old sailor. And
+indeed, for a man who has been much tumbled round
+Orcadian skerries, what scene could be more agreeable to
+witness? On such a day, the valley wears a surprising
+air of festival. It seems (I do not know how else to put
+my meaning) as if it were a trifle too good to be true.
+It is what Paris ought to be. It has the scenic quality
+that would best set off a life of unthinking, open-air
+diversion. It was meant by nature for the realisation of
+the society of comic operas. And you can imagine, if the
+climate were but towardly, how all the world and his wife
+would flock into these gardens in the cool of the
+evening, to hear cheerful music, to sip pleasant drinks,
+to see the moon rise from behind Arthur's Seat and shine
+upon the spires and monuments and the green tree-tops in
+the valley. Alas! and the next morning the rain is
+splashing on the windows, and the passengers flee along
+Princes Street before the galloping squalls.
+
+It cannot be denied that the original design was
+faulty and short-sighted, and did not fully profit by the
+capabilities of the situation. The architect was
+essentially a town bird, and he laid out the modern city
+with a view to street scenery, and to street scenery
+alone. The country did not enter into his plan; he had
+never lifted his eyes to the hills. If he had so chosen,
+every street upon the northern slope might have been a
+noble terrace and commanded an extensive and beautiful
+view. But the space has been too closely built; many of
+the houses front the wrong way, intent, like the Man with
+the Muck-Rake, on what is not worth observation, and
+standing discourteously back-foremost in the ranks; and,
+in a word, it is too often only from attic-windows, or
+here and there at a crossing, that you can get a look
+beyond the city upon its diversified surroundings. But
+perhaps it is all the more surprising, to come suddenly
+on a corner, and see a perspective of a mile or more of
+falling street, and beyond that woods and villas, and a
+blue arm of sea, and the hills upon the farther side.
+
+Fergusson, our Edinburgh poet, Burns's model, once
+saw a butterfly at the Town Cross; and the sight inspired
+him with a worthless little ode. This painted country
+man, the dandy of the rose garden, looked far abroad in
+such a humming neighbourhood; and you can fancy what
+moral considerations a youthful poet would supply. But
+the incident, in a fanciful sort of way, is
+characteristic of the place. Into no other city does the
+sight of the country enter so far; if you do not meet a
+butterfly, you shall certainly catch a glimpse of far-
+away trees upon your walk; and the place is full of
+theatre tricks in the way of scenery. You peep under an
+arch, you descend stairs that look as if they would land
+you in a cellar, you turn to the back-window of a grimy
+tenement in a lane:- and behold! you are face-to-face
+with distant and bright prospects. You turn a corner,
+and there is the sun going down into the Highland hills.
+You look down an alley, and see ships tacking for the
+Baltic.
+
+For the country people to see Edinburgh on her hill-
+tops, is one thing; it is another for the citizen, from
+the thick of his affairs, to overlook the country. It
+should be a genial and ameliorating influence in life; it
+should prompt good thoughts and remind him of Nature's
+unconcern: that he can watch from day to day, as he trots
+officeward, how the Spring green brightens in the wood or
+the field grows black under a moving ploughshare. I have
+been tempted, in this connexion, to deplore the slender
+faculties of the human race, with its penny-whistle of a
+voice, its dull cars, and its narrow range of sight. If
+you could see as people are to see in heaven, if you had
+eyes such as you can fancy for a superior race, if you
+could take clear note of the objects of vision, not only
+a few yards, but a few miles from where you stand:- think
+how agreeably your sight would be entertained, how
+pleasantly your thoughts would be diversified, as you
+walked the Edinburgh streets! For you might pause, in
+some business perplexity, in the midst of the city
+traffic, and perhaps catch the eye of a shepherd as he
+sat down to breathe upon a heathery shoulder of the
+Pentlands; or perhaps some urchin, clambering in a
+country elm, would put aside the leaves and show you his
+flushed and rustic visage; or a fisher racing seawards,
+with the tiller under his elbow, and the sail sounding in
+the wind, would fling you a salutation from between
+Anst'er and the May.
+
+To be old is not the same thing as to be
+picturesque; nor because the Old Town bears a strange
+physiognomy, does it at all follow that the New Town
+shall look commonplace. Indeed, apart from antique
+houses, it is curious how much description would apply
+commonly to either. The same sudden accidents of ground,
+a similar dominating site above the plain, and the same
+superposition of one rank of society over another, are to
+be observed in both. Thus, the broad and comely approach
+to Princes Street from the east, lined with hotels and
+public offices, makes a leap over the gorge of the Low
+Calton; if you cast a glance over the parapet, you look
+direct into that sunless and disreputable confluent of
+Leith Street; and the same tall houses open upon both
+thoroughfares. This is only the New Town passing
+overhead above its own cellars; walking, so to speak,
+over its own children, as is the way of cities and the
+human race. But at the Dean Bridge, you may behold a
+spectacle of a more novel order. The river runs at the
+bottom of a deep valley, among rocks and between gardens;
+the crest of either bank is occupied by some of the most
+commodious streets and crescents in the modern city; and
+a handsome bridge unites the two summits. Over this,
+every afternoon, private carriages go spinning by, and
+ladies with card-cases pass to and fro about the duties
+of society. And yet down below, you may still see, with
+its mills and foaming weir, the little rural village of
+Dean. Modern improvement has gone overhead on its high-
+level viaduct; and the extended city has cleanly
+overleapt, and left unaltered, what was once the summer
+retreat of its comfortable citizens. Every town embraces
+hamlets in its growth; Edinburgh herself has embraced a
+good few; but it is strange to see one still surviving -
+and to see it some hundreds of feet below your path. Is
+it Torre del Greco that is built above buried
+Herculaneum? Herculaneum was dead at least; but the sun
+still shines upon the roofs of Dean; the smoke still
+rises thriftily from its chimneys; the dusty miller comes
+to his door, looks at the gurgling water, hearkens to the
+turning wheel and the birds about the shed, and perhaps
+whistles an air of his own to enrich the symphony - for
+all the world as if Edinburgh were still the old
+Edinburgh on the Castle Hill, and Dean were still the
+quietest of hamlets buried a mile or so in the green
+country.
+
+It is not so long ago since magisterial David Hume
+lent the authority of his example to the exodus from the
+Old Town, and took up his new abode in a street which is
+still (so oddly may a jest become perpetuated) known as
+Saint David Street. Nor is the town so large but a
+holiday schoolboy may harry a bird's nest within half a
+mile of his own door. There are places that still smell
+of the plough in memory's nostrils. Here, one had heard
+a blackbird on a hawthorn; there, another was taken on
+summer evenings to eat strawberries and cream; and you
+have seen a waving wheatfield on the site of your present
+residence. The memories of an Edinburgh boy are but
+partly memories of the town. I look back with delight on
+many an escalade of garden walls; many a ramble among
+lilacs full of piping birds; many an exploration in
+obscure quarters that were neither town nor country; and
+I think that both for my companions and myself, there was
+a special interest, a point of romance, and a sentiment
+as of foreign travel, when we hit in our excursions on
+the butt-end of some former hamlet, and found a few
+rustic cottages embedded among streets and squares. The
+tunnel to the Scotland Street Station, the sight of the
+trains shooting out of its dark maw with the two guards
+upon the brake, the thought of its length and the many
+ponderous edifices and open thoroughfares above, were
+certainly things of paramount impressiveness to a young
+mind. It was a subterranean passage, although of a
+larger bore than we were accustomed to in Ainsworth's
+novels; and these two words, 'subterreanean passage,'
+were in themselves an irresistible attraction, and seemed
+to bring us nearer in spirit to the heroes we loved and
+the black rascals we secretly aspired to imitate. To
+scale the Castle Rock from West Princes Street Gardens,
+and lay a triumphal hand against the rampart itself, was
+to taste a high order of romantic pleasure. And there
+are other sights and exploits which crowd back upon my
+mind under a very strong illumination of remembered
+pleasure. But the effect of not one of them all will
+compare with the discoverer's joy, and the sense of old
+Time and his slow changes on the face of this earth, with
+which I explored such corners as Cannonmills or Water
+Lane, or the nugget of cottages at Broughton Market.
+They were more rural than the open country, and gave a
+greater impression of antiquity than the oldest LAND upon
+the High Street. They too, like Fergusson's butterfly,
+had a quaint air of having wandered far from their own
+place; they looked abashed and homely, with their gables
+and their creeping plants, their outside stairs and
+running mill-streams; there were corners that smelt like
+the end of the country garden where I spent my Aprils;
+and the people stood to gossip at their doors, as they
+might have done in Colinton or Cramond.
+
+In a great measure we may, and shall, eradicate this
+haunting flavour of the country. The last elm is dead in
+Elm Row; and the villas and the workmen's quarters spread
+apace on all the borders of the city. We can cut down
+the trees; we can bury the grass under dead paving-
+stones; we can drive brisk streets through all our sleepy
+quarters; and we may forget the stories and the
+playgrounds of our boyhood. But we have some possessions
+that not even the infuriate zeal of builders can utterly
+abolish and destroy. Nothing can abolish the hills,
+unless it be a cataclysm of nature which shall subvert
+Edinburgh Castle itself and lay all her florid structures
+in the dust. And as long as we have the hills and the
+Firth, we have a famous heritage to leave our children.
+Our windows, at no expense to us, are most artfully
+stained to represent a landscape. And when the Spring
+comes round, and the hawthorns begin to flower, and the
+meadows to smell of young grass, even in the thickest of
+our streets, the country hilltops find out a young man's
+eyes, and set his heart beating for travel and pure air.
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+THE VILLA QUARTERS.
+
+
+MR. RUSKIN'S denunciation of the New Town of
+Edinburgh includes, as I have heard it repeated, nearly
+all the stone and lime we have to show. Many however
+find a grand air and something settled and imposing in
+the better parts; and upon many, as I have said, the
+confusion of styles induces an agreeable stimulation of
+the mind. But upon the subject of our recent villa
+architecture, I am frankly ready to mingle my tears with
+Mr. Ruskin's, and it is a subject which makes one envious
+of his large declamatory and controversial eloquence.
+
+Day by day, one new villa, one new object of
+offence, is added to another; all around Newington and
+Morningside, the dismallest structures keep springing up
+like mushrooms; the pleasant hills are loaded with them,
+each impudently squatted in its garden, each roofed and
+carrying chimneys like a house. And yet a glance of an
+eye discovers their true character. They are not houses;
+for they were not designed with a view to human
+habitation, and the internal arrangements are, as they
+tell me, fantastically unsuited to the needs of man.
+They are not buildings; for you can scarcely say a thing
+is built where every measurement is in clamant
+disproportion with its neighbour. They belong to no
+style of art, only to a form of business much to be
+regretted.
+
+Why should it be cheaper to erect a structure where
+the size of the windows bears no rational relation to the
+size of the front? Is there any profit in a misplaced
+chimney-stalk? Does a hard-working, greedy builder gain
+more on a monstrosity than on a decent cottage of equal
+plainness? Frankly, we should say, No. Bricks may be
+omitted, and green timber employed, in the construction
+of even a very elegant design; and there is no reason why
+a chimney should be made to vent, because it is so
+situated as to look comely from without. On the other
+hand, there is a noble way of being ugly: a high-aspiring
+fiasco like the fall of Lucifer. There are daring and
+gaudy buildings that manage to be offensive, without
+being contemptible; and we know that 'fools rush in where
+angels fear to tread.' But to aim at making a common-
+place villa, and to make it insufferably ugly in each
+particular; to attempt the homeliest achievement, and to
+attain the bottom of derided failure; not to have any
+theory but profit and yet, at an equal expense, to
+outstrip all competitors in the art of conceiving and
+rendering permanent deformity; and to do all this in what
+is, by nature, one of the most agreeable neighbourhoods
+in Britain:- what are we to say, but that this also is a
+distinction, hard to earn although not greatly
+worshipful?
+
+Indifferent buildings give pain to the sensitive;
+but these things offend the plainest taste. It is a
+danger which threatens the amenity of the town; and as
+this eruption keeps spreading on our borders, we have
+ever the farther to walk among unpleasant sights, before
+we gain the country air. If the population of Edinburgh
+were a living, autonomous body, it would arise like one
+man and make night hideous with arson; the builders and
+their accomplices would be driven to work, like the Jews
+of yore, with the trowel in one hand and the defensive
+cutlass in the other; and as soon as one of these masonic
+wonders had been consummated, right-minded iconoclasts
+should fall thereon and make an end of it at once.
+
+Possibly these words may meet the eye of a builder
+or two. It is no use asking them to employ an architect;
+for that would be to touch them in a delicate quarter,
+and its use would largely depend on what architect they
+were minded to call in. But let them get any architect
+in the world to point out any reasonably well-
+proportioned villa, not his own design; and let them
+reproduce that model to satiety.
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+THE CALTON HILL.
+
+
+THE east of new Edinburgh is guarded by a craggy
+hill, of no great elevation, which the town embraces.
+The old London road runs on one side of it; while the New
+Approach, leaving it on the other hand, completes the
+circuit. You mount by stairs in a cutting of the rock to
+find yourself in a field of monuments. Dugald Stewart
+has the honours of situation and architecture; Burns is
+memorialised lower down upon a spur; Lord Nelson, as
+befits a sailor, gives his name to the top-gallant of the
+Calton Hill. This latter erection has been differently
+and yet, in both cases, aptly compared to a telescope and
+a butter-churn; comparisons apart, it ranks among the
+vilest of men's handiworks. But the chief feature is an
+unfinished range of columns, 'the Modern Ruin' as it has
+been called, an imposing object from far and near, and
+giving Edinburgh, even from the sea, that false air; of a
+Modern Athens which has earned for her so many slighting
+speeches. It was meant to be a National Monument; and
+its present state is a very suitable monument to certain
+national characteristics. The old Observatory - a quaint
+brown building on the edge of the steep - and the new
+Observatory - a classical edifice with a dome - occupy
+the central portion of the summit. All these are
+scattered on a green turf, browsed over by some sheep.
+
+The scene suggests reflections on fame and on man's
+injustice to the dead. You see Dugald Stewart rather
+more handsomely commemorated than Burns. Immediately
+below, in the Canongate churchyard, lies Robert
+Fergusson, Burns's master in his art, who died insane
+while yet a stripling; and if Dugald Stewart has been
+somewhat too boisterously acclaimed, the Edinburgh poet,
+on the other hand, is most unrighteously forgotten. The
+votaries of Burns, a crew too common in all ranks in
+Scotland and more remarkable for number than discretion,
+eagerly suppress all mention of the lad who handed to him
+the poetic impulse and, up to the time when he grew
+famous, continued to influence him in his manner and the
+choice of subjects. Burns himself not only acknowledged
+his debt in a fragment of autobiography, but erected a
+tomb over the grave in Canongate churchyard. This was
+worthy of an artist, but it was done in vain; and
+although I think I have read nearly all the biographies
+of Burns, I cannot remember one in which the modesty of
+nature was not violated, or where Fergusson was not
+sacrificed to the credit of his follower's originality.
+There is a kind of gaping admiration that would fain roll
+Shakespeare and Bacon into one, to have a bigger thing to
+gape at; and a class of men who cannot edit one author
+without disparaging all others. They are indeed mistaken
+if they think to please the great originals; and whoever
+puts Fergusson right with fame, cannot do better than
+dedicate his labours to the memory of Burns, who will be
+the best delighted of the dead.
+
+Of all places for a view, this Calton Hill is
+perhaps the best; since you can see the Castle, which you
+lose from the Castle, and Arthur's Seat, which you cannot
+see from Arthur's Seat. It is the place to stroll on one
+of those days of sunshine and east wind which are so
+common in our more than temperate summer. The breeze
+comes off the sea, with a little of the freshness, and
+that touch of chill, peculiar to the quarter, which is
+delightful to certain very ruddy organizations and
+greatly the reverse to the majority of mankind. It
+brings with it a faint, floating haze, a cunning
+decolourizer, although not thick enough to obscure
+outlines near at hand. But the haze lies more thickly to
+windward at the far end of Musselburgh Bay; and over the
+Links of Aberlady and Berwick Law and the hump of the
+Bass Rock it assumes the aspect of a bank of thin sea
+fog.
+
+Immediately underneath upon the south, you command
+the yards of the High School, and the towers and courts
+of the new Jail - a large place, castellated to the
+extent of folly, standing by itself on the edge of a
+steep cliff, and often joyfully hailed by tourists as the
+Castle. In the one, you may perhaps see female prisoners
+taking exercise like a string of nuns; in the other,
+schoolboys running at play and their shadows keeping step
+with them. From the bottom of the valley, a gigantic
+chimney rises almost to the level of the eye, a taller
+and a shapelier edifice than Nelson's Monument. Look a
+little farther, and there is Holyrood Palace, with its
+Gothic frontal and ruined abbey, and the red sentry
+pacing smartly too and fro before the door like a
+mechanical figure in a panorama. By way of an outpost,
+you can single out the little peak-roofed lodge, over
+which Rizzio's murderers made their escape and where
+Queen Mary herself, according to gossip, bathed in white
+wine to entertain her loveliness. Behind and overhead,
+lie the Queen's Park, from Muschat's Cairn to
+Dumbiedykes, St. Margaret's Loch, and the long wall of
+Salisbury Crags: and thence, by knoll and rocky bulwark
+and precipitous slope, the eye rises to the top of
+Arthur's Seat, a hill for magnitude, a mountain in virtue
+of its bold design. This upon your left. Upon the
+right, the roofs and spires of the Old Town climb one
+above another to where the citadel prints its broad bulk
+and jagged crown of bastions on the western sky. -
+Perhaps it is now one in the afternoon; and at the same
+instant of time, a ball rises to the summit of Nelson's
+flagstaff close at hand, and, far away, a puff of smoke
+followed by a report bursts from the half-moon battery at
+the Castle. This is the time-gun by which people set
+their watches, as far as the sea coast or in hill farms
+upon the Pentlands. - To complete the view, the eye
+enfilades Princes Street, black with traffic, and has a
+broad look over the valley between the Old Town and the
+New: here, full of railway trains and stepped over by the
+high North Bridge upon its many columns, and there, green
+with trees and gardens.
+
+On the north, the Calton Hill is neither so abrupt
+in itself nor has it so exceptional an outlook; and yet
+even here it commands a striking prospect. A gully
+separates it from the New Town. This is Greenside, where
+witches were burned and tournaments held in former days.
+Down that almost precipitous bank, Bothwell launched his
+horse, and so first, as they say, attracted the bright
+eyes of Mary. It is now tesselated with sheets and
+blankets out to dry, and the sound of people beating
+carpets is rarely absent. Beyond all this, the suburbs
+run out to Leith; Leith camps on the seaside with her
+forest of masts; Leith roads are full of ships at anchor;
+the sun picks out the white pharos upon Inchkeith Island;
+the Firth extends on either hand from the Ferry to the
+May; the towns of Fifeshire sit, each in its bank of
+blowing smoke, along the opposite coast; and the hills
+enclose the view, except to the farthest east, where the
+haze of the horizon rests upon the open sea. There lies
+the road to Norway: a dear road for Sir Patrick Spens and
+his Scots Lords; and yonder smoke on the hither side of
+Largo Law is Aberdour, from whence they sailed to seek a
+queen for Scotland.
+
+
+'O lang, lang, may the ladies sit,
+Wi' their fans into their hand,
+Or ere they see Sir Patrick Spens
+Come sailing to the land!'
+
+
+The sight of the sea, even from a city, will bring
+thoughts of storm and sea disaster. The sailors' wives
+of Leith and the fisherwomen of Cockenzie, not sitting
+languorously with fans, but crowding to the tail of the
+harbour with a shawl about their ears, may still look
+vainly for brave Scotsmen who will return no more, or
+boats that have gone on their last fishing. Since Sir
+Patrick sailed from Aberdour, what a multitude have gone
+down in the North Sea! Yonder is Auldhame, where the
+London smack went ashore and wreckers cut the rings from
+ladies' fingers; and a few miles round Fife Ness is the
+fatal Inchcape, now a star of guidance; and the lee shore
+to the east of the Inchcape, is that Forfarshire coast
+where Mucklebackit sorrowed for his son.
+
+These are the main features of the scene roughly
+sketched. How they are all tilted by the inclination of
+the ground, how each stands out in delicate relief
+against the rest, what manifold detail, and play of sun
+and shadow, animate and accentuate the picture, is a
+matter for a person on the spot, and turning swiftly on
+his heels, to grasp and bind together in one
+comprehensive look. It is the character of such a
+prospect, to be full of change and of things moving. The
+multiplicity embarrasses the eye; and the mind, among so
+much, suffers itself to grow absorbed with single points.
+You remark a tree in a hedgerow, or follow a cart along a
+country road. You turn to the city, and see children,
+dwarfed by distance into pigmies, at play about suburban
+doorsteps; you have a glimpse upon a thoroughfare where
+people are densely moving; you note ridge after ridge of
+chimney-stacks running downhill one behind another, and
+church spires rising bravely from the sea of roofs. At
+one of the innumerable windows, you watch a figure
+moving; on one of the multitude of roofs, you watch
+clambering chimney-sweeps. The wind takes a run and
+scatters the smoke; bells are heard, far and near, faint
+and loud, to tell the hour; or perhaps a bird goes
+dipping evenly over the housetops, like a gull across the
+waves. And here you are in the meantime, on this
+pastoral hillside, among nibbling sheep and looked upon
+by monumental buildings.
+
+Return thither on some clear, dark, moonless night,
+with a ring of frost in the air, and only a star or two
+set sparsedly in the vault of heaven; and you will find a
+sight as stimulating as the hoariest summit of the Alps.
+The solitude seems perfect; the patient astronomer, flat
+on his back under the Observatory dome and spying
+heaven's secrets, is your only neighbour; and yet from
+all round you there come up the dull hum of the city, the
+tramp of countless people marching out of time, the
+rattle of carriages and the continuous keen jingle of the
+tramway bells. An hour or so before, the gas was turned
+on; lamplighters scoured the city; in every house, from
+kitchen to attic, the windows kindled and gleamed forth
+into the dusk. And so now, although the town lies blue
+and darkling on her hills, innumerable spots of the
+bright element shine far and near along the pavements and
+upon the high facades. Moving lights of the railway pass
+and repass below the stationary lights upon the bridge.
+Lights burn in the jail. Lights burn high up in the tall
+LANDS and on the Castle turrets, they burn low down in
+Greenside or along the Park. They run out one beyond the
+other into the dark country. They walk in a procession
+down to Leith, and shine singly far along Leith Pier.
+Thus, the plan of the city and her suburbs is mapped out
+upon the ground of blackness, as when a child pricks a
+drawing full of pinholes and exposes it before a candle;
+not the darkest night of winter can conceal her high
+station and fanciful design; every evening in the year
+she proceeds to illuminate herself in honour of her own
+beauty; and as if to complete the scheme - or rather as
+if some prodigal Pharaoh were beginning to extend to the
+adjacent sea and country - half-way over to Fife, there
+is an outpost of light upon Inchkeith, and far to
+seaward, yet another on the May.
+
+And while you are looking, across upon the Castle
+Hill, the drums and bugles begin to recall the scattered
+garrison; the air thrills with the sound; the bugles sing
+aloud; and the last rising flourish mounts and melts into
+the darkness like a star: a martial swan-song, fitly
+rounding in the labours of the day.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+WINTER AND NEW YEAR.
+
+
+
+THE Scotch dialect is singularly rich in terms of
+reproach against the winter wind. SNELL, BLAE, NIRLY,
+and SCOWTHERING, are four of these significant vocables;
+they are all words that carry a shiver with them; and for
+my part, as I see them aligned before me on the page, I
+am persuaded that a big wind comes tearing over the Firth
+from Burntisland and the northern hills; I think I can
+hear it howl in the chimney, and as I set my face
+northwards, feel its smarting kisses on my cheek. Even
+in the names of places there is often a desolate,
+inhospitable sound; and I remember two from the near
+neighbourhood of Edinburgh, Cauldhame and Blaw-weary,
+that would promise but starving comfort to their
+inhabitants. The inclemency of heaven, which has thus
+endowed the language of Scotland with words, has also
+largely modified the spirit of its poetry. Both poverty
+and a northern climate teach men the love of the hearth
+and the sentiment of the family; and the latter, in its
+own right, inclines a poet to the praise of strong
+waters. In Scotland, all our singers have a stave or two
+for blazing fires and stout potations:- to get indoors
+out of the wind and to swallow something hot to the
+stomach, are benefits so easily appreciated where they
+dwelt!
+
+And this is not only so in country districts where
+the shepherd must wade in the snow all day after his
+flock, but in Edinburgh itself, and nowhere more
+apparently stated than in the works of our Edinburgh
+poet, Fergusson. He was a delicate youth, I take it, and
+willingly slunk from the robustious winter to an inn
+fire-side. Love was absent from his life, or only
+present, if you prefer, in such a form that even the
+least serious of Burns's amourettes was ennobling by
+comparison; and so there is nothing to temper the
+sentiment of indoor revelry which pervades the poor boy's
+verses. Although it is characteristic of his native
+town, and the manners of its youth to the present day,
+this spirit has perhaps done something to restrict his
+popularity. He recalls a supper-party pleasantry with
+something akin to tenderness; and sounds the praises of
+the act of drinking as if it were virtuous, or at least
+witty, in itself. The kindly jar, the warm atmosphere of
+tavern parlours, and the revelry of lawyers' clerks, do
+not offer by themselves the materials of a rich
+existence. It was not choice, so much as an external
+fate, that kept Fergusson in this round of sordid
+pleasures. A Scot of poetic temperament, and without
+religious exaltation, drops as if by nature into the
+public-house. The picture may not be pleasing; but what
+else is a man to do in this dog's weather?
+
+To none but those who have themselves suffered the
+thing in the body, can the gloom and depression of our
+Edinburgh winter be brought home. For some constitutions
+there is something almost physically disgusting in the
+bleak ugliness of easterly weather; the wind wearies, the
+sickly sky depresses them; and they turn back from their
+walk to avoid the aspect of the unrefulgent sun going
+down among perturbed and pallid mists. The days are so
+short that a man does much of his business, and certainly
+all his pleasure, by the haggard glare of gas lamps. The
+roads are as heavy as a fallow. People go by, so
+drenched and draggle-tailed that I have often wondered
+how they found the heart to undress. And meantime the
+wind whistles through the town as if it were an open
+meadow; and if you lie awake all night, you hear it
+shrieking and raving overhead with a noise of shipwrecks
+and of falling houses. In a word, life is so unsightly
+that there are times when the heart turns sick in a man's
+inside; and the look of a tavern, or the thought of the
+warm, fire-lit study, is like the touch of land to one
+who has been long struggling with the seas.
+
+As the weather hardens towards frost, the world
+begins to improve for Edinburgh people. We enjoy superb,
+sub-arctic sunsets, with the profile of the city stamped
+in indigo upon a sky of luminous green. The wind may
+still be cold, but there is a briskness in the air that
+stirs good blood. People do not all look equally sour
+and downcast. They fall into two divisions: one, the
+knight of the blue face and hollow paunch, whom Winter
+has gotten by the vitals; the other well lined with New-
+year's fare, conscious of the touch of cold on his
+periphery, but stepping through it by the glow of his
+internal fires. Such an one I remember, triply cased in
+grease, whom no extremity of temperature could vanquish.
+'Well,' would be his jovial salutation, 'here's a
+sneezer!' And the look of these warm fellows is tonic,
+and upholds their drooping fellow-townsmen. There is yet
+another class who do not depend on corporal advantages,
+but support the winter in virtue of a brave and merry
+heart. One shivering evening, cold enough for frost but
+with too high a wind, and a little past sundown, when the
+lamps were beginning to enlarge their circles in the
+growing dusk, a brace of barefoot lassies were seen
+coming eastward in the teeth of the wind. If the one was
+as much as nine, the other was certainly not more than
+seven. They were miserably clad; and the pavement was so
+cold, you would have thought no one could lay a naked
+foot on it unflinching. Yet they came along waltzing, if
+you please, while the elder sang a tune to give them
+music. The person who saw this, and whose heart was full
+of bitterness at the moment, pocketed a reproof which has
+been of use to him ever since, and which he now hands on,
+with his good wishes, to the reader.
+
+At length, Edinburgh, with her satellite hills and
+all the sloping country, are sheeted up in white. If it
+has happened in the dark hours, nurses pluck their
+children out of bed and run with them to some commanding
+window, whence they may see the change that has been
+worked upon earth's face. 'A' the hills are covered wi'
+snaw,' they sing, 'and Winter's noo come fairly!' And
+the children, marvelling at the silence and the white
+landscape, find a spell appropriate to the season in the
+words. The reverberation of the snow increases the pale
+daylight, and brings all objects nearer the eye. The
+Pentlands are smooth and glittering, with here and there
+the black ribbon of a dry-stone dyke, and here and there,
+if there be wind, a cloud of blowing snow upon a
+shoulder. The Firth seems a leaden creek, that a man
+might almost jump across, between well-powdered Lothian
+and well-powdered Fife. And the effect is not, as in
+other cities, a thing of half a day; the streets are soon
+trodden black, but the country keeps its virgin white;
+and you have only to lift your eyes and look over miles
+of country snow. An indescribable cheerfulness breathes
+about the city; and the well-fed heart sits lightly and
+beats gaily in the - bosom. It is New-year's weather.
+
+New-year's Day, the great national festival, is a
+time of family expansions and of deep carousal.
+Sometimes, by a sore stoke of fate for this Calvinistic
+people, the year's anniversary fails upon a Sunday, when
+the public-houses are inexorably closed, when singing and
+even whistling is banished from our homes and highways,
+and the oldest toper feels called upon to go to church.
+Thus pulled about, as if between two loyalties, the
+Scotch have to decide many nice cases of conscience, and
+ride the marches narrowly between the weekly and the
+annual observance. A party of convivial musicians, next
+door to a friend of mine, hung suspended in this manner
+on the brink of their diversions. From ten o'clock on
+Sunday night, my friend heard them tuning their
+instruments: and as the hour of liberty drew near, each
+must have had his music open, his bow in readiness across
+the fiddle, his foot already raised to mark the time, and
+his nerves braced for execution; for hardly had the
+twelfth stroke. sounded from the earliest steeple, before
+they had launced forth into a secular bravura.
+
+Currant-loaf is now popular eating in all house-
+holds. For weeks before the great morning, confectioners
+display stacks of Scotch bun - a dense, black substance,
+inimical to life - and full moons of shortbread adorned
+with mottoes of peel or sugar-plum, in honour of the
+season and the family affections. 'Frae Auld Reekie,' 'A
+guid New Year to ye a',' 'For the Auld Folk at Hame,' are
+among the most favoured of these devices. Can you not
+see the carrier, after half-a-day's journey on pinching
+hill-roads, draw up before a cottage in Teviotdale, or
+perhaps in Manor Glen among the rowans, and the old
+people receiving the parcel with moist eyes and a prayer
+for Jock or Jean in the city? For at this season, on the
+threshold of another year of calamity and stubborn
+conflict, men feel a need to draw closer the links that
+unite them; they reckon the number of their friends, like
+allies before a war; and the prayers grow longer in the
+morning as the absent are recommended by name into God's
+keeping.
+
+On the day itself, the shops are all shut as on a
+Sunday; only taverns, toyshops, and other holiday
+magazines, keep open doors. Every one looks for his
+handsel. The postman and the lamplighters have left, at
+every house in their districts, a copy of vernacular
+verses, asking and thanking in a breath; and it is
+characteristic of Scotland that these verses may have
+sometimes a touch of reality in detail or sentiment and a
+measure of strength in the handling. All over the town,
+you may see comforter'd schoolboys hasting to squander
+their half-crowns. There are an infinity of visits to be
+paid; all the world is in the street, except the daintier
+classes; the sacramental greeting is heard upon all
+sides; Auld Lang Syne is much in people's mouths; and
+whisky and shortbread are staple articles of consumption.
+From an early hour a stranger will be impressed by the
+number of drunken men; and by afternoon drunkenness has
+spread to the women. With some classes of society, it is
+as much a matter of duty to drink hard on New-year's Day
+as to go to church on Sunday. Some have been saving
+their wages for perhaps a month to do the season honour.
+Many carry a whisky-bottle in their pocket, which they
+will press with embarrassing effusion on a perfect
+stranger. It is inexpedient to risk one's body in a cab,
+or not, at least, until after a prolonged study of the
+driver. The streets, which are thronged from end to end,
+become a place for delicate pilotage. Singly or arm-in-
+arm, some speechless, others noisy and quarrelsome, the
+votaries of the New Year go meandering in and out and
+cannoning one against another; and now and again, one
+falls and lies as he has fallen. Before night, so many
+have gone to bed or the police office, that the streets
+seem almost clearer. And as GUISARDS and FIRST-FOOTERS
+are now not much seen except in country places, when once
+the New Year has been rung in and proclaimed at the Tron
+railings, the festivities begin to find their way indoors
+and something like quiet returns upon the town. But
+think, in these piled LANDS, of all the senseless
+snorers, all the broken heads and empty pockets!
+
+Of old, Edinburgh University was the scene of heroic
+snowballing; and one riot obtained the epic honours of
+military intervention. But the great generation, I am
+afraid, is at an end; and even during my own college
+days, the spirit appreciably declined. Skating and
+sliding, on the other hand, are honoured more and more;
+and curling, being a creature of the national genius, is
+little likely to be disregarded. The patriotism that
+leads a man to eat Scotch bun will scarce desert him at
+the curling-pond. Edinburgh, with its long, steep
+pavements, is the proper home of sliders; many a happy
+urchin can slide the whole way to school; and the
+profession of errand-boy is transformed into a holiday
+amusement. As for skating, there is scarce any city so
+handsomely provided. Duddingstone Loch lies under the
+abrupt southern side of Arthur's Seat; in summer a shield
+of blue, with swans sailing from the reeds; in winter, a
+field of ringing ice. The village church sits above it
+on a green promontory; and the village smoke rises from
+among goodly trees. At the church gates, is the
+historical JOUG; a place of penance for the neck of
+detected sinners, and the historical LOUPING-ON STANE,
+from which Dutch-built lairds and farmers climbed into
+the saddle. Here Prince Charlie slept before the battle
+of Prestonpans; and here Deacon Brodie, or one of his
+gang, stole a plough coulter before the burglary in
+Chessel's Court. On the opposite side of the loch, the
+ground rises to Craigmillar Castle, a place friendly to
+Stuart Mariolaters. It is worth a climb, even in summer,
+to look down upon the loch from Arthur's Seat; but it is
+tenfold more so on a day of skating. The surface is
+thick with people moving easily and swiftly and leaning
+over at a thousand graceful inclinations; the crowd opens
+and closes, and keeps moving through itself like water;
+and the ice rings to half a mile away, with the flying
+steel. As night draws on, the single figures melt into
+the dusk, until only an obscure stir, and coming and
+going of black clusters, is visible upon the loch. A
+little longer, and the first torch is kindled and begins
+to flit rapidly across the ice in a ring of yellow
+reflection, and this is followed by another and another,
+until the whole field is full of skimming lights.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+TO THE PENTLAND HILLS.
+
+
+ON three sides of Edinburgh, the country slopes
+downward from the city, here to the sea, there to the fat
+farms of Haddington, there to the mineral fields of
+Linlithgow. On the south alone, it keeps rising until it
+not only out-tops the Castle but looks down on Arthur's
+Seat. The character of the neighbourhood is pretty
+strongly marked by a scarcity of hedges; by many stone
+walls of varying height; by a fair amount of timber, some
+of it well grown, but apt to be of a bushy, northern
+profile and poor in foliage; by here and there a little
+river, Esk or Leith or Almond, busily journeying in the
+bottom of its glen; and from almost every point, by a
+peep of the sea or the hills. There is no lack of
+variety, and yet most of the elements are common to all
+parts; and the southern district is alone distinguished
+by considerable summits and a wide view.
+
+From Boroughmuirhead, where the Scottish army
+encamped before Flodden, the road descends a long hill,
+at the bottom of which and just as it is preparing to
+mount upon the other side, it passes a toll-bar and
+issues at once into the open country. Even as I write
+these words, they are being antiquated in the progress of
+events, and the chisels are tinkling on a new row of
+houses. The builders have at length adventured beyond
+the toll which held them in respect so long, and proceed
+to career in these fresh pastures like a herd of colts
+turned loose. As Lord Beaconsfield proposed to hang an
+architect by way of stimulation, a man, looking on these
+doomed meads, imagines a similar example to deter the
+builders; for it seems as if it must come to an open
+fight at last to preserve a corner of green country
+unbedevilled. And here, appropriately enough, there
+stood in old days a crow-haunted gibbet, with two bodies
+hanged in chains. I used to be shown, when a child, a
+flat stone in the roadway to which the gibbet had been
+fixed. People of a willing fancy were persuaded, and
+sought to persuade others, that this stone was never dry.
+And no wonder, they would add, for the two men had only
+stolen fourpence between them.
+
+For about two miles the road climbs upwards, a long
+hot walk in summer time. You reach the summit at a place
+where four ways meet, beside the toll of Fairmilehead.
+The spot is breezy and agreeable both in name and aspect.
+The hills are close by across a valley: Kirk Yetton, with
+its long, upright scars visible as far as Fife, and
+Allermuir the tallest on this side with wood and tilled
+field running high upon their borders, and haunches all
+moulded into innumerable glens and shelvings and
+variegated with heather and fern. The air comes briskly
+and sweetly off the hills, pure from the elevation and
+rustically scented by the upland plants; and even at the
+toll, you may hear the curlew calling on its mate. At
+certain seasons, when the gulls desert their surfy
+forelands, the birds of sea and mountain hunt and scream
+together in the same field by Fairmilehead. The winged,
+wild things intermix their wheelings, the sea-birds skim
+the tree-tops and fish among the furrows of the plough.
+These little craft of air are at home in all the world,
+so long as they cruise in their own element; and, like
+sailors, ask but food and water from the shores they
+coast.
+
+Below, over a stream, the road passes Bow Bridge,
+now a dairy-farm, but once a distillery of whisky. It
+chanced, some time in the past century, that the
+distiller was on terms of good-fellowship with the
+visiting officer of excise. The latter was of an easy,
+friendly disposition, and a master of convivial arts.
+Now and again, he had to walk out of Edinburgh to measure
+the distiller's stock; and although it was agreeable to
+find his business lead him in a friend's direction, it
+was unfortunate that the friend should be a loser by his
+visits. Accordingly, when he got about the level of
+Fairmilehead, the gauger would take his flute, without
+which he never travelled, from his pocket, fit it
+together, and set manfully to playing, as if for his own
+delectation and inspired by the beauty of the scene. His
+favourite air, it seems, was 'Over the hills and far
+away.' At the first note, the distiller pricked his
+ears. A flute at Fairmilehead? and playing 'Over the
+hills and far away?' This must be his friendly enemy,
+the gauger. Instantly horses were harnessed, and sundry
+barrels of whisky were got upon a cart, driven at a
+gallop round Hill End, and buried in the mossy glen
+behind Kirk Yetton. In the same breath, you may be sure,
+a fat fowl was put to the fire, and the whitest napery
+prepared for the back parlour. A little after, the
+gauger, having had his fill of music for the moment, came
+strolling down with the most innocent air imaginable, and
+found the good people at Bow Bridge taken entirely
+unawares by his arrival, but none the less glad to see
+him. The distiller's liquor and the gauger's flute would
+combine to speed the moments of digestion; and when both
+were somewhat mellow, they would wind up the evening with
+'Over the hills and far away' to an accompaniment of
+knowing glances. And at least, there is a smuggling
+story, with original and half-idyllic features.
+
+A little further, the road to the right passes an
+upright stone in a field. The country people call it
+General Kay's monument. According to them, an officer of
+that name had perished there in battle at some indistinct
+period before the beginning of history. The date is
+reassuring; for I think cautious writers are silent on
+the General's exploits. But the stone is connected with
+one of those remarkable tenures of land which linger on
+into the modern world from Feudalism. Whenever the
+reigning sovereign passes by, a certain landed proprietor
+is held bound to climb on to the top, trumpet in hand,
+and sound a flourish according to the measure of his
+knowledge in that art. Happily for a respectable family,
+crowned heads have no great business in the Pentland
+Hills. But the story lends a character of comicality to
+the stone; and the passer-by will sometimes chuckle to
+himself.
+
+The district is dear to the superstitious. Hard by,
+at the back-gate of Comiston, a belated carter beheld a
+lady in white, 'with the most beautiful, clear shoes upon
+her feet,' who looked upon him in a very ghastly manner
+and then vanished; and just in front is the Hunters'
+Tryst, once a roadside inn, and not so long ago haunted
+by the devil in person. Satan led the inhabitants a
+pitiful existence. He shook the four corners of the
+building with lamentable outcries, beat at the doors and
+windows, overthrew crockery in the dead hours of the
+morning, and danced unholy dances on the roof. Every
+kind of spiritual disinfectant was put in requisition;
+chosen ministers were summoned out of Edinburgh and
+prayed by the hour; pious neighbours sat up all night
+making a noise of psalmody; but Satan minded them no more
+than the wind about the hill-tops; and it was only after
+years of persecution, that he left the Hunters' Tryst in
+peace to occupy himself with the remainder of mankind.
+What with General Kay, and the white lady, and this
+singular visitation, the neighbourhood offers great
+facilities to the makers of sun-myths; and without
+exactly casting in one's lot with that disenchanting
+school of writers, one cannot help hearing a good deal of
+the winter wind in the last story. 'That nicht,' says
+Burns, in one of his happiest moments,-
+
+
+'THAT NICHT A CHILD MIGHT UNDERSTAND
+THE DEIL HAD BUSINESS ON HIS HAND.'
+
+
+And if people sit up all night in lone places on the
+hills, with Bibles and tremulous psalms, they will be apt
+to hear some of the most fiendish noises in the world;
+the wind will beat on doors and dance upon roofs for
+them, and make the hills howl around their cottage with a
+clamour like the judgment-day.
+
+The road goes down through another valley, and then
+finally begins to scale the main slope of the Pentlands.
+A bouquet of old trees stands round a white farmhouse;
+and from a neighbouring dell, you can see smoke rising
+and leaves ruffling in the breeze. Straight above, the
+hills climb a thousand feet into the air. The
+neighbourhood, about the time of lambs, is clamorous with
+the bleating of flocks; and you will be awakened, in the
+grey of early summer mornings, by the barking of a dog or
+the voice of a shepherd shouting to the echoes. This,
+with the hamlet lying behind unseen, is Swanston.
+
+The place in the dell is immediately connected with
+the city. Long ago, this sheltered field was purchased
+by the Edinburgh magistrates for the sake of the springs
+that rise or gather there. After they had built their
+water-house and laid their pipes, it occurred to them
+that the place was suitable for junketing. Once
+entertained, with jovial magistrates and public funds,
+the idea led speedily to accomplishment; and Edinburgh
+could soon boast of a municipal Pleasure House. The dell
+was turned into a garden; and on the knoll that shelters
+it from the plain and the sea winds, they built a cottage
+looking to the hills. They brought crockets and
+gargoyles from old St. Giles's which they were then
+restoring, and disposed them on the gables and over the
+door and about the garden; and the quarry which had
+supplied them with building material, they draped with
+clematis and carpeted with beds of roses. So much for
+the pleasure of the eye; for creature comfort, they made
+a capacious cellar in the hillside and fitted it with
+bins of the hewn stone. In process of time, the trees
+grew higher and gave shade to the cottage, and the
+evergreens sprang up and turned the dell into a thicket.
+There, purple magistrates relaxed themselves from the
+pursuit of municipal ambition; cocked hats paraded
+soberly about the garden and in and out among the
+hollies; authoritative canes drew ciphering upon the
+path; and at night, from high upon the hills, a shepherd
+saw lighted windows through the foliage and heard the
+voice of city dignitaries raised in song.
+
+The farm is older. It was first a grange of
+Whitekirk Abbey, tilled and inhabited by rosy friars.
+Thence, after the Reformation, it passed into the hands
+of a true-blue Protestant family. During the covenanting
+troubles, when a night conventicle was held upon the
+Pentlands, the farm doors stood hospitably open till the
+morning; the dresser was laden with cheese and bannocks,
+milk and brandy; and the worshippers kept slipping down
+from the hill between two exercises, as couples visit the
+supper-room between two dances of a modern ball. In the
+Forty-Five, some foraging Highlanders from Prince
+Charlie's army fell upon Swanston in the dawn. The
+great-grandfather of the late farmer was then a little
+child; him they awakened by plucking the blankets from
+his bed, and he remembered, when he was an old man, their
+truculent looks and uncouth speech. The churn stood full
+of cream in the dairy, and with this they made their
+brose in high delight. 'It was braw brose,' said one of
+them. At last they made off, laden like camels with
+their booty; and Swanston Farm has lain out of the way of
+history from that time forward. I do not know what may
+be yet in store for it. On dark days, when the mist runs
+low upon the hill, the house has a gloomy air as if
+suitable for private tragedy. But in hot July, you can
+fancy nothing more perfect than the garden, laid out in
+alleys and arbours and bright, old-fashioned flower-
+plots, and ending in a miniature ravine, all trellis-work
+and moss and tinkling waterfall, and housed from the sun
+under fathoms of broad foliage.
+
+The hamlet behind is one of the least considerable
+of hamlets, and consists of a few cottages on a green
+beside a burn. Some of them (a strange thing in
+Scotland) are models of internal neatness; the beds
+adorned with patchwork, the shelves arrayed with willow-
+pattern plates, the floors and tables bright with
+scrubbing or pipe-clay, and the very kettle polished like
+silver. It is the sign of a contented old age in country
+places, where there is little matter for gossip and no
+street sights. Housework becomes an art; and at evening,
+when the cottage interior shines and twinkles in the glow
+of the fire, the housewife folds her hands and
+contemplates her finished picture; the snow and the wind
+may do their worst, she has made herself a pleasant
+corner in the world. The city might be a thousand miles
+away, and yet it was from close by that Mr. Bough painted
+the distant view of Edinburgh which has been engraved for
+this collection; and you have only to look at the
+etching, * to see how near it is at hand. But hills and
+hill people are not easily sophisticated; and if you walk
+out here on a summer Sunday, it is as like as not the
+shepherd may set his dogs upon you. But keep an unmoved
+countenance; they look formidable at the charge, but
+their hearts are in the right place, and they will only
+bark and sprawl about you on the grass, unmindful of
+their master's excitations.
+
+* One of the illustrations of the First Edition.
+
+Kirk Yetton forms the north-eastern angle of the
+range; thence, the Pentlands trend off to south and west.
+From the summit you look over a great expanse of
+champaign sloping to the sea, and behold a large variety
+of distant hills. There are the hills of Fife, the hills
+of Peebles, the Lammermoors and the Ochils, more or less
+mountainous in outline, more or less blue with distance.
+Of the Pentlands themselves, you see a field of wild
+heathery peaks with a pond gleaming in the midst; and to
+that side the view is as desolate as if you were looking
+into Galloway or Applecross. To turn to the other is
+like a piece of travel. Far out in the lowlands
+Edinburgh shows herself, making a great smoke on clear
+days and spreading her suburbs about her for miles; the
+Castle rises darkly in the midst, and close by, Arthur's
+Seat makes a bold figure in the landscape. All around,
+cultivated fields, and woods, and smoking villages, and
+white country roads, diversify the uneven surface of the
+land. Trains crawl slowly abroad upon the railway lines;
+little ships are tacking in the Firth; the shadow of a
+mountainous cloud, as large as a parish, travels before
+the wind; the wind itself ruffles the wood and standing
+corn, and sends pulses of varying colour across the
+landscape. So you sit, like Jupiter upon Olympus, and
+look down from afar upon men's life. The city is as
+silent as a city of the dead: from all its humming
+thoroughfares, not a voice, not a footfall, reaches you
+upon the hill. The sea-surf, the cries of ploughmen, the
+streams and the mill-wheels, the birds and the wind, keep
+up an animated concert through the plain; from farm to
+farm, dogs and crowing cocks contend together in
+defiance; and yet from this Olympian station, except for
+the whispering rumour of a train, the world has fallen
+into a dead silence, and the business of town and country
+grown voiceless in your ears. A crying hill-bird, the
+bleat of a sheep, a wind singing in the dry grass, seem
+not so much to interrupt, as to accompany, the stillness;
+but to the spiritual ear, the whole scene makes a music
+at once human and rural, and discourses pleasant
+reflections on the destiny of man. The spiry habitable
+city, ships, the divided fields, and browsing herds, and
+the straight highways, tell visibly of man's active and
+comfortable ways; and you may be never so laggard and
+never so unimpressionable, but there is something in the
+view that spirits up your blood and puts you in the vein
+for cheerful labour.
+
+Immediately below is Fairmilehead, a spot of roof
+and a smoking chimney, where two roads, no thicker than
+packthread, intersect beside a hanging wood. If you are
+fanciful, you will be reminded of the gauger in the
+story. And the thought of this old exciseman, who once
+lipped and fingered on his pipe and uttered clear notes
+from it in the mountain air, and the words of the song he
+affected, carry your mind 'Over the hills and far away'
+to distant countries; and you have a vision of Edinburgh
+not, as you see her, in the midst of a little
+neighbourhood, but as a boss upon the round world with
+all Europe and the deep sea for her surroundings. For
+every place is a centre to the earth, whence highways
+radiate or ships set sail for foreign ports; the limit of
+a parish is not more imaginary than the frontier of an
+empire; and as a man sitting at home in his cabinet and
+swiftly writing books, so a city sends abroad an
+influence and a portrait of herself. There is no
+Edinburgh emigrant, far or near, from China to Peru, but
+he or she carries some lively pictures of the mind, some
+sunset behind the Castle cliffs, some snow scene, some
+maze of city lamps, indelible in the memory and
+delightful to study in the intervals of toil. For any
+such, if this book fall in their way, here are a few more
+home pictures. It would be pleasant, if they should
+recognise a house where they had dwelt, or a walk that
+they had taken.
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg eText Edinburgh -
+Picturesque Notes
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