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FOR PUBLIC DOMAIN ETEXTS*Ver.04.29.93*END* + + + + + +Edinburgh Picturesque Notes by Robert Louis Stevenson +Scanned and proofed by +David Price, ccx074@coventry.ac.uk + + + + + +EDINBURGH + + + +CHAPTER I. +INTRODUCTORY. + + + +THE ancient and famous metropolis of the North sits +overlooking a windy estuary from the slope and summit of +three hills. No situation could be more commanding for +the head city of a kingdom; none better chosen for noble +prospects. From her tall precipice and terraced gardens +she looks far and wide on the sea and broad champaigns. +To the east you may catch at sunset the spark of the May +lighthouse, where the Firth expands into the German +Ocean; and away to the west, over all the carse of +Stirling, you can see the first snows upon Ben Ledi. + +But Edinburgh pays cruelly for her high seat in one +of the vilest climates under heaven. She is liable to be +beaten upon by all the winds that blow, to be drenched +with rain, to be buried in cold sea fogs out of the east, +and powdered with the snow as it comes flying southward +from the Highland hills. The weather is raw and +boisterous in winter, shifty and ungenial in summer, and +a downright meteorological purgatory in the spring. The +delicate die early, and I, as a survivor, among bleak +winds and plumping rain, have been sometimes tempted to +envy them their fate. For all who love shelter and the +blessings of the sun, who hate dark weather and perpetual +tilting against squalls, there could scarcely be found a +more unhomely and harassing place of residence. Many +such aspire angrily after that Somewhere-else of the +imagination, where all troubles are supposed to end. +They lean over the great bridge which joins the New Town +with the Old - that windiest spot, or high altar, in this +northern temple of the winds - and watch the trains +smoking out from under them and vanishing into the tunnel +on a voyage to brighter skies. Happy the passengers who +shake off the dust of Edinburgh, and have heard for the +last time the cry of the east wind among her chimney- +tops! And yet the place establishes an interest in +people's hearts; go where they will, they find no city of +the same distinction; go where they will, they take a +pride in their old home. + +Venice, it has been said, differs from another +cities in the sentiment which she inspires. The rest may +have admirers; she only, a famous fair one, counts lovers +in her train. And, indeed, even by her kindest friends, +Edinburgh is not considered in a similar sense. These +like her for many reasons, not any one of which is +satisfactory in itself. They like her whimsically, if +you will, and somewhat as a virtuoso dotes upon his +cabinet. Her attraction is romantic in the narrowest +meaning of the term. Beautiful as she is, she is not so +much beautiful as interesting. She is pre-eminently +Gothic, and all the more so since she has set herself off +with some Greek airs, and erected classic temples on her +crags. In a word, and above all, she is a curiosity. +The Palace of Holyrood has been left aside in the growth +of Edinburgh, and stands grey and silent in a workman's +quarter and among breweries and gas works. It is a house +of many memories. Great people of yore, kings and +queens, buffoons and grave ambassadors, played their +stately farce for centuries in Holyrood. Wars have been +plotted, dancing has lasted deep into the night, - murder +has been done in its chambers. There Prince Charlie held +his phantom levees, and in a very gallant manner +represented a fallen dynasty for some hours. Now, all +these things of clay are mingled with the dust, the +king's crown itself is shown for sixpence to the vulgar; +but the stone palace has outlived these charges. For +fifty weeks together, it is no more than a show for +tourists and a museum of old furniture; but on the fifty- +first, behold the palace reawakened and mimicking its +past. The Lord Commissioner, a kind of stage sovereign, +sits among stage courtiers; a coach and six and +clattering escort come and go before the gate; at night, +the windows are lighted up, and its near neighbours, the +workmen, may dance in their own houses to the palace +music. And in this the palace is typical. There is a +spark among the embers; from time to time the old volcano +smokes. Edinburgh has but partly abdicated, and still +wears, in parody, her metropolitan trappings. Half a +capital and half a country town, the whole city leads a +double existence; it has long trances of the one and +flashes of the other; like the king of the Black Isles, +it is half alive and half a monumental marble. There are +armed men and cannon in the citadel overhead; you may see +the troops marshalled on the high parade; and at night +after the early winter even-fall, and in the morning +before the laggard winter dawn, the wind carries abroad +over Edinburgh the sound of drums and bugles. Grave +judges sit bewigged in what was once the scene of +imperial deliberations. Close by in the High Street +perhaps the trumpets may sound about the stroke of noon; +and you see a troop of citizens in tawdry masquerade; +tabard above, heather-mixture trowser below, and the men +themselves trudging in the mud among unsympathetic by- +standers. The grooms of a well-appointed circus tread +the streets with a better presence. And yet these are +the Heralds and Pursuivants of Scotland, who are about to +proclaim a new law of the United Kingdom before two-score +boys, and thieves, and hackney-coachmen. Meanwhile every +hour the bell of the University rings out over the hum of +the streets, and every hour a double tide of students, +coming and going, fills the deep archways. And lastly, +one night in the springtime - or say one morning rather, +at the peep of day - late folk may hear voices of many +men singing a psalm in unison from a church on one side +of the old High Street; and a little after, or perhaps a +little before, the sound of many men singing a psalm in +unison from another church on the opposite side of the +way. There will be something in the words above the dew +of Hermon, and how goodly it is to see brethren dwelling +together in unity. And the late folk will tell +themselves that all this singing denotes the conclusion +of two yearly ecclesiastical parliaments - the +parliaments of Churches which are brothers in many +admirable virtues, but not specially like brothers in +this particular of a tolerant and peaceful life. + +Again, meditative people will find a charm in a +certain consonancy between the aspect of the city and its +odd and stirring history. Few places, if any, offer a +more barbaric display of contrasts to the eye. In the +very midst stands one of the most satisfactory crags in +nature - a Bass Rock upon dry land, rooted in a garden +shaken by passing trains, carrying a crown of battlements +and turrets, and describing its war-like shadow over the +liveliest and brightest thoroughfare of the new town. +From their smoky beehives, ten stories high, the unwashed +look down upon the open squares and gardens of the +wealthy; and gay people sunning themselves along Princes +Street, with its mile of commercial palaces all beflagged +upon some great occasion, see, across a gardened valley +set with statues, where the washings of the Old Town +flutter in the breeze at its high windows. And then, +upon all sides, what a clashing of architecture! In this +one valley, where the life of the town goes most busily +forward, there may be seen, shown one above and behind +another by the accidents of the ground, buildings in +almost every style upon the globe. Egyptian and Greek +temples, Venetian palaces and Gothic spires, are huddled +one over another in a most admired disorder; while, above +all, the brute mass of the Castle and the summit of +Arthur's Seat look down upon these imitations with a +becoming dignity, as the works of Nature may look down +the monuments of Art. But Nature is a more +indiscriminate patroness than we imagine, and in no way +frightened of a strong effect. The birds roost as +willingly among the Corinthian capitals as in the +crannies of the crag; the same atmosphere and daylight +clothe the eternal rock and yesterday's imitation +portico; and as the soft northern sunshine throws out +everything into a glorified distinctness - or easterly +mists, coming up with the blue evening, fuse all these +incongruous features into one, and the lamps begin to +glitter along the street, and faint lights to burn in the +high windows across the valley - the feeling grows upon +you that this also is a piece of nature in the most +intimate sense; that this profusion of eccentricities, +this dream in masonry and living rock, is not a drop- +scene in a theatre, but a city in the world of every-day +reality, connected by railway and telegraph-wire with all +the capitals of Europe, and inhabited by citizens of the +familiar type, who keep ledgers, and attend church, and +have sold their immortal portion to a daily paper. By +all the canons of romance, the place demands to be half +deserted and leaning towards decay; birds we might admit +in profusion, the play of the sun and winds, and a few +gipsies encamped in the chief thoroughfare; but these +citizens with their cabs and tramways, their trains and +posters, are altogether out of key. Chartered tourists, +they make free with historic localities, and rear their +young among the most picturesque sites with a grand human +indifference. To see them thronging by, in their neat +clothes and conscious moral rectitude, and with a little +air of possession that verges on the absurd, is not the +least striking feature of the place. * + +* These sentences have, I hear, given offence in my +native town, and a proportionable pleasure to our rivals +of Glasgow. I confess the news caused me both pain and +merriment. May I remark, as a balm for wounded fellow- +townsmen, that there is nothing deadly in my accusations? +Small blame to them if they keep ledgers: 'tis an +excellent business habit. Churchgoing is not, that ever +I heard, a subject of reproach; decency of linen is a +mark of prosperous affairs, and conscious moral rectitude +one of the tokens of good living. It is not their fault +it the city calls for something more specious by way of +inhabitants. A man in a frock-coat looks out of place +upon an Alp or Pyramid, although he has the virtues of a +Peabody and the talents of a Bentham. And let them +console themselves - they do as well as anybody else; the +population of (let us say) Chicago would cut quite as +rueful a figure on the same romantic stage. To the +Glasgow people I would say only one word, but that is of +gold; I HAVE NOT YET WRITTEN A BOOK ABOUT GLASGOW. + +And the story of the town is as eccentric as its +appearance. For centuries it was a capital thatched with +heather, and more than once, in the evil days of English +invasion, it has gone up in flame to heaven, a beacon to +ships at sea. It was the jousting-ground of jealous +nobles, not only on Greenside, or by the King's Stables, +where set tournaments were fought to the sound of +trumpets and under the authority of the royal presence, +but in every alley where there was room to cross swords, +and in the main street, where popular tumult under the +Blue Blanket alternated with the brawls of outlandish +clansmen and retainers. Down in the palace John Knox +reproved his queen in the accents of modern democracy. +In the town, in one of those little shops plastered like +so many swallows' nests among the buttresses of the old +Cathedral, that familiar autocrat, James VI., would +gladly share a bottle of wine with George Heriot the +goldsmith. Up on the Pentland Hills, that so quietly +look down on the Castle with the city lying in waves +around it, those mad and dismal fanatics, the Sweet +Singers, haggard from long exposure on the moors, sat day +and night with 'tearful psalmns' to see Edinburgh +consumed with fire from heaven, like another Sodom or +Gomorrah. There, in the Grass-market, stiff-necked, +covenanting heroes, offered up the often unnecessary, but +not less honourable, sacrifice of their lives, and bade +eloquent farewell to sun, moon, and stars, and earthly +friendships, or died silent to the roll of drums. Down +by yon outlet rode Grahame of Claverhouse and his thirty +dragoons, with the town beating to arms behind their +horses' tails - a sorry handful thus riding for their +lives, but with a man at the head who was to return in a +different temper, make a dash that staggered Scotland to +the heart, and die happily in the thick of fight. There +Aikenhead was hanged for a piece of boyish incredulity; +there, a few years afterwards, David Hume ruined +Philosophy and Faith, an undisturbed and well-reputed +citizen; and thither, in yet a few years more, Burns came +from the plough-tail, as to an academy of gilt unbelief +and artificial letters. There, when the great exodus was +made across the valley, and the New Town began to spread +abroad its draughty parallelograms, and rear its long +frontage on the opposing hill, there was such a flitting, +such a change of domicile and dweller, as was never +excelled in the history of cities: the cobbler succeeded +the earl; the beggar ensconced himself by the judge's +chimney; what had been a palace was used as a pauper +refuge; and great mansions were so parcelled out among +the least and lowest in society, that the hearthstone of +the old proprietor was thought large enough to be +partitioned off into a bedroom by the new. + + +CHAPTER II. +OLD TOWN - THE LANDS. + + +THE Old Town, it is pretended, is the chief +characteristic, and, from a picturesque point of view, +the liver-wing of Edinburgh. It is one of the most +common forms of depreciation to throw cold water on the +whole by adroit over-commendation of a part, since +everything worth judging, whether it be a man, a work of +art, or only a fine city, must be judged upon its merits +as a whole. The Old Town depends for much of its effect +on the new quarters that lie around it, on the +sufficiency of its situation, and on the hills that back +it up. If you were to set it somewhere else by itself, +it would look remarkably like Stirling in a bolder and +loftier edition. The point is to see this embellished +Stirling planted in the midst of a large, active, and +fantastic modern city; for there the two re-act in a +picturesque sense, and the one is the making of the +other. + +The Old Town occupies a sloping ridge or tail of +diluvial matter, protected, in some subsidence of the +waters, by the Castle cliffs which fortify it to the +west. On the one side of it and the other the new towns +of the south and of the north occupy their lower, +broader, and more gentle hill-tops. Thus, the quarter of +the Castle over-tops the whole city and keeps an open +view to sea and land. It dominates for miles on every +side; and people on the decks of ships, or ploughing in +quiet country places over in Fife, can see the banner on +the Castle battlements, and the smoke of the Old Town +blowing abroad over the subjacent country. A city that +is set upon a hill. It was, I suppose, from this distant +aspect that she got her nickname of AULD REEKIE. Perhaps +it was given her by people who had never crossed her +doors: day after day, from their various rustic Pisgahs, +they had seen the pile of building on the hill-top, and +the long plume of smoke over the plain; so it appeared to +them; so it had appeared to their fathers tilling the +same field; and as that was all they knew of the place, +it could be all expressed in these two words. + +Indeed, even on a nearer view, the Old Town is +properly smoked; and though it is well washed with rain +all the year round, it has a grim and sooty aspect among +its younger suburbs. It grew, under the law that +regulates the growth of walled cities in precarious +situations, not in extent, but in height and density. +Public buildings were forced, wherever there was room for +them, into the midst of thoroughfares; thorough - fares +were diminished into lanes; houses sprang up story after +story, neighbour mounting upon neighbour's shoulder, as +in some Black Hole of Calcutta, until the population +slept fourteen or fifteen deep in a vertical direction. +The tallest of these LANDS, as they are locally termed, +have long since been burnt out; but to this day it is not +uncommon to see eight or ten windows at a flight; and the +cliff of building which hangs imminent over Waverley +Bridge would still put many natural precipices to shame. +The cellars are already high above the gazer's head, +planted on the steep hill-side; as for the garret, all +the furniture may be in the pawn-shop, but it commands a +famous prospect to the Highland hills. The poor man may +roost up there in the centre of Edinburgh, and yet have a +peep of the green country from his window; he shall see +the quarters of the well-to-do fathoms underneath, with +their broad squares and gardens; he shall have nothing +overhead but a few spires, the stone top-gallants of the +city; and perhaps the wind may reach him with a rustic +pureness, and bring a smack of the sea or of flowering +lilacs in the spring. + +It is almost the correct literary sentiment to +deplore the revolutionary improvements of Mr. Chambers +and his following. It is easy to be a conservator of the +discomforts of others; indeed, it is only our good +qualities we find it irksome to conserve. Assuredly, in +driving streets through the black labyrinth, a few +curious old corners have been swept away, and some +associations turned out of house and home. But what +slices of sunlight, what breaths of clean air, have been +let in! And what a picturesque world remains untouched! +You go under dark arches, and down dark stairs and +alleys. The way is so narrow that you can lay a hand on +either wall; so steep that, in greasy winter weather, the +pavement is almost as treacherous as ice. Washing +dangles above washing from the windows; the houses bulge +outwards upon flimsy brackets; you see a bit of sculpture +in a dark corner; at the top of all, a gable and a few +crowsteps are printed on the sky. Here, you come into a +court where the children are at play and the grown people +sit upon their doorsteps, and perhaps a church spire +shows itself above the roofs. Here, in the narrowest of +the entry, you find a great old mansion still erect, with +some insignia of its former state - some scutcheon, some +holy or courageous motto, on the lintel. The local +antiquary points out where famous and well-born people +had their lodging; and as you look up, out pops the head +of a slatternly woman from the countess's window. The +Bedouins camp within Pharaoh's palace walls, and the old +war-ship is given over to the rats. We are already a far +way from the days when powdered heads were plentiful in +these alleys, with jolly, port-wine faces underneath. +Even in the chief thoroughfares Irish washings flutter at +the windows, and the pavements are encumbered with +loiterers. + +These loiterers are a true character of the scene. +Some shrewd Scotch workmen may have paused on their way +to a job, debating Church affairs and politics with their +tools upon their arm. But the most part are of a +different order - skulking jail-birds; unkempt, bare-foot +children; big-mouthed, robust women, in a sort of uniform +of striped flannel petticoat and short tartan shawl; +among these, a few surpervising constables and a dismal +sprinkling of mutineers and broken men from higher ranks +in society, with some mark of better days upon them, like +a brand. In a place no larger than Edinburgh, and where +the traffic is mostly centred in five or six chief +streets, the same face comes often under the notice of an +idle stroller. In fact, from this point of view, +Edinburgh is not so much a small city as the largest of +small towns. It is scarce possible to avoid observing +your neighbours; and I never yet heard of any one who +tried. It has been my fortune, in this anonymous +accidental way, to watch more than one of these downward +travellers for some stages on the road to ruin. One man +must have been upwards of sixty before I first observed +him, and he made then a decent, personable figure in +broad-cloth of the best. For three years he kept falling +- grease coming and buttons going from the square-skirted +coat, the face puffing and pimpling, the shoulders +growing bowed, the hair falling scant and grey upon his +head; and the last that ever I saw of him, he was +standing at the mouth of an entry with several men in +moleskin, three parts drunk, and his old black raiment +daubed with mud. I fancy that I still can hear him +laugh. There was something heart-breaking in this +gradual declension at so advanced an age; you would have +thought a man of sixty out of the reach of these +calamities; you would have thought that he was niched by +that time into a safe place in life, whence he could pass +quietly and honourably into the grave. + +One of the earliest marks of these DEGRINGOLADES is, +that the victim begins to disappear from the New Town +thoroughfares, and takes to the High Street, like a +wounded animal to the woods. And such an one is the type +of the quarter. It also has fallen socially. A +scutcheon over the door somewhat jars in sentiment where +there is a washing at every window. The old man, when I +saw him last, wore the coat in which he had played the +gentleman three years before; and that was just what gave +him so pre-eminent an air of wretchedness. + +It is true that the over-population was at least as +dense in the epoch of lords and ladies, and that now-a- +days some customs which made Edinburgh notorious of yore +have been fortunately pretermitted. But an aggregation +of comfort is not distasteful like an aggregation of the +reverse. Nobody cares how many lords and ladies, and +divines and lawyers, may have been crowded into these +houses in the past - perhaps the more the merrier. The +glasses clink around the china punch-bowl, some one +touches the virginals, there are peacocks' feathers on +the chimney, and the tapers burn clear and pale in the +red firelight. That is not an ugly picture in itself, +nor will it become ugly upon repetition. All the better +if the like were going on in every second room; the LAND +would only look the more inviting. Times are changed. +In one house, perhaps, two-score families herd together; +and, perhaps, not one of them is wholly out of the reach +of want. The great hotel is given over to discomfort +from the foundation to the chimney-tops; everywhere a +pinching, narrow habit, scanty meals, and an air of +sluttishness and dirt. In the first room there is a +birth, in another a death, in a third a sordid drinking- +bout, and the detective and the Bible-reader cross upon +the stairs. High words are audible from dwelling to +dwelling, and children have a strange experience from the +first; only a robust soul, you would think, could grow up +in such conditions without hurt. And even if God tempers +His dispensations to the young, and all the ill does not +arise that our apprehensions may forecast, the sight of +such a way of living is disquieting to people who are +more happily circumstanced. Social inequality is nowhere +more ostentatious than at Edinburgh. I have mentioned +already how, to the stroller along Princes Street, the +High Street callously exhibits its back garrets. It is +true, there is a garden between. And although nothing +could be more glaring by way of contrast, sometimes the +opposition is more immediate; sometimes the thing lies in +a nutshell, and there is not so much as a blade of grass +between the rich and poor. To look over the South Bridge +and see the Cowgate below full of crying hawkers, is to +view one rank of society from another in the twinkling of +an eye. + +One night I went along the Cowgate after every one +was a-bed but the policeman, and stopped by hazard before +a tall LAND. The moon touched upon its chimneys, and +shone blankly on the upper windows; there was no light +anywhere in the great bulk of building; but as I stood +there it seemed to me that I could hear quite a body of +quiet sounds from the interior; doubtless there were many +clocks ticking, and people snoring on their backs. And +thus, as I fancied, the dense life within made itself +faintly audible in my ears, family after family +contributing its quota to the general hum, and the whole +pile beating in tune to its timepieces, like a great +disordered heart. Perhaps it was little more than a +fancy altogether, but it was strangely impressive at the +time, and gave me an imaginative measure of the +disproportion between the quantity of living flesh and +the trifling walls that separated and contained it. + +There was nothing fanciful, at least, but every +circumstance of terror and reality, in the fall of the +LAND in the High Street. The building had grown rotten +to the core; the entry underneath had suddenly closed up +so that the scavenger's barrow could not pass; cracks and +reverberations sounded through the house at night; the +inhabitants of the huge old human bee-hive discussed +their peril when they encountered on the stair; some had +even left their dwellings in a panic of fear, and +returned to them again in a fit of economy or self- +respect; when, in the black hours of a Sunday morning, +the whole structure ran together with a hideous uproar +and tumbled story upon story to the ground. The physical +shock was felt far and near; and the moral shock +travelled with the morning milkmaid into all the suburbs. +The church-bells never sounded more dismally over +Edinburgh than that grey forenoon. Death had made a +brave harvest, and, like Samson, by pulling down one +roof, destroyed many a home. None who saw it can have +forgotten the aspect of the gable; here it was plastered, +there papered, according to the rooms; here the kettle +still stood on the hob, high overhead; and there a cheap +picture of the Queen was pasted over the chimney. So, by +this disaster, you had a glimpse into the life of thirty +families, all suddenly cut off from the revolving years. +The LAND had fallen; and with the LAND how much! Far in +the country, people saw a gap in the city ranks, and the +sun looked through between the chimneys in an unwonted +place. And all over the world, in London, in Canada, in +New Zealand, fancy what a multitude of people could +exclaim with truth: 'The house that I was born in fell +last night!' + + + +CHAPTER III. +THE PARLIAMENT CLOSE. + + + +TIME has wrought its changes most notably around the +precincts of St. Giles's Church. The church itself, if +it were not for the spire, would be unrecognisable; the +KRAMES are all gone, not a shop is left to shelter in its +buttresses; and zealous magistrates and a misguided +architect have shorn the design of manhood, and left it +poor, naked, and pitifully pretentious. As St. Giles's +must have had in former days a rich and quaint appearance +now forgotten, so the neighbourhood was bustling, +sunless, and romantic. It was here that the town was +most overbuilt; but the overbuilding has been all rooted +out, and not only a free fair-way left along the High +Street with an open space on either side of the church, +but a great porthole, knocked in the main line of the +LANDS, gives an outlook to the north and the New Town. + +There is a silly story of a subterranean passage +between the Castle and Holyrood, and a bold Highland +piper who volunteered to explore its windings. He made +his entrance by the upper end, playing a strathspey; the +curious footed it after him down the street, following +his descent by the sound of the chanter from below; until +all of a sudden, about the level of St. Giles's, the +music came abruptly to an end, and the people in the +street stood at fault with hands uplifted. Whether he +was choked with gases, or perished in a quag, or was +removed bodily by the Evil One, remains a point of doubt; +but the piper has never again been seen or heard of from +that day to this. Perhaps he wandered down into the land +of Thomas the Rhymer, and some day, when it is least +expected, may take a thought to revisit the sunlit upper +world. That will be a strange moment for the cabmen on +the stance besides St. Giles's, when they hear the drone +of his pipes reascending from the bowels of the earth +below their horses' feet. + +But it is not only pipers who have vanished, many a +solid bulk of masonry has been likewise spirited into the +air. Here, for example, is the shape of a heart let into +the causeway. This was the site of the Tolbooth, the +Heart of Midlothian, a place old in story and namefather +to a noble book. The walls are now down in the dust; +there is no more SQUALOR CARCERIS for merry debtors, no +more cage for the old, acknowledged prison-breaker; but +the sun and the wind play freely over the foundations of +the jail. Nor is this the only memorial that the +pavement keeps of former days. The ancient burying- +ground of Edinburgh lay behind St. Giles's Church, +running downhill to the Cowgate and covering the site of +the present Parliament House. It has disappeared as +utterly as the prison or the Luckenbooths; and for those +ignorant of its history, I know only one token that +remains. In the Parliament Close, trodden daily +underfoot by advocates, two letters and a date mark the +resting-place of the man who made Scotland over again in +his own image, the indefatigable, undissuadable John +Knox. He sleeps within call of the church that so often +echoed to his preaching. + +Hard by the reformer, a bandy-legged and garlanded +Charles Second, made of lead, bestrides a tun-bellied +charger. The King has his backed turned, and, as you +look, seems to be trotting clumsily away from such a +dangerous neighbour. Often, for hours together, these +two will be alone in the Close, for it lies out of the +way of all but legal traffic. On one side the south wall +of the church, on the other the arcades of the Parliament +House, enclose this irregular bight of causeway and +describe their shadows on it in the sun. At either end, +from round St. Giles's buttresses, you command a look +into the High Street with its motley passengers; but the +stream goes by, east and west, and leaves the Parliament +Close to Charles the Second and the birds. Once in a +while, a patient crowd may be seen loitering there all +day, some eating fruit, some reading a newspaper; and to +judge by their quiet demeanour, you would think they were +waiting for a distribution of soup-tickets. The fact is +far otherwise; within in the Justiciary Court a man is +upon trial for his life, and these are some of the +curious for whom the gallery was found too narrow. +Towards afternoon, if the prisoner is unpopular, there +will be a round of hisses when he is brought forth. Once +in a while, too, an advocate in wig and gown, hand upon +mouth, full of pregnant nods, sweeps to and fro in the +arcade listening to an agent; and at certain regular +hours a whole tide of lawyers hurries across the space. + +The Parliament Close has been the scene of marking +incidents in Scottish history. Thus, when the Bishops +were ejected from the Convention in 1688, 'all fourteen +of them gathered together with pale faces and stood in a +cloud in the Parliament Close:' poor episcopal personages +who were done with fair weather for life! Some of the +west-country Societarians standing by, who would have +'rejoiced more than in great sums' to be at their +hanging, hustled them so rudely that they knocked their +heads together. It was not magnanimous behaviour to +dethroned enemies; but one, at least, of the Societarians +had groaned in the BOOTS, and they had all seen their +dear friends upon the scaffold. Again, at the 'woeful +Union,' it was here that people crowded to escort their +favourite from the last of Scottish parliaments: people +flushed with nationality, as Boswell would have said, +ready for riotous acts, and fresh from throwing stones at +the author of 'Robinson Crusoe' as he looked out of +window. + +One of the pious in the seventeenth century, going +to pass his TRIALS (examinations as we now say) for the +Scottish Bar, beheld the Parliament Close open and had a +vision of the mouth of Hell. This, and small wonder, was +the means of his conversion. Nor was the vision +unsuitable to the locality; for after an hospital, what +uglier piece is there in civilisation than a court of +law? Hither come envy, malice, and all uncharitableness +to wrestle it out in public tourney; crimes, broken +fortunes, severed households, the knave and his victim, +gravitate to this low building with the arcade. To how +many has not St. Giles's bell told the first hour after +ruin? I think I see them pause to count the strokes, and +wander on again into the moving High Street, stunned and +sick at heart. + +A pair of swing doors gives admittance to a hall +with a carved roof, hung with legal portraits, adorned +with legal statuary, lighted by windows of painted glass, +and warmed by three vast fires. This is the SALLE DES +PAS PERDUS of the Scottish Bar. Here, by a ferocious +custom, idle youths must promenade from ten till two. +From end to end, singly or in pairs or trios, the gowns +and wigs go back and forward. Through a hum of talk and +footfalls, the piping tones of a Macer announce a fresh +cause and call upon the names of those concerned. +Intelligent men have been walking here daily for ten or +twenty years without a rag of business or a shilling of +reward. In process of time, they may perhaps be made the +Sheriff-Substitute and Fountain of Justice at Lerwick or +Tobermory. There is nothing required, you would say, but +a little patience and a taste for exercise and bad air. +To breathe dust and bombazine, to feed the mind on +cackling gossip, to hear three parts of a case and drink +a glass of sherry, to long with indescribable longings +for the hour when a man may slip out of his travesty and +devote himself to golf for the rest of the afternoon, and +to do this day by day and year after year, may seem so +small a thing to the inexperienced! But those who have +made the experiment are of a different way of thinking, +and count it the most arduous form of idleness. + +More swing doors open into pigeon-holes where judges +of the First Appeal sit singly, and halls of audience +where the supreme Lords sit by three or four. Here, you +may see Scott's place within the bar, where he wrote many +a page of Waverley novels to the drone of judicial +proceeding. You will hear a good deal of shrewdness, +and, as their Lordships do not altogether disdain +pleasantry, a fair proportion of dry fun. The broadest +of broad Scotch is now banished from the bench; but the +courts still retain a certain national flavour. We have +a solemn enjoyable way of lingering on a case. We treat +law as a fine art, and relish and digest a good +distinction. There is no hurry: point after point must +be rightly examined and reduced to principle; judge after +judge must utter forth his OBITER DICTA to delighted +brethren. + +Besides the courts, there are installed under the +same roof no less than three libraries: two of no mean +order; confused and semi-subterranean, full of stairs and +galleries; where you may see the most studious-looking +wigs fishing out novels by lanthorn light, in the very +place where the old Privy Council tortured Covenanters. +As the Parliament House is built upon a slope, although +it presents only one story to the north, it measures +half-a-dozen at least upon the south; and range after +range of vaults extend below the libraries. Few places +are more characteristic of this hilly capital. You +descend one stone stair after another, and wander, by the +flicker of a match, in a labyrinth of stone cellars. +Now, you pass below the Outer Hall and hear overhead, +brisk but ghostly, the interminable pattering of legal +feet. Now, you come upon a strong door with a wicket: on +the other side are the cells of the police office and the +trap-stair that gives admittance to the dock in the +Justiciary Court. Many a foot that has gone up there +lightly enough, has been dead-heavy in the descent. Many +a man's life has been argued away from him during long +hours in the court above. But just now that tragic stage +is empty and silent like a church on a week-day, with the +bench all sheeted up and nothing moving but the sunbeams +on the wall. A little farther and you strike upon a +room, not empty like the rest, but crowded with +PRODUCTIONS from bygone criminal cases: a grim lumber: +lethal weapons, poisoned organs in a jar, a door with a +shot-hole through the panel, behind which a man fell +dead. I cannot fancy why they should preserve them +unless it were against the Judgment Day. At length, as +you continue to descend, you see a peep of yellow +gaslight and hear a jostling, whispering noise ahead; +next moment you turn a corner, and there, in a +whitewashed passage, is a machinery belt industriously +turning on its wheels. You would think the engine had +grown there of its own accord, like a cellar fungus, and +would soon spin itself out and fill the vaults from end +to end with its mysterious labours. In truth, it is only +some gear of the steam ventilator; and you will find the +engineers at hand, and may step out of their door into +the sunlight. For all this while, you have not been +descending towards the earth's centre, but only to the +bottom of the hill and the foundations of the Parliament +House; low down, to be sure, but still under the open +heaven and in a field of grass. The daylight shines +garishly on the back windows of the Irish quarter; on +broken shutters, wry gables, old palsied houses on the +brink of ruin, a crumbling human pig-sty fit for human +pigs. There are few signs of life, besides a scanty +washing or a face at a window: the dwellers are abroad, +but they will return at night and stagger to their +pallets. + + + +CHAPTER IV. +LEGENDS. + + + +THE character of a place is often most perfectly +expressed in its associations. An event strikes root and +grows into a legend, when it has happened amongst +congenial surroundings. Ugly actions, above all in ugly +places, have the true romantic quality, and become an +undying property of their scene. To a man like Scott, +the different appearances of nature seemed each to +contain its own legend ready made, which it was his to +call forth: in such or such a place, only such or such +events ought with propriety to happen; and in this spirit +he made the LADY OF THE LAKE for Ben Venue, the HEART OF +MIDLOTHIAN for Edinburgh, and the PIRATE, so +indifferently written but so romantically conceived, for +the desolate islands and roaring tideways of the North. +The common run of mankind have, from generation to +generation, an instinct almost as delicate as that of +Scott; but where he created new things, they only forget +what is unsuitable among the old; and by survival of the +fittest, a body of tradition becomes a work of art. So, +in the low dens and high-flying garrets of Edinburgh, +people may go back upon dark passages in the town's +adventures, and chill their marrow with winter's tales +about the fire: tales that are singularly apposite and +characteristic, not only of the old life, but of the very +constitution of built nature in that part, and singularly +well qualified to add horror to horror, when the wind +pipes around the tall LANDS, and hoots adown arched +passages, and the far-spread wilderness of city lamps +keeps quavering and flaring in the gusts. + +Here, it is the tale of Begbie the bank-porter, +stricken to the heart at a blow and left in his blood +within a step or two of the crowded High Street. There, +people hush their voices over Burke and Hare; over drugs +and violated graves, and the resurrection-men smothering +their victims with their knees. Here, again, the fame of +Deacon Brodie is kept piously fresh. A great man in his +day was the Deacon; well seen in good society, crafty +with his hands as a cabinet-maker, and one who could sing +a song with taste. Many a citizen was proud to welcome +the Deacon to supper, and dismissed him with regret at a +timeous hour, who would have been vastly disconcerted had +he known how soon, and in what guise, his visitor +returned. Many stories are told of this redoubtable +Edinburgh burglar, but the one I have in my mind most +vividly gives the key of all the rest. A friend of +Brodie's, nested some way towards heaven in one of these +great LANDS, had told him of a projected visit to the +country, and afterwards, detained by some affairs, put it +off and stayed the night in town. The good man had lain +some time awake; it was far on in the small hours by the +Tron bell; when suddenly there came a creak, a jar, a +faint light. Softly he clambered out of bed and up to a +false window which looked upon another room, and there, +by the glimmer of a thieves' lantern, was his good friend +the Deacon in a mask. It is characteristic of the town +and the town's manners that this little episode should +have been quietly tided over, and quite a good time +elapsed before a great robbery, an escape, a Bow Street +runner, a cock-fight, an apprehension in a cupboard in +Amsterdam, and a last step into the air off his own +greatly-improved gallows drop, brought the career of +Deacon William Brodie to an end. But still, by the +mind's eye, he may be seen, a man harassed below a +mountain of duplicity, slinking from a magistrate's +supper-room to a thieves' ken, and pickeering among the +closes by the flicker of a dark lamp. + +Or where the Deacon is out of favour, perhaps some +memory lingers of the great plagues, and of fatal houses +still unsafe to enter within the memory of man. For in +time of pestilence the discipline had been sharp and +sudden, and what we now call 'stamping out contagion' was +carried on with deadly rigour. The officials, in their +gowns of grey, with a white St. Andrew's cross on back +and breast, and a white cloth carried before them on a +staff, perambulated the city, adding the terror of man's +justice to the fear of God's visitation. The dead they +buried on the Borough Muir; the living who had concealed +the sickness were drowned, if they were women, in the +Quarry Holes, and if they were men, were hanged and +gibbeted at their own doors; and wherever the evil had +passed, furniture was destroyed and houses closed. And +the most bogeyish part of the story is about such houses. +Two generations back they still stood dark and empty; +people avoided them as they passed by; the boldest +schoolboy only shouted through the keyhole and made off; +for within, it was supposed, the plague lay ambushed like +a basilisk, ready to flow forth and spread blain and +pustule through the city. What a terrible next-door +neighbour for superstitious citizens! A rat scampering +within would send a shudder through the stoutest heart. +Here, if you like, was a sanitary parable, addressed by +our uncleanly forefathers to their own neglect. + +And then we have Major Weir; for although even his +house is now demolished, old Edinburgh cannot clear +herself of his unholy memory. He and his sister lived +together in an odour of sour piety. She was a marvellous +spinster; he had a rare gift of supplication, and was +known among devout admirers by the name of Angelical +Thomas. 'He was a tall, black man, and ordinarily looked +down to the ground; a grim countenance, and a big nose. +His garb was still a cloak, and somewhat dark, and he +never went without his staff.' How it came about that +Angelical Thomas was burned in company with his staff, +and his sister in gentler manner hanged, and whether +these two were simply religious maniacs of the more +furious order, or had real as well as imaginary sins upon +their old-world shoulders, are points happily beyond the +reach of our intention. At least, it is suitable enough +that out of this superstitious city some such example +should have been put forth: the outcome and fine flower +of dark and vehement religion. And at least the facts +struck the public fancy and brought forth a remarkable +family of myths. It would appear that the Major's staff +went upon his errands, and even ran before him with a +lantern on dark nights. Gigantic females, 'stentoriously +laughing and gaping with tehees of laughter' at +unseasonable hours of night and morning, haunted the +purlieus of his abode. His house fell under such a load +of infamy that no one dared to sleep in it, until +municipal improvement levelled the structure to the +ground. And my father has often been told in the nursery +how the devil's coach, drawn by six coal-black horses +with fiery eyes, would drive at night into the West Bow, +and belated people might see the dead Major through the +glasses. + +Another legend is that of the two maiden sisters. A +legend I am afraid it may be, in the most discreditable +meaning of the term; or perhaps something worse - a mere +yesterday's fiction. But it is a story of some vitality, +and is worthy of a place in the Edinburgh kalendar. This +pair inhabited a single room; from the facts, it must +have been double-bedded; and it may have been of some +dimensions: but when all is said, it was a single room. +Here our two spinsters fell out - on some point of +controversial divinity belike: but fell out so bitterly +that there was never a word spoken between them, black or +white, from that day forward. You would have thought +they would separate: but no; whether from lack of means, +or the Scottish fear of scandal, they continued to keep +house together where they were. A chalk line drawn upon +the floor separated their two domains; it bisected the +doorway and the fireplace, so that each could go out and +in, and do her cooking, without violating the territory +of the other. So, for years, they coexisted in a hateful +silence; their meals, their ablutions, their friendly +visitors, exposed to an unfriendly scrutiny; and at +night, in the dark watches, each could hear the breathing +of her enemy. Never did four walls look down upon an +uglier spectacle than these sisters rivalling in +unsisterliness. Here is a canvas for Hawthorne to have +turned into a cabinet picture - he had a Puritanic vein, +which would have fitted him to treat this Puritanic +horror; he could have shown them to us in their +sicknesses and at their hideous twin devotions, thumbing +a pair of great Bibles, or praying aloud for each other's +penitence with marrowy emphasis; now each, with kilted +petticoat, at her own corner of the fire on some +tempestuous evening; now sitting each at her window, +looking out upon the summer landscape sloping far below +them towards the firth, and the field-paths where they +had wandered hand in hand; or, as age and infirmity grew +upon them and prolonged their toilettes, and their hands +began to tremble and their heads to nod involuntarily, +growing only the more steeled in enmity with years; until +one fine day, at a word, a look, a visit, or the approach +of death, their hearts would melt and the chalk boundary +be overstepped for ever. + +Alas! to those who know the ecclesiastical history +of the race - the most perverse and melancholy in man's +annals - this will seem only a figure of much that is +typical of Scotland and her high-seated capital above the +Forth - a figure so grimly realistic that it may pass +with strangers for a caricature. We are wonderful +patient haters for conscience sake up here in the North. +I spoke, in the first of these papers, of the Parliaments +of the Established and Free Churches, and how they can +hear each other singing psalms across the street. There +is but a street between them in space, but a shadow +between them in principle; and yet there they sit, +enchanted, and in damnatory accents pray for each other's +growth in grace. It would be well if there were no more +than two; but the sects in Scotland form a large family +of sisters, and the chalk lines are thickly drawn, and +run through the midst of many private homes. Edinburgh +is a city of churches, as though it were a place of +pilgrimage. You will see four within a stone-cast at the +head of the West Bow. Some are crowded to the doors; +some are empty like monuments; and yet you will ever find +new ones in the building. Hence that surprising clamour +of church bells that suddenly breaks out upon the Sabbath +morning from Trinity and the sea-skirts to Morningside on +the borders of the hills. I have heard the chimes of +Oxford playing their symphony in a golden autumn morning, +and beautiful it was to hear. But in Edinburgh all +manner of loud bells join, or rather disjoin, in one +swelling, brutal babblement of noise. Now one overtakes +another, and now lags behind it; now five or six all +strike on the pained tympanum at the same punctual +instant of time, and make together a dismal chord of +discord; and now for a second all seem to have conspired +to hold their peace. Indeed, there are not many uproars +in this world more dismal than that of the Sabbath bells +in Edinburgh: a harsh ecclesiastical tocsin; the outcry +of incongruous orthodoxies, calling on every separate +conventicler to put up a protest, each in his own +synagogue, against 'right-hand extremes and left-hand +defections.' And surely there are few worse extremes +than this extremity of zeal; and few more deplorable +defections than this disloyalty to Christian love. +Shakespeare wrote a comedy of 'Much Ado about Nothing.' +The Scottish nation made a fantastic tragedy on the same +subject. And it is for the success of this remarkable +piece that these bells are sounded every Sabbath morning +on the hills above the Forth. How many of them might +rest silent in the steeple, how many of these ugly +churches might be demolished and turned once more into +useful building material, if people who think almost +exactly the same thoughts about religion would condescend +to worship God under the same roof! But there are the +chalk lines. And which is to pocket pride, and speak the +foremost word? + + +CHAPTER V. +GREYFRIARS. + + +IT was Queen Mary who threw open the gardens of the +Grey Friars: a new and semi-rural cemetery in those days, +although it has grown an antiquity in its turn and been +superseded by half-a-dozen others. The Friars must have +had a pleasant time on summer evenings; for their gardens +were situated to a wish, with the tall castle and the +tallest of the castle crags in front. Even now, it is +one of our famous Edinburgh points of view; and strangers +are led thither to see, by yet another instance, how +strangely the city lies upon her hills. The enclosure is +of an irregular shape; the double church of Old and New +Greyfriars stands on the level at the top; a few thorns +are dotted here and there, and the ground falls by +terrace and steep slope towards the north. The open +shows many slabs and table tombstones; and all round the +margin, the place is girt by an array of aristocratic +mausoleums appallingly adorned. + +Setting aside the tombs of Roubiliac, which belong +to the heroic order of graveyard art, we Scotch stand, to +my fancy, highest among nations in the matter of grimly +illustrating death. We seem to love for their own sake +the emblems of time and the great change; and even around +country churches you will find a wonderful exhibition of +skulls, and crossbones, and noseless angels, and trumpets +pealing for the Judgment Day. Every mason was a +pedestrian Holbein: he had a deep consciousness of death, +and loved to put its terrors pithily before the +churchyard loiterer; he was brimful of rough hints upon +mortality, and any dead farmer was seized upon to be a +text. The classical examples of this art are in +Greyfriars. In their time, these were doubtless costly +monuments, and reckoned of a very elegant proportion by +contemporaries; and now, when the elegance is not so +apparent, the significance remains. You may perhaps look +with a smile on the profusion of Latin mottoes - some +crawling endwise up the shaft of a pillar, some issuing +on a scroll from angels' trumpets - on the emblematic +horrors, the figures rising headless from the grave, and +all the traditional ingenuities in which it pleased our +fathers to set forth their sorrow for the dead and their +sense of earthly mutability. But it is not a hearty sort +of mirth. Each ornament may have been executed by the +merriest apprentice, whistling as he plied the mallet; +but the original meaning of each, and the combined effect +of so many of them in this quiet enclosure, is serious to +the point of melancholy. + +Round a great part of the circuit, houses of a low +class present their backs to the churchyard. Only a few +inches separate the living from the dead. Here, a window +is partly blocked up by the pediment of a tomb; there, +where the street falls far below the level of the graves, +a chimney has been trained up the back of a monument, and +a red pot looks vulgarly over from behind. A damp smell +of the graveyard finds its way into houses where workmen +sit at meat. Domestic life on a small scale goes forward +visibly at the windows. The very solitude and stillness +of the enclosure, which lies apart from the town's +traffic, serves to accentuate the contrast. As you walk +upon the graves, you see children scattering crumbs to +feed the sparrows; you hear people singing or washing +dishes, or the sound of tears and castigation; the linen +on a clothes-pole flaps against funereal sculpture; or +perhaps the cat slips over the lintel and descends on a +memorial urn. And as there is nothing else astir, these +incongruous sights and noises take hold on the attention +and exaggerate the sadness of the place. + +Greyfriars is continually overrun by cats. I have +seen one afternoon, as many as thirteen of them seated on +the grass beside old Milne, the Master Builder, all sleek +and fat, and complacently blinking, as if they had fed +upon strange meats. Old Milne was chaunting with the +saints, as we may hope, and cared little for the company +about his grave; but I confess the spectacle had an ugly +side for me; and I was glad to step forward and raise my +eyes to where the Castle and the roofs of the Old Town, +and the spire of the Assembly Hall, stood deployed +against the sky with the colourless precision of +engraving. An open outlook is to be desired from a +churchyard, and a sight of the sky and some of the +world's beauty relieves a mind from morbid thoughts. + +I shall never forget one visit. It was a grey, +dropping day; the grass was strung with rain-drops; and +the people in the houses kept hanging out their shirts +and petticoats and angrily taking them in again, as the +weather turned from wet to fair and back again. A grave- +digger, and a friend of his, a gardener from the country, +accompanied me into one after another of the cells and +little courtyards in which it gratified the wealthy of +old days to enclose their old bones from neighbourhood. +In one, under a sort of shrine, we found a forlorn human +effigy, very realistically executed down to the detail of +his ribbed stockings, and holding in his hand a ticket +with the date of his demise. He looked most pitiful and +ridiculous, shut up by himself in his aristocratic +precinct, like a bad old boy or an inferior forgotten +deity under a new dispensation; the burdocks grew +familiarly about his feet, the rain dripped all round +him; and the world maintained the most entire +indifference as to who he was or whither he had gone. In +another, a vaulted tomb, handsome externally but horrible +inside with damp and cobwebs, there were three mounds of +black earth and an uncovered thigh bone. This was the +place of interment, it appeared, of a family with whom +the gardener had been long in service. He was among old +acquaintances. 'This'll be Miss Marg'et's,' said he, +giving the bone a friendly kick. 'The auld - !' I have +always an uncomfortable feeling in a graveyard, at sight +of so many tombs to perpetuate memories best forgotten; +but I never had the impression so strongly as that day. +People had been at some expense in both these cases: to +provoke a melancholy feeling of derision in the one, and +an insulting epithet in the other. The proper +inscription for the most part of mankind, I began to +think, is the cynical jeer, CRAS TIBI. That, if +anything, will stop the mouth of a carper; since it both +admits the worst and carries the war triumphantly into +the enemy's camp. + +Greyfriars is a place of many associations. There +was one window in a house at the lower end, now +demolished, which was pointed out to me by the +gravedigger as a spot of legendary interest. Burke, the +resurrection man, infamous for so many murders at five +shillings a-head, used to sit thereat, with pipe and +nightcap, to watch burials going forward on the green. +In a tomb higher up, which must then have been but newly +finished, John Knox, according to the same informant, had +taken refuge in a turmoil of the Reformation. Behind the +church is the haunted mausoleum of Sir George Mackenzie: +Bloody Mackenzie, Lord Advocate in the Covenanting +troubles and author of some pleasing sentiments on +toleration. Here, in the last century, an old Heriot's +Hospital boy once harboured from the pursuit of the +police. The Hospital is next door to Greyfriars - a +courtly building among lawns, where, on Founder's Day, +you may see a multitude of children playing Kiss-in-the- +Ring and Round the Mulberry-bush. Thus, when the +fugitive had managed to conceal himself in the tomb, his +old schoolmates had a hundred opportunities to bring him +food; and there he lay in safety till a ship was found to +smuggle him abroad. But his must have been indeed a +heart of brass, to lie all day and night alone with the +dead persecutor; and other lads were far from emulating +him in courage. When a man's soul is certainly in hell, +his body will scarce lie quiet in a tomb however costly; +some time or other the door must open, and the reprobate +come forth in the abhorred garments of the grave. It was +thought a high piece of prowess to knock at the Lord +Advocate's mausoleum and challenge him to appear. +'Bluidy Mackingie, come oot if ye dar'!' sang the fool- +hardy urchins. But Sir George had other affairs on hand; +and the author of an essay on toleration continues to +sleep peacefully among the many whom he so intolerantly +helped to slay. + +For this INFELIX CAMPUS, as it is dubbed in one of +its own inscriptions - an inscription over which Dr. +Johnson passed a critical eye - is in many ways sacred to +the memory of the men whom Mackenzie persecuted. It was +here, on the flat tombstones, that the Covenant was +signed by an enthusiastic people. In the long arm of the +church-yard that extends to Lauriston, the prisoners from +Bothwell Bridge - fed on bread and water and guarded, +life for life, by vigilant marksmen - lay five months +looking for the scaffold or the plantations. And while +the good work was going forward in the Grassmarket, +idlers in Greyfriars might have heard the throb of the +military drums that drowned the voices of the martyrs. +Nor is this all: for down in the corner farthest from Sir +George, there stands a monument dedicated, in uncouth +Covenanting verse, to all who lost their lives in that +contention. There is no moorsman shot in a snow shower +beside Irongray or Co'monell; there is not one of the two +hundred who were drowned off the Orkneys; nor so much as +a poor, over-driven, Covenanting slave in the American +plantations; but can lay claim to a share in that +memorial, and, if such things interest just men among the +shades, can boast he has a monument on earth as well as +Julius Caesar or the Pharaohs. Where they may all lie, I +know not. Far-scattered bones, indeed! But if the +reader cares to learn how some of them - or some part of +some of them - found their way at length to such +honourable sepulture, let him listen to the words of one +who was their comrade in life and their apologist when +they were dead. Some of the insane controversial matter +I omit, as well as some digressions, but leave the rest +in Patrick Walker's language and orthography:- + + +'The never to be forgotten Mr. JAMES RENWICK TOLD +me, that he was Witness to their Public Murder at the +GALLOWLEE, between LEITH and EDINBURGH, when he saw the +Hangman hash and hagg off all their Five Heads, with +PATRICK FOREMAN'S Right Hand: Their Bodies were all +buried at the Gallows Foot; their Heads, with PATRICK'S +Hand, were brought and put upon five Pikes on the +PLEASAUNCE-PORT. . . . Mr. RENWICK told me also that it +was the first public Action that his Hand was at, to +conveen Friends, and lift their murthered Bodies, and +carried them to the West Churchyard of EDINBURGH,' - not +Greyfriars, this time, - 'and buried them there. Then +they came about the City . . . . and took down these Five +Heads and that Hand; and Day being come, they went +quickly up the PLEASAUNCE; and when they came to +LAURISTOUN Yards, upon the South-side of the City, they +durst not venture, being so light, to go and bury their +Heads with their Bodies, which they designed; it being +present Death, if any of them had been found. ALEXANDER +TWEEDIE, a Friend, being with them, who at that Time was +Gardner in these Yards, concluded to bury them in his +Yard, being in a Box (wrapped in Linen), where they lay +45 Years except 3 Days, being executed upon the 10th of +OCTOBER 1681, and found the 7th Day of OCTOBER 1726. +That Piece of Ground lay for some Years unlaboured; and +trenching it, the Gardner found them, which affrighted +him the Box was consumed. Mr. SCHAW, the Owner of these +Yards, caused lift them, and lay them upon a Table in his +Summer-house: Mr. SCHAW'S mother was so kind, as to cut +out a Linen-cloth, and cover them. They lay Twelve Days +there, where all had Access to see them. ALEXANDER +TWEEDIE, the foresaid Gardner, said, when dying, There +was a Treasure hid in his Yard, but neither Gold nor +Silver. DANIEL TWEEDIE, his Son, came along with me to +that Yard, and told me that his Father planted a white +Rose-bush above them, and farther down the Yard a red +Rose-bush, which were more fruitful than any other Bush +in the Yard. . . . Many came' - to see the heads - 'out +of Curiosity; yet I rejoiced to see so many concerned +grave Men and Women favouring the Dust of our Martyrs. +There were Six of us concluded to bury them upon the +Nineteenth Day of OCTOBER 1726, and every One of us to +acquaint Friends of the Day and Hour, being WEDNESDAY, +the Day of the Week on which most of them were executed, +and at 4 of the Clock at Night, being the Hour that most +of them went to their resting Graves. We caused make a +compleat Coffin for them in Black, with four Yards of +fine Linen, the way that our Martyrs Corps were managed. +. . . Accordingly we kept the aforesaid Day and Hour, and +doubled the Linen, and laid the Half of it below them, +their nether jaws being parted from their Heads; but +being young Men, their Teeth remained. All were Witness +to the Holes in each of their Heads, which the Hangman +broke with his Hammer; and according to the Bigness of +their Sculls, we laid the Jaws to them, and drew the +other Half of the Linen above them, and stufft the Coffin +with Shavings. Some prest hard to go thorow the chief +Parts of the City as was done at the Revolution; but this +we refused, considering that it looked airy and frothy, +to make such Show of them, and inconsistent with the +solid serious Observing of such an affecting, surprizing +unheard-of Dispensation: But took the ordinary Way of +other Burials from that Place, to wit, we went east the +Back of the Wall, and in at BRISTO-PORT, and down the Way +to the Head of the COWGATE, and turned up to the Church- +yard, where they were interred closs to the Martyrs Tomb, +with the greatest Multitude of People Old and Young, Men +and Women, Ministers and others, that ever I saw +together.' + +And so there they were at last, in 'their resting +graves.' So long as men do their duty, even if it be +greatly in a misapprehension, they will be leading +pattern lives; and whether or not they come to lie beside +a martyrs' monument, we may be sure they will find a safe +haven somewhere in the providence of God. It is not well +to think of death, unless we temper the thought with that +of heroes who despised it. Upon what ground, is of small +account; if it be only the bishop who was burned for his +faith in the antipodes, his memory lightens the heart and +makes us walk undisturbed among graves. And so the +martyrs' monument is a wholesome, heartsome spot in the +field of the dead; and as we look upon it, a brave +influence comes to us from the land of those who have won +their discharge and, in another phrase of Patrick +Walker's, got 'cleanly off the stage.' + + +CHAPTER VI. +NEW TOWN - TOWN AND COUNTRY. + + +IT is as much a matter of course to decry the New +Town as to exalt the Old; and the most celebrated +authorities have picked out this quarter as the very +emblem of what is condemnable in architecture. Much may +be said, much indeed has been said, upon the text; but to +the unsophisticated, who call anything pleasing if it +only pleases them, the New Town of Edinburgh seems, in +itself, not only gay and airy, but highly picturesque. +An old skipper, invincibly ignorant of all theories of +the sublime and beautiful, once propounded as his most +radiant notion for Paradise: 'The new town of Edinburgh, +with the wind a matter of a point free.' He has now gone +to that sphere where all good tars are promised pleasant +weather in the song, and perhaps his thoughts fly +somewhat higher. But there are bright and temperate days +- with soft air coming from the inland hills, military +music sounding bravely from the hollow of the gardens, +the flags all waving on the palaces of Princes Street - +when I have seen the town through a sort of glory, and +shaken hands in sentiment with the old sailor. And +indeed, for a man who has been much tumbled round +Orcadian skerries, what scene could be more agreeable to +witness? On such a day, the valley wears a surprising +air of festival. It seems (I do not know how else to put +my meaning) as if it were a trifle too good to be true. +It is what Paris ought to be. It has the scenic quality +that would best set off a life of unthinking, open-air +diversion. It was meant by nature for the realisation of +the society of comic operas. And you can imagine, if the +climate were but towardly, how all the world and his wife +would flock into these gardens in the cool of the +evening, to hear cheerful music, to sip pleasant drinks, +to see the moon rise from behind Arthur's Seat and shine +upon the spires and monuments and the green tree-tops in +the valley. Alas! and the next morning the rain is +splashing on the windows, and the passengers flee along +Princes Street before the galloping squalls. + +It cannot be denied that the original design was +faulty and short-sighted, and did not fully profit by the +capabilities of the situation. The architect was +essentially a town bird, and he laid out the modern city +with a view to street scenery, and to street scenery +alone. The country did not enter into his plan; he had +never lifted his eyes to the hills. If he had so chosen, +every street upon the northern slope might have been a +noble terrace and commanded an extensive and beautiful +view. But the space has been too closely built; many of +the houses front the wrong way, intent, like the Man with +the Muck-Rake, on what is not worth observation, and +standing discourteously back-foremost in the ranks; and, +in a word, it is too often only from attic-windows, or +here and there at a crossing, that you can get a look +beyond the city upon its diversified surroundings. But +perhaps it is all the more surprising, to come suddenly +on a corner, and see a perspective of a mile or more of +falling street, and beyond that woods and villas, and a +blue arm of sea, and the hills upon the farther side. + +Fergusson, our Edinburgh poet, Burns's model, once +saw a butterfly at the Town Cross; and the sight inspired +him with a worthless little ode. This painted country +man, the dandy of the rose garden, looked far abroad in +such a humming neighbourhood; and you can fancy what +moral considerations a youthful poet would supply. But +the incident, in a fanciful sort of way, is +characteristic of the place. Into no other city does the +sight of the country enter so far; if you do not meet a +butterfly, you shall certainly catch a glimpse of far- +away trees upon your walk; and the place is full of +theatre tricks in the way of scenery. You peep under an +arch, you descend stairs that look as if they would land +you in a cellar, you turn to the back-window of a grimy +tenement in a lane:- and behold! you are face-to-face +with distant and bright prospects. You turn a corner, +and there is the sun going down into the Highland hills. +You look down an alley, and see ships tacking for the +Baltic. + +For the country people to see Edinburgh on her hill- +tops, is one thing; it is another for the citizen, from +the thick of his affairs, to overlook the country. It +should be a genial and ameliorating influence in life; it +should prompt good thoughts and remind him of Nature's +unconcern: that he can watch from day to day, as he trots +officeward, how the Spring green brightens in the wood or +the field grows black under a moving ploughshare. I have +been tempted, in this connexion, to deplore the slender +faculties of the human race, with its penny-whistle of a +voice, its dull cars, and its narrow range of sight. If +you could see as people are to see in heaven, if you had +eyes such as you can fancy for a superior race, if you +could take clear note of the objects of vision, not only +a few yards, but a few miles from where you stand:- think +how agreeably your sight would be entertained, how +pleasantly your thoughts would be diversified, as you +walked the Edinburgh streets! For you might pause, in +some business perplexity, in the midst of the city +traffic, and perhaps catch the eye of a shepherd as he +sat down to breathe upon a heathery shoulder of the +Pentlands; or perhaps some urchin, clambering in a +country elm, would put aside the leaves and show you his +flushed and rustic visage; or a fisher racing seawards, +with the tiller under his elbow, and the sail sounding in +the wind, would fling you a salutation from between +Anst'er and the May. + +To be old is not the same thing as to be +picturesque; nor because the Old Town bears a strange +physiognomy, does it at all follow that the New Town +shall look commonplace. Indeed, apart from antique +houses, it is curious how much description would apply +commonly to either. The same sudden accidents of ground, +a similar dominating site above the plain, and the same +superposition of one rank of society over another, are to +be observed in both. Thus, the broad and comely approach +to Princes Street from the east, lined with hotels and +public offices, makes a leap over the gorge of the Low +Calton; if you cast a glance over the parapet, you look +direct into that sunless and disreputable confluent of +Leith Street; and the same tall houses open upon both +thoroughfares. This is only the New Town passing +overhead above its own cellars; walking, so to speak, +over its own children, as is the way of cities and the +human race. But at the Dean Bridge, you may behold a +spectacle of a more novel order. The river runs at the +bottom of a deep valley, among rocks and between gardens; +the crest of either bank is occupied by some of the most +commodious streets and crescents in the modern city; and +a handsome bridge unites the two summits. Over this, +every afternoon, private carriages go spinning by, and +ladies with card-cases pass to and fro about the duties +of society. And yet down below, you may still see, with +its mills and foaming weir, the little rural village of +Dean. Modern improvement has gone overhead on its high- +level viaduct; and the extended city has cleanly +overleapt, and left unaltered, what was once the summer +retreat of its comfortable citizens. Every town embraces +hamlets in its growth; Edinburgh herself has embraced a +good few; but it is strange to see one still surviving - +and to see it some hundreds of feet below your path. Is +it Torre del Greco that is built above buried +Herculaneum? Herculaneum was dead at least; but the sun +still shines upon the roofs of Dean; the smoke still +rises thriftily from its chimneys; the dusty miller comes +to his door, looks at the gurgling water, hearkens to the +turning wheel and the birds about the shed, and perhaps +whistles an air of his own to enrich the symphony - for +all the world as if Edinburgh were still the old +Edinburgh on the Castle Hill, and Dean were still the +quietest of hamlets buried a mile or so in the green +country. + +It is not so long ago since magisterial David Hume +lent the authority of his example to the exodus from the +Old Town, and took up his new abode in a street which is +still (so oddly may a jest become perpetuated) known as +Saint David Street. Nor is the town so large but a +holiday schoolboy may harry a bird's nest within half a +mile of his own door. There are places that still smell +of the plough in memory's nostrils. Here, one had heard +a blackbird on a hawthorn; there, another was taken on +summer evenings to eat strawberries and cream; and you +have seen a waving wheatfield on the site of your present +residence. The memories of an Edinburgh boy are but +partly memories of the town. I look back with delight on +many an escalade of garden walls; many a ramble among +lilacs full of piping birds; many an exploration in +obscure quarters that were neither town nor country; and +I think that both for my companions and myself, there was +a special interest, a point of romance, and a sentiment +as of foreign travel, when we hit in our excursions on +the butt-end of some former hamlet, and found a few +rustic cottages embedded among streets and squares. The +tunnel to the Scotland Street Station, the sight of the +trains shooting out of its dark maw with the two guards +upon the brake, the thought of its length and the many +ponderous edifices and open thoroughfares above, were +certainly things of paramount impressiveness to a young +mind. It was a subterranean passage, although of a +larger bore than we were accustomed to in Ainsworth's +novels; and these two words, 'subterreanean passage,' +were in themselves an irresistible attraction, and seemed +to bring us nearer in spirit to the heroes we loved and +the black rascals we secretly aspired to imitate. To +scale the Castle Rock from West Princes Street Gardens, +and lay a triumphal hand against the rampart itself, was +to taste a high order of romantic pleasure. And there +are other sights and exploits which crowd back upon my +mind under a very strong illumination of remembered +pleasure. But the effect of not one of them all will +compare with the discoverer's joy, and the sense of old +Time and his slow changes on the face of this earth, with +which I explored such corners as Cannonmills or Water +Lane, or the nugget of cottages at Broughton Market. +They were more rural than the open country, and gave a +greater impression of antiquity than the oldest LAND upon +the High Street. They too, like Fergusson's butterfly, +had a quaint air of having wandered far from their own +place; they looked abashed and homely, with their gables +and their creeping plants, their outside stairs and +running mill-streams; there were corners that smelt like +the end of the country garden where I spent my Aprils; +and the people stood to gossip at their doors, as they +might have done in Colinton or Cramond. + +In a great measure we may, and shall, eradicate this +haunting flavour of the country. The last elm is dead in +Elm Row; and the villas and the workmen's quarters spread +apace on all the borders of the city. We can cut down +the trees; we can bury the grass under dead paving- +stones; we can drive brisk streets through all our sleepy +quarters; and we may forget the stories and the +playgrounds of our boyhood. But we have some possessions +that not even the infuriate zeal of builders can utterly +abolish and destroy. Nothing can abolish the hills, +unless it be a cataclysm of nature which shall subvert +Edinburgh Castle itself and lay all her florid structures +in the dust. And as long as we have the hills and the +Firth, we have a famous heritage to leave our children. +Our windows, at no expense to us, are most artfully +stained to represent a landscape. And when the Spring +comes round, and the hawthorns begin to flower, and the +meadows to smell of young grass, even in the thickest of +our streets, the country hilltops find out a young man's +eyes, and set his heart beating for travel and pure air. + + +CHAPTER VII. +THE VILLA QUARTERS. + + +MR. RUSKIN'S denunciation of the New Town of +Edinburgh includes, as I have heard it repeated, nearly +all the stone and lime we have to show. Many however +find a grand air and something settled and imposing in +the better parts; and upon many, as I have said, the +confusion of styles induces an agreeable stimulation of +the mind. But upon the subject of our recent villa +architecture, I am frankly ready to mingle my tears with +Mr. Ruskin's, and it is a subject which makes one envious +of his large declamatory and controversial eloquence. + +Day by day, one new villa, one new object of +offence, is added to another; all around Newington and +Morningside, the dismallest structures keep springing up +like mushrooms; the pleasant hills are loaded with them, +each impudently squatted in its garden, each roofed and +carrying chimneys like a house. And yet a glance of an +eye discovers their true character. They are not houses; +for they were not designed with a view to human +habitation, and the internal arrangements are, as they +tell me, fantastically unsuited to the needs of man. +They are not buildings; for you can scarcely say a thing +is built where every measurement is in clamant +disproportion with its neighbour. They belong to no +style of art, only to a form of business much to be +regretted. + +Why should it be cheaper to erect a structure where +the size of the windows bears no rational relation to the +size of the front? Is there any profit in a misplaced +chimney-stalk? Does a hard-working, greedy builder gain +more on a monstrosity than on a decent cottage of equal +plainness? Frankly, we should say, No. Bricks may be +omitted, and green timber employed, in the construction +of even a very elegant design; and there is no reason why +a chimney should be made to vent, because it is so +situated as to look comely from without. On the other +hand, there is a noble way of being ugly: a high-aspiring +fiasco like the fall of Lucifer. There are daring and +gaudy buildings that manage to be offensive, without +being contemptible; and we know that 'fools rush in where +angels fear to tread.' But to aim at making a common- +place villa, and to make it insufferably ugly in each +particular; to attempt the homeliest achievement, and to +attain the bottom of derided failure; not to have any +theory but profit and yet, at an equal expense, to +outstrip all competitors in the art of conceiving and +rendering permanent deformity; and to do all this in what +is, by nature, one of the most agreeable neighbourhoods +in Britain:- what are we to say, but that this also is a +distinction, hard to earn although not greatly +worshipful? + +Indifferent buildings give pain to the sensitive; +but these things offend the plainest taste. It is a +danger which threatens the amenity of the town; and as +this eruption keeps spreading on our borders, we have +ever the farther to walk among unpleasant sights, before +we gain the country air. If the population of Edinburgh +were a living, autonomous body, it would arise like one +man and make night hideous with arson; the builders and +their accomplices would be driven to work, like the Jews +of yore, with the trowel in one hand and the defensive +cutlass in the other; and as soon as one of these masonic +wonders had been consummated, right-minded iconoclasts +should fall thereon and make an end of it at once. + +Possibly these words may meet the eye of a builder +or two. It is no use asking them to employ an architect; +for that would be to touch them in a delicate quarter, +and its use would largely depend on what architect they +were minded to call in. But let them get any architect +in the world to point out any reasonably well- +proportioned villa, not his own design; and let them +reproduce that model to satiety. + + +CHAPTER VIII. +THE CALTON HILL. + + +THE east of new Edinburgh is guarded by a craggy +hill, of no great elevation, which the town embraces. +The old London road runs on one side of it; while the New +Approach, leaving it on the other hand, completes the +circuit. You mount by stairs in a cutting of the rock to +find yourself in a field of monuments. Dugald Stewart +has the honours of situation and architecture; Burns is +memorialised lower down upon a spur; Lord Nelson, as +befits a sailor, gives his name to the top-gallant of the +Calton Hill. This latter erection has been differently +and yet, in both cases, aptly compared to a telescope and +a butter-churn; comparisons apart, it ranks among the +vilest of men's handiworks. But the chief feature is an +unfinished range of columns, 'the Modern Ruin' as it has +been called, an imposing object from far and near, and +giving Edinburgh, even from the sea, that false air; of a +Modern Athens which has earned for her so many slighting +speeches. It was meant to be a National Monument; and +its present state is a very suitable monument to certain +national characteristics. The old Observatory - a quaint +brown building on the edge of the steep - and the new +Observatory - a classical edifice with a dome - occupy +the central portion of the summit. All these are +scattered on a green turf, browsed over by some sheep. + +The scene suggests reflections on fame and on man's +injustice to the dead. You see Dugald Stewart rather +more handsomely commemorated than Burns. Immediately +below, in the Canongate churchyard, lies Robert +Fergusson, Burns's master in his art, who died insane +while yet a stripling; and if Dugald Stewart has been +somewhat too boisterously acclaimed, the Edinburgh poet, +on the other hand, is most unrighteously forgotten. The +votaries of Burns, a crew too common in all ranks in +Scotland and more remarkable for number than discretion, +eagerly suppress all mention of the lad who handed to him +the poetic impulse and, up to the time when he grew +famous, continued to influence him in his manner and the +choice of subjects. Burns himself not only acknowledged +his debt in a fragment of autobiography, but erected a +tomb over the grave in Canongate churchyard. This was +worthy of an artist, but it was done in vain; and +although I think I have read nearly all the biographies +of Burns, I cannot remember one in which the modesty of +nature was not violated, or where Fergusson was not +sacrificed to the credit of his follower's originality. +There is a kind of gaping admiration that would fain roll +Shakespeare and Bacon into one, to have a bigger thing to +gape at; and a class of men who cannot edit one author +without disparaging all others. They are indeed mistaken +if they think to please the great originals; and whoever +puts Fergusson right with fame, cannot do better than +dedicate his labours to the memory of Burns, who will be +the best delighted of the dead. + +Of all places for a view, this Calton Hill is +perhaps the best; since you can see the Castle, which you +lose from the Castle, and Arthur's Seat, which you cannot +see from Arthur's Seat. It is the place to stroll on one +of those days of sunshine and east wind which are so +common in our more than temperate summer. The breeze +comes off the sea, with a little of the freshness, and +that touch of chill, peculiar to the quarter, which is +delightful to certain very ruddy organizations and +greatly the reverse to the majority of mankind. It +brings with it a faint, floating haze, a cunning +decolourizer, although not thick enough to obscure +outlines near at hand. But the haze lies more thickly to +windward at the far end of Musselburgh Bay; and over the +Links of Aberlady and Berwick Law and the hump of the +Bass Rock it assumes the aspect of a bank of thin sea +fog. + +Immediately underneath upon the south, you command +the yards of the High School, and the towers and courts +of the new Jail - a large place, castellated to the +extent of folly, standing by itself on the edge of a +steep cliff, and often joyfully hailed by tourists as the +Castle. In the one, you may perhaps see female prisoners +taking exercise like a string of nuns; in the other, +schoolboys running at play and their shadows keeping step +with them. From the bottom of the valley, a gigantic +chimney rises almost to the level of the eye, a taller +and a shapelier edifice than Nelson's Monument. Look a +little farther, and there is Holyrood Palace, with its +Gothic frontal and ruined abbey, and the red sentry +pacing smartly too and fro before the door like a +mechanical figure in a panorama. By way of an outpost, +you can single out the little peak-roofed lodge, over +which Rizzio's murderers made their escape and where +Queen Mary herself, according to gossip, bathed in white +wine to entertain her loveliness. Behind and overhead, +lie the Queen's Park, from Muschat's Cairn to +Dumbiedykes, St. Margaret's Loch, and the long wall of +Salisbury Crags: and thence, by knoll and rocky bulwark +and precipitous slope, the eye rises to the top of +Arthur's Seat, a hill for magnitude, a mountain in virtue +of its bold design. This upon your left. Upon the +right, the roofs and spires of the Old Town climb one +above another to where the citadel prints its broad bulk +and jagged crown of bastions on the western sky. - +Perhaps it is now one in the afternoon; and at the same +instant of time, a ball rises to the summit of Nelson's +flagstaff close at hand, and, far away, a puff of smoke +followed by a report bursts from the half-moon battery at +the Castle. This is the time-gun by which people set +their watches, as far as the sea coast or in hill farms +upon the Pentlands. - To complete the view, the eye +enfilades Princes Street, black with traffic, and has a +broad look over the valley between the Old Town and the +New: here, full of railway trains and stepped over by the +high North Bridge upon its many columns, and there, green +with trees and gardens. + +On the north, the Calton Hill is neither so abrupt +in itself nor has it so exceptional an outlook; and yet +even here it commands a striking prospect. A gully +separates it from the New Town. This is Greenside, where +witches were burned and tournaments held in former days. +Down that almost precipitous bank, Bothwell launched his +horse, and so first, as they say, attracted the bright +eyes of Mary. It is now tesselated with sheets and +blankets out to dry, and the sound of people beating +carpets is rarely absent. Beyond all this, the suburbs +run out to Leith; Leith camps on the seaside with her +forest of masts; Leith roads are full of ships at anchor; +the sun picks out the white pharos upon Inchkeith Island; +the Firth extends on either hand from the Ferry to the +May; the towns of Fifeshire sit, each in its bank of +blowing smoke, along the opposite coast; and the hills +enclose the view, except to the farthest east, where the +haze of the horizon rests upon the open sea. There lies +the road to Norway: a dear road for Sir Patrick Spens and +his Scots Lords; and yonder smoke on the hither side of +Largo Law is Aberdour, from whence they sailed to seek a +queen for Scotland. + + +'O lang, lang, may the ladies sit, +Wi' their fans into their hand, +Or ere they see Sir Patrick Spens +Come sailing to the land!' + + +The sight of the sea, even from a city, will bring +thoughts of storm and sea disaster. The sailors' wives +of Leith and the fisherwomen of Cockenzie, not sitting +languorously with fans, but crowding to the tail of the +harbour with a shawl about their ears, may still look +vainly for brave Scotsmen who will return no more, or +boats that have gone on their last fishing. Since Sir +Patrick sailed from Aberdour, what a multitude have gone +down in the North Sea! Yonder is Auldhame, where the +London smack went ashore and wreckers cut the rings from +ladies' fingers; and a few miles round Fife Ness is the +fatal Inchcape, now a star of guidance; and the lee shore +to the east of the Inchcape, is that Forfarshire coast +where Mucklebackit sorrowed for his son. + +These are the main features of the scene roughly +sketched. How they are all tilted by the inclination of +the ground, how each stands out in delicate relief +against the rest, what manifold detail, and play of sun +and shadow, animate and accentuate the picture, is a +matter for a person on the spot, and turning swiftly on +his heels, to grasp and bind together in one +comprehensive look. It is the character of such a +prospect, to be full of change and of things moving. The +multiplicity embarrasses the eye; and the mind, among so +much, suffers itself to grow absorbed with single points. +You remark a tree in a hedgerow, or follow a cart along a +country road. You turn to the city, and see children, +dwarfed by distance into pigmies, at play about suburban +doorsteps; you have a glimpse upon a thoroughfare where +people are densely moving; you note ridge after ridge of +chimney-stacks running downhill one behind another, and +church spires rising bravely from the sea of roofs. At +one of the innumerable windows, you watch a figure +moving; on one of the multitude of roofs, you watch +clambering chimney-sweeps. The wind takes a run and +scatters the smoke; bells are heard, far and near, faint +and loud, to tell the hour; or perhaps a bird goes +dipping evenly over the housetops, like a gull across the +waves. And here you are in the meantime, on this +pastoral hillside, among nibbling sheep and looked upon +by monumental buildings. + +Return thither on some clear, dark, moonless night, +with a ring of frost in the air, and only a star or two +set sparsedly in the vault of heaven; and you will find a +sight as stimulating as the hoariest summit of the Alps. +The solitude seems perfect; the patient astronomer, flat +on his back under the Observatory dome and spying +heaven's secrets, is your only neighbour; and yet from +all round you there come up the dull hum of the city, the +tramp of countless people marching out of time, the +rattle of carriages and the continuous keen jingle of the +tramway bells. An hour or so before, the gas was turned +on; lamplighters scoured the city; in every house, from +kitchen to attic, the windows kindled and gleamed forth +into the dusk. And so now, although the town lies blue +and darkling on her hills, innumerable spots of the +bright element shine far and near along the pavements and +upon the high facades. Moving lights of the railway pass +and repass below the stationary lights upon the bridge. +Lights burn in the jail. Lights burn high up in the tall +LANDS and on the Castle turrets, they burn low down in +Greenside or along the Park. They run out one beyond the +other into the dark country. They walk in a procession +down to Leith, and shine singly far along Leith Pier. +Thus, the plan of the city and her suburbs is mapped out +upon the ground of blackness, as when a child pricks a +drawing full of pinholes and exposes it before a candle; +not the darkest night of winter can conceal her high +station and fanciful design; every evening in the year +she proceeds to illuminate herself in honour of her own +beauty; and as if to complete the scheme - or rather as +if some prodigal Pharaoh were beginning to extend to the +adjacent sea and country - half-way over to Fife, there +is an outpost of light upon Inchkeith, and far to +seaward, yet another on the May. + +And while you are looking, across upon the Castle +Hill, the drums and bugles begin to recall the scattered +garrison; the air thrills with the sound; the bugles sing +aloud; and the last rising flourish mounts and melts into +the darkness like a star: a martial swan-song, fitly +rounding in the labours of the day. + + + +CHAPTER IX. +WINTER AND NEW YEAR. + + + +THE Scotch dialect is singularly rich in terms of +reproach against the winter wind. SNELL, BLAE, NIRLY, +and SCOWTHERING, are four of these significant vocables; +they are all words that carry a shiver with them; and for +my part, as I see them aligned before me on the page, I +am persuaded that a big wind comes tearing over the Firth +from Burntisland and the northern hills; I think I can +hear it howl in the chimney, and as I set my face +northwards, feel its smarting kisses on my cheek. Even +in the names of places there is often a desolate, +inhospitable sound; and I remember two from the near +neighbourhood of Edinburgh, Cauldhame and Blaw-weary, +that would promise but starving comfort to their +inhabitants. The inclemency of heaven, which has thus +endowed the language of Scotland with words, has also +largely modified the spirit of its poetry. Both poverty +and a northern climate teach men the love of the hearth +and the sentiment of the family; and the latter, in its +own right, inclines a poet to the praise of strong +waters. In Scotland, all our singers have a stave or two +for blazing fires and stout potations:- to get indoors +out of the wind and to swallow something hot to the +stomach, are benefits so easily appreciated where they +dwelt! + +And this is not only so in country districts where +the shepherd must wade in the snow all day after his +flock, but in Edinburgh itself, and nowhere more +apparently stated than in the works of our Edinburgh +poet, Fergusson. He was a delicate youth, I take it, and +willingly slunk from the robustious winter to an inn +fire-side. Love was absent from his life, or only +present, if you prefer, in such a form that even the +least serious of Burns's amourettes was ennobling by +comparison; and so there is nothing to temper the +sentiment of indoor revelry which pervades the poor boy's +verses. Although it is characteristic of his native +town, and the manners of its youth to the present day, +this spirit has perhaps done something to restrict his +popularity. He recalls a supper-party pleasantry with +something akin to tenderness; and sounds the praises of +the act of drinking as if it were virtuous, or at least +witty, in itself. The kindly jar, the warm atmosphere of +tavern parlours, and the revelry of lawyers' clerks, do +not offer by themselves the materials of a rich +existence. It was not choice, so much as an external +fate, that kept Fergusson in this round of sordid +pleasures. A Scot of poetic temperament, and without +religious exaltation, drops as if by nature into the +public-house. The picture may not be pleasing; but what +else is a man to do in this dog's weather? + +To none but those who have themselves suffered the +thing in the body, can the gloom and depression of our +Edinburgh winter be brought home. For some constitutions +there is something almost physically disgusting in the +bleak ugliness of easterly weather; the wind wearies, the +sickly sky depresses them; and they turn back from their +walk to avoid the aspect of the unrefulgent sun going +down among perturbed and pallid mists. The days are so +short that a man does much of his business, and certainly +all his pleasure, by the haggard glare of gas lamps. The +roads are as heavy as a fallow. People go by, so +drenched and draggle-tailed that I have often wondered +how they found the heart to undress. And meantime the +wind whistles through the town as if it were an open +meadow; and if you lie awake all night, you hear it +shrieking and raving overhead with a noise of shipwrecks +and of falling houses. In a word, life is so unsightly +that there are times when the heart turns sick in a man's +inside; and the look of a tavern, or the thought of the +warm, fire-lit study, is like the touch of land to one +who has been long struggling with the seas. + +As the weather hardens towards frost, the world +begins to improve for Edinburgh people. We enjoy superb, +sub-arctic sunsets, with the profile of the city stamped +in indigo upon a sky of luminous green. The wind may +still be cold, but there is a briskness in the air that +stirs good blood. People do not all look equally sour +and downcast. They fall into two divisions: one, the +knight of the blue face and hollow paunch, whom Winter +has gotten by the vitals; the other well lined with New- +year's fare, conscious of the touch of cold on his +periphery, but stepping through it by the glow of his +internal fires. Such an one I remember, triply cased in +grease, whom no extremity of temperature could vanquish. +'Well,' would be his jovial salutation, 'here's a +sneezer!' And the look of these warm fellows is tonic, +and upholds their drooping fellow-townsmen. There is yet +another class who do not depend on corporal advantages, +but support the winter in virtue of a brave and merry +heart. One shivering evening, cold enough for frost but +with too high a wind, and a little past sundown, when the +lamps were beginning to enlarge their circles in the +growing dusk, a brace of barefoot lassies were seen +coming eastward in the teeth of the wind. If the one was +as much as nine, the other was certainly not more than +seven. They were miserably clad; and the pavement was so +cold, you would have thought no one could lay a naked +foot on it unflinching. Yet they came along waltzing, if +you please, while the elder sang a tune to give them +music. The person who saw this, and whose heart was full +of bitterness at the moment, pocketed a reproof which has +been of use to him ever since, and which he now hands on, +with his good wishes, to the reader. + +At length, Edinburgh, with her satellite hills and +all the sloping country, are sheeted up in white. If it +has happened in the dark hours, nurses pluck their +children out of bed and run with them to some commanding +window, whence they may see the change that has been +worked upon earth's face. 'A' the hills are covered wi' +snaw,' they sing, 'and Winter's noo come fairly!' And +the children, marvelling at the silence and the white +landscape, find a spell appropriate to the season in the +words. The reverberation of the snow increases the pale +daylight, and brings all objects nearer the eye. The +Pentlands are smooth and glittering, with here and there +the black ribbon of a dry-stone dyke, and here and there, +if there be wind, a cloud of blowing snow upon a +shoulder. The Firth seems a leaden creek, that a man +might almost jump across, between well-powdered Lothian +and well-powdered Fife. And the effect is not, as in +other cities, a thing of half a day; the streets are soon +trodden black, but the country keeps its virgin white; +and you have only to lift your eyes and look over miles +of country snow. An indescribable cheerfulness breathes +about the city; and the well-fed heart sits lightly and +beats gaily in the - bosom. It is New-year's weather. + +New-year's Day, the great national festival, is a +time of family expansions and of deep carousal. +Sometimes, by a sore stoke of fate for this Calvinistic +people, the year's anniversary fails upon a Sunday, when +the public-houses are inexorably closed, when singing and +even whistling is banished from our homes and highways, +and the oldest toper feels called upon to go to church. +Thus pulled about, as if between two loyalties, the +Scotch have to decide many nice cases of conscience, and +ride the marches narrowly between the weekly and the +annual observance. A party of convivial musicians, next +door to a friend of mine, hung suspended in this manner +on the brink of their diversions. From ten o'clock on +Sunday night, my friend heard them tuning their +instruments: and as the hour of liberty drew near, each +must have had his music open, his bow in readiness across +the fiddle, his foot already raised to mark the time, and +his nerves braced for execution; for hardly had the +twelfth stroke. sounded from the earliest steeple, before +they had launced forth into a secular bravura. + +Currant-loaf is now popular eating in all house- +holds. For weeks before the great morning, confectioners +display stacks of Scotch bun - a dense, black substance, +inimical to life - and full moons of shortbread adorned +with mottoes of peel or sugar-plum, in honour of the +season and the family affections. 'Frae Auld Reekie,' 'A +guid New Year to ye a',' 'For the Auld Folk at Hame,' are +among the most favoured of these devices. Can you not +see the carrier, after half-a-day's journey on pinching +hill-roads, draw up before a cottage in Teviotdale, or +perhaps in Manor Glen among the rowans, and the old +people receiving the parcel with moist eyes and a prayer +for Jock or Jean in the city? For at this season, on the +threshold of another year of calamity and stubborn +conflict, men feel a need to draw closer the links that +unite them; they reckon the number of their friends, like +allies before a war; and the prayers grow longer in the +morning as the absent are recommended by name into God's +keeping. + +On the day itself, the shops are all shut as on a +Sunday; only taverns, toyshops, and other holiday +magazines, keep open doors. Every one looks for his +handsel. The postman and the lamplighters have left, at +every house in their districts, a copy of vernacular +verses, asking and thanking in a breath; and it is +characteristic of Scotland that these verses may have +sometimes a touch of reality in detail or sentiment and a +measure of strength in the handling. All over the town, +you may see comforter'd schoolboys hasting to squander +their half-crowns. There are an infinity of visits to be +paid; all the world is in the street, except the daintier +classes; the sacramental greeting is heard upon all +sides; Auld Lang Syne is much in people's mouths; and +whisky and shortbread are staple articles of consumption. +From an early hour a stranger will be impressed by the +number of drunken men; and by afternoon drunkenness has +spread to the women. With some classes of society, it is +as much a matter of duty to drink hard on New-year's Day +as to go to church on Sunday. Some have been saving +their wages for perhaps a month to do the season honour. +Many carry a whisky-bottle in their pocket, which they +will press with embarrassing effusion on a perfect +stranger. It is inexpedient to risk one's body in a cab, +or not, at least, until after a prolonged study of the +driver. The streets, which are thronged from end to end, +become a place for delicate pilotage. Singly or arm-in- +arm, some speechless, others noisy and quarrelsome, the +votaries of the New Year go meandering in and out and +cannoning one against another; and now and again, one +falls and lies as he has fallen. Before night, so many +have gone to bed or the police office, that the streets +seem almost clearer. And as GUISARDS and FIRST-FOOTERS +are now not much seen except in country places, when once +the New Year has been rung in and proclaimed at the Tron +railings, the festivities begin to find their way indoors +and something like quiet returns upon the town. But +think, in these piled LANDS, of all the senseless +snorers, all the broken heads and empty pockets! + +Of old, Edinburgh University was the scene of heroic +snowballing; and one riot obtained the epic honours of +military intervention. But the great generation, I am +afraid, is at an end; and even during my own college +days, the spirit appreciably declined. Skating and +sliding, on the other hand, are honoured more and more; +and curling, being a creature of the national genius, is +little likely to be disregarded. The patriotism that +leads a man to eat Scotch bun will scarce desert him at +the curling-pond. Edinburgh, with its long, steep +pavements, is the proper home of sliders; many a happy +urchin can slide the whole way to school; and the +profession of errand-boy is transformed into a holiday +amusement. As for skating, there is scarce any city so +handsomely provided. Duddingstone Loch lies under the +abrupt southern side of Arthur's Seat; in summer a shield +of blue, with swans sailing from the reeds; in winter, a +field of ringing ice. The village church sits above it +on a green promontory; and the village smoke rises from +among goodly trees. At the church gates, is the +historical JOUG; a place of penance for the neck of +detected sinners, and the historical LOUPING-ON STANE, +from which Dutch-built lairds and farmers climbed into +the saddle. Here Prince Charlie slept before the battle +of Prestonpans; and here Deacon Brodie, or one of his +gang, stole a plough coulter before the burglary in +Chessel's Court. On the opposite side of the loch, the +ground rises to Craigmillar Castle, a place friendly to +Stuart Mariolaters. It is worth a climb, even in summer, +to look down upon the loch from Arthur's Seat; but it is +tenfold more so on a day of skating. The surface is +thick with people moving easily and swiftly and leaning +over at a thousand graceful inclinations; the crowd opens +and closes, and keeps moving through itself like water; +and the ice rings to half a mile away, with the flying +steel. As night draws on, the single figures melt into +the dusk, until only an obscure stir, and coming and +going of black clusters, is visible upon the loch. A +little longer, and the first torch is kindled and begins +to flit rapidly across the ice in a ring of yellow +reflection, and this is followed by another and another, +until the whole field is full of skimming lights. + + + +CHAPTER X. +TO THE PENTLAND HILLS. + + +ON three sides of Edinburgh, the country slopes +downward from the city, here to the sea, there to the fat +farms of Haddington, there to the mineral fields of +Linlithgow. On the south alone, it keeps rising until it +not only out-tops the Castle but looks down on Arthur's +Seat. The character of the neighbourhood is pretty +strongly marked by a scarcity of hedges; by many stone +walls of varying height; by a fair amount of timber, some +of it well grown, but apt to be of a bushy, northern +profile and poor in foliage; by here and there a little +river, Esk or Leith or Almond, busily journeying in the +bottom of its glen; and from almost every point, by a +peep of the sea or the hills. There is no lack of +variety, and yet most of the elements are common to all +parts; and the southern district is alone distinguished +by considerable summits and a wide view. + +From Boroughmuirhead, where the Scottish army +encamped before Flodden, the road descends a long hill, +at the bottom of which and just as it is preparing to +mount upon the other side, it passes a toll-bar and +issues at once into the open country. Even as I write +these words, they are being antiquated in the progress of +events, and the chisels are tinkling on a new row of +houses. The builders have at length adventured beyond +the toll which held them in respect so long, and proceed +to career in these fresh pastures like a herd of colts +turned loose. As Lord Beaconsfield proposed to hang an +architect by way of stimulation, a man, looking on these +doomed meads, imagines a similar example to deter the +builders; for it seems as if it must come to an open +fight at last to preserve a corner of green country +unbedevilled. And here, appropriately enough, there +stood in old days a crow-haunted gibbet, with two bodies +hanged in chains. I used to be shown, when a child, a +flat stone in the roadway to which the gibbet had been +fixed. People of a willing fancy were persuaded, and +sought to persuade others, that this stone was never dry. +And no wonder, they would add, for the two men had only +stolen fourpence between them. + +For about two miles the road climbs upwards, a long +hot walk in summer time. You reach the summit at a place +where four ways meet, beside the toll of Fairmilehead. +The spot is breezy and agreeable both in name and aspect. +The hills are close by across a valley: Kirk Yetton, with +its long, upright scars visible as far as Fife, and +Allermuir the tallest on this side with wood and tilled +field running high upon their borders, and haunches all +moulded into innumerable glens and shelvings and +variegated with heather and fern. The air comes briskly +and sweetly off the hills, pure from the elevation and +rustically scented by the upland plants; and even at the +toll, you may hear the curlew calling on its mate. At +certain seasons, when the gulls desert their surfy +forelands, the birds of sea and mountain hunt and scream +together in the same field by Fairmilehead. The winged, +wild things intermix their wheelings, the sea-birds skim +the tree-tops and fish among the furrows of the plough. +These little craft of air are at home in all the world, +so long as they cruise in their own element; and, like +sailors, ask but food and water from the shores they +coast. + +Below, over a stream, the road passes Bow Bridge, +now a dairy-farm, but once a distillery of whisky. It +chanced, some time in the past century, that the +distiller was on terms of good-fellowship with the +visiting officer of excise. The latter was of an easy, +friendly disposition, and a master of convivial arts. +Now and again, he had to walk out of Edinburgh to measure +the distiller's stock; and although it was agreeable to +find his business lead him in a friend's direction, it +was unfortunate that the friend should be a loser by his +visits. Accordingly, when he got about the level of +Fairmilehead, the gauger would take his flute, without +which he never travelled, from his pocket, fit it +together, and set manfully to playing, as if for his own +delectation and inspired by the beauty of the scene. His +favourite air, it seems, was 'Over the hills and far +away.' At the first note, the distiller pricked his +ears. A flute at Fairmilehead? and playing 'Over the +hills and far away?' This must be his friendly enemy, +the gauger. Instantly horses were harnessed, and sundry +barrels of whisky were got upon a cart, driven at a +gallop round Hill End, and buried in the mossy glen +behind Kirk Yetton. In the same breath, you may be sure, +a fat fowl was put to the fire, and the whitest napery +prepared for the back parlour. A little after, the +gauger, having had his fill of music for the moment, came +strolling down with the most innocent air imaginable, and +found the good people at Bow Bridge taken entirely +unawares by his arrival, but none the less glad to see +him. The distiller's liquor and the gauger's flute would +combine to speed the moments of digestion; and when both +were somewhat mellow, they would wind up the evening with +'Over the hills and far away' to an accompaniment of +knowing glances. And at least, there is a smuggling +story, with original and half-idyllic features. + +A little further, the road to the right passes an +upright stone in a field. The country people call it +General Kay's monument. According to them, an officer of +that name had perished there in battle at some indistinct +period before the beginning of history. The date is +reassuring; for I think cautious writers are silent on +the General's exploits. But the stone is connected with +one of those remarkable tenures of land which linger on +into the modern world from Feudalism. Whenever the +reigning sovereign passes by, a certain landed proprietor +is held bound to climb on to the top, trumpet in hand, +and sound a flourish according to the measure of his +knowledge in that art. Happily for a respectable family, +crowned heads have no great business in the Pentland +Hills. But the story lends a character of comicality to +the stone; and the passer-by will sometimes chuckle to +himself. + +The district is dear to the superstitious. Hard by, +at the back-gate of Comiston, a belated carter beheld a +lady in white, 'with the most beautiful, clear shoes upon +her feet,' who looked upon him in a very ghastly manner +and then vanished; and just in front is the Hunters' +Tryst, once a roadside inn, and not so long ago haunted +by the devil in person. Satan led the inhabitants a +pitiful existence. He shook the four corners of the +building with lamentable outcries, beat at the doors and +windows, overthrew crockery in the dead hours of the +morning, and danced unholy dances on the roof. Every +kind of spiritual disinfectant was put in requisition; +chosen ministers were summoned out of Edinburgh and +prayed by the hour; pious neighbours sat up all night +making a noise of psalmody; but Satan minded them no more +than the wind about the hill-tops; and it was only after +years of persecution, that he left the Hunters' Tryst in +peace to occupy himself with the remainder of mankind. +What with General Kay, and the white lady, and this +singular visitation, the neighbourhood offers great +facilities to the makers of sun-myths; and without +exactly casting in one's lot with that disenchanting +school of writers, one cannot help hearing a good deal of +the winter wind in the last story. 'That nicht,' says +Burns, in one of his happiest moments,- + + +'THAT NICHT A CHILD MIGHT UNDERSTAND +THE DEIL HAD BUSINESS ON HIS HAND.' + + +And if people sit up all night in lone places on the +hills, with Bibles and tremulous psalms, they will be apt +to hear some of the most fiendish noises in the world; +the wind will beat on doors and dance upon roofs for +them, and make the hills howl around their cottage with a +clamour like the judgment-day. + +The road goes down through another valley, and then +finally begins to scale the main slope of the Pentlands. +A bouquet of old trees stands round a white farmhouse; +and from a neighbouring dell, you can see smoke rising +and leaves ruffling in the breeze. Straight above, the +hills climb a thousand feet into the air. The +neighbourhood, about the time of lambs, is clamorous with +the bleating of flocks; and you will be awakened, in the +grey of early summer mornings, by the barking of a dog or +the voice of a shepherd shouting to the echoes. This, +with the hamlet lying behind unseen, is Swanston. + +The place in the dell is immediately connected with +the city. Long ago, this sheltered field was purchased +by the Edinburgh magistrates for the sake of the springs +that rise or gather there. After they had built their +water-house and laid their pipes, it occurred to them +that the place was suitable for junketing. Once +entertained, with jovial magistrates and public funds, +the idea led speedily to accomplishment; and Edinburgh +could soon boast of a municipal Pleasure House. The dell +was turned into a garden; and on the knoll that shelters +it from the plain and the sea winds, they built a cottage +looking to the hills. They brought crockets and +gargoyles from old St. Giles's which they were then +restoring, and disposed them on the gables and over the +door and about the garden; and the quarry which had +supplied them with building material, they draped with +clematis and carpeted with beds of roses. So much for +the pleasure of the eye; for creature comfort, they made +a capacious cellar in the hillside and fitted it with +bins of the hewn stone. In process of time, the trees +grew higher and gave shade to the cottage, and the +evergreens sprang up and turned the dell into a thicket. +There, purple magistrates relaxed themselves from the +pursuit of municipal ambition; cocked hats paraded +soberly about the garden and in and out among the +hollies; authoritative canes drew ciphering upon the +path; and at night, from high upon the hills, a shepherd +saw lighted windows through the foliage and heard the +voice of city dignitaries raised in song. + +The farm is older. It was first a grange of +Whitekirk Abbey, tilled and inhabited by rosy friars. +Thence, after the Reformation, it passed into the hands +of a true-blue Protestant family. During the covenanting +troubles, when a night conventicle was held upon the +Pentlands, the farm doors stood hospitably open till the +morning; the dresser was laden with cheese and bannocks, +milk and brandy; and the worshippers kept slipping down +from the hill between two exercises, as couples visit the +supper-room between two dances of a modern ball. In the +Forty-Five, some foraging Highlanders from Prince +Charlie's army fell upon Swanston in the dawn. The +great-grandfather of the late farmer was then a little +child; him they awakened by plucking the blankets from +his bed, and he remembered, when he was an old man, their +truculent looks and uncouth speech. The churn stood full +of cream in the dairy, and with this they made their +brose in high delight. 'It was braw brose,' said one of +them. At last they made off, laden like camels with +their booty; and Swanston Farm has lain out of the way of +history from that time forward. I do not know what may +be yet in store for it. On dark days, when the mist runs +low upon the hill, the house has a gloomy air as if +suitable for private tragedy. But in hot July, you can +fancy nothing more perfect than the garden, laid out in +alleys and arbours and bright, old-fashioned flower- +plots, and ending in a miniature ravine, all trellis-work +and moss and tinkling waterfall, and housed from the sun +under fathoms of broad foliage. + +The hamlet behind is one of the least considerable +of hamlets, and consists of a few cottages on a green +beside a burn. Some of them (a strange thing in +Scotland) are models of internal neatness; the beds +adorned with patchwork, the shelves arrayed with willow- +pattern plates, the floors and tables bright with +scrubbing or pipe-clay, and the very kettle polished like +silver. It is the sign of a contented old age in country +places, where there is little matter for gossip and no +street sights. Housework becomes an art; and at evening, +when the cottage interior shines and twinkles in the glow +of the fire, the housewife folds her hands and +contemplates her finished picture; the snow and the wind +may do their worst, she has made herself a pleasant +corner in the world. The city might be a thousand miles +away, and yet it was from close by that Mr. Bough painted +the distant view of Edinburgh which has been engraved for +this collection; and you have only to look at the +etching, * to see how near it is at hand. But hills and +hill people are not easily sophisticated; and if you walk +out here on a summer Sunday, it is as like as not the +shepherd may set his dogs upon you. But keep an unmoved +countenance; they look formidable at the charge, but +their hearts are in the right place, and they will only +bark and sprawl about you on the grass, unmindful of +their master's excitations. + +* One of the illustrations of the First Edition. + +Kirk Yetton forms the north-eastern angle of the +range; thence, the Pentlands trend off to south and west. +From the summit you look over a great expanse of +champaign sloping to the sea, and behold a large variety +of distant hills. There are the hills of Fife, the hills +of Peebles, the Lammermoors and the Ochils, more or less +mountainous in outline, more or less blue with distance. +Of the Pentlands themselves, you see a field of wild +heathery peaks with a pond gleaming in the midst; and to +that side the view is as desolate as if you were looking +into Galloway or Applecross. To turn to the other is +like a piece of travel. Far out in the lowlands +Edinburgh shows herself, making a great smoke on clear +days and spreading her suburbs about her for miles; the +Castle rises darkly in the midst, and close by, Arthur's +Seat makes a bold figure in the landscape. All around, +cultivated fields, and woods, and smoking villages, and +white country roads, diversify the uneven surface of the +land. Trains crawl slowly abroad upon the railway lines; +little ships are tacking in the Firth; the shadow of a +mountainous cloud, as large as a parish, travels before +the wind; the wind itself ruffles the wood and standing +corn, and sends pulses of varying colour across the +landscape. So you sit, like Jupiter upon Olympus, and +look down from afar upon men's life. The city is as +silent as a city of the dead: from all its humming +thoroughfares, not a voice, not a footfall, reaches you +upon the hill. The sea-surf, the cries of ploughmen, the +streams and the mill-wheels, the birds and the wind, keep +up an animated concert through the plain; from farm to +farm, dogs and crowing cocks contend together in +defiance; and yet from this Olympian station, except for +the whispering rumour of a train, the world has fallen +into a dead silence, and the business of town and country +grown voiceless in your ears. A crying hill-bird, the +bleat of a sheep, a wind singing in the dry grass, seem +not so much to interrupt, as to accompany, the stillness; +but to the spiritual ear, the whole scene makes a music +at once human and rural, and discourses pleasant +reflections on the destiny of man. The spiry habitable +city, ships, the divided fields, and browsing herds, and +the straight highways, tell visibly of man's active and +comfortable ways; and you may be never so laggard and +never so unimpressionable, but there is something in the +view that spirits up your blood and puts you in the vein +for cheerful labour. + +Immediately below is Fairmilehead, a spot of roof +and a smoking chimney, where two roads, no thicker than +packthread, intersect beside a hanging wood. If you are +fanciful, you will be reminded of the gauger in the +story. And the thought of this old exciseman, who once +lipped and fingered on his pipe and uttered clear notes +from it in the mountain air, and the words of the song he +affected, carry your mind 'Over the hills and far away' +to distant countries; and you have a vision of Edinburgh +not, as you see her, in the midst of a little +neighbourhood, but as a boss upon the round world with +all Europe and the deep sea for her surroundings. For +every place is a centre to the earth, whence highways +radiate or ships set sail for foreign ports; the limit of +a parish is not more imaginary than the frontier of an +empire; and as a man sitting at home in his cabinet and +swiftly writing books, so a city sends abroad an +influence and a portrait of herself. There is no +Edinburgh emigrant, far or near, from China to Peru, but +he or she carries some lively pictures of the mind, some +sunset behind the Castle cliffs, some snow scene, some +maze of city lamps, indelible in the memory and +delightful to study in the intervals of toil. For any +such, if this book fall in their way, here are a few more +home pictures. It would be pleasant, if they should +recognise a house where they had dwelt, or a walk that +they had taken. + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg eText Edinburgh - +Picturesque Notes + diff --git a/old/edinn10.zip b/old/edinn10.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..971c965 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/edinn10.zip |
