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diff --git a/37826.txt b/37826.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a79979c --- /dev/null +++ b/37826.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8093 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Daisy, by Miranda Eliot Swan + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Daisy + the autobiography of a cat + +Author: Miranda Eliot Swan + +Release Date: October 23, 2011 [EBook #37826] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DAISY *** + + + + +Produced by Adam Buchbinder, Mark Young and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This +book was produced from scanned images of public domain +material from the Google Print project.) + + + + + + +[Illustration: "DAISY." (FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPH.)] + + + + + Daisy + + _The Autobiography of a Cat_ + + BY + MIRANDA ELIOT SWAN + + Boston + NOYES BROTHERS + PUBLISHERS + + + + + COPYRIGHT, 1900, BY NOYES BROTHERS. + + Norwood Press + J.S. Cushing & Co.--Berwick & Smith + Norwood Mass. U.S.A. + + + + +INTRODUCTION + + +This little story of one cat's life has been written during the +intervals of a long and painful illness, when I missed the love and +sympathy of my little four-footed friend of eighteen years, now, alas! +nothing but a memory. Indeed, so vividly did his spirit speak to me, +that I readily acknowledge him the author of this book, being myself his +amanuensis. + +From my earliest childhood the love of animals, particularly cats, has +been inherent with me. One tale of cruelty, heard by me when a child, +distressed me and made me ill, and nightly the panorama of the +disgusting crime would haunt my pillow. But I never regret the suffering +it caused me, for it taught me my duty to our dumb friends so dependent +on us. + +If the little stories in this book touch the hearts of its readers as +that story touched mine, it will indeed have accomplished its mission. +Just such stories are needed to create interest in the many societies +now forming in aid of dumb animals. + +There are cases where one must not spare the knife, even though our +tenderest and most sensitive feelings recoil, for the cure will be sure. +There are crimes perpetrated every day, in the name of Science, that +need just such stories to expose their iniquity. For I believe ignorance +is the cause of cruelty in many instances, and a little story told +attractively, where retribution follows the deed, will have more effect +than reproof. I do not believe there are many hearts so callous, that a +little anecdote of cruelty to these helpless creatures will not touch +them. + +There are many who will read this book who have lost dear little pets, +and I would say to them that the dear Father has them all in his care. +In the boundless and beautiful fields of Paradise they will find the +dear little friends they have lost waiting for them. + +I trust my readers will pardon the many imperfections of this little +book, believing that an earnest wish to help our dumb animals is my +heart's desire. + + MIRANDA ELIOT SWAN. + + BOSTON, + December 11, 1899. + + + + +CONTENTS + + CHAPTER I PAGE + EARLY DAYS 1 + + CHAPTER II + MY MOTHER'S STORY 4 + + CHAPTER III + MY HOME 17 + + CHAPTER IV + DAISY'S PARTY 21 + + CHAPTER V + REVERSES 28 + + CHAPTER VI + DAISY'S ADVENTURE 36 + + CHAPTER VII + CAT MEMORIES 46 + + CHAPTER VIII + AN ACCIDENT 50 + + CHAPTER IX + CAT TALES 61 + + CHAPTER X + LITTLE PEARL 66 + + CHAPTER XI + REMINISCENCES 73 + + CHAPTER XII + CAT TALES 83 + + CHAPTER XIII + MY FIRST THEFT 90 + + CHAPTER XIV + RELIGIOUS ASPIRATIONS 96 + + CHAPTER XV + CAT ANECDOTES 106 + + CHAPTER XVI + CAT PRANKS 115 + + CHAPTER XVII + THE STORY OF FREIDA 132 + + CHAPTER XVIII + THANKSGIVING 145 + + CHAPTER XIX + MEWS AND PURRS 165 + + CHAPTER XX + HEADS AND TALES 187 + + CHAPTER XXI + JETT 195 + + CHAPTER XXII + WATCH AND CHLOE 216 + + CHAPTER XXIII + THE STORY OF BLACKIE 235 + + CHAPTER XXIV + RETRIBUTION 249 + + CHAPTER XXV + EVENTIDE 261 + + + + +DAISY + +THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A CAT + + + + +DAISY + +_AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY_ + + + + +I + +EARLY DAYS + + +I have no doubt people will wonder that a Cat should write a story. Of +course, fighting is more in their line. + +However pleased I might have been to help my fellow-sufferers, and use +my natural weapons in their defence, a remark I heard made by a very +learned man decided me to use my brains instead of my claws. + +He quoted:-- + + "The _pen_ is mightier than the _sword_." + +Taking this quotation for my text, I have written my own story, hoping +it will benefit the poor cats who are made the victims of great cruelty. +No other animal has to suffer like the household pet, the cat. + +I am a Boston boy, born eighteen years ago, in one of the nice +old-fashioned houses for which our quiet street was noted. + +I was born in a clothes-basket, and do not feel ashamed of my +birthplace, though fire and the swill man long ago removed all trace of +it. + +I cannot remember much about my home. Like all young things, my food and +having a good frolic were all I thought of. + +I loved my mother, for she was very kind to me while I depended on her +for sustenance; but when I grew large enough to lap milk, she began to +wean me and teach me that hard lesson--self-dependence. + +My mother was very handsome--black as coal, with a long tail and white +feet. She was very proud of the latter, keeping them as white as snow; +and on account of their beauty she was called "White Foot." She was very +graceful and slender--her fur soft and glossy as a raven's wing. + +She had brilliant, restless eyes, fierce in expression and watchful, +never seeming to trust even her friends. But every one was attracted to +her. + +We had not much room to boast of. The back yard was very small, but over +the way a large unoccupied field gave us a grand opportunity to run and +enjoy ourselves. + +It was a great neighborhood for cats. Though I thought them rough and +aggressive, I enjoyed myself, for I could outrun the biggest of them, +and never allowed myself to be defeated. + +One day my mother called me to her, and said: "I wish you to listen to +what I am about to say to you. The cats who live here are rough alley +cats, and have never learned good manners. You have a better chance than +they have, and I hope you will grow up gentle and sweet-tempered. Never +bite or scratch, and learn to control your angry passions. Then you will +be a favorite and a very happy cat--happier than your mother, who never +had a chance till now. And _now_ it is too late. I shall not be with you +long, and you must try to do the best you can for yourself when I am +gone." + +This conversation with my mother made me very sad, though I was young +and full of frolic, and did not fully realize her true meaning. I never +forgot her advice, for I knew she was a very wise cat, and her wisdom +had been gained through suffering. My life with her was short, for she +left us before I was six months old. + +Perhaps here I had better tell her story as she related it to me. She +had always been very strict with me, and taught me to be very neat, and +keep my fur and my claws clean. My claws were a great delight to me, +they were so sharp, and I used to bite them with great satisfaction. It +was delightful to feel how sharp my teeth were. + +Though I did not use a "toothpick," my nails were very useful instead, +and I bit them and enjoyed the fun. But one day I bit them so loud that +my mother, after reproving me many times, boxed my ears. She was very +nervous, and the snapping provoked her very much. + +Of course, I was obliged to obey her; but I bit them all the same, only +on the sly. + + + + +II + +MY MOTHER'S STORY + + +I do not know where I was born. I can only remember a dark cellar where +I seemed to belong, and children who drove and frightened me every time +I went near the house. The cook was kind to me and put out scraps of +food in an old tin plate. I was often obliged by hunger to pick from the +swill barrel my dinners. I soon found plenty of rats, and after I +learned to kill them, life had some charm for me. + +It was a dirty, damp, dark cellar, for the people who owned the house +were of the "newly rich" class. They thought only of decorating that +part of the house open to public inspection. Everything was made to pay +its way, and the servants were kept on short rations. + +I earned my living (picked from the swill barrel) by killing rats, for +the house was infested with them. No one ever spoke a kind word to me, +and I often wondered why I was made. I would creep into the house like a +criminal. + +Once I enjoyed the luxury of sleeping in a chair. Oh, how soft and nice +it was, and I began to purr, with the sense of happiness. But I was +rudely shaken from my dream of bliss, and this was the only chance I +ever had to test the delights of easy chairs. I was driven out with +stones and bits of wood till I gladly found refuge for my poor bruised +body in the cellar. There I lay in hunger and pain, my heart filled with +bitterness toward all mankind. I felt the injustice, if only a poor cat. + +It was a great neighborhood for cats, and I soon made friends with them. +I was perfectly reckless, and caterwauled with them, joining their +midnight revels with all my heart. We cared not for bottles or +bootjacks, but made night terrible. Why should we keep quiet? We had no +homes, no nice beds, no friend to speak to us. Why should we care to +please those who remembered us only to abuse us? + +Now this is all very sad. Since I have seen what life ought to be, in +this dear home, I wish with all my heart I had earlier known these good +people. I am very thankful that you, my only living child, will grow up +in this refined atmosphere. + +To return to my dismal history. Soon after my introduction to the +nightly revels, I had my first kittens. I never was so happy in my life. +Though I had suffered all alone the most severe pain, the dear little +creatures compensated me for my hours of anguish. There were four of +them. Two of them were black, and two of them gray. Such perfect little +creatures, I was delighted with them. Though we had only an ash-heap for +our bed, I kept them on my fur, and did not care for the ashes on my own +nice fur coat. No mother on her bed of down, with laces and embroideries +around her, could have kept her children nicer than I kept mine. + +I followed just the instinct my Maker gave me, and what came after was +from no fault of mine, but from the wickedness of human nature, which +has unsettled my beliefs and made me a sceptical and unbelieving cat. + +I hated to leave my kittens to take my food. How I fought for the best I +could get, to nourish them! I swallowed things I had always disliked, +for I was determined to carry back milk enough for all four of them. + +This happiness lasted but a short time. The tyrant of the family, a +dreadful boy of ten years, discovered them one morning. With shouts of +delight, he took them and dropped them, one by one, into a pail of +scalding hot water. + +The cook called to him and tried to remove the pail, but it was too +late; he continued his cruel work till my four dear little kittens were +lost to me forever. + +When I heard their last feeble wail, I tried to save them or share their +fate. I was driven back with laughter, and the blows from a huge stick +in the hands of the young murderer soon drove me down to the cellar, +where I lay bruised, and oblivious of my pain and loss, for some hours. + +Late at night I crawled out, faint and hungry, a hopeless outcast on the +face of the earth. Tom, one of the neighbors' cats, shared his supper +with me, and listened with sympathy to my sad story. + +"Oh, is that all?" he said, when I had finished. "You may be glad they +are dead, and out of the reach of that boy. If he is not hung," said +Tom, with a wise shake of his head, "I miss my guess. Why, he is the +terror of the neighborhood. He invents cruel things to practise on +animals. Some time ago he cut a little baby pup's throat with a +penknife, and sewed it up with cotton and a great big needle, while he +never winced. The little pup died in great agony. And the boy's mother +said, 'The dear child will certainly be a doctor, he has such skill.' +Old Tabby, who lives next door, when she heard this speech of his +mother's, said, 'He may be, and is, a devil, but he never ought to be a +doctor.' And as we all believed in this wise saying, we gave old Tabby +three cheers." + +Tom tried to comfort me, telling such heartrending stories of the abuse +of poor cats that my hair stood on end with horror. I then and there +vowed hatred to all mankind. Even the peace of this dear home and the +love of these dear people have not cured me of my distrust. I see an +enemy on every hand. + +Tom could not console me, and I was too wretched to confide my plans to +him. I was suffering intense agony. My breasts were swollen like +crab-apples. I could not bear the pain, and dragged myself to a puddle +of water, hoping to cool the heat in them. + +That night's suffering was the turning-point with me. I made up my mind +I would take myself miles away from these cruel people, where every hand +had been against me and mine. + +I started slowly, and crawled through alleys and back yards, it seemed +to me, for miles. The sound of a human voice, particularly that of a +child, acted like a whip on me. I would run till my breath grew short, +and I would sink down, feeling I must die, that I could never move +again. Then at some sound I would start once more. + +At last, worn out with fatigue, hunger, and fever (caused by my inflamed +breasts), I reached a gate just as it opened to admit a man with +groceries. I rushed in, spent and breathless, and hid myself in a dark +corner. Here, thought I, will be a rest for one night. + +As I crouched down in the dark corner, the man came out of the house, +with the servant behind him, to close the gate. What an anxious moment +for me! She returned to the house without seeing me, and I was safe. + +After a brief rest, broken by the throbbing of my breast, I aroused +myself, and, attracted by a bright light, I approached the window. The +light came from the kitchen, where the half-curtain, open in the middle, +gave me a glimpse of paradise. + +This is the picture I looked upon with longing eyes: A large, +old-fashioned kitchen, scrupulously clean, a table covered with a red +cloth, a shade lamp standing in the centre, and a nice work-basket by +its side, completed this homelike picture. The servant, a woman of +middle age, nice, fresh, and pleasant looking, sat by the table, in a +large rocking-chair, darning stockings. A more homelike scene never +greeted the eye of a poor outcast. But the crowning object of all was a +large black cat, spread out on a nice rug in front of the fire. + +Presently she arose, walked about, swinging her tail, "monarch of all +she surveyed," as I soon found she was. + +How my heart beat as I thought, "Why is this? Why am I homeless, cast +out to starve, while this cat has a beautiful home and is well fed and +happy?" + +Alas! even in the animal world is the vexed question, which disturbs +human beings, of why one being, created by our "Heavenly Father," should +be high in power, while others who are just as worthy are down under his +feet. We ask, but who can answer? + +Very soon, while I stood looking in, shivering with envy and my bodily +pain, a door opened, and a lady came in. She was no longer young, but +ladylike, and very kind and pleasant looking. She sat down and called, +"Topsy, Topsy," in such a kind voice it made my heart ache. I looked +with surprise, for Topsy took not the least notice of her. The lady +laughed a very pleasant laugh, as she said, "What an odd creature you +are," as she took Topsy in her arms, and smoothed her fur. Topsy did not +seem to care for the affection lavished on her, never responding at all. + +But just then another lady, somewhat younger than the other, came in. +Topsy gave a great rush into her arms, and to my surprise, clasped her +black paws around her neck, while the lady hugged and kissed her just +like a child. + +I could watch no longer. Envy, hatred, and malice, added to my swollen +breasts, made me too wretched to live. I just dragged myself back to my +dark corner and closed my eyes for a long time, oblivious of everything +around me. At intervals I slept when the violent throbbing of my breasts +would allow me; but when I could think, one idea had taken full +possession of me, and that was a determination to get into this home. + +"Surely," I said, "they have such kind hearts, they will not refuse help +to such a miserable object as I am." + +This comforted me a little; and as the neighborhood was a quiet one, and +as I was worn out by the miles I had run and the pain of my bruises, I +was able to sleep till morning. + +The first thing I heard was a step approaching, and Bridget, the girl I +had seen the night before, bent over me, saying, "Bless me! here's a +strange cat in our yard." Then, as she looked again, she said in a +sympathizing voice, "Poor creature! you look half starved." + +She ran in, and soon returned with a saucer of milk. She held it to my +lips, and I tried very hard to move myself up, that I might swallow. It +was impossible; for the slightest movement gave me great pain, and I +moaned and closed my eyes. + +She then got an old blanket, and folding it nicely, she lifted me up +tenderly and placed me on it. I tried to lap some of the milk, but the +effort brought back all my pains. The anguish of my swollen breasts was +more than I could bear, and I fell back on the blanket, hoping I should +die. Everything was so peaceful that I had no desire to arouse myself to +battle with life any longer. + +"Here," I thought, "they will care for me and bury me, then I shall be +with my dear little kittens perhaps." + +I had no fear, but a great pleasure in a quiet death; for I knew that +God would care for all the creatures He had made. I was glad to die and +escape from persecution,--no more to be kicked and cuffed, no more be +hunted by cruel children. + +As I dozed off, I heard voices, and on opening my eyes I saw Miss +Eleanor, the lady I had first seen the night before. As she bent over +me, I thought her face was beautiful. Her eyes were filled with tears in +pity of my suffering. She smoothed my fur with her soft hand, and when I +moaned as she touched my breast, she exclaimed, "You poor creature! your +breasts are like bricks. Look here, Milly," she called to her sister, +"just see this poor cat's condition. What brutes she must have lived +with, to treat her in this manner, taking away her kittens, and leaving +her to suffer." + +"Take her in, Bridget, and put her in Topsy's basket," said Miss Milly. +"I wish I could deal with those people! They would never abuse another +cat." + +I was lifted tenderly and placed in a large basket, with a beautiful +soft rug inside to lie on. Miss Eleanor bathed my breasts with warm +milk, and then applied some healing lotion after the milk had dried. It +kept them very busy, for the heat dried the milk as soon as it was +applied. It was very soothing, and I tried to lick her hand. She was +delighted, and kissed me right between my eyes, saying, "She is a +grateful creature," while tears of sympathy shone in her eyes. + +"This is heaven," I said to myself, "and I am perfectly happy here." + +When Bridget brought me some warm milk, I was able to lap it very well. + +"What shall you do with her?" asked Bridget. + +The sisters looked at each other while Miss Eleanor said: "What will +Harrie say? We cannot keep another cat with Topsy." + +"We may find a good home for her, but it would be better to chloroform +her than leave her to suffer," said Miss Milly. + +The warm kitchen, the soothing cream, and the soft rug made me very +comfortable, and I slept the rest of the day, trusting myself to these +dear, kind people. + +Miss Eleanor came quite often to see me, bringing me cream and soft bits +of chicken, though, never having tasted such food before, I did not know +what it was. I had very little desire for anything but water or milk, as +the fever made me very thirsty. + +Miss Milly came down later in the evening with the elder sister, the +mistress of the house. Mrs. Rice was a sweet-faced little woman, and +looked with great kindness on me. + +"What shall we do with two cats? Topsy is a houseful. What will you do +with her, Milly? She is so jealous if you touch another cat." + +"I will manage her, for we must keep this poor creature till we find her +a good home." + +"You have a hard task, and when you introduce her to Topsy, 'may I be +there to see.'" And Mrs. Rice turned away, laughing. "This bids fair to +be the 'cats' house' that Eleanor used to tell the boys about." + +"There is no use waiting," said Miss Milly. "If Topsy should find a cat +in her basket, war would be declared at once." + +This made me tremble a little, and subsequent events proved I had good +reason for my fears. + +Pretty soon we heard Miss Milly coming downstairs and telling my story +to Topsy in a coaxing voice. She told it in so thrilling a manner that I +never realized I was such a sufferer before. She came in, holding Topsy +in her arms very tightly. + +The moment Topsy's yellow eyes rested on me she gave a yell, and tried +to escape, but her mistress held her fast while Miss Eleanor came over +to me. I cowered down in the basket--not from fear, oh, no! Like the +war-horse, I "scented the battle," and longed to measure claws with this +proud creature. But I was wise. I knew I had a character to sustain and +a home to earn. I kept my temper, closing my eyes as if too weak to open +them. + +"I think I had better take her in my arms, as this is Topsy's basket, +and you know she never allows any one to touch it." And Miss Eleanor +took me on a blanket, and held me on her lap. + +"You are a naughty cat, and I am ashamed of you," Miss Milly said, as +she put Topsy down. + +She did not care for the reproof, for she glared and scoffed at me. Then +she went to her basket, snuffing around it, till Bridget came, and +taking out the rug, said, "Of course I must shake it, or Madam will not +touch it." + +She soon brought it back, and after a time Topsy seated herself bolt +upright, and looked at me with such contempt, as if to say, "Never dare +enter this basket again." + +I never did, and never wanted to, as they found me a very good place in +an old clothes-basket, and, to Bridget's delight, gave her a new one +instead. + +Then Miss Milly took me in her arms, in spite of Topsy's yells and +frantic efforts to get at me, saying, "Now, Topsy, if I ever hear you +have treated this poor creature badly, I will punish you, and love her +best." + +After this, though Topsy never cared for me, she treated me like a poor +relation, offering me all the tough pieces of meat and bones; but she +could never see me near Miss Milly without trouble. + +We lived very happily in this nice house for one year. No one had cared +for me, and I had settled down like one of the family, and soon my place +was assured, for one day Topsy was missing. Everything was done to find +her. Rewards were offered, and, for months, Miss Milly never gave her +up, and it made her so ill that no one ever dared mention Topsy to her. +I did pity them all, for they loved her dearly, but to Miss Milly it was +like losing a child. She was always very kind to me, but she never was +known to pet another cat till you were born. And I do think, Daisy, you +can win her love, and in a measure console her for Topsy's loss. + +It was a great mystery, her disappearance, for they never got one trace +of her. One thing was very sure; she was stolen, for she never would +have left of her own accord. Some one suggested that, being a "Salem" +cat, she had gone home to the "witches," as all black cats are said to +belong to them. + +I missed her, but was very happy to be the only pet in the house. I had +many kittens, and they were treated kindly, and mercifully disposed of. +One was always kept till I could wean it, and then a good home was found +for it. You were promised to a friend, but it was very fortunate for you +that their delay in sending gave you such a hold upon the affections of +these nice people that they decided not to give you away. + +This pleased the boys, as they did not care to lose their dear little +playmate. Miss Milly said, "Daisy shall be mine." + +Great changes have come to this home. We have moved twice, and the good +Bridget they could no longer afford to keep. We are now about to move +again. I know they will provide for me, but I like this nice +neighborhood, and the musicales on the back shed. The Bohemian blood in +my veins I cannot ignore. + +The trouble I have passed through makes excitement necessary, and I put +my whole heart into the fierce fights, and enjoy them. + +Why not? I know people say, "_Cats!_ awful fighting creatures!" Well, +but where are the bull-fights, in which man and beast shed each other's +gore and men and women look on? Dressed in their laces and diamonds, +they applaud while rivers of blood flow from the poor wounded victim. +The genteel cock-fights, and hunting down one poor little fox by a pack +of hounds! If we are cruel, we learn it of human beings. + +I do wish I could be satisfied with a quiet life, but it is too late to +reform, and I shall meet my fate here. I will not go with them. You, my +dear child, will be the loved one to comfort them. And I charge you to +profit by your mother's experience, and you will be a fortunate cat. + + * * * * * + +This is my mother's story as I heard it from her lips. + +Two weeks after this conversation we moved to a small house, with only a +few rooms. To me the change made no difference. I was happy, petted by +all. It was no surprise to me that at the last moment my mother was +missing. But it was a real sorrow to them all. They searched everywhere. +They sent to all the neighbors, asking them to feed her, and let them +know if she came back that they could send for her. How I wished I could +speak, and tell them that one reason why she left them was the fear of +being a burden to them. + +For several weeks they never gave her up, but often went to the old +place; but no one had seen my mother. At first food had disappeared that +they had put out for her, but after a time it was not touched, and no +one ever saw her again. + + + + +III + +MY HOME + + +Years have passed since my mother left us. Though I never forget her, I +am very happy with the dear people who were so kind to my poor mother, +and I try to be a comfort to them. + +No reverses of fortune have touched me. Mrs. Rice is very kind to me, +though she is not so fond of cats as her sisters. The boys are just +perfect. I love them dearly. Karl, the eldest, is a real tease. He +pretends to his aunties that he does not care for me, but no one makes +more of me (on the sly) than Master Karl. Will is such a dear little +fellow! His love for me made them decide to keep me. + +We had one long room, and the seam in the poor old carpet was very +prominent. On this seam Will and I had our race-ground. He would run +just on the seam, and at the end of the room would jump very high. I +would run just behind him, and jump higher. This pleased them all, and +we got many kisses and treats for our play. Then we would roll over and +over, my claws and tail flying, and we did enjoy it. + +I was usually very obedient, but sometimes I had contrary fits. It was +the "Bohemian" blood in my veins that my poor mother so often spoke of. +I cannot get rid of it, and it makes me do something naughty. One cold +day, just before Christmas, when I was nearly five years old, I ran +away. The door of the laundry was open, and without a thought I rushed +out. No one missed me. They supposed I was in the laundry. I mounted to +my seat on the fence, and just turned around to find a comfortable +place, when a strong hand seized me from the other side, and I was +carried swiftly down the alley and taken into a strange house. + +I was received with open arms. Not one word of reproof was given the big +boy who had stolen me, for the wickedness of the act. They asked him, +"How did you manage?" + +"Oh," he said, "I was looking over the fence, to see if the stuck-up +Rices were there, when I espied my Prince, and grabbed him." + +"What shall we do with him?" asked the boy's mother. + +"Shut him up till he forgets his old home." + +(How little they knew about a cat's nature, when they thought I could +forget!) + +I rushed into a corner, and struck out with open claws at all who +approached me, growling just as I had heard dogs growl--an +accomplishment I had just discovered. Delighted with my success, I was +inclined to make the most of it. + +"Well, I must say he has a nice temper." And the bad boy held up his +hands, where my etchings, though painful to him, were a credit to my +skill. "King Karl and Prince Will must be covered with scars. Who cares! +If they won't play with me, I have got their pet cat, and will keep him, +in spite of his beastly temper." + +"No, you won't," I said to myself, "if I can help it." + +For three wretched days I was shut up. They treated me with great +kindness, and tried to pet me, offering me nice food. I was too homesick +to care for anything, and too wretched to think of eating, only that I +had sense enough to know I must take enough to give me strength. I could +not sleep. Visions of my dear home and loved ones kept my eyes wide +open, and I did make good resolutions never to run away again if I could +get free. + +The big boy went away to spend the holidays, leaving orders with them +all to keep me, that when he came home he might enjoy the sorrow of the +Rices. + +"They have sent around slips to all the houses and have advertised, but +they shall never get him," he said, with a horrid laugh. + +After he had gone, finding I was no pleasure to them, they decided to +let me go. They could tell the boy, when he returned, that I ran away. +They were not people who regarded truth at all. + +So one day I found the door open, and without waiting to say good-by, I +ran home. I had been away three days. It was the day after Christmas, +and it seemed to me three years since I left my home. + +Stacy Knight, a dear little fellow about Will's age, the son of the +friends in whose house we had rooms, happened to be in the basement, and +espied me when I jumped on the window. He gave a real Indian yell as I +rushed into his arms, and we mounted the stairs, two at a time, and +found ourselves in the midst of the family assembled in the hall, +wondering at the war-whoop given by Stacy. + +My dear mistress sat down on the floor, hugging me in her arms, while +all of them were ready to take me from her. + +"Oh, Daisy," she said, "what a sad Christmas we spent without our pet! +Where were you?" + +I could not speak and tell her what it had been to me, and they never +knew where I had been. After this I always looked on both sides of the +fence before I seated myself. + +After they had all caressed me and expressed their delight at my return, +dear Mrs. Knight said:-- + +"Now that 'The Prodigal Son' has returned, he must have a party." + +"Yes," said Karl and Will, "we had no Christmas; let's give Daisy a +tree." + +After Stacy, Karl, and Will had indulged in a war-dance, and each had +turned me heels over head, they all decided it would be a nice plan. And +from that time till the New Year's night, when the party was to be +given, we could think of nothing else. + + + + +IV + +DAISY'S PARTY + + +Great preparation was made for my party. I was truly a fortunate cat. I +could not help them work, but rushed to and fro from one to the other, +knocking down spools of cotton and everything I could get at, jumping up +in their arms, disarranging their work, and trying in every way to amuse +myself; but when I was wanted to try on my clothes, I would rush under +the bed and elude even the longest arm. Then Will would crawl under the +bed, and, after a good frolic, would land me where I was needed. + +Mrs. Rice made a tall black hat with a cockade on it. She had to tie it +on with strings, for as soon as she put it on I jerked it just as I had +seen monkeys do. + +Miss Eleanor made me a pair of red pants, leaving a good slit for my +tail, for I was to represent a monkey, and the tail was very important, +though, as my mistress said, no monkey ever had such a beautiful tail as +mine. + +Miss Milly made me a dress-coat, with white ruffles at the neck and +wrists, brass buttons, and a white shirt front. + +They covered a large pasteboard box with green cloth, for the organ. +Will and his friend Josie were to be the organ-players. + +The long-looked-for day came at last. I had raved up stairs and down, as +Miss Milly said, "just like a maniac." I superintended all the +preparations, walked over the tree that they were to decorate in my +honor, and scratched it well, as they said, sharpening my claws for the +evening. I was too busy to take a cat-nap or one of my "forty winks." + +We had before this eventful day rehearsed our parts, and I had provoked +them with my stupidity. I did make fun enough with that hat. I hitched +it on the back of my head, getting out first one ear, then the other; +for they had tucked my ears in, saying my face looked so innocent +without them. It was all mischief, for I intended to do my best. + +Mrs. Knight threw open her nice rooms, and in the hall room off the back +parlor the tree was placed. + +They were obliged in the afternoon to keep me prisoner upstairs. I was +disgusted, for I wanted to be in the thick of it all. I could not sleep, +and I kept pretty near the door, ready to run out if I could get a +chance. + +At seven o'clock they dressed me in all my finery, and before eight all +our guests had arrived: Madam A., a lovely woman, and one of our best +friends, with her three noble boys, and a sweet-faced little bit of a +woman whom every one who knew her called cousin; then Madam M., with her +daughter and granddaughter,--charming people, and all my dear friends. +These, with Mr. and Mrs. Knight and their son Stacy, with ourselves, +made a party of (reckoning myself) seventeen,--quite a roomful. + +I thought (and I can assure you a cat's opinion is of some value) that +the Queen might be proud to see such beautiful, refined, and highly +educated people at her drawing-room. To be sure, there were no decollete +toilets, but then it was a proof of the good sense of the people. Of +course the Queen would not admit cats to her receptions; it would not be +safe. The bones would be a temptation, and I fear cats would not respect +even elderly bones, or spare them though decked with diamonds. I am +happy to say that my party was purely democratic; they were really all +my equals. + +The back parlor door was thrown open, and we were in full view of them +all. The three boys in ragged clothes, bare legs, old shoes, were as +hard a looking crew as ever accompanied a hand-organ. Will had the organ +strapped to his back, and I sat upright on it. I was tied to Will's arm, +and Josie held another string, for they could not trust me, fearing I +would run under the sofa, at the expense of my tall hat and my dignity. + +We were greeted with a burst of applause. The boys so successfully +assumed the street gamin air, and looked so thoroughly demoralized, as +they pulled their forelocks in recognition of the greeting, that no +wonder they brought down the house, and for a short time obscured my +august self. Stacy and Will gave a song in nasal style, pretending all +the while to grind the organ, while I was mounted on Will's shoulder, +swelling with importance. + +Then they began "Yankee Doodle." Josie shook the castanets, Stacy beat +the drum, Will ground the organ and sang, while they all danced like +street Arabs. + +I was perfectly beside myself. Oh, if I had only been Balaam's ass, +wouldn't I have made a speech! I ran to and fro on the organ, then +rolled over and over, my hat on one ear, my coat up my back, around my +neck, and my tail wagging from the red pants, in fine style. + +The boys looked on in wonder, for it is needless to say that this act +was not on the programme, but an impromptu act of my own--and it was the +crown of the performance. + +There were a few songs after this, but nothing like our "national air." +We could rest our laurels on that. I was handed around, kissed, and +admired to my heart's content. My clothes were pronounced perfect; and +then, when the boys went upstairs to change their clothes, my mistress +removed my finery, much against my will, and I made it very hard for her +by sticking my claws into the clothes as she tried to take them off. + +Chester and Henry A., with Karl, were the ushers, and they opened the +door of the hall room, where the tree was displayed in all its beauties. +Mrs. Rice made a little speech, while Miss Milly held me tight, for, +regardless of etiquette, I was eager to rush for the tree. + +As soon as she released me I made one jump on the table, and discovered +what my sense of smell had led me to expect,--three little fishes tied +with a red ribbon. I soon had them off the tree and on the floor, and +made inroads into them before I could be prevented. + +Karl read the labels on the articles, while Chester and Henry +distributed them, for I was pleased to see that my dear friends had been +remembered as well as myself. + +Miss Milly had a book of "Familiar Quotations." On the fly-leaf was +written in Madam A.'s lovely handwriting:-- + +"To my dear mistress, whose motto has always been, 'Love me, love my +cat.' Mew translated, 'God bless her.'--DAISY. + +"Hang sorrow! Care will kill a cat; therefore, let's be merry." + +I was very much pleased that the gift, purporting to be given by me, had +just the nice selections I should have made. + +The tree did look lovely. Karl had lighted all the tapers, and it was +one blaze of light. There were very pretty paper decorations of bright +paper. Mrs. Rice said, sometimes taste was better than money. We had +little of that, but we had such warm friends we were very happy. + +I had a pack of cards a little over an inch in length. They were a great +pleasure to us. Will would spread them on the floor, and I would roll +over, scattering them about. Sometimes he called me a knave, sometimes a +king or queen, but I did not care, only for a good frolic. I had a box +of pennies for my meat, a paper of catmint that I enjoyed, and a nice +kidney done up in pink paper, some white, soft candy I loved, and last +of all Miss Eleanor and Miss Milly gave me a lovely collar and padlock. +I was proud as a prince with it on my neck. + +There were nice little gifts for all my dear friends; but the best of +all was, that on them were written nice little texts and--"From Daisy," +just as if I had given them myself. It proved that they understood how +well I loved my dear ones, and how gladly I would have given if I could. +It was better than all my own gifts, though I enjoyed them very much; +but this understanding of me, making me one with them, made me feel like +a cat-angel--and then and there I became a Christian cat. + +Then we had ice-cream and cake handed around by the boys. I had some in +my own little pewter plate. Miss Milly melted it a little, but I had +very small appetite for it. I was so excited that I could not keep still +enough to lap ice-cream. I had licked the kidney, tasted the fish, +chewed a little catmint and was quite hilarious over it, as it always +went to my head. My tail had more to do with it than was agreeable to +the company; for I whisked it about, greatly to their disgust: they did +not like being dusted with catmint. Miss Milly said, "I shall be obliged +to give you a dose of nux vomica, for I fear you have eaten too much of +a mixture for even a cat's stomach to digest." I just winked at her, +finished licking my ice-cream, then I kicked over the plate, making it +roll under the piano. This provoked a shout of approval from the boys. + +Then we had a little music. Chester and Henry A---- played nicely, and +my one dear girl friend also played, but she preferred playing with me. +I was very fond of her and always responded to her affection. + +Then my nice party broke up. No one of those who were there will ever +forget it, I know. + +Ah me, how long ago it seems! The boys and my one girl friend are twelve +years older, while I am an old cat. Mamie, my friend, is a graduate of +the Boston University. She will make her mark some day. The boys are +Harvard graduates, while our own boys are Brimmer and High School boys. + +They can all talk in many languages which I, of course, can understand. +Some of them will be smart business men. Chester, I think, will fill a +professor's chair, while the others will represent the law. They will +all achieve greatness if the love of one cherished cat can make them. + +I know there is a warm corner in their hearts for Daisy. And however +hard the world has used them, they will read my little book and keep +green in their hearts the memory of one who loved them dearly, when she +is sleeping peacefully under her namesakes, the daisies. + +Perhaps they will tell their children about their cat friend, and read +to them this little story of one happy cat, who was made a member of the +family and a friend of all the nice people who visited them. It will +teach them kindness to their little four-footed playmates, and they will +realize that warm hearts beat under their little fur coats. + + + + +V + +REVERSES + + +I pass over several years--very sad ones to us all. The breaking up of +our home, the death of dear Mrs. Rice, I cannot write of, though Time, +the true friend of the sorrowful, has laid a healing balm on our hearts. +Miss Eleanor and Miss Milly were both prostrated by their sorrows, and +we were obliged to go into the country for a change of air. + +How carelessly I looked upon the preparation for our flitting! When I +mounted the piano, my favorite seat for many years, I little thought it +was for the last time--that I should never hear my kind friends play on +that dear old piano again, that I should never again arouse them in the +morning by walking over the keys when they had left it open at night. + +I could not understand their tears, when the furniture and piano were +carried away, that they were parting forever with things associated with +their old home and those who had made their happiness, now gone forever. +Yet when I saw only our trunks, and looked at their sad faces, I did +wish I could be something better than a cat and be able to help them. + +I tried to amuse them, acting over all the little tricks they had taught +me, and was a very happy creature when Miss Milly smoothed my fur, +saying, "Oh, Daisy, what should we do without you!" Then I realized I +was a comfort to them. + +They had bought me a large brown straw basket with a cover, and very +strong handles, and when I walked into it, taking possession, I felt +like a prince of the blood. I little thought how many miles I should +travel in that basket! It was open in places to give me air, and I could +lie down and turn around comfortably in it. When travelling, my mistress +would keep her finger between the cover and the basket, and with my eyes +fixed on her face I felt safe. She said she felt under a spell, to watch +me, and my stony stare reminded her of the Stranger Guest, in the +"Ancient Mariner." + +We remained only one month in our first boarding-place, for it was not +satisfactory. The cats I could not associate with, for they were rough +tramps, no one owning them, and they had no care. I was very sorry for +them, knowing how care and kindness could transform them. + +They really hated me, and it made me very unhappy, my chief offence +being my collar and padlock. They might have overlooked my collar, but +the padlock was adding insult to injury. Their eyes would grow green +with envy that one of their race should be above them. They looked upon +my collar and padlock just as women look at each other's diamonds. +Animals feel envy the same as human beings; only they can tear and rend +each other, while their so-called superiors would like to do the same +were it not for the power of the law. + +Cats and dogs fight, and that is the end of it; but with human beings it +is never forgotten, and makes them bad-tempered and tyrannical. + +I was very sorry for these poor cats, though I could not understand such +mean feelings. I was always pleased when I saw cats or dogs with pretty +collars on and bows of ribbon. One lovely white cat I knew used to wear +blue ribbons, and I always told her how nice she looked, till I found +how vain she was; then I said no more about her good looks, for I do +hate vain people. I would gladly have given my collar and padlock, +though I loved it dearly, if it would have helped them. + +It is a problem beyond one poor cat's solution to know just how to help +people to understand our race; but I do hope this little story will help +a little. The life of one petted cat perhaps may make others as happy as +I have been. + +We changed our rooms quite often on our return to Boston; many of them +were so cheerless I will not speak of them. Whatever our discomforts +were, I was always cared for; but I did wish I could provide a palace +and servants for my dear friends. I remember the stories Miss Eleanor +used to tell the boys, and I wished I could be Cinderella, with a fairy +godmother to give me means to help others. I fear I should have killed +the mice before they were changed into horses. And when the boys would +say to their aunties, "Why don't you have horses and carriages?" I also +asked the same question. + +I am an old cat now, and I know, and do not ask such questions, for I +understand the world better, that it is not to those who deserve the +most that luxuries are given. Why, we will never know. + +We lived in one house where we were very uncomfortable. Our room, to be +sure, always looked bright and nice, but it was because we had such good +taste in covering up our defects and making poor things look nice. + +The lady who owned the house was a philanthropist. It is a long name for +me to master, but I thought it over in my waking hours, just as my +mistress pronounced it, and I can think it quite correctly, better than +I can understand why she was so called. She was utterly neglectful of +the two gentlewomen in her house, who were far ahead of her in education +and culture, if not her equals in money. + +I pondered the name, and its meaning, more and more. I will not say it +made me tired, for that is slang; but it did make me sleepy, and I would +drop into a good cat-nap right in the midst of defining +"philanthropist." + +She had a cat named "Oliver Twist." One must have some companionship of +his own kind. So Miss Milly said, "Perhaps he will be a playmate for +Daisy." + +"Perhaps," Miss Eleanor said, "he also may be a philanthropist." + +We soon found, however, he was nothing of the kind. He proved himself a +most depraved cat. Under the cloak of virtue he concealed a very coarse +nature. He never came up to our room without trying to provoke a fight. +His black, beady eyes and sleek Maltese coat always irritated me. I had +a cattish desire to fight him and let him know his place. For my +mistress's sake I tried to subdue this feeling, remembering he was my +guest, and I must be polite even at the expense of comfort. + +It was all thrown away on him; it was "casting pearls before swine." +When I went out into the yard, as I did every day for an outing, he +would hunt me about, as if I had no right to be there. Not one scrap of +food did I ever get down there, though he was always ready to have a +feast when he came to us. + +One day things reached a climax. I had tried to amuse him; he had taken +my favorite chair, and washed himself all over in it, leaving so many +hairs on it I thought I should go wild, knowing how Miss Milly would +have to clean it. I gave him half my milk, and though he stood with one +leg in the saucer to keep me from eating any, I still kept my temper. I +would not make a fuss. But when, after finishing my milk and licking his +chops right in my face, he flew at me and knocked me down, then I threw +all politeness to the dogs, and unsheathing my claws, I closed with him, +rolling over and over till he yelled well. Like all bullies, he was a +coward. + +My mistress said, "Daisy, I am ashamed of you." Miss Eleanor took +"Oliver Twist," and put him out, with scant ceremony, saying, "I wonder +what Charles Dickens would say to hear a cat like that called 'Oliver +Twist.'" + +"Poor cat! You know he is disciplined by a philanthropist." And Miss +Milly laughed at the absurd thought. + +I laughed also, as I crept into a corner, when I thought how nicely I +had "Oliver Twisted" him. I slept the sleep of the victorious. I did not +see very much of him after this, for we went early into the country for +the summer. + +There were very nice people where we boarded. One dear little boy was +very fond of me. He hugged me so hard I avoided him. My mistress told +his mother that she did not think children should be allowed cats and +dogs for playthings. Miss Eleanor talked quite nicely to little Alec, +and I think when he remembers her stories of children who were good to +animals, that it will make him careful, for he was a nice little fellow, +and he may be a good friend to poor ill-treated dogs and cats. + +I enjoyed that summer very much. The cats were kind and friendly, and +the beautiful trees on the grounds gave me a nice chance to run up and +hide from my mistress. She was anxious about me all the time, fearing to +lose sight of me. She used to pet all the cats that were good to me, and +they all said, if they had a friend like her, how good and happy they +would be. Some of them were very wild and rude, hunted as they had been +by bad children, and scat from the door when, half starved and cold, +they had sought shelter and friends. No wonder they were not nice +company for well-bred cats. I did pity them and never turned away when +they came near me. + +At the end of the grounds was a big bed of catmint. It was like the +"corner grocery store" for the cats. Crowds of them would assemble there +to talk over their affairs. And when, excited by the power of the +catmint, they would get into a row, though there were no pistols or +murders, such as characterize human fights, there were black eyes, +scratched faces, and hate and rage in plenty. + +I kept out of it all, though I cannot deny that my heart beat faster. I +had to sheathe my claws till they hurt me; but I thought of my position, +for a well-brought-up cat can understand the meaning of "noblesse +oblige." I suppose I felt just as men do (and women too, as to that) +when they bet on the fighting parties. And I had my favorites as well as +they, and knew who I hoped would win. + +I did love that catmint bed, and never for one moment doubt that in the +boundless green fields of Paradise we shall have acres of catmint where +we can roll to our hearts' content. I did try to encourage the poor +neglected ones with this prospect, but they did not believe me. They +said I was a "cat fanatic," "a fool," "a revivalist." They said, "If we +are to be so cared for, then why don't your 'heavenly father' that you +think so much of do something for us now?" And they all talked at once +and were so excited, they hissed and yelled so loud, that my nerves were +all of a quiver; but I stood my ground, though they pressed on me very +hard, and breathed so much catmint over me I was glad when my mistress, +hearing the row, came and took me away. + +It was many days before I visited that catmint bed again, for it rained +very hard. Miss Eleanor remarked that Daisy was rather quiet; she feared +he was sick. I could have told her my heart was sick, trying to solve +the problem, how I could reform my race, how make people believe them +the intelligent beings they are. + +After this I had to bear jeers and scoffs; but I would not give up my +principles nor yet my catmint bed. Many were the scratches Miss Eleanor +got, pulling me out from under the bushes, for the smell magnetized me. +She always got me by the tail or leg, she cared not which, so that she +carried me home and saved Miss Milly anxiety. + +The people were very nice to me. One quiet young man, an artist, was +very fond of me, and said I would make a fine subject for a picture. I +used to flourish my tail and hold my head on one side just like a fool, +I suppose; but then I know I am a beauty. I hear it every day, and how +can I help being vain? + +Before returning to Boston we paid a short visit to one of our friends. +She had a delightful home, and the children were very much pleased to +have me visit them. + +As I have quite an adventure to relate, where I did not distinguish +myself, I will take another chapter, and give it in full, without +extenuating my faults, leaving them to be judged by my readers. + + + + +VI + +DAISY'S ADVENTURE + + +The eldest son and daughter were very kind to me, and I thought them +just lovely. Their mother was an old friend of mine, and always when she +came to Boston I was delighted to see her. I would jump up in her lap--a +favor that I did not often grant to any one. Cats can tell who are true +and who are false. I could have given my mistress points on this +subject, for she believed in those she loved, and was often deceived. + +There was a dog and cat that were great favorites with all the family. +Spot, the dog, was very plain,--a great lanky creature,--but he had one +virtue; that was obedience. Tom, the cat, was a hard-looking creature, +but they all loved him dearly. + +Of course both dog and cat hated me. They thought I put on airs, and +they resented the affection their mistress gave to me. I walked about +the garden, regardless of their hisses and growls; and they very soon +got tired of it, when they saw I did not notice them. Mr. George, the +eldest son, had Spot in complete subjection, and Tom dared not approach +me when the family were near. + +Miss Eleanor and Miss Milly were invited to the seashore. They had +decided not to accept the invitation, as they could not take me with +them. Mrs. H. urged their going, saying: "It is just what you both +need,--change of air. I can take care of Daisy; it will be a pleasure." +So it was decided. + +When they kissed me at parting, and said, "How can we leave you, Daisy?" +my heart ached so that I was too wretched to live. Had not Mrs. H. held +me tight, I would have followed the carriage that took them away from +me. Spot and Tom looked anxiously on. They thought, "Is this upstart to +be left here to rule over us?" + +Mrs. H. said that Spot must be kept at the store, only coming home at +night. She tried her best to have Tom friendly with me, but a more +obstinate cat I never met. He would stay in the room with me, and once +took his dinner out of the same plate after they had kept him hungry a +long time; but never could they make him friendly with me. I tried to be +just to him, knowing how hard it was to have a "handsome, fashionable" +cat, as they called me, come into their home and share their friends. + +And then there was that collar and padlock. How much I suffered for that +little bit of finery! And yet I loved it dearly. I never struck an +attitude (as my mistress called it) without my padlock was in full +sight, just under my chin, where I had placed it. + +How long that one week was to me, and I am ashamed to say how many +disgraceful acts I was guilty of. One night the climax was reached, and +then my character was ruined for that family. I slept in the room with +Mrs. H.--much to her husband's disgust. + +It was a nice lounge I had, with a blanket on it, and any cat might have +been happy there. Tom was envious of it, for one day he walked in and +was just about to jump up there for a nap, when I jumped up before him, +and gave a powerful hiss right in his face. He was all ready to fight +when his mistress came in and giving him a shake, said, "If I ever hear +you hiss at Daisy again, I will punish you." + +Poor Tom! He knew he was unjustly accused, but what could he do, and I +did feel mean, but what could I do either? I could not speak. I might +have hissed; then, she would have known who was the offender. I did not, +however, but just glared at Tom when she carried him off. + +One night I could not sleep. I was homesick. So I just walked over the +bureau, clinking the glasses and toilet bottles, and then mounted the +mantle, meandering about sure-footed, though I did kick over a wooden +ball, for pure mischief. I threw it on the floor, where it crashed down +loud. + +Mrs. H. started up, saying, "That cat is on the mantle; she will break +the vases and clock." + +"Let her break them," Mr. H. replied; "we shall get off cheap if that is +all the mischief she does." And he went off to sleep again. + +When Mrs. H. reached the mantle, no cat was to be found. + +"Oh, Daisy," she said, "there you are, so demure, sitting on that chair! +You are just like your mistress, so cute, no wonder she loves you +dearly." + +After coaxing me to lie down on the lounge, she went to bed, and soon +fell asleep. I could not sleep, however. I had a restless desire to go +and find my friends. + +The end window was open at the top; it faced on a narrow piazza that +extended the length of the house. It was gravelled on the top. I was +very agile, and giving one spring from the top of a chair, I soon +reached the window, and overlooked the situation. A good jump, and I +landed on my feet, and walked along, crunching the gravel as I went. + +I passed the bath-room window and then approached the window of Mr. +George's room, which was open wide, but protected by a heavy screen. +Here I planted my paws and looked in. One wild yell and a succession of +barks rent the air, and Spot, who had been sleeping at the foot of his +master's bed, rushed for the window and would soon have dashed through +the screen and finished me,--for he was a powerful dog,--but his +master's hand on his collar restrained him, with the other hand he +reached for his pistol, thinking there were burglars about. His mother's +voice at the door arrested him, and he opened the door, to meet her +anxious question, "Is Daisy safe?" + +"She is safe enough," he said; "but are we safe with a cat like this one +in the house?" + +"Take Spot into my room," said his mother, "while I get Daisy." In spite +of her alarm, as she approached the window, she could not help laughing. +"Oh, you cunning creature!" she said; "just as composed as possible, +looking from one to the other, as if to say,--'Why, what is all this +fuss about?'" + +Sure enough, I stood with my paws on the window-sill, and did not move +till she came, and removing the screen took me into the room where all +the family were assembled, in undress, while Spot's loud barking could +be heard from the next room. I was taken into the guest chamber, where +Mrs. H. remained with me; for she said she was convinced no one could +govern me but my mistress. + +Two days more, and I was made happy by the sight of my loved ones. Mrs. +H. did not tell them for a long time of my naughtiness. They said their +visit was pleasant, but without me they had decided never to go away +again. They said their friend had given them an invitation for me when +they visited her another year. And it was really true. The next year +they did take me; and as it is all fresh in my memory now, I will jump +one year and tell you all about it. + +I saw the cats they had told me about. One was called "Forepaugh," and +she did look just like a real circus cat. She had one brown and one blue +eye. The other cat was called "Spring." I liked them both very much. +They were not educated cats, but they had good manners, and were very +kind hearted. + +Forepaugh told me sad stories of the cats around. She said very few +people made them members of the family, as we were. Most of the cats +were tramps, living in the fields and woods, afraid of every human +being, having to steal or starve. They were naturally antagonistic to +cats that had homes. They never had known kindness and could not believe +in it. She said if ever a missionary was needed, she thought it was +right here. + +She said that just below, near the poorhouse, was a large field called +"Cat Swamp," because all the cats for miles around congregated here. +Some "dudes" had altered the name to "Feline Meadow." "Cat Swamp" held +the fort, however, as the most appropriate name. Here the cats yelled +and caterwauled and told all their trials and sorrows caused by mankind. + +The fights were fearful, and the heaps of fur to be seen around after +one of these encounters proved in reality that there was nothing ideal +in the tongues and sounds heard in this region. They said there was no +help for it; people could not be made to realize that cats had a claim +on them. + +For several nights I had noticed one of the neighbors' cats sitting on +the fence and listening intently to our conversation. This evening she +came nearer, and gave a groan, while Forepaugh was speaking to me of the +neglected cats. At last she said if she might be allowed to express an +opinion, she had one all ready. We said at once how glad we would be to +hear her. + +"Suppose," she said, "some of your good Boston people, with their little +tracts on the treatment of dumb animals, come along! What then! We can't +eat their tracts, or live on them, can we?" + +I didn't like to answer this cat, she was so big and aggressive, and +looked at me with such spite, as if she thought I liked tracts, and the +people who carry them about, when I do despise them. Finding I did not +answer, she continued:-- + +"There it all ends. A lot of women will get together, with a few men +thrown in, and they will talk and talk, going all around Robin Hood's +barn, till they lose the thread of their discourse, and we wish some big +bat would rush out and catch the thread and bring them to the point. +Then they argue and draw up resolutions, and call upon the brethren to +agree to them, which the poor men do, because they are afraid of the +sisters' tongues. Then they are exhausted, and are obliged, 'as weaker +vessels,' to drink gallons of tea, and the men smoke acres of cigars, +and it all ends in smoke and tea grounds for us poor cats. The women +think about each other's clothes, while the men are wondering if the +women are rich enough to support them, should they propose marriage. +Naturally cats are forgotten. + +"Sometimes they find a home for a good-looking cat, but it is not a +satisfactory one. Such people are not supposed to know much about people +with hearts large enough to take interest in cats. They are handed over +to high-toned servants, to pet and snub in alternation. The poor +no-tailed horses, made wretched by the abominable check-rein and the +flies, hate everything that moves, and kick at us. The liveried servants +smoke in our faces, swear, and spit on us, till we hide ourselves in +disgust and wonder if animals have dirtier habits than human beings. + +"When the family returns to the city the house is closed, and these +Christian people leave poor Pussy behind to look out for herself. Is it +any wonder that cats have no faith in any one? That they join the +midnight revels, and fight, and steal, to keep them alive?" + +She was very sarcastic, but Forepaugh said it was all true; that cats +were cast off just as if they had no right to live; then when they steal +some bit of food, they are given a bad character and hunted about. They +are expected to have better morals than human beings. + +Forepaugh said that she had a real respect for this cat, that she knew +all the cats for miles around, and helped them all she could; she said +that hearing their tales of sorrow had made her cynical. + +"I had thought her disagreeable," Forepaugh said, "till one night I saw +her tugging along the remains of a big fish which a neighbor who had +been out fishing had given her. I had the curiosity to follow her. She +had to take a rest frequently, for the fish was heavy. At last, after +walking a long distance, she dragged it over a stone wall. Soon feeble +voices greeted her, and two half-starved cats that had been abused by +bad boys raised themselves up, while their friend tore the fish to +pieces with her sharp teeth. I got over the wall and helped her. They +all were shy of me and inclined to sneer because I had a home, but I +said I did not care; it made me mad, but I put all my madness into +tearing up the fish, and they satisfied their hunger." + +Forepaugh also said that their friend, not satisfied with feeding them, +began to lick one of the great wounds made by a sharp stone thrown by a +boy just for fun. Then, as they were thirsty, they dragged themselves +down to a brook at the end of the field, and after drinking they were +very comfortable. Then they told their trials, and said, "What can we do +to make people kind to us?" + +Forepaugh said she had heard of a Dr. Angell, who was devoting his life +to helping dumb animals. They all yelled and scoffed when she said +"Angell," saying, "Do you believe there is an angel in heaven that would +look at a cat?" + +Forepaugh said (being a Christian cat) she was shocked. She explained to +them that it was the name, though she said, "I am sure it is +appropriate, for he has proved himself one by his help to all helpless +creatures." + +"Well," they said, "we wish he could see us and help us. Why can't some +one speak to him? Perhaps, though, he will think cats beneath his +notice." + +Forepaugh said she had often thought she wished she could see him and +tell him about their sufferings. She said, "I always respected that cat +after that night when we walked home by moonlight, after taking care of +those cats; and when she sat down on a stone, saying, 'I must rest, for +I feel faint; I have had no food for some hours, for I knew that fish +would be only enough for them,' I said, 'You shall have some of my +supper,' and I got her some pieces of meat and gave her all my milk, and +went to bed happy, though I was rather empty." + +After this I did have a real friendship for Forepaugh, and I told her if +ever I could, I would try to interest this good man in our race. I had +not then thought I should ever write a book, but now is my chance, and +somehow I do feel he will help us. + +The cynical cat never would make friends with me, but I did admire her, +and I feel how small my life is compared with hers. Here am I, petted +and living in plenty, and I can only be grateful and try to be a comfort +to my dear friend. + +Forepaugh told us that at one of the great shore houses they had a cat +called Prometheus. + +"Oh," said our cynic, "how I wish we could get at his liver; we should +never want for food." + +I pondered over that speech, and one day I heard my mistress telling her +little niece, who was reading mythology, the story of Prometheus, "who +was bound to a rock, vultures feeding upon his ever growing liver." It +was very funny for a country bred cat to be versed in mythology. I +suppose, however, she heard it, as I often do things my mistress and her +friend talk about, and the liver made her remember it. + +I was heartily glad to return to Boston, and I made up my mind I would +let cats and all the animals I could reach know that they had not met +the true philanthropists, but the shams that take up every new cause and +dishonor it. For there are many earnest, true philanthropists who spend +money and publish nice tracts in behalf of animals, and thus, in a +measure, the tracts "do feed" animals; for they open the eyes of those +who perhaps have never thought of the matter earnestly. + +I determined, after my visit to Beverly, to write this book to help my +unfortunate race. + + + + +VII + +CAT MEMORIES + + +Our new room, a very large alcove, was pleasant and comfortable. The +people who owned the house were school-teachers, refined, and the +atmosphere was congenial to us all. I loved to watch my friend's busy +fingers and follow Miss Milly's pen, as she wrote for hours at her desk. +I loved to walk over the fresh writing and flirt my tail over the +ink-bottle. That would make her stop and scold me, then pet me till I +was willing she should return to her work. The eyes of affection are +sharp. I saw with pain that they were obliged often to lie down, after a +long spell of work, but they never complained. + +Mrs. Knight came often to see us, but I did not see Stacy for a long +time. He was busy with his studies at Harvard, but he sent me kind +messages, and I knew he loved me. Our boys were not with us, and I had +no young company; but then, I was happy for I could see and hear from +our young friends frequently. + +I always greeted dear Mrs. Knight with delight. She had a camel's hair +shawl she used to roll me in, when we lived in her house, and I loved to +claw it and pull the wool out of it. I wondered she did not wear it, but +then, I suppose, it was old fashioned. She told me that her cat Solomon +was very fond of it, and she allowed him to sleep on the lounge with +that shawl under him. + +I felt a little jealous of Solomon, but I doubt if they ever love +another cat as well as they love me. They said Solomon had no +associates, though they lived on the swell avenue. + +The cats belonging there were only tolerated one-half the year. The cats +that were not boarded out were left to become tramps. Of course these +cats were very immoral, and they did not think it would improve Solomon +to be friendly with them. I did smile when Mrs. Knight said, "Daisy is +such a perfect cat, we hold him up as a model for Solomon." + +I wondered how Sol would like that, for he told me he did not like being +kept in. He guessed he could take care of his morals; the society cats +could not hurt him. + +One day he proved himself not so wise as his name would indicate. He +fell out of the third story window. When they gathered around him, +thinking he would have to be chloroformed, he got up, shook himself, and +lived. + +He told me very sad tales of the cats living in that vicinity. "Would +you not think," he said, "that in these palatial houses there would be +room for one cat?" + +I said I should think they would want two or three. He shook his wise +head, saying, "Oh, no. If they see a cat that pleases them, some +superannuated spinster will gush over her, making her a pet for a little +while. But let poor Pussy fall ill, or get one flea on her, and out she +goes into outer darkness." + +"Oh," I said, "don't speak like that! my two dear friends are 'maiden +ladies,' and no one can be kinder to animals than they are. The sick and +unfortunate always appeal to their sympathy, and not in vain. I remember +Miss Eleanor washing every day a poor neglected black cat whose eye a +rat had bitten. It was not a pleasant piece of work, I can tell you, and +she tended that eye so faithfully that it got well. They would go hungry +to give food to a poor animal that needed it." + +"Well, well, it may be so," said Sol, impressed by my indignant protest; +"but I have heard that old bachelors and old maids are always the +hardest on animals." + +I indignantly denied this. "It is married people who dislike each other +and cannot get free, who have horrid children--they are the hard ones. +They do not want the care of their children themselves, and expect +animals to offer themselves to be tortured by these wretched children. +And if they defend themselves, refusing to have their eyes poked out +with sticks, tin pails tied to their tails, and lighted matches held to +their noses, and bite or scratch, then they are denounced as vile, and +are given bad characters that will follow them through life." + +I had spoken with real feeling, and I could see that Sol believed me. + +"You are right, I suppose," he said. "We are both of us fortunate cats; +'our lives have fallen in pleasant places.'" + +Poor Sol! He was so wise he had to quote Scripture, even if he did not +understand it; and in this he was no worse than human beings. Do half of +them know the meaning of the passages of Scripture they quote so +confidently? + +"We," he continued in a sentimental tone, "cannot realize how hard it is +to be outcasts. These closed-up houses and boarded-up doors are gloomy +enough during the summer months. At dusk the skeleton forms that steal +out, too feeble to mew, start at every sound, fearing the stones and +jeers they are sure to meet from the stray ragamuffin children who roam +about this deserted region. Their hearts are broken,--for cats have +hearts, and loving ones too,--and it is hard for them to believe that +those who have sometimes noticed them have left them alone. I do not +know," he continued, "where we are going, but I do not believe we were +made in vain, and I think these heartless people will find in the +hereafter that the animals they have abused will be avenged." + +"All I desire," said I, "is to be with my two dear friends." And to this +Solomon said, "Amen." + +I like Sol very much. He is a very well educated cat and looks upon life +in a serious manner. He has grown quite large and appreciates his good +home. I think he is a Christian Endeavorer, and will do all he can for +homeless cats. I remember his wise words; and when dear Mrs. Knight +brings me some of his catmint, I enjoy it for itself, because I love it, +and in memory of his friendship. One can remember his friends even if he +does not meet them often. Perhaps if we were to see each other every +day, we should disagree. + + + + +VIII + +AN ACCIDENT + + +We had a very nice home in the country offered us, which we were very +glad to take advantage of. The people who owned the place, going to the +seashore, preferred to have their house occupied rather than shut up, +doing no one any good. + +It was very pleasant there, and we had a very delightful time, though +the accident which nearly cost me my life, and from which I shall never +recover, happened there. + +It was the day before the Fourth of July. Miss Milly had been to Boston +to the funeral of our beloved Doctor. Miss Eleanor being too unwell to +go, we kept each other company, and sad enough we were. + +When Miss Milly returned, she was thoroughly worn out with grief at the +loss of her dear friend and Doctor. It was a great loss to me, for I had +been his special pet. During our dear Mrs. Rice's sickness I watched for +his daily visit and knew his ring always. He would say: "Well, Daisy, +how is your health to-day? Put out your tongue." Which, with Miss +Milly's help, I would do. Then he would take my paw and feel my pulse in +the most sober manner. + +How nice it was! I would not give up this memory for a great deal of +money. I could tell by his face just how our dear invalid was, and when +he told them his skill was in vain, and that he could not save her, I +saw the tears in his eyes as he took me in his arms. He was a perfect +gentleman, and we all loved him and respected his great knowledge and +skill. + +We were sitting on the piazza talking about him, when I saw something +move over under the trees. Supposing it might be a squirrel, I went to +interview him, thinking that if I could kill something I should feel +better. My mistresses were so preoccupied that when they went in to tea +they never noticed that I had not followed them. + +Finding no squirrel, I sat down under a pine tree, thinking about the +beautiful flowers and the music Miss Milly had told us about, at the +church funeral of our friend, and mourning that I should never see our +dear Doctor again, and wondering what Miss Milly would do without him, +when a rush, and a bark, and before I could face around a fierce bulldog +buried his teeth in my shoulder. I fought for my life, though I felt the +odds were against me. But let him kill me; I would die game. I did claw +his eyes, blinding him and giving me chance to escape. + +I crawled over the grass, then through the fence, into the neighboring +estate, and hid myself in the bushes and deep grass. Then I lost +consciousness. At times I realized my pain, and my brain was clear, for +all my past life passed before me. + +How beautiful seemed my dear home and friends, that I should never see +again! Then the old childish days, when I had frolicked with my poor +mother, came to me so vividly I could smell the sweet clover where we +played; and then the dreadful pain and faintness made me realize the end +was near. + +I said, "I shall see our dear Doctor, and he will say, 'Why, Daisy! Have +you followed me so soon?'" It was all dreamy; another fainting spell had +come on, and it was nearly morning before I was again conscious. Then I +thought, "I must try to see my dear mistresses once more, even if to die +in sight of their windows." I was half crazed when I thought of their +sorrow. + +With the greatest effort I raised myself up, and it was nearly an hour +before I reached the tree, the scene of yesterday's disaster. Inch by +inch I crawled along, with all the courage I could command. If cats have +nine lives, I lost eight of mine on that journey. I could not see; my +eyes were closed up by cobwebs, from the bushes I had crawled under when +I hid myself. I felt my way along, and when the tree was reached fell +down exhausted. + +Soon I heard a soft step, and Miss Eleanor gathered me up in her arms, +trembling with fear that she should hurt me. She cried out with pain +when she saw my bloody side, with the skin and fur hanging down nearly a +quarter of a yard. She folded her apron, and held me in that, as I could +be moved easily in that way; and I never winced, though the least jar +hurt me, closing my eyes, and feeling I could die in peace. She carried +me upstairs to Miss Milly's bedside. + +Poor Miss Milly! She had not closed her eyes till toward morning, when +she fell into a doze. She opened her eyes when Miss Eleanor spoke, and +screamed with pleasure when she caught sight of me. She held out her +arms; but Miss Eleanor said, "Do not move him." Then, when she opened +her apron, and Miss Milly saw my torn and bloody side, she cried as if +her heart would break, saying, "He will die! What shall we do?" + +"Dress yourself quickly, and we will see what can be done. One comfort: +he will be with us, and will have our care, even if we must lose him." + +They folded a blanket, laid it on a wide lounge, then covered it with a +clean sheet folded thick, and laid me on it. Then Miss Milly soaked off +the cobwebs from my eyes with warm water and a soft cloth, and I could +just see a little; but it was like a view of heaven to see their dear +faces once more. + +I tried to lap some warm milk, for the fever had made me thirsty. The +effort was too much, and I fell back, faint and dizzy. When this attack +passed off, I took a few drops of water from a spoon, and Miss Milly sat +for an hour patiently, giving me drop by drop, till my parched tongue +and throat were relieved. + +She sponged around the wound, soaking the clotted blood from my fur so +tenderly that I suffered very little. + +My heart was so full of thankfulness that I would not murmur at my +pains. And I do not think it was such a great virtue, though the +suffering was fearful, for I think animals bear pain always with more +fortitude than human beings. + +Miss Eleanor went into Boston as soon as possible. Mrs. Knight was very +much distressed, and at once went with her to see the great doctor for +animals, Dr. Watts. He said he could not leave his office the Fourth of +July. He said he thought my shoulder bone was bent, and as I was so old, +he should advise bathing, without trying to have it operated upon. He +gave them a liniment, saying he did not think I would ever get over it. + +Miss Milly said he evidently thought me an old cat, and that I had +better die than live and suffer. "He shall not die," she added, "if we +can save him." + +The liniment was just fearful, Miss Milly held my head in her arms, +covering my eyes and nose; for it was very strong, and drew tears from +their eyes. Miss Eleanor applied it slowly. I winced and moaned, but +tried hard to restrain myself, for I knew they were suffering with me. +And I was anxious to bear it; for somehow I had faith in Dr. Watts, and +I believed it would help me. + +Never had a patient better care. They made me catmint tea, and rubbed it +on their hands so I could smell of it, and never left me alone. They +kept the sheet smooth under me, for I could not turn over. It was like +heaven to me, and after I had slept a little while, I opened my eyes, +and seeing Miss Milly bending over me, I purred and put out my tongue to +lick her hand. She kissed me with delight, and both of them caressed me, +saying, "He will live, and no matter how much trouble he is, we will be +only too glad to do for him." + +It was very true. From that day I got better slowly. I could turn over, +and the hanging skin and fur fell off; and they kept soft greasy +handkerchiefs on the wound till it closed over and healed. In two weeks +the fur began to grow, and soon I had as lovely a coat as before my +accident. + +Just one week did I keep good, because I could not help myself. Then, +one day, they went down to dinner, leaving me asleep on the lounge. + +I said to myself when I awoke, "This has lasted long enough; I will not +be an invalid longer." I crawled down and surprised them. They gathered +me up, and carried me back, saying: "You will not get well so soon if +you behave like this. We will close the door when we leave the room +after this, for we see that you are not to be trusted." + +It did put me back, but my one desire was to get about, and I was soon +able to. My shoulder was stiff, and it was a good six weeks before I +could walk about with comfort. I limped a little, but my mistress +laughed over it, saying it was an aristocratic limp--like some old +gentleman leaning on his gold-headed cane. + +It was due to the love and care of these dear friends that my life was +saved--another debt added to the long list of favors I received from +them. I hope my little book will be successful and prove how much I +loved and appreciated them. + +I have never been strong since my accident. There were internal +injuries, and I often have an inward fever and great pain. I keep it to +myself when I can, for if they find my breath feverish and my paws hot, +they are very anxious and dose me with aconite and sometimes oil. +Aconite I can take, but I do just hate oil. I act like a bad boy when it +is given to me. + +My misfortune had one bright side; it gave us nice neighbors. Very +congenial ones they were. + +When my mistress left me, to go in to tea that afternoon, they thought I +had followed them, and had not missed me. Two tramp children shouted at +the window, "Missus, your cat's killed! We seed a dog kill him." + +They ran out to question the children, but could get no satisfaction. +Then they called, "Daisy, Daisy!" all around the house and grounds; for +they could not believe I was lost. The children must be mistaken. + +There were some young people playing tennis on the Anchorage +grounds,--the Admiral's place opposite,--and they came over when they +saw Miss Eleanor and Miss Milly, and said they had seen the attack. They +said the loud barking of a dog and a scream from the girl who was +wheeling a baby carriage called their attention. They thought Daisy was +killed; they saw him move, but could not tell in what direction; they +said they did not believe it could be far off, as he must have received +his death wound. The dog was a fierce bulldog, and belonged to the girl +who had screamed. She had wheeled the carriage off quickly and called +the dog, who was howling and bleeding from the encounter. They said, had +they only been able to get a pistol, they would have shot the dog at +once; but no one dare interfere with an enraged bull dog. And they had +no time, for it all passed so quickly. + +They came over and very kindly helped in the search, going down cellar, +looking in the cold air box, and over the grounds. Where I could have +taken myself so quickly, they could not understand. After their dinner +they searched again--without success, however. + +The Admiral's charming daughter, with her friend from a neighboring +place, was very kind, calling the next day, trying to comfort my +distracted friends. + +It was after twelve o'clock before they went into the house; then they +could not rest, walking out on the piazza, or sitting in the bay-window, +and starting at every sound or shadow. Miss Milly said if they could +only give me Christian burial, she could bear it better. It was a night +never to be forgotten by them, and they loved me more, if possible, for +what they had suffered when they thought they had lost me. + +The young ladies I was soon quite intimate with. They brought ice-cream +and jelly to me, and beautiful flowers. Of course we understood it was a +delicate attention offered through me; in fact, it was using me as a +"cat's paw." We had nice times sitting in the porch or on the piazza. +They were so bright and chatty, talking about books they had read. I +could not read books, but I could sit on them and look wise, and I never +was known to scratch one. + +In the next house were two pet cats. One was Maltese, the other black, +with white breast and paws. They were very large and dignified. There +was one singular feature about them: both had double thumbs. After I +became acquainted with them I asked them why they did not join a circus +or museum. Oh, my! how mad they were, for they were very proud and +exclusive; and at first were very shy of associating with me till they +saw what nice company we had. They said they thought we must be poor, +for we kept no servant. + +I told them we were poor, but we did not judge people by their money; +that I guessed that so far as brains and culture and good breeding were +concerned, my mistresses could beat the neighborhood, if we did not keep +help. Then I pushed open the screen door and banged it in their faces. I +was so very mad I never looked at them for a long time, and kept on the +piazza at the other side of the house. + +I did forgive them, however, but it was after their pride had a fall. +The family, went away for some weeks, and the house was closed. They +left the small door in the barn open, and a heap of straw, with a +blanket over it, for them to sleep on. They engaged the man who cared +for the places around to provide them with milk and food; and he was +very faithful to them. + +How we did pity them! I held up my head and walked away when I saw them, +and Miss Eleanor said she did not think I could be so hard-hearted; but +I could not stand it when I heard a piteous mew and saw a sad face +looking at me, and I at once threw all resentment to the winds and went +out with them. + +After this they were in our house all the time. As soon as it was light, +over they would come, and wait till we came down to breakfast. They went +home reluctantly at night, and Miss Eleanor was so good to them she went +with them and poked up the straw and shut them in for the night. Miss +Milly would say to her: "Did you tell them a bear story? And did they +say their prayers?" Miss Eleanor would laugh, and say: "I did pity the +poor lonely things; they looked like the babes in the wood when I +covered the old blanket over them. Only I thought they had a good, nice +auntie instead of a wicked uncle." For, as you will see, I had been told +all these stories, or the boys had, and I listened to them. + +These cats were very nice to me. They would run up the trees and on top +of the bay-window to amuse me; for I could not run or climb very well, +though the next year, when we were out there, I could run with them very +easily. We had such nice dinners together; for I enjoyed sharing my good +things with them, and they were very nice about eating. They did not +snort and growl as some cats do, or pick for the best. My mistress used +to put down one large platter, and would give each of them the end, +while I had the middle. Each shared alike. + +We had a great deal of company. I enjoyed them all, particularly the +artists. I had an eye for color, though I could not make a telescope of +my paw and put it over my eye, exclaiming: "What perspective! What +color! What technique!" But I could open both eyes and see if the +pictures were true to nature. + +Many offers were made by the artists to paint my picture; but my +mistress refused them, saying: "Should I lose my Daisy, I could not bear +to see a picture of her. I should always carry one in my heart, and +would need no other." + +Our pleasant home we left the last of September, just when the autumn +foliage was in a blaze of color, giving us a delightful picture to +remember through the winter. We carried home some pine-cones for our +grate, and bright leaves to put in our vases--a very pleasant reminder +of our summer home. + +We made a pine pillow. I say _we_ because I pulled out the pine as fast +as they picked it. At last they were obliged to put me in the closet. I +climbed on the shelf and knocked down boxes till, in self-defence, they +released me. + +But the pine pillow was finished, and I had many good naps on it, +remembering those with whom I had played under the pines. + + + + +IX + +CAT TALES + + +I had always felt desirous of hearing the history of Topsy. My mother +lived one year in the house with her, on good, if not friendly, terms. +Her disappearance was a subject I pondered over quite often. Naturally, +having taken her place in Miss Milly's affections, I wondered about her. + +One day my curiosity was gratified. A friend, very fond of cats, who had +known Topsy very well, called. Miss Milly told her this interesting +story. + +Topsy was a Salem cat, and no one could doubt her being a real witch +cat. She was nervous, always on the jump, and "such a smart temper!" +Miss Milly said: "I had always been very fond of black cats, but it so +happened, though we had cats of all colors, we had never a black one, +till the arrival of Topsy. You know," she laughed, "I have always been +very proud of calling myself a Salem witch. I have a mole on my left +shoulder, and now that the black cat had arrived, I felt that I had all +the requirements needful to make a veritable 'Salem witch.' I believe +there is some superstition about a black cow, also; but one could not go +about leading a black cow quite as well as a cat, and I felt satisfied +that would entitle me to the name." + +This is the way Topsy came to my mistress: One summer evening a friend +drove up to the door with a basket of flowers. Miss Milly was pleased +with them, but when under the flowers a little fluffy ball revealed +itself, and when the little ball had brilliant yellow eyes, she was +delighted. She smoothed its soft fur, saying: "What a lovely kitten! Is +it for me?" + +As she asked the question, the kitten gave one spring and landed on her +shoulder, where she secured her position by sticking her sharp claws +into Miss Milly's shoulder. At every attempt to dislodge her, she +asserted herself with tooth and nail; having undoubtedly a claw hold, +she would never resign. + +This was Topsy's first claim on my mistress, and she made a slave of her +ever after. All the family were pleased with Topsy. The advent of a +coal-black cat into a family was looked upon as a very fortunate +occurrence. Such cats have always been singled out from all others as +associated with good luck. If one is driven from the house, it is +thought to bring disaster. + +In northern Europe the idea of prosperity is so associated with a black +cat that the owner of a new house often sends a black cat there, before +he takes possession, in order to secure good luck. The Egyptians called +the cat "Pasht" (their name for the moon) because her eyes were bright +in the dark. Of course I heard this from my mistress, and it is probably +more interesting to me than to my readers. Miss Milly said Topsy had +round yellow eyes, big enough to entitle her to the name of "Pasht." + +She was so like Mrs. Stowe's Topsy in "Uncle Tom's Cabin" that no other +name could be so appropriate. If standing on her head and fighting every +thing that moved, even a leaf, could make her like Topsy, she deserved +the name. She was full of life and electricity. If any one smoothed her +fur the wrong way, in the dark, sparks would fly, and a snap like a +fire-cracker would follow. + +We have a picture of her taken with the two boys. Karl has a great +sleepy creature called Daisy because he was white and black and had +green eyes. He is, as usual, asleep on the boy's knees. Will holds +Topsy, and his face wears a distressed expression, for she is tearing +and clawing him, trying to escape. + +Daisy belonged to Miss Eleanor. She brought him home one evening from a +friend's. She put him in a closet over night, Karl slept in his aunt's +bed, and just before morning she got Daisy and hid him at the foot of +the bed. + +When Karl awoke he teased for a story. Aunt Nellie bewitched the +children with her original tales of animals. She began the oft-told +story of the little pig family, when Karl said,-- + +"Hark! I hear breathing." + +"Nonsense," said Aunt Nellie; "perhaps it is the little pink pig." + +Pretty soon, however, the kitten had grown warm and comfortable, and +ventured on a louder purr than he had given before. Karl started up +saying:-- + +"Oh, stop! Aunt Nellie, I do bleevs it is a kitty." + +There was no longer chance for concealment, and the kitten was produced, +to the boy's great delight. When Willie came in from his mother's room +to ask for his story, the same fun was repeated. + +The children were very much pleased with him, and named him Daisy. Their +aunties remonstrated at one of his sex being called Daisy; but when the +children asked in an aggrieved manner, "Are there no boy daisies?" as +they were not able to answer the question in a satisfactory manner, he +was allowed to bear the name of Daisy. (There is no doubt that since +then they have decided that boys have as good a right to be called +Daisies as girls, for my mistress called me Daisy, and I like it.) + +Three years after Daisy came to them he disappeared, and they mourned +long for him, particularly because they thought a neighbor who disliked +cats had killed him. + +Topsy quarrelled with him and drove him about, but Daisy was sweet +tempered and bore it so quietly that Topsy despised him. She did not +love any cat unless she could fight with him. Topsy had a great many +kittens. Like many human mothers, she was not fond of taking care of her +children. She was very peremptory, cuffing them right and left at the +least provocation. She was a cat "Mrs. Jellyby," the Borrioboola-gha +mission being more to her taste than her home. She did not care to +chaperon sons and daughters into society, and she cast them adrift as +soon as possible. One kitten was always kept for her, and she never +seemed to miss the others. When she was ready to wean that one, it was +provided with a good home, without the least interest on her part. The +family were very fond of kittens, but dared not get interested in them, +for they could only keep two at one time. + +She had one beautiful little black one, and Miss Eleanor became so fond +of her that she decided to keep her for her own. She deserves another +chapter. + + + + +X + +LITTLE PEARL + + +Little Pearl was coal-black, with one little white star under her chin. +She was the only one of all Topsy's kittens that was black. Topsy did +show more affection for her than for any of the others. She had bright +yellow eyes like her mother's, and her fur was soft and glossy as silk. +She was very sweet tempered, and never would strike back, as her +brothers and sisters had done when their mother washed them, cuffing +them if they dared move. + +Miss Eleanor was devoted to little Pearl, but all her care could not +keep her. She died from some internal disease when she was about four +months old. She was a perfect skeleton, and her mother nursed her out of +pity because she could not take much food. + +One evening Miss Milly returned home from a visit, and on going to Miss +Eleanor's room saw something in the middle of the floor covered with an +apron. Miss Eleanor sat by the window, in great affliction. She lifted +the apron, and there lay little Pearl, looking just like a lovely piece +of sculpture. + +Miss Eleanor said: "I had her in my lap, when Topsy came in, and as she +seemed to be amiable, I laid little Pearl by the side of her. Topsy +began to lick her fur, and then she allowed her to nurse. But it was +only a feeble effort; her little lips fell away from her mother's +breast, and with one soft sigh little Pearl's short life ended." + +Topsy looked at her for one moment, then, with a piteous mew, she rushed +out of the room and never returned till Miss Milly found her, and, +taking her in her arms, comforted her. + +They took a strong pasteboard box and laid in some wool and a soft +handkerchief, and little Pearl looked lovely on the soft white bed. They +put geraniums and white flowers around her; for she had played often in +the fragrant beds they plucked them from. Then the box was closed up and +put in a back room till morning. They made Topsy keep an unwilling vigil +to keep away rats. + +In the morning they engaged three children belonging to a poor family +living near them to dig a grave. They came armed with shovels and spades +enough to dig many miles. Miss Milly said she worked harder as overseer +than she would at digging the grave alone. They were willing to work, +but ignorant of the way. + +It was a very pathetic sight,--a dark cloudy day, the sun obscured, the +wind rustling through the trees, and even the flowers drooped their +heads; Miss Eleanor, with the box in her arms, and Miss Milly with the +improvised grave-diggers standing by the open grave. + +Miss Milly held Topsy in her arms; but it was hard work, she made such +frantic efforts to free herself. At last she did escape, and ran up the +apple tree, and out on the branch that hung over the open grave. Here +she looked down on them, while they laid away her dear little kitten. + +After the grave-diggers had raked the earth over the spot, and received +their money and departed, Miss Eleanor and Miss Milly put fresh flowers +around it and a large pot containing a nice geranium in the middle. + +Topsy had come down from her perch and roved about the garden as if +possessed by an evil spirit. They had gone into the house but a short +time, when she trampled all the flowers on the grave under her feet and +knocked over the flower pot. Then she roved back and forth till she +found a neighbor's cat, with whom she had a feud of long standing, and +worked off all her sorrow in a free fight, where she proved the victor, +and at night she returned to the house just as composed as usual. She +never visited little Pearl's grave to their knowledge again. + +The house where the family lived was large and old-fashioned,--one of +the houses Salem was noted for at that time, long ago given up to the +march of improvement. It belonged to a wealthy sea-captain in the India +trade. Since his death it had not been cared for or repaired, and was +therefore within the means of a small family. The remains of his +extensive wine cellar consisted of a multitude of empty bottles. + +Topsy was very fond of this cellar. They often remarked that she +probably found kindred spirits of the past, for she always surprised +them with some practical joke on her return to the upper regions. + +One day, just at dusk a crash came that shook the house. The sound came +from the cellar, and on taking a light there, they found the floor +covered with bottles. Through some unknown agency, Topsy had moved a +shelf, and all the bottles had fallen to the floor. There she sat on a +barrel, looking on. If ever a cat delighted in a sensation, she did. + +Quite a young girl lived with them, to help the girl of all work. She +got the impression that the house was haunted. She said the doors would +fly open without visible agency, and the bells all over the house would +ring, and when she answered them, every one would be surprised; they had +not touched them. They explained to her that the wind moved the +old-fashioned latches, and the doors, being old, would fly open. +Possibly rats would move the bell wires and make them ring. It is +impossible to uproot a belief in the supernatural out of the mind of an +ignorant child. + +She said: "It is that black witch cat Topsy. She is an evil spirit. I +shut her up at night in the kitchen, Molly says she never let her up; +but there she is, upstairs, all over the house, during the night." + +They could not persuade her to stay, and after she left the mystery was +solved, as such mysteries almost always can be, in a very common, +matter-of-fact manner. Miss Eleanor said at the time that she thought +her room was the way Topsy came, though how, she could not say. + +One night, about eleven o'clock, being very wakeful, she heard a slight +scratching sound at the door. She sat up in bed and watched. She was not +afraid, for she was sure the mystery was about to be solved. Another +rattle of the latch, then the door opened wide, swinging back, with some +long black thing hanging from the latch. It was Topsy. She had jumped up +and knocked up the latch with her head, holding on the lower part with +her paws, and in this way had entered the room every night. + +Changes came to their home, and the death of their mother made a break +in the household. They moved to Boston and were perplexed about Topsy. +What could they do with a cat of her restless nature in a few rooms? +What could she do without a large house and garden to roam about in, +and, above all, how could she leave that cellar? The people who took the +house were very anxious to keep her, and at last it was decided to leave +her on trial. + +Miss Milly said, "After what we have passed through, as we are breaking +the last tie to home, one parting more we can bear." + +After a few weeks Miss Eleanor went down to see about Topsy. She had a +tale of woe to listen to. They said: "Topsy searched the house after you +left, and at night she caterwauled in the hall in the most fearful +manner, and paid not the least attention to us, when we tried to coax +her. She refused all food, preferring to steal all that she wanted. She +at last took to the cellar, and would not come up. We put food and drink +for her every day, and it was gone, so we supposed she took it." + +They said the night before she had made such a racket that it seemed as +if there were a dozen cats with her. They had that day decided to write, +asking what could be done with her. + +When they opened the cellar door, and called her, no answer came; but +the moment Miss Eleanor went to the door, and said, "Topsy," she flew up +the stairs like lightning, and into Miss Eleanor's arms, just like a +child. She held her so tight she could hardly remove her claws from her +shoulder. + +"This decides it. I shall have to take her," Miss Eleanor said; "and +indeed I could not face Milly without her, now that we know how unhappy +she has been." + +They loaned her a shawl, and in it she wrapped Topsy, who followed every +movement with her yellow eyes, though she kept as quiet as a lamb. Her +trust was perfect; she knew she had found her own. She made no trouble +on the journey by cars to Boston, keeping her eye on Miss Eleanor's face +out of one corner of the shawl. + +They were perfect slaves to her, keeping her in one room. Boarding was +not very convenient, even with a quiet, well-behaved cat but with her it +was a dreadful experience. She had come to Boston, a great and gay city, +and she did mean to see the sights. The very first Sunday she crawled +out of the window, though it was only open a very little; but she +squeezed herself out on to the balcony that ran around several of the +houses in that block, and Miss Milly went all over the street hunting +for her. Being a stranger, it was very hard. At last Topsy was found on +the balcony just outside the next house, all in a heap, and for once +well frightened. + +After Mrs. Rice and the boys came from the South, and they had a home, +she was very happy, and it was then my mother met her, about which event +I have already written. + +I did pity them; at the last, to lose her in such a manner was very +hard. + +Miss Milly was so sad after this that Miss Eleanor said she hoped she +would never tell Topsy's story again. Miss Milly would say, taking me in +her arms, "I never felt comforted till I had my Daisy." + +This pleased me, and made me very careful to do just as they told me to. +I was very glad I had heard Topsy's story. My opinion is, that the +witches wanted her and called her home. Very likely she rides on their +shoulders when they go through the air on a broomstick. + + + + +XI + +REMINISCENCES + + +I was suffering much from my shoulder just at this time, but we were +very quiet, and I enjoyed lying on the lounge or in their laps and +listening to the stories of the pets they had loved in their childhood. +Miss Eleanor would read aloud, and indeed (you may laugh if you please) +I could understand the nice things she selected. + +One day she found some of Martin Luther's sayings. He one day remarked +to his dog, that was growling, "Don't growl, little Hans, for in the +resurrection thou, too, shalt have a little golden tail." + +Miss Milly caught me up, saying, "Thou, too, Daisy, shalt go to heaven, +and have golden bells on thy collar, for thy tail is more lovely than a +golden one could be." + +"How absurd you are!" said Miss Eleanor. + +"Well, I do not think it absurd to believe we shall have our dear pets +in the hereafter; heaven would not be heaven without them. God has not +given them to us to love, without making provision for their hereafter. +We have no little hands and feet waiting for us on the 'golden shore,' +but little paws of all colors I know will be extended in welcome, and we +shall be happy with our own again." + +This comfortable doctrine suited me and made me very happy. Knowing that +I could not live many years longer, the thought of an eternal separation +from my loved ones would have been unbearable. + +I did try to be good and be a comfort to them, but often my good +resolutions were put to a hard test. + +My mistress had one young friend who detested cats. She was very +beautiful, and they loved her very much. She came to see us one day, and +after greeting them affectionately, she said as her eye fell upon me, +"Oh! have you got that old Tom cat now?" + +How I bristled up! But Miss Milly was equal to her. "Would you like to +have me speak of one of your children in this manner?" she said. + +"I should think not," replied her friend; "but this is only a cat." + +"And a cat that we both love as dearly as you love your children." + +My rage at being called a "Tom cat" knew no bounds; it seemed to degrade +me, and I thought to myself, "How can I avenge this insult?" + +One can always find a chance to do wrong, and mine came at once. I +espied her hat, gorgeous with feathers, birds, and wings, and brilliant +beading. To my great discomfort--for it was very scratchy--I seated +myself on the crown. I had no compunction when I heard the crunching of +the beads and feathers, as I bent them under me. They seemed to say, +"Tom cat,--indeed!" + +I sat there till I felt pride had been sufficiently levelled; and as I +chewed the delicate end of one of the expensive feathers, I felt that I +might (in vulgar phrase) call myself even with her. Then I went under +the bed, where I could with safety witness the impending tempest. + +I was not disappointed. Words are powerless to express her wrath. Had +her wishes been consulted, I should never have seen the light of another +day. + +When I saw how my mistress was distressed over my wickedness, my +conscience did prick a little, though I did not repent. I had been +called a "Tom cat," and for once I acted like one. + +The climax was reached when Miss Eleanor produced a box containing a +lovely wing and ornaments, and placed them where the broken ones had +been. She said:-- + +"I do not approve of such decorations. Were I young, I would never wear +anything that had been killed to pander to a foolish vanity. These were +given me to put with some flowers and grasses for exhibition. If you +will accept them in place of those our naughty pet has destroyed, I +shall feel we have atoned for his thoughtlessness." + +Accept! I guess she did, and in her heart thanked me for giving her such +a treasure, though she gave me a cross look at parting, which I returned +in full and longed to give her an etching. + +I was disgusted. I had been outwitted, as people often are when they +seek for revenge. It made me cynical, and I remained under the bed, +thinking of the wrongs that are beyond redress, going on daily. I said +to myself:-- + +"Just see! To gratify personal vanity how many millions of beautiful +birds are slaughtered! Innocent creatures that God made, just like the +lovely flowers, to make the world charming! And if a cat or any other +animal kills a bird or chicken, their legitimate prey, knowing no +better, they are called horrid creatures and hunted about just as if +they were murderers." + +They did not say anything about my naughty act; but I heard them (after +they had called me to come out, and I had not answered) say, "Daisy is +asleep." Then they laughed, while Miss Milly said: "Who could doubt that +cats can understand, if they had seen Daisy's face when he was called a +'Tom cat.' I believe he sat on that hat to show his indignation." + +All our friends were not of this order. One young artist was very fond +of me, and we were quite chummy. He was a great big fellow, with a thick +head of hair, and a mouth like a shoe-brush. I loved to see his teeth +gleam through when he laughed, for they were perfect and white as snow. +I did not like to have him rub his face over mine; it was like a +porcupine, while my fur and whiskers are as soft as silk. + +One day he had been fooling with me, and I gave him a good scratch. I +raked his whiskers well, making his lip bleed. After that he called me +his bar-ber-ous friend. Perhaps he thought I did not see the pun +intended, but I did, and the point also. + +I was rather sorry, and surprised. Somehow I thought his hair was like +grass, and I could claw it as I pleased. + +He brought me very nice catmint from his country home. Once he brought a +pasteboard box with "Daisy" printed on the cover. I was very proud of +that box, and always turned it over with the name on the top. He brought +us a beautiful pitcher called after the Emperor Hadrian. The style of +pitcher was taken from those found in his tomb. + +You will see I have a taste for history. There is no doubt, had I lived +at that period, I should have made wonderful excavations. Mummied mice +or rats would have had no mercy from my claws. + +My special interest in this pitcher was the beautiful white daisies it +was often filled with. The contrast with the blue pitcher was perfect. +He would bring in a bunch from his country home, and say, "Here, Daisy, +are your namesakes; they are for you," while I would pretend to smell of +them, delighted to make them all laugh. I would mount the table, and lie +down by the side of the pitcher very contented. + +My friend went to Virginia to sketch. He wrote word that he had planted +a large grove of catmint for me, and had called it "Daisy's Plantation." +Was I not happy and important! As Miss Milly said, I was a real +landowner. + +After his return, he went to Germany to study. In all his letters he +remembered me. I was just as much interested in his progress as his +other friends were, and enjoyed the photographs of his pictures he sent +home. + +In my opinion he was a great artist--better than the "old masters" they +talk so much about. The "young masters" are good enough for me. He +wanted to paint my picture, but Miss Milly refused, just as she had all +other offers of this kind. + +I did not like it, for I thought my friend would do me justice, and it +might make his fortune, if exhibited. I used to look in the glass and +pose, thinking what a lovely picture I would make. + +I say it, and I suppose you will say, "What a vain cat!" But how about +these society women (and men, as to that) who dress in velvets and +jewels, and exhibit their charms, and so much of them that it makes a +modest cat blush? What if they don't say, as I do, that they would make +a lovely picture, do they not act it? You will soon discover, if you +never knew it before, as you read my history of many cats, that animals +are often superior to the human race. + +My mistresses would often dress me and make me pose to please them, and +for the life of me I could not see why I should not be painted for the +benefit of others. They would tie a half-handkerchief on my head, the +point trimmed with lace just between my ears, the ends tied under my +chin. They called it a "Marie Stuart point." Whatever that might be, I +knew not. I afterward learned that she was a queen, and was executed. It +pleased my cat vanity to represent a queen. + +I myself performed all the tricks I could think of. One day, being in a +large armchair, I just posed, myself. I sat down, hung my two paws over +the arm of the chair, my head on one side, my "Marie Stuart point" all +right, the bow tied under my chin, my collar and padlock in sight, and +then and there I made an impression never to be forgotten by those who +saw me. As long as memory lasts they will remember me in all my beauty. + +My mistress fell on her knees beside me, calling me all the pet names +she could think of, while Miss Eleanor said, "If ever a cat lived that +could equal Daisy, that cat I would like to see!" + +I remained a long time in the same attitude, proud of my success. When +Miss Milly brought a little hand-glass for me to see myself, I did not +wonder they were delighted, and I wished they would let me pose for the +benefit of poor cats. I knew I could draw a crowd. + +I never would pose for those I did not care for. I tore off the +handkerchief as soon as they put it on, and taking it by the lace edge, +I shut my teeth on it and dragged it under the bed. After this they only +asked me to pose for my friends. For them I was very willing to do my +best. I enjoyed being called a "darling" and a "love" by pretty girls, +just as any boy would enjoy it. + +One friend of my mistress, a charming little woman and a real +philanthropist, was quite fond of me. She was the mother of my dear girl +friend, whom I introduced to you at my party. This good little woman was +a real friend to animals of all kinds, but she particularly loved cats. + +She told us one day when she came to see us about the cruel people in +her neighborhood who went away in summer, leaving their cats to starve. +She said she had the past summer chloroformed eighteen cats in the last +stage of starvation and too far gone to save. + +She had two lovely cats named Chico and Sancho. They had very beautiful +clear white fur and blue eyes. They were very bright, learning readily +many little tricks. They would turn a graceful somersault for their +food, and behaved at all times with great politeness. + +Chico had trouble with his teeth, and Sancho was in great distress about +it. This sympathy was almost human. When he found he could do no good, +he retired in deep distress to the corner of the room, where he +preserved a grave silence. The family dentist soon made matters right by +extracting the troublesome teeth, making both cats very happy. No doubt +Chico disliked him just as children dislike those who operate upon them, +even though the kindness is evident. + +Mrs. M. said, when she was telling my mistress about Chico, "Of course +you will have Daisy's teeth filled with gold when they decay?" + +"Certainly," Miss Milly replied; "and I would hold him while it was +done." + +For days after this I had no peace. Visions of doctors with horrid +instruments were ever before my eyes. I shut my mouth tight when any one +came in; and at the name of doctor I fled under the bed, where I +remained with fear and trembling, fearing my teeth were to be operated +upon. I could not clean and brush my teeth, but I got a bit of grass and +one of my catmint stalks, and sharpened my teeth on them, keeping them +as nice as possible, to preserve them. + +Last year I lost one tooth. It fell out without any pain, and I did not +miss it; but Miss Milly did feel so badly about it, and cried when one +of the family said, "Daisy is quite old; it is the beginning of the +end." + +Miss Eleanor was very indignant, saying, "If it is not 'the beginning,' +it is the end, of their visits here; we will not entertain such cruel +people." + +They were more careful of me than ever after this. They cut up my food +very fine, and I was very careful not to gnaw meat off of a bone, for +fear it would injure my teeth, and bring the "beginning of the end" +after me. Whatever that might be I did not know; but it was such a scare +to Miss Milly that I thought it must be some monster that would devour +me as soon as I lost my teeth. + +Our nice friend told us a great many stories about cats she had known +and loved. Her charming daughter, my girl friend, could make cats +perform tricks very easily. She seemed to charm them. There were +photographs of cats taken in every position, and they seemed to do just +as she wished, for she took the pictures of them herself. + +We had very few cats in our neighborhood, and I did long sometimes to +see one of my own old friends. I went out every day when it was +pleasant, and sat upon a high fence, where I could look into back +alleys, where the poor people had one or two miserable rooms, scanty +furniture, and probably very little food, and I noticed with pleasure +that in every one of these poor homes a cat could be seen sitting before +the small fire, an honored member of the family. I wished I could write +a check for these good-hearted people. It made me laugh; for who would +honor a cat's check? + +If I could talk, I know my dear friends would help them, if I could tell +how much they need it; but as I cannot, I must content myself with good +intentions. + + + + +XII + +CAT TALES + + +There is no doubt that cat lovers will be interested in the true stories +of cats that our friends related to us from time to time. I have them +all in my memory. If they can arouse a love of cats in the hearts of my +readers, this little work of love by one fortunate cat will accomplish +its purpose. + +Our friend told us a very wonderful story of a cat named Alexander. +There seems to be a fitness in his name; for he was, in my opinion, very +great. It does look a good deal like a "fish story," though I know it is +strictly true; for he was a Boston cat, and lived not half a mile from +our home. + +Alexander was a prime favorite with all the family. He was the master's +special friend and pet, while the mistress had a bird she was very fond +of and had kept a great many years. Alexander had been taught to respect +its rights, and ignored it as beneath his notice. + +They had bought a beautiful house at the seashore, reached by the boats +every hour or two from Boston. They closed their city house, and removed +all the family, including dogs, bird, and last, but not least, +Alexander, to their summer home quite early in the season. They went +down by boat, and, as one would suppose, neither dog nor cat could well +find his way back alone. + +Alexander was taken in a large basket; one of the most reliable of the +maids had charge of him, while the bird was taken by one of the family. +Alexander had in every way protested against this move. He walked about +the house, superintending the shutting up of rooms, with grave +displeasure. + +The dogs, bird, and the family soon settled themselves, and the new +place assumed an air altogether homelike. Alexander was restless and +morose, and the third day he was missing. They had noticed the stolid +air of disapproval with which he had gone around, looking with critical +eye upon the house and its surroundings. He avoided the side of the +house that faced the water, proving that he did not care for +sea-bathing, and the air evidently did not agree with him. + +They spared neither money nor trouble in searching for him. No clew +whatever could be found, and they mourned him as dead. They returned +early in September to their Boston home on account of illness in the +family. + +They had been at home only a few days, and the house had settled into +that homelike air so pleasant to returned wanderers, when one day, while +they were at dinner, Alexander walked in. He was the shadow of his +former self, thin, rough, and gaunt looking, the very fierce expression +of his eyes making him look like a stranger. + +He refused every welcome extended to him, looking at them with disdain. +He marched to a table, mounted it, gave one spring, and before they +could realize his purpose he put his sharp claws through the cage door +and killed the little pet bird. + +He looked around upon them all with an expression of satisfaction, as if +to say: "Now I am satisfied. You have enjoyed the company of your pets; +you have not been satisfied with going away and leaving us in our good +home, but you must have another. If the little fools you took with you +were willing to stay, I was not. You left me to wander, and I have taken +my revenge." + +The mistress was very unhappy at the loss of her pet, and demanded +Alexander's life in exchange--"a life for a life." Her husband refused. +He sympathized with her loss, but he stood by Alexander. The master was +the only one that cat would trust. He avoided all the other members of +the family, and never recovered his cheerfulness or his good looks. The +iron had entered into his soul. + +Where he spent the summer months remains a mystery. From the change +wrought in him, it could not have been in very elevating company. But +the question is, Where did he spend that time, and how did he get back +to the city? Is it not a convincing fact that cats know more than they +are supposed to? And if they are such intelligent beings, ought they not +to be treated with humanity? + +It is true they will be hunted and abused by bad children; but properly +taught, might they not be made nice playmates for children, even taking +the place of a nurse maid if trained to do so? It does seem right for +all animals to be studied and their good traits encouraged. + +Horses have been, ever since the world was formed, the friend and +patient slave of man. No animal has suffered more abuse patiently borne +than the horse. And now that the fools of fashion have presumed to +improve on their Maker's work, clipping them, cutting their tails, and +using the abominable check-rein, they are objects of pity to every +right-minded person. + +My mistress had a friend who often called to take her to ride. She had +been away, for a long time, travelling. On her return she came to see +us, and asked my mistress to ride with her out into the country. We were +very much pleased, for they both needed the air; and as she said she +would take Miss Eleanor the next day (the carriage holding only two), +there was a pleasant prospect for both of my dear friends, and I was +delighted, for they had stitched and stitched till I was nearly frantic, +looking at my sharp but useless claws. + +I could only express my satisfaction by walking around her, and rubbing +my head against her dress. She was quite pleased, saying, "Daisy has +grown more lovely then ever," and she patted my head with such soft +dogskin gloves, I did long to chew them. + +As Miss Milly prepared for the ride, her friend said: "Just look at my +new horses. Are they not beauties?" + +"These are not your horses!" exclaimed Miss Milly, as she looked from +the window. + +"Certainly they are," her friend replied, "and I knew you would admire +them." + +"I am sorry to disappoint you," Miss Milly said, "but I do not admire, +though I do pity these poor creatures. Is it possible that you had their +tails cut in such an absurd manner? And their heads held up so cruelly?" + +"Of course I did," replied her friend, while her face grew red with +anger; "and I mean to have their heads raised an inch every day till +they get used to it." + +Miss Milly untied her bonnet, saying, "Much as I need a ride, I could +never enjoy it, in sight of such cruel suffering. How could you do it? I +thought you so kind-hearted, when we were girls together, that I cannot +believe you have changed so sadly." + +"How absurd you are! I think you carry your old-fashioned notions too +far, and I must say you are very unkind to refuse to ride with me. Every +one has these things done, why should not I?" + +"You need not be cruel because others are; and I thought you had +independence enough to do as you thought right, regardless of the weak +and wicked who know not right from wrong. In your position, with wealth +at your command, you could set an example that others would follow; for +there are always those who are ready to do just as people in better +circumstances than themselves are able to do, no matter what foolishness +it leads to." + +"I hope, Eleanor," said their friend as she turned away from Miss Milly, +"you are not going to refuse to ride with me because my horses are in +the fashion, we all know Milly is a crank on such subjects." + +"And in this case, I fully indorse her," said Miss Eleanor. "It is cruel +to cripple such noble creatures and make their lives a curse." + +"Well," said the other, "I have had a lesson this morning." And tears of +vexation stood in her eyes. + +"My dear Laura," Miss Milly said, "just think that all we have said to +you has been in kindness, because we believe in your real nature. Let +your own heart speak for these poor creatures that cannot help +themselves, so wholly in your power." + +"And make myself a laughing-stock! No, thank you! I shall keep my horses +like other people's. I am very sorry not to take you to ride; it is a +real disappointment to me." + +"It is an equal one to us. We fully appreciate your kindness in offering +us a luxury beyond our means, here we recognize the Laura of bygone +years. Come some day with 'Brown Bess,' the nice horse you used to +drive, and we shall be glad to go with you." + +Laura looked very red and confused, and replied, "We did not bring her +to the city with us." + +They learned some time after that the good old horse had been sold for a +hack. My mistress was very indignant. She said she would have sold her +own flesh and blood just as soon as a faithful old horse. She said, "If +money hardens one's heart, as it has our friend's, we are better without +it." + +I mounted a chair and saw the carriage drive off, and I did pity the +poor horses. The foam fell from their mouths, and they pranced and +glared about in torture from which there was no escape. I was sorry my +friends had lost their ride, but I was very glad they acted up to their +principles. + +I looked at the very pretty little woman, sitting so quietly in her +carriage, and I said to myself, "If those poor tortured creatures should +run away and injure her for life, could she complain? Do not animals +have lessons of cruelty taught them every day? What reason have they for +being better than their owners?" + +I was sorry I had allowed her to pat my head. It brought on a fit of +indigestion, and I left my nice kidney; I could not swallow it. + + + + +XIII + +MY FIRST THEFT + + +Perhaps a confession of my sin may be a warning to others. I know it +will be interesting to my friends. It was in the house of the +"philanthropist" of whom I have written before in my book. + +One day when I went down for my outing I saw a door open that I had +never noticed before. It is a well-known fact that a cat never passes an +opening without looking in; they never leave a mystery unsolved if they +can discover it. + +The conditions were favorable, no one was about; "Oliver Twist" was out +of the way; so I just wandered in. It proved to be the store-closet, and +on a plate unfortunately near me, within my reach, was a piece of steak. +It was large, but I saw my opportunity. It looked very nice, just like +the steak our good doctor ordered for Mrs. Rice. She could taste but +little, while I could devour it all. Thought I, "This will be nice for +my mistress." So I just jumped up, and after several ineffectual efforts +got it in my mouth. By holding my head high I could just walk with it, +for it was long and reached to the floor. + +It was some time before I could get started, for I was all of a quiver, +starting at every sound, and in my hurry, tripping over it, getting so +mad that I said, "Hiss! hiss!" just where an old boy of the human kind +would have said something more to the point. + +Then came the greatest difficulty,--three flights of stairs to mount. I +had to rest at every landing, and when at last, breathing hard, but +proud and happy, I laid my offering at my mistress's feet, instead of +the delight I anticipated she screamed out, "Oh, Daisy, what have you +done?" I looked at her, amazed. "You naughty cat! Look Eleanor," she +said; "see! he has stolen this piece of meat. What shall we do?" + +"I am very sorry. Of course we can pay for it," Miss Eleanor said, "but +then Daisy has lost his character; they will never trust him again. Oh, +how could you be so naughty, Daisy?" + +I began to realize that my little offering had not been the success I +thought it would be. Why, I could not understand; so I just walked under +the bed, my place of refuge, and in high dudgeon reflected on my deed of +darkness, for such it seemed to be. Miss Milly had scolded me, Miss +Eleanor had reproved me, and I was very much provoked. + +Miss Eleanor said: "I will go down and speak about it. If you go, you +will be so provoked; if they speak one word against Daisy, you will not +keep your temper." + +I waited in fear and trembling, not knowing what would be done. She soon +returned, saying, "I have paid her for half a pound of steak." + +"Half?" said Miss Milly; "why, it could not be over a quarter, and old +steak at that." + +"I know that, but I would have no words with her. I simply told my +story, expressed my regrets, and asked what I should pay her, and gave +the money in silence and disgust. She remarked she always thought Daisy +was a sly one." + +This aroused a tempest of wrath. Having to pay twice the amount for a +piece of stale meat was nothing compared to her calling me sly. + +"Come out, Daisy," my mistress said; "I know you are sorry, and did not +understand how wrong it was to take that steak!" + +I did not go out for a long time. My feelings were hurt at the injustice +I had suffered; and I was very dignified. My mistress took me in her +arms, saying:-- + +"My dear kitty, I know you did not mean to do wrong; but to take +anything belonging to others that is not given to you is stealing, and +people are punished for it--I do believe," she said to Miss Eleanor, +"that this dear cat got that steak as much for us as for himself." And +she gave me a hug. + +Then I could no longer control myself. I could not speak, but I got up +and put both paws around Miss Milly's neck and licked her face. She was +quite overcome, as she said: "I will never forget that you did this for +me. But you now know what stealing means, and must never do it again." + +And I never did. But oh, how good that steak did taste! I had heard it +said that "stolen fruit is sweet," and I found it so. I had worked hard +over it, and I enjoyed it. + +I was not very unhappy that my mistress had to pay for it; for I had a +friend who gave me pennies enough to buy all my extra food, and I said +to myself, "She can take the money from that." So that afternoon I went +to the table where my little tin bank was kept, and just pushed it off, +and out came the pennies. + +The noise aroused my mistress. How they did laugh, saying, "Daisy is +paying for her meat." But they put them all back and kissed me, saying I +was a very honorable cat. I wished I could speak and ask my mistress if +that "philanthropist" was a church member. If so, did they allow +extortion? + +I think "Oliver Twist" was a free-thinker, for he seemed to grasp +everything as his own, recognizing no law; certainly he did not favor +our church. Perhaps, like the cat that a smart boy tried to sell, she +represented the belief of the person to whom the boy offered her. When +this enterprising boy had offered his cat to a member of every other +denomination, he came to an Episcopalian. He was asked why he called her +an Episcopalian, when he had just said she was a Baptist. "Oh," he +answered, "but her eyes are open now." + +I think "Oliver Twist" and his mistress were born with their eyes open. + +This little item has run in my silly head ever since Miss Eleanor read +it. + +I must tell you before I forget it about the friend with the +high-stepping horses. It was not quite six months after her visit to us +that I wrote about that she was taken very ill and sent for my mistress +to come and see her just before she died. She said to her:-- + +"Milly, I have never known one moment's peace since you gave me such a +lesson on my cruelty to my horses. I seemed to realize, after you had +spoken, just how foolish I had been in following a wicked fashion. My +husband has promised me that Aunt Mary shall have them, and she is so +devoted to animals she will never allow any abuse. Though I cannot +restore their tails, they will be made comfortable. Old Mike, her +coachman, will make them happy if any one can. I realize all they +suffered, and think I deserve to lose all I misused so thoughtlessly." + +Is not this an illustration of the good one brave word can do? If my +mistress, fearing to offend her wealthy friend, had not spoken, the poor +horses would never have been released from their suffering, and the +conscience of her friend never awakened. If every one who is witness to +an act of cruelty would remonstrate against it, there would be some +chance of reform. + +Many people say, "It is no business of mine if people ill-treat their +own animals." But it is the business of every one with Christian +feelings to speak for the poor dumb animals, for they cannot speak for +themselves. Children, if taught when young, would never be cruel. + +Miss Eleanor saw a little boy carry three little kittens into a lot +where a house was being built. The boy was sent on this cruel errand by +his mother. Their cries made Miss Eleanor's heart ache, and she had +decided to go over for them and see what could be done to keep them, +when a poor woman came along, who could not turn a deaf ear to their +piteous cries, but went to them. They were so glad to see her, she said, +though she was poor, she could not leave them alone. Miss Eleanor gave +her some money, and the woman said she would find them good homes. + +This is only one instance of what is going on day by day. Is there no +help for it? + + + + +XIV + +RELIGIOUS ASPIRATIONS + + +One ambition of my life has never been gratified. I have always had a +desire to attend church. I have never been able to understand why +restless children, who have no understanding of sermons, who are +wretched when obliged to keep still, and are only kept quiet by a +promise of something nice or a threat of punishment, should be taken to +church and the family cat left at home. + +What if we _do_ sleep all through the service--we have a precedent for +it. How often we hear people say, "Mr. So-and-So might as well have +remained at home, for he slept all through the sermon," or, "Mrs. +So-and-So had to pinch herself to keep awake. She dare not sleep, +fearing to crush her new bonnet." + +If we can believe all we hear, ministers all have voices "like old cows" +or "dying calves." They never speak plain, and deaf people remain at +home rather than look like fools when they cannot hear one word. Cats +hear all these speeches, and wonder why they cannot go and judge for +themselves. I know in our church, with the boy choir singing so lovely, +one could not sleep. + +When I was young I brooded over this question. I did want to be a +Christian cat, and, like most ignorant people, I thought I could not be +good unless I went to church. Of course I know better now. I can be just +as good at home. Like all young things, I wanted to try my wings and see +a little of the world. + +Karl and Will were choir boys, and I was very proud of their voices. I +did not understand why I could not march in the processional, right +behind Karl and Will, even if my voice was not trained to sing. + +I thought it all over, and out of a multitude of thoughts came forth an +act. Not one of the "Acts of the Apostles." Had it been, I might have +been successful. + +One Sunday I made up my mind to try my luck. I had a hearty breakfast, +washed myself all over, and cleaned my nails, for I had heard that +"cleanliness is next to godliness." I did not mean that in my cat +vocabulary there should be one such word as "fail." + +I hid myself when Karl and Will were ready for church, and after they +had left the house I crept out after them. I followed them on the +opposite side of the street, without being discovered, when, just as I +was feeling sure of the situation, a dog must needs bark and make for +me. + +Karl and Will turned around, and then my church-going was ended. Before +I could run away Will caught me up in his arms and carried me home. + +I was very angry over it, and refused to be comforted. I wished I had +been a heathen; then they would have taken the trouble to convert me. I +tried to find a rat to kill, and crept all around the cellar. But no; +rats must not be killed on Sunday. I was very unhappy. Six days of the +week I could do very well, but oh my, the _seventh_! + +That day was a poser to me. All the family had gone to church. What +could a poor cat do? I could not sleep, and, to cap the climax, a plate +of beans and a saucer of milk had been put out for me, in case I wanted +something before they returned. + +Now I love my beans Saturday night and Sunday morning, but to be +expected to make a dinner of them, in place of the nice little lamb +kidney that was served up for me every Sunday, was adding insult to +injury. + +I dragged the beans out on the floor and threw over the milk saucer; +then, as I could do no more mischief, off I went in a huff to look out +for their return home. + +I did feel a little ashamed, for I remembered that Karl could not get a +kidney. The man at the store told him they were all sold, adding, "If +that cat of yours will not feed on anything but kidneys, he will die of +kidney disease." It was not their fault, and I did feel mean. + +Every Sunday Karl and Will studied their lesson. They would sit at the +table with their books, while I had a hassock in front of them, with my +little Bible open on it. Here I would pose for an hour, with my paws +folded on the open book, looking from one to the other, for I loved them +dearly. + +This Sunday I would not look at my book. The boys tried to make me, but +were obliged to give it up. I behaved just like a bad boy, running after +imaginary balls, jumping over the hassock, sitting on the Bible, till at +last Will said: "I will call Aunt Milly. We shall never get our lesson +if she does not take Daisy away." + +This did not please me. I just picked up my book, and when my mistress +came in I was sitting at my hassock, my claws clasped over my Bible +(though it was upside down), looking as innocent as possible. + +All this naughtiness because I wanted to be a choir boy and walk in the +processional with the rest of the boys. I think it would have been +better if they had taken me to church. + +One thing always gave me great pleasure: I never could tire of cat +stories. I think it may be a help to the understanding of cat nature if +I give the most interesting ones for people to read. + +With the horrors of vivisection and other cruelties practised upon +animals, it is time for them to assert themselves. Even a cat's voice +may be heard. Children can be taught to respect the rights of animals if +their parents will interest themselves in their dumb servants. + +My mistress met two very nice ladies one summer while in the country. +They were cat-lovers, and gave many nice anecdotes of cats they had +known. I will tell you one I particularly liked. + +A friend of theirs had a great many cats, and as their number increased +she felt the necessity of giving up some of them. She found homes for +all but one; and one day, when her friends were visiting her, she asked +them if they would take the cat and drop her near some nice house, where +they had no doubt she would soon make a home. It was not a very pleasant +commission, but they could not very well refuse. + +Pussy had evidently heard their conversation, for she tried to hide from +them. She was very quiet, never responding to their coaxing, covering +her face with her paws in great sorrow. They drove many miles into the +country before they could think of parting with her. + +At last a large and finely situated farmhouse attracted them by its +homelike aspect. It was a low, rambling house painted red, and the barns +and outbuildings were in keeping. Everything looked inviting. The large +kitchen-garden at the back of the house seemed just the place for cats +to enjoy. An opening in the trees gave them a glimpse of a small stream +meandering through the country, reflecting the rustic scene in its clear +depth. + +"Here," they said, "we will leave her. Surely no one in a place like +this could turn away from a poor cat." + +They coaxed her, and in spite of her clinging to them, put her down very +gently. She stood like one dazed. Then she turned and surveyed the house +and its surroundings. She looked long at the clear, bright water, as if +in deep thought. She then looked up at the sky, and after giving them a +reproachful glance, she walked slowly toward the river. Reaching it, she +paused one moment, then deliberately walked in. Twice she rose to the +surface, then the waters closed over her forever. + +They could make no effort to save her. Knowing cats' strong dislike of +water, they had no idea she would go near it. It was, they said, a clear +case of suicide. Homeless, friendless, and wretched, she preferred +death, even in the element a cat usually dreads, to seeking a new home. + +The people were very unhappy about it. They said they felt like +murderers, and never had believed before that cats could think and +suffer. They said that they should ever after do all they could for +animals, particularly cats, in atonement for their share, though +unintentional, in the death of poor pussy. + +It made me appreciate the care I had had all my life, when I heard such +sad stories of cats. + +Cats are fond of mischief, and I fear I never thought of the sorrow I +should cause when I saw a good opportunity for fun. + +We made a visit one summer in a family where the old grandfather, from +Vermont, was spending a few weeks. He was an original character, and we +were entertained by his quaint speeches and his old-fashioned manners. +He thought Boston was one of the biggest and wickedest places in the +world. I was the only one he seemed to be at home with, though I never +could tell why, for I disliked him from the first sight I had of his +horrid little eyes, with a real wicked expression, and his flesh looked +just like an over-baked apple. + +The wonder of all to me was his head, which was the part I could not +understand. It was covered by uneven, red-brown hair, with no seam in +it, and it looked just like a cocoanut. + +He ate so loud I thought some one was choking, and when I walked over to +the side of the table and looked in his face, I found he was eating with +a big knife so fast it made me wink. This increased my dislike of him, +and I refused all his overtures to make friends with me. + +He said I was "a proud critter." He guessed lots of time was spent on +keeping my fur so nice. And "as to that trinket on my neck, it was too +fine for a cat." + +One day I solved the mystery of his head-gear. I chanced to peep into +his room,--as no place was sacred from my investigation,--and I saw +another old man, his head as bare as the bed-post. When he said "Pussy, +Pussy," I fled in alarm, but not before I had discovered that it was the +same old man minus the top of his head. It was a wonder to me, and I +never rested till I found that head-gear. They called it a wig, but I +called it a "bird's nest." + +Then I made up my mind to investigate it. Soon my opportunity came. All +the people had gone to ride, and I was making a tour of the house, when +loud breathing convinced me my old man was at home. Bad cat that I was, +I just followed the noise, and sure enough, there he lay, flat on his +back, his mouth wide open, sound asleep. + +Of course I climbed up and looked into his open mouth. Another discovery +I made: he had not one tooth in his head! And the wind and spray that +covered me, from his open mouth, satisfied me with a brief +investigation. + +On the floor, by his side, lay the bone of contention, the brown wig I +had speculated on so long. I grabbed it, and carrying it into a corner, +inspected it thoroughly. Then I clawed it a little, and at last seated +myself in it. Something about it acted like a narcotic, and in this +uncomfortable bird's nest I fell asleep. + +I dreamed that I was sitting under the piazza, when I heard voices. One +of them said: "Why should not cat's fur be used for wigs and bangs? Gray +hair is so fashionable." + +"Oh," replied a young voice, "think of Aunt Sally with a maltese +front-piece, and Grandpa and Uncle Jim with tiger-cat wigs!" + +"Well," replied the first speaker, "if it were the fashion, we should +like it. That great, pampered cat belonging to those two big-feeling old +maids would make nice wigs, for his fur is as soft as silk." + +"Yes, and that long tail of his," said the young girl, "would make a +beautiful tippet, with a squirrel's head on it." + +"But," lowering her voice, "if Brother Rob was here I would get him to +coax him off, and get his skin. It would make a beautiful rug for my +room." + +Just then a shout awoke me, and the old man on the lounge also. He +fought wildly for his wig. Dazed by my dream, I sat blinking my +half-open eyes from one to the other. They were just screaming with +laughter at the sight I presented, seated in Grandfather's wig. + +Miss Milly took me out rather roughly, I thought, and smoothed it as +well as she could. The old man looked on in surprise, muttering, "I knew +that durned critter was up to mischief." + +After it was combed out and put on right, the old man, conciliated by a +good dinner that he loved, invited me to a seat on his knee in token of +his forgiveness. I declined the favor with scorn. Sit on a knee covered +with corduroy when all my life I had been used to broadcloth? _Never!_ + +My dream troubled me very much. I am a superstitious cat, and believe in +warnings. So I kept close to my mistress; for in every one that +approached I saw an enemy ready to despoil me of my beautiful fur coat. +Though I am a good judge of human nature, as silent people are apt to +be, I never had that confidence in people, that makes life so pleasant, +I had felt before my dream. + +When we left for home, Grandfather Tomkins said to Miss Milly: "You had +better give that great critter to me. He would like my farm to run about +in, and I have taken a liking to him." Then he added, with a sly wink at +me, "He can sleep in an old wig I have at home." + +I trembled at the thought, and hid in the folds of Miss Milly's dress, +as she said, "Daisy is just like a child to us; we could never part with +him." + +"Well, well," he said; "I believe the critter knows all we say." + +I was glad enough to see the last of that place. I preferred one room +and no companions but my own friends. These uncongenial people had given +me a good lesson. + +I was more careful about running away, for when one has a fur garment to +protect, suspecting every one of a desire to make wigs, front-pieces, +tippets, and fur rugs of it, he has a great care. I only wish I could +tell my dream to my friends, but it is a great consolation to write it. + + + + +XV + +CAT ANECDOTES + + +I have never been particularly fond of poetry; it has always, with a few +exceptions, seemed to me to be "wishy-washy." + +One day when it was quite dismal and rainy, Miss Eleanor said, "This +little poem of Tupper's is a real protest for the future life and +immortality of animals." + +Of course that great big word was a poser, but after a time spent under +the bed and a great deal of stuttering I mastered it. Then she read +these lines, and I must quote them because they may influence those who +never have any mind of their own, and depend on other people's opinions, +to believe that cats have an after life. + + "Are these then made in vain? + Is man alone, of all the marvels of creative love + Blest with a scintillation of his essence? + + "To say that God annihilated aught + Were to declare that in an unwise hour + He planned and made somewhat superfluous." + +And then she read the story of the poor wretch whom no one followed to +the grave but his faithful dog, who walked so mournfully behind the +hearse. + +Yes, I could understand and see it all, and when Miss Milly wiped her +eyes, and Miss Eleanor's voice grew tremulous, I had to wink and sneeze +several times to conceal from them how deeply I was touched. + +And I know all that I care to about funerals. When I hear the roll of +carriages, I mount a chair and look out of the window, and feel so sorry +for them, remembering how I felt when they carried away our dear one, +and left me alone all day, sitting in her easy-chair. And when I see +that dreadful vehicle called a hearse, I am thankful that cats do not +have to ride in them,--above all, the little white hearse. It does look +just like the circus cars that I have seen pass, and the first time I +saw it, I looked behind for the elephant, and the other beasts I had +always seen in their train. + +It makes one a convert to cremation. If I had the question to decide, it +would be cremation for man and beast. + +I hope women will excuse me for not mentioning them first. We fall into +the bad habit of speaking of man only, as if men were the only ones +worth a thought, but it is a question no one can answer, "Where would be +the men, were there no women?" + +I think the heathen custom of burning wives on the funeral pyres of +their husbands a good one. It would certainly help dispose of some of +the "surplus women" men are so exercised about; for if the widows were +all disposed of, there would be a chance for the single ones. And if +there were no divorces, no second marriages, then how careful husbands +and wives would be of each other, if they knew the survivor would have +to do escort duty on that last, long journey, to the one death had +marked for its own. + +Perhaps all this is too deep for a cat, you think. Well, perhaps it is; +but then, cats can't help thinking of all the abuse heaped upon them and +the unjust remarks on their habits and ways of living and having their +children: and I ask, in the name of slandered cats, why is such judgment +passed on them? They are not married, so are not unfaithful, and they +are not divorced. While they live with another husband they have all the +children that God allows them, and they take care of the little ones +till they are of an age to look out for themselves. + +Now I hope it will be handed down to posterity that one cat who has +himself lived a blameless life has dared to compare the morality of cats +with the morality of human beings, who are supposed to be so much more +intelligent, and are bound by the laws of the land to be honest and +virtuous. + +Please don't say, "This cat knows too much," for I will tell you +stories, and true ones, too, that will make you believe in the +intelligence of our race. I feel sure my cat stories will be +appreciated; for in a large company of strangers, where all are sitting +around in grim silence, just let some one have the courage to tell a cat +story, and the ice is broken at once. This "one touch of nature" makes +them all grin. It is the "open sesame"; like a hydra with never ending +heads--they spring up. As soon as one is finished, another begins. The +heads all have tails (or tales) of cats they have known. One is +surprised at the wonderful revelation of how deep a hold the household +pet has in the hearts of those who love him. + +My mistress had another story from the same lady who told her the last +one I related. It was called, "A Confiding Cat." In 1877, says a writer +in "Nature," "I was absent from Madras for two months, and left in my +quarters three cats, one of which, an English tabby, was a very gentle +cat, an affectionate creature. During my absence the quarters were +occupied by two young gentlemen who delighted in teasing and frightening +the cats. About one week before my return the English cat had kittens, +which she carefully concealed behind the bookcase in the library. On the +morning of my return I saw the cat and petted her as usual. Then I left +the house for about one hour. On returning to dress, I found that the +kittens were located in the corner of my dressing room, where previous +broods had been deposited and nursed. On questioning the servant as to +how they came there, he at once replied, 'Sir, the old cat, taking them +one by one in her mouth, brought them in here.' In other words, the +mother had carried them one by one in her mouth from the library to my +dressing room, where they lay quite exposed." + +I do not think I have heard of a more remarkable instance of reasoning +and affectionate confidence than this in an animal. I need hardly say it +gave me great pleasure. The train of reasoning seemed to be as follows: +"Now that my master has returned, there is no risk of the kittens being +injured by the two young savages in the house. So I will take them out +for my protector to see and admire, and keep them in the corner where +all my former children have been nursed in safety." + +I think it a lovely story. Some will say, because the cat was an English +tabby, "So English, you know!"--in a sarcastic manner; but I say as the +old man did, "Nater is nater." And a true mother cat will fight for her +own, whatever nation she belongs to. I wish all professional people were +like this cat's master. + +And I do think our colleges would do better to confer the degree of +"B.A." on cats and dogs than on many of the brainless creatures made in +the "image of their Maker." There is where the resemblance ceases, +"image" is the only indication. + +If some of the students would expand their hearts by defending poor +abused animals, it would be much more for the benefit of society and for +their own development than rowing and kicking as they do. They kick +enough between the ages of one and ten to last a lifetime. And I would +like to ask one question more, while I am about it: Is there one man, +woman, or child who can play ball equal to a cat? + +I hope the time will come when doctors will just as soon use the knife +on their children as they now do on poor animals so completely in their +power. I believe they will have to suffer for every case of cruelty +offered up on the altar of that scapegoat called "science." God who made +the victim will require atonement. + +In my humble opinion, if all the stories told of them are true, it would +be no loss to the world or their friends if science could be benefited +by the cutting up of a few doctors' and ministers' children. Perhaps by +exposing their hearts (while they suffer the agony that poor animals do +while under these operations) they might get at the root of wickedness +and hardness of heart that seems to be inborn in them; and thus improve +the morality of the coming generation. It would be no loss to society to +sacrifice a few of them. + +I can tell all the professors, and possessors too, that there is no +earthly use in using a cat's or dog's heart or liver to decide what +causes diseases in human beings. They are no more alike than fire and +water. The hearts of human beings are not enlarged by kindness, and are +hard from their own wicked natures, while their livers would be well +enough if they indulged in proper food and drinks. + +A cat's heart is tender and kind and gives love for love; and her +liver--well, that is all right; she probably keeps that in good repair +by a moderate diet of liver. And if a cat should have disease of the +kidneys, why, "a hair of the same dog"--you know the old saying--will +cure it, and a good diet of kidney will counteract the disease. + +Of course doctors would scorn such a suggestion from a cat; but it might +work in the case of their patient as well as in animals--only a doctor +who dares order the plebeian diet of liver or kidney would never prosper +unless he gave a foreign name to them or smothered them with a title. +But just think of it. Do you often hear of the poor laborer with either +of these diseases? He has liver instead of turkey, and kidney instead of +chickens, and if he is not killed by some modern improvement, he is +likely to live forever. + +I offer this without the least expectation of a fee. I am no M.D. or +D.D. I am "a Daisy"; but my eyes are open, and although I have green +around me I am white. So if any one says in a sarcastic manner, "she's a +daisy," I shall not be green enough to take it to myself in their sense, +but just remember that "it takes a rogue to catch a rogue," and feel +happy in my superiority. + +While I am moralizing I might as well give my readers the benefit of it. +Why are not cats used as barometers? It would certainly save much money, +and Blue Hill Observatory would be a good outlook for the weather-wise +cat, and she would make an able assistant without a salary. Just observe +her movements as the earlier generations did, and there is no doubt the +weather notes will be correct. + +As early as 1643 an old book was published which says of the cat: "She +useth to wash her face with her feet, which she licketh, and moisteneth +with her tongue. And it is observed by some, that if she put her feet +beyond the crown of her head, in this kind of washing, it is a sign of +rain." If a cat scratches the furniture or frisks around more than +usual, she is said to be "raising the wind." + +Cats are sensitive to air, full of motion and electricity, which seems +to put them in good spirits; while a warm lifeless atmosphere makes them +languid. + +Sailors are as a class very superstitious in regard to cats. Their +family, when the father, son, or brother has gone on a voyage, watch the +family cat to know about the absent one. If a cat sickens or disappears, +it is looked upon as an indication of the illness or death of the absent +one. A sailor's family will make a pet and companion of the family cat. +The cat that chances to go to sea is just worshipped by all on board the +ship and is the real captain. + +There is another little story that comes to my mind just now, as +illustrating how much a cat notices and remembers. The cat in question +was called Ole. Why, or wherefore, I cannot say. Perhaps he was a +Norwegian, from the name, or his ancestors may have been Norwegians. He +lived in Syracuse, New York, perhaps he was named for that most perfect +musician and gentleman, Ole Bull, as people have a craze for naming +their children for celebrated people, and they often name their pets for +them. There is no doubt that animals do greater credit to their names +than pampered children. + +The cat called Ole was a great favorite in the family where he belonged. +He had his place at the table and was very fond of his master, following +his every movement when carving, with great interest. Even though he +craved what was being carved, he never made a movement to hasten his +dinner. Subsequent events proved he had not watched in vain. + +One day the daughter of the family was attracted to the dining room by +the loud and peremptory calls of Ole. She opened the door, and there sat +Ole in his master's place at the head of the table. The large mat for +the meat platter to rest on he had drawn in front of him, and on it lay +a large rat. + +The satisfaction with which he greeted her was evident, and he purred +forth his delight at having provided and served up a game dinner. It +proved that he had thought about the etiquette of the table. Having no +platter, he had taken the next best thing, the mat, where the platter +usually rested. + +It is needless to say Ole was more petted then ever, though people, when +told the story, would say, "How wonderful!" but behind their backs would +say they guessed it was a fish instead of a rat that Ole had caught. But +I believe in the rat. A cat detects and despises shams. + +A friend of my mistress said that in a country house where she was +visiting they had an open fireplace in one of the rooms, and one of +those very absurd gas-logs. + +The family cat walked in one day, and, going over to the rug, prepared +to have a delightful snooze. But she no sooner approached the fireplace +than the idea of the sham fire arrested her. She gave one resentful look +at her mistress and walked out of the room. She never went into that +room again, preferring the reality of the kitchen fire to an elegant +sham. There is very little danger that a cat will ever be deceived after +she has had the chance to investigate. + +If the ravens and birds were half as bright as Pussy, the best gotten-up +scarecrow in the field would never cause them one moment of disquiet or +the loss of one good meal. She has such quick ears that even the moving +of a leaf in the wind or the creak of a window is enough to bring her to +her feet ready for an encounter. + + + + +XVI + +CAT PRANKS + + +What pleasant memories I have of my early years! How could I be other +than a very happy cat, with a home so pleasant, and dear, kind friends? +With the boys to play with, and everything to interest me, I have +nothing but loving words to say on my own account, and I feel more +anxious to try to help the cats who are not appreciated to homes and +friends like mine. + +With all my advantages, I must admit I was at times a great trial to +those who loved me. If a boy had behaved as I did, it would have been +called the "old Adam" in him. And with me I suppose it was the cat old +Adam. I was full of life and fun, and a great hunter of everything that +moved, from a leaf that rustled in the breeze to our natural enemy, a +mouse. + +I was very smart at the business of hunting, and the rats and mice that +I destroyed I cannot tell. I wish I had kept an account, but when young +I did not know the value of a journal and account book. It would be a +real pleasure to me now, when memory is often treacherous. + +I was never allowed to worry or torment them, though I had the desire, +as every one has, to torment or worry something. Miss Eleanor would put +her hand around my throat gently, but it would force open my mouth, +making me drop my victim. Then it was at once killed. + +One day I chased one under the bed. I knew it had received its +death-blow, and I wanted to go in and worry it occasionally. My mistress +did not know of it; she was not in the room at the time. + +It was just about tea time, and I expected a scene when it should crawl +out, as I feared it would. It was behind a box, and I could not move it +or get at it with my paws; but I scratched on it with my claws to assure +it of my presence and make it tremble. In this way I kept it all the +evening, and I did dread their going to bed. I was so sleepy, it made me +cross. They went to bed, and I fell asleep with a guilty conscience, for +I knew it would be a dreadful fright to them if the mouse should appear. + +It must have been the middle of the night when a loud scream awoke me, +and they both rushed out of the bedroom, saying, "It is a mouse! It +walked over the bed!" Before they lighted the gas I had pounced upon my +prey and finished it. + +Miss Eleanor took a cloth and pulled the mouse out of my mouth and threw +it out of the window. I was real mad with them both, and got up on the +table, where I never was allowed to sit, and knocked down a beautiful +little basket that Miss Milly kept flosses in. The three parts of the +basket separated, and all the little bags and balls rolled about on the +floor. I poked them under chairs and in corners, and at last my +mistresses were obliged to go to bed, leaving me with my playthings. The +moonlight favored me, and I not only chased the bags and balls, but I +tried to chase the moonbeams. I caught the playthings, but never the +moonbeams, and I wondered why. + +The next day they talked seriously to me, but I did not care one bit. I +washed my face all the time they were talking, and ran under the bed +when they wanted to comb me. I chewed the red bow they had tied on my +collar till it was black, and it tasted horrid. They did not scold me, +for they were afraid I had poisoned myself with the red dye. + +Miss Eleanor found in her book an antidote, and Miss Milly gave me the +dose. She had a hard time of it, for I spit out the pellets as fast as +she gave them to me. That did provoke her, for I knew how to swallow +them as well as a child would know. She took me, and, opening my mouth, +she dropped them down my throat and held my mouth till they were down. I +coughed and fought to get them up, but it was of no use. When Miss Milly +was determined on a thing it just had to be done. + +I lived through that scare, and have chewed ribbons of all colors since +then without harm except to the ribbon. It was very naughty, I know; but +if I got mad, I would chew up my ribbon to provoke them. + +Another wickedness to record. Like all young cats, I loved to run away. +This was before I was stolen that Christmas time I have already written +of. Every day I would go out in the yard and hide, and I now remember +with great thankfulness how wonderfully I was spared. Poor cats +disappear, leaving no trace behind, and I am fortunate not to have been +one of them, and I understand why my mistress was afraid to trust me out +of her sight. I would hide on the ledge of the fence in the next yard +and then peep over to hear them call me. + +They would scrape two knives together to call me in to dinner, when we +were visiting or when we had the range of the house. Of course I +responded promptly to the call, as cats, like children, are always ready +for a square meal. But of late I had discovered their little game. There +was no dinner; they scraped knives to get me in. They deceived me at +first, but not for long. + +Now the back of the houses on our street faced the back of the houses on +the next street, with a long alley between. At the windows of the +opposite houses there were young men who were interested spectators of +this little by-play. Very soon they were not content to be only +lookers-on; they wanted to take part, and soon they appeared with +knives, and then a fearful scraping was heard, and the cries of "Daisy, +Daisy" resounded through the alley. + +I never turned my head or let them know that I noticed them, for I was +very much ashamed of the sensation I had caused, and I crawled home, +crestfallen enough, to meet the reproachful glances of my dear friends. +They had not dared to appear on the scene. After that I went home +without being called. + +I was more provoked because these were the very young men who had thrown +bottles, old boots, and bootjacks at the cats that assemble nightly to +talk over their trials and give an open-air concert occasionally. Were +these young men asleep as they ought to be, not just returning at +midnight from some junket, they would be willing to believe in the +doctrine of "live and let live." + +These cats have no homes, no nice beds, and often they have empty +stomachs; and if they console themselves with a social meeting, and end +in a musicale, who can blame them? They certainly do not have empty +bottles to dispose of after their meetings, as these young people do; +and there is no uncertain _note_ in _their_ voices when they let it +swell out on the midnight air. If it reaches a high C, it is not a "high +seas over," as the young men's voices often indicate. + +Another proof of the superiority of the animal over the human race. A +cat may often be sitting on a beer barrel, but there _never_ was a cat +known to have the contents of one inside. + +There are many shams in the world that cats would scorn to practise. Now +I am, perhaps, about to shock some people by airing my opinion on +"family worship." I can hear you say, "How irreverent!" Not at all. Just +please read the many so-called bright speeches of children in the +newspapers, where they hob-nob with their Maker just as if he were a +boon companion. + +I have heard my mistress quote, "Thou shalt not take the name of the +Lord thy God in vain." I never have, and it makes me shudder to hear +children so flippant with the sacred name. And I will never believe that +cats or dogs could be taught (even if they had the gift of speech) to be +profane, as the poor parrot is. They have an evil eye, and may not be to +blame. + +One year we boarded in a real country farmhouse,--at least, the master +was a farmer; but the family were trying to find some more genteel name +for the business and the place that had so long supported them. + +It was a nice, old, rambling house, with quaint little nooks and angles +where I could hide. The kitchen was very large and low, and the +outbuildings so ample that I often lost myself. + +The hay-loft was very bewildering, and after I had once climbed up I +felt like the travellers my mistress loved to read of--very proud of my +exploits. + +They had a great yellow cat called Tabby. Now I did hate yellow, and of +all weak names I think "Tabby" the weakest. But oh my! "What's in a +name?" Sure enough, she was just the reverse of her name. Although she +was not "my style," I could not, in that lonesome place, afford to pass +her over. + +After a time she became quite friendly with me, though at first she had +resented my style, as she called it. She evidently thought I was a cat +"Astor or Vanderbilt," with my collar and padlock,--that "bete noir" to +all cats that I met. They confounded it with the ropes of pearls and +strings of diamonds that society women pawn their souls for; but when I +explained to her that it was an inexpensive badge, with the name +engraved on it so that my friends could recover me when I got +lost,--that it represented their affection instead of their +dollars,--she, like a sensible cat, realized at once its use, and +admired it, saying it was very becoming to the aristocratic bend of my +neck. After this I did think she was a cat with good judgment and +exquisite taste. + +When she saw how delighted I was with her kittens, she allowed me to +play with them all I cared to. They were all colors, and the loveliest +little creatures I ever saw--four of them. They looked upon me in the +light of a bachelor uncle, and were after me all the time. They grudged +me the night separation, for my mistress would not allow me out of her +room at night. + +I was very clumsy with them at first, as old bachelors naturally are, +but soon took them in my arms as deftly as their mother did. I was +delighted to have them run after me and kick and bite me. I felt sad at +first that I was denied this pleasure, that no little ones of my own +would ever play about me. But, when Tabby told me her sad tale, I no +longer regretted I had been spared so much sorrow. + +She said when she saw them happy and loving to all around, she trembled, +for she knew at any moment they might be taken from her. She said she +had tried to hide her other kittens in every corner she could find, but +it was of no use; they were all sacrificed. + +They were delighted to play with my collar and padlock, and they +scratched it so badly that my mistress said that if I was going to allow +myself to be used by the "Scratch Grabble" family as a plate for their +etchings that I had better go without a collar. + +Go without my collar! Perish the thought! I would tie a blade of grass +around my neck rather than go undecorated. Daisy without a collar! The +idea! + +The family allowed Tabby to go out and in as she pleased. She had plenty +of food, and was treated kindly for her usefulness, for the rats she had +killed counted into the hundreds; but petting was beyond their +comprehension. + +The father of the family was a big, jolly old man. His only fault was +his piety. Now do not misunderstand this remark, for I have been brought +up to respect true religion, but I do hate bigotry. + +The farmer's wife was a large, red-faced woman, and very nervous and +fussy. Her husband said, "Marier wanted to be a big bug." This gave the +true key to her aim in life. She wanted to be fashionable. + +They had only two children. The elaborate headstones in the neighboring +cemetery where I had rambled gave the names of several children they had +buried. And after I had known them a little while I believed, with +Tabby, that the best part of the family were represented by the +tomb-stones. They fought with each other continually, and their chief +fights were during family worship. + +The girl, Bessie, was fourteen years old, very fat, big-eyed, +big-lipped, with tousled head; always in one's way, and disagreeable in +the extreme. + +The boy of twelve, red-headed, freckled, and full of mischief, was much +better than his sister. Bob, as he was called, had one marked +individuality--that was his appetite. I never saw that boy without his +mouth full, and his pockets were a storehouse to draw from. + +Their table manners were dreadful. As there were only two other boarders +besides ourselves, the family were all at the table, and we had a chance +to see them in all their glory. The food was of the best and well +cooked; but oh, the way it was eaten! + +The breakfasts were enough to make any cat sick; for when the last +mouthful was swallowed, a greasy, ragged Bible was produced. As my +friends said, though they did not approve of the manner in which it was +conducted, they did not think it right to turn away from family prayer, +and of course I remained with them and rather enjoyed it. + +The daughter was made, by the payment of a weekly sum, to read the +Bible. She gabbled off a chapter taken from any part of the book she +chanced to open to first. + +Bob was making faces and kicking her all the time under the table. Once +in a while his father would take him by the ear, but not often. A loud +yell of "Lemme alone!" was not a pleasant accompaniment to a Bible +reading. + +Then the father made a prayer. It certainly was only for his own +benefit, for no one could distinguish one word he said. Then the +children, after a long wrangle, engaged in a boxing match, the father +and mother taking no notice of them unless called upon by one or the +other to decide their dispute. It was very embarrassing to all but those +concerned, and the boarders very gladly returned to their rooms. + +Just as it was getting furious and exciting, my mistress took me away. +She said she did not care to have me demoralized; but I was provoked, +for I wanted to know who was the victor. + +They were very much disgusted with the whole performance. Miss Eleanor +said, "Why cannot people read one nice selection for the day, and a +short prayer that will comprise all that one need ask for, instead of +making such wretched exhibitions as we have just witnessed?" And we all +agreed with her. + +It seems an insult to one's Maker to gabble over prayers, with one's +mouth full of food. It seems much more appropriate to ask a blessing +before one sits down to the table than after. + +It seemed to me real fun, a family circus; but then, I respected my +friends' opinions, and knew that their view of the situation was right. +I told Tabby what I thought of it, and she said, "It is a long time +since I have attended their family prayers, and I will never listen to +them again." + +One morning she said: "Bessie and Bob had a fierce battle at prayer +time, interrupting their father several times. When he had finished, he +cuffed them both, and it ended in a real row. Then the mistress, who +never could be just to any one, provoked with her husband for punishing +the children, and angry with them herself, turned her wrath on me. + +"'It is time Tabby's kittens were disposed of,' she said. + +"'Yes,' the children yelled; 'lemme, lemme do it!' + +"But the father interposed, saying, 'No cruelty shall be practised in +my house.' + +"Oh, how frantically I tried to claw open the door and get at my +kittens! Not that I could save them, but perhaps they would kill me with +them. + +"The master took me and shut me into the closet, where I fell down +broken-hearted. I mewed and mewed, for I knew I should never see my dear +ones again. I could not sleep, my breasts ached from the milk that +belonged to the poor little victims, and I spent the most wretched day +of my life. + +"Early in the afternoon Biddy, the servant, released me. She looked very +sorrowful at me, and tried to make me eat some dinner, giving me a nice +plateful. I could not swallow, and went out to the barn, though I well +knew I should not find my children. + +"A feeble mew greeted me, and I found, in place of my five beautiful +kittens, only one. They said the prettiest, but they were all lovely to +me. + +"She was a light gray and bright as a button. She was so glad to see me, +but looked surprised, as if she thought I would bring her brothers and +sisters with me. + +"I lay down exhausted, while she nursed, and I could feel the four +little lips (that were now cold and stiff) on my breasts, and I felt too +wretched to live. + +"I was in a real fever for several days, but she nursed me all she +could, and I got better. She was soon bright and happy, frisking about, +and grew large and very handsome. I did not take any comfort in her, for +I knew she would soon be taken from me, and a hard life begin for her. + +"Can you wonder that after that morning's experience I never wanted to +hear of family worship? If it does not teach them humanity, what is it +good for? And if, as they read, God is so mindful of the sparrows, why +don't he remember poor cats? Tell me that, will you?" + +I did not answer her, my heart was so sad, and I wished I could speak +and ask my mistress that same question. I comforted poor Tabby all I +could. I said perhaps God lets these people do these things for an +example to others. She scoffed at the idea as she asked, "Why did he +make us?" As I could not tell, I answered meekly, "I do not know." + +I expected every day these innocent creatures would go. Oh, how I did +feel! Rash thoughts of taking them and hiding them in Miss Milly's +trunk, filled my mind. I wanted to save them. + +"There is no use," Tabby said, "we cannot fight against the mighty. All +that I can do is to make all the noise I can in the world. I join all +the cats around and speak in all the meetings. 'Anarchists' probably +they would call us, but we do not care. We caterwaul and scratch and +steal, just as human beings in our situation would take to drink. And I +would ask, who is to blame? We did not learn this of animals. We learned +it of Bessie and Bob and the good, pious people where we live." + +I found I could do no good. Tabby was an eloquent speaker when the +wrongs of her race inspired her tongue; and my heart beat, and my claws +went out and in as I longed to fight for our down-trodden race. The +whole barn would have been a battle-field strewn with the bodies of +rats, could I just at this moment have encountered them. + +When we left this place, my mistress said: "We will never go to a good +quiet place again. We will take our chances with the multitude." I fully +indorsed this resolution. This experience had made me a more thoughtful +and a sadder cat, for the sorrows of animals preyed upon me. Had not the +thought of writing this book entered into my mind, thereby opening the +eyes of the thoughtless, and helping expose the wrongs of our race, I +could not have existed. + +How I hated to leave the dear little kittens, they were so fond of me, +and ran after me when my mistress took me in her arms to carry me away. +The woman told them that they were all promised to friends. They would +have good homes; that was why she had kept them so long. + +Miss Eleanor talked to her beautifully about their duties to dumb +animals, but I knew it would do her no good. + +After we were in the carriage, Miss Milly said she felt very sad to +leave such dear little playful creatures, particularly as I had taken +such a liking to them. She said she could not bear to think that they +would go into new homes and be tormented by bad children. + +Miss Eleanor said she had often seen children squeeze kittens, their +soft little bones almost crushed, in their strong hands; and if they +dare scratch or bite in self-defence, they were called bad-tempered and +abused. + +"There is nothing we can do to help them," they said, "but speak for +them when we can, and always save them from cruel hands when we can do +so. It is the duty of every man, woman, and child to speak for the dumb +animals who cannot defend themselves." + +I did not wonder Tabby was hopeless when Miss Milly said she saw no +chance for cats or dogs either. If people who profess to love them are +afraid to speak up for them, what is to be done? + +Dogs and cats are not always enemies. They can be taught each other's +rights, if their owners will take a little trouble. I will give you an +illustration in favor of this theory. + +A friend of ours owned a little dog named Friskey, and a cat she called +Flossy, because she had soft fur, like silk. + +They were very fond of each other. Flossy would lie down with her head +on Friskey, making a pillow of him. + +Their mistress taught him to beg for food; and after watching him +awhile, Flossy took her place by his side, assumed just the same +position, and begged. + +They were very good to each other about sharing their food, furnishing +an example children would do well to imitate. + +They were both of them fond of candy, and one day their stock had melted +away, and only one little sugar ball was left. It was very hard. They +had each tried to break it, but finding that impossible, they took turns +in sucking it. Friskey would wait patiently till Flossy had sucked it +till she was tired, then he would take his turn, while she would rest +and watch him with a happy expression on her face, saying plainly, "Is +it not nice?" They licked and licked, but it did not seem to grow +"beautifully less," and lasted them nearly one week. + +They used it as a ball, and would run after it and then refresh +themselves with a lick or two and then start again. Their owner said it +was the most ludicrous sight she ever witnessed, they were so happy with +their ball. + +The mistress said one morning Friskey was in great tribulation, hunting +for their ball of candy. Flossy hung around her, mewing till she got out +her work-basket. Then Flossy made one dive and clawed out from the midst +of cottons and silks the beloved ball. Friskey barked and wagged his +tail, while Flossy licked it, and then gave it to him. She said the +inside of her basket was rather sticky, and she told Flossy she must +find some other hiding-place. + +At last, that ball was reduced to such a sharp skeleton of its former +self that fearing they would choke over it, she took it away and gave +them some fresh candy. But she said: "One day, they had a gumdrop, and +Friskey could not get it off his teeth, they were buried so deep in it; +but Flossy licked and clawed till she got it off. That beat all the +other pranks." + +Now, how long would two children have kept that ball of candy? I would +like to ask. If their teeth had not demolished it the first hour, the +family hatchet would have been used, and a free fight have followed, +over the fragments. + +Friskey would lie down, and his master would put Flossy in his arms just +like a child. They were very devoted to each other, though Friskey did +not like other cats, and was very jealous of Flossy. He seemed to wish +her to have no friend but himself. As she was a social little creature, +and a "cat flirt," he had many heart-burnings. + +Friskey came to a sad end. He was run over by a fast team and had to be +chloroformed. Flossy was very unhappy about him. They said she acted +just like a widow, and, probably, like most widows, got another admirer +in his place. He was buried down in the garden quite a little distance +from the house, and Flossy was often seen sitting on his grave. + +The family thought it very pathetic, but there were others, people who +like to destroy our best illusions (whom no one likes or cares for their +opinions), who suggested an explanation of the interesting fact, by +saying that a catmint bed was on each side of Friskey's grave, and +Flossy went there for the catmint. + +I do, for my part, hate to be disenchanted when I have indulged in a +little bit of sentiment. I do not believe any one ever thanks the person +who turns the poetry of life into prose. + +My solution of the story is, that Flossy had often played with Friskey +in that very catmint bed, and she went there to recall pleasant +memories. I have a right to my own opinion, and I know I am very +strange; but then, it would be a very stupid world if there were no +variety. + +I had a singular thought the other day, and it will do no harm to tell +it, though I do not care one pin whether others agree with me or not. I +think my mistress is original, and I know I am like her. My idea is +this: I have heard the stories of Adam and Eve and Noah's Ark--indeed, I +was brought up on Bible stories. + +Now my thought is this: When Adam and Eve left the garden of Eden, there +were two of their dumb companions whose hearts were sad for their master +and mistress. They said, "We will not let them go alone." And when Adam +and Eve left the garden, a dog walked by his master's side, and a cat by +the side of the mistress--faithful in their misfortune. + + + + +XVII + +THE STORY OF FREIDA + + +My mistress was not silly about me. She would say: "I am perfectly +satisfied with Daisy, just as God made him. I do not presume to improve +what he has made perfect. I do all I can to bring out his good points, +and leave the rest to nature." + +Then she told me the story of "Adonis." His mistress had his ears +pierced and gold earrings put in them. He wore them at home only. + +That cat did suffer for his mistress's vanity, and I could not help +wishing she had been the victim; for one day a lady called, bringing +with her a pet dog. She said, "My dog has a lovely disposition, and will +not touch your cat." + +She had not calculated on Adonis having a temper, and the consequences +were disastrous. Ever since his ears were pierced, Adonis had been +fretful and snappish. His beautiful earrings were no pleasure to him, +for he could not give them a pull without making his ears sore. + +When he saw this pampered dog in his very home, he arose in his anger, +and flew at the little pet in great wrath. Of course the dog retaliated, +though frightened almost out of his skin. The result was, he tore out +one of Adonis's earrings, making a long slit in his ear, and got repaid +by having his own eyes almost scratched out. + +His mistress was well paid for her cruelty in decorating her cat in this +foolish manner. From a loving, happy cat he was transformed into a +cross, quarrelsome creature that no one could love. + +Then she cast him off and got a new plaything, this time a dog, all +covered with bells and ribbons, that she could take around with her. + +Poor Adonis was suffered in the house, but left to the servants, and his +nice quarters given to the dog, while he was left in the kitchen, where +his high temper made him disliked, and his torn and swollen ears made +him an object of derision. + +My mistress would say: "Never, Daisy, shall you be made miserable by +such foolishness. People who treat animals in this way are not their +real friends; they use them selfishly as a decoration for themselves +when they might make them intelligent companions and sincere friends." + +That there are many good people who appreciate animals, the stories that +I have given you will prove. The story of Freida is an instance, and I +can vouch for its truth. + +Freida was a nice cat, aristocratic and refined in her ideas. She +inherited her name from a Danish relative of her master, and brought the +old home days back to memory. + +She had a very beautiful home not many miles from Boston. It was a large +house, and was called "The Mansion." It had a cupola where Freida could +go up and overlook the high hills and see the gilded dome of the State +House quite plainly. + +Then there was the stable, and a beautiful flowerbed in front of the +house. + +It was rightly called "The Mansion," for it stood alone, surrounded by +beautiful trees, and looked down with dignity on the smaller houses +around it. + +Freida was a very happy and fortunate cat. She had a kind master, and +her mistress was very lovely and good. She was a very dear friend of +Miss Milly, and was born in good old Salem, and, like all the people in +that bewitching place, she thought a home was not perfect without the +family cat. + +All this would have been very delightful, had not a great change taken +place in this charming home. But then, there would have been no story; +for Freida's life would have been just like that of other cats, pleasant +but uneventful. + +The good mistress fell ill and was ordered a change of air, and a voyage +to Europe. + +I know how I felt, for I wanted my mistress to go abroad; and when her +friend sent her a card decorated with wild flowers and edelweiss from +Chamonix, I was just crazy to see this beautiful place that she wrote +about so charmingly. + +I was very wicked, I fear, for I got the card off of the table and sat +upon it. I said to myself, "It is just as nice to sit upon the picture +flowers as it would be to have the real ones." I thought how nice it +would be to go with my mistress, for I was sure she would take me with +her, and then I could run up and down the mountains just as I pleased. + +When she took me on her lap, showing me the card, and told me how many +miles of ocean separated her from her friend, it made me shiver at the +thought of crossing it. But then, in her arms I would not be afraid to +go to Jericho. I do hate water; there is too much used on me when I am +washed, and I wish I could be washed with land instead. + +All this is not telling about Freida, whose story I started to tell you. + +The beautiful house was closed, and Freida was taken to the home of her +mistress's brother near Boston. Two of her sisters, who were very fond +of Freida, were there, making it homelike for her. But for all their +petting she was homesick. They were obliged to keep her very close, for +fear she would run away. + +She was a great care to them, and one day they missed her, and on going +to the furnace they saw a strange sight. A fluffy ball was turning over +and over in the ashes, and on drawing it out they found it was Freida. +She was almost suffocated, but the master, a charming man, just like his +sister in kindness of heart, went at once for a doctor. He said they +must take her where the air could blow over her, and also give her +brandy. + +Her tongue was hanging out of her mouth, and she was a wretched +creature. They worked over her for hours, and then the sisters brushed +off the ashes and tended her as kindly as they would a baby. Soon she +looked as nice as ever, and that cat never tried cremation again. + +It proves how good and kind people can be to their dumb friends. + +Poor Freida! she was destined to die in a violent manner. She returned +to her beautiful home only to meet her fate. + +The man who carried groceries to the house had a very gentle and kind +horse. Strange to say, a friendship sprang up between Freida and this +nice horse. She was always on hand to greet him every day, rubbing +against his legs and showing her fondness for him in many ways, while he +would put down his head for her to caress. It was a very funny sight. + +One day when the man came out he turned the wagon quickly, and it +crushed over poor Freida, breaking her back and killing her instantly. +The man was very much troubled about it, and he said, after that, the +horse would try not to go up the hill. + +She was buried near the place where she was killed, and they all mourned +for her, and still remember her with affection. + +They have a cat now called Frity, a dignified creature, but no cat will +ever take Freida's place. + +My mistress said that when she was visiting there she felt as if +Freida's spirit was around, and at night she could hear her voice +mingling with the voices of the pines. + +How much sorrow we could save our friends if we could speak! People +think cats cannot understand and read character, but they can; and they +know the true from the false very quickly. + +We had rooms, at one time, where everything was satisfactory, and the +landlady said she was very fond of cats; for my mistress would tell the +people of whom she engaged rooms about me. + +This woman was very nice to me before my mistress, but I could not like +her at all. And my instinct was right, for when I went through her +kitchen, to go out for my daily airing, she looked "daggers" at me, and +said, "Scat!" + +I was so provoked I walked just as slow as I could and held up my head; +but she came at me with her dishcloth, and as I did not care to be hit +by that dirty thing, smelling of fish, I swallowed my pride and ran +away. She slammed the back door after me, and called me a "pampered +brute." + +I dared not show my head again for a long time. I was cold and hungry, +but I had faith. I knew I should be looked for; and, sure enough, both +of them came to hunt for me, the woman of the house with them, all +smiles. She said: "Poor Pussy! Did it want to come in?" + +I just glared at her. I wanted to say, "_It_ did not want you to let +_it_ in." I thought the treatment bad enough; but to be called _it_ +broke the back of my belief in her. + +I kept out of her way; but one morning she saw me coming in from the +kitchen, and drove me upstairs with her duster. My mistress saw her, and +was very indignant, though she did not say anything, but she never let +me go down alone after that. + +This woman had a little step-son. She kept him in from play with his +friends on Saturday afternoons, to get his Sunday-school lessons, and he +just hated her and the lessons, as a matter of course. + +I used to play and chase my tail as if I did not know what it was, to +divert his attention, for I did pity him. He was pleased, but it made +him forget the long, tiresome answers. So I gave up trying to amuse him, +for I did not want him to be punished. And when, after all my sympathy, +he pulled and pinched my tail, I said, "He is a chip from the old +block," and left him to his deceitful step-mother. + +I felt very glad that, with all their sorrows and wrongs, cats never +have step-fathers or mothers. It is better never to have known your own +father than to have one who is always bringing you a new mother. And I +guess, after all, there is just as much morality among cats as there is +among human beings. + +Sometimes there were days when I could not contain myself. I wanted to +run and fight, and send forth my voice just as other cats were allowed +to. The Bohemian blood my poor mother suffered from was answerable for +this state of feeling. + +At this time we lived in a flat on the fifth story of a very high +building. It was a very small place, but we were passing through sad +reverses just then, though I could not understand, else I would never +have added to their trials. + +Miss Milly would go away every day, and when she returned at night, +looked so white and tired, it made me very anxious. Though she petted +me, and called me her greatest comfort, she did not play with me, and +her brightness was gone. + +After she had gone in the morning, Miss Eleanor and I would go about and +attend to our little work, and then, when she would sit down to mend the +boys' clothes, she would take me in her lap and talk to me about their +troubles. + +The boys had both found places, and were working very hard and away all +day. + +We were lonesome. The kitchen had a large window, and outside there was +a long wooden box made on it, and here the janitor brought fresh earth +every few days, for it was my garden park and hunting ground. It was my +only outing, for I never went down over the stairs. When I went out +there, I was so near the sky that the earth seemed very far away. I did +long for a run over the green grass. + +Miss Eleanor, when it was pleasant, would take me up through a boxed-up +stairway to the top of the house, where I could run a long time. It was +very large, for the building covered a great space, and was gravelled +over like the street. A very high wall surrounded it, so there was no +chance to run away. + +One night I could not sleep. I was possessed to go out. The window of +our bedroom was open, and I got out into the gutter and walked along. It +ran around the building and was very narrow, and I half drew back. Then +I said, "Courage!" and went on till I reached the corner where the +pointed tower cut me off. Then I realized my situation. I could not turn +around in this narrow space, and I closed my eyes in horror. I dared not +look below, the distance was so great. Above, the beautiful stars seemed +to look down on me and my wickedness. + +How sorry I was! No one could see me, a little gray speck, way up so +high. I remained there till the morning light gave me a little courage. +I tried to think of good things, and I remembered about the little +sparrows that God cared for, and I trusted he would not let me "fall to +the ground" for my dear mistress's sake. + +She had suffered so much I did not want her to have the pain of losing +me. So I just shut my eyes and turned very slowly and painfully, with +many slips and strains; but my face at last was turned homeward. Then I +cowered down with real vertigo. I could not take one step; but soon I +braced up and crawled along till I reached the bedroom window, where I +was safe. + +The delight of my friends may be imagined. They had hunted everywhere +for me, and Miss Milly had had almost a nervous fit, for she said: "He +has fallen down and has been dashed to pieces by this time." They did +not go to bed, and were waiting for the morning light to search the +building. + +Of course I was very much ashamed, though it proved how much they loved +me. I promised myself I would never try them again; and I was frightened +when I realized what a narrow escape I had had. + +Then I enjoyed my good breakfast, washed myself thoroughly, and getting +into my nice basket, slept all day. + +But there are moments now when the horror of my situation overpowers me, +and I always hear with pity about the men who mount the high buildings +and church steeples. And I never, though I am a patriotic cat, desire to +go to the top of Bunker Hill Monument. The picture of it satisfies me. +It makes my head spin, and I have vertigo of the mind; just to think of +it makes me lose my head. For a cat to lose his head is a serious +matter. We might spare a piece of tail, but we need every bit of the +head. + +That reminds me of a cat of Miss Eleanor that really lost half of its +tail. Her name was "Persimmon." + +The family all laughed at Miss Eleanor for her romantic idea, and very +soon the name degenerated into "Sim"--a much more appropriate one for +the wild and homely creature who answered to it. She was one of Miss +Eleanor's many pensioners. Somehow the mean-looking and abused always +were those she selected for pets. + +After they had in vain tried to find a home for Sim, she at last settled +down as one of the family, to the disgust of their old and well-bred +cat. + +Sim had no manners, and was not in the least degree sensitive. She was a +dirty white, with pale greenish eyes; and a dark shadow under them gave +her a weird aspect. Miss Milly said the dark shadow was "ashes," but +Miss Eleanor said it was the "shadow of deep thought." More people, +however, believed in the ashes than in the thought. + +She would crowd herself in where there was no room for her; and after +the loss of her tail, she was more determined to assert her position +than before. + +It happened in this wise: Sim had a very high temper, and in a quarrel +with a bigger cat than herself she was vanquished. In trying to run away +she climbed the fence. The cat following could only reach her tail. It +was a long one, and she struck her claws into it with such force that +she nearly tore it off. Sim went about, for a few days, a sorry object, +till it fell off. The remains of it only measured about two inches. + +She exhibited herself on the front doorstep whenever any one called, in +an unblushing manner. A friend of my mistresses, a professor of music, +asked what kind of animal she was, saying he had never met just her +like. + +At last she made herself so disagreeable that the mother said they must +dispose of her. They felt badly, but their mother's decision they never +questioned. + +Sim was put into a bag and given to two boys of kind and reliable +natures, who promised to care for her very kindly. She was taken to the +Juniper, and drowned. The boys said they would take a boat out into deep +water and drop her in. The society with the long name had not then been +organized, and dear good Dr. Angell had not entered upon his life-long +work of protecting animals, so this method of getting rid of them was +thought the most humane. + +The children had been sent to Beverly, to their elder sister's, to spend +the day, and their mother hoped by her cheerfulness to make them forget +the cat. + +About five o'clock they returned home, and on going into the sitting +room who should they see but Sim, or Bobtail, as she was called, sitting +by the fire, washing her face. + +Their mother laughed at their surprise. She said the cat was taken away +at ten o'clock, and at four she saw a shadow on the window and heard a +loud mew, and on her opening the door, Sim walked in. She fed her, and +since then she had spent the time washing herself--a thing she never was +willing to do. + +It was too late, however, for her to reform. The mother had decided on +her fate, and she was doomed. + +"I shall see the next time that it is a sure thing," their mother said; +"as to her return, we must investigate that matter." + +Later on, the boys came in. They were not told of Sim's return. They +were not exactly untruthful about it, but evaded the true story. They +said, when asked how far out they had taken her, that they could not get +a boat, and had got rid of her on the rocks. + +"Are you sure she is dead?" asked the girls. + +"Dead? I guess so! Dead enough!" they both answered. + +"Then here is an instance of one returned from the dead," said Miss +Eleanor, bringing in Sim, who yelled and scratched as soon as she saw +her would-be executioners. + +Their faces were a study. "Is it Sim?" they asked in such real +astonishment that no one could doubt them. + +"Now, boys," the mother said, "you have deceived us; but we will listen +to your story if you will tell the truth." + +With shamefacedness they said they did not mean to be deceitful; they +really believed she was dead. They took her down to Juniper, and while +they were trying to find a boat she had burst open the bag and run off +over the rocks. They followed her, and she disappeared under a rock into +the water. They heard a splash, and waited some time to make sure that +she was gone. It must have been a stone that fell in, while Sim escaped. +They were very honest in telling their story, and they were forgiven and +received their money, though the mother decided to attend to the +business in her own way. + +When, some days after, Sim was missing, no one asked any questions, +believing that everything had been done for the best. + +But how that cat found her way home is a question no one could ever +answer. The boys carried her down in a wagon. The Juniper (now called +the "Willows"--a famous Salem resort) was about a mile from the home she +was taken from. It is a rather crooked road for one to remember. She +probably hid herself and followed the boys at a distance. My opinion is +that Sim just used her wits, and thought it out as we all do, and +followed the trail of the wagon. + +It is really a cat tail we are all sure of. + +The family said that they never could go down to that pleasant resort, +in after years, without thinking that Sim was hovering around in spirit. +Had she been black, a witch cat, they would have felt sure of it. + + + + +XVIII + +THANKSGIVING + + +I suppose I am growing old and forgetful, for memory brings things to me +upside down, as I have heard old people say. All I can do about it is to +tell the little incidents relating to the past as they come back to me. + +For the last few days Thanksgiving has been in my mind more or less all +the time, and I think you will be interested if I tell you about one +that I enjoyed very much. + +My mistress took me in her arms one day, saying, "Daisy, you are going +to have a real Thanksgiving." + +I opened my eyes wide (I know that I have very handsome eyes, and love +to show them off, just as boys and girls do); for I did not know what a +thanksgiving meant. + +"Yes," she said, "I have just received a note from our friend, Miss W. +You know her." (I winked in answer, for I did admire her.) "Every year +she sends us a turkey, with a basket of goodies all cooked, ready to +eat. This note tells me that she will send the basket Thursday morning. +Now you do not understand what 'Thanksgiving' means, and I will explain +it to you." + +I settled myself comfortably on her lap; she always put on a clean white +apron to keep the hairs from my coat off of her dress. I resented this, +for I could not see, for the life of me, why cats' hair was not quite as +good as camels' hair that her dress was made of. And I just crawled +under her apron one day when she was reading, and I liked the feeling of +the soft wool better than I did the cambric apron, it was so woolly and +warm. + +I had just snoozed off, dreaming that I was asleep between the camel's +humps she had told me of, when all at once she dropped her book, saying, +"Oh, Daisy, just look at my dress!" And sure enough, it was covered all +over with gray hair, for I was shedding my fur fast. + +I was really ashamed of myself, and said: "I am just like Dr. Jekyl and +Mr. Hyde. So I will just go under the bed, the best place for a 'Hyde,' +and repent of my wickedness. I do not know why I do these things, but my +mistress loves me all the same." + +So this afternoon I sat on her nice apron, listening to her story of +Thanksgiving like a well-behaved cat. + +This is what she told me: That on the last Thursday of November it +usually occurred. The Governor of the State made a proclamation, which +was read in all the churches and published in the papers. The day was +set apart for giving thanks for all the blessings God had bestowed on us +during the year. + +Of course I had to listen to all this, but I was awful anxious for her +to get to that basket. But for once she was very tiresome, and now I am +glad she was, for I have an idea of Thanksgiving I shall never forget. + +Once, she said, people invited all their family, no matter how many or +how poor they were, to dine. They always attended church, and then +returned to a bountiful dinner of turkey, chickens, plum puddings of +mammoth size, and pies of every variety. All the poor of the family +would eat all they could for the present, and then fill in for the +future. + +The children, who never get too much, had nuts and candy in plenty, and +the day was altogether lovely to them all, more particularly to those +who gave than to those who received. + +Now, she said, things were changed. No one invited or thought of the +poor of the family, and no one went to church but the poor relations who +had nowhere else to go. + +Perhaps the minister preached from the text, "In my Father's house are +many mansions;" that is, if he had an idea of the fitness of +things,--that it would give the poor homeless ones a sure hope of the +future, where perhaps those who have such nice homes here would not be +as well off as the poor would be; and this Christian thought would help +them bear their slights with patience. + +Meanwhile the rich do not go to church. They give dinner parties to +those who have money and a higher rank in society; and if one thought is +given to their own flesh and blood who are poor, they wish that all the +old grandfathers and grandmothers, uncles and aunts and cousins were old +turkeys and chickens; then their necks would be wrung, and they would be +rid of them forever, and would never be called upon to remember kindness +rendered to them in the past by these same old relatives. + +The sons of the family celebrate the day by a grand carousal, which +leaves its mark on them for many days. + +"But," she said, "we have no such days to remember, we are very quiet +and sad, but very thankful for all our blessings; and you are one of the +greatest. I have told you all this because I know you understand it, and +I love to talk to you." (Oh my! how my heart did swell with pride when +she said that.) "I want you to have a lovely time this year--a real +Thanksgiving." + +Of course I was all ready for it. I did not sleep much that night, and +was early at the window to see the arrival of that basket. Long before +it arrived I had thought long and seriously of all my mistress had told +me. + +I was perfectly wild when that basket came and they unfolded the turkey. +I could have hugged him at once, he did smell so good, but I never moved +from the hassock where my mistress placed me. + +I never saw such a lot of nice dishes and beautiful things on them. Even +the dessert had not been forgotten. There was such a big bunch of +celery. I thought it was a tree, and that I could run up in it. + +At last, after the inward cravings after that fowl had torn me almost to +pieces, and my desire to be polite and good had been almost upset by the +inclination to rush in and devour right and left, they carved up the +turkey, and I had so many tidbits I did not know which to eat first, the +head or the tail, for I had both of them. + +I did do justice to that dinner, and, like a child, as I did not know +when to leave off, they had to take it from me. I then laid down and +slept so sound that I had the nightmare. I thought I was beset by poor +relations: that an aunt was sitting on my head, an uncle on my tail, and +cousins on my stomach, and they pressed me so hard that I yelled out +loudly. + +Miss Eleanor came to me, saying, "What is the matter?" Of course I could +not tell her, but I did not want to have such visitors again. I would +rather give them my dinner. + +We had a very light supper, and my mistress promised me the sequel to my +Thanksgiving the next day. Indeed, the sequel beat the beginning, and I +thought how nice it would be always to live on sequels. + +They took a big platter, and stood it on a newspaper on the floor. In it +was the carcass of the turkey and all the giblets. Miss Milly said I +should, for once, have a real low-minded junket. + +And I did. It was like a bone-yard, with the remains all around me. I +felt so generous that I would willingly have said "come" to all the poor +relations in the world. They would be welcome to all the bones I had +picked and all of the quack. It was lovely, but I was greased from head +to foot. When tired, I seated myself on the bones, in the midst of the +carcass, and my fur was glued together in places. + +The work of cleaning me was something fearful. I was as patient as I +could be, though I could not help jerking away a few times. Miss Milly +said, "You do not look like my lovely Daisy," and it was many days +before I looked like myself again. + +That evening my mistress let me look at the photograph of our nice young +friend. I thought it lovely and a very good likeness. I gave a little +purr at it, but I suppose a gobble or a crow would have been more +appropriate. + +She is a very dear friend to my mistress, and I am very fond of her. +When she comes in, I always keep awake to hear her talk. She is very +fascinating. I do not think she cares very much for cats. I suppose it +is because she does not know much about them. One thing I do know: she +would be kind to them, for when I am left alone with her, she smiles at +me and says, "Daisy, you are a nice cat," just the same as if my +mistress were here. + +Some people make so much of me before my mistress, but behind her back +say, "Scat, you old cat!" There is no need for them to speak. I know +them, and would not go near them on any account. Then I do wish I could +speak and warn my mistress of their falseness. + +One of these people called one day and brought her great boy with her. +He could hardly keep his hands off of me. When my mistress took his +mother into the next room, to show her some work, he lingered behind, +thinking, "Now is my opportunity." + +He pulled my ear and yelled "Sassage meat" in it. Whatever he meant by +his "sassage meat" I did not know, but I saw my opportunity and gave him +a good dig with my claws and made his cheek bleed. He bellowed well, +like a real calf, and his mother looked daggers at me, for I boldly +stood my ground. I would not go to my retreat under the bed, for I was +not to blame. + +Miss Milly was very sorry, and helped his mother wash his cheek and got +court-plaster for her. After he had been coaxed and comforted, he poured +forth his wrongs, saying that he was sitting quietly, when I rushed upon +him and without the least provocation clawed his face. + +Miss Eleanor came forward then, saying, "You are mistaken. I was in the +alcove, and saw you pull Daisy's ear and yell 'sassage meat' in it, and +he scratched you in self-defence." The mother was very indignant. She +said, "I have always told Harold never to touch such spiteful creatures +as cats." No one answered her, and she soon left with her pretty boy, +and she never came again. + +Miss Eleanor said she thought, as Harold was to be a lawyer,--so his +mother had told her,--he would never let truth stand in his way in +gaining a case. + +My ear did burn from the sharp nails he had pinched it with, and I was +not sorry that I defended myself, and I made up my mind that when +children came to the house, particularly if they were with their +parents, I would keep out of their way. + +Miss Milly came to the same conclusion. She said: "Daisy shall not be +subjected to a trial of this kind again; it spoils his temper and makes +him rude, and then he is unhappy about it." + +And I was. I had reason to remember it, for my ear was swollen, and they +were obliged to put salve on it to make it heal. + +Some time after this we went into the country for a short time. While +there I made the acquaintance of a very intelligent cat. His name was +Pedro. He was very hard to get acquainted with at first, and I was just +wild to know him, for he was very handsome and dignified. + +I thought of every reason why he was so cool to me. At last I said to +myself: "It is my collar and padlock. He thinks I am proud." So I worked +and worked till I got the padlock up on my back, and then I licked down +my fur to cover my collar. Then I walked out, and after a few turns in +the garden I saw Pedro on the grounds. He belonged to a very wealthy +man, and the house and grounds were quite lovely. + +I walked to meet him very humbly. When I said, "Good morning, Pedro," he +looked me all over, and instead of answering me, he said with a scoff, +"Oh, you are in disgrace, are you?" + +"No indeed," I answered; "what makes you think so?" + +"Because you are not in full dress, and I miss that trinket you are so +proud of." + +This did provoke me, and I said, "The 'trinket,' as you call my nice +padlock, is on my back. I supposed it was that that made you so against +me. All the cats are envious and jealous of that." + +"Envious! jealous!" he hissed. "I guess I am not a mean fellow enough to +be jealous of a trumpery bit of finery on a stuck-up cat." + +I had to swallow to keep down my temper. As I did want his friendship, I +passed over his insolence in silence. + +As I turned to go home I said: "I cannot understand why you dislike me; +I have been anxious to be friends with you, and have wondered if my +collar and padlock had made you think I put on airs. I tried to hide +this gift of my dear mistress, though it seemed treachery to her, +thinking perhaps you would then be pleased with me. Now, of course, I +shall never try for your friendship again." + +He had been silent, but he moved about uneasily. Then he winked very +fast, and at last said: "Is that really so? Did you want to be friends +with me? Why, I thought of all the blue-bloodedest, old-familiest, +aristocratical creeters, you were the biggest. I thought you were a cat +duke or a count, and them's the creeters I despise, for I am a real +democrat." + +"So am I," I joyfully said, too much delighted to notice Pedro's bad +grammar. "There is my paw on it, and I do hope we shall be good friends. +We ought to be _fast_ friends. As for the dukes and counts, I spell them +without capitals. That is how I value them. The only likeness they have +to us is that we have whiskers, with this difference: the barber makes +theirs, while God made ours." + +We laughed and had a jolly time over the dukes and the counts; the rest +of the rabble we did not give even a small-lettered title to. + +After this we met every day, and our friendship increased till Pedro +confided his history to me. If ever a cat had cause to mistrust the +whole world, he had, and my heart ached with pity. + +It was one very pleasant morning when we had met and walked down and +seated ourselves on a nice grassy mound at the end of the garden, that +Pedro said, "If you would like to hear my story, I will tell it to you +this morning." + +Of course I expressed my pleasure, and, making myself comfortable, I +prepared to give my best interest to the story. + +"My mother was born in New York. While quite a small kitten she was +given a nice home with people who believe that no home is complete +without the family cat. She was a very large cat, striped like a tiger, +with a beautiful long tail. She was amiable and affectionate. + +"The people were very kind to her, and she was quite happy. They were +not very wealthy, but they had great expectations. An old uncle, a very +Croesus, owned the estate they lived on, and a magnificent one +adjoining, where he lived with a widowed sister. He was a childless +widower, and made no secret of his intentions in regard to them. + +"Of course they were not sure of his millions. He had given them a life +interest, but should the children offend him, he would wash his hands of +them at once. He was a rough, irascible, outspoken old man, despising +shams, and a falsehood he would never forgive. He was a tender-hearted +friend to animals, but his special favorites were cats. + +"He was very fond of my mother, and she returned his affection. Tige, as +she was called from her beautiful stripes, would run to meet him when he +came to the house, walking very proudly by his side. He always noticed +her kittens, always taking one for his own, while he would see that the +rest were disposed of in a humane manner. + +"When I was born, he made me his favorite. There were three besides +myself, and we were called a very handsome family. My little brothers +and sister were to be kept. Some friends of the family, who were cat +lovers, were to have them, while I was to be the pet of my mother's old +friend. + +"My mother enjoyed us, for she was allowed to nurse us all till we were +old enough to be weaned. Three of them were striped like my mother. I +alone was Maltese. Probably I favored my father; never having seen him, +I cannot tell. + +"It was the first of July, and two of the boys belonging to the house +were at home on a vacation. They were not bad boys, but were full of +life. Boys will be boys, you know. They had been kind to my mother, +though rather rough, and she kept her kittens out of their reach. + +"We all found them changed for the worse, and I was sorry they had a +long vacation. They were never still. They drove the pony in a reckless +manner, and gave the poor dogs no rest. + +"Tige, my mother, had always been a favorite; now, though they seemed +fond of her, they were teaching her tricks all the time, making her jump +over strings and hoops when she was sleepy and did not want to be +troubled. And then they would take up the kittens by the tails, to hear +them squeal, saying, when their mother remonstrated, that it did not +hurt them. + +"But I can tell you it _did_ hurt. Imagine being taken up by the feet, +the blood rushing to the head, and then put down with a jerk, while +everything would look dark around, as the blood, in flowing back, seemed +to settle around the eyes. It was fearful suffering, and we did squeal +well. They were never caught by the uncle in such pranks, you may be +sure; they were too sly. + +"My mother dreaded them and would hide us the best she could under her +fur. She had no peace, for her anxiety made her afraid to leave us alone +long enough to get her dinner. I know it all now, but then we were so +young we did not care for anything except to cuddle up together and see +which one could get the most milk out of our mother. + +"The boys were to have two cousins to spend the Fourth of July with +them. We could hear, from our nice basket home, all about the great +preparations the boys were making to celebrate the day. All the young +people living in the homes near were invited, and the uncle had spent no +end of money in fireworks and Chinese lanterns and all the things boys +love. + +"He said, 'This is the one day of the year when children should be made +happy, and they will be more likely to remember its meaning.' + +"The two cousins who came were disagreeable-looking boys. All the +animals on the place, from the horses and dogs down to my mother, +instinctively distrusted them, for animals find out their enemies very +quickly. They soon found they would have no peace while these boys were +here, for the visitors were not afraid of the uncle. + +"I cannot tell you the horror of the night before the Fourth of July. +The boys were out till very late, and by five o'clock were again on +their feet. The yelling, blowing of horns, and firing of crackers made +us almost crazy. My mother would jump at every fresh noise, for, like +all cats, she was of a very nervous temperament. I now believe she had a +presentiment of coming events. + +"We could not get one square meal. Just as we would get our lips on her +breast, ready for a good mouthful, she would jump and jerk away from us; +and as we had no teeth, we could not hold on; besides, the worry and +fright prevented the milk from coming. My poor mother, how she suffered +that night!" + +Pedro paused, overcome by his feelings, while I ventured a word of +sympathy. + +"We had been removed from the house into one of the outbuildings, quite +a good distance from where the fireworks were to be, close to the +stable; and we enjoyed seeing the horses and pony come out to the great +trough to drink. It was exactly opposite where we were, and was very +cool, the drop by drop sounding very soothing, though we did not exactly +like the water. Our removal had been the work of our kind friend, the +uncle. He knew, however delightful the noise was to young America, that +we did not enjoy it at all. + +"All day they were around the grounds with their crackers and pistols, +and the din and smell of powder made all the animals in the stable +wretched; but my poor mother suffered more than all the others, with +four refractory kittens to care for. + +"The family had a great supper, and then, about eight o'clock, the +fireworks began. They were a great success, and when nothing was left +but crackers, the elder people went into the house, where the windows +opening on the veranda gave them a fine view of the grounds. + +"The old uncle had entered with boyish delight into all the fun, and was +supposed by the boys to be in the house resting. There was a ripple of +excitement as some of the boys left the fireworks to the younger ones, +and stole away, as they thought, unnoticed. + +"One of the cousins, a great big fellow of sixteen or seventeen, came, +and taking the basket containing my mother and her four little kittens, +carried it out of the shed, and put it on a rock by the side of the +pump. Next, he took some straw and stuffed it in all around the sides of +the basket. From behind a hedge one of the boys got a can and handed it +to him, and from it he poured kerosene over the straw and all over the +sides of the basket. + +"I saw all this with wonder. When he took up the basket, I was hanging +over the side, and fell out just before he put it down. He had not +missed me, and my mother was probably so frightened and choked by the +smell of the kerosene that she could not think. I was quite pleased with +my liberty, though I did not know how much it would influence my fate. + +"Before my mother could start up and try to remove her kittens a tramp +of feet made her aware that her tormentors were approaching. She could +have jumped and saved herself, but, like a true mother, she cowered down +over her kittens. + +"The boys were all in high glee, while the big fellow yelled out, 'Here +we are, and we will show you a piece not on the bill.' + +"Quick as thought he applied a match to the basket in front, while +another great fellow held a burning paper to the straw at the back of +the basket, and all fell back as a loud report was heard, and a volume +of flames sprang up around the basket." + +Poor Pedro paused, overcome for a moment, while I almost gasped for +breath, soon he continued in a trembling voice:-- + +"One shrill scream from my mother, and the last sight I had of her was +in the midst of the flames, her fur all ablaze, her eyes starting from +her head, and magnified to three times her size, while three little +flames around her repeated the dreadful picture in her three kittens. + +"A fearful oath rent the air, and powerful hands cleared a passage and +seized the basket and plunged it into the trough that chanced to be +filled to the brim with water, and held it there till the flames died +out, and the last sobbing breath was still forever. + +"The flames had enveloped his arms, his sleeves were burned to flinders, +and his hands were a fearful sight. But to me his face looked like the +face of an angel, and I crawled up on his boot, with one little mew. He +heard it, and in spite of his maimed hands took me up and dropped me +into the pocket of his loose coat, where I knew nothing more, for my +little brain was dazed at the fearful sight I had been witness to. + +"He was a profane man, and they said the air was blue with the language +he used. Doctor L., his great friend and physician, chanced to be near. +He said, 'My dear friend, you must not get so excited; you will have +apoplexy. You will never be able to use your hands again if they are not +attended to at once.' + +"In his anxiety to end my mother's sufferings, he had held the basket +down with both hands, never thinking of his burned hands or the pain. + +"'No matter,' he answered, as he glared around on all the people +assembled; 'I do not need to write, to demolish all your hopes.' And he +looked at the boys with hatred. 'I have but to serve a few papers as you +have these poor creatures, and the money you have looked upon as your +own goes to charity.--'Not one cent,' he said, while the veins in his +forehead swelled up like cords, with the anguish he was suffering, +'shall ever go to one of you, for you were all in the secret, though all +may not yet have reached the fearful state of cruelty of your +ringleader. Call John,' he said, and when his faithful servant came, he +gave him his orders, then said, 'Now, Doctor, get your things ready; you +can torture me as soon as John returns.' + +"An easy-chair, table, and the lotions and bandages ordered by Doctor L. +were brought out, as the patient refused to move from the spot till his +work was completed. + +"Soon John appeared with a small iron box in his arms, taken from the +safe. His master's eyes brightened when he saw him, for he was suffering +great pain. + +"'Now, John, take my keys from my pocket and open that box. Jane,' he +said, addressing his sister, who stood by his side, anxiety for him +expressed in her face, 'take from that box the package marked "My last +will and testament." Now, John, clear a space, then burn every inch of +that paper in the presence of these murderers and their abettors; for it +is a cruel murder, and Tige shall be avenged.' + +"It was done, and no one dared interfere, though some of them knew they +were seeing the hopes of years fade away and perish in that heap of +ashes. + +"'Now,' he said to the doctor, 'dress my burns. I am satisfied.' Just +then I mewed, and he exclaimed, 'Poor little orphan! Take him out of my +pocket, Jane; he shall have such tender care that this dreadful scene +may be forgotten.' + +"The sister took me out of his pocket very tenderly, and I clung to her, +while she stood by her brother and tried to help him bear the suffering +caused by the dressing of his wounds. The pain was fearful, but he said +it was a pleasure to bear it, knowing that he had spared poor Tige and +her kittens by ending their suffering at once. + +"When the basket was taken out, my poor mother was found, her fur singed +off, while one side of her was completely roasted. My little brothers +and sister were just singed, for their mother had tried to cover them +with her body. The water had ended their lives at once. I did not see +them, but I heard the people describe the horrible sight. + +"By his master's orders John carried them home and buried them, after +putting them in a nice box on the grounds. I will show you their grave +some day before you leave. + +"The uncle never forgave them. He allowed his nephew and his wife the +use of the house and an annuity for life; but not one cent of his money +could be used for the children. + +"Their own means being small, they were obliged to give up the thought +of a profession for their sons and put them into business. The uncle +said very justly that no one ought to be a doctor who had no love in his +heart for the dumb creatures so dependent on him for their welfare. + +"He lived but two years after this, and he made me his special care. +Nothing was too good for me, and I loved him with all my heart, and I +know I was a great comfort to him. When I would lick the scars on his +hands, I have seen the tears in his eyes, and he would smooth my fur, +and say, 'Poor Tige! poor Tige!' + +"He never quite recovered the use of his left hand, but he never +complained; and when I was big enough I would walk out with him every +day, for I distrusted every one, and made very few friends. He named me +Pedro for a friend of his, a Spanish gentleman from whom he inherited +some of his wealth. + +"At his death he gave me to his sister, and left a large sum to be used +for my benefit. He had given her a fine property and the estate where we +now live. After her death it is to be used for charity and a home for +animals. + +"She has been very kind to me. The friends whom she has taken to live +here and keep the home for her are very nice, and they understand just +how I am situated. They are fond of animals, and make a great deal of +me; but I can never care for people again. My mistress is not very +strong, probably will not live much longer, and I hope when she dies I +shall soon follow her. The horrible scene of my mother's death has taken +all the pleasure of life from me. Do you wonder I do not make new +friends or trust people?" + +I assured him of my sympathy, saying that I hoped there were no such +wicked people about now. + +"Don't think that," he said; "there are hundreds of just such wicked, +cruel acts committed all the time. Something should be done to stop the +work now, and save the children from being murderers and criminals." + +I was very unhappy over Pedro's story. I did wish my mistress could hear +this sad tale, for I know that she would try to help the poor abused +creatures. + +I had quite an ill turn from worry of mind over this sad story, and from +the internal injury that I received from the encounter with that +bulldog. + +My mistress was quite anxious about me. She gave me catmint tea and made +me a lovely little blanket, and this with a thick shawl folded under it +was placed on the lounge for my bed. I was very comfortable, and I hope +a grateful cat, when I contrasted my lot with others. I did not feel +(even to the dog that attacked me) any bitterness, for had he been +taught better by his master, he would not have treated me like an enemy. + +How can we expect a life-long prejudice, such as dogs and cats have for +each other, to be uprooted, unless they are taught better by their +owners and by the good examples that ought to be set before them? How +can human beings boast of being better than animals? + +Think of the heathen cannibals, eating human flesh. To them the fat +little baby is just like a chicken. Then the Indians--did a cat ever +worry a rat worse than they tortured the white men? When you think of +this, can you conscientiously say we are worse, or even as bad as human +beings? + +There is money, and eloquence, and sympathy for the heathen; but the +poor animals are left to learn without teachers what ought to be taught +them, to make them the faithful servants and intelligent companions of +man. + +I trust the day will come when these humble friends will be as much +thought of in the family as the children; there is no doubt they will +fully repay all kindness done them. + + + + +XIX + +MEWS AND PURRS + + +In my humble opinion no one ever told stories to equal those of my +friends. Miss Eleanor could tell the cutest little fox and pig stories, +while Miss Milly excelled on cat stories. + +During my sickness they entertained me finely. Miss Eleanor used to tell +a story of the "Pig Family," and the boys were wild over it. No matter +how many new ones were told, they never were satisfied to go to sleep +without hearing the well-worn pig story. + +One night when Miss Eleanor was away, Miss Milly put the children to +bed, and of course told them stories. They were not satisfied without +the pig story. She was in a hurry, and preferred to tell stories out of +her own head, saying she did not know the Pig Family; that was Aunt +Eleanor's story. + +At last, as they would not go to sleep without it, she told it to them +as she remembered it. When it was finished, she looked at Willie, and +saw that his lip was quivering and his eyes were full of tears. + +"What is the matter?" she said. + +"You haven't told about the little blue pig," he sobbed. + +"Oh, nonsense!" she said; "he is dead probably." + +This finished him. He cried as if his heart would break. She said she +never killed a pig before, and had such a hard time bringing that blue +one to life, she never would kill another. + +Now I am just like the children. I love to hear the same stories over +and over, and feel really acquainted with the little creatures that they +tell about. And I take after my mistress. I build "castles in the air," +though I have heard her say she always got an axe ready to demolish +them, for she knew they would have to go. I wish I did know what an axe +is. I would have one too. + +One day there was a real big snowstorm. I looked out of the window, and +when I saw the big white snowflakes coming down, I did wonder about +them. Miss Eleanor read one day of a little girl who, on seeing the +snowflakes, asked her mother if the angels were shaking their feather +beds. + +What a little silly she was, for I know better than that. I do not +believe even an angel would throw away feathers. They are so nice, I do +love to sleep on them. But then cats know more; only they keep it to +themselves. + +We had a good fire in the grate, and it crackled and spluttered, and +looked, as Miss Eleanor said, very homelike. Just then a young lady +called at the door to return a book my mistress had loaned her. They +asked her to come in and have tea with them. + +She had a room in the upper story, and they had frequently invited her +in to warm her, for she had no fire, and they feared she was not very +well off, and they tried to befriend her without hurting her pride. + +She was very pretty and well educated, and I liked her very much. She +petted me and told me stories of cats she had known in her home before +her father and mother had died, for she was an orphan. + +She was very sad, and Miss Milly took out all her pictures and treasures +to amuse her. At last she said: "I will tell you about the first cat I +ever remember. He belonged to my father, and his name was Tom." + +I pricked up my ears, for I was wild to hear the story of Tom. All the +little anecdotes I had heard of him pleased me very much. + +I think my mistress's father and mother were lovely people, and when any +one comes in and speaks of having known them, I listen with all my +heart. And now I was to hear all about Tom. So I got up on Miss Milly's +lap, ready to devour every word. + +My mistress said she did not know where Tom was born. He first made his +debut in one of the good old-fashioned houses now standing in Salem, of +witchcraft fame. She said:-- + +"My father petted him with his children, and he was the ruling spirit of +the house. Though not a handsome cat, he could be very fascinating. He +was so coy of his marks of favor that one valued them more for their +rarity. That he had blue blood in his veins no one could doubt, from the +supreme contempt he evinced toward poor alley cats. He always perched +himself on the highest place on the fence and looked down upon them. +They looked up to him in the most abject manner, for they knew he was +generous and had the right to give the contents of the swill house to +them, if he pleased." + +He was very fond of Miss Milly, and as she was the youngest, and not +very strong, he made it his special duty to amuse her. + +After having stolen a squab that had been cooked for her, and persuaded +her to pretend she had eaten it, he ever after was a devoted friend to +her. When they had company, Tom was a study. He inspected them with a +critical eye. If satisfied, he allowed himself to be petted by them. +Often, however, he would reject the offered attention, with a hiss of +scorn, and make himself scarce while they remained. Their father said +Tom was a good judge of character, for he turned a "cold shoulder" where +he himself would have been pleased to do the same. + +They had an old bachelor cousin, and their mother was his favorite aunt. +The son of her eldest brother, naturally he was a welcome guest with all +the family. Having no brothers of their own, they were inclined to +receive Cousin Robert's oddities with favor. He would come in of an +evening, and if not noticed by them would remove his wraps and soon make +himself at home. + +One evening, to his sorrow, Cousin Robert made them a visit. After a +short conversation with his aunt, he drew near the table where his +cousins were playing games. One or two smothered sounds proved his +enjoyment. + +Cousin Robert was rather fond of cats, but his advances to acquaintance +with Tom had met with poor success. His gentle "Pussy, Pussy" and +extended hand had been met with disdain. Their father said he thought +that Tom resented the "Pussy" as too weak a name for his majesty. + +He never approached his would-be friend and cousin or accepted his flag +of truce. Their father, later on, did remember that Tom had cast +unfriendly glances at Cousin Robert from his corner where he could +overlook all their movements. Subsequent events explained their meaning +in a manner most unfavorable to their object. + +This evening the children were full of fun. The game was very +attractive, and Cousin Robert never thought of Tom. + +Suddenly their mother exclaimed, "What a strong smell of medicine!" Then +remembering that Cousin Robert had rheumatism, and very likely it was +liniment he had used, she tried to pass it over. Too late, however, for +they were all sensible of a very strong medicinal smell by this time. + +A low laugh from their father, who was seated in his armchair by the +fire, called our attention to Tom. He was in his usual corner, engaged +in a furious battle with some dark object. Just as they asked, "Is it a +mouse," one fierce tug dislodged the cork from a bottle from which he +had just torn the paper, and they all cried out "Valerian!" + +Tom bounded out of his corner, crushing in his grasp the dark object he +had battled with, and drunk with the valerian, he turned over and over +in perfect abandonment. + +Cousin Robert gazed with dazed eyes upon the scene; then he rushed +forward, saying, "Good Godfrey! it's my--my hat!" + +The shouts of laughter and the fiendish leer of Tom's eye, as he gazed +upon him, rendered their poor cousin speechless, after having aired his +only approach to profanity. + +After a time he made grab after grab at his poor old hat. In vain, +however; for Tom turned over and over, crushing it out of shape, +flourishing such formidable claws every time he tried to rescue it, +serving friend and foe alike, when the children tried to help their +cousin, that they were obliged to give up the attempt. + +Tom held the fort, and knew how to keep it; and the children were too +well aware of Tom's power as an illustrator to desire to represent +etchings, even by their "own artist, taken on the spot." + +When at last the bottle was taken from him, only one-half of the +valerian was left. + +As soon as their father could command his voice, he said, "I will make +good the loss of the hat, and keep Tom on short rations to pay for it." + +The children were bursting with suppressed laughter at the sight of +Cousin Robert, in one of their father's old hats. When they said good +night to him, Tom got up, and, walking around him, cocked up his eye as +if to say, "How funny you do look!" + +Tom went in for his full share of the fun, when they all drew near the +fire, laughing over the funny features of the scene. If his tongue was +silent, his eyes were eloquent with a language they all understood. + +After a time he went to his corner and returned with the poor old hat, +which he laid with great dignity at his master's feet. "That settles the +question," he seemed to say. + +It did settle it with Cousin Robert. Though he got a new hat, it was +months before he visited them again, and then Tom was put out of the +room--an indignity he resented by stealing a neighbor's chicken. + +It was pure wickedness, for he did not care for it himself, but gave it +to the poor alley cats to devour; for he patronized them and had many +disreputable pensioners. All his master said, when told of Tom's +wickedness, was, "Pay for it." And to Tom he would say, "If you go on +this way, you bad boy, we shall end our days in the poorhouse." + +Tom looked as if he did not care where we ended our days, if we took him +with us. And he was very sure his master would never go without him. + +Tom carried the old felt hat up into his den in the attic, and when any +unusual noise was heard, his master would say, "Tom is rehearsing his +play of 'Valerian, or The Old Felt Hat.'" + +I thought the story of Cousin Robert very nice, and when I lie on the +lounge, looking in the fire, I can see all these scenes, and I do enjoy +it. Miss Eleanor says she thinks I have a great deal of imagination. I +suppose it is something nice, so I guess I have. I don't feel a bit +jealous, for Miss Milly was a child then, and Tom was not her special +pet, as I am; for I know that I am the "very apple of her eye," as I +have heard people say, and it sounds big because I don't know what it +means. + +Miss Milly said she would tell more about Tom some day, for the young +lady was very much pleased with his story. She looked warm and happy, +and drank lots of tea, and ate crackers and had a good time generally. + +Some time after, a friend called who had known them from childhood and +knew Tom. Such nice reminiscences I never heard before. When she noticed +me, she began talking about cats, and I thought she would never stop. + +They invited her to take tea, though they laughingly said, "We have no +two dishes alike, and very humble fare." + +She enjoyed it, however, though she had a lovely home, servants and +carriages at her command. This little bit of Bohemianism, as they called +it, was a delight to her. She made them promise to spend the day with +her, saying, "You can bring Daisy, for I will send a carriage for you, +and my Priggy will be delighted with him." + +I was pleased with the invitation, but took a dislike to Priggy at once. +Such a name! Just think of it! To be called Priggy, when there are +beautiful flowers and places that cats can be named for. To call a poor +creature Priggy was weakness personified. I was disgusted, and refused +to believe in Priggy. + +As we never went to see him, my mistress not being well enough to visit, +I never had the chance to express my indignation to him. Perhaps it is +just as well. Poor little fool! He may think Priggy is a lovely name. + +Some time after, when it stormed very hard, and the young lady upstairs +was cold and low-spirited, my mistress invited her down and entertained +us with more of Tom's history. + +She said Tom was very fastidious in regard to dress. He despised +anything ragged, and a dirty swill man (waste merchants they are called +now) aroused his deepest anger. Beggars of all ages and sex he ignored. +The children's dresses he looked over with a critical eye, and if he +detected a rag, he would make mending impossible. + +What he would have done in these days of sewing machines cannot be +imagined, for he was frantic over a thread of cotton or silk, and only a +knot kept the whole work from being torn to pieces by his sharp teeth. + +They had one of the best-natured Pats to do their outdoor work that +could be found. Pat Ryan was a faithful soul. His one great fault was +his love of the bottle. + +He very soon gave up the attempt of making friends with Tom, for he +answered all his advances with hisses and growls, loud and deep. His +tail would swell up, and he would bristle all over when Pat tried to pet +him; just as human beings do when they are presumed upon by those they +think beneath them in the social scale. + +Pat had truly to earn his living by "the sweat of his brow." No modern +helps for him. His whole stock in trade consisted of two large firkins +on a rough wheel-barrow, to transport the waste that he went from house +to house collecting. + +He would have thought the millennium had come could he have looked +forward to the progress of to-day,--the strong blue carts, with their +well-fed high-steppers, and the Patricks of the period, seated with +pipes in their mouths, and leather lap-robes, in imitation of their +employers, going their rounds, pounding back gates, and bullying the +servants if they were not prompt to greet them. + +This improvement in the swill business might have made Pat give up his +bottle and take to the nearly as demoralizing vice of smoking all the +time. But his heavy wheel-barrow had no horse but himself, and the +overflowing firkins were a load for him, particularly when, as was often +the case, he was as full as his firkins. + +It was then that Tom saw his opportunity. When Pat's gait was unsteady, +his vision oblique, when he magnified his load by double firkins, double +barrow, double people, and double street, Tom would swoop down upon him, +and by some dexterous movement, known only to himself, cross Pat's path +and overthrow his load. Then, reaching the highest place on the fence, +he would look down, as if to say: "Well, you have come to grief. How did +you do it?" + +Pat was not deceived. Drunk or sober, he recognized his enemy, and gave +him the full measure of his wrath. "Ye limb of Satan," he would say, +"ye'll get it yet!" Such promises were never realized. Old Cloven-foot +only could compete with this clever cat. + +One unlucky day Pat came earlier than usual, and finding the gate +closed, had to reach his arm over to unfasten it. It was quite a stretch +over the top of the fence, and Pat's head did not come even with the +top, so that he could not look over. + +Tom, who was looking on, at once took in the situation. He crawled on +his belly on the ledge of the fence just below the top, and every time +Pat would reach over his hand, Tom would grab it with his open paws, his +claws as sharp as needles. + +Yelling with rage and pain, realizing that it was his enemy, Tom, poor +Pat, unwilling to give up, tried and tried again, only to be served in +the same manner. + +At last he mounted on the barrow, bringing his head on a level with the +fence. Before he could gain advantage from this move Tom had grabbed +with both paws Pat's old straw hat, rushing like mad up to the house. + +Pat had by this time forced an entrance, and ran after him, in pursuit +of his old hat, calling on all the saints to demolish Tom. Bareheaded, +with torn and bleeding hands, witnesses of his wrongs, Pat poured forth +his tale of woe to his friends in the kitchen, where he found sympathy, +for Tom was feared by all the servants. Of course the culprit was +nowhere to be seen. + +Their mistress soon healed the breach, if not the wound, by giving Pat +an old hat. To be sure, it was rather too respectable looking for his +calling, but then, he was satisfied even if it did not accord with the +rest of his outfit. No salve for his wound would have equalled that hat. + +Miss Milly said as she watched him from her window, walking off with his +new hat on, Tom crawled out from under the sofa, and, mounting the arm +of her chair, said in cat language, "Don't he look just like Cousin +Robert?" + +Miss Milly said that when her father came home, Tom ran to meet him; +then he took his master's slippers, and carried them to his chair. + +"What means this unusual demonstration?" asked his master. Tom hung his +head and walked under the chair. Then, when his master was seated, he +crawled out, and, mounting to the arm of his chair, rubbed against his +shoulder. Secure of his position, he looked around on them, as if to +say, "Now tell all you know." With his large eyes fixed on their faces, +he enjoyed over again his adventures, wagging his tail in recognition of +the telling points in the story they related to their father. + +His master said: "Tom's ancestors must have been in the hat trade, he is +so fond of hats. We shall have to establish a branch of the business, +and make Tom the head. If he goes on in this way, we cannot find hats +enough to pay his debts." + +Tom enjoyed it, looking at Miss Milly as if to say, "Don't I do it to +keep up her spirits?" + +He did not come in contact with Pat for some time, for Pat prudently +kept out of his way. His cunning only slumbered, however. They called it +turning over a new leaf; but one day he came out with a new joke on Pat. + +"Looking from my window," Miss Milly said, "one morning, I saw quite an +army of cats assembled around the plank walk leading to the swill house. +Tom, seated on the highest post in the yard, surveyed them with great +satisfaction, which was shown by the proud elevation of his head. + +"His most gracious manner was explained when Pat, coming in, dispersed +them, and a long array of bones was exposed to view--the remains of the +feast Tom had invited them to partake of. + +"Pat could not do justice to the subject. Shaking his fist at Tom, who +never winked, but gazed with solemn eyes at him, he said: 'Ye mane +crathur, ye are a human for spite, picking out the best for the old +alley cats ye hates. I will get a dog.' Tom only yawned, and said as +plain as cat could say, 'How tiresome!' After he had watched poor Pat +picking up the leavings, muttering all the time hatred of his enemy, he +came to me for approval. My mother being in the room, she put him in the +attic, telling him he ought to be punished by solitary confinement. + +"He soon procured his release by making such a racket over my head, +running about, upsetting marbles, then chasing them about, that I was +very glad to open the door and say, 'You bad cat, come down.' He came +when he got ready, very slowly, and was quite cool to me, though I told +him he had made my head ache with his racket. + +"He was not a neighborly cat, never visiting, as cats often do, the +neighbors' houses, and he treated their cats with the greatest disdain. +He often fed them. I have seen him pick open the waste-house door, claw +out a lot of bread and bones for the benefit of the hungry crowd. Then +he would mount the fence and look on. 'With them, but not of them,' was +his motto. + +"Though he did not visit around, he knew everything going on in the +street. He overlooked the butcher, baker, and grocer, and knew every +grain of provision carried into the houses, even going so far as +smelling of the meat; but when offered anything, he refused with such +contempt that one and all came to look upon him as a very aristocratic +cat. + +"Every carriage that came to the street was received by him. He always +waited till the trunks were carried in, the driver paid, and then he +would come home satisfied. + +"A friend of ours, who boarded in the next house, had just returned from +her country home. Tom, being a favorite of hers, received her, and +superintended the removal of her trunks with great interest. He followed +her into the house and remained some time. When my mother called him +home, he came very unwillingly. + +"The next morning after breakfast he disappeared. This was nothing +unusual, as my father said, 'Probably Tom had some business needing his +attention daily.' + +"In the afternoon, when my mother called on our friend, she found Tom +had dined there. + +"After a time, this lady, remembering that she had brought me a book +from her home, proposed going up to her trunk for it. Shortly after, she +called my mother, who, with the lady of the house, went up to the attic +where the trunks were kept. There they found Tom with two of the house +cats seated on a huge trunk that had not been opened. The trunk bore +marks of their claws, as scratches long and deep had torn and disfigured +the leather. + +"The scene was most laughable. Tom looked wise (nothing could embarrass +him), while the others looked sheepish. They could not be induced to +leave their perch, and at last light dawned on the situation, when the +friend said, 'Do you think Tom remembers that I promised him some fresh +catmint from the country?' 'Undoubtedly,' said my mother; 'he not only +remembers, but he smells it.' + +"The catmint was soon produced, and they all had a feast. Tom wanted to +stay and have a free fight after he had eaten his fill; but my mother +let him see the large bag she carried home, and he followed her +unwillingly. He knew where it was kept, and would go and mew before the +closet door till he got his catmint. After it was gone, on seeing the +empty bag, he went over to our friend's, and up to the trunk. Nothing +would satisfy him but looking in and seeing it was empty. + +"For some time he was cool to our friend, but after a few days, +remembering perhaps that she might go home and get him more, he accepted +her marks of affection with quiet dignity. + +"Tom was very thoughtful. When told not to do certain things, he was +very ready to obey. His master would say, 'Tom, did I not tell you never +to get into my chair unless there is a covering on it?' and Tom would +look as ashamed while the hairs were brushed off, and would avoid the +chair for a long time, and once he was seen to pull the tidy down from +the back, and sit on it. As it was lace, and he tore a hole in it, his +thoughtfulness was appreciated only by his master. + +"Tom was not a cat for every one to love. He had very little reverence +in his composition. My father and mother," Miss Milly continued, "were +very hospitable, and always at the church gatherings entertained all +they could accommodate. Unlike the children of to-day, we were kept in +the background. + +"One of our guests was an old travelling preacher--'colporteur,' as he +was called, since he carried about religious books for sale. There is no +doubt he sold many, for buying a book was a more simple thing than +arguing with him, his tongue being one of the most aggressive. + +"Every morning the family were early called to prayers, kneeling down +before chairs in the long room, having to remain in that position while +this old man prayed for every one around, calling them by name. All +fared alike. Though I do not believe he remembered our faces, he never +forgot our names. My name, unfortunately, was taken from Shakespeare, +and not from some heroine of religious fiction; and I suffered more when +mine was called than my sister did, nearly all of the family having good +Bible names that he enjoyed repeating. It is not necessary to say how +long he lingered over it to impress its worldliness on his listeners. It +was to me like opening a wound every morning. + +"Tom, however, paid him for it. Perhaps he did not like his own name +being left out. An additional cause for revenge, no doubt, was that when +once he passed the reverend gentleman, the humane Christian put out his +foot, giving Tom a slight kick, and said, 'What a great beast!' This was +enough to arouse Tom's ire, even if not mentioning him with the family +had not been enough. So one morning Tom attended family prayers. + +"Now this old man wore shoes tied with good strong strings, with little +tags on the ends. Tom looked at them and saw his opportunity. Just in +the middle of the prayer he pounced upon one of the long strings, giving +a pull with his sharp, strong teeth that made the words in the mouth of +his victim come out with a jerk. + +"Of course Tom fled at the sound, and after a time the prayer continued. +Finally, just as we were hoping for the last clause, it came in the +shape of Tom, who rushed out from under the sofa, and with one wrench +untied the other shoe, while the amen came out with a bound. Then we had +to listen to a long harangue on the sin of keeping animal pets where we +could feed poor children. + +"My father and mother listened respectfully, but made no promise of +turning God's dumb creatures out to starve. My elder sister quoted to +us:-- + + "'He prayeth best who loveth best + All things, both great and small; + For the dear God that loveth us, + He made and loveth all.' + +But then, the 'Ancient Mariner' himself could not have convinced this +ancient bigot. + +"Tom kept out of the way for some time, but we did not trust him. After +untying his enemy's shoes, we were afraid he would attack his brown wig. +My mother every morning made sure he was out of the way before we went +to prayers. + +"How it happened, we never knew, but Tom outwitted her, and one morning, +the last of the visitor's stay at our house, Tom made his mark, gaining +a place in our memory never to be filled by any other cat. + +"Just at the close of a long prayer Tom crept along stealthily toward +the chair of his enemy. No one was in a position to see him; but when he +crawled by the lounge where I was lying, I felt his presence, and my +heart seemed to stand still, for I knew he was bent on mischief. I dared +not move, and had to watch him with bated breath as he gained on his +unconscious prey. Now his noble enemy never bowed his head in prayer, +but, kneeling before a chair, his hands spread out, his eyes closed, his +body swaying to and fro, presented a very undignified appearance. + +"No doubt Tom thought so, for he walked around and faced him, looking in +his face through the opening in the back of the chair for a long time. +Suddenly he made a grab (I think he intended to catch the fluttering end +of the necktie), but just then the preacher lowered his head, and Tom's +claws came down full on the bridge of his nose with such force that the +words of the prayer were shouted in a manner suggesting profanity. + +"All was confusion, as the enraged old man started to his feet, prayer +and religion alike forgotten in his desire for revenge. Too late, +however; for Tom rushed from the room, his tail up in the air, like a +flag of victory. He did not appear again until all trace of our visitor +was removed. + +"Poor old man! He did look abject, with the blood dripping over the end +of his nose, and tears of rage and pain in his eyes. Never did piety +disappear so quickly as it did from this good old man, in view of his +wrongs. One would have thought Tom possessed of human intelligence to +hear him denounced. My sister said she believed he was sorry that Tom +had no soul to be lost, thus to appease his wrath. + +"My mother produced salve and some court-plaster and made him as +comfortable as possible, but without receiving any thanks. He left us, +very indignant that my father would not promise to have Tom killed. He +refused to remain to breakfast, saying he would not take another meal in +the house with that 'ungodly cat.' + +"As my father paid all his expenses, and my mother gave him new and warm +clothing, he had no reason to be offended. My sister said he was a 'wolf +in sheep's clothing,' and Tom knew it, and had been trying to protect us +against him. + +"Tom spent the night at a neighbor's, coming home the next day in a most +amiable frame of mind and a very (for him) humble air. Instead of +running to meet my father as usual, he kept in his corner, pretending to +be asleep. No one spoke to him, and he bore it as long as he could; then +he walked over to my father, and, putting a paw on each knee, looked up +in his face with a piteous mew. + +"Poor father could not bear that. His tender heart was touched, and he +put his hand on Tom's head, saying, 'Oh, Tom, I am so sorry you are such +a wicked boy!' but the tone assured Tom, who at once jumped up on my +father's shoulder and kissed his face with delight. + +"All through the long sermon preached to him of his sins he sat very +quiet, and never once winked, but kept his wide-open, wise eyes on his +master; at last he yawned two or three times, and then washed his face. +But peace was established. + +"'What a character that man will give you, Tom, wherever he goes,' said +my mother. + +"Tom shook his head as if to say: 'Such is fame. I always wanted to be +famous. Then, I love to etch, particularly on noses, and that was a good +big one. I enjoyed it.' + +"Poor Tom! I can hardly tell of his death even now, after so many years, +without the swelling in my throat, to keep back the tears caused by deep +sorrow for my pet. + +"One night he went out and did not return till morning. The door of one +of the outbuildings was left open for him to go in if he pleased, but he +never came home till morning; then, as we learned from the servants, he +went up to his den in the attic. At noon time he did not come down, and +my sister went in search of him and found him dead. + +"He was not in his nice little basket bed, of which he was very proud; +but lay on some old relics, among the most noticeable of which was the +old hat of Cousin Robert. + +"He had been poisoned. His bright face was all green, and his brilliant +eyes were glassy. We could not even rub and kiss his dear old nose as he +liked us to, for drops had run down from his mouth and stained the +beautiful fur coat we loved so well, and my mother said we must not +touch him. + +"Under the pile of things where he lay was an open map of the United +States; he had trampled it down some time before. We often said he +studied it when alone. Tom was closed up in this map, with a large rug +outside, and buried in the river. + +"How we mourned for him and how changed was that lovely river view to +me! I could never have been consoled, had not a dear old lady said to +me,-- + +"'Why do you mourn so for your precious pet?' + +"'Ah,' I said, 'I shall never, never see him again.' + +"'Why not?' she asked. + +"'Because cats have no souls, no after life.' + +"'My child,' she answered, 'God never gave us these dear, affectionate +creatures to care for and then part with forever. You will have your +dear Tom again where perfect happiness is secured by just such +meetings.' + +"I think she was right; and as good Dr. Watts so beautifully describes +in that well-known Baptist hymn, 'Sweet Fields beyond the Swelling +Flood,' there is no doubt there we shall find our faithful dumb friends. + +"My father never recovered from Tom's loss. He would not take his +accustomed place by the fire where Tom had been his companion for so +many years, and he never made a pet of any of the many cats we had, +though they were very bright ones. + +"My dear good father! I have very little recollection of him, as he died +while I was quite young. But I never remember him without Tom seated in +all his glory by his side." + +When Miss Milly had finished her story we were all subdued by the death +of Tom; but then he had a happy life, so I just winked off my tears and +hoped I should know him in heaven. + + + + +XX + +HEADS AND TALES + + +I did not recover my cheerfulness after hearing the story of Tom, and +Miss Eleanor said she hoped Miss Milly would never repeat it again. + +The young lady friend had wiped her eyes often, and I was very glad when +they made her some hot ginger tea and packed her off to her room. They +said she had a cold in her head, but I know better. It was Tom and his +death that had gone to her head and made her eyes water. It was what +made me cough and sneeze and wink, to keep from the womanish weakness of +tears. + +Good gracious! I shall have hysterics next, if I have got to hear such +doleful things. I am ashamed of myself. I thought I had more dignity. +Pshaw! I was not crying. It is that horrid musk that I smell; it always +makes my eyes water. I am glad my mistress never uses it, and I do wish, +if people come here to be warmed and comforted and entertained, they +would not wear perfume. I do despise it. I shall have to chew a lot of +catmint and roll in it before I feel like myself again. + +I know that when I went to Beverly I rode over that very river where Tom +was buried. I am very glad I did not know it then, and I am very glad +that some day I shall see all these dear people. Of course I know just +how indignant some will be to read this. I think it very strange that +there are so many who do not want any one to go to heaven but those they +approve. They scorn the idea that God should save the creatures he has +made, because they call them a lower order of beings. + +I have said more than I ought to on this subject, for my mistress always +says when any one begins upon it, "We will not discuss it, if you +please, for we shall not agree." And I always like to please her and do +as she says; and then, I do lose my temper and have such bad feelings +that I fear I shall be counted with the bad ones, whom Dante says are +shadows in the other world. And of all things I think a shadow is a +"little too thin." I am glad my mistress cannot hear this, for she hates +slang. + +Some days ago a lady was here, and she started that endless subject of +"servants." My mistress tried to turn the conversation, but it was of no +use. The servant question, when one gets on it, is like a brook; it goes +on forever. To be sure, I did hear a young man once say something that +would stop it, and my mistress hushed him up at once; but not before I +had heard it, and it sounded so forcible that I went under the bed and +said it, and wondered if it would stop the women from talking about +their servants. They did not say it often, as my mistress did not know I +had heard it. + +Always after the people who discussed their servants had gone, Miss +Eleanor would say, "Now I will read something to take away the +disagreeable impression." + +It was usually Dickens, for he seems to have got at the very heart of +things, and his poor are shown up with hearts, while the higher classes +are heartless oftentimes. + +Of course this is only given you second-hand, but I comprehend it, else +I should not repeat it. + +I do dote on Dickens, and I think "David Copperfield" is my special +favorite. Aunt Betsey Trotwood seems like a real aunt to me. Dear little +Dora! I was very wretched when she died, and I loved Jip. I know he +would have played with me very nicely. + +When Miss Eleanor read about his death, there was a lump in her throat, +and Miss Milly's eyes were full of tears, and I thought it was time for +me to go under the bed, not for any particular reason, only there are +times when one likes to be alone. + +While I am writing I would like, if possible, to correct any bad +impression regarding cats and their habits. It has been said that cats +will draw the breath of an infant and sometimes of older people while +sleeping. I deny this, and will tell you a story which illustrates the +superstition, and was told by one of our friends. + +This lady visited us one day, and while talking about me and cats in +general, she said she had always thought cats were not to be trusted, +and never allowed her children to play with one, for the very foolish +beliefs of which I have spoken. "But," she said, "I have changed my +opinion, and now think a cat properly trained is a noble creature." Then +she told us this story:-- + +"You remember my cousin, of course, for I know you probably have visited +at my uncle's. They were very fond of cats, always keeping two or three. +When my cousin was married, she took with her one of her old cat's +kittens. She was quite well grown, and was called Dido. She was a great +pet with my cousin's husband, and as it was his first experience of +cats, he was delighted with her playfulness. + +"They were fortunate in having servants who were kind to cats. Just +after the first child was born one of the husband's relatives died, +leaving him a large old country place--a farmhouse with a great many +acres of land. He was very much pleased, for he said the country air +would be good for baby and its mother, for she was very delicate since +the birth of her beautiful boy. + +"The house had not been occupied for some time, and was one of those +old, rambling, picturesque places, a delight to lovers of the olden +times. The furniture was substantial, but very severe in style. + +"'You need not take the boy's bassinet,' said the father, laughing; 'for +there was a cradle that looked as if it had come from Noah's Ark, and +Shem, Ham, and Japhet, not to speak of all the two-by-twos, had been +rocked in it.' + +"'Oh,' said his wife, 'how lovely that will be! we can fill it with +pillows, and baby will be delighted with it.' + +"'Nonsense,' said her husband; 'don't go and build "castles in the air" +out of that old cradle. It will do for Dido to sleep in; but on the +whole, you had better take the bassinet and all the other folderols for +Baby, else you will be homesick.' + +"She decided, however, that she would take nothing with her, but enjoy +all the old-fashioned surroundings. + +"The place proved very satisfactory, and she found a nice large room +leading out of hers for the baby's nursery. + +"The large pointed-top mahogany cradle was duly polished and installed +in the room, making a royal bed for his highness the baby. With its +wealth of pillows and lace coverings it looked quite regal. + +"The nurse girl was very devoted to Baby, always watching him while he +slept. Dido had appropriated the baby ever since his birth, and would +allow his little soft hand to take liberties with her, pulling her tail, +when she would resent it in others. She spent much of her time in the +house, watching the baby. + +"About a week after they had settled comfortably at home they were +called up from the piazza by the screams of the husband's sister, who +was visiting them. All she could say was, 'That cat--that cat--has +killed the baby!' + +"They rushed into the room, and a strange sight met their eyes. Standing +in the cradle, with a paw each side of the baby, was Dido. + +"The poor mother rushed to the cradle, crying, 'Oh, my baby, my baby!' + +"Her husband drew her back, saying, 'Look there.' At the side of the +cradle were two great rats that Dido had killed just as they were about +to attack the baby. + +"Dido was bleeding from a wound in the neck, where they had bitten her, +but she kept her watch over the baby till her friends arrived. She mewed +out her thanks when they petted her and praised her. The baby had slept +through it all. + +"The aunt said she was just coming out of her room when she heard Dido +give a shrill cat call, and she went in, but seeing her over the baby, +supposed she had drawn its breath and killed it. + +"They were so grateful to Dido that they would not rest till the doctor +had been sent for to dress her wounds. They soon healed, and after this +Dido seemed to have the care of the baby on her mind; and the cradle +being long, a rug was put in at the foot, and after the matting was put +over the top Dido would lie on it to keep it down. That she slept with +one eye open, they were sure; for if the baby opened his eyes, Dido +would either mew or go for them. + +"They found the large closet in the room full of rat holes, and as the +room had been unused for so long, they infested it. + +"They removed to a smaller room, and as they took precautions, were soon +free from rats. Probably the latter knew they had a powerful enemy in +Dido, and left. + +"There were three cats belonging to the house that had left when it was +closed; but on finding it inhabited again, they had returned, as cats +love to keep to one home. They were well treated, and repaid the +kindness by clearing the house of rats. + +"As the family left the man and his wife who had worked for them in the +house during the winter, they never had trouble with rats again. + +"They had a picture of Dido taken with the baby, and all their friends +made a great fuss over her." + +I did wish I could see this picture; for Miss Milly always shows me +pictures, and I enjoy them very much. Why, I could take the photograph +cases and tell you every one, if I could speak. + +Sometimes we have real fun over the old-fashioned ones. My mistress +laughs with us, and says, "This is the family 'Rogues' Gallery,' they do +look so funny." And they never show them to strangers, for they say we +love them too well to let any one else laugh at their old-fashioned +looks. + +I do love pictures, but I have been taken to places where they had +horrid crayons on the walls, and the eyes stared at me so I did want to +scratch them out. I hate a chromo, but a nice, peaceful landscape makes +me happy; and I often see one where I would like to lie down and dream, +for a cat can have real artistic taste. + +I don't think I care much for babies. I suppose it is because I have +never been around them; and when I have been, the mothers have never +allowed me to get acquainted with them. + +I was very cross one day when a friend of my mistress brought her baby +to see us. It was all dressed in white, with a white astrachan hood with +goats' hair fringe, and it looked just like a little poodle. I wanted to +lick it all over when Miss Milly said, "Here, Daisy; come and see this +dear baby." But its mother cried out, "Oh, don't let that horrid cat +touch my baby!" just as if I was a bear or a tiger. + +I was so insulted I just walked into a corner. But the baby had seen me, +and held out its little hand and crowed. I looked away, but my mistress +said, "Daisy will not hurt your baby," and she took me in her arms and +let the baby put his soft little hand on my ear. It laughed and crowed, +while I licked its hand. The mother looked as if she thought I would +devour it. + +When Miss Milly put me down, seeing the mother's uneasiness, the way +that innocent little creature yelled, kicked, and beat his mother was +dreadful. I fled under the bed, saying to myself, "How glad I am that we +are unmarried people, with no children to raise a tempest for nothing." + +The mother excused him by saying, "He was excited seeing that great +cat." I thought, "And the great cat was excited seeing and hearing the +Old Adam in that child." + +I know my mistress was glad to get rid of them, and Miss Eleanor, who is +very fond of children, said, "How beautiful that child would have been +had it not been for its mother's foolishness." + +Before I get too stupid or too old, I must tell you a delightful story +of one of the witch cats of old Salem and her little mistress, sweet +Hope Farley, a little lame girl my mistress knew and loved. + +After I have had my "forty winks" and my nerves forget that baby, I +shall remember it all. + + + + +XXI + +JETT + + +The story I am about to tell you has for its chief interest a little +lame girl, very sweet and lovely, who died in old Salem many years ago. +I think good children are almost as nice as good little kittens. + +As Jett belonged to this little girl, I must tell you about her, that +you may know how devotedly a cat can return affection and kindness. This +is the moral of my story, and I tell it to you in the beginning, though +I know morals usually come on the end. And then people have got all the +interest of the story and they skip the moral. It is better that it +should leaven the whole story. + +Everything about Salem has a fascination for me, and I often think how +nice it would be to fly through the air and take a peep at the people +beneath me; but then, this pleasure is given only to black cats, and +there is no use for any other colored cat to wish for it. + +Little Hope Farley lived in a big, old-fashioned house, with a lovely +garden around it. All the rooms were long and wide, with deep window +seats, cushioned, and very comfortable--a nice place for a cat to sleep +and enjoy herself. + +In one of these nice roomy window seats little Hope would lie, with Jett +curled up by her side. But I must not anticipate; I will tell the story +just as I heard it from Miss Milly. + +Hope was motherless; her father's sister had made up to her as well as +any one ever can the loss of her mother. Aunt Martha was a charming +woman of about forty-five, and she took little Hope into her heart at +once. + +(Dear me! How I wish cats had aunts! I do think they are just the nicest +people to care for the unfortunate that can be found.) + +Hope's father was a literary man, buried in his studies and books. When +a man is that way inclined, he might, for all the good he is to his +family, be buried in earnest. Then they would have his memory, and one +could read on his tombstone how great a man he was, and the papers could +praise him and speak of virtues that nothing but his death would ever +have brought to light. + +Aunt Martha was abroad when his wife died, and Hope, who was but three +years old, was left to the care of a nurse. + +Some carelessness caused her to fall, and a curvature of the spine and +lameness for life were the consequence. + +Dear me! These "curvatures" and such big words will kill me; but I must +tell this story just as my mistress told it to me, for if ever she reads +this little book, I want her to know how well I remember all she said. + +After Hope met with the accident that crippled her for life, her father +wrote to his sister to return and care for his unfortunate child and his +helpless self. + +She willingly accepted the charge, and soon found she had a "white +elephant" on her hands. Her brother buried himself in his books, and to +her care was left not only his child, but the whole household. He did +pay the bills, but it was because he had the money; else he would have +left even that to her, for she had a good fortune of her own. + +Hope repaid her for her care by loving her with all her heart, and they +were very happy together. + +The beautiful garden was a great source of pleasure to them all. Even +the father would walk up and down with his hands behind him; and +although he did not seem to notice anything, the air, the fragrance of +the flowers, and the peace of the scene probably gave him strength. + +Around the sides of the garden, by the high fence, were currant bushes +thick and plenty. The fruit was large, red, and tempting, and the +flowers of every kind growing in their native beauty made the spot an +earthly paradise. There were tall hollyhocks, double leafed, red and +white, bachelors'-buttons, beds of pinks, and roses of every variety, +lilies of the valley, modest but bound to be noticed for their rare +fragrance, and beds of pansies that would have made the fortune of the +florist. But here no thought of money crept in to mar the beauty of +God's free gift, the beautiful flowers. + +The garden sloped down, joining the land belonging to the next house, +that faced on the side street. The low fence was broken, and just where +the gate had hung, a hedge fence supplied its place, as the gate had +fallen to pieces. The rank weeds and flowers grew in tangles; Nature +seemed to have fought with Art, and to have gained the victory. + +The estate had been unoccupied for years, the owner having just died far +away from home, where he had been for years in pursuit of health. His +heir, a distant cousin, was expected to make his home here; as his +business was in Boston, it would be very convenient. + +Great curiosity was expressed regarding the newcomers, particularly as +there was a mystery regarding the neglect of the place for so many +years; and a mystery in old Salem always wore a bewitching air. + +About ten days after their arrival my story commences. + +It was way down near the broken gate, under the sheltering boughs of an +old apple tree, that a most luxurious seat had been contrived. Like a +couch, it was protected at the back by cushions like the seat. + +It was high noon of a sultry day in June, yet the thick leaves of the +old apple tree formed a perfect shade for the dear little child reposing +in this lovely retreat. The little silent figure and the crutches, +leaning against the seat, told the whole melancholy tale: little Hope +Farley was a cripple. + +The soft hum of bees and insects filled the air, and the scent of +flowers perfumed all around, and the bright blue sky above, lending its +soft light, made her seem a part and portion of this charming picture of +nature. Her doll, her dearest companion, was by her side. She had given +her the quaint old-fashioned name of Joanna, and never suffered it to be +abbreviated. + +She held conversations with her, and confided all her little troubles to +her wooden ear. (It would be well if wooden ears and cats' ears were the +only ones to hear secrets, would it not? I must put in my cat's oar once +in a while, for, you see, this story is a big one for a cat to +remember.) + +This day Joanna was particularly unsatisfactory, and Hope, getting tired +of her airs, said:-- + +"Joanna, why are you so silent? Don't you hear the bees, and can't you +see that great speckled toad under the currant bushes, hopping about? +Oh, no, you don't like such things. You prefer flowers. Well," after a +pause, "so do I. And I do love you, you dear, dear dolly." And she +hugged her in her arms. + +A slight crackling of the bushes and a scornful laugh caused Hope to +start and look up, just as a lad of about twelve years of age presented +himself on the other side of the hedge. He was a big, fair-haired boy, +handsome, but rough looking, and rude as a young bear. + +"What do you do that for, you little silly? That old doll don't know +anything! Come, and let's play something." + +Hope looked at him with wide-open eyes. + +"Sulky little monkey!" he indignantly exclaimed, "why don't you speak? +Say," after a pause, while he regarded her with surprise, "why don't you +want to play?" + +She looked at him in pathetic silence, then her eyes glanced at her +crutches. + +As he followed her glance, surprise, sorrow, and pity transformed his +face. After a time he said in a subdued voice:-- + +"I am sorry I was so rude. I did not know. May I come over there?" + +Hope saw how sincere he was, and in her quaint way welcomed him. He soon +cleared the barrier, and seated on the stump of a tree they were very +soon acquainted. + +Every day after that they met, and soon became fast friends, exchanging +childish confidences and mutually petting Joanna, for Jack was loyal to +all of Hope's belongings. + +(Now I must draw a breath, and put in my cat's oar. I have made you +acquainted with Jett's two stanch friends, and you will better +understand the story. I do pity Hope, for my shoulder troubles me very +much, and I have to wait before I jump as I used to, and I know that she +suffered, and I am very glad she had a cat to comfort her. I think +sometimes if I could see these beautiful places and run around among the +flowers, how happy I should be; but that is one of my air castles. But +in the hereafter I know it will all be mine, and the gardens and fields +of Paradise compensate for those we have not here. Now I will return to +my story.) + +One day, after Jack had been a long time silent, he suddenly said, "Have +you got a step-mother?" + +"A step-mother? What is that? My mother is an angel. She died when I was +two years old." + +"Well," he said, "you will have one, never fear; your father will get +one. My mother died when I was five years old, and now--a year ago--my +father went and got one. So will yours." + +"You bad boy! He won't. My Aunt Martha won't let him. You are a dreadful +boy to talk so!" + +"Don't be down on a fellow so. Much you know about men. Your father's no +better than mine. He'll get a wife yet, see if he don't; and you will +hate her just as I do my step-mother. + +"My father loved me till this woman came. He used to take me everywhere +with him, and he cried when I begged for my mother after she died; he +hugged me and called me his poor little chap. And _now_ it is all over. +I have never called her mother, and I never will. She killed Pipkin, my +mother's cat, just as soon as she came. She made the servant drown her, +because she was treacherous and broke a saucer, and she was afraid of +her. + +"She is a beast. Dear old Pipkin is better off away from her; but I do +miss her and will never forgive that woman. My mother would kiss me, and +then Pipkin and the kitty would lie beside me for company; and after my +mother died that cat was all the comfort I had. The servants loved her. +Not one of them would have killed her, but this woman has servants who +will do her dirty work. + +"She has red cheeks and a white skin, and a big mouthful of teeth that +she is showing all the time, just like old Towzer, the bulldog." + +"Why does she hate you?" Hope asked. "Can't you make her like you?" + +"What a little goose you are! Like me? Not she. She wants me to die, to +get my money that my mother left me. She told my father he ought to take +board for me, for I had more money than they had. 'What,' he said, 'take +board for my own son?' This did touch poor dad; but she soft-sawdered +him. And then I wanted to run away, and I will some day, and join Uncle +Jack, for whom I am named. He is in India. He loved my mother, his +sister, and he would care for me. But you see I do love dad; and now I +could not leave you." + +Hope smiled such a sweet look upon him, saying, "You are a dear good +boy, and my Aunt Martha will be a mother to you just as she has been to +me." + +And in truth this childish friendship had worked wonders in Hope. She +was able to walk about the garden with her crutches and his help, for he +was very careful of her, and proud to be of use in amusing her. Aunt +Martha took the bright, honest boy into her heart, and he loved her +dearly. + +One day when Jack came over the hedge he found Hope in great excitement. +Her apron covered some mystery that was very soon revealed--a coal-black +cat, perfect in every way, a real witch cat, with not one mark about her +from the tip of her ear to the end of her tail. Yellow eyes of the most +unfathomable depth and a spasmodic wag of the tail proved her temper to +be of the peppery kind. + +"Where did you get her?" asked Jack. + +"She came to us. When Aunt Martha opened the door this morning to take +in the paper, she walked in. She came into the dining room, and when I +called her, she jumped up in my lap and drank milk from a saucer. She +bites and claws the rest if they touch her, but licks my hands and purrs +when I talk to her. Where she came from I do not know, but I love her +already almost" (with a remorseful look at Joanna) "as well as I do my +dear dolly." + +"I should think so," replied Jack. "I can't see how you can care so much +for that old doll." + +"Oh, don't, Jack! She is a dear, lovely, good old girlie" (with a hug +and a kiss on Joanna's old battered face). + +This Jett resented. Flying at Joanna, she stuck her sharp claws in her +blond hair, dragging out a big tuft of it. + +Jack shouted, "Go it! go ahead! tear her old wig off!" + +Hope relieved and comforted her dear dolly, pushing the black termagant +from her lap, and saying to Jack: "You are a cruel boy. I will have +nothing to do with you." + +This Jack could not bear, for he was a tender-hearted little fellow. + +"Oh, come now," he said, "don't be so hard on a fellow. I never knew +anything about dolls. I daresay Joanna is very nice. See here, perhaps I +can mend her head." And he did very skilfully, and thus restored peace. + +Then came the question of naming the cat. + +"How would Nig do?" said Hope. + +"Oh, don't! _She_ had a dog called Nig, and it died. I was glad of it." + +"Oh, no; if _she_ had anything named Nig I will not have Kitty called +so." Hope was firm in her belief in Jack's wrongs, and disliked his +step-mother with all her heart. "We must call her something of that +kind, for she is jet-black." + +"Well," said Jack, "you have just said it. Why not call her Jett?" + +So Jett she was named, to their great satisfaction. + +"She must be half mine, and I will bring her all the scraps I can, for +cats want no end of meat. That is," he said, "if I can get anything. +_She_ would like to starve me. She says I have such a rude appetite that +it makes her sick." + +"What a horrid woman! I don't believe your appetite is big; and if ever +you are hungry, just let me know, and my Aunt Martha will give you all +you can eat, for she loves to see me relish anything." And it was quite +noticeable how often little nice things were brought out for Jack, quite +accidentally, to save his pride. + +"Oh, never mind," he said; "only it's a bothering shame father is so +generous he never can see what is going on. We never had such meanness +and scrimping before. There was always enough and to spare. Now there is +not enough to feed a cat on. And a dog she will not let me have. She +says that they are gluttons." + +But I must curtail my story; it is getting too long. + +Jack had a parrot called Bimbo. As it was a gift from his rich uncle, he +was allowed to keep it. + +With Joanna, Jett, and Bimbo the children were very happy. Bimbo was +very happy on the bough of the old apple tree. He was deeply interested +in Hope, and eyed her in a most sympathizing manner. + +The first time he saw her use her crutches he gave vent to a succession +of groans, and moved first one foot and then the other as if in pain, +and after that he would move to a branch over her couch, and look down +upon her in the most affectionate manner. Often he would astonish them +by some remark drawn from the storehouse of memory. + +No wonder Jett was jealous of him. When she first heard him speak, she +opened wide her eyes, and stared at him in astonishment. The children +shouted with laughter, and Bimbo kept up a silly cackle, encouraged by +their approval. This was very provoking to Jett, as cats do not like to +be laughed at, and she resented it in Bimbo. + +After she had given him a scratch that he remembered he looked at her +with fear and trembling. He soon learned to say "Jett." Though he said +it in a soft, hesitating manner, she was deeply offended. She would give +him a look that would keep him silent for hours. + +She never could understand why such an uncouth-looking bird should have +the power of speech given to him, while a handsome, intelligent cat +could not speak at all; and the mystery of it made her very savage to +poor Bimbo. + +Of course the children shared their confidences with their pets, and if +Mrs. Thornton had fallen into the clutches of Bimbo or Jett, she would +probably have borne marks of the encounter. Joanna's wrath was +suppressed; sometimes, however, silent wrath is the deepest. + +One day they were in earnest conversation, Jack relating his wrongs; +while Bimbo, seated on his bough, listened in silence. Suddenly, to +their surprise, he said in a subdued voice: "She's an old devil! so she +is! how droll! Ha! ha! ha!" ending with, "Well, I never!" + +The children were convulsed with laughter. Even Aunt Martha could not +resist the ludicrous situation. Bimbo, in great delight, gave a +succession of "ha-ha's," ending with "Oh, she's a devil!" Aunt Martha +covered him with her apron, and silence at once ensued; for he knew that +was a mark of disgrace. + +"Oh, Aunt Martha," said Jack, in a whisper, "don't you think it strange +that Bimbo knows all about her?" + +"Nonsense!" she replied. "Did you ever hear Bimbo swear before?" + +"Never. He used, when I first had him, to say a few bad words, but +covering him up made him know he must not repeat them; but to-day he has +applied them where they are true. Whenever she is around, he swears all +the time, and I keep him out of her way, for he knows her. She says I +taught him. It is false. Uncle Jack bought him of some sailors. They +gave him a good character, and Uncle Jack said if he ever used bad +words, it would teach me a lesson never to say anything I did not want +him to repeat." + +"Very wise of your uncle. You must do as he has advised, and you will +soon teach him better." + +Just here, Jett, who had been a silent witness of the scene, could bear +it no longer. She flew up the tree and out on the bough where Bimbo sat +in disgrace, and drawing off the apron with sheathed claws, she boxed +him right and left. + +Poor Bimbo retreated to the very edge of the bough, screaming "Jett, +Jett! oh, oh, Jett!" This offended her so much that Jack had to pull her +down by her tail, to save Bimbo's life. + +She was of course very much disgusted at such unusual treatment, and +went off in the sulks. After a time peace was restored, and Bimbo was +happy, for they were all very kind and sympathizing, and Hope smoothed +his feathers where Jett had attacked him, and Jack told him he was +forgiven provided he never swore again. + +Aunt Martha told the children a nice, interesting story, while Jack held +Bimbo on his arm, and Hope cuddled Joanna in her lap. + +This home picture was interrupted by Bridget, the cook. She came, full +of wrath, to enter her complaint of Jett, who followed in the distance +as bold as a lion. Bridget said she put some squash pies she had made to +cool for dinner, and she found Jett sitting in the middle of one while +she was eating from the other, her paws and tail going as fast as her +tongue. + +Jack shrieked with laughter when he saw her glossy black fur covered +with squash. Her nose and whiskers were dotted with it, and even her +ears had little yellow decorations. + +As soon as Aunt Martha could command her voice, she consoled Bridget by +telling her she would make a dessert in place of the pies. Then she told +Jett she had better go and get into the waste barrel. And a sight she +was--a picture in yellow and black. + +She went away, ashamed,--not, however, without casting a look of fury at +Bimbo, who was whispering with a smothered chuckle, "Oh, she's a dear! +she's a dear! Oh, oh, Jett! I shall die!" + +Jett preferred a crooked path. Stealing was her delight, for boldly, in +the face of all, she would bring home a chicken she had stolen. No one +molested her, for Aunt Martha paid for the chicken, and as Hope said, +perhaps Jett thought it was like having a bill at a store. She had a +running account at the neighbor's hen-coops, knowing the bill would be +paid. + +The children called her a "grave robber." For once one of the neighbors +lost a little bird. Their little boy was very fond of it, and was +allowed to bury it in the garden. He folded it up in his little +pocket-handkerchief, and put it into the hole he had dug, and covered +the earth over it. He put up a little wooden paper-knife over the grave, +making a nice tombstone, and the design was very appropriate. The top of +the knife was carved with a bush, and a bird was sitting on the +branches. The point of the knife was down deep in the earth, and he +thought everything secure. + +Now Jett knew everything going on in the neighborhood. The bird's empty +cage had been cleaned, and was standing on a bench outside the kitchen +door. Jett had interviewed the cage and tried to get in, but finding the +door too small, she had seated herself to think it out, wondering in her +mind where the bird had gone. When she heard footsteps, she mounted to +her post of observation on the fence; and when she saw the boy bring out +the bird and bury it, she was perplexed. + +A cat never allows a mystery to go unsolved. After it was all over she +waited a suitable time, and then she made an investigation. She walked +around the monument, she smelt of it, and she clawed it a little. By the +time she had satisfied her curiosity it looked like the Leaning Tower of +Pisa. That it moved was probably a suggestion to her, for she began +scratching the earth; and it soon fell over, leaving a bit of the grave +clothing of the poor little bird exposed. This at once was proof +positive, and after scratching away the earth she found the mystery. + +Jerking up the handkerchief, she soon landed the little corpse, and then +she examined it with a critical eye. No coroner inquiring into the cause +of a sudden death could have been more careful. After she had inspected +it thoroughly she took one claw in her mouth and started for the house, +and never rested till she had with great difficulty deposited that bird +in its cage and pushed to the door. Then she went home, satisfied that +she had done an act of justice and humanity. + +It is needless to say how surprised the family were to find the dead +returned to them, and they suspected a mischievous boy who lived near; +but when Jett dug up that bird for the second time, there were +witnesses, and the deed was brought home to her. + +The last burial took place while Jett was shut up. They dared not put up +the monument, for they knew she would discover the grave by that. She +hunted for a week, but she never found that bird again. + +All the neighbors looked upon her as a mysterious element that had come +into their midst. They believed in the witches having unlimited power +over black cats, and never dared interfere with her; indeed, her good +will they were very glad to gain. + +Jett was devoted to Hope. She never killed a rat without bringing it +with a purr of satisfaction, and was not satisfied till her little +mistress had noticed her, and said, "What a good kitty to catch the +naughty rats." + +There was one place the children called the "cats' paradise." It was +down in the corner of Jack's garden. Here catmint grew in rank +profusion. The place was neglected, but nature had rioted there, and it +was all abloom with wild flowers and weeds. + +Here Jett held her afternoon teas and musicales, and she would frolic +with her friends in the sweet-smelling grass. Her high soprano would +mingle with the contralto and other nondescript parts till they produced +a "passion music" so terrible in its results that it required all Jack's +strength to separate them. + +Why these musicales always ended in a free fight, Hope wondered. Jack +suggested that the catmint intoxicated them, for they were usually +captured with their mouths and paws full of it, and as much on their fur +coats as they could hold. But this state of happiness was not quite as +satisfactory to others as it was to the cats and the children. + +Jack announced one day that _she_ had been disturbed by the musicales, +and the catmint period was drawing to an end. Jack said:-- + +"She won't outwit me. Aunt Martha will let me plant some over behind +your large barn, in that field, and we will dry all we can. Jett shall +have her winter supply, and I will treat every cat in the neighborhood." + +Jack worked with a will, and before the man Mrs. Thornton had hired to +remove and destroy the catmint bed had arrived, it was nearly all +transplanted or cut off to dry. They did enjoy that work. + +Hope was seated in a wheel chair her father had bought for her, and Jack +delighted in wheeling. She superintended all the work. + +Aunt Martha allowed the man of all work to plant all that Jack brought +him, though she did not think it best for him to take the catmint from +Jack's garden. + +Jett and Bimbo were very much interested. Bimbo eyed them in solemn +silence for a while, then he yelled, "Go ahead! Hurry up! hurry up! +She'll get you!" till it did seem as if that clever bird knew +everything. + +Jett's help was rather doubtful, though her interest was not. She +followed Jack back and forth, and at every fresh root he would take up +she would turn a somersault in the hole, scratching the earth with all +her might; then she would rush back--a picture of yellow earth, black +fur, and catmint. + +These were happy days, too soon followed by sorrowful ones. As summer +waned, and autumn advanced, the first frost cast a blight on the little +life so fondly cared for by her friends. + +Jack's sorrow, when he was made to realize her danger, was pathetic. He +was now constantly with his little playfellow when she was able to see +him. It was a picture to see her propped up in bed, Jack sitting by the +side, in a little rocker, Joanna in her arms, or if too feeble to hold +her, lying by her side, while Jett was curled up at her feet. + +Poor, sorrowful Aunt Martha hovered around her darling, ready to attend +to her slightest wish. Jett was devoted to her. In this case can be seen +what devoted creatures cats and dogs can be if they are made friends of. +They seem to realize the approach of that dread messenger, and to be +"faithful unto death." + +Jett only left the sick child long enough to take a constitutional and +her meals. Then she would go back and mew piteously, if the door was +closed, to get in to her little mistress. If Hope was asleep, she would +jump up on the bed, stand and look at her a little while, perhaps lick +her hands, and then lie down where she could watch every movement. If +Joanna had fallen on the floor, she would pick her up with her teeth, +give her a real shake, as if to say, "What did you fall down for?" and +then, jumping up on the bed, deposit her in Hope's arms or by her side. + +Never was there a case of greater devotion. She was always pleased to +see Jack. She would lick his face and sit in his arms, but on the least +movement of her little mistress back she would go and watch her with the +deepest affection. + +The end came very suddenly. Just at the close of a lovely October day +sweet little Hope Farley fell asleep. She had seemed to know that the +end was near. She had spoken of her death to her Aunt Martha, saying, "I +am so tired, but I do not want to leave you and my dear ones." + +She had made her auntie promise that Joanna should be dressed just as +they dressed her, and be buried in her arms, saying, "I shall not be so +lonesome with my dear dolly, and I know Jack and Jett will come and see +me often." + +So Joanna had a white cambric embroidered dress just like her little +mistress's, that Aunt Martha made (with tears falling on her work), and +she was laid in her little mistress's arms. Aunt Martha covered her with +flowers, and sheltered her under the sleeve of her little mistress's +dress as well as she could, knowing how much would be said about her +indulging such a queer fancy of the dear child. As Jack said to her, "I +do feel glad Joanna is with her. It seems so hard to put her away +alone;" and Aunt Martha agreed with him. + +They had the greatest trouble with Jett, to keep her out of the room. +Every time the door was open she would hide under the bed. She had taken +Joanna twice out to the seat in the garden, where she had so often seen +her in Hope's arms, and Aunt Martha had to shut her out doors while she +dressed Joanna. + +Hope looked lovely, with beautiful flowers around her, and leaves from +the plants she had loved. Her father was dazed at her loss, but Aunt +Martha and Jack were the real mourners. + +How it happened they never knew. They had kept track of Jett all they +could, and Jack had petted her, and tried to comfort her, but all to no +purpose. She was like a wild cat, crouching down in corners and watching +them all. The last night before the funeral Hope was placed in the +casket, and it was closed. Jett must have crawled into a corner under +the sofa when the door was open, for she was found in the morning, +sitting on the head of the casket, as solemn as if she knew she had been +watching her dear little mistress. + +She was not willing to go to any one, and disappeared till just as the +funeral left the house, when she was seen on the opposite side of the +street. When they reached the old cemetery, she was noticed behind some +shrubs. + +Jack got out of the carriage to see if it was Jett, and take her home, +but could not find her. They thought it could not be she; but when days +passed away and she did not return, they were sure it was Jett who had +followed to her little mistress's grave. They sought her everywhere, +leaving the outbuildings open, so in case she returned she could get in; +but they never found any trace of her again. + +There were stories, that they did not give credence to, of a cat's being +seen hovering around the grave; but many people did believe that it was +Jett guarding the grave of her dear one. + +Superstitious people said that she was a ministering spirit sent to +guard and comfort the life of that dear little child. That her mission +being fulfilled, she went back to those who sent her, perhaps to be +still with the dear child in Paradise. Others said she was a witch cat, +spared for a little while, to be happy in this beautiful home; but her +mission being over, the witches called her back. That perhaps at night +she was allowed to visit the grave of the one she had served so +devotedly. + +But my opinion is, she was just a good, loving cat. She was grateful for +all their kindness, and loved little Hope just as all cats love those +who are kind to them. She had not been born in that home, as one would +know by the strange way she often behaved that she had no training. + +Of course her disappearance is hard to account for; but I do believe she +could not bear to live in that home after Hope had left it, and she +found another one for herself. Of course a cat has a right to an +opinion. This is mine. + +But does it not show how kind, loving, and faithful cats can be? If +properly trained, they make the best companions for children. + +Who that ever has seen dear little kittens, so loving and trusting, +climbing in the arms of those who are kind to them, can doubt they are +given to them for friends? + + + + +XXII + +WATCH AND CHLOE + + +Much has been said of the benefit of example. Why, then, when a cat +follows the example of the people with whom she lives, should she be +called "bloodthirsty" if she kills a chicken? She follows her master to +the hen-coop, and looks on in wonder when he wrings the neck of one of +the chickens he has fed daily. Then when she takes her own method of +killing a chicken for her own eating, where is the harm? She could be +taught better, of course. + +Dogs are taught not to touch game, even when it falls at their feet, +till their master gives them permission. Cats would never steal if they +knew it was wrong. + +Look at my case. After the theft of that meat from the good +"philanthropist," I never took anything else. My mistress made me +understand wherein it was wrong. I felt very much ashamed, though I +could not be blamed. It was one of the most delicious morsels I ever +had. + +If a cat is not well fed, she will help herself, just as, under the same +circumstances, human beings would do the same. It is astonishing how +many peculiar traits are brought out when one studies animals. + +I heard a story of a cat called Tinker, who lived with a very nice +family. They were country people, with a large farm, with horses, cows, +dog, and cat, all well cared for, and favorite companions of the +children. Nothing was ever killed on that place except rats. + +Tinker was a ferocious mouser. She was, however, very fond of all the +animals, and the horses would put their heads down to her when she +rubbed against their legs. Even the cow did not resent it when she would +lick her after she had been milked. They did say that Tinker had been +known to help herself to a little, sometimes, before the good Brindle +had been milked. + +They had hens and chickens in plenty. But they never killed one of their +own, always buying their poultry of the farmers around. They were +content with selling the eggs in great quantities, for the hens were so +well kept that they laid a great many. + +Tinker was well fed; and as she had never seen hens and chickens killed, +she treated them as if their right to live could not be questioned. She +walked out and in the hen-coop whenever she pleased. She had very nice +ways, and was never known to go near the pig-pen, that being, in her +opinion, not exactly a pleasure ground. + +One day the hens were all out in the large field back of the house, when +Tinker was walking about on a voyage of discovery. She soon espied three +little chickens of a very tender age shivering with cold and sending +forth feeble little peeps. She looked around; then mounting on the nest, +she sat over them, and they nestled in her warm fur. + +Soon a great clacking announced the return of their mother. She was +telling all the gossip of the farm to the other hens. She was just as +surprised as she could be to see her place filled. She flew at Tinker in +great wrath. Tinker just raised her paw and kept her back and sat there +as long as she pleased. The mother hen ran about, telling her story to +all the coop assembled to see the fun. Even the lordly rooster cocked +his comb about, in wise deliberation, over this most unusual occurrence. + +The unusual noise drew out the master, who was so well pleased that he +called his wife to see Tinker in her position as chicken nurse. + +As soon as she saw she was appreciated, Tinker left her post, and there +is no doubt the chickens wished their mother had fur on her rather than +stiff feathers. + +Does not this prove that a cat would be kind to all creatures, were the +example before her such as she could follow? Animals learn to kill by +seeing man kill everything he is allowed to without drawing upon himself +the penalty of the law. + +It has often been said that women care more for pets, particularly cats, +than men do. I do not think it is true. Men do not make such open +demonstrations and decorate their pets in the absurd way that women do, +but where they do love them, it is a very lasting affection. + +If you follow the course of children who are cruel to animals, you will +find they meet with their punishment oftentimes in this world. I have a +story to tell in illustration of this fact. + +A very charming family lived not very far from Boston, though their home +was in quite a country place. The family was composed of a widow with +four sons and an only daughter. The eldest son was really the flower of +the family. The boys were all full of life, but very unlike their elder +brother. Robert was a gentleman and a scholar. Mary, the sister, was his +special friend, and he made of her a real chum, telling her all his +plans and in every way making a friend of her. + +They lived in a grand old house. It had been built by their ancestors +some two hundred years. The land about was very beautiful, and they +lived in comfortable style, though not really wealthy. They loved the +old family horse, and the cow would follow every member of the family. +They had a good, big dog; and last but not least a great, dignified cat +called Bruno. + +The cat was the special pet of Robert and Mary. The younger boys teased +him, and he kept out of their way. He well knew how to defend himself, +and they were rather afraid of him. + +There were no near neighbors. The grounds of their nearest companions +met theirs, but nearly half a mile away. As they were not congenial, the +distance was rather satisfactory. + +Bruno would not notice the poor, wretched, hunted-looking cat belonging +to the other place, and she was afraid of every moving thing. The people +were very mean, though they kept up a great show of wealth; the servants +and the animals about the place were half starved. + +Poor Mossy had no one to love her. She had never been petted, and her +life was made still more wretched by the loss of her many kittens. At +last she disappeared. Then they realized her value, for she was a great +mouser, and the place was infested with rats and mice. Knowing their +enemy had gone, they returned in full force, and the people tried in +every way to find Mossy, but in vain. + +After a time the chickens on our friend Robert's place disappeared. They +could find no trace of the robber, though they watched very carefully. + +Max would bark nights, and Bruno, the cat, seemed to be very uneasy at +the same time, as if he heard some intruder. One of the boys would stay +out at night till quite late, but the hen-coop was peaceful; and though +they tried every means, they never caught the intruder. And the chickens +disappeared, all the same. + +At last the boys discovered a hole in the back of the hen-coop, where the +earth had been dug down and room made large enough for a cat to enter. +The boys declared they had seen a cat that looked like Mossy come out of +the pine woods at the back of the hen-coop, and they believed she had +stolen the chickens. + +Robert said, "If it is Mossy, do not harm her, but coax her here and +feed her." + +Robert had always petted her when he could get the chance, but she +seemed to shrink from and distrust every one. + +The boys were not of the same mind. They had no love for Mossy, and +believed in punishing the one who had stolen the chickens. So they +baited a trap with poisoned meat, just outside of the hole, and poor +Mossy was caught. She was quite dead; but, not satisfied, they battered +her head with stones. + +Robert's wrath was terrible when he learned of poor Mossy's fate. He not +only cuffed them right and left, but he told them they had forfeited the +right to the pleasure trips and fun he had promised them. Robert had a +scientific turn of mind, and his experiments were a great wonder and +pleasure to the boys, and the loss of his favor was a severe punishment. + +The next day, when they went out, they said, "We will take the body of +Mossy into the woods and bury it, and perhaps we shall find out where +she made her home." + +They had laid down the body of Mossy on the grass while they went to dig +a grave for her, when a mewing, shrill but feeble, greeted their ears. +They looked back, and a most pathetic sight greeted them: the dead body +of poor Mossy was completely covered by five little kittens. They were +half starved, and were trying to nurse their dead mother. "Oh, ho!" said +the boys, "this is what she was up to! She wanted to raise a family all +by herself." + +The three boys each took a kitten, and, whirling it around, dashed its +little life out against a tree, saying, "We will send her orphans after +the chicken stealer." + +Robert and Mary had followed them, wanting to see that they buried Mossy +as they ought to. They arrived on the scene just at the moment when the +poor little kittens were killed. Robert rushed forward and with one blow +felled one cruel wretch to the ground, while the others fled. + +Poor Mary almost fainted at the dreadful sight; but Robert put the two +little kittens (that he took from their mother's dead body) into her +arms, and as she wrapped them in her shawl, they cuddled up to her so +confidingly that it comforted her, for she said, "They shall never know +sorrow." + +Robert was moved almost to tears. As soon as he could command his voice +he said: "God will punish this act of cruelty, this crime. They are my +brothers, but I would not lift up my hand to save them from prison." + +He then made a grave, and Mary helped as well as she could (with the +little kittens in her arms) to put in leaves, and Robert spread out his +handkerchief and tenderly laid in poor Mossy and her three kittens. It +was a solemn sight. Mary covered them with her handkerchief and a few +more leaves, and then Robert filled in the grave. + +They carried home the two little orphans in silence. The poor things +were very hungry, and Mary fed them and put them into a basket with soft +white wool, and as soon as they opened their eyes she was ready with +milk and petting, that they might not feel their mother's loss. + +Robert was very fond of them. As soon as they could run about he took +them up to his den, where all his time was spent in study, and they were +perfectly at home. They would dart about, over books, papers, and table, +and there was so much electricity about them that Robert named them +Castor and Pollux, for he said they were like a flash of lightning in +their movements. Of course they were called Cassy and Polly. They were +the exclusive property of Robert and Mary, and the boys never dared +touch them. + +The mother, a confirmed invalid, was never told of the boys' wickedness; +for her sister, who had the care of her, with the help of Mary, kept +everything of a disturbing nature from her. + +Strange as it may appear, their instinct taught the kittens to shun +their mother's murderers. They would never go near them; and another +very strange thing--they would never, even when hungry, touch a bit of +chicken. They never went near the hen-coop, and would run and hide when +the hens and chickens were around. + +Is there not some psychological explanation of this fact? Did not the +spirit of the mother in some mysterious way influence her children? + +It was supposed that Mossy, after losing her kittens so often, decided +she would take the matter into her own hands and save those she was +expecting. She went away, when near the time of their birth, and hid +herself in a cave in the rocks, for it was found some time after that +she had made a deep cave, digging it out patiently till it was large +enough for comfort. Chicken feathers were found spread all around, +proving she had thought about the comfort of her children and herself, +and provided them a good home. She stole chickens from the neighboring +coops, and feasted herself and used their feathers. She certainly +displayed human intelligence in her work. + +Castor and Pollux grew up to be very fine cats. They were very smart +mousers, like their mother, and they were devoted to Robert and Mary. +Bruno was quite jealous of them at first; but after a time, finding his +importance was not lessened, he gave in, and treated them with +politeness. When, one day, Cassy brought a mouse he had killed, and laid +it in his arms when he was asleep, he adopted Cassy at once. It was a +real picture to see that big, dignified cat with the plump little +kittens playing around him. They had no respect or veneration in their +intercourse with him. They just loved him as they did everything around +them. + +Mary would take them in to see her mother sometimes when she had a few +hours' relief from pain. The mother would say: "What will you do, Mary, +if Robert or you should marry? You cannot both have the kittens, and you +surely cannot separate them." + +"Oh," she answered, "I shall never marry, and Rob may get a wife who +will not love cats, and I shall have them all my own." + +When she repeated this to Robert, he said: "I shall never have a home +where Castor and Pollux are not welcome. It will be the test I shall +apply to the woman, if I ever find one, whom I propose to make my wife, +whether she loves cats and is kind to dumb animals." + +"You had better not announce the fact; for there are hundreds who would +tolerate even a gorilla and pretend to be fond of it for the sake of +being the wife of my elegant brother Robert." + +He laughed, saying, "Perhaps, in that case, as there are sixty thousand +single women to be provided for, it would be better not to advertise." + +He was truly in earnest, as was soon proved. The young friend of his +sister that he had been very much pleased with, and had paid more +attention to than to any other he had met, came to visit Mary soon after +this conversation had taken place. She was very pretty and charming, +trying to please Robert in every way. Finding he was fond of cats, and +hearing with sympathy the story of Mossy, she was very affectionate to +Cassy and Polly; but they did not reciprocate, and kept away from her +when it was possible. + +One day Cassy sat upon her beautiful new hat and crushed the flowers. +She flew at him in a great rage, saying: "You horrid old cat! I would +not have you around in a house of mine." + +She slashed him over with her bag, while he slunk under the sofa in fear +and trembling. It was the first abuse he had ever known. + +She thought she was alone, and soon left the room with her precious hat. +But she had forever ruined her chance of being Robert's wife; for as +soon as she left the room he moved the Turkish screen that formed a +protection for the window seat where he was lounging with a book, and +stooping down he took poor Cassy from under the sofa and carried him up +to his den, where he remained with his two pets. They were the only +witnesses of the death of his fancy for his sister's friend. When she +called Cassy and Polly to her, he well understood why Cassy crept under +the table out of her sight. + +He became a very successful scientific man, but the brothers met with +retribution for their cruel crime. Two of them were victims of a +railroad accident, while the third died from blood-poisoning from the +bite of a rat he had caught in a trap. Justice was dealt out to them in +full. + +If young people would test each other's natures by their treatment of +animals, there would not be so many deceived and repentant married +people. + +Castor and Pollux lived to be twenty years old. They seemed to bear a +charmed life. They were very fond of each other, but often they would +have a pitched battle and retire to separate corners for a while, but it +never lasted long. They were soon as good friends as ever. + +The lady Robert married was very fond of cats. When she was married, she +could not be separated from her pet dog Fido; but she was mistress and +soon made them understand they must be friends. + +She never allowed either the dog or the two cats to be unjust to each +other. It took time and patience, but she persevered, and was successful +at last. By judicious treatment she made them the best of friends. It +was a very funny sight when Fido would carry some of his candy and put +it on Cassy's and Polly's paws, and then bark with delight at his own +generosity. + +And when her little girl, named Mary, after Robert's sister Mary, who +had died just before his marriage, was born, the two cats and the dog +were her earliest friends, and they often fought for her favor, each +seeming to believe her to be his own special property; but she kissed +and cuffed alike, so they were a very happy family. + +Cassy and Polly were always to be found in their master's study when he +was engaged in absorbing work. They would quietly pore over maps and +charts, as full of interest as they would have been had he been their +teacher. Their master said he had solved many hard questions while +smoothing their soft fur and meeting their intelligent glances. And he +could not help saying, "What do you think of it, my friends?" + +I think a man like the master of Castor and Pollux a true and grand +gentleman. How many might be happy if, like him; they would care for +their humble friends. There is no doubt that a cat oftentimes helps out +some problem. + +My mistress would sometimes take me in her arms and look into my eyes. I +could feel that look right into my heart, and I know that I answered it, +for she would say, "Oh, Daisy, you have given me an idea." And I would +advise my friends, both young men and women, when you have some +difficult problem or study, take your faithful friend, the cat, look +deep into her eyes while you tell her your perplexity, and see if she +does not help you solve the difficulty. There is an electric current +that passes into your brain from hers, and clears away the mists from +your understanding. Then your kindness to your dumb friend is rewarded +by the success you deserve. + +There is another story I like very much. It is about a cat and a dog, +and they lived in Beverly, in a very beautiful place quite near the +shore. + +The dog's name was Watch, and the cat was named Chloe. Watch was not a +handsome dog, but he was a faithful, good little fellow. He had very +short legs (my mistress said, just like a cricket). He was a dark +yellow, or what now is called a dull old gold. He had a very broad back, +where Chloe could sit comfortably whenever she pleased. + +Watch was very humble, and believed in "woman's rights" evidently, for +he never offered any resistance when Chloe saw fit to use him for an +easy-chair. He would crouch down on his short legs, and solace himself +with a good sleep--that was his panacea for every ill. But he never +allowed his master, whom he worshipped, to take one step without rising +and standing in respectful silence or following him at a distance. This +was very exasperating to Chloe, for he would shake her off with scant +ceremony to do honor to his master. + +But Chloe had no reverence or respect for anything but a good dinner. +Many were the cuffs she gave poor Watch, which he bore meekly, because +he would rise when his master appeared and disturb her sleep. + +He was really a refrigerator color. His fur was short and stiff, his +ears were large and prominent, drooping, unless something unusual +aroused him. Then his interest only lasted for a moment. He would +relapse into the stolid, silent dog they all believed him to be. He +identified himself with the family, though he did not join in their +sports; but he always knew just what was going on, and would follow them +at a distance wherever they would go. + +His master was his idol. He seemed to live for him alone. His bright, +beadlike black eyes were always fixed on his master's face, and he knew +every change of expression. His master would say, "Watch is the only one +of my children with black eyes; he takes after me." Years after Watch +died there were two little black-eyed girls born, but Watch could not +enjoy the sight of them. + +Chloe was a calico cat, yellow, with patches of dark and white spots. +She was not much prettier than Watch, but the children thought her +beautiful and loved her dearly. + +Their father had made them a wooden doll, and they were as pleased with +it as children of to-day are with the elegant creatures who can open and +shut their eyes and squeak out "mamma" and "papa." The children had been +brought up to enjoy and believe Bible stories, and they thought the +highest honor they could give that doll was to call it by a Bible name. +So, after a discussion, they named it Amminadab, for the very reason +that it was very hard to pronounce and impossible to understand. + +Chloe and Watch were very good friends. To be sure, Watch never dared +say his soul was his own in Chloe's presence. Possibly that was the +reason they had peace. + +Chloe had a very roving disposition. Day after day she would go off into +the woods near by, and then Watch would suffer great anxiety. He would +go out into the road, and look up and down, and then indulge in a mild +bark. He never would go to sleep till she returned, and would meet her +with the greatest satisfaction, wagging his short tail and walking +around her as if to say, "You _have_ come back, haven't you?" He +delighted to see her run up trees, and would look up at her, and bark +with pride, never at all jealous of her superiority. + +When the children went down to bathe, Watch would attend them as +body-guard. They always carried their doll and gave her to Watch to take +care of. They would place her on a high rock, while Watch would sit down +beside her, with his paws on her dress, to keep her from falling off. +They would say, "Watch, take good care of her," and then they were sure +he would never leave her. Chloe did not often go with them, for cats do +not like the water as dogs do; but she knew where they were and was very +impatient for them to return. + +One day when their mother said, "Chloe, where are the children?" she ran +down toward the water and back again several times. + +Their mother laughed, saying, "Go and bring them home." And sure enough, +the children were amused to see Chloe on the rock by Watch's side. She +took hold of Amminadab by her dress, and tried to pull her away from +Watch. But here she was mistaken in thinking he would give her up. He +held his ground. He had been told to guard that doll, and guard her he +would. Chloe tugged at her dress, tearing it with her teeth, but he held +on. Then she fell upon him, and cuffed and clawed him, while he tried to +dodge her all he could; but at one hard blow, in defending himself, he +loosened his hold a bit on Amminadab, and Chloe, with one good pull, +gained the victory and ran home, dragging the poor doll over the ground, +bumping her poor wooden head without mercy. This was too much for Watch. +He ran in pursuit, but his short legs were no match for her long ones, +and she reached home, dropping Amminadab on the threshold long before he +arrived. + +Then ensued a fight to carry her back, and the master, who always took +the part of Watch, had to separate them. He took the bone of contention +into the house, and that settled it. + +They were sincere friends, however, and later on, when poor Watch was +unfortunate, the good heart under Chloe's rough exterior was shown. +Watch lost his hearing and then his eyesight, and it was then Chloe came +to his aid. She helped him and seemed always to have the care of him on +her mind. She hovered around him when carriages drove by, and he, not +seeing or hearing them, would sit in their track. She would drag him +away by the ear or push him away and share his danger. And he soon +followed her slightest touch. + +She would often put his food under his nose, for he at last lost even +his sense of smell. The sense of feeling he never lost, and would put +out his paw, and his poor old heart would beat while he would give forth +a cracked and feeble bark when his master touched him--loyal and +faithful unto death! + +His master could not bear the thought of parting with him, though he +knew it must be, for he was in danger of being killed all the time, and, +having lost all his senses, he at last refused food, and they were +obliged to "put him to rest." Chloe was inconsolable. She wandered about +everywhere, searching for him. + +One day they saw her lying down on some shining object. They found it +was an old collar belonging to Watch that she had found in the attic. +She fought when they took it away from her; and when they returned it, +she carried it out to the barn and put it in the corner where Watch used +to lie. + +There were warm sunny places he had selected to rest himself in when he +grew tired and sick, and Chloe went to every one of his old haunts and +made her bed. She attached herself to the master just as Watch had done, +and seemed overjoyed if he noticed her. Very soon the sympathy between +them in their mutual loss made them real friends. He would talk to her +about Watch, and she seemed to understand all he said. It was a real +comfort to him. + +It is often said that a dog is more companionable than a cat, and has +higher intelligence. That is not true. Cats fully understand everything +that a dog does; but a dog is trained, and no one but a real cat lover +would ever think of training a cat. + +Chloe never regained her bright spirits after the death of Watch. She +did not wander off into the woods so often, attaching herself more to +the children and her home. She followed the children like a shadow. She +could play hide-and-seek in and out the pine trees, jumping out on them +in real earnest, and was always the first one to find the hiding place. + +On the place was a real old-fashioned well. Chloe was very fond of that +well, and the bucket was a real friend. Warm days she would lap the +drops of water from its sides, for it was like ice water. + +One day a kitten belonging to a neighbor mounted on the side of the well +and looked down with wonder into the boundless depth. It was a perilous +seat. Chloe, not pleased at the kitten's rashness, ran around the well +and in every way tried to call her down from her perch; but she was an +obstinate little creature and took no notice of Chloe's evident +distress. Finding moral suasion of no avail, quick as a flash she flew +up, and, taking her by the nape of the neck, deposited her in safety on +the grass, where they had a good romp together; and she never allowed +that kitten to go near the well again without her company. + +The master would say, "We need not fear for the children; Chloe will +never let them approach the well without her company." + +It was very funny, one day when the children, returning from a long +tramp in the woods, discovered they had left Amminadab behind. There +were lamentations loud and long; they were sure they would never again +see their dear dolly. Their father asked them if Chloe was with them. +Yes, they said, but they did not notice her coming home. Their father +walked out into the road, looking in the direction the children had +taken. Soon he espied a small cloud of dust and, as it came nearer, a +small yellow object, dragging in its mouth something that retarded its +progress very much. Soon poor Chloe arrived and laid Amminadab at the +feet of her master. She had walked all the way from the pine woods, +dragging that heavy wooden doll by the dress, which bore marks of her +teeth, having to shut them tight to bear the strain of that weight. She +had to take frequent rests, and Amminadab's head was covered with +scratches from the stones she had bumped; but she was all there, and +when Chloe laid her on the doorstep, she sat down panting and tired, but +with the satisfaction of having done her duty just as Watch would have +done. + +She was petted and praised. Her master brought her out a nice supper of +fried fish, and she was perfectly happy. After she had acknowledged all +their thanks, she washed her face (cats never pick their teeth in +company) and laid herself down on a rug where Watch had enjoyed lying, +and slept "the sleep of the just." + +She was faithful to the end. To the last day of her life she would never +allow Amminadab to be left out of the house without the children, but, +taking her in her mouth, would carry her in to her place in the +playroom. She would pick up the children's clothes. If they dropped a +ribbon or a bit of paper, she would be sure to pick it up and put it on +a chair or sofa. + +She died peacefully, and her grave was made by the side of her friend +Watch. + +It is certain that the family never had truer friends than this dog and +cat. They all remember them, and count them with those loved ones of +whom it is so comforting to say, "Not lost, but gone before." + + + + +XXIII + +THE STORY OF BLACKIE + + +One of our friends boarded in a family where cats were treated in a +cruel manner. Often when my mistress visited her, the tales of woe about +poor, ill-used cats made her very sad. Cats always found our friend's +room, and proved very loving and grateful for her care. She kept them in +her room all she could, always feeding them; and as she had her meals +sent to her rooms, she had pieces of meat and always a plenty of milk to +give them, and they were very thankful; they loved her dearly. She said +they were hunted about, and never knew what it was to have a kind word +spoken to them. + +One nice cat had several kittens that were kept for the little son of +the family to abuse. One of them ran away from him, and was jammed into +the crack of a door and killed. Another had its back broken under the +rockers of a chair; while the boy had the third one by the tail, +swinging it about, banging its head against door-steps, till its feeble +moans made the neighbors call to him; and as he paid no heed to them, +one good-hearted Irish girl rushed out and, with a good shake, took the +kitten in, and ended its sufferings in a pail of water. You do not often +see a real, true-hearted Irish girl that is cruel to animals. + +The mother of that boy never noticed any complaints made to her of her +child's cruelty to animals. She allowed him to do as he pleased with his +living playthings, regardless of their suffering. + +At last the cat ran away or was stolen, and my mistress's friend said +she hoped they would never have another. + +A little sister had been born, and at an early age developed the same +cruel traits that made her brother a terror to all animals. At last, +after some months, they had a black kitten given them. She was about six +months old, a beautiful black, and she had very sharp claws. Though the +boy was obliged to keep away from her,--for she defended herself with +her sharp claws,--her life was wretched. The first lesson she learned +was to defend herself, and look upon every one as her enemy. + +She had not one friend. No one ever spoke a kind word to her, and she +was given wretched food and bones, for the boy devoured every scrap +usually given to a cat. Then she was hunted into the cellar to find +rats, and her life was one long punishment. No resting place, no nice +corner, or bed to call her own--she was an object of pity indeed. + +At last a gleam of light dawned on her darkened life. A mouse had been +heard in the room of our friend, and Blackie was sent up to catch it. +She cowered down in one corner, trembling all over, not knowing what +would be done to her. When the lady took her on her lap, smoothed her +soft fur, she seemed to realize that there was something besides kicks +and blows for her. When laid on a soft wool shawl on the lounge, she +testified her delight by "kneading up bread" on the shawl with her +claws, till she was tired, then purred out her satisfaction, and at last +indulged in a good sleep, though starting and trembling at every sound, +for cats are all nerves and sensitive in the highest degree. That night +she caught a mouse, and after that was allowed to sleep in the room for +a long time, and she effectually cleared the place of them. + +When she slept downstairs again our friend had given them a box for her +to sleep in, with old blanket pieces folded to make her comfortable. +This was to be kept in the passageway just out of the kitchen, that she +might keep the rats away. + +She had got so attached to her friend by this time that she did not +relish being out of her room at all, and early in the morning she would +be up at the door, crying like a child to be let in, if the door was +closed. + +It was a very great trial to this kind-hearted lady, for she could not +keep Blackie all the time, and knowing she would be away in summer some +months, she was very unhappy about leaving Blackie. She tried to +interest the people in the house in her, but it was of no use. The +mistress of the house hated Blackie, frequently threatening to get rid +of her. She dared not offend her boarder, so she contented herself with +abuse of the poor cat on the sly. She did not half feed her, but the cat +knew where she could always get food, for the kind friend would buy meat +for her and feed her well. Blackie turned from them all. She did not +believe in any one but her kind friend, so it was impossible to help +her. + +All the lady could do when she went away was to speak for her to all of +the people she could in the house, and to give the servants money to buy +meat and to be kind to her. But she always left with a heavy heart. + +At last Blackie was to have her first kittens. She, with that rare +instinct that cats have at such times, established herself on the lounge +in her friend's room, and if not forcibly removed, would ignore her +hunger rather than go down in quest of food. She was determined her +kittens should be born in luxury and under the care of her kind friend. +Her friend did not fail her. She provided a nice box, all lined and made +soft inside; and although she could not have it in her room, she went +down every night to see that Blackie was made comfortable. + +Poor Blackie! She had a determined will, and escaped from her box the +night her kittens were born, and got up to her friend's door, where she +cried, and then lay down as near the door as she could, and bore her +pains in silence, like the patient creature she was. + +As soon as morning came she was carried down and put in her nice box +with the seven little kittens she had borne. Her friend took care that +they disposed of them humanely, keeping only one. Blackie never rested +till she brought up that kitten and laid it in a large chair; then she +felt relieved. She would take it up the two flights of stairs, then put +it down at her friend's door, while she mewed and scratched till it was +opened to her. She was very happy with her dear little kitten, and truly +it was a lovely little creature--a real tiger-striped gray. + +Blackie was perfectly at home; she cast off the care of her kitten, and +rested and got up her strength in this peaceful element. She had avoided +the boy tyrant and hid her kitten away from him, and his mother dared +not help him find it, fearing Blackie's friend. + +The kitten was just the smartest little creature. She soon got big +enough to go up to her friend's door, and mew just like her mother, and +she cuffed and fought Blackie in a way that proved she would be able to +defend herself. Her mother was not so fond of her after she began to +show her independence. She tried to keep her in subjection, but found +her to be unmanageable. When she went out to parties nights, her mother +was very morose over it; and when her first kittens were born, she +disowned her altogether. She never would stay in the room with her. + +The little kittens were all four allowed to live, and were around the +kitchen, under people's feet, abused by the children, and Kitty Gray, as +the friend called her, was just wild to get them up into her room. But +Blackie, their grandmother, drew the line here. She stood on the stairs, +and Kittie Gray with her "No Name Series" (as Miss Milly called the +kittens) were never allowed up there. + +Poor Kittie Gray! She could not understand it. She had had such a happy +childhood, and now the change was fearful. From a bright, happy cat she +became a snappish, nervous creature, all the time in fear for her +kittens. Sometimes Blackie did try to save the poor little creatures +from the children, but it was of no use. Their mother hated her because +she had defended herself from that boy, and they kicked and cuffed her +till she was obliged to abandon the wretched little creatures to their +fate, and the boy and girl tortured them just as they pleased. Their +mother said Blackie was a thief, stealing things to eat all the time, +and she hated her. She said, as soon as her kittens were born, she would +get rid of her. + +When the good friend of Blackie heard of it, she talked seriously to the +woman. She told her that with her feelings she never ought to keep a +cat. She said that Blackie had well paid for her home in keeping them +free from rats. She said, "The cat would not steal if you would give her +enough to satisfy her hunger." Then she tried superstition as a reason +to be kind to her. + +"She is a black cat," she said, "and they are supposed to have the power +of making or injuring your fortunes. There are people who would never +dare turn a black cat from their home, and would consider it a mark of +good fortune to have one an inmate of their family. If you get rid of +Blackie, you will never prosper. At least," she said, "have it done +mercifully." + +It did seem as if poor Blackie knew she was doomed. She never was like +herself. Though she would go up to her friend's room and cry to be let +in, she was very unhappy, and if any friends came in, she would run and +hide, instead of remaining to be noticed as she had before. She was the +most wretched cat, and all the petting her friend gave her was no +comfort to her. She had a premonition of her fate. Kitty Gray dared not +go near her, and it was between two fires that their kind friend lived +at this time. + +She was away for two days, but the servant had promised to look after +the cats and earn the money given her for that purpose. On the lady's +return at night, as she had company, she had no chance to ask after +Blackie. In the morning no little voice greeted her; and later, when she +opened her door, Kitty Gray crept in alone. She looked frightened, and +began hunting around the room, mewing piteously. She was dazed, poor +little creature! by the scene she had witnessed. + +The lady said all at once a faintness came over her, and as she fell +back on the lounge she seemed to realize what had taken place. She had +not believed they would dare do this thing. She rang the bell several +times; then the servant came up, looking very much frightened. + +"Maggie," said the lady, "where is Blackie?" + +The girl hesitated, but at last said, "She is given away." + +"That is not true; I want the whole story," said our friend. + +Maggie then said she had promised not to speak of Blackie. + +"Very well; you can send Miss M. to me, if she is in the house." + +Very soon the young lady from the next room came in. She said: "I was +just coming in to tell you this sad story. I leave the house next week +to go West. Had I not proposed going there, I should not have remained +in this house another day. As it is, I have never been downstairs since +you left, and I never shall go to that table again." + +Then she told her story. She said the night after our friend went away +she saw Blackie at her door, and petted her and carried her down to her +box and helped the girl give her some food. In the morning she did not +get down to the table till late, and then there seemed something very +unusual in the atmosphere of the house. She went out as usual to see +Blackie, but the mistress of the house shut the door, saying, "That old +black cat is dead, and I want to hear nothing about her." The young lady +said she was so faint she ran upstairs to her room and burst out crying. + +Later, when the servant girl came up, she made her tell the story. She +said the girl had been told that if she should let Blackie's friend know +how she died, that she should lose her place, but the girl said, "I +don't care. I hate her; and as soon as I can I will leave here." + +She said Blackie had four kittens. As soon as the last one was born, and +poor Blackie lay back exhausted, this fiend in human shape, this cruel +woman, took her and thrust her into a tub of water, holding her down +with all her strength till her struggles and shrieks ended. It was a +wholesale slaughter. Next she put the two good-sized kittens of Kitty +Gray in, and then the four helpless ones of Blackie. The boy and girl +looked on, dancing and yelling till the cries of the kittens were all +still. + +The girl said she thought _Hell_ could not be worse than that scene. +They were thrown into the city cart, a dreadful sight, and one +calculated to harden the hearts of the children, who looked on at the +exhibition of these neglected remains. + +The lady was speechless. She said she could not bear even to see Kitty +Gray, and she wished the poor little creature had been destroyed with +the others. She wrote a note, giving a week's notice that her rooms +would be at liberty, sent for a carriage, and left the house. She sent a +friend to pack her things, and never entered the house again. But she +wrote a note to the woman, saying that she knew the laws of the land did +not punish such crimes, but she said: "God will avenge that poor black +creature; and the sight that you allowed your children to look upon, of +wholesale cruelty, will prove a curse to them. You will never prosper." + +And she never has. The loss of her two best boarders, then the sickness +and death of her husband, the children both of them with some +troublesome disease all the time, filled her cup of woe. In one year's +time her house was empty, and she was obliged to give it up. Wherever +she is, the curse she brought on herself, in the murder of Blackie, will +follow her forever; and she will yet see her children made to suffer for +the cruel natures she encouraged in them. + +Many a murderer can trace back his first wrong act to just such crimes +as this one. The first lessons in cruelty are the ones to be dreaded; +the children cannot reason, and they follow the example of those older +than themselves, and their hearts harden, and no later instructions will +ever counteract their influence. And soon the teaching in our +institutions supplement their home lessons of cruelty, and they are +ready for the pastime of vivisection. No wonder that they are adepts in +this criminal abuse of creatures in their power. And God suffers it just +as he allows men and women to follow their wicked natures and commit +crimes for which they have to pay the penalty. I heard my mistress say +this, and I did comprehend it; therefore I do not hesitate to write it +even if it does sound too deep for a cat. There are cats--and _cats_, +and I am of the second kind. + +I have told you the story of Blackie that you may know what is passing +around you all the time. It is heartrending to see the poor cats +stealing about, trembling and hiding at the sound of a footstep. Half +starved and homeless, what can they do but steal, to satisfy the pangs +of hunger? Think how many people steal dress and jewels to decorate +their sinful bodies, while cats are satisfied with the forms and clothes +their Maker gave them; and they keep themselves clean without the +expense of a ticket to the public bath-houses. + +There is much said about not giving to the poor, for fear of encouraging +laziness. There, again, cats are superior to the human race. You never +find a lazy cat. Give a cat a home, enough to eat, and then give her +work to do, to clear your house of rats, and she will spend days +patiently watching, allowing nothing to divert her attention till she +has accomplished her task, and the rats are all killed or driven away. + +And they feel well paid by kind words. Cats are invaluable to amuse +babies, if you will trust them. I heard a lady say that her baby she +left for hours, with the cat sitting on its little crib. She did not +like the idea of nurse bottles, as she nursed her baby (that being the +fashion at that time); and as baby must have something to go to sleep +on, she made of pounded cracker and sugar a pap and put it into little +pieces of muslin tied around with a string. It was about as big as a +cherry, and the long ends of muslin would prevent the baby from +swallowing it. He would go off to sleep contentedly with that comforter +in his mouth. Nino had looked on with wide open eyes and even ventured +to smell of the little comforters. + +One day, hearing the baby cry after a good long hour's sleep, the mother +went in, and saw one of the funniest sights. She said the baby was +crying, but Nino was lying on her side, with the little comforter in her +mouth. From the noise she made and the satisfied expression on her face +there is no doubt she enjoyed it, just as one does a new discovery in +cooking. When her mistress took it away from her, she made great +resistance. After that, when the baby had his comforter, she always laid +a fresh one by the side of Nino--a very satisfactory move for her. + +She trusted Nino with the children, and Pussy seemed to find as much +pleasure in playing with them as she would have found with cats. There +was never any nice thing given to the children of which Nino was not +given her portion. They never enjoyed their own unless Nino had her full +share. + +Cats are invaluable in stores. There is no doubt they often prevent +robberies and protect their master's property. In a grocery store they +do good service. They keep away rats and save a great deal from +destruction. + +A nice grocer told my mistress that he would not take any sum of money +for his cat. He had a very large gray cat, and he might always be seen +walking about as if master of the store. His bright ribbon bow on his +neck made him doubly attractive to all the children around. He walked +over the boxes and cases, with velvet paws, and never was known to break +or destroy anything. He would lie quite happy in the window where the +sun came on him and would sleep for hours. But let any one presume on +his not hearing, and he would find a very wide-awake cat. + +Dick never allowed cats to visit at the store. He would drive them out +with tooth and nail. But he evidently visited his own friends, for some +days he would be away for hours, though he never was absent nights, his +master seeing that Dick was in his box, on his rug, before he closed the +store. + +The grocer's daughter was very fond of cats, and Dick was a prime +favorite. One evening, on returning home, she found a little kitten on +the doorstep. It was not more than two days old. It appealed to her +heart at once, and she decided to keep it. She gave it some milk in a +saucer, but it did not know how to lap it, and she gave it a few drops +on her finger. From the way it drew her finger into its mouth she got an +idea. She had seen dolls' nurse bottles, and she bought one, filled it +with milk just warm, and the little kitten took to it at once. It was so +happy, sleeping peacefully with that bottle in its mouth, that every one +who saw it was delighted. One friend suggested that the girl should +exhibit the kitten in the window of her father's store. + +It was a dear little black and white kitten, and lying in a basket lined +with blue, a blue ribbon on its neck, and the nurse bottle in its mouth, +it was a lovely sight. A place was made in the large window, a big box +put in, and the basket put on it, and then the crowd were treated to +this little show. Not only children, but men and women, crowded the +sidewalk; and the exclamations of delight and admiration proved how deep +a hold cats have on real true hearts. The grocer facetiously reminded +them that as they had all enjoyed this free show, they might now come in +and patronize him, saying milk was expensive, and nurse bottles consumed +a great deal of the best; that now he had an extra mouth to feed, he +must get more custom. His joke was appreciated, and in a very few days +he found that the increase of trade, due to the charming picture in his +window, was really worth the experiment. And after the people had once +bought of him, his kind heart and the very nice quality of his goods +made them friends and customers from that time. + +But Dick! Wasn't he as mad as a March hare. He looked upon the nurse +bottle as an infernal machine, and the little orphan as a fraud. He +would not go near the basket, but took a seat where he could measure +every drop of milk that was consumed; and although he had always scorned +milk as too weak for him, he would hang around the milk-can, and once, +when it was not given to him, he threw over the can, spilling all the +milk, and then walked away, as if to say, "Now I hope you will give me +my share." And they never after that overlooked him, for he developed +quite a love for what he had before despised. + +His master said he had every reason to be grateful to cats as well as +fond of them, for they cleared his store of rats; and one large yellow +cat he had when he first kept a store, had saved him from being robbed. +The thief had got in through a window, and had made some excellent +selections from the boxes and cases, when the cat, seated on a high +shelf, knocked over a tin cracker box, and that fell against another, +and down went the whole shelf of tins, with a noise like thunder. The +man fled, leaving his tools behind him, probably thinking the store was +filled with armed men. Pretty good work for one cat! + +It seems to me the best combination a safe could have would be a dog and +a cat. At the least provocation they would fight, and this would +intimidate intruders. + + + + +XXIV + +RETRIBUTION + + +A great deal has been said about chloroforming animals. I should prefer +this mode of leaving the world to any other. Miss Eleanor was so unhappy +over hanging, that the desire to have criminals disposed of in that way +was one of her often expressed wishes. If it must be that one murder +should follow another,--"a life for a life,"--why should it be a cruel +one? Justice would be satisfied. + +Miss Milly said, "Oh, that would not be satisfactory to those who +delight in punishing their fellow-creatures." + +While the law will allow such exhibitions, reserved seats, and tickets +to witness the taking of life, and all the etiquette of a first-class +bull fight in Spain, just so long will they persevere in the most +barbarous way of taking life. It is murder just the same, however it is +done. + +Sometimes we really see retribution follow crime. There is no doubt it +is always punished, though it is not given to us to know how it is done. +In the story I am about to relate we can plainly see just how swiftly +retribution followed the sin. + +A friend told my mistress the tale, and it made my hair stand on end. I +suffered so deeply in thinking about it that I know I can tell it in a +forcible manner. Tales of this kind, however we may dislike to hear +them, must be put in black and white before we can reach the hearts of +those in whose power rests the future of that crime called vivisection. + +Millions of innocent victims are offered up every year in the name of +science. It is simply pandering to the low animal craving for cruelty. +No man or woman can witness the torturing of helpless creatures and come +out of the ordeal innocent. Why is the cannibal worse than the doctor +who uses his knife on helpless creatures, teaching a class of young +people to do likewise? Is life safe when the fiendish craving to operate +comes upon him? Would his wife or his child be sacred? Would he not +practise on them? + +And now, as this all-absorbing subject has driven me all around "Robin +Hood's barn," I will tell my story. An elderly lady who was very fond of +cats told the story to her daughter, and from her it came to my +mistress. A niece of this lady, a beautiful girl, had married a young +doctor. Her friends were not pleased with the match, but could not +influence her. She was young, beautiful, and rich. She was her own +mistress, being an orphan, and under no obligation to obey her aunt +unless she would do so willingly. It is a very true saying that love is +blind. She could see no flaw in her idol. + +For two years she travelled in Europe with her aunt, the separation +being a great trial to the lovers. On her return they were married, and +his devotion made her life perfect. When their first child was expected, +they felt that nothing would be wanting to complete their happiness. + +One year from the date of their marriage she died, and a few hours after +her beautiful little son followed her. Her husband was prostrated with +grief, and in two months from the day of her death he left his home and +sought in travel to forget his sorrow. Three years after, he died in +Rome, of fever. + +His friends believed he had recklessly thrown away his life. Without his +wife he cared not to live. But there was a mystery that many friends +suspected, but the truth was never made public. The aunt held the key to +the mystery and revealed the sorrowful secret to her daughter. + +Alice was one of the most sensitive girls. She never would tolerate a +falsehood. She had one master passion, and that was love of animals. Her +horse knew her voice and would follow her about like a dog. But of all +her pets, she loved cats the best. + +Some time before her engagement to Dr. G. she had a beautiful little +kitten. She seemed to live for that little creature. It was always in +her arms and seemed to know as much as a child. When it was eight months +old it disappeared under the most mysterious circumstances. Search was +made, and great rewards were offered, but all of no avail. She mourned +for it, and had it been a child she could not have suffered more. + +She fell ill of low fever, and her friends were very anxious about her. +They never mentioned Little Blossom to her, and she never had another +cat. After her engagement and marriage she was very happy, but never +could speak to her husband about her loss, and he knew nothing of her +love for Little Blossom. They were seldom separated, but two months +before her death her husband left her to visit a patient in a +neighboring town. + +As she was well and cheerful, he did not feel any hesitation at leaving +her, though he expected to be away all day. He was surprised, on his +return, that his wife was not watching for him as usual. He ran up to +their room and, finding the door locked, called to his wife to open the +door. Receiving no answer, he was alarmed and, going through his +dressing-room, entered the room. The odor of chloroform caused his heart +to stand still with fear. His wife lay on the lounge insensible. + +He threw open the windows and used every means in his power to restore +her, and she at last revived. With a look of horror she recoiled from +him, releasing herself from his arms in frantic haste. He thought she +had lost her reason, and when she again became unconscious he took her +in his arms and carried her into her room, where he laid her on the +couch, and she soon revived. Very tenderly he soothed her, asking her +why she had used a dangerous thing like chloroform so recklessly. He +remembered that she had, before her marriage, used it for neuralgia, but +since he had the care of her he had never allowed it. + +She looked with a dazed expression. She trembled all over if he touched +her, and made no answer to his words of tenderness. He telegraphed for +one of the best physicians and a nurse. And then, with the aid of her +maid, who was very much attached to her mistress, he made her as +comfortable as possible. + +The maid could give no explanation of the cause of her sickness. Her +mistress had received several letters, and had been shut up in her room +writing for some hours. She had taken her some toast and tea, though she +did not care to take it. She thought she had taken a chill, for she was +shivering and looked very white. She said she would sleep, and did not +wish to be disturbed. So the maid left her, and had heard nothing of her +since, till called by him on his return. + +Though conscious when the doctor and nurse came, she closed her eyes and +never spoke a word. After an examination the doctor said, "She has +evidently received some shock that has unbalanced her mind." He advised +her husband to keep away from her, as the moment he came near her she +trembled and shrunk away from him. + +It was torture to her husband, but his knowledge taught him that the +doctor was right--that the nearest and dearest are always turned from by +the diseased mind. Though he never left the dressing room, he kept out +of her sight. + +Two days from the time she was taken sick she died, and her little son +followed her a few hours after. She never spoke to them, though they +believed her to be conscious. Their agony and grief did not move her at +all, and in the last few hours convulsions prevented any attempt to make +her speak. + +This was a crushing blow to her husband. To lose her without one word +prostrated him. He was to know a deeper sorrow--one that would admit of +no consolation. It was a long time before he could look over her papers; +but at last it was necessary, and he aroused himself. Then came +retribution indeed. + +A package met his eye, on opening her desk, directed to him in the +handwriting of his wife. The date on the outside convinced him that she +had written it soon after he had left her that fatal morning. It +contained a letter in a masculine hand, but the letter from his wife he +read first. + +From that moment his life was ended. He spoke to no one of his friends +of his sorrow, giving the charge of their home into the hands of the +aunt with whom his wife had lived, and then he left his home, to travel +alone. + +The letter from his wife, and the one she had received that had caused +all her sorrow, was sent to her aunt, at his death, with a letter he had +also written. The letter from his wife explained all. She wrote him that +after reading the enclosed letter all love for him had died out of her +heart, leaving only disgust. She could not endure the thought of him as +her husband. She was determined rather than live with him she would take +her own life and her child's. She could read only cruel thoughts in his +face, and her life would be filled with the dread that she and her child +would be subjects for his knife. + +"My dear Little Blossom was like a child, and I can see her delicate +limbs quivering while you tortured her. I should go mad to live with +you, for her dear little face would always be before me." + +She had evidently fought with her weakness, to finish her letter, for +the writing was almost unintelligible. + +He at once recognized the handwriting of the other letter, and he knew +that there was no appeal from the truth. He could only say in anguish of +heart, "It is just." The letter was directed to her, in her maiden name, +and had been forwarded to her by her aunt. By some mistake it was over a +year since it had been written, and with other papers was found by her +aunt when she opened her house after a long absence. + +It was from one of her old friends, a gentleman of high standing, +holding a very important position in a neighboring city. The news of her +marriage had never reached him, else the letter would never have been +written. He had known her from childhood and had loved her hopelessly. +His letter stated the fact that a power stronger than his own will +obliged him to write to her, and save her from marriage with a man who +would surely make her unhappy. + +"If I cause you great sorrow, in this terrible relation, it may save you +from a life-long unhappiness. Doctor L., my cousin, whom you well know, +is my authority, and will swear to the truth of my story. Willard C., +your little friend and neighbor, will also vouch for its accuracy, for +he took an active part in the scene of which I write. + +"Dr. L., as you well know, is a classmate of the man to whom you are +engaged. And as he was a frequent visitor at your home, and a great +friend of your aunt, you will know there is no appeal against his +report. He returned from Germany last week, and when he asked my sister +regarding news of his old friends, she spoke of your engagement. + +"'Impossible,' he exclaimed, 'of all things this is the most +unaccountable.' + +"'Why?' said my sister; 'they are very fond of each other, and you are +not so shabby, because you have broken with him, to grudge him his +happiness, for he is devoted to her. You will admit it is a good match.' + +"'Yes,' he said, 'so it looks to the world, but he never ought to marry +her.' + +"Then he changed the subject, though my sister tried to get at his +reason for speaking in this manner. After she left us, I at once +insisted on an explanation. Then to my horror and disgust I heard this +fearful story. + +"My cousin said: 'You know my love of animals and my opposition to +vivisection. I have never allowed myself to listen to or assist in any +act of this nature. You know my intimacy with Dr. G., and I never for +one moment suspected him of the cruelty of which I proved him guilty. + +"'Visiting Alice M. so often, I knew all her feelings in regard to +animals, and I knew that her love for cats was the master passion of her +life. Her last pet was a beautiful little kitten. You surely remember +it? She called it Little Blossom. + +"'One evening I called on her and learned from the servant that Miss +Alice had been ill for some days. + +"'On my way home I had to pass Dr. G.'s office, and as I had some +business with him, I thought I would call. I found him very busy. Two +young students were waiting to accompany him to the classroom. He +invited me to go with them, saying, "We have a most interesting subject +to-night." I never thought to ask the nature of the study, and finding +an old friend in the outer room, I remained talking with him. + +"'Soon cries the most agonizing came from the next room, and my friend, +an old physician said: "This is hellish work! G. is a fiend when he is +at it. I must go and prevent all the cruelty I can." + +"'Some power stronger than my own will made me follow him. Dr. G. was +the actor in one of the cruellest cases of vivisection. A lovely little +kitten about eight months old, a pet kitten evidently, he was torturing, +without the least pretence of anaesthetic. Its cries were fearful, but +there was no release for it. I cried to him to give it something to +deaden the pain, but he was deaf to my request. If ever a man's face was +transformed to that of a demon, it was that man's. + +"'Two of the students, to their credit be it said, turned away sick and +faint, while one of them, Willard C. cried out, "My God! it is Alice +M.'s pet, Little Blossom." + +"'I gave one spring forward, and--yes, it indeed was dear Little +Blossom, her lovely eyes starting from her head, her soft fur matted +with blood, while her intestines were exposed to his cruel hand, to be +tortured. I tore a long scarf from my neck, and finding a bottle of +chloroform near, I saturated it with it and covered the dear little +kitten, holding it down with my breast till every sound was still. It +was a fearful task, for I was almost overpowered by the chloroform, and +Dr. G. fell upon me like a madman despoiled of his prey. But others came +to my aid, and Willard C. took the body of the little victim, saying he +would bury it himself. + +"'To Dr. G. I said: "I will never take your hand again in friendship. +Professional honor requires silence, and in this case sympathy with the +owner or the victim will allow you to escape punishment. You know there +is a law against taking a pet animal." + +"'He was in a great rage, saying, "That is not your business. I bought +her of a boy, supposing she was his property. I do not think you are +much of a doctor if you shrink from procuring the knowledge so necessary +to science, however painful the ordeal." + +"'"Never would I be a doctor," I answered, "if I must also be a fiend. +Heaven grant you may never have wife or child, for they would not be +safe from you, if you needed subjects." + +"'He laughed a scornful laugh, saying, "My wife, if I ever have one, +will be obliged to you." + +"'And now, great Heaven! he is engaged to the loveliest and dearest +woman I ever knew, and she is the mistress of Little Blossom whom he +murdered.' + +"'It must be prevented,' I said, as soon as I could control my feeling, +for the fearful tale my cousin had so feelingly related, made me sick. +'She shall never be his wife. I will prevent it, even though I have to +tell her this heartrending story. If she should discover the truth after +her marriage, it would kill her.' + +"I could not sleep that night. I could see Little Blossom in your arms, +with her blue bow on her neck, just under one ear, and I could feel her +soft little paws, when she would give them to me when you told her to. I +could hear you say: 'Jack, I love her better than I could love a child. +If anything should happen to her, it would kill me, for I mean to keep +her all my life.' + +"And then the face of that man, as he bent over that innocent little +creature! Even when she tried to lick his hand it did not touch his +heart. + +"Can you blame me for telling you this? I know you so well that I do not +fear that the loss of such a fiend will ever trouble you. I know your +love will die at once, and Little Blossom will be avenged. And I cannot +answer to my conscience if I allow you to marry this man. Wife or child +would not be safe with a man who has entered into this compact with +Satan, called vivisection. Let no mother ever trust her boy after he has +willingly assisted in this cruel pastime. + +"Show him this letter, if you wish, and Willard C. will tell you where +he made the grave of your dear little pet." + +After Dr. G. read that letter he no longer needed a clew to the loss of +wife and child. Little Blossom was avenged. But at what a fearful cost! + +There are often advertisements seen in the daily papers and great +rewards offered for lost pets,--dogs and cats. Never expect to find +them. The doctors will pay more than the offered reward for nice, +well-cared-for dogs and cats; and boys have no regard for those who feel +the loss of their pets. It is to get the highest price. + +Is it not the duty of every one who can have influence to use it in +behalf of the dumb creatures who appeal to their mercy? They cannot +speak for themselves. + + + + +XXV + +EVENTIDE + + +We are still in our pleasant rooms, and life is very quiet and happy. +Each day I grow less able to go about. I have no inclination to leave +our nice room. It is really true I am growing old. I can hear only in +one ear; but, oh my, don't I hear quickly in the other! The sense of +smell has grown stronger. I think I could smell a rat one mile away. My +eyesight is good. I do not believe even a Boston-born cat ever wears +glasses. Their literary tendencies do not need to be advertised by +glasses. + +But alas! there are other indications of old age. I love to lie quiet, +looking in the fire, where I see pictures of the past. My appetite is +good, but I am very particular about my food, and if it does not please +me, I am irritable. Unless the boys or some friends I love come in, I do +not feel inclined to make myself agreeable. It is a real pleasure when +Will takes me on his knee, and I can stick my claws in, just as I used +to, scratching gently, while he says, "Oh, Daisy, you are at your old +tricks!" + +But it makes me sad after they have gone. I look in the fire and see the +dear little boys of long ago, dressed so cunning and always so full of +fun. To know that they are no longer mine! These smart young men have +taken their places. Then, indeed, I feel I am an old cat and nearing the +end. I have learned now the meaning of "the beginning of the end." I +realize that I must finish my book at once, before I get too old to +write at all. My thumb is rather stiff and rheumatic, and my "index +claw" not quite as sharp a pen as it used to be, but I think I shall be +able to finish my work. + +There is one thing very true. No one realizes my great age. Friends come +in daily, and say, "Oh, Daisy, how lovely you are! and your tail is just +perfect." Of course I know it is true. My tail is just lovely, and my +fur is as soft and luxuriant as it was years ago. But when they say, +"_She_ is beautiful," that arouses all the "old cat Adam" in me, for I +suppose that is the part of us that dies last. After having all my life +behaved like a gentleman, with all his virtues, and none of his vices, +now, in my old age, to be called "She" is more than I can bear. The +advanced woman cat may, like her superiors, have a desire to be men; but +no gentleman cat would ever care to change his nature or sex. Just +because my name is Daisy, they seem to think I am a "Miss Nancy," and +adapt their conversation to suit an inferior intellect. + +One young girl came to visit us one day, and we were tired enough of +her. She had no brains and soon used up all her small talk. Then she +gushed over me. It made me sick. I opened my eyes wide at her. This +pleased her so much that she nodded just like a donkey, and clucked at +me just as if she thought me a hen. Then she repeated that awful silly +thing with no sense in at all:-- + + "'Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?' + 'I've been to London to see the Queen.'" + +Her voice was thin and pitched high, and it made me tired and cross. She +looked for approval and got disappointed. I backed away from her and +swelled up my tail till it was as big as a muff. She was rather +frightened, but my two friends laughed. They understood that I was +insulted by such childish nonsense. As if I had a mind no deeper than +that silly stuff! + +I wanted her to know that "Washington" and the "President of the United +States" and his wife would be much more attractive to me. + +London and the Queen! There are snobs enough to visit them without a cat +joining the crowd. I have no doubt the Queen is a nice old lady, but +then there are so many nicer ones who earn their own living that I can +see every day. Such a journey would be useless. I have never heard she +was fond of cats. If she had been, they might be treated better by those +who follow after and pin their faith on royalty. + +I did get very nervous over that silly "Pussy Cat." It ran in my head, +and my nice fire pictures were filled with the maudlin trash. And I was +heartily glad when Miss Eleanor said, "Now we will have a little of +Dickens to clear the atmosphere." That calmed my nerves, and I fell +asleep, and I also fell off of the hassock, where I had perched myself. + +The other day I heard Miss Milly say that she scarcely ever took up a +paper without finding some interesting anecdote of a dog or cat. Miss +Eleanor said, "What interesting stories we could tell of the pets we +have known!" + +I just laughed to myself, thinking how surprised they would be when they +found my manuscript containing many of their nice stories. I never +forget stories I hear, and I hear many I would like to repeat if I had +space. Here is one, however, I cannot overlook. + +A friend of ours had a beautiful maltese cat named Primrose. Primrose +had four kittens. They were just perfect, and she was very proud of +them. The mistress decided to keep them all, for the children were +delighted with them. As they were living that summer in a large old +farmhouse, they had plenty of room. Primrose had a large clothes-basket +for her nursery, with a nice rug inside. A more luxurious place could +not have been found for a home. Indeed, had she been a society cat, +feeling the necessity of giving importance to her home, she would, like +"human society people," have called her home "Catmore," "The Mewes," or +"Pussy Villa." But she was content to call it what it really was,--a +good homelike clothes-basket, with beauty and goodness enough inside to +allow of its being nameless. + +One day one of the children tied a red ribbon around the neck of +Primrose. She looked so charming that the other children gave up their +pretty hair ribbons to decorate the kittens. There were pink, blue, and +yellow. The fourth one was red, like the mother's. It was a beautiful +sight. The basket looked like one huge bouquet. + +Primrose was away when they were decorated, and on her return she looked +with surprise at the brilliant objects in her home. She gave one "cat +call" of surprise. This aroused the kittens, and they climbed up the +side of the basket and mewed for their dinner. Primrose looked at each +one, as if to make sure they were her kittens. Then she jumped into the +basket, boxed all their ears, and tore off every ribbon, with the +exception of the red one like her own. This was her way of saying; +"Stick to your mother's color; it is red. I will not allow children of +mine to indulge in such foolish masquerading!" She only made them +naughty little kittens, for they did crowd their little sister, with the +red ribbon, almost out of the basket. They whispered and licked and +played with each other, but would not speak to her. + +The next day, however, the children, finding that Primrose preferred her +own taste in ribbons to theirs, brought red ribbons for them all. Then +the mother was satisfied. Was not that a proof that Primrose could tell +one color from another? + +I have one great pleasure--I can go out every fair day. I climb on the +fence, but do not go away from our garden: for in the next house is a +dog, and he is a poor, evil-dispositioned creature. He seems to hate me. +Why he should want to make me answerable for his unhappiness, I cannot +understand. Just as soon as I appear on the fence, he barks and barks +till all the neighborhood is disturbed. I do not notice him, for I know +it is a free country, and I have as good a right to the fence as he has +to his garden. + +Norah, the girl where we live, is very kind to me. She keeps the window +open, and I can jump in just when I please. The good kind old "gentleman +of the house" speaks very kindly to me, and I know he understands me, +for one day when I reached over when that dog was barking, and hissed +right in his face once or twice just to aggravate him, this nice old +gentleman laughed, and said, "Smart Daisy!" And I enjoyed it. When I got +over my madness at night, all alone in my basket, all asleep around me, +I did think how sad it was, when I ought to be at peace with all the +world, knowing that my life would soon end, to go and irritate that poor +dog by hissing at him; it made me feel ashamed. But then, I suppose I +shall do it again unless I stay in when he barks. + +There was a very nice cat belonging to some people who had recently +moved into one of the houses near. He was a real "out and outer." I +never heard such a voice or such sentiments before. He said he wanted to +kill! It was his mission! Let the rats and mice in the neighborhood +beware! He was there. That was enough; they were doomed. He would make +that back yard a battle-field. + +I was carried right off my feet by his eloquence. "Good heavens!" I +thought, "is his name 'Gladstone' or 'Bismarck'? What a loss to me! I +shall never find another rat; he will kill them all." + +When weeks and weeks passed on, and I had killed a few, though I did not +tell him, he blustered so, I thought he had killed dozens. The nice cat +in the next house told me that he had never killed one. She said, "He is +a real coward." He is just like some men--all talk and brag, "great cry +and little wool." + +I did like that cat. She said she was very soon going into the country +to live. She preferred it to the city. She said where she had lived +there were six cats. She liked them, but preferred a change. They were +all old cats and did not care to play. Three of them had no teeth, and +all the soft pieces of meat were given to them. But they were very poor +company. She could not help them, and was glad of a change; it was too +much like "The Old Ladies' Home" for her. One of them, she said, was so +crazy after valerian that it was given to her all the time, and it made +her just ugly and very quarrelsome. + +"Well," I remarked, "I am very glad to know of cats that are cared for. +There are enough suffering around us to make our hearts ache." + +"Yes," she said, "and I could tell you tales that would chill your +blood." + +I begged her not to. I told her I had seen enough to make me very +unhappy, as I could not help them; but she would tell me one. + +She said: "On this very street I saw a nicely dressed young man chase a +poor cat, a half-starved creature, into a sewer hole and beat her in +with his cane; then some boys joined him, and the boys filled in the +opening and stayed there shouting and yelling till she must have been +suffocated. And this fiend in shape of man came away, laughing. If we +could read the papers and knew his name," she added, "probably we should +read he had battered his wife's head with a shovel or killed his old +father." + +I went home with a heavy heart. I had not felt well for some time, and I +could not bear to live in such a wicked world. I did not look out of the +window very often, for fear I should see that sewer hole and the ghost +of that poor cat peeping out. + +I cannot help them. All I can think of to comfort me is that I am with +people who have all their lives done all they could to help and protect +the poor and afflicted, and every animal they could do for has been made +happy. And I rest in peace, for I believe that a higher power has guided +me, a poor cat, to write this little book, that my life and the many +tales of woe I have listened to and here repeat may go forth and do +their mission. + +I feel that the end is near, and I know that the loving care I have had +through my happy life will be mine, for I know we shall meet again. I +shall watch for my loved ones at the gate of Paradise. + + * * * * * + +It is eventide. The glowing tints have faded from my life picture, but +the beautiful twilight remains. And when I have crossed to the "golden +shore," I hope my memory will come back to my loved ones like the +beautiful afterglow of a perfect sunset. + +To all the dear friends who have known and loved Daisy I would say an +affectionate good-by till we meet again. + + +THE END + + + * * * * * + + + Transcriber notes + + Obvious spelling and punctuation errors repaired. + + Both "boot-jacks" and "bootjacks" used in this text. 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