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+Title: Lady Barbarina
+ The Siege of London, An International Episode and Other Tales
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+Author: Henry James
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LADY BARBARINA***
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+<p>This ebook was transcribed by Les Bowler.</p>
+<h1>LADY BARBARINA<br />
+THE SIEGE OF LONDON<br />
+AN INTERNATIONAL EPISODE<br />
+AND OTHER TALES</h1>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY</span><br
+/>
+HENRY JAMES</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">MACMILLAN
+AND CO., LIMITED</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ST. MARTIN&rsquo;S STREET,
+LONDON</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">1922</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><a name="pageiv"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. iv</span><span
+class="GutSmall">COPYRIGHT.</span></p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">PRINTED IN
+GREAT BRITAIN</span></p>
+<h2><a name="pagev"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+v</span>PREFACE</h2>
+<p>I have gathered into this volume several short fictions of the
+type I have already found it convenient to refer to as
+&ldquo;international&rdquo;&mdash;though I freely recognise,
+before the array of my productions, of whatever length and
+whatever brevity, the general applicability of that term.&nbsp;
+On the interest of <i>contrasted</i> things any painter of life
+and manners inevitably much depends, and contrast, fortunately
+for him, is easy to seek and to recognise; the only difficulty is
+in presenting it again with effect, in extracting from it its
+sense and its lesson.&nbsp; The reader of these volumes will
+certainly see it offered in no form so frequent or so salient as
+that of the opposition of aspects from country to country.&nbsp;
+Their author, I am quite aware, would seem struck with no
+possibility of contrast in the human lot so great as that
+encountered as we turn back and forth between the distinctively
+American and the distinctively European outlook.&nbsp; He might
+even perhaps on such a showing be represented as scarce aware,
+before the human scene, of any other sharp antithesis at
+all.&nbsp; He is far from denying that this one has always been
+vivid for him; yet there are cases in which, however obvious and
+however contributive, its office for the particular demonstration
+has been quite secondary, and in which the work is by no means
+merely addressed to the illustration of it.&nbsp; These things
+have <a name="pagevi"></a><span class="pagenum">p. vi</span>had
+in the latter case their proper subject: as, for instance, the
+subject of &ldquo;The Wings of the Dove,&rdquo; or that of
+&ldquo;The Golden Bowl,&rdquo; has not been the exhibited
+behaviour of certain Americans as Americans, of certain English
+persons as English, of certain Romans as Romans.&nbsp; Americans,
+Englishmen, Romans are, in the whole matter, agents or victims;
+but this is in virtue of an association nowadays so developed, so
+easily to be taken for granted, as to have created a new scale of
+relations altogether, a state of things from which
+<i>emphasised</i> internationalism has either quite dropped or is
+well on its way to drop.&nbsp; The dramatic side of human
+situations subsists of course on contrast; and when we come to
+the two novels I have just named we shall see, for example, just
+how they positively provide themselves with that source of
+interest.&nbsp; We shall see nevertheless at the same time that
+the subject could in each case have been perfectly expressed had
+<i>all</i> the persons concerned been only American or only
+English or only Roman or whatever.</p>
+<p>If it be asked then, in this light, why they deviate from that
+natural harmony, why the author resorts to the greater
+extravagance when the less would serve, the answer is simply that
+the course taken has been, on reflexion, the course of the
+greater amusement.&nbsp; That is an explanation adequate, I
+admit, only when itself a little explained&mdash;but I shall have
+due occasion to explain it.&nbsp; Let me for the moment merely
+note that the very condition I here glance at&mdash;that of the
+achieved social fusion, say, without the sense and experience of
+which neither &ldquo;The Wings of the Dove,&rdquo; nor &ldquo;The
+Golden Bowl,&rdquo; nor &ldquo;The Portrait of a Lady,&rdquo; nor
+even, after all, I think, &ldquo;The Ambassadors,&rdquo; would
+have been written&mdash;represents a series of facts of the
+highest interest and one that, at this time of day, the
+late-coming <a name="pagevii"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+vii</span>observer and painter, the novelist sometimes depressed
+by all the drawbacks of a literary form overworked and relaxed,
+can only rejoice to meet in his path and to measure more and more
+as a portent and an opportunity.&nbsp; In proportion as he
+intelligently meets it, and more especially in proportion as he
+may happen to have &ldquo;assisted&rdquo; from far back at so
+many of the odd and fresh phenomena involved, must he see a vast
+new province, infinitely peopled and infinitely elastic&mdash;by
+which I mean with incalculable power to grow&mdash;annexed to the
+kingdom of the dramatist.&nbsp; On this point, however, much more
+is to be said than I can touch on by the way&mdash;so that I
+return to my minor contention; which is that in a whole group of
+tales I here collect the principle of illustration has on the
+other hand quite definitely been that the idea could <i>not</i>
+have expressed itself without the narrower application of
+international terms.&nbsp; The contrast in &ldquo;Lady
+Barbarina&rdquo; depends altogether on the immitigable Anglicism
+of this young woman and that equally marked projection of New
+York elements and objects which, surrounding and framing her
+figure, throws it into eminent relief.&nbsp; She has her personal
+qualities, but the very interest, the very curiosity of the
+matter is that her imbroglio is able to attest itself with scarce
+so much as a reference to them.&nbsp; It plays itself out quite
+consistently on the plane of her general, her instinctive, her
+exasperatedly conscious ones.&nbsp; The others, the more
+intimate, the subtler, the finer&mdash;so far as there may have
+been such&mdash;virtually become, while the story is enacted, not
+relevant, though their relevancy might have come up on some other
+basis.</p>
+<p>But that this is true, always in its degree, of each of the
+other contributions to the class before us, we shall sufficiently
+make out, I think, as we take them in their order.&nbsp; I am
+only struck, I may indeed <a name="pageviii"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. viii</span>parenthesise, with the inveteracy
+of the general ground (not to say of the extension I give it)
+over which my present remarks play.&nbsp; It does thus in truth
+come home to me that, combining and comparing in whatever
+proportions and by whatever lights, my &ldquo;America&rdquo; and
+its products would doubtless, as a theme, have betrayed gaps and
+infirmities enough without such a kicking-up of the dramatic dust
+(mainly in the foreground) as I could set my &ldquo;Europe&rdquo;
+in motion for; just as my Europe would probably have limped
+across our stage to no great effect of processional state without
+an ingenuous young America (constantly seen as ingenuous and
+young) to hold up its legendary train.&nbsp; At the same time I
+pretend not at all to regret my having had from the very first to
+see my workable world all and only as an unnatural mixture.&nbsp;
+No mixture, for that matter, is quite unnatural unless quite
+sterile, and the particular range of associations that betimes,
+to my eyes, blocked out everything else, blocked out aspects and
+combinations more simply conditioned, was at least not open to
+the reproach of not giving me results.&nbsp; These were but what
+they could be, of course; but such as they were, at all events,
+here am I at this time of day quite earnestly grouping,
+distinguishing, discussing them.&nbsp; The great truth in the
+whole connexion, however, is, I think, that one never really
+chooses one&rsquo;s general range of vision&mdash;the experience
+from which ideas and themes and suggestions spring: this proves
+ever what it has had to be, this is one with the very turn
+one&rsquo;s life has taken; so that whenever it
+&ldquo;gives,&rdquo; whatever it makes us feel and think of, we
+regard very much as imposed and inevitable.&nbsp; The subject
+thus pressed upon the artist is the necessity of his case and the
+fruit of his consciousness; which truth makes and has ever made
+of any quarrel with his subject, and <a name="pageix"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. ix</span>stupid attempt to go behind
+<i>that</i>, the true stultification of criticism.&nbsp; The
+author of these remarks has in any case felt it, from far back,
+quite his least stupid course to meet halfway, as it were, the
+turn taken and the perceptions engendered by the tenor of his
+days.&nbsp; Here it is that he has never pretended to &ldquo;go
+behind&rdquo;&mdash;which would have been for him a deplorable
+waste of time.&nbsp; The thing of profit is to have your
+experience&mdash;to recognise and understand it, and for this
+almost any will do; there being surely no absolute ideal about it
+beyond getting from it all it has to give.&nbsp; The
+artist&mdash;for it is of this strange brood we speak&mdash;has
+but to have his honest sense of life to find it fed at every pore
+even as the birds of the air are fed; with more and more to give,
+in turn, as a consequence, and, quite by the same law that
+governs the responsive affection of a kindly-used animal, in
+proportion as more and more is confidently asked.</p>
+<p>All of which, however, doubtless wanders a little far from my
+mild argument&mdash;that of my so grateful and above all so
+well-advised primary acceptance of a <i>determined</i> array of
+appearances.&nbsp; What I was clearly to be treated to by
+fate&mdash;with the early-taken ply I have already elsewhere
+glanced at&mdash;was (should I have the intelligence to embrace
+it) some considerable occasion to appreciate the mixture of
+manners.&nbsp; So, as I say, there would be a decent economy in
+cultivating the intelligence; through the sincerity of which
+process I have plucked, I hold, every little flower of a
+&ldquo;subject&rdquo; pressed between the leaves of these
+volumes.&nbsp; I am tempted indeed to make for my original
+lucidity the claim of something more than bare
+prudence&mdash;almost that of a happy instinctive
+foresight.&nbsp; This is what I mean by having been
+&ldquo;well-advised.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was as if I had, vulgarly
+speaking, received quite at first the &ldquo;straight
+tip&rdquo;&mdash;to <a name="pagex"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+x</span>back the right horse or buy the right shares.&nbsp; The
+mixture of manners was to become in other words not a less but a
+very much more appreciable and interesting subject of
+study.&nbsp; The mixture of manners was in fine to loom large and
+constantly larger all round; it was to be a matter, plainly,
+about which the future would have much to say.&nbsp; Nothing
+appeals to me more, I confess, as a &ldquo;critic of life&rdquo;
+in any sense worthy of the name, than the finer&mdash;if indeed
+thereby the less easily formulated&mdash;group of the conquests
+of civilisation, the multiplied symptoms among educated people,
+from wherever drawn, of a common intelligence and a social fusion
+tending to abridge old rigours of separation.&nbsp; This too, I
+must admit, in spite of the many-coloured sanctity of such
+rigours in general, which have hitherto made countries smaller
+but kept the globe larger, and by which immediate strangeness,
+immediate beauty, immediate curiosity were so much
+fostered.&nbsp; Half our instincts work for the maintained
+differences; without them, for instance, what would have been the
+point of the history of poor Lady Barbarina?&nbsp; I have but to
+put that question, I must add, to feel it beautifully large; for
+there looms before me at its touch the vision of a Lady Barbarina
+reconciled, domesticated, developed, of possibly greater
+vividness than the quite other vision expressed in these
+pages.&nbsp; It is a question, however, of the tendency,
+perceptive as well as reflective too, of the braver
+imagination&mdash;which faculty, in our future, strikes me as
+likely to be appealed to much less by the fact, by the pity and
+the misery and the greater or less grotesqueness, of the
+courageous, or even of the timid, missing their lives beyond
+certain stiff barriers, than by the picture of their more and
+more steadily making out their opportunities and their possible
+communications.&nbsp; Behind all the small comedies and tragedies
+of the <a name="pagexi"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xi</span>international, in a word, has exquisitely lurked for me
+the idea of some eventual sublime consensus of the educated; the
+exquisite conceivabilities of which, intellectual, moral,
+emotional, sensual, social, political&mdash;all, I mean, in the
+face of felt difficulty and danger&mdash;constitute stuff for
+such &ldquo;situations&rdquo; as may easily make many of those of
+a more familiar type turn pale.&nbsp; <i>There</i>, if one
+will&mdash;in the dauntless fusions to come&mdash;is the personal
+drama of the future.</p>
+<p>We are far from it certainly&mdash;as I have delayed much too
+long to remark&mdash;in the chronicle of Lady Barb.&nbsp; I have
+placed this composition (1888) at the top of my list, in the
+present cluster, despite the earlier date of some of its
+companions; consistently giving it precedence by reason of its
+greatest length.&nbsp; The idea at the root of it scarcely brooks
+indication, so inevitable had it surely become, in all the
+conditions, that a young Englishwoman in some such predicament
+should figure as the happy pictorial thought.&nbsp; The whole
+thing rests, I need scarce point out, on the most primitive
+logic.&nbsp; The international relation had begun to present
+itself &ldquo;socially,&rdquo; after the liveliest fashion, a
+quarter of a century ago and earlier, as a relation of
+intermarrying; but nothing was meanwhile so striking as that
+these manifestations took always the same turn.&nbsp; The
+European of &ldquo;position&rdquo; married the young American
+woman, or the young American woman married the European of
+position&mdash;one scarce knew how best to express the regularity
+of it; but the social field was scanned in vain for a different
+pairing.&nbsp; No American citizen appeared to offer his hand to
+the &ldquo;European&rdquo; girl, or if he did so offered it in
+vain.&nbsp; The bridal migrations were eastward without
+exception&mdash;as rigidly as if settled by statute.&nbsp; Custom
+clearly had acquired the force of law; a fact remarkable,
+significant, interesting and even amusing.&nbsp; And yet, withal,
+<a name="pagexii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xii</span>it
+seemed scarce to demand explanations.&nbsp; So far as they
+appeared indeed they were confident on the American side.&nbsp;
+The representatives of that interest had no call in life to go
+&ldquo;outside&rdquo; for their wives&mdash;having obviously
+close at hand the largest and choicest assortment of such
+conveniences; as was sufficiently proved by the European
+&ldquo;run&rdquo; on the market.&nbsp; What American run on any
+foreign market had been noted?&mdash;save indeed always on the
+part of the women!&nbsp; It all redounded to the honour and glory
+of the young woman grown in American conditions&mdash;to cast
+discredit on whose general peerlessness by attested preference
+for other types could but strike the domestic aspirant as an act
+of disloyalty or treachery.&nbsp; It was just the observed rarity
+of the case therefore that prompted one to put it to the
+imaginative test.&nbsp; Any case so unlikely to
+happen&mdash;taking it for at all conceivable&mdash;could only be
+worth attention when it <i>should</i>, once in a blue moon,
+occur.&nbsp; There was nothing meanwhile, in truth, to &ldquo;go
+by&rdquo;; we had seen the American girl &ldquo;of
+position&rdquo; absorbed again and again into the European social
+system, but we had only seen young foreign candidates for places
+as cooks and housemaids absorbed into the American.&nbsp; The
+more one viewed the possible instance, accordingly, the more it
+appealed to speculative study; so that, failing all valid
+testimony, one had studiously, as it were, to forge the very
+documents.</p>
+<p>I have only to add that I found mine, once I had produced
+them, thoroughly convincing: the most one could do, in the
+conditions, was to make one&rsquo;s picture appear to hang
+together, and I should have broken down, no doubt, had my own,
+after a superficial question or two, not struck me as decently
+hanging.&nbsp; The essential, at the threshold, I seem to recall,
+was to get my young man right&mdash;I somehow <a
+name="pagexiii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xiii</span>quite
+took for granted the getting of my young woman.&nbsp; Was this
+because, for the portrait of Lady Barb, I felt appealed to so
+little in the name of <i>shades</i>?&nbsp; Shades would be
+decidedly neither of her general world nor of her particular
+consciousness: the image I had in view was a maiden nature that,
+after a fashion all its own, should show as fine and complete,
+show as neither coarse nor poor, show above all as a resultant of
+many causes, quite without them.&nbsp; I felt in short sure of
+Lady Barb, and I think there is no question about her, or about
+the depth of root she might strike in American soil, that I
+shouldn&rsquo;t have been ready on the spot to answer.&nbsp; Such
+is the luck of the conception that imposes itself <i>en
+bloc</i>&mdash;or such at least the artist&rsquo;s luck in face
+of it; such certainly, to begin with and
+&ldquo;subjectively&rdquo; speaking, is the great advantage of a
+character all of a piece: immediacy of representation, the best
+omens for felicity, then so honourably await it.&nbsp; It was
+Jackson Lemon and <i>his</i> shades, comparatively, and his
+comparative sense for shades, that, in the tale, most interested
+me.&nbsp; The one thing fine-drawn in his wife was that she had
+been able to care for him as he was: to almost every one and
+every thing else equally American, to almost every one and
+everything else so sensibly stamped, toned and warranted, she was
+to find herself quite otherwise affected.&nbsp; With her husband
+the law was reversed&mdash;he had, much rather, imputed authority
+and dignity, imputed weight and charm, to the antecedents of
+which she was so fine and so direct a consequence; his estimate,
+his appreciation of her being founded thus on a vision of
+innumerable close correspondences.&nbsp; It is that vision in him
+that is racked, and at so many fine points, when he finds their
+experiment come so near failure; all of which&mdash;at least as I
+seem to see it again so late in the day&mdash;lights his inward
+drama as with the never-quenched <a name="pagexiv"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xiv</span>lamp of a sacred place.&nbsp; His
+wife&rsquo;s, on the other hand, goes on in comparatively close
+darkness.</p>
+<p>It is indeed late in the day that I thus project the ray of
+<i>my</i> critical lantern, however; for it comes over me even as
+I write that the general air in which most of these particular
+flowers of fancy bloom is an air we have pretty well ceased to
+breathe.&nbsp; &ldquo;Lady Barbarina&rdquo; is, as I have said,
+scarce a quarter of a century old; but so many of the perceived
+conditions in which it took birth have changed that the account
+of them embodied in that tale and its associates will already
+pass for ancient history.&nbsp; &ldquo;Civilisation&rdquo; and
+education move fast, after all, and too many things have
+happened; too many <i>sorts</i> of things, above all, seem more
+and more likely to happen.&nbsp; This multiplication of kinds of
+occurrences, I make no doubt, will promote the inspiration of
+observers and poets to come; but it may meanwhile well make for
+an effect of superannuation in any record of the leaner
+years.&nbsp; Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s has become a more frequent
+adventure, and Lady Barbarina is to-day as much at her ease in
+New York, in Washington, at Newport, as in London or in
+Rome.&nbsp; If this is her case, moreover, it is still more that
+of little Mrs. Headway, of &ldquo;The Siege of London&rdquo;
+(1883), who suffers, I feel, by the sad circumstance that her
+type of complication, or, more exactly speaking perhaps, that of
+the gentlemen concerned with her, is no longer eminent, or at
+least salient.&nbsp; Both she and her friends have had too many
+companions and successors; so that to reinvest them with historic
+importance, with individual dignity, I have to think of them
+rather as brave precursors, as adventurous skirmishers and
+<i>&eacute;claireurs</i>.&nbsp; This doesn&rsquo;t diminish, I
+recognise, any interest that may reside in the form either of
+&ldquo;The Siege&rdquo; aforesaid or of its congeners &ldquo;An
+International Episode,&rdquo; &ldquo;A Bundle <a
+name="pagexv"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xv</span>of
+Letters&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Pension Beaurepas.&rdquo;&nbsp; Or
+rather indeed perhaps I should distinguish among these things
+and, if presuming to claim for several some hint of the
+distinction we may see exemplified in any first-class art-museum,
+the distinction of the archaic subject treated by a
+&ldquo;primitive&rdquo; master of high finish, yet notice duly
+that others are no more &ldquo;quaint&rdquo; than need be.&nbsp;
+What has really happened, I think, is that the <i>great</i>
+international cases, those that bristle with fifty sorts of
+social reference and overflow, and, by the same token, with a
+hundred illustrations of social incoherence, are now equally
+taken for granted on all sides of the sea, have simply become
+incidents and examples of the mixture of manners, as I call it,
+and the thicker fusion: which may mean nothing more, in truth,
+but that social incoherence (with the sense for its opposite
+practically extinct among the nations) has at last got itself
+accepted, right and left, as normal.</p>
+<p>So much, as I put it, for the great cases; but a certain
+freshness, I make out, still hangs strangely enough about the
+smaller and the more numerous; those to which we owe it that such
+anecdotes&mdash;in my general array&mdash;as
+&ldquo;Pandora,&rdquo; as &ldquo;Fordham Castle,&rdquo; as
+&ldquo;Flickerbridge,&rdquo; as &ldquo;Miss Gunton of
+Poughkeepsie,&rdquo; are by no means false even to present
+appearances.&nbsp; &ldquo;The Pension Beaurepas&rdquo; is not
+alone, thanks to some of its associations, in glowing for me with
+the tender grace of a day that is dead; and yet, though the
+accidents and accessories, in such a picture, may have been
+marked for change, why shall not the essence of the matter, the
+situation of Mr. and Mrs. Ruck and their daughter at old
+Geneva&mdash;for there is of course a new, a newer
+Geneva&mdash;freely recur?&nbsp; I am careful to put it as a
+question, and all for a particular reason&mdash;the reason that,
+to be frank, I find myself, before the vast diluvian <a
+name="pagexvi"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xvi</span>occidental
+presence in Europe, with its remorseless rising tide and its
+positive expression of almost nothing but quantity and number,
+deprived, on definite and ample grounds, of the precious faculty
+of confidence.&nbsp; This confidence was of old all instinctive,
+in face of the &ldquo;common run&rdquo; of appearances, the even
+then multitudinous, miscellaneous minor international phenomena,
+those of which the &ldquo;short story,&rdquo; as
+contemporaneously practised, could effect a fairly prompt and
+easy notation; but it is now unmistakable that to come forth,
+from whatever privacy, to almost any one of the great European
+highways, and more particularly perhaps to approach the ports of
+traffic for the lately-developed and so flourishing
+&ldquo;southern route&rdquo; from New York and Boston, is to
+encounter one of those big general questions that sturdily brush
+away the multiplication of small answers.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who are
+they, what are they, whence and whither and why,&rdquo; the
+&ldquo;critic of life,&rdquo; international or other, still, or
+more and more, asks himself, as he of course always asked, but
+with the actual difference that the reply that used to come so
+conveniently straight, &ldquo;Why, they&rsquo;re just the
+American vague variety of the dear old Anglo-Saxon race,&rdquo;
+not only hangs fire and leaves him to wait and wonder, but really
+affects him as having for this act of deference (as to which he
+can&rsquo;t choose, I admit) little more than a conscious
+mocking, baffling, in fact a just all but sinister,
+grimace.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you wish you knew, or even
+<i>could</i> know?&rdquo; the inscrutable grin seems to convey;
+and with resources of cynicism behind it not in the least to be
+disturbed by any such cheap retort as &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you wish
+that, on your side, <i>you</i> could say&mdash;or even, for your
+own convenience, so much as guess?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>For there is no communicating to the diluvian presence, on
+such a scale, any suspicion that convenience <a
+name="pagexvii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xvii</span>shall
+anywhere fail it: all its consciousness, on that general head, is
+that of itself representing and actively <i>being</i> the biggest
+convenience of the world.&nbsp; Little need to insist on the
+guarantee of subjective ease involved in such an
+attitude&mdash;the immense noted growth of which casts its chill,
+as I intimate, on the inquirer proceeding from settled
+premisses.&nbsp; He was aware formerly, when it came to an
+analysis, of all his presumptions; he had but to glance for an
+immemorial assurance at a dozen of the myriad
+&ldquo;registers&rdquo; disposed in the vestibules of bankers,
+the reading-rooms of hotels and &ldquo;exchanges,&rdquo; open on
+the most conspicuous table of visited palace and castle, to see
+them bristle with names of a more or less conceivable
+tradition.&nbsp; Queer enough often, whether in isolation or in
+association, were these gages of identity: but their queerness,
+not independent of some more or less traceable weird law, was
+exactly, after all, their most familiar note.&nbsp; They had
+their way of not breaking, through it all, the old sweet
+Anglo-Saxon spell; they had their way of not failing, when all
+was said, to suggest more communities and comprehensions than
+conundrums and &ldquo;stunts.&rdquo;&nbsp; He would be brave,
+however, who should say that any such ghost of a quiet conformity
+presides in the fulness of time over the interminable
+passenger-lists that proclaim the prosperity of the great
+conveying companies.&nbsp; If little books have their fates,
+little names&mdash;and long ones still more&mdash;have their
+eloquence; the emphasis of nominal reference in the general
+roll-call falls so strongly upon alien syllables and sounds,
+representative signs that fit into our &ldquo;English&rdquo;
+legend (as we were mainly conscious up to a few years since of
+having inherited that boon) scarcely more than if borrowed from
+the stony slabs of Nineveh.&nbsp; I may not here attempt to weigh
+the question of what these exotic symbols <a
+name="pagexviii"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xviii</span>positively represent&mdash;a prodigious question, I
+cannot but think; I content myself with noting the difference
+made for fond fancy by the so rapidly established change, by the
+so considerable drop of old associations.&nbsp; The point is of
+one&rsquo;s having the heart to assume that the Ninevites, as I
+may momentarily call them for convenience, are to be constantly
+taken as feeling in the same way about fifty associational
+matters as we used, in all satisfaction, to observe our earlier
+generations feel.&nbsp; One can but speak for one&rsquo;s self,
+and my imagination, on the great highways, I find, doesn&rsquo;t
+rise to such people, who are obviously beyond my
+divination.&nbsp; They strike one, above all, as giving no
+account of themselves in any terms already consecrated by human
+use; to this inarticulate state they probably form, collectively,
+the most unprecedented of monuments; abysmal the mystery of what
+they think, what they feel, what they want, what they suppose
+themselves to be saying.&nbsp; There would appear to be to-day no
+slim scrap even of a Daisy Miller to bridge the chasm; no
+light-footed Francie Dosson or Pandora Day to dance before one
+across the wavering plank.</p>
+<p>I plead a blank of memory as to the origin of &ldquo;The Siege
+of London&rdquo;; I get no nearer to the birth of the idea than
+by recalling a certain agitation of the spirit, a lively
+irritation of the temper, under which, one evening early in the
+autumn of 1877, that is more than thirty years ago, I walked away
+from the close of a performance at the Th&eacute;&acirc;tre
+Fran&ccedil;ais.&nbsp; The play had been &ldquo;Le
+Demi-Monde&rdquo; of the younger Dumas, a masterpiece which I had
+not heard for the first time, but a particular feature of which
+on this occasion more than ever yet filled up the measure of my
+impatience.&nbsp; I could less than ever swallow it, Olivier de
+Jalin&rsquo;s denunciation of Madame d&rsquo;Ange; the play, from
+the beginning, marches toward it&mdash;it is the <a
+name="pagexix"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xix</span>main hinge
+of the action; but the very perfection with which the part was
+rendered in those years by Delaunay (just as Croizette was pure
+perfection as Suzanne) seemed to have made me present at
+something inhuman and odious.&nbsp; It was the old
+story&mdash;that from the positive, the prodigious
+<i>morality</i> of such a painter of the sophisticated life as
+Dumas, not from anything else or less edifying, one must pray to
+be delivered.&nbsp; There are doubtless many possible views of
+such a dilemma as Olivier&rsquo;s, the conflict of propriety for
+him between the man he likes and esteems and the woman he has
+loved but hasn&rsquo;t esteemed and doesn&rsquo;t, and as to whom
+he sees his friend blind, and, as he thinks, befooled; in
+consequence of which I am not re-judging his case.&nbsp; But I
+recover with a pensive pleasure that is almost all a pang the
+intensity with which I could then feel it; to the extent of
+wondering whether the general situation of the three persons
+concerned, or something like it, mightn&rsquo;t be shown as
+taking quite another turn.&nbsp; Was there not conceivable an
+Olivier of our race, a different Olivier altogether, moved to ask
+himself how at such a juncture a &ldquo;real gentleman,&rdquo;
+distressed and perplexed, would yet most naturally act?&nbsp; The
+question would be interesting, it was easy to judge, if only by
+the light it might throw on some of the other, the antecedent and
+concomitant, phases of a real gentleman&rsquo;s connexion
+&ldquo;at all at all&rdquo; with such a business and such a
+world.&nbsp; It remained with me, at all events, and was to prove
+in time the germ of &ldquo;The Siege of London&rdquo;; of the
+conception of which the state of mind so reflected strikes me as
+making, I confess, very ancient history.</p>
+<p>Far away and unspeakably regretted the days, alas, or, more
+exactly, the nights, on which one could walk away from the
+Fran&ccedil;ais under the spell of such fond convictions and such
+deep and agitating <a name="pagexx"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xx</span>problems.&nbsp; The emphasis of the international
+proposition has indeed had time, as I say, to place itself
+elsewhere&mdash;if, for that matter, there be any emphasis or any
+proposition left at all&mdash;since the age when that particular
+pleasure seemed the keenest in life.&nbsp; A few months ago, one
+evening, I found myself withdrawing from the very temple and the
+supposedly sacred rites before these latter were a third over:
+beneath that haunted dome itself they seemed to have become at
+last so accessible, cynically making their bargain with them, to
+the profanations long kept at bay.&nbsp; Only, with that
+evolution of taste possible on the part of the old worshipper in
+question, what world-convulsions mightn&rsquo;t, in general, well
+have taken place?&nbsp; Let me continue to speak of the rest of
+the matter here before us as therefore of almost prehistoric
+reference.&nbsp; I was to make, in due course, at any rate, my
+limited application of that glimmering image of a M. de Jalin
+with whom we might have more fellow-feeling, and I sent
+&ldquo;The Siege of London&rdquo; accordingly to my admirable
+friend the late Leslie Stephen, then editor of <i>The Cornhill
+Magazine</i>, where it appeared during the first two months of
+1883.&nbsp; That is all I remember about it save always the
+particular London light in which at that period I invoked the
+muse and drove the pen and with which the compositions resulting
+strike my fancy to-day as so closely interfused that in reading
+over those of them I here preserve every aspect and element of my
+scene of application lives again for me.&nbsp; This scene
+consisted of small chambers in a small street that opened, at a
+very near corner, into Piccadilly and a view of the Green Park; I
+had dropped into them almost instantaneously, under the accepted
+heavy pressure of the autumnal London of 1876, and was to sit
+scribbling in them for nearly ten years.&nbsp; The big human
+rumble of Piccadilly (all human <a name="pagexxi"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xxi</span>and equine then and long after) was
+close at hand; I liked to think that Thackeray&rsquo;s Curzon
+Street, in which Becky Sharp, or rather Mrs. Rawdon Crawley, had
+lived, was not much further off: I thought of it preponderantly,
+in my comings and goings, as Becky&rsquo;s and her
+creator&rsquo;s; just as I was to find fifty other London
+neighbourhoods speak to me almost only with the voice, the
+thousand voices, of Dickens.</p>
+<p>A &ldquo;great house,&rdquo; forming the south-west corner of
+Piccadilly and with its long and practically featureless side,
+continued by the high wall of its ample court, opposite my
+open-eyed windows, gloomed, in dusty brick, as the extent of my
+view, but with a vast convenient neutrality which I found, soon
+enough, protective and not inquisitive, so that whatever there
+was of my sedentary life and regular habits took a sort of local
+wealth of colour from the special greyish-brown tone of the
+surface always before me.&nbsp; This surface hung there like the
+most voluminous of curtains&mdash;it masked the very stage of the
+great theatre of the town.&nbsp; To sit for certain hours at
+one&rsquo;s desk before it was somehow to occupy in the most
+suitable way in the world the proportionately ample interacts of
+the mightiest of dramas.&nbsp; When I went out it was as if the
+curtain rose; so that, to repeat, I think of my tolerably copious
+artistry of that time as all the fruit of the interacts, with the
+curtain more or less quietly down and with the tuning of fiddles
+and only the vague rumble of shifted scenery playing round it and
+through it.&nbsp; There were absences of course: &ldquo;A Bundle
+of Letters,&rdquo; here reproduced, took birth (1879) during
+certain autumn weeks spent in Paris, where a friend of those
+years, a young London journalist, the late Theodore Child (of
+Merton College, Oxford, who was to die, prematurely and
+lamentedly, during a gallant professional tour of exploration in
+Persia) <a name="pagexxii"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xxii</span>was fondly carrying on, under difficulties, an
+Anglo-American periodical called <i>The Parisian</i>.&nbsp; He
+invited me to contribute to its pages, and, again, a small
+sharply-resonant street off the Rue de la Paix, where all
+existence somehow went on as a repercussion from well-brushed
+asphalt, lives for me as the scene of my response.&nbsp; A
+snowstorm of a violence rare in Paris raged, I recollect, for
+many hours, for the greater part of a couple of days; muffling me
+noiselessly into the small shiny shabby salon of an
+<i>h&ocirc;tel garni</i> with a droll combinational, almost
+cosmic sign, and promoting (it comes back to me) a deep
+concentration, an unusual straightness of labour.&nbsp; &ldquo;A
+Bundle of Letters&rdquo; was written in a single long session
+and, the temperature apart, at a &ldquo;heat.&rdquo;&nbsp; Its
+companion-piece, &ldquo;The Point of View,&rdquo; marks not less
+for memory, I find, an excursion associated with diligence.&nbsp;
+I have no heart to &ldquo;go into&rdquo; these mere ingenious and
+more or less effective pleasantries to any tune beyond this of
+glancing at the <i>other</i>, the extinct, actualities they hold
+up the glimmering taper to.&nbsp; They are still faintly scented,
+doubtless, with something of that authenticity, and a living work
+of art, however limited, pretends always, as for part of its
+grace, to some good faith of community, however indirect, with
+its period and place.</p>
+<p>To read over &ldquo;The Point of View&rdquo; has opened up for
+me, I confess, no contentious vista whatever, nothing but the
+faded iridescence of a far-away Washington spring.&nbsp; This, in
+1881, had been my first glimpse of that interesting city, where I
+then spent a few weeks, a visit repeated the following year; and
+I remember beginning on the first occasion a short imaginary
+correspondence after the pattern of the then already published
+&ldquo;Bundle of Letters.&rdquo;&nbsp; After an absence from
+America of some five years I inevitably, on the spot again, had
+impressions; <a name="pagexxiii"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xxiii</span>and not less inevitably and promptly, I remember,
+recognised the truth that if one really was subject to such, and
+to a good many, and they were at all worth entertaining or
+imparting, one was likely to bristle with a quite proportionately
+smaller number of neat and complacent conclusions.&nbsp;
+Impressions could mutually conflict&mdash;which was exactly the
+interest of them; whereas in ninety-nine connexions out of a
+hundred, conclusions could but raise the wind for large groups of
+persons incapable, to all appearance, of intelligently opening
+their eyes, though much occupied, to make up for it, with
+opening, and all vociferously, their mouths.&nbsp; &ldquo;The
+Point of View,&rdquo; in fine, I fear, was but to commemorate,
+punctually enough, its author&rsquo;s perverse and incurable
+disposition to interest himself less in his own (always so
+quickly stale) experience, under certain sorts of pressure, than
+in that of conceivable fellow mortals, which might be
+mysteriously and refreshingly different.&nbsp; The thing indeed
+may also serve, in its degree, as a punctual small monument to a
+recognition that was never to fail; that of the nature of the
+burden bequeathed by such rash multiplications of the candid
+consciousness.&nbsp; They are splendid for experience, the
+multiplications, each in its way an intensifier; but expression,
+liking things above all to be made comfortable and easy for it,
+views them askance.&nbsp; The case remains, none the
+less&mdash;alas for this faculty!&mdash;that no representation of
+life worth speaking of can go forward without them.&nbsp; All of
+which will perhaps be judged to have but a strained relevance,
+however, to the fact that, though the design of the short
+imaginary correspondence I speak of was interrupted during those
+first weeks in Washington, a second visit, the following spring,
+served it better; I had kept the thread (through a return to
+London and a return again thence) and, if I remember <a
+name="pagexxiv"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xxiv</span>rightly,
+I brought my small scheme to a climax on the spot.&nbsp; The
+finished thing appeared in <i>The Century Magazine</i> of
+December 1882.&nbsp; I recently had the chance to &ldquo;look
+up,&rdquo; for old sake&rsquo;s sake, that momentary seat of the
+good-humoured satiric muse&mdash;the seats of the muses, even
+when the merest flutter of one of their robes has been involved,
+losing no scrap of sanctity for me, I profess, by the accident of
+my having myself had the honour to offer the visitant the
+chair.&nbsp; The chair I had anciently been able to push forward
+in Washington had not, I found, survived the ravage of nearly
+thirty years; its place knew it no more, infirm and precarious
+dependence as it had struck me even at the time as being.&nbsp;
+So, quite exquisitely, as whenever that lapse occurs, the lost
+presence, the obliterated scene, translated itself for me at last
+into terms of almost more than earthly beauty and poetry.&nbsp;
+Fifty intimate figures and objects flushed with life in the other
+time had passed away since then; a great chapter of history had
+made itself, tremendous things had happened; the ghosts of old
+cherished names, of old tragedies, of old comedies, even of old
+mere mystifications, had marshalled their array.&nbsp; Only the
+little rounded composition remained; which glowed, ever so
+strangely, like a swinging playing lantern, with a light that
+brought out the past.&nbsp; The past had been most concretely
+that vanished and slightly sordid tenement of the current housing
+of the muse.&nbsp; I had had &ldquo;rooms&rdquo; in it, and I
+could remember how the rooms, how the whole place, a nest of
+rickety tables and chairs, lame and disqualified utensils of
+every sort, and of smiling shuffling procrastinating persons of
+colour, had exhaled for me, to pungency, the domestic spirit of
+the &ldquo;old South.&rdquo;&nbsp; I had nursed the unmistakable
+scent; I had read history by its aid; I had learned more than I
+could say of what had anciently <a name="pagexxv"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xxv</span>been the matter under the reign of
+the great problem of persons of colour&mdash;so badly the matter,
+by my vision, that a deluge of blood and fire and tears had been
+needed to correct it.&nbsp; These complacencies of perception
+swarmed for me again&mdash;while yet no brick of the little old
+temple of the revelation stood on another.</p>
+<p>I could scarcely have said where the bricks <i>had</i> stood;
+the other, the superseded Washington of the exquisite springtime,
+of the earlier initiation, of the hovering plaintive ghosts,
+reduced itself to a great vague blur of warmth and colour and
+fragrance.&nbsp; It kept flushing through the present&mdash;very
+much as if I had had my small secret for making it.&nbsp; I could
+turn on my finger the magic ring&mdash;it was strange how slight
+a thing, a mere handful of pages of light persistent prose, could
+act as that talisman.&nbsp; So, at all events, I like to date,
+and essentially to synchronise, these sincere little studies in
+general.&nbsp; Nothing perhaps can vouch better for their having
+applied to conditions that superficially at least have changed
+than the fact that to fond memory&mdash;I speak of my
+own&mdash;there hangs about the last item on this list, the
+picture of &ldquo;The Pension Beaurepas,&rdquo; the unearthly
+poetry, as I call it, of the Paquis, and that I should yet have
+to plunge into gulfs of explanation as to where and what the
+Paquis may have been.&nbsp; An old-world nook of one&rsquo;s
+youth was so named, a scrap of the lakeside fringe of ancient
+Geneva, now practically quite reformed and improved away.&nbsp;
+The Pension Beaurepas, across the years, looks to me prodigiously
+archaic and incredibly quaint; I ask myself why, at the time, I
+so wasted the precious treasure of a sense that absolutely
+primitive pre-revolutionary &ldquo;Europe&rdquo; had never really
+been swept out of its cupboards, shaken out of its curtains,
+thumped out of its mattresses.&nbsp; The echoes of the <a
+name="pagexxvi"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xxvi</span>eighteenth century, to go no further back, must have
+been thick on its rather greasy stone staircase, up down which,
+unconscious of the character of the fine old wrought-iron
+<i>rampe</i>, as of most other things in the world besides, Mr.
+and Mrs. and Miss Ruck, to speak only of them, used mournfully to
+straggle.&nbsp; But I mustn&rsquo;t really so <i>much</i> as
+speak only, as even speak, of them.&nbsp; They would carry me too
+far back&mdash;which possibly outlived verisimilitude in them is
+what I wish to acknowledge.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">HENRY JAMES.</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><h2><a name="pagexxvii"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xxvii</span>CONTENTS</h2>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">PAGE</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>LADY BARBARINA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page1">1</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>THE SIEGE OF LONDON</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page127">127</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>AN INTERNATIONAL EPISODE</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page243">243</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>THE PENSION BEAUREPAS</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page347">347</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>A BUNDLE OF LETTERS</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page423">423</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>THE POINT OF VIEW</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page475">475</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="page1"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 1</span>LADY
+BARBARINA</h2>
+<h3><a name="page3"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 3</span>I</h3>
+<p>It is well known that there are few sights in the world more
+brilliant than the main avenues of Hyde Park of a fine afternoon
+in June.&nbsp; This was quite the opinion of two persons who on a
+beautiful day at the beginning of that month, four years ago, had
+established themselves under the great trees in a couple of iron
+chairs&mdash;the big ones with arms, for which, if I mistake not,
+you pay twopence&mdash;and sat there with the slow procession of
+the Drive behind them while their faces were turned to the more
+vivid agitation of the Row.&nbsp; Lost in the multitude of
+observers they belonged, superficially at least, to that class of
+persons who, wherever they may be, rank rather with the
+spectators than with the spectacle.&nbsp; They were quiet simple
+elderly, of aspect somewhat neutral; you would have liked them
+extremely but would scarcely have noticed them.&nbsp; It is to
+them, obscure in all that shining host, that we must nevertheless
+give our attention.&nbsp; On which the reader is begged to have
+confidence; he is not asked to make vain concessions.&nbsp; It
+was indicated touchingly in the faces of our friends that they
+were growing old together and were fond enough of each
+other&rsquo;s company not to object&mdash;since it was a
+condition&mdash;even to that.&nbsp; The reader will have guessed
+that they were husband and wife; and perhaps while he is about it
+will further have guessed that they were of that nationality for
+which <a name="page4"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 4</span>Hyde
+Park at the height of the season is most completely
+illustrative.&nbsp; They were native aliens, so to speak, and
+people at once so initiated and so detached could only be
+Americans.&nbsp; This reflexion indeed you would have made only
+after some delay; for it must be allowed that they bristled with
+none of those modern signs that carry out the tradition of the
+old indigenous war-paint and feathers.&nbsp; They had the
+American turn of mind, but that was very secret; and to your
+eye&mdash;if your eye had cared about it&mdash;they might have
+been either intimately British or more remotely foreign.&nbsp; It
+was as if they studied, for convenience, to be superficially
+colourless; their colour was all in their talk.&nbsp; They were
+not in the least verdant; they were grey rather, of monotonous
+hue.&nbsp; If they were interested in the riders, the horses, the
+walkers, the great exhibition of English wealth and health,
+beauty, luxury and leisure, it was because all this referred
+itself to other impressions, because they had the key to almost
+everything that needed an answer&mdash;because, in a word, they
+were able to compare.&nbsp; They had not arrived, they had only
+returned; and recognition much more than surprise was expressed
+in their quiet eyes.&nbsp; Dexter Freer and his wife belonged in
+fine to that great company of Americans who are constantly
+&ldquo;passing through&rdquo; London.&nbsp; Enjoyers of a fortune
+of which, from any standpoint, the limits were plainly visible,
+they were unable to treat themselves to that commonest form of
+ease, the ease of living at home.&nbsp; They found it much more
+possible to economise at Dresden or Florence than at Buffalo or
+Minneapolis.&nbsp; The saving was greater and the strain was
+less.&nbsp; From Dresden, from Florence, moreover, they
+constantly made excursions that wouldn&rsquo;t have been possible
+with an excess of territory; and it is even to be feared they
+practised some eccentricities of thrift.&nbsp; They <a
+name="page5"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 5</span>came to London
+to buy their portmanteaus, their toothbrushes, their
+writing-paper; they occasionally even recrossed the Atlantic
+westward to assure themselves that westward prices were still the
+same.&nbsp; They were eminently a social pair; their interests
+were mainly personal.&nbsp; Their curiosity was so invidiously
+human that they were supposed to be too addicted to gossip, and
+they certainly kept up their acquaintance with the affairs of
+other people.&nbsp; They had friends in every country, in every
+town; and it was not their fault if people told them their
+secrets.&nbsp; Dexter Freer was a tall lean man, with an
+interested eye and a nose that rather drooped than aspired, yet
+was salient withal.&nbsp; He brushed his hair, which was streaked
+with white, forward over his ears and into those locks
+represented in the portraits of clean-shaven gentlemen who
+flourished fifty years ago and wore an old-fashioned neckcloth
+and gaiters.&nbsp; His wife, a small plump person, rather
+polished than naturally fresh, with a white face and hair still
+evenly black, smiled perpetually, but had never laughed since the
+death of a son whom she had lost ten years after her
+marriage.&nbsp; Her husband, on the other hand, who was usually
+quite grave, indulged on great occasions in resounding
+mirth.&nbsp; People confided in her less than in him, but that
+mattered little, as she confided much in herself.&nbsp; Her
+dress, which was always black or dark grey, was so harmoniously
+simple that you could see she was fond of it; it was never smart
+by accident or by fear.&nbsp; She was full of intentions of the
+most judicious sort and, though perpetually moving about the
+world, had the air of waiting for every one else to pass.&nbsp;
+She was celebrated for the promptitude with which she made her
+sitting-room at an inn, where she might be spending a night or
+two, appear a real temple of memory.&nbsp; With books, flowers,
+photographs, draperies, rapidly <a name="page6"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 6</span>distributed&mdash;she had even a way,
+for the most part, of not failing of a piano&mdash;the place
+seemed almost hereditary.&nbsp; The pair were just back from
+America, where they had spent three months, and now were able to
+face the world with something of the elation of people who have
+been justified of a stiff conviction.&nbsp; They had found their
+native land quite ruinous.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There he is again!&rdquo; said Mr. Freer, following
+with his eyes a young man who passed along the Row, riding
+slowly.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s a beautiful
+thoroughbred!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Freer asked idle questions only when she wanted time to
+think.&nbsp; At present she had simply to look and see who it was
+her husband meant.&nbsp; &ldquo;The horse is too big,&rdquo; she
+remarked in a moment.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You mean the rider&rsquo;s too small,&rdquo; her
+husband returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s mounted on his
+millions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it really millions?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Seven or eight, they tell me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How disgusting!&rdquo;&nbsp; It was so that Mrs. Freer
+usually spoke of the large fortunes of the day.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+wish he&rsquo;d see us,&rdquo; she added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He does see us, but he doesn&rsquo;t like to look at
+us.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s too conscious.&nbsp; He isn&rsquo;t
+easy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Too conscious of his big horse?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes and of his big fortune.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s rather
+ashamed of that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This is an odd place to hang one&rsquo;s head
+in,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not so sure.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll find people
+here richer than himself, and other big horses in plenty, and
+that will cheer him up.&nbsp; Perhaps too he&rsquo;s looking for
+that girl.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The one we heard about?&nbsp; He can&rsquo;t be such a
+fool.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He isn&rsquo;t a fool,&rdquo; said Dexter Freer.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If he&rsquo;s thinking of her he has some good
+reason.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 7</span>&ldquo;I
+wonder what Mary Lemon would say,&rdquo; his wife pursued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;d say it was all right if he should do
+it.&nbsp; She thinks he can do no wrong.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s
+immensely fond of her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shan&rsquo;t be sure of that,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer,
+&ldquo;if he takes home a wife who&rsquo;ll despise
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why should the girl despise her?&nbsp; She&rsquo;s a
+delightful woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The girl will never know it&mdash;and if she should it
+would make no difference: she&rsquo;ll despise
+everything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe it, my dear; she&rsquo;ll like
+some things very much.&nbsp; Every one will be very nice to
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;ll despise them all the more.&nbsp; But
+we&rsquo;re speaking as if it were all arranged.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t believe in it at all,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, something of the sort&mdash;in this case or in
+some other&mdash;is sure to happen sooner or later,&rdquo; her
+husband replied, turning round a little toward the back-water, as
+it were, formed, near the entrance to the Park, by the confluence
+of the two great vistas of the Drive and the Row.</p>
+<p>Our friends had turned their backs, as I have said, to the
+solemn revolution of wheels and the densely-packed mass of
+spectators who had chosen that aspect of the show.&nbsp; These
+spectators were now agitated by a unanimous impulse: the
+pushing-back of chairs, the shuffle of feet, the rustle of
+garments and the deepening murmur of voices sufficiently
+expressed it.&nbsp; Royalty was approaching&mdash;royalty was
+passing&mdash;royalty had passed.&nbsp; Mr. Freer turned his head
+and his ear a little, but failed to alter his position further,
+and his wife took no notice of the flurry.&nbsp; They had seen
+royalty pass, all over Europe, and they knew it passed very
+quickly.&nbsp; Sometimes it came back; sometimes it didn&rsquo;t;
+more than <a name="page8"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+8</span>once they had seen it pass for the last time.&nbsp; They
+were veteran tourists and they knew as perfectly as regular
+attendants at complicated church-services when to get up and when
+to remain seated.&nbsp; Mr. Freer went on with his
+proposition.&nbsp; &ldquo;Some young fellow&rsquo;s certain to do
+it, and one of these girls is certain to take the risk.&nbsp;
+They must take risks over here more and more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The girls, I&rsquo;ve no doubt, will be glad enough;
+they have had very little chance as yet.&nbsp; But I don&rsquo;t
+want Jackson to begin.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you know I rather think I do,&rdquo; said Dexter
+Freer.&nbsp; &ldquo;It will be so very amusing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For us perhaps, but not for him.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll
+repent of it and be wretched.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s too good for
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wretched never!&nbsp; He has no capacity for
+wretchedness, and that&rsquo;s why he can afford to risk
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;ll have to make great concessions,&rdquo; Mrs.
+Freer persisted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He won&rsquo;t make one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should like to see.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You admit, then, that it will be amusing: all I contend
+for,&rdquo; her husband replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;But, as you say,
+we&rsquo;re talking as if it were settled, whereas there&rsquo;s
+probably nothing in it after all.&nbsp; The best stories always
+turn out false.&nbsp; I shall be sorry in this case.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They relapsed into silence while people passed and repassed
+them&mdash;continuous successive mechanical, with strange facial,
+strange expressional, sequences and contrasts.&nbsp; They watched
+the procession, but no one heeded them, though every one was
+there so admittedly to see what was to be seen.&nbsp; It was all
+striking, all pictorial, and it made a great composition.&nbsp;
+The wide long area of the Row, its red-brown surface dotted with
+bounding figures, stretched away into the distance and became
+suffused and misty <a name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+9</span>in the bright thick air.&nbsp; The deep dark English
+verdure that bordered and overhung it looked rich and old,
+revived and refreshed though it was by the breath of June.&nbsp;
+The mild blue of the sky was spotted with great silvery clouds,
+and the light drizzled down in heavenly shafts over the quieter
+spaces of the Park, as one saw them beyond the Row.&nbsp; All
+this, however, was only a background, for the scene was before
+everything personal; quite splendidly so, and full of the gloss
+and lustre, the contrasted tones, of a thousand polished
+surfaces.&nbsp; Certain things were salient, pervasive&mdash;the
+shining flanks of the perfect horses, the twinkle of bits and
+spurs, the smoothness of fine cloth adjusted to shoulders and
+limbs, the sheen of hats and boots, the freshness of complexions,
+the expression of smiling talking faces, the flash and flutter of
+rapid gallops.&nbsp; Faces were everywhere, and they were the
+great effect&mdash;above all the fair faces of women on tall
+horses, flushed a little under their stiff black hats, with
+figures stiffened, in spite of much definition of curve, by their
+tight-fitting habits.&nbsp; Their well-secured helmets, their
+neat compact heads, their straight necks, their firm tailor-made
+armour, their frequent hardy bloom, all made them look singularly
+like amazons about to ride a charge.&nbsp; The men, with their
+eyes before them, with hats of undulating brim, good profiles,
+high collars, white flowers on their chests, long legs and long
+feet, had an air more elaboratively decorative, as they jolted
+beside the ladies, always out of step.&nbsp; These were the
+younger types; but it was not all youth, for many a saddle
+sustained a richer rotundity, and ruddy faces with short white
+whiskers or with matronly chins looked down comfortably from an
+equilibrium that seemed moral as well as physical.&nbsp; The
+walkers differed from the riders only in being on foot and in
+looking at the riders <a name="page10"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 10</span>more than these looked at them; for
+they would have done as well in the saddle and ridden as the
+others ride.&nbsp; The women had tight little bonnets and still
+tighter little knots of hair; their round chins rested on a close
+swathing of lace or in some cases on throttling silver chains and
+circlets.&nbsp; They had flat backs and small waists, they walked
+slowly, with their elbows out, carrying vast parasols and turning
+their heads very little to the right or the left.&nbsp; They were
+amazons unmounted, quite ready to spring into the saddle.&nbsp;
+There was a great deal of beauty and a diffused look of happy
+expansion, all limited and controlled, which came from clear
+quiet eyes and well-cut lips, rims of stout vessels that
+didn&rsquo;t overflow and on which syllables were liquid and
+sentences brief.&nbsp; Some of the young men, as well as the
+women, had the happiest proportions and oval faces&mdash;faces in
+which line and colour were pure and fresh and the idea of the
+moment far from intense.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re often very good-looking,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Freer at the end of ten minutes.&nbsp; &ldquo;They&rsquo;re on
+the whole the finest whites.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So long as they remain white they do very well; but
+when they venture upon colour!&rdquo; his wife replied.&nbsp; She
+sat with her eyes at the level of the skirts of the ladies who
+passed her, and she had been following the progress of a green
+velvet robe enriched with ornaments of steel and much gathered up
+in the hands of its wearer, who, herself apparently in her teens,
+was accompanied by a young lady draped in scant pink muslin, a
+tissue embroidered esthetically with flowers that simulated the
+iris.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All the same, in a crowd, they&rsquo;re wonderfully
+well turned out,&rdquo; Dexter Freer went on&mdash;&ldquo;lumping
+men and women and horses and dogs together.&nbsp; Look at that
+big fellow on the light chestnut: what could be more
+perfect?&nbsp; By the way, it&rsquo;s Lord <a
+name="page11"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+11</span>Canterville,&rdquo; he added in a moment and as if the
+fact were of some importance.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Freer recognised its importance to the degree of raising
+her glass to look at Lord Canterville.&nbsp; &ldquo;How do you
+know it&rsquo;s he?&rdquo; she asked with that implement still
+up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I heard him say something the night I went to the House
+of Lords.&nbsp; It was very few words, but I remember him.&nbsp;
+A man near me mentioned who he was.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s not so handsome as you,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Freer, dropping her glass.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you&rsquo;re too difficult!&rdquo; her husband
+murmured.&nbsp; &ldquo;What a pity the girl isn&rsquo;t with
+him,&rdquo; he went on.&nbsp; &ldquo;We might see
+something.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It appeared in a moment, however, that the girl was with
+him.&nbsp; The nobleman designated had ridden slowly forward from
+the start, then just opposite our friends had pulled up to look
+back as if waiting for some one.&nbsp; At the same moment a
+gentleman in the Walk engaged his attention, so that he advanced
+to the barrier which protects the pedestrians and halted there,
+bending a little from his saddle and talking with his friend, who
+leaned against the rail.&nbsp; Lord Canterville was indeed
+perfect, as his American admirer had said.&nbsp; Upwards of sixty
+and of great stature and great presence, he was a thoroughly
+splendid apparition.&nbsp; In capital preservation he had the
+freshness of middle life&mdash;he would have been young indeed to
+the eye if his large harmonious spread hadn&rsquo;t spoken of the
+lapse of years.&nbsp; He was clad from head to foot in garments
+of a radiant grey, and his fine florid countenance was surmounted
+with a white hat of which the majestic curves were a triumph of
+good form.&nbsp; Over his mighty chest disposed itself a beard of
+the richest growth and of a colour, in spite of a few streaks
+vaguely grizzled, <a name="page12"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+12</span>to which the coat of his admirable horse appeared to be
+a perfect match.&nbsp; It left no opportunity in his uppermost
+button-hole for the customary orchid; but this was of
+comparatively little consequence, since the vegetation of the
+beard itself was tropical.&nbsp; Astride his great steed, with
+his big fist, gloved in pearl-grey, on his swelling thigh, his
+face lighted up with good-humoured indifference and all his
+magnificent surface reflecting the mild sunshine, he was,
+strikingly, a founded and builded figure, such as could only
+represent to the public gaze some Institution, some Exhibition or
+some Industry, in a word some unquenchable Interest.&nbsp; People
+quite lingered to look up at him as they passed.&nbsp; His halt
+was brief, however, for he was almost immediately joined by two
+handsome girls, who were as well turned-out, in Dexter
+Freer&rsquo;s phrase, as himself.&nbsp; They had been detained a
+moment at the entrance to the Row and now advanced side by side,
+their groom close behind them.&nbsp; One was noticeably taller
+and older than the other, and it was plain at a glance that they
+were sisters.&nbsp; Between them, with their charming shoulders,
+their contracted waists and their skirts that hung without a
+wrinkle, like plates of zinc, they represented in a singularly
+complete form the pretty English girl in the position in which
+she is prettiest.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course they&rsquo;re his daughters,&rdquo; said
+Dexter Freer as these young ladies rode away with Lord
+Canterville; &ldquo;and in that case one of them must be Jackson
+Lemon&rsquo;s sweetheart.&nbsp; Probably the bigger; they said it
+was the eldest.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s evidently a fine
+creature.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;d hate it over there,&rdquo; Mrs. Freer
+returned for all answer to this cluster of inductions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know I don&rsquo;t admit that.&nbsp; But granting
+she should, it would do her good to have to accommodate
+herself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+13</span>&ldquo;She wouldn&rsquo;t accommodate
+herself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She looks so confoundedly fortunate, perched up on that
+saddle,&rdquo; he went on without heed of his wife&rsquo;s
+speech.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t they supposed to be very poor?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, they look it!&rdquo;&nbsp; And his eyes followed
+the eminent trio while, with the groom, as eminent in his way as
+any of them, they started on a canter.</p>
+<p>The air was full of sound, was low and economised; and when,
+near our friends, it became articulate the words were simple and
+few.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s as good as the circus, isn&rsquo;t
+it, Mrs. Freer?&rdquo;&nbsp; These words correspond to that
+description, but they pierced the dense medium more effectually
+than any our friends had lately heard.&nbsp; They were uttered by
+a young man who had stopped short in the path, absorbed by the
+sight of his compatriots.&nbsp; He was short and stout, he had a
+round kind face and short stiff-looking hair, which was
+reproduced in a small bristling beard.&nbsp; He wore a
+double-breasted walking-coat, which was not, however, buttoned,
+and on the summit of his round head was perched a hat of
+exceeding smallness and of the so-called &ldquo;pot&rdquo;
+category.&nbsp; It evidently fitted him, but a hatter himself
+wouldn&rsquo;t have known why.&nbsp; His hands were encased in
+new gloves of a dark-brown colour, and these masquerading members
+hung consciously, quite ruefully, at his sides.&nbsp; He sported
+neither umbrella nor stick.&nbsp; He offered one of his stuffed
+gloves almost with eagerness to Mrs. Freer, blushing a little as
+he measured his precipitation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh Doctor Feeder!&rdquo;&mdash;she smiled at him.&nbsp;
+Then she repeated to her husband, &ldquo;Doctor Feeder, my
+dear!&rdquo; and her husband said, &ldquo;Oh Doctor, how
+d&rsquo;ye do?&rdquo;&nbsp; I have spoken of the composition of
+the young man&rsquo;s appearance, but the items were not
+perceived by these two.&nbsp; They saw but one thing, his
+delightful <a name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+14</span>face, which was both simple and clever and, as if this
+weren&rsquo;t enough, showed a really tasteless overheaping of
+the cardinal virtues.&nbsp; They had lately made the voyage from
+New York in his company, and he was clearly a person who would
+shine at sea with an almost intolerable blandness.&nbsp; After he
+had stood in front of them a moment a chair beside Mrs. Freer
+became vacant; on which he took possession of it and sat there
+telling her what he thought of the Park and how he liked
+London.&nbsp; As she knew every one she had known many of his
+people at home, and while she listened to him she remembered how
+large their contribution had been to the moral worth of
+Cincinnati.&nbsp; Mrs. Freer&rsquo;s social horizon included even
+that city; she had had occasion to exercise an amused recognition
+of several families from Ohio and was acquainted with the
+position of the Feeders there.&nbsp; This family, very numerous,
+was interwoven into an enormous cousinship.&nbsp; She stood off
+herself from any Western promiscuity, but she could have told you
+whom Doctor Feeder&rsquo;s great-grandfather had married.&nbsp;
+Every one indeed had heard of the good deeds of the descendants
+of this worthy, who were generally physicians, excellent ones,
+and whose name expressed not inaptly their numerous acts of
+charity.&nbsp; Sidney Feeder, who had several cousins of this
+name established in the same line at Cincinnati, had transferred
+himself and his ambition to New York, where his practice had at
+the end of three years begun to grow.&nbsp; He had studied his
+profession at Vienna and was saturated with German science; had
+he only worn spectacles he might indeed perfectly, while he
+watched the performers in Rotten Row as if their proceedings were
+a successful demonstration, have passed for some famously
+&ldquo;materialistic&rdquo; young German.&nbsp; He had come over
+to London to attend a medical congress which met this year in the
+<a name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 15</span>British
+capital, for his interest in the healing art was by no means
+limited to the cure of his patients.&nbsp; It embraced every form
+of experiment, and the expression of his honest eyes would almost
+have reconciled you to vivisection.&nbsp; This was his first time
+of looking into the Park; for social experiments he had little
+leisure.&nbsp; Being aware, however, that it was a very typical
+and, as might be, symptomatic sight, he had conscientiously
+reserved an afternoon and dressed himself carefully for the
+occasion.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s quite a brilliant show,&rdquo;
+he said to Mrs. Freer; &ldquo;it makes me wish I had a
+mount.&rdquo;&nbsp; Little as he resembled Lord Canterville he
+rode, as he would have gaily said, first-rate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wait till Jackson Lemon passes again and you can stop
+him and make him let you take a turn.&rdquo;&nbsp; This was the
+jocular suggestion of Dexter Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, is he here?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been looking out for
+him and should like to see him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doesn&rsquo;t he go to your medical congress?&rdquo;
+asked Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well yes, he attends&mdash;but isn&rsquo;t very
+regular.&nbsp; I guess he goes out a good deal.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I guess he does,&rdquo; said Mr. Freer; &ldquo;and if
+he isn&rsquo;t very regular I guess he has a good reason.&nbsp; A
+beautiful reason, a charming reason,&rdquo; he went on, bending
+forward to look down toward the beginning of the Row.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Dear me, what a lovely reason!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Doctor Feeder followed the direction of his eyes and after a
+moment understood his allusion.&nbsp; Little Jackson Lemon
+passed, on his big horse, along the avenue again, riding beside
+one of the bright creatures who had come that way shortly before
+under escort of Lord Canterville.&nbsp; His lordship followed in
+conversation with the other, his younger daughter.&nbsp; As they
+advanced Jackson Lemon turned his eyes to the multitude under the
+trees, and it so happened that <a name="page16"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 16</span>they rested on the Dexter
+Freers.&nbsp; He smiled, he raised his hat with all possible
+friendliness, and his three companions turned to see whom he so
+frankly greeted.&nbsp; As he settled his hat on his head he
+espied the young man from Cincinnati, whom he had at first
+overlooked; whereupon he laughed for the luck of it and waved
+Sidney Feeder an airy salutation with his hand, reining in a
+little at the same time just for an instant, as if he
+half-expected this apparition to come and speak to him.&nbsp;
+Seeing him with strangers, none the less, Sidney Feeder hung
+back, staring a little as he rode away.</p>
+<p>It is open to us to know that at this moment the young lady by
+whose side he was riding put him the free question: &ldquo;Who
+are those people you bowed to?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some old friends of mine&mdash;Americans,&rdquo; said
+Jackson Lemon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course they&rsquo;re Americans; there&rsquo;s
+nothing anywhere but Americans now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, our turn&rsquo;s coming round!&rdquo; laughed
+the young man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But that doesn&rsquo;t say who they are,&rdquo; his
+companion continued.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s so difficult to say
+who Americans are,&rdquo; she added before he had time to answer
+her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dexter Freer and his wife&mdash;there&rsquo;s nothing
+difficult about that.&nbsp; Every one knows them,&rdquo; Jackson
+explained.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never heard of them,&rdquo; said the English
+girl.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, that&rsquo;s your fault and your misfortune.&nbsp;
+I assure you everybody knows them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And does everybody know the little man with the fat
+face to whom you kissed your hand?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t kiss my hand, but I would if I had
+thought of it.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s a great chum of mine&mdash;a
+fellow-student at Vienna.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+17</span>&ldquo;And what&rsquo;s <i>his</i> name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doctor Feeder.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s companion had a dandling pause.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Are <i>all</i> your friends doctors?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No&mdash;some of them are in other
+businesses.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are they all in some business?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Most of them&mdash;save two or three like Dexter
+Freer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Dexter&rsquo; Freer?&nbsp; I thought you said
+Doctor Freer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man gave a laugh.&nbsp; &ldquo;You heard me
+wrong.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got doctors on the brain, Lady
+Barb.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m rather glad,&rdquo; said Lady Barb, giving
+the rein to her horse, who bounded away.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well yes, she&rsquo;s very handsome, the reason,&rdquo;
+Doctor Feeder remarked as he sat under the trees.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is he going to marry her?&rdquo; Mrs. Freer
+inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Marry her?&nbsp; I hope not.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you hope not?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because I know nothing about her.&nbsp; I want to know
+something about the woman that man marries.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose you&rsquo;d like him to marry in
+Cincinnati,&rdquo; Mrs. Freer not unadventurously threw out.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m not particular where it is; but I want
+to know her first.&rdquo;&nbsp; Doctor Feeder was very
+sturdy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We were in hopes you&rsquo;d know all about it,&rdquo;
+said his other entertainer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I haven&rsquo;t kept up with him there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve heard from a dozen people that he has been
+always with her for the last month&mdash;and that kind of thing,
+in England, is supposed to mean something.&nbsp; Hasn&rsquo;t he
+spoken of her when you&rsquo;ve seen him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, he has only talked about the new treatment of
+spinal meningitis.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s very much interested in
+spinal meningitis.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+18</span>&ldquo;I wonder if he talks about it to Lady
+Barb,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who is she anyway?&rdquo; the young man wanted to
+know.</p>
+<p>Well, his companions both let him.&nbsp; &ldquo;Lady Barb
+Clement.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And who&rsquo;s Lady Barb Clement?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The daughter of Lord Canterville.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And who&rsquo;s Lord Canterville?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dexter must tell you that,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>And Dexter accordingly told him that the Marquis of
+Canterville had been in his day a great sporting nobleman and an
+ornament to English society, and had held more than once a high
+post in her Majesty&rsquo;s household.&nbsp; Dexter Freer knew
+all these things&mdash;how his lordship had married a daughter of
+Lord Treherne, a very serious intelligent and beautiful woman who
+had redeemed him from the extravagance of his youth and presented
+him in rapid succession with a dozen little tenants for the
+nurseries at Pasterns&mdash;this being, as Mr. Freer also knew,
+the name of the principal seat of the Cantervilles.&nbsp; The
+head of that house was a Tory, but not a particular dunce for a
+Tory, and very popular in society at large; good-natured,
+good-looking, knowing how to be rather remarkably free and yet
+remain a <i>grand seigneur</i>, clever enough to make an
+occasional telling speech and much associated with the fine old
+English pursuits as well as with many of the new
+improvements&mdash;the purification of the Turf, the opening of
+the museums on Sunday, the propagation of coffee-taverns, the
+latest ideas on sanitary reform.&nbsp; He disapproved of the
+extension of the suffrage but had positively drainage on the
+brain.&nbsp; It had been said of him at least once&mdash;and, if
+this historian is not mistaken, in print&mdash;that he was just
+the man to convey to the popular mind the impression that the <a
+name="page19"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 19</span>British
+aristocracy is still a living force.&nbsp; He was unfortunately
+not very rich&mdash;for a man who had to exemplify such
+truths&mdash;and of his twelve children no less than seven were
+daughters.&nbsp; Lady Barb, Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s friend, was the
+second; the eldest had married Lord Beauchemin.&nbsp; Mr. Freer
+had caught quite the right pronunciation of this name, which he
+successfully sounded as Bitumen.&nbsp; Lady Lucretia had done
+very well, for her husband was rich and she had brought him
+nothing to speak of; but it was hardly to be expected they would
+all achieve such flights.&nbsp; Happily the younger girls were
+still in the schoolroom, and before they had come up, Lady
+Canterville, who was a woman of bold resource, would have worked
+off the two that were out.&nbsp; It was Lady Agatha&rsquo;s first
+season; she wasn&rsquo;t so pretty as her sister, but was thought
+to be cleverer.&nbsp; Half-a-dozen people had spoken to him of
+Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s being a great deal at the
+Cantervilles.&nbsp; He was supposed to be enormously rich.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, so he is,&rdquo; said Sidney Feeder, who had
+listened to Mr. Freer&rsquo;s report with attention, with
+eagerness even, but, for all its lucidity, with an air of
+imperfect apprehension.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but not so rich as they probably think.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do they want his money?&nbsp; Is that what
+they&rsquo;re after?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You go straight to the point!&rdquo; Mrs. Freer rang
+out.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t the least idea,&rdquo; said her
+husband.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s a very good sort in
+himself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but he&rsquo;s a doctor,&rdquo; Mrs. Freer
+observed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What have they got against that?&rdquo; asked Sidney
+Feeder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, over here, you know, they only call them in to
+prescribe,&rdquo; said his other friend.&nbsp; &ldquo;The
+profession isn&rsquo;t&mdash;a&mdash;what you&rsquo;d call
+aristocratic.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+20</span>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t know it, and I don&rsquo;t
+know that I want to know it.&nbsp; How do you mean,
+aristocratic?&nbsp; What profession is?&nbsp; It would be rather
+a curious one.&nbsp; Professions are meant to do the work of
+professions; and what work&rsquo;s done without your sleeves
+rolled up?&nbsp; Many of the gentlemen at the congress there are
+quite charming.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I like doctors very much,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer;
+&ldquo;my father was a doctor.&nbsp; But they don&rsquo;t marry
+the daughters of marquises.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe Jackson wants to marry that
+one,&rdquo; Sidney Feeder calmly argued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very possibly not&mdash;people are such asses,&rdquo;
+said Dexter Freer.&nbsp; &ldquo;But he&rsquo;ll have to
+decide.&nbsp; I wish you&rsquo;d find out, by the way.&nbsp; You
+can if you will.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll ask him&mdash;up at the congress; I can do
+that.&nbsp; I suppose he has got to marry some one.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+The young man added in a moment: &ldquo;And she may be a good
+thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s said to be charming.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well then, it won&rsquo;t hurt him.&nbsp; I must
+say, however, I&rsquo;m not sure I like all that about her
+family.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What I told you?&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all to their honour
+and glory,&rdquo; said Mr. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are they quite on the square?&nbsp; It&rsquo;s like
+those people in Thackeray.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh if Thackeray could have done
+<i>this</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; And Mrs. Freer yearned over the lost
+hand.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You mean all this scene?&rdquo; asked the young
+man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; the marriage of a British noblewoman and an
+American doctor.&nbsp; It would have been a subject for a master
+of satire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You see you do want it, my dear,&rdquo; said her
+husband quietly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I want it as a story, but I don&rsquo;t want it for
+Doctor Lemon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page21"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+21</span>&ldquo;Does he call himself &lsquo;Doctor&rsquo;
+still?&rdquo; Mr. Freer asked of young Feeder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose he does&mdash;I call him so.&nbsp; Of course
+he doesn&rsquo;t practise.&nbsp; But once a doctor always a
+doctor.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s doctrine for Lady Barb!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sidney Feeder wondered.&nbsp; &ldquo;Hasn&rsquo;t <i>she</i>
+got a title too?&nbsp; What would she expect him to be?&nbsp;
+President of the United States?&nbsp; He&rsquo;s a man of real
+ability&mdash;he might have stood at the head of his
+profession.&nbsp; When I think of that I want to swear.&nbsp;
+What did his father want to go and make all that money
+for?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It must certainly be odd to them to see a
+&lsquo;medical man&rsquo; with six or eight millions,&rdquo; Mr.
+Freer conceded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They use much the same term as the Choctaws,&rdquo;
+said his wife.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, some of their own physicians make immense
+fortunes,&rdquo; Sidney Feeder remarked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t he,&rdquo; she went on, &ldquo;be made a
+baronet by the Queen?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, then he&rsquo;d be aristocratic,&rdquo; said the
+young man.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I don&rsquo;t see why he should want
+to marry over here; it seems to me to be going out of his
+way.&nbsp; However, if he&rsquo;s happy I don&rsquo;t care.&nbsp;
+I like him very much; he has &lsquo;A1&rsquo; ability.&nbsp; If
+it hadn&rsquo;t been for his father he&rsquo;d have made a
+splendid doctor.&nbsp; But, as I say, he takes a great interest
+in medical science and I guess he means to promote it all he
+can&mdash;with his big fortune.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll be sure to keep
+up his interest in research.&nbsp; He thinks we <i>do</i> know
+something and is bound we shall know more.&nbsp; I hope she
+won&rsquo;t lower him, the young marchioness&mdash;is that her
+rank?&nbsp; And I hope they&rsquo;re really good people.&nbsp; He
+ought to be very useful.&nbsp; I should want to know a good deal
+about the foreign family I was going to marry into.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He looked to me, riding there, as if he knew a <a
+name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 22</span>good deal
+about the Clements,&rdquo; Dexter Freer said, getting to his feet
+as his wife suggested they ought to be going; &ldquo;and he
+looked to me pleased with the knowledge.&nbsp; There they come
+down the other side.&nbsp; Will you walk away with us or will you
+stay?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Stop him and ask him, and then come and tell
+us&mdash;in Jermyn Street.&rdquo;&nbsp; This was Mrs.
+Freer&rsquo;s parting injunction to Sidney Feeder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He ought to come himself&mdash;tell him that,&rdquo;
+her husband added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess I&rsquo;ll stay,&rdquo; said the young
+man as his companions merged themselves in the crowd that now was
+tending toward the gates.&nbsp; He went and stood by the barrier
+and saw Doctor Lemon and his friends pull up at the entrance to
+the Row, where they apparently prepared to separate.&nbsp; The
+separation took some time and Jackson&rsquo;s colleague became
+interested.&nbsp; Lord Canterville and his younger daughter
+lingered to talk with two gentlemen, also mounted, who looked a
+good deal at the legs of Lady Agatha&rsquo;s horse.&nbsp; Doctor
+Lemon and Lady Barb were face to face, very near each other, and
+she, leaning forward a little, stroked the overlapping neck of
+his glossy bay.&nbsp; At a distance he appeared to be talking and
+she to be listening without response.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh yes,
+he&rsquo;s making love to her,&rdquo; thought Sidney
+Feeder.&nbsp; Suddenly her father and sister turned away to leave
+the Park, and she joined them and disappeared while Jackson came
+up on the left again as for a final gallop.&nbsp; He hadn&rsquo;t
+gone far before he perceived his comrade, who awaited him at the
+rail; and he repeated the gesture Lady Barb had described as a
+kiss of the hand, though it had not to his friend&rsquo;s eyes
+that full grace.&nbsp; When he came within hail he pulled up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I had known you were coming here I&rsquo;d have
+given you a mount,&rdquo; he immediately and bountifully <a
+name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 23</span>cried.&nbsp;
+There was not in his person that irradiation of wealth and
+distinction which made Lord Canterville glow like a picture; but
+as he sat there with his neat little legs stuck out he looked
+very bright and sharp and happy, wearing in his degree the aspect
+of one of Fortune&rsquo;s favourites.&nbsp; He had a thin keen
+delicate face, a nose very carefully finished, a quick eye, a
+trifle hard in expression, and a fine dark moustache, a good deal
+cultivated.&nbsp; He was not striking, but he had his intensity,
+and it was easy to see that he had his purposes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How many horses have you got&mdash;about forty?&rdquo;
+his compatriot inquired in response to his greeting.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;About five hundred,&rdquo; said Jackson Lemon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you mount your friends&mdash;the three you were
+riding with?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mount them?&nbsp; They&rsquo;ve got the best horses in
+England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did they sell you this one?&rdquo; Sidney Feeder
+continued in the same humorous strain.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you think of him?&rdquo; said his friend
+without heed of this question.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, he&rsquo;s an awful old screw.&nbsp; I wonder he
+can carry you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where did you get your hat?&rdquo; Jackson asked both
+as a retort and as a relevant criticism.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I got it in New York.&nbsp; What&rsquo;s the matter
+with it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s very beautiful.&nbsp; I wish I had brought
+over one like it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The head&rsquo;s the thing&mdash;not the hat.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t mean yours&mdash;I mean mine,&rdquo; Sidney Feeder
+laughed.&nbsp; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s something very deep in your
+question.&nbsp; I must think it over.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t&mdash;don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Jackson
+Lemon; &ldquo;you&rsquo;ll never get to the bottom of it.&nbsp;
+Are you having a good time?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A glorious time.&nbsp; Have you been up
+to-day?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page24"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+24</span>&ldquo;Up among the doctors?&nbsp; No&mdash;I&rsquo;ve
+had a lot of things to do,&rdquo; Jackson was obliged to
+plead.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well&rdquo;&mdash;and his friend richly recovered
+it&mdash;&ldquo;we had a very interesting discussion.&nbsp; I
+made a few remarks.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You ought to have told me.&nbsp; What were they
+about?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;About the intermarriage of races from the point of
+view&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp; And Sidney Feeder paused a moment,
+occupied with the attempt to scratch the nose of the beautiful
+horse.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;From the point of view of the progeny, I
+suppose?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not at all.&nbsp; From the point of view of the old
+friends.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Damn the old friends!&rdquo; Doctor Lemon exclaimed
+with jocular crudity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it true that you&rsquo;re going to marry a young
+marchioness?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The face of the speaker in the saddle became just a trifle
+rigid, and his firm eyes penetrated the other.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who
+has played that on you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. and Mrs. Freer, whom I met just now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. and Mrs. Freer be hanged too.&nbsp; And who told
+<i>them</i>?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ever so many fashionable people.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+know who.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Gad, how things are tattled!&rdquo; cried Jackson Lemon
+with asperity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can see it&rsquo;s true by the way you say
+that,&rdquo; his friend ingenuously stated.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do Freer and his wife believe it?&rdquo; Jackson went
+on impatiently.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They want you to go and see them.&nbsp; You can judge
+for yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll go and see them and tell them to mind their
+business.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page25"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+25</span>&ldquo;In Jermyn Street; but I forget the number.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m sorry the marchioness isn&rsquo;t one of ours,&rdquo;
+Doctor Feeder continued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I should marry her she <i>would</i> be quick
+enough.&nbsp; But I don&rsquo;t see what difference it can make
+to you,&rdquo; said Jackson.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, she&rsquo;ll look down on the profession, and I
+don&rsquo;t like that from your wife.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will touch me more than you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then it <i>is</i> true?&rdquo; Doctor Feeder cried with
+a finer appeal.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She won&rsquo;t look down.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll answer for
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You won&rsquo;t care.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re out of it all
+now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I&rsquo;m not.&nbsp; I mean to do no end of
+work.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll believe that when I see it,&rdquo; said
+Sidney Feeder, who was by no means perfectly incredulous, but who
+thought it salutary to take that tone.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not
+sure you&rsquo;ve any right to work&mdash;you oughtn&rsquo;t to
+have everything; you ought to leave the field to us, not take the
+bread out of our mouths and get the <i>kudos</i>.&nbsp; You must
+pay the penalty of being bloated.&nbsp; You&rsquo;d have been
+celebrated if you had continued to practise&mdash;more celebrated
+than any one.&nbsp; But you won&rsquo;t be now&mdash;you
+can&rsquo;t be any way you fix it.&nbsp; Some one else is going
+to be in your place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Jackson Lemon listened to this, but without meeting the eyes
+of the prophet; not, however, as if he were avoiding them, but as
+if the long stretch of the Ride, now less and less obstructed,
+irresistibly drew him off again and made his companion&rsquo;s
+talk retarding.&nbsp; Nevertheless he answered deliberately and
+kindly enough.&nbsp; &ldquo;I hope it will be you, old
+boy.&rdquo;&nbsp; And he bowed to a lady who rode past.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very likely it will.&nbsp; I hope I make you feel
+mean.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I&rsquo;m trying to do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh awfully!&rdquo; Jackson cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;All the
+more that I&rsquo;m not in the least engaged.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page26"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+26</span>&ldquo;Well, that&rsquo;s good.&nbsp; Won&rsquo;t you
+come up to-morrow?&rdquo; Doctor Feeder went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll try, my dear fellow.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t be
+sure.&nbsp; By-bye!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh you&rsquo;re lost anyway!&rdquo; sighed Sidney
+Feeder as the other started away.</p>
+<h3><a name="page27"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+27</span>II</h3>
+<p>It was Lady Marmaduke, wife of Sir Henry of that clan, who had
+introduced the amusing young American to Lady Beauchemin; after
+which Lady Beauchemin had made him acquainted with her mother and
+sisters.&nbsp; Lady Marmaduke too was of outland strain,
+remaining for her conjugal baronet the most ponderable
+consequence of a tour in the United States.&nbsp; At present, by
+the end of ten years, she knew her London as she had never known
+her New York, so that it had been easy for her to be, as she
+called herself, Jackson&rsquo;s social godmother.&nbsp; She had
+views with regard to his career, and these views fitted into a
+scheme of high policy which, if our space permitted, I should be
+glad to lay before the reader in its magnitude.&nbsp; She wished
+to add an arch or two to the bridge on which she had effected her
+transit from America; and it was her belief that Doctor Lemon
+might furnish the materials.&nbsp; This bridge, as yet a somewhat
+sketchy and rickety structure, she saw&mdash;in the
+future&mdash;boldly stretch from one solid pier to another.&nbsp;
+It could but serve both ways, for reciprocity was the keynote of
+Lady Marmaduke&rsquo;s plan.&nbsp; It was her belief that an
+ultimate fusion was inevitable and that those who were the first
+to understand the situation would enjoy the biggest returns from
+it.&nbsp; The first time the young man had dined with her he met
+Lady Beauchemin, who was her intimate friend.&nbsp; <a
+name="page28"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 28</span>Lady
+Beauchemin was remarkably gracious, asking him to come and see
+her as if she really meant it.&nbsp; He in fact presented himself
+and in her drawing-room met her mother, who happened to be
+calling at the same moment.&nbsp; Lady Canterville, not less
+friendly than her daughter, invited him down to Pasterns for
+Eastertide, and before a month had passed it struck him that,
+though he was not what he would have called intimate at any house
+in London, the door of the house of Clement opened to him pretty
+often.&nbsp; This seemed no small good fortune, for it always
+opened upon a charming picture.&nbsp; The inmates were a blooming
+and beautiful race, and their interior had an aspect of the
+ripest comfort.&nbsp; It was not the splendour of New
+York&mdash;as New York had lately begun to appear to the young
+man&mdash;but an appearance and a set of conditions, of factors
+as he used to say, not to be set in motion in that city by any
+power of purchase.&nbsp; He himself had a great deal of money,
+and money was good even when it was new; but old money was
+somehow <i>more</i> to the shilling and the pound.&nbsp; Even
+after he learned that Lord Canterville&rsquo;s fortune was less
+present than past it was still the positive golden glow that
+struck him.&nbsp; It was Lady Beauchemin who had told him her
+father wasn&rsquo;t rich; having told him furthermore many
+surprising things&mdash;things both surprising in themselves and
+surprising on her lips.&nbsp; This was to come home to him afresh
+that evening&mdash;the day he met Sidney Feeder in the
+Park.&nbsp; He dined out in the company of Lady Beauchemin, and
+afterwards, as she was alone&mdash;her husband had gone down to
+listen to a debate&mdash;she offered to &ldquo;take him
+on.&rdquo;&nbsp; She was going to several places, at some of
+which he must be due.&nbsp; They compared notes, and it was
+settled they should proceed together to the Trumpingtons&rsquo;,
+whither, it appeared at eleven o&rsquo;clock, <a
+name="page29"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 29</span>all the world
+was proceeding, with the approach to the house choked for half a
+mile with carriages.&nbsp; It was a close muggy night; Lady
+Beauchemin&rsquo;s chariot, in its place in the rank, stood still
+for long periods.&nbsp; In his corner beside her, through the
+open window, Jackson Lemon, rather hot, rather oppressed, looked
+out on the moist greasy pavement, over which was flung, a
+considerable distance up and down, the flare of a
+public-house.&nbsp; Lady Beauchemin, however, was not impatient,
+for she had a purpose in her mind, and now she could say what she
+wished.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you really love her?&rdquo;&nbsp; That was the first
+thing she said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess so,&rdquo; Jackson Lemon answered as if
+he didn&rsquo;t recognise the obligation to be serious.</p>
+<p>She looked at him a moment in silence; he felt her gaze and,
+turning his eyes, saw her face, partly shadowed, with the aid of
+a street-lamp.&nbsp; She was not so pretty as Lady Barb; her
+features had a certain sharpness; her hair, very light in colour
+and wonderfully frizzled, almost covered her eyes, the expression
+of which, however, together with that of her pointed nose and the
+glitter of several diamonds, emerged from the gloom.&nbsp; What
+she next said seemed somehow to fall in with that.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t seem to know.&nbsp; I never saw a man in
+so vague a state.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You push me a little too much; I must have time to
+think of it,&rdquo; the young man returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;You know
+in my country they allow us plenty of time.&rdquo;&nbsp; He had
+several little oddities of expression, of which he was perfectly
+conscious and which he found convenient, for they guarded him in
+a society condemning a lonely New Yorker who proceeded by native
+inspiration to much exposure; they ensured him the profit
+corresponding with sundry sacrifices.&nbsp; <a
+name="page30"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 30</span>He had no
+great assortment of vernacular drolleries, conscious or
+unconscious, to draw upon; but the occasional use of one,
+discreetly chosen, made him appear simpler than he really was,
+and reasons determined his desiring this result.&nbsp; He was not
+simple; he was subtle, circumspect, shrewd&mdash;perfectly aware
+that he might make mistakes.&nbsp; There was a danger of his
+making one now&mdash;a mistake that might gravely count.&nbsp; He
+was resolved only to succeed.&nbsp; It is true that for a great
+success he would take a certain risk; but the risk was to be
+considered, and he gained time while he multiplied his guesses
+and talked about his country.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You may take ten years if you like,&rdquo; said Lady
+Beauchemin.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m in no hurry whatever to make
+you my brother-in-law.&nbsp; Only you must remember that you
+spoke to me first.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What did I say?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You spoke to me of Barb as the finest girl you had seen
+in England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I&rsquo;m willing to stand by that.&rdquo;&nbsp; And
+he had another try, which would have been transparent to a
+compatriot.&nbsp; &ldquo;I guess I like her type.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should think you might!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I like her all round&mdash;with all her
+peculiarities.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you mean by her peculiarities?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, she has some peculiar ideas,&rdquo; said Jackson
+Lemon in a tone of the sweetest reasonableness, &ldquo;and she
+has a peculiar way of speaking.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you can&rsquo;t expect us to speak so well as
+you!&rdquo; cried Lady Beauchemin.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why not.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was
+perfectly candid.&nbsp; &ldquo;You do some things much
+better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve our own ways at any rate, and we think them
+the best in the world&mdash;as they mostly are!&rdquo; laughed
+Lady Beauchemin.&nbsp; &ldquo;One of them&rsquo;s not to let a
+gentleman devote himself to a girl for so <a
+name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 31</span>long a time
+without some sense of responsibility.&nbsp; If you don&rsquo;t
+wish to marry my sister you ought to go away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I ought never to have come,&rdquo; said Jackson
+Lemon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can scarcely agree to that,&rdquo; her ladyship
+good-naturedly replied, &ldquo;as in that case I should have lost
+the pleasure of knowing you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would have spared you this duty, which you dislike
+very much.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Asking you about your intentions?&nbsp; Oh I
+don&rsquo;t dislike it at all!&rdquo; she cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;It
+amuses me extremely.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Should you like your sister to marry me?&rdquo; asked
+Jackson with great simplicity.</p>
+<p>If he expected to take her by surprise he was disappointed:
+she was perfectly prepared to commit herself.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+should like it particularly.&nbsp; I think English and American
+society ought to be but one.&nbsp; I mean the best of each.&nbsp;
+A great whole.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will you allow me to ask whether Lady Marmaduke
+suggested that to you?&rdquo; he at once inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve often talked of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, that&rsquo;s her aim.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it&rsquo;s my aim too.&nbsp; I think
+there&rsquo;s a lot to be done.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And you&rsquo;d like me to do it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To begin it, precisely.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you think we
+ought to see more of each other?&nbsp; I mean,&rdquo; she took
+the precaution to explain, &ldquo;just the best in each
+country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Jackson Lemon appeared to weigh it.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+afraid I haven&rsquo;t any general ideas.&nbsp; If I should marry
+an English girl it wouldn&rsquo;t be for the good of the
+species.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we want to be mixed a little.&nbsp; That
+I&rsquo;m sure of,&rdquo; Lady Beauchemin said.</p>
+<p><a name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+32</span>&ldquo;You certainly got that from Lady
+Marmaduke,&rdquo; he commented.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s too tiresome, your not consenting to be
+serious!&nbsp; But my father will make you so,&rdquo; she went on
+with her pleasant assurance.&nbsp; &ldquo;I may as well let you
+know that he intends in a day or two to ask you your
+intentions.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all I wished to say to you.&nbsp;
+I think you ought to be prepared.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m much obliged to you.&nbsp; Lord Canterville
+will do quite right,&rdquo; the young man allowed.</p>
+<p>There was to his companion something really unfathomable in
+this little American doctor whom she had taken up on grounds of
+large policy and who, though he was assumed to have sunk the
+medical character, was neither handsome nor distinguished, but
+only immensely rich and quite original&mdash;since he
+wasn&rsquo;t strictly insignificant.&nbsp; It was unfathomable to
+begin with that a medical man should be so rich, or that so rich
+a man should be medical; it was even, to an eye always gratified
+by suitability and, for that matter, almost everywhere
+recognising it, rather irritating.&nbsp; Jackson Lemon himself
+could have explained the anomaly better than any one else, but
+this was an explanation one could scarcely ask for.&nbsp; There
+were other things: his cool acceptance of certain situations; his
+general indisposition to make comprehension easy, let alone to
+guess it, with all his guessing, so much hindered; his way of
+taking refuge in jokes which at times had not even the merit of
+being American; his way too of appearing to be a suitor without
+being an aspirant.&nbsp; Lady Beauchemin, however, was, like her
+puzzling friend himself, prepared to run a certain risk.&nbsp;
+His reserves made him slippery, but that was only when one
+pressed.&nbsp; She flattered herself she could handle people
+lightly.&nbsp; &ldquo;My father will be sure to act with perfect
+tact,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;though of course if you <a
+name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+33</span>shouldn&rsquo;t care to be questioned you can go out of
+town.&rdquo;&nbsp; She had the air of really wishing to act with
+the most natural delicacy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to go out of town; I&rsquo;m
+enjoying it far too much here,&rdquo; Jackson cried.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And wouldn&rsquo;t your father have a right to ask me what
+I should mean by that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Beauchemin thought&mdash;she really wondered.&nbsp; But
+in a moment she exclaimed: &ldquo;He&rsquo;s incapable of saying
+anything vulgar!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She hadn&rsquo;t definitely answered his inquiry, and he was
+conscious of this; but he was quite ready to say to her a little
+later, as he guided her steps from the brougham to the strip of
+carpet which, beneath a rickety border of striped cloth and
+between a double row of waiting footmen, policemen and dingy
+amateurs of both sexes, stretched from the curbstone to the
+portal of the Trumpingtons: &ldquo;Of course I shan&rsquo;t wait
+for Lord Canterville to speak to me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had been expecting some such announcement as this from Lady
+Beauchemin and really judged her father would do no more than his
+duty.&nbsp; He felt he should be prepared with an answer to the
+high challenge so prefigured, and he wondered at himself for
+still not having come to the point.&nbsp; Sidney Feeder&rsquo;s
+question in the Park had made him feel rather pointless; it was
+the first direct allusion as yet made to his possible marriage by
+any one but Lady Beauchemin.&nbsp; None of his own people were in
+London; he was perfectly independent, and even if his mother had
+been within reach he couldn&rsquo;t quite have consulted her on
+the subject.&nbsp; He loved her dearly, better than any one; but
+she wasn&rsquo;t a woman to consult, for she approved of whatever
+he did: the fact of his doing it settled the case for it.&nbsp;
+He had been careful not to be too serious when he talked with
+Lady Barb&rsquo;s relative; but he was very serious <a
+name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 34</span>indeed as he
+thought over the matter within himself, which he did even among
+the diversions of the next half-hour, while he squeezed,
+obliquely and with tight arrests, through the crush in the
+Trumpingtons&rsquo; drawing-room.&nbsp; At the end of the
+half-hour he came away, and at the door he found Lady Beauchemin,
+from whom he had separated on entering the house and who, this
+time with a companion of her own sex, was awaiting her carriage
+and still &ldquo;going on.&rdquo;&nbsp; He gave her his arm to
+the street, and as she entered the vehicle she repeated that she
+hoped he&rsquo;d just go out of town.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who then would tell me what to do?&rdquo; he returned,
+looking at her through the window.</p>
+<p>She might tell him what to do, but he felt free all the same;
+and he was determined this should continue.&nbsp; To prove it to
+himself he jumped into a hansom and drove back to Brook Street
+and to his hotel instead of proceeding to a bright-windowed house
+in Portland Place where he knew he should after midnight find
+Lady Canterville and her daughters.&nbsp; He recalled a reference
+to that chance during his ride with Lady Barb, who would probably
+expect him; but it made him taste his liberty not to go, and he
+liked to taste his liberty.&nbsp; He was aware that to taste it
+in perfection he ought to &ldquo;turn in&rdquo;; but he
+didn&rsquo;t turn in, he didn&rsquo;t even take off his
+hat.&nbsp; He walked up and down his sitting-room with his head
+surmounted by this ornament, a good deal tipped back, and with
+his hands in his pockets.&nbsp; There were various cards stuck
+into the frame of the mirror over his chimney-piece, and every
+time he passed the place he seemed to see what was written on one
+of them&mdash;the name of the mistress of the house in Portland
+Place, his own name and in the lower left-hand corner &ldquo;A
+small Dance.&rdquo;&nbsp; Of course, now, he must make up his
+mind; he&rsquo;d make it up by the <a name="page35"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 35</span>next day: that was what he said to
+himself as he walked up and down; and according to his decision
+he&rsquo;d speak to Lord Canterville or would take the
+night-express to Paris.&nbsp; It was better meanwhile he
+shouldn&rsquo;t see Lady Barb.&nbsp; It was vivid to him, as he
+occasionally paused with fevered eyes on the card in the
+chimney-glass, that he had come pretty far; and he had come so
+far because he was under the spell&mdash;yes, he was under the
+spell, or whatever it was, of Lady Barb.&nbsp; There was no doubt
+whatever of this; he had a faculty for diagnosis and he knew
+perfectly what was the matter with him.&nbsp; He wasted no time
+in musing on the mystery of his state; in wondering if he
+mightn&rsquo;t have escaped such a seizure by a little vigilance
+at first, or if it would abate should he go away.&nbsp; He
+accepted it frankly for the sake of the pleasure it gave
+him&mdash;the girl was the delight of most of his
+senses&mdash;and confined himself to considering how it would
+square with his general situation to marry her.&nbsp; The
+squaring wouldn&rsquo;t at all necessarily follow from the fact
+that he was in love; too many other things would come in
+between.&nbsp; The most important of these was the change not
+only of the geographical but of the social standpoint for his
+wife, and a certain readjustment that it would involve in his own
+relation to things.&nbsp; He wasn&rsquo;t inclined to
+readjustments, and there was no reason why he should be: his own
+position was in most respects so advantageous.&nbsp; But the girl
+tempted him almost irresistibly, satisfying his imagination both
+as a lover and as a student of the human organism; she was so
+blooming, so complete, of a type so rarely encountered in that
+degree of perfection.&nbsp; Jackson Lemon was no Anglomaniac, but
+he took peculiar pleasure in certain physical facts of the
+English&mdash;their complexion, their temperament, their tissue;
+and Lady Barb had affected him from the <a
+name="page36"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 36</span>first as in
+flexible virginal form a wonderful compendium of these
+elements.&nbsp; There was something simple and robust in her
+beauty; it had the quietness of an old Greek statue, without the
+vulgarity of the modern simper or of contemporary
+prettiness.&nbsp; Her head was antique, and though her
+conversation was quite of the present period Jackson told himself
+that some primitive sincerity of soul couldn&rsquo;t but match
+with the cast of her brow, of her bosom, of the back of her neck,
+and with the high carriage of her head, which was at once so
+noble and so easy.&nbsp; He saw her as she might be in the
+future, the beautiful mother of beautiful children in whom the
+appearance of &ldquo;race&rdquo; should be conspicuous.&nbsp; He
+should like his children to have the appearance of race as well
+as other signs of good stuff, and wasn&rsquo;t unaware that he
+must take his precautions accordingly.&nbsp; A great many people
+in England had these indications, and it was a pleasure to him to
+see them, especially as no one had them so unmistakably as the
+second daughter of the Cantervilles.&nbsp; It would be a great
+luxury to call a creature so constituted one&rsquo;s own; nothing
+could be more evident than that, because it made no difference
+that she wasn&rsquo;t strikingly clever.&nbsp; Striking
+cleverness wasn&rsquo;t one of the signs, nor a mark of the
+English complexion in general; it was associated with the modern
+simper, which was a result of modern nerves.&nbsp; If Jackson had
+wanted a wife all fiddlestrings of course he could have found her
+at home; but this tall fair girl, whose character, like her
+figure, appeared mainly to have been formed by riding across
+country, was differently put together.&nbsp; All the same would
+it suit his book, as they said in London, to marry her and
+transport her to New York?&nbsp; He came back to this question;
+came back to it with a persistency which, had she been admitted
+to a view of it, would have tried the patience of Lady <a
+name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+37</span>Beauchemin.&nbsp; She had been irritated more than once
+at his appearing to attach himself so exclusively to that horn of
+the dilemma&mdash;as if it could possibly fail to be a good thing
+for a little American doctor to marry the daughter of an English
+peer.&nbsp; It would have been more becoming in her
+ladyship&rsquo;s eyes that he should take this for granted a
+little more and take the consent of her ladyship&rsquo;s&mdash;of
+their ladyships&rsquo;&mdash;family a little less.&nbsp; They
+looked at the matter so differently!&nbsp; Jackson Lemon was
+conscious that if he should propose for the young woman who so
+strongly appealed to him it would be because it suited him, and
+not because it suited his possible sisters-in-law.&nbsp; He
+believed himself to act in all things by his own faculty of
+choice and volition, a feature of his outfit in which he had the
+highest confidence.</p>
+<p>It would have seemed, indeed, that just now this part of his
+inward machine was not working very regularly, since, though he
+had come home to go to bed, the stroke of half-past twelve saw
+him jump not into his sheets but into a hansom which the whistle
+of the porter had summoned to the door of his hotel and in which
+he rattled off to Portland Place.&nbsp; Here he found&mdash;in a
+very large house&mdash;an assembly of five hundred persons and a
+band of music concealed in a bower of azaleas.&nbsp; Lady
+Canterville had not arrived; he wandered through the rooms and
+assured himself of that.&nbsp; He also discovered a very good
+conservatory, where there were banks and pyramids of
+azaleas.&nbsp; He watched the top of the staircase, but it was a
+long time before he saw what he was looking for, and his
+impatience grew at last extreme.&nbsp; The reward, however, when
+it came, was all he could have desired.&nbsp; It consisted of a
+clear smile from Lady Barb, who stood behind her mother while the
+latter extended vague finger-tips to the hostess.&nbsp; The
+entrance of <a name="page38"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+38</span>this charming woman and her beautiful
+daughters&mdash;always a noticeable incident&mdash;was effected
+with a certain spread of commotion, and just now it was agreeable
+to Jackson to feel this produced impression concern him probably
+more than any one else in the house.&nbsp; Tall, dazzling,
+indifferent, looking about her as if she saw very little, Lady
+Barb was certainly a figure round which a young man&rsquo;s fancy
+might revolve.&nbsp; Very rare, yet very quiet and very simple,
+she had little manner and little movement; but her detachment was
+not a vulgar art.&nbsp; She appeared to efface herself, to wait
+till, in the natural course, she should be attended to; and in
+this there was evidently no exaggeration, for she was too proud
+not to have perfect confidence.&nbsp; Her sister, quite another
+affair, with a little surprised smile which seemed to say that in
+her extreme innocence she was still prepared for anything, having
+heard, indirectly, such extraordinary things about society, was
+much more impatient and more expressive, and had always projected
+across a threshold the pretty radiance of her eyes and teeth
+before her mother&rsquo;s name was announced.&nbsp; Lady
+Canterville was by many persons more admired and more championed
+than her daughters; she had kept even more beauty than she had
+given them, and it was a beauty which had been called
+intellectual.&nbsp; She had extraordinary sweetness, without any
+definite professions; her manner was mild almost to tenderness;
+there was even in it a degree of thoughtful pity, of human
+comprehension.&nbsp; Moreover her features were perfect, and
+nothing could be more gently gracious than a way she had of
+speaking, or rather of listening, to people with her head
+inclined a little to one side.&nbsp; Jackson liked her without
+trepidation, and she had certainly been &ldquo;awfully
+nice&rdquo; to him.&nbsp; He approached Lady Barb as soon as he
+could do so without an <a name="page39"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 39</span>appearance of rushing up; he remarked
+to her that he hoped very much she wouldn&rsquo;t dance.&nbsp; He
+was a master of the art which flourishes in New York above every
+other, and had guided her through a dozen waltzes with a skill
+which, as she felt, left absolutely nothing to be desired.&nbsp;
+But dancing was not his business to-night.&nbsp; She smiled
+without scorn at the expression of his hope.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what mamma has brought us here for,&rdquo;
+she said; &ldquo;she doesn&rsquo;t like it if we don&rsquo;t
+dance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How does she know whether she likes it or not?&nbsp;
+You always have danced.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, once there was a place where I didn&rsquo;t,&rdquo;
+said Lady Barb.</p>
+<p>He told her he would at any rate settle it with her mother,
+and persuaded her to wander with him into the conservatory, where
+coloured lights were suspended among the plants and a vault of
+verdure arched above.&nbsp; In comparison with the other rooms
+this retreat was far and strange.&nbsp; But they were not alone;
+half a-dozen other couples appeared to have had reasons as good
+as theirs.&nbsp; The gloom, none the less, was rosy with the
+slopes of azalea and suffused with mitigated music, which made it
+possible to talk without consideration of one&rsquo;s
+neighbours.&nbsp; In spite of this, though it was only in looking
+back on the scene later that Lady Barb noted the fact, these
+dispersed couples were talking very softly.&nbsp; She
+didn&rsquo;t look at them; she seemed to take it that virtually
+she was alone with the young American.&nbsp; She said something
+about the flowers, about the fragrance of the air; for all answer
+to which he asked her, as he stood there before her, a question
+that might have startled her by its suddenness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do people who marry in England ever know each other
+before marriage?&nbsp; They have no chance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+40</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; she
+returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;I never was married.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s very different in my country.&nbsp; There a
+man may see much of a girl; he may freely call on her, he may be
+constantly alone with her.&nbsp; I wish you allowed that over
+here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Barb began to examine the less ornamental side of her fan
+as if it had never invited her before.&nbsp; &ldquo;It must be so
+very odd, America,&rdquo; she then concluded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess in that matter we&rsquo;re right.&nbsp;
+Over here it&rsquo;s a leap in the dark.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; she again
+made answer.&nbsp; She had folded her fan; she stretched out her
+arm mechanically and plucked a sprig of azalea.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I guess it doesn&rsquo;t signify after all,&rdquo;
+Jackson however proceeded.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know they
+say that love&rsquo;s blind at the best?&rdquo;&nbsp; His keen
+young face was bent upon hers; his thumbs were in the pockets of
+his trousers; he smiled with a slight strain, showing his fine
+teeth.&nbsp; She said nothing, only pulling her azalea to
+pieces.&nbsp; She was usually so quiet that this small movement
+was striking.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This is the first time I&rsquo;ve seen you in the least
+without a lot of people,&rdquo; he went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, it&rsquo;s very tiresome.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been sick of it.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t want
+even to come here to-night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She hadn&rsquo;t met his eyes, though she knew they were
+seeking her own.&nbsp; But now she looked at him straight.&nbsp;
+She had never objected to his appearance, and in this respect had
+no repugnance to surmount.&nbsp; She liked a man to be tall and
+handsome, and Jackson Lemon was neither; but when she was
+sixteen, and as tall herself as she was to be at twenty, she had
+been in love&mdash;for three weeks&mdash;with one of her cousins,
+a little fellow in the Hussars, who was shorter even <a
+name="page41"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 41</span>than the
+American, was of inches markedly fewer than her own.&nbsp; This
+proved that distinction might be independent of stature&mdash;not
+that she had ever reasoned it out.&nbsp; Doctor Lemon&rsquo;s
+facial spareness and his bright ocular attention, which had a
+fine edge and a marked scale, unfolded and applied rule-fashion,
+affected her as original, and she thought of them as rather
+formidable to a good many people, which would do very well in a
+husband of hers.&nbsp; As she made this reflexion it of course
+never occurred to her that she herself might suffer true
+measurement, for she was not a sacrificial lamb.&nbsp; She felt
+sure his features expressed a mind&mdash;a mind immensely useful,
+like a good hack or whatever, and that he knew how to
+employ.&nbsp; She would never have supposed him a doctor; though
+indeed when all was said this was very negative and didn&rsquo;t
+account for the way he imposed himself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, then, did you come?&rdquo; she asked in answer to
+his last speech.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because it seems to me after all better to see you this
+way than not to see you at all.&nbsp; I want to know you
+better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think I ought to stay here,&rdquo; she
+said as she looked round her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t go till I&rsquo;ve told you I love
+you,&rdquo; the young man distinctly replied.</p>
+<p>She made no exclamation, indulged in no start; he
+couldn&rsquo;t see even that she changed colour.&nbsp; She took
+his request with a noble simplicity, her head erect and her eyes
+lowered.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think you&rsquo;ve quite a
+right to tell me that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; Jackson demanded.&nbsp; &ldquo;I want
+to claim the right.&nbsp; I want you to give it to me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t&mdash;I don&rsquo;t know you.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;ve said that yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can&rsquo;t you have a little faith?&rdquo; he at once
+asked, <a name="page42"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+42</span>speaking as fast as if he were not even a little afraid
+to urge the pace.&nbsp; &ldquo;That will help us to know each
+other better.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s disgusting, the want of
+opportunity; even at Pasterns I could scarcely get a walk with
+you.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve the most absolute trust of you.&nbsp; I
+<i>know</i> I love you, and I couldn&rsquo;t do more than that at
+the end of six months.&nbsp; I love your beauty, I love your
+nature, I love you from head to foot.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t move,
+please don&rsquo;t move.&rdquo;&nbsp; He lowered his tone now,
+but it went straight to her ear and we must believe conveyed a
+certain eloquence.&nbsp; For himself, after he had heard himself
+say these words, all his being was in a glow.&nbsp; It was a
+luxury to speak to her of her beauty; it brought him nearer to
+her than he had ever been.&nbsp; But the colour had come into her
+face and seemed to remind him that her beauty wasn&rsquo;t
+all.&nbsp; &ldquo;Everything about you is true and sweet and
+grand,&rdquo; he went on; &ldquo;everything&rsquo;s dear to
+me.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sure you&rsquo;re good.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+know what you think of me; I asked Lady Beauchemin to tell me,
+and she told me to judge for myself.&nbsp; Well, then, I judge
+you like me.&nbsp; Haven&rsquo;t I a right to assume that till
+the contrary&rsquo;s proved?&nbsp; May I speak to your
+father?&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I want to know.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+been waiting, but now what should I wait for longer?&nbsp; I want
+to be able to tell him you&rsquo;ve given me hope.&nbsp; I
+suppose I ought to speak to him first.&nbsp; I meant to,
+to-morrow, but meanwhile, to-night, I thought I&rsquo;d just put
+this in.&nbsp; In my country it wouldn&rsquo;t matter
+particularly.&nbsp; You must see all that over there for
+yourself.&nbsp; If you should tell me not to speak to your father
+I wouldn&rsquo;t&mdash;I&rsquo;d wait.&nbsp; But I like better to
+ask your leave to speak to him than ask his to speak to
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His voice had sunk almost to a whisper, but, though it
+trembled, the fact of his pleading gave it intensity.&nbsp; He
+had the same attitude, his thumbs in his trousers, his neat
+attentive young head, his smile, <a name="page43"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 43</span>which was a matter of course; no one
+would have imagined what he was saying.&nbsp; She had listened
+without moving and at the end she raised her eyes.&nbsp; They
+rested on his own a moment, and he remembered for a long time the
+look, the clear effluence of splendid maidenhood, as deep as a
+surrender, that passed her lids.</p>
+<p>Disconcertingly, however, there was no surrender in what she
+answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;You may say anything you please to my
+father, but I don&rsquo;t wish to hear any more.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;ve said too much, considering how little idea
+you&rsquo;ve given me before.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I was watching you,&rdquo; said Jackson Lemon.</p>
+<p>She held her head higher, still looking straight at him.&nbsp;
+Then quite seriously, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t like to be
+watched,&rdquo; she returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You shouldn&rsquo;t be so beautiful then.&nbsp;
+Won&rsquo;t you give me a word of hope?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve never supposed I should marry a
+foreigner,&rdquo; said Lady Barb.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you call me a foreigner?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think your ideas are very different and your country
+different.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve told me so yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should like to show it to you.&nbsp; I would make you
+like it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not sure what you&rsquo;d make me do,&rdquo;
+she went on very honestly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing you don&rsquo;t want.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure you&rsquo;d try,&rdquo; she smiled as
+for more accommodation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Jackson Lemon, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m after
+all trying now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>To this she returned that she must go to her mother, and he
+was obliged to lead her out of the place.&nbsp; Lady Canterville
+was not immediately found, so that he had time to keep it up a
+little as they went.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now that I&rsquo;ve spoken
+I&rsquo;m very happy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+44</span>&ldquo;Perhaps you&rsquo;re happy too soon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, don&rsquo;t say that, Lady Barb,&rdquo; he tenderly
+groaned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course I must think of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course you must!&rdquo; Jackson abundantly
+concurred.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll speak to your father
+to-morrow.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t fancy what he&rsquo;ll say.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How can he dislike me?&nbsp; But I guess he
+doesn&rsquo;t!&rdquo; the young man cried in a tone which Lady
+Beauchemin, had she heard him, would have felt connected with his
+general retreat upon the quaint.&nbsp; What Lady
+Beauchemin&rsquo;s sister thought of it is not recorded; but
+there is perhaps a clue to her opinion in the answer she made him
+after a moment&rsquo;s silence: &ldquo;Really, you know, you
+<i>are</i> a foreigner!&rdquo;&nbsp; With this she turned her
+back, for she was already in her mother&rsquo;s hands.&nbsp;
+Jackson Lemon said a few words to Lady Canterville; they were
+chiefly about its being very hot.&nbsp; She gave him her vague
+sweet attention, as if he were saying something ingenious but of
+which she missed the point.&nbsp; He could see she was thinking
+of the ways of her daughter Agatha, whose attitude toward the
+contemporary young man was wanting in the perception of
+differences&mdash;a madness too much without method; she was
+evidently not occupied with Lady Barb, who was more to be
+depended on.&nbsp; This young woman never met her suitor&rsquo;s
+eyes again; she let her own rest rather ostentatiously on other
+objects.&nbsp; At last he was going away without a glance from
+her.&nbsp; Her mother had asked him to luncheon for the morrow,
+and he had said he would come if she would promise him he should
+see his lordship.&nbsp; &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t pay you another
+visit till I&rsquo;ve had some talk with him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why not, but if I speak to him I
+daresay he will be at home,&rdquo; she returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will be worth his while!&rdquo;&nbsp; At this he
+almost <a name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+45</span>committed himself; and he left the house reflecting that
+as he had never proposed to a girl before he couldn&rsquo;t be
+expected to know how women demean themselves in this
+emergency.&nbsp; He had heard indeed that Lady Barb had had no
+end of offers; and though he supposed the number probably
+overstated, as it always is, he had to infer that her way of
+appearing suddenly to have dropped him was but the usual
+behaviour for the occasion.</p>
+<h3><a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+46</span>III</h3>
+<p>At her mother&rsquo;s the next day she was absent from
+luncheon, and Lady Canterville mentioned to him&mdash;he
+didn&rsquo;t ask&mdash;that she had gone to see a dear old
+great-aunt who was also her godmother and who lived at
+Roehampton.&nbsp; Lord Canterville was not present, but Jackson
+learned from his hostess that he had promised her he would come
+in exactly at three o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; Our young man lunched
+with her ladyship and the children, who appeared in force at this
+repast, all the younger girls being present, and two little boys,
+the juniors of the two sons who were in their teens.&nbsp; Doctor
+Lemon, who was fond of children and thought these absolutely the
+finest in the world&mdash;magnificent specimens of a magnificent
+brood, such as it would be so satisfactory in future days to see
+about his own knee&mdash;Doctor Lemon felt himself treated as one
+of the family, but was not frightened by what he read into the
+privilege of his admission.&nbsp; Lady Canterville showed no
+sense whatever of his having mooted the question of becoming her
+son-in-law, and he believed the absent object of his attentions
+hadn&rsquo;t told her of their evening&rsquo;s talk.&nbsp; This
+idea gave him pleasure; he liked to think Lady Barb was judging
+him for herself.&nbsp; Perhaps indeed she was taking counsel of
+the old lady at Roehampton: he saw himself the sort of lover of
+whom a godmother would approve.&nbsp; Godmothers, in <a
+name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 47</span>his mind,
+were mainly associated with fairy-tales&mdash;he had had no
+baptismal sponsors of his own; and that point of view would be
+favourable to a young man with a great deal of gold who had
+suddenly arrived from a foreign country&mdash;an apparition
+surely in a proper degree elfish.&nbsp; He made up his mind he
+should like Lady Canterville as a mother-in-law; she would be too
+well-bred to meddle.&nbsp; Her husband came in at three
+o&rsquo;clock, just after they had risen, and observed that it
+was very good in him to have waited.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t waited,&rdquo; Jackson replied with his
+watch in his hand; &ldquo;you&rsquo;re punctual to the
+minute.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I know not how Lord Canterville may have judged his young
+friend, but Jackson Lemon had been told more than once in his
+life that he would have been all right if he hadn&rsquo;t been so
+literal.&nbsp; After he had lighted a cigarette in his
+lordship&rsquo;s &ldquo;den,&rdquo; a large brown apartment on
+the ground-floor, which partook at once of the nature of an
+office and of that of a harness-room&mdash;it couldn&rsquo;t have
+been called in any degree a library or even a study&mdash;he went
+straight to the point in these terms: &ldquo;Well now, Lord
+Canterville, I feel I ought to let you know without more delay
+that I&rsquo;m in love with Lady Barb and that I should like to
+make her my wife.&rdquo;&nbsp; So he spoke, puffing his
+cigarette, with his conscious but unextenuating eyes fixed on his
+host.</p>
+<p>No man, as I have intimated, bore better being looked at than
+this noble personage; he seemed to bloom in the envious warmth of
+human contemplation and never appeared so faultless as when most
+exposed.&nbsp; &ldquo;My dear fellow, my dear fellow,&rdquo; he
+murmured almost in disparagement, stroking his ambrosial beard
+from before the empty fireplace.&nbsp; He lifted his eyebrows,
+but looked perfectly good-natured.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you surprised, sir?&rdquo;&nbsp; Jackson asked.</p>
+<p><a name="page48"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+48</span>&ldquo;Why I suppose a fellow&rsquo;s surprised at any
+one&rsquo;s wanting one of his children.&nbsp; He sometimes feels
+the weight of that sort of thing so much, you know.&nbsp; He
+wonders what use on earth another man can make of
+them.&rdquo;&nbsp; And Lord Canterville laughed pleasantly
+through the copious fringe of his lips.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I only want one of them,&rdquo; said his guest,
+laughing too, but with a lighter organ.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Polygamy would be rather good for the parents.&nbsp;
+However, Luke told me the other night she knew you to be looking
+the way you speak of.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I mentioned to Lady Beauchemin that I love Lady
+Barb, and she seemed to think it natural.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I suppose there&rsquo;s no want of nature in
+it!&nbsp; But, my dear fellow, I really don&rsquo;t know what to
+say,&rdquo; his lordship added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course you&rsquo;ll have to think of
+it.&rdquo;&nbsp; In saying which Jackson felt himself make the
+most liberal concession to the point of view of his interlocutor;
+being perfectly aware that in his own country it wasn&rsquo;t
+left much to the parents to think of.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shall have to talk it over with my wife.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, Lady Canterville has been very kind to me; I hope
+she&rsquo;ll continue.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Canterville passed a large fair hand, as for inspiration,
+over his beard.&nbsp; &ldquo;My dear fellow, we&rsquo;re
+excellent friends.&nbsp; No one could appreciate you more than
+Lady Canterville.&nbsp; Of course we can only consider such a
+question on the&mdash;a&mdash;the highest grounds.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;d never want to marry without knowing&mdash;as it
+were&mdash;exactly what you&rsquo;re doing.&nbsp; I, on my side,
+naturally, you know, am bound to do the best I can for my own
+poor child.&nbsp; At the same time, of course, we don&rsquo;t
+want to spend our time in&mdash;a&mdash;walking round the
+horse.&nbsp; We want to get at the truth about him.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+It was settled between them after a little that the truth about
+Lemon&rsquo;s business <a name="page49"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 49</span>was that he knew to a certainty the
+state of his affections and was in a position to pretend to the
+hand of a young lady who, Lord Canterville might say without
+undue swagger, had a right to expect to do as well as any girl
+about the place.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should think she had,&rdquo; Doctor Lemon said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s a very rare type.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His entertainer had a pleasant blank look.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s a clever well-grown girl and she takes her
+fences like a grasshopper.&nbsp; Does she know all this, by the
+way?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, I told her last night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Again Lord Canterville had the air, unusual with him, of
+sounding, at some expense of precious moments, the expression of
+face of a visitor so unacquainted with shyness.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not sure you ought to have done that, you
+know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t have spoken to you first&mdash;I
+couldn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Jackson Lemon.&nbsp; &ldquo;I meant
+to; but it stuck in my crop.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They don&rsquo;t in your country, I guess,&rdquo; his
+lordship amicably laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, not as a general thing.&nbsp; However, I find it
+very pleasant to have the whole thing out with you
+now.&rdquo;&nbsp; And in truth it was very pleasant.&nbsp;
+Nothing could be easier, friendlier, more informal, than Lord
+Canterville&rsquo;s manner, which implied all sorts of equality,
+especially that of age and fortune, and made our young man feel
+at the end of three minutes almost as if he too were a
+beautifully-preserved and somewhat straitened nobleman of sixty,
+with the views of a man of the world about his own
+marriage.&nbsp; Jackson perceived that Lord Canterville waived
+the point of his having spoken first to the girl herself, and saw
+in this indulgence a just concession to the ardour of young
+affection.&nbsp; For his lordship seemed perfectly to appreciate
+the sentimental side&mdash;at least so far as it was embodied in
+his visitor&mdash;when he said <a name="page50"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 50</span>without deprecation: &ldquo;Did she
+give you any encouragement?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, she didn&rsquo;t box my ears.&nbsp; She told me
+she&rsquo;d think of it, but that I must speak to you.&nbsp;
+Naturally, however, I shouldn&rsquo;t have said what I did if I
+hadn&rsquo;t made up my mind during the last fortnight that
+I&rsquo;m not disagreeable to her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, my dear young man, women are odd fish!&rdquo; this
+parent exclaimed rather unexpectedly.&nbsp; &ldquo;But of course
+you know all that,&rdquo; he added in an instant; &ldquo;you take
+the general risk.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m perfectly willing to take the general
+risk.&nbsp; The particular risk strikes me as small.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, upon my honour I don&rsquo;t really know my
+girls.&nbsp; You see a man&rsquo;s time in England is
+tremendously taken up; but I daresay it&rsquo;s the same in your
+country.&nbsp; Their mother knows them&mdash;I think I had better
+send for their mother.&nbsp; If you don&rsquo;t mind,&rdquo; Lord
+Canterville wound up, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll just suggest that she
+join us here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m rather afraid of you both together, but if it
+will settle it any quicker&mdash;!&rdquo; Jackson said.&nbsp; His
+companion rang the bell and, when a servant appeared, despatched
+him with a message to her ladyship.&nbsp; While they were waiting
+the young man remembered how easily he could give a more definite
+account of his pecuniary basis.&nbsp; He had simply stated before
+that he was abundantly able to marry; he shrank from putting
+himself forward as a monster of money.&nbsp; With his excellent
+taste he wished to appeal to Lord Canterville primarily as a
+gentleman.&nbsp; But now that he had to make a double impression
+he bethought himself of his millions, for millions were always
+impressive.&nbsp; &ldquo;It strikes me as only fair to let you
+know that my fortune&rsquo;s really considerable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I daresay you&rsquo;re beastly rich,&rdquo; said
+Lord Canterville with a natural and visible faith.</p>
+<p><a name="page51"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+51</span>&ldquo;Well, I represent, all told, some seven
+millions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Seven millions?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I count in dollars.&nbsp; Upwards of a million and a
+half sterling.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Canterville looked at him from head to foot, exhaling
+with great promptitude an air of cheerful resignation to a form
+of grossness threatening to become common.&nbsp; Then he said
+with a touch of that inconsequence of which he had already given
+a glimpse: &ldquo;What the deuce in that case possessed you to
+turn doctor?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Jackson Lemon coloured a little and demurred, but bethought
+himself of his best of reasons.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why, my having
+simply the talent for it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course I don&rsquo;t for a moment doubt your
+ability.&nbsp; But don&rsquo;t you,&rdquo; his lordship candidly
+asked, &ldquo;find it rather a bore?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t practise much.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m rather
+ashamed to say that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah well, of course in your country it&rsquo;s
+different.&nbsp; I daresay you&rsquo;ve got a door-plate,
+eh?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, and a tin sign tied to the balcony!&rdquo;
+Jackson laughed.</p>
+<p>Here the joke was beyond his friend, who but went on:
+&ldquo;What on earth did your father say to it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To my going into medicine?&nbsp; He said he&rsquo;d be
+hanged if he&rsquo;d take any of my doses.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t
+think I should succeed; he wanted me to go into the
+house.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Into the House&mdash;a&mdash;?&rdquo; Lord Canterville
+just wondered.&nbsp; &ldquo;That would be into your
+Congress?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah no, not so bad as that.&nbsp; Into the store,&rdquo;
+Jackson returned with that refinement of the ingenuous which he
+reserved for extreme cases.</p>
+<p>His host stared, not venturing even for the moment to hazard
+an interpretation; and before a solution <a
+name="page52"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 52</span>had presented
+itself Lady Canterville was on the scene.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear, I thought we had better see you.&nbsp; Do you
+know he wants to marry our second girl?&rdquo;&nbsp; It was in
+these simple and lucid terms that her husband acquainted her with
+the question.</p>
+<p>She expressed neither surprise nor elation; she simply stood
+there smiling, her head a little inclined to the side and her
+beautiful benevolence well to the front.&nbsp; Her charming eyes
+rested on Doctor Lemon&rsquo;s; and, though they showed a shade
+of anxiety for a matter of such importance, his own discovered in
+them none of the coldness of calculation.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are you
+talking about dear Barb?&rdquo; she asked in a moment and as if
+her thoughts had been far away.</p>
+<p>Of course they were talking about dear Barb, and Jackson
+repeated to her what he had said to her noble spouse.&nbsp; He
+had thought it all over and his mind was quite made up.&nbsp;
+Moreover, he had spoken to the young woman.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did she tell you that, my dear?&rdquo; his lordship
+asked while he lighted another cigar.</p>
+<p>She gave no heed to this inquiry, which had been vague and
+accidental on the speaker&rsquo;s part; she simply remarked to
+their visitor that the thing was very serious and that they had
+better sit down a moment.&nbsp; In an instant he was near her on
+the sofa on which she had placed herself and whence she still
+smiled up at her husband with her air of luxurious patience.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Barb has told me nothing,&rdquo; she dropped, however,
+after a little.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That proves how much she cares for me!&rdquo; Jackson
+declared with instant lucidity.</p>
+<p>Lady Canterville looked as if she thought this really too
+ingenious, almost as professional as if their talk were a
+consultation; but her husband went, all <a
+name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 53</span>gaily,
+straighter to the point.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah well, if she cares for
+you I don&rsquo;t object.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was a little ambiguous; but before the young man had time
+to look into it his hostess put a bland question.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Should you expect her to live in America?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s my home, you
+know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Shouldn&rsquo;t you be living sometimes in
+England?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes&mdash;we&rsquo;ll come over and see
+you.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was in love, he wanted to marry, he wanted
+to be genial and to commend himself to the family; yet it was in
+his nature not to accept conditions save in so far as they met
+his taste, not to tie himself or, as they said in New York, give
+himself away.&nbsp; He preferred in any transaction his own terms
+to those of any one else, so that the moment Lady Canterville
+gave signs of wishing to extract a promise he was on his
+guard.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;ll find it very different; perhaps she
+won&rsquo;t like it,&rdquo; her ladyship suggested.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If she likes me she&rsquo;ll like my country,&rdquo;
+Jackson Lemon returned with decision.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He tells me he has a plate on his door,&rdquo; Lord
+Canterville put in for the right pleasant tone.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We must talk to her of course; we must understand how
+she feels&rdquo;&mdash;and his wife looked, though still
+gracious, more nobly responsible.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Please don&rsquo;t discourage her, Lady
+Canterville,&rdquo; Jackson firmly said; &ldquo;and give me a
+chance to talk to her a little more myself.&nbsp; You
+haven&rsquo;t given me much chance, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We don&rsquo;t offer our daughters to people, however
+amiable, Mr. Lemon.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her charming grand manner rather
+quickened.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She isn&rsquo;t like some women in London, you
+know,&rdquo; Lord Canterville helpfully explained; &ldquo;you see
+we rather stave off the evil day: we like to be <a
+name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+54</span>together.&rdquo;&nbsp; And Jackson certainly, if the
+idea had been presented to him, would have said that No,
+decidedly, Lady Barb hadn&rsquo;t been thrown at him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course not,&rdquo; he declared in answer to her
+mother&rsquo;s remark.&nbsp; &ldquo;But you know you
+mustn&rsquo;t decline overtures too much either; you
+mustn&rsquo;t make a poor fellow wait too long.&nbsp; I admire
+her, I love her, more than I can say; I give you my word of
+honour for that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He seems to think that settles it,&rdquo; said Lord
+Canterville, shining richly down at the young American from his
+place before the cold chimney-piece.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly that&rsquo;s what we desire, Philip,&rdquo;
+her ladyship returned with an equal grace.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lady Barb believes it; I&rsquo;m sure she does!&rdquo;
+Jackson exclaimed with spirit.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why should I pretend
+to be in love with her if I&rsquo;m not?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Canterville received this appeal in silence, and her
+husband, with just the least air in the world of repressed
+impatience, began to walk up and down the room.&nbsp; He was a
+man of many engagements, and he had been closeted for more than a
+quarter of an hour with the young American doctor.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Do you imagine you should come often to England?&rdquo;
+Lady Canterville asked as if to think of everything.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I can&rsquo;t tell you that; of course
+we shall do whatever seems best.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was prepared to
+suppose they should cross the Atlantic every summer&mdash;that
+prospect was by no means displeasing to him; but he wasn&rsquo;t
+prepared to tie himself, as he would have said, up to it, nor up
+to anything in particular.&nbsp; It was in his mind not as an
+overt pretension but as a tacit implication that he should treat
+with the parents of his presumed bride on a footing of perfect
+equality; and there would somehow be nothing equal if he should
+begin to enter into engagements that didn&rsquo;t belong to the
+essence of the matter.&nbsp; They were to <a
+name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 55</span>give their
+daughter and he was to take her: in this arrangement there would
+be as much on one side as on the other.&nbsp; But beyond it he
+had nothing to ask of them; there was nothing he was calling on
+them to promise, and his own pledges therefore would have no
+equivalent.&nbsp; Whenever his wife should wish it she should
+come over and see her people.&nbsp; Her home was to be in New
+York; but he was tacitly conscious that on the question of
+absences he should be very liberal, and there was meanwhile
+something in the very grain of his character that forbade he
+should be eagerly yielding about times and dates.</p>
+<p>Lady Canterville looked at her spouse, but he was now not
+attentive; he was taking a peep at his watch.&nbsp; In a moment,
+however, he threw out a remark to the effect that he thought it a
+capital thing the two countries should become more united, and
+there was nothing that would bring it about better than a few of
+the best people on both sides pairing-off together.&nbsp; The
+English indeed had begun it; a lot of fellows had brought over a
+lot of pretty girls, and it was quite fair play that the
+Americans should take their pick.&nbsp; They were all one race,
+after all; and why shouldn&rsquo;t they make one
+society&mdash;the best of both sides, of course?&nbsp; Jackson
+Lemon smiled as he recognised Lady Marmaduke&rsquo;s great
+doctrine, and he was pleased to think Lady Beauchemin had some
+influence with her father; for he was sure the great old boy, as
+he mentally designated his host, had got all this from her,
+though he expressed himself less happily than the cleverest of
+his daughters.&nbsp; Our hero had no objection to make to it,
+especially if there were aught in it that would really help his
+case.&nbsp; But it was not in the least on these high grounds he
+had sought the hand of Lady Barb.&nbsp; He wanted her not in
+order that her people and his&mdash;the best on both
+sides!&mdash;should make one society; he wanted her <a
+name="page56"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 56</span>simply
+because he wanted her.&nbsp; Lady Canterville smiled, but she
+seemed to have another thought.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I quite appreciate what my husband says, but I
+don&rsquo;t see why poor Barb should be the one to
+begin.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay she&rsquo;ll like it,&rdquo; said his
+lordship as if he were attempting a short cut.&nbsp; &ldquo;They
+say you spoil your women awfully.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s not one of their women yet,&rdquo; Lady
+Canterville remarked in the sweetest tone in the world; and then
+she added without Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s knowing exactly what she
+meant: &ldquo;It seems so strange.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He was slightly irritated, and these vague words perhaps added
+to the feeling.&nbsp; There had been no positive opposition to
+his suit, and both his entertainers were most kind; but he felt
+them hold back a little, and though he hadn&rsquo;t expected them
+to throw themselves on his neck he was rather
+disappointed&mdash;his pride was touched.&nbsp; Why should they
+hesitate?&nbsp; He knew himself such a good <i>parti</i>.&nbsp;
+It was not so much his noble host&mdash;it was Lady
+Canterville.&nbsp; As he saw her lord and master look covertly
+and a second time at his watch he could have believed him glad to
+settle the matter on the spot.&nbsp; Lady Canterville seemed to
+wish their aspirant to come forward more, to give certain
+assurances and pledges.&nbsp; He felt he was ready to say or do
+anything that was a matter of proper form, but he couldn&rsquo;t
+take the tone of trying to purchase her ladyship&rsquo;s assent,
+penetrated as he was with the conviction that such a man as he
+could be trusted to care for his wife rather more than an
+impecunious British peer and <i>his</i> wife could be
+supposed&mdash;with the lights he had acquired on English
+society&mdash;to care even for the handsomest of a dozen
+children.&nbsp; It was a mistake on the old lady&rsquo;s part not
+to recognise that.&nbsp; He humoured this to the extent of saying
+just a little dryly: &ldquo;My wife shall certainly have
+everything she wants.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span>&ldquo;He tells me he&rsquo;s disgustingly rich,&rdquo;
+Lord Canterville added, pausing before their companion with his
+hands in his pockets.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m glad to hear it; but it isn&rsquo;t so much
+that,&rdquo; she made answer, sinking back a little on her
+sofa.&nbsp; If it wasn&rsquo;t that she didn&rsquo;t say what it
+was, though she had looked for a moment as if she were going
+to.&nbsp; She only raised her eyes to her husband&rsquo;s face,
+she asked for inspiration.&nbsp; I know not whether she found it,
+but in a moment she said to Jackson Lemon, seeming to imply that
+it was quite another point: &ldquo;Do you expect to continue your
+profession?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had no such intention, so far as his profession meant
+getting up at three o&rsquo;clock in the morning to assuage the
+ills of humanity; but here, as before, the touch of such a
+question instantly stiffened him.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, my
+profession!&nbsp; I rather wince at that grand old name.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve neglected my work so scandalously that I scarce know
+on what terms with it I shall be&mdash;though hoping for the best
+when once I&rsquo;m right there again.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Canterville received these remarks in silence, fixing her
+eyes once more upon her husband&rsquo;s.&nbsp; But his
+countenance really rather failed her; still with his hands in his
+pockets, save when he needed to remove his cigar from his lips,
+he went and looked out of the window.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course we
+know you don&rsquo;t practise, and when you&rsquo;re a married
+man you&rsquo;ll have less time even than now.&nbsp; But I should
+really like to know if they call you Doctor over
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, universally.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re almost as fond
+of titles as your people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t call that a title,&rdquo; her ladyship
+smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not so good as duke or marquis, I admit; but
+we have to take what we&rsquo;ve got.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh bother, what does it signify?&rdquo; his lordship
+demanded from his place at the window.&nbsp; &ldquo;I used <a
+name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 58</span>to have a
+horse named Doctor, and a jolly good one too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you call bishops Doctors?&nbsp; Well, then,
+call me Bishop!&rdquo; Jackson laughed.</p>
+<p>Lady Canterville visibly didn&rsquo;t follow.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t care for <i>any</i> titles,&rdquo; she nevertheless
+observed.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why a gentleman
+shouldn&rsquo;t be called Mr.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It suddenly appeared to her young friend that there was
+something helpless, confused and even slightly comical in her
+state.&nbsp; The impression was mollifying, and he too, like Lord
+Canterville, had begun to long for a short cut.&nbsp; He relaxed
+a moment and, leaning toward his hostess with a smile and his
+hands on his little knees, he said softly: &ldquo;It seems to me
+a question of no importance.&nbsp; All I desire is that you
+should call me your son-in-law.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She gave him her hand and he pressed it almost
+affectionately.&nbsp; Then she got up, remarking that before
+anything was decided she must see her child, must learn from her
+own lips the state of her feelings.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t
+like at all her not having spoken to me already,&rdquo; she
+added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where has she gone&mdash;to Roehampton?&nbsp; I daresay
+she has told it all to her godmother,&rdquo; said Lord
+Canterville.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She won&rsquo;t have much to tell, poor girl!&rdquo;
+Jackson freely commented.&nbsp; &ldquo;I must really insist on
+seeing with more freedom the person I wish to marry.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You shall have all the freedom you want in two or three
+days,&rdquo; said Lady Canterville.&nbsp; She irradiated all her
+charity; she appeared to have accepted him and yet still to be
+making tacit assumptions.&nbsp; &ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t there certain
+things to be talked of first?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certain things, dear lady?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She looked at her husband, and though he was still at his
+window he felt it this time in her silence and <a
+name="page59"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 59</span>had to come
+away and speak.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh she means settlements and that
+kind of thing.&rdquo;&nbsp; This was an allusion that came with a
+much better grace from the father.</p>
+<p>Jackson turned from one of his companions to the other; he
+coloured a little and his self-control was perhaps a trifle
+strained.&nbsp; &ldquo;Settlements?&nbsp; We don&rsquo;t make
+them in my country.&nbsp; You may be sure I shall make a proper
+provision for my wife.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear fellow, over here&mdash;in our class, you
+know&mdash;it&rsquo;s the custom,&rdquo; said Lord Canterville
+with a truer ease in his face at the thought that the discussion
+was over.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve my own ideas,&rdquo; Jackson returned with
+even greater confidence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me it&rsquo;s a question for the solicitors
+to discuss,&rdquo; Lady Canterville suggested.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They may discuss it as much as they
+please&rdquo;&mdash;the young man showed amusement.&nbsp; He
+thought he saw his solicitors discussing it!&nbsp; He had indeed
+his own ideas.&nbsp; He opened the door for his hostess and the
+three passed out of the room together, walking into the hall in a
+silence that expressed a considerable awkwardness.&nbsp; A note
+had been struck which grated and scratched a little.&nbsp; A pair
+of shining footmen, at their approach, rose from a bench to a
+great altitude and stood there like sentinels presenting
+arms.&nbsp; Jackson stopped, looking for a moment into the
+interior of his hat, which he had in his hand.&nbsp; Then raising
+his keen eyes he fixed them a moment on those of Lady
+Canterville, addressing her instinctively rather than his other
+critic.&nbsp; &ldquo;I guess you and Lord Canterville had better
+leave it to me!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We have our traditions, Mr. Lemon,&rdquo; said her
+ladyship with a firm grace.&nbsp; &ldquo;I imagine you
+don&rsquo;t know&mdash;!&rdquo; she gravely breathed.</p>
+<p>Lord Canterville laid his hand on their visitor&rsquo;s <a
+name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+60</span>shoulder.&nbsp; &ldquo;My dear boy, those fellows will
+settle it in three minutes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very likely they will!&rdquo; said Jackson Lemon.&nbsp;
+Then he asked of Lady Canterville when he might see Lady
+Barb.</p>
+<p>She turned it spaciously over.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll write
+you a note.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>One of the tall footmen at the end of the impressive vista had
+opened wide the portals, as if even he were aware of the dignity
+to which the small strange gentleman had virtually been
+raised.&nbsp; But Jackson lingered; he was visibly unsatisfied,
+though apparently so little conscious he was unsatisfying.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think you understand me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your ideas are certainly different,&rdquo; said Lady
+Canterville.</p>
+<p>His lordship, however, made comparatively light of it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If the girl understands you that&rsquo;s
+enough!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mayn&rsquo;t <i>she</i> write to me?&rdquo; Jackson
+asked of her mother.&nbsp; &ldquo;I certainly must write to her,
+you know, if you won&rsquo;t let me see her.&rdquo;.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, you may write to her, Mr. Lemon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There was a point, for a moment, in the look he returned on
+this, while he said to himself that if necessary he would
+transmit his appeal through the old lady at Roehampton.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;All right&mdash;good-bye.&nbsp; You know what I want at
+any rate.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then as he was going he turned and added:
+&ldquo;You needn&rsquo;t be afraid I won&rsquo;t always bring her
+over in the hot weather!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In the hot weather?&rdquo; Lady Canterville murmured
+with vague visions of the torrid zone.&nbsp; Jackson however
+quitted the house with the sense he had made great
+concessions.</p>
+<p>His host and hostess passed into a small morning-room
+and&mdash;Lord Canterville having taken up his hat and stick to
+go out again&mdash;stood there a moment, <a
+name="page61"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 61</span>face to
+face.&nbsp; Then his lordship spoke in a summary manner.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s clear enough he wants her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s something so odd about him,&rdquo; Lady
+Canterville answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;Fancy his speaking so about
+settlements!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had better give him his head.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll go
+much quieter.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s so obstinate&mdash;very obstinate;
+it&rsquo;s easy to see that.&nbsp; And he seems to think,&rdquo;
+she went on, &ldquo;that a girl in your daughter&rsquo;s position
+can be married from one day to the other&mdash;with a ring and a
+new frock&mdash;like a housemaid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well that, of course, over there is the kind of
+thing.&nbsp; But he seems really to have a most extraordinary
+fortune, and every one does say they give their women <i>carte
+blanche</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Carte blanche</i> is not what Barb wants; she wants
+a settlement.&nbsp; She wants a definite income,&rdquo; said Lady
+Canterville; &ldquo;she wants to be safe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He looked at her rather straight.&nbsp; &ldquo;Has she told
+you so?&nbsp; I thought you said&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp; And then he
+stopped.&nbsp; &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; he added.</p>
+<p>She didn&rsquo;t explain her inconsequence; she only remarked
+that American fortunes were notoriously insecure; one heard of
+nothing else; they melted away like smoke.&nbsp; It was their own
+duty to their child to demand that something should be fixed.</p>
+<p>Well, he met this in his way.&nbsp; &ldquo;He has a million
+and a half sterling.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t make out what he does
+with it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She rose to it without a flutter.&nbsp; &ldquo;Our child
+should have, then, something very handsome.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I agree, my dear; but you must manage it; you must
+consider it; you must send for Hardman.&nbsp; Only take care you
+don&rsquo;t put him off; it may be a very good opening, you
+know.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a great deal to be done out there; I
+believe in all that,&rdquo; Lord <a name="page62"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 62</span>Canterville went on in the tone of a
+conscientious parent.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s no doubt that he <i>is</i> a
+doctor&mdash;in some awful place,&rdquo; his wife brooded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He may be a pedlar for all I care.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If they should go out I think Agatha might go with
+them,&rdquo; her ladyship continued in the same tone, but a
+little disconnectedly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You may send them all out if you like.&nbsp;
+Goodbye!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The pair embraced, but her hand detained him a moment.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think he&rsquo;s greatly in
+love?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, he&rsquo;s very bad&mdash;but he&rsquo;s a
+sharp little beggar.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She certainly quite likes him,&rdquo; Lady Canterville
+stated rather formally as they separated.</p>
+<h3><a name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+63</span>IV</h3>
+<p>Jackson Lemon had said to Dr. Feeder in the Park that he would
+call on Mr. and Mrs. Freer; but three weeks were to elapse before
+he knocked at their door in Jermyn Street.&nbsp; In the meantime
+he had met them at dinner and Mrs. Freer had told him how much
+she hoped he would find time to come and see her.&nbsp; She had
+not reproached him nor shaken her finger at him, and her
+clemency, which was calculated and very characteristic of her,
+touched him so much&mdash;for he was in fault, she was one of his
+mother&rsquo;s oldest and best friends&mdash;that he very soon
+presented himself.&nbsp; It was on a fine Sunday afternoon,
+rather late, and the region of Jermyn Street looked forsaken and
+inanimate; the native dulness of the brick scenery reigned
+undisputed.&nbsp; Mrs. Freer, however, was at home, resting on a
+lodging-house sofa&mdash;an angular couch draped in faded
+chintz&mdash;before she went to dress for dinner.&nbsp; She made
+the young man very welcome; she told him again how much she had
+been thinking of him; she had longed so for a chance to talk with
+him.&nbsp; He immediately guessed what she had in her mind, and
+he then remembered that Sidney Feeder had named to him what it
+was this pair took upon themselves to say.&nbsp; This had
+provoked him at the time, but he had forgotten it afterward;
+partly because he became aware that same night of his wanting to
+make the &ldquo;young marchioness&rdquo; his own <a
+name="page64"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 64</span>and partly
+because since then he had suffered much greater annoyance.&nbsp;
+Yes, the poor young man, so conscious of liberal intentions, of a
+large way of looking at the future, had had much to irritate and
+disgust him.&nbsp; He had seen the mistress of his affections but
+three or four times, and had received a letter from Mr. Hardman,
+Lord Canterville&rsquo;s solicitor, asking him, in terms the most
+obsequious it was true, to designate some gentleman of the law
+with whom the preliminaries of his marriage to Lady Barbarina
+Clement might be arranged.&nbsp; He had given Mr. Hardman the
+name of such a functionary, but he had written by the same post
+to his own solicitor&mdash;for whose services in other matters he
+had had much occasion, Jackson Lemon being distinctly
+contentious&mdash;instructing him that he was at liberty to meet
+that gentleman, but not at liberty to entertain any proposals as
+to the odious English idea of a settlement.&nbsp; If marrying
+Jackson Lemon wasn&rsquo;t settlement enough the house of
+Canterville had but to alter their point of view.&nbsp; It was
+quite out of the question he should alter his.&nbsp; It would
+perhaps be difficult to explain the strong dislike he entertained
+to the introduction into his prospective union of this harsh
+diplomatic element; it was as if they mistrusted him and
+suspected him; as if his hands were to be tied so that he
+shouldn&rsquo;t be able to handle his own fortune as he thought
+best.&nbsp; It wasn&rsquo;t the idea of parting with his money
+that displeased him, for he flattered himself he had plans of
+expenditure for his wife beyond even the imagination of her
+distinguished parents.&nbsp; It struck him even that they were
+fools not to have felt subtly sure they should make a much better
+thing of it by leaving him perfectly free.&nbsp; This
+intervention of the solicitor was a nasty little English
+tradition&mdash;totally at variance with the large spirit of
+American habits&mdash;to which he wouldn&rsquo;t submit.&nbsp; <a
+name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 65</span>It
+wasn&rsquo;t his way to submit when he disapproved: why should he
+change his way on this occasion when the matter lay so near
+him?</p>
+<p>These reflexions and a hundred more had flowed freely through
+his mind for several days before his call in Jermyn Street, and
+they had engendered a lively indignation and a bitter sense of
+wrong.&nbsp; They had even introduced, as may be imagined, a
+certain awkwardness into his relations with the house of
+Canterville, of which indeed it may be said that these amenities
+were for the moment virtually suspended.&nbsp; His first
+interview with Lady Barb after his conference with the old
+couple, as he called her august elders, had been as frank, had
+been as sweet, as he could have desired.&nbsp; Lady Canterville
+had at the end of three days sent him an invitation&mdash;five
+words on a card&mdash;asking him to dine with them on the morrow
+quite <i>en famille</i>.&nbsp; This had been the only formal
+intimation that his engagement to her daughter was recognised;
+for even at the family banquet, which included half a dozen
+guests of pleasant address but vague affiliation, there had been
+no reference on the part either of his host or his hostess to the
+subject of their converse in Lord Canterville&rsquo;s den.&nbsp;
+The only allusion was a wandering ray, once or twice, in Lady
+Barb&rsquo;s own fine eyes.&nbsp; When, however, after dinner,
+she strolled away with him into the music-room, which was lighted
+and empty, to play for him something out of &ldquo;Carmen,&rdquo;
+of which he had spoken at table, and when the young couple were
+allowed to enjoy for upwards of an hour, unmolested, the
+comparative privacy of that elegant refuge, he felt Lady
+Canterville definitely to count on him.&nbsp; She didn&rsquo;t
+believe in any serious difficulties.&nbsp; Neither did he then;
+and that was why it was not to be condoned that there should be a
+vain appearance of them.&nbsp; The arrangements, he supposed her
+ladyship would have <a name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+66</span>said, were pending, and indeed they were; for he had
+already given orders in Bond Street for the setting of an
+extraordinary number of diamonds.&nbsp; Lady Barb, at any rate,
+during that hour he spent with her, had had nothing to say about
+arrangements; and it had been an hour of pure satisfaction.&nbsp;
+She had seated herself at the piano and had played perpetually,
+in a soft incoherent manner, while he leaned over the instrument,
+very close to her, and said everything that came into his
+head.&nbsp; She was braver and handsomer than ever and looked at
+him as if she liked him out and out.</p>
+<p>This was all he expected of her, for it didn&rsquo;t belong to
+the cast of her beauty to betray a vulgar infatuation.&nbsp; That
+beauty was clearly all he had believed it from the first, and
+with something now thrown in, something ever so touching and
+stirring, which seemed to stamp her from that moment as his
+precious possession.&nbsp; He felt more than ever her intimate
+value and the great social outlay it had taken to produce such a
+mixture.&nbsp; Simple and girlish as she was, and not
+particularly quick in the give and take of conversation, she
+seemed to him to have a part of the history of England in her
+blood; she was the fine flower of generations of privileged
+people and of centuries of rich country-life.&nbsp; Between these
+two of course was no glance at the question which had been put
+into the hands of Mr. Hardman, and the last thing that occurred
+to Jackson was that Lady Barb had views as to his settling a
+fortune upon her before their marriage.&nbsp; It may appear odd,
+but he hadn&rsquo;t asked himself whether his money operated on
+her in any degree as a bribe; and this was because,
+instinctively, he felt such a speculation idle&mdash;the point
+was essentially not to be ascertained&mdash;and because he was
+quite ready to take it for agreeable to her to continue to live
+in luxury.&nbsp; It was eminently <a name="page67"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 67</span>agreeable to him to have means to
+enable her to do so.&nbsp; He was acquainted with the mingled
+character of human motives and glad he was rich enough to pretend
+to the hand of a young woman who, for the best of reasons, would
+be very expensive.&nbsp; After the good passage in the music-room
+he had ridden with her twice, but hadn&rsquo;t found her
+otherwise accessible.&nbsp; She had let him know the second time
+they rode that Lady Canterville had directed her to make, for the
+moment, no further appointment with him; and on his presenting
+himself more than once at the house he had been told that neither
+the mother nor the daughter was at home: it had been added that
+Lady Barb was staying at Roehampton.&nbsp; In touching on that
+restriction she had launched at him just a distinguishable mute
+reproach&mdash;there was always a certain superior dumbness in
+her eyes&mdash;as if he were exposing her to an annoyance she
+ought to be spared, or taking an eccentric line on a question
+that all well-bred people treated in the conventional way.</p>
+<p>His induction from this was not that she wished to be secure
+about his money, but that, like a dutiful English daughter, she
+received her opinions&mdash;on points that were indifferent to
+her&mdash;ready-made from a mamma whose fallibility had never
+been exposed.&nbsp; He knew by this that his solicitor had
+answered Mr. Hardman&rsquo;s letter and that Lady
+Canterville&rsquo;s coolness was the fruit of the
+correspondence.&nbsp; The effect of it was not in the least to
+make him come round, as he phrased it; he had not the smallest
+intention of doing that.&nbsp; Lady Canterville had spoken of the
+traditions of her family; but he had no need to go to his family
+for his own.&nbsp; They resided within himself; anything he had
+once undiscussably made up his mind to acquired in three minutes
+the force, and with that the due dignity of a tradition.&nbsp;
+Meanwhile he was in the detestable position of not knowing <a
+name="page68"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 68</span>whether or no
+he were engaged.&nbsp; He wrote to Lady Barb to clear it up, to
+smooth it down&mdash;it being so strange she shouldn&rsquo;t
+receive him; and she addressed him in return a very pretty little
+letter, which had to his mind a fine by-gone quality, an
+old-fashioned, a last-century freshness that might have flowed, a
+little thinly, from the pen of Clarissa or Sophia.&nbsp; She
+professed that she didn&rsquo;t in the least understand the
+situation; that of course she would never give him up; that her
+mother had said there were the best reasons for their not going
+too fast; that, thank God, she was yet young and could wait as
+long as he would; but that she begged he wouldn&rsquo;t write her
+about money-matters: she had never been able to count even on her
+fingers.&nbsp; He felt in no danger whatever of making this last
+mistake; he only noted how Lady Barb thought it natural there
+should be a discussion; and this made it vivid to him afresh that
+he had got hold of a daughter of the Crusaders.&nbsp; His
+ingenious mind could appreciate this hereditary assumption at the
+very same time that, to light his own footsteps, it remained
+entirely modern.&nbsp; He believed&mdash;or he thought he
+believed&mdash;that in the end he should marry his gorgeous girl
+on his own terms; but in the interval there was a sensible
+indignity in being challenged and checked.&nbsp; One effect of it
+indeed was to make him desire the young woman more
+intensely.&nbsp; When she wasn&rsquo;t before his eyes in the
+flesh she hovered before him as an image, and this image had
+reasons of its own for making him at hours fairly languid with
+love.</p>
+<p>There were moments, however, when he wearied of the mere
+enshrined memory&mdash;it was too impalpable and too
+thankless.&nbsp; Then it befell that Jackson Lemon for the first
+time in his life dropped and gave way&mdash;gave way, that is, to
+the sense of sadness.&nbsp; He felt alone in London, and very
+much out of it, <a name="page69"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+69</span>in spite of all the acquaintances he had made and the
+bills he had paid; he felt the need of a greater intimacy than
+any he had formed&mdash;save of course in the case of Lady
+Barb.&nbsp; He wanted to vent his disgust, to relieve himself,
+from the New York point of view.&nbsp; He felt that in engaging
+in a contest with the great house of Canterville he was after all
+rather single.&nbsp; That singleness was of course in a great
+measure an inspiration; but it pinched him hard at moments.&nbsp;
+Then it would have pleased him could his mother have been near;
+he used to talk of his affairs a great deal with this delightful
+parent, who had a delicate way of advising him in the sense he
+liked best.&nbsp; He had even gone so far as to wish he had never
+laid eyes on Lady Barb, but had fallen in love instead with some
+one or other of the rarer home-products.&nbsp; He presently came
+back of course to the knowledge that in the United States there
+was&mdash;and there could be&mdash;nothing nearly so rare as the
+young lady who had in fact appealed to him so straight, for was
+it not precisely as a high resultant of the English climate and
+the British constitution that he valued her?&nbsp; He had
+relieved himself, from his New York point of view, by speaking
+his mind to Lady Beauchemin, who confessed that she was
+infinitely vexed with her parents.&nbsp; She agreed with him that
+they had made a great mistake; they ought to have left him free;
+and she expressed her confidence that such freedom could only
+have been, in him, for her family, like the silence of the sage,
+golden.&nbsp; He must let them down easily, must remember that
+what was asked of him had been their custom for centuries.&nbsp;
+She didn&rsquo;t mention her authority as to the origin of
+customs, but she promised him she would say three words to her
+father and mother which would make it all right.&nbsp; Jackson
+answered that customs were all very well, but that really
+intelligent people recognised <a name="page70"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 70</span>at sight, and then indeed quite
+enjoyed, the right occasion for departing from them; and with
+this he awaited the result of Lady Beauchemin&rsquo;s
+remonstrance.&nbsp; It had not as yet been perceptible, and it
+must be said that this charming woman was herself not quite at
+ease.</p>
+<p>When on her venturing to hint to her mother that she thought a
+wrong line had been taken with regard to her sister&rsquo;s
+<i>pr&eacute;tendant</i>, Lady Canterville had replied that Mr.
+Lemon&rsquo;s unwillingness to settle anything was in itself a
+proof of what they had feared, the unstable nature of his
+fortune&mdash;since it was useless to talk (this gracious lady
+could be very decided) as if there could be any serious reason
+but that one&mdash;on meeting this argument, as I say,
+Jackson&rsquo;s protectress felt considerably baffled.&nbsp; It
+was perhaps true, as her mother said, that if they didn&rsquo;t
+insist upon proper pledges Barbarina might be left in a few years
+with nothing but the stars and stripes&mdash;this odd phrase was
+a quotation from Mr. Lemon&mdash;to cover her withal.&nbsp; Lady
+Beauchemin tried to reason it out with Lady Marmaduke; but these
+were complications unforeseen by Lady Marmaduke in her project of
+an Anglo-American society.&nbsp; She was obliged to confess that
+Mr. Lemon&rsquo;s fortune couldn&rsquo;t have the solidity of
+long-established things; it was a very new fortune indeed.&nbsp;
+His father had made the greater part of it all in a lump, a few
+years before his death, in the extraordinary way in which people
+made money in America; that of course was why the son had those
+singular professional attributes.&nbsp; He had begun to study to
+be a doctor very young, before his expectations were so
+great.&nbsp; Then he had found he was very clever and very fond
+of it, and had kept on because after all, in America, where there
+were no country gentlemen, a young man had to have something to
+do, don&rsquo;t you know?&nbsp; And Lady <a
+name="page71"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 71</span>Marmaduke,
+like an enlightened woman, intimated that in such a case she
+thought it in much better taste not to try to sink
+anything.&nbsp; &ldquo;Because in America, don&rsquo;t you
+see?&rdquo; she reasoned, &ldquo;you can&rsquo;t sink
+it&mdash;nothing <i>will</i> sink.&nbsp; Everything&rsquo;s
+floating about&mdash;in the newspapers.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she
+tried to console her friend by remarking that if Mr.
+Lemon&rsquo;s fortune was precarious it was at all events so
+big.&nbsp; That was just the trouble for Lady Beauchemin, it was
+so big and yet they were going to lose it.&nbsp; He was as
+obstinate as a mule; she was sure he would never come
+round.&nbsp; Lady Marmaduke declared he really <i>would</i> come
+round; she even offered to bet a dozen pair of <i>gants de
+Su&egrave;de</i> on it; and she added that this consummation lay
+quite in the hands of Barbarina.&nbsp; Lady Beauchemin promised
+herself to contend with her sister, as it was not for nothing she
+had herself caught the glamour of her friend&rsquo;s
+international scheme.</p>
+<p>Jackson Lemon, to dissipate his chagrin, had returned to the
+sessions of the medical congress, where, inevitably, he had
+fallen into the hands of Sidney Feeder, who enjoyed in this
+disinterested assembly the highest esteem.&nbsp; It was Dr.
+Feeder&rsquo;s earnest desire that his old friend should share
+his credit&mdash;all the more easily that the medical congress
+was, as the young physician observed, a perpetual
+symposium.&nbsp; Jackson entertained the entire body at
+dinner&mdash;entertained it profusely and in a manner befitting
+one of the patrons of science rather than the humbler votaries;
+but these dissipations made him forget but for the hour the
+arrest of his relations with the house of Canterville.&nbsp; It
+punctually came back to him that he was disconcerted, and Dr.
+Feeder saw it stamped on his brow.&nbsp; Jackson Lemon, with his
+acute inclination to open himself, was on the point more than
+once of taking this sturdy friend into his confidence.&nbsp; His
+colleague gave him easy <a name="page72"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 72</span>occasion&mdash;asked him what it was
+he was thinking of all the time and whether the young marchioness
+had concluded she couldn&rsquo;t swallow a doctor.&nbsp; These
+forms of speech were displeasing to our baffled aspirant, whose
+fastidiousness was nothing new; but he had even deeper reasons
+for saying to himself that in such complicated cases as his there
+was no assistance in the Sidney Feeders.&nbsp; To understand his
+situation one must know the world, and the children of
+Cincinnati, prohibitively provincial, didn&rsquo;t know the
+world&mdash;at least the world with which this son of New York
+was now concerned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is there a hitch in your marriage?&nbsp; Just tell me
+that,&rdquo; Sidney Feeder had said, taking things for granted in
+a manner that of itself testified to an innocence abysmal.&nbsp;
+It is true he had added that he supposed he had no business to
+ask; but he had been anxious about it ever since hearing from Mr.
+and Mrs. Freer that the British aristocracy was down on the
+medical profession.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do they want you to give it
+up?&nbsp; Is that what the hitch is about?&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t
+desert your colours, Jackson.&nbsp; The suppression of pain, the
+mitigation of misery, constitute surely the noblest profession in
+the world.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear fellow, you don&rsquo;t know what you&rsquo;re
+talking about,&rdquo; Jackson could only observe in answer to
+this.&nbsp; &ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t told any one I was going to be
+married&mdash;still less have I told any one that any one objects
+to my profession.&nbsp; I should like to see any one do it.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve rather got out of the swim, but I don&rsquo;t regard
+myself as the sort of person that people object to.&nbsp; And I
+do expect to do something yet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Come home, then, and do it.&nbsp; And don&rsquo;t crush
+me with grandeur if I say that the facilities for getting married
+are much greater over there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t seem to have found them very
+great,&rdquo; Jackson sniffed.</p>
+<p><a name="page73"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+73</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve never had time really to go into
+them.&nbsp; But wait till my next vacation and you&rsquo;ll
+see.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The facilities over there are too great.&nbsp;
+Nothing&rsquo;s worth while but what&rsquo;s difficult,&rdquo;
+said Jackson with a sententious ring that quite distressed his
+mate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, they&rsquo;ve got their backs up, I can see
+that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m glad you like it.&nbsp; Only if they
+despise your profession what will they say to that of your
+friends?&nbsp; If they think you&rsquo;re queer what would they
+think of me?&rdquo; asked Sidney Feeder, whose spirit was not as
+a general thing in the least bitter, but who was pushed to this
+sharpness by a conviction that&mdash;in spite of declarations
+which seemed half an admission and half a denial&mdash;his friend
+was suffering worry, or really perhaps something almost like
+humiliation, for the sake of a good that might be gathered at
+home on every bush.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear fellow, all that&rsquo;s
+&lsquo;rot&rsquo;!&rdquo;&nbsp; This had been Jackson&rsquo;s
+retort, which expressed, however, not half his feeling.&nbsp; The
+other half was inexpressible, or almost, springing as it did from
+his depth of displeasure at its having struck even so genial a
+mind as Sidney Feeder&rsquo;s that in proposing to marry a
+daughter of the highest civilisation he was going out of his
+way&mdash;departing from his natural line.&nbsp; Was he then so
+ignoble, so pledged to inferior things, that when he saw a girl
+who&mdash;putting aside the fact that she hadn&rsquo;t genius,
+which was rare, and which, though he prized rarity, he
+didn&rsquo;t want&mdash;seemed to him the most naturally and
+functionally founded and seated feminine subject he had known, he
+was to think himself too different, too incongruous, to mate with
+her?&nbsp; He would mate with whom he &ldquo;damn pleased&rdquo;;
+that was the upshot of Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s passion.&nbsp;
+Several days elapsed during which everybody&mdash;even the
+pure-minded, like poor Sidney&mdash;seemed to him very
+abject.</p>
+<p><a name="page74"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 74</span>All of
+which is recorded to show how he, in going to see Mrs. Freer, was
+prepared much less to be angry with people who, like her husband
+and herself a month before, had given it out that he was engaged
+to a peer&rsquo;s daughter, than to resent the insinuation that
+there were obstacles to such a prospect.&nbsp; He sat with the
+lady of Jermyn Street alone for half an hour in the sabbatical
+stillness.&nbsp; Her husband had gone for a walk in the
+Park&mdash;he always walked in the Park of a Sunday.&nbsp; All
+the world might have been there and Jackson and Mrs. Freer in
+sole possession of the district of Saint James&rsquo;s.&nbsp;
+This perhaps had something to do with making him at last so
+confidential; they had such a margin for easy egotism and
+spreading sympathy.&nbsp; Mrs. Freer was ready for
+anything&mdash;in the critical, the &ldquo;real&rdquo; line; she
+treated him as a person she had known from the age of ten; asked
+his leave to continue recumbent; talked a great deal about his
+mother and seemed almost, for a while, to perform the earnest
+functions of that lady.&nbsp; It had been wise of her from the
+first not to allude, even indirectly, to his having neglected so
+long to call; her silence on this point was in the best
+taste.&nbsp; Jackson had forgotten how it was a habit with her,
+and indeed a high accomplishment, never to reproach people with
+these omissions.&nbsp; You might have left her alone for months
+or years, her greeting was always the same; she never was either
+too delighted to see you or not delighted enough.&nbsp; After a
+while, however, he felt her silence to be in some measure an
+allusion; she appeared to take for granted his devoting all his
+hours to a certain young lady.&nbsp; It came over him for a
+moment that his compatriots took a great deal for granted; but
+when Mrs. Freer, rather abruptly sitting up on her sofa, said to
+him half-simply, half-solemnly: &ldquo;And now, my dear Jackson,
+I want you to tell me something!&rdquo;&mdash;he saw <a
+name="page75"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 75</span>that, after
+all, she kept within bounds and didn&rsquo;t pretend to know more
+about his business than he himself did.&nbsp; In the course of a
+quarter of an hour&mdash;so appreciatively she listened&mdash;he
+had given her much information.&nbsp; It was the first time he
+had said so much to any one, and the process relieved him even
+more than he would have supposed.&nbsp; There were things it made
+clear to him by bringing them to a point&mdash;above all, the
+fact that he had been wronged.&nbsp; He made no mention whatever
+of its being out of the usual way that, as an American doctor, he
+should sue for the hand of a marquis&rsquo;s daughter; and this
+reserve was not voluntary, it was quite unconscious.&nbsp; His
+mind was too full of the sudden rudeness of the Cantervilles and
+the sordid side of their want of confidence.</p>
+<p>He couldn&rsquo;t imagine that while he talked to Mrs.
+Freer&mdash;and it amazed him afterwards that he should have
+chattered so; he could account for it but by the state of his
+nerves&mdash;she should be thinking only of the strangeness of
+the situation he sketched for her.&nbsp; She thought Americans as
+good as other people, but she didn&rsquo;t see where, in American
+life, the daughter of a marquis would, as she phrased it, work
+in.&nbsp; To take a simple instance&mdash;they coursed through
+Mrs. Freer&rsquo;s mind with extraordinary
+speed&mdash;wouldn&rsquo;t she always expect to go in to dinner
+first?&nbsp; As a novelty and for a change, over there, they
+might like to see her do it&mdash;there might be even a pressure
+for places at the show.&nbsp; But with the increase of every kind
+of sophistication that was taking place in America the humorous
+view to which she would owe her immediate ease mightn&rsquo;t
+continue to be taken; and then where would poor Lady Barb
+be?&nbsp; This was in truth a scant instance; but Mrs.
+Freer&rsquo;s vivid imagination&mdash;much as she had lived in
+Europe she knew her native land so well&mdash;saw a host <a
+name="page76"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 76</span>of others
+massing themselves behind it.&nbsp; The consequence of all of
+which was that after listening to her young friend in the most
+engaging silence she raised her clasped hands, pressed them
+against her breast, lowered her voice to a tone of entreaty and,
+with all the charming cheer of her wisdom, uttered three words:
+&ldquo;My dear Jackson,
+don&rsquo;t&mdash;don&rsquo;t&mdash;don&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t what?&rdquo;&nbsp; He took it at first
+coldly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t neglect the chance you have of getting out
+of it.&nbsp; You see it would never do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He knew what she meant by his chance of getting out of it; he
+had in his many meditations of course not overlooked that.&nbsp;
+The ground the old couple had taken about settlements&mdash;and
+the fact that Lady Beauchemin hadn&rsquo;t come back to him to
+tell him, as she promised, that she had moved them, proved how
+firmly they were rooted&mdash;would have offered an
+all-sufficient pretext to a man who should have repented of his
+advances.&nbsp; Jackson knew this, but knew at the same time that
+he had not repented.&nbsp; The old couple&rsquo;s want of
+imagination didn&rsquo;t in the least alter the fact that the
+girl was, in her perfection, as he had told her father, one of
+the rarest of types.&nbsp; Therefore he simply said to Mrs. Freer
+that he didn&rsquo;t in the least wish to get out of it; he was
+as much in it as ever and intended to remain in it.&nbsp; But
+what did she mean, he asked in a moment, by her statement that it
+would never do?&nbsp; Why wouldn&rsquo;t it do?&nbsp; Mrs. Freer
+replied by another question&mdash;should he really like her to
+tell him?&nbsp; It wouldn&rsquo;t do because Lady Barb
+wouldn&rsquo;t be satisfied with her place at dinner.&nbsp; She
+wouldn&rsquo;t be content&mdash;in a society of
+commoners&mdash;with any but the best; and the best she
+couldn&rsquo;t expect (and it was to be supposed he didn&rsquo;t
+expect her) always grossly to monopolise; as people of her sort,
+for that matter, did so successfully grab it in England.</p>
+<p><a name="page77"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+77</span>&ldquo;What do you mean by commoners?&rdquo; Jackson
+rather grimly demanded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I mean you and me and my poor husband and Dr.
+Feeder,&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see how there can be commoners where
+there aren&rsquo;t lords.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the lord that makes
+the commoner, and <i>vice versa</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Won&rsquo;t a lady do as well?&nbsp; Our Lady
+Barb&mdash;a single English girl&mdash;can make a million
+inferiors.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She will be, before anything else, my wife; and she
+won&rsquo;t on the whole think it any less vulgar to talk about
+inferiors than I do myself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what she&rsquo;ll talk about, my
+dear Jackson, but she&rsquo;ll think; and her thoughts
+won&rsquo;t be pleasant&mdash;I mean for others.&nbsp; Do you
+expect to sink her to your own rank?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Dr. Lemon&rsquo;s bright little eyes rested more sharply on
+his hostess.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t understand you and
+don&rsquo;t think you understand yourself.&rdquo;&nbsp; This was
+not absolutely candid, for he did understand Mrs. Freer to a
+certain extent; it has been related that before he asked Lady
+Barb&rsquo;s hand of her parents there had been moments when he
+himself doubted if a flower only to be described as of the social
+hothouse, that is of aristocratic air, would flourish in American
+earth.&nbsp; But an intimation from another person that it was
+beyond his power to pass off his wife&mdash;whether she were the
+daughter of a peer or of a shoemaker&mdash;set all his blood on
+fire.&nbsp; It quenched on the instant his own perception of
+difficulties of detail and made him feel only that he was
+dishonoured&mdash;he the heir of all the ages&mdash;by such
+insinuations.&nbsp; It was his belief&mdash;though he had never
+before had occasion to put it forward&mdash;that his position,
+one of the best in the world, had about it the felicity that
+makes everything possible.&nbsp; He had had the best education
+the age could offer, for if he had rather wasted his time <a
+name="page78"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 78</span>at Harvard,
+where he entered very young, he had, as he believed, been
+tremendously serious at Heidelberg and at Vienna.&nbsp; He had
+devoted himself to one of the noblest of professions&mdash;a
+profession recognised as such everywhere but in England&mdash;and
+had inherited a fortune far beyond the expectation of his earlier
+years, the years when he cultivated habits of work which alone
+(or rather in combination with talents that he neither
+exaggerated nor undervalued) would have conduced to
+distinction.&nbsp; He was one of the most fortunate inhabitants
+of an immense fresh rich country, a country whose future was
+admitted to be incalculable, and he moved with perfect ease in a
+society in which he was not overshadowed by others.&nbsp; It
+seemed to him, therefore, beneath his dignity to wonder whether
+he could afford, socially speaking, to marry according to his
+taste.&nbsp; He pretended to general strength, and what was the
+use of strength if you weren&rsquo;t prepared to undertake things
+timid people might find difficult?&nbsp; It was his plan to marry
+the woman he desired and not be afraid of her afterward.&nbsp;
+The effect of Mrs. Freer&rsquo;s doubt of his success was to
+represent to him that his own character wouldn&rsquo;t cover his
+wife&rsquo;s; she couldn&rsquo;t have made him feel worse if she
+had told him that he was marrying beneath him and would have to
+ask for indulgence.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe you know
+how much I think that any woman who marries me will be doing very
+well,&rdquo; he promptly added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m very sure of that; but it isn&rsquo;t so
+simple&mdash;one&rsquo;s being an American,&rdquo; Mrs. Freer
+rejoined with a small philosophic sigh.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s whatever one chooses to make it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;ll make it what no one has done yet if
+you take that young lady to America and make her happy
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page79"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+79</span>&ldquo;Do you think our country, then, such a very
+dreadful place?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His hostess had a pause.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not a
+question of what I think, but of what she will.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Jackson rose from his chair and took up his hat and
+stick.&nbsp; He had actually turned a little pale with the force
+of his emotion; there was a pang of wrath for him in this fact
+that his marriage to Lady Barbarina might be looked at as too
+high a flight.&nbsp; He stood a moment leaning against the
+mantelpiece and very much tempted to say to Mrs. Freer that she
+was a vulgar-minded old woman.&nbsp; But he said something that
+was really more to the point.&nbsp; &ldquo;You forget that
+she&rsquo;ll have her consolations.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t go away or I shall think I&rsquo;ve
+offended you.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t console an injured
+noblewoman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How will she be injured?&nbsp; People will be charming
+to her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;ll be charming to her&mdash;charming to
+her!&rdquo;&nbsp; These words fell from the lips of Dexter Freer,
+who had opened the door of the room and stood with the knob in
+his hand, putting himself into relation to his wife&rsquo;s talk
+with their visitor.&nbsp; This harmony was achieved in an
+instant.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course I know whom you mean,&rdquo; he
+said while he exchanged greetings with Jackson.&nbsp; &ldquo;My
+wife and I&mdash;naturally we&rsquo;re great
+busybodies&mdash;have talked of your affair and we differ about
+it completely.&nbsp; She sees only the dangers, while I see all
+the advantages.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;By the advantages he means the fun for us,&rdquo; Mrs.
+Freer explained, settling her sofa-cushions.</p>
+<p>Jackson looked with a certain sharp blankness from one of
+these disinterested judges to the other; even yet they scarce saw
+how their misdirected freedom wrought on him.&nbsp; It was hardly
+more agreeable to him to know that the husband wished to see Lady
+Barb in America than to know that the wife waved <a
+name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 80</span>away such a
+vision.&nbsp; There was that in Dexter Freer&rsquo;s face which
+seemed to forecast the affair as taking place somehow for the
+benefit of the spectators.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think you both see too
+much&mdash;a great deal too much&mdash;in the whole thing,&rdquo;
+he rather coldly returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear young man, at my age I may take certain
+liberties,&rdquo; said Dexter Freer.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>Do</i> what
+you&rsquo;ve planned&mdash;I beseech you to do it; it has never
+been done before.&rdquo;&nbsp; And then as if Jackson&rsquo;s
+glance had challenged this last assertion he went on:
+&ldquo;Never, I assure you, this particular thing.&nbsp; Young
+female members of the British aristocracy have married coachmen
+and fishmongers and all that sort of thing; but they&rsquo;ve
+never married you and me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They certainly haven&rsquo;t married the
+&lsquo;likes&rsquo; of either of you!&rdquo; said Mrs. Freer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m much obliged to you for your
+advice.&rdquo;&nbsp; It may be thought that Jackson Lemon took
+himself rather seriously, and indeed I&rsquo;m afraid that if he
+hadn&rsquo;t done so there would have been no occasion even for
+this summary report of him.&nbsp; But it made him almost sick to
+hear his engagement spoken of as a curious and ambiguous
+phenomenon.&nbsp; He might have his own ideas about it&mdash;one
+always had about one&rsquo;s engagement; but the ideas that
+appeared to have peopled the imagination of his friends ended by
+kindling a small hot expanse in each of his cheeks.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;d rather not talk any more about my little
+plans,&rdquo; he added to his host.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been
+saying all sorts of absurd things to Mrs. Freer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;ve been most interesting and most
+infuriating,&rdquo; that lady declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve
+been very stupidly treated.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;May she tell me when you go?&rdquo; her husband asked
+of the young man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m going now&mdash;she may tell you whatever she
+likes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page81"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+81</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid we&rsquo;ve displeased
+you,&rdquo; she went on; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve said too much what I
+think.&nbsp; You must pardon me&mdash;it&rsquo;s all for your
+mother.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s she whom I want Lady Barb to see!&rdquo;
+Jackson exclaimed with the inconsequence of filial affection.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Deary me!&rdquo; Mrs. Freer gently wailed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We shall go back to America to see how you get
+on,&rdquo; her husband said; &ldquo;and if you succeed it will be
+a great precedent.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I shall succeed!&rdquo;&nbsp; And with this he took
+his departure.&nbsp; He walked away with the quick step of a man
+labouring under a certain excitement; walked up to Piccadilly and
+down past Hyde Park Corner.&nbsp; It relieved him to measure
+these distances, for he was thinking hard, under the influence of
+irritation, and it was as if his movement phrased his
+passion.&nbsp; Certain lights flashed on him in the last
+half-hour turned to fire in him; the more that they had a
+representative value and were an echo of the common voice.&nbsp;
+If his prospects wore that face to Mrs. Freer they would probably
+wear it to others; so he felt a strong sharp need to show such
+others that they took a mean measure of his position.&nbsp; He
+walked and walked till he found himself on the highway of
+Hammersmith.&nbsp; I have represented him as a young man with a
+stiff back, and I may appear to undermine this plea when I note
+that he wrote that evening to his solicitor that Mr. Hardman was
+to be informed he would agree to any proposals for settlements
+that this worthy should make.&nbsp; Jackson&rsquo;s stiff back
+was shown in his deciding to marry Lady Barbarina on any
+terms.&nbsp; It had come over him through the action of this
+desire to prove he wasn&rsquo;t afraid&mdash;so odious was the
+imputation&mdash;that terms of any kind were very superficial
+things.&nbsp; What was fundamental and of the essence of the
+matter would be to secure the grand girl and <i>then</i> carry
+everything out.</p>
+<h3><a name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 82</span>V</h3>
+<p>&ldquo;On Sundays now you might be at home,&rdquo; he said to
+his wife in the following month of March&mdash;more than six
+months after his marriage.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are the people any nicer on Sundays than they are on
+other days?&rdquo; Lady Barb asked from the depths of her chair
+and without looking up from a stiff little book.</p>
+<p>He waited ever so briefly before answering.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t know whether they are, but I think you might
+be.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m as nice as I know how to be.&nbsp; You must
+take me as I am.&nbsp; You knew when you married me that I
+wasn&rsquo;t American.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Jackson stood before the fire toward which his wife&rsquo;s
+face was turned and her feet extended; stood there some time with
+his hands behind him and his eyes dropped a little obliquely on
+Lady Barb&rsquo;s bent head and richly-draped figure.&nbsp; It
+may be said without delay that he was sore of soul, and it may be
+added that he had a double cause.&nbsp; He knew himself on the
+verge of the first crisis that had occurred between himself and
+his wife&mdash;the reader will note that it had occurred rather
+promptly&mdash;and he was annoyed at his annoyance.&nbsp; A
+glimpse of his state of mind before his marriage has been given
+the reader, who will remember that at that period our young man
+had believed himself lifted above possibilities of <a
+name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+83</span>irritation.&nbsp; When one was strong one wasn&rsquo;t
+fidgety, and a union with a species of calm goddess would of
+course be a source of repose.&nbsp; Lady Barb was a calm, was an
+even calmer goddess still, and he had a much more intimate view
+of her divinity than on the day he had led her to the altar; but
+I&rsquo;m not sure he felt either as firm or as easy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you know what people are?&rdquo; he said in a
+moment.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve seen so few; you&rsquo;re
+perpetually denying yourself.&nbsp; If you should leave New York
+to-morrow you&rsquo;d know wonderfully little about
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s all just the same,&rdquo; she pleaded.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;The people are all exactly alike.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s only
+one sort.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How can you tell?&nbsp; You never see them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Didn&rsquo;t I go out every night for the first two
+months we were here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was only to about a dozen houses&mdash;those, I
+agree, always the same; people, moreover, you had already met in
+London.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got no general impressions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She raised her beautiful blank face.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s
+just what I <i>have</i> got; I had them before I came.&nbsp; I
+see no difference whatever.&nbsp; They&rsquo;ve just the same
+names&mdash;just the same manners.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Again for an instant Jackson hung fire; then he said with that
+practised flat candour of which mention has already been made and
+which he sometimes used in London during his courtship:
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you like it over here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Barb had returned to her book, but she looked up
+again.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you expect me to like it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hoped you would, of course.&nbsp; I think I told you
+so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t remember.&nbsp; You said very little
+about it; you seemed to make a kind of mystery.&nbsp; I knew of
+course you expected me to live here, but I didn&rsquo;t know you
+expected me to like it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page84"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+84</span>&ldquo;You thought I asked of you the sacrifice, as it
+were.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; said Lady
+Barb.&nbsp; She got up from her chair and tossed her
+unconsolatory volume into the empty seat.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+recommend you to read that book,&rdquo; she added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it interesting?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s an American novel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never read novels.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had really better look at that one.&nbsp; It will
+show you the kind of people you want me to know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve no doubt it&rsquo;s very vulgar,&rdquo;
+Jackson said.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why you read
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What else can I do?&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t always be
+riding in the Park.&nbsp; I hate the Park,&rdquo; she quite rang
+out.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s just as good as your own,&rdquo; said her
+husband.</p>
+<p>She glanced at him with a certain quickness, her eyebrows
+slightly lifted.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you mean the park at
+Pasterns?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; I mean the park in London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I don&rsquo;t care about London.&nbsp; One was only
+in London a few weeks.&rdquo;&nbsp; She had a horrible lovely
+ease.</p>
+<p>Yet he but wanted to help her to turn round.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+suppose you miss the country,&rdquo; he suggested.&nbsp; It was
+his idea of life that he shouldn&rsquo;t be afraid of anything,
+not be afraid, in any situation, of knowing the worst that was to
+be known about it; and the demon of a courage with which
+discretion was not properly commingled prompted him to take
+soundings that were perhaps not absolutely necessary for safety
+and yet that revealed unmistakable rocks.&nbsp; It was useless to
+know about rocks if he couldn&rsquo;t avoid them; the only thing
+was to trust to the wind.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what I miss.&nbsp; I think I miss
+everything!&rdquo;&nbsp; This was his wife&rsquo;s answer to his
+too-curious inquiry.&nbsp; It wasn&rsquo;t peevish, for that
+wasn&rsquo;t the <a name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+85</span>tone of a calm goddess; but it expressed a good
+deal&mdash;a good deal more than Lady Barb, who was rarely
+eloquent, had expressed before.&nbsp; Nevertheless, though his
+question had been precipitate, Jackson said to himself that he
+might take his time to think over what her fewness of words
+enclosed; he couldn&rsquo;t help seeing that the future would
+give him plenty of chance.&nbsp; He was in no hurry to ask
+himself whether poor Mrs. Freer, in Jermyn Street, mightn&rsquo;t
+after all have been right in saying that when it came to marrying
+an English caste-product it wasn&rsquo;t so simple to be an
+American doctor&mdash;it might avail little even in such a case
+to be the heir of all the ages.&nbsp; The transition was
+complicated, but in his bright mind it was rapid, from the brush
+of a momentary contact with such ideas to certain considerations
+which led him to go on after an instant: &ldquo;Should you like
+to go down into Connecticut?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Into Connecticut?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s one of our States.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s about
+as large as Ireland.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll take you there if you
+like.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What does one do there?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We can try and get some hunting.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You and I alone?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps we can get a party to join us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The people in the State?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;we might propose it to them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The tradespeople in the towns?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very true&mdash;they&rsquo;ll have to mind their
+shops,&rdquo; Jackson said.&nbsp; &ldquo;But we might hunt
+alone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are there any foxes?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, but there are a few old cows.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Barb had already noted that her husband sought the relief
+of a laugh at her expense, and she was aware that this present
+opportunity was neither worse nor better than some others.&nbsp;
+She didn&rsquo;t mind that trick in him particularly now, though
+in England <a name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+86</span>it would have disgusted her; she had the consciousness
+of virtue, an immense comfort, and flattered herself she had
+learned the lesson of an altered standard of
+fitness&mdash;besides which there were so many more disagreeable
+things in America than being laughed at by one&rsquo;s
+husband.&nbsp; But she pretended not to like it because this made
+him stop, and above all checked discussion, which with Jackson
+was habitually so facetious and consequently so tiresome.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I only want to be left alone,&rdquo; she said in
+answer&mdash;though indeed it hadn&rsquo;t the style of an
+answer&mdash;to his speech about the cows.&nbsp; With this she
+wandered away to one of the windows that looked out on the Fifth
+Avenue.&nbsp; She was very fond of these windows and had taken a
+great fancy to the Fifth Avenue, which, in the high-pitched
+winter weather, when everything sparkled, was bright and funny
+and foreign.&nbsp; It will be seen that she was not wholly unjust
+to her adoptive country: she found it delightful to look out of
+the window.&nbsp; This was a pleasure she had enjoyed in London
+only in the most furtive manner; it wasn&rsquo;t the kind of
+thing that girls in England did.&nbsp; Besides, in London, in
+Hill Street, there was nothing particular to see; whereas in the
+Fifth Avenue everything and every one went by, and observation
+was made consistent with dignity by the quantities of brocade and
+lace dressing the embrasure, which somehow wouldn&rsquo;t have
+been tidy in England and which made an ambush without concealing
+the brilliant day.&nbsp; Hundreds of women&mdash;the queer women
+of New York, who were unlike any that Lady Barb had hitherto
+seen&mdash;passed the house every hour; and her ladyship was
+infinitely entertained and mystified by the sight of their
+clothes.&nbsp; She spent more time than she was aware of in this
+recreation, and had she been addicted to returning upon herself,
+to asking herself for an account of her conduct&mdash;an <a
+name="page87"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 87</span>inquiry she
+didn&rsquo;t indeed completely neglect, but made no great form
+of&mdash;she must have had a wan smile for this proof of what she
+appeared mainly to have come to America for, conscious though she
+was that her tastes were very simple and that so long as she
+didn&rsquo;t hunt it didn&rsquo;t much matter what she did.</p>
+<p>Her husband turned about to the fire, giving a push with his
+foot to a log that had fallen out of its place.&nbsp; Then he
+said&mdash;and the connexion with the words she had just uttered
+was direct enough&mdash;&ldquo;You really must manage to be at
+home on Sundays, you know.&nbsp; I used to like that so much in
+London.&nbsp; All the best women here do it.&nbsp; You had better
+begin to-day.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m going to see my mother.&nbsp; If I
+meet any one I&rsquo;ll tell them to come.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell them not to talk so much,&rdquo; said Lady Barb
+among her lace curtains.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, my dear,&rdquo; Jackson returned, &ldquo;it
+isn&rsquo;t every one who has your concision.&rdquo;&nbsp; And he
+went and stood behind her in the window, putting his arm round
+her waist.&nbsp; It was as much of a satisfaction to him as it
+had been six months before, at the time the solicitors were
+settling the matter, that this flower of an ancient stem should
+be worn upon his own breast; he still thought its fragrance a
+thing quite apart, and it was as clear as day to him that his
+wife was the handsomest woman in New York.&nbsp; He had begun,
+after their arrival, by telling her this very often; but the
+assurance brought no colour to her cheek, no light to her eyes:
+to be the handsomest woman in New York, now that she was
+acquainted with that city, plainly failed to strike her as a
+position in life.&nbsp; The reader may, moreover, be informed
+that, oddly enough, Lady Barb didn&rsquo;t particularly believe
+this assertion.&nbsp; There were some very pretty women in New
+York, and without in the least wishing to be like them&mdash;she
+had seen no woman in America whom she <a name="page88"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 88</span>desired to resemble&mdash;she envied
+them some of their peculiar little freshnesses.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+probable that her own finest points were those of which she was
+most unconscious.&nbsp; But Jackson was intensely aware of all of
+them; nothing could exceed the minuteness of his appreciation of
+his wife.&nbsp; It was a sign of this that after he had stood
+behind her a moment he kissed her very tenderly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Have you any message for my mother?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Please give her my love.&nbsp; And you might take her
+that book.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What book?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That nasty one I&rsquo;ve been reading.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh bother your books!&rdquo; he cried with a certain
+irritation as he went out of the room.</p>
+<p>There had been a good many things in her life in New York that
+cost her an effort, but sending her love to her mother-in-law was
+not one of these.&nbsp; She liked Mrs. Lemon better than any one
+she had seen in America; she was the only person who seemed to
+Lady Barb really simple, as she herself understood that
+quality.&nbsp; Many people had struck her as homely and rustic
+and many others as pretentious and vulgar; but in Jackson&rsquo;s
+mother she had found the golden mean of a discretion, of a native
+felicity and modesty and decency, which, as she would have said,
+were really nice.&nbsp; Her sister, Lady Agatha, was even fonder
+of Mrs. Lemon; but then Lady Agatha had taken the most
+extraordinary fancy to every one and everything, and talked as if
+America were the most delightful country in the world.&nbsp; She
+was having a lovely time&mdash;she already spoke the most
+beautiful American&mdash;and had been, during the bright winter
+just drawing to a close, the most prominent girl in New
+York.&nbsp; She had gone out at first with her elder; but for
+some weeks past Lady Barb had let so many occasions pass that
+Agatha threw herself into the <a name="page89"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 89</span>arms of Mrs. Lemon, who found her
+unsurpassably quaint and amusing and was delighted to take her
+into society.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon, as an old woman, had given up
+such vanities; but she only wanted a motive, and in her good
+nature she ordered a dozen new caps and sat smiling against the
+wall while her little English maid, on polished floors, to the
+sound of music, cultivated the American step as well as the
+American tone.&nbsp; There was no trouble in New York about going
+out, and the winter wasn&rsquo;t half over before the little
+English maid found herself an accomplished diner, finding her way
+without any chaperon at all to feasts where she could count on a
+bouquet at her plate.&nbsp; She had had a great deal of
+correspondence with her own female parent on this point, and Lady
+Canterville had at last withdrawn her protest, which in the
+meantime had been perfectly useless.&nbsp; It was ultimately Lady
+Canterville&rsquo;s feeling that if she had married the
+handsomest of her daughters to an American doctor she might let
+another become a professional <i>raconteuse</i>&mdash;Agatha had
+written to her that she was expected to talk so
+much&mdash;strange as such a destiny seemed for a girl of
+nineteen.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon had even a higher simplicity than Lady
+Barb imputed to her; for she hadn&rsquo;t noticed that Lady
+Agatha danced much oftener with Herman Longstraw than with any
+one else.&nbsp; Jackson himself, though he went little to balls,
+had discovered this truth, and he looked slightly preoccupied
+when, after he had sat five minutes with his mother on the Sunday
+afternoon through which I have invited the reader to trace so
+much more than&mdash;I am afraid&mdash;is easily apparent of the
+progress of this simple story, he learned that his sister-in-law
+was entertaining Mr. Longstraw in the library.&nbsp; That young
+man had called half an hour before, and she had taken him into
+the other room to show him the seal of the <a
+name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 90</span>Cantervilles,
+which she had fastened to one of her numerous trinkets&mdash;she
+was adorned with a hundred bangles and chains&mdash;and the
+proper exhibition of which required a taper and a stick of
+wax.&nbsp; Apparently he was examining it very carefully, for
+they had been absent a good while.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon&rsquo;s
+simplicity was further shown by the fact that she had not
+measured their absence; it was only when Jackson questioned her
+that she remembered.</p>
+<p>Herman Longstraw was a young Californian who had turned up in
+New York the winter before and who travelled on his moustache, as
+they were understood to say in his native State.&nbsp; This
+moustache and some of its accompanying features were greatly
+admired; several ladies in New York had been known to declare
+that they were as beautiful as a dream.&nbsp; Taken in connexion
+with his tall stature, his familiar good nature and his
+remarkable Western vocabulary they constituted his only social
+capital; for of the two great divisions, the rich Californians
+and the poor Californians, it was well known to which he
+belonged.&nbsp; Doctor Lemon had viewed him as but a slightly
+mitigated cowboy, and was somewhat vexed at his own parent,
+though also aware that she could scarcely figure to herself what
+an effect such a form of speech as this remarkably straight echo
+of the prairie would produce in the halls of Canterville.&nbsp;
+He had no desire whatever to play a trick on the house to which
+he was allied, and knew perfectly that Lady Agatha hadn&rsquo;t
+been sent to America to become entangled with a Californian of
+the wrong denomination.&nbsp; He had been perfectly willing to
+bring her; he thought, a little vindictively, that this would
+operate as a hint to her progenitors on what he might have
+imagined doing if they hadn&rsquo;t been so stupidly bent on Mr.
+Hardman.&nbsp; Herman Longstraw, according to the legend, had
+been a trapper, a squatter, a <a name="page91"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 91</span>miner, a pioneer&mdash;had been
+everything that one could be in the desperate parts of America,
+and had accumulated masses of experience before the age of
+thirty.&nbsp; He had shot bears in the Rockies and buffaloes on
+the plains; and it was even believed that he had brought down
+animals of a still more dangerous kind among the haunts of
+men.&nbsp; There had been a story that he owned a cattle-ranch in
+Arizona; but a later and apparently more authentic version of it,
+though representing him as looking after the cattle, didn&rsquo;t
+depict him as their proprietor.</p>
+<p>Many of the stories told about him were false; but there was
+no doubt his moustache, his native ease and his native accent
+were the best of their kind.&nbsp; He danced very badly; but Lady
+Agatha had frankly told several persons that that was nothing new
+to her, and in short she delighted&mdash;this, however, she
+didn&rsquo;t tell&mdash;in Mr. Herman Longstraw.&nbsp; What she
+enjoyed in America was the revelation of freedom, and there was
+no such proof of freedom as absolutely unrestricted discourse
+with a gentleman who dressed in crude skins when not in New York
+and who, in his usual pursuits, carried his life&mdash;as well as
+that of other persons&mdash;in his hand.&nbsp; A gentleman whom
+she had sat next to at dinner in the early part of her visit had
+remarked to her that the United States were the paradise of women
+and of mechanics; and this had seemed to her at the time very
+abstract, for she wasn&rsquo;t conscious as yet of belonging to
+either class.&nbsp; In England she had been only a girl, and the
+principal idea connected with that was simply that for
+one&rsquo;s misfortune one wasn&rsquo;t a boy.&nbsp; But she
+presently herself found the odd American world a true sojourn of
+the youthful blest; and this helped her to know that she must be
+one of the people mentioned in the axiom of her
+neighbour&mdash;people who could do whatever they wanted, had a
+voice in everything <a name="page92"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+92</span>and made their taste and their ideas felt.&nbsp; She saw
+what fun it was to be a woman in America, and that this was the
+best way to enjoy the New York winter&mdash;the wonderful
+brilliant New York winter, the queer long-shaped glittering city,
+the heterogeneous hours among which you couldn&rsquo;t tell the
+morning from the afternoon or the night from either of them, the
+perpetual liberties and walks, the rushings-out and the
+droppings-in, the intimacies, the endearments, the comicalities,
+the sleigh-bells, the cutters, the sunsets on the snow, the
+ice-parties in the frosty clearness, the bright hot velvety
+houses, the bouquets, the bonbons, the little cakes, the big
+cakes, the irrepressible inspirations of shopping, the
+innumerable luncheons and dinners offered to youth and innocence,
+the quantities of chatter of quantities of girls, the perpetual
+motion of the &ldquo;German,&rdquo; the suppers at restaurants
+after the play, the way in which life was pervaded by Delmonico
+and Delmonico by the sense that though one&rsquo;s hunting was
+lost, and this therefore so different, it was very nearly as
+good.&nbsp; In all, through all, flowed a suffusion of loud
+unmodulated friendly sound which reminded her of an endless
+tuning of rather bad fiddles.</p>
+<p>Lady Agatha was at present staying for a little change with
+Mrs. Lemon, and such adventures as that were part of the pleasure
+of her American season.&nbsp; The house was too close, but
+physically the girl could bear anything, and it was all she had
+to complain of; for Mrs. Lemon, as we know, thought her a weird
+little specimen, and had none of those old-world scruples in
+regard to spoiling young people to which Lady Agatha herself now
+knew she must in the past have been unduly sacrificed.&nbsp; In
+her own way&mdash;it was not at all her sister&rsquo;s
+way&mdash;she liked to be of importance; and this was assuredly
+the case when she saw that Mrs. Lemon had apparently nothing in
+<a name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 93</span>the world
+to do, after spending a part of the morning with her servants,
+but invent little distractions&mdash;many of them of the edible
+sort&mdash;for her guest.&nbsp; She appeared to have several
+friends, but she had no society to speak of, and the people who
+entered her house came principally to see Lady Agatha.&nbsp;
+This, as we have noted, was strikingly the case with Herman
+Longstraw.&nbsp; The whole situation gave the young stranger a
+great feeling of success&mdash;success of a new and unexpected
+kind.&nbsp; Of course in England she had been born successful, as
+it might be called, through her so emerging in one of the most
+beautiful rooms at Pasterns; but her present triumph was achieved
+more by her own effort&mdash;not that she had tried very
+hard&mdash;and by her merit.&nbsp; It wasn&rsquo;t so much what
+she said&mdash;since she could never equal for quantity the girls
+of New York&mdash;as the spirit of enjoyment that played in her
+fresh young face, with its pointless curves, and shone in her
+grey English eyes.&nbsp; She enjoyed everything, even the
+street-cars, of which she made liberal use; and more than
+everything she enjoyed Mr. Longstraw and his talk about buffaloes
+and bears.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon promised to be very careful as soon
+as her son had begun to warn her; and this time she had a certain
+understanding of what she promised.&nbsp; She thought people
+ought to make the matches they liked; she had given proof of this
+in her late behaviour to Jackson, whose own union was, to her
+sense, marked with all the arbitrariness of pure love.&nbsp;
+Nevertheless she could see that Herman Longstraw would probably
+be thought rough in England; and it wasn&rsquo;t simply that he
+was so inferior to Jackson, for, after all, certain things were
+not to be expected.&nbsp; Jackson was not oppressed with his
+mother-in-law, having taken his precautions against such a
+danger; but he was certain he should give Lady Canterville a <a
+name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 94</span>permanent
+advantage over him if her third daughter should while in America
+attach herself to a mere moustache.</p>
+<p>It was not always, as I have hinted, that Mrs. Lemon entered
+completely into the views of her son, though in form she never
+failed to subscribe to them devoutly.&nbsp; She had never yet,
+for instance, apprehended his reason for marrying poor Lady
+Barb.&nbsp; This was a great secret, and she was determined, in
+her gentleness, that no one should ever know it.&nbsp; For
+herself, she was sure that to the end of time she shouldn&rsquo;t
+discover Jackson&rsquo;s reason.&nbsp; She might never ask about
+it, for that of course would betray her.&nbsp; From the first she
+had told him she was delighted, there being no need of asking for
+explanations then, as the young lady herself, when she should
+come to know her, would explain.&nbsp; But the young lady
+hadn&rsquo;t yet explained and after this evidently never
+would.&nbsp; She was very tall, very handsome, she answered
+exactly to Mrs. Lemon&rsquo;s prefigurement of the daughter of a
+lord, and she wore her clothes, which were peculiar, but to one
+of her shape remarkably becoming, very well.&nbsp; But she
+didn&rsquo;t elucidate; we know ourselves that there was very
+little that was explanatory about Lady Barb.&nbsp; So Mrs. Lemon
+continued to wonder, to ask herself, &ldquo;Why that one, more
+than so many others who&rsquo;d have been more
+natural?&rdquo;&nbsp; The choice struck her, as I have said, as
+quite arbitrary.&nbsp; She found Lady Barb very different from
+other girls she had known, and this led her almost immediately to
+feel sorry for her daughter-in-law.&nbsp; She felt how the girl
+was to be pitied if she found her husband&rsquo;s people as
+peculiar as his mother found <i>her</i>, since the result of that
+would be to make her very lonesome.&nbsp; Lady Agatha was
+different, because she seemed to keep nothing back; you saw all
+there was of her, and she was evidently not <a
+name="page95"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+95</span>home-sick.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon could see that Barbarina was
+ravaged by this last ailment and was also too haughty to show
+it.&nbsp; She even had a glimpse of the ultimate truth; namely,
+that Jackson&rsquo;s wife had not the comfort of crying, because
+that would have amounted to a confession that she had been
+idiotic enough to believe in advance that, in an American town,
+in the society of doctors, she should escape such pangs.&nbsp;
+Mrs. Lemon treated her with studied consideration&mdash;all the
+indulgence that was due to a young woman in the unfortunate
+position of having been married one couldn&rsquo;t tell why.</p>
+<p>The world, to the elder lady&rsquo;s view, contained two great
+departments, that of people and that of things; and she believed
+you must take an interest either in one or the other.&nbsp; The
+true incomprehensible in Lady Barb was that she cared for neither
+side of the show.&nbsp; Her house apparently inspired her with no
+curiosity and no enthusiasm, though it had been thought
+magnificent enough to be described in successive columns of the
+native newspapers; and she never spoke of her furniture or her
+domestics, though she had a prodigious show of such
+possessions.&nbsp; She was the same with regard to her
+acquaintance, which was immense, inasmuch as every one in the
+place had called on her.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon was the least critical
+woman in the world, but it had occasionally ruffled her just a
+little that her daughter-in-law should receive every one in New
+York quite in the same automatic manner.&nbsp; There were
+differences, Mrs. Lemon knew, and some of them of the highest
+importance; but poor Lady Barb appeared never to suspect
+them.&nbsp; She accepted every one and everything and asked no
+questions.&nbsp; She had no curiosity about her fellow-citizens,
+and as she never assumed it for a moment she gave Mrs. Lemon no
+opportunity to enlighten her.&nbsp; Lady Barb was a person with
+whom you could do nothing unless she <a name="page96"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 96</span>left you an opening; and nothing
+would have been more difficult than to &ldquo;post&rdquo; her, as
+her mother-in-law would have said, against her will.&nbsp; Of
+course she picked up a little knowledge, but she confounded and
+transposed American attributes in the most extraordinary
+way.&nbsp; She had a way of calling every one Doctor; and Mrs.
+Lemon could scarcely convince her that this distinction was too
+precious to be so freely bestowed.&nbsp; She had once said to
+that supporter that in New York there was nothing to know people
+by, their names were so very monotonous; and Mrs. Lemon had
+entered into this enough to see that there was something that
+stood out a good deal in Barbarina&rsquo;s own prefix.&nbsp; It
+is probable that during her short period of domestication
+complete justice was not done Lady Barb; she never&mdash;as an
+instance&mdash;got credit for repressing her annoyance at the
+poverty of the nominal signs and styles, a deep desolation.&nbsp;
+That little speech to her husband&rsquo;s mother was the most
+reckless sign she gave of it; and there were few things that
+contributed more to the good conscience she habitually enjoyed
+than her self-control on this particular point.</p>
+<p>Doctor Lemon was engaged in professional researches just now,
+which took up a great deal of his time; and for the rest he
+passed his hours unreservedly with his wife.&nbsp; For the last
+three months, therefore, he had seen his other nearest relative
+scarcely more than once a week.&nbsp; In spite of researches, in
+spite of medical societies, where Jackson, to her knowledge, read
+papers, Lady Barb had more of her husband&rsquo;s company than
+she had counted on at the time she married.&nbsp; She had never
+known a married pair to be so much together as she and Jackson;
+he appeared to expect her to sit with him in the library in the
+morning.&nbsp; He had none of the occupations of gentlemen and
+noblemen in England, for the element of <a
+name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 97</span>politics
+appeared to be as absent as the element of the chase.&nbsp; There
+were politics in Washington, she had been told, and even at
+Albany, and Jackson had proposed to introduce her to these
+cities; but the proposal, made to her once at dinner, before
+several people, had excited such cries of horror that it fell
+dead on the spot.&nbsp; &ldquo;We don&rsquo;t want you to see
+anything of that kind,&rdquo; one of the ladies had said, and
+Jackson had appeared to be discouraged&mdash;that is if in regard
+to Jackson she could really tell.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pray what is it you want me to see?&rdquo; Lady Barb
+had asked on this occasion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, New York and Boston (Boston if you want to very
+much, but not otherwise), and then Niagara.&nbsp; But more than
+anything Newport.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She was tired of their eternal Newport; she had heard of it a
+thousand times and felt already as if she had lived there half
+her life; she was sure, moreover, that she should hate the awful
+little place.&nbsp; This is perhaps as near as she came to having
+a lively conviction on any American subject.&nbsp; She asked
+herself whether she was then to spend her life in the Fifth
+Avenue with alternations of a city of villas&mdash;she detested
+villas&mdash;and wondered if that was all the great American
+country had to offer her.&nbsp; There were times when she
+believed she should like the backwoods and that the Far West
+might be a resource; for she had analysed her feelings just deep
+enough to discover that when she had&mdash;hesitating a good
+deal&mdash;turned over the question of marrying Jackson Lemon it
+was not in the least of American barbarism she was afraid; her
+dread had been all of American civilisation.&nbsp; She judged the
+little lady I have just quoted a goose, but that didn&rsquo;t
+make New York any more interesting.&nbsp; It would be reckless to
+say that she suffered from an overdose of Jackson&rsquo;s
+company, since she quite felt him her most important social <a
+name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+98</span>resource.&nbsp; She could talk to him about England,
+about her own England, and he understood more or less what she
+wished to say&mdash;when she wished to say anything, which was
+not frequent.&nbsp; There were plenty of other people who talked
+about England; but with them the range of allusion was always the
+hotels, of which she knew nothing, and the shops and the opera
+and the photographs: they had the hugest appetite for
+photographs.&nbsp; There were other people who were always
+wanting her to tell them about Pasterns and the manner of life
+there and the parties; but if there was one thing Lady Barb
+disliked more than another it was describing Pasterns.&nbsp; She
+had always lived with people who knew of themselves what such a
+place would be, without demanding these pictorial efforts, proper
+only, as she vaguely felt, to persons belonging to the classes
+whose trade was the arts of expression.&nbsp; Lady Barb of course
+had never gone into it; but she knew that in her own class the
+business was not to express but to enjoy, not to represent but to
+be represented&mdash;though indeed this latter liability might
+involve offence; for it may be noted that even for an aristocrat
+Jackson Lemon&rsquo;s wife was aristocratic.</p>
+<p>Lady Agatha and her visitor came back from the library in
+course of time, and Jackson Lemon felt it his duty to be rather
+cold to Herman Longstraw.&nbsp; It wasn&rsquo;t clear to him what
+sort of a husband his sister-in-law would do well to look for in
+America&mdash;if there were to be any question of husbands; but
+as to that he wasn&rsquo;t bound to be definite provided he
+should rule out Mr. Longstraw.&nbsp; This gentleman, however, was
+not given to noticing shades of manner; he had little
+observation, but very great confidence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think you had better come home with me,&rdquo;
+Jackson said to Lady Agatha; &ldquo;I guess you&rsquo;ve stayed
+here long enough.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page99"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+99</span>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t let him say that, Mrs. Lemon!&rdquo;
+the girl cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;I like being with you so
+awfully.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I try to make it pleasant,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Lemon.&nbsp; &ldquo;I should really miss you now; but perhaps
+it&rsquo;s your mother&rsquo;s wish.&rdquo;&nbsp; If it was a
+question of defending her guest from ineligible suitors Mrs.
+Lemon felt of course that her son was more competent than she;
+though she had a lurking kindness for Herman Longstraw and a
+vague idea that he was a gallant genial specimen of
+unsophisticated young America.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh mamma wouldn&rsquo;t see any difference!&rdquo; Lady
+Agatha returned with pleading blue eyes on her
+brother-in-law.&nbsp; &ldquo;Mamma wants me to see every one; you
+know she does.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what she sent me to America
+for; she knows&mdash;for we&rsquo;ve certainly told her
+enough&mdash;that it isn&rsquo;t like England.&nbsp; She
+wouldn&rsquo;t like it if I didn&rsquo;t sometimes stay with
+people; she always wanted us to stay at other houses.&nbsp; And
+she knows all about you, Mrs. Lemon, and she likes you
+immensely.&nbsp; She sent you a message the other day and
+I&rsquo;m afraid I forgot to give it you&mdash;to thank you for
+being so kind to me and taking such a lot of trouble.&nbsp;
+Really she did, but I forgot it.&nbsp; If she wants me to see as
+much as possible of America it&rsquo;s much better I should be
+here than always with Barb&mdash;it&rsquo;s much less like
+one&rsquo;s own country.&nbsp; I mean it&rsquo;s much
+nicer&mdash;for a girl,&rdquo; said Lady Agatha affectionately to
+Mrs. Lemon, who began also to look at Jackson under the influence
+of this uttered sweetness which was like some quaint little old
+air, she thought, played upon a faded spinet with two girlish
+fingers.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you want the genuine thing you ought to come out on
+the plains,&rdquo; Mr. Longstraw interposed with bright
+sincerity.&nbsp; &ldquo;I guess that was your mother&rsquo;s
+idea.&nbsp; Why don&rsquo;t you all come out?&rdquo;&nbsp; He had
+been looking intently at Lady Agatha while the remarks I have
+just repeated succeeded each other on her <a
+name="page100"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+100</span>lips&mdash;looking at her with a fascinated
+approbation, for all the world as if he had been a slightly
+slow-witted English gentleman and the girl herself a flower of
+the West, a flower that knew the celebrated language of
+flowers.&nbsp; Susceptible even as Mrs. Lemon was he made no
+secret of the fact that Lady Agatha&rsquo;s voice was music to
+him, his ear being much more accessible than his own inflexions
+would have indicated.&nbsp; To Lady Agatha those inflexions were
+not displeasing, partly because, like Mr. Herman himself in
+general, she had not a perception of shades; and partly because
+it never occurred to her to compare them with any other
+tones.&nbsp; He seemed to her to speak a foreign language
+altogether&mdash;a romantic dialect through which the most
+comical meanings gleamed here and there.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should like it above all things,&rdquo; she said in
+answer to his last observation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The scenery&rsquo;s ahead of anything round
+here,&rdquo; Mr. Longstraw went on.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Lemon, as we have gathered, was the mildest of women;
+but, as an old New Yorker, she had no patience with some of the
+new fashions.&nbsp; Chief among these was the perpetual
+reference, which had become common only within a few years, to
+the outlying parts of the country, the States and Territories of
+which children, in her time, used to learn the names, in their
+order, at school, but which no one ever thought of going to or
+talking about.&nbsp; Such places, in her opinion, belonged to the
+geography-books, or at most to the literature of newspapers, but
+neither to society nor to conversation; and the
+change&mdash;which, so far as it lay in people&rsquo;s talk, she
+thought at bottom a mere affectation&mdash;threatened to make her
+native land appear vulgar and vague.&nbsp; For this amiable
+daughter of Manhattan the normal existence of man, and still more
+of women, had been <a name="page101"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+101</span>&ldquo;located,&rdquo; as she would have said, between
+Trinity Church and the beautiful Reservoir at the top of the
+Fifth Avenue&mdash;monuments of which she was personally proud;
+and if we could look into the deeper parts of her mind I am
+afraid we should discover there an impression that both the
+countries of Europe and the remainder of her own continent were
+equally far from the centre and the light.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, scenery isn&rsquo;t everything,&rdquo; she made
+soft answer to Mr. Longstraw; &ldquo;and if Lady Agatha should
+wish to see anything of that kind all she has got to do is to
+take the boat up the Hudson.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon&rsquo;s
+recognition of this river, I should say, was all it need have
+been; she held the Hudson existed for the purpose of supplying
+New Yorkers with poetical feelings, helping them to face
+comfortably occasions like the present and, in general, meet
+foreigners with confidence&mdash;part of the oddity of foreigners
+being their conceit about their own places.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s a good idea, Lady Agatha; let&rsquo;s take
+the boat,&rdquo; said Mr. Longstraw.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve had
+great times on the boats.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lady Agatha fixed on her <i>amoroso</i> her singular charming
+eyes, eyes of which it was impossible to say at any moment
+whether they were the shyest or the frankest in the world; and
+she was not aware while this contemplation lasted that her
+brother-in-law was observing her.&nbsp; He was thinking of
+certain things while he did so, of things he had heard about the
+English; who still, in spite of his having married into a family
+of that nation, appeared to him very much through the medium of
+hearsay.&nbsp; They were more passionate than the Americans, and
+they did things that would never have been expected; though they
+seemed steadier and less excitable there was much social evidence
+to prove them more wildly impulsive.</p>
+<p><a name="page102"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+102</span>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s so very kind of you to propose
+that,&rdquo; Lady Agatha said in a moment to Mrs. Lemon.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I think I&rsquo;ve never been in a ship&mdash;except of
+course coming from England.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sure mamma would wish
+me to see the Hudson.&nbsp; We used to go in immensely for
+boating in England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you boat in a ship?&rdquo; Herman Longstraw asked,
+showing his teeth hilariously and pulling his moustaches.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lots of my mother&rsquo;s people have been in the
+navy.&rdquo;&nbsp; Lady Agatha perceived vaguely and
+good-naturedly that she had said something the odd Americans
+thought odd and that she must justify herself.&nbsp; Something
+most unnatural was happening to her standard of oddity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I really think you had better come back to us,&rdquo;
+Jackson repeated: &ldquo;your sister&rsquo;s very lonely without
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s much more lonely <i>with</i> me.&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;re perpetually having differences.&nbsp; Barb&rsquo;s
+dreadfully vexed because I like America instead of&mdash;instead
+of&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp; And Lady Agatha paused a moment; for it
+just occurred to her that this might be treacherous.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Instead of what?&rdquo; Jackson inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Instead of perpetually wanting to go to England, as she
+does,&rdquo; she went on, only giving her phrase a little softer
+turn; for she felt the next moment that Barb could have nothing
+to hide and must of course have the courage of her
+opinions.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course England&rsquo;s best, but I
+daresay I like to be bad,&rdquo; the girl said artlessly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh there&rsquo;s no doubt you&rsquo;re awfully
+bad,&rdquo; Mr. Longstraw broke out, with joyous eagerness.&nbsp;
+Naturally he couldn&rsquo;t know that what she had principally in
+mind was an exchange of opinions that had taken place between her
+sister and herself just before she came to stay with Mrs.
+Lemon.&nbsp; This incident, of <a name="page103"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 103</span>which he himself was the occasion,
+might indeed have been called a discussion, for it had carried
+them quite into the cold air of the abstract.&nbsp; Lady Barb had
+said she didn&rsquo;t see how Agatha could look at such a
+creature as that&mdash;an odious familiar vulgar being who had
+not about him the rudiments of a gentleman.&nbsp; Lady Agatha had
+replied that Mr. Longstraw was familiar and rough and that he had
+a twang and thought it amusing to talk to her as &ldquo;the
+Princess&rdquo;; but that he was a gentleman for all that and was
+tremendous fun whatever one called him&mdash;it didn&rsquo;t seem
+to matter what one called any one or anything there.&nbsp; Her
+sister had returned to this that if he was rough and familiar he
+couldn&rsquo;t be a gentleman, inasmuch as that was just what a
+gentleman meant&mdash;a man who was civil and well-bred and
+well-born.&nbsp; Lady Agatha had argued that such a point was
+just where she differed; that a man might perfectly be a
+gentleman and yet be rough, and even ignorant, so long as he was
+really nice.&nbsp; The only thing was that he should be really
+nice, which was the case with Mr. Longstraw, who, moreover, was
+quite extraordinarily civil&mdash;as civil as a man could
+be.&nbsp; And then Lady Agatha herself made the strongest point
+she had ever made in her life (she had never been so inspired) in
+saying that Mr. Longstraw was rough perhaps, but not rude&mdash;a
+distinction altogether wasted on her sister, who declared that
+she hadn&rsquo;t come to America, of all places, to learn what a
+gentleman was.&nbsp; The discussion in short had been a trifle
+grim.&nbsp; I know not whether it was the tonic effect on them
+too, alien organisms as they were, of the fine winter weather, or
+that of Lady Barb&rsquo;s being bored and having nothing else to
+do; but Lord Canterville&rsquo;s daughters went into the question
+with the moral earnestness of a pair of approved
+Bostonians.&nbsp; It was part of Lady Agatha&rsquo;s view of her
+admirer that he <a name="page104"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+104</span>after all much resembled other tall people with smiling
+eyes and tawny moustaches who had ridden a good deal in rough
+countries and whom she had seen in other places.&nbsp; If he was
+more familiar he was also more alert; still, the difference was
+not in himself, but in the way she saw him&mdash;the way she saw
+everybody in America.&nbsp; If she should see the others in the
+same way no doubt they&rsquo;d be quite the same; and Lady Agatha
+sighed a little over the possibilities of life; for this peculiar
+way, especially regarded in connexion with gentlemen, had become
+very pleasant to her.</p>
+<p>She had betrayed her sister more than she thought, even though
+Jackson didn&rsquo;t particularly show it in the tone in which he
+commented: &ldquo;Of course she knows she&rsquo;s going to see
+your mother in the summer.&rdquo;&nbsp; His tone was rather that
+of irritation at so much harping on the very obvious.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh it isn&rsquo;t only mamma,&rdquo; the girl said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know she likes a cool house,&rdquo; Mrs. Lemon
+contributed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When she goes you had better bid her good-bye,&rdquo;
+Lady Agatha went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course I shall bid her good-bye,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Lemon, to whom apparently this remark was addressed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll never bid <i>you</i> good-bye,
+Princess,&rdquo; Herman Longstraw interposed.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+can bet your life on that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh it doesn&rsquo;t matter about me, for of course I
+shall come back; but if Barb once gets to England she never
+will.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh my dear child!&rdquo; Mrs. Lemon wailed, addressing
+her young visitor, but looking at her son, who on his side looked
+at the ceiling, at the floor, looked above all very
+conscious.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope you don&rsquo;t mind my saying that, Jackson <a
+name="page105"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+105</span>dear,&rdquo; Lady Agatha said to him, for she was very
+fond of her brother-in-law.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah well then, she shan&rsquo;t go there,&rdquo; he
+threw off in a moment with a small strange dry laugh that
+attached his mother&rsquo;s eyes in shy penetration to his
+face.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But you promised mamma, you know,&rdquo; said the girl
+with the confidence of her affection.</p>
+<p>Jackson&rsquo;s countenance expressed to her none even of his
+very moderate hilarity.&nbsp; &ldquo;Your mother, then, must
+bring her back.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Get some of your navy people to supply an
+ironclad!&rdquo; cried Mr. Longstraw.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would be very pleasant if the Marchioness could come
+over,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lemon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh she&rsquo;d hate it more than poor Barb,&rdquo; Lady
+Agatha quickly replied.&nbsp; It didn&rsquo;t at all suit her to
+find a marchioness inserted into her field of vision.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doesn&rsquo;t she feel interested from what
+you&rsquo;ve told her?&rdquo; Lady Agatha&rsquo;s admirer
+inquired.&nbsp; But Jackson didn&rsquo;t heed his
+sister-in-law&rsquo;s answer&mdash;he was thinking of something
+else.&nbsp; He said nothing more, however, about the subject of
+his thought, and before ten minutes were over took his departure,
+having meanwhile neglected also to revert to the question of Lady
+Agatha&rsquo;s bringing her visit to his mother to a close.&nbsp;
+It wasn&rsquo;t to speak to him of this&mdash;for, as we know,
+she wished to keep the girl and somehow couldn&rsquo;t bring
+herself to be afraid of Herman Longstraw&mdash;that when her son
+took leave she went with him to the door of the house, detaining
+him a little while she stood on the steps, as people had always
+done in New York in her time, though it was another of the new
+fashions she didn&rsquo;t like, the stiffness of not coming out
+of the parlour.&nbsp; She placed her hand on his arm to keep him
+on the &ldquo;stoop&rdquo; and looked up and down into the lucid
+afternoon and the beautiful city&mdash;its chocolate-coloured
+houses so <a name="page106"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+106</span>extraordinarily smooth&mdash;in which it seemed to her
+that even the most fastidious people ought to be glad to
+live.&nbsp; It was useless to attempt to conceal it: his marriage
+had made a difference and a worry, had put a barrier that she was
+yet under the painful obligation of trying to seem not to
+notice.&nbsp; It had brought with it a problem much more
+difficult than his old problem of how to make his mother feel
+herself still, as she had been in his childhood, the dispenser of
+his rewards.&nbsp; The old problem had been easily solved, the
+new was a great tax.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon was sure her
+daughter-in-law didn&rsquo;t take her seriously, and that was a
+part of the barrier.&nbsp; Even if Barbarina liked her better
+than any one else this was mostly because she liked every one
+else so little.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon had in her nature no grain of
+resentment, and it wasn&rsquo;t to feed a sense of wrong that she
+permitted herself to criticise her son&rsquo;s wife.&nbsp; She
+couldn&rsquo;t help feeling that his marriage wasn&rsquo;t
+altogether fortunate if his wife didn&rsquo;t take his mother
+seriously.&nbsp; She knew she wasn&rsquo;t otherwise remarkable
+than as being his mother; but that position, which was no merit
+of hers&mdash;the merit was all Jackson&rsquo;s in being her
+son&mdash;affected her as one which, familiar as Lady Barb
+appeared to have been in England with positions of various kinds,
+would naturally strike the girl as very high and to be accepted
+as freely as a fine morning.&nbsp; If she didn&rsquo;t think of
+his mother as an indivisible part of him perhaps she didn&rsquo;t
+think of other things either; and Mrs. Lemon vaguely felt that,
+remarkable as Jackson was, he was made up of parts, and that it
+would never do that these should be rated lower one by one, since
+there was no knowing what that might end in.&nbsp; She feared
+that things were rather cold for him at home when he had to
+explain so much to his wife&mdash;explain to her, for instance,
+all the sources of happiness that were to be found in New
+York.&nbsp; This struck her as a new kind of <a
+name="page107"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 107</span>problem
+altogether for a husband.&nbsp; She had never thought of
+matrimony without a community of feeling in regard to religion
+and country; one took those great conditions for granted just as
+one assumed that one&rsquo;s food was to be cooked; and if
+Jackson should have to discuss them with his wife he might, in
+spite of his great abilities, be carried into regions where he
+would get entangled and embroiled&mdash;from which even possibly
+he wouldn&rsquo;t come back at all.&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon had a horror
+of losing him in some way, and this fear was in her eyes as she
+stood by the doorway of her house and, after she had glanced up
+and down the street, eyed him a moment in silence.&nbsp; He
+simply kissed her again and said she would take cold.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not afraid of that&mdash;I&rsquo;ve a
+shawl!&rdquo;&nbsp; Mrs. Lemon, who was very small and very fair,
+with pointed features and an elaborate cap, passed her life in a
+shawl, and owed to this habit her reputation for being an
+invalid&mdash;an idea she scorned, naturally enough, inasmuch as
+it was precisely her shawl that, as she believed, kept every ill
+at bay.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is it true Barbarina won&rsquo;t come
+back?&rdquo; she then asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know that we shall ever find out; I
+don&rsquo;t know that I shall take her to England,&rdquo; Jackson
+distinctly returned.</p>
+<p>She looked more anxious still.&nbsp; &ldquo;Didn&rsquo;t you
+promise, dear?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know that I promised&mdash;not
+absolutely.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But you wouldn&rsquo;t keep her here against her
+will?&rdquo; quavered Mrs. Lemon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I guess she&rsquo;ll get used to it,&rdquo; he returned
+with a levity that misrepresented the state of his nerves.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Lemon looked up and down the street again and gave a
+little sigh.&nbsp; &ldquo;What a pity she isn&rsquo;t
+American!&rdquo;&nbsp; She didn&rsquo;t mean this as a reproach,
+a hint of what might have been; it was simply embarrassment
+resolved into speech.</p>
+<p><a name="page108"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+108</span>&ldquo;She couldn&rsquo;t have been American,&rdquo;
+said Jackson with decision.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t she, dear?&rdquo;&nbsp; His mother spoke
+with conscientious respect; she felt there were imperceptible
+reasons in this.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was just as she is that I wanted her,&rdquo; Jackson
+added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Even if she won&rsquo;t come back?&rdquo; Mrs. Lemon
+went on with wonder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh she has got to come back!&rdquo; Jackson said as he
+went down the steps.</p>
+<h3><a name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+109</span>VI</h3>
+<p>Lady Barb, after this, didn&rsquo;t decline to see her New
+York acquaintances on Sunday afternoons, though she refused for
+the present to enter into a project of her husband&rsquo;s, who
+thought it would be pleasant she should entertain his friends on
+the evening of that day.&nbsp; Like all good Americans, Doctor
+Lemon devoted much consideration to the great question of how, in
+his native land, society was to be brought into being.&nbsp; It
+seemed to him it would help on the good cause, for which so many
+Americans are ready to lay down their lives, if his wife should,
+as he jocularly called it, open a saloon.&nbsp; He believed, or
+tried to believe, the <i>salon</i> now possible in New York on
+condition of its being reserved entirely for adults; and in
+having taken a wife out of a country in which social traditions
+were rich and ancient he had done something toward qualifying his
+own house&mdash;so splendidly qualified in all strictly material
+respects&mdash;to be the scene of such an effort.&nbsp; A
+charming woman accustomed only to the best on each side, as Lady
+Beauchemin said, what mightn&rsquo;t she achieve by being at
+home&mdash;always to adults only&mdash;in an easy early inspiring
+comprehensive way and on the evening of the seven when worldly
+engagements were least numerous?&nbsp; He laid this philosophy
+before Lady Barb in pursuance of a theory that if she disliked
+New York on a short acquaintance she couldn&rsquo;t <a
+name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 110</span>fail to
+like it on a long.&nbsp; Jackson believed in the New York
+mind&mdash;not so much indeed in its literary artistic
+philosophic or political achievements as in its general quickness
+and nascent adaptability.&nbsp; He clung to this belief, for it
+was an indispensable neat block in the structure he was
+attempting to rear.&nbsp; The New York mind would throw its
+glamour over Lady Barb if she would only give it a chance; for it
+was thoroughly bright responsive and sympathetic.&nbsp; If she
+would only set up by the turn of her hand a blest snug social
+centre, a temple of interesting talk in which this charming organ
+might expand and where she might inhale its fragrance in the most
+convenient and luxurious way, without, as it were, getting up
+from her chair; if she would only just try this graceful
+good-natured experiment&mdash;which would make every one like
+<i>her</i> so much too&mdash;he was sure all the wrinkles in the
+gilded scroll of his fate would be smoothed out.&nbsp; But Lady
+Barb didn&rsquo;t rise at all to his conception and hadn&rsquo;t
+the least curiosity about the New York mind.&nbsp; She thought it
+would be extremely disagreeable to have a lot of people tumbling
+in on Sunday evening without being invited; and altogether her
+husband&rsquo;s sketch of the Anglo-American saloon seemed to her
+to suggest crude familiarity, high vociferation&mdash;she had
+already made a remark to him about &ldquo;screeching
+women&rdquo;&mdash;and random extravagant laughter.&nbsp; She
+didn&rsquo;t tell him&mdash;for this somehow it wasn&rsquo;t in
+her power to express, and, strangely enough, he never completely
+guessed it&mdash;that she was singularly deficient in any natural
+or indeed acquired understanding of what a saloon might be.&nbsp;
+She had never seen or dreamed of one&mdash;and for the most part
+was incapable of imagining a thing she hadn&rsquo;t seen.&nbsp;
+She had seen great dinners and balls and meets and runs and
+races; she had seen garden-parties and bunches <a
+name="page111"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 111</span>of people,
+mainly women&mdash;who, however, didn&rsquo;t screech&mdash;at
+dull stuffy teas, and distinguished companies collected in
+splendid castles; but all this gave her no clue to a train of
+conversation, to any idea of a social agreement that the interest
+of talk, its continuity, its accumulations from season to season,
+shouldn&rsquo;t be lost.&nbsp; Conversation, in Lady Barb&rsquo;s
+experience, had never been continuous; in such a case it would
+surely have been a bore.&nbsp; It had been occasional and
+fragmentary, a trifle jerky, with allusions that were never
+explained; it had a dread of detail&mdash;it seldom pursued
+anything very far or kept hold of it very long.</p>
+<p>There was something else she didn&rsquo;t say to her husband
+in reference to his visions of hospitality, which was that if she
+should open a saloon&mdash;she had taken up the joke as well, for
+Lady Barb was eminently good-natured&mdash;Mrs. Vanderdecken
+would straightway open another, and Mrs. Vanderdecken&rsquo;s
+would be the more successful of the two.&nbsp; This lady, for
+reasons Lady Barb had not yet explored, passed for the great
+personage of New York; there were legends of her husband&rsquo;s
+family having behind them a fabulous antiquity.&nbsp; When this
+was alluded to it was spoken of as something incalculable and
+lost in the dimness of time.&nbsp; Mrs. Vanderdecken was young,
+pretty, clever, incredibly pretentious, Lady Barb thought, and
+had a wonderfully artistic house.&nbsp; Ambition was expressed,
+further, in every rustle of her garments; and if she was the
+first lady in America, &ldquo;bar none&rdquo;&mdash;this had an
+immense sound&mdash;it was plain she intended to retain the
+character.&nbsp; It was not till after she had been several
+months in New York that Lady Barb began to perceive this easy
+mistress of the field, crying out, gracious goodness, before she
+was hurt, to have flung down the glove; and when the idea
+presented itself, lighted up by an incident I have no space to
+report, she simply <a name="page112"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+112</span>blushed a little (for Mrs. Vanderdecken) and held her
+tongue.&nbsp; She hadn&rsquo;t come to America to bandy words
+about &ldquo;precedence&rdquo; with such a woman as that.&nbsp;
+She had ceased to think of that convenience&mdash;of course one
+was obliged to think in England; though an instinct of
+self-preservation, old and deep-seated, led her not to expose
+herself to occasions on which her imputed claim might be
+tested.&nbsp; This had at bottom much to do with her having, very
+soon after the first flush of the honours paid her on her arrival
+and which seemed to her rather grossly overdone, taken the line
+of scarcely going out.&nbsp; &ldquo;They can&rsquo;t keep
+<i>that</i> up!&rdquo; she had said to herself; and in short she
+would stay, less boringly both for herself and for others, at
+home.&nbsp; She had a sense that whenever and wherever she might
+go forth she should meet Mrs. Vanderdecken, who would withhold or
+deny or contest or even magnanimously concede
+something&mdash;poor Lady Barb could never imagine what.&nbsp;
+She didn&rsquo;t try to, and gave little thought to all this; for
+she wasn&rsquo;t prone to confess to herself fears, especially
+fears from which terror was absent.&nbsp; What in the world
+<i>had</i> Mrs. Vanderdecken that she, Barbarina Lemon (what a
+name!), could want?&nbsp; But, as I have said, it abode within
+her as a presentiment that if she should set up a drawing-room in
+the foreign style (based, that is, on the suppression of
+prattling chits and hobbledehoys) this sharp skirmisher would be
+beforehand with her.&nbsp; The continuity of conversation, oh
+that she would certainly go in for&mdash;there was no one so
+continuous as Mrs. Vanderdecken.&nbsp; Lady Barb, as I have
+related, didn&rsquo;t give her husband the surprise of confiding
+to him these thoughts, though she had given him some other
+surprises.&nbsp; He would have been decidedly astonished, and
+perhaps after a bit a little encouraged, at finding her liable to
+any marked form of exasperation.</p>
+<p><a name="page113"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 113</span>On
+the Sunday afternoon she was visible; and at one of these
+junctures, going into her drawing-room late, he found her
+entertaining two ladies and a gentleman.&nbsp; The gentleman was
+Sidney Feeder and one of the ladies none other than Mrs.
+Vanderdecken, whose ostensible relations with her were indeed of
+the most cordial nature.&nbsp; Intending utterly to crush
+her&mdash;as two or three persons, not perhaps conspicuous for a
+narrow accuracy, gave out that she privately declared&mdash;Mrs.
+Vanderdecken yet wished at least to study the weak points of the
+invader, to penetrate herself with the character of the English
+girl.&nbsp; Lady Barb verily appeared to have for the
+representative of the American patriciate a mysterious
+fascination.&nbsp; Mrs. Vanderdecken couldn&rsquo;t take her eyes
+off her victim and, whatever might be her estimate of her
+importance, at least couldn&rsquo;t let her alone.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Why does she come to see me?&rdquo; poor Lady Barb asked
+herself.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t want to see
+her; she has done enough for civility long ago.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mrs.
+Vanderdecken had her own reasons, one of which was simply the
+pleasure of looking at the Doctor&rsquo;s wife, as she habitually
+called the daughter of the Cantervilles.&nbsp; She wasn&rsquo;t
+guilty of the rashness of depreciating the appearance of so
+markedly fine a young woman, but professed a positive unbounded
+admiration for it, defending it on many occasions against those
+of the superficial and stupid who pronounced her &ldquo;left
+nowhere&rdquo; by the best of the home-grown specimens.&nbsp;
+Whatever might have been Lady Barb&rsquo;s weak points, they
+included neither the curve of her cheek and chin, the setting of
+her head on her throat, nor the quietness of her deep eyes, which
+were as beautiful as if they had been blank, like those of
+antique busts.&nbsp; &ldquo;The head&rsquo;s
+enchanting&mdash;perfectly enchanting,&rdquo; Mrs. Vanderdecken
+used to say irrelevantly and as if there were only one head in
+the place.&nbsp; She always <a name="page114"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 114</span>used to ask about the
+Doctor&mdash;which was precisely another reason why she
+came.&nbsp; She dragged in the Doctor at every turn, asking if he
+were often called up at night; found it the greatest of luxuries,
+in a word, to address Lady Barb as the wife of a medical man and
+as more or less <i>au courant</i> of her husband&rsquo;s
+patients.&nbsp; The other lady, on this Sunday afternoon, was a
+certain little Mrs. Chew, who had the appearance of a small but
+very expensive doll and was always asking Lady Barb about
+England, which Mrs. Vanderdecken never did.&nbsp; The latter
+discoursed on a purely American basis and with that continuity of
+which mention has already been made, while Mrs. Chew engaged
+Sidney Feeder on topics equally local.&nbsp; Lady Barb liked
+Sidney Feeder; she only hated his name, which was constantly in
+her ears during the half-hour the ladies sat with her, Mrs. Chew
+having, like so many persons in New York, the habit, which
+greatly annoyed her, of re-apostrophising and re-designating
+every one present.</p>
+<p>Lady Barb&rsquo;s relations with Mrs. Vanderdecken consisted
+mainly in wondering, while she talked, what she wanted of her,
+and in looking, with her sculptured eyes, at her visitor&rsquo;s
+clothes, in which there was always much to examine.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Oh Doctor Feeder!&rdquo; &ldquo;Now Doctor Feeder!&rdquo;
+&ldquo;Well Doctor Feeder&rdquo;&mdash;these exclamations, on
+Mrs. Chew&rsquo;s lips, were an undertone in Lady Barb&rsquo;s
+consciousness.&nbsp; When we say she liked her husband&rsquo;s
+confr&egrave;re, as he never failed to describe himself, we
+understand that she smiled on his appearance and gave him her
+hand, and asked him if he would have tea.&nbsp; There was nothing
+nasty, as they so analytically said in London, about Lady Barb,
+and she would have been incapable of inflicting a deliberate snub
+on a man who had the air of standing up so squarely to any
+purpose he might have in hand.&nbsp; But she had nothing of her
+<a name="page115"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 115</span>own at
+all to say to Sidney Feeder.&nbsp; He apparently had the art of
+making her shy, more shy than usual&mdash;since she was always a
+little so; she discouraged him, discouraged him completely and
+reduced him to naught.&nbsp; He wasn&rsquo;t a man who wanted
+drawing out, there was nothing of that in him, he was remarkably
+copious; but she seemed unable to follow him in any direction and
+half the time evidently didn&rsquo;t know what he was
+saying.&nbsp; He tried to adapt his conversation to her needs;
+but when he spoke of the world, of what was going on in society,
+she was more at sea even than when he spoke of hospitals and
+laboratories and the health of the city and the progress of
+science.&nbsp; She appeared indeed after her first smile when he
+came in, which was always charming, scarcely to see
+him&mdash;looking past him and above him and below him,
+everywhere but at him, till he rose to go again, when she gave
+him another smile, as expressive of pleasure and of casual
+acquaintance as that with which she had greeted his entry: it
+seemed to imply that they had been having delightful
+communion.&nbsp; He wondered what the deuce Jackson Lemon could
+find interesting in such a woman, and he believed his perverse,
+though gifted, colleague not destined to feel her in the long run
+enrich or illuminate his life.&nbsp; He pitied Jackson, he saw
+that Lady Barb, in New York, would neither assimilate nor be
+assimilated; and yet he was afraid, for very compassion, to
+betray to the poor man how the queer step he had taken&mdash;now
+so dreadfully irrevocable&mdash;might be going to strike most
+others.&nbsp; Sidney Feeder was a man of a strenuous conscience,
+who did loyal duty overmuch and from the very fear he
+mightn&rsquo;t do it enough.&nbsp; In order not to appear to he
+called upon Lady Barb heroically, in spite of pressing
+engagements and week after week, enjoying his virtue himself as
+little as he made it fruitful for his hostess, who <a
+name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 116</span>wondered at
+last what she had done to deserve this extremity of
+appreciation.</p>
+<p>She spoke of it to her husband, who wondered also what poor
+Sidney had in his head and yet naturally shrank from damping too
+brutally his zeal.&nbsp; Between the latter&rsquo;s wish not to
+let Jackson see his marriage had made a difference and
+Jackson&rsquo;s hesitation to reveal to him that his standard of
+friendship was too high, Lady Barb passed a good many of those
+numerous hours during which she asked herself if they were the
+&ldquo;sort of thing&rdquo; she had come to America for.&nbsp;
+Very little had ever passed between her and her husband on the
+subject of the most regular of her bores, a clear instinct
+warning her that if they were ever to have scenes she must choose
+the occasion well, and this odd person not being an
+occasion.&nbsp; Jackson had tacitly admitted that his
+&ldquo;confr&egrave;re&rdquo; was anything she chose to think
+him; he was not a man to be guilty in a discussion of the
+disloyalty of damning a real friend with praise that was
+faint.&nbsp; If Lady Agatha had been less of an absentee from her
+sister&rsquo;s fireside, meanwhile, Doctor Feeder would have been
+better entertained; for the younger of the English pair prided
+herself, after several months of New York, on understanding
+everything that was said, on interpreting every sound, no matter
+from what lips the monstrous mystery fell.&nbsp; But Lady Agatha
+was never at home; she had learned to describe herself perfectly
+by the time she wrote her mother that she was always on the
+go.&nbsp; None of the innumerable victims of old-world tyranny
+welcomed to the land of freedom had yet offered more lavish
+incense to that goddess than this emancipated London
+debutante.&nbsp; She had enrolled herself in an amiable band
+known by the humorous name of &ldquo;the Tearers&rdquo;&mdash;a
+dozen young ladies of agreeable appearance, high spirits and good
+wind, whose most general characteristic <a
+name="page117"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 117</span>was that,
+when wanted, they were to be sought anywhere in the world but
+under the roof supposed to shelter them.&nbsp; They browsed far
+from the fold; and when Sidney Feeder, as sometimes happened, met
+Lady Agatha at other houses, she was in the hands of the
+irrepressible Longstraw.&nbsp; She had come back to her sister,
+but Mr. Longstraw had followed her to the door.&nbsp; As to
+passing it, he had received direct discouragement from her
+brother-in-law; but he could at least hang about and wait for
+her.&nbsp; It may be confided to the reader at the risk of
+discounting the effect of the only passage in this very level
+narrative formed to startle that he never had to wait very
+long.</p>
+<p>When Jackson Lemon came in his wife&rsquo;s visitors were on
+the point of leaving her; and he didn&rsquo;t even ask his
+colleague to remain, for he had something particular to say to
+Lady Barb.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t put to you half the questions I
+wanted&mdash;I&rsquo;ve been talking so much to Doctor
+Feeder,&rdquo; the dressy Mrs. Chew said, holding the hand of her
+hostess in one of her own and toying at one of Lady Barb&rsquo;s
+ribbons with the other.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ve anything to tell you; I
+think I&rsquo;ve told people everything,&rdquo; Lady Barb
+answered rather wearily.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You haven&rsquo;t told <i>me</i> much!&rdquo; Mrs.
+Vanderdecken richly radiated.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What could one tell you?&nbsp; You know
+everything,&rdquo; Jackson impatiently laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah no&mdash;there are some things that are great
+mysteries for me!&rdquo; this visitor promptly pronounced.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I hope you&rsquo;re coming to me on the
+seventeenth,&rdquo; she added to Lady Barb.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the seventeenth?&nbsp; I believe we go
+somewhere.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do go to Mrs. Vanderdecken&rsquo;s,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Chew; &ldquo;you&rsquo;ll see the cream of the cream.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page118"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+118</span>&ldquo;Oh gracious!&rdquo; Mrs. Vanderdecken vaguely
+cried.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t care; she will, won&rsquo;t she,
+Doctor Feeder?&mdash;the very pick of American
+society.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mrs. Chew stuck to her point.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I&rsquo;ve no doubt Lady Barb will have a good
+time,&rdquo; said Sidney Feeder.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid
+you miss the bran,&rdquo; he went on with irrelevant jocosity to
+Jackson&rsquo;s bride.&nbsp; He always tried the jocose when
+other elements had failed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The bran?&rdquo;&nbsp; Jackson&rsquo;s bride
+couldn&rsquo;t think.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where you used to ride&mdash;in the Park.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear fellow, you speak as if we had met at the
+circus,&rdquo; her husband interposed.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+haven&rsquo;t married a mountebank!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, they put some stuff on the road,&rdquo; Sidney
+Feeder explained, not holding much to his joke.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You must miss a great many things,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Chew tenderly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see what,&rdquo; Mrs. Vanderdecken
+tinkled, &ldquo;except the fogs and the Queen.&nbsp; New
+York&rsquo;s getting more and more like London.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+a pity&mdash;you ought to have known us thirty years
+ago.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>You&rsquo;re</i> the queen here,&rdquo; said Jackson
+Lemon, &ldquo;but I don&rsquo;t know what you know about thirty
+years ago.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you think she doesn&rsquo;t go back?&mdash;she goes
+back to the last century!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Chew.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay I should have liked that,&rdquo; said Lady
+Barb; &ldquo;but I can&rsquo;t imagine.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she
+looked at her husband&mdash;a look she often had&mdash;as if she
+vaguely wished him to do something.</p>
+<p>He was not called upon, however, to take any violent steps,
+for Mrs. Chew presently said, &ldquo;Well, Lady Barb,
+good-bye&rdquo;; Mrs. Vanderdecken glared genially and as for
+excess of meaning at her hostess and addressed a farewell,
+accompanied very audibly <a name="page119"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 119</span>with his title, to her host; and
+Sidney Feeder made a joke about stepping on the trains of the
+ladies&rsquo; dresses as he accompanied them to the door.&nbsp;
+Mrs. Chew had always a great deal to say at the last; she talked
+till she was in the street and then she addressed that
+prospect.&nbsp; But at the end of five minutes Jackson Lemon was
+alone with his wife, to whom he then announced a piece of
+news.&nbsp; He prefaced it, however, by an inquiry as he came
+back from the hall.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where&rsquo;s Agatha, my dear?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t the least idea.&nbsp; In the streets
+somewhere, I suppose.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think you ought to know a little more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How can I know about things here?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+given her up.&nbsp; I can do nothing with her.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t care what she does.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She ought to go back to England,&rdquo; Jackson said
+after a pause.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She ought never to have come.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was not my proposal, God knows!&rdquo; he sharply
+returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mamma could never know what it really is,&rdquo; his
+wife more quietly noted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, it hasn&rsquo;t been as yet what your mother
+supposed!&nbsp; The man Longstraw wants to marry her and has made
+a formal proposal.&nbsp; I met him half an hour ago in Madison
+Avenue, and he asked me to come with him into the Columbia
+Club.&nbsp; There, in the billiard-room, which to-day is empty,
+he opened himself&mdash;thinking evidently that in laying the
+matter before me he was behaving with extraordinary
+propriety.&nbsp; He tells me he&rsquo;s dying of love and that
+she&rsquo;s perfectly willing to go and live in
+Arizona.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So she is,&rdquo; said Lady Barb.&nbsp; &ldquo;And what
+did you tell him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I told him I was convinced it would never do <a
+name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 120</span>and that at
+any rate I could have nothing to say to it.&nbsp; I told him
+explicitly in short what I had told him virtually before.&nbsp; I
+said we should send Aggie straight back to England, and that if
+they had the courage they must themselves broach the question
+over there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When shall you send her back?&rdquo; asked Lady
+Barb.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Immediately&mdash;by the very first steamer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Alone, like an American girl?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be rough, Barb,&rdquo; Jackson
+replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;I shall easily find some people&mdash;lots
+of them are sailing now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I must take her myself,&rdquo; Lady Barb observed in a
+moment.&nbsp; &ldquo;I brought her out&mdash;so I must restore
+her to my mother&rsquo;s hands.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had expected this and believed he was prepared for it, but
+when it came he found his preparation not complete.&nbsp; He had
+no answer to make&mdash;none at least that seemed to him to go to
+the point.&nbsp; During these last weeks it had come over him
+with a quiet irresistible unmerciful force that Mrs. Dexter Freer
+had been right in saying to him that Sunday afternoon in Jermyn
+Street, the summer before, that he would find it wasn&rsquo;t so
+simple to be an American.&nbsp; Such a character was complicated
+in just the measure that she had foretold by the difficulty of
+domesticating any wife at all liberally chosen.&nbsp; The
+difficulty wasn&rsquo;t dissipated by his having taken a high
+tone about it; it pinched him from morning till night, it hurt
+him like a misfitting shoe.&nbsp; His high tone had given him
+courage when he took the great step; but he began to perceive
+that the highest tone in the world couldn&rsquo;t change the
+nature of things.&nbsp; His ears tingled as he inwardly noted
+that if the Dexter Freers, whom he had thought alike abject in
+their hopes and their fears, had been by ill luck spending the
+winter in <a name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+121</span>New York, they would have found his predicament as good
+fun as they could wish.&nbsp; Drop by drop the conviction had
+entered his mind&mdash;the first drop had come in the form of a
+word from Lady Agatha&mdash;that if his wife should return to
+England she would never again later recross the Atlantic.&nbsp;
+That word from the competent source had been the touch from the
+outside at which often a man&rsquo;s fear crystallises.&nbsp;
+What she would do, how she would resist&mdash;this he
+wasn&rsquo;t yet prepared to tell himself; but he felt every time
+he looked at her that the beautiful woman he had adored was
+filled with a dumb insuperable ineradicable purpose.&nbsp; He
+knew that if she should plant herself firm no power on earth
+would move her; and her blooming antique beauty and the general
+loftiness of her breeding came fast to seem to him but the
+magnificent expression of a dense patient ponderous power to
+resist.&nbsp; She wasn&rsquo;t light, she wasn&rsquo;t supple,
+and after six months of marriage he had made up his mind that she
+wasn&rsquo;t intelligent&mdash;in spite of all which she would
+elude him.&nbsp; She had married him, she had come into his
+fortune and his consideration&mdash;for who was she after all? he
+was on occasion so angry as to ask himself, remembering that in
+England Lady Claras and Lady Florences were as thick as
+blackberries&mdash;but she would have nothing to do, if she could
+help it, with his country.&nbsp; She had gone in to dinner first
+in every house in the place, but this hadn&rsquo;t satisfied
+her.&nbsp; It <i>had</i> been simple to be an American in the
+good and easy sense that no one else in New York had made any
+difficulties; the difficulties had sprung from the very, the
+consummate, make of her, which were after all what he had married
+her for, thinking they would be a fine temperamental heritage for
+his brood.&nbsp; So they would, doubtless, in the coming years
+and after the brood should have appeared; but meanwhile they
+interfered with the <a name="page122"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 122</span>best heritage of all&mdash;the
+nationality of his possible children.&nbsp; She would do indeed
+nothing violent; he was tolerably certain of that.&nbsp; She
+wouldn&rsquo;t return to England without his consent; only when
+she should return it would be once for all.&nbsp; His one
+possible line, then, was not to take her back&mdash;a position
+replete with difficulties, since he had in a manner given his
+word; she herself giving none at all beyond the formal promise
+murmured at the altar.&nbsp; She had been general, but he had
+been specific; the settlements he had made were a part of
+that.&nbsp; His difficulties were such as he couldn&rsquo;t
+directly face.&nbsp; He must tack in approaching so uncertain a
+coast.&nbsp; He said to his wife presently that it would be very
+inconvenient for him to leave New York at that moment: she must
+remember their plans had been laid for a later move.&nbsp; He
+couldn&rsquo;t think of letting her make the voyage without him,
+and on the other hand they must pack her sister off without
+delay.&nbsp; He would therefore make instant inquiry for a
+chaperon, and he relieved his irritation by cursing the name and
+every other attribute of Herman Longstraw.</p>
+<p>Lady Barb didn&rsquo;t trouble herself to denounce this
+gentleman; her manner was that of having for a long time expected
+the worst.&nbsp; She simply remarked after having listened to her
+husband for some minutes in silence: &ldquo;I&rsquo;d quite as
+lief she should marry Doctor Feeder!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The day after this he closeted himself for an hour with his
+sister-in-law, taking great pains to set forth to her the reasons
+why she shouldn&rsquo;t marry her Californian.&nbsp; Jackson was
+kind, he was affectionate; he kissed her and put his arm round
+her waist, he reminded her that he and she were the best of
+friends and that she had always been awfully nice to him:
+therefore he counted on her.&nbsp; She&rsquo;d break her
+mother&rsquo;s heart, she&rsquo;d deserve her father&rsquo;s
+curse, and <a name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+123</span>she&rsquo;d get him, Jackson, into a pickle from which
+no human power might ever disembroil him.&nbsp; Lady Agatha
+listened and cried, she returned his kiss very affectionately and
+admitted that her father and mother would never consent to such a
+marriage; and when he told her that he had made arrangements that
+she should sail for Liverpool, with some charming people, the
+next day but one, she embraced him again and assured him she
+could never thank him enough for all the trouble he had taken
+about her.&nbsp; He flattered himself he had convinced and in
+some degree comforted her, and he reflected with complacency that
+even should his wife take it into her head Barb would never get
+ready to embark for her native land between a Monday and a
+Wednesday.&nbsp; The next morning Lady Agatha failed to appear at
+breakfast, though as she usually rose very late her absence
+excited no immediate alarm.&nbsp; She hadn&rsquo;t rung her bell
+and was supposed still to be sleeping.&nbsp; But she had never
+yet slept later than mid-day; and as this hour approached her
+sister went to her room.&nbsp; Lady Barb then discovered that she
+had left the house at seven o&rsquo;clock in the morning and had
+gone to meet Mr. Longstraw at a neighbouring corner.&nbsp; A
+little note on the table explained it very succinctly, and put
+beyond the power of the Jackson Lemons to doubt that by the time
+this news reached them their wayward sister had been united to
+the man of her preference as closely as the laws of the State of
+New York could bind her.&nbsp; Her little note set forth that as
+she knew she should never be permitted to marry him she had
+resolved to marry him without permission, and that directly after
+the ceremony, which would be of the simplest kind, they were to
+take a train for the Far West.</p>
+<p>Our record is concerned only with the remote consequences of
+this affair, which made of course a <a name="page124"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 124</span>great deal of trouble for poor
+Jackson.&nbsp; He pursued the fugitives to remote rocky
+fastnesses and finally overtook them in California; but he
+hadn&rsquo;t the boldness to propose to them to separate, for he
+promptly made out that Herman Longstraw was at least as well
+married as himself.&nbsp; Lady Agatha was already popular in the
+new States, where the history of her elopement, emblazoned in
+enormous capitals, was circulated in a thousand newspapers.&nbsp;
+This question of the newspapers had been for our troubled friend
+one of the most definite results of his sister-in-law&rsquo;s
+<i>coup de t&ecirc;te</i>.&nbsp; His first thought had been of
+the public prints and his first exclamation a prayer that they
+shouldn&rsquo;t get hold of the story.&nbsp; They had, however,
+got hold of it with a myriad wildly-waved hands and were
+scattering it broadcast over the world.&nbsp; Lady Barb never
+caught them in the act&mdash;she succeeded perfectly in not
+seeing what she needn&rsquo;t; but an affectionate friend of the
+family, travelling at that time in the United States, made a
+parcel of some of the leading journals, and sent them to Lord
+Canterville.&nbsp; This missive elicited from her ladyship a
+letter, addressed to her son-in-law, which shook the young
+man&rsquo;s position to the base.&nbsp; The phials of a rank
+vulgarity had been opened on the house of Canterville, and the
+noble matron demanded that in compensation for the affronts and
+injuries heaped upon her family, and bereaved and dishonoured as
+she was, she should at least be allowed to look on the face of
+her second daughter.&nbsp; &ldquo;I suppose you&rsquo;ll not, for
+very pity, be deaf to such a prayer as that,&rdquo; said Lady
+Barb; and though loth to record a second act of weakness on the
+part of a man with pretensions to be strong, I may not disguise
+the fact that poor Jackson, who blushed dreadfully over the
+newspapers and felt afresh as he read them the force of Mrs.
+Freer&rsquo;s terrible axiom, poor Jackson paid a <a
+name="page125"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 125</span>visit to
+the office of the Cunarders.&nbsp; He said to himself later on
+that it was the newspapers that had done it; he couldn&rsquo;t
+decently appear to be on their side: they made it so hard to deny
+that the country was impossible at a time when one was in need of
+all one&rsquo;s arguments.&nbsp; Lady Barb, before sailing,
+definitely refused to mention any week or month as the date of
+their prearranged return to New York.&nbsp; Very many weeks and
+months have elapsed since then, and she gives no sign of coming
+back.&nbsp; She will never fix a date.&nbsp; She is much missed
+by Mrs. Vanderdecken, who still alludes to her&mdash;still says
+the line of the shoulders was superb; putting the statement
+pensively in the past tense.&nbsp; Lady Beauchemin and Lady
+Marmaduke are much disconcerted; the international project has
+not, in their view, received an impetus.</p>
+<p>Jackson Lemon has a house in London and he rides in the Park
+with his wife, who is as beautiful as the day and who a year ago
+presented him with a little girl exhibiting features that he
+already scans for the look of race&mdash;whether in hope or in
+fear to-day is more than my muse has revealed.&nbsp; He has
+occasional scenes with Lady Barb during which the look of race is
+very clear in her own countenance; but they never terminate in a
+visit to the Cunarders.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s exceedingly restless and
+is constantly crossing to the Continent; but he returns with a
+certain abruptness, for he hates meeting the Dexter Freers, who
+seem to pervade the more comfortable parts of Europe.&nbsp; He
+dodges them in every town.&nbsp; Sidney Feeder feels very badly
+about him; it&rsquo;s months since Jackson has sent him any
+&ldquo;results.&rdquo;&nbsp; The excellent fellow goes very
+often, in a consolatory spirit, to see Mrs. Lemon, but has not
+yet been able to answer her standing question&mdash;&ldquo;Why
+that girl more than another?&rdquo;&nbsp; Lady Agatha Longstraw
+and her husband arrived a <a name="page126"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 126</span>year ago in England, and Mr.
+Longstraw&rsquo;s personality had immense success during the last
+London season.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not exactly known what they live
+on, though perfectly known that he&rsquo;s looking for something
+to do.&nbsp; Meanwhile it&rsquo;s as good as known that their
+really quite responsible brother-in-law supports them.</p>
+<h2><a name="page127"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 127</span>THE
+SIEGE OF LONDON</h2>
+<h3><a name="page129"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+129</span>I</h3>
+<p>That solemn piece of upholstery the curtain of the
+Com&eacute;die Fran&ccedil;aise had fallen upon the first act of
+the piece, and our two Americans had taken advantage of the
+interval to pass out of the huge hot theatre in company with the
+other occupants of the stalls.&nbsp; But they were among the
+first to return, and they beguiled the rest of the intermission
+with looking at the house, which had lately been cleansed of its
+historic cobwebs and ornamented with frescoes illustrative of the
+classic drama.&nbsp; In the month of September the audience at
+the Th&eacute;&acirc;tre Fran&ccedil;ais is comparatively thin,
+and on this occasion the
+drama&mdash;<i>L&rsquo;Aventuri&egrave;re</i> of Emile
+Augier&mdash;had no pretensions to novelty.&nbsp; Many of the
+boxes were empty, others were occupied by persons of provincial
+or nomadic appearance.&nbsp; The boxes are far from the stage,
+near which our spectators were placed; but even at a distance
+Rupert Waterville was able to appreciate details.&nbsp; He was
+fond of appreciating details, and when he went to the theatre he
+looked about him a good deal, making use of a dainty but
+remarkably powerful glass.&nbsp; He knew that such a course was
+wanting in true distinction and that it was indelicate to level
+at a lady an instrument often only less injurious in effect than
+a double-barrelled pistol; but he was always very curious, and
+was sure, in any case, that at that moment, at that antiquated
+play&mdash;so he was pleased to qualify the masterpiece of a <a
+name="page130"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+130</span>contemporary&mdash;he shouldn&rsquo;t be observed by
+any one he knew.&nbsp; Standing up therefore with his back to the
+stage he made the circuit of the boxes while several other
+persons near him performed the operation with even greater
+coolness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not a single pretty woman,&rdquo; he remarked at last
+to his friend; an observation which Littlemore, sitting in his
+place and staring with a bored expression at the new-looking
+curtain, received in perfect silence.&nbsp; He rarely indulged in
+these optical excursions; he had been a great deal in Paris and
+had ceased to vibrate more than a few times a day; he believed
+the French capital could have no more surprises for him, though
+it had had a good many in former days.&nbsp; Waterville was still
+in the stage of surprise; he suddenly expressed this
+emotion.&nbsp; &ldquo;By Jove, I beg your pardon, I beg
+<i>her</i> pardon!&nbsp; There <i>is</i> after all a woman who
+may be called&rdquo;&mdash;he paused a little, inspecting
+her&mdash;&ldquo;an approach to a beauty!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How near an approach?&rdquo; Littlemore responded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;An unusual kind&mdash;an indescribable
+kind.&rdquo;&nbsp; Littlemore was not heeding his answer, but
+presently heard himself appealed to.&nbsp; &ldquo;I say, I wish
+very much you&rsquo;d do me a favour.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I did you a favour in coming here,&rdquo; said
+Littlemore.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s insufferably hot, and the
+play&rsquo;s like a dinner that has been dressed by the
+kitchen-maid.&nbsp; The actors are all
+<i>doublures</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s simply to answer me this: is <i>she</i>
+respectable now?&rdquo; Waterville demanded, inattentive to his
+friend&rsquo;s epigram.</p>
+<p>Littlemore gave a groan, without turning his head.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;re always wanting to know if they&rsquo;re
+respectable.&nbsp; What on earth can it matter?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve made such mistakes&mdash;I&rsquo;ve lost all
+confidence,&rdquo; said poor Waterville, to whom European
+civilisation had not ceased to be a novelty and who <a
+name="page131"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 131</span>during the
+last six months had found himself confronted with problems for
+which his training had little prepared him.&nbsp; Whenever he
+encountered a very nice-looking woman he was sure to discover
+that she belonged to the class represented by the heroine of M.
+Augier&rsquo;s drama; and whenever his attention rested upon a
+person of a florid style of attraction there was the strongest
+probability that she would turn out a countess.&nbsp; The
+countesses often looked so unnaturally cheap and the others
+unnaturally expensive.&nbsp; Littlemore distinguished at a
+glance; he never made mistakes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Simply for looking at them it doesn&rsquo;t matter, I
+suppose,&rdquo; Waterville ingenuously sighed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You stare at them all alike,&rdquo; Littlemore went on,
+still without moving; &ldquo;except indeed when I tell you they
+<i>aren&rsquo;t</i> decent&mdash;then your eyes, my dear man,
+grow as large as saucers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If your judgement&rsquo;s against this lady I promise
+never to look at her again.&nbsp; I mean the one in the third box
+from the passage, in white, with the red flowers,&rdquo; the
+younger man said as Littlemore slowly rose and stood beside
+him.&nbsp; &ldquo;The fellow with her is leaning forward.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s he who makes me doubt.&nbsp; Will you have the
+glass?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore looked about him without concentration.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;No, thank you, I can see without staring.&nbsp; The young
+man&rsquo;s a very good young man,&rdquo; he presently
+reported.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very indeed, but he&rsquo;s several years younger than
+she.&nbsp; Wait till she turns her head.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She turned it very soon&mdash;she apparently had been speaking
+to the <i>ouvreuse</i>, at the door of the box&mdash;and
+presented her face to the public; a fair harmonious face, with
+smiling eyes, smiling lips, a low brow ornamented with delicate
+rings of black hair and ears marked by the sparkle of diamonds
+sufficiently large <a name="page132"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+132</span>to be seen across the Th&eacute;&acirc;tre
+Fran&ccedil;ais.&nbsp; Littlemore looked at her, then started and
+held out his hand.&nbsp; &ldquo;The glass, please!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you know her?&rdquo; his friend asked as he directed
+the little instrument.</p>
+<p>He made no answer; he only looked in silence; then he gave the
+glass back.&nbsp; &ldquo;No, she&rsquo;s not
+respectable.&rdquo;&nbsp; And he dropped again into his
+seat.&nbsp; As Waterville remained standing he added:
+&ldquo;Please sit down; I think she saw me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you want her to see you?&rdquo; pursued the
+interrogator, promptly complying.</p>
+<p>Littlemore hesitated.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to spoil
+her game.&rdquo;&nbsp; By this time the <i>entr&rsquo;acte</i>
+was at an end and the curtain going up.</p>
+<p>It had been Waterville&rsquo;s idea that they should go to the
+theatre.&nbsp; Littlemore, who was always for not going anywhere,
+had recommended that, the evening being lovely, they should
+simply sit and smoke at the door of the Grand Caf&eacute; in
+comparatively pensive isolation.&nbsp; Nevertheless Waterville
+enjoyed the second act even less than he had done the first,
+which he thought heavy.&nbsp; He began to wonder whether his
+companion would wish to stay to the end; a useless line of
+speculation, for now that he had got to the theatre
+Littlemore&rsquo;s aversion to change would certainly keep him
+from moving.&nbsp; Waterville also wondered what he knew about
+the lady in the box.&nbsp; Once or twice he glanced at his
+friend, and then was sure the latter wasn&rsquo;t following the
+play.&nbsp; He was thinking of something else; he was thinking of
+that woman.&nbsp; When the curtain fell again he sat in his
+place, making way for his neighbours, as usual, to edge past him,
+grinding his knees&mdash;his legs were long&mdash;with their own
+protuberances.&nbsp; When the two men were alone in the stalls he
+spoke.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think I should like to see her again, after
+all.&rdquo;&nbsp; He spoke in fact as if <a
+name="page133"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 133</span>Waterville
+might have known all about her.&nbsp; Waterville was conscious of
+not doing so, but as there was evidently a good deal to know he
+recognised he should lose nothing by exerting some art.&nbsp; So
+for the moment he asked no question; he only said: &ldquo;Well,
+here&rsquo;s the glass.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore gave him a glance of good-natured compassion.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t mean I want to keep letting <i>that</i> off
+at her.&nbsp; I mean I should rather like to see her as I used
+to.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And how did you use to?&rdquo; asked Waterville with no
+art now.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the back piazza at San Pablo.&rdquo;&nbsp; And as
+his comrade, in receipt of this information, only stared he went
+on: &ldquo;Come out where we can breathe and I&rsquo;ll tell you
+more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They made their way to the low and narrow door, more worthy of
+a rabbit-hutch than of a great theatre, by which you pass from
+the stalls of the Com&eacute;die to the lobby, and as Littlemore
+went by first his ingenuous friend behind him could see that he
+glanced up at the box in the occupants of which they were
+interested.&nbsp; The more interesting of these had her back to
+the house; she was apparently just leaving the box, after her
+companion; but as she hadn&rsquo;t put on her mantle it was
+evident they weren&rsquo;t quitting the theatre.&nbsp;
+Littlemore&rsquo;s pursuit of fresh air didn&rsquo;t lead him to
+the street; he had passed his arm into Waterville&rsquo;s and
+when they reached the fine frigid staircase that ascends to the
+public foyer he began silently to mount it.&nbsp; Littlemore was
+averse to active pleasures, but his friend reflected that now at
+least he had launched himself&mdash;he was going to look for the
+lady whom, with a monosyllable, he appeared to have
+classified.&nbsp; The young man resigned himself for the moment
+to asking no questions, and the two strolled together into the
+shining saloon where Houdon&rsquo;s admirable statue of <a
+name="page134"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 134</span>Voltaire,
+reflected in a dozen mirrors, is gaped at by visitors too
+obviously less acute than the genius expressed in those living
+features.&nbsp; Waterville knew that Voltaire was witty; he had
+read <i>Candide</i> and had already had several opportunities of
+appreciating the statue.&nbsp; The foyer was not crowded; only a
+dozen groups were scattered over the polished floor, several
+others having passed out to the balcony which overhangs the
+square of the Palais Royal.&nbsp; The windows were open, the
+myriad lights of Paris made the dull summer evening look like an
+anniversary or a revolution; a murmur of voices seemed to come
+up, and even in the foyer one heard the slow click of the horses
+and the rumble of the crookedly-driven fiacres on the hard smooth
+street-surface.&nbsp; A lady and a gentleman, their backs to our
+friends, stood before the image of the <i>genius loci</i>; the
+lady was dressed in white, including a white bonnet.&nbsp;
+Littlemore felt in the scene, as so many persons feel it just
+there, something of the finest essence of France, and he gave a
+significant laugh.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems comical to see her here!&nbsp; The last time
+was in New Mexico.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In New Mexico?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At San Pablo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh on the back piazza,&rdquo; said Waterville, putting
+things together.&nbsp; He had not been aware of the position of
+San Pablo, for if on the occasion of his lately being appointed
+to a subordinate diplomatic post in London he had been paying a
+good deal of attention to European geography he had rather
+neglected that of his own country.</p>
+<p>They hadn&rsquo;t spoken loud and weren&rsquo;t standing near
+her, but suddenly, as if she had heard them, the lady in white
+turned round.&nbsp; Her eye caught Waterville&rsquo;s first, and
+in that glance he saw that if she was aware of something it
+wasn&rsquo;t because they had <a name="page135"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 135</span>exceeded but because she had
+extraordinary quickness of ear.&nbsp; There was no prompt
+recognition in it&mdash;none even when it rested lightly on
+George Littlemore.&nbsp; But recognition flashed out a moment
+later, accompanied with a delicate increase of colour and a quick
+extension of her settled smile.&nbsp; She had turned completely
+round; she stood there in sudden friendliness, with parted lips;
+with a hand, gloved to the elbow, almost imperiously
+offered.&nbsp; She was even prettier than at a distance.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, I declare!&rdquo; she cried; so loud that every one
+in the room appeared to feel personally addressed.&nbsp;
+Waterville was surprised; he hadn&rsquo;t been prepared, even
+after the mention of the back piazza, to find her of so
+unmistakable race.&nbsp; Her companion turned round as she spoke;
+he was a fresh lean young man in evening dress; he kept his hands
+in his pockets; Waterville was sure he was of race quite
+other.&nbsp; He looked very grave&mdash;for such a fair festive
+young man&mdash;and gave our two friends, though his height was
+not superior to theirs, a narrow vertical glance.&nbsp; Then he
+turned back to the statue of Voltaire as if it had been among his
+premonitions, after all, that the lady he was attending would
+recognise people he didn&rsquo;t know and didn&rsquo;t even
+perhaps care to know.&nbsp; This possibly confirmed slightly
+Littlemore&rsquo;s assertion that she wasn&rsquo;t
+respectable.&nbsp; The young man was that at least; consummately
+so.&nbsp; &ldquo;Where in the world did you drop from?&rdquo; the
+lady inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been here for some time,&rdquo; Littlemore
+said, going forward rather deliberately to shake hands with
+her.&nbsp; He took it alertly, yet was more serious than she,
+keeping his eye on her own as if she had been just a trifle
+dangerous.&nbsp; Such was the manner in which a duly discreet
+person would have approached some glossy graceful animal which
+had an occasional trick of biting.</p>
+<p><a name="page136"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+136</span>&ldquo;Here in Paris, do you mean?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; here and there&mdash;in Europe
+generally.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it&rsquo;s queer I haven&rsquo;t met
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Better late than never!&rdquo; said Littlemore.&nbsp;
+His smile was a little fixed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you look very natural,&rdquo; the lady went
+on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So do you&mdash;or very charming&mdash;it&rsquo;s the
+same thing,&rdquo; he answered, laughing and evidently wishing to
+be easy.&nbsp; It was as if, face to face and after a
+considerable lapse of time, he had found her more imposing than
+he expected when, in the stalls below, he determined to come and
+meet her.&nbsp; As he spoke the young man who was with her gave
+up his inspection of Voltaire and faced about listlessly, without
+looking at his companion&rsquo;s acquaintances.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I want to introduce you to my friend,&rdquo; she went
+on.&nbsp; &ldquo;Sir Arthur Demesne&mdash;Mr. Littlemore.&nbsp;
+Mr. Littlemore&mdash;Sir Arthur Demesne.&nbsp; Sir Arthur
+Demesne&rsquo;s an Englishman&mdash;Mr. Littlemore&rsquo;s a
+countryman of mine, an old friend.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t seen him
+for years.&nbsp; For how long?&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t let&rsquo;s
+count&mdash;I wonder you knew me,&rdquo; she continued,
+addressing this recovered property.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+fearfully changed.&rdquo;&nbsp; All this was said in a clear gay
+tone which was the more audible as she spoke with an odd sociable
+slowness.&nbsp; The two men, to do honour to her introduction,
+silently exchanged a glance; the Englishman perhaps coloured a
+little.&nbsp; He was very conscious of his companion.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t introduced you to many people yet,&rdquo;
+she dropped.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I don&rsquo;t mind,&rdquo; said Sir Arthur
+Demesne.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it&rsquo;s queer to see you!&rdquo; she pursued,
+with her charming eyes still on Littlemore.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve changed, too&mdash;I can see that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not where you&rsquo;re concerned.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what I want to find out.&nbsp; Why
+don&rsquo;t you introduce your friend?&nbsp; I see he&rsquo;s
+dying to know me!&rdquo;&nbsp; And then when he had proceeded
+with this ceremony, <a name="page137"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 137</span>which he reduced to its simplest
+elements, merely glancing at Rupert Waterville and murmuring his
+name, &ldquo;Ah, you don&rsquo;t tell him who <i>I</i> am!&rdquo;
+the lady cried while the young secretary made her a formal
+salutation.&nbsp; &ldquo;I hope you haven&rsquo;t
+forgotten!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore showed her a face intended to express more than
+what he had hitherto permitted himself; if its meaning had been
+put into words these would have been: &ldquo;Ah, but by which
+name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She answered the unspoken question, putting out her hand as
+she had done to Littlemore.&nbsp; &ldquo;Happy to make your
+acquaintance, Mr. Waterville.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m Mrs.
+Headway&mdash;perhaps you&rsquo;ve heard of me.&nbsp; If
+you&rsquo;ve ever been in America you must have heard of
+me.&nbsp; Not so much in New York, but in the Western
+cities.&nbsp; You <i>are</i> an American?&nbsp; Well then
+we&rsquo;re all compatriots&mdash;except Sir Arthur
+Demesne.&nbsp; Let me introduce you to Sir Arthur.&nbsp; Sir
+Arthur Demesne, Mr. Waterville&mdash;Mr. Waterville, Sir Arthur
+Demesne.&nbsp; Sir Arthur Demesne&rsquo;s a member of Parliament:
+don&rsquo;t he look young?&rdquo;&nbsp; She waited for no
+judgement on this appeal, but suddenly made another as she moved
+her bracelets back over long loose gloves.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, Mr.
+Littlemore, what are you thinking of?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He was thinking that he must indeed have forgotten her name,
+for the one she had pronounced awakened no association.&nbsp; But
+he could hardly tell her that.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m thinking of
+San Pablo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The back piazza at my sister&rsquo;s?&nbsp; Oh
+don&rsquo;t; it was too horrid.&nbsp; She has left now.&nbsp; I
+believe every one has left.&rdquo;&nbsp; The member of Parliament
+drew out his watch with the air of a man who could take no part
+in these domestic reminiscences; he appeared to combine a generic
+self-possession with a degree of individual shyness.&nbsp; He
+said something about its being time they should go back to their
+seats, but Mrs. Headway paid no attention to the remark.&nbsp;
+Waterville wished <a name="page138"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+138</span>her to linger and indeed felt almost as free to examine
+her as he had to walk, in a different spirit, round the statue of
+the author of <i>Candide</i>.&nbsp; Her low-growing hair, with
+its fine dense undulations, was of a shade of blackness that has
+now become rare; her complexion had the bloom of a white flower;
+her profile, when she turned her head, was as pure and fine as
+the outline of a cameo.&nbsp; &ldquo;You know this is their first
+theatre,&rdquo; she continued, as if to rise to the
+occasion.&nbsp; &ldquo;And this is Voltaire, the celebrated
+writer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m devoted to the Com&eacute;die
+Fran&ccedil;aise&rdquo;&mdash;Waterville rose as well.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dreadfully bad house; we didn&rsquo;t hear a
+word,&rdquo; said Sir Arthur Demesne.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, yes, the sad far boxes!&rdquo; murmured
+Waterville.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m rather disappointed,&rdquo; Mrs. Headway went
+on.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I want to see what becomes of that
+woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do&ntilde;a Clorinde?&nbsp; Oh I suppose they&rsquo;ll
+shoot her.&nbsp; They generally shoot the women in French
+plays,&rdquo; Littlemore said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will remind me of San Pablo!&rdquo; cried Mrs.
+Headway.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, at San Pablo the women did the shooting.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They don&rsquo;t seem to have killed <i>you</i>!&rdquo;
+she returned archly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, but I&rsquo;m riddled with wounds.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, this is very remarkable&rdquo;&mdash;the lady
+reverted to Houdon&rsquo;s statue.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s
+beautifully modelled.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re perhaps reading M. de Voltaire,&rdquo;
+Littlemore suggested.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; but I&rsquo;ve purchased his works.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re not proper reading for ladies,&rdquo;
+said the young Englishman severely, offering his arm to his
+charge.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you might have told me before I had bought
+them!&rdquo; she exclaimed in exaggerated dismay.</p>
+<p><a name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+139</span>&ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t imagine you&rsquo;d buy a
+hundred and fifty volumes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A hundred and fifty?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve only bought
+two.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps two won&rsquo;t hurt you!&rdquo; Littlemore
+hopefully contributed.</p>
+<p>She darted him a reproachful ray.&nbsp; &ldquo;I know what you
+mean&mdash;that I&rsquo;m too bad already!&nbsp; Well, bad as I
+am you must come and see me.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she threw him the
+name of her hotel as she walked away with her Englishman.&nbsp;
+Waterville looked after the latter with a certain interest; he
+had heard of him in London and had seen his portrait in <i>Vanity
+Fair</i>.</p>
+<p>It was not yet time to go down, in spite of this
+gentleman&rsquo;s saying so, and Littlemore and his friend passed
+out to the balcony of the foyer.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Headway&mdash;Headway?&nbsp; Where the deuce did she get
+that name?&rdquo; Littlemore asked as they looked down into the
+flaring dusk.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;From her husband I suppose,&rdquo; his friend
+suggested.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;From her husband?&nbsp; From which?&nbsp; The last was
+named Beck.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How many has she had?&rdquo; the younger man inquired,
+anxious to hear how it was Mrs. Headway wasn&rsquo;t
+respectable.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t the least idea.&nbsp; But it
+wouldn&rsquo;t be difficult to find out, as I believe
+they&rsquo;re all living.&nbsp; She was Mrs. Beck&mdash;Nancy
+Beck&mdash;when I knew her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nancy Beck!&rdquo; cried Waterville, aghast.&nbsp; He
+was thinking of her delicate profile, like that of a pretty Roman
+empress.&nbsp; There was a great deal to be explained.</p>
+<p>Littlemore explained it in a few words before they returned to
+their places, admitting indeed that he wasn&rsquo;t yet able to
+clear up her present appearance.&nbsp; She was a memory of his
+Western days; he had seen her last some six years before.&nbsp;
+He had known her very <a name="page140"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 140</span>well and in several places; the
+circle of her activity was chiefly the South-west.&nbsp; This
+activity had been during that time of a vague character, except
+in the sense that it was exclusively social.&nbsp; She was
+supposed to have a husband, one Philadelphia Beck, the editor of
+a Democratic newspaper, the <i>Dakota Sentinel</i>; but
+Littlemore had never seen him&mdash;the pair were living
+apart&mdash;and it had been the impression at San Pablo that
+matrimony, for Mr. and Mrs. Beck, was about played out.&nbsp; He
+remembered now to have heard afterwards that she was getting a
+divorce.&nbsp; She got divorces very easily, she was so taking in
+court.&nbsp; She had got one or two before from a man whose name
+he couldn&rsquo;t remember, and there was a legend that even
+these were not the first.&nbsp; She had been enormously
+divorced!&nbsp; When he first met her in California she called
+herself Mrs. Grenville, which he had been given to understand was
+not an appellation acquired by matrimony, but her parental name,
+resumed after the dissolution of an unfortunate union.&nbsp; She
+had had these episodes&mdash;her unions were all
+unfortunate&mdash;and had borne half-a-dozen names.&nbsp; She was
+a charming woman, especially for New Mexico; but she had been
+divorced too often&mdash;it was a tax on one&rsquo;s credulity:
+she must have repudiated more husbands than she had married.</p>
+<p>At San Pablo she was staying with her sister, whose actual
+spouse&mdash;she too had been divorced&mdash;the principal man of
+the place, kept a bank (with the aid of a six-shooter), and who
+had never suffered Nancy to want for a home during her unattached
+periods.&nbsp; Nancy had begun very young; she must be about
+thirty-seven to-day.&nbsp; That was all he meant by her not being
+respectable.&nbsp; Her chronology was rather mixed; her sister at
+least had once told him that there was one winter when she
+didn&rsquo;t know herself who was Nancy&rsquo;s husband.&nbsp;
+She had gone in <a name="page141"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+141</span>mainly for editors&mdash;she esteemed the journalistic
+profession.&nbsp; They must all have been dreadful ruffians, for
+her own amiability was manifest.&nbsp; It was well known that
+whatever she had done she had done in self-defence.&nbsp; In fine
+she had done things&mdash;that was the main point now.&nbsp; She
+had been as pretty as could still be seen, and as good-natured
+and as clever as could likewise be yet measured; she had been
+quite the best company in those parts.&nbsp; She was a genuine
+product of the wild West&mdash;a flower of the Pacific slope;
+ignorant, absurd, crude, but full of pluck and spirit, of natural
+intelligence and of a certain intermittent haphazard felicity of
+impulse.&nbsp; She used to sigh that she only wanted a
+chance&mdash;apparently she had found that now.&nbsp; At one
+time, without her, he didn&rsquo;t see how he could have put up
+with the life.&nbsp; He had started a cattle-ranch, to which San
+Pablo was the nearest town, and he used to ride over to see
+her.&nbsp; Sometimes he stayed there a week; then he went to see
+her every evening.&nbsp; It was infernally hot; they used to sit
+on the back piazza.&nbsp; She was always as attractive and very
+nearly as well-dressed as they had just beheld her.&nbsp; As far
+as appearance went she might have been transplanted at an
+hour&rsquo;s notice from that dusty old settlement to the city by
+the Seine.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some of those barbaric women are wonderful,&rdquo;
+Littlemore said.&nbsp; &ldquo;Like her, they only want a
+chance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He hadn&rsquo;t been in love with her&mdash;there never was
+anything of that sort between them.&nbsp; There might have been
+of course, but as happened there wasn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; Headway
+would have been then the successor of Beck; perhaps there had
+been others between.&nbsp; She was in no sort of
+&ldquo;society&rdquo;; she only had a local reputation
+(&ldquo;the well-known Texan belle,&rdquo; the newspapers called
+her&mdash;the other editors, to whom she wasn&rsquo;t married),
+though indeed in that spacious <a name="page142"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 142</span>civilisation the locality was
+large.&nbsp; She knew nothing of the East and to the best of his
+belief at that period had never seen New York.&nbsp; Various
+things might have happened in those six years, however; no doubt
+she had &ldquo;come up.&rdquo;&nbsp; The West was sending us
+everything (Littlemore spoke as a New Yorker); no doubt it would
+send us at last our brilliant women.&nbsp; The well-known Texan
+belle used to look quite over the head of New York; even in those
+days she thought and talked of Paris, which there was no prospect
+of her knowing: that was the way she had got on in New
+Mexico.&nbsp; She had had her ambition, her presentiments; she
+had known she was meant for better things.&nbsp; Even at San
+Pablo she had prefigured her member of Parliament; every now and
+then a wandering Englishman came within her range.&nbsp; They
+weren&rsquo;t all Sir Arthurs, like her present acquisition, but
+they were usually a change from the editors.&nbsp; What she was
+doing with her present acquisition Littlemore was curious to
+see.&nbsp; She was certainly&mdash;if he had any capacity for
+that state of mind, which was not too apparent&mdash;making the
+gentleman happy.&nbsp; She looked very splendid; Headway had
+probably made a &ldquo;pile,&rdquo; an achievement not to be
+imputed to any of the others.&nbsp; She didn&rsquo;t accept
+money&mdash;he was sure she didn&rsquo;t accept money.&nbsp; With
+all of which, on their way back to their seats, Littlemore, whose
+tone had been humorous, but with that strain of the pensive which
+is inseparable from retrospect, suddenly burst into audible
+laughter.&nbsp; &ldquo;The modelling of statues and the works of
+Voltaire!&rdquo; he broke out, recurring to two or three things
+she had said.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s touching to hear her
+attempt those flights, for in New Mexico she knew nothing about
+modelling.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She didn&rsquo;t strike me as affected,&rdquo;
+Waterville demurred, feeling a vague impulse to view her in
+becoming lights.</p>
+<p><a name="page143"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+143</span>&ldquo;Oh no; she&rsquo;s only&mdash;as she
+says&mdash;fearfully changed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They were in their places before the play went on again, and
+they both gave another glance at Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s box.&nbsp;
+She now was leaning back behind the slow movements of her fan and
+evidently watching Littlemore as if she had waited to see him
+come in.&nbsp; Sir Arthur Demesne sat beside her, rather gloomily
+resting a round pink chin upon a high stiff collar; neither of
+them seemed to speak.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you sure she makes him happy?&rdquo; Waterville
+asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;that&rsquo;s the way those people show
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But does she go about alone with him at that
+rate?&nbsp; Where&rsquo;s her husband?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose she has divorced him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And does she want to marry the Baronet?&rdquo;
+Waterville went on as if his companion was omniscient.</p>
+<p>It amused Littlemore for the moment to appear so.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;He wants to marry <i>her</i>, I guess.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And be divorced like the others?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh no; this time she has got what she wants,&rdquo;
+said Littlemore as the curtain rose.</p>
+<p>He suffered three days to elapse before he called at the
+H&ocirc;tel Meurice, which she had designated, and we may occupy
+this interval in adding a few words to the story we have taken
+from his lips.&nbsp; George Littlemore&rsquo;s residence in the
+Far West had been of the usual tentative sort&mdash;he had gone
+there to replenish a pocket depleted by youthful
+extravagance.&nbsp; His first attempts had failed; the days had
+pretty well passed when a fortune was to be picked up even by a
+young man who might be supposed to have inherited from an
+honourable father, lately removed, some of those fine abilities,
+mainly dedicated to the importation of tea, to which the elder
+Mr. Littlemore was <a name="page144"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+144</span>indebted for the power of leaving his son markedly at
+ease.&nbsp; Littlemore had dissipated his patrimony and was not
+quick to discover his talents, which, restricted chiefly to an
+unlimited faculty for smoking and horse-breaking, appeared to lie
+in the direction of none of the professions called liberal.&nbsp;
+He had been sent to Harvard to have them cultivated, but here
+they had taken such a form that repression had been found more
+necessary than stimulus&mdash;repression embodied in an
+occasional sojourn in one of the lovely villages of the
+Connecticut Valley.&nbsp; Rustication saved him perhaps in the
+sense that it detached him; it undermined his ambitions, which
+had been foolish.&nbsp; At the age of thirty he had mastered none
+of the useful arts, unless we include in the number the great art
+of indifference.&nbsp; But he was roused from too consistent an
+application of it by a stroke of good luck.&nbsp; To oblige a
+luckless friend, even in more pressing need of cash than himself,
+he had purchased for a moderate sum&mdash;the proceeds of a
+successful game of poker&mdash;a share in a silver-mine which the
+disposer of it, with unusual candour, admitted to be destitute of
+metal.&nbsp; Littlemore looked into his mine and recognised the
+truth of the contention, which, however, was demolished some two
+years later by a sudden revival of curiosity on the part of one
+of the other shareholders.&nbsp; This gentleman, convinced that a
+silver-mine without silver is as rare as an effect without a
+cause, discovered the sparkle of the precious element deep down
+in the reasons of things.&nbsp; The discovery was agreeable to
+Littlemore, and was the beginning of a fortune which, through
+several dull years and in many rough places, he had repeatedly
+despaired of, and which a man whose purpose had never been very
+keen, nor his aim very high, didn&rsquo;t perhaps altogether
+deserve.</p>
+<p>It was before he saw himself successful that he <a
+name="page145"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 145</span>had made
+the acquaintance of the lady now established at the H&ocirc;tel
+Meurice.&nbsp; To-day he owned the largest share in his mine,
+which had remained perversely productive and enabled him to buy,
+among other things, in Montana, a cattle-ranch of higher type
+than the dry acres near San Pablo.&nbsp; Ranches and mines
+encourage security, and the consciousness of not having to watch
+the sources of his income too anxiously&mdash;a tax on ideal
+detachment which spoils the idea&mdash;now added itself to his
+usual coolness.&nbsp; It was not that this same coolness
+hadn&rsquo;t been considerably tried.&nbsp; To take only
+one&mdash;the principal&mdash;instance: he had lost his wife
+after only a twelvemonth of marriage, some three years before the
+date at which we meet him.&nbsp; He had been turned thirty-eight
+when he distinguished and wooed and won an ardent girl of
+twenty-three, who, like himself, had consulted all the
+probabilities in expecting a succession of happy years.&nbsp; She
+had left him a small daughter, now entrusted to the care of his
+only sister, the wife of an English squire and mistress of a dull
+park in Hampshire.&nbsp; This lady, Mrs. Dolphin by name, had
+captivated her landowner during a journey in which Mr. Dolphin
+had promised himself to examine the institutions of the United
+States.&nbsp; The institution on which he had reported most
+favourably was the pretty girls of the larger towns, and he had
+returned to New York a year or two later to marry Miss
+Littlemore, who, unlike her brother, had not wasted her
+patrimony.&nbsp; Her sister-in-law, married several years later
+and coming to Europe on this occasion, had died in
+London&mdash;where she had flattered herself the doctors were
+infallible&mdash;a week after the birth of her little girl; and
+poor Littlemore, though relinquishing his child for the moment,
+had lingered on the scene of his deep disconcertment to be within
+call of the Hampshire nursery.&nbsp; He was a presence to <a
+name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 146</span>attract
+admiring attention, especially since his hair and moustache had
+turned to so fine a silver.&nbsp; Tall and clean-limbed, with a
+good figure and a bad carriage, he looked capable but indolent,
+and was exposed to imputations of credit and renown, those
+attaching to John Gilpin, of which he was far from being either
+conscious or desirous.&nbsp; His eye was at once keen and quiet,
+his smile dim and dilatory, but perfectly sincere.&nbsp; His
+principal occupation to-day was doing nothing, and he did it with
+a beautiful consistency.&nbsp; This exercise excited real envy on
+the part of Rupert Waterville, who was ten years younger and who
+had too many ambitions and anxieties&mdash;none of them very
+important, but making collectively a considerable
+incubus&mdash;to be able to wait for inspiration.&nbsp; He
+thought of it as the last social grace, he hoped some day to
+arrive at it; it made a man so independent&mdash;he had his
+resources within his own breast.&nbsp; Littlemore could sit for a
+whole evening without utterance or movement, smoking cigars and
+looking absently at his finger-nails.&nbsp; As every one knew him
+for a good fellow who had made his fortune this free and even
+surface offered by him to contact couldn&rsquo;t be attributed to
+stupidity or moroseness.&nbsp; It seemed to imply a fund of
+reminiscence, an experience of life that had left him hundreds of
+things to think about.&nbsp; Waterville felt that if he himself
+could make a good use of these present years and keep a sharp
+lookout for experience he too at forty-four might have time to
+look at his finger-nails.&nbsp; He cultivated the conceit that
+such contemplations&mdash;not of course in their literal but in
+their symbolic intensity&mdash;were a sign of a man of the
+world.&nbsp; Waterville, reckoning possibly without an ungrateful
+Department of State, also nursed the fond fancy that he had
+embraced the diplomatic career.&nbsp; He was the junior of the
+two secretaries who render the <i>personnel</i> <a
+name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 147</span>of the
+United States Legation in London exceptionally numerous, and was
+at present enjoying his annual leave of absence.&nbsp; It became
+a diplomatist to be inscrutable, and though he had by no means,
+as a whole, taken Littlemore for his model&mdash;there were much
+better ones in the diplomatic body accredited to the Court of
+Saint James&rsquo;s&mdash;he thought the right effect of fine
+ease suggested when of an evening, in Paris, after one had been
+asked what one would like to do, one replied that one would like
+to do nothing, and simply sat for an interminable time in front
+of the Grand Caf&eacute; on the Boulevard de la Madeleine (one
+was very fond of caf&eacute;s) ordering a succession of
+<i>demi-tasses</i>.&nbsp; It was seldom Littlemore cared even to
+go to the theatre, and the visit to the Com&eacute;die
+Fran&ccedil;aise, which we have described, had been undertaken at
+Waterville&rsquo;s instance.&nbsp; He had seen <i>Le
+Demi-Monde</i> a few nights before and had been told that
+<i>L&rsquo;Aventuri&egrave;re</i> would show him a particular
+treatment of the same subject&mdash;the justice to be meted out
+to compromised women who attempt to thrust themselves into
+honourable families.&nbsp; It seemed to him that in both of these
+cases the ladies had deserved their fate, but he wished it might
+have been brought about by a little less lying on the part of the
+representatives of honour.&nbsp; Littlemore and he, without being
+intimate, were very good friends and spent much of their time
+together.&nbsp; As it turned out Littlemore was grateful for the
+chance that had led him to a view of this new incarnation of
+Nancy Beck.</p>
+<h3><a name="page148"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+148</span>II</h3>
+<p>His delay in going to see her was nevertheless calculated;
+there were more reasons for it than we need at once go
+into.&nbsp; When he did go, however, Mrs. Headway was at home and
+he was scarce surprised to find Sir Arthur Demesne in her
+sitting-room.&nbsp; There was something in the air that spoke of
+the already ample stretch of this gentleman&rsquo;s visit.&nbsp;
+Littlemore thought probable that, given the circumstances, he
+would now bring it to a close; he must have learned from their
+hostess that this welcomed compatriot was an old and familiar
+friend.&nbsp; He might of course have definite rights&mdash;he
+had every appearance of it, but the more they were rooted the
+more gracefully he could afford to waive them.&nbsp; Littlemore
+made these reflexions while the friend in possession faced him
+without sign of departure.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway was very
+gracious&mdash;she had ever the manner of having known you a
+hundred years; she scolded Littlemore extravagantly for not
+having been to see her sooner, but this was only a form of the
+gracious.&nbsp; By daylight she looked a little faded, but there
+was a spirit in her that rivalled the day.&nbsp; She had the best
+rooms in the hotel and an air of extreme opulence and prosperity;
+her courier sat outside, in the antechamber, and she evidently
+knew how to live.&nbsp; She attempted to include Sir Arthur in
+the conversation, but though the young man remained in his place
+he failed to <a name="page149"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+149</span>grasp the offered perch.&nbsp; He followed but as from
+the steep bank of the stream, where yet he was evidently not at
+his ease.&nbsp; The conversation therefore remained
+superficial&mdash;a quality that of old had by no means belonged
+to Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s interviews with her friends.&nbsp; The
+Englishman hovered with a distant air which Littlemore at first,
+with a good deal of private amusement, simply attributed to
+jealousy.</p>
+<p>But after a time Mrs. Headway spoke to the point.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;My dear Sir Arthur, I wish very much you&rsquo;d
+go.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The member of Parliament got up and took his hat.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I thought I should oblige you by staying.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To defend me against Mr. Littlemore?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+known him since I was a baby&mdash;I know the worst he can
+do.&rdquo;&nbsp; She fixed her charming smile on her retreating
+visitor and added with much unexpectedness: &ldquo;I want to talk
+to him about my past!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s just what I want to hear,&rdquo; said Sir
+Arthur, with his hand on the door.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re going to talk American; you wouldn&rsquo;t
+understand us!&nbsp; He speaks in the English style,&rdquo; she
+explained in her little sufficient way as the Baronet, who
+announced that at all events he would come back in the evening,
+let himself out.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t know about your past?&rdquo;
+Littlemore inquired, trying not to make the question sound
+impertinent.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes; I&rsquo;ve told him everything; but he
+doesn&rsquo;t understand.&nbsp; One has to hold an Englishman by
+the head, you know, and kind of force it down.&nbsp; He has never
+heard of a woman being&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp; But here Mrs. Headway
+checked herself, while Littlemore filled out the blank.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What are you laughing at?&nbsp; It doesn&rsquo;t
+matter,&rdquo; she went on; &ldquo;there are more things in the
+world than those people have heard of.&nbsp; However, I like them
+very much; at least I like <i>him</i>.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s such a
+regular gentleman; do you know what I <a name="page150"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 150</span>mean?&nbsp; Only, as he stays too
+long and he ain&rsquo;t amusing, I&rsquo;m very glad to see you
+for a change.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean I&rsquo;m not a regular gentleman?&rdquo;
+Littlemore asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No indeed; you used to be out there.&nbsp; I think you
+were the only one&mdash;and I hope you are still.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s why I recognised you the other night&mdash;I might
+have cut you, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You can still, if you like.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not too
+late.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh no, that&rsquo;s not what I want.&nbsp; I want you
+to help me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To help you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Headway fixed her eyes for a moment on the door.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Do you suppose that man is there still?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The member of Parliament?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I mean Max.&nbsp; Max is my courier,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Headway with some impressiveness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t the least idea.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll see if
+you like.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No&mdash;in that case I should have to give him an
+order, and I don&rsquo;t know what in the world to ask him to
+do.&nbsp; He sits there for hours; with my simple habits I afford
+him no employment.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid I&rsquo;ve no grand
+imagination.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The burden of grandeur!&rdquo; said Littlemore.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, I&rsquo;m very grand for clothes and
+things.&nbsp; But on the whole I like it.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m only
+afraid he&rsquo;ll hear.&nbsp; I talk so very loud.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s another thing I&rsquo;m trying to get
+over.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you want to be different?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, because everything else is so,&rdquo; Mrs.
+Headway bravely pleaded.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you hear that I had
+lost my husband?&rdquo; she went on abruptly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean&mdash;a&mdash;Mr.&mdash;?&rdquo; and
+Littlemore paused with an effect that didn&rsquo;t seem to come
+home to her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I mean Mr. Headway,&rdquo; she said with dignity.&nbsp;
+<a name="page151"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+151</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been through a good deal since you
+saw me last: marriage and death and trouble and all sorts of
+things.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had been through a good deal of marriage before
+that,&rdquo; her old friend ventured to observe.</p>
+<p>She rested her eyes on him with extravagant intensity and
+without a change of colour.&nbsp; &ldquo;Not so much, not so
+much!&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not so much as might have been thought?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not so much as was reported.&nbsp; I forget whether I
+was married when I saw you last.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was one of the reports,&rdquo; said
+Littlemore.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I never saw Mr. Beck.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You didn&rsquo;t lose much; he was too mean to
+live.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve done certain things in my life that
+I&rsquo;ve never understood; no wonder others can&rsquo;t do much
+with them.&nbsp; But that&rsquo;s all over!&nbsp; Are you sure
+Max doesn&rsquo;t hear?&rdquo; she asked quickly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not at all sure.&nbsp; But if you suspect him of
+listening at the keyhole I&rsquo;d send him away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think he does that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+always rushing to the door.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then he doesn&rsquo;t hear.&nbsp; I had no idea you had
+so many secrets.&nbsp; When I parted with you Mr. Headway was in
+the future.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, now he&rsquo;s in the past.&nbsp; He was a
+pleasant man&mdash;I can understand my doing that.&nbsp; But he
+only lived a year.&nbsp; He had neuralgia of the heart; he left
+me very well off.&rdquo;&nbsp; She mentioned these various facts
+as if they were quite of the same order.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m glad to hear <i>that</i>.&nbsp; You used to
+have expensive tastes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve plenty of money,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Headway.&nbsp; &ldquo;Mr. Headway had property at Denver, which
+has increased immensely in value.&nbsp; After his death I tried
+New York.&nbsp; But I don&rsquo;t take much stock in New
+York.&rdquo;&nbsp; Littlemore&rsquo;s hostess spoke these last
+words in a tone that reeked of some strong experience.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I <a name="page152"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+152</span>mean to live in Europe.&nbsp; I guess I can do with
+Europe,&rdquo; she stated; and the manner of it had the touch of
+prophecy, as the other proposition had had the echo of
+history.</p>
+<p>Littlemore was much struck with all this; he was greatly
+enlivened by Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; &ldquo;Then you&rsquo;re
+travelling with that young man?&rdquo; he pursued, with the
+coolness of a person who wishes to make his entertainment go as
+far as possible.</p>
+<p>She folded her arms as she leaned back in her chair.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Look here, Mr. Littlemore; I&rsquo;m about as
+sweet-tempered as I used to be in America, but I know a great
+deal more.&nbsp; Of course I ain&rsquo;t travelling with that
+young man.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s only a good friend.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He isn&rsquo;t a good lover?&rdquo; Littlemore
+ventured.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do people travel&mdash;publicly&mdash;with their
+lovers?&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want you to laugh at me&mdash;I want
+you to help me.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her appeal might, in its almost
+childish frankness, have penetrated; she recognised his
+wisdom.&nbsp; &ldquo;As I tell you, I&rsquo;ve taken a great
+fancy to this grand old Europe; I feel as if I should never go
+back.&nbsp; But I want to see something of the life.&nbsp; I
+think it would suit me&mdash;if I could get started a
+little.&nbsp; George Littlemore,&rdquo; she added in a
+moment&mdash;&ldquo;I may as well be <i>real</i>, for I
+ain&rsquo;t at all ashamed.&nbsp; I want to get into
+society.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I&rsquo;m after!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He settled himself in his chair with the feeling of a man who,
+knowing that he will have to pull, seeks to obtain a certain
+leverage.&nbsp; It was in a tone of light jocosity, almost of
+encouragement, however, that he repeated: &ldquo;Into
+society?&nbsp; It seems to me you&rsquo;re in it already, with
+the big people over here for your adorers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s just what I want to know&mdash;if they
+<i>are</i> big,&rdquo; she promptly said.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is a
+Baronet much?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So they&rsquo;re apt to think.&nbsp; But I know very
+little about it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+153</span>&ldquo;Ain&rsquo;t you in society yourself?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I?&nbsp; Never in the world!&nbsp; Where did you get
+that idea?&nbsp; I care no more about society than about
+Max&rsquo;s buttons.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s countenance assumed for a moment a look
+of extreme disappointment, and Littlemore could see that, having
+heard of his silver-mine and his cattle-ranch, and knowing that
+he was living in Europe, she had hoped to find him eminent in the
+world of fashion.&nbsp; But she speedily took heart.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe a word of it.&nbsp; You know
+you&rsquo;re a real gentleman&mdash;you can&rsquo;t help
+yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I may be a gentleman, but I&rsquo;ve none of the habits
+of one.&rdquo;&nbsp; Littlemore had a pause and then added:
+&ldquo;I guess I&rsquo;ve sat too much on back
+piazzas.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She flushed quickly; she instantly understood&mdash;understood
+even more than he had meant to say.&nbsp; But she wished to make
+use of him, and it was of more importance that she should appear
+forgiving&mdash;especially as she had the happy consciousness of
+being so&mdash;than that she should punish a cruel speech.&nbsp;
+She would be wise, however, to recognise everything.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;That makes no difference&mdash;a gentleman&rsquo;s always
+a gentleman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, not the way a lady&rsquo;s always a lady!&rdquo; he
+laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, talking of ladies, it&rsquo;s unnatural that,
+through your sister, you shouldn&rsquo;t know something about
+European society,&rdquo; said Mrs. Headway.</p>
+<p>At the mention of his sister, made with a studied lightness of
+reference which he caught as it passed, Littlemore was unable to
+repress a start.&nbsp; &ldquo;What in the world have you to do
+with my sister?&rdquo; he would have liked to say.&nbsp; The
+introduction of this relative was disagreeable to him; she
+belonged quite to another order of ideas, and it was out of the
+question Mrs. Headway should ever make her <a
+name="page154"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+154</span>acquaintance&mdash;if this was what, as the latter
+would have said, she was &ldquo;after.&rdquo;&nbsp; But he took
+advantage of a side issue.&nbsp; &ldquo;What do you mean by
+European society?&nbsp; One can&rsquo;t talk about that.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s an empty phrase.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I mean English society; I mean the society your
+sister lives in; that&rsquo;s what I mean,&rdquo; said his
+hostess, who was quite prepared to be definite.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+mean the people I saw in London last May&mdash;the people I saw
+at the opera and in the park, the people who go to the
+Queen&rsquo;s drawing-rooms.&nbsp; When I was in London I stayed
+at that hotel on the corner of Piccadilly&mdash;the one looking
+straight down Saint James&rsquo;s Street&mdash;and I spent hours
+together at the window there looking at the people in the
+carriages.&nbsp; I had a carriage of my own, and when I
+wasn&rsquo;t at my window I was riding all around.&nbsp; I was
+all alone; I saw every one, but I knew no one&mdash;I had no one
+to tell me.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t know Sir Arthur then&mdash;I
+only met him a month ago at Homburg.&nbsp; He followed me to
+Paris&mdash;that&rsquo;s how he came to be my guest.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Serenely, prosaically, without a breath of the inflation of
+vanity, she made this last assertion: it was as if she were used
+to being followed or as if a gentleman one met at Homburg would
+inevitably follow.&nbsp; In the same tone she went on: &ldquo;I
+attracted a good deal of attention in London&mdash;I could easily
+see that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll do that wherever you go,&rdquo; Littlemore
+said&mdash;insufficiently enough, as he felt.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to attract so much; I think
+it&rsquo;s vulgar.&rdquo;&nbsp; She spoke as if she liked to use
+the word.&nbsp; She was evidently open to new sources of
+pleasure.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Every one was looking at you the other night at the
+theatre,&rdquo; Littlemore continued.&nbsp; &ldquo;How can you
+hope to escape notice?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to escape notice.&nbsp; People have
+always looked at me and I guess they always will.&nbsp; But there
+are different ways of being looked at, and I <a
+name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 155</span>know the
+way I want.&nbsp; I mean to have it too!&rdquo; Mrs. Headway
+prettily shrilled.&nbsp; Yes, she was full of purpose.</p>
+<p>He sat there face to face with her and for some time said
+nothing.&nbsp; He had a mixture of feelings, and the memory of
+other places, other hours, was stealing over him.&nbsp; There had
+been of old a very considerable absence of interposing surfaces
+between these two&mdash;he had known her as one knew people only
+amid the civilisation of big tornadoes and back piazzas.&nbsp; He
+had liked her extremely in a place where it would have been
+ridiculous to be difficult to please.&nbsp; But his sense of this
+fact was somehow connected with other and such now alien facts;
+his liking for Nancy Beck was an emotion of which the sole
+setting was a back piazza.&nbsp; She presented herself here on a
+new basis&mdash;she appeared to want to be classified
+afresh.&nbsp; Littlemore said to himself that this was too much
+trouble; he had taken her at the great time in that way&mdash;he
+couldn&rsquo;t begin at this late hour to take her in another
+way.&nbsp; He asked himself if she were going to be a real
+bore.&nbsp; It wasn&rsquo;t easy to suppose her bent on ravage,
+but she might become tiresome if she were too disposed to be
+different.&nbsp; It made him rather afraid when she began to talk
+about European society, about his sister, to pronounce things
+vulgar.&nbsp; Littlemore was naturally merciful and decently
+just; but there was in his composition an element of the
+indolent, the sceptical, perhaps even the brutal, which made him
+decidedly prefer the simplicity of their former terms of
+intercourse.&nbsp; He had no particular need to see a woman rise
+again, as the mystic process was called; he didn&rsquo;t believe
+in women&rsquo;s rising again.&nbsp; He believed in their not
+going down, thought it perfectly possible and eminently
+desirable; but held it was much better for society that the
+divisions, the categories, the differing <a
+name="page156"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 156</span>values,
+should be kept clear.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t believe in bridging
+the chasms, in muddling the kinds.&nbsp; In general he
+didn&rsquo;t pretend to say what was good for
+society&mdash;society seemed to him rather in a bad way; but he
+had a conviction on this particular point.&nbsp; Nancy Beck going
+in for the great prizes, that spectacle might be entertaining for
+a simple spectator; but it would be a nuisance, an embarrassment,
+from the moment anything more than detached &ldquo;fun&rdquo;
+should represent his share.&nbsp; He had no wish to be
+&ldquo;mean,&rdquo; but it might be well to show her he
+wasn&rsquo;t to be humbugged.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh if there&rsquo;s anything you want you&rsquo;ll have
+it,&rdquo; he said in answer to her last remark.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve always had what you want.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I want something new this time.&nbsp; Does your
+sister reside in London?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear lady, what do you know about my sister?&rdquo;
+Littlemore asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;She&rsquo;s not a woman
+you&rsquo;d care in the least for.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His old friend had a marked pause.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+don&rsquo;t really respect me!&rdquo; she then abruptly and
+rather gaily cried.&nbsp; It had one of her &ldquo;Texan&rdquo;
+effects of drollery; so that, yes, evidently, if he wished to
+preserve the simplicity of their former intercourse she was
+willing to humour him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, my dear Mrs. Beck&mdash;!&rdquo; he vaguely
+protested, using her former name quite by accident.&nbsp; At San
+Pablo he&mdash;and apparently she&mdash;had never thought whether
+he respected her or not.&nbsp; That never came up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s a proof of it&mdash;calling me by that
+hateful name!&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you believe I&rsquo;m
+married?&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t been fortunate in my names,&rdquo;
+she pensively added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You make it very awkward when you say such mad
+things.&nbsp; My sister lives most of the year in the country;
+she&rsquo;s very simple, rather dull, perhaps <a
+name="page157"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 157</span>a trifle
+narrow-minded.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re very clever, very lively, and
+as large and loose and free as all creation.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s
+why I think you wouldn&rsquo;t like her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You ought to be ashamed to run down your sister!&rdquo;
+Mrs. Headway made prompt answer.&nbsp; &ldquo;You told me
+once&mdash;at San Pablo&mdash;that she was the nicest woman you
+knew.&nbsp; I made a note of that, you see.&nbsp; And you told me
+she was just my age.&nbsp; So that makes it rather inglorious for
+you if you won&rsquo;t introduce me!&rdquo;&nbsp; With which she
+gave a laugh that perhaps a little heralded danger.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not in the least afraid of her being dull.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s all right, it&rsquo;s just refined and nice, to be
+dull.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m ever so much too exciting.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are indeed, ever so much!&nbsp; But nothing is more
+easy than to know my sister,&rdquo; said Littlemore, who knew
+perfectly that what he said was untrue.&nbsp; And then as a
+diversion from this delicate topic he brought out: &ldquo;Are you
+going to marry Sir Arthur?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think I&rsquo;ve been married about
+enough?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Possibly; but this is a new line, it would be
+different.&nbsp; An Englishman&mdash;that&rsquo;s a new
+sensation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I <i>should</i> marry it would be a European,&rdquo;
+she said judiciously.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your chance is very good&mdash;they&rsquo;re all
+marrying Americans.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He would have to be some one fine, the man I should
+marry now.&nbsp; I have a good deal to make up, you know.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s what I want to learn about Sir Arthur.&nbsp; All
+this time you haven&rsquo;t told me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve nothing in the world to
+tell&mdash;I&rsquo;ve never heard of him.&nbsp; Hasn&rsquo;t he
+told you himself?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing at all; he&rsquo;s very modest.&nbsp; He
+doesn&rsquo;t brag nor &lsquo;blow&rsquo; nor make himself out
+anything great.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I like him for: I think
+it&rsquo;s in such good taste.&nbsp; I do love good taste!&rdquo;
+said Mrs. <a name="page158"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+158</span>Headway.&nbsp; &ldquo;But all this time,&rdquo; she
+added, &ldquo;you haven&rsquo;t told me you&rsquo;d help
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How can I help you?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m no one here, you
+know&mdash;I&rsquo;ve no power.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You can help me by not preventing me.&nbsp; I want you
+to promise not to prevent me.&rdquo;&nbsp; She continued to give
+him her charming conscious eyes, which seemed to look far into
+his own.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good Lord, how could I prevent you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m not quite sure of how.&nbsp; But you
+might try.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I&rsquo;m too lazy and too stupid,&rdquo; Littlemore
+said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she replied, musing as she still looked at
+him.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think you&rsquo;re too stupid.&nbsp; But I
+think you&rsquo;re also too kind,&rdquo; she added more
+graciously.&nbsp; She was almost irresistible when she said such
+a thing as that.</p>
+<p>They talked for a quarter of an hour longer, and at
+last&mdash;as if she had had scruples&mdash;she spoke to him of
+his own marriage, of the death of his wife, matters to which she
+alluded more felicitously (as he thought) than to some other
+points.&nbsp; &ldquo;If you&rsquo;ve a little girl you ought to
+be very happy; that&rsquo;s what I should like to have.&nbsp;
+Lord, I should make her a nice woman!&nbsp; Not like me&mdash;in
+another style!&rdquo;&nbsp; When he rose to leave her she made a
+great point of his coming again&mdash;she was to be some weeks
+longer in Paris.&nbsp; And he must bring Mr. Waterville.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your English friend won&rsquo;t like that&mdash;our
+coming very often,&rdquo; Littlemore reminded her as he stood
+with his hand on the door.</p>
+<p>But she met this without difficulty.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t know what he has to do with it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Neither do I.&nbsp; Only he must be in love with
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That doesn&rsquo;t give him any right.&nbsp; Mercy, if
+I had <a name="page159"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+159</span>had to put myself out for all the men that have been in
+love with me!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course you&rsquo;d have had a terrible life.&nbsp;
+Even doing as you please you&rsquo;ve had rather an agitated
+one,&rdquo; Littlemore pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;But your young
+Englishman&rsquo;s sentiments appear to give him the right to sit
+there, after one comes in, looking blighted and bored.&nbsp; That
+might become very tiresome.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The moment he becomes tiresome I send him away.&nbsp;
+You can trust me for that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh it doesn&rsquo;t matter after all.&rdquo;&nbsp; Our
+friend was perfectly conscious that nothing would suit him less
+than to have undisturbed possession of Mrs. Headway.</p>
+<p>She came out with him into the antechamber.&nbsp; Mr. Max, the
+courier, was fortunately not there.&nbsp; She lingered a little;
+she appeared to have more to say.&nbsp; &ldquo;On the contrary he
+likes you to come,&rdquo; she then continued; &ldquo;he wants to
+study my friends.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To study them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He wants to find out about me, and he thinks they may
+tell him something.&nbsp; Some day he&rsquo;ll ask you right out
+&lsquo;What sort of a woman is she anyway?&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hasn&rsquo;t he found out yet?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t understand me,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Headway, surveying the front of her dress.&nbsp; &ldquo;He has
+never seen any one like me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should imagine not!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So he&rsquo;ll just try to find out from
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well then he <i>shall</i> find out,&rdquo; Littlemore
+returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll just tell him you&rsquo;re the
+most charming woman in Europe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That ain&rsquo;t a description!&nbsp; Besides, he knows
+it.&nbsp; He wants to know if I&rsquo;m respectable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why should he fuss about it?&rdquo; Littlemore
+asked&mdash;not at once.</p>
+<p><a name="page160"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 160</span>She
+grew a little pale; she seemed to be watching his lips.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, mind you tell him all right,&rdquo; she went on,
+with her wonderful gay glare, the strain of which yet brought
+none of her colour back.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Respectable?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll tell him you&rsquo;re
+adorable!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She stood a moment longer.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah, you&rsquo;re no
+use!&rdquo; she rather harshly wailed.&nbsp; And she suddenly
+turned away and passed back into her sitting-room, with the heavy
+rustle of her far-trailing skirts.</p>
+<h3><a name="page161"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+161</span>III</h3>
+<p>&ldquo;Elle ne doute de rien!&rdquo; Littlemore said to
+himself as he walked away from the hotel; and he repeated the
+phrase in talking about her to Waterville.&nbsp; &ldquo;She wants
+to be right,&rdquo; he added; &ldquo;but she&rsquo;ll never
+really succeed.&nbsp; She has begun too late, she&rsquo;ll never
+get on the true middle of the note.&nbsp; However, she
+won&rsquo;t know when she&rsquo;s wrong, so it doesn&rsquo;t
+signify!&rdquo;&nbsp; And he more or less explained what he meant
+by this discrimination.&nbsp; She&rsquo;d remain in certain
+essentials incurable.&nbsp; She had no delicacy; no discretion;
+no shading; she was a woman who suddenly said to you, &ldquo;You
+don&rsquo;t really respect me!&rdquo;&nbsp; As if that were a
+thing for a woman to say!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It depends upon what she meant by it.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Waterville could always imagine alternatives.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The more she meant by it the less she ought to say
+it!&rdquo; Littlemore declared.</p>
+<p>But he returned to the H&ocirc;tel Meurice and on the next
+occasion took this companion with him.&nbsp; The secretary of
+legation, who had not often been in close quarters with pretty
+women whose respectability, or whose lack of it, was so frankly
+discussable, was prepared to find the well-known Texan belle a
+portentous type.&nbsp; He was afraid there might be danger in
+her, but on the whole he felt armed.&nbsp; The object of his
+devotion at present was his country, or at least the Department
+of State; he had no intention of <a name="page162"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 162</span>being diverted from that
+allegiance.&nbsp; Besides, he had his ideal of the attractive
+woman&mdash;a person pitched in a very much lower key than this
+shining, smiling, rustling, chattering daughter of the
+Territories.&nbsp; The woman he should care for would have
+repose, a sense of the private in life, and the implied, even the
+withheld, in talk; would sometimes let one alone.&nbsp; Mrs.
+Headway was personal, familiar, intimate, perpetually appealing
+or accusing, demanding explanations and pledges, saying things
+one had to answer.&nbsp; All this was accompanied with a hundred
+smiles and radiations and other natural graces, but the general
+effect was distinctly fatiguing.&nbsp; She had certainly a great
+deal of charm, an immense desire to please, and a wonderful
+collection of dresses and trinkets; but she was eager and
+clamorous, and it was hard for other people to be put to serve
+her appetite.&nbsp; If she wanted to get into society there was
+no reason why those of her visitors who had the luck to be
+themselves independent, to be themselves placed, and to be
+themselves by the same token critical, should wish to see her
+there; for it was this absence of common social encumbrances made
+her drawing-room attractive.&nbsp; There was no doubt whatever
+that she was several women in one, and she ought to content
+herself with that sort of numerical triumph.&nbsp; Littlemore
+said to Waterville that it was stupid of her to wish to scale the
+heights; she ought to know how much more she was in her element
+scouring the plain.&nbsp; She appeared vaguely to irritate him;
+even her fluttering attempts at self-culture&mdash;she had become
+a great judge of books and pictures and plays, and pronounced
+off-hand&mdash;constituted a vague invocation, an appeal for
+sympathy onerous to a man who disliked the trouble of revising
+old decisions consecrated by a certain amount of reminiscence
+that might be called tender.&nbsp; She exerted, however,
+effectively enough one of the <a name="page163"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 163</span>arts of solicitation&mdash;she often
+startled and surprised.&nbsp; Even Waterville felt a touch of the
+unexpected, though not indeed an excess of it, to belong to his
+conception of the woman who should have an ideal repose.&nbsp; Of
+course there were two kinds of surprises, and only one of them
+thoroughly pleasant, though Mrs. Headway dealt impartially in
+both.&nbsp; She had the sudden delights, the odd exclamations,
+the queer curiosities of a person who has grown up in a country
+where everything is new and many things ugly, and who, with a
+natural turn for the arts and amenities of life, makes a tardy
+acquaintance with some of the finer usages, the higher
+pleasures.&nbsp; She was provincial; it was easy to see how she
+embodied that term; it took no great cleverness.&nbsp; But what
+was Parisian enough&mdash;if to be Parisian was the measure of
+success&mdash;was the way she picked up ideas and took a hint
+from every circumstance.&nbsp; &ldquo;Only give me time and I
+guess I&rsquo;ll come out all right,&rdquo; she said to
+Littlemore, who watched her progress with a mixture of admiration
+and regret.&nbsp; She delighted to speak of herself as a poor
+little barbarian grubbing up crumbs of knowledge, and this habit
+borrowed beautiful relief from her delicate face, her so highly
+developed dress and the free felicity of her manners.</p>
+<p>One of her surprises was, that after that first visit she said
+no more to Littlemore about Mrs. Dolphin.&nbsp; He did her
+perhaps the grossest injustice, but he had quite expected her to
+bring up this lady whenever they met.&nbsp; &ldquo;If
+she&rsquo;ll only leave Agnes alone she may do what she
+will,&rdquo; he said to Waterville, expressing his
+satisfaction.&nbsp; &ldquo;My sister would never look at her, and
+it would be very awkward to have to tell her so.&rdquo;&nbsp; She
+counted on aid; she made him feel this simply by the way she
+looked at him; but for the moment she demanded no definite
+service.&nbsp; She held her tongue but waited, and her patience
+itself was a deeper <a name="page164"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 164</span>admonition.&nbsp; In the way of
+society, it had to be noted, her privileges were meagre, Sir
+Arthur Demesne and her two compatriots being, so far as the
+latter could discover, her only visitors.&nbsp; She might have
+had other friends, but she held her head very high and liked
+better to see no one than not to see the best company.&nbsp; She
+went in, clearly, for producing the effect of being by no means
+so neglected as fastidious.&nbsp; There were plenty of Americans
+in Paris, but in this direction she failed to extend her
+acquaintance; the nice people wouldn&rsquo;t come to her, and
+nothing would have induced her to receive the others.&nbsp; She
+had a perfect and inexorable view of those she wished to
+avoid.&nbsp; Littlemore expected her every day to ask why he
+didn&rsquo;t bring some of his friends&mdash;as to which he had
+his answer ready.&nbsp; It was rather a poor one, for it
+consisted but of the &ldquo;academic&rdquo; assurance that he
+wished to keep her for himself.&nbsp; She would be sure to retort
+that this was &ldquo;too thin,&rdquo; as indeed it was; yet the
+days went by without her calling him to account.&nbsp; The little
+American colony in Paris abounded in amiable women, but there
+were none to whom Littlemore could make up his mind to say that
+it would be a favour to him they should call on Mrs.
+Headway.&nbsp; He shouldn&rsquo;t like them the better for doing
+so, and he wished to like those of whom he might ask a
+favour.&nbsp; Except, therefore, that he occasionally spoke of
+her as a full-blown flower of the West, still very pretty, but of
+not at all orthodox salon scent, who had formerly been a great
+chum of his, she remained unknown in the circles of the Avenue
+Gabriel and the streets that encircle the Arch of Triumph.&nbsp;
+To ask the men to go see her without asking the ladies would only
+accentuate the fact that he didn&rsquo;t ask the ladies; so he
+asked no one at all.&nbsp; Besides, it was true&mdash;just a
+little&mdash;that he wished to keep her to himself, and he was
+fatuous enough <a name="page165"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+165</span>to believe she really cared more for him than for any
+outsider.&nbsp; Of course, however, he would never dream of
+marrying her, whereas her Englishman apparently was capable of
+that quaintness.&nbsp; She hated her old past; she often made
+that point, talking of this &ldquo;dark backward&rdquo; as if it
+were an appendage of the same order as a thieving cook or a noisy
+bedroom or even an inconvenient protrusion of drapery.&nbsp;
+Therefore, as Littlemore was part of the very air of the previous
+it might have been supposed she would hate him too and wish to
+banish him, with all the images he recalled, from her
+sight.&nbsp; But she made an exception in his favour, and if she
+disliked their early relations as a chapter of her own history
+she seemed still to like them as a chapter of his.&nbsp; He felt
+how she clung to him, how she believed he could make a great and
+blest difference for her and in the long run would.&nbsp; It was
+to the long run that she appeared little by little to have
+attuned herself.</p>
+<p>She succeeded perfectly in maintaining harmony between Sir
+Arthur Demesne and her American visitors, who spent much less
+time in her drawing-room.&nbsp; She had easily persuaded him that
+there were no grounds for jealousy and that they had no wish, as
+she said, to crowd him out; for it was ridiculous to be jealous
+of two persons at once, and Rupert Waterville, after he had
+learned the way to her favour and her fireside, presented himself
+as often as his original introducer.&nbsp; The two indeed usually
+came together and they ended by relieving their competitor of a
+part of the weight of his problem.&nbsp; This amiable and earnest
+but slightly fatuous young man, who had not yet made up his mind,
+was sometimes rather oppressed with the magnitude of the
+undertaking, and when alone with Mrs. Headway occasionally found
+the tension of his thoughts quite painful.&nbsp; He was very slim
+and straight and looked taller than his height; <a
+name="page166"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 166</span>he had the
+prettiest silkiest hair, which waved away from a large white
+forehead, and he was endowed with a nose of the so-called Roman
+model.&nbsp; He looked, in spite of these attributes, younger
+than his years, partly on account of the delicacy of his
+complexion and the almost child-like candour of his round blue
+eyes.&nbsp; He was diffident and self-conscious; there were
+certain letters he couldn&rsquo;t pronounce.&nbsp; At the same
+time he carried himself as one brought up to fill a considerable
+place in the world, with whom confidence had become a duty and
+correctness a habit, and who, though he might occasionally be a
+little awkward about small things, would be sure to acquit
+himself honourably in great ones.&nbsp; He was very simple and
+believed himself very serious; he had the blood of a score of
+Warwickshire squires in his veins, mingled in the last instance
+with the somewhat paler fluid still animating the long-necked
+daughter of a banker who, after promising himself high glories as
+a father-in-law, had by the turn of events been reduced to
+looking for them in Sir Baldwin Demesne.&nbsp; The boy who was
+the only fruit of that gentleman&rsquo;s marriage had come into
+his title at five years of age; his mother, who was somehow
+parentally felt to have a second time broken faith with
+expectation by not having better guarded the neck of her husband,
+broken in the hunting-field, watched over him with a tenderness
+that burned as steadily as a candle shaded by a transparent
+hand.&nbsp; She never admitted even to herself that he was not
+the cleverest of men; but it took all her own cleverness, which
+was much greater, to maintain this appearance.&nbsp; Fortunately
+he wasn&rsquo;t wild, so that he would never marry an actress or
+a governess, like two or three of the young men who had been at
+Eton with him.&nbsp; With this ground of nervousness the less
+Lady Demesne awaited with a proud patience his appointment to
+some high office.&nbsp; <a name="page167"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 167</span>He represented in Parliament the
+Conservative instincts and vote of a red-roofed market town, and,
+sending regularly to his bookseller for the new publications on
+economical subjects, was determined his political development
+should have a massive statistical basis.&nbsp; He was not
+conceited; he was only misinformed&mdash;misinformed, I mean,
+about himself.&nbsp; He thought himself essential to the
+propriety of things&mdash;not as an individual, but as an
+institution.&nbsp; This conviction indeed was too sacred to
+betray itself by vulgar assumptions.&nbsp; If he was a little man
+in a big place he never strutted nor talked loud; he merely felt
+it as a luxury that he had a large social circumference.&nbsp; It
+was like sleeping in a big bed; practically one didn&rsquo;t toss
+about the more, but one felt a greater freshness.</p>
+<p>He had never seen anything like Mrs. Headway; he hardly knew
+by what standard to measure her.&nbsp; She was not at all the
+English lady&mdash;not one of those with whom he had been
+accustomed to converse; yet it was impossible not to make out in
+her a temper and a tone.&nbsp; He might have been sure she was
+provincial, but as he was much under her charm he compromised by
+pronouncing her only foreign.&nbsp; It was of course provincial
+to be foreign; but this was after all a peculiarity which she
+shared with a great many nice people.&nbsp; He wasn&rsquo;t wild,
+and his mother had flattered herself that in this all-important
+matter he wouldn&rsquo;t be perverse; yet it was far from regular
+that he should have taken a fancy to an American widow, five
+years older than himself, who knew no one and who sometimes
+didn&rsquo;t appear to understand exactly who he was.&nbsp;
+Though he believed in no alternative to the dignity of the
+British consciousness, it was precisely her foreignness that
+pleased him; she seemed as little as possible of his own race and
+creed; there wasn&rsquo;t a touch of Warwickshire in her
+composition.&nbsp; She was <a name="page168"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 168</span>like an Hungarian or a Pole, with
+the difference that he could almost make out her speech.&nbsp;
+The unfortunate young man was engulfed even while not admitting
+that he had done more than estimate his distance to the
+brink.&nbsp; He would love wisely&mdash;one might even so love
+agreeably.&nbsp; He had intelligently arranged his life; he had
+determined to marry at thirty-two.&nbsp; A long line of ancestors
+was watching him; he hardly knew what they would think of Mrs.
+Headway.&nbsp; He hardly knew what he thought himself; the only
+thing he was absolutely sure of was that she made the time pass
+as it passed in no other pursuit.&nbsp; That, indeed, rather
+worried him; he was by no means sure anything so precious should
+be so little accounted for.&nbsp; There was nothing so to account
+but the fragments of Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s conversation, the
+peculiarities of her accent, the sallies of her wit, the
+audacities of her fancy, the odd echoes of her past.&nbsp; Of
+course he knew she had had a past; she wasn&rsquo;t a young girl,
+she was a widow&mdash;and widows were essentially the expression
+of an accomplished fact.&nbsp; He was not jealous of her
+antecedents, but he would have liked a little to piece them
+together, and it was here the difficulty occurred.&nbsp; The
+subject was illumined with fitful flashes, but never placed
+itself before him as a general picture.&nbsp; He asked her
+various questions, but her answers were so startling that, like
+sudden luminous points, they seemed to intensify the darkness
+round their edges.&nbsp; She had apparently spent her life in a
+remote province of a barbarous country, but it didn&rsquo;t
+follow from this that she herself had been low.&nbsp; She had
+been a lily among thistles, and there was something romantic
+possibly in the interest taken by a man of his position in a
+woman of hers.&nbsp; It pleased Sir Arthur to believe he was
+romantic; that had been the case with several of his ancestors,
+who supplied a precedent without which <a
+name="page169"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 169</span>he would
+scarce perhaps have ventured to trust himself.&nbsp; He was the
+victim of perplexities from which a single spark of direct
+perception would have saved him.&nbsp; He took everything in the
+literal sense; a grain of humour or of imagination would have
+saved him, but such things were never so far from him as when he
+had begun to stray helplessly in the realm of wonder.&nbsp; He
+sat there vaguely waiting for something to happen and not
+committing himself by rash declarations.&nbsp; If he was in love
+it was in his own way, reflectively, inexpressibly,
+obstinately.&nbsp; He was waiting for the formula which would
+justify his conduct and Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s peculiarities.&nbsp;
+He hardly knew where it would come from; you might have thought
+from his manner that he would discover it in one of the elaborate
+<i>entre&eacute;s</i> that were served to the pair when she
+consented to dine with him at Bignon&rsquo;s or the Caf&eacute;
+Anglais; or in one of the luxurious band-boxes that arrived from
+the Rue de la Paix and from which she often lifted the lid in the
+presence of her admirer.&nbsp; There were moments when he got
+weary of waiting in vain, and at these moments the arrival of her
+American friends&mdash;he often asked himself why she had so
+few&mdash;seemed to lift the mystery from his shoulders and give
+him a chance to rest.&nbsp; This apology for a plan she herself
+might yet scarce contribute to, since she couldn&rsquo;t know how
+much ground it was expected to cover.&nbsp; She talked about her
+past because she thought it the best thing to do; she had a
+shrewd conviction that it was somehow better made use of and
+confessed to, even in a manner presented or paraded, than caused
+to stretch behind her as a mere nameless desert.&nbsp; She could
+at least a little irrigate and plant the waste.&nbsp; She had to
+have some geography, though the beautiful blank rose-coloured
+map-spaces of unexplored countries were what she would have
+preferred.&nbsp; She had no <a name="page170"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 170</span>objection to telling fibs, but now
+that she was taking a new departure wished to indulge only in
+such as were imperative.&nbsp; She would have been delighted
+might she have squeezed through with none at all.&nbsp; A few,
+verily, were indispensable, and we needn&rsquo;t attempt to scan
+too critically the more or less adventurous excursions into
+poetry and fable with which she entertained and mystified Sir
+Arthur.&nbsp; She knew of course that as a product of fashionable
+circles she was nowhere, but she might have great success as a
+child of nature.</p>
+<h3><a name="page171"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+171</span>IV</h3>
+<p>Rupert Waterville, in the midst of intercourse in which every
+one perhaps had a good many mental reserves, never forgot that he
+was in a representative position, that he was official and
+responsible; and he asked himself more than once how far he was
+sure it was right, as they said in Boston, to countenance Mrs.
+Headway&rsquo;s claim to the character even of the American lady
+thrown to the surface by the late inordinate spread of
+excavation.&nbsp; In his own way as puzzled as poor Sir Arthur,
+he indeed flattered himself he was as particular as any
+Englishman could be.&nbsp; Suppose that after all this free
+association the well-known Texan belle should come over to London
+and ask at the Legation to be presented to the Queen?&nbsp; It
+would be so awkward to refuse her&mdash;of course they would have
+to refuse her&mdash;that he was very careful to make no tacit
+promises.&nbsp; She might construe anything as a tacit
+promise&mdash;he knew how the smallest gestures of diplomatists
+were studied and interpreted.&nbsp; It was his effort, therefore,
+to be really diplomatic in his relations with this attractive but
+dangerous woman.&nbsp; The party of four used often to dine
+together&mdash;Sir Arthur pushed his confidence so far&mdash;and
+on these occasions their fair friend, availing herself of one of
+the privileges of a <i>femme du monde</i> even at the most
+expensive restaurant, used to wipe her glasses with her
+napkin.&nbsp; One evening when after polishing a <a
+name="page172"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 172</span>goblet she
+held it up to the light, giving it, with her head on one side,
+the least glimmer of a wink, he noted as he watched her that she
+looked like a highly modern bacchante.&nbsp; He observed at this
+moment that the Baronet was gazing at her too, and wondered if
+the same idea had come to him.&nbsp; He often wondered what the
+Baronet thought; he had devoted first and last a good deal of
+attention to the psychology of the English &ldquo;great
+land-owning&rdquo; consciousness.&nbsp; Littlemore, alone, at
+this moment, was characteristically detached; he never appeared
+to watch Mrs. Headway, though she so often watched him.&nbsp;
+Waterville asked himself among other things why Sir Arthur
+hadn&rsquo;t brought his own friends to see her, for Paris during
+the several weeks that now elapsed abounded in English
+visitors.&nbsp; He guessed at her having asked him and his having
+refused; he would have liked particularly to know if she had
+asked him.&nbsp; He explained his curiosity to Littlemore, who,
+however, took very little interest in it.&nbsp; Littlemore
+expressed nevertheless the conviction that she <i>would</i> have
+asked him; she never would be deterred by false delicacy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She has been very delicate with <i>you</i>,&rdquo;
+Waterville returned to this.&nbsp; &ldquo;She hasn&rsquo;t been
+at all pressing of late.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s only because she has given me up.&nbsp; She
+thinks I&rsquo;m a brute.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wonder what she thinks of me,&rdquo; Waterville
+pensively said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, she counts upon you to introduce her to the
+American Minister at the Court of Saint James&rsquo;s,&rdquo;
+Littlemore opined without mercy.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s lucky
+for you our representative here&rsquo;s absent.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, the Minister has settled two or three difficult
+questions and I suppose can settle this one.&nbsp; I shall do
+nothing but by the orders of my chief.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was very
+fond of alluding to his chief.</p>
+<p><a name="page173"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+173</span>&ldquo;She does me injustice,&rdquo; Littlemore added
+in a moment.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve spoken to several people
+about her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, but what have you told them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That she lives at the H&ocirc;tel Meurice and wants to
+know nice people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re flattered, I suppose, at your thinking
+them nice, but they don&rsquo;t go,&rdquo; said Waterville.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I spoke of her to Mrs. Bagshaw, and Mrs. Bagshaw has
+promised to go.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; Waterville murmured; &ldquo;you don&rsquo;t
+call Mrs. Bagshaw nice!&nbsp; Mrs. Headway won&rsquo;t take up
+with Mrs. Bagshaw.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then, that&rsquo;s exactly what she
+wants&mdash;to be able to cut some one!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville had a theory that Sir Arthur was keeping Mrs.
+Headway as a surprise&mdash;he meant perhaps to produce her
+during the next London season.&nbsp; He presently, however,
+learned as much about the matter as he could have desired to
+know.&nbsp; He had once offered to accompany his beautiful
+compatriot to the Museum of the Luxembourg and tell her a little
+about the modern French school.&nbsp; She had not examined this
+collection, in spite of her resolve to see everything
+remarkable&mdash;she carried her &ldquo;Murray&rdquo; in her lap
+even when she went to see the great tailor in the Rue de la Paix,
+to whom, as she said, she had given no end of points&mdash;for
+she usually went to such places with Sir Arthur, who was
+indifferent to the modern painters of France.&nbsp; &ldquo;He
+says there are much better men in England.&nbsp; I must wait for
+the Royal Academy next year.&nbsp; He seems to think one can wait
+for anything, but I&rsquo;m not so good at waiting as he.&nbsp; I
+can&rsquo;t afford to wait&mdash;I&rsquo;ve waited long
+enough.&rdquo;&nbsp; So much as this Mrs. Headway said on the
+occasion of her arranging with Rupert Waterville that they should
+some day visit the Luxembourg together.&nbsp; She <a
+name="page174"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 174</span>alluded to
+the Englishman as if he were her husband or her brother, her
+natural protector and companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wonder if she knows how that sounds?&rdquo;
+Waterville again throbbingly brooded.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t
+believe she would do it if she knew how it sounds.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+And he also drew the moral that when one was a well-known Texan
+belle there was no end to the things one had to learn: so marked
+was the difference between being well-known and being
+well-bred.&nbsp; Clever as she was, Mrs. Headway was right in
+saying she couldn&rsquo;t afford to wait.&nbsp; She must learn,
+she must live quickly.&nbsp; She wrote to Waterville one day to
+propose that they should go to the Museum on the morrow; Sir
+Arthur&rsquo;s mother was in Paris, on her way to Cannes, where
+she was to spend the winter.&nbsp; She was only passing through,
+but she would be there three days, and he would naturally give
+himself up to her.&nbsp; She appeared to have the properest ideas
+as to what a gentleman would propose to do for his mother.&nbsp;
+She herself, therefore, should be free, and she named the hour at
+which she should expect him to call for her.&nbsp; He was
+punctual to the appointment, and they drove across the river in a
+large high-hung barouche in which she constantly rolled about
+Paris.&nbsp; With Mr. Max on the box&mdash;the courier sported
+enormous whiskers&mdash;this vehicle had an appearance of great
+respectability, though Sir Arthur assured her (what she repeated
+to her other friends) that in London next year they would do the
+thing much better for her.&nbsp; It struck her other friends, of
+course, that this backer was prepared to go very far; which on
+the whole was what Waterville would have expected of him.&nbsp;
+Littlemore simply remarked that at San Pablo she drove herself
+about in a ramshackle buggy with muddy wheels and a mule very
+often in the shafts.&nbsp; Waterville throbbed afresh as he asked
+himself if the mother of a Tory M.P. would really consent to know
+her.&nbsp; She <a name="page175"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+175</span>must of course be aware that it was a woman who was
+keeping her son in Paris at a season when English gentlemen were
+most naturally employed in shooting partridges.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s staying at the H&ocirc;tel du Rhin, and
+I&rsquo;ve made him feel that he mustn&rsquo;t leave her while
+she&rsquo;s here,&rdquo; Mrs. Headway said as they drove up the
+narrow Rue de Seine.&nbsp; &ldquo;Her name&rsquo;s Lady Demesne,
+but her full title&rsquo;s the Honourable Lady Demesne, as
+she&rsquo;s a Baron&rsquo;s daughter.&nbsp; Her father used to be
+a banker, but he did something or other for the
+Government&mdash;the Tories, you know they call them&mdash;and so
+he was raised to the peerage.&nbsp; So you see one <i>can</i> be
+raised!&nbsp; She has a lady with her as a
+companion.&rdquo;&nbsp; Waterville&rsquo;s neighbour gave him
+this information with a seriousness that made him smile; he tried
+to measure the degree to which it wouldn&rsquo;t have occurred to
+her that he didn&rsquo;t know how a Baron&rsquo;s daughter was
+addressed.&nbsp; In that she was truly provincial; she had a way
+of exaggerating the value of her intellectual acquisitions and of
+assuming that others had shared her darkness.&nbsp; He noted,
+too, that she had ended by suppressing poor Sir Arthur&rsquo;s
+name altogether and designating him only by a sort of conjugal
+pronoun.&nbsp; She had been so much and so easily married that
+she was full of these misleading references to gentlemen.</p>
+<h3><a name="page176"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+176</span>V</h3>
+<p>They walked through the gallery of the Luxembourg, and, except
+that Mrs. Headway directed her beautiful gold
+<i>face-&agrave;-main</i> to everything at once and to nothing
+long enough, talked, as usual, rather too loud and bestowed too
+much attention on the bad copies and strange copyists that formed
+a circle round several indifferent pictures, she was an agreeable
+companion and a grateful recipient of &ldquo;tips.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+She was quick to understand, and Waterville was sure that before
+she left the gallery she had made herself mistress of a new
+subject and was quite prepared to compare the French school
+critically with the London exhibitions of the following
+year.&nbsp; As he had remarked more than once with Littlemore,
+she did alternate in the rummest stripes.&nbsp; Her conversation,
+her personality, were full of little joints and seams, all of
+them very visible, where the old and the new had been pieced and
+white-threaded together.&nbsp; When they had passed through the
+different rooms of the palace Mrs. Headway proposed that instead
+of returning directly they should take a stroll in the adjoining
+gardens, which she wished very much to see and was sure she
+should like.&nbsp; She had quite seized the difference between
+the old Paris and the new, and felt the force of the romantic
+associations of the Latin quarter as perfectly as if she had
+enjoyed all the benefits of modern culture.&nbsp; The autumn sun
+was warm in the alleys and terraces <a name="page177"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 177</span>of the Luxembourg; the masses of
+foliage above them, clipped and squared, rusty with ruddy
+patches, shed a thick lacework over the white sky, which was
+streaked with the palest blue.&nbsp; The beds of flowers near the
+palace were of the vividest yellow and red, and the sunlight
+rested on the smooth grey walls of those parts of its basement
+that looked south; in front of which, on the long green benches,
+a row of brown-cheeked nurses, in white caps and white aprons,
+sat yielding sustenance to as many bundles of white
+drapery.&nbsp; There were other white caps wandering in the broad
+paths, attended by little brown French children; the small
+straw-seated chairs were piled and stacked in some places and
+disseminated in others.&nbsp; An old lady in black, with white
+hair fastened over each of her temples by a large black comb, sat
+on the edge of a stone bench (too high for her delicate length)
+motionless, staring straight before her and holding a large
+door-key; under a tree a priest was reading&mdash;you could see
+his lips move at a distance; a young soldier, dwarfish and
+red-legged, strolled past with his hands in his pockets, which
+were very much distended.&nbsp; Waterville sat down with Mrs.
+Headway on the straw-bottomed chairs and she presently said:
+&ldquo;I like this&mdash;it&rsquo;s even better than the pictures
+in the gallery.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s more of a picture.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Everything in France is a picture&mdash;even things
+that are ugly,&rdquo; Waterville replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;Everything
+makes a subject.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I like France!&rdquo; she summed up with a small
+incongruous sigh.&nbsp; Then suddenly, from an impulse more
+conceivably allied to such a sound, she added: &ldquo;He asked me
+to go and see her, but I told him I wouldn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; She may
+come and see me if she likes.&rdquo;&nbsp; This was so abrupt
+that Waterville was slightly confounded; then he saw she had
+returned by a short cut to Sir Arthur Demesne and his <a
+name="page178"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 178</span>honourable
+mother.&nbsp; Waterville liked to know about other people&rsquo;s
+affairs, yet didn&rsquo;t like this taste to be imputed to him;
+and therefore, though much desiring to see how the old lady, as
+he called her, would treat his companion, he was rather
+displeased with the latter for being so confidential.&nbsp; He
+had never assumed he was so intimate with her as that.&nbsp; Mrs.
+Headway, however, had a manner of taking intimacy for
+granted&mdash;a manner Sir Arthur&rsquo;s mother at least
+wouldn&rsquo;t be sure to like.&nbsp; He showed for a little no
+certainty of what she was talking about, but she scarcely
+explained.&nbsp; She only went on through untraceable
+transitions.&nbsp; &ldquo;The least she can do is to come.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve been very kind to her son.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s not a
+reason for my going to her&mdash;it&rsquo;s a reason for her
+coming to me.&nbsp; Besides, if she doesn&rsquo;t like what
+I&rsquo;ve done she can leave me alone.&nbsp; I want to get into
+European society, but I want to do so in my own way.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t want to run after people; I want them to run after
+me.&nbsp; I guess they will, some day!&rdquo;&nbsp; Waterville
+listened to this with his eyes on the ground; he felt himself
+turn very red.&nbsp; There was something in such crudities on the
+part of the ostensibly refined that shocked and mortified him,
+and Littlemore had been right in speaking of her lack of the
+<i>nuance</i>.&nbsp; She was terribly distinct; her motives, her
+impulses, her desires glared like the lighted signs of
+caf&eacute;s-concerts.&nbsp; She needed to keep on view, to hand
+about, like a woman with things to sell on an hotel-terrace, her
+precious intellectual wares.&nbsp; Vehement thought, with Mrs.
+Headway, was inevitably speech, though speech was not always
+thought, and now she had suddenly become vehement.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If she does once come&mdash;then, ah then, I shall be too
+perfect with her; I shan&rsquo;t let her go!&nbsp; But she must
+take the first step.&nbsp; I confess I hope she&rsquo;ll be
+nice.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps she won&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Waterville
+perversely.</p>
+<p><a name="page179"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+179</span>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t care if she
+ain&rsquo;t.&nbsp; He has never told me anything about her; never
+a word about any of his own belongings.&nbsp; If I wished I might
+believe he&rsquo;s ashamed of them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think it&rsquo;s that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know it ain&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I know what it is.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s just regular European refinement.&nbsp; He
+doesn&rsquo;t want to show off; he&rsquo;s too much of a
+gentleman.&nbsp; He doesn&rsquo;t want to dazzle me&mdash;he
+wants me to like him for himself.&nbsp; Well, I do like
+him,&rdquo; she added in a moment.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I shall like
+him still better if he brings his mother.&nbsp; They shall know
+that in America.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you think it will make an impression in
+America?&rdquo; Waterville amusedly asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will show I&rsquo;m visited by the British
+aristocracy.&nbsp; They won&rsquo;t love that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Surely they grudge you no innocent pleasure,&rdquo; the
+young man laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They grudged me common politeness&mdash;when I was in
+New York!&nbsp; Did you ever hear how they treated me when I came
+on from my own section?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville stared; this episode was quite new to him.&nbsp;
+His companion had turned toward him; her pretty head was tossed
+back like a flower in the wind; there was a flush in her cheek, a
+more questionable charm in her eye.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah, my dear New
+Yorkers, they&rsquo;re incapable of rudeness!&rdquo; he
+cried.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re one of them, I see.&nbsp; But I
+don&rsquo;t speak of the men.&nbsp; The men were well
+enough&mdash;though they did allow it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Allow what, Mrs. Headway?&rdquo;&nbsp; He was quite
+thrillingly in the dark.</p>
+<p>She wouldn&rsquo;t answer at once; her eyes, glittering a
+little, were fixed on memories still too vivid.&nbsp; &ldquo;What
+did you hear about me over there?&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t pretend you
+heard nothing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had heard nothing at all; there had not been a <a
+name="page180"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 180</span>word about
+Mrs. Headway in New York.&nbsp; He couldn&rsquo;t pretend and he
+was obliged to tell her this.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I&rsquo;ve been
+away,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;and in America I didn&rsquo;t go
+out.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s nothing to go out for in New
+York&mdash;only insipid boys and girls.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There are plenty of spicy old women, who settled I was
+a bad bold thing.&nbsp; They found out I was in the
+&lsquo;gay&rsquo; line.&nbsp; They discovered I was known to the
+authorities.&nbsp; I <i>am</i> very well known all out
+West&mdash;I&rsquo;m known from Chicago to San Francisco; if not
+personally, at least by reputation.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m known to all
+classes.&nbsp; People can tell you out there.&nbsp; In New York
+they decided I wasn&rsquo;t good enough.&nbsp; Not good enough
+for New York!&nbsp; What do you say to that?&rdquo;&mdash;it rang
+out for derision.&nbsp; Whether she had struggled with her pride
+before making her avowal her confidant of this occasion never
+knew.&nbsp; The strange want of dignity, as he felt, in her
+grievance seemed to indicate that she had no pride, and yet there
+was a sore spot, really a deep wound, in her heart which, touched
+again, renewed its ache.&nbsp; &ldquo;I took a house for the
+winter&mdash;one of the handsomest houses in the place&mdash;but
+I sat there all alone.&nbsp; They thought me &lsquo;gay,&rsquo;
+<i>me</i> gay there on Fifty-Eighth Street without so much as a
+cat!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville was embarrassed; diplomatist as he was he hardly
+knew what line to take.&nbsp; He couldn&rsquo;t see the need or
+the propriety of her overflow; though the incident appeared to
+have been most curious and he was glad to know the facts on the
+best authority.&nbsp; It was the first he did know of this
+remarkable woman&rsquo;s having spent a winter in his native
+city&mdash;which was virtually a proof of her having come and
+gone in complete obscurity.&nbsp; It was vain for him to pretend
+he had been a good deal away, for he had been appointed to his
+post in London only six months before, and Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s
+social failure ante-dated <a name="page181"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 181</span>that event.&nbsp; In the midst of
+these reflexions he had an inspiration.&nbsp; He attempted
+neither to question, to explain nor to apologise; he ventured
+simply to lay his hand for an instant on her own and to exclaim
+as gallantly as possible: &ldquo;I wish <i>I</i> had
+known!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had plenty of men&mdash;but men don&rsquo;t
+count.&nbsp; If they&rsquo;re not a positive help they&rsquo;re a
+hindrance, so that the more you have the worse it looks.&nbsp;
+The women simply turned their backs.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They were afraid of you&mdash;they were jealous,&rdquo;
+the young man produced.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s very good of you to try and patch it up; all
+I know is that not one of them crossed my threshold.&nbsp; No,
+you needn&rsquo;t try and tone it down; I know perfectly how the
+case stands.&nbsp; In New York, if you please, I didn&rsquo;t
+go.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So much the worse for New York!&rdquo; cried
+Waterville, who, as he afterwards said to Littlemore, had got
+quite worked up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And now you know why I want to get into society over
+here?&rdquo;&nbsp; She jumped up and stood before him; with a dry
+hard smile she looked down at him.&nbsp; Her smile itself was an
+answer to her question; it expressed a sharp vindictive
+passion.&nbsp; There was an abruptness in her movements which
+left her companion quite behind; but as he still sat there
+returning her glance he felt he at last in the light of that
+smile, the flash of that almost fierce demand, understood Mrs.
+Headway.</p>
+<p>She turned away to walk to the gate of the garden, and he went
+with her, laughing vaguely and uneasily at her tragic tone.&nbsp;
+Of course she expected him to serve, all obligingly, all
+effectively, her rancour; but his female relations, his mother
+and his sisters, his innumerable cousins, had been a party to the
+slight she had suffered, and he reflected as he walked along that
+after all they had been right.&nbsp; They had been <a
+name="page182"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 182</span>right in
+not going to see a woman who could chatter that way about her
+social wrongs; whether she were respectable or not they had had
+the true assurance she&rsquo;d be vulgar.&nbsp; European society
+might let her in, but European society had its limpness.&nbsp;
+New York, Waterville said to himself with a glow of civic pride,
+was quite capable of taking a higher stand in such a matter than
+London.&nbsp; They went some distance without speaking; at last
+he said, expressing honestly the thought at that moment uppermost
+in his mind: &ldquo;I hate that phrase, &lsquo;getting into
+society.&rsquo;&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think one ought to attribute
+to one&rsquo;s self that sort of ambition.&nbsp; One ought to
+assume that one&rsquo;s <i>in</i> the confounded thing&mdash;that
+one <i>is</i> society&mdash;and to hold that if one has good
+manners one has, from the social point of view, achieved the
+great thing.&nbsp; &lsquo;The best company&rsquo;s where I
+am,&rsquo; any lady or gentleman should feel.&nbsp; The rest can
+take care of itself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>For a moment she appeared not to understand, then she broke
+out: &ldquo;Well, I suppose I haven&rsquo;t good manners; at any
+rate I&rsquo;m not satisfied!&nbsp; Of course I don&rsquo;t talk
+right&mdash;I know that very well.&nbsp; But let me get where I
+want to first&mdash;then I&rsquo;ll look after the details.&nbsp;
+If I once get there I shall be perfect!&rdquo; she cried with a
+tremor of passion.&nbsp; They reached the gate of the garden and
+stood a moment outside, opposite the low arcade of the
+Od&eacute;on, lined with bookstalls, at which Waterville cast a
+slightly wistful glance, waiting for Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s
+carriage, which had drawn up at a short distance.&nbsp; The
+whiskered Max had seated himself within and, on the tense elastic
+cushions, had fallen into a doze.&nbsp; The carriage got into
+motion without his waking; he came to his senses only as it
+stopped again.&nbsp; He started up staring and then without
+confusion proceeded to descend.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve learned it in Italy&mdash;they call it the
+<i>siesta</i>,&rdquo; <a name="page183"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 183</span>he remarked with an agreeable smile,
+holding the door open to Mrs. Headway.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I should think you had and they might!&rdquo;
+this lady replied, laughing amicably as she got into the vehicle,
+where Waterville placed himself beside her.&nbsp; It was not a
+surprise to him that she spoiled her courier; she naturally would
+spoil her courier.&nbsp; But civilisation begins at home, he
+brooded; and the incident threw an ironic light on her desire to
+get into society.&nbsp; It failed, however, to divert her
+thoughts from the subject she was discussing with her friend, for
+as Max ascended the box and the carriage went on its way she
+threw out another note of defiance.&nbsp; &ldquo;If once
+I&rsquo;m all right over here I guess I can make New York do
+something!&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll see the way those women will
+squirm.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville was sure his mother and sisters wouldn&rsquo;t
+squirm; but he felt afresh, as the carriage rolled back to the
+H&ocirc;tel Meurice, that now he understood Mrs. Headway.&nbsp;
+As they were about to enter the court of the hotel a closed
+carriage passed before them, and while a few moments later he
+helped his companion to alight he saw that Sir Arthur Demesne had
+stepped from the other vehicle.&nbsp; Sir Arthur perceived Mrs.
+Headway and instantly gave his hand to a lady seated in the
+coup&eacute;.&nbsp; This lady emerged with a certain slow
+impressiveness, and as she stood before the door of the
+hotel&mdash;a woman still young and fair, with a good deal of
+height, gentle, tranquil, plainly dressed, yet distinctly
+imposing&mdash;it came over our young friend that the Tory member
+had brought <i>his</i> principal female relative to call on Nancy
+Beck.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s triumph had begun; the dowager
+Lady Demesne had taken the first step.&nbsp; Waterville wondered
+whether the ladies in New York, notified by some magnetic wave,
+were beginning to be convulsed.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway, quickly
+conscious of what <a name="page184"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+184</span>had happened, was neither too prompt to appropriate the
+visit nor too slow to acknowledge it.&nbsp; She just paused,
+smiling at Sir Arthur.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should like to introduce my mother&mdash;she wants
+very much to know you.&rdquo;&nbsp; He approached Mrs. Headway;
+the lady had taken his arm.&nbsp; She was at once simple and
+circumspect; she had every resource of the English matron.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Headway, without advancing a step, put out a hand as if
+to draw her quickly closer.&nbsp; &ldquo;I declare you&rsquo;re
+too sweet!&rdquo; Waterville heard her say.</p>
+<p>He was turning away, as his own business was over; but the
+young Englishman, who had surrendered his companion, not to say
+his victim, to the embrace, as it might now almost be called, of
+their hostess, just checked him with a friendly gesture.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I daresay I shan&rsquo;t see you again&mdash;I&rsquo;m
+going away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good-bye then,&rdquo; said Waterville.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+return to England?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No&mdash;I go to Cannes with my mother.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You remain at Cannes?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Till Christmas very likely.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The ladies, escorted by Mr. Max, had passed into the hotel,
+and Waterville presently concluded this exchange.&nbsp; He smiled
+as he walked away, making it analytically out that poor Sir
+Arthur had obtained a concession, in the domestic sphere, only at
+the price of a concession.</p>
+<p>The next morning he looked up Littlemore, from whom he had a
+standing invitation to breakfast, and who, as usual, was smoking
+a cigar and turning over a dozen newspapers.&nbsp; Littlemore had
+a large apartment and an accomplished cook; he got up late and
+wandered about his rooms all the morning, stopping from time to
+time to look out of his windows, which overhung the Place de la
+Madeleine.&nbsp; They had not been seated many minutes at
+breakfast when the <a name="page185"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+185</span>visitor mentioned that Mrs. Headway was about to be
+abandoned by her friend, who was going to Cannes.</p>
+<p>But once more he was to feel how little he might ever
+enlighten this comrade.&nbsp; &ldquo;He came last night to bid me
+good-bye,&rdquo; Littlemore said.</p>
+<p>Again Waterville wondered.&nbsp; &ldquo;Very civil of him,
+then, all of a sudden.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He didn&rsquo;t come from civility&mdash;he came from
+curiosity.&nbsp; Having dined here he had a pretext for
+calling.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope his curiosity was satisfied,&rdquo; our young
+man generously dropped.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I suspect not.&nbsp; He sat here some time, but
+we talked only about what he didn&rsquo;t want to
+know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what <i>did</i> he want to know?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whether I know anything against Nancy Beck.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville stared.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did he call her Nancy
+Beck?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We never mentioned her; but I saw what he was after and
+that he quite yearned to lead up to her.&nbsp; I wouldn&rsquo;t
+do it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, poor man!&rdquo; Waterville sighed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why you pity him,&rdquo; said
+Littlemore.&nbsp; &ldquo;Mrs. Beck&rsquo;s admirers were never
+pitied.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, of course he wants to marry her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let him do it then.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve nothing to say to
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He believes there&rsquo;s something about her,
+somewhere in time or space, that may make a pretty big
+mouthful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let him leave it alone then.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How can he if he&rsquo;s really
+hit?&rdquo;&mdash;Waterville spoke as from sad experience.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, my dear fellow, he must settle it himself.&nbsp; He
+has no right at any rate to put me such a question.&nbsp; There
+was a moment, just as he was going, when he had it on his
+tongue&rsquo;s end.&nbsp; He stood there in the doorway, he
+couldn&rsquo;t leave me&mdash;he was going to <a
+name="page186"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 186</span>plump out
+with it.&nbsp; He looked at me straight, and I looked straight at
+him; we remained that way for almost a minute.&nbsp; Then he
+decided not, on the whole, to risk it and took himself
+off.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville assisted at this passage with intense
+interest.&nbsp; &ldquo;And if he had asked you, what would you
+have said?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I suppose you&rsquo;d have said that his question
+wasn&rsquo;t fair.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That would have been tantamount to admitting the
+worst.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; Waterville brooded again, &ldquo;you
+couldn&rsquo;t do that.&nbsp; On the other hand if he had put it
+to you on your honour whether she&rsquo;s a woman to marry it
+would have been very awkward.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Awkward enough.&nbsp; Luckily he has no business to put
+things to me on my honour.&nbsp; Moreover, nothing has passed
+between us to give him the right to ask me <i>any</i> questions
+about Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; As she&rsquo;s a great friend of mine
+he can&rsquo;t pretend to expect me to give confidential
+information.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t think she&rsquo;s a woman to marry, all
+the same,&rdquo; Waterville returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;And if a man
+were to try to corner you on it you might knock him down, but it
+wouldn&rsquo;t be an answer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would have to serve,&rdquo; said Littlemore.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There are cases where a man must lie nobly,&rdquo; he
+added.</p>
+<p>Waterville looked grave.&nbsp; &ldquo;What cases?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, where a woman&rsquo;s honour&rsquo;s at
+stake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see what you mean.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s of course if he
+has been himself concerned with her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Himself or another.&nbsp; It doesn&rsquo;t
+matter.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think it does matter.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t like false
+swearing,&rdquo; said Waterville.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a
+delicate question.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They were interrupted by the arrival of the servant <a
+name="page187"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 187</span>with a
+second course, and Littlemore gave a laugh as he helped
+himself.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would be a lark to see her married to
+that superior being!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would be a great responsibility.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Responsibility or not, it would be very
+amusing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean, then, to give her a leg up?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Heaven forbid! But I mean to bet on her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville gave his companion a serious glance; he thought him
+strangely superficial.&nbsp; The alternatives looked all
+formidable, however, and he sighed as he laid down his fork.</p>
+<h3><a name="page188"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+188</span>VI</h3>
+<p>The Easter holidays that year were unusually genial; mild
+watery sunshine assisted the progress of the spring.&nbsp; The
+high dense hedges, in Warwickshire, were like walls of hawthorn
+embedded in banks of primrose, and the finest trees in England,
+springing out of them with a regularity which suggested
+conservative principles, began more densely and downily to
+bristle.&nbsp; Rupert Waterville, devoted to his duties and
+faithful in attendance at the Legation, had had little time to
+enjoy the rural hospitality that shows the English, as he had
+promptly learned to say, at their best.&nbsp; Freshly yet not
+wildly exotic he had repeatedly been invited to grace such
+scenes, but had had hitherto to practise with reserve the great
+native art of &ldquo;staying.&rdquo;&nbsp; He cultivated method
+and kept the country-houses in reserve; he would take them up in
+their order, after he should have got a little more used to
+London.&nbsp; Without hesitation, however, he had accepted the
+appeal from Longlands; it had come to him in a simple and
+familiar note from Lady Demesne, with whom he had no
+acquaintance.&nbsp; He knew of her return from Cannes, where she
+had spent the whole winter, for he had seen it related in a
+Sunday newspaper; yet it was with a certain surprise that he
+heard from her in these informal terms.&nbsp; &ldquo;Dear Mr.
+Waterville, my son tells me you will perhaps be able to come down
+here on the seventeenth to spend two <a name="page189"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 189</span>or three days.&nbsp; If you can it
+will give us much pleasure.&nbsp; We can promise you the society
+of your charming countrywoman Mrs. Headway.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had seen Mrs. Headway; she had written him, a fortnight
+before from an hotel in Cork Street, to say she had arrived in
+London for the season and should be happy to see him.&nbsp; He
+had called on her, trembling with the fear that she would break
+ground about her presentation at Court; but he was agreeably
+surprised by her overlooking for the hour this topic.&nbsp; She
+had spent the winter in Rome, travelling directly from that city
+to England, with just a little stop in Paris to buy a few
+clothes.&nbsp; She had taken much satisfaction in Rome, where she
+had made many friends; she assured him she knew half the Roman
+nobility.&nbsp; &ldquo;They&rsquo;re charming people;
+they&rsquo;ve only one fault, they stay too long,&rdquo; she
+said.&nbsp; And in answer to his always slower process, &ldquo;I
+mean when they come to see you,&rdquo; she explained.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;They used to come every evening and then wanted to stay
+till the next day.&nbsp; They were all princes and counts.&nbsp;
+I used to give them cigars and cocktails&mdash;nobody else
+did.&nbsp; I knew as many people as I wanted,&rdquo; she added in
+a moment, feeling perhaps again in her visitor the intimate
+intelligence with which six months before he had listened to her
+account of her discomfiture in New York.&nbsp; &ldquo;There were
+lots of English; I knew all the English and I mean to visit them
+here.&nbsp; The Americans waited to see what the English would
+do, so as to do the opposite.&nbsp; Thanks to that I was spared
+some precious specimens.&nbsp; There are, you know, some fearful
+ones.&nbsp; Besides, in Rome society doesn&rsquo;t matter if
+you&rsquo;ve a feeling for the ruins and the Campagna; I found I
+had an immense feeling for the Campagna.&nbsp; I was always
+mooning round in some damp old temple.&nbsp; It reminded me a
+good deal of the country round San Pablo&mdash;if it hadn&rsquo;t
+been for the <a name="page190"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+190</span>temples.&nbsp; I liked to think it all over when I was
+riding round; I was always brooding over the past.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+At this moment, nevertheless, Mrs. Headway had dismissed the
+past; she was prepared to give herself up wholly to the
+actual.&nbsp; She wished Waterville to advise her as to how she
+should live&mdash;what she should do.&nbsp; Should she stay at an
+hotel or should she take a house?&nbsp; She guessed she had
+better take a house if she could find a nice one.&nbsp; Max
+wanted to look for one, and she didn&rsquo;t know but what
+she&rsquo;d let him; he got her such a nice one in Rome.&nbsp;
+She said nothing about Sir Arthur Demesne, who, it seemed to
+Waterville, would have been her natural guide and sponsor; he
+wondered whether her relations with the Tory member had come to
+an end.&nbsp; Waterville had met him a couple of times since the
+opening of Parliament, and they had exchanged twenty words, none
+of which, however, had had reference to Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; Our
+young man, the previous autumn, had been recalled to London just
+after the incident of which he found himself witness in the court
+of the H&ocirc;tel Meurice; and all he knew of its consequence
+was what he had learned from Littlemore, who, proceeding to
+America, where he had suddenly been advised of reasons for his
+spending the winter, passed through the British capital.&nbsp;
+Littlemore had then reported that Mrs. Headway was enchanted with
+Lady Demesne and had no words to speak of her kindness and
+sweetness.&nbsp; &ldquo;She told me she liked to know her
+son&rsquo;s friends, and I told her I liked to know my
+friends&rsquo; mothers,&rdquo; dear Nancy had reported.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I should be willing to be old if I could be like
+that,&rdquo; she had added, forgetting for the moment that the
+crown of the maturer charm dangled before her at a diminishing
+distance.&nbsp; The mother and son, at any rate, had retired to
+Cannes together, and at this moment Littlemore had received
+letters from home <a name="page191"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+191</span>which caused him to start for Arizona.&nbsp; Mrs.
+Headway had accordingly been left to her own devices, and he was
+afraid she had bored herself, though Mrs. Bagshaw had called upon
+her.&nbsp; In November she had travelled to Italy, not by way of
+Cannes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you suppose she&rsquo;s up to in Rome?&rdquo;
+Waterville had asked; his imagination failing him here, as he was
+not yet in possession of that passage.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t the least idea.&nbsp; And I don&rsquo;t
+care!&rdquo; Littlemore had added in a moment.&nbsp; Before
+leaving London he had further mentioned that Mrs. Headway, on his
+going to take leave of her in Paris, had made another and rather
+an unexpected attack.&nbsp; &ldquo;About the society
+business&mdash;she said I must really do something: she
+couldn&rsquo;t go on that way.&nbsp; And she appealed to me in
+the name&mdash;I don&rsquo;t think I quite know how to say
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should be ever so glad if you&rsquo;d try,&rdquo;
+Waterville had earnestly said, constantly reminding himself that
+Americans in Europe were after all, in a degree, to a man in his
+position, as the sheep to the shepherd.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, in the name of the affection we had formerly
+entertained for each other.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The affection?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So she was good enough to call it.&nbsp; But I deny it
+all.&nbsp; If one had to have an affection for every woman one
+used to sit up &lsquo;evenings&rsquo; with&mdash;!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+And Littlemore had paused, not defining the result of such an
+obligation.&nbsp; Waterville had tried to imagine what it would
+be; while his friend had embarked for New York without telling
+him how, in the event, he had resisted Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s
+attack.</p>
+<p>At Christmas Waterville knew of Sir Arthur&rsquo;s return to
+England and believed he also knew that the Baronet hadn&rsquo;t
+gone down to Rome.&nbsp; He had a theory that Lady Demesne was a
+very clever woman&mdash;clever enough to make her son do what she
+<a name="page192"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+192</span>preferred and yet also make him think it his own
+choice.&nbsp; She had been politic, accommodating, on the article
+of the one civility rendered the American lady; but, having seen
+and judged that heroine, had determined to stop short and to make
+her son, if possible, stop.&nbsp; She had been sweet and kind, as
+Mrs. Headway said, because for the moment this was easiest; but
+she had paid her last visit on the same occasion as her
+first.&nbsp; She had been sweet and kind, but she had set her
+face as a stone, and if poor Nancy, camping on this new field,
+expected to find any vague promises redeemed, she would taste of
+the bitterness of shattered hopes.&nbsp; He had made up his mind
+that, shepherd as he was, and Mrs. Headway one of his sheep, it
+was none of his present duty to run about after her, especially
+as she could be trusted not to stray too far.&nbsp; He saw her a
+second time, and she still said nothing about Sir Arthur.&nbsp;
+Waterville, who always had a theory, made sure she was watching
+the clock, that this proved admirer was behind the hour.&nbsp;
+She was also getting into a house; her courier had found her in
+Chesterfield Street a little gem, which was to cost her only what
+jewels cost.&nbsp; After all this our young man caught his breath
+at Lady Demesne&rsquo;s note, and he went down to Longlands with
+much the same impatience with which, in Paris, he would have
+gone, had he been able, to the first night of a new comedy.&nbsp;
+It seemed to him that through a sudden stroke of good fortune he
+had received a <i>billet d&rsquo;auteur</i>.</p>
+<p>It was agreeable to him to arrive at an English country-house
+at the close of the day.&nbsp; He liked the drive from the
+station in the twilight, the sight of the fields and copses and
+cottages, vague and lonely in contrast to his definite lighted
+goal; the sound of the wheels on the long avenue, which turned
+and wound repeatedly without bringing him to what he reached <a
+name="page193"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 193</span>however at
+last&mdash;the wide grey front with a glow in its scattered
+windows and a sweep of still firmer gravel up to the door.&nbsp;
+The front at Longlands, which was of this sober complexion, had a
+grand pompous air; it was attributed to the genius of Sir
+Christopher Wren.&nbsp; There were wings curving forward in a
+semi-circle, with statues placed at intervals on the cornice; so
+that in the flattering dusk it suggested a great Italian villa
+dropped by some monstrous hand in an English park.&nbsp; He had
+taken a late train, which left him but twenty minutes to dress
+for dinner.&nbsp; He prided himself considerably on the art of
+dressing both quickly and well; but this process left him no time
+to wonder if the apartment to which he had been assigned befitted
+his diplomatic dignity.&nbsp; On emerging from his room he found
+there was an ambassador in the house, and this discovery was a
+check to unrest.&nbsp; He tacitly assumed that he should have had
+a better room if it hadn&rsquo;t been for the ambassador, who was
+of course counted first.&nbsp; The large brilliant house gave an
+impression of the last century and of foreign taste, of light
+colours, high vaulted ceilings with pale mythological frescoes,
+gilded doors surmounted by old French panels, faded tapestries
+and delicate damasks, stores of ancient china among which great
+jars of pink roses were conspicuous.&nbsp; The company had
+assembled for dinner in the principal hall, which was animated by
+a fire of great logs, and the muster was so large that Waterville
+feared he was last.&nbsp; Lady Demesne gave him a smile and a
+touch of her hand; she lacked effusiveness and, saying nothing in
+particular, treated him as if he had been a common guest.&nbsp;
+He wasn&rsquo;t sure whether he liked or hated that; but these
+alternatives mattered equally little to his hostess, who looked
+at her friends as if to verify a catalogue.&nbsp; The master of
+the house was talking to a lady before the fire; when he caught
+sight of <a name="page194"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+194</span>Waterville across the room he waved &ldquo;How
+d&rsquo;ye do&rdquo; with an air of being delighted to see
+him.&nbsp; He had never had that air in Paris, and Waterville had
+a chance to observe, what he had often heard, to how much greater
+advantage the English appear in their country-houses.&nbsp; Lady
+Demesne turned to him again with the sweet vague smile that could
+somehow present a view without making a point.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re waiting for Mrs. Headway.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, she has arrived?&rdquo;&nbsp; Waterville had quite
+forgotten this attraction.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She came at half-past five.&nbsp; At six she went to
+dress.&nbsp; She has had two hours.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let us hope the results will be proportionate,&rdquo;
+the young man laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh the results&mdash;I don&rsquo;t know!&rdquo; Lady
+Demesne murmured without looking at him; and in these simple
+words he found the confirmation of his theory that she was
+playing a deep game.&nbsp; He weighed the question of whom he
+should sit next to at dinner, and hoped, with due deference to
+Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s charms, that he might abut on a less
+explored province.&nbsp; The results of a toilet she had
+protracted through two hours were presently visible.&nbsp; She
+appeared on the staircase which descended to the hall and which,
+for three minutes, as she came down rather slowly, facing the
+people beneath, placed her in considerable relief.&nbsp;
+Waterville, as he watched her, felt the great importance of the
+moment for her: it represented her entrance into English
+society.&nbsp; Well, she entered English society in good shape,
+as Nancy Beck would have said; with a brave free smile,
+suggestive of no flutter, on her lips, and with the trophies of
+the Rue de la Paix trailing behind her.&nbsp; She made a
+portentous rumour as she moved.&nbsp; People turned their eyes to
+her; there was soon a perceptible diminution of talk; though talk
+hadn&rsquo;t been particularly audible.&nbsp; She <a
+name="page195"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 195</span>looked very
+much alone, and it seemed rather studied of her to come down
+last, though possibly, before her glass, she had but been unable
+to please herself.&nbsp; For she evidently felt the importance of
+the occasion, and Waterville was sure her heart beat fast.&nbsp;
+She showed immense pluck, however; she smiled more intensely and
+advanced like a woman acquainted with every social drawback of
+beauty.&nbsp; She had at any rate the support of these
+inconveniences; for nothing on this occasion was wanting to her
+lustre, and the determination to succeed, which might have made
+her hard, was veiled in the virtuous consciousness that she had
+neglected nothing.&nbsp; Lady Demesne went forward to meet her;
+Sir Arthur took no notice of her; and presently Waterville found
+himself proceeding to dinner with the wife of an ecclesiastic, to
+whom his hostess had presented him in the desolation of the
+almost empty hall, when the other couples had flourished
+away.&nbsp; The rank of this ecclesiastic in the hierarchy he
+learned early on the morrow; but in the meantime it seemed to him
+somehow strange that in England ecclesiastics should have
+wives.&nbsp; English life even at the end of a year was full of
+those surprises.&nbsp; The lady, however, was very easily
+accounted for; she was in no sense a violent exception, and there
+had been no need of the Reformation and the destruction of a
+hundred abbeys to produce her.&nbsp; Her name was Mrs. April; she
+was wrapped in a large lace shawl; to eat her dinner she removed
+but one glove, and the other gave Waterville an odd impression
+that the whole repast, in spite of its great completeness, was
+something of the picnic order.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Headway was opposite, at a little distance; she had been
+taken in, as Waterville learned from his neighbour, by a General,
+a gentleman with a lean aquiline face and a cultivated whisker,
+and she had on the other side a smart young man of an identity <a
+name="page196"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 196</span>less
+definite.&nbsp; Poor Sir Arthur sat between two ladies much older
+than himself, whose names, redolent of history, Waterville had
+often heard and had associated with figures more romantic.&nbsp;
+Mrs. Headway gave her countryman no greeting; she evidently
+hadn&rsquo;t seen him till they were seated at table, when she
+stared at him with a violence of surprise that was like the
+interruption of a lively tune.&nbsp; It was a copious and
+well-ordered banquet, but as he looked up and down the table he
+sought to appraise the contributed lustre, the collective
+<i>scintillae</i>, that didn&rsquo;t proceed from silver,
+porcelain, glass or shining damask.&nbsp; Presently renouncing
+the effort, however, he became conscious he was judging the
+affair much more from Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s point of view than
+from his own.&nbsp; He knew no one but Mrs. April, who,
+displaying an almost motherly desire to give him information,
+told him the names of many of their companions; in return for
+which he explained to her that he was not in that set.&nbsp; Mrs.
+Headway got on in perfection with her warrior; Waterville noticed
+her more than he showed; he saw how that officer, evidently a
+cool hand, was drawing her out.&nbsp; Waterville hoped she would
+be careful.&nbsp; He was capable, in his way, of frolic thought,
+and as he compared her with the rest of the company said to
+himself that she was a very plucky little woman and that her
+present undertaking had a touch of the heroic.&nbsp; She was
+alone against many, and her opponents were a serried phalanx;
+those who were there represented a thousand others.&nbsp; Her
+type so violated every presumption blooming there that to the eye
+of the imagination she stood very much on her merits.&nbsp; Such
+people seemed so completely made up, so unconscious of effort, so
+surrounded with things to rest upon; the men with their clean
+complexions, their well-hung chins, their cold pleasant eyes,
+their shoulders set back, their absence of gesture; the <a
+name="page197"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 197</span>women,
+several very handsome, half-strangled in strings of pearls, with
+smooth plain tresses, seeming to look at nothing in particular,
+supporting silence as if it were as becoming as candle-light, yet
+talking a little sometimes in fresh rich voices.&nbsp; They were
+all wrapped in a community of ideas, of traditions; they
+understood each other&rsquo;s accent, even each other&rsquo;s
+deviations.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway, with all her prettiness, exceeded
+these licences.&nbsp; She was foreign, exaggerated, she had too
+much expression; she might have been engaged for the
+evening.&nbsp; Waterville remarked, moreover, that English
+society was always clutching at amusement and that the business
+was transacted on a cash basis.&nbsp; If Mrs. Headway should
+sufficiently amuse she would succeed, and her fortune&mdash;if
+fortune there was&mdash;would be no hindrance.</p>
+<p>In the drawing-room, after dinner, he went up to her, but she
+gave him no greeting.&nbsp; She only faced him with an expression
+he had never seen before&mdash;a strange bold expression of
+displeasure.&nbsp; It made her fearfully common.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why
+have you come down here?&rdquo; she asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have you
+come to watch me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville coloured to the roots of his hair.&nbsp; He knew it
+was terribly little like a diplomatist, but he was unable to
+control his heat.&nbsp; He was justly shocked, he was angry and
+in addition he was mystified.&nbsp; &ldquo;I came because I was
+asked.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who asked you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The same person who asked you, I suppose&mdash;Lady
+Demesne.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s an old cat!&rdquo;&nbsp; And Nancy Beck
+turned away from him.</p>
+<p>He turned from her as well.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t know what he
+had done to deserve such treatment.&nbsp; It was a complete
+surprise; he had never seen her like that before.&nbsp; She was a
+very vulgar woman; that was the way people dealt with each other,
+he supposed, on <a name="page198"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+198</span>hideous back piazzas.&nbsp; He threw himself almost
+passionately into contact with the others, who all seemed to him,
+possibly a little by contrast, extraordinarily genial and
+friendly.&nbsp; He had not, however, the consolation of seeing
+Mrs. Headway punished for her rudeness&mdash;she wasn&rsquo;t in
+the least neglected.&nbsp; On the contrary, in the part of the
+room where she sat the group was denser and repeatedly broke into
+gusts of unanimous laughter.&nbsp; Yes, if she should amuse them
+she might doubtless get anywhere and do anything, and evidently
+she was amusing them.</p>
+<h3><a name="page199"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+199</span>VII</h3>
+<p>If she was strange, at any rate he hadn&rsquo;t come to the
+end of her strangeness.&nbsp; The next day was a Sunday and
+uncommonly fine; he was down before breakfast and took a walk in
+the park, stopping to gaze at the thin-legged deer on the remoter
+slopes, who reminded him of small pin-cushions turned upside
+down, and wandering along the edge of a large sheet of ornamental
+water which had a temple in imitation of that of Vesta on an
+island in the middle.&nbsp; He thought at this time no more of
+Mrs. Headway; he only reflected that these stately objects had
+for at least a hundred years furnished a background to a great
+deal of heavy history.&nbsp; Further reflexion would perhaps have
+suggested to him that she might yet become a feature in the
+record that so spread itself.&nbsp; Two or three ladies failed to
+appear at breakfast; the well-known Texan belle was one of
+them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She tells me she never leaves her room till
+noon,&rdquo; he heard Lady Demesne say to the General, her
+companion of the previous evening, who had asked about her.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She takes three hours to dress.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s a monstrous clever woman!&rdquo; the
+General declared.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To do it in three hours?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I mean the way she keeps her wits about
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; I think she&rsquo;s very clever,&rdquo; said Lady
+Demesne on a system in which our young man <a
+name="page200"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 200</span>flattered
+himself he saw more meaning than the General could.&nbsp; There
+was something in this tall straight deliberate woman, who seemed
+at once to yearn and to retire, that Waterville admired.&nbsp;
+With her delicate surface, her conventional mildness, he made out
+she was strong; she had set her patience upon a height and
+carried it like a diadem.&nbsp; She had the young American little
+visibly on her mind, but every now and then she indulged in some
+vague demonstration that showed she had not forgotten him.&nbsp;
+Sir Arthur himself was apparently in excellent spirits, though he
+too never bustled nor overflowed; he only went about looking very
+fresh and fair, as if he took a bath every hour or two, and very
+secure against the unexpected.&nbsp; Waterville had exchanged
+even fewer remarks with him than with his mother; but the master
+of the house had found occasion to say the night before, in the
+smoking-room, that he was delighted this friend had been able to
+come, and that if he was fond of real English scenery there were
+several things about that he should like very much to show
+him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You must give me an hour or two before you go, you
+know; I really think there are some things you&rsquo;ll care
+for.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Arthur spoke as if Waterville would be very fastidious; he
+seemed to wish to do the right thing by him.&nbsp; On the Sunday
+morning after breakfast he inquired if he should care to go to
+church; most of the ladies and several of the men were
+going.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s just as you please, you know; but
+there&rsquo;s rather a pretty walk across the fields and a
+curious little church&mdash;they say of King Stephen&rsquo;s
+time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville knew what this meant; it was already a
+treasure.&nbsp; Besides, he liked going to church, above all when
+he sat in the Squire&rsquo;s pew, which was sometimes as big as a
+boudoir and all fadedly upholstered <a name="page201"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 201</span>to match.&nbsp; So he replied that
+he should be delighted.&nbsp; Then he added without explaining
+his reason: &ldquo;Is Mrs. Headway going?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I really don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; said his host with an
+abrupt change of tone&mdash;as if he inquired into the movements
+of the housekeeper.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The English are awfully queer!&rdquo; Waterville
+consoled himself with secretly exclaiming; to which wisdom, since
+his arrival among them, he had had recourse whenever he
+encountered a gap in the consistency of things.&nbsp; The church
+was even a rarer treasure than Sir Arthur&rsquo;s description of
+it, and Waterville felt Mrs. Headway had been a fool not to
+come.&nbsp; He knew what she was after&mdash;she wished to study
+English life so that she might take possession of it; and to pass
+in among a hedge of bobbing rustics and sit among the monuments
+of the old Demesnes would have told her a great deal about
+English life.&nbsp; If she wished to fortify herself for the
+struggle she had better come to that old church.&nbsp; When he
+returned to Longlands&mdash;he had walked back across the meadows
+with the archdeacon&rsquo;s lady, who was a vigorous
+pedestrian&mdash;it wanted half an hour of luncheon and he was
+unwilling to go indoors.&nbsp; He remembered he had not yet seen
+the gardens, and wandered away in search of them.&nbsp; They were
+on a scale that enabled him to find them without difficulty, and
+they looked as if they had been kept up unremittingly for a
+century or two.&nbsp; He hadn&rsquo;t advanced very far between
+their blooming borders when he heard a voice that he recognised,
+and a moment after, at the turn of an alley, came upon Mrs.
+Headway, who was attended by the master of the scene.&nbsp; She
+was bareheaded beneath her parasol, which she flung back,
+stopping short as she beheld her compatriot.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh it&rsquo;s Mr. Waterville come to spy me out as <a
+name="page202"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+202</span>usual!&rdquo;&nbsp; It was with this remark she greeted
+the slightly-embarrassed young man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hallo, you&rsquo;ve come home from church?&rdquo; Sir
+Arthur said, pulling out his watch.</p>
+<p>Waterville was struck with his coolness.&nbsp; He admired it;
+for, after all, he noted, it must have been disagreeable to him
+to be interrupted.&nbsp; He felt rather an ass, and wished he had
+kept hold of Mrs. April, to give him the air of having come for
+her sake.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway was looking adorably fresh in attire
+that Waterville, who had his ideas on such matters, felt sure
+wouldn&rsquo;t be regarded as the proper thing for a Sunday
+morning in an English country-house: a n&eacute;glig&eacute; of
+white flounces and frills interspersed with yellow
+ribbons&mdash;a garment Madame de Pompadour might have sported to
+receive Louis XV., but probably wouldn&rsquo;t have worn for a
+public airing.&nbsp; The sight of this costume gave the finishing
+touch to his impression that she knew on the whole what she was
+about.&nbsp; She would take a line of her own; she wouldn&rsquo;t
+be too accommodating.&nbsp; She wouldn&rsquo;t come down to
+breakfast; she wouldn&rsquo;t go to church; she would wear on
+Sunday mornings little elaborately informal dresses and look
+dreadfully un-British and un-Protestant.&nbsp; Perhaps after all
+this was best.&nbsp; She began to talk with a certain
+volubility.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t this too lovely?&nbsp; I walked all the way
+from the house.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not much at walking, but the
+grass in this place is like a parlour.&nbsp; The whole
+thing&rsquo;s driving me wild.&nbsp; Sir Arthur, you ought to go
+and look after the Ambassador; it&rsquo;s shameful the way
+I&rsquo;ve kept you.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t trouble about the
+Ambassador?&nbsp; You said just now you had scarcely spoken to
+him, and you must make that right up.&nbsp; I never saw such a
+way of neglecting your guests.&nbsp; Is it the usual style over
+here?&nbsp; Go and take him out to ride or make him play a game
+of billiards.&nbsp; Mr. Waterville will <a
+name="page203"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 203</span>take me
+home; besides, I want to scold him for spying on me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our young man sharply resented her charge.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had
+no idea whatever you were here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We weren&rsquo;t hiding,&rdquo; said Sir Arthur
+quietly.&nbsp; &ldquo;Perhaps you&rsquo;ll see Mrs. Headway back
+to the house.&nbsp; I think I ought to look after old
+Davidoff.&nbsp; I believe luncheon&rsquo;s at two.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He left them, and Waterville wandered through the gardens with
+Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; She at once sought again to learn if he had
+come there to &ldquo;dog&rdquo; her; but this inquiry
+wasn&rsquo;t accompanied, to his surprise, with the acrimony she
+had displayed the night before.&nbsp; He was determined not to
+let that pass, however; when people had treated him in that way
+they shouldn&rsquo;t be allowed to forget it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you suppose I&rsquo;m always thinking of you?&rdquo;
+he derisively demanded.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;re out of my mind
+<i>sometimes</i>.&nbsp; I came this way to look at the gardens,
+and if you hadn&rsquo;t spoken to me should have passed
+on.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Headway was perfectly good-natured; she appeared not even
+to hear his defence.&nbsp; &ldquo;He has got two other
+places,&rdquo; she simply rejoined.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s
+just what I wanted to know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He wouldn&rsquo;t nevertheless be turned from his
+grievance.&nbsp; That mode of reparation to a person whom you had
+insulted which consisted in forgetting you had done so was
+doubtless largely in use on back piazzas; but a creature of any
+spirit required a different form.&nbsp; &ldquo;What did you mean
+last night by accusing me of having come down here to watch
+you?&nbsp; Pardon me if I tell you I think you grossly
+rude.&rdquo;&nbsp; The sting of the imputation lay in the fact
+that there was a certain amount of truth in it; yet for a moment
+Mrs. Headway, looking very blank, failed to recover it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s a barbarian, after all,&rdquo; thought <a
+name="page204"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+204</span>Waterville.&nbsp; &ldquo;She thinks a woman may slap a
+man&rsquo;s face and run away!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; she cried suddenly, &ldquo;I
+remember&mdash;I was angry with you!&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t expect
+to see you.&nbsp; But I didn&rsquo;t really mind about it at
+all.&nbsp; Every now and then I get mad like that and work it off
+on any one that&rsquo;s handy.&nbsp; But it&rsquo;s over in three
+minutes and I never think of it again.&nbsp; I confess I was mad
+last night; I could have shot the old woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;The old woman&rsquo;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir Arthur&rsquo;s mother.&nbsp; She has no business
+here anyway.&nbsp; In this country when the husband dies
+they&rsquo;re expected to clear out.&nbsp; She has a house of her
+own ten miles from here and another in Portman Square; so she
+ain&rsquo;t in want of good locations.&nbsp; But she
+sticks&mdash;she sticks to him like a strong plaster.&nbsp; It
+came over me as I kind of analysed that she didn&rsquo;t invite
+me here because she liked me, but because she suspects me.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s afraid we&rsquo;ll make a match and she thinks I
+ain&rsquo;t good enough for her son.&nbsp; She must think
+I&rsquo;m in a great hurry to make him mine.&nbsp; I never went
+after him, he came after me.&nbsp; I should never have thought of
+anything if it hadn&rsquo;t been for him.&nbsp; He began it last
+summer at Homburg; he wanted to know why I didn&rsquo;t come to
+England; he told me I should have great success.&nbsp; He
+doesn&rsquo;t know much about it anyway; he hasn&rsquo;t got much
+gumption.&nbsp; But he&rsquo;s a very nice man all the same;
+it&rsquo;s very pleasant to see him surrounded by
+his&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp; And Mrs. Headway paused a moment, her
+appreciation ranging: &ldquo;Surrounded by all his old
+heirlooms.&nbsp; I like the old place,&rdquo; she went on;
+&ldquo;it&rsquo;s beautifully mounted; I&rsquo;m quite satisfied
+with what I&rsquo;ve seen.&nbsp; I thought Lady Demesne
+well-impressed; she left a card on me in London and very soon
+after wrote to me to ask me here.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;m very quick;
+I sometimes see things in a flash.&nbsp; I saw something <a
+name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 205</span>yesterday
+when she came to speak to me at dinner-time.&nbsp; She saw I
+looked pretty and refined, and it made her blue with rage; she
+hoped I&rsquo;d be some sort of a horror.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d like
+very much to oblige her, but what can one do?&nbsp; Then I saw
+she had asked me only because he insisted.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t
+come to see me when I first arrived&mdash;he never came near me
+for ten days.&nbsp; She managed to prevent him; she got him to
+make some promise.&nbsp; But he changed his mind after a little,
+and then he had to do something really polite.&nbsp; He called
+three days in succession, and he made her come.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+one of those women who holds out as long as she can and then
+seems to give in while she&rsquo;s really fussing more than
+ever.&nbsp; She hates me as if I knew something about
+her&mdash;when I don&rsquo;t even know what she thinks I&rsquo;ve
+done myself.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s very underhand; she&rsquo;s a
+regular old cat.&nbsp; When I saw you last night at dinner I
+thought she had got you here to help her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To help her?&rdquo; Waterville echoed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To tell her about me.&nbsp; To give her information she
+can make use of against me.&nbsp; You may give her all you
+like!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville was almost breathless with the attention he had
+paid this extraordinary burst of confidence, and now he really
+felt faint.&nbsp; He stopped short; Mrs. Headway went on a few
+steps and then, stopping too, turned and shone at him in the glow
+of her egotism.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;re the most unspeakable
+woman!&rdquo; he wailed.&nbsp; She seemed to him indeed a
+barbarian.</p>
+<p>She laughed at him&mdash;he felt she was laughing at his
+expression of face&mdash;and her laugh rang through the stately
+gardens.&nbsp; &ldquo;What sort of a woman&rsquo;s
+that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve got no delicacy&rdquo;&mdash;he&rsquo;d
+keep it up.</p>
+<p>She coloured quickly, though, strange to say, without further
+irritation.&nbsp; &ldquo;No delicacy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You ought to keep those things to yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page206"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+206</span>&ldquo;Oh I know what you mean; I talk about
+everything.&nbsp; When I&rsquo;m excited I&rsquo;ve got to
+talk.&nbsp; But I must do things in my own way.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+got plenty of delicacy when people are nice to me.&nbsp; Ask
+Arthur Demesne if I ain&rsquo;t delicate&mdash;ask George
+Littlemore if I ain&rsquo;t.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t stand there all
+day; come on to lunch!&rdquo;&nbsp; And Mrs. Headway resumed her
+walk while her companion, having balanced, slowly overtook
+her.&nbsp; &ldquo;Wait till I get settled; then I&rsquo;ll be
+delicate,&rdquo; she pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;You can&rsquo;t be
+delicate when you&rsquo;re trying to save your life.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s very well for <i>you</i> to talk, with the whole State
+Department to back you.&nbsp; Of course I&rsquo;m excited.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve got right hold of this thing, and I don&rsquo;t mean
+to let go!&rdquo;&nbsp; Before they reached the house she let him
+know why he had been invited to Longlands at the same time as
+herself.&nbsp; Waterville would have liked to believe his
+personal attractions sufficiently explained the fact, but she
+took no account of this supposition.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway preferred
+to see herself in an element of ingenious machination, where
+everything that happened referred to her and was aimed at
+her.&nbsp; Waterville had been asked then because he represented,
+however modestly, the American Legation, and their host had a
+friendly desire to make it appear that his pretty American
+visitor, of whom no one knew anything, was under the protection
+of that establishment.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would start me
+better,&rdquo; the lady in question complacently set forth.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You can&rsquo;t help yourself&mdash;you&rsquo;ve helped to
+start me.&nbsp; If he had known the Minister he&rsquo;d have
+asked him&mdash;or the first secretary.&nbsp; But he don&rsquo;t
+know them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They reached the house by the time she had developed her idea,
+which gave Waterville a pretext more than sufficient for
+detaining her in the portico.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you mean to say Sir
+Arthur has told you this?&rdquo; he inquired almost sternly.</p>
+<p><a name="page207"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+207</span>&ldquo;Told me?&nbsp; Of course not!&nbsp; Do you
+suppose I&rsquo;d let him take the tone with me that I need any
+favours?&nbsp; I&rsquo;d like to hear him tell me I&rsquo;m in
+want of assistance!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why he shouldn&rsquo;t&mdash;at the
+pace you go yourself.&nbsp; You say it to every one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To every one?&nbsp; I say it to you and to George
+Littlemore&mdash;when I get nervous.&nbsp; I say it to you
+because I like you, and to him because I&rsquo;m afraid of
+him.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not in the least afraid of you, by the
+way.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m all alone&mdash;I haven&rsquo;t got any
+one.&nbsp; I must have some comfort, mustn&rsquo;t I?&nbsp; Sir
+Arthur scolded me for putting you off last night&mdash;he noticed
+it; and that was what made me guess his idea.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m much obliged to him,&rdquo; said Waterville
+rather bewildered.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So mind you answer for me.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you want
+me to take your arm to go in?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re a most extraordinary combination!&rdquo;
+he gave to all the winds as she stood smiling at him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh come, don&rsquo;t <i>you</i> fall in love with
+me!&rdquo; she cried with a laugh; and, without taking his arm,
+she passed in before him.</p>
+<p>That evening, before he went to dress for dinner, he wandered
+into the library, where he felt certain he should find some
+superior bindings.&nbsp; There was no one in the room and he
+spent a happy half-hour among treasures of old reading and
+triumphs of old morocco.&nbsp; He had a great esteem for good
+literature, he held that it should have handsome covers.&nbsp;
+The daylight had begun to wane, but whenever, in the rich-looking
+dimness, he made out the glimmer of a well-gilded back, he took
+down the volume and carried it to one of the deep-set
+windows.&nbsp; He had just finished the inspection of a
+delightfully fragrant folio, and was about to carry it back to
+its niche, when he found himself face to face with Lady <a
+name="page208"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+208</span>Demesne.&nbsp; He was sharply startled, for her tall
+slim figure, her preserved fairness, which looked white in the
+high brown room, and the air of serious intention with which she
+presented herself, all gave something spectral to her
+presence.&nbsp; He saw her countenance dimly light, however, and
+heard her say with the vague despair of her neutrality:
+&ldquo;Are you looking at our books?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid
+they&rsquo;re rather dull.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dull?&nbsp; Why they&rsquo;re as bright as the day they
+were bound.&rdquo;&nbsp; And he turned on her the glittering
+panels of his folio.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I haven&rsquo;t looked at them for a
+long time,&rdquo; she murmured, going nearer to the window, where
+she stood looking out.&nbsp; Beyond the clear pane the park
+stretched away, the menace of night already mantling the great
+limbs of the oaks.&nbsp; The place appeared cold and empty, and
+the trees had an air of conscious importance, as if Nature
+herself had been bribed somehow to take the side of county
+families.&nbsp; Her ladyship was no easy person for talk;
+spontaneity had never come to her, and to express herself might
+have been for her modesty like some act of undressing in
+public.&nbsp; Her very simplicity was conventional, though it was
+rather a noble convention.&nbsp; You might have pitied her for
+the sense of her living tied so tight, with consequent moral
+cramps, to certain rigid ideals.&nbsp; This made her at times
+seem tired, like a person who had undertaken too much.&nbsp; She
+said nothing for a moment, and there was an appearance of design
+in her silence, as if she wished to let him know she had appealed
+to him without the trouble of announcing it.&nbsp; She had been
+accustomed to expect people would suppose things, to save her
+questions and explanations.&nbsp; Waterville made some haphazard
+remark about the beauty of the evening&mdash;in point of fact the
+weather had changed for the worse&mdash;to which she <a
+name="page209"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 209</span>vouchsafed
+no reply.&nbsp; But she presently said with her usual gentleness:
+&ldquo;I hoped I should find you here&mdash;I should like to ask
+you something.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Anything I can tell you&mdash;I shall be
+delighted!&rdquo; the young man declared.</p>
+<p>She gave him a pleading look that seemed to say: &ldquo;Please
+be very simple&mdash;very simple indeed.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then she
+glanced about her as if there had been other people in the room;
+she didn&rsquo;t wish to appear closeted with him or to have come
+on purpose.&nbsp; There she was at any rate, and she
+proceeded.&nbsp; &ldquo;When my son told me he should ask you to
+come down I was very glad.&nbsp; I mean of course we were
+delighted&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp; And she paused a moment.&nbsp; But
+she next went on: &ldquo;I want to ask you about Mrs.
+Headway.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, here it is!&rdquo; cried Waterville within
+himself.&nbsp; But he could show no wincing.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah yes,
+I see!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mind my asking you?&nbsp; I hope you don&rsquo;t
+mind.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t any one else to ask.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your son knows her much better than I do.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+He said this without intention of malice, simply to escape from
+the difficulties of the situation, but after he had spoken was
+almost frightened by his mocking sound.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think he knows her.&nbsp; She knows
+<i>him</i>&mdash;which is very different.&nbsp; When I ask him
+about her he merely tells me she&rsquo;s fascinating.&nbsp; She
+<i>is</i> fascinating,&rdquo; said her ladyship with inimitable
+dryness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I think, myself.&nbsp; I like her very much,&rdquo;
+Waterville returned cheerfully.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re in all the better position to speak of her
+then.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To speak well of her,&rdquo; the young man smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course&mdash;if you can.&nbsp; I should be delighted
+to hear you do that.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I wish&mdash;to hear
+some good of her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It might have seemed after this that nothing could <a
+name="page210"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 210</span>have
+remained but for our friend to break out in categoric praise of
+his fellow guest; but he was no more to be tempted into that
+danger than into another.&nbsp; &ldquo;I can only say I like
+her,&rdquo; he repeated.&nbsp; &ldquo;She has been very kind to
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Every one seems to like her,&rdquo; said Lady Demesne
+with an unstudied effect of pathos.&nbsp; &ldquo;She&rsquo;s
+certainly very amusing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s very good-natured.&nbsp; I think she has no
+end of good intentions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you mean by good intentions?&rdquo; asked Lady
+Demesne very sweetly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it strikes me she wants to be friendly and
+pleasant.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Indeed she does!&nbsp; But of course you have to defend
+her.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s your countrywoman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To defend her I must wait till she&rsquo;s
+attacked,&rdquo; Waterville laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s very true.&nbsp; I needn&rsquo;t call your
+attention to the fact that I&rsquo;m not attacking her,&rdquo;
+his hostess observed.&nbsp; &ldquo;I should never attack a person
+staying in this house.&nbsp; I only want to know something about
+her, and if you can&rsquo;t tell me perhaps at least you can
+mention some one who will.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;ll tell you herself.&nbsp; Tell you by the
+hour!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What she has told my son?&nbsp; I shouldn&rsquo;t
+understand it.&nbsp; My son doesn&rsquo;t understand
+it.&rdquo;&nbsp; She had a full pause, a profusion of patience;
+then she resumed disappointedly: &ldquo;It&rsquo;s very
+strange.&nbsp; I rather hoped you might explain it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He turned the case over.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I
+can&rsquo;t explain Mrs. Headway,&rdquo; he concluded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see you admit she&rsquo;s very peculiar.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Even to this, however, he hesitated to commit himself.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s too great a responsibility to answer
+you.&rdquo;&nbsp; He allowed he was very disobliging; he knew
+exactly what Lady Demesne wished him to say.&nbsp; <a
+name="page211"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 211</span>He was
+unprepared to blight the reputation of Mrs. Headway to
+accommodate her; and yet, with his cultivated imagination, he
+could enter perfectly into the feelings of this tender formal
+serious woman who&mdash;it was easy to see&mdash;had looked for
+her own happiness in the observance of duty and in extreme
+constancy to two or three objects of devotion chosen once for
+all.&nbsp; She must indeed have had a conception of life in the
+light of which Nancy Beck would show both for displeasing and for
+dangerous.&nbsp; But he presently became aware she had taken his
+last words as a concession in which she might find help.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know why I ask you these things then?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think I&rsquo;ve an idea,&rdquo; said Waterville,
+persisting in irrelevant laughter.&nbsp; His laugh sounded
+foolish in his own ears.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you know that, I think you ought to assist
+me.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her tone changed now; there was a quick tremor
+in it; he could feel the confession of distress.&nbsp; The
+distress verily was deep; it had pressed her hard before she made
+up her mind to speak to him.&nbsp; He was sorry for her and
+determined to be very serious.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I could help you I would.&nbsp; But my
+position&rsquo;s very difficult.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not so difficult as mine!&rdquo;&nbsp; She
+was going all lengths; she was really appealing to him.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t imagine you under obligations to Mrs.
+Headway.&nbsp; You seem to me so different,&rdquo; she added.</p>
+<p>He was not insensible to any discrimination that told in his
+favour; but these words shocked him as if they had been an
+attempt at bribery.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m surprised you
+don&rsquo;t like her,&rdquo; he ventured to bring out.</p>
+<p>She turned her eyes through the window.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t think you&rsquo;re really surprised, though possibly
+you try to be.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t like her at any rate, and I
+can&rsquo;t fancy why my son should.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s very
+pretty and appears very clever; but I don&rsquo;t trust
+her.&nbsp; I <a name="page212"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+212</span>don&rsquo;t know what has taken possession of him;
+it&rsquo;s not usual in his family to marry people like
+that.&nbsp; Surely she&rsquo;s of <i>no</i> breeding.&nbsp; The
+person I should propose would be so very different&mdash;perhaps
+you can see what I mean.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s something in her
+history we don&rsquo;t understand.&nbsp; My son understands it no
+better than I.&nbsp; If you could throw any light on it, that
+might be a help.&nbsp; If I treat you with such confidence the
+first time I see you it&rsquo;s because I don&rsquo;t know where
+to turn.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m exceedingly anxious.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It was plain enough she was anxious; her manner had become
+more vehement; her eyes seemed to shine in the thickening
+dusk.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are you very sure there&rsquo;s danger?&rdquo;
+Waterville asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;Has he proposed to her and has she
+jumped at him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I wait till they settle it all it will be too
+late.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve reason to believe that my son&rsquo;s not
+engaged, but I fear he&rsquo;s terribly entangled.&nbsp; At the
+same time he&rsquo;s very uneasy, and that may save him
+yet.&nbsp; He has a great sense of honour.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s not
+satisfied about her past life; he doesn&rsquo;t know what to
+think of what we&rsquo;ve been told.&nbsp; Even what she admits
+is so strange.&nbsp; She has been married four or five
+times.&nbsp; She has been divorced again and again.&nbsp; It
+seems so extraordinary.&nbsp; She tells him that in America
+it&rsquo;s different, and I dare say you haven&rsquo;t our ideas;
+but really there&rsquo;s a limit to everything.&nbsp; There must
+have been great irregularities&mdash;I&rsquo;m afraid great
+scandals.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s dreadful to have to accept such
+things.&nbsp; He hasn&rsquo;t told me all this, but it&rsquo;s
+not necessary he should tell me.&nbsp; I know him well enough to
+guess.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Does he know you&rsquo;re speaking to me?&rdquo;
+Waterville asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not in the least.&nbsp; But I must tell you I shall
+repeat to him anything you may say against her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had better say nothing then.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very
+delicate.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s quite undefended.&nbsp; One
+may like <a name="page213"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+213</span>her or not, of course.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen nothing of
+her that isn&rsquo;t perfectly correct,&rdquo; our young man
+wound up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And you&rsquo;ve heard nothing?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He remembered Littlemore&rsquo;s view that there were cases in
+which a man was bound in honour to tell an untruth, and he
+wondered if this were such a one.&nbsp; Lady Demesne imposed
+herself, she made him believe in the reality of her grievance,
+and he saw the gulf that divided her from a pushing little woman
+who had lived with Western editors.&nbsp; She was right to wish
+not to be connected with Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; After all, there had
+been nothing in his relations with that lady to hold him down to
+lying for her.&nbsp; He hadn&rsquo;t sought her acquaintance, she
+had sought his; she had sent for him to come and see her.&nbsp;
+And yet he couldn&rsquo;t give her away&mdash;that stuck in his
+throat.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I really can&rsquo;t say
+anything.&nbsp; And it wouldn&rsquo;t matter.&nbsp; Your son
+won&rsquo;t give her up because I happen not to like
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If he were to believe she had done wrong he&rsquo;d
+give her up.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;ve no right to say so,&rdquo; said
+Waterville.</p>
+<p>Lady Demesne turned away; he indeed disappointed her and he
+feared she was going to break out: &ldquo;Why then do you suppose
+I asked you here?&rdquo;&nbsp; She quitted her place near the
+window and prepared apparently to leave the room.&nbsp; But she
+stopped short.&nbsp; &ldquo;You know something against her, but
+you won&rsquo;t say it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He hugged his folio and looked awkward.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+attribute things to me.&nbsp; I shall never say
+anything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course you&rsquo;re perfectly free.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s some one else who knows, I think&mdash;another
+American&mdash;a gentleman who was in Paris when my son was
+there.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve forgotten his name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A friend of Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s?&nbsp; I suppose you
+mean George Littlemore.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page214"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+214</span>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;Mr. Littlemore.&nbsp; He has a sister
+whom I&rsquo;ve met; I didn&rsquo;t know she was his sister till
+to-day.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway spoke of her, but I find she
+doesn&rsquo;t know her.&nbsp; That itself is a proof, I
+think.&nbsp; Do you think <i>he</i> would help me?&rdquo; Lady
+Demesne asked very simply.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I doubt it, but you can try.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish he had come with you.&nbsp; Do you think
+he&rsquo;d come?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s in America at this moment, but I believe he
+soon comes back.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She took this in with interest.&nbsp; &ldquo;I shall go to his
+sister; I shall ask her to bring him to see me.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+extremely nice; I think she&rsquo;ll understand.&nbsp;
+Unfortunately there&rsquo;s very little time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Waterville bethought himself.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t count
+too much on George Littlemore,&rdquo; he said gravely.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You men have no pity,&rdquo; she grimly sighed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why should we pity you?&nbsp; How can Mrs. Headway hurt
+such a person as you?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>Lady Demesne cast about.&nbsp; &ldquo;It hurts me to hear her
+voice.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Her voice is very liquid.&rdquo;&nbsp; He liked his
+word.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Possibly.&nbsp; But she&rsquo;s horrible!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was too much, it seemed to Waterville; Nancy Beck was
+open to criticism, and he himself had declared she was a
+barbarian.&nbsp; Yet she wasn&rsquo;t horrible.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s for your son to pity you.&nbsp; If he
+doesn&rsquo;t how can you expect it of others?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh but he does!&rdquo;&nbsp; And with a majesty that
+was more striking even than her logic his hostess moved to the
+door.</p>
+<p>Waterville advanced to open it for her, and as she passed out
+he said: &ldquo;There&rsquo;s one thing you can do&mdash;try to
+like her!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She shot him a woeful glance.&nbsp; &ldquo;That would
+be&mdash;worst of all!&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page215"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+215</span>VIII</h3>
+<p>George Littlemore arrived in London on the twentieth of May,
+and one of the first things he did was to go and see Waterville
+at the Legation, where he mentioned that he had taken for the
+rest of the season a house at Queen Anne&rsquo;s Gate, so that
+his sister and her husband, who, under the pressure of diminished
+rents, had let their own town residence, might come up and spend
+a couple of months with him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One of the consequences of your having a house will be
+that you&rsquo;ll have to entertain the Texan belle,&rdquo; our
+young man said.</p>
+<p>Littlemore sat there with his hands crossed on his stick; he
+looked at his friend with an eye that failed to kindle at the
+mention of this lady&rsquo;s name.&nbsp; &ldquo;Has she got into
+European society?&rdquo; he rather languidly inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very much, I should say.&nbsp; She has a house and a
+carriage and diamonds and everything handsome.&nbsp; She seems
+already to know a lot of people; they put her name in the
+<i>Morning Post</i>.&nbsp; She has come up very quickly;
+she&rsquo;s almost famous.&nbsp; Every one&rsquo;s asking about
+her&mdash;you&rsquo;ll be plied with questions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore listened gravely.&nbsp; &ldquo;How did she get
+in?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She met a large party at Longlands and made them all
+think her great fun.&nbsp; They must have taken her up; she only
+wanted a start.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page216"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 216</span>Her
+old friend rallied after a moment to the interest of this news,
+marking his full appreciation of it by a burst of laughter.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;To think of Nancy Beck!&nbsp; The people here do beat the
+Dutch!&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no one they won&rsquo;t go
+after.&nbsp; They wouldn&rsquo;t touch her in New
+York.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh New York&rsquo;s quite old-fashioned and
+rococo,&rdquo; said Waterville; and he announced to Littlemore
+that Lady Demesne was very eager for his arrival and wanted his
+aid to prevent her son&rsquo;s bringing such a person into the
+family.&nbsp; Littlemore was apparently not alarmed at her
+ladyship&rsquo;s projects, and intimated, in the manner of a man
+who thought them rather impertinent, that he could trust himself
+to keep out of her way.&nbsp; &ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t a proper
+marriage at any rate,&rdquo; the second secretary urged.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why not if he loves her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh if that&rsquo;s all you want!&rdquo;&mdash;which
+seemed a degree of cynicism startling to his companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Would you marry her yourself?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly if I were in love with her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You took care not to be that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I did&mdash;and so Demesne had better have
+done.&nbsp; However, since he&rsquo;s bitten&mdash;!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+But Littlemore let the rest of his sentence too indifferently
+drop.</p>
+<p>Waterville presently asked him how he would manage, in view of
+his sister&rsquo;s advent, about asking Mrs. Headway to his
+house; and he replied that he would manage by simply not asking
+her.&nbsp; On this Waterville pronounced him highly inconsistent;
+to which Littlemore rejoined that it was very possible.&nbsp; But
+he asked whether they couldn&rsquo;t talk about something else
+than Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; He couldn&rsquo;t enter into the young
+man&rsquo;s interest in her&mdash;they were sure to have enough
+of her later without such impatience.</p>
+<p><a name="page217"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+217</span>Waterville would have been sorry to give a false idea
+of his interest in the wonderful woman; he knew too well the
+feeling had definite limits.&nbsp; He had been two or three times
+to see her, but it was a relief to be able to believe her quite
+independent of him.&nbsp; There had been no revival of those free
+retorts which had marked their stay at Longlands.&nbsp; She could
+dispense with assistance now; she knew herself in the current of
+success.&nbsp; She pretended to be surprised at her good fortune,
+especially at its rapidity; but she was really surprised at
+nothing.&nbsp; She took things as they came and, being
+essentially a woman of action, wasted almost as little time in
+elation as she would have done in despondence.&nbsp; She talked a
+great deal about Lord Edward and Lady Margaret and such others of
+that &ldquo;standing&rdquo; as had shown a desire for her
+acquaintance; professing to measure perfectly the sources of a
+growing popularity.&nbsp; &ldquo;They come to laugh at me,&rdquo;
+she said; &ldquo;they come simply to get things to repeat.&nbsp;
+I can&rsquo;t open my mouth but they burst into fits.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s a settled thing that I&rsquo;m a grand case of the
+American funny woman; if I make the least remark they begin to
+roar.&nbsp; I must express myself somehow; and indeed when I hold
+my tongue they think me funnier than ever.&nbsp; They repeat what
+I say to a great person, and a great person told some of them the
+other night that he wanted to hear me for himself.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ll do for him what I do for the others; no better and no
+worse.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know how I do it; I talk the only way
+I can.&nbsp; They tell me it isn&rsquo;t so much the things I say
+as the way I say them.&nbsp; Well, they&rsquo;re very easy to
+please.&nbsp; They don&rsquo;t really care for me, you
+know&mdash;they don&rsquo;t love me for myself and the way I want
+to be loved; it&rsquo;s only to be able to repeat Mrs.
+Headway&rsquo;s &lsquo;last.&rsquo;&nbsp; Every one wants to have
+it first; it&rsquo;s a regular race.&rdquo;&nbsp; When she found
+what was expected of her she undertook to supply the article in
+<a name="page218"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+218</span>abundance&mdash;the poor little woman worked hard at
+the vernacular.&nbsp; If the taste of London lay that way she
+would do her best to gratify it; it was only a pity she
+hadn&rsquo;t known before: she would have made more extensive
+preparations.&nbsp; She had thought it a disadvantage of old to
+live in Arizona, in Dakotah, in the newly-admitted States; but
+now she saw that, as she phrased it to herself, this was the best
+thing that ever had happened to her.&nbsp; She tried to recover
+the weird things she had heard out there, and keenly regretted
+she hadn&rsquo;t taken them down in writing; she drummed up the
+echoes of the Rocky Mountains and practised the intonations of
+the Pacific slope.&nbsp; When she saw her audience in convulsions
+she argued that this was success: she inferred that had she only
+come five years sooner she might have married a Duke.&nbsp; That
+would have been even a greater attraction for the London world
+than the actual proceedings of Sir Arthur Demesne, who, however,
+lived sufficiently in the eye of society to justify the rumour
+that there were bets about town as to the issue of his already
+protracted courtship.&nbsp; It was food for curiosity to see a
+young man of his pattern&mdash;one of the few
+&ldquo;earnest&rdquo; young men of the Tory side, with an income
+sufficient for tastes more vivid than those by which he was
+known&mdash;make up to a lady several years older than himself,
+whose fund of Texan slang was even larger than her stock of
+dollars.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway had got a good many new ideas since
+her arrival in London, but she had also not lost her grasp of
+several old ones.&nbsp; The chief of these&mdash;it was now a
+year old&mdash;was that Sir Arthur was the very most eligible
+and, shrewdly considered, taking one thing with another, most
+valuable young man in the world.&nbsp; There were of course a
+good many things he wasn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; He wasn&rsquo;t amusing;
+he wasn&rsquo;t insinuating; he wasn&rsquo;t of an absolutely
+irrepressible ardour.&nbsp; She believed <a
+name="page219"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 219</span>he was
+constant, but he was certainly not eager.&nbsp; With these
+things, however, she could perfectly dispense; she had in
+particular quite outlived the need of being amused.&nbsp; She had
+had a very exciting life, and her vision of happiness at present
+was to be magnificently bored.&nbsp; The idea of complete and
+uncriticised respectability filled her soul with satisfaction;
+her imagination prostrated itself in the presence of this
+virtue.&nbsp; She was aware she had achieved it but ill in her
+own person; but she could now at least connect herself with it by
+sacred ties.&nbsp; She could prove in that way what was her
+deepest feeling.&nbsp; This was a religious appreciation of Sir
+Arthur&rsquo;s great quality&mdash;his smooth and rounded, his
+blooming lily-like exemption from social flaws.</p>
+<p>She was at home when Littlemore went to see her and surrounded
+by several visitors to whom she was giving a late cup of tea and
+to whom she introduced her tall compatriot.&nbsp; He stayed till
+they dispersed, in spite of the man&oelig;uvres of a gentleman
+who evidently desired to outlinger him, but who, whatever might
+have been his happy fortune on former visits, received on this
+occasion no encouragement from their hostess.&nbsp; He looked at
+Littlemore slowly, beginning with his boots and travelling up as
+if to discover the reason of so unexpected a preference, and
+then, with no salutation to him, left the pair face to face.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m curious to see what you&rsquo;ll do for me
+now you&rsquo;ve got your sister with you,&rdquo; Mrs. Headway
+presently remarked, having heard of this circumstance from Rupert
+Waterville.&nbsp; &ldquo;I realise you&rsquo;ll have to do
+something, you know.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sorry for you, but I
+don&rsquo;t see how you can get off.&nbsp; You might ask me to
+dine some day when she&rsquo;s dining out.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d come
+even then, I think, because I want to keep on the right side of
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I call that the wrong side,&rdquo; said Littlemore.</p>
+<p><a name="page220"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+220</span>&ldquo;Yes, I see.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s your sister
+that&rsquo;s on the right side.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re in rather a
+bad fix, ain&rsquo;t you?&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got to be
+&lsquo;good&rsquo; and mean, or you&rsquo;ve got to be kind with
+a little courage.&nbsp; However, you take those things very
+quietly.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s something in you that exasperates
+me.&nbsp; What does your sister think of me?&nbsp; Does she hate
+me?&rdquo; Nancy persisted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She knows nothing about you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you told her nothing?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Never a word.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hasn&rsquo;t she asked you?&nbsp; That shows how she
+hates me.&nbsp; She thinks I ain&rsquo;t creditable to
+America.&nbsp; I know <i>that</i> way of doing it.&nbsp; She
+wants to show people over here that, however they may be taken in
+by me, she knows much better.&nbsp; But she&rsquo;ll have to ask
+you about me; she can&rsquo;t go on for ever.&nbsp; Then
+what&rsquo;ll you say?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That you&rsquo;re the biggest &lsquo;draw&rsquo; in
+Europe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh shucks!&rdquo; she cried, out of her repertory.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Haven&rsquo;t you got into European society?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Maybe I have, maybe I haven&rsquo;t.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+too soon to see.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t tell this season.&nbsp;
+Every one says I&rsquo;ve got to wait till next, to see if
+it&rsquo;s the same.&nbsp; Sometimes they take you right up for a
+few weeks and then just drop you anywhere.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got
+to make it a square thing somehow&mdash;to drive in a
+nail.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You speak as if it were your coffin,&rdquo; said
+Littlemore.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it <i>is</i> a kind of coffin.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+burying my past!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He winced at this&mdash;he was tired to death of her
+past.&nbsp; He changed the subject and turned her on to London, a
+topic as to which her freshness of view and now unpremeditated
+art of notation were really interesting, displayed as they were
+at the expense of most of her new acquaintances and of some of
+the most venerable features of the great city.&nbsp; He himself
+<a name="page221"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 221</span>looked
+at England from the outside as much as it was possible to do; but
+in the midst of her familiar allusions to people and things known
+to her only since yesterday he was struck with the truth that she
+would never really be initiated.&nbsp; She buzzed over the
+surface of things like a fly on a window-pane.&nbsp; This surface
+immensely pleased her; she was flattered, encouraged, excited;
+she dropped her confident judgements as if she were scattering
+flowers, talked about her intentions, her prospects, her
+discoveries, her designs.&nbsp; But she had really learnt no more
+about English life than about the molecular theory.&nbsp; The
+words in which he had described her of old to Waterville came
+back to him: &ldquo;<i>Elle ne doute de rien</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Suddenly she jumped up; she was going out to dine and it was time
+to dress.&nbsp; &ldquo;Before you leave I want you to promise me
+something,&rdquo; she said off-hand, but with a look he had seen
+before and that pressed on the point&mdash;oh so intensely!&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll be sure to be questioned about
+me.&rdquo;&nbsp; And then she paused.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do people know I know you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You haven&rsquo;t &lsquo;blown&rsquo; about it?&nbsp;
+Is that what you mean?&nbsp; You can be a brute when you
+try.&nbsp; They do know it at any rate.&nbsp; Possibly I may have
+told them.&nbsp; They&rsquo;ll come to you to ask about me.&nbsp;
+I mean from Lady Demesne.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s in an awful
+state.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s so afraid of it&mdash;of the way he
+wants me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In himself too, after all, she could still press the spring of
+careless mirth.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>I&rsquo;m</i> not afraid, if you
+haven&rsquo;t yet brought it off.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, he can&rsquo;t make up his mind.&nbsp; I appeal
+to him so, yet he can&rsquo;t quite place me where he&rsquo;d
+have to have me.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her lucidity and her detachment
+were both grotesque and touching.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He must be a poor creature if he won&rsquo;t take you
+as you are.&nbsp; I mean for the sweet sake of what you
+are,&rdquo; Littlemore added.</p>
+<p><a name="page222"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 222</span>This
+wasn&rsquo;t a very gallant form, but she made the best of
+it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well&mdash;he wants to be very careful, and so
+he ought!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If he asks too many questions he&rsquo;s not worth
+marrying,&rdquo; Littlemore rather cheaply opined.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I beg your pardon&mdash;he&rsquo;s worth marrying
+whatever he does; he&rsquo;s worth marrying for <i>me</i>.&nbsp;
+And I want to marry him&mdash;that&rsquo;s what I want to
+do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Her old friend had a pause of some blankness.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is
+he waiting for me to settle it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s waiting for I don&rsquo;t know
+what&mdash;for some one to come and tell him that I&rsquo;m the
+sweetest of the sweet.&nbsp; Then he&rsquo;ll believe it.&nbsp;
+Some one who has been out there and knows all about me.&nbsp; Of
+course you&rsquo;re the man, you&rsquo;re created on
+purpose.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you remember how I told you in Paris
+he wanted to ask you?&nbsp; He was ashamed and gave it up; he
+tried to forget me.&nbsp; But now it&rsquo;s all on
+again&mdash;only meanwhile his mother has been at him.&nbsp; She
+works night and day, like a weasel in a hole, to persuade him
+that I&rsquo;m too much beneath him.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s very fond
+of her and very open to influence; I mean from her&mdash;not from
+any one else.&nbsp; Except me of course.&nbsp; Oh I&rsquo;ve
+influenced him, I&rsquo;ve explained everything fifty times
+over.&nbsp; But some memories, you know, are like those lumpish
+or pointed things you can&rsquo;t get into your trunk&mdash;they
+won&rsquo;t pack anyway; and he keeps coming back to them.&nbsp;
+He wants every little speck explained.&nbsp; He won&rsquo;t come
+to you himself, but his mother will, or she&rsquo;ll send some of
+her people.&nbsp; I guess she&rsquo;ll send the lawyer&mdash;the
+family solicitor they call him.&nbsp; She wanted to send him out
+to America to make inquiries, only she didn&rsquo;t know where to
+send.&nbsp; Of course I couldn&rsquo;t be expected to give the
+places&mdash;they&rsquo;ve got to find <i>them</i> out the best
+way they can.&nbsp; She knows all about you and has made up to
+your sister; a big proof, as she never <a
+name="page223"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 223</span>makes up to
+any one.&nbsp; So you see how much I know.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+waiting for you; she means to hold you with her glittering
+eye.&nbsp; She has an idea she <i>can</i>&mdash;can make you say
+what&rsquo;ll meet her views.&nbsp; Then she&rsquo;ll lay it
+before Sir Arthur.&nbsp; So you&rsquo;ll be so good as to have
+none&mdash;not a view.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore had, however disguisedly, given her every
+attention; but the conclusion left him all too consciously
+staring.&nbsp; &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t mean that anything I can
+say will make a difference?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be affected!&nbsp; You know it will as well
+as I.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You make him out not only a laggard in love but almost
+a dastard in war.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Never mind what I make him out.&nbsp; I guess if I can
+understand him you can accept him.&nbsp; And I appeal to you
+solemnly.&nbsp; You can save me or you can lose me.&nbsp; If you
+lose me you&rsquo;ll be a coward.&nbsp; And if you say a word
+against me I&rsquo;ll be lost.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Go and dress for dinner&mdash;that&rsquo;s your
+salvation,&rdquo; Littlemore returned as he quitted her at the
+head of the stairs.</p>
+<h3><a name="page224"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+224</span>IX</h3>
+<p>It was very well for him to take that tone; but he felt as he
+walked home that he should scarcely know what to say to people
+who were determined, as she put it, to hold him with glittering
+eyes.&nbsp; She had worked a certain spell; she had succeeded in
+making him feel responsible.&nbsp; The sight of her success,
+however, rather hardened his heart; he might have pitied her if
+she had &ldquo;muffed&rdquo; it, as they said, but he just
+sensibly resented her heavy scoring.&nbsp; He dined alone that
+evening while his sister and her husband, who had engagements
+every day for a month, partook of their repast at the expense of
+friends.&nbsp; Mrs. Dolphin, however, came home rather early and
+immediately sought admittance to the small apartment at the foot
+of the staircase which was already spoken of as her
+brother&rsquo;s den.&nbsp; Reggie had gone on to a
+&ldquo;squash&rdquo; somewhere, and she had returned in her
+eagerness to the third member of their party.&nbsp; She was too
+impatient even to wait for morning.&nbsp; She looked impatient;
+she was very unlike George Littlemore.&nbsp; &ldquo;I want you to
+tell me about Mrs. Headway,&rdquo; she at once began, while he
+started slightly at the coincidence of this remark with his own
+thoughts.&nbsp; He was just making up his mind at last to speak
+to her.&nbsp; She unfastened her cloak and tossed it over a
+chair, then pulled off her long tight black gloves, which were
+not so fine as those Mrs. Headway wore; all this as if she were
+preparing <a name="page225"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+225</span>herself for an important interview.&nbsp; She was a
+fair neat woman, who had once been pretty, with a small thin
+voice, a finished manner and a perfect knowledge of what it was
+proper to do on every occasion in life.&nbsp; She always did it,
+and her conception of it was so definite that failure would have
+left her without excuse.&nbsp; She was usually not taken for an
+American, but she made a point of being one, because she
+flattered herself that she was of a type which under that banner
+borrowed distinction from rarity.&nbsp; She was by nature a great
+conservative and had ended by figuring as a better Tory than her
+husband; to the effect of being thought by some of her old
+friends to have changed immensely since her marriage.&nbsp; She
+knew English society as if she had compiled a red-covered
+handbook of the subject; had a way of looking prepared for
+far-reaching social action; had also thin lips and pretty teeth;
+and was as positive as she was amiable.&nbsp; She told her
+brother that Mrs. Headway had given out that he was her most
+intimate friend; whereby she thought it rather odd he had never
+spoken of her &ldquo;at home.&rdquo;&nbsp; Littlemore admitted,
+on this, that he had known her a long time, referred to the
+conditions in which the acquaintance had sprung up, and added
+that he had seen her that afternoon.&nbsp; He sat there smoking
+his cigar and looking up at the cornice while Mrs. Dolphin
+delivered herself of a series of questions.&nbsp; Was it true
+that he liked her so much, was it true he thought her a possible
+woman to marry, was it true that her antecedents had not been
+most peculiar?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I may as well tell you I&rsquo;ve a letter from Lady
+Demesne,&rdquo; his visitor went on.&nbsp; &ldquo;It came to me
+just before I went out, and I have it in my pocket.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She drew forth the missive, which she evidently wished to read
+him; but he gave her no invitation to proceed.&nbsp; He knew she
+had come to him to extract a <a name="page226"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 226</span>declaration adverse to Mrs.
+Headway&rsquo;s projects, and however little edification he might
+find in this lady&rsquo;s character he hated to be arraigned or
+prodded.&nbsp; He had a great esteem for Mrs. Dolphin, who, among
+other Hampshire notions, had picked up that of the major weight
+of the male members of any family, so that she treated him with a
+consideration which made his having an English sister rather a
+luxury.&nbsp; Nevertheless he was not, on the subject of his old
+Texan friend, very accommodating.&nbsp; He admitted once for all
+that she hadn&rsquo;t behaved properly&mdash;it wasn&rsquo;t
+worth while to split hairs about that; but he couldn&rsquo;t see
+that she was much worse than lots of other women about the
+place&mdash;women at once less amusing and less impugned; and he
+couldn&rsquo;t get up much feeling about her marrying or not
+marrying.&nbsp; Moreover, it was none of his business, and he
+intimated that it was none of Mrs. Dolphin&rsquo;s.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One surely can&rsquo;t resist the claims of common
+humanity!&rdquo; his sister replied; and she added that he was
+very inconsistent.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t respect Mrs. Headway, he
+knew the most dreadful things about her, he didn&rsquo;t think
+her fit company for his own flesh and blood.&nbsp; And yet he was
+willing not to save poor Arthur Demesne.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perfectly willing!&rdquo; Littlemore returned.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve nothing to do with saving others.&nbsp; All
+I&rsquo;ve got to do is not to marry her myself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think then we&rsquo;ve any
+responsibilities, any duties to society?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what you mean.&nbsp; Society can
+look after itself.&nbsp; If she can bring it off she&rsquo;s
+welcome.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a splendid sight in its way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you mean splendid?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why she has run up the tree as if she were a
+squirrel!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s very true she has an assurance <i>&agrave;
+toute &eacute;preuve</i>.&nbsp; <a name="page227"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 227</span>But English society has become
+scandalously easy.&nbsp; I never saw anything like the people who
+are taken up.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway has had only to appear to
+succeed.&nbsp; If they can only make out big <i>enough</i> spots
+in you they&rsquo;ll find you attractive.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s like
+the decadence of the Roman Empire.&nbsp; You can see to look at
+this person that she&rsquo;s not a lady.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+pretty, very pretty, but she might be a dissipated
+dressmaker.&nbsp; She wouldn&rsquo;t go down for a minute in New
+York.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen her three times&mdash;she apparently
+goes everywhere.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t speak of her&mdash;I was
+wanting to see what you&rsquo;d do.&nbsp; I judged you meant to
+do nothing, then this letter decided me.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s written
+on purpose to be shown you; it&rsquo;s what the poor
+lady&mdash;<i>such</i> a nice woman herself&mdash;wants you to
+do.&nbsp; She wrote to me before I came to town, and I went to
+see her as soon as I arrived.&nbsp; I think it very
+important.&nbsp; I told her that if she&rsquo;d draw up a little
+statement I&rsquo;d put it before you as soon as we should get
+settled.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s in real distress.&nbsp; I think you
+ought to feel for her.&nbsp; You ought to communicate the facts
+exactly as they stand.&nbsp; A woman has no right to do such
+things as Mrs. Headway and come and ask to be accepted.&nbsp; She
+may make it up with her conscience, but she can&rsquo;t make it
+up with society.&nbsp; Last night at Lady Dovedale&rsquo;s I was
+afraid she&rsquo;d know who I was and get somehow at me.&nbsp; I
+believe she&rsquo;d really have been capable of it, and I got so
+frightened I went away.&nbsp; If Sir Arthur wishes to marry her
+for what she is, of course he&rsquo;s welcome.&nbsp; But at least
+he ought to know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Dolphin was neither agitated nor voluble; she moved from
+point to point with the temper and method of a person accustomed
+to preside at committees and to direct them.&nbsp; She deeply
+desired, however, that Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s triumphant career
+should be checked; such a person had sufficiently abused <a
+name="page228"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 228</span>a tolerance
+already so overstrained.&nbsp; Herself a party to an
+international marriage, Mrs. Dolphin naturally desired the class
+to which she belonged to close its ranks and carry its standard
+high.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me she&rsquo;s quite as good as the poor
+young man himself,&rdquo; said Littlemore, lighting another
+cigar.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As good?&nbsp; What do you mean by
+&lsquo;good&rsquo;?&nbsp; No one has ever breathed a word against
+him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very likely.&nbsp; But he&rsquo;s a nonentity of the
+first water, and she at least a positive quantity, not to say a
+positive force.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s a person, and a very clever
+one.&nbsp; Besides, she&rsquo;s quite as good as the women lots
+of them have married.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s new to me that your
+alliances have been always so august.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know nothing about other cases,&rdquo; Mrs. Dolphin
+said, &ldquo;I only know about this one.&nbsp; It so happens that
+I&rsquo;ve been brought near it, and that an appeal has been made
+to me.&nbsp; The English are very romantic&mdash;the most
+romantic people in the world, if that&rsquo;s what you
+mean.&nbsp; They do the strangest things from the force of
+passion&mdash;even those of whom you would least expect it.&nbsp;
+They marry their cooks, they marry their coachmen, and their
+romances always have the most miserable end.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sure
+this one would be wretched.&nbsp; How can you pretend that such a
+flaming barbarian can be worked into <i>any</i>
+civilisation?&nbsp; What I see is a fine old race&mdash;one of
+the oldest and most honourable in England, people with every
+tradition of good conduct and high principle&mdash;and a dreadful
+disreputable vulgar little woman, who hasn&rsquo;t an idea of
+what such things are, trying to force her way into it.&nbsp; I
+hate to see such things&mdash;I want to go to the
+rescue!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Littlemore returned at his
+leisure.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care a pin for the fine old
+race.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not from interested motives, of course, any more <a
+name="page229"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 229</span>than
+I.&nbsp; But surely on artistic grounds, on grounds of
+decency?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mrs. Headway isn&rsquo;t indecent&mdash;you go too
+far.&nbsp; You must remember that she&rsquo;s an old friend of
+mine.&rdquo;&nbsp; He had become rather stern; Mrs. Dolphin was
+forgetting the consideration due, from an English point of view,
+to brothers.</p>
+<p>She forgot it even a little more.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh if
+you&rsquo;re in love with her too!&rdquo; she quite wailed,
+turning away.</p>
+<p>He made no answer to this, and the words had no sting for
+him.&nbsp; But at last, to finish the affair, he asked what in
+the world the old lady wanted him to do.&nbsp; Did she want him
+to go out into Piccadilly and announce to the passers-by that
+there had been one winter when even Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s sister
+didn&rsquo;t know who was her husband?</p>
+<p>Mrs. Dolphin&rsquo;s reply was to read out Lady
+Demesne&rsquo;s letter, which her brother, as she folded it up
+again, pronounced one of the most extraordinary communications he
+had ever listened to.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s very
+sad&mdash;it&rsquo;s a cry of distress,&rdquo; she
+declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;The whole meaning of it is that she wishes
+you&rsquo;d come and see her.&nbsp; She doesn&rsquo;t say it in
+so many words, but I can read between the lines.&nbsp; Besides,
+she told me she&rsquo;d give anything to see you.&nbsp; Let me
+assure you it&rsquo;s your duty to go.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To go and abuse Nancy Beck?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Go and rave about her if you like!&rdquo;&nbsp; This
+was very clever of Mrs. Dolphin, but her brother was not so
+easily beguiled.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t take that view of his
+duty, and he declined to cross her ladyship&rsquo;s
+threshold.&nbsp; &ldquo;Then she&rsquo;ll come and see
+you,&rdquo; said his visitor with decision.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If she does I&rsquo;ll tell her Nancy&rsquo;s an
+angel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you can say so conscientiously she&rsquo;ll be
+delighted to hear it.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she gathered up her cloak
+and gloves.</p>
+<p><a name="page230"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+230</span>Meeting Rupert Waterville the next day, as he often
+did, at the Saint George&rsquo;s Club, which offers a
+much-appreciated hospitality to secretaries of legation and to
+the natives of the countries they assist in representing,
+Littlemore let him know that his prophecy had been fulfilled and
+that Lady Demesne had been making proposals for an
+interview.&nbsp; &ldquo;My sister read me a desperate letter from
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our young man was all critical attention again.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;&lsquo;Desperate&rsquo;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The letter of a woman so scared that she&rsquo;ll do
+anything.&nbsp; I may be a great brute, but her scare amuses
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re in the position of Olivier de Jalin in
+<i>Le Demi-Monde</i>,&rdquo; Waterville remarked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In <i>Le Demi-Monde</i>?&rdquo;&nbsp; Littlemore was
+not quick at catching literary allusions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you remember the play we saw in
+Paris?&nbsp; Or like Don Fabrice in
+<i>L&rsquo;Aventuri&egrave;re</i>.&nbsp; A bad woman tries to
+marry an honourable man, who doesn&rsquo;t know how bad she is,
+and they who do know step in and push her back.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, it comes to me.&nbsp; There was a good deal of
+lying,&rdquo; Littlemore recalled, &ldquo;all round.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They prevented the marriage, however&mdash;which is the
+great thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The great thing if your heart&rsquo;s set!&nbsp; One of
+the active parties was the intimate friend of the man in love,
+the other was his son.&nbsp; Demesne&rsquo;s nothing at all to
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s a very good fellow,&rdquo; said
+Waterville.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then go and talk to him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Play the part of Olivier de Jalin?&nbsp; Oh I
+can&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not Olivier.&nbsp; But I think I do
+wish he&rsquo;d corner me of himself.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway
+oughtn&rsquo;t really to be allowed to pass.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish to heaven they&rsquo;d let me alone,&rdquo;
+Littlemore <a name="page231"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+231</span>murmured ruefully and staring a while out of the
+window.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you still hold to that theory you propounded in
+Paris?&nbsp; Are you willing to commit perjury?&rdquo; Waterville
+asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Assuredly I can refuse to answer questions&mdash;even
+that one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As I told you before, that will amount to a
+condemnation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Longmore frowningly debated.&nbsp; &ldquo;It may amount to
+what it pleases.&nbsp; I guess I&rsquo;ll go back to
+Paris.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will be the same as not answering.&nbsp; But
+it&rsquo;s quite the best thing you can do.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+really been thinking it out,&rdquo; Waterville continued,
+&ldquo;and I don&rsquo;t hold that from the point of view of
+social good faith she&rsquo;s an article we ought to
+contribute&mdash;!&rdquo;&nbsp; He looked at the matter clearly
+now from a great elevation; his tone, the expression of his face,
+betrayed this lofty flight; the effect of which, as he glanced
+down at his didactic young friend, Littlemore found peculiarly
+irritating.</p>
+<p>He shifted about.&nbsp; &ldquo;No, after all, hanged if they
+shall drive me away!&rdquo; he exclaimed abruptly; and he walked
+off while his companion wondered.</p>
+<h3><a name="page232"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+232</span>X</h3>
+<p>The morning after this the elder man received a note from Mrs.
+Headway&mdash;a short and simple note, consisting merely of the
+words: &ldquo;I shall be at home this afternoon; will you come
+and see me at five?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve something particular to say
+to you.&rdquo;&nbsp; He sent no answer to the question, but went
+to the little house in Chesterfield Street at the hour its
+mistress had proposed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe you know what sort of a woman I
+<i>am</i>!&rdquo; she began as soon as he stood before her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh Lord!&rdquo; Littlemore groaned as he dropped into a
+chair.&nbsp; Then he added: &ldquo;Please don&rsquo;t strike up
+<i>that</i> air!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, but it&rsquo;s exactly what I&rsquo;ve wanted to
+say.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very important.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t know
+me&mdash;you don&rsquo;t understand me.&nbsp; You think you
+do&mdash;but you don&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t for the want of your having told
+me&mdash;many many times!&rdquo;&nbsp; And Littlemore had a hard
+critical smile, irritated as he was at so austere a
+prospect.&nbsp; The last word of all was decidedly that Mrs.
+Headway was a dreadful bore.&nbsp; It was always the last word
+about such women, who never really deserved to be spared.</p>
+<p>She glared at him a little on this; her face was no longer the
+hospitable inn-front with the showy sign of the Smile.&nbsp; The
+sign had come down; she looked <a name="page233"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 233</span>sharp and strained, almost old; the
+change was complete.&nbsp; It made her serious as he had never
+seen her&mdash;having seen her always only either too pleased or
+too disgusted.&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes, I know; men are so stupid.&nbsp;
+They know nothing about women but what women tell them.&nbsp; And
+women tell them things on purpose to see how stupid they can
+be.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve told you things like that just for amusement
+when it was dull.&nbsp; If you believed them it was your own
+fault.&nbsp; But now I want you really to know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to know.&nbsp; I know
+enough.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you mean you know enough?&rdquo; she cried with
+all her sincerity.&nbsp; &ldquo;What business have you to know
+anything?&rdquo;&nbsp; The poor little woman, in her passionate
+purpose, was not obliged to be consistent, and the loud laugh
+with which Littlemore greeted this must have seemed to her unduly
+harsh.&nbsp; &ldquo;You shall know what I want you to know,
+however.&nbsp; You think me a bad woman&mdash;you don&rsquo;t
+respect me; I told you that in Paris.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve done
+things I don&rsquo;t understand, myself, to-day; that I admit as
+fully as you please.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve completely changed, and
+I want to change everything.&nbsp; You ought to enter into that,
+you ought to see what I want.&nbsp; I hate everything that has
+happened to me before this; I loathe it, I despise it.&nbsp; I
+went on that way trying&mdash;trying one thing and another.&nbsp;
+But now I&rsquo;ve got what I want.&nbsp; Do you expect me to go
+down on my knees to you?&nbsp; I believe I will, I&rsquo;m so
+anxious.&nbsp; You can help me&mdash;no one else can do a thing;
+they&rsquo;re only waiting to see if <i>he&rsquo;ll</i> do
+it.&nbsp; I told you in Paris you could help me, and it&rsquo;s
+just as true now.&nbsp; Say a good word for me for Christ&rsquo;s
+sake!&nbsp; You haven&rsquo;t lifted your little finger, or I
+should know it by this time.&nbsp; It will just make the
+difference.&nbsp; Or if your sister would come and see me I
+should be all right.&nbsp; Women are pitiless, pitiless, and
+you&rsquo;re pitiless too.&nbsp; It isn&rsquo;t that Mrs.
+Dolphin&rsquo;s <a name="page234"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+234</span>anything so great, most of my friends are better than
+that!&mdash;but she&rsquo;s the one woman who <i>knows</i>, and
+every one seems to know she knows.&nbsp; <i>He</i> knows it, and
+he knows she doesn&rsquo;t come.&nbsp; So she kills me&mdash;she
+kills me!&nbsp; I understand perfectly what he
+wants&mdash;I&rsquo;ll do everything, be anything, I&rsquo;ll be
+the most perfect wife.&nbsp; The old woman will adore me when she
+knows me&mdash;it&rsquo;s too stupid of her not to see.&nbsp;
+Everything in the past&rsquo;s over; it has all fallen away from
+me; it&rsquo;s the life of another woman.&nbsp; This was what I
+wanted; I knew I should find it some day.&nbsp; I knew I should
+be at home in the best&mdash;and with the highest.&nbsp; What
+could I do in those horrible places?&nbsp; I had to take what I
+could.&nbsp; But now I&rsquo;ve got nice surroundings.&nbsp; I
+want you to do me justice.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve never done me
+justice.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I sent for you for.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore had suddenly ceased to be bored, but a variety of
+feelings had taken the place of that one.&nbsp; It was impossible
+not to be touched; she really meant what she said.&nbsp; People
+don&rsquo;t change their nature, but they change their desires,
+their ideal, their effort.&nbsp; This incoherent passionate plea
+was an assurance that she was literally panting to be
+respectable.&nbsp; But the poor woman, whatever she did, was
+condemned, as he had said of old, in Paris, to Waterville, to be
+only half right.&nbsp; The colour rose to her visitor&rsquo;s
+face as he listened to her outpouring of anxiety and egotism; she
+hadn&rsquo;t managed her early life very well, but there was no
+need of her going down on her knees.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s very
+painful to me to hear all this.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re under no
+obligation to say such things to me.&nbsp; You entirely
+misconceive my attitude&mdash;my influence.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, you shirk it&mdash;you only wish to shirk
+it!&rdquo; she cried, flinging away fiercely the sofa-cushion on
+which she had been resting.</p>
+<p><a name="page235"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+235</span>&ldquo;Marry whom you damn please!&rdquo; Littlemore
+quite shouted, springing to his feet.</p>
+<p>He had hardly spoken when the door was thrown open and the
+servant announced Sir Arthur Demesne.&nbsp; This shy adventurer
+entered with a certain briskness, but stopped short on seeing
+Mrs. Headway engaged with another guest.&nbsp; Recognising
+Littlemore, however, he gave a light exclamation which might have
+passed for a greeting.&nbsp; Mrs. Headway, who had risen as he
+came in, looked with wonderful eyes from one of the men to the
+other; then, like a person who had a sudden inspiration, she
+clasped her hands together and cried out: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m so
+glad you&rsquo;ve met.&nbsp; If I had arranged it it
+couldn&rsquo;t be better!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you had arranged it?&rdquo; said Sir Arthur,
+crinkling a little his high white forehead, while the conviction
+rose before Littlemore that she had indeed arranged it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to do something very
+queer&rdquo;&mdash;and her extravagant manner confirmed her
+words.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re excited, I&rsquo;m afraid you&rsquo;re
+ill.&rdquo;&nbsp; Sir Arthur stood there with his hat and his
+stick; he was evidently much annoyed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s an excellent opportunity; you must forgive
+me if I take advantage.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she flashed a tender
+touching ray at the Baronet.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve wanted this
+a long time&mdash;perhaps you&rsquo;ve seen I wanted it.&nbsp;
+Mr. Littlemore has known me from far back; he&rsquo;s an old old
+friend.&nbsp; I told you that in Paris, don&rsquo;t you
+remember?&nbsp; Well he&rsquo;s my only one, and I want him to
+speak for me.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her eyes had turned now to Littlemore;
+they rested upon him with a sweetness that only made the whole
+proceeding more audacious.&nbsp; She had begun to smile again,
+though she was visibly trembling.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s my only
+one,&rdquo; she continued; &ldquo;it&rsquo;s a great pity, you
+ought to have known others.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;m very much alone
+and must make the best of <a name="page236"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 236</span>what I have.&nbsp; I want so much
+that some one else than myself should speak for me.&nbsp; Women
+usually can ask that service of a relative or of another
+woman.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t; it&rsquo;s a great pity, but
+it&rsquo;s not my fault, it&rsquo;s my misfortune.&nbsp; None of
+my people are here&mdash;I&rsquo;m terribly alone in the
+world.&nbsp; But Mr. Littlemore will tell you; he&rsquo;ll say he
+has known me for ever so long.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll tell you if he
+knows any reason&mdash;if there&rsquo;s anything against
+me.&nbsp; He has been wanting the chance&mdash;he thought he
+couldn&rsquo;t begin himself.&nbsp; You see I treat you as an old
+friend, dear Mr. Littlemore.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll leave you with Sir
+Arthur.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll both excuse me.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+expression of her face, turned towards Littlemore as she
+delivered herself of this singular proposal, had the intentness
+of a magician who wishes to work a spell.&nbsp; She darted at Sir
+Arthur another pleading ray and then swept out of the room.</p>
+<p>The two men remained in the extraordinary position she had
+created for them; neither of them moved even to open the door for
+her.&nbsp; She closed it behind her, and for a moment there was a
+deep portentous silence.&nbsp; Sir Arthur Demesne, very pale,
+stared hard at the carpet.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m placed in an impossible situation,&rdquo;
+Littlemore said at last, &ldquo;and I don&rsquo;t imagine you
+accept it any more than I do.&rdquo;&nbsp; His fellow-visitor
+kept the same attitude, neither looking up nor answering.&nbsp;
+Littlemore felt a sudden gush of pity for him.&nbsp; Of course he
+couldn&rsquo;t accept the situation, but all the same he was
+half-sick with anxiety to see how this nondescript American, who
+was both so precious and so superfluous, so easy and so abysmal,
+would consider Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s challenge.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have
+you any question to ask me?&rdquo; Littlemore went on.&nbsp; At
+which Sir Arthur looked up.&nbsp; The other had seen the look
+before; he had described it to Waterville after Mrs.
+Headway&rsquo;s admirer came to call on him in Paris.&nbsp; There
+were <a name="page237"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+237</span>other things mingled with it now&mdash;shame,
+annoyance, pride; but the great thing, the intense desire to
+<i>know</i>, was paramount.&nbsp; &ldquo;Good God, how can I tell
+him?&rdquo; seemed to hum in Littlemore&rsquo;s ears.</p>
+<p>Sir Arthur&rsquo;s hesitation would have been of the briefest;
+but his companion heard the tick of the clock while it
+lasted.&nbsp; &ldquo;Certainly I&rsquo;ve no question to
+ask,&rdquo; the young man said in a voice of cool almost insolent
+surprise.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good-day then, confound you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The same to you!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But Littlemore left him in possession.&nbsp; He expected to
+find Mrs. Headway at the foot of the staircase; but he quitted
+the house without interruption.</p>
+<p>On the morrow, after luncheon, as he was leaving the vain
+retreat at Queen Anne&rsquo;s Gate, the postman handed him a
+letter.&nbsp; Littlemore opened and read it on the steps, an
+operation which took but a moment.</p>
+<blockquote><p><span class="smcap">Dear Mr.
+Littlemore</span>&mdash;It will interest you to know that
+I&rsquo;m engaged to be married to Sir Arthur Demesne and that
+our marriage is to take place as soon as their stupid old
+Parliament rises.&nbsp; But it&rsquo;s not to come out for some
+days, and I&rsquo;m sure I can trust meanwhile to your complete
+discretion.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">Yours very sincerely,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Nancy H.</span></p>
+<p><i>P.S.</i>&mdash;He made me a terrible scene for what I did
+yesterday, but he came back in the evening and we fixed it all
+right.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s how the thing comes to be
+settled.&nbsp; He won&rsquo;t tell me what passed between
+you&mdash;he requested me never to allude to the subject.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t care&mdash;I was bound you should speak!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Littlemore thrust this epistle into his pocket and marched
+away with it.&nbsp; He had come out on various errands, but he
+forgot his business for the time and <a name="page238"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 238</span>before he knew it had walked into
+Hyde Park.&nbsp; He left the carriages and riders to one side and
+followed the Serpentine into Kensington Gardens, of which he made
+the complete circuit.&nbsp; He felt annoyed, and more
+disappointed than he understood&mdash;than he would have
+understood if he had tried.&nbsp; Now that Nancy Beck had
+succeeded her success was an irritation, and he was almost sorry
+he hadn&rsquo;t said to Sir Arthur: &ldquo;Oh well, she was
+pretty bad, you know.&rdquo;&nbsp; However, now they were at one
+they would perhaps leave him alone.&nbsp; He walked the
+irritation off and before he went about his original purposes had
+ceased to think of Mrs. Headway.&nbsp; He went home at six
+o&rsquo;clock, and the servant who admitted him informed him in
+doing so that Mrs. Dolphin had requested he should be told on his
+return that she wished to see him in the drawing-room.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s another trap!&rdquo; he said to himself
+instinctively; but in spite of this reflexion he went
+upstairs.&nbsp; On entering his sister&rsquo;s presence he found
+she had a visitor.&nbsp; This visitor, to all appearance on the
+point of departing, was a tall elderly woman, and the two ladies
+stood together in the middle of the room.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m so glad you&rsquo;ve come back,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Dolphin without meeting her brother&rsquo;s eye.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I want so much to introduce you to Lady Demesne that I
+hoped you&rsquo;d come in.&nbsp; Must you really
+go&mdash;won&rsquo;t you stay a little?&rdquo; she added, turning
+to her companion; and without waiting for an answer went on
+hastily: &ldquo;I must leave you a moment&mdash;excuse me.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ll come back!&rdquo;&nbsp; Before he knew it Littlemore
+found himself alone with her ladyship and understood that since
+he hadn&rsquo;t been willing to go and see her she had taken upon
+herself to make an advance.&nbsp; It had the queerest effect, all
+the same, to see his sister playing the same tricks as Nancy
+Beck!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, she must be in a fidget!&rdquo; he said to himself
+as he stood before Lady Demesne.&nbsp; She looked modest <a
+name="page239"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 239</span>and aloof,
+even timid, as far as a tall serene woman who carried her head
+very well could look so; and she was such a different type from
+Mrs. Headway that his present vision of Nancy&rsquo;s triumph
+gave her by contrast something of the dignity of the
+vanquished.&nbsp; It made him feel as sorry for her as he had
+felt for her son.&nbsp; She lost no time; she went straight to
+the point.&nbsp; She evidently felt that in the situation in
+which she had placed herself her only advantage could consist in
+being simple and business-like.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m so fortunate as to catch you.&nbsp; I wish so
+much to ask you if you can give me any information about a person
+you know and about whom I have been in correspondence with Mrs.
+Dolphin.&nbsp; I mean Mrs. Headway.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Won&rsquo;t you sit down?&rdquo; asked Littlemore.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, thank you.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve only a
+moment.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;May I ask you why you make this inquiry?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course I must give you my reason.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+afraid my son will marry her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Littlemore was puzzled&mdash;then saw she wasn&rsquo;t yet
+aware of the fact imparted to him in Mrs. Headway&rsquo;s
+note.&nbsp; &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t like her?&rdquo; he asked,
+exaggerating, in spite of himself, the interrogative
+inflexion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not at all,&rdquo; said Lady Demesne, smiling and
+looking at him.&nbsp; Her smile was gentle, without rancour; he
+thought it almost beautiful.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What would you like me to say?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whether you think her respectable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What good will that do you?&nbsp; How can it possibly
+affect the event?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will do me no good, of course, if your
+opinion&rsquo;s favourable.&nbsp; But if you tell me it&rsquo;s
+not I shall be able to say to my son that the one person in
+London who has known her more than six months thinks so and so of
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page240"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 240</span>This
+speech, on Lady Demesne&rsquo;s clear lips, evoked no protest
+from her listener.&nbsp; He had suddenly become conscious of the
+need to utter the simple truth with which he had answered Rupert
+Waterville&rsquo;s first question at the Th&eacute;&acirc;tre
+Fran&ccedil;ais.&nbsp; He brought it out.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t think Mrs. Headway respectable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I was sure you would say that.&rdquo;&nbsp; She seemed
+to pant a little.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can say nothing more&mdash;not a word.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s my opinion.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think it will help
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think it will.&nbsp; I wanted to have it from your
+own lips.&nbsp; That makes all the difference,&rdquo; said Lady
+Demesne.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m exceedingly obliged to
+you.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she offered him her hand; after which he
+accompanied her in silence to the door.</p>
+<p>He felt no discomfort, no remorse, at what he had said; he
+only felt relief&mdash;presumably because he believed it would
+make no difference.&nbsp; It made a difference only in what was
+at the bottom of all things&mdash;his own sense of fitness.&nbsp;
+He only wished he had driven it home that Mrs. Headway would
+probably be for her son a capital wife.&nbsp; But that at least
+would make no difference.&nbsp; He requested his sister, who had
+wondered greatly at the brevity of his interview with her friend,
+to spare him all questions on the subject; and Mrs. Dolphin went
+about for some days in the happy faith that there were to be no
+dreadful Americans in English society compromising her native
+land.</p>
+<p>Her faith, however, was short-lived.&nbsp; Nothing had made
+any difference; it was perhaps too late.&nbsp; The London world
+heard in the first days of July, not that Sir Arthur Demesne was
+to marry Mrs. Headway, but that the pair had been privately and,
+it was to be hoped as regards Mrs. Headway on this occasion,
+indissolubly united.&nbsp; His mother gave neither sign nor
+sound; she only retired to the country.</p>
+<p><a name="page241"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+241</span>&ldquo;I think you might have done differently,&rdquo;
+said Mrs. Dolphin, very pale, to her brother.&nbsp; &ldquo;But of
+course everything will come out now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, and make her more the fashion than ever!&rdquo;
+Littlemore answered with cynical laughter.&nbsp; After his little
+interview with the elder Lady Demesne he didn&rsquo;t feel at
+liberty to call again on the younger; and he never
+learned&mdash;he never even wished to know&mdash;whether in the
+pride of her success she forgave him.</p>
+<p>Waterville&mdash;it was very strange&mdash;was positively
+scandalised at this success.&nbsp; He held that Mrs. Headway
+ought never to have been allowed to marry a confiding gentleman,
+and he used in speaking to Littlemore the same words as Mrs.
+Dolphin.&nbsp; He thought Littlemore might have done
+differently.&nbsp; But he spoke with such vehemence that
+Littlemore looked at him hard&mdash;hard enough to make him
+blush.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you want to marry her yourself?&rdquo;
+his friend inquired.&nbsp; &ldquo;My dear fellow, you&rsquo;re in
+love with her!&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what&rsquo;s the matter with
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This, however, blushing still more, Waterville indignantly
+denied.&nbsp; A little later he heard from New York that people
+were beginning to ask who in the world Lady Demesne &ldquo;had
+been.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page243"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 243</span>AN
+INTERNATIONAL EPISODE</h2>
+<h3><a name="page245"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+245</span>I</h3>
+<p>Four years ago&mdash;in 1874&mdash;two young Englishmen had
+occasion to go to the United States.&nbsp; They crossed the ocean
+at midsummer and, arriving in New York on the first day of
+August, were much struck with the high, the torrid
+temperature.&nbsp; Disembarking upon the wharf they climbed into
+one of the huge high-hung coaches that convey passengers to the
+hotels, and with a great deal of bouncing and bumping they took
+their course through Broadway.&nbsp; The midsummer aspect of New
+York is doubtless not the most engaging, though nothing perhaps
+could well more solicit an alarmed attention.&nbsp; Of quite
+other sense and sound from those of any typical English street
+was the endless rude channel, rich in incongruities, through
+which our two travellers advanced&mdash;looking out on either
+side at the rough animation of the sidewalks, at the
+high-coloured heterogeneous architecture, at the huge white
+marble fa&ccedil;ades that, bedizened with gilded lettering,
+seemed to glare in the strong crude light, at the multifarious
+awnings, banners and streamers, at the extraordinary number of
+omnibuses, horse-cars and other democratic vehicles, at the
+vendors of cooling fluids, the white trousers and big straw hats
+of the policemen, the tripping gait of the modish young persons
+on the pavement, the general brightness, newness, juvenility,
+both of people and things.&nbsp; The young men had <a
+name="page246"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 246</span>exchanged
+few observations, but in crossing Union Square, in front of the
+monument to Washington&mdash;in the very shadow indeed projected
+by the image of the <i>pater patriae</i>&mdash;one of them
+remarked to the other: &ldquo;Awfully rum place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, very odd, very odd,&rdquo; said the other, who was
+the clever man of the two.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pity it&rsquo;s so beastly hot,&rdquo; resumed the
+first speaker after a pause.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know we&rsquo;re in a low latitude,&rdquo; said the
+clever man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay,&rdquo; remarked his friend.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wonder,&rdquo; said the second speaker presently,
+&ldquo;if they can give one a bath.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay not,&rdquo; the other returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say!&rdquo; cried his comrade.</p>
+<p>This animated discussion dropped on their arrival at the
+hotel, recommended to them by an American gentleman whose
+acquaintance they had made&mdash;with whom, indeed, they had
+become very intimate&mdash;on the steamer and who had proposed to
+accompany them to the inn and introduce them in a friendly way to
+the proprietor.&nbsp; This plan, however, had been defeated by
+their friend&rsquo;s finding his &ldquo;partner&rdquo; in earnest
+attendance on the wharf, with urgent claims on his immediate
+presence of mind.&nbsp; But the two Englishmen, with nothing
+beyond their national prestige and personal graces to recommend
+them, were very well received at the hotel, which had an air of
+capacious hospitality.&nbsp; They found a bath not unattainable
+and were indeed struck with the facilities for prolonged and
+reiterated immersion with which their apartment was
+supplied.&nbsp; After bathing a good deal&mdash;more indeed than
+they had ever done before on a single occasion&mdash;they made
+their way to the dining-room of the hotel, which was a spacious
+restaurant with a fountain in the middle, a great many <a
+name="page247"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 247</span>tall plants
+in ornamental tubs and an array of French waiters.&nbsp; The
+first dinner on land, after a sea-voyage, is in any connexion a
+delightful hour, and there was much that ministered to ease in
+the general situation of our young men.&nbsp; They were formed
+for good spirits and addicted and appointed to hilarity; they
+were more observant than they appeared; they were, in an
+inarticulate accidentally dissimulative fashion, capable of high
+appreciation.&nbsp; This was perhaps especially the case with the
+elder, who was also, as I have said, the man of talent.&nbsp;
+They sat down at a little table which was a very different affair
+from the great clattering see-saw in the saloon of the
+steamer.&nbsp; The wide doors and windows of the restaurant stood
+open, beneath large awnings, to a wide expanse studded with other
+plants in tubs and rows of spreading trees&mdash;beyond which
+appeared a large shady square without palings and with
+marble-paved walks.&nbsp; And above the vivid verdure rose other
+fa&ccedil;ades of white marble and of pale chocolate-coloured
+stone, squaring themselves against the deep blue sky.&nbsp; Here,
+outside, in the light and the shade and the heat, was a great
+tinkling of the bells of innumerable street-cars and a constant
+strolling and shuffling and rustling of many pedestrians,
+extremely frequent among whom were young women in
+Pompadour-looking dresses.&nbsp; The place within was cool and
+vaguely lighted; with the plash of water, the odour of flowers
+and the flitting of French waiters, as I have said, on soundless
+carpets.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s rather like Paris, you know,&rdquo; said the
+younger of our two travellers.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like Paris&mdash;only more so,&rdquo; his
+companion returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose it&rsquo;s the French waiters,&rdquo; said
+the first speaker.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why don&rsquo;t they have French
+waiters in London?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page248"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+248</span>&ldquo;Ah, but fancy a French waiter at a London
+club!&rdquo; said his friend.</p>
+<p>The elder man stared as if he couldn&rsquo;t fancy it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;In Paris I&rsquo;m very apt to dine at a place where
+there&rsquo;s an English waiter.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you know,
+what&rsquo;s-his-name&rsquo;s, close to the thingumbob?&nbsp;
+They always set an English waiter at me.&nbsp; I suppose they
+think I can&rsquo;t speak French.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No more you can!&rdquo;&nbsp; And this candid critic
+unfolded his napkin.</p>
+<p>The other paid no heed whatever to his candour.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+say,&rdquo; the latter resumed in a moment, &ldquo;I suppose we
+must learn to speak American.&nbsp; I suppose we must take
+lessons.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t make them out, you know,&rdquo; said the
+clever man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What the deuce is <i>he</i> saying?&rdquo; asked his
+comrade, appealing from the French waiter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s recommending some soft-shell crabs,&rdquo;
+said the clever man.</p>
+<p>And so, in a desultory view of the mysteries of the new world
+bristling about them, the young Englishmen proceeded to
+dine&mdash;going in largely, as the phrase is, for cooling
+draughts and dishes, as to which their attendant submitted to
+them a hundred alternatives.&nbsp; After dinner they went out and
+slowly walked about the neighbouring streets.&nbsp; The early
+dusk of waning summer was at hand, but the heat still very
+great.&nbsp; The pavements were hot even to the stout boot-soles
+of the British travellers, and the trees along the kerb-stone
+emitted strange exotic odours.&nbsp; The young men wandered
+through the adjoining square&mdash;that queer place without
+palings and with marble walks arranged in black and white
+lozenges.&nbsp; There were a great many benches crowded with
+shabby-looking people, and the visitors remarked very justly that
+it wasn&rsquo;t much like Grosvenor Square.&nbsp; <a
+name="page249"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 249</span>On one side
+was an enormous hotel, lifting up into the hot darkness an
+immense array of open and brightly-lighted windows.&nbsp; At the
+base of this populous structure was an eternal jangle of
+horse-cars, and all round it, in the upper dusk, a sinister hum
+of mosquitoes.&nbsp; The ground-floor of the hotel, figuring a
+huge transparent cage, flung a wide glare of gaslight into the
+street, of which it formed a public adjunct, absorbing and
+emitting the passers-by promiscuously.&nbsp; The young Englishmen
+went in with every one else, from curiosity, and saw a couple of
+hundred men sitting on divans along a great marble-paved
+corridor, their legs variously stretched out, together with
+several dozen more standing in a queue, as at the ticket-office
+of a railway station, before a vast marble altar of sacrifice, a
+thing shaped like the counter of a huge shop.&nbsp; These latter
+persons, who carried portmanteaus in their hands, had a dejected
+exhausted look; their garments were not fresh, as if telling of
+some rush, or some fight, for life, and they seemed to render
+mystic tribute to a magnificent young man with a waxed moustache
+and a shirt front adorned with diamond buttons, who every now and
+then dropped a cold glance over their multitudinous
+patience.&nbsp; They were American citizens doing homage to an
+hotel-clerk.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m glad he didn&rsquo;t tell us to go
+there,&rdquo; said one of our Englishmen, alluding to their
+friend on the steamer, who had told them so many things.&nbsp;
+They walked up the Fifth Avenue, where he had, for instance, told
+them all the first families lived.&nbsp; But the first families
+were out of town, and our friends had but the satisfaction of
+seeing some of the second&mdash;or perhaps even the
+third&mdash;taking the evening air on balconies and high flights
+of doorsteps in streets at right angles to the main straight
+channel.&nbsp; They went a little way down one of these
+side-streets and there <a name="page250"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 250</span>saw young ladies in white
+dresses&mdash;charming-looking persons&mdash;seated in graceful
+attitudes on the chocolate-coloured steps.&nbsp; In one or two
+places these young ladies were conversing across the street with
+other young ladies seated in similar postures and costumes in
+front of the opposite houses, and in the warm night air their
+colloquial tones sounded strangely in the ears of the young
+Englishmen.&nbsp; One of the latter, nevertheless&mdash;the
+younger&mdash;betrayed a disposition to intercept some stray item
+of this interchange and see what it would lead to; but his
+companion observed pertinently enough that he had better be
+careful.&nbsp; They mustn&rsquo;t begin by making mistakes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But he told us, you know&mdash;he told us,&rdquo; urged
+the young man, alluding again to the friend on the steamer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Never mind what he told us!&rdquo; answered his elder,
+who, if he had more years and a more developed wit, was also
+apparently more of a moralist.</p>
+<p>By bedtime&mdash;in their impatience to taste of a terrestrial
+couch again our seafarers went to bed early&mdash;it was still
+insufferably hot, and the buzz of the mosquitoes at the open
+windows might have passed for an audible crepitation of the
+temperature.&nbsp; &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t stand this, you
+know,&rdquo; the young Englishmen said to each other; and they
+tossed about all night more boisterously than they had been
+tossed by Atlantic billows.&nbsp; On the morrow their first
+thought was that they would re-embark that day for England, but
+it then occurred to them they might find an asylum nearer at
+hand.&nbsp; The cave of &AElig;olus became their ideal of
+comfort, and they wondered where the Americans went when wishing
+to cool off.&nbsp; They hadn&rsquo;t the least idea, and resolved
+to apply for information to Mr. J. L. Westgate.&nbsp; This was
+the name&mdash;inscribed in a bold hand on the back of a letter
+<a name="page251"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+251</span>carefully preserved in the pocket-book of our younger
+gentleman.&nbsp; Beneath the address, in the left-hand corner of
+the envelope, were the words &ldquo;Introducing Lord Lambeth and
+Percy Beaumont Esq.&rdquo;&nbsp; The letter had been given to the
+two Englishmen by a good friend of theirs in London, who had been
+in America two years previously and had singled out Mr. J. L.
+Westgate from the many friends he had left there as the
+consignee, as it were, of his compatriots.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;He&rsquo;s really very decent,&rdquo; the Englishman in
+London had said, &ldquo;and he has an awfully pretty wife.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s tremendously hospitable&mdash;he&rsquo;ll do
+everything in the world for you, and as he knows every one over
+there it&rsquo;s quite needless I should give you any other
+introduction.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll make you see every
+one&mdash;trust him for the right kick-off.&nbsp; He has a
+tremendously pretty wife.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was natural that in the
+hour of tribulation Lord Lambeth and Mr. Percy Beaumont should
+have bethought themselves of so possible a benefactor; all the
+more so that he lived in the Fifth Avenue and that the Fifth
+Avenue, as they had ascertained the night before, was contiguous
+to their hotel.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ten to one he&rsquo;ll be out of
+town,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont; &ldquo;but we can at least find
+out where he has gone and can at once give chase.&nbsp; He
+can&rsquo;t possibly have gone to a hotter place, you
+know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh there&rsquo;s only one hotter place,&rdquo; said
+Lord Lambeth, &ldquo;and I hope he hasn&rsquo;t gone
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They strolled along the shady side of the street to the number
+indicated by the precious letter.&nbsp; The house presented an
+imposing chocolate-coloured expanse, relieved by facings and
+window-cornices of florid sculpture and by a couple of dusty
+rose-trees which clambered over the balconies and the
+portico.&nbsp; This last-mentioned feature was approached by a
+monumental flight of steps.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Rather better than a dirty London thing,&rdquo; said <a
+name="page252"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 252</span>Lord
+Lambeth, looking down from this altitude after they had rung the
+bell.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It depends upon what London thing you mean,&rdquo;
+replied his companion.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve a tremendous
+chance to get wet between the house-door and your
+carriage.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth, glancing at the blaze
+of the sky, &ldquo;I &lsquo;guess&rsquo; it doesn&rsquo;t rain so
+much here!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The door was opened by a long negro in a white jacket, who
+grinned familiarly when Lord Lambeth asked for Mr.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;He ain&rsquo;t at home, sir; he&rsquo;s
+down town at his office.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh at his office?&rdquo; said the visitors.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And when will he be at home?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, when he goes out dis way in de mo&rsquo;ning he
+ain&rsquo;t liable to come home all day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was discouraging; but the address of Mr. Westgate&rsquo;s
+office was freely imparted by the intelligent black and was taken
+down by Percy Beaumont in his pocket-book.&nbsp; The comrades
+then returned, languidly enough, to their hotel and sent for a
+hackney-coach; and in this commodious vehicle they rolled
+comfortably down town.&nbsp; They measured the whole length of
+Broadway again and found it a path of fire; and then, deflecting
+to the left, were deposited by their conductor before a fresh
+light ornamental structure, ten stories high, in a street crowded
+with keen-faced light-limbed young men who were running about
+very nimbly and stopping each other eagerly at corners and in
+doorways.&nbsp; Passing under portals that were as the course of
+a twofold torrent, they were introduced by one of the keen-faced
+young men&mdash;he was a charming fellow in wonderful
+cream-coloured garments and a hat with a blue ribbon, who had
+evidently recognised them as aliens and helpless&mdash;to a very
+snug hydraulic elevator, in which they took their place with many
+other persons and which, <a name="page253"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 253</span>shooting upward in its vertical
+socket, presently projected them into the seventh heaven, as it
+were, of the edifice.&nbsp; Here, after brief delay, they found
+themselves face to face with the friend of their friend in
+London.&nbsp; His office was composed of several conjoined rooms,
+and they waited very silently in one of these after they had sent
+in their letter and their cards.&nbsp; The letter was not one it
+would take Mr. Westgate very long to read, but he came out to
+speak to them more instantly than they could have expected; he
+had evidently jumped up from work.&nbsp; He was a tall lean
+personage and was dressed all in fresh white linen; he had a thin
+sharp familiar face, a face suggesting one of the ingenious
+modern objects with alternative uses, good as a blade or as a
+hammer, good for the deeps and for the shallows.&nbsp; His
+forehead was high but expressive, his eyes sharp but amused, and
+a large brown moustache, which concealed his mouth, made his
+chin, beneath it, look small.&nbsp; Relaxed though he was at this
+moment Lord Lambeth judged him on the spot tremendously
+clever.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you do, Lord Lambeth, how do you do,
+sir?&rdquo;&mdash;he held the open letter in his hand.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m very glad to meet you&mdash;I hope you&rsquo;re
+very well.&nbsp; You had better come in here&mdash;I think
+it&rsquo;s cooler&rdquo;; and he led the way into another room,
+where there were law-books and papers and where windows opened
+wide under striped awnings.&nbsp; Just opposite one of the
+windows, on a line with his eyes, Lord Lambeth observed the
+weather-vane of a church-steeple.&nbsp; The uproar of the street
+sounded infinitely far below, and his lordship felt high indeed
+in the air.&nbsp; &ldquo;I say it&rsquo;s cooler,&rdquo; pursued
+their host, &ldquo;but everything&rsquo;s relative.&nbsp; How do
+you stand the heat?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t say we like it,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth;
+&ldquo;but Beaumont likes it better than I.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess it will break,&rdquo; Mr. Westgate <a
+name="page254"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 254</span>cheerfully
+declared; &ldquo;there&rsquo;s never anything bad over here but
+it does break.&nbsp; It was very hot when Captain Littledale was
+here; he did nothing but drink sherry-cobblers.&nbsp; He
+expresses some doubt in his letter whether I shall remember
+him&mdash;as if I don&rsquo;t remember once mixing six
+sherry-cobblers for him in about fifteen minutes.&nbsp; I hope
+you left him well.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d be glad to mix him some
+more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, he&rsquo;s all right&mdash;and without
+<i>them</i>,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m always very glad to see your
+countrymen,&rdquo; Mr. Westgate pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;I thought
+it would be time some of you should be coming along.&nbsp; A
+friend of mine was saying to me only a day or two ago,
+&lsquo;It&rsquo;s time for the water-melons and the
+Englishmen.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Englishmen and the water-melons just now are about
+the same thing,&rdquo; Percy Beaumont observed with a wipe of his
+dripping forehead.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah well, we&rsquo;ll put you on ice as we do the
+melons.&nbsp; You must go down to Newport.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll go anywhere!&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, you want to go to Newport; that&rsquo;s what you
+want to do.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Westgate was very positive.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But let&rsquo;s see&mdash;when did you get
+here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Only yesterday,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah yes, by the <i>Russia</i>.&nbsp; Where are you
+staying?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At the Hanover, I think they call it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pretty comfortable?&rdquo; inquired Mr. Westgate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems a capital place, but I can&rsquo;t say we like
+the gnats,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>Mr. Westgate stared and laughed.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh no, of course
+you don&rsquo;t like the gnats.&nbsp; We shall expect you to like
+a good many things over here, but we shan&rsquo;t insist on your
+liking the gnats; though certainly you&rsquo;ll admit that, as
+gnats, they&rsquo;re big things, eh?&nbsp; But you oughtn&rsquo;t
+to remain in the city.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page255"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+255</span>&ldquo;So we think,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If you&rsquo;d kindly suggest something&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Suggest something, my dear sir?&rdquo;&mdash;and Mr.
+Westgate looked him over with narrowed eyelids.&nbsp; &ldquo;Open
+your mouth and shut your eyes!&nbsp; Leave it to me and
+I&rsquo;ll fix you all right.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a matter of
+national pride with me that all Englishmen should have a good
+time, and as I&rsquo;ve been through a good deal with them
+I&rsquo;ve learned to minister to their wants.&nbsp; I find they
+generally want the true thing.&nbsp; So just please consider
+yourselves my property; and if any one should try to appropriate
+you please say, &lsquo;Hands off&mdash;too late for the
+market.&rsquo;&nbsp; But let&rsquo;s see,&rdquo; continued the
+American with his face of toil, his voice of leisure and his
+general intention, apparently, of everything; &ldquo;let&rsquo;s
+see: are you going to make something of a stay, Lord
+Lambeth?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh dear no,&rdquo; said the young Englishman; &ldquo;my
+cousin was to make this little visit, so I just came with him, at
+an hour&rsquo;s notice, for the lark.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it your first time over here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh dear yes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I was obliged to come on some business,&rdquo; Percy
+Beaumont explained, &ldquo;and I brought Lambeth along for
+company.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And <i>you</i> have been here before, sir?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Never, never!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I thought from your referring to business&mdash;&rdquo;
+Mr. Westgate threw off.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh you see I&rsquo;m just acting for some English
+shareholders by way of legal advice.&nbsp; Some of my
+friends&mdash;well, if the truth must be told,&rdquo; Mr.
+Beaumont laughed&mdash;&ldquo;have a grievance against one of
+your confounded railways, and they&rsquo;ve asked me to come and
+judge, if possible, on the spot, what they can hope.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Westgate&rsquo;s amused eyes grew almost tender.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What&rsquo;s your railroad?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p><a name="page256"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+256</span>&ldquo;The Tennessee Central.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The American tilted back his chair and poised it an
+instant.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m sorry you want to attack
+one of our institutions.&nbsp; But I guess you had better enjoy
+yourself <i>first</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m certainly rather afraid I can&rsquo;t work in
+this weather,&rdquo; the young emissary confessed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Leave that to the natives,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;Leave the Tennessee Central to me, Mr.
+Beaumont.&nbsp; I guess I can tell you more about it than most
+any one.&nbsp; But I didn&rsquo;t know you Englishmen ever did
+any work&mdash;in the upper classes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh we do a lot of work, don&rsquo;t we, Lambeth?&rdquo;
+Percy Beaumont appealed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I must certainly be back early for <i>my</i>
+engagements,&rdquo; said his companion irrelevantly but
+gently.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For the shooting, eh? or is it the yachting or the
+hunting or the fishing?&rdquo; inquired his entertainer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I must be in Scotland,&rdquo;&mdash;and Lord Lambeth
+just amiably blushed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; Mr. Westgate returned, &ldquo;you
+had better amuse yourself first also.&nbsp; You must go right
+down and see Mrs. Westgate.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We should be so happy&mdash;if you&rsquo;d kindly tell
+us the train,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t take any train.&nbsp; You take a
+boat.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I see.&nbsp; And what is the name
+of&mdash;a&mdash;the&mdash;a&mdash;town?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a regular old city&mdash;don&rsquo;t you let
+them hear you call it a village or a hamlet or anything of that
+kind.&nbsp; They&rsquo;d half-kill you.&nbsp; Only it&rsquo;s a
+city of pleasure&mdash;of lawns and gardens and verandahs and
+views and, above all, of good Samaritans,&rdquo; Mr. Westgate
+developed.&nbsp; &ldquo;But you&rsquo;ll see what Newport
+is.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s cool.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the principal
+thing.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll greatly oblige me by going down there
+and putting yourself in the hands of Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; It
+isn&rsquo;t <a name="page257"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+257</span>perhaps for me to say it, but you couldn&rsquo;t be in
+better ones.&nbsp; Also in those of her sister, who&rsquo;s
+staying with her.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s half-crazy about
+Englishmen.&nbsp; She thinks there&rsquo;s nothing like
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mrs. Westgate or&mdash;a&mdash;her sister?&rdquo; asked
+Percy Beaumont modestly, yet in the tone of a collector of
+characteristic facts.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I mean my wife,&rdquo; said Mr. Westgate.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t suppose my sister-in-law knows much about
+them yet.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll show her anyhow.&nbsp; She has
+always led a very quiet life.&nbsp; She has lived in
+Boston.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy Beaumont listened with interest.&nbsp; &ldquo;That, I
+believe, is the most intellectual centre.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, yes&mdash;Boston knows it&rsquo;s central and
+feels it&rsquo;s intellectual.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t go there
+much&mdash;I stay round here,&rdquo; Mr. Westgate more loosely
+pursued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I say, you know, <i>we</i> ought to go there,&rdquo;
+Lord Lambeth broke out to his companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh Lord Lambeth, wait till the great heat&rsquo;s
+over!&rdquo; Mr. Westgate interposed.&nbsp; &ldquo;Boston in this
+weather would be very trying; it&rsquo;s not the temperature for
+intellectual exertion.&nbsp; At Boston, you know, you have to
+pass an examination at the city limits, and when you come away
+they give you a kind of degree.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth flushed himself, in his charming way, with
+wonder, though his friend glanced to make sure he wasn&rsquo;t
+looking too credulous&mdash;they had heard so much about American
+practices.&nbsp; He decided in time, at any rate, to take a safe
+middle course.&nbsp; &ldquo;I daresay it&rsquo;s very
+jolly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay it is,&rdquo; Mr. Westgate returned.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Only I must impress on you that at present&mdash;to-morrow
+morning at an early hour&mdash;you&rsquo;ll be expected at
+Newport.&nbsp; We have a house there&mdash;many of our most
+prominent citizens and society leaders go there for the
+summer.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not sure that at this very moment my <a
+name="page258"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 258</span>wife can
+take you in&mdash;she has a lot of people staying with her.&nbsp;
+I don&rsquo;t know who they all are&mdash;only she may have no
+room.&nbsp; But you can begin with the hotel and meanwhile you
+can live at my house.&nbsp; In that way&mdash;simply sleeping at
+the hotel&mdash;you&rsquo;ll find it tolerable.&nbsp; For the
+rest you must make yourself at home at my place.&nbsp; You
+mustn&rsquo;t be shy, you know; if you&rsquo;re only here for a
+month that will be a great waste of time.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate
+won&rsquo;t neglect you, and you had better not undertake to
+resist her.&nbsp; I know something about that.&nbsp; I guess
+you&rsquo;ll find some pretty girls on the premises.&nbsp; I
+shall write to my wife by this afternoon&rsquo;s mail, and
+to-morrow she and Miss Alden will look out for you.&nbsp; Just
+walk right in and get into touch.&nbsp; Your steamer leaves from
+this part of the city, and I&rsquo;ll send right out and get you
+a cabin.&nbsp; Then at half-past four o&rsquo;clock just call for
+me here, and I&rsquo;ll go with you and put you on board.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s a big boat; you might get lost.&nbsp; A few days
+hence, at the end of the week, I don&rsquo;t know but I&rsquo;ll
+come down myself and see how you are.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The two young Englishmen inaugurated the policy of not
+resisting Mrs. Westgate by submitting, with great docility and
+thankfulness, to her husband.&nbsp; He was evidently a clear
+thinker, and he made an impression on his visitors; his
+hospitality seemed to recommend itself consciously&mdash;with a
+friendly wink, as might be, hinting judicially that you
+couldn&rsquo;t make a better bargain.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth and his
+cousin left their entertainer to his labours and returned to
+their hotel, where they spent three or four hours in their
+respective shower-baths.&nbsp; Percy Beaumont had suggested that
+they ought to see something of the town, but &ldquo;Oh damn the
+town!&rdquo; his noble kinsman had rejoined.&nbsp; They returned
+to Mr. Westgate&rsquo;s office in a carriage, with their luggage,
+very punctually; but it must be reluctantly recorded that this
+time <a name="page259"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 259</span>he
+so kept them waiting that they felt themselves miss their
+previous escape and were deterred only by an amiable modesty from
+dispensing with his attendance and starting on a hasty scramble
+to embark.&nbsp; But when at last he appeared and the carriage
+plunged into the purlieus of Broadway they jolted and jostled to
+such good purpose that they reached the huge white vessel while
+the bell for departure was still ringing and the absorption of
+passengers still active.&nbsp; It was indeed, as Mr. Westgate had
+said, a big boat, and his leadership in the innumerable and
+interminable corridors and cabins, with which he seemed perfectly
+acquainted and of which any one and every one appeared to have
+the <i>entr&eacute;e</i>, was very grateful to the slightly
+bewildered voyagers.&nbsp; He showed them their
+state-room&mdash;a luxurious retreat embellished with gas-lamps,
+mirrors <i>en pied</i> and florid furniture&mdash;and then, long
+after they had been intimately convinced that the steamer was in
+motion and launched upon the unknown stream they were about to
+navigate, he bade them a sociable farewell.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, good-bye, Lord Lambeth,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Goodbye, Mr. Percy Beaumont.&nbsp; I hope you&rsquo;ll
+have a good time.&nbsp; Just let them do what they want with
+you.&nbsp; Take it as it&rsquo;s meant.&nbsp; Renounce your own
+personality.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll come down by and by and enjoy
+what&rsquo;s left of you.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page260"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+260</span>II</h3>
+<p>The young Englishmen emerged from their cabin and amused
+themselves with wandering about the immense labyrinthine ship,
+which struck them as a monstrous floating hotel or even as a
+semi-submerged kindergarten.&nbsp; It was densely crowded with
+passengers, the larger number of whom appeared to be ladies and
+very young children; and in the big saloons, ornamented in white
+and gold, which followed each other in surprising succession,
+beneath the swinging gas-lights and among the small side-passages
+where the negro domestics of both sexes assembled with an air of
+amused criticism, every one was moving to and fro and exchanging
+loud and familiar observations.&nbsp; Eventually, at the instance
+of a blackamoor more closely related to the scene than his
+companions, our friends went and had &ldquo;supper&rdquo; in a
+wonderful place arranged like a theatre, where, from a gilded
+gallery upon which little boxes appeared to open, a large
+orchestra played operatic selections and, below, people handed
+about bills of fare in the manner of programmes.&nbsp; All this
+was sufficiently curious; but the agreeable thing, later, was to
+sit out on one of the great white decks in the warm breezy
+darkness and, the vague starlight aiding, make out the line of
+low mysterious coast.&nbsp; Our travellers tried American
+cigars&mdash;those of Mr. Westgate&mdash;and conversed, as they
+usually conversed, with many odd silences, lapses <a
+name="page261"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 261</span>of logic
+and incongruities of transition; like a pair who have grown old
+together and learned to guess each other&rsquo;s sense; or, more
+especially, like persons so conscious of a common point of view
+that missing links and broken lights and loose ends, the
+unexpressed and the understood, could do the office of talk.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We really seem to be going out to sea,&rdquo; Percy
+Beaumont observed.&nbsp; &ldquo;Upon my honour we&rsquo;re going
+back to England.&nbsp; He has shipped us off again.&nbsp; I call
+that &lsquo;real mean.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay it&rsquo;s all right,&rdquo; said Lord
+Lambeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;I want to see those pretty girls at
+Newport.&nbsp; You know he told us the place was an island, and
+aren&rsquo;t all islands in the sea?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; resumed the elder traveller after a while,
+&ldquo;if his house is as good as his cigars I guess we shall
+muddle through.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I fancy he&rsquo;s awfully &lsquo;prominent,&rsquo; you
+know, and I rather liked him,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth pursued as if
+this appreciation of Mr. Westgate had but just glimmered on
+him.</p>
+<p>His comrade, however, engaged in another thought, didn&rsquo;t
+so much as appear to catch it.&nbsp; &ldquo;I say, I guess we had
+better remain at the inn.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think I like the
+way he spoke of his house.&nbsp; I rather object to turning in
+with such a tremendous lot of women.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I don&rsquo;t mind,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.&nbsp;
+And then they smoked a while in silence.&nbsp; &ldquo;Fancy his
+thinking we do no work in England!&rdquo; the young man
+resumed.</p>
+<p>But it didn&rsquo;t rouse his friend, who only replied:
+&ldquo;I daresay he didn&rsquo;t really a bit think
+so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess they don&rsquo;t know much about England
+over here!&rdquo; his lordship humorously sighed.&nbsp; After
+which there was another long pause.&nbsp; &ldquo;He <i>has</i>
+got us out of a hole,&rdquo; observed the young nobleman.</p>
+<p><a name="page262"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 262</span>Percy
+Beaumont genially assented.&nbsp; &ldquo;Nobody certainly could
+have been more civil.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Littledale said his wife was great fun,&rdquo; Lord
+Lambeth then contributed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whose wife&mdash;Littledale&rsquo;s?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Our benefactor&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp;
+What&rsquo;s his name?&nbsp; J. L.&nbsp; It &lsquo;kind of&rsquo;
+sounds like a number.&nbsp; But I guess it&rsquo;s a high
+number,&rdquo; he continued with freshened gaiety.</p>
+<p>The same influences appeared, however, with Mr. Beaumont to
+make rather for anxiety.&nbsp; &ldquo;What was fun to
+Littledale,&rdquo; he said at last a little sententiously,
+&ldquo;may be death to us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you mean by that?&rdquo; his companion
+asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m as good a man as
+Littledale.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear boy, I hope you won&rsquo;t begin to
+flirt,&rdquo; said the elder man.</p>
+<p>His friend smoked acutely.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I daresay I
+shan&rsquo;t <i>begin</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;With a married woman, if she&rsquo;s bent upon it,
+it&rsquo;s all very well,&rdquo; Mr. Beaumont allowed.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But our friend mentioned a young lady&mdash;a sister, a
+sister-in-law.&nbsp; For God&rsquo;s sake keep free of
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you mean, &lsquo;free&rsquo;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Depend upon it she&rsquo;ll try to land you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh rot!&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;American girls are very &lsquo;cute,&rsquo;&rdquo; the
+other urged.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So much the better,&rdquo; said the young man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I fancy they&rsquo;re always up to some wily
+game,&rdquo; Mr. Beaumont developed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They can&rsquo;t be worse than they are in
+England,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth judicially.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, but in England you&rsquo;ve got your natural
+protectors.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got your mother and
+sisters.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My mother and sisters&mdash;!&rdquo; the youth began
+with a certain energy.&nbsp; But he stopped in time, puffing at
+his cigar.</p>
+<p><a name="page263"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+263</span>&ldquo;Your mother spoke to me about it with tears in
+her eyes,&rdquo; said his monitor.&nbsp; &ldquo;She said she felt
+very nervous.&nbsp; I promised to keep you out of
+mischief.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had better take care of yourself!&rdquo; cried Mr.
+Beaumont&rsquo;s charge.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; the responsible party returned, &ldquo;I
+haven&rsquo;t the expectation of&mdash;whatever it is you
+expect.&nbsp; Not to mention other attractions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth, &ldquo;don&rsquo;t cry
+out before you&rsquo;re hurt!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It was certainly very much cooler at Newport, where the
+travellers found themselves assigned to a couple of diminutive
+bedrooms in a far-away angle of an immense hotel.&nbsp; They had
+gone ashore in the early summer twilight and had very promptly
+put themselves to bed; thanks to which circumstance and to their
+having, during the previous hours, in their commodious cabin,
+slept the sleep of youth and health, they began to feel, towards
+eleven o&rsquo;clock, very alert and inquisitive.&nbsp; They
+looked out of their windows across a row of small green fields,
+bordered with low stone dykes of rude construction, and saw a
+deep blue ocean lying beneath a deep blue sky and flecked now and
+then with scintillating patches of foam.&nbsp; A strong fresh
+breeze came in through the curtainless apertures and prompted our
+young men to observe generously that it didn&rsquo;t seem half a
+bad climate.&nbsp; They made other observations after they had
+emerged from their rooms in pursuit of breakfast&mdash;a meal of
+which they partook in a huge bare hall where a hundred negroes in
+white jackets shuffled about on an uncarpeted floor; where the
+flies were superabundant and the tables and dishes covered over
+with a strange voluminous integument of coarse blue gauze; and
+where several little boys and girls, who had risen late, were
+seated in fastidious solitude at the morning repast.&nbsp; These
+young persons had not the morning <a name="page264"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 264</span>paper before them, but were engaged
+in languid perusal of the bill of fare.</p>
+<p>This latter document was a great puzzle to our friends, who,
+on reflecting that its bewildering categories took account of
+breakfast alone, had the uneasy prevision of an encyclopedic
+dinner-list.&nbsp; They found copious diversion at their inn, an
+enormous wooden structure for the erection of which it struck
+them the virgin forests of the West must have been quite laid
+waste.&nbsp; It was perforated from end to end with immense bare
+corridors, through which a strong draught freely blew, bearing
+along wonderful figures of ladies in white morning-dresses and
+clouds of Valenciennes lace, who floated down the endless vistas
+on expanded furbelows very much as angels spread their
+wings.&nbsp; In front was a gigantic verandah on which an army
+might have encamped&mdash;a vast wooden terrace with a roof as
+high as the nave of a cathedral.&nbsp; Here our young men
+enjoyed, as they supposed, a glimpse of American society, which
+was distributed over the measureless expanse in a variety of
+sedentary attitudes and appeared to consist largely of pretty
+young girls, dressed as for a <i>f&ecirc;te champ&ecirc;tre</i>,
+swaying to and fro in rocking-chairs, fanning themselves with
+large straw fans and enjoying an enviable exemption from social
+cares.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth had a theory, which it might be
+interesting to trace to its origin, that it would be not only
+agreeable, but easily possible, to enter into relations with one
+of these young ladies; and his companion found occasion to check
+his social yearning.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had better take care&mdash;else you&rsquo;ll have
+an offended father or brother pulling out a
+bowie-knife.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I assure you it&rsquo;s all right,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth
+replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;You know the Americans come to these big
+hotels to make acquaintances.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know nothing about it, and neither do you,&rdquo; <a
+name="page265"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 265</span>said his
+comrade, who, like a clever man, had begun to see that the
+observation of American society demanded a readjustment of their
+standard.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hang it, then, let&rsquo;s find out!&rdquo; he cried
+with some impatience.&nbsp; &ldquo;You know I don&rsquo;t want to
+miss anything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We <i>will</i> find out,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont
+very reasonably.&nbsp; &ldquo;We&rsquo;ll go and see Mrs.
+Westgate and make all the proper inquiries.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And so the inquiring pair, who had this lady&rsquo;s address
+inscribed in her husband&rsquo;s hand on a card, descended from
+the verandah of the big hotel and took their way, according to
+direction, along a large straight road, past a series of
+fresh-looking villas, embosomed in shrubs and flowers and
+enclosed in an ingenious variety of wooden palings.&nbsp; The
+morning shone and fluttered, the villas stood up bravely in their
+smartness, and the walk of the young travellers turned all to
+confidence.&nbsp; Everything looked as if it had received a coat
+of fresh paint the day before&mdash;the red roofs, the green
+shutters, the clean bright browns and buffs of the
+house-fronts.&nbsp; The flower-beds on the little lawns sparkled
+in the radiant air and the gravel in the short carriage-sweeps
+flashed and twinkled.&nbsp; Along the road came a hundred little
+basket-phaetons in which, almost always, a couple of ladies were
+sitting&mdash;ladies in white dresses and long white gloves,
+holding the reins and looking at the two Englishmen, whose
+nationality was not elusive, through fine blue veils, tied
+tightly about their faces as if to guard their complexions.&nbsp;
+At last the visitors came within sight of the sea again, and
+then, having interrogated a gardener over the paling of a villa,
+turned into an open gate.&nbsp; Here they found themselves face
+to face with the ocean and with a many-pointed much-balconied
+structure, resembling a magnified chalet, perched on a green
+embankment <a name="page266"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+266</span>just above it.&nbsp; The house had a verandah of
+extraordinary width all round, and a great many doors and windows
+standing open to the verandah.&nbsp; These various apertures had,
+together, such an accessible hospitable air, such a breezy
+flutter, within, of light curtains, such expansive thresholds and
+reassuring interiors, that our friends hardly knew which was the
+regular entrance and, after hesitating a moment, presented
+themselves at one of the windows.&nbsp; The room within was
+indistinct, but in a moment a graceful figure vaguely shaped
+itself in the rich-looking gloom&mdash;a lady came to meet
+them.&nbsp; Then they saw she had been seated at a table writing,
+and that, hearing them, she had got up.&nbsp; She stepped out
+into the light; she wore a frank charming smile, with which she
+held out her hand to Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh you must be Lord Lambeth and Mr. Beaumont.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve heard from my husband that you were coming.&nbsp; I
+make you warmly welcome.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she shook hands with
+each of her guests.&nbsp; Her guests were a little shy, but they
+made a gallant effort; they responded with smiles and
+exclamations, they apologised for not knowing the front
+door.&nbsp; The lady returned with vivacity that when she wanted
+to see people very much she didn&rsquo;t insist on those
+distinctions, and that Mr. Westgate had written to her of his
+English friends in terms that made her really anxious.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;He says you&rsquo;re so terribly prostrated,&rdquo; she
+reported.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh you mean by the heat?&rdquo;&mdash;Percy Beaumont
+rose to it.&nbsp; &ldquo;We were rather knocked up, but we feel
+wonderfully better.&nbsp; We had such a
+jolly&mdash;a&mdash;voyage down here.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s so very
+good of you to mind.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, it&rsquo;s so very kind of you,&rdquo; murmured
+Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate stood smiling; Mrs. Westgate was pretty.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, I did mind, and I thought of sending <a
+name="page267"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 267</span>for you
+this morning to the Ocean House.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m very glad
+you&rsquo;re better, and I&rsquo;m charmed you&rsquo;re really
+with us.&nbsp; You must come round to the other side of the
+piazza.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she led the way, with a light smooth
+step, looking back at the young men and smiling.</p>
+<p>The other side of the piazza was, as Lord Lambeth presently
+remarked, a very jolly place.&nbsp; It was of the most liberal
+proportions and, with its awnings, its fanciful chairs, its
+cushions and rugs, its view of the ocean close at hand and
+tumbling along the base of the low cliffs whose level tops
+intervened in lawnlike smoothness, formed a charming complement
+to the drawing-room.&nbsp; As such it was in course of employment
+at the present hour; it was occupied by a social circle.&nbsp;
+There were several ladies and two or three gentlemen, to whom
+Mrs. Westgate proceeded to introduce the distinguished
+strangers.&nbsp; She mentioned a great many names, very freely
+and distinctly; the young Englishmen, shuffling about and bowing,
+were rather bewildered.&nbsp; But at last they were provided with
+chairs&mdash;low wicker chairs, gilded and tied with a great many
+ribbons&mdash;and one of the ladies (a very young person with a
+little snub nose and several dimples) offered Percy Beaumont a
+fan.&nbsp; The fan was also adorned with pink love-knots, but the
+more guarded of our couple declined it, though he was very
+hot.&nbsp; Presently, however, everything turned to ease; the
+breeze from the sea was delicious and the view charming; the
+people sitting about looked fresh and fair.&nbsp; Several of the
+younger ladies were clearly girls, and the gentlemen slim bright
+youths such as our friends had seen the day before in New
+York.&nbsp; The ladies were working on bands of tapestry, and one
+of the young men had an open book in his lap.&nbsp; Percy
+afterwards learned from a lady that this young man had been
+reading aloud&mdash;that he was from Boston and was very fond of
+reading aloud.&nbsp; <a name="page268"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 268</span>Percy pronounced it a great pity
+they had interrupted him; he should like so much (from all he had
+heard) to listen to a Bostonian read.&nbsp; Couldn&rsquo;t the
+young man be induced to go on?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh no,&rdquo; said this informant very freely;
+&ldquo;he wouldn&rsquo;t be able to get the young ladies to
+attend to him now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There was something very friendly, Beaumont saw, in the
+attitude of the company; they looked at their new recruits with
+an air of animated sympathy and interest; they smiled, brightly
+and unanimously, at everything that dropped from either.&nbsp;
+Lord Lambeth and his companion felt they were indeed made
+cordially welcome.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate seated herself between
+them, and while she talked continuously to each they had occasion
+to observe that she came up to their friend Littledale&rsquo;s
+promise.&nbsp; She was thirty years old, with the eyes and the
+smile of a girl of seventeen, and was light and
+graceful&mdash;elegant, exquisite.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate was,
+further, what she had occasion to describe some person, among her
+many winged words, as being, all spontaneity.&nbsp; Frank and
+demonstrative, she appeared always&mdash;while she looked at you
+delightedly with her beautiful young eyes&mdash;to be making
+sudden confessions and concessions, breaking out after momentary
+wonders.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We shall expect to see a great deal of you,&rdquo; she
+said to Lord Lambeth with her bland intensity.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We&rsquo;re very fond of Englishmen here; that is, there
+are a great many we&rsquo;ve been fond of.&nbsp; After a day or
+two you must come and stay with us; we hope you&rsquo;ll stay a
+nice long while.&nbsp; Newport&rsquo;s quite attractive when you
+come really to know it, when you know plenty of people.&nbsp; Of
+course you and Mr. Beaumont will have no difficulty about
+that.&nbsp; Englishmen are very well received here; there are
+almost always two or three of them about.&nbsp; I think they <a
+name="page269"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 269</span>always like
+it, and I must say I should think they would.&nbsp; They receive
+particular attention&mdash;I must say I think they sometimes get
+spoiled; but I&rsquo;m sure you and Mr. Beaumont are proof
+against that.&nbsp; My husband tells me you&rsquo;re friends of
+Captain Littledale&rsquo;s; he was such a charming man.&nbsp; He
+made himself so agreeable here that I wonder he didn&rsquo;t
+stay.&nbsp; That would have carried out his system.&nbsp; It
+couldn&rsquo;t have been pleasanter for him in his own
+country.&nbsp; Though I suppose it&rsquo;s very pleasant in
+England too&mdash;for English people.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know
+myself; I&rsquo;ve been there very little.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been
+a great deal abroad, but I always cling to the Continent.&nbsp; I
+must say I&rsquo;m extremely fond of Paris; you know we Americans
+always are; we go there when we die.&nbsp; Did you ever hear that
+before?&mdash;it was said by a great wit.&nbsp; I mean the good
+Americans; but we&rsquo;re all good&mdash;you&rsquo;ll see that
+for yourself.&nbsp; All I know of England is London, and all I
+know of London is that place&mdash;on that little corner, you
+know&mdash;where you buy jackets, jackets with that coarse braid
+and those big buttons.&nbsp; They make very good jackets in
+London, I&rsquo;ll do you the justice to say that.&nbsp; And some
+people like the hats.&nbsp; But about the hats I was always a
+heretic; I always got my hats in Paris.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t
+wear an English hat&mdash;at least, I never could&mdash;unless
+you dress your hair &agrave; l&rsquo;anglaise; and I must say
+that&rsquo;s a talent I never possessed.&nbsp; In Paris
+they&rsquo;ll make things to suit your peculiarities; but in
+England I think you like much more to have&mdash;how shall I say
+it?&mdash;one thing for everybody.&nbsp; I mean as regards
+dress.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know about other things; but
+I&rsquo;ve always supposed that in other things everything was
+different.&nbsp; I mean according to the people&mdash;according
+to the classes and all that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid you&rsquo;ll
+think I don&rsquo;t take a very favourable view; but you know you
+can&rsquo;t take a very favourable view in Dover Street and the
+<a name="page270"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 270</span>month of
+November.&nbsp; That has always been my fate.&nbsp; Do you know
+Jones&rsquo;s Hotel in Dover Street?&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all I
+know of England.&nbsp; Of course every one admits that the
+English hotels are your weak point.&nbsp; There was always the
+most frightful fog&mdash;I couldn&rsquo;t see to try my things
+on.&nbsp; When I got over to America&mdash;into the light&mdash;I
+usually found they were twice too big.&nbsp; The next time I mean
+to go at the right season; I guess I&rsquo;ll go next year.&nbsp;
+I want very much to take my sister; she has never been to
+England.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know whether you know what I mean by
+saying that the Englishmen who come here sometimes get
+spoiled.&nbsp; I mean they take things as a matter of
+course&mdash;things that are done for them.&nbsp; Now naturally
+anything&rsquo;s a matter of course only when the Englishmen are
+very nice.&nbsp; But you&rsquo;ll say&mdash;oh yes you will, or
+you would if some of you ever did say much!&mdash;they&rsquo;re
+almost always very nice.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t expect this to be
+nearly such an interesting country as England; there are not
+nearly so many things to see, and we haven&rsquo;t your country
+life.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve never seen anything of your country life;
+when I&rsquo;m in Europe I&rsquo;m always on the Continent.&nbsp;
+But I&rsquo;ve heard a great deal about it; I know that when
+you&rsquo;re among yourselves in the country you have the most
+beautiful time.&nbsp; Of course we&rsquo;ve nothing of that sort,
+we&rsquo;ve nothing on that scale.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t apologise,
+Lord Lambeth; some Americans are always apologising; you must
+have noticed that.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve the reputation of always
+boasting and &lsquo;blowing&rsquo; and waving the American flag;
+but I must say that what strikes me is that we&rsquo;re
+perpetually making excuses and trying to smooth things
+over.&nbsp; The American flag has quite gone out of fashion;
+it&rsquo;s very carefully folded up, like a tablecloth the worse
+for wear.&nbsp; Why should we apologise?&nbsp; The English never
+apologise&mdash;do they?&nbsp; No, I must say I never
+apologise.&nbsp; You must take us as we come&mdash;with <a
+name="page271"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 271</span>all our
+imperfections on our heads.&nbsp; Of course we haven&rsquo;t your
+country life and your old ruins and your great estates and your
+leisure-class and all that&mdash;though I don&rsquo;t really know
+anything about them, because when I go over I always cling to the
+Continent.&nbsp; But if we haven&rsquo;t I should think you might
+find it a pleasant change&mdash;I think any country&rsquo;s
+pleasant where they have pleasant manners.&nbsp; Captain
+Littledale told me he had never seen such pleasant manners as at
+Newport, and he had been a great deal in European society.&nbsp;
+Hadn&rsquo;t he been in the diplomatic service?&nbsp; He told me
+the dream of his life was to get appointed to a diplomatic post
+in Washington.&nbsp; But he doesn&rsquo;t seem to have
+succeeded.&nbsp; Perhaps that was only a part of his pleasant
+manners.&nbsp; I suppose at any rate that in England
+promotion&mdash;and all that sort of thing&mdash;is fearfully
+slow.&nbsp; With us, you know, it&rsquo;s a great deal too
+quick.&nbsp; You see I admit our drawbacks.&nbsp; But I must
+confess I think Newport an ideal place.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know
+anything like it anywhere.&nbsp; Captain Littledale told me he
+didn&rsquo;t know anything like it anywhere.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+entirely different from most watering-places; it&rsquo;s a much
+more refined life.&nbsp; I must say I think that when one goes to
+a foreign country one ought to enjoy the differences.&nbsp; Of
+course there are differences; otherwise what did one come abroad
+for?&nbsp; Look for your pleasure in the differences, Lord
+Lambeth; that&rsquo;s the way to do it; and then I am sure
+you&rsquo;ll find American society&mdash;at least the Newport
+phase quite unique.&nbsp; I wish very much Mr. Westgate were
+here; but he&rsquo;s dreadfully confined to New York.&nbsp; I
+suppose you think that&rsquo;s very strange&mdash;for a
+gentleman.&nbsp; Only you see we haven&rsquo;t any
+leisure-class.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate&rsquo;s discourse was delivered with a mild
+merciless monotony, a paucity of intonation, an impartial
+flatness that suggested a flowery mead <a
+name="page272"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+272</span>scrupulously &ldquo;done over&rdquo; by a steam roller
+that had reduced its texture to that of a drawing-room
+carpet.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth listened to her with, it must be
+confessed, a rather ineffectual attention, though he summoned to
+his aid such a show as he might of discriminating motions and
+murmurs.&nbsp; He had no great faculty for apprehending
+generalisations.&nbsp; There were some three or four indeed
+which, in the play of his own intelligence, he had originated and
+which had sometimes appeared to meet the case&mdash;any case; yet
+he felt he had never known such a case as Mrs. Westgate or as her
+presentation of her cases.&nbsp; But at the present time he could
+hardly have been said to follow this exponent as she darted
+fish-like through the sea of speculation.&nbsp; Fortunately she
+asked for no special rejoinder, since she looked about at the
+rest of the company as well and smiled at Mr. Beaumont on the
+other side of her as if he too must understand her and agree with
+her.&nbsp; He was measurably more successful than his companion;
+for besides being, as we know, cleverer, his attention was not
+vaguely distracted by close vicinity to a remarkably interesting
+young person with dark hair and blue eyes.&nbsp; This was the
+situation of Lord Lambeth, to whom it occurred after a while that
+the young person with blue eyes and dark hair might be the pretty
+sister of whom Mrs. Westgate had spoken.&nbsp; She presently
+turned to him with a remark establishing her identity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a great pity you couldn&rsquo;t have brought
+my brother-in-law with you.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a great shame he
+should be in New York on such days as these.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes&mdash;it&rsquo;s very stuffy,&rdquo; said Lord
+Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It must be dreadful there,&rdquo; said the pretty
+sister.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay he&rsquo;s immensely taken up,&rdquo; the
+young man returned with a sense of conscientiously yearning
+toward American realities.</p>
+<p><a name="page273"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+273</span>&ldquo;The gentlemen in America work too much,&rdquo;
+his friend went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh do they?&nbsp; Well, I daresay they like it,&rdquo;
+he hopefully threw out.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t like it.&nbsp; One never sees
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you really?&rdquo; asked Lord
+Lambeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;I shouldn&rsquo;t have fancied
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you come to study American manners?&rdquo; the
+blue eyes and dark hair went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; I just came over for the
+joke of it.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t got long.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then
+occurred a pause, after which he began again.&nbsp; &ldquo;But he
+will turn up here, won&rsquo;t he?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I certainly hope he will.&nbsp; He must help to
+entertain you and Mr. Beaumont.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth looked at her from handsome eyes that were
+brown.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you suppose he&rsquo;d have come down with
+us if we had pressed it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The pretty girl treated this as rather an easy
+conundrum.&nbsp; &ldquo;I daresay he would,&rdquo; she
+smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really!&rdquo; said the young Englishman.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, he was no end civil.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His young woman seemed much amused; this at least was in her
+eyes, which freely met Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s.&nbsp; &ldquo;He
+would be.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s a perfect husband.&nbsp; But all
+Americans are that,&rdquo; she confidently continued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really!&rdquo; Lord Lambeth exclaimed again; and
+wondered whether all American ladies had such a passion for
+generalising as these two.</p>
+<h3><a name="page274"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+274</span>III</h3>
+<p>He sat there a good while: there was a great deal of talk; it
+was all pitched in a key of expression and emphasis rather new to
+him.&nbsp; Every one present, the cool maidens not least,
+personally addressed him, and seemed to make a particular point
+of doing so by the friendly repetition of his name.&nbsp; Three
+or four other persons came in, and there was a shifting of seats,
+a changing of places; the gentlemen took, individually, an
+interest in the visitors, putting somehow more imagination and
+more &ldquo;high comedy&rdquo; into this effort than the latter
+had ever seen displayed save in a play or a story.&nbsp; These
+well-wishers feared the two Britons mightn&rsquo;t be comfortable
+at their hotel&mdash;it being, as one of them said, &ldquo;not so
+private as those dear little English inns of yours.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+This last gentleman added that as yet perhaps, alas, privacy
+wasn&rsquo;t quite so easily obtained in America as might be
+desired; still, he continued, you could generally get it by
+paying for it; in fact you could get everything in America
+nowadays by paying for it.&nbsp; The life was really growing more
+private; it was growing greatly to resemble European&mdash;which
+wasn&rsquo;t to be wondered at when two-thirds of the people
+leading it were so awfully much at home in Europe.&nbsp; Europe,
+in the course of this conversation, was indeed, as Lord Lambeth
+afterwards remarked to his compatriot, rather bewilderingly
+rubbed into them: did they <a name="page275"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 275</span>pretend to be European, and when had
+they ever been entered under that head?&nbsp; Everything at
+Newport, at all events, was described to them as thoroughly
+private; they would probably find themselves, when all was said,
+a good deal struck with that.&nbsp; It was also represented to
+the strangers that it mattered very little whether their hotel
+was agreeable, as every one would want them to &ldquo;visit
+round,&rdquo; as somebody called it: they would stay with other
+people and in any case would be constantly at Mrs.
+Westgate&rsquo;s.&nbsp; They would find that charming; it was the
+pleasantest house in Newport.&nbsp; It was only a pity Mr.
+Westgate was never there&mdash;he being a tremendously fine man,
+one of the finest they had.&nbsp; He worked like a horse and left
+his wife to play the social part.&nbsp; Well, she played it all
+right, if that was all he wanted.&nbsp; He liked her to enjoy
+herself, and she did know how.&nbsp; She was highly cultivated
+and a splendid converser&mdash;the sort of converser people would
+come miles to hear.&nbsp; But some preferred her sister, who was
+in a different style altogether.&nbsp; Some even thought her
+prettier, but decidedly Miss Alden wasn&rsquo;t so smart.&nbsp;
+She was more in the Boston style&mdash;the quiet Boston; she had
+lived a great deal there and was very highly educated.&nbsp;
+Boston girls, it was intimated, were more on the English
+model.</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth had presently a chance to test the truth of this
+last proposition; for, the company rising in compliance with a
+suggestion from their hostess that they should walk down to the
+rocks and look at the sea, the young Englishman again found
+himself, as they strolled across the grass, in proximity to Mrs.
+Westgate&rsquo;s sister.&nbsp; Though Miss Alden was but a girl
+of twenty she appeared conscious of the weight of
+expectation&mdash;unless she quite wantonly took on duties she
+might have let alone; and this was perhaps the more to be noticed
+as she seemed by habit rather <a name="page276"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 276</span>grave and backward, perhaps even
+proud, with little of the other&rsquo;s free fraternising.&nbsp;
+She might have been thought too deadly thin, not to say also too
+deadly pale; but while she moved over the grass, her arms hanging
+at her sides, and, seriously or absently, forgot expectations,
+though again brightly to remember them and to look at the summer
+sea, as if that was what she really cared for, her companion
+judged her at least as pretty as Mrs. Westgate and reflected that
+if this was the Boston style, &ldquo;the quiet Boston,&rdquo; it
+would do very well.&nbsp; He could fancy her very clever, highly
+educated and all the rest of it; but clearly also there were ways
+in which she could spare a fellow&mdash;could ease him; she
+wouldn&rsquo;t keep him so long on the stretch at once.&nbsp; For
+all her cleverness, moreover, he felt she had to think a little
+what to say; she didn&rsquo;t say the first thing that came into
+her head: he had come from a different part of the world, from a
+different society, and she was trying to adapt her
+conversation.&nbsp; The others were scattered about the rocks;
+Mrs. Westgate had charge of Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very jolly place for this sort of thing,&rdquo; Lord
+Lambeth said.&nbsp; &ldquo;It must do beautifully to
+sit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It does indeed; there are cosy nooks and there are
+breezy ones, which I often try&mdash;as if they had been made on
+purpose.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah I suppose you&rsquo;ve had a lot made,&rdquo; he
+fell in.</p>
+<p>She seemed to wonder.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh no, we&rsquo;ve had
+nothing made.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all pure nature.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should think you&rsquo;d have a few little
+benches&mdash;rustic seats and that sort of thing.&nbsp; It might
+really be so jolly to &lsquo;develop&rsquo; the place,&rdquo; he
+suggested.</p>
+<p>It made her thoughtful&mdash;even a little rueful.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid we haven&rsquo;t so many of those things
+as you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah well, if you go in for pure nature, as you were
+saying, there&rsquo;s nothing like that.&nbsp; Nature, over here,
+<a name="page277"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 277</span>must be
+awfully grand.&rdquo;&nbsp; And Lord Lambeth looked about
+him.</p>
+<p>The little coast-line that contributed to the view melted
+away, but it too much lacked presence and character&mdash;a fact
+Miss Alden appeared to rise to a perception of.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid it seems to you very rough.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s not like the coast-scenery in Kingsley&rsquo;s
+novels.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He wouldn&rsquo;t let her, however, undervalue it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Ah, the novels always overdo everything, you know.&nbsp;
+You mustn&rsquo;t go by the novels.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They wandered a little on the rocks; they stopped to look into
+a narrow chasm where the rising tide made a curious bellowing
+sound.&nbsp; It was loud enough to prevent their hearing each
+other, and they stood for some moments in silence.&nbsp; The
+girl&rsquo;s eyes took in her companion, observing him
+attentively but covertly, as those of women even in blinking
+youth know how to do.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth repaid contemplation;
+tall straight and strong, he was handsome as certain young
+Englishmen, and certain young Englishmen almost alone, are
+handsome; with a perfect finish of feature and a visible repose
+of mind, an inaccessibility to questions, somehow stamped in by
+the same strong die and pressure that nature, designing a
+precious medal, had selected and applied.&nbsp; It was not that
+he looked stupid; it was only, we assume, that his perceptions
+didn&rsquo;t show in his face for restless or his imagination for
+irritable.&nbsp; He was not, as he would himself have said,
+tremendously clever; but, though there was rather a constant
+appeal for delay in his waiting, his perfectly patient eye, this
+registered simplicity had its beauty as well and, whatever it
+might have appeared to plead for, didn&rsquo;t plead in the name
+of indifference or inaction.&nbsp; This most searching of his new
+friends thought him the handsomest young man she had ever seen;
+and Bessie Alden&rsquo;s <a name="page278"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 278</span>imagination, unlike that of her
+companion, was irritable.&nbsp; He, however, had already made up
+his mind, quite originally and without aid, that she had a grace
+exceedingly her own.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay it&rsquo;s very gay here&mdash;that
+you&rsquo;ve lots of balls and parties,&rdquo; he said; since,
+though not tremendously clever, he rather prided himself on
+having with women a strict sufficiency of conversation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, there&rsquo;s a great deal going on.&nbsp;
+There are not so many balls, but there are a good many other
+pleasant things,&rdquo; Bessie Alden explained.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll see for yourself; we live rather in the midst
+of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will be very kind of you to let us see.&nbsp; But I
+thought you Americans were always dancing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose we dance a good deal, though I&rsquo;ve never
+seen much of it.&nbsp; We don&rsquo;t do it much, at any rate in
+summer.&nbsp; And I&rsquo;m sure,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;that we
+haven&rsquo;t as many balls as you in England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He wondered&mdash;these so many prompt assumptions about his
+own country made him gape a little.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah, in England
+it all depends, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll not think much of our gaieties,&rdquo; she
+said&mdash;though she seemed to settle it for him with a quaver
+of interrogation.&nbsp; The interrogation sounded earnest indeed
+and the decision arch; the mixture, at any rate, was
+charming.&nbsp; &ldquo;Those things with us are much less
+splendid than in England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I fancy you don&rsquo;t really mean that,&rdquo; her
+companion laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I assure you I really mean everything I say,&rdquo; she
+returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;Certainly from what I&rsquo;ve read about
+English society it is very different.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah well, you know,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth, who
+appeared to cling to this general theory, &ldquo;those things are
+often described by fellows who know nothing about them.&nbsp; You
+mustn&rsquo;t mind what you read.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, what a blasphemous speech&mdash;I <i>must</i> mind
+<a name="page279"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 279</span>what I
+read!&rdquo; our young woman protested.&nbsp; &ldquo;When I read
+Thackeray and George Eliot how can I help minding?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh well, Thackeray and George Eliot&rdquo;&mdash;and
+her friend pleasantly bethought himself.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+afraid I haven&rsquo;t read much of them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you suppose they knew about society?&rdquo;
+asked Bessie Alden.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I daresay they knew; they must have got up their
+subject.&nbsp; Good writers do, don&rsquo;t they?&nbsp; But those
+fashionable novels are mostly awful rot, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His companion rested on him a moment her dark blue eyes; after
+which she looked down into the chasm where the water was tumbling
+about.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you mean Catherine Grace Gore, for
+instance?&rdquo; she then more aspiringly asked.</p>
+<p>But at this he broke down&mdash;he coloured, laughed, gave
+up.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I haven&rsquo;t read that
+either.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid you&rsquo;ll think I&rsquo;m not
+very intellectual.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Reading Mrs. Gore is no proof of intellect.&nbsp; But I
+like reading everything about English life&mdash;even poor
+books.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m so curious about it,&rdquo; said Bessie
+Alden.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t ladies curious about everything?&rdquo; he
+asked with continued hilarity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think so.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think
+we&rsquo;re enough so&mdash;that we care about many things.&nbsp;
+So it&rsquo;s all the more of a compliment,&rdquo; she added,
+&ldquo;that I should want to know so much about
+England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The logic here seemed a little close; but Lord Lambeth,
+advised of a compliment, found his natural modesty close at
+hand.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure you know a great deal more than
+I do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I really think I know a great deal&mdash;for a person
+who has never been there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you really never been there?&rdquo; cried
+he.&nbsp; &ldquo;Fancy!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page280"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+280</span>&ldquo;Never&mdash;except in imagination.&nbsp; And I
+<i>have</i> been to Paris,&rdquo; she admitted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Fancy,&rdquo; he repeated with
+gaiety&mdash;&ldquo;fancy taking those brutes first!&nbsp; But
+you <i>will</i> come soon?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s the dream of my life!&rdquo; Bessie Alden
+brightly professed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your sister at any rate seems to know a tremendous lot
+about us,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth went on.</p>
+<p>She appeared to take her view of this.&nbsp; &ldquo;My sister
+and I are two very different persons.&nbsp; She has been a great
+deal in Europe.&nbsp; She has been in England a little&mdash;not
+intimately.&nbsp; But she has met English people in other
+countries, and she arrives very quickly at
+conclusions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, I guess she does,&rdquo; he laughed.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But you must have known some too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No&mdash;I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ve ever spoken to
+one before.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re the first Englishman that&mdash;to
+my knowledge&mdash;I&rsquo;ve ever talked with.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie Alden made this statement with a certain
+gravity&mdash;almost, as it seemed to the young man, an
+impressiveness.&nbsp; The impressive always made him feel
+awkward, and he now began to laugh and swing his stick.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Ah, you&rsquo;d have been sure to know!&rdquo;&nbsp; And
+then he added after an instant: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry I&rsquo;m
+not a better specimen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl looked away, but taking it more gaily.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You must remember you&rsquo;re only a
+beginning.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then she retraced her steps, leading the
+way back to the lawn, where they saw Mrs. Westgate come toward
+them with Percy Beaumont still at her side.&nbsp; &ldquo;Perhaps
+I shall go to England next year,&rdquo; Miss Alden continued;
+&ldquo;I want to immensely.&nbsp; My sister expects to cross
+about then, and she has asked me to go with her.&nbsp; If I do I
+shall make her stay as long as possible in London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you must come early in July,&rdquo; said Lord <a
+name="page281"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+281</span>Lambeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s the time when
+there&rsquo;s most going on.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think I can wait even till early in
+July,&rdquo; his friend returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;By the first of
+May I shall be very impatient.&rdquo;&nbsp; They had gone
+further, and Mrs. Westgate and her companion were near.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Kitty,&rdquo; said the younger sister, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve
+given out that we go to London next May.&nbsp; So please to
+conduct yourself accordingly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy Beaumont wore a somewhat animated&mdash;even a slightly
+irritated&mdash;air.&nbsp; He was by no means of so handsome an
+effect as his comrade, though in the latter&rsquo;s absence he
+might, with his manly stature and his fair dense beard, his fresh
+clean skin and his quiet outlook, have pleased by a due
+affirmation of the best British points.&nbsp; Just now
+Beaumont&rsquo;s clear eyes had a rather troubled light, which,
+after glancing at Bessie Alden while she spoke, he turned with
+some intensity on Lord Lambeth.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate&rsquo;s
+beautiful radiance of interest and dissent fell meanwhile
+impartially everywhere.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had better wait till the time comes,&rdquo; she
+said to her sister.&nbsp; &ldquo;Perhaps next May you won&rsquo;t
+care so much for London.&nbsp; Mr. Beaumont and I,&rdquo; she
+went on, smiling at her companion, &ldquo;have had a tremendous
+discussion.&nbsp; We don&rsquo;t agree about anything.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s perfectly delightful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say, Percy!&rdquo; exclaimed Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I disagree,&rdquo; said Beaumont, raising his eyebrows
+and stroking down his back hair, &ldquo;even to the point of
+thinking it <i>not</i> delightful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you <i>must</i> have been getting it!&rdquo; cried
+his friend.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see anything delightful in my disagreeing
+with Mrs. Westgate,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I do!&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate declared as she turned
+again to her sister.&nbsp; &ldquo;You know you&rsquo;ve to go <a
+name="page282"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 282</span>to
+town.&nbsp; There must be something at the door for you.&nbsp;
+You had better take Lord Lambeth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Beaumont, at this point, looked straight at his comrade,
+trying to catch his eye.&nbsp; But Lord Lambeth wouldn&rsquo;t
+look at him; his own eyes were better occupied.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+shall be very happy&rdquo;&mdash;Bessie Alden rose straight to
+their hostess&rsquo;s suggestion.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m only
+going to some shops.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ll drive you about and
+show you the place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;An American woman who respects herself,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Westgate, turning to the elder man with her bright
+expository air, &ldquo;must buy something every day of her
+life.&nbsp; If she can&rsquo;t do it herself she must send out
+some member of her family for the purpose.&nbsp; So Bessie goes
+forth to fulfil my mission.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl had walked away with Lord Lambeth by her side, to
+whom she was talking still; and Percy Beaumont watched them as
+they passed toward the house.&nbsp; &ldquo;She fulfils her own
+mission,&rdquo; he presently said; &ldquo;that of being very
+attractive.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But even here Mrs. Westgate discriminated.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t know that I should precisely say attractive.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s not so much that as she&rsquo;s charming when you
+really know her.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s very shy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh indeed?&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont with evident
+wonder.&nbsp; And then as if to alternate with a certain grace
+the note of scepticism: &ldquo;I guess your shyness, in that
+case, is different from ours.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Everything of ours is different from yours,&rdquo; Mrs.
+Westgate instantly returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;But my poor
+sister&rsquo;s given over, I hold, to a fine Boston
+<i>gaucherie</i> that has rubbed off on her by being there so
+much.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s a dear good girl, however; she&rsquo;s a
+charming type of girl.&nbsp; She is not in the least a flirt;
+that isn&rsquo;t at all her line; she doesn&rsquo;t know the
+alphabet of any such vulgarity.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s very simple,
+very serious, very <i>true</i>.&nbsp; She has lived, however,
+rather too much in Boston <a name="page283"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 283</span>with another sister of mine, the
+eldest of us, who married a Bostonian.&nbsp; Bessie&rsquo;s very
+cultivated, not at all like me&mdash;I&rsquo;m not in the least
+cultivated and am called so only by those who don&rsquo;t know
+what true culture is.&nbsp; But Bessie does; she has studied
+Greek; she has read everything; she&rsquo;s what they call in
+Boston &lsquo;thoughtful.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah well, it only depends on what one thinks
+<i>about</i>,&rdquo; said Mr. Beaumont, who appeared to find her
+zeal for distinctions catching.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I really believe,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate pursued,
+&ldquo;that the most charming girl in the world is a Boston
+superstructure on a New York <i>fond</i>, or perhaps a New York
+superstructure on a Boston <i>fond</i>.&nbsp; At any rate
+it&rsquo;s the mixture,&rdquo; she declared, continuing to supply
+her guest with information and to do him the honours of the
+American world with a zeal that left nothing to be desired.</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth got into a light low pony-cart with Bessie Alden,
+and she drove him down the long Avenue, whose extent he had
+measured on foot a couple of hours before, into the ancient town,
+as it was called in that part of the world, of Newport.&nbsp; The
+ancient town was a curious affair&mdash;a collection of
+fresh-looking little wooden houses, painted white, scattered over
+a hill-side and clustering about a long straight street paved
+with huge old cobbles.&nbsp; There were plenty of shops, a large
+allowance of which appeared those of fruit-vendors, with piles of
+huge water-melons and pumpkins stacked in front of them; while,
+drawn up before the shops or bumping about on the round stones,
+were innumerable other like or different carts freighted with
+ladies of high fashion who greeted each other from vehicle to
+vehicle and conversed on the edge of the pavement in a manner
+that struck Lord Lambeth as of the last effusiveness: with a
+great many &ldquo;Oh my dears&rdquo; and little quick sounds and
+<a name="page284"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+284</span>motions&mdash;obscure native words, shibboleths and
+signs.&nbsp; His companion went into seventeen shops&mdash;he
+amused himself with counting them&mdash;and accumulated at the
+bottom of the trap a pile of bundles that hardly left the young
+Englishman a place for his feet.&nbsp; As she had no other
+attendant he sat in the phaeton to hold the pony; where, though
+not a particularly acute observer, he saw much harmlessly to
+divert him&mdash;especially the ladies just mentioned, who
+wandered up and down with an aimless intentness, as if looking
+for something to buy, and who, tripping in and out of their
+vehicles, displayed remarkably pretty feet.&nbsp; It all seemed
+to Lord Lambeth very odd and bright and gay.&nbsp; And he felt by
+the time they got back to the villa that he had made a stride in
+intimacy with Miss Alden.</p>
+<p>The young Englishmen spent the whole of that day and the whole
+of many successive days in the cultivation, right and left, far
+and near, of this celerity of social progress.&nbsp; They agreed
+that it was all extremely jolly&mdash;that they had never known
+anything more agreeable.&nbsp; It is not proposed to report the
+detail of their sojourn on this charming shore; though were it
+convenient I might present a record of impressions none the less
+soothing that they were not exhaustively analysed.&nbsp; Many of
+them still linger in the minds of our travellers, attended by a
+train of harmonious images&mdash;images of early breezy shining
+hours on lawns and piazzas that overlooked the sea; of
+innumerable pretty girls saying innumerable quaint and familiar
+things; of infinite lounging and talking and laughing and
+flirting and lunching and dining; of a confidence that broke
+down, of a freedom that pulled up, nowhere; of an idyllic ease
+that was somehow too ordered for a primitive social consciousness
+and too innocent for a developed; of occasions on which they so
+knew every one and everything that they almost <a
+name="page285"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 285</span>ached with
+reciprocity; of drives and rides in the late afternoon, over
+gleaming beaches, on long sea-roads, beneath a sky lighted up by
+marvellous sunsets; of tea-tables, on the return, informal,
+irregular, agreeable; of evenings at open windows or on the
+perpetual verandahs, in the summer starlight, above the warm
+Atlantic and amid irrelevant outbursts of clever
+minstrelsy.&nbsp; The young Englishmen were introduced to
+everybody, entertained by everybody, intimate with everybody, and
+it was all the book of life, of American life, at least; with the
+chapter of &ldquo;complications&rdquo; bodily omitted.&nbsp; At
+the end of three days they had removed their luggage from the
+hotel and had gone to stay with Mrs. Westgate&mdash;a step as to
+which Percy Beaumont at first took up an attitude of mistrust
+apparently founded on some odd and just a little barbaric talk
+forced on him, he would have been tempted to say, and very soon
+after their advent, by Miss Alden.&nbsp; He had indeed been aware
+of her occasional approach or appeal, since she wasn&rsquo;t
+literally always in conversation with Lord Lambeth.&nbsp; He had
+meditated on Mrs. Westgate&rsquo;s account of her sister and
+discovered for himself that the young lady was
+&ldquo;sharp&rdquo; (Percy&rsquo;s critical categories remained
+few and simple) and appeared to have read a great deal.&nbsp; She
+seemed perfectly well-bred, though he couldn&rsquo;t make out
+that, as Mrs. Westgate funnily insisted, she was shy.&nbsp; If
+she was shy she carried it off with an ease&mdash;!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Beaumont,&rdquo; she had said, &ldquo;please tell
+me something about Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s family.&nbsp; How would
+you say it in England?&mdash;his position.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;His position?&rdquo;&nbsp; Percy&rsquo;s instinct was
+to speak as if he had never heard of such a matter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;His rank&mdash;or whatever you call it.&nbsp;
+Unfortunately we haven&rsquo;t got a &lsquo;Peerage,&rsquo; like
+the people in Thackeray.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page286"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+286</span>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s a great pity,&rdquo; Percy
+pleaded.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;d find the whole matter in black
+and white, and upon my honour I know very little about
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl seemed to wonder at this innocence.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+know at least whether he&rsquo;s what they call a great
+noble.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, he&rsquo;s in that line.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is he a &lsquo;peer of the realm&rsquo;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, as yet&mdash;very nearly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And has he any other title than Lord
+Lambeth?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;His title&rsquo;s the Marquis of Lambeth.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+With which the fountain of Bessie&rsquo;s information appeared to
+run a little dry.&nbsp; She looked at him, however, with such
+interest that he presently added: &ldquo;He&rsquo;s the son of
+the Duke of Bayswater.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The eldest&mdash;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The only one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And are his parents living?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Naturally&mdash;as to his father.&nbsp; If <i>he</i>
+weren&rsquo;t living Lambeth would be a duke.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So that when &lsquo;the old lord&rsquo;
+dies&rdquo;&mdash;and the girl smiled with more simplicity than
+might have been expected in one so
+&ldquo;sharp&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;he&rsquo;ll become Duke of
+Bayswater?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said their common friend.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But his father&rsquo;s in excellent health.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And his mother?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy seemed amused.&nbsp; &ldquo;The Duchess is built to
+last!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And has he any sisters?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, there are two.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what are they called?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One of them&rsquo;s married.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s the
+Countess of Pimlico.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And the other?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The other&rsquo;s unmarried&mdash;she&rsquo;s plain
+Lady Julia.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page287"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+287</span>Bessie entered into it all.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is she very
+plain?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He began to laugh again.&nbsp; &ldquo;You wouldn&rsquo;t find
+her so handsome as her brother,&rdquo; he said; and it was after
+this that he attempted to dissuade the heir of the Duke of
+Bayswater from accepting Mrs. Westgate&rsquo;s invitation.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Depend upon it,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that girl means to
+have a go at you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me you&rsquo;re doing your best to make a
+fool of me,&rdquo; the modest young nobleman answered.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She has been asking me,&rdquo; his friend imperturbably
+pursued, &ldquo;all about your people and your
+possessions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure it&rsquo;s very good of her!&rdquo; Lord
+Lambeth returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; said Percy, &ldquo;if you go
+straight into it, if you hurl yourself bang upon the spears, you
+do so with your eyes open.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Damn my eyes!&rdquo; the young man pronounced.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If one&rsquo;s to be a dozen times a day at the house
+it&rsquo;s a great deal more convenient to sleep there.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m sick of travelling up and down this beastly
+Avenue.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Since he had determined to go Percy would of course have been
+very sorry to allow him to go alone; he was a man of many
+scruples&mdash;in the direction in which he had any at
+all&mdash;and he remembered his promise to the Duchess.&nbsp; It
+was obviously the memory of this promise that made Mr. Beaumont
+say to his companion a couple of days later that he rather
+wondered he should be so fond of such a girl.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In the first place how do you know how fond I
+am?&rdquo; asked Lord Lambeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;And in the second why
+shouldn&rsquo;t I be fond of her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shouldn&rsquo;t think she&rsquo;d be in your
+line.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you call my &lsquo;line&rsquo;?&nbsp; You
+don&rsquo;t set her down, I suppose, as
+&lsquo;fast&rsquo;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Exactly so.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate tells me that
+there&rsquo;s no such thing as the fast girl in America; that
+it&rsquo;s <a name="page288"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+288</span>an English invention altogether and that the term has
+no meaning here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All the better.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s an animal I
+detest,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You prefer, then, rather a priggish American
+<i>pr&eacute;cieuse</i>?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth took his time.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you call Miss
+Alden all that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Her sister tells me,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont,
+&ldquo;that she&rsquo;s tremendously literary.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, why shouldn&rsquo;t she be?&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+certainly very clever and has every appearance of a well-stored
+mind.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy for an instant watched his young friend, who had turned
+away.&nbsp; &ldquo;I should rather have supposed you&rsquo;d find
+her stores oppressive.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man, after this, faced him again.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why,
+do you think me such a dunce?&rdquo;&nbsp; And then as his friend
+but vaguely protested: &ldquo;The girl&rsquo;s all right,&rdquo;
+he said&mdash;and quite as if this judgement covered all the
+ground.&nbsp; It wasn&rsquo;t that there was no ground&mdash;but
+he knew what he was about.</p>
+<p>Percy, for a while further, and a little uncomfortably flushed
+with the sense of his false position&mdash;that of presenting
+culture in a &ldquo;mean&rdquo; light, as they said at
+Newport&mdash;Percy kept his peace; but on August 10th he wrote
+to the Duchess of Bayswater.&nbsp; His conception of certain
+special duties and decencies, as I have said, was strong, and
+this step wholly fell in with it.&nbsp; His companion meanwhile
+was having much talk with Miss Alden&mdash;on the red sea-rocks
+beyond the lawn; in the course of long island rides, with a slow
+return in the glowing twilight; on the deep verandah, late in the
+evening.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth, who had stayed at many houses, had
+never stayed at one in which it was possible for a young man to
+converse so freely and frequently with a young lady.&nbsp; This
+<a name="page289"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 289</span>young
+lady no longer applied to their other guest for information
+concerning his lordship.&nbsp; She addressed herself directly to
+the young nobleman.&nbsp; She asked him a great many questions,
+some of which did, according to Mr. Beaumont&rsquo;s term, a
+little oppress him; for he took no pleasure in talking about
+himself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lord Lambeth&rdquo;&mdash;this had been one of
+them&mdash;&ldquo;are you an hereditary legislator?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say,&rdquo; he returned, &ldquo;don&rsquo;t make
+me call myself such names as that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But you&rsquo;re natural members of
+Parliament.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t like the sound of that either.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doesn&rsquo;t your father sit in the House of
+Lords?&rdquo; Bessie Alden went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very seldom,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it a very august position?&rdquo; she asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh dear no,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should think it would be very grand&rdquo;&mdash;she
+serenely kept it up, as the female American, he judged, would
+always keep anything up&mdash;&ldquo;to possess simply by an
+accident of birth the right to make laws for a great
+nation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, but one doesn&rsquo;t make laws.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a lot of humbug about it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe that,&rdquo; the girl
+unconfusedly declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;It must be a great privilege,
+and I should think that if one thought of it in the right
+way&mdash;from a high point of view&mdash;it would be very
+inspiring.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The less one thinks of it the better, I guess!&rdquo;
+Lord Lambeth after a moment returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think it&rsquo;s tremendous&rdquo;&mdash;this at
+least she kept up; and on another occasion she asked him if he
+had any tenantry.&nbsp; Hereupon it was that, as I have said, he
+felt a little the burden of her earnestness.</p>
+<p>But he took it good-humouredly.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you want to
+buy up their leases?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page290"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+290</span>&ldquo;Well&mdash;have you got any
+&lsquo;livings&rsquo;?&rdquo; she demanded as if the word were
+rich and rare.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say!&rdquo; he cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have <i>you</i>
+got a pet clergyman looking out?&rdquo;&nbsp; But she made him
+plead guilty to his having, in prospect, a castle; he confessed
+to but one.&nbsp; It was the place in which he had been born and
+brought up, and, as he had an old-time liking for it, he was
+beguiled into a few pleasant facts about it and into pronouncing
+it really very jolly.&nbsp; Bessie listened with great interest,
+declaring she would give the world to see such a place.&nbsp; To
+which he charmingly made answer: &ldquo;It would be awfully kind
+of you to come and stay there, you know.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was not
+inconvenient to him meanwhile that Percy Beaumont hadn&rsquo;t
+happened to hear him make this genial remark.</p>
+<p>Mr. Westgate, all this time, hadn&rsquo;t, as they said at
+Newport, &ldquo;come on.&rdquo;&nbsp; His wife more than once
+announced that she expected him on the morrow; but on the morrow
+she wandered about a little, with a telegram in her jewelled
+fingers, pronouncing it too &ldquo;fiendish&rdquo; he should let
+his business so dreadfully absorb him that he could but
+platonically hope, as she expressed it, his two Englishmen were
+having a good time.&nbsp; &ldquo;I must say,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate, &ldquo;that it&rsquo;s no thanks to him if you
+are!&rdquo;&nbsp; And she went on to explain, while she kept up
+that slow-paced circulation which enabled her well-adjusted
+skirts to display themselves so advantageously, that
+unfortunately in America there was no leisure-class and that the
+universal passionate surrender of the men to business-questions
+and business-questions only, as if they were the all in all of
+life, was a tide that would have to be stemmed.&nbsp; It was Lord
+Lambeth&rsquo;s theory, freely propounded when the young men were
+together, that Percy was having a very good time with Mrs.
+Westgate and that under the pretext of meeting for the purpose of
+animated discussion they were <a name="page291"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 291</span>indulging in practices that imparted
+a shade of hypocrisy to the lady&rsquo;s regret for her
+husband&rsquo;s absence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I assure you we&rsquo;re always discussing and
+differing,&rdquo; Mr. Beaumont however asseverated.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s awfully argumentative.&nbsp; American ladies
+certainly don&rsquo;t mind contradicting you flat.&nbsp; Upon my
+word I don&rsquo;t think I was ever treated so by a woman
+before.&nbsp; We have ours ever so much more in hand.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s so devilish positive.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The superlative degree so variously affirmed, however, was
+evidently a source of attraction in Mrs. Westgate, for the elder
+man was constantly at his hostess&rsquo;s side.&nbsp; He detached
+himself one day to the extent of going to New York to talk over
+the Tennessee Central with her husband; but he was absent only
+forty-eight hours, during which, with that gentleman&rsquo;s
+assistance, he completely settled this piece of business.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;They know how to put things&mdash;and put
+people&mdash;&lsquo;through&rsquo; in New York,&rdquo; he
+subsequently and quite breathlessly observed to his comrade; and
+he added that Mr. Westgate had seemed markedly to fear his wife
+might suffer for loss of her guest&mdash;he had been in such an
+awful hurry to send him back to her.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+afraid you&rsquo;ll never come up to an American husband&mdash;if
+that&rsquo;s what the wives expect,&rdquo; he said to Lord
+Lambeth.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate, however, was not to enjoy much longer the
+entertainment with which an indulgent husband had desired to keep
+her provided.&nbsp; August had still a part of its course to run
+when his lordship received from his mother the disconcerting news
+that his father had been taken ill and that he had best at once
+come home.&nbsp; The young nobleman concealed his chagrin with no
+great success.&nbsp; &ldquo;I left the Duke but the other day
+absolutely all right&mdash;so what the deuce does it mean?&rdquo;
+he asked of his comrade.&nbsp; &ldquo;What&rsquo;s a fellow to
+do?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page292"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 292</span>Percy
+Beaumont was scarce less annoyed; he had deemed it his duty, as
+we know, to report faithfully to the Duchess, but had not
+expected this distinguished woman to act so promptly on his
+hint.&nbsp; &ldquo;It means,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that your
+father is somehow, and rather suddenly, laid up.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t suppose it&rsquo;s anything serious, but you&rsquo;ve
+no option.&nbsp; Take the first steamer, but take it without
+alarm.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This really struck Lord Lambeth as meaning that he essentially
+needn&rsquo;t take it, since alarm would have been his only good
+motive; yet he nevertheless, after an hour of intenser irritation
+than he could quite have explained to himself, made his
+farewells; in the course of which he exchanged a few last words
+with Bessie Alden that are the only ones making good their place
+in our record.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course I needn&rsquo;t assure you
+that if you should come to England next year I expect to be the
+very first person notified of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She looked at him in that way she had which never quite struck
+him as straight and clear, yet which always struck him as kind
+and true.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, if we come to London I should think
+you&rsquo;d sufficiently hear of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy Beaumont felt it his duty also to embark, and this same
+rigour compelled him, one windless afternoon, in mid-Atlantic, to
+say to his friend that he suspected the Duchess&rsquo;s telegram
+to have been in part the result of something he himself had
+written her.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wrote her&mdash;as I distinctly
+warned you I had promised in general to do&mdash;that you were
+extremely interested in a little American girl.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man, much upset by this avowal, indulged for some
+moments in the strong and simple language of resentment.&nbsp;
+But if I have described him as inclined to candour and to reason
+I can give no better proof of it than the fact of his being ready
+to face the truth by the end of half an hour.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+were <a name="page293"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+293</span>quite right after all.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m very much
+interested in her.&nbsp; Only, to be fair,&rdquo; he added,
+&ldquo;you should have told my mother also that she&rsquo;s
+not&mdash;at all seriously&mdash;interested in poor
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Beaumont gave the rein to mirth and mockery.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There&rsquo;s nothing so charming as modesty in a young
+man in the position of &lsquo;poor&rsquo; you.&nbsp; That speech
+settles for me the question of what&rsquo;s the matter with
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s handsome eyes turned rueful and
+queer.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is anything so flagrantly the matter with
+me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Everything, my dear boy,&rdquo; laughed his companion,
+passing a hand into his arm for a walk.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, <i>she</i> isn&rsquo;t interested&mdash;she
+isn&rsquo;t!&rdquo; the young man insisted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My poor friend,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont rather
+gravely, &ldquo;you&rsquo;re very far gone!&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page294"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+294</span>IV</h3>
+<p>In point of fact, as the latter would have said, Mrs. Westgate
+disembarked by the next mid-May on the British coast.&nbsp; She
+was accompanied by her sister, but unattended by any other member
+of her family.&nbsp; To the lost comfort of a husband respectably
+to produce, as she phrased it, she was now habituated; she had
+made half a dozen journeys to Europe under this drawback of
+looking ill-temperedly separated and yet of being thanklessly
+enslaved, and she still decently accounted for her spurious
+singleness to wondering friends on this side of the Atlantic by
+formulating the grim truth&mdash;the only grimness indeed in all
+her view&mdash;that in America there is no leisure-class.&nbsp;
+The two ladies came up to London and alighted at Jones&rsquo;s
+Hotel, where Mrs. Westgate, who had made on former occasions the
+most agreeable impression at this establishment, received an
+obsequious greeting.&nbsp; Bessie Alden had felt much excited
+about coming to England; she had expected the
+&ldquo;associations&rdquo; would carry her away and counted on
+the joy of treating her eyes and her imagination to all the
+things she had read of in poets and historians.&nbsp; She was
+very fond of the poets and historians, of the picturesque, of the
+past, of associations, of relics and reverberations of greatness;
+so that on coming into the great English world, where strangeness
+and familiarity would go hand in hand, she was prepared for a
+swarm of fresh emotions.&nbsp; They began very <a
+name="page295"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+295</span>promptly&mdash;these tender fluttering sensations; they
+began with the sight of the beautiful English landscape, whose
+dark richness was quickened and brightened by the season; with
+the carpeted fields and flowering hedge-rows, as she looked at
+them from the window of the train; with the spires of the rural
+churches peeping above the rook-haunted tree-tops; with the
+oak-studded, deer-peopled parks, the ancient homes, the cloudy
+light, the speech, the manners, all the significant
+differences.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate&rsquo;s response was of course
+less quick and less extravagant, and she gave but a wandering
+attention to her sister&rsquo;s ejaculations and rhapsodies.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know my enjoyment of England&rsquo;s not so
+intellectual as Bessie&rsquo;s,&rdquo; she said to several of her
+friends in the course of her visit to this country.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And yet if it&rsquo;s not intellectual I can&rsquo;t say
+it&rsquo;s in the least sensual.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think I can
+quite say what it is, my enjoyment of England.&rdquo;&nbsp; When
+once it was settled that the two ladies should come abroad and
+should spend a few weeks in London and perhaps in other parts of
+the celebrated island on their way to the Continent, they of
+course exchanged a good many allusions to their English
+acquaintance.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will certainly be much nicer having friends
+there,&rdquo; was a remark that had one day dropped from Bessie
+while she sat on the sunny deck of the steamer, at her
+sister&rsquo;s feet, from under which spread conveniently a large
+soft rug.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whom do you mean by friends?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate had
+then invited the girl to say.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All those English gentlemen you&rsquo;ve known and
+entertained.&nbsp; Captain Littledale, for instance.&nbsp; And
+Lord Lambeth and Mr. Beaumont,&rdquo; the girl further
+mentioned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you expect them to give us a very grand
+reception?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page296"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 296</span>She
+reflected a moment; she was addicted, as we know, to fine
+reflexion.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well&mdash;to be nice.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My poor sweet child!&rdquo; murmured her sister.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What have I said that&rsquo;s so silly?&rdquo; Bessie
+asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re a little too simple; just a little.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s very becoming, but it pleases people at your
+expense.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m certainly too simple to understand
+you,&rdquo; said our young lady.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate had an ominous pause.&nbsp; &ldquo;Shall I tell
+you a story?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you&rsquo;d be so good.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s
+what&rsquo;s frequently done to amuse simple people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate consulted her memory while her companion sat at
+gaze of the shining sea.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you ever hear of the
+Duke of Green-Erin?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think not,&rdquo; said Bessie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it&rsquo;s no matter,&rdquo; her sister went
+on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a proof of my simplicity.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My story&rsquo;s meant to illustrate that of some other
+people,&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;The Duke of
+Green-Erin&rsquo;s what they call in England a great swell, and
+some five years ago he came to America.&nbsp; He spent most of
+his time in New York, and in New York he spent his days and his
+nights at the Butterworths&rsquo;.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve heard at
+least of the Butterworths.&nbsp; <i>Bien</i>.&nbsp; They did
+everything in the world for him&mdash;the poor
+Butterworths&mdash;they turned themselves inside out.&nbsp; They
+gave him a dozen dinner-parties and balls, and were the means of
+his being invited to fifty more.&nbsp; At first he used to come
+into Mrs. Butterworth&rsquo;s box at the opera in a tweed
+travelling-suit, but some one stopped that.&nbsp; At any rate he
+had a beautiful time and they parted the best friends in the
+world.&nbsp; Two years elapse and the Butterworths come abroad
+and go to London.&nbsp; The first thing they see in all the
+papers&mdash;in England those things are in the most prominent
+place&mdash;is that the Duke of Green-Erin has arrived in <a
+name="page297"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 297</span>town for
+the season.&nbsp; They wait a little, and then Mr.
+Butterworth&mdash;as polite as ever&mdash;goes and leaves a
+card.&nbsp; They wait a little more; the visit&rsquo;s not
+returned; they wait three weeks: <i>silence de mort</i>, the Duke
+gives no sign.&nbsp; The Butterworths see a lot of other people,
+put down the Duke of Green-Erin as a rude ungrateful man and
+forget all about him.&nbsp; One fine day they go to Ascot
+Races&mdash;where they meet him face to face.&nbsp; He stares a
+moment and then comes up to Mr. Butterworth, taking something
+from his pocket-book&mdash;something which proves to be a
+banknote.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;m glad to see you, Mr.
+Butterworth,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;so that I can pay you that
+ten pounds I lost to you in New York.&nbsp; I saw the other day
+you remembered our bet; here are the ten pounds, Mr.
+Butterworth.&nbsp; Good-bye, Mr. Butterworth.&rsquo;&nbsp; And
+off he goes, and that&rsquo;s the last they see of the Duke of
+Green-Erin.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that your story?&rdquo; asked Bessie Alden.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t tell me you don&rsquo;t think it
+interesting!&rdquo; her sister replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think I believe it,&rdquo; said the
+girl.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, then,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Westgate,
+&ldquo;mademoiselle isn&rsquo;t of such an unspotted
+<i>candeur</i>!&nbsp; Believe it or not as you like.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s at any rate no smoke without fire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that the way,&rdquo; asked Bessie after a moment,
+&ldquo;that you expect your friends to treat you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I defy them to treat me very ill, for the simple reason
+that I shall never give them the opportunity.&nbsp; With the best
+will in the world, in that case, they can&rsquo;t be very
+disobliging.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our young lady for a time said nothing.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t see what makes you talk that way,&rdquo; she then
+resumed.&nbsp; &ldquo;The English are a great people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Exactly; and that&rsquo;s just the way they&rsquo;ve
+grown great&mdash;by dropping you when you&rsquo;ve ceased to be
+<a name="page298"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+298</span>useful.&nbsp; People say they aren&rsquo;t clever, but
+I find them prodigiously clever.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know you&rsquo;ve liked them&mdash;all the
+Englishmen you&rsquo;ve seen,&rdquo; Bessie brought up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;ve liked <i>me</i>,&rdquo; her sister
+returned; &ldquo;so I think I&rsquo;d rather put it.&nbsp; And of
+course one likes that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie pursued for some moments her studies in
+sea-green.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;whether
+they like me or not, I mean to like them.&nbsp; And
+happily,&rdquo; she wound up, &ldquo;Lord Lambeth doesn&rsquo;t
+owe me ten pounds.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>During the first few days after their arrival at Jones&rsquo;s
+Hotel our charming Americans were much occupied with what they
+would have called looking about them.&nbsp; They found occasion
+to make numerous purchases, and their opportunities for inquiry
+and comment were only those supplied by the deferential London
+shopmen.&nbsp; Bessie Alden, even in driving from the station,
+felt to intensity the many-voiced appeal of the capital of the
+race from which she had sprung, and, at the risk of exhibiting
+her as a person of vulgar tastes, it must be recorded that for
+many days she desired no higher pleasure than to roll about the
+crowded streets in the public conveyances.&nbsp; They presented
+to her attentive eyes strange pictures and figures, and
+it&rsquo;s at least beneath the dignity of our historic muse to
+enumerate the trivial objects and incidents in which the
+imagination of this simple young lady from Boston lost
+itself.&nbsp; It may be freely mentioned, however, that whenever,
+after a round of visits in Bond Street and Regent Street, she was
+about to return with her sister to Jones&rsquo;s Hotel, she
+desired they should, at whatever cost to convenience, be driven
+home by way of Westminster Abbey.&nbsp; She had begun by asking
+if it wouldn&rsquo;t be possible to take the Tower <i>en
+route</i> to their lodgings; but it happened that at a more
+primitive stage of her culture Mrs. Westgate <a
+name="page299"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 299</span>had paid a
+visit to this venerable relic, which she spoke of ever
+afterwards, vaguely, as a dreadful disappointment.&nbsp; She thus
+expressed the liveliest disapproval of any attempt to combine
+historical researches with the purchase of hair-brushes and
+notepaper.&nbsp; The most she would consent to do in the line of
+backward brooding was to spend half an hour at Madame
+Tussaud&rsquo;s, where she saw several dusty wax effigies of
+members of the Royal Family.&nbsp; It was made clear to Bessie
+that if she wished to go to the Tower she must get some one else
+to take her.&nbsp; Bessie expressed hereupon an earnest
+disposition to go alone; but in respect to this proposal as well
+Mrs. Westgate had the cold sense of complications.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Remember,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;that you&rsquo;re not
+in your innocent little Boston.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not a question
+of walking up and down Beacon Street.&rdquo;&nbsp; With which she
+went on to explain that there were two classes of American girls
+in Europe&mdash;those who walked about alone and those who
+didn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; &ldquo;You happen to belong, my dear,&rdquo;
+she said to her sister, &ldquo;to the class that
+doesn&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s only,&rdquo; laughed Bessie, though all
+yearningly, &ldquo;because you happen quite arbitrarily to place
+me.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she devoted much private meditation to this
+question of effecting a visit to the Tower of London.</p>
+<p>Suddenly it seemed as if the problem might be solved; the two
+ladies at Jones&rsquo;s Hotel received a visit from Willie
+Woodley.&nbsp; So was familiarly designated a young American who
+had sailed from New York a few days after their own departure and
+who, enjoying some freedom of acquaintance with them in that
+city, had lost no time, on his arrival in London, in coming to
+pay them his respects.&nbsp; He had in fact gone to see them
+directly after going to see his tailor; than which there can be
+no greater exhibition of promptitude on the part of a young
+American just <a name="page300"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+300</span>installed at the Charing Cross Hotel.&nbsp; He was a
+slight, mild youth, without high colour but with many elegant
+forms, famous for the authority with which he led the
+&ldquo;German&rdquo; in New York.&nbsp; He was indeed, by the
+young ladies who habitually figured in such evolutions, reckoned
+&ldquo;the best dancer in the world&rdquo;; it was in those terms
+he was always spoken of and his pleasant identity
+indicated.&nbsp; He was the most convenient gentle young man, for
+almost any casual light purpose, it was possible to meet; he was
+beautifully dressed&mdash;&ldquo;in the English
+style&rdquo;&mdash;and knew an immense deal about London.&nbsp;
+He had been at Newport during the previous summer, at the time of
+our young Englishmen&rsquo;s visit, and he took extreme pleasure
+in the society of Bessie Alden, whom he never addressed but as
+&ldquo;Miss Bessie.&rdquo;&nbsp; She immediately arranged with
+him, in the presence of her sister, that he should guide her to
+the scene of Lady Jane Grey&rsquo;s execution.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You may do as you please,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;Only&mdash;if you desire the
+information&mdash;it is not the custom here for young ladies to
+knock about London with wild young men.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Miss Bessie has waltzed with me so often&mdash;not to
+call it so wildly,&rdquo; the young man returned, &ldquo;that she
+can surely go out with me in a jog-trot cab.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I consider public waltzing,&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate,
+&ldquo;the most innocent, because the most guarded and regulated,
+pleasure of our time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a jolly compliment to our time!&rdquo; Mr.
+Woodley cried with a laugh of the most candid significance.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why I should regard what&rsquo;s done
+here,&rdquo; Bessie pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why should I suffer the
+restrictions of a society of which I enjoy none of the
+privileges?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s very good&mdash;very good,&rdquo; her
+friend applauded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, go to the Tower and feel the axe if you
+like!&rdquo; <a name="page301"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+301</span>said Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;I consent to your
+going with Mr. Woodley; but I wouldn&rsquo;t let you go with an
+Englishman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Miss Bessie wouldn&rsquo;t care to go with an
+Englishman!&rdquo; Mr. Woodley declared with an asperity
+doubtless not unnatural in a young man who, dressing in a manner
+that I have indicated and knowing a great deal, as I have said,
+about London, saw no reason for drawing these sharp
+distinctions.&nbsp; He agreed upon a day with Miss Bessie&mdash;a
+day of that same week; while an ingenious mind might perhaps have
+traced a connexion between the girl&rsquo;s reference to her lack
+of social privilege or festal initiation and a question she asked
+on the morrow as she sat with her sister at luncheon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you mean to write to&mdash;to any
+one?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wrote this morning to Captain Littledale,&rdquo; Mrs.
+Westgate replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But Mr. Woodley believes Captain Littledale away in
+India.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He said he thought he had heard so; he knows nothing
+about it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>For a moment Bessie said nothing more; then at last,
+&ldquo;And don&rsquo;t you intend to write to&mdash;to Mr.
+Beaumont?&rdquo; she inquired.</p>
+<p>Her sister waited with a look at her.&nbsp; &ldquo;You mean to
+Lord Lambeth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I said Mr. Beaumont because he was&mdash;at
+Newport&mdash;so good a friend of yours.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate prolonged the attitude of sisterly truth.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t really care two straws for Mr.
+Beaumont.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You were certainly very nice to him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m very nice to every one,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate simply.</p>
+<p>Nothing indeed could have been simpler save perhaps the way
+Bessie smiled back: &ldquo;To every one but me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page302"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 302</span>Her
+sister continued to look at her.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are you in love
+with Lord Lambeth?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our young woman stared a moment, and the question was too
+unattended with any train even to make her shy.&nbsp; &ldquo;Not
+that I know of.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because if you are,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate went on,
+&ldquo;I shall certainly not send for him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That proves what I said,&rdquo; Bessie gaily
+insisted&mdash;&ldquo;that you&rsquo;re not really nice to
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would be a poor service, my dear child,&rdquo; said
+her sister.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In what sense?&nbsp; There&rsquo;s nothing
+<i>against</i> Lord Lambeth that I know of.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate seemed to cover much country in a few
+moments.&nbsp; &ldquo;You <i>are</i> in love with him
+then?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie stared again, but this time blushing a little.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Ah, if you&rsquo;ll not be serious we won&rsquo;t mention
+him again.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>For some minutes accordingly Lord Lambeth was shrouded in
+silence, and it was Mrs. Westgate who, at the end of this period,
+removed the ban.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course I shall let him know
+we&rsquo;re here.&nbsp; I think he&rsquo;d be hurt&mdash;justly
+enough&mdash;if we should go away without seeing him.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s fair to give him a chance to come and thank me for the
+kindness we showed him.&nbsp; But I don&rsquo;t want to seem
+eager.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Neither do I,&rdquo; said Bessie very simply.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Though I confess,&rdquo; her companion added,
+&ldquo;that I&rsquo;m curious to see how he&rsquo;ll
+behave.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He behaved very well at Newport.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Newport isn&rsquo;t London.&nbsp; At Newport he could
+do as he liked; but here it&rsquo;s another affair.&nbsp; He has
+to have an eye to consequences.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If he had more freedom then at Newport,&rdquo; argued
+Bessie, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s the more to his credit that he behaved
+well; and if he has to be so careful here it&rsquo;s possible
+he&rsquo;ll behave even better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page303"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+303</span>&ldquo;Better, better?&rdquo; echoed her sister a
+little impatiently.&nbsp; &ldquo;My dear child, what do you mean
+by better and what&rsquo;s your point of view?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie wondered.&nbsp; &ldquo;What do <i>you</i> mean by my
+point of view?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you care for Lord Lambeth&mdash;a tiny
+speck?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate demanded.</p>
+<p>This time Bessie Alden took it with still deeper
+reserve.&nbsp; She slowly got up from table, turning her face
+away.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll oblige me by not talking
+so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate sat watching her for some moments as she moved
+slowly about the room and went and stood at the window.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll write to him this afternoon,&rdquo; she said at
+last.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do as you please!&rdquo; Bessie answered; after which
+she turned round.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not afraid to say I like
+Lord Lambeth.&nbsp; I like him very much.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate bethought herself.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s not
+clever.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, there have been clever people whom I&rsquo;ve
+disliked,&rdquo; the girl said; &ldquo;so I suppose I may like a
+stupid one.&nbsp; Besides, Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s no stupider than
+any one else.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No stupider than he gives you warning of,&rdquo; her
+sister smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I were in love with him as you said just now,&rdquo;
+Bessie returned, &ldquo;it would be bad policy on your part to
+abuse him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear child, don&rsquo;t give me lessons in
+policy!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;The policy I
+mean to follow is very deep.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl began once more to walk about; then she stopped
+before her companion.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve never heard in the
+course of five minutes so many hints and innuendoes.&nbsp; I wish
+you&rsquo;d tell me in plain English what you mean.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I mean you may be much annoyed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page304"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+304</span>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s still only a hint,&rdquo; said
+Bessie.</p>
+<p>Her sister just hesitated.&nbsp; &ldquo;It will be said of you
+that you&rsquo;ve come after him&mdash;that you followed
+him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie threw back her pretty head much as a startled hind, and
+a look flashed into her face that made Mrs. Westgate get
+up.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who says such things as that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;People here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve a very convenient faculty of doubt.&nbsp;
+But my policy will be, as I say, very deep.&nbsp; I shall leave
+you to find out as many things as possible for
+yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie fixed her eyes on her sister, and Mrs. Westgate could
+have believed there were tears in them.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do they talk
+that way here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll see.&nbsp; I shall let you
+alone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t let me alone,&rdquo; said Bessie
+Alden.&nbsp; &ldquo;Take me away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; I want to see what you make of it,&rdquo; her
+sister continued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t understand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll understand after Lord Lambeth has
+come,&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate with a persistence of private
+amusement.</p>
+<p>The two ladies had arranged that on this afternoon Willie
+Woodley should go with them to Hyde Park, where Bessie expected
+it would prove a rich passage to have sat on a little green chair
+under the great trees and beside Rotten Row.&nbsp; The want of a
+suitable escort had hitherto hampered this adventure; but no
+escort, now, for such an expedition, could have been more
+suitable than their devoted young countryman, whose mission in
+life, it might almost be said, was to find chairs for ladies and
+who appeared on the stroke of half-past five adorned with every
+superficial grace that could qualify him for the scene.</p>
+<p><a name="page305"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+305</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve written to Lord Lambeth, my
+dear,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate mentioned on coming into the room
+where Bessie, drawing on long grey gloves, had given their
+visitor the impression that she was particularly attuned.&nbsp;
+Bessie said nothing, but Willie Woodley exclaimed that his
+lordship was in town; he had seen his name in the <i>Morning
+Post</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you read the <i>Morning
+Post</i>?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate thereupon asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes; it&rsquo;s great fun.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Woodley
+almost spoke as if the pleasure were attended with physical
+risk.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I want so to see it,&rdquo; said Bessie,
+&ldquo;there&rsquo;s so much about it in Thackeray.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll send it to you every morning!&rdquo; cried
+the young man with elation.</p>
+<p>He found them what Bessie thought excellent places under the
+great trees and beside the famous avenue the humours of which had
+been made familiar to the girl&rsquo;s childhood by the pictures
+in <i>Punch</i>.&nbsp; The day was bright and warm and the crowd
+of riders and spectators, as well as the great procession of
+carriages, proportionately dense and many-coloured.&nbsp; The
+scene bore the stamp of the London social pressure at its
+highest, and it made our young woman think of more things than
+she could easily express to her companions.&nbsp; She sat silent,
+under her parasol, while her imagination, according to its wont,
+kept pace with the deep strong tide of the exhibition.&nbsp; Old
+impressions and preconceptions became living things before the
+show, and she found herself, amid the crowd of images, fitting a
+history to this person and a theory to that, and making a place
+for them all in her small private museum of types.&nbsp; But if
+she said little her sister on one side and Willie Woodley on the
+other delivered themselves in lively alternation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look at that green dress with blue flounces.&nbsp;
+Quelle toilette!&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate.</p>
+<p><a name="page306"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+306</span>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the Marquis of Blackborough,&rdquo;
+the young man was able to contribute&mdash;&ldquo;the one in the
+queer white coat.&nbsp; I heard him speak the other night in the
+House of Lords; it was something about ramrods; he called them
+<i>wamwods</i>.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s an awful swell.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you ever see anything like the way they&rsquo;re
+pinned back?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate resumed.&nbsp; &ldquo;They
+never know where to stop.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They do nothing but stop,&rdquo; said Willie
+Woodley.&nbsp; &ldquo;It prevents them from walking.&nbsp; Here
+comes a great celebrity&mdash;Lady Beatrice Bellevue.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s awfully fast; see what little steps she
+takes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, my dear,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate pursued to Bessie,
+&ldquo;I hope you&rsquo;re getting some ideas for your
+couturi&egrave;re?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m getting plenty of ideas,&rdquo; said Bessie,
+&ldquo;but I don&rsquo;t know that my couturi&egrave;re would
+particularly appreciate them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Their companion presently perceived a mounted friend who drew
+up beside the barrier of the Row and beckoned to him.&nbsp; He
+went forward and the crowd of pedestrians closed about him, so
+that for some minutes he was hidden from sight.&nbsp; At last he
+reappeared, bringing a gentleman with him&mdash;a gentleman whom
+Bessie at first supposed to be his friend dismounted.&nbsp; But
+at a second glance she found herself looking at Lord Lambeth, who
+was shaking hands with her sister.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I found him over there,&rdquo; said Willie Woodley,
+&ldquo;and I told him you were here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And then Lord Lambeth, raising his hat afresh, shook hands
+with Bessie&mdash;&ldquo;Fancy your being here!&rdquo;&nbsp; He
+was blushing and smiling; he looked very handsome and he had a
+note of splendour he had not had in America.&nbsp; The
+girl&rsquo;s free fancy, as we know, was just then in marked
+exercise; so that the tall young Englishman, as he stood there
+looking down at her, <a name="page307"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 307</span>had the benefit of it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;He&rsquo;s handsomer and more splendid than anything
+I&rsquo;ve ever seen,&rdquo; she said to herself.&nbsp; And then
+she remembered he was a Marquis and she thought he somehow looked
+a Marquis.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really, you know,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;you ought to
+have let a fellow know you&rsquo;ve come!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wrote to you an hour ago,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doesn&rsquo;t all the world know it?&rdquo; smiled
+Bessie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I assure you I didn&rsquo;t know it!&rdquo; he
+insisted.&nbsp; &ldquo;Upon my honour I hadn&rsquo;t heard of
+it.&nbsp; Ask Woodley now; had I, Woodley?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I think you&rsquo;re rather a humbug,&rdquo; this
+gentleman brought forth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t believe that&mdash;do you, Miss
+Alden?&rdquo; asked his lordship.&nbsp; &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t
+believe I&rsquo;m rather a humbug, eh?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Bessie after an instant, but choosing
+and conferring a grace on the literal&mdash;&ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re too tall to stand up, Lord Lambeth,&rdquo;
+Mrs. Westgate pronounced.&nbsp; &ldquo;You approach the normal
+only when you sit down.&nbsp; Be so good as to get a
+chair.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He found one and placed it sidewise, close to the two
+ladies.&nbsp; &ldquo;If I hadn&rsquo;t met Woodley I should never
+have found you,&rdquo; he went on.&nbsp; &ldquo;Should I,
+Woodley?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess not,&rdquo; said the young American.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not even with my letter?&rdquo; asked Mrs.
+Westgate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, well, I haven&rsquo;t got your letter yet; I
+suppose I shall get it this evening.&nbsp; It was awfully kind of
+you to write.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I said to Bessie,&rdquo; the elder lady
+observed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Did</i> she say so, Miss Alden?&rdquo; Lord Lambeth
+a little pointlessly inquired.&nbsp; &ldquo;I daresay
+you&rsquo;ve been here a month.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve been here three,&rdquo; mocked Mrs.
+Westgate.</p>
+<p><a name="page308"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+308</span>&ldquo;<i>Have</i> you been here three months?&rdquo;
+the young man asked again of Bessie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems a long time,&rdquo; Bessie answered.</p>
+<p>He had but a brief wonder&mdash;he found something.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I say, after that you had better not call me a
+humbug!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve only been in town three weeks, but you
+must have been hiding away.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t seen you
+anywhere.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where should you have seen us&mdash;where should we
+have gone?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate fairly put to him.</p>
+<p>It found Willie Woodley at least ready.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+should have gone to Hurlingham.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, let Lord Lambeth tell us,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate
+insisted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There are plenty of places to go to,&rdquo; he
+said&mdash;&ldquo;each one stupider than the other.&nbsp; I mean
+people&rsquo;s houses.&nbsp; They send you cards.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No one has sent us a scrap of a card,&rdquo; Bessie
+laughed.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate attenuated.&nbsp; &ldquo;We&rsquo;re very
+quiet.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re here as travellers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve been to Madame Tussaud&rsquo;s,&rdquo;
+Bessie further mentioned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say!&rdquo; cried Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We thought we should find your image there,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Westgate&mdash;&ldquo;yours and Mr.
+Beaumont&rsquo;s.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In the Chamber of Horrors?&rdquo; laughed the young
+man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It did duty very well for a party,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;All the women were
+<i>d&eacute;collet&eacute;es</i>, and many of the figures looked
+as if they could almost speak.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Upon my word,&rdquo; his lordship returned, &ldquo;you
+see people at London parties who look a long way from
+that!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you think Mr. Woodley could find us Mr.
+Beaumont?&rdquo; asked the elder of the ladies.</p>
+<p>He stared and looked about.&nbsp; &ldquo;I daresay he
+could.&nbsp; <a name="page309"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+309</span>Percy sometimes comes here.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you think
+you could find him, Woodley?&nbsp; Make a dive or a dash for
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you; I&rsquo;ve had enough of violent
+movement,&rdquo; said Willie Woodley.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll
+wait till Mr. Beaumont comes to the surface.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll bring him to see you,&rdquo; said Lord
+Lambeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;Where are you staying?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll find the address in my
+letter&mdash;Jones&rsquo;s Hotel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, one of those places just out of Piccadilly?&nbsp;
+Beastly hole, isn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo; Lord Lambeth inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I believe it&rsquo;s the best hotel in London,&rdquo;
+said Mrs. Westgate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But they give you awful rubbish to eat, don&rsquo;t
+they?&rdquo; his lordship went on.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate practised the same serenity.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Awful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I always feel so sorry for people who come up to town
+and go to live in those dens,&rdquo; continued the young
+man.&nbsp; &ldquo;They eat nothing but filth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say!&rdquo; cried Willie Woodley.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, and how do you like London, Miss Alden?&rdquo;
+Lord Lambeth asked, unperturbed by this ejaculation.</p>
+<p>The girl was prompt.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think it grand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My sister likes it, in spite of the
+&lsquo;filth&rsquo;!&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate recorded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope then you&rsquo;re going to stop a long
+time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As long as I can,&rdquo; Bessie replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And where&rsquo;s wonderful Mr. Westgate?&rdquo; asked
+Lord Lambeth of this gentleman&rsquo;s wife.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s where he always is&mdash;in that tiresome
+New York.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He must have staying power,&rdquo; said the young
+man.</p>
+<p>She appeared to consider.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, he stays ahead of
+every one else.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page310"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 310</span>Lord
+Lambeth sat nearly an hour with his American friends; but it is
+not our purpose to relate their conversation in full.&nbsp; He
+addressed a great many remarks to the younger lady and finally
+turned toward her altogether, while Willie Woodley wasted a
+certain amount of effort to regale Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; Bessie
+herself was sparing of effusion; she thought, on her guard, of
+what her sister had said to her at luncheon.&nbsp; Little by
+little, however, she interested herself again in her English
+friend very much as she had done at Newport; only it seemed to
+her he might here become more interesting.&nbsp; He would be an
+unconscious part of the antiquity, the impressiveness, the
+picturesqueness of England; of all of which things poor Bessie
+Alden, like most familiars of the overciphered <i>tabula
+rasa</i>, was terribly at the mercy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve often wished I were back at Newport,&rdquo;
+the young man candidly stated.&nbsp; &ldquo;Those days I spent at
+your sister&rsquo;s were awfully jolly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We enjoyed them very much; I hope your father&rsquo;s
+better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh dear yes.&nbsp; When I got to England the old humbug
+was out grouse-shooting.&nbsp; It was what you call in America a
+gigantic fraud.&nbsp; My mother had got nervous.&nbsp; My three
+weeks at Newport seemed a happy dream.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;America certainly is very different from
+England,&rdquo; said Bessie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope you like England better, eh?&rdquo; he returned
+almost persuasively.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No Englishman can ask that seriously of a person of
+another country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He turned his cheerful brown eyes on her.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+mean it&rsquo;s a matter of course?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If I were English,&rdquo; said Bessie, &ldquo;it would
+certainly seem to me a matter of course that every one should be
+a good patriot.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page311"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+311</span>&ldquo;Oh dear, yes; patriotism&rsquo;s
+everything.&rdquo;&nbsp; He appeared not quite to follow, but was
+clearly contented.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now what are you going to do
+here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On Thursday I&rsquo;m going to the Tower.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Tower?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Tower of London.&nbsp; Did you never hear of
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, I&rsquo;ve been there,&rdquo; said Lord
+Lambeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;I was taken there by my governess when I
+was six years old.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a rum idea your going
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do give me a few more rum ideas then.&nbsp; I want to
+see everything of that sort.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m going to Hampton
+Court and to Windsor and to the Dulwich Gallery.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He seemed greatly amused.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wonder you
+don&rsquo;t go to Rosherville Gardens.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie yearned.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are they interesting?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh wonderful!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are they weirdly old?&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all I care
+for,&rdquo; she said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re tremendously old; they&rsquo;re all
+falling to ruins.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl rose to it.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think there&rsquo;s
+nothing so charming as an old ruinous garden.&nbsp; We must
+certainly go there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Her friend broke out into mirth.&nbsp; &ldquo;I say, Woodley,
+here&rsquo;s Miss Alden wants to go down to Rosherville
+Gardens!&nbsp; Hang it, they <i>are</i>
+&lsquo;weird&rsquo;!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Willie Woodley looked a little blank; he was caught in the
+fact of ignorance of an apparently conspicuous feature of London
+life.&nbsp; But in a moment he turned it off.&nbsp; &ldquo;Very
+well,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll write for a
+permit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s exhilaration increased.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;&lsquo;Gad, I believe that, to get your money&rsquo;s
+worth over here, you Americans would go anywhere!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We wish to go to Parliament,&rdquo; said Bessie.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;That&rsquo;s one of the first things.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page312"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+312</span>&ldquo;Ah, it would bore you to death!&rdquo; he
+returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We wish to hear you speak.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never speak&mdash;except to young ladies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She looked at him from under the shade of her parasol.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;re very strange,&rdquo; she then quietly
+concluded.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think I approve of
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, now don&rsquo;t be severe, Miss Alden!&rdquo; he
+cried with the note of sincerity.&nbsp; &ldquo;Please don&rsquo;t
+be severe.&nbsp; I want you to like me&mdash;awfully.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To like you awfully?&nbsp; You mustn&rsquo;t laugh at
+me then when I make mistakes.&nbsp; I regard it as my
+right&mdash;as a free-born American&mdash;to make as many
+mistakes as I choose.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Upon my word I didn&rsquo;t laugh at you,&rdquo; the
+young man pleaded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And not only that,&rdquo; Bessie went on; &ldquo;but I
+hold that all my mistakes should be set down to my credit.&nbsp;
+You must think the better of me for them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t think better of you than I do,&rdquo; he
+declared.</p>
+<p>Again, shadily, she took him in.&nbsp; &ldquo;You certainly
+speak very well to young ladies.&nbsp; But why don&rsquo;t you
+address the House?&mdash;isn&rsquo;t that what they call
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because I&rsquo;ve nothing to say.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Haven&rsquo;t you a great position?&rdquo; she
+demanded.</p>
+<p>He looked a moment at the back of his glove.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll set that down as one of your mistakes&mdash;to
+your credit.&rdquo;&nbsp; And as if he disliked talking about his
+position he changed the subject.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish you&rsquo;d
+let me go with you to the Tower and to Hampton Court and to all
+those other places.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We shall be most happy,&rdquo; said Bessie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And of course I shall be delighted to show you the
+Houses of Parliament&mdash;some day that suits you.&nbsp; There
+are a lot of things I want to do for you.&nbsp; I want you to
+have a good time.&nbsp; And I should like very much to present
+some of my friends to you if it wouldn&rsquo;t <a
+name="page313"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 313</span>bore
+you.&nbsp; Then it would be awfully kind of you to come down to
+Branches.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re much obliged to you, Lord Lambeth,&rdquo;
+said Bessie.&nbsp; &ldquo;And what may Branches be?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a house in the country.&nbsp; I think you
+might like it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Willie Woodley and Mrs. Westgate were at this moment sitting
+in silence, and the young man&rsquo;s ear caught these last words
+of the other pair.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s inviting Miss Bessie
+to one of his castles,&rdquo; he murmured to his companion.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate hereupon, foreseeing what she mentally called
+&ldquo;complications,&rdquo; immediately got up; and the two
+ladies, taking leave of their English friend, returned, under
+conduct of their American, to Jones&rsquo;s Hotel.</p>
+<h3><a name="page314"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+314</span>V</h3>
+<p>Lord Lambeth came to see them on the morrow, bringing Percy
+Beaumont with him&mdash;the latter having at once declared his
+intention of neglecting none of the usual offices of
+civility.&nbsp; This declaration, however, on his kinsman&rsquo;s
+informing him of the advent of the two ladies, had been preceded
+by another exchange.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here they are then and you&rsquo;re in for
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what am I in for?&rdquo; the younger man had
+inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll let your mother give it a name.&nbsp; With
+all respect to whom,&rdquo; Percy had added, &ldquo;I must
+decline on this occasion to do any more police duty.&nbsp; The
+Duchess must look after you herself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give her a chance,&rdquo; the
+Duchess&rsquo;s son had returned a trifle grimly.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+shall make her go and see them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She won&rsquo;t do it, my boy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll see if she doesn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Lord
+Lambeth.</p>
+<p>But if Mr. Beaumont took a subtle view of the arrival of the
+fair strangers at Jones&rsquo;s Hotel he was sufficiently capable
+of a still deeper refinement to offer them a smiling
+countenance.&nbsp; He fell into animated
+conversation&mdash;conversation animated at least on <i>her</i>
+side&mdash;with Mrs. Westgate, while his companion appealed more
+confusedly to the younger lady.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate began
+confessing and protesting, declaring and discriminating.</p>
+<p><a name="page315"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+315</span>&ldquo;I must say London&rsquo;s a great deal brighter
+and prettier just now than it was when I was here last&mdash;in
+the month of November.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s evidently a great deal
+going on, and you seem to have a good many flowers.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve no doubt it&rsquo;s very charming for all you people
+and that you amuse yourselves immensely.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very
+good of you to let Bessie and me come and sit and look at
+you.&nbsp; I suppose you&rsquo;ll think I&rsquo;m very satirical,
+but I must confess that that&rsquo;s the feeling I have in
+London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I don&rsquo;t quite understand to what
+feeling you allude,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The feeling that it&rsquo;s all very well for you
+English people.&nbsp; Everything&rsquo;s beautifully arranged for
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me it&rsquo;s very well arranged here for
+some Americans sometimes,&rdquo; Percy plucked up spirit to
+answer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For some of them, yes&mdash;if they like to be
+patronised.&nbsp; But I must say I don&rsquo;t like to be
+patronised.&nbsp; I may be very eccentric and undisciplined and
+unreasonable, but I confess I never was fond of patronage.&nbsp;
+I like to associate with people on the same terms as I do in my
+own country; that&rsquo;s a peculiar taste that I have.&nbsp; But
+here people seem to expect something else&mdash;really I
+can&rsquo;t make out quite what.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid
+you&rsquo;ll think I&rsquo;m very ungrateful, for I certainly
+have received in one way and another a great deal of
+attention.&nbsp; The last time I was here a lady sent me a
+message that I was at liberty to come and pay her my
+respects.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dear me, I hope you didn&rsquo;t go,&rdquo; Mr.
+Beaumont cried.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re deliciously na&iuml;f, I must say that for
+you!&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate promptly pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;It must
+be a great advantage to you here in London.&nbsp; I suppose that
+if I myself had a little more na&iuml;vet&eacute;&mdash;of your
+blessed national lack of any approach to a sense for <a
+name="page316"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+316</span>shades&mdash;I should enjoy it more.&nbsp; I should be
+content to sit on a chair in the Park and see the people pass, to
+be told that this is the Duchess of Suffolk and that the Lord
+Chamberlain, and that I must be thankful for the privilege of
+beholding them.&nbsp; I daresay it&rsquo;s very peevish and
+critical of me to ask for anything else.&nbsp; But I was always
+critical&mdash;it&rsquo;s the joy of my life&mdash;and I freely
+confess to the sin of being fastidious.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m told
+there&rsquo;s some remarkably superior second-rate society
+provided here for strangers.&nbsp; <i>Merci</i>!&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t want any superior second-rate society.&nbsp; I want
+the society I&rsquo;ve been accustomed to.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy mustered a rueful gaiety.&nbsp; &ldquo;I hope you
+don&rsquo;t call Lambeth and me second-rate!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I&rsquo;m accustomed to you!&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you know you English sometimes make the
+most wonderful speeches?&nbsp; The first time I came to London I
+went out to dine&mdash;as I told you, I&rsquo;ve received a great
+deal of attention.&nbsp; After dinner, in the drawing-room, I had
+some conversation with an old lady&mdash;no, you mustn&rsquo;t
+look that way: I assure you I had!&nbsp; I forget what we talked
+about, but she presently said, in allusion to something we were
+discussing: &lsquo;Oh, you know, the aristocracy do so-and-so,
+but in one&rsquo;s own class of life it&rsquo;s very
+different.&rsquo;&nbsp; In one&rsquo;s own class of life!&nbsp;
+What&rsquo;s a poor unprotected American woman to do in a country
+where she is liable to have that sort of thing said to
+her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should say she&rsquo;s not to mind, not a
+rap&mdash;though you seem to get hold of some very queer old
+ladies.&nbsp; I compliment you on your acquaintance!&rdquo; Percy
+pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;If you&rsquo;re trying to bring me to admit
+that London&rsquo;s an odious place you&rsquo;ll not
+succeed.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m extremely fond of it and think it the
+jolliest place in the world.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pour vous autres&mdash;I never said the
+contrary,&rdquo; <a name="page317"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+317</span>Mrs. Westgate retorted&mdash;an expression made use of,
+this last, because both interlocutors had begun to raise their
+voices.&nbsp; Mr. Beaumont naturally didn&rsquo;t like to hear
+the seat of his existence abused, and Mrs. Westgate, no less
+naturally, didn&rsquo;t like a stubborn debater.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hallo!&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth; &ldquo;what are they
+up to now?&rdquo;&nbsp; And he came away from the window, where
+he had been standing with Bessie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I quite agree with a very clever countrywoman of
+mine,&rdquo; the elder lady continued with charming ardour even
+if with imperfect relevancy.&nbsp; She smiled at the two
+gentlemen for a moment with terrible brightness, as if to toss at
+their feet&mdash;upon their native heath&mdash;the gauntlet of
+defiance.&nbsp; &ldquo;For me there are only two social positions
+worth speaking of&mdash;that of an American lady and that of the
+Emperor of Russia.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what do you do with the American gentlemen?&rdquo;
+asked Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She leaves them in America!&rdquo; said his
+comrade.</p>
+<p>On the departure of their visitors Bessie mentioned that Lord
+Lambeth would come the next day, to go with them to the Tower,
+and that he had kindly offered to bring his &ldquo;trap&rdquo;
+and drive them all through the city.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate listened
+in silence to this news and for some time afterwards also said
+nothing.&nbsp; But at last, &ldquo;If you hadn&rsquo;t requested
+me the other day not to speak of it,&rdquo; she began,
+&ldquo;there&rsquo;s something I&rsquo;d make bold to ask
+you.&rdquo;&nbsp; Bessie frowned a little; her dark blue eyes
+grew more dark than blue.&nbsp; But her sister went on.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;As it is I&rsquo;ll take the risk.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re not
+in love with Lord Lambeth: I believe it perfectly.&nbsp; Very
+good.&nbsp; But is there by chance any danger of your becoming
+so?&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a very simple question&mdash;don&rsquo;t
+take offence.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve a particular reason,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Westgate, &ldquo;for wanting to know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page318"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+318</span>Bessie for some moments said nothing; she only looked
+displeased.&nbsp; &ldquo;No; there&rsquo;s no danger,&rdquo; she
+at last answered with a certain dryness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then I should like to frighten them!&rdquo; cried her
+sister, clasping jewelled hands.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To frighten whom?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All these people.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s family and
+friends.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl wondered.&nbsp; &ldquo;How should you frighten
+them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It wouldn&rsquo;t be I&mdash;it would be you.&nbsp; It
+would frighten them to suppose you holding in thrall his
+lordship&rsquo;s young affections.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our young lady, her clear eyes still overshadowed by her dark
+brows, continued to examine it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why should that
+frighten them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate winged her shaft with a smile before launching
+it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Because they think you&rsquo;re not good
+enough.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re a charming girl, beautiful and
+amiable, intelligent and clever, and as
+<i>bien-&eacute;lev&eacute;e</i> as it is possible to be; but
+you&rsquo;re not a fit match for Lord Lambeth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie showed again a coldness.&nbsp; &ldquo;Where do you get
+such extraordinary ideas?&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve said some such odd
+things lately.&nbsp; My dear Kitty, where do you collect
+them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But Kitty, unabashed, held to her idea.&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes, it
+would put them on pins and needles, and it wouldn&rsquo;t hurt
+you.&nbsp; Mr. Beaumont&rsquo;s already most uneasy.&nbsp; I
+could soon see that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl turned it over.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you mean they spy on
+him, that they interfere with him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what power they have to interfere,
+but I know that a British <i>materfamilias</i>&mdash;and when
+she&rsquo;s a Duchess into the bargain&mdash;is often a force to
+be reckoned with.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It has already been intimated that before certain <a
+name="page319"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 319</span>appearances
+of strange or sinister cast our young woman was apt to shy off
+into scepticism.&nbsp; She abstained on the present occasion from
+expressing disbelief, for she wished not to irritate her
+sister.&nbsp; But she said to herself that Kitty had been
+misinformed&mdash;that this was a traveller&rsquo;s tale.&nbsp;
+Though she was a girl of quick imagination there could in the
+nature of things be no truth for her in the attribution to her of
+a vulgar identity.&nbsp; Only the form she gave her doubt was:
+&ldquo;I must say that in that case I&rsquo;m very sorry for Lord
+Lambeth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate, more and more exhilarated by her own scheme,
+irradiated interest.&nbsp; &ldquo;If I could only believe it was
+safe!&nbsp; But when you begin to pity him I, on my side, am
+afraid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Afraid of what?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of your pitying him too much.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie turned impatiently off&mdash;then at the end of a
+minute faced about.&nbsp; &ldquo;What if I <i>should</i> pity him
+too much?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate hereupon averted herself, but after a
+moment&rsquo;s reflexion met the case.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would
+come, after all, to the same thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth came the next day with his trap, when the two
+ladies, attended by Willie Woodley, placed themselves under his
+guidance and were conveyed eastward, through some of the most
+fascinating, as Bessie called them, even though the duskiest
+districts, to the great turreted donjon that overlooks the London
+shipping.&nbsp; They alighted together to enter the famous
+fortress, where they secured the services of a venerable
+beef-eater, who, ignoring the presence of other dependants on his
+leisure, made a fine exclusive party of them and marched them
+through courts and corridors, through armouries and
+prisons.&nbsp; He delivered his usual peripatetic discourse, and
+they stopped and stared and peeped and stooped according as he <a
+name="page320"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 320</span>marshalled
+and directed them.&nbsp; Bessie appealed to this
+worthy&mdash;even on more heads than he seemed aware of; she
+overtaxed, in her earnestness, his learnt lesson and found the
+place, as she more than once mentioned to him, quite
+delirious.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth was in high good-humour; his
+delirium at least was gay and he betrayed afresh that aptitude
+for the simpler forms of ironic comment that the girl had noted
+in him.&nbsp; Willie Woodley kept looking at the ceilings and
+tapping the walls with the knuckle of a pearl-grey glove; and
+Mrs. Westgate, asking at frequent intervals to be allowed to sit
+down and wait till they came back, was as frequently informed
+that they would never do anything so weak.&nbsp; When it befell
+that Bessie&rsquo;s glowing appeals, chiefly on collateral points
+of English history, but left the warder gaping she resorted
+straight to Lord Lambeth.&nbsp; His lordship then pleaded gross
+incompetence, declaring he knew nothing about that sort of thing
+and greatly diverted, to all appearance, at being treated as an
+authority.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You can&rsquo;t honestly expect people to know as
+awfully much as you,&rdquo; he said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should expect you to know a great deal more,&rdquo;
+Bessie Alden returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, women always know more than men about names and
+dates and historical characters,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There was Lady Jane Grey we&rsquo;ve just been hearing
+about, who went in for Latin and Greek and all the learning of
+her age.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>You</i> have no right to be ignorant at all
+events,&rdquo; Bessie argued with all her freedom.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why haven&rsquo;t I as good a right as any one
+else?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because you&rsquo;ve lived in the midst of all these
+things.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What things do you mean?&nbsp; Axes and blocks and
+thumbscrews?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page321"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+321</span>&ldquo;All these historical things.&nbsp; You belong to
+an historical family.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bessie really harks back too much to the dead
+past&mdash;she makes too much of it,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate opined,
+catching the sense of this colloquy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, you hark back,&rdquo; the young man laughed,
+thankful for a formula.&nbsp; &ldquo;You do make too much of the
+dead past.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He went with the ladies a couple of days later to Hampton
+Court, Willie Woodley being also of the party.&nbsp; The
+afternoon was charming, the famous horse-chestnuts blossomed to
+admiration, and Lord Lambeth, who found in Miss Alden the
+improving governess, he declared, of his later immaturity, as
+Mademoiselle Boquet, dragging him by the hand to view all lions,
+had been that of his earliest, pronounced the old red palace not
+half so beastly as he had supposed.&nbsp; Bessie herself rose to
+raptures; she went about murmuring and
+&ldquo;raving.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s too lovely;
+it&rsquo;s too enchanting; it&rsquo;s too exactly what it ought
+to be!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>At Hampton Court the tinkling flocks are not provided with an
+official bellwether, but are left to browse at discretion on the
+tough herbage of History.&nbsp; It happened in this manner that,
+in default of another informant, our young woman, who on doubtful
+questions was able to suggest a great many alternatives, found
+herself again apply for judicious support to Lord Lambeth.&nbsp;
+He, however, could but once more declare himself a broken reed
+and that his education, in such matters, had been sadly
+neglected.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And I&rsquo;m sorry it makes you so wretched,&rdquo; he
+further professed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re so disappointing, you know,&rdquo; she
+returned; but more in pity&mdash;pity for herself&mdash;than in
+anger.</p>
+<p><a name="page322"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+322</span>&ldquo;Ah, now, don&rsquo;t say that!&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s the worst thing you could possibly say.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No&rdquo;&mdash;she spoke with a sad
+lucidity&mdash;&ldquo;it&rsquo;s not so bad as to say that I had
+expected nothing of you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know&rdquo;&mdash;and he seemed to
+rejoice in a chance to demur.&nbsp; &ldquo;Give me a notion of
+the sort of thing you expected.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, that you&rsquo;d be more what I should like to
+be&mdash;what I should try to be&mdash;in your place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, my place!&rdquo; he groaned.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You&rsquo;re always talking about my place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The girl gave him a look; he might have thought she coloured;
+and for a little she made no rejoinder.&nbsp; &ldquo;Does it
+strike you that I&rsquo;m always talking about your
+place?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure you do it a great honour,&rdquo; he said
+as if fearing he had sounded uncivil.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve often thought about it,&rdquo; she went on
+after a moment.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve often thought of your
+future as an hereditary legislator.&nbsp; An hereditary
+legislator ought to know so many things, oughtn&rsquo;t
+he?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not if he doesn&rsquo;t legislate.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But you <i>will</i> legislate one of these
+days&mdash;you may have to at any time; it&rsquo;s absurd your
+saying you won&rsquo;t.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re very much looked up to
+here&mdash;I&rsquo;m assured of that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know that I ever noticed it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s because you&rsquo;re used to it then.&nbsp;
+You ought to fill the place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you mean, fill it?&rdquo; asked Lord
+Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You ought to be very clever and brilliant&mdash;to be
+&lsquo;up&rsquo; in almost everything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He turned on her his handsome young face of profane
+wonder.&nbsp; &ldquo;Shall I tell you something?&nbsp; A young
+man in my position, as you call it&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page323"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+323</span>&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t invent the term,&rdquo; she
+interposed.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve seen it in a great many
+books.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hang it, you&rsquo;re always at your books!&nbsp; A
+fellow in my position then does well enough at the worst&mdash;he
+muddles along whatever he does.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s about what I
+mean to say.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, if your own people are content with you,&rdquo;
+Bessie laughed, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s not for me to complain.&nbsp;
+But I shall always think that properly you should have a great
+mind&mdash;a great character.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, that&rsquo;s very theoretic!&rdquo; the young man
+promptly brought out.&nbsp; &ldquo;Depend upon it, that&rsquo;s a
+Yankee prejudice.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Happy the country then,&rdquo; she as eagerly declared,
+&ldquo;where people&rsquo;s prejudices make so for
+light.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He stopped short, with his slightly strained gaiety, as for
+the pleasantness of high argument.&nbsp; &ldquo;What it comes to
+then is that we&rsquo;re all here a pack of fools and me the
+biggest of the lot?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I said nothing so rude of a great people&mdash;and a
+great person.&nbsp; But I must repeat that you personally
+are&mdash;in your representative capacity that&rsquo;s to
+be&mdash;disappointing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Miss Alden,&rdquo; he simply cried at this,
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m the best fellow in the world!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, if it were not for that!&rdquo; she beautifully
+smiled.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate had many more friends in London than she
+pretended, and before long had renewed acquaintance with most of
+them.&nbsp; Their hospitality was prompt, so that, one thing
+leading to another, she began, as the phrase is, to go out.&nbsp;
+Bessie Alden, in this way, saw a good deal of what she took great
+pleasure in calling to herself English society.&nbsp; She went to
+balls and danced, she went to dinners and talked, she went to
+concerts and listened&mdash;at concerts Bessie always
+listened&mdash;she went to exhibitions and <a
+name="page324"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+324</span>wondered.&nbsp; Her enjoyment was keen and her
+curiosity insatiable, and, grateful in general for all her
+opportunities, she especially prized the privilege of meeting
+certain celebrated persons, authors and artists, philosophers and
+statesmen, of whose renown she had been a humble and distant
+beholder and who now, as part of the frequent furniture of London
+drawing-rooms, struck her as stars fallen from the firmament and
+become palpable&mdash;revealing also sometimes on contact
+qualities not to have been predicted of bodies sidereal.&nbsp;
+Bessie, who knew so many of her contemporaries by reputation,
+lost in this way certain fond illusions; but on the other hand
+she had innumerable satisfactions and enthusiasms, and she laid
+bare the wealth of her emotions to a dear friend of her own sex
+in Boston, with whom she was in voluminous correspondence.&nbsp;
+Some of her sentiments indeed she sought mildly to flash upon
+Lord Lambeth, who came almost every day to Jones&rsquo;s Hotel
+and whom Mrs. Westgate admitted to be really devoted.&nbsp;
+Captain Littledale, it appeared, had gone to India; and of
+several others of this lady&rsquo;s ex-pensioners&mdash;gentlemen
+who, as she said, had made, in New York, a club-house of her
+drawing-room&mdash;no tidings were to be obtained; but this
+particular friend of other days was certainly attentive enough to
+make up for the accidental absences, the short memories, the
+remarked lapses, of every one else.&nbsp; He drove the sisters in
+the Park, took them to visit private collections of pictures and,
+having a house of his own, invited them to luncheon, to tea, to
+dinner, to supper even after the arduous German opera.&nbsp; Mrs.
+Westgate, following the fashion of many of her countrywomen,
+caused herself and her companion to be presented at the English
+Court by her diplomatic representative&mdash;for it was in this
+manner that she alluded to the American Minister to England,
+inquiring what on earth he <a name="page325"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 325</span>was put there for if not to make the
+proper arrangements for her reception at Court.</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth expressed a hatred of Courts, but he had social
+privileges or exercised some court function&mdash;these
+undiscriminated attributes, dim backgrounds where old gold seemed
+to shine through transparent conventions, were romantically rich
+to our young heroine&mdash;that involved his support of his
+sovereign on the day on which the two ladies at Jones&rsquo;s
+Hotel repaired to Buckingham Palace in a remarkable coach sent by
+his lordship to fetch them.&nbsp; He appeared in a gorgeous
+uniform, and Bessie Alden was particularly struck with his
+glory&mdash;especially when on her asking him, rather foolishly
+as she felt, if he were a loyal subject, he replied that he was a
+loyal subject to herself.&nbsp; This pronouncement was emphasised
+by his dancing with her at a royal ball to which the two ladies
+afterwards went, and was not impaired by the fact that she
+thought he danced very ill.&nbsp; He struck her as wonderfully
+kind; she asked herself with growing vivacity why he should be so
+kind.&nbsp; It was just his character&mdash;that seemed the
+natural reply.&nbsp; She had told her relative how much she liked
+him, and now that she liked him more she wondered at her
+excess.&nbsp; She liked him for his clear nature; to this
+question as well that seemed the natural answer.&nbsp; The truth
+was that when once the impressions of London life began to crowd
+thickly upon her she completely forgot her subtle sister&rsquo;s
+warning on the cynicism of public opinion.&nbsp; It had given her
+great pain at the moment; but there was no particular reason why
+she should remember it: it corresponded too little with any
+sensible reality.&nbsp; Besides which there was her habit, her
+beautiful system, of consenting to know nothing of human baseness
+or of the vulgar side.&nbsp; There were things, just as there
+were people, that were as nought from the moment one ignored <a
+name="page326"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 326</span>them.&nbsp;
+She was accordingly not haunted with the sense of a low
+imputation.&nbsp; She wasn&rsquo;t in love with Lord
+Lambeth&mdash;she assured herself of that.&nbsp; It will
+immediately be observed that when such assurances become
+necessary the state of a young lady&rsquo;s affections is already
+ambiguous; and indeed the girl made no attempt to dissimulate (to
+her finer intelligence) that &ldquo;appeal of
+type&rdquo;&mdash;she had a ready name for it&mdash;to which her
+gallant hovering gentleman caused her wonderingly to
+respond.&nbsp; She was fully aware that she liked it, this so
+unalloyed image of the simple candid manly healthy English
+temperament.&nbsp; She spoke to herself of it as if she liked the
+man for it instead of her liking it for the man.&nbsp; She
+cherished the thought of his bravery, which she had never in the
+least seen tested, enjoyed a fond view in him of the free and
+instinctive range of the &ldquo;gentlemanly&rdquo; character, and
+was as familiar with his good looks as if she habitually handed
+him out his neckties.&nbsp; She was perfectly conscious,
+moreover, of privately dilating on his more adventitious
+merits&mdash;of the effect on her imagination of the large
+opportunities of so splendid a person; opportunities she hardly
+knew for what, but, as she supposed, for doing great things, for
+setting an example, for exerting an influence, for conferring
+happiness, for encouraging the arts.&nbsp; She had an ideal of
+conduct for a young man who should find himself in this grand
+position, and she tried to adapt it to her friend&rsquo;s
+behaviour as you might attempt to fit a silhouette in cut paper
+over a shadow projected on a wall.&nbsp; Bessie Alden&rsquo;s
+silhouette, however, refused to coincide at all points with his
+lordship&rsquo;s figure; a want of harmony that she sometimes
+deplored beyond discretion.&nbsp; It was his own affair she at
+moments told herself&mdash;it wasn&rsquo;t <i>her</i> concern the
+least in the world.&nbsp; When he was absent it was of course
+less striking&mdash;then he might have seemed sufficiently to <a
+name="page327"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 327</span>unite high
+responsibilities with high braveries.&nbsp; But when he sat there
+within sight, laughing and talking with his usual effect of
+natural salubrity and mental mediocrity, she took the measure of
+his shortcoming and felt acutely that if his position was, so to
+speak, heroic, there was little of that large line in the young
+man himself.&nbsp; Then her imagination wandered away from
+him&mdash;very far away; for it was an incontestable fact that at
+these moments he lagged ever so much behind it.&nbsp; He affected
+her as on occasion, dreadful to say, almost <i>actively</i>
+stupid.&nbsp; It may have been that while she so curiously
+inquired and so critically brooded <i>her</i> personal wit, her
+presence of mind, made no great show&mdash;though it is also
+possible that she sometimes positively charmed, or at least
+interested, her friend by this very betrayal of the frequent, the
+distant and unreported, excursion.&nbsp; So it would have hung
+together that a part of her unconscious appeal to him from the
+first had been in his feeling her judge and appraise him more
+freely and irresponsibly&mdash;more at her ease and her leisure,
+as it were&mdash;than several young ladies with whom he had
+passed for adventurously intimate.&nbsp; To be convinced of her
+&ldquo;cleverness&rdquo; and yet also to be aware of her
+appreciation&mdash;when the cleverness might have been after all
+but dangerous and complicating&mdash;all made, to Lord
+Lambeth&rsquo;s sense, for convenience and cheer.&nbsp;
+Hadn&rsquo;t he compassed the satisfaction, that high aim of
+young men greatly placed and greatly moneyed, of being liked for
+himself?&nbsp; It was true a cynical counsellor might have
+whispered to him: &ldquo;Liked for yourself?&nbsp; Ah, not so
+very awfully <i>much</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; He had at any rate the
+constant hope of adding to that quantity.</p>
+<p>It may not seem to fit in&mdash;but the truth was
+strange&mdash;that Bessie Alden, when he struck her as
+&ldquo;deficient,&rdquo; found herself aspiring by that very <a
+name="page328"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 328</span>reason to
+some finer way of liking him.&nbsp; This was fairly indeed on
+grounds of conscience&mdash;because she felt he had been
+thoroughly &ldquo;nice&rdquo; to her sister and so deemed it no
+more than fair that she should think as well of him as he thought
+of her.&nbsp; The effort in question was possibly sometimes not
+so successful as it might have been, the result being at moments
+an irritation, which, though consciously vague, was yet, with
+inconsequence, acute enough to express itself in hostile
+criticism of several British institutions.&nbsp; Bessie went to
+entertainments at which she met Lord Lambeth, but also to others
+at which he was neither actually nor imaginably present; and it
+was chiefly at these latter that she encountered those literary
+and artistic celebrities of whom mention has been made.&nbsp;
+After a while she reduced the matter to a principle.&nbsp; If he
+should appear anywhere she might take it for a flat sign that
+there would be neither poets nor philosophers; and as a
+result&mdash;for it was almost a direct result&mdash;she used to
+enumerate to the young man these objects of her admiration.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You seem to be awfully fond of that sort of
+people,&rdquo; he said one day as if the idea had just occurred
+to him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re the people in England I&rsquo;m most
+curious to see,&rdquo; she promptly replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose that&rsquo;s because you&rsquo;ve read so
+much,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth gallantly threw off.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve <i>not</i> read so much.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+because we think so much of them at home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I see!&nbsp; In your so awfully clever
+Boston.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not only in our awfully clever Boston, but in our just
+commonly clever everywhere.&nbsp; We hold them in great
+honour,&rdquo; said Bessie.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s they who go
+to the best dinner-parties.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay you&rsquo;re right.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t say I
+know many of them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page329"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+329</span>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a pity you don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; she
+returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would do you some good.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay it would,&rdquo; said the young man very
+humbly.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I must say I don&rsquo;t like the looks
+of some of them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Neither do I&mdash;of some of them.&nbsp; But there are
+all kinds, and many of them are charming.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve talked with two or three of them,&rdquo;
+Lord Lambeth went on, &ldquo;and I thought they had a kind of
+fawning manner.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why should they fawn?&rdquo; Bessie demanded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; Why
+indeed?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps you only thought so,&rdquo; she suggested.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, of course,&rdquo; her companion allowed,
+&ldquo;that&rsquo;s a kind of thing that can&rsquo;t be
+proved.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In America they don&rsquo;t fawn,&rdquo; she went
+on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t they?&nbsp; Ah, well, then they must be
+better company.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She had a pause.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s one of the few
+things I don&rsquo;t like about England&mdash;your keeping the
+distinguished people apart.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you mean, apart?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, letting them come only to certain places.&nbsp;
+You never see them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>All his pleasant face wondered&mdash;he seemed to take it as
+another of her rather stiff riddles.&nbsp; &ldquo;What people do
+you mean?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The eminent people; the authors and artists; the clever
+people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh there are other eminent people besides those!&rdquo;
+said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you certainly keep them apart,&rdquo; Bessie
+earnestly contended.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And there are plenty of other clever people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It was spoken with a fine simple faith, yet the tone of it
+made her laugh.&nbsp; &ldquo;&lsquo;Plenty&rsquo;?&nbsp; How
+many?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page330"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 330</span>On
+another occasion&mdash;just after a dinner-party&mdash;she
+mentioned something else in England she didn&rsquo;t like.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I say!&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;haven&rsquo;t you
+abused us enough?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve never abused you at all,&rdquo; said Bessie;
+&ldquo;but I don&rsquo;t like your
+&lsquo;precedence.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She was to feel relieved at his not taking it solemnly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t <i>my</i> precedence!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, it&rsquo;s yours&mdash;just exactly yours; and I
+think it&rsquo;s odious,&rdquo; she insisted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never saw such a young lady for discussing
+things!&nbsp; Has some one had the impudence to go before
+you?&rdquo; Lord Lambeth asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not the going before me I object to,&rdquo;
+said Bessie; &ldquo;it&rsquo;s their pretending they&rsquo;ve a
+right to do it&mdash;a right I should grovellingly
+recognise.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never saw such a person, either, for not
+&lsquo;recognising,&rsquo; let alone for not
+&lsquo;grovelling.&rsquo;&nbsp; Every one here has to grovel to
+somebody or to something&mdash;and no doubt it&rsquo;s all
+beastly.&nbsp; But one takes the thick with the thin, and it
+saves a lot of trouble.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It <i>makes</i> a lot of trouble, by which I mean a lot
+of ugliness.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s horrid!&rdquo; Bessie
+maintained.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But how would you have the first people go?&rdquo; the
+young man asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;They can&rsquo;t go last, you
+know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whom do you mean by the first people?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, if you mean to question first principles!&rdquo;
+said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If those are your first principles no wonder some of
+your arrangements are horrid!&rdquo; she cried, with a charming
+but not wholly sincere ferocity.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m a silly
+chit, no doubt, so of course I go last; but imagine what Kitty
+must feel on being informed that she&rsquo;s not at liberty to
+budge till certain other ladies have passed out!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page331"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+331</span>&ldquo;Oh I say, she&rsquo;s not
+&lsquo;informed&rsquo;!&rdquo; he protested.&nbsp; &ldquo;No one
+would do such a thing as that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s made to feel it&mdash;as if they were
+afraid she&rsquo;d make a rush for the door.&nbsp; No,
+you&rsquo;ve a lovely country&rdquo;&mdash;she clung as for
+consistency to her discrimination&mdash;&ldquo;but your
+precedence is horrid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I certainly shouldn&rsquo;t think your sister would
+like it,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth said, with even exaggerated
+gravity.&nbsp; But she couldn&rsquo;t induce him&mdash;amused as
+he almost always was at the effect of giving her, as he called
+it, her head&mdash;to join her in more formal reprobation of this
+repulsive custom, which he spoke of as a convenience she would
+destroy without offering a better in its place.</p>
+<h3><a name="page332"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+332</span>VI</h3>
+<p>Percy Beaumont had all this time been a very much less
+frequent visitor at Jones&rsquo;s Hotel than his former fellow
+traveller; he had in fact called but twice on the two American
+ladies.&nbsp; Lord Lambeth, who often saw him, reproached him
+with his neglect and declared that though Mrs. Westgate had said
+nothing about it he made no doubt she was secretly wounded by
+it.&nbsp; &ldquo;She suffers too much to speak,&rdquo; said his
+comrade.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s all gammon,&rdquo; Percy returned;
+&ldquo;there&rsquo;s a limit to what people can
+suffer!&rdquo;&nbsp; And though sending no apologies to
+Jones&rsquo;s Hotel he undertook in a manner to explain his
+absence.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;re always there yourself,
+confound you, and that&rsquo;s reason enough for my not
+going.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s enough for
+both of us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t care to be a witness of your
+reckless passion,&rdquo; said Percy Beaumont.</p>
+<p>His friend turned on him a cold eye and for a moment said
+nothing, presently, however, speaking a little stiffly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;My passion doesn&rsquo;t make such a show as you might
+suppose, considering what a demonstrative beggar I am.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to know anything about
+it&mdash;anything whatever,&rdquo; said Beaumont.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Your mother asks me every time she sees me whether I
+believe you&rsquo;re really lost&mdash;and Lady Pimlico does the
+same.&nbsp; I prefer to be able to answer that I&rsquo;m in
+complete <a name="page333"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+333</span>ignorance, that I never go there.&nbsp; I stay away for
+consistency&rsquo;s sake.&nbsp; As I said the other day, they
+must look after you themselves.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;re wonderfully considerate,&rdquo; the
+young man returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;They never question
+<i>me</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re afraid of you.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re afraid
+of annoying you and making you worse.&nbsp; So they go to work
+very cautiously, and, somewhere or other, they get their
+information.&nbsp; They know a great deal about you.&nbsp; They
+know you&rsquo;ve been with those ladies to the dome of Saint
+Paul&rsquo;s and&mdash;where was the other place?&mdash;to the
+Thames Tunnel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If all their knowledge is as accurate as that it must
+be very valuable,&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, at any rate, they know you&rsquo;ve been visiting
+the &lsquo;sights of the metropolis.&rsquo;&nbsp; They
+think&mdash;very naturally, as it seems to me&mdash;that when you
+take to visiting the sights of the metropolis with a little
+nobody of an American girl something may be supposed to be
+&lsquo;up.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; The young man met this remark with
+scornful laughter, but his companion continued after a pause:
+&ldquo;I told you just now that I cultivate my ignorance, but I
+find I can no longer stand my suspense.&nbsp; I confess I do want
+to know whether you propose to marry Miss Alden.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On this point Lord Lambeth gave his questioner no prompt
+satisfaction; he only mused&mdash;frowningly, portentously.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;By Jove they go rather too far.&nbsp; They <i>shall</i>
+have cause to worry&mdash;I promise them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Percy Beaumont, however, continued to aim at lucidity.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t, it&rsquo;s true, quite redeem your
+threats.&nbsp; You said the other day you&rsquo;d make your
+mother call.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth just hung fire.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I asked her
+to.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And she declined?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but she shall do it yet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page334"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+334</span>&ldquo;Upon my word,&rdquo; said Percy, &ldquo;if she
+gets much more scared I verily believe she will.&rdquo;&nbsp; His
+friend watched him on this, and he went on.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;ll go to the girl herself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you mean &lsquo;go&rsquo; to her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;ll try to get &lsquo;at&rsquo; her&mdash;to
+square her.&nbsp; She won&rsquo;t care what she does.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth turned away in silence; he took twenty steps and
+slowly returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;She had better take care what she
+does.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve invited Mrs. Westgate and Miss Alden to
+Branches, and this evening I shall name a day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And shall you invite your mother and your sisters to
+meet them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth indulged in one of his rare
+discriminations.&nbsp; &ldquo;I shall give them the
+opportunity.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will touch the Duchess up,&rdquo; said Percy
+Beaumont.&nbsp; &ldquo;I &lsquo;guess&rsquo; she&rsquo;ll
+come.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She may do as she pleases.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then do you really propose to marry the little
+sister?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I like the way you talk about it!&rdquo; the young man
+cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;She won&rsquo;t gobble me down.&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t be afraid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She won&rsquo;t leave you on your knees,&rdquo; Percy
+declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;What the devil&rsquo;s the
+inducement?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You talk about proposing&mdash;wait till I <i>have</i>
+proposed,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth went on.</p>
+<p>His friend looked at him harder.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s
+right, my dear chap.&nbsp; Think of <i>all</i> the
+bearings.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s a charming girl,&rdquo; pursued his
+lordship.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course she&rsquo;s a charming girl.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know a girl more charming&mdash;in a very quiet
+way.&nbsp; But there are other charming girls&mdash;charming in
+all sorts of ways&mdash;nearer home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I particularly like her spirit,&rdquo; said
+Bessie&rsquo;s admirer&mdash;almost as on a policy of
+aggravation.</p>
+<p><a name="page335"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+335</span>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the peculiarity of her
+spirit?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s not afraid, and she says things out and
+thinks herself as good as any one.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s the only
+girl I&rsquo;ve ever seen,&rdquo; Lord Lambeth explained,
+&ldquo;who hasn&rsquo;t seemed to me dying to marry
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Beaumont considered it.&nbsp; &ldquo;How do you know she
+isn&rsquo;t dying if you haven&rsquo;t felt her pulse?&nbsp; I
+mean if you haven&rsquo;t asked her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know how; but I know it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure she asked <i>me</i>&mdash;over
+there&mdash;questions enough about your property and your
+titles,&rdquo; Percy declared.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She has done that to me too&mdash;again and
+again,&rdquo; his friend returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;But she wants to
+know about everything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Everything?&nbsp; Ah, I&rsquo;ll warrant she wants to
+know.&nbsp; Depend upon it she&rsquo;s dying to marry you just as
+much, and just by the same law, as all the rest of
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It appeared to give the young man, for a moment, something
+rather special to think of.&nbsp; &ldquo;I shouldn&rsquo;t like
+her to refuse me&mdash;I shouldn&rsquo;t like that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If the thing would be so disagreeable then, both to you
+and to her, in heaven&rsquo;s name leave it alone.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Such was the moral drawn by Mr. Beaumont; which left him
+practically the last word in the discussion.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate, on her side, had plenty to say to her sister
+about the rarity of the latter&rsquo;s visits and the
+non-appearance at their own door of the Duchess of
+Bayswater.&nbsp; She confessed, however, to taking more pleasure
+in this hush of symptoms than she could have taken in the most
+lavish attentions on the part of that great lady.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s unmistakable,&rdquo; she said,
+&ldquo;delightfully unmistakable; a most interesting sign that
+we&rsquo;ve made them wretched.&nbsp; The day we dined with him I
+was really sorry for the poor boy.&rdquo;&nbsp; It will have been
+<a name="page336"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 336</span>gathered
+that the entertainment offered by Lord Lambeth to his American
+friends had been graced by the presence of no near
+relation.&nbsp; He had invited several choice spirits to meet
+them, but the ladies of his immediate family were to Mrs.
+Westgate&rsquo;s sense&mdash;a sense perhaps morbidly
+acute&mdash;conspicuous by their hostile absence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to work you up any further,&rdquo;
+Bessie at last ventured to remark, &ldquo;but I don&rsquo;t know
+why you should have so many theories about Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s
+poor mother.&nbsp; You know a great many young men in New York
+without knowing their mothers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate rested deep eyes on her sister and then turned
+away.&nbsp; &ldquo;My dear Bessie, you&rsquo;re
+superb!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One thing&rsquo;s certain&rdquo;&mdash;the girl
+continued not to blench at her irony.&nbsp; &ldquo;If I believed
+I were a cause of annoyance, however unwitting, to Lord
+Lambeth&rsquo;s family I should insist&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Insist on my leaving England?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate
+broke in.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, not that.&nbsp; I want to go to the National
+Gallery again; I want to see Stratford-on-Avon and Canterbury
+Cathedral.&nbsp; But I should insist on his ceasing relations
+with us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That would be very modest and very pretty of
+you&mdash;but you wouldn&rsquo;t do it at this point.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you say &lsquo;at this point&rsquo;?&rdquo;
+Bessie asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have I ceased to be modest?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You care for him too much.&nbsp; A month ago, when you
+said you didn&rsquo;t, I believe it was quite true.&nbsp; But at
+present, my dear child,&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate, &ldquo;you
+wouldn&rsquo;t find it quite so simple a matter never to see Lord
+Lambeth again.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve watched it come on.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re mistaken,&rdquo; Bessie declared.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t understand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page337"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+337</span>&ldquo;Ah, you poor proud thing, don&rsquo;t be
+perverse!&rdquo; her companion returned.</p>
+<p>The girl gave the matter, thus admonished, some visible
+thought.&nbsp; &ldquo;I know him better certainly, if you mean
+that.&nbsp; And I like him very much.&nbsp; But I don&rsquo;t
+like him enough to make trouble for him with his family.&nbsp;
+However, I don&rsquo;t believe in that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I like the way you say &lsquo;however&rsquo;!&rdquo;
+Mrs. Westgate commented.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you pretend you
+wouldn&rsquo;t be glad to marry him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Again Bessie calmly considered.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would take a
+great deal more than is at all imaginable to make me marry
+him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Her relative showed an impatience.&nbsp; &ldquo;And
+what&rsquo;s the great difficulty?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The great difficulty is that I shouldn&rsquo;t care
+to,&rdquo; said Bessie Alden.</p>
+<p>The morning after Lord Lambeth had had with his own frankest
+critic that exchange of ideas which has just been narrated, the
+ladies at Jones&rsquo;s Hotel received from him a written
+invitation to pay their projected visit to Branches Castle on the
+following Tuesday.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think I&rsquo;ve made up a very
+pleasant party,&rdquo; his lordship went on.&nbsp; &ldquo;Several
+people whom you know, and my mother and sisters, who have been
+accidentally prevented from making your acquaintance
+sooner.&rdquo;&nbsp; Bessie at this lost no time in calling her
+sister&rsquo;s attention to the injustice she had done the
+Duchess of Bayswater, whose hostility was now proved to be a vain
+illusion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wait till you see if she comes,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;And if she&rsquo;s to meet us at her
+son&rsquo;s house the obligation&rsquo;s all the greater for her
+to call on us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie hadn&rsquo;t to wait long, for it appeared that her
+friend&rsquo;s parent now descried the direction in which,
+according to her companion&rsquo;s observation, courtesy
+pointed.&nbsp; On the morrow, early in the afternoon, two <a
+name="page338"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 338</span>cards were
+brought to the apartment of the American ladies&mdash;one of them
+bearing the name of the Duchess of Bayswater and the other that
+of the Countess of Pimlico.&nbsp; Mrs. Westgate glanced at the
+clock.&nbsp; &ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t yet four,&rdquo; she said;
+&ldquo;they&rsquo;ve come early; they want really to find
+us.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ll receive them.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she gave
+orders that her visitors should be admitted.&nbsp; A few moments
+later they were introduced and a solemn exchange of amenities
+took place.&nbsp; The Duchess was a large lady with a fine fresh
+colour; the Countess of Pimlico was very pretty and elegant.</p>
+<p>The Duchess looked about her as she sat down&mdash;looked not
+especially at Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;I daresay my son has
+told you that I&rsquo;ve been wanting to come to see you,&rdquo;
+she dropped&mdash;and from no towering nor inconvenient
+height.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re very kind,&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate
+vaguely&mdash;her conscience not allowing her to assent to this
+proposition, and indeed not permitting her to enunciate her own
+with any appreciable emphasis.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He tells us you were so kind to him in America,&rdquo;
+said the Duchess.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re very glad,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate replied,
+&ldquo;to have been able to make him feel a little more&mdash;a
+little less&mdash;a little at home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think he stayed at your house,&rdquo; the visitor
+more heavily breathed, but as an overture, across to Bessie
+Alden.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate intercepted the remark.&nbsp; &ldquo;A very
+short time indeed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; said the Duchess; and she continued to
+address her interest to Bessie, who was engaged in conversation
+with her daughter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you like London?&rdquo; Lady Pimlico had asked of
+Bessie, after looking at her a good deal&mdash;at her face and
+her hands, her dress and her hair.</p>
+<p><a name="page339"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 339</span>The
+girl was prompt and clear.&nbsp; &ldquo;Very much
+indeed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you like this hotel?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s very comfortable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you like stopping at hotels?&rdquo; Lady Pimlico
+asked after a pause.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m very fond of travelling, and I suppose hotels
+are a necessary part of it.&nbsp; But they&rsquo;re not the part
+I&rsquo;m fondest of,&rdquo; Bessie without difficulty
+admitted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I hate travelling!&rdquo; said Lord Lambeth&rsquo;s
+sister, who transferred her attention to Mrs. Westgate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My son tells me you&rsquo;re going to Branches,&rdquo;
+the Duchess presently resumed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lord Lambeth has been so good as to ask us,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Westgate, who felt herself now under the eyes of both
+visitors and who had her customary happy consciousness of a
+distinguished appearance.&nbsp; The only mitigation of her
+felicity on this point was that, having taken in every item of
+that of the Duchess, she said to herself: &ldquo;She won&rsquo;t
+know how well I&rsquo;m dressed!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He has been so good as to tell me he expects me, but
+I&rsquo;m not quite sure of what I can do,&rdquo; the noble lady
+exhaled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He had offered us the p&mdash;the prospect of meeting
+you,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate further contributed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hate the country at this season,&rdquo; the Duchess
+went on.</p>
+<p>Her hostess melted to sweetness.&nbsp; &ldquo;I delight in it
+at all seasons.&nbsp; And I think it now above all pleasanter
+than London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But the Duchess&rsquo;s eyes were absent again; she was
+looking very fixedly at Bessie.&nbsp; In a minute she slowly
+rose, passed across the room with a great rustle and an effect of
+momentous displacement, reached a chair that stood empty at the
+girl&rsquo;s right hand and <a name="page340"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 340</span>silently seated herself.&nbsp; As
+she was a majestic voluminous woman this little transaction had
+inevitably an air of somewhat impressive intention.&nbsp; It
+diffused a certain awkwardness, which Lady Pimlico, as a
+sympathetic daughter, perhaps desired to rectify in turning to
+Mrs. Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;I suppose you go out
+immensely.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, very little.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re strangers, and we
+didn&rsquo;t come for the local society.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see,&rdquo; said Lady Pimlico.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s rather nice in town just now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve known it of course duskier and
+dingier.&nbsp; But we only go to see a few people,&rdquo; Mrs.
+Westgate added&mdash;&ldquo;old friends or persons we
+particularly like.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course one can&rsquo;t like every one,&rdquo; Lady
+Pimlico conceded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It depends on one&rsquo;s society,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate
+returned.</p>
+<p>The Duchess meanwhile had addressed herself to Bessie.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;My son tells me the young ladies in America are so
+clever.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m glad they made so good an impression on
+him,&rdquo; our heroine smiled.</p>
+<p>The Duchess took the case, clearly, as no matter for
+grimacing; there reigned in her large pink face a meridian
+calm.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s very susceptible.&nbsp; He thinks
+every one clever&mdash;and sometimes they are.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sometimes,&rdquo; Bessie cheerfully assented.</p>
+<p>The Duchess continued all serenely and publicly to appraise
+her.&nbsp; &ldquo;Lambeth&rsquo;s very susceptible, but
+he&rsquo;s very volatile too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Volatile?&rdquo; Bessie echoed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s very inconstant.&nbsp; It won&rsquo;t do to
+depend on him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; the girl returned, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t
+recognise that description.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve depended on him
+greatly, my <a name="page341"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+341</span>sister and I, and have found him so faithful.&nbsp; He
+has never disappointed us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;ll disappoint you yet,&rdquo; said her Grace
+with a certain rich force.</p>
+<p>Bessie gave a laugh of amusement as at such a contention from
+such a quarter.&nbsp; &ldquo;I suppose it will depend on what we
+expect of him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The less you expect the better,&rdquo; said her massive
+monitress.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we expect nothing unreasonable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Duchess had a fine contemplative pause&mdash;evidently
+with more to say.&nbsp; She made, in the quantity, her next
+selection.&nbsp; &ldquo;Lambeth says he has seen so much of
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He has been with us very often&mdash;he has been a
+ministering angel,&rdquo; Bessie hastened to put on record.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I daresay you&rsquo;re used to that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+told there&rsquo;s a great deal of that in America.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A great deal of angelic ministering?&rdquo; the girl
+laughed again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that what you call it?&nbsp; I know you&rsquo;ve
+different expressions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We certainly don&rsquo;t always understand each
+other,&rdquo; said Mrs. Westgate, the termination of whose
+interview with Lady Pimlico had allowed her to revert to their
+elder visitor.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m speaking of the young men calling so much on
+the young ladies,&rdquo; the Duchess explained.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But surely in England,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate appealed,
+&ldquo;the young ladies don&rsquo;t call on the young
+men?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some of them do&mdash;almost!&rdquo; Lady Pimlico
+declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;When a young man&rsquo;s a great
+<i>parti</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bessie, you must make a note of that,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate.&nbsp; &ldquo;My sister&rdquo;&mdash;she gave their
+friends the benefit of the knowledge&mdash;&ldquo;is a model
+traveller.&nbsp; She writes down all the curious facts she hears
+in a little book she keeps for the purpose.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page342"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 342</span>The
+Duchess took it, with a noble art of her own, as if she
+hadn&rsquo;t heard it; and while she was so occupied&mdash;for
+this involved a large deliberation&mdash;her daughter turned to
+Bessie.&nbsp; &ldquo;My brother has told us of your being so
+clever.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He should have said my sister,&rdquo; Bessie
+returned&mdash;&ldquo;when she treats you to such flights as
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Shall you be long at Branches?&rdquo; the Duchess
+abruptly asked of her.</p>
+<p>Bessie was to have afterwards a vivid remembrance of wondering
+what her Grace (she was so glad Duchesses had that predicate)
+would mean by &ldquo;long.&rdquo;&nbsp; But she might as well
+somehow have wondered what the occupants of the planet Mars
+would.&nbsp; &ldquo;He has invited us for three days.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think I must really manage it,&rdquo; the Duchess
+declared&mdash;&ldquo;and my daughter too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will be charming!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Delightful!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Westgate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shall expect to see a deal of you,&rdquo; the Duchess
+continued.&nbsp; &ldquo;When I go to Branches I monopolise my
+son&rsquo;s guests.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They must give themselves up to you,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Westgate all graciously.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I quite yearn to see it&mdash;to see the Castle,&rdquo;
+Bessie went on to the larger lady.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve never
+seen one&mdash;in England at least; and you know we&rsquo;ve none
+in America.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you&rsquo;re fond of castles?&rdquo;&mdash;her
+Grace quite took it up.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of the idea of them&mdash;which is all I
+know&mdash;immensely.&rdquo;&nbsp; And the girl&rsquo;s pale
+light deepened for the assurance.&nbsp; &ldquo;It has been the
+dream of my life to live in one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Duchess looked at her as if hardly knowing how to take
+such words, which, from the ducal point of view, had either to be
+very artless or very <a name="page343"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 343</span>aggressive.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; she said, rising, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll show you
+Branches myself.&rdquo;&nbsp; And upon this the noble ladies took
+their departure.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What did they mean by it?&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate sought
+to know when they had gone.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They meant to do the friendly thing,&rdquo; Bessie
+surmised, &ldquo;because we&rsquo;re going to meet
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s too late to do the friendly thing,&rdquo;
+Mrs. Westgate replied almost grimly.&nbsp; &ldquo;They meant to
+overawe us by their fine manners and their grandeur; they meant
+to make you <i>l&acirc;cher prise</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>L&acirc;cher prise</i>?&nbsp; What strange things
+you say!&rdquo; the girl sighed as fairly for pain.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They meant to snub us so that we shouldn&rsquo;t dare
+to go to Branches,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate substituted with
+confidence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the contrary,&rdquo; said Bessie, &ldquo;the Duchess
+offered to show me the place herself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, you may depend upon it she won&rsquo;t let you out
+of her sight.&nbsp; She&rsquo;ll show you the place from morning
+till night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve a theory for everything,&rdquo; our young
+woman a little more helplessly allowed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And you apparently have none for anything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I saw no attempt to &lsquo;overawe&rsquo; us,&rdquo;
+Bessie nevertheless persisted.&nbsp; &ldquo;Their manners
+weren&rsquo;t fine.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They were not even good!&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate
+declared.</p>
+<p>Her sister had a pause, but in a few moments claimed the
+possession of an excellent theory.&nbsp; &ldquo;They just came to
+look at me!&rdquo; she brought out as with much ingenuity.&nbsp;
+Mrs. Westgate did the idea justice; she greeted it with a smile
+and pronounced it a credit to a fresh young mind; while in
+reality she felt that the girl&rsquo;s scepticism, or her
+charity, or, as she had sometimes called it appropriately, her
+idealism, was <a name="page344"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+344</span>proof against irony.&nbsp; Bessie, however, remained
+meditative all the rest of that day and well on into the
+morrow.&nbsp; She privately ached&mdash;almost as under a
+dishonour&mdash;with the aftersense of having been inspected in
+that particular way.</p>
+<p>On the morrow before luncheon Mrs. Westgate, having occasion
+to go out for an hour, left her sister writing a letter.&nbsp;
+When she came back she met Lord Lambeth at the door of the hotel
+and in the act of leaving it.&nbsp; She thought he looked
+considerably embarrassed; he certainly, she said to herself, had
+no spring.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry to have missed you.&nbsp;
+Won&rsquo;t you come back?&rdquo; she asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No&mdash;I can&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen your
+sister.&nbsp; I can never come back.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then he looked
+at her a moment and took her hand.&nbsp; &ldquo;Good-bye, Mrs.
+Westgate&mdash;you&rsquo;ve been very kind to me.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+And with what she thought a strange sad air on his handsome young
+face he turned away.</p>
+<p>She went in only to find Bessie still writing her letter; find
+her, that is, seated at the table with the arrested pen in her
+hand.&nbsp; She put her question after a moment.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Lord Lambeth has been here?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then Bessie got up and showed her a pale serious
+face&mdash;bending it on her for some time, confessing silently
+and, a little, pleading.&nbsp; &ldquo;I told him,&rdquo; the girl
+said at last, &ldquo;that we couldn&rsquo;t go to
+Branches.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Westgate gave a gasp of temporary disappointment.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;He might have waited,&rdquo; she nevertheless smiled,
+&ldquo;till one had seen the Castle.&rdquo;&nbsp; An hour
+afterwards she spoke again.&nbsp; &ldquo;I do wish, you know, you
+might have accepted him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Bessie, with the slowest
+gravest gentlest of headshakes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s really such a dear,&rdquo; Mrs. Westgate
+pursued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Bessie repeated.</p>
+<p><a name="page345"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+345</span>&ldquo;If it&rsquo;s only,&rdquo; her sister added,
+&ldquo;because those women will think they succeeded&mdash;that
+they paralysed us!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our young lady turned away, but presently added: &ldquo;They
+were interesting.&nbsp; I should have liked to see them
+again.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So should I!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Westgate, with much
+point.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And I should have liked to see the Castle,&rdquo; said
+Bessie.&nbsp; &ldquo;But now we must leave England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Her sister&rsquo;s eyes studied her.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+won&rsquo;t wait to go to the National Gallery?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nor to Canterbury Cathedral?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bessie lost herself for a little in this.&nbsp; &ldquo;We can
+stop there on our way to Paris,&rdquo; she then said.</p>
+<p>Lord Lambeth didn&rsquo;t tell Percy Beaumont that the
+contingency he was not prepared at all to like had occurred; but
+that gentleman, on hearing that the two ladies had left London,
+wondered with some intensity what had happened; wondered, that
+is, till the Duchess of Bayswater came a little to his
+assistance.&nbsp; The two ladies went to Paris&mdash;when Mrs.
+Westgate beguiled the journey by repeating several times:
+&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what I regret; they&rsquo;ll think they
+petrified us.&rdquo;&nbsp; But Bessie Alden, strange and charming
+girl, seemed to regret nothing.</p>
+<h2><a name="page347"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 347</span>THE
+PENSION BEAUREPAS</h2>
+<h3><a name="page349"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+349</span>I</h3>
+<p>I was not rich&mdash;on the contrary; and I had been told the
+Pension Beaurepas was cheap.&nbsp; I had further been told that a
+boarding-house is a capital place for the study of human
+nature.&nbsp; I was inclined to a literary career and a friend
+had said to me: &ldquo;If you mean to write you ought to go and
+live in a boarding-house: there&rsquo;s no other such way to pick
+up material.&rdquo;&nbsp; I had read something of this kind in a
+letter addressed by the celebrated Stendhal to his sister:
+&ldquo;I have a passionate desire to know human nature, and a
+great mind to live in a boarding-house, where people can&rsquo;t
+conceal their real characters.&rdquo;&nbsp; I was an admirer of
+<i>La Chartreuse de Parme</i>, and easily believed one
+couldn&rsquo;t do better than follow in the footsteps of its
+author.&nbsp; I remembered, too, the magnificent boarding-house
+in Balzac&rsquo;s <i>P&egrave;re Goriot</i>&mdash;the
+&ldquo;pension bourgeoise des deux sexes et autres,&rdquo; kept
+by Madame Vauquer, n&eacute;e de Conflans.&nbsp; Magnificent, I
+mean, as a piece of portraiture; the establishment, as an
+establishment, was certainly sordid enough, and I hoped for
+better things from the Pension Beaurepas.&nbsp; This institution
+was one of the most esteemed in Geneva and, standing in a little
+garden of its own not far from the lake, had a very homely
+comfortable sociable aspect.&nbsp; The regular entrance was, as
+one might say, at the back, which looked upon the street, or
+rather upon a little <i>place</i> adorned, <a
+name="page350"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 350</span>like every
+<i>place</i> in Geneva, great or small, with a generous cool
+fountain.&nbsp; That approach was not prepossessing, for on
+crossing the threshold you found yourself more or less in the
+kitchen&mdash;amid the &ldquo;offices&rdquo; and struck with
+their assault on your nostril.&nbsp; This, however, was no great
+matter, for at the Pension Beaurepas things conformed frankly to
+their nature and the whole mechanism lay bare.&nbsp; It was
+rather primitive, the mechanism, but it worked in a friendly
+homely regular way.&nbsp; Madame Beaurepas was an honest little
+old woman&mdash;she was far advanced in life and had been keeping
+a pension for more than forty years&mdash;whose only faults were
+that she was slightly deaf, that she was fond of a surreptitious
+pinch of snuff, and that, at the age of seventy-four, she wore
+stacks of flowers in her cap.&nbsp; There was a legend in the
+house that she wasn&rsquo;t so deaf as she pretended and that she
+feigned this infirmity in order to possess herself of the secrets
+of her lodgers.&nbsp; I never indeed subscribed to this theory,
+convinced as I became that Madame Beaurepas had outlived the
+period of indiscreet curiosity.&nbsp; She dealt with the present
+and the future in the steady light of a long experience; she had
+been having lodgers for nearly half a century and all her concern
+with them was that they should pay their bills, fold their
+napkins and make use of the doormat.&nbsp; She cared very little
+for their secrets.&nbsp; &ldquo;J&rsquo;en ai vus de toutes les
+couleurs,&rdquo; she said to me.&nbsp; She had quite ceased to
+trouble about individuals; she cared only for types and clear
+categories.&nbsp; Her large observation had made her acquainted
+with a number of these and her mind become a complete collection
+of &ldquo;heads.&rdquo;&nbsp; She flattered herself that she knew
+at a glance where to pigeonhole a new-comer, and if she made
+mistakes her deportment never betrayed them.&nbsp; I felt that as
+regards particular persons&mdash;once they conformed to the few
+rules&mdash;she had neither likes <a name="page351"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 351</span>nor dislikes; but she was capable of
+expressing esteem or contempt for a species.&nbsp; She had her
+own ways, I suppose, of manifesting her approval, but her manner
+of indicating the reverse was simple and unvarying.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Je trouve que c&rsquo;est
+d&eacute;plac&eacute;!&rdquo;&mdash;this exhausted her view of
+the matter.&nbsp; If one of her inmates had put arsenic into the
+<i>pot-au-feu</i> I believe Madame Beaurepas would have been
+satisfied to remark that this receptacle was not the place for
+arsenic.&nbsp; She could have imagined it otherwise and suitably
+applied.&nbsp; The line of misconduct to which she most objected
+was an undue assumption of gentility; she had no patience with
+boarders who gave themselves airs.&nbsp; &ldquo;When people come
+chez moi it isn&rsquo;t to cut a figure in the world; I&rsquo;ve
+never so flattered myself,&rdquo; I remember hearing her say;
+&ldquo;and when you pay seven francs a day, tout compris, it
+comprises everything but the right to look down on the
+others.&nbsp; Yet there are people who, the less they pay, take
+themselves the more au s&eacute;rieux.&nbsp; My most difficult
+boarders have always been those who&rsquo;ve fiercely bargained
+and had the cheapest rooms.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Madame Beaurepas had a niece, a young woman of some forty odd
+years; and the two ladies, with the assistance of a couple of
+thick-waisted red-armed peasant-women, kept the house
+going.&nbsp; If on your exits and entrances you peeped into the
+kitchen it made very little difference; as C&eacute;lestine the
+cook shrouded herself in no mystery and announced the day&rsquo;s
+fare, amid her fumes, quite with the resonance of the priestess
+of the tripod foretelling the future.&nbsp; She was always at
+your service with a grateful grin: she blacked your boots; she
+trudged off to fetch a cab; she would have carried your baggage,
+if you had allowed her, on her broad little back.&nbsp; She was
+always tramping in and out between her kitchen and the fountain
+in the <i>place</i>, where it often seemed to me <a
+name="page352"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 352</span>that a
+large part of the preparation for our meals went
+forward&mdash;the wringing-out of towels and table-cloths, the
+washing of potatoes and cabbages, the scouring of saucepans and
+cleansing of water-bottles.&nbsp; You enjoyed from the door-step
+a perpetual back-view of C&eacute;lestine and of her large loose
+woollen ankles as she craned, from the waist, over into the
+fountain and dabbled in her various utensils.&nbsp; This sounds
+as if life proceeded but in a makeshift fashion at the Pension
+Beaurepas&mdash;as if we suffered from a sordid tone.&nbsp; But
+such was not at all the case.&nbsp; We were simply very
+bourgeois; we practised the good old Genevese principle of not
+sacrificing to appearances.&nbsp; Nothing can be better than that
+principle when the rich real underlies it.&nbsp; We had the rich
+real at the Pension Beaurepas: we had it in the shape of soft
+short beds equipped with fluffy <i>duvets</i>; of admirable
+coffee, served to us in the morning by C&eacute;lestine in person
+as we lay recumbent on these downy couches; of copious wholesome
+succulent dinners, conformable to the best provincial
+traditions.&nbsp; For myself, I thought the Pension Beaurepas
+local colour, and this, with me, at that time, was a grand
+term.&nbsp; I was young and ingenuous and had just come from
+America.&nbsp; I wished to perfect myself in the French tongue
+and innocently believed it to flourish by Lake Leman.&nbsp; I
+used to go to lectures at the Academy, the nursing mother of the
+present University, and come home with a violent appetite.&nbsp;
+I always enjoyed my morning walk across the long
+bridge&mdash;there was only one just there in those
+days&mdash;which spans the deep blue out-gush of the lake, and up
+the dark steep streets of the old Calvinistic city.&nbsp; The
+garden faced this way, toward the lake and the old town, and gave
+properest access to the house.&nbsp; There was a high wall with a
+double gate in the middle and flanked by a couple of ancient
+massive posts; the big rusty grille <a name="page353"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 353</span>bristled with old-fashioned
+iron-work.&nbsp; The garden was rather mouldy and weedy, tangled
+and untended; but it contained a small thin-flowing fountain,
+several green benches, a rickety little table of the same
+complexion, together with three orange-trees in tubs disposed as
+effectively as possible in front of the windows of the salon.</p>
+<h3><a name="page354"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+354</span>II</h3>
+<p>As commonly happens in boarding-houses the rustle of
+petticoats was at the Pension Beaurepas the most familiar form of
+the human tread.&nbsp; We enjoyed the usual allowance of
+economical widows and old maids and, to maintain the balance of
+the sexes, could boast but of a finished old Frenchman and an
+obscure young American.&nbsp; It hardly made the matter easier
+that the old Frenchman came from Lausanne.&nbsp; He was a native
+of that well-perched place, but had once spent six months in
+Paris, where he had tasted of the tree of knowledge; he had got
+beyond Lausanne, whose resources he pronounced inadequate.&nbsp;
+Lausanne, as he said, &ldquo;<i>manquait
+d&rsquo;agr&ecirc;ments</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; When obliged, for
+reasons he never specified, to bring his residence in Paris to a
+close, he had fallen back on Geneva; he had broken his fall at
+the Pension Beaurepas.&nbsp; Geneva was after all more like
+Paris, and at a Genevese boarding-house there was sure to be
+plenty of Americans who might be more or less counted on to add
+to the resemblance.&nbsp; M. Pigeonneau was a little lean man
+with a vast narrow nose, who sat a great deal in the garden and
+bent his eyes, with the aid of a large magnifying glass, on a
+volume from the <i>cabinet de lecture</i>.</p>
+<p>One day a fortnight after my adoption of the retreat I
+describe I came back rather earlier than usual from my academic
+session; it wanted half an hour of the <a
+name="page355"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 355</span>midday
+breakfast.&nbsp; I entered the salon with the design of
+possessing myself of the day&rsquo;s <i>Galignani</i> before one
+of the little English old maids should have removed it to her
+virginal bower&mdash;a privilege to which Madame Beaurepas
+frequently alluded as one of the attractions of the
+establishment.&nbsp; In the salon I found a new-comer, a tall
+gentleman in a high black hat, whom I immediately recognised as a
+compatriot.&nbsp; I had often seen him, or his equivalent, in the
+hotel-parlours of my native land.&nbsp; He apparently supposed
+himself to be at the present moment in an hotel-parlour; his hat
+was on his head or rather half off it&mdash;pushed back from his
+forehead and more suspended than poised.&nbsp; He stood before a
+table on which old newspapers were scattered; one of these he had
+taken up and, with his eye-glass on his nose, was holding out at
+arm&rsquo;s length.&nbsp; It was that honourable but extremely
+diminutive sheet the <i>Journal de Gen&egrave;ve</i>, a newspaper
+then of about the size of a pocket-handkerchief.&nbsp; As I drew
+near, looking for my <i>Galignani</i>, the tall gentleman gave
+me, over the top of his eyeglass, a sad and solemn stare.&nbsp;
+Presently, however, before I had time to lay my hand on the
+object of my search, he silently offered me the <i>Journal de
+Gen&egrave;ve</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It appears,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;to be the paper of
+the country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;I believe it&rsquo;s the
+best.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He gazed at it again, still holding it at arm&rsquo;s-length
+as if it had been a looking-glass.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he
+concluded, &ldquo;I suppose it&rsquo;s natural a small country
+should have small papers.&nbsp; You could wrap this one up,
+mountains and all, in one of our dailies!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I found my <i>Galignani</i> and went off with it into the
+garden, where I seated myself on a bench in the shade.&nbsp;
+Presently I saw the tall gentleman in the hat appear at one of
+the open windows of the salon and stand there with his hands in
+his pockets and <a name="page356"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+356</span>his legs a little apart.&nbsp; He looked infinitely
+bored, and&mdash;I don&rsquo;t know why&mdash;I immediately felt
+sorry for him.&nbsp; He hadn&rsquo;t at all&mdash;as M.
+Pigeonneau, for instance, in his way, had it&mdash;the romantic
+note; he looked just a jaded, faded, absolutely voided man of
+business.&nbsp; But after a little he came into the garden and
+began to stroll about; and then his restless helpless carriage
+and the vague unacquainted manner in which his eyes wandered over
+the place seemed to make it proper that, as an older resident, I
+should offer him a certain hospitality.&nbsp; I addressed him
+some remark founded on our passage of a moment before, and he
+came and sat down beside me on my bench, clasping one of his long
+knees in his hands.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When is it this big breakfast of theirs comes
+off?&rdquo; he inquired.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s what I call
+it&mdash;the little breakfast and the big breakfast.&nbsp; I
+never thought I should live to see the time when I&rsquo;d want
+to eat two breakfasts.&nbsp; But a man&rsquo;s glad to do
+anything over here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For myself,&rdquo; I dropped, &ldquo;I find plenty to
+do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He turned his head and glanced at me with an effect of
+bottomless wonder and dry despair.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;re
+getting used to the life, are you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I like the life very much,&rdquo; I laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How long have you tried it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean this place?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I mean anywhere.&nbsp; It seems to me pretty much
+the same all over.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been in this house only a fortnight,&rdquo;
+I said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, what should you say, from what you&rsquo;ve
+seen?&rdquo; my companion asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh you can see all there is at once.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+very simple.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sweet simplicity, eh?&nbsp; Well then I guess my two
+ladies will know right off what&rsquo;s the matter with
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh everything&rsquo;s very good,&rdquo; I hastened to
+<a name="page357"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+357</span>explain.&nbsp; &ldquo;And Madame Beaurepas is a
+charming old woman.&nbsp; And then it&rsquo;s very
+cheap.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Cheap, is it?&rdquo; my friend languidly echoed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doesn&rsquo;t it strike you so?&rdquo;&nbsp; I thought
+it possible he hadn&rsquo;t inquired the terms.&nbsp; But he
+appeared not to have heard me; he sat there, clasping his knee
+and absently blinking at the sunshine.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you from the United States, sir?&rdquo; he
+presently demanded, turning his head again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess I am, sir,&rdquo; I felt it indicated to
+reply; and I mentioned the place of my nativity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I presumed you were American or English.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m from the United States myself&mdash;from New York
+City.&nbsp; Many of our people here?&rdquo; he went on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not so many as I believe there have sometimes
+been.&nbsp; There are two or three ladies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; my interlocutor observed, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+very fond of ladies&rsquo; society.&nbsp; I think when it&rsquo;s
+really nice there&rsquo;s nothing comes up to it.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve got two ladies here myself.&nbsp; I must make you
+acquainted with them.&rdquo;&nbsp; And then after I had rejoined
+that I should be delighted and had inquired of him if he had been
+long in Europe: &ldquo;Well, it seems precious long, but my
+time&rsquo;s not up yet.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve been here nineteen
+weeks and a half.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you travelling for pleasure?&rdquo; I hazarded.</p>
+<p>Once more he inclined his face to me&mdash;his face that was
+practically so odd a comment on my question, and I so felt his
+unspoken irony that I soon also turned and met his eyes.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;No, sir.&nbsp; Not much, sir,&rdquo; he added after a
+considerable interval.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pardon me,&rdquo; I said; for his desolation had a
+little the effect of a rebuke.</p>
+<p>He took no notice of my appeal; he simply continued to look at
+me.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m travelling,&rdquo; he said at last,
+&ldquo;to please the doctors.&nbsp; They seemed to think
+<i>they&rsquo;d</i> enjoy it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page358"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+358</span>&ldquo;Ah, they sent you abroad for your
+health?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They sent me abroad because they were so plaguey
+muddled they didn&rsquo;t know what else to do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s often the best thing,&rdquo; I ventured to
+remark.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was a confession of medical bankruptcy; they wanted
+to stop my run on them.&nbsp; They didn&rsquo;t know enough to
+cure me, as they had originally pretended they did, and
+that&rsquo;s the way they thought they&rsquo;d get round
+it.&nbsp; I wanted to be cured&mdash;I didn&rsquo;t want to be
+transported.&nbsp; I hadn&rsquo;t done any harm.&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+could but assent to the general proposition of the inefficiency
+of doctors, and put to my companion that I hoped he hadn&rsquo;t
+been seriously ill.&nbsp; He only shook his foot at first, for
+some time, by way of answer; but at last, &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t
+get natural rest,&rdquo; he wearily observed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, that&rsquo;s very annoying.&nbsp; I suppose you
+were overworked.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t have a natural appetite&mdash;nor even
+an unnatural, when they fixed up things for me.&nbsp; I took no
+interest in my food.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess you&rsquo;ll both eat and sleep
+here,&rdquo; I felt justified in remarking.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t hold a pen,&rdquo; my neighbour went
+on.&nbsp; &ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t sit still.&nbsp; I
+couldn&rsquo;t walk from my house to the cars&mdash;and
+it&rsquo;s only a little way.&nbsp; I lost my interest in
+business.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You needed a good holiday,&rdquo; I concluded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what the doctors said.&nbsp; It
+wasn&rsquo;t so very smart of them.&nbsp; I had been paying
+strict attention to business for twenty-three years.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And in all that time you had never let up?&rdquo; I
+cried in horror.</p>
+<p>My companion waited a little.&nbsp; &ldquo;I kind o&rsquo; let
+up Sundays.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh that&rsquo;s nothing&mdash;because our Sundays
+themselves never let up.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page359"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+359</span>&ldquo;I guess they do over here,&rdquo; said my
+friend.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but you weren&rsquo;t over here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I wasn&rsquo;t over here.&nbsp; I shouldn&rsquo;t
+have been where I was three years ago if I had spent my time
+travelling round Europe.&nbsp; I was in a very advantageous
+position.&nbsp; I did a very large business.&nbsp; I was
+considerably interested in lumber.&rdquo;&nbsp; He paused,
+bending, though a little hopelessly, about to me again.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Have you any business interests yourself?&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+answered that I had none, and he proceeded slowly, mildly and
+deliberately.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, sir, perhaps you&rsquo;re not
+aware that business in the United States is not what it was a
+short time since.&nbsp; Business interests are very
+insecure.&nbsp; There seems to be a general falling-off.&nbsp;
+Different parties offer different explanations of the fact, but
+so far as I&rsquo;m aware none of their fine talk has set things
+going again.&rdquo;&nbsp; I ingeniously intimated that if
+business was dull the time was good for coming away; whereupon my
+compatriot threw back his head and stretched his legs a
+while.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, sir, that&rsquo;s one view of the
+matter certainly.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s something to be said for
+that.&nbsp; These things should be looked at all round.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s the ground my wife took.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the
+ground,&rdquo; he added in a moment, &ldquo;that a lady would
+naturally take.&rdquo;&nbsp; To which he added a laugh as ghostly
+as a dried flower.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You think there&rsquo;s a flaw in the reasoning?&rdquo;
+I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, sir, the ground I took was that the worse a
+man&rsquo;s business is the more it requires looking after.&nbsp;
+I shouldn&rsquo;t want to go out to recreation&mdash;not even to
+go to church&mdash;if my house was on fire.&nbsp; My firm&rsquo;s
+not doing the business it was; it&rsquo;s like a sick
+child&mdash;it requires nursing.&nbsp; What I wanted the doctors
+to do was to fix me up so that I could go on at home.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;d have taken anything they&rsquo;d have given me, and as
+many times a day.&nbsp; I wanted to be right there; I had <a
+name="page360"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 360</span>my reasons;
+I have them still.&nbsp; But I came off all the same,&rdquo; said
+my friend with a melancholy smile.</p>
+<p>I was a great deal younger than he, but there was something so
+simple and communicative in his tone, so expressive of a desire
+to fraternise and so exempt from any theory of human differences,
+that I quite forgot his seniority and found myself offering him
+paternal advice.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t think about all
+that.&nbsp; Simply enjoy yourself, amuse yourself, get
+well.&nbsp; Travel about and see Europe.&nbsp; At the end of a
+year, by the time you&rsquo;re ready to go home, things will have
+improved over there, and you&rsquo;ll be quite well and
+happy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He laid his hand on my knee; his wan kind eyes considered me,
+and I thought he was going to say &ldquo;You&rsquo;re very
+young!&rdquo;&nbsp; But he only brought out:
+&ldquo;<i>You&rsquo;ve</i> got used to Europe anyway!&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page361"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+361</span>III</h3>
+<p>At breakfast I encountered his ladies&mdash;his wife and
+daughter.&nbsp; They were placed, however, at a distance from me,
+and it was not until the pensionnaires had dispersed and some of
+them, according to custom, had come out into the garden, that he
+had an opportunity of carrying out his offer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will you allow me to introduce you to my
+daughter?&rdquo; he said, moved apparently by a paternal
+inclination to provide this young lady with social
+diversion.&nbsp; She was standing with her mother in one of the
+paths, where she looked about with no great complacency, I
+inferred, at the homely characteristics of the place.&nbsp; Old
+M. Pigeonneau meanwhile hovered near, hesitating apparently
+between the desire to be urbane and the absence of a
+pretext.&nbsp; &ldquo;Mrs. Ruck, Miss Sophy Ruck&rdquo;&mdash;my
+friend led me up.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Ruck was a ponderous light-coloured person with a smooth
+fair face, a somnolent eye and an arrangement of hair, with
+forehead-tendrils, water-waves and other complications, that
+reminded me of those framed &ldquo;capillary&rdquo; tributes to
+the dead which used long ago to hang over artless mantel-shelves
+between the pair of glass domes protecting wax flowers.&nbsp;
+Miss Sophy was a girl of one-and-twenty, tiny and pretty and
+lively, with no more maiden shyness than a feminine terrier in a
+tinkling collar.&nbsp; Both of these ladies were arrayed in black
+silk dresses, <a name="page362"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+362</span>much ruffled and flounced, and if elegance were
+<i>all</i> a matter of trimming they would have been elegant.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you think highly of this pension?&rdquo; asked Mrs.
+Ruck after a few preliminaries.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a little rough,&rdquo; I made answer,
+&ldquo;but it seems to me comfortable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Does it take a high rank in Geneva?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I imagine it enjoys a very fair fame.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should never dream of comparing it to a New York
+boarding-house,&rdquo; Mrs. Ruck pursued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s quite in a different style,&rdquo; her
+daughter observed.&nbsp; Miss Ruck had folded her arms; she held
+her elbows with a pair of small white hands and tapped the ground
+with a pretty little foot.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We hardly expected to come to a pension,&rdquo; said
+Mrs. Ruck, who looked considerably over my head and seemed to
+confide the truth in question, as with an odd austerity or
+chastity, a marked remoteness, to the general air.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But we thought we&rsquo;d try; we had heard so much about
+Swiss pensions.&nbsp; I was saying to Mr. Ruck that I wondered if
+this is a favourable specimen.&nbsp; I was afraid we might have
+made a mistake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we know some people who have been here; they
+think everything of Madame Beaurepas,&rdquo; said Miss
+Sophy.&nbsp; &ldquo;They say she&rsquo;s a real
+friend.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Ruck, at this, drew down a little.&nbsp; &ldquo;Mr. and
+Mrs. Parker&mdash;perhaps you&rsquo;ve heard her speak of
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Madame Beaurepas has had a great many Americans;
+she&rsquo;s very fond of Americans,&rdquo; I replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I must say I should think she would be if she
+compares them with some others.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mother&rsquo;s death on comparing,&rdquo; remarked Miss
+Ruck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course I like to study things and to see for <a
+name="page363"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+363</span>myself,&rdquo; the elder lady returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+never had a chance till now; I never knew my privileges.&nbsp;
+Give me an American!&rdquo;&nbsp; And, recovering her distance
+again, she seemed to impose this tax on the universe.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I must say there are some things I like over
+here,&rdquo; said Miss Sophy with courage.&nbsp; And indeed I
+could see that she was a young woman of sharp affirmations.</p>
+<p>Her father gave one of his ghostly grunts.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+like the stores&mdash;that&rsquo;s what you like most, I
+guess.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young lady addressed herself to me without heeding this
+charge.&nbsp; &ldquo;I suppose you feel quite at home
+here.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh he likes it&mdash;he has got used to the life.&nbsp;
+He says you <i>can</i>!&rdquo; Mr. Ruck proclaimed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish you&rsquo;d teach Mr. Ruck then,&rdquo; said his
+wife.&nbsp; &ldquo;It seems as if he couldn&rsquo;t get used to
+anything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m used to you, my dear,&rdquo; he retorted, but
+with his melancholy eyes on me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s intensely restless,&rdquo; continued Mrs.
+Ruck.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s what made me want to come to a
+pension.&nbsp; I thought he&rsquo;d settle down more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, lovey,&rdquo; he sighed, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve had
+hitherto mainly to settle up!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In view of a possible clash between her parents I took refuge
+in conversation with Miss Ruck, who struck me as well out in the
+open&mdash;as leaning, subject to any swing, so to speak, on the
+easy gate of the house of life.&nbsp; I learned from her that
+with her companions, after a visit to the British islands, she
+had been spending a month in Paris and that she thought she
+should have died on quitting that city.&nbsp; &ldquo;I hung out
+of the carriage, when we left the hotel&mdash;I assure you I
+did.&nbsp; And I guess mother did, too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Out of the other window, I hope,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, one out of each window&rdquo;&mdash;her
+promptitude was perfect.&nbsp; &ldquo;Father had hard work, I can
+tell <a name="page364"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+364</span>you.&nbsp; We hadn&rsquo;t half-finished&mdash;there
+were ever so many other places we wanted to go to.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your father insisted on coming away?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;after we had been there about a month he
+claimed he had had enough.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s fearfully restless;
+he&rsquo;s very much out of health.&nbsp; Mother and I took the
+ground that if he was restless in Paris he needn&rsquo;t hope for
+peace anywhere.&nbsp; We don&rsquo;t mean to let up on him till
+he takes us back.&rdquo;&nbsp; There was an air of keen
+resolution in Miss Ruck&rsquo;s pretty face, of the lucid
+apprehension of desirable ends, which made me, as she pronounced
+these words, direct a glance of covert compassion toward her poor
+recalcitrant sire.&nbsp; He had walked away a little with his
+wife, and I saw only his back and his stooping patient-looking
+shoulders, whose air of acute resignation was thrown into relief
+by the cold serenity of his companion.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;ll
+have to take us back in September anyway,&rdquo; the girl
+pursued; &ldquo;he&rsquo;ll have to take us back to get some
+things we&rsquo;ve ordered.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I had an idea it was my duty to draw her out.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Have you ordered a great many things?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess we&rsquo;ve ordered <i>some</i>.&nbsp; Of
+course we wanted to take advantage of being in Paris&mdash;ladies
+always do.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve left the most important ones till we
+go back.&nbsp; Of course that&rsquo;s the principal interest for
+ladies.&nbsp; Mother said she&rsquo;d feel so shabby if she just
+passed through.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve promised all the people to be
+right there in September, and I never broke a promise yet.&nbsp;
+So Mr. Ruck has got to make his plans accordingly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what are his plans?&rdquo; I continued, true to my
+high conception.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know; he doesn&rsquo;t seem able to make
+any.&nbsp; His great idea was to get to Geneva, but now that he
+has got here he doesn&rsquo;t seem to see the point.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s the effect of bad health.&nbsp; He used to be so
+bright and <a name="page365"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+365</span>natural, but now he&rsquo;s quite subdued.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s about time he should improve, anyway.&nbsp; We went
+out last night to look at the jewellers&rsquo; windows&mdash;in
+that street behind the hotel.&nbsp; I had always heard of those
+jewellers&rsquo; windows.&nbsp; We saw some lovely things, but it
+didn&rsquo;t seem to rouse father.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll get tired of
+Geneva sooner than he did of Paris.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;there are finer things here
+than the jewellers&rsquo; windows.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re very near
+some of the most beautiful scenery in Europe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose you mean the mountains.&nbsp; Well, I guess
+we&rsquo;ve seen plenty of mountains at home.&nbsp; We used to go
+to the mountains every summer.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re familiar enough
+with the mountains.&nbsp; Aren&rsquo;t we, mother?&rdquo; my
+young woman demanded, appealing to Mrs. Ruck, who, with her
+husband, had drawn near again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t we what?&rdquo; inquired the elder
+lady.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t we familiar with the mountains?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I hope so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Ruck.</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck, with his hands in his pockets, gave me a sociable
+wink.&nbsp; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s nothing much you can <i>tell</i>
+them!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The two ladies stood face to face a few moments, surveying
+each other&rsquo;s garments.&nbsp; Then the girl put her mother a
+question.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you want to go out?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I think we&rsquo;d better.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve got
+to go up to that place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To what place?&rdquo; asked Mr. Ruck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To that jeweller&rsquo;s&mdash;to that big
+one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They all seemed big enough&mdash;they were <i>too</i>
+big!&rdquo;&nbsp; And he gave me another dry wink.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That one where we saw the blue cross,&rdquo; said his
+daughter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh come, what do you want of that blue cross?&rdquo;
+poor Mr. Ruck demanded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She wants to hang it on a black velvet ribbon and tie
+it round her neck,&rdquo; said his wife.</p>
+<p><a name="page366"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+366</span>&ldquo;A black velvet ribbon?&nbsp; Not much!&rdquo;
+cried the young lady.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you suppose I&rsquo;d wear
+that cross on a black velvet ribbon?&nbsp; On a nice little gold
+chain, if you please&mdash;a little narrow gold chain like an
+old-fashioned watch-chain.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the proper thing
+for that blue cross.&nbsp; I know the sort of chain I mean;
+I&rsquo;m going to look for one.&nbsp; When I want a
+thing,&rdquo; said Miss Ruck with decision, &ldquo;I can
+generally find it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here, Sophy,&rdquo; her father urged, &ldquo;you
+don&rsquo;t want that blue cross.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do want it&mdash;I happen to want it.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+And her light laugh, with which she glanced at me, was like the
+flutter of some gage of battle.</p>
+<p>The grace of this demonstration, in itself marked, suggested
+that there were various relations in which one might stand to
+Miss Ruck; but I felt that the sharpest of the strain would come
+on the paternal.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t worry the poor
+child,&rdquo; said her mother.</p>
+<p>She took it sharply up.&nbsp; &ldquo;Come on,
+mother.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re going to look round a little,&rdquo; the
+elder lady explained to me by way of taking leave.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know what that means,&rdquo; their companion dropped
+as they moved away.&nbsp; He stood looking at them while he
+raised his hand to his head, behind, and rubbed it with a
+movement that displaced his hat.&nbsp; (I may remark in
+parenthesis that I never saw a hat more easily displaced than Mr.
+Ruck&rsquo;s.)&nbsp; I supposed him about to exhale some plaint,
+but I was mistaken.&nbsp; Mr. Ruck was unhappy, but he was a
+touching fatalist.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, they want to pick up
+something,&rdquo; he contented himself with recognising.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the principal interest for ladies.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page367"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+367</span>IV</h3>
+<p>He distinguished me, as the French say; he honoured me with
+his esteem and, as the days elapsed, with no small share of his
+confidence.&nbsp; Sometimes he bored me a little, for the tone of
+his conversation was not cheerful, tending as it did almost
+exclusively to a melancholy dirge over the financial prostration
+of our common country.&nbsp; &ldquo;No, sir, business in the
+United States is not what it once was,&rdquo; he found occasion
+to remark several times a day.&nbsp; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s not the
+same spring&mdash;there&rsquo;s not the same hopeful
+feeling.&nbsp; You can see it in all departments.&rdquo;&nbsp; He
+used to sit by the hour in the little garden of the pension with
+a roll of American newspapers in his lap and his high hat pushed
+back, swinging one of his long legs and reading the <i>New York
+Herald</i>.&nbsp; He paid a daily visit to the American
+banker&rsquo;s on the other side of the Rh&ocirc;ne and remained
+there a long time, turning over the old papers on the green
+velvet table in the centre of the Salon des Etrangers and
+fraternising with chance compatriots.&nbsp; But in spite of these
+diversions the time was heavy on his hands.&nbsp; I used at times
+to propose him a walk, but he had a mortal horror of any use of
+his legs other than endlessly dangling or crossing them, and
+regarded my direct employment of my own as a morbid form of
+activity.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll kill yourself if you
+don&rsquo;t look out,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;walking all over the
+country.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want to stump round that way&mdash;I
+ain&rsquo;t <a name="page368"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+368</span>a postman!&rdquo;&nbsp; Briefly speaking, Mr. Ruck had
+few resources.&nbsp; His wife and daughter, on the other hand, it
+was to be supposed, were possessed of a good many that
+couldn&rsquo;t be apparent to an unobtrusive young man.&nbsp;
+They also sat a great deal in the garden or in the salon, side by
+side, with folded hands, taking in, to vague ends, material
+objects, and were remarkably independent of most of the usual
+feminine aids to idleness&mdash;light literature, tapestry, the
+use of the piano.&nbsp; They lent themselves to complete
+displacement, however, much more than their companion, and I
+often met them, in the Rue du Rh&ocirc;ne and on the quays,
+loitering in front of the jewellers&rsquo; windows.&nbsp; They
+might have had a cavalier in the person of old M. Pigeonneau, who
+professed a high appreciation of their charms, but who, owing to
+the absence of a common idiom, was deprived, in the connexion, of
+the pleasures of intimacy.&nbsp; He knew no English, and Mrs.
+Ruck and her daughter had, as it seemed, an incurable mistrust of
+the beautiful tongue which, as the old man endeavoured to impress
+upon them, was pre-eminently the language of conversation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They have a tournure de princesse&mdash;a distinction
+supr&ecirc;me,&rdquo; he said to me.&nbsp; &ldquo;One&rsquo;s
+surprised to find them in a little pension bourgeoise at seven
+francs a day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh they don&rsquo;t come for economy.&nbsp; They must
+be rich.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They don&rsquo;t come for my beaux yeux&mdash;for
+mine,&rdquo; said M. Pigeonneau sadly.&nbsp; &ldquo;Perhaps
+it&rsquo;s for yours, young man.&nbsp; Je vous recommande la
+maman!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I considered the case.&nbsp; &ldquo;They came on account of
+Mr. Ruck because at hotels he&rsquo;s so restless.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>M. Pigeonneau gave me a knowing nod.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course he
+is, with such a wife as that!&mdash;a femme superbe.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s preserved in perfection&mdash;a miraculous
+fra&icirc;cheur.&nbsp; I like those large, fair, quiet women; <a
+name="page369"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+369</span>they&rsquo;re often, dans l&rsquo;intimit&eacute;, the
+most agreeable.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll warrant you that at heart Madame
+Roque is a finished coquette.&rdquo;&nbsp; And then as I
+demurred: &ldquo;You suppose her cold?&nbsp; Ne vous y fiez
+pas!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a matter in which I&rsquo;ve nothing at
+stake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You young Americans are droll,&rdquo; said M.
+Pigeonneau; &ldquo;you never have anything at stake!&nbsp; But
+the little one, for example; I&rsquo;ll warrant you she&rsquo;s
+not cold.&nbsp; Toute menue as she is she&rsquo;s admirably
+made.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s very pretty.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;She&rsquo;s very pretty&rsquo;!&nbsp; Vous dites
+cela d&rsquo;un ton!&nbsp; When you pay compliments to Mees Roque
+I hope that&rsquo;s not the way you do it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t pay compliments to Miss Ruck.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, decidedly,&rdquo; said M. Pigeonneau, &ldquo;you
+young Americans are droll!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I should have suspected that these two ladies wouldn&rsquo;t
+especially commend themselves to Madame Beaurepas; that as a
+ma&icirc;tresse de salon, which she in some degree aspired to be,
+she would have found them wanting in a certain colloquial
+ease.&nbsp; But I should have gone quite wrong: Madame Beaurepas
+had no fault at all to find with her new pensionnaires.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve no observation whatever to make about
+them,&rdquo; she said to me one evening.&nbsp; &ldquo;I see
+nothing in those ladies at all d&eacute;plac&eacute;.&nbsp; They
+don&rsquo;t complain of anything; they don&rsquo;t meddle; they
+take what&rsquo;s given them; they leave me tranquil.&nbsp; The
+Americans are often like that.&nbsp; Often, but not
+always,&rdquo; Madame Beaurepas pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;We&rsquo;re
+to have a specimen to-morrow of a very different sort.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;An American?&rdquo;&nbsp; I was duly interested.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Two Am&eacute;ricaines&mdash;a mother and a
+daughter.&nbsp; There are Americans and Americans: when
+you&rsquo;re difficiles you&rsquo;re more so than any one, and
+when you&rsquo;ve pretensions&mdash;ah, par exemple, it&rsquo;s
+serious.&nbsp; I foresee that with this little lady everything
+will be <a name="page370"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+370</span>serious, beginning with her caf&eacute; au lait.&nbsp;
+She has been staying at the Pension Chamousset&mdash;my
+concurrente, you know, further up the street; but she&rsquo;s
+coming away because the coffee&rsquo;s bad.&nbsp; She holds to
+her coffee, it appears.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know what liquid
+Madame Chamousset may dispense under that name, but we&rsquo;ll
+do the best we can for her.&nbsp; Only I know she&rsquo;ll make
+me des histoires about something else.&nbsp; She&rsquo;ll demand
+a new lamp for the salon; vous allez voir cela.&nbsp; She wishes
+to pay but eleven francs a day for herself and her daughter, tout
+compris; and for their eleven francs they expect to be lodged
+like princesses.&nbsp; But she&rsquo;s very
+&lsquo;ladylike&rsquo;&mdash;isn&rsquo;t that what you call it in
+English?&nbsp; Oh, pour cela, she&rsquo;s ladylike!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I caught a glimpse on the morrow of the source of these
+portents, who had presented herself at our door as I came in from
+a walk.&nbsp; She had come in a cab, with her daughter and her
+luggage; and with an air of perfect softness and serenity she now
+disputed the fare as she stood on the steps and among her
+boxes.&nbsp; She addressed her cabman in a very English accent,
+but with extreme precision and correctness.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish
+to be perfectly reasonable, but don&rsquo;t wish to encourage you
+in exorbitant demands.&nbsp; With a franc and a half you&rsquo;re
+sufficiently paid.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not the custom at Geneva to
+give a pourboire for so short a drive.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve made
+inquiries and find it&rsquo;s not the custom even in the best
+families.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m a stranger, yes, but I always adopt the
+custom of the native families.&nbsp; I think it my duty to the
+natives.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But I&rsquo;m a native too, moi!&rdquo; cried the
+cabman in high derision.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You seem to me to speak with a German accent,&rdquo;
+continued the lady.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;re probably from
+Basel.&nbsp; A franc and a half are sufficient.&nbsp; I see
+you&rsquo;ve left behind the little red bag I asked you to hold
+between your knees; you&rsquo;ll please to go back to the other
+house <a name="page371"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+371</span>and get it.&nbsp; Very well, si vous me manquez
+I&rsquo;ll make a complaint of you to-morrow at the
+administration.&nbsp; Aurora, you&rsquo;ll find a pencil in the
+outer pocket of my embroidered satchel; please write down his
+number&mdash;87; do you see it distinctly?&mdash;in case we
+should forget it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young lady so addressed&mdash;a slight fair girl holding a
+large parcel of umbrellas&mdash;stood at hand while this
+allocution went forward, but apparently gave no heed to it.&nbsp;
+She stood looking about her in a listless manner&mdash;looking at
+the front of the house, at the corridor, at C&eacute;lestine
+tucking back her apron in the doorway, at me as I passed in amid
+the disseminated luggage; her mother&rsquo;s parsimonious
+attitude seeming to produce in Miss Aurora neither sympathy nor
+embarrassment.&nbsp; At dinner the two ladies were placed on the
+same side of the table as myself and below Mrs. Ruck and her
+daughter&mdash;my own position being on the right of Mr.
+Ruck.&nbsp; I had therefore little observation of Mrs.
+Church&mdash;such I learned to be her name&mdash;but I
+occasionally heard her soft distinct voice.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;White wine, if you please; we prefer white wine.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s none on the table?&nbsp; Then you&rsquo;ll please
+get some and remember to place a bottle of it always here between
+my daughter and myself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That lady seems to know what she wants,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Ruck, &ldquo;and she speaks so I can understand her.&nbsp; I
+can&rsquo;t understand every one over here.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d like
+to make that lady&rsquo;s acquaintance.&nbsp; Perhaps she knows
+what <i>I</i> want, too: it seems so hard to find out!&nbsp; But
+I don&rsquo;t want any of their sour white wine; that&rsquo;s one
+of the things I don&rsquo;t want.&nbsp; I guess she&rsquo;ll be
+an addition to the pension.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck made the acquaintance of Mrs. Church that evening in
+the parlour, being presented to her by his wife, who presumed on
+the rights conferred <a name="page372"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 372</span>upon herself by the mutual
+proximity, at table, of the two ladies.&nbsp; I seemed to make
+out that in Mrs. Church&rsquo;s view Mrs. Ruck presumed too
+far.&nbsp; The fugitive from the Pension Chamousset, as M.
+Pigeonneau called her, was a little fresh plump comely woman,
+looking less than her age, with a round bright serious
+face.&nbsp; She was very simply and frugally dressed, not at all
+in the manner of Mr. Ruck&rsquo;s companions, and had an air of
+quiet distinction which was an excellent defensive weapon.&nbsp;
+She exhibited a polite disposition to listen to what Mr. Ruck
+might have to say, but her manner was equivalent to an intimation
+that what she valued least in boarding-house life was its social
+opportunities.&nbsp; She had placed herself near a lamp, after
+carefully screwing it and turning it up, and she had opened in
+her lap, with the assistance of a large embroidered marker, an
+octavo volume which I perceived to be in German.&nbsp; To Mrs.
+Ruck and her daughter she was evidently a puzzle; they were
+mystified beyond appeal by her frugal attire and expensive
+culture.&nbsp; The two younger ladies, however, had begun to
+fraternise freely, and Miss Ruck presently went wandering out of
+the room with her arm round the waist of Miss Church.&nbsp; It
+was a warm evening; the long windows of the salon stood wide open
+to the garden, and, inspired by the balmy darkness, M. Pigeonneau
+and Mademoiselle Beaurepas, a most obliging little woman who
+lisped and always wore a huge cravat, declared they would
+organise a f&ecirc;te de nuit.&nbsp; They engaged in this
+enterprise, and the f&ecirc;te developed itself on the lines of
+half a dozen red paper lanterns hung about in the trees, and of
+several glasses of <i>sirop</i> carried on a tray by the
+stout-armed C&eacute;lestine.&nbsp; As the occasion deepened to
+its climax I went out into the garden, where M. Pigeonneau was
+master of ceremonies.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But where are those charming young ladies,&rdquo; he <a
+name="page373"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 373</span>cried,
+&ldquo;Mees Roque and the new-comer, l&rsquo;aimable
+transfuge?&nbsp; Their absence has been remarked and
+they&rsquo;re wanting to the brilliancy of the scene.&nbsp;
+Voyez, I have selected a glass of syrup&mdash;a generous
+glass&mdash;for Mees Roque, and I advise you, my young friend, if
+you wish to make a good impression, to put aside one which you
+may offer to the other young lady.&nbsp; What&rsquo;s her
+name?&nbsp; Mees Cheurche?&nbsp; I see; it&rsquo;s a singular
+name.&nbsp; Ca veut dire &lsquo;&eacute;glise,&rsquo;
+n&rsquo;est-ce-pas?&nbsp; Voil&agrave;, a church where I&rsquo;d
+willingly worship!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck presently came out of the salon, having concluded his
+interview with the elder of the pair.&nbsp; Through the open
+window I saw that accomplished woman seated under the lamp with
+her German octavo, while Mrs. Ruck, established empty-handed in
+an armchair near her, fairly glowered at her for fascination.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I told you she&rsquo;d know what I want,&rdquo;
+he promptly observed to me.&nbsp; &ldquo;She says I want to go
+right up to Appenzell, wherever that is; that I want to drink
+whey and live in a high latitude&mdash;what did she call
+it?&mdash;a high altitude.&nbsp; She seemed to think we ought to
+leave for Appenzell to-morrow; she&rsquo;d got it all
+fixed.&nbsp; She says this ain&rsquo;t a high enough lat&mdash;a
+high enough altitude.&nbsp; And she says I mustn&rsquo;t go too
+high either; that would be just as bad; she seems to know just
+the right figure.&nbsp; She says she&rsquo;ll give me a list of
+the hotels where we must stop on the way to Appenzell.&nbsp; I
+asked her if she didn&rsquo;t want to go with us, but she says
+she&rsquo;d rather sit still and read.&nbsp; I guess she&rsquo;s
+a big reader.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The daughter of this devotee now reappeared, in company with
+Miss Ruck, with whom she had been strolling through the outlying
+parts of the garden; and that young lady noted with interest the
+red paper lanterns.&nbsp; &ldquo;Good gracious,&rdquo; she
+inquired, &ldquo;are they trying to stick the flower-pots into
+the trees?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page374"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+374</span>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s an illumination in honour of our
+arrival,&rdquo; her companion returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a
+triumph over Madame Chamousset.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Meanwhile, at the Pension Chamousset,&rdquo; I ventured
+to suggest, &ldquo;they&rsquo;ve put out their
+lights&mdash;they&rsquo;re sitting in darkness and lamenting your
+departure.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She smiled at me&mdash;she was standing in the light that came
+from the house.&nbsp; M. Pigeonneau meanwhile, who had awaited
+his chance, advanced to Miss Ruck with his glass of syrup.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve kept it for you, mademoiselle,&rdquo; he said;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve jealously guarded it.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very
+delicious!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Miss Ruck looked at him and his syrup without making any
+motion to take the glass.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I guess it&rsquo;s
+sour,&rdquo; she dropped with a small shake of her head.</p>
+<p>M. Pigeonneau stood staring, his syrup in his hand; then he
+slowly turned away.&nbsp; He looked about at the rest of us as to
+appeal from Miss Ruck&rsquo;s insensibility, and went to deposit
+his rejected tribute on a bench.&nbsp; &ldquo;Won&rsquo;t you
+give it to me?&rdquo; asked Miss Church in faultless
+French.&nbsp; &ldquo;J&rsquo;adore le sirop, moi.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>M. Pigeonneau came back with alacrity and presented the glass
+with a very low bow.&nbsp; &ldquo;I adore good
+manners.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This incident caused me to look at Miss Church with quickened
+interest.&nbsp; She was not strikingly pretty, but in her
+charming irregular face was a light of ardour.&nbsp; Like her
+mother, though in a less degree, she was simply dressed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She wants to go to America, and her mother won&rsquo;t
+let her&rdquo;&mdash;Miss Sophy explained to me her
+friend&rsquo;s situation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m very sorry&mdash;for America,&rdquo; I
+responsively laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t want to say anything against your
+<a name="page375"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 375</span>mother,
+but I think it&rsquo;s shameful,&rdquo; Miss Ruck pursued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mamma has very good reasons.&nbsp; She&rsquo;ll tell
+you them all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t want to hear
+them,&rdquo; said Miss Ruck.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve got a
+right to your own country; every one has a right to their own
+country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mamma&rsquo;s not very patriotic,&rdquo; Aurora was at
+any rate not too spiritless to mention.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I call that dreadful,&rdquo; her companion
+declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve heard there are some Americans
+like that, but I never believed it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh there are all sorts of Americans.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aurora&rsquo;s one of the right sort,&rdquo; cried Miss
+Ruck, ready, it seemed, for the closest comradeship.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you very patriotic,&rdquo; I asked of the
+attractive exile.</p>
+<p>Miss Ruck, however, promptly answered for her.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s right down homesick&mdash;she&rsquo;s dying to
+go.&nbsp; If you were me,&rdquo; she went on to her friend,
+&ldquo;I guess your mother would <i>have</i> to take
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mamma&rsquo;s going to take me to Dresden.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I never heard of anything so cold-blooded!&rdquo;
+said Miss Ruck.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s like something in a weird
+story.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never heard Dresden was so awful a fate,&rdquo; I
+ventured to interpose.</p>
+<p>Miss Ruck&rsquo;s eyes made light of me.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I
+don&rsquo;t believe <i>you</i>&rsquo;re a good American,&rdquo;
+she smartly said, &ldquo;and I never supposed you were.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;d better go right in there and talk to Mrs.
+Church.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dresden&rsquo;s really very nice, isn&rsquo;t
+it?&rdquo; I asked of her companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t nice if you happen to prefer New
+York,&rdquo; Miss Ruck at once returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;Miss Church
+prefers New York.&nbsp; Tell him you&rsquo;re dying to see New
+York; it will make him mad,&rdquo; she went on.</p>
+<p><a name="page376"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+376</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve no desire to make him mad,&rdquo;
+Aurora smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s only Miss Ruck who can do that,&rdquo; I
+hastened to state.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have you been a long time in
+Europe?&rdquo; I added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As long as I can remember.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I call that wicked!&rdquo; Miss Ruck declared.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You might be in a worse place,&rdquo; I
+continued.&nbsp; &ldquo;I find Europe very
+interesting.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Miss Ruck fairly snorted.&nbsp; &ldquo;I was just
+<i>saying</i> that you wanted to pass for a European.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Well, I saw my way to admit it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes, I want to
+pass for a Dalmatian.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Miss Ruck pounced straight.&nbsp; &ldquo;Then you had better
+not come home.&nbsp; We know how to treat your sort.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Were you born in these countries?&rdquo; I asked of
+Aurora Church.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh no&mdash;I came to Europe a small child.&nbsp; But I
+remember America a little, and it seems delightful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wait till you see it again.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s just too
+lovely,&rdquo; said Miss Ruck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The grandest country in all the world,&rdquo; I
+added.</p>
+<p>Miss Ruck began to toss her head.&nbsp; &ldquo;Come away, my
+dear.&nbsp; If there&rsquo;s a creature I despise it&rsquo;s a
+man who tries to say funny things about his own
+country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But Aurora lingered while she all appealingly put it to
+me.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think one can be tired of
+Europe?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well&mdash;as one may be tired of life.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tired of the life?&rdquo; cried Miss Ruck.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Father was tired of it after three weeks.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been here sixteen years,&rdquo; her friend
+went on, looking at me as for some charming intelligence.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It <a name="page377"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+377</span>used to be for my education.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know
+what it&rsquo;s for now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s beautifully educated,&rdquo; Miss Ruck
+guaranteed.&nbsp; &ldquo;She knows four languages.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not very sure I know English!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You should go to Boston!&rdquo; said our
+companion.&nbsp; &ldquo;They speak splendidly in
+Boston.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;C&rsquo;est mon r&ecirc;ve,&rdquo; said Aurora, still
+looking at me.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have you been all over Europe,&rdquo;
+I asked&mdash;&ldquo;in all the different countries?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She consulted her reminiscences.&nbsp; &ldquo;Everywhere you
+can find a pension.&nbsp; Mamma&rsquo;s devoted to
+pensions.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve lived at one time or another in every
+pension in Europe&mdash;say at some five or six
+hundred.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I should think you had seen about enough!&rdquo;
+Miss Ruck exhaled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a delightful way of seeing
+Europe&rdquo;&mdash;our friend rose to a bright high irony.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You may imagine how it has attached me to the different
+countries.&nbsp; I have such charming souvenirs!&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a pension awaiting us now at Dresden&mdash;eight
+francs a day, without wine.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s so much beyond our
+mark that mamma means to make them give us wine.&nbsp;
+Mamma&rsquo;s a great authority on pensions; she&rsquo;s known,
+that way, all over Europe.&nbsp; Last winter we were in Italy,
+and she discovered one at Piacenza&mdash;four francs a day.&nbsp;
+We made economies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your mother doesn&rsquo;t seem to mingle much,&rdquo;
+observed Miss Ruck, who had glanced through the window at Mrs.
+Church&rsquo;s concentration.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, she doesn&rsquo;t mingle, except in the native
+society.&nbsp; Though she lives in pensions she detests our
+vulgar life.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Vulgar&rsquo;?&rdquo; cried Miss Ruck.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Why then does she skimp so?&rdquo;&nbsp; This young woman
+had clearly no other notion of vulgarity.</p>
+<p><a name="page378"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+378</span>&ldquo;Oh because we&rsquo;re so poor; it&rsquo;s the
+cheapest way to live.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve tried having a cook, but
+the cook always steals.&nbsp; Mamma used to set me to watch her;
+that&rsquo;s the way I passed my jeunesse&mdash;my belle
+jeunesse.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re frightfully poor,&rdquo; she went on
+with the same strange frankness&mdash;a curious mixture of
+girlish grace and conscious cynicism.&nbsp; &ldquo;Nous
+n&rsquo;avons pas le sou.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s one of the reasons
+we don&rsquo;t go back to America.&nbsp; Mamma says we could
+never afford to live there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, any one can see that you&rsquo;re an American
+girl,&rdquo; Miss Ruck remarked in a consolatory manner.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I can tell an American girl a mile off.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve
+got the natural American style.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid I haven&rsquo;t the natural American
+clothes,&rdquo; said Aurora in tribute to the other&rsquo;s
+splendour.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, your dress was cut in France; any one can see
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; our young lady laughed, &ldquo;my dress was
+cut in France&mdash;at Avranches.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;ve got a lovely figure anyway,&rdquo;
+pursued her companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; she said for the pleasantry of it, &ldquo;at
+Avranches, too, my figure was admired.&rdquo;&nbsp; And she
+looked at me askance and with no clear poverty of
+intention.&nbsp; But I was an innocent youth and I only looked
+back at her and wondered.&nbsp; She was a great deal nicer than
+Miss Ruck, and yet Miss Ruck wouldn&rsquo;t have said that in
+that way.&nbsp; &ldquo;I try to be the American girl,&rdquo; she
+continued; &ldquo;I do my best, though mamma doesn&rsquo;t at all
+encourage it.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m very patriotic.&nbsp; I try to
+strike for freedom, though mamma has brought me up &agrave; la
+fran&ccedil;aise; that is as much as one can in pensions.&nbsp;
+For instance I&rsquo;ve never been out of the house without
+mamma&mdash;oh never never!&nbsp; But sometimes I despair;
+American girls do come out so <a name="page379"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 379</span>with things.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t
+come out, I can&rsquo;t rush in, like that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+awfully pinched, I&rsquo;m always afraid.&nbsp; But I do what I
+can, as you see.&nbsp; Excusez du peu!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I thought this young lady of an inspiration at least as
+untrammelled as her unexpatriated sisters, and her despondency in
+the true note of much of their predominant prattle.&nbsp; At the
+same time she had by no means caught, as it seemed to me, what
+Miss Ruck called the natural American style.&nbsp; Whatever her
+style was, however, it had a fascination&mdash;I knew not what
+(as I called it) distinction, and yet I knew not what odd
+freedom.</p>
+<p>The young ladies began to stroll about the garden again, and I
+enjoyed their society until M. Pigeonneau&rsquo;s conception of a
+&ldquo;high time&rdquo; began to languish.</p>
+<h3><a name="page380"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+380</span>V</h3>
+<p>Mr. Ruck failed to take his departure for Appenzell on the
+morrow, in spite of the eagerness to see him off quaintly
+attributed by him to Mrs. Church.&nbsp; He continued on the
+contrary for many days after to hang about the garden, to wander
+up to the banker&rsquo;s and back again, to engage in desultory
+conversation with his fellow boarders, and to endeavour to
+assuage his constitutional restlessness by perusal of the
+American journals.&nbsp; But it was at least on the morrow that I
+had the honour of making Mrs. Church&rsquo;s acquaintance.&nbsp;
+She came into the salon after the midday breakfast, her German
+octavo under her arm, and appealed to me for assistance in
+selecting a quiet corner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Would you very kindly,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;move
+that large fauteuil a little more this way?&nbsp; Not the
+largest; the one with the little cushion.&nbsp; The fauteuils
+here are very insufficient; I must ask Madame Beaurepas for
+another.&nbsp; Thank you; a little more to the left, please; that
+will do.&nbsp; Are you particularly engaged?&rdquo; she inquired
+after she had seated herself.&nbsp; &ldquo;If not I should like
+briefly to converse with you.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s some time since
+I&rsquo;ve met a young American of your&mdash;what shall I call
+it?&mdash;affiliations.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve learned your name from
+Madame Beaurepas; I must have known in other days some of your
+people.&nbsp; I ask myself what has become of all my
+friends.&nbsp; I used to have a charming little circle at home,
+but now I meet no one I either <a name="page381"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 381</span>know or desire to know.&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t you think there&rsquo;s a great difference between
+the people one meets and the people one would like to meet?&nbsp;
+Fortunately, sometimes,&rdquo; my patroness graciously added,
+&ldquo;there&rsquo;s no great difference.&nbsp; I suppose
+you&rsquo;re a specimen&mdash;and I take you for a good
+one,&rdquo; she imperturbably went on&mdash;&ldquo;of modern
+young America.&nbsp; Tell me, then, what modern young America is
+thinking of in these strange days of ours.&nbsp; What are its
+feelings, its opinions, its aspirations?&nbsp; What is its
+<i>ideal</i>?&rdquo;&nbsp; I had seated myself and she had
+pointed this interrogation with the gaze of her curiously bright
+and impersonal little eyes.&nbsp; I felt it embarrassing to be
+taken for a superior specimen of modern young America and to be
+expected to answer for looming millions.&nbsp; Observing my
+hesitation Mrs. Church clasped her hands on the open page of her
+book and gave a dismal, a desperate smile.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;<i>Has</i> it an ideal?&rdquo; she softly asked.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, we must talk of this,&rdquo; she proceeded without
+insisting.&nbsp; &ldquo;Speak just now for yourself simply.&nbsp;
+Have you come to Europe to any intelligent conscious
+end?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No great end to boast of,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But I seem to feel myself study a little.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, I&rsquo;m glad to hear that.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re
+gathering up a little European culture; that&rsquo;s what we
+lack, you know, at home.&nbsp; No individual can do much, of
+course; but one mustn&rsquo;t be discouraged&mdash;every little
+so counts.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see that you at least are doing your part,&rdquo; I
+bravely answered, dropping my eyes on my companion&rsquo;s
+learned volume.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah yes, I go as straight as possible to the
+sources.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no one after all like the
+Germans.&nbsp; That is for digging up the facts and the
+evidence.&nbsp; For conclusions I frequently diverge.&nbsp; I
+form my opinions myself.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sorry to say,
+however,&rdquo; Mrs. Church continued, &ldquo;that I don&rsquo;t
+do much to spread the light.&nbsp; <a name="page382"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 382</span>I&rsquo;m afraid I&rsquo;m sadly
+selfish; I do little to irrigate the soil.&nbsp; I belong&mdash;I
+frankly confess it&mdash;to the class of impenitent
+absentees.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had the pleasure, last evening,&rdquo; I said,
+&ldquo;of making the acquaintance of your daughter.&nbsp; She
+tells me you&rsquo;ve been a long time in Europe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She took it blandly.&nbsp; &ldquo;Can one ever be <i>too</i>
+long?&nbsp; You see it&rsquo;s <i>our</i> world, that of us few
+real fugitives from the rule of the mob.&nbsp; We shall never go
+back to that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your daughter nevertheless fancies she yearns!&rdquo; I
+replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Has she been taking you into her confidence?&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s a more sensible young lady than she sometimes
+appears.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve taken great pains with her; she&rsquo;s
+really&mdash;I may be permitted to say it&mdash;superbly
+educated.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She seemed to me to do you honour,&rdquo; I made
+answer.&nbsp; &ldquo;And I hear she speaks fluently four
+languages.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not only that,&rdquo; said Mrs. Church in
+the tone of one sated with fluencies and disillusioned of
+diplomas.&nbsp; &ldquo;She has made what we call <i>de fortes
+&eacute;tudes</i>&mdash;such as I suppose you&rsquo;re making
+now.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s familiar with the results of modern
+science; she keeps pace with the new historical
+school.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;she has gone much further
+than I!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She seemed to look at me a moment as for the tip of the ear of
+irony.&nbsp; &ldquo;You doubtless think I exaggerate, and you
+force me therefore to mention the fact that I speak of such
+matters with a certain intelligence.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should never dream of doubting it,&rdquo; I returned,
+&ldquo;but your daughter nevertheless strongly holds that you
+ought to take her home.&rdquo;&nbsp; I might have feared that
+these words would practically represent treachery to the young
+lady, but I was reassured by seeing them <a
+name="page383"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 383</span>produce in
+her mother&rsquo;s placid surface no symptom whatever of
+irritation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My daughter has her little theories,&rdquo; that lady
+observed; &ldquo;she has, I may say, her small fond illusions and
+rebellions.&nbsp; And what wonder!&nbsp; What would youth be
+without its Sturm and Drang?&nbsp; Aurora says to
+herself&mdash;all at her ease&mdash;that she would be happier in
+their dreadful New York, in their dreary Boston, in their
+desperate Philadelphia, than in one of the charming old cities in
+which our lot is cast.&nbsp; But she knows not what she babbles
+of&mdash;that&rsquo;s all.&nbsp; We must allow our children their
+yearning to make mistakes, mustn&rsquo;t we?&nbsp; But we must
+keep the mistakes down to as few as possible.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Her soft sweet positiveness, beneath which I recognised all
+sorts of really hard rigours of resistance and aggression,
+somehow breathed a chill on me.&nbsp; &ldquo;American
+cities,&rdquo; I none the less threw off, &ldquo;are the paradise
+of the female young.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean,&rdquo; she inquired, &ldquo;that the
+generations reared in those places are angels?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I said resolutely, &ldquo;they&rsquo;re
+the nicest of all girls.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This young lady&mdash;what&rsquo;s her odd
+name?&mdash;with whom my daughter has formed a somewhat
+precipitate acquaintance: is Miss Ruck an angel and one of the
+nicest of all?&nbsp; But I won&rsquo;t,&rdquo; she amusedly
+added, &ldquo;force you to describe her as she deserves.&nbsp; It
+would be too cruel to make a single exception.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I at any rate pleaded, &ldquo;in America
+they&rsquo;ve the easiest lot and the best time.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;ve the most innocent liberty.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>My companion laid her hand an instant on my arm.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;My dear young friend, I know America, I know the
+conditions of life there down to the ground.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+perhaps no subject on which I&rsquo;ve reflected more than on our
+national idiosyncrasies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page384"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+384</span>&ldquo;To the effect, I see, of your holding them in
+horror,&rdquo; I said a little roughly.</p>
+<p>Rude indeed as was my young presumption Mrs. Church had still
+her cultivated patience, even her pity, for it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We&rsquo;re very crude,&rdquo; she blandly remarked,
+&ldquo;and we&rsquo;re proportionately indigestible.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+And lest her own refined strictures should seem to savour of the
+vice she deprecated she went on to explain.&nbsp; &ldquo;There
+are two classes of minds, you know&mdash;those that hold back and
+those that push forward.&nbsp; My daughter and I are not pushers;
+we move with the slow considerate steps to which a little dignity
+may still cling.&nbsp; We like the old trodden paths; we like the
+old old world.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;you know what you like.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a great virtue in that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, we like Europe; we prefer it.&nbsp; We like the
+opportunities of Europe; we like the <i>rest</i>.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s so much in that, you know.&nbsp; The world seems to
+me to be hurrying, pressing forward so fiercely, without knowing
+in the least where it&rsquo;s going.&nbsp; &lsquo;Whither?&rsquo;
+I often ask in my little quiet way.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve yet to
+learn that any one can tell me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re a grand old conservative,&rdquo; I
+returned while I wondered whether I myself might have been able
+to meet her question.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Church gave me a smile that was equivalent to a
+confession.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish to retain a wee bit&mdash;just a
+wee bit.&nbsp; Surely we&rsquo;ve done so much we might rest a
+while; we might pause.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all my
+feeling&mdash;just to stop a little, to wait, to take
+breath.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen so many changes.&nbsp; I want to
+draw in, to draw in&mdash;to hold back, to hold back.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You shouldn&rsquo;t hold your daughter back!&rdquo; I
+laughed as I got up.&nbsp; I rose not by way of closing our small
+discussion, for I felt my friend&rsquo;s exposition of her views
+to be by no means complete, but in order to <a
+name="page385"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 385</span>offer a
+chair to Miss Aurora, who at this moment drew near.&nbsp; She
+thanked me and remained standing, but without at first, as I
+noticed, really facing her parent.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve been engaged with your new acquaintance,
+my dear?&rdquo; this lady inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, mamma,&rdquo; said the girl with a sort of prompt
+sweet dryness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you find her very edifying?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Aurora had a silence; then she met her mother&rsquo;s
+eyes.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know, mamma.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+very fresh.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I ventured a respectful laugh.&nbsp; &ldquo;Your mother has
+another word for that.&nbsp; But I must not,&rdquo; I added,
+&ldquo;be indigestibly raw.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, vous m&rsquo;en voulez?&rdquo; Mrs. Church serenely
+sighed.&nbsp; &ldquo;And yet I can&rsquo;t pretend I said it in
+jest.&nbsp; I feel it too much.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve been having a
+little social discussion,&rdquo; she said to her daughter.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There&rsquo;s still so much to be said.&nbsp; And I
+wish,&rdquo; she continued, turning to me, &ldquo;that I could
+give you our point of view.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you wish, Aurora,
+that we could give him our point of view?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, mamma,&rdquo; said Aurora.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We consider ourselves very fortunate in our point of
+view, don&rsquo;t we, dearest?&rdquo; mamma demanded.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very fortunate indeed, mamma.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You see we&rsquo;ve acquired an insight into European
+life,&rdquo; the elder lady pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve our
+place at many a European fireside.&nbsp; We find so much to
+esteem&mdash;so much to enjoy.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t we find
+delightful things, my daughter?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So very delightful, mamma,&rdquo; the girl went on with
+her colourless calm.&nbsp; I wondered at it; it offered so
+strange a contrast to the mocking freedom of her tone the night
+before; but while I wondered I desired to testify to the interest
+at least with which she inspired me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what impression you ladies may <a
+name="page386"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 386</span>have found
+at European firesides,&rdquo; I again ventured, &ldquo;but there
+can be very little doubt of the impression you must have made
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Church got in motion to acknowledge my compliment.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve spent some charming hours.&nbsp; And that
+reminds me that we&rsquo;ve just now such an occasion in
+prospect.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re to call upon some Genevese
+friends&mdash;the family of the Pasteur Galopin.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;re to go with us to the old library at the H&ocirc;tel
+de Ville, where there are some very interesting documents of the
+period of the Reformation: we&rsquo;re promised a glimpse of some
+manuscripts of poor Servetus, the antagonist and victim, you
+know, of the dire Calvin.&nbsp; Here of course one can only speak
+of ce monsieur under one&rsquo;s breath, but some day when
+we&rsquo;re more private&rdquo;&mdash;Mrs. Church looked round
+the room&mdash;&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give you my view of him.&nbsp; I
+think it has a force of its own.&nbsp; Aurora&rsquo;s familiar
+with it&mdash;aren&rsquo;t you, my daughter, familiar with my
+view of the evil genius of the Reformation?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, mamma&mdash;<i>very</i>,&rdquo; said Aurora with
+docility&mdash;and also, as I thought, with subtlety&mdash;while
+the two ladies went to prepare for their visit to the Pasteur
+Galopin.</p>
+<h3><a name="page387"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+387</span>VI</h3>
+<p>&ldquo;She has demanded a new lamp: I told you she
+would!&rdquo;&nbsp; This communication was made me by Madame
+Beaurepas a couple of days later.&nbsp; &ldquo;And she has asked
+for a new tapis de lit, and she has requested me to provide
+C&eacute;lestine with a pair of light shoes.&nbsp; I remarked to
+her that, as a general thing, domestic drudges aren&rsquo;t shod
+with satin.&nbsp; That brave C&eacute;lestine!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mrs. Church may be exacting,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;but
+she&rsquo;s a clever little woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A lady who pays but five francs and a half
+shouldn&rsquo;t be too clever.&nbsp; C&rsquo;est
+d&eacute;plac&eacute;.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t like the
+type.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What type then,&rdquo; I asked, &ldquo;do you pronounce
+Mrs. Church&rsquo;s?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mon Dieu,&rdquo; said Madame Beaurepas,
+&ldquo;c&rsquo;est une de ces mamans, comme vous en avez, qui
+prom&egrave;nent leur fille.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s trying to marry her daughter?&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t think she&rsquo;s of that sort.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But Madame Beaurepas shrewdly held to her idea.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s trying it in her own way; she does it very
+quietly.&nbsp; She doesn&rsquo;t want an American; she wants a
+foreigner.&nbsp; And she wants a mari s&eacute;rieux.&nbsp; But
+she&rsquo;s travelling over Europe in search of one.&nbsp; She
+would like a magistrate.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A magistrate?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page388"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+388</span>&ldquo;A gros bonnet of some kind; a professor or a
+deputy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m awfully sorry for the poor girl,&rdquo; I
+found myself moved to declare.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You needn&rsquo;t pity her too much; she&rsquo;s a
+<i>fine mouche</i>&mdash;a sly thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, for that, no!&rdquo; I protested.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s no fool, but she&rsquo;s an honest
+creature.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>My hostess gave an ancient grin.&nbsp; &ldquo;She has hooked
+you, eh?&nbsp; But the mother won&rsquo;t have you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I developed my idea without heeding this insinuation.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s a charming girl, but she&rsquo;s a shrewd
+politician.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a necessity of her case.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s less submissive to her mother than she has to pretend
+to be.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s in self-defence.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s to
+make her life possible.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She wants to get away from her
+mother&rdquo;&mdash;Madame Beaurepas so far confirmed me.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She wants to <i>courir les champs</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She wants to go to America, her native
+country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Precisely.&nbsp; And she&rsquo;ll certainly manage
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope so!&rdquo; I laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some fine morning&mdash;or evening&mdash;she&rsquo;ll
+go off with a young man; probably with a young
+American.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Allons donc!&rdquo; I cried with disgust.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will be quite America enough,&rdquo; pursued my
+cynical hostess.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve kept a boarding-house
+for nearly half a century.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen that
+type.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have such things as that happened chez vous?&rdquo; I
+asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Everything has happened chez moi.&nbsp; But nothing has
+happened more than once.&nbsp; Therefore this won&rsquo;t happen
+here.&nbsp; It will be at the next place they go to, or the
+next.&nbsp; Besides, there&rsquo;s here no young American pour la
+partie&mdash;none except you, monsieur.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re
+susceptible but you&rsquo;re too reasonable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s lucky for you I&rsquo;m reasonable,&rdquo; I
+answered.&nbsp; <a name="page389"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+389</span>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s thanks to my cold blood you escape a
+scolding!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>One morning about this time, instead of coming back to
+breakfast at the pension after my lectures at the Academy, I went
+to partake of this meal with a fellow student at an ancient
+eating-house in the collegiate quarter.&nbsp; On separating from
+my friend I took my way along that charming public walk known in
+Geneva as the Treille, a shady terrace, of immense elevation,
+overhanging a stretch of the lower town.&nbsp; Here are spreading
+trees and well-worn benches, and over the tiles and chimneys of
+the <i>ville basse</i> a view of the snow-crested Alps.&nbsp; On
+the other side, as you turn your back to the view, the high level
+is overlooked by a row of tall sober-faced <i>h&ocirc;tels</i>,
+the dwellings of the local aristocracy.&nbsp; I was fond of the
+place, resorting to it for stimulation of my sense of the social
+scene at large.&nbsp; Presently, as I lingered there on this
+occasion, I became aware of a gentleman seated not far from where
+I stood, his back to the Alpine chain, which this morning was all
+radiant, and a newspaper unfolded in his lap.&nbsp; He
+wasn&rsquo;t reading, however; he only stared before him in
+gloomy contemplation.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know whether I
+recognised first the newspaper or its detainer; one, in either
+case, would have helped me to identify the other.&nbsp; One was
+the <i>New York Herald</i>&mdash;the other of course was Mr.
+Ruck.&nbsp; As I drew nearer he moved his eyes from the stony
+succession, the grey old high-featured house-masks, on the other
+side of the terrace, and I knew by the expression of his face
+just how he had been feeling about these distinguished
+abodes.&nbsp; He had made up his mind that their proprietors were
+a &ldquo;mean&rdquo; narrow-minded unsociable company that
+plunged its knotted roots into a superfluous past.&nbsp; I
+endeavoured therefore, as I sat down beside him, to strike a
+pleasanter note.</p>
+<p><a name="page390"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+390</span>&ldquo;The Alps, from here, do make a wondrous
+show!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; said Mr. Ruck without a stir,
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve examined the Alps.&nbsp; Fine thing in its way,
+the view&mdash;fine thing.&nbsp; Beauties of nature&mdash;that
+sort of thing.&nbsp; We came up on purpose to look at
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your ladies then have been with you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;I guess they&rsquo;re fooling round.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;re awfully restless.&nbsp; They keep saying
+<i>I&rsquo;m</i> restless, but I&rsquo;m as quiet as a sleeping
+child to <i>them</i>.&nbsp; It takes,&rdquo; he added in a moment
+dryly, &ldquo;the form of an interest in the stores.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And are the stores what they&rsquo;re after
+now?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;unless this is one of the days the stores
+don&rsquo;t keep.&nbsp; They regret them, but I wish there were
+more of them!&nbsp; They told me to sit here a while and
+they&rsquo;d just have a look.&nbsp; I generally know what that
+means&mdash;it&rsquo;s <i>their</i> form of scenery.&nbsp; But
+that&rsquo;s the principal interest for ladies,&rdquo; he added,
+retracting his irony.&nbsp; &ldquo;We thought we&rsquo;d come up
+here and see the cathedral; Mrs. Church seemed to think it a dead
+loss we shouldn&rsquo;t see the cathedral, especially as we
+hadn&rsquo;t seen many yet.&nbsp; And I had to come up to the
+banker&rsquo;s anyway.&nbsp; Well, we certainly saw the
+cathedral.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know as we&rsquo;re any the better
+for it, and I don&rsquo;t know as I should know it again.&nbsp;
+But we saw it anyway, stone by stone&mdash;and heard about it
+century by century.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know as I should want to
+go there regularly, but I suppose it will give us in conversation
+a kind of hold on Mrs. Church, hey?&nbsp; I guess we want
+something of that kind.&nbsp; Well,&rdquo; Mr. Ruck continued,
+&ldquo;I stepped in at the banker&rsquo;s to see if there
+wasn&rsquo;t something, and they handed me out an old
+<i>Herald</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I hope the <i>Herald&rsquo;s</i> full of good
+news,&rdquo; I returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can&rsquo;t say it is.&nbsp; Damned bad
+news.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page391"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+391</span>&ldquo;Political,&rdquo; I inquired, &ldquo;or
+commercial?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh hang politics!&nbsp; It&rsquo;s business, sir.&nbsp;
+There <i>ain&rsquo;t</i> any business.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all gone
+to&mdash;&rdquo; and Mr. Ruck became profane.&nbsp; &ldquo;Nine
+failures in one day, and two of them in our locality.&nbsp; What
+do you say to that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I greatly hope they haven&rsquo;t inconvenienced
+you,&rdquo; was all I could gratify him with.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I guess they haven&rsquo;t affected me quite
+desirably.&nbsp; So many houses on fire, that&rsquo;s all.&nbsp;
+If they happen to take place right where you live they
+don&rsquo;t increase the value of your own property.&nbsp; When
+mine catches I suppose they&rsquo;ll write and tell me&mdash;one
+of these days when they get round to me.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t get
+a blamed letter this morning; I suppose they think I&rsquo;m
+having such a good time over here it&rsquo;s a pity to break
+in.&nbsp; If I could attend to business for about half an hour
+I&rsquo;d find out something.&nbsp; But I can&rsquo;t, and
+it&rsquo;s no use talking.&nbsp; The state of my health was never
+so unsatisfactory as it was about five o&rsquo;clock this
+morning.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m very sorry to hear that,&rdquo; I said,
+&ldquo;and I recommend you strongly not to think of
+business.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Mr. Ruck replied.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You can&rsquo;t <i>make</i> me.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m thinking
+of cathedrals.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m thinking of the way they used to
+chain you up under them or burn you up in front of them&mdash;in
+those high old times.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m thinking of the beauties of
+nature too,&rdquo; he went on, turning round on the bench and
+leaning his elbow on the parapet.&nbsp; &ldquo;You can get killed
+over there I suppose also&rdquo;&mdash;and he nodded at the
+shining crests.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m thinking of going
+over&mdash;because, whatever the danger, I seem more afraid not
+to.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s why I do most things.&nbsp; How do you get
+over?&rdquo; he sighed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Over to Chamouni?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Over to those hills.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t they run a train
+right up?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You can go to Chamouni,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+can go <a name="page392"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+392</span>to Grindelwald and Zermatt and fifty other
+places.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t go by rail, but you can
+drive.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right, we&rsquo;ll drive&mdash;you can&rsquo;t tell
+the difference in these cars.&nbsp; Yes,&rdquo; Mr. Ruck
+proceeded, &ldquo;Chamouni&rsquo;s one of the places we put
+down.&nbsp; I hope there are good stores in
+Chamouni.&rdquo;&nbsp; He spoke with a quickened ring and with an
+irony more pointed than commonly served him.&nbsp; It was as if
+he had been wrought upon, and yet his general submission to fate
+was still there.&nbsp; I judged he had simply taken, in the face
+of disaster, a sudden sublime resolution not to worry.&nbsp; He
+presently twisted himself about on his bench again and began to
+look out for his companions.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, they <i>are</i>
+taking a look,&rdquo; he resumed; &ldquo;I guess they&rsquo;ve
+struck something somewhere.&nbsp; And they&rsquo;ve got a
+carriage waiting outside of that archway too.&nbsp; They seem to
+do a big business in archways here, don&rsquo;t they?&nbsp; They
+like to have a carriage to carry home the things&mdash;those
+ladies of mine.&nbsp; Then they&rsquo;re sure they&rsquo;ve got
+&rsquo;em.&rdquo;&nbsp; The ladies, after this, to do them
+justice, were not very long in appearing.&nbsp; They came toward
+us from under the archway to which Mr. Ruck had somewhat
+invidiously alluded, slowly and with a jaded air.&nbsp; My
+companion watched them as they advanced.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;They&rsquo;re right down tired.&nbsp; When they look like
+that it kind o&rsquo; foots up.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Mrs. Ruck, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m glad
+you&rsquo;ve had some company.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her husband looked at
+her, in silence, through narrowed eyelids, and I suspected that
+her unusually gracious observation was prompted by the less
+innocent aftertaste of her own late pastime.</p>
+<p>Her daughter glanced at me with the habit of straighter
+defiance.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would have been more proper if
+<i>we</i> had had the company.&nbsp; Why didn&rsquo;t you come
+after us instead of sneaking there?&rdquo; she asked of Mr.
+Ruck&rsquo;s companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I was told by your father,&rdquo; I explained,
+&ldquo;that you <a name="page393"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+393</span>were engaged in sacred rites.&rdquo;&nbsp; If Miss Ruck
+was less conciliatory it would be scarcely, I felt sure, because
+she had been more frugal.&nbsp; It was rather because her
+conception of social intercourse appeared to consist of the
+imputation to as many persons as possible&mdash;that is to as
+many subject males&mdash;of some scandalous neglect of her charms
+and her claims.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, for a gentleman there&rsquo;s
+nothing so sacred as ladies&rsquo; society,&rdquo; she replied in
+the manner of a person accustomed to giving neat retorts.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose you refer to the cathedral,&rdquo; said her
+mother.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I must say we didn&rsquo;t go back
+there.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know what it may be for regular
+attendants, but it doesn&rsquo;t meet my idea of a really
+pleasant place of worship.&nbsp; Few of these old buildings
+do,&rdquo; Mrs. Ruck further mentioned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we discovered a little lace-shop, where I guess I
+could regularly attend!&rdquo; her daughter took occasion to
+announce without weak delay.</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck looked at his child; then he turned about again,
+leaning on the parapet and gazing away at the
+&ldquo;hills.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, the place was certainly not expensive,&rdquo; his
+wife said with her eyes also on the Alps.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re going up to Chamouni,&rdquo; he
+pursued.&nbsp; &ldquo;You haven&rsquo;t any call for lace up
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m glad to hear you&rsquo;ve decided to go
+somewhere,&rdquo; Mrs. Ruck returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t
+want to be a fixture at an old pension.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You can wear lace anywhere,&rdquo; her daughter
+reminded us, &ldquo;if you put it on right.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s
+the great thing with lace.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think they know
+how to wear lace in Europe.&nbsp; I know how I mean to wear mine;
+but I mean to keep it till I get home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck transferred his melancholy gaze to her
+elaborately-appointed little person; there was a great deal of
+very new-looking detail in Miss Ruck&rsquo;s <a
+name="page394"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+394</span>appearance.&nbsp; Then in a tone of voice quite out of
+consonance with his facial despondency, &ldquo;Have you purchased
+a great deal?&rdquo; he inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve purchased enough for you to make a fuss
+about.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He can&rsquo;t make a fuss about <i>that</i>,&rdquo;
+said Mrs. Ruck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;ll see!&rdquo;&mdash;the girl had
+unshaken confidence.</p>
+<p>The subject of this serenity, however, went on in the same
+tone: &ldquo;Have you got it in your pocket?&nbsp; Why
+don&rsquo;t you put it on&mdash;why don&rsquo;t you hang it round
+you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll hang it round <i>you</i> if you don&rsquo;t
+look out!&rdquo; cried Miss Ruck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you want to show it off to this
+gentleman?&rdquo; he sociably continued.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mercy, how you do carry on!&rdquo; his wife sighed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I want to be lively.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s every
+reason for it.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re going up to Chamouni.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re real restless&mdash;that&rsquo;s
+what&rsquo;s the matter with you.&rdquo;&nbsp; And Mrs. Ruck
+roused herself from her own repose.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I ain&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said her husband.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I never felt so quiet.&nbsp; I feel as peaceful as a
+little child.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Ruck, who had no play of mind, looked at her daughter and
+at me.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I hope you&rsquo;ll improve,&rdquo; she
+stated with a certain flatness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Send in the bills,&rdquo; he went on, rising to
+match.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t let yourself suffer from want,
+Sophy.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t care what you do now.&nbsp; We
+can&rsquo;t be more than gay, and we can&rsquo;t be worse than
+broke.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sophy joined her mother with a little toss of her head, and we
+followed the ladies to the carriage, where the younger addressed
+her father.&nbsp; &ldquo;In your place, Mr. Ruck, I
+wouldn&rsquo;t want to flaunt my meanness quite so much before
+strangers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page395"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 395</span>He
+appeared to feel the force of this rebuke, surely deserved by a
+man on whom the humiliation of seeing the main ornaments of his
+hearth betray the ascendency of that character had never yet been
+laid.&nbsp; He flushed and was silent; his companions got into
+their vehicle, the front seat of which was adorned with a large
+parcel.&nbsp; Mr. Ruck gave the parcel a poke with his umbrella
+and turned to me with a grimly penitent smile.&nbsp; &ldquo;After
+all, for the ladies, that&rsquo;s the principal
+interest.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page396"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+396</span>VII</h3>
+<p>Old M. Pigeonneau had more than once offered me the privilege
+of a walk in his company, but his invitation had hitherto, for
+one reason or another, always found me hampered.&nbsp; It befell,
+however, one afternoon that I saw him go forth for a vague airing
+with an unattended patience that attracted my sympathy.&nbsp; I
+hastily overtook him and passed my hand into his venerable arm,
+an overture that produced in the good old man so rejoicing a
+response that he at once proposed we should direct our steps to
+the English Garden: no scene less consecrated to social ease was
+worthy of our union.&nbsp; To the English Garden accordingly we
+went; it lay beyond the bridge and beside the lake.&nbsp; It was
+always pretty and now was really recreative; a band played
+furiously in the centre and a number of discreet listeners sat
+under the small trees on benches and little chairs or strolled
+beside the blue water.&nbsp; We joined the strollers, we observed
+our companions and conversed on obvious topics.&nbsp; Some of
+these last, of course, were the pretty women who graced the
+prospect and who, in the light of M. Pigeonneau&rsquo;s
+comprehensive criticism, appeared surprisingly numerous.&nbsp; He
+seemed bent upon our making up our minds as to which might be
+prettiest, and this was an innocent game in which I consented to
+take a hand.</p>
+<p>Suddenly my companion stopped, pressing my arm <a
+name="page397"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 397</span>with the
+liveliest emotion.&nbsp; &ldquo;La voil&agrave;, la voil&agrave;,
+the prettiest!&rdquo; he quickly murmured; &ldquo;coming toward
+us in a blue dress with the other.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was at the
+other I was looking, for the other, to my surprise, was our
+interesting fellow pensioner, the daughter of the most systematic
+of mothers.&nbsp; M. Pigeonneau meanwhile had redoubled his
+transports&mdash;he had recognised Miss Ruck.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh la
+belle rencontre, nos aimables convives&mdash;the prettiest girl
+in the world in effect!&rdquo;&nbsp; And then after we had
+greeted and joined the young ladies, who, like ourselves, were
+walking arm in arm and enjoying the scene, he addressed himself
+to the special object of his admiration, Mees Roque.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I was citing you with enthusiasm to my young friend here
+even before I had recognised you, mademoiselle.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe in French compliments,&rdquo;
+remarked Miss Sophy, who presented her back to the smiling old
+man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you and Miss Ruck walking alone?&rdquo; I asked of
+her companion.&nbsp; &ldquo;You had better accept M.
+Pigeonneau&rsquo;s gallant protection, to say nothing of
+mine.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Aurora Church had taken her hand from Miss Ruck&rsquo;s arm;
+she inclined her head to the side and shone at me while her open
+parasol revolved on her shoulder.&nbsp; &ldquo;Which is most
+improper&mdash;to walk alone or to walk with gentlemen that one
+picks up?&nbsp; I want to do what&rsquo;s most
+improper.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What perversity,&rdquo; I asked, &ldquo;are you, with
+an ingenuity worthy of a better cause, trying to work
+out?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He thinks you can&rsquo;t understand him when he talks
+like that,&rdquo; said Miss Ruck.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I <i>do</i>
+understand you,&rdquo; she flirted at
+me&mdash;&ldquo;always!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I&rsquo;ve always ventured to hope, my dear Miss
+Ruck.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page398"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+398</span>&ldquo;Well, if I didn&rsquo;t it wouldn&rsquo;t be
+much loss!&rdquo; cried this young lady.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Allons, en marche!&rdquo; trumpeted M. Pigeonneau, all
+gallant urbanity and undiscouraged by her impertinence.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Let us make together the tour of the garden.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+And he attached himself to Miss Ruck with a respectful elderly
+grace which treated her own lack even of the juvenile form of
+that attraction as some flower of alien modesty, and was ever
+sublimely conscious of a mission to place modesty at its
+ease.&nbsp; This ill-assorted couple walked in front, while
+Aurora Church and I strolled along together.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure this is more improper,&rdquo; said my
+companion; &ldquo;this is delightfully improper.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t say that as a compliment to you,&rdquo; she
+added.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;d say it to any clinging man, no
+matter how stupid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I&rsquo;m clinging enough,&rdquo; I answered;
+&ldquo;but I&rsquo;m as stupid as you could wish, and this
+doesn&rsquo;t seem to me wrong.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not for you, no; only for me.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+nothing that a man can do that&rsquo;s wrong, is there?&nbsp;
+<i>En morale</i>, you know, I mean.&nbsp; Ah, yes, he can kill
+and steal; but I think there&rsquo;s nothing else, is
+there?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it&rsquo;s a nice question.&nbsp; One
+doesn&rsquo;t know how those things are taken till after one has
+done them.&nbsp; Then one&rsquo;s enlightened.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And you mean you&rsquo;ve never been enlightened?&nbsp;
+You make yourself out very good.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s better than making one&rsquo;s self out
+very bad, as you do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; she explained, &ldquo;you don&rsquo;t know
+the consequences of a false position.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I was amused at her great formula.&nbsp; &ldquo;What do you
+mean by yours being one?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh I mean everything.&nbsp; For instance, I&rsquo;ve to
+pretend to be a jeune fille.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not a jeune fille;
+no American girl&rsquo;s a jeune fille; an American girl&rsquo;s
+<a name="page399"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 399</span>an
+intelligent responsible creature.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve to pretend to
+be idiotically innocent, but I&rsquo;m not in the least
+innocent.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This, however, was easy to meet.&nbsp; &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t
+in the least pretend to be innocent; you pretend to be&mdash;what
+shall I call it?&mdash;uncannily wise.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s no pretence.&nbsp; I <i>am</i> uncannily
+wise.&nbsp; You could call it nothing more true.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I went along with her a little, rather thrilled by this finer
+freedom.&nbsp; &ldquo;You&rsquo;re essentially not an American
+girl.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She almost stopped, looking at me; there came a flush to her
+cheek.&nbsp; &ldquo;Voil&agrave;!&rdquo; she said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There&rsquo;s my false position.&nbsp; I want to be an
+American girl, and I&rsquo;ve been hideously deprived of that
+immense convenience, that beautiful resource.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you want me to tell you?&rdquo; I pursued with
+interest.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would be utterly impossible to an
+American girl&mdash;I mean unperverted, and that&rsquo;s the
+whole point&mdash;to talk as you&rsquo;re talking to me
+now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The expressive eagerness she showed for this was
+charming.&nbsp; &ldquo;Please tell me then!&nbsp; How would she
+talk?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t tell you all the things she&rsquo;d say,
+but I think I can tell you most of the things she
+wouldn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; She wouldn&rsquo;t reason out her conduct
+as you seem to me to do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Aurora gave me the most flattering attention.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+see.&nbsp; She would be simpler.&nbsp; To do very simply things
+not at all simple&mdash;that&rsquo;s the American
+girl!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I greatly enjoyed our intellectual relation.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t know whether you&rsquo;re a French girl, or what you
+are, but, you know, I find you witty.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you mean I strike false notes!&rdquo; she quite
+comically wailed.&nbsp; &ldquo;See how my whole sense for such
+things has been ruined.&nbsp; False notes are just what I want to
+avoid.&nbsp; I wish you&rsquo;d always tell me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page400"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 400</span>The
+conversational union between Miss Ruck and her neighbour, in
+front of us, had evidently not borne fruit.&nbsp; Miss Ruck
+suddenly turned round to us with a question.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you want some ice-cream?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>She</i> doesn&rsquo;t strike false notes,&rdquo; I
+declared.</p>
+<p>We had come into view of a manner of pavilion or large kiosk,
+which served as a caf&eacute; and at which the delicacies
+generally procurable at such an establishment were
+dispensed.&nbsp; Miss Ruck pointed to the little green tables and
+chairs set out on the gravel; M. Pigeonneau, fluttering with a
+sense of dissipation, seconded the proposal, and we presently sat
+down and gave our order to a nimble attendant.&nbsp; I managed
+again to place myself next Aurora; our companions were on the
+other side of the table.</p>
+<p>My neighbour rejoiced to extravagance in our situation.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;This is best of all&mdash;I never believed I should come
+to a caf&eacute; with two strange and possibly depraved
+men!&nbsp; Now you can&rsquo;t persuade me this isn&rsquo;t
+wrong.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To make it wrong,&rdquo; I returned, &ldquo;we ought to
+see your mother coming down that path.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, my mother makes everything wrong,&rdquo; she cried,
+attacking with a little spoon in the shape of a spade the apex of
+a pink ice.&nbsp; And then she returned to her idea of a moment
+before.&nbsp; &ldquo;You must promise to tell me&mdash;to warn me
+in some way&mdash;whenever I strike a false note.&nbsp; You must
+give a little cough, like that&mdash;ahem!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll keep me very busy and people will think
+I&rsquo;m in a consumption.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Voyons,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;why have you never
+talked to me more?&nbsp; Is that a false note?&nbsp; Why
+haven&rsquo;t you been &lsquo;attentive&rsquo;?&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s what American girls call it; that&rsquo;s what Miss
+Ruck calls it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I assured myself that our companions were out of ear-shot and
+that Miss Ruck was much occupied with <a name="page401"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 401</span>a large vanilla cream.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Because you&rsquo;re always interlaced with that young
+lady.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no getting near you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Aurora watched her friend while the latter devoted herself to
+her ice.&nbsp; &ldquo;You wonder, no doubt, why I should care for
+her at all.&nbsp; So does mamma; elle s&rsquo;y perd.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t like her particularly; je n&rsquo;en suis pas
+folle.&nbsp; But she gives me information; she tells me about
+her&mdash;your&mdash;everything but <i>my</i>&mdash;extraordinary
+country.&nbsp; Mamma has always tried to prevent my knowing
+anything about it, and I&rsquo;m all the more devoured with
+curiosity.&nbsp; And then Miss Ruck&rsquo;s so very
+fresh.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I may not be so fresh as Miss Ruck,&rdquo; I said,
+&ldquo;but in future, when you want information, I recommend you
+to come to me for it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, but our friend offers to take me there; she invites
+me to go back with her, to stay with her.&nbsp; You
+couldn&rsquo;t do that, could you?&rdquo;&nbsp; And my companion
+beautifully faced me on it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Bon, a false note!&nbsp;
+I can see it by your face; you remind me of an outraged
+ma&icirc;tre de piano.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You overdo the character&mdash;the poor American
+girl,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are you going to stay with that
+delightful family?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll go and stay with any one who will take me or
+ask me.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a real nostalgie.&nbsp; She says that in
+New York&mdash;in Thirty-Seventh Street near Fourth
+Avenue&mdash;I should have the most lovely time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve no doubt you&rsquo;d enjoy it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Absolute liberty to begin with.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me you&rsquo;ve a certain liberty
+here,&rdquo; I returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, <i>this</i>?&nbsp; Oh I shall pay for this.&nbsp; I
+shall be punished by mamma and lectured by Madame
+Galopin.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The wife of the pasteur?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;His digne &eacute;pouse.&nbsp; Madame Galopin, for
+mamma, <a name="page402"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+402</span>is the incarnation of European opinion.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s what vexes me with mamma, her thinking so much of
+people like Madame Galopin.&nbsp; Going to see Madame
+Galopin&mdash;mamma calls that being in European society.&nbsp;
+European society!&nbsp; I&rsquo;m so sick of that expression;
+I&rsquo;ve heard it since I was six years old.&nbsp; Who&rsquo;s
+Madame Galopin&mdash;who the devil thinks anything of her
+here?&nbsp; She&rsquo;s nobody; she&rsquo;s the dreariest of
+frumps; she&rsquo;s perfectly third-rate.&nbsp; If I like your
+America better than mamma I also know my Europe
+better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But your mother, certainly,&rdquo; I objected a trifle
+timidly&mdash;for my young lady was excited and had a charming
+little passion in her eye&mdash;&ldquo;your mother has a great
+many social relations all over the continent.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She thinks so, but half the people don&rsquo;t care for
+us.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re not so good as we and they know
+it&mdash;I&rsquo;ll do them that justice&mdash;so that they
+wonder why we should care for them.&nbsp; When we&rsquo;re polite
+to them they think the less of us; there are plenty of people
+like that.&nbsp; Mamma thinks so much of them simply because
+they&rsquo;re foreigners.&nbsp; If I could tell you all the ugly
+stupid tenth-rate people I&rsquo;ve had to talk to for no better
+reason than that they were <i>de leur pays</i>!&mdash;Germans,
+French, Italians, Turks, everything.&nbsp; When I complain mamma
+always says that at any rate it&rsquo;s practice in the
+language.&nbsp; And she makes so much of the most impossible
+English too; I don&rsquo;t know what <i>that&rsquo;s</i> practice
+in.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Before I had time to suggest an hypothesis as regards this
+latter point I saw something that made me rise&mdash;I fear with
+an undissimulated start&mdash;from my chair.&nbsp; This was
+nothing less than the neat little figure of Mrs. Church&mdash;a
+perfect model of the femme comme il faut&mdash;approaching our
+table with an impatient step and followed most unexpectedly in
+her advance by the pre-eminent form of Mr. Ruck, whose <a
+name="page403"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 403</span>high hat
+had never looked so high.&nbsp; She had evidently come in search
+of her daughter, and if she had commanded this gentleman&rsquo;s
+attendance it had been on no more intimate ground than that of
+his unenvied paternity to her guilty child&rsquo;s
+accomplice.&nbsp; My movement had given the alarm and my young
+friend and M. Pigeonneau got up; Miss Ruck alone didn&rsquo;t, in
+the local phrase, derange herself.&nbsp; Mrs. Church, beneath her
+modest little bonnet, looked thoroughly resolute though not at
+all agitated; she came straight to her daughter, who received her
+with a smile, and then she took the rest of us in very fixedly
+and tranquilly and without bowing.&nbsp; I must do both these
+ladies the justice that neither of them made the least little
+&ldquo;scene.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve come for you, dearest,&rdquo; said the
+mother.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear mamma.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Come for you&mdash;come for you,&rdquo; Mrs. Church
+repeated, looking down at the relics of our little feast, on
+which she seemed somehow to shed at once the lurid light of the
+disreputable.&nbsp; &ldquo;I was obliged to appeal to Mr.
+Ruck&rsquo;s assistance.&nbsp; I was much perplexed.&nbsp; I
+thought a long time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, Mrs. Church, I was glad to see you perplexed once
+in your life!&rdquo; cried Mr. Ruck with friendly jocosity.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But you came pretty straight for all that.&nbsp; I had
+hard work to keep up with you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll take a cab, Aurora,&rdquo; Mrs. Church went
+on without heeding this pleasantry&mdash;&ldquo;a closed one;
+we&rsquo;ll enter it at once.&nbsp; Come, ma fille.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear mamma.&rdquo;&nbsp; The girl had flushed for
+humiliation, but she carried it bravely off; and her grimace as
+she looked round at us all and her eyes met mine didn&rsquo;t
+keep her, I thought, from being beautiful.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Good-bye.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve had a ripping time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We mustn&rsquo;t linger,&rdquo; said her mother;
+&ldquo;it&rsquo;s <a name="page404"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+404</span>five o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re to dine, you
+know, with Madame Galopin.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had quite forgotten,&rdquo; Aurora declared.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;That will be even more charming.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you want me to assist you to carry her back,
+ma&rsquo;am?&rdquo; asked Mr. Ruck.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Church covered him for a little with her coldest
+contemplation.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you prefer then to leave your
+daughter to finish the evening with these gentlemen?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck pushed back his hat and scratched the top of his
+head.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; How&rsquo;d
+you like that, Sophy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I never!&rdquo; gasped Sophy as Mrs. Church
+marched off with her daughter.</p>
+<h3><a name="page405"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+405</span>VIII</h3>
+<p>I had half-expected a person of so much decision, and above
+all of so much consistency, would make me feel the weight of her
+disapproval of my own share in that little act of revelry by the
+most raffish part of the lakeside.&nbsp; But she maintained her
+claim to being a highly reasonable woman&mdash;I couldn&rsquo;t
+but admire the justice of this pretension&mdash;by recognising my
+practical detachment.&nbsp; I had taken her daughter as I found
+her, which was, according to Mrs. Church&rsquo;s view, in a very
+equivocal position.&nbsp; The natural instinct of a young man in
+such a situation is not to protest but to profit; and it was
+clear to Mrs. Church that I had had nothing to do with Miss
+Aurora&rsquo;s appearing in public under the compromising
+countenance, as she regarded the matter, of Miss Ruck.&nbsp;
+Besides, she liked to converse, and she apparently did me the
+honour to consider that of all the inmates of the Pension
+Beaurepas I was the best prepared for that exercise.&nbsp; I
+found her in the salon a couple of evenings after the incident I
+have just narrated, and I approached her with a view to making my
+peace with her if this should prove necessary.&nbsp; But Mrs.
+Church was as gracious as I could have desired; she put her
+marker into her inveterate volume and folded her plump little
+hands on the cover.&nbsp; She made no specific allusion to the
+English Garden; she embarked rather on those general
+considerations in which her cultivated mind was so much at
+home.</p>
+<p><a name="page406"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+406</span>&ldquo;Always at your deep studies, Mrs. Church,&rdquo;
+I didn&rsquo;t hesitate freely to observe.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Que voulez-vous, monsieur?&nbsp; To say studies is to
+say too much; one doesn&rsquo;t study in the parlour of a
+boarding-house of this character.&nbsp; But I do what I can;
+I&rsquo;ve always done what I can.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all
+I&rsquo;ve ever claimed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No one can do more, and you appear to have done a great
+deal.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you know my secret?&rdquo; she asked with an air of
+brightening confidence.&nbsp; And this treasure hung there a
+little temptingly before she revealed it.&nbsp; &ldquo;To care
+only for the <i>best</i>!&nbsp; To do the best, to know the
+best&mdash;to have, to desire, to recognise, only the best.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s what I&rsquo;ve always done in my little quiet
+persistent way.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve gone through Europe on my
+devoted little errand, seeking, seeing, heeding, only the
+best.&nbsp; And it hasn&rsquo;t been for myself alone&mdash;it
+has been for my daughter.&nbsp; My daughter has had the
+best.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re not rich, but I can say that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She has had <i>you</i>, madam,&rdquo; I pronounced
+finely.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly, such as I am, I&rsquo;ve been devoted.&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;ve got something everywhere; a little here, a little
+there.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the real secret&mdash;to get something
+everywhere; you always can if you <i>are</i> devoted.&nbsp;
+Sometimes it has been a little music, sometimes a little deeper
+insight into the history of art; sometimes into that of
+literature, politics, economics: every little counts, you
+know.&nbsp; Sometimes it has been just a glimpse, a view, a
+lovely landscape, a mere impression.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve always
+been on the look-out.&nbsp; Sometimes it has been a valued
+friendship, a delightful social tie.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here comes the &lsquo;European society,&rsquo; the poor
+daughter&rsquo;s bugbear,&rdquo; I said to myself.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; I remarked aloud&mdash;I admit rather
+hypocritically&mdash;&ldquo;if you&rsquo;ve lived a great deal in
+pensions you must have got acquainted with lots of
+people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page407"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 407</span>Mrs.
+Church dropped her eyes an instant; taking it up, however, as one
+for whom discrimination was always at hand.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think
+the European pension system in many respects remarkable and in
+some satisfactory.&nbsp; But of the friendships that we&rsquo;ve
+formed few have been contracted in establishments of this
+stamp.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry to hear that!&rdquo; I ruefully
+laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t say it for you, though I might say it for
+some others.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve been interested in European
+<i>homes</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah there you&rsquo;re beyond me!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Naturally&rdquo;&mdash;she quietly assented.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We have the entr&eacute;e of the old Genevese
+society.&nbsp; I like its tone.&nbsp; I prefer it to that of Mr.
+Ruck,&rdquo; added Mrs. Church calmly; &ldquo;to that of Mrs.
+Ruck and Miss Ruck.&nbsp; To that of Miss Ruck in
+particular.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah the poor Rucks <i>have</i> no tone,&rdquo; I
+pleaded.&nbsp; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s just the point of them.&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t take them more seriously than they take
+themselves.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Well, she would see what she could do.&nbsp; But she bent
+grave eyes on me.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are they really fair
+examples?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Examples of what?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of our American tendencies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Tendencies&rsquo; is a big word, dear lady;
+tendencies are difficult to calculate.&rdquo;&nbsp; I used even a
+greater freedom.&nbsp; &ldquo;And you shouldn&rsquo;t abuse those
+good Rucks, who have been so kind to your daughter.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;ve invited her to come and stay with them in
+Thirty-Seventh Street near Fourth Avenue.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aurora has told me.&nbsp; It might be very
+serious.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It might be very droll,&rdquo; I said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To me,&rdquo; she declared, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s all too
+terrible.&nbsp; I think we shall have to leave the Pension
+Beaurepas.&nbsp; I shall go back to Madame Chamousset.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On account of the Rucks?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p><a name="page408"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+408</span>&ldquo;Pray why don&rsquo;t they go themselves?&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve given them some excellent addresses&mdash;written down
+the very hours of the trains.&nbsp; They were going to Appenzell;
+I thought it was arranged.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They talk of Chamouni now,&rdquo; I said; &ldquo;but
+they&rsquo;re very helpless and undecided.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give them some Chamouni addresses.&nbsp;
+Mrs. Ruck will send for a <i>chaise &agrave; porteurs</i>;
+I&rsquo;ll give her the name of a man who lets them lower than
+you get them at the hotels.&nbsp; After that they <i>must</i>
+go.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She had thoroughly fixed it, as we said; but her large
+assumptions ruffled me.&nbsp; &ldquo;I nevertheless doubt,&rdquo;
+I returned, &ldquo;if Mr. Ruck will ever really be seen on the
+Mer de Glace&mdash;great as might be the effect there of that
+high hat.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s not like you; he doesn&rsquo;t value
+his European privileges.&nbsp; He takes no interest.&nbsp; He
+misses Wall Street all the time.&nbsp; As his wife says,
+he&rsquo;s deplorably restless, but I guess Chamouni won&rsquo;t
+quiet him.&nbsp; So you mustn&rsquo;t depend too much on the
+effect of your addresses.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it, in its strange mixture of the barbaric and the
+effete, a frequent type?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Church with all the
+force of her noble appetite for knowledge.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid so.&nbsp; Mr. Ruck&rsquo;s a
+broken-down man of business.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s broken-down in
+health and I think he must be broken-down in fortune.&nbsp; He
+has spent his whole life in buying and selling and watching
+prices, so that he knows how to do nothing else.&nbsp; His wife
+and daughter have spent their lives, not in selling, but in
+buying&mdash;with a considerable indifference to prices&mdash;and
+they on their side know how to do nothing else.&nbsp; To get
+something in a &lsquo;store&rsquo; that they can put on their
+backs&mdash;that&rsquo;s their one idea; they haven&rsquo;t
+another in their heads.&nbsp; Of course they spend no end of
+money, and they do it with an implacable persistence, with a
+mixture of audacity and of cunning.&nbsp; They do it in his teeth
+and they do it behind his <a name="page409"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 409</span>back; the mother protects the
+daughter, while the daughter eggs on the mother.&nbsp; Between
+them they&rsquo;re bleeding him to death.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah what a picture!&rdquo; my friend calmly
+sighed.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid they&rsquo;re grossly
+illiterate.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I share your fears.&nbsp; We make a great talk at home
+about education, but see how little that ideal has ever breathed
+on them.&nbsp; The vision of fine clothes rides them like a
+fury.&nbsp; They haven&rsquo;t an idea of any sort&mdash;not even
+a worse one&mdash;to compete with it.&nbsp; Poor Mr. Ruck,
+who&rsquo;s a mush of personal and private concession&mdash;I
+don&rsquo;t know what he may have been in the business
+world&mdash;strikes me as a really tragic figure.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s getting bad news every day from home; his affairs may
+be going to the dogs.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s unable, with his lost
+nerve, to apply himself; so he has to stand and watch his
+fortunes ebb.&nbsp; He has been used to doing things in a big way
+and he feels &lsquo;mean&rsquo; if he makes a fuss about
+bills.&nbsp; So the ladies keep sending them in.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But haven&rsquo;t they common sense?&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t
+they know they&rsquo;re marching to ruin?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They don&rsquo;t believe it.&nbsp; The duty of an
+American husband and father is to keep them going.&nbsp; If he
+asks them how, that&rsquo;s his own affair.&nbsp; So by way of
+not being mean, of being a good American husband and father, poor
+Ruck stands staring at bankruptcy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Church, with her cold competence, picked my story
+over.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why, if Aurora were to go to stay with them
+she mightn&rsquo;t even have a good <i>nourriture</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t on the whole recommend,&rdquo; I smiled,
+&ldquo;that your daughter should pay a visit to Thirty-Seventh
+Street.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She took it in&mdash;with its various bearings&mdash;and had
+after all, I think, to renounce the shrewd view of a
+contingency.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why should I be subjected to such
+trials&mdash;so sadly &eacute;prouve&eacute;?&rdquo;&nbsp; From
+the moment <a name="page410"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+410</span>nothing at all was to be got from the Rucks&mdash;not
+even eventual gratuitous board&mdash;she washed her hands of them
+altogether.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why should a daughter of mine like that
+dreadful girl?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Does</i> she like her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She challenged me nobly.&nbsp; &ldquo;Pray do you mean that
+Aurora&rsquo;s such a hypocrite?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I saw no reason to hesitate.&nbsp; &ldquo;A little, since you
+inquire.&nbsp; I think you&rsquo;ve forced her to be.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I?&rdquo;&mdash;she was shocked.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+<i>never</i> force my daughter!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s nevertheless in a false position,&rdquo; I
+returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;She hungers and thirsts for her own great
+country; she wants to &lsquo;come out&rsquo; in New York, which
+is certainly, socially speaking, the El Dorado of young
+ladies.&nbsp; She likes any one, for the moment, who will talk to
+her of that and serve as a connecting-link with the paradise she
+imagines there.&nbsp; Miss Ruck performs this agreeable
+office.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your idea is, then, that if she were to go with such a
+person to America she could drop her afterwards?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I complimented Mrs. Church on her quickly-working mind, but I
+explained that I prescribed no such course.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+can&rsquo;t imagine her&mdash;when it should come to the
+point&mdash;embarking with the famille Roque.&nbsp; But I wish
+she might go nevertheless.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Church shook her head lucidly&mdash;she found amusement
+in my inappropriate zeal.&nbsp; &ldquo;I trust my poor child may
+never be guilty of so fatal a mistake.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+completely in error; she&rsquo;s wholly unadapted to the peculiar
+conditions of American life.&nbsp; It wouldn&rsquo;t please
+her.&nbsp; She wouldn&rsquo;t sympathise.&nbsp; My
+daughter&rsquo;s ideal&rsquo;s not the ideal of the class of
+young women to which Miss Ruck belongs.&nbsp; I fear
+they&rsquo;re very numerous; they pervade the place, they give
+the tone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s you who are mistaken,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There are <a name="page411"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+411</span>plenty of Miss Rucks, and she has a terrible
+significance&mdash;though largely as the product of her
+weak-kneed sire and his &lsquo;absorption in
+business.&rsquo;&nbsp; But there are other forms.&nbsp; Go home
+for six months and see.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve not, unfortunately, the means to make costly
+experiments.&nbsp; My daughter,&rdquo; Mrs. Church pursued,
+&ldquo;has had great advantages&mdash;rare advantages&mdash;and I
+should be very sorry to believe that <i>au fond</i> she
+doesn&rsquo;t appreciate them.&nbsp; One thing&rsquo;s certain: I
+must remove her from this pernicious influence.&nbsp; We must
+part company with this deplorable family.&nbsp; If Mr. Ruck and
+his ladies can&rsquo;t be induced to proceed to Chamouni&mdash;a
+journey from which no traveller with the smallest self-respect
+can dispense himself&mdash;my daughter and I shall be obliged to
+retire from the field.&nbsp; <i>We</i> shall go to
+Dresden.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To Dresden?&rdquo; I submissively echoed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The capital of Saxony.&nbsp; I had arranged to go there
+for the autumn, but it will be simpler to go immediately.&nbsp;
+There are several works in the gallery with which Aurora has not,
+I think, sufficiently familiarised herself.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+especially strong in the seventeenth-century schools.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>As my companion offered me this information I caught sight of
+Mr. Ruck, who lounged in with his hands in his pockets and his
+elbows making acute angles.&nbsp; He had his usual anomalous
+appearance of both seeking and avoiding society, and he wandered
+obliquely toward Mrs. Church, whose last words he had
+overheard.&nbsp; &ldquo;The seventeenth-century schools,&rdquo;
+he said as if he were slowly weighing some very small object in a
+very large pair of scales.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now do you suppose they
+<i>had</i> schools at that period?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Church rose with a good deal of majesty, making no answer
+to this incongruous jest.&nbsp; She clasped her large volume to
+her neat little bosom and looked at our luckless friend more in
+pity than <a name="page412"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+412</span>in anger, though more in edification than in
+either.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had a letter this morning from
+Chamouni.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he made answer, &ldquo;I suppose
+you&rsquo;ve got friends all round.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve friends at Chamouni, but they&rsquo;re
+called away.&nbsp; To their great regret.&rdquo;&nbsp; I had got
+up too; I listened to this statement and wondered.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m almost ashamed to mention my wanton thought.&nbsp; I
+asked myself whether this mightn&rsquo;t be a mere extemporised
+and unestablished truth&mdash;a truth begotten of a deep desire;
+but the point has never been cleared.&nbsp; &ldquo;They&rsquo;re
+giving up some charming rooms; perhaps you&rsquo;d like
+them.&nbsp; I would suggest your telegraphing.&nbsp; The
+weather&rsquo;s glorious,&rdquo; continued Mrs. Church,
+&ldquo;and the highest peaks are now perceived with extraordinary
+distinctness.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck listened, as he always listened, respectfully.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know as I want
+to go up Mount Blank.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the principal
+attraction, ain&rsquo;t it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There are many others.&nbsp; I thought I would offer
+you an exceptional opportunity.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he returned, &ldquo;I guess you know, and
+if I could <i>let</i> you fix me we&rsquo;d probably have some
+big times.&nbsp; But I seem to strike opportunities&mdash;well,
+in excess of my powers.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t seem able to
+respond.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It only needs a little decision,&rdquo; remarked Mrs.
+Church with an air that was a perfect example of this
+virtue.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish you good-night, sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; And
+she moved noiselessly away.</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck, with his long legs apart, stood staring after her;
+then he transferred his perfectly quiet eyes to me.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Does she own a hotel over there?&nbsp; Has she got any
+stock in Mount Blank?&rdquo;&nbsp; Indeed in view of the way he
+had answered her I thought the dear man&mdash;to whom I found
+myself becoming hourly more attached&mdash;had beautiful
+manners.</p>
+<h3><a name="page413"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+413</span>IX</h3>
+<p>The next day Madame Beaurepas held out to me with her own
+venerable fingers a missive which proved to be a telegram.&nbsp;
+After glancing at it I let her know that it appeared to call me
+away.&nbsp; My brother had arrived in England and he proposed I
+should meet him there; he had come on business and was to spend
+but three weeks in Europe.&nbsp; &ldquo;But my house empties
+itself!&rdquo; the old woman cried on this.&nbsp; &ldquo;The
+famille Roque talks of leaving me and Madame Cheurche nous fait
+la r&eacute;ver&eacute;nce.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mrs. Church is going away?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s packing her trunk; she&rsquo;s a very
+extraordinary person.&nbsp; Do you know what she asked me this
+morning?&nbsp; To invent some combination by which the famille
+Roque should take itself off.&nbsp; I assured her I was no such
+inventor.&nbsp; That poor famille Roque!&nbsp; &lsquo;Oblige me
+by getting rid of them,&rsquo; said Madame Cheurche&mdash;quite
+as she would have asked C&eacute;lestine to remove a strong
+cheese.&nbsp; She speaks as if the world were made for Madame
+Cheurche.&nbsp; I hinted that if she objected to the company
+there was a very simple remedy&mdash;and at present elle fait ses
+paquets.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She really asked you to get the Rucks out of the
+house?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She asked me to tell them that their rooms had been let
+three months ago to another family.&nbsp; She has an
+aplomb!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page414"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 414</span>Mrs.
+Church&rsquo;s aplomb caused me considerable diversion; I&rsquo;m
+not sure that it wasn&rsquo;t in some degree to laugh at my
+leisure that I went out into the garden that evening to smoke a
+cigar.&nbsp; The night was dark and not particularly balmy, and
+most of my fellow pensioners, after dinner, had remained
+indoors.&nbsp; A long straight walk conducted from the door of
+the house to the ancient grille I&rsquo;ve described, and I stood
+here for some time looking through the iron bars at the silent
+empty street.&nbsp; The prospect was not enlivening and I
+presently turned away.&nbsp; At this moment I saw in the distance
+the door of the house open and throw a shaft of lamplight into
+the darkness.&nbsp; Into the lamplight stepped the figure of an
+apparently circumspect female, as they say in the old stories,
+who presently closed the door behind her.&nbsp; She disappeared
+in the dusk of the garden and I had seen her but an instant; yet
+I remained under the impression that Aurora Church, on the eve of
+departure, had come out to commune, like myself, with
+isolation.</p>
+<p>I lingered near the gate, keeping the red tip of my cigar
+turned toward the house, and before long a slight but interesting
+figure emerged from among the shadows of the trees and
+encountered the rays of a lamp that stood just outside the
+gate.&nbsp; My fellow solitary was in fact Aurora Church, who
+acknowledged my presence with an impatience not wholly
+convincing.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ought I to retire&mdash;to return to the
+house?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you ought,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;I should be very
+sorry to tell you so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But we&rsquo;re all alone.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no one
+else in the garden.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not the first time, then, that I&rsquo;ve
+been alone with a young lady.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not at all
+terrified.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, but I?&rdquo; she wailed to extravagance.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve <i>never</i> been alone&mdash;!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Quickly, however, she interrupted herself.&nbsp; &ldquo;Bon,
+there&rsquo;s another false note!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page415"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+415</span>&ldquo;Yes, I&rsquo;m obliged to admit that one&rsquo;s
+very false.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She stood looking at me.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going away
+to-morrow; after that there will be no one to tell me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will matter little,&rdquo; I presently
+returned.&nbsp; &ldquo;Telling you will do no good.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, why do you say that?&rdquo; she all ruefully
+asked.</p>
+<p>I said it partly because it was true, but I said it for other
+reasons, as well, which I found hard to define.&nbsp; Standing
+there bareheaded in the night air, in the vague light, this young
+lady took on an extreme interest, which was moreover not
+diminished by a suspicion on my own part that she had come into
+the garden knowing me to be there.&nbsp; I thought her charming,
+I thought her remarkable and felt very sorry for her; but as I
+looked at her the terms in which Madame Beaurepas had ventured to
+characterise her recurred to me with a certain force.&nbsp; I had
+professed a contempt for them at the time, but it now came into
+my head that perhaps this unfortunately situated, this
+insidiously mutinous young creature was in quest of an effective
+preserver.&nbsp; She was certainly not a girl to throw herself at
+a man&rsquo;s head, but it was possible that in her
+intense&mdash;her almost morbid&mdash;desire to render operative
+an ideal charged perhaps after all with as many fallacies as her
+mother affirmed, she might do something reckless and
+irregular&mdash;something in which a sympathetic compatriot, as
+yet unknown, would find his profit.&nbsp; The image, unshaped
+though it was, of this sympathetic compatriot filled me with a
+semblance of envy.&nbsp; For some moments I was silent, conscious
+of these things; after which I answered her question.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Because some things&mdash;some differences&mdash;are felt,
+not learned.&nbsp; To you liberty&rsquo;s not natural;
+you&rsquo;re like a person who has bought a repeating watch and
+is, in his satisfaction, <a name="page416"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 416</span>constantly taking it out of his
+pocket to hear it sound.&nbsp; To a real American girl her
+liberty&rsquo;s a very vulgarly-ticking old clock.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you mean then,&rdquo; said my young friend,
+&ldquo;that my mother has ruined me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ruined you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She has so perverted my mind that when I try to be
+natural I&rsquo;m necessarily indecent.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I threw up hopeless arms.&nbsp; &ldquo;That again&rsquo;s a
+false note!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She turned away.&nbsp; &ldquo;I think you&rsquo;re
+cruel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;By no means,&rdquo; I declared; &ldquo;because, for my
+own taste, I prefer you as&mdash;as&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On my hesitating she turned back.&nbsp; &ldquo;As
+what?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As you are!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She looked at me a while again, and then she said in a little
+reasoning tone that reminded me of her mother&rsquo;s, only that
+it was conscious and studied, &ldquo;I wasn&rsquo;t aware that
+I&rsquo;m under any particular obligation to please
+you!&rdquo;&nbsp; But she also gave a clear laugh, quite at
+variance with this stiffness.&nbsp; Suddenly I thought her
+adorable.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh there&rsquo;s no obligation,&rdquo; I said,
+&ldquo;but people sometimes have preferences.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+very sorry you&rsquo;re going away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What does it matter to you?&nbsp; You are going
+yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As I&rsquo;m going in a different direction, that makes
+all the greater separation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She answered nothing; she stood looking through the bars of
+the tall gate at the empty dusky street.&nbsp; &ldquo;This grille
+is like a cage,&rdquo; she said at last.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Fortunately it&rsquo;s a cage that will
+open.&rdquo;&nbsp; And I laid my hand on the lock.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t open it&rdquo;; and she pressed the gate
+close.&nbsp; &ldquo;If you should open it I&rsquo;d go out.&nbsp;
+There you&rsquo;d be, monsieur&mdash;for I should never
+return.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page417"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 417</span>I
+treated it as wholly thrilling, and indeed I quite found it
+so.&nbsp; &ldquo;Where should you go?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To America.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Straight away?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Somehow or other.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d go to the American
+consul.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d beg him to give me money&mdash;to help
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I received this assertion without a smile; I was not in a
+smiling humour.&nbsp; On the contrary I felt singularly excited
+and kept my hand on the lock of the gate.&nbsp; I believed, or I
+thought I believed, what my companion said, and I
+had&mdash;absurd as it may appear&mdash;an irritated vision of
+her throwing herself on consular tenderness.&nbsp; It struck me
+for a moment that to pass out of that gate with this yearning
+straining young creature would be to pass to some mysterious
+felicity.&nbsp; If I were only a hero of romance I would myself
+offer to take her to America.</p>
+<p>In a moment more perhaps I should have persuaded myself that I
+was one, but at this juncture I heard a sound hostile to the
+romantic note.&nbsp; It was nothing less than the substantial
+tread of C&eacute;lestine, the cook, who stood grinning at us as
+we turned about from our colloquy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I ask bien pardon,&rdquo; said C&eacute;lestine.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;The mother of mademoiselle desires that mademoiselle
+should come in immediately.&nbsp; M. le Pasteur Galopin has come
+to make his adieux to ces dames.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Aurora gave me but one glance, the memory of which I
+treasure.&nbsp; Then she surrendered to C&eacute;lestine, with
+whom she returned to the house.</p>
+<p>The next morning, on coming into the garden, I learned that
+Mrs. Church and her daughter had effectively quitted us.&nbsp; I
+was informed of this fact by old M. Pigeonneau, who sat there
+under a tree drinking his caf&eacute;-au-lait at a little green
+table.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve nothing to envy you,&rdquo; he said;
+&ldquo;I had the last glimpse of that charming Mees
+Aurore.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page418"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+418</span>&ldquo;I had a very late glimpse,&rdquo; I answered,
+&ldquo;and it was all I could possibly desire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve always noticed,&rdquo; rejoined M.
+Pigeonneau, &ldquo;that your desires are more under control than
+mine.&nbsp; Que voulez-vous?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m of the old
+school.&nbsp; Je crois que cette race se perd.&nbsp; I regret the
+departure of that attractive young person; she has an enchanting
+smile.&nbsp; Ce sera une femme d&rsquo;esprit.&nbsp; For the
+mother, I can console myself.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not sure <i>she</i>
+was a femme d&rsquo;esprit, though she wished so prodigiously to
+pass for one.&nbsp; Round, rosy, potel&eacute;e, she yet had not
+the temperament of her appearance; she was a femme
+aust&egrave;re&mdash;I made up my mind to that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+often noticed that contradiction in American ladies.&nbsp; You
+see a plump little woman with a speaking eye and the contour and
+complexion of a ripe peach, and if you venture to conduct
+yourself in the smallest degree in accordance with these
+<i>indices</i>, you discover a species of Methodist&mdash;of what
+do you call it?&mdash;of Quakeress.&nbsp; On the other hand, you
+encounter a tall lean angular form without colour, without grace,
+all elbows and knees, and you find it&rsquo;s a nature of the
+tropics!&nbsp; The women of duty look like coquettes, and the
+others look like alpenstocks!&nbsp; However, we&rsquo;ve still la
+belle Madame Roque&mdash;a real femme de Rubens,
+celle-l&agrave;.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very true that to talk to her
+one must know the Flemish tongue!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I had determined in accordance with my brother&rsquo;s
+telegram to go away in the afternoon; so that, having various
+duties to perform, I left M. Pigeonneau to his ethnic
+studies.&nbsp; Among other things I went in the course of the
+morning to the banker&rsquo;s, to draw money for my journey, and
+there I found Mr. Ruck with a pile of crumpled letters in his
+lap, his chair tipped back and his eyes gloomily fixed on the
+fringe of the green plush table-cloth.&nbsp; I timidly expressed
+the hope that he had got better news from home; whereupon he <a
+name="page419"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 419</span>gave me a
+look in which, considering his provocation, the habit of forlorn
+patience was conspicuous.</p>
+<p>He took up his letters in his large hand and, crushing them
+together, held it out to me.&nbsp; &ldquo;That stack of postal
+matter,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;is worth about five cents.&nbsp;
+But I guess,&rdquo; he added, rising, &ldquo;that I know where I
+am by this time.&rdquo;&nbsp; When I had drawn my money I asked
+him to come and breakfast with me at the little brasserie, much
+favoured by students, to which I used to resort in the old
+town.&nbsp; &ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t eat, sir,&rdquo; he frankly
+pleaded, &ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t eat.&nbsp; Bad disappointments
+strike at the seat of the appetite.&nbsp; But I guess I&rsquo;ll
+go with you, so as not to be on show down there at the
+pension.&nbsp; The old woman down there accuses me of turning up
+my nose at her food.&nbsp; Well, I guess I shan&rsquo;t turn up
+my nose at anything now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We went to the little brasserie, where poor Mr. Ruck made the
+lightest possible dejeuner.&nbsp; But if he ate very little he
+still moved his lean jaws&mdash;he mumbled over his spoilt repast
+of apprehended facts; strange tough financial fare into which I
+was unable to bite.&nbsp; I was very sorry for him, I wanted to
+ease him off; but the only thing I could do when we had
+breakfasted was to see him safely back to the Pension
+Beaurepas.&nbsp; We went across the Treille and down the
+Corraterie, out of which we turned into the Rue du
+Rh&ocirc;ne.&nbsp; In this latter street, as all the world knows,
+prevail those shining shop-fronts of the watchmakers and
+jewellers for its long list of whom Geneva is famous.&nbsp; I had
+always admired these elegant exhibitions and never passed them
+without a lingering look.&nbsp; Even on this occasion,
+preoccupied as I was with my impending departure and with my
+companion&rsquo;s troubles, I attached my eyes to the precious
+tiers that flashed and twinkled behind the huge clear plates of
+glass.&nbsp; Thanks to this inveterate habit I recorded <a
+name="page420"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 420</span>a fresh
+observation.&nbsp; In the largest and most irresistible of these
+repositories I distinguished two ladies, seated before the
+counter with an air of absorption which sufficiently proclaimed
+their identity.&nbsp; I hoped my companion wouldn&rsquo;t see
+them, but as we came abreast of the door, a little beyond, we
+found it open to the warm summer air.&nbsp; Mr. Ruck happened to
+glance in, and he immediately recognised his wife and
+daughter.&nbsp; He slowly stopped, his eyes fixed on them; I
+wondered what he would do.&nbsp; A salesman was in the act of
+holding up a bracelet before them on its velvet cushion and
+flashing it about in a winsome manner.</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck said nothing, but he presently went in; whereupon,
+feeling that I mustn&rsquo;t lose him, I did the same.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It will be an opportunity,&rdquo; I remarked as cheerfully
+as possible, &ldquo;for me to bid good-bye to the
+ladies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They turned round on the approach of their relative, opposing
+an indomitable front.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;d better get
+home to breakfast&mdash;that&rsquo;s what <i>you&rsquo;d</i>
+better do,&rdquo; his wife at once remarked.&nbsp; Miss Sophy
+resisted in silence; she only took the bracelet from the
+attendant and gazed at it all fixedly.&nbsp; My friend seated
+himself on an empty stool and looked round the shop.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, we&rsquo;ve been here before, and you ought to know
+it,&rdquo; Mrs. Ruck a trifle guiltily contended.&nbsp; &ldquo;We
+were here the first day we came.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The younger lady held out to me the precious object in her
+hand.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think that&rsquo;s
+sweet?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I looked at it a moment.&nbsp; &ldquo;No, I think it&rsquo;s
+ugly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She tossed her head as at a challenge to a romp.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t believe you&rsquo;ve any
+taste.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, sir, it&rsquo;s just too lovely,&rdquo; said her
+mother.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll see it some day <i>on</i> me,
+anyway,&rdquo; piped Miss Ruck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not very much,&rdquo; said Mr. Ruck quietly.</p>
+<p><a name="page421"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+421</span>&ldquo;It will be his own fault, then,&rdquo; Miss
+Sophy returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, if we&rsquo;re going up to Chamouni we want to
+get something here,&rdquo; said Mrs. Ruck.&nbsp; &ldquo;We
+mayn&rsquo;t have another chance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Her husband still turned his eyes over the shop, whistling
+half under his breath.&nbsp; &ldquo;We ain&rsquo;t going up to
+Chamouni.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re going back to New York City
+straight.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m glad to hear that,&rdquo; she made
+answer.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you suppose we want to take
+something home?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If we&rsquo;re going straight back I must have that
+bracelet,&rdquo; her daughter declared.&nbsp; &ldquo;Only I
+don&rsquo;t want a velvet case; I want a satin case.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I must bid you good-bye,&rdquo; I observed all
+irrelevantly to the ladies.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m leaving Geneva
+in an hour or two.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Take a good look at that bracelet, so you&rsquo;ll know
+it when you see it,&rdquo; was hereupon Miss Sophy&rsquo;s form
+of farewell to me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s bound to have something!&rdquo; her mother
+almost proudly attested.</p>
+<p>Mr. Ruck still vaguely examined the shop; he still just
+audibly whistled.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid he&rsquo;s not at
+all well,&rdquo; I took occasion to intimate to his wife.</p>
+<p>She twisted her head a little and glanced at him; she had a
+brief but pregnant pause.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, I must say I wish
+he&rsquo;d improve!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A satin case, and a nice one!&rdquo; cried Miss Ruck to
+the shopman.</p>
+<p>I bade her other parent good-bye.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t
+wait for me,&rdquo; he said, sitting there on his stool and not
+meeting my eye.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve got to see this thing
+through.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I went back to the Pension Beaurepas, and when an hour later I
+left it with my luggage these interesting friends had not
+returned.</p>
+<h2><a name="page423"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 423</span>A
+BUNDLE OF LETTERS</h2>
+<h3><a name="page425"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 425</span>I<br
+/>
+FROM MISS MIRANDA HOPE IN PARIS TO MRS. ABRAHAM C. HOPE AT BANGOR
+MAINE</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 5, 1879.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Mother</span>,</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve kept you posted as far as Tuesday week last, and
+though my letter won&rsquo;t have reached you yet I&rsquo;ll
+begin another before my news accumulates too much.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m glad you show my letters round in the family, for I
+like them all to know what I&rsquo;m doing, and I can&rsquo;t
+write to every one, even if I do try to answer all reasonable
+expectations.&nbsp; There are a great many unreasonable ones, as
+I suppose you know&mdash;not yours, dear mother, for I&rsquo;m
+bound to say that you never required of me more than was
+natural.&nbsp; You see you&rsquo;re reaping your reward: I write
+to you before I write to any one else.</p>
+<p>There&rsquo;s one thing I hope&mdash;that you don&rsquo;t show
+any of my letters to William Platt.&nbsp; If he wants to see any
+of my letters he knows the right way to go to work.&nbsp; I
+wouldn&rsquo;t have him see one of these letters, written for
+circulation in the family, for anything in the world.&nbsp; If he
+wants one for himself he has got to write to me first.&nbsp; Let
+him write to me first and then I&rsquo;ll see about answering
+him.&nbsp; You can show him this if you like; but if you show him
+anything more I&rsquo;ll never write to you again.</p>
+<p><a name="page426"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 426</span>I
+told you in my last about my farewell to England, my crossing the
+Channel and my first impressions of Paris.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+thought a great deal about that lovely England since I left it,
+and all the famous historic scenes I visited; but I&rsquo;ve come
+to the conclusion that it&rsquo;s not a country in which I should
+care to reside.&nbsp; The position of woman doesn&rsquo;t seem to
+me at all satisfactory, and that&rsquo;s a point, you know, on
+which I feel very strongly.&nbsp; It seems to me that in England
+they play a very faded-out part, and those with whom I conversed
+had a kind of downtrodden tone, a spiritless and even benighted
+air, as if they were used to being snubbed and bullied <i>and as
+if they liked it</i>, which made me want to give them a good
+shaking.&nbsp; There are a great many people&mdash;and a great
+many things too&mdash;over here that I should like to get at for
+that purpose.&nbsp; I should like to shake the starch out of some
+of them and the dust out of the others.&nbsp; I know fifty girls
+in Bangor that come much more up to my notion of the stand a
+truly noble woman should take than those young ladies in
+England.&nbsp; But they had the sweetest way of speaking, as if
+it were a second nature, and the men are <i>remarkably
+handsome</i>.&nbsp; (You can show <i>that</i> to William Platt if
+you like.)</p>
+<p>I gave you my first impressions of Paris, which quite came up
+to my expectations, much as I had heard and read about it.&nbsp;
+The objects of interest are extremely numerous, and the climate
+remarkably cheerful and sunny.&nbsp; I should say the position of
+woman here was considerably higher, though by no means up to the
+American standard.&nbsp; The manners of the people are in some
+respects extremely peculiar, and I feel at last that I&rsquo;m
+indeed in <i>foreign parts</i>.&nbsp; It is, however, a truly
+elegant city (much more majestic than New York) and I&rsquo;ve
+spent a great deal of time in visiting the various monuments and
+palaces.&nbsp; I won&rsquo;t give you an account of all my
+wanderings, <a name="page427"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+427</span>though I&rsquo;ve been most indefatigable; for
+I&rsquo;m keeping, as I told you before, a most <i>exhaustive</i>
+journal, which I&rsquo;ll allow you the <i>privilege</i> of
+reading on my return to Bangor.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m getting on
+remarkably well, and I must say I&rsquo;m sometimes surprised at
+my universal good fortune.&nbsp; It only shows what a little
+Bangor energy and gumption will accomplish wherever
+applied.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve discovered none of those objections to
+a young lady travelling in Europe by herself of which we heard so
+much before I left, and I don&rsquo;t expect I ever shall, for I
+certainly don&rsquo;t mean to look for them.&nbsp; I know what I
+want and I always go straight for it.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve received a great deal of politeness&mdash;some of
+it really most pressing, and have experienced no drawbacks
+whatever.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve made a great many pleasant
+acquaintances in travelling round&mdash;both ladies and
+gentlemen&mdash;and had a great many interesting and
+open-hearted, if quite informal, talks.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+collected a great many remarkable facts&mdash;I guess we
+don&rsquo;t know quite <i>everything</i> at Bangor&mdash;for
+which I refer you to my journal.&nbsp; I assure you my
+journal&rsquo;s going to be a splendid picture of an earnest
+young life.&nbsp; I do just exactly as I do in Bangor, and I find
+I do perfectly right.&nbsp; At any rate I don&rsquo;t care if I
+don&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t come to Europe to lead a merely
+conventional society life: I could do that at Bangor.&nbsp; You
+know I never <i>would</i> do it at Bangor, so it isn&rsquo;t
+likely I&rsquo;m going to worship false gods over here.&nbsp; So
+long as I accomplish what I desire and make my money hold out I
+shall regard the thing as a success.&nbsp; Sometimes I feel
+rather lonely, especially evenings; but I generally manage to
+interest myself in something or in some one.&nbsp; I mostly read
+up, evenings, on the objects of interest I&rsquo;ve visited
+during the day, or put in time on my journal.&nbsp; Sometimes I
+go to the theatre or else play the piano in the public
+parlour.&nbsp; The <a name="page428"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+428</span>public parlour at the hotel isn&rsquo;t much; but the
+piano&rsquo;s better than that fearful old thing at the Sebago
+House.&nbsp; Sometimes I go downstairs and talk to the lady who
+keeps the books&mdash;a real French lady, who&rsquo;s remarkably
+polite.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s very handsome, though in the peculiar
+French way, and always wears a black dress of the most beautiful
+fit.&nbsp; She speaks a little English; she tells me she had to
+learn it in order to converse with the Americans who come in such
+numbers to this hotel.&nbsp; She has given me lots of points on
+the position of woman in France, and seems to think that on the
+whole there&rsquo;s hope.&nbsp; But she has told me at the same
+time some things I shouldn&rsquo;t like to write to
+you&mdash;I&rsquo;m hesitating even about putting them into my
+journal&mdash;especially if my letters are to be handed round in
+the family.&nbsp; I assure you they appear to talk about things
+here that we never think of mentioning at Bangor, even to
+ourselves or to our very closest; and it has struck me that
+people are closer&mdash;to each other&mdash;down in Maine than
+seems mostly to be expected here.&nbsp; This bright-minded lady
+appears at any rate to think she can tell me everything because
+I&rsquo;ve told her I&rsquo;m travelling for general
+culture.&nbsp; Well, I <i>do</i> want to know so much that it
+seems sometimes as if I wanted to know most everything; and yet I
+guess there are some things that don&rsquo;t count for
+improvement.&nbsp; But as a general thing everything&rsquo;s
+intensely interesting; I don&rsquo;t mean only everything this
+charming woman tells me, but everything I see and hear for
+myself.&nbsp; I guess I&rsquo;ll come out where I want.</p>
+<p>I meet a great many Americans who, as a general thing, I must
+say, are not so polite to me as the people over here.&nbsp; The
+people over here&mdash;especially the gentlemen&mdash;are much
+more what I should call almost oppressively attentive.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know whether Americans are more truly sincere; I
+haven&rsquo;t yet made <a name="page429"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 429</span>up my mind about that.&nbsp; The
+only drawback I experience is when Americans sometimes express
+surprise that I should be travelling round alone; so you see it
+doesn&rsquo;t come from Europeans.&nbsp; I always have my answer
+ready: &ldquo;For general culture, to acquire the languages and
+to see Europe for myself&rdquo;; and that generally seems to calm
+them.&nbsp; Dear mother, my money holds out very well, and it is
+real interesting.</p>
+<h3><a name="page430"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+430</span>II<br />
+FROM THE SAME TO THE SAME</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 16.</p>
+<p>Since I last wrote to you I&rsquo;ve left that nice hotel and
+come to live in a French family&mdash;which, however, is nice
+too.&nbsp; This place is a kind of boarding-house that&rsquo;s at
+the same time a kind of school; only it&rsquo;s not like an
+American boarding-house, nor like an American school
+either.&nbsp; There are four or five people here that have come
+to learn the language&mdash;not to take lessons, but to have an
+opportunity for conversation.&nbsp; I was very glad to come to
+such a place, for I had begun to realise that I wasn&rsquo;t
+pressing onward quite as I had dreamed with the French.&nbsp;
+Wasn&rsquo;t I going to feel ashamed to have spent two months in
+Paris and not to have acquired more insight into the
+language?&nbsp; I had always heard so much of French
+conversation, and I found I wasn&rsquo;t having much more
+opportunity to practise it than if I had remained at
+Bangor.&nbsp; In fact I used to hear a great deal more at Bangor
+from those French-Canadians who came down to cut the ice than I
+saw I should ever hear at that nice hotel where was no
+struggle&mdash;<i>some</i> fond struggle being my real
+atmosphere.&nbsp; The lady who kept the books seemed to want so
+much to talk to me in English (for the sake of practice, too, I
+suppose)&mdash;she kind of yearned to struggle too: we
+don&rsquo;t yearn <i>only</i> down in <a name="page431"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 431</span>Maine&mdash;that I couldn&rsquo;t
+bear to show her I didn&rsquo;t like it.&nbsp; The chambermaid
+was Irish and all the waiters German, so I never heard a word of
+French spoken.&nbsp; I suppose you might hear a great deal in the
+shops; but as I don&rsquo;t buy anything&mdash;I prefer to spend
+my money for purposes of culture&mdash;I don&rsquo;t have that
+advantage.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve been thinking some of taking a teacher, but am well
+acquainted with the grammar already, and over here in Europe
+teachers don&rsquo;t seem to think it&rsquo;s <i>really</i> in
+their interest to let you press forward.&nbsp; The more you
+strike out and realise your power the less they&rsquo;ve got to
+teach you.&nbsp; I was a good deal troubled anyhow, for I felt as
+if I didn&rsquo;t want to go away without having at least got a
+general idea of French conversation.&nbsp; The theatre gives you
+a good deal of insight, and as I told you in my last I go a good
+deal to the brightest places of amusement.&nbsp; I find no
+difficulty whatever in going to such places alone, and am always
+treated with the politeness which, as I&rsquo;ve
+mentioned&mdash;for I want you to feel happy about that&mdash;I
+encounter everywhere from the best people.&nbsp; I see plenty of
+other ladies alone (mostly French) and they generally seem to be
+enjoying themselves as much as I.&nbsp; Only on the stage every
+one talks so fast that I can scarcely make out what they say;
+and, besides, there are a great many vulgar expressions which
+it&rsquo;s unnecessary to learn.&nbsp; But it was this experience
+nevertheless that put me on the track.&nbsp; The very next day
+after I wrote to you last I went to the Palais Royal, which is
+one of the principal theatres in Paris.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very
+small but very celebrated, and in my guide-book it&rsquo;s marked
+with <i>two stars</i>, which is a sign of importance attached
+only to <i>first-class</i> objects of interest.&nbsp; But after I
+had been there half an hour I found I couldn&rsquo;t understand a
+single word of the play, they gabbled it off so fast and made use
+of such <a name="page432"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+432</span>peculiar expressions.&nbsp; I felt a good deal
+disappointed and checked&mdash;I saw I wasn&rsquo;t going to come
+out where I had dreamed.&nbsp; But while I was thinking it
+over&mdash;thinking what I <i>would</i> do&mdash;I heard two
+gentlemen talking behind me.&nbsp; It was between the acts, and I
+couldn&rsquo;t help listening to what they said.&nbsp; They were
+talking English, but I guess they were Americans.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said one of them, &ldquo;it all depends on
+what you&rsquo;re after.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m after French;
+that&rsquo;s what I&rsquo;m after.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the other, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m after
+Art.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the first, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m after Art
+too; but I&rsquo;m after French most.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then, dear mother, I&rsquo;m sorry to say the second one swore
+a little.&nbsp; He said &ldquo;Oh damn French!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I won&rsquo;t damn French,&rdquo; said his
+friend.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll acquire it&mdash;that&rsquo;s
+what I&rsquo;ll do with it.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll go right into a
+family.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What family&rsquo;ll you go into?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Into some nice French family.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the
+only way to do&mdash;to go to some place where you can
+talk.&nbsp; If you&rsquo;re after Art you want to stick to the
+galleries; you want to go right through the Louvre, room by room;
+you want to take a room a day, or something of that sort.&nbsp;
+But if you want to acquire French the thing is to look out for
+some family that has got&mdash;and they mostly have&mdash;more of
+it than they&rsquo;ve use for themselves.&nbsp; How <i>can</i>
+they have use for so much as they seem to <i>have</i> to
+have?&nbsp; They&rsquo;ve got to work it off.&nbsp; Well, they
+work it off on <i>you</i>.&nbsp; There are lots of them that take
+you to board and teach you.&nbsp; My second cousin&mdash;that
+young lady I told you about&mdash;she got in with a crowd like
+that, and they posted her right up in three months.&nbsp; They
+just took her right in and let her have it&mdash;the full
+force.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what they do to you; they set you right
+down and they talk <i>at</i> <a name="page433"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 433</span>you.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got to
+understand them or perish&mdash;so you strike out in
+self-defence; you can&rsquo;t help yourself.&nbsp; That family my
+cousin was with has moved away somewhere, or I should try and get
+in with them.&nbsp; They were real live people, that family;
+after she left my cousin corresponded with them in French.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;ve got to do <i>that</i> too, to make much real
+head.&nbsp; But I mean to find some other crowd, if it takes a
+lot of trouble!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I listened to all this with great interest, and when he spoke
+about his cousin I was on the point of turning around to ask him
+the address of the family she was with; but the next moment he
+said they had moved away, so I sat still.&nbsp; The other
+gentleman, however, didn&rsquo;t seem to be affected in the same
+way as I was.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;you may follow up that if
+you like; I mean to follow up the pictures.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+believe there&rsquo;s ever going to be any considerable demand in
+the United States for French; but I can promise you that in about
+ten years there&rsquo;ll be a big demand for Art!&nbsp; And it
+won&rsquo;t be temporary either.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>That remark may be very true, but I don&rsquo;t care anything
+about the demand; I want to know French for its own sake.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Art for art,&rdquo; they say; but I say French for
+French.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want to think I&rsquo;ve been all
+this while without having gained an insight. . . .&nbsp; The very
+next day, I asked the lady who kept the books at the hotel
+whether she knew of any family that could take me to board and
+give me the benefit of their conversation.&nbsp; She instantly
+threw up her hands with little shrill cries&mdash;in their
+wonderful French way, you know&mdash;and told me that her dearest
+friend kept a regular place of that kind.&nbsp; If she had known
+I was looking out for such a place she would have told me before;
+she hadn&rsquo;t spoken of it herself because she didn&rsquo;t
+wish to injure the hotel by working <a name="page434"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 434</span>me off on another house.&nbsp; She
+told me this was a charming family who had often received
+American ladies&mdash;and others, including three
+Tahitans&mdash;who wished to follow up the language, and she was
+sure I&rsquo;d fall in love with them.&nbsp; So she gave me their
+address and offered to go with me to introduce me.&nbsp; But I
+was in such a hurry that I went off by myself and soon found them
+all right.&nbsp; They were sitting there as if they kind of
+expected me, and wouldn&rsquo;t scarcely let me come round again
+for my baggage.&nbsp; They seemed to have right there on hand, as
+those gentlemen of the theatre said, plenty of what I was after,
+and I now feel there&rsquo;ll be no trouble about
+<i>that</i>.</p>
+<p>I came here to stay about three days ago, and by this time
+I&rsquo;ve quite worked in.&nbsp; The price of board struck me as
+rather high, but I must remember what a chance to press onward it
+includes.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve a very pretty little
+room&mdash;without any carpet, but with seven mirrors, two clocks
+and five curtains.&nbsp; I was rather disappointed, however,
+after I arrived, to find that there are several other Americans
+here&mdash;all also bent on pressing onward.&nbsp; At least there
+are three American and two English pensioners, as they call them,
+as well as a German gentleman&mdash;and there seems nothing
+backward about <i>him</i>.&nbsp; I shouldn&rsquo;t wonder if
+we&rsquo;d make a regular class, with &ldquo;moving up&rdquo; and
+moving down; anyhow I guess I won&rsquo;t be at the foot, but
+I&rsquo;ve not yet time to judge.&nbsp; I try to talk with Madame
+de Maisonrouge all I can&mdash;she&rsquo;s the lady of the house,
+and the <i>real</i> family consists only of herself and her two
+daughters.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re bright enough to give points to
+our own brightest, and I guess we&rsquo;ll become quite
+intimate.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll write you more about everything in my
+next.&nbsp; Tell William Platt I don&rsquo;t care a speck
+<i>what</i> he does.</p>
+<h3><a name="page435"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+435</span>III<br />
+FROM MISS VIOLET RAY IN PARIS TO MISS AGNES RICH IN NEW YORK</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 21.</p>
+<p>We had hardly got here when father received a telegram saying
+he would have to come right back to New York.&nbsp; It was for
+something about his business&mdash;I don&rsquo;t know exactly
+what; you know I never understand those things and never want
+to.&nbsp; We had just got settled at the hotel, in some charming
+rooms, and mother and I, as you may imagine, were greatly
+annoyed.&nbsp; Father&rsquo;s extremely fussy, as you know, and
+his first idea, as soon as he found he should have to go back,
+was that we should go back with him.&nbsp; He declared he&rsquo;d
+never leave us in Paris alone and that we must return and come
+out again.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know what he thought would happen
+to us; I suppose he thought we should be too extravagant.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s father&rsquo;s theory that we&rsquo;re always
+running-up bills, whereas a little observation would show him
+that we wear the same old <i>rags</i> <span class="smcap">for
+months</span>.&nbsp; But father has no observation; he has
+nothing but blind theories.&nbsp; Mother and I, however, have
+fortunately a great deal of <i>practice</i>, and we succeeded in
+making him understand that we wouldn&rsquo;t budge from Paris and
+that we&rsquo;d rather be chopped into small pieces than cross
+that squalid sea again.&nbsp; So at last he decided to go back <a
+name="page436"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 436</span>alone and
+to leave us here for three months.&nbsp; Only, to show you how
+fussy he is, he refused to let us stay at the hotel and insisted
+that we should go into a <i>family</i>.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know
+what put such an idea into his head unless it was some
+advertisement that he saw in one of the American papers that are
+published here.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t think you can escape from them
+anywhere.</p>
+<p>There are families here who receive American and English
+people to live with them under the pretence of teaching them
+French.&nbsp; You may imagine what people they are&mdash;I mean
+the families themselves.&nbsp; But the Americans who choose this
+peculiar manner of seeing Paris must be actually just as
+bad.&nbsp; Mother and I were horrified&mdash;we declared that
+<i>main force</i> shouldn&rsquo;t remove us from the hotel.&nbsp;
+But father has a way of arriving at his ends which is more
+effective than violence.&nbsp; He worries and goes on; he
+&ldquo;nags,&rdquo; as we used to say at school; and when mother
+and I are quite worn to the bone his triumph is assured.&nbsp;
+Mother&rsquo;s more quickly ground down than I, and she ends by
+siding with father; so that at last when they combine their
+forces against poor little me I&rsquo;ve naturally to
+succumb.&nbsp; You should have heard the way father went on about
+this &ldquo;family&rdquo; plan; he talked to every one he saw
+about it; he used to go round to the banker&rsquo;s and talk to
+the people there&mdash;the people in the post-office; he used to
+try and exchange ideas about it with the waiters at the
+hotel.&nbsp; He said it would be more safe, more respectable,
+more economical; that I should pick up more French; that mother
+would learn how a French household&rsquo;s conducted; that he
+should feel more easy, and that we ourselves should enjoy it when
+we came to see.&nbsp; All this meant nothing, but that made no
+difference.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s positively cruel his harping on our
+pinching and saving when every one knows that business in America
+has completely recovered, that the prostration&rsquo;s all over
+and <a name="page437"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 437</span>that
+<i>immense fortunes</i> are being made.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve been
+depriving ourselves of the commonest necessities for the last
+five years, and I supposed we came abroad to reap the benefits of
+it.</p>
+<p>As for my French it&rsquo;s already much better than that of
+most of our helpless compatriots, who are all unblushingly
+destitute of the very rudiments.&nbsp; (I assure you I&rsquo;m
+often surprised at my own fluency, and when I get a little more
+practice in the circumflex accents and the genders and the idioms
+I shall quite hold my own.)&nbsp; To make a long story short,
+however, father carried his point as usual; mother basely
+deserted me at the last moment, and after holding out alone for
+three days I told them to do with me what they would.&nbsp;
+Father lost three steamers in succession by remaining in Paris to
+argue with me.&nbsp; You know he&rsquo;s like the schoolmaster in
+Goldsmith&rsquo;s <i>Deserted Village</i>&mdash;&ldquo;e&rsquo;en
+though vanquished&rdquo; he always argues still.&nbsp; He and
+mother went to look at some seventeen families&mdash;they had got
+the addresses somewhere&mdash;while I retired to my sofa and
+would have nothing to do with it.&nbsp; At last they made
+arrangements and I was transported, as in chains, to the
+establishment from which I now write you.&nbsp; I address you
+from the bosom of a Parisian m&eacute;nage&mdash;from the depths
+of a second-rate boarding-house.</p>
+<p>Father only left Paris after he had seen us what he calls
+comfortably settled here and had informed Madame de
+Maisonrouge&mdash;the mistress of the establishment, the head of
+the &ldquo;family&rdquo;&mdash;that he wished my French
+pronunciation especially attended to.&nbsp; The pronunciation, as
+it happens, is just what I&rsquo;m most at home in; if he had
+said my genders or my subjunctives or my idioms there would have
+been some sense.&nbsp; But poor father has no native tact, and
+this deficiency has become flagrant since we&rsquo;ve been in
+Europe.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll be absent, however, for three <a
+name="page438"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 438</span>months, and
+mother and I shall breathe more freely; the situation will be
+less tense.&nbsp; I must confess that we breathe more freely than
+I expected in this place, where we&rsquo;ve been about a
+week.&nbsp; I was sure before we came that it would prove to be
+an establishment of the <i>lowest description</i>; but I must say
+that in this respect I&rsquo;m agreeably disappointed.&nbsp; The
+French spirit is able to throw a sort of grace even over a
+swindle of this general order.&nbsp; Of course it&rsquo;s very
+disagreeable to live with strangers, but as, after all, if I
+weren&rsquo;t staying with Madame de Maisonrouge I
+shouldn&rsquo;t be <i>vautr&eacute;e</i> in the Faubourg
+Saint-Germain, I don&rsquo;t know that from the point of view of
+exclusiveness I&rsquo;m much the loser.</p>
+<p>Our rooms are very prettily arranged and the table&rsquo;s
+remarkably good.&nbsp; Mamma thinks the whole thing&mdash;the
+place and the people, the manners and customs&mdash;very amusing;
+but mamma can be put off with any imposture.&nbsp; As for me, you
+know, all that I ask is to be let alone and not to have
+people&rsquo;s society <i>forced upon me</i>.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+never wanted for society of my own choosing, and, so long as I
+retain possession of my faculties, I don&rsquo;t suppose I ever
+shall.&nbsp; As I said, however, the place seems to scramble
+along, and I succeed in doing as I please, which, you know, is my
+most cherished pursuit.&nbsp; Madame de Maisonrouge has a great
+deal of tact&mdash;much more than poor floundering father.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s what they call here a <i>grande belle femme</i>,
+which means that she&rsquo;s high-shouldered and short-necked and
+literally hideous, but with a certain quantity of false
+type.&nbsp; She has a good many clothes, some rather bad; but a
+very good manner&mdash;only one, and worked to death, but
+intended to be of the best.&nbsp; Though she&rsquo;s a very good
+imitation of a <i>femme du monde</i> I never see her behind the
+dinner-table in the evening, never see her smile and bow and duck
+as the people come in, really glaring all the <a
+name="page439"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 439</span>while at
+the dishes and the servants, without thinking of a <i>dame de
+comptoir</i> blooming in a corner of a shop or a
+restaurant.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sure that in spite of her <i>beau
+nom</i> she was once a paid book-keeper.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m also
+sure that in spite of her smiles and the pretty things she says
+to every one, she hates us all and would like to murder us.&nbsp;
+She is a hard clever Frenchwoman who would like to amuse herself
+and enjoy her Paris, and she must be furious at having to pass
+her time grinning at specimens of the stupid races who mumble
+broken French at her.&nbsp; Some day she&rsquo;ll poison the soup
+or the <i>vin rouge</i>, but I hope that won&rsquo;t be until
+after mother and I shall have left her.&nbsp; She has two
+daughters who, except that one&rsquo;s decidedly pretty, are
+meagre imitations of herself.</p>
+<p>The &ldquo;family,&rdquo; for the rest, consists altogether of
+our beloved compatriots and of still more beloved
+Englanders.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s an Englander with his sister, and
+they seem rather decent.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s remarkably handsome,
+but excessively affected and patronising, especially to us
+Americans; and I hope to have a chance of biting his head off
+before long.&nbsp; The sister&rsquo;s very pretty and apparently
+very nice, but in costume Britannia incarnate.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a very pleasant little Frenchman&mdash;when
+they&rsquo;re nice they&rsquo;re charming&mdash;and a German
+doctor, a big blond man who looks like a great white bull; and
+two Americans besides mother and me.&nbsp; One of them&rsquo;s a
+young man from Boston&mdash;an esthetic young man who talks about
+its being &ldquo;a real Corot day,&rdquo; and a young
+woman&mdash;a girl, a female, I don&rsquo;t know what to call
+her&mdash;from Vermont or Minnesota or some such place.&nbsp;
+This young woman&rsquo;s the most extraordinary specimen of
+self-complacent provinciality that I&rsquo;ve ever encountered;
+she&rsquo;s really too horrible and too humiliating.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve been three times to Cl&eacute;mentine about your
+underskirt, etc.</p>
+<h3><a name="page440"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+440</span>IV<br />
+FROM LOUIS LEVERETT IN PARIS TO HARVARD TREMONT IN BOSTON</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 25.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Harvard</span>,</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve carried out my plan, of which I gave you a hint in
+my last, and I only regret I shouldn&rsquo;t have done it
+before.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s human nature, after all, that&rsquo;s
+the most interesting thing in the world, and it only reveals
+itself to the truly earnest seeker.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a want of
+earnestness in that life of hotels and railroad-trains which so
+many of our countrymen are content to lead in this strange rich
+elder world, and I was distressed to find how far I myself had
+been led along the dusty beaten track.&nbsp; I had, however,
+constantly wanted to turn aside into more unfrequented
+ways&mdash;to plunge beneath the surface and see what I should
+discover.&nbsp; But the opportunity had always been missing;
+somehow I seem never to meet those opportunities that we hear
+about and read about&mdash;the things that happen to people in
+novels and biographies.&nbsp; And yet I&rsquo;m always on the
+watch to take advantage of any opening that may present itself;
+I&rsquo;m always looking out for experiences, for
+sensations&mdash;I might almost say for adventures.</p>
+<p>The great thing is to <i>live</i>, you know&mdash;to feel, to
+be conscious of one&rsquo;s possibilities; not to pass through <a
+name="page441"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 441</span>life
+mechanically and insensibly, even as a letter through the
+post-office.&nbsp; There are times, my dear Harvard, when I feel
+as if I were really capable of everything&mdash;<i>capable de
+tout</i>, as they say here&mdash;of the greatest excesses as well
+as the greatest heroism.&nbsp; Oh to be able to say that one has
+lived&mdash;<i>qu&rsquo;on a v&eacute;cu</i>, as they say
+here&mdash;that idea exercises an indefinable attraction for
+me.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll perhaps reply that nothing&rsquo;s easier
+than to say it!&nbsp; Only the thing&rsquo;s to make people
+believe you&mdash;to make above all one&rsquo;s self.&nbsp; And
+then I don&rsquo;t want any second-hand spurious sensations; I
+want the knowledge that leaves a trace&mdash;that leaves strange
+scars and stains, ineffable reveries and aftertastes, behind
+it!&nbsp; But I&rsquo;m afraid I shock you, perhaps even frighten
+you.</p>
+<p>If you repeat my remarks to any of the West Cedar Street
+circle be sure you tone them down as your discretion will
+suggest.&nbsp; For yourself you&rsquo;ll know that I have always
+had an intense desire to see something of <i>real French
+life</i>.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re acquainted with my great sympathy
+with the French; with my natural tendency to enter into their so
+supremely fine exploitation of the whole personal
+consciousness.&nbsp; I sympathise with the artistic temperament;
+I remember you used sometimes to hint to me that you thought my
+own temperament <i>too</i> artistic.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t consider
+that in Boston there&rsquo;s any real sympathy with the artistic
+temperament; we tend to make everything a matter of right and
+wrong.&nbsp; And in Boston one can&rsquo;t
+<i>live</i>&mdash;<i>on ne peut pas vivre</i>, as they say
+here.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t mean one can&rsquo;t reside&mdash;for a
+great many people manage that; but one can&rsquo;t live
+esthetically&mdash;I almost venture to say one can&rsquo;t live
+sensuously.&nbsp; This is why I&rsquo;ve always been so much
+drawn to the French, who are so esthetic, so sensuous, so
+<i>entirely</i> living.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m so sorry dear
+Th&eacute;ophile Gautier has passed away; I should have liked so
+much to go <a name="page442"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+442</span>and see him and tell him all I owe him.&nbsp; He was
+living when I was here before; but, you know, at that time I was
+travelling with the Johnsons, who are not esthetic and who used
+to make me feel rather ashamed of my love and my need of
+beauty.&nbsp; If I had gone to see the great apostle of that
+religion I should have had to go clandestinely&mdash;<i>en
+cachette</i>, as they say here; and that&rsquo;s not my nature; I
+like to do everything frankly, freely, <i>na&iuml;vement, au
+grand jour</i>.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the great thing&mdash;to be
+free, to be frank, to be na&iuml;f.&nbsp; Doesn&rsquo;t Matthew
+Arnold say that somewhere&mdash;or is it Swinburne or Pater?</p>
+<p>When I was with the Johnsons everything was superficial, and,
+as regards life, everything was brought down to the question of
+right and wrong.&nbsp; They were eternally didactic; art should
+never be didactic; and what&rsquo;s life but the finest of
+arts?&nbsp; Pater has said that so well somewhere.&nbsp; With the
+Johnsons I&rsquo;m afraid I lost many opportunities; the whole
+outlook or at least the whole medium&mdash;of feeling, of
+appreciation&mdash;was grey and cottony, I might almost say
+woolly.&nbsp; Now, however, as I tell you, I&rsquo;ve determined
+to take right hold for myself; to look right into European life
+and judge it without Johnsonian prejudices.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+taken up my residence in a French family, in a real Parisian
+house.&nbsp; You see I&rsquo;ve the courage of my opinions; I
+don&rsquo;t shrink from carrying out my theory that the great
+thing is to <i>live</i>.</p>
+<p>You know I&rsquo;ve always been intensely interested in
+Balzac, who never shrank from the reality and whose almost
+<i>lurid</i> pictures of Parisian life have often haunted me in
+my wanderings through the old wicked-looking streets on the other
+side of the river.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m only sorry that my new
+friends&mdash;my French family&mdash;don&rsquo;t live in the old
+city, <i>au cour de vieux Paris</i>, as they say here.&nbsp; They
+live only on the Boulevard Haussmann, which is a compromise, but
+in spite of <a name="page443"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+443</span>this they have a great deal of the Balzac tone.&nbsp;
+Madame de Maisonrouge belongs to one of the oldest and proudest
+families in France, but has had reverses which have compelled her
+to open an establishment in which a limited number of travellers,
+who are weary of the beaten track, who shun the great
+caravanseries, who cherish the tradition of the old French
+sociability&mdash;she explains it herself, she expresses it so
+well&mdash;in short to open a &ldquo;select&rdquo;
+boarding-house.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t see why I shouldn&rsquo;t
+after all use that expression, for it&rsquo;s the correlative of
+the term pension bourgeoise, employed by Balzac in <i>Le
+P&egrave;re Goriot</i>.&nbsp; Do you remember the pension
+bourgeoise of Madame Vauquer n&eacute;e de Conflans?&nbsp; But
+this establishment isn&rsquo;t at all like that, and indeed
+isn&rsquo;t bourgeois at all; I don&rsquo;t quite know how the
+machinery of selection operates, but we unmistakably feel
+we&rsquo;re select.&nbsp; The Pension Vauquer was dark, brown,
+sordid, graisseuse; but this is in quite a different tone, with
+high clear lightly-draped windows and several rather good Louis
+Seize pieces&mdash;family heirlooms, Madame de Maisonrouge
+explains.&nbsp; She recalls to me Madame Hulot&mdash;do you
+remember &ldquo;la belle Madame Hulot&rdquo;?&mdash;in <i>Les
+Parents Pauvres</i>.&nbsp; She has a great charm&mdash;though a
+little artificial, a little jaded and faded, with a suggestion of
+hidden things in her life.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve always been
+sensitive to the seduction of an ambiguous fatigue.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;m rather disappointed, I confess, in the society I
+find here; it isn&rsquo;t so richly native, of so indigenous a
+note, as I could have desired.&nbsp; Indeed, to tell the truth,
+it&rsquo;s not native at all; though on the other hand it
+<i>is</i> furiously cosmopolite, and that speaks to me too at my
+hours.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re French <i>and</i> we&rsquo;re English;
+we&rsquo;re American <i>and</i> we&rsquo;re German; I believe too
+there are some Spaniards and some Hungarians expected.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m much interested in the study of racial <a
+name="page444"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 444</span>types; in
+comparing, contrasting, seizing the strong points, the weak
+points, in identifying, however muffled by social hypocrisy, the
+sharp keynote of each.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s interesting to shift
+one&rsquo;s point of view, to despoil one&rsquo;s self of
+one&rsquo;s idiotic prejudices, to enter into strange exotic ways
+of looking at life.</p>
+<p>The American types don&rsquo;t, I much regret to say, make a
+strong or rich affirmation, and, excepting my own (and what
+<i>is</i> my own, dear Harvard, I ask you?), are wholly negative
+and feminine.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re <i>thin</i>&mdash;that I should
+have to say it! we&rsquo;re pale, we&rsquo;re poor, we&rsquo;re
+flat.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s something meagre about us; our line is
+wanting in roundness, our composition in richness.&nbsp; We lack
+temperament; we don&rsquo;t know how to live; <i>nous ne savons
+pas vivre</i>, as they say here.&nbsp; The American temperament
+is represented&mdash;putting myself aside, and I often think that
+my temperament isn&rsquo;t at all American&mdash;by a young girl
+and her mother and by another young girl without her mother,
+without either parent or any attendant or appendage
+whatever.&nbsp; These inevitable creatures are more or less in
+the picture; they have a certain interest, they have a certain
+stamp, but they&rsquo;re disappointing too: they don&rsquo;t go
+far; they don&rsquo;t keep all they promise; they don&rsquo;t
+satisfy the imagination.&nbsp; They are cold slim sexless; the
+physique&rsquo;s not generous, not abundant; it&rsquo;s only the
+drapery, the skirts and furbelows&mdash;that is, I mean in the
+young lady who has her mother&mdash;that are abundant.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;re rather different&mdash;we <i>have</i> our little
+differences, thank God: one of them all elegance, all &ldquo;paid
+bills&rdquo; and extra-fresh <i>gants de Su&egrave;de</i>, from
+New York; the other a plain pure clear-eyed narrow-chested
+straight-stepping maiden from the heart of New England.&nbsp; And
+yet they&rsquo;re very much alike too&mdash;more alike than they
+would care to think themselves; for they face each other with
+scarcely disguised opposition and disavowal.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re
+<a name="page445"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 445</span>both
+specimens of the practical positive passionless young thing as we
+let her loose on the world&mdash;and yet with a certain fineness
+and knowing, as you please, either too much or too little.&nbsp;
+With all of which, as I say, they have their spontaneity and even
+their oddity; though no more mystery, either of them, than the
+printed circular thrust into your hand on the street-corner.</p>
+<p>The little New Yorker&rsquo;s sometimes very amusing; she asks
+me if every one in Boston talks like me&mdash;if every
+one&rsquo;s as &ldquo;intellectual&rdquo; as your poor
+correspondent.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s for ever throwing Boston up at
+me; I can&rsquo;t get rid of poor dear little Boston.&nbsp; The
+other one rubs it into me too, but in a different way; she seems
+to feel about it as a good Mahommedan feels toward Mecca, and
+regards it as a focus of light for the whole human race.&nbsp;
+Yes, poor little Boston, what nonsense is talked in thy
+name!&nbsp; But this New England maiden is in her way a rare
+white flower; she&rsquo;s travelling all over Europe
+alone&mdash;&ldquo;to see it,&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;for
+herself.&rdquo;&nbsp; For herself!&nbsp; What can that strangely
+serene self of hers do with such sights, such depths!&nbsp; She
+looks at everything, goes everywhere, passes her way with her
+clear quiet eyes wide open; skirting the edge of obscene abysses
+without suspecting them; pushing through brambles without tearing
+her robe; exciting, without knowing it, the most injurious
+suspicions; and always holding her course&mdash;without a stain,
+without a sense, without a fear, without a charm!</p>
+<p>Then by way of contrast there&rsquo;s a lovely English girl
+with eyes as shy as violets and a voice as sweet!&mdash;the
+difference between the printed, the distributed, the gratuitous
+hand-bill and the shy scrap of a <i>billet-doux</i> dropped where
+you may pick it up.&nbsp; She has a sweet Gainsborough head and a
+great Gainsborough hat with a mighty plume in front of it that
+makes <a name="page446"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 446</span>a
+shadow over her quiet English eyes.&nbsp; Then she has a
+sage-green robe, &ldquo;mystic wonderful,&rdquo; all embroidered
+with subtle devices and flowers, with birds and beasts of tender
+tint; very straight and tight in front and adorned behind, along
+the spine, with large strange iridescent buttons.&nbsp; The
+revival of taste, of the sense of beauty, in England, interests
+me deeply; what is there in a simple row of spinal buttons to
+make one dream&mdash;to <i>donner &agrave; r&ecirc;ver</i>, as
+they say here?&nbsp; I believe a grand esthetic renascence to be
+at hand and that a great light will be kindled in England for all
+the world to see.&nbsp; There are spirits there I should like to
+commune with; I think they&rsquo;d understand me.</p>
+<p>This gracious English maiden, with her clinging robes, her
+amulets and girdles, with something quaint and angular in her
+step, her carriage, something medieval and Gothic in the details
+of her person and dress, this lovely Evelyn Vane (isn&rsquo;t it
+a beautiful name?) exhales association and implication.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s so much a woman&mdash;<i>elle est bien femme</i>, as
+they say here; simpler softer rounder richer than the easy
+products I spoke of just now.&nbsp; Not much talk&mdash;a great
+sweet silence.&nbsp; Then the violet eye&mdash;the very eye
+itself seems to blush; the great shadowy hat making the brow so
+quiet; the strange clinging clutched pictured raiment!&nbsp; As I
+say, it&rsquo;s a very gracious tender type.&nbsp; She has her
+brother with her, who&rsquo;s a beautiful fair-haired grey-eyed
+young Englishman.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s purely objective, but he too
+is very plastic.</p>
+<h3><a name="page447"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 447</span>V<br
+/>
+FROM MIRANDA HOPE TO HER MOTHER</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 26.</p>
+<p>You mustn&rsquo;t be frightened at not hearing from me
+oftener; it isn&rsquo;t because I&rsquo;m in any trouble, but
+because I&rsquo;m getting on so well.&nbsp; If I were in any
+trouble I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;d write to you; I&rsquo;d
+just keep quiet and see it through myself.&nbsp; But that&rsquo;s
+not the case at present; and if I don&rsquo;t write to you
+it&rsquo;s because I&rsquo;m so deeply interested over here that
+I don&rsquo;t seem to find time.&nbsp; It was a real providence
+that brought me to this house, where, in spite of all obstacles,
+I <i>am</i> able to press onward.&nbsp; I wonder how I find time
+for all I do, but when I realise I&rsquo;ve only got about a year
+left, all told, I feel as if I wouldn&rsquo;t sacrifice a single
+hour.</p>
+<p>The obstacles I refer to are the disadvantages I have in
+acquiring the language, there being so many persons round me
+speaking English, and that, as you may say, in the very bosom of
+a regular French family.&nbsp; It seems as if you heard English
+everywhere; but I certainly didn&rsquo;t expect to find it in a
+place like this.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not discouraged, however, and I
+exercise all I can, even with the other English boarders.&nbsp;
+Then I&rsquo;ve a lesson every day from Mademoiselle&mdash;the
+elder daughter of the lady of the house and the intellectual one;
+she has a wonderful fearless mind, <a name="page448"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 448</span>almost like my friend at the
+hotel&mdash;and French give-and-take every evening in the salon,
+from eight to eleven, with Madame herself and some friends of
+hers who often come in.&nbsp; Her cousin, Mr. Verdier, a young
+French gentleman, is fortunately staying with her, and I make a
+point of talking with him as much as possible.&nbsp; I have
+<i>extra-private lessons</i> from him, and I often ramble round
+with him.&nbsp; Some night soon he&rsquo;s to accompany me to the
+comic opera.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve also a most interesting plan of
+visiting the galleries successively together and taking the
+schools in their order&mdash;for they mean by &ldquo;the
+schools&rdquo; here something quite different from what we
+do.&nbsp; Like most of the French Mr. Verdier converses with
+great fluency, and I feel I may really gain from him.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s remarkably handsome, in the French style, and
+extremely polite&mdash;making a great many speeches which
+I&rsquo;m afraid it wouldn&rsquo;t always do to pin one&rsquo;s
+faith on.&nbsp; When I get down in Maine again I guess I&rsquo;ll
+tell you some of the things he has said to me.&nbsp; I think
+you&rsquo;ll consider them extremely curious&mdash;very beautiful
+<i>in their French way</i>.</p>
+<p>The conversation in the parlour (from eight to eleven) ranges
+over many subjects&mdash;I sometimes feel as if it really avoided
+<i>none</i>; and I often wish you or some of the Bangor folks
+could be there to enjoy it.&nbsp; Even though you couldn&rsquo;t
+understand it I think you&rsquo;d like to hear the way they go
+on; they seem to express so much.&nbsp; I sometimes think that at
+Bangor they don&rsquo;t express enough&mdash;except that it seems
+as if over there they&rsquo;ve less <i>to</i> express.&nbsp; It
+seems as if at Bangor there were things that folks never
+<i>tried</i> to say; but I seem to have learned here from
+studying French that you&rsquo;ve no idea what you <i>can</i> say
+before you try.&nbsp; At Bangor they kind of give it up
+beforehand; they don&rsquo;t make any effort.&nbsp; (I
+don&rsquo;t say this in the least for William Platt <i>in
+particular</i>.)</p>
+<p><a name="page449"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+449</span>I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know what they&rsquo;ll
+think of me when I get back anyway.&nbsp; It seems as if over
+here I had learned to come out with everything.&nbsp; I suppose
+they&rsquo;ll think I&rsquo;m not sincere; but isn&rsquo;t it
+more sincere to come right out with things than just to keep
+feeling of them in your mind&mdash;without giving any one the
+benefit?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve become very good friends with every one
+in the house&mdash;that is (you see I <i>am</i> sincere) with
+<i>almost</i> every one.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the most interesting
+circle I ever was in.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a girl here, an
+American, that I don&rsquo;t like so much as the rest; but
+that&rsquo;s only because she won&rsquo;t let me.&nbsp; I should
+like to like her, ever so much, because she&rsquo;s most lovely
+and most attractive; but she doesn&rsquo;t seem to want to know
+me or to take to me.&nbsp; She comes from New York and
+she&rsquo;s remarkably pretty, with beautiful eyes and the most
+delicate features; she&rsquo;s also splendidly stylish&mdash;in
+this respect would bear comparison with any one I&rsquo;ve seen
+over here.&nbsp; But it seems as if she didn&rsquo;t want to
+recognise me or associate with me, as if she wanted to make a
+difference between us.&nbsp; It is like people they call
+&ldquo;haughty&rdquo; in books.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve never seen any
+one like that before&mdash;any one that wanted to make a
+difference; and at first I was right down interested, she seemed
+to me so like a proud young lady in a novel.&nbsp; I kept saying
+to myself all day &ldquo;haughty, haughty,&rdquo; and I wished
+she&rsquo;d keep on so.&nbsp; But she did keep on&mdash;she kept
+on too long; and then I began to feel it in a different way, to
+feel as if it kind of wronged me.&nbsp; I couldn&rsquo;t think
+what I&rsquo;ve done, and I can&rsquo;t think yet.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s as if she had got some idea about me or had heard some
+one say something.&nbsp; If some girls should behave like that I
+wouldn&rsquo;t make any account of it; but this one&rsquo;s so
+refined, and looks as if she might be so fascinating if I once
+got to know her, that I think about it a good deal.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m bound to find out what her reason is&mdash;for of
+course <a name="page450"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+450</span>she has got some reason; I&rsquo;m right down curious
+to know.</p>
+<p>I went up to her to ask her the day before yesterday; I
+thought that the best way.&nbsp; I told her I wanted to know her
+better and would like to come and see her in her room&mdash;they
+tell me she has got a lovely one&mdash;and that if she had heard
+anything against me perhaps she&rsquo;d tell me when I
+came.&nbsp; But she was more distant than ever and just turned it
+off; said she had never heard me mentioned and that her room was
+too small to receive visitors.&nbsp; I suppose she spoke the
+truth, but I&rsquo;m sure she has some peculiar ground, all the
+same.&nbsp; She has got some idea; which I&rsquo;ll die if I
+don&rsquo;t find out soon&mdash;if I have to ask every one in the
+house.&nbsp; I never <i>could</i> be happy under an appearance of
+wrong.&nbsp; I wonder if she doesn&rsquo;t think me
+refined&mdash;or if she had ever heard anything against
+Bangor?&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t think it&rsquo;s that.&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t you remember when Clara Barnard went to visit in New
+York, three years ago, how much attention she received?&nbsp; And
+you know Clara <i>is</i> Bangor, to the soles of her shoes.&nbsp;
+Ask William Platt&mdash;so long as he isn&rsquo;t native&mdash;if
+he doesn&rsquo;t consider Clara Barnard refined.</p>
+<p>Apropos, as they say here, of refinement, there&rsquo;s
+another American in the house&mdash;a gentleman from
+Boston&mdash;who&rsquo;s just crammed with it.&nbsp; His
+name&rsquo;s Mr. Louis Leverett (such a beautiful name I think)
+and he&rsquo;s about thirty years old.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s rather
+small and he looks pretty sick; he suffers from some affection of
+the liver.&nbsp; But his conversation leads you right
+on&mdash;they <i>do</i> go so far over here: even our people seem
+to strain ahead in Europe, and perhaps when I get back it may
+strike you I&rsquo;ve learned to keep up with them.&nbsp; I
+delight to listen to him anyhow&mdash;he has such beautiful
+ideas.&nbsp; I feel as if these moments were hardly right, not
+being in French; but fortunately he <a name="page451"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 451</span>uses a great many French
+expressions.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s in a different style from the
+dazzle of Mr. Verdier&mdash;not so personal, but much more
+earnest: he says the only earnestness left in the world now is
+French.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s intensely fond of pictures and has given
+me a great many ideas about them that I&rsquo;d never have gained
+without him; I shouldn&rsquo;t have known how to go to work to
+strike them.&nbsp; He thinks everything of pictures; he thinks we
+don&rsquo;t make near enough of them.&nbsp; They seem to make a
+good deal of them here, but I couldn&rsquo;t help telling him the
+other day that in Bangor I really don&rsquo;t think we do.</p>
+<p>If I had any money to spend I&rsquo;d buy some and take them
+back to hang right up.&nbsp; Mr. Leverett says it would do them
+good&mdash;not the pictures, but the Bangor folks (though
+sometimes he seems to want to hang <i>them</i> up too).&nbsp; He
+thinks everything of the French, anyhow, and says we don&rsquo;t
+make nearly enough of them.&nbsp; I couldn&rsquo;t help telling
+him the other day that they certainly make enough of
+<i>themselves</i>.&nbsp; But it&rsquo;s very interesting to hear
+him go on about the French, and it&rsquo;s so much gain to me,
+since it&rsquo;s about the same as what I came for.&nbsp; I talk
+to him as much as I dare about Boston, but I do feel as if this
+were right down wrong&mdash;a stolen pleasure.</p>
+<p>I can get all the Boston culture I want when I go back, if I
+carry out my plan, my heart&rsquo;s secret, of going there to
+reside.&nbsp; I ought to direct all my efforts to European
+culture now, so as to keep Boston to finish off.&nbsp; But it
+seems as if I couldn&rsquo;t help taking a peep now and then in
+advance&mdash;with a real Bostonian.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know
+when I may meet one again; but if there are many others like Mr.
+Leverett there I shall be certain not to lack when I carry out my
+dream.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s just as full of culture as he can
+live.&nbsp; But it seems strange how many different sorts there
+are.</p>
+<p><a name="page452"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 452</span>There
+are two of the English who I suppose are very cultivated too; but
+it doesn&rsquo;t seem as if I could enter into theirs so easily,
+though I try all I can.&nbsp; I do love their way of speaking,
+and sometimes I feel almost as if it would be right to give up
+going for French and just try to get the hang of English as these
+people have got it.&nbsp; It doesn&rsquo;t come out in the things
+they say so much, though these are often rather curious, but in
+the sweet way they say them and in their kind of making so much,
+such an easy lovely effect, of saying almost anything.&nbsp; It
+seems as if they must try a good deal to sound like that; but
+these English who are here don&rsquo;t seem to try at all, either
+to speak or do anything else.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re a young lady
+and her brother, who belong, I believe, to some noble
+family.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve had a good deal of intercourse with
+them, because I&rsquo;ve felt more free to talk to them than to
+the Americans&mdash;on account of the language.&nbsp; They often
+don&rsquo;t understand mine, and then it&rsquo;s as if I had to
+learn theirs to explain.</p>
+<p>I never supposed when I left Bangor that I was coming to
+Europe to improve in <i>our</i> old language&mdash;and yet I feel
+I can.&nbsp; If I do get where I <i>may</i> in it I guess
+you&rsquo;ll scarcely understand me when I get back, and I
+don&rsquo;t think you&rsquo;ll particularly see the point.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;d be a good deal criticised if I spoke like that at
+Bangor.&nbsp; However, I verily believe Bangor&rsquo;s the most
+critical place on earth; I&rsquo;ve seen nothing like it over
+here.&nbsp; Well, tell them I&rsquo;ll give them about all they
+can do.&nbsp; But I was speaking about this English young lady
+and her brother; I wish I could put them before you.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s lovely just to see; she seems so modest and
+retiring.&nbsp; In spite of this, however, she dresses in a way
+that attracts great attention, as I couldn&rsquo;t help noticing
+when one day I went out to walk with her.&nbsp; She was ever so
+much more looked at than what I&rsquo;d have thought she&rsquo;d
+like; but she <a name="page453"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+453</span>didn&rsquo;t seem to care, till at last I
+couldn&rsquo;t help calling attention to it.&nbsp; Mr. Leverett
+thinks everything of it; he calls it the &ldquo;costume of the
+future.&rdquo;&nbsp; I&rsquo;d call it rather the costume of the
+past&mdash;you know the English have such an attachment to the
+past.&nbsp; I said this the other day to Madame de
+Maisonrouge&mdash;that Miss Vane dressed in the costume of the
+past.&nbsp; De l&rsquo;an pass&eacute;, vous voulez dire? she
+asked in her gay French way.&nbsp; (You can get William Platt to
+translate this; he used to tell me he knows so much French.)</p>
+<p>You know I told you, in writing some time ago, that I had
+tried to get some insight into the position of woman in England,
+and, being here with Miss Vane, it has seemed to me to be a good
+opportunity to get a little more.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve asked her a
+great deal about it, but she doesn&rsquo;t seem able to tell me
+much.&nbsp; The first time I asked her she said the position of a
+lady depended on the rank of her father, her eldest brother, her
+husband&mdash;all on somebody else; and they, as to their
+position, on something quite else (than themselves) as
+well.&nbsp; She told me her own position was very good because
+her father was some relation&mdash;I forget what&mdash;to a
+lord.&nbsp; She thinks everything of this; and that proves to me
+their standing can&rsquo;t be <i>really</i> good, because if it
+were it wouldn&rsquo;t be involved in that of your relations,
+even your nearest.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know much about lords, and
+it does try my patience&mdash;though she&rsquo;s just as sweet as
+she can live&mdash;to hear her talk as if it were a matter of
+course I should.</p>
+<p>I feel as if it were right to ask her as often as I can if she
+doesn&rsquo;t consider every one equal; but she always says she
+doesn&rsquo;t, and she confesses that she doesn&rsquo;t think
+<i>she&rsquo;s</i> equal to Lady Something-or-Other, who&rsquo;s
+the wife of that relation of her father.&nbsp; I try and persuade
+her all I can that she <i>is</i>; but it seems as if she
+didn&rsquo;t want to be persuaded, and when I ask her if that
+superior being is of the same <a name="page454"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 454</span>opinion&mdash;that Miss Vane
+isn&rsquo;t her equal&mdash;she looks so soft and pretty with her
+eyes and says &ldquo;How can she not be?&rdquo;&nbsp; When I tell
+her that this is right down bad for the other person it seems as
+if she wouldn&rsquo;t believe me, and the only answer
+she&rsquo;ll make is that the other person&rsquo;s &ldquo;awfully
+nice.&rdquo;&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t believe she&rsquo;s nice at all;
+if she were nice she wouldn&rsquo;t have such ideas as
+that.&nbsp; I tell Miss Vane that at Bangor we think such ideas
+vulgar, but then she looks as though she had never heard of
+Bangor.&nbsp; I often want to shake her, though she <i>is</i> so
+sweet.&nbsp; If she isn&rsquo;t angry with the people who make
+her feel that way at least I&rsquo;m angry <i>for</i> her.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m angry with her brother too, for she&rsquo;s evidently
+very much afraid of him, and this gives me some further insight
+into the subject.&nbsp; She thinks everything of her brother; she
+thinks it natural she should be afraid of him not only
+physically&mdash;for that is natural, as he&rsquo;s enormously
+tall and strong, and has very big fists&mdash;but morally and
+intellectually.&nbsp; She seems unable, however, to take in any
+argument, and she makes me realise what I&rsquo;ve often
+heard&mdash;that if you&rsquo;re timid nothing will reason you
+out of it.</p>
+<p>Mr. Vane also, the brother, seems to have the same prejudices,
+and when I tell him, as I often think it right to do, that his
+sister&rsquo;s not his subordinate, even if she does think so,
+but his equal, and perhaps in some respects his superior, and
+that if my brother in Bangor were to treat me as he treats this
+charming but abject creature, who has not spirit enough to see
+the question in its true light, there would be an
+indignation-meeting of the citizens to protest against such an
+outrage to the sanctity of womanhood&mdash;when I tell him all
+this, at breakfast or dinner, he only bursts out laughing so loud
+that all the plates clatter on the table.</p>
+<p>But at such a time as this there&rsquo;s always one person <a
+name="page455"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 455</span>who seems
+interested in what I say&mdash;a German gentleman, a professor,
+who sits next to me at dinner and whom I must tell you more about
+another time.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s very learned, but wants to push
+further and further all the time; he appreciates a great many of
+my remarks, and after dinner, in the salon, he often comes to me
+to ask me questions about them.&nbsp; I have to think a little
+sometimes to know what I did say or what I do think.&nbsp; He
+takes you right up where you left off, and he&rsquo;s most as
+fond of discussing things as William Platt ever was.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s splendidly educated, in the German style, and he told
+me the other day that he was an &ldquo;intellectual
+broom.&rdquo;&nbsp; Well, if he is he sweeps clean; I told him
+that.&nbsp; After he has been talking to me I feel as if I
+hadn&rsquo;t got a speck of dust left in my mind anywhere.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s a most delightful feeling.&nbsp; He says he&rsquo;s a
+remorseless observer, and though I don&rsquo;t know about
+remorse&mdash;for a bright mind isn&rsquo;t a crime, is
+it?&mdash;I&rsquo;m sure there&rsquo;s plenty over here to
+observe.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve told you enough for to-day.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know how much longer I shall stay here; I&rsquo;m
+getting on now so fast that it has come to seem sometimes as if I
+shouldn&rsquo;t need all the time I&rsquo;ve laid out.&nbsp; I
+suppose your cold weather has promptly begun, as usual; it
+sometimes makes me envy you.&nbsp; The fall weather here is very
+dull and damp, and I often suffer from the want of bracing.</p>
+<h3><a name="page456"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+456</span>VI<br />
+FROM MISS EVELYN VANE IN PARIS TO THE LADY AUGUSTA FLEMING AT
+BRIGHTON</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Paris</span>,
+<i>September</i> 30.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Lady Augusta</span>,</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;m afraid I shall not be able to come to you on January
+7th, as you kindly proposed at Homburg.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m so very
+very sorry; it&rsquo;s an immense disappointment.&nbsp; But
+I&rsquo;ve just heard that it has been settled that mamma and the
+children come abroad for a part of the winter, and mamma wishes
+me to go with them to Hy&egrave;res, where Georgina has been
+ordered for her lungs.&nbsp; She has not been at all well these
+three months, and now that the damp weather has begun she&rsquo;s
+very poorly indeed; so that last week papa decided to have a
+consultation, and he and mamma went with her up to town and saw
+some three or four doctors.&nbsp; They all of them ordered the
+south of France, but they didn&rsquo;t agree about the place; so
+that mamma herself decided for Hy&egrave;res, because it&rsquo;s
+the most economical.&nbsp; I believe it&rsquo;s very dull, but I
+hope it will do Georgina good.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid, however,
+that nothing will do her good until she consents to take more
+care of herself; I&rsquo;m afraid she&rsquo;s very wild and
+wilful, and mamma tells me that all this month it has taken
+papa&rsquo;s positive orders to make her stop indoors.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s very cross (mamma writes me) about coming abroad, and
+<a name="page457"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+457</span>doesn&rsquo;t seem at all to mind the expense papa has
+been put to&mdash;talks very ill-naturedly about her loss of the
+hunting and even perhaps of the early spring meetings.&nbsp; She
+expected to begin to hunt in December and wants to know whether
+anybody keeps hounds at Hy&egrave;res.&nbsp; Fancy that rot when
+she&rsquo;s too ill to sit a horse or to go anywhere.&nbsp; But I
+daresay that when she gets there she&rsquo;ll be glad enough to
+keep quiet, as they say the heat&rsquo;s intense.&nbsp; It may
+cure Georgina, but I&rsquo;m sure it will make the rest of us
+very ill.</p>
+<p>Mamma, however, is only going to bring Mary and Gus and Fred
+and Adelaide abroad with her: the others will remain at Kingscote
+till February (about the 3rd) when they&rsquo;ll go to Eastbourne
+for a month with Miss Turnover, the new governess, who has proved
+such a very nice person.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s going to take Miss
+Travers, who has been with us so long, but is only qualified for
+the younger children, to Hy&egrave;res, and I believe some of the
+Kingscote servants.&nbsp; She has perfect confidence in Miss T.;
+it&rsquo;s only a pity the poor woman has such an odd name.&nbsp;
+Mamma thought of asking her if she would mind taking another when
+she came; but papa thought she might object.&nbsp; Lady
+Battledown makes all her governesses take the same name; she
+gives &pound;5 more a year for the purpose.&nbsp; I forget what
+it is she calls them; I think it&rsquo;s Johnson (which to me
+always suggests a lady&rsquo;s maid).&nbsp; Governesses
+shouldn&rsquo;t have too pretty a name&mdash;they shouldn&rsquo;t
+have a nicer name than the family.</p>
+<p>I suppose you heard from the Desmonds that I didn&rsquo;t go
+back to England with them.&nbsp; When it began to be talked about
+that Georgina should be taken abroad mamma wrote to me that I had
+better stop in Paris for a month with Harold, so that she could
+pick me up on their way to Hy&egrave;res.&nbsp; It saves the
+expense of my journey to Kingscote and back, <a
+name="page458"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 458</span>and gives
+me the opportunity to &ldquo;finish&rdquo; a little in
+French.</p>
+<p>You know Harold came here six weeks ago to get up his French
+for those dreadful exams that he has to pass so soon.&nbsp; He
+came to live with some French people that take in young men (and
+others) for this purpose; it&rsquo;s a kind of coaching-place,
+only kept by women.&nbsp; Mamma had heard it was very nice, so
+she wrote to me that I was to come and stop here with
+Harold.&nbsp; The Desmonds brought me and made the arrangement or
+the bargain or whatever you call it.&nbsp; Poor Harold was
+naturally not at all pleased, but he has been very kind and has
+treated me like an angel.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s getting on beautifully
+with his French, for though I don&rsquo;t think the place is so
+good as papa supposed, yet Harold is so immensely clever that he
+can scarcely help learning.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid I learn much
+less, but fortunately I haven&rsquo;t to go up for
+anything&mdash;unless perhaps to mamma if she takes it into her
+head to examine me.&nbsp; But she&rsquo;ll have so much to think
+of with Georgina that I hope this won&rsquo;t occur to her.&nbsp;
+If it does I shall be, as Harold says, in a dreadful funk.</p>
+<p>This isn&rsquo;t such a nice place for a girl as for a
+gentleman, and the Desmonds thought it <i>exceedingly odd</i>
+that mamma should wish me to come here.&nbsp; As Mrs. Desmond
+said, it&rsquo;s because she&rsquo;s so very
+unconventional.&nbsp; But you know Paris is so very amusing, and
+if only Harold remains good-natured about it I shall be content
+to wait for the caravan&mdash;which is what he calls mamma and
+the children.&nbsp; The person who keeps the establishment, or
+whatever they call it, is rather odd and <i>exceedingly
+foreign</i>; but she&rsquo;s wonderfully civil and is perpetually
+sending to my door to see if I want anything.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s
+tremendously pretentious and of course isn&rsquo;t a lady.&nbsp;
+The servants are not at all like English ones and come <a
+name="page459"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 459</span>bursting
+in, the footman&mdash;they&rsquo;ve only one&mdash;and the maids
+alike, at all sorts of hours, in the <i>most sudden
+way</i>.&nbsp; Then when one rings it takes ages.&nbsp; Some of
+the food too is rather nasty.&nbsp; All of which is very
+uncomfortable, and I daresay will be worse at
+Hy&egrave;res.&nbsp; There, however, fortunately, we shall have
+our own people.</p>
+<p>There are some very odd Americans here who keep throwing
+Harold into fits of laughter.&nbsp; One&rsquo;s a dreadful little
+man whom indeed he also wants to kick and who&rsquo;s always
+sitting over the fire and talking about the colour of the
+sky.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t believe he ever saw the sky except
+through the window-pane.&nbsp; The other day he took hold of my
+frock&mdash;that green one you thought so nice at
+Homburg&mdash;and told me that it reminded him of the texture of
+the Devonshire turf.&nbsp; And then he talked for half an hour
+about the Devonshire turf, which I thought such a very
+extraordinary subject.&nbsp; Harold firmly believes him
+mad.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s rather horrid to be living in this way with
+people one doesn&rsquo;t know&mdash;I mean doesn&rsquo;t know as
+one knows them in England.</p>
+<p>The other Americans, beside the madman, are two girls about my
+own age, one of whom is rather nice.&nbsp; She has a mother; but
+the mother always sits in her bedroom, which seems so very
+odd.&nbsp; I should like mamma to ask them to Kingscote, but
+I&rsquo;m afraid mamma wouldn&rsquo;t like the mother,
+who&rsquo;s awfully vulgar.&nbsp; The other girl is awfully
+vulgar herself&mdash;she&rsquo;s travelling about quite
+alone.&nbsp; I think she&rsquo;s a middle-class
+schoolmistress&mdash;sacked perhaps for some irregularity; but
+the other girl (I mean the nicer one, with the objectionable
+mother) tells me she&rsquo;s more respectable than she
+seems.&nbsp; She has, however, the most extraordinary
+opinions&mdash;wishes to do away with the aristocracy, thinks it
+wrong that Arthur should have Kingscote when papa dies,
+etc.&nbsp; <a name="page460"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+460</span>I don&rsquo;t see what it signifies to her that poor
+Arthur should come into the property, which will be so
+delightful&mdash;except for papa dying.&nbsp; But Harold says
+she&rsquo;s mad too.&nbsp; He chaffs her tremendously about her
+radicalism, and he&rsquo;s so immensely clever that she
+can&rsquo;t answer him, though she has a supply of the most
+extraordinary big words.</p>
+<p>There&rsquo;s also a Frenchman, a nephew or cousin or
+something of the person of the house, who&rsquo;s a horrid low
+cad; and a German professor or doctor who eats with his knife and
+is a great bore.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m so very sorry about giving up my
+visit.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid you&rsquo;ll never ask me
+again.</p>
+<h3><a name="page461"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+461</span>VII<br />
+FROM L&Eacute;ON VERDIER IN PARIS TO PROSPER GOBAIN AT LILLE</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 28.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mon Gros Vieux</span>,</p>
+<p>It&rsquo;s a long time since I&rsquo;ve given you of my news,
+and I don&rsquo;t know what puts it into my head to-night to
+recall myself to your affectionate memory.&nbsp; I suppose it is
+that when we&rsquo;re happy the mind reverts instinctively to
+those with whom formerly we shared our vicissitudes, and <i>je
+t&rsquo;en ai trop dit dans le bon temps</i>, <i>cher vieux</i>,
+and you always listened to me too imperturbably, with your pipe
+in your mouth and your waistcoat unbuttoned, for me not to feel
+that I can count on your sympathy to-day.&nbsp; <i>Nous en
+sommes-nous flanqu&eacute;s</i>, <i>des confidences</i>?&mdash;in
+those happy days when my first thought in seeing an adventure
+<i>poindre &agrave; l&rsquo;horizon</i> was of the pleasure I
+should have in relating it to the great Prosper.&nbsp; As I tell
+thee, I&rsquo;m happy; decidedly <i>j&rsquo;ai de la chance</i>,
+and from that avowal I trust thee to construct the rest.&nbsp;
+Shall I help thee a little?&nbsp; Take three adorable
+girls&mdash;three, my good Prosper, the mystic number, neither
+more nor less.&nbsp; Take them and place in the midst of them thy
+insatiable little L&eacute;on.&nbsp; Is the situation
+sufficiently indicated, or does the scene take more doing?</p>
+<p>You expected perhaps I was going to tell thee I had made my
+fortune, or that the Uncle Blondeau <a name="page462"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 462</span>had at last decided to recommit
+himself to the breast of nature after having constituted me his
+universal legatee.&nbsp; But I needn&rsquo;t remind you for how
+much women have always been in any happiness of him who thus
+overflows to you&mdash;for how much in any happiness and for how
+much more in any misery.&nbsp; But don&rsquo;t let me talk of
+misery now; time enough when it comes, when <i>ces
+demoiselles</i> shall have joined the serried ranks of their
+amiable predecessors.&nbsp; Ah, I comprehend your
+impatience.&nbsp; I must tell you of whom <i>ces demoiselles</i>
+consist.</p>
+<p>You&rsquo;ve heard me speak of my <i>cousine</i> de
+Maisonrouge, that <i>grande belle femme</i> who, after having
+married, <i>en secondes noces</i>&mdash;there had been, to tell
+the truth, some irregularity about her first union&mdash;a
+venerable relic of the old noblesse of Poitou, was left, by the
+death of her husband, complicated by the crash of expensive
+tastes against an income of 17,000 francs, on the pavement of
+Paris with two little demons of daughters to bring up in the path
+of virtue.&nbsp; She managed to bring them up; my little cousins
+are ferociously <i>sages</i>.&nbsp; If you ask me how she managed
+it I can&rsquo;t tell you; it&rsquo;s no business of mine, and
+<i>a fortiori</i> none of yours.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s now fifty
+years old&mdash;she confesses to thirty-eight&mdash;and her
+daughters, whom she has never been able to place, are
+respectively twenty-seven and twenty-three (they confess to
+twenty and to seventeen).&nbsp; Three years ago she had the
+thrice-blest idea of opening a well-upholstered and otherwise
+attractive <i>asile</i> for the blundering barbarians who come to
+Paris in the hope of picking up a few stray pearls from the
+<i>&eacute;crin</i> of Voltaire&mdash;or of Zola.&nbsp; The idea
+has brought her luck; the house does an excellent business.&nbsp;
+Until within a few months ago it was carried on by my cousins
+alone; but lately the need of a few extensions and improvements
+has caused itself to be felt.&nbsp; My <a
+name="page463"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 463</span>cousin has
+undertaken them, regardless of expense; in other words she has
+asked me to come and stay with her&mdash;board and lodging
+gratis&mdash;and correct the conversational exercises of her
+<i>pensionnaire</i>-pupils.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m the extension, my
+good Prosper; I&rsquo;m the improvement.&nbsp; She has enlarged
+the <i>personnel</i>&mdash;I&rsquo;m the enlargement.&nbsp; I
+form the exemplary sounds that the prettiest English lips are
+invited to imitate.&nbsp; The English lips are not all pretty,
+heaven knows, but enough of them are so to make it a good bargain
+for me.</p>
+<p>Just now, as I told you, I&rsquo;m in daily relation with
+three separate pairs.&nbsp; The owner of one of them has private
+lessons; she pays extra.&nbsp; My cousin doesn&rsquo;t give me a
+sou of the money, but I consider nevertheless that I&rsquo;m not
+a loser by the arrangement.&nbsp; Also I&rsquo;m well, very very
+well, with the proprietors of the two other pairs.&nbsp; One of
+these is a little Anglaise of twenty&mdash;a <i>figure de
+keepsake</i>; the most adorable miss you ever, or at least I
+ever, beheld.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s hung all over with beads and
+bracelets and amulets, she&rsquo;s embroidered all over like a
+sampler or a vestment; but her principal decoration consists of
+the softest and almost the hugest grey eyes in the world, which
+rest upon you with a profundity of confidence&mdash;a confidence
+I really feel some compunction in betraying.&nbsp; She has a tint
+as white as this sheet of paper, except just in the middle of
+each cheek, where it passes into the purest and most transparent,
+most liquid, carmine.&nbsp; Occasionally this rosy fluid
+overflows into the rest of her face&mdash;by which I mean that
+she blushes&mdash;as softly as the mark of your breath on the
+window-pane.</p>
+<p>Like every Anglaise she&rsquo;s rather pinched and prim in
+public; but it&rsquo;s easy to see that when no one&rsquo;s
+looking <i>elle ne demande qu&rsquo;&agrave; se laisser
+aller</i>!&nbsp; Whenever she wants it I&rsquo;m always there,
+and I&rsquo;ve given <a name="page464"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 464</span>her to understand she can count upon
+me.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve reason to believe she appreciates the
+assurance, though I&rsquo;m bound in honesty to confess that with
+her the situation&rsquo;s a little less advanced than with the
+others.&nbsp; <i>Que voulez-vous</i>?&nbsp; The English are heavy
+and the Anglaises move slowly, that&rsquo;s all.&nbsp; The
+movement, however, is perceptible, and once this fact&rsquo;s
+established I can let the soup simmer, I can give her time to
+arrive, for I&rsquo;m beautifully occupied with her
+competitors.&nbsp; <i>They</i> don&rsquo;t keep me waiting,
+please believe.</p>
+<p>These young ladies are Americans, and it belongs to that
+national character to move fast.&nbsp; &ldquo;All right&mdash;go
+ahead!&rdquo;&nbsp; (I&rsquo;m learning a great deal of English,
+or rather a great deal of American.)&nbsp; They go ahead at a
+rate that sometimes makes it difficult for me to keep up.&nbsp;
+One of them&rsquo;s prettier than the other; but this
+latter&mdash;the one that takes the extra-private
+lessons&mdash;is really <i>une fille &eacute;tonnante</i>.&nbsp;
+<i>Ah par exemple</i>, <i>elle br&ucirc;le ses vaisseaux</i>,
+<i>celle-l&agrave;</i>!&nbsp; She threw herself into my arms the
+very first day, and I almost owed her a grudge for having
+deprived me of that pleasure of gradation, of carrying the
+defences one by one, which is almost as great as that of entering
+the place.&nbsp; For would you believe that at the end of exactly
+twelve minutes she gave me a rendezvous?&nbsp; In the Galerie
+d&rsquo;Apollon at the Louvre I admit; but that was respectable
+for a beginning, and since then we&rsquo;ve had them by the
+dozen; I&rsquo;ve ceased to keep the account.&nbsp; <i>Non</i>,
+<i>c&rsquo;est une fille qui me d&eacute;passe</i>.</p>
+<p>The other, the slighter but &ldquo;smarter&rdquo; little
+person&mdash;she has a mother somewhere out of sight, shut up in
+a closet or a trunk&mdash;is a good deal prettier, and perhaps on
+that account <i>elle y met plus de fa&ccedil;ons</i>.&nbsp; She
+doesn&rsquo;t knock about Paris with me by the hour; she contents
+herself with long interviews in the <i>petit salon</i>, with the
+blinds half-drawn, beginning at about <a name="page465"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 465</span>three o&rsquo;clock, when every one
+is <i>&agrave; la promenade</i>.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s admirable,
+<i>cette petite</i>, a little too immaterial, with the bones
+rather over-accentuated, yet of a detail, on the whole, most
+satisfactory.&nbsp; And you can say anything to her.&nbsp; She
+takes the trouble to appear not to understand, but her conduct,
+half an hour afterwards, reassures you completely&mdash;oh
+completely!</p>
+<p>However, it&rsquo;s the big bouncer of the extra-private
+lessons who&rsquo;s the most remarkable.&nbsp; These private
+lessons, my good Prosper, are the most brilliant invention of the
+age, and a real stroke of genius on the part of Miss
+Miranda!&nbsp; They also take place in the <i>petit salon</i>,
+but with the doors tightly closed and with explicit directions to
+every one in the house that we are not to be disturbed.&nbsp; And
+we&rsquo;re not, <i>mon gros</i>, we&rsquo;re not!&nbsp; Not a
+sound, not a shadow, interrupts our felicity.&nbsp; My cousins
+are on the right track&mdash;such a house must make its
+fortune.&nbsp; Miss Miranda&rsquo;s too tall and too flat, with a
+certain want of coloration; she hasn&rsquo;t the transparent
+<i>rougeurs</i> of the little Anglaise.&nbsp; But she has
+wonderful far-gazing eyes, superb teeth, a nose modelled by a
+sculptor, and a way of holding up her head and looking every one
+in the face, which combines apparent innocence with complete
+assurance in a way I&rsquo;ve never seen equalled.&nbsp;
+She&rsquo;s making the <i>tour du monde</i>, entirely alone,
+without even a soubrette to carry the ensign, for the purpose of
+seeing for herself, seeing <i>&agrave; quoi s&rsquo;en tenir sur
+les hommes et les choses</i>&mdash;on <i>les hommes</i>
+particularly.&nbsp; <i>Dis donc</i>, <i>mon vieux</i>, it must be
+a <i>dr&ocirc;le de pays</i> over there, where such a view of the
+right thing for the aspiring young bourgeoises is taken.&nbsp; If
+we should turn the tables some day, thou and I, and go over and
+see it for ourselves?&nbsp; Why isn&rsquo;t it as well we should
+go and find them <i>chez elles</i>, as that they should come out
+here after us?&nbsp; <i>Dis donc</i>, <i>mon gros Prosper</i> . .
+. !</p>
+<h3><a name="page466"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+466</span>VIII<br />
+FROM DR. RUDOLPH STAUB IN PARIS TO DR. JULIUS HIRSCH AT
+G&Ouml;TTINGEN</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Brother in Science</span>,</p>
+<p>I resume my hasty notes, of which I sent you the first
+instalment some weeks ago.&nbsp; I mentioned that I intended to
+leave my hotel, not finding in it real matter.&nbsp; It was kept
+by a Pomeranian and the waiters without exception were from the
+Fatherland.&nbsp; I might as well have sat down with my note-book
+Unter den Linden, and I felt that, having come here for
+documentation, or to put my finger straight upon the social
+pulse, I should project myself as much as possible into the
+circumstances which are in part the consequence and in part the
+cause of its activities and intermittences.&nbsp; I saw there
+could be no well-grounded knowledge without this preliminary
+operation of my getting a near view, as slightly as possible
+modified by elements proceeding from a different combination of
+forces, of the spontaneous home-life of the nation.</p>
+<p>I accordingly engaged a room in the house of a lady of pure
+French extraction and education, who supplements the shortcomings
+of an income insufficient to the ever-growing demands of the
+Parisian system of sense-gratification by providing food and
+lodging for a limited number of distinguished strangers.&nbsp; <a
+name="page467"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 467</span>I should
+have preferred to have my room here only, and to take my meals in
+a brewery, of very good appearance, which I speedily discovered
+in the same street; but this arrangement, though very clearly set
+out by myself, was not acceptable to the mistress of the
+establishment&mdash;a woman with a mathematical head&mdash;and I
+have consoled myself for the extra expense by fixing my thoughts
+upon the great chance that conformity to the customs of the house
+gives me of studying the table-manners of my companions, and of
+observing the French nature at a peculiarly physiological moment,
+the moment when the satisfaction of the <i>taste</i>, which is
+the governing quality in its composition, produces a kind of
+exhalation, an intellectual transpiration, which, though light
+and perhaps invisible to a superficial spectator, is nevertheless
+appreciable by a properly adjusted instrument.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+adjusted my instrument very satisfactorily&mdash;I mean the one I
+carry in my good square German head&mdash;and I&rsquo;m not
+afraid of losing a single drop of this valuable fluid as it
+condenses itself upon the plate of my observation.&nbsp; A
+prepared surface is what I need, and I&rsquo;ve prepared my
+surface.</p>
+<p>Unfortunately here also I find the individual native in the
+minority.&nbsp; There are only four French persons in the
+house&mdash;the individuals concerned in its management, three of
+whom are women, and one a man.&nbsp; Such a preponderance of the
+Weibliche is, however, in itself characteristic, as I
+needn&rsquo;t remind you what an abnormally-developed part this
+sex has played in French history.&nbsp; The remaining figure is
+ostensibly that of a biped, and apparently that of a man, but I
+hesitate to allow him the whole benefit of the higher
+classification.&nbsp; He strikes me as less human than simian,
+and whenever I hear him talk I seem to myself to have paused in
+the street to listen to the shrill clatter of a hand-organ, to
+which the <a name="page468"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+468</span>gambols of a hairy <i>homunculus</i> form an
+accompaniment.</p>
+<p>I mentioned to you before that my expectation of rough usage
+in consequence of my unattenuated, even if not frivolously
+aggressive, Teutonism was to prove completely unfounded.&nbsp; No
+one seems either unduly conscious or affectedly unperceiving of
+my so rich Berlin background; I&rsquo;m treated on the contrary
+with the positive civility which is the portion of every
+traveller who pays the bill without scanning the items too
+narrowly.&nbsp; This, I confess, has been something of a surprise
+to me, and I&rsquo;ve not yet made up my mind as to the
+fundamental cause of the anomaly.&nbsp; My determination to take
+up my abode in a French interior was largely dictated by the
+supposition that I should be substantially disagreeable to its
+inmates.&nbsp; I wished to catch in the fact the different forms
+taken by the irritation I should naturally produce; for it is
+under the influence of irritation that the French character most
+completely expresses itself.&nbsp; My presence, however,
+operates, as I say, less than could have been hoped as a
+stimulus, and in this respect I&rsquo;m materially
+disappointed.&nbsp; They treat me as they treat every one else;
+whereas, in order to be treated differently, I was resigned in
+advance to being treated worse.&nbsp; A further proof, if any
+were needed, of that vast and, as it were, fluid <i>waste</i> (I
+have so often dwelt on to you) which attends the process of
+philosophic secretion.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve not, I repeat, fully
+explained to myself this logical contradiction; but this is the
+explanation to which I tend.&nbsp; The French are so exclusively
+occupied with the idea of themselves that in spite of the very
+definite image the German personality presented to them by the
+war of 1870 they have at present no distinct apprehension of its
+existence.&nbsp; They are not very sure that there <i>are</i>,
+concretely, any Germans; they have already forgotten the <a
+name="page469"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 469</span>convincing
+proofs presented to them nine years ago.&nbsp; A German was
+something disagreeable and disconcerting, an irreducible mass,
+which they determined to keep out of their conception of
+things.&nbsp; I therefore hold we&rsquo;re wrong to govern
+ourselves upon the hypothesis of the <i>revanche</i>; the French
+nature is too shallow for that large and powerful plant to bloom
+in it.</p>
+<p>The English-speaking specimens, too, I&rsquo;ve not been
+willing to neglect the opportunity to examine; and among these
+I&rsquo;ve paid special attention to the American varieties, of
+which I find here several singular examples.&nbsp; The two most
+remarkable are a young man who presents all the characteristics
+of a period of national decadence; reminding me strongly of some
+diminutive Hellenised Roman of the third century.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s an illustration of the period of culture in which the
+faculty of appreciation has obtained such a preponderance over
+that of production that the latter sinks into a kind of rank
+sterility, and the mental condition becomes analogous to that of
+a malarious bog.&nbsp; I hear from him of the existence of an
+immense number of Americans exactly resembling him, and that the
+city of Boston indeed is almost exclusively composed of
+them.&nbsp; (He communicated this fact very proudly, as if it
+were greatly to the credit of his native country; little
+perceiving the truly sinister impression it made on me.)</p>
+<p>What strikes one in it is that it is a phenomenon to the best
+of my knowledge&mdash;and you know what my knowledge
+is&mdash;unprecedented and unique in the history of mankind; the
+arrival of a nation at an ultimate stage of evolution without
+having passed through the mediate one; the passage of the fruit,
+in other words, from crudity to rottenness, without the
+interposition of a period of useful (and ornamental)
+ripeness.&nbsp; With the Americans indeed the crudity and the <a
+name="page470"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 470</span>rottenness
+are identical and simultaneous; it is impossible to say, as in
+the conversation of this deplorable young man, which is the one
+and which the other: they&rsquo;re inextricably confused.&nbsp;
+Homunculus for homunculus I prefer that of the Frenchman;
+he&rsquo;s at least more amusing.</p>
+<p>It&rsquo;s interesting in this manner to perceive, so largely
+developed, the germs of extinction in the so-called powerful
+Anglo-Saxon family.&nbsp; I find them in almost as recognisable a
+form in a young woman from the State of Maine, in the province of
+New England, with whom I have had a good deal of
+conversation.&nbsp; She differs somewhat from the young man I
+just mentioned in that the state of affirmation, faculty of
+production and capacity for action are things, in her, less
+inanimate; she has more of the freshness and vigour that we
+suppose to belong to a young civilisation.&nbsp; But
+unfortunately she produces nothing but evil, and her tastes and
+habits are similarly those of a Roman lady of the lower
+Empire.&nbsp; She makes no secret of them and has in fact worked
+out a complete scheme of experimental adventure, that is of
+personal licence, which she is now engaged in carrying out.&nbsp;
+As the opportunities she finds in her own country fail to satisfy
+her she has come to Europe &ldquo;to try,&rdquo; as she says,
+&ldquo;for herself.&rdquo;&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the doctrine of
+universal &ldquo;unprejudiced&rdquo; experience professed with a
+cynicism that is really most extraordinary, and which, presenting
+itself in a young woman of considerable education, appears to me
+to be the judgement of a society.</p>
+<p>Another observation which pushes me to the same
+induction&mdash;that of the premature vitiation of the American
+population&mdash;is the attitude of the Americans whom I have
+before me with regard to each other.&nbsp; I have before me a
+second flower of the same huge so-called democratic garden, who
+is less abnormally developed than the one I have just described,
+<a name="page471"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 471</span>but who
+yet bears the stamp of this peculiar combination of the barbarous
+and, to apply to them one of their own favourite terms, the
+<i>ausgespielt</i>, the &ldquo;played-out.&rdquo;&nbsp; These
+three little persons look with the greatest mistrust and aversion
+upon each other; and each has repeatedly taken me apart and
+assured me secretly, that he or she only is the real, the
+genuine, the typical American.&nbsp; A type that has lost itself
+before it has been fixed&mdash;what can you look for from
+this?</p>
+<p>Add to this that there are two young Englanders in the house
+who hate all the Americans in a lump, making between them none of
+the distinctions and favourable comparisons which they insist
+upon, and for which, as involving the recognition of shades and a
+certain play of the critical sense, the still quite primitive
+insular understanding is wholly inapt, and you will, I think,
+hold me warranted in believing that, between precipitate decay
+and internecine enmities, the English-speaking family is destined
+to consume itself, and that with its decline the prospect of
+successfully-organised conquest and unarrested incalculable
+expansion, to which I alluded above, will brighten for the
+deep-lunged children of the Fatherland!</p>
+<h3><a name="page472"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+472</span>IX<br />
+MIRANDA HOPE TO HER MOTHER</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>October</i> 22.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Mother</span>,</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;m off in a day or two to visit some new country; I
+haven&rsquo;t yet decided which.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve satisfied
+myself with regard to France, and obtained a good knowledge of
+the language.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve enjoyed my visit to Madame de
+Maisonrouge deeply, and feel as if I were leaving a circle of
+real friends.&nbsp; Everything has gone on beautifully up to the
+end, and every one has been as kind and attentive as if I were
+their own sister, especially Mr. Verdier, the French gentleman,
+from whom I have gained more than I ever expected (in six weeks)
+and with whom I have promised to <i>correspond</i>.&nbsp; So you
+can imagine me dashing off the liveliest and yet the most elegant
+French letters; and if you don&rsquo;t believe in them I&rsquo;ll
+keep the rough drafts to show you when I go back.</p>
+<p>The German gentleman is also more interesting the more you
+know him; it seems sometimes as if I could fairly drink in his
+ideas.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve found out why the young lady from New
+York doesn&rsquo;t like me!&nbsp; It&rsquo;s because I said one
+day at dinner that I <i>admired</i> to go to the Louvre.&nbsp;
+Well, when I first came it seemed as if I <i>did</i> admire
+everything!&nbsp; Tell William Platt his letter has come.&nbsp; I
+knew he&rsquo;d have to write, <a name="page473"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 473</span>and I was bound I&rsquo;d make
+him!&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t decided what country I&rsquo;ll visit
+next; it seems as if there were so many to choose from.&nbsp; But
+I must take care to pick out a good one and to meet plenty of
+fresh experiences.&nbsp; Dearest mother, my money holds out, and
+it is most interesting!</p>
+<h2><a name="page475"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 475</span>THE
+POINT OF VIEW</h2>
+<h3><a name="page477"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 477</span>I<br
+/>
+FROM MISS AURORA CHURCH AT SEA TO MISS WHITESIDE IN PARIS</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 1880.</p>
+<p>. . .&nbsp; My dear child, the bromide of sodium (if
+that&rsquo;s what you call it) proved perfectly useless.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t mean that it did me no good, but that I never had
+occasion to take the bottle out of my bag.&nbsp; It might have
+done wonders for me if I had needed it; but I didn&rsquo;t,
+simply because I&rsquo;ve been a wonder myself.&nbsp; Will you
+believe that I&rsquo;ve spent the whole voyage on deck, in the
+most animated conversation and exercise?&nbsp; Twelve times round
+the deck make a mile, I believe; and by this measurement
+I&rsquo;ve been walking twenty miles a day.&nbsp; And down to
+every meal, if you please, where I&rsquo;ve displayed the
+appetite of a fishwife.&nbsp; Of course the weather has been
+lovely; so there&rsquo;s no great merit.&nbsp; The wicked old
+Atlantic has been as blue as the sapphire in my only
+ring&mdash;rather a good one&mdash;and as smooth as the slippery
+floor of Madame Galopin&rsquo;s dining-room.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve
+been for the last three hours in sight of land, and are soon to
+enter the Bay of New York which is said to be exquisitely
+beautiful.&nbsp; But of course you recall it, though they say
+everything changes so fast over here.&nbsp; I find I don&rsquo;t
+remember anything, for my recollections of our voyage to Europe
+so many years ago are <a name="page478"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 478</span>exceedingly dim; I&rsquo;ve only a
+painful impression that mamma shut me up for an hour every day in
+the stateroom and made me learn by heart some religious
+poem.&nbsp; I was only five years old and I believe that as a
+child I was extremely timid; on the other hand mamma, as you
+know, had what she called a method with me.&nbsp; She has it to
+this day; only I&rsquo;ve become indifferent; I&rsquo;ve been so
+pinched and pushed&mdash;morally speaking, <i>bien
+entendu</i>.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true, however, that there are
+children of five on the vessel to-day who have been extremely
+conspicuous&mdash;ranging all over the ship and always under
+one&rsquo;s feet.&nbsp; Of course they&rsquo;re little
+compatriots, which means that they&rsquo;re little
+barbarians.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t mean to pronounce <i>all</i> our
+compatriots barbarous; they seem to improve somehow after their
+first communion.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know whether it&rsquo;s that
+ceremony that improves them, especially as so few of them go in
+for it; but the women are certainly nicer than the little girls;
+I mean of course in proportion, you know.&nbsp; You warned me not
+to generalise, and you see I&rsquo;ve already begun, before
+we&rsquo;ve arrived.&nbsp; But I suppose there&rsquo;s no harm in
+it so long as it&rsquo;s favourable.</p>
+<p>Isn&rsquo;t it favourable when I say I&rsquo;ve had the most
+lovely time?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve never had so much liberty in my
+life, and I&rsquo;ve been out alone, as you may say, every day of
+the voyage.&nbsp; If it&rsquo;s a foretaste of what&rsquo;s to
+come I shall take very kindly to that.&nbsp; When I say
+I&rsquo;ve been out alone I mean we&rsquo;ve always been
+two.&nbsp; But we two were alone, so to speak, and it
+wasn&rsquo;t like always having mamma or Madame Galopin, or some
+lady in the pension or the temporary cook.&nbsp; Mamma has been
+very poorly; she&rsquo;s so very well on land that it&rsquo;s a
+wonder to see her at all taken down.&nbsp; She says, however,
+that it isn&rsquo;t the being at sea; it&rsquo;s on the contrary
+approaching the land.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s not in a hurry to arrive;
+she keeps well before her that great disillusions <a
+name="page479"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 479</span>await
+us.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t know she <i>had</i> any
+illusions&mdash;she has too many opinions, I should think, for
+that: she discriminates, as she&rsquo;s always saying, from
+morning till night.&nbsp; Where would the poor illusions find
+room?&nbsp; She&rsquo;s meanwhile very serious; she sits for
+hours in perfect silence, her eyes fixed on the horizon.&nbsp; I
+heard her say yesterday to an English gentleman&mdash;a very odd
+Mr. Antrobus, the only person with whom she converses&mdash;that
+she was afraid she shouldn&rsquo;t like her native land, and that
+she shouldn&rsquo;t like not liking it.&nbsp; But this is a
+mistake; she&rsquo;ll like that immensely&mdash;I mean the not
+liking it.&nbsp; If it should prove at all agreeable she&rsquo;ll
+be furious, for that will go against her system.&nbsp; You know
+all about mamma&rsquo;s system; I&rsquo;ve explained it so
+often.&nbsp; It goes against her system that we should come back
+at all; that was <i>my</i> system&mdash;I&rsquo;ve had at last to
+invent one!&nbsp; She consented to come only because she saw
+that, having no <i>dot</i>, I should never marry in Europe; and I
+pretended to be immensely preoccupied with this idea in order to
+make her start.&nbsp; In reality <i>cela m&rsquo;est parfaitement
+&eacute;gal</i>.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m only afraid I shall like it too
+much&mdash;I don&rsquo;t mean marriage, of course, but the sense
+of a native land.&nbsp; Say what you will, it&rsquo;s a charming
+thing to go out alone, and I&rsquo;ve given notice that I mean to
+be always <i>en course</i>.&nbsp; When I tell mamma this she
+looks at me in the same silence; her eyes dilate and then she
+slowly closes them.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s as if the sea were affecting
+her a little, though it&rsquo;s so beautifully calm.&nbsp; I ask
+her if she&rsquo;ll try my bromide, which is there in my bag; but
+she motions me off and I begin to walk again, tapping my little
+boot-soles on the smooth clean deck.&nbsp; This allusion to my
+boot-soles, by the way, isn&rsquo;t prompted by vanity; but
+it&rsquo;s a fact that at sea one&rsquo;s feet and one&rsquo;s
+shoes assume the most extraordinary importance, so that one
+should take the precaution to have nice ones.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re
+all you seem to see as the people <a name="page480"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 480</span>walk about the deck; you get to know
+them intimately and to dislike some of them so much.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m afraid you&rsquo;ll think that I&rsquo;ve already
+broken loose; and for aught I know I&rsquo;m writing as a
+demoiselle bien-&eacute;l&eacute;vee shouldn&rsquo;t write.&nbsp;
+I don&rsquo;t know whether it&rsquo;s the American air; if it is,
+all I can say is that the American air&rsquo;s very
+charming.&nbsp; It makes me impatient and restless, and I sit
+scribbling here because I&rsquo;m so eager to arrive and the time
+passes better if I occupy myself.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;m in the saloon, where we have our meals, and opposite
+me is a big round porthole, wide open to let in the smell of the
+land.&nbsp; Every now and then I rise a little and look through
+it to see if we&rsquo;re arriving.&nbsp; I mean in the Bay, you
+know, for we shall not come up to the city till dark.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t want to lose the Bay; it appears it&rsquo;s so
+wonderful.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t exactly understand what it
+contains except some beautiful islands; but I suppose
+you&rsquo;ll know all about that.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s easy to see
+that these are the last hours, for all the people about me are
+writing letters to put into the post as soon as we come up to the
+dock.&nbsp; I believe they&rsquo;re dreadful at the custom-house,
+and you&rsquo;ll remember how many new things you persuaded mamma
+that&mdash;with my preoccupation of marriage&mdash;I should take
+to this country, where even the prettiest girls are expected not
+to go unadorned.&nbsp; We ruined ourselves in
+Paris&mdash;that&rsquo;s partly accountable for mamma&rsquo;s
+solemnity&mdash;<i>mais au moins je serai belle</i>!&nbsp;
+Moreover I believe that mamma&rsquo;s prepared to say or to do
+anything that may be necessary for escaping from their odious
+duties; as she very justly remarks she can&rsquo;t afford to be
+ruined twice.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know how one approaches these
+terrible <i>douaniers</i>, but I mean to invent something very
+charming.&nbsp; I mean to say &ldquo;Voyons, Messieurs, a young
+girl like me, brought up in the strictest foreign traditions,
+kept always in the background by a very superior
+mother&mdash;<i>la voil&agrave;</i>; <a name="page481"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 481</span>you can see for yourself!&mdash;what
+is it possible that she should attempt to smuggle in?&nbsp;
+Nothing but a few simple relics of her convent!&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+won&rsquo;t tell them my convent was called the Magasin du Bon
+March&eacute;.&nbsp; Mamma began to scold me three days ago for
+insisting on so many trunks, and the truth is that between us
+we&rsquo;ve not fewer than seven.&nbsp; For relics, that&rsquo;s
+a good many!&nbsp; We&rsquo;re all writing very long
+letters&mdash;or at least we&rsquo;re writing a great
+number.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no news of the Bay as yet.&nbsp; Mr.
+Antrobus, mamma&rsquo;s friend, opposite to me, is beginning on
+his ninth.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s a Right Honourable and a Member of
+Parliament; he has written during the voyage about a hundred
+letters and seems greatly alarmed at the number of stamps
+he&rsquo;ll have to buy when he arrives.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s full of
+information, but he hasn&rsquo;t enough, for he asks as many
+questions as mamma when she goes to hire apartments.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s going to &ldquo;look into&rdquo; various things; he
+speaks as if they had a little hole for the purpose.&nbsp; He
+walks almost as much as I, and has enormous shoes.&nbsp; He asks
+questions even of me, and I tell him again and again that I know
+nothing about America.&nbsp; But it makes no difference; he
+always begins again, and indeed it&rsquo;s not strange he should
+find my ignorance incredible.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now how would it be in
+one of your South-western States?&rdquo;&mdash;that&rsquo;s his
+favourite way of opening conversation.&nbsp; Fancy me giving an
+account of one of &ldquo;my&rdquo; South-western States!&nbsp; I
+tell him he had better ask mamma&mdash;a little to tease that
+lady, who knows no more about such places than I.&nbsp; Mr.
+Antrobus is very big and black; he speaks with a sort of brogue;
+he has a wife and ten children; he doesn&rsquo;t say&mdash;apart
+from his talking&mdash;anything at all to me.&nbsp; But he has
+lots of letters to people <i>l&agrave;-bas</i>&mdash;I forget
+that we&rsquo;re just arriving&mdash;and mamma, who takes an
+interest in him in spite of his views (which are dreadfully
+advanced, <a name="page482"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+482</span>and not at all like mamma&rsquo;s own) has promised to
+give him the entr&eacute;e to the best society.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know what she knows about the best society over here
+to-day, for we&rsquo;ve not kept up our connexions at all, and no
+one will know&mdash;or, I am afraid, care&mdash;anything about
+us.&nbsp; She has an idea we shall be immensely recognised; but
+really, except the poor little Rucks, who are bankrupt and,
+I&rsquo;m told, in no society at all, I don&rsquo;t know on whom
+we can count.&nbsp; C&rsquo;est &eacute;gal, mamma has an idea
+that, whether or no we appreciate America ourselves, we shall at
+least be universally appreciated.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true we have
+begun to be, a little; you would see that from the way Mr.
+Cockerel and Mr. Louis Leverett are always inviting me to
+walk.&nbsp; Both of these gentlemen, who are Americans, have
+asked leave to call on me in New York, and I&rsquo;ve said <i>Mon
+Dieu oui</i>, if it&rsquo;s the custom of the country.&nbsp; Of
+course I&rsquo;ve not dared to tell this to mamma, who flatters
+herself that we&rsquo;ve brought with us in our trunks a complete
+set of customs of our own and that we shall only have to shake
+them out a little and put them on when we arrive.&nbsp; If only
+the two gentlemen I just spoke of don&rsquo;t call at the same
+time I don&rsquo;t think I shall be too much frightened.&nbsp; If
+they do, on the other hand, I won&rsquo;t answer for it.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;ve a particular aversion to each other and are ready
+to fight about poor little me.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m only the pretext,
+however; for, as Mr. Leverett says, it&rsquo;s really the
+opposition of temperaments.&nbsp; I hope they won&rsquo;t cut
+each other&rsquo;s throats, for I&rsquo;m not crazy about either
+of them.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re very well for the deck of a ship,
+but I shouldn&rsquo;t care about them in a salon; they&rsquo;re
+not at all distinguished.&nbsp; They think they are, but
+they&rsquo;re not; at least Mr. Louis Leverett does; Mr. Cockerel
+doesn&rsquo;t appear to care so much.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re
+extremely different&mdash;with their opposed
+temperaments&mdash;and each very amusing for a while; but I
+should get <a name="page483"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+483</span>dreadfully tired of passing my life with either.&nbsp;
+Neither has proposed that as yet; but it&rsquo;s evidently what
+they&rsquo;re coming to.&nbsp; It will be in a great measure to
+spite each other, for I think that au fond they don&rsquo;t quite
+believe in me.&nbsp; If they don&rsquo;t, it&rsquo;s the only
+point on which they agree.&nbsp; They hate each other awfully;
+they take such different views.&nbsp; That is Mr. Cockerel hates
+Mr. Leverett&mdash;he calls him a sickly little ass; he
+pronounces his opinions half affectation and the other half
+dyspepsia.&nbsp; Mr. Leverett speaks of Mr. Cockerel as a
+&ldquo;strident savage,&rdquo; but he allows he finds him most
+diverting.&nbsp; He says there&rsquo;s nothing in which we
+can&rsquo;t find a certain entertainment if we only look at it in
+the right way, and that we have no business with either hating or
+loving: we ought only to strive to understand.&nbsp; He
+&ldquo;claims&rdquo;&mdash;he&rsquo;s always claiming&mdash;that
+to understand is to forgive.&nbsp; Which is very pretty, but I
+don&rsquo;t like the suppression of our affections, though
+I&rsquo;ve no desire to fix mine upon Mr. Leverett.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;s very artistic and talks like an article in some
+review.&nbsp; He has lived a great deal in Paris, and Mr.
+Cockerel, who doesn&rsquo;t believe in Paris, says it&rsquo;s
+what has made him such an idiot.</p>
+<p>That&rsquo;s not complimentary to you, dear Louisa, and still
+less to your brilliant brother; for Mr. Cockerel explains that he
+means it (the bad effect of Paris) chiefly of men.&nbsp; In fact
+he means the bad effect of Europe altogether.&nbsp; This,
+however, is compromising to mamma; and I&rsquo;m afraid
+there&rsquo;s no doubt that, from what I&rsquo;ve told him, he
+thinks mamma also an idiot.&nbsp; (I&rsquo;m not responsible, you
+know&mdash;I&rsquo;ve always wanted to go home.)&nbsp; If mamma
+knew him, which she doesn&rsquo;t, for she always closes her eyes
+when I pass on his arm, she would think him disgusting.&nbsp; Mr.
+Leverett meanwhile assures me he&rsquo;s nothing to what we shall
+see yet.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s from <a name="page484"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 484</span>Philadelphia (Mr. Cockerel); he
+insists that we shall go and see Philadelphia, but mamma says she
+saw it in 1855 and it was then <i>affreux</i>.&nbsp; Mr. Cockerel
+says that mamma&rsquo;s evidently not familiar with the rush of
+improvement in this country; he speaks of 1855 as if it were a
+hundred years ago.&nbsp; Mamma says she knows it goes only too
+fast, the rush&mdash;it goes so fast that it has time to do
+nothing well; and then Mr. Cockerel, who, to do him justice, is
+perfectly good-natured, remarks that she had better wait till she
+has been ashore and seen the improvements.&nbsp; Mamma retorts
+that she sees them from here, the awful things, and that they
+give her a sinking of the heart.&nbsp; (This little exchange of
+ideas is carried on through me; they&rsquo;ve never spoken to
+each other.)&nbsp; Mr. Cockerel, as I say, is extremely
+good-natured, and he bears out what I&rsquo;ve heard said about
+the men in America being very considerate of the women.&nbsp;
+They evidently listen to them a great deal; they don&rsquo;t
+contradict them, but it seems to me this is rather
+negative.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s very little gallantry in not
+contradicting one; and it strikes me that there are some things
+the men don&rsquo;t express.&nbsp; There are others on the ship
+whom I&rsquo;ve noticed.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s as if they were all
+one&rsquo;s brothers or one&rsquo;s cousins.&nbsp; The extent to
+which one isn&rsquo;t in danger from them&mdash;my dear, my
+dear!&nbsp; But I promised you not to generalise, and perhaps
+there will be more expression when we arrive.&nbsp; Mr. Cockerel
+returns to America, after a general tour, with a renewed
+conviction that this is the only country.&nbsp; I left him on
+deck an hour ago looking at the coast-line with an opera-glass
+and saying it was the prettiest thing he had seen in all his
+travels.&nbsp; When I remarked that the coast seemed rather low
+he said it would be all the easier to get ashore.&nbsp; Mr.
+Leverett at any rate doesn&rsquo;t seem in a hurry to get ashore,
+he&rsquo;s sitting within sight of me in a corner of the
+saloon&mdash;writing letters, I suppose, <a
+name="page485"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 485</span>but
+looking, from the way he bites his pen and rolls his eyes about,
+as if he were composing a sonnet and waiting for a rhyme.&nbsp;
+Perhaps the sonnet&rsquo;s addressed to me; but I forget that he
+suppresses the affections!&nbsp; The only person in whom mamma
+takes much interest is the great French critic, M. Lejaune, whom
+we have the honour to carry with us.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve read a few
+of his works, though mamma disapproves of his tendencies and
+thinks him a dreadful materialist.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve read them
+for the style; you know he&rsquo;s one of the new
+Academicians.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s a Frenchman like any other, except
+that he&rsquo;s rather more quiet; he has a grey moustache and
+the ribbon of the Legion of Honour.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s the first
+French writer of distinction who has been to America since De
+Tocqueville; the French, in such matters, are not very
+enterprising.&nbsp; Also he has the air of wondering what
+he&rsquo;s doing <i>dans cette gal&egrave;re</i>.&nbsp; He has
+come with his beau-fr&egrave;re, who&rsquo;s an engineer and is
+looking after some mines, and he talks with scarcely any one
+else, as he speaks no English and appears to take for granted
+that no one speaks French.&nbsp; Mamma would be delighted to
+convince him of the contrary; she has never conversed with an
+Academician.&nbsp; She always makes a little vague inclination,
+with a smile, when he passes her, and he answers with a most
+respectful bow; but it goes no further, to mamma&rsquo;s
+disappointment.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s always with the
+beau-fr&egrave;re, a rather untidy fat bearded
+man&mdash;decorated too, always smoking and looking at the feet
+of the ladies, whom mamma (though she has very good feet) has not
+the courage to <i>aborder</i>.&nbsp; I believe M. Lejaune is
+going to write a book about America, and Mr. Leverett says it
+will be terrible.&nbsp; Mr. Leverett has made his acquaintance
+and says M. Lejaune will put him into his book; he says the
+movement of the French intellect is superb.&nbsp; As a general
+thing he doesn&rsquo;t care for Academicians, <a
+name="page486"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 486</span>but M.
+Lejaune&rsquo;s an exception&mdash;he&rsquo;s so living, so
+remorseless, so personal.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve asked Mr. Cockerel meanwhile what he thinks of M.
+Lejaune&rsquo;s plan of writing a book, and he answers that he
+doesn&rsquo;t see what it matters to him that a Frenchman the
+more should make the motions of a monkey&mdash;on that side poor
+Mr. Cockerel is <i>de cette force</i>.&nbsp; I asked him why he
+hadn&rsquo;t written a book about Europe, and he says that in the
+first place Europe isn&rsquo;t worth writing about, and that in
+the second if he said what he thought people would call it a
+joke.&nbsp; He says they&rsquo;re very superstitious about Europe
+over here; he wants people in America to behave as if Europe
+didn&rsquo;t exist.&nbsp; I told this to Mr. Leverett, and he
+answered that if Europe didn&rsquo;t exist America
+wouldn&rsquo;t, for Europe keeps us alive by buying our
+corn.&nbsp; He said also that the trouble with America in the
+future will be that she&rsquo;ll produce things in such enormous
+quantities that there won&rsquo;t be enough people in the rest of
+the world to buy them, and that we shall be left with our
+productions&mdash;most of them very hideous&mdash;on our
+hands.&nbsp; I asked him if he thought corn a hideous production,
+and he replied that there&rsquo;s nothing more unbeautiful than
+too much food.&nbsp; I think that to feed the world too well,
+however, will be after all a <i>beau r&ocirc;le</i>.&nbsp; Of
+course I don&rsquo;t understand these things, and I don&rsquo;t
+believe Mr. Leverett does; but Mr. Cockerel seems to know what
+he&rsquo;s talking about, and he describes America as complete in
+herself.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know exactly what he means, but he
+speaks as if human affairs had somehow moved over to this side of
+the world.&nbsp; It may be a very good place for them, and heaven
+knows I&rsquo;m extremely tired of Europe, which mamma has always
+insisted so on my appreciating; but I don&rsquo;t think I like
+the idea of our being so completely cut off.&nbsp; Mr. Cockerel
+says it is not we that are cut off, but Europe, <a
+name="page487"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 487</span>and he
+seems to think Europe has somehow deserved it.&nbsp; That may be;
+our life over there was sometimes extremely tiresome, though
+mamma says it&rsquo;s now that our real fatigues will
+begin.&nbsp; I like to abuse those dreadful old countries myself,
+but I&rsquo;m not sure I&rsquo;m pleased when others do the
+same.&nbsp; We had some rather pretty moments there after all,
+and at Piacenza we certainly lived for four francs a day.&nbsp;
+Mamma&rsquo;s already in a terrible state of mind about the
+expenses here; she&rsquo;s frightened by what people on the ship
+(the few she has spoken to) have told her.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+one comfort at any rate&mdash;we&rsquo;ve spent so much money in
+coming that we shall have none left to get away.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+scribbling along, as you see, to occupy me till we get news of
+the islands.&nbsp; Here comes Mr. Cockerel to bring it.&nbsp;
+Yes, they&rsquo;re in sight; he tells me they&rsquo;re lovelier
+than ever and that I must come right up right away.&nbsp; I
+suppose you&rsquo;ll think I&rsquo;m already beginning to use the
+language of the country.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s certain that at the end
+of the month I shall speak nothing else.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve picked
+up every dialect, wherever we&rsquo;ve travelled; you&rsquo;ve
+heard my Platt-Deutsch and my Neapolitan.&nbsp; But, <i>voyons un
+peu</i> the Bay!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve just called to Mr. Leverett to
+remind him of the islands.&nbsp; &ldquo;The islands&mdash;the
+islands?&nbsp; Ah my dear young lady, I&rsquo;ve seen Capri,
+I&rsquo;ve seen Ischia!&rdquo;&nbsp; Well, so have I, but that
+doesn&rsquo;t prevent . . .&nbsp; (<i>A little later</i>.)&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve seen the islands&mdash;they&rsquo;re rather queer.</p>
+<h3><a name="page488"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+488</span>II<br />
+MRS. CHURCH IN NEW YORK TO MADAME GALOPIN AT GENEVA</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>October</i> 1880.</p>
+<p>If I felt far way from you in the middle of that deplorable
+Atlantic, ch&egrave;re Madame, how do I feel now, in the heart of
+this extraordinary city?&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve
+arrived&mdash;we&rsquo;ve arrived, dear friend; but I don&rsquo;t
+know whether to tell you that I consider that an advantage.&nbsp;
+If we had been given our choice of coming safely to land or going
+down to the bottom of the sea I should doubtless have chosen the
+former course; for I hold, with your noble husband and in
+opposition to the general tendency of modern thought, that our
+lives are not our own to dispose of, but a sacred trust from a
+higher power by whom we shall be held responsible.&nbsp;
+Nevertheless if I had foreseen more vividly some of the
+impressions that awaited me here I&rsquo;m not sure that, for my
+daughter at least, I shouldn&rsquo;t have preferred on the spot
+to hand in our account.&nbsp; Should I not have been less (rather
+than more) guilty in presuming to dispose of <i>her</i> destiny
+than of my own?&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a nice point for dear M.
+Galopin to settle&mdash;one of those points I&rsquo;ve heard him
+discuss in the pulpit with such elevation.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re
+safe, however, as I say; by which I mean we&rsquo;re physically
+safe.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve taken up the thread of our familiar
+pension-life, but under <a name="page489"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 489</span>strikingly different
+conditions.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve found a refuge in a boarding-house
+which has been highly recommended to me and where the
+arrangements partake of the barbarous magnificence that in this
+country is the only alternative from primitive rudeness.&nbsp;
+The terms per week are as magnificent as all the rest.&nbsp; The
+landlady wears diamond ear-rings and the drawing-rooms are
+decorated with marble statues.&nbsp; I should indeed be sorry to
+let you know how I&rsquo;ve allowed myself to be
+ran&ccedil;onn&eacute;e; and I should be still more sorry that it
+should come to the ears of any of my good friends in Geneva, who
+know me less well than you and might judge me more harshly.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s no wine given for dinner, and I&rsquo;ve vainly
+requested the person who conducts the establishment to garnish
+her table more liberally.&nbsp; She says I may have all the wine
+I want if I will order it at the merchant&rsquo;s and settle the
+matter with himself.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve never, as you know,
+consented to regard our modest allowance of eau rougie as an
+extra; indeed, I remember that it&rsquo;s largely to your
+excellent advice that I&rsquo;ve owed my habit of being firm on
+this point.</p>
+<p>There are, however, greater difficulties than the question of
+what we shall drink for dinner, ch&egrave;re Madame.&nbsp; Still,
+I&rsquo;ve never lost courage and I shall not lose it now.&nbsp;
+At the worst we can re-embark again and seek repose and
+refreshment on the shores of your beautiful lake.&nbsp;
+(There&rsquo;s absolutely no scenery here!)&nbsp; We shall not
+perhaps in that case have achieved what we desired, but we shall
+at least have made an honourable retreat.&nbsp; What we
+desire&mdash;I know it&rsquo;s just this that puzzles you, dear
+friend; I don&rsquo;t think you ever really comprehended my
+motives in taking this formidable step, though you were good
+enough, and your magnanimous husband was good enough, to press my
+hand at parting in a way that seemed to tell me you&rsquo;d still
+be with me even were I wrong.&nbsp; To be very <a
+name="page490"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 490</span>brief, I
+wished to put an end to the ceaseless reclamations of my
+daughter.&nbsp; Many Americans had assured her that she was
+wasting her belle jeunesse in those historic lands which it was
+her privilege to see so intimately, and this unfortunate
+conviction had taken possession of her.&nbsp; &ldquo;Let me at
+least see for myself,&rdquo; she used to say; &ldquo;if I should
+dislike it over there as much as you promise me, so much the
+better for you.&nbsp; In that case we&rsquo;ll come back and make
+a new arrangement at Stuttgart.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+experiment&rsquo;s a terribly expensive one, but you know how my
+devotion never has shrunk from an ordeal.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+another point moreover which, from a mother to a mother, it would
+be affectation not to touch upon.&nbsp; I remember the just
+satisfaction with which you announced to me the
+fian&ccedil;ailles of your charming C&eacute;cile.&nbsp; You know
+with what earnest care my Aurora has been educated&mdash;how
+thoroughly she&rsquo;s acquainted with the principal results of
+modern research.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve always studied together,
+we&rsquo;ve always enjoyed together.&nbsp; It will perhaps
+surprise you to hear that she makes these very advantages a
+reproach to me&mdash;represents them as an injury to
+herself.&nbsp; &ldquo;In this country,&rdquo; she says,
+&ldquo;the gentlemen have not those accomplishments; they care
+nothing for the results of modern research.&nbsp; Therefore it
+won&rsquo;t help a young person to be sought in marriage that she
+can give an account of the latest German presentation of
+Pessimism.&rdquo;&nbsp; That&rsquo;s possible, and I&rsquo;ve
+never concealed from her that it wasn&rsquo;t for this country I
+had educated her.&nbsp; If she marries in the United States
+it&rsquo;s of course my intention that my son-in-law shall
+accompany us to Europe.&nbsp; But when she calls my attention
+more and more to these facts I feel that we&rsquo;re moving in a
+different world.&nbsp; This is more and more the country of the
+many; the few find less and less place for them; and the
+individual&mdash;well, the individual has quite ceased to be
+recognised.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s <a name="page491"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 491</span>recognised as a voter, but
+he&rsquo;s not recognised as a gentleman&mdash;still less as a
+lady.&nbsp; My daughter and I of course can only pretend to
+constitute a <i>few</i>!</p>
+<p>You know that I&rsquo;ve never for a moment remitted my
+pretensions as an individual, though among the agitations of
+pension-life I&rsquo;ve sometimes needed all my energy to uphold
+them.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh yes, I may be poor,&rdquo; I&rsquo;ve had
+occasion to say, &ldquo;I may be unprotected, I may be reserved,
+I may occupy a small apartment au quatri&egrave;me and be unable
+to scatter unscrupulous bribes among the domestics; but at least
+I&rsquo;m a <i>person</i> and have personal rights.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+In this country the people have rights, but the person has
+none.&nbsp; You&rsquo;d have perceived that if you had come with
+me to make arrangements at this establishment.&nbsp; The very
+fine lady who condescends to preside over it kept me waiting
+twenty minutes, and then came sailing in without a word of
+apology.&nbsp; I had sat very silent, with my eyes on the clock;
+Aurora amused herself with a false admiration of the room, a
+wonderful drawing-room with magenta curtains, frescoed walls and
+photographs of the landlady&rsquo;s friends&mdash;as if one cares
+for her friends!&nbsp; When this exalted personage came in she
+simply remarked that she had just been trying on a
+dress&mdash;that it took so long to get a skirt to hang.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It seems to take very long indeed!&rdquo; I answered;
+&ldquo;but I hope the skirt&rsquo;s right at last.&nbsp; You
+might have sent for us to come up and look at it!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+She evidently didn&rsquo;t understand, and when I asked her to
+show us her rooms she handed us over to a negro as
+d&eacute;gingand&eacute; as herself.&nbsp; While we looked at
+them I heard her sit down to the piano in the drawing-room; she
+began to sing an air from a comic opera.&nbsp; I felt certain we
+had gone quite astray; I didn&rsquo;t know in what house we could
+be, and was only reassured by seeing a Bible in every room.&nbsp;
+When we came down our musical hostess expressed no hope the rooms
+had pleased us, she <a name="page492"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 492</span>seemed grossly indifferent to our
+taking them.&nbsp; She wouldn&rsquo;t consent moreover to the
+least diminution and was inflexible, as I told you, on the
+article of our common beverage.&nbsp; When I pushed this point
+she was so good as to observe that she didn&rsquo;t keep a
+cabaret.&nbsp; One&rsquo;s not in the least considered;
+there&rsquo;s no respect for one&rsquo;s privacy, for one&rsquo;s
+preferences, for one&rsquo;s reserves.&nbsp; The
+familiarity&rsquo;s without limits, and I&rsquo;ve already made a
+dozen acquaintances, of whom I know, and wish to know,
+nothing.&nbsp; Aurora tells me she&rsquo;s the &ldquo;belle of
+the boarding-house.&rdquo;&nbsp; It appears that this is a great
+distinction.</p>
+<p>It brings me back to my poor child and her prospects.&nbsp;
+She takes a very critical view of them herself&mdash;she tells me
+I&rsquo;ve given her a false education and that no one will marry
+her to-day.&nbsp; No American will marry her because she&rsquo;s
+too much of a foreigner, and no foreigner will marry her because
+she&rsquo;s too much of an American.&nbsp; I remind her how
+scarcely a day passes that a foreigner, usually of distinction,
+doesn&rsquo;t&mdash;as perversely as you will indeed&mdash;select
+an American bride, and she answers me that in these cases the
+young lady isn&rsquo;t married for her fine eyes.&nbsp; Not
+always, I reply; and then she declares that she&rsquo;ll marry no
+foreigner who shall not be one of the first of the first.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;ll say doubtless that she should content herself with
+advantages that haven&rsquo;t been deemed insufficient for
+C&eacute;cile; but I&rsquo;ll not repeat to you the remark she
+made when I once employed this argument.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll
+doubtless be surprised to hear that I&rsquo;ve ceased to argue;
+but it&rsquo;s time I should confess that I&rsquo;ve at last
+agreed to let her act for herself.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s to live for
+three months &agrave; l&rsquo;Am&eacute;ricaine and I&rsquo;m to
+be a mere passive spectator.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll feel with me that
+this is a cruel position for a c&oelig;ur de m&egrave;re.&nbsp; I
+count the days till our three months are over, and I know
+you&rsquo;ll join with me in my prayers.&nbsp; Aurora walks the
+streets alone; <a name="page493"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+493</span>she goes out in the tramway: a voiture de place costs
+five francs for the least little <i>course</i>.&nbsp; (I beseech
+you not to let it be known that I&rsquo;ve sometimes had the
+weakness.)&nbsp; My daughter&rsquo;s frequently accompanied by a
+gentleman&mdash;by a dozen gentlemen; she remains out for hours
+and her conduct excites no surprise in this establishment.&nbsp;
+I know but too well the emotions it will excite in your quiet
+home.&nbsp; If you betray us, ch&egrave;re Madame, we&rsquo;re
+lost; and why, after all, should any one know of these things in
+Geneva?&nbsp; Aurora pretends she has been able to persuade
+herself that she doesn&rsquo;t care who knows them; but
+there&rsquo;s a strange expression in her face which proves that
+her conscience isn&rsquo;t at rest.&nbsp; I watch her, I let her
+go, but I sit with my hands clasped.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a
+peculiar custom in this country&mdash;I shouldn&rsquo;t know how
+to express it in Genevese: it&rsquo;s called &ldquo;being
+attentive,&rdquo; and young girls are the object of the futile
+process.&nbsp; It hasn&rsquo;t necessarily anything to do with
+projects of marriage&mdash;though it&rsquo;s the privilege only
+of the unmarried and though at the same time (fortunately, and
+this may surprise you) it has no relation to other
+projects.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s simply an invention by which young
+persons of the two sexes pass large parts of their time together
+with no questions asked.&nbsp; How shall I muster courage to tell
+you that Aurora now constitutes the main apparent recreation of
+several gentlemen?&nbsp; Though it has no relation to marriage
+the practice happily doesn&rsquo;t exclude it, and marriages have
+been known to take place in consequence (or in spite) of
+it.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true that even in this country a young lady
+may marry but one husband at a time, whereas she may receive at
+once the attentions of several gentlemen, who are equally
+entitled &ldquo;admirers.&rdquo;&nbsp; My daughter then has
+admirers to an indefinite number.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll think
+I&rsquo;m joking perhaps when I tell you that I&rsquo;m unable to
+be exact&mdash;I who was formerly l&rsquo;exactitude
+m&ecirc;me.</p>
+<p><a name="page494"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 494</span>Two
+of these gentlemen are to a certain extent old friends, having
+been passengers on the steamer which carried us so far from
+you.&nbsp; One of them, still young, is typical of the American
+character, but a respectable person and a lawyer considerably
+launched.&nbsp; Every one in this country follows a profession,
+but it must be admitted that the professions are more highly
+remunerated than chez vous.&nbsp; Mr. Cockerel, even while I
+write you, is in not undisputed, but temporarily triumphant,
+possession of my child.&nbsp; He called for her an hour ago in a
+&ldquo;boghey&rdquo;&mdash;a strange unsafe rickety vehicle,
+mounted on enormous wheels, which holds two persons very near
+together; and I watched her from the window take her place at his
+side.&nbsp; Then he whirled her away behind two little horses
+with terribly thin legs; the whole equipage&mdash;and most of all
+her being in it&mdash;was in the most questionable taste.&nbsp;
+But she&rsquo;ll return&mdash;return positively very much as she
+went.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the same when she goes down to Mr. Louis
+Leverett, who has no vehicle and who merely comes and sits with
+her in the front salon.&nbsp; He has lived a great deal in Europe
+and is very fond of the arts, and though I&rsquo;m not sure I
+agree with him in his views of the relation of art to life and
+life to art, and in his interpretation of some of the great works
+that Aurora and I have studied together, he seems to me a
+sufficiently serious and intelligent young man.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t regard him as intrinsically dangerous, but on the
+other hand he offers absolutely no guarantees.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve
+no means whatever of ascertaining his pecuniary situation.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a vagueness on these points which is extremely
+embarrassing, and it never occurs to young men to offer you a
+reference.&nbsp; In Geneva I shouldn&rsquo;t be at a loss; I
+should come to you, ch&egrave;re Madame, with my little inquiry,
+and what you shouldn&rsquo;t be able to tell me wouldn&rsquo;t be
+worth my knowing.&nbsp; But no one in New York can give me the
+smallest information <a name="page495"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 495</span>about the &eacute;tat de fortune of
+Mr. Louis Leverett.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true that he&rsquo;s a
+native of Boston, where most of his friends reside; I
+can&rsquo;t, however, go to the expense of a journey to Boston
+simply to learn perhaps that Mr. Leverett (the young Louis) has
+an income of five thousand francs.&nbsp; As I say indeed, he
+doesn&rsquo;t strike me as dangerous.&nbsp; When Aurora comes
+back to me after having passed an hour with him she says he has
+described to her his emotions on visiting the home of Shelley or
+discussed some of the differences between the Boston temperament
+and that of the Italians of the Renaissance.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll
+not enter into these rapprochements, and I can&rsquo;t blame
+you.&nbsp; But you won&rsquo;t betray me, ch&egrave;re
+Madame?</p>
+<h3><a name="page496"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+496</span>III<br />
+FROM MISS STURDY AT NEWPORT TO MRS. DRAPER AT OUCHY</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 1880.</p>
+<p>I promised to tell you how I like it, but the truth is
+I&rsquo;ve gone to and fro so often that I&rsquo;ve ceased to
+like and dislike.&nbsp; Nothing strikes me as unexpected; I
+expect everything in its order.&nbsp; Then too, you know,
+I&rsquo;m not a critic; I&rsquo;ve no talent for keen analysis,
+as the magazines say; I don&rsquo;t go into the reasons of
+things.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true I&rsquo;ve been for a longer time
+than usual on the wrong side of the water, and I admit that I
+feel a little out of training for American life.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;re breaking me in very fast, however.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t mean that they bully me&mdash;I absolutely decline to
+be bullied.&nbsp; I say what I think, because I believe
+I&rsquo;ve on the whole the advantage of knowing what I
+think&mdash;when I think anything; which is half the
+battle.&nbsp; Sometimes indeed I think nothing at all.&nbsp; They
+don&rsquo;t like that over here; they like you to have
+impressions.&nbsp; That they like these impressions to be
+favourable appears to me perfectly natural; I don&rsquo;t make a
+crime to them of this; it seems to me on the contrary a very
+amiable point.&nbsp; When individuals betray it we call them
+sympathetic; I don&rsquo;t see why we shouldn&rsquo;t give
+nations the same benefit.&nbsp; But there are things I
+haven&rsquo;t the least desire to have an opinion about.&nbsp;
+The privilege <a name="page497"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+497</span>of indifference is the dearest we possess, and I hold
+that intelligent people are known by the way they exercise
+it.&nbsp; Life is full of rubbish, and we have at least our share
+of it over here.&nbsp; When you wake up in the morning you find
+that during the night a cartload has been deposited in your front
+garden.&nbsp; I decline, however, to have any of it in my
+premises; there are thousands of things I want to know nothing
+about.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve outlived the necessity of being
+hypocritical; I&rsquo;ve nothing to gain and everything to
+lose.&nbsp; When one&rsquo;s fifty years old&mdash;single stout
+and red in the face&mdash;one has outlived a good many
+necessities.&nbsp; They tell me over here that my increase of
+weight&rsquo;s extremely marked, and though they don&rsquo;t tell
+me I&rsquo;m coarse I feel they think me so.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+very little coarseness here&mdash;not quite enough, I
+think&mdash;though there&rsquo;s plenty of vulgarity, which is a
+very different thing.&nbsp; On the whole the country becomes much
+more agreeable.&nbsp; It isn&rsquo;t that the people are
+charming, for that they always were (the best of them, I
+mean&mdash;it isn&rsquo;t true of the others), but that places
+and things as well recognise the possibility of pleasing.&nbsp;
+The houses are extremely good and look extraordinarily fresh and
+clean.&nbsp; Many European interiors seem in comparison musty and
+gritty.&nbsp; We have a great deal of taste; I shouldn&rsquo;t
+wonder if we should end by inventing something pretty; we only
+need a little time.&nbsp; Of course as yet it&rsquo;s all
+imitation, except, by the way, these delicious piazzas.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m sitting on one now; I&rsquo;m writing to you with my
+portfolio on my knees.&nbsp; This broad light <i>loggia</i>
+surrounds the house with a movement as free as the expanded wings
+of a bird, and the wandering airs come up from the deep sea,
+which murmurs on the rocks at the end of the lawn.</p>
+<p>Newport&rsquo;s more charming even than you remember it; like
+everything else over here it has improved.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very
+exquisite to-day; it&rsquo;s indeed, I think, in all <a
+name="page498"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 498</span>the world
+the only exquisite watering-place, for I detest the whole
+genus.&nbsp; The crowd has left it now, which makes it all the
+better, though plenty of talkers remain in these large light
+luxurious houses which are planted with a kind of Dutch
+definiteness all over the green carpet of the cliff.&nbsp; This
+carpet&rsquo;s very neatly laid and wonderfully well swept, and
+the sea, just at hand, is capable of prodigies of blue.&nbsp;
+Here and there a pretty woman strolls over one of the lawns,
+which all touch each other, you know, without hedges or fences;
+the light looks intense as it plays on her brilliant dress; her
+large parasol shines like a silver dome.&nbsp; The long lines of
+the far shores are soft and pure, though they are places one
+hasn&rsquo;t the least desire to visit.&nbsp; Altogether the
+effect&rsquo;s very delicate, and anything that&rsquo;s delicate
+counts immensely over here; for delicacy, I think, is as rare as
+coarseness.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m talking to you of the sea, however,
+without having told you a word of my voyage.&nbsp; It was very
+comfortable and amusing; I should like to take another next
+month.&nbsp; You know I&rsquo;m almost offensively well at
+sea&mdash;I breast the weather and brave the storm.&nbsp; We had
+no storm fortunately, and I had brought with me a supply of light
+literature; so I passed nine days on deck in my sea-chair with my
+heels up&mdash;passed them reading Tauchnitz novels.&nbsp; There
+was a great lot of people, but no one in particular save some
+fifty American girls.&nbsp; You know all about the American girl,
+however, having been one yourself.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re on the
+whole very nice, but fifty&rsquo;s too many; there are always too
+many.&nbsp; There was an inquiring Briton, a radical M.P., by
+name Mr. Antrobus, who entertained me as much as any one
+else.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s an excellent man; I even asked him to come
+down here and spend a couple of days.&nbsp; He looked rather
+frightened till I told him he shouldn&rsquo;t be alone with me,
+that the house was my brother&rsquo;s and that I gave the
+invitation in his name.&nbsp; <a name="page499"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 499</span>He came a week ago; he goes
+everywhere; we&rsquo;ve heard of him in a dozen places.&nbsp; The
+English are strangely simple, or at least they seem so over
+here.&nbsp; Their old measurements and comparisons desert them;
+they don&rsquo;t know whether it&rsquo;s all a joke or whether
+it&rsquo;s too serious by half.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re quicker than
+they, though we talk so much more slowly.&nbsp; We think fast,
+and yet we talk as deliberately as if we were speaking a foreign
+language.&nbsp; They toss off their sentences with an air of easy
+familiarity with the tongue, and yet they misunderstand
+two-thirds of what people say to them.&nbsp; Perhaps after all it
+is only <i>our</i> thoughts they think slowly; they think their
+own often to a lively tune enough.</p>
+<p>Mr. Antrobus arrived here in any case at eight o&rsquo;clock
+in the morning; I don&rsquo;t know how he managed it; it appears
+to be his favourite hour; wherever we&rsquo;ve heard of him he
+has come in with the dawn.&nbsp; In England he would arrive at
+5.30 <span class="smcap">p.m.</span>&nbsp; He asks innumerable
+questions, but they&rsquo;re easy to answer, for he has a sweet
+credulity.&nbsp; He made me rather ashamed; he&rsquo;s a better
+American than so many of us; he takes us more seriously than we
+take ourselves.&nbsp; He seems to think we&rsquo;ve an oligarchy
+of wealth growing up which he advised me to be on my guard
+against.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know exactly what I can do, but I
+promised him to look out.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s fearfully energetic;
+the energy of the people here is nothing to that of the inquiring
+Briton.&nbsp; If we should devote half the zeal to building up
+our institutions that they devote to obtaining information about
+them we should have a very satisfactory country.&nbsp; Mr.
+Antrobus seemed to think very well of us&mdash;which surprised me
+on the whole, since, say what one will, it&rsquo;s far from being
+so agreeable as England.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very horrid that this
+should be; and it&rsquo;s delightful, when one thinks of it, that
+some things in England are after all so hateful.&nbsp; <a
+name="page500"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 500</span>At the same
+time Mr. Antrobus appeared to be a good deal preoccupied with our
+dangers.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t understand quite what they are; they
+seem to me so few on a Newport piazza this bright still
+day.&nbsp; Yet alas what one sees on a Newport piazza isn&rsquo;t
+America; it&rsquo;s only the back of Europe.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+mean to say I haven&rsquo;t noticed any dangers since my return;
+there are two or three that seem to me very serious, but they
+aren&rsquo;t those Mr. Antrobus apprehends.&nbsp; One, for
+instance, is that we shall cease to speak the English language,
+which I prefer so to any other.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s less and less
+spoken; American&rsquo;s crowding it out.&nbsp; All the children
+speak American, which as a child&rsquo;s language is dreadfully
+rough.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s exclusively in use in the schools; all
+the magazines and newspapers are in American.&nbsp; Of course a
+people of fifty millions who have invented a new civilisation
+have a right to a language of their own; that&rsquo;s what they
+tell me, and I can&rsquo;t quarrel with it.&nbsp; But I wish they
+had made it as pretty as the mother-tongue, from which, when
+all&rsquo;s said, it&rsquo;s more or less derived.&nbsp; We ought
+to have invented something as noble as our country.&nbsp; They
+tell me it&rsquo;s more expressive, and yet some admirable things
+have been said in the Queen&rsquo;s English.&nbsp; There can be
+no question of the Queen over here of course, and American no
+doubt is the music of the future.&nbsp; Poor dear future, how
+&ldquo;expressive&rdquo; you&rsquo;ll be!&nbsp; For women and
+children, as I say, it strikes one as very rough; and, moreover,
+they don&rsquo;t speak it well, their own though it be.&nbsp; My
+small nephews, when I first came home, hadn&rsquo;t gone back to
+school, and it distressed me to see that, though they&rsquo;re
+charming children, they had the vocal inflexions of little
+news-boys.&nbsp; My niece is sixteen years old; she has the
+sweetest nature possible; she&rsquo;s extremely well-bred and is
+dressed to perfection.&nbsp; She chatters from morning till
+night; but its helplessness breaks my heart.&nbsp; These little
+persons are in the <a name="page501"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+501</span>opposite case from so many English girls who know how
+to speak but don&rsquo;t know how to talk.&nbsp; My niece knows
+how to talk but doesn&rsquo;t know how to speak.</p>
+<p>If I allude to the young people, that&rsquo;s our other
+danger; the young people are eating us up&mdash;there&rsquo;s
+nothing in America but the young people.&nbsp; The
+country&rsquo;s made for the rising generation; life&rsquo;s
+arranged for them; they&rsquo;re the destruction of
+society.&nbsp; People talk of them, consider them, defer to them,
+bow down to them.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re always present, and
+whenever they&rsquo;re present nothing else of the smallest
+interest is.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re often very pretty, and
+physically are wonderfully looked after; they&rsquo;re scoured
+and brushed, they wear hygienic clothes, they go every week to
+the dentist&rsquo;s.&nbsp; But the little boys kick your shins
+and the little girls offer to slap your face.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+an immense literature entirely addressed to them in which the
+kicking of shins and the slapping of faces carries the day.&nbsp;
+As a woman of fifty I protest, I insist on being judged by my
+peers.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s too late, however, for several millions
+of little feet are actively engaged in stamping out conversation,
+and I don&rsquo;t see how they can long fail to keep it
+under.&nbsp; The future&rsquo;s theirs; adult forms will
+evidently be at an increasing discount.&nbsp; Longfellow wrote a
+charming little poem called &ldquo;The Children&rsquo;s
+Hour,&rdquo; but he ought to have called it &ldquo;The
+Children&rsquo;s Century.&rdquo;&nbsp; And by children I
+naturally don&rsquo;t mean simple infants; I mean everything of
+less than twenty.&nbsp; The social importance of the young
+American increases steadily up to that age and then suddenly
+stops.&nbsp; The little girls of course are more important than
+the lads, but the lads are very important too.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+struck with the way they&rsquo;re known and talked about;
+they&rsquo;re small celebrities; they have reputations and
+pretensions; they&rsquo;re taken very seriously.&nbsp; As for the
+little girls, as I just said, they&rsquo;re ever so much too
+many.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll say perhaps that my fifty <a
+name="page502"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 502</span>years and
+my red face are jealous of them.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t think so,
+because I don&rsquo;t suffer; my red face doesn&rsquo;t frighten
+people away, and I always find plenty of talkers.&nbsp; The young
+things themselves, I believe, like me very much, and I delight in
+the young things.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re often very pretty; not so
+pretty as people say in the magazines, but pretty enough.&nbsp;
+The magazines rather overdo that; they make a mistake.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve seen no great beauties, but the level of prettiness is
+high, and occasionally one sees a woman completely
+handsome.&nbsp; (As a general thing, a pretty person here means a
+person with a pretty face.&nbsp; The figure&rsquo;s rarely
+mentioned, though there are several good ones.)&nbsp; The level
+of prettiness is high, but the level of conversation is low;
+that&rsquo;s one of the signs of its being a young ladies&rsquo;
+country.&nbsp; There are a good many things young ladies
+can&rsquo;t talk about, but think of all the things they can when
+they are as clever as most of these.&nbsp; Perhaps one ought to
+content one&rsquo;s self with that measure, but it&rsquo;s
+difficult if one has lived long by a larger one.&nbsp; This
+one&rsquo;s decidedly narrow&mdash;I stretch it sometimes till it
+cracks.&nbsp; Then it is they call me coarse, which I undoubtedly
+am, thank goodness.</p>
+<p>What it comes to, obviously, is that people&rsquo;s talk is
+much less conveniently free than in Europe; I&rsquo;m struck with
+that wherever I go.&nbsp; There are certain things that are never
+said at all, certain allusions that are never made.&nbsp; There
+are no light stories, no propos risqu&eacute;s.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know exactly what people find to bite into, for the
+supply of scandal&rsquo;s small and it&rsquo;s little more than
+twaddle at that.&nbsp; They don&rsquo;t seem, however, to lack
+topics.&nbsp; The little girls are always there; they keep the
+gates of conversation; very little passes that&rsquo;s not
+innocent.&nbsp; I find we do very well without wickedness, and
+for myself, as I take my ease, I don&rsquo;t miss my
+liberties.&nbsp; You remember what I thought of the tone of your
+table in Florence last year, and how <a name="page503"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 503</span>surprised you were when I asked you
+why you allowed such things.&nbsp; You said they were like the
+courses of the seasons; one couldn&rsquo;t prevent them; also
+that to change the tone of your table you&rsquo;d have to change
+so many other things.&nbsp; Of course in your house one never saw
+a little girl; I was the only spinster and no one was afraid of
+me.&nbsp; Likewise if talk&rsquo;s more innocent in this country
+manners are so to begin with.&nbsp; The liberty of the young
+people is the strongest proof of it.&nbsp; The little girls are
+let loose in the world, and the world gets more good of it than
+ces demoiselles get harm.&nbsp; In your world&mdash;pardon me,
+but you know what I mean&mdash;this wouldn&rsquo;t do at
+all.&nbsp; Your world&rsquo;s a sad affair&mdash;the young ladies
+would encounter all sorts of horrors.&nbsp; Over here,
+considering the way they knock about, they remain wonderfully
+simple, and the reason is that society protects them instead of
+setting them traps.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s almost no gallantry as
+you understand it; the flirtations are child&rsquo;s play.&nbsp;
+People have no time for making love; the men in particular are
+extremely busy.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m told that sort of thing consumes
+hours; I&rsquo;ve never had any time for it myself.&nbsp; If the
+leisure class should increase here considerably there may
+possibly be a change; but I doubt it, for the women seem to me in
+all essentials exceedingly reserved.&nbsp; Great superficial
+frankness, but an extreme dread of complications.&nbsp; The men
+strike me as very good fellows.&nbsp; I find them at bottom
+better than the women, who if not inveterately hard haven&rsquo;t
+at least the European, the (as I heard some one once call it)
+chemical softness.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re not so nice to the men as
+the men are to them; I mean of course in proportion, you
+know.&nbsp; But women aren&rsquo;t so nice as men
+&ldquo;anyway,&rdquo; as they say here.</p>
+<p>The men at any rate are professional, commercial; there are
+very few gentlemen pure and simple.&nbsp; This personage needs to
+be very well done, however, to be <a name="page504"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 504</span>of great utility; and I suppose you
+won&rsquo;t pretend he&rsquo;s always well done in your
+countries.&nbsp; When he&rsquo;s not, the less of him the
+better.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very much the same indeed with the
+system on which the female young are brought up.&nbsp; (You see I
+have to come back to the female young.)&nbsp; When it succeeds
+they&rsquo;re the most charming creatures possible; when it
+doesn&rsquo;t the failure&rsquo;s disastrous.&nbsp; If a
+girl&rsquo;s a very nice girl the American method brings her to
+great completeness&mdash;makes all her graces flower; but if she
+isn&rsquo;t nice it plays the devil with any possible compromise
+or <i>biais</i> in the interest of social convenience.&nbsp; In a
+word the American girl&rsquo;s rarely negative, and when she
+isn&rsquo;t a great success she&rsquo;s a great warning.&nbsp; In
+nineteen cases out of twenty, among the people who know how to
+live&mdash;I won&rsquo;t say what <i>their</i> proportion
+is&mdash;the results are highly satisfactory.&nbsp; The girls
+aren&rsquo;t shy, but I don&rsquo;t know why they should be, for
+there&rsquo;s really nothing here to be afraid of.&nbsp; Manners
+are very gentle, very humane; the democratic system deprives
+people of weapons that every one doesn&rsquo;t equally
+possess.&nbsp; No one&rsquo;s formidable; no one&rsquo;s on
+stilts; no one has great pretensions or any recognised right to
+be arrogant.&nbsp; I think there&rsquo;s not much wickedness, and
+there&rsquo;s certainly less human or social cruelty&mdash;less
+than in &ldquo;good&rdquo; (that is in more amusing)
+society.&nbsp; Every one can sit&mdash;no one&rsquo;s kept
+standing.&nbsp; One&rsquo;s much less liable to be snubbed, which
+you will say is a pity.&nbsp; I think it is&mdash;to a certain
+extent; but on the other hand folly&rsquo;s less fatuous in form
+than in your countries; and as people generally have fewer
+revenges to take there&rsquo;s less need of their being squashed
+in advance.&nbsp; The general good nature, the social equality,
+deprive them of triumphs on the one hand and of grievances on the
+other.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s extremely little impertinence,
+there&rsquo;s almost none.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll say I&rsquo;m
+describing a terrible world, a world without great <a
+name="page505"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 505</span>figures or
+great social prizes.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve hit it, my
+dear&mdash;there are no great figures.&nbsp; (The great prize of
+course in Europe is the opportunity to <i>be</i> a great
+figure.)&nbsp; You&rsquo;d miss these things a good
+deal&mdash;you who delight to recognise greatness; and my advice
+to you therefore is never to come back.&nbsp; You&rsquo;d miss
+the small people even more than the great; every one&rsquo;s
+middle-sized, and you can never have that momentary sense of
+profiting by the elevation of your class which is so agreeable in
+Europe.&nbsp; I needn&rsquo;t add that you don&rsquo;t, either,
+languish with its depression.&nbsp; There are at all events no
+brilliant types&mdash;the most important people seem to lack
+dignity.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re very bourgeois; they make little
+jokes; on occasion they make puns; they&rsquo;ve no form;
+they&rsquo;re too good-natured.&nbsp; The men have no style; the
+women, who are fidgety and talk too much, have it only in their
+tournures, where they have it superabundantly.</p>
+<p>Well, I console myself&mdash;since consolation is
+needed&mdash;with the greater bonhomie.&nbsp; Have you ever
+arrived at an English country-house in the dusk of a
+winter&rsquo;s day?&nbsp; Have you ever made a call in London
+when you knew nobody but the hostess?&nbsp; People here are more
+expressive, more demonstrative; and it&rsquo;s a pleasure, when
+one comes back&mdash;if one happens, like me, to be no one in
+particular&mdash;to feel one&rsquo;s merely personal and
+unclassified value rise.&nbsp; They attend to you more; they have
+you on their mind; they talk to you; they listen to you.&nbsp;
+That is the men do; the women listen very little&mdash;not
+enough.&nbsp; They interrupt, they prattle, one feels their
+presence too much as importunate and untrained sound.&nbsp; I
+imagine this is partly because their wits are quick and they
+think of a good many things to say; not indeed that they always
+say such wonders!&nbsp; Perfect repose, after all, is not
+<i>all</i> self-control; it&rsquo;s also partly stupidity.&nbsp;
+American women, however, make too many <a
+name="page506"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 506</span>vague
+exclamations&mdash;say too many indefinite things, have in short
+still a great deal of nature.&nbsp; The American order or climate
+or whatever gives them a nature they <i>can</i> let loose.&nbsp;
+Europe has to protect itself with more art.&nbsp; On the whole I
+find very little affectation, though we shall probably have more
+as we improve.&nbsp; As yet people haven&rsquo;t the assurance
+that carries those things off; they know too much about each
+other.&nbsp; The trouble is that over here we&rsquo;ve all been
+brought up together.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll think this a picture of a
+dreadfully insipid society; but I hasten to add that it&rsquo;s
+not all so tame as that.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been speaking of the
+people that one meets socially, and these&rsquo;re the smallest
+part of American life.&nbsp; The others&mdash;those one meets on
+a basis of mere convenience&mdash;are much more exciting; they
+keep one&rsquo;s temper in healthy exercise.&nbsp; I mean the
+people in the shops and on the railroads; the servants, the
+hack-men, the labourers, the conductors; every one of whom you
+buy anything or have occasion to make an inquiry.&nbsp; With them
+you need all your best manners, for you must always have enough
+for two.&nbsp; If you think we&rsquo;re <i>too</i> democratic
+taste a little of American life in these walks and you&rsquo;ll
+be reassured.&nbsp; This is the region of inequality, and
+you&rsquo;ll find plenty of people to make your curtsey to.&nbsp;
+You see it from below&mdash;the weight of inequality&rsquo;s on
+your own back.&nbsp; You asked me to tell you about prices.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;re unspeakable.</p>
+<h3><a name="page507"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+507</span>IV<br />
+FROM THE RIGHT HON. EDWARD ANTROBUS, M.P., IN BOSTON TO THE
+HONOURABLE MRS. ANTROBUS</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>November</i> 1880.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Susan</span>,</p>
+<p>I sent you a post-card on the 13th and a native newspaper
+yesterday; I really have had no time to write.&nbsp; I sent you
+the newspaper partly because it contained a
+report&mdash;extremely incorrect&mdash;of some remarks I made at
+the meeting of the Association of the Teachers of New England;
+partly because it&rsquo;s so curious that I thought it would
+interest you and the children.&nbsp; I cut out some portions I
+didn&rsquo;t think it well the children should go into&mdash;the
+passages remaining contain the most striking features.&nbsp;
+Please point out to the children the peculiar orthography, which
+probably will be adopted in England by the time they are grown
+up; the amusing oddities of expression and the like.&nbsp; Some
+of them are intentional; you&rsquo;ll have heard of the
+celebrated American humour&mdash;remind me, by the way, on my
+return to Thistleton, to give you a few of the examples of it
+that my own experience supplies.&nbsp; Certain other of the
+journalistic eccentricities I speak of are unconscious and are
+perhaps on that account the more diverting.&nbsp; Point out to
+the children the difference&mdash;in so far as you&rsquo;re sure
+that you yourself perceive it.&nbsp; You <a
+name="page508"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 508</span>must excuse
+me if these lines are not very legible; I&rsquo;m writing them by
+the light of a railway lamp which rattles above my left ear; it
+being only at odd moments that I can find time to extend my
+personal researches.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll say this is a very odd
+moment indeed when I tell you I&rsquo;m in bed in a
+sleeping-car.&nbsp; I occupy the upper berth (I will explain to
+you the arrangement when I return) while the lower forms the
+couch&mdash;the jolts are fearful&mdash;of an unknown
+female.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll be very anxious for my explanation,
+but I assure you that the circumstance I mention is the custom of
+the country.&nbsp; I myself am assured that a lady may travel in
+this manner all over the Union (the Union of States) without a
+loss of consideration.&nbsp; In case of her occupying the upper
+berth I presume it would be different, but I must make inquiries
+on this point.&nbsp; Whether it be the fact that a mysterious
+being of another sex has retired to rest behind the same
+curtains, or whether it be the swing of the train, which rushes
+through the air with very much the same movement as the tail of a
+kite, the situation is at the best so anomalous that I&rsquo;m
+unable to sleep.&nbsp; A ventilator&rsquo;s open just over my
+head, and a lively draught, mingled with a drizzle of cinders,
+pours in through this dubious advantage.&nbsp; (I will describe
+to you its mechanism on my return.)&nbsp; If I had occupied the
+lower berth I should have had a whole window to myself, and by
+drawing back the blind&mdash;a safe proceeding at the dead of
+night&mdash;I should have been able, by the light of an
+extraordinary brilliant moon, to see a little better what I
+write.&nbsp; The question occurs to me, however, would the lady
+below me in that case have ascended to the upper berth?&nbsp;
+(You know my old taste for hypothetic questions.)&nbsp; I incline
+to think (from what I have seen) that she would simply have
+requested me to evacuate my own couch.&nbsp; (The ladies in this
+country ask for anything they want.)&nbsp; In this case, I <a
+name="page509"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 509</span>suppose, I
+should have had an extensive view of the country, which, from
+what I saw of it before I turned in (while the sharer of my
+privacy was going to bed) offered a rather ragged expanse dotted
+with little white wooden houses that resembled in the moonshine
+large pasteboard boxes.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been unable to ascertain
+as precisely as I should wish by whom these modest residences are
+occupied; for they are too small to be the homes of country
+gentlemen, there&rsquo;s no peasantry here, and (in New England,
+for all the corn comes from the far West) there are no yeomen nor
+farmers.&nbsp; The information one receives in this country is
+apt to be rather conflicting, but I&rsquo;m determined to sift
+the mystery to the bottom.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve already noted down a multitude of facts bearing on
+the points that interest me most&mdash;the operation of the
+school-boards, the co-education of the sexes, the elevation of
+the tone of the lower classes, the participation of the latter in
+political life.&nbsp; Political life indeed is almost wholly
+confined to the lower middle class and the upper section of the
+lower class.&nbsp; In fact in some of the large towns the lowest
+order of all participates considerably&mdash;a very interesting
+phase, to which I shall give more attention.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+very gratifying to see the taste for public affairs pervading so
+many social strata, but the indifference of the gentry is a fact
+not to be lightly considered.&nbsp; It may be objected perhaps
+that there are no gentry; and it&rsquo;s very true that
+I&rsquo;ve not yet encountered a character of the type of Lord
+Bottomley&mdash;a type which I&rsquo;m free to confess I should
+be sorry to see disappear from our English system, if system it
+may be called where so much is the growth of blind and incoherent
+forces.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s nevertheless obvious that an idle and
+luxurious class exists in this country and that it&rsquo;s less
+exempt than in our own from the reproach of preferring inglorious
+ease to the furtherance of liberal ideas.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+rapidly <a name="page510"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+510</span>increasing, and I&rsquo;m not sure that the indefinite
+growth of the dilettante spirit, in connexion with large and
+lavishly-expended wealth, is an unmixed good even in a society in
+which freedom of development has obtained so many interesting
+triumphs.&nbsp; The fact that this body is not represented in the
+governing class is perhaps as much the result of the jealousy
+with which it is viewed by the more earnest workers as of its own
+(I dare not perhaps apply a harsher term than) levity.&nbsp; Such
+at least is the impression made on me in the Middle States and in
+New England; in the South-west, the North-west and the far West
+it will doubtless be liable to correction.&nbsp; These divisions
+are probably new to you; but they are the general denomination of
+large and flourishing communities, with which I hope to make
+myself at least superficially acquainted.&nbsp; The fatigue of
+traversing, as I habitually do, three or four hundred miles at a
+bound, is of course considerable; but there is usually much to
+feed the mind by the way.&nbsp; The conductors of the trains,
+with whom I freely converse, are often men of vigorous and
+original views and even of some social eminence.&nbsp; One of
+them a few days ago gave me a letter of introduction to his
+brother-in-law, who&rsquo;s president of a Western
+University.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t have any fear therefore that
+I&rsquo;m not in the best society!</p>
+<p>The arrangements for travelling are as a general thing
+extremely ingenious, as you will probably have inferred from what
+I told you above; but it must at the same time be conceded that
+some of them are more ingenious than happy.&nbsp; Some of the
+facilities with regard to luggage, the transmission of parcels
+and the like are doubtless very useful when thoroughly mastered,
+but I&rsquo;ve not yet succeeded in availing myself of them
+without disaster.&nbsp; There are on the other hand no cabs and
+no porters, and I&rsquo;ve calculated that I&rsquo;ve myself
+carried my <i>impedimenta</i>&mdash;which, you know, <a
+name="page511"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 511</span>are
+somewhat numerous, and from which I can&rsquo;t bear to be
+separated&mdash;some seventy or eighty miles.&nbsp; I have
+sometimes thought it was a great mistake not to bring
+Plummeridge&mdash;he would have been useful on such
+occasions.&nbsp; On the other hand the startling question would
+have presented itself of who would have carried
+Plummeridge&rsquo;s portmanteau?&nbsp; He would have been useful
+indeed for brushing and packing my clothes and getting me my tub;
+I travel with a large tin one&mdash;there are none to be obtained
+at the inns&mdash;and the transport of this receptacle often
+presents the most insoluble difficulties.&nbsp; It is often too
+an object of considerable embarrassment in arriving at private
+houses, where the servants have less reserve of manner than in
+England; and to tell you the truth I&rsquo;m by no means certain
+at the present moment that the tub has been placed in the train
+with me.&nbsp; &ldquo;On board&rdquo; the train is the
+consecrated phrase here; it&rsquo;s an allusion to the tossing
+and pitching of the concatenation of cars, so similar to that of
+a vessel in a storm.&nbsp; As I was about to inquire, however,
+Who would get Plummeridge <i>his</i> tub and attend to his little
+comforts?&nbsp; We couldn&rsquo;t very well make our appearance,
+on arriving for a visit, with <i>two</i> of the utensils
+I&rsquo;ve named; even if as regards a single one I have had the
+courage, as I may say, of a lifelong habit.&nbsp; It would hardly
+be expected that we should both use the same; though there have
+been occasions in my travels as to which I see no way of blinking
+the fact that Plummeridge would have had to sit down to dinner
+with me.&nbsp; Such a contingency would completely have unnerved
+him, so that on the whole it was doubtless the wiser part to
+leave him respectfully touching his hat on the tender in the
+Mersey.&nbsp; No one touches his hat over here, and, deem this
+who will the sign of a more advanced social order, I confess that
+when I see poor Plummeridge again that familiar little
+gesture&mdash;familiar I <a name="page512"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 512</span>mean only in the sense of
+one&rsquo;s immemorial acquaintance with it&mdash;will give me a
+measurable satisfaction.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll see from what I tell
+you that democracy is not a mere word in this country, and I
+could give you many more instances of its universal reign.&nbsp;
+This, however, is what we come here to look at and, in so far as
+there appears proper occasion, to admire; though I&rsquo;m by no
+means sure that we can hope to establish within an appreciable
+time a corresponding change in the somewhat rigid fabric of
+English manners.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m not even inclined to believe
+such a change desirable; you know this is one of the points on
+which I don&rsquo;t as yet see my way to going so far as Lord
+B.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve always held that there&rsquo;s a certain
+social ideal of inequality as well as of equality, and if
+I&rsquo;ve found the people of this country, as a general thing,
+quite equal to each other, I&rsquo;m not quite ready to go so far
+as to say that, as a whole, they&rsquo;re equal to&mdash;pardon
+that dreadful blot!&nbsp; The movement of the train and the
+precarious nature of the light&mdash;it is close to my nose and
+most offensive&mdash;would, I flatter myself, long since have got
+the better of a less resolute diarist!</p>
+<p>What I was distinctly <i>not</i> prepared for is the very
+considerable body of aristocratic feeling that lurks beneath this
+republican simplicity.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve on several occasions been
+made the confidant of these romantic but delusive vagaries, of
+which the stronghold appears to be the Empire City&mdash;a slang
+name for the rich and predominant, but unprecedentedly
+maladministered and disillusioned New York.&nbsp; I was assured
+in many quarters that this great desperate eternally-swindled
+city at least is ripe, everything else failing, for the
+monarchical experiment or revolution, and that if one of the
+Queen&rsquo;s sons would come over to sound the possibilities he
+would meet with the highest encouragement.&nbsp; This information
+was given me in <a name="page513"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+513</span>strict confidence, with closed doors, as it were; it
+reminded me a good deal of the dreams of the old Jacobites when
+they whispered their messages to the king across the water.&nbsp;
+I doubt, however, whether these less excusable visionaries will
+be able to secure the services of a Pretender, for I fear that in
+such a case he would encounter a still more fatal Culloden.&nbsp;
+I have given a good deal of time, as I told you, to the
+educational system, and have visited no fewer than one hundred
+and forty-three schools and colleges.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+extraordinary the number of persons who are being educated in
+this country; and yet at the same time the tone of the people is
+less scholarly than one might expect.&nbsp; A lady a few days
+since described to me her daughter as being always &ldquo;on the
+go,&rdquo; which I take to be a jocular way of saying that the
+young lady was very fond of paying visits.&nbsp; Another person,
+the wife of a United States Senator, informed me that if I should
+go to Washington in January I should be quite &ldquo;in the
+swim.&rdquo;&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t regard myself as slow to grasp
+new meanings, however whimsical; but in this case the
+lady&rsquo;s explanation made her phrase rather more than less
+ambiguous.&nbsp; To say that I&rsquo;m on the go describes very
+accurately my own situation.&nbsp; I went yesterday to the
+Poganuc High School, to hear fifty-seven boys and girls recite in
+unison a most remarkable ode to the American flag, and shortly
+afterward attended a ladies&rsquo; luncheon at which some eighty
+or ninety of the sex were present.&nbsp; There was only one
+individual in trousers&mdash;his trousers, by the way, though he
+brought several pair, begin to testify to the fury of his
+movements!&nbsp; The men in America absent themselves
+systematically from this meal, at which ladies assemble in large
+numbers to discuss religious, political and social topics.</p>
+<p>Immense female symposia at which every delicacy is provided
+are one of the most striking features of <a
+name="page514"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 514</span>American
+life, and would seem to prove that our sex is scarcely so
+indispensable in the scheme of creation as it sometimes
+supposes.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been admitted on the footing of an
+Englishman&mdash;&ldquo;just to show you some of our bright
+women,&rdquo; the hostess yesterday remarked.&nbsp;
+(&ldquo;Bright&rdquo; here has the meaning of <i>intellectually
+remarkable</i>.)&nbsp; I noted indeed the frequency of the
+predominantly cerebral&mdash;as they call it here
+&ldquo;brainy&rdquo;&mdash;type.&nbsp; These rather oddly
+invidious banquets are organised according to age, for I&rsquo;ve
+also been present as an inquiring stranger at several
+&ldquo;girls&rsquo; lunches,&rdquo; from which married ladies are
+rigidly excluded, but here the fair revellers were equally
+numerous and equally &ldquo;bright.&rdquo;&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a
+good deal I should like to tell you about my study of the
+educational question, but my position&rsquo;s now somewhat
+cramped, and I must dismiss the subject briefly.&nbsp; My leading
+impression is that the children are better educated (in
+proportion of course) than the adults.&nbsp; The position of a
+child is on the whole one of great distinction.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a popular ballad of which the refrain, if I&rsquo;m
+not mistaken, is &ldquo;Make me a child again just for
+to-night!&rdquo; and which seems to express the sentiment of
+regret for lost privileges.&nbsp; At all events they are a
+powerful and independent class, and have organs, of immense
+circulation, in the press.&nbsp; They are often extremely
+&ldquo;bright.&rdquo;&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve talked with a great many
+teachers, most of them lady-teachers, as they are here
+called.&nbsp; The phrase doesn&rsquo;t mean teachers of ladies,
+as you might suppose, but applies to the sex of the instructress,
+who often has large classes of young men under her control.&nbsp;
+I was lately introduced to a young woman of twenty-three who
+occupies the chair of Moral Philosophy and Belles-Lettres in a
+Western University and who told me with the utmost frankness that
+she&rsquo;s &ldquo;just adored&rdquo; by the
+undergraduates.&nbsp; This young woman was the daughter of a
+petty trader in one of the <a name="page515"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 515</span>South-western States and had studied
+at Amanda College in Missourah, an institution at which young
+people of the two sexes pursue their education together.&nbsp;
+She was very pretty and modest, and expressed a great desire to
+see something of English country life, in consequence of which I
+made her promise to come down to Thistleton in the event of her
+crossing the Atlantic.&nbsp; She&rsquo;s not the least like
+Gwendolen or Charlotte, and I&rsquo;m not prepared to say how
+they would get on with her; the boys would probably do
+better.&nbsp; Still, I think her acquaintance would be of value
+to dear Miss Gulp, and the two might pass their time very
+pleasantly in the school-room.&nbsp; I grant you freely that
+those I have seen here are much less comfortable than the
+school-room at Thistleton.&nbsp; Has Charlotte, by the way,
+designed any more texts for the walls?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been
+extremely interested in my visit to Philadelphia, where I saw
+several thousand little red houses with white steps, occupied by
+intelligent artisans and arranged (in streets) on the rectangular
+system.&nbsp; Improved cooking-stoves, rosewood pianos, gas and
+hot water, esthetic furniture and complete sets of the British
+Essayists.&nbsp; A tramway through every street; every block of
+exactly equal length; blocks and houses economically lettered and
+numbered.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s absolutely no loss of time and no
+need of looking for, or indeed <i>at</i>, anything.&nbsp; The
+mind always on one&rsquo;s object; it&rsquo;s very
+delightful.</p>
+<h3><a name="page516"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 516</span>V<br
+/>
+FROM LOUIS LEVERETT IN BOSTON TO HARVARD TREMONT IN PARIS</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>November</i> 1880.</p>
+<p>The scales have turned, my sympathetic Harvard, and the beam
+that has lifted you up has dropped me again on this terribly hard
+spot.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m extremely sorry to have missed you in
+London, but I received your little note and took due heed of your
+injunction to let you know how I got on.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t get
+on at all, my dear Harvard&mdash;I&rsquo;m consumed with the love
+of the further shore.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been so long away that
+I&rsquo;ve dropped out of my place in this little Boston world
+and the shallow tides of New England life have closed over
+it.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m a stranger here and find it hard to believe I
+ever was a native.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s very hard, very cold, very
+vacant.&nbsp; I think of your warm rich Paris; I think of the
+Boulevard Saint-Michel on the mild spring evenings; I see the
+little corner by the window (of the Caf&eacute; de la Jeunesse)
+where I used to sit: the doors are open, the soft deep breath of
+the great city comes in.&nbsp; The sense is of a supreme
+splendour and an incomparable arrangement, yet there&rsquo;s a
+kind of tone, of body, in the radiance; the mighty murmur of the
+ripest civilisation in the world comes in; the dear old <i>peuple
+de Paris</i>, the most interesting people in the world, pass
+by.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve a little book in my pocket; it&rsquo;s
+exquisitely printed, a <a name="page517"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 517</span>modern Elzevir.&nbsp; It consists of
+a lyric cry from the heart of young France and is full of the
+sentiment of form.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no form here, dear
+Harvard; I had no idea how little form there is.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know what I shall do; I feel so undraped, so
+uncurtained, so uncushioned; I feel as if I were sitting in the
+centre of a mighty &ldquo;reflector.&rdquo;&nbsp; A terrible
+crude glare is over everything; the earth looks peeled and
+excoriated; the raw heavens seem to bleed with the quick hard
+light.</p>
+<p>I&rsquo;ve not got back my rooms in West Cedar Street;
+they&rsquo;re occupied by a mesmeric healer.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+staying at an hotel and it&rsquo;s all very dreadful.&nbsp;
+Nothing for one&rsquo;s self, nothing for one&rsquo;s preferences
+and habits.&nbsp; No one to receive you when you arrive; you push
+in through a crowd, you edge up to a counter, you write your name
+in a horrible book where every one may come and stare at it and
+finger it.&nbsp; A man behind the counter stares at you in
+silence; his stare seems to say &ldquo;What the devil do
+<i>you</i> want?&rdquo;&nbsp; But after this stare he never looks
+at you again.&nbsp; He tosses down a key at you; he presses a
+bell; a savage Irishman arrives.&nbsp; &ldquo;Take him
+away,&rdquo; he seems to say to the Irishman; but it&rsquo;s all
+done in silence; there&rsquo;s no answer to your own wild
+wail&mdash;&ldquo;What&rsquo;s to be done with me,
+please?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Wait and you&rsquo;ll see&rdquo; the
+awful silence seems to say.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a great crowd
+round you, but there&rsquo;s also a great stillness; every now
+and then you hear some one expectorate.&nbsp; There are a
+thousand people in this huge and hideous structure; they feed
+together in a big white-walled room.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s lighted by
+a thousand gas-jets and heated by cast-iron screens which vomit
+forth torrents of scorching air.&nbsp; The temperature&rsquo;s
+terrible; the atmosphere&rsquo;s more so; the furious light and
+heat seem to intensify the dreadful definiteness.&nbsp; When
+things are so ugly they shouldn&rsquo;t be so definite, and
+they&rsquo;re terribly ugly here.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no mystery
+in the <a name="page518"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+518</span>corners, there&rsquo;s no light and shade in the
+types.&nbsp; The people are haggard and joyless; they look as if
+they had no passions, no tastes, no senses.&nbsp; They sit
+feeding in silence under the dry hard light; occasionally I hear
+the high firm note of a child.&nbsp; The servants are black and
+familiar; their faces shine as they shuffle about; there are blue
+tones in their dark masks.&nbsp; They&rsquo;ve no manners; they
+address but don&rsquo;t answer you; they plant themselves at your
+elbow (it rubs their clothes as you eat) and watch you as if your
+proceedings were strange.&nbsp; They deluge you with iced water;
+it&rsquo;s the only thing they&rsquo;ll bring you; if you look
+round to summon them they&rsquo;ve gone for more.&nbsp; If you
+read the newspaper&mdash;which I don&rsquo;t, gracious heaven, I
+can&rsquo;t!&mdash;they hang over your shoulder and peruse it
+also.&nbsp; I always fold it up and present it to them; the
+newspapers here are indeed for an African taste.</p>
+<p>Then there are long corridors defended by gusts of hot air;
+down the middle swoops a pale little girl on parlour
+skates.&nbsp; &ldquo;Get out of my way!&rdquo; she shrieks as she
+passes; she has ribbons in her hair and frills on her dress; she
+makes the tour of the immense hotel.&nbsp; I think of Puck, who
+put a girdle round the earth in forty minutes, and wonder what
+<i>he</i> said as he flitted by.&nbsp; A black waiter marches
+past me bearing a tray that he thrusts into my spine as he
+goes.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s laden with large white jugs; they tinkle
+as he moves, and I recognise the unconsoling fluid.&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;re dying of iced water, of hot air, of flaring
+gas.&nbsp; I sit in my room thinking of these things&mdash;this
+room of mine which is a chamber of pain.&nbsp; The walls are
+white and bare, they shine in the rays of a horrible chandelier
+of imitation bronze which depends from the middle of the
+ceiling.&nbsp; It flings a patch of shadow on a small table
+covered with white marble, of which the genial surface supports
+at the present moment the sheet of paper I thus employ for you;
+and when I go to bed (I like to read in <a
+name="page519"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 519</span>bed,
+Harvard) it becomes an object of mockery and torment.&nbsp; It
+dangles at inaccessible heights; it stares me in the face; it
+flings the light on the covers of my book but not upon the
+page&mdash;the little French Elzevir I love so well.&nbsp; I rise
+and put out the gas&mdash;when my room becomes even lighter than
+before.&nbsp; Then a crude illumination from the hall, from the
+neighbouring room, pours through the glass openings that surmount
+the two doors of my apartment.&nbsp; It covers my bed, where I
+toss and groan; it beats in through my closed lids; it&rsquo;s
+accompanied by the most vulgar, though the most human,
+sounds.&nbsp; I spring up to call for some help, some remedy; but
+there&rsquo;s no bell and I feel desolate and weak.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s only a strange orifice in the wall, through which
+the traveller in distress may transmit his appeal.&nbsp; I fill
+it with incoherent sounds, and sounds more incoherent yet come
+back to me.&nbsp; I gather at last their meaning; they appear to
+constitute an awful inquiry.&nbsp; A hollow impersonal voice
+wishes to know what I want, and the very question paralyses
+me.&nbsp; I want everything&mdash;yet I want nothing, nothing
+this hard impersonality can give!&nbsp; I want my little corner
+of Paris; I want the rich, the deep, the dark Old World; I want
+to be out of this horrible place.&nbsp; Yet I can&rsquo;t confide
+all this to that mechanical tube; it would be of no use; a
+barbarous laugh would come up from the office.&nbsp; Fancy
+appealing in these sacred, these intimate moments to an
+&ldquo;office&rdquo;; fancy calling out into indifferent space
+for a candle, for a curtain!&nbsp; I pay incalculable sums in
+this dreadful house, and yet haven&rsquo;t a creature to assist
+me.&nbsp; I fling myself back on my couch and for a long time
+afterwards the orifice in the wall emits strange murmurs and
+rumblings.&nbsp; It seems unsatisfied and indignant and is
+evidently scolding me for my vagueness.&nbsp; My vagueness
+indeed, dear Harvard!&nbsp; I loathe their horrible
+arrangements&mdash;isn&rsquo;t that definite enough?</p>
+<p><a name="page520"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 520</span>You
+asked me to tell you whom I see and what I think of my
+friends.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t very many; I don&rsquo;t feel at
+all <i>en rapport</i>.&nbsp; The people are very good, very
+serious, very devoted to their work; but there&rsquo;s a terrible
+absence of variety of type.&nbsp; Every one&rsquo;s Mr. Jones,
+Mr. Brown, and every one looks like Mr. Jones and Mr.
+Brown.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re thin, they&rsquo;re diluted in the
+great tepid bath of Democracy!&nbsp; They lack completeness of
+identity; they&rsquo;re quite without modelling.&nbsp; No,
+they&rsquo;re not beautiful, my poor Harvard; it must be
+whispered that they&rsquo;re not beautiful.&nbsp; You may say
+that they&rsquo;re as beautiful as the French, as the Germans;
+but I can&rsquo;t agree with you there.&nbsp; The French, the
+Germans, have the greatest beauty of all, the beauty of their
+ugliness&mdash;the beauty of the strange, the grotesque.&nbsp;
+These people are not even ugly&mdash;they&rsquo;re only
+plain.&nbsp; Many of the girls are pretty, but to be only pretty
+is (to my sense) to be plain.&nbsp; Yet I&rsquo;ve had some
+talk.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen a young woman.&nbsp; She was on the
+steamer, and I afterwards saw her in New York&mdash;a mere maiden
+thing, yet a peculiar type, a real personality: a great deal of
+modelling, a great deal of colour, and withal something elusive
+and ambiguous.&nbsp; She was not, however, of this country; she
+was a compound of far-off things.&nbsp; But she was looking for
+something here&mdash;like me.&nbsp; We found each other, and for
+a moment that was enough.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve lost her now;
+I&rsquo;m sorry, because she liked to listen to me.&nbsp; She has
+passed away; I shall not see her again.&nbsp; She liked to listen
+to me; she almost understood.</p>
+<h3><a name="page521"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+521</span>VI<br />
+FROM M. GUSTAVE LEJAUNE OF THE FRENCH ACADEMY IN WASHINGTON TO M.
+ADOLPHE BOUCHE IN PARIS</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>December</i> 1880.</p>
+<p>I give you my little notes; you must make allowances for
+haste, for bad inns, for the perpetual scramble, for
+ill-humour.&nbsp; Everywhere the same impression&mdash;the
+platitude of unbalanced democracy intensified by the platitude of
+the spirit of commerce.&nbsp; Everything on an immense
+scale&mdash;everything illustrated by millions of examples.&nbsp;
+My brother-in-law is always busy; he has appointments,
+inspections, interviews, disputes.&nbsp; The people, it appears,
+are incredibly sharp in conversation, in argument; they wait for
+you in silence at the corner of the road and then suddenly
+discharge their revolver.&nbsp; If you fall they empty your
+pockets; the only chance is to shoot them first.&nbsp; With this
+no amenities, no preliminaries, no manners, no care for the
+appearance.&nbsp; I wander about while my brother&rsquo;s
+occupied; I lounge along the streets; I stop at the corners; I
+look into the shops; <i>je regarde passer les femmes</i>.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s an easy country to see; one sees everything there is;
+the civilisation&rsquo;s skin deep; you don&rsquo;t have to
+dig.&nbsp; This positive practical pushing bourgeoisie is always
+about its business; it lives in the street, in the hotel, in <a
+name="page522"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 522</span>the train;
+one&rsquo;s always in a crowd&mdash;there are seventy-five people
+in the tramway.&nbsp; They sit in your lap; they stand on your
+toes; when they wish to pass they simply push you.&nbsp;
+Everything in silence; they know that silence is golden and
+they&rsquo;ve the worship of gold.&nbsp; When the conductor
+wishes your fare he gives you a poke, very serious, without a
+word.&nbsp; As for the types&mdash;but there&rsquo;s only one,
+they&rsquo;re all variations of the same&mdash;the
+commis-voyageur <i>minus</i> the gaiety.&nbsp; The women are
+often pretty; you meet the young ones in the streets, in the
+trains, in search of a husband.&nbsp; They look at you frankly,
+coldly, judicially, to see if you&rsquo;ll serve; but they
+don&rsquo;t want what you might think (<i>du moines on me
+l&rsquo;assure</i>); they only want the husband.&nbsp; A
+Frenchman may mistake; he needs to be sure he&rsquo;s right, and
+I always make sure.&nbsp; They begin at fifteen; the mother sends
+them out; it lasts all day (with an interval for dinner at a
+pastry-cook&rsquo;s); sometimes it goes on for ten years.&nbsp;
+If they haven&rsquo;t by that time found him they give it up;
+they make place for the <i>cadettes</i>, as the number of women
+is enormous.&nbsp; No salons, no society, no conversation; people
+don&rsquo;t receive at home; the young girls have to look for the
+husband where they can.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s no disgrace not to find
+him&mdash;several have never done so.&nbsp; They continue to go
+about unmarried&mdash;from the force of habit, from the love of
+movement, without hopes, without regrets.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no
+imagination, no sensibility, no desire for the convent.</p>
+<p>We&rsquo;ve made several journeys&mdash;few of less than three
+hundred miles.&nbsp; Enormous trains, enormous <i>wagons</i>,
+with beds and lavatories, with negroes who brush you with a big
+broom, as if they were grooming a horse.&nbsp; A bounding
+movement, a roaring noise, a crowd of people who look horribly
+tired, a boy who passes up and down hurling pamphlets and
+sweetmeats into your face: that&rsquo;s an American
+journey.&nbsp; <a name="page523"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+523</span>There are windows in the <i>wagons</i>&mdash;enormous
+like everything else; but there&rsquo;s nothing to see.&nbsp; The
+country&rsquo;s a void&mdash;no features, no objects, no details,
+nothing to show you that you&rsquo;re in one place more than
+another.&nbsp; <i>Aussi</i> you&rsquo;re not in one place,
+you&rsquo;re everywhere, anywhere; the train goes a hundred miles
+an hour.&nbsp; The cities are all the same; little houses ten
+feet high or else big ones two hundred; tramways,
+telegraph-poles, enormous signs, holes in the pavement, oceans of
+mud, commis-voyageurs, young ladies looking for the
+husband.&nbsp; On the other hand no beggars and no
+<i>cocottes</i>&mdash;none at least that you see.&nbsp; A
+colossal mediocrity, except (my brother-in-law tells me) in the
+machinery, which is magnificent.&nbsp; Naturally no architecture
+(they make houses of wood and of iron), no art, no literature, no
+theatre.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve opened some of the books&mdash;<i>ils
+ne se laissent pas lire</i>.&nbsp; No form, no matter, no style,
+no general ideas: they seem written for children and young
+ladies.&nbsp; The most successful (those that they praise most)
+are the facetious; they sell in thousands of editions.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve looked into some of the most <i>vant&eacute;s</i>; but
+you need to be forewarned to know they&rsquo;re amusing; grins
+through a horse-collar, burlesques of the Bible, <i>des
+plaisanteries de croquemort</i>.&nbsp; They&rsquo;ve a novelist
+with pretensions to literature who writes about the chase for the
+husband and the adventures of the rich Americans in our corrupt
+old Europe, where their primeval candour puts the Europeans to
+shame.&nbsp; <i>C&rsquo;est proprement &eacute;crit</i>, but
+it&rsquo;s terribly pale.&nbsp; What isn&rsquo;t pale is the
+newspapers&mdash;enormous, like everything else (fifty columns of
+advertisements), and full of the <i>comm&eacute;rages</i> of a
+continent.&nbsp; And such a tone, <i>grand Dieu</i>!&nbsp; The
+amenities, the personalities, the recriminations, are like so
+many <i>coups de revolver</i>.&nbsp; Headings six inches tall;
+correspondences from places one never heard of; telegrams from
+Europe about Sarah Bernhardt; little paragraphs <a
+name="page524"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 524</span>about
+nothing at all&mdash;the <i>menu</i> of the neighbour&rsquo;s
+dinner; articles on the European situation <i>&agrave; pouffer de
+rire</i>; all the <i>tripotage</i> of local politics.&nbsp; The
+<i>reportage</i> is incredible; I&rsquo;m chased up and down by
+the interviewers.&nbsp; The matrimonial infelicities of M. and
+Madame X. (they give the name) <i>tout au long</i>, with every
+detail&mdash;not in six lines, discreetly veiled, with an art of
+insinuation, as with us; but with all the facts (or the
+fictions), the letters, the dates, the places, the hours.&nbsp; I
+open a paper at hazard and find <i>au beau milieu</i>, apropos of
+nothing, the announcement: &ldquo;Miss Susan Green has the
+longest nose in Western New York.&rdquo;&nbsp; Miss Susan Green
+(<i>je me renseigne</i>) is a celebrated authoress, and the
+Americans have the reputation of spoiling their women.&nbsp; They
+spoil them <i>&agrave; coups de poing</i>.</p>
+<p>We&rsquo;ve seen few interiors (no one speaks French); but if
+the newspapers give an idea of the domestic <i>m&oelig;urs</i>,
+the <i>m&oelig;urs</i> must be curious.&nbsp; The
+passport&rsquo;s abolished, but they&rsquo;ve printed my
+<i>signalement</i> in these sheets&mdash;perhaps for the young
+ladies who look for the husband.&nbsp; We went one night to the
+theatre; the piece was French (they are the only ones) but the
+acting American&mdash;too American; we came out in the
+middle.&nbsp; The want of taste is incredible.&nbsp; An
+Englishman whom I met tells me that even the language corrupts
+itself from day to day; the Englishman ceases to
+understand.&nbsp; It encourages me to find I&rsquo;m not the only
+one.&nbsp; There are things every day that one can&rsquo;t
+describe.&nbsp; Such is Washington, where we arrived this
+morning, coming from Philadelphia.&nbsp; My brother-in-law wishes
+to see the Bureau of Patents, and on our arrival he went to look
+at his machines while I walked about the streets and visited the
+Capitol!&nbsp; The human machine is what interests me most.&nbsp;
+I don&rsquo;t even care for the political&mdash;for that&rsquo;s
+what they call their Government here, &ldquo;the
+machine.&rdquo;&nbsp; It operates very roughly, and <a
+name="page525"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 525</span>some day
+evidently will explode.&nbsp; It is true that you&rsquo;d never
+suspect they <i>have</i> a government; this is the principal
+seat, but, save for three or four big buildings, most of them
+<i>affreux</i>, it looks like a settlement of negroes.&nbsp; No
+movement, no officials, no authority, no embodiment of the
+State.&nbsp; Enormous streets, <i>comme toujours</i>, lined with
+little red houses where nothing ever passes but the
+tramway.&nbsp; The Capitol&mdash;a vast structure, false classic,
+white marble, iron and stucco, which has <i>assez grand
+air</i>&mdash;must be seen to be appreciated.&nbsp; The goddess
+of liberty on the top, dressed in a bear&rsquo;s skin; their
+liberty over here is the liberty of bears.&nbsp; You go into the
+Capitol as you would into a railway station; you walk about as
+you would in the Palais Royal.&nbsp; No functionaries, no
+door-keepers, no officers, no uniforms, no badges, no
+reservations, no authority&mdash;nothing but a crowd of shabby
+people circulating in a labyrinth of spittoons.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re
+too much governed perhaps in France; but at least we have a
+certain incarnation of the national conscience, of the national
+dignity.&nbsp; The dignity&rsquo;s absent here, and I&rsquo;m
+told the public conscience is an abyss.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;<i>L&rsquo;&eacute;tat c&rsquo;est moi</i>&rdquo;
+even&mdash;I like that better than the spittoons.&nbsp; These
+implements are architectural, monumental; they&rsquo;re the only
+monuments.&nbsp; <i>En somme</i> the country&rsquo;s interesting,
+now that we too have the Republic; it is the biggest
+illustration, the biggest warning.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the last word
+of democracy, and that word is&mdash;platitude.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+very big, very rich, and perfectly ugly.&nbsp; A Frenchman
+couldn&rsquo;t live here; for life with us, after all, at the
+worst, is a sort of appreciation.&nbsp; Here one has nothing to
+appreciate.&nbsp; As for the people, they&rsquo;re the English
+<i>minus</i> the conventions.&nbsp; You can fancy what
+remains.&nbsp; The women, <i>pourtant</i>, are sometimes rather
+well turned.&nbsp; There was one at Philadelphia&mdash;I made her
+acquaintance by accident&mdash;whom it&rsquo;s probable I shall
+see again.&nbsp; <a name="page526"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+526</span>She&rsquo;s not looking for the husband; she has
+already got one.&nbsp; It was at the hotel; I think the husband
+doesn&rsquo;t matter.&nbsp; A Frenchman, as I&rsquo;ve said, may
+mistake, and he needs to be sure he&rsquo;s right.&nbsp;
+<i>Aussi</i> I always make sure!</p>
+<h3><a name="page527"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+527</span>VII<br />
+FROM MARCELLUS COCKEREL IN WASHINGTON TO MRS. COOLER, N&Eacute;E
+COCKEREL, AT OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>October</i> 1880.</p>
+<p>I ought to have written you long before this, for I&rsquo;ve
+had your last excellent letter these four months in my
+hands.&nbsp; The first half of that time I was still in Europe,
+the last I&rsquo;ve spent on my native soil.&nbsp; I think
+accordingly my silence is owing to the fact that over there I was
+too miserable to write and that here I&rsquo;ve been too
+happy.&nbsp; I got back the 1st of September&mdash;you&rsquo;ll
+have seen it in the papers.&nbsp; Delightful country where one
+sees everything in the papers&mdash;the big familiar vulgar
+good-natured delightful papers, none of which has any reputation
+to keep up for anything but getting the news!&nbsp; I really
+think that has had as much to do as anything else with my
+satisfaction at getting home&mdash;the difference in what they
+call the &ldquo;tone of the press.&rdquo;&nbsp; In Europe
+it&rsquo;s too dreary&mdash;the sapience, the solemnity, the
+false respectability, the verbosity, the long disquisitions on
+superannuated subjects.&nbsp; Here the newspapers are like the
+railroad-trains which carry everything that comes to the station
+and have only the religion of punctuality.&nbsp; As a woman,
+however, you probably detest them; you think they&rsquo;re (the
+great word) vulgar.&nbsp; I admitted it just now, and I&rsquo;m
+very happy to have an early opportunity <a
+name="page528"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 528</span>to announce
+to you that that idea has quite ceased to have any terrors for
+me.&nbsp; There are some conceptions to which the female mind can
+never rise.&nbsp; Vulgarity&rsquo;s a stupid superficial
+question-begging accusation, which has become to-day the easiest
+refuge of mediocrity.&nbsp; Better than anything else it saves
+people the trouble of thinking, and anything which does that
+succeeds.&nbsp; You must know that in these last three years in
+Europe I&rsquo;ve become terribly vulgar myself; that&rsquo;s one
+service my travels have rendered me.&nbsp; By three years in
+Europe I mean three years in foreign parts altogether, for I
+spent several months of that time in Japan, India and the rest of
+the East.&nbsp; Do you remember when you bade me good-bye in San
+Francisco the night before I embarked for Yokohama?&nbsp; You
+foretold that I&rsquo;d take such a fancy to foreign life that
+America would never see me more, and that if you should wish to
+see me (an event you were good enough to regard as possible)
+you&rsquo;d have to make a rendezvous in Paris or in Rome.&nbsp;
+I think we made one&mdash;which you never kept; but I shall never
+make another for those cities.&nbsp; It was in Paris, however,
+that I got your letter; I remember the moment as well as if it
+were (to my honour) much more recent.&nbsp; You must know that
+among many places I dislike Paris carries the palm.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m bored to death there; it&rsquo;s the home of every
+humbug.&nbsp; The life is full of that false comfort which is
+worse than discomfort, and the small fat irritable people give me
+the shivers.</p>
+<p>I had been making these reflexions even more devoutly than
+usual one very tiresome evening toward the beginning of last
+summer when, as I re-entered my hotel at ten o&rsquo;clock, the
+little reptile of a portress handed me your gracious lines.&nbsp;
+I was in a villainous humour.&nbsp; I had been having an
+overdressed dinner in a stuffy restaurant and had gone from there
+to a suffocating theatre, where, by way of amusement, I saw <a
+name="page529"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 529</span>a play in
+which blood and lies were the least of the horrors.&nbsp; The
+theatres over there are insupportable; the atmosphere&rsquo;s
+pestilential.&nbsp; People sit with their elbows in your sides;
+they squeeze past you every half hour.&nbsp; It was one of my bad
+moments&mdash;I have a great many in Europe.&nbsp; The
+conventional mechanical play, all in falsetto, which I seemed to
+have seen a thousand times; the horrible faces of the people, the
+pushing bullying <i>ouvreuse</i> with her false politeness and
+her real rapacity, drove me out of the place at the end of an
+hour; and as it was too early to go home, I sat down before a
+caf&eacute; on the Boulevard, where they served me a glass of
+sour watery beer.&nbsp; There on the Boulevard, in the summer
+night, life itself was even uglier than the play, and it
+wouldn&rsquo;t do for me to tell you what I saw.&nbsp; Besides, I
+was sick of the Boulevard, with its eternal grimace and the
+deadly sameness of the <i>article de Paris</i>, which pretends to
+be so various&mdash;the shop-windows a wilderness of rubbish and
+the passers-by a procession of manikins.&nbsp; Suddenly it came
+over me that I was supposed to be amusing myself&mdash;my face
+was a yard long&mdash;and that you probably at that moment were
+saying to your husband: &ldquo;He stays away so long!&nbsp; What
+a good time he must be having!&rdquo;&nbsp; The idea was the
+first thing that had made me smile for a month; I got up and
+walked home, reflecting as I went that I was &ldquo;seeing
+Europe&rdquo; and that after all one <i>must</i> see
+Europe.&nbsp; It was because I had been convinced of this that I
+had come out, and it&rsquo;s because the operation has been
+brought to a close that I&rsquo;ve been so happy for the last
+eight weeks.&nbsp; I was very conscientious about it, and, though
+your letter that night made me abominably homesick, I held out to
+the end, knowing it to be once for all.&nbsp; I shan&rsquo;t
+trouble Europe again; I shall see America for the rest of my
+days.&nbsp; My long delay has had the advantage that now at least
+I can give you my impressions&mdash;I don&rsquo;t mean <a
+name="page530"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 530</span>of Europe;
+impressions of Europe are easy to get&mdash;but of this country
+as it strikes the reinstated exile.&nbsp; Very likely
+you&rsquo;ll think them queer; but keep my letter and twenty
+years hence they&rsquo;ll be quite commonplace.&nbsp; They
+won&rsquo;t even be vulgar.&nbsp; It was very deliberate, my
+going round the world.&nbsp; I knew that one ought to see for
+one&rsquo;s self and that I should have eternity, so to speak, to
+rest.&nbsp; I travelled energetically; I went everywhere and saw
+everything; took as many letters as possible and made as many
+acquaintances.&nbsp; In short I held my nose to the grindstone
+and here I am back.</p>
+<p>Well, the upshot of it all is that I&rsquo;ve got rid of a
+superstition.&nbsp; We have so many that one the
+less&mdash;perhaps the biggest of all&mdash;makes a real
+difference in one&rsquo;s comfort.&nbsp; The one in
+question&mdash;of course you have it&mdash;is that there&rsquo;s
+no salvation but through Europe.&nbsp; Our salvation is here, if
+we have eyes to see it, and the salvation of Europe into the
+bargain; that is if Europe&rsquo;s to be saved, which I rather
+doubt.&nbsp; Of course you&rsquo;ll call me a bird of freedom, a
+vulgar patriot, a waver of the stars and stripes; but I&rsquo;m
+in the delightful position of not minding in the least what any
+one calls me.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t a mission; I don&rsquo;t want
+to preach; I&rsquo;ve simply arrived at a state of mind.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve got Europe off my back.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve no idea how
+it simplifies things and how jolly it makes me feel.&nbsp; Now I
+can live, now I can talk.&nbsp; If we wretched Americans could
+only say once for all &ldquo;Oh Europe be hanged!&rdquo; we
+should attend much better to our proper business.&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;ve simply to mind that business and the rest will look
+after itself.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll probably inquire what it is I
+like better over here, and I&rsquo;ll answer that it&rsquo;s
+simply&mdash;life.&nbsp; Disagreeables for disagreeables I prefer
+our own.&nbsp; The way I&rsquo;ve been bored and bullied in
+foreign parts, and the way I&rsquo;ve had to say I found it
+pleasant!&nbsp; For a good while this appeared to be a sort of <a
+name="page531"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 531</span>congenital
+obligation, but one fine day it occurred to me that there was no
+obligation at all and that it would ease me immensely to admit to
+myself that (for me at least) all those things had no
+importance.&nbsp; I mean the things they rub into you over there;
+the tiresome international topics, the petty politics, the stupid
+social customs, the baby-house scenery.&nbsp; The vastness and
+freshness of this American world, the great scale and great pace
+of our development, the good sense and good nature of the people,
+console me for there being no cathedrals and no Titians.&nbsp; I
+hear nothing about Prince Bismarck and Gambetta, about the
+Emperor William and the Czar of Russia, about Lord Beaconsfield
+and the Prince of Wales.&nbsp; I used to get so tired of their
+Mumbo-Jumbo of a Bismarck, of his secrets and surprises, his
+mysterious intentions and oracular words.&nbsp; They revile us
+for our party politics; but what are all the European jealousies
+and rivalries, their armaments and their wars, their rapacities
+and their mutual lies, but the intensity of the spirit of
+party?&nbsp; What question, what interest, what idea, what need
+of mankind, is involved in any of these things?&nbsp; Their big
+pompous armies drawn up in great silly rows, their gold lace,
+their salaams, their hierarchies, seem a pastime for children:
+there&rsquo;s a sense of humour and of reality over here that
+laughs at all that.</p>
+<p>Yes, we&rsquo;re nearer the reality, nearer what they&rsquo;ll
+all have to come to.&nbsp; The questions of the future are social
+questions, which the Bismarcks and Beaconsfields are very much
+afraid to see settled; and the sight of a row of supercilious
+potentates holding their peoples like their personal property and
+bristling all over, to make a mutual impression, with feathers
+and sabres, strikes us as a mixture of the grotesque and the
+abominable.&nbsp; What do we care for the mutual impressions of
+potentates who amuse themselves with sitting on people?&nbsp;
+Those things are their own affair, and they ought to be <a
+name="page532"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 532</span>shut up in
+a dark room to have it out together.&nbsp; Once one feels, over
+here, that the great questions of the future are social
+questions, that a mighty tide is sweeping the world to democracy,
+and that this country is the biggest stage on which the drama can
+be enacted, the fashionable European topics seem petty and
+parochial.&nbsp; They talk about things that we&rsquo;ve settled
+ages ago, and the solemnity with which they propound to you their
+little domestic embarrassments makes a heavy draft on one&rsquo;s
+good nature.&nbsp; In England they were talking about the Hares
+and Rabbits Bill, about the extension of the County Franchise,
+about the Dissenters&rsquo; Burials, about the Deceased
+Wife&rsquo;s Sister, about the abolition of the House of Lords,
+about heaven knows what ridiculous little measure for the
+propping-up of their ridiculous little country.&nbsp; And they
+call <i>us</i> provincial!&nbsp; It&rsquo;s hard to sit and look
+respectable while people discuss the utility of the House of
+Lords and the beauty of a State Church, and it&rsquo;s only in a
+dowdy musty civilisation that you&rsquo;ll find them doing such
+things.&nbsp; The lightness and clearness of the social
+air&mdash;<i>that&rsquo;s</i> the great relief in these
+parts.&nbsp; The gentility of bishops, the propriety of parsons,
+even the impressiveness of a restored cathedral, give less of a
+charm to life than that.&nbsp; I used to be furious with the
+bishops and beadles, with the humbuggery of the whole affair,
+which every one was conscious of but which people agreed not to
+expose because they&rsquo;d be compromised all round.&nbsp; The
+convenience of life in our conditions, the quick and simple
+arrangements, the absence of the spirit of routine, are a blessed
+change from the stupid stiffness with which I struggled for two
+long years.&nbsp; There were people with swords and cockades who
+used to order me about; for the simplest operation of life I had
+to kootoo to some bloated official.&nbsp; When it was a question
+of my doing a little differently from others the bloated official
+<a name="page533"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 533</span>gasped
+as if I had given him a blow on the stomach; he needed to take a
+week to think of it.</p>
+<p>On the other hand it&rsquo;s impossible to take an American by
+surprise; he&rsquo;s ashamed to confess he hasn&rsquo;t the wit
+to do a thing another man has had the wit to think of.&nbsp;
+Besides being as good as his neighbour he must therefore be as
+clever&mdash;which is an affliction only to people who are afraid
+he may be cleverer.&nbsp; If this general efficiency and
+spontaneity of the people&mdash;the union of the sense of freedom
+with the love of knowledge&mdash;isn&rsquo;t the very essence of
+a high civilisation I don&rsquo;t know what a high civilisation
+is.&nbsp; I felt this greater ease on my first railroad
+journey&mdash;felt the blessing of sitting in a train where I
+could move about, where I could stretch my legs and come and go,
+where I had a seat and a window to myself, where there were
+chairs and tables and food and drink.&nbsp; The villainous little
+boxes on the European trains, in which you&rsquo;re stuck down in
+a corner with doubled-up knees, opposite to a row of people,
+often most offensive types, who stare at you for ten hours on
+end&mdash;these were part of my two years&rsquo; ordeal.&nbsp;
+The large free way of doing things here is everywhere a
+pleasure.&nbsp; In London, at my hotel, they used to come to me
+on Saturday to make me order my Sunday&rsquo;s dinner, and when I
+asked for a sheet of paper they put it into the bill.&nbsp; The
+meagreness, the stinginess, the perpetual expectation of a
+sixpence, used to exasperate me.&nbsp; Of course I saw a great
+many people who were pleasant; but as I&rsquo;m writing to you
+and not to one of them I may say that they were dreadfully apt to
+be dull.&nbsp; The imagination among the people I see here is
+more flexible, and then they have the advantage of a larger
+horizon.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s not bounded on the north by the British
+aristocracy and on the south by the <i>scrutin de
+liste</i>.&nbsp; (I mix up the countries a little, but
+they&rsquo;re not worth the keeping apart.)&nbsp; The absence of
+little conventional <a name="page534"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 534</span>measurements, of little
+cut-and-dried judgements, is an immense refreshment.&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;re more analytic, more discriminating, more familiar
+with realities.&nbsp; As for manners, there are bad manners
+everywhere, but an aristocracy is bad manners organised.&nbsp; (I
+don&rsquo;t mean that they mayn&rsquo;t be polite among
+themselves, but they&rsquo;re rude to every one else.)&nbsp; The
+sight of all these growing millions simply minding their business
+is impressive to me&mdash;more so than all the gilt buttons and
+padded chests of the Old World; and there&rsquo;s a certain
+powerful type of &ldquo;practical&rdquo; American (you&rsquo;ll
+find him chiefly in the West) who doesn&rsquo;t
+&ldquo;blow&rdquo; as I do (I&rsquo;m not practical) but who
+quietly feels that he has the Future in his vitals&mdash;a type
+that strikes me more than any I met in your favourite
+countries.</p>
+<p>Of course you&rsquo;ll come back to the cathedrals and
+Titians, but there&rsquo;s a thought that helps one to do without
+them&mdash;the thought that, though we&rsquo;ve an immense deal
+of pie-eating plainness, we&rsquo;ve little misery, little
+squalor, little degradation.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s no regular
+wife-beating class, and there are none of the stultified peasants
+of whom it takes so many to make a European noble.&nbsp; The
+people here are more conscious of things; they invent, they act,
+they answer for themselves; they&rsquo;re not (I speak of social
+matters) tied up by authority and precedent.&nbsp; We shall have
+all the Titians by and by, and we shall move over a few
+cathedrals.&nbsp; You had better stay here if you want to have
+the best.&nbsp; Of course I&rsquo;m a roaring Yankee; but
+you&rsquo;ll call me that if I say the least, so I may as well
+take my ease and say the most.&nbsp; Washington&rsquo;s a most
+entertaining place; and here at least, at the seat of government,
+one isn&rsquo;t overgoverned.&nbsp; In fact there&rsquo;s no
+government at all to speak of; it seems too good to be
+true.&nbsp; The first day I was here I went to the Capitol, and
+it took me ever so long to figure to myself that I had as good a
+right there as any one else&mdash;that the <a
+name="page535"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 535</span>whole
+magnificent pile (it <i>is</i> magnificent, by the way) was in
+fact my own.&nbsp; In Europe one doesn&rsquo;t rise to such
+conceptions, and my spirit had been broken in Europe.&nbsp; The
+doors were gaping wide&mdash;I walked all about; there were no
+door-keepers, no officers nor flunkeys, there wasn&rsquo;t even a
+policeman to be seen.&nbsp; It seemed strange not to see a
+uniform, if only as a patch of colour.&nbsp; But this isn&rsquo;t
+government by livery.&nbsp; The absence of these things is odd at
+first; you seem to miss something, to fancy the machine has
+stopped.&nbsp; It hasn&rsquo;t, though; it only works without
+fire and smoke.&nbsp; At the end of three days this simple
+negative impression, the fact that there are no soldiers nor
+spies, nothing but plain black coats, begins to affect the
+imagination, becomes vivid, majestic, symbolic.&nbsp; It ends by
+being more impressive than the biggest review I saw in
+Germany.&nbsp; Of course I&rsquo;m a roaring Yankee; but one has
+to take a big brush to copy a big model.&nbsp; The future&rsquo;s
+here of course, but it isn&rsquo;t only that&mdash;the
+present&rsquo;s here as well.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll complain that I
+don&rsquo;t give you any personal news, but I&rsquo;m more modest
+for myself than for my country.&nbsp; I spent a month in New York
+and while there saw a good deal of a rather interesting girl who
+came over with me in the steamer and whom for a day or two I
+thought I should like to marry.&nbsp; But I
+shouldn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; She has been spoiled by Europe&mdash;and
+yet the prime stuff struck me as so right.</p>
+<h3><a name="page536"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+536</span>VIII<br />
+FROM MISS AURORA CHURCH IN NEW YORK TO MISS WHITESIDE IN
+PARIS</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>January</i> 1881.</p>
+<p>I told you (after we landed) about my agreement with
+mamma&mdash;that I was to have my liberty for three months and
+that if at the end of this time I shouldn&rsquo;t have made a
+good use of it I was to give it back to her.&nbsp; Well, the
+time&rsquo;s up to-day, and I&rsquo;m very much afraid I
+haven&rsquo;t made a good use of it.&nbsp; In fact I
+haven&rsquo;t made any use of it at all&mdash;I haven&rsquo;t got
+married, for that&rsquo;s what mamma meant by our little
+bargain.&nbsp; She has been trying to marry me in Europe for
+years, without a <i>dot</i>, and as she has never (to the best of
+my knowledge) even come near it, she thought at last that if she
+were to leave it to me I might possibly do better.&nbsp; I
+couldn&rsquo;t certainly do worse.&nbsp; Well, my dear,
+I&rsquo;ve done very badly&mdash;that is I haven&rsquo;t done at
+all.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t even tried.&nbsp; I had an idea that
+the <i>coup</i> in question came of itself over here; but it
+hasn&rsquo;t come to <i>me</i>.&nbsp; I won&rsquo;t say I&rsquo;m
+disappointed, for I haven&rsquo;t on the whole seen any one I
+should like to marry.&nbsp; When you marry people in these parts
+they expect you to love them, and I haven&rsquo;t seen any one I
+should like to love.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know what the reason is,
+but they&rsquo;re none of them what I&rsquo;ve thought of.&nbsp;
+It may be that I&rsquo;ve thought of the impossible; and yet
+I&rsquo;ve seen people in Europe whom I should have liked to
+marry.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true they were almost always married to
+some one else.&nbsp; What I <i>am</i> disappointed in is simply
+<a name="page537"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 537</span>having
+to give back my liberty.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t wish particularly to
+be married, and I do wish to do as I like&mdash;as I&rsquo;ve
+been doing for the last month.&nbsp; All the same I&rsquo;m sorry
+for poor mamma, since nothing has happened that she wished to
+happen.&nbsp; To begin with, we&rsquo;re not appreciated, not
+even by the Rucks, who have disappeared in the strange way in
+which people over here seem to vanish from the world.&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;ve made no sensation; my new dresses count for nothing
+(they all have better ones); our philological and historical
+studies don&rsquo;t show.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve been told we might do
+better in Boston; but on the other hand mamma hears that in
+Boston the people only marry their cousins.&nbsp; Then
+mamma&rsquo;s out of sorts because the country&rsquo;s
+exceedingly dear and we&rsquo;ve spent all our money.&nbsp;
+Moreover, I&rsquo;ve neither eloped, nor been insulted, nor been
+talked about, nor&mdash;so far as I know&mdash;deteriorated in
+manners or character; so that she&rsquo;s wrong in all her
+previsions.&nbsp; I think she would have rather liked me to be
+insulted.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ve been insulted as little as
+I&rsquo;ve been adored.&nbsp; They don&rsquo;t adore you over
+here; they only make you think they&rsquo;re going to.</p>
+<p>Do you remember the two gentlemen who were on the ship, and
+who, after we arrived, came to see me <i>&agrave; tour de
+r&ocirc;le</i>?&nbsp; At first I never dreamed they were making
+love to me, though mamma was sure it must be that; then, as it
+went on a good while, I thought perhaps it <i>was</i>
+that&mdash;after which I ended by seeing it wasn&rsquo;t
+anything!&nbsp; It was simply conversation&mdash;and conversation
+a precocious child might have listened to at that.&nbsp; Mr.
+Leverett and Mr. Cockerel disappeared one fine day without the
+smallest pretension to having broken my heart, I&rsquo;m
+sure&mdash;though it only depended on me to think they must have
+tried to.&nbsp; All the gentlemen are like that; you can&rsquo;t
+tell what they mean; the &ldquo;passions&rdquo; don&rsquo;t rage,
+the appearances <a name="page538"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+538</span>don&rsquo;t matter&mdash;nobody believes them.&nbsp;
+Society seems oddly to consist of a sort of innocent
+jilting.&nbsp; I think on the whole I <i>am</i> a little
+disappointed&mdash;I don&rsquo;t mean about one&rsquo;s not
+marrying; I mean about the life generally.&nbsp; It looks so
+different at first that you expect it will be very exciting; and
+then you find that after all, when you&rsquo;ve walked out for a
+week or two by yourself and driven out with a gentleman in a
+buggy, that&rsquo;s about all there is to it, as they say
+here.&nbsp; Mamma&rsquo;s very angry at not finding more to
+dislike; she admitted yesterday that, once one has got a little
+settled, the country hasn&rsquo;t even the merit of being
+hateful.&nbsp; This has evidently something to do with her
+suddenly proposing three days ago that we should &ldquo;go
+West.&rdquo;&nbsp; Imagine my surprise at such an idea coming
+from mamma!&nbsp; The people in the pension&mdash;who, as usual,
+wish immensely to get rid of her&mdash;have talked to her about
+the West, and she has taken it up with a kind of
+desperation.&nbsp; You see we must do something; we can&rsquo;t
+simply remain here.&nbsp; We&rsquo;re rapidly being ruined and
+we&rsquo;re not&mdash;so to speak&mdash;getting married.&nbsp;
+Perhaps it will be easier in the West; at any rate it will be
+cheaper and the country will have the advantage of being more
+hateful.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a question between that and returning
+to Europe, and for the moment mamma&rsquo;s balancing.&nbsp; I
+say nothing: I&rsquo;m really indifferent; perhaps I shall marry
+a pioneer.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m just thinking how I shall give back my
+liberty.&nbsp; It really won&rsquo;t be possible; I haven&rsquo;t
+got it any more; I&rsquo;ve given it away to others.&nbsp; Mamma
+may get it back if she can from <i>them</i>!&nbsp; She comes in
+at this moment to announce that we must push further&mdash;she
+has decided for the West.&nbsp; Wonderful mamma!&nbsp; It appears
+that my real chance is for a pioneer&mdash;they&rsquo;ve
+sometimes millions.&nbsp; But fancy us at Oshkosh!</p>
+<div class="gapmediumline">&nbsp;</div>
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